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spilled my drink all over myself , like a lady 😒 #not #klutz #smh 
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penny : why wouldn't your mom approve me ? i'm adorable ! #ohyesyouarepenny 😏 
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bad boys ain't no goo d; good boys ain't no fun . 
ew , i dislike my self strongly right now 😒 
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me: dad i want some pepper spray . da d: no ill just give you a knife to carry around . #typical #happydadsweekend 
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karla called and texting me so much when i was at the game 😒 
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me , myself , and music for the night 😒 
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survived a night at work with no voice and only 9 hours till my next shift .... 😣 
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none of these people knew it was jordan's birthday till i tweeted her . #posers 😏 
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private profiles << ain't nobody got time for that 😒 
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well today didn't go as expected .. guess ill try the homecoming thing out next year 😏 
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family time in the allison househol d: reading the hobbit aloud ! USERNAME URL 
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popping a lady boner watching zach efron cry . 😏 #charliestcloud #movietime 
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i have all the chants from rotc stuck in my head >.< 
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even though i'm just getting to sleep now 😣 😨 
these dreams are going to be the end of me 😣 
burnt the fuck out of my finger 😣 #fuck #ouch 
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the way my cousin says she likes to dress when she goes out . #eww #chents #fashionproblems 
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head ache is just now letting up ! ! #headachessuck 😣 😞 
confirme d: saying my piece(s) tonight at the basement in graveyard tavern with #saulwilliams . not yet confirme d: vomiting . 
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the past cannot be changed , forgotten , erased , or edite d; it can only be accepted . 
spent $100 on my shirt and the damn stylist got dye on it 😒 
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going to be the toughest 3 weeks of my life .. 😔 😒 😞 
i swear to god ... if this boy keeps sneaking around my room ... hes gonna get my fist in his face ! >.< #siblingissues 
today is deadd feels like a sunday .. cos i didn't do nothing interesting 😒 <<<<< 
i would rather be doing anything else right now . #lame #bored 
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love when people bring unwanted guests over . #rude #dontbringbitches #getout #grossmanvoice . 
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i feel like everyone has plans except for me tonight . 😁 😒 #fuckingsucks 
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USERNAME its thats why i couldnt sleep the next room were i sleep i heard moaning *they were having sex >.< i feel awkward 
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someone at least text me ... some friends you are . 😒 😒 😡 
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USERNAME what is there to do in this town ? ? #bored 
tamu came to play football , i guess alabama under estimated the godly power of manziel and the rest of his team . #rolltide #toldya 😒 
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no one wanted to come over and drink the rest of the bottle ! 😐 😐 
dear worl d: you did not all become allergic to gluten in the past year . #hypochondriacs 
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someone needs to call or text me . i'm so boredd 😒 
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if the vfw is the highlight of vernon i now know why no one lives here ! ! #boring 
haha wanna let me borrow it for a day or just for a picture lol . 😏 
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seeing my mom tomorrow for the first time since i moved out 😳 😣 😶 😯 😐 not gonna lie i'm a bit scared ! 
arturo just told me he would kidnap selena gomez 😒 lol strange 
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i wonder how many points i get if i have balls ... 😏 😏 gosh the things my friends say 
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twitter won't let me follow myself ... first world problems ! ! d: 
wore out .. ill be going to bed earlier tonight than i do on school nights . 😑 
USERNAME everything's goo d: ) can't wait till breaking dawn ! 
just passed up a cop lol .. good thing it was just an el cop 😏 
i never use twitter but i just needed a place to put it where it would go unnoticed . *shrugs* 😒 
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2 more hours of this torture . come visit me at work . ill give you free ice cream if i like you ! 😏 
mom:were katie da d: she went out mom:she's grounded da d: are they not alowed out when there grounded ? ... 
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came to a fancy restaurant and ordered a bacon ultimate cheeseburger like a boss 😏 
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so windy 😣 definitely not leaving my house tonight . 
i really give useful good advice i just don't use it for myself 😒 
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another cool thrift store fin d: the official transcripts of the senate titanic hearings in 1912. 
i remember almost every female was crazy about wison & yandel . aha ! >.< #crazydays . i dont even know what they say & i was drewlin . 
my mom said that i can skip school friday 😏 😏 😏 
i don't think i'm ocd , but everytime something is outta place in my room i have to fix it or i freak out . #hmm #maybeiam 😐 😐 
USERNAME u always want to ! but u rarely do 😒 
having a little cupcake war of our own . 😏 USERNAME 
the things i do when no one is looking 😏 
let me tell you about a smart thing i di d: shoveling salsa into my fat head - rubs eyes . 
i shouldn't over think too much but i can't help it 😒 
USERNAME a majority of shit i wanna tweet you beat me to it on here 😒 lol 
USERNAME then stop whining about him never being there ! 😏 😶 
USERNAME .. look in a mirror asshole ! 😑 we're done . 
USERNAME it's the state by the city chicago in illinois . it's really small . lol under michigan , next to ohio , above kentucky #boring 
the reason justin and selena broke up is cause justin wanted me .. 😏 
some people annoy the fuck out of me >.< <<<< 
USERNAME no .. he just know . i don't know .. why did you say something ? >_< 
te dx sf is done . learned a few things for USERNAME but now have evidence we had the best crew ever . USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
lol now i gotta tell jokes never mind it look goodbyou were right it wont look stupid >.< 
all the memories are coming back to me ... 😖 💔 
dooley basically sai d: palardy , u suck . we aren't gonna give u a chance to win the game . #dooleyisajoke 
USERNAME well that's a bitchy thing to do nyanda 😐 
work bound ! hating life right now ! 😒 🔫 
can't wait to see colton tomorrow ! ! eww why did i just feel that way #gross #stopthenonsense 
watching the last song wishing dave was here to watch it with me && cuddle ! 😒 #hurryup11 
i'm bored doe & people blowing up my phone and my boo k , said he go text me when he get back and he won't tell me where he went ugh , >.< 
boring ass saturday night , this is a 4 day weekend , niggas supposed to be partying , getting trippy , all lat but it gotta be bsc right 😒 😒 
there's a heart in my drink , the bartender must've done it on purpose 😏 jk haha @ tequila museo mayahuel URL 
te dx sf is done . learned a few things for USERNAME but now have evidence we had the best crew ever . USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME wow when i complement you , you question it .. 😒 
alex is the only one keeping me company 😐 😑 
USERNAME aww how old u think i am ? 😏 
waju , i'm so excited , maybe tomorrow i see my best frien d: d ! omg this so fucking amazing ! 
i want somebody till death do us part . i love my baby but i don't know if he's gonna stay .(sa d: (tearingup) 
but you went away , how dare you , i miss you ; they say ill be okay but i’m not going to ever get over you . 😏 
psalms 46:10 be still , and know that i am go d: i will be exalted among the heathen , i will be exalted in the earth . 
USERNAME when i got there it was full ! so i went to incredi-roll & it shook lol . and ohh >_< 
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why did i give out money today like it was okay 😒 
yess👏 "USERNAME me and USERNAME are definitely going all out next saturday . 😏 👏” 
“USERNAME all is right with the worl d: i have pretty friends . 
USERNAME lol stfu & stop mocking my tweets bitch ! >_< 
goal for the night .... canes and hammy slammy . 😏 
i can't follow my crush in #instagram ... 😒 😒 
just because her eyes don't tear .. 😢 doesn't mean her eyes don't cry .. 😏 
i hate when my parents make sexual jokes ... #gross #killme 
you say so many things that leave me speechless .. 😒 
i'm really attracted to thugs , especially gangsta white boys . #heyboo 😏 
why is criminal minds so addicting and repulsive at the same time ? #nasty if people like this r @ my kitchen URL 
all ordering is done via an ipad at the table . how cool ! (@ stacke d: food well built w/ 2 others) URL 
i want my belly button done so bad ... i'm just scared 😐 
USERNAME 😑 that wasn't even funny .... i didn't even laugh . 
movies make it seem you can just solve ever arguement by a kiss ✋ 😒 wrong . 
i don't see nothing wrong with a little bump & grind . 😏 
i can't follow my crush on #instagram 😒 😒 .. 
the fact that i always get this fucking hot at night but can't sleep without a blanket on me 😡 😫😤 😠 😑 👺💥💩👊🔫 #sweating #cantsleep uugghh 
lolol he's probably gonna be mean to me all night anyway ! 😒 
soo many p's here tho this full blown igbo event 😏 😏 😏 😬😬 
did you really have to spray all that perfume , molly .. 😒 
USERNAME yeah can we talk about all the beaches references i mean shit they're from ga not fl i know it rhymes but shit #floridaboyprobz 😒 
they announce to many advertisements its getting annoying cuz there the same ones over and over again 😒 
wahh i'm not gonna lie i'm scared to get this next tat .. that's some tender skin man . 😣 
just because her eyes don't tear .. doesn't mean her eyes don't cry .. 😢 😔 😏 
when i feel self conscious all the time .. i expected you to say something nice . but .. you say that . don't worry bout it though . 😔 😒 
USERNAME think i'm scared if ass < lol #no 😒 
😒 <----- this face sucks on the receiving end lol 
my cab is not moving in boston due to justin beiber #gross 
#headache maybe it's cuz i'm weaveless 😕 😕 😕 😐 
it was not needed to have boobs , vaginia , and butt in the movie flight . not needed at all ! 😒 
USERNAME aw well he needs to hurry , 😔 oh & thanks for texting me back 😒 
the pain in my knee right now is killinngg me . 😖 
unless i'm drunk , then i smack her ass . 😏 URL 
show me how you throw it back , show me how you ride it 😏 
rt USERNAME nick & nora charles in the thin man an encore blog of outspoken & freckle d: the thin man: URL #tcmparty 
i miss you to , but i'm not sure i want you back .. 😣 
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USERNAME 😣 these next couple months are gonna be rough . not lookin forward to it . 
it was great to see so many powerful women in healthcare at #te dx sf today ! 
idk if i can wait a whole other hour ! ! 😖 😖 #supertired #sleepy a'f 
it took me forever to pelar alot of nueces and my mom just comes and eats them d: 
i'm almost off of work and i do not have my house key and my family is at a party fml >.< 
some of these girls just try to hard 😒 #juststop stupid #beyourself 
“USERNAME all is right with the worl d: i have pretty friends . 
damn freezing rain and snow making me have to leave earlier than i want . >.< 
USERNAME oohh godd . who is this person >.< and nothing bored now , daniel and jael just left my crib . 
omgee ; no matter how many times you tell your parents okay , they wont stfuu ! * 😒 💢🔫 
come to think of it i haven't stepped outside my house at all today d: 
USERNAME 's weird smoked bacon tasting beer #rogue #baconmapleale #ew @ nolan's URL 
the trailer i was supposed to take for my second load has a flat tire . d: 
went to the gym for an hour and a half ... other than that i haven't left my bed all day . 😐 
oh noo 😣 why do bad things happen to good people ? i don't understand 
USERNAME got 71st .. but im pretty prou d: ) 
USERNAME any one who gives me free drinks isn't allowed on my shit list 😏 
that awkward moment when your one of 3 straight people at the bar 😒 jk it's not awkward i love it 
USERNAME i mean i was but you guys left 😒 i was waiting for you to come back down 
USERNAME USERNAME oliver , she hates you . #sorrynotsorry 😏 
mad sc didn't compete my senior year at perry but they went this year 😒 
this this talk just made me wheezy . got butterflies in my stomach . the bad ones . 😖 
watching behind the music & reading a book . #boring 
wow go to facetime my bestfriend to see how's she feeling and she's fucked up at a party #rude #kbye #yousuck USERNAME 
ali's on the other couch with her boyfrien d; im enjoying some cookie dough . 
feels like a club kinda night , but ill just dance at my house 😏 💃👏 
at a campus music event . eehh , not the best 😕 😑 ☝🎸🎤🎹 (at hart auxiliary gym) — URL 
my boss taking fucking forever & i'm getting pissed bro 😩 😔 😑 
i need to buy more candels from bath&body works . d: 
i wish i didn't get so annoyed & aggravated so easily 😒 
having strict parents<<<< i never get to do shit and when i do they always questing me .... smh 👎 😕 🔫😫 😒 
my bed is soo comfortable ^__^ i could lay in this shit all day >.< but i hate wasting time 
USERNAME i thought you were broke 😔 no drinkies wif mee 😫 😖 😤 
#confessionnight .... i had a medium sized red bull today 😏 ... doubles at the lh man 😶 
just wanted to say thanks to everyone that bet on me and _____ relationship . feels nice being back stabbed by 6 of my friends . 😒 😣 
your shirt has to go , but you can stay . 😏 
USERNAME please come over #now #cryingwithoutyou #longdistancestinks . 😔 😣 😢 😪 😥 💔 💞 
USERNAME USERNAME she doesn't hate you ... she just doesn't like you ... 😏 #suckstosuck 
apart of me wishes you were the person i first met .... 😕 😐 
when you cry your self to sleep ! <<< yeap worst pain ever d: " 
i love instagram because when i unfollow you i can see your follower count decrease 😏 
momma is going on vacation for 2 days .. what am i gonna do without her 😖 😔 😥 😩 
USERNAME well of course . you know this happens every night 😏 😏 😏 
guys wonder why they're friendzoned ? ? ? probably because you never made a move ... 😑 
parker just knocked me over tackled me onto the couch then started tickling me . 😒 
it's hotter than the fucking sahara in my room #sweating #gross 
my sis funny asl she sai d: yo ass look like the cracken , in da morning i be like release the cracken lookin ass" fsee . ! ! 
i hate talking on the phone when i'm laying on my back .. my voice always sounds soo weird ! #hateit 
my total was $6.66 am i cool now ? ! should i post a picture on insta ? ! like idk satan & half of temecula might kill me if i worship god 😒 
coconut rum & weed at the same damn time 😒 
i'm starting to turn pale 😒 , god damn winter solstice ! 
- i mad i was hardly in this pic though >.< . @ - blood manor URL 
people who can never admit when they're wrong <<<<<<< 😒 
oh i see you metta (why the fuck did you change your name) word peace w/ur boys 2 men looking vest on . 😒 😒 
ready too be off work and hang out wit my baby ! 😏 
ughh ! mw3 brings out the anger in me >.< 
ugh . curlers hurt . not getting any sleep tonight . 😣 
USERNAME salem state university , 1 loring ave . salem . where you arent 😑 
i sware boys in 7&8th grade have the creepiest bromances .. 😣 
USERNAME excuse me , it was typo , spicy eye . & i'm done with you . you're so pathetic . 😒 sheeit . wasting my time on yo ugly ass . 
holy hell , i'm getting tired . not surprise d; work kicked my ass today . 
USERNAME how you just going to unfollow me like that ? ? ? brought my followers down to 11 .. #smh 😑 
i'm so tired but yet i don't want to sleep . 😒 
& wen yu think yu like it i promise yu gone love it 😏 😎 
wtff my mom has an instagram . welp ....... 😫😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😩🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 😖 😖 
im done playin by your rules 😏 its my turn ! . #bitchmode 
USERNAME 😑 ohh ha , well then never mind . i thought you were going to give some away in school 😕 lol 
my dad thinks that and loud car with a system or revs their engine is coming to get me #seriously 😒 
USERNAME not too ba d; a&m isn't in the big xii anymore , and by beating bama they almost ensured the sec wouldn't be in the championship . 
i hate lincoln lately . i just want to go home . next friday can't come soon enough . 😒 👪 
when the couple in the hotel room down the hall is having a little bit to much fun <<< #stop #eww 😖 
when your watching a scary movie and danielle puts her headphones in 😑 
USERNAME myy smokey the bear ass daddy lol… he was picking pecans up out your yard >_< 
watching paranormal activity 2 by myself cuz someone fell asleep .. 😐 but i'm talking to USERNAME so i'm fine . ☺ #greatness 
i just told you i have to be up at 6 stop being loud with your friend #rude #annoyed 
im about to ask neka if i can babysit her son tomorrow i need some to do 😒 
currently looking at the urban catalog and its killing me because i know where half my paycheck is going . 😒 
donated money tonight at kroger and fed 4 meals to hungry families ! i feel great ! i love to give back ! it's just in my bloo d: ) 
ohh hell naww this bithc tlkin shxt cuz i cant drive ! ! ohh its onn ! >.< 
oh i see you metta (why the fuck did you change your name) world peace , with your boys 2 men looking vest on . 😒 😒 lmao 
finally get to see witch mountain ! ! ! p dx doom ! (@ red 7 for witch mountain , castle and skycrawler) URL 
- this mf USERNAME watches the same freestyle battle everyday 😒 
USERNAME i better be invited to the party you're going to be throwing ! i'm ready for some brazilian food ! 😏 
there's a paisa party down the block 😑 😑 😑 😑 shut up 
grouppiies all ova the place ! ! ! ! ! #yuck 
my super sweet saturday consists of watching oregon v california 😏 😆 i'm so fun ... 
i would do anything just to get attention from my family nd him d: 
believe me sweety i have enough for the needy . 😏 
USERNAME it's hella cold >.< & i've been good (: & you ? d: 
USERNAME i obviously retweeted the picture w/ it obvi ! 😒 😑 lmfao 
thank you for a fantastic time , philklein + USERNAME + USERNAME team . #te dx rainier @ meany hall theater URL 
USERNAME hi , tanya ! i love my daughter more , too . although . my dog is a very close secon d: ) 
breeze is going through my jeans ! 😖 😖 😖 
do not think just cuz you f*** with one of my homegirls that i won't call ur bluff if you step outta line on some doggish shit ... #eww 
USERNAME and i don't even have a fro basically anymore 😒 😤 
only came out for USERNAME & my sister & brother lol 😒 ✋ 
im finnah throw my phone dis girl head >_< #annoyed 
USERNAME wtf ! ! ! ! i always miss it >.< 
you might have the stupidiest twitter picture i've seen #myspacestyle #ew 
when you think you like it i promise you gone love it 😏 
kinda wish i would've went out tonight . #ohwell #bored 
USERNAME ima start sitting next to ---> USERNAME though d: 
i was going to say 11:11 but it just turned 11:12 #fail 😒 
i'm mad at you , you're mad at me . oh well . nothing can save us now . 😒 
my mom bought me batman boxers and matching tube socks ! ! ! ! #winning 😏 #nanananananananananananaa batman ! ! ! ! 
im tired and my mood is still the same… fucked up >_< 
USERNAME nothing since cheerleading is over now i shall prep myself for the new season and this mile run >.< 
there going to have their own store in another part of the mall 😒 
lol at my face right now , i look like a person outta scary movie >.< 
i'm such a sweet girl who always ends up loosing . boo me ! ! 😒 
robin hoo d: prince of thieves - what a great movie . not only does it have morgan freeman , but severus USERNAME . 
things that are weir d: stadiums that aren't beaver stadium , sitting down during a game , chanting 'we are ... bc' #uncomfortable 
USERNAME hahaha wow xcacho he doesn't even talk to me in person the only one that talks is robert👌 😏 
USERNAME 😑 did he try .. ! ! ? lmao 
and then everyone came home and my silent sanctuary was broken to pieces 😕 😏 i do love these kids tho . 
seniors: frentz , deffendall , sosnovich , garvey , settle , greer , steber , pegram , karel four year recor d: 53-20-9 
my mom just left me to go out w/ her friends >_< .. 
there's only two type's of people in the worl d: those who entertain , and the ones that observe . well a baby , i'm a put-on-a-show kinda girl 
i should not be sober right now ! !. 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME yeah it is haha when i jogged in that weather i sweated like i just got out of the pool >.< & that must suck , there isn't 
seems like everyone’s going to bed now . i shoul d; my head hurts . stupid caffeine crash . :( 
so i literally talked to over 10 people all asking different questions 😒 
USERNAME say what ? or you could visit me . though ill probably get there before you 😑 
USERNAME anytimee , you'll find someone . i promise . 😏 
i obviously never meant as much you as you said i did . 😣 
this kid behind me said that he use to cut him self d: 
wish my name wasn't balls on here .. #annoying 😒 
head is seriously killing me ! probably doesn't help that i smacked my head on the pool table last night .. what i get for crawling under it 😏 
lmaoo . righht ! i see ya punk ass moved >_< 
#confessionnight USERNAME thinks i'm drunk and won't accept my #rude 
USERNAME i said i was thinking about it . and you weren't even on twitter during that time 😐 
USERNAME i'd be so pissed ! ! that happened to me once & i was livid considering it takes years for beer to expire . #gross 
it gives you the people you nee d; to help you , hurt you , love you , to leave you , and to make you into the person you were meant to be . 
fukk cnt get her cute smile out of my head ....... >_< no time for crushes 
the awkward moment when you have my family ... 😒 
why is my brother doing no shave november . 😖 😖 😖 😖 
ever have that feeling when you feel like someone is taking advantage of you ? &' they do it just cause they know how much you care ? 😒 
he know how ta make me smile & he do it with the sex 😏 
USERNAME haha poor him . i was drooling over channing tatum on him haha ... sorryy 😐 
USERNAME then i must say you have great taste in music lol 😏 🎧 
#100thingsaboutme whenever i see someone say wee d: i immediately check their age , usually 12& under .. lol . 
“USERNAME fuck it #turnup URL dang i want sum 😏 
well you done done me in your be d; i felt it . ;) 
why can't i find the girl ? ? .. ! ! 😒 😪 
thinks it's ridic when people who are married are so insecure with their significant other's exes . you got them , whatchu worried about ? 😏 
btw , it's a comfy 27 degrees out , and i'm very warm 👍 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME i knoow . poor ms . bowman's under the weather tonight , so the girl's soiree is cancele d; / so- just netflix surfing . lame . 
i hate migraines 😒 stress is starting to kick my ass . #ijustwannaseemyboy #2days #boutdamntime 
im finnah throw my phone at dis girl head >_< #a :-) annoyed 
the spanish guy that worked at gameworks was soo hot 😏 . 
umm , yea ! guess i'm going to bed . . fuck y'all with a sick dick . . >.< 
all i wanna do is play h4 but these drunk assholes are on fifa 😒 
USERNAME i know right ! ? we need go make this happen asap ! ! ! d: 
ughh they don't make movies like this anymore 😣 soo good 
daamn , i should've kept that roach yesterday 😒 😩 
USERNAME USERNAME ok hey britt , how's your night been ? 😏 
bored and lonely , who will hang out with me for like an hour ! ? 😐 
USERNAME well your left side shall be lonely then d: 
the bartenders at cobblestones can not make drinks 😣 👎 
getting wasted alone #whiskeylovers #jackdaniels #panda #sketchnetady #letsgoo #letsgetweird ... 😁 😲 😏 
USERNAME we get 50 buses every sat ! 😣 😣 😣 
a lot ppl say getting your boo's named tatted on you is bad luck but i think not . you must of done something wrong to lose them . 😏 
#confessionnight i jus wanna fuck ... no foreplay , no kissn , no hea d; hell ion even wanna take off all my fuckn clothes ... #ijs 
yo who's up ? 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i guess i'm going to go to bed . #good #mood but #bored . 
beat you playing on of your god daym video games again ! << 😒 
wait until we hangout ..... we're both going to be tire d; ) ;) 
not because your love life may suck you must hate romantic movies 😏 
romans 12:2 be not conformed to this worl d: be transformed by renewing of your mind , prove good , and acceptable , and perfect , will of god . 
USERNAME teenage bby mama's bby shower , because we celebrate teen age pregnancy 😒 
is it a bad sign if you eat after your workout pasta , and pretzels ? because it was good 😏 
USERNAME lol i am done idk why i say that typical black girl saying 😒 😒 
bet you playing one of your god daym video games again ! <<< 😒 
ahh . d: USERNAME (@ santikos silverado 16 for sinister w/ 8 others) URL 
USERNAME 😏 what can i say ? i catch on quick ! 
ayoko tumawag doon ehh :( matatanong lang nila ako about dun hahaha dx 
rocking out to teenage dream isn't the same w/o USERNAME 😣 
USERNAME i feel ya 😏 wanna see the video we made ? 
USERNAME d'aw , noo :c i don't have kik >.< what was it that you wanted to send mee ? 0: i am curious .. o.o 
wah why did my twin come out with a big ass , why couldnt it be the other way around 😒 
how do they get a large french fry confused w/ a large sprite ? 😑 
crying myself to sleep cause it been one of those weeks #muchneeded be better tomorrow i hope #idontcry 😢 😣 #help 
a ford mustang 289 after a bad crash on sw scholls ferry rd . #p dx - URL 
USERNAME thanks ! 😒 now i'm wondering if it was a good thing telling u of this crazy night ! 😏 
if not then on monday , my bruh and i are going to get them threaded 😏 
i ate so much junk food today . not eating anything tomorrow . 😒 😣 
USERNAME ctfu , mad ? ? never sweetie never >.< 
USERNAME uh huh ! sure you weren't 😒 😒 😒 ahaha jk when you taking me out to eat ? 
USERNAME your gunna have to prove that too me 😏 
people racing outside of my house at 11 :3 0 .. never fails . 😒 
my grandma just crossed the line . she ate my sandwich… 😒 #comeon 
i don't see metro , cu , or csu trending 😏 
my appetite has always been big but damnn , 4 plates tho ? i can't deal 😒 my budget &nd my appetite isn't on the same page .. 
meanwhile i've driven at night every single night so far 😏 😏 😏 #badassbitch 
i think my nephew farted #eww lil nigga -.- and he in my bed 
i hate relaying on people for shit 😒 , i can't wait to have my own things ! 
i can't help but be nice to every costumer that walks through the door i just hate it when they think i'm flirting 😒 
USERNAME lmao it must be ! ! i'm done now though no more food for tonight ! it's so beat nobody is around . i sat inside all night 😒 
finding this shit in my bathroom ..... <<< #wtf #gtfo #nasty #scared #hatebugs URL 
these are the type of bugs you find in florida #gross #floridaisbroken @ mom's house URL 
my dad went to go buy tacos like 3hours ago >_< where the hell is this man . 
some of yall are too much for me right now 😒 
the migraine pain hits hard one minute then goes away then comes back harder ): #hateit . 
USERNAME USERNAME mine too , probz couldn't get any better 😎 😏 
USERNAME uh huh but only thing is this is for keeps and real as it gets *clinches fist* i'm proud of what we are >_< mightiest warriors;3 
ehh look at my face 😑 😑 😑 😑 here's the deal URL 
i've notice d: people spend more time actually looking for something to watch on netflix , than watching . 
love being the designated driver for my mom . 😒 
USERNAME yeah , better than pointless action lol . i love that movie d: did you like it ? 
people who claim not to like sports but are quick to bandwagon when the season comes around kill me 😒 
clean clean clean , cuz eww eww eww ! dx 
i'm one of , who's never gotten that perfect good morning text . 😁 😒 
it's so annoying when people who can afford to drive brand new bmw's ask for my mk discount 😑 
who goes to the mountains in this weather ? sheesh . 😏 aha 
if i have to do reggae cowboy by myself one more time without my sis USERNAME imma scream 😖 
today i bought the cutest outfit ever ! i'm hoping dr . phil will notice me wednesday in his audience ... 😏 
we like taking mirror pictures . we have soo much in common ! 😏 #bestfriends @ where the bad bitches hang URL 
why is everyone lost ? lol it's 2012 i'm sure we can use google maps to get home 😒 
USERNAME enjoy it while you can ... gonna be staying up all night playing halo soon ... 😏 
i #download a #bitch -ton of #apps when i'm #bored . @ krystals crib URL 
the negro in front of me better shut his ratchet loud ass up cuz ppl like me are tryna sleep ! 😣 😴 😡 👊 
USERNAME USERNAME november 25, that sunday afternoon thanksgiving weeken d: ) 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME good thing i'm in be d: -) lmao 
disappointed that the #harvardsoccer left their manager USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #priorities #rude 
you know that ugly face you make to stop you from crying .... i just made it 😖 ! 
USERNAME USERNAME is that a fat joke ? ! 😱 😳 😣 
i would accidentally unfollow my boyfriend from instagram when it's private 😒 
USERNAME ugh >.< just made me straight mad for the night ! 
i put my hand up on your hip when i dip you dip we dipp ! 😏 
your in my head right now when your not suppose to be but your all im thinking of >.< 
my best frien d= shes always late , never answers her phone , and is horrible at planning things but i love her :) USERNAME 
USERNAME long but good . the first half of the day was such a drag 😑 how bout yours ? 
trail blazers game (still lakers tho) #p dx #trailblazers #nba #jetlife #bangbang @ rose garden arena URL 
#confessionnight i never thought i would get with a white guy lol 😏 
USERNAME awee 😩 i'm jealous you're going to disney tho 😒 
prince waldo is getting a narly contact high hahaha . what a badass cat 😼 😈 
my worst mood is when i lose .. 2nd worst is when i don't feel loved 😒 
i should've eaten at some point today . going to the square on an empty stomach probably isn't smart . oh well i didn't think this through . 😏 
my eyes are like burning as if im tired .... but ive been laying in bed for over an hour and havent fallen asleep . #bored 
if i don't want to hang i don't want to hang . #getoverit 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME not shit , nothing , or no fcking body lmaoo' wish a bitch woul d; anyhow her name caroline ! *bow* fck i look like ? 
this cat just passed out on me . oh and i forgot to mention that he farted on me too . #nasty URL 
hate how my mood can change in .5 seconds from hella happy to straight bitch 😑 
bitch , don't kill my vibe or my high 😒 
waiting on these pics to uploa d; ; moe momma went all out for leiah 
chillin with this hurt chick and her birthday just happens to be tomorrow USERNAME #18yearsofbeinghurt #celebration 😐 😲 😔 #superhurt 👏 
but i know exactly who it was though . 😏 
i look all sophisticated up untill i unbutton my peacoat & you call see all my cleavage 😏 
i'm learning patience and that i give myself one helluva pep talk 😏 
my 2yr old is the most precious thing in this whole worl d; 
the one night of the year when there is a party in the village i decide to study . 😐 
thanks for saying you'll hang out with me #liar #excuses #rude #tellthetruth 
so maybe it wasn't rock bottom after all #yay 😄 😏 
not looking forward to getting up at 6 30 on a sunday morning for work ! 👎😩 😞 😒 
ill get right on that ! but idk if i saved your new number 😳 😣 
so not stoked to be col d: ( i wish my new jacket was here already . 
all i ask for one night just me and you and you couldn't even do that >_< 
USERNAME i'm so sorry wade 😖 😭 🙏 please text me if you need to talk ok ? i'm always here for you 
USERNAME it's not a favor , it's a dream i've had since junior year 😏 
my phone dry then a bitch 😢 guess il keep watchin the game till somebody text me 😒 
since i was told there's a meeting at work tomorrow morning 😑 👎👎👎 
since i'm a taurus , where all my capricorns & virgos ? 😏 
USERNAME lol no problem i'm jealous of ur beanie to d: 
USERNAME things are splendi d: ) and of course ! you doin work on the court ? 
dis wingstop and dat bourbon and coke fina be my night 😏 
her ; me too , i want some fried chicken .... & tarder sauce d; 
i like to torture myself by watching cute romantic couple-y movies while i sit here single and alone 😒 
my cousin just asked me to spit in his water , or cough in his mouth to get him sick #eww 
so alex got mad cuz i said he was just like all the other guys . he said that he really liked me & was wondering if i felt the same way . 😣 
getting the stomach flu and throwing up instead of going out is exactly what i wanted to do on a saturday night ... 😩 😖 
i wish i was at edc right now 😒 💊 
louis is just there . . . . wondering whats going on ! 😎 😏 
USERNAME now , that's funny ! hope your recovery is still progressing positively . my mom was dx same time you were . 
USERNAME i was waiting for the hi ! ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
how many times have we sai d: call them and tell them you love them . 
the way you bite your lip , is that your way of telling me you like it ? mhm 😏 
if we spend our time with regrets over yesterday , and worries over what might happen tomorrow , then we have no today in which to live 😐 
fuckk ! ! i can't even type as fast as i usually do cause my fingers hurt ! ! >_< 
really hate the feature see when texting other iphones ... lets you know exactly who ignores you . #rude 
USERNAME he's like a balding enrique englasias with the talent of ke$ha ps get me starbucks tomorrow 😏 
terriorists are back ! ! they're attacking the speedways d: 
me: oh good , my hair's cooperating today . win d: oh no , we can't have that . 
worst thing about 3 hour naps ? realizing you're now wide awake and have to go back to sleep soon for work in the morning . 😑 
my mom just asked me if i still smoke the death sticks 😑 
USERNAME hey kennedy shut up ... #noonelikesyou #goaway 😠 😑 
rt USERNAME before i sleep .... the most wonderful thing i've ever rea d: an 1865 letter from (cont) URL 
USERNAME no one loves us 😣 no one texts us back ! ! ! 
my boyfriend can't just let me be tired . if he's not tired he's going to make sure i'm not tired too . 😒 😔 😠 
i really miss oomf buh my pride refuses to let me call >_< 
i find it perfectly normal that i'm almost 20 and love hello kitty ... my mom thinks i'm a freak . 😒 
i was finna chill tonight . but it's been a min with my girls 😏 
USERNAME lol . you weren't really talking about me right ? >.< 
USERNAME yeah , but it’s ol d; i haven’t worked there in over a year . 
😏 imma send you a pic too rub it in lol 
why this kid keep looking at me ? i'm here for him not you sweetie . 😑 😒 
arturo jut started blasting that new awful taylor swift song #ew 
USERNAME damn 😏 ... i wish my school had a football team 😢 
no one can even talk to me to talk to me anymore , everybody wants something 😒 
USERNAME is my best friend and anybody who thinks they're her frien d: fuck you . 
nigga claim he broke but always smell like wee d; something don't add up 
USERNAME thank godd . i've been waiting or this since the day i found out they were going out . she's too cute for him 😒 
USERNAME oh ok , i see how it is . 😒 
USERNAME has me mixing 😒 this is not looking good 
i wish i could re-tweet some of my old tweets😤 😑 
i hate when my bf gets into grandaddy mode .... damn motor mouth 😐 
USERNAME the day may have , but hey the night is still young turn it aroun d; ) 
i'm tired of being ignored ! ! ! ! 😐 😐 
cheese sticks from sonic .. i want some so bad . d: 
i need my drugs . 💊 i'm in so much pain again . 😣 
USERNAME sahnn you should've told me >_< every time you got the car you never tell me lol 
“USERNAME "rush limbaugh: we are outnumbered & losing groun d: URL via USERNAME broken clock is right twice a day 
USERNAME you'll see soon enuff . jus watch . 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME he does and you like fabian 😏 
that lightning omg :o holy crap another big one >.< 
my saturday consists of netflix & lotss of junk food 😏 
you can not imagine the immensity of the shit , i do not give . 😒 
so i just it's just me and the tv tonight . 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i hate having so much on my mind ... #confused . 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME no no no no noo . 😂 🙅 😒 
hate this drive from the beach back to aynor .... #annoyed #bored 
work at 5am , how wonderful . 😪 😖 👎 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME haha amanda ... ohh hey hey >.< i look like im about to fart ... huhh ya ya 
#confessionnight i have a crush on one of the biggest assholes 😒 
it's amazing how annoying people can be in 140 characters or less 😐 
too freaking cool , this 24" kids commuter bike is built up ballet p dx style at USERNAME URL 
USERNAME alright then 😒 haha . i ain't tryna erk your nerves . 
USERNAME show off . 😒 😔 . help a bro out ! 
boyfriend by jb is my song . i get down every time it comes on . 😯 😏 
for my 1,000 tweet i'm gonna say something very profoun d: don't fart with a thong on . 
da d: i don't want to be going to therapy with your ass so hit the treadmill 
my mind just got fucked ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
and im the lucky girl who lives right below her apartment . yay 😒 
my only frien d: music . it's always there for me , puts me in a better mood , and knows what i'm going through . 
a great night of spoken word 😏 @ busboys and poets URL 
my nigga USERNAME is dead ! ! d: hmu bro ! i'm fucking worried . you might be dead ! 
damn mad love on twitta tn✌ must be my new name 😏 
going to edna collins w USERNAME ; about to pee my dangg pants ! #soscared 😩 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME the bite mark though >> 😏 
i don't think i've cried this hard in a while .. 😖 
USERNAME think peep forget that #obama invited #gop to talk & those like cantor rejecte d: it may create policy that help #obama relection 
USERNAME omg i miss you so muchh 😪 😭 😖 💔 
USERNAME omg you called me ! i just woke up from my nap >.< 
i got like 25 mexicans down my tl ! >.< 
honey you just ain't relationship material , lets have some fun doe 😏 
i hate growing up , i miss kindergarten , nap time , recess , and middle school . i feel like an old fucking man . #randomdepressingtweet #bored 
really need multiple alarms to wake up so early ! ! ugh ! this should be illegal ! ! 😔 😖 😫😴 #sundays #work URL 
so tell me this worl d; you date someone for over a year and a few days after you break up your ex is already talking to someone . 
my niggas in richmond hill might be dead ! ! d: 
your hands in mine , when we're intertwine d; everything's alrightt 
fuck ! this headache i have had all day 😑 better be gone by 10 :3 0 before i gotta go to work ! ! 
i wanna bag myself one of these cute looking cowboys 😏 like they say 🏇 
#sometimesiwonder if i tweeted my number what kinda text i would get 😏 
#confessionnight you don't even wanna know what i have to say right now .. 😒 
USERNAME i mean it's true ! ! hahahahaha 😏 😂 😂 
of course i'll come see you play not larry games tho✋ 😒 rt 
USERNAME how about getting hit by a pitch ! 😣 😖 
you are the best thing to ever be mine ... oh wait a second . 😐 you're ... not .. mine . i forget 😭 😭 😭 😭 
don't front like that food wasn't good . #porkislife “USERNAME this is our last time coming here yo .. 😔 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME aw 😔 it was that 🍫you ate ! ! i told you 😏 
- felix has been knocked out for like 2hrs now , what a softy 😒 
twilight makes me sick but i still watch it . 😒 
i'm sorry i just cyber stalked you so hard .. you're really attractive . #mybad 😏 
is it bad that i brought lucas outside only to scare these extremely obnoxious girls out of my hallway ? i mean it worked ... 😏 
when every one is baked pigging out on $45 worth of burger king and i'm here sittin like , i'm on a diet . #fml 😐 🔫👌 
i still don't feel good and people want to play with me 😒 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME it will happen watch *jinx* too late you lagged to knock on woo d; p this new years shit your ganna make that bed rock xd 
spotte d: cockroach crawling among vegetables at the grocery store; a mouse running between rows at the movies . #justanotherdayinny #iheartny 
USERNAME USERNAME uff sis no . 😒 don't talk to that bitch ha 
tarring it up with blake griffin in creating a legen d: ) 
i like to think of myself as the cool one of the fam but yet i'm the one sitting at home alone on a saturday night 😒 #guessimwrong 
dram of USERNAME classic . warm , oceanic , smoky . thanks to USERNAME for finding a place in #p dx that carries it . 
everyone out here is tryna be or act like some one . just let it come naturally and be yourselves 😒 #thirstyforattention 
ahh this is so scary my power just went out 😖 
going super hard on a saturday night watching some batman thinking about maybe going to sleep ... #old 😒 
that's so true 😒 rt USERNAME #aries are not romantic . they are hot , dominate lovers . 
how did i not know the last song was on . 😐 
USERNAME wahh ! ! ! i turned it to the channel and billy the exterminator was on hahahha #gross 
did they really just insult kobe and call this oregon nigga 😒 😑 😒 😑 😒 😑 😒 😑 
time to get this hair cut for tomorrow 😏 📷📷📷📷🙌👍👯👯 
i was suppose to pay my car today ! 😒 wow i'm so used to my husband paying everything that i forgot ... 
just another great night . i could get used to this . ☺ 😏 
thanks 😏 rt USERNAME sheldon got on his all whites ... and it's kinda cute 😏 
the bathrooms get so disgusting in mcnutt over the weekend . #ew #drunkenfools 
attention worl d: cody craven just came out of the closet . for real . URL 
USERNAME oh be careful people might think we like each other now 😒 #pissedaf 
all this because of one stupid ass guy 😒 #imsorry 
bitch is just jealous cause i get the likes 😏 
so these assholes say i look homeless and look like i'm in drugs bc of how i'm dressed 😒 
lmao yes i am rt USERNAME sheldon is getting no ass tonight 😑 he can hump his cell phone 
this is what i'm doing before i go to bed ... #latenightpicture #duckface #bored URL 
says the shirtless bird-chested nigga with jail-house tats .... 😒 
jesus . then i was about to go to the hospital cause i felt like i was gonna die . d: 
ordered 3 talls and walked out with 2 ventis 😏 #perksofbeingagirl #jk #wellkindanotreally #starb @ starbucks URL 
my saturday night consisted of me looking up facts about past us presidents . wtf am i doing with my life ? 😖 
so bored at work and my social networks are dead 😒 😒 
being sick is so annoying 😣 😞 😒 😷 😡 😥 😢 
glad i diddnt go to homecoming reading about the civil war was a much better way of spending my evening 😑 #not 
bored af ! 😒 i should go bug the lady in the lobby lol 
watching bones .... a little freaked out considering its pitch black and i'm alone 😣 😣 😣 
i always wonder what christian grey looks like .... then i remember he's not real 😒 😭 
♫ soundtracking by e dx (@ buena vista park) URL 
jst left from folding clothes to come home to a bed full of clothes waiting to be folded 😒 😠 
glad i didn't go home from work today 😏 👌💸 
USERNAME me and ev are making moves , you in ? 😏 
USERNAME oh my god , i didn't even finish packing . we better get to the airport #sostressed 😖 
tennis was so much fun tonight with USERNAME 🎾even though we were freaked out the whole time ! ! 😖 
i wish i wouldn't have gotten pregnant at 18. i feel like im missing out on the most exciting part of my life 😒 
USERNAME fair enough . now put me back at the top of your list 😌 the very top 😏 
this single shit i must admit i'm tired of it 😒 😔 😖 
eric always falls asleep first . 😒 now i'm freakin bored 
apparently i have to lie about the dumbest shit 😒 😑 
dear neighbor , turn down your stupid old rap music .. i am trying to watch the last song and your bass is annoying af . 😒 😞 #ruinmychillnight 
i know jame and alanna have to be as tired as me right now ! 😣 😴😴 
"USERNAME lol @ me and my aunt having the exact same guy probz ... hahah . #boysneverchange USERNAME -seriously ! 😒 
i wish i was on what USERNAME is on tonight 😑 
omg i got work off the early & i'm awake >.< 
i just read the most ridiculous and untrue thing i've ever seen . 😒 and for that , goodnight twitter . ✌ 
love the read feature on iphones now . maybe people will start getting the hint when i don't wanna talk 😏 
i have no money . both my jobs keep frontin on me so that aint helpin my situation . 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i need new jeans ... all my good pairs have holes in them , others are too big or too small . blah 😒 
best pulled pork sandwich in town . #p dx #theobservatory mikaerra @ the observatory URL 
USERNAME uhh 😒 😒 ✋ the lying then she coulda at least tucked her pants in her boots 
girls buy you drinks if your in the military , this is nice 😏 
i can't stop thinking about tomorrow ! ! i absolutely love my girlfrien d: ) #perfectrelationship #thisguyiswrapped 
USERNAME chilling in the snow ... in shorts haha . crazy ki d; i love him . URL 
USERNAME no shit . leaving a tied blazers game to go watch ducks .. 😒 
i don't pay as much attention to drive thru because its dreadful , but none of them walk in . 😣 
convincing me t o make terrible decisions . always USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME bad juan's limit .. & platinums 😏 #whyiloveyou 
USERNAME not if i don't want to . idt any of my friends are going 😒 except you . 
USERNAME USERNAME larry i had a feeling you was alil fruity tooty hahahahaha ! ! ! !✋ 😒 
that moment when boyfie lost his phone . ughh this kid ! #clumsinessprobs #byeiphone4 #notagain #yaysmh 😓 😑 
USERNAME haha it reminded me of us girls at the end of the hall ! ! 😏 
these lips , can't wait to taste your skin baby , and these eyes can't wait to see your grin . 😏 
dese bitches anit doing shit for me but wanna worry bout me an wtf i'm doing ? ? i don't fucking get it 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
i want it to b an us 😒 😔 🙏 
whoever prank called me , call back if you was serious about giving me head 😏 😁 
wish people would stop screen shoting my snapchats #rude #delete #delete #delete USERNAME USERNAME 
lmao and i would rt that manny 👍👌 😏 😏 😂 
phone not working ! hit me up on twitta 😁 😏 ✌ 
if you can't reply to a text from 10 hours ago nothing's there 😑 #bye 
i take that back . zombie movies are only awesome if you have someone to cuddle with . 😖 
how do i politely say i'm interested in some one & i'm way out of your league anyways ? ? lmao >.< 
i absolutely hate sleeping alone , it's a serious problem of mine . 😒 
i didn't come over here so you could sleep 😒 
USERNAME it’s biologically wrong for a person with eyes to be blin d; do you hate people who are blind as well , you ignorant bigot ? 
back to the friend zone i guess . . . >_< 
USERNAME oh geez ... yah ... thanks for the invite 😑 
USERNAME maybe you should fucking quit , nigga . 😒 
i just want us all to hang out like the old days ! why did it come to this 😒 
#confessionnight i'm spoiled and take my parents love for granted at times 😣 
about to knock my mother in her temporal lobe . go to bed b i got plans 😒 
whole time i've been the reason why i haven't been cuddled ! i gotta chill ... 😑 
kassie need to come to town for real though ... 😒 
USERNAME why ? what do wash your hands with ? do you not wash your hands ! ? #yuck ! 
pop that -french montana comes on the radio ... mom: no mom .. no ✋ 😒 
USERNAME i mean , it's hard to smile when you tell me you're a cat ✋ 😒 
USERNAME fw d: party tonight ! 3801 killarney court , 
i reaally wish tomorrow wasnt USERNAME bday . i wanted to hangout 😒 
i can't remember the last time i was to full to eat anything 😣 i can't even finish my pizza and salad 
midnight i'm tired af . what's new ? #granny 😒 👵😴 
USERNAME i miss you bettcchh ! ! come back ! 😏 
USERNAME you know ! haha it's all day , every day in the life of some young g's ! 😏 😎 
ramone no one needs your input . stay to your self sometimes . >.< 
my sister is snoring and i'm actually considering smothering her ...... 😒 #kidding #jk #imserious 
USERNAME or i could just stick you in a freezer 😏 ! 
yes i know i'm old and i'm a sophomore 😒 👎 
trying to get late night snacks , & trying not to make mad noise lol >.< 
USERNAME didnt you die before mine ? 😖 because halloween was a while ago & you took the s off eddie ( my turtle ) died yesterday ! 😭 
i've been waiting in walgreens for too long ... d: 
i'm the fucking man , y'all don't get it do ya 😏 
chinese food is not that good in the burg 😖 
we come through con edison trucks you light work 😏 USERNAME 
need someone to rip this bitch for me >.< anyone ! ! ! ! 
“USERNAME miren el disfraz de samy jejejjejej ! URL <~ conozco a un perro q le quedaría perfecto ese disfraz ! 😏 
USERNAME 😑 i'm not even on my phone , i'm in br 
USERNAME hahhaa yeah me too i'm just like d: because its super cold fuu;( 
damn what i would do to you mm mm mm 😏 #inmydreams 
really envy living in this townhouse . loud music , loud people . #disrespectful #rude 
when you route the wrong side of the board , it's time to call it a night . relate d: is the dirtiest sounding woodworking term ? 
i guess my liver needs a night off anyway 😒 
- ugh i hate when i drop my oreo in my milk 😒 
so turned it to the last song to see what all the fuss is about…yep bad decision #boring 
i need a new fone d; stupid fone keeps freezinq fml -_- 
oh god . this thursday its dolphins vs bills . we were supposed to stay in and watch that together . v.v 
i just started following justin bieber on instagram . i've officially lost my mind . 😳 😏 #lame 
why is there not a duck emoji ? ! 😒 
half the time i agree with people so they’ll shut up 😐 
one of p dx 's best annual art auctions for one of my favorite arts organizations: URL USERNAME URL 
USERNAME lol yea >.< & it's cool don't worry (: 
USERNAME put myy gangster ass dx ck between haa gangster ass legs ! 
michelle took a nap on me -_- just watching her till she wakes up 😑 🙇lol 
i saw #oomf today , omg he's too cute idk why i said no to him 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME bathroom . check out that mold . #nasty URL 
one day everyone will realize your a fake bitch 😏 👌 #dumbbitch #youhavenoone 
feeling really bloated after eating taco bell . it's so bad i don't want to do anything but lay down 😣 😭 
i planned on going to bed early tonight…well that sure as hell aunt happening 😒 
USERNAME my dad calls me like 3 times a day 😑 but i miss my momma . 😭 😭 😭 😭 and prolly not 😱 
the more i think about it , i probably should've just stayed in bed .. 😒 
USERNAME i still haven't seen you 😐 that is highly upsetting ! 
they was all ugly ... well a selected few 😏 
you have no idea how painful it is to only see football and basketball highlights on tv . it sickens me 😣 
USERNAME noo d: i was in ms . idk her name lol why ? 
USERNAME 😣 omg remember ! ! ! i need to know noww 
i'd rather be in iola than home right now .. #bored 
oh i just love getting hit on by guys at work #butnotreally 😒 
i made be making wrong decisions , but i know what's right for me ! 😁 😏 
USERNAME what ? ! ? no i'm so sorry d: 
yo" i'm having so much fun with these southern niggas down here >_< 
i'm willing to do whatever it takes to make my relationship grow . i don't give up no matter how hard things are . 😑 #strong #determined 
i'm literally going to fall asleep before i go anywhere tonight 😒 😩 #sosleepy 
getting sleeping kids off the couch to put them into their beds is a hassle ! 😖 
tonight is one of those nights . 😳 catching up on homework that i've been putting off for the past 3 nights 😭 😐 👊 
where's a blunt & a bottle when you need it ? 😒 
it is so incredibly awkward talking to an ex 😒 
also . a huge thanks to you james correa for getting the mr rogers theme song in my head . #eww 
this 5 page paper on woman's suffrage will be the death of me >.< 
USERNAME oh i know she's a chill bitch but she's my chill bitch . #backthefuckoff 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME how in the world does tweeting raise money ? 😒 
when i see how these people be trying their significant others on these social networks ... but then complain they cant find a good person ? 😒 
i really hate havin a cold .. ughh 😣 😩😪😷 
i guess this is where it gets complicated . 😒 
how u gone call me and ask who's this .. bitch u called me 😒 😑 smh 
USERNAME guess we'll have to eat it ourselves ! ! hahahahaha but it's fine , we don't like sharing 😏 
the fact that my math teacher can't teach me how to do math so i use the algebra book to learn what we are doing 😫 😒 
your voice is now my favorite sound . and your name is now my favorite noun . 😏 
halo 4 ? ! ? ! ? 😭 😭 😭 😩😫😩😩 😖 😖 
#confessionnight i don't have a couch yet . not because i can't afford on , but because we need to pick it up . 😒 
like my seat belt came undone and i was upside down ! 😐 USERNAME 
shit like this make a nigga wanna transfer famu sold me dreams 😑 
USERNAME hahaha it's okay i'm going to hell anyway 😏 
#sometimesiwonder if this relationship is even worth it ? 😏 
it would be pleasant if i could snap my fingers and my room would magically rearrange itself ! 😣 
i don't know what d'fuk i drank today ... but that shit was goo d; ) ... 🍹🍹 #imaddictednow 
USERNAME is super sweet and cute and chill as hell . follow him or you have no life d; 
if i care about you , i really care about you . don't fuck it up or it probably won't be fun for you . 😒 
as soon as i get ready for bed i start feeling really sick😷😷 #ughh #hateit 
for once , i might be looking forward to working a sunday ... 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
medal of honor warfighter ? ! ? 😭 😭 😩😫😩 😖 😖 😫 😭 😭 😩 😖 😫 
i actually wanna work a double tomorrow , means more money and the money is the motive hey 😏 💰 
USERNAME and you still owe me a punch cause you punched me and i ain't hit you back lol >_< 
up w| this whore ---> USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i say snowbaording ! 😏 
amazing how you went to sleep after i said no . #jerk #nasty #disrespectful 
USERNAME thanks for the great flight , lax to dx b and back . smoothest long distance flight ever 
this is what candi looks like , #tired #irritable #sleepy #bored @ spawnlover mansion URL 
😂 rt USERNAME around 6 o clock i woke up with some non eaten cheese itz in my mouth 😒 
mention me what state you live in ? retweet lol #bored 
im so tired of my phone >.< i want a new onee -.- 
stepping up her game and USERNAME is having a beer slushie #gross URL 
USERNAME i mean with her voice ☺ 😏 #tehe 😂 😂 😂 😂 
nikons version of sraw: d700 mraw: d600 and raw: d8 00. 
i just payed USERNAME taxi . 😑 he better pay me back lol 
2 things i don't nee d: you and my id lol for real tho 
dead ass saturday d: gunna wait to my brother get home so we can do drugs lmfao . #staygettinghigh #drugs #blunts #mota #bud #buda 
dont you hate when your mother gives you the money to go somewhere but wont take you ? 😒 
USERNAME if it helps USERNAME went to be d: ( now i'm up by myself 
USERNAME what can i say ? i have a way with animals 😏 
i just want stefan's game to be over alreadyy #bored 
USERNAME lol , lucky ? haha but my smile is gross d; i'm so insecure because of it but i really want the 5 d; 
USERNAME me not whining and mm butt crack ! 😏 
yo extraños esos dias cuando no tenia ke amar ni nada de eso 😕 😒 
i thinkk i p ! ssed teti off >_< she'll recover 
USERNAME my roommates are playing your favorite song 😒 🈸🈂🈷🈯🈳🈵 style 
USERNAME fucking freak ! lmao ! >.< can i join ? ;p lol ! 
i find it a little rude when people don't follow me back .. 😡 😒 
it's hard to be mature when you're dealing with someone whose acting like a 5 year old 😒 
USERNAME can't two colors >_< i don't like , i like one solid color lol #ocd broski ! hahaha 
looking back on my past and asking myself why i liked the guys i dated ? #scumbags #ew #yoursogross 
noo , my brother found me on youtube -.- my night has been ruined cause now he can watch my videos i post up smh 😑 
lmaoo , kindergarten memories ; my guy best friend xo . 😐 
ipod goin dead #oomf punk ass got my damn charger >_< #lmao 
i shall gym it today , since i been sick for the past two days 😏 💪. 
this book i'm reading is supposed to be read in an irish accent . that's not annoying . 😒 
cortaca was mad fun but def not how i thought it'd go . 😒 
USERNAME 😒 man i didn't know you play the guitar o nomas le haces al wey 
i went to high school with this straight up monkey #lol #gross 
#confessionnight because i'm a harry girl some people call me a 'directionator'. umm no . i'm a harry girl because we have loads in common ? 😒 
there are two reasons why we don't trust people- first: we don't know them . secon d: we know them ! ! ! 
kimaya won't stop moving around so i can sleep i can feel and see her body parts scrolling around my stomach and her kicking my bladder 😒 ;/ 
#confessionnight i ate so much garlic bread today my urine smells like straight up garlic cloves 😒 
ever dropped to phone on that one toe 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME yeah that would have been a bit freaky lol . i'm at the bar , been here since 2. worked til 9 :3 0 ! and now i'm jon's dd . 😑 
i don't know what to do i seriously don't know >.< 
they always b tryna chill . like if i can't have a full conversation w you through text , don't expect one in person 😑 
this bus irkyy ass shit its so bumpy >.< makinh all that noise 
omgg this is how im feeling right now 👌 😑 URL 
USERNAME are you a parking ticket ? cuz you've got written all over you 😏 
i got work on time . fuucks with me 😏 
😑 😑 😑 <<<<< how my eyes looking right now #low 
the 2 months that's past have been good & bad 😏 
USERNAME very close to . idk what to wear on monday . lol d: 
USERNAME i do play the guitar i have 3 😏 
i don't like when he has a bad night 😖 
USERNAME hahah 😑 go make your brownies .. don't forgot what i always told you , keep your pants over your north face at all times . 
USERNAME i want a horan hug so cold ! ! ! >.< 
USERNAME you say it like it's a bad thing 😒 #isitfurthertochicagoorbybus ? 😂 😂 
never stay where you're not needed or wante d; you'll only be wasting time . god will show you where you should be . 
i got off work on time . fuucks with me 😏 
USERNAME well if i'm mr . weird your my chil d: morgan weird 
i kinda wanted to go to a party today >.< 
i've got my eye on you ms whyler 😏 URL 
USERNAME lol ! 😒 post a video or it never happend ! 
benefits of surprising boyfrien d: i get to jack the heat up before he gets here . 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME that picture turned me gay 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME awh , poor black ki d: ( it would've just been homosexual to not punch him because he's gay though . 
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nothing like cuddling in a warm blanket and watching robin hoo d: prince of thieves when i'm sick ! 
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USERNAME i offered you some , but someone said no 😏 
#confessionnight i'm too sensitive when it comes to a touchy subject 😭 😖 
craving subway right now ! ! ! ugh why can't they be open 24hrs 😒 
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no oovoo date w/ bestfriend toniight , i'm too tired >.< 
he ran into my knife , he ran into it 10 times 😏 #chicago 
ugh i don't want to see you in my twitter feed 😒 #wtf 
😒 😒 👎👎👎 ion even got words to tell you what i wanna tell you . 
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rly love the fact that crazy stupid love is never not on hbo 😏 
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if u have a roof over ur hea d; clothes on ur back and shoes on ur feet; today is thanksgiving 
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babe ! ! ! ! ! im scared lol d: USERNAME 
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non shaved legs 😐 + cold weather = warm body🙌 😏 
this girl has the most hideous eyebrows i've ever seen like i can't 😵 😖 
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USERNAME you putt tapatio on it i had hot red nipple for 3 days dx 
i wanna smart girl with a dumb booty . 😏 😆 
i'm tired , i don't feel good & i want to be left alone . 😞 😷 😖 
bray say he gone put a rocc in my butt while i sleep ( >.< ) lmao wtf 
i have to piss , don't wanna break the seal . 😒 
when my lips are chapped they get even more bigger and red >.< 
this talk me & dominic are havin >> 😏 😁👌 
i feel like the most i could do with modern day fire bending is light a blunt without a lighter . #boring #airbendingftw 
monte carlo lounge with the crew .. nott really feelin itt 😣 
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USERNAME yeah .. good idea . ill just do that . 😒 
USERNAME patton was by far the rudest opposing football player i have ever been cheering against while at txst ! ! ! #rude #gobackhome 
recovered memories of beauteous produce at farmers markets in portland , oregon bring me sudden joy #p dx 
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USERNAME ahh why ? >.< & monday sounds good but in the afternoon ? :d 
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USERNAME lol yeah and we still have to go to the other house in zuni . >.< 
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15% not home & charger in the car ! 😖 😭 
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USERNAME aww boo ! dx lmao ! >.< better let me know next time then ! 
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shit , i wouldn't run . lol ! ! ;) “USERNAME dino gd trying to scares you >.< kekekeke URL 
i'd rather be doing anything then what i'm doing right now 😒 
USERNAME lol >.< well i will just pretend i did🐔🐔🐔 
that kind of fart with something on it . #disgusting 
everybody be fucking w/ the fat bitches but the trill skinny girls don’t get any love . 😒 
seriously in the best moo d; i love my brother so much . 
darn ! i tend to forget that double tapping on instagram likes the photo . 😒 
when my boyfriend is out partying with his family and texting me drunk 😑 funny shit ! 
#confessionnight i am a huge tomboy .. not a lesbian .. get over it >.< 
da d: yea . wait . actually i'm quadruple dipping .. 
please URL i promise i won't ever smoke , now please please stop showing those disgusting commercials #gross 
USERNAME 1st:: wat happened to it 2n d: : none them coulda drove 30mind to scoop u up ? ? 
emily always makes me sound gay doe . d: i'm not gay . 
starving in the middle of the night so i made homemade waffles i love foo d: ) 
USERNAME my fav part of p dx is it's art & music scene ! USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME what why ? ! don't be sa d: ( everything gets better , i promise 
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USERNAME soola my step dad can play songs by just listening to them 😒 
there's nothing like a nice , hot shower before be d: ) feeling all clean and soft ! !>>> 
i wish i was a millionaire so i can help the little kids that have cancer 😏 
me and my sister are just sitting here crying together at this movie 😖 😭 
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USERNAME well people did until i told them that it wasn't true 😒 
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“USERNAME lol snap out of it 👋 USERNAME aight i'm back yo ! lol 😏 
oomf ain got no room wut soo eva tuu tlk bout sumbodii & she look like a dx mn big black gorilla . she juss need tuu take a ___/ 
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twitter sucks tonight & i'm not even really texting anyone . 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME one of y'all called 😒 im going w . kadeem ! haha 
everybody turnt up tonight and i'm at home bored , ain't this a bitch 😒 
you're a monster and you're built to fall >.< \m/ - heafy 
thanks a lot USERNAME ! 😒 now i'm craving king taco ! 
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long day today . i will have to write 2 blog challenges tomorrow . >.< goodnight everyone . :-) 
i hate it when the toilet seat is cold 😑 
why must my mom ask so many questions ? 😒 
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USERNAME lmaoo ill make sure to do that 😒 👌 
USERNAME and don't get my started with my ass . i have to do lunges just to pull my pants up . 😒 
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madd he gone call me that tho . technically , im from anderson anyways ! >.< 
rt USERNAME might just go to the club with my fam since my house right around the corner ,--- 😔 😑 
USERNAME i got sick 😒 😢 😐 😞 and my dad wouldnt let me go if im sick even tho it doesnt matter at all -.- 
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i've been fed so much chicken today and i do not like chicken #yuck 
not wishing anyone a happy bday cuz of what's been going on so i could care less #confessionnight 😐 
you have to pay to use the bathroom at vons in cali #woahdere 🚽 😒 
lmfao 😂 he really thinks i have a gf 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wag parati na nga ako late eh hahahahahaha 1 hour ride ba naman >.< 
#confessionnight i just told someone they were beautiful and i kind of regret sending that message now , lol . 😒 🔫 
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USERNAME you wouldn't answer me for an entire summer unless i called you piper . #rude 
lesson learne d: need a good barber ? go to west hollywood . they know what they are doing ! 
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gonna get off before i get even more pissed ! 😒 
she said she's texting her other bf . 😒 @ t . g . i . friday's URL 
i'm tweeting about this movie like no one has ever seen it ! #bored 
can't wait to get this fucking cast off #annoying 😡 😒 👩🔫🔫🔫 
i really dont have time for the shit tonight 😒 😔 
i dont want my teammates to leave for highschool soccer ⚽ 😒 
#oomf needs to shut the hell up already ! 😏 
USERNAME yeah lol maybe a little more but not far ! and i know especially my peruvian followers 😏 
i get home and mom yells at me for no fucking reason 😒 
emailed my prof about a mistake i found on our take home exam at 10pm and he emailed me back 15 mins later . not sure who has less of a life 😑 
USERNAME hey ! ! yes i saw you in the crowd and cut to a crowd show of you raising your eyebrows ! lol #te dx rainier 
USERNAME i mean ... there's always room for progress 😏 
cassidy and i are going to be the next deaana and snooki but prettier 😂 😏 
guess who's phone is completely shot to hell ? 👉 😑 👈 #thisguys #gonnabeaquietnite 
it's like once i put my phone down to get some sleep that's when everyone starts to text me .... #whywhywhy 😑 
omfg >.< done with those adorable animal retweets .... i'm gonna end up retweeting them all . :3 haha 
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my new years resolutions were to get a six pack and play the guitar ... i faile d: b 
USERNAME i strongly disapprove when u spill your certain liquids on me ..... #rude #hahajkjk 
i lowkey feel bad about going off .. ugh , i'm not about this life 😒 
USERNAME please do i'm all alone and scare d; s 
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why are people on tumblr so depressing like both be happy , you're alive . #damn ✌ 😏 
USERNAME kinda hurts that you don't even know i exist d; but i'll still be here supporting you every step of the way . 
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or don't answer ... that's cool too ... 😒 😤 
rt if you're at home right now , without plans for your saturday night ! i know i'm not 😒 
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does this mean i can go out too ? 😑 
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the new timmies a d: an american idol singing home with american-like scenes . so canadian . 
wating on this lady to give my phone back >.< 
hahaha i want to know what your reaction was when he told you 😏 
my roommate ain't take no shower since yesterday morning 😒 😒 nasty ass 
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pissed of that this fucking pizza place fucked up our order ... 😣 
the week was a drag the weekend went by like nothin .. 😒 
USERNAME hahah it's not my fault ! i blame my dad . 😒 
#conefssionnight i pick out the yellow fruit loops when i eat that cereal #eww #nasty 
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USERNAME i know ! ! ! lmao ! i called in today and it was blocked 😒 
driving drunk skunks around christ almighty please give me your blessings 😒 😒 😒 #goodfriend #goodsister #holla 
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i'm shy , till you get to know me . 😏 
and i'm better than your ass at that 😂 😏 #justmademynight 
hellz yeah . some fresh prince . 😎 😏 👍 
look in the mirror and start a starring contest . who shall win ? ! 😏 
he's not even cute and you definitely are ... #outofhisleague , #luckboy ... 😏 (👬👈😷) 
USERNAME know my cousin stunted 😒 😒 .. i wanted to go out bad 
the fact i can't dance cause i'm pregnant . <<<< 😒 😠 
USERNAME this kids are a little slow to understand 😒 but they know if they lie to us they get cut off their balls loll too much wine for me 
haven't felt like myself all day 😑 hopefully sleep will do the trick 😴 
i wish i had an iphone right now so i could take a pic of the text katie just sent me #wannathrowup #eww USERNAME 
did i just say wicked ? someone come take me to nj please . #omg #ew 
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dani likes #oohf see what i did there 😏 one of her followers #imagenius 
USERNAME fml . i think i jinxed it ! 😣 😭 😱 😫 
a dick make her feel retarded , she say i make her feel special . jtfoo . 😏 
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i really if stop caring for a few hours so i could sleep . 😒 👎 
tonight sucks dad wouldn't let me do nutn goin to be d: ( 
USERNAME is subtweeting the shit outta me right now ! 😑 
a female/male that can't hold their liq ! like wtf 😑 
the hardest feeling for a guy is having a crush on a girl who has a bf who won't treat her as good as he can . 😒 😪👎 💔 
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USERNAME lol .... yeah that's drawling , tbh i don't know why you put up with it . it ain't worth it . 😒 
USERNAME no shame in the nipple game (that one just came to me) 😏 
from the end of the earth will i cry to you , when my heart is overwhelme d: lead me to the rock that is higher than i . (psalm 61:2) 
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USERNAME me i do i do i do oh god please pick me , i really wanna text you ! 💁 😏 
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USERNAME is gonna get the surprise of a life time this holiday season . 😏 
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i'm the type of girl that'll get tired of seeing their bf every single day or at school 😑 just not my thing . 
i donntt want to go back to school .. 😣 😰 
why do men fall asleep so early ? ! #comeon 😒 
the awkward moment when your bestfriend is laying on your boobs and they look fake .... 😳 😐 URL 
i can never wait for my nails to dry 😒 so boring 
bout to go to sleep with a lot on my mind and a long day ahead tomorrow . 😒 💭😴💭 
she says she want diamonds; i took her to ruby tuesdays 😐 😬 
sometimes i just wanna punch you . but then i think ehh better not . 👊 😏 ✌ 
current temp in s d= 62, current temp in chicago at 11 :3 0 at night=63 ! feeling #grateful . please last thru tomorrow night ! 
#confessionnight i unfollow anybody who look like they from osama bin ladden territory just to be safe 😏 😏 😊 
i used to get mad cause angel like a ant next to a tree compared to me >.< 
1,204 followers & nan one of yall fuckers can talk to me , thats cool >_< 
my ass keep going in & out .. now i can't find my remote 😒 
withdraws . i finally know the meaning ... 😖 🔫 
why does my head always decide to itch after i paint my nails ? 😒 💅🙆 
“USERNAME my god your facial structure is sexy ." why thank you 😏 
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USERNAME i'm actually really bummed because i was informed that one of the bands i really like now has a shirt there 😑 
twitter then instagram then facebook then pinterest and ... back to twitter . #bored 
i know what i'm doing , ain't no need to rehearse .. 😏 
peeps that follow me must think the grossest girl ever 😐 
USERNAME man not even 21 and ur acting like grandma already all bad 😒 🔫🔫 
lipo lapband big hoe lapband got a stomach so big she need a lap band got a stomach so big she need a lap band lol #bored -goofy bofl 
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someone come pay me a visit ! ! please i'm boredd ! ! >_< 
USERNAME hell yeah ! (: and u misspelled man it's not c-h-i-l- d: p 
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i miss working at burlington this time of year >_< 
clap if your embarrassed by your nasty ex boyfriend 👏👏👏👏👏. #ew 
why must the only punjabi guys i get into , have my last name d: #fml #onlyhappenstome 
charger isn't even 2 weeks old &&. it's broken 😒 
when i look you in the eyes and its not awkward >> 😏 ☺ 👍 #dontchawishyouknew 
don't know where we're headed but we lovin every second of it 😏 
USERNAME shut up , you have no right to say i'm enough .. you were one of the people who showed me i wasn't .. 😑 
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you'd think apple would be smart enough to make a longer wire for the iphone charger to ease people's lives .. but of course not . 😑 
i'm about to just stop trying ..... no point 😔 😐 😕 
omg my knee's getting worse .. stop it ! dx 
drunk and tire d= awesome night ! love USERNAME ! ! ! ! 
jennifer , what are you doing tomorrow ? i need to laugh again , yesterday was hilarious >.< 
my mom ruined my plans for ia tomorrow . sigh* why does she have to be unemployed ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME love u more ray twin ! ! ! ! i wish i was there with yall ! ! ! ! ! 😖 
you guys , i just learnt what it means to ! #tragic #ew #sorry #bye 
when i walk to much my right ankle always gets swollen 😒 
it's been the worst week and weekend in a long time . i wants to see him more than ever b #whyyme #hateit 
USERNAME oh . jw cuz i'm obsessed with a guy named ryan higa on youtube & he made a video on this haha 👌now i feel dumb . but he's cute 😏 
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USERNAME is a whore for making like 300 twitter accounts and deleting em . then making another one . 😒 
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USERNAME i come to hillary's and you're not even here #meow #rude 
bout to check out this sword art online then get some sleep . long day of nothing but school work tomorrow 😒 
what the heck how do i have 19k tweets . 😐 😯 
USERNAME don't be hating i thought at first i was taking a pic of u ! #gross #twins #mixup :) 
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USERNAME what ? ? ? iv been replying you 😑 😑 😑 
my dog better stfu for her ass gets thrown tf outside 😒 
oh ok .. sorry tony ! . that wasn't me that tweeted that 😒 😏 
USERNAME i'm serious tho idk how i'm doing all this typing every time i move it hurt 😖 😢 
my hair is dark brown , ughh . no 😭 😠 😞 😩 😐 💆🙅 
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USERNAME ill come visit but come bak to work ... here's my thoughts->😤 😶 😐 
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why did mr . ojeda try to add me on instagram 😒 😑 🙉 
i really hope some of my senior and junior friends come to gcsu so i can throw down with em . and haze the shit outta the ones that rush . 😏 
been on own for over a year and it feels 😏 😬 
now i know why i never go outside of buckhea d: people are cheaper than goodwill and ass holes . #bye . 
i need a cuddle buddy tonight who wants to be it ? ? ? #anytakers 😏 😏 
how the hell do these old guys suck on non lit/half smoked cigars ? #gross #olddirtybastard haha ! ! 
she knw she heard me say excusee me as loud as my ass is & she kept walking ! heels over over my damn phone ! bitch this a iphone 😒 
USERNAME it's not . i'm sure whoever was messing with us before is back at it 😒 ill just patiently wait for another note on my car . 
USERNAME they do is just different when it comes to get serious i would get serious 😒 but i'm always happy😁 
i am standing right infront of yo ass ! #rude 
USERNAME at least you could if you wanted too .. 😒 
jermaine on some other shit ! ! ! 👎👊 😐 😬 😏 😑 
edward daddy got married and he didn't tell nobody 😑 
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USERNAME dang ! well maybe i will still see you around campus ! i better 😏 lol 
USERNAME de nada presiosa i cundo yano tengas novio me das una oportunida d: -) 
i licked the bowl after making the cupcake mix ... 😒 
i'm bout to go to sleep cause im bored n it making be sleepy af . ! #bored asll 
USERNAME either way i'd be tired and my sister is driving the first half 😏 
today's 11 - 11 , i wonder if my wish comes true ? 😏 
my boyfriend can't stop watching #walkingdead and i'm #bored ... 
#confessionnight not looking to be in a relationship .. but i feel lonely sometimes 😐 
people try to make me dance while i hold my beer and i spill some down my sleeve #firstworldpartyproblems d: 
people that invite you to they dirty house <<< 😣 
you think i'm worried about this shit , hell naw lol 😏 
the new spider-man was awesome ! i was against seeing it in theatre cuz i didn't think it was gonna be that good . #provenwrong 👊 😏 
i tried to watch the walking dead , but we just didn't get along . 👎😬 😐 😒 
bon voyage sf ! happy thanksgiving , +housewarmings i've misse d; hope china air treats me well ! #sfo #traveltimes xo URL 
i'd say today was prettyy dern good ! USERNAME USERNAME 😑 
your skyping is a nuisance to all of us . i mean , it's 1am . get with the program . #annoyingaf 😒 ... 😡 
USERNAME (; i know you want me , you know i want ya 😏 
USERNAME less people , we left when it started getting packed because i got nauseous >.< i was sitting towards the back corner 
damn , my sister is only like 11 and she's already turning into a stuck up bitch with a nasty attitude v.v smfh 
USERNAME i'm talkin about pepperoni nips idk what you're referring to 😐 
vfw bathroom stall #grafiti #tiny #complaint #noswag #nasty #cigs #alcohol #wps #godblessamerica #pow URL 
they got the heater on too high . it's hott af 😒 
USERNAME like i don't care if you do 1 or 2 but like some people are doing 10 or more like i don't care stop 😒 
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i just had to use my thighs to help open my bottle of disaronno ! it would not open ! 😒 
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why white people always gotta use big words . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME don't listen to camille stefan remains the favorite 😏 
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` why would you start talking bout something if your not gunna finish telling me 😣 😒 
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ion owe you shit ! ✋ bitch leave me alone ! 😒 
ok mami went to get to where dilcia , ok . 😑 😁 
having to be a designated driver for my mom<<< #hateit 
this comforter is god awful and so stiff .. 😒 #teamnosleep 
my tweets not yours if you don't like them then there's the unfollow button >.< simple as that . 
when you feel a cough coming on so you decide to stop breathing in the hopes that it will pass 😖 
epic day 😏 had fun with the guys and then the rest of my friends ^.^ 
when steven isn't texting , i realize nobody texts me d; 
*you can do so much goo d; but you're never forgiven for your wrongs .. * 
captain morgan is my only frien d; always there for me when i need itt 
just went through tons of old pictures with USERNAME #eww #sofunny 
i can already tell this is gonna be a good winter 😏 🎉 
USERNAME you're honestly so hot bina ! i bet you get all them windsor cuties 😏 
#honestyhour i can't wait to smoke the hookah later 😏 😬 
USERNAME 😒 😒 gurl bye ... ill party with chu in april don't worry 
so ready for my boy to be done pledging 😒 
i fell over the rail tryna get my ipod and run back upstairs from cameron ! 😒 👎🚑🚒 
but they do kinda suck when the m&ms run out 😒 
USERNAME or when my brother is doing no shave november 😖 😖 
USERNAME i don't have the whip right now tho 😒 
#confessionnight i never read the terms and conditions . #badgirl #iknow 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME not my babyy d: noo ! ! ! i will save you *grabs life alert* 
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i just had to use my thighs to help open my bottle of disaronno ! it would not open ! 😒 URL 
wow it's already midnight ? whatevs tonight was fun 😏 
when you get home from a 10 day trip & your mom and brother aren't even home ... #loveyouguystoo 😒 
don't text me if you're not going to text me back after i text you #rude 
he fucking had me oan hold for the longest 😡 😒 😞 
USERNAME whoa only a few of my tweets were like that . all of yours are like that ! 😔 😑 
USERNAME alittle i came home though ! everyones drunk & being annoying ! lol my face feels hot af >.< 
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i missed a call from ivan >.< we were supposed to take care of business 
USERNAME man kera and amba just went i should've 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME yay ! also , i lived in p dx for three years so i can also provide you with a list if youd like :) 
if this fucker tells me to slow down one more time i'm gonna punch him in the face ..... 😒 👊 
not sure why USERNAME and USERNAME think they can both stop texting me at the same time . #rude 
USERNAME it's happens to everyone but no me yet 😒 
best frien d: has always had the best shoulder to cry on”tru 
wtf ? i knew i forgot to log out his fone >.< ima kill my uncle i swear he play too much 
#cofessionnight i feel like an only chil d; yet i have 4 siblings .. 
“USERNAME frien d: never asks for anything to eat or drink 
best frien d: opens the fridge and makes herself at home”tru 2 
i need that flaritan for my peanut butter allergy 😏 
USERNAME you have to understan d: i never consider myself cool . at all 
when this girls complain about working a 5 hour shift in a slow day 😒 
“USERNAME frien d: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing 
USERNAME ohh hahaha i thought you were talking about me ! ! i was like what ? lol :c my head is normal >.< 
that's right , you best follow me back 😏 👊 
USERNAME did i ever tell you i hated you ... 😠 #rude 
i love life but life has a boyfrien d; bless my soul , i'm out to destroy them . 
i always feel super cool when he retweets me . like i'm about to be famous or something . 😏 
why do you remind me so much of my ex ? #yuck 
metal night with dj hellian ! ! sun-11/11 the lovecraft bar URL #p dx 
USERNAME no i never di d: ( wow are you gonna throw a big party for her ? :) 
why you let all that booty go to waste ? d; 
i should be asleep . i have to wake up at 7:45. 😒 
umm i don't have a day off till thursday but i work saturday 😐 
1hr more & i am calling somebody to have this madness stopped . god damn ! ! there are people trying to sleep . 😤 😖 😴 😡 😠 👿😈😈 😵 😲 
i need new conditioner asap .. this stuff makes my hair feel like shit .. #gross 
USERNAME so you'll be defending yourself ? ? bad idea my frien d: ') 
USERNAME bet you wish i was there so i could make you laugh some more d; just tickle her 
USERNAME one phone call and you know he"ll be their 😏 
take me home . but no . this is why i hate humanity in general . 😡 😣 😖 
so yeah . i'll just go to bed . 😒 
USERNAME by 😒 clearly i read that without a name 
i have to be up in 4 1/2 hours for week & i'm just not tired what so ever >_< 
USERNAME okay maybe i forgive u ... 😏 only because of the instagram shout out 
USERNAME even if it was short , i hope your time in p dx was fab & i can't wait to watch ! :) #therealworldportland 
noone here can do 1 litre wild turkey 21 in 2 nights better than i , maybe as goo d; but , not better ! 
this dude bear just made a wet suit out of a dead seal . 😐 
so boring just being home , with no one . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME pretty sure there will be snow next weeken d; we'll figure it out ! 👍 😄 #excited #wintertime 
jerica nd dewayne all snuggled up here ... 😒 im ready to go home lol 
holy shitt , i gotta get out more >.< ' 
wow k you don't like me going out but you got out every weekend ! whatever . 😒 
i love knowing things about people when they don't know that i know . 😏 😈 
- and yet . i have nobody to talk to >_< 
lmfao i'm seriously tryinn not to go out tonight and finding out an excuse to tell this kid is so hard 😣 haha #collegegirlprobs 
oops mama spilman knows i'm drunk 😏 lol at my life 
..... and of course it's the tire under me , USERNAME and USERNAME 😐 #fatassprobs 
i hate when girls judge a female just because they prego >.< 
the five year engagement with the family 📺 😏 👍👪 
don't mess with my man , cus ima be the one to bring it to yaa ! ... if i had one 😒 
USERNAME haha >.< ur luckie af i think i could of fainted v.v if i saw her :o lol jk 
..... and of course it's the tire under me USERNAME and USERNAME 😐 #fatassprobs 
when every single light on my car besides my blinkers stops working in the dark .... #pitchblack #okay 😒 😠 
my little sister has an iphone 5 before me 😒 
fuck ! i was about to walk to the store 😭 😭 😭 😭 but it just closed . 😣 🔫 
fuck this boredom shit . just gonna sleep , maybe . someone text me 😏 
holy fuck it's cold ! ! ! 👎 😔 😖 
i hate the nights when your scared to close your eyes to sleep 😖 😩😫 
USERNAME no , never ! i asked other co workers and they said e talked to them and was super awkward , but really cut >_< i was in danger ! 
i would give anything to go back in time and erase this past year . 😣 
when you're legally blind and drooped your glasses underneath your bed 😩 😖 #cantseeshit 
hate when you can smoke in bars smell like a nasty cig #gross #needashower 
USERNAME 😂 oh my god no not this time ..... oh but 😏 👏 
getting back in the gym first thing monday morning 💪 😏 👍 
these asians wouldn't stop taking photos of me and some friends . 😑 it was awkward and awes @ the forum shops URL 
nothing in life is to be feare d; it is only to be understood . 
USERNAME is bothering the shit out of me .... 😒 
i may or may not be tweeting this during my shower , .. 😏 
dang . should have bought some light bulbs at walmart 😒 
people are gonna smoke weed legal or not ! ! no point in really making it fully legal 😒 
USERNAME she’s like a grandchil d: i’ll enjoy her company and her ways of parenting but you get to live with her . it’s a win win situation 
that flash must have been bright cause y’all eyes are low ! 😏 rt USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 can’t even see them jasibelita URL 
wtf ! o.o is it just me or ..... twitter is acting stupid right now >.< 
i do not make void the grace of go d: for if righteousness is through the law , then christ died for nothing . 
;;; so effing cold #ihatewinter #goaway #angryface #fml #getthefuckout #grumpyface #hate #hateit #lifesabitch #ragetweet #realtalk #tears 
relate d: i'm the worst ever when i feel rejected . sorry , world ! 
never been more douchey in my life ... (@ the cosmopolitan of las vegas for e dx w/ 14 others) URL 
USERNAME yes i di d: ) and thank-you david . how are you . 
she's a monster if you say her name 3 times she'll come into your room nd give you the clap d: #serioustweet 
why did i stop ? never doing that again 😏 😂 
USERNAME USERNAME getting fucked .. oops my bad i thought u were asking me >.< lol nvm 
omg felicia's second cousin is omfg hoot he's fucke . gorgeous d: 
been cleaning with my girl jammin to britney . and i'm not ashamed to say it . #ifyoustillseekamy <---- 😏 
i've slept all day smh now im awake bored out my mind >_< 
dear the 5 ppl in front of me ... stop having an orgy ! #gross #iremembermyfirstbeer 
justin and selena broke up ? ! oh haaii 😏 
that clique song is annoying 😒 all it says is the word clique 
well that is the cutest thing i have ever seen . not . #nasty 😒 
i am now the sleepiest of foxes and somehow am going to have to survive my 11 hour shift at work ! d: ... oh , i know ! #coffeefoxes :d 
USERNAME i saw him ! he came to see a movie . at least he visits me 😒 lol jk . 
USERNAME well obviously you re a boss if you're following me ! #duh ! 😏 ;) 
when i see a nigga i like , i bump into him and look back and say 😏 😋 lmao i'm to scary to do it the right way . 
please refrain from cussing on my twitter feed .. #ew #chill 
i asked USERNAME to bring me an icee and she got me an iced coffee ... 😒 lmao . it's the thought that counts 
USERNAME your moms the biggest freak ! d: btw are you comin over tomorrow , ? 
setting at the hampton inn relaxing in this wonderful hotel ! ! well deserve d: ) 
i can easy tell when my friends are on drugs . 😒 
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my girls and i are about to get into summfin 😏 😊 👌 
honestly there was so much garlic in my meal today that i think i'm gonna smell like garlic till christmas 😣 
i have to delete everything on insta now #lazysteph 😑 
USERNAME wont let me sleep till i find this moth & kill it 😒 
USERNAME sound like he was gettin some pussy when i called . #rude 
i have fantastic tweets why don't people ever follow me 😒 
she really got this damn annoying ass a ring ring ring ring song 😒 🔇 
i should really stop cracking my back like that >_< 
baby tell me who's the best , tell me it's not me . 😏 
finally can take my shirt off , my nipples have been killer dx 
can't wait til we don't have school friday already #lol #hateit 
USERNAME 😑 do those emojis even go with the convo ... whut 
lol i gave up a long time ago , so the things you do now just make you look corny 😏 😂 
yeyy :d USERNAME shit i was bout to cry my eyes out >.< 
USERNAME yeah maybe u should txt me yeah ? 😏 
USERNAME one day i woke up and i had no jewel in mine so 😒 
am i not allowed to have some fun at a party ? like i dont get it 😒 
#confessionnight i think imma be a daddy o.o or she might be fucking with me . i hope shes is playing though d: 
USERNAME alright goo d: ) tweet or call me when you wake up tomorrow and lemme know how long ya work .. and i'll pick ya up when your done :) 
she ass in my hand i remote control it 😏 
my phone juss cut me d: #killerphone #christmas ? #ouchh #spidermanedition 
played football without my sweater , i hope i don't get sick d: lol 
straight up , i just really wana fuck when we're together . 💪 😏 
drank a whole 2 liter bottle of pepsi max guess who's gonna be up all night 😏 
USERNAME the whole team has paper body parts ! 😒 
i solemnly swear that i am up to no good 😏 @ gaam URL 
if i can see every roll of you in a dress , you need a bigger size #srsly #ew 
don't put it down until you've tried it . you never know , you could like it more than i do 😏 
i tell my bestie i miss he responds with 😑 
it's funny that i do all of this for connie and we don't date . 😐 😏 URL 
never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else , because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate 😏 
USERNAME i can't ! USERNAME would shun me ! 😐 😞 😕 
what the fuck was with rhianna's snl performance ? ? : :c onfuse d: : 
& it begins 😣 rt USERNAME mentally and emotionally , it takes the typical person 17 months to get over an ex in which they loved 
i love how USERNAME didn't tell me what's new and i already figured it out👌 😏 
so much for puffs being great ! ! #puffs #suck #noeshurts #sick #eww 
USERNAME forever 21 ! haha . i have a 315$ check from work i can't deposit cause i lost my damn card at the bar 😑 👎 
i tell my bestie i miss him and he responds with 😑 
now i remembered why i don't eat anything with chocolate #disgusting 
& on that note , i'm going to bed 😒 ✌ 
lol chill out rt USERNAME *nyce rt _fancybroa d: i feel hella nice 
hahaha i'm sticking to my homelan d: pages ratio , only i'm changing it to double-spaced . 
just sang karaoke to some shania twain , i'm that drunk . it happens . next song ! ! ! ! ! 😑 💂🐧🎤⛪🍑🍺 
follow your head follow your heart . what happens when neither one knows what they want ! #shitty #hateit #help 
you always mad cause these niggas hitting me up but yet you hitting them bitches up 😒 
hearing noises that are creeping me out 😳 😣 😰 
this isn't my best but its pretty goo d: ) 
i want a shawty that's gon hold me down 😏 
if selena and justin really broke up , nicki minaj's rap in beauty and a beat is going to be really awkward .. 😐 
😒 😐 making these damn cookies at midnight . best believe only 2 chips gonna be in them ! 🍪🍪🍪 
wish my boo was there ! ! ! 😐 😐 
bring your girls to the crib maybe we can solve em 😏 
being a party pooper tonight bc i miss my baby 😔 😒 
another night , another bore ... good job marian ! #sucks #bored #nothingexciting 
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ! ! ! #fml >.< 
being so badass every other badass person you know is jealous of how much badass-ness you generally have on a daily basis . 😏 #likeaboss 
USERNAME heck yeah ! lol keeps us in shape ! 😏 
someone that i'm with is very attractive tonight . 😏 
are you really freaking out about a lady bug right now ? ! #forreal 🐞 😑 
the book my reading teacher wants me to read <<< #notinteresting . #boring . #dontunderstanditatall . 
oh , drama is just great .. 😒 #not #growup 
party over ! had fun ^__^ ! but was pissed when #oomf left -_- >.< 
i dont think i could ever be mad at you v.v 
just got home from hanging out with juan & claudia 😀 why do i live in the north when all my friends live in the se ? 😒 
i hate when a bitch put they wet ass lips on the blunt #eww 
USERNAME that's what boyfriends are for 😏 haha jk ! 
i dont think my life is ever going to go back to being the same 😣 
USERNAME baby are you ok ? ! you're scaring mee ! 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME aww d; well im on my way ! :d 
plying gestures withmy mom my wor d: naked . i start getting naked ... she don't get it ... my mom: fat ? #gameover #fumom lmao 
momma texted me where you at i texted her you're beautiful 😏 😏 
keith gets mad when i use most of the toilet paper .... umm hello ! ! ? i have to wipe every time i use the restroom not just when i poop . 😒 💩👀 
USERNAME oh yeah ! haw ... there cutte ...... so you got distracted d; 
i wonder will they visit if i got pizza ? 😐 💭 
the floor smells like piss . it's probably is piss . fuck . #gross 
i slept all afternoon now i can't sleep . 😒 
i hate when it gets to a point with someone where they say they’ll do something and you think 😒 
hell ya . he' jealous i got more swagger than him 😏 
well that was unstable ... #np phillip phillips-home 😕 😐 😊 
they tell me i'm the shit i'm like duh 😏 
USERNAME i'm so jealous ! and come home , i need my friends back 😌 😒 
my husband thinks it's okay to download apps on my phone . makes no sense . men 😑 
guess she didn't like my singing :( on dat note i'm going to bed now 😏 
she so cool , she gave head with his shades on . 😏 😎 🙈👌 
really you won't text me because you have a boyfriend #wow #pathetic 😒 
well at least one of my arms got a good farmers tan at the game 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME i look crazy af . do ya hear that ! ? 😒 but yes , repeat , asap . 
USERNAME right there * lol jk . but it is very true , and i have to work early ... 😖 🔫 
omg it's cold af out here & these fuckers don't open the door >.< 
fuck you twitter jail . i'm out bitches ! 😏 
o todo es una farsa . o todo el tiempo fui engañado . ? ? ? ? ? pero me quedare con la duda puro pa delante . 😏 😏 😏 
2. able or likely to continue or last; firmly establishe d; enduring or permanent: a stable government . 
😒 #whatever ✌i know what i got to do this time 
USERNAME lol high school drama something you wouldn't know about 😏 lol how's college ? 😊 
USERNAME ive had it for a while . and i still dont get it >.< hahah ! 
i just feel like being with my bff right now . >.< USERNAME 
my life sucks so bad right now ! 😣 😷 #bored #sick #saturdaynight #bed 
got my polar bear blanket and regular blanket tonight .... sick<<<<<< 😣 😢 😔 
really want to go buy some chocolate to make hot chocolate but it's too cold 😖 🍂🍁☁🌙 
USERNAME lmaoo ... your lying ! ! ! if not your soo cool duude >.< 
fuck .. i really need to go to bed >.< 
USERNAME what can i say i really am 😏 lol 
i'm not even sleepy no more 😑 now i'm just up ! 
i'm hungry and tired and tomorrows sunday which means like less than 48 hours and we'll be driving to school for school 😐 😑 . #idontknow 
i lie 2 my mom 2 get piece ✌ if i dnt she'll be questing me bac 2 bac & that shyt is jus annoying ... & fyi u gotta let her walk n 2 the lie 😐 
aaron got put on lockdown for his last 25 days . 1 visit a week , no commissary , 1 phone call , all because someone snitched he had a pen 😒 😒 
USERNAME only if yur school attendance was like that >.< 
USERNAME it's what happens when you're #foreveralone 😏 my lives in riverwood . 😳 if skyrim counts . 
frien d: so even blind ppl could hate them . 
USERNAME lol . oh then 5 should probably be the minimum 😏 ha . jk . hopefully the night treated you better 😁 
i will always подземной жизни пока я не умру #gottaloveit 😏 
: people i hate are not allowed to be funny 😒 ” 
me: what's that noise ? sena d: me: lmfao USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME u wass at my school and ain tell me 😕 😐 
i be so tire d; yet upp all night ! ! 
USERNAME me too >.< we used to have some good convos haha (: 
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fall . what's that like ? #fall #richmond photo cre d: USERNAME @ monument and westmoreland URL 
how did i know you would retweet that #subtweetzach 😒 
they're playing intentalo but i don't wanna leave this nigga in here >_< haha 
USERNAME and you barely tell me 😒 not cool nestor lol , happy birthday btw 
at night my stomach acts like its never eaten before . 😣 
USERNAME i know right ? ! ? must be because of the similarities in team colors 😏 
USERNAME oh ive been wanting to go their buut i don't think i know anyone their . o: & shut it and lick a clit . d: 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 im so serious tho 
mill ave is straight poppin ! ! wit my nikkas ! ! USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ! ! ! ! one wor d: #turntup 
i definitely didn't wanna watch katy williams: american hustle , beavis & butthea d: the movie , or no strings attached , for sure . 
females really participating in ? 😳 😷 #hopenot #shavethatshit it's bad enough dudes are doin it . #ew ✋ 
comin at you live from uranus 😼 @ state quad URL 
wow this bitch is really corny she need 2 get a life 😒 well .... a more interesting one lol 
biggest pet peeve= someone driving messed up 😒 😞 😠 
specially when the other person doesn't stay on their side and they're all up on mine . 😒 😡 
i love being in my girlfriend's arms . everything just feels so complete . too bad she ain't here . >.< 
my computers really slow i should lay off the porn doe 😏 
too much drama for me . can't stay with it . 😏 
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i hate when people try to copy me 😒 ! 
USERNAME oh true true 😏 ill chat youu cause i'm not with her ! 
not being able to eat an awful awful makes me miss reno even more ! </3 d; #reno2013 
“USERNAME USERNAME aiden's bed is free . you're more than welcome to sleep there . 😁 cause i fit in the little ass bed . 😒 you stupid ho 
USERNAME don't be lol .. we might let u in 😏 
#finally falling asleep ... and to this . 😏 😶 URL 
i will always love the подземной жизни пока я не умру #gottaloveit 😏 
everyone wants to hang out when i'm dying .. cool 😒 lol 
let me tell u something , hard to get , always works 😏 #winning . 
i can't call no ugly mf boo or baby & know they ugly but still talk to them . . #ew 
why am i hungry at this time d: and there's nothing to eat ! 
it smells like gas so bad here from that explosion . #yuck 🌋 
USERNAME USERNAME don't make me get joseph i don't fight . >_< 
i hate when ppl don't put my stuff back where it originally was 😒 
i always find the most random things in my be d: lighters , pliers , starburst , scissors , strangers ... #whatishappeninginmylife 
i seem to fuck up everything i touch or talk to , i'm just not gonna touch or talk to anything . 😐 
wish my eyes were lighter or a different color 😏 haha damn 
USERNAME USERNAME u texted me ? umm ops ... 😐 
dang it ! matutulog pa naman ako ! i hope i'm not gonna have nightmares ! hahaha ! 😼 😆 😹 
#oomf texted me , told me to text back , and then didn't reply when i did . 😑 
your eyebrow are thinner than mine ? v.v and your a guyy .... 
when people you don't like come into work and you have to be friendly 😒 🔫 
USERNAME oh ! that song cx i never heard it before >.< is it good ? 
why do i have class on monday and everyone else doesn't ? 😒 😔 #mountprobz 
USERNAME i laughed so hard i think i peed alittle ! ; d; d; d love you ellen ! 
he fucked with my pandora and now my stations are like combined and i don't know how to fix it 😒 
as i'm taking a dumb i swear i hear a cricket in the tub ,, and i'm scared to look 😖 😖 
having nobody to talk to , so im jist taking pictures >.< 
my suitemate and her annoying ass friends will be the death of me 😒 
why must people always text me when they're tripping on some strange drug . honestly 😑 URL 
USERNAME USERNAME 😼 😆 😹 salamat po doktor ! ! ! 
always craving hot cheetos ! ! coco where art thou ? ! 😔 😖 🔥 USERNAME 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 14 others URL 
this right here's the panty droppa . - trey songz 😏 
okay , couple karaoke grosses me out . #singlelife #yup #eww 
USERNAME amen , but you still could of 😏 😂 😂 
i got hit in the eye today . but no black eye 😞 😒 just a red freckle ? ? 
i hate when mf's try to play me like im fat fat when my ass stick out more them my stomach do >_< 
guys wan to talk to a bunch of girls & wen girls talk to other guys they get mad , u cant get mad at a girl for doing the same shit u doing 😑 
USERNAME o.o you seem ma d; so ima assume she's really rubbing it in >_< damn 
sometimes i just hit certain guys up after like years because i'm either bored af or i'm trying to boo love 😶 😏 🙊 
USERNAME haha nah they soccer shoes 😒 lmao and tripping 😁 
black friday meeting tomorrow at 8 am at work 😑 🔫 goodnight 
chilling with my boy USERNAME 🙈🙉🙊 #bored #weneedtogoout #wherethepartiesat #hisbirthdayweekend ! 💫✌🎂🍰🍉🍭🍪🍫🍦 
i just did the tightest thing ever threw a bear at the light switch hoping itd hit it . and it did which turned off the lights 😏 lol 
i just realized how much i hate my room 😒 can't wait to come home on break & decorate this thing . 
watch sweeney tod d: check ! make out with girl: check ! connect two gays: check ! get sexually repressed guy to talk about his sex life: check ! 
USERNAME just seen this >.< lol all late . what time did you get out ? 
chapstick is the best thing created . imagine how crusty people's lips would be if it wasn't made . #ew 
literally the second night in a row with that dream #soscary 😖 
i was practically dry humpd at the fuckin store d: 
USERNAME always talking shit on twitter ! lol 😏 💢👊 
chilling with my boy USERNAME 🙈🙉🙊 #bored #weneedtogoout #wherethepartiesat #hisbirthdayweekend #shoutout #6000thtweet ✌🎂🍰🍉🍭🍪🍫🍦 
just don't be suprise is all i gotta say 😆 😏 
i got 2 scratches on my phone .. little scratches but ahh .. not cool 😣 
clearly sara tryna get my attention and i'm not about to give it to her 😏 
people don't understand that my phone tells me if you read the message or not .. 😂 😑 
USERNAME yes yes yes ! ! ! 👍👍 i loove the way you think ! 👌 😏 🙇 
did USERNAME follow me ? ! 😃 whaat 😏 #whodat 
dear sleep , where are you ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? d: 
ahh i gotta use the bathroom d: we need get there already ! 
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USERNAME my names jackson and i can tweet but not answer a phone . #rude 
damn , it's barely about to be 11 ... it feels so late >.< 
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USERNAME 😂 yess definitely 👌 i feel some subtweets comin on actually 😏 
USERNAME likes my status but won't text me back 😒 #bitches 
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boyfriend brings me a bouquet of flowers and everyone thinks they are for the girl who is 17 & got engaged . 😑 
my insecurities eat me alive .. i wish i was like perfect 😒 
#confessionnight i don't like to get aggravated because then it puts negative thoughts in my head 😔 😒 
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everyone get your boots and cute sweaters ready its supposed to actually get cold monday - friday ☺ 😒 
i see these koons going down in like 20 anyways . i need some more rager friends up here 😏 
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i wish my mom would turn the heater down >.< 
i got 6 sweaters today i feel so bad i wanna give them to hobos now i'm crying ;/ i love hobos we should all go give a hobo a sweater dx 
😏 missing the summer & it's late night bubble baths 🛀 😕 ! !. 
you should be the one with me to tonight 😒 good night tho 
what's going down tonight ? ! bored as hell at 12:49 am 😒 
dana told me about that big snake situation . smokey: big worm . craig da d: big snake . big who ? big i don't give a damn ! 
pablo sai d: you wanna sell boy or girl .... frenchie(me) sai d: both 
i started really liking you and now this happens ? 😒 
USERNAME knows he loves the sound of my laugh ... 😒 
every time i meet someone and i really start liking them they live far away from me >.< 
: trynna say you love me but your actions say a nothing thing ' i don't understand 🙈 😒 
i stopped saying in general . cuz i take that very personal now v.v 
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i just wanna talk to my boo 😒 😞 😔 
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who & the fuck was messing with my blanket >.< 
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when people text you drunk talking shit -_- #likereally ? ! #idontgetit 😒 
that awkward moment when USERNAME isn't following me on ig . 😒 😒 😔 
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imma bee up chillin wit nobody to talk too 😒 
only a fool thinks he heard music from a speaker when nothing is playing 😏 
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talking shit to some niner fan through USERNAME facebook ... talk about avoiding facebook drama .. 😒 
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me and USERNAME are hungry but neither of us wanna get up 😑 
taken 2 was whack i'd rather watch the wizards of oz . 😑 🔫 
tired a'f , busted a big ass mission ! 😑 
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stop trying to get things from me that you'll never get , its annoying 😒 
my hair was so cute and now it's flat .. 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME ugh , did not even call her by her irc name >_< 
its sum bout them jeans she wear [ >_< ] she got ah #fatty 
but the dill hole is asleep so i can't . >_< 
#confessionnight i hate arguing ! ! it's a waste of time to do it 😑 👎✌ 
USERNAME better not make me wait outside , aint nobody got time for waiting >.< lol 
falling asleep through the movie and waking up as people scream to the en d; super #chong 
tomorrow i have to try and do homework #impossible 😒 
mirror: how ? look at yourself . min d: how ? you're a total failure . me: oh , right . 
i don't like attention drawn to my lips >.< lol 
i tell a bad bitch do whatever i say 😏 
hahahaha luck ran out . see ya tomorrow ! going to bed pissed . #bestfeeling 😏 😡 😄 
USERNAME why didn't you give me some then ? ! d: 
USERNAME i volunteer .____. if only i had that meme >.< 
the things i hear coming from bailey and his friends in the other room disturb me . #raped #orgaped #what ! ? #disgusting 
which one of y'all going home with trigga ? 😏 
i miss jed . yes i do , yes i doo . #bored 
now i'm sitting at home doing nuthing .. bume d: / 
ive created a pc gaming monster ! 😣 😁 he wanted to try league of legends , god i hate that game ! been playing for hours ! URL 
umm best saturday ever ? 2 am . #gradschool 😴 😒 ✏📚 URL 
shopping two days in a row , so bad ! d; URL 
this is why i don't come to heaven lol 😏 ☝ 
ok now i'm sleepy goodnight all you down my tl >.< 
USERNAME i know what you mean though , not a very good feeling d: 
i was looking forward to seeing someone get arrested but i'm too tired to keep watching 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME haha fuck i know i told my mom , but ima end up going too this one i have too >.< haha ayy , you too ! 😒 
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lol ain't even goin say something to a hoe . 😒 ✋ 
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i didnt kno bitches pussy b smellin like fish 4real tho ... dat shit nasty 😒 👿 
i swear some boys are soo freaking annoying ! 😑 🔫 
so much judgement . 😐 @ black crown coffee URL 
i could literally punch my brother in the face right now . #disgusting 
well atleast USERNAME got to leave ! still fcking stuck here >_< 
i could definitely go for some cuddling right now 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME -- man u can be at the crib - have a drink a feel like u sun never miss a beat in da club with twitter and ig # 😐 
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USERNAME your cardigan is stinking up this room . #gross #sorrynotsorry 
USERNAME lmfao ! yes you :d either it's that or to many tackles to the hea d: p 
USERNAME hahaha ! is your phone full of ugly pictures of them -.- geez ! i can see what kind of boys your into tiffany ! 😔 😒 
USERNAME idk i doubt it >.< cause it's across palmdale , and i have it at tht time too 
wtf ? why does it say i post stuff from las vegas , navada 😐 
umm yes we hear you . 😳 😳 😳 #gross 
USERNAME oh and then get the acne scar treatment ... i use that too but of course that shit takes time 😒 
my fone is filleedd with pitchers of USERNAME and USERNAME but only 2 of me and my d8 . haha #kelceeashbyphotographhyy 
some uconn girls lacrosse players dip #eww need a spitter ? 
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USERNAME you too ! thank you , your tweets helped make my te dx rainier experience ! 
USERNAME what the hell . maybe we shouldn't use the awesome font , if he's that picky . d: 
USERNAME i can't because i didn't ask for it off work . i'm so mad . >.< 
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USERNAME i wasn't trying to subtweet you at that time ! ! 😑 
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ryan fell asleep at like 7, now he woke up and is being annoying ! #wtf #rude #gobacktobed 
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i'm here chilling like i don't need to be up at 7 😒 😤 
i askd one question i expected a yes or no not a sorry ass excuse >.< 
"USERNAME #ew USERNAME URL bet this photagrapher is ugly . 
i'm not going to lie , the commercial for co d: black ops 2 makes me want to play it . 
so he's gonna get me from work at 2 am tomorrow ? okay 😑 😒 
why iis my twitter filled with like porn tonite wtf ! #eww #not a porn site #get out of here 
miguel & tony are hurting my ears with there snoring 😑 
fuck drug store foundation , i need mary kay 😐 💔 
kaceyy & hayleyhulsey blowing bubbles on a saturday night . #bubbles #saturday #bored @ hayley's URL 
USERNAME i'm sorry ! >.< i thought i did ! d: the message was still there , but i didn't press the send button hard enough ! >.< 
and then this nigguh yelling at us like he my daddy or something . 😒 #gtfo 
oh fuck USERNAME is chunky anymore ! uh oh ! 😏 
USERNAME not funny ! ! ! lol my heart was pounding 😒 
yesterday i fell asleep for the whole day after i got home d: 
USERNAME stfu at least i don't drool all over myself .. #ew (: 
are oomf and oomf subtweet inch each other cause they want each other ? 💏 😏 😏 
why do i keep finding trix cereal in my bed ? ! ? ! ! 😒 
aamd USERNAME is charging surge rates . 😖 (@ seattle-tacoma international airport (sea) w/ 20 others) URL 
hey guy that just bought 6 cases of mikes har d: your only excuse is that you have a lot of girl friends .. #doubtit 
i have to sneeze but it won't come out d; 
me:selena is single babe you know what that means ? 😏 
goodnight messages are sweet . to bad i didnt get any tonight 😒 
b kept asking me about alonna 😑 almost got shitty 😡 
sometimes not giving a fuck is the only option .. 😐 
USERNAME why tf aren't you in kc 😏 😏 😏 😏 
dfw .. ill be up there soon enough again for goo d: ) 
sitting here in my shower robe not wanting to take it off cuz it's cold >.< 
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USERNAME lmao xd i would buy you some , but they're expensive d: lmao 
why did you have to ruin it ... -___- 😑 😒 😕 
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kristen wanna know how my nipples got har d: ) 
! ! ! rt USERNAME i ate way too much 😖 
really don't wanna wake up at 430am to catch this flight .. i'm gonna be one grumpy girl 😒 
i know that you're rocking those jeans that you wear 😏 
i just wanna tell you how stupid you look going back to him , but i'm to nice to do that 😒 #sorrynotsorry #imsubtweeting 
my arm is killing me from this tetanus shot 😣 💉 
since my tl so dea d: ade due damballa , give me the power i beg of you ! ade due damballa ! awake ! ! ( #chucky voice) 
i have a night light because my lights dont work 😒 URL 
the game is rigge d: for all the talk since 2009 of virginia's return to red-state status , the hand-wringin ... URL #hrva 
i've agreed that when my phone reaches 5% i shall retrieve my charger , what do you know it's at 5% and i haven't . 😏 
russian parents on the weekends never ever come home b4 2 in the morning 😏 #russianproblems #partyanimals 
i really have to go pee but both bathrooms are in use ! >.< 
well , it's almost time for te dx . 11 pm with a 6 am wake up call . crew , speakers , volunteers and out of town guests are psyched . 
#ugh i keep thinking i got class in the morning . 😐 😕 😑 #textgram @ eastpointe , mi URL 
i'm a down ass female because i have jordans , gucci , bans , a couple grand in my account , but i still eat noodles . 😏 😎 
that's seriously not the first thing i want to see when i go on twitter 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME for real , boys get at her ! ! 😏 #shegetsallthemen URL 
USERNAME it's okay we can be sad together 😖 😭 
ps: feel free to be mad at me ... 😒 URL 
lrt , like no one believes me about that last rumor 😐 
my phone doesn't work ! ! ! ! ! d d; 
aljenyc better not smoke or do anything .... shit will and is going to get real 😒 
i feel as though i have a hangover 😖 crying doesn't do much for me 
i'm just gonna finish this beer and sleep like i planned three hours ago . 😒 
when you're in an argument and you don't understand their smart words and you sound dumb . 😒 😫 
im starving ! there aint a day i dont starve >_< 
i feel pretty but i smell like a mexican 😒 
reggie always has something to say about my tweets . 😔 😒 😠 ✋👊 
you know ... when shit just don't go right 😒 
i will do anything for my sisters . fuck with them .... you fuck with me . #family 😑 👊👇 
#confessionnight when USERNAME takes forever to text back , i die a little inside 😣 💔 
ain't try a be cocky , i got yo heart in my pocket ... 😏 
sending an important text and anticipating the response < 😑 😣 
brookfiel d: i need to alert you of a serious matter . a massive secret power plant and/or fortress where a king lives has been ... 
USERNAME woo hoo c: oh , i gotta tell you something btw it's not good but i feel like i should tell you d: 
USERNAME thanks dr . escobar ! that means a lot . #te dx 
so curious ... must be a good feeling but i'll never know 😏 
hopefully my parents don't think i'm stupid for wanting to go to college in london >.< 
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USERNAME so i get my discounts soonn ! 😏 😁 
lmfao , you're supposed to text and get igged and then call from another phone or something . 😒 jackass . 
when people text me right when i'm about to go to bed <<< 😒 
addressing unresolved issues is the worst because you never know what the outcome will be . 😐 😣 
i know you were waiting for me to say that ... you didn't say i love you or shit 😒 
well this was an interesting night lol what a weekend 😐 
that amazing moment when you wake up from your perfect sleep because of stomach cramps 😫 😖 😷 
i still love him , but u don't know why . what's wrong with me ? 😐 
i feel like singing and dancing along to high school musical 2. 😏 
lol funny how ppl u don't even talk love to include themselves in a convo ... bitch get rite . ! 😒 
USERNAME 😂 😂 that was most deff needed . and musky ass ain't even try to help 😑 but by the grace of god 🙏 
this night started off good but then turned out horrible 😒 
my night consisted of awesomeness 😋 ✌now gotta get picture with my dad ! 😏 haha that icicle @ inn at big bear URL 
i know this is late , but s/o to my baby USERNAME for her first performance tonight ! i was so prou d: ) 
we were fighting about who had listened to it first , obviously i did though 😏 lol x) 
USERNAME that's why you were taking forever to text back 😏 😏 😏 lol 
here's a video of me trying to play 'knights' by USERNAME on a guitar 😣 URL 
USERNAME i'm an adult now ! i don't need my parents anymore ! 😑 
you wanna pull my hair ? i'll play tug of war with your scalp . 😒 
USERNAME i bet . i was gonna go , but i was on sumn else in lr 😏 .. what y'all bout to get into ? 
always missing you & i hate it 😒 #whatever #imsleepy 
and the question of the night .. "where's d***** ? ? ? 😔 😒 
USERNAME fuck it . ima buy sex toys & let him tie me . 😏 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME oh so you didn't fall asleep on me hours ago 😒 
i can't sleep and i have to be up in 4 hours . 😒 
i ain't even gonna tell twitter about the chicken heads from the hotel room last night . 😂 😂 😏 🙅 
you ain't gotta say to muc , from dah look in ya 👀 i could tell you wanna fuck 😏 
USERNAME you can't fix it ! i've had them forever .. and because i'm trying to get this essay done 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm poor i have nothing to give >.< i'm a guy i have no vag to show -,- . :o that's how she's gonna bribe ! ! ! 
it's like things get worse before they get better 😒 
that moment when you just want to choke a motherfucker just to make yourself feel better 😑 😈 
man i really have to fold clothes at 11:25pm 😣 
my cousin got into columbia college , awh imma miss her d; 
i missed going on dates man . now i get to do that every weekend 😏 
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a giant bug just crawled on my arm while i was laying in bed ! d: 
mad as hell right now . 😡 😤 😠 😡 😡 😡 😣 
swear to god that wasn't lie i love my sisters minus nija 😁😁 but real talk it wasn't the same at all 😣 
really .. i'm like dying of heat stroke 😐 🔥 
USERNAME you are a jerk .. good gas and sorry i don't have a malibu like some people 😒 ...... 
i gotta stop opening every pics i see on my timeline .. #damn 😒 
i'm lame as hell lately . i barely drank this weekend . i mean , guess it's a good thing right ? #bored #lonely #idgaf #shouldhaveboughttequila 
USERNAME haha ur tweets are always funny but weird >.< 
no drinks today only pepsi for me 😔 😏 😬 
soo lynese and jermaine . just forgot to text me back v.v 
i don't get what is going on .... okay ? ? ! ! ! 😔 😩😤 😒 USERNAME 
since my bestfriend is knocked 😒 i need someone to vent to 😁😁 
USERNAME but you acting like when i fall asleep & wake up it's going to be monday ...... 😑 
since babe went to sleep already , i think i am to >.< 
bruhh i'm still mad >.< tovar owes me a blunt 
dev got so chunky , i wish he'd feed me what he be eating 😒 
all my papers i turn in to the teacher , they have some kind of drawing on it d; 
USERNAME homegirl has tonsillitis 😣 . or i would actually consider it . i've been watching it all by myself 
magic mike 😦 😦 . more stripping scenes please 😯 😯 😏 
USERNAME i’ll shoot you the photos of you when i get the film develope d; which won’t be for a few weeks . 
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ugh should i or shouldn't i cross that line ? >.< ahh 
i love my sister , but her partner sometimes .... 😒 
oop rt"USERNAME omg ! the eyebrows d: rt USERNAME what is this ): rt USERNAME lmfao childish URL 
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“USERNAME here's a video of me trying to play 'knights' by USERNAME on a guitar 😣 URL killin it ! nice work man 
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in a bad situation so it's hard to smile 😒 
USERNAME she gave me a drink made wrong , i told her how to make it right and asked for a new one , she gave me another one made wrong 😖 😣 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME meh . the whole house is that way .. not all the swiffers in the world could help us . 😒 
wanna talk to oomf .... but i bet she's sleep 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME sorry i take care of myself . obviously you two don't know hygiene .. 😒 
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hey i have a baby picture of USERNAME 😏 URL 
our last night together ....... USERNAME #missyoualready #biglittle 😓 😔 😢 😣 😨 #loveyoubig 
im dea d= drops phone rolling on da bed laughing booty ass naked man running naked on this tv 
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nate always hits me with that bs but bottom line is , it ain't running game after week 1 ... and i said it 1st☝anyway 😒 
lol , shut up reggie . i ain't even mad . 😏 
USERNAME trying to bring density into this . smh . 😒 
i get tired of that question . i just leave it be and leave them with their crowd . *upgrades* USERNAME 😏 👍 
USERNAME haha don't tell christian though ! he likes to judge me ! 😐 
fucking knocking & screaming open the door , the mother fucker goes 😑 it's room service bitch lmfaoo 
alcohol , beer , alcohol , beer , tree , beer , alcohol . that's what you call a good night 😏 
USERNAME lmao idk im bouta sock the bitch thoe she annoying asfuk >_< cant wait to go home monday brodi 
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#sometimesiwonder why USERNAME makes me watch depressing ass movies 😒 😔 
why would you bring a cigarette onto the dance floor ? where your obviously going to be moving around . #rude 
USERNAME lol yeah that was me ! ! 😏 i be out ! 
just one of those where the fuck are we nights 😏 
"USERNAME laughing uncontrollably with your best friend over something stupi d: -) 
kelc be taking up the whole dang bed ... smh 😒 
take shit like a g . ! ! 😏 😎 
wow , these girls are reeally tryin to fight me . #rude 
USERNAME ughh i'm pissed . i didn't have any money for it 😒 
nothing like some late night grocery shopping . 😒 (at safeway) — URL 
wanting to resolve an issue that someone else doesn't want to << #okthen 😐 😕 
finally home . my tummy is hurting so bad 😖 
my mouth is in so much pain right now ! boo wisdom teeth 👎 😒 😠 
i can tell it's going to be a great weekend once again 😏 
i hate when girls upload pics of junk food they're going to eat #thatsfuckingnastyy #eww #turnoff 
in love ass nigha cant even chill with the fam . smh . 😒 😒 
me and tiana are the only people that would stay up till 2 :3 0 in the morning playing kindergarten lmfao #nolife #losers #bored 
#portland #p dx #crewlife #layover USERNAME @ hamburger mary's bar & grille URL 
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USERNAME imm down ^-^ ' buut it's going to be hard cause i wouldd get out of school like at 2 :3 0 . >.< 
love me like you never wanna let me go , if ya likin whatcha tastin baby let me knoww 😏 
im actually wearing sweats to bed for once ! so use to sleeping naked 😏 
lol i only been at work tho i came hime bro acted like he was fina go to sleep 😒 
the birthday boy is going for a new look this year ! ! 😏 USERNAME #ecteam3 URL 
8am meeting at braums ion tha morning ........... #thefuckery 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i look like a dirty monster d: ahh 
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don't go to sleep or he will get you 😧 😖 
USERNAME they're not workinngg d: resend please d: ? ? ? 
it's only 12 and USERNAME is passed out ... on my bed ! ! ! ! d:< 
not even mad ... couldn't find a reason to be even if i wanted to but i am annoyed as fuck 😒 
hate mickey d's , but i'm starving ! ! d: 
i just really want to see him 😣 #iwillneverunderstand #missmybf 
oh my gosh ! ! i'm seriously over this night ! fucck ... it was going good now it's not .... wtf ? ! 😒 😞 
dropped my phone in the toilet . again . why does that always happen to me #nasty #lisol overload 
7:00 a . m . is going to come wayy too soon 😞 😔 😭 😢 😴 😐 👎⛅ #notajoke 
your drunk texts to me , get me every time no matter what . i just have to text back . #stupidgirl 😑 
USERNAME yu some othaa niqqa watching porn nd sh xd d ! >.< 
did i c that correctly , people are slp on the flag girls ? interesting .. i ain make it tho i'm bitter 😎 😑 
here for another two hours and ten minutes ...... d: 
oh you can tweet but you can't text ? ! 😑 coo ! 
the boys ditched me to go beat up matt brazell . 😒 😲 
mine was doing that yesterday& i kno bitches r tweetin rt USERNAME when your twitter timeline hasn't had a new post in 30 whole mins 😳 😐 
USERNAME ill try too get a ride there >.< 3 ' 
USERNAME couldn't sleep gosh . i guess i'll get off 😒 ✌ 
i told my dad i wanted to study tomorrow and he just staying laughing soo much he was crying and said 'no ones believes that' 😒 😁 
when USERNAME tries to save a flys life by feeding it cheese during work 😒 URL 
power's out in dinkytown again ? at least i'm not there this time , but still ... woof . 🐩👎 😐 
USERNAME the line til forever >.< & i know i heard bruh but i'm mad you was gunna let them hit that shit without me >.< 
who do i trust ? me that's who . 👑 😼 
time for another round of how many episodes of the it crowd can i watch until i pass out . last nights recor d: all of season 1. 
you don't know how to hit a nigga back tho ? 😒 😒 😒 #noreply #thatishidontlike 
never mind my stomach just went crazy lol bout to go eat 😁 #fatboyprobs 😒 
USERNAME watching clueeless , and looking for a stamp >.< 
#confessionnight i wish i went on that date with you six months ago so things could be moving along faster .. 😒 
i look up i see the ceiling i look down i see the ocean 👀 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME haha okayy we should make em do something crazy 😏 
someone needs to dye their roots . #yuck . #looksterrible . #justgointohiding . (: 
haha yeah i quote a lot of movies lmao >.< 
why is everyone out and at parties and like usual i'm at home 😒 ✋ 
thank you dad for finding it ! ah , i feel a lot better than 2 minutes ago 😐 🔫 URL 
well fuckk , i have all my math hw to do tomorrow 😒 
#confessionnight not my kind of thing ... y'all ain't no priest why i tell ya ? 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME oo pick kali ! ! ! she's cuute 😏 
i heard country accents everywhere i turned in nashville 😒 😫🔫 
thinking about waking up my cat but im sure hell get ma d:< 
most cigarettes contain (whale vomit) for added flavor . #yuck #sogladidontsmoke 
i took a 5 hour power nap but i have no power lol i'm still tired 😒 
so all this week ill be on the sales floor , i love being a cashier . 😐 💔 
plugs ! why u no go in my ear d:< 
i wish there was a zumiez closer to hope .. i hate having to go all the way to van to get my obey , crooks an castle and diamond .. 😒 
i have all kinds of tests this week ! 😣 
actually i'd like to add USERNAME to that throwback 😏 USERNAME URL 
putting dots in a text is a incomplete thought and shows you have more to say #hateit 
USERNAME wtf ! ? lmao ! >.< good one ! ;p 
underworl d: 1 of those movies you gotta finish once started , the real vampire vs werewolf movie - no glitter ! #betterthantwilight #underworld 
when i go to rt my bbh & realize i can't . lol . i always do this 😒 
USERNAME at first glance , i couldn't tell that was a thermometer ... 😐 
love sneaking into my own house . not even suppose to be home tonight 😒 
i miss everyone .. a lot an i actually mean it . 😐 
you really are though 😒 😒 i'm just glad you admitted it . 
when USERNAME calls you wince wanting to go out for taco bell .. i'm at home ! ! #sadtweet #sorrynotsorry 😣 
god i want to my boyfriend so bad ! 😏 
i'm just on this floor laying . . being cold & tired >.< 
haha rachel mcadams looked like 😳 😏 in that first sex scene . 
USERNAME i was trying to race my friendd , there was no intention to kill you i promise ! 😏 
when people who are self centered talk about others being self centered ... oh okay ... 😒 
; two people told me i'm a playaa . < well if i was in a realationship that wouldn't happen 👊👊 😒 
USERNAME it is , just take the last part serious 😏 
and a foot massage i could go for one of those 😏 
it would be as easy as breathing with me . i gotta find my self a nice nate 😏 
when the archbishop of canterbury , was asked if he even knew what the bible is , he responde d; 
USERNAME your happy ass lol . but seli gets no christmas present in return lihh 😒 
i would text you but you're probably like 😒 ew . 
i tweeter with obama , what you do ? lol 😎 😏 
sweatpants , hair tied , cooking with no make up on type shit 😏 
USERNAME i just texted her that i want too but i'm glued to my bed 😐 
using ashley to warm up my feet ._. they're frozen >.< 
USERNAME my knee hurts too ! haha wait but i'm lying about me knee problem so nvm 😏 
that white boy that tried to holla at me last time i was down here was in the party 😐 i'm soo glad he ain't see me , he was beggin like hell 
okay what the fuck why is it 55 degrees in my house right now .. is this a joke ? am i being punkd 😒 
he was gonna ask me something & now i am curious ! ! >.< 
i got this really strong feeling . d8 i really miss my boyfraan . :c 
neighbors with loud music 👿🎵➕ one angry husband 😡 = 💣💥 i managed to keep him under control for tonight . not sure for how long 😒 
USERNAME haha yea i was like bitch this aint no market . d: 
tonight . a homeless man asked me to pound it . 😒 😒 😒 dear god ... 
i love it when people say we're cute together >.< 
actually i don't want it to december ... or january . too many memories 😒 
he's always the bad guy in movies even when he starts out goo d: / 
i got my self a husband and a boo i'm goo d: ) 
by the time you read this you've already read it ... >.< 
USERNAME damnn . >.< thats the second time that happened when i out weed in >.> remember steven's party i put in ? >.< 
my lip fuckin hurts when it gets stuck on shit 😒 
USERNAME nothingg ! my mom actually let me go out today but everybody was busy >.< 
sweet ! that bucket of coins on the table is worth $150, who's a coin rolling champion ? me me me ! #bored 
i act like i don't care , but deep down i swear i don't give a fuck ... 😏 
USERNAME of these . go ahead and guess which ones 😑 . 
i am going to hate myself in the morning . #justwanttosleep #insomnia 😒 
USERNAME of these . go ahead and guess which ones 😑 . 
oh . lol . a are the same in my book , USERNAME lol . 😏 
all i want is the worl d; is that too much to ask ? 
d: you're completely different from me . you're laid back , and musiciany , and unambitious . you're like valium . 
some frien d: man robbed at motel says buddy set him up URL via URL 
lmfaoo , chill ds i know how to please my man 😏 
this is a rundown of the night USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME & i just ha d: 
USERNAME >_< lol i'm just new to this and aren't my tweets going public ? ? i want to message you only not the whole news feed haha 
it's freezziinngg out here ! 😖 @ university of california , berkeley URL 
ohh man you guys are too funny' ! >.< lol 
i hate get together , there's to many food dx 
why is my dad watching chinese kung fu movies ? 😐 👲 
this ringing in my ears won't go away ! ! ! ! 😖 
kind of want to try making brownies in my rice cooker ... but i'm afraid . and it's also 3 a . m . 😐 
long ass day today ! dx i can finally get some rest ! :d goodnight ! ^_^ - zz 
i'm always right with it comes to something i feel in my stomach 😒 
this hoe on facebook #sheratchet taken pictures of her half naked ass . #eww 
USERNAME : ihdd wass funnii .. && iwass wonderinq thee samee dx mnn thaanq ' 
i hate it when the clubs are so fucking packed . you can barely enjoy yourself . 😒 
my boyfriend gets into a fight , i get my finger nail ripped off USERNAME #rude 
USERNAME haha before i sent it i was like i wonder if this nigga can even see emojis lol my bad d: 
USERNAME #meann i be finessing ! ! ! you must forgot 😌 😏 
still seeing and hearing about alabama's loss today . 😒 😒 😒 
he just woke me up then went to take his friend home goddammit 😒 😔 😕 😔 
the blue knight was victorious in battle ! w/ deadmai d8 876 kellycaines @ medieval times dinner & tournament URL 
worst sentence in the worl d: party is over . 
USERNAME that's how i get ! 😒 i wanna cut it all the way up to my shoulders cause it bothers me . 😪 stupid hair .. lol 
i don't any little boy who refers to females as bitches . bitch my name is jayonna ! ! how you like me now ? 😏 
its 2 in the morning & i can't sleep >.< 
leaving both of my cars with no gas . my mama nem already talkin bout driving my shit while i’m gone 😒 
fuck . now i'm gonna be up thinkin . 😕 😣 
just had 6 strippers on instagram follow me ? ! ? #what 😑 😑 
USERNAME lol i don't care cause i wasn't there 😒 i hope you didn't have fun ! lmao juss kidding 
i don't only want a foot massage i need one 😖 i think i sprained both ankles why do i wear heels ? jw 
i don't respect any little ass boy who refers to females as bitches . bitch we're women ! how you like being called a bitch ? bitch 😏 😎 
i'm slightly offended honestly 😒 but i know better though 
USERNAME lmao . it's spelled and no , i ain't about that feign life . 😒 
i feel like i'm in jr high again messy people 😒 
hate being awake by myself , ryan's been knocked out for an hour . #bored 
USERNAME so pumped ! lmao soon as i'm off again 😒 deff the wednesday before thanksgiving i'm goin out lol 
ugh someone get this for me , i want one so bad d: URL 
“USERNAME once a popoff always a popoff can't save them unless your that serious which i doubt 😒 #" truth .. a pop won't change .. next ! 
12 more days ! i might get 'em friday 😏 
my moods right now: fiesty sad weird 😔 😏 😐 
ain't got shit to do bout to fallout then 😐 
i have god bless america stuck in my head . is this for real ? 😑 🔫 
i love when he hogs the bed .. and the blanket 😒 😖 
haha my bestiee is so weird . . haha calling me #nasty too freakkn funny . #swerve >.^ 
oh awkayy . love waking up at 2am and not being able to go back to sleep . 😒 😴 😕 💤 #needsleep 
USERNAME ugh i've wanted one since like summer i just haven't said anything d: 
i come back home from justine's babyshower and my parents are still partying with their friends . 😒 
USERNAME i can't see that >.< .. call me ? 
i wish i had her right beside me right now . 😣 
ermahgerd , errts me and arrhjayrr (USERNAME look scurred >.< #halestorm @ backstage live URL 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 that’s the livest song ever . 
>>>> even tho bitches think there . closer to him . not cool bro >_< 
i think i got the lyrics wrong 😐 lol oh well . 
the things that happened tonight 😒 oh man ima wake up mad 
my mom must be dea d; she's not home yet . 
untamed pussy ? that's felix doe .... USERNAME 😼 🐱 you gotta be kidding me right meow . 👍 
USERNAME : dx mnn riitee .. shee saiidd shee kuminn to thee skool ... 
USERNAME i just want it up to my shouldersbut i might regret it 😣 ahh i know , i'm alwaysmessing w . my hair either dying or bleaching it 😓 
should i just tag you so everyone knows ? 😏 
study , shamrock , study , study , study .... 📝📖 😣 😖 
it is cold outside , new to amputate my toes 😣 😷 😯 😲 ❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄ 
i think it was warming at the uw game than it is in my own house . 😣 ❄❄❄ 
USERNAME gee thanks for retweeting my happy birthday comment 😒 
can't sleep , wind blowing super hard on my window , a lot on my mind . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i counted 50,000 job losses announced since the election . more , no #s state d; branches and locations being shut down . 
i would love to wake to some cute messages , because i never get them 😒 #nolove 
m . a . a . d= me , an angel on angel dust 
vehicle fire - 100 s college r d: 100 s college rd lafayette , la vehicle fire 11/11/2012 - 02:02 am pf 
the bye and bye ... five of them , in fact #p dx #portland #postgrad #saturdaynight #bars #dr @ the bye and bye URL 
i hide big cases of bottled water in my trunk , because if i bring it in the house ... everyone would drink it 😒 
me and chung are walking . i'm in a dress . wahh . 😖 
USERNAME i never wanna lose you(; ... & thnks for texting bck , its ok ! d; 
there's a lot of condom and pregnancy test commercials on at night #eww 
my tv was turning on && off by itself 😐 😱 
good freakin night . i gotta wakeup early tomorrow 😣 
USERNAME wow .. way to think so highly of us 😒 
with the #chums turnt up a lil :) ki dx rockett7 USERNAME val_bot low_a USERNAME moog @ gable house bowl URL 
why has it been soo long since i've seen USERNAME ? ! 😒 😔 
tonight could've been somethin great . then u walked in 😒 lol smh if only y'all knew what just happened . going to bed ! 
hey lord of the rings fans…this is pretty goo d: URL 
USERNAME lol ur so silly . i bet guys want u and u just don't know . and i'm sorta being a whore ... which is ba d: ( 
goin to sleep world . (pissed tf off) 👊 😡 😒 
what a night holy shit i just wanna sleep 😳 😣 😴 😵 #whendoesitend 
USERNAME exactly he has a gf so he doesn't like me >.< but he could grow to like you 
it's time to wake up time to wake up time to get up niggass 😏 
scary movie at 3 in the morning= #badidea #scaredshitless #holyhell #fuckthisshit #timeforsomethingfunny 😖 😵 😦 🙈 
any one else think its past USERNAME bed time ., everyone show if hands .. 😏 ✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋👐✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋ 
gray-m soloing skinny love . we're going to start a cover band . #p dx eventtocome 
the more shit you go through , the stronger you get ." >>>> i should be stronger than hulk then >.< 
is twitter everybody therapist ! ? like damn . 😑 
USERNAME aww shit lol , i am drunk 😏 😔 🍺🍻 
USERNAME makes me sad that i dnt think im ever gunna get marrie d; ugh justgottadobetter&letthebetterfindme #niggasdntgetit #irritated 
i've gotten meaner during the years :o only because people took advantage of my niceness . 😒 
sure would be cool to go to USERNAME one of these times , considering it’s right up the roa d: URL 
e dx about to rock the house USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
USERNAME : shee juss kumiinn to check onn mhee gurl .. dx mnn .. myi mommaa kaant makee thaat woman chanqee myi gradee ! 
USERNAME nothing ever comes to an end . it's just change that you have to adapt to . 😏 #doctuhro 
i'm really doing 90 laughing tho ! 😏 😏 😂 
USERNAME i am (: but i mean at least u dont have as much split ends as u used to 😌 im scared to go cut it cause ladies mess up ur hair 😒 
it's sad that i have to put my phone on airplane mode if i want to sleep #disappointed 😒 
timmy dumples . youtube it . google it . #timmydumples #youtube #google #bored 
😐 uhm yeah ! rt USERNAME would i look dumb with grillz ? lol 
USERNAME yeah , she is . she is just grounde d: ( 
back that thang up let me push up on it 😏 
30 minutes for break does not mean feel free to take a hour ! #rude 😡 👊 
emotional . wreck . fml . 😒 i'm ready for someone to give me what i deserve 
look to my right and i see no dm's 😒 
i've only sent like 5 texts today which is very weird for me ... 😑 
bug on my chicken🐜 😖 #goodchicken @ freshman village-douglass hall URL 
geez can my moms neighbors be any louder when they talk 😒 😒 😒 
where the eff is my dog ... i'm col d: ( 
he wants to sleep next to me .. if only he knew i wish the same .. 😏 
alright it's 3 :3 0. i guess it's time for me to go to bed 😒 💤 
falling down the stairs at 2 :3 0 in the morning .. 😑 #absolutelyawesome 
when giving head i love when he slap my ass #make #it #nasty 
oomf<<<<<<<<<<<<< 😡 😠 😡 😠 😡 😠 😡 😠 👊💢 😒 
me: ill turn off my light . da d: you know what , shut the fuck up 
USERNAME no we're in love ... he just doesn't know it yet ! 😏 #hehe #mmboy 
USERNAME hmm , well i wanted to make strawberry vodkaa , >.< 3 
continuously refreshing my tl until something new shows up . #bored 
so USERNAME wanted me to b #turntup tonight and when i was she told me to take a nap ... help me understand 😒 😒 😒 😒 
yup , it does ! 😒 the kind with no life ! ! ! lol #graveyardsuck 
she sleeps like a little 👸 lol 🐶 😑 😒 URL 
i wish i could sleep ... too much on my mind though . 😒 😕 
i'm honestly soo overtired its making me the biggest bitch ever and just wantif to cry for no reason 😔 😣 😴 
USERNAME only one place i can get those and i think their about to be taken 😏 
USERNAME always happens . i was like falling asleep at work now i'm like wide awake 😒 
the perfect venue for a . c . newman in #p dx (@ doug fir lounge for a . c . newman and harriet w/ 7 others) URL 
USERNAME this is why you are my best frien d: ') you make me laugh even when i'm in tears 
USERNAME haha . fuq daat my day ain't finished 😒 
seriously the only thing i hate about cold weather is my nips get hard super fast and stay that way for along time , 😐 #uncomfortable #what 
maybe surrounds myself with a bunch of drunks and not drinking was a bad ideas ... 😒 #failweekend 
with you , im at that point were im just gonna give up on us because we dont even talk anymoree 😒 
joseph gordon levitt responded to my tweet 😌 😏 URL 
you're gonna get that song stuck in my head 😑 
white castles taking all day w| my food ... 😖 #fotorus @ white castle URL 
i guess i'll watch tv until i get sleep again . 😒 📺 
at work , snapping pics ... ready to blow out of here .... #tired #bored #paperchasin @ university hospital er URL 
todayy/night was wonderful , i love my boyfrien d; && his family: they're amazing ! 
USERNAME you also have to account for busted girls , girls in relationships , std whores and lesbians . 😏 
USERNAME d: whenever i take my jacket off in a class , i leave it there ... if it wasn't there afterwards , you might be out of luck :( 
i be spending money cause spending time is hopeless 😒 
either my standards too high or nighas aint trying hard enough for me ..... nighas ain't trying hard enough 😒 that's it 
USERNAME me and USERNAME are ! we should skype 😏 
s/o to the #ittybittytittycommittee ! ! y'all was too deep in the #bluejuice party . lol . i seen y'all . 😏 
and idk who was that for so ima just sit here lol 😐 
the lights still on at the park i'm bout to go run laps #bored #vampin 
USERNAME he fell asleep and me and faruki got bored 😒 
and victoria sucks a big black fuck ! 8====d~ d: 
i have so much homework to do before monday . 😒 🔫 
hay pero eso me prende la sangre noo asii noo ehh 😒 😐 😂 
can't even sleep with this weather not cool 😒 someone text me lol #bored 
dude frien d: aye u need to give my man yo num . he finna go overseas to play bball ... me: um goin overseas 2 ! and 
“USERNAME she sleeps like a little 👸 lol 🐶 😑 😒 URL my poopy ! ! 
im too old for this shit . aka ratchets . #ew missin tf out little one 
not being able to fall asleep is a pain in the ass .. 😒 
clocked out at 60 hrs and i still have tomorrow to finish off the work week . who's drinking with me after work tmrw .... seriously 😣 
when peasants crave attention on twitter and instagram < #yuck 
USERNAME you a stupid hoe ! maan >.< i hope we go out this weekend ! 
i need to start going to sleep earlier . 😑 
and then i look dumb because she won't answer me 😣 
if i could , then i woul d; i'll go wherever you will go . in your heart , & your mind , i'll stay with you for all the time . 
USERNAME not just sp , all late-night television along with snl ! just like maher sai d: "if romney loses , america wins , if romney loses , - 
so my mom told me when i was 4 i stuck a sponge up my nose and i smelt so bad she couldnt even hug me hahahaha thats cute . i guess d; xd 
#nightshift #bored #needacig #needcoffee #somebodyamuseme #lame @ bronx lebanon hospital URL 
me and USERNAME were goin to the store to pick him out a book to read then he said he wasn't at the time in his life when you read books 😑 
ugh my moms not home yet n i have to get up in a bit 😑 
USERNAME try running with mines ! my hair slows me down while running >.< 
just in case you're all wondering , peanut butter gets gum out of hair .. and thanks to whoever put it in USERNAME 's hair . it's out 😡 😒 
USERNAME lol i ain't see you , or lupita so i couldn't say bye 😐 
today made me realize how unhappy i am ,& it truly scared me bc all i wanted was you ,&i knew thats all i neede d; you make everything brighter 
#wellthen fuck all you . since i can't sleep i'll just lay their in the dark contemplating the meaning of life or some shit . ✌ 😑 
wearing his pj's . #currently #missingmybf 😔 😒 💔 URL 
USERNAME i'ma be like it's okay i'm sanchez too lmfao 😏 
i like to tell people i want a tahoe to put my hoes in it , lmao they just laugh . 😏 
it's almost 3 oh no . lol im not waking up tomorrow d; 
when 12 year olds have a better sex life than me 😑 <<<< 
this is why i'm sick i should be resting but instead i'm comiendo mierda por gusto 😒 
i'm over here dreaming of having cold pizza , ahh . i'm starving >.< 
you can pretend like we're strangers , but i've seen you naked .... 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME is that even a question ? ! mission accomplishe d; raging has been achieved . and possibly a small concussion . 
cameron called me a pussy so i had to finish that nasty ass shit 😒 
i'm not a good friend and i let you hurt yourself repeatedly . i'm not a good friend if i tell the painful truth . i'm just not gonna talk . 😒 😔 
i have to be up in 6 hours for volleyball 😄 😒 
why do i still fuck wit hs functions lol 😏 
USERNAME ahh , tonik is alway trippen when he's faded or drunnk >.< lol . 
ppl really been askin where that came from tho 😒 
USERNAME yea even though you're a dickhead USERNAME and i still cheered for your ass hmph 😏 
why does he have to be here 😒 #ruinedeverything #fuckingroommate 
i can't stand these girls who stay with a dude who fucks the town because she #loveshim #yuck #ratchet 
😼 my face when i'm at work lol ! ! 
why must i want every cute thing i see ? ! 😏 
fuck i feel like shit already . 😒 #fuckthis #imdone 
my shoulders hurt so bad ! so tense 😖 #needamassage #needsleep 
ugh i need a friend and nothing ugh i guess oh wait 😐 🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍌🍑🍌🍑🍌🍑🍌🍑🍈🍑🍈🍑🍌🍑🍌🍑🍌🍆🍯lol lol lol lol #pineapple yum 🙊 
USERNAME you are soon , so might as well write them now . 😏 lol 
i'm freezing to death . grr .❄ 😖 (at USERNAME — URL 
having a serious conversation w/ someone then they fall asleep <<<<< #instantbuzzkill . 😒 
yu or double a never told me wth was or meant 😒 i feel left out 
. god dx mnn ! yhuu got to bhee ahh stupid mf'er to get fiiredd onn youur daee off ! 
saturday night: drank a USERNAME -watched a #chickflick -up until 3am to clean my room #boring #productivity #procrastination 
USERNAME i said might c; cus then i would have to borrow my moms phone i dont have a phone for that shit d; 
i hate when i fuck up on a tweet 😑 
USERNAME ima go to sleep .. watch your back monday 😏 goodnight ! 
first you pick on me and now you're all sweet >.< 
there was def a fight right now , that bitches face is bleeding fursure 😏 😂 😂 
¡bájale el volume ! dx ¡trato de dormir ! lol #spanishtweet 
USERNAME haha why d: lol . omg guess what tho ? (: 
“USERNAME haha , the auburn experience 😏 URL hahaha so you token ? ? 
USERNAME i know i wish you would have got him ! dude didn't care if he ran you over or not as long as he got that truck #rude #insane 
#photosketch #cigarettes #smokes #marlboroblacks #frontporch #bored @ momma d's URL 
i hate that i wake up in the middle of the night all the time . 😑 
makakita pa ko ng mag post ng kakornihan nila ng jowa nila sa facebook , ia-unfriend ko . swear . 😒 
USERNAME forreal we just stare at each other than laugh all crazy d; 
USERNAME its on my ipod but whenever i see you remind me ! >.< 
USERNAME yu just wasnt feeling the relationship , yu prolly still care but the feelings arent the same . i know how it be 😒 it be like tht . 
USERNAME iam home hoe shit is disconnected and they didnt connect it back lol im to lazy >.< 
someone just dm me ! i'm fucking bored ! dx 
i love being someone's second option . great feeling ... 😒 
USERNAME to bad were lame and dont get parties v.v lol 
hate not doing anything on a saturday -___- #bored ! . 
USERNAME or be that person who can't take a joke .. 😒 
i wanna get on the phone but everybody fucking sleep , >.< 
eww ! why did i date you ? ! ? ! ? ! #disgusting #gross #sick #whatwasithinking 
😩 😖 i'm so attached to dbz again . lmao URL 
cheers for the freakin' weeken d; ) @ twenty five lusk URL 
i just woke myself up by snoring #wtf 😣 💤❌ 
i just thirsted on every girl on my instagram but its so late they won't reply 😒 hahahahaha 
home from babysitting , bed don't feel goo d: ( stupid cold n head cold 
USERNAME so true .. seems like this bull shit is never gonna end though 😒 
you were feelin that clicquot then ... now ya feelin on me & i said i'm ain't tryna be w you . ✋👋✋ 😏 
except x rated shit .... my mom would beat my ass tho 😒 next 
the vow was cute but that girl was a beezy to him 😒 
stop this nonsencd 😏 ...... i want to makeout withsomething USERNAME 
USERNAME ✋ 😒 go watch your show then text me about it haha 
USERNAME omg .... 😑 let me know ill totally help u pay that off 
there's only so much of my time you can waste before it pisses me off 😒 
and i thought this roller coaster ride was just about over , looks like its just getting started 😞 😫 😖 
i'm fucked ... i'm doing it again and this time i'm in deeper shit -.- fuck >.< why is it always me ? 
finally back in the city to wait for the damn 4:54. to only come back at 11am tomorrow . 😑 
USERNAME what happen to your other avi ? you looked cute >.< 
it is a lil too hot in this house 😣 
lawdd ! ! what's the easiest way to drop 50lbs 😐 
this alcohol && taco bell not agreeing in my stomach right now .. 😖 😖 😖 
you were feelin that clicquot then , now ya feelin on me & i say i ain't tryna be w you ! ✋👋✋👋 😏 
tf happen with my bestfriend tonight ? i called him about 3 times >.< 
check out these two drunkies 😏 god help me . a rough morning for ms . t'lynn , for sure ..... 😑 💂 😑 
USERNAME ohh so you hate me cuz i'm white and cuz i don't shuffle ? d: igottchu . you know i wanna learn (/.-) 
now that i'm home i won't be able to fall asleep 😒 
i love spending all my time with USERNAME on twitter ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha ! mom & i listened to thrillionaire on he way home w/ kendra & kristell in the car & they hated it ! 😡 #rude 
hate waking up in the middle of the night 😒 
one of me n bay favorites 😏 @ sitel starkville URL 
fit for the night .. ashy ass black tee , beat the fuck up huaraches .. dry ass jeans .. du @ fantasy land 😏 URL 
everyones pee outside in a parking lot right ? not just me ! d= faak it 
i hate being the last one awake and no one to talk to 👎 😣 
it's late , i'm drunk , and i want some damn pizza 😑 
rt USERNAME here's how you win the youth vote , the hispanic vote , and the asian vote for goo d: take back the schools and the media . 
USERNAME 1. saw your pics from the script , hate you 2. you promise me a skype date and nada . #eww :) 
why is it that my brother choose to make so much noise at almost 1 :3 0 in the morning ? 😑 
USERNAME i'm sure ill be fine , don't worry >.< i'm just not gonna sleep , love you papa bear call me or text me when you can 
i got all the bitches in my room . 😁 😏 
me and ryan just got pulled over and i'm drunk as tuck ! 😑 
USERNAME its casper , he's friendly ! he's my nigga , trust ! lol >.< 
mm why the hell am i still up ? >.< 
and to top it all off , my back gum decides to puff up and it hurts 😖 🔫 
one more chuck palahniuk quote before i go to be d: 
just when i want to go to sleep ... #fuck 😒 
ughh thanks to you , i can't sleep now >.< 
i'm bout to start calling random ppl and waking them up lmao #bored 
soo glad that i have 715 followers . i'm addicted to twitter so i'm thinking about making an anon and deleting mine . what to do . ? . ! . ! 😏 
didn't see USERNAME heard she didn't want to be with her family 😔 😒 👊 
at this one bar with some of people . #beavertron #p dx loveit 
excuse my last tweet . nothing but simpin . 😒 😔 
USERNAME everything is good . finally in college >.< lol and aww thank you love you are still beautiful ! haha 
gunna try though . have to do some more shit in this house tomorrow .. 😒 
i always hate burning sage . because for the next like what ? 5 hours i would cough and it would taste like sage . like dad stahp . 😑 
i honestly want to stay up and talk to you . only problem is ... we don't talk anymore ... 😔 😒 😣 #ohwell #shithappens 
idk how to turn on my tv right now 😒 
i had such high expectations for you usc #learnhowtoparty #notokay #yawn #bored 
i'm so ready for my bed its not funny 😑 😕 
summer wants me to chug malibu so she can make fun of me . 😒 what a food lady 
godamn ! it felt like i sat on ice when i went to the bathroom 😒 
damn it . i have to pee . but i dont wanna get out of bed . 😒 💦🚽 
my eyes feel like their 100 lbs . right now . 👀 😣 #notgood #needtowakeupfaster 
i hate being hyper at night cause then i cant fall asleep d; lol 
i'm thirsty , i want sodaa and all there is , ..... is beer . 😑 #blah where 'em shots at ? 😋 
USERNAME lmao yeah i swear ! i know ima die cause of them d; 
car problems stuck in anaheim in the parking lot waiting for my parents in corona to come help me ughh ! ...... #cold #frustrated #bored 
girls just make me ashamed ... they play football and they're good , give them a chance to have fun and not be swarmed by you ! #backoff 😒 👌 
now work in 4 hours . 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 👎👎 
i don't know why i ever get my nails done . they break or i get sick of having them . 😒 
why you trying to get in a relationship with me ? i just got out of a bad one like a month ago . 😒 
to much goin on in my head can't sleep…… 😒 
ugh . i feel like i'm dying . kill me now . 😖 😷 😣 
#insomnia at its best . 4:43am still up and running . pretty sure would get up late on #sunday . #blame #te dx videos & #bollywood movies . ha ha 
screw jacob for not smoking me out tonight . 😒 
USERNAME lmao i went up there & tld them 😖 im dumb 
research portion of the essay is killing mee 😖 #ragequit 
and USERNAME ... we running twitter right now , while these other niggas dreaming 😏 
u shuda kept it 😔 ”--> the staff was horrible , i cnt wrk w/ppl like them smh #fuckery 😒 
USERNAME but it's cray they aren't in the nfl ... chill out . i would hate that . seriously makes me worry if girls are even smart at a&m 😏 
getting woken up at 3:15 in the morning to your boyfriends roommate trying to rail some chick that's not his girlfriend #disgusting 
i don't understand why i'm single , i really don't , it fxcking baffles the shit outta me 😒 
i think i just burnt my tongue on this hot pocket i just ate #fml >_< 
i feel like i need to go to sleep but i don't want too >.< 
USERNAME i fell asleep early then woke up . fell asleep again now im awake again . ill call you in the morning bubs d; 
learned some tricks in this club . 😳 😏 😌 😆 😋 
too bad you're asleep & we can't go 😑 USERNAME 
i have no purpose . 😩😫 😖 😖 😖 😖 
fuuck ! ! ! ! i got a charlie horse ! ! ! fuck that shit hurts ! ! 😣 😠 😫 
sumbodi txt me b4 i die of boredom n here ! mention me r sum 😒 
i got woke out of my sleep by her but she pissing me of 😒 
i want to go to sleep ! ! ! #cantfallasleep #tired #bored 
when i fall off the bed << hhaha either USERNAME is so not with it orr these beds way too small . how is USERNAME managing ? ! 😋 😏 
USERNAME isn't that this one song ? lmao . d: 
fw d: magical & great sex is the best sex 
when your the last one awake watching a scary movie <<< 😖 
fell asleep during #007 #skyfall 😑 😟 😔 #fail #tootiredtofunction 
best brunch in the east bay , eggs benedict with smoked salmon . not picture d: latk @ saul's restaurant & deli URL 
somebody gon grease my scalp tho .. since somebody said they was gon do it before an didn't ! ! 😏 
hate it when you get all dolled up and the one it's for isn't even their or care to notice . 😐 sleeping alone tonight 
USERNAME USERNAME 'member dis ? u stole towels from osu & climbed their bench 😑 and u snapchat me in u$¢ shirts 👎 URL 
my sisters a weird ass . she's acting out a love story with her scarf because she says music can make anything dramatic ... 😒 
everyone wants me to move back home but yet how the fuck am i gonna do that when nobody is trying to help me ! ? 😒 
tonight was crazyy ! &&& still partying right now 😁💤💃 😏 
and dancing rt USERNAME ittybitty and i singing to chris brown 😏 > 
girl nobody is your real friend , learn that ! 😒 
i have to take care of my home girl 😒 
my head hurts ! i'm tiredd ! i wanna go homee 😒 😒 😒 
i have a head ache right now . i just want to go he now 😖 
USERNAME noo , i'm sorry >.< don't go , you're like the only person i know that up right now 
their habitats because of the destruct-ion of our fores t.t hey are showing up on our back yards looking for foo d; can you blame them ? we cont .. 
i have a head ache . & i just want to go home right now 😖 
middle finger up to the ones who ain't no good ! ! ! ! 😏 👊✨ 
USERNAME i was gonna see if you wanted too hangout >.< 
i seriously think my room is the only room in this house that is cold . like wth why ? ! 😑 
rt USERNAME trying to find the porn channel 😏 URL 
love being awake at 4am to catch a flight daa naa naa naa #not 😖 
dats wat he told me 😏 @ sitel starkville URL 
sometimes when i am really tired and i feel a yawn coming , i pretend i'm a t-rex or a lion so that way its cooler . #bored #boograveyards 
today was a good day , you might have made it that much better 😏 
yeah sometimes i miss all the times we had ... but then i renemberd how you attacked me . 😐 
USERNAME remember when we always went through the window ? 😏 lololololololol 
fuck it , i'm gonna take my ass to sleep ! good night bitches 😒 ✌ 
you dont got no hoes doe . oh . 😒 😒 😒 
it's 5:12 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
oh my . #straightcrush rt dsides d: USERNAME no , ken . dr . oz is a fag . you , my friend , are a handsome homosexual . 
a lot on my mind haven't been sleep yet . 😒 
doing me; this is about to be hell ! ! ! ! 😇 😏 
i just commente d: when i have kids i will show them what suicide silence is , h ... in the suicide silence app URL 
fine ... guess ill fall asleep on my own since u mufukkas ain't gone help ! 😒 
im going straight to sleep when i get in since van big head ass fell asleep on me ! 😒 😒 😒 
why am i up when i work in 4 hours 😑 
love when my boys are in bed with me USERNAME USERNAME 😏 
why do girls get their nipples & clits pierced ? >.< doesn't that shit hurt ? 
if you thought you hated me now , just wait ... 😆 😏 
watching xfactor videos on youtube because everyone's asleep . 😒 
i hate when your all by your self thinking and you remember what made you so upset in the first place .... 😒 
i have never looked at a person and got sick on my stomach until now . #disgusted 
when i take my contacts out my eyes my vision goes from 😳 to 😑 lol 
i kinda have been wanting to make a kik , but i feel super late lol >.< 
USERNAME i don't know what you're talking about 😏 hahaha , damn . #goodtimes 
and that shit is not sexy it looks like some national geographic shit . >.< 
obviously i wasn't .. 5 years later .. same ole shit . #disgusted 
it's kind of cold .... and i'm sitting outside making sure my drunk friends get to my house just fine after those emergency calls at 4 :3 0am . 😒 
i'm glad i already have a headache and i didn't even go to sleep yet . #winning #not 😑 
wow ! so dapat siya lang nakatag ? go w/ your effin' friend . >.< madrama ba ? sorry . trip ko lang ilagay yung isa sa mga lines sa story ko . :) 
feeling like a spy this morning ... maybe it's the blonde ? but i'm feeling incognito 😏 😎 @ bos--->>lax✈✈ URL 
i'm so sick of this kidd . 😒 😒 😒 
it's no wonder i'm paranoid (rea d: drunk) as fuck 
😒 insults to entire groups of people does not make anyone sound intelligent . 👆 
USERNAME my buddy wore a kilt tonite and an old lady took a picture of his balls . #kilt #balls #gross 
i wish i could go with my mom but i'm just way too tire d; / 
i'm about done with everyone on my tl who is rolled up right now . 😒 ✋ 
i have too many layers on and too many cups of coffee in me to want to blow dry my hair whatsoever . 😒 😥 🔥 
lol shut up . i'm not taking you serious right now 😏 
just rt' d: not sure how i missed it earlier , but better late than never ? lol 
ill give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle 😏 🍆 
gonna stay up with kadeem ! cause we can't sleep . so ima tweet till i get sleep 😏 
i don't feel good , and all i want is to be with you right now 😒 
woke up & now can't go back to sleep >.< 
this is seriously my second home .. #inventory #ugh 😑 🔫 URL 
good morning ! ! ! ! my package has arrive d: ) #yslchyc #mulberry @ p . lane URL 
gotta get ready for work at 5 :3 0 starting with a shower 😒 
my house makes very weird noises that i do not enjoy , hate sleeping by myself 😖 
wish someone was up that could occupy my time right now 😒 
i just slept through my whole saturday night .... 😑 that's the last time i take a after i get out of work . 
are you a math problem because your difficult and annoying . 😒 
just got home ... but really .. why did i come home for just 36 hours ? 😖 👀 
man my boo needs to hurry up and get off work >.< 
nyquil is so disgusting . 😖 maybe i'll get some sleep now 😴 
so tonight i saw two random girls crying , rachel got a rose and i got groped😁 😒 #sdiscrazy 
it's like the north pole in my room ! 👎❄⛄ 😣 
if only i could sleep past 4am & actually go back to sleep ... 😞 😣 😴💤💤💤 
i can't even fall asleep bc anastasia keeps trying to cop a feel on me 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i think someone just put you on blast my nigga 😐 😏 
why do i get chink eyes when i drink ? ! #soannoying #andunattractive 😑 😑 😑 
why do i get chink eyes when i drink ? ! #soannoying #andunattractive 🍻🍻🍻= 😑 😑 😑 
rt USERNAME i just wanna be layed up 😔 😒 
it's so freaking cold outside it took my car almost a half hour to melt all the ice , i can't feel my toes d: 
USERNAME sober or not u want me still 😏 😌 
hey . it's 4:40 if y'all were wondering . 😏 
noo ! ya se fue el tamborazo </3 d: #stillwideawake #fml 
being home alone is awful . especially when it's storming 😒 seriously about to pay someone 5 dollars to just come lay down till i fall asleep 
my mom keeps promising me materialistic things . she says when we move she promises to give me the bags and all the clothes i want >.< 
excuse me , but #supper #buddy #uglyblonde #specs #notsohipster #thebear 😏 @ supperclub URL 
USERNAME boo . i missed a good one 😒 ☺ next time👍😬🎈 
who up with me ? 😏 😏 👑 @ ihop URL 
USERNAME 😏 must have been my good looks .. lol i got chu ! 
so a bitch comes up to me in the club kisses me and smacks my ass ... 😑 
USERNAME thank goodness ! but c'mon , only give us a week to max ? cuz after that we all gon' die constantly from dat eoc thingy d; 
omg . im still out and i got to go to the beauty shop in the morning ! 😏 😒 
USERNAME 😏 quit playing , you know i don't sleep . 
let's all just loose our virginitys to guys we don't know 😒 < today's society #stupidgirls 
cant believe i didn't take advantage of the wig sales on halloween 😩 😖 😫 
why tf am i up . 😒 😒 😒 😒 😴 
USERNAME he ain't say shit about the fact i want you . 😐 
foreal nobody wants to call me 😒 😂 😂 lmao fuck you bitch 
tonight was worth making it to work: overalls & a spanish lesson ? 😳 that & the tips weren't so bad 😏 as well as the slumber party . 😌 
URL tht #awkward #moment whn u feel the head hit the #toiletbowl water ! ! ! #smh #trustory #wtf #eww #awwman #damn ! 
worked til 11 back at 6. couldn't sleep last night either . cool . 😒 
woke up with the worst stomach ache 😣 . hoping i can fall back to sleep its too early . 
now i can't even go back to sleep ; great . 😖 
USERNAME thats goo d: ) you noticewe say the same things every time mostly ! 
where can i get those jumbo shrimps from taste of soul ! ? they were soo bomb , i doctored mine up w/ lemon&season ! zaire had his all plain 😏 
i either need a heater or someone to keep me warm 😏 
it is going to be a long day 😒 😒 
i'm always up so early 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 
waking up 20 minutes before my alarm is seriously torture . #whatthehell 😒 🔫 
now my paranoid ass not gonna be able to go back to sleep 😒 
USERNAME too cool to talk to me . -__- #rude 
oh bed ! #bored #sleepisforthetired #fuckthiscity #heresanotherhashtag @ the fortress of radditude URL 
i am too lazy to plug in my phone 😑 
USERNAME oh for the love of pete you two kill me 😒 just make up already 
i wish i had someone to cook me breakfast ! 😒 
lmao wtf ! ! ! why am i just now seeing this 😒 
4:18 - i should totally just go to sleep 😑 
i shouldn't have drank so much tonight ! i'm starting to feel its effects 😣 
USERNAME haha for real ! i'm so glad i have this on demand or i'd be going crazy . haha 😑 🔫 lol 
up for work hopefully this day go by fast im sleepy af mane 😒 
1 john 4:7 beloved , let us love one another , for love is of go d; and everyone who loves is born of god and knows god . 
cause girl , i got to be next to u ... 😏 
USERNAME agree in #themaster and #holymotors . i would ad d: #cosmopolis , #moonrisekingdom and #beastsofthesouthernwild . 
never ending crying ! ! ? please shut up ! d: i shall return this monster baby asap ! 
random: thank goodness for senna tea ! whew ! ... er , p-u ! ! lol ( >.< )/ 
wo2012151578a1 immunoglobulin-like transcript (ilt) receptors as c d8 antagonists #a61k #a61k39 URL 
getting up at the buttcrack of dawn every weekend to work .. story of my life 😒 
here comes the sun do do do do here comes the sun and i said , i should probably go to bed now 😑 
this light is coming in my room and the birds are chirping #peachy 😣 
so waffle house isn't the place right now ... 😒 
😩😩😩😩 😖 in agony ! ! ! i might need to go to the er . 
i wish USERNAME was here right now i swear ! ! i need him . i hurt so bad all over 😩 😢 😖 tears 
so tired right now . but when i close my eyes my brain won't shut off 😏 been up since 8 am yesterday ... anyone got any sleep remedies ? 
so glad i got woke up all night ! ! 😒 😡 
wait for the lor d; be strong and take heart and wait for the lord . psalm 27:14 (niv) 
helping my mommy pack this early in the morning >.< 
idk why im up at 6:50 ohh probably because my stomach hurts 😭 😣 😔 😴 . 
just woke up freaking out thinking it was a school day 😑 
i don't think i've ever been the first one awake in my house 😑 
no i don't mean just a normal hurt it feels like someone is punching me in my gut and forehead over and over and over and over like why 😑 
USERNAME bipolar and prou d: the incredibly true story of andy behrman URL … #electroboy #behrman #bipolar 
USERNAME u bout to be out in a lil while i got 5 more hours 😒 
idk why but i read that as busty nachos 😑 
i can't believe i cried my eyes out earlier , i was super drunk i guess i was an emotional drinker tonight 💦😪 😢 😞 😒 😒 😒 😒 🍺 
i want to shoot my brains out . >.< #headache #goaway 
USERNAME i might ad d: god's ways are perfect (whether we understand or not) ! 
✌👋 i dont have the time or energy for bs 😒 
republicans made a deal with the devil , and now the devil is pisse d: URL 
i really dont want to go to this stupid meeting >.< #iwantmybedback #gapproblems 
i don't know how we'll this is going to turn out . 😖 😴 #sleepygirl #fuckwork 
finally off work . whew ! my feet hurt soo ba d: ( 
is no longer a trend 'selena and justin'' in worldwide . it's goo d: ) not because i'm happy . i just care about justin . 
just slept for 14 hours . all my plans ruine d: ( 
its not my fault ! ! my dad hates me dx haha 
lvl 5 all aroun d: allison c . (35.100) kokomotion / abigail w . (36.700) jump start / annabelle c . (34.925) indiana gym cntr ... and ... 
people say i sound like a chola<<< 😒 ew . 
i don't know why i suddenly have three very large zits on my face but it's cool i guess . only not really . #goaway #yuck 
really twitter ? ! ? ? #staystrongjustin is trending .. ignorant fucks how about #staystrongtroops for those troops with ptsd ? so ignorant >_< 
niggas woke me up talking about 😑 😑 .. really ? couldn't j @ mobil gas station URL 
i can't sleep , i'm bored , && i don't know what to do that's fun 😣 👎 
"when ah women's fed up , ain't nothing you can do about it 😒 
got so much homework to do when i get back to daytona 😒 hopefully USERNAME feels like assisting me 😁 
USERNAME great job . thanks for the sensory overloa d: -) hope your leg is feeling better :-) 
lvl 7 all aroun d: kendal w . (36.225) bella rose / grace l . (36.300) the flip zone / christine b . (35.775) grand rapids ... and ... 
my hair looked so cute yesterday and i did step out 😒 😤 
thanks for the voicemail . you're so incredibly mature . 😑 
i wanna go back to be d; not be at emt class doing runs #whyme 
lvl 6 all aroun d: jordan b . (37.950) grand rapids / sophia t . (36.875) grand rapids / jordan b . (35.625) platinum ... and ... 
omg this headache <<<<<< 😖 😔 😥 😷 😢 😡 
these people take forever >.< ugh ! ! ! ! 
really need to get up but i really don't feel good 😒 
1 friend in jail for a dui , another friend flipped his truck and another friend i had to drive back to my place from being unconscious ... 😒 
why did i consume so much caffeine im never going to sleep d; 
lvl 6 all aroun d: jordan b . (37.950) grand rapids / sophia t . (36.875) grand rapids ... congrats , girls ! #flip4autism 
he rt it lol >_< i forgot we followed each other *shrugs* 
lvl 8 all aroun d: jordan b . (35.625) platinum / rachel h . (36.025) grand rapids 
lvl 9 all aroun d: caitlin m . (28.300) classic city #flip4autism 
up early . there's a lot on my mind 😣 
😒 guess its gonna be a sucky day for me filled with homework and that's about it . #excited #butnotatall 
must have been a good night besides the fact i cracked my front screen now 😖 
man ima have to preform a miricle to be waking up so early d; ! ! 
i went to sleep at 2 :3 0 in the morning ... why tf am i awake ? ! 😖 😫 
interesting rea d: bbc scandal could pull nyt into hackgate-like media mud .... unless mark thompson goes URL #tcot 
who is drunk and really annoying at 140am after waking me up . cody . 😑 
be not deceive d: evil communications corrupt good manners . (1 corinthians 15 :3 3) 
wish i got a cute morning text haha 😑 👎 
whyy does ryan insist on leaving the door open when im topless ? i dont want your whole family seeing my damn #boobies . >.< 
hate waking up still fuckin drunk . off to work 😒 
i'm the only animal that sleeps in my be d; ) 
USERNAME strong #aftershock jolts northern %myanmar hours after #magnitude -6.8 earthquake leaves 12 feared dea d: URL 
scotland hill now: 41 cloudy . win d: n 0 mph 
two days in a row i forgot my yogurt . 😖 
streets are so clean i'm the only fucker having to be at work 😒 🔫 
waking up to this 👌 thought it was snow & i got all excited 😒 @ wyndham great smokies lodge URL 
i hate when my timeline goes from 2 hours to 6 hours and doesn't let me load the in between 😣 i'm missing out on so much ! 
why df am i up so damn early ? >.< 
is too early to be up on a sunday ! #ckmeeting 😔 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME *shakes head* it's sunday riah , do better ! ! 😒 lol 
god you make me so mad , if you were here i'd slap you upside the head 😒 
i probably over evaluate the reasons behind my dreams 😒 
i still can't believe you said all that to me . 😔 😒 
forgiving people just so they can stay in your life . #neveragain 😒 
y am i awake soo early 😲 😖 😖 😖 
words cannot explain how exhausted i am right now .... 😣 🔫 
justin is working so hard and trying so hard at concerts . USERNAME can u also working and trying hard in my be d; ) URL 
i slept ohdee good .. ! idk why i'm up so early tho 😒 but #ohwell 
i love getting 3 hours of sleep ! i feel so rejuvenated ! 😑 
brandon just talks just be fucking cause ! ! ! 😬 😒 😐 
you don't text me , you don't call me , and yet you want me to believe that you care about me ? ? 😒 #dailytweet 
almost 70 today and snow tomorrow . 😒 @ kasia's polish delicatessen URL 
let me jus stop texting cuz im gettin ma d: / 
i hate waking up and feeling all fucked up . 😖 
anyone have an extra lame they could lend me 😐 ? ? #fencerproblems 
i had a dream about goin out to breakfast and now i really wanna 😏 
i hate when ex's say .. where the fuck were you when we were together and i needed you ? 😑 
car fire | se addie st/se jennings av | 04:58 :3 1 | #p dx traffic 
USERNAME i'm sa d: ( i wanna see you on the today school ! but i have school , maybe ill ask my parents really nicely :) #family 
mystery unravele d: how a white , moderate , churchgoing , middle-class , middle-aged woman could vo… URL USERNAME 
resolve d: playing nobody for 8 weeks , like #bama did , gives you delusions of grandeur . this year's team is good , not elite . #beatthebarn 
i'm just going to continue sitting here and wallow is self pity . 😩 😖 
i guess i woke up earlier today than my boyfriend 😑 and everyone in my house still asleep . 
she doesn't need you anymore , she don't miss you now , you shouldn't have cared n put n effort when she needed you the most ..... i know 😒 
i feel like i'm having an out of body experience right now #notreallife 😖 
let me be the bigger person n apologize .... i'm sorry for wasting your time with my feelings 😒 
lee u wear xxl ? shirts ? 😂 😏 😶 
ugh . i no like being sick . with the random coughs , the taste buds stop working , the super cold feeling , the headaches , that paaiin >_< 
all i want for christmas is money 😁💵💸 , and ill go buy whatever i want 😊 😏 
are the buses to the malls running today ? 😒 
USERNAME we should get it off though . it's veterans day . but we don't . 😒 😒 😒 
early as fuvk . but this my lifestyle now ... 😐 
😏 i respect those that tell me the truth , no matter how hard it is 
😐 don't make time for people that don't make time for you 
atlanta 😒 or texas 😒 ! ! thinking hard ! ! cause going home not an option ! ! i do have family in both ! ! ! 
what the fuck am i doing up ? .. 😴💤 😒 
i have been waking up mad early for no reason 😒 
my face is peeling from my sunburn .. #gross sunburn in november say whaa 
you tweet about people having drinking problems and then you tweet about drinking every other day ... 😒 #shutup 
up wayy to early 😒 for whatt ? ! ? ! 
i wake up too early for my fam when we're traveling 😒 
USERNAME goo d: ) but text me so i can go in detail 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 5 others URL 
USERNAME USERNAME blame it on brooke ! she never shuts up 😏 
i don't think my dad was ever taught how to whisper 😒 
i've been out of work for two weeks . what's another few days 😒 
USERNAME same with me except when im at school 😑 , yayy 😊 thanks melayy 
baltimore county : md 26 west at essex r d: utility problem: md 26 west at essex rd west1 of 2 westbound traffic ... URL 
baltimore county : md 26 west at essex r d: utility problem: md 26 west at essex rd west1 of 2 westbound traffic ... URL 
USERNAME haha that is pretty random . sounds like a good dream to me 😏 
shirts from 5th grade still fit me . yay for being only 5'1" 😐 
the weather i'm playing in >.< #palmdale #lancaster #softball #showcase @ ez 8 palmdale URL 
waking up with the only black person in the house's feet in your face 😒 ✌ #tru 
USERNAME after or before lakers game lol . and i will appreciate it . 😏 😊 
USERNAME it was the best i could do at the time 😎 hey ! it’s my #birthday 😏 
last early morning pancake pantry of the semester . 😣 @ pancake pantry URL 
people don't believe me when i say i've never smoked and i'm not trying to 😑 
i want some tons already . ! ! 😣 not patient at all 
this pain in my stomach is starting to become unbearable 😖 #pleasejustgoaway 
i haven't felt this lonely since high school . #getmeoutofhere #hatethissmalltown 😒 
(((i wanna come in outta nowhere and walk on a table while i kick people's lunches everywhere . d: /probablygonnahappenonewayoranother)) 
rise and grin d; late night , still sleep , but i gotta get my work in #strengthandconditioning @ gold's gym URL 
my stomach feels huge cause i just started my period . #yuck #idontwantitanymore 
- they wakee up at 7 every day even thee weekendss ! ugh 😒 
i want some toms already 😣 i'm so not patient 
USERNAME see his voice is creepy . 😬my voice is steeze nothing his . 😏 
it's like throwing away a diamon d; and picking up a rock ! ha 
oh golly , i gotta sugar rush right now >.< 
these planes 😑 gotta accept and understand something could always go wrong and prepare for it . 
omg ! ! up too early ! taking liam to my mom for church then headed back home to go back to sleep ! ! 😣 
i feel like absolute shit . this is not okay . 😒 
this bout to be a loong ass ride to oklahoma . 😒 
i've denied your friend request 585247325 times , what makes you think i'll accept it this time ? 😒 
let's just hope i don't throw up my meds 😒 😷 
the fact that i work sunday - fridays upsets me in till i get my check 😏 
sometimes , i wish i was a member of the ibtc .. 😒 
😐 😒 😌 no calls ? i understand . no text ? i understand . but when you see me with someone else ....... please understand 
i don't speak to people in person for the first hour after i wake up , and that's for y'all's own protection . #notamorningperson 😒 
headin back home 😖 had fun jerzey love ya always 
... now i'm getting ready for work .. ( >_< ) 
#bored ....... (waiting on that special someone to text me ! ) 
will someone come keep me company at work . #bored #tooearly 
i have a child , never been married ... guess i'm going to hell 😒 
light rain 1°c . win d: ne at 3 km/h . 
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definitely useful now since i feel >_< #selftherapypads #zgallerie #santanarow #ca @ z gallerie URL 
waking up to your alarm clock and just being so confused 😴 😖 
i'm pretty much to the point that i just don't give a fuck anymore . 😕 😒 😠 
that awkward moment when you walk in the living room and your friend is having sex with her dude ... #gross 
if i don't ask you for a dirty pic (i never will) don't fucking send me one . why do guys find that acceptable ! ? #gross #keepitinyourpants 
i need eyelash extensions so bad . like , where are my eyelashes ? there's a huge gap in them ! 😖 URL 
soo busy up here in east jesus nowhere ..... #not 😒 
bestfrien d: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them .”USERNAME i'm sorry .. 
stopped at the white house to say wssp to obama , the usual you know 😏 URL 
i can never go back to sleep when i wake up . #hateit #justwanttosleep 
i'm mad i found out ya girl be twatching me lmfao . imma give her something to twatch about i hope them hints make her realize 😏 
soo marilyn picked up the phone didn't say nun then hanged up ! 😑 😐 
i had a dream that USERNAME tried to kill me 😐 
USERNAME dude , i miss eating at your house >.< 
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omg maybe oatmeal and bananas a bad combination ! ! 😣 
harsh words may hurt your feelings but silence breaks my heart 😒 
yea i took a 10 hr trip for him to get mad at me over nothing ... yeaa alright then ! 😒 
USERNAME ahahaa yea i just saw them and replied >.< ! ! 
holy shit auburn got their ass kicked last night 😖 #wde #faithfulfan 
i hate when people call me bougie or stuck up 😑 like no 
i have the reasons to cry the river , but i don't have the strength to build the bridge nor the heart to get over it ... i'm tired just tired 😒 
so bored right now , just looking through my phone and listening to music :) #bored #phone #looking #music #yes (; 
i just wait for #oomf to hit me up . we on your time ! 😒 
i should get up ... but it's so much warmer under the covers . 😣 #decisions 
& i hate for someone to call me spoiled or rotten or a brat 😑 
i love how everyone's on my ass about being quite when others are sleeping but when im sleeping everyone's loud as hell ! #thefuck #rude 
i reaally wanna dye my hair tonight and get my tattoo this week d: 
i woke up in the middle of the night and had all these text messages and missed calls 😒 
hate waking up in the morning with my dick hard af 😒 😔 
driving to work this morning with these poopy roads sucked ! 😐 
must rea d: the great gary wills on next for romney: URL 
everyone here needs to wake up ! ! ! ! #bored 
😑 😑 😑 can't believe this guy sent me that message 
waking up to USERNAME little brother playing with toy trains right beside me <<< go back to bed jake 😒 
USERNAME i wanna try out for USERNAME but i'm afraid to . d: 
please don't get on my fuckin nerves early in the morning 😒 
yeah i can be mean , i'm sorry like really i am . 😔 😒 😪 lol 
and i can't be ma d; 'cause you're the best i never had . 
you are honestly so mean . you told me you would never be mean to me again . wow . you're cool . don't ever talk to me again . 😒 
USERNAME i know ! like it's just a sore throat . i don't want to get sick ! d: 
i over slept this morning and was almost late and nshit 😑 😶 
& i'm awake again , my sleep patterns estan de pinga 😣 
working the early service in kids rock; overwhelming crowd this morning . 😏 #goodone @ cfm kids rock lodge . URL 
USERNAME : ) goodmorning : ) why dont you be texting me back >.< 
i am loving tn ! up high in the mountains and surrounded by mountains ! nothing more beautiful then this ! ! getting settle d; tired but content 
tried to fuck the worl d; cant fit . pockets fat as saint nick . all i got is my niggas , cuz a bitch still aint shit 
USERNAME 😒 i would have cooked for you . i see how it is 😏 
USERNAME i doo . wth my location thingy is on >.< 
lol actual text from last night: me - is there any room for me in those jeans ? bestfrien d: i don't think so my house is too packed #drunk 
it's cold and to freaken early for softball 😣 if this is not dedication i don't know what is⚾ 
50 people at my house & only 2 showers 😑 #rachet 
he that troubleth his own house shall inherit the win d: and the fool shall be servant to the wise of heart . (proverbs 11:29 kjv) 
USERNAME USERNAME coldplay was the like kind of music i've never loved and i still don't 😏 
i just saw a condom that expired in 93'. #weird #random #gross 
good morning , i wanna go back to sleep 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😖 😩😩😩 
USERNAME your link expired ? can you retweet ? thanks ! before i sleep .... the most wonderful thing i've ever rea d: an 1865 letter slave 
USERNAME lol i know what mean though , some girl had a gap like a whole tooth was missing and acne like crazy and had 5k followers 😒 
i wanna get back in my bed nd just lay there 😒 
cause on the real i was kinda scared that you wasn't gone feel the same >_< 
sweating my balls off layin next to tailor while she sleeps away 😒 
USERNAME eh it's different everyday 😒 . he calls me to complain like its just annoying as all hell . 
“USERNAME f-bombs in the angry video game ner d: the movie trailer URL 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 11 others URL 
USERNAME he be having my dx mn back hurting ! lol .. 
USERNAME i was misinterpreted , i was just being sarcastic . bo seems untrustworthy & peripherally engage d; i'm honored by greta's response~ty 
USERNAME sus . kung kapilan ku mgonline krin nka man meko . 😏 
my nose is so stuffed , i sound like squidward 😒 #sicklife 
my nose is so stuffed .. i sound like squidward 😒 😷 #sickgirlprobz 
wtf do i do in my sleep for my hair to look like this ... 😒 
it's hella scary in this dark ass doctors room d: 
i can't fall asleep . 😑 but i'm finally getting kind of sleepy . and i'm starving , but i don't wanna go to church so i have to hide in my room . 
according to that follower , trying every damn kind of alcohol was the best idea . they need to #gtfos . stupid shit . 😒 😒 😒 👉👉👉 
i'm too young to be having this many headaches . 😒 
just shut up please . i'm not a morning person 😒 
USERNAME is a jerk ! ! ! 😔 😣 😞 😪 😟 😕 😶 👎 
USERNAME yea .. but the only thing i like is the temperature .. 😒 😒 😒 is between 10 to 20 degree . is super cold 
i could sleep all day ! unfortunately i have to be at work in an hour . 😣 
USERNAME yuh my cousin fool and my point exactly 😏 
“USERNAME man arrested for 7th dui says he swerved to avoid elephant on the roa d: URL via USERNAME 
&& there's no way i can pay you back but my plan is to show you that i understand ! 😏 
i wish these aggravating bitches would stop mentionin me& thay dont even follow me 😒 
i'm really confused as to how i could possibly be hungover when i wasn't even drunk last night 😐 
this is the first year in forever that i'm not going to the magical night of giving . 😏 🎄 
USERNAME -yes biotch ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😒 😡 😡 😭 😭 😭 😭 
i feel like i got ran over by a truck 😣 
a big screw you to USERNAME for letting me take those last two shots last night . i'm currently paying for it 😑 😶 
it's 8 .... and i'm wide awake and felix isn't here to cuddle 😢 😫 😖 😭 USERNAME i miss you come home ! ! lol 
it's sunday , you know you can't be doing all that .. 🙌 😒 
USERNAME layin in be d; bouta' get up & make me something eat ! i'm starving ! ! wyd ? 
i've been such an rebel lately .. really need to get my act together 😏 #havingtoomuchfun 
USERNAME because i got the guns . 💪 😏 💪 
quitting panera is like breaking up with a boyfriend , god damn it . 😑 
so tired💤why did i stay up so late #iblamehim 😒 
oh man why do i always wake up starving d: 
omg bitch give it up he don't u no more with ur fuckin muffasa lookin self bye irrelevant ass bitch😇 😏 USERNAME 
i hate having really blue eyes sometimes . they are too sensitive to sunlight 😒 #albinoprobz 
USERNAME happy birthday . i see you had breakfast in be d: ) 
how you're 19 and think charlie the unicorn is hilarious is beyond me . how you'd think i'd think it's hilarious is further beyond me . 😒 
people's tl gonna be all about me in the morning when they wake up d: 
paper chasee ! that's my focus now (: my bank account lookin real sexy right about now ! ha ! i'm still greedy and don't want to buy my own uggs 😏 
don't let ashonti fool you guys i just beat her ass :) ))) 😏 
last night i let the party get the best of me . 😏 😴 
when my dad tells me to be up for 9am to help with leaves & he's still sleeping 😏 #fail 
i woke up with soo many notifications from instagram . 😒 
USERNAME i mean they are my favorite band , might as well start doing my make up like them 😏 
look at a map for #boring , #oregon here ! URL 
its too damn cold out to be waiting for this train 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 ✋ 
made yourself breakfast .... than came an ate in my face ! #rude #impissed #onlymyboyfriene 
last night was mad real . 😏 💨👶 😂 🎉 
i hate that feeling when your disgusted with yourself #yuck 
"USERNAME here's a fantastic photo just after caulker score d: #coys URL come on you spurs ! ! ! 
USERNAME i'm watching a really stupid movie with my mom . 😑 
i don't think ima make it to church i'm so tired an my stomach is being stupid 😑 
USERNAME can i be deaf ? and you not speak english .. 😂 😏 
sad to be leaving wade (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 15 others) URL 
woke up with sunglasses , damn i need some advil . i think last night was mad real 😏 
last night was hilarious but now it's back to reality so it time to get ready for work even though i do not want to go ! ! 😐 
i'm getting old 😐 i fell asleep at 9 :3 0p on a saturday night watching a movie smh . then i wake up at 5a wtf lol #awesomejessproblems 
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now this is starbucks and a nice movie weather . w/ some cuddling 😖 
ezell kinda do look like roscoe dash (* >.< *) they look like cousins . 
it's too early to be texting with that bs 😒 
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when i woke up oomf was on my mind 😏 
definitely should have eaten before drinking last night . 😣 
oh that's nice i was so happy to come home & lay in my bed & now i can't sleep 😒 ugh 
chilling in the car waiting fir my 12 hour shift on a sunday . fun ! 😑 @ verdugo hills hospital URL 
i have no motivation to study right now at work 😒 👎 
so happy i decided to go out last night .. much needed ! now back to schoolwork & being productive all day 😒 
USERNAME why do i have to text you first >.< 
, hardest thing to do is to get out of yo bed in the winter time 😖 
i think that espresso shot just fucked me looks like i'm awake till i go back to work d; lol 
why can't i ever sleep late anymore ? ? ? 😒 😩 
i feel like i've been hit by a ton of bricks #yikes 😒 
soo glad to be off that plane omg . 😣 
dropping red punch on the carpet <<< #fml 😑 😑 
i really really don't want to go to work today ? 😒 
USERNAME you said you don't trust my cooking 😒 i trying to be nice to you 
i don't see me falling in love with another guy like i did with my ex . ever . i was so in love .... smh 😣 
you insult me: i can handle it . you insult my best frien d: i'm going to break your face .” USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i tell you i have a boyfriend you still tryna squeeze ya way in 😑 
i hate that feeling in your stomach when you don't get enough sleep 😖 
USERNAME not sure where my humor came from though .... obviously you 😏 😏 😏 
i really really don't wanna go to work today ! 😒 
starbucks , then off to my sunday shift 😒 2oclock hurry upp 
successful people are not gifte d; they just work hard , then succeed on purpose . - g . k . nielson 
lmfao ... ew bro , ew . #tfwasyouthinkin ? ! 😖 😖 😂 😂 😂 
the fact that this kid was pretty much hitting on me<<<< seriously ? no . 😑 
it should be illegal to have to get up this early 😑 💤 
sing unto the lor d; for he hath done excellent things: this is known in all the earth 
i'm never drinking again😷 ... i now understand why i stopped partying all the time . #miserable #hungover 😖 
why does everyone call me on the late night when they are hammered ¿ ! ! ! #bootycall 😒 
why am i up at the crack of dawn heree ? d: 
i hate when people can retweet other people but not answer my text 😒 
USERNAME i know ! ! i was scare d: / 
ain't nobody messin with my mothafuckin clique 😏 hco's charity volleyball event🙌 #hollist @ santa monica pier URL 
porque no te puedo parar de pensar porque porque porquee 😣 😔 
today my party people were def it was a bit difficult to handle but i said , i got $4 >_< 
USERNAME some if us aren't lucky enough to have a sunday off . 😒 
#yfm bbq ... USERNAME & USERNAME on the grill ... this'll be my first meal today 😐 @ atlanta , ga URL 
i wanted to go , but i missed to many days in school already 😒 
that was the rudest and most pathetic thing you can post on instagram #disgusted 
amanda traveling tren d: boots/socks/jeans ! #totallynoncon @ minneapolis/st . paul international airport (msp) URL 
at work watching the boys play . frustrated as hell though . girls can really piss a guy off lol fuck it though . it is what it is . 😏 
“USERNAME axelro d: president has mandate to raise taxes URL via USERNAME axelrod and obama full of it ! 
da d: coochie apples ? what the fuck and coochie apples ? ! 
#picstitch gym flow 💪 😏 @ cary street gym URL 
brahh twitter name proves he's whipped ... 😏 ☺ 😁 hahaha too cute bro ... USERNAME 
i have money but damn so do you ! don't make me pay ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
a guy just farted while doing squats .... #odd #gross 
can you hear me now ? ? ? #lol #lolbucket #funnypics #bored #bodeguerolife #jaja @ m&m's deli and grocery store URL 
i just got my coffee and spilled it already 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah ask her why she keeps avoiding #brittana 😒 
drake thinks he can chew on my 50$ bra 😑 
USERNAME so like .. how old is he ? 😏 lmfaoo jk .. 
what if i see USERNAME at church ? xd #eww #lol 
getting in trouble for something you didn't do sucks 😒 
- if my cowboys lose w . o mike vick playin 😑 
USERNAME teacher john be like ' take out your materials an your reading log , wisdom sheet etc ... 😑 
USERNAME yeah it was like barely 50 degrees over there dx 
i can't believe i still haven't worn my high low skirt ....... i got it in may 😒 
i hope i don't run into this crazy nigga tonight 😒 
worst headache ever and still have to drive back to buffalo👎 😥 😩 😣 
out of all the people in the world , i chose to like you . don't know why and don't know how but it's you 😏 #forrealthough 
talking bout plans ... where tf bae at ? ! ? was supposed to be here already ugh 😑 
USERNAME good thing i don't make it obvious lol 😏 
i can smell your bullshitt a mile away ! ! 😒 
USERNAME all i said was ... its a good day :) looking forward to sharing all the details when im allowe d: ) 
USERNAME i just went on a liking spree of your instagram pics #sorrynotsorryy #whywouldyounot #bored 
whew i'm glad the saints won ... peace in the lan d: -) 
soo fucking frustrated and irritated today . don't want to be around anybody . 😡 😖 🔫 
i think my first love is the reason why i treat girls the way i do . lol i can't trust no girl 😏 
gonna be a really dumb question butt what what is #oomf ? ? ? 😐 
i try my hardest , but i guess you don't see it 😒 
redneck romeos and southern trash hoes ... theme for my birthday party ? i think yes 😏 
careena_dimaio we in here . 🙅👯 😏 @ caporella's italian restaurant URL 
cannot trust anyone these days , fake is becoming the new trend . 😒 
need thanksgiving break ! ! slowly starting to be so over school ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME i didn't know that was possible in your book ! but glad i could break the standard 😊 😏 
i really want to make a new picture collage but that requires me going to walmart and well .. we know how i feel about walmart 😏 
gonna be a really dumb question butt what is #oomf ? ? ? 😐 
i'm at simi valley 10 discount cinemas for diary of a wimpy ki d: dog days (simi valley , ca) URL 
it's so funny when someone is telling you a story and all your thinking is 'you're so full of shit' 😒 
high schoolers just talked , they only had 2 min each but they sure packed a lot into them ! - md #te dx ar #unthinkable #unexpected #unlimited 
why didnt they just say that then ? 😑 rt USERNAME so a cheese pizza URL 
i really don't wanna be at work right now . 😒 
i feel like i can't tell some of my closest friends certain things because they'll judge me and over react 😒 
i love that i got all cute and my plans were canceled . 😒 
brandi just confused the fuck outta me n gave me a headache 😒 
damn that sucks for #michaelvick 😒 man got a concussion before the half . hope nick foles can put in work for the rest of the game . 
only 30 bucks to fill up my car , wonder how long that will last 🙏😁 😏 😈 #wallmart #loveit 
#importantlifedecision leave two buttons unbuttoned ... or three just for the bitches ? 😏 three . always three 
should i add glitter to my nails or keep them plain 😐 
getting use to this being home on sundays thing is no fun 😒 
that's like the tenth time jess said i'm coming now today and she's still not here 😣 😠 
change of plans not working today ☺ 😏 lazy day 
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 🎶👌✌ 😏 
USERNAME sounds like something out of need for spee d: most wanted 
bro i'll like to keep a conversation with you but every time i text you saying hey you said hi i said what's up & then no text back . 😒 
i went to the game and literally saw like the last 30 seconds 😒 
wtf pest control comes tommaro ? guess that means i have to clean my room .. 😐 
i think i got a girl in mind that i wanna make mines 😏 
the creatures on pirates of the caribbean 😖 😖 😷 
USERNAME lol i guess i'll have to tune in ! maybe 😏 
why give me a gun & call me ms . moneypenny i liked me some bond 😏 
USERNAME hahaha i was kiddin you weirdo ! ! we don't have friends so i doubt we pawtyingg 2night 😖 
when is USERNAME going to realize that america's game of the week doesn't always have to be dallas ? #boring 
i think james has food poisoning from wendy's . #ew 
i hate being right handed ! >_< #can 't #paint #right #hand ! 
noone wants to let me dye my hair blonde 😒 😒 
USERNAME pick me up then duhh . nanny calls me more than you 😒 
i got no bandaids , so cotton ball and tape it is 😲 😐 
USERNAME i amm , gotta go tomorrow get that done .. for now they just gave me these pills that make me high 😏 😏 😏 lol 
my bby fell asleep on the sofa . >_< USERNAME 
USERNAME why are you telling me to express myself though ? d: 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME actually she's gonna be with me . cause i keep plans . 😏 
whoever says obviously do their homework on fridays or saturdays ... 😒 😩 
😑 bout to listen 🎧 2 me some kendrick lamar #bitchdontgivemyvibe 😤 
so no ones trying to go to mongo with me .. 😑 #weaksauce 
im so mad right now >.< just gunna blast my earphones & listen to music ? sounds good . 
i'll never understand why my dad gets so mad when i don't eat before practice 😒 
USERNAME why is there no middle finger emoji ? 😒 
that anxious/nervous feeling in the pit of your stomach .. i have a dentist appointment tomorrow 😁 😖 probably one of my biggest fears 
USERNAME hahaha sorry 😏 i could go for some chipotle though ! ! 
chillinn waiting for yanely to hurry up and eat so we can facetime in the shower 😑 👌 lol 
not sure how i feel about anecdotes about death and the afterlife @ #te dx ar . pure white light , tunnels , and seeing your soul leave ? #skeptic 
immature people fighting over a gas pump .. yes did my fighting of the day ! ! 😠 😒 #couldntstayquiet 
i hate my nose so damn much . 😒 😁 
bye for now toronto 😒 #illmissyou #homesweethome #helloktown @ royal bank plaza URL 
' she just made me mad 😑 bitch i don't want your bagels ! 
when your dad gives you his credit card to go shopping >>> 😏 👌💰 
aye i went up on three people and . scored a touchdown 😀 😃 😄 😊 😋 😎 😏 
USERNAME well the option still stands and you know where i stay so now , do what you gotta do mama 😏 
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USERNAME thanks for the rt . very kin d: ) 
USERNAME i almost compared the niners to the raiders ! ! hahaha but last tweet is not an excuse for the raiders losing 😏 
i guess as long as your happy .. i'm happy .. 😒 
got a call from bestfriend during sunday school & you know ihad to picc it up >.< aha . 
only in minnesota can we go from 75 degrees to 28 in less than twenty four hours . 😐 
im having the habit of smoking alot now >.< #depressing 
cheesesteak , sauce and onions 😏 @ pudge's cheese steaks & hoagies URL 
i really hate being compared to other people . . 😒 
USERNAME sounds goo d; cubed steak , hoppin johns , rice and gravy .. that's what i need in my belly .... 
da d: good her tongue needs a break . hahahah oh my god i can't stop laughing ! USERNAME :) 
USERNAME doesn't know what the notebook is ... i'm just .. dead .. i'm done ... 😒 🔫 
hate when my dad to watch his soccer games >.< 
i've pretty much blocked out my entire childhoo d: / 
weir d: the photo in my last tweet pushed from instagram but when i rechecked instagram it had failed to upload 
considering my phone is a phone , it isnt very smart .. 😒 
hope she's happy with her boyfriends ! ! cuz she missed out on a great guy ---------->me<-------😁 😏 
watching the best and the brightest with mom . awkwarrd ........ 😐 
USERNAME so are the niners , it's all good👎 😒 
thanksgiving break is next week . thanksgiving break is next week . thanksgiving break is next week . thanksgiving break is next week . 😑 
i need a massage ! i wish my boyfriend wasn't hunting 😒 👎 
USERNAME haha thanks man ! i'm about to start the long ass one right now >.< 
ain't it always ! ... too you it is ! >.< 
there isn't a day that goes by where USERNAME and i send each other a picture . #bffprobz 😏 
yes my grades are getting better ... except for spanish 3 .... >.< 
he decided to sleep on my bed 😑 haha URL 
USERNAME hmm i believe you sai d: so why you tripping 😏 
having your gallbladder out+eating cheap chinese foo d= never a good idea #sicksicksick 
dang , i shouldn't've washed my hair .. ion feel like greasing , flat ironing & wrapping it 😒 😕 😔 
the taylor swift cd doe , my girl knows how to make a good song 😏 
great clock management by andy reid 😒 😒 😒 fuckin dickhead 
ahh back in atlanta . back to these basic ass niggas . 😩 😒 
USERNAME i'm still at home for the weekend , so it must be someone else . #wompwomp #rude 
i remember i high school i would stash my weed in my altoids container 😏 🚬 
this tired ass show girl needs a drink then a nap 😑 😒 😴😪 URL 
young & flexin 😏 *shrugs* lol #devnation # 😶 #cute #like @ #devnation URL 
i need some chapstick , coffee and maybe a new brain . at this rate , i'll never finish this research paper . #keepfalligasleep #ihateschool 😒 
s/o to whitehouse chicken being slow as fucking molasses right now 😑 
i need sleep i can't go to work now 😣 😴 😱 
#2194 (USERNAME your account is pretty goo d: ) 8/10 x 
USERNAME can you stop please . i'm already mad at you for other things too ..... 😒 
its just the way the game is played its best that you just wait your turn . 😏 
USERNAME haha i literally was on your name to text you until like i checked my calendar to make sure it was and it wasn't .. 😑 😑 
i'd rather see their personal problems on facebook than pictures of your skanky-self with tits and vagina hanging out . #sluts #gross #shutup 
there's some 40 year old woman on the train wearing a shirt that says #ew 
i got a thing for you , but it ain't no secret 😏 
when i'm sick the puddle if drool produced during my nap suddenly turns into a pond . #gross #wetcheeck 
USERNAME USERNAME haha that's a good joke ! i was in the zone ! 😏 
no i don't like you , i just thought you were cool enough to kick it . 🎶🎶 😏 
she didn’t tell me she was in royal oak lastnight 😒 😒 
USERNAME lmao . get out with your anti-anytypeofcuteassrelation type shit . 😏 
' pussy wipe niggas , that's that shit i don't like 😎 😤 😑 
dogs do something cute . *goes and gets camera* dogs stop immediately . 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME omg yes . no one understands how it's motivation ! they just think i'm creepy . 😒 
my mom texts like a 10 year old . 😒 #soannoying 
USERNAME is this the famous shelby shaw 😏 ha miss you bfsf 
USERNAME i know you're lying , so stop alexa 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME wait i'm obsessed with him ... we have good taste in the men we choose huh 😏 
USERNAME i almost gagged watching him on red tails . every scene i was like 😒 really ? 
studying the tea of the night at work . 😐 
cannot wait to be home . i don't need a stupid swipe card to eat or do laundry 😒 
ok a little more renewed faith in myself and #wwe13 i've been moving through this # dx storyline quickly 
prophet (saw) sai d: “there are indeed people who boast of their dead ancestors , but in the sight of allah they are .. 
i'm at the little mermai d: ariel's undersea adventure (anaheim , ca) w/ 3 others URL 
USERNAME USERNAME why can't you guys just get along 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 
everytime i doze off , i end up waking right back up 😒 
i dread tomorrow , and the next three months so much more than i can tell you 😣 
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all these girls sitting at this table are all on instagram 😒 wow . 
maybe just maybe i might go home this upcoming weekend ? ! 😏 
definitely pulling out my walker at least for now . my right leg's just dead . no balance + icy groun d= me w/ broken leg #todayisgoingtosuck 
you gonna talk to that ugly bitch when i'm right here ? haha #ew 
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life's a bitch & then you die ! #yolo 😑 
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both my bestfriends moved & left me hanging d; USERNAME & USERNAME 
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u talk to them all day and can’t even hold a five min convo wit me smh ur priorities are in check for sure 😒 
USERNAME bet if i don't , then you get 15 punches for everyday you don't show up . it's on like donkey kong bitchh 😏 
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my dad takes longer than a girl to get ready 😒 
#llama #run #flying #dontgiveafuck #funnypictures #crazy #bored #nothingtodo #brother @ park lake apartments URL 
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i'll never forget the party when kaylie carried around a lit cigarette the whole time ; she swore it made her look cool ! :d #eww 
uugghh mice running around home depot like crazy outside ! ! #nasty 
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USERNAME the door will be open just make sure i dont go back to sleep cuss ive been really lazy to get up lately >.< 
i wanna do something tonight buut there's nothing to do 😒 
some of these hoes need to keep their legs close 😖 
USERNAME lol oh btw verna is being a bitch to me now . 😒 
left my fucken asics at the hotel in la . 😐 
cant wait to be done with college english . these essays kick my ass weekly . their all my sundays ever consist of ... along with work 😒 📝 
my mom just told me i should become a professional baker , i think that is her way of telling me she thinks i'm stupid . 😑 
i've been sober all day so i'm kinda stressed >.< 
did my mom really just make brownie pie 😳 😋 😏 #shekillingme 
USERNAME i'm medicated lol i can get you that dank straight from the dispensaries 15$ a g aha like i said 😏 
te dx america riviera at the bacara santa barbara: fabulous ! ! moi riverra and b willing james musical acts + judith orloff , shelley kelley ... 
really wish resnet was working . #cantstudy #nointernet #notgood 😡 😒 
USERNAME that is cool ! how about drag queen diana ? 😏 
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well considering i didn't have a normal beach week , this summer is going to success . 😏 
for all you complaining about not having tomorrow off , would you rather go in next monday or have a full week off for break ? thanks , 😏 😒 
3 more months and my car will be ready .. feels like a long time 😑 
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definitely watching the notebook special edition tonight ! ! >.< 
USERNAME ugh they just be waitin for females to walk by 😒 evn when they so me speed walkin they're like 😑 
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USERNAME yall ainn got no life 😒 with that voicemail 
. i've been aa' bitch all day 😒 idcc tho 
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spotte d: von dutch trucker hat , which reminds us that we should never forget the sins of our past . 
& this is exactly why i don't like people . this stuff right here . 😒 
why must i always be the first to everything ? ! #bored 
crazy fact , i am currently older than i was when i typed this tweet . #whoa . your min d= blown 
USERNAME i tweeted u to tell u i didnt caree 😑 
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the people who sing at my church ..... 😖 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME sa d: ( i will deffinately have the outside if the house decorated before turkey day ! 
USERNAME lol i'm complaining cuz i always have to clean my house by myself cuz of football 😒 once football is over it'll be basketball 
USERNAME i was sleep i'm up now but still 😒 
was sledding , just having a good time till tash goes and pees on herself hahahah #yuck #bitchpeedinmysled #bigkids #dontcuurre 
i'm such a neat freak & my roommate is the opposite 😒 
the i-96 shooter graduated from msu ... lol he was probably in lyman briggs 😒 
USERNAME maybe it's just a mom thing cuz i've done it 😳 😁 😮 😏 
haven’t txt her all day nd idk why … 😒 
i'm afraid tht someone out there is seeing everything i do through my phones camera >.< 
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twisting my hair . got baby dreads all over #bored 
USERNAME i've had those nights a couple times 😣 was it worth it though is always the question lol 
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baking challenge accepte d: martha stewart's salted-caramel six-layer chocolate cake ! only the best for USERNAME and USERNAME 
USERNAME luckily you can just take one bus ? >.< ee 
USERNAME oh . 😐 lol good ! ! better not ! ! (: 
if you delete your picture because you get no likes your insecure 😑 it's not about what others think . if you like . love it . 
had to keep my promise if nt i would stii b home layin dwn 😑 
USERNAME i knw damn well u ain't just getting a twitter ! ! ! ! 😑 
well considering i didn't have a normal beach week , this summer is going to be succsess . 😏 
USERNAME i knoww but halo 4 is on xbox . d: 
i'm fine now USERNAME he got the hint to stop texting me . 😒 tf ! 
restaurant and retail work have caused me to really hate people #rude 
USERNAME well he won 15 off me lastnight ... 😒 but i came back ! :) 
✨🌟💫 😑 💫🌟✨ we all see stars when stand up to fast 
panamera blanco con aros blancos ? ? ? one wor d: :: cafree ! 
haven't ben on heree in a minute . 😐 😔 
jason sudekis has become really good looking . 😏 #howyoudoin 
we saw this bald head in our picture . USERNAME #notokay #gross URL 
my hasn't even asked how my vacation is going ...... 😒 USERNAME 
i don't like being around most people when they eat . #ew 
USERNAME ohh you're hilarious ... 😒 because i actually am #butthole 
my dumbass almost left my phone in the store lmfao 😣 
USERNAME it's ridiculous and then on top of that they be like other than my grandpa 😒 
i need a guy who actually likes to do fun things . not one who sits around and does nothing all day . #boring 
if a guy really likes you he'll drop all the hoes . ex's , sidelines , groupies , and focus on you even if y'all arnt in a relationship 😒 
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out of any place in nola we coulda stopped . they pick waffle house 😑 
my daddy : i really don't feel like moving this car ! ! me: can i move it ! ! ! ? my daddy: hell to the mothafuckin nah ! me: 😂 😑 👎 😒 
USERNAME that's disgusting . thank you for ruining emoticons for me . 😐 
thanks , twitter , but i do not want to see any promoted tweets from jim beam on my timeline .. 😖 #badmemories 
don't know if my dad was impressed with his pizza , i definitely wasn't #shitfood #ew #ugly #wasteofp URL 
females be sneaking dissing the shit out they friends on these social networks 😒 
i'm at union station amtrak (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 4 others URL 
USERNAME did you enjoy my angry tweet ? ! d:< 
USERNAME it's ridiculous and then on top of that they be looking older than my grandpa . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah it would make sense but it doesn't because i don't work at starbucks 😒 
yay i get to watch my niece by myself 😒 not cool 
i like how my friends think i don't read books . and when i tell them i do they just laugh at me 😐 
my 45 min power nap turned into a 4 hr nap . 😐 
i love how everyone notices i'm not wearing makeup 😒 
talking with your mouth full and having siri text the wrong number < #oops . 😐 
USERNAME i don't know what it is calle d: ( 
one day i won't be in college anymore .. this shit is seriously like prison .. 2 years down on a 4 year sentence .. maybe 7 😶 😑 
USERNAME d; i did no such thing ! fue estupid ! 
mommy ask me what i was going home to cook .. i'm my mind i'm thinking she gon cook .. 😣 😣 
asked my mom for a wand , she says 😒 
is my mama gon do my hair ? ? ? ! ! ? she playinn ! fuck ! 😕 😑 😐 
watching the vow , lonely then a bitch . 😞 😒 
i love just looking outside my window seeing the wind push weird ass shit into my lawn . 😒 
USERNAME stop picking your nose in public #disgusting USERNAME USERNAME 
soo oomf texted me .. i replied ... they didn't reply 😑 that's that shit 
why would you smear cracker & cheese on my face ? it's up my nose ! >.< 
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so true , i'm spoiled and proud of it ! 😏 USERNAME URL 
USERNAME i ain't scared of your pictures bring it on 😏 . the videos are priceless though 
i did ? ? ? ? ? hmm yeah ok ! >_< 
all of my apps are so enticing when im sitting here tryin to do statistics . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME this guy is like bon d: - i don't count him out at all . till the fat lady tweets . 
you already mad me mad twice today & you pushin on the third . go away . 😒 
i always use the handicap bathroom at work it's more room #judgeme 😏 
USERNAME oh god , i had apparently repressed that particular memory . >_< 
USERNAME USERNAME well we didn't want to call you out in front of everyone 😏 
USERNAME #fuckschool #hateit #lestweforget #ifwedate #hugedaddysgirl #thatwouldbenice #leggo #dontcare #athleteswag 
#oomf lowkey lied about having a girlfriend >.< lol twitter tells it all . 
i've seen a lot of people spell avocado , avacado . 😑 😑 😑 
the type of music i'm listening to is going to kill my mood . 👋 😒 
can't fade any team from texas . ugh . 😒 it's alright dc 
USERNAME ayee i got these dolla bills for you ! ! >.< 
lol ... i was kidding about having a daughter 😒 . 
i think it's time for a creed reunion . ladies ? 😏 
he takes care if me like a don is supposed to . 😏 
USERNAME bitch you know you seen me call yo binky head ass >.< 
jordan is making me mad but yet im still laughing 😒 
ok really no i would not like to play farmville or car town or pet city or any of that shit 😒 #facebookprobs 
USERNAME for that private reserve ;) and we could always match 😏 
oh . 😑 that is me right now . that face is the summary of my life . 
three truths i've learne d: 1. the cake is a lie . 2. hot girls play soccer . 3. canadians love bass music . 
i wish harris dining hall would have a variety in their food choices . 😒 
i think i'm just guna watch tv and eat ice cream or something #bored 
some hood ass broke ass crusty nigga try to at me then walk in the store talkin about can you buy me something 😒 ✌ 
cleaning my room ..... that was hit by a tornado 😒 
now this was a breakfast ! #yum #p dx @ roost URL 
f& d: savannah international clean energy conference opened this afternoon at USERNAME URL URL 
lifetime movies will complete my lonely evening . since my parents think it's cute to go out without me . 😒 😔 
when my sister and my mom make me sit in the middle of them >.< 
i haven't eaten since this time yesterday and i've slept all day today . being sick is so much fun 😷😩 😣 
when you are in a tough relationship .... don't tell your friends .. ( they will embarrass you) 😒 
USERNAME exacto & se evita al leon q es el mas fuerte ! hahehihohu , me rio de nevrios d: 
USERNAME she deserved it ! bugs in her sandwhich 😏 🐛🐝🐜🐞 
#te dx ar ... i think that's why i take pictures , forces you to focus on one thing long enough to re-create it as a memory 
i'm so angry right now that i done made myself sick 😣 😷 
i've been steadily baking and cleaning for the past 4 hours .. i need a little nap >.< 
i don't think forgiveness is earne d; i think it's given . 
USERNAME lmao i know who this tweet is about 😏 
white girl wednesday and snow bunny sunday ... ? 😒 white people get everything . 
i wish i could wear dresses to school 😒 #tallgirlprobz #tooshort #dresscode 
i can't be around negative people , sorry ! 😏 
i gotta headache . only plausible explanation is doing chem lab . 😣 😫 
i just wanna go to my hotel , get cute & turn the fuck up on bourbon street ! 👏 😏 😁🍺💃 
shoutout to USERNAME for soo many memories ! ! your really pretty && cool . remember my incident on your porch ... ? 😏 lol 
hit me tho text welcome ! #devnation #bored #voicenumber #like #justdoit @ #devnation URL 
did some shit today that would blow yer min d: ) 
extra bore dx 2 need someone to talk to lol , someone hmu ., #justatthecrib 
USERNAME are you sure about that ? ? # 😏 
maadres ! me va a explotar la cabeza ! ! 😣 
i'm single , and im not changing that for a while 😒 
don't ya wish your girlfriend was your neighbor like mine . 😏 
USERNAME i'll say it . carnegie is kind of a stud . or a lot of one . 😏 #menwhobuiltamerica 
looks like he's sleep dvo d8 8 dj4088 @ sushi 101 URL 
USERNAME ill have to tell you about this little assholes recent escapades 😒 
my head is hurtingg . >.< . . . ughh . 
USERNAME best see u on that young ig in a dress 🙇 😏 
USERNAME >_< you ah strag ! punk ass : ) ! ! ! 
#thefckery >_< & it was like 3 cop cars behind us . URL 
i ate like four pieces of chicken today . i'm such a fat ass >_< 
does my brother think i shit 💰💰💵 or something ? 😒 
something went down at the downtown p dx store ... they'll be pressing charges against someone . USERNAME 
#confessionnight , i'm annoyed with my mom atm .. >.< 
nice blown defensive cowboys why don't you leave them wide open all the time ? 😑 
USERNAME yeahh >.< how you know llab ! 😂 😲 
dads are gone , time for me to do the sunday cleaning 😑 
the nurses name is mary jane . ctfu ! 😏 
don't ask questions to the things you don't wanna know 😏 
walking dead tonight . ? ! omg last episode was like so intense . >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm coming too ! d: 
kaye d: fuck you jus called me jawn ? ! 
#picstitch i'm conceited but successful right to be , work hard for this #bored #boxing #tatted #gym (cont) URL 
i could go for some free ice cream tonight USERNAME 😒 
a mexican and his stoner mexican friends came through my line and asked me on a date ... 😖 
my reputation follows me around , just makes me wanna give 'em more to talk about 😏 #np #mirandalambert 
the drive from baton rouge to dallas is #boring at least my tigers won . #geauxtigers URL 
i would be the one to miss my flight 😏 
all these bitches are soo fake . i shoulda known lol . going into my little rock again 😒 
USERNAME that's not good . i figured out what i want for my next tattoo , but i need someone to draw it up . >.< 
jordan thomas is getting chipolte right now & i might just kill him . 😒 
my bruh had his ass crack out and all of that >.< 
have no idea how i got through work today , like my voice is shot . won’t be talking for about a week . y’all are lucky 😒 
just bagged for phil for an hour & i'm not even a bagger #eww 
moms trying to shove rice crispy treats down my throat 😒 
#confessionnight i don't care i don't care ! .... ok maybe just a little 😒 
USERNAME i think i know who you're talking about and i don't even go there anymore . haha . 😑 
USERNAME fuu im enrolled in it next semester ! ! ! who do you have it with ! ! 😖 
what's there to do in the auc tonight . 😒 prolly nuthin . 
USERNAME lord , forgive josh , for he knows not what he does 🙏 😖 
my car got towed . fun for me ! 😐 
not gonna even bother watching or tuning in the #jetsvsseahawks game . what's the point , jets sucks 😒 
USERNAME no i'm super hungry-.- i was just thinking the same thing ... 😏 
i don't want to go back to choctaw . 😒 
new wor d: r . i . p means romney isn't president . 
gucci taking shots at mad ppl but nobody really take his ass serious . what grown man get a tattoo on there face doe 😒 
it looks like they're gonna have a good drive and then they end up punting it . 😐 
😒 hoes don't be knowing they place these days that's why i no longer fuck with em . ✋ 
USERNAME 😯 really ? 😏 that's how you feeling ? 😐 lmao 
“USERNAME daniel craig thinks there will never be a gay james bon d; naomie harris wants a female bond URL pick me ! 
i'm not gonna ask because i'm going to hear the same answer . it's just irritating 😒 
USERNAME you need to apologize to joey logano . that was disgusting by bowyer . #moronic #disgusted 
no possible way u can live in a hispanic household & not eat tortillas ! smh .. ima be sorry tmrw when i weigh myself ! 😒 😕 👎 
oh sweet merciful let these boots be in stock 😖 
#shesakeeperif she give you massages when you ask for them 😏 ☺ 
colin kaepernick is over here throwing to invisible receivers 😑 
i don't care about football lol , college basketball is here 🎓🏀 😏 
who's idea was it to have children ? 😒 🔫 
my depression has gotten so bad in the past month . #backonmymedsagain 😑 
besides going out .. probably one of the shittiest weeks of my life 😐 🔫 
s/o to the people who came and visited me at work , lol jk no one came and visited me really #boring #myfeethurt 
i have nothing to do tonight #bored i blame USERNAME 😁 
okay i know it was a nice day out today .. but my mexican neighbors can stop blaring their mexican fiesta music any minute now ... 🎧🎉 😑 
USERNAME lol nah you just need all the practice you can get 😏 
uhh , i took off my makeup ? 😣 #rude #thanksmom 
USERNAME hahaha i got the insurance and what not , but by fixing them it would probably take more than a month 😒 
back on this side of town . snellville . 😒 
i really dig that i don't have to wear socks anymore #vibrams 😏 😎 
USERNAME i know ! maybe we're just too cute to handle 😏 
you use to be the shit but now you ain't shit bitch 😒 👎 
USERNAME you would have whataburger 😏 i'm about to go to pluckers ! 
i hate knowing this might be my great grandmoms last thanksgiving 😒 
shoutoutt to USERNAME 'cause he thinks i want the d d; 
#reasonswhyihatethegrove the fire alarm goes off for no reason as i'm watching tv #hateit 
USERNAME i fucking hope not . >.< i have my interview tomorrow so we'll see . i'm not stayin though . #foh 
“USERNAME romney sabotage d: it is destiny that jeb bush will be our 45th president . URL ha ! more bushblame from right ! 
everybody gone .. i guess ill unpack the rest of this shit #bored 
tuesdays gunna suck #midterm #test #whensbreak ? 😒 😡 😔 
some people are like clouds ... when they disappear , it's a brighter day 😏 
lol at the things USERNAME says to me 😏 😏 😏 
ugh why do i feel nauseated ? ! jus came out of nowhere ! 😖 
USERNAME nothing ! i wanna be a sophomore this year . but noo my birthday had to be 10 days past the cut off date ! 😒 
#bored . what do you call #happyhour on a sunday ? whatever the fuck it is let's go do it now . @ boredomville URL 
' i love my panda bear ! i really miss her 😏 
USERNAME i have no idea , i think so 😑 
why is it so hard to go christmas shopping for a 3 year old and a 1 year old #hateit 
of course i'd get here 4 minutes late and have to wait an hour ! 😒 🔫 
not with my mom and my aunt talking over my fucking movie 😒 
is traffic really going 40 right now ? ... it's rain not a flood . come on people 😒 😠 😡 
USERNAME i am in miami ! wish you were here . 😒 i wont be back in chicago until jan . see you in la ! #hoodrat 
USERNAME it will ima get skeed and say fuck dat shit 😏 💨☁ 
i feel über lazy at work no lie i'm super sleepy 😑 
finished three architecture reports , now to spanish and chem and algebra 😒 😔 
clean room✔ laundry✔ learning cheer dance✔ workout✔ math homework 😒 
when USERNAME tells everyone all my dumb moments ... 😼 
rotary phone ! #thepain #vintage #phone #p dx #peculiarium @ the peculiarium URL 
cindy sherman #p dx #meta @ portland art museum URL 
mt: odds in favor of a new supreme court justice in obama's second term . i hope another woman is considere d: URL 
da d: oh tell her we aren't home . hahah 
soo happy to be home from work just to come home and do more work . 😒 
USERNAME i hate questioning if someone is a stud or not . shit irks >.< 
someone told me i'm gorgeous today , but later i found out they were beyond drunk . #mylife #awesome 😐 
my water diet starts today ! ! 😑 😒 yay me ! ! no coke for a whole week ! 😔 
i was being nice , i didn't do it to get all this now 😒 
oh man i skip one day of working out and i definitely pay the next day ! 😖 
i hate being fuckin in my emotions all the time .. fiendin for a big fat blunt >.< 
fresh out da shower ... feeling gu d: -) .... ravens nation 
sheesh , it's only 6 o'clock and its dark as fuck ! 😐 
USERNAME hahahahaha ! forreal ! i'm so excited for your birthday ! probs almost as much as you ! 😏 
USERNAME if you don't go , i'm taking you syd . i'm worrie d; (. 
USERNAME i did the gobbler today . omg 😖 💪 haha and got a new job at zumiez wbu 
USERNAME did you make it to #tjmaxx grand opening ? ? i didn't 😏 
USERNAME hahaha i can see max trying to play with her >.< and flower will get use to her don't worry ! 
i havent text or called him in two days >_< think imma call him tonight ;) 
USERNAME noo *cries* i just wanted to know why ? ? ? ? ! ! dx 
i can't go , gotta feed my unicorn 😏 #excuses 
the fact that i know i have to get my blood drawn tomorrow makes me nervous ... #hateit 😩 💉 
so many people 18 and up that still act like middle school aged children who spend their time creating/worrying about drama . #disgusting 
USERNAME USERNAME wow . >.< i aint mean to mention you -_- it was a general tweet . 
wooww ! i take back every thing i fucking said >.< 
why is it that everybody hates sunday , oh wait i remember ... monday is tomorrow 😑 🔫🔪 
USERNAME tell me about it 😒 بس انا مع نظام طنش تعش تنتعش 👊 
#boredom waiting to be seated . 😑 @ olive garden URL 
“USERNAME tag a famous celebrity on twitter that you've always wished you could hook up with" USERNAME yes pleease 😏 #sexyasfuck 
you shouldn't even have a twitter if all you use it for is to nibshit in things that don't concern you ✋ 😒 
i'm watching the vow . because im one sad muthafucker . 😐 
hoping it magically turns alive ... it's blue ); had the stupid fish for over 2 years >.< wth . 
USERNAME i love you too baby :) long distance is so har d; ) 
all night USERNAME was sayin , but slowed down everytime one came around . okay playa , you bad 😒 
the teen press surrendering to a photo with dr . judith orloff #te dx ar --dtl URL 
i was gonna get hype for black friday but now i'm like 😒 towards it 
USERNAME stats in the 2n d: 5 pts , 2 reb , 1 chg , 1/1 ft 
is this the point where we praise foles for his leadership ability . grabbed o-line helmets and sai d: protect me , i'll get us a w ? maybe 
funny when you see your bestfriend at victorias secret and hes a boy >.< 
USERNAME good site , but my ipad is worth $90, apparently . d: 
i've been accidentally listening to a christian playlist for the past 40 minutes . 😒 🔫 
USERNAME oh so i turn you on ? 😏 #knewit #allalong #caughtyou 
#healthcare #job in #silverspring , m d: operations manager home therapies at fresenius medical care URL #jobs 
not going home till late .... hmm ... what to do 😏 
my tongue hurts so bad ): biting your tongue <<<<<<<<<<<< 😒 😔 
USERNAME USERNAME wahh i wish you were paying with us too ! ! ! 😼 
USERNAME excuse me ? i don't even know you 😐 
girls that one night stand you .... ook then .. 😐 
let me not laugh cause with my luck ill get pulled over tomorrow 😏 
damn i took a long ass shower got out ........... , and millz still ain't here tf yo ! ? ! ? lol . 😒 😁 
laying next to you . that's where i wanna be ... 😏 
his sexcii ass in a new lexus . i see u dave 😏 👈 URL 
#itbelikedat #bdl rt USERNAME good to know USERNAME only wants to be bff's again when his gym membership expires 😒 
my car smells funny . we need some febreze up in this bitch . 🚘 😖 👎 
waking up for school :( -_-) .. waking up on a weeken d: \\( 'o' )/ 
memo to worl d: don't denigrate white male voters too much . we cast 36 million votes for #obama . we may be useful for a few more elections . 
with the amount of awkward encounters i have on a regular basis , i'm at high risk for a heart attack 👎 😒 
USERNAME takes a picture uploads it to facebook caption says *twerking on da wall doee 😏 * 
it takes a lot of courage to admit you're scare d; it takes a lot of strength to admit you're weak . 
had a bad experience with hardee's when i was little so i never eat there . my megabus stopped at one . ate one bite , nothing's changed #yuck 
i'm going bk to sleep 😪 😭 😩 😞 😣 
im uses to him not replying to my texts 😒 
USERNAME yeah , she's cute ! ... no dora . d: 
USERNAME alright (: i just hope it isn't cold d; 
USERNAME cause 'hey' is boring & 'heyy' sounds like i'm desperate or sumthinn . d; 
i don't call anyone baby so if i call you that your lucky 😏 
anyone can make kool ai d; but , is it good ? ? 
lmao ! he pinned lebron and then missed a layup ! 😂 😏 smdh 
i'm getting the cold shoulder from everyone today seems like 😒 😞 😕 😔 
this is my kinda sunday funday 😏 @ fat tuesday URL 
#beach #seaside #p dx #oregon #cold @ seaside beach URL 
USERNAME oh excuse i sometimes forget rodents need love too . my apologizes . 😒 
more #glasses . #gpoy #me #bored #work @ kinkead's URL 
USERNAME oh i love the sound of that 😏 , and november 21st or 20th 
love that my nieces are making fun of my laugh right now . 😑 
USERNAME it most definitely is not ... just setting girls up for unrealistic dreams #rude 
somebody come save me from my homework and entertain me #bored 😞 
>.< im sick and it feels like its getting worser every day . . . stupid cold ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME dang i forgot about them #fuck oh well i guess you got em ... 😒 haha #dang 
USERNAME USERNAME i can't get slither out of my head . #disgusting 
USERNAME whaat ! ? cx i'm scared of contacts . dx 
people always say family before friends . lol my family is shady as fuck 😒 
so i'm a bad kid according to USERNAME .. 😌 😑 😶 
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online shopping with #oomf credit card . should have answered me 😏 
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USERNAME i said #jk ! loser ! can't take a joke ? 😒 
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nick on a video game commercial when the rating was announced at the en d: 
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saying goodbye to this cutie . 😔 😕 😐 URL 
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woke up from that little nap with such a huge headache , 😣 😣 .. idk how that possibly works ! 
andy rei d: we need to do a better job . well he has not fixed any of the things that have cost them games this year #timetogo #eagles 
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*back in the day* me :d ont let go ! frien d: i have to ! me:no ! i can save you ! frien d: dont forget about me ! me:noo ! ! ! *friend goes down slide* 
and she thinks after we get married there will be no sex 😏 
buh his ass stuck at wrk 😒 😒 😒 😒 
some people just don't have an off button to their stupidity . >_< 
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awkward text asking if i'll be bringing anybody home for thanksgiving 😒 #notthisyear 
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using my ipod for the first time in like a year #hateit 
USERNAME i'd have to be one starving person to eat them 😏 
it's just goina be one of those nights where you can't get em off your min d: / 
i was having a good day until i tuned into this fucking game 😒 
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i'm just saying , you could do better . 😏 
where is my appetite today .. every smell is making me nauseous 😣 #firsttrimesterflashbacks 
thought i was gone see some crazy ass movies , instead i got christmas ass movies 😒 
just found out that the beaches in the dominican republic are all topless beaches #eww #great 
people that are so full of themselves . take a fuckin seat . 😒 <<< 
hope the eagles lose so i can laugh in my brothers face again 😏 #notsorry #bitchprobz 
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#confessionnight - #oomf gets on my nerves with the drunk calls/texts . 😑 
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that awesome effing moment when my car dies in the middle of sufu . don't worry everyone , it's just me . 😒 🔫 
relate d: at what point will the term lose all of its meaning ? 
i don't ever like anyone until i get jealous over something . 😒 #whyy 
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.... 😒 no ali , it's my nose piercing . 
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sometime i be lien when i tell females they cute 😒 
i hate going to school because one of my teachers completely creeps me out . 😒 
at one point everyone gets tired of the same ole stuff 😒 😔 
i turn the channel to mtv and i saw one of the best moms in the worl d: jenelles mom 
i don't even want to do anything all week . i feel like this headache won't go away . 😣 
i just noticed they have emojis for gay people but yet they have no emojis for us negros ...... 😖 
all these love movies makes me realize how non-existent my love-life is . 😑 #singlegirlprobzz 
least i get to watch the last quarter 😏 🏈 #cowboysnation 
text me . i seriously need some numbers . 229-292-3936 #hmu #bored 
walking around half naked . #nbd #homealone #bra #underwear #blanket #movies #textme #bored 
USERNAME USERNAME 😒 i'm sure you thought that was fucking hilarious . 
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getting accused of doing something you never did , you're supposed to trust me , remember ? #sweet #whatever 😒 
when i get that feeling ... i want sexual healingg . 😏 
this drive back tho .. i'm not looking forward to it 😐 
still can't believe the giants lost to cincinnati 😒 😒 #whaattheef 
yay dinner by myself tonight 😃 it's sad how use to this i am ... 😒 
shit is gonna get real w me & #oomf >.< 
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if dallas score again im turning the game off 😒 
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#bemyboyfriend if i like your personality & you're cute . 😏 
whether your having a rough day , relaxing , dressed up , mad , sad , crying , chill , happy , glowing , or naked your still beautiful every way . 😏 
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ok - snl satire or not , i don't like waiting 30 seconds every time i go to my twitter (even when app is in up) on my iphone ... #hateit 
there hasn't been a day where i haven't had a headache 😒 
too siced for these thanksgiving weekend parties next weeken d: ) #partygirlproblems 
sprint snitched on me lol , called my dad and told him i tried to get into the account 😒 😒 😒 
i now have a contact high and lung cancer #gross #claustrophobic #nasty 
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this is the best time of the year ... besides my birthday ! ! 😏 
USERNAME it's alright ! ! i don't think i'll be there friday . doctors appt 😒 #stupidknee 
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no time for new anything , no new niggas , nothing . i don't fuck with anyone anymore new or old . 👋 😒 
at target window shopping xd #target #shopping #friends #fun #sunglasses #bored #asian @ target URL 
lisa .... wtf 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 #no 
damn tomorrows a c day . i hate c dayss 😒 
i know i didn't just read USERNAME say my team sucks 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME *awkward* 😐 😐 😐 😐 kidding kidding ! 
i'm getting geared up for another walking dea d: ) #staycalm &killzombies 
it's been a great weeken d: my son was born healthy , me & my girlfriend are closer than ever , and the cowboys won :) 
wish my friends could stay over everyday so i'm not alone during the week ! 😒 #hurryweekend #bored #alone 
i can thank USERNAME for those last 8 tweets or so ... 😒 
when i chew gum it always gets stuck to my tounge ring >.< #neverfails 
this is driving me insane ! ! ! ! 😣 😖 
forgot my phone and laptop charger in lancaster 😑 😣 
i fucking hate to see ken ken ride past my house ! 😒 
USERNAME alright , if you say so ! 😳 😏 
ive definitely had a lazy sunday today . #loveit 😴 😑 
just going to go run my ass of at the gym . #bored 😊 
it feels like its so late 😒 i hate it ! 
had a nice nap until i woke up with USERNAME taking pictures of me . #rude 
USERNAME how about some USERNAME #feedthedada ? 4 more hours back to #p dx 
i remember being excited to get my license and whip . now i hate driving everywhere 😒 
USERNAME and you didn't take me ? you know i love him lol #rude haha 
don't push me cuz i'm close too the ......... naww i just don't like to be pushed 😒 
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USERNAME haha right ? i was listening to tu sonrisa by elvis crespo to wake up my latina side hahaha >.< 
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USERNAME lololololol ! ! ! you should come over and we can celebrate lights 😏 
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USERNAME taking too long of a dump 😒 😒 😒 
da d: we should take you home now so you can get ready for your hot dates tonight . 
omg is it just my brother that tries to spit funny lines and feel like he's rapping ? oop ! only if he knows how much headache i get from it 😣 
so happy the fam is home .. the house was way too quiet 😣 
leave it to me to have anxiety over owning too many video games ... d: 
ridin in this car with my mother and aunt is going painfully slow .... 😣 🔫 cc: USERNAME 
USERNAME it's a long one ! 4 goddamn hours .. 😒 
i would look you in your eyes .. but i dont know which one to look at >.< 
i want someone who perfect just for me and will put up with my stubborn ass . 😏 
aw i can't wait to see my boy ..... oh wait 😳 😑 😔 
USERNAME ditto ... as soon as it gets dark out , i'm ready for be d; ) haha 
i know i did not just pass USERNAME ! outside chilling and shiit , 😑 
USERNAME i can't . i'm from macon . we're not about that life . 😖 
andd even i did have school ill still have to work 😖 
this movie's about to make me cry , i just knoww it 😒 
i don't have that ! the notebook is on abc family ! 😒 
dear future boyfriend , can you get me co d: black ops ? i swear i'll let you play ! 
USERNAME youu know u do everytime except like 2 lol✋ 😒 
that moment when you wake up and nobody is home . #allalone 😔 😣 
i wish lamicheal james was playing 😒 wanna see what he can do ! 
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USERNAME please don't ! ! ! i'm pretty sure that'll hurt 😖 lol 
only would kids get in a fight at mcdonald's ... USERNAME USERNAME #nasty 
rei d: i take full responsibility . we're going to get it right . 
i want a nicer vehicle but i don't want a car .. so a newer gas hog truck it is ? 😏 
wow cool my lock button is officially broken . 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME wow . shout out for being taken and canceling our date . #effyou #ew #dontfollow 
when a 14 year old lectures me about waiting until the last minute to do my homework . 😒 
why is my boyfriend trying to make me eat frog legs ? #ew 
warmer night tonight . the steady rain ends by monday afternoon . highs will be near 52. tues-thurs , will be mainly dry . #p dx tst 
USERNAME oh you're welcome 😏 those were some great pics what can i say i'm a photographer 
def got the poodle hair going on right now .. thanks new perm . 😒 
tweet me and i'll respond with a derpy selfie #bored 
bitches be like suck my dick ... you ain't got no damn dick hoe . suck my dick😤 😑 😏 
soo i totally caved ... i have a hair appointment tomorrow @ 11am 😏 🙆💆 
i wish i was the kind of person who didn't care , but no i'm the one who cares to much 😒 
the amount of vocabulary you have to know for psychology<<< 😣 #myohmy 
damn >_< dis bxtch was rushing me n i ddnt order wt i wanted fuck fuck fuck 
so he will probably be looking for a new job come monday ... 6 missed field goals in one season 😒 😒 #smh 
dude . what the fuck was that ! ! ! ! ! ! ? \( >.< )/ 
erick is not mexican he doesn't know what champurrado is and has never had ceviche ._. d: its offical hes asian USERNAME 
i'm actually excited for the wrestling tournament saturday but i don't know why 😏 
things ibwull never understan d: why does it take ppl 10 min to order literally a burger 
these are a few of my favorite things #vintage #fur #instafashion #fashiongram #shopp dx @ buffalo exchange URL 
USERNAME lolol what happened to her not wanting me over there all the time ? d; 
i just want it to be summer so i can buy a bike 😒 
from what i hear .. i'm not too bad at doing impersonations 😏 
USERNAME totally agree , except for the princess lifestyle part 😏 
s/o to USERNAME for always giving me advice and being a fun person to being around , and for trying out for diving 😏 
ive never felt so scared before .. until now . d: 
why text me in the first place if you aren't going to respond when text you back ? ! 😒 😒 😠 
ima need you to text me back here soon 😒 
the message i just got made my stomach drop . 😏 
i'm probably never going to be able to eat a full meal again . #eww 
that feeling when you wake up after a bomb ass nap 😏 👍 😊 
USERNAME i thought you weren't ever coming back to sa 😒 
it's sad when you have to make it a goal to not eat one piece of pizza at work .. 😑 👎🍕 #pizzalover 
damn i just had sex *in my mind* that shit just relaxed my whole life 😳 aha time for the real thing *pulls u chest to chest an licks lips 😏 * 
you were tweeting you want to talk to this girl .. << then a few days later your dating that girl>> #yourjokingright ? 😒 
omg finding out tht one of my close friends is gona be a da d: o 
“USERNAME called 911 to report an accident : got put on hol d; really ? tax dollars not working USERNAME me 215-2005 tim 
not excited for this coming week ... #longaf 😤 😒 
rt USERNAME everything that's wrong with amtrak , summarize d: conductor just apologized for an early arrival . 
USERNAME me and you both girl ....... #lame ! #boring ! 
i could never been in a sorority after last night . #frats #ew #disgusting 
if you're not watching family guy 200th episode tonight . i gotta question your priorities 😒 
8 o'clock sunday night and guess who we still haven't heard from , USERNAME yep that'd be you USERNAME 😑 
USERNAME :( love you guys ! not sure about the 🏃 part .... but i'll definitely 🍕🍟🍝🍦🍰🍪🍬🍍 something for you 😏 
c'mon steven jackson ! beast mode ! marshawn lynch against saints ! >.< 
we were about to go out but the tires were flat . so i have to wait 😒 URL 
worker at whole foods medfor d: can i help you find something ? salsa , i respond . he leads me to the seltzer . 
every time i try to cake with someone my girlfriend always clock blocks ughh 😒 
"USERNAME westside , fo fingaaz 👐 😏 #nailsdid 💅 URL them look like you sportn the #niners 
USERNAME USERNAME i know ! ! makes me hate life 😒 
so , its offical that im moving to linden >.< fuck ! 
am i seriously back right now and have to study for my stupid exam tomorrow ? ... #ihatemondays 😒 
USERNAME that awkward moment when i get on and you leave 😒 
USERNAME nunca mais te mostro foto antiga , a dx vida 
really had like 2 people text me all day 😒 😒 😒 😒 #lonerstatuz 
everytime i'm flirting with someone my girlfriend cock blocks . 😒 
when we get done with everything at work 2 hours early <<< #bored 👎 
USERNAME srsly its sad how she had head damage but i didnt get the movie i didnt like it 😒 
USERNAME i guess you can make me feel ba d: ( 
i miss halie , liz , molly and amanda , amanda , hannah , amy , christina , emer , kenzie , kitty and everyone else i can't wait for thanksgiving 😏 
selahsmum found a #hiddenmickey in ariel's ride #goodeye @ the little mermai d: ariel's undersea adventure URL 
i think my phone knows i'm getting a new one in 2 days so it's being an asshole #rude 
called it ... so over talking to you >.< your such a fucking diicckk 
USERNAME i want to start a new ht: #te dx love & spread it all over #ted 
when you like an opening band but they don't say what their name is 😒 
USERNAME of course , lex 😏 whatchhuu want ? ! 
mane i did better by staying at house damn mane ! ! ! 😒 😠 
all i wanna do is smoke dis sweet wit a friend 😐 
everyone and their mothers has blue/green/teal colored hair . 😑 i need to dye mine a different color soon~ 
went to starbucks and didn't get a red cup . wtf . 😒 
brilliant audience at #te dx ar everyone there should b a speaker ! headed to lax for late night trip home . 
waiting for something you already know wont happen 😣 <<< 
USERNAME lool no no that only happened like twice . damn i hella set myself up for that one 😒 
USERNAME you told me bitches were on my jock last week ! lmao ' and bitch please that's why you're still single ? 😏 
i will also be making a surprise visit at mauldin high school next week 😏 
#p dx beergeeks #craftbeer @ before noon fireside chat URL 
why do i live in utah and why do people have to keep posting pictures of the snow . 😑 😑 
USERNAME yet i never get a text to hang 😒 
i hate when i have everything planned out in my head , and everything just goes the opposite way .. 😒 
girl and you know i am . bout to get fire d: -) 
frien d: let's just say i a little bird told me . me: wtf i gotta meet this freaking bird ! 
i will also be making a visit at mauldin high school next week 😏 
bach cerato remedy for decisiveness . i can't decide why it's not kicking in: wrong remedy ? wrong timing ? wrong dx ? help ! 
i be over ppl and their public display of happenings in their 😒 
sinister with USERNAME USERNAME & USERNAME . i'm gunna go cry now .. 😣 😭 😥 😩 
i'm so excited to give USERNAME her present 😏 😁🎉🎈🎁 
people usually dont look at me cause im ugly .. now they are staring because im hideous #bruised #cuts #gross #inpain 
i hate being in the middle of a good conversation , then all of a sudden they stop texting back ! 😒 
USERNAME i made one . 😏 i just didn't want you to feel left out . 
spongebob: | ( • )( • ) | patrick: / ( • )( • ) \ squidwar d: ( (•)(•) ) plankton: | (•) | mr . krabs: |•||•| 
adam is leaving tomorrow . already in my feelings and now the notebook . great .... 😏 
awkward moment when you clap after a movie and no one else claps 😶 😑 😮 😟 
did i just fuck this up 😣 😔 😁 URL 
just cause you didnt get what you want dont mean you gotta throw a bitch fit >_< 
this girl at tacos jalisco keeps looking at me >.< 
so annoyed by the play of my team this week 😒 
the only reason i cleaned is because my mom said she was coming home in an hour & she would disconnect my phone if my room wasn't clean 😑 lol 
USERNAME here's where i'd be using the bird flipping emoji 😏 
frien d: let's just say i heard it from a little bird . me: wtf i gotta meet this freaking bird ! 
watching paranormal activity this movie still scary me 🙈 😦 😑 
this picture would be soo fucking perfect if i had facial hair . . . damnn , >.< URL 
USERNAME umm that's usually not something you tweet about . 😒 
niggahs b like: i'll take care of you bank statement sai d: no you can't 
#iwantayella that will wake a nigga up with some hea d: ): ) 
kids just need to enjoy being kids ... what's the rush in growing up #itsucks 😒 👎 #foreveryoung 
he is extremely too loud in there hollering at the tv . 😒 
USERNAME i can smell the sarcasm thru my phone #rude 
the opposite sex sucks ass . that's why i'm single . 😒 
tomorrow actually makes a year though ! r . i . p jalen it still feels soo unreal 😒 
well would anyone else wanna watch walking dead with me tonight ... 😏 
this ish is not even good but i must eat it before my mom starts complaining how i always play with food 😒 
USERNAME ughh noo . i get back to campus at 1030. ill be strolling into delaware shortly after 😒 🔫 #hatethisbus #neveragain 
the fact that i'm missing the notebook for my research paper<<<<< 😖 💔 
shout out to USERNAME she's real pretty , & has cute little dimples . follow her now ! ! 😁 😏 
movember at it's finest 😏 👨 #movember #moustache #family #fun @ jack astor's bar & grill URL 
my papa is always tryna race someone lmao 😏 .. guess i know where i get my reckless driving from . 
people never keep their mouths shut about me . am i that interesting to you ? 😏 #byehater 👋👋👋 
i look so sketchy waiting outside these houses with my lights off hahahaha 😏 😔 
ya damn right ! lol :) rt USERNAME :i blocked💢 #oomf ... but they still following me 😐 🙊 
why are we the only county that has school tomorrow ... 😒 
USERNAME 😡 😖 👿 this is my face right now ! i was just telling my mom about that too ! ! smfh . 
last song and the notebook back to back . it's seriously like the world just wants me to hate life 😏 🔫 
studying and caint get him off my mind mm >_< 
aye pg county: no school tomorrow , knowuss 😏 . 
USERNAME :') i hope its better honestly ! & i will >.< ! this is such a good movie . i love it . 
kiara on america's next top model get on my nerves ! ! ! 😒 
or maybe is not as good cause of the cough i have 😐 
great now my brother went to work sa d: ( 
i need to stop leaving our convo pulled up . because then i respond too quickly and look desperate . 😑 
. wreck it ralph was better the second time , and i got to see USERNAME 😏 
i cannot believe how skinny i was two years ago i looked sick #tbt #yuck #godwhy 
pawel thinks its okay to watch the notebook with me 😒 he needs to leave now . 
just realized i'm probably the only bday person who had to drive for her own birthday 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i went to pius too dummy 😑 
i ate like a fatass this weeken d: friday tamales , saturday posole , today birria , and tomorrow the leftovers :d 
one of my life rules: buffets are never a good idea . #gross 
i swear , nothing creeps me out more than zombie shows . idek why 😒 
realizing you haven't eaten yet today when the dining hall closed 3 minutes ago . 😒 #greatday #fml 
why am i not reunited with USERNAME yet 😐 #seperationanxiety 
am i that interesting to you ? 😏 #byehater 👋👋👋 
my glasses prevent me from layin down and watchin this movie , but i can't see the tv without them 😒 #blindgirlprobz 
he told me he would teach me about sex 😒 
you're just mad cus i played you like you thought you played me 😏 ☺ 
i can't even wear mascara anymore because i'm tired of them hitting my glasses and breaking off 😑 
my uncle need to gimme some money while he in town 😒 
work tomorrow . which means time and a half again . 💵💰💵💰💵💰 😏 👌 
USERNAME i can't believe he missed thy field goal . 😑 
i had so much crappy food and beer this weekend 😒 so this weeks all about being healthy and working out ! 
USERNAME lmfao i thought you were gonna go along with it and i was gonna chump you the same way . 😒 
USERNAME i just listened to it while taking me shower ! 😏 
why this man just rub chap stick on his face 😒 
i didn't even go to the renaissance festival ! ugh the last time i went was 4 years ago ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 
to that ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >_< so mad at you 
USERNAME that's why u should go out with me already . 😒 
god i hope mine won't be like that . #yuck URL 
i hate going to the library but i guess that's where i'll have to go 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME boys ! that's my baby sister you're talking about ! 😑 
then females wanna be like imma be with him forever 😒 
all local brews at this pizza joint #p dx @ pizzicato URL 
it's cold , raining , i'm sick & i have to walk to the galley to eat . i'm just loving washington 😑 
you tell me i don't understand but when i ask can you help me understand . ? you don't text back-.- i swear we don't go out but we fight 😒 
USERNAME and i still gotta write our english paperr . 😒 
why does smoke wee d= don't sleep on the radio , but popping molly is perfectly acceptable ? 
banana republic needs to give me back my girlfrien d: ( 
USERNAME overrated . but i also think i was born without a romantic bone in my entire body 😏 
i wanna tweet about oomf & tag them for #confessionnight but i don't wanna get embarrassed . 😣 
might be gettin work cheap like donta ! soon 😏 👌 
just took a tick out of izzys head d; lol 
USERNAME really tho with that tweet daniel ... 😒 lol 
watching the notebook👫 .... just what i need to be watching right now .. 😒 😒 oh well . ha ! 
thank go d: USERNAME is back in action . listen to his november mix *now*: URL 
literally no one wants to kick it . #lonely #bored #whatever 
i like how USERNAME can tweet but not answer my tweet . #rude #badbrotheraward 
watching the notebook just makes me pissed off at my life 😒 
USERNAME : prod of your grammar skills , teacha'. 😏 guess what i'm doing right now . 🌲 
USERNAME lmao i know it looks a little inappropriatee 😏 😂 
it's not slow at work or anything #bored @ 1807 espresso avenue URL 
well i guess these two pages won't write themselves .... 😒 
kameron complains like a little tit baby when i try to make him watch the notebook with me 😒 
USERNAME i want to go back its in like 233 days >_< #smh 
lol super been standing here long waiting for a cart 😖 
i just love it when people don't text back . 😑 
USERNAME is the biggest hoe out there anyways so oh well . 😒 
uhh i hate hate hate hate hate sundays and now all my shows are over so it's even more miserable 😖 👎 
the best part of the weeken d: #amazingrace and #thewalkingdead back to back ! hopefully the #twinnies go home tonight . 
it sure is a pain in my ass to make ringtones for my phone ... 😒 
woo way to go jets ! ! ! ..... 😒 #shiticanneversay 
kissing more gorgeous animals 😏 #dolphins @ discovery cove URL 
spider literally descended from the ceiling in front of the computer playing spiderman d: 
hala no massaging the injection site for insulin ! ! ! number one rule ! ! ✌ 😏 (pagbigyan nyo nko sa tweet na to) #paraiso haha ! ! 
i hate how you say you're gonna do one thing and then do something completely different 😒 
it's only 8 o clock ! ! damn it's going to be a long night ! ! 😣 
im living in no reply , tx . #fml #toodryouthere 😒 
if sam doesnt text me back idk what im gonna do tn ... 😒 😠 
this is why i didn't want to tell her >.< 
but on the bright side , new walking dead tonight 😏 
maybe i should start to understand football better 😏 #insidetweet 
USERNAME why do you even know these things ? d: USERNAME 
i know i'm stupid i deleted it already but thanks for making me feel worse 😣 
stupid asthma has me wheezing 😒 i'm going to die 
USERNAME right on ... same o'l 💩 shit different person 😑 👍 
good thing my dad lives like 20 minutes away from me 🙏😁 😏 
omg ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😒 
these freshman hoes at east . dude ! .. 😒 
USERNAME me too ! ! ! 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😤 
USERNAME awh ): that makes me sad i really wanna snapchat 😒 
oh my gawd could these period cramps get any worse ? ! 😫 😣 🔫 
😭 😭 😭 this movies so sadd .. sike i'm at work 😒 🔫💣 
i'm hella fucking mad right now . it's freezing outside and they're still in ot 😒 
got bored and made these scarves ! #diy #fashion #design #scarves #clothing #leopard #bored #fashion @ chills URL 
USERNAME ill see you soon . well have a long stern talk about this 😐 
USERNAME lol uhh yes . ! better go put it on 😂 😏 
i can't listen to people's first world problems on a day like this .... 😒 
USERNAME it like comes on every other song . #stop mostly on like lana del rae or marina and the diamonds station . 😒 
let's play the pyrami d: a human bond , something that fastens , an ornamental knot , a four-in-hand ... #rams #49ers #ys URL 
USERNAME come on khadijah really a redskins fan .. 😒 
USERNAME normal feels .... gross ...... but not worst than the word ointment >.< 
i'm about to freeze out my room so no one comes in here 😏 
lenar d: hey guys i thinking i heared something , i guess not . they go back to playing halo3, lol hilarious 
after seeing that picture , i have to go club with USERNAME definitely . 😏 
the last song makes me feel wonderful about myself when it comes to my depressing love life , but the notebook is like the cherry on the top 😏 
USERNAME we are leaving in the morning though . 😒 
no ! you do not get ice for 5 straight minutes and tell me i've turned the tv up to loud ! you better get that shit w your hands 😒 
it's thundering ! 😖 😩 #ihateit it shook the whole house ! and this is a big ass house . 
USERNAME no cause you'll get scared and pee ..... 😒 
oops i forgot USERNAME and USERNAME in that last tweet about secrets 😏 #howdidthathappen ? 
i'm not seeing anything special in this notebook . 😑 
priscilla is judging me cos i wanted to dance w one of the dykes last night . 😒 
i've never really had anyone to just let everything out to 😒 
USERNAME i'm so stressed 😣 i need to snuggle and go somewheres warm ! 
i bet a lot of people think that one tweet was about #oomf but it really was about someone else . 😏 
even though i shouldn't , i find myself still wanting to text you all the time 😒 
i really want a new piercing , and a tattoo . too bad my dad is uptight about everything . 😑 
USERNAME hahahaha grace ! ! ! 🐶 come to youngstown with me tomorrow to take another pic 😒 #grace 
the girls dog pooped in my room .. i am going to strangle that little bitch if she doesn't get out of my room ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 👊 😒 😔 😬 💔 
bitches just young dumb and full of cum forreal 😒 ✋ 
just cleaned my room from top to bottom and took a long hot ass shower 😏 
ima speak the truth i ain't gone lie , i let u go with all the tears i cried . . . thought we was gone ride 😏 
girls always find things out , they might not say anything right away , but they know . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME cool dont wear the ones i got you , 😒 🆗🆒 
i wish i made more money this weeken d: / 
i'm tweeting like crazy mainly to see where the heck i am . haha , that's the only way to know ! 😏 
USERNAME he was hilarious ! ! i looked forward to going to his class even if i wasn't a smarty pants . teachers at college are mean 😒 
USERNAME lolololol omgsh yes ! sadly jenko will be in my 1st hour and corbin is trying to switch into it ... seriously . 😒 
as i look around , ain't nobody do it like my clique . 😏 😏 💃💃 
me: oh hey firefly ! da d: shh i haven't seen this episode before . me: i literally hate you . such a sarcastic asshole lol~ 
pages and pages of test corrections and a research paper . 😖 
USERNAME there is probably some sort of smell test involved #gross #stoplol 
when everyone texts me except the one person i actually want to 😒 <<<<< 
tying a game is like kissing your sister #gross unless you live in the south .. then it's like kissing someone who isn't related to you 
thank god that game is over ! what a mess ! shouldn't have been a tie ... 😐 #smh 
USERNAME i can't tonight man 😢 😫😩 😥 😞 😔 😒 😣 
the fact that i haven't talked to anfrew all day ! < 😒 
USERNAME the other gym teacher just have them to us friday it has every chapter and all the info 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME oh wow ! i havent even ev trained that skorupi yet ! dx 
what’s up with niggas dissing females ? grow some ball with yo weak ass . 😒 
i'm into having sex i ain't into making love so come giveme a hug if you into getting rubbe d; ) 
i should just grow a pair of balls and ask , but i won't . #scaredofrejection #dontwanttogethurt 😒 
i can't deal with USERNAME and the shit that just came out of her mouth #gross i'm weak 
if we don't get cable soon i am probably gonna go crazy ! i have watched the same movies over & over 😣 USERNAME #brokebitches 
i've learned to never expect to be more than fwb with you because it'll never happen 😒 😔 
it's sunday and my dads drunk ain't nothing new 😂 😏 🍺 URL 
USERNAME i deleted it cause i realized that . i can't word things . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME #livonsaturdays silleigh23 viktoriaellen 😏 @ liv miami URL 
safe to say USERNAME is my best frien d: ) 
he think he slick , i know exactly why he liked my picture on instagram 😏 
#confessionnight i feel so lonely when i'm not with USERNAME 😒 
whatever is meant to be , will be . #iguess 😒 
walking into your dorm and there's used condoms everywhere<< #nasty 
people be shouting out people on instagram like we really finna follow them ✋ 😑 
at least my girlfriend loves me .... oh wait 😏 
i reaally need to do my homework >.< #solazy #ugh 
sofa king excited to check out bryant park ice tomorrow morningg #cantwaitcantwait >_< 
i hate how the regular twitter app dont tell you the exact number of tweets you have if its over 10k+ 😒 
what's everybody doing ? oh watching either a game or the notebook 😏 
sharon u obeyed go d: wonderful night service: u have power girl: where did u come from ? they need 2 use u more: love u 
just woke up i feel cranky tonight's outcome might be bad 😴 😏 
if your name is asiaporn on tumblr i'm not following for shit . #disgusting 
wreck it ralph is way fun . i definitely recommend it for both young and ol d: ) 
what i just read <<<< omg , & shay up heaa laughing >.< 
theres always that one person thats always gonna be there&you go back to 😏 😔 
my mother refuse to let me drive her car >_< 
maybe ill secretly unplug the tv when she's not looking 😏 
lol ethan said he's never seen the notebook . i know what we're doinng tomorrow . 😏 😏 😏 😏 
nap was perfect until i started having dreams ... horrible shit and im tired >_< 
USERNAME the little bright light in the center ... i know ... hard to tell . 😒 
doin the dishes in my favorite thing to do in the whoole wide world ! #not #hateit 
USERNAME running away with you genius 😒 ju girl are slow 
if it smells like farts over here , it's probably because i've been farting #eww #amberquotes 
USERNAME just like we met for lunch today ! what a coincidence 😏 
when conversations with someone you want to talk to end and people you don't want to talk to blow your shit up v.v 
watching this would be so much easier without these stupid ass ten-minute commercials 😒 
it just hit me ! no more high school football games , sitting in the student section anymore . 😣 😳 😩 
let me see what i'm working with baby ima break ya back with this 😏 
USERNAME ._. lol idk :o i wanted to see that one >.< did you order the tickets ? :o 
USERNAME USERNAME haha only on the weekends 😏 😎 ✌ 
USERNAME no dawling i'm right here: been watching sbn got blesse d: they should use sharon more she has the power on her: 
USERNAME it's amazing ! isn't it ? 😆 😁 😏 
USERNAME i'm wondering why you aren't over here yet fricken making pretzels with me 😑 
USERNAME hahaa fuck yeah . #velma #craig #stalker and the #eww #nasty #gross chick . hahaha . #hotupinhere #alotofhashtags 
reading for english honestly wouldn't be so bad if we didn't need to annotate our book . 😒 
that annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones cause someone keep talking to you 😣 😒 😒 
listening to enya and trying to stay awake to study . strug city . 😴 😒 
i'm still so confused about all that happened in the last two weeks . it happened so fast . 😒 
omfg i need a new zombie game to plat d: any ideas ? 
i be spending $30 on food to eat everyday . 😑 
nothing could aggravate me more right now ! oh wait , hello parent . 😒 
why do the smallest thing always get me thinking ? #biggestflaw 😒 
this isn't fucking fair ! ! ! ! 💀 😭 😫 😣 😔 
ahaha i smacked my sisters butt and powder came out xd d lmao wtf d; 
honestly . #oomf would be perfect if she sucked dick . 😁 😏 
USERNAME really ? ! they're terrible i can't even run 😖 
not looking forward to another week of school . 😒 i seriously cherish the weekends . 
watching scary movies with my mom was a bad idea . she keeps hiding around the house and scaring me to death ! #shesthinksshesfunny 😵 😖 
a tie is like kissing your sister , you get nothing out of it what so ever . #49ers #rams #nasty 
finals week this week :( #yuck but i get to see my family friday so excited and thanksgiving is right around the corner ! #turkey and my bday 
i wish #oomf caught my subtweets half the time 😒 
i would skip sex to watch #thewalkingdead ? what does that say about me ? 😏 
my grandparents the only ppl i know that been married 30+ years but ain't been together in like 6 . . 😣 
after all this crap , it's confirme d: i'm only having one kid . 
schooling on a sunday #gross #projects #theworst @ algonquin college - t building URL 
USERNAME no shame . it's a good movie 👍 😐 
USERNAME if i was sleep i wouldn't be tweeting ! 😏 
you is kin d; you is smart; you is important; #thehelp i cry everytime at the end 
USERNAME blackstone grill on 46, he was all alone 😏 🍻 
there is never anything to do in this town . 😒 🔫 
when patents bring up shit that you know you fucked from the past cause they don't have anything on you , but continue to argue with you 😑 
#wheniwaslittle i usta hate dirty rice , cause i thought they mixed it with dirt >_< 
watching this guy cheat on his girlfriend in this movie brings back memories 😒 
i haven't heard from someone that someone all day 😒 😞 
USERNAME oh my gossh ! ! ! ! ! yess ! ! ! :d / d: 
USERNAME dayum mami you looking cute on your twitcon 😏 
done running missions with my bestie 😏 😏 we turned the fuck up just stepped in the house dreads done chill swagger 
my puppy was going to be named hagrid .. i need to go back 😐 
two things i can't stand hearing .... people snoring and people eating 😳 👎 😐 👿 😑 
this headache ... taking that nap was a terrible idea . 😖 
my lower back hurts so bad right now <<<<. 😖 😩 
what to do ? not watching the notebook , not doing homework ... #bored 
watching football makes me wish powder puff was tackle and not flag . 😒 
#confessionnight being alone with a guy , or skyping one is one of my anxieties . they wont be able to look at anyone but me and im ugly . d; 
USERNAME wtf ? ! >.< wht ? he didnt knw that her crew was shading him ! wow justin , thot you knew .. 
USERNAME ya know i guess we'll just wing it tomorrow and see what happens 😏 
boxes pissin me off i can't see shyt shouldn't have jail broke this thang ! 😒 
USERNAME summer stop been messey aint caused for ... thts so dam stupi d: -) 
i would forget to wear a bra out -_- 😑 
USERNAME i was in one of there videos 😏 URL 
#you #dont #have #to #hashtag #every #single #word #we #get #the #point ... you're so annoying ... 😒 
reflection of the weeken d: a new friend told me satanism was not entirely bad . 
USERNAME i am ! my sneakiness is to good for you to deal with ! 😏 
USERNAME ahh me to dx i would be awkward as fuck ! 
bitch you need to pray cause you let anybody hit it 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME you know it is a nice ass when two girls had the same reaction we did to her ass . 😏 
she a hood girl , but she a good girl .. she been mislead , now she ready for the real world ! 😏 🌎 
it's difficult when you want to be friends with someone again but you don't know if they want to . 😐 
this is reminding me of every bad relationship i've ever had 😞 😣 😭 
missing my league pass & watching my lakers . 😒 
USERNAME who am i gonna go to the fair with ? d: who am i gonna dance at the wedding with ? d; noo imma kidnap you ! 
i really just don't know what to think of u right now 😒 #mixedemotions 
i need a fucking blunt to the face , i can't wait to get home . 😒 #annoyed 
& half of it was was just a hard crust , the other half was caramel , with like 2 miniture squares of apple >_< . (t-_-t) taco bell , man . 
y'all , i've never seen a bonfire .. please post pictures of them on instagram . #shitnobodysays 😒 🔥 
just ripped one of my nike socks in half trying to put it on smh 😒 
seeing that tweet about sweet tea .. that was best thing about my one and only trip to the south ! 😏 🍹 
i'd like to thank my lovely roommate USERNAME for that last tweet 😒 
already seen it but anything for my brats ! >_< 
why does my hair have to be so fucking dark 😣 want lighter hair #nature #wavy URL 
he's wants too make a move with her 😏 😏 
USERNAME re d; t swift and little things; one direction 
friend got a tattoo of a dick on his back . >.< 
oh are your whore ways not working out for you anymore ? #bummer 😒 
i hate when people call me sweetie or hun 😑 
i think i'm gonna walk my happy ass over to mason's . 😏 
in make-up ... let's see how this turns out 😒 @ house of blues URL 
and why does my twitter say i'm in nj ? ! because i'm not 😐 
i really think USERNAME needs a shot . or fifteen . you know , whatever 😏 
lol no one knows who i'm talking about though . 😏 
if you ever want to start a conversation with me .. just send me this face 😏 
a little bit of noah has rubbed off on me since i've watched the notebook 😏 
USERNAME no i was just letting you know how i felt .. lol you were being so 😤 😠 😑 
i want someone to teach me softball . like now 😑 
i really fail when it comes to instagram challenges 😒 
USERNAME lol well same for me ! you tell me 😏 
when you keep wondering where the turkey is on your jimmy johns sandwich and then you realized you ordered the veggie club . #3r dx acharm ? 
i wish my grandmom would go somewhere with her nasty self 😒 
had a great time at USERNAME thanks everyone ! #tscp dx 
yes , cause with my mother no man will set foot in this house until i'm about .. 200. 😒 
someone please confiscate this from me before i finish it 😖 😁 URL 
the fucking song stuck in head 😣 these bitch love sosa >>>>>>>>>> 
he just called me baby . 😣 i ignored it . 
so in algebra 2 class i said when are we gunna need this in life ? 😒 
when a random man video tapes us getting out picture taken 😐 
they always want to get right when they get left .. 😒 😒 
when are we gonna go eat breakfast 😔 😒 😞 😣 USERNAME 
11.11.12 >>>>>>> always gonna remember this day ! ! ! 😏 
gametime me and USERNAME over here like 😳 😁 😅 😏 👀 
i hate when people don't text back ... hahah 😑 
will someone please chase after me and then dance in the street with me ? 😳 😏 #thenotebook 
mm ;') cheddar sliders 😏 @ french quarter market place URL 
stephen and joey didn't even invite me to watch a movie with them 😒 
oomf should do a confession i would love to know how .. feeling since .. don't share them with me anymore 👎 😑 
it's much colder in san jose than in san francisco >.< 
USERNAME oh my god . 😣 lolol dany's going to need a blunt after watching that shit 
my tl is filled with zoo lights shit . and i have still never been . 😑 
“USERNAME just posted a photo URL brother made the cut and i didn't 😒 #nothappy 
hey guy . we've all seen the notebook . you can stop tweeting it now 😒 #happenseverytime 
USERNAME it did ! ! omfg , i was getting into it too ! ! ugh , i can never stay mad . lol >.< 
tonight the full names of the kuds' american girl dolls are reveale d: lily saucepan and nora bombardier . #what 
text from my da d: kill the fucking texans ! ! ! - i love my family #dabears 
USERNAME i don't like your cynical tweets about this 😒 
new supervisor element_outlets #element #fulltimeboss 😏 👳 @ element URL 
i swear , can't meet one guy that's good at texting <<<< 😒 
i don't drink to suppress feelings . rt USERNAME USERNAME i was gone say just drink some henn . it will do the job 😏 
mon-11/12 st . johns theater & pub URL #p dx 
i refuse to watch the notebook again ... seen it so many times but gets me every time #toosad 😔 😢 😭 😖 
it would be cool if the notebook actually happened in real life 😒 #dreamscrushed 
USERNAME lmaoo no ! i was also blessed with having her for child development 😐 🔫 
#confessionnight i just don't know when the right time for this is 😏 
#honestyhour it bothers me soo much when people can't see past looks because personalities are what matter 😏 
but i have a shitload of work to do before i can enjoy thanksgiving break >.< 
not sure what im going to wear tomrw ! d: 
idk what to do ... i think he knows i want him , but idk how he feels .... #damn 😒 😔 😞 
USERNAME hey guys . we've all seen the notebook . you can stop tweeting it now 😒 #happenseverytime 
when my mom says 'really alex' it makes me feel bad 😖 
in known for not texting back if you bore me 😐 😐 
umm your phone sucks 😒 i have a iphone ... four ! haha well text me what you said😁 
i hate wen ppl say real niggas eat ass 😑 
what i'm wearing tomorrow to the xc banquet >> 😌 😏 
hey guys . we've all seen the notebook . you can stop tweeting it now 😒 #happenseverytime 
USERNAME i’ve looked at cycling stuff on youtube weeks ago but (this) as a 2nd recommendation is just weir d: URL 
my hair ! :d it cooperate d: 3 #sohappy #wavey URL 
buh karisma movin like i eva make she my woman 😒 
smh at this females who talk mad shit about guys not treating them right and leaving them but yet there still cuddling 😒 #thefuck 
USERNAME and there i am talking about the amish 😒 
i have a secret stash of candy that no one knows about lol 😏 #sweettooth 
i've seen if you're a bird i'm a bird . at least 20 times on my tl 😐 
i hate how fast the weekend goes by , & the week days go by so slow ..... 😒 
while everyone's at spa or out i'm with this bitch watching movies 😏 😊 👍 
why is my mindset so fucked up hahaha . ew i think like a dude . if i had a dick that's all i would think with 😏 
these old ladies and all the wedding talk #ew URL 
but i can't eat them until my mouth goes back to normal 😒 
22 on the verge of a 2nd divorce haha #fail #younganddumb #imgood 😏 
they rescheduled my orthopedics appointment for the 19, when i need it now . 😣 
welp , my right ankles broken , never broken a bone , don't know how this works d: 
i'm pretty sure one of my rain boots has a leak in it ... 😒 
do i squirt a little ? or you can squirt , a lot .... #miocommercials #eww 
i've had like three peppermint mochas today . i'm a little too obsessed . 😒 
seriously if i see one more tweet from another desperate girl saying she wishes she had a relationship like noah n allie ill kill myself 😒 🔫 
i'm praying on every star that i pass this french class with a c 🙏 😣 
gonna wake up tomorrow with jessie beside me 😏 😏 #bow ! 
i just wish that there was a girl out there who will have a good text convo with me and not stop texting after 5 texts 😒 
i fucking ran on the ferry to get an outlet and it doesn't even work 😒 
my bf's watching the next episode of prison break without me 😞 😒 😡 #itsourshow ! ! #cheaterr 
i just wanna cuddle my sister USERNAME right now . so emotional 😑 
you say you bord let’s hit the set i heard you like them prada boots 😏 
🎵daggering ! tek dat ! daggering ! don't run ! daggering ! cum here gyal ! 🎵 #r dx 
literally everything #oomf says makes me want to punch him in the face #soannoying #stoptalking 😒 
i'm tryna go see breaking dawn part 2 this weekend 😏 who's tryna take me 
fw d: sorry for being a lyrical genius on twitter lol 
guess i'll put dinner away and do the dishes >.< 
#confessionnight i'm only 5"3 & a half , shorter than both my little sisters 😒 
i remember that one time oomf liked oomf 😐 😂 😂 😂 USERNAME 
da d: i don't know what i'm going to do with you me: why ? da d: you're getting too pretty me: lloll . 
you can't be redneck and drunk . you have to chose one or the other . 😒 
i don't know how i feel about this weekend 😳 😱 😑 
USERNAME ohh yeahh ! lmfaoo ... you always had me doing some illegal shit 😒 😠 
i never get tired of watching .. great way to end an unforgettable weeken d: ) 
fine 😒 and my phone is cooler than yours 😒 
USERNAME lucky 😭 😭 😭 i hate lyfee i don't know what to write 😖 
tuesday wel d: thank god it& #39 ;s tuesday URL 
USERNAME would of sound better if you sai d: im a dick .. addicted to you . 
watching the notebook makes me just feel super fuckin single 😐 
i'm stomach hurts soo bad . 😣 taking a shower then going straight to bed . 
USERNAME this is a rerun , there's a new one on at 9 😏 
pj: what makes you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway ? b-ra d: b . e . t . 
like megan i won't be watching the notebook , but i'm playing madden 😏 
my tl is literally notebook quotes and girls whining about being single . 😒 
awe , i ripped my jeans ! ! d: @ maricopa county juvenile detention URL 
my lil boy .. he's so goo d: -) URL 
USERNAME psshh please ur sex was wack ofcourse i would tell u it was good u always cryin duuhh 😏 
short day at work today . but made $25 in tips ! holla 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME thanks for tweet ! and so happy to hear you enjoyed the foo d; ) 
my stomach hurts soo bad . 😣 fixing to shower then go straight to bed . 
how bout you hit the westend and get your bestfriend ? 😏 
lol that awkward moment when” yeah call me daddy 😏 
why is this just hitting me now ? .. #whathaveidone #doesntseemreal 😣 
everything that i'm thinking right now is all kinds of effed up 😑 
USERNAME i cant leave ! walking dead starts in 23 minutes 😐 
😒 annoyed , pissed , and i wish it was wednesday so i can leave . #angrytweet 
USERNAME : i did drink , but i'm not drinking right now 😒 
work was way too crazy for a sunday ! 😒 
it is pouring in chicago , so much for brandon marshall putting up valuable fantasy points 😖 
USERNAME that's how i feel , i even watch the re runs 😒 
there are many people that don't understand when you don't want em to stop texting you ! 😒 #epicfail #goaway #enemies 
i got nail polish on my iphone screen 😒 #whatanight 
USERNAME nope i'm not i'm busy sending you snapchats 😏 
USERNAME lol , im good ! tryna get thru school >.< 
ughh , soo much to doo , not enough time . 😑 😒 
i wonder what oomf's had to tell me last night ? 😏 
i had the stink face on when i walked in da door cause i knew as soon as i was seen , i was gonna be asked to drop your bitch ass off ... 😒 
sitting on a bus , some people got a row to themselves ... of course i didn't 😒 why couldn't a hot girl sit next to me at least ? #unlucky 
ill keep the conversation going if i want but i usually get bored and stop 😒 
i wish errybody would shush about the notebook , because i can't watch it . 😒 #physicsprobs 
of course my fav booty song comes on after my ham and glute #workout 😑 
my fingers always get so cold when i do my nails ! 😣 
USERNAME lml it was a good idea .. but the bathroom had mad smoke so i couldn't even see smh 😒 
🙏🙏 preach only me and god knows whats what 😏 
i really dont care bout you anyways ! lucky i text you back & let you know how it was ! >.< 
there are many people that don't understand when you want them to stop texting you ! ! 😒 #epicfail #goaway #enemies 
where's drake when i need him ? caught up on your ex still i can get you past it ...... 😏 
USERNAME lmao fucken wes ! that's a bit traumatizing >.< 
not picture d: the dude's outfit i'm looking at , that has me questioning the true value of @ the smoke joint URL 
watching a christmas movie on hallmark channel wait what it's to early for this 😣 
USERNAME are you giving me a reason to drive to norman ? 😏 
USERNAME haha . i love 25 days of christmas , but it just doesn't make sense 😒 
i love my boyfrien d: -) :-) :-) :-) ! ! ! 
it was just a joke everybody i wasn't being serious ... 😒 
sitting in the parking lot at church waiting on the hubby ... sure would be nice to know of they are on their way ! USERNAME 😐 😒 
seriously , wtf is going on with my back . #ouch 😖 
i need to hit beachwood easton and polaris all up in one day ........ i'm gonna make that happen 😏 
soccer and hockey tomorrow . not sure what to do . kinda thinking about skipping hockey though . #whatswrongwithme dx 
doing errands in my vs yoga pants before going to the gym was not a good idea 😒 
i thought you were someone else haha . i feel dumb d: 
wow , shoutout to maria , we parked on the complete opposite side of the mall 😒 
my contact was ripped , no wonder i couldn't fucking see last night #dumbass #blameitonthealcohol #opps 😒 
tell me why it's gonna be 80 degrees tomorrow . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME you know my phone got run over ! there is only so much you can catch with a screen like this 😒 
but of course i can't see the live game coz its on demand . great ! 😒 
every time #ouat has a hoyt guy on the show they kill them off #rude #donthate 
USERNAME ( >_< ) what b ! tch . ! why ? 
trying hard to stay awake to watch tge good wife .. haven't slep in over 24hrs ughh 😖 
#confessionnight i still miss my ex sometimes ! 😒 #imdone 
i don't like when USERNAME doesn't work by me 😐 😔 👎 
USERNAME i know d: i hear you guys got a new house me gusta es mucho happyo 
USERNAME aw that's sa d: '( i miss you too ! ! i'll need to see you sometime tomorrow ! ! ! ! ! 
my mom just told me that i have to rewrite my whole paragraph because its not wow . #rude 
that's the funniest thing i've seen on twitter all day 😏 
i just miss you hitting on me d: teehee so funny 
pop shuvz . photo cre d: USERNAME #skatelife #skateanddestroy #skateeverydamnday #fresno #stair @ fresno high URL 
shit , i know some females that participate in . 😣 
found a piece of hair in my rice . #ew #puking 
overheard in the lib 😑 i feel so bad for u 
i have such a hard time trusting people when they don't show me i should .. i literally question everything anything says 😏 
the notebook is on and my sister won't let me watch it 😒 
why do i find you so attractive ? 😔 😒 
USERNAME dude , i wish . my fiend & i were talking about goals of my 30's & #2 was to move away . chicago sounds perfect . but expensive 😣 
fat nighas who wear bow ties<<<<< .. now u kno yo ahh can't breathe smh 😒 
USERNAME well you never went off on me . & ok i admit it was just a little mean 😑 ! , but sorry fancy 😂 😂 . 
refocusing my mind & moving past it all . no need to stress little situations anymore . state of min d: idgaf ! 
rt .... jason's voice will be stuck in my head USERNAME USERNAME in a meeting at work ..... #bored 
i expect a legit as fuck sign at the airport from katelin 😏 😏 😏 
my dads mad so i decided to leave . 😒 😞 
gospel as a tweet: jesus: born; live d; died 4 us all . blessing us 2 b a blessing for others; love wins . USERNAME 
crew currently working on the rudder/vertical stabilizer on boe501 at p dx . maybe it'll depart tomorrow . #firstaircrafttypeproblems 
USERNAME showed up to the bar on halloween and left after 5 minutes because grams found his mouse 😹 😒 
i answer people so fast and it takes everyone like 10 minutes to answer me . i feel like a loser . 😐 
shelton and colin on here thinking they have game like noah <<<< 😑 
USERNAME you want the thee noah too , bitch 😏 
lol when i be crying i be like this 😢 😩 😖 😫 😭 😩😫😩😫 😭 😭 😭 
if i was single ... brandon marshall could get it 😏 
can we do something this weeken d: / USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME hahahaha i don't think joe is going to be down for that ... well definitely not bryan 😒 
okay seriously these past few weeks random things have been happening in the middle of the night and i never find out until later ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME yikes .. not for me . i can't speak for aerabe 😐 
*for now 😔 fuck you iphone you know what i meant 😠 😑 
do you see what i see when i'm at work ? a full cart of groceries ! -_____- #ratchet #hair #nasty @ jewel-osco URL 
kakaantay ko sayo inabot na ko ng isang taon . onga noh ? hahaha 😂 😐 
i got so many cuts on my legs today .. im really bad at this thing called shaving d; lol 
when someone acts different when they around certain people<<<<<<” 😑 😑 😑 
my stepmom really has to be sitting here with me during this scene . 😑 
forget calculus ... i'm watching tv instead #bored #toomuch #notduetilfriday 
fuck i forgot to put gas in my car earlier . 😑 😔 
the pain in my shoulder right now is bringing tears to my eyes #inpain #ouch 😭 😖 
there's always some truth behin d: just kidding , knowledge behin d: i don't know , emotion behin d: i don't care , and pain behin d: it's okay . 
i don't even believe you anymore when you tell me this . 😒 
my favorite instrument is easily the piano . i wish i knew how to play d; 
USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 i should . but she's just a thirsty little hoe so i don't needa belittle her anymore . 👍👍 😂 
USERNAME i'm so sorry ! i hope they're weren't future children involved 😖 
USERNAME lol okay buy yourself some them bring me some d: 
. USERNAME jen USERNAME just pulled me the best shot of kochere i’ve ever ha d; the citrus-tea aspect was unexpected & brilliant ! 
i work har d; i cuss hard ! ! ! #everydayimhustlin ' 
so i guess everyone is gonna cry ? 😒 stfu notebook isnt even that deep ! 
me and broke niggas do get along because i understand the struggle 😼 👀✌ 
moiseskarenthoughtmybrotherwascuteeven when he was in middle school ! ! ! ! #eww now i told him 
of course my dad is trying to have a conversation with me during the sex scene in the notebook 😑 #pleasegoaway 
davi d: will you buy me the dora leopard game for christmas ? 
USERNAME haha it's not much better up front . i wanna go home 😏 🙋🙊 
i'm a qt kid . #fwm #huskers #nebraska #cold #bored #bleh @ ashley's kingdom . 👸 URL 
USERNAME kenya wtf yoo dont reply shes so wack 😑 🔫 
USERNAME i'm saying ! my legs are burning d; lol 
i'm soo excited to read all about the industrial revolution 😒 
USERNAME i remember when you used to love me ... 😢 😖 
my homeboy do be mad when i'm with them cuz i pays them book attention 😏 
about to take another shower ✌ hate being sick >.< 
i want to cry . i severely pulled my hamstring and i can barely walk . i have a tournament next weekend and i made varsity track 😖 #prayforme 
i don't know how people can live so dirty ... 😖 
USERNAME ha oh yes i love foo d; imma fat kid at heart ;) 
USERNAME i wonder what would happen i sent you a smiley face .. 😏 
haha yes ! i'm a doll and amazing . i already know this . flatter me more . 😏 
USERNAME lol and that same day i discovered weed tastes way better 😁 😏 
i wonder if this fights forreal gonna happen .. i wanna see it 😒 
USERNAME you know why food is a problem for me haha and i have to have 2 thanksgiving dinners 😒 
#itwouldbemuchappreciated if one direction opened another concert in hershey 😏 💝 USERNAME 
USERNAME sobate . ;) jk get some . lotion girl . d: 
i've seriously been on the hunt for a new purse but can't find one i like 😏 
this biitch needs to be here already :) #bored URL 
life is har d; it's harder if you're stupid ! 
thenotebook gives every girl a high expectation for guys & relationships knowing there's not guys out there like that 😒 
ahh , fuck me ! ! you can only see red in my roots >_< 
USERNAME what are we even supposed to do ? ! i'm so confused 😣 😣 
USERNAME sorry 😖 anyways enjoy the rest of your evening 😋 
USERNAME yea .. redskins effin suck fuck them .... but i love them at the same time >.< 
USERNAME u told katelyn ud never txt me . #rude 
USERNAME is most disappointing tonight . seriously . who turns down mr hottie fabulous ? even aunt lynda wanted to dance with him ! 😏 👎 
just because USERNAME doesn't have a bathroom in her room .. 😒 URL 
your in my bio but im not im yours >_< USERNAME 
USERNAME nah . we’re not moving in kim’s lifetime . we moved here to be near her mother . she won’t relocate . otherwise we’d be in p dx by now . 
what happen to my iphone usb thing 😒 😒 😔 URL 
i guess ill just eat a pizza , since my mom went to whataburger&didnt buy me none ! ! #rude 
not a bad way to end the 1st period ! #gohawks #p dx @ portland winterhawks URL 
guys i think i need another intervention ! 😣 USERNAME USERNAME 
it's not embarrassing at all that i can't reach the top dryers ... 😐 
USERNAME lmfao , for some dumb ass reason , they burn more if i put lotion on >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME es otro enemigo ! enemiga diria yo ! vive en frente de cuarto ! 😒 
you wanna be happy ? then give me a chance 😏 
USERNAME fuck you bitch . 😖 😖 😖 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 
#confessionnight i don't like USERNAME that ho is truly that hit 😑 
i hate this part .... they break my heart just watching them fight 😣 💔 #noahandally 
i guess this is a reminder i have some sort of heart left 😒 
sprea d: brisket , prime rib , deviled eggs , hatch mac , and potato salad @ lockhart smokehouse URL 
homework is impossible for me to focus on right now 😒 #notfeelingit 
.. and i'm staying with my grandma thanksgiving weeken d; 
this describes me and USERNAME during cold season 😒 URL 
oh shit your bird 😃 nobody gives a fuck 😒 
when you see someone read ya text message and they don't reply <<<< 😑 
this time change is killing me ! i keep feeling like its 10 o clock at night 😴 😒 
USERNAME it's me ? ! ! ! 😖 haha . hope it isn't for real though 😕 😋 
that would be so crazy if USERNAME went to the olympics for diving . 😏 
spent vets day the way every american vet shoul d: my girlfriend , wild animals , sushi and a pedicure ! you're welcome 'merica ! 
when ppl *drunk* tweet <<< 😑 😑 😑 😑 👎💢👊💢✌ yea fuckin right u not drunk 
USERNAME lmao thaks your gorgeous ;d my lips look huge . cause of braces denise >.< ! #lol 
USERNAME i know , my skin delicate asf d; it fucking sucks ! 
i wish he was here watching it with me ... 😏 
people who talk shit on people who smoke weed , stfu you act like we are fucking doing crack ! 😑 
USERNAME lol noo it's not , i should get paid for what i do tho 😏 👌 
did i seriously turn off the music to come in my bed to listen to screaming music ? what's going on with me . that's how you know i'm mad 😒 
pretty sure i threw my book away that i need for history 😒 😢 
USERNAME yeah a friend of mine is meeting me a the cosmo prof out here , so that's why i asked you d: 
hey guys , if your a bird , i'm a bird . 😏 
soo sleepy . i shouldve taken the night off dammit 😣 
USERNAME lately i've been going to one every weeken d: ) 
the pictures from last night 😂 >>>> the fact that they won't upload to facebook 😒 
please move back . please i'm begging . 😥 😒 
shoutout to USERNAME i don't know him but he seems reall cool . y'all better follow 😏 
all i want to do is eat d: then i complain about being fat -_- lol 
obviously you're not happy , & you could do better . you said so yourself .. 😏 
USERNAME hell yeah ! idk why USERNAME goes for them they suck ! 😆 😋 😏 
had a feeling it was going to be like before 😒 
not even sorry for just blowing up your phone 😏 
missing the notebook special edition & left my laptop in olmsted falls . #lovemylife #itsajoke 😩 😑 👎 
omg ! ! 😖 😆 😖 😆 😖 😆 😆 😆 
keep saying #oomf hates me 😖 😖 😖 😩😩 😥 😥 😥 
USERNAME USERNAME 😒 she will be 21 two days after me ... it's either we outchea n party r i get to meet ur cute model friend👍 
😏 rt USERNAME what should i eat y’all ? URL 
everyone hates on the eagles , but come when everyone is healthy and we're winning , you all be dickridin once again 😒 😑 
i use to be sad ascel doin suicides in volleyball , i use to be lik tf dis aint basketball 😒 
everything is all better when yu got foo d: ) #my #fat #butt 
did i really turn off the best love movie ever to lay down & listen to screaming music ? what's wrong with me . that's how you know i'm mad 😒 
watching the notebook ... awkward scene ... ryan gosling takes his pants off ... da d: 
USERNAME she was lieing ! d: -.-t vicky told me she aint moving ... 
nothing better than a country cruise 😊 😎 😏 #happyhappyhappy 
i see trending but most people just talking shit . wow ! someone is bitter about a heartbreak . lol . #wahh negative nancys . 😒 
USERNAME yea you should ... it's in my next tweet 😏 
everyone meet my baby pitbull . his name is playboy 😏 URL 
i hate the bears but tillman does have a shot for mvp #nasty db 
USERNAME aint been feelin good today . we found out why from some videos of las night . he sea sick from deep sea divin n some fish 🙊👅 😼 
everyone i try to read my book my cat has to rub her ass all in my face . #attentionwhore 😼 😒 
won't be using the purple heart emoji no more . 😒 
i'll take ya to the candy shop . 😏 🍬🍭 
#lrt happens all the fucking time , shit pisses me off >.< 
my nap was suppose to be only 1 hour . 😒 
idk if i should order something from URL now while their is free shipping or wait 😑 
hahaha i hella want jambe juice right now USERNAME USERNAME 😁 😒 
USERNAME u might have to talk to him smh 😒 
it's so loud inside my head , with words i should have sai d; as i drown in my regrets , i cant take back the words i never said . 
ahh , what is he going to say d; lolol . 
i should of brought candy canes home from my cousin house 😒 
boy please i could suck all night && yo shidd still wouldnt get on har d; ; you && yo limp ass , sick ass dick #disqualified 
i am blessed and highly favore d: -) be blessed ! 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME we know about their affair 😒 diana & i are together as the result 👭💕 we don't need them ! 
i'm mad at the fact that bri really thinks i kissed her wall 😒 
so it's not gonna be easy . it's going to be really har d; we're gonna have to work at this everyday , but i want to do that because i want you 
so it's not gonna be easy . it's going to be really har d; we're gonna have to work at this everyday , but i want to do that 
#confessionnight i only had 3 real bf and i regret one ! >.< 
thank god for epidural cus them damn contractions was no joke ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😱 😥 😓 😳 😣 😢 😲 now i'm super relaxed waitin fa baby ta b ready ! ! 
USERNAME same old finding the true inner meaning behind simple things like eating a sandwich 😒 
he just takes my phone like its his ! lol #rude ass 
there's only onee thing to get my mind off of this stress 😏 
every time i try and read my book my cat feels the need to rub her ass in my face . #attentionwhore 😾 😒 
i want to text you but i feel like i annoy you 😒 
lol my sister a thug , muffin say she just like her 😑 
thank you obama .. love paying $20 for 5 fucking shells 😑 #pieceofshit 
weird how we both just basically tweeted the same thing .. but i really don't know USERNAME i never knew i wasn't following you 😣 
$12 first aid kids at ikea ! #p dx prep cc: USERNAME 
USERNAME too 😏 rt USERNAME puts me in thee best mood 
let the opposition shine just so you feel challenge d: p 
i saw you yesterday with an old frien d; it was the same old same how've you been .. 
almost laid on this . that would've hurt bad 😣 URL 
USERNAME can you just text me ? ! 😣 😱 😁 
hate to say this ... the walking dead has to override the notebook right now . #thewalkingdead 😏 
why is it that you only wanna talk about sex w . me ? go get kinky with someone else . 😒 
USERNAME noo keep texting me , i likee itt 😊 😏 😁 
she went down in an airplane; fried getting suntanne d; fell in a cement mixer full of quicksan d; help me , help me ! ! ! 
USERNAME lmaoo jk i love you soo much 😏 u know that 
the one lesson i learned this weeken d: if anyone ever asks you to help them put in an invisible fence you just say no #invisiblefenceno 
USERNAME 😓 i was bad ! but i had fun ! ! ! 😏 
tlkn to my mama otp is irritating af ! pressing buttons in my ear & shit 😒 
milmil said 😒 aint a lick of damn snow outside lmaoo he keep askin 
there's really no point if me tryna get an ipad mini 😒 
i need to do my annotated bibliography tmrw since i didnt do it today 😐 darnn 
USERNAME i can tell , yu ride or die i like that 😏 
jeans nowadays are being made so my butt looks bigger than what it is 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 #mybuttisbigenough 
but if i did he would rock my world 😏 👏 
my relationship has been thru al al this for three in a half years lmfao ! →→→←←←↗↗↗↙↙↙↘↘↘↖↖↖↑↑↑↓↓↓✘✔:: >_< ::*^▁^*-_-#-_-///( >_< ). 
wow bj's changed their menus and everyone here is screaming at the football game . 😒 shutup and let me eat 
it's a sad day when your little brother is giving you advice on a video game ! 😒 #theshammee 
hates when i feel depressed & like no one is there for me , but hey it's my fault right ? 😒 
#confessionnight i'm afraid to walk through bass pro shop . 😐 
my phone case had came in & my mom never told me ! ! ! >.< 
my nails never stay pretty . they always chip 😐 
USERNAME finally i've been trying to hint that to you for hours 😒 haha 
USERNAME thank you paul ! ! he is in zz lan d: ) hope his fever stays away ! 
walking dead from last week - lauren died 😒 but baby still alive but new episode comes on next 
go down stairs to find everybody in my family watching movies & eating popcorn #thanksforthememo 😑 😑 
USERNAME yes , so bad . i'm getting rid of mine and getting something different 😒 
bon d; spa; massage; amazing meal at gen; brunch and mable's smokehouse; now the philadelphia story . perfect anniversary weekend . 
i hate it when i have chocolate syrup but no milk 😒 
USERNAME then you went back to shitty ass meade . 😒 
i have rasta colored beads on my dream catcher tattoo . 😏 
my life has always been a let down 😒 #cantdoanythingright 
the notebook is on ? ! i wasn't aware d; 
don't know what to do ? don't know what to think ? 😒 
when u toss the roach out the window and it fly's back in <<< 😒 
he told me he liked me and i tried to play it off like i ain't care .. def was freakin out in my head 😋 😏 
honestly i feel sorry for people playing games wit me .. 😒 
the only thing i hate about this weather is when you get out the shower it's cold af d; 
i've been called every name in the book so i don't give a fuck 😏 
i'm so upset that we were so fm busy that i wasn't even able to get a photo myself on the campus ! 👎 😖 😩 
$12 first aid kits at ikea ! #p dx prep cc: USERNAME URL 
i think it's strange that you think i'm funny cause he never did 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME find out and let me know ! and i saw him from hella far away and he yelled hella loud & ran down the aisle and hugs me 😣 lol 
USERNAME ohh nd ima see him maybe in december shii im scared >.< lol 
that game ending in a tie is like missing the end of a good movie ... & it totally fucked up my night 😒 
USERNAME it's right up the street . not that far up . like wading towards el sereno >.< 
damein would favorite that tweet though lol . 😏 😭 
USERNAME jordan shut up 😑 you so fake ! ! ! ! 
i just have those days where i break downs be everything upsets me ... 😒 
i think i'm the only girl in the world who doesn't like the notebook #hateit 
lol my mom was just like well i obviously saw it she sent it to me 😒 
really though . if i was watching the notebook right now instead of eating i would look something like this 😭 😩 😢 😔 😞 😕 😐 😶 
USERNAME gets the award of the most annoying person in the world 😒 🏆✋✌ 
i forgot school tomorrow 😒 i just wanna go do my presentation and leave ✌✌✌✌ 
the notebook was a good movie , until i watched it 4853487 times . 😒 
USERNAME 😒 zero effort in this relationship lately .. kinda miss ya 
i've been going to bed pissed for three days straight #hateit #somuch 😡 
#rhoa time to get some atl drama popping in p dx .... roast ckn on the table for the kids and drink in hand for me let's get crackin 
he make me smile & he do it with the sex 😏 
i just have those days where everything upsets me ... 😒 
USERNAME i just kinda complimented you , smartass . 😏 
USERNAME lmao , shh its hard to drive and look up directions >.< 
😁 😒 😔 👎 😾 🙀👺 😵 👿 😧 😦 😠 #hateit smh 
USERNAME that would be a bad idea miss ! ! ! ! then you'd have to be loopy again .. & then we'd have to wait even longer to hang out .. 😱 😣 
USERNAME magic mike & project x cus my mom never seen it . and some other movie my mom bf picked . >.< 
USERNAME thanks btw , for telling my boyfriend to instagram that awful pic of me .. # 😏 
da d: what're you listening to ? me: quality music . you should try it some time . da d: .... me: /troll face . 
i won't be here when you get your heartbroken again 😐 
i wonder how this episodes gonna be ! ' >.< 
after that loss todaii ii needed the best sex of my life 😏 
01 sd d: minha mesa cheia de trabalho lá em casa 
i was singing to my dogs and they both walked away v.v #depressingtweet 
USERNAME we lol no i love that movie but he can do soo much better 😒 
USERNAME some bitch sent screen shots of my twitter to my mom so she picked me up from jades so she could talk to me . 😒 
i really don’t feel like watching the texans right now .. 😒 but it’s my dads birthday and he wants me to watch it with him .. 
about to touchdown #mdw #boeing737 #bored #spotting #southwest #instapl @ midway international airport (mdw) URL 
the only reason i'm not at the club is cos u told me i shouldn't go 😒 😠 
now would be a good time to be prescribed sleeping pills . 😏 💊💤 
he might not have no money but he still can pull the baddest bitch in the building . 😏 
i have to write a paper on any topic in human sexuality and i have no idea which topic to choose 😑 
when girls do stuff just to impress a guy and i'm just like 😒 😒 
now would be a good time to be prescribed sleeping pills . 😏 💊💤 please and thanks ! 
USERNAME fine , i'll try my best . ☺ 😏 
lrt someone just texted me with a text signature .... 😒 
just to go to walmart my dad had to change regular basketball shorts to jordan basketball shorts and old nike slides to jordan slides ? 😒 
#confessionnight i'm jealous bout something i shouldn't be right now >_< 
not looking forward to registering for classes tonight ! 😒 #collegekidprobs #junior 
do i start cutting out fast food and pop now or until the day wrestling starts ? 😒 
wante d: female foot masseuse .. no real experience needed will train ! #hardworke @ mandalay bay events center URL 
when i wear jeans i can't do shit ; manne ; 😒 
just got back from the gym ... the notebook is on , great 😕 😒 
* i ask my grandma do she need some cold water she sai d; nawl ian thirsty kml 
#oomf everybody wants you , you can have them all but i got whatcha need . 😏 #theweeknd 
i just want him off work already fuck 😒 at least he works 
laundry mode . i hate sunday nights . 👖👗👕💦 😐 
USERNAME really ? ! and light brown until christmas #boring 
impromptu ice cream run with USERNAME #shithappens #opps #freeicecream 😏 
it's no wonder i got an f in self-control on my kindergarten report card . cant stop watching grey's ! ! ! #gonnafailanatomy 😖 
i hate when i feel like there's a bug crawling on me 😒 
USERNAME should be in pippa with me 😕 😏 #missyou 
this car just soaks up all my money . only takes premium . such a joke 😒 
ever since i've finished ac3 days ago , i've got nothing to do #bored 
two hours to finish a book and 13 pages of a study guide #ohjoy #killme 😵 😖 
i don't like people who don't know how to dig deep into their minds and how to analyze a situation . i guess i'm just too deep for the world 😒 
all i want to do is read my book , but my family doesn't know what a mild roar is when playing parcheesi . 😒 #plwasebequiet #beconsiderate 
USERNAME yeah i know ... 😣 i have cookie dough and everything . 
my baby is doing this most right now .. why tho ? >_< 
if there was a karaoke machine anywhere , i'll go ham and cheese on that thang . but there never is . 😐 
talking to you just puts me in a bad mood .. 😒 
USERNAME ugh you piss me off word yo 😒 😒 👋👋 
currently taking notes from the notebook . i think i got this . 😏 
USERNAME just keep getting up and trying until u get it right: u eventually will: i di d: just don't give up: stay with me i can help u 
i never get a goodnight text ever ! 😒 😂 
USERNAME i did fofollow u back o: ^~^ ur not eeven lame d; 
maken this money , i really wanna be back on my trap shxt though 😒 
trying home remedies to get the smell off the funk that r my brothers feet . seriously almost threw up . #needtogetthatcheckedout #gross 
at the end of the day all i got is me , make this money; smoke; eyes lookin close d; john yi 
i thought driving in the dark would be different , but anyways piece of cake 👌 😏 
USERNAME oh but you did .. and i shall have my revenge on you both . sleep with one eye open . that's all i'm saying . 😼 
USERNAME USERNAME coming from the guy that is entertained by our twitter conversation 😒 
i know that spot he loves to be kisse d; ) 
why is my foot swollen , went to hard at battle of the halls 😒 #cantwalk 
all i want to do is read my book , but my family doesn't know what a mild roar is when playing parcheesi . 😒 #pleasebequiet #beconsiderate 
USERNAME oh my gosh ! that looks like you ! #gross 
USERNAME he never a stays inside of the house ... 😒 
i hate when people speak tigrinya to me ! ! >.< 
i think i have done everything possible to avoid/distract me from this paper 😒 📄💻 #socloseyetsofar #socialworkmajorproblems 
you never know what life may bring . we just have to listen closely to the winds of change .. 😑 
USERNAME 😒 i bet i give better hugs than him . 
i've put off studying all day .. 👎 😣 why must my professor base his entire class off of 3 grades ? ! 
i hope all this heart breaking and arguing leads me back to you in the end no matter what you think that's what i hope for 😐 
s/o to the bitches that's pressed over dick . 😒 
apparently saying yes to babysit on such short notice gets u paid for 2 hours more than u actually babysat 😏 
#confessionnight a replay of last night could work . 😏 
stop retweeting this bitch . i'm gonna fucking throw up . #eww ! ! ! 
omfg it seems they are following everyone but me d: #e3followspree USERNAME please follow please it would literally make my night 
well i was watching football & homework ... then everyone else was tweeting about #thenotebook soo 😏 
the fact that i have to stay up till 12 to register for classes<<< ..... i'm sleepyy ! ! 😣 😴😴 
if your a bird , then i'm a bir d: the hell does that shit mean ? 
these llamas are everywhere ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😐 l gang nigga samgarong @ japantown URL 
got to watch 20 minutes of the notebook before it got changed to football . 😒 
USERNAME hello you're friends with USERNAME 's girlfriend ... 😒 
i could just use someone to cuddle with 😒 #nohomo 
rt USERNAME watching #rhoa and the #bears <-and studying right ? ? ? get to it now 😒 
USERNAME just when i thought he couldnt be any more deranged . unrelate d: michonne best be leaving soon . 
kill his fucking daughter . that scumbag kills everything else 😒 #thewalkingdaughter 
tatyana can suckk this . . . . nvmm she gay 😒 😒 😹 😹 😹 😹 ✌ 
what's the point of if you're going to be still going to be little bitches about everything 😒 #breakingamish 
USERNAME like why was he brushing her hair like a creeper #creeperdad 😕 😒 
why does this generation have soo much side affects >.< .. 
looks like i'm cramming for my bio test tomorrow #opps #forgot 😳 😣 
if you favorite my tweet .. then text me #rude haha #jk 
#thewalkingdaughter how long has the governors daughter been that way , why doesn't he just kill her , you can't control a walker ! duhh 😒 
watching jersey shore .. ! got no life right about now .. >.< 
USERNAME thinks i dawged him . i just go through phones like crazy . 😣 
so uhm what channel is the walking dead on ? >.< 
1 more month of this year . and it's 2013 😳 😣 😱 
wonder how different allies live would of been if she picked the other guy 😏 
i hate walking home alone in the dark . cus i'm like so scared right now d: 
USERNAME hahahah we must be geniuses ! ! ! 😏 hahah 😂 😂 😂 
feeling important cause you have 20 facebook notifications . all game requests . 😒 😑 
glad i'm not in that drama shit that shit 2 crazy 😒 
built a doghouse for tank today , cause i'm crafty 😏 🔨 URL 
i told my mom to buy a milk jell-o & she brought a water one instead 😑 👎 
roadtrip from p dx for ducks , beavers & 49ers games is complete . brody & i thank u USERNAME #goducks USERNAME URL 
dear internet::: ... please stop sending me male enhancement drug emails 😒 
like ion date forreal because to much in my life for it but i really have to like u to put u in my life nd i'm glad i di d: ) 
my last rt is seriously so fucked up ! 😖 
#randomthought i cannot wait until i get marrie d; i have do many plans and ideas for the wedding ! 
in hibernation/procrastination mode . 😑 ready for the holidays & for this semester to be over ! 
okay now monster house >.< this movies cute . lol 
USERNAME its not ! lmao these shants are retarded ! ! ! haha >.< 
USERNAME okay i'll leave that up to you . can't leave my be d: too comfortable . 
holy long day . time to go drown in more homework ! 😑 
#confession i have 0 friends , i don't like people 😒 
pretty girls make me mad , like why can't i be that pretty ? 😒 
he might be with her , but he's thinking of me 😏 
reason i'm not watching the notebook . . . . cry everyytime 😢 😩 😭 😭 😏 💗 
beloved , let us love one another , for love is of go d; and everyone who loves is born of god and knows god . (i john 4:7 nkjv) 
the walking dea d; the only show that can make me stop watching football (: 
while the commercials go on i play the game on madden . 😏 😁 
i'll hide in the closet before hanging out with you again ✋ 😒 
#letmeknow when girls become faithful and take a relationship seriously 😣 
USERNAME lucky ! do you have a middle name ? 😏 
too bad life isn't like a movie ! ! 😏 
ah shit 😎 found out who my new is 😏 
USERNAME lol alright . idk if ima go ! >.< 
when you following someone thinking they're someone famous because their twitter name is the same 😑 
USERNAME their schedual just like everyone else , not everyone is in the sec and they are undefeated and it's better than oregon #eww 
one of the many cons of working these sunday shifts is that i end up missing 😒 
rt USERNAME USERNAME #te dx ar gr8 closing talk ! 
USERNAME are you the mc for #te dx ryerson ? 
yeah i'm gonna regret this pop tart in ten min 😒 
my best friend retweeted that tweet because she knows who it's about hahaha 😂 😏 
USERNAME pshh you guys dont even need me ahah >.< i hope there early games . next ones 
“USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 once again he's USERNAME lil slave URL 😏 
😏 rt USERNAME who 🐮 rt USERNAME i always check the tweets of the people that unfollow . this girl said (cont) URL 
wish you wouldn't make this harder than it is . what part of do you not get ? #annoyed 😒 
the walking dead literally makes my stomach turn .. bleh ! ! 😖 
i've always wanted to watch the notebook with USERNAME >.< 3 lol 
on the bus to southside and it is literally filled with international asian students . just counte d: 13 #onlyatrochester 
dude takes pic with money .... mom yellin in backgoun d: boy where my money ! ! ! 
all my tweets are from everyone asking USERNAME for stuff 😂 smh 😒 i'm good with whatever you get ☺ 
just realized i'm missing the walking dead right now d: 
USERNAME tell me about it ! lesson learne d: liquids shouldn't be anywhere near computers rsrs 
i'm not making excuses , i'm just letting you know . i'm complicated 😒 
#confessionnight if wiz khalifa tweets me back or anything i will flip tf out >_< USERNAME 
not to fond of my mom right now 😒 #op 
omg walking dead tweets , kill me please 😖 🔫 
i asked kev if there was anymore hash . he responds with 😏 hehe 
USERNAME lmfao @ this . my complete conversation i sent you the other day .... 😒 
USERNAME well aintcha the nicest ? too bad i have like 2 friends d: 
USERNAME hand-crank flashlight -- wind 15-20 times for 1.5 min light . #p dx prep URL 
USERNAME i know ! everyone is getting them . that's lame 😒 
USERNAME 😏 😏 oh i will once i learn how to 
bye az you've been amazing ... tell next time 🌴🌵☀ #imoutie ✈👋back to p dx 🍃☔🌹 
so i don't have to stay home on sunday's if i get my room cleaned . that didn't last very long 😏 
i hate being so far away from my other half & bestfriend . . 😖 😢 
de'mon ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
USERNAME lol isn't it i wish i was young without a care in the worl d: ) 
“USERNAME philidelphia eagles (official site) >> rei d: too many mistakes (cont) URL 
my desk chair makes my back hurt . 😒 #firstworldpains 
my sunday evening was amazing ! :d sunday morning on the other hand .... 😐 
<<<just like youu killed tha whole bottle of ciroc on ur birthday ? ? kml 😷 😖 😂 😂 😂 
this kitten is tired ... but studying so yeah ... somebody , hmu ! ! #bored #collegeswag 
USERNAME hand-crank flashlight -- wind 15-20 times for 1.5 min light . $5.00 ! #p dx prep URL 
it's funny . most of the people i follow i know , and i know you don't act like this in real life lol we ain't got time fa dat ✌ 😒 
hope these hoes at his job don't get no thoughts 😒 
someone call me ? #bored my boyfriend is busy . #fuckyou . 
i really don't wanna clean my room or do my homework .. 😒 
home alone , watching sci fi flicks bored ... #bored #scifi #fifthelement #beard #selfie @ kenly , nc URL 
#confessionnight i may not seem like it , but i've killed ... some ducks and a turkey 😏 
USERNAME you lucky shit ! i want to go there >.< 
#confessionnight i had to pee outside today . 😖 😫 
saying our goodnights early 😒 , but it's needed . 
USERNAME haha at first i wanted a blonde one but i knew it would kill my hair 😒 
saw johnny manziel on ng last night ... followed by a mob of fans . like i get that he's a badass and all , but c'mon 😒 #thethirst 
alright guys your making me sound like a slut . just dm me 😏 
i didn't know where this was going , when you kissed me 😏 
USERNAME te d: terrible news . i'm not in portland right now . this is a serious bummer . i hope you have a great show tonight . 
excellent , simple rea d: the economic logic behind tech and talent acquisitions by USERNAME URL 
when me & adrianna show out boobs to each other 😏 
USERNAME aww thank u lol & u right lol 😏 
yoo i can't i just saw the nastiest video on wshh a man getting head from a cat fish 😫 😵 😲 😖 😫 
can't wait to go home and lay on my bed 😑 
uk would have classes tomorrow when every other college campus is off tomorrow . #pissed #sogay #hate #getmeoutofhere 😒 😪 
in my dream , my goat ate USERNAME iphone . then i took it to petco . then USERNAME woke me up by texting me 10 million times 😒 🐐 
this is the first time i'm ever watching the walking dead . #ew #whatsgoingon 
if you with me , then you're with me , if you not , well then fuck it . no back and forth shit 😐 
wante d: a non-creepy male photographer that resides in the mhk area . 
that awesome moment when your booty gets dreamt about . 😏 
howw do you write an outline ? ! 😖 😖 
i can’t watch walking dead i don’t have the channel i have to watch it online 😒 
my parents got old friends that just got here , now i gotta here about how tall i am . 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME you know what just hit me , obama won :/ #ew 
i still need to wash clothes & organize my room a bit & look for something to wear tomorrow . d: 
USERNAME you don't like sinatra ! ? ... 🙊 😒 terrible 
with our 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
just spent ten minutes lookin for my pen ... it's on my ear 😒 😒 😒 
not being able to watch the game bcuz we are on the roa d: / 
my house #smells like a damn #farm because of my #guineapigs . so small , yet so #nasty 
this game is like pick after pick after pick after pick 😒 
every time kenya speaks it's like the charlie brown grown up noise , wa wa wa ... 😒 
bruised but never broken . we fall down ... we get right back up again ! ! ! stay positive , stay motivate d: -) 
USERNAME needed a ride back from pet lan d: ( 
toop come on now . me and you are #foreveralone 😼 
everybody don't have that southern hospitality though ... smh . 😑 
first time here ... smells goo d: ) (@ kona grill) URL 
you don't like me . buh yet you don't know me . yeah that makes perfect sense . 😏 
it's like a skinny girl saying she's fat . 😒 
i hate when people can't take a joke . like , get your forever serious ass out my face . >.< 
- wake up , laundry . go to work , come home , laundry . fix dinner , laundry . laundry , laundry , go to bed . so . much . laundry . #storyofmylife 😒 
this weeks outfits are dope , stylist , different and risky . that sounds like me ! 😏 
the walking dead right now .... smh . 😷 😖 
finally ! ! ! i can actually put my index finger in the air & say oh how i've been waiting for this day . 😏 
me and kiyah been talking for a couple hours nshit 😏 
i'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth . 😑 ✋ 
where my thugs at , white tshirt i love that , timberland boots yu does that it's a fact 😏 
when people are fucking rude< uhh fuck you too 😒 
oh goodness , riley biers makes me wanna be a bad vamp 😏 
looks like casey's elbow knicked jennings . also he made an attempt to tackle so it's contact that he was going to groun d= down i think lol 
when you have too pee &nd can't bkhuz your on the bus ! ! ! >.< #fuckmylife . 
god i want hockey back .... now ! 😠 😤 😖 
i wish i was off this friday so we could go to louisiana with my mom 😒 
i might as well had cheated on you as much as you accuse me of cheating 😒 
ms . alabama us got on a lace front 😒 
everyone's watching #thenotebook , and i'm watching #thewalkingdead 😒 #lovethisshow 
my fb gets messed with more than anyone i know 😑 
despite the 8 years that i've smoked cigarettes , i don't think i've been really addicted until recently #hateit 
so you think putting pictures of partying and drinking on instagram is cool ? #getoveryourself #wearejustfreshmen #eww #trashynotclassy 
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what to do what to do on a sunday night #noschool #bored 
software update on my phone was a complete waste of time 😒 #tookforever 
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ig #thewalkingdead will have to wait til after the bears game 😒 #sacrifices 
#confessionnight i'm looking for love in all the wrong places ! 😩 😒 
i started cleaning like 3 hours ago , & my room still doesn't look any different . i have problems . 😒 
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la cocaina no es buena para su salu d; la cocaina is not good for you 
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when couples subtweet their arguments on twitter<< that’s no bueno mann😁 😒 
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watching this incredibly long game with carlos 😏 … 🏈 
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i got 99 problems but that ass ain't one 😏 
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someone help there's a huge centipede on my wall ..... 😖 
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the notebook on tv has more scenes than my dvd version . 😑 😩 #notcool 
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just realized that the cough syrup i choked down when i was younger , was just preparing me for the shots that i choke down in college #yuck 
when a picture of you passed out hits fb ... 😒 
watching the notebook alone is not a fun time 😒 
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USERNAME omg d:< thanks for ruining it for me . 
she said she on her period i said yuck . 😒 
i tell matt i'm cleaning .. and his response is i'm taking you to the hospital , something is wrong 😐 he got jokes .. 
da d: you go up through the sky and then your floating in space . 
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USERNAME ugh i know .. dont remind me morgan . 😑 😒 i dont wanna see all those hoes and dickfucks . #lol #imsomean . 
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oral sex was illegal in canada until 1869 .. #iseewhatyoudidthere 😏 
i just don't see how memorizing an ode to tomatoes will help me get into college 😐 
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spent all day at the library and still feel unaccomplished . #cantfocus 😣 
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USERNAME USERNAME lauren ? really that was my ticket u just cost me ! >.< 
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finally on my way ! home 😁 ain't been in my bed since thursday 😒 
USERNAME then unfollow me . boys are such brats sometimes 😒 
drinking godiva liqueur spiked coffee and eating caramel apple pie trying to finish up these readings ☕🍎📚 😑 
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even if we dated , it probably wouldn't last long 😒 #youneverknow 
chem test tomorrow , followed by two more tests this week . not looking forward to it .. 😒 🔫 
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just this sore on my face <<< 😒 😔 😣 please be gone 
party party , while i'm stuck here in these barracks 😑 
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i think my boobs are giving me back problems 😣 
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dont say my name if you aint go say shit when i answer >.< 
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when your phone gets text from everyone but the person you wanna talk to<<<< 😒 
USERNAME i watched it all the way from the start , and i quit at the middle of season 2, i've been on an off since then . it ain't good . 😒 
#confessionnight i wish you felt the same way ... 😔 😒 
his first niners game and they tied 😣 #49ers #candlestick @ candlestick park URL 
watching the notebook for the first time ever to bad i missed a bunch of it so i'm lost now 😒 
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قهههههر شاد حيلي و صارلي ٣ ساعتين اكتب بالessay و اخر شي طلع يوم الخميس التسليم 😒 😒 
a partir de amanha ficar sem pc +/- 1 semana d: 
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my head hurting & my stomach growling ' * waits on kira * 😩😫 😒 😔 
my mom called . i got excited cause i thought it was my babe 😔 😒 
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well that didn't go as planned ... 😒 i don't think my mom ever wants me to leave home .. 
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USERNAME *starts walking to the door , sits down and waits* 😏 
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havent seen my sister in like a month . >_< 
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i'm coming to the realization that this wasn't the best weekend to forget my laptop in my locker ... eff . 😑 
see the girl , want her ... get the girl , wonder wth you seen in her .... 😒 
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haha who snapchats me a pic of your dads ass ? #whattheeff #gross 
i wanna go on a date so olajuwon can flirt with me 😏 😋 
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wish i could just tell you how i really feel 😒 
calling parents ? really ? what are you ? 7 ? 😏 
USERNAME did you go to the party earlier ? i completely forgot >.< 
it's so cool when people's bad moods change my good moods . 😒 
#confessionnight compared to pitt , most everyone here is bitchy , stupid , obsessed with someone , and depressing . #hateit 
yes i rented arthur's christmas ... and yes it was awesome ! 👍🎄 #notashamed & definitely #notwatchingthestupidnotebook 😒 
right now , i have one picture in my min d: me holding a deer by the antlers , in camo . #wishfulthinking #wannahunt 
used to bother me so much #whynotnow #weird #butiguessitsagoodthing 😏 
mcdonald's commercials make me so freaking hungry . like seriously . stahp . 😒 
#confenssionnight i hate when people call me a snotty rich kid . #hateit #somuch 
just like mf'er trynahh get me to talk to this boy tonight;; gone say he got that brea d; ; oh , was i suppose to be impressed . ? 
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been starring at this screen for a bit now ... it's still blank . 😐 #writersblock 
with god being incontrol , i shall prosper ... 😏 ☺ 😄 😃 
my twitter is all sorts of fucked up . 😣 
daryl should have something else besides that flashlight in his mouth . 😏 #realtalk . 
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still gone say he gone pull me even tho i'm clearly not intereste d; ; 
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my mom is putting the christmas tree up already 😑 
this is seriously the longest fucking work day ever . fuucckk . 😒 
now that i think of it .. biggest contradictory situation ever .. min d= blown . #foreverconfused 
we've been bowling for about three hours now . this is boring . 😒 
my nephew is getting an ipad mini for christmas .... he is also 3 😒 
USERNAME pasta by han d: lasagna bolognese , mushroom & pancetta ravioli in brown butter sauce , linguine in tarragon mascarpone cream sauce 
hating to admit how overly sensitive i can be 😒 
USERNAME again u popped up on my screen & the same thing went through my min d: happy happy happy: don't ever change 
yu fuck wit one in my team yu fuck with the coach nd dats me >.< 
i hate family guy . it's not even funny 😒 
this nikka just cried for 5 mins kus he wanted the ipod when it was on the bed the whole time ! >.< 
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USERNAME d: you can stop now , thank you . :) lol 
jadie barton doesnt understand the shit i do for her 😒 
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cat man just came through my line .. #eww #geprobz 
thought i was seeing a commercial for a new kingdom hearts game ... but it was some mickey mouse shit 😒 
if you only knew the half of it 😣 😒 😒 
tiffany has been such a little princess today . #brat 👸👎 😒 👑 
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my mom just said i need to get out of the house because i'm annoying her . #rude 
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tasha keep poking my belly like something's in there >_< bitch i aint had sex in lord knows when ! 
my mom sent to church alone , so i took a nap during it 😏 #jokesonyoumom 
when vee and alyssa have the people at olive garden sing happy birthday to me <<<<< 😒 😣 
parentally i have 1 person in de and 1in hawaii that looks just like me . shit no wonder people always say i look familiar im everywhere 😑 
i'm fuccking hella weak ! oh my goodness ! ! i love my friends 😏 
what a drag to go to work right now 😣 
all i want for christmaas , is burberry perfume , nike free runs , chocolate , and miranda tickets . screw you . 😏 👟🍫🎤👸 
people be fakin on usin coupons .... i'll be dx mned lol i prefer to save every penny possible for the things i want :) 
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i should have known not to leave my bottle of vodka with USERNAME . 😁😁 😏 😏 😔 
mahalo bitchez ! ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 21 others) URL 
USERNAME now that i told you to ! ! 😣 😬 
i know i'm your best friend and all , but i can only hear so much about your frat and how many girls you've hooked up with before i wanna 😑 🔫 
fake bitches . i don't like that ! ! ! 😒 shrugs fuck that bitch then ! 
USERNAME i only saw it now ! ! i didn't even get a notification 😑 
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ha ha ha ha . i'm a horrible person . 😐 
i wanted to retweet USERNAME but i can't ! d:< 
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USERNAME thanks again , man . appreciate all of the help . thought it seemed like a good neighborhoo d; but , worth checking on . 
i was like biht' quit lying ! cause ian falling for it this time ! 😂 😒 
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bitch gotta man but she scheemin on the low . 😏 
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i want so chipotle but i only have 12 mins to get there 😒 
black label + henney + hookah 😳 yea i'm feeling some type of way 😏 
me: *busy upstairs* da d: .... wtf who asks that ? #imbusy #uhno 
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i love video games , but sometimes they make guys obnoxious #boring 
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#confessionnight if the people in my 6th period class could hear my thoughts , they'd prolly hate me , and love me too 😵 😏 
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like you guys already changed victoria and the first girl was way better 😒 
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if you have a phone that can't see emojis , i feel bad for you . 😑 👎 
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#conefssionnight i find white guys shorter than me very attractive . 😏 
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i'm sorry for flooding y'all's timelines for the past few days . i've reached my quota . 👏👏👏 😏 
i feel like i'm gonna be up all night #bored 
oh my gosh i can't stand when guys are tweeting all in their emotions all . the . time . 😣 😡 😠 😤 😣 #stop 
i know what i deserve and what i'm getting isn't it .. 😒 
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USERNAME i hope you pass so you can drive instead of me 😒 
i should so post this video of my sister but then i'd be to mean 😏 
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USERNAME your fine the way you are and i'm pissed that you didn't pick me up 😡 😑 
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wow my parents said no more hard alcohol ... for now 😏 
USERNAME oh my gosh , don't remind me ! 😑 i wanna punch myself sometimes in his class ! soo annoying 
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me in a bad moo d: *listens to music* me in a good moo d: *listens to music* me in a horrible moo d: *listens to music* i just love music ." 
oomf just informed me that she's listening to the song from prom night . 😏 .. i'm feeling freaky now . haha . i love that girl tho 
my house has so many lady bugs in it 😖 
USERNAME guish ! ! your avi ! ! stop it ! ! ✋ 😐 
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i don't remember the last time i've washed a dish or cleaned anything besides my room in my house 😏 👌 
signs ... never too many . #downtownportland #portland #p dx #pioneercourthousesquar @ pioneer courthouse square URL 
hearing my voice/laugh on a video is actually horrifying . #gross 
like frfr USERNAME should facetime me (( kamuron dx hueyUSERNAME )) 
these past two nights i've stayed up way past my bedtime 😏 
ricks as sad as i was that cortana die d: -[ rick cortana's not coming back . 
why can’t the walking dead be two hours long 😖 
moms always love me and practically ask me to date their daughters . little do they know .. 😏 
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😳 lol jk it's not that long 😔 😏 .. 
USERNAME why don't you have that waterproof case ? can i have it 😏 
shoe shopping online , i dont know witch ones i want d d; 
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*slaps forehead* i know exactly what's lowkey pissing me off . and i want to punch him directly in the trachea for this foolishness >_< lol 
that means i'm be a broke ass nigga again >.< 
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USERNAME umm idk nothing honestly 😐 only when i'm around other ppl 
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USERNAME what if i really was going to ? 😒 
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ugh boring nights at home in waubay with the parents #bored 
i swear there's like 9 or 10 scenes i've never seen in the notebook till now . 😡 😑 😩 #wutisthis #notfair 
school tommorrow , same shit , fake bitches , annoying teachers , ratchet hoes , fake thugs , unnecessary drama , and annoying ass people ! >.< 
i wouldn't mind if my life got a little better 😐 👎 
if you're talking about me , my phone isn't working right . 😒 
USERNAME yeah same i'm still laying in bed .. not wanting to go to work tmrw 😒 ugh my head hurt 
it's my observation , were two of a kin d: -) 
lol if y'all haven't noticed i'm in my boxers on my avi 😎 😏 ✌😁 
#confessionnight i always go for the wrong guys && ignore the good ones . 😒 fuucckk 
#confessionnight i'm addicted too sex 🙊 but i on fuck everybody 😑 
USERNAME i did it , i just didn't finish . maegan and i went to dinner and then played volleyball , so now i have to finish it lol 😒 😒 😒 
can't believe the weekend is already over ... back to school tomorrow . 😩 😖 
all i've been craving are oranges . and we don't have any . 😖 
who's try a help insure my car i swear i'll give you a ride anywhere any day anytime #please ! ! ! 😐 
someone please get me a golden retriever puppy . i will do anything for you in return . 😏 
USERNAME the game is $65 retail this tuesday so if u wanna get it early its $75 >.< 
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USERNAME oh never mind loll the soccer game i remember . d; 
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be on your guar d; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong . 
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USERNAME twitter sent me a text saying you di d: ( but idk . maybe twittwr just wanted to make me sad ! 
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omfg temple run is getting me so frustrating >.< especially when your high ! 
don’t like me ? fuck off . problem solved . 😏 
i can't wait to get my hands on him cuz once i get him it's over for the night 😏 
this week i'm going to be busy .. all week ! 😏 
i love arkansas , but man do i miss my friends from washinton . #bored 
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such words of encouragement .” truth hurts buddy . 😏 
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USERNAME yeahh 😏 i'm wearing my homecoming dress lol . wbu ? ! 
my dad finally put ruby's plates on ... guess i can't run camera lights or the bridge tolls anymore .. 😑 
of course fox would ban an episode about abortion and the right to choose ... 😒 #familyguy 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😒 😒 bye bye ... u were suppose to say deal 
USERNAME ki d: why does it rain ? parent: because mr . jacobson likes the bears and god is laughing too hard . 
gunna listen to lil wayne , den hit da hay . ✌ 😏 
met on a sunday fucked on a monday lets not pretend cuz i'm not your fiancée 😒 
when one of your legs is more tired than the other .. 😒 #thissucks #rehabprobs 
not looking forward to waking up super early to take my cousins to school but i have no choice 😔 😒 
espn need still stop teasing me with these lakers warmups d: 
i didn't push it i didn't complain and i didn't say nun 😒 💔 🙏 
any body piercings besides ear piercing are disgusting #gross #notwhatgodgaveyou 
USERNAME and i have seen #thelastsong a million times now but still pretend we never have 😂 😏 
registering for my spring classes tomorrow ... woohoo ... 😒 
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ugh , i really don't wanna start this essay . 😣 i've been avoiding it for 3 weeks already , now it's late 😒 
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i'ma bout annoyed nd irritated .. i almost ate this whole bag of kettle popcorn . 😒 
USERNAME really think she can play this game better than me 😏 🙅 
definitely brought back some old feelings and what not . #eww #feelingssuck 
nothing like feeling helpless when the internet you steal isn't working ... #fixyourinternetplease #bored 
"noise and resistance: voices from the diy und ... mon-11/12 USERNAME URL #p dx 
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me and USERNAME in the trap makin moves .. fuck it doe .. 😏 
everyone i know must be texting each other saying #wtf #noresponse #rude 
USERNAME ramen noodles saved my life when i got nine out . any kind of noodles really . and gogurt d: 
they really just used jeff buckley's hallelujah for the final episode of breaking amish 😑 
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soo i dated an .. what is now an ... alcoholic . is that what happened ? #yes #thatswhathappened #disgusting 
the things me and my sister talk about >>> 😏 😏 
#confessionnight i hate it when people brag on themselves . 😒 
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everyone follow :) i'm single and ready to mingle;) lol #bored as hell 
USERNAME >_< unplanned twin day i see . lmao ! 
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USERNAME what were you gonna ask me in my dm's ? it won't let me message back >.< 
both quarterbacks are really lighting it up out there👉 😒 
the last hour always seems to be the longest 😑 
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USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 okay i'm done . 😐 
when you wake up in the middle of a good dream <<<<<<<< 😑 
who does that ? 😂 rt USERNAME don’t text me back a whole day later trying to continue the conversation 😒 
wtf why did it end like that . now i'm gonna be an asshole till next week 😒 #walkingdead 
i took 3 naps today .. like i'm not gonna be able to sleep 😒 
things i've learne d: if i ask myself , do not start jay cutler 
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the fact that people don't know how to do there fucking jobs #fuckyoucableguy 😠 😣 
USERNAME she's just missing . they're all assuming she's dead . unless i missed something too 😒 
#desmotivaque ... otra navidad sin nadie a quien abrazar ! v.v " 
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i want some food noww but i'm too lazy to go down stairs 😒 😁 
USERNAME i think they meant vagina ... i don't know , just guessing , 😐 
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holy mother of god i just accidently cut my leg d: #oww 
make me remember you , like you remember me . 😏 
u tried to play me like a fool 😒 💔 🙏 
why can't my friends come over and spend time with me ? 😣 
goin to see anberlin dec 15 ! thanks da d: ) #favband 
#confessionnight sometimes i say i don't give a fuck but then i realize that deep inside of me i do ... 😒 
that episode of walking dead suckedd #disappointed # 😑 💀❌ 
okay , so he has not talked to me since that conversation last night . when i see him tomorrow he will surely get a piece of my mind 😒 
i have to wait two weeks for a new USERNAME to come on ? ! i can't wait that long ! #impatient #favoriteshow 😏 💼🍷🔫🔪💵 
couldn't stay around thinkin u would learn to love 😒 💔 🙏 
i'll be happy if you message me . 😏 ☺ 
made a little modification to the bathroom door . 😏 @ pembroke hall URL 
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gettin tired 😒 miss my baby's they @ their mama's house 
i loved u deep in my heart . 😒 💔 🙏 
USERNAME unrelate d: i went to college & wrote at the newspaper with a gym class hero . he left the band before they got big . doh . 
i texted him & he didn't even know it was me #fakeaf 😒 t 
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i should've known this wouldn't last long 😒 💔 🙏 
i really just want to throw up everything i ate today 😖 
the fact that my leg hair grows faster than the hair on my head<<< #gross #noshavenovemberprobz 😳 
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i have practice at 11 tomorrow & i'm still here 😑 
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nun can undo what you've done to me 😒 💔 🙏 
assuming things will never get you anywhere ... #justsayinn ✋ 😒 
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USERNAME 😑 i only told you cause i know you want your drink ! 
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ricky's cute for wanting to buy me something but what i want im getting it from my momma d; lol 
i hate when everybody gets on twitter and complains about life all at the same time 😒 lol . 
i would go with mario & drink for a little , but my ass is tired >_< 😴 
we're back to this little kid shit again ? 😒 k cool . 
if anyone knows or wants fir tickets let me know please >.< 
my dog just chilling on my be d: ) URL 
what we do on slow night bearing and race ashtray #ilovemyguys #bored #outofmind #mechan @ lee hi truck stop URL 
USERNAME 😒 lol lemme rethink this .. haha thanks love ! ! ! 
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USERNAME do you think it would be weird to just do it on facebook ? it's easier to manage than a blog . >_< 
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USERNAME notifications keep coming to my phone lol i slid a notification & replied by mistake 😒 
watched my girl and cried like a baby 😣 😭 😢 😩 
is it sad that i'm watching the nicki minaj documentary rite now #bored 
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USERNAME my futons comfier doe . jk that shit is not comfortable at all 😑 
eww ! ! ! why am i listening to dubstep >.< 
USERNAME my grandma makes amazing stuffing ... but literally everything is so goo d; tough decision . what's your fav ? 
man i want the wii u ... it's sold out for the release guess ill be waiting😁 😏 
at a celebration honoring phenomenal director mr . derrick mcduffey in p dx . #chur @ highland christian center URL 
no you will tell me now how you found out . this is a life or death situation ! 😐 
that was the most morbid , disturbing , awesome , disgusting thing i've ever seen . #yuck #thewalkingdaughter 
i have a head-ache in my eyes ... i hate glasses ! 😑 
did anything actually just happen in that walking dead ? because that shit sucked #boring #wastelofanhour 
da d: are you like obsessed with this boy or somethin ? ? 
“USERNAME wish i could say this about my research paper ... 😳 😏 URL 😂 i just died . 
porq cuando descansas mas es cuando te sientes mas cansada ? ? 😒 
this season has gone from; alright;ba d; goo d; to what in the fucking hell did i just watch . 
USERNAME well i'm a badass so that's what badass do ! 😏 👏 😎 
USERNAME #perfect 📷👌 and guess who took it 😏 👈 
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not even 1030pm , off tomorrow , and i'm seriously considering going to sleep d: 
USERNAME i miss you too ! let's go downtown this weekend ! 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME has the worst grammar on the face of the planet . #rude 
ugh , girls in bollywood movies are so cocky . yeah , i totes have 8-10 guys dying over me , so you're lucky i'm dancing with you . not them .. 😒 😂 
my dad just asked me when do i have to go back to school .. i told him next monday .. so tempted to go along with it .. what's another week ? 😏 
#confessionnight i hate to say this but i know i'm always gonna care about even though we aint together , he made me hella happy . 😒 
USERNAME hahahaha wait that reminded me of someone ... 😏 
USERNAME nope i have not , don't think i coul d; i'd be laughing to hard lol 
USERNAME no i'm just gonna get something you want that i probably absolutely hate & toss it 😒 
da d: hold on i'm watching the notebook this is the best part haha #kneeslaper 
USERNAME i sent it then it went to your profile and i was like whaa ? then i was like oh 😒 yeah lol she didn't sign out . 
i don't care about who you fxcked and how you felt after 😏 
i just tripped over own feet and spilled my skittles smfh 😒 😠 
mom left for a couple a days & it looks like i'll be eating mac & cheese for those couple of days 😒 
nope , you didn't text me back . i got a whole bunch of old msgs from you >.< #subtweet 
great ... im all alone and now the notebook is on 😒 😔 
USERNAME USERNAME i guess i'll just have to start liking yolo more 😒 
yeah #turningpoint is boring me to the point of sleep - #bored #blahppv 
this faggot was sick last week and i took his damn food to bed , and now that im sick nigga dont wanna do shit for me 😒 😡 
USERNAME but you make it look so ezaay ! 😏 haha , i know ! the #hashtagsarecool #youcanevenhashtagpoopinginthetoilet 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfao you gals , if you want we cann , if not lets all kicket tuesday 😏 
basketball tryouts tomorrow . oh i gotta wake up early but im ready d; 
my parents be shocked when i come home lol da d: oh moving back in huh lol 
just ate spaghettios with cut up hotdog peices for dinner . no regrets . #collegelife #gross 
its 2 kinds of people in this world without a bear d: women and boys ! 
not gonna lie , this is another one of my favorite parts . 😏 
USERNAME yes ma'am u was sleep the 1st half i was sleep but i got the en d: -) 
USERNAME ohh well then idk cause what time does school finish i don't wanna be walking for ah while like ah dumbass >.< 
i just took another pill and it made my other ear hurt . 😑 
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love you USERNAME USERNAME ugh how awesome would it be to be on dexter ... can only dream ... 😖 
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#confessionnight i'm in love wiid #oomfs but he a hoe >.< 
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ugh why does he always bullshit where i go 😒 
i've been so fake for the last 6-7 months 😒 
#confessionnight i havntt watched a scaryy movies since i was 6 😒 nighttmares .. 
this week will be the longest week of my life 😐 
my moms not buying me a xbox for christmas 😔 😣 😣 😢 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 
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i could never get a good picture of the dinosaur >.< 
the snippets from pink friday: roman reloade d: the re-up are finally leaking . 
USERNAME everyone is quoting th notebook but i don't know what's going on , i feel like a loser 😔 😞 😒 hah 
i wish i knew where tf the other half of my charger went 😒 
hate wearing socks in bed ! ! ! 😣 😖 
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well , looks like that was too much to ask for 😒 
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i wanna go to sleep but people keep blowing up my phone 😒 
USERNAME i should have worked harder on my articles 😏 
i don't see why it's always gotta be a big deal whenever i wanna leave . like fuck 😒 
finally i can lay down on my back and relax ! ! ! 😒 
that awk moment when your best friend favorites one of your tweets but hasn't texted you back . . . 😒 😞 💔 
i'm just gunna stop looking at twitter because all i'm seeing is tweets about the notebook , 300, and the walking dead . #boring 
rt USERNAME USERNAME noo 😒 >> u say no to every hairstyle i want 
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USERNAME nahh v.v ill shuttup lol i dont got no more confessions anyways . 
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1 d: i love you ! ! ! you've helped us so much 
i hope i don't catch what my niece has 😒 
USERNAME hahah , this is great ! hey , at least he knows 😏 
i hate that i look like a kid .. people call me cute absolutely too much 😒 
can you do a trick yeah , on the dx ck yeah ! 
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well my straight through double today is now over ! busy busy day 😣 
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USERNAME scroll down your followers list and the first cute girl you don't know just tweet her saying what's good 😏 
USERNAME i would love to know myself lol ... total upset 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME well old people love getting taco's ! ! well in my family they do >.< 
shorty she so finee , i gotta make her mine ! ass like that gotta be one of a kin d; * 
i don't know how i'm going to sleep ... my hiccups are literally the most obnoxious thing you've ever heard .. 🙉 😑 
when people know nothing about soccer but yet they call out the ref 😒 😣 😠 
forgot my stupid 50 essays book in my locker ... so much for doing skinner's homework . 😐 🔫 
my crush always wanna have me text him first -___- the fuck ? im done i give up idc idc idc idc >.< 
ugh that just got me sick to my stomach 😒 
USERNAME awe you remembere d: ) thank you ! ! :) :) 
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USERNAME lmao i wear 2.5 😂 , i like the 4s too i got the cherries , but i cant wear em there to big ! 😒 i seen you got the cavs . 
that awkward moment when your dads old friend hits on you and proposes marriage ... #yuck 
on the bright side ... oh wait , there is no bright side 😒 
#oomf needs to give me my dang dollar . 😒 
human beings must be known to be love d; but divine beings must be loved to be known . 
i'm physically strong for a girl , but my heart is weak ... #truth #thatsme 😒 
USERNAME awe thank you ! everyone's been subtweeting about picslips right after i picslip and i'm like 😒 . 
cant believe a girl really pissed out a car window in front of us smfh #ratchet #nasty 
i just stepped in a pile of mud with my new tony lama boots #feelsicktomystomach #cantbelieveididthat 😖 
i'm just kidding , my phone won't let me sleep . 😔 😒 
people be trying to compare they size to me like i look like a 10 year old you can't compare yourself to me 😒 lol 
the new group of hired employees at my job <<< 😓 😑 
whyy did daytrader break up ... they were so goo d: '( #whataloss 
welp , i ate 3 double cheeseburgers and some dog food ... solid dinner 😖 
it's 37 degrees in my house right now because no one has been home , i can see my breath . 😣 ❄ 
#askforce any #p dx friends headed up to seatlle for the USERNAME #cloudforce on tuesday ? 
; y'all girls do anything for that income $ i don't understand i just don't understand 😒 
looking at a picture of your ex and thinking 😏 
USERNAME i'm trying to come home thursday and skip class next week doubt it'll happen though 😒 
trust the voice within . just not the queen singing this song for karaoke . damn ! #ew #florida2012 #vacation 
USERNAME i've never seen that movie and i never will #ew 
USERNAME me equivoqué de dandroide d: jajajaja le decía era al gafo de USERNAME 
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USERNAME telling me i didn't have school made me excited , realizing you were wrong kill it 😒 
USERNAME well itunes asked me if i read the terms & agreement i lied and said i did #ohdamn 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😏 
USERNAME yeah they are awesome . you should look up te dx at stanford . 
USERNAME i told you i only came down for tommy's birthday 😒 
how can i get to know a person if they don't reply 😐 
yeah i eat it , but much rather beat it 😏 
oomf just call me and wanted me to get drunk with her but im still in lafayette . -___- #dead 😑 😑 😑 
a book without never catches my attention . 😒 📖📚 
::shine bright like a diamon d: : #nyc #citythatneversleeps #goodtimes URL 
older people that don't know how to drive properly . 😒 seriously ? you have more that enough room to turn out of the parking lot . 
my phone hasn't gotten above 20% charged in hours . 😒 
USERNAME well i can't because of my age 😑 so august is the earlist (: 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm way more mature now , i assure you 😏 
i never fail to burn my mouth drinking my coffee 😒 
sociology is impossible . too bad i need this extra credit . #fml 😑 
he's not a keeper if an ex has a restraining order on him . gee sounds familiar ... 😑 
USERNAME i'm getting the ugg ones so i ain't tripping 😏 
USERNAME idk they name lol we had 3 new people working tonight and they was soo s l o w 😑 lol 
snap chat : trintysativa (i fucked up on my user name and idk how to fix it hahaha 😑 ) 
"USERNAME america divide d: those who work , and those who take from those who work URL via USERNAME 
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i just listened to all of our voxers and i miss you 😒 😕 
when someone tells you something about someone and it changes the way you feel about them 😑 
ouuch i'm in so much pain 😣 i know i'm gonna be sore af tomorrow . i can feel it #cheerprobzz 
i can't wait for the basketball games this week ! ! ! ! ! 😏 ☺ 👌 
having to many emotions going on at once . 😣 #frustrating 
really tho , i may not be in class tomorrow ... 😏 i'm a damn veteran 
how bout a 3rd chance & they still fck up 😒 
i can't pick between my senior pics d: they're all so good . 
USERNAME last year i went to the mall lol got a lot of clothes but it was hella packed >.< 
i've had a long day .. i need a massage 😣 . 
i'm just sick of always being all by myself 😒 
i don't mind it sometimes but this is too much 😒 
my dog is so spoiled 👑 😒 🐶 #mimi #loveher #mybaby URL 
i feel like they're gonna make us run a lot tomorrow bc were gonna have the whole gym d: 
you both are just alike , that's why y'all are perfect for each other . 😏 
everyone is tweeting about the notebook ... and i didn't watch it . 😒 
i'm so over fantasy football this year 😒 #myteamssuck #12teamleaguesucks #throwingknthewhitetowel lol 
feels so fucking gay wearing a madrid jersey 😳 😐 
to whoever wrote the walking dea d: i applaud you . #goodwork 
#ifwedate i swear , i'll be better than your ex 😏 
ну не красавчик ли USERNAME ! ? 😏 3 номинации на #mtvema ! 
wait tomorrows a half day ? since i have an out does that mean i get to leave at 1146 ? 😏 
and now she is a brunette ... 😒 USERNAME URL 
USERNAME have you seen your size ? and you talking about mine .. 😒 
you had to fall asleep ... USERNAME #bored #nottired #needcompany 
really good weeken d: ) and to top it off sleeping late tomorrow ! ! 
USERNAME i suppose . i was only in va for like 5 hours 😑 
umm .... 13 yrs olds already;fuckinqq and sucin dick d= ======8 #notcute 
i didn't have rice to complete my meal today and it felt .. bland 😒 
USERNAME 😐 😐 😐 😐 nigga you serious ? 😂 😂 😂 😂 lmao 
get their hands dirty , and be on top of everybody . oh okay 😏 
i gotta say my living room at home is a lot more cozy during cold weather than my dorm room is .. 😒 
i wish everyone minus tyler would never talk to me again 😒 
cool . this day just keeps getting better . lost a good friend . argued with two exes . fought with both parents . check engine light . #pms 😒 😒 
USERNAME oh no ! already had a cringeworthy moment that i had to cover my eyes for 😣 so good though 
USERNAME aight we gone see lol ! ! 😮 😏 😂 
USERNAME USERNAME as a dude , i am utterly offended . #rude 
USERNAME i'm not jenni anymore , i need to smash my face against a rock . ill come aroun d: ) when should i ? 0: 
just cried cause there's a huge ass spider in my room and now i can't find it 😳 😩 😣 
USERNAME lmao because i tried walking away & kept walking closer ! >.< 
dude i won't be seeing you tomorrow 6th hour d: 
i think couples only hold hands & act cute to make me jealous 😒 
USERNAME cried when i told me i wasn't coming home for thanksgiving , whata a cutie 🌰🍂🍃🍂🍃 he said #youbetta come home for xmas 😏 
USERNAME i was suppose to join but USERNAME didn't answer his phone 😑 
today didn't go as planned at all . 😩 😒 😥 oh well . there's always next time . 
it's my hair . let me dye the shit . 😒 #notyourchoice 
so my dad sent me this picture and he's in brazil and words cannot describe how jealous i am 😭 😞 😒 URL 
USERNAME what exactly is a tear duck ? 😏 😂 
my younger cousin is sleeping over today . yaay . 😑 
walking dead took a turn for the ugly 😒 i don't like ... #walkingdeaddaughter #walkingdeadfight 😣 
all of spyders jackets are wack this year . 😑 
happy birthday to the craziest person i know , USERNAME ! ! 😒 
i feel as though my stomach is about to burst . ate too much mcds 😣 
USERNAME it's hell ! especially when i can't eat ! that's the worst part ! 😖 
it seems like everybody is mad at me and i don't know why 😤 😕 😑 😐 
so i went from going in at 12 :3 0 to going at 11 .. thanks sandee 😑 
good basketball n good football is on .. yet my aunt has on real housewives 😒 
i wouldn't make it to 11 in a lifetime #yuck #yeahisaidit 
#cofessionnight i like them big and juicy 😏 ! ! ! my mongos of course ! ! :) 
a fucking bug just landed on me . guys , i almost just died . #whoa #ew 
if any of the girls from jv make varsity this year besides USERNAME i'm gonna hurt them 😑 #ionlylikepriscilla #lolol 
la la laa . i wish i could sing good ! d: 
boy i love studying .. i feel like a genius and all 😒 
i feel like falling asleep to the movie 'p . s . i love you' 😏 
i just love people say when they really don't understand how important somthing is to you ! ! ! 😒 😤 😑 
i'm losing my patience with these drive throughs 😑 #mariahmoments USERNAME 
why didn't USERNAME take his clothes off ? rick ross is the only one performing i'd like to see keep his clothes on . 😏 😄 
i swear to god i love my bestfriend so much >.< 
i jus thought u cared but u really don't i see 😒 💔 🙏 
USERNAME im just kidding too d; i know u were playing ^~^ and im kkiddng :( ur a trill ass niggu c: 
sorry to anyone i direct messaged . it wasn't me and don't click the link >.< 
d: rt “USERNAME estais advertidos -- peligroso martes 13: habrá un eclipse total de sol URL #notiwtf 
USERNAME 😒 nigga both y'all on that unsure stuff . stop fiddling and man up and take charge . if you want to . 
USERNAME yes i trained her that's why 😊 lolol and yes ! he acted like he ain't wanna work . he said ... really ? 😑 🔫 
have you ever wanted someone so bad .. but knew you would never be with them again ? #crazy #hateit #whyher 
im like waait . hold up . lemme roll upp 😏 
new fashion tren d: wearing yer shirt inside-out . i started it after shopping earlier . just discovered it now but i'm making it official 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ask mom to buy tickets tomorrow ! if it's not already sold out 😒 
i'm doing leadership homework , and it's a 3 day weekend 😏 📝🏆 @ starbucks URL 
#confessionnight i still have a crush on #oomf since last year and i'm barely talking to her this year >_< 
USERNAME u no how it is but didn't u say u was getting off twitter so ........ 😒 
USERNAME ugh . i hate when people talk about stuff like that in public ! #rude 
for real tho , why do i even care . 😐 
USERNAME ✌-👆+👌+👍=👋👈✋👆 ☺ 💪👍👍 😏 😳 👐 hahaha me either you started it ☺ 
spent this entire weekend cleaning my room and sorting through clothes and i'm still not done 😒 
#dumbfanficmoments it was good until they said something about carrots . #ew 
i scratched my hip so much it started to bleed ... ouchie . 😒 
i'm me , and all shy/cute/flirty & it comes off as not interested >.< seriously ? if you're not making why should i ? 
USERNAME dear justin i love you the en d: ) 
facebook . it is .... cuz im b o r e d: ) 
i can have another u in min 😒 💔 🙏 
i miss thoughs days when mom said to be in the house by the time the street lights came on 😒 
kristin getting up at 6 when we are leaving at 10 😐 
my phone won't let me open abbey's video ! d: 
#confessionnight i need a lot of attention from the person i'm with . i guess you can say i'm needy 😐 
i always try and see the best in everything 😒 
USERNAME oh i see you listening to that old school gio and dani f 😏 
USERNAME right , i have the green bean 5s tht i only wore once , 😒 waste lol i love the colors of the grapes tho , my fav jordan is bordeaux 7s ! 
USERNAME i'm trying not to think about it 😒 i'm watching the notebook . build me a painting room ... even though i don't paint ? 
do u wanna like text me or something ? 😏 #yea #no #damnk 
staring contest with the cute kid in our tour group . me: ohh happy hoodie ! ki d: weirdo ! @ the north end URL 
dear oomf i wish i could have tje courage to tell you how i really feel about you >.< 
the watch ima get when i get $225 ! ! ! 😏 
USERNAME wasn't a spelling error . clearly it was a grammatical error , gotta be a ua fan 😒 ✋ 
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eating ice-cream w/ li >.< (@ seaport village w/ 4 others) URL 
"USERNAME #skyfall wins box office , sets franchise recor d: URL cuz daniel craig is the bomb 
#confessionnight the guys that i've been with in the past were thugs . 😒 
everyone go follow my girl USERNAME :) she is new to the twitter worl d: ) 
#confessionnight for once in 3 years , i'm the single loner of my family :( #hateit #itsucks #fml 
omg ... i forgot to put the seat back up ... now i got a wet ass ! 😐 #ohshitmoment 
#confessionnight i'm fucking tired ! ! ! 😲 😑 😬 
one more for the roa d; your life may be going back to normal after sandy , but there are those of us @ ba mar URL 
USERNAME lmfaoo i did that very hard to believe 😒 
not even gonna lie , she looks like a dude in her avi #yuck 
USERNAME u gone out some music on my 📲 lost all my music frm that update ! ! 😒 
i wish i knew a thing or two when it came to school .. 😳 😣 
USERNAME i felt that this weekend was too short >.< 
lmao get off dat gay shit… USERNAME gone get yo lil laugh in 😒 
USERNAME stole my chapstick and now my lips are all chapped 😔 😒 
so it’s not gonna be easy . it’s going to be really har d; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday , but i want to do that because i want you 
USERNAME i literally had tears running down my face .. 😣 that's the second encounter i had with a spider today .. i'm now paranoid 😫 😥 
my dog knows what shut the fuck up means unlike most humans 😏 #goodboy 
USERNAME you do have a say . that's why i asked 😣 
#confessionnight im reall inscure around jeivhan , luisa .. and more >.< 
USERNAME people at warped can be really nice ! especially to little girls who get knocked over easily 😣 
#confesionnight hoes come out at senior week , but when we get back to lancaster you think we forget . ? 😐 
` when you miss someone so much your dieing to text them back but your mad at them so you don't 😣 😒 
imma learn how play the piano and serenade females everywhere lmao 😏 
i was in my zone at practice tonight tho ! >>>> 😏 🏀 never a time to stop working ! 👍👌 
USERNAME roger that ! too bad i'm in minnesota ! 😒 
USERNAME yes ! slowly but surely . not anything close to yours though #jealous 😒 
USERNAME if you look good as last night everyday in my bed then it's on 😏 
#confessionnight i've recently stopped taking them tho . only because i ran out of them . now , i'm always itchy everywhere >.< 
bouta make a bbq with the family ohh yeahh 😏 😋 
i hate it when it looks like your crying but it's actually your allergies acting up again ... #awkward 😷 😐 
addison brielle gregory ! ! ! ! go to sleep 😒 URL 
USERNAME i was away this weekend and put it off 😣 if you know how to do the graph please print me out one and just change it up a bit 
#confessionnight the power you feel you have when you introducing your partner to new things 😏 😏 😏 
this book journal thing isn't so bad . just wish i didn't lose my actual book 😒 
i wanna lick you up and down from head ta toe 😏 
it's not gonna be easy . it's gonna be really har d; we're gonna have to work at this everyday but i want to do that , because i want you . 
i wanna go too sleep already but it's way too early 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME omg i was about to say ..... that kid was there and i didn't know ? 😭 😒 
can't wait for this week to be over , thanksgiving has came to fast . 😏 
USERNAME dan thank you so much . that really means a lot to me . 😏 today's word reminded me that i shouldn't allow what i see physically 
USERNAME that was like one minute of the song though >.< 
guys i got a camera call me bonk gran mierda 😑 URL 
#confesionnight i like to go swimming …. if ya know what i mean 😏 
USERNAME but i'm not stressed 😒 but if it is ill be angry with you 😡 
da d: of course they won ! that's a stupid question . 
USERNAME 😳 .. blow them ? .. you dirty little girl 😏 
here's a saying i never understoo d: the proof is in the pudding ? tf that mean really ? 
gotta learn how to be a positive polly ! no negative nellies allowed . 😖 #beagoodsport 
USERNAME i'm weak . aha not true thou girl 😏 
USERNAME i don't know i didn't even know we had one ! d: 
USERNAME will you text me ? i always text the wrong number and then get all confuse d: ( 
of course i'd start to get sick when i have exams monday through thursday this week . 😐 🐌 
yup , i think i want to stay on campus ... yup 😏 
USERNAME nawh . but i do have my ghostbuster pants on . 😏 
USERNAME lol i kinda do man they givin me some weak hours bro -_- but then i'm saving on gas 😒 
USERNAME the one that called kaytee ? ? && we had nothing else to do loll you guys shoulda hurrie d: ) 
end of an era :-( rt USERNAME at cary's galaxy cinema , a last picture show flickers to an en d: URL 
in my perfect worl d; i'd have my children , grands , & man all in the same city ... wishful thinking ... 
#confessionnight i'm really not a bitch , unless i don't like you . 😏 
USERNAME oh yeah ! knasty lost any respect with me after last years game against us . emaw sounds like a bird mating call #gross #vom 
#followme if you want to hear it , im not a rapper but i occassionally make some things . #bored #mma 
yes i sent him a pick up line 😊 😏 
what i accomplished this weeken d: peed in the woods by a stopped train , made a fool of myself , and watched about 12 movies . 
i knew he was gone go to sleep on me . i guess i'll play god of war .... 😒 😁 
my dear frien d; emily; sent me this beautiful card in 2009 and i just ran across it . i was meant to r @ home URL 
#conefessionnight i always got gas in my car lol 😏 
USERNAME yepp , one too many dr . peppers 😣 
“it's not gonna be easy . it's gonna be really har d; we're gonna have to work at this everyday , but i want to do that because i want you" 
USERNAME lmao that's why i went off ! haha i was like y'all need watch out for me shiitt hahha my height is an issue 😒 i need help 
.... all cause puerto rico is gonna become a state 😒 😒 😒 
how fucking stupid ! ! how many fucking dwi's is it going to take you ? until you're back in jail ? 😒 😒 😒 😒 
#confessionnight the most i spent on a guy was roughly $376 andd he wasn't even my boyfriend 😒 september 15th . 
#confessionnight i wanna get on facetime tonight ! ! ! 😏 😁 
#confessionnight i consider people i know on twitter my friends . i see them in public and i'm like hey girl ! oh wait idk you .. 😐 
USERNAME no :c jenny's mom invited us to eat d; < 
hahahaha should have listened to me .. smh . 😂 😏 #whyamialwaysright #everytime #seriously 
i be deadass tryna not be friends with justis cus she so corny but i always find my way back 😒 
it's official , i'm going to drop out of school and become a stripper 😒 
a xanax would come in handy right now . #cantsleep #toonervous 😣 
i've come to realize i'm really bad at showing emotions #pokerface #allday #errday 😐 
USERNAME mhm i let you lose is more like it 😏 
lmao ! rt USERNAME alright move around rt USERNAME #confesionnight i like to go swimming …. if ya know what i mean 😏 
USERNAME for reals ! alright let's continue bawling our eyes out since its not over yet 😐 
i'll worry about it when it comes aroun d; #melately #notokay 
USERNAME USERNAME this makes it sound like you 2 are showering together 😏 
ugh i hate being in so much damn pain yo -.- my body feel battered up >.< i need a massage badly >.< 
school tomorrow and idk if we had homework for hobbs class . >_< 
#confessionnight i see how some dudes only get attention when they brag about they dx ck to hoes ! 
need sumthing new again👌 😂 😂 😎 🇮🇹 impossible to hold my attention👎 😏 
this mf coughs n farts on the floor but i didn't hear it i felt it thru the floor beams 😑 
i seriously need to get my nails done . they're looking pretty bad d: #girlproblems 
you know it . lmaoo rt USERNAME head first huh ? rt USERNAME #confesionnight i like to go swimming …. if ya know what i mean 😏 
USERNAME omg she's so hawt ... too bad she is 3 1/2 hrs away .. 😑 
ugh i am starti g to regret ever meeting her 😒 😞 
i wish my mom would turn the heat on higher 😒 
liquid plumber has a very sexual vibe to its commercial . 😏 
idk why this nigga ik in wade reppin 2-6 ... smh 😒 
undercooke d: obamacare may slice papa john's staff's hours: URL 
i wanna know what all those 365 letter noah wrote to allie say . 😒 
watching the human centipede 2 d; oh dear lord why v.v 
i'll never understand why liam hemsworth stays with miley cyrus #disgusted 
i guess i'll tell show my secret since he's my husban d: ) 
we're too much alike 😒 attitude , mood swings & bipolarness (i don't care if that's not a word) 
#confessionnight i'm in love with you and all your little things 😏 
sometimes i still think about you 😒 ”i know you do 😄 
6am is going to hit me harder than a train tomorrow morning . 😳 😑 
alicia keys please give it up 😒 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME lier he told you something huh ? v.v i know how he is 
it is officially ut/vandy week . i can't wait for the ut reunion this saturday ! wish we all got together more than once a year 😬 😏 
*phone rings* rick: hello ? other en d: you just got punk'd ! ! #thewalkingdead #thewalkingdaughter 
boys who are hot , but you know are huge sluts <<<<<< 😒 
#confessionnight wish i could go in to the army . 😒 #brintumorprobs 
USERNAME well your sad ... so if your really that sad you can text me 😏 ☺ 
i told my mom that i'm gonna sell drugs and now she's going off ! fml 😖 
i do not wanna go to school tomorrow ... 😒 
USERNAME hahahahahahahaha apparently the next chapter is coming out on december and not november d: i wish i could read japanese better 
#confessionnight i never thought beyonce was fine , still don't 😐 
great no sleep tonight ! ! 😐 USERNAME pass the melatonin 💊 
aha speaking of tequila someone left a bottle here 😏 
what's the policy of taking a dog home at the airport if its owners don't pick it up at baggage claim ? ! #breakingmyheart ! #p dx #cryingpup 
cheerleading is going to be over in less than a week <<< what am i going to do with my life 😒 😒 
i have so much shit i gotta get done tomorrow . 😒 
blah i think i'm forreal done with guys .... i just got another example of why i shouldn't talk to non >.< 
trying not to cry myself to sleep again from thinking , don't feel like having my eyes swollen tomorrow morning . 😣 
USERNAME i don't shop at gilroy because i'm disappointed that they don't have a hollister . 😐 
the way my hair looked today i might as well have fckd last night 😒 & i don't feel like flat ironing it nor washing & detangling it 
& yu can't even talk to that 1 person that yu cut everybody for 😒 
i wish i had a really cool . emily brooke robbins isn't too cool 😒 😞 
#confessionnight i paint my nails every fucking day .. 😐 
i'm histerical crying and that part didn't even come 😣 
USERNAME i heard ! >.< i had high expectations for it 
USERNAME i do when it reminds me of someone 😒 
nd some bitches wonder why niggas come at them on some hoe type shit 😑 
USERNAME i'm so sorry ! thanks for being a good bestfrien d: ) #bffl #loveyou 
i'm so sorry . 😣 i feel like such a butt hole ! 
stress and ocd are fucking me up . 👎 😔 living with someone not in their right mind doesn't help either , but if i'm not here the who is ... ? 😕 😒 😴 
laugh @ dey ass ... USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #rude -girl :-) URL 
that moment when you say something stupid in front of your crush and your just like what the hell is wrong with me ? ? 😑 
awkward moment when you send someone a pic of an ugly person and it happens to be their cousin .... 😳 😐 🔫 
having to memorize 5 pages of notes 😔 😣 😫 
USERNAME i miss you too ! ! ! and you the one thats a stranger 😔 😏 
USERNAME he was happy that dog is dead . you could see that smirk . 😏 
hope i get a call for a job interview soon 😒 ☎🏢 
USERNAME USERNAME man you don't look shit like your sister 😒 
yum ! USERNAME last sample: USERNAME brewing rpm ipa at USERNAME in #p dx . as bartender says , best ipa out of #oregon right now…” 
can my sister shut up and take to get something to eat . 😒 
haha this chick wants big foot to check her out . 😏 👉 haha by god 👌 😂 
USERNAME btw ... i like your bio . 😒 ✌ 
fuck you pandora ! you too jesse mccartney ! we know he wasn't singing about a redheaded girl .. 😒 #beautifulsoul URL 
#oomf cheated on her bf with me more thank once but didnt inform me she had one when we first did anything 😒 
#confesionnight every girl on my tl should text me 😐 
USERNAME ayee holla at my boi USERNAME right quick 😏 
USERNAME talk about you walk me home now and shii >.< 
i've only wrote 1 line for this essay and that was 35mins ago . 😒 
i have to wear the sling for my arm tomorrow >.< so if anyone sees me ... its the doctors & my mom being over dramatic /.- k . c: 
so it's not gonna be easy . it's going to be really har d; we're gonna have to work at this everyday . 
although i have low self esteem , i'm so glad i know how to do my hair and make up now 😖 #confessionnight 
how can anyone enjoy watching football games where neither team can pick up a first down ? #boring #houvschi 
USERNAME 😒 you a have a beaner for a sister haha 
haha , got wendy to call me daddy 😏 #winning 
USERNAME i will go to bed right now then ! hopefully that helps .. key wor d: hopefully 
USERNAME USERNAME you don't wanna ask me out d; ? 
idk if i should go back too black or stay redd >.< 
my cat really just farted in my face and pranced away . that bitch . #nasty 
why yes i'm having so much fun laying in bed in the dark watching tv all by myself ... thanks for asking 😒 
i hold my pee way too often ! perhaps its my fear of public restrooms ! it's like bitches never learned how to flush :( #confessionnight #ew 
#confessionnight i will cry if i can't be goalie this year because of my han d: / #soccergirlprobz ;) 
USERNAME omg , double a ... smh ! lauryn hill 😒 
i would like to get active tonight . someone should hit me up #bored 
8th wonder of the worl d: gangnam style's popularity . 
hate when a gorgeous girl follows me & her location says canada 😒 
this damn girl gonna turn on d'angelo in the car like i'm a bitch or something ... 😒 
although i have low self esteem , i'm so glad i know how to do my hair and make up now 😖 #confessionnight URL 
i wish i could run out on the field and give all these players a blanket and a sweatshirt ... they look so col d: ( poor guys #bearsvshouston 
fuck all of you watching the notebook with your awesome boyfriends 😒 #jealous 
#confessionnight whenever i'm in a relationship i'm a down ass chick . i will stick beside you no matter what until you fuck shit up 😒 
i wonder how many socks ive lost this weekend ? 👎 😑 😔 
USERNAME has quoted the queens of comedy 2 times on this trip . ... and we're only on day 4. damn ! #vacation #florida2012 #ew 
after taking that nap i probably won't be able to sleep tonight ... 😒 
ughh i can be such an emotional wreck sometimes 😒 😢 😭 
USERNAME i mean you obviously should be jealous of that .. 😒 if you’re talking about who we discussed earlier . 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah i can bite you with them too ... 😏 
we share birthday parties 😏 💁 #four #seventeen #sisters #happybirthdaytous 🎉🎈🎂👭 @ red devil pizza URL 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha you guys are dumb 😏 but hey now if i ever see marsh in the streets ill know right away ! 
USERNAME scary how accurate that is for me too 😖 
when someone says that they hate when girls wear fake hair , eyelashes , nails , yet their doing it too ... smh 😒 it's funny though ☺ 👏 
may your love come down so my mind might have you 😏 
#confessionnight sometimes i think i should stop being sweet & start acting like a total asshole . lets see if a girl won't hurt me then 😒 
USERNAME hahaha lucky you . along with the 20 pictures of just black with writing 😏 
hide n seek naked u find me .. we fuck i find you .. we fuck ! ! 😁 😏 
USERNAME psh but you say they suck on flag day >.< 
not with my grandpa signing the viagra commercial with feeling ! 😒 😂 
i have the whole song memorized forwards and backwards . 😏 
i hate when i think a tweet might be directed towards me but i dont know for sure >.< #confessionnight 
if i leave and get food .. who wants to go with me ? #bored 
where are my god damn retainers ! ! #pissed #wheredidiputthem 😣 😡 😡 
USERNAME do tell . living through you over here in amurica 🇺🇸 😒 
😒 rt USERNAME might actually go to bed early tonight 
#confessionnight honestly ... 😕 kinda worried about wlp auditions 😣 
i feel worse now than i did this morning o_o 😣 😷 
not with my grandpa singing the viagra commercial with feeling ! 😒 😂 
my service sucks over here ! ! i couldn't even delete nd fix the fuckin tweet before anyone read it >.< 
das me doe ! rt USERNAME thats my boy jimmer doe 😏 👌 
USERNAME omg . me too . i remember elementary school people laughed at me for it . not they all listen to it . 😒 
USERNAME i prolly won't answer ......... 😯 😮 😐 😬 
in my personal opinion ... you should really just be abducted by aliens already and never brought back . #wheresthemothership #bye 😒 👋👽 
#confessionnight : saying tho at the end of your statement 👎 😣 
eww my mom just called todd stop . ✋ #eww #nastnicknames 
the only good thing about sandy is that it made me and nole fall inlove 😏 
people always have to ruined my day/plans ! ! #pissedoff >.< 
yet another monday .. tired of the same old routine 😒 😒 
the way USERNAME just said ''you son of a gun to USERNAME lmfaaoo ! >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao you know what i meant 😒 👎🔪 
these past summers keep getting better each year #takemeback 😩 😣 
my lil workout i just got done doing 😆 😆 haha feeling good ! got me excited to workout with donta tomorrow 😖 
USERNAME damn ! ! that sucks , sorry to hear that 😏 . just keep moving around instead of staying still . 
vim’s keyboard layout is so productive , i want it everywhere . d: 
tabi has been keeping himself hidden from the outside worl d; (((( 
i have nightmares every night . even when i take naps . what's wrong with me 😣 
dis 1 fa dem college heads .. dem bad hoes at (ucf) .. 😑 👊 
😔 😔 😔 😖 “USERNAME wsj reports fbi found classified documents on petraeus' mistress's computer . URL 
#confessionnight every nigga say i got a smart mouth >.< no tf i don't 
USERNAME hahaha , i actually try to be nice to everyone but some people make it so hard 😒 
i've never seen the notebook nor mean girls . 😐 i'm a failure at being a girl i guess . 
omg my niece won't let me go to sleep she keep kissing me 😑 lol 
USERNAME no ! it should not be canceled . >.< 
leas gunna be like 80 when her sons an adult . #eww #rhom 
that feelin after you get a text that's not who you want it to be ! ! <<<<< 👎👊💢 😒 😣 😔 
USERNAME anorexic girls <<< curvy girls . too bony ! lmao #ew 
im so freaking hyper right now , this paper is never going to get finished ! 😒 
USERNAME haha . you was good the first time .. and your name is ? 😏 
why did he have to pop up in my head tonight ? >_< 
USERNAME they aren't stupi d: ( you'd like them too if you saw them ! 
USERNAME okayy iguyy lol ur such a jerk . ! were rlly nt friends nomore >.< 
boom boom boom lemme here you say way-o #bored #losingmymind 
you know what ..... i'm going to bed 😒 #sweetdreams 
#confessionnight over thinker of the year goes to this girl ... 😒 
encore: who are you; behind blue eyes; pinball wizar d; baba o' riley; won't get fooled again; tea and theatre . #thewho #pittsburgh 
USERNAME i wish i could retweet this ! 😊 😏 
when you do something for someone and they never thank u <<< #rude 
i wonder if USERNAME and USERNAME are gonna let me stay with them this weekend 😏 
this niggas smoking like they life depend on it & my hair is gonna get frizzy with all this fog 😑 
just brought my 20 pairs of jeans home from my parents house to add to the ones i already had here ! probs should sort through them 😐 😒 #truth 
i don't like the lakers but dwight was my nigga when he was in florida 😣 
USERNAME lol im trying but my interest just doesn't seem to make it past super bowl party 😖 
USERNAME i've seen way too much of your face for the past 2 days 😒 #wereat113 
#oomf is bullshitting ! we had a deal mister ! ! ! >_< 
USERNAME dx i just wont bring it cause we wont be needing it  
the other day , i asked my dad if he'd let me drive home . homeboy pulled out his prayer book . 😒 😔 
carson is 9 months old and already throwing temper tantrums ............ his terrible twos are going to be interesting to say the least . 😑 
USERNAME ya i kno ! >.< &already ? ? ! ! 
lol of course it wasn't ! ! ! 😒 😂 
USERNAME USERNAME well i mean you guys are living together ... wouldn't surprise me ... at least you'd be saving water ! 😏 
we suck young bloo d: still my favorite radiohead song , hands down . 
i hate when the bread on my sub is soggy 😒 😑 
i hate when i climb all the way to the top of my loft and forget something down below and then have to climb all the way back down >_< 
you should come over still , aha or i can go pick you up , 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME can't compare to my man . 😏 💏 there's need to be a black boy emoji 
i am just crying everywhere 😭 😩😫😩 😭 😩😫 😭 😩😫😩 😭 😭 😖 😫 
that awkward moment when you realize that , the person you hate is still breathing . 😒 
da d: doesn't this car have a compass ? me: no dad ! who are you indiana jones ? use your iphone . da d: does it look like i carry a satchel ! ? 
had such a romantic night w my homegirl lol perfect date for me & a boy 😑 lol #foreveralone 
USERNAME thank god ! yes keep it our class only 😏 i'm so excited ! i'm sending you a snapchat for it 
iphones are the fucking best and if you don't think so it's just because you've never had one before 😏 
USERNAME haha i wish they didn't existt ! so scared its gonna crawl in my mouth tonight .. 😖 😭 
#confessionnight i wish i was normal . but if i was i doubt i'd have weird friends . 😐 
she's heating up dinner for her husband .” my eyess 😲 😠 😷😷😷 😖 
eww wtf , some girl posted a picture to USERNAME with a bloody tampon in her mouth . #grimey #wtf #ew #gag 
USERNAME as much as i would love spending every waking moment with u , i shall pass . hahahaha 😏 
if i said what was really on my mind maybe i wouldn't be so flustered 😒 🔫 #goodnight 
i hate black friday . and i hate the fact i have to work in the mall on black friday . i dare someone to piss me off that day . 😣 
USERNAME umm don't start amira ! ! 😒 😔 😢 
gee i wish i had friends who actually want to sleep over /: #lonley #bored #loser 
learning google apis in my usual metho d: panic , panic , panic , then sit down with right resources & get it done… maybe . then panic some more . 
wish there was a dominos near by 😏 want those parmesan bites real bad 
its official , i'm starting my christmas shopping next weekend for my friends and fam . making my list is way too much fun 😏 🎁 #tistheseason 
i got thatt bombb ass cock & a goo dx ass shot . 
justine hella mad having to clean the bathroom . #rubios #nasty #bathroom #war #marinadelrey 🙅😷 ti @ rubio's URL 
USERNAME right , cause it's so my fault that you sold it 😒 
noone in stoughton tonight ... guess ill be chillin at the crib 2night 😐 
ehh it's a lost case now *sighh* 😓 😫😩 😰 😕 😐 😟 😦 😧 
can't believe i'd see the day ill be in college , it came so fast though ..... 😐 😶 
listening to them argue about 2k .... somebody is salty af hehehe 😏 😳 
ever since y'all posted about it , i've been wanting to see charlie st . cloud . 😒 😠 #dangit 
if you still haven't listened to j cole's cole worl d: the sideline story album , you don't know what you're missing , for real . #lifechanging 
i wish i wouldn't of taken honors sometimes . #toomuchreading #nerdproblems 😒 📖 
-.- whenever ppl look soo different in person than in there pic <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 😒 😐 😑 
off to bed i go 💤 wake up call at 5am for work 😒 twitterverse until i see you again ✌✌✌ 
like who likes mondays ... especially with wednesdays blocked schedule 😒 😔 
#conefssionnight i'm white , filipino , and puerto rican >_< 
USERNAME USERNAME lol . i had to get the last wor d: ) he said i was a bad frien d: / 
USERNAME i don't eat much cheese , i don't really like it 😒 
#confessionnight i only care for 5 people in mesquite . the rest of y'all ain't shit to me 😏 straight like that . 
my salvation and my honor depend on go d; he is my mighty rock , my refuge . -psalm 62:7 
😌 dreads braided to the back i'm chillin but my swag on full attack 😏 
USERNAME i know you do , because you're so mean to me 😣 
school tomorrow ugh . the weekends go by too fast ! 😒 
my bf not texting me back ... like wtf are you doing 👎 😡 😒 
so many ppl looking for the same thing when it comes to relationships by yet were all still single 😒 lol 
so nervous to fly by myself in a few weeks . 😒 
mm tonight is gonna be a fail d: no m . i . c . <//3 x"p 
USERNAME so stupid , at least you have one too fight with , i can't find anyone to even like enough to care 😒 #boyssuck #noteveninterested 
i was feeling myself a little bit too much in statesboro 😏 😁 lmao ! 
i wish keaton would just shave his face 😐 😠 
i don't believe in satan , he won't eat my soul . #subtweet 😏 
i'm at p dx airport blue lot (portland , or) URL 
what to do , what to do ! ? ? ! ? 😐 😌 
😼 so loose bet i could fit my head in it 
this weekend went by too fast 😔 . didn't sleep enough 😒 
USERNAME nigga jus text me and tell me , i'm preoccupied i'm tryna focus on not freakin out 😒 
can't wait to get a new phone .. ! like this phone is fucking up >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME nonas con migo 😏 ya is ke la mando a la 💩 
USERNAME you stole my shoe i have multiple reasons to have dislike towards you hoe .. 😒 
people swear up and down there's a color better than lime green .. negative 😏 
#confessionnight oomf is seriously messed up in the head & i don't understand his tweets 😯 #stillhotthough 😏 
don't worry sometime i wouldn't even text myself back ..... \_ 😏 _/ 
USERNAME ill die w/ heels lol i told you already xd but ay was there any cute red dresses there ? d; 
#confessionnight : loud broads / dudes bother me . . like chillout & stfu ✋ 😐 . 
ones high as a kite , and the other two are being studious 😒 
no one has school tomorrow except for my bitch ass 😒 🔫 
wish USERNAME would quit pooping . i can't get up ! 😒 😥 
USERNAME it's called /confession/ night for a reason sophie 😐 😐 😐 #howawkwardisthis 
wish i had someone to sit with in this apartment right now . 😒 
is it expensive to go ice skating ? ? 😏 😏 😏 
the lord himself goes before you and will be with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you . do not be afrai d; do not be discouraged ." 
USERNAME i'm excited now but i know ill be crying like a baby the day of ! i will miss you dearly you're like the realist frien d: ( lol 
USERNAME what gave it away ? 😏 i'm in nac finally ! 
USERNAME you better not be watching it without me 😑 shame on you 
USERNAME hell yea she gave me one off day this week ! ! ! who mad ! 😒 
somebody please tell me why this bitch USERNAME just started following me 😒 
USERNAME omgg yess . id always be living the high life 😏 😁 😎 ✌ 
#confessionnight i be twerking out of no where when i'm alone 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME totally , would have been gran d: ) 
USERNAME but ima dm you an idea and see if its goo d: ) 
i wish i didn't have allergies ! never had any till i moved south ! 😒 
i would love an man with lot of affection to show 😏 
girl change into that victoria secret thang that i like 😏 
i fucking swear schaub sucks so bad . ! >.< 
idcurr were gonna turn it up this weekend 😋 USERNAME 😁 😋 💘 😏 
#confessionnight i think your hands are soft and sexy 😏 USERNAME 
i hate having a runny nose ... it won't go away 😏 
USERNAME she never does shit for anyone . i had to go in everyday for a week to get one meeting 😒 
😳 😏 😌 crazy how that shit just happened ! ! i be coming up in your woman's convos ... better keep her close cuz fore i pull a magic trick 
USERNAME yup ! ! a lot of my friends still live there ! 😒 
easy mac has been every meal for me for the past 4 days . 😒 
USERNAME so you thought you were safe re-following me ? bitch . 😒 
#mydog coco 🐶 always looks sad 😣 even though his tail would say other wise ! ! 😅 #petgram #instape @ my castle URL 
this song by USERNAME is making me extra sad because it reminds me of the notebook when allie doesn't remember noah 😣 💔 
babe is at his soccer game &' i'm home with nothing to do 😒 😒 
USERNAME i'm going to do them tomorrow during the free time i have ! doing the purpose now 😖 
USERNAME he just told me he's gone sleepover too✌ 😏 . hannkk 
derek high ass hell >.< he #sloww asf on the phone 
my moms trynna switch rooms , i like having a door for a window ! ! ! 😖 
i hate the weekdays , i'm used to alex sleeping next to me . now i'm stuck here alone . 😕 😞 😒 
my tombstone will rea d: hey ! fuck you ! i didn't love you ! *upside down cross* 
rico ass called today and i aint get to talk to him >_< ! ! ! ! ! 
#conefessionnight i stole candles out the bathroom and gave em 2 my ex ex ex girl for valentines 😏 
the day was fine . you know sunday funday… than jelena drama started up again ! ! ! 😑 😑 😑 can you guys cut it out ! sheesh ! their business ! 
USERNAME damnn , i need a red dress bro dx 
... i didn't even know there was 1d fanfiction . whuutt . i'll but stick to naruhina and everlark , but whhuutt 😐 
USERNAME i heard that movie was good ! ah you're so lucky sounds like y'all had fun ! i saw paranormal 4 😐 👎 
USERNAME USERNAME meanie ! ! ! 😒 👎 just kidding i love you both ! 👍 😃 
USERNAME of course darling ! i have to represent #h &m #modeling 😏 🙌💁 
i txtd edin an extra long message , he best be replying >_< 
eww we have school tomorrow ... and it's columbus day 😒 like seriously ... it's the day he discovered america ... 
i thnk i txt way to much , my thumb hurt 😒 
USERNAME i don't think anybody is too concerned ... 😏 
i need more associates that i actually want to associate with in times of boredom . the associates in my phone are over-used ! #boring 
#miami heral d: more #cuba #dissidents allege abuse by former prison official living in miami URL #havana #canada #latism 
fuck going with red colors for formal i shouldve told alex gray ! v.v 
USERNAME i wish d: ill be there tomorrow doee . sleep well i love you ! 
USERNAME goalie* not keeper ! ugh ric you ruined my motto quote ... 😒 
#confessionnight i don't like when people get all clingy and hit you up on every social network 😒 
aye , it's hard out here for a pimp ! 😒 
just used salt thinking it was sugar ... #fuckyeah #disgusting 
tired and can't make myself go to be d: ( 
extra strength tums has nothing on my nexium . 😒 this is just some bullshit . 
i haven't found a #sweetgreen salad i haven't liked yet . new earth bowl sala d= heaven 
i wish i knew what i wanted to do with my life ... 😒 
my thinks that cause i take her clothes she can just take mine 😒 
-sabes algo ? ? ... kqq ? ? ... -vete a la verga ! ! >.< #justsaying 
USERNAME i wanna see this fight . let me know date & time .. ill be there 😏 😁👍 
i fucking hate the creatures next to us . like ur not loud all day and when 11 o'clock rolls around you throw parties . #stop #gross 
USERNAME my grandma freaks . she drives with no music on either ..... and when i drive my music is like blasting . 😒 😁 #annoying 
i was so tired like 2 hours ago and now i can't sleep 😒 
my boyfriend needs to hurry up and call me cause i'm tired . #bored 
bitches are so quick to talk shit about other people when they act the exact same way 😒 
ughh next sunday is the last of USERNAME my truth 😭 😭 😭 😭 😒 🔫. 
bad grammar is like the biggest turn off everr >.< 
i have the most embarrassing picture of me ugh 😒 my mom had a ugly ass kid , 
the only person i spoil is my boyfriend . never will i spend my money on a friend . tf i look like . 😒 
maybe a trip tomorrow to see #oomf tomorrow ? 😏 
watched 4 movies this weeken d: bad teacher , in time , tooth fairy and new spider man . the best one was in time . 
i seriously hate when i'm trying to eat , and USERNAME leaves the bathroom door open and i can hear him shit 💩👎 😒 #likegrossman 
#confessionnight call me short stuff or lil bit . 😏 
fuck the world , i'll stay in my own fantasy . #mustachesweater #fuckyou #fuckoff # @ stacke d: food well built URL 
extra strength tums have nothing on my nexium . 😒 this is just some bullshit . fuck . 
just remembered now that i have a bunch of math homework #fml #notdoingit 😒 🔫 
next step in nhl13 lan d: make a current USERNAME and USERNAME roster and have a real fun time . 
19 degrees out and my face kept freezing up today ! >.< USERNAME 
#confessionnight i used to bite my toenails as a child .. #gross #true #don 'tjudgeme 
USERNAME vanessa told me you didn’t understand me when i was talking to you 😒 niggas had a full blown conversation with you smh 
USERNAME doo it before its too late 😏 😏 lol 
USERNAME no jon , i wouldn't travel to another state for 🍤 lol 😖 
i cannot wait to see 50 shades of grey when it comes out #rate dx 
USERNAME oh lmaoo ! i was talking too this fagget clyde 😒 
i can't even look at beer or liquor today 😣 
my head hurts & im too lazy to do anything ... well not anything 😏 
i realized she had just lead me on ! >.< 
gonna make these last days of highschool well worth it . we're never going back .. 😬 😔 😣 
USERNAME oh , i thought you meant it is hot 😀 😒 
USERNAME not everyone that goes to hanover wears fancy clothes ... nice generalization though . i'll get dirty 😏 
USERNAME we have a test tomorrow ? ? ... 😐 🔫 
never gave a _ about what other _ thought about me . #kidc 😏 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 next we hang out i swear we'll actually do something super fun & i'll make sure zach isn't three hours late 😒 
#confessionnight i hate catching buses #highschoolkidserky ! ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME lol i'm trynna get this money for the rent 😂 😂 😏 
my mom thinks that cause i take her clothes she can just take mine 😒 
it's weird thinking about how i used to cuss all the time #ew #neveragain 
USERNAME promise wa you retweet gone get back to me ! ! ! 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME 😔 😒 i was just tryin to express my feelings some where . no one was supposed to catch that . lmao daamn iit *deletes tweet* 
whaat .. ? rt USERNAME #confessionnight me + wee d= sad conversations with myself and lots of crying 
i'd be glad too .💗 😏 USERNAME #lovelifesoulja #renelians #teamchrisrene URL 
USERNAME i'm sitting in the basement with candle going and throwing back this bottle of vodka 😒 
they can't even come close to understanding him .. 😖 
seeing all these people graduate and shit makes me wanna work my ass of and finish this year 😏 🎓 
USERNAME shut up already . you're the biggest slut at sl . 👊👈 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME haha y'all just ain't real ! ! 😒 😒 
when you meet or start talking a cute ass girl but she lives like in the other side on the country 😒 <<<<<< 
because you have a new boyfriend you decide your not coming to your daughters birthday #rude #brat ✌ 
i would hate to wake up one day & not remember my loved ones ... ahh this movie got me depressed 😏 
#honestly i just teared up when allie said on #thenotebook . i'm becoming a puss 😦 😖 
USERNAME aw yess . exactly what the doctor ordered 😏 . 
i do not understand why there are 5 tv's in this house and i cannot find one single remote ... 😒 
USERNAME 😑 well not when they're coming out ! it's more like when i see someone cry about the baby that's when i start going hard 😭 
when i get mad i get ignorant and i really start to give no fucks about stuff 😒 
got my #cs50 appliance , and now i’m ready for problem set 1. #harvar dx #e dx 
christmas is coming and my parents don't even celebrate it . so i guess i won't be either . like every year . 😒 
USERNAME lol if you decide to pursue nursing , you'll understan d; it's horrible 😭 
i sleep w a 🐻 lol i'm a child ... 😏 
USERNAME lmfaoo ! it was and you guys ? ! it's my gas 😒 
i'm mad at myself for watching the notebook , i'm crying like a baby right now 😖 😖 
adele - don't you remember #np . fskw tonight , a lot on my mind 👎 😔 😞 😣 😁😪 😕 😐 
USERNAME omg i know , when i'm grounde d: sit at home ... ungrounde d: still sitting here 
i will not be used . f that… 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME are there any parties to attend ? 😏 i don't wanna show up at school awkwardly 
USERNAME yeaa . i'm looking at my paper right now like 😑 😑 😑 fuck . mee . 
i can't remember the last time i've worn makeup 😏 
soo ifoundd outt thatt myy boyfriendd wontt lett meeh gett in fightss nor cause fightss >.< 
i'm all in my feelings and shit now 😒 😔 
tried to be a player , found out ima slight lover ! 😏 
big booty girl , that's a black man's savior . 😏 
look zeek in his face ... he ain't got no worries . 😐 
fw d: i miss you so much ;( words from chris 
aw walked in the door just as USERNAME and USERNAME were walking out 😞 😒 
praying my cast comes off tuesday . i miss the gym ...... 😐 
if i seen myself walking in the street i'd try to chop .. 😏 
they're like why you yelling at me though ! d: 
USERNAME u need 2 shut up & drive . u were a punk till rog got u and taught u how to drive . give what u want so ba d: respect . 
ki d: mom , why did auntie name our cousin rose ? mom :c uz she likes flowers . ki d: what do you like ? mom: richard , stop asking questions . 
USERNAME oh you know baby girl , i mean even big brother is helping me . 😏 😂 🐻 
when i see pictures of shark i get all scare d; / #stupidphobia -__- 
ok if this nigga don't get off my twitter 😒 
#eastlubbock shinin bright like a white girl ... 😭 😳 😣 
trey needs to turn off the game & come lay down . 😴 😑 
i'm at ikea shopping for a nifty labtop desk but nothing and it close d: / 
#confessionnight i'm super afraid of the dark . 🔦 😖 
when my dads gf is over and his door is shut i kno what he is doing & it grosses me out ! ! ! ! they need to take that shit to her house ! 😒 😒 😒 
watching this football game is putting me to sleep #boring 
USERNAME lmao maybe they like my name 😏 & imy i still loobe you 
ii am confused >.< because now here he come with this fucxx boii shit 
i swear gizmo thinks he is the only one that should be sleeping in this bed 😒 URL 
bro , my cousin is talking to me about her ex . she just realized he's gay . 😑 the things i do ! 
da d: i'm brunt out of bears football . me: at least the blackhawks are playing well ! oh , wait ..... #nhl 
the public must not be force d: it is a river which finds its own level; no means are able to change its course . ~ voltaire 
but on the bright side dads comin to get me and maybe i can talk him into taking me to nashville to see the new home 😏 #yay 
aww rt USERNAME breaking: escaped monroe inmate found near north ben d: URL 
#santasgonnabringme a new car , cause the one i have is a disgrace .. 😒 🚙🚘 
i just seriously wanna know who #oomf is talking about 😒 
tryin to find sumthing to do ! ! ! 😏 
is it really possible to sleep with your eyes open ? 😐 👀 
who the hell put crutches against my door ? ! #annoyed 😒 
hahahahaha my brother got baby poop on his finger lmao #eww 
USERNAME USERNAME bro i love you too . and mason your right i try and get all the attention i can 👍 😏 
and not to be a total debbie downer but my beautiful smom's having a double mastectomy we d; please keep the thoughts &prayers coming our way 
how can i hate oomf but like him so much at the same time 😒 
fw d: yeah i just miss us but ik you hate me 
USERNAME USERNAME it's a pretty nice be d; i don't blame you ! 
waiting for floyd to officially invite me to a hornets game & if he doesn't then ill just have to buy my own tickets 😒 
someone should go on the millionaires merch store , and tell me what bows aree left if there are any , my computer isn't working >.< 
USERNAME where's carrol ? ? ? ? ? ? d: 
USERNAME of course ! i hope all is well in athens ! cant wait to see you ! 😏 
kobe shut your black ass up , we are not here for bald head reasoning , over here sounding like tyler the creator ! 😒 
even when i think i have a day off , i really don't 😏 
my throat is sore ! i think i had too much fun today . d: 
alright , well great way to end a suckish weekend . 👏 😏 
#morris #minor #1000 #traveller #estate #p dx #portland #oregon #morninautos #so @ sweet basil thai cuisine URL 
USERNAME so your saying i should get blonde tips or highlights ? ! 😐 
knocking out and waking up to my roommates jamming the fuck out >.< i always say i'm going to take a nap and i'm dead ten minutes later 
USERNAME its an lmn one , it was like or something ! d: 
every time i say i'm tired , i suddenly get energized 😒 
.. , so about USERNAME mot calling me back after putting me on blast 😤 😒 😥 😑 
i hate when i catch up on all my shows and then have nothing to watch . 😒 
season one of breaking ba d= complete . striving to get through half of season 2 tomorrow . 
yes . it happened on miami and its happened to me again today 😐 
why get jealous if you know he's yours ? 😏 
i love my bitch rampages but it's not the same without USERNAME 😒 #crazygirlprobs 
#confessionnight i have a big crush on a girl from another school 😏 
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i really hate when my mom cleans my room 😒 #bskshsnbkssjis 
USERNAME why is my business out here like this ? and nah i aint pay my bill ... 😐 
i feel bad for USERNAME , i swear i typed up an essay for her lool life mosh , girl has to read on a sunday night d: 
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i advise every females to read fifty shades of gray 😏 
i get high , so i don't get high blood pressure 😐 
idc who you are you always get a little jealous when your old crush is talking to someone but you don't know who 😒 loll #randomthought 
when i came into town i looked at the ridgecrest rocks sign , and someone spray painted a c over the r in rocks . 😏 
found of map of my hometown and what the wards vote d: all the upper middle class is red and all the poor areas are blue lmfao 
#confessionnight im screwed if i dont start on my project now d: 
why do they treat meg so bad on family guy 😒 her voice is played by mila kunis ! 
#confessionnight i get strong feelings for ppl too easily >.< 
USERNAME i know ! and then they bitch about me not texted them like stfu 😒 
USERNAME keep your phone conversation to yourself i can hear you all the way in my room 😒 
it's wierd how my moms family have blue eyes and she doesn't ? >.< hmm very suspicious ? :o 
USERNAME lmfaoo there's hope ! just like you'll marry drake 😏 
i wish my family wasn't so picky . they're a plain cheeseburger and cheese pizza type . #bland #boring 
when i try to talk to #oomf another #oomf be in the way i be like bitch go away .. 😒 
USERNAME do et :) i ain't scare d: )) haha you and berry both ! :) 
i spent $600 in 6 days . 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
my house is always cold as fuck , but i go in my room and start to sweat 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME more like the good samaritan story and instead of taking money from the man , she takes nutella from a pretzel 😒 
that awkward moment when USERNAME reads your texts but doesn't respond 😒 
anyways i'm over it . he doesn't deserve me anyways right ? 😏 
what a bitch omfg . get outta here with that attitude . #yuck 
don't take life too serious , no one makes it out alive anyway 😒 
USERNAME 😑 quit lyin on me , you kno you came on your bed 
when your good friend and neighbor USERNAME tries to kill you off .. 😒 #teamneighbors 
how many more mondays do i have to deal with until graduation ? 😒 
wow knowing that i am going to go to school tomorrow and not have football practice is going to kill me 😒 😔 😞 
USERNAME makes me want to delete my snapchat 😑 😠 😒 
did he really just put his on instagram ? 😒 😒 #seriously URL 
when you finally come up with a great plan but then you realize you have no idea what you're doing 😑 
who wants to text tho ? rt or just dm me the # ! ! ! ! #bored 
USERNAME it's ok .... i got you 😒 ........... nice avi btw ! ... i know that isn't supposed to be z . 
she on her shit on her shit right now ! >.< 
USERNAME yeah ? i'd love to see you try 😼 
USERNAME USERNAME we never have school unlike you strange people 😏 ☺ 
my ex got his new bitch stalking ┌п┐( >_< )me # true confession 
#confessionnight i hate people that act so young like df yo >.< 
i came to pick her up at church and she still ain't out 😒 
don't fuck with my ice cream 😑 . don't fuck with my food period joshua😤 
trying to sweet talk my way into getting the iphone 5 ... come on , dad .. ya know you want to ! 😏 
da d: so you can party all night huh ? (: 
😞 #oomf led me on lied to me teased me and then kicked me out to the curb all in one month <<<< 😒 
if tiff don't text me soon i'm passing the fuck out >.< lmao 
#confessionnight i got 2 kids by 2 different baby mommas 😒 
those annoying ass people who take a picture and hash tag #me #selfie #onedirection #katyperry #justinbeiber #instagold 😒 how about #wtf 
USERNAME we have a smart ass on our hands here ... 😒 lol 
i repeat: don't take life too serious , no one makes it out alive anyway 😒 
USERNAME you can call , you won't look dumb 😏 
USERNAME lmfaoo i cant , ill start swinging .. ive donee it before . not pretty >.< lml 
#confessionnight sometimes i say slutty or silly things just to piss some of my haters off 😏 
USERNAME in this shower for like a hour now 😒 
stop telling me you miss me & show me .. #realtalk 😏 
getting my mom to brush my hair with the mason pearson 😏 
#wordup girls always be like you cute but your short 😑 that be bms ! ! ! ! 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 31 others URL 
a tie wtf #ninergang #420 #bored #solo #zombie no halloween @ the greatest place you've never been . URL 
went to sleep for an hour , woke up horny 😒 
USERNAME ahahahhahaha ! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 i wouldn't know lol 😒 
the tv is on and my itunes is playing . i love organized noise 😌 😏 
yes mother nature , every girl obviously loves breaking out and feeling like they're giving birth once a month . 😐 😬 😵 👌 
USERNAME and your dad was repeating what he was saying hahahaha 😬 😏 
USERNAME oh so , your space bar doesn't work either ? 😏 
#oomf cuffed but ill still hit it , idc 😏 
USERNAME we so ratchet with these retainers in 😒 #pearlywhiteprobz 
nights when you cry yourself to sleep , then you have to wake up in the morning pretending that everything is okay ... when it's not 💔 😐 😰 😢 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 shut up ! as much as i do i should get paid 😏 lol jk . the only thing that's been in my mouth is food 😳 
ughh ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😒 😠 😡 
ughh i need to go to saturday school tomorrow d: 
soo jealous of USERNAME cuz she saw one direction today ! lucky ass ! dx 
ughh i hate when i text sumone & dey dont text back ! 😒 😒 
#screenprinting workshop tonight at #magneticnorth with #wemakep dx ! @ magnetic north URL 
#birthday #redlobster #girls #firstlegaldrink #bestfriends 🍹💖🎈🎁👌 😏 2⃣1⃣🎉 USERNAME USERNAME @ red lobster URL 
i will never ever ever ever pop a molly . y'all can keep that shit✋👏 😒 
i'm pretty sure you left me so leave it at that ! 😒 #puntintended 
rt USERNAME i might as well accept the fact that i'm not going to ever be in a relationship . 🙈 😖 😩 😭 
ima show you how to turn it up a notch 😏 
great . my headphones are on the rinse cycle now 😒 
lol i feel you that's where i was coming from ! ! ! 😖 
i hope my son doesn't decide to come tonight because everyone's going to be drinking at my house 😒 
16 in junior high school pregnant with your second chil d: / what happen ? i had sex 
of course everyone wants to go out the night i want to just snuggle up on the couch with a snickers #singlegirlstruggles 😒 USERNAME 
i can't even put my thoughts into words .. well in a nice way anyway . 😒 
biggest mistake my parents made is letting me get my permit & giving me the car . i'm never going to be home ! d: 
#wemakep dx #magneticnorth #portland #p dx #printmaking #beer #koozies #art @ magnetic north URL 
stress-free car ride 🎶 and then i come home 😒 
i finally got the iphone hahah but i don't have numbers 😣 please text me with your names ! ! ! 
so glad i took tomorrow off i'm sleeping forever and ever since my boy has no intentions on making time to see me 😒 #goodnight 
just wish i understood the way coaches coach 😒 ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽ 😞 
you can't wear hats in night clubs .. who knew 😒 
yeah i get to wake up and go to a cheer competition tomorrow 😒 😴 
i said a move , not a death sentence 😐 
no aly just left me .. whattaa hoe . d: 
USERNAME a trip to one store always turns into a shopping spree 😏 💸 #oops #ohwell 
“USERNAME i pleed guilty to spoiling my boyfriend too much . 😏 i cant help it hes just too damn adorable and hes my wittle baby"USERNAME 
USERNAME yea , it's not bad . unlike blue moon in a bottle . #nasty 
listening to USERNAME explain all his reasons as to why souljaboy is one of his fav rappers ... one being because he's got 😒 😂 ✋ 
bestfriend and i don't talk anymore , wtf is happening ! ? d; USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME speak engles ! mi no comprende ! what in the world did you just say ? ! 😑 😳 
can't fall asleep and i have to wake up in 5 hours 😑 #notcool 
good memories ! ! #eww :'( marcellag88 @ lefty's draft house URL 
USERNAME you never give up even when you think you should . 😣 remember the difference between success and failure is never giving up .💪💪😁👌 
USERNAME i have a fucken headache and i'm hungry af i wanna leave already 😒 
who wants to take me to the strip club ? girl strippers though 😏 😏 
what to do what to do ? ? ? ? #homealone should've stayed at work #bored ... 
tampons were invented by a man ? wonder what he was doing ? 😏 
kenzie: how much did you drink tonight bud ? random ki d: about 16 beers 5 shots and 6 beers 
end of the first perio d: usf ice bulls 0 - 2 USERNAME gators . shots: usf 10 - 13 uf . #usfhockey 
i feel so lonely when my mom goes out of town 😒 
two blondes were driving to disneyland . the sign sai d: , so they started crying and headed home . 
shaved my face ... not sure i like it but whatever .. 😏 👈 
USERNAME USERNAME i know >.< but they help a niggah out ~ 
with that being said she need to hurry the fuck up 😒 
this nigga really inboxes me on dace book telling me to go like his stat 😑 #dead 
USERNAME heck yeah i been doing it for the past two days ! 😏 ✌ 
a dm , phone call , or text would be love right now lol #bored 
just left #butterfiel d8 first and last visit . #thxbutnothx 
treat others the way you want to be treated 😼 
i need a bigger bed , i just spend so much time in it 😒 💔 😢 💔 😪 💔 
overhear d: if you can't keep your affair secret , then maybe you shouldn't be head of the cia . 
11:11 i wish none of yaws wishes come truu ! 😏 ima dick head .... lls ' #sorrynotsorry 
when the st . mary's cheerleaders try to be ghetto 😒 😒 😒 
please let me no what u have going for urself #½urage #gross #(throwingup) #cute 
when USERNAME gets a drink and leaves the cupboard open and i hit my head 😒 😒 😔 
hand on the bottle sit back and get cozy 😏 
USERNAME 😒 i'm serious hahahah aren't you supposed to be kicking some bawlz ? 
why the fuck is there so many dead animals in my house #ew #gross 🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭 
USERNAME i'm sensing a negative vibe ! ! sid are yu hiding something from me 😏 
do i have to gift wrap my point into a box in order for you to get it ? like wtf . 😒 
good things come to those who wait , i've been waiting for a damn long time .. so it better be good 😒 
USERNAME yeah yo mama turned off da lights . dats why . now tina all sa d: ( 
it seems as if USERNAME forgot something in my room 😏 URL 
USERNAME thats how it feels . it feels like my ear is hanging off and dangling . 😖 
it's only cause i'm tipsy that i'm acting petty 😒 
maddy and i have some sexual ass snapchats with eachother 😏 😏 #lezbehonest #shower #loveyou 
ugghh this medicine needs to work faster ... i'm in so much pain 😣 #sinusinfectionssuck 
USERNAME i wore yogas 3 times this week for this exact reason 😏 
USERNAME represent ! #wemakep dx #magneticnorth #koozies #p dx #portland @ magnetic north URL 
packing for laa 😁 too bad i hate packing with a passion 😒 
USERNAME fucken up man fucken up 👎 😑 😑 lol 
missed tonight's new degrassi because of band all afternoon . i think it's time for some foo d: ) 
when people post pictures of themself on facebook soo people can feel sorry for them<<<<< 😒 😑 
. oww im finna tell on eriel ! cause her tweet lol ! noo ma'am ctfu ! lol den i rt'd it ! >_< 
USERNAME & i were walking around during 5th together because our classes are lame 👎 😒 
i wish i could change my life just a little bit with just a snap . life would be better . 😒 #bigmistake 
i think i need a personal soccer trainer 😏 lmao 
not hardly . i was on the phone when u called both times . rt USERNAME i think USERNAME is upset with me 😣 😔 
USERNAME nope .. you know where she's at lol 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME l8r dignity bye bye morals #justkidding #ami ? 😏 
i hate it when it's only ok to text me at your convenience 😒 
i got money to blow , all for this weeken d: d 
USERNAME i texted you , so you shouldn't be bored any more . i have cured you ! #healing #bored 
oh we know honey comb 😏 rt USERNAME i get around .. 
USERNAME psht , bitch i'm good at math ! 😏 
this one girl doing mad extra ! ! ! 😒 👊👊 boutta knock her . 
getting my stuff back cuz they cancelled my fundraiser foo d: what jerks ! could have given me more then12hours notice URL 
the nightlight on this damn thing is driving me nuts ! 😒 
USERNAME ii see yu 😏 👌 have a great weekend barbz ... keep the girls outa trouble 😂 
i find extremely coincidental that they both like me & they both text me @ the sane time ... & their friends >_< will someone shoot me ? lol 
afternoon in portlan d: sizzle pie , then powell’s books . drove to the coast , explored forest stream , now stargazing at cannon beach . 
all i know is my mom better be at the bus station waiting for me by time i get there or i will be having no birthday ! 😐 
USERNAME lol we're the same person ! jeans make me want to kill myself 😐 🔫 
that big ugh i fucked up moment when you're waiting for someone's reply and it turns out that you never sent the text in the first place >.< 
overhear d: if you can't keep your affair secret , then maybe you shouldn't be head of the cia . 
i don't want to write a fucking essay on why i failed it 😒 
USERNAME yea b/c they definitely couldn't have gotten any awesome features from me 😒 
being woken up by a call from my mom asking if i was watching the news in a terrified voice isnt okay , the things that ran through my mind 😖 
i can't wait to get off work toma and go see my love it's going ⬇👇 😏 
looking forward to #edcampp dx next week at lewis elementary … URL 
USERNAME i don't got the number . 😒 text me thoo 
i'm not gonna lie i'm kinda scared . ! 😏 
haven't been grounded since 7th grade , &' for some reason i feel grounded for no reason , ? ! tf 😒 😡 
omg my phone is going to die ! d: #cpr 
who trying to get up with ya girl ? i'm bored (and beautiful) 😏 af . 
i think all my professors got together and decided to give me a test every day next week ! 😒 
it's friday night . i'm dressed and ready to go . with no plans . sitting at my dining room table , doodling . doodling . 😒 
USERNAME i have a sinus infection 😣 can you give me a shout out to cheer me up ? #loveyou 
-- ni saluda la wife de mi ex .. okaay lol 😆 #rude 
i want a hawaiian kapa tattoo on my arm , it would look badt ashit during the summer , dying to get one >.< >>> 
work har d; play hard #rocksmith 👟👕 #nightshift (put together by dynastyclothing) @ dynasty clothing URL 
this girl just told me to call her princess 😑 oh no no no bye-now👋 
that awkward moment when you turn your head and notice someone staring at you 😐 
iswear my ex erica will never leave me alonee 😣 😖 😤 
what if the world does end and i wasted 12 years in school ... 😑 
USERNAME i was just kidding about that lol but yes i am an over achiever #yaknowwhatimean 😏 
i think me and USERNAME are being followed . d: 
i work thanksgiving day 😩 😒 fuck being new /: 
USERNAME oo whadda shitty bestfriend d: ( fine then > :( 
oh you're a jackass oh yes you are a jackass a jackass a jackass a jackass you are indeed ! ! *a song i just made up off the top of my hea d: )* 
check out this video from midnight madness i just uploade d: 
the boys are eating ! ! ! d: (@ del rio diner) URL 
ima be in my room til my babes gets home ... sisters boyfriend is here and i get annoyed of them saying baby .. #annoying #bored 
many faces of b o r e d o m ! ! 😁 😑 URL 
why can't me and my crush hangout and date 😞 😒 <<<<< #uglyproblems #singlelife 
i honestly think its gross when people do pills . snorting< #thatstheshitidontlike #ew 
excuse me for socializing on a social network 😐 #noreally 
its just gonna be me and my 50 cats till the end . 😏 
ugh , i reeally do want #oomf badly now that i saw that picture he just put up >.< 
USERNAME just openly admitted to me that she was .... safe to say i almost passed out in the middle of ihop .. 😱 😐 😵 
it was soo cold at the maryville game tonight . i still can't feel my feet . 😖 ❄⛄ #burr 
i get 5 hrs of sleep , wake up hungover go to class and stay up all day and all i could sleep was an hour on this damn bus ! ? 😒 😒 
USERNAME shy do you have to pick that pedophile guy for me 😐 
he lost his phone , ughh wth im pose to do >.< 
USERNAME umm idk they're supposed to be a gift . 😖 i have no idea what to get 
i swear to god , my neighbors must be having sex 😖 
the old lady that works as a cashier for simons corner , yeah her i can't stand her #rude 
shooting small balls on a friday night { >_< } 
the fattest blunt i've rolled yet 😬😤 😏 @ onna 🎱 URL 
USERNAME >_< teti said that sh ! t won't hurt… awhh man i'm bout to be in so much pain tomorrow . 
USERNAME hahahha like what are we even watching on tv #boring 
never have a chocolate glazed donut and then have chocolate milk after #disgusting 
i just want to watch free movies online . stop taking forever to load d:< 
i have applied to at least 160 jobs this year . guess how many offers i've had ? 😐 so what career should i be doing , cuz he ain't it , obvs . 
USERNAME i want my fucking candy back bitch ! ! ! you didn't even pass out candy ! you had no right ! d:< 
USERNAME glad to have you on boar d; just recently discovered you . 
tired af tho ... gonna get me some good ass sleep tonight ! ! ! 😏 
brill . rt “USERNAME surrey , winter peeking in . autumn colour in englan d: ." via USERNAME URL USERNAME 
no taylor i do not enjoy bri butt twerking on my face 😒 
i wish sc girls had swagg like the girls in cali . do .. >.< 
the weeknd , 👌🎶 great music for my mood , ha 😏 
USERNAME lmfao are you serious xd ? that shit is funny ! hopefully they fire that bitch tho d: 
i need to find a friend who lives in berkshire .... 😒 
everyone asks me 'member when you and #oomf dated ? ' & i'm like no -.- then they'll be like 'but member when you and him had a thing ? ' no ! 😒 
track workout: helpful but hard than a bitch ! ! >_< 
guess ill take this l too the head and call it a night .. #bored 
spending friday night by yourself . just how i drew it up . 😑 
i feel like i'm going to burp water 😐 😳 
USERNAME cuz you don't have time for it ? 😐 
laying on the couch wishing i was in my bed but i'm too exhausted to get up 😩 😖 😪 
USERNAME i cant d: my mom is against it ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ugh . 
why the fuck do we need to learn history tho 😒 
USERNAME he would be 😒 👎 i want them to say it tho ! ! ! 
i need to hide my cards from myself and stop parking by forever 21 😑 
USERNAME that exactly how i feel with one direction , like before noone really knew them , now everyone's obsessed✋ 😒 
#oomf sad because i didn't take a picture with them tonight . 😣 
zai fighting his sleep and he screaming like he crazy . zariah asking a million and one questions . and i'm in pain . 😩😫 😐 😕 
having to do all of ms . lewis's exercises tonight . fml 👎 😒 
USERNAME i say , you take a bus to the hospital 😏 
i need some freaking friends -__- i'm always home with my parents the whole weekend . i miss beaumont 😖 😖 😖 
creating an exposure #wemakep dx #fogd @ magnetic north URL 
cavaliers blow 42-14 lea d; suns win . cleveland still has a long way to go to be a playoff contender . 
USERNAME USERNAME take me ! ! ! ! #igottheecstasy 😏 
#screenprinting #screen #squeegee #ink #orange #yellow #wemakep dx #magneticnorth USERNAME @ magnetic n URL 
i wish i knew where my remote was so i wouldn't have to get up to change the channel 😒 
i hate when you get ready & hair done .... then your just not even feelin it ! 👎 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME el es el k enamora ! ! >.< 
there's a first time for everything 😑 😞 😥 @ chevron URL 
USERNAME i meant next weekend ! lol sorry 😑 typo ! 
USERNAME u jus mad cuz i be talkin that shit all day 😏 
post photo of u standing nxt 2 boy 2 internet then welcome the txts asking if yr d8 ing what the fuck society 
talk shit idc ..... that's why ur slobbering over me 😏 #realtalk 
i want 4 doritos locos tacos supremes right now . taco bell is down the street , should i go ? 😏 
USERNAME be strong & courageous . do not be terrifie d; do not be discouraged , for the lord your god is with you wherever you go . joshua 1:9 
i hate when girls give me dirty looks 😒 don't be mad at me that ur fucking ugly go slap both ur parents for making you 😑 
plz rt/ tren d: #boycott the following co's . eliminating jobs cause pbo was elected . #applebees #homedepot #papajohns #apprenticenbc #shelloil 
really dislike receiving last minute texts with plans; like really now when i'm all set ? ! #gofuckyourself ! 😒 
USERNAME just followed me ... i'm sad cause me and USERNAME don't cause we drank a whole gallon last night 😏 
USERNAME ya it is mik ! ! ! ! #eww 
USERNAME USERNAME damn 😤 😑 guess you gotta order it now 
#offnobullshit i got ready tonight for no reason 😒 😂 😂 
woo it's friday nightt ! ..... and i'm in bed ... 😞 😑 
it is sai d: be still and know 'i am god' ... or something like that ? 
but when i get you to myself you what's going down 😏 
woww that moment when i thought i brought my iron pills home w me only to realize its a bottle of tylenol 😒 💊🔫 
oomf & her boyfriend look like they can be brother & sister . #ew 
USERNAME it's also for these creepy emo kids that makeout in the hallways between class changes . #gross 
if your a guy just trying to get with me just do yourself a favor and stop talking to me . #rude 
took one bite & it was full of tomatoes 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME tryna impress these tools 😏 . or try and get numbers . jk sucias do that 
you could dig that ? well i could dig you . 😏 
bout to hit the yo gotti concert and promote the best thang smoking we organize d: the come up . #bo @ days inn URL 
USERNAME rt wtf >.< and no invite oh cool lol 
was startin to get worried about my parents reaction to this tattoo , then i realize d: its the first thing ill ever do thats all me so #idgaf 
so nice to know i will be off this wken d: ) i wanna go see irma rodriguez and baby olivia :) 
i miss my old bestfrien d: / unfortunately she changed for some pussy ass white boy . 
my supervisor somehow saw my socks and said the next time i wear socks with cats on them , he will fire me . 😏 
it's amazing how you can speak right to my heart , without saying a wor d; you can light up the dark 
USERNAME probably not dude . i'm still at unos 😑 
USERNAME yeah that's true , they'll learn though . some of the shit these young ass girls are doing is pretty unbelievable . #nasty 
USERNAME oh those biatches are gonna get it ! >.< ugh 
i have layed in bed and on my couch alone all day 😒 
your tweets make me wanna rip out my eyes and i don't even follow you people just retweet your bullshit 😒 
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just flossed between my toes with a sock so to satisfy the itch so bad i couldn't stop and burned the skin off between my toes >.< #bleeding 
USERNAME oh . 😒 i wish , dr . malik . 
it's legalized medical marijuana not legalized weed bitches 👋 😒 
being sad with the right people , is better than being happy with the wrong ones 😐 
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haters gonna hate , just because u can't be happy doesn't mean u should try and ruin my happiness 😒 
had a great night with USERNAME and the rest of her youth group tonight , too bad USERNAME was ornery all night ! 😒 #kidding 
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USERNAME they're just warming up ! there's always next time 😏 
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USERNAME its almost midnight no one will see u in it . 😑 😮 
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bored out of my mind ... #fml #sucks #bored #needsomethingtodo 
USERNAME USERNAME oh , so y'all funny now ? 😑 lol 
not sleeping tonight since i spent the whole night asleep with USERNAME 😒 
my goals for this weeken d: sleep , sleep , sleep , more sleep , & even more sleep #soundsgood 
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just now getting home from winghouse 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
so tired that i was studying things that i already took a test over 😐 
i need a manicure . too bad i can't with stupid work . 😒 
not having the balls to talk to someone cute . 😒 
465-5731 ! do it ! ! ! ! selfie war right freaking now ! #bored 
dalton making me drive back from fredrick 😐 ughh 😴 
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weekend is full of reading hw -___- juss my luck smh & what sucks is i read very slow >.< 
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USERNAME i know but not in my car . 😑 
damn you hallettsville , had to score the last few seconds 😒 lol 
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USERNAME USERNAME think about it the cheesecake just disappearedd 😑 
just saw two guys walk into a porti potty .... you know what means #gross 
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dalton making me drive back from fredrick .. 😐 #tootired 😴 
#callmecrazy but i'm thankful for my shit errday . not just in nov . 😏 
USERNAME that ain't porn sites .... 😑 thought asians are smart smh 
USERNAME but the angels would send us back in time . d: 
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tonight made me realize so many new things 🙇 😶 😑 😮 💭 #wow #dirt 
didnt get to see none of my youngins tonightt 😔 😔 😒 ! 
just burned my finger . thank you curling iron 😼 
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there's this cute guy at this mexican restaurant i am at and the one thing kills it is he's wearing a stupid giants hat 😑 
i'm kind of upset that they put the jimi hendrix movie on pause >.< 
teaching your younger sister how to speak to her elders and recognize her godparents . 😑 😐 #sheknowsonehere 
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lol if you lick someone's elbow when they're not paying attention , they won't feel it . 😏 
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USERNAME i dont think your sitting next to me , im in the car 😏 
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i want a kitty so bad :( my dogs are hard to play with #lazy #boring 
USERNAME i should get one to match hahaha i need one already 😣 
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i'm an idiot for not going to the basketball game tonight . instead i'm sitting on the couch watching a movie called .... cool . 😔 😒 
USERNAME what ? lol mines on the 12th #teamscorpio 😏 😏 
dinner with cristal ! ! ! (@ stacke d: food well built) URL 
^_^ d: even though is like ,41 days awayy ._. 
i have to keep reminding myself that i have to have a job ! ugh , work at 7 in the am #overit #ijustneedabreak #workmylifeaway #gross 
nice to know i've got people fucking watching me 😑 
after work winghouse smell is the worst ! ! ! ! 😣 
knowing you have to get up really early just to be at the airport in time .. #why #hateit #darn 
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oomf could get it at anytime , any place . 😏 
new favorite french wor d: basically ... twelve-tone-ism . #milhaudresearch 
USERNAME hahha naa cause hes a lil girl man >.< 
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USERNAME yah parents seem to forget about us when we go to college ! 😒 #lame 
longg line just to get into the #skyfall screening room dx URL 
on a side not , do not make plans with USERNAME because he will blame it on you when they fall through<<<< smh 😑 
USERNAME it's pointless .. it all grows back so fast . d: 
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porque se siente uno a toda madre , cuando me empujo el tercer jalon ! ! ! 😏 URL 
now this is my kind off place . #whiskey central . #p dx (@ branch whiskey bar) URL 
i guess that's it then .. *shrugs* it was good while it lasted 😒 
having nobody to talk to gets boring after a while ! >.< 
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USERNAME aww its going look like i got beat up d; 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME excuse me while i cry . see you guys in a month and 4 days . not like i'm counting or anything 😒 
i wanna say i miss oomf but then taft would defeat the purpose of my being mad at him 😒 
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i'm to young to be at home de amargada ! ! ! all i wanna do is have funn ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😑 😈 
my sister keeps texting me to come home . 😒 bitch give me some time 🕚 
i miss my da d: ( should have gone with him… .. 
USERNAME what's your gpa ? i'm failing like everything 😖 
girls who get jealous , #turnon , #cuteashit >.< >>>>> 
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bring me a big bag of sour patch kids and you have yourself a date to formal 😏 😏 😏 #jk but i still want some #nolie 
USERNAME plus , i live in uci and i cant have pets over there d: its so sad . shes gorgeous ! 
it's raining ? so much for washing the jeep and making it spotless today 😑 
yatt i got the best dx kc in anderson , i told you dat ... lol 
i love bad bitches , that's my fuckin problem 😏 #mygirls #lovethem USERNAME USERNAME nahhtali @ chilis URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yeah seriously guys .. no moes d: 
see what i have to deal with .. 😒 😠 
i think you have to do some re-evaluating my friend ...... 😏 
USERNAME hahah 😒 #notfunny i see you actually saw j outside of school ? #first 
whoever actually puts the beer in the cups for beer pong , you're doing it wrong . #nasty 
just followed back so many people . and um unfollowed some ... 😑 
even though , i'm over here on twitter & they are watching a movie >.< 
bought a new beanie too ! :) since my old one got lost .. 😒 
USERNAME i just wanted to let you know i'm pooping while tweeting at you ! .. 💩👌 😏 
this movie is so freaking stupid ! ! but i can't help but watch it 😏 
all i see are ridge and timbercreek tweets but props to timbercreeks first year in 5a makin playoffs but . they still cant beat byron tho . 😏 
“USERNAME #iwillneverunderstand why my mom does this .. URL omg all the time ! ! 🙌👏 😒 😑 
my leg jumping & you can see it . >.< 
so discouraging when you're trying to save money and you go to target and they just got a ton of new clothes in 😒 😞 
USERNAME i definitely texted you . like 2 seconds agoo . 😐 
damn you college why do you have to be so damn expensive ! ! 😒 
why are all the cute guys either gay or muslim ! ? ? ! ! 😔 😔 😣 😣 
USERNAME i knew you were trouble when you walked in . 😏 
a built guy is nice , but don't be so about it that you're a douche bag . 😒 
the weekend is for sleeping i don't get why they can't get us out of school for tourneys 😒 
i'm watching our boy tony parker play his very 1st game @ ucla . i wish him well & i know he'll make #mghs prou d= ) ! ! ! ! #mgbb #proudalumni 
USERNAME ew i just puked in my mouth thinking about that #repulsive #discusting #gross #unsanitary #nasty #ratchetass 
who would wanna have sex with your ass ? ! #yuck 
i have good friends . when i'm screaming for help because my hair is caught in a bookcase , do they help me ? no instead they take pictures . 😑 
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so many crusties on the prowl ... #eww USERNAME USERNAME 
i make a comment on a fat person and get yelled at but you can comment saying someone's ugly ? #rude #doublestandard makes sense . 
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37-0 end of third 😏 we bouta shit these fools out #blackandgold #achswolves #bleedingblackandgold #football 
i wanna go stir up some trouble 😏 USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME oh lord yes it is . i have some waiting for pickup at scg seattle next weeken d; it's a one card combo ! 
thank you #wemakep dx #magneticnorth #screenprint #koozies @ magnetic north URL 
just gettin off work .. gotta go back tomorrow morning >_< 
all i want for my birthdayy is a big booty bro ! lol #whatidowhenimbored . #bored 
USERNAME wha . da . fuh . not fair . i'm so jelly . d: 
USERNAME so glad to meet you irl ! you rock ! USERNAME #te dx 
no , no seriously u guys 😑 somebody mention a fucking good movie 
like , btch' why you seeing my man more than i see him ? smh .. butt , as i always sai d; heyy ! 
in a very thankful and loving mood tonight ! 🙏👆 😑 
USERNAME i can't save that picture to my phone >.< 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 36 others URL 
blasting city and colour & bayside because fuck you . 😏 👎 
to those who i have ever been passive aggressive towards- i feel your pain , and i am sincerely sorry for the mind fuck that i have caused 😒 
USERNAME , okays i officially don't like your second job 😒 👊 
the weekend i have off there isn't shit to do 😣 
USERNAME cause' that's where mii and best friend wants to get our matching tat at &' >_< i'll be okaii i'm a thug tho 
so like i think a lot that's my fucking problem >.< 
but it's cold af outside and it so warm in my room 😒 
whenever i snap chat something with my hands i feel like they look ugly 😒 
dear hea d: please stop hurting . this sucks . 
USERNAME wordd ! ! ! ! they make fun of my nj accent 😒 
it's harder to stay off twitter than it is to quit smoking cigarettes ... fuckin hate myself 😑 
when people tell me i'm not really black <<< fuck you 😒 
i see a bright future for me 😏 ✨📚💰 #nothingisimpossible 
my belly hurts so bad ! i just want to be home in my bed ! ! ! 😩😫 😖 😥 😞 😴 
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USERNAME i know you wish i was there to annoy you 😏 
when USERNAME says you look like a zombie <<< #rude 
i hate when people talk super loud during movies #rude 
what ima get jayla for christmas , ? ? ? 😑 
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fell asleep on my sisters bed , now my body hurts . 😒 
#ff USERNAME her name is kat . 😼 . meow . point made . 
didn't get the memo everyone left town 😒 ice cream and rebox it is 
6 to 6 12 hours to long missing him 😔 😒 
USERNAME wtf you talkin bout uou already left ? i thought you left in like a couple days 😭 😭 😭 😭 😫 wow kayla . wow . you've changed so much .. 😒 
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the doctors we saw today said that it might be fractured d; 
biggest head ache , tummy hurts and im closing tonight ! ! ! ! ! 😲 😣 
USERNAME i rented it tonight .. goin to buy it tomorrow ! 😏 
USERNAME you smell . when do you get an iphone .... i wanna snap chat 😏 
i wouldn't kill you . i'd just kill other people until you got the point >.< 
just saw my teacher buy pickles and milk from the kangaroo ...... #wtf #ratchetlife #nasty 
USERNAME grr i was trying to watch it but it wouldn't let me on my tablet >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME no way ! so justin beiber is free now 😏 i'm next ! ! 
i find ways to have fun on my own👌 😏 
6 year age difference , i don't think soo .. they're plenty of 20 year olds out there #stop #nasty 
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i really wanted to stay with my bestfriend tonight >.< 
baby , you wintertime col d; the night is still young , drink that dinner wine slow; i'm tryna make the goosebumps on your inner thighs show . . 
my friday night consisted of me watching movies in bed with no pants on 😏 #singleproblems #sicklifebro 
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my mentions are consisted of USERNAME conversation with me ! #great 😒 #lol 
doesn't know why i let such little things bother me #fml #sadtweet 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME yes ! ! ! we're so lucky to have such a hot guy as a frien d: ) USERNAME is the best show ! ! 
floridians always make me say just to point out how jersey i am 😒 
the norm: samvuko sleeping . weir d: everything else about this picture ... #latergram @ the babecave URL 
never leave me in your place by myself haha i explore 😐 
black people never text back when the conversation is still relevant ... 😒 USERNAME & lavonte ! ! 
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USERNAME aye i miss you we dont even talk no more >.< thats right you dont like to text lol 9: 
at gym today 💪 😏 --boston university fitness and recreation c @ boston university fitness & recreation center URL 
every time vicky comes over my mother is forever talking about sex ... #ew 
my stomach touching my back booa ! ! ! ! hungry as hell 😖 
so . sadly . i'm bored . and i'm not even tipsy . this is a bummer 😒 
i really don't like when bear doesn't text me back , i catch a legit attitude 😑 
whose dumb enough to smoke weed , inside the dorm ..... smh 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME just gave the horniest lapdance of her life ! 😏 👅💦 
USERNAME USERNAME she's mad we keep talking about her on here . 😏 
oomf , honestly ? you're an idiot 😒 but i'd give the world for you . 💗 
i'm sleepy and ready to go to bed , but ... oh wait , that's right ... i no longer have a bed at my parent's house ! 😣 
yeah he's my cousin . but i swear he's a bigger fuckin brat then amber 😒 😡 
i'm tired as fuckk we still got another 2 hours til houston 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME she was there wendesday ..... but you wouldn't know . 😐 
i wish the u of a had a men's swim team . 😒 
in a piss poor mood tonight 😠 😡 😑 #grumpy 
i can't let how anyone else feels about this get to me , gotta keep reminding myself this is for me 😞 😣 . 
listen ya'll , you can pretty much be whatever & whoever you want on the internet .. why do you choose to be stupid ? 😒 
sometimes i just flip back and forth through my phone hoping that something will appear to entertain me ... it never works . 😒 
everything rushin through ma mind .. iont kno wat ta do at dis point 😖 😢 
more cold weather clothing with friday night blitz at hillsboro stadium . lakeridge hs at central catholic hs . #p dx - URL 
sinister was such a creepy ass movie . might not sleep tonight . afraid to look out windows . 😣 #mrboogiesgonnagetme 
coast guard beach , cape co d: do you have a passion for a beach life ? do you admire natural beauty and are lookin ... URL 
dear anxiety , i would greatly appreciate you not keeping me up all night #worstfeeling #fedup 😖 
now im jus layn here ................. #bored outta my head ! ! ! :'( 
USERNAME i know it's hard to believe and it take time to take in . even though i look perfect an am i got flaw ! 😏 💯 
USERNAME just saw 5 people tweet today was good/bad/fast/relaxing/interesting so then i said today is today 😏 
everyone at work got me thinking about my weight and body 😒 
this friday night seems rather lame 😒 i feel old & married lol 
i could have a beer with my worst enemy right now and be ok with it . missing my friends and familiar faces .. #loneranger 😒 #ineedahug #haha 
😦 😧 😯 oh ! 😑 you see how the people be treating me 
USERNAME yeah crap why did i say i was with you , shoot just kidding everyone i'm not with her .. 😒 #skurt 
hot d: 4th grade boy jorden runs into my office at school , #endearing #wobblebabywobble 
USERNAME i hear about it all the time ! ahah never had it tho >.< hmm im down to try it .. then (: 
USERNAME my neighborhood gym ma niqqa ! hahaha until i get hired at lifetime 😏 
sad to be leaving but i'll be back ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 35 others) URL 
now its time to ...... shine bright like a diamon d: ) 
USERNAME snitch 😏 you're not suppose to tell my secrets ! 👹👺😈 
USERNAME wait i don't get it 😒 you tryna be funny ? lmfao 
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USERNAME i'm saying ! the other day i texted him , didnt answer me till the next day 😒 so i carried on the convo ... didnt answer back lol 
USERNAME you're watching it too ? ! i was confused since i started watching at 10, but now i get it 😒 
USERNAME we need to figure out what to do >.< 
USERNAME son my head is fucked upp ! but it's all good . they mad punanii💘 😒 
i can get everyone to talk to me about there problems except #oomf 😒 
good job farmers . y'all did goo d: ) #latetweet . 
everyone wants me to be a model -.- i'm not here for your satisfaction .. i don't wanna be one ! >.< 
questioning our switch from USERNAME to USERNAME - the tuner/dvr experience leaves a lot to be desire d; might be time to switch back ... 
finna hit up krausers for a steak and cheese 😏 
sometimes , when i've had enough of the bullshit , i can go from nice to bitch in about half a second .. 😒 #nomorebullshit 
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water tower bucket boys sat-11/10 wonder ballroom URL #p dx 
i kinda like having siri on my ipo d; i can tell her to play songs for me . 😬 #easilyamused 
michael wore his sweater today because i wore mine >_< .... saying his look better . ha .. lmfaoo . its ok . i still love him 
dang i can hear this person behind me chomping their popcorn over the intense explosion scenes #daheck #shutuprude #nasty 
its so cold d: times like this i wish i had someone to huv 
USERNAME i don't feel goo d: ( thinking of you , anticipation is setting in :( ( 
i just realized i don't know my own number by heart 😒 then again i change it so often 
i couldn't give any less shits that jelena broke up 😐 
my dad lost my toiletry bag 😑 😡 great there goes my shaver , proactive , gel , toothbrush and my fuckin zzquil #pissed #thanksdad 
how am i gonna get all my stuff to maryland ? 😒 
damn i fucked up ... all my guards down . fml 😑 
stayed home all day today >.< need to go out and kickk the ball ! 
when he buys you a luke bryan cd .... that's when you know it's real 😏 
but , it doesn't bother me . so do it all you want , you make me laugh 😏 
i don't like talking about problems , i just get even more annoyed . i'd rather just move on . 😒 
finally midnight ! i can have my chicken wings now 😭 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao i love that game . i'm a beast at it . i like games like that because i play xbox , yes i'm a nerd 😏 
can't sleep . i wish you would just call back and make everything better , but you always make me do it for myself . 😔 😒 😢 💤 
capone sai d: when women cheat that means they are tired of the bullshit a man put them through .. #sotrue 
in the history of the world , this statement has never been sai d: 
i just bought 500 christmas lights online . they are all for my room . 😏 
hit it from the side like a motha . fuckin . bass . drum . 😏 🎧 
remember what bush , clinton , and obama sai d: good homeland citizens should never indulge in #conspiracytheories ... trust government's news 
lol i'm such a fake monster for not helping #emawingaga to trend . 😖 
well tonight didn't work out like we planned ... d: 
USERNAME boy u better chill with all that ! 😏 ☝ 
ermergerd i got a scratch on my nose >_< muffin = the devil 
you did text me ! but under certain circumstances 😑 😶 😩 
USERNAME add . another one to that list . it's amazing how i know what you talk about 😏 
didn't think a breakup would affect a friendship . #ok 😒 
happy birthday USERNAME even though shit happene d; you'll always be important to me💕 
USERNAME kaiser , i'm at a follow limit . as soon as my limited is lifte d; i will indeed return the follow :) tysm for yours ! 
so lol gloria & i saw her starring at you >.< 
i don't even bother seeing #artiststhatsavedmylife because all i see is one direction and justin beiber 😒 
lost $30 bucks in a game of pool . too bad i didn't know the guy was last years state champion 😒 #bastard #hustled 
where did i go wrong ? i lost a frien d: '( 
USERNAME USERNAME derek i do not appreciate your tone ... 😡 😒 
USERNAME nigga imma need for you to stop randomly texting me 😒 
k seriously my finger is getting worse i can't even bend it #wheresmydoctor 😖 URL 
they're playing on 104.1 ! min d= blown ! ahh jamming though . lol 
i'm really not stoked about having to stay in tonight . 😒 
my nipples have been on hard since that 5k ended ... this needs to stop .. it usually ends in a minute .. guess i'm not used to winning races 😑 
the fact that my brother is 21 now ... 😏 #fuckyeah 
people can like my statuses .. but it's not like we ever talk . we barely know each other . 😐 
bro i'm so boredd and my boyfriend is playing some buku music up in this car . 😒 😒 he needs to go back to the 80s 
USERNAME check your dm >.< lol or fb ? (x 
the best part of skyfall was when we busted a couple doing it in a van in the parking lot . #gross #skyfall 
barack obama is nearing the fourth year of his presidency and the economy continues to languish , #nasty #tcot 
someone make me some hot tea im not feeling goo d: ( 
da d: i'm going to bed . *ten minutes later he's still infront of the tv .* 
USERNAME wth ! ! ! ? ? u were checking out girls ....... without me ! ! ? 😏 lmao 
school/work/sleep/repeat . that is pretty much how my life has been going lately . not complaining , but wouldn't mind some excitement . #bored 
i'm sucha nice drunk sometimes ... 10$ tip to some old man at a concession stand 😏 
you know just how to work my nerve . 😒 
the magic of chemistry with fred . #wemakep dx @ magnetic north URL 
i make my friends do stupid shit with me just so i won't be doing it alone . 😏 😊 
i know its game time , when you do it like that 😏 
USERNAME u kno i got mad love for u quit playin girl 😏 
the unemployment rate shot back up and has been above 8 percent for #obamas entire presidency . #nasty 
USERNAME i truly hate you . i feel like i'm being video taped right now . 😖 
bitch did you just say your coming next weeken d: ))) 
cuddling with derek and he says ... um thank you 🙅 😏 
and to make it even worse , it's cold 😣 
lol how she say it thoe cuz ik she rante d: p 
angel eyes long hair i see you crying what's wrong dear .. ? he did what , he fucked who .. ? we know the story what's new 😒 
i really don't want to do this art slam thing tomorrow 😒 . 
times are getting hard this what we gonna do ........ 😑 😈 
omg . i'm allergic to hay or sometging . i'm sneezing & my nose is awful . allergies ? d: 
some people are already in their fucking 20's & still so immature . 😒 🔫 
hahahaha rt “USERNAME kk . seungri ! ! how cute .... >.< URL 
gottah wake up early , goodnights beautiful followers , & goodnight USERNAME , i love you >.< 
USERNAME now i know what u so when im eating 😑 txt me ! ! ! ! 
every chance i got by myself , i shed some tears 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME right ? >.< ugh im broke haha forever poor :( 
lmao my brother in law told me i need to do my eyebrows , they still need to grow more >.< 
excellent star wars vii news ... confirme d: arndt writing star wars script - ign: URL via USERNAME 
why is angel verdugo such a beast ? 😏 💪 #23 
i swear i misplace my debit card more than anyone i know . 😒 
😂 the fact that we just went on a half-hour search for a stray dog is actually concerning 🐶 😌 😏 
and the truth is that the jobless rate is far worse than obama will admit . #yikes #nasty #tcot 
smells like something is burning .. oh wait it's probably me 😏 😤 😣 #ughh 
already know i'm not texting that person anymore lol 😏 🎧 😎 
peace with go d: to be in a position to experience a full , affectionate , an @ forerunner christian fellowship URL 
end of the second perio d: usf ice bulls 2 - 9 USERNAME gators . shots: usf 30 - 28 uf 
USERNAME i was all wearing sandels with socks >.< i was all bumbed out 😒 
USERNAME ill miss you too 😭 😭 😭 😫😩😫😫😩 😖 😖 😖 💔 💔 💔 💔 
since they don't wanna take me i have to lay down pretend i'm fine and go to sleep 😒 😔 💔 
omg this mother on a sytt d: bridesmaids , can u say bitch ! ! ! ! 
this promotional video for khia's reality show just exemplified why she would have slaye d: 
i want to eat but i just brushed my teeth and i don't want to spend another twenty minutes brushing then again 😒 
this nigga keeps starring . stop it , i hate that shit >_< 
USERNAME is better off with me😁 😊 😳 shut up robert 😣 
USERNAME you're a tool for abusing your professional , public platform to call someone out .. agree d; you're a 12 year old girl . 
USERNAME boys who like me: 0. boys who like my best frien d: 953484131846971 😑 
USERNAME u dont be showin uo nigga no love . i think its cause im crippeled .. ight tho but u know me in school 😑 😑 
it's always what we can't have that we want the most 😒 
tools of the trade . #screenprinting #wemakep dx #fogd #magneticnorth @ magnetic north URL 
i cuss a lot more when in scared . 😣 
i would never let hoes or hoe niggas stress me out 😏 
robot chicken is so stupid 😐 why is this on tv ? ! 
when my friends have basketball tomorrow morning so we do nothing<<<< #bored 
fuck you mother nature . fuck you . 😒 😔 oucchie 
i love that marcus hasn't been home but i know come tomorrow morning my parents are going to be like where you been baby i missed you ! 😒 
you know you're really a grandma when your mom is out partying while you're passing out on your face 😒 😴 
boys who like me: 0. boys who like my best frien d: 953484131846971 😑 
every time i want candy or food that my best friends has , she tells me i can't eat it because it has pork . not funny . 😒 😩 😢 
i just wanna have fun , i'm young . live a little 👌💁 😏 
all this anxiety got me nauseous 😔 😣 tomorrow is my day back to practice too 🏀 😥 
cycle 5 recor d: 3 seconds . our 1st try: 1 min 47 seconds . hahaha . fail . 
USERNAME aww look at me i'm so cute 😊 😏 
i wish i had a boo to cuddle w / , uqh ! ! ! #bored 
i shoulda went to north like my mom said . 😒 
my throat is so dry ! i'm getting sick 😖 
i'm cold & my back hurts . 😒 😔 👊 
it's 30 degrees colder in reno than it is in vegas guys .. come on now 😒 
USERNAME yea ... effin sucks 😣 then i work 11-5 
addicted to early mornings & late nights ! 🌃🌅 😏 👌 
yet also happy that my air mattress is queen sized 😏 
look at USERNAME such a stu d; all grown up on stage @ rocky point cantina URL 
on my way home .... bruh ! my night >>>> 😏 
#imthetype to send you sweet text outta nowhere just to let you know you were on my min d: )) 
yea i'm going to bed .. goodnight and stay blesse d: ) 
duly note d: the past , present , and future of note-taking URL 
regretting that four hour nap earlier . #iwannasleep 😒 💤 
that would be the most embarrassing thing , like ever 😒 
USERNAME shiet , i kinda do wanna dress up tho 😼 
i'm so hungry but to dawnm lazy to get up ! ! ! ! >_< 
wish i had somewhere to go with my lonely ass 😒 
USERNAME i believe i beat you .. 3 times . no aisle 😏 try again tomorrow bud 
this nigga USERNAME 😑 never giving me the benefit of doubt . 
lol , i found out what i was twerkin widd 👏👏 😏 
USERNAME aww >.< i didn't know you guys knew each other back then ! 
i go to sleep earlier on the weekends than on school nights .. 😒 
we didn't choose thug life , thug life chose us 😏 USERNAME #thuglife URL 
nature (photo cre d: USERNAME @ portland japanese garden URL 
USERNAME omfg that was too funny ! he was so annoying ! ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME amazing ! ! (relate d: cuckholdry is the worst thing a woman can do to a man . full stop . ) 
USERNAME o really ? ! ? that's only something i would have to find out to know 😏 
austin thinks i'm gonna help him do is work . hahah he's a funny one 😏 😂 URL 
idk who told my black ass to shave half my hair off but this hair is grownin back and i look like a captured slave . 😑 feels like wool #dies 
my mother always want come friend up wid me like seriously chill i'm not in the mood to play 😒 😣 
reelecting obama is like backing up the titanic and hitting the iceberg a second time .... #whattheheck #america 😒 
but don't act like you tell me how you feel 😒 
those two things must be a part of my weekend 😏 
things i took for grante d: friends , family , my precious iphone , music , food(aka fast food), personal freedom , the right to speak , and women ! 
guess what USERNAME i didn't slip in the shower 😒 
USERNAME ... is this your new thing ? i keep seeing you tweet it 😏 
friday . spare room bed . 12:15. something's missing 😑 
having someone scratch ur back is like having tiny little orgasms back to back 😳 😳 gotta get it somehow 😏 
when you have the munchies and don't got nun to munch on >_< #thatstheshitidontlike 
all i want to do is read right now , but my book is in my car 😒 
USERNAME i dont either >.< imma sneak out you better get me lol ! ( im serious ) 
had to whip out my de icer at 9 at night 😒 you know the freezing weather is here now ❄❄ 
i've been kicked out 3 times this month . what a joy 😒 
i hate just laying in bed on the weekend , i mean i wouldn't mind company 😒 
USERNAME no only you would do that ! i bet you shower naked too , you slut ! #nasty #nudelarry 
afraid to go back to sleep because i'm worried ill go back to the same scary dream i woke up with 😖 
someone entertain me please . i'm #bored (@ sunblest) URL 
every time i play soccer something goes wrong .... im literally bleeding from my toe nail ... #eww 
so i betternot go to no project etx part 5 or imma party like its my last >_< 
neverr end up drinking two open double fisted beers , it's gunna get on your polo .... 😒 
this is the second time my puppy has farted 😳 😣 
drinking captain and coke brings back old memories ..... #hateit #hatemylife 
USERNAME aka good poun d: ))))) see i can get down . 
USERNAME USERNAME i miss you guyss ! ! ! 💔 😣 
nick took my earphones , oh hell no . ☝ 😑 bout to kill a nigga 
need not be told when pple start avoi dx u ... its on purpose an for a reason ... have a grear weekend y'all 
stinkin arms; cockeye d; ring lips; lilo & stitch .. uhh' let's not do this tonight (: 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME look at your twitter name . 😏 
my fckn back is killin' tf' outta me ! ! ! ugh >.< 
yo no soi como las demas;;) yo si estoi loca de verda d; ;)(y) 
my irritation grows so much quicker when i go out 😒 
USERNAME bitch that's my name 😒 😒 😒 😡 😡 😡 👿👿👿 
oh hey guys its me and USERNAME one month anniversary . that's a big deal , right ? 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME nice ! ! i will check them out & possible air it on the te dx livestream tomorrow ! let me know if you think of more ! 
my roommates gf is in the other room like and i answered but now they know i'm kinda listening 😐 
i opened up 5 apps trying to open up the actual app i wanted 😒 
i need to get new belly rings since i break all mine somehow .. 😒 
USERNAME noo d:< if i could i would of invited you but i work :( 
aahh ! ! ! dx eddie is trying to rape me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
i just got a sudden craving for chocolate milk .. 😐 
my mom said that's what i get for always calling her by her first name (melissa) and not by mommy . 😖 #sorry 
USERNAME we just got to much going on ! ☺ 😐 😁 
oh you don't follow me well fuck you too your tweets suck any ways . 😏 
share: jango , 4 y/o shy , sweet , gentle gs dx . will soon be code red . let's get him a home ! URL … #rescueadog 
this nigga has la tatted on his hea d: . 
about to give a death stare out of this worldd 😐 👿😤 😠 😡 
goofin around as i get my hair di d: ) @ cher nelson hair design @ boss studios URL 
guy: are you les ? ? me: how da fuck would i be les if i have a boyfriend 😒 guy: soo that's a no to the les ? me: kill your self 👊 
tryin to be cool .. lawl 😏 @ valley falls , ks URL 
i'm cracking jokes on myself and your ass agreeing ? ? ? ? ? ? wtf 😐 bitchh 😑 wait . 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME hurry up i think i hear him outside my window 😖 
USERNAME she's still in icu after 2 weeks 😒 but she is so much better now . and yes , i love seeing her . it's weird in a cool way 
i got complimented on my small ankles . 😳 😏 
😒 it never fails , always the same shit . always . 
i think i played too much #callofduty . every corner i turn i feel like i have to shoot someone #sneakattack 🔫 😏 
i'm sick . all my cigarettes taste like the filter isn't crushed or like they're stale #yuck 
if i could only receive this everyday 😁 😏 😊 👍👌 >>>>>>>>> URL 
is it possible to really miss this fool ? 😐 #noway 
USERNAME i'd have to grow like 7 feet haha . that's why i said it'll never happen 😒 
USERNAME goo d; going by super fast ... what day is your graduation ? ? 
thats when i said to myself , i sai d: 
mission accomplishe d: bagel , shake shack , japadog , oh taisho , & south brooklyn's best pizza all in one day . now time to sleep . 
i wish a nigga would 😒 😒 , i never play that with a nigga or a bitch 
USERNAME haha good cause i was getting lazy too but yea what you sai d: p 
i'm so over you and your bullshit you have no idea ! 😏 
i need to stop watching this , so ready to get my next tattoo just need some money and figure out where the hell to put it >.< 
i swart to go d: headache from hell . 👿 
someone needs to hook me up with a blunt when i touchdown in ny , deadass >.< 
is this even constitutional ? “USERNAME rubber meets the roa d: safe-sex law could lead to porn exodus from california URL 
lion face ! ! >:o lemon face ! ! ! >.< 
tryin to get yo dougie on in the privacy of yo own house . and a bitch calls me 😒 😕 😾 🙈🙉🙊🙅 URL 
😏 rt USERNAME knicks defeat mavericks to stay nba’s only unbeaten URL via USERNAME 
i swear to go d: headache from hell . 👿 
USERNAME USERNAME dobby just wanted to get master some asian treats d: 
the football game was cold and rainy , fun to watch not so fun to be in 😑 ... excuse me while i go put the feeling back in my fingers & toes 😁 
you haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish . 😐 #weirrd 
USERNAME i already knew that so i dont have to judge ... hehe i laugh everytime i see it 😂 😏 👍 
USERNAME USERNAME lol .. i thought u were running off to be d: -) 
USERNAME you better hangout with me when i move back betchh 😏 
i just wonder how many bitches had a thang for my ex and still clam to be my panta to this day .. ❓❓❓❓ 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME ha ! keyword here .. you , the king , force d: -) chip , chip , u r an old , snuggly softie (i won't tell :-) 
USERNAME well thanks for jinxing it so i can date him 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME oh god , it's not over yet . 😳 😣 
sometimes i look at certain peoples pictures and cringe . 😖 yucky . 
USERNAME you're scared of the monster in the toilet too 😭 😐 
if she don't suck dick she ain't a keeper 😒 
the fact im not falling asleep with my boyfriend tonight 😒 <<< 
, i should be use to the feeling of getting hurt & put down 💔 😒 
if i had a dollar each time my bf fell asleep on me i think i'd be rich 😒 #goingtothrowhim 
being so broke you have to go online and check to see if there's any money in your account<<<< #collegestudentprobz 😒 
although the USERNAME are winning , they look sloppy out there 😐 . they need structure , at least we’re headed for the w 
anyone have personal experience with cystic fibrosis ? a friend's baby just got dx ed . 
#sometimesiwonder if you really like me , or if you are just leading me on for your own entertainment . 😒 
USERNAME yeah okay ill just stop , it's that easy 😒 
USERNAME i bet you gained like 5281917 pounds huh >.< 
woww as if my phone wasn't fucked up enough already . 😒 
USERNAME calm your pussy baby :* you looked i'm hipp 😏 ✋ 
had an amazing night with my beautiful girlfrien d: ) USERNAME 
i'm on a very thin floor that's soon about to break 😐 
so i love you can meet #a dx sisters for the first time and act like you've known each other your whole lives 
like my status about something i hate . and then do that thing 10 seconds later . lol shweet 😏 
it wasn't my wii though , it was my moms friends . 😔 😒 
USERNAME jesus fucking christ thats all bad ! ! d: #dreamruined 
the other team was 2 years older . . . 😒 
good game . kings lost against spurs . 86-97 😒 😁🏀 #tired #sleepy #kings #basketball @ sleep train arena URL 
if you're talking to her again , you need to have a little one on one discussion with yourself on how stupid you are . 😒 
my mom told me i need a boyfriend >_< nobody asked for her 2 cents 
what we were dealing with . USERNAME USERNAME #roselandballroom #ew #children #g @ roseland ballroom URL 
hollywoo d; a sadistic , demonic interrogator that can and will hold anything you say against you . 
my dog is taking up my seat d; oh well she to cute to move :) 
i like really hate sleeping alone especially when i don't have to ! ( >.< ) 
who is gonna stop me and USERNAME ? ? your da dx 
but why the hell am i more thirsty then hungry an i haven't ate anything in 8 hours 😒 
USERNAME d: ur rightt ..... basketball starts friday , but there are no guys like football guys ;( 
i wish people would stop asking why i pee so much . obviously i have a small bladder ! ! ! ! 😑 
if everything goes good ... i will have an amazing weekend d; 
yelling out things at the game because i obviously know so much about basketball 😏 
damn 11 people unfollowed me today . haha i feel the love i really do . 😒 
ambien and whiskey makes for funny teetd ahd things that grt ds dx xzb . #sobermindedfor2012 
all you have to do is say the wor d; -) 
USERNAME USERNAME well ... come on . i had controlled myself all night , i couldn't take much more 😏 
twitter use to be poppington a few months ago .. now this bitch dead 👻 😑 
i got blasted on the news and fumbled in front of all pittsburgh 😑 
i think i was better than you . but that's just my opinion 😏 
USERNAME lol i only died mine cause i had to get rid of the few gray ya boy had 😬 😏 
USERNAME i know i'm waiting for this extra money 😏 
when will yu realize that these niggas talking to yu , telling real lies ! ? 😑 
wish i had the weekend off because i really don't feel like seeing anyone at all #lonely 😒 😞 
denver's uniforms look like they're trying to be bumble bees 😐 
⬅ really needs to pre read his tweets #alwaysmakingmistakes 😒 
s/o to all the football boys ! you guys made my last year of training the best ! i love you all ! wish it wasn't over . 😖 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 💔 
USERNAME told mrs bean i said he only wrote them up cause there black 😑 
& today i am the luckiest bitch alive . 👍 😏 🍀 
holy fucking shit there's not enough words to describe how many memories this song brings back .. 😐 
cold / scared / lonely . not the best mix >.< 
USERNAME i'm have a fever right now . d; & yes ! :) i'm doing sports every season :) 
sorry no one wants to live in lakeland all their life ... even tho its so cool & everything 😑 *sigh* i have bigger plans world . 
USERNAME yess #boring ! they can leave ! who watches you tube videos #losers #notthatfunny 
came home and found money in my dresser ... 😏 
i hope your not as fake as your boobs clearly are , #nasty #notattractive #cravingattention #andthed #boom 
adding sometime apparel to the diebol dx detroit collection for #dpclothing 
USERNAME 😞 😒 . my name is not martha fyi . my momma named me jocelyn olmos castrejon not fucking martha .... bitch . 
i just realize USERNAME is like 2 blocks away 😏 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME it's overr ! & the ending was probably the scariest part . 😣 😣 😣 
i think my new case that i got 3 days ago is already broken 😒 🔫 
what will the rest of my night consist of ... ? 😐 😁 
mhmm what to freaking eat , junior is hungry d: 
y r emojis so much fun 🙍👏🙉 😏 😆 🎨 
USERNAME kakakakaka ya mismoo xd oie te sabes acustica d: ? ? 
it rained .. and i didn't even notice . ya .. i'm lame 😒 
thid justin bieber shit on my tl finna piss me off >.< 
it's like a different side of me comes out when i'm here 😏 
how are jason and amanda still not home 😑 i'm ready for bedd 
i can never go to sleep at a decent time -_- #bored #blah #kik jpturnil 
honestly ... your acting so fake . stfu with your pioneer ass 😒 like grow up 
why do i always do this to myself ... i should've left my debit card home ... i can't resist 😑 
what my friday night looks like ... i hate being sick 😒 @ the crib URL 
my life must really suck cuz i'm not in the club every wkend ! ! 😒 carry on ✌ 
ugh i hate orange juice w . pulp >.< #gross ! 
friday nights college students usually puke from alcohol this girls puking cause shes got the stomach virus #gross #sick #iwannafeelbetter 
omfg . my power would go out when i'm home alone ... 😖 
and i could hear everything you were saying in the background 😒 
this boy kept me up all last night , and now tonight won't go to sleep for shit and i gotta be up by 530 am 😫 😒 👎 
v for vendetta with my boy :) ) ... and homework 😒 URL 
USERNAME i once saw a black widow claw across my bed wen i woke up one morning d: 
lolol leave her alone her pressure is going to rise d: 
seven best falafel in san francisco: the falafel is a near perfect foo d: fried , filling , yet fairly healthy base ... URL 
USERNAME girl i'm right there with you .. everytime i go to therapy she has to put my si joint back in place and tape it up 😒 #notcool 
haven't seen the gillette razor commercial on tv in weeks 😒 
this has been the most casual friday ever ... i think i'm losing my mojo 😑 
when u know the true & nobody believes you >.< 
i dislike when people are all non chalant with me 😒 😔 😞 
i really don't mind prank calls , but by the 5th time you call and don't tell me who you are , it's not funny anymore #seriouslythough 😣 
hahahahahahaha 😂 😂 i'm dying at how funny megan chasen and i are 😏 😳 
uhh . you can evacuate fromm presence now . #nasty 
>.< only thing that changes is that we ain't together .. #myexsendingmethiscutetexts 
collaborative poster making . #wemakep dx @ magnetic north URL 
i think all these guys are participating in #noshavenov #gross 
to those who argue publicizing the stolen messages was unnecessary , daulerio sai d: 
i'm so hungry .. times like this , i miss living on campus ! >_< 
😏 i wonder if bad azz goin be at the catch that weekend on the pole 😏 
when you sleep wrong and your neck starts hurting >.< 
omg i just beat boxed in front of my hawaiian friends . thug life 😏 
USERNAME i forgot the name's >_< , who the green haired girls name again ? she's my fav one 
when people start to bitch and moan over the littlest shit ever <<<<<< >.< like stfu ! ! ! ! 
i just wonder if people really think they'll go to hell if they don't 'like' those 20 pictures on facebook 😒 
eww saw two people i did not want to see >_< 
say no to rachet pussy .... 😏 👏 😏 👏 😏 
u know it was a boring night if u watched the jazz and nuggets game 😒 
my niggaa . i'm wavy like max b though 😏 👌👍 
was so mad kevin wasn't answering my texts . but i came home and he was in my be d: ) 
i wanna twee something but everyone is telling me not to because its none of my business 😔 😣 #ohwell 
i like that rell acted like a stranger tonight 😒 
i can't sleep for the life of me 😔 😒 😣 😢 
i be scared to lay on my madukes bed , aint no telling whats on those sheets #oldpeoplesex #eww 
i wanna be born in the 80s , it looks so much more fun ! 😏 😎 
u try to hard to b straight omg just tell the world ur gay already 😒 
why is there just a random cat in paranormal activity 4. 😐 🐱 
peach crush && seagram's green apple vodka 😏 .. goodnight for me ! just chillin 
everybody who take a pic uses there caption as 😒 
why have i gotten so jealous over these past months for ? 😐 
i wouldn't eat kori cooking if they paid me billion dollars wait 😏 if i get to watch her make the shit i would ☺ 
movies . my new nightly routine . sober life is so awesome . 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME ha .. your having an converstion with danielle ? #impossible #girlsretarted 😏 
umma start just carrying a ton of clothes with me that way when i wanna spend the night somewhere i can ! ughh 😒 
can you touch this ? no no no no no .. 😏 
gonna miss all this sleeping in when we have school again monday 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME i hate the taste of regurgitated protein bars 😖 😷 
krystiana sends snap chats w me lookin so gross in the background 😒 
USERNAME aha okay maybe just a little 😏 aha just kidding , chill out before i start ribbin 😂 
i can't wait for dirk to take over league . again 😒 ... #optimism #sickofhearingaboutlebron 
i've hidden so many peoples facebook post on my news feed its not even worth looking at anymore . #boring 
USERNAME i get asked once in awhile and i think of it more as my eye lashes just looked really goo d: p but i understand your point ! 
who wants to text me ? ! ? ! probably no one haha #bored #nofriends  
in bed before midnight on a friday , i'm exciting ! #ruinedplans 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME you're having an conversation with danielle ? #impossible #girlsretarted 😏 
USERNAME tell him to get somewhere wit his gay self 😏 
bout to lay in this bed and enjoy my midnight foo d; ) (@ my crib ! ) URL 
i was so tired at work walking around like a zombie and now i'm in my bed wife awake ! ! wtf 😔 😒 
rt USERNAME that awkward vibe you get from random strangers making flirty faces at you . 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 ⬅ 😃 😊 😏 😮 
min d: when i get better i'm gonna eat three whole pizzas . stomach: when i get better i'm gonna have a handful of cheez-its . being sick sucks 
we are bored .... any ideas ? USERNAME USERNAME . etc . #hurry #bored 
why is your preference like that ugh it drives me mad >.< lol if only you opened your eyes and saw who has always been in front of you .... 
when i said cute date , i meant movies or something not something that involves drinking 😒 #stupidguys 
last time i cheered in the rain i got hella sick 😣 
not everyday you get to hold an olympic medal . awesome . thanks USERNAME (at te dx naperville) [pic] — URL 
#iwillneverunderstand how people can participate in no shave november . #ew 
my friends dad dead ain't let her out 😕 dique it's too late 😒 😒 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME you'd probably laugh at us the entire time because we jump at everything . 😏 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME lol i did it because i felt like it . confusion solved ? 😑 
still sad to see signs on my neighbors yard that say reject it . 😒 😣 
just found my lip gloss in my bra .. along with money ... #winning 😏 
hey we're already late closing tonight but we are rushing omg we forgot the napkins ...... 😐 😕 😑 i really hate my managers sometimes 
i am so tired right now . i don’t want to e tho . >.< 
i don't get how people are getting #blops2 early . 😑 
i hope this feeling of bein burned out on insanity goes away .. i at least wana finish this 2nd roun d: / USERNAME 
every time i here some one say everybody i sing in my head err body in the club getting tipsy . i dunno why ... 😐 
seriously , this is dry shit i'm reading . #boring 
when the girl is fatter than the guy .-. vato she's about to eat you . d: run nigga ruun ! ! 
USERNAME i wouldn't do that if i were you ! ! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😏 😏 😏 😏 
3 nights in a row 😭 😠 😢 😔 😔 😔 😒 😒 😒 😁😤 
guess who's drunk and acting ratchet ? ! ? ! ? USERNAME iss ... great .. 😑 😒 @ t . g . i . friday's URL 
i think it's safe to say we're the only white people in this applebee's right now USERNAME 😒 
and by really late i meant really really late ! 😣 
i really miss #oomf wish he would text me 😐 😔 
i go to sleep feeling the same way everynightt 😒 😔 
i'm so tired but at the same time i'm not . #blah #bored 😫 
lmao this fool said #dead hahaha 😒 😂 😂 😂 😂 
it's friday night . why is everyone like .. asleepp . 😑 💤💫🌚 
everybody i meet , asks me about my industrial , hip and tongue piercings . i be like damn , back up ! let a nigga breathe 😏 
USERNAME ; lmao i’m sure you are . that’s why i hit you with the face 😒 😒 😒 
goin to sleep my tummy kinda hurts 😒 🙏 💔 
USERNAME sure is ! i'm done ! ! ! 😒 
wheres USERNAME when you need her ? ! been listening to our song 😭 😖 #mess #needisaymore ? 
idk where to ask for some in texas lol >.< 
never fails USERNAME is always a fucking asshole 😒 . punk ass 
why is it so hard for people to understand women have needs too ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😱 😋 😈 😏 
but i have to wait for my mom to get here d: 
i need a legit new best frien d: -) .... anyone ? (: 
l o l whenn adrianaa toldd juaan too shoot hemm selff causee he sayss : iguess d; < 
yeeaah bitch ! #leanin @ harlem worl d: lenox ave division URL 
USERNAME hahah oh how nice of you ! you'd be proud , i moved up a letter 😏 😏 😏 😏 
can't believe i have to wait till next friday to get paid wtf 😑 
fucking text me someone ! i can't even go out on a run cause its raining and don't wanna get sick ! 😑 
& my mama she a libra y'all get on my mfs nerves geminis think they know everything & y'all crazy 😂 😒 👎 
never mind i guess we're going out . just don't know where yet .. ? 😳 😑 
not supposed to work on saturdays but i am anyways bc my boss needs me 5-8 😒 #goodemployee 
fw d: see ! theres nothing to worry about . dont let it be something that gets between you and hannah . you have a great relationship . 
USERNAME USERNAME 😒 😏 😣 lmao ! ! ! #storyofmylife 
okay guys . i look like frizz monster . #dontjudgeme #wearingglasses #hateit URL 
i should of just gone to sleep instead i started doing laundry 😒 wish i had beer at least argh 
USERNAME i know ctfu 😡 😡 😡 😡 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
amanda is sick 😒 . i'm done with her for the night . 
it's gotten to the point where the sound of my roommate hitting the wall from getting fucked helps put me to sleep . #soundspainful #gross 
put you're hand over her mouth to stop her moans 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME pureclass - office bldg scene n china shot with vibrate colors+ digi architecture = essence of bon d: modern w historical 
it is too cold . i need to start wearing a shirt under my work shirt . 😣 
im am never having my hair up that tight for that long ever again . my head hurts 😐 
that nos kicked in .. no way i'm goin to bed anytime soon 😩 😔 😣 
that awkward feeling when you see a chubby woman and ask how far a long is she 😐 😐 😐 lol 
USERNAME i saw you at the monache /porterville football game ! was going to say hi but you were talking to richies dad 😏 
if i give you a ride dont ask me to on country music ✋ 😒 
dagrasis not as good as it used to be 😒 
i'm soo looking forward to driving 16 hours to get home 😒 
wish i was with #oomf ... at least i'd be gettin some bday sex 😏 
samir wanna be funny so bad , bye lil boy 😒 
USERNAME definitely ! next time ! ! ! thanks girl , means a lot 😊 😏 
i honestly feel bad for my grandma but i just wanna go home ! 😒 😒 😒 
i like to pretend that everything's alright , cause when everybody else thinks you're fine , sometimes you forget for a while that you're not 😣 
omg i can't type . i send winkey faces instead of smiley faces 😒 
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i just wanna be the one to remind what it is to smile . i would like to show you what true love can really do . 😏 💖🎶 #nowplaying 
yeah staying in ... not feeling friday night ! thirsty thursday killed me lastnight 😒 😂 
USERNAME thanks big ! love you too ! & thanks for broadening my options ! 😏 #devilish 
sleep over lucy's house cause i'm too scared to be home alone 😖 
it was a little bit of a hassle for the crippled 😐 
i hate when you pop up in my thoughts 😒 
i had such a busy day ... school .. then work .. then helping at the fair . just got home . 😒 
kobe averaging 27.2 points but he old tho ... 😒 
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i love how everyone ignores me when they're with other people 😒 
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thanks to all who retweeted/share d: bink , lena , elvis , elgin , dozer , luke & nacho were either adopted or rescued . your rts are appreciated ! 
okay zak bagans . of course you adopted a dog and you think it has paranormal powers and can special things . mhmm 😑 
i play video games just like i handle girls .. poorly .. oh well 😏 
when people tell you not to do something , so it can benefit them . sorry , but my world doesn't revolve around you or your schedule ! 😒 😠 😤 
sinister scared mee 😣 thought the home videos were traumatic . not a fan of watching stuff like that . bleh . 
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that bitch gotta man ; but she schemin on the low 😒 
doing everything and anything than looking over my script for work 😣 
USERNAME just sai d: i wonder since dogs have all they babies at one time are they twins ! smh 
i made it obvious that i want you too 😏 
you know you have a bad headache when you make ugly faces -_- 😖 😖 😖 😣 😣 😣 😪 
the banana is falling apart . flat tire , dead battery , broken window switch . only one of these things is my fault 😐 
i need more friends so i have somewhere else to sleep when my roommates are being #rude . i want to hit y'all . 
i have been home 3 weekends straight .... maybe ... just maybe ill get out tomorrow night 😏 
gonna spoon the shit out of USERNAME tonight . 😏 
USERNAME thinks he can paint my nails better than me , but won't bet with me to prove likewise . 😏 #pansy 
USERNAME wth ? you were talking to him ! ! ! hahaha but yeah i guess i should of 😏 😂 
USERNAME totally agree ! ! missed our skype dates 😞 😞 😣 
i need a serious paint job ! ! ! #chippednails #yuck 
before leaving the pdc for the night i left words of wisdom on our boar d: good luck ... and don't fuck it up . 
the pain dont even let me sleep & advil dont help >.< 
6 most recent posts on my instagram fee d: pets . 6 most recent on twitter: booze related . i think i fit in more here . 
we lost d; aww keep your head up bg ! ! 
what the fuck . that's some bullshit , kay , whatever goodnight 😑 
USERNAME har har har 😐 i was gonna give me 3000th tweet to you but you can #forgetit now ✌ 
USERNAME this time last week we could have been cuddling ... butt noo you picked a new cuddle buddy 😒 
second night in a row of being forced to witness boys play halo 😏 🔫 
okaay summer we all get it your bored , 😒 ☝ 
USERNAME i have ! ! ! all that wasn't even called for 😒 😒 😒 
like oops maybe ya should've thought that one over twice before ya sent it 👍 😒 
i'm gonna regret staying up this late in the morning 😒 😡 
overhear d: the shanghai restoration project plays in the macau scene of james bond skyfall . cc USERNAME 
bra d= yea ( with a fist pump ! ) 
everybody don't look cute poking they lips out and shit 😒 
USERNAME i know .. 😐 i wanted to be there 
i really hope i don't have anymore zombie apocalypse dreams 😑 
sometimes i seriously think about moving with my daddy . but ..... the people id leave behin d; ( 
i wish there was a emoji to flick all you hoes off 😏 
i didn't even get to go to the gym tonight . d: 
i feel like all my weekends go to complete shit because none of my friends are aroun d: ( #sadtweet 
i have a lot if twins and baby momahs aperantly . mostly white girls . how does that happen 😐 
USERNAME yeah i was gonna add that one but put covere d: love banner but ya 
now ... basketball practice at 8 in the am ! ! ! ! 😒 😤👎 
my brother always comes home tired , turns on a movie , and falls asleep knowing i don't know how to work the tv 😒 
tha glass poking out my phone fcks up my txts& tweets 😒 😒 
can't wait to see my bae USERNAME oh how i've missed his little ass >.< 
#sometimesiwonder if people can read my mind 😐 😾 🙀 
should i change my twitcon again or ... ? >.< 
USERNAME alright ! i'll do it right now ! 😏 
USERNAME why didn't we hangout before you left ? ! 😣 
USERNAME lol best halo playin ever this girl 😏 yes better the me ! ! 
USERNAME i didn't even wanna see them at the premier . 😒 
thank you joey ! ! i need that shit right now 😒 
USERNAME hahaha stupi d: ) goodnight yahir ! god bless you my friend :) 
who keep retweeting this ugly girl on my tl ? then the tweets are irrelevant 😒 
i have by far the most sensitive ears when it gets 50 degrees or lower . #hateit #painful 
USERNAME hey just because you're a softball player doesn't mean i go that way too ! ! 😏 
they fall like the leaves in the cold october weather ! 😏 😏 don't think to hard .. they grow back in the spring 😋 😋 
out of line rtUSERNAME my job is crazy for this 7 :3 0am meeting tomorrow >.< 
i wish i had a twin or a little sis , so i could do something with , but no 😒 
you seem like a friend yet you talk crap behind my back ... and they ask me why i have only guy friends ... cuz girls are too much drama ! ! ! >.< 
money talks ........... you ain't got none ... end of discussion 😐 😐 
i tried to pay attention but attention paid me 😏 
USERNAME please dont call me loser i dont need that right now >.< 
just gonn go bang my head on the wall , bye . 😣 🔫 
by chance i hopped on #pandora and it played the same 4 songs in same succession back-to-back 😒 
good food but so full . 😆 😖 😋 @ la fusion URL 
xm1lkdu dx mr_melendez my face on a box of henny #hennessy @ hldf studios URL 
i wish i was hanging out with USERNAME ... i miss him 😖 
i'm a fighter when i'm mad and a lover when i'm loving 😏 
USERNAME that's still a super long time ! ! #rude . 
USERNAME me neither .. my friends dont understand my obsessio 😒 ... now we can 'fangirl' together :) 
«USERNAME «USERNAME 2a: west bolivar at bruce; eupora at calhoun city; mize at bassfiel d; east marion at taylorsville»» 
smacked boy & still awake work at 830 blow me 😒 👎 
USERNAME lmfaoo yeahh buhh i'm your daddy tho 😏 & okk 
no . i sai d: what kind of bird are you ? 
da d: it tastes like a chewed up aspirin have you ever chewed up a aspirin 
da d: let me guess ethan nick matt or will was involved 
i hate that i don't have any cousins my age 😒 
USERNAME that sucks ! mines still messed up from breaking it in the 10th grade 😒 
- yea he likes my status on facebook but can't text me smh >_< 
USERNAME rigght ! they should but who would want to come here , it's boring , we shall go to the uk 😏 
today was kinda depressing . i really wasn't feeling it 😑 
twitter stay locking my ass up -_- but i ont even care cuz i got boss ass followers dat will free me out ! 😏 
i have a very bad habit of walking outside barefoot in this weather ! ❄⛄ 😣 URL 
when we were in class & mr . shoot said then all the white people asked what a og was .. i wanted to slap them 😒 
i dislike how some of the questions i ask on here get unanswered ! 😒 😒 
seriously ? i just got home 30 minutes ago and i feel like complete shit . my allergies are so fucked up 😑 😕 😒 😩 
USERNAME lmao ima buy you some from the store i work at 😏 
USERNAME 😑 😡 😪 😭 i'm so scared of them 
herhol d: sam liccardo is san jose's most bike-friendly councilman: it is no big secret that sam liccardo is all ... URL 
USERNAME what ? ! o.o what the hell sm ! that's not right . >.< 
driving down tv highway and have an middle aged man in a chevy volt show us his nipple . not ok . #ew USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME k 
the show hoarders makes me sick to my stomach . i can't believe people really live like that ? i'm getting anxiety from just watching . #disgusted 
i work tomorrow , the day after that , & the day after that . #allaboutthemoney 💰💵 😏 
when the emergency alerts come on <<< scares the shit out of me 😫 😖 
#iwillneverunderstand why people give you a question as an answer 😑 
dam my mommy and sister are leaving to the airport already :( gunna miss them >.< 3 
is she talking to herself .... again ... 😒 guess a girls gotta talk to someone ... even if its herself 😔 
hi my name metra & i'm brown .. aka rotten >_< 
USERNAME the old lady is the one that scares me tho d: 
fuuhhcckk ! im boutta jus lay dwn till i fall asleep , boredness is a mf >_< goodnight 
"USERNAME typical friday URL busch light <<<< #ew #helltotheno #nasty 
whyy am i so brokee now a dayy ughh 😒 holidays need to hurry up cuz i'm depending on holiday money 😁 
it's cold af & at that i'm drinking a thirst buster ! ! ! 😨 😤 😑 
was about to text but i figured i'm bout to sleep so fugg it 😒 
🍻love watching my friends have fun while i wait tables server_life 😒 #stolen USERNAME je @ blue monkey URL 
USERNAME haha it's okay ! don't worry about it . y'all could've . but it was nice seeing you too faith ! too bad it was bad timing 😐 
rocky hill has a bunch of fucked up people ... i feel like the entire town is just bad news . alcoholics and druggies everywhere ... #ew 
i sat down to pee and there was a roach in my shower ! i freaked out and left him there . i hope he dies before i shower tomorrow :/ #gross 
guess its bedtime good night #teamcrazies got my special sum1 on my min d: -) USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
hahahaha lex why you soo clumsy yo lol rt USERNAME got frosted flakes in my bra .. 😒 
USERNAME for the three days i'm home 😣 so exciited 
naighbor putting in work i can hear his girl moan >.< 
she's using you ! stop going back to her ! 😑 
i will never understand why deer think its a good idea to stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights ... #move 😠 😑 
damn it , i didn't even make fun of depalma today 😒 
i miss summer but my hair used to be soo dark . 😱 #eww URL 
nobody answers my text , nobody talks to me . #yourafucken #friendalright #pissed #thirdwheel #hateit #asshole . 
no accepting applications for new bestfrien d: 18 or older , photography , road trips , antique shopping , odd music , alcoholic , old soul . 
USERNAME oh i'm not having it . my best friend is . i'm just gonna name and raise it . 😏 
i could seriously edit pictures all night with the 1000000 apps i have on my phone .. #wheredoesthetimego #bored 
USERNAME something about the name mike ... makes me not wanna trust them 😒 .. USERNAME 
on the phone with USERNAME && USERNAME 😀 😒 😎 
USERNAME needs to come over now and cuddle with me so i can make her happy d: 
ya no vuelvo a comerme un dulce de cafe ! ! ! v.v " 
i hate giving people attention when they don't deserve it ! ! #hateit 
..... finally .. weekend time ... time to get crazy and clean all in my mind ... hate being stress all time .. 😏 
USERNAME oh girl ! i try to forget it ! me and my mental wheelchair ! allie jo would strap me into it like a psych patient 😑 
USERNAME alfre d: i apologize , ms . rose , but master gray is out on patrol right now . would you like me to pass your message onto him ? 
be sure to catch the #te dx rainier livestream tomorrow starting at 9am psd ! URL 
9 niggas in one room yellin bout meek and wiz ... it's no debate meek is the better rapper so why we arguing tho ? 😒 #haha 
USERNAME oh girl ! i try to forget it ! me and my mental wheelchair ! USERNAME would strap me into it like a psych patient 😑 
be sure to catch the #te dx rainier livestream tomorrow starting at 10am pacific time ! URL 
USERNAME text me ! you look lonely too since you keep favoriting my tweets >.< 
USERNAME can't wait to see you pat stacks ! ! ! #bala #missyouinp dx 
who the fuck wants to come over and keep me company 😣 😣 😣 😣 
this nigga be coming in the house all hours and leaving it unlocked ! my ass aint going to sleep with that shxt unlocked , sorryy ! 👎 😑 ☝ 
USERNAME bitch , i knew you would reply to this 😒 
can't believe #p dx is trending .... way to go hometown ! lol keep portland weird 
it's simple all i have too do is keep that smile on your face till the end of forever 😏 
man why are my feet always so cold ? #badcirrculation 😣 
just gonna leave this here #bored #bestfriends @ frosty's house URL 
it's funny who really ends up actually being there for you when you need it most 😏 
one of those ... moments 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
on the other hand , pass the refreshments ! a cool cool beverage ! ! 😁 😋 😏 
omg my abs are hurting so bad it's not even funny 😖 
you'll miss me when i'm gone 😏 ! words ring so true , can't nobody do it better .. #pointproven 
i feel like i was thrown back and fourth 😒 lmfaoo #fuckers 
there's no milk ... but i already poured out the cereal ... 😐 
gotta start planning what the heckerss am finna do ! >_< 
i know #oomf has got to be lyin . smh 😏 
USERNAME i want to buut .. skype is really low quality .. and then i just get pissed off and give up 😒 
i don't go out looking for trouble . it comes looking for me . 😒 
USERNAME i know ! ! ! 😁 or uhh , chicago ! 😏 
just tryna be inside ya before you wake up 😏 
i just saw a girl who wasn't wearing a bra that should have 😐 
not excited to wake up early tomorrow ... 😒 😞 
USERNAME coke can with the same shit . yep . twice . i refuse to drink anything that's already open now >_< 
wish it wasn't so early , lol i wanted to sleep in 😐 
USERNAME hahaha i'm soo pretty 💁 & thank you , shirt , for making me look like i have the biggest beer belly everr ! 😑 
USERNAME were in separate windows . but it's all one window gina 😏 
USERNAME the winter preview looked pretty goo d; #shoppingdate #illproveyawrong 
sometimes i have amazing tumbling days and i'm like . today was one of those days 😏 
foxy walker likes seductive shit . and getting her butthole eaten out on a daily , but only if youre wearing cherry chapstick 😏 
i'm always so tired . until i get home 😒 
USERNAME psh i know , i know i've been told 😒 
that's cool USERNAME and USERNAME ill just watch this movie by myself have fun hanging out on my couch . 😒 
USERNAME yeaa i know 😣 😞 😔 i never been to a club before i see everyone posting pics nd i'm like aww but yea 😞 
USERNAME seriously ! a job called me today when i was napping and i called back and they were closed already >.< 
no titles but u my baby when i'm idle 😏 
USERNAME 😒 😑 i have an iphone you don't need wifi nigga ... who you tryna fool ? 
i really want a quiet coupon for christmas . 😒 
fuck man there's never shit to do in sj 😒 
well that was immature but what's new ... #overit 😒 ✌ 
everywhere i went , the fair smelt like weed ! /: #gross ;) 
USERNAME you coulda kept your lip gloss to yourself tho 😏 
i literally want to fuckin vomit when i see a #gross 
i haven't heard form him in a week . i feel like calling him but no i'm going to wait and see what happens 😁 😣 ☎👈👊 
okay but seriously , it's impossible for me to sleep with the sound of this wind . 😒 
so happy i don't have to work this weeken d: ) #finally 
and everytime i think i'm stayin with him , he bring his friend around and make a girl reconsider 😏 
USERNAME .. i miss you & all , but to be honest i miss your friends & family more 😏 😋 😎 #kidding #missyouthough 
3 types of people in this worl d: ones that make things happen , let things happen and wonder what happen . 
just great my battery on my car dies and im strande d: ( 
i really need someone to text , i have never been this bored 😔 😒 
oh my fucking go d: ) so many fucking cute boys just showed up ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
baby love this attention he's getting from girls at his 2nd job . 😒 okays babe i see how it is now 👊 #tommyboonsong 
shout out to all the terrorists that wanted summer to end 😖 ⛄⛄⛄🔫🔫👎 @ creekside URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i keep stepping on your foot , i'm sorry d: 
USERNAME yea i'm bored af .__. o shit get it >.< lol 
the fact i have to wake up at 8am 😒 
damn why do i got to be thinkin about this shiit ........ 😩 😔 😁 😒 
i feel a way after what i just saw . 😒 
USERNAME i sai d: we have a friendship but that's about it if you wanna see me then speak up . i'm just not on it with you . 
USERNAME hahah i love that nickname for you 😏 we need to hang out soon ! 
few of my many faces 😏 😕 😋 #instaframe instaframeapp @ none yah URL 
all the twins and baby momahs i have and i'm over here starving and shit . all you niggahs are fired . 😑 
i was taking 10 steps forward and i just took 10 steps back .... wtf ? ! 😔 😒 
when you're too lazy to put away that massive pile of clothes on your bed 😒 < 
just man up and admit you were wrong ! #damn 😐 
feel like i've been a terrible texter towards some people . sorry if that's u ! not doing it on purpose ! i read them and forget to respond ! 😐 
my water is on the desk right there .. uhh .. *ninja style so u dnt have to get up* mission accomplishe d: ) 
so bored , sitting in my truck listening to music # 😒 
well tonight fuckin blowss 😕 😒 😒 #nolife #fridaynight #home 
USERNAME i would if i could but i don't have a car 😒 
USERNAME kinda .. till i pulled some more fuckery 😏 
tomorrow night will definitely be much better than tonight . 😋 😏 👌 
USERNAME see problem solved i'm a great problem solver 😏 👍 
really wish he could just see how much i like him . 😒 
really wish i was sleeping over USERNAME again . i just wanna cuddle 😣 
all you ever do is complain you dumb slut 😒 
a man is complaining to a frien d: “i had it all , money , a beautiful house , a nice car , a great motorcycle , the love of a beautiful woman . 
it seems like twitter be boring at night . 😒 
i haven't seen any ghosts in this haunted hotel . 😞 😒 
USERNAME thanks yeah i'm there from like 11-close its tiring boring 😖 &i just wanna talk about something other then dressing or roll lol 
i hate laying down with somebody when they are constantly moving . sleep on the floor ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME damn , you haven't had your phone in forever d; 
ughh ! stop tweeting tweets i like if your tweets are locked . #frustrating >.< 
USERNAME poor guys ! ! i feel so bad when they lose >.< 
USERNAME i really do to .. were pretty much just bad ass that's why 😏 
why am i still up when i have to wake up at 7:45 😒 
random trip to llevelland ? ok 😏 #imin #qualitytime #pizzaa USERNAME USERNAME 
why do girls insist on wearing granny pannies when wearing leggings ! ? 😒 
USERNAME it'll be morning ten minutes from now ... 😯 i can feel it 😮 😦 😧 😐 yeah it's about that time 🚽 
USERNAME on * lmao . and 😒 i was joking .. fag . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME there must be a recount--it is clear that there was widespread voter frau d; endorsed by obama . #criminal 
i haven't cried like this in forever . /.\ 😒 😢 
you're everything that i need , i wish yu could see that you're the only one for me 😒 
i left 30$ in one of my jeans , and now i can't find them 😑 
i just wanna graduate early and move to pensilvania and study photography already ! 😏 😩 
bunch of ratchet ass niggas in here tonight 😟 😑 😑 
USERNAME yeah i noeexp my dad a diff story thoe aha . and iknoe that after you said it yoir face was like fucck d; 
USERNAME i thought we was going to get crazy 😣 
my brother makes me not want to have kids >.< 
that means ima have to cut off the hoes n get serious bout a relationship ... 😒 😒 😒 😞 😞 😞 
it might as well already snow , 'cause its so dang cold outside . 😣 
idk why my dads so against me getting a car payment . bitch i make money 😒 
i don't think i have ever been this hurt in my life . 😢 😔 😖 
idky this bothers me ! man i give up 😑 
USERNAME please ..... do not disturb others during the feature , turn off your cell phone 😒 <--the face you are getting from guy on side of u 
USERNAME yay i might be able to play this year 😄 😑 😳 
USERNAME yeah see ! & you were giving me attitude ... 😒 
not looking forward to tomorrow compettition feeling like thiss >.< 
dont tell me your tired and going to be d; tell me your hangin' with friends . #dontlie 
USERNAME truu 😒 da babies ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 👶 
save all that baby , boo , honeybear shit . my name is damian 😑 
that annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you 😑 😟 
am i really that jelly ? 😞 😒 😔 #night 
USERNAME you not here to slap , lick , and fondle :) out of USERNAME and USERNAME i would fondle you soo har d; ) 
i just got asked to do a couples photo shoot for a book cover ... only problem is they want someone with an actual boyfriend ... 😑 🔫 
you would think having 2 lines makes it faster; big sike ! ! >_< @ in-n-out burger URL 
i hoped on #ig like i was about to be a regular . 😒 
USERNAME thanks brother and yhu knw i'm goo d: ) god got me 
we'll i'm going to be in othello tomorrow . and i have nothing to do 😑 😒 
the first fucking thing i see when i go on tumblr is porn . 😐 
all these blessings will come on you and accompany you if you obey the lord your go d: USERNAME 
one hell of a night ! this is ridiculous 😬 😣 😢 😰 
my dog just brought her bowl upstairs . i know i just filled it with water . thinking about it , i don't want to see the kitchen floor . 😒 🐶 
USERNAME when are we going to have our phone call ! ! 😖 
ki d: eww that bitch is a dirty whore .< jostein : you made out with that whore . lmfao #idiot 
random ki d: walk faster . me: excuse me you little nasty who said you could tell me what to do ? ? ? #school #bad _day 
cannot wait until i drive . needa get out of here . #hateit 
USERNAME what's weird ! ! ? 😱 #shirlytemple ? 😏 
USERNAME yeah .... i need to go back full-time on my break . i just wanna have a little fun 😣 
when someone makes that first move that you know is leading to sex . .... 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME he creeps me the fuhh out 😖 
my mom better not even expect me to be ready by the time she gets home cause she already told me she's not taking me anywhere 😒 
USERNAME that's basically how it went ... and riight . 😏 
gettin ready to head up 2 hunting camp ! ! ! just picked up my nephew frm p dx grabbing sme grub and away we goo ... 
USERNAME about this gorgeous guy at this hookah bar 😏 
im hungry ! ! ! ! ! ! 😖 😡 
i've been home less than 12 hours and i'm already missing the freedom to make my own choices 😒 
if i don't give bella what i'm eating my puppy is so ignorant as to sniff and lick my mouth 😒 she ghetto 
is it weird that one of my favorite movies is mean girls 😐 that shit is hilarious 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME i just went through my amazon cloud player because i needed to grab the album i just bought for it and lo and behol d: 
they showed too much on that challenge commerical ... pretty sure i know who's going in now 😒 
not being able to sleep and no ones up to talk to <<<<< 😒 #bored 
but i be goin to bed go early & waking up at all hours of the night ! 😒 
USERNAME i can't sleep ! ! i'm having hot flashes ! d: 
USERNAME there are no men in this town ... period . 😒 
psalm 25:8 good and upright is the lor d; therefore he teaches sinners in the way . 
lastly: if you see this , yeah , you who blocked me: i was happy for about 4 months and most of the time after that i should've sai d: fuck you ! 
i hate when i'm the only one awake . 😑 
USERNAME i was kinda down . buut my mf conscious what like noo✋ not todaay 😏 
so don't wanna get up early in the morning .. 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you guys should stop by bakersfield ... 😏 
yo if your tweeting about weed & liquor fuck you cu i don't have that 😐 
i'm on some fuck the world type of shitt 😒 
USERNAME showed me 2 girls 1 cup for the first time ! ! ahh thats some nasstyy shitt ! ! 😫😫 😖 😵 😖 😫💩💣🍤😫🍺🍦 😖 😖 😫 😡 😖 
i do the dumbest shit ever yo ! 😒 😫 
would it be weird if i raped my sisters brother in law ? he's so hot ... 😏 
my computer just pulled a houdini ... o.o i haven't touched it and it's lighting up . d: #saveme 
i shouldn't let this get me mad ; but fuck it i'm already way to gon 😡 😑 
k emma is asleep in her kitchen floor . #whatislife 😑 💤 URL 
ahh my long iphone charger broke so now i have to use the super short one 😖 #annoying 
i just went on a mission trying to find my iphone charger , and it was on top of kenny's macbook the whole time . 😒 
feel like i'm about to puke out my guts #fuckapplebees #disgusting 
my fantasy with that russian girl i saw today >.< 
the worst feeling is knowing one of your best friends is upset and you can't fix it 😒 #stupidboy 
USERNAME actually i honestly sat here thinking of a good way to respond . 😒 ... i couldn't think of anything 
i thought today was thursday 😳 😑 i'm hella out of it ! lmao 
i knew selena gomes wasn't a lesbian ! it was just a phase 😏 
ugh i hate it when my mother pats my head ! >.< 
how can people stand the smell of cigs on their hands , or any type of tobacco #ugh #yuck 
fuucck my sister comes into the house like she's the big bad wolf breaking down the door & shit >.< 
he says its gonna sneak up on me ... ohh ok 😏 
USERNAME kinda hard when you're not with him at the moment .. 😏 
uncontrollable hiccups right now .. #fml #hateit they won't stop 😫 
since i have no one to talk to , ill goto be d: / #goodnightworld 
USERNAME i've been up since 10 this morning .. i'm brilliant 😒 
afghanstian next year ... this is gonna be interesting 😣 😲 😏 
guess that answers my question 😒 rt USERNAME bored so i guess ill go to sleep .... dekalb is a fool 
always lookin stupid trying to talk to you 😒 ✋. sleep 😴. 
i think the smartest thing is for me to always have an otterbox . i drop this phone wayy too much 😣 
i don't get how you can hate on a whole race . like nigga we built the country that you inhabit , not y'all . but we're lazy niggers 😑 
no shes making these sounds that sound like a fucking dieing whale #ew 
USERNAME to x-rated for twitter . you know how my mind work . 😏 
fuck every last person on this earth 😁 😋 😤 😑 #jokes 
USERNAME seriously ! i'm sorry , do i look like want to suck your dick ? #nasty #notforamilliondollars 
checklist b4 goin to be d: ✔no monsters under the bed ✔no monsters in the closet ✔phone in arms reach ✔remote in arms reach #nightlytweet 
- i'm having a moment . #ohmyy ☝ 😐 URL 
ugghh 😔 nobody's up ! just me , my tv & my phone 😒 
aw do we remember when ashley n curtis kiss d: )))) 
well ..... that was a waste of my time 😒 
i am not going to go watching breaking dawn part 2 it's too romanic and hella couple just go and make out and shit 😑 
last call , my favorite time of the night . 😖 🔫 
they got hoes in the back with juice and gin looking like they ready to fuck again ... 😑 🔫 
USERNAME boy you ain't seen me since high school . lol 😏 
USERNAME unrelate d: i’m totally nitpicking . is it not incorrect to say grammatically the correct choice here ? 
the flexibility of a vagabon d; ive got a gypsy soul and a heart of gold . they say im a dreamer , a dreamer with high hopes . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm with chris on this lil bro , seriously jelly of you right now >_< 
ima gone & give it to #oomf , just not no time soon ! 😏 
just the way i like my men ... on their knees 😏 
i put the christmas radio station on and now kevin won't stop fucking singing lol . i should've known better 😑 
USERNAME am i supposed to say something nice back .. ? 😏 
how you gon tweet me after not texting me back ... *cough cough* brice . some best friend i got . y'all see this shit . 👎 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME you can text me now . you have my number ! ! ! 😏 
you're gonna throw away all that just because you're afraid something would happen to you ? just be more conscious . but don't give up 😐 tf ? 
soo none of you fucks know any good movies ? y'all real cool 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME have been a part of almost every te dx in seattle ! i get asked to do the live broadcast or coordinate social media often ! 
USERNAME i'm for real that bitch shit will make me throw up 😖 rs lol hard shit i'm good all night . and preferably brown liquor lmao 😂 😂 
USERNAME and i are probably having the funniest convo ever . 😏 😂 
happy birthday bub ! ! be safe bro ! 😏 
tonight was kind of successful ! went to sleep before 10 but now i'm up 😑 go back to sleep brain , you're drunk . #notreallytho 
my dear hookah , crystal , apparently hates me tonight and wants me to choke after 3 hits ... 😣 #sadday 
a blazer , 2 purses , & 2 wallets for $100 😏 #sales #macys #gottaknowhowtodoit 
USERNAME denied me gum tonight . the world is ending . she always has gum . wtff 😒 
laura is a sneaky bitch , & i feel like this one person 😒 is being tha same sneaky friend as she is to jackie 
USERNAME haha it sucks because i wanted to go to ! 😒 the people i'm with are super boring besides my friend jordan haha . 
drinks drinks drinks my friday night with my cosuin . cyn428 ! ! blurry >_< @ beachfront 301 URL 
when a cute guy thinks it's unattractive for a girl to smoke<< #why #eww #yourenotcuteanymore #bye 
daddy i don't like your attitude right now . 😑 #chiweenienation @ highland palace URL 
USERNAME yeah yeah 😒 you say that cause when the important people don't text back it's a big deal but when ewin texts you no love back 😔 
#whyrelationshipsend in my case , guys like to have their cake , eat it , and then eat everyone else's cake . #oh 😒 
time check 11:00 pm >.< okey time to knock out ^.^ good night las vegas 🌃🎶 
just reduce d: single family ,$259900 3 beds 3.1 baths ,77020 URL oakington realty #houston 
just reduce d: residential lease ,$1800/m 77089 URL keller williams signature #houston 
just reduce d: residential lease ,$1450/m 77062 URL re/max space center - south shore #houston 
just reduce d: residential lease ,$1095/m 77545 URL re/max southwest #fresno 
just reduce d: single family ,$57900 4 beds 2.0 baths ,77511 URL re/max 1st choice #alvin 
😒 rt USERNAME i have the biggest dilemma idk if i should get up early to shower tomorrow i don't see the point 
just reduce d: single family ,$117000 3 beds 2.0 baths ,77429 URL leak properties #cypress 
just reduce d: single family ,$333500 4 beds 3.1 baths ,77044 URL united real estate #houston 
just reduce d: single family ,$629900 5 beds 4.1 baths ,77304 URL keller williams realty conroe/lake conroe 
just reduce d: single family ,$208000 3 beds 2.0 baths ,77546 URL turbo realty of texas #friendswood 
smh . people only care about themselves now a days . 😒 👐 
i stay finding the lesbians in the club 😏 😏 
i wish i could just squeeze & kiss addie right now but she's asleep 😒 i missed her so much today ! 👶 
and now the notebook commercial ! seriously this is my friday night , of course ... 😒 😒 😒 
#bored ... i thought this was a #cool picture of my #cat #russelledgington @ avalon community center URL 
USERNAME haha that's the ultimate checkmate lol >.< but hey do what you gotta do pretty lady ^.^ ahaha 
dang ! no type of love in return #sadtweet rt USERNAME USERNAME q quieres ahora ? 😒 
that clutch moment when u find a pair of clean draws to wear and it's laundry day >>>>>>>>>> 😏 #winning lol 
i don't understand #oomf at all . one minute we're good and the next we hate each other 😒 
i still pray to have us back like we once were 😣 🙏 #sadbuttrue 
USERNAME nothing like the p dx police scanner on a friday night ! 
USERNAME lol i knoow (/.\) hmm .. text me ? :) if you want >.< 
USERNAME come pick me up and take me home forever 😖 
why does everyonee in this city smoke weed ? #ew #goaway 
now laying on the third floor waiting for USERNAME ass 😐 
i wish i had someone to talk to . 😒 
guys blow me off so much ..... i just don't bother to make plans anymore . 😒 
like i can see if you knew how to shake your ass but they really don't . 😑 
you're getting annoying , pull yourself together ! 👊 😒 
i pray my dx ck get big like the eiffel tower so i could fuck the world for seventy two hours 
USERNAME lol haha sweet lol your pretty goo d; ) 
USERNAME USERNAME hehehh don't give me any ideas 😏 jk 
only if i had a rican smh ... 😏 👌 URL 
USERNAME oh shit ! 😒 i forgot it ! but ima get it to you though ! 
USERNAME must be very uncomfortable ;) oh wait ! he'll still getta #puckslut . but who wants that ? haha #stdinfested #gross 
😖 10% battery and we have like 2 hours left ! ! ! ! gahh ! ! ! ! #imgonnadie 
you see all these times when james bond just walks in and starts showering with some chick ... but what if he's really ... you know ... small ? 😒 
so everybody went to sleep ? dry , tx 😒 
i need to sleep i have work tomorrow 😧 😑 😖 
last chapter for chris' story . let's see how this goes .. tommorow . d: 
jill scott songs be long af , this song been on longer than 5 mins & my ipod all the way across the room 😒 
angry faces .. loove this ki d; ) #blessed URL 
guess i better go to sleep . gotta 12 hour shift tomorrow 😒 👌 y’all come visit mee ! ! ! :) #pearwoodskatingcenter 
passwor d= maverick (@ spybar for maya jane coles and nick bassett w/ USERNAME USERNAME URL 
when i'm awake you always resting ! ! ! 😒 😁 
i really wish i could get the hell outta boring ass fort . lauderdale 😒 . 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 23 others URL 
i hate a butch who can't never admit that they're wrong ! so childish 😒 
jeez who are voting for rutherford hayes ? rt"USERNAME voter frau d: URL 
this is why i love USERNAME she fucks with the #twitterafterdark 😏 👏👏 
need to clear my hea d: / any suggestions on what i should do ? 
moms got mad cause i won't clean my room . so she went downstairs grabbed all my shoes and threw it in my room . way to add to my mess 😒 😤 😡 
USERNAME lol i'm sorry >.< but i mean its really not my fault they put the r&t next to each other -.- its like if they want me to fail . 
drunk drivers are so scary ! seriously thought someone was going to get hurt ! 😕 😣 😞 😠 
my tongue ring makes me hate eating lollipops .. >_< 
USERNAME you were kinda my first girlfriend ha >.< but yeah i knew it was you just no braces now 
finish taping of #bran dx #russellbrand is awesome USERNAME @ sunset bronson studios URL 
hahah funny ! ! psh . i know you aint talking ! fyi i dont hve a bedtime .. soo i suggest you to shut up .. 😑 😑 
what can i say , i inspire people 😏 😏 
#10thingsicantlivewithout tweezers . lol or my eyebrows would be nastyy haha >.< 
really wish me and USERNAME were watching USERNAME but no USERNAME hid the dvd player #rude 
i feel like boys like me better when i'm mean to them 😒 
sayy im still hungry & eat 2 tacos nd the fries with cheese & bacon shii i still wanna eat more ! lolol >.< 
fuck yo when you want to rt or fave someones tweet but you cant 😐 
i hate a bitch who can't never admit that they're wrong ! so childish 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME that's not what you said when you texted me 😏 
if i had a doll , i'd name it rasch . it would be sweet ! and sexy ! USERNAME #jk #gross lol you're hawt ! ;) 
USERNAME i learned the habits of lames during springbreak 😏 i learned what not to do . 
i just realized that i'm going to spend the first few days of hanukkah with my fellow fellows at newgroun d: a muslim-jewish partnership 
wait til ileave to mexico . ima keep my ass over there for a while , & get away from this life ! ! ! ! 😒 
now i remember why i usually go home for the weekends . #bored 
USERNAME i have no clue ! lol they just trippin . >_< most of them said it's how i walk . but then they said that's how i look ... o_o 
when your friends gang up against you 😡 😒 😑 USERNAME USERNAME 😩 
just his company and of course my friends that night will make it perfect . and birthday sex 😏 
crazy part is , i never thought of it more than a friendship 😒 😂 
sf > bos > sf > p dx > sf > mom & dad > grand canyon > monument valley > arches > salt lake city > sf > colorado . 2012 rocks . 
da d: courtney's not eighteen , she can't look at ds . me: i am eightten dad .. what are d's ? da d: dicks . you can't look at dicks . #dadsdrunk 
USERNAME shit had got real and i was eww ty 😁😁 😒 ! 
i love ut but i'm seriously already ready to graduate & be done with school ... #collegeproblems #timehurry #sotired 😞 😞 😞 😒 😕 
longest #bran dx taping ever . worth every second . jack ass westboro baptist guys ! i wanted to get up and smack them . intriguing show 
da d: courtney's not eighteen , she can't look at ds . me: i am eighteen dad .. what are d's ? da d: dicks . you can't look at dicks . #dadsdrunk 
USERNAME USERNAME it's because we're your friends that we can do it 😏 
USERNAME hahahahah samo why on blast like that 🙈 😖 
jazmin doesn't want to go with me to jacks d; 
panther the cat came to say hello and promptly fell asleep in my lap #portland #p dx #cat #kit @ the pied cow URL 
i def can't deal with you trying to hang all over me , i'm not your girlfriend and if i was you wouldn't be doing that . #eww #backup 
a shower without shoes and my own be d; i've missed home so much . #sohapy 
i wish i knew all the right things to say to make this all better 😣 
USERNAME yeah after magic mike last night you're all about him huh 😏 
someone ... talk to me . please .. im bored 😐 😕 
downloa d: USERNAME #supauglygrind via #datpiff URL #img #rt ! 
trying out the anti-stress mask . better work too 😒 👏 
gonna try to spend most of my time in portland & washington when i ✈ up to p dx n dec to see the beavers play wanna hang with my cu friends 😀 
it's pointless to stay over anymore . the dude if stay with is obviously blin d; everyone else is annoying .. j need alcohol :( 
look at my emoji ---> 😒 , i d g a f . 
what the fuck . my mom offers my room to some girl i don't even knoee . bitch ! >_< 
USERNAME yay . can't you feel my excitement . 😔 😑 😞 #backtothebooks at least we get to try to make it fun ! ! #girlscoutproblems 
when my bf falls asleep on me and im still wide awake<<<✌ 😒 
USERNAME i'm not sure if that's even right , but it sounds good ! 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME hahahahahah oh hell no keep that talk up and you gon be lookin like scar 😏 💥 
my 2 hours of being 18 have been great ... all i know is ill never eat pizza again 😑 
women who don't know how to control their alcohol #eww 
oh wait twitter died , i won't be getting an answer 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME yes but i forgot d: i only rem pumba and uhh 
why he thought he was gone bag me and another chick at the same time ? 😒 🙅 
i'm exhausted . finished everything for work already >_< so much for 8 hours ! 
yeah i bet you like my earrings #earringsmeansass 😏 👌🙏 
my headache is unreal right now .. feel like complete shit right about now 😔 😣 
low blow 😒 😂 mcasshole . lolrt USERNAME USERNAME i hope so , can't be ending up like you lmao 😂 
😂 😂 😂 😂 rt USERNAME i want my ass ate 😒 
wtf really twitter jail when its time for #twitterafterdark 😒 😒 
sober and sitting at home on a friday night .. 😒 
praying to god that this car thing works out tomorrow 😣 😶 #fingerscrossed #hoping #praying #please 
cops just love following my ass for some reason . 😒 
happy official birthday pal USERNAME ill bring you a pepsi for class monday ! #bethere #pals4life ha ... haha .. ha 😒 
USERNAME ahha yes , but i won't have red hair anymore v.v 
USERNAME you must be so bore d: / your tweeting so much haha 
taylor swift song are getting to me 😒 😔 👎 
eric's fro wasn't as big as i hope d: / 
nobody can smash on taco bell like i'm doing at this very moment 😋 😆 😎 😏 😶 
ole ugglass , but at least i'll have all the boys , like he got all the girls 😏 
well fuck that plan all to hell than . 😒 
i . wish . you . would . choke . on . a . horse . penis . 😒 🐎🍆 
leaving work . #greenforthegreen #tired 💰 😒 @ h&m URL 
lets see if i can sleep for more than an hour at a time now that i'm all filled up with ahs . 😖 😴 
i change mackenzie & as soon as she's dressed and swaddled , she takes a giant shit , cool . 😞 😑 
when i think i'm gonna drop my iphone i get a mini heart attack >.< lol 
USERNAME why do you always do this to me ...... 😒 
i guess i'll go to sleep listening to pandora , since my main squeeze & husband fell asleep on me ! 😁 😒 
she just might go over the edge on that one ... 😏 #winning 
i hate that everybody smokes in the casinos 😣 😖 
lmao dis sumbitt said if it got a nipple they will suck it ! u would suck on a cow utter , a monkey nipple n all type of others animals 😑 😑 😑 
she's perhaps one of the main reasons i won't join asi ! i am not tryna work with her 😒 
cause apparently there's nothing else to doo at 1 :3 0 in the morningg ! ! ! 😒 
i know i ain't the only one that thinks that way ... 😐 
USERNAME wuut d: and it isnt even all black , it has leaves on it xd 
USERNAME > >.< < haha i just laughed so loud lmao 
he on his way to vegas tonight , well hope he have fun 😒 😒 👍 
just found out scooter , my cat of 12 years , has an enlarged heart , possibly a heart disease , and a bladder infection 😒 i hope she'll be ok 
sleep naked but keep socks on>> thats how i do it lmao ! 😏 ✌ 
she can't choose a song 😒 @ bull's head diner URL 
USERNAME kat said you still wear my lanyar d: ) that you stole-_- 
i'm not inviting him over ... he's not gonna wanna get up in the am 😒 
little man is missing :( please contact me if you find him anywhere d: 
#oovoo ! ! ! who wanna link up on it ? ? ? ! #bored 
USERNAME mee mee pick mee lmao rt .. who tryna eat my ass URL ? 😒 
USERNAME what one . 😑 take yo ass to sleep . 
... james carvillevia #realtime with USERNAME ; d; d; d 
just got home ! blahh im so drained out ... walked alot 😒 
first my door that they claim they fixed but really didnt 😒 
USERNAME see you tomorrow ! ! be sure to tweet at me during the show ! ! #te dx rainier 
USERNAME i'm such a fucking conservationist ! right ? ! pfft . 😖 
my brother loves & enjoys making me feel akward . .__. 😭 😒 #stop 
my husband &i have decided to not find out the sex of our beloved baby i hope USERNAME and i can do it ! >.< eeks 
have to be up in a couple hours uhh gonna be hella tire d: ) well gn ! 
USERNAME why you act like i won't never gon be home ? 😒 
just reduce d: residential lease ,$1135/m 77479 URL re/max southwest #sugarland 
just reduce d: residential lease ,$1000/m 77357 URL keller williams realty conroe/lake conroe #newcaney 
just reduce d: residential lease ,$1575/m 77429 URL re/max realty center #cypress 
just reduce d: townhouse ,$59000 2 beds 3.0 baths ,77077 URL keller williams memorial #houston 
i was so stupid .. fuck it at least i apologized even though i didn't have to 😒 😒 #momz 
#notgonnalie having the #cheerboyfriends there was fun . #mychairthobitch 😑 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
the ppl who don't do shit , get treated like royalty in my house . if you lazy af feel free too move in w/ me i promise you'll love it ! 😏 
she even said i didn't have to 😒 i still did .. it made her feel bad 
USERNAME should probably lay off the drunk tweets .. 😒 
too much to drink with no foo d: ( i need a seat ! 
our baby to be >.< i hope *i* can do it . 6 more months eek ! 
orienting to charge nurse ... what up ! 😏 💊💉 
USERNAME awe 😄 .. i won't ruin it and sucks we weren't friends in high school 😒 
ah , my bff wanted me 2 pick her up . i asked her where she was , she sai d: 1hr later she's at my door ! #friends 
USERNAME nc's next ! 😏 but seriously when you go to washington to get all your crap or whatever i'm coming with and were celebrating 🎉🎈🎊 
dropped my phone on the concrete . facedown . 😑 guess i'll be getting the 5s sooner than i thought . 
headed for be d; my bed is feeling pretty good for a good and blessed sleep . (@ mi casa) URL 
USERNAME you can snap me back but you can't text me ... interesting 😏 
break almost over . 😖 let me get up and moving before i get anymore comfortable . 
this girl just coughed all around me , cover your mouth sweety don't be nasty ! 😒 
effin rude new yorkers couldn't just say excuse me had to bum rush me and spilled beer on my shirt but when i checked them it was aw sorry 😒 
can't sleep . can't breathe . fun night . 😖 
trying to go to sleep but the stupid dog won't stop barking outside and it's driving me bonkers and i'm so sleepy ! ! ! 😞 😖 😠 💤💤💤💤 
just got home & everyone is out . hmm . 😒 bored . 
USERNAME too tired too explain too ur simple min d: :o 
i wanna get on the phone with someone .. ( >.< ) 
i need a mf to suck my soul loose 😏 
damn i wish i could get my work permit ! but i have a stupid d ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 
get to the point . quit bullshittin and beatin around the bush . gets you nowhere . 😒 
bought my boyfriend halo 4 not sure yet if that was a good idea ... 😐 🎮 #gamerboyfriendprobs #girlfriendgifts 
walking back home in the freezing cold from passaic .. did i mention i'm alone ? 😒 
USERNAME you see what i mean ! ! 😒 😒 😒 i'm here caring for you and you call me a bitch 
USERNAME USERNAME ay si ay si mi amiga 😒 😒 
i could watch happy potter all day err day ⚡ 😏 . 
some people hate when their friends call em drunk & they're not . not this girl . highly entertaine d: -) 
at bww with my boy USERNAME 😏 👑💪 #firsttime #bomb @ buffalo wild wings URL 
if a relationship is bad , it’s actually ba d; no amount of investing or lingerie can change that 
bringing one car: not my best idea . i'm exhausted and want to sleep , but i can't 😑 
my knee is going to look delicious tomorrow . 😒 
USERNAME i wish it was that simple haha i just really need to chill though . college did this to me ! d: 
blondefire #mammothsopen (photo cre d: USERNAME @ winterfest - mammoth mountain URL 
come on now ladies its okay to put clothes on every now and then 😒 
#oomf is super cute . even when he rolls blunts 😏 
USERNAME hmm . you might be right ! ! ! 😏 ... you'd know if you'd come out 
i love sleepin all day cause then i come to time to go to actually go to bed , that shit aint happenin 😒 😔 
i wish i was fluent in spanish . mostly so i can tell off the mexicans that talk about me and think i don't know what they're saying 😒 
okay , either i'm rolling to this party like now , or i'm rolling over and going to sleep 😒 #letsfiguresomethingout 
sleepy time ... long early day tomorrow shopping for stuff for the shoot with a gay man . god help me . #illnee d8 redbulls 
got asked tonight if i was scared to move to florida ... hell no . lol 😏 
USERNAME no i'm not 😒 i'm ready to go . 
but i have to say i felt straight boss running with the flag when the guys did there run through tonight 😏 #vod 
USERNAME eh , it's kool i ate some yesterday and since i got the craving from thursday . we shouldn't have ice creamifit'sgonnabemelted v.v 
USERNAME so i love u bc i have 2 sisters n u n urs totally remind me of us . oldest:kourtney mi d: kim youngest:me were all so alike ! 
i want to buy more batman detective comics , but i have bills to pay first 😒 
but no for real , that actually for happen today >.< 
ugh i hate my dogs 😒 now i wanna go back to florida . 
does it have to be lite ? & it’s the last one lol 😒 👊 URL 
well im qoinq to bed im . tire d; );) 
quoting mean girls in 6th period & brenizer showing us his family pictures lmfao >.< USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME not yet . next time i see him i'll make it official . she's making it personal . cause of felix . she thinks i like him ! >_< i don't ! 
i'm ready for call of duty: black ops ii gonna reach 10th prestige level 55 asap ! clan battles every afternoon on co d: black ops #teamk301 
USERNAME that’s me . ill have a few beers . but won’t get drunk . rather smoke 👌 😏 
USERNAME lol i'm not to bad surprisingly just very #bored 
gossiping around a fire . and it's my boyfriend and some guys ! ! so funny to hear them talk ! USERNAME shouldn't have left 😖 
USERNAME heyy noo need for that ! but if thats how u roll more power too ya bu d; ) 
USERNAME i know ! ! ! ! >.< too late now . :( 
you say you wanna talk to me but you always stop replying . k , i feel it 😒 😪 
USERNAME she says night loverr . 😒 fine whoree . 
hope i don't get woken up early 😣 😖 😞 😔 
when you're laying in bed at night & you just have all these thoughts crossing through your mind 😣 
omfg woken up by hearing my neighbor barfing like nine times . im going to over there and barf on him #gross 
USERNAME when he talked about dress code everyone looked at me ... 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME only deal is you aren't allowed to make fun of me for using kids balls because i can't pick up heavy ones >_< 
spotte d: s . j . p . @ dollar point URL 
how my dad asked if i want popcorn >.< uhh ahaha no t'f ? aha 
too much ! rt“USERNAME USERNAME 😒 i gotta stop coming home ! were y'all bad tonight ? USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i guess it got awkward after you told me you love me ? 😶 😐 
USERNAME yes definitely ! ! #gymdate i see you have stuff to update me on ! 😏 
i am such a good frien d: ) now going to sleep ! ! ! ! 
when someone has their name as and they aren't even cute 😂 😂 😐 
my dad sent me a drawing n a letter for my b-day . it shows dat he still cares n thinks about me 😐 #dad #faraway 
it's so hard to find clothes . 😒 like i'm built so abnormally that it's like not even meant for me to dress cute . #notfair 
it's obvi thate & USERNAME like our men black and sexual 😏 holla ! 
my right eye is swollen shut due to my allergies . my dog just licked it . i'm also very allergic to dog saliva . 😐 
i feel like i'm living an episode of sex and the city 😏 
that awkward moment when a guy you aren't interested in tries to make a move #eww 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME high enough for the night 😏 😏 💂 😦 😬 
ill give yu a shirt to sleep in #sub 😏 😏 
i hear my neighbors outside . cigarette time . 😏 
soo missed my second chance to go on our date 😒 let's try next week 😃 
USERNAME oh gosh 😳 😐 😰 . well , if you really can't sleep you can always google places to find clear jackets muhuahah . 
USERNAME so why text me and don't text back ? 😑 
2. have faith that things will work out for me 😏 
me to security guar d: can you just call out and the drum tech will answer , i promise . 
so me trying to get comfortable , i hit myself in the mouth and busted my lip 😑 
now the right side of my lip gone be swollen 😑 😑 
being on drive wasn't that bad today but fuck my asshole on sunday . busy ass day 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME jajajajaja no soy tan cerda para hacer eso karina d: por quien me tomas ? como alguien como tu ? xd 
i honestly think i broke my hip ( >.< ) 
USERNAME thanks chappy you looked like a product of vernon davis and ced the entertainer on the gridiron today 😑 ™ 
😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😕 😐 ; asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm . 
i hate telling people how i feel 😩 and i wonder why i'm single now 😐 
lola is waiting for her daddy to come home . 😒 she's so smart . 
when anna says that her night time farts , trapped in our mountain of blankets , keeps her warm ...... lol USERNAME #gotchu #ew 
i respect myself way to much to do the shit #oomf do #gross #nasty #insecure #unhappy #peoplepleaser 
f mee ! 😣 😒 lmfao i dunoo ... bored 
my grandma is leaving on monday d: oh how i wanna go with herr >-< 
USERNAME true see you would do the most por comida haha comelona , but i don't want to go by my self that's the other problem haha >.< 
eating my breakfast tonight because i'd throw it up after practice if i have it the morning 😒 
USERNAME hey miss . sider its nice to meet you i really love to sing and when i sing it like im in another worl d: ) how do i stat a carer 
spotte d: my messiah james carville in a long-sleeved purple/green/yellow polo , sans tie , on bill maher #fashion 
tell me what can we possibly have in common ? 😁😁 i hate getting those request from people . 😒 😒 😒 URL 
my facetime buddy kelli feel asleep so i'm up chilling 😏 😎 
USERNAME USERNAME i hope not ! it's too late 😵 😲 😐 
USERNAME i can barely sit on the toilet 😒 ... my legs are gunna be gone in the morning 
damn USERNAME just reminded me how much i miss whataburger 😖 
sometimes you just don't feel like being bothered with 😣 
welp off work 😊 omw home then roll up 😏 
mm i want a frosty from wendy's 😏 👍🍦 #fatass 
USERNAME omfg i knew it >.< cause your phone on your picture 
USERNAME i love you . just making sure that you knew . 😒 
man i went to the gym with selina then went to alex's house and ate the biggest mexican meal made by them 😒 😒 😒 😒 it was still good lol 
pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant . 😏 
kaylee , i hope you know i have to work tomorrow . 😑 
its one thing to spit your chew in a pop bottle but dont spit it in a coke can , return it and then i have to sort it . #angrynonchewer #gross 
ugh god why is demi lovato so perfect ? 😐 💕 
#pirate #graf #p dx #graffiti #stencil #streetart # @ springwater corridor-sellwood riverfront park trailhead URL 
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just farted . USERNAME should be smelling it pretty soon 😏 😁 
#stupidbitches no you do not stomp ridiculously fast to a remix of #gangnamstyle #eww USERNAME 
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club undergroun d: interpol night . (@ grand star jazz club) URL 
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people at my moms work are always creepin on me ... uhh get away you're like 30. #gross 
wait what ? justin & selena broke up ? d: 
telling someone how to make the futon into a bed is the hardest thing in the worl d; should be the easiest . 
when she likes my stuff my face looks like this 😒 👊👊 lol 
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this party has been real ... definitely one for the books 😏 
you need a penis inside you rt USERNAME somebody text me fuck i need distractions 😖 #thethirst 
a girl i used to go to school with in long island just posted butt pics on their instagram and i am not in one but interested . #gross 
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i need 2 be heading 2 the store , or exfoliating . one of the 2👉 😒 👈 
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i got next . rt USERNAME my fingers hurt from twisting hair .. 😒 
my urge to dance all night still has not ended ... ughh 😒 😒 
first day of work tomorrow & i'm up in twitter .. 😒 
USERNAME meghan and i are hanging out without you tomorrow 😏 
USERNAME no .-. i meant to put from joanne's d; 
yaa i got woke up just to talk to carmen lol . at least she remembered 😏 
this nigga eatin next to me need to chew wit his mouth closed 😒 
that's soo fuckin sad nd fucked up glad i kno now .. 😒 
for once i can say i'm absolutely bored at work 😒 
i'm getting tired . i ain't about this life >.< 
cant sleep mane shouldnt of neva made fucked up police mane ,, mane my mind goin through a motherefuckin cycle ! 😑 
how embarrassing , i can't stop coughing 😷 😖 😔 
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my parents always talk over me when i'm talking . #thanks 😒 
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richmon d: late night porch hangs and surprise visits and sister talks and giggle fits and snack attacks . just so good . #tour 
dude ! i know this is gay and i'll more than lilkely kick myself in my junk later , but i wanna get married jgatewoo d8 2USERNAME 
damn haven't tweeted in a minute but here it is again lol #bored #home #muaythai 
so when did this fine armenian guys pop up on my instagram 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME ditto my dear ! if only it lasted longer 😒 😒 
ugh okay , my ass needs to try & sleep . 😒 
actually seeing #skyfall made me want to be a spy . cia here i come 😎 😏 
your broke-ass voice just awakened me from across the hall . and part of me is only mad because i knew it was your voice , without question . 😒 
front row seats are good for concerts , not the movie theaters 😐 
USERNAME haha i have my pillow pet next to me ☺ 😁 & i'm watching magic mike 😏 
this whole no shave november thing is getting real old ! 😖 
feels nice having a car now , and going to whataburger . 😏 👍👆 
#workmode #bored #nomakeup #straighthair #team3rdshift @ emeritus at hamilton house URL 
USERNAME some people just can't handle their alcohol 😒 😒 😒 
da d: oh , i thought you were doing homework . mom: tre ? doing homework ? both: hahahahaha me: :,( 
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i must be intoxicate d; i almost never tweet . 
USERNAME ya . and sunday i'm going out with #oomf 😏 if we ever decide on a plan ! it's his bday and i wanna come up with something good 
only reason i'm not sleep on the phone cuz i'm waiting on my mum to leave the fox smh 😒 😠 
USERNAME nah i was just a little to busy 😏 💑 
nothing's the same i try and try iv been waiting for a text from you for over 14 hours 😰 😣 😢 😴 
james bon d: not the hero london wants but the one it needs 
when you thought it was perfection & you reread the message ... and it makes zero sense 😒 #timeforbed 
no need to subtweet me , i dont bite 😏 
i'll be damned if i put on some fake eye lashes 👋✌👎 😒 
just woke up with the worst stomach pains ever . 😖 #ouchies #whatiswrongwithme 
da d: you're gonna go blind staring at your phone . me: huh ? da d: i said blind . 
i've always wanted to try that lucid dreaming but every time i try to do it i fall asleep forreal 😑 lol 
thank you , nasty gal , for making clothes that only 12 year old , anorexic prepubescent girls could ever wear . #rude #illfindsomethingbetter 
when ur out kickin it i'm at home in bed thinking about u #bullshit 😒 
taking shots of fireball by myself , while attempting to talk to siri . even she doesn't want to talk to me ! 😖 
USERNAME ha no ! she would poop a sideways brick ! then i would get lectured like for the rest if the night and won't hear the end of it 👎 😒 
i wanted to go to the hookah bar tonight wahh 😞 😒 😭 oh well tmrw night 
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i want someone and marissa wants someone but we secretly want each other 😏 
they are all in here telling me how i'm popular 😑 . and how i'm in denial . and how all these chicks want me . i cannot deal . 
good ass night 👍 good night 👌 😏 🙏💤😇 #onelove 
good night peeps even thoo im freezin my balls off ! >.< 
well it happened ... what i wanted to happen , happened tonight ... 😒 👎 #waitedalongtime 
my school is burning kendrick llamar 😑 stupid sophomores & juniors at mass #iwillneverunderstand 
i really wanna cuddle with my baby tonight 😞 😣 👫 i'm so cold 
just because there's puke bags don't mean you should puke ... stop , get away with that shit >.< 
when i get a drunk text from him saying he loves me ... dude your drunk shut up >.< 
omg ! so america & morelia play next weekend ? dx 
working an extra long shift and seeing people that got there after you leave hours before you're off .. #regalproblems 😒 
my feet are freezing . >.< i need another pair of socks . 
USERNAME USERNAME yay ! ! .. 👏👏👏👏👏 she knows the deal ! .. 😏 
getting a second hand high from people smoking outside my window . #creepwaytogethigh #hateit 
i hate when your staying at someone elses house and your up by yourself .. everything around you gets scary af .. >.< 
sex would be perfect right about now ... 😏 😑 
i don't think my feelings for you will ever go away . 😣 
hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry ! ! ! ! ! 😒 
you can only have one , which one do you want 😣 😢 🌈 
USERNAME pleasee text me ! you're worrying me ! 😱 😫 😑 
k someone keep me company .. tell me something funny 😒 
so i get home and there's no one home 😑 
gotta wake up at 5am for work and its 334am -.- kill me now 😣 🔫 
this black cat crossed infront of me in my way home the other day and i think the same one just crossed the walkway to my house . 😐 
do i really look like a surfer girl 😐 😑 
not to toot my own horn , but why am i single ? ! look . guess i was practicing since i always wanted to be a pacsun model 😏 URL 
not to toot my own horn , but why am i single ? ! look . guess i was practicing since i always wanted to be a pacsun model 😏 URL 
USERNAME ha ha yes ! i'm so happy :-) :-) i'll talk to you tomorrow :-) i'm super sleepy d: night asta manana ! ! :) 
made a pretty yummy dinner with my man tonight then went to see bond , james bond 😏 
USERNAME sounds right to me ! haha . cook kills me . >.< 
it would be awesome if i could sleep 😒 especially since i will have no days off working 13 days in a row ... #notexcited 
i'm drinking beer , watching basketball alone , while several people sleep in the rooms of my apartment . i don't know what to do with myself 😣 
randomly awake & my bedroom light starts to flicker ... it was turned off . d: 
smfh this guy is a douche ! don't blame him tho .. 😣 
michael has a game he has to be up for in three hours and he's watching cars 😒 
everyone thinks they're going to steal my beanie . pfftt . 😏 😒 
wtf y'all mad at me ? ? all i did was rt , nobody told y'all to look ! 😒 
this is exactly why i should be somewhere drunk instead of at work . aint a damn soul on my tl . #bored . com i'm tempted to go to facebook . 
USERNAME damn that sounds goo d: , i'm getting that for breakfdt 
not been able to eat cus i got my tongue piece d: ( 
USERNAME guys like that are almost impossible to fin d; lucky you . 
when people fall asleep while texting you ... 😒 😒 😒 
staying up this late when i have to wake up super early tomorrow is not the bizz 😒 👎 
i need to go to sleep ..... 😫😩 😖 😴 
i'm officially the dumbest female in the fandom #duckdodgers vi d: URL #mybadflandus pic: URL 
USERNAME USERNAME he'll no , wth would they try yu like that 😒 
USERNAME someone had to ! i didn't go cause USERNAME 😠 😒 
USERNAME maann 😒 ✋ you don't want it ... i'm finna ride yo ass *walks in a circle while covering mouth with fist* 
USERNAME man , then fuck your twitter lmao . i'm jk , i miss you dude 😭 😖 
really wish i could keep my fat mouth shut . 😐 
USERNAME yea i got a real job lol i have to be there at 9 😖 
i guess i get off since everybody else done left me ! 😏 bytches 😲 😄 
this headache has not gone away ! ! ! ! ! 😐 
ugh why you gotta be so cute ! ? 😏 
tryin to help someone out but they refuse ur help . 😒 #gotohell 
no more emoji ! ! ! ? ! ? ! ? how will i express myself now ! ? dx <--- like this ? 
USERNAME USERNAME so jealous . so so jealous . 😖 
USERNAME i love that face 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
not feeling all that well 😞 😣 . @ greystone URL 
abt to get USERNAME to play slenderman ! ! 😏 haha #scary #slenderman #fridaynight 👻 
angie and laly are lil gay kids going to sleep at 12:52 😏 
my dad is all the way in iraq and he said he was going to ska the white off of me -____- just for saying i was pissed off . what the hell ! ? 😑 
USERNAME aha to who ? shuttup you been saying that for the past years 😑 😕 haha but forreal you need to come ! 
it says i'm in different places when i move around my house lol #weird 😏 @ stacyy 2. o ;) URL 
USERNAME make sure to look in the couches .. 😏 
my dad is all the way in iraq and he said he was going to slap the white off of me 😑 just for saying i was pissed off . what the hell ! ? 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME i know dx pero i couldn't dx how was it though ? 
this girl said idd fuck ya head up but yo girl in here ... i switched to 😑 😑 😑 my single ass .... 
USERNAME your kitty cat ;) actually im at yum yum donuts . i will sleep when im dead >.< 
😒 hands sleepy but my eyes aren't .. ain't that bout a btch 
USERNAME noo ! ! it was for my second love >.< 
my eyes are to be like a fat chick , they getting a lil heavy >_< 
i drunk 3 cups of starbucks coffee today and side effect is i'm still awake . time check is 12:57am and i have whole day work later ! 😑 
im good doe . i know im waitin for someone goo d: ] 
USERNAME you dont like me anymore tho . aha im down . meet me half waays >_< 
USERNAME if its an android im pretty sure you can get an app for emojis d: 
why am i consistently the only person awake at 4 am 😒 
half a bottle of shampoo and an entire bar of soap , and the paint still isn't off . 😑 
USERNAME oh he'll no dx & i missed that ? i love dancing that (x lol why dont you ? o: 
home from work blah 😖 worked 2 special events & one stayed until midnight ugh ! hate parties that stay late ! 
ohh hell no ! we're going to have a problem here >.< 
she just left me up by myself ... 😑 😔 cool 
USERNAME you know what comes after a little lick ? a line 😏 
sleeping early and waking up at this time sucks :( i'm wide awake ! 😣 🔫 
USERNAME never answers my calls or texts bart was right .. 😒 
i know you won't see this , but goodnight . i miss you .... 😣 😣 
was playing a game with dee and i think she went to sleep 😐 
the most random people follow me . like , bitch you live in china . idk you . 😒 
i guess some things aren't meant to be . 😔 😒 
USERNAME why did you move to oceanside ? 😔 😐 
oh i cant wait to crawl right back into this spot in 11 hours 😴 😏 
so i thought tonight was a sunday/monday night . bro i'm dumb . 😒 😒 
i like the idea of having cameras in & around the house for safety purposes , but my mom got me feeling like i'm always being watched now . 😒 😕 
words cannot express my excitement for being awake and driving 10 hours at this ungodly hour 😐 
USERNAME oh . look what i'm doing . step brothers on fx 😒 haha irony . URL 
i'm so sleepy but shit . i have two more nights of both intern and straight to work 😣 
every time i try to leave somethin keeps pullin me back tellin me i need you in my life .. 💔 😏 
the way i'm feeling i just wanna go home 😞 😣 😢 😪 😨 😧 😦 😯 
just now realizing how much money i use to blow in a week down south ... wtf was wrong with me 😒 
i hate it when someone tells me something hella nasty and i real life picture it in my head 😒 😤 
i know your showing #oomf these messages ! .. 😒 
USERNAME okay :) if i geta ride my dads gone 😒 
well here's to another night cuddling with rex ..... 😔 😒 
😒 😠 😡 am not ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
and my dads getting up for work now ... #wideawake 😖 💤💤 
whatever weed i smoked i’m not smoking agian im sill wide awoke 😐 
i hate to admit when USERNAME philosophical ass is right ! 😊 😊 😏 
nice and warm in my be dx d #warmth #cozy #comfy #sleepy #missingmyhunny #nightynight ! ! 
i'm so tired i have to work in 8 hours 😒 😴 
USERNAME luckkyy ... hmm wish i could live in la rather than sd 😔 😒 
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wish i could go back to sleep ! 😣 💤 
when it comes to selfies ... we mean business 😏 USERNAME URL 
USERNAME ...... im like soo speechless d: my heart but i will support him no matter wat 
roll one , smoke one .. when you live like this you're supposed to party 😏 
a late night scroll would be cool right now .. to lazy to get up though 😒 
USERNAME make food cuz im hungry too ! d: aha 
i saw so many of my followers tonight ! thanks for speaking to me y'all ! told you i don't bite ... unless you're into that 😏 
USERNAME it does ! haha ahh see what you do , now i'm starving 😒 
i had so much fun USERNAME ! still laughing low key @ the homies . your house cracked 2night . hands down ! now .... #bored .... 
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USERNAME yea pretty much especially when your not otp with me 😑 
i've never been so nervous until today . but i'm glad today happen d: ) 
USERNAME hahaha dumb ! ! i'm always the one staying up late >.< omg stick a sock in her mouth or something lol 
everybody that responded 2 my company tweet wayy tf away from oxford ! lol well thanks anyways 😒 😂 
these muhfckas belong to twitter , i don't take anyone serious 😏 
i swear .. but im smarter than you emma 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME 30 pack each in 1 hour ? 😏 
im so freaked out wtf did i just watch d: ? ! ? 
honestly it does take a certain degree of patience . patience is almost all you nee d; even rome collapsed . 
welp looks like i'm not getting any sleep because i can't stop fuckin coughing 😑 
USERNAME lmao ! what you doing up so early ? ! 😏 you and ronald doing the nasty ? 
i have too many conversations going on at once that i just can't keep up >.< 
USERNAME you shouldn't blush you should be used to it xd lol omg omg no dx lmfao . 
#ijs rt USERNAME USERNAME it's a twitter bio mike ...................... 😒 
please don't tell me mr ,. feeny dies ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #greysanatomy dx 
this is what happens when i don't have zzquil 😒 
USERNAME are you going tomorrow ? please don't come ! no dogs allowed . and thank you for flirting with him months ago . . >.< 
already outside of #amoebamusic waiting for the flux pavilion tickets and no one is here . #waiting #bored #musicexperiment 
going through my apps and i still have hey tell , temple run , and pocket god ... are those still cool ? 😏 
USERNAME alright coo ;d dude . it's soo cold >.< 
USERNAME you are like a teddy bear ! ! ! >.< 
USERNAME i'm your roommate because you know i only take that route ... you don't mess with my house #nasty #stealin #ugly #ratchet #dumb #hoe 
USERNAME hahha that wasn't my first time but you were there for one time ! 😏 but that's censored shii we can't talk about that . 
it's 430am and my day already has gone to shit . so fucking over all this shady shit . i want someone real . 😏 
the first time in the longest i've stayed up for this long past my bedtime . #baddie 😏 lmao goodnight . 
USERNAME oh you tlkn bout my booty lol .. 😣 😣 😣 tht hurt my feelings 
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for those about to launch a web app , here's a series of mistakes to avoi d: URL #orca #fail #devops #cloud #election 
USERNAME USERNAME i make it look like i'm drinking water 😏 
feels like my fingers and toes are on fire right now 🔥 😵 😖 #omfg 
it was a blessing i did everything i need i just got to wait two weeks for a line up 😑 
damn b rad you better text her ! lmao ! i wish she wanted me to text her . 😒 
walking across campus alone at 4 :3 0am <<< 😳 😐 
it's always great to start of the day like that 😐 
i'm wide awake and of course your passed out beside me 😒 
my friday nights at 19: star bucks , movies , smoking with bf 😒 
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USERNAME your speaking of something that would be logical and rational , if peoples emotions weren't involve d; emotions aren't rational . 
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carroll county : md 32 east/west between raincliffe rd and sandosky r d: utility problem: md 32 east/west between ... URL 
so yeah .. i shouldn't be up right now but i have to be 😒 #workprobz 
why is my mama still up texting me 😕 😏 
oops .. rt USERNAME USERNAME you are . i think you tend to forget your little sisters on instagram ... 😒 
no where near home nigga USERNAME 😵 😲 😮 😐 😑 
love coming home to the smell of vomit in my hall and a wet floor sign next to my neighbors door 😐 
USERNAME hope your plastic bag didn't come into use on your way home .. feel better 😏 
just had waffle house 😏 😏 😏 ! ! now time to go die ! !💤💤💤 
& i have work in the a . m . ..... nice 😐 
grr i hatee when i forget to pay my phone bill ! >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME okay well robert then i guess you have to tell us when your free and we can go 😒 👌 😂 
yaks ! manyak + akyat bahay on tv patrol . eew >_< 
what i want to do: 😴➡⏰➡📢➡ 😳 ➡🔕➡ 😣 ➡😩➡ 😞 ➡😪➡😴. but i have to get ready for work . good morning ☕ 
fuck . can it be the 23rd already ? ! 😣 
rt USERNAME here's a surprise . the ceo who said he'd fire his employees if obama was reelected gave them raises instea d: URL 
getting woken up by my husbands 3am alarm because he's going hunting <<< 😖 
a girl just wants to drink right now . im too stressed and over all the bullshit 😒 
“USERNAME rotten bananas and moldy brea d: food porn at its dirtiest URL 
being the backup 6-2 and working with none of my friends <<~ #hateeveryone 😒 
niggas be like bitch in my room ! ! 😒 da fuck . 
i absolutely hate seeing people lose their fire for go d: ( 
student hit by train , kille d: earlham college officials canceled friday's classes after the accident , which kill ... URL 
USERNAME have some humor about your lives though , you take it too seriously too often ya know >.< 
parents get emotional when i get bad grades , they really know how to make me feel down damn >.< 
USERNAME hmm anywhere , ill let you decide d: ) 
i think i have insomnia . i seriously never sleep >.< 
woke up out of nowhere . phone is on 5 % and don't feel like getting up 😏 
my mom tried cracking a joke with my grandma while shes crying , yeah it didng work out so well . 😐 
im losing to emma whos blonde . im done 😒 
fuck i have to clean my room today cause some bitchass trashed it 😒 
next week is yet another episode about a mist swordsman . yayy 😑 
go head baby girl go head 😳 😁 😊 😏 
lol . yes you will regret that decision you just made . mhmm . 😏 
yet another successful fag hag night with USERNAME i've brushed & rinsed but i still taste alcohol >_< #gayboyproblem 
i am so creepy . i will just die alone because i'm so weird >_< omg i just asdfghjkl; fuucckk 
why is zariah up talking crazy ? take yo lil ass back to sleep ! 😐 
who sai d: a) michael corleone; b) phil jackson . 
*yawns* i'm up i'm up ! ! 5 more minutes ! ! ! >.< 
what am i going to do for my birthday d: ? ! 
just went to the kitchen to get some water and returned back to bed n the bed was freezing already >.< 
USERNAME mm girl . do thy have single friendz ? 😏 
looks like imma be up all night watching this shit thanks boo USERNAME 😁 😒 lol 
slept through the whole dang thing 😒 😠 #pissed #migraine 
😖 so tired of fighting w . my back & my hip been up all night #justwant2sleep 
wretche d: who is to blame for pres . obama ? URL 
USERNAME my friend's kid has gotten dx ed with a mild case , but neither of us are really sure what that means . maybe like your friend ? 
just got home from work 😣 ... i wanna slap the shot outta everyone there . 😤 😡 god please give me this construction job with my brother 🙏 
when you get up in the middle of your sleepy & can't go back to sleep <<<<<< #thestruggle #ughh 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME she's always the problem ! ! ! having to get up at three in the morning to make a sandwich 😒 
its cold af . i be wearing two sweat pants and two sweat shirts . socks . and cuddled up with my dog . i dont like it hot in my room tho 😒 
USERNAME your talking to the one and only 😏 the room is spinning cause your drag queenness 
so goo d: -) b . o . b . 
made it from dallas to tulsa in a new recor d: 2 hours , 56 minutes . needless to say i got pulled over at one point . URL 
ap d= absolute #joke . dude wouldn't make it 1 hour in a real city #turntup 
funny how we have a 5bd house but we all end up in one room lol >.< #familycuddletyme 
can't sleep with all this shitt going threw my head 😣 🔫 
she's telling me her drunk stories & she straight swerving >_< 
wtf am i up #teamnosleep <<< not liking this at all >_< 
okay noww i'm going to sleep . gotta be up in two hours #gross 
why does USERNAME always have to fall asleep first 😒 #bored #yousuck 
good thing #batshitcrazy isn't contagious cuz i've been exposed to it a lot lately #eww 
been sitting on my ass for 4 hours , im hungry , i wanna stretch , and im sober >.< 
he got that dumb dumb dumb ! just kidding ! 😏 
what would be good right now ............ 😏 😏 😏 😏 
soo last night i stayed in because i thought i'd sleep early for work .... i ended up only having an hour of sleep . one hour 😑 
i always fall asleep at the wrong time . dx 
i can't handle this snoring anymore ! ! i'm gonna punch him ! i need to sleep too ! d: /weep 
you're definitely drunk if u lay down and instantly fall asleep . 😒 just saying ... 
USERNAME lol blame spell check . idk why it has larisaa and not larissa . my ba d; p 
omg ill b 30 in 9 days 😖 😆 😩 
😪😷feel really sick before my nyc trip ! 😢 😖 
sr12 / llano r d; 1179-trfc collision 1141 enrt; nov 10 2012 2:29am [13] [appended , 02 :3 3:19] [2] whi suv vs unk suv (121110gg00214) 
got up at 530 to take my brother to his soccer game an hour away .... #didntevensleeplastnight 😣 
lay on the be d; & watch what i do for you ' without even touching you: watch me work these heels :) 
had to change up the game .. oh the weather is not the same .. #cloudydays 😒 😔 
another non sober selfie 😏 💰 @ the alexander hotel miami beach URL 
normal people begin to wake and start the day ... us nocturnal creatures are just falling asleep 😔 😒 
i never said it was easy . i'm done getting flipped on , when i've done nothingg . 😢 😒 
this college shidd stressing im passing most my classes in fear or retaking one >.< 
USERNAME i couldnt text you back , my phones cancelled d: 
i'm up early asab , lmaoo , eating a dx mn lollipop doee ! 
this college shidd stressing im passing most my classes in fear of retaking one >.< 
i wish you would randomly wake up , i wanna hear your voice >.< 
hate randomly waking upp ! 😔 i can never sleep through a whole night 😒 
it's five in the freaking morning and i can't sleep ugh >.< 
it's sad when u always wake up before your alarm ever goes off ! 😒 
lol i hate watching dope shows by myself i have nobody to share the excitement with 😒 
USERNAME but it's the weekend so it ain't late at all 😏 
no no no no no no no no no ! ! ! i'm remembering why i only worked one brunch at mb before . #letmesleep #tooearly #stilldark 😩 😢 😴 😒 🍳🍫🍓 
ive learned not to be a jealous partner well just a littleis ok >.< even tho ive learned the hard way but ive learned 
#sometimesiwonder if rogers will ever have one calm practice 😒 
bitches took my couch in the hospital lobby -__- i should get first priority i been here for over 13 hours 😒 😩😫 
missed my coffee exite ! this early orlando drive is rough 😏 
ugh waking up this early after last night <<<<<<< 😒 
USERNAME go to bed girl , we all know what happens when jocelyn doesn't get enough sleep >.< hahhahahahhah jk 
6:00 am and already have someone hitting on me 😒 😷 
oh it's cool i can wake up at 4am today no big deal 😑 👎🚫 
i'm only turning 18 i'm still a child in school i'm not mentally ready at all but i guess it's time i get ready that day will be here 😒 
jsst got home . got work in a few 😖 
started my day at 4:45. it's gonna be a long day 😖 
smh my ass is up this fuckin early on a saturday 😠 😒 
i'm so tired . day stay up 😑 waiting for bus too🚍 @ ocean county mall URL 
i have a twitter follower ... no like she's like literally following me like my tweets and doing everything i'm doing ... 😒 ... nevermind ... 
being up this early 3 days in a row >.< 
sr9 / spring creek r d; 1182-trfc collision-no inj; nov 10 2012 12:55am [2] rp just saw some vehs (121110my00034) 
wish i had somebody to tawk to jus up playin 2k 😒 
up since 5:45 on saturday .. perks of my job 😒 👎 
my little brother has a better phone than me and he's only 11 😒 
i am way to use to sleeping by 9 and waking up at 6. #cantbreakthehabit 😒 
USERNAME i get this all the time too ! so annoying .. 😒 
these light skinned niggas like them some titties 👏👏 😏 
im the only person on my tl too >.< lol all of these horoscopes getting on my nerves 
USERNAME thanks ! are you still up from last night 😏 or up early for today ? 😳 
i'm about to cut my head off ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 👹👿 😡 😣 ✂ 
i already know chelsea here guess i ain't go be able to be on my phone 😒 
i hate it when i'm sleeping so good & then i have to get up & pee 😠 😒 😞 😖 
work 7- ? . just my kind of day 😒 
hate when andy works saturdays because i always wake up ! ! ! 😁 😖 
everyone should like , go to mit at 9 😏 
USERNAME ...... low-key i'm . down ! let's cuddle foo ! >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm about to do the same in about an hour . 😒 
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of course my phone would stop charging in the middle of the night . 😒 😠 
i don't even know what to do with my self 😑 
i'm literally on my way to a meeting right now .. this is real life . 😑 
USERNAME @ USERNAME nut uh next time i'm in town you'll be my first phone call well after USERNAME 's 😏 
having to get up at the same time i do for school , on a weeken d: / 
USERNAME fuck you 😒 lol i got the liverpool brons yesterday 
#iwillneverunderstand a guy that fuccs w/ his ex then is mad when he see's u w/ another dude ! what u want me to do ? ! #imsorry 😏 *jay voice 
it's almost 4. tf am i still doing awake ! ! ! 😒 
just woke up outta nowhere .. not ok . >_< 
i swear my body hates me . my knee hurts all the time d: also , it won't let me sleep normally . i either sleep forever or for not very long . 
omg ! im freezing at my job right now . this is straight bull :/ the stupid heater needs to kick in already 😣 ❄⛄ #awesomejessproblems 
why the hell am i up ! ! ! ! ! >.< ! ! #fuckinglame ! i just going to try to go back to sleep -.- #soannoying 
been in pa for all of 10min and this is what i've conclude d: it's all farmland and strip malls . 
when we have school i cant get up at this time for shit , but on the weekend when i can sleep in i can be wide awake before fucking 7. 😒 
#bored #self #smile #eyes #fuzzy #hat @ my house URL 
USERNAME my dghtr introduced me 2 ur docu lst night . thnx 4 sharing ur story . thank the guys for following/filming . stuck in my hea d: ) 
ugh 🐶💨 my dog farted and killed my whole \ 😌 / mood 😒 nasty ass 
USERNAME lucky you 😒 i have 30 more minutes left . 
i don't understand what's so bad about marijuana nd never will understan d: / 
it's not even comical how busy we will be today at kroger 😔 😐 
listening to more arc-xt recordings . segarrn tg 13320 is likely glynn f d: 56 heard calling fire control . 
in rhode island for johnson an wales but i've been up since 3 this morning still sickk :/ fml #dead #eww 
USERNAME i just noticed i'm following you but your not following me smh lol ☝ 😑 
it feels so good to be back on the stan d: ) 
ugh damn .. up this early going to columbus 😣 😫😴 
countless red bull and vodkas = drunk af but wide awake 😣 
i'm so hungry but my dad probably won't stop thru mcdonald's because he thinks we're gonna be late .. 😒 😑 
i shoulda took my contacts off when i fell asleep >.< 
of course it's my luck that when my eye finally starts looking better .. another stye is forming on my bottom eye lid .. really ? 😒 #wonderful . 
the heavens declare the glory of go d; and the firmament shows and proclaims his handiwork . psalms 19:1. first hand ... URL 
it is seriously impossible for raigen to sleep past 7am 😑 oh well , more play time 👍 😄 
that buck better walk back here and eat this bullet 😑 
went to bed early so i'm up extra early ! ! on a saturday 😼 
USERNAME - lol oh yup smoke tomorrow ? ! ? u live down the street 😒 
USERNAME his head was shave d; he appeared to be in his twenties . pc user . carefully reviewed all possible rose-gold variants . 
the fact that there is a 3 year old singing loudly through my house right now<<<<<<<< get somewhere jo .. it's too damn early for this ! 😒 
whoever took my shoes ... #goodluck #gross #workshoes thanks USERNAME ! promise they will be back soon ! i will bring them in the morning ! 
USERNAME lol jus seem this ii stayed in 😏 👎 
USERNAME wherever we're neede d; some folks will be on coney island , others to rockaways USERNAME 
everyone in my house is asleep , i'm the only one awake #jelly 😞 😣 
achievement unlocke d: be over an hour late to work and not get yelled at 
USERNAME nah but there's snow on the groun d: ) 
i doubt i can even fall back to sleep now so why even try 😒 
why did i not bring a jacket with me ? ! 😖 ❄❄⛄⛄ 
the fact that i have to get up right now<<<<< 😒 just wanna sleep 
there is no such thing as sleeping on when you have cats 😼 
i'm the only one competing from stevenson , again .. 😐 😟 
USERNAME right . they have blood all over them and cuts everywhere . i'm just like ... oh . 😐 😐 
USERNAME that was the point of messaging it to you 😖 
i need a dutch ! ! ! ! i'm losing my mind 😑 😑 😑 😑 
im tire d; im tired od arguing; im tired of it all dawg i just want the one i love without no past relations stepping in ! 
i seriously have the worst morning breath ... #ew #gross 
been awake for a hour and now that i need to get up i just suddenly get sleepy .. 😐 
at the bus stop & this 30 year old is tryna talk to me 😒 😒 had to hit him with the age ☺ 
when you're sick and it gets worse before it gets better <<<< 😣 🔫 
this weeken d: pool hot shots , crazy dog fun , antique appraisals , lpga legends tour URL via URL 
USERNAME yea i saw that , i'm sorry ! i was in a review session . law school finals are going to kill me 😖 
i'm so squished in between these fat asses 😣 USERNAME USERNAME 
pretty sure i woke up in the middle of the night last night because my hair was wrapped all around me 😒 
omg watching blood being drawn is so gross ! d: 
step one complete ... no worries soon enough soon enough 😌 😏 
the puppy kept USERNAME up all night … and i slept like a baby 😏 
i hate that i wake up early no matter what time i go to bed 😑 
why am i up so fucking early when i went to bed late >.< 
i knew you wouldn't be able to get up this early 😒 USERNAME 
really glad i got to charge my phone last night .. 😐 
dimitar berbatov insists he was not lazy during his time at manchester unite d: URL #mufc #manutd ” 
if u have 1 foot in the past , it will make u miserable ! u will always b focused upon things that cannot b changed ! stop & move forwar d; live 
USERNAME playing waterwar .. bahaha ! noo , i was talkin bout that medical term i couldnt think of that my mum had #ew now im nauseous lol 
off to can #ftk in the rain ! hopefully i won't freeze ! >_< #fingerscrossed 
idk why im up it seems like i just went to sleep ugh >_< 
when you wake up to a strange text message from a person who you never talk to . #wtf #ew #yourgross #gtfo 
what a way to start off a saturday 😑 😞 #tired 
i really want to cry right now . no sleep . ugghh 😖 😖 😖 
i'm lame as fuck for sleeping so early last night 😒 
happy saturday #gacfamily ! up early and getting ready for the all day bowling tournament today . i’m pumped and ready to kick some ass ! 😏 
thank you daylight savings time for allowing me to wake up by 7 :3 0 on a weekend morning ... 😒 #ineedsleep ! #timechange 
really got declined for gas because i have an odd # license plate 😑 😒 seriously monmouth county sucks ! ! 
where tf is the bus ? ? ! 😡 i've been stayed here for 30 mins 😒 
ok ... well this is another day of sitting home alone due to my shortage of 😒 
i've been waiting for this fucking bus for a min now 😒 
not enough redbull in the world today 😑 #dragging #exhausted 
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saint mary's county : md 235 east/west at evergreen park r d: off-road activity: md 235 east/west at evergreen pa ... URL 
meek mills voice does something to me idk why 😏 
rise and shine 😒 time to get ready for work 
having my breakfast of dry cereal in the car before i go in to work . can't wait for lunch . more dry cereal . 😖 
you know it's getting real when you have to fire your own coach ! #lakers 😐 
USERNAME 😑 how do you expect me to do that ? 
going into hibernation until noon then 18hrs on on transport desk #yuck 
i asked her: tu ser mi amiga ? she sai d: something bout some (of course) 
USERNAME hahaa thanks . it may have something to do with a certain someone i met at your wedding .. 😏 
da d: what coffee is this ? cold bean ? ! 
, i count not myself to have apprehende d: but this one thing i do , forgetting those things which are behind , (phil3:13 kjv) 
#sometimesiwonder why hoes think they can be wife material . 😐 ✋ #nottoday #swerve 
i wish i knew why they don't matter .. because to me . they are perfection 😏 
don't tell twitter you hungry , like twitter gne drop some food down 😏 
ughh late to work . fml . and it's sat . why did i say i'd pick today up ... my #weekend starts in 5.5 hours ! ! #hungover 😑 
waking up early from bad dreams and too scared to go back to sleep 😣 😡 😡 😡 
USERNAME wahh ! oh come onn noww .. #ew #ew rotcf ! ! ! im actually still tryin to picture her on a mechanical bull .. haha ! its impossible lol 
#sometimesiwonder why extremely fat bitches feel the need to wear leggings . #pukes #notcute 👎😁 😒 
why must my moms boyfriend be so annoying right now 😒 ✋ 
*****thank you god for blessing me to see another beautiful day 😏 . up early getting to the money 💵💵💵 
i'm boutta just say fuck it ill work tomorro .. rt 😒 don't feel like movin 
USERNAME smh im mad now to my head phones broke >.< 
three hours of sleep all night and i don't think mawmaw slept at all . 😣 😣 😣 #notgood 
USERNAME USERNAME wud u too facebook chat this sappy shit ? ? ? #gross 
USERNAME word up >.< mad depressed now cause i wanted to walk to mc donalds on broad but no head phones 
USERNAME 7-1030 .. not too bad but so early 😖 
#صح_أولسانك الا ياجماعه بسالكم عن فيديو ghangam style كم وصل عدد مشاهداته ؟ 😒 
i hate people who always got a lot to say about what other people are doing .. worry about what you're doing not what they're doing 😒 
true life my phone autocorrects gurl to gurl 😑 📲💁 
think you gon like it i promise your gonna love it 😏 
USERNAME it's seriously ridiculously creepy . for the past week , every single morning . it needs to stop . 😒 
oh so you just got paid ? please post pictures of how many 10's and 20's and singles you have , my 100's on tops of 100's are soo jealous 😒 
loneliness starts to be fun if you been doing it for a while 😒 
gd nite worl d: rest . in . paradise USERNAME 
you're too fine to be laying down in bed alone 😏 
awake at 7am ! this should be a crime ! ! 😣 
#sometimesiwonder : why do bad stuff happen to good people >.< (( im not talkin bout me )) 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 8 others URL 
.... we had another twitter fight last night ... really ? 😒 
the sun’s barely up and the game is in 4 hours 😒 💤💤 ✨🏈✨💤💤👆 
but why am i up at this time ! >.< 
USERNAME yeah i got the cody and greyson . my little sis ripped the taylor swift one . ugh ! >.< 
the way he talks and acts around you is the same way he acts around me . 😒 😏 ✌ 
good morning USERNAME , have nice day 😏 followback ? 
i don't sleep good on 45th cuz its no where for me to sleep in this house 😒 
how someone manages to get so drunk that sending this seems okay is beyond me-_- fw d: towmorrnmw tonight , work out with abnormal reflcection 
alsotop looking at us in the eyes like my life jesus hiseyes are perfection xper dx ffuib 
woke up to a empty be d; realized i don't need his help 
someone at mcdonald's just ordered a hash brown and a soda . #grossbreakfast #eww 
that movie , though not great , is still goo d; it is the epitome of the roger moore bon d: light , fun , silly , and charming . lots of action . 
this sucks , i can never sleep comfortably here . 😖 😞 
good morning USERNAME , have a blessed day 😏 😃 
good morning mar USERNAME , have a nice day 😏 
omg . it is really unnecessary for me to be as sick as i am right now . gross 👎🙅 😣 
i can't leave my bed , life is to cold . but i have to go to work 😒 🔫 
these girls act like they still in highschool tryna run shit 😒 
please tell me why the tailgate ((with a band)) has to start at 7, right outside my dorm . 😑 #ihateearlygames 
if there was a contest for the most annoying job i would def win 1st place 😒 
the auditorium is filled with little sally walker 😣 🔫 
ok that was an asian reunion of some sort . there were like 25 in the breakfast room and not one spoke english and they all knew each other 😑 
sorry to everybody and their mothers who were blowing up my phone and twitter last night , i fell asleep 😒 
i really don't need this so early in the morning 😒 
jill's wedding this afternoon/pm . get 2 wear new 3-piece suit at long-legged last ! sad i still have this nasty col d: the sniffly aesthetic . 
good morning USERNAME , have a blessed day 😏 😃 followback ? 
turned down my radio just to here dat shit 😑 
the odor frm these subtweets jus a bunch of bull shit 💩 😏 
im gonna regret passing up the rutgers game to do nothing today #bored #sotired 
i went to bed too early last night . 😒 
pretty sure this could relate to a few people last night 😔 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME uh shucks .. i'm blaming my sister for not letting me watch tv . ! >.< 
it's to early to be up on a saturday ! 😣 
andrew garfield , you can get it any day 😏 
damn girl you got caterpillars above your eyes .... #ohwait #ew 
best sleep of my life ! ! ! up and ready and got to sleep in 😳 👍 today's gonna be a good day 😏 
but i don't even like driving i hate it ah matter of fact 😒 
remember therefore how you have received and hear d; hold fast and repent . (revelation 3 :3 nkjv) 
it's gonna be a long day . i'm so not in the mood . 😑 
my heart is confident in you , o go d; my heart is confident . 
addressing the mls committee at 9:00 about the role of i dx in social media . come by ! . #narannual URL 
i literally just went to sleep 4 hours ago .. 😒 
these nigs need to wake up and take me to my car 😒 
then on top of that i gotta go to work this morning at 10 😡 😒 
bout to get ready for practice at 9 .. 😩 😑 👎 
#quicktrip is over . on a plane at san francisco going to denver then to nashville . then a 2 hour drive home . yay for me ! 😣 
my eyes hurt ... they feel really heavyy ! . >.< 
it's pretty bad when the drivers ed class charges you for gas ... 😑 
early morning target run ! ? sounds pretty sweet right now . #target #shoppingforbaby #bored 
good morning kaylaa USERNAME , have a good day ugly girl 😏 😃 
water main break at gowanus houses has just left 8 buildings w/no water . bottled water donations neede d: community center 420 baltic street 
who wants to hunt ? c'mon join me ... let's hunt for an answer lol >.< 
it's 2 early in da morning 4 da shit . ! 😒 😠 😒 
USERNAME that was the stupidest joke i've ever heard 😒 
i made the greatest friends in the world on this cruise , idk what i'm gonna do d: dont wanna go home ! ! ! #bestconcert #bestvacationever 
& a new betsey watch & i'll be goo d: ) 
good morning USERNAME , have a good day 😏 😃 
i spent too much money las night i dnt even remember but i know i did over 4 shots n one was red stag #thtsdashitidntlike lol #nasty 
i just wanna sit in the house all winter and not do shit . 😖 ☁ 
good morning USERNAME , have a nice day 😏 followback ? 
but watching scary movies with my whore face nigga . ✌ 😒 
my brother always comes in my room asking to watch nick jr and when i turn it on he leaves so i end up watching it 😑 
why did i get up at 7 :3 0 😒 
sport mode is just on a whole other level 😏 
would do anything for a michael kors watch ... 😒 
good morning USERNAME , have a blessed day 😏 followback ? 
it is too damn early to be awake ! ! ugh ! 4 hours of sleep is not enough 😑 #imgonnadie 
people who cover up there acne w . makeup are stupid . you have acne cuz of clogged pores so your going to clog them more ? #gross #dumbasses 
i’ve literally lived on the interstate for the past 3 days . 😑 
it's 5 o'clock in the morning .... & i'm freezing my butt off ! >.< lol 
good morning USERNAME , have a nice day 😏 😃 
the faithful and true witness , the beginning of the creation of go d: (revelation 3:14 nkjv) 
now to remember if my new license plate ends in odd or even ... >.< 
USERNAME okay so my phones acking stupid >.< i wont let me call you :( dm me plleeaassee ! 
good morning USERNAME , have a nice day 😏 😃 followback ? 
you askin if i'm from trinidad because i'm light skin 😐 😦 gtfoh ! 
the only reason somebody should be up this early on a saturday is to watch cartoons .. 😒 
good morning USERNAME , have a nice day 😏 😃 followback ? 
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all i'm saying this was suppose to be a positive thing not a negative 😑 
about to make my mom and brother a big breakfast 😏 
took my baby out to dinner last night , and played cards all night . 😏 #whatmorecouldaskfor #happy #highfive 
USERNAME USERNAME shenga , miss ko na mga r fics ng applers eh , lalo na winter dito 😏 
the fact that i walk like i'm drunk when i'm completely sober . d: i have fallen three times this morning alone ! hahah . 
so my mom bought these dulce de leche cheerios and they taste horrible ! 😖 
i only want like 5 things for christmas but they're all expensive 😣 
i hate waking up so early on a saturday 😣 
sook excited for teig ! ! ! ! #vanguar dx c 
USERNAME no ? definitely tweeted that before i got in the shower ? #loser 😐 but if i wanted to i could #lifeproofcase 😏 
wonder if i can brew on the airplane ? @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
and so it begins ... my 10 hour class 😐 
they didnt take my sister to work with them >.< now this hoe got an attitude ! i swear imma hit her ass today ! im not in the damn mood ! 
#christmas music on sunny 100. nice to know we didn't vote that away in the election . 😒 
no practice for me 😔 😒 , this wont a everyweek thing tho , believee dat ! 
fuck working on a saturday . for real ... 😒 
up way too early on a saturday morning . have to go to work 😣 
i should be sleeping now because its going to be a lonngg night 😏 
ki d: oh so you mean they were making purple ? 
USERNAME there's a flight to frankfurt in terminal 4 at 8:10pm , problem is al the others flights are all in different terminals >.< 
only 4 hours sleep , so why am i up ! 😒 
just because u wear the clothes u do doesn't mean u have swag u might not even have style ....... 😒 😒 😒 #lilbitch 
tryna get it everyday , make 100 mill and run away ! 😏 
m d: 70% voters 18-29 voted for same-sex marriage; only 36% of over 65 voters did = 34% #agegap USERNAME #votefor6 
ok i have to get up . lord plz let me make it thru this day .. ahh ! ! good morning 😩 😖 😖 
it's official people , justin bieber is single ! i'm having mixed emotions about this , they were def the cutest couple but now i have a chance 😏 
USERNAME tweete d: #usmnt will play 2/6USERNAME 3/22 v crc , 3/26USERNAME 6/7USERNAME 6/11 v pan , 6/18 v hon , 9/6USERNAME 9/10 v mex ,10/11 v jam ,10/15USERNAME 
two words for the weeken d: USERNAME well , one . 
good morning USERNAME , have a good day 😏 😃 
i wish somebody would get up so i can go the hair store >_< 
no kimmy you did this its always your fault 😒 
nothing like having your roommates alarm for 8 :3 0 go off on a weekend ... when she's not here ... lol 😐 USERNAME 
it's so early 😩 but the sky looks like trix yogurt 😏 @ freakin castle rock URL 
train , to school . i don't got time for drunk people to be sitting to me talking shit 👎 😒 
good morning USERNAME , have a blessed day 😏 😃 followback ? 
USERNAME i'll go back to bed , 😏 but we wont be doing much sleepin , just sayin ... USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
look who wasn't into getting up this morning for her very important trip today . #sleepyhound #textsfro @ p dx URL 
wasn't expecting to see everyone i've ever known at robinson 😒 
you guys are turning out like the rest of them #yuck 
i wish my hair grew as fast as i cut it 😒 
USERNAME hindi lang daw saludo gagawin , tatayo daw hanggang umalis 😱 😬 😏 
i’m only going to this comp . to see some butts get shaken 😏 👌 
good morning USERNAME , have a blessed day 😏 😃 followback ? 
so you beat and abused your girlfriend huh .... don't be mad when i'm fuckin her 😏 
snitchin ass niggas need to die ! what u get outta dat shit ? #eww #wackassniggas #shutchamouth 
this is what i find this morning 😒 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
going to work then out at 6 to start my weeken d: ) 
i can receive imessages and read them , but nothing will send out . 😠 😡 😖 
i have such a headache and i didn't even drink last night 😣 😔 
someone get off their lazy ass an come visit me at work . #bored #tired #wantahotcoco ☕ 
USERNAME nah it's cos i'm tired a'f . d: and i really don't wanna do the quick feet bs . 
already have one blessing now i'm waiting for a miracle 😑 👼 
USERNAME l ride to things game ? lol 😂 😏 
#sometimesiwonder why i can go to sleep late as possible but still wake up early >.< 
USERNAME nash; better days way behind him . howar d; well we've seen him underachieve for a while now . they have issues , big issues mel .. 
why do i wake up so early ! ? 😒 ⛅ 
USERNAME thx for your apology . maybe one day you'll mean it . relate d: cathy rigby wants her haircut back . #imeanit 
good thing i'm not bleeding .. these people are taking forever 😑 
since i'm use to waking up at 6:50 am , it's saturday & everyone is asleep 😑 
i burned my hand on the iron ... it hurts soo ba d: -( ... 
i want to go to menchies today but idk what bus would get me there . 😑 
why am i getting no service in the bronx >_< 
what the fuck ... tomorrow is one year for me and jessica . time flies when you're planning way to kill someone 😏 
can't wait for this saturday classes to end already 😒 
you can hear our music from the hall ... that's what they get for putting an ihome in the room 😏 
putting in that extra effort like i always do 😒 👏 
USERNAME racism is alive and well in the united states of america . very sa d: ( 
depressing moment when my house is do cold that it froze my nutella 😣 😳 😭 
to the world you mite be one person , but to one person you mite be the worl d: -) 
i'm up early this morning .. i had a dream about bae & now i miss him 😑 😔 😞 
hate when i'm the first one up . #wakeupp USERNAME USERNAME #bored 
USERNAME i don’t work till this evening 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
my mom better not try to change anything today 😒 
i'm so sick . 😖 😷 i hate cold weather . go away . 
everyone is shooting and all i've seen so far is the sun come up 😒 
apparently i still owe bearno's some $ after last nights festivities 😏 
USERNAME wait shit never mind >.< my brother took all my shit with him cause i told him about that whole 7-3 :3 0 thing t(-___-t) 
i really love that chris can play the guitar 😏 
ughh the fact that i always wake up early 😒 
i'm going to stay in bed all day & snuggle with the puppy . 😒 
my throat hurts and my mom just gave me an amish home remedy .... 😐 
like really ? why start off my morning like this ? 😒 
i was like say gm when u textin my phone at some dangg 7 (: #rude 
i hate hate hate being the only one up in my house #bored #lonely #merr 
USERNAME i don't like it . pineapples 🍍🍍🍍 can i just stay in bed ? (no bed emoticon 😤 😑 ) why #sandrasushi ? ! 🎎 
USERNAME USERNAME i didn't say that ! deathh ! >.< 
me and #oomf must be feeling the same got damn way thoo 😒 
6 am grind 😒 #itsearly #ohwell #espresson #is #flowin @ starbucks URL 
today is about to be one of those days where i lay in bed all day . that's how terrible i feel . 😔 😖 🔫 
woke up to 489385 pictures being taken .... 😑 😒 URL 
seriously walked over to dollar general to buy caffeine pills 😳 😏 
feels like im swallowing a burning rock 😞 😣 #sorethroat #helpme 
don't you hate when boys decide to cheat on a girl and home wrecker isn't even half as cute ? 😒 what are you doing with your life ? 
went to sleep at 4 and just now waking up im still tired . 😑 😵 
listening to USERNAME on my phone isn't the same as hearing him live #depressed 😥 😫 😖 
haven't been to sleep yet and wanting tudors 😑 fuck 
don't you hate when boys decide to cheat on a girl and the home wrecker isn't even half as cute ? 😒 what are you doing with your life ? 
the fact that i'm up this early on a saturday d:< <<<<<<< 
miss alyssa godfrey ltg forgot to pick me up for fall rally ... didn't see that one coming 😐 ... all in all six flags awaits me 😎 
i always feel sick in the morning & always have a headache 😒 
USERNAME that was a nice message to wake up to >.< 
USERNAME why loryn ? ? their breath might be humming ? ? ? 😷 😖 
there would be someone in the shower when i'm pressed for time 😒 #hurryup 
i hate how there's never anything to do this early .. now i remember why i would sleep until 3pm .. 😒 
staying out last night was a horrible idea 😏 #sleepy 
my stomach like hurts . baad . 😖 😖 😭 😭 
why are you hammering the wall outside my room , i was dreaming 😒 
USERNAME haha okay 😏 visit me later when i'm home tho 
USERNAME okay . call me if you need anything . 😁 😼 
starting work on a saturday morning #enthusiasm . . . 😐 😬 😶 @ dhl global forwarding URL 
50 cent's in da club came out in 03. that's 9 years ago ... man in old . smh 😒 
USERNAME hahah , all these people ! 😖 😖 &&& i will text you sloree 😏 
gotta pee like a mf , but don't wanna get up >_< 
the day i tell him and mean it 😏 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
bayern münchen keep benche d: joint league top scorer mario mandzukic , and thomas müller who has been involved in a league leading 12 goals . 
me & USERNAME sneaking out to go to the neighbors 😒 #lame . #tightassparents . 
USERNAME nope is tyler in there ? ! 😳 😏 
. i had my hair all nice & curled last night & i ain't even take pics , now my hair all types of fucked up 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME i didn't say omg i'm so fat ! d: i simply said i'm fat o . e lol~ 
my mom acts as if i'm her mother 😠 😒 
my shoulder not sore anymore but it's still swollen 😑 
ugh i'm still fucked up 😣 #ineedsleep #ineedfood dyying without water wahh ! 
was last night a dream ? ? cause it was pretty goo d: ) #readyfortoday 
bored in the car someone text me :) #bored #inthecar 
thanks USERNAME for showing me snake 97 so i have something to do in the deer stand #bored 
ugh , the bear my ex gave me is pissing me off .. >.< 
my mom thought i was going to kill myself last night 😒 
and the hangover monkey is on my shoulders ... although he hasn't begun to screech so that's a good thing . 🐒🍹🍹🍻🙉 😐 😕 
a huge thanks to everyone who came out and supported my event last night ! don't worry if you missed it , it was the first of many 😏 
four hours of sleep . yeah , i'm good . 😑 
my horoscope said for me to stay in side today cus things outside are gonna set me off easily . well with that being said , lets go outside ! 😏 
i wake up and my whole body is sore ! why me ? i didn't do anything last night 😒 
damn i hate being on this side of town 😒 
but it is the start of the basketball season ! guess i better suck it up lol 😏 
that talk w/my parents this a . m . 😒 
USERNAME whaat . what got taken .... ? an by someone that was at my spot ? ! im sorry . that's bull shit 😒 😔 
realize i shld cut oomf loose fo goo d: -) 
i talk like this cus i can back it upp 😏 
everton team to face sunderlan d: howard , coleman , baines , heitinga , jagielka , mirallas , pienaar , osman , neville , fellaini , jelavic” 
have a hangover and the door alarm at work won't stop beeping #cnaproblems 😣 🔫 
had a dream that i was saying goodbye to all my friends for college and woke up hysterical crying . 😔 😣 😰 #neverwanttosaygoodbye #lovethem 
that's what i would do , tweet about it 😒 
liddo bro soccer game >.< lil too early shiit ! 
never again am i drinking on a empty stomach ! ! 😒 
omg my lil bro USERNAME is turning 18 in one week . i'm definitely going to cry . 😐 😕 😟 😣 😢 😥 😩😫 
it's currently 9:08. i wonder how long i'm going to be in this gas line 😒 
wtf just remembered i have a meeting at 12 for my phycology group project 😖 😫 beyond pissed 
awwe shit -__- im up and i didnt think i would get used to the time i wake up on school day but i di d: c #fuckschool 
“USERNAME how old are you ? because you look bout 14 with this twitter name .. 😒 USERNAME 
just woke up 😣 😣 😁😁😁 😳 😳 😳 . 
just remembered i have a meeting at 12 for my psychology group project 😖 😖 😖 😩 
had a goodnight with a good frien d: ) USERNAME 
200 back next , haven't swam this in 2 years 😖 
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somebody needs to wake up soon . USERNAME 😁 #bored 
in orlando for hockey #nbd i be dare . orlando magic ➖ dwight howar d= 💩 @ amway center URL 
already begging my mom for money after only 4 days of being at college 😐 #whatsabrokegirltodo 
i wana go back to sleep but i can't >.< 
😏 rt USERNAME #knicks remain undefeated on the season URL with a 104-94 victory over the mavericks on friday night . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME well if you guys would hang out with me i wouldn't have to resort to making friends this way #eww 
sunderlan d: mignolet , gardner , rose , cuellar , o'shea (c), larsson , colback , mcclean , johnson , sessegnon , fletcher .” 
USERNAME awe my baby that made my day ! i love you ! you have a good day at work also ! see you tonight ? ? 😏 😏 
workin in the libski , then a long ass ride home 😐 
USERNAME i made the same realization this year too ! yuck 😖 
i had a dream last night that everyone got a certain hair cut , and it made everyone act like animals . that was the weirdest dream ever . 😐 
i've been waiting 12 minutes for my damn district manager to get on the conference call 😒 URL 
USERNAME fuck you . for waking me up everyday on the weekend ... 😒 
ugghh i feel sicker than when i went to sleep >_< .. 
only 3 hours of sleep ? ? ok .. lol 😣 
now i wake up to my neighbors mowing the lawn >.< lol 
why do i always wake up soo early on night i go to bed late #hateit 
USERNAME lol noo >.< that was just my evil laugh c; 
i do not feel like playing a double header today 😒 
5 things to know this weeken d: veterans parade , volleyball benefit , steel horse URL via URL 
my mom thinks she's cool cos she knows 2 of frenchys songs . 😑 
i wonder if they know they are the school whores ... or not ? #hmm #nasty 
saturday school this morning .... ff 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😣 
all this girl talks about is being fat .. well honey , do something about it . talking about it won't make you lose weight . 😒 
every morning- me: i really should go . be d: but baby , it's cold outside .. 
forgot to send this out to the world . two speakers in so far . this awesome ! #te dx vt @ holtzman alumni center URL 
weekend off & it feels to goo d: -). no work till monday & no school till tuesday .. chillen wit my son ! ! ! relaxing 
omg i'm at carla jr and they are taking forever 😒 
i don't wanna deal with your bullshit as soon as i wake up 😒 
the thought of this essay that's due to just kills me little by little >.< 
i have absolutely nothing to do today .. ' o.o #boring 
oh my , i think i'm in love w/ one of my followers (; 😏 
why can't i sleep past 9am on the weekends anymore ? 😒 💤 
maybe now that i've fed and walked all of these dogs they'll shut the fuck up . 😒 #cranky 
hahaha ..... maddys face 😒 @ brick oven westfield URL 
all of two hours of sleep wow how refreshed i feel 😞 😑 
this mornin i'm tired meanin on da fridge , my mama looked at me n said i'm like nnaaww u seein stuff 😏 
it is too early to be getting ready for work right now ! ! 😣 😣 😣 
s/o to my shorty USERNAME today in her soccer games ⚽ 😏 
i studied for 5 hours last night and its closed . 😑 😑 😑 
the person behind me on the bus just asked if my tattoo is the middle finger 😑 
oh what do you know ... almost 6 :3 0 and i wake up 😑 eff you internal alarm clock 
my parents and aiden are still in bed and i'm wide awake 😑 why can't i sleep past 9:00 ? ! 😕 
slept early af last night been up since 7 😐 
i hate when people interrupt my sleep and they wanted nothing when they woke you up .. 😒 
USERNAME nah , its the other end you gotta worry about , whiskers has nasty cat breath >.< 
tired but not as bad as i thought i would be .. slept like crap though . tossin and turnin all night 😒 
makes me want to invest into some cdj turntables and mix again ! ! ! ! >.< #tatw450 #pioneer #cdj 
no , mother i was not yelling . you just think if i ain't whispering or talking like a step ford child i'm yelling at you . #shutup 😒 
USERNAME happy birthday babygirl ! i hope you have a fabulous day and weeken d: * lovee youu ! 
dance practice and i can't even move . #hurtleg #swollenelbow 😣 😨 
#oomf unfollowed me because i retweet her ex ... ok 😒 
it's to early for me to be awake .. 😒 
i have a lot of patience but to a certain extent . woke up thinking about something that i really don't want to be thinking about . ugh 😒 😡 
i forgot how it felt to have a hangover , damn coronas 😣 
USERNAME no , but i it's a idea now >_< 
USERNAME haha isn't it usually always like that ! 😏 #loveyou 😃 😊 
rake these nails across someone's back ... yeah . #nasty 
having to drive to freeport , then angleton , then west columbia , then back to sweeny . #ohjoy >.< 
very tru .. but u have to be thick too tho 😏 
USERNAME not funny 😒 , from my point of view ! 
USERNAME lol i only came back cause i lost my id last night and needed back up 😒 
USERNAME i was so damn pissed i woke up early for no reason 😔 😒 
it's annoying when you can sleep in , but your body and mind won't let you >.< 
#bronies for all of those who can't view the episode on tv and/or want to watch a stream , eqd has you covere d: URL 
of course nobody else is up in my house 😒 
USERNAME maybe ill see you next month or something 😒 #toocool 
USERNAME i hear you there . me too . i have a bad stomach ache and i’m hoping it goes away before the premier >_< 
look me in my face ' i aint got no worries 👌 😊 😏 
idk what to do ! move down to florida with my family in the summer ... or stay in pa to go to college ! ? ? 😑 
shellacke d: groupon fell 30% today in regular trading as investors unloaded URL 
why is it so hard changing out your team i love my team so much d: #pokemonyt 
fucken freezing ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😣 
downloa d: icewear vezzo (USERNAME – money phone via USERNAME URL 
i wish my mom would actually drive to jersey on dec . 2 so i can meet mikey and madison . but no . it's too close to christmas she says ... 😒 😞 😢 
why do i keep having these awful dreams that seem so real .... #hateit 
i hate country music with a passion ! #boring #hardrock 
for my sis missy . prov . 3:28. do not say to your frien d: tomorrow i will give it to u , when u are able to do so give in the present . #share 
USERNAME oh ok goo d: ) cause like half of them have girlfriends 
ppl have time4 fake unverified pages nd sum ppl just damn dumb2 follow em smh #phuckit yolo huh 😒 
alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating salad . >_< lol ! ! 
USERNAME then i guess i'll be finding somebody else to go to the premier with me 😏 
us grass only working in the us , despite global issues existing elsewhere . #te dx vt 
that's all these hoes talk about is getting bitch get a diploma ! ! ! >_< 
really don't want to work my saturday away again . but , that's why they call it work . 😒 😔 
three weak streams of water wow 😡 😡 😖 😖 😩 
people who voted obama are so stupid 😒 how is giving money to the poor people who don't want to work going to fix the economy ? 
USERNAME the kids in my kindergarten class pee all over the floor in our bathroom #gross ! 
it's soo cold in my room right now . 😣 
brethren , i count not myself to have apprehende d: but this one thing i do , forgetting those things wh @ home URL 
stuffy nose when you wake up <<< #whatt #ugh 😒 👊👎 
us grads only working in the us , despite the largest global issues around the world . te dx vt 
too early to be up >.< ugh why can't i fall back asleep #saturdaymornings 
i feel like i'm waiting for something that is never gonna happen . 😒 
never try to make cream cheese icing .. you will fail epically and you will end up just eating cream cheese . #disgusting #fail 
USERNAME it's okayy i'm celebrating my besties birthday tonight so ill be goo d; ) 
do coco puffs go bad ? because these are nasty ! #gross #hungry 
thinking about our workout in a couple hours really makes me want to puke already 😖 
can’t watch a live stream of #te dx vt - will it be saved for viewing later ? 
new york is way too cold in the morning ... 😣 😭 
to lay in bed longer or to get coffee ? #lifedecisions #hungover 😣 
one thing that sucks about being single is that i don't get the cute good morning and goodnight texts anymore . 😒 
attempt at college planning #42 : my ex ex ex boyfriend goes there ...... so i will too 😏 
USERNAME pray god uses petreous wrong for goo d; may he bring earthly justice to those who left men to die and covered it up ! 
cause i am not in a good moo d; and deff not wanting to be there open till close . 
getting some starbucks first or else ill pass out 😑 
i'm too much of a flirt . who tf am i kidding ? a relationship ? the hell with that ! 😏 
oh step brothers is a good movie ? i've never heard it get brought up before ... 😒 
uh oh bringing out the bikini ready workout USERNAME USERNAME let's hope i make it thru the first day 😖 😥 
USERNAME why does it seem the shorter the week the longer the work days 😒 
i like how i wake up & everyone is gone , niggas could of told me something 😒 😒 
where's my boo thang 😒 she might be asleep lol 
tot d: love takes some work . even when your tired or busy . 
i woke up this morning && smoked cuz i was mad as fuck last night my mum went to the fox && forgot i was on 45th 😒 lol 
i woke up this morning and i wasn't feeling like p . diddy mothafuckin blown 😑 
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i am really looking forward to 33+ hours a week of work so we can get our rings and honeymoon paid off ! i hate being in debt to others . 😏 
can i just go back to bed & not get ready for work 😖 
i swear everyone's horoscopes post at the same time every morning 😒 #annoying 
tonight i will do what i wanted to lastnight and not care 😏 
& a follow back 😃 rt USERNAME goodmorning to you aswell 😏 😌 USERNAME USERNAME that's dope , your welcome & good morning sweets 
i did laugh at the cop when i asked him where the start/finish line was . he sai d: #marathon 
sick day and tv day all day << #yuck #flu #hateit 😷💊🏥 
USERNAME on my way ia ! can we install some speakers plz ? nee d: touch screen gloves for cold day drivers . bring it ! URL 
gm worl d; today we lay the wonderful mama reed to rest :( soo sad ! 
why is it when i can sleep in for once i am wide awake at 7 ... #bored everyone's sleeping 😭 
tul -> phx and then phx -> p dx . #headedwest 
USERNAME hahah i'm just kidding everybody takes me so seriously 😒 😔 
trying to get up , but can't ... 😒 😒 @ my dollhouse ! ! ! URL 
groupon rears it's ugly hea d: the race i'm shooting today is delayed half an hour because there's a glut of groupons waiting to register . 
yesterday a customer asked me if i ever went home # 😐 workinggirlprobz💰 
someone's here and idk who it is ! ! ro is in the living room laughing and i wanna know . 😒 
self-immolating tibetans not enough to ruin your morning ? have a cover-up of the sandy death toll on staten islan d: URL 
USERNAME if only you knew lmao 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 he wants that cake cake cake 🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂 #ew 
wishing i was at davidson's game last night instead of babysitting for free ... 😒 
USERNAME oops my bad .. just couldn't keep it to myself 😏 😶 lol 
a big thank you to my stupid landlord who decides to call a college student at 9:02 on a saturday morning . 😐 😡 😫 #why #hateyouroger 
wtf , there's not a site for these fucking shoes 😒 😑 😔 😠 😡 
seriously though this nascar sprint cup chase is so close . makes me nervous . d:< 
USERNAME attending a community service event 😏 what about you ? 
USERNAME haha ! ! ! i'll save it sa next chapter 😏 😈 
omg shut up , i'm untitled to my own opinion ... 😒 
perfect day to watch some football today cuz it's gonna be cold ! 40s for p dx . expect am clouds & fog then partly to mostly sunny . 
so might come clinton mo for thanksgiving and stay that weeken d: ) 
which p dx brunch has the best price on bloody marys if you’re planning to drink 6 or more ? 
no takers on this icloud convo though ? ... so you tellin everybodyy phone backed upp to a computer ? ? 😒 😒 
no it's fine , i didn't want talk to you either 😒 
i feel like shit and i'm not even hungover . fuck anatomy . 😣 😞 
USERNAME bish bye 😒 if you knew who i'm talking about ... 
up this early on a saturday because i forgot i have an orthodontist appointment at 10 😑 
i seriously hate dieting . like i would rather be eating a fat meal right now . but it'll be worth it later 😖 😤 
an aa meeting will help 😂 USERNAME <----- up with no hangover and its a saturday morning ... ion know how to feel about this 😒 ” 
i know what i want as my first tattoo & the timing is perfect , but every time i draw it out , it just doesn't seem right 😩 😖 
USERNAME yup . have a collar waiting in p dx . 
i had the weirdest dream last night about #oomf 😳 😏 it was good though .. 
i'm soo soar i can't even get up ! d: 
and another saturday of not being able to sleep in #areyoukiddingme 😒 
the latest i can sleep in is 8 :3 0 ... guess i can thank football/school for that 😒 
alex lmao your tall but i have skillz boi 😏 👊 rt USERNAME USERNAME lets fight 
bitch gone be a bitch how gone be a hoe ain't no way around it 😒 
you're basically naked in your avi and i still have twice as many followers as you ? oh , okay 😏 
she just as much of a brat as i am 😒 
that's a great way to start your life ... #no #getajob . 😒 
must . get . out . of . bed . 😖 
USERNAME will probably at the barber shop >.< you got will ## ? 
my dad faked on the ride 😑 need to find another one quick ! 
when your dad cancels . and you don't go to the fair<<<<< 😔 😞 😒 😣 
3 appts today including a new client ! (@ define d: therapeutic massage) URL 
lol USERNAME got me talking about christmas and shit . 😏 
my parents would get up early and wake me up on the one day i can sleep in . what bitches #rude #angryjen 
being an emotional bitch this morning ! ~ >_< ~ 
don't apologize to me for no reason ... you make me nervous . d: 
i just wanna go back to sleep , but i'm at work 😒 
USERNAME aha i wasn't allowed to watch that as a kid 😐 
i now know what USERNAME seen in here . 1 wor d: immaculate ! ! ! 
my dogs been trying to break into my room all morning and then i go downstairs to play with her and she ignores me 😒 #rude #mixedsignals 
saturday school today going to do college applications :d >.< 
i hate when people don't hold in their hits idk why it just really bothers me 😒 
i just told you i can't talk my throat hurts and here you are interrogating me >_< 
woke up 10 minutes before class starts ... might as well stay home since i'm going to miss my quiz either way 👎 😐 
it's supposed to be in the 60s today and tomorrow and i'm gonna be stuck at work ! 😒 
i'm just rocking it with my spares today ... 😒 
me and my mom are supposed to start working out some time soon , so she says 😒 
things that suck about being short: i have to roll all my jeans up at least twice 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME as a reader , i am indeed delighte d; wouldn’t mind curated 2-line text ad with click link above title and end of article 
that pain when you wear your retainers after you haven't worn them in a while<<<< smh 😣 
my coffee isn't up to par this morning . >_< 
race day for two of my favorite people . daddykins and smalls . yes i've been up since 530am for this 😏 
and now that everyone doubted me can fuck off . 😏 
i don't even realize how much i ate last night 😳 #gross 
USERNAME haha you already know what it is on my en d: ) i been a fool , you ain't know ? ? 
i'm ready to get back under my blankets 😔 😑 
oot d: white semi destroyed jeans cuffed with brown braid belt , white lace top , rust short sleeves cardigan , brown cinch belt , js leopard flats . 
i'm not telling nobody good morning because i had a fucked up night 😡 😒 
ever feel awkward ordering in a group of people ? (come on . you want the big party melt with onion rings .) 😐 
dance today is gonna kick my ass . performance tomorrow . d: 
he has me so fucked up , fucking ridiculous >_< *-*-_--.- 
ever feel awkward ordering in a group of people ? (come on . you want the big patty melt with onion rings .) 😐 
why you talking bout yourself 😏 but good morning love 💕💕 
i'm bout to smack the hell outta my cousin , got me in this house with no type of food what so ever 😑 
he could get it any day , coulda got it today , and shoulda got it yesterday 😏 
make sure all of you employees are trained on your bran d; same goes for your staff , board , volunteers too #nampc 
the computers are down at work . this should be interesting 😒 
good thing i got coffee . 😒 my meds need to kick in . 
USERNAME so ur saying , i'm locked up w/ 4 handsum men 4 6 wks ? i don't think it's enuff time , 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
yup , picked the slow line at the bank again . 😒 
you would think with the number of shows someone has done that they would know how to put their makeup on 😒 😠 😡 
yesterday was a wreck but ; i had fun 😏 
why you talking 'bout yourself 😏 but good morning love 💕💕 USERNAME 
woke up mad ,, nd to see his message on my notifications made me even more mad >_< 
i'm thinking about richard bland . but being at a college where i know none of my friends are at makes me nervous . 😐 
i think i'll hit the gym as #abgt001 is playing ! >.< 
my baby sister woke me up too early-_- and all she wants to do is bounce the bouncy ball 😑 💤 
today on our brass stumptown backgroun d: cider doughnuts and a cute business car @ stumptown coffee roasters URL 
#lt now because of all of people ordering breakfast i hate everyone in la plata .... again ! ! ! 😐 
making my way downtown , walking fast .. faces past , then i'm homeboun d: )) 
great start to my weeken d: ) 💕👯🎶🍭 USERNAME @ tinker field URL 
dead leaves+warm weather+blustery win d= very unhappy me . #ihateallergies 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME shut up teej ... you just make her d d: p 
“USERNAME a 2011 canadian study found that listening to your favorite music is one of the fastest ways to get rid of a bad moo d= buy gnsr 
why do i wake up at 830 every day #internalalarm #hateit 
had a crazy dream that i was back with my first love ! #weird 😑 
i'm soo nervous for today dx ! ! ! ! 
i always wake up with messy ass hair . #fuck #hateit #whatdoidoinmysleep 
mommas making bacon eggs and pancakes and i'm never hungry when i wake up 😒 
wish i had the balls to tweet how i really feel . 😒 
“USERNAME i got my hoes in check 😏 USERNAME hoes ? ? tf ! you just pissed me off ! 
my mom & them going to see kevin hart tn 😒 😒 
those things get me all the time smh 😒 lol 
USERNAME i'm trying to figure out why i'm awake when i got to my room at like 1 & asleep probably between 2-3. 😑 
USERNAME lol 😂 all dirty ! dude even if he tells you something stupid ignore him . 😒 he'll be more mad lol 
davon been getting on my nerves all morning an im trynna sleep 😒 ! 
i need to learn to wear longer socks with my jordans >.< 
USERNAME lol my birthday was on tuesday but thank you anyways >.< 
as USERNAME just mentione d: 58% of latinos say 'deferred action' on immigration made them more pro-obama URL #uppers 
so i found out who throw the trash behind the couch >_< antonio ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
for the longest time i thought this song said pants that make her dance lolol i'm so dumb 😐 😐 
i woke up but i am still really tired 😖 
i really hope he comes to church with mi familia 😐 
let's hope tonight makes up for how shitty the rest of my weekend has been 😐 
dang i fell asleep at 9 last night now im up wayy to dang early >.< 
USERNAME mine is freaking >.< 26th next on 29 *sniff* 
USERNAME those closing words acknowledging the work of your brother luke and so many like him , needed to be sai d: wonderful ! thank you ! 
but you got the stove 😒 rt USERNAME pretty much woke up for nothing but who’s making breakfast ? ☺ 🍳☕🍩 
USERNAME i wish i could have ! next time 😏 😎 
hoping to get something productive done today , but knowing me it probably won't happen . 😐 
USERNAME c'mon darling ! ! it can't be that bad 😒 😒 
i wish certain people weren't in my dreams . it just messes with my head even more . 😒 
5 hours of sleep & have to go to work ! 👏👏 me 😒 
so sad i actually have to accomplish things today . i'm just trying to relax on the weeken d: ( 
glad i got so much sleep last night 😒 😡 😡 😒 
' lakesha , stayy talkiin in her dx mn sleep 
USERNAME niall got a tattoo i don't know why i'm disappointed d: 
new personal recor d: wake up , get dressed and at the bus stop .5k away in 4 mins . 
looking back at some of the things i wore in middle school 😳 #eww 
USERNAME i'm moving 3 seconds away from there in a couple weeks ! ! wanna go on a d8 
USERNAME you did not have to spend money on me >.< 
i should be outside but i am inside laying in my bed playing bike race 😏 
USERNAME - girl i'm knee deep in football booster club ! 😣 ready to come see you play though ! ! ! tj too ! 
all i wanted to do was sleep in 😒 #practice 
i was thinking about getting eggs from the hotel continental breakfast .. until i saw it being heated up in the microwave in a plastic bag . 😑 
the edge of my lil bro is fucking hurt , why the hell is going on lately ! my body are in hurt ! >.< 
i never learn my lesson .. worse headache ever ! ! 😲 😑 😖 😷 
i keep getting a bunch of followers . then they unfollow . 😒 
with my bitch later USERNAME anyone wanna come over and hangout with us 😏 
if i dont like you then trust me i will find any excuse to argue with you , my type of entertainment #bored 
everyone is asleep and i have no one to talk to im dying 😑 😲 💀 
man i been up like i had to work or sum 😒 
USERNAME downtown buffalo tends to smell like rotten eggs lol #eww ! 
tweeting the tweet board . #te dx vt @ holtzman alumni center URL 
looks like my workout partners still asleep . need another one 😐 
genius: turn potential litigious problem into excuse to connect to advocates (rea d: consumers) URL #nampc USERNAME 
oh boy . just heard a clip of john lennon's my eye twitched involuntarily . #hateit 
i have to put makeup on but i'm to lazy to go get my makeup bag 😒 
robots ! #te dx vt @ holtzman alumni center URL 
think i'm finna glue this brazilian hair in my head 😏 
my son would get gum stuck in his hair 😒 
i'm pretty sure mom's tearing the house down moving furniture . there goes my chance of sleeping late . 😒 
didn't know justin bieber was single last night or i wouldve ran on stage >.< faack 
good morning USERNAME (: even tho you not following me >.< 
USERNAME you ever consider this opp in dc ? rt USERNAME wante d: new spy chief ! URL #petraeus 
when i'm i gonna be able to sleep in 😒 
USERNAME that’s exactly why ! 😒 i hate that it is like that 
USERNAME dang gettin all salty for nothin 😒 😒 😒 😒 
things i should not be doing: using electronics excessively . things i have been doing instea d: using electronics excessively . 
wait listed for micro and english . great ... 😒 #getmeoutofskyline 
USERNAME ik 😑 i have to get it somehow lol 
USERNAME USERNAME my last game day 😭 😩 😖 but its still game dayy ! ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME we're coming down :- d: - d: - d: - d: - d: - d: - d: - d: - d: -d 
i enjoyed my night 😁😁😁 , drunk isn't the word 😒 
whatchu gone do ? rt USERNAME if my lil sister dont turn her damn t . v down >.< 
charlie ! #highfive #te dx vt @ holtzman alumni center URL 
oomf is on instagram but not talking me to me 😒 
USERNAME ahh , okay but i might go to erika party idk yet d; 
choking on phlegm is exactly how i wanted my morning to go . #sarcastic . #gross . 
USERNAME i'm on my way home to ct . i have an eye infection . 😖 
that girls been hit by more guys then you can count on all 10 fingers .. #forreal #nasty #trustme 
yay ! momma's making waffles 😏 😁 #yummy #fatgirlprobz USERNAME 
arghh my game froze and i had leveled up too d: ugh im mad pokemans i won't play you for sometime 
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theft on 12xx trenton st se , atlanta , ga (via URL auto theft . neighborhoo d: edgewood . URL 
theft on 2xx greenhaven dr se , atlanta , ga (via URL auto theft . neighborhoo d: the villages at east URL 
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your hoe on my list .. it's longer than craig's 😏 
you say you love that women ? but thas been my bitch , & if you kiss that woman then you suck my dick . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME they post them before too long , though , if te dx dublin is an indicator . 
i'm gonna miss the most important thing i've been waiting for all because of my stupidity 😣 
USERNAME people dont leave the beer can in their friends shower though ... #rude 
life-changing . vimrc addition: set clipboar d= unnamedplus (unnamed for windows folks). 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME sabi din ng sis ko , grabe ang six pack abs , ulam na ulam na 😏 😲 
hate talking to her on the phone >.< she acts so retarded ! 
bet em , andi , and alyssa are mad i got snapchat now 😏 haha 
#woaah #wtf #youhateme ? 😁 😞 😱 😬 😑 😯 
that little allergy pill worked great , but not great enough ... d: 
it's going down . taylor swift tickets will be mine . 😑 
oh god here we go with the 80's music 😒 
i used to be able to sleep like a baby after i drank , now if i get more than 5 hours i'm lucky 😒 
USERNAME so wouldn't anyone else .. life's not an amusement park 😑 
why do girls get a boyfriend but yet still talk about their ex ? 😑 
okay i give up on no shave november ! ! ! #gross #cantdoit #needtoshave 😱 
spotte d: USERNAME at vol walk . 😎 💪☝ #vfl @ neyland stadium URL 
i can't believe i'm miss the frat bowl 😒 #damnit 
no matter what time i stay up til i'll always wake up at 8. then i force myself to go back to sleep hoping it'll be 12, its always 10 #ew 
with every ray of sunshine that reflects from my dark skin; with every raindrop that explodes atop my hea d; 
umma chill and go make breakfast .. i just found it weird how niggas expressing their feelings these days 😒 
spending last warm day of the year raking leaves and winterizing house . #boring 🍂🍃❄ #hdyf 
saturday morning football games 😒 😎 @ northland christian school URL 
when you get woken up then try to go back to sleep but your cousin is like throwing up and you can hear it .. #gross 
USERNAME ✋ chill out . i'm playing you back as we speak . i just have all vowels , the usual . 😒 
USERNAME maybe .. all ni know is i'm insecure as hell . & that's not likely in our family >.< 
USERNAME my house ... you should totally come here tho because i can't leave till helena does 😣 
getting hair & nails done ! can't wait for tonight 😏 😏 😏 😏 
the donut shop by fernangeles is full of pedophiles 😷 😖 
spotte d: jerry seinfeld on 81st between columbus & cpw . solid . 
i think my and my brother gone get someone today lmao ' 😏 😈 
i've unprotected my tweets and they still can't be retweeted ? ? 😑 
USERNAME lmfao i get back on sunday night hahahahahaha 😣 
lonely in this ticket office . wish i had USERNAME or USERNAME or USERNAME or USERNAME or someone in here with me . 😒 . need a talker 
omgg my sore throat is so badd 😥 😖 😔 😪😷 😠 
USERNAME the characters haven't aged ! ! ! ! ! d= ! vampires ! ! 
all i ever do is work . 😒 #nolife 🔫 
topic of the morning: zombie apocalypse . my bf said he'd put me down if i was turned into one 😣 🔫 
of course i'd be the one to wake up with a bad ass cold ! 😒 
obamacare imposes more than 20 new taxes on the american people . #nasty #tcot 
still twisted ! i can not hang 😌 😒 lol 
USERNAME thanks for saying hi to me last night #rude 
fast shower i have ever taken in my life . fuck . >_< 
last night .. i was like .. they were like .. we were like .. 😏 'tsk tsk tsk tsk' 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME no . no he won't . me and tyler together will beat anyone 😏 
my mom needa hurry t'f up , my fat self needs to eat >.< 
fuck fuck fuck i don't feel like doing shit at work 😒 😖 
i wanna tell the world about you just so they can get jealous 😏 
when someone ride past me that i know and they just beep the horn and keep going <<<< bitch could of asked did i want a ride . 😒 lol 
USERNAME yeah i'll prolly so it second semester , i'm going to go on my rebellious streak then c: 😬 😏 
my mom talking to me when i first wake up does not help my mood . 😒 
once i start opening up that's when shit starts to turn on me . 😐 👎 😒 
the irs is now going to be given the task of hunting down and penalizing millions of americans that do not have any health insurance . #nasty 
USERNAME , tu q esta en el area medicinal , porq entre mas tarde uno come , ma hambre uno tiene en la mañana . 😣 
wish USERNAME and USERNAME were home this weekend 😏 😔 
USERNAME USERNAME drizzy issy sai d: yo yo yo haters gonna hate hate on this suck on it bitch praa praa lol 
chiropractic seminar all weeken d: ) USERNAME (@ hilton garden inn) URL 
story of my life every saturday morning . 😑 rt 
perk to going into the education fiel d: i wake up at 8 :3 0am on the weekend naturally . #notnormal #nightowl 
i hate knowing that something is going to happen , and i can't do anything about it 😣 
USERNAME right ! , & lmao shit i hope d; & hopefully she does get it so we can have a job ! 
new record for how fast you creep on me . #ew #stfu #dontlikeyou #goaway 
i want to sleep 😴 but i'm not tired 😒 and i have to pee 😫 stupid blatter🚽👎 
me - aww lauren you wrote about me ? ! lauren - no it has to be about a significant person . #ouch #thanks 😒 
#watercolor #bored #birdtattoosarecool #wbas #westbottomsartsociety @ west bottoms art society URL 
i was too tired to put my pants back on 😏 
USERNAME you'd look good in one 😏 just saying . 
woke up in a shitty ass mood . gonna be a great day . 😒 
#rowing #crew #5hourenergy #gross #race aimeejayy krispykline @ long beach , ca URL 
this girl will be coming to every single hockey games 😏 #forcingher 
someone call him call him now and tell him off call him 😒 😡 URL 
that is so mean ! crop duster ! 😖 💨🌾 
i can't believe i slept with socks on ..... omg #ew 
woke up with too $hort in my head .. today will probably be a good day 😏 ✌ 
a snitch ? in marblehead ? pssh , get out of here ! ✋ 😏 🚔 
#sometimesiwonder why i start like every sentence with but i just can't help it 😒 
niggas see me , they ma d; bitches see me , they pants i'm in fallinn cuz bitch i'm ballin , i'm ballinn 
why is everybody up so early in this room ! ? its saturday . go to bed . 😒 
i love sitting at work waiting around while everyone else gets high . 😒 
so my aunt said my hair looks like a pineapple 😑 
why am i up this early 😣 😞 😒 😔 
this dye i'm finna put in my hair is pretty , i wish my mom hurry up so she can put it in >.< 
i've legit been up since 6 o'clock friday morning ! ! 😖 😴🔫 
so the possibilities of getting a range rover are low 😑 
my mother is going to be the death of me today . #omg #killmenow 😒 😡 
why is USERNAME and USERNAME no longer following me on my USERNAME account ? d: 
it's so nice out , and i'll be inside the goat all day working a double 😒 #comeseeme 
iphone's die pro damn fast i ain't pay 600$ for this bullshit 😒 
my car has got bird shit all over it 😒 
don't focus on in the future . #te dx vt 
having a little sister means having an excuse to watch fraggle rock 😏 #danceyourcaresaway 🎶🎵 
iphone's die so damn fast i ain't pay 600$ for this bullshit 😒 
USERNAME it's okay they'll yell cuz it doesn't have a screw top 😒 
shitt i think my mom wants me to do somthing with her hair >.< 
but i still wish i went over my aunts house d; ! ! 
😏 if only you knew how things really where . you'd understand . 
just notice d: texas a&m playing bama today . omg . that is gonna be a good one . 
i think i'll go to boston ... #alaska #firstclass #upgrade @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
i don't think i've ever felt this sick . i hope i get better by tonight .. 😣 
the fact that i'm laying in bed on opening day ..... 😒 
heading over to the health & habits te dx talks . amazing list of speakers ... @ 2000 university circle URL 
in other news , USERNAME was in my dream last night 😏 
USERNAME of course i accept them . i am not a giftcist person . d: 
nothing kills a shopping spree like your husband saying 😒 
this weeken d: 2 for 1 tunes , buy one get one half off all skull candy and snow socks ,1/2 off all backpacks and many select brands on sale ! 
why am i up so early >_< its saturday ! 
i'd rather spend my days with little kids or adults than people my own age . 😒 #ifeelold #imonly19 
i really don't wanna move ... 😣 😢 😭 😥 😨 
USERNAME i'm so jealous 😣 you better snatch him so i can meet him 
i'm not saying having a boyfriend wouldn't be nice tho 😒 
the fact that my parents left me yet again . <<< 😔 the fact that they left me the truck . >>> 😏 
and he won't wake upp ! ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME i kinda dnt wanna be your frien d= i kinda wanna get closer to you in ghetto translation ! ! ! lmao 
USERNAME alright , well i hope its good . ! cause i'm going d; 
USERNAME i don't understand how he could cheat on her .. she could use a man like me 😏 
molly in my checked luggage .. tsa never find nothing 😏 
first night i didn't drink captain and i threw up this morning 😒 
shidd if i walk away frm this it shouldn't b any trouble rite . 😒 
nothing warms my heart (rea d: actually infuriates me) more than watching people argue about religion on the internet 
talking to my mom about moving with USERNAME for a year 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME okay the random we found last night belongs to my bar lmao just realized 😑 🔫 
noam chomsky once sai d: if u want to get stupid , keep looking at tv . sometimes we need to close our eyes & open our ears . 
really excited about the holidays ! ! specially since i didn't get to celebrate them last year ... 😆 😎 😬😇 😏 
at the diner with my boo smh she don't stop working 😒 @ east meadow , ny URL 
falling off top bunk 😒 great way to wake up 
my mood lately can be described in one wor d: blah . 
i do believe that USERNAME got the most colicky fake baby available . crying all night . #demonchild 👶💦🍼💩 😖 URL 
achievement unlocke d: 2nd degree black belt (@ us tae kwon do) URL 
wish i was going to the lake with my family this weeken d: ( 
USERNAME i'm at the gym , my sweat smells like #ramen #gross #butsogood 
political news summarize d: the radical right slowly starting to grasp just how far detached from reality they've become 
i got a slight sore throat 😔 😫😷😤 😖 😬 😕 😠 
god why did they have to make unnecessary formulas for math that take up a page of paper that you won't ever use in the real world ? 😒 
that one hair that never stays in the same place 😐 it doesn't have a home . 
USERNAME lol cool . me too i wana go home tho d: 
last night >>>> this morning <<<< repeat tonight >>>> 😏 😎 
USERNAME it feels like we hate everything at some point >_< 
so nobody goin to say good morning to me . . . . . kool ! 😑 😔 
guess my financial aid officer is gonna make me wait since i made her wait 😒 
#work #saturday #weekend #cvs #pcq #calls #phone #labcoat #glasses #plaid #cold #bored #slow @ cvs/pharmacy URL 
USERNAME hhaha i'm at work and it's keeping me entertained >.< 
i actually like school better than i like my home 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME same here lol ! but yeah i'm going my parents are letting me ! so you better go( (: yeaay we get to go to new york city woohoo ! d; 
USERNAME nothing that i know of . i guess it's a typical boring day here at the ridge . 😑 
my mom doesn't think i'm a good kid anymore 😒 
great about to go from team iphone to team android 😑 
i need a killa breakfast sandwich right now ... too bad i only eat bacon from pierre's and that's an hour away 😣 
lazy day ... #shorts #no #bored #lazy #sleep #sweats @ mi casa URL 
😖 exactly 4wks until the #nzuriexpo #naturalhairsistas #naturahair i have 5 $10 tickets for that saturday ! 
USERNAME lol i guess i have to stay sa d: ( 
my momma dont drink off me , cause she think i be kissing >.< eww , noo , lol 
my chocolate waffles 😒 @ the morgan at loyola station URL 
haven't worked all week , been nice not dealing with drunks 😏 but it ends tonight 
i swear i need a fucking car since no one is ever nice enough to drive me anywhere 😔 😒 
USERNAME fuck that bullshit i'm a mutha fuckin #assholebynature 😼 
USERNAME no problem . 😁 i miss you and USERNAME 😫 😖 😭 
USERNAME USERNAME it was expected .. i predicted it ha 😒 
"USERNAME i said don't fukin panic 😳 i got this dontpanic 😏 URL out g 
i can't tell if this is a stitch or not . wtf mayne 😒 
you should feel loved i woke up too nothin ! 😒 
“USERNAME voter turnout in 2012 was lower than in 2008; only 60% eligible vote d: URL i think it high w/the vote suppression 
napa auto parts delivery driver (part time) job - napa - shawano , wi: job i d: 173684 nearest major market: wi - ... URL 
please don't wake & bake before you wake & brush your teeth ! 😁 😑 😳 🚬👎 
i'm just really mad about the fact that i forgot to eat the fries i go last night . 😒 
USERNAME now i want one ... too bad they're illegal to own in ny 😒 
i never can get a good parking place at work ... 😒 
mls i & p passes overwhelmingly recommendations 2 allow local mlss 2 determine if listings can be displayed on non-i dx /vow sites #narannual 
USERNAME i know ! ! ! 😣 i don't wanna move ! ! ! ! ! 
won't be anymore of dat ... ion trust it 😒 
i'm just really mad about the fact that i forgot to eat the fries i got last night . 😒 
USERNAME hahaha she said i thought you were my good child and poured it out then laughed 😏 
my boss has been blowing up my phone the past hour 😒 💢👊 
' wheres my bestfriends USERNAME , and USERNAME ? i miss them >.< 
wante d: clean-up team . #yankedpowerline #nopower #neighborstree #heavysnow #bountifulpowerc @ chateau mclean URL 
white girls politicking , that's that sarah palin #mercy #imtowhite #bored 
the person i had a dream about <<<< #eww #whyhim 
wish i was at #edc but instead i'm moving my grandparents .... sounds like a good excuse to go to vegas ? ! ? 😏 
gin , vodka , and corn don't mix 😖 😖 ! 
USERNAME your prof pic on here is amazing ... 😏 
these ios6 updates fucking suck , all they have done is screw up my phone . #hateit 
we're live ! #techphx #mobile #tshirts #bran dx @ techphx URL 
USERNAME nigga idk >.< & humm no , well i've always done mine faded as fuck , but i doubt it matters ^.^ 
but . i surely don't wanna ride by myself there . 😖 
it sounds like the upstairs neighbours are vacuuming the hardwood floors . but instead of a vacuum , they’re using something big and heavy . d: 
blaire is up and kicking now so i guess i should be too 😒 
im tired as fuckk but i gotta get ready for training 😒 
i wish i could be sleeping right now , but i have to go to work 😖 another long 8 hour shift ! 
damn , i love food i ain't even gonna get thin . >.< 
around the time that i lost my true love 😣 URL 
well , at least i'm on someone's mind when they wake up 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME im nosey , but i thought u had both of those pierced >.< 
USERNAME oh my goodness abby it was a whole family ! like 7 of them just standing there staring into my lights ... 😒 
i woke up around 7:20 ish thinking i have school then went to sleep wanting to wake up like around 12 but , nope i'm wide awake 😒 😁 
one min you love me one min you dont ! 😏 
the moment when you think you send a text and you didn't 😒 😣 
i am not about this freezing cold life right now ! i'm gonna stay in bad with my blanket all day ! #notmoving #atall ! 😳 😃 👌 😏 😁 ☺ 
well tweet dolls i kill sum twitter bums just like facebook don't get in this ring unless u ready they pups i just gotta quit who's ba d: -) 
this is the last thing i wanna be doing right now ! 😒 
i wish every night could be like last night minus a few lame things ... well & this morning too ... #notgonnacountonit 😒 
USERNAME me sleep during it .. its just the days after that hurt sooloo . ba d: (( 
i've had the worst trust issues , since i was like 10. 😒 
it so pretty outside ! ! and i am spending the whole day in the lib ... 😑 💩 
#sometimesiwonder if you even care that i'm not in your life anymore 😖 
im not in college so why did my parents make me come to a college open house for my sister #boring 
😏 😏 😏 last night @ kool kid lane URL 
this sleepy head next to me is still asleep ! 😕 😒 😴 
ughh i really need to go pay my car note but it's soo far 😣 
waiting for my car ... #bored #longwait #autoservice . @ pep boys auto URL 
anything happening today or am i sitting at home again since i have no friends .. 😐 👍 
“USERNAME voter frau d: URL if that's in #az they probably voted easily unless that one in the middle is #latino . 
so far USERNAME has had diarrhea and puked this morning ... someone got their full $20 worth at rugby trivia ! ! #ew #yuck # :'( 
USERNAME i miss you wayy moree especially right now 😖 😫😩 
the moment when you think you list your phone and its in your pocket 😒 😒 😒 
this shawty was wearing nice yoga pants , but with granny panties #ew 
maternity pics in central park .... check ! ! so lucky to have a talented photog friend miss krisitin boy d: ) 
kid throwing up in my waiting room , me with a hangover . #notgood #yuck #myfault 
USERNAME lmao .. , i forgot it was national .. 😑 
i need to follow some new people my tl is weak af . 😑 
it's not good to be two face d; especially when both of your faces are ugly 
i didn't chose the lazy life , the lazy life chose me 😏 
USERNAME i'm in gloucester right now then i'm going to boston at 5 😒 
is this ugly hoe #subtweeting ? damn hoe go wash yo ass ! you wake up worried about me >.< 
USERNAME i know i'm so lucky guh ! hahaha good thing you're on your phone 24/7 and don't mind making your dad pay $10 extra every month 😏 
my boyfriend alway wake up with his hand on my ass 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME there's soup all over my kitchen and i just found a chick chunk under the futon . awesome . 😐 
what he likes and what i guess he has dont even add up 😑 
off to hutch to way bbq yay ..... i hate bbq 😒 
someone just told me i tell intimidating stories . i'm sorry , want me to water them down for you ? 😒 #sorrynotsorry 
being 18 now & being 17 a couple of weeks ago feels the same 😒 😒 😒 😒 
da d: how do we kill all these little fish 
wish i wasn't working on this pretty day ! 😒 👎 
gorgeous day to be in the tree stand ! ! ! but i'm stuck at work #lowesproblems 😒 
USERNAME it sure does . ^.^ how bout you get to cookin' and make me some breakfast 😏 lol 
when i lose weight , the first thing to go is my chest . as if they aren't already small 😒 😠 #flatgirlproblems 
USERNAME on the air mattress ! i was sleepy 😏 😳 
“USERNAME recommended viewing: "resurrect dea d: the mystery of toynbee URL been meaning to see this ! 
USERNAME USERNAME nate ! ! ! ! ! 👊 #rude 
da d: what's that new band you & eric listen too ? me: one direction ? da d: yeaah .. me: wanna listen to them ? ! da d: nonono ! 
USERNAME yum ! i found a recipe on pinterest on how to make one ... 😏 
i be getting up around 1 some ... & it's 9 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
had like 4 hours of sleep and have to work 😞 😣 💤 
USERNAME wait , what ? u back in philly already ? ! 😒 😞 
i fight with my da d= win , my so called 'mom'=win , my grandma=win ,& my sisters=win . i always win . like don't they see the pattern here ? 
USERNAME debating what should i do first >_< do my hair , pay my car , or pay the phone lol 
USERNAME cause i sit in this house any longer 😒 
eew fucking disgusting ass nigga would come back ! 😖 
fine ! , marywood ! ! you wanna turn of my tv signal ? ! ? ? ? ill just watch me some #supertroopers 😒 😌 
oh zzquil sometimes you do more harm than good 😒 
you gotta treat them just like they treat you 😒 
😒 😒 😒 😒 😡 😡 😠 😠 😠 all fuckn ready smh 
USERNAME i should make y'all wash my car 😏 😏 
my mom just puked all over the kitchen . now how am i suppose to get coffee . >.< 
my mom just reminded me what road were on ... 😣 
when girls get jealous , #cute #turnon #attractive cus it shows that she care >.< >>> 
i hate when you wake up & your stomach is perfectly flat , but you know it's gonna blow up when you start eating . 😒 😔 
USERNAME USERNAME lex and meg had to work early today so they were like were going home 😒 . but i s should have come . 
i mixed brown && white .... wth i was thinking >_< 
USERNAME haha i need to get that waterproof case ! but knowing me , i would go underwater and the case wouldn't work 😂 😷 😒 
USERNAME that's right , he only gets naughty with me 😏 
can't wait til i get off ! oh well , mo' money 😏 
thank you for waking me up with your runny nose 😒 #blowyournose ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME 500 deposit 100 for the phone 600$ cash spent boo 😒 
i look a mess & i don't even give a fuckk 😒 
i fell asleep with my make up on 😖 my eyes were burning this morning 😩😩 😭 😭 
girls are so fuckin stupid . exactly why i only fucks with a couple ... annoying drama starters i swear 😒 😒 😒 
what ! ? liies ! ! rt USERNAME somebody snoring 😒 USERNAME 
lvl 4 all aroun d: bailey h . (36.100) a plus / kendal e . (35.875) mid-america / brooklynn d . (36.400) kokomotion ... #flip4autism 
evo shift is such junk ! my upgrade is almost here and my phone is almost dea d: ( 
bold self storage ad . #p dx #selfstorage @ i-84 URL 
nothing better than pizza rolls for breakfast . 😏 USERNAME 
selena and justin is trending worldwide . basically is because of that news . but , i still wish it is not true d; i want jelena back ! ! 
time to clock out & sleep , then enjoy the rest of saturday ... these night shifts aren't fun at all .. 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME someone said that to me i was like are you stupi d: ? 
my housee is secured with cameras all aroun d: o 
why does he insist on texting me knowingly i don't wanna talk to him 😒 
i better feel better before the party tonight .. 😒 
omfg , last night i got fucked up . 😖 
USERNAME otayy i have to tell you something 😳 😣 #beready 
i'm sore from rakin the yard yesterday 😒 but i got a party at 2 so time to cleann 
dunkin donuts on thompson rd always fucks up my coffee . every time . 😒 
USERNAME the chairman of hardin county republican party , sai d: 
saying my goodbyes to mw3 this weekend then waiting in line for blops 2 for 11 hours on monday so stoke d: ) 
guess i wasn't good enough to get a reply to my message 😒 this the shit i be talking bout 😠 
USERNAME no baby she's almost a grown ass women crying about 15 and 16 year old problems and is depressing af >.< 
ewe my mom is making me take my sister with me .. kill me now 😒 🔫 
my phone is messing upp . 😒 i don't have time for this today . 
idc how old i get i will always be afraid of mascots >.< 
why do i always have the worst dreams after having perfect nights ? 😖 😭 😔 
sicidbaisiwhdo my stomach is so flat in the morning 😒 
USERNAME i know ! the /raleigh threw me off 😏 
wish i was going home for thanksgiving ju . 😒 😔 
the girl at starbucks wrote her number on my cup lol 😏 #cute #ohshitt #starbucks 
like why did my therapist move his office to oc 😒 
USERNAME yes ! i haven't seen USERNAME in forever ! d: 
not gonna lie ... those grilled cheeses outside of dx last were on point . #slamcity 
USERNAME i don't even know how to make a sandwich 😒 
USERNAME oh man it's probably more expensive in china . take a look at realestate price in shanghai . the joke is inch2 of lan d= inch2 of gold 
i'm having breakfast with my ace and playing with turtles in bear suits . 😏 URL 
man expensive ass burritos ladies be selling now a days 😒 
these wiz sings i posted make people believe that i smoke >.< 
soo , anyone wanna go to urgent care with me ? 😒 
graphic design intern - baby blv d: ( #washington , dc) URL #art #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
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me : oh only me right tia ? the rest are ugly . 😏 
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waiting for my cousin to get outta her interview d: 
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training someone on a computer who has no prior pc skills wat so ever 😩😩 😡 😒 
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had my iphone out of its case for 1 minute . chipped the back of it … .. 😐 🔫 
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obsessed with my hair as it grows longer 😏 💁 
wants some breakfast . too bad no food for me till 3 😒 
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told mom we gotta leave at 11 :3 0. she just got in the shower . 😑 
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USERNAME lol i dont .. maybe a little one from everyone telling me what to do 😒 
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who schedules an oil change for this early on a saturday ... my mother cause she doesn't understand what friday nights are 😒 #hungoverprobs 
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okay .. that 7 miles was awful 😖 never skipping a daily run ever again ! ! ! 😒 #sotired #justkillme 
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they had to pay me down and check my juice boxes and sugar tablets to make sure i wasn't smuggling any explosives 😑 😒 #ugh #type1probz 
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USERNAME an iphone gets scratche d: apple is doomed . 
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“USERNAME why 2010 mattere d: dems garnered ~ 500,000 more votes than republican opponents , yet boehner still speaker due to gerrymandering 
USERNAME my mother texted me at 830 asking about a haircut 😒 
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#georgia billboar d: heaven or hell , your choice . 
USERNAME USERNAME aww , rebecca i'm so sorry ! d: 
this foo sanswere d: cause turkeys dont sleep on fridays ... umm yea cause u ate em all . wtf ? ? ? ? #wakenbake convos lol 
im mad and hungry ..... >_< lovely way to start my saturday morningg . 
USERNAME no , you're trying to prove me wrong when i know exactly what day it is & what i tweeted . 😏 😎 #itsokaythough 
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can't even be excited to be done at work already , time to catch up on endless errands . happy saturday 😒 
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USERNAME haha you want a friend to tag along with me ? haha come visit me because mom said were cleaning the attic out today 😔 😒 
but seriously ! ! everyone in that place was a hoe ... 😒 😒 they need to have a separate jail for tragic violations .. 
lol . good job , renee . you're not cute . can't even flirt . 😒 
man ut d: de gea , rafael , evra , smalling , ferdinand , carrick , scholes , valencia , young , van persie , rooney . #avfclive ” 
i'm starving and struggling to go back to sleep 😒 
walking out in my club clothes from last night 😂 😒 
USERNAME i know usually i am excited but last night my face 😣 clockwork was very good though dropped a wolfgang song i love 
so excited ! ! ! (@ te dx rainier) URL 
USERNAME grab some . stuff it in a bag and run :) get your man to do it . he'd do anything for you . 😏 
i don't like having short nails . 😖 i can't wait for them to grow long again ! 
lesson learne d: don't even try and joke on twitter , someone's self centered enough to jump off the deep end about it . 
USERNAME he is my nigga , only reason i'm friends with you 😏 
woke up with nothing but sex on my mind 😏 
nothing has been going on lately i can't even hate on the juniors indian lane idea my ass is about to be there tonight just me and a case 😑 
so every time i see #oomf i always get so nervous and book it the opposite way and never know what to say . whyy . 😳 😣 😏 
USERNAME i'm sorry i tried to evict you ! don't call your mom on me . d: 
bray's numbers are actually quite goo d: 60% completions , 2800+ yds , 25/10 td/int 
everytime my grandma gets her hair done & everything she thinks she's a bad ass bitch & treats everyone like shit 😒 😒 
USERNAME thank you ! however my 21st was last year 😄 i'm gettin oold 😖 
just cuz i hit you up once just to see how you're doing doesn't mean you can blow up my phone all the damn time 😒 
i lowkey hate #oomf because #handbox used to #blank with #blank 😒 😑 
i'm madd as fuck miyah wasn't home 😡 i wanted too see my beautiful niece ! 😞 😒 
USERNAME 😏 like i'm saying bt i might see her this xmas i think bc like for real "she think she in the movie honey lmfao 😂 😂 
it's official ! i'm moving to florida in the summer ! ! 😃 😒 
that's like five outs i can get with that money ! ! ! ! ! 😒 
i sneezed mad loud in a room full of people and nobody said god bless you :( #rude 
USERNAME good . no one can use it anyway . that damn thing was crooked af ! 😏 
yay , my sister's here again . 😑 😑 🔫 
you definitely earned a weirdness star , portland , but it's a good one . (@ portland international airport (p dx )) URL 
USERNAME i miss you too ! i was going to try and come up last week but then sandy happene d: ( 
what's the moves for the day though ? my parents just left me at the crib yet again . 😒 
let me find out my ex from middle school lives in hawaii 😏 
better not be at work when i get there 👊💥✨😴 😏 
everyones leaving for like 4 hours ... time to do what i do best 😏 
wishing law & order was on .. today wouldn't be so boring 😒 
USERNAME lol ... all i know is ..... well nevermin d; ) 
someone just called 78th street the .............. 😑 seriously ? 
words get old & annoying when people use it in everything they say . #yolo #ratchet #imsure 😒 
i just walked downstairs to find my brother johnny watching 😒 
plush green carpeting ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 31 others) URL 
what bestfriend just told me >.< .... me & her bout to have a long ass talk ! 
had intentions on speeding up this hill but i was behind the boys 😑 
it's a lovely feeling when you walk into work and there sits the district manager 😖 #fml #woohoo 
daang , errbody in rancho want some starbucks right now . 😏 
deciding whether to text someone first or not is the hardest ..... 😁 😣 
what to do today , options options options 😏 😏 
USERNAME don't call me alexandra . and thanks benny , i will ☺ my mom says 😒 
sitting so awkwardly . my tailbone isn't having it ! 😖 
stupid nails chipped . now i have to redo them . 😑 
USERNAME i didn't have to be at work until 11 :3 0 😐 i didn't have to rush you to move your truck after all lol #mybad 
hey arnold ! saturday morning cartoons ! #childhood #imawesome hahah >_< 
the water in my camelbak tastes like peanut butter #gross 
somebody go to haddonfield to get lunch or dinner with me later 😏 
USERNAME not funny 😑 my whole foot was covered in them 
whoever you are that keeps calling me and blocking your number , keep doing it so i can keep ignoring your call ... #rude 
USERNAME girrllaa lls nd tf is wit ur new name 😒 boy relax 
i just updated my iphone to ios 6 like 2 months ago & now i have to update it again to ios 6.0.1 now . 😒 apple is annoying me ! ! ! 
i don't want yo man , bc i got it like that 😏 
i just broke a nail ! i'm going to remain pissed until i make it to the nail shop ! 😣 
spotte d: live version of boo from monster's inc at the bookstore 
and u have the nerves to portray a real nigga ✋ 😒 
USERNAME lol real shit . i'm in bed w britt rachel and louise . why would i wanna get upp . 😏 
not showing until class 28, what is life ? 😒 
why is the mall so busy and its only 12 ? ! 😣 #gohome #ihateyou 
people please come to crazy tomato ! ! ! ! #bored #needmoney 😓 😴😤 
USERNAME that would be fun if i could actually get out of my bed 😒 🚫🍺 
USERNAME where do you go ? i'm getting my half sleeve done wednesday & i think it's gonna be a tough one since its gonna be on my bicep 😖 
first time i've ever gotten a bad cup of hot chocolate from dunkin 😒 
USERNAME no idk mo they're only on sale until sunday night 😖 😭 😭 💔 
and then we fuck all night until things get right 😏 
oh , arcadia , please stop sending me stuff to come to your open house 😣 
lunch time and isn't shit ii won't open yet 😏 👎 
are you trying to rape me sir ? 😏 #sketchy URL 
i'm not even nervous anymore , i just wanna get in d: 
mobbin up to p dx for some USERNAME and good times for my birthday . #letsgo 
i asked my mom to bring me some food back she come home with donuts >.< 
woke up at 6:45 had me a breakfast burrito a full talk mug of coffee just had me a red bull i'm wired 😳 😬 😏 
i think my brother was pulling my hair this morning 😣 
USERNAME looking good in yo avi idk about in person tho lol 😏 
fuck 45th i'm never going back over there 😂 😂 😂 😒 
USERNAME i eat cerial with a fork . spoons are so werid , mate . 😖 
i wonder if the girls won their championship 😏 😁 
fuck all these couples i see walking around this morning .. 😒 
i think i over use emojis .... 😏 yup i definitely do ! 
i love my baby , USERNAME so so much :) . he's my worl d: ) #soblessed 
parents needa hurry up & leave so i can leave too 😏 
damn been up since 7am n got home around 4 last night smh 😖 
the amount of times people told me and USERNAME that we remind them of the meatballs last night was just perfect #weknow 😏 👌 
USERNAME would this have happened if helen thomas was his biographer ? ? #eww 
😒 i'm gonna be so late to work thanks to my uncle choosing to take forever 
yo , the lady at waffle house charged me extra cuz she couldn't add 😒 
😑 😑 😑 😑 i don't have time for that lls 
number 72 on the fiel d; number 1 in my heart ! #rufootball USERNAME 
USERNAME the way you described it made you sound ignorant 😒 
byu brawl camera #2 , whoever the guy who cheap shotted the little dude , one wor d: sissy . URL 
getting ready for USERNAME #te dx rainier @ meany hall theater URL 
USERNAME 😣 all i wanted was food , but my mom eats everything 😡 
USERNAME no lol she's inside .. i'm waiting outside lls 😑 
woke up in a great mood which was of course short lived . thanks a lot 😒 
really appreciate the dentist insisting to use a drill in my mouth without novo cane . that was pleasant ... #thanks 😒 
happiness can be described in one wor d: denial . 
i need to get paid so i can get my christmas shopping done and out of the way . where's my money ? d: 
going to a community college for two years work my ass off and see if ucla would except me 😣 
i got hot sauce on my face and it's durning 😣 🔥 
the stuff i see at austin peay . why are they rims different 😒 ? @ castle heights residence hall URL 
i'm bout to just go to the mall by myself 😒 
my sister is a asshole , she doesn't appreciate shit .. that's the last time i'm doing something for her stuck up ass .. 😑 
(made with tweegram app) 🙇 😒 😂 @ class URL 
it's 12 o'clock .... what am i doing with me life . 😑 
brethren , i count not myself to have apprehende d: but this one thing i do , forgetting those things which are behind , and reaching forth unto 
wish i could free boob it every day for the rest of my life 😏 
at my first te dx conference ! #te dx fremont neal barnard ! yeay 
USERNAME indeed it will be more like madam trash heap and the compost pile then #gross #notapleasantexperience 
i'm so hungry 😖 someone bring me food . #pronto 🍕🎂🍰🍪🍮🍮🍩🍞🍦🍡🍳🍝🍟 
man i wish a bitch would .. 100 thousand dollar engine , i wish a bitch could ! 😏 
when you're havin the best dream ever and you wake up cause you have to pee .. 😒 
ayee it's time to #turnup tonight with my niggas ! imm back 👌 😏 
if you don't love or like me while i'm living don't fake like you miss me when i'm gone ! #simple ijs ! 😒 
people falling for the poor photoshop on his ship list . 😑 
was tryin to get some sweet potato pies but they're all out 😔 😒 
aaron and his friends are playing beer pong with buffalo sauces ! #yuck #sofunny #wheredotheygettheseideas USERNAME hahaha 
USERNAME hey why the freak did i not see you last night #rude 
people falling for the poorly photoshopped on sheldon's ship list . 😑 
USERNAME come over ... i'm watching the last three harry potter movies all day eating junk . i'm grounde d: ( 
i've woke up every single morning this week with a headache 😑 
people ask me and i have the same reply everytime ... would you put a bumper sticker on a bentley ? ok them 😒 
who's trying to hang out while i'm in puyallup ? 😏 
USERNAME after we write that article in the newspaper , guys might get an idea 😏 
trying to act tough is probably the hardest thing ever . 😏 
USERNAME fyi rt USERNAME drupal lms to replace moodle – sakai – instructure - blackboar d: URL 
my mom told me what she was getting me for christmas so she could get my approval . umm i may be older but i still want the surprise ... 😑 
if i didn't have a cell phone i would probably actually study and not just have my books out while i txt 😑 👎 
there is only two types of people in the worl d: me and peasants #lifeofaprincess 👑 
USERNAME good i get off at 2. so make sure it's before that 😏 
USERNAME ... i dont have comcast down here 😔 😫 😑 
it's never nothing to do in noxubee in the a . m . , y'all need to get tf up ! 😒 
lmfao rt USERNAME pops got mad because i yelled in the store #rude 
my sister & brother-in-law would be those rich bastards with a locked wifi & act like they don't know the password . 😒 😒 😒 i'm going home . 
of i fail this semester i'm going to sue twitter , facebook and instagram >_< 
making some bomb ass breakfast . sausage , eggs , hashbrowns , biscuits , & sautéed veggies on the side 😏 👍😁😁i love cooking😁 
there is nothing worse than being forced to watch michigan football #bored 
i knew i had to work at 5am yet still passed out without setting my alarm 😒 #lateagain #whatsnew 
headed south in search of the dream of the 90's #p dx 
so this is how my day is going so far .. 😐 #lockedout @ water works car wash URL 
USERNAME they're just lying cause they don't want to admit that artemis is better than everyone else #cockybitches 😏 
wtf ! how come it unretweeted the tweets i retweeted 😒 
USERNAME d: wah . do we have practice tuesday ? 
USERNAME hahah that's funny . no , i'm not a nazi 😏 
good crowd for #barcampchs4 . relate d: it's a gorgeous day to be in #chs (@ barcampchs w/ USERNAME USERNAME URL 
wtf why is it so windy ? ! 😑 💨 
the lady at the hair salon had some big ass titties and some big ass nipples ... like huge . had on no bra and a wife beater . 😏 
im stuck with a bunch of rookies at my job . thats not cool though 😒 
USERNAME shut up wesley . not every tweet is about you . 😒 
4 more yrs of a socialist gov omg no jobs ! ! ! ! ! #nasty 
joke's on you motherfuckers , my bed is 5 feet away from the fridge and all my foo d; ) 
living across from hayward field has its pros and cons . sucks being woken up early bc of an event 😣 
USERNAME i think that's what we're all excited to hear and why the big change d: 
all these raggedy kids at the museum right now ... messing up my vibe 😒 
i seriously just got the worst news in my whole entire life right now by text 😖 😤 😠 😡 😩 😭 😪 USERNAME 
andre had tree on him on friday -__- it was a lot too d: 
i get mad when i think about all the time i've wasted on stupid ass dudes 😑 " 
virchows tria d: stasis , hypercoagulabilty , vessel injury . #medtriads 
USERNAME wow . who knew joel did bathrooms . he's multi talented . 😏 haha 
exactly nothing wrong with white girls ! ! 😊 👍 😊 😏 
i hate when my sister tells me i look like a doll . 😠 😒 
the worst part about debate is sitting alone when everyone else actually has people on their team .. 😪 😖 
i was happier when i was on my vacation to mexico , i should've never came back ! i just got here to deal with other people's bullshit 😒 
i'm going to nandos tonight , i know i know you're all jealous 😏 
samters tria d: asthma , aspirin sensitivity , nasal polyps . #medtriads 
my engrade says i got an 100 for the fitz test yesterday , there clearly has been a mistake . . >.< lol 
spongebob: | ( • )( • ) | patrick: / ( • )( • ) \ squidwar d: ( (•)(•) ) plankton: | (•) | mr . krabs: |•||•| rt if can you see them ! 
USERNAME USERNAME sad indee d: ( nyc #momofuku was outstanding . this was a noodle assembly line . hopefully they can work out the kinks . 
clark is too legit .... USERNAME products 😏 👌👏 URL 
USERNAME i'll be your black pothead girlfriend . we can have some fun .. 😏 #justsaying 
my mom's mad because i want to be lazy 😖 i'd like to see her live these last couple of weeks . 
USERNAME you know what .. you make me lose my confidence 😑 
lmao shut up rt USERNAME make the money dnt let the money make you rt USERNAME work @ 2 😒 
i still can't get over the fact that the bus broke down . 😒 
USERNAME you were just playing such good music i couldn't control myself 😏 😂 
oh what a shame that you came here with someone 😏 
me in 5th perio d: maybe if i hit my head on my desk hard enough i'll die . USERNAME 
USERNAME genevieve and rhiannon have those . they call em their bria dolls because she's black 😒 
USERNAME no nigga i had a whole bunch this nigga just sleeps bought em wheel looks at it goes to sleep 😐 
frozen buns ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 27 others) URL 
well , i thought it was going to be a productive day . 😒 
lol ayee ! ! ! ! ! #beer #alcohol @ t dx manor URL 
sometimes i just want to punch you .. 😒 #bipolarprobz 
USERNAME me encanta tu trabajo somo mimi :-) en por ella soy eva :-) la vida es color de rosas , la vida es felicida d: -) 
not for the timi d: choc chip pancakes at totins diner URL 
the fact everyone and there mamas is saying now <<< ruined it for me 😒 stfu .. 
USERNAME haha prolly was ! haha she wants the >.< 3 
me & USERNAME stole dave's car last night he had no idea 😂 😏 
i regret trying to smoke ! >.< it was nothing special 
i have to wait to take a shower cuz they running the water in the kitchen sink witch would make my water cold 😒 😖 
s/o to USERNAME ( he a stranger now >.< ) but #follow #followhim #now . 
i have a fever and an ugly . gross . cough 😖 😒 😷 
- this man USERNAME just called me asap blacky . lmfao >.< 
sometimes what we think we want is not necessarily what we need .... and sometimes what we need is not what we want ... lesson learned 😒 
why do i feel like i have a hangover and i didn't even drink last night 😒 
the only good thing about losing my voice . my mom can't bitch at me , cause she knows i can't answer 😐 
USERNAME hm . it seems to me as if you just want him to stick around .. ? >.< if that'll make you feel better then yeah (: 
nigga got the faking downtown , 😒 😒 team handled them 
USERNAME 😒 that sounds terrible . move a muscle change a thought . #forward 
and that i was being sung to .. 😔 😣 💔 
so it’s all confirme d: toronto to san francisco to vancouver to beijing to seoul to tokyo to toronto all in one trip . and then to cancun . 
that awkward moment when a girl ignores your message 😏 😒 
USERNAME i tried to ask you about this party in your inbox but it won't let me send it 😒 
i wonder what will happen if i don't go ... hmm ? 😏 lol 
fuck being a female ...... currently at least . 😣 
i feel so gross i just want to go home and take a shower & nap like this morning never happened . 😣 
USERNAME 16 years of soccer experience makes me qualifie d; ) how are you daltonator ? 
USERNAME aside from the wvu mountaineers jersey , u seem cool 😏 🙀 
we're gonna skate to one song , and one song only . 😏 
long lines at starbucks<<<< #notcool #ineedcoffee 😖 😩 😠 😤 
can someone suggest me some good mecha anime ? even the basics are appreciate d: 
where did the word go ? ? that faded out soo quick 😏 imma bring it back ! 😄 
very excited to be attending #te dx sf today . #nerd 
i think i get so sassy when i drink tht it makes me wake up with a headache 😖 💊💊❌🍻❌🍹❌🍷❌❌🍺 
USERNAME i would just like you to know that i love you but i hate you . #havefun 😐 #jkiloveyou 
damn ! that shit just bugged me tf out ! tremors in knoxville nshit 😳 😦 😯 😐 
#georgia billboar d: lust will drive you to hell . 
im still mad at myself cos i didnt get to say goodbye 😔 😣 
USERNAME oh goodness that's so true . ill take pictures if her for you is she cries 😏 
an earthquake just shook the hell out of my house ! d: haha 
officially christmas timee at gsp . 😔 😒 #tooearly #iwantsummerbackplease 
working when all u wanna do is lay in bed and sleep<<< headache , tummy ache , sad moo d: ( 
looks like my sister's giving herself head .. awk . #ew USERNAME URL 
waking up with 21 messages from nick ... 😒 #tootiredtoread 
me: who is this my guy frien d: it's brittney bitch *deep voice* 
what the hell ! i woke up and am missing a contact d: what happened ? 
victoria no longer has our secret ! ! such a disgrace to our native american heritage ! ! USERNAME #mytruth #disgusted #disrespectful 
too many cats in this house for my liking ... 😒 
yo why did i never get my car insured i ask myself this shit everyday ! ! 😐 
i used to think i was short . then i met two of my best friends . 😏 😄 
very uncomfortable ! can't believe i slept like this . 😒 😔 
i can't believe USERNAME is missing this informative safety meeting ! #ugh #boring 
USERNAME oh so you can make other plans but can't go with me ? 😒 
#te dx rainier ! ! ! ! (@ meany hall theater w/ USERNAME URL 
i need iron transfer paper so i can make shirts 😒 
you get angry at me for sniffing when your just fucking #disgusting #annoyed #bipolarr 
USERNAME USERNAME i forgot the cookie dough at school . 😔 😒 😪 
well maybe it's good i can't get the game on wifi 😏 
i really want to see charlie st . cloud , but i guess i'll be cheering 😒 
the relationships i have now are the only true ones ive ever ha d; they're the only ones that ever stayed . 
USERNAME when i'm bored i eat 😏 ill text you if i do ! 
my mom said her new car makes her look like she's in the secret service and she thinks she's pretty hot stuff 😒 must be nice 
all of my family is at cali right now and i'm missing out 😣 
im going to get out of bed and make hot chocolate for me and me only since no one else is up d: 
i'm so mad i lost my bow playing man hunt last night 😒 
why do i have to work doubles when it's like the most beautiful day i've seen in weeks ? ! 😣 
this week my moms been cooking . i'm a bit apprehensive about this . 😣 
last night i had my first celebration of the season . best time of the year . #p dx beergeeks (celebration ale (2012)) URL 
finally a saturday off && it feels so good ! ! ha ! waking up to a tamale & warm coffee , thanks momma ! i sure will miss her when i move out ! 😒 
“lthe most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you , it is when you don’t understand yourself 😐 
going to take a nap & then going out tonight 😏 
just because she di d; you swear i'm cheating . why must i do time for another girls crime ? 
in the end . it doesn't even matter ! 😒 
i wasn't ready for football season to end ! ! ! ! /: 😖 
i always look like a crack whore after a night of drinking 😐 
woke up with 15 text messages ... not one of them made much sense . it was drunk text miranda night for sure . appreciate it 😑 
USERNAME why don't i get any drunk texts from you 😭 😢 😣 😨 
i still have a tan line from constantly having a ponytail on my wrist in the summer . 😒 
my zodiac readings are always completely spot on ! ! 👌 😏 
i hate falling asleep on people i actually wanted to talk to 😒 . 
i love how you only text me on the weekends to see if i'm going out 😒 
rt USERNAME it's the ground game , stupid ... jim messina and brian jones break down what happene d: URL 
what is going on with this weather ? ! it's gross ! 😣 ❌☔ 
they all want what she's got . so damn #thirsty . 😒 
i can't wait til this semester is over and i don't have to wake up for school every saturday 😒 
why does mucus have to taste like cum , every time i cough it up i feel like i am throwing up a blow job #nasty #sorrytobeblunt #notcool 
idk how people can just wake up and eat so much .... #gross 
#it #job in #laurel , m d: java developer at cybercoders URL #cybercoders #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
it pisses me off when people act as if they care and it's pretty obvious that they don't . bitch , you need to work on your acting skills . 😏 👎 
i hope our #gmen win today , bc if not 😑 . . . 
why did you favorite it if you can't see what it says 😏 😏 
really don't got time to b a different nigga every year , that's why i was still here 😖 
confirme d: 4.3 magnitude quake at 11:08 cdt centered 13 minutes west of whitesburg , kentucky . definitely felt here in cookeville . tn . 
after we finish .. she can't walk 😏 ..... run , or jump like a white man ! lmao😈 
to d: if you are obese , put the fork down . 
haven't seen USERNAME in over two weeks 😔 😢 😭 😐 💔 
USERNAME i hate it when that happens ! ! #hateit 
hi i'm denise . this is tonyvivio we are constipated . hi denise hi tony . 😖 💩 @ mgm grand hotel & casino URL 
i have no doubt that if a costumer is mean to me today i'll cry . i really that emotional today . 😣 
my family having a gathering today 😏 😏 😏 can't wait to see everybody 
my sister has to hurry up in the bathroom >.< 
now that's a two-way street , ya know 😒 😁 
gotta go see USERNAME before i get my world of cussing 😒 
idk if i should be an ndn and check out the pow , or stay in town and look for some shoes for me & greg . 😒 
i'm so official all i need is a whistle 😏 
ohh damn , its almost 10 and i havent ate and i needa start getting ready >.< 
i just can't start drinking at midnight . i have to start way earlier than that . #sorry either start at 8-10pm or not drink at all . 😒 
i love when my mom won't text me back 😒 
“USERNAME open threa d: a metaphor for obama's america URL even the animal kingdom knows it sucks ! 
“USERNAME my white girl shoes according to USERNAME URL those shoes are ugly 😒 
i just wanna cuddle and watch movies all day ! #sleepy #bored #comecuddlewithme 
my brother is the worst person to talk to about my car problems 😒 
going to see where my brother is getting marrie d: ) 
how dare my mom leave me home alone with someone so abusive like my brother d: 
#youknowyouretiredwhen you fall asleep brushing your teeth . 😑 yeaah , #ineedsleep 
maybe i could have a business like that 😯 😯 😏 😏 
USERNAME i know huh ! 😒 you got school monday ? 
that dream was kinda ..... not what i wanted . ! ! 😐 😢 
USERNAME yea yea thanks for throwing staples all over my room 😒 
stop washing my window , i'm eating here #rude URL 
this is the time where i need my grandmother & no one else ! she takes great care of me when i'm dealing with this ! 😒 😔 
i think it's time for a new pair of boots 😏 
ang lamig ! ! ! ! i have my thermal , jacket , pj's and socks on . hahahaha ! 😐 
my house is always loud asf in the mornings 😑 
earthquake ? da fuck .. ? i just wanna sleep ! 😖 😲 #hungover 
good thing you don't have to deal with that 😏 
hate it when i make plans like 5 days in advance , only to be cancelled on the night before 😐 
#te dx sf oh yeah . (at mission bay conference center) — URL 
da d: it's okay if you don't wanna drive i'm gonna drive you to and from college #lol 
i guess i'll do the tt #mention20goodlookingpeopleontwitter but too bad i only see like a couple guys on my twitter really good looking . 😏 
if you weren't invited to sidney's party tonight ..... don't be that guy 😑 
what sleeping in my contacts did >.< oh well , nothing eye drops won't fix . USERNAME URL 
when violinist couldn't describe what she was doing wrong he sai d: 
i walked into two spider webs walking to the store . 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME great fin d; very interesting ! 
i don't even like listening to lil reese ! 😒 
just passed up on a pair of jeans i really wanted 😒 #beingresponsiblesucks 
i think it's time to put my headphones on now 😒 
i just want my own place >_< now ! ! ! 
present to volunteer/live tweet for USERNAME through 4 pm . follow #te dx rainier ! you ? :) (@ meany hall theater) URL 
lil mama ... is blowing me right now with her stubbornness 😒 
seeing someone && them acting like you were never in their life << 😒 😞 
the amount of food i eat with in the past 24 hours disgusts me 😖 😷 probably more than i've eaten all week ... #gross 
USERNAME explains why you haven't been answering me . #rude 
uhm , people say they felt a lil earthquake ? d: 
this girl needs beaten ..... with a cactus 🌵 #freshman #cactustotheface 😑 😐 
wishing all those #te dx rainier attendees a great day ! sounds like a great time . #getedumacated 
sometimes i wish i had a girl i could smoke with; i'm always smoking with my babes buds . gets ol d: after a while 😞 #straightup 
4$ turkey & cheese with a soda , only in the hood 😏 lol delicious tho 
i hear you like to squirt , might lick it up 😏 
figuring how out how to talk to you is hard 😣 
i've never been so nervous for a game ! 😖 
my dad is so weird he told me to go outside while it was hailing and catch the hail in my mouth 😑 
figuring out how to talk to you first is hard 😣 
your gonna be a father soon .. man up . #indirecttweet #ihateyou 😒 
now i see the depth in how you care . 😏 
beautiful day outside & you wanna go to the movies ? 😒 #cool 
to go shopping , or not to go shopping .. ? 😐 
my ankle is def swollen from soccer 3 days ago . i'm not as tough as i once was 😒 
nervous abs scared to wrestle i'm going lose but i'm nervous someone make me not nervous and scared 😣 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
i ain't feel no ground move . y'all be trippin' .... 😒 
hockey all weeken d= busy little chillys USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #chillysimback #jodywilsoneverybody #stef 
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bitches honkin outside my window interrupting my plans to sleep all day . #rude #takeyourhonkselsewhere 
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when my brother gets mad when he doesn't make a goal playing fifa is annoying 😒 
i met the nicest/funniest black couple today . made my day and they made me look so good ! ! ! ! yayy for dicks sporting goods 😒 
need to get up and shower . but i have a feeling when i do my parents are gonna get home and wanna go eat ... 😏 #myluck 
fuck that new girl that you like so ba d; she's not so crazy like me , i bet you like that . 
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USERNAME its a done deal . hahaha shit ima be an abuser d: 
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i can't date a girl who doesn't wanna go to ua football games w me 😒 
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was gonna hit the lofts tonight ... then i found out you was goin . i just might spit on you if i see you 😒 
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i don't do the whole friend thing , you would think they would've learned that by now 😒 
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good morning te dx rainier ! @ uw: meany hall URL 
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USERNAME 😒 plz .. . atleast u don't have to wear makeup to look half way decent 
my mom is in a bad moo d; just like every morning on the weekends ! ! ugh . 
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did my first delivery today and guess who got lost trying to find the underpass thing to hampton inn ? 😒 
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...... as soon as he gets off work . 👎 😒 
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i lied , i've been over him just didn't wanna tell him . cause i'm a baby 😏 
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spilled about a thousand expensive coffee beans all over my kitchen floor and my brothers & i cleaned it all up before my dad got home 😏 👌 
i don't like it when i get in my mood . cause then i don't feel like talking to anyone 😒 
it's only 11:46 and i'm already craving chipotle . 😏 😋 
graduation is such a drag -.- but it's my moms fault for being a procrastinator d; < 
'this is to have succeede d: to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived . ' - r . w . emerson 
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when sam makes fun of me an the way i talk on the phone <<< 😖 😫 😠 
don't feel like working right now ! ! ! ! 😒 
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the day so far has been a complete piece of shit 😒 
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love is patient; love is kin d; love is not envious or boastful . + corinthians 13:4 
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te dx rainier ! (@ meany hall theater w/ 26 others) URL 
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the homies tried to say that #oomf was a slide fuck outta here she the only one i want 😒 
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no one believes me 😖 😒 my foot is broken bitches 
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let you know how the food is stay tune d; ) 
falling asleep n i still have 4 more hours 😣 
i just let a guest use my new iphone 5 😐 #hospitality 
twitter , instagram , and facebook all make me depressed . 😐 ✌ 
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got my learning pants on and i'm ready to go ! #te dx rainier USERNAME (@ meany hall theater w/ USERNAME [pic]: URL 
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going to 1000 tailgates with your parents and not knowing anyone <<< #boring 
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was gonna tweet something pretty harsh ... had to stop myself 😐 
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USERNAME just gotta find a day she will take me 😒 
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true frien d: someone who will be there for you matter what . god knows me and this @ ferry pass middle school URL 
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maybe i'll get some studying done at work tonight 😒 
just texted every friend i have to ask what they were doing tn ? got zero answers back 😐 😐 
my mom just pissed me off ! ! ! i told her to be here at 12:45, she assured me she was gonna be on time , but come outside her ass not here .. 😒 
so hungry i could chew my arm off right now 😐 🍕 
shitt . i always forget to check my schedule at work 😒 lol 
am i better off dea d; am i better off a quitter ? they say i'm better off now than i ever was with her . 
da d: i turn around to scowl , but… it’s a little girl . #confused 
its no fun when the trends stay the same >.< 
nothing cuter than seeing a parking full of cars with delta decals 😏 
burnt my tongue so bad on hot chocolate 😐 😔 
i'm gonna beg my mom to take me shopping today 😏 
these scars may be the death of me . #ew 
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USERNAME it's the weekend ! ! sleep is for the weak 😒 
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if you smoke cigarettes , i judge you . #notevensorry #disgusting 
i don't know how ill survive once pumpkin goes out of season 😐 
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USERNAME thought i'd ad d: people you see in dreams are representations of your personality , even though they appear to be someone else . 
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USERNAME bitch you make me do that all the time when i eat at your place 😒 
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da d: it's cold this morning me:it's pretty warm to me d: wtf m:lancaster is 49 imagine being wet and cold wind blowing all the time 
well i'm glad we cleared that up for everyone . 😏 
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when you're at someone else's house and they're all skabshdjdmdk >>>>>> the tension is soo poopy d; 
angela's da d: angela stop fucking talking , i'm making diana laugh . i am funny . 
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i'm really really craving pho or carne asada fries ..... 😏 
all i need is 4 blacks , a rello , and some ravioli's to take to the party and im goo d; * 
this mfer always tweet when his phone about to die 😒 👎 
i'm honestly saving up until christmas and boxing day , no spending ! ! 😒 
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re d: cranberry , green: pistachio , brown: s'mores , and orange: pumpkin . so excited . @ incredibly delicious URL 
after a night of drinking nothing but pbr's , all i want is a giant fucking cheeseburger 🍔 😒 #hungoverandhungry 
gotta swallow my pride & just make this call 😩 😖 😞 😣 #slowlydyinginside 
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USERNAME it's not ! time to tear apart my room to find it 😒 
whoevers trying to party with me and my girls tonight hmu only if you and your group is singlle #holla 😏 
when my dads calls me and says send me some picture of what you want for christmas ill get you some extra #donttellmom will do da d: ): ) 
someone facetime me right now . i'll give you a sneak peak of robin hood ;) #iphone #facetime #theatre #bored 
mommie asking can i watch jay what happen to asking if i was doing anything or had plans 😒 
baby when i tell you my mom really played me this time .... and then had another lady answer the phone cause she knew i was fenna cut up 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME she was tryna kill me lol and y'all thought it was funny 😒 ha but thank you 
USERNAME you couldn't even text me back lastnight , i don't even wana hear all that 😒 
so i keep hearing that some of these jasper guys are actually smartt #curious 😏 
hey uh the camel called it wants his toe back 😂 😒 🐫👟 
i think i am just gonna stay home today >.< 
i hate when people litter .. 🚮 <<< this is not that difficult .. 😒 #lazy #dirty 
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USERNAME your living a lie d: jesus can help you 
went on a shopping spree for black slacks for work . 100 dollars later .. 😒 
#1 deadliest food , never eat this foo d: URL 
now playing in my hea d: beside you in time -nin 
USERNAME i thought u were talking about a tattoo lmaoo i don't like bowling 😒 😒 😒 😒 
cousins basketball game then seattle ! then portland on monday d: )) #happy #newjob #gettinmoney 
da d: this hispanic guy that works for me doesnt understand a word you say , but just agrees to everything . 
my ear is starting to hurt ..... i better not be getting an ear infection 😣 
USERNAME hes my date to this girl sweet 16 . . . but he gotta attitude && ion know if istill want it to be him . >_< 
spotte d: horrible haircut ! what is this ? ! URL 
USERNAME USERNAME i mean you can come if you want ... butt uhh ill text you 😏 
behold , children are a gift of the lor d; the fruit of the womb is a reward . (psalm 127 :3 ) 
so my mom went to fridays , smh 😒 😩😫 
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i felt my room shaking , then run to my mom and said earthhquaakkee , she had no idea what i was talking about .. #cool 😒 
kat is not impressed 😒 🍺 USERNAME USERNAME ron_welt_begriff @ houligan's URL 
free downloa d: full crate & fs green - mixing october 2012 - URL #mixingmonthly 
ugly people that think there the baddest shit aggravate me >_< 
my mom just woke up to tell me she had a dream that i was dating justin bieber 😒 
i'm ready to do something ..... but i have no friends 😒 
who wanna text me ? nobody ? ok cool 😖 
is it weird to listen to christmas music now ? i am 😏 #lol #dontcare 
working on a saturday then flying home to wake up at 6am and run 6.55 miles with the corporate office .. what a weekend ! 😒 
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USERNAME oh so funny why don't you just become a comedian 😏 
post something different , everyone posts that shit every fkn day . 😒 
having someone that works in mcdonald's that has a crush on you has its perks 😏 
' ugh why tf is he in my tl >.< 
when your dad runs into #oomf 's mom at walmart and they have a 30 minute conversations about us .. 😁 😑 😳 
shopping with my brojay , since my parents have left us in new york to go to our cousins boat party which i can't go to 😒 
family weeken d; let's go rams ! ! #ramfan #mom #wecute #iphone #igers #picoftheday #scruff @ jack coffey field URL 
USERNAME i don't know who gets me higher you or my dope boy . 😏 💨 
my throat hurts when i wake up . always . 😒 
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why is everyone waking me up , i'm just trying to sleep in 😒 👎 
don't bite your lip . i wanna do that . 😏 
orr , don't text back . i guess i'll be fine . 😒 😔 💔 
my body's stretching and im getting little stretch marks >.< 
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damn .. missed the morning practice >.< .. stupid alarm didn't go off t-.-t 
2 more weeks then back to work 😭 . i should've taken 6 months off instead of 3 😐 
more job hunting today ! i need more monies ! >_< 
don't move now . just keep em up in the air . dx ck so good , she think i'm fxckin her bare ! 
well just laying in bed i guess ...... 😒 😡 😒 😡 
i seriously better be moved into my new house before christmas 😒 
aww and i still haven't seen her 😑 rt USERNAME my daughter is going to be 3 in 4 days 😱 
nerdd ? i prefer the term intellectual badass 😂 😏 👏 
i hate when i shave and then get goosebumps right after . 😒 
ijust saw USERNAME ☺ but she didnt wave back 😒 
hopefully my grandma gives me money cause i dont wanna be home on a saturday >.< 
got a little happier just because this song came on pandora 😏 URL 
USERNAME i wanna wear your jean vest can i d; ? 
hooww is the line always soo long at chipotle ? ! ! ! <<< #thatshitidontlike 😁 😔 😒 👎 
but that's ok . it wouldn't matter anyways . 😒 
my school was playing all good throwbacks and eminem and now they changed it back to the same 20 song station they okay every single day . 😐 
USERNAME well that's always good i'm glad to here that ! and well thank you it is going alright :) , sorry late response d: 
made my boyfriend a badass breakast (chocolate chip pancakes with strawberries on top and scrambled eggs) & he still wont wake up ! bitch 😒 
#thisbitch in front of me has broken break lights . 😒 👊💢 
fw d: this one girl is wearing a red headband , red jacket , red shirt & red shoes . she looks like a tampon 
4 foot ladder won't get you in this truck , when i turn my lights on its like the sun coming up 😏 
niggas ain getting money but they got an opinion #swervenigga 😏 
i have so many parts in the wedding omg >.< 
i can here my next door neighbor's getting it in >.< ! 
like every tiny thing has been irking me for the past few days . anything that happens or is said to me , i'm just like 😒 about everything . 
USERNAME noo 😏 i'm gonna just take it online . i needed sleep 💤 
chronicles i 16 :3 4 give thanks to the lord , for he is goo d; his love endures forever . 
USERNAME USERNAME i was just thinking that 😒 😒 #thefuckk 
house party 2nite starts @ 9pm $3 b4 11pm den $5 liquuor will be provide d; bt still bring yur own ! 
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USERNAME i bet , i miss you :( i can't see your emoji tho , i don't have an iphone anymore d: 
if you gon be gay just be gay . i don't like when men start acting like women and vice versa . you changed lifestyles not genders ! so chill 😒 
playing the 🎻 for you because you're absolutely pathetic . 😑 😒 
so i have an extra pass to the wedding if you're intereste d: b 
and gues what he payed me gues… :d wrong d:< 5$ -__- 
homeward bound after an awesome little trip . (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 25 others) URL 
activated my fb and i got it confused with tumblr ... it doesn't surprise me 😒 
the day i actually come church there's nowhere 2 sit ! 👎 😑 i tried 
USERNAME USERNAME well you don't wait till i get outta work . mean friend 😖 haha 
i just told you i have homework i'm doing and you come home and blast the music 😒 
frien d: i swear , these british boy bands are so much better than 1d ! me: URL 
the last thing i want to be doing is writing this paper on this beautiful day 😒 #iwanttobeoutside 
why did wake up with my whole body hurting today 😣 😖 
cuz like ... ponylegs is following me but not her bf d: 
noise-riding: ride on conversations (rea d: big news stories) that you know will be happening and share them in a diff way . #nampc 
getting ready for work , put on random pants i haven't worn in months , check pockets , find $7 😏 . could this be a start of a good day ? 
almost no point of shaving your legs in the fall/winter , hair grows back so fast ! ! ! 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME -___- i texted your bitch ass you said yo then i get no really after my reply .. ehh ! ! ! makes sense 😑 
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does this little really have a cell phone 😐 she looks like she 7 years old 
USERNAME noo k baa mi mama nacio de eso; >.< 
i can't believe i'm watching the gator game . #ew 
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andd the vacuum is on , no more sleep 😑 
so hungry but i'm scared to eat #dontwannathrowup #wah #ew #hungover 
USERNAME one small change can cause a chain reaction , apparently 😒 
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i like talking to people in person way more than texting 😐 
don't wear new socks to podiatrist ..... when you take your socks off you're going to have madd new sock lint everywhere ! ! ! ! #gross 
i still don't understand these young dudes wearing the skin tight jeans . they might as well put on leotards 😏 
if we're related and i see you out , don't be rude and just walk by without saying anything . that's so shady . it makes me soo mad . 😒 
people be thirsty to put a picture on a social network . don't take a picture of me unless i approve it first 😒 that stuff is permanent . 
#te dx rainier opening speaker james arnold taylor . great opening talk . @ meany hall theater URL 
cops are the biggest boner killers for house parties 😒 
overhear d: for some/just look in the mirror . come , join us #nwsa2012 jr ballroom 3 
USERNAME wat you get me for my birthday ? 😏 
why doesn't mom wang to tell me where she is ? 🔍 😒 
n0tice d: blek le rat , nick walker and shepard fairey artwork on show at free shoreditch ... - tnt mag ... URL #streetart 
someone facetime me right now . i'll give you a sneak peek of robin hood ;) #iphone #facetime #theatre #bored 
i feel like i lost my best friend .. oh wait .. 😞 😣 😖 
i hate when my tshirt sleeves get all rolled up in my hoodie 😒 
USERNAME so then why would you even tell me you were coming to philly ? that's just #rude . 
USERNAME lol i was jk , but yeah when i text her she usually never receives them if there longer than one sentence 😑 
“USERNAME voter frau d: obama won %108 of registered voters in ohio county: URL 
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USERNAME it was even at my house .. 😒 #dick 
eachh fuckin second i get mad nd more fuckin madd >_< 
i just hate how the whole media will be like beliebers are always the bad ones . >.< 
not only did this cat steal my swag he took my book idea too ! ! ! 😑 @ the book table URL 
i would really enjoy if i could stay on my couch and watch netflix all day ... 😑 
oomf can never keep a job ... mainly because she's too lazy #smh 😔 😒 
USERNAME ha ! when u don't have a job there's a lot u can do with that 25$ 😏 
whenever i go to a buffet , i never eat anything . 😑 
USERNAME i know :( just in time for the weekend 😒 stupid bipolar weather is probably the cause 
USERNAME well i'm not allowed to go to la or wherever that's happenin .... and i'm not seeing you tuesday either .. ilife sucks 😑 
now we in compton for our family breakfast even tho i don't want to be here 😒 
when you find some blood on your finger even though there's no cut or anything on ur hand and you have no idea where it came from ! >.< 
goodmorning ☀gotta crazy ass headache 👎 😣 @ lefevre hall URL 
just serenading USERNAME with my voice of a straight angel 😏 👼 
scratch ice plex last night . going tonight . merp . it's going to me cold ! 😖 🏂 
USERNAME i miss you man ! d: we gotta hang out soon ! 
going to see my sisters bf rope today ! #cowboy . i want a cowboy ! d: 
hitting this party tonight out here in nyc ! ! imma show em how jersey do it ! ! 👋 😎 😏 
if you don't respond to my good morning with at least a good morning #rude #badmanors haha 
i hate when im going crazy looking for my phone when is on my hand >.< # rns 
the fact that i didn't se papifalcao at work <<< #sadtweet 😣 😕 😔 👎 
USERNAME USERNAME good luck with that makaila ... i once wanted a nickname , now all he calls me is white 😒 
my joints are fucked up man , they always cracking and shitt 😒 
i'm never going to get a job thanks to my mom . 😡 😒 
USERNAME thank you . i try my best to ruin the moo d: ) 
so much for alex getting off work at 1. 😒 
oomf saw the tweet i wrote about her and rt it .-. i didnt expect that iis all awkward now d; 
i hate when i go to look at someone's instagram and it's blocked 😒 😠 
USERNAME it don't get any worse than that 😖 i feel your pain 
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overhear d: there are poc deinvesting/deinvested from the white space ! #nwsa2012 jr ballroom 3 
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he known to act a donkey on the camel toe 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME i'd love that 50-100 you're about to spen d; ) 
i hate being under a dryer >_< be hot as ' f . 
i'm too white for this . damn . i don't know what the fuck you say half the time 😒 
how come the ones that always wanna hangout with me , can't drive ? 😐 
all i want to do right now is cuddle in his arms and fall a sleep ... cause i'm tired and not feeling goo d: -( 
now it seems like a competition to see who is the better bitch 😒 
8 more days and i start nursing school ! ! whoop ! excited >.< 
when you find money in your pocket 😳 😳 👉👉💰💴💵💷💷💳💸👈👈 😳 😳 i am the boss . i payed myself . 😎 😏 
back to work in a couple hours 😒 had a great few days off ! ! 
USERNAME i have my cartilage done . i meant your belly button . lol d; 
i guess you can call this morning , that makes it even better 😏 
gotta go to apple real quick .... im in there every other week 😒 
USERNAME omg .. our song :o its a sign ! we needa hang out d: URL 
why do i have to work with all these college football games on 😐 
i hate going to the barbershop when it's crowded >_< 
USERNAME a little bump never hurt anyone 😒 😒 😒 💊💉💣🔫 
bump bump , bump bump , bump bump ... all the way down 40 😒 
come see USERNAME for yuh hurr did . (except for one person 😒 ). mine looks awesome so far ! ! ! ! pictures when she's completely done ! 
USERNAME how am i fucking up ? d; and ayee that was supposed to be cute :c i mean teddy cus u know you hug your teddys tight~.~ 
i hate when people chew with there mouth open 😷 😖 
5 things to know this weeken d: veterans parade , volleyball benefit , steel horse URL via URL 
me: dad me and kaitlan are going to ride horses . da d: riding what ? they ain't nothing to play with . USERNAME 
at the library studying for a test on a saturday 😐 
i wish me & oomf didn't get into that big fight cause i wanna chill with her she's like the same exact person as me 😒 
too many men asking me how i'm doing at sheetz #ew 
if you kick a soccer ball barefooted & it hurts your kicking it wrong bro⚽ 😏 
rain just blew me , was supposed to go to the studio ! ! >_< 
USERNAME so we won too 24-14 c; #suckit we'll see who goes into the second round 😏 
watching live stream of #te dx rainier today , URL #seattle 
mom take me driving .. 😠 . #bored #please 🙏🙌 
the aftermath of two birthdays #ucr # reinsta vnv88 mateorush90 stefanie d8 8 #ciroc @ sterling highlander URL 
this place is makin me homesick 😖 @ steel city pizzeria URL 
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues . 😒 
i just wanna stay in my cozy warm bed , but i have to get ready for work in an hour 😑 
i feel so lonely without my phone , smh 😔 😒 😩😫 
overhear d: all of us are different/there is not a center anymore ! disagree ? join us #nwsa2012 jr ballroom 3 
USERNAME you just take a picture and send it to someone and they can only see it a few seconds 😐 
hi . need coffee . (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 26 others) URL 
ended up paying $7 anyways but at chipotle 😁👯👯 😏 
my dad toll my phone away from me for a hour ... 😒 😠 
USERNAME i'm sorry ! and i probably have to babysit jenna tonight instea d: ( of course 
i'm the best sister and daughter ! ! ! 😏 
i dnt wanna put on clothes >_< my couch screams don't leave keep ur ass on me 
people are too blind to see what good they got in front of them 😑 
apparently i really i've been tryin to kill 2 for a good 10 minutes & just can't catch em . 😏 #annoyed 
how is everyone already tailgating . i just woke up . #woodsie 😐 
soo i had this dream about #oomf & someone else it was the worst >.< cause both of them were my ex's 
USERNAME , the fat nigga took this of me >.< 
USERNAME lmao well let a nigga know when you find someone 😏 
USERNAME lol ya hobos that falls under you 😏 lmao 
the hogs can't get it done in the red zone today . 😒 
USERNAME ohh better be workin' on it . hmm ... 😒 
when my teacher writes columbia instead of colombia-,- i would love to slap him >.< learn is colombia not columbia ! 
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achievement unlocke d: paid with USERNAME wallet at USERNAME also , i'm at starbucks . (@ starbucks) URL 
hey ref , where's your phone ? because you definitely missed a call . 🏈🏈 😐 
i really need to eat some tho , stomach hurting like crazy .. 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME things i have to listen to when the power is out 😒 
now i want some pizza hut wings soo bad ! ! thanks USERNAME 😒 
USERNAME getting ready to hang out ! ! ! ! :) love this girl and little me lela ! ! ! ! :) #bored #playing on twitter once again 
why are the cupstackers so sweaty ? and why do they insist on not wearing shoes .. ? #disgusting #helpme 
understan d: people feel more superior to the person whose actions they can predict . 
i can't wait to buy my ps3 ! ! ! =) ) #fifa #residentevil #guitarhero #nba #callofduty are the must have games for me . mayb many more . 😏 
mama&ha frnd tlkn abt they sex lifes &hw they gne get it tonight -____- #gross 
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USERNAME ki d: mom , why did auntie name our cousin rose ? mom :c uz she likes flowers . ki d: what do you like ? mom: richard , stop asking questions 
i want to go to moe's so bad tonight . someone take me out to dinner 😏 
#lincoln USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME to quote rexree d: run , don't walk , to see daniel , sallyf , cast amazing ! 
you know you're getting old when you look at housing decor and kitchen supplies when you go into a store . 😑 
i just saw ducktails in nyc . 😒 😒 😒 
keith and terry left 😁 but they will be back at 2 😒 
whoops . that was suppose to be a text . ah well 😏 
just made my own of pizza rolls , bagel bites , and mac and cheese bites . #fatasstatus . 😏 
USERNAME i wanna go but i don't want to get up and get ready ! 😑 
USERNAME she was yelling at me to kiss her in her own language 😏 
just really getting up , might gin make that trip up 316, if moms dont get off earlier #bored 
here we go ! te dx sf :) (@ te dx sf) URL 
loosing my wallet/id on election day sucke d; loosing replacement credit card on 1st day of activation sucks even worse ! ! ! #drunkendebauchery 
i wish i had someone to go places and have fun with .. #foreveralone lmaoo 😒 
for those who are struggling: amazing speech by jenni sigler on #findingyourself #te dx vt 
>_< besides my sister tho . she pulls it off ;b 
spending my saturday taking a test 😐 i can think of so many better things to do with my time . 
im readdy leave soon & sh knocked tf out still 😁 😒 
#sometimesiwonder why some people will use the rest room and won't flush it #disgusting 
nobody in my house is happy with florida right now 😣 
USERNAME fuck yeah dude im likee soo full >.< my sister was pushing me out the bench ahaha x) 
USERNAME yup 😒 i cant go tonight . we should all try sunday night . i will be back then & i can bring tanner & zavier again ! 
who the hell am i kidding i hate the mornings .. fuck all you 😑 tt 
frien d: can i see tour phone . ? me: *shows phone* friend : *grabs phone* me:*snatches phone* see with your eyes not your hands . ! -.- 
i cannot pee if someone is standing next to me #hateit 
my da d: you can always hang out with buddy and missy . ok 
#nowplaying never getting back together by #taylorswift 😌 😁 😏 😊 😃 ☺ 
good grades , you were the one that got awaayy 😒 
those tereaki buffalo wild wings i had last night were disgusting ! ! 😖 😠 
USERNAME USERNAME d: todo es culpa mía ? ? ? ? ? ? 
it's cold and i don't wanna get out of bed 😑 😏 🙈 
tht awkward moment whn someone asks me how i stay in shape 😐 
they don't taste nothing like the chinos tereaki chicken 😒 
everyone kept blowing me up last night but now won't answer me now eww fuck guys then 😒 
i just made your toilet water green ..... 😏 hahah ! USERNAME 
USERNAME i'll keep you posted on my travel plans but at the very least an aperitivo on the 22n d: -) 
you have a relationship . and i don't . #how 😑 
USERNAME , he probably in there beating off to my picture >.< 
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i wish i went to alabama so i could get drunk and yell roll tide all the time .. 😏 
i have never had a headache this bad before 😫 😖 
... i'll never ride this one >_< 2nd one i sit out for lol @ doctor doom's fear fall URL 
USERNAME alright as long as relationship is safe 😑 #stillreconsidering 
omg . there's christmas movies showing on tv already 😐 👊👊 #shootme 
when i decide to show up , i'll definitely show up . just wait 😏 
omg this girl needs a nap if i am going to make it to this party . 💤💤 😑 
how come all these guys from falls want the d , but nobody from ridge wants me ? d:< #weird #nobutseriously 
the awk moment when you say you wanna drink ketchup #eww 
hate it when mom after i eat you want anything else no mom i am full ! 😐 
admitted students day= we're eating decent food in the cafe for once ! 😒 
idk why my nose ring still hurts i got this shit like a month ago 😒 😔 
haha time to get dressed and get some stuff done . can't be lazy like this ! >.< 
lmfao this is gonna sound so bad but man im glad that i'm not with someone who cannot graduate highschool to save his life #lmao #gross 
anyway anyone tryna spark up ! ? ! ? 😐 
my throat hurts from yelling to much at the parade d; 
i love bad bitches , that's my fucken problem 😏 
screw the college kids keeping me from being seeded first 😒 
lord it is because of you that we have this foo d; thank you ! @ cracker barrel URL 
get me outta here ! ! ! #bored #tired #4morehours 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm just not motivated to do it ! 😣 
USERNAME i just got drunk tested cause of you before i could drive away 😒 
this girl on top model is such a bitch . 😒 
prepping for the photoshoot ! ! ! ! #photoshoot #fashion #boston #photography # d8 00 #november @ black rock beach URL 
i'm always confused if people are talking about the weekend , or the weeknd . >.< 
so many football games . so many people . so much traffic . 😑 
it's kinda sad that the gym has to post #nosmoking signs inside #disgusting #rude 
#miami heral d: two well-known #dissidents in #cuba might face charges URL #fidelcastro #havana #canada #latism #varadero 
i have a shit ton of laundry to do today 😑 
i wanted to punch every single reseller i saw at house of hoops this morning 😤 😡 😒 👊😪 
thinking about dying my hair a little redder this time of year 😏 
the devil inside will always be the weirdest movie too me >.< 
unoh guy is here & is crackin me up ! can't believe collage is coming up so quick for my brother 😬 😏 
i don't even know what i'm supposed to do today #bored 
no communication on this base ! where is everybody at ? #bored 
#np do it with my tongue by yg ft tyga >.< 
da d: what movie do you wanna watch ? me: how about 2016 obama's america da d: i already have to deal with his shit for four more years so no . 
fw d: maybe not now but i know we're gonna get married 
my dog has been humping a pillow all day 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME nerp . my mom banned video chatting . 😒 
i was thinking of sleeping until monday but i work at 7 😖 
USERNAME lol gee i already kinda knew that , thanks for telling me so late 😒 
gotta get really drunk tonight so im still drunk for the long back drive to cali tomorrow 😏 
i'm so tired and my eyes are so low 😑 😞 
i really wish that you would stop texting me ... 😒 
i'm playing for a college team right now and our goalie is currently drinking a mike's during our half time 😏 
USERNAME yuh you watched the live playoffs already ? he was so gay but he's hot 😒 😒 😒 
kalim never got me my white girl wtf 💔 😒 
this weather is really creeping me out .. looks like the sun's about to come l out now . 😳 😐 
girls .. before you wear leggings make sure they aren't see through . thanks ! #nasty 
yeahh , you can sleep on me . 😒 URL 
USERNAME it's a lot of gas , and i don't think my dads bitch ass would let me borrow his car 😒 😥 come* lol 
USERNAME yeesh >.< hope you didn't lose anything ! same thing happened here a few weeks back . 
ugh i need to somehow get myself out of bed and clean my room . i'm gonna need a miracle to do that 😒 😩 
some of the easiest job you do are the worst ! #bored 
i'm craving thin mints ! ! when do girl scouts sell those amazing cookies ? ! 😣 
USERNAME lmao ! ! ! u still cute ! >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME 😐 kyla , im 20 years old , i can make jokes about a foolish ass nigga smokin' boat lmfao thats not immature ... 
i know its just a song but if you only tweet out of all the other lyrics you're a hoe . #nasty 
when telemarketers call my house they think i'm like 15 bcs i sounds like a little girl on the phone 😒 
my mom says lol women sit down , it should be a honor when i'm home 😔 😒 
i just became the mayor of te dx rainier on USERNAME URL 
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USERNAME no it would not be better . 👎 😼 
USERNAME i was trying to get some taquitos with you this morning but you didn't wanna answer me 😒 
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USERNAME i can never choose . 😏 😁 😔 😒 😣 😐 
frien d: people from indiana aren't that bad at driving they have a lot of practice dodging amish people ! 
follow heavenly for status updates for opening day nov . 16th . gettin' prime d: 
i tried but my card got declined 😖 rt USERNAME buy yourself something today 
if you put it down maybe we could fall in love 😏 . 
i've came to a realization today . me and shopping do not mix . #boring 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you were the one who tried to kill us ! USERNAME 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME dirtys just mad cause i said no to him 😏 
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i'm tired of all dis spam in my dm ! ! ! ! >_< 
i don't want to stay home working on this basement 😣 
so it's decides to move to my back , ugh being a women sucks at times , all the time ! 😒 
USERNAME and i have worn footy pajamas all day long ... 😂 😏 😁 #heckyea #lazyprobz 
i become a bitter person when i find out people are doing stuff without me . 😒 
i don't want relations i just want one night 😏 
you know your gonna miss me 😏 just saying they all do ! ! 
ah my brother left me to go with his friends d: he left me with the psycho 
i feel like the only person that's happy that justin bieber and selena gomez broke up ..... 😳 😐 
USERNAME booka - .. get it right niggaa 😒 lml 
USERNAME yeah she's thinking it was someone from school who didn't get in or was jealous or whatever >.< 
the number of creepy af high schoolers in the wehner building right now is too damn high 😐 
it feels like i just broke my nose ... with my knee 😒 
i guess i'll just catch up on some sleep since there is nothing else to do on this bright sunshiny day . 😒 
when i get bored and go outside an jus chill on my roof (: #bored 
USERNAME lol i always laugh at those pussy ass niggas thinking they having fresh 😼 when there actually kissing my dick ! haha 
my iphone fell and my case broke . 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😪😪😪😪😪 😏 
the fam think i eat like a bird because i eat healthy 😑 
waited less than 5 minutes on a gas line 🔫🔫 bang bangg 😼 😬 
if i'm in this house for one more second i'm killing myself . 😑 
aw , man . i just bit my tongue . >.< 
USERNAME hahaha omg 😮 we'll it seems like a good school but its out of state so i'm a pay extra 😑 
you obviously have a reason to be mad .. bc you acting all brand new now ! 😏 
my mom said she's gonna start fattening me up >.< 
having to get out the car when your favorite song comes on the radio . 😒 < 
i love that i can see that someone read my text but doesn't reply #thatshitdrivesmecrazy 😒 
all i wanna do is go to the park and play with louie with my favorite girl USERNAME #hatework #saveme . #bored 
i don't give a fuck if you don't like me or not 😒 that should like a personal problem 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME mija thats up to you ! d: 
USERNAME i was just at the mall and marshall's . both are packed and so are the roads . 😒 
i might curl my hair today and wear it in a ponytail for work 😏 but i'm lazy .... 
there is so much attitude at my job from certain people 😑 
“USERNAME staying in shape & being mexican is hardd >.< lol 
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finished getting dressed . & now i'm hungry . 😐 
USERNAME lmao , and shes at my house right now >.< 
i'm the type of girl to sit and watch the games with my man and while he play the game i do my homework . 😏 but when i find him . 
but he still hasn't kissed me 😖 . taking to a whole nother level . which takes my patience to an all time low . 
USERNAME couldn't agree with you more lol the subway here in chicago reeks bad >.< 
i can see straight through this girls dress . her thong is not cute . #nasty 
i hate mopping so ima ask my mommy to mop my room . i hope she says yes >.< 
i'm kinda getting sick of going to ridge park square every weekend ..... #boring 
attention worl d: i may or may not have gotten my 14 year old sister drynk 
one hour into #te dx rainier . . . talks all on personal transformations . . . so good ! ! 
i wish i was by him ! ugh ! i miss him so much ! ! 😣 
you think i give a fuck ? ......... o . 😒 
so glad 4 hours of studying only got me half way through my study guide 😒 
if it wasn't freaking snowing my mom would go and get me some from 7-11 but no and i can't walk 😒 😔 
my mom had to drive me to work today cuz i left my key in eric's car last night . 😣 
USERNAME should be the other way around ! ! ! 😒 
i asked my dad if he was happy with the election and now hes on a rampage #helpme #politictalk #hateit 😖 
because i care about you guys , i'm gonna just tell you to never brush your teeth and then drink some of your little sisters blue koolaid #ew 
it's so funny how , people that hurt you try talking to you like nothing ever happen ! 😑 
USERNAME lmao no ? >.< nigga i was just asking you know ? ^.^ 
so my horoscope today's says that someone is going to ask me for advice . pss yeah right 😑 
USERNAME i miss you reaking havoc with us 😏 😬 
i hope my mom knows i know how to drive , so i could just leave 😏 
USERNAME i didn't go to my interview 😁😁 😒 😒 😔 😔 
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USERNAME i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her >.< 
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stop trying to make the maple leaf emoji equate to weed . it's not going to happen 😒 
#lincoln USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME to quote rexree d: run , don't walk , to see daniel , sallyf , cast amazing ! 
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USERNAME i cannot believe you still eat that crap ... #disgusting 
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USERNAME wake up ! ! ! we're suppose to be leaving to arrowhead in 2 minutes and you're still not up ... >_< 
wish i was at home .. or in sisseton at the powwow . 😔 😒 
i hope were doing something other than cleaning today . 😒 
i think the cutest thing was when he was playing cod , he used my butt as a pillow >.< 
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i don't receive hickies 😌 ✋ i just give them 😏 ☝ 
USERNAME USERNAME cosign . would loove if USERNAME added the ability to attach an image (rea d: screenshot) used to be a big captio fan . 
have to show all of you guys in va what canes is 😏 
my mom is so rough with me when she does my hair 😖 
ugh i need a nap ! 2 more hours of work 😒 
sometimes i really just wanna beat the fuck outta sarah . little smart ass mouth 😒 
hey te dx sf folk - walk over to mccovey cove to watch some USERNAME flutag ! trust me on this . #redbull URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME the kid who always took his shoes off in the pit is here at uni ! #gross 
USERNAME i txted you back niggu ! i gut proof u never replied ! d; so ima hit you \0/ 
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omg yes pls my panties are already off ngl 😏 😏 😏 
so i'm hungry and #oomf texts me saying ima go in on this breakfast hold on smh such a bad friend lol 😒 
achievement unlocke d: santa barbara international marathon (half) -- beautiful day and course . #sbim 
look at that chick like you just seen a vcr for sale ... 😑 @ mattel design center URL 
at the #te dx sf conference that is starting right now - ready for a full day of #ideas and #inspiration ! URL 
i just found a spider in my bed and had a heart attack d: 
i don't give a fuck if you don't like me or not 😒 that sound like a personal problem 
some guy just asked me for a jack . 😑 
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the three most read words in the worl d: i̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ … no ! it’s: “made in china'' 
USERNAME i got two on & i'm still cold d: 
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i wish i was going to this massillon game 😑 😔 
everyone's going to moa today .. when imma be sitting in my house chillen 😑 
cuddling with mel an watching movies is exactly what i neede d: ) #sisterbonding ! ! 
sick for days . 😷 😖 i hate being miserable at work . 
oomf been lookin kinda cute to me lately ... i might have to say a few things to her 😏 
that point mew here you just stare at your phone trying to figure which app you wanna use .. #bored 
waiting for everyone to get back from my brothers game so we can go to the outlets 😼 
i'm caught in a cool thunderstorm and downpour in the loop on the l platform without my camera . i'm on the way to get it and it's over 😒 
tip: if you have braces . don't eat crackers . 😒 
if only sex was really , truly that romantic . 😒 😔 
USERNAME and i'm sure you had no idea we played vt thursday night . 😏 
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wedding today ! ! ! pretty excite d: ) get to wear a suit :) 
i have a feeling if i ask my mom to bring back chipotle she’ll say 😑 …. but yo hair done tho ain’t it ! ? #blackmomprobz 
goodnight . i hope to wake up to texts . but i know that wont happen 😒 
USERNAME nope haha and damn how did you feel ? d: 
still under this dryer >_< ugh some one help me . 
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USERNAME d: you better start feeling better like now ! lol 
a real nigga didn't step foot in twitter jail today . 😏 
over 1000 present at USERNAME with over 100 watching online via livestream . the speakers are inspiring , the energy is amazing ! #te dx 
i'm not even in the mood to tailgate anymore 😒 
it's so awkward when prospects ask if you're single #ew 
USERNAME im leaving to a family party at 4 d: 
waking up at 2, and knowing your whole day is wasted 😒 
USERNAME yeah yeah rub it in my face jerk 😒 
women that post a picture of a man eating her .... she wants the d 😒 ugh hoes fuck them , and they want respect ? bitch you a hoe anyways 
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USERNAME so we get a guaranteed in with the marriage lifestyle ? 😏 i'm feeling it #cantwait 
getting my black friday list ready ! i want to many things 😏 
i hope these horrible cramps don't ruin my plans .. 😒 
the first thing i've learned from the worl d; everyone sucks . 
i wanna go go dominique's 15 but i have to go to my cousins party 😒 
beautiful ain't it too bad it's not for me 😖 lol 😋 URL 
the fact that i never finish cleaning my room because i always end up having twerk battles with myself 😒 < 
not feeling goo d: ( hate that its game day . #longday 
gonna shower just in case i do end up going out d: 
i think i know who USERNAME #subtweet was about 😏 😏 
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super in love with my new custom bench made from old barn wood built by blackrabbitp dx ! #custo @ momomotel URL 
happy birthday USERNAME i know we don't know each other well but i hear you are a solid individual always willing to help some1 in nee d: ) 
USERNAME then i'll beat the shit outta youu . lmao 😏 
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USERNAME wowowowo your gunna blame it on me . ok next time i won't be a good bf and help you to the bathroom 😒 
haven't drank for a week and it feels like i've been sober in the longest 😣 
i don't understand why people can't have respect for others . or at least some self respect . 😒 
you're even stupider today , than you were yesterday . 😑 
just got fucked up by a dog . 😖 😂 
doesn't help when you ignore what i say . two can play at the game , hunny . 😏 
USERNAME im so excited for xaviers party tomorrow ! hes gonna love hiss presents & decorations ! & i cant wait for mama gingers foo d: ) 
yes we all know about the fucking earthquake .. shut up 😑 
USERNAME get me a long sleeve black dress from xxi .... 😁😁😁😁😁 .... i need to get to the mall 😒 
me singing in the shower- girlfrien d: quit me: woman . when i'm showering , two things get to be free . my balls . and my soul lol 
USERNAME my whole room is muddy and smells like a can of axe 😒 
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my stomach needs to learn the difference between being #hungry and being #bored -___- 
USERNAME at least you've been on one ! i've never been on a date . >.< 
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USERNAME haha . my dad does the same thing to my sister 😒 
i never have anything to do on weekends , i just sleep & watch tv mostly . #fucktheworld >.< 
standing with jason taylor & his family in line for the harry potter ride .... nbd 😏 
*shudders* why am i here ! ? it's torture ! d: (@ the old house) URL 
she said i'm too pretty to smoke wee d; that made me blush . ☺ 
don't want to be at work right now 😒 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME lol i'm at applebee's and the waiter is here 😏 
outside grilling with my grandaddy . bruh , i swear i hate coming outside . all these bugs 😖 
guess who's gunna go shopping by themselves .... this girl 😒 
#te dx rainier #seattle #uw @ meany hall theater URL 
i'm in my car more then my house ..... #whileimcurrentlyinmycar 😒 
here it goes . media blameing us for the breakup . >.< 
lol when u see ppl trying to rage and your like .... 😒 i can do better than that being sober 
i hate walking somewhere by myself cause i have no one to talk to 😒 
USERNAME 9097640589 (: ha if not ill send you my friends number cause thats my ipod number >.< 
the thing that really bothers me is when people go tattoo crazy and they are only 18 😑 
great 29% and charger is under the bed' 😖 would anyone like getting it for me ? 
sometimes i just wanna cut it all off 😑 🔫 
my back hurts from me laying down for the past 3 hrs #bored 
i kinda wanna gf buh ehh idk , there really ain't one that's willing enough for me ! >_< 
USERNAME ok you got me right ? ? 😏 😋 
te dx sf with liv_ingitup and USERNAME @ mission bay conference center URL 
USERNAME where ? i don't remember if we made plans 😒 
USERNAME duhh you know i always get that mulaa 💸 😏 
chicora alley . lets just say i cleaned the toilet for 2 mins with soap an water before feeling good enough to pee in it . #gross 
one thing i hate about cooking cakes , is you'll never know how it tastes till everyone tries it .. >.< 
was hoping #te dx rainier wouldn't be so life coach / literal 'this is how to transform' heavy . where are the ideas ? 
USERNAME i know lets go to the game👌 no i wanna go to gorman ! 😑 haha you should see the school omg 😦 ✌ what's the point you wont be there ! 
i miss my iphone 3 i dont like the 4 anymore lmao 😒 
me and emily are ridiculous .. #bored #dicks #ctfu ! URL 
waking up & having to go straight to work 😒 #fml 
not bright red that's just ridiculous . i hate that color on anyone 😒 #exceptforarianagrande #periodred #ew 
too windy to even want to go out 😒 🌀 #lubbockweather #highwinds #stayingin 
i took so many pills for my allergies km drowsy af ! ! 😖 
i love my husban d: ) seeing people in extremely unhealthy and unstable relationships makes me very thankful 
wish they would hurry up and get here with my $ . #tiredofsitting #bored 
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USERNAME 😁😁😁😁👍 yay ! ! ! the girl i usually go with isnt down to go to his shows anymoree 😒 😞 
USERNAME my room is a mess clothes on the bed cupboards are messy things on the groun d: ( 
i can't get this whole weather appropriate clothes thing , i get it wrong every time 😒 #notgood 
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USERNAME if you plan on watching pearl harbor the ending is horrible ! d: 
i'm so god damn tired and can't sleep 😣 🔫 
fuck , you bug too much no wonder you don't have a boyfriend 😡 😑 ✊ 
when brittany texts me saying she had a dream about me ... that's when you know it's real 😏 👏💁 haha 
& still got 2 1/2 more hours to go 😒 
dinner for my dads company , this should be interesting 😏 
frien d: hey do you want me to teach you how to suck a dick , i got pickles me: lol no thanks 
fw d: blown away came on my pandora ... and my room just turned into a club for one 
i have the biggest headache ever ! i'm thinking my first migraine ... i want to cry , it hurts so ba d: | 
USERNAME ctfu , i know .. my body hurts terribly 😒 
#te dx vt break ! @ holtzman alumni center URL 
ppl are soo 👉fake👈 these days 😒 that's why i don't have no friends , they don't keep it real or they get u into shit you don't know about 
off again . hmm . where to ? 😏 @ los angeles international airport (lax) URL 
USERNAME smh i do too , i ask myself that everyday 😒 
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USERNAME i'm sorry 😖 and cause i had to move in with my mom . and i'm coming back in may . 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME akil i beat you last time we played . i swear to god bro . at the mac , side hoop , main court . 😏 
USERNAME got my heart broke at 14, that was way back and every nigga after that .. it was straight pay back . 😏 🙅 
USERNAME lol oh shut up i could have stayed with him but i decided to go home , so i didn't fall for shyt 💁 😏 
nowadays i choose not to respond to some stupid said shit , i just laugh lol 😒 
when people chew like barn animals <<<<<<<<<< #sicknasty #gross #stop 
😱 i'm telling ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😏 
my kids will not graduate from whs .. if i hate it , they will too . #theyllgetthebest #sorrynotsorry 😏 
got my heart broke at 14, that was way back and every nigga after that .. it was straight pay back . 😏 🙅 
what i'm gonna do this weeken d: sleep . football . xbox . eat . relax . #perfect 
name tags ! #te dx vt @ holtzman alumni center URL 
but i have to go to work today 😑 😞 
when the nail ladies ask i want my eyebrows waxed are they trying to tell me they look bad ? ? ? #rude 😒 
oh fuck my life real hard . did i seriously just do that ? 😣 😠 
i wonder how many sandwiches from jimmy johns i've eaten in my life ... #dontwannathinkaboutit #gross 
does anyone's facebook app on there phone always show you stuff from yesterday or even older ? mine always does it .. 😑 
#tweetlikeagirl i wish i was pretty . i'm too ugly for this worl d: ( *posts like 739262 of self* 
never drinking again crew ! now sleeping in a parking lot till work begins . 👌✌💀 😒 🍷 nicolle_m @ medieval times URL 
USERNAME USERNAME ... sorry i couldn't help myself 😔 .... 😏 
i cant stay off my phone ... 😒 but i'm still igging certain folks and whatever lol 
hate it when my mom makes some lameass nasty food for breakfast , and im over here starving .... and she knows it ! 😕 👊 😒 
i finna delete des fucking kids out my fone change my password an only tell certain ppl ! damn they got moe pics then me 😒 😒 😤📱 
nothing like my neighbor breaking a gooses neck since its wing was broken anyways . now he has food #yuck 
USERNAME lmfaoo that's me when i run stairs d; lol 
who wants to help me make apple pies 😏 lolol 
every time i get mad at my dad for fucking up , he just gets mad at me back 😑 😳 
when your mom holds yu to your drunk words ... yep cleaning this bitches car 😒 
USERNAME someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed ! 😒 
USERNAME brennan likes the spd ones . i try to explain to him that shots wack but he just screams til i put it on 😒 
produced by the fantastic USERNAME should this live at home or in the studio ? #poster #screenp @ a dx portla URL 
😒 it is always something with these ... there is more to life than smoking and drugs #annoyed 
here we fuckin go: second half volunteer football on its way ... 😐 😕 😫 
moe wanna play madden but dont wanna bet his phone 😒 we dont play for fun 
mimi its one of those days :( but ik your laying at the end of my be d: -) #dogspirit 
not too surprise d: “USERNAME catholic church reportedly castrated boys who reported priest sex abuse URL via USERNAME 
amazing talk ! this needs to be shared ! mt USERNAME now at USERNAME yee won chong (ftm) on queer #activism : URL #te dx 
prostate cancer support group to meet tuesday in penfiel d: organizers of a peer-driven support group for men sur ... URL 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 31 others URL 
i suppose i should wish USERNAME a happy birthday , but i really don't want to since it's been light years since i've seen him . 😒 
USERNAME did not ! haha , you can't lie tho he was cute 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME omg lucky butt you got to go d: 
soo annoying when you get out of bed and it's freezing 😣 
#te dx sf listening to jaime sepulveda . affordable health solutions with measurable impact . URL 
my #newyorkknicks are undefeate d; maybe there is hope this year . 
i want my old life back .. when i was happy and had friends that claimed they would never turn on me . man has that changed 😐 
say what you want , but fuck what you say , 'cause we're having fun . 😏 
a girl with big ass tits & no ass just looks straight awkward . 😳 😐 
but i'm soo jealous she bouta be 21 and i can't even use her id 😔 😒 😒 
hope all the p dx sw bootcampers have a great time today and learn a ton in prep for next weekend ! #p dx sw #gsb2012 
when the hell did it turn so ugly out ? 😒 
USERNAME i didn't wanna stay in ogdensburg for the night .... 😑 and it was the last day kenabs was open ! ! 
USERNAME well i told you to talk to me more so i can irritate you 😏 
tthe song sai d: u cant roll a blunt to this song u gotta roll a j ha me: how much u wanna bet i can roll a blunt to this song 
USERNAME nah , i go in at 3 ! 😣 you're working tonight too , right ? 
don't speak to his bitch just watch how she walk 😏 ✌ 
oh yeah , my glasses broke again . 😒 😂 👊 
i want to go somewhere someone come over or let's chill ? wahh 😭 😏 👏 
i guess today is national burn leaved day , my whole road smells like a bonfire . 😫🔥🍂🍃🍁 #hateit 
USERNAME ok this one kinda scares me . still love you . but scary 😖 
we're already playing christmas music at bath & body works 😑 
it's always super embarrassing for me to try and park my dads truck ... 😒 
therez an ant in my pie at bakersquare .. howd that get in there ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? #eww grooty to tthe max 
my back hurts from sitting here for so long . 😒 
USERNAME i think it means its the day that you finally reply to me ? ! ? ! (: yeah ? no ? okay >.< 
USERNAME *look nigga why u always gotta spell everything wrong 😒 
oh you know , just chillin in the bat cave . #nobigdeal 😏 😎 ✌ @ carlsbad caverns URL 
nicest day in like a month and i can't even get out of bed 😖 ☀ 
amazing twitter stream coming out of USERNAME thank you to all attendees and viewers ! #te dx 
i'm going to start my new diy project . 😏 #ilovethese 
USERNAME i was gonna go , but than my i passed out . d: 
happy birthday paige :) can't wait for tonight ! #comptomorrow #reminder #awesome 😒 
USERNAME wait you're talking about taking a shit ? lol #nasty #getout 
rejected twice in an hour… first the atm and now donating blood temporarily since i was in india this year 😑 
it's always super embarrassing for me to try and park my dads truck ... 😔 😒 #baddriverprobs 
being told you were gonna have this huge birthday present and then being told you cant have it cause of your grades .... #worstdayever . 😭 😭 😭 😣 
i hope the people moving in down the street have some hot sons 😏 😏 
😒 not wanting to wake up to that . blah i'm going to take a showerr now . 
except my phones on 2% .. & i'm no where close to home ! ! ! 😑 
4 more minutes & my lunch is over . 😖 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 
thinking about packing up and moving , out of state , out of mind #noworries #freshstart 😏 
USERNAME i mean kinda sorta i can if ya catch my drift 😏 
my brother juan went to the bar like always ... so i'm stuck home 😣 
off to work for the rest of the night 😑 🔫 
with car tire ratings in hand , i walked to tire shop counter , proudly pointing sai d: i want this tire . sales rep: sorry we're out of those . 
USERNAME goo . im gonna be in itt 😏 😏 
building a salad for lunch . (@ stacke d: food well built w/ USERNAME [pic]: URL 
trying to follow everyone in the world . just because #bored 
i feel like my birthday is gunna suck this year 😒 
USERNAME if i just had a cold , i would , but since my asthma is acting up , i'm a bit more hesitant ... d; 
hey USERNAME its saturday ! u know what that means ? ! its finally the day u retweet me don't ya think ? ! yeah ? no ? .... okay >.< i tried ! (: 
idgaf , i still have a smile on my facee 😁 😏 
last nights rewar d: sitting at the bar and enjoying a glass . @ the confectionery URL 
my family must really hate me considering whenever i come home someone is in a bitchy mood . 😒 if it weren't for my friends i'd never be here 
it's a perfect morning to put down the rolling pin and pick up some veggies at the #p dx farmers market . URL 
i need to live someplace where i don’t need a car . that was $600 and 5 hours i won’t get back . 😖 
USERNAME i heard where yours were the night before when delaney told you to come over and see me ! ! USERNAME 😷 😑 
that park in riverside looks like fun ! ! ! ! ! ! :o it has rollercoasters and stuff >.< 
USERNAME she obviously didn't tell you about our date last weekend then huh 😏 
i'm so ready to be off work so i can be with oomf 😏 
USERNAME can you tweet all the pictures of us now that i'm actually on the computer and can save them ? d: 
USERNAME yo like suck my dick & my 2 balls , bitch 😏 
little do you know keith sweat got yo mama pregnant 😏 
#te dx sf dr . shefali tsabary .... we deal with problems from our childhood for many years . ! ! URL 
i miss driving so much ! but i don't miss traffic and horrible drivers 😖 
broo ... i'm happy that me n shaleena won the drinking dual but that tequlia got my stomach on fire ! & i have work n 29minutess . 😣 😱 😱 😭 
it's only 11 and parking is already terrible >.< (@ westfield valencia town center) URL 
so he better pay the rest by next weekend 😣 
USERNAME of 16 an under , but i'll take it 😏 🏆 
get it #yadi ! ! ! ! rt USERNAME five-time gold glove winner USERNAME wins second rawlings platinum glove awar d: URL 
i really wanna watch a&m football today . 😭 😒 
i never been this sick in my life ! :( ugh ! ! ! ! #sick #coughing #yuck #eww #bleh #ba @ south park neighborhood URL 
- clothes washe d; next clean this room . ! 
this weather is the best , sunny but col d: ) 
#gdragon #getyourcrayon photo cre d: me USERNAME with USERNAME #bigbang #ga @ prudential center URL 
i guess i want to play gta very ba d; i just drove up a curb . made me think of you USERNAME 
spending my day doing school work ... someone hmu #bored 
soo ! outside is where im at today . >.< its ah nice day ! 
my dad just called me dude 😐 ! ! ! wtf 
USERNAME iknoww >.< lol i got see when i am going to go over to visit which i think it's a long time from now :o 
just saw angel brown , the baddest bitch in town 😏 
USERNAME hahah i will be ! that's exactly what my mom sai d: d 
i am cuddling with the most adorable pitbull puppy d: URL 
it's colder in my class than it is outside 😒 
i hate not knowing what to wear for the day , out of my 3 closets full of clothes i still feel like i have no clothes 😒 #howamiawake # 
jealous of people who are going to the husker game ... 😒 😭 😔 
i'm at te dx rainier (seattle , wa) w/ 7 others URL 
having to cut your finger nails because you claw everyone <<< 😐 👎 
i can never stay at 200 followers -.- always losing followers 😒 
USERNAME .. she better be getting them nappy ass braids back in here hair right now his second ! ! 😒 
had fun with USERNAME and USERNAME last night . even though beeps was a hooker and left us 😣 
i only tell jokes for twitter i'm really a serious person 😑 
USERNAME but the gas is 😦 but i might just to see your cute face . 😏 
fast food is usually always the best . 😒 #fat #notgood 
i wanna take a shower so bad but it's cold 😣 🛀💦 
i have a secret to tell: i had coffee last night 😐 
how can you kiss somebody with fucked up teeth ? ? that shit nasty >.< 
i can't wait to see my sister USERNAME ... this break is just what i nee d: ) #misshersomuch 
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why is this girl still rocking air force ones high tops ! ! ! ! 😐 😐 😐 
i wanna take a little trip to columbus here soon 😏 
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i hate it when people call me a dyke . t 😒 
but the door isn't red anymore ! and they had a little rope across the stairs . 😑 
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noo goosebumps , i just shaved my legs 😒 uhg . 
ate at 11 and still full but i should prob eat again cause i don't get out of work till 8 .. 😑 
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especially my brother .. 😞 😔 😣 😕 💔 💔 
USERNAME i didn't go last night 😒 no one didn't want to go 
USERNAME ive been workin since 7am 😞 and then i got work at 6 😣 
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knowing ill be home the rest of the night <<<<< #boring 
waiting to get my oil changed 😑 .. been here for like an hour 
omg i'm so tired of getting USERNAME notifications from twitter ! ! ! 😑 😑 😑 😑 hahaha 
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can my sister just hurry up and pick a book that she wants to read from the library 😒 
oomf needs to come over like right now . this storm is not the move 😖 😣 
at my first #te dx conference ! health & habits w/ lots of #vegan speakers & motivators . : @ oshman family jcc URL 
suellen miller/stop the bleeding - birth deaths and practice . a human rights issue . women have little choice #te dx sf URL 
that smirk told me everything i needed to know 😏 
you have literally been playing music on full blast since 8am . why ? ! ? ! 😡 😤 😖 
#lrt they put the wrong face .. they meant 😏 
gauged my forward helix . hurts like a bitch . 😣 
we basically got a private jet to spokane ... kennysegal #thekleenrz @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
rft”USERNAME i want new cleats , but it takes me forever to break them in 😒 ” 
USERNAME we all have that person that we hate with a passion 😒 
dang ! ! ! cant say anythingg , causee people are already talking their shit ! ! lmfao >_< 
dinner tonight: bbq ribs , mac and cheese and garlic sautéed green beans 😋 😁😁 😏 
if anyone is considering bringing denim miniskirts back in style , just don't . 😒 
i don't even use my ipad . the only thing i use it for is to watch netflix . 😐 
it's too cold to do anything ! and my mom forgot to pay internet so no xbl for me d: 
melvin just asked if the eye doctor does eye appointments ... 😒 
not really diggin these hour and a half breaks .. #boring 
since i got mentioned in #mention20goodlookingpeopleontwitter , am i good looking ? ? ? ? #hmm 😏 
USERNAME you should like text me cause i'm like bore d: 3 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i don't need drugs , i'm addicted to one direction 😏 
i thynk eye can ... yes you can , little airplane . @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
ik she did ask . me who do i like 😑 😑 😑 not u 
see a big black bag on the side of the roa d; automatically assume its a dead body 
e news reports that chris brown is dating jaime martin 😏 
i wish i could ask my mom where my a&d ointment is for my tattoo , but i can't , cause shed kill me if she knew i got another tattoo 😒 
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i hope the rest of halo 4 explains more 😒 
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it makes me so mad when you don't tell me your plans 😒 
these lady bugs are gettin on my damn nerves 😒 
i need to get these wisdom teeth out 😁 😣 
soo i guess no tattoos today . that's fuhkin cool . 😒 
i'm blunt not a bitch , at least i'm not a skank like you . ✌ 😏 
not attracted to chris brown , but the way he dresses is soo sexaay . 😏 👌 
me & #oomf would make a cute couple . 👌 😏 
i hope no one steals these from me . 😒 😠 
lol i just ask my mamma her greedy ass got thee # & all ... thankkss bigghea d: ) lolUSERNAME 
USERNAME told you , you were an asshole to me d; 
i haven't slept in this late forever 😏 ahh felt so good 
cleaned my cars for free cause i'm bore d: ) #nolife 
why does she think she mi madre ? ! 😒 
i just dropped my phone and f'd up my headphones 😒 😞 😒 
think i'm gonna be healthy and have a black and mild for lunch 😐 
every little thing you do always will come to the light it'll never stay in the dark forever & when that day comes ima sit back & laugh 😏 
omg i'll clean my room right now ! it's my room i can clean it whenever the fuck i want ! goosshh ! 😒 😑 
why do i have a scratch on my face 😱 😢 😣 
#garthbrooks is a #tagger #graffiti #p dx #portland #oregon @ rotture URL 
USERNAME ohh hell no ! im trynna get like that . lol . with some expensive ass whips . one year 😒 
so nobody wants to go fishing tonight , fuckers 😒 now i have to go party instead 
you know what song went har d: ice cream paint job 
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someone on this bus smells like a wet dirty dog 😖 😖 😥 
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USERNAME i hate that secret ! ! ! >.< lol 
can i grab the wheel and drive you crazy ! ! 😏 
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i just didnt wanna be alone for thee holidays ... 😒 thats wat made me hold on for so long ... my fault ill learn one day ! 
` poloo , come see me for i stab youu >.< 
my only day off this week and my manager wants me to come visit them .. 😑 
work is the last place i want to go right now , or the next three days for that matter 😒 
this bitch in front of me is talking about how fat she is and how many calories she ate last night ... 😑 😑 😑 
i need a vacation .. not any vacation .. a good one ! ! ! ! 😒 i miss family trips USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😭 😭 
v :-) :very good . now i can wait on a husban d: -) :-) :-) :-) 
on my wor d; my aunt 'bout to make me lose my fucking respect ! 
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excited for tomorrow ! USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😏 🎉🎉🎉🎉 
i should lock the store & go sit in the office 😏 
why . does . my . head . hurt . so . bad . 😖 😫 #killmenow 
i'm feeling good right now but my patron is almost gone ... i don't wanna pop the grey goose bottle till tomorrow though 😣 😩 
how i know i sucked my thumb while sleeping: my thumb smells like saliva and i have a cut on it . damn .. i got my braces off . #cantdothis 😖 
america's next top model changed completely . #notdiggingit 😔 😒 
like i'm definitely taking advantage of this ! ! 😏 
everyone's getting all decked out for the game in their orange and black then there's me ... putting green on and going to work 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i'm s i n g l e ! no relationships . no arguments . no ! ? texts or nothing . 😒 
stop kidding around on the sign in sheets , mofo's . 😒 
my mom brags about me 24/7 saying that i'm the best of her kids yet i'm never allowed to do even half the things they were allowed to do 😒 
USERNAME good morning ! ! ! ☀ nothing girl nothing ... i hate that it's cold ! ! ! ! ! !👎 😒 
this emoji 😏 can change the whole mood of a conversation ! ! 
#oomf swear my tweets about him pshh 😏 i mean some are but not all ! 
USERNAME is speaking now at USERNAME watch this on livestream now ! URL #te dx #lifelisted 
but i can't be alone when my brothers are here ! ! 😒 
amber eats aall her fries . entire hamburger . and a soda . i eat half my salad and water . lol and she still can pull of belly shirts . 😒 
bagels are people too my friendrtUSERNAME just for the recor d: i hate everything bagels ." 
both of my parents are deciding to go to parent teacher conferences >.< 
lol its funny how all the sudden my cousin really does not want to see me today #ew #k 
me: mom can i have these bracelets ? mom: ugh fine why ? me: there cool . *in car* me: sweet now i have the same bracelets as USERNAME mom: 😑 
i guess i need other things to occupy my time now 😏 
why tell me to text you if you're not going to text back ? 😒 
i love when bitches stalk my twitter too .. 😏 
i think i'm staying in tonight , got nothing to do today 😒 
i want curly hair , hate having straight hair when my mom , sister & everyone else in my family has it 😞 😒 😠 
decided to come home for the weekend . had to check out my alma @ memorial fiel d: home of the scarlet fliers URL 
wore my hair down again today . i'm on a roll 😏 
USERNAME weird ass child lol . i adore him tho #stalker #texting #bored URL 
USERNAME you will be when you get to see my face later 😏 
#oomf . that's that nigga i don't likee 😷✋✋🙈 😒 🙅🙅 
attempting to entertain myself before i leave for work . why isn't it noon yet d: wanna go to work 
USERNAME good idea ! ill just bring people the wrong shoes every time 😏 👍 
i was going to go to my brother in laws battle but when i found out that happened yesterday i changed my min d; #lifestooshort 
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"USERNAME USERNAME weird ass child lol . i adore him tho #stalker #texting #bored URL she be creeping . 
i have never had this much school work to do in one weekend . 😞 😑 won't be seein me all weekend #nerd #bookworm 
burnt my tongue eating a sausage egg and cheese on a croissant from #dunkindonuts ... not worth it . 😑 
ok that's one gift down no i figure out 21 more gifts 😑 😑 😑 😑 lol 
it's pretty obvious what kind of friend you really are ..... 😒 👎 
tunsil ? “USERNAME my offensive of lineman ! 😏 URL 
and i'm still on the bus , non vegetarian dude is snoring . 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME of course morgan is . she's going to be in stomp the yar d: 5 & step-up: 8. she has that swaggy . 
i think i'm addicted to sleep . i just wokeup an hour ago from sleeping 13 hours and now i'm going back to bed . 😁😴 😣 #ifeelweird #ilovesleep 
still can't believe USERNAME got me to try cow tongue 🐮 #nasty #tacoselgordo 
stuck inside all day b/c of duty and studying for biochem #boring 
about to wash clothes , then study . #bored &productiveday 
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;) "USERNAME it's been freezing here everyday but the day i need a scarf it's fckn hot ! #thanks ! 😒 😒 😒 USERNAME 
this arkansas game got me 😩😫 😕 😐 😑 😡 😠 
this is when you know your ol d: looking at the game program you see someone you went to middle school with is an asst coach at 1 of schools 
although i love bieber , he's kind of a man whore now 😒 #notmytype 
USERNAME directionally challenged . not to mention the new iphone gps says there's a walmart in the middle of a neighborhood 😑 
layers for work . it's getting chilly ❄ USERNAME #p dx #sep dx @ berry good URL 
i knew that cp party was gonna be a hotel party 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME awh i wish i got to work at 2 😒 😔 
i seem to have caught a little bit of the sniffles from helping out with the move last night d: guess i shall down dat vitamin c now . 
when people bitch about not having plans <<< stop bitching and do something 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME too long a wait d: and hopefully i can get there in person in the next few idunno years -_- 
USERNAME lol in this avi you look like stacey dash 😏 #heyboo 
studying all day on my day off is exactly what i wanted to do . not to mention its saturday 😒 😒 
i must be intimidating , because every girl , that has a boyfriend , that i talk to , their boyfriends get pissed and jealous 😒 
i love charlotte but this traffic is the worse 😒 
USERNAME yess i want them just like his mike && tyler will love it 😂 😂 😂 😏 😏 
tourism tie ups with movies , the new tren d: USERNAME joint promo with movie , with an ad in nyt mag URL 
USERNAME ... we're there as much as possible . little kids are way more perceptive than we give them credit for ! 😏 
USERNAME you know it 😏 making a fool of myself haha literally 
and you think you're gonna get with me when you just got with my friend #toofunny #disgusting 
USERNAME would be touring with #thepulse when there is no where near me to go 👯 😑 😢 
who's winning the game ! ? someone answer me d: 
“USERNAME just posted a photo URL cutest thing everr . ☺ ☺ ☺ and mighty tasty looking if i do say so . 😏 
USERNAME yeah , but it wont let me upload it >.< go to google & type in erika bgc9 gif or go to tumblr . 
big bill dissapointed he could not go to tx vintage racing this wkn d; but his catastrophe adjusters are kicking ass in nyc . poor big bill 
this crazy idea of putting high lights in my hair again has been wandering in my head for the past couple of days ... 😐 
- ex called me this morning cursing . ! wonder what he wante d; i hung up on him . ! 
our house is a wreck ! ! ! ! 😖 
again huge props to the umich marching ban d; lovin it 
just saw USERNAME and charlie sticking her head out the window and she didn't even wave 😐 👎 
USERNAME i should be telling you that ! get off twitter 😡 😐 
skyfall tonight ! ! ! ! i am a james bond fan and daniel craig is a great james bon d; after sean connery that is ! ! 
crusty a** gucci mane i hate carmex dry lips ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! <<<<< #yuck 👎👎👎👎 
te dx rainier (@ meany hall theater w/ 29 others) URL 
USERNAME good thing i turned my phone off last night 😏 
well i lied . i'm not going to get my 10k tweet by the end of the week . 😒 
hello :) (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 33 others) URL 
USERNAME fuck you and the whole crew you with ! 😒 💣💣💣 
i know enough about you to know all i wanna do is .. find out a little bit more 😏 #jasonaldean 
7yr old ol d: do yall have toys ? me: no . 7yr ol d: aww . fuck ! me: o.o 
USERNAME i was 100 get away from him 😏 👏 
this is how i feel about work 😒 #comeon6 'oclock 
i miss you . come back into my life 😣 
i fucking hate chief keef but some of his music is so fucking catchy 😒 
USERNAME 😒 yess . i only go lost before because of winteer -.- lol 
i've been at this car dealership since 11 this morning ! 😑 
my car is officially clean in and out . 😏 🚗 now onto other cleaning duties .... or shopping . hmm 
mexican cholas need to calm themselves 😒 you no the s*** 
look where i tweeted from this time guys 💔 😢 #hiboston 😒 
soo tonight ... anyone hit me up , ill be cuddling with the cat 😒 🐱 
rawr . 😒 😒 😒 😠 😠 😠 😡 😡 😡 
i'm in the mood to wear my toms though 😏 
3:00 pm @ one good han d: hawthorne $10 omaha hi/lo poker tournament w/ $10 re-buys URL 
/downloads . is family heirloom . rt USERNAME animate d: pat fitzgerald is very excited about this late hit URL 
got hit by a car . ! lowkey hurt mane .... >.< 
this game is pissing me off . 😑 😡 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yall love it . thats all yall were talking about is how much yall love it so shh 😏 ☺ 👌👍 
yay my favorite place ... the airport 😒 @ san diego international airport (san) URL 
USERNAME looks like you need to tie your shoes boo boo . 😏 
ari think juss because i have my nails i can't roll 😂 😒 
ok buddy , it's not that warm ! put your shirt back on ! #eww 
thanks who stole my birthday money and my free manicure certificate 😣 😕 
USERNAME haha i was like uh okay but then realized that means i'd be home alone all week 😏 
fck it . y'all must not be hungry ! 😑 
why must they retro the bred 13's again as if they didnt come out in 2004 and 2005 😒 jordan brand is fucking up something serious 
it's an emo/punk rock music kind of day . blink 182 and my chem . 🎶🎶 😏 💀 
i hate it when people to answer me when i ask a question 😑 
i go down my tl and honestly none of you deserve my retweets . #disgusting 
sometimes brittany's driving scares me . i hope we make it in one piece . 😖 
fucked her on the first night you can call it beginners luck . 😏 
USERNAME heeyy don't be putting me on blast like that 😒 i cudnt see shit with that fucking light ! ! ! ! lmaaoo 😭 
i hate it when people don't answer me when i ask a question 👊💢 😑 
wish niggas stop bitchin about the game .. y'all lost , they won . it's a game , get over it 😑 
idk how my neighbor has the time to wash his car once a week on his driveway at home . i can't even clean my car once a month . 😑 🚗💦 
i forgot my charger at the barn ... again . 😒 
that moment when the tanning bed turns on as you have highlighter all up and down your arms 😏 😂 
literally have no service in my room . good thing i have wifi . 😒 
so they got our pizza wrong so imma have to wait for a new one .... i'm gonna get it at workk >.< 
“USERNAME good dee d: apple donates $2.5 million to sandy relief URL 
creepy man keeps staring at me from across the terminal 😖 . on another note , 2 empty seats on this airplane . fingers crossed for zurich ! 
why does these girl bring drama to twitter ! ! ? ? 😐 😐 😐 like realy grow upp ! ! and get a life .... 👅👅 
if anyone with a car wants to come get me , feel free to ... #bored 
my mom has me in fashion show mall looking a hot ass mess 😣 
ugh i hate when i'm mad at somebody and i constantly have the urge to text or call them . 😒 sigh 
what a boring morning #busstop #waiting #bored @ home URL 
USERNAME USERNAME URL juan enriquez at te dx summit . #ted #te dx amazing talk ! 
USERNAME lol no , that's seriously all it did ! and we won't even get to see it for like a month 😒 
watching this defeat .. syracuse and louisville .. 🚬🚬 😣 😣 
USERNAME haha i see it ! we are quick like a 😼 when it comes to emojis 
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goodbye 3g i'm going to miss you this next week 😖 
just looked in the mirror for the first time since last night & i have a big heart on my face from the marker on my hand from stoney's 😒 cool 
when you tweet someone the same time they tweet you < #oh #justhappened 😏 
wtf ms kulhmen changed my grade to a 63 >_< 
#oomf is a groupie for javy >.< cause when he died she ain't no who he was & now she making statutes about saying she miss him -.- 
i wish i could just nap , dreading going to work right about now 😣 
my mom told me to rake today ... lol . 😒 
he's giving up on his fight against cancer . this is har d: / 
USERNAME swear ! take advantage ! ! 😏 she told you she wasn't ? or she just hasn't ? 
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congrats USERNAME fw d: you made the jv cheerleading team , see you monday . 
why she trying to bug tho ? 😒 😌 USERNAME USERNAME URL 
blah .. even tho i love the money i hate spending 8 hours in a stranger's house 😣 
USERNAME hii ! in morgantown and not saying hi , #rude . sports page ! 
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lol i can't front like i don't be having emojii convos with my fellow iphone users 😏 
the socks only come out this time of year 😏 💟 URL 
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i'm pissed that gnat is spelled gnat lol , why is there a g ? 😐 
i'm at my be d; ) (rock hill , sc) URL 
saving your money really is the best way to go . days like today where i get to blow it on whatever make me so happy ☺ 😁 😏 
all these people tweeting about the mall being crowded , you make me want to kill myself . i have to work 😒 
i used to love me some highland springs girls 😊 😏 
i might try learning how to skate again , maybee , usually i end up eating shit ! ! ! d; (not literally) 
free downloa d: akello light - heal the womb feat gwen bunn - URL #languageofthehalliwells 
she's mad cause i don't text her everyday all day 😑 ok 
when your favorite part is about to come on in a song and you get a big ass smile and get all hype >>> 💃👌🙊 😏 
i spend way too much money 😫 i need a sugar daddy ... 😏 💁💰💵 
USERNAME i got your got , i came home this weekend ! d: 
it's crazy how fast something so good can go so wrong ..... i ruin everything . 😒 
bitch don't like my boys status its about me not you 😒 😡 👊 
i seriously think i broke my nose last night . 😖 
should've listened to my intuition . should've accepted the wisdom it brought . now time has passe d; it's done & over & what is left i've lost 
the lady beside me getting a pedicure has extremely hairy legs #eww #gross 
i fuhkin hate putting gas in my car . 😑 
am jealous for everyone that is going to mexico in christmas dx ih want to go but its barely been 5 months in december since i have gone dx . 
feeling 😑 due to one to many 🍹🍹 ugh #hungover #notfun this is why i can't drink anymore 
rt USERNAME made in space 3-d printing project selected for phase ii sbir awar d: on thursday , nasa announced the ... URL 
when someone you don't even talk to like that calls you 😒 like what you expect to talk about 
USERNAME oh ! thanks for telling your sister you're here in the city , alive ! #rude #gayboyproblems 
bob evans seriously put me into a food coma 😑 💤💤💤💤 
it's saturday ! ! ! what am i excited for ? nothing 😒 😒 😒 
tgfa d; heyy 2 all my twitter ppl :) URL 
why does USERNAME always take so long to text back 😣 
you see , i know what i'm doin .. 😏 
spinning some underground prog tunes USERNAME tonight ! ! passwor d: matt play - free til midnight - ladies free all night ! 
USERNAME yeah momma said i should've never came home i would have some gas 😒 😒 
lebron just scared of how good the lakers will be with phil 😏 
USERNAME i'm about to start on mine . d: it's gunna take me forever 
da d: you got mee , so why need someone else ? ? 
you would be so pretty if you didn't have an ugly personality . #immature #growup . 😑 
now i know i'm kinda young but i got an old soul so i'ma break it down for yu for a moment & tell yu how much i appreciate yu 😏 
and i still have no schedule for next week 😑 
in the mood to do some serious shopping right now 👚👗🎽👟👜👓🎀 #buticant 😒 
USERNAME getting drunk is easy when you're trash at drinking games 😒 
after this i'm gonna be banded from going out and getting food ! >.< lol 
USERNAME lmfao yeah i know that's true lol i need a job >_< 
USERNAME USERNAME saame here , but youre a lot more civil than i am >.< 
watching awkward and fighting to keep my eyes open 😒 
USERNAME she kept calling URL and poking me d; lololol 
at least i know you were thinking of me .. 😏 
USERNAME it gets dark here in new england at 4 :3 0 as well . 😒 
pretty sure 2 year olds have a 2 second memory for rules to obey & a long term memory for accidental slippage of cuss words 😐 
hmm i sometimes wonder why i always get my hopes up ... if they always seem to get brought back down . i should know better >.< 
pumped gas and now my hands smell like gas >.< 
my #dog and i are cuddled up under the sheets , and he decides to #fart . really ? ! 🐶💨👃🙊💩 #rude 
aw my brother did my bed for me 😊 he did a pretty good job . 😏 URL 
USERNAME deadass i'm also tryna get too smacked ! 😏 
USERNAME this one bitch does her winged eyeliner going down & then up like wtf 😒 ugh it aggravates me lol 
clearly , the weather doesn't play a part in my wardrobe choices ! haha . 😒 #littlecholajacquie #wardrob @ soho URL 
yo ⛽ #gas is mad cheap in #orlando ! 🚗 .... #miami on some other ish ... 😑 
this epic video about pomelos just made my weeken d: URL 
dominican dominoes and fredrick brews ! @ 😾 big kat's boom boom room 😼 URL 
no dad i didn't take the car last night ! #whyyounobelieveme ? ! 😫 😒 
well this south carolina is boring 😒 now what .... 
USERNAME then you and i agree . it’s my ipa d; i don’t think a $600+ device belonging to a child that age is appropriate , either . 
USERNAME ; awhh , thank youu; i cant wait to fix it .. im totally excite d; ( (: 
it's a disease ... and you're makin light of it ? 😒 
some outfits for the shoot ! #fashion #vintage #boston #photoshoot #photoshoot # d8 00 cken @ black rock beach URL 
that stupid sagittarius thing is on point right now 😑 i hate it lol 
USERNAME ; yea cause were going to goodwill so i could just pick u up , if you want 😏 
the people you thought you could never live without are always the ones hurting you most .. you then realize you're better off without them 😏 
so my spare tire is flat , too ... 😐 
i remember me and USERNAME was suppose to talk 😒 lol 
filming beside a guy from ottawa . he is super annoying . 😒 
USERNAME actually , i'd probably go to see chris , then beat you up while i was there . sorry , i got confused . 😏 
USERNAME thanks , i needed that ! gloating is way underestimate d; it won in my house by a landslide . 
james franklin is just not an sec quarterback ... 😒 
why did i want a car ? now i want a truck 😒 
even if i popped some pills i wouldn't tap that 👋💊 #gross #youwillneva 
i wish i knew how to shake this mood 😒 
i'm done w/ the relationship scence for a while 😒 
i love when my shoes grow their own fucking feet and walk away 😐 that's cool #theif 
i woke up this morning crying from my dream . it wasn't that intense , i lost my blanket . 😐 
soo happy that all i am to guys is a big chest . 😒 
i wish i knew how to get out of this mood 😒 
USERNAME ha its okay plus i still have to eat with my hungry ass d: 
that's why there's traffic in boston , that fuck boy justin beiber is here 😑 
once again , today someone told me i look like i'm 12 ... 😒 #notcool 
#nofilter #me #black #hair #latina #bored @ martin village URL 
USERNAME USERNAME we couldn't tell if it was you . >.< 
why should i care if you don't ? 😳 😏 ✌ 
wearing my patterned leggings but i have no where to go 👎 😕 #bored #partylife #can @ riley's containment cell URL 
my dog just walked in my room threw up then walked back out . 😷 #disgusted 
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maryland's fill-in qb's wear #31 and #87 😑 get these niggas a single digit please ... 
USERNAME ; i wish you would leave me alone ! ( >_< ) 
for the recor d: not a fan of college football ot rules 
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when someone is trying to steal your bestfriend away from you 😒 
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niggas is playing armani exchange out #smh shit is #weakk to me now , i hope these fuck boys don't get true religion & northface played out 😒 
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USERNAME okay i just gotta clean my room shower and im ready d: 
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USERNAME is pretty happy about us going to her house and waking her up to go get coffee lmao 😏 
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business in the front .. 🎉 in the back . 😏 
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chicken wings , trailer park boys , and dx m . 
well walking around this fair people seeing , i now know how my daughter won't dress when she's 13. freaking sad . #gross 
that's what someone who doesn't work with burritos would say 😑 🔫 
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😂 😂 😂 you saw , supporting up coming veterans day 😏 👌 
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USERNAME no hahahagaga just not much to ron sadly d: 
USERNAME quit talking about justin and saying great things about 1d like you look stupid . >.< 
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what's with the uofm d lineman showing his belly the whole game ? ! do they not have enough $$ for that much fabric ? ? #gross #dontwannaseeit 
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fuck the other team is winning ! ! >.< t 
USERNAME omgg it's soo irritating i have noo patience 😣 😠 
loving fall . forest park part 2. #p dx #run @ forest park URL 
why is my little bitch sister in aruba and i'm here ... sending her money ... to aruba . 😒 
old and buste d: dakota . new hotness: elle . 
never underestimate the power of a small , dedicated group of people to change the worl d; in @ monmouth beach URL 
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USERNAME lmaoo your pussy hair soo long ! it runs through your draws #eww 
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USERNAME but it's girls basketball ... #boring ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME well when he does , can i ? 😏 
USERNAME i only haven't been able to talk to ron and jacky d: 
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about to go pay my mama phone bill . 😒 when did i become the parent ? 
i wish i could bring myself to get along with more than 3 people . i never have anyone to hangout with anymore . 😂 😒 
USERNAME 's mom cooking in myy kitchen . 😏 💁 URL 
looking forward to presenting later today at #te dx sf ! 
i love how sexual the song white mystery is 😏 
i love dressing up but i hate wearing dress shoes 😒 
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USERNAME should i lock down our railing again ? 😏 
i wish my mom would let me visit bryan >.< 
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ugh mailman where the fuck are you ! ! d: 
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so glad i'm moving outta this shit state . 👌 😏 😒 😂 👍 
i'm just going to get very fucked up tonight 👍👏 😏 
#top #bb #bigbang #choiseunghyun #yg #galaxytour #ygentertainment #vip photo cre d: cour @ prudential center URL 
USERNAME is single now is my chance 😌 😏 😊 #iwish 
5 minutes is all it would've taken . but noo . 😒 
can you just leave so i can watch x-factor . like seriously you're so annoying . 😒 😠 
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the little things like that annoy me ..... 😒 😑 😠 
time , why you fly by so fast ? 😖 
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so at 5:00 its gonna be dark that is not ok 😑 
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i wish i knew then what i know now ... 😒 
i'm mad cuz USERNAME still ain't hit me up 😑 
i just threw up .. 😖 this headache kills and my stomach kills ! 
USERNAME hahahaha whose having a party ? not sure if i'm up for drinking , gotta walk dogs at 7am 😖 
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USERNAME i try but you always ditch me . 😒 
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and then look over and smile because i know i'm cute . 😎 😑 
if you kiss my ass over insta/twitter , don't act like you don't know me in person when i say hi . 😒 
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it's a do chemistry all day type of weekend 😖 🔫 
she was like omg i forgot to reply sorry >.< 
finally on my way home . now i gotta get ready for work 😒 
work then play ! 😒 i'd rather play and not work ! 
so much for that nap ... too much on my mind 😒 
thanks to a few i'm now wanting yogurt land or coldstone 😒 
USERNAME oh ^_^ thank youu , i miss him thoe d: 
wasn't aloud to get my belly button pierce d: '( 
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USERNAME USERNAME jackie has better people to hang with 😑 
USERNAME story of my life ! dang , we're both struggling 😔 😒 
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USERNAME hahahahaha not sure why i just thought of that 😒 
looking into buying 997$ headphones , make your $350 headphones seem pretty cheap . #ultrasonee d8 
USERNAME i was waiting for you to email me back ! now that i looked , whoops i guess i dropped the ball . 😑 
of course they asked me to stay 2 more hours , and of course i agreed 😞 😒 
there wasn't this much drama when i went to the mall with april . gosh >.< 
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it's sad when i'm the only person at work that didn't have a meltdown today 😒 
my da d: what's fifty shades of grey about ? 
ijs niggas need to leave me alone ! ! ! 👌✌🔫🔪 😖 💣 😒 #stfu #mindyours #bye #ugh #killyour @ lowe's home improvement URL 
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carlos needs to stop tweeting & get his ass walking ! 👏💢👏 😑 
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wash , project , more wash , more project ... that is what my night will consist of ! #lame #boring 
dope of USERNAME to come out last night ..... 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME you like to get drunk and call random places like the white house 😒 you gets no tea 
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when you find out a girl talks to your boyfriend all day everyday -_- d: 
it took forever to get fortino out my room >_< 
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USERNAME 😑 i jus got ova east; im at east point mall lol 
USERNAME someone wants to get sock aha ! 😒 😾 👊💢 
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USERNAME only if you ask me in a cute way 😏 
come& eat this bone& stop eating dog foo d; ) 
thru it all thru it all i've learned 2 trust n jesus i've learned 2 trust n go d: thru it all thru it all i've learned 2 depend upon his word 
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rea d: rt USERNAME what a resilient and gutsy performance by those young wolverines ! 
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USERNAME just told me she was eating frozen pickle juice at work . #yuck 
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USERNAME i tried to watch one but i still suck 😐 
dear lor d: be with our bank account for the next few hours . kthanksbye ! #amen @ houston premium outlets URL 
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USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 love you ki d; ) ! 
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flavors subdue d; love it smoothed out on nitro — drinking a nitro espresso pumpkin stout at USERNAME — URL 
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USERNAME cool :) i'm glad y'all got out and toure d: ) lol oh i meant to tell u we snatched a punch buggy this morning ... lol 
grandma before she saw what my tattoo sai d: omg why did you do that . 
USERNAME i know ... but know i'm scare d: / 
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i swear if they left without me .. 😁 😔 😒 
just ate 4 enchiladas , i want more i feel fat >_< 
USERNAME omg d: ! ! ! ! ! what's wrong with him i was soo worried 
last tweet 😏 #onthatslygrind slier than a moddafuggin beez in that trap 
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everybody is fucking with your click . 😒 pun intended . 
<<< hell yeah these mean , rude ass people ! 😒 
10 :3 0 doesn't seem to be coming any sooner . 😒 
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dragging my feet ion want to go to this god forsaken place 😣 
i can't believe it's already 4 d: where is the day goingg 
USERNAME come play with us ! ! ! 😐 #bored #sleepy URL 
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ul almost until the last couple of plays ... 😒 
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my mom knows that when i'm taking pictures . i'm taking pictures 😏 
what's the move tonight ? ? ...... oh wait *checks location* there are none 😒 
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i need to shut these windows i'm cold now but to lazy to get up . 😐 
USERNAME nunca me hace retweet ,. saludos compa .. ay aver cuando regala un follow >.< 
tell your girl kick her nike's off and stop checking for me ! ✌ 😏 
USERNAME anytime mija ! (: ohh p . s . i'm jelly too ! >.< 
whyy didn't i bring my english handbook to school 😣 
after coming home and laying on the couch the last thing i want to do is go back to work 😑 🍔🍟 
i wanna go to the bar tonight . my friends need fakes 😒 
my feets hurt . on well . one more hour of work .... only ten more minutes of break >.< 
your existence makes me sick to my stomach . #ew 
and all my friends are going to the mall and i can't go because i have to read this fucking book 😣 
can't take a nap 😒 going for a cruse 🚗💨 
ever since halloween iv been eating mad junk food 😑 #fattnesshearicome 
the trilogy is literally all his mix tapes and 3 new songs . that's it . 😑 
spent my entire saturday helping with a cupstacking thing with USERNAME 😒 what is wrong with us ? 
USERNAME when i go to colombia lol bc my friend sent it to me 😑 
USERNAME you have no idea what is happening to us rn ! gaaghhghh ! ! ! ! #merlin ........ d: 
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watching my favoritest sport of all time - college football . 😒 😑 👎 
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i'm tired ..... and sleepy .... but it has todo with that allergy medicine i took 😒 
she said if it isnt done in 30 min . i cant have people over ! d: 
i'm lonely , niggas ain't shit , teamfollowback , rt , i'm hungry ... i'm lonely , niggas ain't shit , teamfollowback , rt , i'm hungry ... #mytl 😑 
USERNAME i'm so down for a road trip . remember the immortal words of ol d: gas , grass or ass . nobody rides for free 
😑 and we just missed the bus @ cascade neighborhood URL 
#bama has not allowed an opening drive td this season . till now 😏 ☺ ☺ 
going back :( (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 33 others) URL 
my new ban d: the mean reds ... we are totes metal @ the slaughterhouse URL 
not being able to burp causes a lot of stomach aches 😔 😖 
the united states navy ban d: commodores jazz ensemble (@ ferguson auditorium) URL 
USERNAME USERNAME haha yo lay off my cuzin 😒 only i could 
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my apartment is 79 degrees in november without the heat on🔥👎 😒 
lol your butthurt face looks like this -----> 😤😤 <---- and when you get butt hurt xai , wale , and jorge look like --> 😂 😂 😂 😂 😏 😏 😏 😏 😈 
there so cute man , i just want to squish them >.< 
i deserve soo much better but yet i still stick around 😔 😒 
how can someone love you if you don't even love yourself ? ! #seriouslythough 😒 
justin's da d: justin , what are you thinking of getting ? justin: that girl that's working 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 33 others URL 
why is it that we love people who hurt us & we hurt people who love us ? >.< 
now what to do with the rest of my day ! ! #bored 
USERNAME it was indeed 😏 next time ill say hey ! it's been a while ! 
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all i want for xmas is my michael kors watch my mom said shed buy me . and i'll be goo d: ) 
i miss hair flips and looking majestic in the wind d: 
i just cannot figure out what i want to wear today 😒 
cuando menos te soporto es cuando mas me encantas 😒 
extra ticket to wolfgang gartner tonight ! ! any drivers down ? 😏 
my mom washed my car while i was gone this weeken d: ) #shesincredible 
haha i hope we are thinking the same thing ! #imin 😏 👊 
not being able to eat junk food , soda or order out #sucks 😣 
i hope not with anyone who works at the waffle housr #nasty rt USERNAME waffle house ceo accused in sex scandal . URL 
USERNAME my mom has a bunch of piercings but i can't have any 😒 but i know tongue doesn't cost a lot so that's goos 
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USERNAME shut up boy , i'd still beat you 😏 
da d: madie you don't need another bed . yours already sleeps like 8. #ijustwantabunkbed #dreamcrusher 💤 
people ask , how can you handle listening to every dvd commentary track ? one wor d: minesweeper . i'm getting good , and learning a lot . 
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my aunt got on yoga pants and i'm not tryna see that shit 😖 
USERNAME i need too , but i like shopping to much lol 😒 
stupid post office truck cut us off when we were trying to follow the bus in 😒 
you're 14, you've slept with 8 different guys and now you're after my best friends brother ? #nasty 
USERNAME we should write them sexy love letters so they let us be their wives tbh 😏 
i don't remember baby showers bein this boring . #bored #wannagohome 
why would you come here hella early but the party starts at 5, #iguess 😒 smh 
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almost got blown away with the wind . 😒 i gotta get my weight up . 
i have a bruise and i have no idea where it came from 😒 
classic da d: hey , we should take the kids to that movie . 
don't give me the duck face , cause imma just assume you suck dick .. 😑 
USERNAME forgot you have a significant other now . damn . pahaha alright what time ? ill preoccupy myself till then 😏 #boy 
determination and perseverance move the worl d; thinking that others will do it for you is a sure way to fail . 
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follow ew's lead . what the headlines should rea d: 
starbucks and nails did ✌ momma knows how to bribe me real well 😏 URL 
it's always the good and unconditional women that get the worst treatment . then they wonder why they change . 😒 
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USERNAME lol yes i agree ! hah ! lucky for you , we will more than likely be in the mall .. which has a lot less privacy than the shed di d: d 
USERNAME damn it you got me so hyped .. 😔 😒 
USERNAME yeah i forgot your to cool for me .. 😒 
USERNAME you can have him . i heard he likes dudes anyways 😏 
woo #bthobama go aggss ill see you next year 😏 
sittin out this game #pennpark #soccer #field #bored #tired #sunset #whyamireading @ james adams field URL 
my brother and my cousins ditched me to go ball up , instead of watching white chicks with me 😒 
if i'm why the fuck won't you leave me alone you weird . 😑 ✋ 
waiting for my fucking barber to text me back i need a hair cut >_< 
USERNAME nope you'd actually have to text me for that to apply to you 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME uczbebe104 😒 😒 not my proudest moment 😩 
USERNAME ride a real one 😏 i just got done with mine 
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USERNAME i was just trying to be cute 😞 😣 #happenstothebestofus 
the more i make the more i spen d: -) #treatmyself URL 
USERNAME thanks for the tag .. oh wait .. 😒 
USERNAME lol no i need it for something else d: 
waiting for this hair dye to finish & doing my nails & trying to shower before mackenzie wakes up 😑 #mommylife 
USERNAME i'm still trying to find others like maybe in vegas or something 😣 
i don't know if i'm up for drinking again 😖 
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k d8 bxp near donatos middletown oh 73.4°f URL #aprs 10.00b 
USERNAME aww are you alright ? i saw you run out of the bus when we got back to the school 😣 😁 
my da d: i'm a second-hand vegetarian . cows eat grass and i eat cows . 
if you're mad , take it out on the person or thing that made you mad , not me . 😒 
USERNAME i do not miss that about retail d: hearing the same 8 songs over and over starting in early november ugh 
USERNAME is not the ride is cuz its my dads birthday d; 
wonder if i'll see my gf USERNAME tonight 😏 #hm 
brunch special this weeken d: polenta and poached egg with gorgonzola cream sau @ adelina's fraschetta romana URL 
USERNAME try wanelo ! its like pinterest except you can buy everything and its craazyy discounte d: ) 
absolutely no one who knows me better , no one that could make me feel so goo d; how did we stay so long together 
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: retweet if you've playe d: basketball 🏀 football 🏈 volleyball 🙌 baseball ⚾ hockey 🏆 soccer ⚽ tennis 🎾 golf ⛳ cheer 🎉 track 🏃 dance 👯” 
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the nice chinese lady put six shrimps in my bowl then the girl from the counter took out one . so mean 😣 😖 
da d: back in wwii the japs were called nips . 
da d: what do you mean you slanted eye gook ? 
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still d r i v i n g ....... 😒 why is college station so far . 
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USERNAME where is the best place for yer coffee in the pearl district and environs ? #portland #p dx 
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just liste d: beat others to this deal in andover historic shawsheen village - $309,900 - URL 
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USERNAME and write our numbers down so they could t(s)ext us 😏 
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😒 if i stay in the same place to long i think too muh 
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USERNAME the other event at the hotel this weeken d: haddonfield hs '67 reunion . i'm guessing they're rather confused ... 
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basketball backboar d; i thought it was cool because it has names and quotes from many years ago ! URL 
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USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 no ! they suck for everyonee 
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havent talked to oomf every since this morning when he called me >.< 
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when you hear a bug flying behind your blinds<<<<< #eww 
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i hate drinking now but i'd really love to be beyond drunk tonight . #please 😐 
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so the vols lost and alabama is losing by 20 .. 😒 
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ba d: waking up and finding a penis drawn on your face . worse: finding out it was traced . ha ! lol . i laugh alone 
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i'm at the little mermai d: ariel's undersea adventure (anaheim , ca) w/ 3 others URL 
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can literally feel the sound waves coming through my walls from the building next door . #rude 
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pissed i hate this teacher i have to be in philly by . 8 am tomorrow morning 😑 
election launchpa d: USERNAME assembly win is campaign blueprint to run from USERNAME once a job for near retiring politicos #sfpolitics 
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my momma and he bf trynna go out to eat w/o me >.< unun 
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when i’m talkin and say #oomf do not tell me cause we all know i will 😒 
i waited my whole life to be the man of the hour ... i really can't lie , i was the man when i starte d; i'll be the man when i die . 
i still don't understand how my professor expects us to write a two page paper and use 15 sources😤 😼 🙈 
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new short film in the works entitle d: chill bill . pretty self-explainitory . 
men in kilts #te dx rainier @ university of washington URL 
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vinod khosla just cites a USERNAME paper here at #te dx sf 
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USERNAME what's w/the new yellow lanes USERNAME & multnomah ? and the p dx city flag painted on it ... paid for with taxpayer money ? ! #fail 
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alright you oblivious dummies walkin through the walmart parkin lot ... pay attention ! 😒 
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crazy noisy fun start to afternoon of #te dx rainier 
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i'm ready to eat 👿 😡 😡 😡 😡 😖 
really can't stand when people throw their cigarettes out the window after they finish smoking them #litterbugs #ew 
i really do not feel like going into work today . 😒 
i have black friday off from school . 😯 😏 this could be bad . 
the amount of food i just ate<<< #waytoomuch 😷 😖 
my shorts are cute af because hello kittys on them 😏 😁 
the touch on my fone is fuckin up ! ! >.< 
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shift 1 of 4 closing shifts in a row >.< (@ starbucks) URL 
hopefull i ace this interview tomorrow so i can get this job & finally have some money >_< 
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i've never realized this but i get extremely jealous . 😒 
real guys aren't perfect and perfect guys aren't real . 😑 
end of 3r d: cm up 28-7 and will start 4th quarter with 4th down and inches to go on mh 42. 
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- flat ironing my hair is the longest process ... >.< 
i've always wanted to slow dance with someone . >.< :( ( 
i'm so scared it better look good 😒 😡 😭 
when bitches tell you how to do your job . #rude 
what i got , you gon wanna get somee 😏 
USERNAME since he was re-electe d: i think we need 2 pray 4 him 2 get born again instead of making fun of him: 
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oh no i hope you didn't think that was about you 😐 
do they start that background music when your time is up , like the oscars ? :-) #te dx sf 
oh my go d; my dads drunk and i have to drive him home; can my life get any better ? 
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i need to take a shower but im lazy asf >.< 
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finally woke up from my sleep coma #feelalittlebetter #sick 😴 😏 
USERNAME does this mean we can't be friends ? 😏 
people who take spontaneous road trips alone are weird 😏 
eating by yourself at a restaurant can get reaally lonely ... fast 😬 😐 😕 
everyone's talking about how bad the wind is and i'm out here in the middle of a corn field ! 😑 
me:here you go*gives doughnut* frien d: thank you* hands doughnut to there friendme:*takes doughnut back* swerv bitch*eats doughnut*neva again 
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i will never . understand why ppl full . out cough w . out covering their mouths . #nasty 
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USERNAME not those ;o fine just fries and an ice cream milkshake ? 😏 
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what's with all these vt crime alerts ? someone decided to be a badass for a weekend ? #disgusting 
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listening to this voicemail , i just realized that i was invited to the m that one day d: i was sad for no reason ! -.- 
i wish my boyfriend would text me back . 😒 
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i wish people would stop calling me a liar . >.< 
pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again . 🎶 😏 #lastnightwasgreat #tonightwillbebetter 
my dog is so freakin spoiled all he wants to do is get rubbed and eat his doggy canned food 😒 
yess , i might actually get a phone next week 😏 
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USERNAME sorry :( but tom did not warn me about this >.< i'm gonna overdose watch -.- lol 
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i want to throw up after seeing that 😣 😠 
getting compliments on my eyelashes >>>> ☺ 😒 👏 #thankya 
new york was epic as always .... much needed retreat ... now to this endless study sesh 😒 
3000 channels and nothing on but bad college games . works for me , nap time with the pup . 😏 
USERNAME you wanna have kids with me 😏 you just said it 
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USERNAME itss a demon baby d; but its soo cute ^_^ lmaoo 
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now i remember why i don't like the onion in an onion ring .... looks as if it were a worms old shedded skin #yuck 
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USERNAME lol . that's a false accusation , but i'll post pix so we'll see 😏 thanks thoo homiee 
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USERNAME lol he is a landscaper so he does his nd ours so its twice as long like just stfu ! >.< 
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damn it . i won't be back in time for like half the game 😒 
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USERNAME the truth is , i feel sorry for you . 😒 
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i don't wife girls that are just lmao just saying 😏 
catching USERNAME on dec 1st . fuck rakim mayers #rvi dx rklvn 
been sitting in a dark room all day reading #ourlives #rule USERNAME 😂 😺 😸 😼 
30 more minutes before boarding begins . i'm officially #bored not much to do here in this lounge .... URL 
by popular deman d: the turk , his beans , and me (with recipe ): URL USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
thrift shop by macklemore on the radio say what ! ? ! ? 😳 😆 😱 😏 
be an #entrepreneur , go out & solve a $10b problem vs a $1b problem . #te dx sf 
finally made it to georgetown and baked&wire d: )) USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME i'm so gla d; i didn't know there were others ! 
if your not an texas a&m fan you should not be publicly pulling for them just because you hate bama ! do it privately ! #haverespect #rude 
USERNAME has 🐙 hair . 💁 😏 USERNAME (from earlier this week) @ olympian high school URL 
vayner islan d: like temptation island . kinda . ish . ew . #latergram #jazzandcolors @ central park URL 
this lady at pc richards doesn't know what she's doing . 😒 
USERNAME hahaha i don't 😳 hahaha yea i know but i just get so eehh 😣 hahahaha 
USERNAME if it was my phone , you wouldn't have been worried . 😏 
anyywwaayyss .. i fell today and it hurt d: 1-1 though 
nwgyfl final playoff weekend - blackwell bears vs hiram hornets ! next weeken d: nwgyfl super bowl ! ! ! halftime: 21-18 URL 
browns's wife is writer connie schultz who sai d: i can't believe i'm reading somebody else's writing ... but not just anybody USERNAME #vote2012 
having 3 keyboards gets annoying . one for spanish , english , & emojis . 😒 #spanishpeopleprobs 
i hope i passed that physics test that i took that's all that's on my mind 😒 
somebody come to gfs and visit me . i'm bored as fuckk ! ! ! ! ! ! ! bring me some grub too please 😏 
why did my girlfriend change her bio to something not cute 😒 ? also why is she on twitter and not texting me .. don’t make me tame yo ass🐯 
only get new bed , new tv , & clothes for christmas 😒 
i hate how society has made me feel insecure about myself . 😒 bastards ... 
USERNAME for the recor d: i still use a laptop for certain things (coding anything , complex docs) 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME finee all i meant was i saw the marascos and i was tipsy enough to tweet that at the time 😣 
got the dorm to myself ... what shall i do .. ! ? #bored #kill me 😳 
my da d: look at that pig , she barely fits behind the steering wheel 
USERNAME great thanks ! any reason you went with dx r over the dsr ? 
lmaoo this girl did not just copy my tweet -_- 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i have a new reddit abbv . for the USERNAME video crew: t d; dwb 
USERNAME USERNAME interesting - at #te dx alvapark ths wk spoke abt how risky twitter was in 2008 as an md -> URL 
hot some boneless buffalo wings , cinnamon sticks , and a cherry coke coming my way 😋 😏 
still applying to jobs ... no calls .. no emails 😒 😩 
spending too much money at an art show like the snooty fool i am . support the arts ! (p dx world forestry center -sitka gallery show) 
just saw a big billboard that said 😨 😵 😐 .... i'm in the wrong place 
got some boneless buffalo wings , cinnamon sticks and a cherry come coming my way ina half hour 😏 😋 
all that shit lets you know it was good . 😏 
USERNAME only for my gf :) & it's cause i get shy ! lol i'm like what if she doesn't reply or something ? ! d: 
USERNAME omfg maybe convince your dad to give you his .... ? xd so boom both sides (which are perf btw) and its hard to choose d: 
if my friends ever saw how much extra vodka i put in these they wouldnt fck with me 😏 
lmaoo this girl did not just copy my tweet and my own words -_- 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
she lookin for it but i'll keep calm ikidaa ain't bout that life ! 😏 
why does my hair always smeal like fried chicken ? ? ? #ew 
not the greatest pic but oh well its still #bigbang :: >_< :: @ prudentia centet , nj URL 
i wanna break this bitches legs right now 😖 😖 😖 😖 
i'm going to be the first one to get taylor swift to tickets tomorrow 😏 
i swear i could throw stuff at my mom . use own stuff dummy . 😑 👺👿 😡 👎💢👊 
ryan getting his dress blues tailored an old lady walks in and thanks him and he thanks her back ... akward 😑 
everyone feel free to text me for the next 5 hours .. 😑 
my dad suppose to take me to the salon 😒 he delayin shit ! 💆 
unique , cute , and fun to be with ! >.< 
can 7oclock just get here already .. wanna go to the party already 😒 bored of being home . 
USERNAME lol for real though . like why you need me to have a friend i know what y'all dudes be on when you say that 😒 
“USERNAME USERNAME look what i just found 😏 URL peace on earth lmfao 
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wish i could hibernate all winter and come out like in august when it's all sunny and warm 😑 
the people of portland aren't living in the past , they just really love to recycle #p dx #portl @ ne portland URL 
that awkward moment when your 32 old stalker is at the same place you are . #eww 
i swear as soon as my nipple leaves silas's mouth he looks up at me & gives me the dirtiest look . 😒 
sometimes i just wish i felt like i was attractive in someway . >.< 
USERNAME they paid for theres .. so they come first >.< 
i gotta learn how to not answer 😒 i'll tell myself over n over but still pick up 
love coming into a full section . not like i came here to make money or anything . #eww #workround2 
mom:i tried getting you 1d tickets but they were sold out v.v 
arizona rb ka'deem carey rushes for 366 yards , 5 t d; arizona defeats colorado , 56-31 
when i get out the shower , i be cold asf ! >.< ! 
i really have no life , i stay in every weekend 😒 
#oomf got a good head on her , you can learn a lot from her . 😋 😏 
USERNAME that's a no . i know girl code . 😣 
its t . o . p ! ! ! ! ! i literally screamed my lungs out whenever it was his turn ~ >_< ~ @ prudential center , nj URL 
it's like natural in mexican niggas blood that they're perves . 😖 🙅🙅🙅 
USERNAME you and USERNAME are always quoting me . 😏 
USERNAME thinks i'm secretly in love with him because my sister teddy bear is named fredrick like him 😑 lol 
was taking a peaceful nap till someone tickles my side ...... it was my fuckin dog .... 😏 thanks asshole 
obviously i'm phenomenally unmemorable . qot d: did you just move in ? 
USERNAME you can say that again :-) haha , youre hands always remided me of a little kid haha >.< your hands will never look manly :o 
spent all day with the best sister ever & now spending rest with best boyfrien d; * #couldn 'taskformuchmore . 
i can't believe they casted a beaver to play zac efrons lover in charlie st . cloud 😒 😫 #pickme 
good goodness ... if bama loses ...... i swearr 😏 😏 😏 😏 👌 
i can also actually read my timeline now that i’m free from that hellish practice structure . three hours a day for <15min presentation >_< 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ightt i guess we can include you too then 😏 
only if i wasn't a lame ass , i'd have plans today . 😐 
all day my nose hasn't ran now it is 😒 
USERNAME they all know it bc thts how you say it spanish 😒 
USERNAME took 1021 pictures on my phone of people in the qsa . omg ... revenge is coming . it took me 10 minutes to delete all of them 😒 😡 
man , i wanted to go to that party d; 
dope😁 😏 #inkies #tattoo #art USERNAME @ inkies tattoo studio URL 
i remember way back in the day when i could where shorts like this everyday ! 😒 😔 
USERNAME .… i see how this friendship works 😑 💔 
this whole 'broke college kid' shit sucks , it's not for me . #hateit #sopoor 
at my lil cuz party its at the party and im soo col d; * 
now everything i was doin tonight is messed up , cause he wanna take me out to eat around 9 an shit >.< 
this nigga always wanna b callin in the middle of the nite lookin 4 a booty call &shit >_< he got da wrong # if thats what he lookin for -_- 😒 
decorating for christmas ! ! ! cause i have cool parents 😏 #exitment #somanycolors 
i need a new cuddle buddy , my pillow pet isn't cutting it . 😏 
i feel like shit i should not have drank all my beer last night 😒 
i want a job so bad . 😩 and my dad refuses to let me work for him . 😒 
USERNAME i have no ride lolz it's cold too dx 
USERNAME haha i know . you've seen mine 😳 😏 
saying home for school may have been the biggest mistake of my life . 😒 
my parents left me alone in the car . >_< 
trey songz -dive in video is really a disappointment 😒 
USERNAME lmfao you cant call me love .. then lump . . >.< 
dow d: [in 08], obama lifted up the base with his message of hope and change; this time the base lifted up obama , with the hope he will change 
not to mention they make you buy it all ... 😒 🔫 
final in west hartfor d: quinnipiac 65, uhartford 61. qu (1-0 #qubobcats #necmbb 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha 😏 but no i don't but i have to go to this dinner thing out in kennadale . 
😏 rt USERNAME 👀 rt USERNAME nobody wanna know what i heard . lol 
😒 only nigga in my house , since this party bus ain't bumping till 9 .. 
my dad was suppose to be buying my sneakers 😑 of course not 
you only get one shot ! 😏 bitch pleasee you know who i am ! 
i have friends that never want to do anything fun ... 😒 😁👎 
funny part is my ex called it from the beginning . sorry , she's sexy af i can't help it just like you couldn't apparently 😏 
final in west hartfor d: quinnipiac 65, uhartford 61. the bobcats (1-0, 0-0 nec) hoss american univ . on monday at 7pm . #qubobcats #necmbb 
saturday night . and i'm home alone ? ! #bored #hateit #need #something #to #do 
my hair is 3 colors 👎 😖 not what i wanted ! URL 
jus cause ion speak on some don't mean ion know wtf is goin on i promise yu i know waay more than yu think 😏 
USERNAME goo d: getting star wars merch for christmas . ba d: the soundtrack lp . play cantina again , sam . 
it's really just remarkable ... "USERNAME here is the latest cut at the petraeus saga from nyt , a must-rea d: URL 
& my mom is about to leave me . 😒 #homealone 
USERNAME hahah you act like you'd do it anyway 😏 lmao 
oh .... my ass hurts from sitting . 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 
that was the most awkward conversation ever ! ! ! omg noo d: i will not talk to strangers ever again ! 
well chugging this coffee and getting started on studying i suppose 😒 
my boyfriend of 2.5 years still doesn't know what day in january my birthday is 😑 
girls get mad when all you want out of them is sex ... miguel makes a song called quickie and that's exactly what he wants and girls love it 😑 
i really hope it doesn't rain 😣 you see i forgot my ☔ 
USERNAME lol noo i just can't bare to look at it anymore it makes me sick . it's brunetts 👎 😖 
i still have no idea what i want to wear tomorrow night 😒 
xmastime at home with the dandy warhols ! dec 15 & 16 - three different experiences . #p dx events URL URL 
i wonder if i will get a blue check next to my name now ? 😏 ✔ 
i swear kids nowadays are reckless and its worst because their parents dont watch them 😒 over here tryna start a fire . hell to the no 
my dad got the iphone 5 & now he keeps face timing me from the kitchen . #stopthat 😑 
i need more posters to decorate my room ! that is the super tiny exo wall d: URL 
USERNAME we are :) ) lol . & me too ! it gets boring sometimes though d: 
& i didn't get a text ? oh . 😒 
reppin your dsl 😒 i believe dsl's are not born but raised ... you trained your lips to fit your hoe ass personality 
USERNAME e town ! and yeah it's not fun 😑 
pizza w/danny . #pizza #tomspizza #amazing #thebestpizzap dx @ tom's pizza and sports bar URL 
it was nice outside when i went to sleep ... now it's just #eww 
#lrt yess , i feel the samee way 😔 😏 
i jus wanna go a week without having to worry about anything ! can't i have jus that ? ! 😒 
my bitch treated me well today . felt pretty good and got some good gopro footyy . gettin a hang of this motocross thing 👌 😏 
large elmo's in your face , crowded subways , slow walkers ... #timessquare #nyc on a saturday 😑 😕 🗽 
listen lady , if you are trying to go to the restroom and i'm in the way and i say sorry , you shouldn't say under your breath #rude 
my baby miss me just as bad as i'm missing him , ugh cant wait till he move with us 😣 few more weeks my wait will be over 
oops left my kid on cadies back yard again >.< 
migraine headache + throwing up = not a good time 👎 😣 
USERNAME haha it's so much easier to just straighten .. 😒 😒 
my boss being USERNAME 's mom's boyfriend ... 😐 weird 
blah blah this blah blah that , they talk about terry behind his back , youngin on his grin d; a well known fact , i'm still in atl , where u at ? 
USERNAME girl why yu talkin about yourself like that ? 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME davi d: practically ill laughing at that comment . abolishing fox would surely better serve humanity . 
USERNAME hahahaa why are you talking to me ? 😏 
when people trace the tattoo on my thigh with their tongue >>>> 😋 😏 😌 
as USERNAME once sai d: tonight is gunna be a good night #ucms #letsgouc #cantwait 
contemplating just staying the night at isu since i'm already here 😏 #pleasemom 
i don't let my happiness ever depend on someone else . hope it works out for ya . but who still makes out in bars though ? #ew #yapickedawinner 
i'm sad i'm almost here && these bitches are napping 😠 😞 😒 
USERNAME 😏 haha cause i have this nc 40 foundation but it matches my skin like perf & i was freakin out cause i'm norm a nc 25 😳 
u can svck my dx ck cause im worth 3hunna rvcks . 
back in duncanville ... 😞 😒 about to finish this work and then hopefully go out tonight 
now i know how people feel when they drive with me 😒 clearly i get my driving from my mom #bitchiscrazy #scaredformylife 
why you say that someone might see my tweet and cook me something 😼 
USERNAME 😖 😖 😖 😖 come to da ville when you get off 
i wish i could look at babe without feeling so damn insecure v.v 
USERNAME idk ! 😑 wait u don't have plans ! ? 
that was one of the best dreams i've ever ha d: ( 
truth be tol d: i miss you . truth be tol d: i'm lying . lolololol 
i cant believe we have school on veterans day 😒 
my wedding song will be dat new new by USERNAME 👌 😏 #fav 
me and payton just saw an old man and he had like 3 hairs about 10 inches long growing off a mole on his cheek #yuck #whatswrongwithpeople 
my step mom is always accusing me for shit i don't do and i always end up in trouble 😣 
they gave me some nastey ass orange juice ! 😒 😒 😒 
i need a boyfriend that will pay for all my cheer stuff 😁🎀 😑 👍 
USERNAME i hate youu . i've been working on things for a different class d: 
USERNAME solid point . blew it this morning not getting those 😒 
😑 rt USERNAME just kicked a little ball at my little sister USERNAME and it ricocheted off her knee and hit her in the face hahaha 
kelvin show up in a beanie & his life will be over . 😒 lmfao 
USERNAME i'd do those chores for you n just be ya friend lol no thanks necessary 😏 
just witnesse d: friend's dog has a lazy eye and was taking a shit with a red rocket all simultaneously . 
i can handle a relationship and do what i need for myself as well . i'm a #multitasker 😑 
USERNAME no he come home monday and leave wednesday ... and bitch i said we gon see . 😼 
i always feel like i'm in a damn freezer when i come to work . 😑 ❄⛄💨 
i have to admit that last tweet o' mine gave me a bad aftertaste . 😖 😖 😂 😂 😤 
USERNAME everyone calls me the baby of the company , and smiley . i'm literally the youngest person working there d: 
the only fiesta that matters ! tonight it's going downn , hmu for tables and a good time 😏 #p @ phukét lounge URL 
btw , aforementioned USERNAME draws & writes safety goggles , a cool web comic you should rea d: 
i really hate web people don't text back ! 😔 😒 
i just saw blade at fry's ! d: his daughter is cute ! :3 
i hope USERNAME ready to go out to eat , i'm ballin now 😁 😏 
why am i even wasting my time when this bitch wears bakers shoes ? 😒 😒 😒 
niggas talk about soulja on his mixtape page like they ain't listening 😏 
USERNAME great , you just compared me to your dad 😒 lol 
man , i hate this day light savings shit 😒 
aggh . text me or something to make work go by a little faster 😒 #readytogohome 
USERNAME maybe ill take him to big bear with us 😏 
just did up my hair to go out tonight but am afraid it will be ruined the second i step outside . one wor d: hairspray ! ! #gayboyproblemsinks 
showered early for the party , only because its not hot outside >.< ! 
weed is being legalized on the 1 year anniversary of richards death . he would be happy 😏 #funny 
i miss #oomfs , smh he be frontin on me 😁 😒 👎👊 
just smiled at this white lady , even thoo i didn't me to ! >.< 
✋ 😏 i do . 😂 rt USERNAME USERNAME i bet none of those bitches get the treatment i get 
i just wanna cuddle 😒 nothing more nothing less ... is that possible ? ? ? ? ? 
😒 the fact my father is making me walk to hype park , uhh nuh . 
#retail #job in #bethesda , marylan d: retail sales counter manager - cosmetics and fragrances at nordstrom URL 
#retail #job in #bethesda , marylan d: retail seasonal sales - men's - furnishings at nordstrom URL #jobs 
8a . m-8p . m just doesn't want to end 😐 
rt USERNAME voter frau d: #obama won %108 of registered voters in ohio county: URL #tcot #gop #teaparty 
i don't care what none of y'all say i still love her 😏 
tell me why i can related to most of USERNAME 's tweets tho 😏 😌 
getting on my last nerve 😑 @ northwood apartment homes URL 
i swear all i ever do is wait on my boyfriend 😒 
kelly said that when you sneeze that means a boy misses you 😏 
zayn malik why don't you love me ? d: #directionerproblems #zaynmalik #onedirection #sosad 
on the brightside , i'm finally getting my nails done 😏 💅 
i have no qualms saying that i like robin hoo d: prince of thieves 
USERNAME no .. no one likes you ! d: lmao 
USERNAME oo look at you , modeling & what not . 😏 
every part ah philip body soon bruk up . 😒 
ugh , couldn't get a new vs bra . d; 
USERNAME duhh i have to wait til your a singer so i know my child will be taken care of😁 😏 
wow ! mike's boss said that he didn't receive my application for mikunis . looks like i'll need to re-apply again . 😒 
USERNAME does your brother have el time to do me the huge favor of taking my exam >_< 
might take my phone out the otter box later , when i get off 😏 📱 
USERNAME at my grandparent's house in clevelan d: / coach knew , but i woulda rather been at practice , not my choice tho 
be straight up w/ me don't stand there & wasting your breath & spit bullshit to me . 😑 😑 
shutup .. your team hasn't even started playing .. hope y'all lose ... 😒 
people will stare , make it worth their while 😏 
double standar d: uofl's loss @ 'cuse = overrated . nd over pitt (3ot) & uf escaping ull @ home = overlooking opponent . USERNAME USERNAME #bcs 
USERNAME thank you , that means a lot coming from the keithmeister .. 😏 
i'll wind up having more than one husband . choosing one is just too hard ! >.< 
couldn't help my self so i walked up and said 😏 
i think i might actually get my own hotel room all to myself for tonight , awesome . 😏 🏤 @ great wolf lodge URL 
whistler puckers up for ovi d: a decade ago , director mary zimmerman won a tony for a staging of metamorphoses se ... URL 
USERNAME no way wee can dance and sip on good drinks together hehe 😏 
lovin this snow ! ! ☺ .. cause i'm canadian ! 💪 😏 
USERNAME yay i like your hair red it's beautiful >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME he was supposed to call me today . and he didn't 👎 😑 
USERNAME workday complete ! tire d; but our carts roll and our trailer is organized ! URL 
so #nebraska can pull jerseys when blocking and no hol d; #psu tugs and it’s a hold . 
omg they need to make up their damn mind 😑 
my mom said we would go some where . i'm still home 😒 
a ads dj . fcc hershey .. gg tiff , exceeded v , v tantean bfckb dx cfchf fda gg tweeted by my nephew 
my mom was being all sorts of rude last night . 😒 
watching snooki & jwow w/ my mom .... yeah that wasn’t a good idea hahaha 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME sadly nope d: and omfg yes bvb better be there and if bvb comes to indy im getting vip to do that ;d 
pretty sure we are going to die on this ride hungover half awake bad driver plus this snow/rain plus mountain roads equals death 🙈 😖 😭 
ever since roger , every boy i talk to gets me weak . and i always get caught up in my feelings 😒 😒 
picking up a third dog from USERNAME for my moms frien d: ) URL 
this is going to be a longg night at work by myself 😏 #saveme 
those people that act like they are on an emotional roller coaster for attention 😒 #iwillneverunderstand 
i'm sorry , but this medication is my life support and you can't pay attention ? that's not ok . 😒 
baking cookies and watching elf tonight sounds like such a good idea ..... hmm , that might need to happen . 😏 🎄🍪 
USERNAME i feel you . i went and bought your mom boy stuff because i thought she was having a boy . fuck me >.< 
yes ! rt USERNAME at USERNAME today , 1st time , and its faboulously inspiring ! #te dx rainier 
my dad has more designer jeans than me 😒 #thewhitegirlstruggle 
so i know everyone is spending their saturday like me ... watching harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1 😏 that's what cool kids do 
man when this party start so i could order up some sushi 😑 
USERNAME lmao ! that sounds easy :d & glad to hear you're trying to get that out of the way ! since you ain't wanna graduate with us 😒 
my teeth hurt so bad d: the cold is killing my poor little chompers :( 
just passed a huge mitt romney billboard . invest in a ground game next time you republicans . the billboard sai d: 
r dx - broad out (official music video) [hd] nov . 2012 URL via USERNAME 
😔 😒 rt USERNAME unfortunately , i can't make you love me , the way i love you . 
and i just got my dads throw up on my foot . #gross 
ughh work is going by so slow ! 😒 😩 😭 
making waffle bowls .. oh how fun . #not #boring 
USERNAME i don't follow the rules ! ! everyone is considers my family ahaha and yes they will 😏 
today's good and bad ... goo d: i made a cute mini-quilt; ba d: someone asked me if i was expecting . um , no . diet to follow ! 
so many things running through my head right now 😣 
#sometimesiwonder if i've already met the man i'm going to marry . 😏 
father's too lazy to make me limeade ... so i'm going to have to make it myself . 😒 #princessproblems 
USERNAME let me see . cause the reason i'm bored is cause my parents at like you can't go out so i'm here like 😒 
370 calories later ! i'm done with the awful treadmill 😒 
laurie is letting me go out tonight . 😏 #score 
i found a bug on my ceiling as i wa typing this it disappeare d: ))))) URL 
USERNAME my team won , gotta worry about your team that their down 😊 😏 
should of backed up my iphone . lost all my shit again . 😒 😒 
dumb day of doing nothing , finally home , and boredom is already setting in . just me and my music #bored #music 
"USERNAME ahh crazy video ! “USERNAME watch dis ! r dx - broad out (official music video) URL video ago hard maadd 
went for a 5 mi ride . check it out on USERNAME afternoon errand ride #p dx URL 
i have a decent sized butt already but i had a dream i got ass shots . 😒 but why ? 
at #te dx rainier USERNAME close your eyes , breathe , learn and tweet feat . USERNAME @ meany hall theater URL 
i just got asked to do aka crystal meth ... oh la how i love you 😒 
it's only 5 😖 😖 i'm thinking its madd late 
i feel like i need you more than you need me 😏 
i hate being home alone wl nothing to do . #bored 
it's sad that its dark out & i'm still not out of bed 😒 
USERNAME the night is still youngg . see how ya feel later 😏 
ughh work is going by so slow 😒 😫 😭 
i was tryna be sexy earlier & then i looked down at my jail tattoo .. 😒 
USERNAME we can watch harry potter , eat chocolate and popcorn while planning our world domination . it'll be perfect 😼 
soo bored . not only am i having conversations with my cats but also with myself . i'm going crazy d: 
y'all needa stop quoting from mean girls . it's annoying that movie came out a long time ago , it's not that funny anymore 😒 #burnedout 
i put ode hot sauce in my soup my mouth is legit on fire , fuck it . still good 😏 
stunting on them strong ! ! ! #moncler season 😏 💵💳💰💲 @ places you cant go 😏 🚀✈ URL 
USERNAME lmao ! oh he'll no gf >.< you're to pretty for jail ! ! 
USERNAME thanks , i'm gonna make you guys prou d: ) i can't wait till i get to see everyone again ! ! 
USERNAME sounds about right . my mom can't stay out of my closet 😒 
USERNAME looks like that hurricane finally made its way south . #weatherreporter #genius 😏 ☔☔☔ 
my parents be buying houses like nothing , and thy still can't make me a new key . okay ! 😒 
USERNAME bitch you told me you already had plans 😒 coulda hung out with me . 
USERNAME i ain't got no ride all the way out there d; 
i'm so tired and i forgot today's tonny's birthday party oh man goodness d: 
uhh now i'm feeling dizzy /: i better not faint >.< 
i feel unloved , no one is answering me . d: 
i hope christina changes her mind about me having to wear weave at her wedding . 😣 
zari can make that face like that emoji 😒 lol 
i'm so tired and i forgot today's tonny's birthday party oh my goodness d: 
staying in the house tonight . i don't have friends to chill with so ima chill with myself 😏 
my sister just dip dyed her bangs with my blue >.< she barely used anything though . 
i have no use for girls who have no self respect . if you have to get in bed to get something .. how can u be proud of that ? #disgusting 
damn yo , where the fuck is USERNAME 😑 😒 . 
damn i wish i was 21 already ! ! ! 😖 
USERNAME what's going down at yo house niggy 😳 😏 
hate making people wait for me . guess that happens when i over sleep . 😒 
to my future nonexistent boyfrien d: do not ever get me flowers . don't you dare . 
bruno= weirdest movie i think i've ever watched ... USERNAME #umm 😦 😖 
so i have to wait to USERNAME nails to dry so i can eat 😑 👊👏💅 
boring day , can't seem to make myself get up to do homework >.< 
this nigga called me mcugly tho 😂 😂 😂 😒 
why do mcdonald's french fries have to be so good 😒 
“USERNAME this bitch 😒 USERNAME URL i was like that is definitely not me ... das zoe , then i realized what i did 😏 
ohh now jelina wants to come to wal-mart since we might get her that leap frog tablet thing . she's failing . >_< 
i want you to come over on monday ! >_< 
i wake up then USERNAME & USERNAME goes to sleep 😒 
looks like my night is not gonna go how i want 😒 
my cat is really into the game too 😏 URL 
USERNAME is the sweetest guy in the worl d: ) 
the one time i forget to lock the door when taking a bath my 3 yr old nephew decides to bust in&ask me to open a chewy bar can i get peace . 😒 
we took our first picture last night but i deleted it on accident >.< i didn't tell him tho so ..... yeah c: 
that awkward moment when a lady thinks you're 14 and not 20 ... 😑 
i'm ready to go back downtown .. i hate the westbank 😣 
nice to know my dog likes my water . #eww 
i was so essited to see chel at work though that i forgot to go 😒 
sofea is making me listen to taylor swift's new album ..... 😑 
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USERNAME the red one huh ? damn lmao that sucks oh well 😏 ✌ i'm gonna start playing again ! but in a different league at the complex 
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l riding with USERNAME to the red hot chilli peppers . USERNAME should've came 😏 
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these girls behind me smell like piss ! ! 😖 
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ok the urinals in this bathroom at the mall smells like fruit loops . it's safe to say i will no longer be eating fruit loops . #yuck 😷 
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i wonder if my uncle can spare me a bowl 😏 
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celeste just said she feels like shit and asked us what we were gonna do tonight . crassy girl , she just wanna drink 😏 
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if nobody gives me a ride i will die . need to party after this banquet 😒 😬 
just sat here and brought my contact list from 3000+ people to 200. #bored 
😒 😒 😒 just had a talk with my mans about this the other day . had me weak though 😂 😂 😂 #dmv @ north michigan park URL 
my house smells like your house right now .. 😐 
just chopped it up w/ david polanco real quick ... long time frien d; inspiring convo . #great things on the horizon ✌ #adidasslvr 
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today i realized that no matter what ate boys are always going to be ignorant and dumb 😑 
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USERNAME saying that isn't the way into a girls heart 😒 .. #notforgiven #youllhavetoworkforit 
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don't think about the en d; enjoy the time we can spend together right now #life #deeptweet 
it's my brother birthday and i haven't talked to him because he has been making snow all day 😒 ❄ 
i wanna do something tonight when i get off of work .... 😒 #whattodo 
i know what time it is ... time for to go home ! ! 😒 
ughh . i can't wait to get back to texas 😑 
my dad won't make dinner till the games over 😒 
girls , if you're going to come over to my apartment , at least put the seat up when you're finished using the bathroom #commoncourtesy #rude 
we have ten hours until last call and myles wants to go out right now 😒 
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so wish i was spending the day at #te dx freemont . 
i had to b a thug to her last nite cuz she didn't get it 😒 😒 😒 😒 
👨 say that they looking for real one lets see if he a real one 😼 
- okay mom ; i guess you can have more of a social life than me . # 😒 
just gonna chill today and watch football like i usually do 😏 
may or may not bust out my black velvet pumps tonight 😏 
my temper is so bad ... thanks a lot dad 😒 
USERNAME me to . i'm like its none of there freaking business >_< 
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USERNAME oh yea .. let me tell ya .. >.< 
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USERNAME a guy with a gun could maybe possibly do that 😏 
i can't pretend that everything is all good , but i can't say that everything is all bad . but i can say that you be on my mind 😏 
when guys try to act like there all cute but there not lmao >.< 
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man USERNAME has been right about alot of stuff regarding my life lately .. im still not listening to him tho 😒 
taking a shower and getting ready is my favorite part of the night . 😏 👌 
there's only one reason i still have a facebook . and that one reason is starting to piss me off😤 😒 
my mom always tell me to eat little portions of food but its always a bust 😏 👎 
USERNAME a new photo with ... lets just say ... less bubbles 😏 
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don't hand me money with your black filthy hands 😒 
might end up staying at the crib tonight if nun dont shake ! #bored #rockmartprobz ! lol . 
soo bored at work 😖 😑 some one come visit ? 👌 😄 
mad cause i'm cuter than the girl that's with ya ? 😏 
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another excuse my parents have come up with to not see me . again . thanks . 😒 
deciding what to do tonight ... the possibilities . 😏 
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i have marks on my face from sleeping on maikayla couch 😒 
USERNAME lol how you gone tell me who i was talkin bout lol 😏 
fuck it . i'm not going to that party bus 😑 .. this headache won't let me . 
sake . sipping slowly became shooting instead . #gross URL 
USERNAME 80% of the time , it works all the time 😏 
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i mean i guess since my moms making me be a loser and stay home tonight i'll do all my missing work ... yeah maybe tomorrow 😏 
bored someone talk to me 😊 #talk #bored #someone #anyone #please 
feel horrible and i'm home alone i'm such a baby . 😒 
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it took all day to sign all of the house paperwork .. 😒 🔫 
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USERNAME you can figure that one out yourself ... 😒 😔 
i just want to punch her in the face like you missed your flight to rome . rome ! ! ! ! >.< ugh stupid addicting korean dramas . 
i'm ready i go back to va 😑 😑 😑 i have no friends in md . 
eat workout sleep . bad way to end the night #sameoldthing #bored 
USERNAME dude i get scared when i look at them lol #gross 
USERNAME i should my mom a picture of amber from f(x) and she thought she was a guy ! ! ! d: 
lovee it when i lock my keys in my car ... 😒 🚙🔑 #always #whyme 
that's not what you was saying some months ago but i'll chill 😒 
oh shit . gabi was giving sophia a haircut today .. dx she looked better before with long hair 
relationships are hard . losing hope while my heart is broken but yet already taken .. confused >_< 
we're out of franks red hot ? ! ? ! ? what ! ? ! ? ? ? 😒 
i think every girl loves to hear that they'd look cute with the guy they like 😏 
imagine diving into a pool full of liquor 😱 😏 #swimmingpools 
it's okay though 😒 it's just her local hoe . 
i always get tipsy , never drunk . needa past that level before 19 😏 
does it feel like a party night or date night ? 😐 decisions , decisions .. 
when the lady at the checkout bad my bread with cans and heavy shtuff #thingsihate 😒 @ walmart supercenter URL 
keaton needs to get off work .. i'm soo boredd 😑 
this last weekend for da fair so i guess i should go 😒 
USERNAME yeah come ! my dad doesn't know i'm grounded 😏 
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USERNAME who knows 😖 . just kidding . yes i would ☺ ☺ 
if i had money for every time i couldn't get jeans because they were way too long on my midget legs ... i swear . 😒 
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USERNAME my ends are so bad ! my split ends have split ends . 😒 
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boredom set in .... like three hours ago . #ughh #bored 
i'm sick ion got no business being ignorant on twitter 😒 😔 
USERNAME you're that fucked up that you put a picture on here of you that fucked up ... #gross 
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USERNAME maybe if you took us out on a boat ride you would've earned more bestfriend points 😏 
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USERNAME lonestar has been good ! naniwa is out though d: 
one week until all our tl's are full of vampires and werewolves 😒 
my mom flipped out when thought i was getting my hair cut . so i have to keep my hair now . 😒 😔 
but just gives side eyes and stank faces and occasional subs she never sees . 😒 
i need to get out of this house cuz all i'm doing is just sitting here eating #bored 
i'm not a big fan of people who smoke cigarettes #nofuckingbuenoo 😑 😑 😑 
this chick said she moved from cali her sophomore year of high school .. i asked her where she was from and she said she didn't remember 😑 
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the one day i get to leave work and come home early i'm stuck in bed with a major headache 😣 
ima start listening to japanese music .. every time i post song lyrics i see 3 ppl posted it before me & 16 posted it after i did .. 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME jamie , go read my texts earlier in the group message . it's not 😏 
i just wanna go home d: (@ sports authority) URL 
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kaleshia really made us wait in 7/11 just so she could get a taquito . 😑 
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watching my roomie get ready for day glow knowing i don't have plans tonight <<<< #singlegirlprobs 😒 
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i always scold my mom when it comes to her diabetes because if i don't , no one will . d: 
USERNAME yes i would ! ! 😣 i'm just a bad texter 
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ill meet you in your hea d; tonight when your in bed 
so i went to h . e . b on 100% left it . on 58 % ..... 😒 like really we where in there for 30 min , i ain't with it ! ! 
USERNAME i've yet to get an invite to come over and see the new place #rude 
in the book store looking at comic books for the 3rd time today :/ #guyfriends #onlygirl #gobrittany #bored 
everyone would hit me up when i'm sleep . when i'm awake no one wants to talk to me . but when i'm asleep you and your cousin need me . 😖 
USERNAME i dont have a radio d; we only have one in the kitchen and my moms listening to her beaner music lmao 
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the mirror up on the ceilin got things so visual 😏 
when you get excited to go somewhere and yell then you realize you're in the mainlan d; no one understands you . #hawaiiproblems 
time for my favorite saturday night activity: library ! 😑 
everyone spells my name wrong 😒 @ medium rare URL 
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dad got me watching college football ! smh ! 😒 
i just finished cleaning the whole house . dx fuuck that was alot and my house is big . 
i just wanna see you and cuddle with you is that so much to ask for ? 😒 
thanks to bronchitis .. all my plans are cancelled fml 😒 
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USERNAME .. you're still giving me crap about the voicemail you left me that i never replied to . 😣 
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bon fire around 9 or 10 at my house 😏 
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glad i got to see my boy USERNAME at all-west ! even though he sucks ... #notjoking 😏 
i hate to say it but i like my competitive team soo much more than my high school team 😏 #sorryimnotsorry 
patrick: seems like we've been walking forever ! squidwar d: you've only took three steps . patrick: felt like four . 
close to 6 :3 0 and behold ! i'm bored 😒 
officer igwe & his asanwa is on the case 👊 😏 @ top of the world URL 
USERNAME i was dying for coffee today but i'm with my bf & he doesn't let me drink it 😑 
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all this for some pizza wings and bread 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME why would you even ask that , of course we are ! d; 
i just smacked my laptop hard dancing with the homie #djremo >.< lmao ! i hope it didnt get hurt ;/ 
i just got invited to be a fifth wheel on my mom's double date . rea d: i get nice food and advertisement as a perfect daughter . 
it's so fucking hot at work that i'm sweating 😑 😑 😑 
mother fuckers at walmart not covering their mouths when they sneeze or cough #disgusting 
USERNAME still has >60 people logged on waiting for the USERNAME to resume . that's dedication ! thank you & we're working on it ! #te dx 
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now you know that rt was a damn lie ! ! 😏 
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i have make up on ., & not going anywhere .. what's wrong with me 😒 
USERNAME 😔 😔 😔 😒 😒 😒 yep i officially don't like you ! ! 
i've been hurt so bad in my past that its so hard for me 2 trust ... i over think any situation and the worse part is i can't help it 😣 
i hate wearing my glasses , i get the worst headaches . 😣 
some lessons don't need to be learne d: the pre-meal tortilla chips will always kill my appetite . 
love buying babe clothes n not me 😒 not really ! ! 
i've gotten my haircuts from the same dude since i was 4. i live in jackson , and i go back to dallas just to get my haircut from him 😏 . 
i have way to much change ... 23 dollars in just quarters . #waitressprobs #determinedtocountitall #bored URL 
i still can't believe i used to drink 4 lokos on the reg .... 😖 
nothin better to do so i guess i'll do my homework 😑 #thecollegelife 
ur unnecessary tweets make me seem like da bad guy . 😑 . im cool with that , fuck it ! 😎 
i miss my boyfriends car more than he does . #sadtweet 😭 😒 
fuck this house i hate this house i need to leave this house >.< 
USERNAME >.< what ? leave me alone you perv . 
i really am not gonna feel like going to work tonight ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 
sitting here smakin a fag and mike burps in my face . #gross . 
love knowing i have a soccer game at 10:15pm on a saturday ... not ! 😒 
USERNAME are you sure ? :o i'm worried , that's why i'm asking >.< 
i change my mind too much and can never make decisions 😒 🔫 
toke off today b/c my back is still in crazy pain 😒 😔 😔 😔 
some people wild out though , because i wear snapbacks with my hoodie skinnies and my jays i can't be intelligent or have ambitions 😑 #stepback 
i smoke when i wanna smoke , fuck that ! 😏 ☺ 💖 
i quit on teaching this girl how to dance >.< ugh ! 
USERNAME the one firmware has a daylight savings time bug that made it jump a day forwar d; otherwise not syncing shouldn’t be a problem . 
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USERNAME you just love to correct me don't you ... 😒 
so i had a last week and did a powerpoint and copied and pasted all of that shit got caught and now im failing my computer class . fml d: 
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i heard you doing you .... but i'm doing better 😏 😏 😏 
new canaan football demolishes stamfor d: it was just 12 months ago that the black knights pulle ... URL #stamford #topix 
i get so salty when ppl call target then hang up when i answer 😒 😒 😒 
geez ! if you want to change for the better , change for yourself and nobody else . 😒 
bitch took my bestfriend - cholo away from me 😒 
gay bingo is sold out ! 😣 oh well i guess that means get a drink 🍸 
USERNAME i want to badly . but no ride d: 
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USERNAME 😏 yu knw chillin chillin ......... i heard about the party yu had ! lol 
lmfao . maria been on her cell phone all night . but let her see someone call me…”ohh . you should tell them not to call during work hours” 😒 
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girls that wear matching clothes and thinks it's cute . <<< honey , you're 16 not 6. 😒 
i thought it was sunday . i was so hype for the walking dead and once upon a time . 😒 😕 
da d: (we look-a chair up on some roof) funniest person i know . #weretalkinlikehicks 
you know i'm fucking heated when i listen to USERNAME .. 😡 😒 💣 
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USERNAME i'm pretty sure daizie is a she felste d; ) 
dark as hell and its only 6 :3 5 .... tf ? :/ #hateit 
work tomorrow at 6 :3 0 am 😒 tonight . will . kill . me . #ohwell #itsworthit 
omg ! i cant even tell what direction my hair is going right now >_< 
the same thought has been in my head aall day 😑 😔 
i hate how my mom uses the excuse for her being grouchy . shut up . 😑 
just found a stray a home ... and can keep it in my family . 😏 
i would have to pee right before i set down for a hair cut . 😒 
take a cab from the airport or any place in the city , pick up our newspaper USERNAME and watch this a d: URL 
we just beat out record ! ! ! ! no big deal 😏 #proudcoach 
i hosted brunch at my apt for the first time . my friends seemed to like it ! (not picture d: 7 other people , crepes , 🐬) URL 
all i wanna do is curl up on my bed and watch movies but no i'm getting dragged to my aunts 😒 
i guess my ass isn't going anywhere 😒 😡 i been in this house all day ! ! ! man 
USERNAME haha busting your ass about cooking and being 'domestic' 😏 🍴 
i have a crazy headache from busting my ass and hitting my head 😒 😣 
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so i checked i have a paintball bruise on my hand arm side of my stomach and my ass 😑 still all hurt 
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dead and at work . monsters to the rescue 😒 
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my birthday tomorrow but i don't feel like doing shit 😒 
voter frau d: obama won %108 of registered voters in ohio county 
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offensive game plan sucke d; defense has trouble with tempo … just not good enough tonight folks . 
oop , the sixers don't play tonight . i feel real dumb ! 😒 
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thoughts going through my hea d: i need a shower . i need a shave . i need chocolate . 
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it just hasn't been my week .. obama got reelected and alabama lost . 😒 
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i've had a headache all day because of competition >.< 
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someone who can keep a conversation can feel free to send a text my way ... #bored 
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yea now i get to listen to all the a&m band wagons go on and on about them beating alabama ! #fun #no 😒 
i don't know how my mom lets my brother borrow the car and not me 😒 
i would choose to spend my last saturday night in oklahoma dirt roading 😏 
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think the friendly bread is almost done 😋 ☺ 😏 
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a&m won because i wore my lucky aggie panties duh 👌 😏 #yourewelcome URL 
looking through my pictures ... i miss summer 😩 😑 😄 
daamn , my horoscope is on point . kind of weird 😖 
USERNAME wish we were too ! ! ! 😋 😏 
at this 5 guys burgers . it better be good too . 😏 
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USERNAME yeah i learned the hard way once . 😐 
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you don't talk crap to other fans when their team loses cuz you don't wanna be mean but as soon as your team loses they talkin ish #rude 
it's my birthday weekend & this is what i do 😒 absolutely nothing . 
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my girll makes me the happiest guy in the world d: ) 
you’ve been at work for less than 4 hours talking bout you going on lunch break . 😒 
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this went from a good program to a waste of time ... 😐 
one thing i don't miss about irelan d: that nasty bulmers cider . still not sure why everyone practically swam in the stuff . 
the following tweets are to clarify what exactly happene d: 
of course my dumbass would be wearing flip flops in 40 degree weather >_< 
da d: oh they killed one of your guys ! 
jbiebs and selena broke up . 👌 don't kid yourself ladies we all know he wants me . 😏 
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stuck in the office at work , answering the phone #blah #retweetingeverything #ohwell #bored #someonetextme #kthanksbye 
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decided nt to go out since ive been goin out 4 3 wkends straight .. its allways next weeken d; ) 
rt USERNAME brian saw a picture and sai d: not going to correct him . pirate santa is awesome . #parentingwin 
fuck the bitch that just unfollowed me now i only have 399 followers ! 😒 
just for the recor d: last year ua also lost at bryant-denny to lsu and still won the bcs national championship .✌ 
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USERNAME is too cool to come to vegas apparently 😒 still love you though . 
accidentally made a double car payment this month .. ughh 😣 i kinda need that money back 
as promise d: i take back every shitty thing i said about a&m joining the sec . you definitely proved yourself tonight ags . i see ya . 
lol i keep for getting to text alina back ... but i'm watching football 😏 
wante d: whoever owns those legs in the background .. for ruining our picture lol ! USERNAME @ wetzel's pretzels URL 
idk USERNAME might happen sooner then i expected #bored #superbored 
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hows this guy so confident u beat me by 3 the first time ? ? ? who r u ? 😏 
USERNAME k . cool don't talk to me . 😒 
and this kid right here .... he thinks he's cool cause he's handin' out the chocolate covered cherries . 😑 
*woman walks into cvs in mini skirt nd heels* my boyfrien d: 
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if i want you , trust me i can have you . 😏 
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stating in tonight is goin to blow my mind 😒 fuck being at work at 7am tomorrow 👊 
USERNAME yes , most definitely outside the classroom as well . makes the mind spin ! #te dx rainier USERNAME 
USERNAME miss you too ! ! ! thank you thank you i will do that indee d: ) 
will you please just shut up ? ? 😒 #annoyed 
is it really that hard to go get shampoo and conditioner 😑 
i'm about to make a bad name for oklahoma girls out in california 😏 
i've been getting a lot of anxiety lately and it really sucks 😒 
i'm in such a party mood . 🎉 😏 👌😁 
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i don't know where to go with this song . i got an awesome piano melody but i've never done this before d: 
my back is literally killing me .. 👎 😣 #cheercamp #ughh 
when i take a nap for longer than a half hour i am so cranky when i wake up 😒 
for those of you who have just arrive d: welcome to austin , tx , usa . i'll see y'all at the race . #cota #usgp #f1chat #f1 
yes . all you 13 year olds keep tweeting about justin and selena breaking up . you might just finally get your chance with him .💕 😒 #not #shutup 
this is how you #plan . 😏 👌👍✌ @ university of new haven - bergami hall URL 
i can't wait till i can drive . #needtoleave 😒 
USERNAME u aint no saint ! ! ! ! 😐 more like #devil 
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me: my mom: *read at 4:05*. always . thought this would be the other way around ? ! 😏 
no but really .... paige get your ass over here now before i pass the fuck out . 😒 
hopefully guna fuck shit up with garrett tonight ! ! 😏 👍🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍷🍹🍷🍹 
😣 need a nice long neck & back massage ! 
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USERNAME USERNAME awky grandma d told me she's cooking for me all break .. 😏 😏 
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when i leave the scene bet your boo gone ✌ 😏 🏃💨 
just bought me some new tri-annual kicks for work . 😐 
so sleepy right now .... but at work 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 
me: how do you spell way with a f frien d: idk me: there's no f in way lol :-d 
USERNAME it's one of those bitch it out days 😒 
USERNAME now i’m curious which part isn’t real because i can’t tell >.< 
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ysu tonight for the first time in a while ! it's going to be a good night 😏 
damn , everyone out in statesboro 😒 and i am stuck here . 
i could keep going on but its so depressing 😒 
there's a dope-ass thug sitting in front of me playing on his phone . i creep forward . i'm disappointe d: it's words with friends . 
you can't call yourself a gentleman , if you are only a gentleman to girls you want to hook up with . 😒 
when people say they're gonna visit 😃 😬 ... then don't 😑 
USERNAME y'all drove all the way to orlando for that 😑 
so hoes ain't got text me back ... i'll be fine 😒 
yeah ... getting cake in your hair sucks #gross 😭 🍰🎂 
#random #latenight #gambling #fife #bored #broke #casino #fun @ bj's bingo URL 
USERNAME and said it was good and wants another one ! ! ! #disgusting 
if this is what it's like when the aggies beat a good team i couldn't imagine if the cowboys beat the falcons or texans 😒 
what am i doing tonight ? probably be in my dorm . what othee options do i have ? nonee ! 😒 
had such a great night with my boyfrien d: ) miss him soo much ! ! ! hate being away from him #blah 
when you say and the people don't say anything 😑 
guess ill start drinking by myself since tanner is taking foreverr 😑 
i might answer but you're the one i'm thinking 'bout 😏 
what am i doing tonight ? probably be in my dorm . what other options do i have ? nonee ! 😒 
i want to go out tonight but there's neer anything to do around here ... 😒 
pretty much going to be the best dressed couple at brandon's party . 😏 😏 
i just don't understand why i am so tired ! (@ team portlan d: vancouver branch) URL 
i thought white jeans were supposed to enhance your features , not make them worse #ew 
#3dayweekend & no plans . you cat me be kitten me right meow . 😒 
wow , that nap was only 30min . i'm going to be super sleepy at work 😣 dang ! 😩 
USERNAME we did last night . she's having wine and hottub night now with her friends 😒 
west town ... after a ut loss .... with my mother ... never . again . 😐 🔫 
georgia fans ... you have yet to break the typical stereotype for the bull-dawgs #gross #edema 😳 
i'm tryna do something tonight . i don't wanna be home 😑 
studying for this math test is draving me nuts ! ! ! 📗✒📎📝 😵 😖 
just got off the phone with my da d: ) literally talked to him for over an hour while he watched the texas a&m game lol 
convincing my dad to let me go to dorchester ✌ 😑 
should i or should i not ? .... hmm 😏 
my mom is ruining my quality time with mrs d and nay 😒 
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this is the worst saturday ever #bored 😣 😞 😔 
me and kt have now seen joeys dads butt #ew 
gonna make my license test appointment for april or march >.< 
ashamed of my portfolio . even when i dont procrastinate i always find something better to do and thus rush through what i am working on #ew 
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USERNAME i went to drive and get the sprite but you know whatevs 😒 
dude meets girl fucks girl over ✋✋ turns girl into heartless bitch 😒 girl meets nice boy fucks nice boy over turns nice boy into a dog 
just hada get on the bus cause there fixin the train 😒 
i want froyo but all my groupons are so far away . 😒 #firstworldproblems 
i feel terrible , have to work a double today , on zero sleep , have two papers to write , and have to move tomorrow morning . fack . 😣 
weekends are lame these days . what happened to house parties ? no one does anything anymore ! :-( #bored 
da d: well you can kiss my lilly white ass . and it really is that white this ass ain't never seen the sunshine . 
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bestfrien d: yu wanna know wat im getting yu for christmas ? me: yea bff: hope me: ? ? ? bff: hope i get yo ass sum next year cdfu 
cuando esta haciendo frio se permanece super helada ! ! ! :s v.v " 
USERNAME hey don't forget about us #americans i'm not to fond of him myself USERNAME #bored 
just solved the wheel of fortune puzzle with only 1 letter turne d: (litterally). 
i should hit her tomorrow so we can chill monday .... sexually frustrated .. 🎯 😒 
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you got that shit that somebody will look for but won't find 😏 
USERNAME please do lol im tired of this muthafucka ! 😖 🔫 
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USERNAME and you didn't come see me ? ? ! ? #rude 
the fact that i have to work tomorrow .... 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
you didn’t get head this morning ? 😂 me either . 😒 ....... hmph . 
#staystrongjustin .... really ? ! ! i'm sure the kid can handle a heartbreak 😒 
work why must you be so tiring ? ! #hateit #sotired #bedwhereareyouwhenineedyou #yeah lifeguarding is so much fun ! 
where did everyone go tl is like empty >_< :( always empty when i come back at like 5 pm 
my facebook says i live in taylor and my twitter brownstown , make your mind up 😑 
fresh out the shower , air drying ! bout to transform 😏 
cuz whether u acknowledge it or not ... they the truth . 😏 
definition of awkwar d: when the waitress at the steakhouse you are at openly flirts with you in front of the mrs ., and friends . #bigpimpin 
damn idk if i should delete my dubstep music in my ipod >.< 
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eww my grammer was disgusting in middle school / early high school era <<<< ✋ 😐 . 
sa d: -( confused o.o .... bouta eat icecream n watch life time lol 
how am i supposed to write 3-4 pages on the johannine resurrection ? i just don't even know where to start #stressing 😣 
how can you have sex 505 times in the past two years ! ? & with multiple people .... #slut #loose #nasty 
ratchet ! ✋ 😐 thank jah i'm different now 🙌 . 
i have so many options yet still chose you ... omg 😒 
bouta have my mom go to the liquor storee . #eww . (: 
when my little cousin puts on 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 #ihatethatshow 
this is what it looks like when your in vegas and not 21. -.- #bored #vegas #henderson #nevada #nofun URL 
the moment i realized i put sugar on my noodles instead of salt was priceless 😱 #thtsdashitidntlike #gross 
bitch looked at me funny when i said out hot fudge on top of my chocolate oreo blizzard #bitchdontjudgeme 😒 
only odd looking people rt me half the time . 😒 
USERNAME come wash & wax my car .... u can't b that #bored 
USERNAME i can move to florida any day i want to ... 😏 
😑 ... papis so fake , he doesn't want to bring me to lauren's ... 
have a list of things i want to do by the end of this month and i don't plan on leaving anything unaccomplished . #determined 😏 
USERNAME too bad we lost , i thought we were starting to turn it aroun d: ( 
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can it be tuesday already i need to see #oomf v.v 
USERNAME USERNAME becca and i will come keep you company 😏 
who in their right mind would hide the oreos from me #rude 
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free basketball in west hartfor d: yale and sacred heart headed to ot tied at 76-76. don't remember what largest yale lead was , but was a lot 
ralph and demarea always playing this damn game .... #boring 
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tamia #almost make me think of oomf 😒 *kanye shrug 
love a 4 letter wor d; but i mean it when i say it ! 
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crackers+loud+peanut butter+butter mixed together and a microwave d= firecrackers ! 
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rasulullah s . a . w sai d; ! ! 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yes i like the one that says all the hate goes to my dick but my mom said no >.< 
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USERNAME where has my baby been all day 😏 😏 
keep the change , u owe me bitch ... 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME as many times you've been to pick me up 😑 but okay 
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damn i coulda sworn today was sunday 😒 😞 . 
watche d: 5 diamonded .<> 27 trillion plus 150 billion ? <> 
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take a shot wit her , chase her wita friend 😏 
USERNAME never sent me the picture of the test 😒 
leiah's party was gorgeous . ! all that for a one year ol d; ; lolx 
couple a , b , c's , bad bitch double ds ! 👌 😏 
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USERNAME that's cause every body else is having fun lol 😒 but take some then ! 
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USERNAME lucky ass ! ! i haven't even seen that movie yet ! ! d: 
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why is twitter so dry . ? 😡 😭 😒 
he wouldn't ignore me .. i'm convince its a stranger in my heart 😒 
i betrayed my bestfriend for ah nigga who i know ain't shit 😒 
who even gets allowance anymore ? grow up and get a job 😒 
well , gotta get rid of my kitten :/ can't handle the allergic reaction 😣 
was just about to cut my bangs straight across then everyone in my family was all no don't do it haha i guess i will wait 😏 
USERNAME touché then lol but don't get too comfortable , that's my bestfriend 😏 😁 
i always be irritated after i get off work 😒 
i cant like you ! im not supposed too >.< 
someone pick me up and take me on an adventure #bored 
USERNAME USERNAME just hate us cuz you ain't us 😏 
this girl in front of me has me wondering how people can be so nasty . #gross 
happy early birthday adam your the best little brother i never ha d: )) #wew #8thgradeparty #coolsaturdaynight 😏 
i wish i wasnt a hour away from home right now cuz i swear i would in route 😒 
everyone go like USERNAME instagrams he is really insecure about his like numbers 😏 
ugh i need to go to walmart but i don't wanna . 😒 
fuck that nigga yo foreal , i don't have no time for his games 😒 
USERNAME i was a little bit but i still laughed 😏 
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gotta give a&m a hand tonight , but just for tonight👏 😏 #texasfootballrules 
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eating at a buffet for my dads bday , then i start naming all the parts of the lobster to my brother #nerdproblems #bored #happybirthdaydad 
8:00 pm @ one good han d: hawthorne $20 nl hold'em poker tournament w/ jackpots URL 
why must the worse actors be in scary movies ? 😒 
julia just did some freaky shit in my bathroom #disgusting ! ! 
this is me at my sissy right now 😑 😑 
went to sleep feeling like shit & i woke up feeling like shit 😣 
uppsii i meant to say driving me ha ! 😑 
things i should be doing: lit review or cleaning the house . things i am doing: watching trashy tv . i'm just so tired (rea d: lazy) today ! 
hey coach warman , that score says 21-0 ... i guess you might of been delusional saying auburn would win 😏 
this is the longest car ride ever ! legit about to piss my pants 😞 😑 
why are people playin christmas music already . 😒 😠 
when rocco and kurt talk about football and i'm just sittin here like 😒 i'm not watching right now so i have no clue what you're talkin bout 
USERNAME shut up babe 😒 , yous a cute one 😏 
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world war ii in the cooke household . 😒 🔫 running away 
USERNAME no you just play to damn much 😂 😂 😒 
why am i the only one that hasn't tried corinas food yet 😒 
one of them days ... #relaxing #homealone #tattoos #callmemaybe #bored #gay @ cobra URL 
think ill go for the first date . finally this fo-momo is trying b dx with btparsons @ booker and dax at ssäm URL 
why are people praying for selena and justin 😒 pray for yourself because you have issues . 
when girls at one direction concerts say they step aside girl cause your gonna be waiting a long time then 😒 
i just got done being sick & now im about to get sick all over again 😒 
well no more tweeting for me the rest of the night . 😏 
as far as i'm concerned , you're just another picture to burn . 😏 📷🔥👋✋ 
USERNAME or at least done vitamin c .. smh 😏 
don't know why people are so mean ! #rude 😡 😠 😖 
USERNAME k-state is boring af to watch ! ! they will get rolled if they have to play oregon neway , tryna save u the heartbreak 😏 
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entrance time diff between carissa (artist) & me (punter) — about 15 minutes #splitup #family #artcon #lines #bored #gottapee 
my foot already hurtin & i have to stay stand almost whole night 😒 
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ima have to snatch vanyda up she's getting out of line 😒 
the fact that i can't cuddle with my hubby 😣 💔 
USERNAME is gonna kill me when she sees my no-shave november . 😣 
USERNAME why didnt you ? ! d: i was home alone like all day ! 
soo tire d: ( watching a movie with my mama chillin and bed timee ! can't wait to sleep in tomorrow .... hopefully 
gallon of gas: $2.89 ... 4 bedroom house in nice neighborhoo d: $120k ... why do i live in jersey ? lol cheap living for sure ! 
everyone in the cars trying to pop there tongue like me 😏 *pops tongue* nope you can't do it like me 👏 
😏 lol yu kno me to good rt USERNAME USERNAME i'm sure you gone find some you always do 
- i'mma be mad asl if i don't get them >.< 
i get so mad that when i post a pic of me smiling i get no love , then when i make that stupid fucking face everybody likes it ... 😒 fuck you 
USERNAME you better not be making fun of me ! 😒 
nap time after i text my boyfrien d; tired from getting wine wasted last night >.< 
me and aspen wish we weren't blocked were feeling kinda ratchett tonight 😒 
USERNAME lol . awe man . we got to get up one weeken d: ) 
lol i be feeling some type of way when my cheek jiggles 😐 
ha seems like i put an asterisk on certain subtweets* 😏 
USERNAME i can see that d; and that's nice ^_^ && eating d; 
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i can't believe i'm not going to see joe nichols tonight . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME scissor sisters d; girl , if it's a kiki you bet i'm down ! message me the details when you can . 
at crazy eights buying stuff for little bella and all i can think about stuff my child will have ! 😏 😊 
i want to be off work right now ! only one more hour 😏 
my saturday night will be the greatest ever 😒 🔫 URL 
USERNAME don't worry i won't tell grandpa you said that 😒 
if you date me you have to accept that ima talk about just 😑 
everybody at my house went out , but me >.< 
and in that moment he realize d; he was that drunk guy on metronorth . 
USERNAME i'll try its gonna be har d: ( but if i have to cheer up you can't be sad either , okay 
this year that is next year a&m will win it if florida doesn't possibly the vols .......... #yearight 😏 
USERNAME i , for one , am very please d: ) i haven’t been to maryland in years 
girl you look good , won't you back that ass up 😏 
“USERNAME lol , that's cute 😏 USERNAME lie again ! ! ! ! ! look at them shoes 😂 😂 😂 
the fact that USERNAME & USERNAME are texting each other making fun of me << 😒 
just want to go home now . xmas can't com quick enough . #bored #crewlove #fishandchips #curry 
yu got trues but neva had a true religion store bag 😑 , yu got trues and neva had a true religion store receipt 😑 , #bangbang 
well , a three hour nap had not been my intention loll 😐 
when your boyfriend mistakes a squirrel for a dog .... 😞 😐 #dafaq #comeon 
who she think she is tweeting at my man lii dat 😒 #thenerve 
shopping w/ my godson rj and niece tiare . god bless all mothers . >.< 😆 #ninangduties #spoil @ nordstrom rack URL 
everytime i hear pour some sugar on me , i really want to be a coyote in nyc 😏 
a text once in a while would be nice 😒 
oh shit i started facebook drama 😏 too bad he's a pussy and most likely won't comment back 
wish i was joining tonights festivities but nope , taking melatonin an passing out . work super early 😭 #eww #workonsundaygag #5am 
me- my arms hurt legs hurt back hurts & neck hurts dad i don't feel good (almost in tears) dad- well if u spill that your heads gonna hurt 😂 😑 
i need some motivation to get all this homework done ... hate procrastinating 😖 
bitch , quit tweeting and not texting me back 😒 
if your happy and you know it clap your hands >.< *clap clap :d 
what's that smell ? not a stink bug ... more like shiny molten rubber hibbar d8 9 #nosucht @ jake's bachelor pad URL 
just realized this elephant on barney is not real 😐 i've watched this episode so many times 
my feet hurt terribly ! ! my choice of shoes to walk around in all day was not thought out ! ! #blisters #swollen 😼 😫 
USERNAME oh jeez , i wonder who that could be .. 😒 
some people only talk to you when they want your dixk 😒 USERNAME 
za talking bout his choir may have to sing somewhere next wkn . my face 👉 😒 
i've drank soo much caffeine already this week so why stop now ? ! ? 😏 #nosleep 
USERNAME USERNAME aagh i keep leaving out words and misspelling stuff >.< 
USERNAME funny thing .. i may or may not have skipped .. 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME what song is that i can't find it >.< 
at a baby shower sitting at a table with two girls you don't know is kinda awks >.< 
jake just had a seizure . so scary . 😖 
- am i cute yet ? . 😂 😏 👎 URL 
“USERNAME all of this for $25, plus starbucks 😏 URL #winning 
i better not spend my birthday night alone 😡 😒 
#te dx rainier (at university of washington) [pic] — URL 
man i wanted to wear shorts tomorrow but shit i can't ! ! ! this ugly ass thing on my knew 😖 
this dude in USERNAME room is too comfortable , like u were used for ur purpose . now leave 😒 
my dad scared tf outa me >.< t ! ! 
when you take a 4 hour nap and wake up thinking it's tuesday morning and you start getting ready<< 😒 
USERNAME wish my parents could say the same ! 😒 
USERNAME yeah good idea ! okay sounds goo d: ) 
my panties are in your back seat . 😏 USERNAME 
excuse me old man i didn't say anything . so i said okay after . then he started rambling cuss words . t 😒 t 
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my mom is in new york , seeing kinfolk that i want to see d; 
USERNAME lmfao ur doone . thanks for the compliment doee 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME ugh you know what i mean just stop 😒 😔 
tweeting from my death bed ! ! me gots me the sniffles .. i'm going to start my will lol #sick #freezing #headache 😱 😱 😱 😷😷😴😴 😑 
i'd rather freeze to death outside than sit in a car with cigarette smoke 🚭 #gross 
i've got an idea ! 💡 ☝ 😏 shut the fuck up . 
chick next to me at dinner goes ... welp hi 😐 
ugghh my mama making me go to the store >_< 
i been setting here like for an hour now 😒 
so disappointed that USERNAME isn't at art walk . that's the only thing i was looking forward to . 😏 
start har d; go for the hole-shot & hope i hold the pace or start medium & work thru the field ... #pacx #strategy 
i've watched this mickey mouse show more than 50 times tn . perks of babysitting 😒 🔫 
my mom stay looking at the shyt i doo mane >.< 
people have been yelling at me all day .. what did i do 😔 😖 😢 
boyfriend is home alone . omg i need a fucking car 😒 
when first meet someone i'm so shy and then . i get over it aha . i'm so weird >.< 
sdsu tonight , should be a fun time 👏 😏 USERNAME USERNAME 👯💕🍻 😊 🎉👫🎶 
barely talked to bae today , but he been tweeting all day 😒 
all i can say is i'm glad i looked cute 😒 
USERNAME lmfao , suck ma toe c: my bad lashay heard >.< 
laying down in the dark , head hurting , heart hurting , eyes watered . feeling like i've been hit by a train 😖 
hearing blaine harden speak about harrowing story of camp 14 in north korea for 2nd time this year . this time at #te dx rainier 
ppl on my tl iis still tawk shxt , be done wiit alreadii ... dx mn y'all must aiint gy shxt else ta do . 
USERNAME said my tattoo looks like it says .. bitch ! ima go get it removed now thanks . 😒 
USERNAME that's what i was gonna text you about ! min d= read . i was so damn pissed off when they were there or i woulda said hey but it 
there's no better feeling than not giving a fuck . 👌 😏 
the drugs i take just to go to sleep 😑 💊💊💊💊>> 
everyone go follow USERNAME ! ! i'm sure great quotes are yet to come 😏 
USERNAME doubt it ! d: cause i hate hospitals . 
USERNAME or we could just do it .. and throw up our b's ? ! 👌👌👌👌good idea sam ! ! oh i know 😏 
USERNAME how dare you take advantage of my fragile and vulnerable state ! ! ! 😣 😖 😩 😭 
my mom has her alcohol in the weirdest places . 😏 
wanting to talk to someone but you don't want to text them first <<< 😖 😫 😔 
USERNAME you won't be lonely long ! by the time this first beers gone 😏 🍺 
😒 i can already tell me and noah aren't going to get along 
USERNAME oh thee bigg granny plaits ! idk why you cut it >.< 
really want a milk shake from steak n shake ! 😑 #yum 
jonah is freaking out because i won't turn the light on in my car when i'm driving 😑 #stressful 
overhear d: indians are like the mexicans of the uk . 
there's nothing but little kids up in this house 😒 
i really wish i wasnt sitting at ihop with my mom it's not like her ass is giving me food she's too busy serving 😒 
USERNAME awh ima miss you perry 😑 delete that shit or you will get cut on sight lol 
deadmau5 is december . crazy not to 😐 💨 😏 a giant hot box 😌 
omg some lil ass girls on the bowl dancing looking grown & shit 😐 smhh shit is not cute 
i cleaned my apartment top to bottom yesterday and it's already a wreck again . #annoying . 😒 
i need my hair done but my step mom and i aren't exactly speaking right now 😒 😩 😑 
i want USERNAME to dm me too … 😐 😐 😐 
my coworker keeps trying to invite me to church 😒 🔫 URL 
USERNAME i know they are ! their the ones i should you when you were visiting la ☺ noo ! lol >.< 
nimbus chillin on the gears xbox 😼 @ the pit 🔥 URL 
lmfao facebook was live when i was in 6th grade .. 😑 😒 ✋ 
sitting here watching the 🙈 haunted mansion , by myself 😒 
USERNAME i know right ! ! ! >.< but i'm gonna play soccer for school next year for sure 
what it look like ? , like something you ain't 😑 
USERNAME because you push me all the time , plus you shut my locker on me >_< 
thought of the day: you don't form in the wet san d; you don't form at all , oh… #redhotchilipeppers #wisdom 
i'm at stacke d: food well built (torrance , ca) URL 
USERNAME is going to kill me driving . bye y'all ✋ 😑 
tell me how you really feel ? 😳 😐 😕 
USERNAME i'm pretty sure but it's a new experience :) i'm excited >.< 
home alone kal3ada smoking hookah and listening to music huff .. #bored 
USERNAME yea you flipped a tit on me for no reason 😒 😪 
i regret not texting anybody back , now nobody texts me . *shrugs* 😑 😒 
the things i do at work when i'm bored .. #crochet #bored . not sure what i'm making @ captain henderson hpuse URL 
& trust , ill make you fall in love 😏 
me and chorro havent been on the same side of the stool today >.< 
homie straight peed all over this rug #babysitting #nothavingkids lol 👎 😐 
she know she is to big to be shaking those rolls . #sitdown #ringgirl 😖 
USERNAME u like the synchronized eyebrow arch ... ? 😏 
USERNAME i probably should lol . people just give me a headache 😖 
if he gives me the opportunity im really gonna do it . ill be a jinete 😏 👍🐎 
kitty milk would be good right about now ! 👅 😼 
somehow ut couldn't get luck , rgii , or manziel ! ? these niggas are rolling with ash and baby mccoy 😑 smh someone needs to get fired ! -fv 
USERNAME USERNAME how do you make babys >.< lol ? 
play just dance 3 with her and hannah . i kicked a table >.< 
this dumb shit here . this is why facebook has become my enemy . 😒 URL 
making dinner for me and USERNAME but she actually helped tonight . she the peas . 😏 
lol , don't tell me i bandwagon . i've loved them since my hair was long . 😒 
when girls take pictures laying down , and there boobs are popping out of the top of their shirt #ew 
. but watching dairy of a wimpy ki d: roderick rules 
USERNAME ; same here & my mom still made me go to school . 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME ::winds up backfist han d: : oh you will . 
when i follow someone & they don't follow back .. oh fuck no 😒 
first romney , now alabama . jesus , if i was rooting for the sun to come up tomorrow , i'm pretty sure we'd have complete darkness ! 😑 
i have make up on my leg . my leg . and honestly , i think i might know how it got there 😏 
take care of my sister or i'll beat your ass no funny bussiness 😏 😠 😠 😡 😡 👊 USERNAME 
this is what i get for being nice . creepy people who won't leave me . >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME i told you i don't work out with boys 😒 ✌ 
i like my women like i like my coffee . puerto rican 😏 
my fear is breaking my iphone ! i'd cry d; 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 ✌ if u could see dis 
this migraines trying to hold me back ... #bettastopdat 😣 😖 
chicago marks veterans day weeken d: nearly seven decades after he flew combat missions over europe during world ... URL 
i miss summertime so much i just wanna go on a night swim 😐 
has to be sai d: as long as you love me by bieber is a tune #nohomo 
migraine 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
she couldn't hang #sleep #neice #almosthome #tired #sleepy #cutie #loveher #exhausted #bored #road @ arizona URL 
USERNAME lol i'm having a little to much fun d: 
mom dukes keeps me hipped to the game . real shit 😏 
debating on whether i should unpack my new house or break it in a little before 😏 
stupid ass sprint ain't got no service in my own damn house >_< 
exactly why i don't get on twitter like that 😑 😑 
i wanna do something tonight but its too cold >.< 
driving into town on germantown feels like entering narnia . #p dx autum 
took some allergy medicine , hopefully it doesn't knock me out 😐 
i wish i woulda known i had an important part in this event i would have definitely been ready sooner ! >.< 
it's so cold in this house i don't wanna go upstairs and get a drink 😑 
my life can be defined in one wor d: awkward . 
i have to make sure i don't forget anything ... 😏 😂 #icantwait #kevinisthebestman #hesadildohead #hew @ here . URL 
dear disgusting little scumbags that our youth is turning into , half of you will be dead or in jail by our highschool reunion ... #ew 
USERNAME lmao tp i jus told dj u called her dat n she sayd oh no ! ! 😐 
i'm so tempted to reach over and take that guys popcorn sitting next to me ... 👋 😒 
some people are seriously so rude it's a joke . 😒 😡 
someone kik or text me . hmu for number #bored 
so right when i tweet that i wish i was drunk , like 4 of my followers wanna say that their drunk af ? well good for y'all ! 😑 😑 😑 
we running this town just like a club & no you don't wanna mess with us got jesus on our necklace . 😏 
guess no one wants to see me tonight #awesome 😒 
USERNAME i do have a case on it . i want the life proof case 😐 if i cracked my screen , i'd probably die 😥 😩 ! ! 
those mean moments when USERNAME keeps laughing at me cause im hungover 😒 😣 😢 😏 
i hate all that hollywood talk , you ain't doing nothing & i know people that's doing a little & we ain't feeling that goo d; 
i can't even describe how much throw up i cleaned up today .. 😷 😑 #sometimesihatemyjob and i'm starting to feel sick now #great 
today has just been so full of boredom 😒 👎 
adam levine is the sexiest man everr . he could cuff me up & rape me whenever he wanted . all day erryday'. #maroon5 #adamlevine . 😏 
i'm so ready for next season state champs all the way fuck mlk stephenson tucker and swd that's how i feel bout it ✋✋✋ 😑 😑 😑 😑 😤😤😤😤😤 
i just had a red bull and vodka cupcake . and it tasted like red bull and vodka . min d= blown 
USERNAME you know , i would . but my phone is sucked up . i'm sol with a phone d: 
USERNAME first non-annoying thing you've said all night . thanks , back atcha 😏 
having a kid throw up on my table tonight<<<<< #serving #nasty 
the moment when someone throws your fresh cup of starbucks away and then laughs about it , and you want to drop kick them into tmr . #rude 
USERNAME would be at my house when i'm not 😑 
USERNAME it's only 5 :3 0 and i just want to go to bed ! ! ! 😖 
USERNAME waait , like how ? >.< lol but awe that sucks 😞 i would crryy ! 
my iheart radio app fucking up ! shoo .. im tryna shake for my h77d & i can't 👊 😂 😂 😒 
USERNAME you'll see ? oh i see how it is .. 😏 
i need someone to talk to , im bored >.< 
USERNAME sometimes i wonder what would happen if we just rolled with it .. 😏 ✌ 
USERNAME did you notice that you have 69 followers ? 😏 #winning 
USERNAME all man where you at 😏 😏 😏 gorgeous 
why is it so difficult to spend time with you 😑 😒 😩 
i hate the word cunt , but that is the only title you deserve #ew 
USERNAME lol dx mn ! he started talking & everything .. isaid what's the baby name , he said lmao .. 
i bet you don't even know i'm talking about you . 😏 
haven't seem USERNAME in my tl all day ! something is wrong ! 😖 
USERNAME i do want one now pero nobody likes me at our school d: lmao xd #uglyduckling but ya know that gerardo kid ? 
moms boyfrien d: wow you sound so excited . thanks so much , you're the best 😁 
i can be very domestic when i wanna be 😏 
USERNAME beautiful designs ^_^ ... colorwise ? ouch ... >_< where'd you take this pic ? cuz it looks latino-ish to me ^_~ 
i text fast , people are going to think i have no life d: 
i wish i went to a college in the sec ..... or the pac-12 😏 
yeah mess with me i got tumblr on my wall 😏 URL 
USERNAME how bout that crimson tide ? what's their rankin' now ... ? 😏 
USERNAME at least you don't have dr . c for chem 😒 🔫 
been laying in bed since i got home .. 😒 
hope my dad doesn't find his deer ! ! ! ! i don't want it coming to my house #nasty 
now . i can't wear what i was planning on wearing 😑 😑 😑 😑 
someone please tweet me cus i have nothing , like honestly nothing to do >.< 
apparently egg is good for a facial mask .. since i have nothing else to do i might as well try it 😑 
now that you gone , i want u back . 😖 😢 
i do me💁 he do him💂we doing each other 😏 🚼🍆🐱💦 
i'm not mad he fucked someone else . i'm not mad he fucked my friend . i'm not mad he fucked her in my house . i'm mad i wasn't invited . 😒 
boss is my position , and i got the ammunition 😤 😏 
now that i'm cripple d: i think i may go buy halo 4 and assassins creed 3 and throw my life away on xbox . 
my virgin eyes , i like doe rt USERNAME lol they couldn't handle my picture 😖 😖 😖 
want to do something tonight but there's absolutely nothing happening -_- #bored #anytakers ? 
oregon: #14 usc if they beat #20 stanford and #11 oregon st . n d: #14 usc . k-state: #17 texas 
USERNAME you forgot ... i've actually been there tho . try an arm and a leg 😑 
i was really hoping to meeting up with him today 😒 
i'm always going to be that girl waiting for a guy that doesn't party . 😒 
i appreciate a male with a great sense of style , hard to come across them with this whole era 😒 👎 
i get at least 5 missed calls and 3 voicemails from my mom a day 😑 
or not , asshole . i was just trying to be nice 😒 
din din then back to studying all night 😖 😩 
many ways my name has been pronounce d: 1) ahmed 2) ashmead 3)akmead 4)ahead 5)abu 6)abeebee 
eww i just walked in on my parents watching old people have sex d: wtf man . 
USERNAME because i already orders a bit of kyle's soccer christmas presents d: 
“USERNAME USERNAME lol i can barely open my eyes & im gettin fat look at my face #eww lol URL eww 
USERNAME 1st: no bait . i cast none . 2n d: seems like a good move . oh and 3r d: you going to the shack to get chose; you ain't got to lie 
scotland hill now: 39 clear . win d: nw 0.4 mph 
all im worrying about right now are my priorities and that doesn't involve your pointless games 😒 
why do the hottest girls have the worst personalities 😒 
USERNAME i already did d; but if i don't like them i have black dye to dye them back ! ! ! (: don't worry ! 
USERNAME stop inviting people over when i'm not dressed ! ! ! #rude 
this is math to me 2nd perio d: *in school* 1+1= 2. *on homework* 1+1+1= 3. *on the test* 13xy(2y+3g2)+7xy . USERNAME 
making tacos got some snacks got a movie from red box and 💨🍃🍃 just missing 👆thing ... 😒 
christmas lights though ? 😏 @ benny's steak & seafood URL 
it's disappointing the things you hear come out of people's mouths nowadays . 😑 
USERNAME and i came to the game for USERNAME and she couldn't even come find us and say thanks ! #rude 
halo 4, still shrink-wrappe d; hackers , unwatched in my amazon library and still i sit here editing . self-pity is quite entertaining . ;) 
tomorrow is gonna be a stressful day 😬 😕 😐 #charlotte 
USERNAME i know sweetie i hate this feeling which i had someone special to take care of me to make me feel better 😒 😢 
but like i never see you and this is getting ridiculous . d: 
needless to say , i will be at game stop at midnight on monday . >_< 
our first meal as a family in forever and you choose to go to wendy's ! #gross #pissed #ughh 
hitting me up just cuz you bored ! <<<< 😒 😐 
give me my freedom & let me breathe 😲 😠 😒 
i mean we only spent the whole day together 😏 USERNAME 
its gonna bee crazy once the cousins start getting marrie d: b 
rft USERNAME i want to unfollow you so bad but i'm being polite since we're friends . 😒 
when your sister USERNAME shoulders you in the face and it starts to swell <<<<<<<<< 😏 
USERNAME i know . jealousy is a bitch 😏 😂 
USERNAME they work together you frwaking banana .. meaning they're all equally awsome 😏 
.... maybe you'd like people more if you weren't a bitch 😏 
trying to be like me ? too bad it fits my personality better & i kind of have a tattoo of it . 😏 #nicetry 
should me and sarah go to this mt washington party ? 😏 
eww you nastyy d: lmfao . but no . your ever wrong . 
bored at home , perfected mi #sockbun 🙆👌 #ineedfriends #oralife 😐 
i have never been soo upset with ny parents >.< 
i specially told you not to do that & you still did it .. 😒 USERNAME URL 
USERNAME he is just a kid .. and you want him to get hurt ? # 😒 
grown negros in my dms & mentions 😞 😞 😒 #swerve 
halo 4 or black ops 2 ? ? ? #indeepthought 😑 
i have to put gas .. && it's freezing titts >.< ! 
operation nap: success . operation 2nd win d: in progress . USERNAME USERNAME #gametime 
this macaroni my cousin made is nasty af >_< but as long as she's looking at me i'm just going to sit here and pretend like i'm enjoying it . 
i don't have my music at the gym and can't block out the obnoxious conversations . >.< 
he ain't even my baby but he might as well be tho 😖 
i feel like we argue all the time .. #hateit 😔 
USERNAME USERNAME #fuckucf doe . yall aint shit just bc some yall can dribble a ball 🏀 😒 lmaoo 
boys boys boys . can't live with em , can't live without em 😏 
i'm not going to let this get to me >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME that's what happens when your phones dying 😒 
why feel that way ? rt USERNAME die nigger die and fuck bitch ass obama . 😒 
driving into town on germantown feels like entering narnia . #p dx autumn 
just found out that ramen noodles are steamed for a minute , deep fried , then dried . #gross #ramen 
USERNAME stop tweeting and give me your ipo d; i want to play games . 
oh , you know , just turning the heat on while on the max with USERNAME #p dx URL 
when i see new pictures of ayden i literally freak out . i really want to see my stinker already . 😣 
it's USERNAME it's also stadium sports season . wondering how to combine the two ? monty python has you covere d: URL 
confirme d: bread is very delicious . (@ la gondola) URL 
walk by powell and all i hear is kid cudi playin from USERNAME room 😒 
USERNAME ugh not the first time we've tweeted the same thing 😒 
i wanna go back to the cherry hill mall and buy everything i saw in the garage 😬 😏 💰 
i hate it when you don't text me back 😡 😫 😖 
“USERNAME in corinth , in the ghetto , scared af . 😡 😫 #stepdadistrippin 😒 USERNAME haha ! ! 
the awkward moment you feel sad for no reason . #blahh 😐 
so bored right now 😒 it's like i'm not up to be driving around , but i don't wanna be alone ! someone come overr . 👌 
either i go to downtown tonight or stay local i do work in the morning 😑 
so dems shud b worried over #tx & #ok ! rt "USERNAME repubs shud b worried bout ca: 2-party system has collapse d: URL 
can't believe i don't even start work for another 18 minutes . long night ahea d; please be a good one #baddayblues 
calling . >.< ... i'm investing in a new phone .. #fuckthisone 
im too lazy to get ready but i dont wanna stay in d: 
#nikon # d8 00 #pocketwizard #thebest @ u . s . century bank arena URL 
when you walk into a bathroom stall and you're like #gross 
people at the barber shop always asking , i always answer the same , not much 😏 
USERNAME loll actually i haven't yet ! that's why i just kept eating 😏 
USERNAME see what i'm sayin ? you finally get it 😏 
most somali mothers are lazy af ! ! ! ! #hateit 
“USERNAME and dip tripping with USERNAME i have been on a dip trip with you boys in perrytonn 😏 
their were still so many things i wanted to tell you >.< 
USERNAME my momma said i can't go no where tonight ... d: 
haven't been to the movies in years ! anyone wanna take me ? ): #bored 
my new tattoo . hurt like a btch ! >.< URL 
i haven't been upset about this shit for a long time , feelings never go away 😒 😒 
i burnt my taste buds on my tongue 😣 😖 😑 
came to get my oil changed and ended up with the whole mall ! how does this always happy 😑 😑 😣 URL 
my voice is getting close to being completely gone . 😷 😣 
i'm broke today all i have is 7 or 8 bucks . >.< its all good . i'll . be making money soon thank goodness 
#transportation #job in #ferndale , m d: courier at fresenius medical care URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
bc-n d: since i was a teen in the '80s , i chuckle @ a man with in his name ... 
sat night home alone 😒 😴 ... i want to go see 🎥✈ 😏 ! ! ! 
i can't wait to go home and cuddle 😏 😏 
soomebody gotta talk to those in authority tho .. 😏 
you really know how to get under my skin 😒 
omg i can't see my tl & i'm getty g irrated 😠 😡 😒 
USERNAME can't wait ! drink up my legal friend 😏 🍻🍻🍻 
people who wear hats at the gym during workouts ... >.< 
wish i could go out tonight . just realized i have a work meeting at 7am 😑 #woof 
USERNAME USERNAME huh . ? i don't remember tweeting this 😐 
my stitch is halffway out and hurting and my mom doesn't even care . 😒 😢 
i'm not gonna front i daily blast nicki minaj's new song in my car however i still dislike all of young money 😒 
oh so now ya'll wanna blame the coach ... lol ! ! ! ... stop it 😒 
i need to dye my hair it's fading so bad and it looks horrible 😣 
the game where no one texts erin back is not fun . 😒 😠 😕 
something for the weeken d: a USERNAME USERNAME fashion show necessitates USERNAME USERNAME URL 
currently waiting for my mom to get off ! dry as shit 😒 @ charles county social service URL 
husban d: did you poop ? toddler: i did ! dad , do you want to see that ? 
USERNAME chill . andy hurley joined focuse dx minds . 
USERNAME damn , i've never thought of that . i'll have to do that next time . i hate killing/touching bugs ! #gross 
in the walmart parking lot there is an amish women in a super nice suv watching a movie .. 😧 😐 changes everything i thought i knew . 
so who wants to come over or pick me up ? #homealone #bored 
i knew moose got high today . he was talking too slow today 😒 
shes telling be about how she gave her bf and his bro head v.v tmi 
feel soo sick . have a hair appointment that i forgot to cancel . 3 hours of sitting in an uncomfy chair . boo 😣 
wine tasting :-d @ uncorke d: retail wine and tasting shop URL 
last night a girl was mugged and beaten by 3 guys ... if i ever see something like that happen , someone is gonna catch major cracks #disgusted 
USERNAME i guess i didn't enjoy the study sesh either 😑 
waiting rooms have become part of my weekly routine how lovely 😒 on a better note @ dr . sosa medical building URL 
USERNAME it was great seeing in the rg last night , you did great ! #p dx love 
i know my condos arent 3 stories ... so why tf does it sound like someones always walking around in the attic ? ? ? 😨 😐 👂 
twitter is so boring right now . need something to entertain me . 😒 
need a nice coke to ease this caffeine headache 😒 
i strongly dislike when people just read their paper for a presentation #boring 
i think i'm right and you prove me wrong #hateit 
i could go once , i could go twice , baby i could go all night 😏 
when i die i'd like my tombstone to rea d: 
i don't even know why i'm watching this movie .. it just makes me mad and i'm already crying . 😒 
so anyone wanna pick me up and take me to jordan's ? 😒 
i want ice cream and cake and cake 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 
shoe game for today . aha it's still sunny over here muthafuckass ☀☀ 😏 URL 
i hate it when people never talk like how they tweet . 😒 
apparently my mom doesn't realize that i don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of me . i'm not trying to impress anyone . 😒 
only i would run into a wall after running so fast on tile floors 😖 ouch . 
proud to be a part of te dx . great start to USERNAME #inspiration (at te dx naperville) [pic] — URL 
USERNAME USERNAME i agree--the fraud was planned & blatantely execute d; he knows that nothing will be done about it . #tyranny #voterfraud 
got invited to the smile- hurricane sandy relief 3 times already >.< #shouldputattendingalready 
whatever i do i can't fall asleep ... someone entertain me 😣 
amazing 800sf 1 bedroom apartment in prime #sunsetpark just liste d: - $1,400 - URL 
anyone have any downtown #foodtruck recommendations for portland ? #p dx #fb 
this mother fucker would go to vegas without me ... 😒 
what a great trip . i'm flying back but my keys , squishy pillow and book are all gonna have to stay in north carolina for a little bit 😐 
i'm at off the gri d: 5m @ fifth and minna (san francisco , ca) w/ 9 others URL 
does anybody need their nails done that will come with me ? 😏 
waiting at the dmv to get a new license 😒 i hate this place 
weather dudes aren’t messing aroun d: 10-14” expected across northwest nd before it’s done sunday night . old man winter ain’t effin around ! 
moment when a friend wants you to go somewhere and you dont want to go . 😣 
3rd perio d: found a microsoft manual for college class USERNAME table will lock it up for you 
USERNAME is a serial snapchatter ! ! ! ! ! she sends the same one to everyone . #rude . 
lol 🔫🔫 bang bang leave that ass on mute 😏 
when you ask your professor a question and they throw a bunch of information at you to cover the fact that they don't know the answer 😒 
soo mama thinks its funny causee im scared of midgets ! 😒 
oh we poppin pills now ... 😒 USERNAME i finished my whole bottle of pills cause my tooth 😔 and no not in one day” 
hating on USERNAME cuz he's living my dream>>>> #noschoolfridays 😣 
it's so windy & i actually curled my hair 💁 😑 🌀 
i can never choose between turning my read receipts on or off .. 😑 💁 
USERNAME 😐 dude are you dropping the class ? ! 
don't like having days off .. i'm running out of things to do here 😮 😑 
USERNAME oh no reason to apologize i dont hate it i embrace it 😏 
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maybe i will get #shipwrecked tonight because i am #bored & #manic cause i can't #pay my #bills & the #irs USERNAME USERNAME 
im not gonna say what i wanted to haha 😏 
you witness a lot of awkward run-ins when you're sitting in the hallway waiting for class . 😣 
boston heral d: brief first press conference by senator-elect #fauxcahontas ==> URL great job idiot voters 
fleming on lessons learne d: triggers on when to open and close gates may change 
i wonder what today will have in store for me ... 😏 
some girl next to me in the library is writing a paper on 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
i don't want to go home , i just want to be home . #snowday #gross 
when your so excited about something and the other person doesn't care <<< 😒 
the master USERNAME at work/play . #inov8week @ i d8 URL 
eww they gave me liquid hydrocodone for my cough 😳 😣 
USERNAME im mad you took a pik of this ctfuu >.< 
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i go get gas so much that the attendants know me ..... 😐 #carproblems 
i didn't think that it took 6 hours for someone to get there hair done . 😒 
this heartburn/indigestion/acid reflux whatever the f it is is killing me 😖 
why are you such an ass ? did i do something ? #annoying 😒 
#orioles lee macphail dea d: former american league president , hall of famer dies at 95 - huffington ... URL #sportsroadhouse 
broo nobody ever takes the shit i say serious lol 😑 
did i seriously just give myself a paper cut 😒 
everyone is going on road trips this weekend . i want to go on one . 😣 
USERNAME about as good as those wings were last night 👎 😖 hahaha 
to who ever got a drop of pizza sauce on my brand new whit north face ... prepare to die👺 😡 😒 
the only thing i hate when i use my earphones to hear music is that i just chill n don't do anything .. like if i was high >.< lol 
me: leather jacket guy is hot ! da d: be careful with whom you set your affections on . me: #captainamerica wore a leather jacket . he's a hero ! 
i'm always nice , we all just have those weeks that were emotional & cranky 😑 #nobodygetsme 
USERNAME it was ! ! i woulda been better off staying on i5 & heading to p dx . 
when most people leave their car unlocke d: shit gets stolen . when i leave my car unlocke d: free cookie . URL 
#iwillneverunderstand why the ugliest people think they're the prettiest mfers that step foot on this earth 😒 
spotte d: m suffering on the west side . looks like someone should have stopped her while her glass was half full . xoxo USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME we really need to get together ! i feel like i haven't seen laura in forever ! ! ! ! 😖 😖 😖 😖 
when boys on my bus try to mack to me <<<< thirsty asses . 😒 
rockfor d: yeah , that's why i can't do it myself . #rockfordfiles 
watched the human centipede last night ... and it was a cliffhanger ... so i watched the human centipede 2 ... #whatswrongwithme 😐 
lmfao home boy was like what's your name beautiful . 😒 his breathe stank . 
mike brown fire d; right call but to soon ! 
#thingsmydaddytaughtme ....... umm ......... 😶 😕 😳 .... either he didn't teach or i wasn't listening . 😐 😎 
attention twitter worl d: USERNAME is eating hunter house for the first time . 
USERNAME probably not half as cool as me though 😏 
people throwing up and shitting theirselves on my bus . #disgusting 
how you're old and live in my building and you whistling me . creep 😖 😒 
what i hate the most is when someone can tweet but can't reply to a text message , tf ? 😒 
home from work ! lunch , nap . than back to work 5-8 . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lol jordan get out our convo 😒 
feeling nostalgic and wanting to go home this weekend . not having a car sucks . 😣 
never been so sa d: ( bye daren . love you . miss you aalready . have fun in colarodo . 
my doodles in class >_< ✒ @ nathaniel narbonne senior high school URL 
got 2o more minutes until the bell ring👌 😎 😒 
there is nothing i do better than revenge . 😏 😌 
prank calls waking me up after 4 hours of sleep . 😒 
2196. you know what that means 😏 @ somewhere in weirdoville URL 
finally get organized again . i guess i really needed a planner after all 😏 
idle comment on ayn rand from USERNAME resulted in this popping up in my hea d: 
the tiny scar by my eye is hurting so bad 😖 whywhywhywhywhy 
daamn v.v lol . they're looking at me like who tf is this bitch ? ! ahaha (x 
“USERNAME confirme d: cia director petraeus stepping down because of affair . URL #homeland & benghazi fall guy . 
lil sister jus told me she thought tossing a salad ment throwing up like tossing your cookies ... 😒 #smdh #girlhasmuchtolearn #killinme 
thats how i feel ! ! ! #lmaoo #lol #lolbucket #baby #bored #bodeguerolife #food @ m&m's deli and grocery store URL 
we're experimenting with sewage water contaminated with human bacteria .... my dream ! 😒 
i hate when people twist a story up to fit them ... hoe u still look weak 😒 
and s/o to USERNAME for telling me to use yahoo 😑 👊 
still don't know if i should go to the game ? d: 
why the hell does my sister have to live in the middle of nowhere ? #hateit 
my boss telling me to wake up .. 😐 lol . girl , this is my awake . 👉 
this bitch telling tony jr to smoke her out . bitch stfu v.v your voice is annoying & so are you ! (x 
so tired of capt crunch , lucky charms , n reese puffs 😖 👎🍌 
is it bad i'm having a beer before work ? 😏 oh well turn up ! #yolo @ taco mac URL 
my moms frien d: wow i never noticed how chubby your cheeks were ! me: thanks .... -__- 
scratch that half the time i still get lost using my gps . therefore i'm screwed with or without it lol go figure . way to go kat 😒 
USERNAME your so far away ! d; & uhh maybe ._. 
USERNAME we must be bold in the days ahea d; stand up for christianity and freedom of religion ! 
whoever knows me knows i will not be attending any of my 8am's next semester that i have everyday . 😒 
i have a b in one of my classes & my teacher was like #bitch #dontlikeher >.< 
slave 4 dat pussy rt USERNAME when i die i'd like my tombstone to rea d: 
- i'm jealous af ! i want a 2013 camaro 528. >.< 
becuz i care nd dnt wanna get hurt but she lucky i trust her 😒 lol 
kop for the weeken d: shopping , psu game , and probably some drinks :) 
USERNAME lol well i spilled my hot chocolate on me and burned myself 😂 😑 🔥🔥🔥 
USERNAME exactly no one cares .. so shh . #duhh . 😏 
eww >.< not when barrecaca called me mi amor 🔫🔫 
god dam it ... why did she have eu be so perfect d: 
control yourself . #anger #issues #ohgosh #jealousmuch #bleh #nonono #control #yourself 😒 @ trapped in my mind🔒 URL 
just finished pure cardio #insanity , now cardio abs 😖 
#home #bored #broken #foot #blue #puertorico #tv #warm @ home in bayport , ny URL 
now that i've had the iphone , i could never leave apple 😏 
can't handle when people constantly take pictures of themselves and instagram them #ew #stop #selfabsorbed 
moose is really tryna throw salt on my game tho .. 😑 😤 
lady gaga looking a lot like amy winehouse #gaga #gross #lol USERNAME URL 
someone should take me to the game tomorrow i don't wanna drive by myself from the eye 😔 😐 
USERNAME yess . 😊 and we goin to the strip club 😏 
some people really need to shut the fuck up once in a while 😑 
i have a feeling i'm not gonna have a good weekend at all #great 😒 
i have so much to do today that i probably won't get around to doing any of it .. #uselessonfridays 😒 
27328 tennyson r d; 1182-trfc collision-no inj; nov 9 2012 12:11pm [2] 1023 red saturn vs jbs big rig #471032 (121109gg01008) 
the people that literally slam into you and don't say sorry 😒 << 
omg im so bored when my sister has to work 👎 theres noone to annoy and act weird with 😒 
man i hate folding clothes ill wash all day but when it comes to folding clothes they sit in that basket smh gots to do better 😒 
i dont get algebra for shit i fail that test big time >.< 
saw a guy on the side of the highway with a pitchfork >.< #wtf USERNAME 
📖📝 😏 👎 #boring #englishclass @ sheldon high school URL 
i like to make her toes curl while i'm lickin on her flesh 😏 
the wrap-around brai d: (it's easier than i thought) URL 
i guess this is just another battle i will forever lose ! #icanneverwin 😐 
do they just expect us to know enough random shit about random topics to fill 8 pages ? do i look like an encyclopedia ? 😒 😐 
when USERNAME is mean to you 😞 <<<<. #meanie 😒 😞 👎 
USERNAME hmm , i think there's a tv series idea . could be calle d: sweetbea's adventures , sweetbea's world , sweetbea's neighborhood . 
when i pass by i see that look in your eyes 😏 
i need a nap . grouchy pants ! 👖 😒 
work really gets annoying when i have to wear a skirt and heels in 40 degree weather 😒 
bout to go get this iphone 5 powered up 😏 
USERNAME well i have practice from 5to7 tonight an d8 -10 tomorrow morning . and tomorrow at 1 i'm getting my tattoo . but if you want yeah (: 
my friday night consists of sleeping , softball practice home back to sleep . great night ... 😒 
why do we have school monday ? why . 😒 jesuit schools . 
i never have anything to do on friday or saturday nights 😞 😒 😔 
found out my boss picks is nose and wipes his 'treasures' under his desk throughout the day . #disgusting #neverlookingathimthesame 
there are some weird as ppl at the dmv ! 😑 
pharmacy technician - rite ai d: ( #brunswick , md) URL #pharmaceutical #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
pharmacy technician - rite ai d: ( #holladay , ut) URL #pharmaceutical #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
pharmacy technician - rite ai d: ( #sandy , ut) URL #pharmaceutical #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
rite ai d: pharmacy cashier ( #wexford , pa) URL #pharmaceutical #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#aerospace #job in #fortgeorgegmeade , m d: software engineer 5 at boeing URL #boeing #jobs 
#aerospace #job in #annapolisjunction , m d: software engineer 4 erp1 at boeing URL #boeing #jobs 
face2face limite d: html engineer ( #shanghai , va) URL #engineering #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i know rite rt USERNAME i'm sick of ppl texting my phone with they dry a** convos 😒 
omg i'm seriously so f-ing tired ... i should have napped . 😒 
i officially hate hershey for starting the destruction of the chocolate factory #rude #movingasap 
4th stop already .. i'm never going to get home . 😒 
man i got nothing to look forward to after work . *sigh* 😔 😒 😞 
plans to go to brazil in 2014 to see the world cup >.< #excited #spain #fifa 
an ahl team will wear racist jerseys in celebration of hispanic heritage weeken d: URL (via USERNAME - oh lordy ! 
i was walking to class , and this black girl said what's up cutie . 😣 👎 
i'm tryin so hard to make myself go to the bathroom 😖 
don't u hate when u with somebody they stay on the phone but when u hit em up they don't respond ..... #skep 😑 
#nowadays . ki d: mommy how did i come into the world 
i can't believe this is happening to me 😒 lol 
think it's a good day to walk to random places . #bored 
i hate how we talked non stop , now we don't talk ever .. 😒 
inde shops and #museum stores ! here's a list by state that carry kikkerlan d: URL 
if the head of the cia can't keep his affair a secret , neither can you . women can find out anything . don't play with us . 😏 
USERNAME fuk this .. back to facebook 😖 😖 😖 
so many great speakers so far although higgs boson one might have gone a little above my h @ te dx naperville URL 
i'm soo tired .... #school is not my friend right now ! 😑 
i'm too petty just report somebody as spam . 😏 😏 😂 😂 😂 
who wants to hangout with me today 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
chevy now knows why i enjoy the chiropractor so much 🙏 😏 
just one of those things that gets to you ... #hateit 
7 more damn minutes in this boring class ! 😒 
#retail #job in #bethesda , marylan d: retail sales counter manager - cosmetics and fragrances at nordstrom URL 
so aggravated &, in the worst mood evaa ! ! ! 👊 😒 😔 
USERNAME aww d d: why couldn't you sleep ? too much caffeine ? xd 
trying to teach myself how to twerk USERNAME #notworking 😑 
it's so embarrassing to even be related to you . #yuck 
keep my soul , and deliver me; let me not be ashame d; for i put my trust in thee - ps 25:20 
it's that time of year ( hard nipple weather ) 👌 😏 
plans for this weeken d: work , work and work . thank you nevel and jim for thinking i have no life . 😒 
USERNAME if everyone goes back to facebook the world will end 😖 
why are morals not important ? ethics & morality do matter ! #disgusted 
i really did just retweet that with my lip baha #bored 
i really want to do something productive at work today but my body just wants to be lazy . #youwin #lazygirlproblems 😒 
hahaha firing mike brown is soo stupid . its like proposing w a 20 carrot ring and then dumping her an hour later 😑 
i'm going to blow so much money this weekend .. it's not even funny ! ! ! 😳 😏 
pulling someone over in the middle of traffic seriously 😒 
bend over girl show me whatcha workin with .. 🎶🎶 😏 
USERNAME what ? we didn't make any plans ... 😏 
😣 sick and having to work both jobs today 👎 
always find time to act like a ki d; don't grow up too fast . #thingsmydaddytaughtme 
ugh i need to go to the nail shop .. it's been to long 😒 💅🚗💨 
there's a party in my bed ... and i wasn't invited 😒 @ robbie's - liberty square URL 
that awkward moment when you live in a city called cumming .... 😨 😷 😐 
just went to dippins .. did not see USERNAME 😒 
now i'm dreading these longg 8 hours of work ⌛⏰ 😁 😣 😒 
my delight is in the law of the lor d; and in his law i will meditate day and night :d 
all packed up to leave my house for the weekend . 😏 
2 eggs , scramble d; half an avocado , & a cup of #dannonoikosvanilla makes lunch ! #yummy 
USERNAME just got off work ... and now i'm on my way to my other job 😒 
forreal tho ... this weeken d: what's really good ? ! 
USERNAME goo d: ) i want fakies put on again , i miss them 😔 
probably just gonna sit on my ass all evening til brogan gets off work 😑 
😒 i don't even feel like working today ... smh 7hrs here i come 
USERNAME i cant txt u sis i dont have ur cell number and im not going to ask for it , ur blesse d: -) 
i hate my mom so much 😡 👊💢 i just can't wait to leave this fucking hell hole house 😞 😒 😢 😪 💔 
i go back to kansas sunday 😔 😞 😣 😫 
wante d: teleportation device ... new or gently used ... anywhere between $1 and $3 ! get ahold of me or USERNAME 
andrejesher contemplating the beauty of #autumn #pbc #p dx @ portland bible college URL 
:) enugh sai d: ) @ joy yee's noodles URL 
them nights fired mike brown because obama won watch ! ! that's fucked up tho 😒 
feel like i'm going to have a panic attack 😣 #netflixandchilltime 👌 
to all the pretty girls in the worl d: hi :) 
sometimes this may be the scariest thing you ever see ... USERNAME #te dx URL 
te dx youthUSERNAME – new ! – evergreen , colorado , united states — thu apr 11 URL 
them niggas fired mike brown because obama won watch ! ! that's fucked up tho 😒 
why is it so lame at the university of saint francis 😐 😐 😐 😕 😕 😕 😑 😑 😑 😶 😶 😶 😳 
USERNAME won't change the sirrus radio station in the car . beethoven , mozart , bach .... ect . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME we had a blast ! we will be back soon 😏 
i'm gonna be so embarrassed driving my dads truck tomorrow 😑 
omgosh traffic ... 😣 i'm trying to get to the hotel so i can nap ! ! ! let's goo people ! ! 
it feel so good outside it's giving me life . moo d: calm , collective , and in my feelings about the old days . ;-) 
“USERNAME i should go see the boys in biz ... 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yee ! 
oh now twitter wants to load . hormonal bitch 😒 
kut's austin music map launch party saturday night at the n d: audio clip: adobe flash player is required to play ... URL 
but it's only showing two new tweets everytime i try & refresh it >.< 
i gotta stop sayin the f wor d; its so unlday like ! ! ! -_- 
when someone is mad at you and you have no idea why ...... now i know what men go through with women on a daily basis . hah 😏 
surgery tuesday , who's brim me yogurt and soup ? 😁 😭 😣 
right when i get used to west coast time i'm back at the east . 😒 
my mom said she gonna keep my money . >.< 
free downloa d: fat freddy’s drop - silver & gold - URL #blackbird 
maybelline samples in my magazine ✌but i don't think the average teenage girl is as tan as me oops 😏 😐 URL 
USERNAME omg why ! ? 😖 😖 😖 😖 you're my frien d: ) and a good one ^.^ 
i can't wait for do me my new tattoo ! ! d: 
so it's official ill be working at the mcdowell location now since there closing down the office at e . mesa #stupidbudgetcutts 😒 
not looking forward to skating home ... in the fucking rain d: 
i'm gonna die ! ! ! it's too cold today ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
i don't understand how we're supposed to go pumpkin smashing tonight when nobody has pumpkins anymore 😒 
USERNAME hey random tweet i can't get ahold of shallan i need the address to go get herr dx can you get ahold of her ? 
i have a chiffon shirt but nothing to wear it with >.< 
i love how there are different spots outside that are hot lol 😏 
wish i wouldn't have been such a pussy 😒 #getittogether #annoyed 
really ! ? ! ? lol 😒 USERNAME it's friday ! ! ! ! ! ” 
got in trouble for putting a dick on the projecter v.v #imdumb 
bus to oaklan d; time to get hype ! #hoopsquad #britonnation #gobrits 
sie & i need to have a for our boyfriends 😐 
so bored at work ! ! come on 4 :3 0. #boring #wannagohome URL 
i think i ate way to much 😣 time for a 😴 
my schedule for the next week sucks ! specially since its my 21st and i will be super hungover ! oh well excuse me if i smell like alcohol 😒 
USERNAME happy bday ! found the perfect car d: URL via USERNAME :) 
i only get caught doing the super weird things ..... 😑 
USERNAME 😁😁 you should be happy that i'm heree . you know i was not planning on going to this until you asked me to 😏 
12 hour work days why dont you have a fast foward button 😣 
sun 11/11 all proceeds from these USERNAME will benefit #sandy . weho: 1pm w/me , 5pm w/USERNAME btw d: 4pm w/me , 5pm w/USERNAME rt 
USERNAME r you taking meds for enlarged heart ? gud friend dog just got diagnosed and put on meds; mom is very worrie d; any advice ? 
matthews gone all weekend for baseball , what am i supposed to do with out my best friend all weekend ? 😕 😞 😒 
work soon .. yay .. so .. much .. fun ... 😒 
USERNAME lmao right ! idk how i come up wit the shit sometimes .. i'm jus as stunned as you reading that one 😒 
my day just got 5,000,000 times better l ! 😀 😊 ☺ 😄 😋 😏 👍 
i hate the fact that we cant shoot without adult supervision this is yag 😒 
lines and wires y'all #powerlines #leaves #lookingup #p dx @ fehrenbacher hof URL 
i'm so pissed ! i keep biting my jaw 😒 there's like a pool of blood in my mouth 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
oh i-95 how i have not missed you at all 😑 
ya , i get to go back and get blood work in 6 weeks . >.< 
i want to do something drastic . oh wait you need money for that . 😒 
driving by high schools make me feel so old 😒 👵 
ready for all my little ones to get picked up so i can start my weekend ! 😒 
these people smell like straight ass in here .... #eww 
antoine bethea and darius butler autograph last night could of got wayne and but i missed him 😒 #coltsnation URL 
dear twitter , why are you acting gay right now 😒 💁 
i hate it when people hit me with their fucken big backpacks ! 😒 
i really miss my brother/lefthand USERNAME i need u man wtf why u had 2 go ! ! 😣 😢 
i know what i'm doing when i get home .. 😏 
she don't get it like i jus dnt care 😒 😌 
did anyone besides me take a when u had to disect the frog in high school ? ? #yuck 
damn today needs to en d: / soo bored and tired 
USERNAME my workweek starts in 4 hours 😒 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME i feel like i'm gonna die of second hand smoke when i walk by evans 😣 
USERNAME feeling nauseous just with your tweet ! ! ! ugh ! 😖 😡 😡 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME bubbas rules lets go on a d8 nd eat burritos richard 
to my last rt , how do you drive while sleep ? 😒 
ne #p dx still life @ thai food cafe URL 
USERNAME ohh , so you had a dream about me ? 😏 
that one friend that always try to convince you to do right the right thing . 😣 
getting your sockets packed has to be right up there with child birth 🙊 😐 😰 
USERNAME damn girls these days having kids lol jk nah but yeah don't even plan because things never happen the way you want them to😪 😒 
obamacare is going to result in a much bigger federal government . #nasty 
damn .... i've been growing all week i'm almost 6'0 😏 
USERNAME you should be great with spicy foo d; your name is curry ! 
obamacare has already forced the cancellation of dozens of doctor-owned hospitals . #nasty 
USERNAME what is tweetjail ? how do u get in there ? ? ? 😼 
USERNAME lol i have to pass through rockville to get to tenth . 😑 🔫 
USERNAME have fun ! 😥 i'll miss you , USERNAME and USERNAME tomorrow 😖 it won't be the same without you guys ! 
mad that i didn't get to go to the zoo today 😣 😭 🐘 screw work .. 
USERNAME it's cute everyone likes it even USERNAME agrees with me 😏 
i just got explained how pooping is like being in labor ... okaay ! 😐 
wife just ran 11 mi . avg spee d= 7 :3 9 per mile . 11th mile was 7:29. 
thanks to obamacare , you are going to have to wait much longer to see a doctor . #nasty #boom 
we reach the low to mid 70s over the weeken d; showers and storms return monday . forecast details: URL #alwx 
obamacare contains all kinds of insidious little provisions that most people don’t even know about . #nasty 
i just love how nowhere in fp is hiring . 😒 
dont laugh at people when they answer a question wrong in class #rude #wishicouldslapyouintheface 
while losing weight n my sleep due 2 excessive sweating last night i pondere d: is the heat white peoples way of apologizing 4 the projects ? 
i cant text during 7th period , cuz most of the time im workin out . why cant you understand that ? >.< 
it's so hard not to just leave work right now . #bored 
no one has text me today .. don't i feel special 😒 
if you let me sweetheart , ill show you a whole new worl d: ) 
obamacare imposes more than 20 new taxes on the american people . #nasty 
da d: dogs can live for up to like 25 years . me: cats can live for like 20. da d: they can make it to five years if they don't fuck up 
USERNAME i know your not talking about people being descriptive 😑 
i wonder how long it'll take my parents to figure out that i take beer and hard liquor from the fridge before i go back to college .. #oops 😏 
sometimes i wish i could just drop out of school 😒 😡 😑 ✌ 
spending my day off from school at the library and tutoring 😒 
&& it did .... damn ! ! ! im goo d: ) 
why oh why did i forget my glasses . i'm bored and i can't see well to read . 😑 
USERNAME damn so i gotta go to the mall then all the way back to rocksprings ? ! 😒 
i your going to honk at me , then give me a ride #rude 
ew . big girl in front of me has very loose jeans and isn’t wearing any underwear 😫 😖 😧 #theshitiruninto 
i dont think i want to grow out a mustache #nasty #noshavenovember 
losing something special is seriously depressing 😣 😔 i really hope my ring turns up . #sosad 
how to look bad ass while eating a sala d: dump salad on floor . eat plate . 
second time checking a girl out in front of my father today . i've got to stop . 😣 
USERNAME i was a navy blue girl . red is waay too flashy for me . i wanted something that screame d: unattractive but she like zippers . 
i'm definitely not looking forward to closing tonight and tomorrow .. 😒 #nolife #goodbyeweekend 
dear worl d: the complimentary spiced cider you receive upon check in at the #ironhorse hotel is amazing . URL 
USERNAME stfu it tastes good ! if you're jealous go get one yourself . 😒 
working at a outdoor coffee cart it's not the business right now ! 😏 
fina get ready and go to work ' ! 😒 
my da d: guy pulled over on the side of the road , at least 20 big bags of pot on the hood of these cop cars 
USERNAME every time i try that trick i just end up eating both .. my will power is gone 😑 
wtf is kik messanger even for ? i don't need a million social profiles . i'm tots deleting this nonsense ! idk even know how to use it ! d: 
so apparently reheating your mcdonald's in the microwave is disgusting . #yuck #notthesame . 
USERNAME i was a navy blue girl . red is waay too flashy for me . i wanted something that screame d: unattractive but she likes zippers 
i wonder if he was talking about me ...... probably not 😒 
new political buzzwor d: the fiscal cliff ! dun dun dunn 
i hate when the bus driver go the long way ... i be last to get home ! 😒 😒 👎 
whoever sheds the blood of man , by man shall his blood be she d; for in the image of god has god made man . (genesis 9:6) 
baby while you're at it you might as well let down your hair , and i can take it from theree 😏 🎶🎵 #chrisyoung 
crisis averte d: id found ... i can always trust my president USERNAME 
i wish my head didn't hurt so bad ! i wish my professor could drive well ! #carsick 🚙😷 😣 
i gotta be at work till 1 am tho 😣 
refreshing twitter every other second on this long drive .. 😒 
just for the recor d: i did not have an affair with david petraeus . (but i totally would have .) USERNAME USERNAME 
you tell me to trust you , and then you lie to me , are you stupid ? 😑 
i just love when USERNAME tweets for me ! 😒 
USERNAME i signed us up for the smith hall beer pong tourney 🍺 ... root beer that is 😏 
USERNAME you do know that's freddie , right ? ! #queennerd 😏 
wow i wish i was going to have afun weeken d: / 
i'm gone go ta sakuras and sweet frogs tonight right herr ... 😒 
and did 2 fit tests just to say i've done something work related 😏 
i need something to do tonight ! #thinking #bored #mighttan 
hangovers and three year olds is an awful combination 😐 🔫 
i could really put this fire pit in my backyard to good use tonight ! any takers ? no , didnt think so 😐 
i wonder what you'd do if i went missing on your ass 😏 ✌ 
why is it that when im bored no one texts or resonds ! but when im extremly busy the world hits me up ? 😒 #jaqifshatanve 
i don't like you but i do like him 😏 
i hate how i get bored with things so easily 😒 
USERNAME no , i'm on my way out of town right now ! 😭 sorry ! i'll be at the next one . i bet your 'friend' will be there 😏 
that awkward moment when you don't save someone's number in ur phone that you dont wanna talk to and they txt you like heyy ! ! 😒 <<< k bye ! 
someone ask jordan how my dust tastes . he's too far back for me to ask 😏 
📞🔊hi this is dony i stand at 5'4 with hair down to the middle of my waist🔊 😏 ☺ 😎 -trina 🎶phonesex🎶 
spanish class , m00kkie wouldn't get in on this ! >.< . USERNAME @ spanish class URL 
i picked a bad day to wear redish pants 😒 
why does the sun have to be soo bright in my room today >_< 
left foot on my shoulder and the other foot and its over 😏 
my last #retweet is really the struggle , #hairday . just reminds me that i need to do another olive oil & honey deep conditioner soon 😒 
i have a fever and im stuck at school >.< 
lol when i have a wife we bouta be living nice lol 💵💵💵💵 my bank account .. can't touch that 😏 
i dot get why long weekends = everyone goes home ... for me a long weeken d= extra day to drink 
USERNAME lmao i do the same thing .. it's a bestfriend thing 😒 
no wonder i was moody this week .... fuhh . 😑 
anyone wanna ride with me to cambridge or zanesville ? or just take my car for me ? ? ? 😏 
i've been at discount tire for too long . since the moment i walked in the door basically . 😒 
roommate and i both have january birthdays , and she's turning 21. you better believe i'm taking advantage of that ! 😏 🎉🍺 
this rmv smells like cat piss and old people . mm love me some #newbprobz #shitidontlike 😑 👎 
upgrades completed . back to the office i go :) (at rocket science p dx ) — URL 
best thing about being single ? no drama , no fighting , no crying , no feeling , no confusion , no worries , and no problem 😐 
everything is putting me in a pissy mood today and i don't like it 😣 
i swore i was going on a diet but i'm over here eating cookies 😒 oh well .... maybe my butt will get bigger . 
USERNAME yuck you're kidding me 😒 my counselor is making me apply she thinks ill actually have a chance up there 😭 lol 
i wanna do something fun tonight but ik i have to wakeup at four to help the guys get ready then cook them all breakfast 😣 
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USERNAME half of the people who work at the desks don't even go to howard . #getarealjob 😒 
ki d: how did you & daddy met ? me:i flipped my hair & overwhelmed him harry: no she got me to sign a marriage agreement instead of a poster . 
how i have like a mini crush on #oomf but idont bother to like give her complements cuz ifeel like shes not interested v.v #nogame 
USERNAME who ? me ? lol but dudee i miss youu d; 
USERNAME yeah good one because i shave in my toilet 😒 #idiot 
“USERNAME #tbt 😏 in a way i kinda wanna dye my hair back to a light brown again .... what do you think ? URL lol nope 
i have an 89 right now in precalc , which means that i need to get an a on this test monday 😖 
zac: you have snapchat ? me: yes ! i think it's just doctorjared . i'll check ! zac: that's ok . i wasn't gonna send you one or anything . #rude 
i wish i was freakishly smart . instead of estupidd . >.< 
where's my geek squad friends when i need them ? ! i hate waiting in lines . 😤 😐 
white folks ain't send my money can't even get her a gift 😒 
i tried eating tacobell today , that was a fail . i guess i'm stuck with my soups and yogurts . 😒 
having a psycho ex trying to mess up your life #awesome #wtf 😥 😖 😡 
i'm so embarrassing . i saw a corn field all nice and ready and thought of hay day , .. woww i'm obsesse d: ) 
my 14 yr old brother looked at me & said i hate obama . i asked why , & says have you seen the stock market ? ! with a straight face 😶 😐 😳 
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USERNAME ugh stuck in bg of course ! 😒 man i def gotta start working out i'm gettin outta shape badd 😔 
some people will never grow up . 😒 #youreallyneedto #rude 
i'm what's wrong with america . i got mcdonald's to go and now have jerry springer on . ugh ... 😒 
the only thing that sucks about having to work in all black clothes is that i have to lint roll myself like every five seconds . 😒 
i love this weather but im kinda mad at this weather cause it got me sick >.< 
tired of this hoe 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME same . only 35 minutes to go . 😒 
to those grown men who hollered at me out your window it's not cute . #disgusted 
#sweettooth chocolate meets jessica . >.< #extraordinary @ chocolate heaven URL 
after yesterday cattle call i just might be seeing you after all . 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME what ? when ? lol and no her mom want watch her >.< 
angel always leaves me for other people especially if they're his football player friends 💔 😔 😒 💩 
on a mission to find the perfect boots . on to store number 5 😒 
psh ... as star would say that's as fluck . and i really think so ... 😏 
my three point five goes to my babes ! ! USERNAME . ya'll should follow him . he's amazing ! >.< 
i hate when people say they'll do something then go mia the day of . 😐 
USERNAME high round pick; 26 yrs ol d; guys getting brought in off the street starting over him( position played in college) ... #bust 
USERNAME it's a private party there only 80 people gonna be there and there gonna be there 😣 😞 😣 😞 😣 
my 4 year old sister , tweets on her on & sends jibberish to my friends 😑 
USERNAME i'm about to ! ! they're like 😒 lol 
i been having a headache everyday lately >.< #wtff ! 
only an hour left ... than my weekend officially begins :) #school #bored 
frien d: are you cold ? me: no , dumbass , im on fkn vibrate mode ! 
quiting sucking face in the halls no one one wants to see that just get a room #nasty 
this nigga in his bright yellow hollister vest ... 😒 
antonio is nice to me when he wants to be >.< lmfao *shrugs* 
i really don't know what to do when i'm not with him .. 😐 
USERNAME um . fuck you dude . 😒 and idk twitters being kind of weird 
look at the facial hair ... don't get too jealous . 😏 #nsn @ mssu spiva library URL 
wanted to see #lincoln in theatres then i remembere d: #colorado #batman #election2012 #history #plotofthemovie 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i went home 😒 can we do one tho ! 
dear people staying home and are bore d: come see romeo and winifred tonight at proctor ! it's 5 bucks for a ticket + free food ! 
USERNAME oh yeah those are totally it ! ! 😏 
|| yess ! ! ! serve ! ! 😏 😏 😎 😎 
back of camera swagg # d8 00 #missteen USERNAME @ spanish steps URL 
it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood .. :) #bored URL 
my mom booked me another retirement ceremony ! ! xd 💗👌👍👏 😏 this gal will be singing on the us constitution (ship) 
USERNAME i don't have one .. d: should i make one ? 
and you wonder why they call me hickey ? 😏 😌 
lowkey been fuckin up .. but i'm too stubborn to give a fuck ! 😑 
USERNAME 😑 omg i'll make sure i have my pepper spray that day lmao 
what kind of mall doesn't have an express 😒 #kentuckyprobz 
mitchell a special bree d: scouttv - greg powers and erin hartigan break down the five-star lineback ... URL #plano #news 
okay , so twitter was down and it wasn't just me . i paniced guys , fucking paniced ! d: 
i like how i'm never getting paid for these things though .. smh 👎 😑 
USERNAME well that's obvious d: but i didn't mean it like that tho you guys do go to a lot of places together . js . 
“USERNAME las vegas low temperatures to drop into the 30s this weeken d: fml where is my heat ha ha ha ! 
but he doesn't go here liz ! don't try to be funny 😒 lol smh rt USERNAME USERNAME but u do have one ! 😏 😋 
i just ate pizza and wings and i couldn't taste anything bcuz i'm sick d: 
USERNAME ohh red hair ? ha no she lives down the hill now >.< 
check out the heights music festival this weeken d: URL (cc: USERNAME 
after 2 hours of sleep and 2 huge cups of coffee all day i've been like 😳 😳 😣 😣 
USERNAME magic mike was just too much . i melted lmao d: channing tatum was just .... #drools 
gives new meaning to starry-eye d: arduino-powered , kanye-inspired glasses with 174 programmable leds URL via USERNAME 
i hate listening to music with carlos , he only lets a song play for like 30 sec . then changes it 😒 
took long enough for this USERNAME to recognize my continued loyalty and not charge me the 60¢ for soy . 😒 
USERNAME you never txt me all night so i guess im not special ? d: 
USERNAME , you needa learn to share with me ! >.< 
used to be love drunk , but now i'm hungover . ✌ 😏 
see i like it ... i don't ever have to fight i got fellas that take care of that for me 😏 
USERNAME i know lol me too . i put it in my coat pocket yesterday and now it's missing . i cried this morning . my own fault i suppose 😣 
USERNAME are you with USERNAME still ? bug is still asleep . 😏 
😒 tf ? rt USERNAME skittles from the microwave taste so good ! 
what USERNAME and i saw in that box ! ew ! <<<<<<<< >.< she can do better . 
“USERNAME kenna city traffic 😣 🔫 USERNAME i know i'm right next to you . # ... 
my dad is leaving this weekend and only gave me 10 dollars ... he's too kind 😑 
hate when i run out of good movies n shows to watch on netflix . 😏 
somebody needs to come see me , i need company >_< 
USERNAME haha yeah i think idk >.< tell her to come up ;p 
you tell me to trust you , and then you lie to me , are you stupid ? 😑 
you tell me to trust you , and then you lie to me , are you stupid ? 😑 
if only counting seconds was considered productive ... i would be a champion at the office ... #bored #hurry4pm 
USERNAME i know babygirl , i can't wait until i can see it in person ! 😏 
USERNAME no ! you said it like 3 times before you pervert . ugh 😠 😒 
hate this bus , i should have made caleb take me home . 😒 
there must've been some crack in my system for the past couple years . what the fuck was i thinking ? #disgusting 
bored at work 😒 👎 #camwhore deskassistant #ugly #duckface #igers #iphone #igdaily #instag @ hbu corner pawket URL 
i'm going to be pissed if i have to sit in the freshmen section 😒 
USERNAME not even man i was like its 14 😒 
USERNAME yeah ik isn't this the greatest ? ! 😏 😊 
cute girl walks into the same aisle smells what i smell and gives me the disgusted look 😒 😔 
everytime i see this bitch in the hallway i just wanna punch the shit out of her dawg >_< 
coach polk loves me . she just doesn't know it yet 😏 
a vision realize d: text spac4good to 20-222 to give today ! #natlphilanthropyday URL 
thank you to the fatass that busted my lip open . 😩 😡 😒 #fatbitch #youjustknockedout10people 
staying here for the weekend . #te dx americanriviera @ bacara resort & spa URL 
ugh . can someone tell me what #oomf means ! 😑 
metrio need to let me drive that car , when he get it 😏 🚘 
my brother just pulled a peanut butter and jelly out of his backpack and said #nasty #moldy 
USERNAME USERNAME ya are you implying that we were going to do something inappropriate ? #rude 
mafuckas just stubborn ass fuck i hate that shit forea ! ! cause it's pointless if somebody apologize accept it don't be stuck up bout it 👎 😒 
why can't ga have a home game tonight .... 😒 
what is one valid reason to preserve http:80 instead of retiring it completely for de facto https:443 ? #bsidesp dx #q2 
jrecks is so dead i think we've waited on 6 people since 2 d: 
i dont temember asking for all this fancy stuff in my drink .... 😒 URL 
da d; did you crush him like a bug ? 
da d; well , you do realize that if you did , that's perfectly fine . you are a woman ! 
USERNAME not to me ! you guys kicked me out of the bomb squa d: ( 
and then this lil kid tried to steal my trucks 😐 🔫 
USERNAME i might go to the stuuzz in a bit with inf >_< 
ill be ⚾⚾⚾ tonight but i feel like 😣 😵 😲 but i want a 🚬 going fucking nuts lol 
USERNAME just playin i know some of ya are pretty goo d: ) 
i'm friday night lights and prom , her character is the same >.< 
i have alotta shoes that are too big for me cause my mom thought my feet would grow when i was younger and they never di d: ( 
anyone want to go on a long ride and leave all of our troubles behind ? #needtorelievestress 😣 😏 👋✋👋 
USERNAME USERNAME i was thinking the same thing ... 😏 
USERNAME i don't think we are cause we're bombarded with exams next week 😑 #iwish 
me and USERNAME are deff going to be writing letters to each other like every week lol . i'm gonna miss her so much . d: 
#babe on the #ipad #chillin #bored #friday #blessed #haveagoodday @ tha house URL 
USERNAME like me picking fag boys off the side of the road 😒 
if i get one more email from robert morrison university .. 😐 🔫 
“USERNAME what i see on facebook 😂 😂 😒 like no stop ! URL dUSERNAME m@ n1kk@ fuk d@ p1g5 
USERNAME i**** are like right next to each other and i fucked up 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME after he's my baby daddy first of course though 😏 
USERNAME true but if i get sick it's all your fault toni 😤 😑 
the only math i understan d: n + l² + h + z = perfection 
fuckin missed my exit 20 mins ago .... tf my head at 😒 
the buzzards in the tree behind my house . cute right ? no . its creepy . d: @ aurora URL 
i'm starting to get a soft spot for babies . omfg what's happening to me ? d; 
i wanna retweet this too and i can't 😑 USERNAME 
wah now im going to hospital d: or doctors idk 
USERNAME do you realize how epic that would be ? 😏 all the band kids would start going insane 😂 😂 😂 
boise , what am i doing here tonight ? thinking of heading downtown . suggestions ? ! #bored #boise 
“USERNAME oec d: graph of shift in the share of world gdp to 2060 - URL sounds about right 
lol alyse chill , it's just a dinner , and the boys have to serve you 😏 😏 
xpe dx strike is over , all is well with the world , great job members and agents URL 
why does nathan always try to take ugly pictures of me 😔 😒 
then fucking old navy in fairview just called me & told me i have an interview next week 😑 
USERNAME i worded that incorrectly , should have rea d: union workers running off non-union emergency utility workers 
i miss u & tequila rt USERNAME i wish USERNAME was near mobile . i'd give $729239307 for a margarita night together ! #missyou 🍸🍻 😖 
why doesn't my baby USERNAME get on twitter as much ! ? d: 
hampton rd / bear creek r d; animal-live or dead animal; nov 9 2012 1 :3 8pm [1] 8 horses out // on rhs (121109gg01246) 
i need to get dressed but i'm being so lazy ! ! 😒 
treat blvd / oak r d; 1182-trfc collision-no inj; nov 9 2012 1:03pm [1] 2 vehs invd small veh and large veh (121109gg01144) 
reminiscing on all the close calls and crazy adventures i had this summer with my favorite douchebags of lovejoy 😂 👌🚓🚓🚓 😏 #summer12 
USERNAME big fan meyers go get em tomorrow . p dx has bright future 
letting the nausea subside after my flight home . why some choose to bring smelly , hot foods onto an airplane boggles my mind . #rude 
if there's one thing i hate about myself is that i overreact over the smallest things , i need to stop hurting myself 😒 
USERNAME hahaha i thought there might be a slim chance i could 😒 
who is tryin to keep me entertained on this ride to chuck ? ! #textme #bored 
#ready #to #be #off #work #lame #boring #threedayweekend #hashtag # #doublehashtag 
got big plans for this weeken d: ) 😄 i need gas tho ima stop spending my money like i'm 50 or some 
im scared to eat today ... but im finally starting to get hungry 😐 
one thing i hate doing is making my bed 😑 
yes of course you can have my picture of you . #rude #youcouldaasked 
one thing i don't like .. is being lied to . 😒 
USERNAME what are you doing tonight ? ? ? 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME 😏 ... oh wait piper idk if you can see that 
USERNAME lucky little turd 😏 we'll be rollin in in about 30 minutes ! 
everybody else's weekend sounds fun . mind ? netflix 😣 
just peeped some of my brother's friends .. they're kinda cute 😏 
of all weekends why do i have to be sick this one 😑 
wegmans is always so cold , but the day i wear a long sleeve shirt the heat is way up 😣 
dear sex , i sure do miss you 😒 sincerely , me ! ! 
speaking at #te dx youth miami in 2 hours ! URL 
USERNAME oh . okay . i see how it is . 😒 
lol i was looking like a lick in a class #bored #taft URL 
kanye metions kim k .'s sex tape in clique like he proud of her . >.< 
how do i change my avii from my phone >.< ? 
USERNAME lol imma be tall as juice .. i'm still a baby jokerr 😏 
USERNAME lol i'm just done caring . welcome back old brooklynn .. 😏 
you know you've hit a new low but you ask your parents if they wanna hangout tonight and they tell you ... 😐 
hot tottie 😐 💕 allegragutierrez @ westridge school for girls URL 
ugh person behind me .. why do you have to put your dirty #nasty foot on my chair . i'm gunna turn around a slap the shit out of you . #annoyed 
i have no one to talk to since he went to practice 👎 😒 
tailgate but i don't wanna goo ! ! 😖 😭 
it's about that time for me to start my usual friday festivities 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME i stopped nUSERNAME fd b4work just to kill some time . as i get up 2leave rob says 👨 😳 😏 👎 damn 
#sales #job in #boise , i d: sales representative at aflac URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#sales #job in #homedale , i d: aflac insurance sales representative at aflac URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
washing my hair tmara or sunday ... and letting it air out until the 16th win i gt it braide d: -) 
announce d: general assembly of the st . james brotherhood will be convened on jan 23-25, 2013 to elect a the armenian patriarch of jerusalem . 
USERNAME USERNAME oh so y'all frontin' like y'all don't play games on the game center now ? word 😒 
you know you've hit a new low when you ask your parents if they wanna hangout tonight ... and they tell you ... 😐 
USERNAME well than why didn't you let me have them jerk 😒 
dear world , i would like one intelligent individual to invent heated clothing .. i'm over shivering . sincerely , bundled up and still cold . ⛄ 😣 
sucks to know if i don't clean my room im not doing anything tonight . 😒 😑 
the tomatoes and onions in my soup are ruining my lliiffee -_- #gross URL 
omg speaking of , im never going to the gym at this time again ! ! ! ! naked asian ladys everywhere ! ! ! ! aghh >.< 
now i understand ! when you profile on private , i can't what i'm finna follow 😒 
keep your mouth shut jamie before you say something you regret 😒 
going to be another ridiculously busy day ... #montage tonight in #p dx though ! ! :) 
USERNAME ohh , but you straight tho .. just ain't on my level yet 😏 
i seriously almost cried taking kingston to the vet today . #mommyproblems #brokemyheart 💔 😖 😩 
USERNAME how long are y'all gonna be ? where's my brother ? 😒 
USERNAME well of course it is cause i'm in it ! ! ! ! 😏 😊 
* starts singing * i want you love mee , like you never loved nobody elsee 😏 🎶🎤 
boys in toms (unless it louis from #1d ) <<<<<<<<< #ew #myopinion 
* starts singing * i want you to love mee , like you never loved nobody elsee 😏 🎶🎤 
i hate how my dad makes me cover up my tatts around my gramma like fuuhhkk ! ! she knows i have em already 😑 
i'm not that kind of person who can just hurt someone's feelings so bad and then not even care but i guess you are 😐 
i don't think this life is for me ... 😒 
we following each otha but we never mention each otha . <<<< 😒 
1a state volleyball: perrydale loses 1st rd . match to p dx lutheran , drops to sat . conso round . will play hosanna christian at 8a #opreps 
don't ya wish your girlfriend was a freak like me ? 😏 😏 😏 
i hate how it gets so dark this early 🌙 😒 
i had perfect timing before the weekend crow arrive d: ) (@ exquisite barber shop) URL 
if i had a gun i would serious consider shooting myself in the foot in order to get out of here #extreme #bored #countdown 
why the hell do i have a sore throat 😔 😣 
i have a new crush ... phuck my old one . 😏 
the new manager here at macy's has called me kelsey all day 😒 i'm used to it by now 
digital media agency specializing in entertainment seeks inter ... - syndct d: ( #losangeles , ca) URL #music #job 
sensitive ass niggas <<<< ✋ 😒 . miss me with that shit . 
these bitches don't know what they want and these niggas want it all . 😒 
i was in a very bad mood today 😒 😡 😖 everyone was getting on my nervous .... 
called my mom to put some money in my checking account and she yelled at me . im going out tonight , mother . 😒 
he said he gonna keep it 💯 w/ me .... hmm lets see 😏 
in the north finally . had forgotten how i use to talk ! hope i don't get made fun of my 😐 
i be wanting to do my thing at the most random times n places 😖 lol pornhub prolly won't even load right in the day time lol 
sn ; imiss my bestiess , homiess , &&& my cousinn ( >_< ) 
i have a giant marc jacobs imprint on my leg from my laptop case 😏 💻 #studyingtoolong 
it's funny that you copied me because , we had two different tests 😏 📝 #awkyforyou 😂 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfaoo oh my god guys .. i really didn't mean it hahaha >.< 
if i had a gun i would seriously consider shooting myself in the foot to get out of here ... i about to loose it ... #adhd #bored 
i've been spending so much money that's bad 😣 😒 😒 😒 
work til close 😖 🔫 someone come see me ! 
this lady just put her ass all up in my face 😒 
USERNAME they just let it all hang ! ! like really lady nobody wants to see your hairy vagina -______- #yuck 
when kill yourself , turns into ... bitch die ! ! ! . #rude 
decided to wear my contacts today but too bad they suck and dry up like every 2 seconds . 😒 👀 
waiting for his phone interview ! ! #bored #tired URL 
and i've been running on 4hours of sleep all day ! 😳 😣 😞 
#job in #forrestville , m d: future opportunities - alignment specialist at goodyear URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
that was a 30 minute bullshit call . i still don't change my mind 😒 
i hate feet . i wish we had hooves or something else . #gross #feetareicky 
i hope that nigga gets locked up and butt raped . >.< 
5th period vibinn' 🎶 #bored #lausd @ south gate high school URL 
i have talked to my daddy since wednesday tho .. & i live with that nigga 😒 
s/o to the girl sitting in front of me taking self pics . i'm trolling every one ! 😏 
i would love to take a nap ... but i have to work 😖 
#retail #job in #bethesda , m d: assistant store manager - westfield mon ... at chico's retail services , inc . URL 
the video USERNAME sent logan from my phone .. 😁 😖 😂 #ihatehim #brothersisterlovehaterelationship 
when you play mario kart and you keep getting the banana peels and turtle shells from the power boxes 😒 
USERNAME this one . this is exactly the situation: 3rd rd pick26 yrs ol d; players coming in off street younger out playing him . #bust 
this car accident happened 7 months ago and now i have to go to an orthopedic surgeon and possible get steroid injections in my back . ugh 😣 
next semester is gonna be so serious 😣 😣 😣 
umm thanks USERNAME for telling me that 2 chainzz was teebo from icarly ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! wtff 😐 😱 😱 😱 
state of california committed voter frau d: prop 30 had no mention of being retroactive to 2012, or the 13.3% tax rate . URL 
USERNAME it hurts so bad ! ! it's bruised and sick looking 😣 
chillen #instapic #bored #loafedout #baller #lovegod @ bel aire park URL 
tell ya friends to get with my friends & maybe we can be friends 😏 
USERNAME only takes screenshots because he thinks i'm hot 😏 
why do guys have to be so annoying ? ! #seriously #growup #ordonttalktome 😑 👌✌ 
USERNAME loll , dx mn right , i wanna knoww .. 
by far worst fucking week ever #sad #pissed 😖 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME i want sloan or phil ! haha . d'antoni needs younger wing players who can run and shoot . we got metta 😑 hahaha . 
i have to dress decent so i cant wear sweats , and its too cold for yogas , and i hate jeans soo wtf do i wear 😐 😳 😨 
disappointing start for perrydale , no . 1 seed that had def . p dx lutheran twice previously . lost today 28-26, 25-10, 16-25, 25-22 #opreps 
im bout to hit the club and dance like a strippa 😏 
last night i totally stopped at a stop sign & waited for a bit thinking i was at a red light 😒 
aren't your family supposed to be the ones who are always there for you ? yeah right ... 😒 
USERNAME gosh this lady drive me nuts ! ! ! $ i almost hit her ! 😖 
te dx ucsd (past) revise d: la jolla , california , united states — sat apr 16 URL 
i finally give a nice guy a chance and he turns into an asshole ... #figures 😒 
at the pep really and can't see shit ! >.< 
i swear these people in tuscaloosa can not drive ! ! 😁🚦🚗💨💨 🚗🚙🚛🚚 🚕🚗🚙🚌 🚎🚕🚗🚙 🚗👈dat me behind these dummies ! 😑 
friends: where did this come from ? plz help . #randomgrossgiantbruise #eww 
#iwillneverunderstand why i look forward to the weekend , when i have no social life . 😒 
i wouldn't have anyone to go with anyway .. >.< 
worl d: yay looks like you will be waking up friday morning sick as shit . 
#education #job in #collegepark , m d: campus representative - university of maryland - college ... at kaplan URL 
#education #job in #bethesda , m d: oat instructor at kaplan URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME ahh did you want a meaty bone too ... and by god you better not answer that like i think you will ! 😏 
the one day i want to go somewhere , of course my dad doesn't want to . >_< 
all my bae gotta do is sing to me and im goo d: ) lol 
#iwillneverunderstand crocs and socks , or crocs in general . 😒 USERNAME 
well , my first day working during the week .. #yay 😐 😐 😐 
USERNAME i like to call her wendall .. bc i swear she was a man once . 😐 loll . 
USERNAME but no bogeys d: i can stop weed and anything else cold turkey but bogeys nah . queen bogey lover andy needs em . 
me and irving really bouta wear the same thing to this party 😒 
if i don't get paid back i'm gunna cry 😒 
USERNAME at least you get to play and starting 😖 
friends: where did this come from ? plz help :( #randomgiantgrossbruise #eww URL 
we're right by in n out but my dad won't get me some 😣 
i can not waiit until USERNAME gets home from his scrimmage ... im ready for bed . 😒 #sotired #waitingthough 
i heard mike brown got fire d; it's about time . 
i don't even wanna go to the variety show now because it's on a sunday . rescheduling it was stupid . 😒 
sales internship *paid commission* - triworl d: ( #miami , fl) URL #internship #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i would finally get into school mode at the very end of the week ... 😑 
USERNAME stalking me much right now ... ? favoriting all my shit 😏 
wow , my professor tried to hook me up with the most presumido guy on campus >.< #imnotdesperate 
guy please if your body is not on point dnt take pics with ur shirt off #nasty 
gonna worn you i'm a wild one . 😏 😏 
USERNAME i feel like a dick i never saved your number 😣 
attn friends: where did this come from ? plz help :( #randomgiantgrossbruise #eww URL 
USERNAME you def didn't i would have heard you lier 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME not even fair y'all got to live off campus as a freshman 😒 
USERNAME haha yes . not on your level . but yeah i am 😏 
they either gave me a wrong number or ive got about 115 ppl ahead of me . 😑 💭💥🔫 
USERNAME i wonder if i took a pic like that ill be on there ? ! 😏 
lmfao we go to an aquarium and my sister and mom keep saying 😐 lol 
by far this is the most boringest meeting i have ever witnessed 😖 🔫👋 
standard chartere d: associate director , hr relationship manager , gto americas ( #newyork , ny) URL #hr #job 
i have to work in an hour 😒 😞 😣 😷 
i'm going to miss him so much this weeken d: ( 
walking aroun d: ) (@ japanese tea gardens (sunken gardens)) URL 
USERNAME easy , they not real men , thas call d: #little boys ! 
rumors are carried by haters , spread by fools , and accepted by idiots 😐 
USERNAME the thought of eating that makes me met , with a poker face 😐 
oh is that how you feel anthony , really that's how you feel ? idc 😒 
apparently i am not allowed to go anywhere ? so someone come over #bored 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you were in school nigga ! ! >.< 
he makes me the happiest girl in the worl d: ) 
spent all day making reading notes and working on a paper ... and im still not done . going to be a very long weeken d: ( #uniproblems 
you must be on some good shit to think tonight starts at 1:50👌👎 😂 😂 😂 😁😁 😒 
so i found out why granger's math and english building always smells so horrid ! ! -_- #yuck 
great , like half of my contacts are gone . text me your numbers . 😑 
i hate walking places without music in my ears 😒 👎 
when people don't text back mid conversation 😔 😒 😞 
all these customers are making my off-tasking difficult 😒 #workinghard #payday ! ! 
creepers 😐 😳 #jessay @ valley high school theater URL 
just an hour and 45 minutes to go . boy am i ready to get off work 😑 #sleepy #c @ pen air federal credit union URL 
😑 😑 😑 😑 my mom always ruins my plans 
when i'm ignoring a phone call , the phone seems to ring far longer than usual 😐 
i hate when my roomies USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME leave me home alone :( #bored #scared #lonely 
>.< sammy was mine from i was in grade five to grade eight . dont get confused . 
USERNAME when emblem 3 made it to the top 12 and when USERNAME performed ! :d #1 dx factorusa 
im mad tot aint bring them pjs thoo >.< hmmp . 
lets have a combined party for our birthdays ! USERNAME 🎊🎁 😏 
USERNAME rednecks never go away-no seriously , they're like roaches-just look at the honey boo boo clan 😣 
i wanna get a bunch of people together and just chill . #bored 
USERNAME ; i miss youu , my frien d: //. 
USERNAME yeah took an hour . i feel like scum now tho haha #gross 
the fact that i'm still at school and i have to be at work in an hour 😒 and i havnt taken a nap . i'm going to be deadd ! welp , text me ✌ 
being bad with USERNAME at the front desk ... lmao 😎 😏 😏 
24/7 , 365 pussc stays on mind ! 😁 😒 
p dx is putting up the christmas tree already ! 
that awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn't have told someone something 😐 
i hate these shuttle drivers . omg . 😣 😡 
friday night movies are meant for teenagers and dates not a group of 21/25 yr olds #lame #boring #annoyed 
my weekend will consist of church . hooray .... 😒 
decide d: not putting on real pants today unless i get plans , otherwise pjs it is ! 
p dx is already putting up their christmas tree ! 🎄 
wanted to stay home and relax . #notgonnahappen gotta freakin clean . 😡 😒 
my mama said i shudnt have gave that boy yella my cookies or whatever 😖 😔 👈 😡 its guu tho ... he needed it lol 
if you're cool you'd vote for USERNAME for #soty2012 like i did 😏 
i'm so hungryy o___0 😲 😐 😓 😩 can't wait to get this #jamaicanfood 😋 ☺ 
i see you driving around town with the girl i love , i'm like fuck you ! guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough 😏 
hmm i need an outfit that says hey look how warm and cozy i am , but denies being a giant marshmallow 😐 
also reading this weeken d: consider phlebas , by iain m . banks 
did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours ? ! #rude 
what else can i try 😏 rt USERNAME USERNAME lol it’s soo good . you gotta try it when i get back 
so i’m not a tea drinker (unless it’s the powdered kind ☺ ), but i thought i’d give these a try . 😏 URL 
USERNAME girl bye , yeen about that motherfucking life , you talking like you ba d; knowing damn well you ain't . 
i'm so happy i got her back into the loudness 😏 
back of the classroom ... #bored #chinese @ lakeridge high school URL 
USERNAME i'm a guy .. i don't paint my nails 😒 
had a great day at school i made a 100 on my algebra homework 😏 😊 
if you're cool you'd vote for USERNAME for #soty2012 like i did 😏 URL 
sr29 / napa junction r d; 1182-trfc collision-no inj; nov 9 2012 2:00pm [1] neg blkg - 3 vehs (121109gg01307) 
can't wait for tonight . USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 👍👍 😏 
USERNAME i hope you get it so that one of us can say we did ! & free tickets 😏 
why is it cold in work 😣 😣 😣 😣 
gonna be real ratchet and eat wings at my job ! 🍗 😐 😏 lol 
USERNAME aww , i'm sorry . d: how did you lose it ? did the chain hook break ? 
you know it's a bad day if you gotta wear your sunglasses all day and night 😖 😎 😑 
and im out and reeadyygg to drjnkk . yaa still lil loopyyfrom meds but i'm goo d: ) 
relationships are kinda like drugs; they can give you the best feeling ever , but can also kill you 😐 
when my mom tells me she is going to a jewelry party and i immediately yell as loud as i can . 😏 
i'm never buying another dog toy ever again ... because my dog would rather chew on my socks and underwear #holysocks &underwear 😒 
USERNAME is worse than a 3-year ol d; keep your hands in the cart , and no , you can't have that ! (@ target) URL 
how do i have lower grades in my electives than in my core classes ... makes no sense . 😒 
so glad i'm not on campus this weekend . i couldn't deal with all those folks on campus for open house ... 😒 lol . 
great idea for the weeken d: buy soft toys to help educate kids globally and donate them to help kids @ ikea URL 
- rt USERNAME ' i hate that question 😒 ' 
tonight is the only night i can do something and idk what to even do 😒 
my face has been red for like 2 days 😒 
she said she on her period and i say #yuck lol #lilwayne #2chainz 
did all my work in like 15 minutes for this class ... and i finished extra credit in like 10 minutes . #winning 👌 😏 
i haven't had a drink in a week & 1/2. my liver must be happy 😒 ☺ 
it's 2pm and i have to be in sparks by 5 ... i should seriously do that getting in the shower and getting ready shit dx 
USERNAME epp i'm so excite d: )) it's been way to long ! ! 
me either 😔 “USERNAME and i ain't got shit to do on this nice friday 😐 😑 😕 URL 
one more color than its time to celebrate marge's birfday . too bad i can't drink 😒 
i should have eaten before coming to the game 😒 
all ready with nowhere to go . #me #selfie #bored @ here and now URL 
it seems like the best artists come from united kingdom 😑 
my mom just told me for christmas she wants 50 shades of grey 😐 #ohmom 
USERNAME atleast hers was an accident .... mine not so much 😏 
i could soo use a nap ! since my plans didn't go through .. smh . 😒 
i think i inhaled too much of the smell of bleach #dizzy 😣 
i wish i was going to my schools playoffs 😣 
boss just told me i don't have to go in to work till 6 as opposed to 5 😏 #yaay 
this guy from school , i thought was so attractive last year . until he started talking to me #boring 
natalie mehra , dir . of ontario health coalition on her report "falling behin d: social programs from justice to child URL 
telling him yall emotional ass feelings bout what im tweeting ✋ 😒 save that shit for the birds idgaf . 
' this is our new junior heartshape chicken ! lol this made my might 😏 . trolling w @ mcdonalds 710 st clair URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME media ppl-pls rea d: URL 
work till close then back at 7 am tomorrow 😣 😒 
i don't even know what time or day it is i just keeping going n going 🏃🏃🏃 😑 😔 
getting yelled at by the wrestling coach for doing what he told you to do ..... makes sense , right ? smh 😑 
“USERNAME USERNAME why ? whos ass do wee need to kick USERNAME yea mamás , just give an address 🔫 😒 
USERNAME thanks for the text after work last night 😒 
i forgot what fridays driving to the city are like ! damn you traffic ! i've done this drive wayy too many times . here i go again 😖 
i'm phuckin starving , all i had today was some lobster soup 😒 
i hate when a person only has juice in their fridge . 😒 
ugh about to knock out at work d; going straight home then sleeping again #fuckthisshit 
new blog stuff coming this weeken d: update on rat pack , upcoming events . review of caesars buffet and more . see URL 
these break out sessions are a waste of time ! ready to be home ! #bored #collegeprobz 
my mama just told me i can't go skating ! >_< #tf 
lol ! sa d; ; he has a temper but mines triple anyones ! 
i think my boo phone off <<<<<<< 😔 😒 😡 
i wanna be in nyc right now 🌆 😒 #favoriteplaceintheworld 
USERNAME you can change your header now 😒 the other one is better 
i know i'm not what you want , but i'm exactly what you need 😏 😂 
can they please make a james bond movie where he actually dies ? 😒 
so it's super windy outside right now and of course today is the day i decide to wear a cute super flowy dress ! #meatballproblems lol 😑 👀💃🙅🙍 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME uhm well , i'm sure the idea will be great kels , can't wait .. 😒 
is this the new female swag ? ? 😏 URL 
1d is looking at the fucking camera ! fucking fail their part 😐 URL 
USERNAME 😏 👿 lil girl is working up my nerves and told cj , my bestfriend something stupid and was lies . 
i get exited on fridays when i know i have something good waiting for me over the weeken d; d #parteyy at USERNAME 
keep your mouth shut ! my business doesn't need to come out of your mouth . damn 😑 
USERNAME jus like a nigga lol but let me get in , shoot me some details ... i want to play too 😏 
waiting after school still for my mama 😒 i love the way my hairs blowing in the wind though 😏 
remind me again not to take naps in the middle of the afternoon . they are not worth it ! 😖 
dont even kno wea my phone at . fck idd bout to shoot to the store , smh . [ fuxk smith . takinq dx t shidd off my bio . 
like i sai d: somedays i'm piggy , somedays i'm ralph . 
i knew she was gonna ask me a million questions ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME this is how i feel with ingrid . 😣 😤 😖 
this has been a boring weekend so far . 😒 
USERNAME retweet this if your name is mikey . 😏 
where do we go from here ? the road to full #equality lies ahea d: URL 
USERNAME USERNAME oh my gosh , ahah i feel stupid ! 😒 😒 
practice today i think .. won't know until 6 >.< 
wish i woulda got my #edc ticket two months ago ... not lookin to good 😏 
and more shots ! ! ! 😏 @ scandinavia kiosk URL 
you better ask ! ain't nothing given to your ass . shidd ... got me fucked ! 😒 😒 😒 👉👉👉 
always gotta have that backup plan . 👌 😏 #noboringnightslol 
what a crazy twisted mess ! ! i swear i'm in a lifetime movie right now 😐 
USERNAME pues como quieran >.< and u guys tell me what r we doing ? 
this little boy has to really stop crying ! it's annoying 😑 
USERNAME not possible . we've already been over this 😒 
USERNAME haha :) nah never ... you just need to stay up ;) 🔥🍁💨 😏 haha 
my da d: what did i tell you , don't say wassup 
USERNAME my nigga i'm drug free . 🚭 😏 👌 💨 😎 
ki d: my teacher says beauty is on the inside . 
USERNAME USERNAME i'll stomp on you bitches ! please 😒 ✋ 
rft ! i hate the heat 😒 USERNAME just because i'm cuban doesn't automatically make me a heat fan . 
USERNAME oh sorry sissy ! ugh stupid mean lady ! ! don't cry or be embarrassed , she was the rude one ! 😒 
i just heard how USERNAME is gunna be in aragon tonight , im so sad d; lol 
how long it's taking her to get around <<<<<< 😑 
lashannon called me & talked for like 2 minutes & said bye ! she must not know i'm lonely out here . 😒 
damn , i really burnt the roof of my mouth last night 😑 
just saw a girl on say yes to the dress spend 34000 dollars and still look awful #mullettgown #ew 
so this lady just paid for her sons party in ones and it was $255 😒 😒 and guess who had to count all those ones 
yea lets just drive to midland to record two scenes >_< 
i need something fun to do with my friday night 😏 
we've been here for an hour & this is all we've gotten 😑 URL 
i hate when stores assume i'm not gonna want my penny change so they don't even bother giving it to me or asking #rude 😡 
megan a damn flexer .. she flex about every damn thin >.< 
it's funny out people can change in the blink of an eye . 😏 
USERNAME goo d: -) we'll have a meeting sometime soon lol 
rt USERNAME caller 32 for this i pad USERNAME is killing me 😣 😔 < ooh noo boo - USERNAME has another chance 7-715pm 
trying to clean the house and my puppy won't let me he thinks the broom is a toy 😑 
the xinhai revolution , <— topic of my writing’s #test #3 .. la loca qiere un reporte como los d’nuriap . >.< ” 
it's sad that like the most mentions i've ever gotten came from my dad retweeting me 😒 
so , a bus just about rear ended me while i was stopped at a stoplight ... i almost died . 😣 
i'm having something chill in my backyard tonight with my firepit going . hit me up 😏 
billboar d: america or obama ? you can't have both . only in tennessee 
when you see someone who's talked shit on you except they don't know that you know . awk 😐 
#portland day-trip // quick hello & goodbye to the #city of #roses @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
i can't believe it's the last game of the season , let alone out last high school game 😖 😭 💔 #heartbroken #footballisawayoflife 
should i go to the game ? ? 😐 idk ... don't like that long drive lol 
the stories that are going around right now are just horrible:::: all i can say is :::ew::::: 😖 
USERNAME by teach them a lesson do you mean sexually harass bc im in 😏 🙏 
just so everybody knows , the dressing rooms at aerie don't lock . got walked in on trying on bras 😐 
USERNAME thanks furrien d; we go over to visit later to see how she be doing 
a great girlfriend goes to her boyfriends house just to watch him play halo 4 ... 😒 
i hate sitting around waiting on alyssa to finish her piano lessons , but i'm scared to leave her alone #paranoid #bored 
i just commente d: in the metrobots® app USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
when me and USERNAME make the board in pre calc >>>> 😏 📚🌟 
it's finna be a good christmas 😒 and birthdays to come 
my grandma tryna be slick but i know what she doin'. 😏 
she has to sit in my lap while i drive 😐 URL 
just woke up , another weekned home bored with nothing to do 😒 
can't wait to get my nappy ass hair done ! 😒 
USERNAME what's ironic is i say it every game 😏 
merp cheese should not have been part of my lunch 😖 #tummyache 
USERNAME not today we got new seats who he's sitting by some ugly ass slug now 🐌 😒 
“USERNAME so glad i got to see ma girl USERNAME last night ! 😄 URL damnn we look hot 😏 😎 
jensen: when i was in spanish my was was a 7. not a 17, not a 70, but a 7. i didn't know spanish i only knew british ! me: seriously 😒 
i can't go into the apple store without touching everything at least once ! 😐 
watched #batb last night too . why is tv love so complicated ? d; 
assuming p dx will get 132 cabs that are prohibitive to people in chairs like me . if anyone wants to buy me a $50k wheelchair van , holla ! 
bitch take them panties off . you ain't no nun ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lol that's what she sai d: ) jk 
gahh .. when everything appears to be going just right .. something is bound to go wrong >_< 
i swear the lakers never play on the road .. they're always at staples ! it makes me angry . 😒 😠 
texts from my dad ... i have no idea what he's trying to say but i do at the same time 😏 URL 
USERNAME USERNAME ahh good ol fresh . daddy of 2 😏 
i just commente d: #metrobots in the metrobots® app USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
this nigga told me he gne put the paws on me 😒 👎 no bro i'll mace you . 
passed my driving test & got my drivers license ... yay 😒 i've already gotten 3 tickets who cares 
forreal wish this lockout would end 😑 too much basketball not enough hockey 
USERNAME damn might as well go cuz u can't watch them at home 😒 lol 
i haven't seen USERNAME on my tl in so long . i missed ya ! ☺ 😏 👋 
fail ! ! it's called swimming pools , was he for real 😒 
sending a msj to the wrong person <<< :0 #mybad #notforyou #embarresing >.< 
aanndd i'm outta weed . such a terrible feeling 😒 
i just commente d: #metrobots in the metrobots® app USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
the palm trees outside my house serious sound like they are going to fall over on me ... >_< & 1 of the branches fell 3 ft from me a bit ago . 
lmao i made nas cry and i fuckin love it ! lil ignorant bastard 😒 just disrespectful 
forcing myself off crutches and walking this much was probably the worst idea i've have in a long time #inpain #ouch #ugh 😣 
i'm glad they picked up all this glass off the road from this wreck ... 😒 😒 i'm not paying for a flat 
i swear if my lil brother even walks in the front room while i'm in here , i immediately get pissed tf off ! ! ! >_< 
if we had a sink at home like the one at work , i wouldn't mind doing dishes 😒 
noe i done had time to charge my phone 😒 at least it's almost at 90% , i'll take that 
i just commente d: #metrobots in the metrobots® app USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
will someone please come over and watch movies with me ? #parentsareout #bored 
and as fan activism discusse d: time is running out to bid in USERNAME charity auction 2benefit USERNAME URL #firefly #foe6 
the #triviaway prize this week: a jimmy john's menu from the tack board at the office . lightly use d; good as new . URL 
USERNAME it's not disgusting . but the thought of like having a daughter at this young age ? it's weird ! hahaha ! 😂 😏 
USERNAME i never do it wrong 😏 , just pushed myself a tad to much 
ok , bye atlanta . hello , cold snowing new york . not excited . 😒 
i never have any friday night plans . i'm the definition of a lame college student . 😐 
omfg this why i don't take my mom anywhere 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
jonah keeps burping his abc's on me , while sick ... #disgusting 
human resources administrative assistant / ww . marberg com - marberg limite d: ( #toronto , on) URL #hr #job 
this guy needs to hurry up so i cam do the dishes >.< 
so the lakers fired mike brown .... finally ! ! ! better sooner than later 😏 
amazed by 2 things besides the damage here on staten islan d: ability of volunteers to self-organize & generosity of americans to give #sandy 
only been here for like 2 hours and i just wanna go home <<<< 😖 
sgt griffin got me ... this explain how drill weekend is going so far 😒 😴 @ 392nd reserve center det 2 URL 
i need to get off 45th it's cold 😖 😒 
the fucking pothole i just hit . 😖 😖 😖 😖 
30 mins left of sitting in this damn parking lot 😒 
USERNAME lol you see what i did there ? 😏 
USERNAME yeah i hated it ! i'm so glad i came to austin . 😏 😄 
finally getting my glasses readjusted 😒 ... mainly needing it because USERNAME slaps me in the face with them on ! ! ! ! 😑 
i asked my girlfrien d: can i cum in your ear ? she says , no i might go deaf ! i told her b ! tch i always cum in your mouth and you never stfu . 
my dad just said i wasn't a coug for being out of alcohol 😑 #hesexperienced #oops 
this gas prices are looking better and better everyday . too bad it won't last 😒 
USERNAME ahahaha you aren't a bad boy thoo 😯 😏 
i hate when mfs smack , lick there plates it aint even that fucking serious . hungry ass >_< 
USERNAME USERNAME it pretty much is what it is , if ya know what i mean 😏 
8 ? ? seems like an opportunity . “USERNAME arkansas state vs dayton point sprea d: -8.0 (URL URL 
just almost died on a piece of lollipop 😣 😨 😱 
USERNAME my mom tells me to feed / take out my 😐 😐 
one of my favorite things in the worl d: neon pink fall skies . 
i can be sucha smartass sometimes lmfaoo 😋 😂 😏 
apparently i smile too much . my manager now calls me dimples 😒 
why do people always feel the need to bring you up around me ? >.< 
how the faithful vote d: 2012 preliminary analysis URL USERNAME #religion #politics 
USERNAME i know i tweeted you but i got no text back 😟 & yes i know your the winner ! 😶 😐 
only in buena you get stuck behind a shed on the road #really ? ! ? 😑 
traffic is bad everywhere ! not used to this 😣 
tim enjoying our new outdoor heater at #alberta15 pod #p dx foodcarts #getsome URL 
USERNAME i do , too ! 😩 wish you coulda came with me . 😑 
the one time kylie takes over a three hour nap i can't fall asleep . cool , not . 😏 
bon d: take 2 ! ! (@ amc barrett commons 24 for skyfall: the imax experience w/ 2 others) URL 
ew . bitch was just hardcore digging for nose gold and shook this guys hand . #gross #gonnabarf 
USERNAME hahah if we still go ! knowing my ma she'll be like 😒 
USERNAME that one did it , i'm dea d: ) 
the only thing i hate about closing everyy night i work is cleaning . 😒 
USERNAME i don't knoww wahh let's do something haha but i'm broke 😒 
USERNAME 😣 well shhit . those test got me . i had to take a nap . about to pack up ad leave . 
USERNAME you're lying ... don't lie to me . d: 
the #paperstank is hanging around the fox valley tonight . why do paper mills have to smell like overfull outhouses ? #disgusting 
mite be moving to brentwood , idc if we do too cause i'm finally get my own room🙌 😏 
i hate when mfs use these long ass scientific ass words , like bitch just say the simple shit ! ! >_< 
when my boyfriend gets a fade he looks ghetto for two days 😒 💇 
i never knew how many stupid drivers there were ... until i am in nashville at 4 :3 0. 😒 
my mom says i'm her girlfriend now 😏 oh heyy ! ☝ lol 
my dog got a haircut and hes so ugly #ew 
USERNAME i'm gonna miss you 😖 and USERNAME hopefully it's not our last game 🙏 
USERNAME lmao ! ! ! not like that hahah >.< ! ! 
mad because USERNAME won't let me go eat . #rude 
USERNAME yes it is ugh . resend it scoobiest 😏 
talking like a chav to leahs da d: ): ) 
“USERNAME scariest thing ive ever read . URL holy crap . 😖 
malayza is boutta leave me bored alone 😣 cause she got dumb ass practice . 
USERNAME i repeated your tweet to USERNAME and he sai d: 
kacey said i need to listen to real music ... she played high school musical 😒 
USERNAME lmao you ready to die ? i'll make it look like an accident 😏 
USERNAME d; busco 2 pero ay jijo ! ! ! me kieren sacar los ojos ! 
why must everything be so difficult ... smh i want my bed 😒 
time to go to phsyc war d: karl rove justifying the gop loss ! how: dems suppressed the vote ! all the white men over 65 voted ! 
that made me never wanna have another meal again 😏 
these dudes at work be nosey . talking bout so what dude be in ur passenger seat cus it stays reclined ... 😑 👀 meddling asses 
i'm startin to think she really dnt think i care about her 😒 smh lol 
te dx peoria (past) revise d: peoria , illinois , united states — sat oct 13 URL 
i can't take a shower if there's no water pressure 😒 
USERNAME aske d: which parts of bill 115 should we focus on in a potential program ? you responde d: URL #agendatvo #onpoli ” 
i hate when she make me go somewhere with her . 😒 
too bad i have finals to study for 😒 💔 
my car would start messing up on the highway 😒 
#yuck in love with this word and will be using it more ! 
in an awesome mood for no good reason #smiles #bored #girlswithtattoos #gauges # @ usf - lone mountain north URL 
can i grab the wheel and make you go crazy ? 😏 
went to work for my tips & ended up eating a grilled chicken salad lol ... but i'm still hungry 😏 
well looks like moe is tagging along tonight 😒 jk ! 😁 
my grandpa having his girlfriend over at my house pissed me off like i clearly don't ever wanna meet her 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME and the person driving refuses to pull over before we found out they weren't after us 😑 😠 😂 
it's crazy what crack & heroine can do to somebody ... those are some fucked up drugs 😐 
USERNAME we only carry sizes 1, 3, & 5. you can try sears . 😏 
USERNAME hahaha definitely not . i have thought about it though . ill watch it when my mom goes to sleep . 😏 
i have so much to do today . #blah 😒 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😑 😑 😑 yeayea they are karen colored 😬 😏 
USERNAME wow ! that sucks ! 😒 when do you leave ? 
USERNAME it means your baton thing is gonna hit you cuz it's windy 😏 jk 
USERNAME yeah she was like 😒 straight dipped . ugh . 
my dad finds it funny whenever i tell him i'm grocery shopping 😐 
omg . is today over yet ? ! this last hour has been a headache 😣 
this lil ass car and this nigga decides to fart 😷 😖 😩 
my head is killing me ! ! ! 😩😫 😖 😵 😲 😑 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 21 others URL 
i swear ... its too dx mn quiet in here 
USERNAME it's really surprising to me being that ur such a beautiful soul , that i pictured u w/a soul mate 😏 
hard to eat with all these hot bitches running around ! 😏 #hooters 
these hoes are being super annoying right now ! 😒 
USERNAME she be on that bullshit lol >.< jk but dang . 
spotte d: my favorite person ever . #dca #buzzlightyear @ toy story midway mania ! URL 
thank you #zyrtekd for handling my allergies and making me feel better , but there goes my 3 day weekend ! damn it ! >.< 
asshole started cleaning my window without asking and left it dirty af 😠 would have gave him the dollar to leave it alone 😒 
just killed a fly with my hand ! #gotcha ! #gross #eww #bugjuice -_- #work 
all these tweets about semen preventing tooth decay ? yes because girls swoosh the semen around in their mouths . #gross #no #dumb 
this night has sucked ass . need somethin to cheer me up ! 😣 #fuckyou 
USERNAME so . ready . to . leave . 😑 
lol rt USERNAME USERNAME don't adjust your tv or twitter fee d; you are in the obama (cont) URL 
i'm getting which wich ! ! ! ! 😏 😏 😏 😌 
i'm a tornado & i'm coming after you 😇 😏 
i really need to stop sleeping all day ! 😒 
i hate following you because you always tweet about/retweet her & just seeing her name makes me sick #gross #subtweet 
yesterday at school playing around on the mac webcam #crazy #class #bored @ howard high school URL 
i'm left with a baby and no boyfriend #thisshouldbeagoodweekend #childdev . #sadtweet 😔 😒 👶 💔 👎👱 
i have a strong feeling that my mom is coming this weekend solely to take care of my dad and i 😏 👌 #thatslove 
waiting for my boss' train has got to be the most annoying thing . and all i smell is her four brothers 😣 
te dx telluridelive – new ! – telluride , colorado , united states — wed feb 27 URL 
boot fitting time ! ! (@ powder house ski & boar d: (8) boot & demo center) URL 
not going nowhere bored umm might go to the game ig . ! moo d: heated 
i'm glad , because either way i was going to . 😏 
really wanted to play football ... #hatetimechange ... 😒 😒 😒 
this lady just asked me if i was over 18 .. just so i could sample ice cream 😒 🍧 
i really wish someone would come see me .. im super bored .. all i wanna do is smoke ... d: 
look me in my face , i ain't go no worries 😏 
i just realized this time next week , i will b getting ready to go see edwar d: -) 
glad im off dis weekend bc after tanite ima need a day off ! ! ! 😡 😡 😡 😖 
packing . tea . movie . what my night will consist of #boring #moving #excited 
when i get the chance i will beat 7 shades of shit out of you # 😏 
omfg this rachett bitch & her twitter rants ..... 😒 😒 😒 😒 u still a hoe 
no i'm not going to wait in line , first weekend opening . 😐 . #h /m URL 
i need to get my eyebrows and nails done . ugh so much to do yet i'm still here at the damn hair salon ! 😒 
#work ! 😒 ready to go ... @ dadeland mall URL 
leaving stumptown . next stop: my city of dreams (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 22 others) [pic]: URL 
3day weekend but i ain't got shit to do >.< 
can someone please tell me why it's not even 6 and its pitch black .. #ihatewinter 😒 
that awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you , and the plans don't include you . 😒 
i love when a dude looks sexy while he's smokinn 😏 
i am so bore d: / does anyone wanna hang ? #ihaveahottub #idontbite 
it's seems there was a little cat fight in the basement 😼 USERNAME USERNAME 
i want to know what these africans are saying . 😒 
USERNAME 7 months later you'd think my back would be healed 😑 
USERNAME isn't 1939 demographics has change d; more people in us;you must do more; don't expec someone to do ur job . get off the fence . 
maybe if i take a photography class next semester my mommy will get me a cute camera . 😏 
i think the right person for me got hit by a truck 😒 
the bus ride home all i hear is hg music >.< 
i hate uconn with every fiber of my being , but this is pretty goo d: URL 
spending tomorrow and sunday in the bangor area 👎 😒 #hussontour #seniorbowl 
i've been needing to pee for the longest .... omg dx 
USERNAME you wait till i drive 😏 . i'm with my parents so were eating and heading bome 😒 😤 
USERNAME thats what i was gna ask u , im meeting up with my girl liz . USERNAME said maybe the bronze ? ill follow that tail of urs 😏 
tonight , i wish i could just out dancing ... i've had the urge to put on my baddest heels and outfit and vibe out 😏 
USERNAME you do the same pretty excited getting ready for the big hunt on beaver island , been a few years since i've deer hunte d: -) 
but then i remind myself that i live in the valley 😒 not about to cross the border for that ! 
glad i got asked if i wanted something to eat 😑 
seriously , it's been over 4 hours . why aren't my eyes back to normal ? 😑 
#hospitality #job in #rockville , m d: cast member at chuck e . cheese's URL #chuckejobs #restaurant #jobs 
he's tryna take it off but im hiding the nail polish remover >.< 
uugghh i'm breaking out . not cool . 😒 👎 
i can't believe i'm buying a car tomorrow that i won't be able to drive for 27 more days ... 😑 
bus driver let me go without having to pay the rest i owed 😏 
s/o to USERNAME for being really funny , nice , and having really good tweets ! follow him hoeess . 😏 
mencoba mengingat2, dulu gw pengurus pa bukit sion ngga ya ? 😑 do you guys have clue ? USERNAME USERNAME 
the one time i actually leave my house on time to get to work without rushing , there's maad traffic . just my luck . 😑 
can't catch a break with traffic ! ! 😖 #soclose #unc 
when i say i wanna workout , everyone's response is like , that doesn't mean anything 😒 
my hea d: let's send a sweet little message to that guy you love . my phone: fuck no , bitch ! i refuse . #thanksphone 
k d8 bxp near 6463 e state st trenton , oh 45067 55.4°f URL #aprs 10.00b 
my own worst enemy ... ughh this shitty day needs to end already 😖 
i'm about be like gilbert arenas playing ball with all my heat 😏 
4 cups of coffee today .... headache 😣 😫 😖 
it's nights like this when i wish i knew how to cook or even use a microwave better .👍 😒 
lololol ! i'm like an hour late to work . *shrugs* 😏 
a must-listen rt USERNAME the one in which a golf coach at huntingdon college loses his bleeping min d: URL 
late like always 😒 😒 my parents stay on that spic time . 
i don't want you sending me pictures of your shit . no , i'm not sending you pictures of mine ! i save my shit for the bedroom not inboxes . 😒 👉 
heading to dx b on lh403 w my passport w 2 new visas i got 3 hrs ago , plus my new replaced iphone . long week ! URL 
USERNAME that is your name 😒 what's up with the attitude bro ? not a fan ... 
i'm always taking pictures in my backyard . #bored 💁 
getting fucked up ........ by a math test USERNAME 😒 
going out with my bitches soha & danny tonight #ayee 😏 
please everyone come out tonight for our gig @ carrollton station . the more people , the more live our recording--audience+ban d= group energy ! 
bitch cant you see i'm not wearing earrings . they're plugs . 😐 
major gifts internship opportu ... - aids taskforce of greater clevelan d: ( #cleveland , oh) URL #internship #job 
USERNAME apparently not d: . can't pick then up from the venue either , apparently . 
like seriously why does it take so long for me to be seen ? ugh 😒 
watching t . v like a bum ass person 😑 
myy brother said he was at target but he lied to me >_< 
noone is responding to my snap chats 😣 #daeff ? 
USERNAME yuuss if they let us go cuz the first committee is over at 9 :3 0 😒 😒 
left my old bitch at home👵 😒 🏡got a new one👸 😎 
thank USERNAME for being here to welcome me home ....... 😒 
this dude has a mean ass green buger hanging out his nose idk if i should tell him . #gross 
best frien d: gone . boyfrien d: who knows . me: bored . >.< my life sucks 
6pm on a friday night and i'm still stuck at the office 😣 i need a drink ! #lawkidproblems 
nunners 😊 #foodsclass #bored #werecute emmnunn @ walkerville collegiate institute URL 
fell asleep pissed off , woke up feeling the same exact way . 👎 😒 
i have a feeling it's gonna rain tonight ☔ 😏 
i didn't think terreyah was really gone tell #oomf that in 4th hour >_< 
nunners 😊 emmnunn #foodsclass #bored #werecute @ walkerville collegiate institute URL 
sorry mom , i must've forgotten that i was just your punching bag . #bitch 😣 👊 😰 
USERNAME attn worl d: beth reynolds got herself a fiine big girl ! ;) hahahahah 
i'm not in a bad mood , but i can tell i won't be putting up with any bullshit tonight . this drive ruins my whole day 😒 😡 😡 
about to just walk out of my house #imnotgrounded #fuckupmom #youreannoying 😒 😒 😒 😒 👎👎👎 
first stop , server . next stop , bartender 😏 
USERNAME new phone ! i don't have your number d: i mis you too ! 
reading my life away and then writing a paper #bestfridaynight 😐 
needs to be sai d: passbook integration with electronic boarding passes is pretty awesome . 
*swear to god if i go back to this page & it still says processing i'm fenna f l i p ! ! ! * 😑 
umm why ate you talking to me ? i killed the conversation like 7 times already >.< can you take a hint ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME i know ! ! ! nasty ass shit >.< 
USERNAME hahaha , did i every tell you my last names proffit ? 😏 
bill & nenah needa go out already >.< they think i don't see when they be boo loving all on my tl cdfu ;d 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i had one of those recently; seemed to be cute one but turned out to be a hot mess 😒 
while i'm talking to my boyfriend he plays soccer at the same time & ignores me . #soccerboyfriend >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME don't worry tayl i hate dana too 😒 😒 
mom: it didn't hurt when you were twerking ! 😒 
USERNAME how is everything with you and the boys ? any plans for this weeken d: ) ? 
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i came '--' to getting mad at USERNAME i texted him over an hour ago . just now responding . 😔 😤 😏 
i'm finna keep to my self and just talk to my mamacita and turn up buddy cause at least they real 😏 😬 😃 
wonder what their going to turn mazzios into now ? ! 👎 😏 
mortifie d: angst giving at dna lounge tonight: fri nov 9, 6 :3 0pm ! URL 
i never knew bugs be out when it's cold 😒 
lately i've been obsessed with bbq chips ... #weird 😳 😑 
these kittens try to climb my legs like imma damn tree . 😒 
- couldn't give blood today 😒 cause i recently went to the philippines ! 
USERNAME pues ve todavía mi manager no me dice si me da mis vacaciones o no >.< 
#flashbackfriday my momma in da back . chunky as she wanna be . @ home , nigga . 😏 URL 
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why is it that my birthday is in exactly in one week and i still haven't made any plans for it ? 😑 
when USERNAME and USERNAME tell you and USERNAME there's a bio quarterly<<<< #literallyshitmypants #hateyouguys ✌ 😒 
USERNAME ur saying i'm a bad student ? ! ouch but na i'd never lie to you 😏 
#thatawkwardmoment when you ex slowly drives past your house .... #strangerdanger #awkward #ex #leavemealone 😑 #stalkeralert #stalker 
done with my psychology midterm but i still have lecture at 4. 😒 
i guess ... need to stop it now , it's getting out of hand 😏 
i've kissed one too many toads , where is my prince ? ! 😒 
even me ? 😒 rt USERNAME in a texting mood ... but my contacts are gay lol 
when USERNAME thinks i hate him enough to throw objects at him 😏 #aintnobodygottimefodat 
if we don't wear our work shirt it's an automatic 3day suspension ... oops guess i gotta go home . 😏 #vaca 
breaking news worl d: USERNAME and i are getting married on july 4th . american themed wedding , all are welcome . unless you're not american 
we went from watching a military movie too a turtle movie 😒 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i have no interest in cheering tonight ... #isthatbad ? 😒 
gta v and metal gear soli d: ground zeros will make for an incredible 2013 
always been a cheeser . @ home , nigga . 😏 URL 
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saying goodbye to everyone for the weeken d: ( #quakerdalecorrectionfacility < #nophone 
USERNAME that was the closest thing i found for wings d; lol 
apparently there is no one to take your fare on their 'trolley' ... so there are a lot of fare jumpers on their lrt system . #ridindirtyp dx 
of course francis is barely getting her things ready and will be late for her dinner . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME im fuckin her up ... she should be here already ! ! >.< 
#thisonebitch is wearing a full on juicy velour track suit and then like 6" heels at the airport .. #sheslike70 #dafuck 😒 
i always get my way when it comes to foo d: ) 
now following: USERNAME you're such a cutie ! 😏 👍 
i shoulda be going to cortaca this weekend 😒 😒 
update: 40 elevator , hot water & laundry planned tonight; 30 power , elevators & heat restore d; transformer details: URL 
now we are stopped because their is a lost child on the car without their parent . #ridindirtyp dx 
that moment when the lows out weigh the highs 😒 
girls with mustaches don't fucking talk to mee 😣 😣 😣 😣 
USERNAME super bumme d: ( i wanna get crazy with you ! 
fuckin around at work ... cause black people do have jobs son <--- #iontknow #random #bored #fala @ taco bell URL 
#hospitality #job in #silverspring , m d: cast member at chuck e . cheese's URL #chuckejobs #restaurant #jobs 
the child has been reunited with her parents . #ridindirtyp dx 
USERNAME lmfao ! (x you got rushed i bet dx 
moving into my sisters room y'all . i got some big plans . 😏 
do i really have to touch your piss covered clothes right now . #spareme #nasty 
lets see how long it takes colby to notice i'm gone .. haha prob days 😒 
#internship #job in #columbia , m d: paid marketing internship at fortune 500 at aflac URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
easy there ike 😒 rt USERNAME if i don't hit him he will never learn 
USERNAME i'm sick . i really want to see wale tomorrow but i don't think i'll be better by then 😒 
USERNAME lol u make it seem like i'm famous or something ... or am i ? 😏 
i always forget i have a tattoo when i go tanning 😒 
i feel like i lost 153815248252 pounds with not eating all day and throwing up #ew 
USERNAME i'm going to punch you in the throat 😒 
hating USERNAME mine as well be a written crime 😏 👌 #truu 
#fucking #bullshit #dui #class #group #aa but not anonymous . #fridays #inconvenient #rushhour #dayo @ trw . 😖 URL 
lauren kay and oliva wonsey and i are the exact same , 😏 
USERNAME aww i should have ridden with you ! i miss you . #toddandderickaremental #music #bored 
weell . i texted susan but she didn't text back soo i guess i'm still staying in my room 😒 
rough day ... i just wanna go to bed .. 😒 
i love austin in all but the parking sucks ! took us 1 hour to find parking 😒 
when someone doesn't follow back , & i'm just like ... 😒 okay then bitch fuck you too ! 
friday night & i'm home .. #forveralone 💔 fuck this 😏 
USERNAME it's cool . i know i would copy me too . 😏 
the seats on the p dx lrt feel like a bad monorail . #ridindirtyp dx 
“USERNAME planned parenthoo d: obama victory ensures more dead babies URL to all who chose not to vote 
dear _____ , you took something from me . & i want it back 😒 
all these bad bitches man they want the . . . 😏 
he loves you for you ...... r pussy . you aint that special hoe . 😒 
me: does your socks have holes in them ? frien d: no ne: then how did you get your feet in them ? 
pretty sure we're listening to chris' playlist in the gym right now 😒 👎 
this place is taking f o r e v e r ! and there's no one here ... wtf 😒 
USERNAME i put this together but i'm looking something more visually interesting for the backgroun d: URL 
k d8 bxp near noah's ark child development trenton oh 55.4°f URL #aprs 10.00b 
man there is nothing to doo . so bored . 😒 
my sister is having the time of her life meeting cuties and i'm on my way to my house to get my uniform for work 😒 
if only my sister and mom had long hair so i can practice doing hair >.< 
why did i leave mid rush hour traffic . 😒 
USERNAME dance ? o: at frankton ? adfk d; faj who's all there ? 
dx - stress headache . rx - chocolate and retail therapy . 
omg earlier i had the urge to puke , i even gagged ! 😒 
looks like i'm going to miss the blue vs green game ... damn ... oh well , there's still a whole season to see hot baseball boys 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME i got that tatted on me boi ! fcga for life ! you weren't sworn in though jaz ! 😑 
ugh fuck you culebra traffic ! ! ! ! ! ! i hate waiting 😒 🙈 
someone , convince me to do homework on a friday night >.< 
someone gimme the pic rt USERNAME iu & eunhyuk look really adorable together d: 
k mom read my texts and don't respond 😒 👈 
if you was a drug i would be addicted 😐 
i'm just waitin for taylor to come back to va ! ! 😏 scheemin on her #whitegirl #bigbooty #mytype #softball #comeback 
USERNAME i have bad news 😢 i couldn't pull through man ! i'm working with him again maybe then i'll take the whole bag lol 😬 😏 
things i want for #christmas ... lol >.< what do u guys want ? @ southwest eye surgeon URL 
lmaoo i saw that “USERNAME lol . this bitch on maury sai d; 
come ride this thing , ride this ride this ride this 😏 💃 
i wish i could open my head and fix the problem but unfortunately i cant 😖 
lol at USERNAME for going inside the house sitting down then running back outside because she forgot to turn off the truck >.< 
usually a person sneezes a couple times in a row but since i was like 13 the minimum is like 12 in a row #random #annoying #gross 
so this guy is with his girl cousin ? #gross 
it's bad when the daughter & mom got plastic surgery & it just makes them look scary & not even the slightest bit of beautiful ! #rhom #ew 
well i only like the noodles & white rice . the rest is eww d: 
i had to pay $45 to park in boston today . >.< ' 
i gotta do something today i can't stay home 😒 
welcome back USERNAME i very rarely go to the 'other blue socializing network' anymore ! 😏 
this broken right thumb makes texting/tweeting 100 times harder . 😒 
USERNAME too bad ill never have tickets .. 😔 😒 
i ain't trying to go to the mall with my sister and her friend later on 😒 
ugh i am not up for work in 15 minutes 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME the fabric i have left isn't long enough for another bandana >.< 
USERNAME i would like to see you sayin you can't wait to see me but i see how it is 👌👎 😑 
USERNAME omq ! 😑 i bet you got all of them ! 
now you see me now you don't . ! 😏 
ok why am i the only person here 😭 😖 @ c3 church URL 
USERNAME i know it is >.< i got watermelon flavor it went smooth lol 
USERNAME noo . ill come capture you ! ! 😏 
convo i heard afterschool- frien d: yo girl look like a teddy bear boy: i know da only difference is i fucked my teddy bear . i bout died 
idk if i should rest until i feel better or do something tonight 😐 hmm 
finally in arizona ! ! ! ! first thing i did ? work out ... smh 😞 😒 #d1athleteproblems 
up up up up ... and gone .... d: ) 
USERNAME no haha i haven't gone to school in a year 😖 i feel bad for saying it but i will soon ! ! 
dad keeps trying to get me to drink watermelon moonshine . 🍉✋ 😖 
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i feel so sick . i just want to have a good night birthday shopping for braden ! 😣 
today can be summed up into one wor d: poop 
that one girl on your team that always falls 😒 😑 ⚽ #soccerprobs #justgetup #orgetout 
s/o to my pandora for playing these damn slow jams ! 😁 😕 😒 
i regret not going to the game now , im so bore d: ( 
i'm getting lazy and this weather isn't helping . to go to my mothers or not ? ! hmm ... then there's nascar fans 😒 
USERNAME i'm going to miss your long hair ! poor sweet james but its still most dope 👍 😏 
feel stomach sick /: and super tired ... but have to leave to the dr appt right now >.< i don't want to move it hurtss >.< 
this lady USERNAME ate a whole thing (bowl) of #sourcream omg #disgusting by herself with chicken nachos URL 
would love to leave work right about now #wonthappen but still 😁 😔 😖 
debating on what to do after the brantley concert .. 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME when we all get together chinese fire drill 😑 🚒 
lmao sorry but i wasn't dumb like your son . #sorrynotsorry 😏 
#engineering #job in #bethesda , m d: 3m his java software engineer - bethesda , md at 3m URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
those nights when all of your best friends have to work ! <<< #hateit #notfair 
#engineering #job in #bethesda , m d: 3m his senior software engineer (perl) - bethesda , md at 3m URL #jobs 
USERNAME i felt like shit lit on fire . 😖 
#engineering #job in #bethesda , m d: 3m his software engineer (perl) - bethesda , md at 3m URL #jobs 
USERNAME i was thinking about wrestling . but i decided just to help manage the wrestling team . >.< 
but atleast me and oomf are getting a lot closer i like it 😏 
i would loose my fucking make up bag 😡 😒 😔 #wtf #mad 
if i got it my man got it , if my man got it i know i got it 😏 
guys who have girlfriends & constantly hit you up <<<<< 😒 😒 👊 
went to go to work and found $200 in my apron ... well made money before i even got there , and i thought i was a broke bitch 😏 💰 
three freshmen . rt USERNAME starters confirme d: joe , akil , tobey , anderson and barnette 
da d: why are your eyes so red ? son: i smoked weed , dad . da d: don't lie to me , you were crying because you are a faggot . 
haven't ate since this morning and in getting cranky 😣 ughh 
USERNAME USERNAME are bluffing mr president . call their bluff i want the deficit pai d: -) 
it was only me and my teacher in spanish class today #loner #bored #ohwell #friday URL 
how can you judge somebody without even understanding who they are ? fuck this bitch , *middle finger* 😒 
that gum i bought at lunch was disgusting , never again am i buying that 😒 
USERNAME and it sucks because they'll never come to upstate new york 😑 they don't realize new york is a state , not just a city 
i am such a creepper , stalking my crush >.< it's such a bad habit lol 
the burn on my arm is starting to blister #gross 
who put this empty hershey's wrapper up with all our groceries ? ... 😏 
just tripped up the stairs twice and spilled a drink on me all in the matter of 30 minutes USERNAME your broken mirror cursed me not you ! 😖 
i just locked all the windows and the door 😳 😔 😣 
USERNAME i would be but i got dinner with the fam 😏 
lol where u left it 😂 😂 😂 😂 😏 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME hahaha ! i don't think so , i guess my taste in women is on a different level from yours 😏 
how i out her in blast in spanish today :) try har d: ) 
USERNAME i mean , i guess ! 👌 😂 😏 
USERNAME you're life is soo hard ... 😒 get . out . #getout ! lol 
i can't wait to be fully recovered ... i feel so defenseless and boring 😒 
i've been here forever , looks at clock 🕐 😒 
most of my team is coming over tonight 😳 😣 let's so how this goes the second time around 
american airlines .... you are the worst . delayed every time ! ! 😒 encouraging me to 🍷🍸🍺🍹 #labound 
taylor swift is the love of my life ... my wife will have a little competition . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME wtf are those faces for ? v.v lol ? ? ? lol 
. if you chilling w other bitches , pah >.< 
sorry but frontiers got the best rally's out there👐 😏 
USERNAME who put this empty hershey's wrapper up with all our groceries ? ... 😏 URL 
USERNAME damn why u gotta be such a fucking ass hole all the time man shit 😒 😠 lol 
these two girls next to me on the train need to stfu already ! ! ! ! ! 👊🙏 😐 🔫 
lmfao my cousin tryna hook me up w her baby daddy bestfriend ..... 😆 😐 
i don't know how many times i have to repeat this in my hea d: it's okay if you're a stranger on a hookup site to call me #theend 
who put this empty hershey's wrapper up with all our groceries ? ... 😏 URL 
USERNAME dude i saw a shirt at hot topic that said bowties are cool and thought of you ! i wanted to buy it so bad ! d: 
USERNAME USERNAME y'all can make me one for my birthday ! ! ! 😏 
i've seriously been at the hospital for 6 hours #wtfisgoingon 😐 
ghetto dudes hittin on me and tapping me perimeter simple cuz i look ghetto 😐 ✌💁 
why is your twitter name your birthday & your shit already passed ! 😒 🔫 
you know ur in the country when u hear gun shots fired nightly starting @ 6pm amd know one is afrai d: -) yeah haw north carolina 
you look like bad news , i gotta have you 😏 
forgot our microwave is broken so i'm cooking a hot pocket in the oven .. 😑 
.... 5 minutes , my ass . hurry biatchh . #cold #hungry #alone #bored 
freaking bored , while my brother happily tries on pants . 😒 
seriously all kathia and i do is make fun of and be mean to each other 😐 
your face gives me the farts 😒 rt USERNAME u wont ! rt USERNAME ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? rt USERNAME now when i ike turner her ass 
k d8 bxp near town and country mobile home park hamilton , oh 45013 55.4°f URL #aprs 10.00b 
lol i had to get these pic of ipod they kinda ol d: / URL 
i haven't turned up in a long time i been chilling when i go out 😒 
logan's cray cray eyes d; @ arroyo valley high school URL 
#internship #job in #columbia , m d: paid business internship at fortune 500 at aflac URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
da d: what does that mean ? your talking all this code stuff . 
why #usf up the street from my hotel #adventuretime 😳 😏 😏 😁 
text from my da d: just been chasing donatella versace round selfridges in london . i asked the bitch for a photo 4 u but she said no ! ! ! lol . 
i forgot i have a paper due by 11pm , 1,000 more words to go .... 😒 🔫 
stop delaying my flight southwest . if i miss my connecting flight we are going to have issues ! 😑 #neverfails 
USERNAME ahh no bueno ! skyler gets beyond bratty if she misses her nap 😐 
don't know if i'm going to the game . d: 
today is not my favorite day . that's for sure . #waiting #waiting #allido 😒 😩 
in always sending USERNAME ratchet ass snap chats . 😏 👍 
i'm nobody's boo , bae , baby , none of that don't call me that . 😒 
because takin pictures of your liquor , drugs and weed is just the coolest shit ever . 😒 
spotte d: black and white t-shirt with a unicorn dressed as an oil drill #imfrackingmagical 
well i'm grounded for awhile can't use my phone or anything . 😐 
owee , i want some in and out burgers 😞 😖 imiss the freak outa cali 😞 
it's just that your kinda bein a .. jerk 😏 
achievement unlocke d: my new driving license photo makes me look like the world's most arrogant mortician . 
so happy my best friend is finally here ! dinner with some babes ☺ 😊 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
is it just me or is this entire season of gossip girl both completely incestuous and cougar driven ? #gross #enditalready 
when your parents say and your like thafuq .. 😑 
me: why are condoms so exspensive ? my best frien d: i'll bring you free ones from the health center , from school . #truelove 
USERNAME and i had an anti-nausea pill because i felt so sick 😖 
you know that awesome feeling when you finally understand math ? ? ... me neither . 😒 
gut big as fuck but got a belly ring ? 😒 i don’t respect you , bitch . 
USERNAME noo ! d: facebook chat me . my phone broke lolol 
this is how i feel about this friday so far ...... 😒 @ hwy 105 URL 
when people at walmart walk by you and you cant breath because they reak of cigarettes <<< #ew #takeashower 
that moment at work when you realize , you might be here for the next 5 years 😔 😔 😞 😣 
had time to post pictures and everything else but couldn't make that call before you went to where you were going ? ? ok cool 😒 
USERNAME d d: nu ! i wanted to buy stuff from you ! 
USERNAME you got it ! ali's gunna be gone for the riding team next weekend so at least ill have someone besides the boys 😒 
is it december 12th yet ? ? i need this semester to be over so bad . i am so sick of constantly studying . i'm exhausted . 😢 😣 
i seriously just got baby shit on my hair 😖 😩 😭 #suckstosuck 
forgot how much i hate the mall now until christmas 😒 
USERNAME #cahoots is an incredibly interesting wor d; and one which is not used nearly enough 
it kinda sucks half of my friends are all in relationships & getting ready for dates & i'm going to be sitting at home on a friday night ! 😒 😔 
in a great mood , & then this god damn song comes on & gets me thinking about you . 😒 😔 😭 
i hate when you get that shopping cart in walmart that has that one messed up wheel 😑 
drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth so i think i know what death feels like . 😑 
i feel like getting dressed up but i have nothing to get ready for >.< 
fuck you then miriam . you ain't getting shit . 😒 
this is going to be another lonngg trip .. 😒 #ugh 
my suitemate don't understand that concept of freaking cleaning . #nasty 
rather be at the loft than at work . 😣 🔫 
i give good relationship advice , but the only male that wants me is my dog . #great 😒 
USERNAME aww . i miss you even more . 😥 😖 💦💦💦💦 
the taste in my mouth after drinking nothing but water all day ... d; 
USERNAME say what ? :o >.< ugh we'll she never told me 
how he actually wants to hear my story :o i really needs finish doe have 1 hour left >.< 
#iwillneverunderstand why folks talk shit behind your back than totally switch sides all the sudden about someone else and smile in yo face 😒 
my suitemate don't understand the concept of cleaning . #nasty 
😑 USERNAME keeps feeding squirt waffle fries while i'm not looking . 
#lakers mike brown fire d: a look at the lakers' coaching history URL #sportsroadhouse 
i hate when people can't take a joke . like , get your forever serious ass out my face . >.< 
why are you going for girls six or seven years younger than you ? #disgusting 
i make them feel like they the only one . 😏 
sorry i'm not a bad bitch like you 😏 rt USERNAME USERNAME #niggayougay for watching spongebob 
damn boy , everyone told you she was a hoe >.< don't be crying now 
USERNAME lol tae , u never mention me shit ! >_< 
why would i ever be able to turn the tv on ? ? ? ? 😒 
my brother was selected as the section leader for his class 😏 👏 #pr @ federal law enforcement training center URL 
one of my managers here is just a str8 up bitch fa no reason 😔 😒 
it's cool kid , just keep staring at me . just gonna tweet about you instea d: )) 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME that's my point exactly . bergstrom can't crack this line up .. nuf sai d: bust vs dissapoinment: semantics 
definitley want USERNAME to complete my weeken d: ) hopefully we can make these plans ! 
😑 looks like i gotta go get me sumn to eat 
#me #bored #babysitting #myname #melinda #bananagrams @ daniel island URL 
spotte d: man listening to walkman on 36 bus . #socialanthropology 
USERNAME whenever you have a free moment to burn 😏 shoot us a text bahaha 
i hate when she use my phone to call him 😠 i don't need him thinkin i called 😒 
my dad just are a raw coffee bean .. #gross #wtf 
i could kill myself ... it's so dead here .. #ughh 😖 🔫 
ugh i have to walk the stupid dicks 😒 or my mom said no dinner aha that woman ! 
hopefully i can score some vicodin tonight , not for fun but for my fucking wisdom teeth ... /fun 😒 😁 
my grandma doesn't ask me for things , she demands it and i have to do it 😒 
i burnt my toast andd the water came out before the ketchup 😣 #amateur 
#it #job in #bethesda , m d: federal - oracle technical architecture lead at accenture URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i get all dressed up in my homecoming dress & my parents say 😒 
#internship #job in #columbia , m d: paid marketing internship at fortune 500 at aflac URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: business/marketing internship at aflac-- serious applicant ... at aflac URL 
#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: enthusiastic business/marketing student wanted for paid in ... at aflac URL 
at least make an excuse instead of making it obvious you don't want to . 😒 
#engineering #job in #bethesda , m d: 3m his senior software engineer (user interface) - bethesda , md at 3m URL 
#engineering #job in #bethesda , m d: 3m his java software engineer (nlp) - bethesda , md at 3m URL #jobs 
if i stop texting you , don't continue to text me until i answer ... 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME we will . btw papa i have a story for you today lol 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME give us time to put clothes on ! 😐 
i never understood taking pictures when you're bored . 😑 
what is wrong with you men ? this nigga got me f'd up 😒 
USERNAME srsly , i discovered that every time i watch hoarders i'm usually eating something and have to put it down d: 
#iwillneverunderstand why chicks think it's ok to refer to yourself as a barbie or a a plastic figurine or a dog . right ... 😒 😐 😑 
USERNAME requisition no picnic either: order: condoms , vinyl; grade , military , h d; color , camo; wrapping , cro [condom ready to open]. 
about to put some clothes on and find something to do 😒 
never get your hopes up ! -_- way to kill my friday >_< 
the whole house smells like bleach ... #eww #can 'tbreathe 
alex just let a stranger into our house , and i'm pretty sure he was looking for drugs 😐 💊💵 
i hate that no other apple charger fits my phone 😐 #iphone5probz 
we are the world ... connected by a common bon d: love . the whole planet's singing along . 
i got so use to wearing shorts all the time i now find pants to be uncomftorable 😒 am i the only weirdo who thinks this way ? lol 
she been driving for four hours & it's only a two hour ride 😑 
USERNAME weird atleast every one but ur mom will fit it >_< 
so much work to do , so few weeks left in the semester . ahh ! 😫👎📝📚📖 😖 #gradschoolprobz 
i swear we are linked . i kept thinking about tweeting you status . d: #getout ! 
i pick the coldest day yet to forget my keys . 😭 😒 someone come cuddle lol 
USERNAME alright , i guess i'll see you monday . 😏 
USERNAME and greasy >.< i feel like i'm not eating nothing but grease . lol 
that meeting at work had good news but the way this nigga set it up had people worried 😒 
“USERNAME boston heral d: patriots rookie bolden suspended four games URL USERNAME whaat ? 
jefferson center bathroom smells like sewage at a campground #yuck 
i just remembered , i forgot aaliyah's slushie in the freezer 😖 
i don't even feel like going out to eat ... i just wanna go home && lay down . >_< 
imessage read receipt on ... reminding niggas that they ain't shit every time i don't answer ✊ 😏 
if only some people could see we aren't as impressed with them as they are with themselves . 😏 
you sure know how to give someone the cold shoulder , that's for sure 😒 
busses are weird . some chicks reading 50 shades of gray , and another is wearing a skirt so short you can see the top of her tights . #ew 
cakes ma d: (, sorry if i got you in trouble 
clean room , clean car , clean house ... next stop: oil change for giz . 😒 
the only friday i get off everyone is too busy to hang out… 😒 😒 cool . 
dear 12 year old , you're getting older and you need this thing called deodorant . #gross 
but whatever , i ain't doing nothing but wasting money anyway . 😏 
my brothers friends always knock on my door and then runaway .. #ew are you 5 ? #cyanever 😂 😠 👌👌👌 
it was sarcastic because i used to start my sentence 😒 
first thing i look at anywhere i shop is earrings 😏 #ihavetoomany 
i feel like im annoying babe right now d: lol . 
mad they aint sell cookies today tho . & i actually brought a dollar >.< 
today was going great ; i seen my bestfriend USERNAME ; seen my love USERNAME but that one text just killed my mood ! 👎 😥 😖 
tulsa .. now heading to az .. connecting flights .... 😒 
sober me , wrote this tweet . say no to drugs ? sure . 😏 
ugh , today isn't even going all that great . just might stay in bed all day d: 
you think you know but boy you have no idea ! ! ! ! 😏 
USERNAME hahaha . that nigga stays tryna lick my face 😑 
never blow a bubble with bubble gum during no shave november . #nasty 
if your not watching forest gump right now ... your a lame 😏 . 
raw cookie dough is the only effective remedy for the panic attack i just experienced 😣 #comfortfood 
screw them if they cant take a joke ! 😖 
you are such a man whore i swear ! 😒 #juststop #itsnotcute 
USERNAME same at the doctors office right now for my sister 😒 
i wi never date a girl that smokes ... especially weed . #gross 
USERNAME how did you get floor seats ? ! lucky d: 
spotte d: we USERNAME women are everywhere i tell ya ! #oakleypbc #oakleywomen USERNAME URL 
6 followers and your titties out in your avi who you new hoes showing it to 😑 😂 😓 
it's official i #dislike #nhllockout very much #boring #greed #theplayers #fehr #nhl #getitdone USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
my granny goin say u look mad .... no duh 😒 
not gonna lie this is pretty funny . 😏 URL 
USERNAME forever21 😏 hahah probs cause you were outt like a 💡 
USERNAME laying down .. looking at the ceiling dreaming 😏 
stepping it up .. sending USERNAME nudies 😏 #jk #sortof #imsofunny 
my aunt doesn't think luke bryan is attractive .... i'm so ashamed 😐 
this place is going to be the death of me 😒 😁 
message to the worl d: i'm more passionate about duke basketball than donald trump is about his hair , money , and waiving his finger at people 
i have want to do something fun for my birthday but in all reality i'll probably just have dinner with my family 😒 lame . 
uconn may have the best starting back court in college basketball . #nasty 
staying in and studying on a friday night is one of the hardest things for a college kid to do . 😩 😒 😁 at least for me ... 📚✏📈 
i love decorating the house with cool lights & shit . >.< 
by the time jget thea its gonna be over 😑 😑 😑 
game time 🏀 .... if we ever get there 😑 
love how he sprayed his cologne on my blanket and then said okay lol stupid 😒 
dash right 93 berlin . in honor of the #bluegrassmiracle i left all the blue m&ms for whoever wants them #ew 
gahh why do i gotta like you this much ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! d: 
i honestly hate combat boots on girls 😷 sorry if that applies to you 😒 
lmao i swear his name is everywhere >.< ! ! #lol 
#oomf wanna fuck with me tonight ! ! ! 😃 and i wanna fuxk with him , but i can't 😖 *pulls hair out* 
USERNAME omg girl , same . unless its like a sweater or dress ... everything i have is grey or black d: 
USERNAME i should've taped it .. then there would be proof d; but i'm not lying ! 
USERNAME USERNAME i had apple pie *and* coconut creme pie for dessert , too . 😏 and a bourbon cocktail . feeling pretty good , now :-) 
tonight is like christmas eve for a 5 year ol d; joey lands at logan tomorrow morning 6 am ... how am i gunna sleep tonight #tooexcited #lol 
got some free nesquik ! 😏 😏 🍼🍼 bpatague marybmendoza #3freedrinks @ independence high school parking lot URL 
everything is so awkward at home-.- i wanna leave d; 
i feel like all i do is smoke weed 😑 
USERNAME dimelo ! when are you gonna show your face ! ? 😤 😒 
besides the 15 minute drive between jobs , i worked for 12 hours straight today 😒 
#engineering #job in #bethesda , m d: 3m his java software engineer (nlp) - bethesda , md at 3m URL #jobs 
it feels so late & it's bearly 5:45 ? ! ? 😒 
i'm just gonna take my little lonely self to naples 😑 
USERNAME yes m'am ! and you won't even be here next year 😐 
it makes it feel like the day is gone >.< 
sent from android with music wizar d: -) @ fav song 
when i was listening to my music during the math test i actually felt like getting up & start dancing but , that would be awkss .. 😐 
#iwillneverunderstand why my mom plays song pop when i watch tv .. 😒 
why in the hell did my period have to start today 😒 😒 😒 😒 .. not before the weekend ! fuck 
i hope USERNAME don't think she gettin outta giving me my gas money ! i take prisoners 🔫👳 i was 30 mins late to work 😑 
USERNAME since you gotta iphone 4s you brand new huh 😏 
babysitting kids who still believe in santa is so easy . #theelvesarewatching 😏 
erik & i both fell asleep during #skyfall . i am just not cut out to be a bond fan , it would appear . d: at least we had free passes . 
i usually wouldn't complain but i have to open at 6 😣 😡 
USERNAME you actually are tho like do you ever look in the mirror 😏 
USERNAME hahaha same ! that's why i always get things that are black or go well with black d: 
amazing how people can change so quickly after people did so much for them ! #rude 
been to homecoming one time && it was the worst 😒 
USERNAME now it's time to work on that madden game 😮 😏 
oh my god we're not even at stamford yet ! >.< #busleftat430 
organizing my binders and cleaning my room to keep myself busy . #nolife + #depression = ... me 😒 
all my pants have to be hemmed because they all are too long ! and i ain't even short . 😒 
USERNAME no i was absent too much so they kicked me off >.< 
.... 😒 . just kidding . miss you derek & go cats 😁 
i forget we have a bunch of perv oil fielders . needa stop going out in an umdershirt . #ew 
USERNAME haha i already tried it didn't work 😒 😒 is it alexus's baby ? 
USERNAME i know d: we need to hang out asap as soon as i get back 
wish there was school tomorrow >.< ... but at the same time i wish it saw tomorrow already xd ! ! ! #yay 
thanks to USERNAME i'm craving some pupusas now .😁 😒 😋 
USERNAME ha lol i wouldn't do that >.< or park the car right behind the goal so you can see the game while you stay warn 
doing a saki bomb asian man says i have a sexy mouth 😐 
“USERNAME lucy put a hole in her bow 😒 USERNAME ahh well i got her plenty more :) 
and don't fucking make fun of me , my parents are just protective 😑 
USERNAME sthu , ion ever see your fubu wearing ass when i'm home 😒 
b . o . r . e . d . 😑 
this ride to giles county is no hoe ! ! 3 hrs 😐 🔫 
shawnee , shawnee , shawnee .... aint shit going on in shawnee ? ? ? 😒 
reached for the handshake , got a hug . 😏 
lets get down to business i don't got no time to play aroun d: ) 
that moment u fart and your boxers feel a bit wet 😢 😢 😐 
just got put in time out for mooning everyone 😏 
kept wating but the real estate market issue never surface d; why ? 
i feel like getting dressed , grabbing my car keys , and heading utr or atb #bored ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME USERNAME 😥 😣 😁 😐 😧 ? ? lol 
spending the whole weekend with my best friend USERNAME no zombie killing though d: haha xd 
wtf man . i don't have any acrylic liquid . fuuck ! >.< 
USERNAME no no no thanks that you did say that because i had genuinely forgot >.< 
can i just lay in my bed and cry ? is that acceptable ? no ? fine . 😣 
USERNAME you have to pee every second of your life 😐 
USERNAME it dm a whole bunch of motha fuckers 😒 
had a good practice today .. everybody did good 😏 
i haven't been this bored in a long time 😒 
crap why can't i find justin bieber party supplies anywhere ! ! ? 😒 
screw the beach , i'm done take to the city #p dx #pearl district (@ 46) URL 
oh you took 4 min to reply to my text 😐 well i'm gonna take 5 to respond back 😏 
strength: front squat work up to a 1rm and wo d: 40min tempo run ! 
waiting ever so patiently for USERNAME to get her ass here . 😇 😣 😴 
it honestly will be the end of the world for me if i don't meet USERNAME 😣 😭 
today's been a great day , talked to some pretty lady's 😏 bought me my beats headphones , pay day and getting a hair cut ! 
#f _o_l_l_o_w_f_r_i_d_a_y USERNAME because she keeps it real in p dx . 
i'm gonna go favorite all of colton's tweets just so morgan will be mad 😏 
niggas out here bitchin' &amp; im out here gettin' it 😏 
today has been just ...... 😫 😖 😠 😔 😣 😁😁😁 
USERNAME omg no the dance is only for highschoolers d; 
USERNAME rt- how is everything with you ? i'm back on grid as of yesterday . see you around .. ------------- #heartbroken : ( >_< 
jus woke up from a nap .. but still tired 😒 😴 
bitches was lovin my throwback pics yesterday 😎 since a youngin i been handsome 😏 
do i sacrifice a week of starbucks for a new pair of boots ? 😖 #firstworldpains 
i don't think there is anyway to explain how bad i want there to be an #imready #wherehaveyoubeen ? 😒 
USERNAME thought you would like to know i'm at osaka 😏 
i got so much bass motherfuckers going deaf . 😏 
while you were distracte d: #trumpplace fires USERNAME #trump firm fired for lousy service . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME relativists believe whatever tickles their tummy at the moment . go d= their stomach/wang 
USERNAME so blown . some random number had been calling me for 2 weeks and i wouldn't answer . and i just checked and it was nike 😑 
jajay ! comete algo ! USERNAME chickenbuchon cs dx 1 jdelbuchon ivet @ mi familia mexican cuisine URL 
take the camel toe and turn it into a casa roll ^.^ #yuck #2chainz 
young nigga , no kids , no disease , smoke weed , no worries . 😏 👌 
maybe it's just the hostess 😒 there so wack ! 
someone come visit me at work . i am all by myself 😒 
home alone 😒 not going to the game after all . 
you spend all your time talking shit about people . you should probably spend that time working on yourself #subtweet #ew 
no kiddies tonight . what should i get into ? ? hmm 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME 👈 um .. tell this bitch to unblock me 😒 ... 
USERNAME you are so lucky ! i have to wait until next week 😒 u of i better get it together . 
dear win d: fuck you . sincerely , my american spirit cigarette that won't stay lit . 
i still haven't watched pitch perfect or the perks if being a wall flower ... what am i doing with my life 😒 
anybody wanna go see a movie ? 😊 #homealone #bored 
USERNAME yepp . all of us hahahaha 😏 i wonder what we have to do & if they are gonna separate us ? hahaha 
lol just kidding im gonna sit on the couch , eat , and watch movies 😏 👍 
that moment when you find out that #red is a christian band d: they don't even sound christian . 
#hospitality #job in #providence , rhode islan d: restaurant server at nordstrom URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
what am i going to throw on , cute & comfortable ? hmm . 😏 
USERNAME yes , pretty awful . hate it when main characters get kille d: ( 
to the dude coming his wrong ... slow down big guy ! its already dead and not running away . #gross 
being at work just put me in a shitty mood . i just wanna have a good night 😼 
love when my plans get ruined . not ! >_< 
#internship #job in #columbia , m d: fall/winter internships available at aflac fortune 500 at aflac URL #jobs 
i hate that its only the beggining of november and i already have to turn the heat on . ❄🔥 😑 
i told you to be patient; i told you to be fine; i told you to be balance d; i told you to be kind . #skinnylove 
😳 😁 😵 😬 😮 😑 😐 😶 very bored lml 
USERNAME hahah they think they can do it better than us 😒 , fuck that we the shit 
the awkward moment when my bosses house loses power ... again ... along with most of wycoff 😐 
“USERNAME representin ! ! #champions (: playoff game against coronado ! ! 🐾👌 😼 🏈🏈 USERNAME URL eew 🐾🔫 lol 
yess a 3 text conversation is exactly what i wanted when i said we should talk more #justkidding 😒 
two water spouts have been confirmed rt USERNAME storm with some lightning headed toward cannon beach URL #p dx tst 
i keep getting these little bubbles on my tongue and they hurt so ba d: ( 
to the dude at bdubbs choking on his wing , slow down ! its not going any where ! #gross 
tonight we celebrate 3 years and running ... come thru rottue(315 se 3rd , p dx ) 9pm and rock with my @ rotture URL 
you wanna know what it's like to be the apple of my eye 😏 
USERNAME do you think the teacher will care if i cut mine off cause she put mine on a little to tight and it's bothering me . 😒 😒 😔 
joined my great grandma for dinner which consisted of sala d: pears , cottage cheese and miracle whip . 😖 
USERNAME lolol we were in the car and i took a pic of what we passe d: ) 
rt if you think hamiton is going to win , favorite if you think dv will loose 😏 
nasty shit ever old boy not snot dripping down his nose and not his dentures on the floor 😵 😲 😖 
USERNAME i bet it makes you sick to your stomach lol 😒 
while everyone is at the ridgeland game i'n at home watching forrest gump 😏 #yay 
people say crazy things . just cause i said it , doesn't mean that i meant it . just cause you heard it 😏 
thank god it's the weekend . #tiredofschool . 👎 😣 
oo i'm going to tweet each beer i have on my nice 4 day weeken d; that last one was #weekendbeer1 
“USERNAME yea dad , uhh no . URL i'm sensing some baseball 😏 😂 
i can't with some people on my tl sometimes 😒 
USERNAME joined my great grandma for dinner which consisted of an all in one bowl: pears , cottage cheese and miracle whip . 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME i knew it 😏 😹 😹 😹 😹 
missing out on my little brothers life is definitely taking a toll on me . god damn , where did the time go ? he's so tall now . 😖 😔 
skully a nigga you gotta show but i'll chill on him 😒 
USERNAME 😒 yo bae family member 🙅🙈 he aint what i thought he was . 
USERNAME you're gonna have a bf d: lol . and damn . how much ? 
gettin' big-leagued downtown by USERNAME and USERNAME <<< 😒 #k 
i can’t move my legs… or neck . #supersore 😣 
USERNAME 😒 this girl over here ... 💪but kidding , that's awesome 😬 
joined my great grandma for dinner which consisted of an all-in-one bowl of pears , cottage cheese and miracle whip . 😖 
bout to go to da game 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME does that mean you does this ? i'm ashamed 😣 
will i ever find love again ? better yet will i ever be loved by someone again .. 😒 #sadtweet 
soo why all my friends went home to get some -_______- 😑 😑 😑 😕 😕 😕 
i am in such a good mood today and i'm not sure why .. 😏 #oops 
even though we made these plans way in advanced . #whatever 😒 
i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the phone like 24/7 📱 😏 
USERNAME *middle finger emoji* an this old fuck next to me smells like diet coke . 😷 😖 i'm going to die 
i hate when i have nothing to do ... 😖 
i hate when a guy calls me ... like no , get out of here with that 😒 
#iwillneverunderstand why 99.99% of women are mainly attracted to men of color 😒 
USERNAME why the fuck did you retweet that ? 😒 
but if i did ... yeah it wouldn't be yours 😒 
USERNAME is making me wear my new jacket 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME well are you hipster or what ? ? ? ?👽 😎 😼 
i'm trying to get into the walking dead but it's a little too graphic for me 😖 😖 😖 
words of my sister; that awkward moment when you cut off your ex boyfriends mom . opps . 😏 🚗 
i don't know why i'm doing this to myself .... seeing paranormal activity 4 😖 
when i singin the car my mother turns up the radio louder to not hear me 😔 😒 
anxiety is the worst , it's so overwhelming sometimes . ughh 😒 
new magazines in . salte d: a surf magazine for women and the bold italic: sf by design . @ boo boo records URL 
blah ! blah ! blah ! ✋👨 rt USERNAME foh ! you left me 😒 rt USERNAME i'm mad at joi 😒 
i'm so excited about tomorrow ! ! 😏 ima go party ! !🎉 
USERNAME isn't that what this one is doing ? haha 😒 maybe not . 
i guess i should get ready if i intend on being seen in public tonight 😔 😒 
i use like 12 different mascaras so my eye lashes are decent . 😒 
is it bad that i just wanna sit in my car all night and listen to this USERNAME set .. dear headphonez why'd you have to break 😖 😖 
on this bus playing pandora @ greyhoun d: baltimore to dc URL 
USERNAME ohh i just read everything else . dx sending all my love , all my love to you . 
too . excited . for . #portland 2013. #p dx 13 . @ southwood valley URL 
morgan's got a lot of farts .... yeah right . #asshole USERNAME 😆 😏 URL 
watching #ncsu on espn 3 - also watching a movie at the same time . #basketball #boring 
cardio workout , small lift , some turns , and stretch . sounds good to me ! i'll do abs later 😏 
thuggin it out with USERNAME in deep 3rd ward ! 😏 💵🔫💉🔪🚬 
he would just stare at mi >.< ... #idontlikethat #pleasestopp ! ! ! 
only two more hours in the car with my whoolee family ... yayy 😒 #bored #savemee 
USERNAME dr . strou d: why do we not have a youth media source ? 
hate when people use a food stamp card to pay for 4 bags of chips , 4 candy bars , and pop .. then pull money from your bra to by lighters 😒 
rolled my ankle pretty bad during ball session . wtf . 😣 😫😩 
cleaning house <<<<< having a clean house .. it's worth it i suppose 😏 
#internship #job in #columbia , m d: business/marketing internship at fortune 500 at aflac URL #jobs 
yay my lingerie came in the mail ;) #meow 😼 
homeless man , clearly in distress , always begs on a train . he keeps losing his shoes . sad . rider to g/frien d: 
fuck it , money come & money go .. it ain't like you can take it with ya 😒 
oomf feels mad special right now , fuck out my face though . not errthing is about you t 😒 
you can't win wit this nigga cody bruh . 😒 
rt for a mention . i'm doing all . 😏 👍 
USERNAME ugh i hate when that happens ! i wanna take everything ! >.< 
why do panera bagels have warts on them . 😒 
healthy foo d= healthy mind/body=happy productive citizens ! it's win win win ! thanks ! 
wtf , this shit says on the box but i can't figure out how df to open it ! ! 😔 😒 😒 😡 
girls think they are fooling me with this game of being a fake friend .... skank i'm the coach . #sobringit 😠 😒 
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says he's not drinking tonight . . . sends me a pic of him holding a bacardi 151 bottle 😒 
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USERNAME what are we doing ? i'm confused .. d; 
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thinking about making a free giveaway instagram account just to see how many followers it would get . they're fake , stop posting about them 😒 
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me and my baby get through problems like math geeks ! 😏 
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this will probably be the worst weekend ever ! #bored #bunchofoldpeople 
i'm not giving my friends gifts for christmas; i'm just donating to all their respective nonprofits . #somanygiftguiderequests #p dx problems 
USERNAME yeah it just did but it wasn't scanning so i just had to rock it . 😒 it was sleeping for 3 hours and it just woke up . 
yes ! ! home alone on a friday night ! 😒 
i get to put my facetime to use tonight 😏 
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USERNAME eh , that too… but the numerals are all wrong . >_< 
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this boy that like me would park right infront of me while i'm in da car . >_< he is so fukin aggy . always starrin 
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uhh this pain sensation feeling is annoying af in my index finger ... 😑 
everybody wanna hit my line when i'm on the other side of the country 😒 smh where are every other 361 days of the year ? ! 
just want this day to end 😞 ! 1. not getting along with the 💕 2. some kid called me a b**** cuz i took her iphone away 3. just tired out 😣 ! ! ! 
when a middle schooler does the call me sign at you ... you're like 5. #ewie 😖 
USERNAME my parents aren't angry but they just talk too much it's like they expect me to get all a's all the time 😒 
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i'm going to feel like such a trader tomorrow at the michigan game 😖 😠 😩 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME did you put ketchup and mayo lol ? >.< (insider) 
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USERNAME my chrustmas tree is up and decorate d: ) bring it ! #xmas 
no seats on the train and i have to stand for 2 hours 😐 
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if at first you don't succee d; dust yourself off & try again :) 
chilly temps on tap for tonight , with lows near freezing . tomorrow , expect morning fog and afternoon sunshine , high 46. #p dx tst 
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USERNAME nothing just going to a football game tonight all lame lol but tomorrow i think i will be going out >_< 
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USERNAME it'll take me an entire days work to buy one double burger >.< 
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USERNAME the peanutbutter milkshake is good bur if u let it sit while eating the mill sinks to the bottom and it gets foamy on top d: 
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i fall too fast . . . . . and deep ! >_< 
i don't think my mum know what a couple minutes means 😒 
entire #oaklandzoo is doing gangham style ... okay then . 😑 
USERNAME lilly :c why you so dang cute for ? adkfladfj d; 
my mom out with this fashion show 😑 (at magnolia hotel) — URL 
when my mom tells me at the last minute she needs me to babysit < 😒 
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i'm annoyed the brandon always like nigga idontknow how bout you go and come find out . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME you're wearing the bracelet i made you i miss you . d: 
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still don't appreciate USERNAME laughing at me today . #rude 
did you boy say you can come out this weekend or no ? 😏 
especially people who claim to not be retarde d: ) #justsayin 
well hey , atleast the fire alarm isn't sexist ... 😒 
james bond ? okay then 😒 2 and a half hours later 🔫 
i hate going to eastridge . everybody that i went to school goes here to shop . uggh 😑 
seeing sexy women everywhere i go . USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😏 
who in the mtg/bev area wants to let me sleep over ? no one ? ok 😔 😒 #wah #nolove 
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i swear to god if i strained my achilles again 😒 
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this old ass dinosaur w/ her gold tooth said she thinks she is just as cute as us USERNAME ... 😑 you the only one with that opinion hag 
USERNAME d: kids getting in love before me ! so not fair but omg adorable too ! ! ! ! ! :') 
USERNAME how much are fair tickets ? i don't remember 😖 
😑 😑 😑 nigga the reason i asked is cause i had something to tell you but fuck you lmao 
so this boii ik said hi to me , & this boy that's obsessed wit me >_< said hii amber . like why u screaming first of all 
i've been so mean to everyone that text my phone today .... oops ! lets hope my bitchy attitude doesn't follow me to work 😒 
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now a nigga only get stressed over rihannas , i'm talkin 10s and better 😏 
USERNAME lmao ! ! 😂 😂 you so silly ☺ 😏 
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and she's not gonna text back now . wtf ever 😒 
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so instagram fucking sucks on the iphone ! ! ! ! ! ! 😡 😑 
my knee looks so fucking ugly man .. i feel like i can't even get cute with this thing on my leg 😖 😫😷 
#forthoserelationships remember : what you want do the next pearson will . 😒 
i pack like a girl my momma sai d: ) ! ! ! 
if lsd doesn't get movin im gonna pee in the middle of the street i sweardaagawdd 😖 💦 
i'm tryna have or go to a party tomorrow 😏 
really don't want to write this research paper right now 😒 
im so bored right now that running in a circle chasing cody entertains me 😄 #bored 
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i’m lowkey having USERNAME & USERNAME withdrawals now . 😒 😔 
shit don't make sense ! some people are just messed up in the head ! 😔 😤 😣 
my grandma doesn't want to take a picture with me but abuelaa >.< 
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USERNAME wow 😏 my sons wants to grow hair in his goatee now 
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she needs to have _/ _/ rt USERNAME blac chyna is a normal stripper who got discovered . now the bitch wanna act famous .. 😒 😒 😑 😑 👉👉 
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who wants to see a movie with me tonight #bored 
USERNAME don't be ... she's a princess remember ? 😏 
fingers crossed that i can manage not to be completely awkward turtle tomorrow . 😒 🔫 
ok time to start the long process of my hair 😒 
wish you would've told me that a couple of days ago ... #noplansnow #bored #stuckathome 
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USERNAME no >_< ! i wanna sleep ! ! ! ! ! 
my teacher is coming to my house , because my stupid baby is not scanning . 😒 😒 
putting bright red lipstick on in a very bumpy bus while its very dark ... this is going to be a challenge 😒 #bellesprobz 
i love how USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME & USERNAME all decide to chill when i'm working #whitepeople 😒 😑 
USERNAME ahh i need to keep my hair healthy too d: 
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why is it so crazy at this mall ! ? d: 
by time my mom gets here & we had home we ain't get get home till like 12am 😕 😒 
he shall be home any time soon . i'm starving >_< 
USERNAME who u trying to look good for ? ! ? ! *jealous ( >_< ) 
USERNAME i'm very , i gotta flaunt it around to get a man these days ! i'm right there with you on the single road ! 😐 #muchlove 
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i think i turned into a big one direction fan .... 😮 😏 💘 🆔 
sick for the first time this year 😣 feel awesome✌ #not 
#bored #car #carride #dark #and #its #only #7 :3 0 @ lincoln township north lake URL 
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i am so tired ! must wake up somehow . 😁 😓 😣 
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USERNAME didn't i tell you not to run ! ! ! didn't i tell you that you'd fail ! ! ! didn't i give you a heads up ! ! ! but you didn't listen 😖 
USERNAME oh . don't be so stupid >.< i will take your job though ! *.* 
USERNAME is that really what i look like from far away ? #ew #gopokes 
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yes , i'm random and whoever doesn't like it , unfollow me 😑 😎 
still a fan but tbh nicki minaj's implants bother me yuck 😣 😖 
my da d: alright lisa he's out ! noah ill be back ... 5mins later .. fuck man ! hold on (whips his fake cig out) take some tokes in there , shit ! 
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i got told my little brother anthony was cute today . guess i know it runs in the family . 😁 😏 
having my nightly brainstorming while listening to music 😏 👍🎧 
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USERNAME not my family 😑 and cameo for my birthday 
what i hate 😒 : • mondays • school • math • slow texters • waking up early • being wrong • being bored • low battery • hoes • drama 
oh so everyone on my tl is a unc fan now ? 😒 🔫 
i was stressed about having pet hair on my shirt at the funeral today . the widow brought her boyfrien d; i didn't feel tacky at all . 
wanna get the hell outta here ! ! ! ! 😖 
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USERNAME me too . all these people i see on xbox playing co d: black ops 2 get me mad :( 
with my bff USERNAME and some weird kid named zach ! ! 😏 
should we be total bitches and crash it ? USERNAME 😏 
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wait . i'm going to san francisco for the native film festival . why are a lot of ther people going ? 😐 
about to get my ass home &' get ready for tonight 😏 
kayla , what are you doing this fine evening ? 😏 
we bouta be freezing tomorrow at six flags 😣 😣 😣 😣 
add me on snapchat;d you know you want too . 😏 
hmm idk about that jajaja jk . hey thats true ive yet to see u ma dx d 
i don't care how cool you think you are don't ever call me stoner .. 😒 
wish dese confused bitches wud get out my way ! 😖 
love rearranging my room , hate putting stuff away after . 😒 
USERNAME hopefully you will stick with the maroon & gol d; ) 
timed typing test scare me ! i type 65 wpm but not under pressure >_< 
tonight has the potential to be a lot of fun 😏 
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halo 4 is fantastic - the one thing i that wish had happene d: daft punk collaborated on the musical score . 
i'll go back to how i used to be 😒 
the fact that i gotta get up at 5 for my tournament<< 😑 
boyfriends response when i tell him he's annoying 😑 😒 
i hate being in the house all day ! ! ! 😒 
when coach skelton winks at me during class 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 <<<< #creepyaf #gross USERNAME 👌 😂 
today somebody said i look like the twin towers 😑 lol 
another person said i look like a girraffe walken 😑 lol 
i'm doing wayy to much running for this shit dx 
everyone getting turnt up and i'm like i just wanna eat 😒 
i think my parents would disown me if i got bombed all afternoon & my reasoning was: . #jerseyshore #gross 
my sister and these damn school songs >.< ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! <<<<< shut tf up 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME with you gone lisa , i got one less person to make fun of 😒 
USERNAME lmao if i don't keep my grades up i ain't going 😒 
here goes my dad trying to street race 😒 look , i'm just trynna get some food 
ill freak you right i will 😏 now baby tell me what you wanna do 
i know i shouldn't care .. but i do 😣 
these sleeping pills though 👌 #goodnightworld see you at 3 am 😒 
my dad handed me a drink and said i got the alcohol jean . he doesn't even know 😏 
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USERNAME we're getting ice cream in 50° weather . 😐 🔫 
USERNAME omg what's wrong ! ! don't leave ! ! ! 😣 😣 
subtweet ,, ___ thinkk ___ got a good onee 😑 yeaa okaay .. lmfaoo #damn 
laying so close to my heater i'm so cold 😒 
why does it get dark all early now it makes me get lazy and not want to go out anymore >.< 
think i'm have me a nice bubble bath tonight with candle lits 😏 
i'm hungry , i'm tires , and my feet hurt ! being at a craft store is not solving any of my problems ! 😑 
2012-chris brown . >> i love the freak in him ! 😏 
USERNAME ahha if u come we could make chocolate strawberries 🍫🍓 😏 ! && drink hot coco && cuddle (; 
USERNAME oh get outta here watcha mean you know nvm i take it back . 😒 
when this kid @ open gym smells like total butt hole . #pleaseshower #usedeoderant #orgoaway #mypoornose #eww 
girlfrien d: i'm so wet ! give it to me now ! 
boyfrien d: fuck no ! this is my umbrella .. 
im thinking that these guys sitting next to me on the bus talking about the have probably never been with a lady . 😐 
have a feeling tonight going to be a little awkward 😒 USERNAME USERNAME 
why am i the lucky one to have my baby not work ? stupid scanner ain't working 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 🍼 
based gods… why did i have to fall asleep ? 😖 😩😫 😭 
i seriously hate that the 140 character limit we have on twitter ! it's so stupid ! 😡 😤 😑 
jacob keep asking me if im going to the practice knowinq damn well i'ma be late 😒 
there is an amazingly cute white guy sitting right in front of me&keeps eye balling me;dam just come up&talk to me already 😏 
ol crusty arab just had to sit next to me huh 😒 
don't wake up the beast while she's sleeping . #rude 
i could look skinny too if i sucked my stomach in #gross 
my mom hands me my birth control and says 😒 
i literally don't do anything but work and when i'm not at work i'm at home playing madden . 😒 #nolife 
USERNAME thanks . even though you never hangout with me but it's whatever 😒 
rt USERNAME this weeken d: rescuers try 2 save a humpback #whale after it gets a fishing net wrapped around its head ! #lovethisshow ! 
black & white beans soup + b wings sala d= #yummy ! @ veggie grill URL 
we only came to drop the things off an i already miss the other house . 😒 my room had gone threw all kinds of shit .... 😞 
i hate how tired i am and it's a friday night ....... 😒 
football on every stinking radio station ! ! #yuck need sirius radio or a cd #now 
USERNAME grr 😒 lol ard , can she pick you up ? 
nothing to do tonight i guess ill just fuck myself . 😒 
silver lining 2 our dark clou d: the good thing about b insane o's reelection now owns all , no more of bush did , caused , had , made etc . 
USERNAME you don't know me . you don't know my life ... 😏 USERNAME 
and these bumpy rodes are making me have to pee even more ! 😠 😒 lord bless my bladder . 
omg its col d: ))) ... finally ! ! ! ! ! ! 
someone remind me not to do this again ... #bored 
USERNAME looked wil d: ) looks like you got pretty wild as well lol 
time to celebrate that i got my license by going to work ! ! woo 🎊🎈🎉🎁 😒 😒 😒 😒 
after tonight i will be traveling back to pa;((((til next time boys #bigbang , staff and the ban d; ((((i dont want to end this night 😭 
yellow card . sweet . 😆 just that kinda girl i guess 😏 #crazygirl #soccerplayerprobs 
ahh . now i'm bored 😒 where'd my babyy go ? 
i need a glass of wine .. oh wait 😒 
i hope my daddy lets me drive his truck this weekend 😏 
gaby is jelly that i can dance way better than her 😏 
USERNAME yeah , haha . someone just put it in the locker room as a joke d: 
beat the state police 10-4, i just can't get this shit eating grin off my face 😏 
USERNAME ill use USERNAME as a human shield 😏 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
i long for the day that my mom stops forwarding me emails that rea d: 
kaylon drop a load in his diaper and came to me with his nose turn up patting me #eww 
manager calle d: u know u was pose 2 b here at 530, me: you know im not in cincinnati ? her:so you not coming in ? -_- she'll figure it out ! 
free admission into webster hall tonight ..... i'll take it 😏 
USERNAME should i bring my lebron 9's to dx c ? 
#iwillneverunderstand why my dog thinks its okay to lick peoples feet . #disgusting 
my feet were so cold 😖 don't judge me @ 💀💀💀 URL 
i feel like everyone has something to do tonight except for me 😑 #foreveralone 
somebody just text me so i have something to do . 😑 😔 🙏 
so bored , home alone , watching jersey shore . lord help me . #suchaloner 😣 
working till 2 this morning is not something i wanna do ! #hateit #alreadytired 
no no correction i didn't just relize that ... iv known that . 😒 
i always feel so special when aleigh tweets me 😏 
ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant affor d; mercedes , bentley , pearl , child support . 
USERNAME i have to write a 10 page paper by midnight 😐 🔫 
i'm not even excited for weekends anymore . #nothingtodo 😒 😔 
USERNAME flirting with your girl anytime of the day is actually pretty perfect . 👌 😏 
i can't believe i have an exam tomorrow 😒 😞 😔 i didn't even study 
ready to get marrie d; 👍👫💃🚶and put that 💍on her finger ! 
so bored , home alone , watching jersey shore . lord help me . #suchaloner 😣 😖 
about to devour this $15 dollar subway sandwich 😒 #overpriced #subway #nevada #vegas #crazybo @ primm center URL 
ima just slow it down , take a break try again and see what happens this time 😔 😒 🙏 
fine 9,005 tweet goes to my sexxy bf 😏 😏 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME let's blame it on the daddy's ! 😏 😂 👌💁💦💁💁 
USERNAME thank god i almost resorted to visiting you .. 😒 
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i seriously have to find something to do on friday nights . 😑 
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oow >.< i kicked the computer desk ... that hurt .. dx 
downgrading my iphone back to 5.1.1 firmware is such a long task . 😖 
holy gorilla shit , my brother is annoying as hell 😒 
mad af for no reason ! fukn anger bro >.< 
as soon as i get home , i’m going to sleep . 😒 
i can never even enjoy my hot pockets cause i don't wait for them to cool down 😒 
turnt up ready for the night to get starte d: )))) 
car rides make me nauseous .... even if they're short >.< 
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nothing is better than homies chillin , smoking hookah and drink with jello shots 😏 
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and i'm not going to until my uncle leaves 😐 
USERNAME i'm gla d: ). we'll have to hang soon and shit ! 
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USERNAME of course not ! 😱 now go play with your ear . 😑 
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not doing crap on a friday night ! don't i have a fun life ! 😔 😒 👎 
*home phone rings* dad answers and listens to the person talking and goes , yea i have a question ? lady:yes ? da d: can you kiss my ass ? #ahha 
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USERNAME USERNAME haha 😏 that made me laugh so hard 
i just deleted that tweet about my house cause it had two typos in it 😒 
another boy , lil hs asked me if i'd go out with his friend ... umm ... i'm 20 ! #youngn 's #stupidheads 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME justin beiber sucks butt ! he ain't on my level of songwriting 😏 
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i hate when i finish my popcorn before the movie starts 😒 
they tell me they love me but i know better than that its just game ... 😒 
omg my crazy ass music teacher would be playing in this concert 😂 😒 
my phone is on life support with no visits . 😐 
gettin ready to watch the game #bored text me ! 
ah the panorama mall ... land of the girls who use leggings as pants . 😣 
i'm tire of reading all those status on fb about the weather . 😑 
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while everyones at the game than off to a party , ima be home watching law & order >.< 
hate when i bite the inside of my cheek in general .. but even more when i keep doin it ! #fml 😣 
my head is trying to hurt ... great . best day if my life 😒 😫 😠 
on god daddy did not just fart ? i'm pissed 😑 😡 😒 . 
lol @ him saying he misses the hell out of my annoying ass . my ass is annoying , how so ? 😁 😏 😂 
what is the point of blocked phone calls honestly 😑 
but they don't have a black person emoji yet 😑 
prayer: oh lord please help me pull through go d: lolnope 
i like how my parents are cooler than me -_- their gonna go out today & im just gonna stay home ! ! >_< 
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USERNAME haha , i hate when she be all up in my binniz ! 😒 
USERNAME i can teach you a thing or two 😏 
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USERNAME shut up , i wanna make him mad 😠 😒 
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girls on tv shows are so damn dramatic , sheesh 😒 
ahh my tummy is in knots . 😖 😖 😖 😖 
wonder if i be getting zipped or muted on twitter but ion give a fuck no way 😒 
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USERNAME that sucks d: my gf doesn't have a phone and she's 3.5 hours away :c 
a real boyfrien d: calls you for nothing , texts you all the time , wants to see you , cries , gets jealous , is over protective & loves you . 
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three goals for the weeken d: play some halos , read some comics , and build a lego vic viper . i'm going to be productive ! 
me: dad your car smells like weed da d: yeah i hit the bowl before you came in me: i love you . 
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this kid and his father walked in #fourseasonsmall bathroom; peed and walked out without washing their hands #eww 
that awful debate you have with yourself if you should go out or just stay in 😒 
lil mama and i are not feeling too well so be d: (( 
USERNAME just told me i looked like big bird 😒 #yellowpantsprobs 
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i've seen this ghost adventures about 3 times now .. 😑 
even though im turning 21 in a cpl weeks i will forever be baby-faced >_< URL 
the fios commercial where everybody is watching something and excite d: 2 girls 1 cup . 
rocking my bob this summer ...... 😆 😏 keeping it short and simple 
there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0 #foreveraloneprobzz 😒 
USERNAME eithet way shoulda taken mee . and i cooked yall dinner #rude 
i solemnly swear that i am up to no good 🙆 ⚡ 😏 
the fact that everyone is going to the game >.< 
i'm hungry then i'm not hungry & now i'm hungry ! wtf man 😠 idk whether to go eat or not . 😒 
can't wait to see how busy the plaza is tonight 😒 
i don't understand this movie whatsoever . #whatisthis #no . 😒 
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USERNAME lmfao , fuck you ! ! you look for any reason to pick on me d; 
the next 10 weeks will be hell d: i have to do this for my future #reality 
USERNAME :o ! it better not be what im thunking about young lady . >.< 
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yay i get to spend my friday night icing my knee & doing nothing 😒 
USERNAME lies . this is why she isn't allowed out of the house . 😏 
eek ! d: thought i was the bomb digity and left home for lunch before work early , but after eating realized i forgot my wallet 
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USERNAME makes me sick when she say 😑 😡 😠 😷 
so everybody wanna start acting funny with me"will let the game begin ' >_< ' tired off everybody acting funny with me , 
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also , this class was supposed to start at 7 & nobody is here . pranked status ? 😒 😂 
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when u call someone for a reason , they ask u a question they say ima call u back before the original reason can even be said 😑 😑 😑 
sorry USERNAME for giving u the finger earlier :( lol i feel ba d: / 
USERNAME i went back to my bus stop and he wasn't there >.< 
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if anyone has ever told you that you can be whatever you want to be ... they lied 😒 
i'm tweeting ... haven't done that in awhile ... #bored 
davi d: you know god love david because he was a man after his own's heart . david petraeus , god hasn't finish w/you yet and like david , he ... 
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#iwillneverunderstand why there's racism within the hispanic race . smh 👎 😑 
today was just not a good day . i've cried twice this week >_< which is irritating me cause i hate cryingg ! ! ! ! ! 
jus dropped 4 big ones to lift my warrant 😒 #thestruggle 
really looking foward to sunday . ☺ ☺ this weekend actually looking interesting 😏 😬👌 
niggas be fucking up the game 😒 why you gotta be so extra ? 
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#oomf rubbed me the wrong way last night my whole outlook at them is like 😒 😒 😒 now 
put 1 in 100 patients on death list , gps tol d: frailest to be asked to choose (cont) URL 
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USERNAME what channel ? i'm watching it online . 😒 
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USERNAME bad news , i'm afrai d: it's much longer than 2 hrs . #174min 
my friends&family keep calling me a damn chipmunk ! 😑 #dorks 
yess . this is all i wante d; to spend a little time with you and we did . even tho' we weren't in a comfortable spot , all i wanted was you ! (: 
having to pee but not wanting to move from my be d: my life 
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it seriously blows my mind that some people don't know the difference >>><<< 😑 
USERNAME yo girly ... you've been awfully quiet lately ... did i do something to make ya mad at me ? ? ? 😖 
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when my dad yells at me in front of my friends <<< 😔 😒 
direct tv can suck my balls . ugh ! so frustrating ! ! plus i have too much shit . when the fuck did i acquire all of it ! ? 😩😬 😑 
80s movies makes me wish i was there now 😑 
you're mom called me ! i was worried bitch 😒 
24in mega hookah with a pineapple hea d= bomb ! ! ! @ my shisha cafe URL 
when he bails on you for the second time . #shameonyou 😒 
per-flight foo d: smoked salmon chowder , clams and chips . #food @ seattle-tacoma international airport (sea) URL 
momma's cooking & wine …all i did was ask & i receive d: ) she loves me ! @ spring branch URL 
USERNAME spotte d: missouri swimming and diving team . (@ hartsfield-jackson atlanta international airport (atl)) URL 
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that shitty moment when you forget that your mom's bday is tomorrow and your stuck in an airport with inflated prices >.< #mybad #airports 
USERNAME frien d: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing 
road trip music: drake , the weeknd , chris brown , frank ocean . ma boyz 😏 
when he bails on you for the second time . #shameonme 😒 
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oh you know on a hayride getting a lap dance 😲 😏 URL 
USERNAME eww jarrett just made the sign say slow down ... #notokay #imscared 😖 😢 🚫 
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lesson learne d: go to fancy lcbo and they accept all returns . 
hell nah i ain't iight ! ! ! didn't you just see me fall ? ? 😑 
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da d: what do you think your nuts are ? austin:your balls ! ! ! #smh 
omg i have so much laundry to do . 😒 
i'm glad i didn't travel all the way to charleston sc to not even get to see the buckeyes play . 😁 😐 
everyone's out doing something tonight and i'm just home about to go to bed because i have to get up od early tomorrow 😒 
USERNAME yeah it is maybe we'll make some friends there too ! lmao >.< 
what he just told me . <<< #lostrespect #disgusting deuces . 🙋👌 
USERNAME my mom used to live next door to jeffrey dahmer >.< 
USERNAME im in that situation right now exepct im the jealous bitch .. >.< & i hate it . 
workaus done and now for my 5 star dinner ! grilled steak , baked squash with cinnamon and orange and a bottle of re d: ) 
smoking trees til my head right . even though he didn't have baggies 😒 URL 
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USERNAME maaybe . it's not my fault i'm so curious . d: 
i swear getting out my house is always a hassle . no matter what the situation 😒 
i just want to get accepted to my school already .. 😒 
leaving work , found advert / business card on windshiel d: ! don’t know what to make of it . 
i have no idea how i'm playing in play offs tomorrow after today's practice . 😭 😖 #inpain 
my dad just said to the dogs , omg ... 😬 😑 😐 😞 🐶 
might like the french version better… but i don’t understand a word ! 😐 #whocaresjustdance 
seems like someone madd >.< it ain't even like that tho ... hope he understands ! ! even tho he won't . 
never inviting boys over again ! #gross #smelly #poop #idontgetit 
spending my friday on the couch with mama , resting up for tomorrow 👌 😏 
USERNAME no you're tweet didn't make sense .. and excuses excuses 😏 
hat when read #oomf tweets ... i wonder if it has something to do with me ? 😒 
i hate the sound of my own voice . 😒 
i love when my nephew throws his spoonful of baby food at me 😒 
i hate when whitney texts me ... i know i'll have to wait for hours for her next reply ... 😒 
USERNAME haha ! >.< don't stare too much into my picture , you'll start to see how funny looking i really am . :-) 
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momz bitching because i'm not leaving the house quick enough << #imsoloved #exceptnotreally 🙅 😒 
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all i do is sit on the couch & listen to youtube >.< 
i want to go to mangos but i'm not making that drive alone ... guess i'm in for the night 😒 
never even planned on watching this , yet here i am .. 😏 #skyfall007 
had a good day today until 7 :3 5 am . 😑 
USERNAME still at the game 😏 well have to hit up a game over winter break 👌 
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USERNAME USERNAME 😒 delusional . i'm terrible will . everyone knows it except like 4 girls . 
#hotpants hahaahaa ! ! #bored lol @ the bathroom URL 
i'll be eating a epic burrito for everyone hungry on twitter 😏 haha 
why are men dicks ? seriously . 😒 i wish i had gas ⛽ to get away . 🚙. 
ain't seen dee since yesterday , gotta let his mind wander 😏 
i hate the radio . all they do is play the same songs 😒 
if you don't text me , we won't talk for the whole day 😒 📲 
i love it when my friends are mad at me over something i have no control over ! 😣 
so my car is part of an investigation now & i can't move it for the next 5 hours you're fucking kidding me 😒 
wish i had a girl here to keep me warm at disney lan d; it's soo cold ! 
i wonder how it feels like to be drunk & to wake up in the morning with a hang over >.< . 
did the old man across from me really just eat his nose gold ? fuck this train get me off 😐 
november skies . #uop dx #whitestag #uofallcolors @ burnside bridge URL 
USERNAME ima bring my flip cam cus i wanna lowkey start or whateverr >.< 
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USERNAME yep , i’m not not even laughing i’m so mad right now 😑 
enjoy your weeken d; be cautious of others .... lots of people killed around the holiday season from drunk drivers . 
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just got back home ... owee i'm tired as'f >.< 
dont feel good 😖 i feel sick my tummy hurts 
USERNAME why the fuck are you complaining about that ? ? ? 😑 
one thing i can't stand is a ignorant female ! ugh ! 😒 some of them act like they ain't never had nun ! 
bout to start getting back to my old ways 😏 tf was i doin 
what's up with these people bringing facebook stuff to twitter ? there is a difference between the two . 😐 👊 
and i have it stuck in my head ! ! 😒 
USERNAME nobody . i just don't have anything warm to wear . but i'm stupid bored here by myself >.< 
ah , now i see why i left georgia . 😒 
ahh i; friday comes and my home is full of my little tiny cousins and my brothers and their stupid friends >.< 
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USERNAME it could be her 😏 but how would she know ? 
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i probably shouldn't be watching a scary kind of movie when i'm staying all by my lonesome tonight 😖 
soo i get to see #oomf mañana .... 😏 👌 😊 
when my boyfriend doesn't want me to look at his phone .. there's a problem 😒 
veterans day weeken d: 14 family things to do URL 
USERNAME how did i know it was going to be a picture of gracie before i loaded it ? 😏 
dont even bother talking to me .. any of you . #rude 
if this bitch ends up with oomf best believe i will fuck a bitch >.< 
listening to an older lady talk abt her love-bug of a boyfriend . chivalry is not dea d; romance still alive; police playing in the background 
USERNAME omg that prob it , i guess i'll drink more water 😒 
USERNAME you mad cause they don't want you . 😑 
the retards put hummus in my shower along with my tampons and qtips . and the hummus was crusted on my loofah #ew 
smh man each time i get on the phone and here her voice it reminds me of what i lost ugh i won ;t my boo back so ba d; .( 
i knocked over the big thing holding all the chips at subway 😖 😖 😖 😖 whoops lol 
i hate having colds , especially when you can barely breathe around people with perfume & cologne on 😐 
dammit ! i don't know if i should go to the x-games >.< 
who needs a boyfriend when you have jäger and magic mike 😏 
damn i need a nap gonna be long night at work 😖 
hmm .... maybe i'll find a sexy ass white guy tonight 😏 😏 😏 
wait hold up 😒 ✋ please let me roll up 
i bet you a dime that i won't see him this whole weekend 😣 
i wish i didnt give my leather jacket away lol .. i wanna wear it tonight 😒 
my innocent look always works > :) -melon #score 😏 
new invention they just create d; blankets . rt USERNAME i'm cold . 
USERNAME i didn't say all that now 😑 😑 . 
i thought i was lookin a lil rough today but somebody proved me wrong , 😏 
it's beginning to look a lot like christmas ... loving #nobhill #p dx with USERNAME this chilly @ fat straw URL 
three day weeken d: ) than thanksgiving break . now i love school 
i think i'm gonna take a shower and get ready for nothing . . 😒 
both my plans got screwed for the night . #gah #bored #saveme 
USERNAME yes fml it's so annoying they're so obnoxious 😒 now i can't move my car it's part of the crime scene 
it's friday night at your sitting at home on twitter . ? ! ! ! ! 😂 cool me too 😒 
the only way you can act like the world's biggest dick is if you have it and , honey , you sure enough don't . so come down off the pedestal . 😒 
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i don't see how guys or girls can like the taste of vagina . #ew 
USERNAME USERNAME what kind beer you like and ha cocaine >.< i dont do that shit no more -.- 
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i wish i had a friend that'd be willing to come over and have a movie night , or vice versa 😌 #sick #bored 
what can i say 😏 i just know how ya feel lol 
get off work already .. been here since 10am iam soo exhausted ! ! ! 😁 😔 😣 
when USERNAME tweets but doesn't snap chat me 😒 ✋ 
my mom's husband is literally trying to make conversation about his big-ass shart at work today . why the fuck would my mom marry him ? #nasty 
i would have to be in columbus the same weekend as the georgia high school cheerleading competition ... so much perky 😒 
going to the movies with my da d: ) #lovehim 
selling a #gibson #sg special fade d: URL #electricguitar on #ebay 
omfg my mom would make spaghetti knowing i hate it 😒 
never fully understood the point of making your bed every morning .... 😒 
USERNAME definition of a follower of jesus christ ! & the definition of the best game ever playe d; football ! 
tired of looking into colleges and their applications . #bored #tired 
USERNAME ass so fat need a lap dance 😂 😏 
lost the remote ! now stuck watching some crazy show , with crazy people ! 😒 #fml 
i kinda wanna get up and do something but i can't get myself to move 😒 
i think i might can go use to you 😏 
even if we don't look at the camera we're still cute 😏 😏 😏 USERNAME URL 
i have no patience it's like the damn dmv at the barbershop sometimes 😒 
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USERNAME it's not pumpkin time when USERNAME has the pumpkin and she's going to salsa 😔 😒 😞 
i'm pretty sure i didn't sign up to hangout with my mom all night .. 😒 
i guess i waited too long to buy my ticket to go home for thanksgiving . i can't find anything now . 😑 
USERNAME wind in my house ? ! the windows are closed d: 
my ankles hurt so bad and my hands are so cold why did i not wear a hoodie d: 
USERNAME lmao eww 😣 ill be damned if they try sitting next to me on the plane 
USERNAME USERNAME all this talk about food is making me hungry ... 😣 #stahp #alreadyhad2dinners #anddessert 😨 😢 😣 
rt USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME the prayer of a sex trafficked chil d: URL viaUSERNAME #endhumantrafficking 
hiding behind my brother while watching this freaking scary movie ... d: 
for the night off but i'd rather be at work ! 😏 
USERNAME i might swing by 😏 haha hope your having fun ! 
USERNAME d; sadly . it's like every weekend . ix 
i knew mike brown wouldn't make it past a 5th game ... 😏 
this dude just asked if this place makes 4 inch subs . people are stupid 😒 
s/0 to USERNAME she's way to nice for her own goo d: ) always puts a smile on my face ! follow her ! 
well .... USERNAME used to follow me ... 😔 😖 😩 😭 
don't expect any texts after 8. oh we'll . 😒 
my stomach hates me for my diet this past week . 😣 
USERNAME 😒 ! yea i know idk what happened to me ! 
can i just get a new phone now please ? 😩 😒 ...... cracked pice of 💩 
USERNAME please scratch all of the skin off of the top of my back 😒 
how you gonna post a picture of your ass and not expect people to talk about it 😑 
USERNAME when you ask what they would like to drink and they answer with .. wtf 😳 😣 
in my hea d: hello my name is sir ... nice to meet you today 
chocolate cherry shake , spilled before it was consume d: ( perfect dessert gone to waste . it's a tragedy . 
my parents are at the fuckin outlets . 😒 good thing my boy is taking me to the movies ! 😁 
i used to kinda hate the way she dressed 😑 it was so .. normal 
raise that dress up .. oh you ain't got nothing on ? you knew you was gon fuck me huh 😏 
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USERNAME omg i hope , i saw the midnight premier last night , its a decently long movie but its really goo d: ) 
break a leg ! 😄 but seriously , break a freaking leg . i hate your guts . 😒 
boutta lay my ass in bedd and soon fall asleep cuz my belly hurting like shit >_< 
vail , winter park , and lovelan d; real estate and snowboarding all in 2 days . so glad to be home ! URL 
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this isn't how i want to spend my friday night . #bored 
and he has given us this comman d: those who love god must also love their christian brothers and sisters . 
and we are right back where we were ... 😒 
upper body workout , lets see what kind of hell i can put my body threw tonight 😏 
yep i knew it , taking out the anger of me . like normal , ugh . 😑 
why the fuck does my family make a huge show so what if i sleepy for 3 hours it doesn't mean anything they act like i killed someone >.< 
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let me go get something to eat and watch a movie >.< 
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just got home from work . my feet hurt 😣 
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adventuring ... it's getting cold bringing out the thicker beanie & a hoodie 😏 😁 @ euclid elementary school URL 
lol i'm sorry but do you not come on to every guy you see , i try it once and i get bitched at , okay than 😒 
aww you gotta be kidding me , i just got asked out another date ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
he really just told me not to ttlk nymore #rude 
and this is what god has testifie d: he has given us eternal life , and this life is in his son . 
it's beginning to look a lot like christmas ! 😏 🎄🎅 love itt 💁 
i'm so used to driving my tia's yukon . i scared myself driving the acura tl . too much power >.< 
zack ugly self put our convo on twitter 😒 😒 😒 
ugh .. drank that hot chocolate to fast ... my tummy ! >.< 
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when i start quoting mean girls and katelyn laughs at me 😒 bully . 
guys that take their sweet ass time picking you up for a date . 👊 😒 USERNAME 
every time i go somewhere with jake and haley older people refer to me as their mom . 😑 
USERNAME shitt i can't wait , i can barley keep my eyes open at night when i'm trying to feed her >.< 
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oh no my mom came d: quick pretend i'm asleep ! 
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USERNAME totally excited about #te dx rainier . will be a great day ! 
whhy isn't there a walmart in this town ! 😒 how do ppl survive ! ? seriously ... 
i wish i had someone to be lazy with ... thinks about it ? ..... nahh i'm straight >.< 
still haven't been to the crib all day ! 😒 tired af 
they didn't have my jordan's i wanted so i just got white addidas 😒 
my number 1 f a n , you know what that means 😏 
you tell me to trust you , and then you lie to me , are you stupid ? 😑 
#annoying when you go somewhere & everyone's coupled up . d; < 
now i'm never going to get homework done . 😑 
i hope she didn't take my shoes with her . 😣 
so everybody can sing when adorn comes on 😐 USERNAME 
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USERNAME araceli , i have a problem here ... 😑 
let see if my nigga wanna come n my twin better go 😒 
i only came for the bitches and the drinks 😏 
i don't even feel like going . just for the foo d: ) 
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USERNAME lucky is an under statement i ain't cheap and you're getting it for free . 😏 
why is it this cold , this early 😣 ❄ 
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if only i knew day glow round 2 was this weekend . 😑 URL 
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thank god i did laundry i've been wearing dirty underwear for 2 weeks ! #ew #gross 
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i hate when people lag on friday night plans 😒 
so i got a coke , took one sip and dumped it out . #gross 
i wonder how it is to have drunk sex ? 😏 😳 😁 😲 🍺🍻 
my body is so indecisive , i have my heated mattress pad on but my window open 😒 
i didn't know girls actually got naked in gym locker rooms #ew 👎 😥 🔫 
USERNAME i see you just snapped on me 😣 😢 
am i the only person that fuckin hates rain ? 😑 
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USERNAME la de da . twitter has lost it's jg mojo completely . #boring 
when your family keeps on asking you if you want food <<<< like no im not fucking hungry >.< so stop asking 
when i was singing to chris on the phone kast night>>>>>>>>>> he dont even know was gewd with my music country all dayy >.< 
i mean it is what it is if u look good ill put up with yo shit , for a little that is 😏 
hates looking at my phone and realizing i forgot to reply an important text 😒 
smfh if i knew this not talking shit with nobody was gon happen i shouldnt have came nor invited him 😒 
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USERNAME i knoww 👎 😒 which is why i really wish i came tonight 
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mary is all over howard like white on rice 😳 😣 #eww #gross #getsomewhere 😷 
just paid 2.19 for some mac and cheese at a 7-11 😒 😒 😒 late night cravings 😑 <<<< 
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USERNAME and USERNAME have great skills at taking creeper pics 😏 
picking my mommy up from the airport >.< #neveragainn ! 
this nigga talkin bout poppin mollys and goin to sleep .. 😑 what the whaa ! ! ? ? ? ? 
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it's amazing on how i already miss her voice . 😐 
beginning of third perio d: "who are we playing ? USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 
stuck babysitting my dumbass little sister on a friday night 😑 someone give me companyy 
😑 at school , feeling myself . @ dunaire URL 
my head is pounding . i feel like my head is gonna explode 😖 😥 
that moment when people ask me to chill & i say i'm busy , when in reality i would rather just nap😴 😐 . 
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i wanna hang out wiff my friends ! #allworknoplay 😔 😒 
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well it looks like i should have gone to the basketball game 😒 
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eating at jalapeño tree with USERNAME & kylie ! 👍 😏 #yummy 
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i wanna go home , cuddle up in bed and watch scary movies all night 😏 
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my eyes are so bloodshot i look high 😑 😕 
USERNAME bitch takes 3 days to reply to my tweet . i love you , i'm sure you feel the same . >.< hahhahhaha 
looking for friends ,,, i hate to be lonely as a cowboy sometimes . #cleveland #boring 
i wish my mom made me some fucking champurrado 😒 
so unlike me i left my kindle on the plane 😒 lucky for nice people they are keeping it for me to pick up tomorrow 
USERNAME uhh no .. ? i thought you were complimenting me on my skinny legs ... i guess not v.v 
my eye itches , hurt , &d red . >.< 
i keep thinking i have to get ready ... then i remember i have no life and i'm sitting home all night 😒 👌 #thuglife 
hahah exactly ! it's not too hard when you stand next to me 😒 😁 
brb . gonna go throwup cuz i looked at you #gross 
USERNAME ; lol , i don't have a boyfriend , though .. it's one of those 😌 😏 😑 
USERNAME wb's already corrupted her . hence me having to babysit her tonight 😒 #fawk 
who is trying to chill tonight ? i need plans 😏 😔 
today was not my day but USERNAME always changes my mood in the morning she's too funny and she did my hair >.< lol 
so i come home wearing my friends beanie . my mom started interrogating me because he was a guy . wtf d; 
this blows i don't get to see USERNAME this weeken d: ( 
USERNAME but , but ... i am a real cat ............ d: 
lol my phone stay dry ! ! ! but i don't trip cause the people i do text i know they real and there for me 😏 
you're not as smooth as you think you are . 😏 😂 
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perfect night for a bonfire with the homies ! 🔥🔥 😏 
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. fck these hoes . man they anybody btches 😒 
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USERNAME you just know this is going to be one of those >.< 
i just wanna go home already .... 😑 buut new happy boss means she leaves me alone lol 
dad was impressed with my legalization of weed paper so hopefully when he goes to colorado in a few weeks he brings me some presents 😏 🍁 
alicia needs to get off work . i'm soo bored ! 😑 
i would treat #oomf so right if he let me . 😏 
i always change like 10 times before i go out on a date 😒 lol 
i burned tf out of my arm ! now it looks all nasty and stuff ! it's aggravating me ! 😒 😣 😪 URL 
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USERNAME just about 18 hours ago i had 12 profile that had no pics or anything like my pics & the display pics look like female pornstars 😑 
i'm doin big things ! USERNAME knows ! lol 😏 
rule 1 at a softball feil d: don't joke about being lesbian or people will think you are one . #notlesbian #iloveboys 
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i have a feeling this is going to be a great weekend ... 😏 😏 😁😁👌 
#pain n #bored #bored #sleepy #thinking #wondering #sleepy #hungry lol 
i give great advice to people that need it . unfortunately that means i always end up #friendzoned 😒 
USERNAME ha i downloaded the app but i cant see em i can only send them all bad 😞 😣 
USERNAME she got out the shower before i could do anything . 😒 😒 
USERNAME bitch learn how to return ppls call back #rude 
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USERNAME well i was lighting my leg hair and decided to light my armpit hair . it burned more then i expected . >.< 
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got the buckle dudes number . adam is the best wingman ever ! 😏 
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most important thing to remember this weeken d: sunday is the marine corps b-day ! #usmc #america 
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USERNAME you dint tell me you were goin to dekaney & i know >.< 
and we are tie d: st . john's 26, milford 26. abrokaw with a 2 yd td , cummins xp . 7 :3 7 left in 4q . 
what happens when i go to have coffee with ju 😑 ignored for a phone ... betch 😕 URL 
so she just told me , i looked at her like 😑 . 
i'm to impatient to lay here for 20 min and tan . #bored lol 
mr . bon d: yeah ill dunk on him so hard my balls will be on his chin ! . 
today i will beat a personal recor d: more than 48 hours of continuous stay in airports+airplanes . 
i wish i had naturally curly hair like my sister , she doesn't have to do anything and it looks like it's been wanded 😒 
yes , i'm watching the notebook right now . 😒 on a friday night . 
USERNAME USERNAME yes i know that , but some people may just want a pancake 😐 
there are so many good movies out right now #neverhavetime 😒 
USERNAME pretty sure your the only one who likes them #nasty 
these bitches say they got a man but can't seem to locate the nigga 😒 
gotta finish my room so its not so ghetto >_< ..... 
omfg theres a hole in my cupcake blanket * throws up hands * yes im bout to turn tf up >_< 
that drove moment when i tell USERNAME to stop grabbing his junk and then does it more 😒 😂 
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i swear people got starring problems ! ! ! ! ! 😑 👀👀👀 
rolled my ankle soo hard today ! ! ! >_< 
i never thought i'd be in this position 😣 #disappointed 
kara is scoopin beef lomaine out of the container and eatin it 😑 
my sister is a sassy little thing ! i love it 😏 
only we go out to eat ice cream with this weather .. 😒 
not really looking forward to the 3 hour drive to the bay area in about an hour or so ... ugh . #tired been up since 7 this morning ! d: 
USERNAME alright i'm not gone talk to her at all tonight then . 😏 watch ! 
i'm so mad i didn't go wtff , i'm stupid 😔 😠 😒 
USERNAME of course , come over tomorrow ! jaanis will be here 😏 
oomf stay favoriting my shit but can't hmu 😒 😔 😞 😣 
i tell my mom i have to take a shit 💩 and she drives even slower 😑 
when i die , i want to be burried wearing chucks 😏 
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im the type of guy who would get assassinated of they ran for class president . 😒 
-knocking on USERNAME bedroom door- bruce ! bruce ! help me ! it's those owls ! they're targeting me ! dx 
don't call me ma .. i'm not your mom .. 😒 
after all these months i still find aj attractive . miss yew 😐 
okay so sat's in a few months .... && i'm a sophomore .. >.< 
pitchblack outside and its only 6pm .. disadvantages of daylightsavings . ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰ 😑 ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰ 
i can't never stay up late as i would like 😣 
someone just told me i look 16 .... i'm 20. 😐 
james bon d: double oh seven ... reportin' for duty ... 
USERNAME mrs monk had to come to my house ! my id wasn't working so she had to reprogram the whole thing and id .. 😒 😒 😒 🍼 
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walked right by USERNAME and she didn't even recognize me and ethel . #rude 
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i am never having one of these stupid babies again ! ! ! 😒 😠 
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its been so long why does it have 2 end 😒 
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USERNAME like you even know how to make a sandwich 😏 
my phones about to die .. only has 5%. too bad i don't think i'm getting up to charge it . 😏 
she thought she was doing someting 😏 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
waiting on da buddy to get off til den bore d: ( 
i hate waiting . ! i'm so hungry ! ! 😒 
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USERNAME you've never given me a shout out before 😣 
you can't replace what can't be replace d; that temporary shit don't amount to nothing . 
me & you together , baby i'm celebrating you tonight 😏 
i feel like its really late but its only 9 pm 😣 #bored 
USERNAME oh so you talk to me only cause your bored ? ! ? ); i thought we were friends d; </3 
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i am going to go crazy in this house ! >_< 
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chelsie always takes forever to put her makeup on 😒 #impatient 
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won't be able to sleep knowing that something something wrong with my car everyone know both my cars are like my children . 😣 😣 😔 
so scared sitting in my car at the movie theater by myself . never ever doing this again . #omg 😖 😢 👎 
the plan was to come in n clean up but i can't even turn up 😒 
every time i try to play desmond’s journey in assassin’s cree d: revelations my ps3 crashes . :( USERNAME USERNAME 
atleast i have two paragraphs of my essay done . its a start >.< 
i hate when someone ask me to buy them alcohol it's fucking annoying ! 😒 
USERNAME i drink but never tired drunk sex before . but now that i know yeah i don't wanna try it >.< 
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get yo drunk ass off twitter 😒 USERNAME bitch i am the club” 
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USERNAME it could be 75 degrees & you'll say 😏 
when my boyfriend gets a new video game<<<<<< 😒 👎 
everyone from my family is at my garage >.< . #lmfao 
stephany put my ass in the air on instagram >.< lol 
being a loser and catching up on dexter tonight 😣 
he just texted me with some dirty shit >.< lol only elii 
my sister is damn lucky i won't change dora ... 😏 😒 
i would give my niqqas a ride but ain't trynna get in trouble with my pops again , i already got pulled over today ... 😒 
your a whore . you did it to yourself . #sorrynotsorry 😏 
heat game🏀 😒 atl doing better than they should .. 
& this is prolly the time of night we start talking shit .. i bet i'm the subject of conversation today . 😒 
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-- USERNAME #ha #ha #haha #gtfo #leave #byye #rude #smh 
tell me baby is it wrong to let my hands do what they want ? 😏 
“USERNAME candidates for st . louis police chief reveale d: URL via USERNAME thoughts ? pray for peace in the #stl 
the #awkward moment when your sitting in the room with two people who are making out . like how can you be so #ignorant . #rude #ew #wtf 
i would like to go some where with my girlfriend .... 😒 if only ? 🙌 
when she talks shit on my dallas blanket >.< USERNAME 
someone come pick me up . im tryna be home right now . 😒 😔 
USERNAME honestly who da hell tryna live they life sober ? ? ? ? ? #boring lmfao 
he needa hurry up & take his ass home >.< 
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USERNAME youre in putt putt ? and he's bothering you ? eww i'm sorry >.< 
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USERNAME lol is so overused it was cool in 6th grade . 😑 
not when USERNAME and juju see me look a mess 😒 😒 😒 lmao 🙈 
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your fat and you stink , everything is wrong 😏 😂 😂 😂 
find out my friends aint invite to go chill ... 😒 ✋ #swerve 
my tv just don't work on channels 1-10 😒 😒 
ugh that shit made my stomach hurt . 😣 😖 
managed to snag another tattoo appointment ! ! it'll be a long , painful night and a crappy weeken d; totally worth it ! #nopainnogain 
i hope i still have the charm , have the luck . cause all these bitches & hoes look like so much fun , 😏 
i was about to b in bed but fuck it , goinn to get some more patron 😏 
can't believe i ran over a skunk smh #nasty 😩😩😩😩 
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i think niko got annoyed by me lastnight cause i was being so negative . well fuck , sorry >_< 
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you throw your head back laughing like a little ki d: ) 
feel free to get loose and get carried away 😏 
this girls voice << and you aren't my boss #goaway 😒 
community organizers: after peter denied him three times; jesus retort: feed my sheep ! your marching orders are to go into fiel d: sarah ! ! ! 
i dont wanna drink party for once , i want something chilling tonight 😒 
USERNAME you are soo funny i can't even handle it . i think i've heard that a million times 😒 
notorious . hope you guys did the family name prou d: USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME and everyone else . 
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i feel irritated but ain't nobody did nothing to me 😒 
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USERNAME d: did i win the nobel ? omg or the key to the city ? 
if so i'm going in uggs , victoria secret hoodie and sweats👌 😏 
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made a 3 1/2 hour ride 3 hours 😏 #speedy 
i can always count on USERNAME to retweet or favorite my tweets 😏 😄 
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USERNAME haha ! emma just tell me you dont gotta hide d; 
this is how it looks at 4 pm in palmdale >.< gonna be playing in 50-30 degree weather -_- @ ez 8 palmdale URL 
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fuck you people who are out on a friday night .. while i'm home bored 😒 👊 
someone should let me stay the night at there house . #bored 
USERNAME 😖 no bueno ! workman's comp ! haha ! 
instead of listening to music on xm radio , my mom blasts a talk show about praying .. for an hour 😐 😐 😐 
USERNAME lol going on a trip ill be back in a week 😒 
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USERNAME i am thisclose to losing my min d; if we don't get internet by tomorrow i will go ballistic . 
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making my bae some crab . shrimp peas n rice for dinner he be eating so goo d: ) 
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question pose d: how can james bond be a womanizer if they broke his balls in casino royale ? #skyfall 
me and addie gots full bellys , baths out the way , and now almost time for be d: ) that's how a mommy spends her friday night ! #proud 
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i wonder if these teeth whitening strips even work 😐 😬 
#iwillneverunderstand why i don't have a gf ! i'm sexy af ! 😎 😏 
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tire d: / don't want to go to bed ! 
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> ayee , thanks baby . pissed i ain't get the chance to see ya 😒 
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friday night and there isn't much of anything to do . #bored 
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kentucky metho d: outplay the other team on offense . 
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#highschooltaughtme too never take out a pack of gum in public ! or food/candy 😒 
i need a new product to tame my curls ! 😖 someone help , please & thanks . 
lols if you think you're hearing from me for the rest of the night . #deh 😒 
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and you girls don't look good with your red lipstick 😒 
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tonight is ..... 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
i needa shower and get ready for tonight 😏 👏🙌 
dress code for janesville school employees propose d: the code bans employees wearing suggestive and ... URL #janesville 
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! ! ! rt USERNAME everyone's in a damn relationship . how annoying 😒 
USERNAME partyn w my leftovers from dinner lol . and my remote 😑 
i missed two classes of drivers ed already . lol ima fail this class 😒 
got advanced on my world civ 2 benchmark 😏 😊 👍 
so i guess i didn't get the i wanted this friday but its whatever 😒 
taking toilet paper to the shop for cade's friends . #eww #weirdboys 
you better sleep over .... i took off work in the morning for you 😒 
haha this dude has tons of pictures of him smokin weed , and he also has pictures of him dressed up for church 😒 . #peoplethesedays #smh 
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yay hanging out with my cousins ☺ just waiting in my food ! my brother better not flake on this too since he's too cool for me now 😒 
lmaoo antonio is so gay has pictures of him and two guys shirtless with towels around thier necks and all sweaty -.- 😒 😂 
when i take , i sleep for a long ass time , idkw >.< 
i'm mad af slippery rock get to play michigan for their first game and it actually counts smh and i thought my coach had connects 😒 
stuck watching college basketball cause my channels don't work 😒 
for whether we live , we live unto the lor d; and whether we die , we die unto the lor d: whether we live therefore , or die , we are the lord's . 
- i've had the bag of hot puffs for more than 2 weeks , closed . something is wrong with me d; 
taco bell run with skylar and dad d: ) #yayayayy 
longest bus ride ever never craved tequilla this bad #bored #losingit #slaphappy 
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ain't nothing but a g thang bay bay . 😏 
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as the great walter wordsworth once sai d: i couldn't agree more . 
a soft place to lan d: ) (@ charleston international airport (chs) w/ 8 others) URL 
that awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone multiple times 😐 
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is it weird that i wish i was at work right now ? ! #bored 
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when people can't text you but they're tweetin their little hearts out ✋ 😒 
USERNAME none of the above 😣 i want to talk to someone , pero like .. i don't know what to say 😕 if that makes sense . 
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always keep in min d: a person's past can always linger in their present . 
why is my apartment always so damn cold ? d: 
i'm not 100% calm . i'm not 100% psycho . i'm 100% cool af . 😏 
USERNAME damn who you going w or what you gonna sell em 😑 
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home alone >.< hell naw thats the shiit i dont like ! ! ! ! 
voter frau d: obama won %108 of registered voters in ohio county 
just when i think i'm going home , bam my parents decide to go to somebody else's house >.< 
coming home to early birthday surprises 😏 👌 that's that stuff i like . 
words that come to min d: hot . oh baby . seasonal goodness . gingerbread with pumpkin i @ the flatbread company URL 
every tv in the house is turned to the tennis channel #hateit #blacksheep 
when vince finds bonnie bear khalifa having sex naked at higher park in the daytime #gross #yourclassyjustlike #yousayallthe #fuckingtime 
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#bored #jammingout in the living room ! ! ! #fakesmile #boredaf my teeth hurt 😣 😁🎧 text me @ tia pola's house URL 
USERNAME ugh , i know . my fault .. 😐 
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i know what i wanna do tonight . 😊 😏 
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#oomf is on that spanish speaking shit . 👍 😏 
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just getting started with christy . 😏 #wedding #screwdriver #downtown #sanantonio @ la orilla del rio ballroom URL 
pretty sure we'd have more competition against a peewee team 😑 
barack obama is nearing the fourth year of his presidency and the economy continues to languish . #nasty #whatthefuck #tcot 
i really need my eyebrows done ! ! ! but icant till they grow all the way out 😒 that's soo manly tho 😂 
i will get a bad case of nightmares . 😣 
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USERNAME don't guilt trip me into it woman d: in all honesty , it'd take like an hour and a half to get there because of traffic . ;_; 
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been in here almost 40 mins over because a customer wants to come in 1 minute till close 😑 😑 😑 
eat pizza wait for ira to text me back ugh (•_•) #bored ! 
the only two people who have ever said it was my ex and my boyfriend now 😒 stupid . 
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at a cocktail party where i can't have any cocktails 😒 
b o r e d #bored @ my home URL 
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phil jackson back , ? about to have these niggas like this 😤 😭 😕 😶 😑 
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the truth is that the jobless rate is far worse than obama will admit . #nasty 
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i can not stand abigail ! ! ! ! stupid hoe 😒 
my hip needs to fuckin pop but it don't want to ! 💢 😣 
gallop polling lists the unemployment rate at more than 10 percent and the rate at more than 19 percent . #nasty 
just got off work , time to enjoy the weeken d: ) 
i'm gonna start watching american sports all i watch is cricket . i feel left out . 😒 
USERNAME i haven't got paid 😑 they probably gonna sell out 
why have people been moaning outside my window all night ? did i miss something ? #ew 
hahaha you guys weren't even supposed to be here . #howembarrassing . 😏 
simply stated , far too many people cannot find work and even more people have only been able to find a temporary part-time job . #nasty 
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while that part-time job takes them off the list , it doesn’t take them off the economically endangered list . #nasty #boom 
s/o to USERNAME <~~ niggas , follow her now ! ! >.< ! ! 
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tv is broken and internet isn't working ... guess i'll go to bed now 😒 
- you told me you only date girls but yet your dated a hoe that looks like a toothpick >_< 
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coty d: what ever you do , don't take any chances in life or love ... ? ? ? 
i wish i could invite i guy that's atleast 21 to the bar with me and my co workers tonight 😐 
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have to get used of walking in high heels .. 😒 
USERNAME it's what happens when i've known you for 18 years 😐 😳 
not picture d: gandalf and dumbledore . @ rm champagne salon URL 
obamas policies will never produce a healthy economy . #nasty 
obviously her ! ! ! ! ! oh ! lol xd #bored 
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USERNAME thinks he's cool participating in 😒 @ phs stadium URL 
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all black everythin 😏 #ootn #ootd @ mi casa URL 
that man ... that man .... that dam man 😏 
does laying down alone , count as a fun friday night ? #dontthinkso #bored #lonely 
was gonna tweet something and forgot what it was 😒 
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lauren got all this sap music on her playlist . 😒 
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i got my toes in the water , ass in the san d; not a worry in the world , a cold beer in my han d; life is good today , life is good today :-) 
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alright somebody being petty 😒 lemme make this call before somebody get cussed tf out 
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i can't believe it is friday , feels like time is standing still . #bored 
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why does jamie gotta cut my hours like this >.< 
thor has got to be the longest movie i've ever watched #bored #lost 
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trust gets me almost killed , love gets me hurt and being real gets me hated 24/7 ..... 😒 👍 😒 well alright then that's how it'll be 
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took my nails off . now i feel like i can't function . 😣 💅 
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remy martin on the rocks and some netflix ............... 😒 😔 😕 😞 so sick of being poor . 
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john has 32 cookies and eats 28 of them ...... what does john have ? diabetes ..... john has diabetes . 😐 
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i need some time .... alone for a while probsly 😕 😏 
look at this thing on my bed 😒 😒 she need to get off my room is free of cat hair and is going @ inthelandof4eva URL 
dl made me love the wor d: badge ! ! lol #csiny 
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,# oomf still didnt answer me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! c`mon now ! >_< 
getting home and realizing the necklaces you just got just so happen to be your ex's initials<< #onlyme #wtf 😒 
USERNAME tomorrow night ? ? i'm getting ready for bed cuz i gotta be up early tomorrow 😒 
USERNAME i would kill for a piece of candy right about now ! too bad no cheat meals for another week 😒 
my first night staying in for a longg timee . 😒 
the ending to assassins cree d: revelations is bullshit . 
maybe i should start my homework that was assigned 2 weeks ago 😒 😣 
and it's maintenance tomorrow ... 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 👍 
hey joe , where's duffy been ? ? miss the wkef22 ... you were my news guy when i was a kid , now you're my p dx news guy ! thank you ! 
USERNAME 😒 😒 oh okay . u think you fancy . 
correction , i misread the box score . carlino with 5 assists and 0 (rea d: zero) turnovers . 
flannel pajamas and reading in be d: perfect friday night #oldladysolutions 
confirme d: the adventure time comic by USERNAME is the best thing ever . sorry , sliced bread – it was a good run . 
trey is that nigga , wouldn't be me if i ain't get alittle nasty 😏 
can i get off work already so i can enjoy this weather 😒 ☔❄⛄ 
i hate how all these girls at her party go to the same school and they telling stories that idk anything about . i'm just sitting here like 😐 
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i don't ever want to be 1,600 miles away from you 😖 😢 😭 
USERNAME the one night i'm at l&b man 😒 miss yo' fache 
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totem pole fun . #totempole #sketch #bored #somebullshit #tagjusttotag #fuckery @ cat tattoo URL 
lost my key to my guitar case . good thing it's unlocke d: 
guy landri edi just threw down the sickest dunk ever . front row payin off big ! ! #nasty #gozags 
i want logan to go but he won't 😏 😐 
USERNAME not you ! gosh jesse ! you're so annoying ! ! ! d:< lmfao jk 
my mom thinks every asian actor is jackie chan . 😑 
it's seriously been alomst two weeks since i've had power 😒 #wheresmyelectricity #pleasecomebacksoon 💻📡📺📻📠⏰🚿🛀💻🔅💡🔦 
finally done with prep ! see you tomorrow ! (@ te dx rainier) [pic]: URL 
hah i can get spitfire now . too bad i need 10000 more bits to get her >.< 
i don't even know how i feel about that play i just went to .. 😐 
think of my head on your chest and my old faded blue jeans . 😏 
yummy , nothing like throwing up at work . 😒 
about to have another sleeping session .... cause my dad can't let me sleep in peace . 😒 
look at iu whip out those 3-pointers . 😆 😏 #hoosiers . #hoosiernation 
cramps << this means my dvr is my bff tonight ! 😒 
i get better wifi connection out in the middle of my yard than i do laying in my bed . 😒 #thatsuseful 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm not convinced the season is a wash just yet . but ask me jan 1st when the winter classic isn't on 😏 
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after being online for 5 years , the rick roll page has finally been remove d: URL 
1 for 18 missed 3 pointers . are you serious .. 😒 
don't text dova back day omg i love that shit y'all 😑 
i just want to ruin the boy i used to talk to for cheating on me .. so tempted 😖 👿 
USERNAME the only type of girls i like . you know me so well mariah ! 😂 😏 
hey USERNAME i like your sweatpants they look nice 😏 😂 
bought a super comfy blankyy who wants to cuddle . 😏 😏 
once again idnt share >_< , fuck u hoes . ! 
a box if wine and some lana ? ill take it .. 😏 🍷 #foreveralone 
i'm sorry , but no shave november is revolting . #ew 
USERNAME USERNAME omg he did that to me too ! #gross 
i'm going to have to only long day tomorrow 😳 fuck it 😏 🏃💨💪💪🏆🎉🍻💃 
proud to say noo fucking body takes care of me buh me ! i can hold my fucking own no matter watt at the end of tha day i'm maintaing 😏 
not sure i like this pay check ... 😒 morg_han #morganistherealfag @ moniz tallow co . URL 
USERNAME ugh ! this is so not fair 😖 if we go to la they'll go back to the uk ... hmm what to do .. ? haha 
men say women should come with instructions 😒 what's the point ? ! it's not like men read instructions anyways 😏 
a box of wine and some lana ? ill take it .. 😏 🍷 #foreveralone 
s/o to darren for taking my brother . 👌 😒 
clueless as to what's wrong with my brother 😳 😐 😕 
can't handle being in this house anymore ..... #bored #help #saveme 
i'm so glad i have my own lifetime car d: ) 
USERNAME but you do cause you sent me those pics doe . i guess i will be forced to send the first text 😒 
USERNAME same he texted me first outta no where today ! but we actually hadda convo and its still going >.< 
USERNAME you know it girl 😏 hook you up with all the nicest clothes in new york . ^.^ 
USERNAME haha that sounds great ! i don't even graduate c school until february 😒 
but i waited all summer for this opportunity 😔 😒 
frien d: what did you do last nite ? me: got laid (star fucked). 
USERNAME i know ^.^ , and im hip -.- , she stay being a bitch >.< 
USERNAME no natty bob at the store , got a 12er of brooklyn instea d; sad , considering i’m watching the wire 
caalm your nuts , i know it was ☝ goosh 😌 😒 
keke i'm my neww room so much un packing aiyaa d: URL 
my boyfriends mad fake were on skype and he won't go on cam 😒 
20 min later: da d: brian i got a flat on the highway .. USERNAME 
i really should be working on my paper , instead i'm laying down being lazy . 😏 
i got off at 915 and i still havnt goten picked up 😑 #nocarproblems 
told you so . i can spot a #thirsttrap from a mile away 👀 😏 
all these 1's .. lol time to go to the strip club . 😏 
why does my face have to get so red when i drink liquor 😒 #irishprobz 
mexican parents literally yell when they are talking on the phone ... like ... they can hear you ... 😒 
fuckk here we go , here we go again ! lets get it . 😔 😒 
my friends are out partying and i'm home cause of work . 😒 
pardon me , but you are and have obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a fuck .. 😒 ..... 👊 
why is there porn on my home page . #gross #gtfo 
ima just sit here while USERNAME gets drunk ... 😒 
james and jessie and isaiah were tryna get me to look at dirty things today at lunch d; 
i want to stick my dick , straight into your face , girl . 😏 
awesome guide on marijuana by the sp d: URL thanks for the heads up USERNAME and USERNAME 
i gotta ex old man and an ex best girlfriend . 😏 
and they said theyll be here in15 minutes 😑 its been almost an hour thats not 15 minutes 
i have nobody to talk to ! ! 😔 😏 
guess it's bout that time i get my eyebrows done ! 😐 
i always regret watching horror movies 5 minutes into the movie .. 😒 
my brother told me it was going to be hot so i came in shorts ! d:< 
since there's nothing else to do in a hotel room with my parents i guess i might as well go to bed #bored #noteventired 
USERNAME what i would give for u to be in my presence right now ... #drinkin #bored 
thank you for my s/o USERNAME :) you know my friday nights must always end jamming you ! you know i need to hear my jt or my t d: ) 
USERNAME hahaha touché ! i definitely saw him staring at me though . sometimes you can just feel the stares 😳 #nomegusta 😐 
USERNAME khalia i'm the cutest out of the both of us so just face it ugly girl 😒 
USERNAME i trie d: ( apparently thats what i said last time ? 
marissa poked me on fb ... yeah she wants me 😏 USERNAME . 
how am i suppose to have my f to a c- in 4 days ? d; 
talking to a bartender about how beer taps are not labelle d: they say it's cause your from colorado and you people smoke too much weed there ! 
tired of you having that satisfying feeling that i'm not going anywhere .. 😒 
merrillville 50, carroll 0, 3q . carroll is getting what was coming for them 😏 
can't deny it , i kinda do wanna move to texas ! >.< :d USERNAME 
hope my grandma hurries up so i can shower . 😒 
illustration friday: tree with animal friends in a pop up car d: illustration friday is fun to play along with . ... URL 
USERNAME i am so happy you were finally able to get a te dx video ! i will not rest until it goes viral ! 
that awkward moment when you leave your house for the night and your mom tells you you look like a ... 😑 
yeah tview was pretty wide today .. i got knocked over and shoved 😒 
not getting to talk to you anymore annoys me ... 😞 😒 
times like these >> in the middle of know we're clearing my mind steady missing someone in my life thoe 😒 but fuck it its duck season 
right when i come in the house from work milo roll over on his back for me to rub his belly ... why can't i have this kinda treatment ? ? 😐 😕 😠 😡 
USERNAME look what you've done ;) haha es tu culpa >.< lol 
vallarta's tastes so much better when you're eatting it on your couch watching svu . 😏 
i want to make a shirt that says 😏 🍺 
i'm such a chicken when it comes to being home alone 😞 😒 😒 😣 
rt USERNAME getshave d: we are serving up at cal state la from 11-2 ! ! everybody needs a little desert for lunch ... URL 
whatever 😒 at least barbara knows what's she's doing #sharktank 
why she have to be so hairy ? ? d; 
truth be tol d: the only excuse for cheating is because you wanted to . 
truth be tol d: the only excuse for cheating is because you wanted to . 
oh no ! :-( rt USERNAME USERNAME i'm on day 12 too 😒 
did she just called me a taco ? 😒 😂 #funny 
fuck man , way to kill my fucking mood ! ! 😒 
the fact i been outside meshells house for like 15 mins now waiting on her 😑 
USERNAME uggh mama and papa bear won't let me 😑 😑 😑 
terps fans just booed a kid wearing a uk shirt . #disgusted . get it together cats . #bbn 
i think it's time to go home now .. 😒 
USERNAME why are your suits so expensive ! ! ! d: 
😒 guys come on font fall for this . don't be thirsty . 
apparently i ha d: 8 shots , 4 rum and cokes , 2 beers , and 2 hits on tuesday night . #wakingupinaditchandfeelinglikeabitch 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME it's an add on to the convo we heard yesterday ... the results lol #disgusting 
goodnight ..... tomorrow will be better than today even if it kills me 😵 😑 ✌ 
ok . think it's a joke ! promisee ill laugh last 😏 
i'll be up for quite a while 😒 #musictime jk i'm about to play endless rounds of air hockey ! wait i can do both at the same damn time ! #fwm 
USERNAME girl you be killin em #throwback #anthem #bringback #swag 😏 
cont’ d: bruce lee , justin bieber , ron weasley , darth vader , and the guy from the commercials . 
se eu tinha alguma duvida em relação a deixar o meu cabelo grande ou cortar ... não tenho mais >.< 
being sick literally is miserable , and having to wake up early in the morning . 😔 #yuck 
USERNAME lmao , my mom tends to burn the damn cookies .. so i never get to enjoy any unless i make them . >_< 
i dont know anyone in ladera 😒 so annoying when i wanna go eat at some random café & idk where tf to go 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yes indee d: ) 
when they tell me i have to at&t over until 3 am 😒 #ohhey18hourshift 
yay ! ! #p dx indigo girls @ arlene schnitzer concert hall URL 
headache again , so calling it a night . 😖 
hour one of study weeken d: i'm already bored . 
love when USERNAME knocks her whole entire glass of beer all over the table and on me .... #yayy #myscentisbeer 🍺🍻 😏 
yu can fool tha world buh yu can't fool zee tuh ! 😒 ✋ 
who wants to kick it , i have the car👌 😏 
USERNAME umass conference recor d: 2-4 ... prov conference recor d: 3-2 ... #yournotarealfan #educateyourself #srclassthinksyourpositive 
i wanna try to break night with someone 😒 . 
USERNAME help . my husband is ad & i've been dx w metastatic cancer . we're in shock over the cvge diff angelapollock468USERNAME 
wreck it ralph ! i'll see you soon sonic 😏 
when they tell me i have to stay over until 3am 😒 #18hourshift #gonnadie 
ughh sucks that everyone is tryin to make plans tonight & i miss my friends dearly but priorities first 😒 #sobersally #athleteproblems 
ever since i moved i haven't been able to find a single pair of my steve madden shoes . & i had like 20 .. 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME all from the top of my head 😏 
who loses a whole blunt ? ! lmfao , i do .. 😔 😒 🙍 
this is an awesome girls night ! ! ! ! 😐 USERNAME USERNAME 
my mom highly dislikes when i go out with my friends but she's cool if i go out with a guy ? like mm 😒 
USERNAME you saw that picture ? ! ! dx fuck noo . 
USERNAME USERNAME that was last year and yes and the fakes i thought they were real when i ordered them 😑 
USERNAME lol yes ! but he's all the way in oklahoma 😒 and i'm back in the er i better get better by next sat ! 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 
eighty-three percent of doctors surveyed are contemplating retiring within the next five years , because of obamacare . #nasty #boom 
learning what history has unlearne d: chsh -s `which rc` 
frien d: can i call you ? me: yeah ... frien d: i just called , why didn't you answer ? me: i said you could call , i never said i would answer .. 
USERNAME when kristen leaves and you get all upset :( thats how you know its bestfriend d; * 
on a scale from 1 to ryan goslin ur about a negative brad pitt #awk #ew 
but on the up side of everyone being home this weeken d: did almost 1/2 my hw already ! :) 
within the next two decades , americans will face a doctor shortage in the hundreds of thousands because of #obamacare . #nasty 
somebody save me from this boredom ... so much for my hopes for a fun weekend 😒 
USERNAME i actually thought you were too ! ! until now ... 😱 well that's pretty dope . 😏 
USERNAME it has been a long time .. too long ! hope u r doing great and hope i get to see u soon :) o and i missed u halloween weeken d: ( 
USERNAME USERNAME hey guys guess who else is gonna be at state tomorrow ... 😏 
USERNAME where the hell did you see hippos ? d: 
fuck just busted my apple headphones .... god damn skrillex ... >.< 
USERNAME 😂 😏 😂 😏 😂 😏 😂 😏 😂 #loveme 
random tweet: i had a dream about someone & woke up with jon b's song in my hea d; they don't know . hmm . 
i wonder who it is , cause i'm dien to know ! 😒 
don't say one thing then do another , that gets to me every time 😒 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 24 others URL 
my #tl full of varina kids ! ! ! 😒 
no i'm not hungry but yes i am about to eat this whole bag of hot fries within 10 mins #myfridaynight 😒 
USERNAME - 😒 leave my yoga pants out of this lol 
about to spend $150 on old navy clothing for work -.- but they're cute so they just won't be work clothes 😏 
i'm sleepy but i'm going to get started on this homework 😖 
everything seemed so good ... && now it's back to the same ol shit ! 😒 
wait ! this episode is about me ! ! USERNAME #angermanagement #nee dx anaxtogetthroughmyworkday 
my mom was in here dancin to 🎶dont drop that thun thun thun🎶 😐 😐 😐 😐 😒 shoot me now 
i bought carlos a patrik willis jersey but damn i want one too but i don't wanna match with him ... weird 😒 didnt think this through grr 
little kobe with my bff . i bet USERNAME is jealous 😏 
there's nothing like making out with someone right after they smoke a cigarette . that's me being sarcastic 😒 
USERNAME okay , i gotta finish law & order ... there's a marathon 😏 
USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 you a clown yo ! 😂 😂 😂 
cnt stnd dudes that wont give up ... boo plz im good ... im tryn to njoy tha crd game dx ck is not my motive ! ! 
USERNAME i am a sadistic human being who watches such a televised show 😏 
USERNAME he has hella shit that slaps you just havent been searching hard enough 😏 look up smile back , too 
so tomorrow's our last competition at gv and im just a lil anxious >.< 
USERNAME id give you some of my 4loko but i drank it all d: 
USERNAME how'd you know i was in galena park ? d: 
me: i like your shirt him: thank you his frien d: owe man she fine .. me: i know right ! him: can i have your name & number ? me: im afraid not 
2013 and you still cant hang 😒 💔 😢 💔 😪 💔 
the girls in your grade to me then be all buddy buddy with them . #gross 
i would give my sister my tickets to the ou game tomorrow , i'm not sure what's with me lately 😏 #bestsisteraward 
the lazy feeling you get when you don't workout for a few days . #notgood 😐 
alan from the hangover looks like my dad . they act nothing alike but they sure look alike . just my luck . 😒 
the closer you get to go d; the further you get from certain people . 
USERNAME answer your fucking phone ! ! 😠 😡 😩 😒 ✊🐙🔥👊💢 
when USERNAME doesn't text me back 😔 😔 😔 😒 😒 <<<<< 
my mom isn't giving me my food cause i won't say mommy 😒 👊 
USERNAME ugh lucky ! they're like one of my favorites . i've seen mumford and sons 😏 
ohkay , i know the weather sucks , but you guys can all stop tweeting about how much you hate me 😏 #ihatewintertoo #shesarealbitch #icystreet 
when people make huge messes at restaurants and just leave it #rude #irksme 
USERNAME the last two dances i've been to i wore navy and of course the cutest dresses i've seen are what color ? navy 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME is that supposed to be a smart comment with me name 😒 
doctors are becoming politically active to fight for a paycheck ! ! #nasty ! ! ! 
making embossed star ornaments at the kids table of the supportland party ! (@ a dx portland) URL 
for all you losers at home doing nothing; i'm going to the movies ... with my parents .. so boom 😏 
skrillex is only doing one concert in america and it's fucking missouri .... >.< 
USERNAME idkk lmao with vanessa too >.< lbvs . maybe cuz i do it too much lol 
USERNAME tess no pls i don't know when i'll be able to see it ! ! d: 
i might not be getting fucked up tonight but i still have tomorrow to get me fucked up >.< 
USERNAME who comes to missouri on thanksgiving week ? lol you know everybody is going home right 😏 
at a lettering and screen printing workshop ! USERNAME #wemakep dx @ magnetic north URL 
USERNAME hell yea lol 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 i'm not liking this ha :( 
USERNAME lol freaking idiot >.< alright my niggeerr ! ! 
watch this chick call me when the laker game come on lol 😒 
hey brandi what are you doing tonight for your birthday ? :) nigga i'm on myspace 😒 
USERNAME yeah ... i wish 😑 love you doe boo boo💞 
mad af -____- ima pass these tests tuesday ! ! ! >.< 
watching old kids movies iused to like #allbymyself . 😣 
making a second taco out of that double tortilla 😏 
advantages to having cats rather than a boyfrien d: they sleep as much as i do #perfect 
crazy USERNAME bought me an ipad mini case , but the thing is i might not want to get an ipad mini . over-confident 😒 
USERNAME ohh haha . tonight is pretty boring . 😒 
bran dx with russell brand USERNAME better be good- waiting outside in the cold is not my thing🙅 
sometimes i wish i was like every other normal 20 year old out there 😒 
USERNAME noo 😒 i begged you not to ! ! 
uk better pull their heads out of their asses .😬 😒 
yes mom you can just leave me here at home ! alone ! with nothing to do eating chocolate & watching tv so yeah go have fun with out me >.< 
USERNAME wtf ? my phone spazzed out and i couldn't finish the last round 😔 😒 
USERNAME be prepare to to sell an organ for the ticket . i paid 200 for mine last time 😒 
i don't wanna go to sleep so early 😕 😐 
to attempt to put a new screen protector on my iphone and risk the chance of bubbles , or not to ... that is the question ... 😑 
hate when somebody dm me and says every 5mins like i fucking know that 😏 
the awk moment when your boobs are too big for your bra .. 😑 
this creepy old hobo lady just got on the bus and she's drunk as fuck hitting on all the young guys in here . #ew 
or just continue to listen to those songs that bring back memories rather then those that illustrate in my head the way i feel v.v 
i swear i'm soo nice ☺ ... well when i wanna be bitch 😏 
november has got to b the worst month for me every year since tragedy struck my life 4years ago , but life goes on and so has mine 😣 😞 😢 
tough loss , had 18 & 6 lost by 9 to lee academy smh 😒 we getting this w tomorrow 
i don't get why john feels its okay to fart in my face ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME *gasps* ! ! ! is that all we were ? ! ? oh goodness noo ,… #rude 
she dnt fckn get it 😔 😞 😒 😩 😧 
when people come in to eat at like 945 it's kinda like go home bitch can't you see we're closing ? makes me wanna shoot myself 😒 🔫 
literally so stressed out i just wish it were tomorrow night 😣 
varano's project ! ugh ! ! ! ! 😒 😒 😒 
#curlyhair problems #picstitch 😒 😒 @ rockaway ave & e . valley stream blvd URL 
i'm such a flirt and that ruin a lot of stuff . >.< 
getting your nails done is great an everything until one comes off holy fuck 😫😩😤 😣 
i don't wanna smack a n***a no more ! ! ! 😏 😂 😂 😂 
my momma shops and shops and swears up n down that she has no clothes and her closets full 😑 
my best friends are black and some how people always think i'm racist that don't know me personally .. just cause i talk spanglish .. 😑 
i hate when my mom comes into my mom and thinks i've fallen asleep with the tv on .. wtf i was watching that ... 😒 
shots shots shots ! ! ! w/ my besties USERNAME && USERNAME 😏 🍹🍸🍻 @ 123 burger shot beer URL 
USERNAME i knoww .. not cool at all >.< but how you been ? ? ? ?/ 
USERNAME no i didn't , i didn't wanna look >.< 
i better go to sleep before i get in that mood 😏 
USERNAME -_____- i'm not acting brand new at all ! don't act like you don't remember how i fucked with you all the time 😒 😠 
lol USERNAME said i wasnt going to have birthday dx 
not feeling having to walk 5 loong blocks with these heels 😒 
but i cant even keep a guy to save my life d: #singlegirlproblems #foreveralone #ilikefoodbetter 
i've came to the conclusion that i hate absolutely no one in this world . forreal tho .. hate is such a strong word #hateit 
trying to convince this bitch to get a cut buddy but she making excuses 😑 😒 faceass 
wanting to hate someone so much but you can't 😑 i'm too nice 
USERNAME well a lot of people still hated me . d: and i'd like explode of sadness if i didn't get to visit ... :c 
no this 7foot 1 motherfucker did not square up to take a shot 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
stop making me feel bad 😒 at least i even went over there . 
i hate being sick and getting in trouble ... cause my mom wont even feedd me lol #rude 
damn is cece gonna complain the whole weekend about homecoming 😒 
might call it a night soon .... 😒 need to get over this cold 
so much for that and so much for my boots… 😭 😞 😒 
when michael and ethan get together <<<< 😖 🔫 #soannoying #gayprankcalls 
hey dan , guess where i'm at ? 😏 😏 
USERNAME i said 😏 ” 😊 thanks jay ! ”you whale cum . 
gonna get pierced up tomorrow . >.< can already feel my ear burning up . 
#nowplaying jump ya body - dub mix by kill the noise on #spotify #killthenoise #ughh #nasty #evil #edm #dub URL 
i dont give a fuck if you have more followers than me ! >_< i dont really care if ppl follow me ... if they like what i tweet cool stop hating 
USERNAME banks are hard cause of school d: but i cant start looking for a new one till i get back from mexico . 
i wish oomf could go to trey songz with me but noo 😒 
USERNAME we shoulda taken a picture ! d; #toodope #swaggedout 
USERNAME it's chilling waiting for wings & cheese fries 😏 
i fucking hate when i drop my phone on my face 😒 
USERNAME you are the most awkward person on earth no matter what you do ... 😏 
USERNAME im thinking about it ! haha . it makes me mad . 😒 
USERNAME haha , i love me too d: lol , jk . miss you ! 
someone save me from my perpetual boredom ! ! 😒 😐 😫 
USERNAME that’s why you’re on the naught list………. 😏 🙊🙎 
USERNAME USERNAME we finished the last night & guess who bought a 96 integra typer block with complete head& manifol d: ) 
co-workers wanna roll to may garden 😖 😒 foh i never eating that shit again 😷 
talking shit on someone via the internet is really mature , congrats dude . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME well sam i am a funny gal 😏 
USERNAME hahaha d'aww :'c i know not like that energy pill is any better ! jaykay but i might come a little early i'm bored 😑 
if one more person tells me i look like a teacher with my glasses on 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME what . why don't i work there ? ? d: 
just turned the ky game on ... a little too close for my liking . common boys ! 😼 🏀 
just watched my knicks win and now USERNAME is making me a sandwich .. i'd say tonight is a good night 😏 
i never get out of my job on time >.< 
home by myself on a friday night because USERNAME ditched #fun 😒 
hopefully this software update for iphone fixes the stupid wifi bug 😒 
USERNAME 😣 its so boring & i jst woke up hungry 😩 
my family likes to ditch me , so i'm home alone , bored .. 😒 😩 
my moms so drunk & annoying dear lord 😒 🔫 
man vs . ink droppin' knowledge . #wemakep dx @ magnetic north URL 
eww &he makes tacos out of it and sales them to his customers and he says it's hella good . #gross 😷 
USERNAME no salt , but y'all don't have a band either ... just drums . who took that w tho 😏 20-0 
my little cousin is talking about how she 's tired of being tied down and that she'd rather have a hook-up buddy . she's 12 ! 😒 
lea d8 13 set-up in progress 👍 @ tampa convention center URL 
i can't be around somebody that ain't bathed in months #yuck 
being lazy #me #lazyday #lazyfriday #tgif #fat #single #nocar #prettylittleliarsmarathon #myfriday #bored URL 
about to get drunky with the fam ! USERNAME USERNAME oh and with USERNAME 😏 
come home to mami , you work too much ! >.< 
i'm in decied if i should go party or go eat posole and tamales tomorrow night 😏 ❔❔❔ 
i'm soo tired .. and its only 9 :3 0 😑 
wanted to go the game but like always . . . no ride 😔 😔 😒 
cali in harlem USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #trvpg xd #asap #blader @ harlem worl d: lenox ave divisi URL 
investigation of raleigh developer carolyn grant moving forwar d: an assistant u . s . attorney held a conference ca ... URL 
s/o to USERNAME #bestmomaward and s/o to USERNAME i guess for being kewwl 😏 
USERNAME yes , my feelings are constantly hurt but by nothing you di d; you're my escape from reality . 
USERNAME lmao >.< whats it called wen someone dates sumone ugly but the last girl was better ? aint ther a word for that 
well this is gonna be a fun friday night .. #sarcastictweet 😒 
USERNAME could give two shits . least i know i'm not a pussy ass bitch that my mommy has to get involve d: ) 
hey dan , guess where i'm at ? 😏 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME same 😡 😡 when i see him i want to 😑 🔫 
i want some peanut butter covered strawberries so bad >.< 
#nursing #job in #pikesville , m d: rn (prn) at fresenius medical care URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i keep looking at facebook as if its going to look different . #bored 
this my first time not being able to watch my lakers play . 😐 #lakergang 
im so bowlegged 😒 that i trip myself when i run 🏃🙍 
by far one of the best nights i've had in awhile ! 😏 
it is november . we're going to die in december and ain't nothing happening tonight . 😑 
no great sacrifice to boycott lousy foo d: applebee's & papa john's 
this is our hotel .. i feel like i'm going to get murdered ! d: URL 
bitch i'ma get a butter-knife and cut yo nipple off 😒 ...... 
USERNAME 😒 yes , noel is on my bad list . 
USERNAME it might be awhile 😒 they acting like we didn't close 30 minutes ago 
wow ..... going through my tweets . i'm either drinking , hungover or eating . 😐 
USERNAME though i imagine for you i'd have to cook it ... medium ... d: 
no one can ever hold my attention ... #bored #thisiswhyimsingle 
mun itb tiasa nyieun cem ocw , e dx , atawa platform diajar daring lianna , budak teh ka warnet rek diajar , lain ngabokep . 
i'm moving 😖 this really can't be happening . no no . 
USERNAME lol you know it's true ! all these 😏 
gotta be in hillsboro at 10 in the a . m . tomorrow . 😒 
i think everyone already knows i'm getting them beats for christmas .. >.< 
i want a jeep wrangler so bad . 😒 😩 
when they ask for a picture to use as the contact 😒 😒 go follow me on instagram and take a pic of a pic ! 
nya always fckin' with me 😒 liike i got time for the guurl . 
ate that chili , i'm full now ! haven't took a nap today i feel like a toddler 😖 .. 
USERNAME i lost USERNAME shirt at band practice 😖 😭 
USERNAME no it wasnt 😐 i was enjoying those munchies and you took them away ): 
watching this show 1 girl 5 gays - on youtube its a good funny show lolol >.< :d 
this guy is the worst waiter ever ! #rude 😠 
USERNAME USERNAME of course , you know i'd text you but uhh , i don't have your number duude . d: 
USERNAME that fools inspires , legit lol . n it should take you a cool ass minute to go on youtube n search for one song ... 😏 
USERNAME he told us both two days ago the only reason he harassed us is because he liked us ... 😭 😖 😷🔫 
but i have to work at 4 >.< oh well lol 
frien d: i wonder how a guy feels when they slap another guy on the butt during a baseball game .. haha ! #lovemyfriends #sometimesiwonder 
USERNAME ayye ! i got a dirty mind ;) all i think about is fu*king all the time ! lol baby , then put a ring on it ! ! ! ! >.< 
sat-11/10 st . johns theater & pub URL #p dx 
USERNAME i can fly , damn ian mean to tell you dat >.< 
USERNAME i lost my USERNAME shirt at band practice 😖 😭 
quick stop at the pharmacy to get something to get rid of this nasty sinus headache 😣 . 
the moment when you can't call or txt because your phone is reported stolen >.< 
and now i remember why i choose to be single 😒 #cantdeal 
i gotta bring out my thug shyt cuz she not listening 😒 😠 
i swear dre better not call my mama , i already know her lame ass gone say yeah 😒 
korean barbecue with USERNAME #p dx #portland #dinnertime #roommate #postgrad @ toji korea grill house URL 
#fetlife is an abuser's perfect cover . search URL will force cracks for the sunlight we nee d: URL 
don't be a whore ... you have a boyfriend . 😒 
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vodka is made from potatoes , potatoes are vegetables , and vegetables are good for you . i guess i should drink ! 😏 🍸 
just like that back to boerne i go .. i'm always traveling .. 😑 
USERNAME lmao omg i wanted her to turn around >.< 
meghan you have a better chance at being a vs than i do ! ! 😒 
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“USERNAME going with USERNAME on USERNAME 4 dea d; 1 goofball filmguy in jail and a nation waiting to learn what happened ! thank you sir ! 
brunch date with my baby at torches tomorrow so cute 😏 
imma be honest , i can care less about anybody and their grudge against me , life goes on and my life just gotten brighter thanks to go d: -) 
everybody and their mother wants to hang when i have food poisoning ... of all nights .. of course 😒 😩 
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that bitter sweet moment in life . #starbucks #vscocam #chocolate #cream USERNAME 😏 ☕ @ alderwood mall URL 
i wanna dye my hair light brown but i miss my burgundy hair so i wanna dye it that too but i dont know #confused #help d; 
have too much energy right now , and it's annoying me 😑 #weirdiknow 
just ruined my hair now i get to get it cut off ... ugh 😑 my night is ruined 
USERNAME nah i got it waayy after the test >.< 
USERNAME i was still shaking after half an hour 😖 😖 
to whoever robbed dq tonight , i really hope scaring the fuck out of two innocent girls was worth the 100 bucks you pocketed #disgusted 
my babe is asleep , & im just here , bored asfuck 😒 
my fat ass one hand uncle undressing in the kitchen down too his boxers <<<<< 😒 😖 😷 
okay even though i was just talking shit about halo , i'm gonna play halo 4 cause i'm bored 😒 
USERNAME i'm sorry i really am :'( omg . i'm so stupid 😖 . next friday forsure . imma put an alarm to remind my self . 
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USERNAME that isn't shit compared to the other night me and zo were together 😑 URL 
USERNAME 1 wor d; perseverance . should've gotten rid of that damn offense before firing brown . 
USERNAME i know bt idk why its too funny >_< hah 
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uhh , USERNAME just said that will ferrell is a bad actor .. 😒 #notokay 
talk about it 😒 rt USERNAME #damnnoinvites will never not be funny . 
i had coffee instead of dinner . i'm literally shaking and can't sleep 😒 😔 #nobueno #earlymorning 👎 
'and yea i like to fuck that's my fucking problem' 😏 
this bitch really said then she reached to grab her chin like she had to think hard 😒 😖 
USERNAME that's not funny punk , he's playing hard to get that's all 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME she does , everyone understands what abusive relationship means dx 
what's up with all these thirsty ass guys ! ✊ 😒 
people do not quit playing because they grow ol d; they grow old because they quit playing . 
i miss you so much .. but i desirve so much better .. #sighh 😒 
s/o to USERNAME for being really nice and funny , and for lookin good at cabs homecoming 👌i see youu 😏 lol follow him ! 
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ever had a girl stalker who was obsessed with like on the roommate ? i have 😑 
USERNAME i bet what they did was completely justified ... 😒 
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weird how im looking for a guy name alex and my 'novios' name comes up ! >_< 
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i wish someone would send me cute good night texts 😒 #foreveralone 
USERNAME lmao i know ugh smh not cute 😒 lol 
that was my first james bond movie and as you can probably all tell i am very excited and i haven't been living 😐 
i just want to talk to you right now , but now you don't even care anymore . #okay 😒 
USERNAME they are ! my tastebuds were like me no gusta ! d; & f-ck you & your emoji's ! :'( 
USERNAME lol see i wasn't just saying it too say it stranger lol 😒 
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🚞🚞🚞 😂 rt USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 wrong place to be . rt USERNAME so my mama stayn in gib tonight 😒 
sorry bruh , i'm a little interested on yo girl 😏 & y'all aren't dating 💁 
what's mine is mine && what's yours is mine . got that ? 😏 😊 
i think i need glasses because i can't find any fucks to give . 😏 
im really mad it's dis bi girl keep getting close to me in class . >.< . . . back the hell up ! ! . . i'm castrophobic , ^.^ 
praying things get back to the way they were , don't like seeing my baby girl sa d: ( 
encore: baba o'riley; pinball wizar d; behind blue eyes; who are you; won't get fooled again; tea and theatre . #thewho #greensboro 
i wonder if kayla remembers doing the soulja boy dance wit me last weekend hmm lmaoo 😏 💃 
made a tbh on fb ... ifeel like i'm in middle school again lmfao #bored 
merp , these fuckers are making me watch a scary movie 😖 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #armando 
USERNAME you first ! i wouldn't be able to handle a baby i can barely handle my life >_< lmfaoo 
watched the abyss tonight (special edition w/ subtitled commentary), but now i just have this stuck in my hea d: URL 
lol , i was gonna go buutt .. i changed my mind . lol 😌 😒 
who wants to watch movies and get drunkk with me and USERNAME ? ! preferably females 😏 👌 
haha and i think that's in your sarcastic voice ! ! 😒 
USERNAME 😒 itold you earlier remember ? ididnt do absolutely nothing smh 
damnn havent gotten a break yet this week 😒 😖 😤 
going out tonight without kynnidi <<< seriously . 😒 😭 
fw d: 6943 platte ave come around 9 :3 0ish ? $5 a cup , porch light is on , use back door 
im jk , i care a lot , like a fucking lot . 😒 
nothing to do on a friday night , wow #bored 
lets see how big of a mooch i can be 😒 
USERNAME for real ! i was gonna ask you but i thought you were in a rush to pick uo your sister >.< 
#iwillneverunderstand how people can not care about anything except themselves . #selfish #rude 
USERNAME USERNAME both of y'all got little dx cks lol 
this hot chocolate is so good but it's soo damn hot 😖 
USERNAME where'd you go i lost you 😑 😱 😱 😢 😢 
USERNAME i'm upset now d; ill be there tomorrow morning and sunday morning if your still in town ! 
fed up wit the bullshyt👿 by the end of the school semester im out movin florida😬 😑 
i don't wanna watch tv just cause i know i'll fall asleep , fuuck . 😔 😒 
USERNAME haha okay my bad i didn't know you were my english teacher 😏 😏 
USERNAME so funny ? and she says sorry honey your dad and i are watching wipe out 😐 
why are my face and eyes so swollen ? ? 😕 😐 
amanda knows what’s up 😏 😏 😂 😂 👌 study group in the bathroom ! 
finna head to gib right quick ., got a lil scheme ! ! hope pharren didnt see this 😏 😂 
USERNAME no it wasn't , i was enjoying those munchies and you just took them away 😐 😕 
USERNAME nah this bitch doesn't wanna give me my money 😒 so tired of her shit 
everybody @ the game but i didn't even much go *shrugs* #textme 😏 
my dad cheeses me off like seriously ! 😒 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME just kidding i could never leave y'all >_< 
USERNAME no it wasn't , i was enjoying those munchies and you just took them away 😕 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME eff that dark knight bats , lots of probs reported . sell 3 of your robits and buy the dx from a few yrs ago 
there's no achievement for beating the dx storyline in attitude era ? 
"i won't let this little things slip out of my mouth but if i do , oh it's you , they add up to . i' @ my be d: ) URL 
ay cristiana arriaga no se merece como lo tratas 😒 USERNAME 
you wonder why it's so hard for me to trust men ? ? ? 😒 
a girl can't post a sexy pic bc guys get thirsty af >.< 
USERNAME still didn't pick up her gifts from me & her bro after we done 😒 after we done splurge on her ass 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME umm browniess bitchh ! ! ! ! >.< 
i hate people w/ heavy ass accents .. especially them jamaican & haitian accents .. i don't understand anything 😒 😞 
#oomf is fucking retarded .. somebody else texts you from my phone when it was about them and you say i act immature ? get over yourself 😒 
damn nigga i don't like bugs .. gtfo with all that ! 😒 
USERNAME yea i remember 😏 lol good times , lmao 
gotta see my mans zeek butla perform its bout to be a drunk fucking night 😷 😋 😖 🍹🍸🍷🍻🍺 
tonight i sweat so much ... my curls turned straight & my bra turned a different color tan . #ew 
USERNAME USERNAME eww >.< okay we'll just go in the shower then . 
just ask em' if they need boxes & maybe they'll get the hint 😏 
did alexia just say my niceness is rubbing off on her ? ! so shocked 😱 😏 
USERNAME - drop it ? i had to spend 100 to fix mine 😒 
#bored while my babe plays his game :) #happy URL 
USERNAME now yes , thank you for asking ! my homies car over corrected and we spun out quite a few times and almost flipped 😥 😖 
duke is about to shit on uk next week 😳 😏 😁 
i do not want to go home after homecoming 😒 
USERNAME said she likes black guys more bc their chest aren't hairy . #gross _af 
i need to fucks with USERNAME he has all the bitches . 😭 😏 hey boos . 
in a girls worl d: hug me .. dont let go .. 
glad there's a pool of beer in my shoe 😒 
USERNAME turkey bowl needa hurry tf up so i can see you >_< & lols you going to home coming ? 
got a lot to do tomorrow , time for be d: ) ! 
obama voter frau d; obama wins 108% of ohio county ! ! ! 
USERNAME yeah hubs thinks its dumb 😑 but i am determined to convince him before he deploys 😁😬 
i'm done wasting my time on people ... # 😐 
lol all i can do is laugh .. we will see 😏 
i wish i was like 5'8 or 5'9 lol . idk why . im like 5'6 right now >_< 
ever since i fell down the stairs about a month ago , my ankles ben acting up >.< 
i don't understand why marcus tries to fix the bed when were about to lay down 😒 
looking forward to te dx sf tomorrow ! URL #7bw 
USERNAME lmao split half of the money with me since you know its my pool . 😏 😏 lmfao 😂 
i really want a freaken salad ! 😒 #getmesalad #iwishmymommywashome #fatgirlprobs 
marylan d: 69 uk: 72 ! 07.7 seconds left ! ! ! #collegehoops 
goodnight word about to cuddle up even though i'm mad at here >.< 
#bored while my babe plays his game :) #happy #cloud9 URL 
USERNAME haha now you made scared for my flight 😮 😬 😑 i wanna get home tmrw ! ! 
USERNAME 😏 this emoji reminds me of that sexy little smirk you do 
USERNAME biter >_< ..... i said that . oh and you forgot the penguins 
she said you bad but you feel so goo d; ) 
1omf just texted me that i would be an awesome girlfriend , nizz , i would be an amazing pimp , fym ! ! >.< 
ruine d: so amazing the actors are brilliant ! (@ gilmore theatre complex) URL 
i swear logan's cat is so weird 😂 😂 😂 😂 😼 😼 😼 
is it bad to want someone you can't have ? 😒 
i'm over here saying i'm only gonna have 100 ppl when i get married then i remembered i'm mexican .. and my stepdads filipino .. 😒 
i feel like i have to put in everything or its just too serious 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i will see you again ..... probably never . 😒 
guess my phone is having issues sending texts so guess my life sucks -___- sorry alexis 😐 
wish i wasn't so cranky ad irritable all the time 😣 
brandon white ass rollin up nd shot 😑 damn i want too 
i shoulda charged my phone before i left . fawkk 😖 
USERNAME what the hell that sucks that's so annoying 😒 
USERNAME hey c; no , i don't know >.< i just know there's one at zafiro thou . 
USERNAME USERNAME did you go to the game ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? #rude #thanksfortheinvite 😔 
i wish i wasn't so cranky and irritable all the time 😣 
she sai d: don't be fuckin wit nobody , i want you to myself . 
ugh it's so early and i'm already tired .. 👎 USERNAME no joke we should bust some missions when the kids fall asleep . 😏 you down ? 
i just want to slap the shit out of you .... 😒 ✋ 
you dont understand , dancing & music is my life ... ehh shay mitchell too of course , >.< 
congrats to all the other teams that won tonight . so glad you can bash mine 😒 
why do i always have to see the taco 😒 
why tf are we sitting in the living room subtweeting tf out of eachother ! ! ! ! #nolife #bored 
a very cold night for friday night blitz at my old hs ! southridge hs vs west linn hs . #p dx - URL 
you guys never invite ! ! ! ! 😖 😩 
USERNAME do not be deceive d: bad company ruins good morals . 1 corinthians 15 :3 3 
my teeth are sore , i hate braces . 😒 
USERNAME yeah , i make you not only laugh , but also smile . 😏 
sitting here watching USERNAME clips on youtube because i always miss it now that school started 😒 😞 
me listening to music .... .... (grandma: 😦 😑 😒 ) 
it's the most maddening , beautiful , magical , horrible , painful , wonderful , joyous thing in the worl d; love . 
USERNAME yoo how the freak is your avi at the td bank garden 😒 im really tit 
some days i just wanna forget it all . but most days i know there's something worth fighting for #notsurewhattodo #confused 😣 😔 😥 
i didn't realize how fat i got when i moved down to burlington until i looked at old pictures . #ew #fatty #takeitback 
USERNAME ewhh no 😖 lol . i was talkin bout a jelly sandwich . 
USERNAME in my room waiting for laundry to finish 😑 
eff dat i got excited for you 😠 😒 😠 
i'm so tired but i get in bed and my body's like nevermind ! 😒 😒 
well , with no shave november , halo 4 and black ops 2 this month , i'm predicting teen pregnancy will be at an all time low 😐 
follow him or you will someday find ur way into a stove . xd d #random #bored USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
iona by 7, six minutes left . ... ugh , make it 9 with a chance for #yeoldefashionedsuperhoope . ft goo d; 10. URL 
USERNAME i'm sorry lovee ! ! but you diserved it ! ! ! hahaha >.< 
good mood ;b hotties text me 😏 ✌ 😀 😀 😃 
USERNAME go to USERNAME 's voicethread and just copy her whole essay ! she got an a . 😏 
USERNAME shut up you're the bad one who let cadon sleep at zac's 😏 and damn i forgot about the keys 😾 
i was so hype . i was ready to clean out all the alcohol in my fridge if uk had lost . too bad i have to save it for our win this weekend . 😏 
we out here though . photo cre d: USERNAME 🔥😈⛺ #rollingrock #camping #swiggin #fire #faded #t @ river spot URL 
highschool is seriously the worst age group of ppl; #snotty #stuckup #rude #loud #disrespectful & they thing their smart af; 
but its too cold . i just wanna be somewhere warm >.< 
yeah ! im at rancho . 😳 rt USERNAME we chillin or what haha ? rt USERNAME in moval ... 😐 
i can go for a fun night . like paint balling , go kart racing , or a dave and busters type of night . #bored and over thinking . 
my moms talking about gateway , overland , & rangeview d: just when i wanna stay in denver ..... 
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mann i cantt believe that shit ! ! ! ! 😂 😂 👎👎👎👎👎 😂 😂 😖 😖 😖 in my mouth really ? ? ? 
my boyfriend is going strong in no shave november 😑 
USERNAME you must taste pretty good ! it's okay , don't we all tho ? 😏 
she didn't tell me to shut up once or took out the pepper spray , i think she might be the one 😏 
do not be deceive d: bad company ruins good morals . 1 corinthians 15 :3 3 
missed 6 hours of tweets ! i hate how you can only see like 2 hours of people's tweets ! you should be able to see like 10 days of tweets ! 😒 
going to bed , mass in the morning 😏 😐 
you know it's basketball season when darius takes forever to text a girl back ... 😒 
if i wasn't save d: you ever said that before but really meant it . like man if i wasnt save ! lol 
#weirdo #debate #tournament #omgno #getaway #eww #embarrassing USERNAME @ south houston high school URL 
i'm shaving my head , i have way too much hair 😖 😖 😖 
i gag every time i reread some of our old conversations . #ew #whatwasithinking 😳 😷 😲 
USERNAME duhh . 😳 😏 let me know if you need anything while i'm here #stockingup 
USERNAME it's not ! haha all you do is reply to people with pictures 😂 😂 best thing ever 😏 📷 
damn i need a beanie dx isabelle said she was gonna get me one :) 
i miss going out clubbin , bar nights , movies all that 😒 
USERNAME aw that's good i love my manager over here and damn ! that's wassup tho it's easy money 😏 
my mom thinking she needs a twitter << 😒 USERNAME 
today has seriously been the best day and it's only gonna get better 😏 
niether of my babies texted me back , okaay 😑 
thaatt is the shit i don't like 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i am happy ! i got to see my baby today so i'm in a pretty good mood :) just aggravated with some people 😑 
i don't want to wake up at 5 for cheerleading #dumb 😒 
when termites leave only footprints up his ol d: p ? URL 
USERNAME that's the price we pay for living in the middle of the woods 😣 
i am going to beat #oomfs ass when i see her . omfg 😒 . 
going to try and make the most of this #boring #city . @ frankford night owl URL 
wen u put ppl first n they put u last 😑 .... shit really gets me tite 😡 
why show us commercials for restaurants we don't even have #settingusupforfailure 😒 
USERNAME i had to be up at 5am this morning to get my wisdom teeth out 😒 
friday night mixes . makes me wana go out and dance . 😏 💃👯 #thatsmyshit 
USERNAME now the annoying part ... waiting for your ears to pop >_< 
when people dont shut up oh my god my head why do people argue when they know its never going to end shut up shut up shut up 😣 
when bitches be like .. bitch ! al you need is a damn sweater 😒 
then we fuck all night til things getty right 😏 
i seriously hate boring nights like these where there is absolutely nothing going on . #ihateyork 😖 
check out the best of the USERNAME twitter army pix on my instagram fee d: URL #alwx 
lmao you probably have a tan from your glasses huh 😏 
USERNAME i did too ! ! ! d: and yes at my house ! ;)) 
tired 😣 😓 long day today ... nothing but work . but it will all matter in the long run #workflow 
USERNAME USERNAME fuckk youu , i ain't confuse ! ! ! ggrr >.< 😋 😋 😋 🙀 
haha #facetime with my favorite uncle ! (just kidding uncles ! ) he sai d: "you still look like @ mills college URL 
i need new friends .. or people to chill with 😒 ... life gets boring at times 
USERNAME you don't mean that . $2200 day . 😑 
i just paid 2.25 for a cup of noodles on the train , got me fuucked up 😒 
USERNAME haha mine was canes chicken , my bed , and nbc dateline ... 😒 
oomf got loads of hoes . i refuse to be one of them 😒 
USERNAME onice , i was thinking about going to that but idk if i have enough $, i go to too many shows d: ap tour next tuesday . 
some wounds are not meant to be heale d; some are meant to be grown out of . 
lmao i will ! ! ! ! ! ! 😁😁😁😁 😏 😏 😏 😏 
i wish someone good would walk into my life and not leave for once #wishful 😒 
oh my gosh right ? especially cause there is nothing to do >.< 
usually whenever i ask my parents for something , i get it . but i'm asking for a kitten and they say no ... #excuseyou 😒 
just test drove a juke 😏 kinda liked it ! 
USERNAME lucky ! i still have my pos 😒 happy birthday to me lol #someonebuymeanewcar 
no im not ok stop ok i dont like germs back away #urnotatherapist #stop #ew 
we won but i didn't ! i lost 😒 😒 😣 😖 
i keep getting texts then i click on it and there's not a new one ? why's my phone playin games with me .. #rude 
smh . . . reading all these football tweets . i wish my cuz USERNAME coulda at least got one ring . swear he deserves it ! 😔 😒 
phone on 4% and no charger ... that's no good 😏 👎 
overtime tomorrow 😏 👌 gotta be up at 5 :3 0 though 👎 
i hate how some girls act like the guys do all the cheating and lying .. foh y'all aren't perfect 😑 
تسلم ايدي والله اني مدلعهم 😌 😏 @ avalon anaheim stadium URL 
hahaha the pic i just uploaded >.< i'm too bored 
hopefully things are better , because i want to go home . 😒 
had to taste a straight shot of espresso tonight at work . #yack 😣 
the other night , and tonight .. shawtaayy ! 😏 
😐 😕 😑 rt USERNAME hey hey ... b nice .. ! ! ! rt USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME bout time she had something on lock 🙊🙊 
i'm surprised no one has unfollowed me yet due to my most recent rantings . 😏 
USERNAME school musical ? you should send me a video xd my grades are getting bad d; 
live basketball live:++ oregon ducks vs califo ... sat-11/10 USERNAME URL #p dx 
my mom bought herself new sweats from abercrombie , oh yeah i dont want any ? 😒 
{{{{{{USERNAME news: live espn tulsa g ... sat-11/10 USERNAME URL #p dx 
live {{{))****basketball live:++ uc davis aggi ... sat-11/10 USERNAME URL #p dx 
ac newman and chris miller with harriet sat-11/10 USERNAME URL #p dx 
what i wouldn't do for a cigarette right now .. 🚬 😣 
i will never understand why people enjoy doing drugs . its not fun #addicting #gross #neveragain 
textin him kinda made my day 😏 i won't tell him that tho 
rt : USERNAME & ima fuck ha err day till i get ha thick 😏 
track # 5 is title d: ..... uhh #thingsifindathome @ the bunker URL 
new bon d: waay too long , but good . 
this movie was supposed to make me laugh and now it's making me wish i had a boyfriend ... 😒 🔫 
get outta here .. addicting games ! 😒 #ratchet @ the crib 🏡🏡🏡🏡 URL 
👀👀👀 and since i kno the look i ran to my room and she chased me askin for some 👀 😂 😒 😒 df ? ? ? she never does that ! 
nothing is grosser than a redneck white boy #fuckinggross #ew #bye 
how's school ? wow your getting so big ! i remember when you was a little boy ! 😑 😑 
USERNAME yeah . yeah . not looking like they did last year . 😖 
people who just tweet about relationship bullshit really just need to stop ✋ 😒 
december is just creeping up on me ... when it comes to them , i have to make a decision 🙅 😣 #fml 
uff goodnight ! davids ugly ass stop texting me ! >_< 
remember last year when we were eating our salads during lunch ? 😏 😂 USERNAME #shakeit 
rt USERNAME my shit list just continues to grow . congratulations you have officially made #1 on it . #rude 
USERNAME p dx ->sdo for shits and to see USERNAME 
i'm such an asshole , didnt reply back to any text >.< *shrug* you b ard yamsaying ? 
yo i swear i have bad licks on fridays 😐 
who would of eva thought a nigha like me would b in the library on a friday night 😑 #smh 
david hurting my feelings . he dont even like me no more >_< 
can't stay up too long got to wake up in the am to serve the homeless foo d: -) ... there's always people who in worser situations then u 
why is nobody texting me back ? ? 😑 😕 
all week i find shit to do but when friday comes its a wack ass day 😐 #thatshitidontlike 
gonna be pissed if USERNAME blows up my phone tomorrow at seven 😒 😒 
what food place is open im hungry af 😒 😒 
USERNAME oh lol 😒 my checks are swollen anymore 😌 
i'm knock kneed and its the worst coming down from jumps in cheerleading .. >_< 
eww some ugly guy just tried hitting on me . don't you just hat that 😒 😡 👎🔫 
USERNAME hell yeah i'll be there with yall and hopefully i be suiting up with yall >.< 
USERNAME i bet you treat your girl just like a girl and that's why you don't have one 😏 
how can i forget a water bottle going to the gym .. just not right 😑 #mystery 
rock music just came up on chief keef radio and shit . 😑 .. this song was on the old wwe game and shit lbs 
USERNAME i have to say he is pretty attractive . 😏 URL 
this lady keeps calling me thinking its her granddaughter . 😒 
i seriously have no life anymore #pathetic 😞 😠 😩 😑 🆒💬 
USERNAME no it wasn't , i was enjoying my munchies and then you just took them from me 😒 
that is a great start to my night 😏 noww #clubchives 
after that bullshit yes i'll have a drink my goodness 😒 
this is my first one on one with #twitter n me 😐 
yes saturdays tomorrow ! you know what that means ! 😏 😈 
USERNAME we will have to have a study date ! no way will you be able to catch up d: #hardhistoryclassprobz #lmao 
USERNAME m-i-r-e-y-a :) , don't mess up >.< lol . oh okayy 
USERNAME i do but i don't have my car 😑 
s/o to the dj for playing songs that nobody knows ! 😒 
i wanna buy a strap just for the hell of it cause i'll be damned if i use it on anybody . 😏 
my uterus is screeaamiinng ! ! ! ! ! 😩😫 😖 
USERNAME crying for the rest of my life until i see you d; 
“USERNAME rogers is better than cameron at everything ! USERNAME damn right . 😌 😏 
my brother is the most annoying person on the planet when he is on xbox live 😡 😠 😞 😖 
i can't get my fifth open aand i'm all alone 😣 where are my friends ? 
it's only 9 ... on a friday ... and i'm probably gonna read and go to bed . #col dx lyfe 
USERNAME aww thanks darling , however i have to work tomorrow night ... tiff accidentally gave me tonight off instead of tomorrow 😒 
USERNAME lol , i've been off for awhile . normally twitter makes me tired cause people boring . lol jk >.< 
okay i'm done 😓 😤 😢 😑 just had to get that off my chest .. sometimes we just gotta vent yano ? #sorrytwitter 
i just woke up to find i only had one sock on ... 😐 #how 
as much as i'd rather be at home sleeping on this holiday i suppose i'll make it through my $47/hr day . 😒 
things i've learned this weeken d: age doesn't = maturity and people will never remember the person that helped them when their friends left . 
lls mad this dude USERNAME told me lastnght that if he culd reach to grab the alcohol .. i culd go downstairs n get some 😒 #punkass 
wanna rewind to yesterday , i miss my sacm family ba d: '( 
USERNAME um . haven't seen you in weeks . did we break up or something ? d d: lololol . 
never drinking again . worst stomach ache all night long 😖 
wat made dis gurl think i was up at 4 :3 1 in da morning 😑 
i knew that you knew that i know that you know better 😑 
its only 9 :3 0 and i've already finished the laundry , dishes , and cleaned my bathroom . #productive #bored 
overly obsessed boyfriends/girlfriends .. i feel like i'm in your relationship right now . #ew #notok 
in a bad situation and dk what to do about it 😣 
i danced all freaking night ! ! im going back there again 😏 👍 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) w/ USERNAME URL 
as soon as i unplug my phone it goes to like 96% .. wtf 😣 😁 
no sleep . got my car back though . happy fucking veterans day 😒 ✌ 
maggie farted& mom blamed it one me . 😒 😷 
i wanna go to the nascar race at homestead next weekend 😐 
sometimes i feel like a love to piss people off 😏 
need time with neville tiller got alot to speak on and dialect on . plus hair n a movie .... 😏 we bout to #turnup on the real 
USERNAME USERNAME hehe k . i hope i look alright atleast >_< 
biscuits & grilled cheese for breakfast . i'm such a good girlfriend 😏 
i haven't had cracker barrel in forever . 🍳🍞 such a shame . 😏 
if my boyfriend don't wake up & call me ima break that damn phone in half 😒 i'm not crazy tho y'all lol USERNAME .. 
dammit dammit dammit . mare they even opened today ? 😑 
i've only had 4 hours of sleep and zero decides to start barking and wake me up 😑 
USERNAME yes i'm like 2 months ! cashh is going to have a bestie and he better be nice 😑 congrats on the pretty princess 
up early , guess ill visit my old church . 🙌🙏 😐 
marley is trying to bite my belly ring off 😣 
i hate calling in to work . i feel so useless 😣 
USERNAME skrillexe d: to shave one side of your head and leave the rest long , like the guy who makes dubstep (skrillex) 
medicine has to be the grossest thing ever invented . #disgusting 
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daddy need to fucking come get me , i can't take this shit >.< ¡ i fucking need to leave now before i tweak 
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why'd my mom have to wake me up so early 😒 
i wish you came out too USERNAME instead of hanging with lil bitch , i mean USERNAME 😏 
my foot all messed up smh 😑 , can barely walk on it 
USERNAME i feel you , this bitch woke me up at 8 😒 
USERNAME why so you can dangle around me all day again 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME thank the lord an d; god bless all vets around the world ! ! 
now i remember why i hate drinking 😣 😭 #fuck #bedallday 
so you have failed ? you cannot fail . you have not faile d; you have gained experience . forward ! -saint josemaría escrivá 
i'm finna snap on a mfer early in the morning 😒 
definitely not on my a game last night . how did i get home ? ugh , shower , then back to bed . #hungover #puker 😨 😲 😣 
USERNAME same here ! but i forgot to ask d: 
holy shit i need sleep #fml breakfasts and jungle bungle in like 2-3 hours ......... 😴 😐 😯 😶 😑 👊👎 
i bet everybody is still asleep at home . 😑 
i hate when people snore really really really loud >.< 
not my fault you went out last night knowing you had to wake up early today 😒 
once my turbo is fully spoole d; you won't see me anymore . #jdm #mr2 #seeya 
USERNAME wish you'd freak out like that over me following you 😒 
and things just got 572849274829 times more complicated . 😒 #dammit 
USERNAME it's fine :) really . you were i'm my dream last night , it was weird dx x . 
this bitch told me to be at work by 8 this morning and his ass isn't even here 😑 
tell your family it was high treason , tell em i pulled the trigger & mean it 😒 🔫 
bitch don't steal my blanket , don't you see me using it ? ! 😒 
USERNAME we r 60+ & last visit 2 c grand kids there wife sai d: u know i could live here . 
my annual sore throat till june has started 😒 😷 
have to be at work in 10 minutes and i'm still in bed 😏 #fuckwork 
world is spinning likr a mf right now 😶 😐 
thanks for making me wake up for nothing 👍 😒 
sharing one bathroom with three other guys is the worst ... 😒 
happy veterans day to all our military men and women ! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 now to enjoy the free food my baby gets around town 😏 😏 🍰🍪 #milso 
omgg ! ! ! i'm so hungover , but very well worth it . had a great time last night . 😏 😲 
i stayed up till 5 a but i'm not tired help 😐 
i was looking forward to eating some apple pie this morning but i think my gma had the munchies .. 😒 😂 
what about when you think there is something wrong i your but you aren't certain about it ... moo d: stressed , confused and ready for mimosas . 
went to bed upset , woke up upset . this day is going to be awesome . 😔 😒 
is any girl in the burg not a hoe ? ? 😑 
USERNAME lol he must love you 😏 letting you drive his truck 😱 
USERNAME ah ! no i hate it ! ! 😣 😣 
i'm soo stressed about work , & i'm not even a manager 😑 
USERNAME oh ight bruh .. 😑 lemme kno when you find out 
scratch thay i think im just gonna play halo all day 😏 
kinda said when you search your name there is a more than 1 tweet about you . #sick #suckstosuck #nasty 
USERNAME the rationale i’ve hear d: starbucks isn’t just a brand , it’s a store . so you’re bringing a real-world experience into the park . 
kinda sad when you search your name there is a more than 1 tweet about you . #sick #suckstosuck #nasty 
i'm at rest in god alone; my salvation comes from him . he alone is my rock & my salvation , my stronghol d; i will never be shaken . psalm62:1-2 
USERNAME see a bug on the roa d: who buys these cars ? 
breakfast of my childhoo d: 2 dunkin eggs , toast and hash USERNAME USERNAME jealous ? URL 
it's a fact i'm doing it . be ready 😏 
USERNAME i only sent u gud morning wur da rest cum from 😒 
i won't give up , no matter what . 😏 
straightened my hair in less than 5 minutes this morning #newrecord 😏 
this movie makes me not wanna go to the army anymore 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME i went this year xd and i couldn't go last year sadly d: 
there should be a filter for these horoscopes posted every morning . #annoying 😒 
chilosos breakfast for victor's birthday 😏 👌 happy birthday ! USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
friday i went to bed early and slept until almost 12 saturday , but then i go to sleep late and wake up early 😒 
kendrick's ears . 😂 😂 still my man though 😏 USERNAME 
i hate that i'm up early on sundays ! .. i blame tim , since he wakes up early for paintball 😑 
USERNAME like , i 'hope' i was just joking . but mayb secretly you want to kill me >.< 
soo i never got up to make me any kind of food >.< 
i have to clip my horse today 😒 this is about to take 4 hours . 🐴 #whyismyhorsesobig 
need to stay awake ... hate watching these orientation videos 😣 
haha but i know what & who you talkin about ! kml ! ! 😂 😂 😏 
could be at the ravens tailgate but no . i got work . 😒 
ner d; don't hate cause the only test you passed was the pregnancy test ! 
would someone be so kind to lend me their grandparent 😏 
well last night turned out differently then i expected ... but i'm not complaining 😊 😏 
ima watch a scary movie . all by myself . i hate scary movies .. why am i doing this to myself ? ? d: haha . 
omg .... still have all this shit on my mind ! 😣 swear my head is gonna explode 
like are you kidding me . you just ruined my entire day you dumbass ... 😒 
dang ... did the whole world go out last night ? ? yeah i'm hatin 😖 😖 
you are the most bland texter ever . 😒 👎🙅 
USERNAME that's awesome ! i know what i want for christmas now , or ill steal yours 😏 
i don't wanna fall unless i'm falling for youu . 😏 
some bitches try to b cute & different but they just fail 😣 
my friends text my more than me , wtff 😣 
trying to get brendan up in the morning is probably the hardest thing in my life 😒 
praise the lord , call upon his name , declare his doings among the people , make mention that his name is exalted . sing unto the lor d; 
USERNAME i know this is why i wish i went to wharton 😒 
mornings like this , it sucks that the cafe doesn't open til 12 :3 0 😒 
s/o to my boss for waking me up 😑 at least he offered me hours for tomorrow lol 😁 
got up for no reason . i'm salty . 😏 
i pulled my dermal twice last night & it woke up tf up 😒 
texting USERNAME and USERNAME about today #rooks #dontbeafraid 😂 😏 
omg my sore throat is always so much worse in the morning wtf 😔 😖 😩😪😷 
who gone come take care of me ? i’m sick 😷 😒 
the fact i can't talk to my bf is eating my ass up 👎 😒 
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sing unto the lor d; for he hath done excellent things: this is known in all the earth . 
just woke up from my mini nap before the game ahh gotta start driving . over there >.< 
i pulled my dermal twice last night & it woke me tf up 😒 
i promised my mom a house and a new range too 😏 👑👑👑 
who i had a dream about last night <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< whoahahahahahahaoo . his ass . 😑 
my internal clock now wakes me up before 7 😒 
i can tell today's going to be so annoying 😒 
da d: turn tf up ! me: no sit down nigga 
about to play wii sports , i havent played in forever >.< 
it's 10am and i'm walking to the library 😐 🔫 
i'm sitting here watching kevin hart at work ..... and i'm on the clock 😏 
i have about 3 essays one study guide and two or three test/quizzes 😒 
to all who have serve d: happy #veteransday ! thank you for your service and sacrifice , especially my awesome badass brother ! ! #usarmy 
USERNAME (i) ha d: -). lol u get scared . 
have so much homework and studying to do today 😑 
fucking crap ! plans would get fucked over ! 😣 
USERNAME no d: my sister got to take a picture with derek xp 
USERNAME but u have a 5 page paper to write 😖 👎💩 
sometimes i wish i had really short hair so i don't have to do it in the mornings . 😒 
running on no sleep , caught the red eye flight last night 😳 😑 
some of the young men in that flyer look damn good *childish tweet 😒 
en el dorado me gusta andar , tambien me paseo aqui en culiacan 😏 💵🍻🔫 
there's always some truth behin d: just kidding , knowledge behin d: i don't know , emotion behin d: i don't care & pain behin d: it's okay . 
i swear some boys don't have respect for girls 😒 
my whole body aches ! ! ! work was a kick in the ass yesterday ! 😣 
i no longer have a male bestfriend . he was whisked away from me by his new sexy puerto rican girlfriend . yepp . 😑 😐 😠 😒 
USERNAME hey .. i say for practice , we watch it ? 😏 #movieday #teambonding 
my da d: want me to make you pancakes me: id rather have dunkin donuts da d: ok :) 
why are monkey movies sa d: ( king kong , tarzan & the rise of the planet of the apes all sa d: ( 
now what are daniel and i suppose to do all day ? #nopics #sunday #bored 
USERNAME 😒 hay dio ... por eso no voy a esa baina ... tanto show 
😒 welp diosito im sorry but im wearing jeans lol 
you read my kik , didn't reply said fuck me & got on twitter .. 😑 
to all who have serve d: happy veterans day . thank you for your service and sacrifice . 
USERNAME haha , i tryy , i really do lol d: 
think i'm starting to get sick ... ughh that's because these ppl around me never cover they mouth 😒 selfish i swear 
i definitely just fell out of the bed . 😑 😔 what a wonderful way to start my day . 
does anyone know what today is ? ! ? ! ... 😏 USERNAME 
frien d: *plays 1d* me: no no . ill show you something better *puts on a USERNAME video* frien d: *watches in awe* me: much better . 
USERNAME pleassee without the makeup it's like a whole different person 😑 
my mom woke me up cause she was jumping on the bed singing diamonds 🔫 😡 😞 😒 
my bestie has time to like all my pictures on instagram , but can't text me back . 😏 # badbestie #wahh USERNAME 
damn , i just dominated instagram .. i'll wait to post the other pictures some other time lol 😒 
true hope you had a good fucking time last night 😒 
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off this ✌ text me if you need me 😏 
i'm up y'all , my child won't let me sleep . 😒 
why the hell am i awake right now ? 😑 
frien d: what are monks ? me:you know the nuns of asian .... frien d: oo #nailedit 
gotta write a poem describing my life tonight for english , oh joy ! 😑 
i found bomar .. the traitor lol 😂 😏 URL 
when you read a text and don't know if you should be happy of sad 😒 
he doesn't want to get back on cuz he knows whats coming ... if this keeps going >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME sleemo , i beat danish and mustafa and in a race yesterday ! just ask them 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME i have bills , my momma disowned me 😒 
i can't text no one cause everybody is asleep ! 😒 👎 
when diamonds comes out on pandora , but you can't skip it 👊 😐 
at urgent care for the second time in 2 weeks . #howfun 😣 😒 
USERNAME i bet you don't know anything that scares me 😏 
got a bunch of coupons and heading out to bed bath &beyon d: ) my therapy ! ! ! 
daniel day lewis just sai d: in gangs of ny . ha ! 
love waking up early ! #saidnooneever #bored # hungry #imafatass 
if you make it to easy ? ill move on ! make it to difficult ? you'll never have a chance with me again . theres no pleasing me 😏 😔 
most people say they can't picture him doing/saying all this ... 😐 
desperately need chapstick asap but it's too far away 😒 
elijah's grandpa had to use a lighter to get my car doors unfrozen shut this morning 😒 fuck you nebraska 
USERNAME USERNAME sorry , thought it was a nice gesture ... i'm paying for it too 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME #couldntbelieveit #gross #puke how ? why ? #dontgetit 
before the mall opens , the thing to do is exercise for the old people . in the shortest shorts they can find . #ew #nothankyou 
- i need to go food shopping . my cabinets are dead ass dry 😔 😒 
being nice and letting my best friend sleep .. 😏 
why does moose breakfast sound so fucking good 😣 #cravingit 
totally worth it ... but not gunna lie cleaning this is the worst/stickiest disaster 😖 URL 
husban d: no , she is taller than u . [3/3] 
USERNAME way to tell me the bad news . you can't leave me d: 
USERNAME i know and tuesday is soo far away ! ! 😖 
my head spinning , nose runny & eyes puffy >.< 
good rea d; somebody said it , figures it would be fox news: URL 
oo >.< i was soo mad yesterday ! this monkey foot bitch at whataburger stepped on my shoe ! and walked off-.- the 'audacity' 
i hate it when people say they hate someone and then go hang out with them . 😑 
USERNAME oh daggumit ! ! ! i thought he was up for grabs ... silly me ! 😒 maybe if i tweet about it enough , y'all will break up #prayertweet 
sundays are the days when i have so much to do #satclass #homework #cleaninghouse #ughh 😒 
this little boy didn't not just show me his tooth with blood on it >.< 
how USERNAME has her tweets locked so you can't retweet her <<< >_< 
my mom decided he was going to burn sausage and wake me up with the fire alarm so good morning ! 😑 
hate when i dream of people i really don't wanna see 😒 😔 
niggas don't want these problems , i shoot alotta guns ... *boom* 😁 😒 😠 😡 👿 
i hate that this medicine makes me light headed 😖 
ill be there , in the back of your mind 😏 
the town ballroom was smokin on that gas last night ! ! ! shout out to security 😌 😒 
“USERNAME this makes me cry every time , #oomf 😒 URL 
fantástico fútbol italiazz ... ! ! ! ! #boring ya no es igual ... ! ! ! #forzalazio 
knowing my next day off is next monday 😣 😩 
had a dream that rima from bgc9 was my cab driver in boston and i was in the cab with carina and shay ! and i was eating chocolate ! ? 😐 😶 
USERNAME lmfao ! its a blur . i don't remember talking to you guys . i woke up to like 12 messages , i was like aw & realized it was you guys 😑 
i hate coming home , when a pod song comes on the radio . 😒 
i wish my work would blow up .... #butreally 😒 
having a morning boner when you sleep on your stomach <<<<<< 😣 
my moms goin to the eagles game today ... im watching her house ... something just doesnt seem to make sense here 😒 
my mom decided she was going to make burn sausage and wake me up with the fire alarm so good morning ! 😑 
way to sick for a 12hr shift 😷😷 😞 🔫 #fml #hateit #bullshit 
for the morning crow d: what alabama's loss means for notre dame -- URL 
people who use really long hash tags are really annoying #imjustlettingyouknow 😑 
i love when i shave my legs then get out the shower & get goosebumps 😒 
da d: hogs lost ! reese: what ? there's a wasp ? ! #soclose 
meechie keep tryna fight n i'm sick n don feel lik it 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME d: that hurt my self esteem ... 
USERNAME you know i'm down .. how we getting there my cousin recked his car 😒 
he gne be salty wen i pop up wit hella energy ina min 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 
no i gotta get up n head to work 😑 
i still can't get i've the fact they was reading the psalms at the dogs funeral 😒 😒 
khayla you are such a baby fw d: maybee . if you pump my gas for me . i'm to cold hehe 
ya inician los programas de navidad aca d: :s -.- 
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goodmourning USERNAME , we shouldd be friendss , 😊 😏 
“USERNAME just focus on the dot . stare at it for 30-45 seconds . where are the rectangles ? URL i don't get it . 😐 
USERNAME i took a walk on the and broke the rules 😏 😂 
have fun brah you earned it USERNAME and i guess USERNAME you have fun too 😏 
my brother and his roommate said they were waking up early , i slept in till 10 and they're still not awake 😑 
USERNAME happy birthday bro we need to chill again real soon fuck shit up 😏 
dam already bday coming up tomorrow ... fml getting old .. >.< 
we legit get no break ... nothing like having a 4 hour practice for basketball cheer the next dayy 😒 
psalms 146:2 while i live will i praise the lor d: i will sing praises unto my god while i have any being 
USERNAME lol loco . have fun at the dynamo game today :d lucky >.< 
when you write some shit and you fall in love with 1 of the lines ...... and someone else has said it in a song already ----_---- .... #hateit 
USERNAME USERNAME well i know i’m not a crack head 😒 
who the duck throws a dirty diaper at someone . #rude 
when someone always brings up your past in front of everyone and your trying to forget they exist <<<< 😤 😐 
could it get any colder in this church ? might as well hang me from the ceiling & package me like meat . 😒 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME iknow ! >.< ugh it sucks ! we need all need to have a girls day out .. just girls ! 
if you gone be out all friday && saturday night , have the descency to at least go to sunday school or some ! geesh 😖 
omg my mom is taking forever & im hungry d; 
you fuck some nasty people 😳 😁👎😷 #yuck #yourenasty #gross #dirty 
i need some jack daniels in my life asapp . 😏 
why does rick ross have larger chi-chis than me ? 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME ill be seeing you ladies at 4 😒 
USERNAME its not live , i have it recorded d: 
time to get ready for work . 😔 😑 😑 
why do i have to be so shy ! ! ! ! 😤 😖 
USERNAME haha i'm so proud of me 😏 and really ? i need new people lol 
USERNAME i'm sorry for your luck , i however , am going back to sleep 😏 make a pit stop here for a nap if you'd like #idontmind 
USERNAME omfg that's awesome ! when are u goin to wear those bad bitches ? 😏 
somebody come cuddle and help me catch up in my medical terminology ? 😖 
i'm beginning to understand wanting to drink an entire fifth in the morning . too bad i'm not you and i look like i'm 17. 😒 
USERNAME hahaha they're all gonna be published one day ! ! only because they're all based on true stories ....... 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME i’m bout to stop my girl don’t like it 😒 
USERNAME 😏 thats what im here for sis . never hesitate to call or text me . 
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if u know i'm crushing on u , dm me & just say (i know) 😏 👈 
every time i have friends over , my mom ends up talking to them more than i do . 😒 😐 
it would be nice out on sunday .. the day that ill be inside for football and school work .. 😑 
last night was good , my feet hurt though >.< 
it's so annoying how my dad never answers the phone . 😑 
you can't say all these hurtful things to me and then apologize the next day ? #leavemealone 😒 
someone stole my boots 😡 😒 💢💢 really ? ! 
#girlproblems ... ? can't get rid of them 😣 😔 
USERNAME 😒 😏 i do . fuck everything else . 
reality has to slap some folks in the face hard in order for them to wake up ! ! ! 👊✋ 😐 
rt: USERNAME no one can take from us what we'd lay down without regret . our lives are borrowe d; our love is all we'll leave behind 
u know ur drunk when a girl is grinding on u at the bar and ur only thought is #gross 
why am i awake and why did i agree to go to work early ... 😒 🔫 
when USERNAME favorites and retweets my bitchy tweets >> i feel like we could be good friends 😏 
thanks to all my snotty nose two year olds i have a stuffy nose and scratchy throat .. 😒 
USERNAME why are we celebrating such a horrific day ? ! ? ! ? ! dx 
so i get all the way in tatum &realize i left my wallet in carthage 😑 
i admitt tht USERNAME is smarter thn me ! ! duhh , sometimes u just have to accept it ! :( awesome 😊 😣 
USERNAME miss u too dear . just realized wr had toured the worl d: -) lol . how's it going there ? 
USERNAME > eh , it's alright . the usual . i'm coming to visit on turkey day though 😏 
lololol my dad just told me that my brother thought i was dying last night 😂 😖 
i reeaally need to learn to be patient 😞 😑 
i just wanna sleep . & my mom just keeps yelling about packing . 😒 
it sucks when i just wanna listen to my music on a car ride & my dad's trying to give me a lecture on something 😒 
whoever was in USERNAME 's apartment this morning was sexually moaning very loudly and it woke me up 😐 😑 👎 
i forgot how aggravating my mom was until this morning >.< 
i feel like a zombie 😑 today , coffee is my friend . ☕ 
USERNAME yeah . i keep doing that but he moves to that side too ! 😐 
thanks USERNAME for everything you have done to make te dx amazing for our guests today 
my mom calling me to ask a quick question turns into and hour conversation 😒 
😒 bruh , i just tweeted something like this ! lol 
israeli deman d: us to start and fight more 'preemptive' wars . avigdor lieberman evet lvovich liberman 5 dancing osamas URL 
the internet love that females receive get ya'll so gassed up and . humble yourselves ... this shit ain't real life . 😂 😑 
gahh i just fell back asleep and had a dream one of my front teeth fell out and i had no way to get it fixed ! 😐 😬 😱 #nightmares 
USERNAME lol okay new apples headphones is added to my shopping list (: and gui ? 😐 
how do i continue to get one less sock outta the dryer than i put in ? ! ? ! where are the mates going ? ? ? ? 😑 
i need to laugh , where’s my honeydipp USERNAME ? ? ? ? 😏 
USERNAME he acts like someone cool then i see 😏 
don't tell me up the street .. 😒 i need to know the fucking name of the street or i'm turning back #smh 
i can't pretend that everythings all goo d; nope , i can't say that everythings all bad . . 
i can honestly say i don't remember most of my dads wedding reception #whoops #wentalittletoohard 😳 😁 😏 
only guilty people feel some type of way because of a subtweet 😏 
i can think of at least one thing i'd rather be doing than going to this baby shower today 😏 
like are you dumb as fuck ? well obviously . 😒 
a morning shifts sounds like a great idea .. until you have to wake up ! 👊 😑 
she seems to make friends everywhere she goes ... now she won't leave . 😑 @ mcdonald's URL 
guess i'm bout to go to work shortly . #cashrules 😏 ✌ 
when USERNAME doesn't recall eating her disco fries and sandwich last night 😏 
i need to get this cast off so i can start lifting 😒 
USERNAME it wasnt fair ! ! ! 😒 but on the bright side , if you went shopping in pink today , it looks awesome . #retailproblems 
i don't even want to know how sore i am gonna be when i get out of bed 😑 
wow i'm a compulsive shopper . just got an email and something was on sale so i bought it 😐 mind you i don't even need it . 
i get myself in such bad situations . 😣 #useyourbrainclara 
USERNAME i know where you live 😏 😏 😏 😏 j 
thank you lor d: for waking me && my loves ones up 
i have so much homework today .. 😭 😒 😒 
eww i need to go run this golden corral off 😒 
USERNAME yes ! ! ! ! omg i woke up in a good mood and then realized none of it was real ! 😔 😔 😔 😞 😣 
final chapter in murdered homeless woman close d: the victim of an august homicide who was identified thursday by ... URL 
USERNAME >.< your gonna be my new best friend alright ? 
hopefully ill go black friday shopping , i got some good shit last year 😁 😏 
gradually becoming a shopaholic , this is ba d: ( ... very bad 
it's days like these where i wish i had my license 😒 #onlyamonthand10daysleft 
the next 48 hours ill be locked away studying #4exams 😖 
why the heck am i up so early ? .. 😒 
why did some put an obama sticker on my car tho 😒 not a car sticker a real one 
USERNAME soo you went out in boston and didn't call me ? ! #rude 
i hate long car drives , especially when i can't sleep . 😒 
oomf childish for that last txt lowkey he did make me mad 😒 
nigga tryna hog all the blankets ... um no sorry you're in my bed 😒 #snatch 
forgot to pay my bill yesterday . phones turned off 😒 
my ma just left , whelp she finna be gone all day like always 🐈 😐 
i hate when people ring doorbells when your not expecting anyone , scares the shit out of me 😒 
when the only person you talk to is too busy to text you back < #bored 
. USERNAME weather . but i can arrange for the music to be also , haha . #70san d8 0sallday 
since imma be in boyle heights the next whole week d; 
ever since the update on the #tumblr app on iphone , it doesn't work on my phone ... >.< 
damn andy is always complaining ! ! ! 😒 👊 
USERNAME lol he's an asshole newark cop that's a crazy ass .. but this nigga really found it took my money and dipped 😒 😒 
i am a retard . stupid stupid stupi d: -) 
watching this all star competition today is killing me ! #missit 😣 👯🎀 
ugh my throat is killing me .... 😣 😔 😫😩 
i really need some drapes for my bedroom window . wayy too bright . 😣 
USERNAME no we are going to die before then 😑 😲 😬 
my my cranked up the heater and now it's freaking hot in the house . 😒 🔆 
there are 15 minutes left in our weekly sunday morning radio net on 27.155 lsb (channel 16). join us ! #cbradio # dx 
we're the only hispanics on the plane .. oh how wonderful . 😒 
USERNAME and USERNAME owe me big time #sickling 😣 😣 
someone should text mee . ask for the number if you don't have it #bored 
so i have this theory , maybe i really and attractive and all the really hot guys just think i'm out of their league ! 😏 #illsticktothat 
USERNAME it was so adorable i nearly vomite d; i absolutely loved it . remind me to show you that other one today ! :) 
behind every bitch theres a man who made her that way dammit ! ! ! >.< 
why do people take forever to text back ? ? ? 😒 
or at least i think so , heh . 😏 
the ultimate snack scorecar d: URL -- eat this , not that ! (USERNAME USERNAME read this ! 
the wind in chicago is so crazy it has a name . i think it has arrived for the season . reluctantly saying hello to 👋 😣 
15:49 n1eu (barry) on w2/gc-014 (cave mountain , 948m , 4pt) 14.060 cw: nice signal on 15 m 579. tnx qso . [om7 dx ] 
why is this preacher taking a five minute pause between every word #correctyourself #ew 
ahgg i wanna get up to pee but too lazy >.< lol 
spotte d: guy wearing chargers boxers over jorts #whalesvagina #gobucs #beastcoast 
when is my mom gonna start cooking ? ! 😒 
15:49 n1eu (barry) on w2/gc-014 (cave mountain , 948m , 4pt) 21.060 cw: nice signal on 15 m 579. tnx qso . [om7 dx ] 
i feel like shit . & don't even remember last . success or failure ? i have no clue . 😑 #fml 
USERNAME i'm pretty sure neither one of us have each others numbers . 😒 lol 
it feels absolutely wonderful to not have one thing to do today because i did it all yesterday 😏 #yay #gome 
3 friends (2 girls ,1 guy) in the last week have openly expresse d: their counterpart will go through their phone and check their texts . 
nigga u soo finnuuckkin random ! 😑 😑 😑 😂 😂 😂 
last night was like a remake of the hangover at kent state 😐 USERNAME USERNAME 
love my girl who i can actually be ugly around ! USERNAME #ew #praisejesus 
my dad always thinks i'm trying to kill myself when i'm sleeping because i wrap the blankets around my face 😒 
USERNAME sure is 😑 lol . i'm gonna dm mine & you better use it , punk ☺ 
this wind is soo disrespectin my freshly flat ironed hair b4 church 😒 
had a huge breakfast that consiste d: eggs , bacon , cinnamon rolls , and biscuits . #yummy (: 
caitlin needs to come home ... we have been alone in her house for awhile USERNAME #helpus #bored URL 
USERNAME unrelate d: how many times have you seen lincoln ? 
USERNAME i sorryy 😖 you'll have to take that up with him . 
this bitch really just said i wonder who invented weed . 😐 
still got that cramp in my back from yesterday >.< 
i always wake up with headaches >.< what's wrong with me ? ! 
USERNAME ctfuu big kitty , but wordd my mother fat ass playin wit the shit 😑 
#oomf would be so much better if they texted in the weekends and not just weekdays 😐 😐 
USERNAME just yelled at me 'cause i wouldn't cuddle . d: #lol #relationshipproblems . #wishshewouldunderstand #jk #trollin #iloveher 
i just dropped ma whole plate of breakfast and broke the plate ! >_< 
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my hearts hurting right now from all tje worries 😣 
USERNAME it's such a shame honestly 😔 😒 shit is so fucked up an it seems to all be gettig worse and worse instead of all better 
i hate going anywhere with my mother . 😒 #alwayslate 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm down ! sleem you better be cheering for me though 👏👍👌 😏 
last night my messages wouldn't send 😒 had me pissed . 
USERNAME we're in the same boat . 😒 &lmfaoo cuz i get paid the 15th . 
USERNAME me too man >.< & then i came home all late from my curfew but hopefully my mom didn't notice she was asleep 
USERNAME shh ✋ you don't have to state the obvious 😏 
USERNAME yeah i know & my dad wants to move there 😒 🔫 
i spent all my money on nellys last night , 😔 😒 #fatpeopleproblems 
my mom is finally starting to really trust me again 😏 👍 
cleaning out my grandmas house today . so many memories washed away with the storm . 😣 
USERNAME must be nice 😒 i'm getting to clean house , wash someone's clothes , and do homework . gayy 
if your gf doesn't like a bitch , you don't talk to that bitch . 😼 
about to get up & get ready for work , 12-7 >.< 
that moment when you're at the gym and you think your headphones blow out . 😁 😖 😤 
last night i tasted the worst mixed drink ever . #eww 
USERNAME gotta share my other mostest fave .. #wishlist maybe bc i grew up on vedder- or bc he is truly a go d: ) URL 
ugh i hate being woken up .. it's barely 8 ! 😒 
USERNAME good luck . it's gonna get really annoying >_< 
if you don't clear your misunderstanding in time they become the reason for distance 4ever ... 😒 
my weekends go by too fast >.< #slow that shit down ! ! ! ! 
id be happy with my body if i didnt have a huge ass belly v.v lol . 
USERNAME lol what happen and you been stop texting my phone too 😒 
i don't know why USERNAME thinks 7am and 8am are the appropriate times to wake me up ... 😒 
last night was totally not worth it . naptime countdown: 4.5 hours 😒 
can't believe it , weekends already almost over .. d: 
i was tryna have a conversation with corey then sam wanna interrupt it . >.< 
USERNAME did he ever concede ? i've been catching up some much needed sleep since pbo git re- electe d: ) 
da d: for every guy you see who you've had some sort of relation with , i get a dollar . 
morning twitter 😏 still kinda sleepy so im finna go back to sleep .💤lol✌ 
today , my tl will be filled with people thanking god like sunday is the only day he wakes us up in the morning >.< 
about to be on the road again . doing project stuff on the weekend <<<< 😐 
USERNAME i look like i'm on dike patrol #never #ew 
ugh i wanna skip school so bad tomorrow and go to sv's games , but i have basketball pictures 😑 😑 😑 😑 #thankstowhoeverscheduledpicturestomorrow 
soo i've discovered that i take my clothes off on my sleep 😒 not sure if this is a good or bad thing 😏 
so hot in my roomm .... i should prolly leave 😏 
USERNAME omg now i feel bad i'm sorry 😔 😩 😖 😢 
dear donal d: you are an irrelevant windbag . what you think and what you say don't matter to anyone . get over yourself . 
in case anyone was wondering , USERNAME says his breath smells like dick this morning . #ew 
to those who serve or have serve d: thank you 
sad but true 😑 rt USERNAME #rt if you woke up with sex on your mind . 
😑 😑 😑 😑 i have no comment in that 
USERNAME cant know what u need to tell me if u dnt text back #nervous #hateit 
frien d: what if your next boyfriend hates justin bieber ? 
my body hurts i feel like if i got hit by a train >.< 
i wish i had enough willpower to dress nice because everyone probably thinks i'm a bum considering i love in tshirts and norts/leggings 😖 😔 😁 
& since im paid , niggas be muggin me , you know i'm muggin back . 😒 
pharmacy technician - rite ai d: ( #woodstock , ga) URL #pharmaceutical #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
pharmacy technician - rite ai d: ( #cumming , ga) URL #pharmaceutical #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
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USERNAME hah , yeah right . whatever .. lol i know that was to mee ! 😌 😏 
you pissed me off , it's raining , i'm tired , i want to cuddle , i need a good movie to watch & i miss my best friend ! ! #frustrating 😒 😏 😔 😞 😥 😢 😠 💔 ☔ 
well i was gonna go o church with my grandad but he actin like he don't wana go now 😒 
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when a guy takes more mobile pics of himself than me < 😒 
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USERNAME that was only for one night >_< #dontjudgeme slut ! 
missing dexter and the walking dead tonight >.< i wonder if the student i'm gonna stay with has a tv , and likes zombies and serial killers .. 
#hospitality #job in #laurel , m d: in-store demo-event specialist at crossmark URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#hospitality #job in #laurel , m d: in-store demo-event specialist at crossmark URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
my aunt is aggy .. playing with my little boobies wishing hers was still young and perky like that 😒 #teamsmallboobies ! 
#hospitality #job in #mountainhomeafb , i d: food svc wkr (cm-bk) at army and air force exchange service URL 
#hospitality #job in #idahofalls , i d: in-store demo-event specialist at crossmark URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#hospitality #job in #idahofalls , i d: in-store demo-event specialist at crossmark URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
lmao ! your still the same old skank ... when u gunna learn😷 #disgusted 
2:14 2sam-david chose to fall into the hands of his go d; he asked god not to let him fall into the hands of men . #hope #htstewart #kpr 
wellness ambassador - rite ai d: ( #goleta , ca) URL #healthcare #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#nursing #job in #rockville , m d: maryland travel nursing jobs - icu rn at soliant health URL #jobs 
#nursing #job in #emmett , i d: clinical case manager , registered nurse , rn , mds at sunbridge healthcare URL 
#customerservice #job in #hagerstown , m d: client service specialist at first data URL #veteranjob #jobs 
#retail #job in #hagerstown , m d: retail coverage merchandiser - part-time at acosta URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
wellness ambassador - rite ai d: ( #rockland , me) URL #healthcare #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#customerservice #job in #hagerstown , m d: workforce analyst at first data URL #veteranjob #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
she know she doing some right when she the first person i think about when i wake up 😏 >>> 
~~ this nigga still tryna get this rap career of the ground i see ..... 😒 😒 
my parents noticed my recent credit card activity #busted 😒 
be good or be good at it . 😏 😏 
1 year ago today <<<<<<<< the absolute worst day of my life can't stop thinking about it 😖 
i saw you pay with a hundred dollar bill and you only owed like $24 .... so i know you had enough money to tip , you little brats 😒 
why am i already on break ? ? ! ? ! ! ! ? is it 2 :3 0 yet ? 😑 
wellness ambassador - rite ai d: ( #kinnelon , nj) URL #healthcare #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i hope i do good enough in track this year to get to run in college i want to run in college so bad 😒 
he is weird . #lulu #bubby #sleeping #bored USERNAME @ da rooster crib . ! URL 
shift supervisor - rite ai d: ( #millerplace , ny) URL #businessmgmt #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
not to be dramatic , but it's so cold it's uncomfortable to sleep 😣 
USERNAME lmfao i can't help it . my finger just keeps pushing the button 😑 
of course i'd have dreams about getting pulled over 😒 
payroll & operations manager - standard chartere d: ( #newyork , ny) URL #hr #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
francis boutta be dumb hyped tellin me bout this lmfao he gone be like 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i hate people on facebook that just want attention . gtf stupid bitch . 😒 
she's a blunt begging bitch an i dont wanna stand by her 😒 
#sales #job in #hagerstown , m d: proactive lead generation at first data URL #veteranjob #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
aint it #irritating when you loose the remote ? 😑 
USERNAME happybirthday ! ! 💪 😏 💪 get a little extra faded today 🍻🎉🎁🎈 
USERNAME ya , USERNAME where ya at ? ! 😏 😏 
thanks to those whom took part in our sunday morning radio net . next one is saturday evening at 7pm est (-5 gmt) on 27.155 lsb #cbradio # dx 
back to knoxville for the third day in a row 😑 
woke up to a text saying hey babe where u at ima roll thru ! it was my gf but me like a dumbass was sleeping :( fuck i'm pisse d: ( 
USERNAME you're the one who said it ! it's probably ross' fault for not offering a geography class 😏 
i made tea and didnt even drink it .. 😐 
USERNAME you don't need to grow anymore . you're tall enough d: 
craving ihop again lol back to the old days of eating it once a week 😣 
lmao chill out girl i don't roll that way so don't get all ma d: d 
that was a nice way to wake up . 😒 
pastor rice preache d: you will only get what you are willing to fight for . 
it really sucks when i wanna have a huge bum out day & i have a shit ton of school work 😕 😐 
you guys can text me now 😏 cause you know my phone works& errythangg 😌 
dad hevery up out of the bathroom i smell like a whole college party ... #eww 
USERNAME bit me ! i have two big ass teeth marks on my arm 🐺😬 😒 
i hate being a girl these cravings are fucking stupid . 😒 
i asked my dad for a jett's for my bday and christmas he turned me down 😐 
i woke up to july rubbing ia in my face and everything that she's seeing . when i go back to boston ima do the same . 😏 #bitch 
USERNAME that's the shit that's get sick easily too 😤 😖 
USERNAME 😑 that's the face i'm making rightnow ! lol 
i was in bed by 11 last night on a saturday night 😱 had a very good sleep that was very much needed 😏 
have not been this sick in a hot minute . kill new 😣 😷😩😤 😵 👂👀👎 
came into work 2 hours before it opens to clean 😑 
why is my mond doing this to me . >_< 
went to bed feeling like crap , woke up feeling like crap . 😒 
everyone wanna text me when i'm falling asleep 😡 😒 . 
USERNAME please wake up your brother lol i think his phone is off and he's gonna be late to work 😑 
why is my mind doing this to me . >_< 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME my head hurts ! ! ! 😖 
i want some food , where it at 😑 🍳🍌🍓🍏🌽🍍🍐🍒 #hungry #aaf 
great way to start my morning , smh . 😔 😒 😞 😠 
i'm going to have to urban dictionary the phrase 😑 😒 #idontbeknowingthough 
random calls are always cute . but @ 5 in the fucking morning while im sleeping . then try to have a serious convo . there's no fuckin way ! 😑 😳 🔫 
after volleyball maybe hang with him n then my weekend will be complete d: ) 
cut down a tree and hacked it to bits (in a flannel shirt , no less) while girls played in the yard . achievement unlocke d: stereotypical dad 
just added to my list #pinterest boar d: ad-hoc , yountville (napa), ca URL 
hen people wear see thru shirts and all they fat be showing #eww 
s/o to the molly geeks da kid star-statis will be da next to blow 😏 
will you really not miss me ? these questions keep going through my min d: ( 
why is my mom making me go to the laundromat like we don't have a washer and dryer 😑 😑 😑 
gotta go get some charcoal for tmw in a min . but idon't feel like moving 😑 
so cozy under the blanket . don't wanna get up 😞 😣 
#job in #hyattsville , m d: director of research development , planning and ... at medical staffing network URL 
USERNAME needs to put on some freakin pants her ass is out ahh 😬 😑 
USERNAME i already got starbucks a few minutes ago 😏 #toolate #sorrynotsorry URL 
you want to make it up to ? give me some head & we even 😏 
i keep tryna tell her it's my dog . but the bitch just won't listen 😒 
#it #job in #bethesda , m d: java developer at cybercoders URL #cybercoders #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#it #job in #bethesda , m d: java developer at cybercoders URL #cybercoders #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#it #job in #hagerstown , m d: it business tech specialist at citi URL #citijobs #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME makes sense . i can't even be mad 😑 bad bitch contest i'm in first place . 
you want to make it up to me ? give me some head & we even 😏 
it's too early for me to be awake . 😒 
the generator picked up but the outlets won't work for my charger 😑 
having to sit out of the chapel cause your simulated baby 😒 <<<<<<<< 
72 spanish translations 😒 #msaguilar #spanish #sucks #go #die #in #a #hole #too #much #wor @ garcia house !  URL 
that annoying moment when you see cheerleaders with big white shoes #ew #no #youlooklikeaclown 
USERNAME oh no . my future fucking up ! 😏 😂 
sungar d: sungard iss vmware administrator ( #voorhees , nj) URL #it #sungard #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
getting my eyebrows done ! man this shit gon hurt ! >.< 
USERNAME 😑 you always say that & it never happens .. haha 
woke up with the right side of my face hurting & swollen because i'm wisdom tooth is coming in . 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME 10.4k niggass ! ! ! ! ! 😏 😏 😏 
director , systems and technical services - stream phase 3 - sungar d: ( #burlington , ma) URL #it #sungard #job 
scared for my life in this passenger seat .. 😣 
USERNAME thankfully my ex husband was a bug guy and i treat my own house #gross 
my dad on the weeken d: rise and shine bitches . my dad during the week: i'm too tired to go to work me: fuck you 
my phone needs to quit turning of by itself 😖 👻 
is it me or is time going by extra slow today 😒 
sungar d: system architect for sungard iworks ( #birmingham , al) URL #it #sungard #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
morning ! ! ! ! time to do work all day . #happysunday 😒 ✏📓 
beautiful day for soccer ! ! cant wait to knock some ratchets down 😏 
my tv needs to quit turning off on its own 👻 😖 
USERNAME lolx i was not being hard heade d; ; 
interesting ! rt USERNAME struggling to finish a writing project ? why you should write by han d: URL 
you don't need a giy to be happy , bitch . 😒 
when females tweet . i be like 😏 you got some good d , didn't you . . ? 
USERNAME nope , i convinced her yesterday 😏 but now my dad has to say yes 😑 
USERNAME i know but i'll be back soon ! come to gville please ! you messed up by not hanging out with me last time 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME is that even a question ? with all apologies to my canadian frien d: blue is the colour ! ! ! #cfc #bplonfox 
why the fuck is it so fucking cold all of a sudden v.v 
highlight of USERNAME #orangecentral weeken d: catching my mom tying otto's shoes ! @ schine student center URL 
is it too much to ask to watch the ravens in the comfort of my own home ? ? 😣 #ravens 
i lost the game . i puked . >.< but now im on a warm bus heading home . :) and this guy on the bus has some really pretty eyes ! 
im still laying in be d: ) i love lazy sundays 
theres nothing more that i hate than irrelevant people who start drama . 😬 😒 
what to do today ... #lost #bored #tired #ishould #do #amillionthings #but #imtired &lazy 
forever on his phone .. and me ? well i'm just sitting here bored 😒 @ ihop URL 
thanks god i got home in one piece ! #crazydriver #minivan 😖 😖 😖 
can someone burn down burger king i don't want to work #wahh 😐 😞 😒 
da d: i'm a hell of a lot better driver than u . mom: my dad taught me how to drive when i was 8 years old . you weren't even born yet #10years 
i wouldn't mind gaining 1k followers and having 20k+ tweets . 😏 
ugh , i was excited to hang out . 😒 
USERNAME i tried too but it just didn't happen . 😖 
USERNAME o well we can still drive when you come to my house 😏 
that was selfish . i feel like a puppy 😒 
when i need god i will look for him >.< 
it's so early , why am i at work ? 😖 
the smell of gasoline always gives me a headache . #hateit 
USERNAME that boy in your header w . you is soo cute >.< ! ! 
USERNAME i still have to finish homework ! ): and they close breakfast in 10minutes d: wah 
i should not have gone to the gym before work fml 😒 
what do ya know got up feeling like 👎 😣 😒 
happy veterans day . thank you to all who have/is serve d: -) 
“USERNAME URL holy crabcakes . this scared the shit out of me .... 🚬 😖 👾🍣 
threw up on my boots last night .. oh and ambers back 😖 fuckk 
USERNAME 😒 what the heck is wrong with these girls :( the poor babies😁 
pas rice preache d: finishing is very important ... taking something to completion is hard ... be determined to fight to the end 
when my sister drags my ass out of bed to go out to breakfast <<<<< 😒 #leavemealonee 
i'm just gonna pretend that i'm sleeping so my mom won't make me do chores 😏 
when hans and david eason follow my cousin on instagram 😖 🔫 
USERNAME oh haha . i still call her g . 😏 
empower women rt USERNAME the malala fun d: so URL 
pockets can't hold all dis cash i can loan yo man sum swag 😒 
relate d: i believe (not 100% certain) that my great uncle was still at the vatican when rome was declared open city . 
to all that have serve d; happy veterans day ! ! ! ! i broke my stuff out for church this morning ! URL 
proud of myself for not losing anything this weekend 😏 
#art #job in #gaithersburg , m d: graphic design intern at sonic promos URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
news flash . all the pictures of you blowing smoke out of your mouth aren't cool . like not even a little bit . #disgusting #whatsthepoint 
i think every girl gets a lil more jealous than a guy . #forreal 😑 
it feels good knowing i don't have school tomorrow 😏 💕 
yes i managed to finish an entire bottle of jäger yesterday and yes i feel like sheet today 😑 😖 😷 😣 😵 👎 
sleepy af ! ! ! can't party all night n thug it like i used too ! ! ( >_< )(~o~)zz( >_< )(~o~)zz (@ tele-sec) URL 
USERNAME i actually got a 3 soo ..... #thisjustgotweird 😐 
okay cool both my horses are caked in mud 😑 
boyfriend says: you cant withhold sex from me , then you wouldnt get it either . i smile d: .... from you ... 
USERNAME u deff need jesus 😏 sike we all domiss u pookster ! ! ! i wish i could've said bye :/ but i love u and i know you'll be good there 
brian and jacob sent multiple snapchats to everyone in my contacts 😑 
tot d: stop letting the unimportant things matter to you . some people will do their best to watch you be miserable , don't let them . 
i hate when people are so nice in person and thru text it's like #hateit 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME honestly i really need to see you soon . #missyourfaces 👎 😣 
glad im back home , but i miss monmouth already d: URL 
USERNAME or ill just punch so hard that it goes china 😒 
watch this baby sleep all day and decide to wake up at night 😒 
the worst thiing too eat is barbacoa ! eww that shit is nastyy ! >.< 
social media marketing intern - piehea d: ( #portsmouth , nh) URL #socialmedia #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#retail #job in #laurel , m d: fashion merchandising intern at upperthinking , llc URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i think i have to start working out and eating better #grreat 😒 
#businessmgmt #job in #spain , s d: paid business administration , marketing internshi ... at spain internship URL 
damn i was feeling myself last night for sure👍🍺🍻 😏 
why must there be so many raisins in this oatmeal ? ? ? #gross 
#skilledtrade #job in #saintinigoes , m d: mechanical technician 4 at northrop grumman URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
everybody on my damn tl , talking bout wake & bake >.< y'all niggas betta wake & pray 
USERNAME can you get up ! ! ! ! im just here bored looking at you sleep 😒 
#internship #job in #spain , s d: internship in chancellory at quabbala asesores , s . l . URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#internship #job in #spain , s d: paid it assistant internship in barcelona , spain at spain internship URL #jobs 
i wish my mom was here to make me breakfast . 😑 
#finance #job in #hagerstown , m d: financial analyst with growth (jrm( at robert half finance & accounting URL 
USERNAME flowers were delivered to my building on friday and still not claimed . can i put them to good use ? #rude ? 
#transportation #job in #fruitland , i d: truck driver class a part time at ryder URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
this is the 3rd time my nephew falls off the bed 😁 😑 ! 
when i'm mad i listen to tyler the creator 😒 
program intern - reach out and rea d: ( #boston , ma) URL #internship #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
it college to corporate internship program - vanguar d: ( #charlotte , nc) URL #internship #job #jobs 
internship - gas compressors , stress an ... - solar turbines incorporate d: ( #sandiego , ca) URL #internship #job 
USERNAME you should be in my bed , but it's whatever i guess 😒 
#education #job in #silverspring , m d: mentor counselor at take flight incorporated URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
- i don't know why i'm up so early when i went to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning ! >_< . 
i'm so used to waking up at 6 i can't even sleep in ! 😑 
this bitch over here snoring & i'm tryna sleep 😑 
not wanting to go to work today ... ruins my whole fuckkng day #gross #sickofworkonasunday #needtoswitchitup 
if you love someone let them go . if they're meant to be yours they'll come back . 😒 
when my mom yells at me for writing leggings << #shaddup 😒 
USERNAME why do i think you hate me ? 😐 
sky pissed on my shirt so i used it as firewood last night #juglife #pitb @ harlem worl d: lenox ave division URL 
when my mom yells at me for wearing leggings << #shaddup 😒 
my grandmother has been walking on the treadmill and singing adele for the past hour . 😣 🔫 
i'm hungry and USERNAME needs to make me something to eat 😖 😫 
tell me why everytime we fight , you feel the need to put our business on twitter 😒 grow up dood . 
USERNAME not fair ! i'm hungover , but there's no steak & shake anywhere around here . 👎 😒 
the fact that i have so much to do today scares me . i do not want to get out of bed . 😖 
who's tryna go to the outlets with me today ? USERNAME i'm talking about you .... 😏 
my hair appointment is at 12 and i still dont know what i what to do with it d; 
USERNAME i dont want to be jaile d: ( i must keep tweeting 
USERNAME i'm about to piss in his face fuck farting 😂 😒 
on the cool the last thing i remembered was me mad because all people were doing was standing or strolling 😑 😓 
my stepdad woke me up waay earlier than i should have woken up 😑 😔 #needagetacoffee ☕ 
it's cool don't text me back , i didn't want you to reply or anything ... 😒 
the fact i drove the trick all the way from bham & it wanna act up when we got to dixons mills .. 😒 
check my pal USERNAME at te dx at about 05 :3 6-getting the word out on the myth of happiness as way to the good life URL 
everybody in my house has a hang over 😒 😞 
#art #job in #uppermarlboro , m d: graphic design/layout unpaid internship opp ... at vision house publishers URL 
i'm siced ! i'm boutta get chipotle 😏 😏 😏 😏 
don't dance with coffee in your han d; lesson learned . gosh darnit . 
ew ! USERNAME , it's that kinda stuff that annoys me . 😑 
someone turned on the fan last night and now i can't feel my face #numb 😖 ⛄ 
no better way to spend my sunday #sundayfunday #cosmopolitan #alldaylong 😏 @ cohoe casa URL 
looves the maturity level of the people in this town .. 😒 #seriouslytho #whatthefuck 
triworl d: towerline records a&r positions available ( #miami , fl) URL #music #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
this is why i'm never home during the day . 👎 can't wait to leave 😒 
just got mcdonald's for the first time in 3 months and i am almost positive i'm going to be sick 😣 😷 
employers are laying workers off; cutting overhea d; reducing hours . obama's new economic reality: part time & work share -- no benefits . 
#job in #uppermarlboro , m d: administrative manager at vision house publishers URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME me ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? hehehe 😏 
why my fake name tag for rotc say buckly lmao ugh makes me thinks about #oomf >.< 
i'm sick of the same thing over & over , 😒 
ain't nun wrong with this single life , i'm just coolin 😏 
USERNAME that must be an invitation to be your friend . 😏 
woke up in a good moo d: ) lets hope it stays this way ! ! ! :) 
but u got your tweets locked for what ? ? 😐 😐 
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USERNAME 😂 or when someone spells stefan as stephan .. 😑 
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damn , had a good weekend scruff going but had to clean it up for open house… 😒 
USERNAME and you didn't stop to see me ? 😠 😑 
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spent my morning riding my horse , now back to homework 😒 
twitter is dead .. 😐 i guess i'll just go back to sleep . 
noo a cold front is coming through later . d: but goodmorning(; 
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it's not me who's waiting on go d; it's god who's waiting on me . 
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😒 😒 <--- how im looking at everybody at work right now 
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fucka takin a day & foeva to reply 😒 😠 
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i hate when people ask you for stuff but can't even say hi to you . 😒 
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i want something good for lunch . 😏 i'm starving 
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it seems like every sunday turns to complete crap 😒 
when my neighbors fight 😖 i feel so bad cuz he's always crying 
walked all the way to the snack shack & it wasnt open >_< . 
i'm happy things always work out for my friends . but when are things goanna brighten up for me ? 😒 
you never invite me to your brothers baseball game 😒 . 
my blister is so bad , my ankle is swollen 😖 😖 😖 #edcorlando #raverproblems 
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ugh i hate how he wakes up too early and by the time i go text it has already passed a couple of hours >.< than he takes forever to text bck 
god is doing something great this morning in church . don't miss out on what he has for you . #c3p dx 
no wtf he fakenn 😭 😭 😭 😭 😒 i want my candy by monday morning 
got so caught up in my projects that i forgot about my sport management test tomorrow ! ! 😖 
omg i j seen this girl everyone talks about that's so fake . like literally fake . lmfao i thought she was made up . #wtf #nasty 
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😒 woke up early to go to church to find out i don't have a ride ? ! we're is my father ? ? 
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USERNAME shut up youu ain't ugly lolol . mayybbee if you'd follow me back i'd mention youu . ! ! 😏 
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can i just not go to work but say i did ? wahh 😖 
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USERNAME 😳 no ! don't laugh she's not funny 😣 
the moment your mom tricks you into getting up by saying its later than what it really is 😑 
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i'm up way too late to actually get ready for work 😒 
i can't away from her ! ! ! ! ! she seems to think she know everyone i know 😒 
not getting out of bed till you text me back 😒 
lunch is a lot less exciting when you have to eat healthy stuff #yuck 
crazy how so much love can turn into so much hate , just like that 😒 🙍 
blew my nose ... and blood came out ... is thar bad ? d: 
seriously , christmas countdowns ? it's not even thanksgiving yet 😑 
i’m always amused each sunday with the biggest hoes checking in at church and quoting bible verses 😏 #iseeyou 
seriously my whole birthday i've been in a bad mood . 😒 
#sagittarius horoscope tells me to get the frick away from the one i love or else ill explode .. uhm i can do that 😏 
i guess ill never understand why writing a pointless tweet is more important to you that texting me back . 😒 😔 
ok soo what should i do after the game ? ? ? ? ? 😏 
unveile d: the ultimate wedding planning event ! yay msp ! (@ minneapolis convention center - ballroom a/b) URL 
hope this makes the vanier bulletin boar d: rt USERNAME all your amazing 3 star recruits will eventually play at there talent level , go texas 
USERNAME 😒 i have a video of you too ... i don't know how to post a video on twitter though , search fat guy dancing to my humps . 
will somebody write my paper ? it's on policing 👮 and i have no motivation to write it 😑 
julissa is being a lil brat today . and im not in the mood for it ! 😒 #tired just wanna sit back n relax ! 
i don't wanna eat . please don't force me USERNAME 😣 
those sugar cookies tho >>>. and i still got 12 more 😏 
emergency room at anderson in maryville . how do nicely tell someone they should be sitting in the flu section ? #gross #stophacking 
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USERNAME lmao it's the only reason i watch espn , not that rob let's us watch anything else 😒 
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USERNAME i had a dream and you were in it . we were really good friends at my old school and we hung out alot and then i woke up >_< 
USERNAME that's not fair . 😒 hope isaac don't let you sleep 
dry texting robb because i'm mad at him .. >_< 
USERNAME :o o omfgg , are you okaayy ? d: 
i can't be sleeping in . no matter how late i stayed up .. 😖 
wow ... we would drive 6 hours and it would get canceled .. 😔 😒 #softballprobz 
the aftermath of wee d: how the fuck did i get here ... #nobody 'sperfect 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i know i just was giving love to my homie . damn .. 😒 stand down . 
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USERNAME omg good ! the redford lady told me not to wear white 😒 
#it #job in #lanham , m d: software tester 4 at northrop grumman URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
damn i fucked up that pole dance tweet 😒 . y'all retweeted it tho so i guess it wasn't so bad . 
i'm about to barf , this old lady in the breakroom at work is eating sardines & crackers ! ! 😷 😖 😵 
homies say i'm the truest .. bitches think i'm the cutest 😏 
weeken d: #timeflies , downtown dallas , stockyards , billy bobs , k-state victory & now we are going to top it off with cather thanksgiving 
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#confessionnight …i want to express myself to him ! but i'm afraid he's going to take it as an joke ! > >_< < 
i know how i hope to spend my day today 😏 ugh 
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quis: where you stay on 6 mile .. chickenhea d: hell naw i stay on mcnickles . quis: —___— 
i look like a creeper when my twitter favorites random shit #hateit 
is this real life ? ? 66 one day then 36 and snowing the next ... wow 😒 URL 
so im sick ! ! ! ! 😣 😪 😥 i blame it on classic weekend ! ! ! 
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i always fall asleep on USERNAME when i text him lol . sorry jimmy d; 
i'm hungry ! hopefully the cookies are done ! 😣 
why is it soo difficult to get someone to work ugh 😒 
i cannot believe USERNAME just dutch ovened me .... #pissed #disgusted 
why does #oomf have to be so stubborn ? 😒 
USERNAME im quite sad about that i need some alexa in my life d: 
time to buckle down and do this research paper . 😒 👎 
these hoes throw down that 😼 but don't know how to throw down in the kitchen to feed their kids . ! 
i always bitch about wanting a boyfrien d; but really , i could use an actual , real-life best friend . 
id rather sleep somewhere else than my house all this longass weekend fuhk 😑 
i know , we did quite well USERNAME i really didn't think you'd believe i wasn't coming 😏 
spotte d: uma thurman @ uws farmers market . and i thought chelsea was celeb-infested . 
after im done blow drying my hair , imma box since my arm , legs & hands are feeling better >.< 
let me tweet #emawingaga like 500 fucking times . 😒 
so i think i'm going to be the only one in school 😑 
just now getting up ? i could get used to this 😏 
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damnn this kid needs to hurry up i'm tryna get my renaissance on 😒 
i hate that song by ellie goulding . 😒 🔫 
having a good day w michael and his family but i am so sleepy and all i can think about is my bed and all this homework i have to do 😣 
taking showers are all good until you gotta get out >_< 
i wanna punch this dude in the face ! #ew #mylifeisalifetimemovie 
i wake up pensandoo kqq va ser un diaa divertidoo ,, peroo despuess im like aahh es domingoo >.< 
like how in the hell do yall sit around & play musical boyfriends when you're best friends ? ! #gross 😷 
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USERNAME girl they're mad because they probably do the same thing in their room #ew #ratchet 
people keep reminding me what i did last night 😒 damn i feel as though i can't show my face anymore 😂 
USERNAME then her and that lightskin girl with braces was like oh are you rick ? then was like ohh that’s deandre twin . 😑 😑 😂 
bored with myself .. color hair ? piercings ? tattoos ? :/ #needastylist #stylists #bored #somethingnew #help 
dad tryna make me go to church . i go 3 times a week 😒 he needs to let me sleep 
i want more but i don't want to use any more tea bags cuz i don't want to run out d: 
this movie on fx has a character that looks exactly like USERNAME lol 😏 
USERNAME get off our dicks . we can't all be constant ragers like you ... 😒 
USERNAME niall i'm sick , what should i do to feel better ? d: 
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hey USERNAME you look pretty hot on your front porch with those glasses and sweats 😏 😊 
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"USERNAME no one can take from us what we'd lay down without regret . our lives are borrowe d; our love is all we'll leave behind USERNAME 
tryouts went really goo d: ) five more hours then im going all the way to lake orion for oakland elite tryouts ! 
not my mom try to steal my ipad cord tho 😒 
i hate when i tap on an ig picture (because it makes it load faster in my head) and i end up liking it unintentionally . 😒 
USERNAME girl bye ido have money ! & you can use those 20 for your nails 😏 
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USERNAME not til 3 but i'm still in brooklyn 😣 
these hoes don't know you right ? but they have everything to say about you ? oh ok . 😒 😩 
USERNAME oh wow lol dude i dont even . know how to start it >.< 
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i just realized this was the last weekend before break and i didn't do shit 😑 
i have no idea what i'm doing for thanksgiving 😒 
the people in churches makes my head spin ! ! ! 😏 #fakes 
p dx > sfo (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 23 others) URL 
o come , let us sing unto the lor d: let us make a joyful noise 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i've heard of that its sucks cause . you cant have sex >.< 
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someone feed me before i become a mad woman ! 😒 
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haven't been on twitter lately but .... 4m da looks of my tl i ain't missing shit 😒 
my dad always takes my lighters outta my car ... 😒 
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i wanna study outside but i'll get too distracted 😖 
well so much for going hunting this morning 😐 i didn't even make it home in time to go 😂 
i'm regret tellin this fool that i lowkey missed him last night nd i was sober 😒 
comps always put me in a better moo d: ) 
its really nt a good idea to keep pushing the same persons button & if the person is nt a morning person nt a good idea #jstsayin 😖 🔫💣 
it's cold as fuck in this car my toes are frozen . should have wore some heels that aren't open-toe 👎 😖 
and just when i thought i had stop being mad 😑 
i used to actually like this song .... #lololololol #eww #toomuch URL 
party on the 23rd at my bitches when i get hoome 😏 👍 #wgw 
idk if i could go to the lord with it on my body tho . 😒 
no sweetheart i don't play i am hard to get . it takes more that u calling me a pretty face 😒 
i think i'm going to get my wonderful sandwich from ways today 😏 
to my future husban d; propose to me at dodge park . i'm not even kidding . 
like these atl niggas are on my shit twin ! USERNAME we gotta take a trip together ! they love us lightskins ! lbs 😏 👌 
go d: if i ask for it and it's not what you want me to have , please don't give it to me . #balance 
lol these girl ask me what another world for butt and i just respond ass . she say nope tushy ? i'm confuse >.< lol 
happy birthday USERNAME it truly is an honor to do worship with you ! have an awesome day frien d: ) 
USERNAME say 1 more fuckin thing about justin i dare you to . i'll fuckin hurt . just stfu because you look stupid . >.< 
woke up with cramps all through my body . 😣 #wtf 
this 4 hour car ride is going to be awful 😒 
after this weekend , def needing 3 things . 1-sleep 2-ibuprofen & 3-gatorade 😣 💊😴 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME nwo and dx was the all time greatest tag teams 
mac and cheese pt . 3 needs to drop already 😑 
qot d: "in times of great stress and adversity , its always best to keep busy&plow your anger &your energy into something positive .-lee lacocca 
my should of had a son . i am not about this yard work . 😒 
USERNAME ikr i was like tf she does and cristal says yeah she does that's sad how can she let him do that >.< 
fierro con la chacalosa de jerez ! ! ! 😏 👍🎺 
still hiccuping 😒 this being goin on since last night 
fuck being in love from now on ... just lemme take the dx x and go :-) #fxcklovestaystrapped 
today was not a good day to wear heels 👠 😖 
this nigga got on a tight ass shirt and it's tucked in 😏 really ? 
lmfao at the niggas that were odee starin at my mom and i just now 😋 😏 
my voice is a bit hoarse right now , bull 😣 
' i hate when a nigga don't fuckin play with me >.< you not slick tf . 
man it's 12 in the afternoon this sleep over been over where these kids parents 😐 
-no , soy sonámbulo . >_< ha , ha ! 
solo dolo in this life #ithappends 😒 😕 😏 ✈ 
call her your sister ? ... but y'all fucking ? yeah i see the connection 😒 ✋ #shitourgenerationmakeup " 
60 degrees outside ? word ? lmao watch all the white girls in my neighborhood bring out the flip flops 😒 ✋ #icant 
red camara outside ready to be drove who wanna valet me ? ? ? 😏 
staying in today cuz im procrastinating to do two essays by tomorrow afternoon <<<< #notcool ! 😑 
seriously ! what am i suppose to say to this text 😣 😯 🙊 
USERNAME a real girlfrien d: will be on you , text you everyday , fight with you , cares about you , listens to you , & loves you like no one has ! 
my pretty when she wake up ! well you know she iss 😏 
fuck i dont wanna get outa bed . its so cold 😣 
talking about sex with my mom & dad is nasty 😒 
starting to think 118 gave me water instead of vodka last night . i was straight sober . 😒 
i take my shirt off , show my chest 😏 #np 
USERNAME USERNAME i see her every weekend i think i would know if she's ugly or not 😒 
the conversation we texting about right now >>>>>>><<<< nobody would ever understan d: ) love that dude 
i don't fux with no shave november . i like clean shaved men #gross 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME overlea is full gay so trust me you shouldn't even think about going there 😑 , i go there that's why 
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heaven right now . now all i gotta do is make it lol 😣 URL 
USERNAME aww lol . don't worry . i'm that way about eating at mcdonald's . #disgusting 
if iose my voice again today i swear 😒 🔫 
bored out of my mind and its only the first day of football being over 😖 
lmaoo rt USERNAME but im happy with my dark skin drake terry ... 😒 
USERNAME ........ once again i force myself up for youu ! 😑 
fuck me right , second day here and i'm sick 😑 
can't wait to leave this state and goto europee 😏 
USERNAME mine didn't have mayonnaise on it either ! 😔 it was gross regardless ! #fastfoodisgross 😏 
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okay he texted back 21 min ago >.< still i feel like he takes forever for someone tht isn't doin anything ;x 
USERNAME i was just in preppy palm , and my dad wouldnt get me these earings 😒 they were like gold skulls they were so cute dude ! ! ! ! 
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my bestfriend left to the bathroom & her dog is just starring at me 😖 he doesn't like me . 😔 🐶 URL 
i tell these niggas what they wanna hear , just to keep them quiet and wrap around my finger 👏 😊 😏 
man my mood is really changing and not for the better either :0( >_< 
i hate how people think physiological disorders aren't real . like seriously , stfu you wouldn't know because you don't have it . 😒 😒 😒 
scotland hill now: 58 cloudy . win d: nw 4.4 mph . gusts: 7.9 mph 
i hate when i sneeze like 6 times in a row >.< 
not nearly as sick as i should be . good 'ol was mighty tasty last night . i'm sure i tasted that f*ckin jack last night . #gross 
just did about 4 loads of laundry , kaylen bathed and dressed , he's now napping .. as i continue the rest of the laundry 😐 
9 days till my birthday and i have no plans 😣 
someone should comeover and save me from my boredom 😒 😭 
USERNAME lol so what if i snore , leave me be 😒 😞 
the october challenge is seriously the dumbest one yet 😐 
when is it gonna be cold already .. 😑 😢 
i want to burn this shithole down so bad . 😒 #fuckschool URL 
finished bron last night in dark , rainy p dx . USERNAME you might be onto something with this whole scandi crime wave . #netflixnordics #p dx 
i want to ride 4 wheelers ! why do people not do that around here ? ! 😒 😔 
kinda wish jax would wake up so we can play ..... #nolife #bored #wakeywakey #son #sleeping #bestfriends 
when colton starts talking time about trucks<<< 😑 completely clueless . 
lots of weird people on the subway in dc ! ! 😐 🚇 
is exalted . sing unto the lor d; for he hath done excellent things: this is known in the earth . 
my mom has a benign tumor in her ear causing hearing loss d: 
slept for 13 hours and i'm still tired . i hate wine hangovers 😖 #needcoffee 
yeah right ! ill gladly turn darkskin on twitter 😒 
USERNAME i know you would've loved being at that game . we had soo much fun . wish we'd have won 😏 
USERNAME it is , how are you smoking and you're pregnant . 😒 😑 
USERNAME bro i hate it lol . im legit in nowherevill .. no girls , no parties , just baseball and working out lol like 😑 
if all you can do is tweet about how drunk you were last night , then you clearly aren't mature enough for it . 😒 
my mom video called me on tango this morning <<<<<< 👎 😕 😒 
today and tomorrow is homework day for me .. aww goodness . 😔 😒 
i felt like fuckin aladdin 💪 😏 #vest #drunk #pourinwhiletheyretourin @ club santo URL 
USERNAME cheer up , goodness . you're making me depressed with all your sad tweets d: 
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he has gotten even cuter lol ... dx mn daddy ;) 
where's my daddy when i need him ? i want food 😒 😭 
my fucking dog is hyper >.< he's jumping on the couch & the tables >.< lol 
my bestfriend's dog is coming up to me ... oh oh 😖 
USERNAME haha yea i'm just guna walk around with a t shirt and undies .. no one better look 😏 hahah jk 
USERNAME worst is stevie johnson . am i gonna need him & drop for which d: ravens , cowboys , lions ? ? ? 
sundays= laundry , tons and tons of laundry 😒 🔫👎 
it's veterans day tomorrow and scotland doesent have school . but marlboro does ? imma throw a bullshit flag on that one 😒 
sitting at a bar at 12:15 in the afternoon . what has my life come to ? 😐 
not sure if i'm more excited when the packers win , or when the bears lose 😏 
i have to be at work at 12 and i'm already ready to be off 😏 
i laugh at myself to much ;b i been acting stupid af lately -__- .. it needs to stop , some people really are starting to think im dumb d: 
eyes rolled back i can tell when you cu*ing 😏 💦 
my dog kept me up all night .. and just woke me up . he's soo annoying 😒 
clearly my boyfriend loves me .... i mean just look at all those tweets . 😒 
your in the house of god , respect it ! ugh ! 😒 
now when USERNAME favorites my tweeting during church tweet , does that mean he agrees that i shouldn't , or he is similarly guilty ? 😏 
what to do today ? what to do .. #needplans #bored 
have a great sunday everyone and stay blesse d: -) 
#thingsmydaddytaughtme when he gives you this face 👉 😐 you know you better fucking fix what you did wrong .. 
some people do some dirty shit & expect you to be cool with it ! ha 😒 
i can't get up for my life anymore and i'm usually an early bird 😐 #sleepy #whyamisotired 
god people put me in such a bad mood ! no to mention i'm mean when i'm hungry ! 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME *bites my lip and blushes* guys stop it ugh now im on that mood dx 
go to buy groceries and i bring the wrong card 😐 😑 
it's raining outside .. not good for my hair 😖 
USERNAME #youghetto haha ahh you wouldn't hangout with us anyways ! 😑 
my cramps are making me want to jump in front of a dirt bike . 😣 🔫 😳 😭 
i heard my mom saying something about eating menudo somewhere , but i was too sleepy to understan d: b 
i'm about to roll up , ain't got anyone to talk to #bored 
maybe that's why i'm fat as fuck now .. i haven't danced in so long 😒 
totally recording the notebook special edition tonight because i'll be at work 😏 lol #favoritemovie 
#thingsigetalot that i have a black girls ass . 😒 
USERNAME i have to /: my ends are super dead :o i'm jst getting a trim >.< 
been with out my baby mitchell for like 3 days 💔 👍 😿 😐 😟 
ever since i dyed my hair back redish i'm scared to see USERNAME USERNAME & USERNAME 😒 
my sister stole my laptop just to watch caillou while i working on my project , who does that >.< 
ugh i had to force my belly ring back in ,,, that shit jus hurt like hell 😖 
wante d: someone with a scottish accent to follow me around and tell me bedtime stories . male preferred . apply within . 
the episode of spongebob when he starts hoarding every little piece of garbage because of yeahh , that's me . 😐 
i really want to go to a fucking mexican party 😖 #iwanttodance 💃 
i think about 12/21/12 . & i hope the world doesn't end ... i spent my whole life at school if it does ! :( 😒 
falling for the wrong people yeahh i'm good at that shit >.< 
i really wish me and my love could just have a day to ourself ... #justathought would be nice 😒 
i'm like hell nah i'd beat devante's ass 😏 😁 
it's not that i mind , it's just that i pay every time and i've never gotten a thank you for any of it . 😒 
can't wait til i'm off this weekend . 😑 😠 
rey do my hw & then play the game , i wanna go outside tho , but no one lives near mervo or city ! >_< 
assistant general manager - old orchard - other - westfiel d: ( #chicago , il) URL #businessmgmt #job #jobs 
hate waking up and ruining a great dream 😭 😒 
#it #job in #seatpleasant , m d: development and grant writing inte ... at seat pleasant volunteer fire dept . URL 
what did i ever see in you ... holy obnoxious . and also you're white , not black . 😒 
USERNAME i know i'm scared she's gonna cut too much >.< 
worst migraine of all time . i can't even keep my eyes open . 😐 
and now is one of those times 2 girls need 4wd ! 😒 
if this 2012 election did not make you realize the voter protection act is still neede d: you're a republican ! a pissed off republican ! 
USERNAME your so very welcome :) haha yea he's too big to be doing all that ! almost ripped that toenail clean off your toe 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao i'm abouta go shoot y'all 🔫 😖 
hanging out at #tscp dx ! (@ urban airship) URL 
haha omg how are you going to on facebook . that's crazy , you were soo good at doing sexual things doe 😒 😔 
we invited you , not you your brother and his 8 kids 😒 #shitty 
USERNAME not us💗 ☺ its cool we still got the wolf pack 😏 
dad , stfu stop talking to everyone in sight and lets leave . 😐 
listening to your heart > listening to your single friend . 😒 
woke up just now and grazed my right ear against my pillow and screamed ... gotta love that part of a new piercing . i'm awake now . 😑 
isaiah 54:14 in righteousness shalt thou be establishe d: thou shalt be far from oppression; fo URL 
when your roommate leaves puke bags in the living room <<<<< #yuck ! 
im salty af , i wish my hair wasn't messed up i go with them >.< 
mm i smell goo d: ) lovin this new fragrance 
USERNAME what the hell is going on in your profile picture ... ? 😐 
USERNAME or maybe it's psychological and it's only big when you think it is ! ! 😐 
in forever 21 orientation and the only white girl , go figure 😒 
USERNAME nick , the one im always on the phone w/ d; 
USERNAME i don't have the balls to cut my hair myself >.< but hopefully it comes out good , ill show you if i do cut it (: 
when im old enough i really wana go to a shooting range 🔫🔫🔫🔫 sounds like fun 😏 
dear october ... rent:$1250, gas:$200, petco:$80, internet:$70, studentloan:$55, creditcar d: $200, utilities:$30, booze:$70+ .... thanks a lot . 
USERNAME USERNAME i don't know who you are d; lol tell me hi tomorrow , then ill know lol 
but my body is cold cause of the water 😐 
just seen the commercial for that new cheddar bacon onion burger from mcdonald's all i know is i need that in my life today 😁 😖 😩 
who tries to get married then a week later get there preagnet at the age of 16 😑 
USERNAME he visits me everyday just to tell me he loves me 😏 didn't you know his songwas dedicated to me ? 
i hate when bitches put on makeup on bart . this is not your personal space , i do not wanna see u coverin up ya pimples . 😒 
just want to cuddle up with some hot chocolate and watch a movie , but noo i have to go to the play 😒 
i don't ever apologize; i only apologize when i know i was in the roam .. 😒 
every time i come home something bad happens involving my car . i'm seriously done driving 😖 
if you're in the military , you would think the wouldn't be fake 😒 😒 😒 😒 #aintgottimeforit 
i thought somebody important mentioned me :d but it was just spam d: 
to all the people who don't wash their hands after using a public bathroom ... you disgust me . 😒 😠 😷 
carol's quote of the sermon: sin will make u stupi d; mine: godly discipline is redemptive / see we both listen USERNAME 
i'm coming home ! ! (: (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 17 others) URL 
USERNAME USERNAME jonathan you only a few months older so ha 😏 & lol whatever saul 😂 
all i want is yokahama right now ... too bad it's like 1000 miles away ... 😒 🍣 
it was my first time driving threw a drive thru and she's taking pictures of me getting the food ... 😒 
the drive to lafayette by myself is so boring #hateit 
y'all think its all g bra .. algebra ! ! ! ! ! ! ! smfh USERNAME tuff 😐 
USERNAME i feel like i'm gonna be on my game tonight with the tweets 😏 
USERNAME lmao -.-t you guys gotta come thru la asap with it >.< 
all i want is yokohama right now ... too bad it's like 1000 miles away ... 😒 🍣 
vans , drumset , music thats mee ! d: #haha 
they'll jst laugh & tell me to get dressed 😒 
i hate when my mother rushes me and then when i'm finally ready she tells me to wait 10 minutes 😒 
lol when's senior skip day ? i'm tired of school 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME i woke up at 330 out of nowhere then fell back asleep and now i'm awake again . 😣 
seeing the person next to you at a red light pick their nose #eww #awkward 
i really wanna go to atlanta ! ! ! 😒 
and two weeks with out texting my best friend 💔 😣 USERNAME 
i don't want to leave ! i still want more sleep ! d: (@ hyatt regency irvine w/ 2 others) URL 
our room is fucking freezing ! d: the rest of the house is warm .. not fair > :( 
my boss is scary me ! ! ahh 🙊🙈 😐 #pottymouth 
i need to go to lowes . have an urge to build something for the house . bookshelf , birdhouse , fence , who knows . #grownassmanproblems 🔨✏📐🏠 😑 
starbucks , sumo , blenders and in n out why don't you deliver ? i think you should start 😏 
USERNAME pinche peda de anoche 😖 never again will i drink ! 
i wish i could sub tweet about you but i'd be too obvious 😐 #seriously 
USERNAME wish i didn't have to work 😒 it's so nice out ! 
i don't see how this is going to work ! i need a car ! 😒 😑 
trentonn im gonna see his face soon ... oh and all you other randoms 😒 lol . 
happy veterans' day ! “USERNAME downloa d: gov . malloy's official #veteransday proclamation URL 
i seriously needa clean my room . i'm just too lazzyy . 😒 
you think beef is some twitter shit ? ? ! ? ! ! im talking that real nigga shit ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😐 😒 😏 
USERNAME yeahh i'm doing great ! haha , you have no idea >.< so pretty ! youll see me with one in no time ^-^ 
if you're going to post statuses back-to-back , might as well get a twitter . 😒 
i'm hungry but i don't feel like walking to the cafe from these quads 😑 🔫 
#internship #job in #elkton , m d: law practice intern at washington college URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
my dog literally just ate my food off the counter 😒 #bigpuppyproblems 
tryout to bake cookies and sophia keeps kicking the counter when i lean forward >.< 
USERNAME i was having anxiety panic attacks over & over for like 2 hours last night until i cried myself to sleep 😣 
happy birthday to one of my favorite people in the whole worl d: USERNAME happy 18th birthday guera ! wishing you the best today & always ! 
USERNAME 😒 does he also send you really sweet good morning texts and sends you flowers and calls you just to tell you that he loves you ? 
i want ihop but everybody is either sleeping or busy . 😒 😁 
my mentions be poppin late at night ... iont even mess wit my daytime followers like that 😒 
my room smells like burnt hair ; hairspray ; lotion & baby ! 😖 USERNAME 
USERNAME 😒 yea and we called y'all to see if y'all wanted to go to columbia with us but no answer 
my mom pissing me off she throwwing crums of bread at me #lilgirlmuch 😒 😠 
the awkward moment when you walk outa the locker room in your spongebob pants and the guys honey baked team stares at you 😑 
lol does that make me a loser 😒 lol whatevs 😋 💗 
cuz i'm on my way to tennessee , singin georgia on my min d; ) #brantleygilbertmorethanamile ;) USERNAME 
im watching the flinstones movie . im bored as shit . 😑 
it was good to hear from oomf this morning . #not #lol 😒 
i can't believe i'm actually saying this but i wish i stayed home . 😒 
i don't understand how someone can eat mcdonalds . #gross #notfood #nocustomerservice 
definitely woke up on the wrong side of the bed . 😒 
make a surprise drive home and no one is even here 😒 
wth ! why is my aunt here >.< she doesn't like us . 😒 
i wonder how long it will take my computer to connect this time ... 😒 
cause i thought my thug forgot about me . d; lol . 
some people are just so ignorant it's astonishing ... others are so ignorant they don't know what astonishing means . 😒 
my 3 favorite places in this worl d: my bed , my hot tub , and the press . i am currently in one of these . guess which one ! 
i'm sorry :( i just have a lot of feelings rt USERNAME #oomf always complaining 😒 
talk to moms about getting the house ! ! ! # 😏 😌 
there's nothing to eat in this house .. as usuall . 😣 😒 
just remembered USERNAME drank the taxi cab drivers chi tea #omg #nasty #vomit #brushyoteeth 
passing my old house in philly 😖 😔 memories . 
if you talk to me while one of my favorite songs is playing ... please understand , i am not listening to you . 😒 that was fair #warning . 
im pretty upset im not gunna be with my mom this year for thanksgiving 😣 
im watching this show call the squa d: prison police . im trying to figure out why all the officers are fat heck ! 
it'd be nice if staystrongjustin could stop trending already . it was a relationship , not like someone close to him died soo shut up already 😒 
of course i get a new phone and no one is around to chat it up . #bored #thekingdemandsajestor #evilking 
i really don't even know what to do about this 😏 
i don't feel so good 😣 😣 😞 😞 😞 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
matthew and i have been wanting chickfla all morning .. drove all the way there and realized its sunday 😒 #fail 
i'm take my boyfriend to go see twilight even though he don't like it 😏 
yeah i bet 😏 lol rt USERNAME trouble is just fun you got caught having . 
i always hate sundays .. unless we monday off . 😏 
having two 4 day weekends has spoiled me . 😒 
that convo actually was a joke 2 me i couldn't take anyone serious if u attached after a week like ..... 😒 
weekends over already sigh 😒 😞 friday needs 2 come back ! 
no i do not want to think about this 😒 
i just got super excited that thanksgiving sisterhood was this week .. but then remembered its next week 😔 😏 USERNAME 
jasmine dont fwm anymore >.< USERNAME we used to be together all the time >.< 
it turns me on to know i turn you on 😏 
having to carry a 80 pound wreath up a ladder into the roof 😑 
i really just burned my hand trying to be a taste tester in the kitchen . 😑 😂 
meat and chicken gross me out so bad sometimes 😣 😣 
stupid group project . my part of it was good everyone else's part of the project sucked & now i have to go & correct their stupid mistakes 😒 🔫 
dudee USERNAME yess yuhh ya buscatee a un novioo weii no mmss te me vas hacer monjaa ! ! >.< 
as long as it keeps snowing i will continue not to eat .. 😐 ❄ #refusetogooutside #hellodelivery 
nigga i'm so dope ! yu could catch a fuckin contact ! #2chainz #yuck ! 
lmao why is it i'm the only one who has a rice maker >.< 
country people be killing me when they're too lazy to say a word ... what the f_ck is a >.< 
can't wait to get my hair done ! i'm on ratchet status now ! ! 😣 🙅 
today @ wildwoo d: 4 things about god's love: 1-it equalizes , 2-never quits , 3-emancipates & 4-elevates us ! 1john 3:1-3 #connect #acts2 
USERNAME unfortunately 😒 so if we lose today , you knows who's to blame 
my work schedule next week>>>>>> omg thank god ! ! ! ! 😏 👍 
aww shit it's almost getting time for the tweets 😐 
USERNAME nigga last night was mad wild ! >.< ahaha you need to party with a nigga 
ima cut my hair , & idc if i miss it up ! it's too damaged ! 😒 😔 
there is a man over right now talking about how obama is a muslim and hates america . #getoutofmyhouse #rude 
ap lang always screws me over at the last minute 😑 
ima put it down you gone fall in love 😏 
USERNAME there are two kinds of people someone sai d: people . constant struggle to be the latter . 
USERNAME your so so so so so beautiful ! ! for some reason i just had to stop by and tell you this even though we dont know each other lol >.< 
that's all that's on tv too .... i don't want to watch christmas shows for two months ? 😒 
fuck relationships that only go one way . ✌ 😒 
on my way to the city ! 😌 😏 👏 
USERNAME -.-t they had a small dick cus a nigga feels no pain >.< aahaha nawee fuck that bs 
my aunt asks to many questions . 😒 if my mom was here she wouldn't of opened the door ! 
“USERNAME correction , tyler and luke >>>>> everyone else 😏 " 
why are you still talking about this ? it was two fucking years ago ! ! ! >.< 
why would you post naked pictures of yourself ! ? notashame smh .. 😒 
having a child you juss clean up shit for them to mess up again 😒 
mfs be like nigga this ain't no holiday ! ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 
gonna write on this later today ... #te dx ar #unthinkable #unlimited #unconventional #unexpected URL 
USERNAME needs to text me back ! always saying i'm the 😒 
fml i forgot my twitter password to sign in from my twitter app 😑 
bored ! 😒 hoping #oomf txts me today ! ! 😁 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao i could idk about sleepy tho 😏 
i have so much volume in my hair i hate it 😣 😒 🙅 
USERNAME damn nose bleeds ! >_< and i wish but i am having issues connecting to wifi connection around here ! 😢 
the car infront of me has a baby on board sign , but yet the driver was smoking . that pisses me off . #disgusting 
pretty awesome seats for 100$ a piece .. 😏 USERNAME #117 URL 
it seems like people been doing a lot of things just because its popular . 😑 that's weak 😒 
USERNAME i'm not in a bad mood ! you're just lucky you don't have to deal with a sister that is 12 and acts like he's 20 😒 
we're live at the #cupcakelovein #mobile #bran dx @ hotel valley ho URL 
USERNAME your eggs came out perff ! i wonder why ? 😏 
USERNAME i really need to get around to shaving my legss #gross 
taylor be tweetin bout ihop makes it sounds so damn good .. 😒 
this day is gonna suck i have so much fucking homework and two tests tomorrow 😒 😩 
might go to the main place , i wonder if USERNAME lives close by d: 
USERNAME u better be jokin punk ! ! >.< ha 
letss do something then 😏 is USERNAME up ? i replied in the group msg👌 
bored i want wendy's but , trynna stay away from fast food 😑 
USERNAME lmao , what is with you and zombies ? d: 
USERNAME he make me sick sometimes ! >.< and so does the other one i told u im bout to turn gay 
USERNAME dam i wish i would have gone 😒 fuck it next time 
USERNAME raspado sunday ? it's kinda cold out tho 😐 
my mom trying to be my friend again by liking my picture on instagram . 😒 😂 😂 😂 
and are you seriously that comfortable to fart on me already ? #ew 
i really want a full right sleeve ; i think i could pull that shit off 😏 
USERNAME so we weren't thinking the same thing ? 😒 
USERNAME te acuerdass del guy ese el kqq no hablabaa bnn weii ! ! >.< #hablaabnn #mamadas 
i have the biggest migraine ever :( #ugghh 😣 😔 
USERNAME haha apparently . yeah my sleep has been so out of whack since the hospital . it sucks . 😐 
when you have to use the restroom during church but you're sitting in the middle of the pew . 😐 #firstworldproblems USERNAME 
USERNAME stop retweeting my tweets and pay attention to the road , i don’t wanna die d: 
USERNAME it's an app called my followers you should get it it tells you who unfollows you and such , shows you the bitches who unfollow 😒 
USERNAME i know 😏 lol sorry bout ur bad luck 
civic's ina line lastnite . fucken cop tailgated me , flashed @ chaammay , since his car was to low 😏 & cutted chammay off & left . 🚙🚗🚕🚓🔰🚦🚨 . 
portland ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 18 others) URL 
probably one of the worst things in life is waiting in a long ass victoria's secret line 😥 😒 
so some girl put up a one year anniversary thing up right , but it's awkward . cuz i totally made out w her like in september 😬 😏 
some of the mfs i'm following obsessed w nicki minaj for no reason 😑 
USERNAME see but i don't care if you come over . you've been here before . i hate having new people over its so awkward . >.< 
telling someone to text you when you are in the same room 😒 
i feel like someone punched me repeatedly in the temple 😒 #hungover 
to bad i'm going to denny's 😔 oh well it will do 😏 
i wish USERNAME would wake up alreadyy ! i'm bored . 😒 😔 😞 
USERNAME USERNAME 1 pack will make it wack ! remember that ! 😏 😂 
USERNAME poor you d: i go in at 4 :3 0 too but only till 10, hopefully 
that awkward moment when someone brings what you think is a puppy and it turns out to be a ferret . i'm judging you . #gross #creepedout #ugh 
wtf' i did wrong , uhm , gots my stomach hurtin hella bad ! >.< 
mom heard me coughing and walked in the room and gave me a bottle of syrup to take home with me .... 😏 
everything in america is business . including baby sitting your own family member 😒 
if USERNAME goes to the army or national guard we are fucked ! granted ¡ >.< ! 
that feeling u get when u just wanna end it all >>>>> 🔫🔪💊💉💣 😓 😑 
only USERNAME understands the extent of my self hatred for my drunk alter ego 😔 😞 😣 😢 😩😫 😖 
USERNAME fuck pain u should see me face ! 😖 
doing as many cartwheels down the hall until i get to my room >>> #bored #dizzy 
gotta take my nursing entrance exam in march 😖 #worriedalready 
USERNAME what are u doing in miami when i'm not there ? 😖 
i usually never have a good weekend just because of one word >.< 
all my girls get down on the floor , back to back drop it down real low . 😏 
since u been gone i have been having withdrawals 😒 😩 😞 
USERNAME .... wait ... is that ... sarcasm ? 😒 
did you dye your hair yet ? lmfao ! >_< USERNAME 
needs to listen to some musicc . #bored #rainyday #nothingtodo #blah 
USERNAME um yeah i think so >.< i just wish i could have slept longer t.t but noo i just haad to go pee t(-.-t) f u bladder . 
another disturbing tren d: women wearing skintight lycra leggings to run errands . they're annoying enough at the gym; let alone the car wash . 
USERNAME USERNAME see my feature match this roun d; it was the last spell cast . 
guess i will go back to sleep until i go to work 😒 
my iphone looks so pretty without a case and screen protector . but i'm so paranoid about dropping it . 😖 😖 
USERNAME don't hate ! ! i'll beat that ass ! 😒 😑 
day 8 something scente d: today my house smells like autumn 🍁🍃🍂➰ @ deerfield park URL 
feels like a summer morning .. too bad the sun makes me feel like i'm goin to pass out at the moment 😑 
lol i just got whistled at in the warming parking lot ... 😳 😁 😏 #hewasacutietho 
i don't wanna leave . but i gotta go right now . and i'll be back to hold you down .. 😏 
have the rest of the day to enjoy myrtle beach then a long drive home to the 845 😐 
have to have my passport to go to mexico even though its only 40 mins down the road 😐 🌅 
USERNAME i have been since i found out . 😐 
this just about sums up our job at te dx ... #te dx ar #unlimited #unthinkable #unconventional #unexpected URL 
my stomach is making weird sounds :( but i don't think i'm hungry v.v 
USERNAME that's a big step haha . she hates me tho 😒 
#oomf is a amazing person i'm so glad we had the weeken d: ) together it was great 
why cldnt i read this last nite ? 😧 😑 
nothing else to do . gonna go work . #bored 
i'm not a player , i just crush a lot 😏 
in atlanta . & now a three hour drive ahead of us . 😐 😕 
my parents think i'm gay because i don't bring guys around 😒 
today would have been four years .. i think tonight would be the perfect night for a party ... 😏 
another new member today ... æ1418 yan essex england united kingdom #cbradio # dx 
why did i agree to work out with my mom today 😖 i just want to be lazy ! 
happy veterans day ! ! ! 🇺🇸 no steelers today=( 😣 guess i will cheer on the saints ! ! 🏈🏉 
mom: my head hurts . da d: it's cause i hit it hard last night . me: wtf ! ! ! ! run away ! run away ! #disgusted 
back for day two at #tscp dx . looking forward to helping everyone get their sites up and running today . 
he said he only liked my picture to be the 69th person to like it .... yupp that's my man 😒 lol 
*meeting justin* in your hea d: URL justin: URL reality: URL justin: URL 
tiny startup camp day 2 #tscp dx (@ urban airship) URL 
as bad as it was , as bad as it hurt , i thank god i didn't get what i thought that i deserve d; sometimes there's good in goodbye #np 
USERNAME lol stopp 😣 😣 😣 im trynna fight the craving ! 
“USERNAME petition: it's time that macys told USERNAME to move on down the roa d: URL 
USERNAME i was referring to your face you nasty sasquatch ! but that butt of yours needs a little work #gross 
my boyfriend said he's not shaving this month . 😒 i told him i'll do it for him #notgonnahappen #youbettershavenovember 
what in the world was up with my dream last night ? you shouldnt be there ! 😣 
everyone needs a little passion in their life 😏 (at USERNAME [pic] — URL 
do not whatever me lol -_- that's like your second time 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME so i'm just not supposed to eat lunch just because you're a wrestler ? what about the rest of bhs ? ! 😑 
lotsa flashing lights and loud music in the active lounge at te dx and it hasn't even started yet ! md #unexpected #te dx ar #unthinkable 
nigga depressed and stuff . shut that shit up 😒 
when you barley touch someone's phone and they get grumpy ! eww sorry ! 😒 😒 must be hiding something ! ! ! ! <<<<<<< 
i wish practice was earlier . i have nothing to do . 😐 
should of stayed at mcdonough 😒 fucking moral theology grade messed up my whole gpa 
my beach boy just texted me . awk . #higav #howsyourfiancee 😒 
i feel like URL is a place for old people to meet other old people and bang . #eww 
USERNAME so i heard you were on the same flight as the general and grammie from boston ? 😏 
i cant call him by his facebook name ! but i got to call him by his real name ! >.< 
USERNAME hahaha i can't post the other ones haha 😳 😏 
USERNAME galing ng mga hirit mo , pasok na pasok 😈 😏 😅 #happykrungyday 
i wish i could be in bed all day today watching football after football ... 😏 
i have taught you well young one . 😏 😌 
let this phone ring please ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 
mom , where the fuck are you ? 😒 #wtfisthishit #confused #youhaveadaughterremember 
it's weird not having a colts game to watch on sunday . 😒 
ugh , shane was scratched . you don't have it in you , idiots . 😑 
i aint gon lie i love the fuck outta u nd dem ... neva knew that wud b my life so suddenly but i stepped up , i aint running scare d; u pushn ! 
quote of the day (by a #racist #republican ): they think they can do whatever they want because the president is like them . #rude 
USERNAME i'm going to dallas as soon as my parents wakes up ! d; 
that dang fire alarm . woke me up from my nap USERNAME 😒 
game didn't go as planned but tons of improvement . i let a goal slip right thru my fingers 😣 .. but there's always next time . #deucesiup ✌ 
leaving makes it worse so why get up and go ! ? ? ? 😞 😣 😣 😣 
nothing i love more than when people i hate get fat hahahah #bitch #gross #eww 
all these love movies on tv remind me of how lonely i am 😏 
a real girlfrien d: will be on you , text you everyday , fight with you , cares about you , listens to you , & loves you like no one has ! 
USERNAME quote of the day (by a #racist #republican ): they think they can do whatever they want because the president is like them #rude 
USERNAME wisconsin sucks , and indiana blows .... if ya know what i mean 😏 
USERNAME i was so done with this one episode when he poured a milkshake on his body and by kelis came on . 😒 
scotland hill now: 62 pt cloudy . win d: s 11 mph . gusts: 11.5 mph 
one fun but crazy night .... hair still . 😏 
after his mom died he got crazy & started talking about how he is greater than god ? ! ✋ 😒 swerve ! 
if you take a picture twerking for facebook you have too much time on your hands #nasty 
just got whistled at in the wal mart parking lot ... 😳 😁 😏 #hewasacutietho 
i need something to do tonight & tomorrow .. 😣 
deena just pisses me off so much . 😒 👊 #jerseyshore 
i hate when people post their text message convos on instagram and they're nowhere near funny 😒 
nigga you not smart lml rt USERNAME need help ? lol rt USERNAME this essay is going take all day to finish 😒 .. 
read the word , nd said a prayer now i'm goo d: ))) 
that chick kodie on my tl is so pretty >.< 
coffee by itself ? damn man i need freaking doughnuts or something to eat ! >_< 
i really dislike how my boyfriend is so mean >.< 
taking money out of my savings to go to the tanning bed because i'm a pale bitch 😒 
day 2: redecorating . old be d: out . new be d: in #ikea #malm #grey @ whoa it's my house ! URL 
USERNAME nah , i called the ghost &d my number jus popped up on your phone . >.< 
someone take me for some breakfast .. tummy's growling , need this to help me cope with this disaster i'm dealing with 😒 😔 
assisting the dx ch choir in xenia #service #sundaymass #healing #givingthanks URL 
at least one of us is getting some from their man ! ! ! 😒 #salty 
i wish USERNAME would text me back so we could go run . 😒 
at church ☺ alone though cause my parents were too lazy to come 😑 
quote of the day (by a #racist #republican ): #rude 
USERNAME psh , i'm punter . i'm a good kicker 😏 
not being able to go back sleep suxs ! ! ! ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME >.< i soo don't like you . lol . what time are you comin ? 
folks waking me up talkin bout 😒 guess i was missed 
how can you wake up so early ? ! d: 
this is as far as i'm going . next weeken d: ribbon and tree skirt . weekend after that: everything else . #christmas URL 
dang gotta get senior portraits done again , my mothers so picky 😒 
ugh didnt even know what rev . dockery was talking bout 😣 
i think i still got glass in my foot 😖 
ha . ha . ha . so not funny 😒 
aun no encuentro la fuerza mental para salir de la cama d: 
atchison , where the girls are passed to their ex's best friends ... #nasty #mustlikeleftovers 
i love my church ! (photo cre d: kenkalloor) #sevenfc @ fellowship church URL 
singing spongebob songs cuz ur just that bored n weir d: p 
falling down a flight of stairs is the easiest way to feel and look stupid 😐 
when i talk to old friends , its not the same 😣 
USERNAME lol ikr ! ! that's what i kept telling my parents til they drove it theirselves lol smh 😏 
if my meeting is today at 930 imma be pissed 😑 
what you think you sai d: i'm not drunk at all 
what you actually sai d: mm nn drrnn tall ... meh 
watching some of the giants game with my dad before i go back to school 😒 
every time someone likes a picture of mine on ig , it sends a notification that USERNAME liked it . and it's never her 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
orlando treated me hella well but damn it feels good to be back in my city 😏 ✊ 
going 38-3 in halo and realizing youre your own hero 😏 
why does it have to be so cold outside ? ! #hateit 
USERNAME oh word ? it's a wrap everyone's getting fucked up 😏 
- i really hate USERNAME for waking me up just now . 😑 😑 😑 
i hate when my parent wake me up and only give me like 30mins to get ready for church 😒 😒 
omg i hope i dont throw in or tahoe d: noo . 
and we are going ! - md #te dx ar #unexpected #unlimited #unthinkable #unconventional 
da d: since you wanna pop slick find your own ride to the party . 
now there's no way my mom isn't letting me go out today ! 😏 
i haven't been this sick in a while 😷 😑 
when hannah eats sardines near me <<< #ew #ew #&moreew 
okay . i think it's time to get my ass out of bed . 😏 
i still don't know what to do for my birthday d; 
if you listen to chief keef , you lose respect 😒 
i have nothing to fucking do 😒 😡 💀 😖 😒 
i love that when i got to work , there was breakfast cooke d: ) and people were so happy i was working a morning shift . #imtheentertainment 
*most times rt USERNAME bet sucks ass sometimes ! 😒 
the next time someone tells you they will treat you right or better just say this , actions speak louder than words . 😏 👌☝ #factsaboutme 
when i get home i'm going to watch football and play video games ...... what ? we have to clean ? ...... 😐 
attending te dx american riviera today #te dx ar gr8 speakers , venue & day URL 
i'm ready for black friday ! ! ! ! 😏 💰💰💰✔ 
USERNAME has practice by drake stuck in my head . 😑 
no mom , you're not gunna fool me into thinking fish is chicken 👎 😑 😤 😡 
just ripped my pants behind the bar ... yup , it's that kind of morning 😒 
the is just not moving fast enough , ready to get back i be d: ( #workingman 
can't wait to see USERNAME tomorrow ! this has been our first weekend apart in very long time 😒 
USERNAME yeah that was like 10 hours ago ! 😑 
what i would of sai d: i want you by my side , but it don't seem like she wants me by hers 
just saw a little boy throw up ... is it time to go home yet 😷 😒 #killme 
last night was ... interesting lol . so sad i broke my phone 😖 
USERNAME your welcome :) i know you will cause your very motivate d: ) oh my name is jeanette and yours ? 
USERNAME i wish i had to key , to my car , mailbox , house , room . 😒 
USERNAME we're not gonna become one of those couples that uses only social media to communicate are we ? 😑 lol 
the next time a person says i will treat you right or better just say this , actions speak louder than words . #fact 😏 👌☝ 
hmm , should i get a piercing today ? 😏 
my night:almost fought a foreigner named hugo and gettin texts from the fruscos guy who igave my number to in exchange for a cheesesteak #ew 
USERNAME dude ... final exam ... i don't know .... #boring #vaughnisfucked 
USERNAME ayoo fuck you jose . taking my lizzie from me >_< 
oh my goodness . just watched my old youtube videos . so fucking old . d: i was just a babyy wah 
USERNAME USERNAME hell yeah .. i was tryin' to get white girl wasted too 😒 
USERNAME well idk i'm about to make some cookies but i don't have enough flour 😒 . so now i gotta find some . 
why is your new whore of a girlfriend following me ? 😒 
im too fly for this sh**, you playing yourself -trina 😏 🎶 
people need to stop driving so slow .🚘 i know it's sunday , but damn ! 😑 
i just picked up my curling iron on the wrong end . my whole han d= burnt . 😫 😡 😬🔥 
why can't just one of my friends have a pit instead of a bulldog . 👎 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfao my mom will kill me if i ever touched the bottle again 😣 
hearin your friends on the phone with their boyfriend all happy an your just sittin there like yupp 😑 
chem 101 is going to be the death of me . #chemistry #hateit #collegeclass #awful #confusing 
took my nipple rings out i feel so naked and sa d: -( 
😑 how is our secondary so bad ? i don't understand . 
i hate imagining how my siblings are gonna turn out when their older . jake=loner , matt=gay , madison=one of those weird girls like emily finch 😑 
USERNAME text me 810-627-5078 lol i got a new phone 😒 
k d8 bxp near 4472 hamilton cleves rd hamilton , oh 45013 66.2°f URL #aprs 10.00b 
i have a stuffy nose . i blame USERNAME for wanting to stay outside last night , when i was freezing my ass off >.< 
i'm about to blow up kenya's phone so i can wake her ass up 😏 
love is more than a four letter wor d; the action is endless 
what does unthinkable mean to you ? #te dx ar 
so pissed i'm missing this game right now ... all i want to do is leave work and cuddle ! 😒 😔 
stupid uneven eyelids , why do you do this to me ? ! 👀 😒 
happy veterans' day to all who serve and have serve d; including family left behind . #veteransday #tattoo URL 
does brian have asian roots ? cause olivia practicing some kung fu moves right now 😑 
grooming my dogs is the biggest pain the the ass 😑 
well i did notice some shoes i wanted 😏 😏 
these fuckin kids im ganna bet the shit out of the >.< 
😹 😹 😹 😹 fw d: ha stop ...... fucking biotch wouldnt sit the fucck down . like we wanted to watch the dance team . 
i wish i had the energy to go out and enjoy this nice day 😏 not leaving my bed . 
dominyck is an asshole for not calling me back 😒 😒 
im remember what bri fucking put in toyrus 😔 😒 
USERNAME come down and chill wit ya boi , we got rvi dx rs all in bula . nd we can make some cypher videos . 
i guess we'll cross that bridge when we get to it ........ 😒 
spent more time on ferrys and busses this weekend than i have at home #nasty 
what am i going to do when USERNAME is at work ? d: 
i had 12 hours of sleep and i'm still tired 😒 
that's what i get for wrestling with my brother 😒 
i'm so tired of this class .... having to write papers almost every single night . 😒 
i plan on watching the notebook tonight ... and i will cry ! 😒 
hoping that burger last night didn't set me back any . 😒 
USERNAME i know who we're about to call ..... 😏 
USERNAME hmm somebody had to of creeped to see that 😏 #oldtweet 
love is a luxury , i'd rather be in love than dea d; but not with her , oh god not with her , she's the type of girl that makes love hurt 
#sometimesiwonder why people choose to be fat .... it's gross 😒 like ... seriously , just get skinny ! it's not that hard ! trust me , i know . 
fucjk USERNAME and richie for writin all over me ! ! 😑 
i'm trying to balance this cup like it's my last . 😎 😏 
my family keeps crackin jokes about weed and why i was grounded 😂 😐 
et "USERNAME de mooie gelijkmaker van USERNAME in beel d: [foto: USERNAME #adoaz 2-2 URL --go jozy ! 
USERNAME who are they playing today ? i like the patriots just not tom brady 😒 
the fact i'm going to be home alone from 2-6. #boo #someonecomewatchmovieswithme #ifyoucomeillmakebrownies # 😏 
taking a trip to cheesecake factory over break . that's all i been thinking about 😏 
USERNAME ooh i'm scared . 😣 😩 😨 😰 lmao 
it's crazy how in a matter of minutes you can totally change my moo d= ] 
USERNAME robbie and i always got that too . 😒 
here goes another weekend flying by . 😒 👎 #mondaytomorrow . 
i need to do laundry and homework today ... fuck college ..... and clothes ! >.< 
wanna know how to loose weight ? stress out like a mf . 😣 
my dance teacher is making me wear a black wig today d: 
wife: 800, husband . 850. wife , just like that ? 50k ? husban d: yes . lol 
USERNAME a:knock knock . d: who's there . a: a dvd player . d: what ? a:imma hit you in the head with a dvd player . #theamandashow 
these fake ass falcons fans needa drop fucking dea d; yal fucks was not screaming last year ! so don't scream that shit now . 
i hate my phone , if youre dieing dont count on me to answer cause my phone gets things hours later 😑 
you say your a playa but i fuxk your wife 😏 
USERNAME are you mad at me ? you never reply to me anymore 😖 😥 
br it's been real ! had a great time ... but i think i have fight poisoning 😖 
lmao i can't even with warren sometimes , you kids would start a fight on twitter with a toaster if it looked at you the wrong way 😒 
blogge d: child porn defense expert sued over morphed images . damages upheld by 6th circuit on appeal: URL 
would have not imagined a pole dance to start #te dx ar 
savannah is my very favorite person in the whole wide worl d: ) 
USERNAME wow must be nice , i procrastinate the shit outta my life and i have so much to do today . 😒 
saints are losing , why am i not surprised 😒 
shush rt USERNAME if you can't give me a reason about me being stuck up . then i'm not . 😒 
on my way to pick up my mom , & there's nothing good to listen on the radio 😒 #fuckyouradio 
USERNAME USERNAME because everything über facts is super accurate , go to ign . con and type in halo 4 to co d: black ops 2 ratio 
bahahha . thats me doe . 😎 rt USERNAME worl d: stop saying 
why am i considering spending $130 on a sex toy >.< #foreveralone 
stuck watching the raiders game in my room because i love with niner fans 😒 😒 😒 
you're fucking annoying to watch football with . #stfu 😒 
my arm is so sore from throwing darts 😂 😖 #ouch 
everytime me & emina are in the car together we fight about what to listen to . i say taylor swift , she says lil wayne . lil wayne wins 😒 
today i got yelled at for vacuuming .... ? whatthafaa ? ? ? #parentsaresometimescrazy 😒 
USERNAME and we all have the videos to prove it 😏 
so , it was 75 and sunny yesterday 😒 URL 
aww /.\ stop it >.< making me blush \ ^.^ / 
when USERNAME and me are woken up to go get pancakes 😒 
twitter is four the birds ............... ? get it :- d: - d: - d: - d: -d lol i'm lame af' #lalocals #hyfrtheycallmesqeegee 
USERNAME lol don’t make a fuss out of it it’s nothing miss alsharidah 😏 
no matter what i do , who i'm with .. i always think of u constantly .. what does that mean ? ? ! 😖 
i hate when people ask fucking questions when i'm watching tv , watch and you'll fucking know . 😑 
i wish i could remember how to get to krispy kreme 😒 
happy veterans day to the s dx iest soldier out there 🇺🇸 USERNAME URL 
1. us history: klaas 2. algebra 2: sarles 3. ie d: milum 4. pre ap spanish 2: king 5. drivers ed any classes ? ? 
i really dont wanna go to fockey practice today 😒 
this is too hard to watch . holy hell 😒 
i seriously can't even lift my head without getting dizzy 😣 
work on my birthday 😒 ain't nobody got time for dat 
USERNAME nice i will jut get something on the way ! 😒 
damn i slept so much that my head hurts ! 😒 
#te dx ar opening with sheila kelley poll dance & lets get naked talk check out live streamUSERNAME URL 
soo sick 😔 not like hung over but like sinus infection 😷 😖 help mee ! 
sam how many times are you gunna say your toes are cold 😒 ❄ 
of course i would be 4th best delegate in a committee that only gets 3 awards 😒 
well i definitely didn't wear the right outfit today 😒 #sohot 
USERNAME lol i hate you . rude . 😠 😒 
but my feet hurt doe . hopefully i'll get a foot rub after work 😏 #perksofabf 
but yu was cuddlin with me doe so i . dont get it rt USERNAME sheldon is falling asleep again ... 😒 
USERNAME lmao oh gosh . -.- when we drove in the wrong side into walmart . >.< 
if you're not gonna go hard you might as well go home 😏 
USERNAME i don't even have anything to say about that . i'm repulsed . #gross #notthereason 
USERNAME yes so calle d; ; only reason we look alike is because both of us light skinned 
i can't watch nfl redzone on my phone cause i don't have verizon . this is cool . 😒 
everyone i got away from fb is starting to get a twitter d: 
smfh , i can't stand these mf's dog 😒 😠 😡 
cannot believe you took zimbabin out of this habitat last night ... 😒 USERNAME 
i learn the strangest things from my sociology class , some stuff i'd rather not know about ! #gross 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME for sure ! ! ! it's always a blast when you put us all together ! i'm sure of that ! 😏 
USERNAME it sucks ! he makes me uncomfortable too ! 😣 
i need me a basketball player , had one but it didn't work 😏 
#confessionnight i don't know what i need or want at this point . everything is just soo confusing >.< 
you blocked me on twitter , i'm petrified . 😕 😭 😒 
USERNAME i remember when he had a crush on me >.< ahaa 
i need to to stop , most if my recent emojis are negative 😒 
USERNAME its giving me the same thing >.< like its saying it mean general motors corperation .. 
that run was stress relieving time to hit the road 😑 🚙 
when USERNAME told USERNAME as long as you don't watch ska drive she's the best driver i know . 😂 😂 😂 #wellthanks 😒 
USERNAME lool aslong as u dont make me ma d; ) 
USERNAME jor your avi is throwing me off like i feel like something's wrong with my contacts for a split second . #changeit 😑 
USERNAME are you referring to your dad as dave ? ... 😒 
this weekend home alone .. ? don't mind if i do 😏 
gonna be making barbie for saturday 😏 everyone knows what she makes to do . 
my ribs hurt , ive noticed that my left shows alot 😐 
if you can't convince them , confuse them #wisewords 😏 
so we're #4 now . no national championship for us this year ! #disgusted 
why does it feel like its hot outside ? 😣 😢 😠 
spending the day at the USERNAME wedding affair at the p dx art museum . we are raffling off a two night stay today . URL 
kassy didn't know i swam for drst ! 👎 😕 😑 
what's there to do on sunday when the packers aren't playing #bored 
USERNAME forcing myself out of bed , and hearing what it feels like every bone in your bod pop ... time to work out now i suppose 😒 
USERNAME me all the time ! i'm just an emotional person . 😒 
dang it just realized the typo in my tweet before last 😒 
USERNAME just said the weeknds ugly 😒 fuck wrong wit you . 
i hope you feel the same about me , as i do about you . 😒 😔 #truth 
got a small rip in the pocket of my suit pants #nobueno 😣 #ughh 
fukin fire at work 😷😷😷 😒 😒 😒 @ 99 cent store URL 
USERNAME 😒 i'm glad to know my pain makes you happy ! 
i'm blessed to see this day it wasn't promise d: -) 
USERNAME jerk v.v ask him if he could give me 60 o: 
sleeping on the couch was a bad idea , i had to spend 30 minutes stretching out my legs and back 😒 #sore 
how cute . ! ! ! ! >.< USERNAME URL 
i have so much food in my house but im too lazy to make any of it 😔 😒 
this by far has been a very boring weekend 😒 
USERNAME were not blocked right ? and i'm down but with what ride napy ? 😑 😒 haha 
i just wanna bang my head on a wall 😒 😡 
USERNAME it's probz not even broken . you're just quick label it . let me know if you can't get it fixe d: ill send you my old one . 
if i speak to you , speak back . i promise you won't drop dead 😒 
USERNAME not as awkward as a priest asking u when ur baby is due and your not pregnant ! ! ! ugh so i told him 7 yrs ago ! ! 😏 😬 😮 #awkward 
set it right below my naval and watch what i do 😏 
chinese with my bestfriend makes me happy 😏 👍🍚🍛 USERNAME #blessed #loveher 
be strong and courageous . do not be afrai d; do not be discouraged , for the lord your god will be with you wherever you go .” joshua 1:9 
can't believe you gigo church . 😏 😏 (gives you cool points) 
spotte d: ann & burns hargis at chipotle . USERNAME held the door for them . go pokes ! #burritos 
i really need to find my swipe and key 😒 
i didn't get to see last weeks the walking dead , do they play it before they play the new one tonight ? 😣 
USERNAME don’t think about it i already made up my mind 😏 won’t change it for the meanwhile anyway it’s not that serious kteer zaye 
eww charlie why did you fart ? ! 🐶 😵 😖 😷 
laquinta inn & suites oomf need to meet me there 😏 😂 
people be saying the most ignorant shit on twitter . i'm glad i don't know some of yaw for real . #ew 
i need to go to the office and print this stuff out but ima just wait till monday and stay away from oomf 😒 
USERNAME that book is so confusing . i never really understood it at all . 😖 
USERNAME tell me you at least slapped his d 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME why would you even reply to her tweet in this kind of manner ? #rude 
USERNAME laser is a separate wor d; an acronym actually . but the company has a proper name which is a deviation of the word . 
i love eating cough drops even if i'm not sick 😏 
USERNAME omg you just joined the group i know ur all good i'm gla d: ) 
you see that he is more than what you deserve ...... and yet you still ignore him 😒 
your delusional if you think the falcons are gonna beat the saints . . ✋ 😐 
i feel like everyone's had a productive morning . and i'm just here like 😒 
jst kno im nt gon talk bout yu on hea dx e 
USERNAME tf bro' ! ? that sound sososo wrong coming from you >.< 
really want good coffee but really don’t want to battle the crowds at the handful of good coffee places in #phx . back to #p dx soon ! 
stumptown cold brew + a bit of p dx in el ey . (with john and aj at trails cafe) [pic] — URL 
i sure hope no ladies are participating in #noshavenovember . #ew 
seriously stfu ! no one aint tryna kill you ! ! ! 😒 
well , i can't say i didn't have fun this weeken d: ) 
yo old ass smh rt USERNAME so houston v . chicago tonight and i'll prolly sleep thru it >_< i'm fucking tired 
currently researching cities to live in near santa monica , ca #calibound 😏 👙🌴🌴 
☔ weather , tons of food , movies , and my comfy be d: )) 
well .. time to try on my bridesmaid dress . the 27 dresses begin 😔 😒 @ david's bridal URL 
my stomach feel like ive been drinking pool water 😖 😖 😖 😖 
weird that everyone else's imessage is messing up and mine isn't . 😳 😏 
johns creek always schedules our games so i can't watch the broncos play 😒 
yaa , i'm that ass hike that wears uggs in 75 degree weather 😒 .... 
cramps 😲 😡 😒 😣 😢 😥 😠 😬👹🙈 ouch ... 
if i never text first , it's because most times i'm not interested in talking to you . 😏 #straightup 
maybe one day my lovely family might get along . #thanksgivingsruined #rude 
whyy would he do that ! he freakkn pissed me off for nun >.< 
now , everyone loses (except the wilfs) rt USERNAME vikings stadium financing finally gets fans involve d: URL #wilfa 
my mom will forever ask me what i'm doing today on a sunday & i will forever tell her it's sunday ! you don't do anything d:< 
rt USERNAME text from da d: | the yearly tradition begins ! 
USERNAME is ignoring me because hes playing halo so guess who's not getting anymore games that's right >.< lol 
it's a shame we're seniors in high school , and some people still don't know the difference between there , their , and they're 😒 #smfh 
yay ! ! i have my room all to myself for this weeken d: )) but i miss my sister :( 
i find watching football way more interesting on tv , i like watching baseball at the stadiums #mylife 😏 
USERNAME i'm glad you went out of your way to do the math and look that up .. 😒 😑 
if my venus collided with uranus , we would have another hurricane . 😏 😏 😏 😏 #pickuplines 
the fact that she thought this was ok is offensive in itself . 😒 @ maplebrook village apartments URL 
screw these assignments . i just want to watch the game d: 
had 2 hard ass days at work ... now finally get to rest today >_< 
USERNAME uh , yah girl . be ready . >_< 
i called alabama losing yesterday , was right , and called the falcons losing today , might go 2 for 2 on upset calls this week 😏 🏈 
i'm so attractive in the morning . 😏 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 👌 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 20 others URL 
just spent $160 on bras & underwear and a makeup bag at victoria's secret .. 😑 
want to go get the snake eyes , but i dont want to go alone d: 
i really wanna go work out , and get my day started , but i've only been asleep for 5 hrs ... 😑 so tired 
what did this dog eat ? ? ? his farts are intoxicating 😋 😖 
that's my little brother lol >_< rt USERNAME USERNAME the guy beside you looks like rudy gay 
omg i have the attention span of a two year old right now . how did i already end up back in bed 😐 
my freckles show so much in the winter time 😑 
foun d: outfit for wednesday's workshop . (@ the clothes mentor) URL 
USERNAME sounds like a solid campaign platform upon which to buil d: mittened baby handshaking . because , y'know , children are our future .. 
when i was 8, i was cool with a 64 pack of crayons . now 8 year olds are like 😒 
i really just want to go back to sleep , but i can't 😒 😞 
USERNAME hopefully . then i wont see any ugly ass #21 jerseys . even though that nigga is retired . 😒 
i get so lost in my thoughts i forget what i'm doing 😑 
rihanna's performance on #snl last nigh is such a snooze . the special effects are so bad . #gross 
im glad i signed up to get completely soaked why walking to my car #brr #yuck 
USERNAME hahaha it was a long time ago but nana still teases me cause i went too far and ended up in ky 😒 #lessonlearned 
no school for me and jen on froday tho 😏 #breakingdawn #parttwo #teamedward 
USERNAME it doesn't even have a fuckin bar 😑 it never did ahahahh . that's how it is . my dad just adjusted it and it worked lol 
turned in the tv to see a show about amish ppl trying not to be amish . who do they think they are ? 😑 
i was really hoping to have texts when my phone started working again but i didn't get them 😣 over iphones 
wack ass joke . trynahh check somebody with that lame ass shid d; ; 
USERNAME i had to read it in 7th grade so that's prolly why it was confusing . but good luck ! to me it was a really boring book 😣 
i think when someone favorites your tweets , and when you favorite someones tweets , you want the d . 😏 
i still have like ... almost 100 of them dx 
got my white elephant gift for my annual christmas party 😏 
when i have to listen to these boys' conversations <<<<< #gross 
the internet in my apartment sucks so much right now 😒 
USERNAME i just calculated this ... this would mean she had sex with 1.56 men every minute of the day ! so almost 2 guys per minute . #gross 
USERNAME totally fine ! i bet she only tweets song lyrics 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME sabi ko na nga b na mananadya yan eh >_< 
important talk by sheila kelly @ USERNAME in these times of people talking legitimate rape #te dx ar URL 
USERNAME lollol . but he meant just when i'm just standing there ! hahaha . but yeah when ian & i disagree on something i do it lol whoops 😐 
i swear i know USERNAME so well it's crazy . like i know what hes gonna do or say before it even happens lol 😏 
what the actually fck happened to my game tho ? ! 😑 😤 😡 
USERNAME at least we don't disagree a lot ! ! 👍 😸 😏 😋 😎 
ugh , why do i do this to myself . 😒 
so many saints fans back on my tl . 😒 fake asses . 
last thing i wanna do with my day today is hw 😣 
i am seriously car sick from that 15 min drive 😒 
you lookin for love & i'm the one you imagine 😏 💗 
you're my bestfrien d; the one who has my back , the one who never leaves my side , the one who's there for me the most 
good thing my dads laughing at me for last night 😐 😣 
why do i always see cute guys in public when i look like shit ? 😣 
having to write two papers , an outline , and finish my speech review .... my sunday is ruined 😐 
i think i need to get my back checked 😖 
i know why i love this place so much ! i can be as loud as i want & no one looks at me ! ! ! unlike scott fiel d: ( #msuproblems #whodatnation 
i have to go to the bathroom but i'm too lazy to get up >.< hrrmm 
USERNAME i know i am lol 😏 last night i was like woah skeens i gotta call my baby up an show you what's up hahaha 
who wants to take me to brunch . 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME ooh ... sly grin .. 😏 u late to the party light-skin 
USERNAME okay just spoil it for me then ! that's cool ! ✋ 😒 
USERNAME ah i guess .. i mean its getting so long >.< & so much to put up w/ . 
conflicte d: my #panthers playoff my #peyton . we're here & one way or another this game won't end well :) URL 
you know how mail doesn't come on sundays , well email need that same rule ... 📩📬😤 😒 
this drive back to school is a struggle 😐 why do i do this to myself ? 
USERNAME well girl , you need some readjustments . nobody likes a brown noser 😒 
USERNAME title d: you watched him lose the election , now watch him lose his pants . 
knew this day was gonna be bad 😒 #sleepingallday ✌ 
my last tweet tagged the wrong person ! oops ! 😏 USERNAME is the coolest mom . URL 
USERNAME yes ! i feel you girl ! ! ! 😏 #thuglife 
yeah i still got it 😏 😎 @ the pointe URL 
USERNAME oh no :( what was it even ? d: 
😔 😒 rt USERNAME johnathan lookin kinda headless in his avi… 
this dude is talking my ear off .. shut upp i don't care 😒 
ian gon be able to deal with my brother for the thansgiving break ugh ! 😒 
i've already seen this highlight video 64826174382719 times . 😒 
omg i havent watched zoey 101 in hella years >.< 
i don't know if this is a good thing or bad thing . 😏 😂 funniest thing ever ! URL 
i should not have to work on a sunday especially after a night like lastnight 😒 
first my friend . now my cousin . i'm next d; 
USERNAME the absolute most ! ! ! signe d: weaitsgudat 
kinda excited to check out angelo state tomorro . 😏 
i think it might be time to get out of my bed and take a shower ... 😏 
i don't need a friend who changes when i change and who nods when i no d; my shadow does that much better . 
wante d: worthy watch dog . this one is utterly useless . URL 
four day work week is the only thing getting me through this work week . #overnightproblems 😑 
the gel ibuprofen pill works better for my cramps than #midol #pamprin #tylenol #advil its weird bc the solid ibuprofen makes me throwup >_< 
USERNAME USERNAME to bad we gotta wait all the way till 9. 😒 
USERNAME i mees you too ! 😣 you are the best ! 
USERNAME yeahh i may be a bad kitten today 🙀 😼 
i hate goin potty in the winter n shit ,, cold toilet seat ain't that great ! ! ! 😑 😑 
miryam just subtweeted all of us . all obvious 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME y'all hoes are so lame always leavin' a bitch out 😒 lol 
last night was a complete fail ! ! ! 😑 
USERNAME ok cool 😏 so y'all are definitely going to that windygap trip ? 
my mom's boyfriend keeps making us pull over so he can puke ... #gross 
androi d: the phone os for 20-something men living in concrete boxes 
oomf put me on that team no text back 😒 
or you could not text me back , it's not like i wanted to talk to you anyways . 😒 
so i have this theory , maybe i really am attractive and all the really hot guys just think i'm out of their league ! 😏 #illsticktothat 
there two things i hate in this worl d: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures , and the dutch . 
i need to get a haircut but they always mess it up 😒 
alright it's been a week .. where are my senior pictures ? 😒 😠 
ask ask me questions please > URL i'm really bore d: ) 
i met the girl of my dreams , and she lives 2,090 miles away . 😐 URL 
its nice outside and im stuck in the house >.< 
ughh cant believe im missing out on the game right now cuz the mister wanna be yapping his gum out right now ! ! .. cant blame him though 😒 
too excite d; about to eat pizza . eat so much with USERNAME 
had todo wht was best so i blocked u completely out of my life ur not a positive thng n my life anymre everytime ur around me it's neg . 😒 😔 
i'm tired and i don't know why , i didn't do anything at all this weekend 😒 
i'm supposed to be getting ready . but i'm just sitting in front of the mirror not knowing what to do with my life 😒 
my brother would never be a good spy . 😒 
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guess who got a keurig as a surprise gift 😏 
sarah flashes a smile while overseeing tour lines for a very busy j dx . URL 
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stocking people tweets sounds like a good sunday morning activity… #bored 
yes i look very young because i'm 18 bitch but my id says i'm 21 so get me my drink before you loose your job . 😏 
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my mama dont know what game she wana watch 😐 URL 
watching the seed of chucky ! *looks around to make sure he not behind me* i'm really scared 😳 😞 😣 😰 🙈 
just bought a pair of boots . they were tied together as a pair .. half way home i realized one was a 9 and one was a 7 😒 
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lip syncing to alaylm ... my da d: "what the hell are you doing ? hahahaha 😂 
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looking for summer clothes when it's cold outside . >.< 
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USERNAME just said i need to start acting like the world is changing . she said the world is changing because the saints are winning 😑 
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i have an ugly ass hangover & i don't understand why if i wasn't even close to drunk last night . 😒 
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i dont how people eat steak , itsso chewy >.< 
if the cowboys start the game bad again today i'm not even gonna watch it 😑 
if u dont know shit about sports ... i will insult you 😏 
is it weird that i really don't like chocolate chip cookies ? 😖 
it's always english hw that screws up my day 😑 🔫 
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chicken and waffles do not go together . who thought of this ... #gross #southerncharm 
ryan just sliced his foot open . blood everywhere . #mess #gross 
i'm happy to be in bed all weeken d; i get to read , cuddle with cats and watch movies . 
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ian getting ma d; ; fym , i'm use to yo dog ass 
it really took me 45 minutes ? c'mon man shjt 😑 
- can i please go back to last night ! ? d: 
this girl was mixing vodka in her yoohoo last night #gross 
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literally gave no idea what to do with my life today #beyondbored 😑 
i wish i could go riding with my boyfriend today 😒 
if i keep laying on my wrist bent i'm gonna break it 😒 
never had a bag of m&ms taste like shit until now 😣 
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- i have a feelin that imma gonna have to use 1000 tissue tonight while im at church; good lor d; help me w/ this; /: #allegries ? 
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my mom asked me what i wanna do for my birthday ? hmm ... pb ? 😏 👍 idk what to do i need help😁 
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roosters for lunch .... and a beer ..... i guess 😐 
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i need some sleep , i work tonight & then tomorrow at 7am 😏 
whyy am i so tired asagnz;oihnhriol . e dx i #blah 
just remember i gave a fkk wen no one else did 😒 
my thanksgiving is gonna suck . and so will my christmas . 😔 😒 
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commercial people should understand that it's sunday and people are hung over and shouldn't have food commercials ... 😣 
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USERNAME sounds goo d: ). do you have to be back by a certain day ? 
getting my mommas money back ! ! ! >.< (@ at&t) URL 
USERNAME there's always that one guy well regret dating 😒 
to one of my new followers , i would 😏 
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USERNAME i'm trying too but three washers ? ! ? #rude 
USERNAME haha .. totally ! 😏 no , it wasn't you . 
this has literally been the most boring weekend of my life . 😒 
i can't wait until i can drive again .. 😐 
ucla football now ranked #17 ! ! ! ! can't wait til next saturday 😏 #beatsc #bruinnation 
call me crazy but your eyebrows should not run if you start to sweat ... #ew #stoptryingtocreatefeatures #naturalismorebeautiful 
“USERNAME women should cook for their man , cater to him , dance for him , surprise him with 🐱💦✊🍆💦 and massage him 😏 
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USERNAME it was goo d: ) i miss your face ! ! ! 
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USERNAME USERNAME that youtube video from last night 😣 😖 😫😷 <<< 
i wish i knew what to do . #confused 😕 😣 
USERNAME yes , you were even snoring for a lil while . you never do , so you must have been really tire d: ) 
i guess that means i like the ugly broncos .. 😒 👌 
#disgusted with the #dolphins game . of all teams to beat i hoped it was the #titans . 
can our stuff just please be here already ? i miss my bed , i miss my cooking stuff , i miss my pillows .. 😒 
keyshun & tandre >.< ughh they finna get on my nerves ! 
so glad my dad is home ! ! i was so worried 😣 
who's tryna see me this weekend ? 😏 imma be on the island so lmk guise 😌 
if macy's dont respond back to me by thursday , interview at chick fil a thursday 😏 
my mom under estimates my driving ability , but then again sometimes i over estimate it .... 😌 😏 
applebee's with baby puty & joito . always the only girl 😒 😌 
#aints d: you're going down ! tony g: ha ha , no . 
oh great & were having a former football player at work .. i am not ready for these dumb drunk fucks . 😒 
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rea d: by peter strong , phd - mindfulness for emotional healing . URL 
shoutout to USERNAME for being the best cousin in the world . and i'm currently at an ethiopian restaurant . 😏 
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i really wish there was a puking emoji . 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME exactly . i don't understand this bullshitt 😒 
not gonna lie , i feel so cool be in the players lot all the time 😏 
the awkward moment when you snapchat the wrong person 😒 <<< 
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i should've got that .... this trip gonna be a trip . 😑 
somebody talk to somebody && somebody just ain't telling me some 😒 
aand i still didn't see USERNAME this weekend . 😑 😑 😑 
waiting on my mom to get ready . i've been craving menchies like forever ! she needa hurry up 😑 😬😁🍦 
USERNAME yuup . >_< ;; contemplating scrapping it if its much beyond a hose . 
USERNAME USERNAME relate d: the saga of color gender differentiation by color including when pink was for boys: URL 
& to top off my awesome morning i see that my car got hit #myluck 😣 😑 
i wonder what if feels like to lose ? 😏 
but before my chilaquiles i gotta make my mom happy 👎 😐 
thanks ashley from that great part of my day .. 😒 😠 
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i'm liking this hour long lunch break , chillen on my sofa 😏 
fuck i haven't even started my essay for kerns ... or my reading guide for apes , i suck 😣 
trying to transition into school mode after this awesome weekend is proving to be more difficult than usual . 😒 
i blocked you for a reason . quit trying to get ppl to borrow their phones to all to me . no not cute ! ! ! >.< 
eating lunch in norman ok .. never been more proud to be a cats fan . #rude 
today's veterans day i'm sure the old men at work will think that means they can tip less than the dollar they barely give me before . yay 😒 
ofc when i wanna get my nails done the place is closed 😒 
i wish ryan would hurry up and finish drawing my tattoo 😑 
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USERNAME this weekend that passed or last last ? i went to dj in new mexico this weeken d: ) 
USERNAME all of the pictures we took last night are terrible 😒 
who's tryna get free veterans day dinner with me though 😏 
got my hopes up , said we were having tomato soup and grilled cheese . so i got out of be d; nope . burritos and ramen noodles . 👎 
a year ago , i had everything i wante d; and i didn't realize that until now . 
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rt USERNAME USERNAME we don't love our neighbors to convert them , we love our neighbors because we are converte d: p steve USERNAME 
my mom says she has a big suprise for my birthday but wont tell me 😒 🎁 
USERNAME like my mom tells me to eat in the table and she won't get made so i do and then she gets angry because i sit their and eat 😒 
cactus everywhere i go 😏 🌵 @ sackett hall (osu) URL 
you're seriously gonna complain about paying tax ? 😑 🔫 
s/o to USERNAME for always sending me those gorgeous selfies erryday 😏 #cutie 
and if at first you don't succeed . dust yourself and try again 😏 
#iwillneverunderstand how all my sequins and glitter always fall off my phone case . 😒 
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USERNAME oh ............. >.< we need to hang out , and blaze 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME boy boo u know da deal 😏 
all set up and ready to go ! USERNAME #craft #handmade #p dx #portland @ mcmenamins kennedy school URL 
you could see me doing something weird in bri avi 😒 
football all day . sloppy joes . all i need is beer and the urge for vagina and today i would be a real boy ! #ew #ornot 
my mom gets so happy when los frijoles are ready 😖 #mexicanproblems 
been here for too long ! ! ! ! #cabelas #boring #hunting #fishing 
i read your text sayin' what you wanna do to me , all night long 😏 
the one titans game i have not been watching , and we are up 21-3. i'm almost convinced i am a curse to my teams . 😑 
gunna wash my hair so it can curl back up 😏 
hahaha candid as hell . photo cre d: creech . #friday #swag #twitterlessbrent #che @ barbies malibu dream house URL 
of course i'd be working when it's nice out , fuck it 😒 
i was born to make mistakes , not to fake perfection 😏 
guys were telling me how beautiful i was yesterday & i was like 😑 
my dad really just told me ... im getting really bald d: 
i really really like him but he always ask the same questions #boring #timetomoveon 
just injected a turkey with marinade for the first time . ill be honest , that was probably the nastiest thing i have ever done #disgusting 😷💉 
sometimes i wish i wasn't such a nice person 😒 
you are so good at texting USERNAME ... 😒 and not annoying at all ..... URL 
just plopped down for a nap but of course the puppy wants to play tug of war wit the sock on my foot 😑 .. lucky for him he's cute & lovable 
USERNAME vending machine room . 7 :3 2 sharp . 😏 
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it was a good weekend in the upstate , now back to the coastline . USERNAME i expect supper cooked 😏 
savings list: some new rocks , new dark leather sperrys , those duck calls you can hide in your mouth , new speakers , n a million other things 😐 
USERNAME aww:'o go on a mission and look for it ! ! haha d: 
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USERNAME yuup >.< were suppose to go out today ! 
USERNAME i was a little out of it haha but i don't think we talked about that joke of a song ! 😏 
gotta be one of the worst weekends i had in a while 😒 
it's so beautiful out & all i wanna do right now is sleep 😒 
damnn , i get out of work at 6 ... 😑 fml 
<<<<<<< what she sai d: ) ! ! ! ! 
this town basically shuts down on sundays . nothing is open omg 😒 
don't forget the research papers 😒 "USERNAME perfect sunday morning with my bestie , coffee and bagels #athensbagelco USERNAME 
i wanna kick it wid you , but there's always gotta be a third person 😏 
people who lick their fingers after eating make me cringe #youregross #gowashyourhands #ew 
well , es domingo , está lloviendo , tengo weba , tengo tareas , pero quiero estar en mi cama durmiendo d: 
it would probably be great if i just had a huge party , like project x , for the end of the world in december 😏 🎉🍻🐷 
there's way too many annoying people under this roof 😒 
when i decide watch netflix on my phone because no one texting but when i do the whole world decided to text me 😑 
i been thinking .. i dont want my lip piercing anymore .. its lame bcoz everyone has it now >.< 
i want to color my hair again , but i don't know what to do with it 😏 #decisions #wahh 
USERNAME USERNAME tryin to get me to walk to tampa ... what i look like 😐 
just like u guys pay attention to the naked pics girls take we pay attention to all the weed , guns , and sagging pants 😒 
USERNAME nope couldn't make it .. 2 tire d; ) 
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USERNAME feet are fkn nasty , no one wants to see that shit ✋ 😒 
tryna act like ii don't give af ; knowin ii do ! 😒 😒 
and i know you on i can tell how u keep looking at me 😏 
all these airplanes&jets flying over my house , wish i was at the air show👎 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm kind of sort of a grinch ... 😒 lol 
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why am i so tired ! ! ! ! ? 😣 
why the hell was aaron rogers here last night ? #ew #fgreenbay 
listening to rap . i never listen to rap 😐 
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just ordered a large cheese pizza & some hot wings from dominos & it came up to 32 dollars & something cent 😒 
my family is going to the pulga while im staying home waiting to go to work >.< lol 
USERNAME mm jealous i don't think my 12 oz bottle of mountain dew is considered living on the edge 😏 
i'm 18 years old & still have to ask my mom how i like my steak #babyproblems 😒 
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kids: dad can we have mcdonalds ? da d: only if you can spell it . kids: fuck mcdonalds lets go to kfc 
eww why do females be thinking they cute when they look like et ! #eww 
those bitches and i are not similar , twitter . 😒 
USERNAME i sai d: did you miss me ? ! ? ! (@ terminal 1 w/ 5 others) URL 
last day everything was fine and normal ... september 2 ... 😒 
USERNAME 3 teams have played in a crossover in division final since 1996 when latest version of the rule was implemente d: bc , edm and ___ ? 
something or someone always has to get btw of me being able to have something with someone ! 😡 😒 😒 something i hate ! ! 
went from i love you to you dunno who you fuckin with . 😼 
. USERNAME and i just got our #tscp dx website up ! 
going home with booty in han d: leftover pizza and mall kiosk peanut brittle . (@ dart - merle hay transfer station) URL 
USERNAME USERNAME aww :c ill ask melo if he wants to go >.< 
everyone wants a big booty hoe for their birthday ... you can't all have me 😏 
USERNAME salute americas farmers&ranchers&hunters harvesting the annual renewable crops that feed the worl d; yes ! ! im 50/50 on hunters 
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his fist is big but my guns bigger 🔫 😏 
tim's first bacon maple bar donut . #slodoco #donuts #nasty @ slo donut company URL 
ice to myself this morning , no better feeling 😏 👌 #puck #cali #ice #instagood #pho @ ontario ice skating arena URL 
im scared to tell you bc ikno what your going to doo d: 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you should've been there and showed us all up👊 😏 i love your accent 
i remember when darian said he wouldn't follow me until i had 100 followers . just to make sure i was worthy of being on his tl #rude 
must rea d: by brian wise - republicans lost the ground game: URL … 
just woke up at andreas and my babys not here 😖 
that little awkward phase where you and your mom just don't get along for a couple of days 😒 < 
wish i had something to do .... guess ill just sit here all day 😒 👍 
USERNAME i wasn't calling you fat ! ! ! your not even fat ! ! ! >.< 
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USERNAME i dropped my macbook air on day two so i guess my mini survived longer without damage 😏 
7 year ol d: it's a touchdown ! ! ! 
7 year ol d: it's still a touchdown ! ! ! 
while we are waiting hahahaha #havenothingtodo #boring USERNAME @ wolf camera & image - preston highlands URL 
#sundays are for cleaning the house & doing laundry 🚮👌 😏 #cleanfreak #onlyonsunday #laundryday 
broken collarbone and separated ac joint ... not goo d: / 6-8 weeks of doing nothing 
USERNAME but i did see your text last night . >.< 
never joke around with jelly , she's too serious . 😐 
USERNAME , you can't say stuff like then say you dgaf >.< 
best completely serious yet utterly ridiculous complaint i've ever hear d: last night was all about me & that's what i was expecting tonight . 
if life hands you melons , you may have lyse dx ia . 
if you fucked a panda .... what would the babies look like d: ! ? ! ? ! ? 
i'm always saying tomorrow comes i'm still eating it 😑 👎 
staying away from mirrors so they don't shatter #ilookgnarly 😖 
but then everyones gonna have the iphone 5 .... 😒 
my phones gonna die and i have no charger . 😒 😠 😑 #firstworldpains 
those shampoo commercials with the super shiny hair are so fake 👊 😏 
huge sign that rea d: documentary about women's ordination on fr @ the catholic worker URL 
jeremy mcgrath just watched our show ! ! ! 😏 @ lake elsinore diamond stadium URL 
USERNAME only if you share the food with me . 😏 
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there are in school hoes and city wide hoes and baby you are a citywide known hoe and you're a freshmen #sick #gross #grimy 
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wow it's gonna be a long game ! 😣 USERNAME 
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USERNAME d: daangg ...... well atleast i got the best sleep in like soo long ! ! ! (: 
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loll oh the cops are here now , in my house 😒 weird . 
sundays are supposed to be for relaxing . 😒 #busy #iwannarelax 
damn i met the prettiest girl last night and had hella fun bowling together but later found out she has a boyfriend .. 😑 😕 😒 
but then again new phones come out each month ! ! ! ! 😒 
it's gorgeous in tampa and i get to brandon and its bullshit outside 😑 👎 
i swear , with all the shhit i've been through , i feel like i'm 30 >.< 
had one good night w/ my girls last night , needed it 😏 👌 
oh so y'all think ya cool because y'all matching ... oh ok 😒 😂 USERNAME USERNAME @ vol hall URL 
dems aren't better candidates but they are better organize d; better marketers; more savvy campaigners , reps need to catch-up or wither away 
i'm losing every body in my life smh first my bro jelani then my grandma & now my girl smh my life is horrible 😔 😣 😢 
watch how in the end it'll turn out i'm worrying over nothing 😑 
jamie lynn spears why did you have to get pregnant 😣 
USERNAME jabari you eat chipotle 😒 you know i don't play about that restaurant specifically . 
tweeting about the same thing all day is unnecessary 😒 
my girlfriend is addicted to this damn zoo game 😒 
im hungry >.< , where my baby at .. ? ; ) 
USERNAME haha ! ! we watched #phantom :) when they used guys .... 😑 
my co workers are so gross 💁always talking about sex 😒 and half of the time i don't even know what they're saying . 
USERNAME i haven't updated ... i am a old dog who dosnt wanna learn new tricks lol 😏 🐶 
i know right ! ! that's like you breaking up with me 😏 
i'm about to cut a couple more people off , these hoes & niggas don't mean me no good ! 😒 🙅 
the weather outside feels really nice and i have to spend the rest of the day at work 😒 
you like to play but get butthurt when they play back 😒 
oh my god . i hate standing up after sitting for a while and the blood rushes to your tattoo 😖 
have to drive up to redlands by myself 😣 🔫 
spotte d: USERNAME serving some omg gurlz realness on queen st ! 
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at halftime , saints lead 21-17 ! leaders: brees 12-18/152 yds/2 tds/1 int; ivory 3 carries/67 yds/1 t d; graham 5 recs/89 yds/2 tds #atlvsno 
the only thing i hate about going to my moms is that we never go out to eat 😒 
USERNAME miss you natalie ! love your bio 😏 👌 
USERNAME lol silly , i was talking about you duh 😏 
another day of laying in bed watching movies all day by myself 😒 👌 
i like wen you get on twitter talkin allat shit 😏 
is it creepy that i'm married to someone , but he just doesn't know it yet ? 😏 
USERNAME catch us playin hide n seek USERNAME USERNAME 😏 
there's two kinds of people in the worl d: sheep and goat . what are you ? 
USERNAME yoshi omfg . you are asking all the same questions princess just asked >.< read our conversation 
USERNAME 😕 just one of those days ! lol 😏 
luckily my birthdays on a tuesday so i can spend it with my nipple #traugersays 👏👏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
damn 😣 when you forget to take the location shit off ya next tweet . 
USERNAME sorry . 😕 ill text you later . okay ? 😐 😬 
the truth will set you free . yeah , right . 😒 
sundays are always the day that nothing exciting happens #bored 
when my cousin tries to teach how to really play 🎮 😒 
5am in the morning . da d: where's your keys ? me: i don't have a car . "apparently that's what i said ... ? lol 
at 10 oclock i told everyone to be ready to leave at 11:15 ... it's 11:25 and i'm the only one ready . 😒 #irritating #theythinkitsfuny #itsnot 
filling out job applications=no fun at all ! ! #boring #overit 
friday she is getting her cookies because i won't be around saturday >.< 
what's a best friend when you don't wanna do anything with each other 😒 
just because you have an expensive snowboard and gear , don't make you good . 😒 
i honestly don't even know what i have due tomorrow 😒 #ohwell 
USERNAME i doo ! i hate being cooped up when you're not home ! #bored 😩 
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“USERNAME hopefully our little plan works 😏 USERNAME it better work or i'll go crazy 
my cat thinks my phone is a chew toy ... >.< great . #sarcasm 
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time to get all of this homework done , after this nap 😏 
please continue to fucking hook up with every guy i've ever been involved with . it's kind of disgusting for you ain't it ? #yuck 
😔 😒 ” umm☝” don't shut up one if the pooches ☝ 
this bitch who works the weekends at my job gets thee fuck on my last nerve ! ! ! ! 😒 😤😤😤 
i'm over the whole drinking every weekend thing . i just feel like shit all the time . 😣 👎🙅 
& we doing it all over again this weekend 😏 
hell yah my daddy making me a sandwich .. he's my bitch 😏 
i need a little spice in my life lol #bored 
i can't believe i'm barely waking up . blaah i feel gross >.< 
so i wanna go see breaking dawn part 2 but i haven't even seen part 1 ... 😒 
to send money to ecuador takes like 282972)7282828 thousand years ! ! ! 😒 sheesh ! 
tryin to sleep , mom tells me to get ready to go to the mall . i'm ready and she's sitting here looking up stuff for college 😒 
adam lucas , jamar hornsby and william bufor d: the tuskegee trio might be part of the best secondary in all of division ii . 
those hoes didn't even tell me they were leaving yesterday 😒 
when people say i understand ... i swear they don't 😐 
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my wish didn't even come true for 11/11/11 11:11 😒 
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i like the way you ride with that booty on me 😏 
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had fun last night ! glad i could support a frien d: ) #firsttimeforeverything 
if i don't get a job soon , my scholarship money that's sitting in my account staring at me might be in trouble . #soobroke #needtoshoptho 😒 
but the bank is closed today and tomorrow 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 why did he have to move to florida 😑 
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#confessionnight i don't feel good & don't wanna go to work 😒 
when there is too many people at my house 😒 
seems like i'm going to wiz by my self #wtf 😒 
lost my debit card and my credit card in one weekend .... come on now . 😖 
#twatblockers USERNAME haha ! dougy and andrew >.< whoot whoot ! ! 
just learned a lot more about placebo and nocebo effects than i did in science ... - md #te dx ar #unthinkable #unexpected #unlimited 
is it that much to ask for a solid gold slim tie ! ? #ughh 😒 
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im forever craving chik fil a on a sunday . 😒 
USERNAME hope you like glass in your cleats when you aren't looking 😏 
i need new haters the old ones have started to like me 😏 
USERNAME 4'10 but she lies and says she's 4'11 lol one inch 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME you gassin ? you got it . 😑 😑 
my work pants make my ass look flat 😐 😕 
hate how i can barely type with these fake nails 😒 
the people that i don't feel like hanging out with always wanna see me . but the people i wanna see never wanna hang out .. 😒 #loserstatus 
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doods always ready to put some money down .... smh .. bears goin to the playoffs deep .. and ur g-kids droppin todays gm . 😏 
wish i was going to fun work today instead of blah work today . 😑 
my reaction when i see douchefuck jimmy dykes is calling the game: 😒 
commit thy way unto the lor d; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass ! 
looks like we have to go visit chrissy & mike more often 😏 👍 
wait did i really just run into my door like that 😒 
still laying in bed on some crazy lazy shit ! #bored #nomodivation 
work sucks , but almost out this place . 😒 🔫 @ original pancake house URL 
the worst feeling ever is losing to someone whose not better than you . 😢 😒 😣 😠 😢 
USERNAME haha i just kidding around ! ! and why thank u ! ! i am honore d: ) haha have a good day today ! 
cleaning a little then anther run at 4 😏 i think ill take juno this time . 🐶 
my boyfriend is hiding my makeup and extensions from me so i won't be able to get ready 😒 😒 
like i sai d: usa ! usa ! rt USERNAME “USERNAME statue of liberty at halftime ! saints lead 21-17 ! URL too cool ! 
damn my mom loves asking me to go to the outlets with her when i have plans 😑 
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hate not feeling good on my days off 😒 👎 
trying to take a nap but lilah won't stop whining 😒 
i like the song let's get it on by marvin gaye 😏 
if i could erase this day , you bet i would 😖 
USERNAME hah i i don't really remember you sayin that , but i'm glad you are , i feel like its been years since i've even seen you 😏 hah 
USERNAME hahahahaha 😂 you would post this .. jk i don't give out my # to strangers 😏 
no lingering cold can prevent me from seeing USERNAME and USERNAME today . #metal #p dx 
don't worry USERNAME you'll be fine by ....... wednesday . still sleeping in USERNAME bed ! ! ! #hangover #illneverdrinkagain 😖 💃🍹🍷🍸 
i'm so flexible i can take a picture with my 👢 😂 😑 #sunday #bored @ manila oriental market URL 
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lol y'all i think i pissed my boyfriend off with my smart mouth *kanye shrugs* ... oh 😒 haha 
“USERNAME i can't even deal ! :'( today not my day >.< 
god help me if my kids ever ask me to go to build-a-bear ... #ew #oldschool #supertacky #theanswerisno 
just throw it while i hold your hair back 😏 
so hungry but of course there is no food .. 😑 
secret to getting my room/bathroom cleane d: step 1. avoid cleaning like the plague . step 2. mom gets angry . step 3. mom's ocd kicks in 
its your bestfrien d: ) USERNAME just want to say hi ! ! ! and i love u ! ! ! and shut up so i can sleep loser ! ! ! ! 
everybody wants the truth , but nobody wants to be honest . 😒 
USERNAME it was like flavorless today 😖 usually i'm bout it 
i expect the least from you , but you just pushed it 😡 😤 😖 
haven't had a taco bell taco in a while . 😒 
#happythoughts #cod #bo2 comes out in 2days😁😁😁😁😁 ... the only thing i'm really looking forward to besides well that's it really ... 😐 😐 😕 😕 
just painted my whole room .. my arms are dead 😣 
me && my little cousin naya 👭💞👌 #nochill in us 😂 #bored 😌 @ park heights URL 
i swear , all ya'll are getting the flu . i already got sick twice if i get sick again i'm going after someone 😡 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i have no one to do the wiz concert with me and i can bring 3-4 girls but no one wants to go 😣 
USERNAME is so weir d: p but we needa go to shusi q for d group or something 
#workflow later 😁 as soon as i find the energy to get dressed 😒 
you are just ... not attractive to me . 😐 
why can't something fun go on while i'm home everyone always does stuff when i'm away 😒 
sophomore in high school my bf is in college #ew 
i feel like i'm watching last year's redskins play this game for the giants 😒 
anyways , happy birthday to my beautiful sister USERNAME i love you so much lulu the culo 😏 can't wait to see you in six days ! 
wat a day this is turning out 2 b 😒 
i dont 😏 3some rt USERNAME i kissed a girl just to try it , i hope my boyfriend don't mind it . 
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gonna go to church today after so many months >.< 
#foodporn #foodpics #food #foodstagram #instafood #instagood #instamood #delicious #yum @ i dx dining room URL 
comment any one page they be like 😒 why 💩on my 👆 
USERNAME uhh ill 3 way the call 😏 my life was in shambles guys you don't understand .. i was gonna come up today but princess is busy 
USERNAME i wish i had gold . d: i had them painted nicely but they got ruined so i removed it . -_- 
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my stomach hurt && i'm beyond tired ! ! 3 hours of sleep is not enough .. 😒 
dang it . i fell asleep during my break d; #backtowork 
it's all an act , so nobody knows how i really feel 😒 
broncos game , good food , and homework 😑 #sundays #grandmas #hw #homecookedfood 
thank god we have tomorrow off , no way i'm getting absolutely anything done today . #tiredaf 😑 😴 
that moment when it starts raining and you remember you left your window down . #fuckk 😑 
lissa rankin , md ( USERNAME ) #te dx ar URL 
i didn't pull a needle 😑 next time for sure tho 
didn't find my scarf-.- think i gotta buy a new one >.< 
USERNAME if i could get one ! d: jk i want one so bad . :c 
USERNAME its early in the morning thou d; and i gotta go 
but chris said i can't tweet -__- 😑 so i'ma just sit back & laugh like i been doin :) ) 😂 
karma takes too long . i'd rather beat the shit out of you . #onedown #onemoretogo 😒 😑 
USERNAME lol i guess , i didn't even finish eating it cause i was ma d: / lol 
USERNAME lmao sorry babes ... i would do that too 😏 
hive min d: great place for bedding in nyc ? kind of want to avoid ikea or bb . 
i wish basketball was a girly sport . i look like a super dyke every time i play . 😑 😒 
hate when i forget my lifting gloves ouchies ! ! ! 😣 
im full of energy & i wanna do something today but everyone being lamee d: 
vans will make her dance . 😏 #vans #vans #vansonvans @ i'm cold , 😁 URL 
well no one text's me . v.v cuz i'm not cool enough . sorry . 
classy , sassy , & a little bit of smart assy 😏 
#ifmbwerebabysitters chil d: i heard you gotta snake called prodaconda ? can i sees him ? is it big ? pro d: real big and no you can not see him 
ima serenade these bitches with my voice 🎤 😏 🎸🎶 
USERNAME lmao no i don't . >.< that's you . 
just cracked my iphone screen i am so gutte d: (((((( 
it's amazing that some people don't realize how lame they are ... yet they think they're so cool and everybody is paying attention to them . 😒 
pissed that i missed open field cause of work 😖 
sorry for the random retweets emily got on my twitter # 😒 
retro charged me 40 bucks this month 😒 and they lost power for 2 weeks .... i don't understand 
i somehow manage to wake up in nothing but my boxers every time but i can't seem to plug my phone in 😒 #idontgetit 
just reached into the kitchen drawer for a knife and sliced my finger wide the fuck open 😑 
hahah well that wasn't too bad .. right ? ? USERNAME 😁 😏 
messed up that last tweet , but ahh well y'all know what i mean .. 😒 
i was having an anxiety attack in church 😐 when did they start singing everything ! ! 
USERNAME it's just a small flesh wound , it's nothing . /purses her lips , irritate d; goes over to the fish again and gets back to work ./ 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i could never have my car clean cause of y'all asses .. 😑 
kilee and nick are my only friends . >.< #sadbuttrue 
i want chips i want chips i want chips v.v 
one of those sundays when you're far from happy with yourself 😑 
ew i look like a complete mess today . #nasty 
USERNAME ofcourse ! ! good to see you too ! i am glad you made it to #te dx rainier ! ! 
USERNAME at least one of us is . lol i'm annoyed as fuck . 😒 
USERNAME there ! i did 😒 . happy ? ? ! ? ! ! lol 
da d: selena went out partying because she got rid of scranny boy . 
USERNAME lol because we were sitting outside for like half an hour 😣 
USERNAME it was not ignored lmao . 😏 😏 😏 
finally food . ! ! ! d: (@ yard house w/ 2 others) URL 
19 degrees outside ? ugh ... and the stupid geese are finally on campus 😒 #ithinkitswinter #toocold 
had lunch with lindah today ... all we talked about was football .. 😒 🏈🎎 
can we just skip monday and go right to tuesday . way too busy tmrw 😒 
bus made me get to work way too early 😼 
smh i'm glad my boyfriend is standing by his word . these niggas need to leave him the fuck alone 😒 😒 
i keep having the same dream every night , but it's not gonna come true 😕 😏 
this weather makes me so happy . on that note , back to bounce til close 😒 
cub scout meeting at our house , and the playroom is right outside my bedroom 😒 quick someone send help 
seeing your name pop up on my timeline <<<< 😔 😒 😞 #dammit 
niggas always wanna hit you up when their relationship starts failing <<<< #swerve 😒 
shopping makes me realize how much i really don't like people 😒 
the way i was raise d; sundays you got to go to church then spend time and lunch with family then watch all the games :) 
USERNAME whipping the old school today @ me dx press URL 
USERNAME you ain't ganna be saying that after i bowl 6 strikes in a row ! ! ! 😒 😏 haha 
won 6-1, got my second goal of the year . bar down .. not too shabby 😏 
totally forgot all about not having my car wtf ? am i gunna do 😒 😒 
USERNAME we can go in my wagonn or my mini van 😏 
USERNAME noo ! i'm always busy . i hate being lazy and not having anything to do ... >.< 
"USERNAME you just had to be the one to correct me & make me type the whole tweet over 😒 USERNAME yep . lol 
sitting on some random couch at lowes while johnny and pat look for stuff lol #nolife #bored #lowes 
USERNAME please . people are all over that girl 😒 ✋ 
i will never get guys and video games thanks halo 4 for stealing my boyfriend 😒 
USERNAME if you have that strong desire to succee d; those wishn to reach the same goal w less passion & ambition will never be a factor 
excited and nervous for my fashion show today 😣 #modeling 
these kids are playing so violently ... its making me really sa d: ( 
rt USERNAME mcribs contain azodicarbonamide , an ingredient also used to make yoga mats . #gross 
i always get somewhat jealous when i see someone tweet #oomf 😒 
the fight continues for retired marine with pts d: URL via USERNAME visit URL to help . 
that's why i hate being home .. #nofun #bored #justsittinghere #doingnothing #nothingtoeat #fml 
damn playing basketball just made me realize how much out of shape i am 😖 😫 😑 😵 
my attitude today is brought to you by , fuck you 😏 
and so begins the process of packing for dad's 😒 
is my location on ? it says it's off but it's like showing up . 😐 
my parents tellin me what to wear ... #thatstheshitidontlike 😒 
i think i'm about to cassie-rihanna-miley cyrus my hair . i need something different . i feel like i fit in with everyone else around here . 👎 😑 
i cried the day you left because i knew it wouldn't be the same ...... i was right #alwaysright 😒 
USERNAME lol awee . but don't you have when the little shit bring back memories 😣 
i probably won't even go anywhere for thanksgiving just stay at my dorm 😒 
USERNAME yeah girl . he's singing in the choir today so he won't be back home till 4pm 😖 
these girls at hooters are just all push-up bras , like at least get a bra that makes your boobs look nice and not weird . 😒 
hilton hea d: the brake pad capital of the us ! 
i hate being inside the car during the car wash . #scarey 😖 
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just got my button whipped in my buddha bootcamp class >.< 
USERNAME you need a job as a reason to get out of be d; don't do it . 
yuck ! now my garage smells like dead worms . #gross 
USERNAME hahah yea , and i don't even know how to type the sound effect i made ! d; 
i love how often i talk to my boyfriend 😒 USERNAME 
that muthafcka said the republican party is at a disadvantage because the latino vote was so high 😒 
real whipped cream up in this nudge #p dx drinks #cocktails #brunch @ interurban URL 
i hate my cover up 😒 too dark for me ... 
i wanna dress out ! but i'm only at ec for like one period 😞 😣 
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USERNAME merp ! what're we suppose to do when i graduate ? ! separation anxiety from you and the yoop and hunan while i've been gone 😖 
USERNAME i'm not because you know i'm the bowling champion since 1989 😏 
“USERNAME love how i always take over ashlyn's bed ! USERNAME always kicked out my own bed 😒 
come on boys . get it together . #falcons 😏 
i say stupid shit because it annoys you . 😏 
#tired #annoyed #pissed #sad #lonely #bored #hescute #ilikehimagain #notgood #imdumb that's all . #goodnight 
when i tweet someone and they don't respond 😒 <<<<< 
going to see skyfall with the family (: hope its goo d: ) 
oh now they wanna play some damn music 😐 come on falcons 
i love mrs . henry . y'all are trippen . be greatful she's not teaching our class cause she stayed with sophomores . 😒 
lmao she was like remember daron 😒 umm yeah but i try not to . 
feeling some type of way .. 😒 😒 😒 😔 
USERNAME have you ever hear d: our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate . our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure ." 
like this is some bullshit #rude #nomanners fuck all that . 
5th grade . cutest couple ever . 😏 USERNAME URL 
why is it that the people you want 2text you don't or are slow2 but the drainos of the world are ready , willing and able to blow ur phone up 😏 
outsides a bit nice & my grandmum is begging me to bring my sister outside . outside my ass 😒 
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id rather go somewhere with wet clean hair than greasy dirty hair . #ew #no 
round 2. time to get my workout on when i get back lol . 😁 😏 😋 👍 USERNAME @ in-n-out burger URL 
USERNAME lol , it helped that you were high doe . 😏 
s/o too USERNAME for having a pretty avi ! buht not following me 😑 
nigga at work told me the ✌buccaneers✌ was gone beat the falcons first .. i said bitch please . 😒 
these little girls are dying their hair , wearing a lot of make up , and frying their hair .. and they are only in 6th grade ... #smh 😒 
da d: okay kids this is called the but if you're gonna say that don't roll down the window 
wowowow i miss baseball . 😣 😭 😭 😢 💔 
USERNAME i had something sweeter to say but i thought is be funny instea d: p 
i have now spent 150 💰 expanding my yankee candle collection #obsessed 😖 
ugh -_- the dolphins are so disappointing ! there goes our playoff picture , i doubt we'll still be in the run for the wildcard >.< 
if mitch brings me food right now , i would love him forever . 😏 💕 
so i was taking shots of silver vodka ? 😑 
these are the worst grits i've ever ate . 😣 
when i dated your bro i was on ur bad side and now ur nice to me >_< no take that somewhere else . #isthisajoke #notbuyingit 
been here since 7am , now finna do this 3-11 shift 😣 
i showed my brother the dont judge me music video and he was asking to many questions ! 😒 -_- 
my sisters laugh has to be the ugliest laugh ..... ever 😐 USERNAME 
i don't know how to dm people 😔 😁 😣 
ankle sprain 😣 😣 😣 😣 now another agony of walking asse feom carrying 6lbs in my belly . 
i hate wen afghans put someone on the spot at parties 😒 
USERNAME didn’t help i popped the bite and itched the living hell out of it lol #gross URL 
the falcons still gone win y'all funky ass #saints calm down 😑 
magic mike aka boy version of burlesque ! #bored USERNAME 
my moms bf is steady yellin at the tv 😒 like people ain't tryna sleep . 
she say she got a man but schemin on the low #yuck #wayne 
i just heard my mom on the phone with my aunt talking shit about me . she basically said i look like shit since i went to reno 😒 ha wtf 😂 
so jealous of my mom and dad right now 😒 😔 @ famu - mcguinn hall URL 
USERNAME i still have mine out 😔 😑 😑 😑 
i just left my mother two messages in an asian voice ... 😒 
oh no ! i have to get out of bed . 😫 😐 
lots of game left though . not even trippen 🙅 😏 
USERNAME a messed up human ... like who would do that ? d: hahaha 
#285westsoulfood be giving away crack n a box 😒 😒 #patientlywaiting @ 🍴whiteboxeater🍴 URL 
yes , i am a professional photographer 😏 @ td garden URL 
i've got a bad feeling about things #nothappy #whatever 😒 
i refuse to go to kubuki . that shit is gross . 😒 🙅 
i could help but notice you , noticing me noticing you 😏 
while my team is at the kellogg's tour i'm home watching football ! #sweetlife 😐 
home alone for the night and no one to be here 😒 
USERNAME omg yayy ! hes fine too . which is a plus . 😏 
USERNAME 😏 😂 😂 😂 one was enough but .. 3 ! ? 
no school i'm happy but it's probably going to be boring ...... 😒 
ohh shit its raining i'm finna sleep good d; ) 
coz a typical camp picture is lame . #selfiesfolyfe mehehehehe 😏 @ national shrine of our lady of la salette URL 
i don't understand how stupid people can be .. makes me wanna smack em 😒 🙅 
USERNAME i have to chose between that and going to a concert so idk >.< 
for some reason i want one of those beanie's that have on it , like the stezzers 😏 😏 #itainteasybeingstezzy 
i'm going to try japanese bbq for the first time dx 
USERNAME don't tweet that shit , i'm trying to get out at a reasonable time tonight ! 😐 
i need to start getting ready butt , im so comfortable right now >.< 
my tweets aren't about anyone , but hey if the show fits then wear it . 😏 👟 
USERNAME that's the best lock screen you've ever had 😏 😏 
unda da sea . USERNAME @ the little mermai d: ariel's undersea adventure URL 
syraight fuckboy not letting me preorder bo2 just because i dont have id obviously i look 17 >.< 
USERNAME i can be a cowgirls fan for a minute 😏 
USERNAME hahaha i did this mornin cuz i forgot to post it 😑 😞 
my tweets aren't about anyone , but hey if the shoe fits then wear it . 😏 👟 
fuck all these turnovers and fumbles 😒 😠 😠 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 
if you see a white grand prix driving around holt bumpin , yeah that's me 😏 
#bored #faded #squeeky #clean #black #white #picture #instgram #fuckit @ the pad URL 
workin hard as always lol #ootd 😁 😏 ✌ @ lotus boutique URL 
USERNAME 😧 😧 😧 very well smh 😏 😏 😏 😬😬 
station 2m0yio is calling cq dx from scotland on 14.208. i worked him too . ;-) #hamradio #buddistick 
t-storm warning for hempstea d; howard counties in ar until 2 :3 0 pm ct - URL 
t-storm warning for hempstea d; howard counties in ar until 2 :3 0 pm ct - URL #samplehashtag 
USERNAME yes ! once it's finished , its going to be the coolest nursery aroun d: ) you'll def have to come check it out ! ! 
USERNAME lol i was about to say , not you too d: 
USERNAME i doubted that defense . i thought ryan would have a big game 😐 
it’s a great day to be a saints fan . 😏 
i don't understand a damn thing they're talking about on these documentaries and i have a test over it ! 😒 
USERNAME criiess .. d; you're not gonna need the moneyss ? 
it was five in the morning and 😒 😒 😒 😒 
my you guys could watch my giants do work 😏 #faith #bleedblue #nyg 
this chick next door is ignorant too . she just open with her stupidity . all i know is she better miss me with that shit . 😒 
i have no problem suffering fa a gud reason . long as yall gu d; im gud .. at da end of da day , i want u ta know i got yall;no guessin jus #facts 
blow jobs = the ideal birth control solution 👌 😏 
wtf i was hoping the ravens would lose and i look at the score and it's 41-17 😒 #fuckery 
USERNAME she was >_< god i hate some of their fans 
hey sorry for trying . wait , no i'm not . 😑 #derp 
he makes me smile even if am mad at him >.< :d 
USERNAME it's 63 ! ! ! that's how cold it is ! >.< 
you mean to tell me pettigrew caught a ball ? ! and it was a touchdown ? ! yeah right 😏 
okay after that talk you have me , you can go kill yourself 😒 🔫 
a guy says turns out he's a sister fucker . #ew #liars #skankbitches 
going to eat noomies with tippy , momma , pricilla and adrian . but my tummy hurts 😫 😖 
USERNAME why don't you just work in the back ? d: 
okay after that talk you gave me , you can go kill yourself 😒 🔫 
i'm not even hungry i just want the taste >.< 
when my boyfriend tells me my mom is still cute even when she's ghetto 👊 😒 
gotta go to church this sunday coming up . imissed two sundays 😒 
my weekend in bama>>>>>>>> 😃 😃 😃 😃 😏 😏 😏 🆒🆒🆒🔄🔄🔄🔄👌👌👌🔙🏡🔜 
radio stations over here are even worse than san diego's 😑 never thought that was possible . 
back to the mainlan d: ( (@ orcas island ferry terminal) URL 
omg this hangover i can't even get out of bed 😖 
i dont see how girls are so okay with people touching their ass o.o i freak out when tiffany and adrienne just talk about my butt v.v 
fred and carolyn need to hurry up and leave so i can get shit rolling 😏 
someone take care of me d: i'm getting sick :c 
USERNAME do you get offended when i hit on you abigayle ? 😔 😒 
yayy ^_^ *starts dancing on table* mahh crush is txtn mehh lmao im stupid af #bored 
USERNAME but we still have to do it more than you guys lol you guys do it like once every month d: 
tell me bout it ! rt USERNAME we can't take a l from the saints . them niggas garbage this season . 😒 
i remember USERNAME pushing me last night and i almost fell over #rude ! 
USERNAME ... 😳 😑 😕 not a word .. never . he's calm 
going to sleep now and hoping i don’t wake up until tomorrow . #sleep #bored 
its okay if the giants loose when your a giants fan . just because your a giants fan 😏 
USERNAME danny woodhea d: a smaller , whiter kevin faulk ? 
USERNAME i know telling kenadee she should kill herself and alex is just to >_< 
just tried to facetime ashley but she didn't answer 😔 😒 
a special USERNAME shout out to USERNAME who kept the USERNAME flowing to #te dx viewers everywhere ! thank you ! 
the bad news is ... she doesn't know how to cook 😖 
i should just take a nap .. there's nothing else to do 😒 
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glad i didn't take the giants today . this game is embarrassing 😣 
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playing wrestling games cuz i don't have halo 4 d: #sadtweet 
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both my teams getting they a$$ kicked today 😑 😤😩 
every time i blow my nose i get light headed 😖 🌀 
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lesson learne d: you can only count on yourself . 
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pam out here trying to make me take leaves and shit ... 😒 
had me a drink last night and it was much neede d: -) 
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they showed the game right after the field goal & it went straight to commercial . 😑 
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USERNAME : westley’s instructions for hanging his new magnet boar d: 
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i hate when you're nice enough to listen and help someone with their problems but when you need to talk they could care less to listen . 😒 
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got to go to work on my day off 😒 
since it's november and all . things i am thankful for: my sweet boyfriend and the time we got to spend together this weekend . #ew #thatgirl 
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waiting for sully to tweet for me , logging off for a bit >.< 
better to have 1 beer before 12, than 12 before 1. 😏 
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never mind , my grandma didn't wanna watch the sex scene so we're watching die hard 😏 
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awkwardly pretending to be busy on my phone in silence while me and this other girl are waiting for our group to get here 😐 
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today could possibly be the most boring day of my life . 😒 
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gave up on this game right after 2nd quarter 😑 
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USERNAME USERNAME 😣 that car was different & i did that in like ten minutes lol . 
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😒 😔 rt USERNAME strip sack for the #bengals . they are just pouring it on the #giants right now . 
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being sick at your stomach on a four hour drive home <<< 😔 😣 😷 
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. USERNAME and his #wif ™ equation at #tscp dx URL 
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clean house: check , do laundry: check , spend time w/ USERNAME & USERNAME : check , tire d: check ! now , mall time w/ #kurt & my girls 
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😒 😔 rt USERNAME strip sack for the #bengals . they are just pouring it on the #giants right now . 
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of course i don't get the falcons game 😒 😡 
waiting to go to work flys by . once i get to work , time stops . 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :( i really hope she's joking . d: 
USERNAME bxtch ? ? first off i never saw yo dx ck so stfu you & yo bro .. & if he said anything , there's no dude i've fuckd that i can't fuck 
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USERNAME why would she even need to be brought into anything like that . #somepeople #rude 
i feel like you gave up #bye #cantfuckwithyou #focuse dx 10 
it's only been a few months but i feel like we been at this for years 😏 kinda dope 
i remember i use to be laughed at when i said i want to make football my career 😏 
i want something sweet , but there's nothing sweet in my house >.< blahh 
watching charlie st cloud for the first time ... i didn't know it would be so sa d: ( 
new cosmo sitting on my dresser when i get home , only to find taylor swift and her queer straight across bangs on the cover 😑 
ayaw ko na kse ee .. anong magawa mo ! ! ! >.< 
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please dont just call me send me a text first goddamn ! ! 😾 😖 
USERNAME rea d: can't wait to move out of this pigsty 
i don't know what to get my 2 best friends for christmas 😞 they have everything 😐 
wish i didn't have to go back to work 😒 #busy #mybreakgoestoofast 
#lt then i remember ... we still haven't had thanksgiving yet . 😒 
im the happiest i've been in awhile so don't fuck it up 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME he's scaring me ! ! ! ! d: 
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saints with a lead , 4th quarter , defense on the fiel d= slow death . 
USERNAME bitch then why did you call me so many times and bitch ! ? ! ? ! haha okay then d: 
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masturbation is gross . i'd never do that shit .. 😒 
if anyone's looking for a d7000 (28k frames , extra battery , $700) or tokina 11-16/2.8 dx (nikon , well used , perfect glass , $500) hit me up . 
november is never a good month for the giants 😐 
i wish i had a boy to watch the notebook with tonight 😐 
it'd be nice if my bestfriend texted me back 😒 USERNAME 
i know brady is a beast but c'mon you can't let him do all the work >.< 
i have to do homework but all these good lifetime movies keep coming on 😒 
there's a fine line between funny weird & annoying or creepy weird . 😒 lol 
someone give me something to search on the internet . #bored 
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jus touched down in portlan d; had to stop n watch the falcons 
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i'm getting too old to be drinking like this . 😣 😳 😵 
USERNAME haha damnit . oh well prly get 10% now 😒 
what to do after graduation ? decisions decisions . #noplans #lost 😣 
this soccer mom sounds like a 40 year old man .. but she's like 20 something 😐 
USERNAME 😕 😐 totally off topic just watched the amazing spider man & thought of those people in front of us lolol 
damn i had a huge typo on that cruz tweet .. it was a good one too 😒 
that awkward moment when you think your brothers friend has a man crush on him ... =/ its like bro are you gay for my brother ? #nasty 
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yuck i can still taste the swedish fish vodka 😖 😖 
but on the bright side my mom is bribing me by giving me money to go black friday shopping the morning we leave 😏 😈👌🙈 
everyone that i come across today is annoying me , i'm in that kinda mood 😒 
USERNAME aha , you would do something like that 😏 
USERNAME ahah , i'm just laying down being lazy >_< and you ? 
USERNAME yes true xd and aww why not ? d= 
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da d: to show off my toenail .. cuz i'm queer 
everybody's toes aren't made for the internet . 😒 quit polluting my instagram feed . 
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i had free niner tix but i passed them up #boring 
USERNAME USERNAME be prepared to make some rapzz . 😏 
i wish i could grow a bear d: ( #babyface 
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larlene needs to get the eff off my register ! d: ( bitch betta not fuck up my till . 
so weird that in a year when im facebook stalking class of 2013 people are gonna be engages abd pregnant and all adult like . #weird #yuck 
you know your lame when even your little sister doesn't want to hang out with you 😐 
why am i just noticing that ravens are up 55 to 20 ... 55 ! ! ! >.< 
i am not a raiders fan . idc if i am from oakland 😒 
car cleane d= check .... shower=check ....... relaxation=in progress #overallgoodday 
if i hit it once you that shawtys comin back ! #whobooty 😏 
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it's always the dirty mufckas constantly wanting to fight or start shit 😒 
ooh look at the pot calling the kettle black 😏 
i guess it was worth paying $30 for this iphone charger adapter 😭 😏 
i'm sick of seeing all these fat girls posting pictures of their fat boobies . like fuck you're fat . of course you have big tits #nasty 
USERNAME yea i started peyton over him in my main league but he's killing me in the other one d: i should have just got another wr ! 
don't even feel like drivin to livermore from here . 😒 
seriously every time i watch this girl i get shit on .. #nasty #neverhavingkids 
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i hate how my face flushes when i cry , i wish i could hide it easier >.< 
why be in your lane when i got my own 😒 
USERNAME i hope your a morning person 😏 😏 #partytime 
they fucked up giving it to turner sorry ass on third down . did that same dumb shit last year 😒 
looks so fun outside ! 😏 ❄❄❄⛄ i wanna go do something ! .. but nobody to hang with tho ! 😒 👎 
wanted a new look do i dyed my hair #hateit #goingtogetitfixed URL 
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idkk if i consider last night good or bad 😏 
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USERNAME jesus christmas really ! ! ! ? ? d: 
my best frien d: basketball & twitter over everything #alwaysstayedtruetoherself #respect 
no , i don't like you . stop questioning it . 😒 
wth do they always do that d:< chargers lost to the bucs . #pissed 
USERNAME USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 i didn't ask bout any babies .... we asked if you followed ilgd ...... 
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USERNAME you aint mad is you ? lol , i'm sorry . >_< 
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writing a paper after actually reading a book is much easier . guess i better start reading more 😐 
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smh rtUSERNAME can't believe i have to watch the niners and rams instead of the cowboys and eagles which is 😒 😔 
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i wait so patiently for the weekend to come and then it's gone in the blink of an eye 😒 
feel . bad the falcons had to go down to the bitch ass saints and drew brees . #ew 
there's snow on the ground and this bitch gets a frappuccino . 😒 #smh 
trying to figure out what i wanna put on today i bout ain't going no where , but i'm always dressed like i am 😔 😒 
my sister does give great birthday presents though . 😏 
nice little montage to houston’s 1st season at bbva . #bored 
i got shit planned && mapped out just got to put a move on it 😏 
jurassic park mini golf ! why are you closed d: 
i hate watching football games with my sister . the bitch doesn't how what's goin on and wants to ask 500 million questions 😒 😒 😒 😒 
& they complain when i take a grip if time -_- 😒 
cooking steak and mashed potatoes for dinner tonight 😏 👌 
but they reap from the benefits , free food , free housing , etc 😒 
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i've always been so confused about how women manage to pee on the toilet seat #seriously #disgusting 
thankful that USERNAME and USERNAME made me this amazing hangover basket .. coming in handy 😒 
i was watching the game in the break room and someone came in and changed it to the food network ... 😑 
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well gonna play some ncaa quick then hop on 2k and learn this system that is kobe .. see what i did there 😏 
USERNAME ralph , for once can you please side with us rather than trying to win some damn worthless bet money ? 😒 
. glad USERNAME can be a part of this “USERNAME #progress alert: 99% of all customers restore d; 115,000 in the last 24 hours . #scesandy 
you thought you were the shit untill i walked in the room 😏 
USERNAME you're in the wrong city . you'd find your man in portland , or as we are hipster central . #p dx 
USERNAME oh my gosh soo long ago . #eww #imissyousoomuch 
i love it when USERNAME makes me sweets d: haha ! #brownies #niggahs 
so happy i missed the poconos to go out and go tailgating and then didn't 😐 
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USERNAME thats sick . im going too hoping that tannehill plays alot better then he did today 😒 
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so ... come up to climb the wall the girl isn't here bc she is so i go to leave and my battery is dead ... 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME ive listened to his radio show for years . he has 2 answers #boring 
bama lost yesterday & falcons lost today .. what's happening ? ! d: 
i should be writing my business paper ... ehh ill get to it later ... #lol #lazy 😏 
my mom is making chex mix and now the house smells like it . #eww #hateit 
i know tomorrow's rockets game is gonna be packed cuz they play the heat and everyone wants to see lebron james . i wanna go now ! fuck ! ! ! 😒 
coming home from a party and checking your wallet the next morning to see you spent anything hahaha i didn't 😏 
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“USERNAME why you make that face girly i got you for christmas don't have a titty attack 😏 
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USERNAME lol . .. if you're ugly , then im white ! >.< 
when you really don't like someone but you force yourself to stay because you don't want to hurt them but you end up hurting them anyway 👎 😒 
USERNAME yo dude i ordered those buttons and you guys triple charged my car d: / what do i do about that ? 
USERNAME no need to yell .. and listening to music . #bored 
and since you'll probably creep on this too , hi 😏 
they played a full game , but those small slips really hurt them . 😐 
there was no point in me coming home . just to leave again in 2 hours . 😒 
typed five pages , realized my spell checker not even working .... d'atra can't spell no 😒 
we'd probably get places faster if my mom didnt strictly follow the speed limit 😏 
we're like fire and gasoline i'm no good for you , you're no good for me . we only bring each other tears and sorrow . 🎶 😣 
quit talking no fans your record is still ass 😒 
i don't give a finup ! ! ! ✋ 😏 
USERNAME axelro d: president obama does not have mandate to raise taxes . 
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having 2 mocha frappuccinos before doing my work was a bad idea . i can't concentrate >_< 
USERNAME oh lol . well gabby just told me we getting a quiz 😑 
i was in such a rush and i forgot my money . 😒 
hardest job in the worl d; police sketch artist in china ! #realshit 
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i guess i should throw an apology out to anyone who i was a bitch too .. depending on who you are and what you said i might be sorry .. 😑 
let me get dress 😒 ion wanna go to this baby shower bruh 
at a college seminar seriously contemplating my own suicide #bored #sgp #saveme #thestruggle 
#oomf jus don't kno wit i would do 2 her 😏 
damn , there i go again , i be trippin i be flippin i be so belligerent 😒 
fool me once , shame on you . fool me twice , shame on me . 😑 
i don't know who's idea it was , but delegating lifting 45+ lbs of shit for stocking to a 93 lbs girl was a very stupid idea ... 😒 
someone take me ice skating soon ! ! d: #likeseriously 
lets goo vick ! maybe ur o line can hold more than 3 seconds 😒 
dang it falcons lost 😣 🏈 this weekend just has not been good football wise . this is a problem . hopefully the 49ners can pull of a win👍 #hopeful 
ravens - 7 tds&team-record 55 points to beat raiders , 55-20. flacco: 21/33, 341 yds , 3 pass tds , 1 rush t d; jones: 2nd 100-yd kickoff ret . td 
USERNAME just watched your te dx talk . i have an insane idea too now ! time machine . deliver the map . boom . problem solved . 
my gram brought my sis a pair of sparkly boots . good thing she has big feet . #stealingthem 😏 
USERNAME i dont wanna be shot in the head v.v 
man that shit that we be fighting over so irrelevant 😒 
USERNAME lol lazy ass 😏 but you're right to lazy for that aha it was just a thought lmao 
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ewe if you're gnna wear a heat jersey don't wear chongilicious edhardy jeans . #gross 
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it's raining and i'm wearing flip flops 😔 ... me no likey wet toes 😣 
USERNAME how about that explanation on how her teeth were removed ? #breakingamish 😖 
she a lady in the street but a freak in the bed🎶 😏 
my mom didn't let me take her car & now im annoyed & i wanna slap her 😒 
this wind is oc . i’m trying to enjoy my ice cream outside w/my hubby- but the wind blew dirt from a pothole 11 cars away into my ice cream 😏 
my parents just bought my best friend lucky jeans . 😏 #youwishyouweremybestfriend 
lol lady at the gas station just asked me if i wanted a candy bar with the cigar for when i get the munchies 😏 
and the girls don't want to be around you because you either have a history with their guy or you're trying to . #nasty #gross #slut 
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USERNAME ughh here you go being mean 😢 😢 😢 you always hurt my feelings mann 😒 😒 😒 😒 
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some of these ppl at work are zonin me out today 😑 
sitting down to relax finally since waking up this morning an my hangover is def catching up with me . 😫 😖 😷 #sosick #homework 🔫 
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i hate my bf 😷 he doesnt like me anymore 😒 😔 🔫 💔 
i am so flawe d; so imperfect . and still , i have a god who loves me-unconditionally . it's humbling . 
my mom needs to hurry up & come home . i'm tired of these people being in my house 😏 
watched a 10 year old kid give a ted talk on how he is working with a third party company to make ipad apps :0 md (USERNAME #te dx ar 
i was shitting bricks >.< they pulled it off though 
crystal is the only one that got me to drink some big red d; oh well .. lol 
nice that i decided to throw my laptop off the bed while i was sleeping last night 😑 
maybe i should call in sick ? or quit my second job cuz i'm always too tired . where's my time for school ? oh yea . it went to work . 😑 
i get annoy real fast when ppl stare at me on the bus 😒 i hate that shit 
USERNAME what i love about #p dx : the amazing #art and #museums =d 
USERNAME whatever you do , please do not post any videos 😣 no one needs to see how much of an idiot i was last night . 
the cutest thing in the worl d: little boys who just want to be like their dad with costas and a croakie . #idie #precious 
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people really are dirtballs . like i swear no one thinks before they do anything 😑 
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i could literally cry right now because of how bad my hands hurt from working . 😢 😖 
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USERNAME haha , i think i got a little carried away reading his tweets .. d; 
god i don't even know who to root for in this eagles cowgirls games . can neither of them win ? 😒 
i'm pretty for sure i have a shopping problem . 😏 
i just want kris . this is all so stupid . 😒 
i'm watching the game start to finish regardless , >_< 
this wind is oc . i’m trying to enjoy my ice cream outside w/my hubby- but the wind blew dirt from a big pot 11 cars away into my ice cream 😏 
since the #fins didn't show up , there's no better time to be a #bills fan; at least they're making it a game and not a trampling . #disgusted 
tank almost empty= its the end of the worl d; cant go anywhere 
foot is doing better . but i'm so sore i can't stand it ! time for another nap ? i think so . #bored #someonecomevisit 
woow giants and falcons losing killed my sunday and my entire week ! 😔 😐 👿 
dat food was so qoo d; im finna eat aqain 
falcons gotta be doing something right since everyone wanted em to lose 😏 
USERNAME i just got glass in my thumb from my jank ass , cracked , white trash looking iphone screen .. ☝ 😖 
USERNAME josh made me a sandwich before we started dating 😏 
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didn't even know it was veterans day 😒 😒 fuck it 
ugh all of these moral obligations ... not the best decision maker 😣 😫 #headache 
i tries and succeed rt “USERNAME blonde moment ! everyone has them 😏 
i really don't want to watch the cowboys game cause i already know their gonna lose 😑 
them dirty birds didn't come through today . #ohwell 😒 
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USERNAME i've heard that i was very very goo d: ) i'm excited you know i'm only going to see judi dench haha 
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i wish i had a boyfriend that would enjoy talking to me . 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i'm living in that 21st century , doing something mean to it . 😏 
USERNAME my moms gonna be the mad one .. their throwing the football by her car 😑 
ugh i have to wait like 3o more minutes 😒 
USERNAME nahh , your my is so cute too >.< she's cool :) 
i'd rather be in a tree stand right now instead of cleaning this stupid house . 😒 
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>.< , *calls ma & tells her to get ice cream* 
truth is , everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for ... 😐 
i am the good shepher d; the good shepherd gives his life for the sheep . john 10:11 
i just washed my car a few days ago now it looks like someone took a shit on it 😒 #thankyoulubbockweather 
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hopefully the eagles can get their shit together so my boyfriend can be happy on sunday for once 😏 
take the high road , live the high life 😏 
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i hate how my work blocks everything on the computer ! thankfully i have my phon 😏 
noah from the notebook sent 365 letters to ally . that's one letter a day for a year and you can't send me one text message .... swerve 😒 😂 👌 
scotland hill now: 61 sunny . win d: s 1.5 mph 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah that's what i say when i don't wanna hangout too 😒 #meaniebutt 
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i take a shit in the dark , is that weird 😏 
fuck the fact that i have to use twitter on safari right now 😑 😡 
i hope my mom still brings me a 🍪 .... 😐 😐 😐 😐 
USERNAME excuse you ! i would compare my intelligence to yours any day #rude 
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she tryna persuade me .... fw d: we can diet together ! 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 ruined the word it lol now i can't say it without thinking of pennywise see i even know his freaking name 😖 😖 
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it would be the perfect weather n it's a sunday 😒 
is it bad to say that idk if i still wanna go to guild ? o.o 😯 😐 
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USERNAME lmfao ! 😑 😒 😧 i donate all my old shoes though ? ? so there , i still help ! ! ! 
i need a guy to play video games with me . #nojoke #bored 
off work . 😏 gotta get some food in my tummy . 
<--- this is the game of the week ? ? ? 😑 
those people who get mad at the smallest things 😒 well the club is at capacity . shit happens 
🙅 i'm not een gon flex and act like i like basketball ! ✋ 😐 
#corporateconsulting i got the brains , talent & creativity ! ! i am very blesse d; like for real ! ! #amen 🙏🎶 
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USERNAME USERNAME not my fault you're a lightweight hahaha 😏 😂 
USERNAME why didn't you tell me about USERNAME before he left ? d: he's cool . 
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USERNAME that's what i do i play basketball games 😏 lol 
i wont ever do that shit again ahah , she was a baad one too 😒 
no church tonight and no school tomorrow and i have no plans . 😒 someone save me ! 
tired of these damn kids 😒 😣 😠 😡 😑 
there's not much i hate worse than when my gas light comes on 😑 
i hope my fam make it back to their homes safe and soun d: -) 
mascara commercials always have the girls wearing fake eyelashes -_- . that’s false advertisement ! 😑 
total time in the it building this weeken d: 22 hours 45 minutes . #drained 
the line outside work is hella long ! ! ! >.< #paragon #outlets #livermore #retail #livec @ kate spade new york URL 
stubbing your toe <<<< the littlest things hurt the most #ouch 😣 
three tests and a quiz this week . 😑 🔫 
i'm bored at work my first client don't come til 4 😒 
i hate when there's not enough room for the emoji , so it's on the next line all by itself ... 😒 
i hate saying sorry -.- i avoid it as much as possible >.< 
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USERNAME cus bitches needa get smacked back to reality ! 😒 😠 
coffee and piles of hw to complete . 😁 😑 
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this movie i'm watching has me confused as hell i'm trying to keep up . 😳 😣 
USERNAME eww omg why would you put this pic of me on here 😣 
i uhh , i was playing with a lighter and kinda of burned off most of my bangs v.v ... 
internet and homework just simply do not mix . dx 
everytime i get a message i wish it was from you ... 😏 
there is nothing comfortable about your boos ex texting them while you're holding their phone . even if its just a 😒 
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alright with the katrina jokes . this is just football . i got some stories that'll blow your mind more than any football play about katrina 😒 
those girls that think being rude to a guy is flirting .. <<that's why yo ass so lonely 😒 
.. but what if i have a boring party ? 😣 #woodranch @ wood ranch bbq & grill URL 
USERNAME w/ USERNAME my favorite restaurant in p dx . mole negro w/ lamb was stupid good . 
the nfl sucks . they're too cheap to show games on more than 2 channels . 👎 and it's the eagles/cowboys game on . really . ? ? 😑 
noo ! vick holding his arm and the game just started ! >.< ? 
i uhh , i was playing with a lighter and burned off most of my bangs v.v ... 
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my phone is so ass ! ! ! ! it gets no love 😒 😒 
asked this girl who was playing and she said 🏈 😒 that's the same team .. #youmakegirlslookbad 
my diet pills make give me trimmers so bad . and people look at me like i'm freakin crazy 😒 
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i'm in such a bitchy mood today . 😒 🔪 
when your kneecaps are paler than the rest of your body because of wearing kneepads so much 😒 #vballprobs 
USERNAME 😮 talking about nasty thats you lls im innocent 😏 
dooley , unofficially , fire d: URL #govols #vols #gbo #vfl #tennessee 
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USERNAME no man ! cowboys need to win ! ( >.< ) lls and its 0-0 right now it just started 
USERNAME i think everyone's hour got cut a lot because i've been working 5 or 6 days every week and i have 3 now 😏 
im just had laugh and she gonna look at me with stink look >_< . 
USERNAME lol ! ! your tweet just made me realize we gotta journal due monday 😖 😩😩 
cubano from the babaloo truck (@ off the gri d: justin herman plaza) URL 
my moms ugly pos boyfriend and his son that needs an ass whoopin are coming over 😒 😠 👸🔫 
this woman's voice on our voiceover powerpoint is putting me to sleep #monotone #boring 
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USERNAME i dont wanna go to school though .-. and i know . he's like ... he takes things too fast d; 
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USERNAME how many times have i heard this hmm 😏 
i still can't get over the dream i had last night . scariest dream i've ever had ... makes me terrified to go to sleep tonight ! 😣 😧 
reading old messages , hmm , good times . 😒 😕 
i will never understand how you have such an affect on me 😐 
USERNAME lmao i'm gonna get there ... someday 😳 😬 😏 
USERNAME lol yeah , im done to one jugg 😔 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME ill bring you some ari 😏 kiki hollerin i can't fuck with that 
USERNAME sometimes u got get down in the mu d: -) 
wish had ur number .... cuz it killin me not talkin to u ... :/ #hateit 
home sweet home . (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 37 others) URL 
USERNAME lol at first i thought you were talking about your right cheek >.< 
lazy sunday . avoiding getting ready for work . #bored #messyroom #strippole #lazy @ the regency 110 URL 
someone please take my credit cards away from me .. i'm a disaster 😒 
went to bed with temps in the mid 60s , woke up to 30s . gotta love the weather in the #midwest 😏 👎🍂🍁☀☔❄⛄ 
USERNAME USERNAME since when we become not have becomin bears ... ? 😳 😏 🐻 
just made metro in skate 3 #metroskateboardacademy #bored #sundays @ metro skateboard academy URL 
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got to ohio . hmm should i stay at the same hotel as royce ? ehh nah that would be too weir d; p ha 
hoes that wear her friends clothes . #yuck . no deal <<<<<< 
when youre hungry af & you have so much food at home but you cant eat anything till everyone eats >.< #thestruggleisreal 
had a dream that my real dad took me shopping all day , got me anything i wanted & gave me a whole bunch of money 😞 😒 😔 #iwish #hatedreams 
USERNAME mines due 12/5 😒 i can't wait for the premiere ! ! ! ! 
don't talk about it , be about it . let me see , let me see , let me see .. 😏 #lemmesee 
football is annoying . 😑 only cause i don't get it 
part 2 begins now , USERNAME giving us the intro . md #te dx ar #unthinkable URL 
im bouta lil reese the shit out my dad >_< stupid ass ugh make me sick ! 
just as soon as i get ready to make some jello , my damn head & tummy start hurting . 😒 
my patience is growing slim . been up since 4 a . m . and stuck at this airport for 6 hours now . i better make it on this next flight 😐 👊 
nothing i hate more than spiders in my deer stand . 😩 😐 👎 
USERNAME haha damn . ! we good tho ^.< we play the colts next week >.< 
i just wrote the most brutal guitar riff ever ! ! ! ! ... wait ... i just forgot it d:< noo ! 
USERNAME haha oh my god ! tonight ! ☺ but you'll be at the concert ! 😳 i gave vicky y'all's tickets . 😏 
why is the nearest wells fargo atm at tate ? 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME girl i'm fired up , got my basketball shorts packed and everything 😏 
i might acknowledge these other niggas but you who i'm fucking with 😏 
everything started off great since jelena broke up it's emotional and depressed because that's my favorite couple in the entire worl d: '( 
da d: you don't wear those when your hunting ! ! 
hitting me right now that tomorrow ill have one less bag to carry and ill be going home right after school . 😒 
let me go ahead and get this on recor d: christmas can eat 1000 fat dicks 
but my mom says that she doubts i will ever fall in love . 😒 
i hate when people use the word to indicate that something is stupid >.< 
nobody seems to be in a good mood today #lame 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 i ain't ever broke my nigga . 
these people can't leave their dogs here forever #rude #theyreloud 
bosco guys love to talk so much shit about other schools 😒 
i need like fucking size 3 jeans . all of mine are too big . 😣 
i hate when you finally get comfy and then bam you gotta pee 😑 #annoying 
don't remind me ! 😏 rt USERNAME #gemini can talk their way out of any trouble . 
i can smell the puke from bryans car from 10 feet away #ew 👎 
USERNAME yess ! one of these weekends were planning to go to cross and your coming ! but inbox me i gotta tell juu stuff 😏 😏 
i may be skinny but i'm not weak . #trustme 😏 
it's not talking shit if whatever i say is true , just saying 😏 
when you forget a shirt to run in and you only have a rain jacket- about to sweat my heart out #gross #longroadtorio #rio2016 USERNAME 
sx apathy , anhedonia , lack of empathy dx gettin’ old 
i miss all my old friends but i love all my new ones too . 😏 
my future step-dad need to hurry up and come pick us up >_< .. i'm hungry . 
now at a birthday party enjoying life haha take a look 😏 URL 
heading to dave & buster's . ! 😏 #hellyeah ! 😆 😋 #yummyfood ! 🍔🍗🍖 #fungames ! 🎯🏁🏆🏀🏈🎮👾 
i can paint my nails perfectly ... then my clumsy ass hits them on something and messes them up . 😣 😒 
but as of now i gotta get ready for work 😒 
i just ate two plates & i'm alreadt full d: 
i hate cortez road around 4-5 it's always fucking busy with people who don't know how to drive 😑 
USERNAME maybe if they were cute i would shut up d: 
wow . i tore apart my bed to find my chapstick ... should have checked my bra first 😐 
stupid old man keeps staring at me from across his table 😒 😡 👿 
she tha only bitch i know won't tell on me 😏 👍 
USERNAME someone's awfully cocky today huh 😒 vai pensando ! you guys are choke artists in the libertadores 😂 
leave it to the fucking jets to kick the ball out of bounds . 👊 😡 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME you buggin me out man ! ! 😖 🔫 
#te dx americanriveria wow .. unthinkable is right .. now we're hearing about unthinkable experience of death 
USERNAME USERNAME i mean if we had a play caller we would score 😏 
man dc united is playing and i can't watch . good luck trying to watch ⚽football during 🏈football season 😒 
why the hell am i hunting right now ... 😑 
da d: whatd you do last night me: went out da d: okay , well care to elaborate . -_- haha . oh dad . 
sucks that it has to be this way but whatever 😒 
USERNAME uhh when we hanging out again ! d: i haven't seen anyone since ruby tuesdays ! 💔 
this butch tiffany wasted this skin so soft all over my damn floor 😒 
having an 89 in a class is always so frustrating 😒 
ki d: turbo kind of creeped me out , with yellow teeth . husban d: well he's 8 bit . #wreckitralph 
this bitch tiffany wasted this skin so soft all over my damn floor ! 😒 
never been more jealous in my whole entire life 😣 😁 
#te dx ar what crisis has been your source of great learning ? 
warm climate tonight in p dx at valentine's with plankton wat & tunnels . 
love my mom for forgetting to pick up the dry cleaning and our jerseys are in there . just love her . 😒 
i can't right now . you guys keep tweeting about the emas and i can't watch it yet >.< fuck time zones . 
i shouldn't be so mean to my mother .. ughh 😒 😣 
i can't force myself to write this dumb ass paper 😒 
lol chill chill . it's in mind tho . 😏 
well im pretty sure i wont have my phone or laptop again until im 18, there goes the rest of my life .. 😔 😒 😠 😢 
i'm cool with a good #selfie every now and again .. but damn 10 in one day ? ! #unnecessary 😒 
#bored #roadtrip #pictures when i wasn't driving #sillyfaces got my #headphones & #shades @ mirimar , florida URL 
y do football people get paid millions of dollars there just 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm a freak i know 😏 
cleaning my room is so not the business #bored #cleaning 
stop being creepy and hitting on me , you have a child #disgusting 
today has felt like an eternity . dear lord i miss my bed .. 😑 
i give you my advice then you ignore it . ? then why you ask for it if you don't wanna listen . ? #confused #bored 
USERNAME yea tho when am i going too run into you again ? no cus then i just won't talk too you 😐 
i just want marisa to get off so we can embark on our daily adventures 😒 😑 
wanna wash my car , need to find some motivation 😐 
USERNAME uma parte da familia do meu padrasto é dai de mogi heueueeh só não sei exatamente o lugar d: 
and USERNAME , drop a classic album , then judge others . gtfo broke ass . .:haterdetecte d: . #twittergangsta 
USERNAME thanks for texting me back last night ! ! ! ! ! ! 😒 
ill be so fucking jelly if my boyfriend gets the ipad mini 😒 
i'm so jealous of girls that live in the same town as their boyfriends 😏 i miss mine so much , every single day . 
i wonder what girl he's gonna have this week . 😒 
USERNAME haha gotta carry my stacks on me now 💵 seriously ! haha but if you didn't have interesting convos then what's the point ? 😏 
oomf wants oomf but won't make the first move 😏 i see i see . 
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a real boyfrien d: calls you for nothing , texts you all the time , wants to see you , cries , gets jealous , is over protective & loves you" 
i just don't feel like talking to nobody right now 😐 
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USERNAME you was driving with ya eyes like 😑 , fuck ya glasses at ? lol 
zombie pumpkins ! 😵 🎃👻 #rotten #yuck @ st . andrews lutheran church URL 
snap chat me while i'm slaving away at work 😑 🍟🍔 
lol momma picked me up just in time last night ! why do i attract the creepers d; 
can't wait for tonight ahahaha 😂 👏 😏 😈🍻 USERNAME USERNAME #tu #dead #round2 
from what ive learne d: drugs makes u selfish . not only does it make u selfish it makes everyone u hurt want to control . 
it's a sad day when you have to call and cancel your debit card because you can't find it 😄 👏 😏 
#healthcare #job in #annapolis , m d: pct at fresenius medical care URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
why do i only crave chickfila on sundays 😒 😡 @ stonebriar centre URL 
i knew damn well those two would text me .. 😒 
took my fake nails off , now i can actually do some thangs ..... 😏 
USERNAME i still gotta get that stuff from your house ! 😒 
USERNAME awe dont be like tht .. im sowwy 😣 i was only messin around 
mother sending texts to check up on me 😑 no mom just no 
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“USERNAME the playing surface looks terrific at soldier fiel d: URL 
USERNAME oo yaa lil miss snootiee well it's the worst today ! 😖 
i want u ta feel safe n secure wit me ... #realtalk i got u .. words from a wise frien d: i can want it all day but u gotta want it too .. 
USERNAME chris who ! 😏 😏 wtf text me ! ! ! 
for every ba d; i did a ton a good 
oh how wonderful it would be to have a boyfriend to cuddle up to right now and just nap . #sosweet #inmydreams 💤💕 😒 
there's so many perff guys in this world . .. but none of them live in kansas .. 😒 😒 😒 😒 👎 
im fucked , lets fuck . she said she on her period i said #yuck 
this weekends gonna be love on the island 😏 . we gone turn it up 😋 USERNAME 
i am coming down with a cold 😨 😱 😑 
we cant tackle worth a fuck ! 😳 😤 😑 
it was so goo d: ) frer food ? USERNAME 
#te dx ar .. another source of weakness is thinking you control what doors will open ... 
USERNAME 😳 i dare a wife to come down here and yell lol ! she will make herself look stupid and be thrown out lol 😏 
hoes that wear they friends clothing <<<<< #yuck no deal for me ! 
🎶f is for friends who dont talk to you . u is for ur alone . n is for never having any plans at all . all i do is sit at home ! 🎶 😐 😎 
i wish someone would watch my bags so i could go explore for an hour 😒 
ok steve , i am going to whine now .. it's cold ... i don't like being col d: ) 
this nigga acting like he discovered eminem . and he tryna school us -.- ✋ 😒 #foh 
when i don't get to see my boyfriend << #thatstheshitidontlike 😒 
why are there so many trashy people at rivertown #ew 
USERNAME i just want one those three things from you 😏 
this nigga .... 😒 can people not get a hint . i don't like being mean . but some of you deserve it . 
i shouldn't be playing basketball with my little brothers because of my back but fuck it 😏 😓 
coming home to homemade tamales 😮 👍 😏 👌😁 URL 
i love how mirrors only point out imperfections rather than things you should like about yourself . 😒 #sotrue 
this has been my face all day 👉 😑 😒 
man if that car repair was much more expensive , i'd not have gas money to get home . >_< 
USERNAME what did you do though ? ... ill make it better for you .. 😏 i'll break your ankle lmao jk 
i get drunk sex feeling yeeah when im with youu so put your arms around me babbyy 😏 
ill never find a faithful guy 😢 😒 😔 once again i look dumb ! ! i chose jersey over michigan <<<< #regrets ! ! 
lowkey im hating on USERNAME cause she has a whole mess of clothes /; v.v 
USERNAME 👍👏 i didn't even get my parents yet . 😑 but i got my uncle and aunt the soda stream maker . 
USERNAME yea :( but . we need to kick someday tho i miss you d; 
this rainy day kinda sucks ! so #slow #bored i should prolly do my homework #nomotivation 
“USERNAME #goldmedals #kds #thuggin #polo 😂 😂 😂 😂 URL got kd's i want .. 😒 
i js woke up again >.< im soo bored ! ! :( i wanna go out /; 
gotta where this stupid as hat @ wrk😩 😒 👎 @ walmart URL 
this hood is not as fun as it use to be a few years ago 👎 😒 
trying to study ! but getting distracted face 😬 😶 😑 😹 @ 2nd west lobby , meier hall URL 
the fact that the cowboys are playing the eagles in philadelphia and i'm maybe 30 mins away *if that* and i'm not there 😑 
#p dx just made it from powell's to p dx in record time , in the rain , no sign of traffic woes 
#oomf takes forever to respond i my texts . 😒 😭 
no flex , i haven't eaten one meal this weekend ! tf 😒 
oh shit . fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckk ! d: 
today is one of them days ... 😒 #lonely #colddays ready for the girlfriend cuddling days . 😒 
first drive of the game my timeline- 😒 why can't fans just not give up 
i googled #yellow and there was a blue . nice try blue . #blue #fail #sneeky #color #bored #goog @ on my couch URL 
i just fucking love it when my dog walks all over me and his dick gets in my face 😑 😒 
i hate seeing some bitches on my tl .. like no 😒 😾 🙈👎👉💺👋 
my butt hurts from this long drive back . about 6 more hrs 😣 
shit i shoulda started felix jones instead of reggie bush he already has more points than bush 😒 
USERNAME not much , eating , getting my ipad screen greasy 😒 lol 
USERNAME already di d: ) yeah , considering we are the youngest , we have a while ... #5moremonths 
oh hello #lazysunday #bored #instacollage @ el centro , ca URL 
USERNAME never lol & they can never drop the subject lol 😒 
either way , cowboys still the team y'all love too hate 😏 
it should be outlawed that i have to work on football sundays . 😒 
i get home at 10 tonight and have to do mccarthys outline and then have school in the morning and of course i work after school till close 😒 
#photobomb by USERNAME 😒 #uptown #washingtonheights #homies @ george washington bridge URL 
looking back , i want a redo of friday night #missedopportunities 😒 😏 
(a close second in that regar d: eve online . as for being dumb enough to say i blame the cold meds) 
i continue to be impressed with the horizon seattle shuttle in a terminal at p dx , despite no mo wsj ! 
dooley , unofficially , fire d: URL #govols up next should be chiznek . #wareagle 
when ever i use the computer to do homework i never end up doing homework .... 😒 😒 😂 😂 
seriously ! ! they are waiting for #onedirection 😒 mariellx3 @ radio city music hall URL 
USERNAME fuck yus . i don't have work tomorrow though . 😑 i'll be home later . 
my mom looks at me and is like yes , yes i am 😒 
i've never been so pale ... #needtanning #promisedmyselfiwonthough 😁 😖 
i gotta same birthday as alicia keys 😌 😏 🙊 
it'sa me ! #bored #work #sharpies #itcameoff @ starbucks URL 
USERNAME have you tried sushi ? it is goo d: -) 
meh the sound of crinkling plastic makes me cringe 😖 
i think justin bieber will be the big #mtvema winner ! tweet your pick at URL dx fgxhcyc 
no text in my phone , or calls ! yes ! i'm so happy .... na , i'm miserable af ! 😞 😞 😞 😞 😐 😕 😔 
i don't care i don't care i don't care ! 😶 😶 😶 😑 
a hundred mothafuckas can't tell me nothing , and neither can this bearded bitch with these house shoes on , on this fucking bus 😒 
i think justin bieber will be the big #mtvema winner ! tweet your pick at URL u dx xchb 
USERNAME please do the friend i have right now is a soft ass nigga and can't stay up past 11 😒 
ignore you . fw d: r u gonna say hi 2 me or ignore me 
my gas mileage just went from bad to fucking awful with these tires ... 😒 
rams are up 14-0 on the 49ers in san fran ? as a wise man once sai d: 
require me to go in and provide proof .. i'd be all done ! 😒 
pretty sa d: rode my bicycle from home (by best western) to amphib base & back & i beat the bus both ways lol 
USERNAME i showed my mom the tweet and she said dont ask me ask your father d: 
USERNAME i can't find you on fb . 😒 there's too many ! 
well-deserve d: USERNAME #charlieawards community hero award to brenda langton , who has done much for local food 
when i'm referring to myself in a txt i use 👸 emoji bc i think of myself as a princess 😏 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 about to come to your house and punch you . 
haven't taken a cab in forever and this nigga is listening to gasolinaa 😐 can't deal 
next roun d: lunch ! ! ! never miss a meal . lol ! ! ! @ legacy apartments URL 
pretty sa d: rode my bicycle from home (by best western) to amphib base & back & i beat the bus both ways lol 
USERNAME pretty sa d: rode my bicycle from home (by best western) to amphib base & back & i beat the bus both ways lol 
it's about 10 degrees colder in our room than it is outside ... 😑 😑 
all my brothas are at the game cept for me 😒 
USERNAME i can't wait to see your sexy ass later 😏 
i'm starting to hate sundays with the amount of studying and homework i have to do . 😒 
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my uncle is playing halo 4 😒 @ the pines URL 
well-deserve d: mt USERNAME #charlieawards community hero award to brenda langton , who has done much for local food 
breaking dawn pt .2 friday , my birthday next friday ! 😏 
is having previous microwave experience a requirement to getting a job at mcdonald ? #justwondering #gross #hearyougettingfat 
when one of your friends talks to someone you strongly dislike because shes a two face bitch d: 
umm ... i'm not sure it's acceptable for the f bomb and blessed to appear together 😏 
it's only 5 o'clock .. why am i so tired 😒 😒 
USERNAME lol i don't groom them 😒 but yeah i'm rdy watch it ! 
USERNAME i'm not really sure yet >.< i'm working on it 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME me too ! d: 
the mist is on ugh memories i miss u so much 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
catching the USERNAME game with USERNAME and USERNAME #p dx beer (@ fearless brewing w/ 2 others) [pic]: URL 
5:00 pm @ one good han d: hawthorne $15 deep stack nl hold'em poker tournament URL 
USERNAME i had to go on a hunt for my keys and phone this morning and i'm not sure how they got where they were lol 😑 😑 
“USERNAME have i ever told you the story about that time i tried to kill myself ? URL been there m'self ... 😖 😆 
i'm in such of a good moo d: ) but idk why ! ! ! 
anyone remember being little that you always wanted to push the buggy at walmart just to show that you're the shit . 😏 😏 
maybe fox gives us 49ers games because people in utah want a nap after church #boring 
step da d: i went to a horse race today & it was really interesting because the horses jumped over hurdles & you got to place bets me: ...... 
antionette just tweeted me and she's sitting right in front of me . laziness at its finest 😏 
USERNAME maybe you should have used the eagles instead .. bang bang 😏 
oomf is mean af and think that shxt cute . 😒 😒 
USERNAME ✋ i think i'd be a great cheerleader 😏 
why not just give to a fat lineman on the 1 yard line to plow it in , smh 😒 
one of my taco bell regulars found me on fb .. weirdd .. 😳 😐 #awkward 
USERNAME btw i have marks all over from gunner 😑 
USERNAME thanks for telling me . i haven't seen it yet . ill wait til my boyfriend gets here . 😖 
my sister & i are discussing clubbing experiences or whatever and i'm just here waiting for her to ask me what id i be getting in with ... 😏 
ive been waiting 35 mins to be picked up ! 😒 #annoyed 
USERNAME yeah ! ! ! i mean texans are my number one team . but i go for the eagles too . and you know i hate the cowgirls 😏 
no rt USERNAME #oomf needs to change his twitcon 😒 😑 
#te dx ar thinking abt the technology that operates in the background and what happens we start failing to see all that is going on around us 
had a crush on this guy through most of hs . got over it this year after he graduated . don't talk . suddenly inappropriate crush reappears . d; 
- looking like a bum this morning . #lazysunday 😣 
like i wonder if my sister even thinks before she speaks . or if she does things just to piss everybody off . 😒 
USERNAME i feel that way about mt . dew .. 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i feel bad for her then .. #tradingdown 😏 
i love it when dk feels himself and gives out relationship advice via twitter .. makes my whole damn day though ! ! 😏 
she's always eewwing my foods ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 👎 
hate when you use the toilet and the seat is cold af ! 😖 
& USERNAME and oscar put on my back windshield >_< 
you are really getting on my nerves . leave me alone 😒 
you know those people you try to get to know but they're just so weird you can't figure them out ? 😐 
USERNAME if you get one you have to bring it over to see cooper ! 😏 
why is it that trust is so hard to gain , but so easy to lose 😐 
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swear USERNAME always texts me all sexual and what not 😒 
becoming an accomplished shot-taker has definitely made taking cough medicine a whole lot easier . 😖 
the twitch mobile app sucks ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >.< ;; 
i really need to find a new job , one where i don't get hit on by creepy old guys 😖 
marshawn lynch needs to play good i need to win in fantasy football fuck man 😑 
USERNAME that wasn't even funny ! 😒 but that's okay , karma ! lol . 
when even your best finds talk shit bout you . #thanks #rude 
what's your real name and not yo ig name *lil wayne voice * 😒 😏 
“USERNAME dennis allen on allowing 55 points , tied team raiders team recor d: URL bruh fired his ass ! 
time to have a little fun with the babe and homie lol 🙊 ☺ 😳 😏 
just got home and weighed myself after getting off the cruise . gained 7.5lbs in 3 days- not goo d: ( 
i wanna wear that dress i got somewhere but ya know i'm always in my work uniform 😒 😔 😠 
i promise you , i could write a book about my misfortune . 😑 
i hate when the toilet seat is freezing ! ! ! !😁 😒 😖 
im scared my ass is gonna be all out tonight d: 
just sitting around doing nothing . talk about a boring day . someone keep me entertained . #bored 
USERNAME i wish i could go to the bar and not spend anything 😒 .... this is a mystery though ! we will get the hardy brothers in on this 
USERNAME i'm gonna punch you if you don't sop hash tagging one direction 😼 
USERNAME if you were here in sac i would 😏 
USERNAME ughh it sucks ! .. stupid people ! >_< 
ima smoke a blunt and go to in n out all by myself 😒 😎 
omg so many customers .... lol #bored #sundayfunday @ lotus boutique URL 
i wish it was back to the way things used to be where we would vent to eachother for hours & stay talking til 6 in the morning 😔 😒 
USERNAME i told jackie i'd work for him tonight if he payed me $9 ... hustlinn 👌 😏 
i need to go back to br . homework is piling up . fuck 😒 
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USERNAME i do not , you beat me up 😒 
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you know you had a rough night when you walk into the bar and your employees start a slow clap ......... 😒 
thanks to all who have sacrificed to make this the greatest country on earf . my da d: jim gray . my grandpas: karl monson and charlie gray . 
USERNAME i was just wondering bc karina is there and she won't reply to me 😑 
when five o'clock somewhere comes on pandora and it just so happens to be five o'clock 😏 
got tickets to go watch the cowboys thanksgiving game next week at the stadium . jealous ? 😏 USERNAME 
i can't believe i've out over 90 thousand miles on my car in just a little over 2 years . 😐 
USERNAME you've never had bdubs 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😳 😳 😳 😳 
ahhee , smiling on the outside , pissed on the inside . 😑 
my manager is such an old cunt . 👵🔫 😑 
takin my 15 min break from a busy sunday at work 😐 @ the mall at wellington green URL 
i so needed that day with mommy and daddy . #wishiwasntsohungoverdoe 😞 😷 😑 
just straight up like no clothes and intentionally showin off all their and not even putting their face in the pic ... 😑 
USERNAME and me and kayla ! ! ! #rude lol jk 
if your a hawt guy who plays basketball . USERNAME said was goo d; ) 
some anon on snap chat just sent me a picture of their balls ...... what the fuck . #ew 
starving . my mom still hasn't gone grocery shopping and i'm home alone with no money to get anything . 😒 🍝🍗🍖🍤🍕🍟🍔🍚🍞🍩🍳🍜🍲🍛🍢🍫🍪🍰🎂🍧🍨🍦🌽🍌🍓🍎🍒🍇🍊🍋🍑🍐 
being visually impaired sucks when it disables you from being able to drive and do anything by myself ! ! ! ughh 😠 😣 😢 
muffed the fucking punt .. jesus . they have a team of all stars out there . 😐 😕 😡 😡 😡 
apparently i'm just going to upset and make everyone mad today ... #cool #ilovetoday 😔 👎 😒 😞 
te dx americasfinestcity (past) revise d: san diego , california , united states — tue may 10 at 09:00 #te dx afc URL 
USERNAME i wonder what your present is ... ? 😏 🎁 
worst part of having a party is cleaning up the mess 😒 
my mind thinks about a million things at once i swear 😏 
i totally should join the military just so i could know america's top secrets 😏 💼 
USERNAME i didn't want to drop a player for my defense on bye , but i have been checking mine . but my team is terrible . 😑 
USERNAME hahaha so true ! i wouldn't wanna be alone either in that terrible class 😒 
i have the biggest front yard ever and my granddad just asked me to rake the leaves 😣 
just got to hear his voice , ugh i missed it well seeing him tonight 😏 
i get so jealous when girls talk to rodney , im like move around . omg .-. lmao 😂 ✋ 😳 😏 👫 
i'm so fucking hungry . i should just eat instead of waiting for this people to get ready 😒 
#te dx ar zisser is echoing: indifference towards people & the reality n which they live is the 1 & only cardinal sin in design .”~dieter rams 
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USERNAME fw d: write an essay explaining your opinions on character morals your teenage years 
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spotte d: a car w a fanilow license plate and i love barry manilow license plate frame . 
gotta wife and u scheming on the low ! 😑 
the only reason i hate frying things is my eyes start to burn afterwords . 😑 
when you try to be normal and talk to the girls around your age and you get extremely annoyed and leave . yeah i cant handle some people d: 
you know what sucks , when your boy works night shifts and sleeps all damn day 😒 
someone please snapchat/text or anything else #bored #longcarride #onlybyharrisburg 😔 💤📲🚙 
going to palm springs with the mode team today ! #overnightfashionshoot #soexcited #notreallythough #causeimexhausted #wah #yay #bye 😖 
shoutout to my bebe USERNAME everyone follow her ! she keeps it real , is super pretty & is funny . 😏 
co d: black ops 2 comes out in 2 days ! ! 
there's 4 maple trees , a poplar , an elm and 2 other trees if that tells you how many leaves were talkin 😒 
laying in bed for the rest of the night because i'm sick . #hatethis 😖 😔 ✋ 
i wanna be home ): my poor baby is sick and i'm not there to take care of him 😣 
at my brother's concert . #lame #bored (@ norman p . murray community center) URL 
after half a year , i finally remembered to get my jacket from USERNAME and now i can't find it . 😑 😑 😑 
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i really need these jets to win , not trying to lose money for the 2nd time in a row 😒 #jetsvsseahawks 
i'm obsessed with my new black coach purse but i swear to god it's lookin navy blue . 😣 
egg sala d: smells fucking disgusting , tastes amazing . 
money make the world go roun d; and all the pretty girls go down .. 
flight got delayed . why am i in texas ? 😑 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 at least you didn't put the picture on here ! 
in 2 years i wont see any of you bitchess anymoree 😮 😏 
USERNAME lmao .... ay fuck u ... but u right 😒 
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my mom tryna play me and say i'm adopted we look just alike #byedawg 😒 😆 😑 URL 
evil nathan came out to play last night , not goo d: ( 
there's 4 maple trees , a tulip poplar , an elm , and 2 dogwood trees if that tells you how many leaves were talkin' 😒 
i hate it when my face wash is more expensive than my beer 😒 
its crazy how i think about this one thing all tha time everyday ☺ 😏 
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USERNAME guess what song just came on at work ? one wor d: #daylight . #heygar 
when USERNAME txts you and then doesn't respond>>>> 😒 #ruuddee 
i really don't know what to do with myself right now . 😒 
going to the mountains tomorrow ahh can't wait to build a snowman ⛄❄ 😏 ☺ 
playing softball in this win d= homerun after homerun ! ! ! ! 
the only thing worse than all the hootsuite spam ? the people hitting reply-all to tell them off >.< 
USERNAME 😒 hang out with me when you're home ? 🙏 
USERNAME that's why i freaked out until i saw the fuckin car asshole 😑 don't do that shit ! ! 
ohh i see #oomfs on my tl . f* 😐 
i know my ass did not get out of bed to come to work and make no money ! ! d: 
angry video game ner d: the movie - official trailer (hd) URL 
lmfao she don't like meat 😏 rt:USERNAME hella caught my now ex girlfriend USERNAME cheating . #savethestory #ilovesuzyanyway . 
some people are really good at annoying me ! # 😏 #shutup 
does USERNAME smell anything different in the house ? 😏 
damn you auto correct 😒 i know what the fuck i'm typing 
USERNAME re start-ups . only an idiot would invest in a new product/idea unless he believed there would be . no deman d= failure 
so not ready for the reality that monday brings . 😒 😔 
someone needs to invite a time machine or teleporter . this whole long distance thing is a real bitch #2hourstogo 😖 
blah . i'm bored . someone save me from this misery . #justmaybe 😣 😏 
remind me again why i was allowed to get an iphone ? ? at&t should've known it would clear me a path straight to the looney bin 😫 😖 
had fun at sewell park ... even if i didn't get in the river (but i was definitely splashed by it) 😒 lol 😄 
i hate taking USERNAME home 😔 i feel lonely now and i miss USERNAME 😒 
USERNAME i hate you and your beautiful shoes and pretty dress and badass hair 😒 
we're not just sweet and cute we're also the best ! ! 😏 ☺ 
whenever i'm home bored alisha isn't home and vice versa 😠 🐣 😏 
resisted urge to stop for burger . made a smoothie w/ almond milk , greek yogurt , egg whites , honey , mixed berries , spinach and kale instea d: ) 
USERNAME october 8. i'm the youngest girl in my sophomore class . i'm supposed to be a freshman . dx 
my lil bro had waka flocka cell fone numba n idk wa he do with it ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME oh & i'm coming with you to get your piercing too , right ? 😏 #18thbirthdaypiercing 
can i just magically wake up tomorrow to a car outside my house with a bow on it ? 😒 🎁🚘 
USERNAME lol ! okay , well aver si tengo money first >.< #brokehoestatus lmfao except the hoe part . 
USERNAME the whole church was laughing ! ! ! 😑 😳 
USERNAME yeah but thats not until six ! what do i do till then d: 
i don't think this waitress at my work should have her hair in pigtails ... 😑 
8 hours of retreats today .. gotta love it # dx #veishea 
its really gross when you find other people's hairballs in your clean clothes . come on gv , lets clean the laundry room #ew 
how do you stay faithful with a room full of hoes ? 😏 
i always feel sick . something's gotta give ! ! ! ! 😣 
USERNAME watching tv laying down on my couch with a blanket cuz i'm col d: p 
USERNAME wahh 😖 just come back overr & hang with me 
just overheard a woman in pathmark telling her husband or boyfriend her herpes was flaring up #ew shit you don't say in public 
no man on earth can forgive sins , no statue in this world is holy . the answer is god and only go d: let go of your culture & hold on to god . 
i just want to go back to school already 😒 i only come home to see my dog .. 
but honestly , i'm kind of hurt . but no biggie , i can't stress what i can't control .. 😒 
i hate when people take forever to text back 😒 i don't even respond ! 
region 12 state realtors of the year (not picture d: wa , or) #narannual URL 
USERNAME what did u say about me last night 😏 
if i have this fight one more time i swear 😒 
USERNAME lol okay . can i borrow it tomorrow . my mom has some but it's ugly 😣 
we could be watching the end of mike vicks career 😣 
need to tell USERNAME about that boy in spanish class w . me ! >_< 
haha wat a great sunday ! ! ... missin my bestfrien d: -( 
oh my goodness . why is terrell being so difficult ? >.< 
it frustrates how blind you are to everything omg ! 😒 like seriously why bother . 
i get food coma every time i eat 😑 so annoying 
support officer , secured assets - surat - standard chartere d: ( #indiajobs ) URL #banking #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
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standard chartere d: master documentation negotiator ( #newyork , ny) URL #legal #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
asst . manager secured assets - standard chartere d: ( #indiajobs ) URL #banking #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
somehow the pictures i had of #oomf disappeared 😱 😟 😐 😯 👿 
USERNAME i have been calling you like crazy ! ! where is your phone ? call me now >.< 
if you have a 1 night stand and they don't ever call you back you sucke d: -) 
i did my physics project but most likely my egg gone break >.< 
did my dad really just ask me to rub his feet so they'll stay warm ? #umm #ew 
avant's old ass pulled a fuckin hammy comin outta that cut ... 😑 
i love chik fil a . whad ya know its sunday 😑 
wish i woulda been able to see USERNAME this weekend 😣 
USERNAME i'm sure h ill do i for ten dollars 😏 
alexis literally hung up on me cause she went to go get food #rude 
just got tol d: standing in line at USERNAME #daymade 
i'm at the little mermai d: ariel's undersea adventure (anaheim , ca) w/ 2 others URL 
oh i bet grammy would love to hear about your choice of words and partying habits ... 😏 
bored out of my mind .. guess ill go to the wellness . 😑 someone come shoot a basketball with me ! 
“USERNAME climate change may cause coffee beans to go extinct by century’s en d: URL sad ! :( glad i will be dead . 
my little brother is such a girl ! on my bed hugging my bear ! 🐻 😑 URL 
we can run this town 'till it runs dry . 🎶 😏 
way to go publix ... now your equivalent to wal-mart #publix #nasty #gross @ publix URL 
lady traveling tren d: boots/socks/leggings @ minneapolis/st . paul international airport (msp) URL 
USERNAME and now your stuck in lame ass texas >_< when do you plan on visiting ? 
#te dx ar ... what are you spending you're 10,000 hours on to become expert ? 
i've distanced myself from you because you're always in a bad moo d; i don't want to listen to your bullshit . 
speed vs perfection . go for spee d; perfection will follow 
USERNAME USERNAME why are you guys so cute d d; #happyforbothofyou 
fuck my life , no car charger . guess this means i'm driving home . 😒 
i can't even handle this . jesus . 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
can i go home yet ? ! 😒 #thisisstupid #ihatedoctors #hospitalsfreakmeout 
and then this week i'm gettin my eyebrows done then my toesies done , #perf 👌 😏 
i like how USERNAME hasn't told me happy birthday 😑 
USERNAME stopp i know . i haven't seen you in forever 😒 😔 
so uh why did my sis let boogie come in the house & my room . ion fucks with him anymore ( >_< ) 
my daughter is having gas .... really badly ! ! all i'm hearing is farting .. lol #gross #poorkid 
me: dad when do you want to eat da d: five minutes ago me: shut up make your own food son 
vick is out ... are you kidding me 😒 😒 he's always getting hurt 
omg . they said another hour and a half 😑 i have to work at 430 ! ! ! hurry the fuck up man 
time to get to this biology research paper 😣 ! 
USERNAME i had mixed feelings paying almost $1,000 for a suitcase but , although pretty scuffed up , it's now 13 years ol d: URL 
it's supposed to be cold all this week , hell yes 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME me either d: just another boring ass day . 
today is not a good day ! ! 😒 😞 
USERNAME hahahahahahahahahahahahaha , all they gotta do is view the whole conversation d: 
how you make your twitter un private ? anyone😁 😏 
USERNAME snapchat me back 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
#usual #typical #sameshit #differentday #work #hard #bored #blah #selfie # @ 1946/ cool jeans- golden nugget URL 
USERNAME omg you got that paper too ! shit ain't free 😒 
i can't twerk with no cateye ! 🙀 😿 😑 @ twerk station URL 
ended my season on a bad offensive note 😐 😕 
wen i spend hrs cleanin mi car nd it then it rains >.< dattz da shxtt i dnt like 
i love that movie but i don't wanna watch it again . 😞 😒 
USERNAME that's what you get for swapping spit . lol 😏 
yes i plan on being a baby at my moms all day 👶 😒 
you make me smile please stay for a while now - words you sai d: ( 
every time i think about you my middle finger get horny 😏 
not just facebook . lol any social network . dx 
super funny to see USERNAME whining to the refs after getting sacked (rea d: mauled) #prettyboypains #overrated #uscvsucla 
is it me or is twitter only fun when i'm bored 😑 
yesterday's game was just so boring .... i don't even like football ! 😒 
been laying down for like an hour debating on cleaning my room 😒 
my dad just called a north face jacket a 😒 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
jacy always has to map on her phone where we are going cuz she doesn't trust that i know where i'm going 😒 
USERNAME oh lord i wish it would get better 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah fuck you brandan . and thanks tom 😑 
showed every guy that hit on me at the bar last night pictures of my dog . 😐 dog mom status . 
remembering the time when me and ale had a jonas brothers & selena fan page on myspsace >.< lol we were so young 
my stupid cousin needs to stop giving primerica my damn number ! ! ! 😣 😡 🔫🔪🔨💣🎯💀 
females be like bitch cause u fugly ! ! ! ✋ 😒 
watching dawn of the dead .. 😖 i'm scared .. 
things are so simple and people go and complicate them 😒 
all i've done all day is laid on the couch and watched movies with my sick baby . 😏 #notcomplaining #iloveit 
😒 ✋ stop w/ the lies ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME yes i did ! ! you better check ! 😒 💔 😭 
hipster jessica 😏 👓 #wwu #western #hipster #me @ western washington university URL 
USERNAME we both kno this is truee ! ! ! 😁 😒 😂 
USERNAME lol nah i just like to be noticed on the court 😏 
i wanna take a nap so bad but kam is awake 😒 
*querer besar a harry* expectativa: URL realida d: URL -px . 
USERNAME is annoying ! shit ! ! 😠 😬 enfadosa ! 😑 😤 
i love how my phones broken 😒 hopefully getting a new one asap 
fat bitches always postin pics of food and shit .... sit cho fat ass down ✋ 😑 
why do people always think my brother tyler and i are the twins ? 😒 no . 
hey everyone USERNAME said shell love to make me a samwitch everyday and rub my back to👍 😏 😂 
we're getting feedback from #portland merchants & their customers . want to help ? complete this short survey: URL #p dx sw 
rite aid is playing christmas music . 😣 soon have to ring 🔔🔔💰🔔🔔 when i really want to just be 🏊 
the moment you are awaken by your dad yelling at the tv 😑 #coollouie 
the fact that i don't text anyone anymore <<<<<< #boring . 
trey makes me feel so stupid sometimes lmao fuck him 😂 😑 
USERNAME i saw them , someone is getting pink camo bedding 😏 
USERNAME this error is from co d: bo 2 URL 
looking through my pictures and look what i foun d: ) #mademyday URL 
i think it's funny when zoey calls the boys gueys 😏 😂 #shesrealforthat 
why did i pic this ugly ass transformer 😒 fuck . 
dudes i bet you i can rub her eyebrows right off her face #nasty 
so ready to get home and do nothing tonight 😒 #losserr 
he's finally calming down ! lol 😳 😑 #crazyassweinerdog #boston #restless #finally @ the springers crazy home URL 
now i have to get up my lazy ass and get the charger ... d: 
some guy touched my butt 😏 he wants me 😳 
goshh , i just loove being ditched . its the best thing ever #notreally #hateit 
everytime USERNAME calls me my phones on the charger and i don't get to it in time ! #stupidiphone always dying ! 😒 
USERNAME we need to hang out more . i know d: what's your schedule like ? 
USERNAME USERNAME crystal hea d: because you gotta get your ethylene somehow . 
USERNAME true ! but i knew yours .. i should be your favorite cousin 😏 
USERNAME wait don't you have one on your phone ? 😳 😐 😮 🐽 
where do all my bobby pins go ? ? ? ? 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME where are you watching it ? ? ? ? d: noo :( ( #sadtweet 
lesson of the weeken d: never eat lots of sushi followed by drinking lots of vodka 
can't tell if the woman hacking and spewing all over the craft store should be handling my christmas shopping this year . #disgusting 
just 7 minutes ! ! ! d: ucla staayy uupp ! ! ! 
alicia lives in my house and i haven't seen her in like two days 😭 💔 😔 😞 😒 
chinese food with my da d: -) (@ lo kai) [pic]: URL 
my big sis USERNAME always think im tryna spit game to her lol 😷 😑 
and that other nigga would not stop talking about my eyes and ass i was like , nigga 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i blew it last night on food 😒 
😒 i would love to know why #instagram is being a brat & editing profile options aren't working at all ! #irritating 
acting like you're texting or on the phone when you see someone you don't want to talk to . 😒 😔 
i'm done eating tacos of anyone wants to be my friend 😔 😒 
USERNAME lool ! yeah but gavins being a fag and he decides to unfollow me d: i'm not happy anymore . 
come on ref ! 😑 😩😫 😲 😵 😵 😵 😯 😶 👎 😵 🔫 
wearing my bg shirt to kent state ... probably not the best idea since we lost today . 😒 
cause i'm just a robot with no feelings . #totally #sarcasm ✋ 😑 
when i'm in a new york state of mind 😏 💭 @ empire state building 86th floor observatory URL 
just started watching cosmos w/ USERNAME and carl sagan is messing with my hea d: 
#te dx beaconstreet shannon liss-riordan on developing the law protecting tipped employees . even strippers . URL 
how am i supposed to back for 8 days with one suitcase ? ! i even tried to pack lightly . 😁 😖 😭 
if you fly from california to michigan you're technically going 😏 
wow gavin . don't talk to me you're being rude . d: 
.. fuqk iit , guess ill lay here & watch tv w . myy big sis ; until some shake ! 😒 😒 
i hate working at night shift ! ! 🌃 😣 #soreadytogohome #someonekeepmeup 
USERNAME i'm so mad . how can they not win for me on my birthday weekend ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #rude 
USERNAME i was the first to buy ! 😏 #holla 
15 :3 3 2n d: grinnell 68, crown 56 #d3h 
not everyone around you is your friend . 😒 😔 
freeway crash reportedly leaves children lying in roa d: a crash on the ventura (101) freeway in the san fernando ... URL 
how am i supposed to pack for 8 days with one suitcase ? ! i even tried to pack lightly . 😁 😖 😭 
going to rite aid is literally in my daily routine 😒 
you sound so dumb .... it's not even funny 😐 
me and the tibby always lost when we come to little rock 😒 
USERNAME don't get ran over ! 😐 set it then 
this is what my day is consist of ..... #bored since my #sweetie is at work ! patiently waiting till tw @ kg URL 
USERNAME i got mine from yours but i couldn't retweet you ! but that's explaining everything right now .. caring can really suck 😒 
dear twitter , sometimes i need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind . 😔 😒 
i'm really starting to think USERNAME has some problems ..... #stopit ! 😑 
getting creeped on by the car next to you at a red light<< #eww #awk 
okay ole miss stop playing hot potato with lsu and score 😑 
i haven't spoke to oomf in a minute ... oh well 😎 😒 
USERNAME thanks , buddy . p dx is great so far ! 
frien d: damn who is that . bitch ? friend2: that's my girl ... lmaoo 
the one thing i thought would make me feel better , made me feel worse than before 😒 😢 😡 
well looks like i'm going to finish this bottle by myself ! ! #bored #whereiseveryone 
kiss and taste her pussy lips and tell her how good she taste . 😏 
you ain't a true twihard if you didn't read all the books 😳 😏 
my stepdad said i can have a quince . 😏 
i told my mom lets bake cookies & she just laughed in my face . uhh #rude 
USERNAME maybe if you would let me come over and watch it once in a while .... 😒 
i always manage to find myself in the weird part of youtube ... 😐 
how kewl is being forgotten and ignored ? hahaha 😒 
i haven't really gotten out of bed and i feel a little guilty about it 😏 
people with gross feet should probably paint their toenails and keep their shoes on inside . #ew #nasty 
new favorite ban d: imagine dragons thanks to USERNAME (is that enough direct credit ? ) 
thought someone was following me until i realized it was my own shadow 😑 #doubleshadowallthewayacrossthesidewalk 
if you have big boobs keep your bra on please ! nobody wants to see them sag 😖 😤😷 
USERNAME USERNAME katie shut up . you and gunner are both in the same town . 😒 
it's jus us niggas runnin boardwalk tonight ... 😏 lls 
nothing to do on a saturday night<< hate it 😠 😒 😔 💔 👊 #boringg 
i think they let tressel be a celebrity play caller tonight #boring 😴 
ooey 😏 rt USERNAME made a movie with ya biitch . 
christmas seems like it comes earlier and earlier every year . 👎 😒 
i feel like its been such a long day but it's only 6 😐 😴 
they sayin i gotta wait till i'm 17 to get tatted 😒 😒 😒 
😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 *serious face 
i feel like the drive to carthage is like 5 hours 😒 
broke as heck this weekend . 😒 all good , ill just stay home and chill . 
i'm a good girlfrien d: ) made my man dinner :) URL 
welp , being the stupidass i am , i managed to burn like half my finger off . haha . #singedhair ! #burntskin #owe #ew #2nddegreeburn #halla 
cero coro con hombre cheapy i don't care how cute you are ! 😒 
USERNAME that shit you like , you already know 😏 
everyone stopped snapchatting me .. 😒 do it againn danielle_31796 
USERNAME just because i'm the one and only matisse so of course it would be only me 😏 
costumers in ny are rushed out of their tables because of the great demand for good food here ! >.< 
USERNAME ya you did real good at that . i walked by again after i hit up lacoste to make that walk worth while and you still weren't seen 😐 
bout to get my 1st tattoo . just gotta find the right sticker 😏 
youre hillarious cant you tell by my straight face 😑 😑 😑 😑 
my god .... midwest furfest ends tomorrow d: ... feels like i just got here ... you just don't understand what it's like to never be judged 
custom tailored suit=$800, army regimental ball=$150 plus alcohol , 3 people (2 guys and a girl) to one be d= priceless #leggoo 
USERNAME thank you for scaring the shit out of me .. so close to calling your apt manager &then the cops .. 😖 
USERNAME - so .. i suck 😑 ... sorry i didn't make it out today . i saw the pics , and the facility looks great ! ! 
man ty really over here talking bout my grandpa >.< 
i need to get out of jersey .. 😐 #thinking 
why does outtakes close early as hell on friday and saturday ? ! now i have to walk all the way to the union for food 😒 
te dx youthUSERNAME (past) revise d: arlington , tx , texas , united states — sat nov 17 at 09:15 URL 
pickle back shots ? why not .... 😏 USERNAME USERNAME 
i love when i wear my white leather jacket 😎 😎 😏 
i think i was blonde when i was born .... i really can't naturally be this dumb . 😒 
USERNAME i feel the same damn way ! 😣 😖 #hateit 
someone come over since i cant go anywhere ! #bored 
USERNAME dead ass you same thing here ! it's all the drama , the grown ups have 😒 
USERNAME we'd be ballers ! >.< i come back in a week . i cant wait to see you ! 
USERNAME where smartness i used to live down there 😒 
getting emotionally ready to be made fun at school >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME one wor d: awesomesauce 😀 would love to have lunch with will and maggie every week ! 
USERNAME needs to come back homee 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😫😫😩😩 😖 😖 
i'm at #target aka #tarjay ! #bored #ipodtouch @ target URL 
new shawn-wor d: as in a combination of boss , awesome and possum . #brilliant 
my netflix account is such a slut ... USERNAME 😒 
i love when i'm at work and i see a big white stain right down the middle of my psu shirt . don't even know if it was ranch or bleucheese #ew 
i wish my phone didnt die so quick . i feel like i always have it plugged in ! 😒 
ladies and gentlemen can someone find USERNAME and tell him i got 100 on the table ... #coward #betme ucla all day 👏🏈🐻 😏 
whoever said illegal was the easy way out couldn't understand the mechanics , and workings of the underworl d; granted 
arkansas might not have won today but lsu loosing makes me feel a little better . mwahahaha 😏 
first time watching a soccer game in english -.- #boring 
my dads making me drive him to game stop to pick up our black ops 2 that he had reserved but is keeping it until christmas 😒 😒 #drawlin 
it really shouldn't be this hard to teach football to someone . USERNAME is just difficult 😐 
number 1 reason i can't wait to get marrie d: register for china and cookware sets . 
won a bet . so when i come back , i get to shave all of USERNAME beard off . 😏 😁 #yess 
i want someone to facetime me and sing me happy birthday 😏 😄 
the thought of eating food right now to me is disgusting 😒 
working black friday is gonna suck but at least i get paid commission .. 😏 
USERNAME oh well i felt smart there or a while 😐 
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no i shouldn't be letting that get to me .. but it does 😣 
USERNAME str8 forgot abt my bday ... 💔 😫 😳 😨 😣 
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barkley's down ! ! don't know if i'm nervous or happy 😑 ..... 
sarma d: why is your background the cowboys logo ? 
she turned 7 yesterday ;o time just flyss <'3 >.< 
never thought you'd turn into one of those type of girls ... lol #shitty 😤 😒 
i just bleed to much when i get them 😒 thanks alot alcohol . 
fuck that's a top 10 play .... got smashed USERNAME 😏 😂 
mario in the famous #m &m's grocery ...... #bodega #bored #bodegalife pri @ m&m's deli and grocery store URL 
short hair > cuzns hitting me in the nuts >.< 
just lost my aunt . she died 4 days after dx 'ed USERNAME don't forget , nov . is pancreatic cancer awareness month ! spread awareness . 
my mom knows exactly what to say or do to piss me off i swear ! ! ! ! even when im the only one doin shit for her birthday ! ! ! 😒 😤 
marylan d: do not leave the acc ! ! ! USERNAME 
i had an encounter with rudest person i've ever met who was soliciting for USERNAME door-to-door #rude #wheredoyoufindthesepeople 
most of my followers followed me first and just about every persons profile i click on isn't following me back wtf .. so annoying 😒 
i feel like it means something that i keep hearing this song because its never on the radio 😒 😒 😒 
i think everyone is more excited for my birthday than i am >.< lol 
tryna put a girl on cloud 9 .. i’m capable .. 😏 
how the hell did i manage to lose all three of my winter jackets ? #fml 😒 
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turn on the lights i'm lookin for her , i'm lookin for her i'm lookin for her 😏 
red rock grill tonight 8 pm ... meet me for a birthday drink ... :- d: -d 
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i've been singing everyone love sosa all day at work 😑 
i love when u let ur leg hair get a little long an then shave it off an they r soo smooth 😏 #yaababy 
so much for actually getting sleep on a sunday .. 😒 
just passed bunts rd , definately thought it said blunts rd . #ohgod 😏 
ready to see USERNAME tonight ! this waiting in the cold , however , is not ideal 😒 
with USERNAME doing this amazing race thing ... yayy . 😒 
so your following 25,000 people and you choose to unfollow me ? cool . 😒 
it smells like somebody died in perfume at macy's >.< 
dont you think guys like it better when you ask them to explain the game to you than try and show them up like u know everything ? #females 😒 
rt USERNAME tonight will be the highlight of the weeken d; i'm hitting #thebanger ☺ 
USERNAME ah sorry haha i dont so anything anymore d: #loseriknow 
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just got out the shower now time to get ready 😏 😊 
hahah ive never liked selena .. now .. selena stay away from my man ! 😒 URL 
laying up under bran . best saturday i've had in a while 😏 💑 
but really .. i like the rob zombie radio on pandora . call me crazy 😏 
it's annoying to me how mainstream edm is getting . soon there will be 13 yr olds saying how much they #wow 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
when you accidentally leave your drink in the car << 😒 
why assign weekend homework ? no one does it 😒 
have to start doing my hair but i dont want to im eating pickles w/ saditos and lemons in hot juice d; it tastes so boombb *.* 
arguing with someone i'm not even in a relationship with 😒 
i am so stupid for still loving you , i know that . but for whatever stupid reason i still do 😏 why do you have to be so amazing ? 
USERNAME totally didnt turn around wen i called her >_< 
im in the library on a saturday 😑 can nott focuss 
me: dad , have you noticed anything new about me ? da d: you got eye lashes ? me: no ! ive always had those ! my hair is darker ! da d: oh . #lmao 
USERNAME i'm just not feeling good but have to go to the gym .. cardio is not going to b fun 😣 
& he talking shit bout my dos xx my dad offered him .. oh noo ! he needs to take him & his nasty ass bud light on somewhere foreal 😒 👊💢 
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USERNAME ? if i want ? naa f that i better be invited 😑 
38 yard fg is blocke d: ) good defence ucla 
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hungry as fuck . and there's no food at this baby shower . what the hell kind of a baby shower is this ! ? ! 😐 
took a nap and woke up even more sick , overall today sucks . 😑 
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sum hoes dnt thank bout shit but da club; when dey kno dey have kids && dis worl d; hoe jus b/c u dress yo kids dnt mean u a qood mother 
USERNAME as do it . i was dx 'd with rheumatoid arthritis 
USERNAME happy birthday ! long time no see , but have a beer or two for me 😏 
my rod , USERNAME , just left ... im all alone now ! d: 
out to eat with family: stuck at the kids table 😐 #reallynow 
USERNAME i di d: ) follow me for my birthday ? USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
dx mn , always got excuses ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
my mom is so boring now , she used to be fun and down for anything , now all she wants to do is watch tv 😒 #coolmom #yourock 
argghh ! ! i hate them shorts girls wear it's the ones that are real short but look like they cover there stomach .. 😣 
USERNAME i di d: ) wish me a happy birthday ? USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
get the fuck out of here with that monopoly over shit ! ! ! 😡 😡 😡 ucla wins 2 games in 14 seasons doesn't mean shit ! ! ! 😡 😡 😡 usc still better ! ! ! 😏 
USERNAME thats wild o: it'll get dark here at like 5 tho . its super overcast-y and rainy . d: 
whatadeal ! buy a ham , get a free turkey ! (until i read receipt: price-matched the pig's sale .39 c/lb . so i got $28 ham to get free $4 bird 😣 
USERNAME haha ohh hell yeah , we should like rap battle people next time #wearethatgood 😏 😁👌 
i see she didn't catch my tweet .. dangit wick 😒 lol 
USERNAME yeah , i kind of like the struggle 😏 
not doing anything on a saturday night <<< 😒 😔 😭 
my room smell like nair & nail polish .. #eww 
i only argue with him when the heat is on .. 😏 
USERNAME we do it all for you . i love you so much liam . >_< 
my mom is making me go to a stupid quincenera 😣 i'm 20 yrs old dammit 
a little early christmas gift for myself 😏 😏 URL 
USERNAME i guarantee u i do . i went three times this week , two days in a row . top that 😏 
sometimes it's the little things that have biggest impact on our lives . 😔 😏 
USERNAME work .. 😒 till 7 am . fun right ? 
USERNAME thanks bu d: ) love youu tonnss ! ! ! ! ! and miss you ! ! 
ki d: this isn't cherry picking its stretching out your defense . me: i'll be stretching your gfs pussy tonight #chirped 
USERNAME wah wah wah you work once a week ! ! ! ! 😒 
me too ! ! ! 😖 don't chu want some pancakes or some pizza ! 
USERNAME you holding down the city with out me there ? 😏 
who buys diet coke with lime ? picked one up at the tailgate #disgusting 
riding around with malea is my favorite thing to do 😏 
USERNAME lol don't whatever me big head self 😒 😒 
all over again this shit is the worst feeling ever why again 😔 😣 😖 👎🔪 💔 🔫 
USERNAME oh cause you said you were going to the movies later so i thought you weren't coming >.< yeah sure i needa clean my room lol 
another picadilian just went through our cigarette receptacle thing looking for butts he could smoke ... what the actual fuck . #gross 
hate having a soar throat . most annoying pain in the world 😔 😒 😞 
i give her that d .... cause that's what i made on my report card 😖 😂 
USERNAME i di d: ) follow me for my birthday ? ? USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
hmm i wonder if USERNAME will dm me his number 😏 
bored ! ! 😒 and my phone dry ! 👎 
i need to get it poppin with this edible cell >_< 
6 :3 8 2n d: grinnell 87, crown 81 #d3h 
my mom has been playing dice with buddies all day ! 😒 
ucla celebrating like they won the bcs national championship ! 😒 😒 😒 
when my mom starts to fan girl over bradley cooper .. 😒 
i really have no motivation to do these global studies tests . 😐 🔫 
USERNAME shut up no you won't 😒 you just have to run the next few days and you'll be fine lol 
lol turnt up USERNAME USERNAME breezy_hollywoo d8 9 @ universoul circus URL 
USERNAME well , lucky you . we now hav basic cox cable soo i cant record them anymorre 😒 
is it bad that i'm jealous of USERNAME cos he gets to sit here and play my co d: blackops2 game ? ? #socialprobz #gamerprobz #kindajelly 
i hate walking into a room full of bitches and getting stared down ! 😏 
USERNAME yeahh iknow riqht . im usinq the giants against green bay , imiqht get spanked though lol 😑 
got my ipod taken away for the whole week -.- great there goes my break d; 
i'm alone in a dark room half asleep & my mom throwing a party 😒 😠 👎 
i always wake up horny , it never fails . 😏 😔 😒 
USERNAME not really ... it's business d; no room for fun . 
totally not motivated to go out and photograph right now . 😑 #whattodo 
congratulations , you have successfully hurt my feelings , again . you must be so proud of yourself . 😐 😕 
i wish chris was here to warm me up 😒 
it's always such a joy coming home . pure #sarcasm 😒 
t-24 until #rpihockey takes on mercyhurst for the second time this weeken d; watch it live now ! URL URL 
why the fuck did my tweets send to facebook >.< 
i bet if you lick that spot , then i won't act like that .. 😏 😌 
USERNAME im glad your doing goo d: ) im at phs im just living good 
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USERNAME no kidding . i'm so over school . 😒 😞 
car that got dug out of the sand 😐 #hurricane #sandy #newyork #sad #saturday #pleasepray #prayfo @ queensway URL 
if u don't know whatchu talking about , shutup ... 😒 
i'm more afraid of crazy dogs attacking me when i'm running than i am of people attacking me 😒 
sex , weed , and music are the three biggest stress relievers . 😏 😔 
this kind of weather is my kind of weather . ☔☁❄ 😏 👌 #yestergram @ st . stephen's catholic church URL 
USERNAME , i'll go to #1dworld if you respond to mee 😏 #loljk #illbegoinganyways 
USERNAME nigga you said you were going to be here at 3 :3 0 not leaving your house at 3 :3 0 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME your free when i'm not around all bad >.< 
there's really no reason for me to watch the game . i can just check my twitter .. 😒 
my families going camping on black friday ! 😒 wtf ? ! 
you don't understand how easily you and only you can change my mood #lovehurts 😒 
my boss is the biggest asshole that has ever lived 😑 🔫👎 
i've been in chicago officially a whole week now (7days) & i still haven't spent time wit my 6 year bae 😣 
as for athena ... there's 💩💩💩 everywhere ! ! ! ! 😖 #help 
be happy . be confident . be kind . 😏 😔 
i hate byu so much . i just want to start yelling profanities in front of all these fans and wear provocative outfits . 😒 
free mega cute gift wrapping with donations going to animal aid ! #washi #glitterreindeer #inp dx URL 
you have gotta be stupid if you think we were being for real .... 😑 
pandora mode to realese my 😒 😔 😞 😣 😩 😭 😭 😭 😖 😖 🔫🔫🚬🚬 
the first decision you should make is texting me back ! 😡 😒 
reppin with the socal native ruslan at naca west in p dx #thebreax #humblebeast #k @ oregon convention center URL 
work is busy as fuck .. and i don't like it 😑 
i am thinking about doing eye paint .. ? why why why ? 😒 then again i look like i'm from the 80s either way 
USERNAME haha well i know you from before . amd yeah that was my da d: ) 
#te dx beaconstreet simon kim on working with roboticists and mechanical engineers to blur the line of human and machine . URL 
posted all the card pics to the rangerboard megaforce toy threa d: URL 
think i'm finna pack tht shit ? must be quazy 😒 
so ucla wins it to get clobbered by oregon again . enjoy this win , ucla ! it won't happen again 😏 
4:20 2n d: grinnell 92, crown 91 #d3h i'm expecting an epic final four minutes 
damn sabby don't know how to talk to nigga no more >_< 
i feel like when it's 12-20-12 all i will see on twitter or anywhere is people talking about the world ending saying we are gonna die 😒 
USERNAME u spelt it micheal smh thats wrong >.< but its okay ^_^ 
rhode islan d: for quite a little state , you have quite a lot of traffic for a saturday night . #rte95problems 
i am not talking to you niggettes ... 🙅😷 😒 
i do too . ! actually london as well 😏 
to keep the dress i bought or to make them order a different size ! ? ! ? ! legit #prettygirlprobs right now 😖 😖 😖 😖 💅 👑 👛 🎀 👠 💄 💍 
my mom offered to do my right hand & she is doing terrible 😒 
lolz ... model status . 😏 ✌ #workflow @ lotus boutique URL 
USERNAME how do you sends msgs on this mug ? >.< 
last night i threw up in a famous dancers hall way .... 😑 
my min d: just keep tweeting USERNAME random things maybe he'll notice you 
' man wtf , and where the fuck is my money $$$$$$$ ? >.< 
USERNAME he's been watching for the last half hour or so 😳 😏 
i told my mom today my free runs have 300 miles on them so i need new ones 😏 😏 
USERNAME were on highway 75 actually but damn farmers 😒 
ima go to mars and take the baddest broads 😏 
work . but before my iced macchiato 😑 👌 @ starbucks URL 
“USERNAME ima need shades for tonight ! ! ! eyes too looww ......... " i'm jealous . ! 😒 
this is honestly so stupid 😑 it's all in my mind 
does anyone at my restaurant not do heroin or is it just me ? #gross 
USERNAME USERNAME ::i woul d: :: ... .. . not joking . :) ) 
if you have trashy extensions uh kill yourself . 😂 #nasty 
why am i in one of these moods on a saturday night ? #lame 😒 
going to sheetz with the man the , myth , the legen d: jared moffa . 
USERNAME d: no ice pack for you then ! aha 
USERNAME omg ! 😣 i was a good ass game ! ! 
-___- and you not gonna buy back my seafood ! ? hell no >.< 
i feel like i live here 😒 #work #saveme #todaysucks #boo @ top shelf mexican food & cantina URL 
when i'm in physical pain i complain a lot . i feel like it annoys people 😒 
USERNAME >.< it starts at 9 so u have time ima have my aunt bring us so just go there after 
USERNAME 😎 😏 travel safe tho . hit me when you touchdown ! 
hopefully i'll see a winning game with temple men's basketball tonight , unlike football . 😳 😐 🏀 
blake is out with a red car d; jacksonville scores late ! 1-1 it's going into overtime ! hickory has a player from honduras national team 
USERNAME yea but you probably have a 27”. i work on a 15” mbp . 😖 
the fact that wherever mark and i go people ask us if we're dating .. 😑 
when you start having that doubt about the person you think you love ... 😒 
but i'm bout to smash on harolds me n dx nigga like best friends 
#everybodylikes music . rt if you can't go a day without listening to music . 😏 🎶🎵🎤🎧🎺🎷🎸 
i really don't like when ppl put words in my mouth . 😒 😡 
it's taking forever to make this video 😣 😣 😣 
the fact that wherever me and mark go people ask us if we date .. 😐 
-- 😒 shutupp , you have your own place ! 
ajla just asked me if i had a bra she could borrow #nicejoke 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME ohh i remember my first time drinking 😏 lol jk wish y'all wouldd 
i just remembered friday when my teacher in #childdevelopment told the class her vagina was dead >.< #wtf 
worst headache :( can't finish my hw like this >_< 
finally done cleaning v.v i just need to shower . 
pay it forward recipient adopts foster chil d: hundreds of kids were adopted saturday as part of national adoption ... URL 
thousands of turkeys for the poor arrive , thousands more neede d: on monday , the denver rescue mission had fewer than ... URL 
USERNAME lol that sucks and she wont she wants to go to cicis >_< 
ughh 😒 all my friends are guys and none of them want to go watch twilight with him 
USERNAME .... 😑 . at least i don't taste like steak 
i forgot all about my broken ipod .. :o no wonder people have been saying i dont reply >.< 
USERNAME lolx i'm not fast;; chocolate boys are a gift from go d; ; i'm just appreciating the gift 
-- my boss , she is a #boss 😎 😏 💁💰 
when i call USERNAME and he doesn't answer 😒 <<<<< 
figured out that is the wire d: season 2 of got . just finished where it's shown that prop joe deals with the greek . 
can't keep out of trouble , i see . 😒 
where do you i wanna eat for my bday ? pluckers fuck it 😏 🍗 
matthew mcconaughey .... what did you do to yourself ? ! ? ! ..... you were so sexy . i'm going to cry 😖 😫 
USERNAME calorie free/sugar free or at least i'm gonna preten d; ) 
ehh , random ppl txting me , dont embrass yaself 😒 
focus on the roa d; there is nothing but the road . 
ways i can tell an email is from my da d: 54kb of other people’s email addresses in fw d: quotes to send a link to an article on cnn . 
just waxed my car 😏 @ us border patrol URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i love how it's automatically assumed i'll be the one to complain . #jerks 😏 
the lovely theclairbyrd speaking about bullying at #te dx youthday :) @ theatre7 URL 
USERNAME didn't mean it like that . you can stop 😒 😒 
a stranger told my husband he has a i haven't been able to get him to stop singing since . 😖 🔫 
i thought a certain someone was going to be my nigga , but i see he felt somewhat different . 😌 😒 
i still don't know what i'm wearing to this party 😒 
#oomf pulled a dutch oven this morning as soon as i woke up 😒 😷 
USERNAME USERNAME why y'all tryna come for me tho ? 😒 
USERNAME my life ! at lease someone knows how i feel .. 😒 
“USERNAME it's frustrating when you got a million mf'as after you , but you only want 1 . & the 1 you want act like ..... 😒 
#te dx beaconstreet USERNAME on urbanism and development patterns . URL 
i’m interested to hear USERNAME & USERNAME ‘s adventures last night…. 😏 
i'm not weird i just have a complex personality ... 😒 
i wish i had really pretty hair . silky , smooth , shiny . i have mufasa hair >.< -.- :c 
everyone just wants to sit around and watch movies .. #bored 
bored af .... nun to do i mite hit up wilson ... #boring i jus want to go to movies 
number 3 from lsu just got up on that return #realshit #nasty 
when old men try to hit on you and say they want you to bend over #wtf #disgusting 
#bored .... im always so busy i don't have time to be bored .. need some trouble 
when someone really wants you to play for their club but the drive is just soo far -.- ughh why ! screw you distance ! 😒 
my bf 's body is a gift from go d; ; wheeww lolx 
pretty much not wanting to b at work right now 😖 
USERNAME i know he does ! ugh imma cry >.< 
wow , my girlfriend is really eating panda express without me right now . ain't that some shit 😑 
about to watch breaking dawn part 2 ! so excite d: ) #rt if youve seen it ! 
it's raining @ terminator 2 3- d: battle across time URL 
seriously i need to be better i miss my friends :( #bored #lonerswag # need #to #be #out 
nicole , go buy black ops 2 so we can play d; # cheaper please 
i get my ass beat by my baby girl >.< lol 
USERNAME haha it's my favorite ! but it broke so i had to tape it 😒 
USERNAME i think i got my outfit . keywor d: think . 
tryna soak these nails off . it really aint helping 😒 😒 😒 
- yo i really cant deal right now bruh . 😒 
if someone calls me and makes my day really better i will love you forever . 😔 😐 😶 
USERNAME yea i wasn't @ in that 😒 😒 😒 
falling asleep in the car for 3 hours = back pain 😒 
USERNAME u have to admit roger hall hooked it up with that lunch yesterday mm 😏 
i gave up my manhoo d; twice . yes it hurt ! hahahaa #danceflick 
this is bullshit i swear il be coughing blood soon 😷 😖 
i need somebody to back me up to the party >.< 
going to USERNAME tonight w/ USERNAME & lorin . excited to try it out ! #quinoa #p dx 
i just saw twilit breaking dawn part 2, the fight was awsome when i saw that the fight really dident happen i was like 😳 😑 
i need to be being productive while i'm tweeting . 😒 
haven't talked to my boyfriend all day 👎 😑 😬 😑 😐 
USERNAME same old shit ....... just a different day ! who he tryin to play ! ? ? #wetblanket #boring #fakeassbitch ! #yourdicksbigger #haha 
if this guy doesn't get out my face in this train 😒 
USERNAME never leave anything of that sort in my bathroom . i will use it . 😏 
i keep thinking USERNAME is talking to me but he was on the other phone 😒 😒 😒 
i make myself depressed by over thinking . i need to stop that shit 😒 
i wish i had a million dollars so i could go to sports authority and buy as many sports bras and spandex as i want . 😒 
USERNAME very interesting .. 😒 she looks better with brown hair if i do say so myself .. 👍 
lil' wayne is too old to be calling 12 year olds his 😒 
hilary duff will always be my childhood idol . 😏 
USERNAME whoakayy . i'll just drop out of college 😏 
USERNAME yes ! they didn't even give her a chance to he smart ! dx 
USERNAME yeah i'm really sick though and i can't even get out of be d: ( 
i'm in love with a stripper comes on sirus and my sister goes 😐 ✋ 
dig deeper , stroke longer , hit it at different angles ! she'll never forget you . 😏 
USERNAME hi tod d: where can you purchase a copy of motel hotel ? 
love how it's decorated for christmas already ! the parking outside is already like it for sure ! >.< [pic]: URL 
don't ignore me for days , then try to talk to me . #annoyed 😑 
i want to go to my moms though so she can hook it up with some bud :o i dont know which one to choose d: ! man life is hard :c ! 
the same taylor swift song playing on all 3 slippery rock radio stations ..... #ew 
the day i'm super tired my friends would go to skyzone <<<< 😒 😔 😞 
just sitting at my moms house with nothing to do . living the good life 😒 
USERNAME oh hahahh let's all laugh at maura 😒 😡 
work is not bad but things are not going well :( so many dishes i'm not finishing on time d: 
katie's boyfriend called hunter hayes gay .. i outta kill him 😒 
USERNAME lmao 4 little kids & i've watched it like 3 times tonight ! 😣 
i get rewards from my lor d; there isn't nothing better ! yes sir , i do feel pain , but jesus got me now ! :) 
i'm about to spend a couple of hours downloading music for my iphone 😏 
USERNAME i'm tired bro . i don't feel like moving unless its for 💰 or 😼 lol 
yea i'm finna go see twilight ... you got a problem wit it 😑 ? ? #realmen #trippystory 
i hate the fact that when i go to my dads house i have to be completely covered like i'm a fucking muslim lol 😑 😩 and my outfit is so cute 
i got a twitter , facebook , & instagram . fuck you mean 😑 😳 
i'm off work and ready to go , but everyone else is sleepy :( #bored 
phone gets no love 😒 . . . aight cool . 
fork my life ! ! ! dx #hatejalston #jalston #jamesmaslow #halstonsage @ batcave . URL 
bout to get a little sliz for the low before this flight . #p dx even though its rained the whole time i fuxx with portland 
i hate that i'm missing t-mobile sale this weeken d; ; ughh gotta pay for shidd 
my new favorite foo d: USERNAME with yogurt instead of milk . 
aiden is sucking on his bottom lip . a habit that was passed down from his father 😒 
a birdie told me that USERNAME fucked USERNAME #wtf #gross #makeitnasty ....... 
omg my heart was beating so fast , i just told my mom about my girlfriend dx 
hispinics mom are so protective over there daughter ! 😒 
i'm really mad that i decide to come 😒 😡 . i want somebody pick me up asap calls *daddy* 
spotte d: looks like h found his soulmate . @ pizza my heart URL 
i don't know how to wink , i always end up closing both eyes >.< 
kendra just be texting me out the blew ! 😒 ✋ 
so i'm stuck at home on a saturday night . woo-hoo ! 😑 
i should go practice piano right now .. laziness takes over 😒 
i don't know why i just said to snap chat me , im looking a mess 😳 😁 😣 #ohwell 
USERNAME with nickleback as their hold music . #barf #yuck #bad 
she ain't going nowhere she staying right here she said 😏 
i still don't have a dress for the field hockey banquet .. 😒 
soo USERNAME & USERNAME are leaving me in clayton county ... 😒 
blahh i need one of my guy friends or zoey to text me please ? 😐 
USERNAME you can pretend to ignore it but i know you cant ... 😏 
oh my gawd im so tired ! this is the first time i ever work a 6 hour shift >.< 
i gotta get these allergies under control . stomach issues are not fun . i'm outside slowly dying while everyone is inside eating . 😣 😩 😖 😷 
#te dx beaconstreet colin stokes on child’s relationships to movies and the roles of gender in cinema . URL 
smiles at an old lady in walmart today to be nice , she smile back with no teeth ..... #awkward 😐 
i lost meh friend who i used 2 call meh best friend , iknoee i shouldn't be jealous of who she hangs out wit hope things get better >.< 
USERNAME amber marie moore don't lie >.< lying's a sin >__< ctfuu 
i can't believe she tongue killed this dude #tf 😐 
went to order my first drink at dinner with my parents and forgot my id -_- rejected as papa laughe d: p #virginsmoothieforlife 
i feel like doing something , i'm tired of being in my dorm 😐 
i can't stand to see some disrespect their mother . she coulda had a abortion but chose to keep yo ass 😒 
i'm pretty sure my best friend hates me . i haven't heard from her in about 1000 years . 😒 USERNAME 
waiting for my mom to drop me off already 😒 
i reallywishthat xshittyx bnds woul dx stopxnamingx theirbandslikethis . xx 
i love it when my husband gets told he need to go back into work on a saturday and sit on staff duty . he was given no notice . #irritated 😒 😣 
seriously ... i'm just tryna go home ! ✈ 😠 😒 
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so jealous of my friends that went home already 😣 
it smell like spoiled milk in my dads house 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME omg i hate that wor dx d lol no ivette im gonna be the coolest mom ever lol 
well isn't it embarrassing when one of your followers knows your tweet was for them 😑 🔫 
these piece of shit scotland yard & swiss mofos wanna investigate that dog yasser arafats death but cant do shit abt bhuttos assassination✋ 😒 
don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why i show up at your house naked >_< 
seth got called out 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 #homealone #bored #sadd 
USERNAME so if i ever came to get ur autograph and i smelled like a horse would i have to leave ? d: 
fukn guy said in the future they wont b calld laptops .. they gon b calld toplaps .. #thefuck 😒 
USERNAME duude i miss you too ! ): i was supposed to come out this weekend but it didn't happen d: 
these niggas need to get ipnones so i can see when they're ignoring me 😒 
😒 smh now i don't even wanna lay in my bed .. i hate fucking spiders .. 
damn when ur home alone and all you wanna do is go out even if it means just outside your house . but fuck its too cold ! #bored 
i cussed when josh was on the phone with my mom & got in trouble 😒 
i hope simon comes over tonightt . please god . lol . :) ilikehim so freaking much . d: 
sitting next to a couple that's sucking face in the movies<<<<<< #omg #stop 😣 😷 
fuudgee ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! wala na > .. < ayaw ko na #nobodylikes chemistry >.< 
USERNAME till it hits the spot ya feel mee 😏 
shot the doe n the head the first time , after it was done kickin , i got up to look at her , she stood back up and put the second in her hea d: ) 
i hate how i like someone & dont like them the next day , & then i like them again 😒 
i have titanium in me from surgery , that's cool 😏 
n0tice d: erik eldridge: more fish . by the blue bottle in hayes valley . #streetart URL URL #streetart 
why do my brothers have to go to school ? 😒 
USERNAME deng it's never ending over here ... i'm over it 😒 
when my mom shoos me away like i'm some type of peasant , like bitch i just did all your laundry and cleaned up the house #rude 
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anyone else as pumped as i am for cheer tonight ? 😒 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
for once , i would like for things to go my way . 😔 😒 
going to fridays , wish i had a car >.< 
structure; nf d; ch:8,10 @ 4:00 pm -brian ... URL 
#oomf got is new games , his social life is over right now ... #lame 😏 😂 
when most girls are bored they do their hair , or paint their nails , and im just like 😑 must do something . last resort food . 
USERNAME stop hating ! you still think i'm cool 😏 
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my life ain't too bad 😏 #photoshoot today for an #albumcover for a #neworlean @ silverback artist management URL 
USERNAME that's right ! you better follow me ! >.< 
loving that i have to run back out in this cold 😣 least i get to escape the madness for a lil 😒 
USERNAME lol i jus said i cant hav chap lips bae , its not confusing 😏 
USERNAME great day in college football my frien d: ) the pac-12 is as it should be :) #ucla 
it should be illegal to play christmas music before thanksgiving . 😒 
bout to take a hot shower and wake up fully so i can enjoy this lol family time with my immediate 😏 
USERNAME hahaha my dads house ! ! we can go see it this year 😏 
USERNAME well it hurts that i haven't see you 😔 😒 
when my friends find my predicaments humorous <<<< USERNAME 👎 😭 😒 
used my green level perks at starbucks today ! free refill oh yeah ! 😏 but now i'm on too high of a caffeine trip ... 
i just found out i've been using my brothers toothbrush for the past two days 😳 😷 #gross #imightthrowup 
supa freshed out and nowhere to go . hmu ! ! #text #paid #happyhour in min d; ) down for whateva ! 
about to watch wreck it ralph , but lots of rain >.< 
USERNAME not offende d: ) i understand completely :) i just know that umc is completely mission-minded(serving needs of others)& not political 
this man is a creep . ! :o was watching me play baseball >.< 
wante d: a dining room manager at the pipeline that isn't a dumb bitch . #seriouslythough 
about to have the best dinner of my life . 😏 
wish the gym at my apt had heavier weights 😏 #backinbusiness 
“USERNAME lol guys , she don't give a duck 😂 USERNAME URL i don't 😏 
it's about to get real awkward here at work in a little bit .. 😒 
bullshit i can't go to the movies cause apparently 10 is too late . what kinda shit is that ? ! ! ! 😒 
work . #hateit three hours , i can do it . 
USERNAME lol my mom likes that #nasty ! lol . 
what happened to ppl having good manners in public ? going out to dinner with my teenager it's sad how ppl act in public . #disgusting 
USERNAME , cod i understand but halo ... no ✋ 😏 
“USERNAME what's ba d: waking up and finding a penis drawn on your face . 
my biggest flaw ? i take everything to heart ... everything . 😑 #ihateit #upset 
i hope no one sees me right now . #gross #ohwell 
USERNAME USERNAME damn i feel so stupid . i honestly took like 15 minutes to figure out how many days it was . 😑 
my cousin just licked ketchup off of chickie and pete's table #imgonnahurl #yuck 
USERNAME but i mean .... i love you . 😏 
kendra trying to come for me ! knowme . 😒 ✌✋ 
give it too me so good knock my earrings out my ears 😏 
USERNAME - takee me w/ youu causee ii been dieing for waffle house . <<<<<<> >_< ! 
why can i just have a big booty 😒 hah 
when you're about to tweet something but by the time you get to the app , you forget it 😔 😣 
USERNAME i seriously hope i just snap chatted the right laura mccorry because if not then that's fricken embarrassing ... 😐 
i should really take advantage of this energy and go running , but it's already freaking pitch black out . 😒 #dontwannagetjumped 
no texts ? from no one ? then seriously fuck you guys 😒 
oh my god get me out of this damn car ! 🚗 😖 
i don't know why but for some reason i love to flirt with shit-talkin , smart ass guys . 😏 
snapchatting 2oomfs random pictures of shit cause there's no light in this car 😑 
i could already see how it's gonna be ! 😒 
gas station didn't sell arizona's and i had to settle for a monster 😒 #sadtweet 
i'm so bored i might actually do my homework at home for once 😒 
im done being the nice one shiit doesn't get you any where 😒 
USERNAME dude , i totally forgot his name >.< what is it again ? lmao . 
. USERNAME there's a tim hortons near times square . what do i order to get the most authentic (rea d: stereotypical) experience ? 
sometimes i look at myself and i think wtf am i doing 😒 
working at a movie theater during a twlight weekend is horrible . people gettin crazy and shit . i should of took the whole weekend off . 😐 
watching my cousin teach my step dad how to play call of duty ... 😑 🎮 
i ain't all that happy , but it is what it is . can't really say nothing bout this , 😒 
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wish i had someone cute to go on dates with 😏 
genuinely pissed me and USERNAME forgot to take our diet and workout results pics last night . 😏 
#te dx victoria back live for USERNAME 2012 final sessions #te dx URL hope you enjoyed the break with USERNAME 
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#te dx beaconstreet USERNAME on the mysteries and importance of sleep . URL 
cop: your eyes are red , you been drinking ? ! my frien d: your eyes are glazed , you been eating donuts ? ! " 
listening to USERNAME , makes me miss all the concerts and great times we ha d: ( 
the start of a lovely #tiger ! #art #privateartlessons #p dx #art #artstudio @ blue plume studio URL 
USERNAME 😏 then take me back to ga with you 
i need a ride to agnes 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
i'm tryna go to this baby shower allready my mom takes to long doing her hair 😐 
about to catch my shuttle to denver airport 😒 but i'll be back in 7 days 😏 
USERNAME that wasn't the point 😣 waahh i love you 
i'm always the only mandy anyone has met , it's pretty awes 😏 
it really doesn't feel like 4 :3 0 😒 #sotired 
peyton's first lsu game in death valley with his da d: )))) URL 
well damn emotional rollercoaster would come on ... 😑 😑 😑 😑 lolol 
i would really appreciate some cough drops right now . d: 
of course the stupid sun would be hitting my face ☀ 😖 
someone come watch adventure time and eat cheesecake with me 😏 😊 URL 
i walked in the house and everyone looked so disappointed because i wasn't the pizza guy 😒 #fyouall 
sometimes i wish i had a big sister here that could give me advice , go out together , and she could do my make up haha >_< 
i know who's giving me my next hair cut . 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME that girl that said you looked like an alien is here >_< 
my mommy just talk all the way in here to tell me come in her room she gotta tell me sumn ! ! ! 😐 
oh you're cool . the follow unfollow thing 😒 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah i dont get it . i didnt even do anything but im glad he misses me even though he doesn't show it 😏 #ladyprobs 
damn ........... i know she hurt 😒 😥 straight fuckery bruh 
really wish a certain somebody would text me back . #impatient 😒 
seriously is anything going on tonight ? ! ? ! 😐 
anchors in an uncertain worl d: at strand bookstore , i am invariably wearing too much clothing , and what i want is on the top shelf . 
all my brother has played today i black ops 2 and halo 4 😒 
USERNAME in p dx for the week looking forward to great eats , any must chomps ? 
why is starbucks so packed ! ! ! we need another one ! ! ! 😒 😩 
pretty sure that lady jacked that baby ... & now a white boy is following me ... #fml so annoyed 😒 
don't ask me questions that clearly have no interests concerning you ... fuck you wanna know for ? 😒 
USERNAME she told me i had to pay her for photos .... conceited homecoming queens i swear 😑 😑 😑 😑 USERNAME URL 
, oorr you can get on oovoo with me until i leave >.< 
jemauri is bein a str8 cry baby rite now >.< ! 
psalm 40:1111 do not withhold your mercy from me , o lor d; may your love and your truth always protect me . 
threaded my eyebrows for the first time . i cried . 😒 😂 
i look at her like are you serious right now ? ? ? 😒 
i just realized i mentioned my self in that . 😒 wow .. 
grab somebody sexy tell them hey give me everything tonight . 😏 
no make up , #bored #long #hair #dont #care URL 
ohkayy 😏 "USERNAME USERNAME i'm fina text you now . ! ” 
USERNAME naw . i'm not even watching it right now . 😒 what done happened ? 
USERNAME visiting p dx this week . any take on must do eateries ? 
USERNAME just saw a preview for mankin d: the story of us on #historychannel at the #mallofamerica 
florida bound USERNAME @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
me: *ask a black teacher* who did you vote for ? her: obama ! me:*ask a white teacher* who did you vote for ? her: i can't tell you that me: 😒 
you really know how to get my last nerve ... 😖 
there must be a drought because the thirst is everywhere 😒 .. lmao . forreal though .. 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 .... well we had popo's . 
USERNAME and i are in the clouds rn 😏 ⛅ 
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was having a good nap 😒 till nxt time tacoma ! 
USERNAME sorry ! i rly did feel bad too . cause it's just like 😒 
USERNAME i'm not comfortable with the amount of time you're spending in p dx . 
burger king hurry up i am starving ! ! d; 
USERNAME USERNAME alan , shut up . stop bringing people into your ratchet-ness lol >.< 
so it was ? ? 😏 i'm reading to much into this . 
then they meet me and end up liking me ! 😏 
waiting is the worst part for now but this drive ..... #yuck ! ! 
sharice is gunnah kill me for eating this burrito >.< lmao 
USERNAME USERNAME lol i'm not going to ask why .. 😳 😳 #nasty . 
i hate when i think of good shit when something over 😣 
pam wants me to do her math hw 😒 🙅🙅🙅🙅 
ohh ohh sometimes ! ! ! ! ! i scored a good line ! ! ! ! yeahh 😏 😂 
USERNAME everything is too small 😒 the one in az mills has plus size section c: i wanna go there 
it would be love if it was a plug on this bus ! ! but i know it's not . 😕 😒 
my step mom is making caldo de camaron yum 😬 😏 
USERNAME damnn ! ! let me get at the cheer uniform 😏 
USERNAME i got the adapter , just need u to buy some wee d; ) 
wonder how me and syd both going to pennstate would work out 😏 
i love how my parents are going to the movies & i'm not . have fun being surrounded by a whole bunch of teens . 😒 
i feel skinnier after donating blood 😏 might do this more often .. 😹 
why is it so damn cold in this house ? 😖 ❄ 
would happen to me as i open my eyeshadow ugh 😒 URL 
every girl is gonna look all cute for light the way & i'm nott . 😞 😒 
& myy sis made some aguachile but she dont wanna share it ! >>> ohh hell nah ... ! shit is about to go down ! d: 
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writing cover letters is something i am just really bad at . 😣 😩 😡 
i always forget to txt her back she prolly hate txtin me fareal .. 😔 😒 😤 
fuck it ill do it .. lets see what happens >.< 
i have one of the dirtiest sister's ever 😣 😠 😤 😡 
why am i always craving pizza ? ! 😩 😑 
watching antigone with USERNAME && yes we would be the loudest people in the auditorium ... #webad 😎 😏 
lol i just saw this . if its you .. cut it out 😒 
USERNAME 😒 😒 go away . lmao this is serious 
ohh ohh sometimes ! ! ! ! i snort a whole linee ! yeahh 😂 😏 
guhh , you know you want the d . 😏 
i'm not crying , i'm just sweating through my eyes . - ki d; o god . priceless . 
in p dx looking for must try dining experiences ... suggestions encouraged 
i wish my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard ... #sadtweet 😭 😫 😑 
i hope the u . s . prides itself on funding what is essentially terrorist acts from israel to gaza . #shame #disgrace #gaza #disgusted 
hid my keys from my mom now i can't find them 😒 #nicegoinge 
noah and terry are both taking showers so im just postin up on noahs floor .... #bored 
i'm single for the night 😏 ` pour me up & light the blunt . 
im tryna be nice but she pissin me tf off ju ! 😒 
i'm so fudging popular in school , but when i get out , no one texts me >.< #whatisthis #explanation #loserstatus 
im such a pussy to carry my little brother >.< 
i'm spending some father daughter time with my pops 😐 😬 
USERNAME i never thought it until you said something lol people used to say i look like miley cyrus 😣 
got a great idea for a christmas gift for #oomf 😏 👍 
it's sad when people like their own pictures . 😒 
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like , hes too little to be in my arms d: 
i hate wearing jeans , but my mom insists . 😒 
could i feel any worse ? ? ? #seriously 😖 
USERNAME linda don't tell me that basic ass lie . lls ill come see you alumni day . 😏 get ready for this dick and all 🍆🍆 
something's wrong with my iphone 😧 😶 😑 😬 😟 😔 😤 😵 💨🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME we’re having bro time instea d: USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME & others . 
took a two hour nap and i'm still tired 😣 
when your hands smell like metal after playing . >.< #eww 
haha hispanic girl want the dick lol 😏 😏 👌 
lol nigga said turn up and he's going to a damn quince 😆 😂 😏 
det er midten av november og jeg går i kort kjole og ballerinasko ute . 😏 
awh yeah , i would is now my ringback tone . 😏 
USERNAME well if you weren't always being a loner we could ! like when we went and saw taken 2 then i never saw ya again 😏 
my phone hates USERNAME or something because i never get her texts 😔 😒 
i want greasy foo d: ((( waah ! ! ! wish i was a boy so i could eat fatty foods and just go lift and get buff 
USERNAME how many times have you tweeted about that song 😒 
theres this old lady on the bus constantly talking to herself <<< d: URL 
smhh ! i hope this nigga know i dont want him ! >_< damn . #thristyhoes 
watching #tattoonightmares . these people are dumb . what were you thinking . #scratcherwork #disgusting #judgingyou 
josiah needs to comeover , i'm bored af . 😣 😔 
will you pluck my eyebrows USERNAME ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ? 😑 
fresh off work 👌goin to my other job for work now this a bad saturday for me but least i'm gettin paid 😏 
USERNAME probably bloor street is full of expensive stores and restaurants ! just gotta come to to now to find out for yourself 😏 
great birthday chillen with USERNAME today . ready for tonight tho ... 😏 🍻 
#te dx beaconstreet USERNAME on the importance of journalism in the digital era . URL 
#bored #phone #text #instagram #instafollowers #followers @ buffalo wild wings URL 
for the millionth time . i do not have my phone 😒 ! ! ! ! ! ! 
there ain't nothing that's more sexy , than a girl that want but don't need me 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME i will willingly do hoodrat things with you guys 😏 
someone wants to bring me wingstop ? 😔 😏 😊 
attention worl d: USERNAME dream job is to be shooter the fox so she can wear the red fox mascot costume #weirdo 
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when i see a cute guy on a social network and i'm like 😏 👌& then i see he has a gf i'm like ' 😒 ✌<<< 
the only motivation i got right now is to stay in study for this genetics exam 😒 😏 
da d: i'm already drunk , you're missing out . if you lived here you would live the high life #hahaha 
USERNAME whenevaa . i'm gonna put my clothes in the dryer real quick . i'm frozen 😖 
"USERNAME bouta smoke one with my nigga USERNAME ! ! ! he been waitin to long ! ! 💨💨 😏 😏 URL widd yall ga asses bihh 
this semester needs to be over so i can get outta these frikkin science classes 😣 
who wanna mention me lol im bored #bored ! :) 
don't say , i just might roundhouse kick your face . 😒 😑 
my weekend has been so shitty . i just want it to be tuesday so i can go back to pa #bored 
sooners outsmarting themselves on offense . mountaineers are terrible on d; just run your base set + get 15 yards/play . 
i'm bout to go to a party . let's get waste d: ) like the white people kml 
i choked in bowling 😒 too worried about my situation on almost passing out 
chilling in the airport before my flight . we got here 4 hours early 😑 luckily it's been just over 3 and i'm not completely bored yet 
ooh yeah bout to see my baby . i hate this part thoo it's boring . i hate waiting >.< 
USERNAME hahaha i'm with it dude . i wanna smoke . 😏 
i'm so bored ! wish i was going out tonight . 😒 
i've only been home for an hour and i'm already ready to leave 😤 😒 
jimo is the worse person to have entertain you ... #theworse he stopped texting me hours ago 😒 
god damn i wish i could go out tonight 😔 😣 
there's some cute guys here for being at a middle school play . 😏 
just made dinner for myself . watching tv by myself . probably gonna nap by myself . dammit USERNAME hurry up ! #bored #lonely 
hearing blanket on high , & i'm still shivering 😣 
USERNAME america won already , monarcas has to score 2 goals and the game is basically over already , 😑 
i really want to like green tea . i hear its good for you .. but i don't . 🍵😬 😖 
why can't my hair do this all the time ? 😑 
i won't chase after you . i deserve better . 😒 😔 
no mom i'll just pee in my pants that's totally cool ! 👩🔫 😼 
ughh should i use my savings to buy that 2000 audi a8 4.2 quattro ? >.< decisions decisions 
unexpecte d: the older i get , the better smooth jazz sounds on the car stereo . 
i havee aa feelingg i'm nott even gonee meet herr sisterr >.< 
smh .... what's it gonna take .. for oomf to figure out how i feel ! 😒 😒 
you can fool everyone else , but not me . 😏 
when people fart out loud <<< #fuckingnasty #eww 😣 😖 😷 😠 
it's right before my eyes and i can take it if it's what i want to do 😏 
i just wanna cuddle right now and watch movies . 😔 😏 
put in 53 hours this week 😱 😏 😎 💸💰💵 
USERNAME thanks pretty 😊 i was going to the tanning bed everyday 😏 
driving behind holly is such a bad idea she's all over the road 😑 
rsa style recap of my #te dx beaconst #te dx music talk by USERNAME ideapaint @ te dx beaconstreet URL 
this new twitter update got me interacting with people i thought i was following 😖 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME why y'all lying ? acting like y'all the best . 😑 
twilight is sold out; guess i’ll settle for flight 😏 
i hate the fact that guys don't have to put make up on 😒 #luckybastards 
didn't even realize what time it was , i came home early 😒 
he molded this sex crazed monster u see b4 u ... cept he was a quick pumper 😒 
wish USERNAME would hurry back home so we can watch movies 😒 
omg i have missed 9 online quizzes so far d: 
gangnam style is stuck in my head ............. 😐 🔫 
USERNAME i'll make you use it [;< & lol lieess , pure lies d: you were like lmaao cx 
further evidence that i am living in a dream worl d: inception-esque trains in the mid @ st . louis mills mall URL 
USERNAME 😑 , did you see the miss that ochoa missed . 
i would get sick today , right before auditions . 😖 
told myself i'd spend today catching up on past due assignments and u think its happened ? ? ? ? ? ? 😑 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME - ohh , ii just missedd aa *i . . >_< 
after all the buzz , i have got to see breaking dawn part 2 ! ! ! 🙌👏🙏😫 😖 😩 
my phone needs to hurry up and work ! ! it's seriously pissing me off 😡 😠 😒 😡 😒 😠 😠 😡 😡 
wow i'm legit waiting for jan to go see twilight #figures 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME oh do you ride ? we couldn't tell 😑 😏 😂 
USERNAME or you can be like your boyfriend and eat them frozen ... #ew 
perfect wkn d; dinner n drinks last nite , nike store today ... now on relax status #blessed 
“USERNAME stalking chelc 😏 URL maybe i'm stalking you .... 
i really wish i could understand lou holtz when he's talking ... 😐 😒 
what would you like to say the kids who want to play music ? dave: don't . hehe ima go against that advice like medical advice 😏 USERNAME 
happy birthday lil grom (colby .) #yogurtlan d8 31 zanedude USERNAME @ yogurtland URL 
getting drunk with my best friend tonight ! 😏 👌🍺🍻 
USERNAME full disclosure: i've been on exactly 0 (zero) blind dates . stop worrying , you are goo d; why else would someone set you up ? 
apparently me being gone from 1045-2 is being gone all day 😼 #wtf #bitchyj 
every move i make my body cracks ! ! it's so gross 😒 #cheerleaderproblems 
i cut off your head b4 you realized u were dea d; snake ... 
but i do need to go to work tomorrow .... fuck 😒 
ugh couldn't get any sleep b/c i have to babysit 😕 😑 
i needa hurry up and sign up for upward bound >.< 
soo USERNAME is coming over but won't tell me who she is bringing ... 😑 
& if i get your phone number imma call you 😏 
got outta bed stubbed my toe . took that as a sign if goin back to be d: ) 
no no no it's alright i don't have feelings anyway 😒 
34 reservations left outstanding for the rest of the night…. 😒 
when you're vietnamese , your parents will try to get you to join the church's dancing group lmfao i dodged that bullet 👌👍 😏 
what girl friend would i be if had my bf wait in line for his kicks 😏 that's just not right 
you were the most beautiful person in the worl d; until you showed your true colors ! 
USERNAME i know 😖 i've been soo busy like it's crazy .. after thanksgiving break ill have more time ! ! :) 
USERNAME i will massage you if you follow me 😏 
my moms off all this week coming up 😒 kill me now ! 😔 🔫 
so like i was talking to my mom about what my birthday present is gonna be >_< 
tired of sittin n this damn house ... i'm bout to go crazyy ! ! lbs ! #bored 
nothing is more annoying than that one follower who constantly subtweets . so this tweet is for you , grow up . 😒 👍 
i wana play the saxophone , now that's sexy 😏 
there has to be something going on tonight , other then the downs party 😒 
i miss my friend USERNAME please come back 😭 😔 😒 💔 
USERNAME USERNAME umm actually you aren't ! i would say something else , but that's behind closed doors ! 😏 
i just dropped my phone on my face memtionting USERNAME #thanks doll face 😐 
this shit don't let me reply , that's why i don't reply ! 😒 😡 
USERNAME lol shh you know you love me 😌 😏 
“USERNAME evidence that USERNAME and USERNAME wishes they had capture d: URL 
yup , that's sign that i need to start working out again 😒 
USERNAME you're gonna feel tempted to use it [;< &omg why you lieen >;c i know i asked you if i could see it but you told me to smell it d: 
work at 6 a . m tomorrow . #shootme 😒 🔫 
ugh , i sincerely hate the cold ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME yes ma'am ! 5- close . will you be visiting ? 😏 
USERNAME yeah and you forgot about me how great ! ! d: 
waiting for my girlfriend to get outta work 😑 USERNAME 
USERNAME sorry syd that sucks ! ! is be soo pisse d: ) 
USERNAME 😡 👿 😔 i seriously wanna go back & just dancee 😒 
USERNAME i see you 😏 haha nice ! ! ! 
i regret quiting figure skating . c dx sazxc :( 
why is my whole twitter feed about drugs ? #gross #dosomethingproductive 
you need to stop✋ 😒 🙏 you dumbass , look-a-like fiona 😂 😂 😂 USERNAME 
USERNAME dammit dasia ! put on some pants ! >.< 
USERNAME girl , you're the toilet paper , i'm the shit ! 😏 👌👊 
USERNAME dude im not sure if i can still go my moms being dumb >.< im getting ready but shes being stupid and doesnt want me to go :l ! 
how my cat sees my be d: hell yeah ! free clean bed sheets ! 🐈🐾 
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out of all the buses , he's on this one . just great 😒 
just witnessed a girl fight at the mall of ga ... they were 12 😒 
i misspelled a word in a tweet where i was correcting someone 😐 lol 
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ugh why outta all these damn seats at the airport people gotta come sit near me 😒 
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ohh to be able to fix my messy bun .. but my nails are drying 😑 😑 
kaylas da d: i think just you need to stay home and rest tonight . 
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me my dad , or ashley has never had a twinkie . #gross #ew 
USERNAME let me see ill call you right now d: 
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i've been in my room since i've been home .. why am i here . 😑 
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remember: i'm not the only one that said that ..... 😐 
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USERNAME always ruins my k . d . 😐 😡 
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eating airport junk foo d: fries , soda and a salad . 
USERNAME obviously i didn't make it up , i thought it was funny , sorry 😒 
USERNAME ol buddy ... a fool , i might get in a lil trouble tonight , lol >_< 
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saying goodbye to my little mexican antinio at work was so hard . even though they piss me off ill miss him #hatesayingbye 😣 
#confessionnight i've talked to way to many boys these past few months . even tho i haven't done anything with any of them i feel slutty >.< 
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just announce d: in 6 weeks , USERNAME will return to allentown . jaka , looking very taz like is set to take on USERNAME #bananaversary 
USERNAME im da pimp .. i question anybody i want 😏 
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this girl behind me needs to quit mouthing everybody .. ,. immature bitch 😒 
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oregon never fails to bring out sweeter uniforms then the week before #nasty 
well looks like i'm not going to the party tonight . 😒 👎 
spent a little too much money in gruene today . 😑 😊 
::raises han d: : “USERNAME guess which us cities are playing way-too-hard-to-get ? URL 
scratched on the 🎱 ball . almost beat dad 😔 😏 
when both of my parents think its okay to leave for the day & go out tonight without telling me .. <<<< 😒 
day one of being scoops new da d: i couldn't find scoop 
everyone and there mother are on the road tonight . 😒 😑 
USERNAME you're obvi . out of the question . 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME you can tag me in stuff but can't text back ? 😐 
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tell me how brady is at a party on a saturday night ? for someone who's in my grade ? & probably with his junior girlfriend too .. 😒 😑 #dang 
so much for republicans breaking with hollywoo d: URL cc: USERNAME USERNAME 
he think im about to hang these curtains ..... naw boo , u got anotha thang comin-im tired 😏 
keeping myself entertained by looking up pictures of my followers in the crc computer . #bored 
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USERNAME si tenia caballos , i would but i don't so yeah 😏 
i can’t go nowhere again because i gotta take josh somewhere 😒 
born to die reminds me of the day i finally met his stupid ass . ugh , i wish this song didn't have such a stupid memory attached to it . 😠 😑 
sorry i don't want to make out in the middle of ross . 😒 😾 
USERNAME lmao we use to be like best friends then you deaded my life .. smh 😐 
USERNAME 2 hoes on 1 fuckin pole . 2 hoes on my fuckin pole . 😏 
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i don't like how USERNAME & USERNAME have me feeling like the third wheel 😒 
damien williams was due to fumble because he be holding the football like a loaf of bread 😒 
just got such a sick to my stomach and dizzy feeling #yuck #shitfeeling #goaway 
i wish i could take a nap right now >.< 
sometimes i feel like i'm the only one trying . 😒 
#nw mankin d: the story of all of us . my kind of shows 😌 
i just love being on hold on the phone for apple . 😣 😡 #sarcasm #apple #customersupport #1800number #hurry #elevatormusic #bored #hurryup 😫 
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USERNAME and also with you ? ? ? lol . 😏 
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bestfrien d: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them . USERNAME USERNAME 
i got USERNAME on a leash , she on her way to my house . hmm . that's how it should be 😏 
singing while mom is in the car is apparently not a good idea 😏 
a blue , bubbly , bumpy , boxy , bloody #b fo a #boring #saturday while listening to then @ batmandan's batcave URL 
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i want to be direct but… this is complicated 😐 
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someone should dm me i'm bored a'f , & hungry >.< 
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please follow me while i fold so you can mess up the same damn stack . #pointless #rude 
i sweaa >_< when we plan some first its i ain't got a ride then i make other plans he call me and say sea you at i'm here ? wtf im thru 
i hate giving a %100 but only get back %25. 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME i'm home i wish i coul d: ((( 
niggas stay playing the good girls , but keep these hoes happy . damn shame . 😒 👎 <<<<<<< 
that awkward moment when people send me pictures of you 😂 😂 😂 😂 #gross 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME u guys always leave USERNAME out #rude jk haha 
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but really people should come over cause im bored dx or come get me ? ! (: 
USERNAME 😒 sorry ! ! i'm trying to figure out this paper too 
my mom better not forget about me at work 😒 
40 minute wait 😑 😕 #hungry #mm #loveithere USERNAME USERNAME @ pappadeaux seafood kitchen URL 
they tlkn bout my ass big as the sun 😒 
i'm on the 91 freeway and this guy has no lights on 😒 like dude what the fuck👊💢 smfh 
ground flaxsee d: flushed with an inert gas . great nutty taste . for your health 
that's just who i am .. say whatever the fuck u want . but when it comes to maryjane 👋 😏 ... in one ear n out the other 
okay , so i need to find a job .. an apartment .. and a car within the next week . this will be fun 😒 
one 20 minute break for a 12 hour shift 😑 
that awkward moment when you hug one of your exes and your hands accidentally touch 😐 
city lights . grubbin time w/ USERNAME and USERNAME #p dx @ windows lounge & rooftop terrace URL 
this is probably the first weekend i stay home #bored 
really not in the mood to do anything lol . #bored #dontwanttodoanything 
honestly i have no idea how i’m surviving without seat warmers 😖 😖 😖 
blogge d: day at the pinakothek der moderne with USERNAME URL 
so i guess there's a ufc fight tonight that everybody's excited to watch & i could care less about . 😒 
think it's #rude when they try to give you your check and you're not even done eating ! no tip for you ! #feelrushed 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yeah guys thanks for noticing my shout out 😐 
trying to be friends with everyone is just too difficult and unrealistic these days 😒 
#te dx victoria #first power donna morton you rock ! ! 
since that day i started high school everything change 😒 
someone in the back is being a baller counting that money .. USERNAME 💵💵💵 😏 😁 😄 URL 
idk why you'd think i'd give a damn .. my avi shows that i don't 😒 
it's like people have never seen fireworks before 😒 . #ihatepeople 
USERNAME USERNAME how come you assholes didn't stop me 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME why doesn't my name have a heart 😐 
fml i have so much hw and i've been sleeping all day 😒 😵 🔫 #lazybutt 
this movie really isn't as funny as other madea movies 😐 
my house would be perfect for a party too bad my parents are always home 😒 
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emerson emergency room shut down after mysterious white powder foun d: concord (cbs) – a suspicious white powder was ... URL 
sitting on balcony reading by candlelight listening to rain fall into the pool ... candlelight is not bc i'm fancy . the light bulb blew out 😐 
i've been best friends with this kid since 6th grade but i swear he has attitude for days ! #chillthehellout 👊 😒 
someone kik me or imessage me . 😐 i'm to bored . 
treat me good , i'll treat you better . 😏 
USERNAME happened to me earlier . but then i had work 😒 
who cares if twinkies go out of business #theysuck #disgusting 
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USERNAME omg it was so busy and we were understaffed 😒 
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wow . did u rele just say i look like fiona from shrek ? USERNAME #rude #scarred ;( 
USERNAME yes , i've had the biggest crush on him since forever >.< 💘 lol 
today's one of those days i don't care about any thing i just wanna sleep dx 
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you wanna play ignore me . ha two can play that game ! 📲 😏 
at any moment now those tweets should start appearing on my tl 😑 
that awkward moment when you get called .... 😒 USERNAME 
i have bud .. ? yeah now watch eerryone gonna wanna chill now 😒 
is there a reason you dont have a twitter 😒 
i am such a good friend .. i hook people upp . ya know 😏 
see ya ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 18 others) URL 
bad terms wit my girl nd her not talking to me is making it worse .... >.< 
it so quite in the house without my dad . #boring 
#te dx victoria this event has been emotional and life changing . tks te dx victoria 
announcer me: hahaha , i mean all you can do is laugh at that ! da d: wjwn you're 111th , its 111th best def ! 
after all these years i still get scared watching the grudge 😫 😖 
USERNAME yeah , bc i'm not watching .. smh 😒 
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it's 5:18 and these girls .. USERNAME & USERNAME are still sleeping . haha should i wake them up or make them miss the beaver game ? 😏 
jus passed by a billboard that said br murder rate is higher than chicago's 😒 
i don't like when people stare at me . 😒 unless you're cute ...... 😏 you can stare if you're cute . ☝ 
love is like quicksan d: the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out . 
edite d; yesterday's photo shoot . she was absolutely amazing to work with , excited to finish up the rest of the photos ! #feedbackwouldbenice 
so excited to go to rose garden to see USERNAME & USERNAME #dualing20s #cousins #tigershockey #p dx winterhawks URL 
USERNAME don't get shit on ! then i'd have to call you shit head 😏 😂 
USERNAME girl no one likes the seahawks . just their uniforms #rude #getitstraight why u gotta bring skittles into this ? hahah 
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USERNAME wrong answer ! ugh u hate me ! 😒 
oh and thanks USERNAME for spamming my phone while i was at work . that royally pissed me off 😒 
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i'll never ever let a broke bitch disrespect me 😖 😣 👊💢 
wishin i had sum one too talk to . ! >_< . feelin lonley ' ! 
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no one from richland ever wants to do anything but smoke 😑 fucking lame ass lil potheads 
da d: yea those gauges are gonna look real great when you're 70. oh i'm sorry cause i forgot the rest of your body looks amazing at that age 
USERNAME hahaha that’s the weirdest thing i’ve ever heard lovebug >.< 
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i wish this weenie sitting beside me would scoot his big ass over . 😒 😒 😒 
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ima lil boy ? ha .. you know da deal 😏 
today i realized i can't rely on some of my friends to be committed 😐 
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enjoying his michelada . also picture d: our ugly kitchen . @ the art cave URL 
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USERNAME noo a kiss and a hug ? might even throw in a high five if your lucky 😏 
USERNAME i know i will but im still gonna feel bad ! d: 
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one i my supervisors told me i look just like the main boss's wife ... now the 'no wonder you got hired' jokes ensue ! 😑 🔫 
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scraped the shit out of my knee cap last night ? like how the hell did that even happen 😒 
USERNAME i'maa show it off to your face c;< & lol why you lying jennyfer ? d; you dont want everybody to know the truth ? cx 
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i wish jennifer would've fired me today instead of yesterday 😒 
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USERNAME i have to go to church in the morning :( lol but christmas break ... 😏 
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seen way too many scary movies to feel okay babysitting at night 😣 
just made the best pasta eva ! just call me chef christina 😏 
hold up , how are we going to kalahari tomorrow if his slow ass works tomorrow 😒 
me & my girls should pass by the empire tonight 😏 ` 
bad bitches & her friends sipp a fifth of gin 😼 
finally in ac .. idk what i was thinking wearing brand new shoes 😐 
i remember why i quit hanging out w these people 😒 
relationships in union county . your either single an with everybody or in a relationship were everybody's out to ruin it . #hatetweet #girls 👋👎 😒 
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that's my cue to shut the fuck up . i hate texting i'm ready for you to come fucking home ! i hate when you work weekends 😖 😣 
USERNAME son of beetch ! haha sometime this year . tba 😏 
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USERNAME look what i just found on soundclou d: URL 
anyone wanna snapchat ? ! ? add me up .... gurbs #snapchat #bored 
#te dx beaconstreet USERNAME on using technology and data to personalize how we learn online . URL 
i wanna slap the asshole who decided to work me graveyard on thanksgiving . 😑 😑 😑 
going shopping late at night to be by myself #longday 😏 
um excuse this waitress . #rude she ain't talking about banging doe . 
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when i have to meet people i'm always fucked up .. 😒 
eu ia pra rússia em tres semanas mas nao vai rolar mais ! 😣 💔 🔫 
walking in the city by yourself is crazy right now ! #crowded #cantgetthrough 😠 😐 USERNAME 
you text me all week , but go ghost on the weekend , that's nice ! 😒 
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no one cares about or wants to see your nasty dead deer . #disgusting 
my sister definelty pulls an american accent out her ass when she's around her friends 😒 #yourscottishbitch 
USERNAME ha . i wouldn't text you back either ! 😏 
8 :3 0 and i'm doing nothing hahah wow #bored 
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USERNAME now go have fun with turkey .. tell him to wrap up the sausage 👌🍆 😏 
.. when my heart is overwhelme d: lead me to the rock that is higher than i-psalm 61:2 
hoy se bebe ! ! ! ! ! 🍻🍸 😏 
can always count on you , to fuck plans up 😒 
i don't see how people can lie , or steal from their parents . #disgusting #scum 
when i'm alone i tend to think about evil stuff 😼 
ladys please know the guy before you say smh hate see when ladys in a control relationship >.< 
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i'm hungry . but when i look at food my hunger goes away .. 😣 
USERNAME i was about to go somewhere but my auntie got here so i can't go no where >.< lol wbu 
i'm a leader not a follower ! unless of course it's dark and we just watched a super scary movie ! then your ass is going first ! 😏 😊 😂 
this social work term paper is not what i want to be doing right now .... 😣 🙅 
today was good ! hopefully tomorrow i can actually do something . 😏 
my sister be like looking like 😐 😐 . lmao 😂 
USERNAME rbs & he still try to get girls on fb d; #fail 
confirme d: petraeus mistress paula broadwell staying in $2m home down the street from me in mt . pleasant: URL 
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like what's up with your best friend” uww 😏 😏 😏 😂 👌 
am i the only one that thinks twinkies are gross and don't care that there not being made anymore ? ? ? #gross 
like i really felt bad for the other guy cuz his face was glubbed 😣 
i feel some kinda way .. 😒 the shit is crazy 
at the movies 😏 with my bae , we coolin tho this bitch taking years too come on 
attention worl d: froyoworld has nutella as a topping . that is all . 
USERNAME lmao no niggah ! i seperate my shit >.< 
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dezzy's da d: im an american ! i don't have a green card ! 
mr darcy is attending the ball tonight . miss (britney) elizabeth does not wish to see him tonight 😒 #classics #relatable 
i'm at union station amtrak (p dx ) (portland , or) URL 
woah i just realized i haven't left the house in two days .. 😐 👌 
there's people already camping out of bestbuy for #blackfriday 😐 
grandpa had condoms in his drawer last week , now they're gone .. what happened to #singlelife #gross 
checking out the likes of USERNAME at #p dx fashion event #mrman (@ the good mod workshop) [pic]: URL 
you know it's gonna be a good night when #mygoodiez is playing USERNAME 💁 😏 😇 
in the mood to just beat someone up hahahahha . #bored 
laying in bed all day cause your sick >>>> 😒 
#ihatewhen anons to follow you , and they dont . 😒 
ima start buying microwave dinners , majority of the time there's nothing to eat here 😣 
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kay i can hoses toy say i'm super jealous of how pretty everyone is and then there's me , it's like god wanted me to have the ugly jean 😒 
one might say i'm obsessed with vampire diaries . 😏 😏 😏 
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babysitting when i should be in clifton for the night with my brother and sister 😒 😑 #mylife #dafuck #woah 
i am so tired 😒 time to go babysit 😬 
why do stupid ass people call my phone and come at me sideways lol . see you when i see you 😆 😏 
USERNAME throw it up in the air shake it like you don't care #kudoro #english #ew 
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“USERNAME USERNAME is losing her voice .. is this a good thing ! ? hmm .. *talks it over with USERNAME 😒 
USERNAME lol . i still love you though . don't lie like you don't love me too 😏 
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USERNAME i don't get and angry rants but when ppl start running their mouths about soccer i just get like a crazy mean person 👊 😒 
USERNAME no ma'am . i'd fight for that one . & he been stuck since magic 😏 💏💑 
i just have something with soccer guys .-. & mostly if they are goalies d: lol 
horsing aroun d: horsing aroundsitting atop her glitter-covered horse - a pairing that towered 8 feet above the ... URL 
the first from europe 😏 @ la provence french bakery URL 
such a long wait til my game ! 😒 #juswannahoop 
USERNAME mason and i were laughing at them all and dad asked why the fuck that noise was . hahahahahaha . #gross #hatehatehate 
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told my mom that i wanted santa to bring me a puppy . she said santa isn't coming this year unless it's something else . #rude 
- a nice cold slice of coconut custard pie to the face right now 😏 👌 
telling everyone at chuckies cheese that chuckies my boyfriend . getting a lot of jealous looks from some little girls 😏 
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that pizza left a nasty ass taste in my mouth . #ew 
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i want to cry . like i don't understand why ! #gross 
at home , i'm the one who cooks for 3 mouths . and let me tell you , my food comes out pretty good 😏 
i hate driving in the rain . so scary 😖 😥 
i know bro .. i hardly get 2 come 2 mac tho .. 😒 
hoping a stalker doesn't show up to mannys house lmao 😱 😣 USERNAME 
my dogs are so stupid . when its raining there ouside when its raining & when its hot there in there house >.< 
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that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard . 😏 #yourewelcome 
my dads new girlfriend ruins watching the football game . #shutup 😒 
USERNAME these kids that i'm babysitting are motivating me not to have kids 😒 
he knows i won't let him borrow my car , so he won't even bother asking for it 😏 
USERNAME damn ! ! first time in a long time i won't be able to see sealy get beat by massa . 😱 😣 
guesd i'm staying home tonight , can't do anything on this ankle >.< 
watching a new show called catfish . an it has nothing to do with catfish ? ! ? 😐 USERNAME 
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tired of always feeling left out all the time .. 😒 
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i hate that i'm so weak to my temptations 😣 
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determination and perseverance move the worl d; thinking that others will do it for you is a sure way to fail . marva collins 
i shalldnt let the feelings come back thou dx but i just can't help it :( 
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you know it's going to be a boring night when your boyfriend tells you 😒 
someone's in bitch mode today . stop fucking bitching at me for every damn thing . 😒 
you're only acting like a dick cause i stopped talking to you haha why you mad ? 😏 
USERNAME i would see it again 😏 you wouldn't have to go alone . 
my dads gonna hate driving me all around everywhere that there gonna end up buying me a car again 😏 
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why doesn't my roommate realize that it's not okay to blast music so loudly that i have to turn my tv up all the way . #annoyed #rude 
i wanted to get me a buck ! ! 😒 
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i want to punch every little slut that makes my little sister cry . seriously . 😒 
gh mumm & pernod ricar d: f1 vip party ! #winnerscircle @ swift's attic URL 
niggas always trying to be funny && ion like comedians 😒 
if beebs (justin bieber) cant find love how are we supposed to ? 😣 😞 😒 😔 #melancholy 
friends be going to other colleges to party and not inviting me and USERNAME .. smh 😒 
USERNAME they are really gross ! why do they last do long ? ? d: #yuck 
what's the point in trying if no one cares ? 😒 
soo on black friday someone come visit me lol i work at lids from 7 a . m - 4 then hollister from 5 on >.< 
rocking this new blazer i got 👍 😏 @ banana republic URL 
USERNAME shut up , i do but i came for the weekend since i had nothing to do this weekend 😒 
my momma has a better party life at home then i do ... 😑 
oh no twitter it's cool only notify me when you want to 😒 
i don't like my mom's face when i sing in front of her . i don't know if she thinks i'm really good or bad . dx 
me in my #4yearold #nephew shirt . #weare ! #victoryy ps i am #sickashell #ugly #ew @ home URL 
there are 78 ingredients in a fast food burger . yikes . #te dx beaconst URL 
if i send you a cute text and your response back is your dead to me 😑 
i'm excited about my future . don't want to hear about it ? fine . don't want to support me ? fine . i have no problem leaving you behin d: ) 
i was hoping i wouldn't have to listen to really heavy slayer until i got back home but looks like i already got pissed 😑 👏 
collin you have no muscle put your shirt back on #ew 
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USERNAME truth be tol d: some men are just fucking stupid . 
bestfriend is bleaching my dread , hopefully it comes out >.< 
people act like they dk what the bronx wine is >.< 
spent the whole day with family now i wanna hang out with friends ! #iwanttoleave #bored 
i don't tell myself i knew who i was now i don't stop subtweeting about me and just tag me in it >.< 
i really really hate winter . i'm pale , cold and lazy , everything shocks me , my hair is staticky , my skin is dry and i can't stay hydrated . 😑 
which my bf wasn't such a grandpa ! ! ! i wanna go dance and relieve some of this stress and tension tonight .. 😈 😏 👴🙈💃🙅🎶 USERNAME 
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okay yeah that kind of bugs the shit out of me 😒 
ew it smells like straight b/o in my hallway 😳 😐 #butlerproblems 
USERNAME womp . i miss you too . screw fourth period stats >.< 
if i would've known this job required that much fuckin math i would've never applied . 😑 👎 
nobody wants smoothies when it's cold outside ! #jambaproblems #fuckwork #bored 
i hate being in a bad mood , it's so hard fore to get out of it 😑 😑 
i decided to spend the last half hour of my break in my car .. and now it's raining .. >.< 
my thoughts are the cold kin d; i’ve got storm clouds that are brewing behind my eyes . 
USERNAME i'm pretty sure it's a lie right ? 😣 
so tired ... i don't even remember what it's like not to be tired ... xd 😐 
mfs down here come outside even when it's cold with shorts & shit on , like the weather gone magically change 😒 
tonight should be a good ass night 😏 USERNAME USERNAME 
i'm such a lover boy .. 😏 can't help it 
yeah dooley , way to take my baby out of the game 😒 
daniels passed out .. but i don't wanna wake him up since has to go to work at 11 tonight 😒 
omg can i just shoot jade & dakota ? 😑 #idontlikehim 
being fake nice to girls who annoy me just to avoid the bullshit they would start <<< #ew #youresoannoying 😒 
i need a dutch ! lol this drive was so fuccin long 😣 
gotta stay smart for the honey dips 😏 ✊ @ ucla quad URL 
USERNAME USERNAME shoot the party don't start until i walk in 😏 
not likin the fact that my mom doesnt trust me 😩😫 😖 😕 😦 😑 
it makes me sick when old people date someone so much younger than them . #gross 
USERNAME jarrett born in shiraz , iran . american parents james e . bowman & barbara taylor bowman . religion reporte d: sunni muslim 
USERNAME USERNAME it would of been better instead the other two guys 😏 
just watched some girl get a tongue bath in the narrow gauge cinema lobby . #gross #gohome 
really wish i had something fun to do tonight .. 😒 
today one irritatting ass day g forreal 😤 😖 😥 
smh i just got mad on the low >.< ! 
so if i wanna pay a stripper in credit where i put tha card 😏 💳 
USERNAME ahh i'm so anxious i'm gunna peep my pants 😖 
& no every one , it's nothin' austin did , so don't get your hope up . 😒 
kay i can honestly say i'm super jealous of how pretty everyone is and then there's me , it's like god wanted me to have the ugly jean 😒 
USERNAME : see it's deff the complete opposite with me ! i think i bombed on the math section 😣 . 
& the way their butt's look in their pants 😏 >>>> 
pretending to get shot is one thing . getting shot with cucumbers is another ... >_< USERNAME 
drea moving to california 😕 😒 . ima miss her bitch ass . 
kay i can honestly say i'm super jealous of how pretty everyone is and then there's me , it's like god wanted me to have the ugly gene 😒 
USERNAME a doe , and i shot at a cayote and missed 😒 but im goin tomm 
i hate when people text me all shady like . 😒 
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saw breaking dawn part 2 last night ! it was amazing , but now it's over and i have nothing else to do d: lol 
yeah , just telling you cesar they don't even go in the water 😒 
USERNAME wait . lol i got a 100% too . then what brought down our grades ? 😐 
hanging out with my cat and watching toy story until i get to see my boyfwienn d: )) 
tonight , we finna turn all the way up .. me and my cousins all turned 18 within the last month so we finna clown 👌👌 😏 😏 😏 
😒 😒 😒 why would u get me sugar free cake ? that beats the point of cake 
i asked madison is she had a good day and she said leave me alone i'm eating my booger lmao #eww 
black ops 2 waiting for me back at the crib . haven't played it yet because i'm out of town >.< 
#te dx beaconstreet laurent adamowicz on what our food eats and the cost it has on our lives . URL 
care to sit down let's talk it out one on one without a crow d; ) 
my ass should be out right now .. but instead i'm cuddling with my dog . #reeaalattractive 😒 
i'm such an awkward turtle when you put me in the spot . so try and not to . d; 
i strongly dislike my gramas house . i can never get good signal >_< 
i have a lot of friends that want to hang but i'm just not in the mood lately ! call me lame but people just annoy me . 😒 
lol ... i know right ! the best in all of az ! 👊 😏 
but she still didn't face time me ! 😒 😡 
since homeboy won't straighten up and fly right he's getting cut #byebye #bangbang 🙅👊 😒 
some of USERNAME word mix-ups from this weeken d: 'larged' instead of 'lodged ,' 'bart' -- 'butt ,' 'loss nech -- 'loch ness .' that is all 
i guess it's okay to argue over twitter when you're over 20 years old 😏 smh . 
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chillin in this west parking lot , waiting for mercedes tho . cause ima good friend 😏 
USERNAME lol i hate you ! send me a video lets see if its true 😏 
my bf says my combat boots are serial killer boots . 😠 😒 
watching: mankin d: the story all of us . history channel .. i love history ! 
someone bring me soup to make me feel better 😣 
there not ready for this curve ball 😏 jward1718 @ boardwalk bowl URL 
bosan doo b dx 2 kt umah nie tgok katon jer ! 
these kids have been off the hook since we got here ! i don't wanna leave but i'm ready to get some quiet time 😫😫😫😫 😑 
my da d: and don't you challenge your grandma to a pitcher drinking race . that woman can drink her beer . #proudgranddaughter 
i don't know what to ask for at work for the christmas party >.< 
i forgot how much i love oil painting ! 6 years was too long ! ! ! #oilpainting #p dx #artstu @ blue plume studio URL 
USERNAME i knoow i'm just gonna text and vent to you allnight ! 😏 
USERNAME lmfao my neighbor has one , it's fuckin annoying 😒 lolol 
oh god please don't let me of lost my earphones or ima flip ! ! ! ! d; 
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bitches that wear sweaters and sandals>>>> you stupid , hoe ? ? 😒 
i really want to tweet some things , but i can't because somehow you'll end up seeing them . 😐 #refrain 
i'm always on my phone .... but it's not like i'm addicted to it or anything 😏 
my mom broke one of my tapers d: *drinks bleach* 
still mad USERNAME rather be in bed then here i see you ok 😏 
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oh so you take forever to reply back to a text and/or tweet while i await ... 😒 oh okay 
>.< my brother started a fucking fire in my house his dumb can't cook now the fire department here 
this idiot would zoom the pic just to see my boobs 😒 
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USERNAME ughh yeap sucks but maybe i can stay up dx 
wake up in the mornin feeling like p . diddy . #bored URL 
USERNAME lmfaoo really im at my baby cousins paarrttyy >.< im aboudda eat 
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i'm scared to get fat , ! i wont let that happen' ! >.< 
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USERNAME do you think i give a fuck ? see what i did there 😏 
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yeaa were deff u jus said that to get me off ur back 😑 
USERNAME i wanna see it but everyone saw it already 😒 
this guy just sent me a picture of his pp on kik ... um can you not ✋ 😒 
i need to stop punching people/things .. it's getting worse 😖 URL 
neko just did an unmentionable thing . #spontaneousbathtime #gross #poop #roll #roundgraphy @ the shire URL 
USERNAME happy bday again sis ! i'm sure you didn't see my first tweet 😼 
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where ? d: rt USERNAME USERNAME i seen you ;) 
frooze my ass off at costal to see csu lose 😔 😒 #winsomelosesome #funday 
when guys like pictures of girls that has big boobs , and big booty . 😑 #ofcourse #hoes 
USERNAME lmfao oh . that's dumb though . why is your face like 😑 ? 
listening to music dancing alone because USERNAME and USERNAME left me at my house because #bored #smh 
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USERNAME USERNAME jasmine she doesn't like us anymore ! we aren't hood enough ! d: 
one bad thing about me is i will bitch and bitch until i get what i want 😏 
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making plans with someone at noon and they're still not here . 😒 
USERNAME - * screams in you ear* , anti fuckerr ! >_< 
the texture of my hair . >>> soft and smooth 😏 
how could you cheat on such a beautiful girl like that #nasty #ew 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 
he said he wanted earmuffs because it was cold . oh i gave him earmuffs alright 😏 if u know what i mean . 
with my sense of humor and good looks , our kids would be perfect 😏 
i'm suppose2 be gettinq dress rqht now . but i'm all on twitter 😏 
watch me be in this relationship all by myself lol -tiraj 😁 😒 
why must people that go to the movies by themselves sit in the middle of a row ? #rude #movetotheend 
i feel like a bad influence i'm always peer pressuring to try new shit with me >.< 
i need a fuckeen ' job ! i hate asking for moneey >.< 
minh is diggin for gold up in his nose tonight . #gross #almostmaine 
. USERNAME saints won 4 of last 5 games while their coach is banne d: URL … via USERNAME 
USERNAME my name is emblem follow me .. close enough ? 😏 
trying to take a much needed nap but the neighbors are blastingg sexy and i know it 😑 #ihatelivingnexttofrats 
bout that time of year again .. #bloodynoseseason #hatewinter 😒 😷 
cold/rainy p dx means vintage coat collection comes off mothballs , if they still make em , and if they do , moths are prob used to them by now . 
i brought my ipad to a wedding , there's no service 😑 USERNAME @ olm beer booth URL 
USERNAME you were supposed to be the one to respond which you did 😏 so when's the date boo ? 
and this guy .. was just peeing in the middle of the street . casual as can be . #nasty #neworleans 
i think for the first time in my life i'm early for an event - pfft this shit is overrated 😑 
USERNAME they were good tho ;o except the last one >.< 
gurl i know you see me watchin the color purple .. shut the hell up #rude 
it's sounds like the guy on 100.3 is singing d: #dontgetcrazy 
i hate when people don't text back ... 😑 😠 
ok guy cutting your nails on bart ... are you serious ? #yesijustgaveyouadirtylook #gross 
been speaking spanish since 2pm . i might ad d: well enough to have a meaningful conversation . hurts to speak english now . cool ... 
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USERNAME and USERNAME please clean your bathroom asap #boybathrooms #yuck 
bitches be like bitch please , everybody knows you've done at least 5 guys . 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME - your still antii towardss mee ! what can ii doo to let youu stop doing that ? >_< 
elvin w his dominican rap . 😑 😑 😂 😂 😂 😂 terrible 
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this weather fucks up your lips dawg , lol wtv . not like i'm gonna kiss anybody anyways v.v 
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i'm def . not down for another brennan vs . warren twitter fight . 😒 
fake af , you ion like it shut me up 😒 
i've heard so many great things about #twilight breaking dawn pt . 2 i want to see it ! 😒 😔 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME peeps , no one on this just me & crystal >.< 
i only had 2 do 90 burpees today , so out of 35 obstacles i only didn't finish 3. they were all stupid balancing ones too -____- 😒 
USERNAME y'all have five walmarts but only one academy .. 😒 
USERNAME you're the one that brought it up .. ! 😒 and you know i don't like talking about it .. 
why old ass one arm uncle think it's ok too walk around in his boxers tho 😒 😷 😂 😂 😡 
at USERNAME for the USERNAME game . is there a reason why the hot dogs taste like they poured a pound of salt in every link ? #yuck 
looking at the clock and realizing i still have 5 hours left if work 😒 
sometimes i really hate being home alone at night 😒 
i should go get a beer & see if my stomach ache goes away 😏 
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today my brother and i were like the golden children 😏 
nothing is worse and i mean #nothing is worse than bad breath #disgusting #gross #bartenderprbs 
er time 😢 😷 😖 #sick #thissucks #er #emergencyroom #hospital #ihatehospitals #hu @ boca raton regional hospital URL 
USERNAME USERNAME y'all know you enjoyed it best convos y'all had 😏 
a dream is a wish your heart makes . well then how come none of mine will come true . 😒 #justthinking 
of course i will still go out even if i'm dying with a cold . 😒 
how you gone be ugly , and have an attitude 😒 
getting all dressed up to do absolutely nothing . awesome ! #butnot 😒 
USERNAME what can a man do to get hooked up with a free backpack ! d: 
if you tell me not to smile i'm automatically going to smile 😏 
oh wait ... i'm my boyfriends dd tonight . great 😒 
i think 8 will be our lucky number . hopefully not the number of kids we have . 😐 
some days i feel lonely as fuck ! ! and then i get emotional . hahah 😑 
USERNAME - but ii alwayss havee too mention youu or whatever , first ! >_< 
USERNAME it is but my brother was taking me out to celebrate tonight bc he's working on monday . i get off maybe at 3, idk yet . d: 
going in pet stores and getting so sa d: ( it reminds me of charlie ! ! ! #sadtweet #iwantallthepuppies 
i can't decide if i should do something tonight or not 😒 
i'm super bored . so i thought about doing my late work for math then decided , fuck chan i'd rather be bore d: p 
but i ain't santa ,, 🎅 i got somethin for these bad bitchez too 😏 
damn bitch had my schedule all fucked up , so i missed a shift & showed up for a shift i didn't need . 😒 alright anya . 
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rt- USERNAME cold toilet seats <<<<<< 😣 😖 😫 😕 . - lmao 
i really hope my mom brings me home some t bell ..... 😏 
haven't texted cece in a while but i barely like her or whatever 😒 😂 😂 
catching your baby daddy in a bold faced fucking lie . >>> 😑 👌 😏 
nothing like having mother nature pay youu a visit 😒 
channing tatum's strip scenes in magic mike are just ........... my god 😮 😏 😆 
i wish i knew what was causing all of these headaches 😒 
damn , it's 'don't text baylee back when she is freaking out' day i swear 😒 😔 
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USERNAME shh , girl of course i am ! 😏 
USERNAME ok last time , damn u sexy as hell ... this beach is so beautiful tonight u would be perfect in this setting (bites lip) 😖 
my mom trying to make me get out the car at this ghetto ass gas station like fck no 😒 lmao 
USERNAME ooh you're making it so secretive .. countin down the minutes 😏 
those moods you get texts and ignore every one . #hateit #sorry 
gees ! ! ! i'm over here at work while everyone is at santas enchanted forest ! ! i'm so mad lol 😣 😢 😣 
someone has that fucking doll again and is running down the halls with it 😒 
never mind i thought i was at 1999 😒 but i'm getting there #1984 
got my eyebrows threaded for the fist time today . d: 
i didn't realize how red and swollen my ears are from piercing them 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME idk i'm just chillen probably ain't gonna drink .. 😣 
i wanna go out with a white boy . 😏 
overhear d: she said this after a double-shot of tequila . #barstars #mississippiinseattle 
this ain't helping ! ! ! ! ! 😒 😡 
me after eating a piece of my mom's birthday cake . #fatkidproblems #stuffed 🍰 😐 URL 
finding the perfect song is so damn hard , now i want to do , brand new me .... ugh d: i just want to be able to deliver my song well 
USERNAME it isn't even big enough to be called a town 😒 
😏 “USERNAME lol rt USERNAME bitches be like ... i'm a hustler lol with 10 bucks in your account “USERNAME ... URL 
USERNAME wait how could you be creepy if you have lamas ? everyone with a lama is soo cool ... 😐 
USERNAME if that's in reference to today's game , it's not appreciated . lol 😒 
work sucks today .. #bored #heb #iwannagohome @ h-e-b URL 
i need someone to babysit my fish when i'm in dallas . he's really nice and easy to get along with . any takers ? ? ? 😐 
my parents have the volume all up on purpose . omg dx 
i've been on 74 leaving charlotte for 15 minutes . 😑 someone call & keep me company . 
i wanna get my fucking peircings ! ! ! ! >.< 
i've heard so many great things about #twilightbreakingdawn 🎬part 2 ! i want to see it ! 😒 😔 
tonight ! comedy from USERNAME folks fabs tyson ballew and kristen allen-zito , and p dx punk rock tiny knives USERNAME drop by maybe ? 
watching dream house for the first time . we'll see how this goes 😐 
i finally found USERNAME and USERNAME remote ... #hair #ew @ ncsu - syme residence hall URL 
USERNAME if you're talking about what i think you're talking about then yes . unless you told her not to tell me , then no . >.< 
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i wish my birthday would come a little quicker .. >.< 
USERNAME of coursse 😏 ( saying of course in kevin's accent >>>> ) 
i have never felt more disgusting in my entire life . #gross #ashamed 
one day my phone get all the love , then the next day it's soo dry 😑 #fwm 
USERNAME USERNAME we would but she's writing a paper and making me watch 😒 
USERNAME so i cant believe we could have played tennis today ..... but we didn't 😑 
it would suck to being born 3,000 years ago ... be a hard life shit . 😐 
this slut is obssed with his cat-back 😒 #myannouncervocieissobad lol URL 
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i love making you laugh because for those few seconds , i made you happy and seeing you happy , it makes me happy too . 😏 
got black ops 2 &' my mom says i can't play it 😒 whatta crock 😁 
that only thing holding me back from going out is my lip ... it looks #gross ! ! ! ! ! ! 
why waste your time stalking my life ? just stop . 😑 
i'm already at 73% and we not anywhere near my destination . 😒 😒 . 
USERNAME it's the worst . it doesn't help that we live in the middle of no where in a huge farm house 😖 
i get invited to hangout with people and i have to pick up my sister from work and pick my mom up whenever she's ready to come home 😑 
somebody's gonna give you a lesson in leavin , somebody's gonna give you back what you've been given 😏 👊 
the drive to maryland is so brutal ! 😑 🚘 
there's no need for me to go out when there's coquito on deck 😏 🍹🍸🍻🍺 
USERNAME your an amazing irish .. and and and i love you and you should follow me 😖 😖 please ? ! 
all i want is for the boys and i to be friends , but they won't even notice me >_< 
girl you in luck , i'm free tonight ! like every other night 😒 
snapchat me , snapchat u back , u open it , and dot answer 😒 
USERNAME single now so i guess i'm gonna have to 😞 😒 
ok nevermind ... got kicked out of the exit row 😒 #insertanothercomplaintaboutbeingtoobigforairplanes 
i love having all of my moms credit card info . 😏 
USERNAME lmaoo . i wish ! aint nobody to make it live with 😒 
. USERNAME damnit i forgot my scarf and shirt and umbrella at #te dx victoria . are they still there ! 
i'm stuck in the hood when i could've been in orlando fml 😒 😭 😭 😭 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm not sure but i'm sufficiently confused . 😣 
USERNAME she wants me to be pregnant . she doesn't give a shit about the baby juices as long as they're good looking baby juices 😒 
all i'm trying to do is get this damn paycheck and dip .. just pay me for your damn groceries and leave . mfs trying to see what race i am ... 😒 
and in that case . they can both just go jump off cliffs now . 😏 
ain't no $&USERNAME like the one i got ! 👉 😏 👈 
i guess it's a hard rock type of night 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME lol now i am too ! ! >_< 
like seriously ? do i have to spell my feelings out for people to understand them ? better yet let me stand on a ledge and shout them . 😒 
when i am upset i bake .. so baking i will do 😒 
oomf is just so cute that i hate them 😏 
USERNAME goo d: '3 its the best . i've rewatched it like 846598435 times :3 
i wish you would stay off my twitter ! ! ! keeping my phone in my pocket forever . #rude #stopcreepin 
hahaha tony has me under his phone as ha not funny ✋ 😏 
my dads going through another midlife crisis . new black truck chromed out ? not necessary jake . #numbersdontlie 😑 
digging through garbage bags because i thought i lost my keys <<<<<<< #eww 
last night was so fun . met a sexy guy with a sleeve 😏 😏 😏 😏 
dank nugs appears to be back on at the sellwood public house ! #getsome #nanobrewery #p dx beergeeks #freshhop 
when i wanna find out something i always find a way to ! i'm a little private detective 😏 👀 
USERNAME haha fuck i thought we could tell people 😏 
i gotta get my body movin , shake the stress away 😏 
who wants the 8888th tweet ? 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
i'm pretending ashley is a hot guy and we are here on a date . 😏 
and at times like these i could just vent to you without you judging me or saying anything that would piss me off .. 😒 
rt "USERNAME check out the car racer blake koch drove this weekend in honor of tripp halstea d: URL awesome ! 
USERNAME alright i'm done ! in the words of alesana 👋👋 p . s . your still not funny ! 😑 
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i just spend $7 on yellow monkey yogurt ... USERNAME why weren't you working so i could have a discount ? 😒 
USERNAME now that we've already established the elephant in the room ... 😏 😏 
how did i know yanni would retweet that ... 😒 
the day i leave jacksonville i'm never never ever coming back 😒 
i bet #oomf is so funn to hang out with , ☺ 😏 
then on day i couldn't breath so they had to call the ambulance to flush me out >.< 
USERNAME that was the worst tournament ever 😑 😪 😓 
i'm just a little aggravated idk what to think 😒 
it's 7:20pm & i'm drunk off my ass ....... 😑 😳 
headed home . a lot on my mind . 😏 
honestly . if i went to an all boys school , i would've quit wrestling already . #hateit 
bre stop you know ricky ain't gonna let you go 😏 😂 
i be bored as fuck at home , & me having adhd not having anything to do is bad 😣 
USERNAME this slut is obssed with his cat-back 😒 #myannouncervocieissobad lol URL 
these twitter celebs be getting on my damn nerves . u have only contributed nice , possibly photoshopped , pics to this world . that’s it…… 😒 
USERNAME umm so i know you saw my tweet earlier ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME 😒 shit not funny i just thought about how dumb i am 
mommy calling me telling my kid is sick . is the worst ferling eva . especially when im 3 hrs away . just wanna be close to her right now 😒 😒 😒 
#te dx victoria was a great #success #stimulating the #heart #mind and #soul @ victoria conference centre URL 
my tummy is so angry at me right now ! ! 😔 😫 😖 
yelling at the tv . where were those blocks ? ! ! ! 😑 
ehh i don't give a shit about anything anymore . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i agree that cece should've gone home ... can't believe she's lasted this long ! horrible , shaky voice 😣 
phone gonna be dead before i get home . 😖 
🎧do my dance on yo dx ck , oohh you know you love this shxt🎧 
USERNAME lmao you have all week to take me 😏 
USERNAME that's pretty weir d; i've had an hspa+ galaxy nexus for months without issue , and an original hspa galaxy s for years before it . 
we're not friends , we're strangers with memories . 😔 😒 
i learned the hard way that it's better to just leave sleeping dogs lie 😑 😯 
my dad and mr . mac= besties💘 😒 🔫 #myviceprincipal URL 
i hate i half watch an episode of csi & only know half the answers 😐 #damnitcasey #everytime 
should not have chiefed before i came to dinner with my grandparents 😞 😣 😖 
ready for tonight #tj #quince #poppin #lookingugly #eww #lol ✨✌ @ tijuana URL 
USERNAME blah ok >.< even though if i go over ? lol and ask ? 
damn kansas getting beat ... maybe we'll be playing notre dame in the natty 😏 
USERNAME i know ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! can't wait to see 😏 👌 
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this movie is about to be sick . ! 😏 👌 
i didn't even get any cake pops ! d: #depressed USERNAME 
i wanna see breaking dawn pt 2 again ! !it was soo goo d: ) 
2 faced girls , get off my line . ✋ like no , i don't talk to y'all 😒 ✌ 
davian is eating his taco salad with ketchup .. #disgusting 😲 
USERNAME 😒 no i'm not stupid .... i just wanted us to stay in the game for a while , which we did . then we lost it big time . haha 
i really don't like to be woken up when i'm trying to sleep so i'm not cranky >.< 
USERNAME i told my mom i was gonna stay home >.< 
USERNAME ill believe it when i see it . 😏 
USERNAME wish you could join 😭 😭 😭 i'll give her a hug for you , through me 😏 
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i really want subway but it'll be closed by the time the play is over . 😑 
😐 what happened to fuck ? ? see now u fucking up 😔 
USERNAME 😏 ❄⛄cold as they come babe , cold as they come 
USERNAME learned a combo to show me a good time today .. it was a good time 😏 #ianeastwood #adorable wish you were here ! ! ! 😭 
dad tells me: imma fuck you up you punk ass motha fucka ! ! >.< 
ut isn't playing with any heart , not even playing for their coach's existence . bray's given up , everyone's throwin their arms up #disgusted 
i feel like a old woman .. my back hurts and i'm laying in bet at 8 :3 0 😒 👵 
USERNAME lmao shaataap v.v i re-read it and yupp fml , next time i'll re-read cx 
my name must taste goo d; it's always in someone's mouth 
william my bb jus wlked in an i cried 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😏 
even if you are joking , it's uncalled for . and you're not funny . 😒 
i wish i could just sleep with a bag of doritos next to me while my bitch is giving me fruit punch ........ oh yeah 😏 😌 ✊👍👌 
i'm so col d: ( ... i cnt feel my body at all 
children without proper discipline kills me especially when you see them walking around the bus and the mother doesn't do nothing 😡 😒 😒 
the most least supportive person in the worl d: dina from married to jonas . 
anybody wanna cuff me ? no . oh okay 😒 👌 
most of these hoes single like a newport cig cause they that 1 outta 20 that'll give yo ahh cancer 😐 
keif is in da house #orlandrew #gabebdayrager @ the swagpa d: knights circle , ucf URL 
sc born , sc raised , i'm sc faithful , i'm sc great . i bleed golden yellow , cardinal re d; and when i die i'll be sc dead ! 
her fiancé gave me the 😑 look cause she was smiling at me ! ! hahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME i miss you & liv & how things used to be .. it makes me wanna cry 😒 
bowling with nate ... this should be slight work 🙌 😏 
USERNAME lol sounds cool . i wouldn't go anywhere unless i had money tho lol . we had to pay for a room for his bro too 😒 
stop call me babydad lolz 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
haven't seen USERNAME since 8 this morning . so #booboo 😐 
soo im suggestinq trendinq topics dosent matter anymore on twitter 😑 
ha , at least gianna has someone to be cute with 😏 
if you smack your lips and talk with food in your mouth , you should not be allowed to eat 😒 #petpeeve 
USERNAME USERNAME last time i visited it was super awkward 😒 😐 
USERNAME i have to see it soon ! i'm so jealous right now 😒 
i made elvis sit on the counter to kiss me 😏 just because i wanted to go on my tippy toes 
ii hate the smell of them cancer sticks #yuck ! 
i'm not going too the silver fox my crew not here 😒 😔 
i wish christmas movies were on 😒 🎄🎅🎁 i would watch them alsatian everyday ! 😏 
how epic would it be if a team case raced with natty ice #caseracefromheaven 😐 
oomf <<< better be lucky oomf anit mines cause we would have a promble 💢👊❗ 😒 
USERNAME oh now u want to mention me but couldn't say good morning 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME i really do wanna kick it though ! so i expect a text when you get to colorado ! 😏 
😞 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 espinoza paz is never going to tweet me back ! ! ! ! ! ! wahh . 
USERNAME i'm just tired of people getting to pick and choose what job they want to do and me having to pick up their slack . 😒 
putting some shania twain on my phone , that was my bitch back in the day 😏 🎼🎸🎶 
almost my whole chest piece is showing , gotta love wearing tanks to shows 😑 
s/o to USERNAME aka cutie w the eyes lol 😏 
USERNAME not my fault ! mom said to stay nd watch a movie 😒 
i want friendlys nd USERNAME USERNAME are not listening to me 😑 
if she stank , tell that hoochie to take a bath & use some de-nosh ! (2chainz voice) she gone learn today ! (kevin hart voice) lmao #bored 
sa d; eat . happy; eat . depresse d; eat . lonely; yes . bore d; eat . all the time; eat . how am i not fat ... ? 
those days when you get sick out of nowhere . 😑 i fucking hate them . 
“USERNAME 😱 😵 😲 😦 😧 😟 😯 😐 😶 wtf ! ! 😪😷 URL <-- thaa fuck ? 
the little girl i babysit just started crying over toy story 3 😣 #goingtobealongnight 
gsp will win by decision .... again 😒 let's eat 😄 @ buffalo wild wings URL 
i still have to do these damn puppets 😒 #thisisstupid #notrelatedtoenglishclass 
at least we going out to eat 😒 cuss so far this day has been 🐄💩 
ugh well at least now i have an hour and a half to go 😑 lol 
i need some hot tea or hot chocolate for my scratchy throat 😖 
[-°-°]- <be mine) [- >.< ]-<go away) . story of my life xd 
USERNAME darca isn't trash .. amy isn't trash ... coach stracula isn't trashh 😏 
USERNAME not not him either . this guy should have took it . 😏 js that ball woulda been like ⚽💨 
uhh i wish my ears would instantly not be sore 😖 
#nobodylikes a liar did i say that already oh well 😏 
USERNAME you know , ive actually been slacking on my clocktime d: lmao #missyou #hangoutasap (: 
of course pay masters get no respect from hoes 😒 😂 😂 
you realize your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch 😑 😩 😱 😆 
sometimes i have to bite this tongue of mine 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 #rare 
light up ocala for 5 hrs . just no 😒 
forgot my restrictions pw on my iphone .. and my ow was my bday 😒 
texted oomf and they with they boyfriend , well excuse me then 😒 
police: woman kidnapped baby in scheme to help jailed boyfrien d: infant found alive abandoned in the coldin an ... URL 
USERNAME i see what you did there 😏 i have a whole month too . 
rapping clears my mind . whole time i just write it on the note pad 😐 
jerhi just called me a pothead ! ! how dare he ! ! lol 😒 
just give me a few mins USERNAME .. well once you have me you'll want it for hours 😏 
wanna go home , & get tonight started already 😒 
i think furgus should get his butt whooped by this cute guy . 😏 
my brother's dog is whining like a baby . #mybrotherisgone 😒 
😑 😑 can't wait till my birthday #21 #havingablast #april7th #hurryup 
i've been asleep this while day and woke up just now .. 😳 😤 😑 wow ! ! 
nothing to do but listen to the social shakedown & get on played out ass twitter .. 😣 
when people say there here to fuck shit up like no bitch you have to be here 😑 
i want my canker site to go the fuck away 😒 #sorrynotsorry 
USERNAME your salty cuz llamas are cuter than you thought 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i hear ya , and thanksgiving will suck for me since my brother , wife , & 5 kids all cowboys fans ! ! ugh ! ! 😣 
i feel like this next year will be slow .. i just wanna be 16 & get my license . #freshmanproblems 😒 
why why why do you have to hunt .. that's some redneck shit 😒 #thatsthatshitidontlike 
maybe a bonding night with my sister if my mom isn't too mad at me 😒 
if his drunk ass keeps talking to me . i'm gonna have to get rude . 😒 😒 
my cat killed a baby mouse 🐭 😖 😪 .. i gave it a funeral using a spoon .. #rip 
we killed a deer you guys #jk #eww USERNAME URL 
kelsey's parents would not approve of this ! 👋 😖 #icecream URL 
USERNAME he's just not that into you nan that's why 😏 
we think derek dooley is a fantastic coach . signe d: watson brown , gerry dinardo , rod dowhower , woody widenhofer , and robbie caldwell 
this migraine << 😣 . calling it an early night . 
just realized that since 1 i've been getting paid 16.50 😳 😏 
life is too short to be sad . choose to be happy . 😏 
to the people behind me in the movies , please take your feet off of the seat , and proceed to put your shoes back on . your feet stink . 😒 😷 
got my mom the perf christmas present 😏 ⌚ #mk 
i hate when masyn watches this ghost stuff . #iwannashootmyself #scaredaf 😣 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 😁😁 😖 
i like being able to talk to someone for hours and not get bored of them . 😏 😔 
my phone fell out my jacket and i can't find it 😖 😖 😖 
just had 4 monsters . i don't think i'll sleep good tonight >.< 
finally in bed after working a loongg 12 hour day ! 😐 
i'm lame and ready to go home right now 😒 
USERNAME i'm wearing my te dx buffalo 2011 shirt :-) 
USERNAME im making pasta but she wont let me use any tomato sauce .... so its just noodles 😒 
i love a man who can carry himself like a boss . 😏 👏👌💵 
why are all the hot guys taken ? 😒 😞 #notfair 
possibly annoying thing that made me smile instea d: went out back behind my house and hear someone blasting in the distance 
i honestly miss mine and my moms relationship like i was always able to tell her anything now we can't even stand looking at each other >.< 
uhuhuhuh ! i hate being cold ! ! ! ! d: 
she's gonna text me back because future wives would do such 😏 
USERNAME and tellin us scientific facts ... that aren't scientifically proven ✋ 😒 
USERNAME fawwk that i get in that bitch . i be pushing kids to get to the candy 😋 😁 😑 
so me and my birlfriend haven't taken a pic together since she became my birlfriend 😒 😒 😒 
<<<<<<< when ur car keeps u from going to church 😐 
the days until gun season are going by soo slow . 😒 🔫 
deleted all my contacts . 😠 😒 😞 wow . 
i wanna see nya & brittany dresses , they better post pictures 😒 
finally watched breaking dawn pt . 2. i'm absolutely speechless . i knew i would cry && i did d: 
my hands will smell like peppers for days ... i can use this for my advantage for people i don't like 😏 
t d: rock island @ us army garrison rock island arsenal . URL 
pulled the hammy in the process tho . 😐 lucky its the last game of the season . 
miss going to the green turtle in owingsmills for fight night 😒 👊💥 
theres a mouse in the house and im not talking about the disney show . there seriously mice in my house ! they ate the brea d: ( #cominhomeprobs 
i'm such a baby watching ufc , it makes me sick seeing people get hurt 😖 
#nobodylikes school , fakes , drama , monday , being cheated , being ignored , being replaced . 😔 😒 
soo anyone wanna come over so i can cook for them ? 😏 URL 
you ever be in the store and give someone a compliment about how cute their kid is and they say i never asked 😣 
i guess i'm awkward since i relate to half of awkward andy's tweets 😑 
who loses our money and doesn't realize it until we're ready to buy the tickets ? USERNAME does . 😒 
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people live to talk nothing but shit i swear ! when really it comes down to jealously ! 😒 
look like another year of being pumas lamar lady mustangs . 😑 
just in case nobody knows , the is a military air defense system based in israel . key wor d: defense 
friendship isn't about who you've known the longest . it's about who walked into your life , said and proved it . 😔 😏 
s/o to USERNAME for coming to a niggas party . 😒 
i don't know if you thought i was kidding .. but i was being dead ass . 😐 
10.509090909. what's that number you ask ? it's the miles per gallon this damn uhaul is getting this trip . #damn #sorryearth #goodbyeozone 😒 
when my tia sees me in the bar thingy and she like you not drinking right .. lmfao from lasttimee >.< .. ahh i love her thou 
dude at sheetz just told my man should keep me on a leash before somebody kidnap me ... 😑 😑 
my fcking leg hurts like hell , thanks gym for nothing 😖 🚶 
out of everyone i wish you would text me 😒 #itwonthappen 
finally end-spieled #borderlands2 & feel like i played good old yoshi's islan d: it's more difficult to get to final boss than to defeat him . 
i'm not gonna have wifi for like a week dx 
never regret something that once made you smile . 😔 😏 
\( ^.^ )/ i love you this much ! #bored 
why the hell would someone post that on instagram ...... ? #eww #whathehell 
☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ #happy #curls #tbt #orange #white #carpic #bored @ oak grove , arkanas URL 
bielema on ball not breaking the recor d: 'he'll get it , and we'll celebrate it at that time .' #badgers 
lets do dis #jboog #hotrain #maoli concert . #cheehuu # xd #refugep dx 
#oomf can get it , i think he knows tho 😏 ☺ 
i am who i am , judge me , hate me , i'll always be me anyway . 😔 😒 
i have the worst luck with pandora ! every time i change the station an add is playing . everytime . 😒 
i was gonna give my tips to the salvation army people & my mom told me we'd do it when we come out the store & when we do , they left d; 
what messed up the plans was twilight being sold out . 😒 #fuckthatshit 
feel like the only time i've talked to USERNAME this week she's screamed at me ... 😒 
my sisters not about to sleep in my room with her friend if she's gonna be mean 😐 
fw d: hey i miss you life is weird without you 
USERNAME senior recital in a wor d: phenomenal ! #speechless 
this fucking mcdonalds is out of chicken nuggets & hamburger buns . what kind of place is this ? oh wait , i'm in corpus . 😑 
USERNAME hahaha ! ! i'm glad my choice in undergarments turn you on 😏 
tonight > any other night in the worl d: ) 
yeah i saw yo text 😯 , but did i text you back 😐 ? hell nawl ☺ . 
when someone's talking to you and you don't want them to hear your raspy voice cause your losing it <<<<<< 😐 #mouthshut 
USERNAME hopefully ? it better be good >.< it's your birthday ! lol 
USERNAME why did you crop out louie in you display #eww 
#everybodylikes the kid who argues with a teacher . 😏 
my daddy and these old westerns he's forcing us to watch ! ! ! ! ! ! 😖 😩 
bought to slap this rude ass bitch at caridad . 😒 
favorite wine of the weeken d: lake erie riesling from old firehouse winery . not even a winery on our tour but we stopped there in spare time 
USERNAME scary for USERNAME ... ask kimmi about her brisket ! #nasty 
USERNAME haha . omg , i just checked .. it was 5.99 ... either way it was still more 😒 #saltytweet URL 
just woke up and gonna face time my babyy >.< too early for that lol feels like 6am to me >.< 
waste of a saturday night . everybody's being boring 😒 
i hate having feelings ( but i dont wanna be team no feelings 😒 ] 
i really need to get these lashes done my face looks bald 😳 😶 😦 😑 
USERNAME ayy ^___^ my big booy ! lol hey albert for reals d: huh how you been :d 
spending hours trying to figure out what to wear with USERNAME #raveproblems 😒 
USERNAME if i don't see you then we ain't friends no more 😒 
guess i'll put my head phones in and be turned down for the rest of the night ! 😑 
the history channel has done it again , mankin d: the story of all of us is awesome 
first basketball game not being a cheerleader on tuesday , gonna be weird . 😳 looks like ill be a croatan craziee 😏 👍🏀 
dr . phil , magic mike & cleaning/organizing my room . the things you can do when you have 7 30 am meetings at work . no turn ups tonight . 😕 👎 😣 
on my way to the movies 😏 @ oxford circle URL 
USERNAME not stoping at a red light when turning righ 😑 
having that attitude just makes you down grade ... #bigtime #ew 😒 
USERNAME i have read them but im totally far behind but d; 
so i just told my grandfather i got a job at zaxby's , he goes that's not a real job ...... g thanks for the support 😒 😣 😞 
i wish people knew how to take a hint #gohome #badmood 😏 😬 
mama clark is a lightweight ! 🍷 rt USERNAME mom after 3 sips of wine - 😒 
for once in your life can you not fuck things up . like damn mane ! 😑 
this doesn't look like the face of someone who worked till 4 :3 0am 😏 #orangelips #ysl @ aventura mall URL 
noo ... my mother is leaving me ! d: hahaha isnt just me and my dogs and my cat tonight o.o 
that awkward moment when you're vibing to a song on pandora and you realize your mom likes it 😔 😒 
USERNAME thanks for an awesome wall in the #te dx beaconst lounge . a pic of my te dx music talk URL URL 
USERNAME leaves weed out like a fucking mouse trap . 😏 i'm just fighting temptations ... 😇 
i love it when i look at my phone after leaving it in my room for an hour and nothing changes .. 😐 
an hour later :) love oils ! #art #artstudio #p dx #artclasses #artlessons @ blue plume studio URL 
don't even try and talk to me . boy lose my number ✌ 😒 
da d: get off the grass . that would be a good rule 
i aint in the mood for all these got damn questions 😒 
best beer to drink with food , especially frie d: is blue moon . #alldayerday 
you expect it . & i can't help but give in 😒 
USERNAME yea i understand i jus got n town yesterday and im already wishin i stayd at school #bored 
everybody with their gf or bf tonight ..... dx mn where mine at .. ? 
USERNAME bahahahaha true there's a short supply but they're aroun d: ) 
it's funny that everyone that said you where an ass and i sat there defending you now i look stupid ... thanks 😒 
i've been by myself all day , wtf i hate it . #bored 
my fav nicki minaj album is pink friday after that she lost me 😣 😱 😑 
USERNAME lol if my mom didn't take my car i would scoop you up . this isn't working d: > 
really regret not paying attention in mrs . craig's psych class junior year 😣 #needthatnuggetshelp 
you can't cause your da d; ) well i'm free to do what i want :) 
USERNAME cause you thought you were gonna loose me ? 😏 
family's reaction when they found out i have work on thanks giving xd 😁 😌 😏 😑 URL 
her children rise up & call her blesse d; her husband also , & he praises her: (prover @ st . joseph hospital URL 
USERNAME i mean i am a hoe so .. 😏 
USERNAME you didn't take me to cheddars 😕 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME haha i know ! i was just thinking that earlier when i saw your tweet ... i was like 'we'd be good friends if i lived there 😒 ' 
USERNAME so what do you want me to share >.< 
happy to be home but didn't realize how much i would miss our little family USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😖 #howwillwesurvivexmas 
the awkward moment when your mini wheats drinks all your milk >_< 
you guys prolly talk about me like , ohh that girl 😒 
i will see breaking dawn part 2 one of these days 😒 #butwhen 
housecleaner mauled to death by dogs id' d: the county medical examiner has identified a woman mauled to death by one ... URL 
jaden .. why . just . why ? 😒 😥 #why 
dog-mauling victim id' d: a fallbrook woman who was mauled to death by bulldogs and found last sunday was identified ... URL 
i feel like a creepier cause i favor USERNAME and andrews tweets to each other cause i'm just awkwardly there 3rd wheelin it 😏 👌 
#wow , you're welcome for everything today . #asshole 😒 
it's all fun and games until your heart is broken cause you didn't take a person love seriously 😒 
USERNAME i know ! but they aren't my size 😣 😔 
USERNAME thanks i sure did ! work har d: play harder :) 
i miss having fun saturday nights ... this is my saturday night #boring URL 
USERNAME lol ur trying to dis own me 😒 😒 😔 
i can never go to bed early . everyone decides they miss me and text me . 😑 
whoever is trying to play c . o . d black ops 2for xbox add me pro dx scopes 
why re me & lester the only ones awake right now ? 😒 
i can't really explain it , i'm so into you now 😏 
any other time i have at least 3 people texting me . 😐 
not motivated at all to do this homework ... #macroeconomics #eww URL 
i swear people act like twilight would kill them , its movie >.< 
we have a meeting at work from 9 to 11am tomorrow morning 😑 .. 
i reallyy do not feel like goin to work right now 😖 
USERNAME damm bumm your whole family is going to be there , i'm scare d: o 
talking to ur ex about your bf ... awkwardd 😒 
i never understood this . the girls the lay be dogging ppl w weaves be the main ones saying they wanna get one in ! #confused 😣 
i feel him go up & down & around & around & aroun d; ) 
USERNAME we're done here . you just can't be happy for me 😔 & just stop making fun of me 😑 😑 
USERNAME i put rhinestones on them , and it's ugly . but i don't have any nail polish remover 😒 but i'm going over my aunts lol 
my patience with stupidity this weekend is beyond admirable . i deserve a fucking award for putting up with this bullshit ! 😒 
don't cheat on someone that gives you the world . 😒 😔 
USERNAME hey jesse hey jesse ! it feels like a party everyday ! hey jesse hey jesse ! .... i hate babysitting .. they make me watch that dx 
USERNAME nope i gotta drive home . i'm not the college living kinda girl #nasty 
fuck , it's only 10 ? this is going to be a really long night ... #bored 
be nice and smile to everyone you meet . you don't know what they are going through , and they may need that smile . 😏 😔 
pavone -son mamadas ! ! ! 6 tt ! ! ! >.< 
a girl can never have too much sparkle 😏 💎👑 
having those deep convo's with your mom and everything she says is right . my true happiness will be in texas , why is she always right ! ! 😒 
my saturday has consisted of pain killers , watching all the fast and the furious movies , and lance asking me every 20 seconds if i'm okay . 😒 
USERNAME if i leave the white trash will take over the couch and tv 😒 
should i go missing on my break ? 😏 shouldn't have been up so late last night 😫 
i really hope i don't throw up 😒 or end up crashing hard . 
my mom left for the night , so i'm alone -.- #bored #needamove 
USERNAME haha shut up x) but you looked all pissed off i was like d; lol 
freezing my ass off because my brother locked us out of the ride . fucking genius ! 😒 😒 😒 
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proud to say iv never tried smoking a damn thing in my life . #gross 
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it's a damn good thing i left my chapstick in kennesaw . 😒 
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talk about unfollowed biatch ! nobody wastin' ma time ! 😑 
no partying for me . lets chill ... 😏 😎 
my da d: why did the rubber fly across the room ? 
i asked for a royal fuck ... got a shot with crown , kailua , and baileys . i literally almost threw up . #disgusting 
USERNAME what does that have to do with this >.< 
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are there really people who have comiccon weddings ? wtf 😐 
i don't think flavored vodka is something i wanna try . sounds #gross 
this evening has sparked that always entertaining conversation entitle d: real life , their mom is a lesbian . 
waking up early tomorrow is gonna suck ... fuck my life . 😒 😔 
USERNAME haha my corny joke . of the day ...... hope you are having a nice weeken d: ): ): ) 
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ale is talking to ... to of the ugliest bitches in the state of washington ... fucking grenades ! ! ! #yuck 
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when people tell you their opinions like you actually care ? ? ? 😴 😶 😑 
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USERNAME forreal ! like what's up with this friday raging we have been making a habit ? ! lets be real ... we love it 😏 
i uhm still can't find where we parked .. 😒 
i wonder what goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you . 😔 😏 
so over the bs . can't stand my blood right now . 😒 
my lf > 😏 no one cares to look anyways . 
fuck previews want to watch breaking dawn part ii already 😐 
USERNAME that's tough ! i love the all black , but i love the different color lends 😣 
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why is it so cold in this room ? ? ? <<<<<< 😑 
imma be up all night getting my hair braided ! 😐 
i hate when you drink to much pop an your teeth feel all gross . 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaa yea well i'm going to get back my 20's at some point 😑 .... it's gonna cost me 💸💸💸💸 but i'm gonna do it ! 
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i think i broke my nose again today 👃 😣 #nosuccess 
USERNAME yess with a guy and a girl but he was sitting alone 😏 
USERNAME because im working friday - sunday 😒 i wanted to go though 
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how me and USERNAME just talk about people ☺ 😏 
someone take me to a party i'll pay to 10 dollars 😏 💰💰 
she knows my d: ck she calls that nigga richard . lol 
i wish he person i liked , liked me back 😒 😖 
iv had about about 15 years give or take of shaving my legs you would think by now i would have learn not to cut myself 🔪 😣 👎 
so my knee was hurting really bad when i went to get my stitches out the drained the fluid out .... #nasty #painful URL 
he like it when i get drunk but i like it when he's sober 😏 
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spotte d: a culinary union button . solidarity ! #dtlv #1u #vegas #lasvegas URL 
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breaking dawn part 2 agin ? heck yeah 😏 #inlove 
USERNAME haha i know . football game , then basketball game , and now party 😏 i'm livin it up 
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i really don't wanna talk to any of you tonight .. or ever . fuck it *kanye shrug* 😏 
USERNAME do i have too ? >.< lmfao , i guess i can't call you since your like legally deaf now o.o lololol poor baby/: 
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USERNAME like they got lost on there way over d: 
USERNAME i haven't had sex since last time i told you 😒 
lo ago porque no soy culera , you can't find people like me in the ville . 😏 
all my friends ur invite d: to my free manshion jetski party sun . 10/18/12 1pm-10pm@ 15020 south river drive miami 33167 
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after tonight #oomf provably isn't going to talk to me again *shrugs* it be like that sometimes 😏 
omg i almost cried at the ending of breaking dawn d: 
since i'm depressed imma tweet my life away tonight 😒 ✋ 😞 😔 
USERNAME you want to be knocked out again ! ! 😏 
sitting in this hallway ... looking out the window 😒 
underworl d: awakening is the best movie imma watch it until i fall asleep 
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USERNAME can u be my 40th liker on my picture 😏 my queen ? 👑 
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USERNAME it's honestly so annoying like you're barley 14 you don't need to be getting drunk and high every night #gross 😷😷 
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so ? 😏 rt USERNAME karl just wanna see my hips to thigh ratio . 
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i already cannot wait to graduate so i can get away from everyone ... and i'm only a freshman and it's only the second quarter #ugh 😒 🔫 
in our friendship , USERNAME the pretty one & i'm the weirdo w . a sucky love life . d; 
i feel a way now 😐 . then again , i can say the same about #oomf 😇 
if i was only 4 more years older 😒 #jj 's 
if i was your bestfrien d; i'll want you around all the time . 
i just can't even finish watching this game . 😒 
feel like i should be going out tonight , but i'm too broke 😒 
my bangs keep poking my eyes . ouch . 😣 
#oomf sittin right here wit me actin aggy af 😒 😒 
oh why didn't u ask me to go with u ? 😒 rt USERNAME USERNAME at homecoming lol” 
maybe she won't , but then again maybe she will 😏 #lilwayne 
last night was straight , guess that will have to get me through my night at workk 😏 
USERNAME fine be like that 😒 ill just be mean back 
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USERNAME maybee , we can't take all night tho , cause i have to pack for the bahamas 😏 ☀🏄🎉 
got an early game tomorrow . i need a lot of rest but i can't seem to fall asleep 😑 
i wish my friends were here already USERNAME USERNAME #merp #bored 
some lady at the movies lost her phone & i returned it . her dad said i was a hero and her mom said there should be more people like me 😏 
USERNAME yes lol i've been wanting it for a while now >.< 
USERNAME well the ones who talk to me lol 😒 
my siblings can sometimes get annoying .. like right now . 😒 
makes me wanna call you a little cunt , and i hate that word . 😣 
USERNAME or you could uh i don't know .... watch the kids ? 😏 
yes because i would just throw my plate of food on the floor for fun . 😒 
i hate being at home alone any girl wanna come over is more than welcome 😏 
when #oomf falls asleep when we're on the phone all the time < 😒 ✌ 
i'm ready to go out tonight ! 😏 USERNAME USERNAME 
... never understood why people think it's cute to cover their mouths , in a avi picture 🙊 .... 👈 😒 
teaching jenna magic tricks like its my job 😂 ✨👌 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME girl we always looking fabulous as always , i don't know how we do it 😏 
i feel like cuddling with him 😞 stupid jobs . 😒 
USERNAME worrd lol . but i would want a boyfriend to chill w/ my dad 😏 
someone seriously come get me out of this house ! #bored 
it’s sad when 13 year olds go out more then you ! 😒 
you asked , so you got the answer in full detail boo . 😏 
so i've been here for 2 hours in sd & my boyfriend nowhere to be found ... gee thanks 😒 😠 
bitches can't stop staring , that's how i know i'm uh threat 😏 
punched my self in the face on accident and my lip started bleeding 😒 #fuckbraces 
::wild child lookin good , livin hard just like we shoul d: : @ hard rock hotel san diego URL 
already not excited about seeing ppl out , if we run into anyone ...... 😒 
USERNAME oh but you told me it was good ! 😒 
being faithful isn't har d; if you were really in love you wouldn't do anything to mess it up . 
damn this rain ! hate driving in it ! ☔ 😒 
i really don't want to work 11 hours tomorrow 😣 
while everyone's saying how they love being tan or wish they were still tan .. i'm just sitting here like yup . i was never tan . 😒 
USERNAME >.< i am a real ass gangster , respect it or you will be sleeping with the fishes 
carlie texts me and i text her back and nothing . 👌 😒 
my dog has been becoming a cry baby ! ! ! >_< 
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mm intellectually stimulating movies my favorite (@ regal town center stadium 16 for atlas shrugge d: part 2) URL 
sore and aching but i still have hw 😒 #volleyballproblems 
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USERNAME and the band were gonna be in ... 😏 👌 
the fact that my boy is sick on his first weekend off of work and going into his week off <<<<<< #poorbaby #hateit 
( >_< ) my phone dry af ! ! somebody fwm 
#perksofbeingdesi the girls grow up to look 'shexy' lol well some 😒 
did this song really have to come on my pandora ? #memories 😒 
nothing like a ten hour day , time to shower and relax 😴 😏 
everything in the world is pouring into my mind . 😣 
mean girls 2 is pretty much mean girls; just with different people . #nolie 😁 😒 
what the hell USERNAME lindsey invited USERNAME to chicago why didnt you invite me :( #rude 
USERNAME haha it's saturday no low key shit tonight 😒 ... but we need to get together like monthly at leastt ! love ya 
this doctor saw my no goats no glory shirt and told me it was cute . 😏 
this galaxy s3 commercial where the lady makes they guy a that he shouldn't play on the plane .. 😳 😏 whoaa .. ! get some ! ! 
my sister is getting all cute and in just sitting here eating a donut 😑 😂 
this doctor saw my no goats no glory shirt and told me it was cute . 😏 
my momma invited all her hungry friends over to our house for thanksgiving 😒 
why my animals have to kill the cutest animals ever as opposed to rats or something i don't know . 😖 
flu no flu , rain/shine , broken ankle , good/bad mood .. either way ... i always gta stay on my grind ... 😑 💰💵 
USERNAME USERNAME so have i and some ive earne d: -) 
USERNAME okkay .. ? ? want a pair of ✂✂ or do you prefer 🔪🔪. ? ? ? your choice .. ! 😏 lmfao 
how hard does a bed have to be before it's considered a table ? 😐 
there is only one go d; preachers are preaching that we are gods ! no we are n out ! ! 
i just ate calamari . and i'm continuing to eat it ... i like it ... so strange ..... USERNAME it's your fault and i ate jalapeño >.< 
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feel like listening to banda and drinking , but of course i can't cause i work tomorrow 😒 
when guys try to hard to get at me and sing lmao wtf i didn't even know them >.< 
if east texas wasn't so damn boring is probably move back . 😐 
USERNAME so i've been tol d; p lol but it's really not a big deal let me see what i can do ! i'll let you know tomorrow if i got anythin 
i havnt listened to spanish music in such a long time 😒 
in the screets of portland . felt like the east coast . #p dx @ the westin portland URL 
why my cats have to kill the cutest animals ever as opposed to rats or fat babies i will never know . 😖 
i hate being sick it ruined my whole weeken d: ( 
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if east texas wasn't so damn boring i'd probably move back . 😐 
i love searchin my name i find funny things 😏 😌 
idk why i can't get this boy off my mind 😒 
USERNAME how'd you know ? lol . but a real man can take it 😏 
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jonathan banks wins it by 1st round tko ! ! ! 😳 up next for banks , one of the klitchkos maybe 😏 
word of advise: do your make up ... then get drunk 😖 #drunkgirlproblems 
i want you , apple cider , a blanket and the legally blonde movie to make me feel better . 😖 
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USERNAME i don't know actually , i like the noises and the lights look cooler 😏 ✨💧 
USERNAME i'm sorry what was that ? ! boring fighter ! 😒 ✋ 
i swear every day is make fun of whitney day ... 😒 
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i can't sleep , >.< so ima call one of my cousins to come over so we could chill in the back , ^.^ 
when you text someone and they don't respond <<< 😖 😠 😫 
finally after being at work since 12 i can shower and relax . 😏 😴 
everyone right now is all about wvu football and i'm all like yeah , i'm single .... 😒 
he will not look away from the screen . >_< URL 
pretty good day ! ! .. could been better though 😒 
my boyfriend is too drunk to talk to me . ok . 😒 😡 
waiting to pick up USERNAME at the train station ! ! 🚈 😑 
USERNAME watch skyfall & tell me who's the dummy ! i became a fan of the knife ! 😏 
i am so freaking bored ! someone text me . #bored #tired 
it's decided me as #twitterlessakshay are becoming agents # 😏 
USERNAME i repinned it so i can go too ! i am also on pinterest but alone . my dog is not really intereste d: -) 
i never worry , so then why am i so anxious right now ? #cantletmynervesgetthebestofme 😖 
hello soggy portland . lucky i have a raincoat with me ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 14 others) URL 
guess i'll get off twitter and text #oomf back . 😒 
USERNAME nomas eh encontrados de estos ughh 😒 😭 URL 
on da xbox playin co d: black ops 2 zombies dis shit goin in mane ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #str8gunninlol 
i remember when that song hey you there by soulja boy used to irritate me but everybody i knew loved it . 😐 😒 
USERNAME nomas eh encontrados de estos ughh 😒 😭 URL 
outta work ! took longer than usual to close the self scans down since ppl just kept coming ! >.< #tired . #headache . 
romantic comedies without optimistic or heart-wrenching backing tracks are just awkward and depressing . emotions make me queasy #gross 
recharging the jets and cooling my engines . getting ready for a badass night out in #p dx 
😑 my face when julie makes me go our with these weird people 
USERNAME yeah i do love you more 😁😩 😱 😏 👯 
it's not even 11 yet and i'm so sleepy 😒 
USERNAME it's not easy looking for a job ! 😑 
lmao this kids are asking me to buy them a bottle >.< when im not even 21 i know i drink but i got hook ups for it (x 
homecoming was amazing ! ! ! ! ! 😏 ac bound with mahh girlz💖 
maldonado shouldn't be aloud to kick ever again for the #ducks . 😒 
USERNAME mine does too . lol he gets butthurt if i call him out on it too 😒 haha 
stfu bitch you're just trying to look cool . ! ! 😒 
USERNAME lmao sure ! that maze was fucking fun and scary v.v & i never had balls to dis activate mine ! 
USERNAME maureen dowd has put the pun in punish . like you sai d: cruel ... 
always have been , you just didn't know itt ... 😏 
my little brother and his friends just got back from seeing breaking dawn .. he's had a more exciting day than i have by far . 😒 😕 
my bruhh sometimes >.< she needa calm the fuck down tho' 
i wish i could fall asleep on this long ass bus ride back to iowa 😒 😒 
i want to get my cartilage pierced soo bad , but i don't want it to hurt soo bad . 😒 
spicey tamales <<< like , where tf my drink at ? >.< 
USERNAME always be retweeting me but it's all goo d: ) 
USERNAME ah i never even thought of that ;+; damn-it dx 
USERNAME thanks again . lol when did you have time to look at em >_< 
you can get with this 😏 or you can get with that 😖 
missouri would lose that game at the last minute . 😑 
"USERNAME last pic today i promise . lol . >_< URL so cute ! ! 
😳 😳 my weird fact different from other teenagers➡ 'i don't like justin beiber' 😱 👊💢 #grossout #ew 
went downstairs to warm my coffee .. ended up playing a drinking game 😒 
- nobody said you were , 😒 i was saying it too you ... but nm 
overhear d: you always get what you pay for . 
gun show tomorrow in p dx ... should find some deals ... 
me and USERNAME need to hang out and find some baseball booyyss 😏 
dark knight rises with USERNAME USERNAME and other friends ! 😏 
dartize ass keep licking me , #nasty ! ! ! ! 
bring me wing stop ! ! ! somebody , please 😣 
just landed in providence :( #ew back to reality . 
USERNAME your to far from me :( on my birthday weeken d: ( 
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then we fuck all night till things get right 😏 
off work , and going home early to rest up for tomorrow's shift ! $$$ 😏 
eureka ! ! we found the car ! i told you it was next to the yellow corvette USERNAME 😏 
talking on the phone is so annoying . my ears hurt after 😖 👂🔥 
why the hell do girls talk on the phone in the bathroom ? #idontgetit #gross 
i'm about done waiting on you . #getyouracttogether #seriouslythough 😠 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME caitlin go die ! ! ! ! 😑 😑 😑 🔫🔫🔫🔫 
who's hanging out with me tomorrow ? 😼 😼 😼 
you're sweeter to me when you're high .. that's sad . 😒 
USERNAME 😢 😣 i don't know what to do with my life right now 
i h a t e when people copy me . be fucking original or don't talk 😒 
crack kills . #gross #ghetto #wearpantsthatfit #howdoesshenotfeelthebreezeonhercrack @ the shops at tanforan URL 
got a fat ass loud stick ... but i don't feel like rolling up . 😏 
i hate when i'm cold and all the muscles in my back tense up . literally the worst . 😖 😤❄ 
im not ashamed of believing in jesus christ ! ! & im not ashamed of believing in go d: - ): - ): -) 
how would i look if i was a boy 😏 
USERNAME hahaha oh so you'll be good for this whole spongebob kidnapping ? 😏 
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i wonder of my parents would care if i made a fire in the fireplace right now 😒 
school bond measure ekes out lea d: a $449 million bond measure in the san dieguito union high school district has ... URL 
USERNAME but its a long story nd my fone dying >.< 
#ufc154 and #kstate football w/ my wife . what a # d8 nite and it was her idea ! i love his woman . (@ buffalo wild wings) URL 
your body's the problem , they call me the problem solver 😏 
USERNAME umm ... where was my invite ? ! #rude 
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USERNAME now you know , last nights montage was not over dramatic . 😒 
#turnoff - crooked teeth : / .. ew >.< ! 
USERNAME seems like yesterday we were in 6th grade at orientation 😣 
USERNAME well .. no actually . mr stirfry has the shittiest food in town and i go there all the time ...... 😑 
spending my saturday night in my bed ! <<<< 😒 😒 
i'm just going to go back to sleep . 😒 ✌ 
#bored i think so i'm watching resident evil part 1 
USERNAME sorry not sorry 😏 hahahaha oh my , bitch 
USERNAME the movie just ende d: ) we are dropping grace off then we will be deerr;) 
and she is puking ... 😖 😷 i can't deal ! ! ! ! ! @ lone star legacies URL 
as long as you got me , you won't need nobody 😏 ! 
USERNAME lmao . same . ~ waiting on my sis to come home v.v 
glad there is something good on tv tonight . 😐 
USERNAME look behind me to the left and check out that couple ... #nasty #brbgagging 
i'm just ready to go home and be by myself ... 😒 😒 
every time ! ! ! ugh stayn home now in pain n dnt feel goo d: ( 
you know i really don't wanna eat when i'm being forced to eat ice cream 😖 🍦 
USERNAME how did it go ? :-) #te dx victoria 
snaking my bathtub makes me just want to shave my head . #toomuchhair #yuck #snakingdrains 
mom just yelled at her 13 year ol d: when he dropped a soda . #suburbs 
playing with a lightbright haha #lightbright #colors #colorful #22 #twotwo #deerman #bored #minio @ mini o's URL 
the fact that my phone only works when it's pulled in sucks so much 😒 😔 can't wait to get the iphone 5 
lol this is exactly why i hate facebook .. 😒 URL 
USERNAME don't get too excited . i've been wrong on these (rea d: every) things before . 
people here in puente hills are annoying af . 😒 
uhm people need to chill and stop thinking the world revolves around them >.< 
stats: lamanna: 27/42, 339 yds , 5 td / mcvey: 40 carries , 210 yds 3 t d; 6 receptions 34 yds 1 td / siragusa: 10 rec . 171 yds , 3 tds 
pretty pissed that i'm not watching the ufc fight right now ! 😒 
i want USERNAME to fuck me with his vans on 😏 
USERNAME we tied 2 and lost 2 we need you in out defense again ! ! 😖 
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eww aaron is participating in no shave november ............ 😖 
i hate when my hair is up ; it hurts after a while >.< 
now my stomach is talking to mee ! ! ahh 😩 😣 😖 😫 
after this math i will enjoy my weeken d; ) 
we got this place till next saturday but i have class on mon , tue , wed . phlucckk 😒 
gotta wake up dumb early tomorrow for some mandatory meeting at my job 😔 😣 
it's all fun and games until you get charged for a free shot . -___- #rude #helpmeimpoor 
feel like a little kid . hate this feeling . 😒 😒 😒 
if i'm angry while i'm drinking . shit is goin 👇 😒 
want to get out of here and go home already to sip ! 😏 
strawberry , banana ice cream & oatmeal cookies ! doin too much #bored @ keddie's kitchen URL 
niggas don't wanna answer the phone n shit ... 😒 
USERNAME i don't even care they're so perfect so i will continue to creep 😏 
we all have that one crush not even our best friends know about . 😏 😔 😳 😱 
dude just gives me a beer , ma says u drink that i'm beating your ass lhh 😏 bring it . 
for the whole law can be summed up in this one comman d: galatians 5:14 
USERNAME haha you're not crazy for saying survive because i understand and agree with you lol :) and we have more to wait d: 
USERNAME tu la pasaste bien ? porq yo en ese club la pase ugh tambien 😒 
USERNAME what you doing tomorrow tho did you fight today ? 😏 
i just want to cuddle with USERNAME watching wizard of oz and going to sleepss . 😔 but i guess abby and csi will do for now ! 😔 😏 
USERNAME did he actually pay for his food this time ? haha and that's what i thought 😏 
ugh i don't want to get ready , practice drained me 😏 #hardworkpaysoff 
matt bomer does an amazing job in magic mike for being gay . 😏 
yes you are ! fuckin lair ! now we lying 😑 😂 
tomorrow night i will be doing nothing but typing a 5 page paper .. 😖 
i can't stand when i'm trying to talk to someone and they completely ignore me . ugh , ruude 😒 
USERNAME how do you get your background picture . on there ? it keeps telling me cropping faile d: ( 
can these qbs come up with another td celebration other than the cam newton ? #realoriginal 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i hate arguing . especially , w . my bae >.< 
hopefully nothing like last weekend happens 😏 😏 😏 🙊🙈🙉 
cranky from the outcome of that game 😖 😖 😖 now get to wake up at 545 for work #yayme 
feel sick .. ready to be home & cuddled up in bed . 😣 
dear #oomf , we're not together but no one is allowed to date you , touch you , kiss you , love you , or need you . 😔 😒 
whoaa ! i am soo done , everyones taking what me & my friends say 😑 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
lmfao that hoe got her ass beat tf down & she said but he said sorry 😒 
USERNAME man whatever . i'll be a loser by myself denn d: 
guy didn't know where alberta street was . when i said ne portland he sai d: #suburbs 
i often remind myself , things can always be worst than what they already are ! #smh 😞 😒 😒 
confirme d: derek dooley has already updated his linkedin account . 
for the whole law can be summed up in this one comman d: galatians 5:14 
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i fucking hate liars or people who don't pull through with their shit 😒 
can these players come up with another td celebration other than the cam newton ? #realoriginal 😒 😒 😒 😒 
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my mother is coming to the hospital drunk .... okay 😒 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME lara is this a serious question ... ? 😒 
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USERNAME trying to break in your new shoes and tripped ? 😏 lol 😄 
<---cry baby , sensitive ass fred . 🙍 😒 😭 
it's so cold in my room i need someone to cuddle with 😖 😵 
so tired but i have to stay up to do laundry .. soo boring 😲 😖 
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i feel like i have been retweeting USERNAME alot lately 😒 😂 
eugaldes with tom tom and my parents . this should be interesting 😒 
a complete stranger just asked me to verify she has stitches in her woo-ha #gross #peopleattheaiport 
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i'm different yeah i'm different . middle finger up to my competition ! ! ! #outdiiaabiiaa ! ! @ on the throne 😏 URL 
garden room for USERNAME bday . #p dx eats (@ elephants delicatessen) URL 
alright don't talk to me all weekend that's cool 😒 
. USERNAME a sign your city is doome d: the newspaper sends their *sports* reporter to cover your political woes . 
tonight , i just want you me and a movie 😒 
USERNAME lol i really wanna know who you are imitating in the second pic 😏 🙈 
😏 true . that's why i wear yoga pants ! 🙊 
i don't really care that twinkies are gone . #yuck 
USERNAME , lol my grandma call me kevin , , >_< 
just realized that he is in canada but the us is to the north ! *min d= blown ! * 
s/o to USERNAME for playing for ec ! and for also being a stranger 😒 i like your name tho ! ! 
#why do #hoes try to stunt saying they man got money and he done bought her ahh this 😐 URL 
i love the song die young . i think it's so dumb how its all positive . we're gonna die young 😄 😒 😂 
just because you dont go out and party one saturday night does not mean you have no social life .... 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha your guna have to come too & watch twilight with us 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME hah okay >.< alex is just annoying me right now for some reason .-. 
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USERNAME text me back it's important ! 😁 😒 😔 😣 
i'm really getting tired of eating mcdonald's so much 😒 
ive always wanted throw a drink on someone 🍸 😏 
USERNAME do you know how many licks it takes to get to the middle of a tootsie pop ? 😏 cause i do . 
i can never go out when i have legit plans and not just driving around 😒 😒 
i hate when my bra staps get twisted >.< #girlprobs 
my biggest fear is running out of skips on pandora 😒 
just seen breaking dawn ... for the 2nd time this weekend 😒 cried .... again 😔 
i know a few who will laugh ! ! 😒 
USERNAME glen stop , you know you like the striped sweater song 😏 
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a statement that doesn't need to be reiterate d: the mbta system is fucked . 
when i creep so hard i creep myself out cuz i learn creepy things #disgusted 
two cups of fanta orange & USERNAME thinks he is the boss >.< 
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planned on staying home an chilling tonight ... not happening anymore 😒 
kmsl bit so ugly && retarde d; ; you a joke to me . ! 
USERNAME only thing i like about n d: rudy . what i hate: they always to win . (see: every poll since the bcs; their bcs deal ... ) 
woman who was mauled by dogs identifie d: the 30-year-old woman who was fatally mauled by one or more of the eight ... URL 
dx mn right better be glad it's cold and you had to walk it out ! 
birthday party going great .. :- d: -d lots of friends here .. :- d: -d 
USERNAME ooh yaa ! i'm gonna text you so we can talk about some dumb shit cuz i'm sick of twatting errywhere , #gross 
weird to see cars lined up outside of USERNAME 's house #youknowwhatthatmeans 😏 
this bitch posts 10 photos every hour on instagram 😒 #tf 
i'm haveing a really bad really bad fucking day >.< ...... 
i'm in pain ... i'm soo freezing col d: ( 
USERNAME we watched an awesome movie . had had fun . the en d: ) 
i always find a way to get what i want ! >>>> 👏👏 😼 😼 😼 
the person who sai d: all is fair in love and war , obviously wasn't the person being hurt ! 
i always shop online when i'm sad but i can't even do that because i have to save all my money 😐 
USERNAME 😒 definitely not as good . i'm jealous . URL 
these kids are eating tbell at chipotle 😖 #blasphemy @ chipotle mexican grill URL 
'a thousand words' w/eddie murphy was actually a really good movie . i thought it was hilarious for an average family movie . critics wrong 😏 
who you cussin' at hun ! ? i know where you stay . ! ! ! don't play ! 😏 
USERNAME don't come over here bursting my bubble please 😒 
USERNAME oh ... okay 😔 some friend you are ! 😣 #asshole 
USERNAME hahahaha i get home tomorrow night ... i'm currently at the lake 😑 
USERNAME damn nigga , you should've given me your ticket . i had a ride 😒 
house is clean , dogs are bathed and their teeth are brushed . the fuck do i do now ? 😏 
i hate it when my parents force me to eat like obviously i don't want to eat ! ! if i wanted to i would have or i would ! ! leave me alone 😒 
lol some of them sending outta order n shit >.< 
USERNAME i wish my boyfriend lived in indiana you're so lucky ... poophea d: ( 
my theory was just confirme d: everytime i spend a weekend with USERNAME and USERNAME i gain 5+ pounds . damnit . 
USERNAME wants me to have a filthy room just so i can't hold his against him . 😒 👊💢 
it's crazy how the sun changes my hair from black to light ass brown 😒 😒 
hey USERNAME there's good news and bad news . ba d: still no hot water . goo d: there will be hot pizza when you arrive (unless you're late ;) 
USERNAME lol you took it to far 😒 and someone was looking a hot mess on friday or i think that was you lol idk 
i'm going to go cry now . 😭 😣 😠 😡 😢 😲 💔 
today has been so long . i just wanna go to sleep 😣 😫😫 
i'm feeling steak tonight 👏 😏 mmhmm @ back forty texas bbq roadhouse & saloon URL 
i think i need to block some more people . 😏 
i think it's pointless to go to school for only monday and tuesday , then the rest is break 😒 should've made it the whole damn week .. 
i have alot of homework i should be doing ... but i'm too lazy 😐 
have to work in the morning and my dad and brother decide to yell at the football game that's on right now . 😒 👎 #whatthehell 
played the whole fucking game and now i'm going to take a shower and crawl in bed cus my stomach hurts more now >.< 
is anyone else sitting at home alone tonight ? #bored 
is that notre dame creepin to the #2 spot ? ! #bcs #nationalchampionship #fingerscrossed 😣 🍀🏈🙏 
dinner is served #pastini #p dx #portland #pasta #oregon #nomz #foodshare @ pastini pastaria - nw 23rd URL 
now i wish you would've never told me what you did 😒 
when you see a reall cute guy ... then you see his ugly girl . #suckstosuck 😒 
genuinely upset . there was always a box of hohos in this house . little debbie swiss rolls just don't make the cut 😔 😒 
i'm ashamed to say i once was one of the annoying girls posting love lyrics as my facebook status every 2 hours . 😒 ✌ 
USERNAME at least that's the jessica i knew 😏 lol 
USERNAME USERNAME haha hoping you're not referring that i look like a dude 😒 
not a teenager no more i don't play them type of games anymore 😒 
USERNAME you gotta txt me got a whole story 😒 
have you ever just feel like you've hit rock bottom ? yeah , i feel that way right now .. # 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME i don't think i saw that one ! d: i just took a picture of that one and the blossom/penis fondling hahah 
looking for a job is like looking for a lover . no one responds >.< 
i only know one person who has it ..... and it has to be you . 😒 
pretty boy swag on you fucking hoes . #horsepower 😏 URL 
USERNAME USERNAME thanks for texting me back bitch ! ..... d: 
USERNAME i’ll try . i’m volunteering but i really just want to watch the race 😏 
great now i'll get to here all about how notre dame is going to the national championship ... 😒 😒 😒 
you know i love you if i agree to have dinner at a sushi restaurant with you .... #gross 
USERNAME 😒 😒 or i was just lazy today ! 
someone just take me to the highway of tears 😒 
that's fucking stupid .. my twitter is being a little queer 😒 😑 😐 
she sai d: i feel like just my stomach is twerking lmfao 
USERNAME how ? nothing funny about them . just bitchy . 👏 😏 
USERNAME you forgot 😒 we used to say this all the time in melendez's class 
<--- this girl is tired of being everyone's go to girl . when is someone going to be my go to person ? ! 😒 #used 
you swear someone cheated on you .. chill lil nigga 😒 
my twitter unfollowed a heap of people on its own 😑 
never would i ever think that i would be sleeping at my moms boyfriends house with them ...... 😏 
poor USERNAME twitter isn't working just like mine wasn't 😒 #ifeelyourpain 
i swear i need new people to chill with , the same old thing gets extremely boring ! 👌 😒 
just realize d: if we hold on and win , we’re bowl eligible . finally . 
guess who's back ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! and for the rest of the night ... po up drank ! 😏 #faded @ paul b . johnson state park URL 
USERNAME i dont know d: haha first period was fun lat year ! ! :d patino hey i we were testing together ! ! 
i can't take it anymore , i give up on no shave november 😣 
he always flirts with me so he might as well just ask for the digits 😏 
“USERNAME note d: in china , ‘audi’ means ‘big shot’ URL USERNAME haha 
damn that vision got me lmao i was crying and shit and then realized it was just a vision lmao . 😒 
i just wanna fast forward to black friday honestly 😒 
i'm gunna try something different tonight , lets see how it goes 😏 
USERNAME okay ! where would you like to go ? 😏 
be looking around in the dark like 😶 😐 😕 😟 
stanfor d: make this thanksgiving a relaxing one for us #sec fans ... please ? 
my uncle asked if my gf has a big butt ... 😁✋✋✋✋☝ woah cut that out .... but yea she does though 😏 😌 😌 
y'all don't be surprised if i come back 10 pounds heavier 😐 
ain't talk to her stink ass all day but now she wanna text me 😒 😑 
USERNAME after breaking up , contacts names turn go from .... 😒 URL 
no lo supero , pero ahora como comparto los videos de la tocada ? d: 
at this point .. idk even know what to think .. #fuck 😣 😭 😫 😕 
USERNAME i don't want him to make the same mistakes my big bro did , it's only hot when zayn does it , niall isn't suppose to do that >.< 
despite giving up 3rd q-go ahead td , props to #stanford d: have played smart and hard all game ! 
USERNAME get it girl ! ! ! ! rihanna kinda mindset ! #riri hell ya ! #imcrazy lmao compliment 😏 
my whole tl is basically everyone cheering for baylor except one person ... 😒 😡 
USERNAME omg me to ! alot that was my niggaa ! ! haha :d i wish he'd come back d: 
off work tho but my night is slow wit no car 😔 😑 
USERNAME it was a black truck , maybe it was blue and i'm just color blind #rude 
i feel a headache coming on ! why does this keep happening 😣 
my dick big , she call it a big bang theory #nasty 
sometimes its easier to satisfy yourself than others can 😏 
is it just me or did today feel like a sunday ? 😒 
no matter how hard i try to sleep , something wakes me up . 😒 
USERNAME haha . she don't even like to talk to me 😒 
i have a headache coming on ! why does this keep happening ? 😣 
#iwantaguy that will say i look beautiful even when i have a bad hair day , and when i'm wearing sweats 😒 
guess i'll wake my pumpkin , he can sleep when he dies 😏 😏 
i swear to the lor d; if you tell me tomorrow you was partying i will never ever ever talk to you again ! 
really my father calls just to ask for my fathers ugh ! ! 😒 
i feel a headache coming on ! why does this keep happening ? 😣 
mini ipad for christmas ! ! ! ! love my parents 😭 😏 😁 
USERNAME gotta convince bob and joann to keep it till i move back and get a house . it's a work in progress 😏 
USERNAME everytime a person disappear out of ones life , they always come back with an excuse 😒 
why is not a full song >_< it builds up towards epicness ...... the flops with stank ass mother mary . 
it sucks having a passion & being good at one thing but being really good at another that pays better . 😒 
layin in the hot bath seems to be the only thing that even kinda helps 😖 
i like you , but i can't tell you >.< 
i'll just stick to the saying . i live by this saying…eff my life 😔 😒 
#iwantaguy that will buy me food whenever i want it ! 😊 😏 
USERNAME ill let it slide for you this time 😏 just cause i like you that much 
seriously so happy with how hard i'm trying this year , i even got myself kicked out of pt physics for being so smart 😏 
be an asshole with them ... they'll run after you . 😒 
hatin on tinker bell pretty hard 👎 😑 USERNAME USERNAME 
damn xavier would call me while he's at truman's and bring my mood down i wish i was there with him 😒 
damn , it has been a long ass time since i've use my headphones ! 😳 😁 😏 
USERNAME you mean you don't want to see who has a crush on you ? ? ? 😐 lmbo 
my house is just too creepy for me to handle by myself 😣 
i still see this dx ckhead on my tl after i unfollowed him 
my lock button in my iphone doesn't work and its just irritating having to wait that one minute before it locks itself . 😒 
i can't take this from my dad anymore ... #horriblemood 😣 
ya so i still wanna kick USERNAME and christan ass 😒 
>.< watching my friends obsess over black ops two is the funniest thing ever . 
love that song so much rt USERNAME USERNAME this . is . gol d: winter song - sara bareilles & ingrid michaelson URL 
gosh thirsty ass guys leave me the fuck alone ! soo annoying ! now i know why i probably have a headache ! 😒 
in love , nobody wins , nobody loses , and nobody is punishe d; we all just suffer the consequences . 
someone please tell me why he thinks he can just text me like nothing's wrong ? ! ? ! 😒 
my cat is so boring nigga doesn't like to play or cuddle 😒 
i shouldve went to the movies but ill go next week if everything straight . 😏 
USERNAME no way you'll remember that and not my freakin shoes ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😑 hahahaha ! ! 
i don't wanna say anything but i wish i could v.v 
“USERNAME fw d: for sure though nd i think i seen ur room with pink curtain 
it's okay though , i still got my eye on you 😏 
USERNAME im gonna be on lockdown for two weeks 😒 
i wish roneisha carry ha ass to bed ... always doin something >.< 
if you have to set your instagram to private .. you should probably rethink the pictures you're posting . 😒 #justsayin 
USERNAME 😒 hmm i didn't like that tweet pooh 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
i swear i make all of my feelings clear . why do you say the opposite of everything i've been trying to tell you for the past four months ? 😒 
all these people talking about date nights with their man , wish i could be saying the same thing ........ 😒 
USERNAME ikr ! ! , till you have to clean it up 😑 
USERNAME that's your fault ! you never told us when we needed to come back 😒 and you said you wiuld 
my dad looks so young people always think we are on a date #smh 😒 
i can't wait for the host to hit theaters in february . i regret not finishing the book lol oh well i still have it >_< 
dont have one 😒 rt USERNAME USERNAME where's ur boo ? 
USERNAME i guess that means i won't see you . d: 
favorite thing to do when im bore d= watch boxing 
listening to music & just clearing my mind out 😣 
USERNAME already hear d: ) i'm the biggest wiz fan iv heard it all 
rt “USERNAME knee high socks to bed >>> #comfy URL mm look at those sexy .... sheets , i love dots 😏 
smirk at the good times i had with her . 😏 
are you brave enough to let me see your peacock ? don't be a chicken boy stop actin like a biotchh 😏 
USERNAME word , i went out last night but niggas ain't have the car tonight 😒 
tonight is so goo d: ) thank you for being the best followers in the world . 
the studio is where i need to be man an epic fail <<<<<<<< 😒 tired of this shit i haven't dropped nothin since rack train 
USERNAME haha crazy and for like 2 years now i just had to take a couple months off for sports . but i guess you're an alright hostess 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME cady******** 😫😩 😡 😖 😒 😞 👿 😑 
dropping my baby off at her aunts house in the northside . >_< i will be praying tonight lol 
USERNAME watching this game . but you couldnt invite me to the movies i see ! 😏 😔 
she move it she move it she move it she got it 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME i'll find a way to kick it with the squad though , don't worry 😏 
now i realize how immature and annoying i was in 8th grade . #disgusted 
what am i supposed to do in the middle of no where 😖 i guess i could eat my bored sorrows away 
USERNAME i did this this 2012 but i got bored of it 😒 i wish i kept with it 
you know i'm buzzing when my cheeks get red 😒 
USERNAME i'm done -_- don't judge broke ppl i get sensitive 😖 
i can't wait to read all the tweets about the steelers throwback uniforms tomorrow . 😒 
but .. but ... but .... you promised 😞 😖 😢 
i hate having to pick which family i want to have thanksgiving with . i'm just gonna have thanksgiving by myself 😒 
omfg he really making me mad with these tweets ! 😒 
ahh my nephew and niece are messing the carpet with water paint >.< 
there's always the unfollow button if you don't like what you see 😏 
i shouldn't have let cj rail me in the ass so hard 😖 my butthole won't stop bleeding😩🔫 
USERNAME it's str8 idk if it went thru lol . trying to get my life n the sticks >_< 
not to toot my own horn but i look cute tonight 😏 
ew , i almost through up a little . 😖 
USERNAME sorry for letting you know you were making a fool out of yourself 😏 
i swear she's coming on to me and she's my cousin eww >.< 
why does the c3po case have to be 30 bucks ? ? d: #sad 
#mrman was a good event . thanks to all involved . a lot of the merch that we didn't sell went back to the store & will be online soon . #p dx 
what's the point of going to school if majority of the week is off ? 😠 😒 the whole week should be off 
get home and the first song that plays is the day i left the womb . 😒 
my dads mancave is almost done being built ! i can't wait till he puts a flatscreen in there i'm gonna be in there more than him >_< 
he just put me out there lmaoo fuck you jabber 😒 😒 
can we just fast forward it to the main event please #boring 
me and sumit are on some psychic shit ! 😁 😏 
omg i swear this nigga bipolar in so many ways ! >.< 
i wonder if that guy still works there hmm 😏 
USERNAME the one that went with us to knotts .. d: 
USERNAME he never pays for his stuff ! haha i paid for his dinner on wednesday 😁 😒 and sonia , your ass is about to get slapped ! 
USERNAME just got home , sorry i replyed all late d: wyd hoe ? 
boom . #deliciousgoodness 😏 #food #foodie #foodies @ p . f . chang's URL 
& that is how i found bout my little sister is a little slut . 😒 
USERNAME no you asked me if i was coming back 😒 .. and i d k 
so they say there drug testing me idon't think so shitt >.< i'll come out extra positive ! !/.^ 
e-40 & too short - ft . wiz khalifa 😏 
the fact that my lunch doesn't change after this semester <<< tired of seeing your face 👎 😒 
USERNAME just got home from havasu i'm being lazy now >_< 
it took so long to get through the line at mcdonald's . even though there's was like 3 people in line 😒 
just thinking about the first time USERNAME and i hung out .... wow , i miss you , girl ! can't wait to see you soon ! #trouble 😏 
peanut butter is so gross to smell and feel .. ew 😖 
over one thousand miles away ! ! my baby is way to far away 😣 😔 URL 
why does my mom hate country music ? ! 😒 
today was a semi successful shopping day .. still in search of whites though 😒 
guys cam got his ears pierced 😏 💎 USERNAME URL 
#missinglink 😢 😔 😭 😣 😖 😞 😒 😥 😪 @ hate 🐷 👮 🐷🔫🔫 URL 
i wanted to hear my dads version of the moment he saw my mom ... ha , it was just so beautiful >.< 
standing up in ha ain' got nun but dx ck inn'ha . 
the smell of butter filling my house is making me annoyed . 😖 😖 😖 butter is good , but not too much butter . 
USERNAME we were supposed to go see it 😒 . 
USERNAME totally ditched me , what kinda shit is this ? ! 😒 
i would totally jump on my bf and be nasty but he be too serious when he playing games 😒 
we are hard pressed on every side , but not crushe d; perplexed , but not in despair; persecuted , but not abandoned 
man wow ******USERNAME breaking: coast guar d: body found near burned gulf oil rig URL 
you would want to so that you wouldn't have to get beat in beer pong 😏 USERNAME USERNAME 
are all these random glitches and frequent freezing a way of my phone telling me to buy an iphone 5 #coincidence 😒 
uh oh duckies…but i don’t think they’re scare d; -) 
i wanna bump some music , but my head thumping ! ! 😣 😣 
i kinda miss my brown with blonde highlights in my hair .. 😒 
dont know why im stuck on this one person .. 😒 
i wish i could go to albany but i have no one to see ! my only friend cut me off USERNAME smh ! 😒 
i can't go to sleep 😒 like get tf out of my head ughh 
things are getting made at USERNAME #p dx sw #winning URL 
when your sister randomly texts you saying she misses you <<< #eww #wtf #nasty #weird #creep #whatsyourproblem 
i have a secret stash in my crib 💸💸💸 😏 
i still have to go take savannah back home . >.< i just wanna go to sleep already . 
USERNAME you need to hang with more wreckless ppl 😏 
USERNAME vflatf d: vol for life after they fire dooley . 
the most intense game of the year and i'm not even there 😑 😑 #wouldhappentome 
do you need to put a spark in you''re love life URL pi d= hp 
so ima punk ? ? 😂 😒 ohh wow ! 
ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant affor d; mercedes , bentley , pearl , child support . 
USERNAME USERNAME aw this is heart warming hope it's dark in buff 😏 
ok so u told me to b quiet so ima do that 😒 🙏 
love is gran d; divorce is a hundred grand . 
bitches go from playing hard to get to hard to ignore 😏 
do i never talk to my bf since earlier ... wtf 😏 🙉🙊🙀 😿 👺👀 
i wish i wasn't stubborn and could just forget about all of this 😒 
all this talk about my phone i forgot to pay my damn bill 😏 
i want something cheesy and spicy ! umm 😁 😏 
there isn't a single clean dish in my house #disgusted #thiscantbelife 
i need to go shoot some free throws in the gymn or sum ! #mavs smh . and i missed practice today ! ! 😒 ill make it up ju ! 
highly debating actually goin to do something tonight ! ... 😒 #stupidfoodpoisoning 
USERNAME damn jessica , just mention me next time >_< 
well nobody told you to try them all 😏 smh 
"so i went in the bathroom , the light was off , the floor was soaked . i asked what he was doing and he sai d: 'i washed my hair'USERNAME 
USERNAME should deff take USERNAME to prom . 😏 👌 USERNAME 
USERNAME you should help your brothers loneliness . his sex standards are sick . hurts family name # lonelyman #desperate #gross 
i remember when me and #oomf had a little thing 😏 
USERNAME ugh and it's only my dad and grandpa that use it ... 😑 
and #oomf pisses me off more every single day 😒 
i swear i'm bout to leave in the next 15 mins if dont get a call 😑 
push forward , don't let your head hang low . show the people who have doubted you that you will become something . shock them . 😏 
#bored anyone want to come over and watch a kick ass asian action movie with me ? #lonely 
USERNAME japanese is my 1st and chinese is my 2n d: ) 
oomf wants me to take medicine 👎😫😩 😣 😢 😱 😳 😥 not gonna happen anytime soon , i got tea 
USERNAME im just here on facebook & my phone vibrates . my bro says , i wish it was , he doesnt know who i am >.< ! 
USERNAME nunca ? de nada ? na vida ? d: 
at the north plains chevron station . #p dx - URL 
thanks john for coming out to me via twitter 😑 
USERNAME feeding me panda express while i was driving wasn't ? i felt a connection . #rude #justkidding #noballoons . 
it just sucks ; like sniffing every two secs is mad annoying lol 😒 
my tl dead &' my phone ain't getting no love ... 😒 👎 
USERNAME is your mom gonna take a center piece again ? >_< hahahahaha . 
when alexis goes on her retweeting rampage & i get 20 texts to my phone ! 😬 😑 
USERNAME haha someone told me fat people get them 😑 😕 😐 
end of the first perio d: usf ice bulls 1 - 2 university of miami 
that message ijst got <<<<< im going back to sleepp , 😒 ✌ 
if they legalized marijuana in richmond ky my charges would be droppe d: d 
` when you don't like a bitch everything they do bothers you 😒 👌 
USERNAME hahaha or that guys toilet ! #eww #cleanthatbitchnigga ! 
i wish i can be out partying with my girlfriends like the old days d: 
when people get cut off &your like ... ? 😖 😔 
currently bored af . ! the pictures i take wen im bored :) . #bored #shruqs #babysittinq URL 
USERNAME minhas intimidades quando choro , isso n pode d: 
USERNAME did they kick you out of that wedding yet ? 😏 
USERNAME alright , just give me a minute .. i keep throwing up #disgusted 
USERNAME bro ... it was a long day , i didn't want to leave early , but i had 2 drive 😒 
USERNAME idk pick a place and apply . you can work and cleanin my room ill pay you 😏 
i got a princess in my hands 😒 😒 😒 #patientlywaiting 
USERNAME wait is the test monday or tuesday or what's happening ? ! ? ! 😖 
why plan something when you rather do something with your other friends . 😏 
seattle's 'creepy cameraman' questions our comfort with being watche d: at first , university of washington professor ... URL 
blast victim's father's wwii purple heart foun d: a purple heart and an american flag that belonged to an ... URL 
how annoyed i am right now<<<< 😒 😒 😒 😒 
it's dull & boring now that you mention sardellas . ✋ 😒 
#instacollage 😏 👽 idk i've grown accustomed to my quirks and its alright with me ♍💯〽🆓 .... b @ in my skin 💃 URL 
i hope she not a basketball practice tmrw . that'll ruin my whole break 😒 
wow my head feels like a billion pound bowling ball d: 
every time i go to the store lookin cute no one sees me , but it never fails that when i'm lookin rachet someone always gotta see me >.< 
USERNAME aww girl imma miss you d: you always start my days out ! 
USERNAME u have a right 2 say what u want: this makes me ma d: speak your min d: they don't like it: they can i follow u 
family movie time ! they're crazy .... 😯 😏 URL 
ha , nothing's changed . we're still a calamity when we're together 😏 
these missions my suegra be making me and my cuñada bust 😒 and in the cold rain fml . 
ain't doing shit tonight on my weekend off , i'm finna 😑 🔫myself 
i just sneezed about 8 times .. in a row . #fuck #hateit 
#oomf is cute in pictures and in real life . wonder is he even noticed me ? 😒 😔 
or don't even text back .. that's cool too . 😒 
just watched jersey shore for the 1st time ever and it's been confirme d: you are all idiots . 
i just wanna go home & shower . 😣 🛁🚿 
USERNAME wait until i see you at work again 😏 
to much cheap cologne in such a small space #eww 
i hate denim on denim . i really hate blue denim on black denim . #eww 
USERNAME i do ! is it like my hair ? my hair falls out a lot 😳 😐 😟 lol 
USERNAME jealous cause they don't brag about you 😏 😂 
with my headphones , my music is usually really loud . 😳 😏 👍 
i don't need a man or no type of male friend ... they ain't got my back like they say .. 😼 
USERNAME i just realized i don't get anymore ravioli ! ! ! ! ! d= my life = ruined ! haha 
that's awkward moment when you realize your an your gf phone pass code contain the same # ... lol 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME hey hey what the eff is going on here 😼 naughty . 
talkin bout nigga it ain't even 11 :3 0 yet 😑 
#bruised #ankle #leg #disgusting #purple #gross #painful #softballprobz #swollen @ minick softball complex URL 
ill member that next time you hit me up . hahh 😏 
vaporize my brain by the lillingtons on grooveshark for androi d: URL 
looks like i might be staying in tonight *shrugs* 😒 
sitting home alone on a saturday night 😒 my life 
worst place to get engage d: hillel formal . -mj #studentsembarrassingthemselves 
everyone talks to me just when it's convenient for them 😒 
this movie is scary af . . . . 😒 
USERNAME omg same here 😞 . & been puking 😣 . 
heat better not lose to that chump ass suns team . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME goo d: ) & for the tweet watchers i'm not talking about the one from the low ! lol 
USERNAME it suucckkss ! ! >.< naah but you sound good so far :3 
with that being sai d; ima just keep my comments to myself 
tomorrow better be a good day to make up for today . 😒 
USERNAME would you like a good laugh ? 😂 😏 
USERNAME & then we busted out laughing at it , at like 8 :3 0 in the a . m . & i couldn't laugh without that area tensing up & being in pain . 😖 
USERNAME why are we friends d: i don't get to come to said movie 
USERNAME it was hilarious . i'm still laughing . 😏 
this arthritis in my ankle is on another level tonight ! #hatebeininpain 😫 😖 😥 
USERNAME i like em , looks comfy to be under 😏 😂 😂 
curl up & watch movies w/me so i know its real ! 😏 
he said im pretty bc i look like him 😒 
ill be the guy over here that just gets ignored ... 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i guess this is what i'll be driving now >.< once again . bye blue car :"0 ill miss you . URL 
seeing paul wall at fly buy , no biggie . 😏 
USERNAME so do i it was so much better like this year is dramaa d; 
omg this movie that USERNAME left me watching has me freaken crying >.< 
9 hour shift — barely been here for 3 hours and they’ve already made me take a 10 and 30. anyone else see a problem here ? 😒 
i listen to music every second of every day . im serious . i blast the stereo when im in the shower . it really pisses off my parents 😏 🎧 😆 
very thing he does and . say irritates me sometimes 😒 😡 😷 
USERNAME that's my main reason ... i get scurred . so i get bitchy and push him away . yay for me . forever alone 😐 
i know tonight isn't the end all but it's a huge first step to notre dame vs alabama in the national championship . #blech #gross 
if oregon loses , alabama vs lsu again . #boring 
i was told i have really pretty eyes 😏 😏 
the fact that some girls enjoy sitting in a tree and killing animals is disturbing to me #sorrynotsorry #gross #princessprobz 👸 
stanfor d: pull this out and i'll hire grade a strippers to read the team war & peace ... in the nude . 
USERNAME live tweet surgery with pics ? um , tmi . #gross 
USERNAME yes ! ! workin a double tomorrow starting @ 8:45 😑 🔫 
i tore my freaking skin off my face . 😒 😠 
you & your new gf sit there and get high in every picture yall put up . #snapsforyou #sarcastic #ew #smfh 
this cough is making sleep impossible to do .... 😪 😑 
black leather skirt and a leopard print shirt woah 😏 
da d: let those fucking holes in your ears shut ! ! ! ! ! ! 
i have this problem where i eat the same amount as a full-grown elephant when i have zero stress in my life ... 🐘 😐 
my sister better charge her 3ds tonight because i plan on playing super mario 3d land all day tomorrow 😏 💁 
really ducks ? come one ! #wtd now ! 😡 😣 
#inhighschool shit got real , bitchezz got prego , niggaz got locked up , some didn't graduate ... smfh to my generation 😑 👎 lol 
USERNAME you're annoying 😒 i have work wednesday at landmark . what time you go in ? 
i'm marrying kyle when i'm older . #gotitplannedout 😏 💕 
i was done with guys when i said . 😒 
i'm that chick whose at a bar by herself right now 😐 🔫 
you know you're past the lust stage if a relationship when you drop your pants n the only response is 😐 😔 
really ducks ? ! come on ! #wtd now ! ! 😡 😣 
freshie USERNAME p dx s ready to rip some grass tmrw . feel like a kid on christmas eve . 
USERNAME i lost all my numbers when i got a new phone 😒 
feel like hitting the town tonight but i can't 😐 
this state smells worse than ohio . i don't see any cows around , it shouldn't smell like shit every time i walk outside . 😒 
my night is ruined staying home , someone entertain me 😒 😠 
#bored #xbox need #clan to #play with on #bo2 #blackops2 asap 
i hate feet but when USERNAME rubs my feet , its relaxing :) #ew haha 
remember ? disneyland ! USERNAME #disney #disneyland #bored #f4f #happy #throwback #ma @ disneyland pa URL 
nothing irritates me more than a couple that's been together 2 months talking about marriage . 😒 
i'm stuck watching the notebook #yuck this movie is dumb . 
lol guys really don't respect the whole thing ... kinda funny 😏 
adrien broner wins it in the 8th round by tko as de marco's corner threw in the towel 😔 very disappointing fight 😒 
i look back & smile at you cause i know it kills you deep inside that i'm better off alone 😏 
sexually frustrated right now&mad at the same dame time 😑 😤😷😫 
ready for another epic night #ready to rock on 1s USERNAME 😏 #redlinee come parteyy 
i was so fucked up at work today 😶 😑 
USERNAME my parents see my friends more than i do ! #notfair 😒 
something bit me on my fucking arm & this shit is irra >_< 
#nobodylikes boys who flirt with every single girl . #ew 
i gotta sleep in the basement today . great 😒 ... 
my boyfriends home and i'm sleepin alone ... the old people annoy me 😒 👊 
awe you're in pa , i'm jealous . rt USERNAME my throat hurts >.< 
USERNAME 🙈 😣 😁 lol idk n de i think bc they left hella l8 so driving to nj didn't seem possible 
USERNAME needs to move to ptown . i need girls i can relate to . wah . 😯 😐 👩✈💺🚀🗽🚋 
USERNAME haha , it's the weekend . my bed time ain't til 11 haha jk ! i don't got no bed time ! big girl . 😏 
USERNAME lucky 😒 all my family lives in the united states 😐 
USERNAME is really laughing n i have the straightest fucking face on 😑 #notevenfunny 
USERNAME are you sure your pants aren't wet ? ? ? lol cause i could almost swear we're at a fishery haha #nasty #dontjudgeme 
my presence on social media gets annoying when i'm home #sorry #bored 
USERNAME little jealous girl 😏 ... u gonna take me for a little ride ? 
i'm starting to think that miss america might be the best choice to lea d: at least we'd have world peace . 
where r u now when i need u around 😒 💔 🙏 
i don't think quenise wants to be my friend anymore . she never texts me , and she doesn't wanna see me . boo ! 😒 👎 
USERNAME you don't get it that i was full off soup n that i was craving a hamburger n fries from dq 😑 dumb for real . 
kinda mad my 3 bestfriends got to go to the school of my dreams since i was a little kid and i cant 😒 #bittertweet 
i wanna go to a party or something i hate bein stuck in the house 😒 
sorry for the tweeting overload , i'm the only one still awake in my house and will most likely be up for a while #sorrynotsorry #bored 
starters . i never drink wine . #youhavebeenwarnedp dx boys 
i ask you for advice and all you care about is something else 😒 
USERNAME i'm in the process of doing my own 😑 
darcy walking in the mist with his coat billowing behind him . #nope #cannot #rude 
you know it's bad when you bite your acrylic nail off 😒 #badhabits 
coast guar d: body found near burned gulf oil rig URL 
every time sumbody tweet just got done watching the new #twilight : breaking dawn - part 2 ... it makes me mad cause i wanna see it too . 😔 😒 😠 😡 👿 
going to the streets when i get home ! hyfr ! got to get this cake up . going come to school balling again ! ! 😎 😏 💀👽💵💰 
been a rough week , but had a good day . hopefully this next week doesn't suck as bad as last year . #missyou 😏 
for heaven sake jordan williamson went to fuckin westwood 😑 
USERNAME you don't have to tell me twice just point to where 😏 
the text i just got >>>>> 👏👍👌i love my life 😏 
USERNAME if i hear one more time , i'm gonna lose it 😑 👊 
the fact that i can break a little girls heart so bad ! but i ain't that mean ! 😏 
r-kelly concert was amazinngg , very tired .. stuck in this traffic ugh 😠 😑 
btw i don't appreciate all this talkin to other girls mess #rns 😒 💔 🙏 
i would do anything to have somebody to watch movies with tonight 😒 😬 
mr . potato hea d: who invited that kid ? ? ? 
finding out too much juice is a bad thing 😰 😐 
there's a helicopter shining their bright ass light around these appartments -.- shiit , they caught mee >.< lmao . 
this is why i'm not in a rush to drive 😖 thank god we are okay and nothing happened to us URL 
at the washington county sheriff's office in hillsboro . #p dx - URL 
my mom won't let me drive the camero since she knows i go fast in it 😒 
USERNAME ugh ok 😖 cryin tears on my white iphone now sobbing bye 
what have you turned into ? 😒 your nothing like you used to be ! 😔 
there's always that one person who laughs hella loud for no reason at the movie theater . #shutup #annoying 😒 
having so much fun 😏 can't wait until tomorrow when we move into our other houses ! 
USERNAME those are yummy as well i'd always buy a bag when i was younger d: 
the only thing about leaving college for a break , i miss my best frien d: ( 
i hate the idea of anyone else having you . 😔 😒 
baby you a song you make me wanna role my windows down and cruuissee 😏 
shayla is eating cookies naked & thinks that it will make her have sweet treats . 😒 what . the . fuck . 
so might get my iphone ..... when i get back from mexico 😒 
USERNAME shh your not suppost to tell people about our baby >_< 
my life is complete . beat the high school on bop it 😏 
this is how i feel right now . 😩 😡 😩 😣 💤💤💤💤 
boston police investigate breaking and entering incidents in the north en d: at about 5:45pm , on friday , november ... URL 
i've subtweeted so much today , it's crazy 😁 😏 
i’m so jealous of people who get to see you every day . >.< 
finally home , but i don't even wanna be here . 😒 
USERNAME never came over last night ! ha loser ! ! 😏 
i'm such a stalker for what i just sent diamond . 😐 😐 oh well shoot ! i donn curr💁 
i guess i'll just chill outside with uli ! 😒 
i hate having a phone everyone has . 😒 once january comes , no more iphone 
in the studio with my cousins lol^^^ there rapping all beast 😏 👐 
we can choose to be affected by the worl d; or we can choose to affect the world #whichdoyouchoose 
i won't be able to sleep tonight , it feels like someone shot me in the chest 😒 
i don't think i can stay up any longer >.< lol 
ok , we get it , forever a k-state fan . cool , good for you . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME screw you your the cheater ! ! ! and i win everytime 😏 
no one is speaking . i just keep saying 😑 
boutta eat this pizza though , fuck it 😌 😏 
can't wait to see the next bcs ranking #fuckoregon 😏 🏈 ! 
fml now nd is gonna be #1 omg the world really is ending . 😣 
wondering if USERNAME is still my twitter boyfriend ? .. we never really broke up 😏 😂 
i like to send USERNAME this when im bored >_< URL 
waiting on my roomie to see if imma actually hit up this party 😒 #cute #braids #headscarf #ratchet @ hbu wrc URL 
USERNAME reminder: new snl tonight with host jeremy rennet and musical guess .... maroon5 ..... fuck 😒 
my anaconda don't want non unless you got buns hunn 😏 
USERNAME hahahahaha he resembled you . is that better ? it was from a distance and i didn't have my contacts in . i'm blind 😒 
my sis and i r twins ! ! :d ... wait #ohshit 😒 rt: for the first time in 18 years , i have brown hair . URL 
if there was a course calle d; , i would take it . 
sheesh i barely did any thing wrong & he tryna get smart < 😑 👎 
dx mn .... that shxt just almost most made cryy ! ! 
umbrellas in the club #e dx #edm #housemusicallnightlong @ mister east URL 
is it bad that i'm really happy the ducks lost ? #sorrynotsorry #keepcrying 😏 
#oomf is so cute aw omg i like talking to him d8 me fuck distance bye 
i really just got so irritated . seriously . 😒 👊 
all is rite in the worl d: #utsa , #ou , #bu and #stanford - all winners ! ! love college football ! ! 
so jealous my dad and brother are in japan right now ... 😒 
USERNAME drive to madera yeah ? i've been driving to fresno too much 😣 
USERNAME nothing , my tweet was in the drafts that's why i didn't reply d; 
great , now the dog shit fighting irish will be in the national championship #boring 
i tell a bad bitch , do whateva i say 😏 
wish i gas somebody to spend the holidays with 😒 
there's a difference between being fake and just not fuckin with people anymore . 😒 😔 
USERNAME haha almost two months for me ! ! it's awful ! ! ! d: 
USERNAME oh dear keep me poste d; will be praying for her 
so much for oregon gettin to the championship and wearin' some stupid crazy swagged up shit smh 😣 😭 😰 
when u live in colchester & kno every1, not bc it's a small town , but bc every1 fucks each other #truth #hoes #disgustingpeople #ew USERNAME 
sad ... so saad d; kicking the dirt ... baylor played fantastic . #emaw 
*** my life is complete . beat the high score on bop it 😏 
USERNAME hahahaha right , i cannot stand attention slurpinn hoes . 😒 
true irish fan when they sucked &now a freaking happy as hell irish fan bc we are now number one 😏 plz tell me nd sucks 1 more time .. anyone ? 😂 
USERNAME don't let stuff get to you , bro . 😒 
USERNAME at least they have a college that teaches them how to speak 😐 
i hope my boyfriend doesn't care that i'm screwing up his records on nhl12 while i'm waiting for him to get home 😐 #atleastimtrying 
USERNAME ok that that right there just made me jealous ! 😏 
from my lsu frien d: ahahahahaha . life is good . #rolltide 
redbull is so expensive i'm glad i get it for free 😏 
USERNAME i thought last week was a re-run 😒 it's a good thing i recorded it though😁 
وصلنا الفلبين فلبينيه من قبيلتنا مافيكم حيله يالشوامس وصلتوو الصين = d: o 
maybe i do like him , maybe i dont . 😏 #nooneknows 
aww that's not fair i want done body to make my night 😞 😒 💔 for ever alone ! 
this question is probably easier asked than answere d: why are people so obsessed with college football ? i cant quite put my finger on it . 
i pulled into the parking lot at tonic , and what i see is two fucking 30 year old men peeing in the parking lot ! hahah ! #disgusting ! ! ! ! ! 
i didn't know i could have this many emotions all at once ... 😭 😩 😡 😤 😖 
USERNAME he just asked me if i'm single 😒 ✋ 
the new twilight movie just mind fucked me lol #freshmovie 😏 
once again an sec team will dominate the national championship ... what a shame ! ! 😒 😔 
, i think #oomf didn't love me anyways ; i could tell she didn't >.< 
tweeting as USERNAME spills my drink on me ... 😒 
i need to get a black hoodie >.< that'd be so tight butt hole . 
my mom won't let me get a small fish tank in my room again . it's not like i'm gonna over feed it and it dies like it did in fifth grade🐠 😏 
my mood and night just went to shit 😒 guess i'm just going to bed 
must have been some sort of ugly college football game on tonight ... 😒 
just planned out my life for the next 3years . #thatswhathappenswhenyoucantsleep . #bored #someonetextme ! :d 
(grabs david shaw by the hea d: ) do you realize what you've done ? ! ? ! ? 
USERNAME to só no pago dx inho aqui kra , só saio daqui amanhã v1d4 l0k4 dmss 
i ain't even mad about not going to the bcs title game , just hate that a one-loss sec team is going back . also , stanford d: respect . 
my have there friends overr 😑 . they're so loud ! 
when you can't reach a spot that's itching bad 😐 
USERNAME what a patriotic way of thinking ... 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME in the future hopefully we get back together , we both have our differences . we have things to work on . #fingers crosse d: ) 
it would start raining right fuckin now 😒 😡 😠 😤😩 
if ou had lost , texas could have controlled its destiny to the big 12 championship . 😒 
😒 ehh going to sleep in a bad mood ✌ 
2nd ban d: races . soo good ! @ crescent ballroom URL 
i love how USERNAME will tweet me but not text me . lol . #bored :/ 
USERNAME recently acquire d: purity ring . destroyer . radio dept . URL 
time for bed since i have to wake up at 4 in the morning . 😐 😴 
i've been spending lots of money >.< oohh noo ! ! ! 
USERNAME ok i guess we could wait for megdick 😒 USERNAME 
i think im going to be sick ! ! ! ! ! 😖 
this is going to be an interesting flight ... 😒 
happy USERNAME is home . however , this is cutting into my black ops 2 time 😑 
USERNAME say you do d; say it & awe /: well next time we go to the library you'll do it okay ? okay c;< 
what the fuck ! ? ! ? ! ? standford beat oregon ! ? ! ? ! ? today was definitely not a good day for good teams 😒 
USERNAME she's the real thirsty one ! ! 😒 🍷🍹🍸🍼🍺 
i wanna watch a movie but i'm way to comfortable to get up from my bed . 😒 
facebook can you please just let me change my profile picture 😑 
i was pulled over by the police 😒 always trying to bring a black man down . 
wish my phone didn't die so fast 😒 😒 😔 😒 
today was good . except i was suppose to see my baby but he got sick >.< 
i want to start collecting #adventuretime stuff but my brother claims to .. so i can't v.v 
USERNAME yes catch up time :) cause i be seeing your tweets , and i don't like you all sad or bummed so cheer up ! and get fade d; ) 
mike does not know how to treat his fine ass girl ! 😩 but i do 😏 
why is everyone going to sleep so early ... it's only saturday 😑 
that's cool my friends txt me while i'm at work but not wen i'm out 😒 fuk ya too dicks 
USERNAME i miss you so much ! ! ! ! ! 😭 😢 😞 😑 
well , USERNAME i have some good news and some bad news . goo d: the ducks lost , and usc has rooting interest . bad ? lane kiffin is staying . 
jessica seriously needs to come get her dogs . im tiredd . #whiny #tired #abby #lola #hashtag #bored 
not even tired < bored < uncomfortable bed < stressed < fml . 😒 
i ain't stunnin these niggass i ain't stunnin these bitchess 😏 
wish i wasn't woken up from my nap 😒 #cantgobacktobed 
lucky number of the day is 4 ladies and gentlemen don't ask why just know i said soo 😏 
i mean , i just said the other day i'm gonna start being selfish . 😏 
USERNAME one day we will get married and move to cali 😂 😑 
college football gets too serious at my school . 😡 😑 
google coral nava and i show up hahahahaha i'm a famous mothaafuuka word . 😏 
people stereotype mormons .. just cause they are mormon doesn't mean anything about stupid parties . 😒 
why is everyone going to sleep so early ... it's friday . 😑 
hungry .. and i keep eating but im not getting full , yeah i think i might just be #bored 
christmas wish list , crimson red ladies cut t-shirt med .... must rea d: ::: rmftr (= 
USERNAME you can see it anytime you want ... it's called porn ... 😏 
USERNAME dude no clue i'm speechless . that kicker sucked . offense blew 😑 
being home alone at night makes me want to cry 😖 
this is not boo . my makeup looks good too 😒 
when they come in my room & start grabbing my stuff <<<<< get the fuck out ! ughh >.< 
we supposed to being staying up until 12 .. his bday .. & this man over here sleep 😒 URL 
me:i want to go see lincoln . cha d: i have no idea what that is , but lincoln doesn't usually do well in theaters .. 
eh~uhn b**** keep yo sex story to yourself .... 😵 😩 😐 🙉 
if a girl pulls jack daniel out of their boot , she's a keeper 😏 USERNAME 
the adrenaline rush is always amazing during a season #championship match . let's go USERNAME #goviks #p dx URL 
the fact that he doesn't like tickles ! 😑 lol 
foregroun d: isaac and hog; backgroun d: oscar and krog @ lucky strike lanes URL 
sometimes what people say about mormons pisses me off 😒 😒 
if you're not happy with someone , leave . don't go be unfaithful and cheat with someone else because you're unhappy . #annoyed #truth #ugh 😒 
screw everyone that is having fun nd out partying >.< 
turns out i like you more than i thought 😏 
unapologetic rt USERNAME which album is better: unapologetic vs . pink friday: roman reloade d: the reup ? 
USERNAME USERNAME on the positive side i like sara's idea 😏 👌 
stupid . who bowls ? chris_broussar d: sources tell USERNAME & myself that bynum hurt his left knee a few days ago while bowling .” 
<<<< tonight <<<< fun start . boring ending . 😒 
why is it so hard to understand that i just want a friend that i can talk to about everything ? ! not a relationship or a hook up ! 😒 😡 
n the middle of me almost finishing my homework my conputer shuts off by itself . erasingall the work i jus di d: ( 
i hate the rain . i just like the cold 😒 
why tell me to tell you when you don't answer me ? ! 😒 
i'm sorry but this is how i was raise d; i don't associate with pure white trash . 
and just like that my mood went from>>>>to <<<<<<<<<<< 😫 😖 
twitter is becoming more and more like facebook everyday 😒 
i'm in the dungeon area of #sexapaloozap dx ! ! come watch ! ! 
was just waiting for someone to come out like ... 😒 
i feel like you just snotted in my hair . lolol . #gross USERNAME 
if i only had a way to communicate with you 😒 *sigh* 
there's mad depressing tweets on my tl , can every get happy wth 😒 
people was clapping to much , i was like this ain't no play .. they don't know your clapping for them 😒 
i need to listen to my baby drake cause i'm feeling some type of way 😖 😲 
#caking #driving #orlandobound #onit #weout # dx c #mybarberontheroad #letsgoo USERNAME @ turnpike n URL 
“USERNAME behol d: me & beethoven eating pretzels URL #photobomb #ocos2012 
why do i still smile when i obviously feel like 💩 ? ? ? 😒 URL 
lmao , i'm catching the subs , but thanks . 😏 
i havent gone to the movies in the longeest >.< 
i'm a little up set that visitors side for the USERNAME vs #utsa game is up in 300's #rude #bobcatstadium > #alamodome #notcool 
the door guy at biergarten didn't believe that my id was legitimate 😐 
USERNAME i dk how you do it ! 😣 i wouldn't know wth to do if i ever lost my macario 
you don't fuck with black girls like that , but your girlfriend black .. k 😒 
i haven't been this upset , confused , pissed , heartbroken in a while .. 💔 😢 😒 😔 
pic i took a few hours ago .. #late #cooling #bored #november #instamood #aeropostale #instagood #a @ da house URL 
when you go to a 16 with soneone but they end up toatallu ignoring you . fuck it >.< t 
"USERNAME yes , sir . :) USERNAME aghh d; when ? 
my mama going take me i wonder if she left her car here umm 😏 
all packed up for tomorrow . ready to go on vacation 😏 
USERNAME 😏 i just got a pp goal . i'm golden . 
tengo ganas de tacos ! ! ! ! ! d d: 
i can't believe i spent 5 hours at rider today ! >.< 
me & USERNAME use to be ohdee closee , idk what happen 😑 
watching hunger games for the first time .. pretty interesting 😏 
#laggers -.- my cousin just got here he said he would be home at six >.< 
the fair weather ones .. they already moved on ! 😏 
i don't understand how people can leave dishes/food in their bedroom . #gross 
..... everything that use to matter don't matter no moe 😒 😔 
.... but who am i kidding me && drake are totally gonna getting married cause he wants me 😏 😏 
USERNAME are you trying to call me and USERNAME mean girls since you thought if us ... ? 😏 
lonely ... i need someone to cuddle onto ! favorite if intereste d: ) lol 😋 
it's a mission to talk to drunkies ! can't get them to pay attention 😒 😒 
finally off work 100 bucks in my pocket an i'm seriously beat 😔 😒 
what are the odds of running into USERNAME at mcdonald's in cullman ? ! btw sorry we scared you , we are a little delusional ! 😣 😳 😁😴 
i miss you stephen lee ! ! dinner with my brother visiting from 🎌okinawa & baby trinh . 😣 i @ capital seafood URL 
this dj sucks can't nelly just show up already ! 😒 
could i be any worse of a friend ! ! ? ? 😣 
USERNAME i'm in a real shitty mood too i'd rather be in the bed 😑 & yeah i thought about that earlier 
USERNAME you could gain 70 pounds and still look 105 😡 😑 #butreally 
hah well that didn't last long ! guess i should just forget about it .... 😒 
USERNAME haha i guess you gotta point 😒 and it was great seeing you tonight ! love you ! 
but why is my little sister taller than me in my prof pic ? USERNAME 😑 
finally feeling somewhat comfortable in the objective-c lan d; still very much a noob 
seeing vanessa walking the same halls as me again<<<<<<<< 😷😷💀 😣 😒 
dirty mirrors upp in my bro's room 😒 but idgaf cause i'm back home ! 😄 😃 #hisroom #gladtobehere #fina @ fresno URL 
USERNAME noo , say it . i don't wanna fight you /: & lolol watch they gone steal your phone cx d: 
are they really asking me where's my boyfriend not here and why am i here 😑 
me and danny are gonna try to pull an all nighter . lets see if we even make it past 2. 😏 
kind of sucks to know USERNAME is going away for college and a lot of my fwiends are younger than me , i'll be on my own soon ... 😣 
i was gonna call xylia but i changed my mind 😐 
USERNAME nope i'm just gonna spam to phone ;) jkjk i don't wanna be blocked ! d: 
the fact that my boyfriend can't race at homestead tomorrow is depressing . 😑 
a nikka who dresses like a cholo to a 16 >.< 
when your steady puts your shit on blast #thatsthatshitidontlike that's that shit that's getting old 😒 
erinito13 breakdancingrobot USERNAME photo cre d: goldenpimp @ bowlmor lanes bethesda URL 
come crawl into my my bed and give me a reason not to sleep 😏 
i do not feel like driving back to huntsville 😒 
USERNAME haha , what ! you don't like seeing squares on your screen ! 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME im going to miss everyone as a team 😒 😔 
oh what a shame that u came here with someone 😒 
USERNAME sorry snitch n🙅. i'm still hungover from last night , you're coming to brits bday right ? ? heard the dj is a cutie 😏 haa kidding 
i'm about to pass out & it's only 12 .... 😒 
i'm the worst basketball player in the world ... i must be >.< 
laksjdhfgs omg i miss him soo freaking much ! >.< 
USERNAME the ducks let down the pac 12 today . i wanted the national champions to be a pac 12 team . #disgusted 
i'm such a fatass on the weekends 😏 #guilty #applepie #whatevs 
USERNAME well your just messing with the wrong guys then 😒 
slay sesh on facebook chat with jesse ahah talk about a poppin ass saturday right ? >.< #stillcomedythough 
i know i am way behind but renner is effing singing and playing the piano . #snl #rude 
USERNAME and my fingers and toes are literally frozen 😣 
cowgirls&angels the movie is now ruined . worst husband name ever . #hateit 
USERNAME feel ya pain ! plus i've had surgeries on both too ! 😒 😑 
if i got flesh colored leggings , niggas gonna be like 😮 😏 
lesson learne d: do not let 2 girls attempt to sit on your face on a stair case . it ends in disaster . 
i guess i'll watch get rich or die tryinn by myself since mikes passed out 😡 😑 
cum watch ed and i spank our lil spank kitten at #sexapaloozap dx in the dungeon area ! 
so i was kinda pissed that our order got messed up at chick-fil-a . mouth ready for some damn waffle fries and they ain't in my bag ! 😒 #ugh 
spongebob: | ( • )( • ) | patrick: / ( • )( • ) \ squidwar d: ( (•)(•) ) plankton: | (•) | mr . krabs: |•||•| rt if can you see them ... 
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USERNAME uhh now i really want to see it ! ! ! d: hate you brenda ! did you read the books ? 
while i was delivering tonight this guy asked me are you working this bc you dropped out i almost backed him man i am a junior at clemson 😒 
someone should definately text me .. i don't think i'll be going to bed anytime soon . #bored 
mad @ shaun bc i think he fell asleep 😡 😖 😭 
that cool . i see how this rolls . 👌 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME booll outt , ! all we did was chill sonn . ehh >_< 
someone pick me up . i don't wanna be home 😐 #soiknowitsreal 
i'm so bored & my stomach hurt . 🙍 😒 
calling it an early night .. nothing to do . #tired #bored #annoyed #yea 
USERNAME USERNAME you aren't stupid ! xd jeez luis . d; 
i will not be sitting at home tomorrow like i did today 😒 #ineedplans 
i hate people sometimes ! sometimes every little thing someone does pisses me off ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME because i got all the smartness on december 18th and you only got about half 😏 😏 
baby got drunk & ktfo . huy 😒 got nothing to do now ! 
i love USERNAME so much . he's a stud and way cooler than USERNAME , and hotter . 😏 
i have no idea why these nails look #pink and #purple #kiss #kissnails #bored time for hot chocolate ! @ ampm URL 
USERNAME is rting some solid gold right now . they so ma d; so , so , mad ! 
guy on north qua d: "lewding ... that is what should be happening right now .' 
this is why my feelings are constantly getting hurt i'm way to forgiving and way to nice 😣 😥 
sometimes i feel like my ankle is crumbling inside my foot . ! ! 😣 😁😩 
i can't wait for thanksgiving ! 🍴 ... damn there's no turkey emoji 😒 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 15 others URL 
da fuck i look like chasin a female ! ? ! ? ! ? ! i dontt even chase my liquor ! ! ! 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
i think i'm going to stop putting an effort into hangging out with people . 😐 
it's so hard not watching the packer game , but wanting to know how that play just happened 😔 my app sucks 😒 
putting jc's customs inserts in magazines ! ! 😒 #someonesaveme 
i have soccer practice at 9 in the morning all this week 😭 😣 aww mann :/ 
there's a couple making out in the starbucks line right now . #why 😒 
best thing working in a supermarket is eating sum free food 😏 👍 
me: daddy can you take me underwear shopping da d:  umm , ask ledia to take you . me: ohkayy  
#oomf be forgetting bout me now 😑 😑 😑 😒 
times like this i wish i was an adult because they don't have to take tests over this pointless stuff anymore 😒 
i'm not really ba d; i'm just drawn that way ! 
jaguara recor d: 1-8 texans recor d: 8-1 tf going on ? ? 
since my brother here all the food is about to be gone ! ! he smoke to much 😑 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME well i like that show too ! but i've been wanting to watch that's so raven . or even stevens . >.< 
USERNAME i actually explained my fear of public bathrooms to someone just yesterday . #nasty #diseases 
it's okay ... to not be okay . ! " 😒 
USERNAME ... and didn't . agree d: ugh ! ! ! 
why is imessage never functioning properly ? ! i hate that ugly green text bubble #gross 
bitches be like while sending out xs & os to half the niggas on there mobile . 😑 only change they know is in there pockets . 
boyfrien d: well let's put them together and make a chocolate factory;] 
my mom called to tell me n smoley that we have to come over for dinner , cuz she's cooking a roast # wtff #hateroast #gross 
i reeaallyy wanna know who oomfs oomf is . 😏 
texans need to step there game up ... 😑 😁 
USERNAME it makes sending texts and getting texts 10x longer and calls won't connect 😒 
mission accomplishe d: my dad loved the letter 😏 😁👍 
you don't know about me , but i bet you'll want too 😏 
USERNAME apparently the average suicide rate of people with androids is like 75%. it's only like 58% with iphones . apple: 1 androi d: -3 
only 30 mins left of kmart lol #bored #15minbreak #ineedsleep #now URL 
didn't know that was oomf car ! that bihh bad d: ) 
ice skating for the first time since middle school ... #ohgod 😖 URL 
i'm not sure if i'm going to make it out alive from this semester . 😣 
every time my dad tells at the tv my dog thinks he needs to join in 😒 #loudhouse 
1 new message: from: jessica barn d: wanna cuddle ? 
hipster qot d: i'm worried i won't get along with the family . they're super republican and they eat meat . what will we even talk about ? 
USERNAME real talk ! laying in bed is not being a fatass ! it's being a lazy ass 😒 😂 😂 
okay , guess were doing this 😏 #newyearsparty #myhouse USERNAME 
USERNAME so after terry said yes yesterday , i guess he changed his mind lol . i was busy and didn't hear him . whoops 😒 my fault 
USERNAME the struggle syd 😒 but my mommy wants me to introduce to my bestfriend 😏 
USERNAME i personally believe we're just really dedicate d; ) #nottrue 
USERNAME i was , but i had to withdraw due to an unfortunate event 😒 . i'm starting again next semester though . 
USERNAME ha ha ha aren't you just hilarious 😒 lol 
USERNAME USERNAME where was my invite ? ? 😑 😢 
why do they ruin everything ... then they ask why i am never home . cause of this crap ... 😒 
cannot believe i'm on my way to see breaking dawn right now 😑 🔫 
don't know how anybody can read in the car 😣 😷🙅 phones are the only exception ! 📱 
end of 3rd quarter: 14 total pts allowe d; 0 sacks; 2 ints; 0 int td returns; 0 ffs; 0 frs . 
just hit my brother in the face with kae cup ! that's how bad he aggravated me in this fucking truck man 😒 😒 now let his ass cry 
i want to sleep😁 😣 me no want to play football 😭 
u ain't signing my check so i don't have to do shit u tell me 😏 
i hate that no one ever wants to do anything when i'm in dallas 😒 that is why i stay in denton ! 
i'm sure that'll all change as soon as i step out of this room… 😒 
now back to the redskins beating the eagles ass . 😏 
da d: dude , your mom hates me , and you look like me so that's why she hates you too . sorry bro but were both fucked ... 
USERNAME my vision: usc beats n d; fsu beats uf; uga beats bama for sec title . uga vs lsu for bcs nc . geaux tigers ! 
my view for the past hour ! -_- 😒 😤 😠 #annoyed #impatient #hurry #gottapee #bored #notfun #sunny @ auburn mall URL 
#brokennail thanks to bribarranaza . 😒 @ the kelly residence URL 
praying for your happiness hope that you recover 🙏 😊 😏 
USERNAME i'm aware .. i , in fact , am a ginger . but we do have feelings , ya dick 😒 
i need new people to text . nobody ever text me back ! 😒 
every little thing that we do .. should be between me & you 😏 
intermission ! (aka , time to check fb and twitter ... i'm such a slave to social media . d; ) 
work , work , work; all day long . 😏 👏💸 
my new jacket smells like beer& loko 😖 😖 😖 😖 
i tricked my nephew into saying he's making cornbread for thanksgiving so he would tell my sis lmao my plans working too 😏 
i swear on my life this guy at toads sai d: too handsome i guess 
new sunday tradition ... gettin straight killed in fantasy football ... 😒 USERNAME 
da d: alright , press the accelerator very lightly . me: okay . *slams foot on accelerator , forgetting we're in reverse , and fly backwards* 
i get so nervous shopping for shoes online 😣 i hope they fit 
honestly wish i was home watching football instead of sitting at work 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i mean i could still have one 😏 
my dad keeps on fucking up my lazy days 😑 
just got done watching a movie called girl fight ! it's was very disturbing seeing an innocent girl get beat up ! 😨 😣 
i wonder how many people sext on snapchat .. #nasty 
i have literally been sitting in the same spot for three hours at the library . then all the annoying noisy people decide to move in . #rude 
santa rosa ave / e todd r d; 1182-trfc collision-no inj; nov 18 2012 12:21pm [1] grn hond acc vs whi rv (121118gg01066) 
0 highland blv d; fire-report of; nov 18 2012 12:09pm [1] r on fire - white smoke , no flames (121118my00387) 
oh you just want sex . ? fuck you . ( no pun intended >.< ) 
me too . but you stop sending those awhile ago 😒 
thanks to the trojans and rams , it's been a #sportslostweekend . just like this lost weeken d: URL 
this is serious . imessage isn't working . 😭 😩 😒 😠 😡 
USERNAME then why don't you just do that ? i want mine pink but yanno 😏 
where are all you falcons fans ! ? oh yeah ... you only show up if they're winning 😏 
USERNAME what's good ? need to do that test though 😒 
boe that weed i had last night was love ! ima get somebody some of that shit for christmas .... 😏 but who ? ? 
#retail #job in #districtheights , m d: md customer service representative at family dollar URL #jobs 
trying to make myself get up & go tan .... 😒 it shouldn't be this bad lol 
#it #job in #newcarrollton , m d: etl informatica developer at jsl computer services , inc . URL #nettempsjobs 
USERNAME let me my boy steve he’ll fix this problem 😒 😏 
my da d: tastes like she rubbed it on her ass lmao smh 
pray for israel ! ! ! ! ! ! its all coming to an en d; biblically 
sign i've lost my min d: working two 12 hour shifts within two weeks . 
USERNAME hahaha USERNAME true USERNAME i didn't post it 😏 
seriously ? first thing you ask me when you get home is 😒 
USERNAME don't tell at me d: i haven't ate & i'm smokin now too lol >.< but i love you & miss you too ! ! ! ! ): 
i made absolutely no sense while i was texting USERNAME last night . 😒 
too fascinating not to share: “USERNAME long thought extinct , a 750-limbed creature has been discovere d: URL 
i need to stick a cork in my dogs ass >.< 
USERNAME look here lil girl threaten me one ☝mo gin and ima bite you lol 😐 👹 
the plus of the chiefs getting raile d: i'm sitting in row 9 now . 
that shot fo everyone leaving arrowhea d: stark . depressing . telling . 
my mom just turned down an iphone because she didn't wanna get rid of her data plan 😱 #stillgotunlimited 😏 
USERNAME 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 what i do 
ion even need nobody really but my bestfriend .. everybody else can kick 😒 .. 
missing my team play today cuz stupid work 😒 #gopats ! 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah tania's paying for all of us 😋 😏 
i wish i could train my dog to close the door after herself when she bursts into my room .. 😒 🐶 
i apologize to the girl i threw up on last night 😒 
hopefully the steelers can get a win today without big ben ! 😏 
duly note d: philly cab drivers hate the marathon USERNAME USERNAME #justaheadsup 
i didn't think i was that much of a different person in a relationship than i was single . d: not ok . 
USERNAME skip the paper . and i’m sorry ! i was in a big party with friends and i was the party leader . i couldn’t leave ! d: 
tonight is #survivorseries but besides from the main event i'm not interested in this ppv >.< punk better retain ! ! #bestintheworld 
i just bought a giant bag of swedish fish and its already half way empty 😏 😳 😂 
peach #margarita blende d= perfect #alcohol drink to get #tipsy too #losangeles #santamonica URL 
super bumme d; amy hastings dnf in yokohama marathon . :( 
i get so mad when they came out & guys look at me like 😏 i'm like what nigga what ... smh 
jake from state farm ? 😏 @ light up night 🌟👆🌙 URL 
idk where my head is . kinda confused 😕 😐 
wish my effin' scanner would work so i don't have to keep drawing this alien ! #annoyed #frustrated 😖 😤 
worse thing ever is to hook up with a then discover that she was wearing a mask(make up) to hide her face the while time 😣 
wth is wrong with my damn imessage ! ! 😲 😖 🔫👎 
ugh this show is getting the best of me ! #bored 
i have absolutely nothing planned for this entire week off <<< #bored # 
it’s suppose to be raining and it’s sunny ! 😒 
i feel like everyone has an essay to write today ! haha at least i know i'm not the only procrastinator ' ! 😏 haha 
bad luck loso or what ? if us winning games means me not going ill take one for the team 😒 
picking up refreshments for #littleboxes2012 #inp dx #buddha littleboxesp dx @ fubonn supermarket URL 
te dx youthUSERNAME (past) revise d: huntsville , alabama , united states — sun nov 18 at 13:00 URL 
USERNAME hey guys , bought mobile plugin , can’t downloa d: can’t post to forums , either- getting a db error . 
still a work in progress , but here's my initial coaching candidate list for ut . comments/questions welcome d: URL 
USERNAME i better be d; lmfao , i'm one those bitches who plays call of duty xd lmfao 
some people love money , i do too , but food is better 😏 
my imessage is all sorts of fucked up right now 😒 
bakers is going out of business in wheaton lol ! ! what happened -_- 😖 😂 😁 
USERNAME lmaoo yeah , that shit stay on my tv ! ! 😏 
i really gotta stop blacking out and waking up naked 😒 #nokeys #fucked 
somebody , anybody text me , dm , anything . #bored 
i gotta be honest , i'm not like taylor swifts new album that much >_< she changed her sound too much i don't really like it . 
kitty in the sunlight . sophie is always so serious 😼 @ home sweet home URL 
act like a lady , think like a man 😏 
USERNAME i don't understand why people do that to their ugly ass cars . why not just get a new better one-_- i dunnoo 😐 💁 
the definition of a bad fantasy football weeken d: probably will be blown out at this rate by USERNAME 
when USERNAME told me about flo rida’s dirty song 😒 
i wear pink a lot because its a warm living color that makes me happy and in a good moo d: ) 
going urban #winetasting today in #p dx to stock up for #thanksgiving . 
little do he know he told me exactly how he feel while he was drunk las night .. but since he wanna act careless while he sober ... *shrugs* 😒 
last night was fun ! and the night before that . 😏 
USERNAME my phone won't let me text you .... 😣 😞 😔 😭 😥 😲 
this lady in the chair next to me is a bitchh . #rude 
USERNAME so you get what i was referring to 😏 
left work & didnt look at the schedule lls i have no idea when i go back in ..... dx mmit lls 
now i'm about to do laundry . i'm gonna be a perfect house wife someday 😏 
since rob and i decided to spend the entire day in bed i suppose i'll get up and go to work 😤😩 😰 😑 
my 8 year old brother asked if there are any white people on the browns 😑 
😒 constantly having to remind someone that they have a significant other . #stopcomingontome #damn 
they're trying to rattle me but it's not gonna work , i know my boo loves me . right , USERNAME ? 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME oh sorry ! i totally misunderstood you . stupid twitter with no context . >.< 
how my dad always makes the family get to church an hour early 😑 😑 😑 #badhabit 
USERNAME no because you didn't invite me to denny's >.< 
USERNAME i love your hair^~^ and sweater of jack' d: matches my bag ^__^ 
hoarding #nike #hoarder #shoes #portland #p dx #oregon @ nike factory store URL 
but remember that time i lit a match on the states bus cause i was sewing my pointe shoes and had to burn the ribbons ... 😏 
tiem to down all the vitamin c in the world . cannot get sick before the flu shot dx 
ahh .. i hate this altitude , my ears constantly pop 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #ew i looked like that ? #disgusting 
sand hill rd / whiskey hill r d; 1179-trfc collision 1141 enrt; nov 18 2012 12:24pm [2] deputy 1097 (121118gg01073) 
a word on andy rei d: this man lost his son to addiction this year . most people never return to work after that . give him grace . 
i actually had an incred . session w/ this o+ & just did this visualization = feel better ! not fixe d; better . 
on break . found out why i was being ignored smhh 🔫 😏 😑 
ima only tell you this once , you tha illest . 👌 😏 😎 
played well in richfield .. how i got sick .. idk . ! :o #bull .. >.< 
this rain weather is making my hair frizzy 😒 not cute . 
i am so pissed off & annoyed #subtweet you are on my last nerve . don't try to talk to me . 😠 😒 
USERNAME what happens if they get into a fight >.< ? 
i didn't know imessage was messed up cause no one ever texts me . 😐 
me:ugh .... i know 😒 you tell me all the time 
i need to get the hell outta here ! ! ! 👌 😣 
USERNAME 72 i had a 77% in the class now i have 76% one percent 😒 
this tweet makes the year i was born ! 😏 😎 
it really annoys me how much imessage is down . 😒 
knew from the amount of bad dreams i had last night , today would be like this 😒 
finally on our way to our actual houses 😏 👌💁🏤 
when people knock on my door as if they were the mother fucking swat team 😡 😒 
is it possible to love and hate being single at the same ? 😏 😔 
i said fat people can't wear hollister & my mom was like you trina call me fat then said i'll tell you where i'm fat in 3 places ;d #eww 
wonder what vic gunna have in store for me 😏 😏 
USERNAME this is so annoying . it's taking an hour to send 1 text . 😐 😡 
USERNAME i'm known to be a very lucky gal ! #itwillbedone 😏 
made a goal today ! ! ⚽😁 😏 #canttouchme #alldaybaby #soccer 
androids always end up getting the same apps 😒 #iphoneproblems 
before you start bashing someone else and what they do have you taken a good hard look in the mirror ? 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm hiding in the pit 😏 
my dad got black ops 2 ... i'm so fucking jealous . d: <'3 
yeahh about this .... lmfaoo oh gosh i look like i'm like 10 >.< but my shirt says i love puppies :3 URL 
right when i was going in to swim this man comes in 😒 😒 
USERNAME iknow ! my last twitter name was so boring ! hadda spice it up a lil 💗 😏 
test tomorrow and have to spend my break studying for accounting ! 😒 
USERNAME secretly only ! i promise i don't miss you that much 😫 😖 😢 . i want to bash my head into a wall and be stuck forget #hateschool 
my imessage actin up on me 😒 the minute this phone stops working , that galaxy s3 or note 2 is mine 
lost my belly button ring . going to the mall to get more . god i always lose them 😒 
the beginning of today was beautiful & now it got ugly 😒 
you can't be nice to people they assume u flirting 😑 
da d: the browns will be really good next year 
da d: it's all i got , ok ! ? 
USERNAME hahaha are you not watching the game ? ! it's freaking ridiculous ! 😖 
USERNAME except the 2 males that are ruining our lives v.v 
i'm pretty sure my birthday woulda gone a lot better if i woulda gone to hookah with my girls instead 😒 
ok we hot it you got a big dick 😒 USERNAME everytime i fuck biches dey be like stop or ouch cuz it hurts lmao dey complain da its too bi 
USERNAME he thinks they look good 😐 he calls them david beckham beanies 
my braces hurt so bad right now , they make me sound like a man >.< 
when your a nice dude she assumes your up to no good 😒 
so since we're on break , what's goin on tonight ? ! 😏 #sundayfunday #fallbreak 
😥 😖 😕 👎👎👎👎👎👎rt USERNAME julio jones questionable to return with an ankle injury: URL #atlaz12 
that annoying moment when you get your license but can't drive until the next day cus the registry is closed #bored <<<<< 
i wouldn't know if my imessage was working or not 😒 #loner 
girls don’t know the inside and out of football . 😏 
tired & hungry at the same damn time <<<< 😖 😤 😕 
i need someone new to bake for ... 😐 i wanna bake but don't have anyone to eat it ... 😢 
even though i have 2 quizzes tomorrow , i'm pretending they don't exist because its a 2 day week . 😏 
i just wake up and slept through the whole fucking texans game . what is this shit . ? >.< 
my wifi at the apartment is being a bitch too . 😒 
setting all the music to play on the snow globes in tj maxx >> hehe 😏 
met an asian w/ a thick southern accent today…my eye and ears were suuper confused . 😐 ❓ 
USERNAME cause it's funny xd d wait , let me guess you go for chivas ? >.< lol xd 
balls , i have to wait another week to get my books 😐 
she not allowed to have no damn fun ! 😡 😑 🐱💦🍆🙅🙅🙅🙅 
USERNAME we never were best friends though . and i guess there's no need in me snap chatting you now 😐 ✌ 
wante d: kicker who knows what the saying means . signe d: packers fans everywhere 
USERNAME nah , fuck that 😒 i can't sell any of my good weed there🍁 
if funny how people listen to the song but never seen the movie when i ask them 😑 😂 
it's so pretty outside yet i been in my apartment bein lazy af #fail 😑 
i even miss being your taxi and bank 😳 😂 😏 
work work work and more work . #bored #nolife USERNAME 
in a really weird place right now emotionally #confused #mixedemotions 😒 😖 😕 
waiting to see my papa with my grandmother ... she has been on the phone since i got here ... 👵📲 😳 😏 #popular70yrold 
so sprint has a tower down & unless i leave my house i can't call nor text 😒 URL 
i don't understand how some ppl can be so inconsiderate & self-centered ! you'd think they'd wanna be better than the ppl who raised them ! 😒 
“USERNAME so my dad wanted to go for a ride in his baby without me 😑 😞 URL tell him race me . lol 
i have a boo boo on my middle finger 😒 
everytime i drink sprite i get hiccups . 😣 😣 😣 
why isn't my imessage working ? ! ? ! #ughh 😔 😣 😡 
don't know what's more awkwar d: bunch of kapaun kids in the lobby w/ no ticket or mrs . burnetts son seeing a movie w/ his mom and girlfriend 
USERNAME so , i ask you , my frien d: who would you prefer , islamist revolutionaries or a democratic state advancing civilization ? 
USERNAME , awwh dx mn well you just gone be assed out ! lol sorry 
clothing shopping all morning . exhausted . don't know how you woman do it ... 😒 😒 😒 @ crossgates mall URL 
vettel 2n d; USERNAME 3r d; only 13 pts . b/n them for wdc in brazil next week ! that's how u help out a former teammate , lewis ! USERNAME #cota 
making cds for the beautifuls USERNAME and USERNAME because they love my epic taste in music 😏 
fbc eupora youth praise ban d: guitars only today at 4:00. 
#igotoaschool where people will give you the dirtiest look if you walk in late 🕝 😒 😠 
not something i want to drive behind #deaddeer #gross URL 
imessage is being a big bitch right now . 😒 
get home 🏠 eat 🍪 sit down 💺 eat 🍟 stand up 🚶 eat 🍔 pass out 😴 eat .🍕 wake up 😣 eat 🍩 full . 😥 eat . 😫 full . 😷 eat ! 😭 
ok well i guess i'm just gunna do homework v.v 
the nail lady cut my finger 😒 😑 😠 😲 
let me see you bust it , bust it , bust it .. 😏 
i need to go home and shower before i continue on with my day . lmao . wash this dye off my neck >.< 
tell someone something so they can piss you off by doing shittay things 😕 😒 
pissed that they didn't play booty work last night 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME wow that's really uncool mindy really uncool 😒 i thought you were better than that 😔 
sometimes you just gotta delete all of those text that meant so much to you d: 
USERNAME it's not just us ! must be hurricane sandy fucking with imessage 😏 
i to keep your surprises coming when you least expect it . 😏 💓 
can we do it all night till ' things get right ? 🎶👌 😏 
got told i was earlier .. i don't know how to take that 😏 
how original . you got a pauly d blow out & your hair is dyed like wiz khalifa 😒 
sir francis drake blvd / whites hill fire r d; 1179-trfc collision 1141 enrt; nov 18 2012 12:41pm [1] solo mc tc // mc rider down appears un 
garden ave / w sunset blv d; animal-live or dead animal; nov 18 2012 12:40pm [1] inj''d dog / unk when hit (121118gg01113) 
el caminito ct / proctor r d; 20002-hit and run no injuries; nov 18 2012 12 :3 6pm [4] correction this morning rp''s daughter was unable to op 
can you handle it if i go there baby with you ! ? 😏 
yo , i know USERNAME is gonna throw me a huge party when i go down . 👍 😏 👌💁 
no estoy en n a d i e hoy . 😠 😒 
i hate chinese and i hate when my parents try to make me eat it 😒 
USERNAME i know i'm watching the game bc they won't play the texans in my area ! 😑 😡 
#yongratchet at # dx c #orlando at the mela room till 8 ! @ mela room URL 
they're claiming i have a sinus infection 😒 that's not it . 
i knew it was too good to be true .. 😖 
USERNAME it said it delivered with imessage 😒 so i just went and shut the stupid thing off 😏 👌 
people be trippin . like remain calm 🙌 #chillout not everything is about you . the world doesn't revolve around you . #shutup ✋ 😒 ✌ 
USERNAME & it's not even everything & the year ain't even over 😏 😬 
haa , ha , ha , ha , ha . 😏 #2omf 's 
love when they call me #mala i am i am i admit it 😁😈 😏 
its not on my boot but is on the floormat -__- #eww 
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USERNAME my phone is being stupid right now .. well stupider 😒 
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USERNAME 😩 i know . i can basically count my fantasy team for a loss this week . thanks matt 😒 
im tryna leave & my dad talking bout hell drop me off , the nigga still sitting on the couch watching football 😒 
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ben watson catching a t d: a sight uncommon to patriots fans . 
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USERNAME what did you expect ? they sorry . 😏 
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i can't believe i missed the game today 😒 👎🏈🌟 
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/// think its all iphones mine is too and soo are some other ppl ive heard 😒 
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they decide to give quizz the ball at the end of the game 😒 
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USERNAME so you calling me a girl now ? 😒 
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USERNAME do what i do , kick it off 😏 
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epic tweet: time , date , everything aligne d; minus the year . oh wellz . 
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today while playing lacrosse i scored a goal then said 😒 
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USERNAME that name is too high of presidence to come outta that mouth of yours .. 😑 
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lou d: how i like my music and my green ... both greens that is 
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USERNAME except christian probably hates me after last night . hahaha #ew 
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i mean cuddling with me ends in ...... umm 😏 😏 yeaa . am i allowed to say ? ? 
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bout to scoop your girl up like a ground ball 😏 
gonna go to sleep now 😴 😒 i'm annoyed . story of my fucking life . 
i should know better than to try to talk to my boyfriend when i know the new halo just came out ... 😒 
#confessionnight scary ass niggabitches who attract attention over social networks kill me 😖 
whenever i actually make plans , they never seem to work out 😒 👎 
USERNAME ur the one being mean ! correcting my spelling nd shyt -.-nd i look mean ? d; wtf im fkn nice -.- 
oh hey anatomy . long time no see . #not #needabreak 😑 
everybody in this house haves a flat screen tv except me i'm stuck with this stone age shit >.< 
why can't lcc be cancelled too ? ! #damn pansies 😒 
don't expect me to txt you back if your juss gana be tweeting everything i fuckin tell you . >.< 
this blister is a pain in my a$$ 😡 😒 
if only i had someone to talk to 😒 😞 
i hate when people retweet people i don't follow 😁😁 .. i don't follow them for a reason 😒 
USERNAME i'm good , thanks ... bout to go to be d: ) 
USERNAME thinkin wit your lil brain ! ! >_< ! ! 
USERNAME wasn't mad at you , just looking out for you . and ew neverr 😑 #duh #ofcourse 
#confessionnight i'm so dedicated 2 choir and my sports .🎤⚽🎶 u don't evn understand . 😌 😒 ✌ 
USERNAME USERNAME okay well i hope it's before thanksgiving day ! cause i leave for pittsburgh thanksgiving morning til sunday for work 😒 
had an amazing day with the best girl in the worl d: -) ! ! ! 
i been thinkin im frank ocean tryna hit them high notes 😒 
USERNAME lady marmalade just came on my pandora 😏 #jammin 
need to do at least 60 more pages tonight . #eww #kafka URL 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm kinda nervous to watch it now ... 😑 
just saw a picture of a guy kissing his girlfriends foot <<< 😷 😖 #bignono 
i swear i can make a person think deep d; 
USERNAME well it'll just get broken twice cause the butt did its damage 😌 😖 
late night riding with my babes ☺ 😑 lol URL 
this is why i shouldn’t eat before i get my work done…i got the otis 😮 n i feel mad sleepy 😑 
my 5,323 tweet goes to USERNAME because i guess he's rad as hell . 😱 😏 
i'm still feeling that roy rogers from earlier today . >.< 
USERNAME jeremih is your favorite ? ? ? lolz #lawdhelpher 😏 
ugh now i really wanna go on the rides at the fair . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm never an asshole when was the last time i ever was an asshole to you 😕 😐 😑 😤😤 
i have a pinched back nerve elliot needs to give me a back massage d: 
reading makes me nauseas .. i've been trying to read the same page for a good hour now ... 😣 make it stop 
#confessionnight i'm scared to get stretch marks all over my body >.< 
my night has consisted of the last song , the notebook , and now the ugly truth .. i've officially hit loser status . 😒 
USERNAME i feel so stupid 😒 is the kid asleep already ? 
& i'm just retweeting everything so i really can't say nothing 😒 
when i'm waiting for a text and then my mom texts me .... 😒 
hott bubble bath with candles and my smell good , #cashmere glow . smelling goo d: ) 
whyy are there so many chick flicks on tonight ? ! 😒 
wanted to vent but nevamin d; boutta to see if the court is open 
what's the special edition in the special edition of the notebook ? it looks the same to me ... 😐 
death threats from across the hall 😖 USERNAME USERNAME URL 
getting tired of eating nothing but peanut butter , hard boiled eggs , and oatmeal between meals 😣 💪 
USERNAME noo , it was creepy af ! like i swear there's something going on in my house right now 😖 call me a 🐱 #dontcare 
#confessionnight alot of y'all think y'all the shit but really you just smell like shit 😏 
sunday's r wack but today was actually a good day : blitted d: ) 
its gonna be monday in less than a hr 😖 noo ! ! #idontlikemondays 
USERNAME i'm sorry it's just so tempting to creep on you .. 😒 😔 
USERNAME text me ! ! ! ! >.< my twitter sucks right now 
USERNAME haha . fuck that wish . i'm mad at the time now >.< 
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USERNAME and all his sad tweets tonight 😣 cheer up ! 
but she takes me & complains about how fat i am 😑 lmao 
USERNAME i di d: ) i was going to tell you tomorrow :) ! 
alicia keys be singing with the caps lock on . 😒 
after that gym session i think it's safe to say i'm just going to throw away the clothes #ew #goodworkout 
USERNAME : i screamed so loud at the end xd i felt stupid because it wasn't scary . just jumpy >.< 
#confessionnight i'm glad i've finally grew up & reached my #turningpoint ... i know it was nobody but go d; to give me an ease ! 
i can't breathe out of my nose 😒 💔 😢 🙏 
thanks kendall for just now following me 😒 and i thought you loved me 
USERNAME i'm a professional multitasker ... and by multitasker , i mean procrastinator .... 😑 
when your best friend doesn't believe you , and you're just there like 😒 
this weekend i'm gonna make soo much money 💰 😏 😹 
if only everybody knew what jack just texted me ... 😳 😑 
i feel like a boy without my nails painted d: 
what ! ? ! did that girl just left used tampons and condoms on the bar counter ! ? #thefuck #onlyinp dx USERNAME 
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USERNAME after i dropped a pass like that i'd lay on the ground and act like i was hurt too 😒 
i don't like using the clamp on my curler anymore . those curls dont look good on my hair d: 
hen u see the sign for harrisburg keep going my nig . #boring 
a person sticks their finger in your mouth then sticks it in someone else's mouth then back in yours 😖 ... yea i know gross , unacceptable .. 
USERNAME i seriously have 3 different accounts because its always being stupid ! lol and i don't even think i can get on the most recent 😒 
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#confessionnight a dude with big arm muscles really turns me on 😏 
#confessionnight i hate getting into my feelings cuz then i can't stop thinking .. 😒 
#confessionnight it kinda sucks knowing nobody likes you as more than a friend #letsbehonest 😒 😔 
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#mynextboyfriendwill stick by my side when we go out places ... i don't trust these bitches . 😒 
please , i'm everybody type . . i got what everybody like 😏 
what the hell ! ? i just saw the nastiest thing ever ! 😖 😷 omg ! 
straight up ignorance is the fastest way to end up on my shit list . #somepeople 😒 
bet you your mommy doesn't stop by work to bring you dinner so you don't starve 😏 😌 
USERNAME cat keeps farting ! #eww #ididntknowcatsdidthat 🙀 😳 🐱 
#confessiontweet wen i get drunk n females test me about my dick i got a bad habit of pullin it outt 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😏 😑 😑 
USERNAME lol nah you're not quick enough 😹 😋 😼 
USERNAME nevermind i get it . #embarassed #wasconfused 😏 😂 
#oomf should come see me though ? 😏 even though i can't text you .. 😔 
USERNAME ik who ima get on that ahh 😏 😂 😂 
USERNAME need 1 to scrim with right now ad d: sklppey 
don't give your heart to someone unless your really really really for sure you should 😐 
you know who i was talking about right ? 😒 in my last tweet ? USERNAME 
my mom cooked pernil & didnt even tell me i aint shit 😒 
USERNAME i guess i'll let it slide this time . 😒 
i'm bouta go drive on the interstate and press my brakes so a car runs into me ... that's my get rich quick scheme 😏 
just got off .. & i be back at 8 😒 
anyone else see that leanne hall picture yet ? #nasty 
USERNAME USERNAME this is not appropriate for twitter . 😌 😏 
by this you know the spirit of go d: every spirit that confesses that jesus christ has come in the flesh is of god , (i john 4:2 nkjv) 
USERNAME i can't dm u the account info cause u ain't following me >_< 
my mom made pernil & didnt even tell me i aint shit 😒 
this rain makes me feel like i'm in the stadium ! 😐 
#confessionnight i have a lot of dirty little secrets 😷 😎 😏 😈 
i am so desperate to get rid of this cough that i just drank honey .. a lot of honey . #disgusting #betterwork 
USERNAME hope ur doing well i heard u took ur sling off 4 a min tisc tisc don't try that again missy :-) i no it's frustrating be goo d: ) 
i feel like i am the only person off work tomorrow 😒 
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my back is fucking killing me ! ! ! 😖 #ouchh ! ! ! 
my most used emoji has to be 😒 . too many reasons to roll my eyes i guess , lol . serious attempt to keep track of the positives in the future . 
i guess u can call mhe conceite d: -) URL 
i told kirby what i did last night 😂 😑 
man it seems like everyone on twitter is down tonight . 😒 #cheerup ☺ 
#conefessionnight my past is a complete story of pain , but my future .... man y'all just watch me workk ! 😏 
my sister is making me smores 😏 #thatsright 👇 lol 
USERNAME liking all my pictures on instagram .. my turn 😏 👌 
#confessionnight i can't make emm love me¡ but i'll keep trying 😏 
epsn for the night ... this should be interesting (🏈🏀⚽⚾) 😣 
USERNAME i take back my last tweets to you #rude 
i miss having my mom around having mom and daughter dates 😒 sucks ... 
USERNAME especially when they are super obvious just looks #gross 
i may not be perfect 😒 but i am pretty amazing and thats pretty darn close . 😏 
USERNAME thinks he's the man because he packs lips #buthesnot #copenhagen #eww 
rt USERNAME bout to go in the crib<- aw you think we are there waiting on u that's why u telling us ! ? ? ! 😐 
#confessionnight i cannot be in school if i don't have earphones >.< 
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#capricorn and ill will leave it at that ! ! ! 😐 
anxious to find out what i got on the act 😳 😁 😣 #hopefullytomorrow 
#conefessionnight . i like them moments when i already know the truth . but still will ask the person to see if they lie lol 😏 
i scream , you scream , we all scream .. then i get mad . be original >.< 
why am i still up ? i know it's not late , but i gotta get up early & register for my spring semester classes ! ! ! #ahh #needsleep 😴 😑 
USERNAME keeps changing the song when i start singing 😑 
haven't tweeted in a few days , sorry guys ! ! 😕 … 😒 … 😔 … 😞 #apologies 
USERNAME i think i've noticed ! hahaha i wish i had naturally curly hair ...... #myhairsucks 😣 😞 
#confessionnight : chief keef fucking sucks his shit shouldn't even be classified as 😂 ✋ 😐 . 
#oomf smells like she doesnt shower but once a week and looks like she goes 2 weeks without washing her hair . #smelly #gross . #badhygiene 
USERNAME lmfaoo >.< we usedd to be wildd :x ... 
i'm sorry , what ? possible snow showers tomorrow afternoon ? ❄ 😒 .. no . #toocold #notreadyforwinter 
when my back hurts so bad i could scream ! ! 😫 😥 😣 
do you ever feel like doing a backflip ? ... then you remember you don't know how to do a backflip . 😐 
i hate this feeling . absolutely hate it . 😒 
i still have sharpie all over my legs ... it won't come off 😒 😣 
getting a half ass foot roob cuz he playing 2k 😒 
all day: tired . time to go to be d: not tired ! 
losing your wallet has a never ending spiral of consequences . no student i d= no food ... no credit car d= no food ... no cash=no food ............ 
omg i have had the worst heartburn all day ! ! ! 😣 #needtums 
USERNAME there’s not spot that doesn’t require speaking spanish ? >.< 
#confessionnight i retweet USERNAME at least twice a day . his tweets are amazing , can't help it . 😏 😏 😏 
anthony is over here whining like a baby back bitch . 😒 #smh 
woow call me maybe just won best song at the #ama 's smh what has the world come to 😒 😒 
USERNAME yeah yeah yeah .. says the girl who was gone study with me 👊💢 😕 😐 😬 😡 😠 
😳 i think i should stop looking at pics on twitter just for that reason 😑 URL 
USERNAME hopefully better days ahead though .. i try n keep busy 😒 
USERNAME it's a badass cruise , super fancy ... i'm just not feelin it 😑 maybe ill feel better 2moro 
USERNAME lol leave me alone again ! ! ! ! ! i'm getting caught up on twitter geez ! ! ! ! 😒 
#confessionnight i want a guy that comes across as straight . can you see how difficult that is ? ! 😒 
USERNAME well that sounds nasty and a half . 😣 
just sent USERNAME some of these new bars ... and i was bullshitting with it , imagine what i would really do to these niggas bruh . 😧 😐 
i can't stand when my family comes over my house . eating all my fruit roll ups n shit 😒 . 
USERNAME omg me too i just wish all of these people would follow me instead of just like and repost it 😒 
i can't finish my snack wrap bc of this 😒 
#confessionnight when ppl stare at me web i speak spanish in public , tf u ain't ever hear a nigga speak puerto rican spanish 😒 
USERNAME 😒 smh . i feel like a little craziness keep it interesting . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ahh yess ! now i don't wanna go to sleep .. 😖 
when USERNAME & hd call me and say there is asians in diapers outside of my house i'm not sure how to react ......... 😑 
rt USERNAME if i wasn't over it all before ..... i'm officially over it .... all<-good cuz we were wondering if u were over it ! ! 😏 😒 
USERNAME - 😒 😒 😒 😒 i despise the way that term is wrongfully used 
#sexconfessions kissing on her neck while rubbing on clit will blow ha min d; ) 
USERNAME lmao you just embarassed me on twitter 😑 it's cool doe 
USERNAME i've only been to ratchet ones ! ! >.< let's go after saturday session ! ! 
i hate when people compliment me cause i never know what to say . like cause i know it's not true . 😒 
USERNAME no i loved them ! ! but i really just wanna be co's with you 😏 
#confessionnight i think my parents get it in more then i do 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME way to not answer my snap chat #rude 
guys don't seem to put up with how busy my schedule is 😏 #sorryaboutit #notslowingdown #guessillstaysingle 👌 #idontneedaman 💁 
#confessionnight i really don't give a fuck about ya'll confessions >.< , g'night . 
wish i had someone to hang out with :( #bored #nofriends 
USERNAME lmfaoo one lap of course you'd win .. you're black 😐 
this bitch thought i was 15 😒 just gtfo .. i'm offended 
jokes are not meant to be analyzed heather . 😒 😠 😡 
USERNAME hahaha i love the smell , i just hate paying for it 😒 
#p dx beergeeks #craftbeer @ before noon fireside chat URL 
everytime i see a fuckin basketball or anything related to it .. i think of you . thanks for ruining it for me , douche . 😒 
about i get some zombies in the get off , don't wanna unload all my talent tonight 😏 
USERNAME oh i know . it's a mess . and i don't even have hickey to watch . 😠 #rude 
i'm still waiting for someone to come pick me up and take me to lexi's ... 😒 
baby girls appointment tomorrow & than hopefully mine ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME abd the only other person with us ....... 😤 😖 
nails did ... by me👌 #noneedtospendmoney #whoneeds #anailsalon #anyway #notme 😏 URL 
my ear phones are no where to be found 😔 😣 
this week hasn't even started yet and i'm already ready for it to be over ! 😒 
i feel like anytime someone asks me for a favor & i try to do it but am not successful in doing it they get mad at me . like come on i tried 😒 
#confessionnight i stress over the littlest things and i hate it 😣 
sometimes i feel like i don't because i don't play a sport #confessionnight 😏 
i guess ima watch the notebook . all by myself tonight ._. 😑 💔 URL 
i ain't do this tt cuz i ain't wont my iphone to misspell confession 😒 
i've made myself almost sick worrying about this an i told you an you say idk .. 😔 😏 
i still haven't picked up my diploma from nimitz >.< lmfao smh 
every night i either fall asleep waiting on levi to cuddle or i just stay up and wait on him to get off the computer so we can cuddle . 😐 
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bitches get dog by the niggas daily & stay by they side ; but they friend do something they can't forgive them tho 😒 
guess i'm going to have to fail a class before i take this college crap serious ! should've studied all day #isuckatlife #whatashame 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfaoo gottaa markk was yourss >.< lett the hoes knoww whatsgoodd . 
hey #oomf i kinda like you ... or i think i do , it's probably just a crush . 😐 
wahh 😒 at least you can still screen shot ! 
i told my roomy to rub my butt .. she looked at me like i was cray 😑 
USERNAME but .... i would judge you less if you listened to trey songz pandora station over jeremih's haha . but it's whatevz 😐 
USERNAME lol you not bout that ? after a few times , we can buy 6 flags and fix up that abandoned school 😂 😏 
#confessionnight i haven't had a boyfriend in so long . 😏 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 just hmu when you need some 😏 
awesome maybe i'll see you there ! ! i don't know all i'm getting for christmas though i wish i di d; ) 
😒 everyone decides they all want to ignore me tonight . 
USERNAME hmm:x ... lmfaoo yeahh that shit tickless >.< and looks ugly af . 
USERNAME i miss you too :c what you been up to ? >.< 
i want a cute lil txting buddy . 😏 lol 
the fact that i just got of work 😒 <<< 
when you break up with someone & you're like and change your look >.< 
USERNAME no its not ... that means its getting treated right 😏 
have a essay and outline for my final project that was due friday i am yet to even start it 😞 😒 😔 
so it's not gonna be easy . it's going to be really har d; we're gonna have to work at this everyday , but i want to do that because i want you 
reading sailor moon manga while my fiancé is out partying with random girls . 😒 
USERNAME when the election was going on i thought i was the only one watching it 😏 
my dad is using my moms car for work bc he has flat tires . hes parked behind me . i have no car . what the hell am i supposed to do tomorrow ? 😣 
#confessionnight i dont like smart mouth people or pessimistic people 😣 😡 
USERNAME ah so true look on the brightside u get to workout and plus i blacked out over the weekend 😑 😑 😑 😑 
all of these #confessionnight 's have me doubting some people 😒 
when your really tired but you can't fall sleep <<< 😣 😴 #fml #iwantsleep 
USERNAME 😒 .. i would say juan , but there's nothing there . 😂 😂 
okay now i'm going to bed , night tweeterress 🙏🙈 😑 🙏 
i guess ima watch the notebook . all by myself tonight ._. 😑 💔 URL 
USERNAME i promise ! ! ! ! can't believe we've never hungout 😒 
another sunday in the books . 8-2 fantasy record 😏 👍 
oh great just got called in to work tomorrow morning 😒 whoopy . 
i swear i have a big ass target on my back for coach jinks .... everything . i do to get hype he rips my ass to shreds but wen other ppl do it 😒 
USERNAME i'm prolly the most sane kid in school .. everyone plays to much 😐 
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USERNAME i could do different shifts at cleaning >.< or if its a restaurant i’m pretty sure it’ll be easy to just understand orders 
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#p dx beergeeks — drinking an abominable winter ale by USERNAME at USERNAME — URL #photo 
i just found out #mars2112 is closed for business ='[[ i wanted to go there corny 19th bday in 2 weeks >_< 
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photobomb ! brit and i at hyde . pretty sure there's a laker game going on too ..... 😏 🏀 brittany @ hyde lounge URL 
text/snapchat a girl upp need to stay awake #bored #tired 
josh is exactly 6 months older than me 😔 😒 
changed my min d; the only thing i regret last night is you . 
lol , awesome plan , i and like it ! >.< 
i hate it when my baby sis texts me to come home cause she's having problems . so sad . #teenageprobz #horriblesis #ihatecollege 😣 
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USERNAME && watch titanic && cry like some lil bitchess ! ! ! && sorryy dnt blame me blame metro tech ! ! >_< 
i'm so glad mrs redding grades based on participation 'cause i def didn't get any of the homework right 😐 👎 #derivativessuck #apcalcprobz 
why does my head hurt all the time #help 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i can't believe you 😒 i thought i knew you but you really have done the unexpected #smhindisappointment 
this lady in this bullock toyota commercial does the absolute most 😑 
#confessionnight , being at this lame school siena is why i'm tweeting about #confessionnight , #bored 
my mom asked me if i could stop laughing like a hyena now 😒 get out . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wish i was good at video games 😒 
#confessionnight i never believed in santa clause all bcuz of my brother 😒 
98 lbs is gonna be the death of me but i'm filling out . 😒 
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USERNAME what up homie welcome to the real tworl d: -) 
i'm so over the whole why can you just be happy and confident in yourself . 😒 
youll get yours one dayy 😏 i didnt forget bout you 
i'm usually not disrespectful . untill i feel disrespected . #clearsthroat 😒 try me 😌 
i just found out #mars2112 is closed for business ='[[ i wanted to go there for my 19th bday in 2 weeks >_< 
#gross rt“USERNAME i'll eat a bitch out while she's bleeding but i won't put a tampon in my mouth , sorry , USERNAME 
USERNAME oh please do ! anything for a dear frien d: ) 
i hate the fact that on my youtube homepage , there's a huge halo 4 promo shit >_< god i hate that game 
USERNAME way to break up with me before we even started to go out 😒 ... 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 💔 .... 😵 
i could name about 10 things you've done tonight that other people would never do . 😒 
you guys its a regular school day tomorrow so stop getting me excited 😒 
i feel like i still smell like fish water #ew 
USERNAME ode 😒 😂 . im going to sleep 😒 😒 
can't believe bana lost 😒 😒 we still roll tide round here tho 
don't wanna hear it ! ! 😬 😑 😑 😠 lmao 
everything i do to get hype my teammates always gotta remind me wit da same shit ... stfu 😒 
people are funny . do they really think i'm gonna race my car with them ? and do they really think i would bet my title ? 😑 👊 
hmph ! now you see how it feels .. 😏 
now everyone's watching the notebook i guess 😑 ... lol 
i hate toothpaste it makes me so sick ! ! ! ! 😖 
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USERNAME lol that's what my ears like to hear 😏 👍 
according to duol i'm a hater i don't see it at all 😏 
when was jumping people okay >.< niggas way too thunny these days <<<<<<< 
i swear these other dudes is lame . 😑 😑 they consist of no excitement at all . 
psychology hw down , economics , biology , and calculus to go . 😒 i freaking regret procrastinating . 
let me have your child i promise ill take care of him .. 😣 
i would take you out , don't even play like that . 😒 
geez . it's not my fault your stressed out . control yourself 😒 
somebody on facebook just posted who cares ? ! 😒 
i have a midterm at 7 am tomorrow ! i haven't even studied 😒 
USERNAME literally disowning you as my friend ✋ 😒 🙅🙍 
just got told there is bugs in some canned foods that you can't see without a microscope ? not eating for a while #byeappetite #ew 😷 😳 
i need someone to text in school .. it gets boring too easily 😒 
hold up ! ✋ lil sis got some green 😏 #proudmoment 
guess who's failing her first semester of college ! ? ! ? 😒 
you tought me so many things . i know your looking down on me now . rip grandda d: '( i love you . URL 
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i keep my circle very small and the females in it very limited ✋ 😑 i don't do the drama 
at least tell me that you're going to sleep . 😒 😤 
USERNAME that's one of his song i don't like >_< 
this pain just isn't working for me tho >.< ... #overit 
oh your avi is a picture of you smoking ? you are just so classy i can't even handle it . #sounnattractive #ew 
USERNAME i'm also eating chocolate . sobriety hanging by a threa d; pulling out the big guns . 
ezekiel 23 :3 5 therefore thus says the lord go d: because you have forgotten me and cast me behind (cont) URL 
>.< when he used to massage my feet .. URL 
jordan & mom are sleeping . what now ? #bored 
just realized i can't leave my door open when i use the bathroom when my brother is home 😞 😒 #roughlife 
#confessionnight .. i wish i was a bit taller being 5 ft isn't cool 😑 
why the fuck do you breathe so fucking hard ? ! ? ! ? is it really that much of a struggle for you ? 😑 
put my retainer in for the first time in a couple weeks and i knew it was going to hurt so i popped a vicodin with it . 😄 😌 😑 💊👍🇺🇸 
me dieron unas ganas terribles de ver la peli del 5to elemento d: 
stop taking pictures of yourself . like now . and stop tweeting your sex life , knowing your business makes wanna drink bleach . #eww 
i aint creepin yo shit just comes up on my fee d; dont get ahead of yourself boii 
getting hit in the face by a sleeping boyfriend<<<<👎 😐 
USERNAME ik after a while you went mia >.< & thats good you what school do u go to now ? 
don't want to hurt about the notebook playing . not in the mood for sappy love stories . #annoying 😒 
damn tmrw i may have to do hmwrk . my assignment is a week late . 😖 😩 
stupid grenades keep me awake . #xbox #bored @ home URL 
#confessionnight i have an attitude . but i hate people pointing it out . 😐 night . 🙇 
USERNAME #spitgametoarandomfollower are you japanese ? cause im tryna get in ja panties 😏 
i don't know why people would by a ripoff ipad (rea d: kindle fire , nook tablet) for $200 
i've decide d: i'm gonna save up all of my money , find a job in crivitz , & go to college there . #byekenosha 
this is real dumb i wanna be in landover 😑 . 
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fallin for the right person is the hard part 😒 💔 🙏 
starting my homework now because i love depriving myself of sleep 😒 
USERNAME i'm feeling real emotions because of your tweets tonight . seriously , let me know if you need anything . 😩 😖 
that's really what i want .. seeing how my birthday is in an hour and 18 minutes . 😏 
don't want to hear about sappy love story movies . lol #annoying 😒 
some people are so clueless ..... like why are you such an idiot ? ! 😒 
mcdonalds told me they was only taking cash last night 😒 now you know a young rich nigga don't carry nothin but plastic 👌 lmao jk 
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i wanna eat this pasta , but it wouldn't be safe to while drivin and i don't have a fork 😒 
goodnight ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😑 😤 
i am such a beast at halo 4. i'm always in the top 3 on the scoreboard 😏 
#confessionnight it's been 3 months since i've smoked anything ! 😏 proud of myself . never going back #clean 
in less than 20 minutes the walking dead will come on , time to prep for this episode last time i was left in tears & shock v.v 
USERNAME 😒 i wish you could see this box . because its a stfu face . 
bein without u aint livin at all 😒 💔 🙏 
#confessionnight i gotta big attitude . and i'm stubborn . yep , i admit it 😒 
USERNAME yep , same happened to me too >.< they play 20+ songs but it seems like 10 minutes 
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new pranking project for your dads car USERNAME 😏 URL 
2012 qua dx 450 production intermediate series champion . thank you to everyone who supported me 
can't wait for our conversation in the car ride to school tomorrow 😏 USERNAME 
omg my mama had me listening to the damn clean up woman everyday . i hated my brother for making that cd . 😑 😑 😑 
firmly was dosing off and just woke cos dexter & vanessa ☺ 😒 
hey arnol d: the movie until i doze . adios . 
fuckk , i lost my train of thought . 😒 
if calling me an ugly whore makes you feel better , so be it bitches . 😏 👌 
when people wake me up talking a out nonsense really grinds my gears 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha , we know he is too ! 😏 
it irritates the hell outta me when i mess up on a tweet or message 😒 👊💢 
if people read my thoughts i would get hit , some people would get wet and to many people would cry about my past #confessionnight 😒 
i am so bored that i keep refreshing all my apps every minute #bored #saveme #instagram #twitter #snapchat #facebook 
USERNAME girls cant participate in no shave november #gross #eliwins 
don't come to me with that girl code shit 😒 ✋bitch , the doesn't pertain to us if we ain't close or ntn #fuckyourfeelings 
why are these hoes so ignant ! ? no , not ignorant ! lets use the ratchet word to match their ratchet ways ! ignant hoe 😒 
it's taking everything in meh to not online shop with the money i made this weekend . 😶 😑 
awkward moment when you deff think you just came home to your parents getting it on 😖 😷🙊 
ayee #confessionnight got niggas lyin on they dick >.< ! lmao . 
the conversations i have with USERNAME ! ! 😏 idk how i stand being away from this kid for so long ! lol 
USERNAME has anyone ever told you , your really funny 😏 
really wanted to go to the #pinknationafterparty no bad as was broke 😒 
not even gonna worry about it . it's your lose not mine , i was just tryin to be nice 😒 
u can have all material things jus give me my baby 💔 😒 🙏 
you're flirting with my boyfriend every chance you get , and you have the nerve to follow me on ig ? girl you best be out yo mind . 👊 😒 
#confessionnight my first time wasn't all that's cracked up to be . 😐 😴 #boring #shouldhavewaited 
#confesionnight i remember a girl rode me so hard i start hearing these soun d: them church clap's when the preacher preach good 
undercooke d: obamacare may slice papa john's staff's hours , URL - sent via the fox news android app . welcome to new normal 
USERNAME sigh . will you help me get out from under the rock i've been trapped under .. 😑 
i need a chill pill , im gonna go off 😒 
#confessionnight i once went by it has some repp behind it 😒 
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#confessionnight it frustrates me that people have the preconceived notion that im unintelligent . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME but i'm more than 15 minutes away 😣 
you might as well gone own up to it also ! 😏 
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sos rt plea , #980925 , 1.5 y/o , gorgeous gs dx in coachella valley highkill shelter . pls share 2 save her . URL #ca 
good night everyone . maybe i can sleep ... >.< 
USERNAME well just almost every song tells a story ... country just sucks ass ! i cant bare listening to the sound of it ! #gross 
i'm just kidding , i don't believe in that sappy stuff . #yuck 
about to try the one leg out of the blankets and the other under the blankets method 😐 
my pencil just dropped behind my bed 😑 why sweet baby jesus ? 
USERNAME i have no sheets or pillow cases . so i cant . 😏 
#conefessionnight .. if you went to central elementary you know who ms . gudgel . i thought she was hot for a short period of time .. 😖 
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🙌 rt USERNAME i really don't wanna go to school tomorrow 😒 😠 
USERNAME were driving back right now . 😔 😔 😔 😒 😒 😑 😑 ⛄❄ 
all those tweets for nothing . missed my 4000th tweet . yay . 😑 😟 
sorry twitter . i haven't ranted in a while . i'm goofy but very smart and have insight on a lot of things . don't get it twisted . ✌ 😒 
fw d: we're all a little weird . if he ain't down then forget about it (spoken like joey) USERNAME 
bra and panties is how im sleeping tonight 😏 👌 
why check my updates from espn when i have twitter ? 😒 
i need a talk to splash ... 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME we hit eachother up right after we peep it too ! 😏 
god im a mess d; but now that i think about it , i always have been , and most likely always will be , oh well i guess thats just me . 
i can't do anything with the whole video , so screenshots & twitter are the way to go . #mustardfetish #gross USERNAME URL 
#confessionnight i've been single for almost a yr now . 😒 
USERNAME know he could've have me his employee discount today 😒 
#cofessionnight life never goes as planed 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME 😑 dang , hope you be straight ! ! 
im the party house cleaner 😒 love you carr USERNAME 
why should i sweep a girl off bee feet ? i want a fairytale too 😣 
probably not since i've only been awake for six hours .. 😒 
USERNAME i know , but choose not to think about it . #gross #ignoranceisbliss 
pulling an all nighter so i can finish my project 😒 #yay 
hate being sleepless ! now im going to be up all night 😣 
USERNAME a sense of self satisfaction to most . others a general love of helping others . #rea d8 
USERNAME i just wish you went to crockett with me , thats where i need you the most d; 
USERNAME i had season tickets when they were 1-8 and now i don't when there 8-1 ... 😑 
lecrae is such a good rapper . everyone needs to listen to him 👊 ☺ 😏 🙏 
great way to end my night when you walk upstair and my floor is soaking wet , water is coming through the ceiling ... great 😒 
if you guys wanna wait for me , i'll drive myself 😏 
i told vanessa 3 times .. the bitch don't want to get off my line 😒 <<<< 
the kid that applied to my job today , should get the job ill be more than happy to teach him a thing or two 😼 
why should i sweep a girl off her feet ? i want a fairytale too 😣 
told my mama , i was seeing somebody . her response: now , don't be mean to him 😂 😂 😂 damn , am i really that cold 😏 
#confessionnight i was 10 when i hit my first blunt 😒 😒 😔 😔 smfh 
i do not feel like going through school tomorrow 😒 . 
last time i was on a motorcycle i got burnt 😑 maldito motoconcho del diablo 😠 
got new mouth wash today ..... leave it to USERNAME to drop the brand new bottle in the toilet . 😲 😑 
when i said i love you yeah i fucking meant it 😣 
1st rule of disappointment: lower your expectations . 😏 ✋shit i'll never do 
USERNAME social media is a common way to get people to discover and support a charity . it's a fast way to reaching many people . #rea d8 
have this stuck in my hea d; and i can't fall asleep . URL 
i love how my boyfriend tells me before i go to bed . best boyfriend ever ! 😒 
my mom is purposely eating my halloween candy in front of me because she thinks i'm going to crack and eat it but i have self control 😞 😒 
i'm rolling my eyes so hard they fell out and are halfway down the 405 fwy 😒 👀 
😒 you better no……nevermind rt USERNAME i remember when that ass used to be mine 
USERNAME people where saying it could be mysterio , or shocker ... and then saying it could be kraven or green goblin i'm like wth really ? 😑 
USERNAME it's so cold my fingers are going to fall off dx 
when i get home and after i watch the walking dead my ass is going mimis . work mañana 😩😫 😒 
USERNAME ok , revise d: can you tweet at my friend USERNAME for her birthday ? o-0 
i would have given him my number is he didnt smell like an ash tray d; 
USERNAME was that tweet for me ? ! it had to be ! ! 👌👏 😏 😎 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME deja lo en la jaula ! 😱 we are some dirty minded fucks 😑 
mann i had to come to walmart cause i needed to get shit for this fake ass cold i got 😒 
USERNAME i know 😒 i'm dealing with the loss right now . *tweets about it* 
there's no more blankets in my room ! ohh no 😖 what am i supposed to do ? 
ugh fuck it is ... well at least it's on the back 😒 
don't bring cutler back 4 the 49ers , their d will demolish him . save him 4 that super bowl ... 😐 😂 sorry couldn't keep a straight face 
when a nigga gets too comfortable <<< ✋ 😒 #boystop 
USERNAME lol hmm i'd have to think about that one 😏 
#confessionnight i absolutely hate meat loaf , even seeing commercials for it just makes me want to throw up , that shit is nasty #gross 
can't find something .... lower your expectations , and try again . 😐 
gotta love being the last one in the library .... 😣 
excited for friday's paycheck 😏 mo money mo money $$$ 
haha dunn shouting out to everyone but the band . aye get off them doe they practice til like 9 so you really can't say they dony work har d: o 
why am i so concerned ? lol whippe d: p 
USERNAME you better be referring to yourself and not me 😒 
USERNAME lol you wildin' talmbout you want pierced ... then you had the lil 😏 face oh hell naw haha 
another reason not to procrastinate ? not having internet when you finally want to do your homework . just my luck . 😑 
USERNAME remember lasttime i kidnapped you .. i went to prison >.< lmao 
#theawkwardmoment when you wanted to go to sleep at 10 and are still awake #exhausted 😞 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME i saiid i was sorry i didnt mean too d: 
USERNAME hoe is such a mean word ! i dont like being called that😁 😏 😎 
i can't decide if i want to make food , because 1. its late and 2. i may or may not be too lazy to want to get up 😐 
USERNAME i think incentives are given out when the job lacks the satisfaction of helping people in need . #rea d8 
the girl me and my best friend fucking hate started sitting at our lunch table last week dreading school i will hit this bitch try me gurl 😒 
thoughts on fb fee d: don't care . don't care . no way . wow . no they didn't ! gross . tmi . aww . no life . i'll never get that 2 min . back (etc .). 
USERNAME go sit in your hole in africa ! 😒 
imember when it was valentines day and i would be like ew its valentines day how gross 😒 ... but that was because iwas single 😔 .. 
USERNAME not when u met the supercool cole tho 😏 
damn mac daddy ur sexy when ur ma d; ) fuck fakes tho bullshitten asses 
just bumped my head on my dresser ! 😖 #pissed ! 
when i'm stressed-out my face turns into a fucking pepperoni pizza #ew 
USERNAME i work wknds ! ! ! ! ! >_< 
one year ago today i had the 11/11/11 party 😏 
and good night to all the fuckers out there having a greater/funner time than i am . #bored 
i stay up late because my thoughts won't let me go to bed #confessionnight 😒 
USERNAME lmfaoo >.< he wont put his pride to the side and just talk .. college booys he liking thaat single life rn :$ .. 
USERNAME USERNAME ohmygawd who cares , just follow eachother 😑 
USERNAME so have i ! ugh i've been so busy it sucks 😔 😒 😞 
USERNAME now that is a secret i would never tell #lipsaresealed 😐 🐋 
leaving texas tech , my job , and lubbock in general is going to be one of the hardest things i've ever done . this town made me , me . 😐 
i live my life the same way i kick my freestyles , never premeditated zoning wid a weed smile 😏 
oh shit i haven't worked out all weekend 😮 😐 
im freaking tired but i still got homework to finish , smh ugh 😡 😔 😒 👎👊 
if i could sum up my life in 1 wor d: sushi 
3200 goes to USERNAME for being an amazing boyfriend . even if he doesn't tweet back to this . 😏 
my mom gave me a vacuum cleaner for christmas >.< 
why ? ? is it cold in myy room ! ! ! ! d: 
my shorts playing hide and go stay ... 👎 😒 
i wish i knew how to roll a wood 😒 😔 
USERNAME i know 😒 😔 poor thing ! but i'm guna try everything i can to see her it's been years & i miss my sister #determined 
well what a wonderful way to end my day . 👊👌 😐 
#confessionnight never got a good morning text . 😁 😒 
god dog , gtf out your feelings bitch . that shit is not cute ! 😒 
lets not wait til the water runs dry 😒 💔 🙏 
😑 now i know the world is gonna end ... 
#confessionnight : i hate college , but i feel like education is the only way for me to succeed in life , so i gotta go . 😒 
USERNAME i know ... i was a second options 😒 
USERNAME and my snapchats which i apparently needed to be yelled at for 😑 
having to explain my nephew why lori died is so complicated , he always response back saying 😒 #thewalkingdead 
#confessionnight i'm going through a lot of shit and it's really stressing me out 😣 
USERNAME so ? now your a smartass .. ? ? 😒 
USERNAME #truu you better say it ! let em know 😏 
“USERNAME made my own eggnog today ! it's good and good for you #raweggs #protein . unrelate d: URL video is awesome 
USERNAME were to pretty to go to prison .. we would prolly be someones bitch d: probly a hairy fat dyke named big mama :o lolol 
waiting for you to text back is like waiting for christmas . that's still 43 days away . 😒 #lame #goodnight 
in 5 minutes i get a new horoscope 😬 😐 😬 
USERNAME hahah , it needs to stop clawing me 😒 
going back to being a non existence roommate until the end of the semester 😑 
USERNAME true , i've heard that , but my rush would just be my wee d; good for the heart ^.^ 
USERNAME damn mac'daddy ur sexy when ur ma d; ), bt fuck fakes tho 
my mom has been trying to get me to eat my khoresh karafs all night but i don't have the heart to tell her i already ate subway 😣 
time will bring the real end of our trial 💔 😒 🙏 
USERNAME cause idk shes outa her system lmao .-. ill try going there c: & i know i heard that too d: & na , she still minee (; 
USERNAME that was so funny i forgot to laugh ... 😑 
boyfriend holding your hands going beside you pushing so you can ride his longboar d: ) USERNAME > 
you look like you just shoved shat in your mouth . #vomit #disgusting #gag 
my face says i don't care , my arm tells another story 😒 
quote of the weeken d: can i wear your skin to my birthday party ? USERNAME USERNAME 😂 
it`s gonna suck not getting a from my brother & i can`t tell him happy birthday either cause he`s in training >_< 
so what if i like a lil biting & nibbling ? ! judge me bitch , i'ma freak . #harder ( >.< ) 
USERNAME wordd ! wish we could meet up ! >.< 
i'm probably the worst ex gf ever 😐 #forgetful #oops URL 
right ! ! 😒 😠 rt USERNAME he fuckin wifed the thirst ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 👰💍💦💧👅 USERNAME 
just found out a distant best friend of mine has cancer <<<< 😣 😢 😰 
the new season of teen mom 2 looks really good 😏 #excited 
USERNAME i always end up having fun what are you talking about 😏 
my room was sparkling clean until today , because of my sister .. 😒 i need my own room . 
y'all are fucked up . i was cute okay 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME thanks brother ! ! ! patiently waiting on my #temporaryeskimo lol 😒 😞 😔 😖 😭 
USERNAME - yoo where the fuck u come from foh ! ! 😒 lol stay far 
the worst thing to hear is when people ask me why i turned down my radiology program 😒 😥 😭 #ruinsmyday 
#confessionnight i hate when people bully others including me 😒 😡 
why it feel like friday smh cause i fucking worked the weeken d: ) 
#houvschi 😡 wtf #bears #bearstalk jason campbell there were men open . check downs ? 😒 c'mon man happy #veteransday 🇺🇸 doe 
USERNAME key wor d: again . keep on given 'er . say whats gucci to mom & pops-he better still be rocking that legendary muzzie 
i'm literally too the point of tears , not to mention the fact that he just had twins . 😣 
well 1 paragraph down ... 4 more to go 😒 #ihateart 
bitches be like umm are you not thinking about us single ppl , we gunna freeze our asses off . #rude 
cars crash into two broward storefronts this weeken d: a sports utility vehicle barreled into a brand new halland ... URL 
how about i quit crying over vampire diaries now ? 😩 😑 my life is so pitiful . 
oh great ! 5 hours & 30 min of sleep ! after a 10 hour shift ! 😒 
when USERNAME sends me snap chats while he's taking a shit<<<<< #ew #youregross #whyarewefriends ? 
i want a girl who won't be afraid to tackle me when it comes to football 😏 . 
USERNAME i made my own mac and cheese last time ! ! 😒 but if you promise then i can make a deal ... 
i got dive in stuck in my hea d: )) 
… it’s gonna be one of those nights , isn’t it… ? 😣 
this boy just inbox me & sai d: "when i look at your pictures i get so thirsty ! ... woah time tf out o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME bruh that's all her . i ain't did nothin d: i'm not gonna come see you if you're gonna do that . 
i wasn't in a really good mood today cause i woke up like around 5:00am . 😑 
was just reminded that someone vommed all over the wall in my hotel room this weekend . #disgusted 
#confessionnight only once have i tried to hit up a girl i didn't know over the internet ... and now i see her everywhere . super fail . >.< haha 
i'm literally dying of boredom and no one is texting me 😣 
#dumbfanficmoments when niall is always wanting food , or liam wants to watch toystory , c'mon peeps , they ain't always like that >.< 
i hate being sick ! ! ! 😔 😣 😞 
if texting was like exercising .. i'd be anorexic >.< 
so busy i can't even check my twitter . 😞 😒 
bitchs be like: o no he didn't me in the backroun d: yes he did you stupid hoe . 
USERNAME yes you do . all the time . and i lose track of what i'm doing because i can't focus long enough to think . ahh 😣 
sometimes i think ppl be sitting up thinking of shit to say to me just to be talking & not knowing they sound like idiots 😒 
USERNAME nevver . he dislikes the bulls . 😁 😏 
lucas likes to chew on everything except his toys . smh 😒 
i miss getting $900.00 checks every other friday 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😣 #collegegirlprobs #imissmyjob 
attention worl d: USERNAME is ash ketchem from pokemon . 
stop looking like yhu watching a flick gone head n grab dhat dx ck .. lastnight was crazy :-) ! ! 
USERNAME it's perfect . i hate when people wear extensions 😑 😑 
so , i have to take lead next semester , ahh , hell no ! i ainn' got time to take no dx mn pointless class . -___- 
da d; i want you to meet brenda me;whos that dad da d; my friend me;i thought she was your gf ok da d; she is . whaatheehell ! no 
my room is like a sauna and my clothes are unnecessary 😏 
not sleeping tonight , way too much bullshit on the mind 😏 
baby u were not the blame at all 😒 💔 🙏 
eating right before i go to bed . 😒 #nevergood 
😖 is how i feel .. #willnotsleep #ew #whatwasthat 🐜🐾🌿 
#oomf will always be my boo thang . 😊 🙊 😏 😁 
expect bitches to copy you . they don't know any better . 😒 
USERNAME no no no i just want it to be over tonight tbh because it's holding the rest of our schedule back d: 
i've lost a lot of friends tonight becuz of what i said 😒 
so apparently the 3 iconnect's with the highest score points will be going to castle park 😒 😒 
fell asleep at 7 :3 0 was a big mistake , now i can't sleep 😑 
it should be love and be love d; not love and be used . 
when this job is finally over with i'm relaxing , drinking beer , and going to the casino . #cashflow #yeah #bored 
i'm making a grocery list . 😑 i guess i should go shopping tomorrow . 
i cannot fall asleep tonight and i get up at 6am . 😖 
USERNAME bol yu so mean ugh 😣 👊 😣 👊 😣 👊 😣 👊 😣 👊 😣 👊 😣 
all the shit i ate today .. no wonder my belly is pissed . 😣 
USERNAME .... really . thank you smartass . 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 hahahah 
USERNAME well i wish you a good luck and hope you find her , your highness 😏 👸 
i swear i'm gonna die sometime soon . i get these really bad stabbing pains in my heart/cheat area . >.< 
mystical sai d: while y'all was eating shrimp , i was on that workout bench ! ! lol 
my ponytail holder is stuck in my head 😒 😔 
i have a feeling my little brother is downstairs just beating the shit out of his dick . i can smell the burnt dixk . #gross 
USERNAME hahaha , i know . 😑 can't wait to see you again , i'll text you later . love you 
i need plans for tomorrow though .... , my parents won't be home all day which means i can do as i please 😏 
just posted a photo @ the little mermai d: ariel's undersea adventure URL 
i really don't care as long as i matter ! 😐 
USERNAME lol 😶 😏 ☺ you sure you don't already have one ? 
you to fine to be layin down in bed alone .... 😏 
USERNAME lmao i can already here you saying it all wrong 😒 😁 
i hate when people copy my tweets 😒 #beoriginal #thinkofyourowntweets ✋ 
i don't like having to work every day 😒 but its okay 
thinking about the what ifs , the if i didn't , and the maybes . i fucked up big time . shouldn't of did that mane 😕 😑 
i hate that when i break up with someone , 3 months later i miss them . #hateit 
fw d: i think im fallin in love with the queen of egypt .. 
that moment at night when you have your headphone on , pillow propping up your head , lights off , and get to tweet with no interruptions 😏 🌑🎧 
i didn't leave your punkass . you left me . so fuck your nonsense . ✋ 😒 
“bestfriend" isn't even a wor d; so you know they don't exist . 
my 4,000 tweet is coming up soon 😑 who should it go to ? 
USERNAME i'm sure he did . 😒 he's mean . lol jk . 
#confessionnight yea i kinda stole her but she was never yours . 😏 
did he really just knock on my door at midnight ? # 😐 🔫🔫🔫 
i hate to think about me leaving new york . for such a stupid reason ... it's gonna bother me for the rest of the night now 😐 
are you for real practicing your guitar at 11pm sunday night ? ! #rude #notcool 
my life right now .. 😑 😒 @ my house URL 
i wish i coulda take this autocorrect shit off my phone 😣 
👆” wouldn't it be so much easier to just do 😑 👈 😂 
i take freedom for grante d; i don't remember a time i didn't have it . thank you #veterans for fighting , defending , & sustaining my freedom . 
turns off the ps3 an call it a nite but then i just get on my fucking phone 😏 👎 
i miss my ex so damn much yo 😞 😣 #confessionalnight 
really wish i had more friends in this town #bored 
USERNAME : >.< not evenn haha when you comeout in them only >.< 
i need a cigarette . 🚬 too bad my boyfriend wouldn't buy any . 😒 
seeing all these military couples doing double , triple dates makes me want to be wit someone were i can go on those dates 😒 #armylif3 
sorry i piss you off so much don't take it to heart omgg ... 😒 
USERNAME yes evan ! ! ! ! thank you for reminding me ! 😒 😔 
USERNAME that bitch is totally indirectly talking to me . 😏 
believe it or not , kelsey and i don't even text ! d: 
this nigga keep callin steve nash , steve blake 😒 
my night light disappeared , monsters want to attack me d: 
USERNAME 😔 😒 😤 stop beingg mean . 😢 lmao 
why do boobs have to hurt when there growing ? why tf cant you bitches just grow ! ! v.v 
hearing raccoons outside of your window 😒 where they do that at ? 
the point in time when even doctors start giving up on me 😣 
to the dog obnoxiously barking outside my window ... you can shut up now 😒 
to the person that vandalize that memorial , you're messed up . have respect for the dead 😐 
i need to get on top of my grad school game . 😒 
now ii know where we stan d: around the way from never land .. ! ! ! ! and so serious 
USERNAME noo hearrt ? i see bitch -_- lmfao jk >.< 
me & caty always have a good time when she comes over 😏 👌 
why text someone if you are going to dry text them ? ? 😑 💥🔫 
USERNAME i meant two weeks since i seen you last ... don't cry love , i'm coming .... 😳 😏 
USERNAME i ain't going to cali 😑 well i hella want to ! but i can't right now since julio and i are getting a house .. 
USERNAME USERNAME ahh too far (/.\) .. what if the beads got stuck d; ? ! 
omg . this is ticking me off >.< why do i keep getting blamed for things i didn't do . -.- no . just no . 
shout out to the people that secretly fantasize about me ! give you props bitches .. sneaky ! ! 😼 
damn; my girl is fucked up 😒 hashtag: poor little thing 
USERNAME 😬💩🙈👀 😕 😐 😧 😨 😰 😳 sorry boo ! ! ! just run and jump on your bed lol 
everyone says i look like my grandma more everyday i don't mind ... i mean she was hot in her days lol >.< URL 
i'm giving you so many chances to be exciting . #bored #conversationprobs 
grr there's nothing funny about a meg family guy 😒 
i got my girl mad so she told me to make my own hot wings 😒 
i freaking dare someone to wake me up in the morning . 😐 #wontbegood #notonebit 
i saw my baby USERNAME earlier today on her grind . 😼 
i simply state out facts and people get mad . 😏 
omg that song oh oh oh is thanksgiving ... >.< nicole westbrook new rebecca black . 
well , i guess yu can't talk to her ! 😳 😏 
i miss volleyball .. too cold to play outside 😒 
i should have folded these damn clothes earlier ... 😐 
why are my hands all sweaty ! ? ? 😖 
i wish i was talented at something so i could be famous and not have to worry about all the homework and exams i have to study for . 👎 😒 🔫 
can't sleep because my body is aching & my mind won't shut up . 😖 
psh when i twerk i get whatever i want . 😏 
what a beautiful 3 to 10:15 shift at whataburger😁 .... #sarcasm 😒 
when people put your bath towels in the toilet <<< 😒 #enserio 
i have two paragraphs left and i can't even focus >_< 
i really hate that i miss him right now :0/ >.< 
USERNAME you can't steal his name and then say ! 😣 #that 'snotokay 
yay three nights in a row without a goodnight text ... #score 😒 
even after not seeing eachother for years some people are just drawn back like magnets . 😏 ☺ 
too bad i don't give one of my fucks cause i've ran out . 😏 
USERNAME yes how cud i forget . i havent seen anything new though 😒 
every bitch before me was a mistake , and every bitch after me is a downgrade . 😏 
USERNAME naw but me the most doe 😌 ..... 😒 right ? ? 
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i just want all my tests over with so i can go home for thanksgiving break 😣 
#confessionnight i hate lasagna d: the only food i don't like 
watching the notebook with my best friend d: ) #girlsnight USERNAME 
my cat hid her spray bottle 🙀 😼 😑 smart ass mofo 
fw d: you guys help i literally just murdered my nipple 
how convenient how his pipe broke the night we're supposed to blaze 😒 😒 😒 
grr >.< terrell ole big head ass fell asleep on me ... 
someone kill me . ? ! ? ! 💔 😖 
USERNAME i'm just like 😒 that's a confession you need to keep to yourself 🙅🙅🙅 
ok , why do your friend want you to be faithful to him / her that's stupid af if y'all aren't in a relationship ! 😒 
think i'm about to go to sleep as soon as keyona finishes w/the awesome tongue action ! 😏 
USERNAME are you serious ? you haven't told me oh boo . let me go to your house an end up seeing stuff 😳 😔 😐 it always happens where i go 💔 🔫 
USERNAME but i could've but your job kept you late 😒 😕 
USERNAME ; lol no 😐 , you lied to me 
when you wish you had a valid excuse to talk to someone because you can't stop thinking about them .. but you don't . 😒 #cantsleep #lonerprobs 
i feel so sick and weak and gross . ugh only USERNAME would understand 😒 😥 😢 
i want you to think about all the shit we been through and all the things i've done for you , who else is gunna do that for you ? no one ! 😒 
probably the thing i was most scared of this last october was having to watch hocus pocus with my mom . #hatethatmovie #nightmaresfordays 😣 
i'm not really giving up on men everyone ... it was a joke 😒 haha 
damn it was a yes or no question . 😒 
USERNAME nahh it was aplia ... and it started workin right after the deadline 😑 
USERNAME what if i get a donut name wrong .. they're going to think i'm stupid 😣 
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how i'm feeling tonite .... 😔 😒 smh #picstitch @ the dorm URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME no i knew exactly who lol they're in love though y'all so it's ok ! 😒 
when people try and be funny and favorite that certain tweet ... 😒 no bitch ! 
#confessionnight i really suck at trying to talk to girls 😒 
-- dx mn just cause ii told you goodmorning don't mean ii like you . wtf ! 
USERNAME yeah i am 😏 and not if you're gonna call me a whore ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME nope , still trynna settle down from the campaign 😒 
so this cunt USERNAME told me to text her right ? i text her , no reply . that's cool . that's why her balls itching now . 😒 
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i need to hurry up and get a car 😒 😒 
i need to start being like everyone else and solely be lookin' out for number one ... 😒 
feels good to be getting on track again but it feels like i'm missing something 😒 
USERNAME lol she deserves to be slapped for that smh some girls r so dumb i swear ! 😒 😠 
i can't tell it micheal is making fun of me or not 😑 
ugh this paper is not going to do itself 😐 
USERNAME i think you should start posting pictures of us 😏 
deveraya left me now im sitting in the front room alone 😒 
rewin d: what an awesome interview ! ! you can listen to the replay here URL #inspiration #motivation #healing 
getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the titanic & look what happened there 😒 
USERNAME i'm so happy for you ! it seems like you're loving it & having the time of your life . i can't wait for college ... 😏 
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#confessionnight i couldn't watch the episode of spongebob with the lights off >.< 
USERNAME 😑 do not blast me like that ! i told you ! ! ! 😁 
USERNAME you did not just hang up on me because of your turtle .... 😑 
USERNAME guess whose gonna eat your california burrito ? me bitch💁💁💁 😏 
USERNAME avi is just wow ! ! ! 😳 🙉🙈 😏 
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we were so gonna sneak into the theaters to see perks , but they weren't playing it 😒 
USERNAME oh fml , that's so far away lol . not for christmas ? ! 😒 😔 
i asked USERNAME for some pizza and he ignored me 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME i went to fashion show today . and i totally forgot about the store you told me about d: 
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confession::i hate hoes that start shit they cant finish 😒 like why bother 😠 
“USERNAME is she drinking piss ? USERNAME 😒 pretty sure lmao 
i feel like a broke nigga doe 😒 i miss having a job , money was infinite . 
and the rain never stops . @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
USERNAME lmao i still found him though right . just wait until your old and think raking leaves in a hurricane is okay . just wait 😌 😏 
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fucker ass . i don't like you right now >.< 
contrary to me not working tomorrow , i will be staying in tonight 😏 
mica really gets under my skin 😒 and i see she ain't go to church today either smh 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME jess . join da club 😊 👍 😏 
USERNAME i love how you extended your arm out to USERNAME and she left your party makes me sad #rude 
USERNAME carrie underwood behind the scenes is on ! ! but there's this cute guy at the front desk down stairs 😏 😏 
this damn iphone charger needed to be made just 5 feet longer so i could recharge & tweet comfortably from my bed 😒 
i really love how you never text me goodnight 😒 #alwaysbeenthatway #nevergonnachange 
USERNAME - regarding toronto zoo's elephants , that documentary was basically one-sided . for the full story , rea d: URL 
USERNAME okay i'll give that to you . we're totes on a level two friendship now , btdubbs . you said you missed me . 😏 
USERNAME true true that's why i couldn't bring my gatito tiger with me 😣 i'm so miserable without him . 
guess shit will always be this way , can't never to be fucking happy . 😒 
well , i had a really good weeken d: ) 
😏 ms parker ! ! ! ! ms parker ! ! 
USERNAME 💰💸💳 yomp . i already know what car imma buy .. a prius 🚗 ridin round and gettin it 😏 
well at this rate , looks like my only options are becoming a cat lady or a lesbian .. #foreveralone 😒 
my birthday is on a saturday this year , 👌 ☺ 😏 . 
USERNAME i kno im all hella sleepy too ! >_< lol . 
i hate my tl i let just saw someone with a babies dick in their mouth #gross 
not looking forward to registering for classes at 8 :3 0 am 😒 
s/o to USERNAME for following me and making my life complete ! first time i met her she was grinding on my love ! 😒 
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i might be turning into an isnomiac , or i'm just addicted to twitter . could be both ... can't sleep >.< 
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daddy once sai d: take that chance cause it might b the last 
USERNAME it better not have been my tahoe ! 😑 
damn me && , lexis got all scared when the lights flickered & turned off . got us thinking it was some paranormal activity shit ! d; 
reminiscing about those soccer days back then haha 😏 😂 😂 😂 ⚽ 
i hate how i have nobody to text late at night when my best friend falls asleep >.< 
lol thats a shame .. na its all good rt USERNAME 😒 URL 
USERNAME i can show you better than i can explain it 😏 lol 😄 
when something's wrong with your bestfriend but you can't know <<<< 😔 😰 😣 💔 #sadtweet 
i send my girlfriend the cutest texts . 😏 ☺ 
USERNAME ight ill put you in bed 😂 😌 😏 😊 like a boss 
laughin it up ! even tho my weekend was horrible its ending pretty goo d= ] 
but fine i know how much you missed me 😏 👌 
i honestly don’t believe anything that comes out of #oomf mouth . 😒 
#confessionnight i want a boyfriend who could also be my personal trainer 😏 #healthconscious #powercouple #keepdreaming 
highlights of the weeken d: my best friend is now officially my roommate , got to talk to celebrities , and saw my mom w # :) 
two years in a row , callan has forgotten my birthday .. 😒 😥 
not going to school tomorrow ian't going to see him d; 
wide awake and we have another 14 hour drive tomorrow 😒 
motherfuckas be on instagram i be like 👀 then i roll my eyes real hard 😒 
it's 11 :3 0 ... i have to be up and outside at 6 ... been up ... since 6 ... gotta love this navy shit 😑 
if USERNAME don't text me back ! ! ! >.< 
mon: study tues: study we d: study thurs: study fri: work sat: work sun: work ... my whole week , my every week as a college student ... 
aww don't be mad at me ! ! ! 😔 USERNAME it upsets me that your mad 😢 😒 
i just wanna sleep ! in so much #pain 😣 
#confessionnight constantly torn between listening to my heart or listening to my head 😒 
fuck ! ! my ear is itchy on the inside ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
no fuckin way only white people know bout figs 😒 #smfh 
i love how i say goodnight to jazz & she says pce ! >.< ctfu 
that hoe sent me to voicemail ! wtf ? 😑 
USERNAME why would i eat pumpkin if i already knew it was nasty ? #rude but #notungrateful 
“USERNAME sleepy twatchers . #subtweetcity #twatchers #twatchersandsubtweeters URL #hashtagcity #bored #surrendered 
USERNAME i swear to god i don't have a text from you after i called you >.< 
USERNAME dude , that movie is terrible d; it makes you hate relationships .-. 
i hope tomorrow is better than today was ... 😒 😣 
USERNAME hahaha ugh . and then they just laugh about it ... they think they're so funny 😒 
i hate re-thinkin bout a situation && gettin mad again . 😒 
USERNAME okay i cant wednesday or thursday , cause wednesdays the viewing for my grandpa and thursdays the funeral 😣 💔 
USERNAME like how long you think the video should be ? :o cuz there's some long ones >.< 
USERNAME that's probably what he said when he was your age 😏 
ok i need to just go to bed before i drop my phone on my face again 😖 
USERNAME idk anyone there :( & its probably too late to apply for the spring d: 
to much stuff on my mind to sleep 😒 😢 #confessionnight #collegeprblmz 
nice to be back in my be d: ) but , this place is too damn cold . #florida 
for the lord is goo d; his mercy is everlasting; & his truth endureth to all generations . -psalms 100:5 
i be fuckin broads like i be fuckkin bored 😏 😇 
#confessionnight it makes me sad wen i see oomf tweet about someone else 😒 😔 😞 
sex in a jacuzzi with this weather would be dope 👌 😏 
USERNAME if it were my facebook i wouldn't care but it isn't , lol 😐 
i wish i had a sexual boy to talk to #bored #lonely 
USERNAME next time maybe you can score an autograph .... great to meet you too after hearing about you for months ! 😏 
i left my key in my dorm , and my roommate is not back yet . 😣 #ugh #lockedout #collegeproblems #why #sucks 
#confessionnight i do care . i do get jealous 😒 
gonna sit here & cry my pathetic ass to sleep 😔 😒 😢 ✌ 
USERNAME i don't mean to start anything . but its the truth . chris does it to make you mad i heard him say it . they don't hook up #eww 
omfg i hate when i send the wrong txt to the wrong person 😖 
i hate it when clinton jr . is right 😒 
we better get a 100% on our everclean evaluation at work tomorrow . i cleaned every spot and am drenched in comet . #work #tired #gross 
USERNAME lmfao eww . no .-. they give wedgies >.< 
USERNAME whatever . 😒 your okay i guess . 😐 
there is no need for katie perry lyrics at 12 :3 0 😒 
-ppl who actually do #confessionnight 😒 😒 😒 ... smh idiots 
just unfollowed your ugly ass . didn't think i was till i saw you #ew 
good girls go to heaven , but bad girls go everywhere .. 😼 
oh . hey . my ddi article about tenebrous got publishe d: URL 
USERNAME this weekend coming up we need to have fun 😏 i'm really serious about that 
stop snappin rt USERNAME smh ! no i wasnt hoe lol u aint the only one that fuck my name up ! rt _fancybroa d: kyla sneak dissing me lol 
#confessionnight i had surgery on february 14 :c #itsucked dx 
smh i dislike that things are not good with me and don right now ... ... 😒 😔 
#confessionnight i wish i was one of those people who had a attitude . i care entirely too much 😒 
- i'm not feelin dis gait duee yet 😒 my cuzzo gonn curl it for me tomarr ii guess 
USERNAME USERNAME i don't like y'all lol so i'm good 😏 
so happy i didn't work today it was like 90 degrees in the mall 😏 
i want some mcdonalds but i don't feel like getting out of bed 😒 
i look fly i look good on my momma on my hood .... 😒 
these bitches did not really put that video up notice the quotes cause that shit was far from twerking 😒 
#confessionnight im not stubborn about things when i know im right 😏 
USERNAME i don't sleep , but i know you do , and you're tire d; so goodnight (: 
USERNAME i hope you enjoyed my death glare . 😒 
ahh i didn't do any of my homework 😑 🔫 what a great start to the 2nd nine weeks 
really ? miserable at best is the first song to come on my pandora ? oh , okay . #mylifeguise 😒 
USERNAME ofcourse no black , white , chinos allow el unico chino es ud 😏 😂 
naw we ain't shake on it , but sleep well 😏 ✌ 
USERNAME 😒 i've made my claim n it's my point of view .. why don't you do a statistic study of the question .. 
she really just retweeted something that's 867 days old 😐 
man imma lady killer if i wanna imma steal her 😋 😎 😏 
USERNAME wait , i thought i was the only one 😱 😐 😕 
tomorrow is my last day being 19 🙊 😮 😐 😁 
have to go get my drunk ass dad . 😒 
USERNAME lol i'm staying up so i can text oomf 😏 
USERNAME that doesn't even sound good ! cheese is #gross 
hey hey you you , i don't like your girlfriend . no way no way , no it's not a secret . hey hey you you i want to be your girlfrien d: ) 
why is every one rting old tweeted from the boys >.< 
USERNAME look you would 😏 why don't you go over there and get it back duh ! 
USERNAME USERNAME oh wait nvm that's tyrus ! loll nvm 😏 
raul , the $ goes in front of the amount .. 😏 
it's only been 2 hours and i miss myke so fucking much all ready >.< :c 
he said my lips are a temptation 😏 i don't see how tho 
listening to on to the next one by jay z 😏 exactly 
my cat just took the hugest dump eww it smells so badd 😫 😖 😵 😹 🙊💩 
USERNAME right ! 😒 🔫 i'm already in my jam jam's and shit . lmao 
those who chose to use it use it i just happen to supply , don't encourage marijuana i just happen to get high 😏 
wait .. that's not a good thing ... #justsaying 😒 
it's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes 😏 
USERNAME got drunk af last night , worked today &then gave a shit ton of blood 😣 
USERNAME i've never tried them ! so i decided to try a six pack of them , i do feel a little gay though >.< 
USERNAME is taking advice from USERNAME on how to start the fire place w @ harlem worl d: lenox ave URL 
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USERNAME i’m sort of writing a video game version of a sliders/quantum leap-ish show . intereste d: infoUSERNAME 
i wouldn't mind waking up to my boyfriend bringing me dairy queen biscuits and gravy 😏 
USERNAME haha i raced and dance d; ) #i 'mround #that 'sashape;) 
that moment when you're scrollin' down ur tl & wonder why you're following this irrelevant person -unfollows- 😒 
not being able to sleep on your back because of #badbackprobs 😒 
USERNAME so .. do you have any friends that umm .. look and act exactly like you .. USERNAME so jealous 😒 
USERNAME why do ppl keep wanting me to start my drinking at 9 in the morning #rude 
so i guess im not going to the field trip ,, omg my mom doesnt want to give me money &im broke ! >.< 
#confessionnight im layin in bed south dallas swaggin to refill 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😼 
in other news . these cheddar biscuits bout to sit right boyy 👏 😏 
i'm terrified of chinese dragons 😣 ever since mulan 👵 
i wanna start going to church like i used to ... maybe i'll have a lil better luck . 😏 👼🙏 need to #confessmysins 
well the rest of my night consists of watching this boy play xbox . 😑 
we both grown .. just tell me how you really feel . 😒 
holla at me if you need some tacos ! 😂 😏 
but my cat is the straight reflection of me and i love her and she's amazing but 😼 she's frustrating sometimes ! ! 
USERNAME i completey agree , i'm gonna be like death in the morning ! i still can't sleep and i even took some medicine ! ! 😖 😖 
getting bad out there tonight ! keja ... were you at ? 😏 USERNAME 😲 
USERNAME i was about too once you retweeted it >.< 
dehm ! until now can't decide what i want after this shit ! 😒 
i wanna fall asleep but i'm kinda uncomfortable . 😒 
hate when everyone texts you except the person you want to talk too 😖 😔 💔 
never felt this lonely ! no more boyfriend no more friends ! 😣 this sucks ! 
USERNAME coocky haha , and you have no life i know 😏 and i'm drinking hot cocoa ☕ 
USERNAME doesn't your hair count as a pillow ? 😑 
someone facetime my phone to see julia & i 😏 
woman on fox news says she can't stand biased networks ..... 😐 
desmond's in love with the 🐱 though .... 😏 💦💦💦 
this made my night . to the two most fashionable guys i've ever seen . 😏 @ ray's crab shack URL 
i might be the only person , but i think the walking dead fucking sucks . #sorrynotsorry #boring 
USERNAME hey now ! 😏 well , yeah .. i kinda am . 😂 
USERNAME i'm gonna abuse it . just like i did the other one . 😏 
gah ! mr . bootycall needs to pick up his phone ! >_< 
can't fall asleep - so not getting up on time for class in the morning 😒 😞 #justwannasleep #wakemeupwhenitsmay #goodnight 💤 
USERNAME dont do which one ? lol i think i wanna stay . :( this has been my dream school since i could remember ! d: 
i called you to be there for you & you give me attitude >.< 
USERNAME is your phone not working or do you just enjoy ignoring me . ? 😒 😒 
even though i actually spent time on this ap lang , mr smink won't be pleased . #sigh 😒 😔 😖 
what the hell is up with me today ! 😣 
#thebest #crazyforyou #sosweet #thebf #lovehim @ my be d: ) URL 
if i was in dr right now id be chilling instead of being home cuddling with my damn bed 😭 😑 #imissdr 😔 
USERNAME oh . i didn't know i wasn't following you . d; what's your url ? 
USERNAME prolly not but a few thousand signatures mean nothing lol people r fools 😒 
i wish my followers #confessionnight tweets were juicy lol 😏 
USERNAME dude i love you more than any other girlfriend of any cousins i have ever ha d: ) 
i'm so tired of y'all lames being on my tl talking bout that shit . y'all irritating as hell 😒 . what you want me to do ? i'm sorry . 
oo i think that's what i'll have . ribs 😏 
USERNAME #lt i forgot about pumpkin pie ! ! ! #notfat #rude 
romby bryant USERNAME comments after game winning t d: #calstampeders #cfl 
and the faggot of the year award goes too 😒 
i wish oomf would just mention me instead of slick subtweeting my ass . #ijs 😒 
USERNAME hahah i know 😖 👎 shoot me now lol 
touch my feet and i'll slaughter your family . #gross 
is it bad that my shoulder keeps popping everytime i move it 😖 
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#confessionnight i speak my mind a little to much , but i honestly don't care >.< 
shes mad at me noww d: USERNAME you forgive me ? (; 
reppin' the town on my sweatshirt ! #p dx #downtown #portland @ the civic condominiums URL 
#confessionnight i really really really want a relationship again . 👌🙏 💔 😕 😑 😞 😒 #foreveralone #thecatman lol 
i wish i had a boyfriend to talk to when i'm feeling sad or upset 😔 #foreveralone my best friend wont text back and i know she's up 😒 #pissed 
damn you psych for ending like that ! no i gotta wait till season 7 starts on tv to know why he got shot 😒 #pissedtweet 
i like the cold , but this is too cold . 😐 
#confession y'all getting on my nerves with these confessions 😑 
#confessionnight im scared of camels & llamas too .... 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
listen and love ! ! ! <iframe i d= ></iframe> 
all you following me on cinegram ... i don't know how to use it . 😒 
can't seem to fall asleep & yet so tired . #neverfails 😒 
USERNAME #coach #cj #drawingsigns #notgivingaf oh and me forgetting to draw on my mole 😑 
me: i got my first speeding ticket today frien d: what for ? me: murder , i got it for murder ." USERNAME 
i swear i know the song by el dasa , eddie and his freaking music 😒 
USERNAME now i can't sleep cuz yu put me on blast 😑 😑 😑 😑 
when somebody rt's 10 tweets of the same damn person on my tl<<<< 😼 
#confessionsnight apparently i come from a long line of alcoholics 😒 🍺 
😣 🔫 and that's how i feel about waking up in 6 hrs for my 8 am #goodnight 
i hate those days when i just feel so fat n obese and not cute . #fatty #girlproblems #yuck 
my team texans squad up but my mood 😒 😞 
USERNAME lol iwish icould of gone to big lus tho it would of been my first time ;/ but i had to perform d: 
USERNAME i don't notice when i get followers but i saw you reblog me and i was like who dis and i loved ur blog &that's what happene d: o 
seriously .. if someone does my project for me , i'll pay you $100 😏 
i wish i had someone to watch movies with me right now 😒 
USERNAME they were all at bww while you were studying 😑 
USERNAME if those are yours ... im jelly ! ! ! >_< 
who's big daddy lufa & why does my brother keep repeating his lines 😐 
god knows i hate getting up in the morning to go to work 😑 
#confessionnight jus tell me you want the dick and stop beaten around the bush 😒 
USERNAME i tweeted that like a month ago 😤 😑 
USERNAME 😩 i am not retarded uncle ! ! ! ! ! 😠 and whhy noot i only want one of 2 things ! ! ! ! ! 😞 and they're both like $20 😣 
damn i spelt confession wrong and so many ppl are retweeting that tweet 😐 #ohwell 
i really don't like salvadorean tamales that much😷 but there's 88 in my fridge 😒 😷😩 😭 
i'm most likely not going to pass out till about 2 :3 0/3:00 😒 
USERNAME radio go d: something is happening ... something good ... URL 
USERNAME it's all about USERNAME and USERNAME . hahahahaha 😏 
it physically hurts to set my alarm for 6:15 tomorrow . back to reality 😒 
USERNAME i'm really boredd d: and #iwantfood #ifoundacat #lol :) 
you know it's bad when my mom tells me . 😐 
USERNAME i went to your work last night and i didn't see you 😖 
linda hornbuckle brought down the house with larhonda steele at the love for linda benefit USERNAME #p dx jazz URL 
USERNAME it's okay , two can play this game 😏 
that last tweet was for USERNAME i'm going to tweet my work schedule from now on so she can plan around it 😏 
this tree is so damn pretty . we did good 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME field trip to visit USERNAME ? ! ! ! :) i miss you to tears 😖 
#confessionnight i would do badd things to oomf ... 😏 
but sorry guys back to my regularly scheduled random nonemotional tweets . 😐 
all i nee d: good friends , movies , and my trees ^_^ 
who stole my frosted flakes ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
i think i dorm next to some damn billy goats 😒 i can't be the only one that has class in the am 
what i thought would happen from the beginning actually happened 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME well it's going ok real life's har d: / 
i desperately wish you would have came in to visit me 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😠 😠 😡 
moose , do me a favor & stop talking shit . thanks 😒 ✋ 
i want to dm #oomf but i’m a bit to shy 😒 
#confessionnight i never got a fade cause niggas said my head was too big 😒 
and goin get her hair fixed is a habit 😏 😂 
drunk people are the only honest people out there nowadays . 😏 
the manliest thing that i did all weeken d: i washed my beard with shampoo . 👨 
not wearing a bra when it's this cold outside<<< #badchoice 😖 ❄⛄ 
i'm the luckiest girl in the worl d: ) #sohappy 
USERNAME don't be sa d: ( ill be home in a little k 
and i have to be up by 5 am for work 😐 
USERNAME lol me and felicia were seriously holding each other and crying 😢 😣 😲 
so mad i didn't bring a usb to work today >.< #fml 
i think my phone is going crazy . 😔 😖 
i'm so mad at myself that i haven't gone snowboarding in the last two years . i used to go all the time and i had a brand new board too . 😑 
USERNAME correction ... if i was with you i'd be drunk ... 😏 
“USERNAME this tree is so damn pretty . we did good 😏 USERNAME 
if i find one more of those fucking bugs ........ #gross 
USERNAME but now there'll be nothing worth going to school for you in grade 12 ! d: 
#confessionnight i admit , sometimes i pick fights with the ones who mean the most to me & idk why i do . #hateit 
USERNAME i have not . oh wait maybe i have ... who are you again ? 😏 
USERNAME whhyy my full name ! ! ? ! ! ! ! ! ? ! ! ? >_< gosh december 29th ! 
USERNAME i've been wondering the same thing about myself 😏 😏 
being in a group with lazy people< i end up staying up all night to do it because i know they won't . 😐 
no line lol ! #bedflow #teamandroid #filter #walden #mirror #followme #bored #android #cooling #s @ da house URL 
and of course i wud fall asleep while watching mira quien baila & wake up no , completely awake 😒 with work in a couple of hours just lovely 😒 
watching #thewalkingdead and i must say it gets me everytime . #gross #bloody #loveit 
USERNAME i was then told that i am hipster because i don't like the word hipster . 😒 🔫 
yea i checked my calendar and it's never gonna be that serious . 😐 📅📆 
maybe it's just a coincidence .. then again maybe not . 😏 #ihopeso 
all day: tired . time to go to be d: not tired ! 
& my 1000 tweet goes to USERNAME 😏 👏 ☺ 
holy shit this kid just threw up close to 3 full meals and i'm over in stall 5 minding my own business #yuck 
my little sis texted me and said she wanted beats for christmas bc they have #swag ... she is 12. 😒 
i wonder which day of this week i will experience my ultimate breaking point . because it is bound to happen . just hoping it's not monday 😣 💔 
USERNAME ok ? lmao omg thanks thanks ! hahaa ! oh stop it ☺ 😏 🙈 
USERNAME lol ima start taking the red car from now 😏 
staying up late and dying the next day in school 😣 
my dad is ridiculous as fuuck for this conversation 😒 URL 
only if u would kiss me in real life 😒 
USERNAME lmfao darius tweeted that not me ! 😒 ☺ 
when i hear a noise in the hall . me: shit just got real >.< lol 
USERNAME that sucks bro ! i practically have a week off ! >.< 
so now all my followers kno this lil dick niggas got his dick sucked 😒 shot happens 
that awkward feeling when your at someone's house and they decide to having a family talk and leave you all alone . 😐 😶 
well it's 1 in the morning and i'm just now starting to study for my tests tomorrow 😒 😒 😒 
i'm going to have to put up with bitching from two of the bitchiest people in this house for eleven days 😒 
i'm only here for one night .. then i'mma be your memory .. 😏 
to sleep , or not to sleep . that is the question . 😣 😴 😲 
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USERNAME stop it . stop it now 😐 lol . 
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USERNAME anything will beat his last album ! he been recording for a year ! it's gonna be goo d: ) 
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USERNAME & he denied the whole thing ! 😑 i was like make me look like a liar ! 
USERNAME USERNAME just random shout outs to people i care about ! that's why gabby isn't getting one 😒 
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no goodnight text . everyone falls asleep on me 😐 
#confessionnight the last time i smoked was last night >_< 
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swear hoes hit me up like i still talk to em .... psh 😒 foh 
USERNAME have you seen the lady twerk video ? well i was the choreographer 😏 
i really aint trynna fuck wit school tomorrow , ughh >_< 
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i look like a beautiful recovering crack addict when i'm tired #me #selfie #innercam #bored #phone #sleepy #melrose URL 
fuck .... never in my 19 years of life- have i ever broke out like this ! ! 😲 one or 2 pimples are common on me but not this badd 😩 😖 😤 
even more worse when my grandma gets on the subject . 😐 
USERNAME lmfao ! you're like my gf 😒 both of you are way to nice 
i just noticed , USERNAME never gave me a massage 😔 😒 😒 
USERNAME bosses don't drunk dial me at 2 in the morning 😏 
fake people laugh at everything you say even when it's not funny . 😒 " 
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"USERNAME my mom thought the abbreviation for 'lol' meant 'lots of love'. she sent me a text that rea d: 'your grandma just died . lol 
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USERNAME hell me to one boring ass night ! ! 😒 
😒 i had a good tweet .. now i forgot cause i spaced out on trying to understand someone's tweet .. 
i'm always the last one to fall asleep .. #bored 
USERNAME um no . brunettes do it better > 😏 ✌ 
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USERNAME you're not supposed to stand in one place ... just flopping your hand around ! 😑 
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- "cameras flashings , people staring , music playing . . . then it happene d; 
there are 4 people showin up on my timeline now . #boring 
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USERNAME that boy needs a job smh 😑 👊 ! 
thinking you're top screen kicking ass and you're really the bottom screen 😑 
soo treanna obviously gone talk about johnny all night 😒 
does anyone know how depressing it is to have to leave wisconsin drive 6 hours , just to return to kentucky ... 😒 😞 
lil booty bitches gone get love one day ! ! ! i ain't even worried about it 😏 
USERNAME that was the second part to the last tweet 😑 
i swear my moms never mad at me . my dads always the one bitching 😑 devil bitch 👿🙅 
USERNAME barf , hershey ... same thing really . 😑 
thanks for ruining a perfectly good evening on my birthday weekend ! 😑 URL 
i don't know what's worse , stubbing your toe or stepping on legos 😩 😖 
USERNAME me too . so much damn money though 😑 
type of jacks that take 10 minutes to send 1 text message >.< 
#confessionnight i already know i wanna go to prom with #oomf >_< 
it didn't work the first time it won't work now . 😒 
i thought that girl fell off the face of the earth ... thanks for that retweet on my tl ... #gross #summerflashbacks 
hibas mom thinks idk what she's saying about my unruliness in arabic but oh i know i know ... 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME don't u kno me by now i am not normal so 😑 
i was looking forward to cold weather and after a scorching cali summer right when it starts to cool off i moved to florida . 😒 #sonofabitch 
USERNAME lies , if that was true you wouldn't have left the bar 😒 
rebecca seems way to critical and dramatic about everything 😒 jeremiah is like on this show 😂 😂 😂 #breakingamish 
as pretty as you are your personality is so ugly #yuck 
all i wanna do is cuddle and watch movies . 😒 
i've been really fucking sad at night lately cause i've been missing tf outta someone when the feeling isn't even mutual . man wtf 😔 😣 
i feel how i feel in my pic on here right now ... no hesitation just pull the mental trigger 😵 😲 😑 😞 fuuck 
USERNAME >.< & i was trying to be nice to the ravens . ! lol time to talk shit . ! 
me: i should probably change .. da d: change into a beagle so buddy had someone to hang with hahahah i love my family 
USERNAME but when you leave it and let it melt you have the chances of later stepping on it 😑 kicking it outta the way is the best choice hah 
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it's crazy how many things can run through your head to make a minute feel like a lifetime . #anxious 😣 
i'm mad you used me and broke my heart and lied to me to my face . hmm . 😒 
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USERNAME hahaha and make USERNAME cook clean and buy us expensive stuff 😁 😏 😏 😂 
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guess i should do my project for aerobics tmr . since ya know , it was due friday . 😁 😏 
it's soo cold in my moms house 😖 especially downstairs 
USERNAME i had one in my room the other day ... i thought i killed it ... but i couldn't find the body 😖 it's going to eat me in my sleep . 
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when you lie down , you will not be afrai d; when you lie down , your sleep will be sweet . (proverbs 3:24) 
USERNAME haa you're telling me .. you go to bed tyra 😏 
nobody is ever tweeting when i go on my rampages 😒 
USERNAME well not really but that's ok . it's not so ba d: ) 
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#somebodyidwanttomeet is USERNAME she's a cheerleader 😏 🎀 spirt of texas right ? ?i might start there also 😄 
was thinking about the conversation we had the other night and i realized how much i really enjoy talking to you 😏 
#confessionnight i have the sweetest heart with the worst temper . hate stupid people 😒 
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sorry that i sin differently than you #judgment #ew #ihatepeople 
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USERNAME #unfollow just for that mini heart attack you just gave me 😒 
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USERNAME call me in 15 minutes . i for dishes 😒 😒 
how cute you had another gay boy photo shoot today . 💁👬 😏 
i may be a sinner , but thats the beauty of go d; i am not condemned #freedom #romans 
i'm the only one in my family with no shape atall ... i have the brains though 😏 
USERNAME hahaha shut up .. obvi jack going ham this season .. next michael jordan 😏 
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the boots i had on had sand in em that i didn't realize . i had my mom push my legs toward my face to stretch , & all the sand went on my face 😒 
i feel like shit v.v but she seems to care about how i feel x) aha means alot 
when everyone in the world texts you except for the one person you actually want to hear from 😒 <<<<< #impatienttweet 
USERNAME ohh 😒 damn it ! ! ! ! ! you made me admit my sin 😔 lol 
and baby i could give you more than she ever will 😏 
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#confessionnight just gimmie one night wit oomf ... maybe two .... 😏 😏 😏 
well someone on my #tl knows the words for dance 4 you ....... 😒 lol 
if terri don't come through , i'll do it alone 😏 lol 
i can never decide if i want to wear my glasses or contacts ... 😒 
worst thing in the worl d= getting hit by a mac truck/ letting an octopus swallow you whole . 
USERNAME work 😏 but i'm working on getting a daquiri delivered ! 
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i hate how small northwood is . people need to quit sharing sex partners . #gross #stop 
USERNAME -.- wow fine then dont come 😒 xd hahah ur miss 
i love watching pirates of the carribean , johnny depp is so hot as a pirate 😏 
damm it they wount let close the window because they say i smell like cigarets 😑 stupid hyna 
__too many things all at once:::: 😖 can't sleep ! ! 😞 ugh ! 😒 
hate when i be tryna smoke & my friends be acting lame .. 😒 😒 
i seriously can't wait until my birthday ! #94days . 😏 
USERNAME no it wasn't ! ! 😡 it was probably the size of my hand ... too big . not that i have big hands ... 😒 
my dance partner is 15 and a freshmen and he tuts like a beast 😒 
questions that cross my min d: how did ryan goseling not blow up after the notebook ? … 
i'm the type of girl that drinks hot chocolate in the summer .. and eats ice cream during the winter .. don't ask why . i just do 😒 
can't sleep for nothing ! ! 🚫💤 #lifesucks 😒 #needavacationbad ! ! ! ! ! 🌴☀ 
chris brown looks hella good in this video i'm watchin 😏 
i just seen a avi that made me look like this 😖 💀😷 
sometimes we question shii , that there is no answer too 😑 
let me go to sleep , i have an admission interview tomorrow and imma be exhausted . 😒 
USERNAME because you put my full name ! ! ! >_< 
should have gone on that date on friday ... why i said no i don't even know 😒 
if you're in my sisters english class you should not be dating one of my friends . that's just fcking #gross 
5 messages , no reply , one day 😑 🔫 #shootmenow 
i'm lost in the world , i'm down on my min d; 
#confessionnight if me and my boyfriend broke up like we did last time or worse , i wouldn't take it as well as i did the first time ... 😒 
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USERNAME sounds just like lauren london too ... marry me ? 😏 
we are not going to die dec 21st . shut the hell up ✋ 😒 
officially 23 hours and 53 minutes until . co d: black ops 2 comes out .. my nipples are ready . 
i know a lot of shit i shouldn't know 😒 
nowadays , people fall in love w/ looks .... so i'm assuming i'll be alone forever . 😒 
USERNAME lololol oh i know . at least the guy was decent looking 😏 
she talkin shit again ? man i don't even care no more 😒 
i really don't like my disease . i have to wear a tube in my arm for three days . be happy if you don't have diabetes #soannoying 😒 🔫 
wish my best friend wasn't in hibernation ! need to talk to someone 😑 
medicine companies have a really distorted idea about flavors ... i would rather lick cement #coughsyrup #nasty #coughbegone 
USERNAME USERNAME thats why he's my boyfriend . 😒 you're a black moon ? ! that's intense . 
if someone would bring me ice cream d: that would be the best . 
USERNAME i'm working the te dx r twitter now , just want to pick up where we left off there . check dm , let's connect to discuss more . 
why are my tweets randomly deciding to show up on facebook ? 😒 😒 
i need to delete some messages on facebook . jeez . reading old messages is bringing up old memories that i'm trying to forget . 😔 😞 😣 
i'm too tired but these ppl got me laughin 730 hurry up lol 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm definitely gonna have too much fun with this 😏 
USERNAME i guess ... doesn't mean i'm gonna answer ! 😏 
i think ahead so i can be prepared . 😏 
there's so many people in my school everyone knows .. & i never even knew they existed d; lol 
USERNAME ahahh well i like them but ughh i always lose them >.< & yeahh kinda to much work . 
USERNAME why do you run so late ? d; lol 
#confessionnight i made desmond pop a tear a few times cause i'm that good 😏 
it's about fucking dem sluts n driving dem fast cars n never dressing like ah nigga like u 😼 
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USERNAME 😒 it's not wasted if i was w/ ! 
laying down and dropping my phone on my face <<<< 😑 #iblamemodelo 
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USERNAME i'm laying on my couch watching valentines day 😒 
USERNAME i do both 😒 gross ! well mostly the drool part :d my mom and aunt said when i broke my nose i began to snore//: 
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USERNAME because my dad lives out here and i wanted to get out of the small town and adventure but i'm ready to be back in kansas 😔 😭 😑 
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some people's tweets are so damn true tho .. 😒 
only i would watch food network while starving in a house with no food . 😖 
i think im blind #panicking 😳 😳 😳 😣 😣 ⚠⚠⚠ 
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USERNAME i heard them first 😒 then i saw them hahah and then i tweeted about them 
USERNAME mc knight was on beastmode ! i can do that shit ^__^ . the play off game was the first game i went too >.< 
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wish i could have ridiculous adventures with my friends 😒 
USERNAME ahh c'mon now ! ! i'm just saying ... 😒 
all USERNAME does is sleep and take forever to text back 😒 
twitter keeps suggesting i follow justin freaking bieber ! umm thanks but not thanks , he looks like a dreaming lesbian ! #yuck #sorrynotsorry 
USERNAME i miss you & the boys ! ! 😏 
USERNAME i know a few niggas that wouldnt mind tryingg though #gross 
mf ain't answer , probably fixing her weave . 😒 
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i should be reading that book for english 😒 lmao 
finding boys boxers on your door handle is nasty 😳 😳 USERNAME #eww 
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USERNAME so dapping you up is a bad thing ? thanks for letting me know . now i really will never do it d: 
USERNAME damn 😐 your making want to keep studying but i'm already laying down 
USERNAME USERNAME you did ! never mentioned the raiders not one time ! 😒 
you are a lucky muthaafucka if you make it to my screen saver >.< 
s/o to USERNAME for making me want to go back in time when i know i can't 😒 
maybe if you would quit trying to lie ... u could get ur stories straight #mytruth #ew #truu 
i was nominated for stripper of the year ! along with 5 other awards ! but stripper of the year nominees perform at the ceremony #p dx strippies 
why do i like angelica ? oh wait ... i don't . 😒 
15 people have said they let the dogs out as a confession .. 😒 
someone that's awake should text me n be my friend . i bore d: ( 
i love u too rt USERNAME 😒 😒 , i really hate people . 
texans during summer-ugghh i can't wait til it warms up ! ! 😒 #always #ohhtexas 
this rain is about to put me to sleep . 😒 
home to pizza ? ? 🍕🍕🍕 woo hoo ! i'm starving ! lol . i think it was the pizza calling earlier & not quite yet my bed 😏 . 
USERNAME i checked his not ! unfollow the dude . 😑 
can't sleep and there is school tomorrow >.< just one more week ! 
#confessionnight i'm a very sarcastic person , people sometimes think i'm joking . 😒 
dear god , if you’re here go d; make the fire disappear when they stare god . 🔥🚫 
never knew i was so good at playing the piano 😏 #musicallytalented 
USERNAME i hate you . so damn much . d; 
grr can't sleep .... hate this jet lag 😑 😩 
i'm trying to enjoy my godzilla movie and i start having cramps 😣 😡 never fails come to mother nature 
#wraiye #chilly #p dx #clatsop #forest #rain @ middle of no where URL 
man i heard #oomf swallowed my prophytes kids ... 😖 😷😪 
i have the greatest drunken purchase at senior week as a trophy on my wall ... a dtf tanktop . 😏 👍 
hate is such a strong word 😐 i don't hate anyone . 
USERNAME i know right 😑 damn 19 next week , shits crazy lol 
USERNAME shut up i just downloaded it on my ipod today ✋ 😌 😏 😂 
twitter keeps suggesting i follow justin freaking bieber ! umm thanks but no thanks , he looks like a damn lesbian ! #yuck #sorrynotsorry 
got that typa 😏 💦 that will make yo chick wanna try out 
“i want one guy ! the resta’ yuh niggaz just temporary&make my days/time go by ! “ 😏 
USERNAME haha that's even better . wish i would've thought of that . have all the boys runnin ! (in the opposite direction 😒 ) 
i have two new bestfriends for the week: nyquil and tissue boxes . 😒 😷😫 
why couldn't i just not go back to school and leave already 😒 #navybound 🇺🇸⚓ 
finally going to sleep . not even tired but i'll regret not sleeping in a few hours when i have to get my ass outta be d: ( good night twitter ! 
since its so difficult ima start telling people i go to college 😒 
i'm never going to get up early to look nice at this time 😒 #gahh #fml #stupidipodandphone 
my house hella shakes when the train goes by ... 🚂 😖 
hmm .. home now . everyone is just about passed out . im wide awake . what to do ? 😒 
USERNAME no , no . not yummy 😖 . text me . 
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apparently none of you fuckers have skype , fuck you guys 😒 
USERNAME lol , i just wanna get out of her though >.< 
yay finally got new tires this weekend ! i've can speed again ! ! 😃 🚙💨 😏 
USERNAME you said you were being lazy the whole day ! 😒 
, i keep tweeting & i only got like 24 followes >.< cdfu #dead ! 
it's so cold i think i might have to wear jeans tomorrow . #disgusted #againstmyreligion 💁👑 
my ankle and my hand hurt so badd 😒 😞 
i'm so bored i don't even know what to do with myself 😒 
raekwon martin . now that's a cool fucking name . ☺ 😏 😏 
the fact that everyone wants to be sosa now .. 😑 🔫 
#confessionnight i get mad if someone asks me now to get them at mcdonald's like really ? 😒 it's not hard 
USERNAME >.< well i think you fell asleep ! goodnight nigga . 
like i kinda wish he was here , but like a little . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME ima free loader i still have codys shirt and mario buys me foo d: ) 
USERNAME akdfasdh;jas d; harry tweeted you im fangirling for you ahfdjsfhsad 
i already know my xc picture looks like crap ... can't wait to see it 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME well you didn't ! i woulda remembered 😒 
how am i supposed to move out when my parents are constantly telling me they'd love if i lived with them the rest of my life 😒 lol 
USERNAME lol i got to get at your level , i think i'll wake up early tomorrow an study 😐 
snake ass niggas in my fuckin face , bring your girl here so i can fuck her face 😏 
literally just swallowed a spider . #yuck . #freakingout #gonnacry #eww . 
wild boy by mgk has been stuck in my head all day . 😒 smh . 
i have no clue why i'm up still when i have class at 8 ! 😒 😫 😐 
USERNAME ya know ! the usual . glad you're goo d: ) 
it'd prob be really cool to go to a strip club on my 18th birthday ... if i didn't start going to them when i was like 16 😏 
why does my dog snore so damn loud 😒 🐶 
walking dead got fucken retarded ! every fucken show gets stupid after the 2nd season 😒 
ohmygo d: 3 daryll feeding tha baby . i can' handle the cute . c: 
just remembered allison drunkenly cracked a full 5 gallon water tank open last night and practically flooded our kitchen ..... 😒 #shitshow 
it was hard txting you but i did it im glad your doing goo d: ) 
jealous of USERNAME and USERNAME bromance .. 😒 💔 😖 
today has been a horrible day ... glad its over .. goodnight 😒 😒 
USERNAME 😑 can you spend the night ? 😑 😑 😑 😑 
am i the only girl who thinks teen mom is annoying ? 😑 
USERNAME i was like sweet baby jesus .... where is cole hall ? 😑 
fantastic turnout this year for content ! ! #katetowers #acehotel #p dx designers #thegreenroom #room217 (@ ace hotel) URL 
the fact i have to get up in seven hours 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴⌚📣📣📣 😡 😤😩 😔 😒 
USERNAME ohmygo d: 3 daryll feeding tha baby . i can't handle the cute . c: 
i've gotta get up at 5 .... i shouldn't be on twitter 😔 😒 
USERNAME then you're good . i'll go with you to pick your cleats 😏 
USERNAME well i have no idea when i'm getting black ops soo 😒 
i hate when people talk/tweet shit and then try to play it off saying that it wasnt about you .. stop being a pussy 😼 
i've cried so many times due to television shows . 😒 😔 
we don't even got school tomorrow & i'm tired 😒 . 
USERNAME haha . no lie i gagged after i sent that ... #nasty 
USERNAME make . up your min d; i need to adjust my drill . 
& when someone i am actually interested comes around and shows interest in me , what do i do ? i push them away . #whatismyproblem 😑 
i wish i had someone to go on a walk with #bored #not tired #beautiful outside 
wish i could take some sleeping pills or something to knock me out .. 😑 
my 3k tweet goes to myself hahaha shit i love myself , hollaa ^.< , ohh godd what emm i doingg ? >.< 
i don't want to leave ! ! ! ! ! 😫😩 😒 😔 😞 
yess even ! you owe me tamales & brownies >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME i am afraid you have got the wrong meghanic ! d: 
ive put aside my hw all weekend .. looks like tmrws homework day 😒 
i finished watching my movie && texting someone . #bored . #nowwhat ? #shitt . 
can i receive some goodnight mentions , i've had a pretty sucky night 😔 😒 😣 👎 
#content #p dx USERNAME #contentp dx @ ace hotel URL 
😑 i'm not liking this .. you're ruining the happy moment 
never mind it’s not a movie night cuz he fell asleep ! that loser 😒 😞 
everybody always falls in love with yudi . why ? 😖 and the girl i want doesn't .... lol fml😁 😂 
fruit punch or ice cold water ? ? hmm 😒 
i hate going to sleep hungry d: i needa eat before i go to sleep ! ! ! ! ! ! fym lol #fatpeopleproblems 
been waiting all day for this game to download . i just want to get my gamer on 😒 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 shoot me my ones . 
USERNAME fuck it i'm sleeping . got 830 class . and i gotta study . so imma just finish the lab after class tomorrow 😒 
ughh i got that little tiny bump on h tongue and it's driving me crazzyy ! i don't even know what it's called 😒 😒 
to be honest i really don't know what is different nowadays 😒 
USERNAME no wait u know my neightbors ? ! dx 
so i wake up out my sleep .. for this ? 😒 
every since she had sex she jus been havin them thoughts ! #nasty #dead ! lol 
oh matado a pija te hice ya 😒 😎 💪💪🏃🏃 
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the bitch just got the face you wana punch ! ! ! 😒 
when people say in a sentence , bitch u ain't drivin stfu u sound so stupid 😑 
USERNAME you do that too ? i do that and i hate it >_< specially when i break down . . . but honestly , im here if you wanna talk . 
you got what i need ! but you say he's just a friend 😣 😖 😫 
i’m goin’ back to the old me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ✊ 😏 
sum body jus told me they thought i was a stuck up bitch wen they met me 😒 😂 lmao do i look that way r sum thin i get that a lot 
i have to wake up at 8 to get my lil brother ready for school 😒 
😐 rt USERNAME USERNAME 4 showin love i'm hookin you up with a pair of beats-by-dre head phones go right here USERNAME 
#confessionnight i wonder where some folks get there home training from . no manners nor etiquette . #rude 
USERNAME oh do i have a surprise for you 😏 
of course the one time i don't go someone actually puts on a show 😒 
:/ idk what to do , when i want you you dont want me , but when i try to like someone else you get mad v.v just tell me wat u want ... 
i want a kitten but seth's allergic . of course . 😒 
USERNAME 😒 it's not a problem i'm just tryna be the bigger person ! lol 
guess i better get started on that essay tho 😐 
i was kidding >.< i need you for the next couple weeks that i'm going too have p . e . 
USERNAME USERNAME both of you shutup 👊👊👊 😡 😒 😑 👋👋 😏 
or you could jus start fucking with a real nigga like .... 😎 😎 😎 😏 😏 😏 👌👌👌 
USERNAME USERNAME he's frightened by women megan . you gotta speak to him 😏 lol 
i'm like a bottomless pit . i eat and it doesn't even phase me 😒 #fatgirlproblems 
USERNAME USERNAME not even funny i pressed the wrong picture ! 😒 
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#confessionnight some guys bore me easily . i like interesting people 😒 
-- ii fxckn hate when dudes piss on the dx mn seat . like how in the hell you miss tht big ass hole ! 
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definitely need to start studying for bio like yesterday 😒 
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sleeping awkwardly because i don't want to disturb my princess of a dog 😏 🐩 
i can't handle how much i look like my dad when i don't have makeup on 😒 😐 
on the bright side , my sisters girlfriend left her starbucks at my house . #score 😏 
about to be so tired tomorrow but i can't sleep because i'm so mad 😒 
shouldn't have taken a nap earlier .. now i can't fall asleep and i'm stuck watching this horrible movie . 😒 
and i thought i had to stop watching vampire diaries for sleep . haa . 😏 
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shutting down dailybooth is like erasing my tween years . 😔 😖 
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#confessionnight i want #oomf to come over and cuddle 😏 
i cant be home and phoneless for 3 days . d: 
for the past 3 years i've realized a sickening and annoying trend of people recommending thai food spots . . . . 😑 
USERNAME they see us rollin .... they hatin 🚲 🏃 😏 
people always say yeah , but half are cocky , annoying or boring . ✋ 😒 
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just had my first glass of milk in years . reminded me why i don't drink it . #ew 
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completely forgot i have to go home tomorrow to work .. oops . 😣 
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USERNAME was a creeper tonight ! slapping my butt trying to molest me >.< 
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umm thank you USERNAME for showing me the grossest thing i have ever seen in my life . 😷 😶 😑 😵 😳 😣 
i take to many twitter breaks while trying to do homework 👎 😐 
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staring at my husband like a creep while i wait for him to take his turn in our game ... he's too damn cute 😁 😏 
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USERNAME because i don't like my middle name ! ! >_< 
tonight is one of those nights smh hate being alone . i need a repeat 😏 
when USERNAME can't stop laughing when ever he tries to kiss meh 😒 #amyprobz 
proverbs 12:4 - a virtuous woman is a crown to her husban d: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones . 
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#confessionnight your the reason my heart is so cold 😒 
i rarely ever write anyone on grinder first .... the time i do , i tell him he's cute and i get back , ..... 😐 
thai food is for losers . there i said it . . . . . faggots . 😏 
its like 1 am & i cant sleep , then again everyone else is k . o >.< 
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damn steve hook it up with some chips 😑 😑 
hen i tell boys i can play football better than them i always get this 😑 
USERNAME i didn't change , i really miss you . it was one argument that ended years of sistership . 😒 
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#truthtweet i just ran out of fucking zz-quil ! errg ! 😑 
#confessionnight #oomf needs to come get me i don't want to sleep alone 😒 
would love to be sleeping right now 😖 #insomnia #pregnantgirlproblems 
need to start planning my bday weeken d: - ): - ): -) 
USERNAME still wondering why you haven't seen my tweets yet 😑 😢 , it's 1:43 am i'm sorta getting tired ! 
noo ! ! ! she said my full name too ! ! ! >_< oh my gosh ronaldo ! look whatchu do -.- 
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that moment when you don't know what to say because it hurts and you really don't want that ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😭 😖 😖 😭 
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USERNAME lmaoo and then you sat next to her in the back ! ! dx lol ! ! 
i need USERNAME to rub aquaphor on my tattoo . 😣 
movie be over already , i wanna go to sleep 😣 
jkay now i have plenty of time to study 😑 
after the weekend i just had i really don't feel like being sober 😒 like wtf ? ! ? .... 
cuddling with brianna has become a daily thing .... 😏 
i'm in love with the faces she does ! ! \( >.< )/ 
#confessionnight i talk shit to you while i'm fuckin 😏 
when the apartment is so hot that you can't sleep . really #newyork it's #november 😣 
USERNAME 😔 😒 i'll sing you a song if you want me too ! 
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if i get my way ... i'm about to have a white mustang convertible 😏 
#confessionnight i want a threesome with a bad ass island bitch 😏 
i should really be going to sleep by now but im not tired tf ? >.< 
being reminder of my awful sophomore year <<<< #ew #youcanleave 
USERNAME my friend got hers taken out 😣 it was scary to watch lol 
USERNAME USERNAME hahahahaha ! jesus ! ! ! :o like a snake ! d: ayye ! hahahahahahaha ! ! sick ! 
USERNAME lmao from what movie is that ? i cant remember >.< 
#confessionnight is a useless effing trend ! getting everyone all sad 😒 
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people who don't snapchat back , and instead just open them . #uh #rude 
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adrian needs to hurry up and call me back 😒 
i'm still mad at ryan for what he wrote on my twitter earlier 😒 😠 
USERNAME ahahhah >.< no please stop it hurts to laugh lol 
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when my best friend USERNAME tells me to hurry up and get married ! 😐 
les gens ennuyeux sont la raison dont je ne me sens pas bien 😒 
😒 😣 😔 can't sleep and it's so hott in my room ! 😡 
let me go to sleep before i start hearing other stuff 😖 😫 
i don't like my smile , big lips small teeth 😒 
why do i have to wake up to every sound on my phone while i'm sleeping ? now of course i can't even go back to sleep ! 😒 
USERNAME there is definitely a secret message in this ... 😏 
for real tho on a serious note ill prob fail my bio test tomorrow . 😐 
took off my sweater and sai d; then i laughed ! ! haha .. 
USERNAME daaw then we can get our own apartment together like snooki and jwow ! that would be daa💣 😏 #cheerleadersgonewild 
even though people wanted to sleep on it when it actually came out . 👎 😒 
i'm so sore from coughing all the time 😔 😒 😷 💔 
i hate the taste of nyquil ! ! ! #gross #sick :/ 
i use to try to holla at #oomf back in the day .... to bad i was too scared to actually holla at her 😒 
my world consists of laundry . with life thrown in there somewhere 😑 👕👚👖 
of course i'm up in the middle of the night because my eye hurts so bad .. 😒 
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USERNAME they always get me in trouble 😣 i'm talkative 
USERNAME so as you stop tweeting i've just wasted another hopeless night tweeting you til 2:00am and no response 😢 😑 😣 😞 #thissucks 
USERNAME so u like that song na ? ? ? 😑 
looking through old messages is always a bad idea .. 😒 
got damn , stephonne got me all up in my thoughts now . 😒 
hate that lost feeling when i wake up after falling asleep while watching a movie . >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME were all related now swamp ass . lol just kidding i didn't call you that . 😐 😳 
i highly doubt i will make it to english in the morning 😒 
if at first you don't succee d: breathe in deeply , focus , reload , and take the next shot as you exhale slowly 
lmfao ! wrong emoji . i meant to put this one .... 😒 
USERNAME the motherfucking phone ranged at the en d: 0 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
just beat assassins cree d: revelations in one day to get me ready ac3 ! 👍 
7 pounds by myself , wish cass was here to watch it wit me ! 😒 
USERNAME i'm tired but i don't wanna go to sleep yet >.< lol 
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doin laundry and i found 3 sweaters that smelt like beer and smoke lol #nasty 
she's so damn stubborn ... it's cute . i like that 😏 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 whoaa . lol ! i can definitely get you some 😏 
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i slept all day i can't even sleep no more 😒 
USERNAME omg ! then hemo came home & found her . >_< 
there's girls moaning outside of my hall ... USERNAME USERNAME is that u guys ? ! 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME studied some at fu as well 😼 #gococks 
fuck my looks , u females need a guy that can provide for ya . 😏 👍 
USERNAME no i'm not trippin . i don't sweat hoes 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm only allowed to call you hare , creature or swampass now . 😒 lol 
USERNAME atleast he waited for you to go home ... bright side ? ..... no still gross . i can't #ew 
and she said she found a realy cute guy for me ... but he's 20 >.< 
😏 im too much tonight . i have too much . URL 
k cool dont text back after a cool conversation 😒 
god didn't bless me with the clean freak gene . 😒 
omg the newest walking dead is like the scariest episode yet ! wth is going on ? ? 💀😬 😧 😥 😖 😢 😕 
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#confessionnight i'm very insecure about my face and body . #hateit 
i still have the smell of cigarette smoke stuck in my nose from the bar last night 😑 😖 #nastyy 
USERNAME a very beautiful picture (: we must meet again one day , haha . d: 
locked out of butler hall at 2:00 am . someone please come to lobby and open door ! ! ! 😑 🔑🚪 
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ohh headmaster .... i have something to tell you .... 😏 
USERNAME better not front again or we gunna shake ! >.< lol & aight that's if he did bring candy i ain't check his bag yet 
lately the movies that have been coming out suck ass ! 😒 
when USERNAME thinks your drunk but really you were playing guitar hero and your friend was texting her 😏 😏 😏 😏 #swag #whyyousostupid 
USERNAME lol i registered for 3 classes but then it stopped working 😒 . i was so close to being done . so mad ! 
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USERNAME me & katelynn bored at the roadhouse . 😐 
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just bc i can keep a secret 😶 .... doesn't mean i wanna keep you a secret .... 😑 😇 
fell asleep doing homework . there goes my 97 ..... 😒 
i turn my phone screen off and i wake up .. i turn it back on i get sleepy .. what the fuck ! ( >.< ) 
ate goo d; drank goo d; now sitting bak smoking good 
the things we do to smoke . smfh ! 😒 
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USERNAME i'm ready for the farm ! ready to make it #nasty 
fucken kevin i told you not to say anything ! 😒 
omg , why is my tl looking at porn or talking about sex . >_< 
err body done confessed now twitter all quiet and shit 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME gonna pass .. just woke up from a five hr nap and still don't wanna leave this bed 👍 😑 
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gotta go to sleep already' gotta wake up early to shower ! ehh 😒 
aand after 2 hours of studying psych and not understanding any of it .... time for bed 😣 
get over yourself and stop trying to make my best friend feel bad #rude 
can someone tell how i already racked up $600 on my credit card and it's not even the middle of the month yet 😒 
bored in the dorm #chatroulette #bored #mynight USERNAME and charles @ kellum hall URL 
ew , who is this dude though ? 😂 😤 😑 
i am not a very nice person . 😐 #oopsies 
ok so the next 2 days are the 2 shows i cared about the least out of the past 4 shows ... so they better make me sweat or something fun ! ! 😏 
i get all nervous when kathy plays vs me bp . 😖 
i'm never going to fall asleep . 😐 💤💭 #worried 
USERNAME it's casual . i'll get there one day ... 😏 
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eyes itch so bad ima go wash my face >.< >:| 
side note: you retweet instantly but take forever to text me back 😒 
almost ran over a raccoon while i was driving USERNAME home . 😣 
okay the #sagittarius in me is sayin ... boycott the whiny girl , melodramatic boy bs 😵 before i get sucked in ! 😏 😏 >>>another one bites the dust 
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USERNAME lol ik haha im just a funny person ah and true lol >.< 
ba d: waking up with penises drawn on your face . 
really ba d: finding out that they were traces . 
i hope matt don't see that 😒 he like to screenshot shit 😂 
well at least i didn't lose all three ! all day odeezies gonna move to 10-0. even though my birds lost , uofl and the USERNAME 😏 
yeah i see i got some whoopi goldberg looking ass followers 😒 
if im just being nice don't take it as flirting 😒 that shit always happens lol . 
still upset with oomf ... he said was going have a talk & never showed up ! 😏 smh 
it feels like i'm gonna meet her for the first time in my life ... 😣 😁 
always move forwar d; going straight will get you nowhere #thingsgreendaytaughtme 
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uqhh >.< i hatee it when my roots starts showinnq aqainn 
if she txt/call me with some bull in the morning ima flip shit .. 😒 😑 
i'm tweeting so much tn & i don't really gaf if u get annoye d: ) 
i needa stop smoking >.< my next boyfriend gonna help me quit , hopefully he doesn't smoke tho 
USERNAME 😒 no bro 👎 that song ugly like that monkey 
USERNAME oh well then >.< i'll check it again later maybe it'll work then 
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i love the sound of a thunderstorm while falling asleep ... even if it is coming from an app . 😳 😏 😴 
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USERNAME you and that waiter made me nervous , not in a cute way >.< 
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i can't draw for my life , i hope my dp can understand my story board d; #filmstudentprobz 
stop it dexter ! hannah is bad ! d: #dexter 
USERNAME co co looked like draco for a lil bit 😏 
someone forgot the door by my apartment (off 2nd floor stairwell) is emergency exit only . it's worse than any alarm clock ever ... constant . 😒 
nigga better have knocked out cause then i go to sleep and he replies like 2 hours later 😒 
on a tom cruise kick . scientology voodoo is working on me or something . d: srsly though , he's fucking awesome in mi4. 
instead of you singing happy birthday , i'll sing you a song 😏 #flirtyboy 
moose better not get his chest tatted . what's wrong with him ? 😒 
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twitter is so dry i decided to check facebook ... 😑 
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i don't know how my mom slept with my dad for so many years #holysnoresalot 😖 
i hate victoria secret commercials . they make me feel fatter >_< lol 
it's official your boy is officially off the market .. 😏 
USERNAME well see u know how you eat out a ice cream cone and it's that lil but in the bottom ... i gotta reach it some how 😏 
i seriously need to start making my dance routine here soon 😏 
USERNAME i use to take those and they didn't work ! 😖 
i wish me an #oomf didn't get into it so he would call me #ohwell 😒 
been tryin to fall back asleep since 12 :3 0 👉 😑 😑 😑 impossible 
the thought of the feeling ima get if i goto westys basketball games <<<<<<<<<< 😒 😔 #givememyuniformmontijo 
USERNAME sorry ... it's for softball of course 😒 😣 
USERNAME what movie do you know if that has sunny d in it ? ! you weirdo 😏 
rt USERNAME good foo d= happy me = good moo d= food coma 
bet she asks me to tell her a bed time story . 😒 
welp ended the night with some red an blue lights 🚓🚔 😒 
ugh 830 class tomorrow and i have to make a presentation . 😒 🔫 #collegelife 
#confession i'm so short that i don't have to duck under the volleyball nets at school 😒 😒 😒 😭 😭 😭 😭 
someone just asked me about airplane guy 😂 for the record , i haven't been initiated into the mile high club just yet 😏 
USERNAME we are no longer friends i don't like mean people 😖 😡 
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USERNAME they're not reliable 😒 lol lame comeback i know 😢 USERNAME how dare you favorite this tweet ... 👿 
USERNAME hehehehe i wanna see if my baby would have noticed >.< 
i totally cried and threw a bitch fit in front of tommy today and didn't even know it was him d: 
i always want to clean my room , then i start and just get overwhelmed then stop . 😒 😫 😐 
she told me not to trust her , i was like na it's okay i won't . i feel stupid for trusting that one girl they told me not to trust 😑 
young ! i should of bet that ! damn 😒 
may i feed your girl to my mattress ? 😏 
#confessionnight i love when i wash my hair twice & it still smells like mouth wash .... 😠 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME i don't want to go by my self lol but i have no other choice 😣 i love i can go whenever i can't sleep it's legit 
USERNAME ur so mean and i thought u were nice than ur sister 😣 
i haven't been in twitter in a while now 😏 
da d: i forgot to tell you the happy ending 
can't stand these recapping episodes . eff this . 😒 😒 😒 
tired of bitches talking about some damn #naturalbeauty with a head full of weave 😑 
i wanna swim or dive right now so bad ! 😖 
just me and k tonight . all well , sleeping tight . 😐 
eww ! ! i have the leaves of a plant stuck in my ear with vaporu ! ! pinche homemade mexican remedies >.< 
USERNAME just trying to help a brotha out lmao >.< 
this nigga playing the music fom his ipod ? ? ? ight cool .... 😒 
come and make it rain down on me ! 😏 
USERNAME smh turn yourself in i'm trying to sleep all i hear is that fucken helli an the sirens 😒 
USERNAME 😒 & i gotta wake up at 7 :3 0 fml lol 
it all matters and baby your going to miss my love 😏 go ahead and pretend ❗ 
guess that i'm the last one up soo i should probably attempt sleeping right now . #movieended #bored 
please tell me the mom doesnt die . d; no no no d; 
this cough will keep me up all night ... and the coffee 😣 😣 
USERNAME is adorable .. because he's just like .. so .. like .. uhm .. like .. uhh .. like adorable . 😐 😆 
every time i leave my house at night , my dog cries like the little bitch she is 😒 😒 #karenprobz 
USERNAME haha yup x) my balloon just died like 2 weeks ago >.< 
starting tomorrow new me . not surrounding myself with people with such ugly attitude . #rude #disrespectful #willneverchange 
USERNAME idk when i use it it's usually like my bitch face . like 😒 
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USERNAME dang eveybdy knows me dx lol n i dnt memer ppl loll 
i subtweet people so much and they don't have a clue 😏 😂 😆 
this night is about to get interesting ...... fuck . 😒 
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USERNAME ur more than welcomed 2 rockin' it anytime ... 😏 
who me ? ! now would i do such a thing while u are in this down moment 😏 😏 rt 
i guess i'm going to go find something to eat and watch tv or something . i wish i had someone to talk to , i feel lonelyy d: 
when nyquil doesn't even put you to sleep <<<< 😒 
but why are you like so competitive with me ? 😐 
i just met you & you already want me to be your girlfriend ? ! ? ! ? tf i only knew you for 2hours >.< 
USERNAME ok good ! my mom said she was gonna do it ! 😒 i made myself clear that it better not happen ! lol 
hopefully i get my bag tommorow unless i can't wear makeup and ill have natural hair 😒 
USERNAME it's a mission next time the boys come , tents and everything outside there hotel . oh they're gonna stop and say hi 😁 😏 
#confessionnight i'm girlfriend material , not tryna brag , just confessing 😏 
patiently waiting on eric to text me back . . . 😒 
since my sister took my room when i moved out 😒 
USERNAME how the fuck did i cheat ? d: and idgaf if it was lucky , point is i did it ;d 
USERNAME love songs make me realize how much of a loner i am ... hahah #singleforlife 😏 
USERNAME am i invite d: ( ? hahah or am i gonna get locked in the closet . 
note d: reading self-identified dominant womens' fetlife profiles is minorly triggering for reasons of they make me hate myself . #nowiknow 
cold nights full of sabotage ! ... and long walks #bored #workinthemorning #teamnosleep #physics 
USERNAME only texts me back when she's bored 👎 😔 😒 😭 
USERNAME ok time to force my eyes shut 😑 🙈 
when i was pregnant i was on twitter all night because i could never get to sleep , now i'm on twitter all night because mackenzie can't 😑 
i'm a pretty passive person but its the little things that irritate me 😒 
don't ever call me that word ..... 😔 😒 😞 
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not so happy everyone's off tommorw and i have to work . 😣 
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damn 3 rd time being pulled over and no ticket handed yet haha 😏 
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i just wish i ha d: dimples . perfect teeth . straight hair . deep collarbones . tanned skin . visible hipbones . a thigh gap . a flat stomach . 
USERNAME #causeandeffect ... the 1st generation of homeschoolers (rea d: no evolution) now adult , resp for anti mat & science thinking ? 
rick ross always has his shirt off in videos like he has a nice body ._. #eww 
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USERNAME i don't like taking medicine for headaches :t lol i know .. so weird >.< 
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my hair is do fucken dead 😭 😭 😭 😖 
my girlfriend is askinng for an accident to happen 😒 😔 
lmao what a loser , no one liked my pic . #fuckyouthen 👊 😒 
olivia's boyfriend brought her wendy's ... little does he know that he really brought rachel wendy's . 😏 👍 
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USERNAME shiit just out the shower after work tired af but not sleepy 😣 
USERNAME haha i've played 14 and i'm a 20th prestige . sorry i'm just that goo d: ) 
i can't go upstairs until you come back . #ugh #hurry #wryd #itsbeenforever .. 😐 
- i play too mch ; but the thing about that is im not playingg 😏 
sheesh the smoking i did today >.< #wentforit #hashknifehit #waterbong #joint 
#confessionnight when a girl tells my boyfriend i'm just like no i don't think so . 😒 
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this is what i get for goin to bed early .. awake at 2 :3 0 am . 😒 
just ate a weed brownie ..... lets do this ! ! 😑 
let me put this somewhere i can find it ... (chunk it across room) perfect 😏 
a guy that fckd around with a lot of females is highly unattractive 😒 
USERNAME well . . . besides me 😏 😎 💪 
guy that fcks around with a lot of females is highly unattractive 😒 
ughh , i've skipped too much class to be tryna go another day w/o goin ... >.< #cl ... lol . 
<<< what time we say again ? ? ? 😏 👍 
probably the main reason to don't get follower requests . 😏 hahahah . @ my casa . 🏰 URL 
this is how i feel about things right now >>> 😒 😑 #goodnight 
i do not like tamales , menudo , sopes , ceviche , beans , enchiladas ... etc 😐 🔫 
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i wish i could be lucky like cassie ! 😏 
USERNAME lol definitely agree , but that's just a few steps away 😣 
i want to paint a big blue square in my backyard so that google earth thinks i have a pool . 😏 
perfect has 7 letters and so does mee ... coincidence ? i think not 😏 
USERNAME a lot of things in my plate this upcoming months d: 
like dude , apparently i'm not interested that's why ! 😒 😒 
oo chinese ! ! 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 URL 
yeah i still watch disney channel sometimes hate on it bitches 😏 👌 
i hate when i want to rt and can't . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME fuck you mad at me for ? ✋ #rude 
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USERNAME USERNAME ughh why not i promise he wont hurt anybody ! ! >.< 
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#confessionnight i don't like saying that i'm the best she's ever had cause at the end of the day there's always something they did better . 😣 
gettin' a charlie horse during the middle of the night <<<< 😁 😒 worst feeling ever . 
USERNAME i listened to all of your problems after class >_< 
well i'm up and feel hungry . i think i'ma live más . (@ team portlan d: vancouver branch) URL 
that moment when you roll over to cuddle but then you remember your mad at him 😩 😒 
i think i should receive most dedicated award .. i'm gonna be lonely 😣 😣 URL 
i hope USERNAME ain't too cool to follow back 😒 
errbody asks to copy my homework .. it gets annoying after a while . >.< 
my boyfriends farts smell like something died inside his stomach 😖 😫 
who the fuck has music at this time ? ! ? ! go to fuckn sleep ! ! ! 😒 
my fucking shoulders are like bricks 😖 that's how tense i am 
USERNAME hahah i had the same mind set ! not tryna over analyze and snap off 😂 but if you search it .... lemme know what's good 😏 
#confessionnight im still in love even after everything but i will not ever get back with him . 😑 
there's no way i'm gonna sleep knowing she's broken hearted , i must continue 😭 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME damn ! i want to but lil matthew is still awake >.< && i'm all ghetto lol next time forsure tho ( x 
USERNAME stranger ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😑 ..... smh 
this emojii looks like me without my contacts 😑 lol 
i love USERNAME attitude she just follows the beat of her own drum 😏 
i legit do not like taylor swift . at all . not just her music and the fact that she calls herself , but just her in general . 😒 
USERNAME truth ! i've been laying here for an hour trying to sleep . i have to be up at 6 am 😖 😖 
lol i gotta pee but i don't wanna get up 😒 
mehh i needed to study 😣 😁 #epicfail #theresstilltomorrow #dangschool #collegeprobz #distracted 
i hope i can get an appointment with the hospital so i'll know what the problem is with my breathing dx 
😒 😒 it's not even the psn that's acting up 😔 
the thought of walking to my car and driving home makes me cold . i don't wanna go outside d: 
my eye is set on one girl , but she is over 400 miles away from me right now ... 😒 💔 
USERNAME don't hate cuz i happen to follow some of the best shit on twitter 😏 and the only interesting thing u follow is me 🚶🏃✋ ... 👉 #getout 
USERNAME mang shits gettin savy up here in the o 😒 
now that song is stuck in my head ! i'm never going to sleep 😔 😞 😖 😭 #beefsitupinmysleep 
USERNAME no , thanks i actually like my sleep ! 😂 😏 😴 
the fact i have to turn off my phone for it to charge << goodnight 😒 😒 
USERNAME that song happens to be super cute , so judge all you want ! 😏 i warned you that my twitter game would be on fire🔥 tonight ! 
soccer in the am . i ain't ready for 2 miles guys d: 
why do girls like the rapper/gang member looking girls ? where's the love for the actual musician (punk rocker). society is fucked 😒 
llamenme rara pero ... yo nunca he probado la nutella ! v.v " 
my favorite oldie just came on .... shh everyone 🎼🎶✋💢 😏 
me: im not racist but i prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally frien d: but that's not racist me: "exactly i said i wasn't racist . USERNAME 
why are people awake in my house right now 😒 
i don't want to go back to my little teeny bed at school 😑 
boredom is killing me right now & everyone is asleep 😒 
i tried waking him up for work but i guess he called in 😏 
USERNAME i get to work 4am-4pm on black friday .... hooray ! >_< 
i hate repressed sexual feelings . lets just f**k and get it over with >.< 
cuh only hmu for that app store account . 😌 😌 😒 😪 URL 
popcorn with tapatio and beer do not go together 😖 
- dogg 😖 nursing school is killing me ! ! ! ! 
my mom told my siblings to stop watching kpop mvs on tv and their just staring the tv >_< lol 
USERNAME i rock out with my cock out . 😏 🍆 . #unapologetic 
USERNAME oh that's what you think lol i think i have it worse cause some of these people are hard headed 😒 lol 
this is what boredom does to me ok 😁 😒 
this old man can't climb fuckin trees in ac3 😑 
you know the sex was good when you thank him afterwards 😂 👍 😏 #tmi #fuckit #itsjusttwitter 
USERNAME ohh cool , i haven't watched today's yet because of the walking dead lol . but srsly , 2 weeks ? >.< 
😀 😀 😀 satisfaction at its finest 😏 😏 😏 
wasn't planining to stay in & i did ugh what a lame sunday 😒 
mf's always have an attitude when they sleepy ... human nature at its best 😒 
why have i never learned how to sleep like a normal person 😐 
but iive with the love of my life , my mom , so i'm nice and clean 😒 
daria todo por volver a tocar el piano ! ! v.v " 
la verdad siempre me gusto tocarlo pero por cosas de la vida lo deje de hacer ! v.v " 
USERNAME after 17 hrs of train-plane-plane-train-taxi-bus-taxi it's almost midnight in p dx and i finally get to sleep in my own bed :d 
a convo would've been nice but i guess a certain someone went to sleep ! 😒 
my god mother spoils the fuck out of me . she started it all . #ohwell 😏 
i swear im the only gamer with a vagina on campus 😒 😔 
my nephew is gonna drive me nuts tomorrow 😒 have to watch him from 7 till like 6 
when a woman says don't do what ever you want . she was obviously not thinking her feeling would be hurt in the en d= 0 
for real ! rt USERNAME where is USERNAME at ? ? 😐 
at least i got one thing done tonight , only took me three hours ... 😒 
what a great fucken way to start the night at work >.< 
USERNAME not sleeping cuz you took a power nap and now ur wide awake 😑 
none of your boyfriends were meaningful ? well i've had none 😑 so i'm pretty sure you shouldn't complain 
why am i soo sleepy ? ! ! okay , gonna go sleep now ! buonanotte everybody ! my eyes are burning ! 😒 😴 
washed my hair at 6pm- still wet at midnight 😒 
why is leah even crying ? bitch you wasn't cryin when you was cheatin 😒 #booyouwhore 
i am so tired but i can't sleep ! 😑 
not at home and can't find my contact case and i need to go to sleep ... help ! quick ! what to do ? ? 😣 
i could kill this bitch 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME persistence is the key to love anyway #te dx love 
desperate nee d: jazz small group music . 5 girls 1 boy . #igiveup #helpmeimpoor last group without music then im done ! ! ! 
why do i constantly do this to myself ? ! 😑 
i need to get all my mac miller music back in my phone d: 
gonna enjoy the three hours of sleep , i'll be getting tonight . 😴 😑 😎 
USERNAME eww no , germs yuck ! ! ! ! ! >.< lmfao 
knowing good damn well i'm allergic to milk , i had to have me some cereal 😩 😞 😔 😣 
the kissy face/ duck face gets old after a while , esp if i see the same person so it over and over d; 
i went to de-activate my tumblr , but you can only delete it 😒 
this night right now . <<< 😒 😩 😖 😡 👎 
when USERNAME dont answer my calls <<< 💔 😣 😭 
i 😣 cannot 😔 sleep ! ! ! ! 😡 
well la dee da , 3 am never felt so good . 😏 
once sportscenter reports it , then i'll know it's real 😏 
no snow ! 😞 😣 😤 😖 😩😫 😢 😭 😠 😡 👿👺👹 
i really don't want to go to work tomorrow . 😒 
always makin assumptions and don't even know the whole story ! ✋ 😒 
wow i feel like i havent used my computer in so long >.< 
some nights i dont even wanna wrap my hair but it's a must 😒 
sin hambre , sin sueño & deceando irme pa mi casa 😣 😣 
seen this weeken d: black toyota highlander with vanity plate awesome . 
i'll only do #twitterafterdark if i'm getting my iphone tomorrow 😏 
i see you got what i want thats just half the part ... 😏 
quiero mi piano , mi piano ! ! ! ! >.< 
😒 lucky ass . lol rt USERNAME in&out for the win . 
i may have been cheated on , lied to , & disrespecte d; but believe me . it did not ruin me . 
USERNAME wow ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! going rachet is such a in attractive thing to do 😒 😒 😒 😒 #ratchet 
and ion wanna look like a bitch so i talk shxt then afterwards i be like damn i let them get to me 😒 
i need to stop falling for #scorpios like #asap . i'll love the shit out of you , but #gemini and #scorpios apparently don't mix well 😒 💔 
better slow down on twitter , otherwise it's twitter jail again #shitidontlike 😣 
so it's official everyone i was texting is asleep 😒 
USERNAME holy shiit ! lowkey i havent seen that kid ... d: 
i need to go back to work . belcourt is the only thing ruining me 😒 
USERNAME haha right ? ! exams , presentations , and more exams this week ! ugh , haha our break should be longer than one week ! 😖 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 . i ain’t even see you today . 
USERNAME lol i know ! this is my last test before thanksgiving and it's for accounting 😒 😬🔨 lol what about you ? 
i miss oomf . talking , texting , tangoing , random phone calls & face timing 😣 
ya i guess i kinda miss you too . 😏 
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i'm jammin out to hanson . i should prolly go to sleep now 😏 
USERNAME you do realize that then the hashtags don't work , right ? 😑 
i wish i wasn't such a light sleeper ... 😒 
you would not do a better job than how my sister raised me . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME haha i think i'm going with USERNAME next friday 😏 
every second every minute mann i swear that she can get it 😏 
USERNAME well then your rachet ! ! 😒 😒 😒 
where tf ju come from ? poppin' up on my timeline uninvited 😒 no time ✌ 
i need a new artist to listen to . wiz khalifa reaally disappointed md with cabin fever 2 & his new stuff coming out 😒 
URL wtf when was this ! >_< horoscopos de durango got arrested ! in middle of their event oh gosh 
like really it's 2 am turn your light off and stop studying .. goddamnit ethiopia 😒 URL 
my dad told me when i cut my hair short i looked like madea 😡 😑 
you should expect to hear something smh this college is so small ... oh well just sit back and watch . 😏 
that moment when you try to figure out why someone hates you so much but , you honestly can't think of anything you ever did wrong to them . 😣 
USERNAME hey thanks for sharing it ! btw , love your blog post on #tscp dx . 
i need like one of those fucking lint rollers for will's moms house . there's dog and cat hair everywhere 😖 
this is all i nee d: solay , tea , and jersey shore . URL 
do not mistake my silence for weakness , no one plans a murder out loud 😏 😮 USERNAME 
these cramps will be the death of me 😖 😩 
something is always going to remind me of all the wrong . 😒 
USERNAME right . that's how i've been feeling d: #mindblown #wtf 
completely let down and disappointe d; the one you care for most and love with everything you have , goes behind your back and lies to you . 😒 👎 
i’m playing #phase10 , a rummy-type card game with an exciting twist for ios . - downloa d: URL 
that awkward and potentially frustrating moment when you have three seperate people assuming that you're rooming with them for a con >.< 
USERNAME haha my mommy said i could stay up >.< headass ! 
text messages are empty . i'm out twitter . feel free to occupy some space in my inbox . 😒 
i'm pretty sure i hit 20 log entries last week 😒 
but why is this ginger in between my boo USERNAME & i .... 😩 😋 😏 😈 😎 👹🙈✨ 
yea my birthday wasn't shit , irritated af , cuttin people off 😒 
so glad i turn 21 in 10 days the one bar that never cards me carded me tonight wahh 😖 
USERNAME i have that same issue . working night shifts really screws your sleep schedule up >.< 
USERNAME you need to text me or something to catch me up on the chisme ! >.< 
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#thecourtes gentlemen in the streets , freaks in the bed 😏 
i have a early morning ahead of me ... i should be asleep . 😒 💤 #bedtime 
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#cool #swag #fresh #car #to #cool #for #swag #i #have #a #big #booty #im #bored #the #seattle #sehawks #did # good #tonight #in #the #nfl #mlb #snapback 
gettin the pains like i had before i moved . greaat . 😑 🔫🔫 
you'll want this 😼 again but you ain't finna taste i no more aha 
they fired a mike to bring another mike ... 😒 👎 
ahh why am i not asleep right now ? ? ? 😒 😒 
USERNAME >.< morning text . it starts tomorrow morning . 
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weather alert:johnston county airport - special statement ->rea d: URL 
lmao rt USERNAME leo makes me text people i dont wanna text with all these songs lol 😣 
ivee been tryin 2 go to bed for hours noww 😒 
only 26 more days until i'm la bound ... only 26 😒 
why are random people following me ? #whatssointeresting about my twitter ? ! d8 
USERNAME ahww tehehe , we always do that to eachother >.< 
will never understand why my nose doesn't run all day but as soon as my head hits the pillow its like a facet . uh😩 😒 not cool . #cannotbreathe 
doing my project & realizing that i want to sit on a polar bear before i die😬 😏 #socool 
imma start hittin broads wit dat kobe stare 😒 tf wrong wit dese girls 
i'm not trying to wake up @ 6 :3 0 😑 
resolve d: twitter must be really frustrating and boring for folks on the west coast 
you not from texas if you don't have this cd💿. 👍 😏 
that little sexual smirk some people do .. i think it's cute . i actually smile when they do so . lol 😏 ☺ 
i do not want to go into work today 😒 
omg u snore so loud 😐 👎 can u not , k gracias 
glasses , hockey jerseys while watching miracle ... we miss hockey 😭 😖 😫😤 💔 #hockey #nhl #d @ tropicana del norte URL 
when the only pics a girl posts are pics when she drunk >>>>>> #ew 
USERNAME ok i'm done mane ... let me get serious ! 😐 
only i could have a 3hr long conversation about #sex with someone lol #bored #teamfreak 
como para caminar abrazaditos con tu persona especial por el frio ! c: *.* pero aqui no neva ! d; vamonos a new york ! :$ xd URL 
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ok .... time for ice cream and #greysanatomy 😏 🍨 
i really hope my brother brings me back something from hawaii ! 😏 
must rea d: newly banned site lurkmore on putin (rus only , i’m afraid) URL 
i have to be at work in 7 hours whyy am i just now getting home . wouldn't be so bad if i didn't work from 10 am to 9 pm 😐 🔫 
i couldn't feel my legs for like 2 minutes . 😐 
USERNAME wow wow wow ! :o im not even that black ! d: and its a song by suicide silence 
i wish i could just stay home ... my back hurts really ba d: / 
so no phil jackson .... 😔 fuck it lets contact michael jordan to be the lakers new coach 😏 👍🏀 
sydney , you doing sexual favors for that cash 😏 😳 ? 
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you love it when i blow your tl with my nonsense ! 😏 eh ? 
USERNAME stupid ahah/.\ lordy ? ? ? ahah charuuee ha >.< 
USERNAME i don't have my phone 😒 and well you could do the same thing 😞 
my boyfriend shouldn't be awake , but he is ! d; 
angry video game ner d: the movie - official trailer (hd) URL 
#oomf & i would've been a solid ass couple . i blame my shyness 😒 
up thinkin ! ! ! ! i do enough of that in the daytime i jus wanna sleep at night 😳 😁 😔 😞 😑 
USERNAME yup yup i know i can have maxi ! 😏 
just slept my evening and most of my night away in the ultimate nap 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME , can you stop liking all of laith's pictures ? thanks 😒 
watching drugs inc . and seeing them shoot up on heroin , i literally wanna pass out 😖 
USERNAME d: time for mass fluffing up for warmth #frozenfolf 
USERNAME lol i see . i'm heading to sleep now , hmu wheneva 😏 
went to go vist my uncle mike at the hospital d: hope you get better uncle 
USERNAME i have really bad back pain or so i say . and that qualifies me . 😏 👌👍 
honestly cali is too big i wouldnt know where to even begin to start to look . 😒 
USERNAME how did you know that was too you 😏 
USERNAME is good at everything 😒 . fucken pianist , drummer , guitar/bass player , skater , bongripper .. fuhh , somebody wife him up already . 
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vickiesecrets be sendingg me all kinds of emails throughout the night .. be trynna catch me when im most vulnerable 😔 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME or not . twitter sucks v.v if you have me on facebook , you can watch it there lol . 
why couldn't USERNAME stay up late the night she spends the night >.< #boo 
i have acquired a gutter mouth over the years . not feeling too classy . 😣 
you can almost never have close guy friends cuz sooner or later they bound to develop feelings or try to get in your jeans 😒 😑 
a real girlfrien d: will be on you , text & call you everyday , fight with you , cares about you , listens to you , & loves you like no one has ! 
USERNAME my twitter feed is spammed because of you d: 
#confessionnight i forget stuff a lot >.< short term memory :c 
bellevue chilling . #stancesocks #obsidians #jordans #xii #bored #sockgamestupid @ lexus of bellevue URL 
mood went from 😄 to 😒 in an instant . 
on a bright side my night has been made 😏 
i went to go see that scary movie sinister that shit acuurrd me d; 
that game caused global warming rt USERNAME rt USERNAME #dumbfanficmoments metroi d: othe-…wait no that was official . crap . 
on the phone with the mcugly asshole face 😒 😒 USERNAME 
ackward moment when a weird ass guy trys too get at you d; and your their like ._. 
one of the best songs from the 1980's released by pink floy d: 
i want some abs , i'ma start working out for real .. gotta tone this body up 😏 
why did he just lie to me like that ? 😑 😑 😑 
it's 4am and i have to be at work in 3 hours why do i do this to myself ! 😑 🔫 
i work a long ass day tomorrow and i'm over here acting like i don't believe in sleep 😒 
i'mma keep it how it is so you can never say how it used to be 😏 
USERNAME <-- dana taylor has a twitter everyone 😏 😂 #finally . now i never have to tweet #twitterlessdana ever again👌 
USERNAME this is random , but i'm pretty sure those two are ~dating (don't like either one though d: ) 
finally . welcome to heaven of pinots (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 16 others) URL 
joint , pipe , bubbler , joint ? .... 😏 💨👌 
USERNAME that's more like it 😏 hmm idk what do you think we should bet ? 
first nite in me in the lil one new place #feels goo d: ) 
right when i get into bed i realize i left my charger at the gym .... back out in this awesome weather i go 😒 😒 😒 
as i'm planning how i'm leaving you come back and make me feel like its gonna be alright 😒 😔 
izzy is weak she ain't bout it ! 😒 ✋ 
like , why did you even go to school ? if ur gna tlk lyk dis awl damm dai ? ! ? ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME johnny who ? and nahh you're never a bitch 😏 lmao jk girl . i feel you 
USERNAME i can't pass the quizzes :( that's why i'm trying to do the stupid h . w . >_< it really is it's ridiculous . 
USERNAME lol i just checked i seriously am 😊 why would i unfollow you ? 😐 
USERNAME how'd you know it was a show ? 😏 
sleeping in my m dx in my parents drive way after 11hour drive from sf to tucson , awesome ! 
USERNAME omg i'm watching it right now too ! #disgusting 
sometimes loving them from a distance is the best thing to do . don't worry god knows your heart my frien d; ) #walkstrong 
i don't think i can go to sleep before 2 anymore 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME aww shit min d= blown ... and here i thought it would be french toast . 
😖 😖 😐 dreams got my heart real stressed right now . 
i don't even remember the last time i've had sex . smh . 😒 
USERNAME i'm just saying 😏 . you and i already know wassup 
USERNAME hey ! what did i tell you ! 😒 
ahh i want USERNAME to read my dm . hopefully she see it >.< 
i am on a terrible sleep schedule . 😒 😴 #worsteverr 
when your about to do something and you you forget what >.< 
i sleep during the day work at night and am awake till 3 or 4 every night . #hateit 
i wanna match but he gone wanna do more than match . 😒 don't got dollas , then i ain't got nothin for you 
but i got like 4 hours until i usually get up >.< 
-guy with tatts ... 😑 i like guys with better pick up lines .... 
can i just throw away the dinner i got you .. ? 😒 
when your friends karate chop you in the neck to make you pass out like they do in kung fu movies . touch me again i'll fuck your shit up 😡 😑 
USERNAME aww damn 😒 well good luck ! cranberry juice & water ! lol and maybe a detox . haha 
eww taylor just told me that kia'leeiah shitted on her self . #yuck ! ! 
USERNAME || get out of here black boy . ain't nobody got time for you ! 😑 
like stacy has me feeling like a rebel , posting USERNAME stickers everywhere 😏 
hate it when it does that you type some ill shit and when you're done you post send tweet and that one letter fucks errthang up damn 😒 
USERNAME longest yar d: d put it on lol or come watch it :) 
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not possible . i'll make the most ugliest fucking face in the world ! d: 
USERNAME what are you guys doing ? we're bored >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME i wanna see u too muva 😶 😕 😐 
USERNAME a miih me daah hasta 15 minutoo aunkeseaa 😏 
you think you're cool because you smoke ... you're sadly mistaken . #gross #disgusting #smelly 
nice morning , its not freezing thank go d= ) 
USERNAME i do he seeing you flirt with jefferson tho oo 😳 😏 
i dnt even noe how tto use this >.< smh 
what if does nothing no matter how many times you think about and go over what could have been 😒 
USERNAME if you have thick lips than ithink you should >.< c': 
USERNAME tips to get lai d: lay on bed . wait 1 hour . lay becomes past tense .” hahaha 
gonna k . o in a few though . 😏 
i might eat some pussy buh bitch don't everr think ima kiss some ass naww not zee 😒 😏 
3 blankets , 2 sheets , snuggie , and a fur throw . and i'm still cold as fuck ! 😣 
weather alert:raleigh , nc - special statement ->rea d: URL 
this tomato soup is one of the grossest things i've eaten #yuck 
well then i think i'm going to watch it 😏 
USERNAME go head n grab u some then lil red .. lol , slp good . ! 😏 👍 
so we hired d'antoni ey ? okayy , okayy . 😏 😏 
my dad grabbed my mom's ass and i had to act like nothing happened d: 
why can't USERNAME and USERNAME have their own show ? if it was just them , i wouldn't mind 😏 #teenmom2 
umm we're f*cked ! ! 😔 😥 😑 🔫 #weneedphilback 
USERNAME >.< did you just murdered me then laughed ? ? o iight hahaha . 
i just woke up randomly and can't go baxck to sleep d: 
and why did i just randomly wake up at 4 ? the world will never know 😒 
USERNAME but don't ever end up alone ! ! d: 
that moment when a nasty ratchet starts following you 😒 
me voy a parar hasta k noo este 100% no loo kitoo 😐 
no school tomorrow ! ! ! 🎉 #probably #going #to #be #bored #loner 
i just threw up in my mouth ! ! 😖 👎 
>notices pink will be on tour next year . >closest she'll be will be san jose near my birthday . >expensive as all hell tickets . dx 
USERNAME its better than something always reminding you of all the good 😒 
USERNAME the genie has escape d: instant mass unlicensed communication by ordinary people . editors—not censors—are needed more than ever . 
USERNAME lol i hope so 😏 i wanna pass with a 💯 
umm no , we're f*cked ! ! 😔 😓 😑 🔫 #weneedphilback 
we pop a perk , we fuck your bitch 👌 😼 
rt USERNAME ain't a #bitchass thang to do right now .... 😒 
i'm pretty jealous at the moment so ima just go to sleep 😒 night bitches -_- 
i'ma get on that thang , get on that thang and r e p r e s e n t 😏 
USERNAME waiting for marcus to be done getting his damn tattoo . 😒 sleep taking marcus to work then going to my moms . you ? 
when i hear scary noises down here by myself .... oh no d: 
waiting for your reply is making me feel stupid 😐 😒 😩 
🙊🙉 😐 😶 😑 to clarence last tweet 😂 😂 
fuck i can't fall asleep .... damn medication . #ihatemondays #oneofthosenights 😞 😔 😣 
USERNAME >.< i'm mad now .. lol one day your going to have to look down . i hope a spider crawl over your foot then you'll look down . >.< 
USERNAME no he's down the street w/ the guy who did his st michaels tatt . he's been there since like 11 :3 0 😒 why are you up ? ! when r u off ? 
USERNAME haha what ? did it take you some time to comprehend what i was referring to ? lol sorry >.< 
seeing that one name pop up on your phone that automatically makes you smirk 😏 ☺ #illnevertell #always #perfecttiming 
sleeping in pants tonight , cause i'm too #lazy to change into shorts >_< ... smh 
#bored #swan #swans #drawing #hearts #lines #idk @ roseland townhomes community center URL 
USERNAME how is that good , i still have a problem here ! ! 😒 
im shookkeed imm shooked dx d somones shaking my bedsdd naa 
fucking hate these proactiv & lipozene commercials ! seems to be the only ones mtv can play 😒 🔫 
made it home safe , 😋 😎 fun nite at cynthia's kb 😏 URL 
wish i was at home in the bed with USERNAME but instead i'm working . oh well . gotta have monies . ✅🔜 😒 👫💍💎 
i know imma regret this .. but what other options are there .. 😒 .. 
i can't sleep tonight i slept good when u was here tho 😏 
ttyl gotta get this nutt out fa way b4 i go to be d: ) 
weather alert:johnston county airport - special statement ->rea d: URL 
USERNAME you make my tummyflies have a war >.< 3 haha 
early morning car rides to the airport #vicious #rude #brutal 
USERNAME oh i have no idea right now lmao . stuck in my house doing homework like a good college student . 😒 
i have to pee but the power went out & i am scared that a demon is gonna get me 😑 😢 #no #wtf #fml 
i have to be up at 5am for work , it's 3:42am 😒 😩 
a fatass with no food is like a fish without water #imadie 😑 
USERNAME no i just got my screen fixed it but i dropped it halloween . 😒 
😒 👈 my mood . i don't even know .. #fuck 
every good essay starts with these words being type d: "URL 
i'm in a clubbing mood ! down USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ? 😎 😏 💃🔊🎊 
going to be so tired tomorrow morning .. but my night was definitely worth it 😏 👍 
i really need to stop being mean to my b d: -) ! 
somebody taking a shit in my house & it fucking smell the worst in my room seeing as the bathroom right under >_< ima diee ! 
about to unfollow a few they doing too much at 4:46 am 😑 
crystal wants me to feel the top of her vagina . #nastyassratchet #nothankyou #lmfao >.< 
USERNAME i agree . things worth enjoying are things best share d: travel , food , wine , etc . 
USERNAME no julian that was 1hr and 50 min ago ! ! ! ! 😒 
why do i set my alarm an hour in advance when i know damn well i suck at falling asleep . ugh . 😣 
USERNAME haha no problem ! 😁 i want one too >.< i have had one in 2 days .. i need my fix 😵 
still awake 😒 .... at least i'm watching a good show 
USERNAME USERNAME please don't talk about native food 😭 😫 😑 #hungry #withdrawals 
this taxi driver just said he seen me before i know he wanted to say i look like swizz beats lol 😒 anyways it's been real miami ill be back 
i'm not bitter , i just smell that way from the vodka and depression . 😒 🍸 
i'm proly one of the only mf'ers n c'dale woke 😑 
i just really want some breakfast foods right now . is that too much to ask for ? 😒 ☕🍳 
hay se me fue la chimosaa de karelyn pork le dien limite 😐 
crossed the street and cop pulled me over , gave him my fake id and it worked , fuck with me doe 😏 
butt i still have yet to sleep 😑 ✋ 😒 
they wanna stick me fa my paper . 😒 😞 
me and USERNAME the cat 😼 #rubyskye #felixcartal #ilovethisbeautifulworld @ ruby skye URL 
i can't sleep so i guess i'll shower ? #insomnia 😐 💤 
USERNAME 😑 just cause i agree with you on that ill let you drink it haha 
USERNAME siempre me haces reir con tus tuits lol nose de donde sacas tanta creativida d: -) 
& hey i'm inhaling cannabis leaves , how can ya hate on mother natures little blessings on earth ? 😒 
i'm almost positive that the combination of rain and busy highway driving is as close as we get to hell on earth . 😣 🔫 
maaybe i shouldn't drink coffee this late . >_< im not tired at all ... 
this guy almost got me callin him somethin else .. 😏 😠 😥 
nothing good is on television at this hour ! infomercials are so annoying . 😒 
USERNAME was on one tonight . i basically wouldn't have it any other way 😑 😑 🙌 
i've broken and sprained the same wrist twice >.< i'm surprised it doesn't hurt as much as it should haha it only hurts when it's cold 
your doesn't even like you 🙊 if you knew , she spends her time talking shit about you guys #sosad #pathetic 😏 👏 
haha , someone wants to sleep in my bed . 💁not ! 😑 
it's my day off and i still wake up to #crossfit at 5 :3 0am ... i must be crazy ! or just that dedicated 😏 
i was in a good mood now i'm just like << 👎😩 😖 
sleeping with my door locked tonight because i'm so incredibly scared 😣 
i'm sorry , i thought we were older than this 😒 
i shouldn't have drank that coffee now here's the consequence .. not sleepy at all & it's almost 3 oh man 😒 
my dad thinks that the wind blows the screen door open . weird how it only happens once a night and only at night . and it's always latched .. 😖 
alright in done 😏 #rubyskye #ilovelife #music #amazing @ ruby skye URL 
i don't have any power . cool . 😑 🔫 
duty on veterans day ? fuck yeah ! ! ! .............. no 😒 
alright i'm done 😏 #ilovelife #rubyskye #music #timeofmyfuxinlife @ ruby skye URL 
smh now im up scared out if my freaggin mind 😠 😐 
guess who's up at this time and rhymes with barcos ? #takeaguess 😏 
USERNAME things that should not be spare d: fedora geeks URL 
nobody isnt even saying that and if they do why aknowledge them ? 😑 jezuz rt USERNAME "mike (cont) URL 
nominated for stripper of the year & will perform at the award ceremony w/ 2 others ! where the audience will decide who wins ! #p dx strippies 
other nominations include best hair , miss congeniality , best physique , most sensual , & best stage performance ... #p dx strippies 
i feel like a bitch , i fell asleep early yesterday 😒 
out of all people he would text me 😒 😁 
i just want to see you strip , right now , cause it's late babe . 😏 
an u gotta have this when its col d: -) .. yumm URL 
USERNAME i blame a) reluctance of shop owners to deal w/ homeless , b) relative lack of p dx college age (<21 years old) who can't go to bars 
adele ! duh ! i love that gurll . 😏 👍 
USERNAME so you can tweet but not text back ? i believe you got mad at me for doing that to you ? right ? 😒 
i need to stop being up so late man . all this depressed estrogen on my tl . 😖 . i'm sorry tho y'all . 
USERNAME you out with red cross or box 15 ? jim sai d: nerd ! ! 
u left me hanging >.< ! ! good night i guees love u 
omw too work too do this ten hour shift . not looking forward too it . but bye you guys see you at 3 . 😒 
omg .. god ... please fix me .. 😫 😥 😔 😞 😣 🙏🙏 
i missed my . bears d: -) game ! they lost , @ soldier field , ! !now r 7-2arrgh ! and , missed nascar/phx what the hell happ @ jeff . gordon ? ? ? ? go48 ! 
i despise getting ready in the morning , so i end up looking like a bum . then regret being lazy when i walk by a mirror at work ... 😒 
i have a bump by my nose ring , & apparently hella people have it when they have a new nose ring 😒 ugh . 
it's 4 :3 0 in the morning and my roomate turns her music on . #rude #nottryingtosleeponourdayofforanything #roomateproblems 
i sometimes get carried away with blankets and going to bed in sweats and a sweatshirt forcing me to wake in a sweat an hour later ! #yuck 
wish i could have got food before this flight a brotha is hungry .. they food be nasty on the plane 😖 
naknang tokwa . di naman pala kinuha card ko . halos magdrama na ko dito tas wala pala . >.< 
i know ima get my japanese food tho 😏 it's only right ! 
okay that's enough for one night .. got 2 page critical response done , math hw done and almost 2 pages done with my essay 😏 👌 ☺ almost done😁 
can i pleaase find a cute guy that's in high school .... mamas gettin fed up with this whole older guy thing 😒 
USERNAME haha i just got home . i had to go pick up my drunk roommate 😒 lol but good job ! 👏👏 
this drive would be so much better in a drop top lambo 😒 
USERNAME what can i say ? i gotta thing for a man in a big purple suit . 😏 
😒 😞 😣 😩😫 😖 😴 😭 😢 😷😷😷😷😷 <---- story of my life for the next few days ! ! siick as a dog ! 
late night phone calls on the telephone about your fantasies and how to get it on . when you need me i'll be there 😏 
wish i didn't wake up so easily . #lightsleeper 😒 
my job has been so boring tonight . 😐 🔫 
7 people in a 5 seater with no license . 😒 
of course i have a zit the size of a fucking planet on my face right now 😑 
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okay , it's 5 am , and this dog isn't as cute anymore . #letmesleep #bequiet 😣 
they reap every one his corn in the fiel d: and they gather the 
this is too early , large ice coffee and off to work 😏 
when you got to pee in your dream . you have to actually pee . i almost peed on myself lol . i was about to get some head in my dream too . 😒 
i wish i was a wild drunk again . i never fucking drink anymore . 😒 😔 URL 
wish i had off today just like everyone else . work even though i feel sicky . 👎😷 😒 
up . i'm like tired 😖 😴. let me get ready 
so i think the riddle #ted #te dx cracked is making its focus great ideas . that's it . it lets them keep the bar on speakers so high . 
#twitterlessjeremy , if you keep trying so hard to cuddle up to me in your sleep , you're gonna roll over me and into the floor .. 😒 😑 #bedhog 
USERNAME this weather is nothing i once had to do inventory in a freezer i was there for an hour in -10 >_< 
for all the grandparents , fathers , mothers , sons , daughters , nieces and nephews who have serve d; find one today and say 
oh my god . make it stop . #shutup 😖 
i forgot what waking up so early in the morning was like 😑 i can't even open mg eyes 
craving something you could never get <<<< . grr 😠 😠 😒 😒 
fack , how am i going to make it through work with this handover 😒 😩 my head is killing me 
went all the way to the kitchen for some juice & it aint none >_< 
woke up four times in the threes hours i've been asleep cuz my mouth hurts so so so so so so so ba d: (((((( 
USERNAME you are prob sleeping like a big baby kutt lol i envy you >_< #monday #fml 
that should not be posted on a social network . 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME you tweeted me ? ! ? ! ? d; 
sarah said i can't go to work . oh well . 😏 @ starbucks URL 
can't believe i got ready w . time left . 😏 #badbitchstatus 
USERNAME lol really ? i have school early today , usually i would get to sleep in till 9 not today . d: 
f& d: #sandy disaster relief efforts continue in prime site award winning USERNAME and USERNAME atlantic city convention center . 
noon couldn't get here any sooner ! ! ! 😴 😖 😩 
i hate when everyone decides to text and call me while i'm sleep .... like i'm supposed to be up at 2 or 3 just to talk to them 😒 #letmesleep 
apparently i'm lactose intolerant . that's just awesome .. 😒 
i thoroughly enjoy the 30 degree drop off .. i really do . 😒 
USERNAME i'm good i guess aha . ya i know d: that's why i missed you so bad ;o 
can't wait to see if we have that social studies test today 😐 
i guess i won't be cooking for the boys tomorrow & i tried to be nice 😒 
i would rather poke my eyes with needles than get up early for school 😐 🔫 
oatmeal is soo gross ... but it's healthy 😒 😷 
i don't know why i get up early when it doesn't take me long at all to get ready . 😐 
i got on thiis dx mn pickle suit like shxt ! 
طعهما مهب شين بس كانو مكثرين سكر فيها 😐 @ barnes & noble URL 
ouch ! i burned my tongue on hot chocolate 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
ughh mom is making me go to school so i can get my report card 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
so the dream i just ha d: i had a rolling backpack , school somehow took place at the troy motor mall , & somerset's escalators were inside .. 
i can't be getting sick ! #noo 😣 😠 😪 
miałam dzisiaj zamiar iść w koturnach do szkoły , dobrze że w ogóle nie poszłam bo jeszcze by mnie zlinczowali >.< 
i can't sleep /: my sister keeps waking me up to help her in and out if bed . ever 15 min . she has to pee 😑 😕 
my ears are ringing , hope he's telling his friends about me 😁 #yuck 
my parents don't have work , why do i ? 😣 👎 
i woke up after a nice dream . in this dream i was in ghana and not this sickening place 😐 
how hard is it to flush the toilet ? i swear to god sam forgot how . #allthetime #ew 😷 
i feel like some zombie apocalypse shit is about to go down 😖 @ home URL 
USERNAME that moment when i'm trying to sleep but you won't stop tweeting . >.< 
wide awake and pretty salty about it 😒 #ijustwannasleep #noreasontobeup 
USERNAME happy birthday ! ! fresh vera bradley is on the way 😏 
lets slump w jordan when does breakfast start 😑 👲👳👮👷💂 cnt slump w jordan until u slumpin w jordan 
i rly wish some things weren't that damn complicated ! ! ! #thingsthatannoyme 😒 
too lazy , don't feel like getting up >.< ! 
watching tedtalks (video) (te d: rebecca onie: what if our healthcare system kept us healthy ? - rebecca onie (2012)). URL 
why isn't it gonna be cold today ? ? i really don't want to to sweat 😒 ☀👎 
i haven’t received any texts at all today . i’m a loser . #lame . 😒 
brace yourselves ... basketball tryout tweets are coming . 😒 
USERNAME glad someone can understand my pain ... 20 minutes early 😣 
waking up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose 😐 
yay for cold and rainy monday mornings .... not 😒 
oohh god please help me get through this whole week 🙏 😣 😒 
i think little baby bumps are cute .. but huge fuckin pregnant stomachs freak me the fuck out #eww #nokidsever 
USERNAME & i are gonna throw a party 😏 👌 
being up this early should be illegal #sotired #longdayaheadofme 😒 😫 
i freaking hate my town . slut town .... 100% percent .... #hateit #nofriends . 
driving from orlando at 6 :3 0am .... ya 😑 
wait awkward im not sure if she's on the episode i think she is >.< 
i'll be so happy if the date to powder puff got changed . that way i can stay home friday since i'm seeing the movie premiere 😏 
waking up early to pick classes for next semester<<< 😒 
guess ill stay home and do makeup work all day 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
obviously i didn't sleep enough last night either . 😣 
my bus driver is #creepy ... he likes looking a #freshmen butts #eww 
shitt gotta stop at my aunts ( >.< ) imma be late af to school ... 
so usually i'm a pretty good sport about mondays ... not today . 😑 #wanttosleep 
USERNAME i don’t think anyone’s capable of joining you know 😏 
my dad asked why i was dressed up and i said i dunno i just wanted to look like a girl and he said oh unlike you normally do 😒 
holy crap i deff need a massage my back is killing me 😖 
igging shayla until i get to school cause she called me retarded . 😑 😒 
it is my belief ... that the truth is generally preferable to lies 😒 
USERNAME because apparently no one has school today since it was veterans day but i do 😑 😒 . 
there's a big cloud covering my sun & i can't tell if it's getting bigger or smaller 😒 😔 
USERNAME i'm speechless ..... #tonguetied , you might say . eek #gross #grosser 
getting ready , having your morning coffee , walking out the door then having your boss call and say he hurt his back so were not working << 😒 
i never button all my buttons on my blouse 😏 
#shitsthatsgay waking up , seeing the time . getting up , rush to pack your shit . than realize . it's not the pm , it's still the am .. 😑 🔫 
my hearts telling me to be patient , but my thoughts are telling me there's no point 😒 
this weather is awful . cold , rainy , and windy . the triple crown of suck . 😒 
i am never again putting sugar in my coffee ! ! ! #disgusting 😷😷 
can not sleep ! ! ! 😡 😩 😖 😴 
i hate when people have emojis but still use etc 😒 idk why . 
my sister is mad at me for making her drive me to school , so she decides to blast this gay ass song as we pull up 😒 
my frien d: they don't love you . there not made to me: i don't care b&j love me my frien d: they don't . me: you don't understand . #ben &jerry 
all i can say is it's a good thing patreus's biographer wasn't david mccullough . #eww 
the security guard asked me if i can remember anything from thursday night ... smh 😐 USERNAME 
USERNAME yeah that's right ! ! ! ! it's iu and allkpop's fault ! ! ! ! >.< .-. 
it's 28 degrees outside , i better #flameon #johnnystorm before i got outside 😏 🔥 
let me dress for a snowstorm since it'll be below zero in kecoughtan today . 😒 
my boots got a dent in em i hate wen shoes do dat 😏 .. 
john i 5:4 for whatsoever is born of god overcometh the worl d: and this is the victory that overcometh the world , even our faith . 
of course grounded for a week , #yup #again 😒 
ugh i don't want to go to school 😖 🔫 #notfeelingit 
i wanna fast forward school ...... i'm so tired ! ! >.< 
good thing i slept like hell last night 😣 😒 😞 😖 😩 
USERNAME i have capris . 😋 just thought i'd tweet that . 😏 
i've been trying to go back to sleep for the past hour , but i can't . my stomach hurts so ba d: ( 
happy birthday kenzo lorenzo 😏 #kbat USERNAME love you ! ! ! URL 
the maintenance man 👀 ... is a cutie . can hardly speak english but he can say my name 😏 
thank god for nadja having a lock ! i'm an idiot and wore my new uggs today when we start gym 😑 
i'm scared to get up and see that the new #thewalkingdead episode didn't record last night . d: 
i literally hate spiders , no one will come kill it for me 😣 😖 😫 
i really cant think of a new @ name >.< 
great my hairs gonna look like an afro today w all this humidityy for grad picturess . 😐 
USERNAME you need a new line this good matin is getting tired ! 😒 
a man driving a vw beetle just looks awkward 😑 . 
debating on whether or not to whip out the rain boots for today 😏 
well .. time to get back to the ole grind . 😐 😐 😐 
good thing about being a senior = having no one to impress , which = sweatpants & a hoodie ! 👍 😏 
"USERNAME must-rea d: 6 tips on how to get a great music manager > URL < by music executive USERNAME stuff ! 
- i think igot iss today dude ' ugh , idk but igot test to take ! >.< 
USERNAME oh noes d: stay away from me ! ! *hiss* >:o lol ! ! naw , get better though 
yay it's day light outside , i can finally go to sleep 😒 😑 
omgg omgg omgg omgg ! another full week >.< whyy ? ... school 😃 lmfao 
while y'all at the classic imma be at a cheer competition 😑 
should not be here right now 😣 😣 😣 ugh 
can't go back to sleep ... fuck me right ? ! 😑 
USERNAME i still have that dumb advisor hold on mine . 😒 
USERNAME #eww like the first snow fall is all cute cause everythings white nd cute then it . piles up then turns brown nd eww . #summer 
did i just pass out ? wish i knew .... great start to my morning ... not 😒 #no2ndperiodforme 
have to dress up for this of mice & men trial . 😒 not looking foreword to it .👊 #plaid #jeanns #boots #hatt 
USERNAME oh no worries , nothing's gonna stop me .. y'all will just have to deal with my squeaky voice a little more 😏 
* trying to sleep * all you hear is fire trucks , ambulances & police cars >_< 
i got home at 6:45 and decided i was gonna go to school today 😃 tf was i thinking ? 😒 
USERNAME well i tried not to look at you .. 😏 
😒 😪😫 rt USERNAME lmfao every monday and wednesday when i wake up i get i text from USERNAME saying 😂 
why do guys post pics of their backs with scratches all over it ? that is completely inappropriate & your girl needs to settle down . #gross 
everytime someone says oh lawd i think oh god which makes me think of big sean ... so yeah i have his music stuck in my head now 😒 
waking up to all this twitter talk about sluts and people having sex . i think its time to take a shower #eww 
y'all . i was legit dying for the past 15 hours . didn't think i was gonna make it 😷 😖 🙌🙏 
getting up for work at 5am and realizing once you get there you put the wrong time in your phone #workingtonight #notthissmorning #fuckk 😒 👎 
USERNAME omg i actually said in a dramatical wayy d: xd hahaha get it now ? 
i wish #oomf would expand his horizons when it came to girls ... 😒 😔 #shame 
no school for me . 😊 💤 back to bed i go . 😏 USERNAME 
i got up 20 minutes ago and i'm ready before my stepdad 😑 
USERNAME wish i could be lazy , but i have school . 😒 😷 💔 
i hope i have an appointment with the eye specialist tomorrow or thursday so i don't have to come to school ... 😒 i wanna sleep in 
iya miley kecil emg imut bgts :3 hehe rt USERNAME USERNAME ava kakak mileyny imut >.< 
sickk . if this is what morning sickness is like , eff ever being pregnant ! 😣 😭 
go follow USERNAME she a lil demanding but she cool ppl ,,,, 😏 
ctfuu im going to need the luckk ! na hes being way better this time& i mean it but well c how it goes 😏 
i can't find my belt >_< i guess i'm gonna be sagging today 
slept for maybe an hour the most and on top of that i can’t breathe through my nose 😣 
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god give me strength to survive this week🙏 😐 😁 
all i want to do is go back to sleep 😣 
i wanna sit ona porch but my sister out dea smoking a black .. : #yuck 
USERNAME senait i don't appreciate you talking about wesley like he isn't real . i know you're jealous but come on . 😒 
i was falling asleep in the car the whole ride here 😒 😴 
it's monday ... time to get it together , time to go to work 😐 
corey and leah's wedding >>>>> so cute ! but too bad she's a cheating whore 😒 
only good thing is my daddy got me starbucks other than that i just want to curl up and sleep the day away 😒 
time flys by it was monday quick 😒 (meek v) 
you were hot then i saw a pack of cigarettes in your pocket #ew 
wante d: experienced esth ... - #huntingdonvalley , pa (URL get esthetician jobs #esthetician #jobs #job #getalljobs 
this is going to be a boring day already . 😒 😒 
rain , rain , go away . come again another day . 😒 ☔ 
i walk into school without any extensions and the first thing i hear is 😒 🔫 
or maybe i'm just reading to much into it 😏 
rt USERNAME what you missed this weeken d: journalists say gen . david petraeus' URL 
i don't even wanna get ready for school ... 😒 
good morning sluts ! #betyouregettingreadyforwork 😏 @ dorchester yacht club URL 
i just want my back to stop hurting #thatsall 😒 😞 😩 
its only monday . this last week was soo long ! d: 
for the word of the lord holds true , and we can trust everything he does he loves whatever is just and goo d; 
& i am not realizing why procrastination is a bad thing 😒 😒 😒 #neversucceeding #stupidmistake 
of coarse my bed is actually comfortable when i have to get up early . fml . 😑 
nathans mom is just something else i swear v.v <<<< 
front passing this morning along with some steady rain . should decrease later this am and be a mainly dry pm with a high of 52 #p dx forecast 
who's pumped for school ? ! ? ! #iknowimnot 😒 
purpose ? reveal what we love; ween us from the things if this worl d; to move us to help others; to chasten us for sin; brings pain ... 
my phone is spazzing out really bad 😣 😣 😣 
i forgot to turn off my alarm & now i can't go back to sleep 😒 
USERNAME idk why they changed it . doesn't make any sense 😒 
south euclid is probably the only district that isn't out of school 😒 
oh gosh , putting on make up in the car is a big fail >.< 
been gone for so long tht i forgot me locker combination well this is a great way to start my first day back to school 😁 😑 
ugghh i hate making mistakes & sleeping w . gum && my mouth >.< 
USERNAME sweet cheeks 😒 lol but i know you were . no doubt about that lol 
seeing an over abundance of women with colored nail tips in the USERNAME this am . #ew 
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mom gave me a hug and said bye 😖 😖 😥 😔 
starting to get kinda freaked out about the doomsday stuff 😖 
in you , o lord , i put my trust; let me never be ashame d; deliver me in your righteousness . (psalms 31:1 nkjv) 
USERNAME i spent a fortune on creams and treatments so i totally know how you feel . getting older freaks me out too ! 😐 
her teeth is to big for her mouth . #gross 
and here i am again .. school how i hate you 😒 #school #eww #suffolk 
my aunts house is super cold this morning . 😖 
good morning world 😏 ☀ @ csu student center URL 
i shoulda known he was gay tho , he said michael jackson was his idol 😑 
already riding shotgun of the struggle bus today and it's not even 8 o'clock yet . should be a good one 😒 
my big brother better bring his hat today ! ! ! corey ! ! ! ! 😣 😖 😡 
i wish we didn't have to go to classes today 😒 
>.< my fuccen left nut hurts ! ! ! ! ! 
coffee you may save my life today . but i had another awesome weeken d: )) so dead at work will be worth it 
USERNAME miss you too ! ! 😣 #goodpeople #legit #bestfriends 
when i can't find something i need ! ! 😑 
forgot to put makeup on today 😑 now that i don't tan i look like a dead ghost without it . may need to stop at walgreens to get some color .. 
worst part of getting out of be d: it instantly feels like antarctica 
#bitchesbelike ... no bitch your hair looks messed up everyday 😒 
this snow is not going to work for me . 😑 
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and now i see what u do to people i never will . 😒 😒 
ugh my alarm is such a cockblock , my whole day is ruined now that i'm not dreaming that i was hooking up with one direction #rude #bye 
USERNAME the beginning of increased taxes on those earning less than $250,000/yr . so much for what obama sai d: URL 
why do my eyes water so bad ! ? 😣 
why did she have to get a twitter ? ? 😒 
im horny af this am ... i needa mayne .. 😖 
ppl always suspect me to txt first but i anit wana txt me you txt first 😒 
just now finding out that we had to label that skeleton thing for human a&p . 😑 😑 😑 
getting out of bed today is definitely going to be a challenge #cold #rainy #yuck 
this week is going to be hell . #somuchwork 😑 
USERNAME where did you go sunday morning ? ! ? ! 😒 
i hate being the only black person in my home room 😒 😒 
. i love how in one night ; everything just got fucked up ' >.< 
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i don't understand why every single person i work with feels the need to back into their parking spot every morning . just let me park ! ! 😣 
miken hoodie today . >.< not in the mood for school . & i have i . s . s today . #ohjoy 
best roommate awar d: USERNAME for passing out with me early :) #whitegirlwasted 
i feel bad when i shoulder check people buy its like ... get out the way bitch i met you half way #rude 
this is the longest i'm sleeping in 😐 i can't sleep in for shit 😔 
pretty sure if you can afford two packs of cigarettes then you can afford a bar of deodorant 😷 😕 😐 
everyone who said romney was gonna take financial aid away ... why did obama give me none in the first place 😒 URL 
USERNAME current potus set new standar d: no accomplishments necessary 
i wish i could have pre-cal first block everyday so i could just get it out of the way 😒 
#sanabukas matapos na namin yung speech choir namin sa english . ang hirap magturo eh ! ang ingay nila . di man lang masaway-saway ! >.< 
another day of school ugh 😑 #notreally in the mood for it today but if i do i will put #boots2asses 
if we live , we live for the lor d; and if we die , we die for the lord . so , whether we live or die , we belong to the lord . romans 14:8 
da d: what do you want for your birthday kiddo ? 
oh monday . i love you . so focuse d; all goals in mind . opportunities stacked up so high . take advantage y'all . have a blessed day . 
USERNAME my ipod 4 survived two years ! .. then i lost it >.< 
sitting in car , sprinkling . gets out if car , fucking hurricane . weather . 😒 
everyone needs to wake the fuck up ! i'm bored . 😑 
woke up with a lot on my min d: : 
good morning worl d; have a safe and blessed day everyone . 
woke up thought it was time for work .... not so fast see you guys in 8 hours ✌ 😑 😴😴 
blah ... blah ... blah ... and some fuckin blah .... 😑 
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why must i always wear sandals when it's raining out ? ! ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 
waking up with a smile on my face because he actually cares about me enough that all he wants me to do is be happy & smile . i'm blesse d: ) 
USERNAME >_< frnd ii fukd up da churches money smh . ! 
why are the boys tweeting wen i got school i hate time zones 😒 
finding someone that leaves me with a constant smile and of course he's exs wanna talk smack about me .... 😒 if i wasn't 18 ........ 
#fml i was supposed to wake up 15 minutes ago ! >.< fuckk USERNAME make sure you make it to the bus stop 
dmx damien part one n two bang on my head phones while im at work #bored 
stepped on my earring last night 😖 now my foot is in so much pain ! 
of course the one time i wanna go to my 8am my alarm isn't set 😑 
USERNAME do i feel the need to wear a biohazard suit in the shower on the weekends . #gross 
set my alarm clock for 5:55pm . needless to say i missed my morning cardio . long day in the gym tonight 😒 
my baby sick today , i gotta play doctor but i don't min d: ) 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME my seat buddy in the bus is driven n quiet (with a suit n all) also smells goo d: -) wonderful 
when i graduate , i'm going in service 😏 😏 
he's also not followed by USERNAME either . 😩 😭 😖 
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my mom is following me around with lysol . like really ? 😒 😷 
USERNAME nahh , but you know what i was gonna say ! ! 😏 😏 😏 😏 
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get to sleep an extra 2 hours cos i told my mom i had no class til 11 :3 0 😋 😏 
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now that that's been sai d: preparing to fail this test . 
i just wanna go back to be d: ( #hatemondays 
#oomf has to me awake right now ! 😒 👊 
in be d: #breakingbad on the iphone with the bose qc's . intriguing . 
#oomf has to be awake right now ! 👊 😒 
class @ 8 ... & i'm sitting on this bed like i don't need to get dressed . 😒 
up early . and it's cold af . i have two tests today 😒 wish me luck 
they're yelling across the waiting room 😑 😑 😑 😑 
the fact that all week my 9am is just watching a movie makes me have zero motivation to get up and go . #fml 😖 💤 
😾 USERNAME let's go then give me a time and place lol 👍💪👆 😏 
by the end of the day its most likely gonna be kinda wavy again i bet >.< 
is that even a thing ? god , so much jive . 😣 
why the fuck am i up this early >.< #notokay 
i want some strawberry waffles but sadly everything i swallow rips my throat apart 😒 
trying to decide if i want to go to class or not this morning ... 😐 
not going to class . i have a fear of entering places late and having people state at me . at this point , i'll def be stared at walking in . 😖 
it's monday people ! time to get this day going ... thank the lord i don't have much to do ! 😏 #mondayblues 
why does everyone feel the need to instagram about their weed #gross 
fuck . stuck at home because i can see out of my car windows . going to 😢 😣 
when daniel texts me at 5 am <<< 😒 😠 
i hate when i'm mad comfortable and then i get the urge to pee 😑 
ugh my brother and kamille ain't got school today and daddy ain't gotta work 😑 😩 they be so loud tho and so early ! 
lmfao my mom wakes me up asking why i have handcuffs in my room 😒 ! 
dr . cunningham , i'm not sure what a metafur is . #itsmetaphor #getitright #loon 😫 😒 
my mom wanted me to go to yoga with her this morning . good thing she didn't wake up in time 😏 
to all who have serve d: happy veterans day . thank you for your service and sacrifice . 
camera was open on my phone in my pocket killed 30% battery in 1 hour 😒 
morning twitter . it got bad last night . hope it doesnt today . lol ! 😏 😁 
jus ate a banana that was way top ripe ... #eww #dangit 
so that's what 8 hours of sleep feels like . 👍 😏 
home next monday ! ! ! ! yess i hope i make it through this week alive 😖 #homesweethome 🏡💗🏡 
i hate the dentist . i hate it . 😩😫 😖 😷 😐 🙍🔫 
good morning lord ! i need the miracle of 2 fish+5 loaves of brea d= over 5000 allow me to see the way already provided to me . thank you father 
i thought i lost my chap stick 😦 but i found it 😏 
i was more excited about scsu homecoming than i am about ours 😒 
wot d: the works of the lord are great , sought out by all those who have delight in them . psa . 111:2 
oh shit ,, its monday && i didn't do none of my homework >_< 
skipped my 8am cause that's how bad i don't wanna go back to canadaigua 😎 😒 
well .. these shortened periods woulda been nice if i knew about them before hand . 😒 
you smell like wee d: cause i been smoking bitch 
everyone's doing their homework in class ..... yay ill wait til detention 👐 😒 🔫 
so early , so sleepy , why must i work ? ? it's raining , i should be in bed sleeping 😭 😒 ☔🌙 
gotta get you out of my timeline before i hurl 😣 #disgusting #yuck 
mike d'antoni new head coach ... i would of taken a retarded 6th grader over mike brown so this is good 😒 
i'm so tired ! i blame jack and tim 😒 
class cancelled .. the day i actually want to go to class ! 😣 
USERNAME good morning , i'm ready , noom al 3awafi yarab 😒 
been up and down all night . slept absolutely terrible ! and now i have class ...... joy 😒 
when i saw it was snowing in walked right back into my house dropped my bookbag and now i'm in bed tweeting 😒 😡 never going ! #hatesnow 
i think my school is the only school that has school today ... -__- #why #lecordonbleu ? ! 😒 
why are people still . it is clearly morning ! 😒 😒 
grandma: we have cherrios ! da d: mom , i have hated cheerios since i was a child . 
the struggle of how we have school but osceola doesn't . 😑 
i was gonna wear sweats today , but i already wore some on friday d: 
so bored at work 😒 #redcanoe #doodle #bored #merp #blah #comevisitmepeople @ the red canoe URL 
can i restart today ? and by restart i mean .. not bust my finger and have running water and be able to take a shower ? #iwish 😒 
holy damn its cold out d: wore just my thin fox jacket ... definitely need a hat and gloves 
just woke up , slept like a baby last night lmao 😒 😒 😒 👍👍👍☀☀☀ 
spazzed and woke up at 5:20 because i got notifications and i had a dream about school . dx 
#fb rt USERNAME when did we honestly face , in solitude , the one question on which all turne d: whether after al ... URL 
why must gas in town be so convenient , yet so expensive ? ! ! ! 😐 
he loves whatever is just and goo d; the unfailing love of the lord fills the earth . (psalms 33:5 nlt) 
stressful morning . cars dead in greensboro . pa voradeth to the rescue while i got two little munchkins to watch . 😣 
okay does anyone have a good pumpkin pie recipe ? ! i need one desperately before thursday 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ke lindo ... ojala despues d USERNAME los sifa viendo unidos me encanta su amista d: -) 
wonder what's up widd my plans today ? ? ? 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME alot of ppl claim their body iz a temple & have unprotected sex too .... #disgusting 
feel like hell this morning . bring it on , monday . #fuckbeingsick #yuck 
i don't hate math , i hate how i actually try and he only puts test scores in forreal 😒 we all know tests are not my favorite 
some USERNAME to put me to sleep ! 😏 🎧🎶 
USERNAME i miss you too . :c you need to text me i lost all my contacts . d; 
bro i know you saw me put lotion on stop askin what that smell is i heard yu the first time 😒 
the fact that i talk to no one in my first period actually helps me get shit done 👌 😏 
USERNAME morgan & morgan -spelle d; big 'm' little 'organ' 
oh . hey monday , i hate you . 😒 
8 am exams on mondays should be illegal #tootired #tooearly #psychsucks 😭 😖 😴 
it's to early to be up & get ready ! 😖 
this week is gonna go by soo slow 🙆 😒 
[as good as you make me feel , i wanna make you feel better .. you're more than everything i nee d; you're all i ever wanted .. and so much more] 
he's not the only one "USERNAME rea d: henrik lundqvist is climbing the walls - URL 
leaving your chapstick in your other jacket << 😡 😩 😖 
after creating a song yarning balls 😒 , good one 
i remember when seeing a culinary couple was cute ... now it's just disgusting #culinaryschool #gross #getaroom 
i'm staying up until like 6:00 am today , it's funny because i'm serious 😒 
USERNAME so you just retweet my ish i don't get it back ? you know wat ? 4get you ! 😒 
it's goin to be a very long day ! i have the privilege of doing the blk friday schedule ! 😒 😖 #11days #retailzombie USERNAME 
#confessionmorning i'm the only virgin teen ager in my family v.v 
this semester could not end any quicker ? ? ! ! #tired #dontwannabeinchinese #hateit 
arms , back and hands are so sore . need . massage . now . 😣 
i really don't want to ride the bus . 😒 
i need to go pee ! >.< but its too cold to get up :c 
today , 5 extra minutes of sleep at 5:55 turned into 45 minutes . 😴 😐 
🎉🎉happy founders day to them pretty poodles of sigma gamma rho 🐩 😏 
no traffic on my way to school ... because uab doesn't celebrate veterans day 😒 
another busy week 😣 thank god it's thanksgiving break on friday ! i can't wait it's not even funny 
yuck , i don't wanna go to class today 😒 😣 
my house is an ice box 😁someone come warm me up 😏 
funny how i heard this on tv: if you stop thinking you stop breathing . i conclude d: when in the yoga room think about breathing that's it ! 
there are 2 type of ppl in this worl d; those who doesnt mean u have everything 
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my new bff is the coolest USERNAME 😏 . good luck today ! ! 
USERNAME gotta love dc traffic ! just sitting in atl delta club waiting for a flight home . #bored 
how can you teach but not pronounce the anatomical structure correctly ! ! ! ! #giveup 😒 
an hour and a half to learn some math 😖 
waking up to a piece of popcorn on my face because you spilled it all over my bed an floor . #thanks #ew 
less than a month till i'm done with class ! ! ! ! 😳 😁👍👏🙋💃 😏 #cantwait 
USERNAME lol that sucks me too 😒 , then a casting 
i can't even walk with my running shoe on . oh boy this is gonna be interesting 😒 
USERNAME shut up . your not ! ! ! >.< 
forwar d: i'm able to attend the college i wanted to ... 
backwar d: i'm not 100% how that bursar bill is goin to get paid 
the rain should taper off later today (noonish) giving us mostly cloudy skies and warmer temps . highs in the 50s for p dx . 
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how i'm functioning right now is beyond me ... soo tired . 😖 
USERNAME ohh no do you really have to work ? ! 😒 
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getting snow tires on my car #yayy the catch: i have to spend the time they're getting put on with my grandmother ... #shit #pleasebequick 😒 
forwar d: i get accepted a job that pays $25 an hour involving my major 
devastate d: i lost my best friend and my everything ..... cause i didn't put forth the effort i could have ..... heartbroken USERNAME 
pish posh apple sauce , get lost ! #engagedmen 🙅🚫 😒 #nono 
“USERNAME how florida's 2012 election was bungle d: absentee ballots , provisional votes ... URL way to go fla ... 
forwar d: i get my license even though it cost me money i didn't have . 
backwar d: my mom is paranoid about me driving her car 
⚠low tire pressure⚠ lmao , of course . 😒 #mondaymorning #goingbacktobed #justkidding #almostatschool 
spread the wor d: today the mane event salon will be giving free haircuts to all past and present military members . military id required . 
either he feel asleep last night or my phone never got his mssg >.< 
forwar d: i save up all my money for my own car 
USERNAME is the true definition of a real loyal frien d: - ): -) 
nonstop studying til next wednesday .. i can't wait 😒 ✌ 
USERNAME my mother scheduled me an 8 am appointment .. 😒 
backwar d: still can't drive my moms car because of my mothers paranoia 
i need to get ready for work .... and i'm still in bed ... 😣 
USERNAME i'm in the same boat with ya ... haven't been able to find anything 😒 👎 
USERNAME eww tell nick he nasty & ratchet lmaoo shit we go through being a sister to an older brother >.< 
morning inspiration: we are hard-pressed on every side , yet not crushe d; persecuted , but not forsaken; struck down , but not destroyed . <>< 
super tired ... back to bed ? ? 😑 💤💤 
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overcast 13°c . win d: south at 11 km/h . 
three tests to make up today .... not about it👎 😒 
1 banana cacao smoothie and i go down a pants size 😑 
i haven't been off in 3 weeks , the first day i'm off , they want to talk shit 😒 
URL wtf is this ? ! ! ? ? d: 
i will never eat olive garden in georgia again , they suck 😣 😷 
“USERNAME free: jerry bridges - trusting go d: even when life hurts URL #kindle USERNAME 
.. thanks ghetto einstein , i had no idea . 😒 
i miss when the bus was like silent in the mornings 😡 😒 
<---- this guy is not a morning person ! 😒 @ science center URL 
love the gang at USERNAME although i feel like i'm being haze d: last week i rapped the forecast , today i had to attempt a sexy voice . #fail 
you would think i was inside your head , cause i know everything you want 😏 
happy freakin' monday . network is down , and a good morning email from my boss . #workinggirlproblem 😏 
monday bun day , monday bum day ! ✌ 😣 
but it's not my fault 🐒 be lookin so good dawg 😏 
i guess i'll get up since my body won't let me go back to sleep 😒 
that moment when your professor forgets she has to meet with you .... every single time ... 😒 
USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 ... flip a coin ... 💰 
do not even want this day to start ! 😒 
brace for the gs . heel , toe . (@ gate d8 9) URL 
fiscal cliff ahea d: lawmakers seem poised to compromise on deficit deal , URL - sent via the fox news android app . 
USERNAME we don't have a chem exam today , do we ? d: 
it's okay guys usually the first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest . 😒 
USERNAME my phone can get it tho technically it's the same hoe 😏 *throws phone at door 😡 💪🚶🚶🚶🚶 
can someone bring me some ginger ale & just rub my back until i feel better ? 😭 😖 this getting sick every hour isn't working for me 
in exactly a week i will be going home ! ! ! 😁 😊 😄 😏 👌👍💁 
lesson reaffirme d: never assume . after finding the well pressure tank on the second story . 
“USERNAME woke up at 7 :3 6 on my own for class at eight 😑 URL wake up for real 😂 
USERNAME you should take the d train in the morning to see and smell what passes for in my hood (on the train) #gross #eatathome 
bermuda shorts , boots and a blazer .. interesting choice of outfit 😣 
ughh >_< wanna text my bestfriend but i think she still sleep ( -_-) 
my dad always know how to piss me off . >_< 
man my bed was so god damn comfy , fuck school 😒 😡 😡 
don't want to wake up ! ! the worst part is i don't have to ! ! 😒 😑 
guess il get up for class now 😣 ... 🔫 
i think i'm gonna paint my bedroom gold and purple this week ... 😏 🎨 
somebody kept me up all night . 😖 i'm so sleepy . 😏 @ houston , texas URL 
i wake up to go to art . coulda slept another fifty minutes . but no i wake up to draw . 😒 🔫 
i need a fire in my house 👊 😒 🔥💥 
you could be brain dead and get an a in this class 😒 #wasteoftimeandmoney 
i don't want to go to school with a pimple on my lip >.< 
this weather is not making me feel the gym flow this morning 😣 but fuck it still going . 
i walked outside and did the d: face because cold 
just tripped up the stairs walking into school #mylife 😂 😑 
i'm about to bring nail polish and do my nails in this class on wednesday . half the time we don't even talk about biology ! ! 😒 
aww crap >.< i never posted a pic of the puppy d: when my aunt and uncle come over later i'll take a pic of him :3 
blah , i guess i should get outta bed now 😑 
USERNAME lol but you'd love it cuz i'd be there . i kno . 😐 i always wake up around 3am and 6am and 9 am . lol 
a video in my first class ? this is torture ! #tired #boring 
newtons 3rd law of emotion: for every male action there will be a female overreaction ! 😏 
these people irritate me every morning .... goodness ... 😖 😑 
almost just cried getting out of bed ... stupid achilles 😣 😩 😣 
USERNAME i know that feel . happened to me at youmacon . >.< 
the only good thing about today . it's #mixedgirlmonday 😏 
USERNAME i scream every time i see a doctor nurse with a needle walking near me >.< 
i hope that USERNAME saw my last tweet cause it wouldn't let me tag you in it 😏 
that was such a horrible way to start my school day .. 😒 
man i am just lookin too cool with these rubber bands i have to wear with my braces today 😏 😳 
if i'm getting a migraine right now i'm gonna kill someone 😣 
USERNAME preordered mine when it was first announce d; however seems now apple is only looking to get richer . 
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only columbia county would have school on veterans day 😒 
someone bring me a smoothie since it hurts to swallow regular food 😞 😒 
USERNAME noo one they started to beef ! yesterday 😒 now im not high for shit 😒 
i feel like i'm gonna puke and i have to go for this drive now 😒 
USERNAME fuck ! ! thinking on that note 😡 i forgot i gotta load up wood for my fireplace at my shop 😖 then riding the streetbike 😏 😏 
USERNAME no 😒 they went there own ways william and brian and idk about andy 
schedule: tue: madison & wacker/ we d: wabash & van buren/ ravenswood & montrose <dinner 5-7pm> thur: clinton & lake/ fri: dearborn & monroe 
i wanna be by your side . that's all i really want 😣 😔 
im soo tired . ugh f mondays & school . i hate em . >.< 
the very essence of your existence bothers me . 😒 
USERNAME smoothie king , paradise smoothie , or starbucks ? 😏 
just let me go back to bed 😭 😞 😖 😲 #imissmybed 
just understand that's there is a lot i can't tell you , & respect that - my dad's favorite answer 😒 
had to tweet again cause it creeped me out leaving my tweets at 2,666 😐 #weird 
USERNAME there fuckers right 😒 i should be cook right now 
“USERNAME USERNAME we're filming in your town for the new taylor swift video ! we want you to be in it . USERNAME 😒 tf ? 
so not ready for today . i can't believe i'm already sick again . 😖 
people drive me crazy talking about the test right after its done . too much anxiety for me , hiding in the cafeteria til class time . 🙉 😒 🚫 
so my hardest week is gonna be right before thanksgiving break 😒 #cool 
can't believe i need 900 more tweets to 10k 😒 
hadda get starbucks cuz i left my coffee on my counter . i hate starbucks 😠 😒 😒 
person #5 that scares me in the gym: the man with the jail body that shadow boxes in the mirror for 3 minutes straight in between sets . 😐 👊 
keisha && aleah . >>>> #myniggas . but , they making fun if my voice 😒 😒 
rt , USERNAME if you misse d: photo of karl rove w/ paula broadwell that karl posted here at twitter a few months ago: URL 
USERNAME USERNAME we will just wear masks when were around him 😏 😷 
i wanna watch all of the harry potter movies again but i always cry in the last 2especially when dobby dies d: thats where the crying begins 
omg i got to start this project , 😲 😠 😒 
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baltimore city : i-95 north at exit 56 keith ave: other: i-95 north at exit 56 keith ave northcreate d: 11/12/20 ... URL 
#ifonly i always get the #stfu amanda , no need to tell , we're right here . 😒 
not ready for the amount of work i have to do this week 😖 
rt USERNAME pictures with santa in ugly christmas sweaters ? can't wait . 😼 USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME ugh looks amazing ! haven't had a full breakfast yet 😣 
when ernie and i go into our room we always plan ways to scare the shit out of each other . 😏 😂 
caring a little too much about USERNAME and USERNAME thanks to USERNAME 😑 
i don't want to go to any of my classes today 😒 
not feelin this class today . at least on mondays i get out of class at 9pm 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME lol that made me laugh so har d: d but what is the last part after the i i ? 
what's worse than a monday ? having a test first thing on a monday 😒 
USERNAME >.< i dont get the point of shots , you get sick anyways nomatter what 
some people in this world are so ignorant . there's mean people in this world . get over it . #dumbbitch 😒 
not even at work and i already wanna kill myself 😒 🔫 work till 3 ! 
you know what that means :she tryna slut for a nut 😏 
USERNAME umm no mam . i'm not lying . dead serious . 😏 
he loves whatever is just and goo d; the unfailing love of the lord fills the earth . 
personal trainer is going to work me today though << 😒 
gonna need a lot of strength to make it through the next couple of weeks :( physically & financially 😖 
another week at dahs .. 😒 where you at may 17 ? 
then again i have no idea how ill get through this week 😒 
wahh hate getting up & actually having to participate in real life 😒 so much to do today ! ! happy monday 😁 
USERNAME or i could just be mean & bust people out on here mwahahaha 😏 #butiwont 
in high school i used to befriend all the herbs because i felt bad for them , now im the herb 😒 
it looks like i went off roading my car is fuckin filthy 😣 
i take zzquil to fall asleep and 5 hour energy to stay awoke , wtf is going on with my body man 😖 
it's not a jamey johnson kind of morning ... 😒 but i guess i have no choice . USERNAME 
it's days like today i want to quit school and move to a much warmer place . #ihatewinter #burr #freezing 😁 😣 😩❄☔☁ 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME thanks giving week is my only vaca and i need it ... plus gotta be with family >.< 
you smell ... it's called deodorant #ew holding my breath 
i keep feeling like i have to sneeze and then it goes away 😑 
goodmorning i really don't wanna be here today ... 😑 
my weather app told me last night that it was going to be 63 and sunny .. so far it's cold & foggy as shit . 😒 
slept through my alarm and woke up at the time i leave my apt 😒 😒 😒 #ihaterunninglate #stupidmonday 
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i apologize to my anatomy class for my meltdown 😑 
i walked out like if it wasn't even cold 😏 
6am//sunrise in la ... can't sleep 😑 @ los angeles URL 
USERNAME pretty good :) dont wanna go to school but ... eh , gots to >.< 
everyone's making a twitter . 😒 stay on fb ... 
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why am i wearing a sweatshirt right meow 😼 🙀 #hot this is why i have no idea how i'm going to live in new jersey 😣 ☀🌴 
bribing bops; he knows i'm leaving and he's not a happy puppy . 😣 (at bark park) — URL 
this research paper is giving me a headache . 😒 
just found out that smith & wesson's stock shot through the roof the day after the election ! ! ! not really that shocking though ... ! ! ! 😏 😬 
it's monday and i already have headache . this is obviously not going to be a good day .. 😣 
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dubbing every monday going forward where i try to type a word and up with a 2-3 word hybrid . today’s wor d: uperating 
i need to go up to school actually .. but i don't have the motivation to get out of bed 😒 
USERNAME can i steal snuggles from you ? 😏 😏 😏 
i guess i should go to all my classes this week .. 😐 
when my roommate has her school project group members over at 9 am and i'm in my pajamas still #awkward #pleaseleave 😑 
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had a baad dream about USERNAME d: literally woke up almost crying . 
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monday after a weekend in the boro <<<<<< 😩 😖 😩 😖 @ finch elementary school URL 
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it's almost been 3 weeks and i still can't get rid of this cough ! ! #soannoying #hateit 😒 😠 
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USERNAME from like 5 last night until 6 this morning i was dying >_< ) i was dehydrated 
i'm not a liar . i told you what was going on saturday 😐 
parentals aren't home 😒 i wanted to use the car 
spending my birthday in a 2 hour lecture , and then studying in the library all day 😒 #luckyme #woohh #party #oldlady 
USERNAME i actually stole them while you were sleeping d: 
on my way to school >.< its so cold outside -____- 
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i do not want to get out of bed & walk to class in the 25 degrees weather 😒 #cold 
dont look at my last retweet if you're eating . #gross #sad 
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driving in a fog is like being tipsy .... everything is just a little blurry 😏 
im having a shitty morning and these are the things she is saying to me 😑 
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i sit in the back of class all by myself 😑 
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i hate that lor fat short non talkn english ass bitch >.< ! 
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i am so not ready for this hell week . 😡 😣 😠 
i definitely would rather do just meteorology than broadcast meteorology . #boring 
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this offense is actually hard to watch , #disgusting #jets 
my head phones better be in my back pack 😒 
USERNAME get at me during 5th hour and i'll hook ya up 😏 
i'm beginning to become very frustrated with some people 😑 
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idu why her jawn is sullysopretty , it shoulda been sullysoobeautiful >.< #tiffietweet 
i'm just too lazy to get out of bed right now 😖 ✌ 
so the #lakers fired a coach who doesn't know offense and hires a coach who doesn't know defense ? 😣 " #nochampions 
kids at school talk about the most nastiest things .... #ewe #mypoorears #dontlikeit #agh #gross #omg 
english is not where i wanna be this morning 😒 
if i knew that my anatomy teacher was preg i wouldnt have taken this class .. now im sufferin with this sub who i dont understand at all 😑 😭 
not ready for this three hour drive back to warrensburg . 😣 
shes perfect tho , idu how is that even possible >.< #tiffietweet 
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USERNAME omgg . i thought it was ariana . i got so scared 😣 😣 
i didn't miss the cold white shit falling from the sky .. 😒 
tired to wash some damn clothes and none of the machines work 😒 
ew ... why do i have hunter hayes stuck in my head ? #gross #ihatehim 👊😤💩❌🔫 
i went to bed happy as fuck . then woke up to you bitching . i mean , it happens almost every morning but damn 😒 
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remind me again why #merrimack has school today ? 😒 👎 
if i only could go to work in sweats 😒 
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i fucking hate gym with a passion , not tryna change today 👊 😒 
45 mins to finish this paper and im still on the intro ! 😣 #procrastinationkills 
she just said the money that she gone give you for yo child gone be spent on makeup for me .... 😐 
i think my human sexuality professor should sent out email warnings to not eat breakfast before a std lecture . #gross 
USERNAME oh .... 😒 .... well that's closer than you were ! ! 😁 
glad i don't have to practice in this today #nasty 
looking like a freshman with a mercy shirt on cuz i spilled juice on my white shirt 😔 😏 @ mercy college URL 
USERNAME i accidentally sent that tweet without typing anything 😐 
bizarre ipad issue: phantom apps , purportedly installed/synced but itunes & ipad disagree about where they are (ipa d= nowhere). #tuaw 
fuck a good morning; im going back to be d; 
this monday will be the death of me 😣 🔫 
i always want to go back to sleep after practice but im too awake 😑 
like he's talking rhinoplasty , shaving bone off his jaw and something about his teeth . this guy looks fine ! 😒 ? 
staying home to work on my research paper 😔 😞 😒 
USERNAME how much do you love mee . 😏 #askliam 
i got a call early this morning talking about one of my neighbors is peeping into people’s homes and now i gotta do something about that 😒 
the worst part of the morning is when the starbucks people put whipped cream on my coffee . this is a no whipped cream zone 😖 
okay did i just get bribed with chocolate . 😐 lol dead 
well we all know how i feel about snow . 😐 😑 
i had plans but it's cool i'll stay here to let my roommate in whenever she gets back . 😣 
#confessionnight if it wasn't for twitter i'd still be sleeping . #haha #morningclass #boring 
tae ass went across da river n didn't tell me 😒 😂 
ima gon and take 4 classes just so i can get more money 😏 
hell yeah got my math test back got a b on it ... fuckin right ! 😏 👍 
USERNAME this sub said a week ? ? i'm confused 😣 
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me in a horrible mood ! i look like total sh*t ! >.< #fucckyoumondays 
why did i think leaving a pack of gum out while dom is here , ok ? 😒 
USERNAME may i have a follow to make my day x10000000 better d: 
this girl beside me on the bus is wearing the same sweatshirt as me 😒 
of course adrienne would have her baby this morning 😒 just cause i'm not there 😔 
texting and driving .. green =go . yellow = speed up re d= slam on the mutha fucken brakes ! _rockanrollsupastarxx 
USERNAME lol so it's only a week right .... 😒 
can't wait to be done with this scriptures class . 😒 😠 
when USERNAME isn't in algebra i basically sit there and kill myself 😒 
dang i ain't knew i was gona run oomf over . smh soo childish boe 😑 
come on heat , turn the fuck on . boiz are cold 😖 
i swear that damn epidural bringing pain to my back now 😒 
i hear my mom cooking upstairs . i'm not even hungry and now she's making good food ! 😑 😐 😟 😧 😢 
i hate when my niece and nephew are sick . its not as fun to pick on them 😣 😣 😣 😢 😢 😢 
you know you sprayed wayy too much cologne on when the whole elevator strongly smells like you ... 😑 
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USERNAME what do you do when your hand falls asleep ! d: #askliam 
ain't nobody fuckin with the clique 👌 @ school 😒 URL 
someone should create a group message with me in it , school is #boring 
USERNAME it's literally the worst . i'm not a morning person , and i can't stand when people randomly talk to me . no . 😖 
my phone would just randomly start playing music in the middle of class . 😑 
rachal put a picture of me sleeping on instagram👎 😣 #eww 
just sneezed 59280394 times in a row ... now i gotta major headache >.< 
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is it bad if i unfriend my cousin on facebook ? she won't stop liking those ridiculous posts 😑 
females acting like niggas n niggas acting like females these days ! 🙀 😐 😩 
i look like i have jaundice thanks to the iodine they wiped on my leg . lets hope this cortisone shot takes care of the problem . 💉 😒 
gtta go to work today ion feel like it ! 😁😩😩 😑 
you need to go back where you came from and stay there . 😒 
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USERNAME of course you go to the mall on a day i'm working 😣 
i slept terribly last night .. i wonder why ? oh that's right , i remember now .. 😒 
3 years of holdin on to you #oomf im getting tired<<< >.< 
this guy in my sociology always got something to say ... 😒 
USERNAME lol im waiting too its gunna be long d: 
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i woke up way too early on a day off sheshh 😑 
USERNAME بالنوسبه للناس اللي داخلين تويتر ضيوف شرف دول d= ! ! اييييه منتعرفيش تعملي غير ريتويت بس ! o.o .. 
i hate having my fricking room in the basement because when someone wears heels or stomps their feet when they walk i get woken up 😖 
USERNAME you stfu… you mad because sim verified and famous people follow me 😏 
see professor , this is why you email your students when the test dates are . not my fault i didn't go to a single class last week 😒 
can't wait to see how many uggs pop out of the closet today . 😒 
USERNAME oh it was the best feeling- being that i had some company with me 😏 #latenightcreepin 
ughss my professor keeps looking at me , my cue to get off her twitter >.< << 
why do i have to get out in this rain ? 😒 
USERNAME im am that aint working >.< that shit just making my mouth more dryer 
got to class ten minutes late & the teacher lets class out three minutes later 😏 
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USERNAME USERNAME yeah unlike you we can't just go eat what ever we want when we want it 😒 
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ughss wtf ? my professor keeps looking at me , my cue to get off her twitter >.< << #tiffietweet 
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starting monday morning off right bye walking full speed into a steel door ... 😖 
te cantaba las canciones acapella .. despues me abochornaba cuando te veia en la escuela 😏 
everything was so much easier when you were a kid . 😏 
to be honest it's some racist white kids at my school . they get really frantic when there are around a bunch of black people & act funny . 😒 😑 
so who else has off today and is getting mexican for lunch with me ? ! 😏 
video in first perio d= 😆 😄 ... video in coach mitchell's first perio d= 😲 🔫 
hey baby , i'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs 😏 
baby is off again and i'm stuck at school all day 😔 😒 
pretty sure i'm still hungover from saturday ugh #cortaca 😒 
woke up drove all the way to school and class was cancelled 😒 
10 minute practice ? not even going to questionn it 😏 
it's this kid in my class always starring at me , ahaa i think he likes me <<<<<< #eww 
honestly , when someone says that kinda means move and not just stand there and act like you don't hear me . #stupidbitch #rude 
i was taught to hold the door open for people , why werent you taught to say thank you ? #biggestpetpeeve #rude 
i honestly didn't get no type of sleep this weeken d: / 
my parents always complain i don't call them enough ... but when i actually do call them they don't pick up ... 😒 
USERNAME you'll have to find another way to work too ! 😒 
stop stop stopp ! i can't stand all this lovey dovey shit i am seeing 😡 😣 
i'm cold it's 73 degrees outside but 40 degrees in this class room 😒 
a response paper due wednesday ... ? since when >.< 
it's currently 18 degrees with a high of 38. translate d: gym is questionable , stay inside all day #toocold 
USERNAME lol i know that's what i'm afraid of 😦 😦 😑 
USERNAME my birthday boy 😏 you'll have to come over soon when everything is settled 
my hands still smell like onions from when i cooked yesterday 😖 <<<< 
s . c . h . o.o . l .- seven crappy hours of our life 😒 ! ! 
think i'm spending this rainy day off class answer work in my be d: ) 
i've just kind of learned to accept the fact that i will never be able to sleep in . 😒 🔫 
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it's such a gloom and doom day , but i still feel pretty damn goo d: ) hope everyone has a great day ! 
these kids in this daycare right now <<< #wild #nodiscipline 😫 😒 
USERNAME that's when you say , you just did 😏 
c . l . a . s . s .- came late and start sleeping ! ! 😏 
i'm not fit too be awake this early like no . this not cute , at all .-. 😡 😒 
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but why she always be looking at me tho , idu >.< 
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going to urgent care soon , can't even walk . i'm so scare d: ( what if they like chop off my leg .. 
72% of the fayetteville population has or has had a sti or std in the last five years . #gross #noglovenolove 
if there is a kashi product that doesn't taste like cardboard please inform the world 😐 
back to bradford today then home for break wednesday . #threedays #cantwait #thanksgiving 😏 
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never in the mood to learn about construction 😑 #dontcare #sorry 
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USERNAME yeah and for me to look nice it takes like 2 hours >.< maybe senior year ima try to look nice maybe haha 
performance in provo tonight . #ohgod #ghettooldchurchhouse #haspotentialtobeawful #notrealexcited #gross #justwannasleep 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 🔴 😒 it's not a game 😕 
USERNAME i'll be making that same face in a few more hours ... dammit i don't wanna go in to work 😒 
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so over the stupid educational videos #putonamovie #letmefallasleep 😒 🔫💤💤💤 
hey you're cute . funny story about that .. your breasts remind me of mount rushmore . my face should be among them 😏 
is there seriously a man picking out of the garbage in front if the salon . yes yes there is . wtf ? #gross #dekalbproblems 
every conversation at my house starts with #notthesame 😖 😩😪 
i have to write a 5 paragraph essay thats due tomorrow 😣 😩 
i woke up to see that phil is not our coach ... just goes to show you can't always get what you want 😞 😣 
USERNAME lol i would be to that's dumb as hell 😒 
oh great ! i left my windows down and my seats are wet 😣 😣 😣 
“USERNAME late nightt 😴 URL look big in this pic 😑 
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pandora early this morning 🎶🎧🎼🎤 finna sing to the top of my lungs to wake up brooke & rita #bored 
USERNAME like wtf , it's not dumbasass , dumb ass . 😒 
know what . there's not a starbucks on the west side anymore . that's a problem for a girl who might move out there . 😒 ☕❔ 
omg hate people that are rude and don't eat when i cook for them USERNAME #rude 
late . don't care . ✋✋✋ #late #school #boring #extra #sleep #imtoocool #imtooc @ north shore senior high school URL 
yugh i really don't want to wake up for work 😣 i miss working nights ... 
thanks to sye ryder byrd .. i am now up for the rest of the day ! whoohoo 😒 
checking ava's diaper 15 times while she's eating only to realize her farts are just that rancid .. 😯 #disgusting 
nasira na pang roaming phone ko . >.< :'( #bakitngayonpa 
library chilin . psych paper . kill me 😒 🔫 
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prob gonna eat pizza fer breakfast .. because i can 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME alone because you continuously blow me off . 😒 #blameyourself 
couldn't wear the outfit i wanted to wear today cuz it's too col d: ( merp #girlproblems 
my life wouldn't be normal if i didn't have a headache every single day . 😣 
i fckin hate the cold . idc if its ! it would be a different story if i had a cuddle buddy >.< 
i woke up & my jaw is swollen again . my wisdom tooth is killing me ! 😖 
you don't see me wearing my golf outfit so don't being wearing your ugly sport stuff . 😒 
this dreary , rainy day is not helping my mood especially driving in it ! #yuck 
waking up in years cause of a dream .. makes you feel so stupid 😒 
when random guys start flirting with me ... my face 😐 😐 😐 
i wish i could sleep in .. but i have to babysit all day 😒 
i really need to start on all that homework that i have had since last tuesday , that is due tomorrow . #ew #procrastinator #nosurprisethere 
mrs . slater had us cutting inions 1st period 😒 ima stink all day ! 
i am going to need a nap today 😒 😠 #grumpyearlymorningtweet 
maybe chasing vodka with beer was a bad choice/mix ........ #blah 😖 #sick 
not everyone that claims to stand with you is rooting for your success . it's best to keep them close just to enjoy their disappointment . ✌ 😏 
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i wish it was raining out so i had an excuse to lay on the couch all day 😒 
of course today is the coldest day in weeks and i forget my gloves 😣 ☔❄⛄ 
we should've had the lockdown drill for second block 😑 
everyone hates mondays and to make it worse its a wet rainy monday .... 😒 😒 
if monday had a face , i would punch it ... 😒 
already i'm so tired , but i will not get a nap today waahh ... this will be my permanent face for everyone & every thing 😒 
some ppl creepy af on my tl . ! eww . ! 😖 
USERNAME yeah that too then were eating subway and watching netflix 😒 
i wanted to do my fucking speech today . she ain't go by the list with the the other people why did she do it today 😒 😒 
definitely need some new kicks . soles are getting torn to shreds . 😖 
young coach armstrong in weight training >> 👌 😏 💪 
im tired , this weekend was shitty , and the last place i wanna be is in bio . #overit 😑 
i really want to paint my nails but anytime the nail polish comes out it means i'm definitely giving up on any work for the week 😏 
it's one of those days where i wanna stay in bed ! ! 😒 
y do y'all think that puttin the middle finger up is cute 😒 🙏 
USERNAME no i have a meets jim edwards at 10 😑 
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that ish ain't cute at all and neither is cursin #lt 😒 🙏 
USERNAME lol . u acting like u one of those creeps creep . lol 😏 
USERNAME why shay forcing me to do body shots ? ! bad influence for sure 😒 
the amount of love quotes in my tl right now . <<<< #disturbing #annoying #yuck ! 
good morning woke up to not even one good morning 😒 😞 
it smells like farts in my journalism class . #ew 
i'm pretty sure nice never been bigger than i size 9 lol except now cause i'm pregnant #confused 😏 
USERNAME haha same here ! ! dat hoe be ignoring me too ! 😒 
competing implies that there will be competition . 😒 looks around👀 i don't see any . @ huntingdon college URL 
it sucks walking to class and you have to turn around cause you gotta take a shit #skipclass 😑 💩 
definitely wanted to come into work this morning and fix a broken excel worksheet ..... 😒 
the one day i leave early for work is the day there is no traffic . now i'm early . 😑 
yes , i am judging you if you are dressed that way 😏 
i'm such a baby when it comes to military homecomings 😖 😭 💧 
guess ill gone get ready for this second interview >.< 
all maury shows are about the same thing . 😒 
my pain running deeper than the ocean 🌊 😐 😶 
i just love how my cat meows like mad before & after he shits 😒 #thisbitch #igetitboy 
wish i could go . 😒 what time breakfast over ? 
back to school📝 and work 💵 i'm so sleepy 😣 
1st episode of sal's cucina a hit ! good foo d; good gossip ! USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i'm hungry but i don't feel like going downstairs . 😒 
i got two replies back to back from #oomf he must really love me 😒 
buckled up with my sippy cup of nectar . #ny @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
i have a midterm in less then an hour i need to study for . 😒 🙏 
i don't wanna be here right now 😑 😕 😢 
i can tell that not having a cigarette makes me ill . 😒 
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how i’m gone correct a mistake wrong 😒 , lmfao 
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USERNAME only two likes thus far .. , god darn it . looks like i picked the wrong time 😣 
i think we should get extra credit again today lol USERNAME 😏 
my throat is starting to hurt . damn you mother nature and your weather changes . bipolar bitch . 😒 
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i just wanted to relax today not go into work 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME i actually agree with someone for once . d: 
i swear it would feel better if someone just went ahead and cut off my hand rather then it remained attached and throbbing 😳 😑 😶 😢 #fml 
i love it when my 8 am class is cancelle d: ) 
i mean it's a 10:00 class ... to be sure you can get out of bed and make it to a 10:00. 😒 
wat am i wearin today tho ! ! ! 😣 
ughh waking up in the middle of the night with a fever 😭 😥 😖 #iwishiwashomeinmyownbed 
when the cia director is muffle d; when the sec of state is quiete d; when witnesses to benghazi are suppressed ==> massive govt corruption ! ! ! 
USERNAME bruutal . i have yet to experience that , so thanks for informing me ! #gross 
definitely going back to bed after this class . today is being too weird . 😒 😞 
decides to wait in the car for the rain to let up .. pours even harder . 😑 
USERNAME fuck yes ! car show gonna go down 😏 
at work now . hopefully i can stay busy 'cause my mind is racing ... 😒 😔 
rt USERNAME i'm way too tired for this whole school thing 😒 
i feel like twitter is a bigger deal in murray than it is anywhere else . they act like it just came out , tweeting all the time 😏 
USERNAME how he cancel for y'all but we had class 😑 
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um is being disrespectful to our veterans for making us come to class 😏 😒 
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my friends never show me love at work 😒 some have yet to ever visit . 
frien d: you only like white guys , you're racist haha 
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USERNAME i can't eat anything without dying with a stomache ! #hateit 
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walked into the bathroom and caught a guy poppin a zit 😐 #sickaf 
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too pale to be wearing shorts to practice this time of year 😖 but loving this weather ! 
yep . you got me . i'm gay because i don't play video games .. 😒 
did i see your subtweet ? sho did . 😏 
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USERNAME it's annoying ! i do it everynight ... 😒 #notcool 
USERNAME i don't really have a choice 😣 it's the only time my professor offers psyc 2 
hanging out with #oomf for the past few days made me realize what i really want in a guy , & it's decently not you 😒 
when girls jump on the girl when they should be jumping on the boy . then they left looking stupid 😳 😭 😐 
man a chicken fajita omelet from ihop would b good but all we have is denny's 😖 
USERNAME yeah yeah , you only love me cause of subway ! 😒 
what can make your monday worse ... fucking rain 😒 
i don't know what i'm more #annoyed with: my injury and going to the trainer every day or not having my adobe flash project done . 😣 😩 
i'm really not tryna walk up these four flights of stairs 😒 #outofshape 
rainy days are no fun when you have to work outside all day . 😒 
feel like death do not want to be sick right now 😒 
yes , my mom calls me a nigger on a regular basis 😒 
you're cute , i'm cute , let's be cute together 😏 
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so glad today is monday , means my boss is workingg 😏 
ahh guess i better get out of my warm truck 😔 😒 
probably had like 4 ppl run into me while i was walking to class cuz they were looking down at their phone . i hope they get hit by a car . 😒 🚗 
USERNAME i was on the way to school today & then my damn mom noticed my eye was swollen and had a knot on it . 😑 
i'm looving the weather outside ! ! ! ! it's so perfect ! 😏 👌 
then i gotta go too coto . smh 😒 😒 
glucose tablets for breakfast . diabetics favorite 😒 what i get for taking a shot and forgetting my food in the dorm . USERNAME 
it's almost thanksgiving and my 2nd hour teacher still doesn't remember my name 😒 
i swear she be trying to catch pneumonia everyday . 😒 ✋ no bitch that ain't cute put some clothes on . 
when you got to pee in your dream . you have to actually pee . i almost peed on myself lol . i was about to get some head in my dream too ... 😒 
girll , what it do ? i'm coming home with you . 😏 
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aww my monday just started and i'm already wishing it were the weekend ! 😒 
there is so much i wanna say but i can't . 😑 
this blows .. this test we are taking i know how do to nothing & i'm already failing .. 😠 😩 😒 
on a better note ... cracker barrel ! 😏 🐓🐂🍴 
i hate the fact that i still have to take gym my senior year . ugh , i should of done that my sophomore year 😒 
somebody in this class smell like they ain't take a bath this morning 😖 
glad the steeler game & teen mom 2 is on tonight and ill be in the lib 😌 😒 
USERNAME 😑 😑 😑 😑 did you see that 👨 
these bitches getting too friendly i don't trust them ✋ 😒 
i'm kinda sad i didn't tryout for basketball this year 😒 
yeah that car on you're foot was good right ? 😏 
i told my mom i wanna study abroad she said 😒 man that don't count lol thats too close for me 
USERNAME - shit was horrible i was like 😒 👈 
steph told me to tweet shoot me for this class 😒 😫😩💥🔫 
USERNAME weren't you impressed with your first visit to my dorm ? ? ? i personally think the bouncing basketballs make it . 😒 #jklawl 
USERNAME lol i went to take my physical but the power was out so they sent us home but i didn't pass my asvab 😔 😒 so at the end if this 
when people repost the same picture of themselves on instagram over and over again ! 😒 #annoyed #juststop #sorrynotsorry 
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USERNAME yes , yes it does . >.< but am lazy af (: 
people and there bi-polar ass moods ! ! ! ! gtf away from me 😒 
am i the only one not excited about call of duty coming out at midnight ! ! 😒 
when i play new music for my friends they don’t like it but when the radio plays the samething that i did they love it 😒 
USERNAME just remind him who's boss . submit yourself to go d; resist the devil and he will flee from you . #james4 :7 
USERNAME USERNAME but maxwell said you wanted to date or whatever . 😏 
ohh mr . krebs if only half the shit that came out of your mouth actually made sence .. 😑 #wishfulthinking 
i can already tell today isn't going to be a good day . 😢 😩 😖 
sitting on the toilet right now feels like sitting on a giant block of ice ! 😁 😣 ❄ 
snoozing my alarm too many times this morning and not having time to make lunch = i'm starving ! 😒 
but yet you buy chocolate fucking fudge . no 😒 
i hate that my twitter is always randomly favoriting tweets when i'm not even on 😒 😠 #annoying 
USERNAME i'm gonna have to agree to disagree . 🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮 that's a playstation controller . 😏 😏 
don't know what uggs i want for my birthday 😖 👢 #firstworldproblems 
ohh no USERNAME ready to fight 😏 lets get this then ! ! ! 
i haven't had anything to eat or drink except water since saturday .... 😖 
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i'm so glad i didn't transfer to vista d: it looks like so much homework ! :o 
listening to sports talk radio all day<<<<<< 😒 boring ! 
i hate when people get up before the professor dismisses class . #rude #disrespectful 
USERNAME yess ! ! ! so excite d; ) maybe there will actually be deer and squirells in the woods down south ! 
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me: im just not in a drinking mood . average frien d: thats fine man . best frien d: alright this kid needs some shots . 
i can't remember the last time i was this exhauste d: ( 
called and made my own doctors appt , man i feel like an adult . #growingupprobz #hateit #butloveit #woww 
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USERNAME mothers 😑 no son faciless .. pero ya ya se me fue el coraje😬 
back to the basics - im a sweats & t shirt type of girl 😏 
this girl is wearing a leopard print skirt with floral print fish nets . #owmyeyes 😣 #fashiondont 
the lord is far from the wicke d: but he heareth the prayer of the righteous . (proverbs 15:29 kjv) 
i hate my classmates sometimes because they never understand shit , we be on the same topic for like 30 mins 😑 😑 😑 
it would rain the one day i want to take rocket to get groome d: / 
USERNAME well that ruined my plans considering i wanted to go to the mall and spend 3000 dollars 😒 
one good thing about not having my blonde hair anymore is that if i see people i don't wanna see , i can just turn my head 😏 
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USERNAME d: i didn't think i was mulching any wood , but okay . *nosenosenose* ^~^ 
#oomfs was really about to troop it to my house from hp , catch that first bus to come see me this morning but i turned that down #imcrazy 😞 😣 
USERNAME hi will just re-tweete d: have a great day from grammy n california lol 
USERNAME unmm i'm not sure honestly 😐 😔 😕 😞 
take that humanities exam ! ! i love asian history #herroprease 😑 🎎🇨🇳🇯🇵 
hate when people's toes hang over the edge of their shoes #gross #petpeeve 
am i the only person that doesn't have today off ? 😑 
when freshman are rude to me early in the morning ... 😒 ✌ 
USERNAME thats what i'm sayin ! if only it was that simple 😒 
i think i will actually be productive today ! key wor d: think lol 
yaa , i was looking for my phone , and it was sitting on the desk . 😐 
all these females got attitudes and in they feelings today . i need them to stop letting this weather control their emotions 😣 💦💨💧 😡 
when i'm on time but my hair stylist is late 😒 
needa go pee but to lazy to get up 😁 😐 
somebody come see me . i had 1 appt . and they cancelled . i have nothing to do till 7. #bored #work #portrait #studio 
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#hospitality #job in #boise , i d: in-store demo-event specialist at crossmark URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME wah i work ! what about this weekend 😏 
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i always get sidetracked or bored & start working on something else then get bored of that too . it sucks d: 
my last rt >> except i'm his best friend , not girlfriend 😒 
ohh monday . you were much more bare able last week when i was sailing the caribbean 😒 😒 #vacasover . #sadsad 
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one thing i can not handle is puke .. too many bad experiences .. 😷 #gross 
when it comes to breakfast not even aunt jemima can't come close to making a better breakfast than i can 😏 
ugh i just woke up and it's snowing . #eww #nogracias 
why do my parents keep asking me what i'm doing today .. i said i don't know 5 times & i'm still in my pjs so clearly nothing .. 😑 
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#internship #job in #columbia , m d: business/marketing internship at fortune 500 at aflac URL #jobs 
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describe my mood in one wor d: disgusted . it's going to be a long day . 
“USERNAME puppeteer who provides the voice of elmo on leave after denying with teen boy: URL 😑 
petraeus'' mistress using sex to get classified information about the cia just proves that men will do anything for some booty 😏 
late for work as usual on this great monday 😑 
i wanna get up and get dressed to look cute but then in like what's the point i'm not goin anywhere 😒 
well going home from school , threw up twice not a very good start to this week 😷 😖 
USERNAME so should i take that as a yes ... 😏 
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USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 we aren't friends for twenty minutes . 
someone call me a baby at work everyday cause i'm 19 and they only in their 20s 😐 
USERNAME exactly it's pretty for 2.5 seconds until you walk in it and its cold as fuck .. then it gets all dirty and brown and shit 😑 
one customer in an hour . going to be a long day 😣 
USERNAME fuck you ! lol you learn how to play the game 😒 👏 
my horoscope told me today that i could unravel some delicious possibilities ... and reminded me that i'm a private person . #intrigued #bored 
USERNAME just to be clear , unforgettable in the good way #thetruth 😏 hahahah 
people who are constantly complaining 😠 😠 😠 😡 😒 😒 😒 
i want every member on one direction to follow me 😖 
ups of having your dad work in a mattress factory and old brick 😼 URL 
can't wait for a few days off from school . so much to do and so little time . 😐 
i think you like confusing me , its one thing you are good at . 😐 
USERNAME goo d: ) glad to hear i will be upset if i'm ever forgotten about or not told y'all are in dallas ! 
USERNAME the bible is the word of go d; in him we trust and have confidence for he knows the end at the beginning ! 
i want some sleep , i barely got any last night ... 😒 
wish i had my blue uggs to wear right now 😏 .... USERNAME 
taxmageddon will be the largest tax increase ever to hit americans . it’s nearly $500 billion in one year , starting january 1. #yikes #nasty 
departing tacoma for pullman . i can't wait for this 11 hour bus ride to be over . and i have to go back to snow in pullman . 😲 😖 👎 
man .. sim tomorrow . i hate walking into a room and not knowing what these teachers are going to pull on me . 😒 
i hate when fees lurking my instagram yes i have a boyfriend and yes other dudes flirt with me but they don't cross the boundaries 😏 😏 😏 😤😤😤 
making paper puppet bear thank you card by artist in la la lan d: since it was my birthday , i needed to thank a l ... URL 
i tried shootin around the other day ... damn foot was swollen 15 minutes later ! ! 😒 😡 👎🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 
i hate getting b+'s on my assignments , it's like one more point and i would've had an a 😒 
don't text me unless you have an iphone #getannoyed 😑 😑 😑 
seeing a million pictures of everyone at parties last night 😔 😒 😕 
it seems like all i've thought about is the fact j . biebs is single . 😏 #haay 
told my mom i'm dropping out to become a vs angel . she told me she should probably take away my dining dollars 😒 
just lost five minutes of my life thing to spell atnip and then kayla over the phone . this couldn't be easier y'all . catnip without the c 😒 
my mother went to south carolina without me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #heated 😡 😤 😑 
steady walkin in late n leavin early .. #boring #imout #pce 
USERNAME i'm so jealous i need to go so bad but im so broke d: 
who wants to be brave and trade twitter accounts for a day ? 😏 
USERNAME shut up traitor . never even going to see you again 😒 
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i regret that mann 😒 i could've woke up in someone's arms or someone making me breakfast yo 
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just realized i got a shit load of hw due tomorrow . 😒 hate ap . 
i wish people would realize no one wants to buy their student southern/tech tickets 😒 
USERNAME beg to differ 😏 been listening to that my whole life . 
lol we always talk about football in history ! lets talk about that a&m game 😏 👍 
[ prayer and the golden rule ] “ ask , and it will be given to you; seek , and you will fin d; knock , and it will be opened to you . 
USERNAME thir d: how mature are you succumbing to all of this you see . being disrespectful just makes you look immature . 
i hate that my breaks goes by soo fast . 😒 30 mins feel like 10 
the only reason i'm tweeting this now is because i've realized i've never tweeted this and it has to be tweete d: rihanna could get itt . 
i find myself doing the walk of shame a little too often 😑 🔫 
welp , thought i'd be able to get off work early and hibernate but i'll take the extra money from the poker room fools . 😏 
geo-engineering is a 'get out of jail free' car d; takes away incentive to get serious about cutting emissions , says david keith #techonomy12 
you occupy my thoughts at the most inconvenient times but sometimes i just let myself think about you #ahh 😣 
USERNAME not till wednesday ! then once i get those results they'll see if i need any surgery or not ! d: 
slept most of my day off away . blehh . but my bed is so warm and comfy . don't . want . to . move . 😣 
do glad i slept through my advising appointment ... now i get to wait even longer to sign up for classes ! 😡 😑 
USERNAME i'm disappointed she's not at school 😔 😞 😒 😩😫 
i'm starting to have more feelings for #oomf and i hate it . >_< gahh . 
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i hate studying extremely hard for test/quizzes only to fail them miserably like i did not even open the book in the first place ! 😑 ! 
came to school early to get some major studying done ... yet i find myself more on twitter than normal 😒 
USERNAME tell me about it . i drive there 5 to 6 days a week for work . #hateit 
so glad i slept through my advising appointment ... now i get to wait even longer to sign up for classes ! 😡 😑 
USERNAME texted me this morning , and ain't text back after i responded ! ! but she tweeting ..... 😒 oh 
i shouldn't have laid on my hand for so long now my hairs completely flat . #gross #noonecares 😏 
eww i saw my ex on your tl >.< #meatweet 
apparently one of the nicknames for me is haha 😏 makes sense 
so glad i slept through my alarm for my advising appointment ... now i get to wait even longer to sign up for classes ! 😡 😑 
why am i so cold all the time ? 😣 
#costamesa , ca #art #job : pai d: marketing/ research/ graphic design intern at cadiz collaboration URL #jobs 
watching bratz :) feel like a 6 year ol d: ) 
i still haven't started my research paper .... fuck my life 😑 
my month of november sofat #schedule #november #seniors13 #bored #ontopofthings URL 
omg >.< i was playing lil bro ! just chill ! ! ! 
report car d: veterans can finally earn high school diplomas URL 
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my month of november so far #schedule #november #seniors13 #bored #ontopofthings URL 
USERNAME haha i knoww it's cause i told him it was spelled that way to avoid confusion with the bank and credit paperwork 😑 
niggas gotta clean up in the morning 😖 😖 😖 😖 
dear monday , no offense but you're not my favorite day of the week . 😒 👎 #nothingnew 
has last lunch today .. i think my stomach is gonna eat itself before i get any food . 😑 
wtf why doesn't my phone work when i'm trying to call USERNAME they finally say august .. they better not say 14 😒 
get tf out of here man like seriously 😒 😒 😒 
trying not to angrily run out of this pointless , time wasting , stupid class . so ridiculous .... 😖 
i am sure u got girls to cook u breakfast 😏 
my eyes are watery & runny ! my nose is running ... ugh ! ! ! ! 😖 
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#transportation #job in #pocatello , i d: truck driver - pocatello , id - other at conway freight URL #jobs 
#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: business/marketing internship at aflac-- serious applicant ... at aflac URL 
you don't need to waste hot water every time you 😒 😤 😑 😡 
#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: video production intern at bluerock productions URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
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i learned nothing in algebra , intermediate algebra or algebra 2 😒 
but since i'm up , i should probably get to that homework that's due before 10 😒 
hs plus today 😑 i find it pointless i can't understand my teacher with her african accient 
does anyone in this class give a fuck about what's being said ? #didntthinkso 😒 
i can’t stand ghetto white girls more than anything 😂 😩 😖 
i'm so bored right now , remind me why i'm at school again ..... #seniors13 #senioritis #bored #tired #couldbedoingproductivethingsathome 
officially registered for my last semester as an undergrad . 😐 
so over studying for this sociology test . 😴 😒 
i love it when people try and throw pencils down my shirt 😑 
, just got my nails done but i think ima get them done over today . . 😒 
i need to work on my sleep schedule now that i'm working early ! 👊 😣 
receptionist: next time just bring your health card . me: (i lost that thing back in 2010 lol) okay ! ... 😏 😌 
pinky swear 😏 rt USERNAME rt USERNAME i love rafael casal so much 😩 >> promise ? 
i need to get ready and then register for classes 😏 #nofridayclasses #nonightclasses #pleasee 
USERNAME we r with u jj ... u have everything u need right in front of u ... including chad , enough sai d: -) 
sikee naa , i don't like recieving things from people , im the giver type >.< 
i'm so tired but i have to go to class 😖 😢 😔 😒 
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USERNAME tried to convince me today that i was still in spanish… 😑 . i think i know my own schedule 
USERNAME yea i think so d: it's gunna be so ugly ! 
USERNAME yo man i'm finna get downright raunchy , eat that 😼 like ❄🍕 
USERNAME yes . a very gross , unnecessary disease 😷 😖 
this little girl was just sniffing her hall pass so hard . . it smelled like burlap lol 😒 
i was playing with makeup lastnight , cause i was bored and forgot to wash it off before i went to sleep ! ! ctfuu omg 😑 😡 
so .. why isn't pridenet working ? 😔 😣 🐢 
last long day at work then off for three days 😏 
what is people problems lately everybody so ignorant and nasty god 😒 
#goodmorning 😊 😎 😏 #steelergang #nerdyglasses #chain #bracelet @ home sweet home URL 
breakfast with da d: ) @ mary ann's diner URL 
2 dine ,, 2 moe to go ! <<<<<<<<<<< 😑 
i'm really really trying to keep my patience and my mouth shut but your behavior is juvenile , so much for keeping it professional 😒 
i just got too happy i thought the real USERNAME followed me , it was a fan page 😒 😥 
my phone is gonna die before the end of the day 😒 
just in time >.< another appointment joy ... (@ dr . dean's office) URL 
i hope i don't have to take classes on fridays and at 8am >.< 
can't wait till i get my hair did next week . 😣 😒 😫 
i feel horrible , last year of high school and i quit swimming ? d: 
i woke up an hour ago from a bad dream and i'm still crying over it .. what a titty baby . 😣 
if the mail was running today i would had receive a letter but bc it's a holiday i will have to wait until tomorrow 😐 
i hate that my mom's bf lives with us because i can't walk around without a bra 😒 👊 
USERNAME USERNAME you'd be here if you didn't work here 😑 
flipping trad lesson on its hea d: your target audience doesn't matter . get intro'ed to new audiences . #nampc 
i figured out what i’m going to do today . i’m going to play co d: black ops all day in preparation of black ops 2. 
we dont mess with duck niggas ! ! ! and we dont like them fuck niggas ! ! lol #bored . com 
😑 . can't smoke i'm in nursing we get piss tested randomly ... but a drink .... now that 😬 
USERNAME lmaoo o knew that was coming sooner or later 😄 😄 😄 😒 😄 😂 
spotte d: USERNAME in a terminal of dca . or doppelgänger . #famousdc 
forced to make my own lunch because my dad and sister like gross food #yuck 
this bout that time in the semester when people get tired of school an feel like saying fuck it ! ! ! 😑 
USERNAME wow he went to work with it d; well ... wana play mw3 
some homeless lady stole my coupons from me at the gas station today ! i mean i would have just given them to you #rude 
so nhl and nhlpa still not getting there shit together #disgusting 
this going to be the worst week ever😩 have three papers due 😐 🔫 
attention worl d= ===>>> USERNAME has finally upgraded from a blackberry ! ! ! ! in 2012 
my bellybutton hurts and this class is pissing me off . 😒 😠 
living in a man's worl d: female engineers in the making with goldieblox (kickstarter co .) URL 
the fact i can't text freddy any emojis<< 😒 😠 😑 👎 
love being ignore d; by someone who is supposed to be your best friend #thankyou 
ughh why does this weekend have to en d: ( 
dang it , i knew i should've inquired about the dante card for the ls9 sooner ! >_< 
co d: bo2 party at midnight ! ! ! ! how about no ! ! ! ! 
really ? like why are my friends so gross ? #lol #mondaymorningshits #eww 
#productmgmt #job in #sacramento , ca: new gra d: product manager - other at electronic arts URL #jobs 
lol i always get that when i dress up 😒 
#job in #northcollegepark , m d: assistant at day 1 productions inc . URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#realestate #job in #catonsville , m d: real estate assistant & marketing i ... at drs sumner companies , inc . URL 
hehehe , i'm so cleaver , and funny ! 😏 😂 
#hospitality #job in #bethesda , m d: general manager at cybercoders URL #cybercoders #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
enteraclou d: it support ( #carlsbad , ca) URL #it #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
diebold , incorporate d: emc network/systems support associate (11e) - other ( #akron , oh) URL #it #job #jobs 
i hate how we have to stop in seaford every time we head back to wv 😒 
USERNAME lls 😒 that shit blows me . no i don't . 
USERNAME that sucks ! well a least u dont have to go to school , im so tired and bored 😖 😁 lol 
up and bout to head to dance practice at 9 ... >_< ugh . im sleepy af 
neighbors mowin the lawn ain’t lettin anyone sleep this late morning 😒 
would've slept so much better if i had someone to cuddle with all night 😏 
i use to think chinese was chill , now it just ruins my day . #hateit 
ugh just saw USERNAME simple self in class .... why the hell is he back ? ? ? aw hell ... 😒 😞 
a nigga that will fuck anything is a huge turn off 😐 
you may still donate online to the nbc10 hurricane sandy relief fun d: URL 
USERNAME USERNAME 😣 🙉 i wasn't using my brain . #damn 
#thatawkwardmomentwhen a guys skinny jeans are tighter than yours .. #problem #gross 
well aren't you just a bundle of happiness today . 😒 
entertainment one: video intern (non-pai d; college credit only) ( #portwashington , ny) URL #education #job 
i'm about to lose all my guy friends to black ops 2. 😏 
last night was definitely a bitch type of sleepover >.< 
we're taught to read & write ... but how many of us were taught to listen ? ? 😒 
maybe it's because if i stunt my guy has to stunt along with me 😏 👌 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME y'all stop lol 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
i bet i'ma get out of here til 11 something . 😣 
happy im good we good . now they ma d; ! 
i am tired of driving back & fourth to creston all the time 😣 it's a longer trip then people think & it's annoying so this is gunna stop ! 
sunglasses nd advil . last night was madd real 😎 😏 😁 
guess i'm wack ... rt USERNAME if you haven't watched any of the twilight movies ..... you're whack . ✋ 😒 ” 
i'm definitely gonna have to go home , take a nap , and do some thinkin 😑 
“USERNAME the teachers pet award goes too .... USERNAME what a nerd 😑 
#sister #home #bored #chillin #loveher #black #green #rainbow #cute #instacute #instagold #instapretty @ usa URL 
day12: favourite place to think : lol my bed 😏 😏 💁💁 @ day12 fave place to think URL 
if he missed me he'd let me know . if he wanted me he'd tell me . if he cared he'd show it . but i guess not . #lost >.< </3 
USERNAME i loved the movie until he appeare d; it seemed like the movie got every time he was onscreen . 
i'm never again having pizza in my life 😷 😣 
if y'all only knew what i looked like trying to find this thing .... #hateit 
ryan your hicks make you look like trailer trash . have some class . fucker #whore #disgusting #getalife 
didn't feel confident with one question . how does that happen when you pull an all nighter ? 😖 😭 😭 💔 
i can't believe i'm waiting in line for an hour for a sample sale . oh wait , yes i can . remember the time i waited in line for cupcakes ? 😏 
s/o to USERNAME what's up man have seen you in a while 😐 😵 🔫 
gym hella fucked me up this morning ! ! 😞 😣 😁💪 
one day i will be able to brag about being spoiled , one day ! ! 😒 😩 
jesus turned water into wine n a nine in yo face turn yo dollaz into mine 🔫 😱 💵💵💵 😏 
i needa go to the bookstore 😒 😒 😒 lol guess ill be passing through the hss today . 
waking up to the smell of brewing coffee . 😏 ☕ 
i was going to go running after school , but since it's snowing i guess i now have an excuse to be lazy 😏 
USERNAME smh damn , & i'm the mean one 😒 
been up since 7am 😒 going back to sleep . 
napping to gain the energy to walk to the doctor ... 😑 
USERNAME hehe , i have a cute leopard thong 👙 😏 #myfav 
#businessmgmt #job in #perryville , m d: warehouse manager at aspire business consulting URL #in #jobs 
just starte d: i only got 5 ponies ! #lyra #mrscake #twilightsparkle #bonbon #cherrilee #mylittl @ upper haven URL 
and my feet are fuckin swollen ! 👎👎👎👎 😑 😑 😑 😑 
i feel like doing something but my body in pain already 😖 
just announce d: guts and glory- an evening with anthony USERNAME and USERNAME at the state theatre . URL 
blazed it to this song yesterday with my cousin 😏 👌 URL 
i wonder what my friends do when they by they self and fart ? ( 0_o ) .... do they laugh , walk away , smell it ? #eww 
#customerservice #job in #hagerstown , m d: resource planning statistician at first data URL #veteranjob #jobs 
happy veteran's day ! ! enjoy your day off .... oh wait . 😒 
✋ rt "USERNAME this girl called me at 4 a . m tryna have a whole ass conversation , girl u a whole ass goofy 😒 ” 
USERNAME omg this happens to me anytime it's windy . 😒 
USERNAME lmfao , that's my mom kid 😑 she's mad aggy with herself , we needa reconnect them together , i remember they used to be bff -.- 
the man who is essentially elmo has had a relationship with a minor ... so yeah , there's that . #creepy #ew 
iphones would be a hundred time better if they wouldn't get cracks for no reason . my phone's all busted 😒 
i like my earrings 💁 #bored #waiting #englishisnext #butterflies @ georgia northwestern technical college URL 
something is seriously wrong with my knee and i am probably not being sarcastic when i say my knee cap is broken 😖 
it was good seeing you this weekend .. oh wait . 😒 
USERNAME likes to use lint rollers on me ... 😏 
the fact that 'don't think i can't love you' came on while i'm at the orthodontics . 😒 😔 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME totally should of been in this picture ! love you guys we're all hanging out next weeken d: ) &which on katie ? 
mom: me: (~_~) (-_-) (°_-) ( -_°) ( >_< ) ( o_o ) ( o_o ) 
lands' en d: director/vp digital marketing ( #madison , wisconsin) URL #marketing #landsendjobs #job #jobs 
operations internships - lands' en d: ( #madison , wisconsin) URL #businessmgmt #landsendjobs #job #jobs 
sr . email campaign specialist - lands' en d: ( #madison , wisconsin) URL #marketing #landsendjobs #job #jobs 
lands' en d: sr . quantitative analyst ( #madison , wisconsin) URL #marketing #landsendjobs #job #jobs 
this lady ask if my niece & nephew were my kids 😒 😒 
USERNAME : yeah , el monday at indoor , thursday at jovannas and yesterday >.< 
my mom is probably having a great time in houston while i'm stuck in school 😒 
USERNAME stop distracting me with your sexiness i'm in science class trying to focus 😐 
i have seriously got to get better study habits if i ever expect to make it through law school 😣 
too cold outside and my jackets smell like burnt popcorn ... 😒 
everything's k ! ! ! fuck you tlkin bout . 😏 
smh at the girl wearing shorts around campus right now .. 😒 
USERNAME doesn't matter , that's the boys job 😒 👌 tuhh , so very upset with you . 
thanks ! “USERNAME hat tip to #te dx ar for this year's #socialmedia integration . URL 
USERNAME you would miss the day we are checking our body fat percentage ... fml 😒 hahahahaha 
dx yf dx yhc dx xydfggfab dx xycfxabaxydy dx .... hey look its ap calc ! 
it feels awesome outside 🌾🍃💨☀🌀 not as cold as i thought tho 😏 
#job in #northcollegepark , m d: become a day 1 booking representative at day 1 productions inc . URL #jobs 
iused to like you ... then isaw this ... 😒 rt USERNAME shut up ! 😡 
lmao , the kid next to me in class just ate a skittle he found in his shoe . #yuck 
USERNAME why don't you shut the hell up #ew #yourannoying #answermytext 
forever sitting alone in all my classes . ☺ 😒 
that's what i get for looking into the past .. 😒 
this is gonna be one of those days that i spend all on twitter 😑 😑 smh 
USERNAME it's this fucking concussion dude , it's got me going crazy 😔 😒 lol forreal tho 
#sales #job in #northcollegepark , m d: account manager at employee plans services inc . URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
the fact that USERNAME makes fun of how i say gallino in stead of rooster >.< 
USERNAME lmao . dude don't judge me i had a bad night 😐 
#definedbenefits #job in #annapolis , m d: benefits manager - other at fti consulting URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
dis is why my head hurt 😖 😖 😖 @ hunter robinson URL 
wow , the things people wear out of their house . 😱 ✋🙊 #ew #pleasestop #nasty USERNAME 
easton corbin concert ! ! ! ! ! yayy i'm so excite d: ))))) 
literally sitting here getting more mad every spit (which is right in my ear) reeally just wanna hit this dude 👊👊 #yuck 
i got to spend the entire day with my girl USERNAME yesterday and now going though withdrawals 😣 
it just has to be lowell doesn't it ? 😒 the only concert i saw in lowell was a complete disaster ! 
i need to get up nd eat something .. 😫 😖 🍴 
yay ! the civil wars broke up ! #boring ass #don 't fuck anyone in your band . good riddance . 
#skilledtrade #job in #gaithersburg , marylan d: master lice ... at sears logistics services , inc . URL #searsjobs 
my throat is soo sore , i can barely talk 😣 
i feel like crap right now 😞 😖 💢👎 sore throat , my mind is jammed-packed with thoughts ... 
#skilledtrade #job in #grandforksafb , n d: hvac service technician at cybercoders URL #cybercoders #jobs 
massimiliano balderi , italian lighting designer wins merit awar d: florence opera house URL URL 
USERNAME this class is so boring today .. i hate politics 😣 
that lil boy stay talkin shit wit his ugly young ass . 😒 
#healthcare #job in #waldorf , m d: pct at fresenius medical care URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#nursing #job in #postfalls , i d: rn located in post falls at fresenius medical care URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
hcc is the only college that didn't have class today ? 😏 
no words can explain how excited i am for the utsa vs texas state game . bobcats won't know what hit them 😏 
#education #job in #hagerstown , m d: specialist training at first data URL #veteranjob #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#businessmgmt #job in #hagerstown , m d: wells fargo process owner manager at first data URL #veteranjob #jobs 
its so hard for me to say no ... 😐 
ohh do i have a story for USERNAME & USERNAME #juicy 😏 😮 😋 
USERNAME are you getting any more passes ? cause if not , when im over there you're going to have to sneak me in too d: lol 
#education #job in #lanham , m d: stem education research assistant intern at gears , inc URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i wish i could be sleeping right now ! 😖 
USERNAME ahh eww no fuck you dude she's like mental literally and so are her kids >.< 
manufacturing team advisor - other - for d: ( #lima , oh) URL #manufacturing #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
mechanical engineer co-op - advance solutions (s ... - diebold , incorporate d: ( #akron , oh) URL #engineering #job 
USERNAME we cannot ever forget our country founded on christian/judaic principles . trust in go d; walk in his ways , don't stand in terror ! 
manufacturing process engineer - other - for d: ( #lima , oh) URL #engineering #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
just liste d: beverly crest home for sale / 28270 - $407,500 - URL 
my mom can't handle the diys i pin . 😏 
finding out that josh hamilton is joining the phillies 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 
working out at midnight was a horrible idea 😑 #exhausted 
today is not my day << and this weather is not helping 😒 😞 
USERNAME oo ... awkward 😐 my tweet must've not gone through 
i'm organizing volunteers to go to disaster areas demo houses on si . email mike discenza if intereste d; discenzaUSERNAME #sandy #helpsi 
it is freezing cold here at the atc . 😖 
posted at the doctors ... 🏥💊 #injured #multicare _healthworks #pain #doctor #boring #sa @ allenmoore c building URL 
too early to bust out the argyle ? nah . 😏 
why does thorndale smell like shit everytime i come through it ? #gross 
USERNAME USERNAME haha no problem .. we are the best 😏 😏 
things i hope i never nee d: discrete pocket catheter . 
USERNAME i didn't mean to do it .. i was trying to get people to stop throwing up . i'm a helpful person . don't hate . and yes it does ! 😏 
work , class , volunteering , tutoring , doc appt , cpr class =my monday 😔 😒 
one day it's warm , one day it's freezing 😒 
my brain is weir d; now that i’m using a windows kb , i want to use the ctrl key for ⌘ instead of the one next to the spacebar a la mac kb 
ditching 2 classes today .. i just need my bed and headphones 😒 
no i haven't found prince charming . no he's not you . & no i don't still have the cd u made me that matched my eyes . #married #oldmen #gross 
pretending i’m not hearing what i think i’m hearing . 😐 🙉 #apartmentlife #wherearemyheadphones 
woke up with cramps 😖 , whatever . i'm still gonna do what i gotta do today . 
but its gotta be in the oven for 50 minutes 😑 
i begin to think my college is a little odd when i get emails like this #freakedout 😐 URL 
drive an aston martin , get a custom tailored suit , 007 contest from getaroun d: URL 
USERNAME good luck to you too ! i'm definitely gonna need need this break , before school makes me rip my hair out 😖 lol 
USERNAME boy i know i am 😏 that's what i di with your messages sometimes 
lmao rt USERNAME i never get good morning texts ... obviously no one wants my pussy 😏 
USERNAME im not only clumsy , im dumb too , ctfu >.< 
USERNAME i'm jus tryna show some luuv gurlfraan d; -**** 
nothing makes me angrier than when some one fucks up my coffee order . 😒 👎 #booyouwhore 
USERNAME aww how sweet , same goes for you 😒 
the fact that im not only clumsy , im dumb too , ctfu smh i'm done ! >.< 
USERNAME and ill have a headache all the time . 😑 
helen keller could've done a better job cutting my hair than this woman . 😒 
my math teacher just said this is like math , uhh .. no shit 😑 
the poster every parent should show their ki d: URL 
USERNAME no 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 
USERNAME haha whenever you wanna get whooped on the baseball field #imtherealshortstop 😏 
USERNAME you not keepin it real if you lien ! 🚫 😑 
my biology lab always turns a bad morning aroun d: non stop laughter , badass music , cool people , and interesting bacteria in wino columns 
was reminded about this book on the accountability of generals this weeken d: URL and petraeus one of the better ones ... 
i don't have one day in layaway for the next month and i'm pissed . 😒 😞 
i said find me a bad bitch . that bitch just look bad 😒 
USERNAME so thanx for texting me ! ! .. 😖 
USERNAME oh my god . that's so true ! ! how accurate ! 😑 
on anyone in my class did the ap bio lab 🔫 😒 
the 12 is my favorite day of the month 😏 just because 
i feel so bad for the cleaning ladies in dieseth . #shitshow #disgusting #vomit 
seriously no reason for my business to be getting spread around plymouth 😒 #doesntconcernyou #keepyamouthshut 
#sales #job in #silverspring , marylan d: assistant store ma ... at sears logistics services , inc . URL #searsjobs 
#sales #job in #bowie , m d: entry level account manager paid internship with r ... at infoscroll corporation URL 
nervous for this exam ... will the anxiety ever stop ! ? it's getting a little old . 😒 👎🎒📝 
#sales #job in #collegepark , m d: entry level account manager paid internship ... at infoscroll corporation URL 
the amount of homework i have today , most likely none will get done ! 😏 
jealous that sebastian and alan get to sleep in ... 😤 😑 😒 hahaha 
USERNAME i have two dents on my hood . 😣 i feel your pain . lol . 
no water on peabody campus ... looks like i'll have to wait until i have hopkins class later this afternoon to pee d: 
#retail #job in #weiser , i d: id customer service representative at family dollar URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME USERNAME yupp .. pretty much 😖 maybe she will remember us one day soon .... #wishfulthinking 
USERNAME i was up like 6-2 in the first 😑 
for veterans day , i foun d: the greatest speech ever given- 
too many hoes in high school >_< cnt wait to goto college where its expected USERNAME 
teeth are finally finishe d: ) and couldn't be more happy ! ! 
had to slide a quick one in lol 😏 @ trapping URL 
#generalscience #job in #boise , i d: build your own environmental internship with t ... at grand aspirations URL 
icon+ pte lt d: 1-year education internships in singapore ( #boston , ma) URL #internship #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
gym , homework , work . i need change in my life 😒 
#sales #job in #nampa , i d: sales representative - uniform at cintas URL #cintasjobs #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i hate that USERNAME doesn't have a phone ! 😒 😠 
te dx youthUSERNAME – new ! – thousand oaks , california , united states — sat nov 17 URL 
hearing cristi at my uncle jack is going to die soon makes me so sa d: ( 
because my bookbag is a freak and undid my bra in the middle of the hall >.< 
catching up on my jersey shore ! haven't watched it since USERNAME moved out ! ! 😣 
i have been waking up with a sore throat lately 😔 😖 
- unless it's for a good reason . ! ! d: 
USERNAME 😒 ef you see kay ! ! ! ! URL 
USERNAME would you go out with me ? 😏 #askliam 
when pple stare i give dey ass reason to look 😃 😏 💁 
USERNAME he can buy me some more ;) there's plenty at um . i think i'll pay you a visit one of these days 😏 
i tried curb your enthusiasm . too much overlap yelling #sobuggy #icantunderstand #isoun d8 0 
this girl has cats meowing as her ringtone << for real ? ? i need to go home 😒 😁👎👊 
but hey , at least we don't have school today . 😏 
i don't wanna go back to reality . 😒 just wanna stay home & sleep all day ! 
platinum stars now lets proceed grab my hand and take the lea d: -) 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 let me not before she gets more ideas into her head ! ! 
making me miserable doesn't make you a better person 😒 
i can't never see myself talking back to an ex or going back with them i guess that's why they call em ex cause you x out my life . 😒 😒 😒 
about to go cut on a cow eyeball .. 🔪👀🐮 #gross 
casually sitting in the hallway of my dorm because i forgot that i forgot my key and can't get in my room #strugglebus #help 🚌 😒 
every weeken d: an escapade of some sort arises . 
USERNAME USERNAME was just trying to wake people up #bored 
idk why my sis woke me up to go school this morning 😒 it's a holiday ! 
USERNAME uhh jealous ! ;) i was gonna come see you at the school too ..... 😒 😒 😒 💔 
have no motivation to go to class today . 😐 
i guess i am going back to bed 😔 😒 😞 
USERNAME lol ikr ? ? ! my mum has work today 😒 
#qa #job alert: qa engineer ii ( dx technology) | expedia | #bellevue , wa URL #automation #jobs 
this weather would be cool if i didn't have hair . 😒 
so it begins ... #snow #november #iowadays # 😒 @ waldorf college URL 
i smell like coffee still from USERNAME spilling coffee on my backpack . #ew 
what i miss about the hm d: parties , capris , el taco real , the beach , seeing old friends #home 
lakins class be killing me in the morning .. 👎 😒 
my dog stinks so fucking bad #ew time to take him home ! gots lots to get done today 
i guess no one is doing anything interesting today . my social media sources have not been entertaining me at all . #bored #shouldbestudying 
USERNAME 😒 i had to shut mine off , then try and fix the internet , then try again until if finally workedd . 
just liste d: providence pointe home for sale / 28277 - $307,500 - URL 
USERNAME yeah it is ! and na >.< hes not good and the only reason i didnt pay is cause my dad said hes haha 
when manda yells at me .... bitch i'm sick ! 😑 
errun d: marketing intern/associate ( #cambridge , ma) URL #marketing #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
my new tattoo is officially in the itchy/peeling stage 😐 must resist urge to scratch . 
i wish i coulda went to the beach today 😒 
when people use that has nothing to do with struggling 😒 
they cutting the grass and i can smell it in my room 😒 😠 😷 
birthday shoutout to my favorite baseball player USERNAME ! ! you're almost on my level now . 😏 
and experts .. lol rt USERNAME everyone on twitter thinks there a gm 😐 
#art #job in #laurel , m d: virtual graphic design intern at jumpstart:hr URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
wahh , i seriously have too much homework to do and way too much shit due this week . 😖 
i have one month to find and pay for a dress and shoes , and pay for the tickets to winter formal 😑 cause i'm made of money guys . 
found hair in my mac and cheese from wawa < #gross #ew #neveragain 
i was talking about being a lady and my lovely dad said .. thanks dad .... thanks a lot 😑 
awkward moment when your schools more like a porno then a school . #suckingface #nasty 
there's so many girls that stick by a guy who's so persistent with cheating . it makes me feel so embarrassed to be a chick ... 😒 figure it out 
USERNAME just told me to come oil her up ... #lezbihonest #imyoursister #ew 
waking up to rosco following the direct tv symbol . 😏 @ skylar's mansion URL 
#pharmaceutical #job in #gaithersburg , m d: on call ambulatory care pharmacist at kaiser permanente URL #kaiser 
found out this morning that my cat , patches , that i have had since before i was in 1st grade just passed away ... 😖 😿 
#pharmaceutical #job in #baltimore , m d: va-phar ... at kelly healthcare resources URL #kellyjobs #kellyservices 
k d8 bxp near second baptist church middletown oh 48.2°f URL #aprs 10.00b 
what a great way to start my morning . locked myself out of my house had to climb through a window to get my keys 😒 #itsmonday 
not all cuddle buddies have to be cuddy buddies . 😏 
the fact that i dont have school today & still doing homework >.< 
i lost 2 games in my dynasty wtf ... 😒 and it was to some shit teams ! ! uk and nd ? 
today's weather blows . i was hoping for a little sunshine today ☔🌀 😕 😑 
oh today is going to be a #boring day i can feel it 
3/3 in predictions this weeken d: saints win , lakers hire d'antoni , southern miss loses . although the last one was a gimmie . 
USERNAME what they don't know won't kill them 😏 haha #loveyou 
USERNAME um idk im waiting for my dads friend to get out of jail xd lmao . hes the only one i know is really good >.< 
i am soo tired of being freezing all the time ! ! ! ! 😖 
if you have a positive attitude , your day tends to go a little smoother 😏 👌 
this is one boring monday ! 😒 😔 but at least i'm making money 💸💰👍 #happymonday #moneymaking @ 🏢 the workplace . URL 
aw well i can help with anything you nee d: ) including your papers ! i love writing but not as much as i love u ! ;) #nohomo 
just watched an extremely biased , out of date (10 years old) video in my media diversity class about the israeli/palestinian conflict 😒 
it's decided . USERNAME and i are noble gasses . screw the rest of you 😏 👍 
when you have something to do , everyone wants to hang out but when your not busy nobody wants to do anything . 😑 
in iss blah its fucking boring in here ! ! >_< #fuckschool 
USERNAME i did but it was too late you had already passe d: ( 
im a strong girl but when it come up to being sick & hurt im a cry baby ! i like to get attention i just do >.< 
USERNAME lmao , that song is soo annoying ! >.< 
i wish i could marry into royalty 😒 orlando girls are too basic . 
USERNAME haha yeah not your girl , i like her ! :) it's the other one 😏 hahahahahaha 
USERNAME try having them go off on you for hours in the middle of the night at a hotel when you have an early game the next day 😒 
: we live in the era of the permanent girlfrien d; wives are going extinct .” 
this girl comes into geography every day with her headphones blaring the most i obnoxious ghetto music 😒 
USERNAME missing my girl & tryna find a wave lol >.< 
picky ass lady ! 😒 now i know where i get it from 
my this poor old lady always ask me if im sick cause i never show up to her class >.< lol 
#pharmaceutical #job in #suitland , m d: pharmacy supervisor , marlow heights ... at kaiser permanente URL #kaiser 
USERNAME 😒 really ! ? that's how she ended her speech ? i hate her . i hate it ! 
it's decided . USERNAME and i are noble gasses . screw the rest of you needy elements . 😏 👍 
#it #job in #chevychase , m d: sr net developer at geico URL #geicojobs #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
starting to realize how awkward this weekend is gonna be . 😐 
i hate watching jerry springer because none of these girls know how to fight . if you gonna swing then swing . don't hit with palms open . 😒 
#braselton , ga #skilledtrade #job : immediate nee d: temp to ... at kelly services URL #kellyjobs #kellyservices 
USERNAME i think i have like ten bucks lmfao d: 
USERNAME hahah yeah that was only a dog .. imagine a human 😖 🙅 nasty 
the financial system is screwe d; filled with crooks and greed . thanks for protecting our future america 
fw d: get your little ass i wanna grab to class 
USERNAME USERNAME if you do , stop by the chateau we can all meet there . 😏 
#facilitiesmgmt #job in #gwinner , n d: maintenance process d ... at kelly services URL #kellyjobs #kellyservices 
#education #job in #bethesda , m d: laboratory ed ... at kelly scientific resources URL #kellyjobs #kellyservices 
anyone who doesn't have school , i expect you waiting for me on my bed 😏 
can't wait to go back home and crawl in my be d: 👍 #lazygirlproblems 
USERNAME hahaha you may be suprised to hear i'm in a sweater as jeans right now cold as fuck 😒 
want to go eat but no ones awake yet 😕 😐 😑 
#accounting #job in #rockville , m d: senior director , membership administra ... at kaiser permanente URL #kaiser 
forgot to charge my phone in lunch , omg 😑 
#insurance #job in #baltimore , m d: medical insurance claims ... at kelly services URL #kellyjobs #kellyservices 
promise i almost walked outta class cause ol girl kept farting ! ! ! no joke i know women do it ima realist but i haate dat shit 😣 
everyone's sitting here with their macbooks and shit ... and i'm just here like 😒 
imma call erica and tell her she's the best tia in the world so she can pick me and my bro up >.< 
this man with this loud ass weed wacker outside my window on my day off tho 😒 
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smh missin my show bc he wanna finish this damn game >_< 
rant over . proceed with your lives , peasants . 😒 
oh my god . i know why i haven't listened to it in forever; miss a's voices sound… not normal . dx 
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USERNAME _ not even in like the nicest guy ever d: 
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USERNAME hahaha creepin on me in the alley i see . 😏 
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found a blog where someone posted a bunch of up d8 dirkjake so there's my queue 
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i don't have madden or any of my controllers >.< 
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me: dad , i think my fish is a stoner . da d: no you can't burn it under the water . 
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i just got all comfortable in bed and now im starving 😒 
listening to them slow jamss #ew get me outta heree 
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convinced my boyfriend choked and died on his cinnamon bun 😔 😒 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME are y'all talking about the new jv coach ? ! haha he actually kinda is 😏 😏 
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turns twitter live switch on to the position proceed 😏 
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i remember when someone pushed me infront of my english class and i did a back flip while falling and everyone was crying i wanted to die 😑 😩 
USERNAME well let me tell you my friend .. you failed dx .. haha 😁👎 
USERNAME 👍 😏 you neva let me down ! fucks with it . 
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USERNAME i have shape commitments , i assumed you meant during class . sorry d: 
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USERNAME yeah i know , where have you been crazy ? 😒 
USERNAME oh mwuahahahahaha .... shouldnt have left me princess >.< 
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USERNAME bitch what's happening on raw my ratchet family didn't pay the cable >_< 
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USERNAME stop it , you know that's not true ... 😒 
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i hate to hear females say the n word 😣 
so you can post shit on facebook but can't take the time to txt the girl yeahh seems legit .... 😒 
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8:19. keep your nasty comments of my 1s to yourself , thanks . 😐 
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lol , i'm dying of laughter , i cant with lifev nm z dx 
USERNAME at least you don't have to walk as far as i do 😒 
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USERNAME ill paint my face ! and i ran out with em last week 😏 
dear producers of homelan d: nobody in washington , dc actually drinks tap water here . if you had tried , you would know . 
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back to work for another hour and a half . 😁 😑 🔫 
yu mite not miss me but yu miss this head tho .. haha ya friend told me 😏 
readin your tweets piss me off .. obviously not best friends . 😑 
USERNAME wait hold up what time ? lol im confused 😑 
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gotta go all the way to waterbury for these try outs 😒 . 
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can someone enlighten me to wtf a 'jilla' is 😒 
as much as i don't want to , i should probably start opening up about my past .. 😒 
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it's forever cold in this house ! every when the heater is on ! 😒 
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wish you didn't lead like 4 different girls on 😒 
ugh my dad used my ankle guards saturday and they are still sweaty . what the fuck 😑 
USERNAME + USERNAME checking out the czech food #p dx foodcarts #travel URL 
nothin like being on the elliptical while being able to smell the brownies my step mom is making upstairs 😑 
but you're gonna get asked by you know who 😏 
it's only 8 :3 0. & my whole family went to bed 😑 . #lonely 
USERNAME lmfao then what's the point of telling ? d; ) 
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this lady better not be talking in her sleep again tonight 😒 
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USERNAME we're cousins , i'm allowed to make you look ba d; ) 
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i came home and all the power was out . 😐 
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trying so hard to not comment something mean 😐 ....... 😖 
i know i don't see snowflakes in mount pleasant right now ..... ❄⛄ 😒 ✌ 😡 
coming to think about it ..... it's true 😖 😑 
really wish i was at the yellowcard concert now 😒 i already had to miss them at warped . :( 
tomorrow i have a field trip to the boys campus all day to help with the activity day . oh yay . i love 7th & 8th graders 😒 
except for that doctors appointment i was just at 😒 
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monet said she likes me to get a tattoo 😏 
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machut said it would be hilarious if i tried out for basketball ... what does that imply ? 😑 👎👊 
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so y'all think he can fight b/c he fought someone who can't fight 😒 😒 
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finished all my h . w at 7 soo muchh homework d: 
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at the round robin bar listening to people talk like they helped get obama electe d; such wannabes ! USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
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nobody ? fine , in not throwing a bash than 😐 🎉 
it feels like everyone and their mother is punching me in the stomach 😣 
only damn , the guy helping me at the apple store is hawt 😏 😏 😏 
i really need to start working out again #ifeelfataf #yuck 
my da d: hey erica , what is the greater sign with the 3 on facebook ? #hahaha #itsaheartdad 
watching the boy u like ask out ur bestfrien d; ( dad (matt) i need uu ! ! ! 
i hate not knowing where i stand with someone 😒 
not feeling my best 😥 😓 😔 😣 😪 😲 
a year ago this time i was a bitch to all the snitches at notre dame #sorryboutit #noimnot 😏 
what a day , i'm anxious to see what tomorrow will bring 😑 
girls are naturally attracted to assholes because as children we were told "if he's mean to you it means he likes you 😒 
right about now i'm thinking i should have went through with knew surgery in high school . 😖 😩 #ouchh 
so my bea eph says i don't tweet enough 😒 USERNAME 
chiefs have the lea d; you'd think they just won the super bowl . #mnf #missouri 
major swagg and a beast on the field ! 😁😁 😒 🏈 
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its my mama fault , if she wouldve just went her lazy ass to work today these errors wouldnt happen >.< 
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just sneezed and hit my head on my knee . 😣 #pathetic 
! ! ! ! rt USERNAME i cannot wait until the thanksgiving break ! 🍗🍖🍴🍗🍖 😋 😋 😏 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME omg yess thank you kael i will worship that time🙏 😏 
USERNAME not you .... you're allowed to be as cocky as you want 😏 
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why the night before my interviews is my throat all scratchy 😒 
USERNAME kevin asked if you always spoke like that , i said how , he sai d: como si no supiera hablar español . pobrecita no se le entiende 
i mite not even qo out no more 😏 😏 
delicious ice cream on a beautiful night makes me almost want to move back to p dx ! (@ ruby jewel scoops) URL 
my dad conveniently lives in virginia therefor i could conveniently go to bass lights and conveniently have a place to stay 😏 
end of the second perio d: usf ice bulls 3 - 1 ut spartans . shots: usf 35 - 21 ut 
dez duron can seriously get it any day ! 😏 
i mean i kinda wish i knew where i was 😒 
USERNAME would you please stop reading my mind and tweeting my thoughts ? #meh #greatmindsthinkalike 😒 
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USERNAME i always have to get plus and its always expensive as fuck over here d: 
so fair , so col d; like a morning of pale spring still clinging to winter's chill . 
USERNAME itweeted you , but you never tweeted back . d; &yess it's pink .(((( : 
reflecting on #tscp dx and can keeping on thinking about USERNAME presentation . appreciate taking the time to speak ! 
USERNAME way to be lazy and not write a story this week 😏 😏 
all these schools going to gordon cooper tomorrow and we're going wednesday . 😒 
waiting for this hoe >.< she be takin forever ! 
so tired but the voice is on for another hour then teen mom is on 😒 
i think i'm killing this spanish essay , so far it sounds legit ! 😏 
i hate when my remote control plays hide &' go seek with me ._. >.< 
burned my tongue on boiling hot tea at 8:00 this morning and it still effing hurts so bad . #agh 😖 🔥👅 
USERNAME i just buy them from you no big deal 😏 
USERNAME you feel it too ? even my kids are worried about something 😣 
i'm now 20 years ol d: teen pregnancy averted . mission accomplished . 
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damnn , watching sinister twice is making me scared of the boogie man . lmao i cant sleep >_< 
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USERNAME oh i'm not judging ! mine too 😏 or maybe 2012 by chris brown ! ! 
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USERNAME how you gonna see it when your in intermediate and dont get out till 4 ? 😏 😂 
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errbody be prepared for some cute as snapchats from me cause i'm bored 😏 
USERNAME that game had way too many open niagara shots and missed free throws >_< lol 
USERNAME would be the one to say that 😒 😔 
i realized that i have a hard time opening up to people 😔 😐 
#oomf thinks i'm prolly bullshittin bout bankrupt too see all that .. #imnot >.< 
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my dad likes to pretend our dog is a human .. he has him do beaver cheers and give my mom massages 😒 #comeondad 
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i liked the way me and #oomf were talking the other day . # 😏 
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USERNAME are you serious ? 😐 i drive through there every day . 
USERNAME i know i heard it was crayy crayy forreal 😏 
that awkward moment when you're roommate blows his nose and it sounds like canned cheese ! #eww USERNAME 
fuck i go a project due tomorrow i just remembered 😲 😐 
do you wanna know what i hate ? the way i smell after working at the pizza shop . 😣 
you can tell he loves me fw d: no . i hate you . get out of my life . 
USERNAME just kidding ... my throat hurts now . 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
when you regret accepting someone's friend request on facebook 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME omg ojhgsdajkl;ghsdjk;ghsjkl;dgh;sgts d; when is this from ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ! 
i look like i have bad grammar skills i just can't get in what i need to say in 145 characters ! 😒 
almost done unpacking so tired ! ! ! ! the rest can wait till tomorrow ! 😣 😴😩 
i hate taking a shower without music , it's just awkward 😐 
so sleepy wish i could just go to be d: o 
USERNAME i love ya ellen , but please let me do my hmw d: i can't stop watching your show , & i have to do my math homework ! ! lol 
i love my bestfrann . she's about to be 18 ! 😒 
being on #sharkweek makes me feel so unnecessarily tired .... i hate it 😒 
USERNAME they're just always so painful and heinous and miserable and heinous 😖 😫🙈 
i wishh i wass with you , right now . 👍🙏👌 😏 😃 
USERNAME okay goo d: ) ill let you know the details soon :) ) 
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USERNAME i hope if i ever get a girl pregnant , it comes out black . because then i'd have a valid excuse to be single and without a baby . 😏 
da d: let me guess . you joined a cult 
going to the doctor <<< that's always my last resort 😒 
haven't talked to USERNAME since summer .. #imissyou #comebackintomylife #please ! 😔 😖 
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i hate when my dad always tells me to do the dishes & leaves my little brothers like saints . 😒 
too many people on my tl in their feelings 😖 😒 
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i so needa disappear and just let you be ... 😐 😕 
i see him tweeting and on ig , but he can't text me back , plus it said my message was read . wtf 😒 
can't remember the last time i remembered to eat .... ehh ... eat again just to make sure i don't starve ! ? ? #fatgirlprobs 😂 😂 😂 #aftereffects 😏 
i gots no booty . . but my mama got all the ahh . 😒 😒 
where there's clouds don't mean there's rain , where there's tears don't mean there's pain , don't flatter yourself . i'm over you 😏 ✌ 
i look past the negative a focus on the positives even tho there are more negatives than positives in my life right now 😐 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME ew ew ew ew ew ! ! 😖 
lmao i wonder what some people really think of me .. yikes 😐 
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USERNAME you should of told me to cut my amish-esque hair off ! #eww 
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USERNAME haha . like i said , work in progress . my life coach has been absent recently 😐 
the best man was definitely something i should not have watched smh 😑 " 
think you've got the best of me . think you've had the last laugh . 😏 
i hate when USERNAME is busy at work because i don't have anyone to talk to so i lay in bed , sleep and watch movies alone . 😐 
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the house was just cleaned and my room is already a disaster 😒 
rt: USERNAME literally get so frustrated when someone doesn't text me back 😒 #likewhatareyoudoing 
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couldn't do this no shave november thing . my legs were getting a lil too hairy haha . #nasty 
at big saver with my dad looking like a chunt 😒 lol 
i just don't understand this whole situation .. 😒 😒 
#in6thgrade we would play that weird game during recess with the 4 squares on the ground and a ball but i wasn't cool enough to play 😒 
don't wanna be with chu no moh , but boii i be loving u hellaa d; ^.^ 
lol i think i could pull off dreads 😏 😏 😏 not . 
eating some beef & broccoli widd white rice 😏 👌 #toobomb ! 
gabby left me by myself watching saw & im terrifie d: ( USERNAME 
when my dad starts talking bout his ex girlfriends .. 😐 
omg i can not handle this wishy washy crap 😡 😒 😤 😣 #annoyed 
i have heart burn like a mother scooter 😖 👎 
USERNAME hahaha i hated ivs ... mrs krones being up your ass <<<<<< 😒 😷 
is today weird people day or something ? 😖 USERNAME 
i guess i have to settle for a hug right now 😒 😔 😞 
$300 for deposit && $330 for rent ? ? ? hmm ? ? ? 😏 
da d: if they would have swallowed there wouldn't be a show 
no one is in the mood for lauren tonight 😒 😔 
USERNAME you keep tweeting this' who tf is boring pirrk >.< stopp talkin to her lolol 
USERNAME shut up ! i'm not a bitch ! 😒 
if i said that justin bieber followed me back , how many of you girls would hate me and be jelly ? ? ? 😏 ✌ #causeitisgonnahappen 
USERNAME i know . but it was the perfect dumbest thing to catch your attention 😏 lmfaoo 
the way my hair looked this morning is a never again thing , its was so nice then bam ! i went outside its all puffy & frizzy 😐 
ugh ... now i really don't give a shit about thanksgiving cause my mom ain't coming ! 😒 
the squirrel in dora can roller skate better than me 😏 😕 
USERNAME has to be a 6 paragraph essay . >_< 
USERNAME same shit different smell and no >.< dm me 
getting off work & having to wait on my mom <<< #hoii 😒 
i just bought a new mascara , when ones coming in my glambag 😩 😒 
leaving my hoodie<<<<< what was i thinking ! ! ! 😣 
USERNAME okay ? awkward .... ? 😐 ...... 😬 hahah 
holidays under the sea . #sunset #christmas #dca #notlive @ the little mermai d: ariel's undersea adventure URL 
i spend 70% of my life cleaning hair out of my drain #gross #thickhairprobs 
feel like an idiot when i forget to press send on a message and i'm just sitting there waiting for a reply 😒 
i always be burning my tongue on something hot >.< 
just got nailed in the face by a leaf . ow ! >.< 
omg , i have a test tomorrow ! ! >.< 
USERNAME so worth it . next purchase list already configure d: 
fuck this ! if i don't feel better by tmrw i'm taking my ass to the hospital ! i've suffered enough 😞 😣 
my refrigerator looks just like how it did when i was a kid . nothing but tortillas , champagne , tequila , water and bbq sauce 😣 😞 
i cant stop giggling; weed is the best medicine for pms 😂 😒 😂 
slow down . know u can't catch me i move too fast on the gas don't chase me 😏 #turnupturnupturnup it's the off season baby 
one thing about waiting in line is a gotta pee 😣 
USERNAME i am reading british literature thank you very much ! #gulliverstravels #eyegoopnowbecause itismakingmesleepy #gross #loveyou (; 
how tha hell can you tell some one and yall have only been going out for a week t'f >_< 
still doing philosophy 😑 i actually do like frankl though 
USERNAME i mean you could watch the show instead 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME why is my cuzin in this 😑 😑 😑 
i mean i pre ordered black ops 2, but there is no way i'm going to the release tonight . its already worse than halo and it's only 6 😒 
a lil bit of 🚬💊a lil ❄ and 🍹will make me not think so imma take her word and i'm out of here 😏 😔 😔 
#selma 's not replying to me , she's probably getting a speech from her parents .. 😔 😞 😖 
i hate 85% of dogs that weigh under 80 pounds #ratdog #eww #worstpersonality 
i swear i'm going to feel like shit if i don't play soccer this season >.< 
i hate how USERNAME makes fun of me cause i like to sleep 😒 #jerk 
USERNAME haha ! a lot of guys think i'm tall . i don't get it >_< 
USERNAME omgg every time i have a good tweet i can't tweet it 😒 😒 😒 
i'm in the library , and all i can hear is this kids music . you want me to kill you ? okayy 👳🔫 😏 
fun weeken d: now over . :( (@ ronald reagan washington national airport (dca) w/ 73 others) URL 
i'm happy with myself , don't need anyone's opinion on me or my body . nobody can bring me down #satisfied #jealousyisabitch 😏 
niggas be stuntin ! 😒 😒 stop that ! ✋🙅 
i guess we know who the favorite daughter is .. 😏 🙋 #iwin USERNAME USERNAME 
tomorrow morning ! ! i miss you too ! (: rt USERNAME when is my mom USERNAME coming back ! i miss her 😖 😩😫😤 
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i was lowkey in h d; now im 3d come face me 
USERNAME goo d: ) & girl i know i'll miss you soccer won't be the same without you and emma :( (( 
i want black ops ! ! ! d d: im gonna cry ! 
please don't talk to me as i'm trying to work out 😑 
the okc thunder season to date in a wor d: sloppy . 
i just brought it up to him he called me >_< , while fuck him 
damn we didn't get any drama USERNAME we trie d: / 
hmm , what color should i dye my hair next ? ? #bored #fading 
USERNAME does it look like i give a shit #honeybadgers don't care ! ! ! ! ! 😏 
when irreverent ass people talk it be like ... 😒 😑 ✋ like bitch tf you talking for ? 👊💢👊💢 
USERNAME USERNAME i made a 70 ... because of the suit . 😑 😔 
alright ... the lights can turn on now ... kinda scared here 😣 
i had to fcked up once again ! ! -_- why ! ! >_< 
i'm lucky that my parents didn't know about parent teacher conferences . 😏 
i know it's monday but uhh ... cranberry/pomegranate/grapefruit/skyy cocktail is heaven 😏 
my phone runs faster than my laptop .. smh . 😏 
USERNAME haha might of been if i would have saved it 😏 
people who just be talking like they know it all <<<<< 😒 
USERNAME a yes i do for that ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME can you sign me and USERNAME up for that ! ? 😏 
hey , hey . you , you . i don't like your girlfriend . no way , no way . i think you need a new one . 😏 
USERNAME is an asshole for favoriting that tweet .. 😒 lol 
tell me why neyo is on the country station ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? 😠 😑 ✋ pause ! 🚶🚶🚶🚶 *walks off stage* 
reflecting on #tscp dx and keep thinking about USERNAME presentation . appreciate you taking the time to speak ! 
i hate eating when i'm starving ! i eat too fast and then i feel stuffed ! 😣 
baby you bi ? no im tri , ill try anything 😏 
my problem is .. i don't whoop my son for everything now 😒 but school ,&& disrespecting me aww yeah then it's on💥💥💢👊 
i'm watching the grossest movie ever thanks to USERNAME 😯 #iloveit 😏 😵 
he asked her where you been , she said stop tripping nigga , it was one night only 😏 
i saw that ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😑 
USERNAME snuggie and ..... a thong ? on second thoughts lose the thong ha ha #gross 
damn you random fire drill going off in the cold cold night forcing us to go outside into the cold d:< 
having to wear make up bc your face is broken out<< #boo #hateit 
a little bit of lime green sharpie tat action #littleturd 😮 😏 @ couri castle URL 
like truly what are you whining for if i have no time , i have no time . 😒 
USERNAME props on remembering the name of that nasty smelling thing 😖 #wantedtovomit 
i love when guys subtweet about the girl they like so your then your able to know exactly how they feel 😏 
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USERNAME i voted for hills to be on the cover too 😒 
. USERNAME crap ! ! yer in p dx ? ? ? why didn’t you tell me ! how long are you here ? 
i don't wanna go to bed because in like five minutes it's gonna be time to wake up . 😖 
s/o to my new follower USERNAME for finally following me and being awesome at football 👍 😏 #followhim 
me: eww i don't like how i came out in that pic , don't post it . USERNAME : it's ok u don't have a facebook so u don't have to see it . me: 😑 
i have so many nice clothes and heels that i never wear because i rarely go out anywhere that nice 😒 😔 
oh well , i'll just do it in flex d: 
my eye is like twitching while i watch this movie 😖 haha 
at least she's enjoying my long lost movies tonight ! ha ! 😏 
i mean of course i will go to a rape crisis meeting while i have a 5-7 page paper to write ... why not . 😑 
USERNAME you're really the only person that thinks the stuff i think is funny . 😒 some people just don't get it . 
why is procrastinating so fun and easy to do ? ! ? ? ? 💸🐽🎏🚼 😼 👽👅👯 
picking up j_rogers & its__rachel at the airport . i hate being here @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
my chest hurts so bad , if it keeps on in going to the hospital ! 😖 
#3thingsi 'mexcitedfor seeing my boyfrien d; my birthday; seeing breaking dawn part 2 thursday . (: 
call pp d: mike tomlin will be committing multiple homicide tonight . #mnf 
oh just beiber broke up with selena . let me introduce myself my name is meshach and i love you 😏 😏 
just registered for the new call of duty 151 😒 
it's weir d; i'm missing the first snow of the season in michigan , but the concept of snow seems so foreign to me right now ... 
USERNAME USERNAME ctfuu that's drawin yoo >.< it's really no point of going 
USERNAME thanks for the follow :) looking forward to working with you ladies at the te dx event ! 
so i go home to pick up the rest of my clothes & not even a week & all my shit is already put away in boxes >.< 
((2p ! englan d: steal all the america's . /fistpump)) 
i bet people think i'm a lesbian with most of my lyrical tweets ... 😒 
if you don't not know what 'goulash' is consider yourself lucky . #yuck 
USERNAME i gotta go to my brothers to play it cause i didn't get the chance to pre order it cause i don't have the money 😒 
*back in the day* me :d ont let go ! frien d: i have to ! me:no ! i can save you ! frien d: dont forget about me ! me:noo ! ! *friend goes down slide* 
a country song just came on my pandora station . the fuck ! ? 😑 
i still need to get my nails filled #homecomingnailss #gross 
why does everyone think my caugh is a sneeze 😖 
my frien d: - damn take a compliment don't tell us your life story < 
USERNAME USERNAME hahahahha taking life advice from neda might not be the best idea .... 😏 
my bologna has a first name ... #whyisthisstuckinmyhead #idontlikebologna 😒 
get black ops 2 for me so i know it's real 😏 
why can't pandora just play the misfits on the misfits radio ? 😒 
USERNAME i'll give you one next time i see you👌if i remember >.< 
USERNAME fuck you and your happiness ! ! ! ! ! ngkfjdzg dx lkfzhlodshf;noidsf i am going to cry . fdsokjgnvb;dzfr 
i need to raise my grades up . havnt looked at my report-card d: . >.< -its watever thoo . tried .. 
when someone's talking and i don't know what they are saying .... 😑 😒 URL 
so fest friday , kb saturday & goldenzoden next week 😏 #thankgodforsenioryear 🙏🙏🙏 
love how my mom already left without saying goodnight #loveyoutoomommy 😑 
i can't deal with people who get mad easily 😒 
so people sure do like that i sleep naked .. 😏 
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do you believe your own lies or something ? it has to be pretty hard keeping that much bullshit straight . 😒 😒 
..... time to text me backk . 😒 😒 😒 
30% of hannah's snapchats to me are sent while she's in the shower 😑 
i gotcha . 😏 rt USERNAME chill out on em jr lol rt USERNAME the steelers ain’t shit . 
it's so cold & i don't have a jacket d: 
just completed a late night workout . all legs . if i am walking like a newborn deer tomorrow , you now know why . 😖 
s/o to my friend USERNAME she's a really nice and fun person to hang aroun d: ) go follow her 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME were lonely over here now that none of you guys are here ! 😣 
excited for my kent visit tomorroww ! making progress 😏 
we've got crabs 😏 #crabbing #ocean #fishing #bodegabay #cool #awesome djmidnight01 @ dillon beach URL 
today i bought fresh doughnuts and ate none of them ... in other disappointing news my hamster has been asleep all day ! #lazyhamster #boring 
okay i admit i am #emotionallydamaged and #afraidofcommitment 😔 😖 💔 
USERNAME i need to know realistic things jray wants for christmas 😒 and we should probably get each other something this year . 
i just dropped my phone on my face ! 😣 
why is my computers' sound not working tho ? 😒 
excuse me while i go cuddle in bed and cry now 😭 😖 👎 💔 
“USERNAME lets get in a relationship on facebook , tweet @ each other and post ig pics of each other .. that'll make it real .. 😔 😖 
if i don't get that number tomorrow .... shots gonna hit the fan 😑 👊 
USERNAME ha i'm not gonna make it i don't have grades >.< 
don't hold back you know i like it rough 😏 
a guy peed on bubblegum alley . that is not okay . #gross 
hahahah ! ! ! i'm doin it to myself too 😒 
USERNAME nu uh my brother wants to pick it up tomorrow 😑 
i'm pissed jasmine left her bag of weed on my bed and my dad smelled it so now he wants to drug test me ... 😒 
if i don't get that number tomorrow though .... shits gonna hit the fan 😑 👊 
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mama brazys returning the favor next time we come home tho USERNAME 😏 
when someone adds you on facebook and your only mutual friend is justin biebers dj .... 😏 
USERNAME stop lora . that was your favorite store like 2 years ago 💁 if i picked out something super cute with no logo , i bet you'd like ! 😏 
my procrastination skills aren't improving at all ... this is stupid . i'm dropping out 😒 screw writing intensive classes 
its freezing when i get out the shower >.< ! 
USERNAME boo , yeah we just need to go super early 😒 laame 
there's this half black kid at my school . i call him dirty mexican because #rude . 
USERNAME hey bitch ! that cookie was reallyy good and even better after you tackled me for it lol . #rude 
liking somebody but knowing that they don't like you . #sucky 😐 
mama brazys returning the favor next time we come home tho ! 😏 USERNAME 
ufhgh why does he have to sell me the nasty kind d: 
USERNAME USERNAME rep . party sosostupi d: -)they got f'd because of romns kept wife wanted w . h . to bad . why did they run . stole electoral mony 
can't believe USERNAME follows my little brother ... 😒 USERNAME 
the radio has literally has thousands of songs to play can someone please explain to me why i keep hearing the same 4 songs over and over 😒 
clearly the henderson's are cold blooded . 😒 #notevencold @ la vernia , tx URL 
USERNAME if only we could go back 😒 😫 😢 
my boyfriend can go to the midnight release of black ops 2 but he cant bring me food for break . USERNAME 😒 
#imweakfor getting hugs then getting picked up and twirled aroun d: ) 
me and del got in trouble on the first day of bball practice 😒 
i need more indian friends . i want to celebrate diwali ! d: 
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on bully-ecis d: will continue to work with the teachers , parents and students to implement a plan to resolve the concerns of safety . live USERNAME 
USERNAME how ? ! d: aw man im sorry dude /: 
when USERNAME wakes me up from my slumber sleep .. 😒 😑 😴 
waiting for my babe USERNAME to get outta dance so she can come over .. #bored 
does everyone have this feeling .. :( the wondering if you've made the right decision or not .. 😣 
fresh out the shower . 😏 🚿 time to listen to some drake . 🎧🎵🎶 
USERNAME who bright me some is the question . and you already know . 😏 
you're not man but the closest thing i have . you're my boo thang . 😏 
really wish you guys would pull your heads out of your asses so i wasn't freaking out 😒 
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taking an ice cold shower because my house is like 200 degrees . yay 😒 
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that one teacher who hates you for no reason . >.< 
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my parents be gross and perverted just to weird me out and make me mad . #gross #oldpeoplecantdothat #stop 
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ladies the only reason why the mens bathroom at club isn't packed is because none of these dirty motherfuckers wash their hands > :( #eww ! 
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you ever been driving so high and focused on the music that u miss your exit . ? . that was me right now .. ha ha 😂 .. 😒 
um excuse me bitch , do not take our fam 😠 😒 
i swear the song hot n' cold by katy perry is written about you . 😒 
meagan good is good at playing the same roles .. which goes back to my point .. heauxs alway get chose 😒 
finally finished my nails . the designs were so hard . d: and they're still not good enough for my taste . 
i just did some acrobatic shit to get off of my couch 😏 
f this explorer and its gas . make me go broke doe 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME it's because we're so hott it makes our rooms feel like its on fire ! 😏 
kick push kick push kick push kick push coast and away we go just some rebels looking for a place to go ! #bored URL 
winterpock smells like a skunk .. haha #whatasurprise #sike 😒 🙅 
still don't understand how someone can determine whether you have . not everyone is wired the same .. 😖 
really wish karmin would stop pulling my hair ! 😖 😁 
USERNAME so you wouldn't mind walking down the block with me holding hands while i'm wearing a burger king uniform ? 😏 
i'm not texting her back til she says she's home 😐 😒 😐 
USERNAME being a parent now makes me think about how heart breaking that phone call could be 😣 
almost the entire city of worcester has no running water right now . i refuse to work tomorrow without being able to brush my teeth . #gross . 
i was gonna wear my hair down tomorrow but its suppose to rain 😒 
USERNAME you see this ? horrible ! URL picture d: grotesque spanish bull-burning festival #mailonline 
USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 i try i try 
USERNAME hahahahahaha omg i clearly remember that ew i watched the whole thing #nasty 
medical office class suck right now , it's so boring ! ! ! 😒 
#in6thgrade i was a scrub ... wait i'm still one 😂 😒 
so who's taking me to the zoo lights ? no one ? okay that's what i thought 😒 lol 
well i just managed to piss off about ten people #atthesamedamntime 😒 go me ! 
😐 🔫 i have been nonstop since 4 am seattle time . now on the trai @ king street station - seattle amtrak (sea) URL 
#in6thgrade oh no . we are not going there on the twitter . 😣 
i'll just write my paper ... by myself .... eff all you guys 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME so is it okay if i get friendly with her 😏 
he be puttin my socks on his hands >.< ctfu 
USERNAME matt , attempting to round up some $$ for soul kitchen with my prints . so far , so goo d: URL 
#in6thgrade i didn't have a phone & #in7thgrade when i had a phone i wasn't aloud to text boys 😒 😂 
i study . i take the test . i pass the test . then i forget what i learned . 😐 😐 
playing a fuckin joke on someone and them taking it serious ! >.< fuckin hate it ! its a damn joke ! stop takin it to the heart ! 
no wonder he won again ! #rajnikant #obama #bored #pray #god #bestagram #smart #obamaway @ sol heumann hall URL 
USERNAME USERNAME well let you in on the know on wednesday ! ☺ 😏 
USERNAME see why u trying to joke u can spell >_< USERNAME 
USERNAME >_< im gonna be lonely in my bed now 
USERNAME haha yes ✋ i know cause once i hear the ringtone , i know whether to hurry & reply or just ignore it 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME time to put up flyers wish i had more than 20 to offer for a reward . #foundthisinmydrafts #rude lol 
? ? rt USERNAME always tryna blow my high 😒 
USERNAME that is factual . 😹 😹 😹 😼 😼 
ii get in the shower ready for bed get out ian sleepy no more 😑 
#mynightmare would be not ever meeting or see justin's concert and then he doesn't do concerts anymore . 😣 😢 💔 
USERNAME you gotta be off your phone (x that's why d: & i bet you let the fire all high & shit 
i feel as if i'm going to accomplish nothing this week . thanks 3 day weekend 😒 
#in5thgrade i got in my first fight ... i whooped his ass 😏 👏 😂 
#nosebleeds #blazers #ripcity #portland #nba #p dx #rosegarden #basketball @ rose garden arena URL 
i just realized i never face timed on my phone 😁 😲 😧 😐 
USERNAME oh haha cuz i keep hearing about it ! eh , seems pretty gross >.< 
😩 😣 fuck me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😔 
USERNAME i give up /: .. he wins , i cant even kill a bug #pussystatus d: 
yoo she naver cries he musta did some bullshit >_< 
people and their annoying shout outs on insta 😒 😒 😒 😒 get outta here 
my brother called me to tell me he was smoking some fire haze like some medical shit .... boy bye 😒 ✌ 
da d: what are you painting ? shannon: trees . man that is using some artistic talent . i wish i could paint trees 
its rude as shit to ignore my tweet and keep on tweetin .. 😒 
these munchies fucking me over i keep wasting money on food 😒 
i've had a phone since like 5th grade . i think . 😏 
#in6thgrade i was inlove with my boyfriend USERNAME then was devastated when we broke up 😏 😂 
hopefully i'm not all sick or crippled and we can hangout this weeken d: ) 
probably should start on the pile of homework i have . 😣 
nobody ever believe me when i say i just be chillin 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 that sucks 😭 😡 
#in6thgrade i had to be in bed by 8 😑 
when you boyfriend eats nuts and kisses you even though your allergic 😒 
i hate when pandora doesn't wanna play the whole dang song without stopping every 6 seconds . 😒 🔫 
#in6thgrade me & USERNAME wore our pastrys to meadow brook lmfao >.< 
5. it's not you it's me 😒 🙅👎 😲 🔫 
can't find a good show to watch & don't want to do homework 😣 #collegeproblems 
actually victoria has a point ... #inthesdsadays oh no . i am not going there with the twitter . 😣 
USERNAME oh' haha i didn't know what that meant 😒 
that third awkward moment when your female friend farts and everyone turns their heads in silence . 😳 😤😷 USERNAME #gross 
USERNAME USERNAME lol 😒 girl bye but the twerk is about to get released this weekend bc the stress is real this week lmao 
how people trynna pick a fight on facebook . pssh ! 😒 
#in6thgrade i got referrals daily . no bs . everything i did got me written up . 😒 
USERNAME how is practice fun ? ! ? lool after school practices are the worst ! ! ! #dead 😣 truee ... 
i wish you felt the same way towards me as i feel towards you >_< :-) smdh 
there's a group of people in houston i wouldn't mind hanging with 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME well at least he is replying to you ! ! ! 😒 
i be doin my own thing 😒 when u dont instagram your whole life all of a sudden your m . i . a noo i'm just a lowkey bxtch & niggas be nosey 
i hate mhy bestfriend rir 😞 😣 😖 😠 😡 👊👊👊 
#in6thgrade i was in mrs . davis office everyday or iss 😒 
jawaun really hurted my feelings earlier , but pshh 😏 anyways tho ... 
forgot i had a doctors appt tomorrow smh now how tf ima get there ugh 😒 
👱❓❗ 😐 @ mickey's house ! ! ! :) (; URL 
dang the 3 day weekend went by too fast ... 😏 
where the hell is my xo sweater at ? ? >.< 
s/o to USERNAME for texting me then not replying after the first text ✌ 😒 😒 
USERNAME oh yeah i totally forgot her names ivy d: but yeah ! the whole situation is gross and she's so weird ... 
if i decide to text you first , at least have the decency to not be a boring fuck 😒 #neveragain 
#in6thgrade and #in7thgrade i thought i was cute cause i had like 7 bfs lmfao ..... 😳 😳 #ew 
chrissy is such an idiot just go home hoe 😏 
... tomorrow i will do everything i need to do . & i will again push it off to the next day ... sigh 😒 
if i fall i feel like ill end up fucked over thats why i try stoppen myself >.< & sometimes i shouldnt hold back 
bre better come get her shoes out the fucking walk way .... ugh i almost busted my ass ! >.< 
my mom thinks she's cute . no . woman why are you not sleeping yet ? 😑 
school work on the last night , and no one to talk to . #procrastination #headache #bored #tired 
USERNAME haha for free ... i need more disks 😏 
me: you pickin up some ladies ? gettin some numbers ? boy d: i am picking up ladies , but not gettin numbers . all of them are in 4th grade . #hah 
USERNAME yes ! you're too cool for me ! ! 😒 
what would all apple users do if emoji's were taken away ? ! i know i'd probably cry ! ! 😖 
i can show you the worl d: shining , shimmering , splendid . 
just played USERNAME - cripstyle and was crip walkin and my mom recorded me 😐 
i really hope he's not always gone 😒 #iwillgetlonely 😞 
USERNAME is a sore loser in just dance .. gonna keep pausing the game cuz i was winning tho 😒 
i took a pic of USERNAME yesterday that's so embarrassing 😏 😈 muahaha 
#in6thgrade USERNAME was the star in the school play ... 😏 😂 🙈👑 
today was like the cherry on top of everything #not 😒 
USERNAME i need to come live with y'all/him for a whole then ! ! haha ;p talking like i've known you our whole life ha 😐 😋 
when your best friend hangs up on you for no reason so you just sit there like 😐 😑 😐 ..... 😴 #rude 
#in6thgrade i wore cardigans from k mart w bejeweled buttons 😏 
we not losin .. i'm not worried .. 😏 😏 
can't hear family guy over all these damn dogs snoring 😒 
USERNAME shut thee ! ! ! ! you were on me 😌 😏 
being home alone on a week night is weird 😣 
now i have to go to the mall & get dress pants for this meeting tomorrow bc all mine are in al 😒 
ew so gay he looks like that kid zach dantonio from west with the long hair #ew gross lmao 
dang it i think my gum is swole where my wisdom teeth supposed to be d: hurtss 
can a respectful gentleman please walk into my life ? 😒 
#in6thgrade i lived in naugy , i miss those days 😔 😒 😒 😢 
USERNAME i'm so shocked look at my face 😑 . 
yes ! found nyquil i'm a #happycamper right now 😊 ☺ 😏 
i fucking hate when you're friends with a guy , they get in a relationship , and their girlfriend goes ape shit jealous . #blowme ✌ 😏 
USERNAME lol , i have something's to tell you too 😏 
#in6thgrade ... i was a mf playerr 👌👍 😂 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME because i'm running and you really like to see me . duh 😏 
i'm feeling a little sick , no school tomorrow 😒 
oh shit ! it's USERNAME 's birthday tomorrow ! i know what i'm getting her 😏 URL 
everyone i care about either stops textinge randomly or just never replies ... #ouch #rude #stilloveyalltho 
dammit i hate forgetting deodorant . especially when i'm in the library studying , which is like the only thing that even makes me sweat #ew 
. anywho gota get my child hair cut any one if his haters won't to get it cut 😏 
i swear i never get hiccups unless i am drunk . or a random one . i have had them twice today and they last a long time . 😒 
me and jalen are no longer friends 😑 he picking sides ! ! ! ! 
#in6thgrade i totally thought i was cute ... not . my sister lied to me 😒 
if this girl starts up about this watch 😒 🔫 
epic ! rt USERNAME USERNAME spigen aluminum home button for iphone/ipa d: URL best home button ever ! 
. USERNAME you just tweeted that's all i rea d; i'm so amused . 
so much pain ! ! ! ! 😞 😿 😖 😤😩😫 😣 
lol i'm going to be driving before kev . i think that's what he's waiting for 😑 
USERNAME you know it ! he closes 3 nights a week which leaves me home alone and #bored 
i was lame through out middle school now that i look back 😑 
chrissy and mr . jones =) =) =) =) =) i love this show you shed tears and laughs all the time shout out to the love ! != d= d= d 
USERNAME well like he is just like very sarcastic but in a rude way but i feel like i would be way more comfty with him 😏 
USERNAME i didn't even see that until after haha ! d: #coolkids 
omg ! please don't let rujubee go home d: #dragrace 
met my first opponent ... he goin down ! ! ! 😑 
USERNAME not true i liked someone . 😒 and i like them when they don't talk or fuck shit up . 
USERNAME see: supreme court’s 1819 decision in mcculloch v . m d; & pres lincoln “no state , upon ints own ... can lawfully get out of the union" 
if talkin bout me boosts your ego , at the end of the day , i'm still doin you a favor . 😏 
USERNAME the workout if the day was calle d: the dirty 30 kettle 
my heart came to a sudden stop when i heard it lightly snowed today d: 
i hate texting people first . it makes me feel annoying , and worse some 😐 
all i want is a a cuddle buddy . is that too much to ask ? #apparently #mehh 😐 
USERNAME nh ? how'd u fuck it up ? couldn't be worse than what i'm currently doin >.< 
ugh not looking forward to having to wake up at 730 tomorrow morning ... 😒 
#in6thgrade i was ugly and didn't get attention ... look at me now bitches 😏 
whois going to the paradiso on thursday .... i need a date 😒 #twilight 
USERNAME noo oyes , yo nunca lo tuve d: chales ahora si q te haria paro ... no tan cerca pero ps mas q tj hehe ! omg me da miedo & nervios 
#in6thgrade i had the easiest school life ever . 😊 👌 😏 👍 
oh and also #in6thgrade i couldn't quite get USERNAME or USERNAME to go out with me 😩 😠 😑 #unsuccessful 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME hello guys my mom was recently dx w/cancer n she's a huge fan can i get a rt 4 her 
we've had one customer for the past 3 hours 😐 🔫 #boring 
#in6thgrade i had a 9 months relationship . now i think back & i'm like #wtf d; 
i start all the conversation most of the time >.< 
show off show off flexing in the car that she has bigger arm muscles than me USERNAME 💪 😒 
waiting on the sisters .... 😒 chuggabreet USERNAME @ the forum shops URL 
i don't remember shit that went done in middle school ! besides the facts that i met my first love 😏 😏 lol 
- why do doctors take soo long at the er ? i'm ready to go home ! 😑 
USERNAME hahaha really ? ah , it looked so badd ! d: 
get a clit piercing . yo rate of getting head is gone increase from me 😏 
can people be any more stupid ? lol i mean seruously ! 😒 
USERNAME i had buck teeth and a small head 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME hello guys my mom was recently dx w/cancer n she's a huge fan can i get a rt 4 her 
headache , & im hungry af 😒 which means i will be a fucking asshole til i eat & this shit goes away 
all my cousins have bfs and my uncle asked me if i still with my bf of almost 2 years 😒 no i'm not now stop asking ! 
thank the lord i got my braces off , i looked like 💩 with them #ew 
why do i always get bitch in the back seat ? #wompwomp 😐 
wish i had a lady too spend quality time with , but the world goes on regardless 😕 😒 😔 
can people be any more stupid ? lol i mean seriously ? ! 😒 
people who think they know everything and even if u prove them wrong they still think their right <<<<< #ihatethat >_< 
#in6thgrade when i was taller then USERNAME 😑 😑 😑 
do my dance on yo dick , ooh you know you love this shit 😏 
no bitch . that’s common sense . not mommy intuition . i coulda told you what it probably was . 😳 😑 
USERNAME wow i feel like shit now . thanks ysancis 😑 
i now know why i don't like cucumbers .... 😣 #tmi 
i have an album of all the funny snapchats that i screen shot of people muwwahahahahh 😏 😏 😏 👏 
i wish i knew who some of these people were 😒 
USERNAME baha basketball* lindy lou & i cant wait to see u all weeken d: ) & halarious mom kiss my butt ur mom kisses ur forehead cause it 
USERNAME lies ! i barely text you at all . & when i do , it's not bc i want something . d: 
#in5th6th7than d8 thgrade i literally never left my house . i played xbox every second of the day .. no gas 
this bitch ass guinea pig just bit the shit outta me ! . >.< 
hayden is only 3 years old and already callin all these grown women babe and baby 😒 
im in a good mood but don't wanna be at my house d; 
USERNAME #in6thgrade for me well lets not talk about it not a pretty picture #ew 
enough said . 😏 okay dee has got to get instagram ---- URL 
USERNAME too damn long if you ask me ! i've been going crazy without you .. 🌀 😑 &your awesome tweets l ! 
i have never tweeted about cigars so why are they following me 😑 URL 
why is my mothers cat staring at me like it wants to kill me ? ? but i guess i'm doing the same thing to it 😏 
that term gets so over used now a days ! 😒 👎 💔 
yes . oh wait .. that never happened to me 😒 💩 
USERNAME no , you start off with the shit low then you go high d: 
knowing something about a person when they don't know that you know<<< #hateit 
sometimes i wish i could shut my brain off for a couple hours 😣 
i can't listen to music and fall asleep cause it always scares me out my sleep . then i become highly upset 😒 
just had the most heated discussion w/ my mom . college please come faster cause idk how much longer i can take living here , it's too much 😒 ✌ 
#in6thgrade my hair was past my butt and i cut it up to my shoulders 😖 regret it everyday 
cooking up a storm in this bitch lol . && watching these fifa players 😒 aha . 
and like that the last episode of the 2nd series of #fridaynightdinner has ended . d; 
blow out the kush and crack a smile for the cameras . 😏 
i'm gonna attempt dressing up for strunc class tomorrow 😒 😒 😒 😞 😞 
USERNAME hahaha , naw i'm pretty sure it's your fault .. i mean look at me , up all late and what not lol ! 😑 
#in6thgrade i went to the skating ring like every friday , and thought i was a badass because i got to stay until 11 😑 
you can say my biggest fear right now is what may happen in the next two weeks 😔 😣 😨 
USERNAME lololol , -.- like i said even if i made a 70 on my test i be ecstatic ! instead am shitting bricks ! lord my last test >.< 
gotta catch up with USERNAME & share weekend stories 😏 
dear body , if you could lose like .. 3 pounds just do i know that you're getting the gist as to why i run every night .. that'd be great .. 😒 
i hate reciting my poems to my brother cus he never takes me seriously 😒 
USERNAME i am so glad i asked you about it first haha thanks ! ! definitely won't be applying 😐 
i wish i could fall asleep with my girl in my arms every night . too bad i don't have a girl 😒 
my polo boots need to hurry up because um i wanna wear them >.< 
niggas .... 😏 (_followmyleague) @ n tha streetz 💥🔫 URL 
me and melly alway fighting eachother , she got me back for all the times i clapped her before 😒 
USERNAME sorry i can't see hardly anything you know my phones a little bit shattered 😏 
i love when USERNAME doesn't text me back when i'm so nice to him 😐 
almost two years i haven't been here ! hire me back 😏 URL 
USERNAME i told you i shouldn't have done it 😒 what did she say 😣 
when were together it feels so right , but i know it's wrong 😒 
please don't let me run into my ex manager 😑 😒 
USERNAME o: are you a patient person . ? i'm going nuts right now >.< 
we all have separate lives now :) )) you mad bro ? i ain't even mad lol >.< 
USERNAME #in6thgrade matt austin lived in glasgow , kentucky . forget tecumseh 😒 
USERNAME ay add me i forgot your ish bricksqua dx tgod 
#in6thgrade my mom should've never let me leave the house . #ew 
i swear i'm going to reply to text messages like a week later b/c my phone doesn't make any noise or vibration . it was working yesterday ! 😣 
USERNAME 😑 😑 first off i was talking to malik and malik only so pipe down , and i ain't worried about shit mention who u want lmaoo ! 
#2012 has been my favorite year throughout all the up and downs👍 😏 
i'm on safari and see my history hahah and pops up hahaha >.< USERNAME USERNAME 
robert just asked what i was doing for thanksgiving . my response , eating food . 😒 
complimenting someone and then finding out they're in a relationship ! 😧 oops ! not my intention at all ! 😖 sorry ! 😕 
USERNAME honey you got it all backwar d: ) #fixit ! ! ! ! 
my buddy is grounded now i have nobody to talk to ..... 😖 😕 
#in6thgrade i was so sweet and innocent . 😏 ☺ 
saying goodnight to USERNAME is so har d: ( hahahah #jk 
this house is soo cozy and warm , it is about to pass me out ! #tooearly #bored 
tatted upp (: ! s/o to brad for holding my han d; thanks baby (: 
my gramma went into the bathroom looking like this 😁 & came out looking like 😐 .. her denture ass 😂 😂 
mrs . simnacher hates me ! >_< why jesus ! ? ! i go from a high grade to a 38 over the weekend ? ! 
cause i got my ass whopped when my parents found out d: 
while all of you game heads skip tomorrow i'm going to school to bore myself to death really hope i don't feel good tomorrow 😏 
only gotta get through 4 days of school .. then we have a 9 day weekend 😏 👍 
USERNAME i have to bring half your still to school 😒 
USERNAME omg why would i do that ryan i'm getting offended 😐 
USERNAME lmao ! it is 😏 maybe one day if i see you again in this lifetime you can 
#in6thgrade we went to camp okonikon and i almost fell off the rope that we had to walk over a river of mud #nasty 
jk i didn't but did i trick u ? 😏 
my mom didn't order my supplements but she did make me steak .. so we good .. for now 😑 😏 
eat my cookie , eat eat my cookie . 😏 
#in6thgrade i had no real friends 😒 but now i do 😀 
#bitchesbelike i ain't a hoe knowing good and damn well you are .. 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME hold up hold up clowns are ugly so does that mean we're ugly d: *gasp* 
all the girls in town , they look you up and down . so go on , pick your kitten #purr 😏 
USERNAME thanks a lot . 😭 😪 😥 😰 😩😫 😣 😕 👎 
ilove ilove it ilove it wen yu eat it 😏 
ever take a shit and ya dx ck fall in the toilet . llamf ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME oh my goodness it does (: hahaha ! ! >.< lol 
kids talking about senior skip day .. and i'm all like , i had at least ten senior skip days 😏 
i feel like people only talk to me because i have a pet seal #hateit URL 
USERNAME USERNAME i see i give up already .. 😑 
#in6thgrade every niggah use to swear they was fyee in basketball ..... 😒 😑 
USERNAME yeah but my baby girl is nowhere near lincoln ca 😔 😖 
“USERNAME USERNAME just hating on my crocs swagg ! 👌 😏 
USERNAME // i will . ugh . unfortunately it's a female . 😐 i have an hmo so my selection is super limited . 
when something is wrong with the hot water in your building ... worst . thing . ever . 👎 😑 💦 
my blankets always like eat my phone and remote ! 👎 😑 
my pretty ricky pandora going now only if i had some action hhmm ... 😒 💭 
USERNAME it's a secret bro 😏 after i'm on ill let you in on the secret(; 
#in6thgrade i thought i was cool because i had gone thru like 3 phones 😒 idk who i even talked to 
i hate you right now , but i like you .. but it's my fault 😒 #whatever 
USERNAME we need to continue that this year . 😏 
i know i always say ima start working out but i really mean it this time i'm out of shape and it's not attractive at all ! #yuck 
“USERNAME #in5thgrade he touched my leg 😏 USERNAME ahahahaahah ! 
i feel like the boys are my kids ... (,: ok i'm going to bed v.v night xx 
USERNAME so does that mean you're only taking 11 credits next sem ? is that okay ? i don't wanna take more classes . 😒 
plus i hope they include me to that list ! 😏 😋 😁 
#in5thgrade , USERNAME got me kicked outt ! >_< lmfao 
USERNAME i'm glad you came .. i . think . i just . came . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you guys are short , so all guys are tall to you .. d: hahah aye :) *to mars and myra* 
omg ow ! ! ! >.< my wisdom #teeth are coming in and i can't even chew with my left side of my jaw ! ! 
i can't go to new york at christmas because of basketball 😖 
my mom told me to circle what i really want from my christmas list . i circled everything . 😏 
ehh .... please don't leave your bloody napkins and bandaid wrappers everywhere . #gross ! 😷 ... 
#uglyastf #bigassgap #lame #shortandfat hahah rtvUSERNAME #in6thgrade i was fat 😒 
#in6thgrade mr herrera punk ass used to cry everyday at recess . 😒 
#americanairlines needs to get it together ! ! ! ! ! ! 😑 👎✈ 
i don't know who to talk to about this 😑 😑 
😂 😂 ✌ 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 👏👏👏 😂 ✌ 😂 👏👏 😏 😊 😂 😂 😂 sure . 
ngarep mentor batalin lagi sesi minggu ini 😁ayo dong sir terbang kemana kek .. proposal gw blm terjamah soalnya 😣 
USERNAME see your distracting as of now , from this homework you made me do 😏 😑 
#in6thgrade i thought sex was a bad wor d: d 
i hate how everyone skips over thanksgiving #itsmahfav #rude #howwouldyoufeel 
trust your hea d; cry for the ones you love 
considering going to the lib right now even though its kinda late and my stuff isn't due till friday #bored 
USERNAME i think i might poop myself tonight . #yum . #getoutofmybed #nasty 
i love it , i love it , i love it when you eat it .. 😏 
i kno u got yo gaurds up but u shud let me threw 😏 
so my roommate is trying get rid of me 😒 😞 
USERNAME awwh ! i mean you told me i was a pretty crier so it's all goo d: ) 
i bet USERNAME is soo excited to go home just cause he's able to see me 😏 
i really wish it wasn't a school night i'd love to play beer pong >.< #redsolocup #beerpongballs #sadvicki URL 
USERNAME lol that really sucks dude ! those spam messages are annoying 😒 
#in6thgrade i would actually believe all of those scary text message forwards 😣 😣 
"USERNAME do not cheat on me ;) URL d: wtf ! ? 
#in6thgrade my best friend was USERNAME i miss her 😔 😖 
what is it with grown <bleep> men not wiping they behinds right ? ? ? ? boxers looking like some one ran them thru mud #nasty 
y'all like teen moms cuz they got prego as a teen so they became famous ! ? ! ? ! 😐 
USERNAME as long as you got me and USERNAME no one will want to mess with you we'll bust some skulls lol :) 😏 
everyone call danny when he drinks , he thinks it's bad ass 😏 
it's honestly ridiculous how easy it is to pick out frat guys on this campus 😒 #stop 
#inmiddleschool bend over by r dx was the shit #dagga ! 
i don't know why i used to dress like that , i'm literally ashamed of how i looked >.< 
- look me in my face , i ain't got no worries 😏 👌👏 😋 😊 💞 
did we have hw for any classes ? d: USERNAME USERNAME 
“USERNAME follow my new twitter account :) USERNAME go do it . cause he is cute and stuff . 😏 👌 
USERNAME hell , back before dinner gets col d: -) 
true love till the end me and the wife clau d8 3 @ ghettoland URL 
USERNAME ah i'm on it stat deeva so sorry for the 4 month delay -___- but uhm ps look at my unpolished nails #ew URL 
this psychology test is about to whoop my rear end 😖 📚 
USERNAME bs to your bs . i loved you hanna . and you turned me down 😖 😩 😭 
there are a variety of different lives you can lea d; but you're going to honestly going to have to give up some for others . 
i gave you another chance , tell me what your excuse this time ? 😒 
just mixed 7 different acne creams on my face ... it's stinging . i swear if i wake up and there's still nasty nast's on my face ... 😒 😷 😡 ☔🍎 
#in6thgrade i hit puberty hardcore and wanted to fuck that blonde history teacher . i forget her name >.< 
my brother buys more things than me these days 😒 
i love teen mom but i feel like some parts are staged . 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah , someone wanted me dead when i was like 11 or some shit . #rude 
USERNAME yes ! ! i want to go home already >.< 
#in6thgrade i got my first phone it was a sidekick lmml 😑 
#in6thgrade i got suspended because of that gay ass group on facebook ! >.< 
USERNAME 😂 😂 wasn't about you but if it fits 😏 
......... rt USERNAME ....... rt USERNAME miami must play some d in order to give me the d after the game 😏 
i guess i have to just do me now .. 😣 
USERNAME you're just laughing cause i was so beautiful 😏 
don't try to talk to me and then have nothing to talk about . crack a joke , and if it fails at least we can laugh about its failure #js 😒 
yes ! i love driving on the ice and spinning out of control #shitnoonesays 😒 
this entire weekend felt like i was on a roller coaster full of emotions 😒 🔫 
only reason i ever want a boyfrien d: to take cute pictures together and make single bitches jelly . 
omg remember when USERNAME opened for btr and people would leave after they performed d: i felt bad for btr . 
obama 2016 is such an eye opener ... i just don't understand this spell he has over america . how the hell did this happen . 😣 
#in6thgrade i left USERNAME all alone in pe 😬 😏 🏀⚽⚾ 
mann just text me enough subtweeting ! u can continue askin questions 😏 
drinking water & powerade cus ima die on this run tomorrow 😣 
i can say my phone dry all day , i'm still not going to text/call anyone 1st ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME unlock your tweets this is so perfect #iwon 😏 
#in6thgrade people thought i was growing a dick . #majortomboy #ew 
ohh those are mash potatoes ? ... i thought they were grits ! >.< 
excuse me bitch for keeping an eye on what's mine 😏 
#in8thgrade girls wanted the d; ) jk not at all 
USERNAME hahahahaha one day i went home crying 😏 😏 😏 we all never hang out anymore ... #missitt 
#in10thgrade i got my first ever black girlfrien d: ) 
my ex is so in love . i'm low key happy for him . even though he hates me lol 😏 
USERNAME solid choice of song for that situation . but yea , no reason to be senior-lounge-banned . #ithinkshewasjealous #ew 
USERNAME i was going through my notes from te dx rainier & thinking of USERNAME wonderful talk when i say this . unexpected joy . 
USERNAME USERNAME so uoud shove shit in your mouth to gain a follower #eww 
#in6thgrade i went through USERNAME 's purse . #eww hahahha 
making a chron dinner tonight to congratulate myself for dealing with retard assholes all day again 😏 
i didn't just spend a full hour watching ciara videos .... 😏 #lovehermoves 
i dont want to talk stop talking to me dx #sorethroatproblems 
#tweetyourweakness when the cheerleaders have a twerk session on USERNAME car 😏 
USERNAME : 😐 no judgment here . it's probably pretty important info to know lol 
#in7than d8 thgrade my middle school team dominated #mckeesport #sectionchamps 🏈 
shower ! ! time to scrub a dub my nuts 😏 
USERNAME i knoww , that was the dumbest shit ever ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME what fuckin ever guys ! jenner kardashian you know what the fuck i mean 😒 
USERNAME yea im gonna shave it all off tomorrow haha fack this >_< #neanderthalnomore #acquiringclass #yiffyiffyiff 
USERNAME i would think your gay since you are a guy but you're the only exception . 😏 see what i did there ? give me kudos that was clever 
#in7thgrade i got suspended for 20 days for threatening one of my teachers on myspace 😒 
soo tired 😔 😔 n i'm not home .. and even when i am home i can't go to sleep 😔 😔 😔 😭 😭 😭 😖 😖 
#in6thgrade USERNAME hated me , and USERNAME was my bestfrien d; ; amazing how things change 
all this rules<<<<<<< swear its not military school ! it's college 🔫 😒 
USERNAME blehh 😑 ask them if you can take your a week beforee :d 
i love to catch my mom at work when i want something because she never says no in front of the customers . 😏 
#in8thgrade was when i cut school for the very first time . where did i go ? lol to the pier 😂 😂 during what season ? winter 😂 😂 😂 😂 😐 
walking dea d: wow , little girl sophia , who they were looking for , just came out of the barn - very powerful moment 
i wish i knew who my basket ball player was . 😒 
of course you were willing to go through marriage counseling when you were the one who cheated ! ! 😒 
studying is so fun ... especially for biology ... 😒 
so hopefully the judge sees that im the good ki d: ) 
“USERNAME you were listening to USERNAME on tonight's #chrissyandjim ! listen , love + downloa d: URL 
not looking forward to working 14 hours tomorrow 😒 😖 & on top of that waking up at 6am 😠 #fml #longday 
eww >.< that's all you miranda ! lol rt ! “USERNAME lmao no shave november ! ✌ URL 
why am i the only person tweeting right now 😒 
USERNAME hahahaha i know ! ! ! pray i'll get in though there's only 10 seats left 😣 
yaa , i'm just gonna go to sleep . 😒 
USERNAME hahaha ! mm gurr , u gunna b up awwl night ... reading . 😏 🙈 😄 
hearing something like that about someone you like <<< #notgood d: 
#in6thgrade my boobs had no competition with other bitches 😏 
i really need to stop looking up symptoms on that medical website because they always convince me i have some kind of disease 😥 😒 😣 
USERNAME lol wow that one was a little mean . ill let u go 😒 
i can't tell if i'm getting sick or it's just allergies 😒 
good thing chelsea isn't sitting in front next to the heater controls . 😏 get ready to sweat your ass off . 😊 =me 😪=her 
USERNAME lol well i appreciate the look out .. 😒 😒 😂 go to bed ! 
just got a very intimidating email from the head of jhumunc about the training conference saturday ... i need to study up on my parli pro d: 
USERNAME i think we might have been seperated at birth bc the same shit happened to me ! ! i was like hell yea i'm a she-male 😏 
can't do youtube videos now since everyone decided to start making them 😣 
#im6thgrade i thought scene kids were cool .... i listened to tons of shitty screamo , and i dyed my hair all the time . #darkdays #yuck 
#in8thgrade i was safety patrol with my niggs . we got out of 8th period early to go outside 😏 #popularkidsproblmz 
why do i always keep falling for your bullshit ? 😒 
USERNAME thx bu d: )backatcha all #mma USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
why do so many people go to spartys late at night ? #lineoutthedoor #hateit 
#in6thgrade i use to be a good kid 😏 😏 
#honestyhour i regret getting with all of my ex girl friends . lol . 😁 😖 what was i thinking ? aha . 
s/o to USERNAME for always chillin for 30 minutes or less 😒 
USERNAME check justice or delias 😏 😂 i wish i still had it hahahha 
USERNAME 😏 😂 i remember when i asked you to some dance ... then went with some other trashy girl instead . 😂 god , i was stupid . 
USERNAME are you referring to you and USERNAME texts ? ? #ew 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah yeah yall always teamed up and made me be partners with maggie 😒 hahahaha 
#in8thgrade me and all my paki friends started shaving beard and mustache and white guys were like wtf ? how you guys shave at age of 14 😒 
#in6thgrade #in7thgrade #in8thgrade .. i don't even remember those days 😒 
#insixthgrade i wore a soccer jersey every day to school 😑 
lol this is my 69th tweet ahahha #i #had #to 😏 
#in6thgrade i had a perm and was fat . 😒 
rt i want one soo ba d; its soo beautiful 
victor didnt even tweet that much about me ... bitch . 😑 
USERNAME baby .. i need you .. in my be d; ) 
USERNAME USERNAME 😂 lol ✋ no ! 😒 fuck y'all ! 
my sister annoys me so much 😑 someone take her away . 
USERNAME you liee when you say something isnt wrong 😣 
just finished watching the first episode of start-ups silicon valley 😑 
game day tomorrow ! ! meadow ain't ready for us . 😏 
i just want all this to go away .... >.< 
daniel is going to get mad when he sees that 😏 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i thought i was really cool going out to lunch on forest ave with my friends on half days 
i just want her to stay in my bed 😒 
it would be nice if USERNAME texted me back 😒 
#in6thgrade my friends were not stupid ..... now all they do is party , drink and do literally every drug out there .... #yourecool 😒 
rings and earrings should not come in the same size box . i can only imagine the amount of let downs over the years ! 😐 
corp . in the palm of your han d: great vid of USERNAME URL 
#in6 ,7an d8 thgrade i wore the utter most tightest pants me and USERNAME would trade pants no homo 
USERNAME ha right . we don't want that do we ... 😒 
if y'all are getting dumb ass messages from me please ignore someone hacked my twitter again 😒 
USERNAME i hope not ! i mean he's gonna go buy tools 😑 so why can't i get anything 😋 
when sophomores say stfu kids that was like only 7 months ago 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME is so sweet ! i just wanna hugg him \ ^.^ / i hope someday i can :) people shouldnt be so mean >.< 
USERNAME hahahah i know; i just felt like fucking with cha . d; 
USERNAME didn't say i was getting you any . 😏 
he just wiped wip cream all over me >_< grr lol 
i mean i would understand if you'd never want to be with me . i just don't understand why you wouldn't want to be with me . 😒 
my mom likes to run away from me at the store so i can look like a loner ... #thanksgirl 😐 
just watching teen mom 2 is already giving me extreme anxiety ! #mommyprobz #teenmom2 #ijustcant 😳 😁 😣 
my poor thumb's fingernail has already been chewed off . d: #nobueno 
“USERNAME biggest boobs in the world , even of you are a girl you got to see this [18+] URL #disgusting 
#in6thgrade i went to lufkin for the first time d: 
digital trends originally used nfs for storing static files *and* the code base . the latter proved a slow , bad idea . #p dx wp 
USERNAME ctfu go on youtube & watch it kayla .. geesh 😒 
i lost alex to halo 4 last tuesday , and tomorrow i'm going to lose him to black ops ii . just grand . 😐 
okay . can't sleep . someone should call me . oh , no one ? okay 😒 
on god my 090411 was the shit , i broke up w/ him cause i got tired of being in a relationship tho >.< 
monae , bout too get that ass whooped ! ! talkin reckless 😡 😑 
im hip lol 😏 rt USERNAME USERNAME not youu tho ! ma nigga 
#in6thgrade i had the biggest crush on zac effron ... oh wait i kinda still do 😏 
it's supposed to freeze in denton tonight ! good thing i don't know how to drive in the cold 😏 no school 
when your arms around me i don't want to smell that shit 😖 
USERNAME haha yeah it was before i got kicked out 😒 
#in6thgrade i got suspended & went to court for the first time >.< 
USERNAME soo i am ready for my cookies do come in 😏 
maybe you'll find you a smokin' hott japanese woman #winner 😳 😂 😏 🔥 USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME well , you know ... 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
i'm so blesse d: ) being a mom is amazing ! 
this giant incense mikey bought me is making me sneeze . gljdss d; cnskjn jdbadjcaln 
😒 this is the shit that gets me .. who the fuck takes 6 hours to answer a got damn text message ! ! your full of it #swerve 
my only facebook notifications anymore is from these stupid twerk teams shit 😒 
he know im at wrk and he gona send me those kinds of photos lol #omg ! ! 😏 
USERNAME >_< t that's why you haven't grown because your mean . ! ! midgit ! >;d 
i just got the from otherworl d: spring of shadows for ipad ! , l .. 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah that was a #fail 😒 i'm ordering some of that shit tonight ! 
#in6thgrade i was ugly and guys still liked me . d; 
USERNAME i even called yu i was crying it went str8 to the voicemail 😒 
i see you ! we’re rubbin off you ! 😏 “USERNAME #mobbinmonday #feelingfierce #tigershirt URL 
nashville boun d: they might be giants , george jones , flogging molly , ... : nashville showgoers , i bet you thought ... URL 
amy and that dudes kiss was ugly af eww >.< 
USERNAME lol i locked myself in the studio so i haven't seen the damage yet . 😒 
damn ! i keep forgetting my baby blue nail polish in my babes house 😒 
if anyone has read of mice and men . pleease help me out here . >.< 
#in6thgrade i went to west mo ! #mu d8 1 
USERNAME how was your weeken d; ! hope too send you a gift bag soon 
if i don't get my senior pictures by tomorrow be prepared to see the headline #notreally #butwtf 😔 😒 💔 
USERNAME whoa whoa whoa ? what's that supposed to mean ? 😒 
USERNAME makenzie is at wal-mart ? omg they been gone for 3 hours #homealone #bored 
#in6thgrade i use to think if you dated someone a grade older than you , you were a slut ... hahahaha 😒 😏 
#in7thgrade i died my hair bleach blonde and spiked it up and wore bright clothes . i was a ray of fucking sunshine ok 😒 
USERNAME well maybe next time you make me a drink ! 😒 
i feel like i just got my lunch money stole while in line getting food . 😑 
because i chose to partake in drinking many adult beverages all day today i now have to focus and cram my homework in last minute 😑 
damn idk how i got so good at salsa now . i sucked dx 
😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 my annoyance level right now <<<< 
USERNAME nigga i don't want to hangout with you 😒 jk yea we will do something around christmas for sure 
USERNAME andd it makes me feel like i'm on a reality tv show . 😏 👊 
#in6thgrade i was the ugly duckling , wait i still am #whoops #ohwell 😒 
#in6thgrade i got kicked outta a . g . cox >_< 
#in6thgrade i had short hair and bangs .. #eww #unattractive #mistake 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME we were some sexy girls , with our tight ass buns and aeropostale 😏 😂 
jk what's this boyfriend thing you speak of ? ? 😏 #annoyingtweet 
USERNAME i saw that and i was like wait why wasn't i following her before ! ? my twitter randomly unfollows people 😒 
#inmiddleschool i had dinner with the governor like 10 times a year ! don't tell me i've just got into govt .... it's been #mylife 😏 #hateonit 
i want to have an abundance of beanies this winter 😏 😄 
just message me if you don't have my number . #bored 
USERNAME your one to talk lol ... most sarcastic person i know 😑 
USERNAME lesson learne d: don't take my pencil pouch .. 
#in7than d8 thgrade USERNAME was in all my related arts classes 
USERNAME that faggot tyler memorized it in like a day 😑 
#in6thgrade i had more friends than i do now 😑 
don't think i'm gonna be able to stay awake through this whole episode 😒 
my mom made dinner .... but i'm waayy to lazy to get up and eat . 😖 
USERNAME bahaha i love when guys do this . i don't think i'll ever look at some girls the same way again . 😏 
the van is stalled out at ndc . could be the possible end of the van . 😢 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😖 😖 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i was a fat short midget that had a bald fade . 
i feel like there's been a hair stuck in my throat all evening . #gross 
USERNAME i'm the coolest person ever . #wait #youknewthat 😏 👍 
the things i love in this worl d: my friends , my car , my dad , my dog , and my sanity . #thatisall 
#in6thegrade i wore converses every day and everyone would say i had clown feet . now they wear them . rude . 😒 
death before dishoner idk and edit #bored #dollie #broke #deaddoll #idk @ whoorree housee URL 
USERNAME USERNAME you were at my house when you realized that 😏 
i'm at my happiest right now , & it's kinda scary .. 😣 
i'm in love with my hair and your probably gonna hearing this all week 😏 👌 
#in6th ,7th , an d8 th grade i was the biggest hoe/flirt #nolie 
USERNAME i feel like my hair is still recovering from my 6th grade hair cut .. also given by yours truleyy 😐 
USERNAME you're gonna get ducked up by yourself on your birthday weekend d: i don't think so 
#in7thgrade everybody was giving me neck about how good i can dougie . when it came to field day everybody wanted to see me dougie 😏 
qot d: magician ryan to a guy playing iphone (@ adobe w/ 18 others) [pic]: URL 
of course i don't just like pictures on facebook because you like them 😏 😏 #iminlove 
#tweetaturnon laying down , kissing , and being all wrapped up in eachother . 😏 it's sweet ok 
i don't know what to say about #in6thgrade USERNAME 😂 😑 
parked the car 15 minutes ago but won’t get out bc im lazy 😒 
USERNAME lol im rite there with ya . its gunna be a cold brutal winter >.< 
#in6grade my teacher walked out the class an said he quit ! d: 
when a nigga hurt you he dont really mean it . he jus tryna see if his dx kk some good & if u gon come back lmaoo 
my stomach is in knots & this night isn't getting any better 😑 
i think #oomf just said she had boobs .. sayy whaat ? 😏 
the fact that i can't even b in my own crib without wanting to kill myself 😒 
#in8thgrade i moved back to liberty county and went to lewis . i hated it soo much 😑 
i don't even want this food anymore . dx comfort food is not comforting right now… i legit need sleep . 
#in6thgrade7than d8 th jovanni was the biggest hoe . lmao ! 😂 😂 😂 
my aunt tells her boyfrien d: turn that off , we're gonna take a picture of you kissing my stomache . 
#in6thgrade everett broke my hand and dislocated my shoulder ... the same week 😒 
#tweetaturnon oh you bit my lip and then my neck ? haha get naked . 😏 
#in7than d8 thgrade i had USERNAME do all my homework 😁 
on that note 😐 😑 i'm out lmfao i feel extra slow 
that awkward moment when your crush doesn’t reply to your messages , but updates their twitter status… 😒 😢 
that awkward moment when your crush doesn’t reply to your messages , but updates their twitter status… 😒 😢 
#in6th ,7th , an d8 thgrade i hated school .. 
#in8thgrade me and USERNAME decides to cut our hair and get extensions instead lmao 😒 💗 
#in6thgrade my mom found out i had a myspace so she beat the hell out of me d; 
USERNAME yes 😂 remember our fun times at clayton ... 😒 
#in6thgrade i got called to the office 17 times it was my new record 😏 
#inmiddleschool the struggle was real ... i was ugly 😖 ! 
USERNAME swear ? 😣 i didn't see you . i was gone af . you should of said hey now i can't smile lol 😩 
i hate thanksgiving , can we just forward to christmas instead 😒 
USERNAME tswift for real ! ! ! ! ! such a cute song you picke d: ) 
my car smells like banana boxes . 😒 ☺ #moving 
someone come to the library and keep me company #please #dying #somuchgeology #hydrofracking #northdakota #boring 
sending a nice text to someone and all they do is read it and not reply <<<< 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME you better be able to dance tomorrow . competition is soo soon 😐 
USERNAME you tryna be funny 😏 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 
#in6thgrade i reached the tallest i would ever be 😒 
USERNAME d; *grabs bucket of ice cream* eat away my feelings/; ! sike bitch ! lmao i'm just thick ;) 
finally time for teen mom 2 ! it just started and i'm already hooked 👶💞 so excite d: ) USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
#in7thgradean d8 thgrade USERNAME & i used to have journals , and write random , funny shit in there . 
there's something in my eye and its bothering me so much ! ! ! 😒 😤😩 
these niggas puttin on for twitter but not built like how they claim ... 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wah i wish i could come so bad . but let's be real ..... 🍸🍺🍻🎉 😖 
#in3rdgrade USERNAME wanting to fight me but we use to do everything together 👎👌🚶🙅 truu 😏 *tweeted by quaasia* .. 
#in7an d8 thgrade i was so against weed and drinking . 
i have a head ache as big as a football filed >_< 
USERNAME made my day ! love you too best frien d: ) 
#inseventhgrade i tore my acl for the first time . a year later , i tore it again 😒 
hey guys does anyone wanna be my twin for twin day nick decided to ditch me ... 😒 
when people think i have good grades cause i actually do homework , no . i do it at school , or dont do it . im just smart on tests . 😏 😏 
USERNAME crap i favorited another one .. well that last one was prime , so i don't feel bad 😏 
USERNAME i know 😔 i hate when we do this 😣 
if steelers loose to kc then they r a sorry team . 😐 
preparing yourself for the toaster to pop up , and it still startles you . 😑 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade you messed with one of my cousins you messed with all of us . hahaha . 
ughh not wanting to type this rhetorical précis right now . 😔 😒 
#in6thgrade i was the same hight i am now 😒 
join the navy they said 😑 , get veterans day off they said 😑 
#in6thgrade i USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 he bought me chocolates for valentines day and gave them to zack to give me in english 😂 😏 
USERNAME damn i wish i saw that a second ago 😒 
stuffing my face . can't eat after 12am until 7 pm tomorrow . another endoscopy bc i have the worst health issues😫 😞 😣 
8% battery better last this whole episode of pawn stars . i don't feel like getting my charger 😒 
USERNAME thinking aboutt it iam pritty hungryy lmaao i herd bannanas are good protein 😏 
USERNAME well cross-side slut i don't fucking need you in my damn life ! t'f ? you suppose to be my best friend >.< 
#in6thgrade i was one of the shortest kids in my grade d; 
#in8thgrade i wore toms and everyone called me michael jackson ! now everyone loves them ... fuck me right 😒 #badluckbetty 👎 
USERNAME i'll be more than happy to show you though . 😏 
#in6thgrade i was weird , socially awkward , & frowned upon . nothing's changed . 😐 
#in6thgrade i thought i was a badass so i would get detention everyday in mrs parks class ! 😏 
off finally ! damn gotta b bac up here n mornin 😔 😖 
USERNAME i can honestly say i've only stayed closely contacted with one person out of 6 girls i used to be close with in hs . 😒 USERNAME 
i wontuntil tyler tells me he's going to my bed . 😏 USERNAME 
#reasonsimsingle because every guy i talk to leads me on , then lets me go 😒 that's the stuff i don't like . 
what you doing that walk for ? i swear when i see that thing move i just wish we would fight less and talk more 😏 
im disappointed in pittsburgh fans who arent watching the game bc of black ops 😒 
i hated middle school but i hate school more 😑 
wish USERNAME was here to listen to me scream at the game 😏 
#in6thgrade i looked like an anorexic 6 year old with hair that was above my shoulders #ew #whataturnon #not 
i hate when people i care about are mad at me >_< 
why don't the girls understand d: its not this game is the shit ! ! #nuffsaid .. its ok to miss one day . 
umm and leah sounds like a fucking baby when she talks #yuck 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade amber was the most innocent bitch ever ! omg . lolol . 
USERNAME all of my family is i there so i put good pics up from college to keep them updated 😏 
people shouldn't use a rosary as a fashion accessory 😒 
USERNAME next time i see you i defiantly will . 😑 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i dated josh moore ... each relationship lasted less than a week ... 
#in8thgrade mr . edward always called me little parm 😒 and mr . husar called me baby nut 😌 the shit man 
#in8thgrade i literally hated life and didn't want to be here anymore . shit suucked 😒 
USERNAME d: what ! ? ! ? have you lost your mind ! how can you not ! they are soo good ! 
some of y’all just do the most on insta . y’all play ever game . clogging up the tl nshit 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i just understood it i thought you were saying we are leaders >.< 
USERNAME hope studying is going well for tomorrow ! ! 😊 😊 then the nutrition exam is next 😑 
USERNAME i know i'm sorry ! i'll bring it tomorrow >.< 
call me when u get a reality check . 😒 
#in6thgrade i was homeschooled had no life and just gotten into the ugly stage #ew 
when babe just stop answering in the middle of the conversation 😒 
i know i whine about chemistry all the time , but it's gonna be a long night 😑 #ferre @ moody memorial library URL 
#in1st2nd3rd4th5th6th7than d8 thgradeiwas the most emotional , traumatized , inappropriate kid you would've ever met 
USERNAME 😒 little did you know i do too . i'll get you back . sooner or later . watch your back buster . 😏 
bitch why are you trying to kiss me ... i said i wanted to chill , idk how many niggas you do that to . imma need 5 feet 😒 
USERNAME hahah . i can't travel much until after a coachella ! 😖 
😒 rt USERNAME gun sales surge in oklahoma after president obama's re-election URL 
USERNAME got my glass bowl from jr high ready to go ! .... needs a filter the other one is , well , melte d: ) 
USERNAME that'd be wise not to even ask . #eww 
niggas that act desperate < bitch eat that dick up .😤 😒 
#in8thgrade i liked a boy , an i regret liking him cause he was not a good choice and he made me so sad 😒 
#topdeck #blazers #portland #p dx #rosegarden @ rose garden arena URL 
that call bringing the td back really hurt the #chiefs c'mon man ! ! 😣 
i hate when people talk to me when i'm eating like #stfu 😒 
my first crushs name was anthony in second grade he had blue eyes and dirty blonde hair 😏 😏 
i always leave everything for the last minute 😒 smh 
#in8thgrade our basketball team was tha shii 🏀 😏 👌 
#in7thgrade i moved down here & my life ended 😒 
USERNAME why you gotta make me blush ? ? ? 😏 ☺ 💗 
hate when my back itches , in the middle where my little stubs i call my arms can not reach ! #hateit 
juan changed my passcode for my phone today , & it's driving me insane cause i keep putting the old one it . 😣 
this is so annoying tf 😒 😒 😑 ✋ URL 
USERNAME USERNAME well he said if you go to parties he will go because i get too crazy 😒 
you stay mad at an ex but yet , you always go back . yeah you smart 😒 
“USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 URL shut up bitch & ride this dick 😂 😂 😂 
#in6thgrade people made fun of my mulan underwear in the locker room 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME whoops 😳 😳 we didn't notice ! 😏 
USERNAME i could of swore you made fun of me for them 😒 😂 😂 😂 
#in9thgrade me and oomf got reallyy close 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME seizing i was like 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 
USERNAME shut up bitch you know those niggas can't pitch 😒 
having to wash your running shoes because there's too much blood on the insides of them<<<< #gross #runnerprobs #theybetterdryfast 
i have no motivation to do this english homework . # 😐 
wish i could be in line to get cod . 😒 🎮 
#in6thgrade i thought i was junk .. now i look back &' say >_< 
if i don't see my lover/bestfriend soon i might go crazy 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 USERNAME 
#in6thgrade i would argue & fight with someone because i wasn't on there top on myspace . lmao >.< 
missing all my shows for studying & writing this essay . i will not stop ! 👍 #angry #motivated #productive 👌 😏 
oh shit i'm starting to shake .. i hate doing that when i'm mad .. 😒 
davi d: no it's not . let me see ... you're watching on tv 
USERNAME well thank you ! i'm enjoying them ! .... cause then you left .... 😒 
USERNAME wow . wish i could lose 15 pounds ........ 😒 
can someone come over just to play with my hair until i fall asleep ? 😒 
USERNAME lmao probably by tomorrow . but then i have to add all my friends all over again 😑 😑 
i bet you want say that shit out loud ! ! 😒 😒 
USERNAME she makes me so mad ! ! ! he's so cute to be cheated on by that smutt hole >_< 
you got lucky #celtics your lucky derrick rose isn't back . #disgusted 
my nightmare is kviebs's fantasy #jellyfishinvasion #ew @ national aquarium in baltimore URL 
USERNAME your 6th grade yearbook picture ! 😂 😏 👍 
wow , so many ignorant youngins on twitter tonight . 😑 
god seeing this bitch on my twitter kills my day it's so nasty #yuck 
now im going to become popular at morgan because i went out with gio and USERNAME said i was one of his favorite people 😏 
USERNAME hmm no , i've already done mine ... but i suggest you add a rainbow in yours . 😏 or would that be considered mean ? ? 
gop platform on voter i d: if a state doesn't have it , when their candidate loses after pandering to the fringe they can claim they cheated . 
#in6thgrade all i remember doing was hustling people to get extra money .💵🔫 😏 lol nah just playin , i don't remember shit from middle school . 
the track spikes that i want are only available in london 😒 
you though you were slick by unfollowing me , idts 😏 
USERNAME giving my phone the 😒 look right now . 
last week i wore # d8 1 shirts over my hco . && fitch hoodies . 
USERNAME i would be a very boring person . i don't want to go back to life without them d: 
........ b**** it stil didnt grow from yo head so stfu 😑 
omg , i felt like niall , laughing so much , i could barley breath . >.< 
going to sleep because my mother is always in a bitch mood when she gets home from a mini vacation v.v 
#in6thgrade you could have like millions of real friends; today , you can bearly have one 😒 
well i expected you to text me back 😒 #wontdothatagain 
kim kardashian is a complete tramp . #ew #kimk #kardashian #thatsjusthowifeel #sorrynotsorry 
those texts you accidentally send to the wrong person are always the worst ones . 😕 😑 😐 
he got me in that mood lol .... 😏 👊👈 .... haha js 
your kidding right 😑 put some pants on like seriously . why do you feel the new to take pictures with no pants on 😑 disgusting ... 
USERNAME so next time we hang or our something remind me to bring it so i can give it to you >.< 
he be on that crazy shidd , my friends don't understan d; ; eff what they talking but because that's my man . ! 
i can't even open my window because i broke my screen 😑 
#in6thgrade i had no idea what was .. so i looked like a lesbian 👎 😑 
USERNAME #rude party of 1 and i ment to spell it that way 😶 
USERNAME why thank you ! i'm enjoying them .... cause then you left ..... 😒 
#insixthgrade i thought i was so cool buying the newest hollister and abercrombie tees 😐 
USERNAME ughh 😑 #teamproductive let's see how long this will last 
some people need to have eggs thrown at them . brick shaped eggs ..... made of brick 😒 
that awkward moment when you walk in someone's house and automatically have to use the bathroom but don't wanna say anything 😖 
#in9thgrade i met USERNAME and my life has been hell ever since 😖 
USERNAME i can be someone u can always talk to >.< 3 
hope i get the job at great clips tomorrow i think i'm going to go put my application in at nursing homes #newajob #broke #hateit #sadtweet 
it’s sounds like no one did their homework this weekend . i know i didn’t . 😏 
50 shades of grey is one interesting book ....... very interesting 😏 😳 
that moment when you lose your pen and it's in the most obvious place 😑 😑 😑 😑 ught 
work school work work school work work work work work 😒 #nolife 
i could never eat that , to freaky for me . #yuck #scorpion 
USERNAME USERNAME no . seriously . 😐 lmao vegas here i come ✈ 
USERNAME USERNAME shutup edwin ! i'm half too 😑 😑 
my toes are so cold right now ... 🙍 😒 #nothingnew #freezing 
can you guys see me being a waiter at olive garden ? 😏 
#in6thgrade the music teacher always yelled at me for not practicing my saxophone at home 😒 
just get me out of this house . 😭 😣 💔 
USERNAME mine teacher always smiled 😔 he was really creepy & always looked at my ass . 😖 USERNAME #mr . gaydosproblems . 
USERNAME lmao , she was my sub a few weeks ago . 😣 
i wanna munch on something but not sure what and i have alot of munchies in my room right now too >.< 
#insixthgrade USERNAME and i were obsessed with weird al yankovic ... 😑 
omg , look USERNAME & USERNAME , awwee we were ugly ! d; lol jk guys URL 
USERNAME yeah i know .... don't worry he knew the whole time he was just waiting for me to confess 😒 foreign dads <<<< 
#in6thgrade i hated dance d: i only did it cause sam did haha 
#in6thgrade i cut my own hair up to my shoulders .. #ew 
im currently licking my blood from my hand ... why ? because i dont have anything to wash the blood of with >.< 
#in6thgrade i didn't wear a bra sometimes and freaked out cause i thought people would notice ..... they didn't 😏 #didntneedit 
come on pittsburgh ! this is straight up embarrassing 😒 😁 
#inmiddleschool i was in the ban d; i played the clarinet 
#in6 ,7an d8 thgrade i had a giant crush . on a redhead ... 
#insixthgrade ; i found out a girl in my science class masturbates with a shower faucet ...  #gross 
retweet me continuously but can't text me ... ? ! you're a joke 😑 
my puppy was bitten by a snake v.v okay time to find every snake in my woods and rip their damn fangs out . 
why must you make it so awkward 😞 😔 😣 
USERNAME oh lawdd but yess i understan d: ) aw . ! ! lol wat they doin 
#in5thgrade we made it to regionals . but i couldn't participate cos i broke my arm . 😒 😞 
we are talking about our 6th grade and why you changed with 8th 😑 
USERNAME bhaha well i mean i do change them quite often soo .... 😏 
i'm at hooke d: seafood & martini bar (rehoboth bch , de) URL 
USERNAME i saw this today on the e train . 😒 
#athoracemann i'd have to listen to ms . marcum complain about everything in spanish1. 😒 
me duele el culeco from the spinning bike ! 😒 
when someone calls me 'perlz" <<< #yuck #dontcallmethat #iwontanswer #jk #iprobablywill 
USERNAME he must hate everyone than 😑 i'm telling you , come meet him ! 
#in8thgrade i broke this boy heart so bad lol it's not funny but its funny 😒 😂 
when i close my eyes your all i see ! 😏 💗 
i'm exhausted but my body doesn't know how to go to sleep this early 😖 😩 
#in6thgrade everyone in the eighth grade was bisexual . 😒 
USERNAME just sent out a tweet see who would be intereste d: ) 
#in6thgrade i went for them ugly cholo mexicans or wanna bees 😑 😳 
joaquin is screaming to loud -_- my headphones gonna pop d: #concalmado 
i hate photo's that are so photoshopped that people's eyes look neon .. like why would you want that ? #ew 
my shoulder is killing me ... it hasn't hurt this bad since pt was done . i think it's the weather . 😖 😢 😭 👎 
USERNAME my parents are fucking again 😒 like that's disgusting . 
USERNAME wow and i liked you in the seventh grade 😔 😒 
#in7thgrade kevin bullied me everyday cause i wouldn't be his friend 😒 #istillhateyou 
USERNAME i also miss la for the women and wee d: ( lol 
drinking on a monday night ? okay 😏 #motownmonday #ciroc 
#in7thgrade i almost got hit my that sub ! d; 
snapchat is not as stupid as i thought it was .... mwahaha 😏 
USERNAME well in afraid only you can enjoy that game lol , i don't have it 😣 
anyone ever see me doing switch front ones in lines ? ... well , i just evolve d: 0 
my dreams must have a twitter account because imma follow it 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME idk 😒 i ask myself that sometimes ! 
#7thn d8 thgrade most ppl liked me nd my sister 
USERNAME you see how you said , all conceited and sheet . 😒 sit down . lmao 
that moment when you are really excited for something and then it doesn't happen <<<<< 😑 
USERNAME i'm the queen of mistakes . 😳 👑 😐 
USERNAME hahah mom made me a yummy casserole so im goo d: ) 
da d: what do you want for your birthday ? me: this cardigan , these sneakers & let's get my laptop fixed ? him: alright princess ... #yess :) 
USERNAME we coul d; ) i just couldent wear heals that often its coo though 
#in6thgrade i told my class USERNAME was bulimic and they believed me 😂 😂 #hahakelly 😒 #takethat ✌ 
okay i'm ready for a back transplant now 😣 😩 
USERNAME USERNAME i like the color it is now ! miss you sy d: / 
this asshole calls me an emo bitch one more time ...... >.< grr 
USERNAME lmfao . smh ! i couldn't skate worth shit ! ! 😂 😖 
2 jobs (2 chainz voice) 😏 😨 😥 😱 💰💰💰💰💵💵💵💵💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸 #cantwait #hustlehustlehustle #moremoney #coach 👜👝 @ citadel outlets URL 
did i miss the sign up sheet for a boyfriend or something ? pda everywhere #ew #gosomewhere #noreally 
and i felt so bad like they had to clean up my throw up i was in a fucking coma 😐 the next morning i couldn't even move i was awake for 4hrs 
#in6thgrade i broke my heel jumping into a pool ... 😏 
USERNAME damn . you set the bar so high , how could anyone ever beat that ! ? #i 'mjealous 😏 
bubbie staring like she got a problem ! ! 😼 
add me on facebook , explore my min d: susie boujii 
#in1st2nd3rd4th5th6th7than d8 thgradeiwas also obsessed with lip gloss by lil mama . yea . i know . 
#in6grade i had inocent friends ^__^ what happened lolol >_< 
life just isn't fair when you have a fincher for us history . 😖 
USERNAME jealous of my header tho , i know it 😏 😏 
#dartnight oh do you play¿ na were #cheerleaders #beautifulndns #goo dx s #umad #dontjudgeme @ dodesters URL 
#in6grade i'm pretty sure i dated USERNAME and USERNAME hahaha oops #keepingitinthefam 👍 😏 
USERNAME tell me why we dated as many guys as we did 😔 😒 
omg this little monkey almost blew my eardrums . 😣 
just great ! i think i lost my reading journal , chances are my grade for biology is just gonna keep going down v.v 
can't wait to go on this field trip to pikeville; goin to the game & stayin the night there , me & USERNAME are gonna get crazy 😏 😂 👍 
USERNAME i need new ones , that's all lol #bored 
my boyfriend robert whitehurst is trynna get freaky through text right now 😏 😏 
USERNAME >.< i have a bad habit of doing that :x 
just to clarify things me & USERNAME are only friends ... so stop asking if we're talkin cause were not .. 😒 
😞 😣 😔 😭 😢 😶 🚶___🔙___💃 sometimes ithink idnt deserve her . 
USERNAME is 24 and still plays in the doctors office 😑 #mybfisachild URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME there like yeahh girls love my balls 😖 
#in8thgrade i got my first kiss from USERNAME and i missed .... 😣 
USERNAME neither of us are asleep yet 😑 😑 can't sleep 
#in6thgrade i moved from fresno to bitch-ass bakersfield smfh d: 
USERNAME USERNAME i get that alot . it's normal 😼 
tht feeling when something gets hooked on ur headphones and rips em out of ur ear is the worst feeling eveerr ! ! ! ! ! >_< x10 .. 
USERNAME lol nahh .... i don't look good in white sheets .. i'm gonna create a new group of ppl like me 😏 
USERNAME #rude haha . you'll catch on i promise . feel better love ! 
gas went up . awesome , i could barely afford it when it was 😒 
doing make up physics test all night , someone text mee 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME i just posted on the smoking tire forum in this recent threa d; it is quite the hot topic ! URL 
i've been to like 7 different schools already 😪 😒 
tallest i've dated was 6'6 or 6'8 😐 i don't even remember .. 
i hope i'm not sick the days i'm with him ... that would mean no kisses ... 😣 
#in7than d8 thgrade me & jon frm l . fields use to have all da new shit jays gabolds dickie suit etc lol 
debating if i should go get black ops ii tonight ? 😏 
mom: im gonna watch my moovie ! da d: omg go why don't you take a shower everytime you come back from the gym ! ? you smell so bad ! lolol ! 
USERNAME i wish i could have a convo with elena so i could put a amazing personality with that perfect face 😣 #fangirl #inmydreams 
so the only thing open right now in the u is subway 😒 
trying to finish these papers but my attention right now all over the place 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 😒 
#in6thgrade when mrs . garrity actually felt our eyelashes to make sure we weren't wearing mascara . 😒 💄 #fucksjs 
#inelementaryschool we went on a field trip to walmart 😑 # thestruggle 
USERNAME hahaha god i even have two cat shirts now .. 😼 
#in2ndand3rdand4thand5thand6thand7than d8 thand9thandnow wrestling has taken up so much time and dedacation . 
#in6thgrade i still had my thick pretty long hair 😒 
USERNAME thank the lord baby jesus for you and diana saving my soul 🙏 i'd still have my bangs gelled to my forehead 😐 
#in6thgrade i couldn't speak in english , but now yeahh 😏 
haven't gotten assassins creed 3, halo4 and can't get black ops 2 till tmrw 😒 #imslackin 
lmaoo #in7than d8 thgrade i thought i run shit with alysha smfh lmaoo 
#in3rdgrade i was the new kid on the block . #mooreland 😏 
USERNAME i remembered that ! 😏 😆 lunch we would run around to different tables trying to be 😂 
#in7than d8 thgrade i had over like 3896 boyfriends probably 
#in8thgrade oomf showed me her pussy .... that shit was hairy af >.< 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade me and ashley always danced together at school dances ....... and we still do now #dancepartnerincrime 
USERNAME lmaao 😒 😂 i rememeber the day i asked you out too like it was yesterday . 
#in7than d8 thgrade USERNAME and i didn't make the ag soccer team because we were hispanic . and we were the best out there . 
i told you if you ride or die .. i'll be your seat belt ! 😏 
i see things are never goin to change like i ask >.< might as well just let it go 
USERNAME he shares a name with an ex , though . also he's only 20 so i can't take him out 😒 
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USERNAME you can't even see this but 😒 😒 😒 
hopefully no one brings up how i dressed in 6th grade 😒 
USERNAME ilr ! ! smh 😒 . me and my dangg corn rolls and baby phat shoes 😂 😂 
i'm about to go all emotional with this #in8thgrade crap 😒 
#in6thgrade i thought all drugs were bad . espeshally marijuana 😏 lmfao , things have changed big time ! 
USERNAME okayy well i needa see you soon . jus saying . i'm mad at my mom for always going over there & never telling me ! 😒 
i got 2 i . v drips going they done poked my arms six times ... ! ! ! ! ! *screaming* 😣 😫😫😫 @ summit medical center URL 
i love you and everything but mind your own buisness 😒 
#picstitch the struggle is real on this here library yo ! gotta get we done though 😏 @ bruce t . halle library URL 
USERNAME USERNAME that was the reason .... i hate kim ... 😖 
USERNAME i wish that happend to me . pretty sure mine get bigger 😒 
can't believe i used to pop 6-9 coricidin just to get high . that shit is so bad for you . 😣 
once read , i'm afraid this can't be unrea d: "USERNAME 
USERNAME thanks 😏 it pulls hard in the first 3 5th gear is slow but who needs to be hitting vtec on the interstate lol #savinggas 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i became so popular that to avoid being trampled by all of my friends , i'd spend my lunches chillin with the librarians 
it's 9:45 and i'm already tired , what is wrong with me 😑 
#in8thgrade i tried to snap on asya for no reason , mind you i had no reason to snap . sorry asya . i was being immature as fuck . 😒 😞 
i swear too many niggas asking too many questions tonight 😒 
listening to country usually always makes me happy why is it making me sad tonight 😐 
#in6thgrade i also got like 6 referrals 😏 😳 #rebel 
i'm so pissed . i'm like , starving but i refuse to eat . i can't taste shiit 😔 😞 😒 
speaking of stuff ... here's the one and only george carlin weighing in on the subject as only he coul d: URL 
oh . my basketball shorts fell into the sink and got soaking wet before i had a chance to put them on . cool . now what do i wear to bed . 😒 
#in11thgrade i spend too much time tweeting about the past instead of doing my homework d: 
USERNAME USERNAME sorry i butted in , i was bore d: ( 
USERNAME i know , i tend to make people sweat from being so googly eyed 😌 😏 
my brain when i get into be d: jk your not sleepy at all . turn on the tv . lol #killmenow 
oh yes my library is still filled with them >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you picked the most horny kid i know .. not fair 😐 
#in6thgrade i went out with deshawn 😔 it's all USERNAME fault ' i can't stand her 😒 
in actual pain from how cold i am ❄⛄ 😖 
#in8thgrade i got suspended i the third trimester for the stupidest reason and almost didn't walk 😒 
USERNAME i know i'm dying to listen to it but we have to .... have to wait d: 
#oomf is alwayyss the one to fall asleep first 😑 USERNAME 😒 
#in6thgrade i got my braces ... and i still have them 😑 😠 
ion get why gay girls use strap on's that's half way gay 😒 
i never tell people when they say things that bother me . i just let it bother me 😒 
we come , go , eat , breathe; everyday things . don't get caught up in the ba d; there is a lot more good that you're not realizing . 
i already knew michelle was gunna bring that up 😒 
i miss my brother .. it ain't the same w/o him 😒 😔 
#in6thgrade i was a square and still am ! >.< #notnormal 
there's this tat i want be i can't download the picture to show #oomf >.< 
#in7thgrade there was like 6 different fights at once at busses and mullen went on lockdown afterward 😒 😂 
“USERNAME this what i gotta deal with on face time tho 😒 💢👊 USERNAME URL 😂 😂 why you do that man ! 
some people are so pathetic , lol 😂 😄 😏 
#in7than d8 thgrade i hung out with the same people every single day USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
#in6thgrade #mybestfriend #ratchethoes #ew #nappyhair #wetoomfcute we're still growing strong :') USERNAME love you ! URL 
USERNAME oh ha yea a lot of people say that .. lol well everyone has different opinions 😏 😊 
worst fucking news i could receive at the worst possible time #fuckk 😔 😣 😰 🔫 
i hate losing the back to an earring . 😒 😒 😒 😒 
why ambi in my phone the whole time when i still have 50 pages left of my book ? ? ? ? #bored #fuckhomework 
#in6thgrade ian moore threw a worm in my hair during a fire drill & it cut in half & its guts was in my freshly straightened hair ... #ew 
paiden just passed has like a grown ass man .... #nasty 
#inelemetaryschool i sat next to someone in the bus who would talk the whole time even if i wasnt listenin >.< 
i'd rather be knocked out than smothered with that belly ! ! ! #ew 
USERNAME USERNAME she's so fine . right there with katy perry 😏 
#in7thgrade was when i first dyed my hair red & now everyone has it >.< 
guhh , please . you wass scurdd when i said juhh wasnt allowed over hurr & now you actin hard 😏 , watch . stay where yahh beezlong . 
USERNAME reverse psychology cause i wanna get bitch slappe d: ) watch my beard tho , she's delicate 
go fix your burnt hair tryna look like gilian bitch >.< 
-- do my dance on the dx ck , boy you know you love tha shxt ! 
USERNAME i've always been a sexy lil thang . 😏 😊 
#inmiddleschool i fought more than 5 times a year d; 
USERNAME u were spare d: #gallerygirls entitled , posturing nyc girls . very early laguna beach/the hills but w black clothes n eyeliner 
that cough medicine has me sick to my stomach , not cool . 😷 😣 
don't get me wrong i love where i'm at and my journey has brought me a long way but what . if . 😐 
#intenthgrade i stuck a miniature sausage in my mouth #ew 
USERNAME ok👌 but i don't think i could play with anybody cause my gamecenter don't work 😣 
honestly , the year 2012 has sucked major ass for me . started out amazingly and has progressively gotten worse day by day 😒 
my aunt got a twitter ... im not sure i'm feeling that 😒 
. gota pay fa my down payment on my cap and gown ✌👍 😏 
paiden just passed gas like a grown ass man #nasty 
my cousin pre ordered black ops 2 >.< boy me and my little brother going stay up all night long c; 
annoyed , upset , irritated all at the same time .. 😒 😔 😤 #badcombination 
the cold is making my couple of noodle scar red again 😐 😢 
theres 26 letters in the alphabet , wtf do i need u for ? hah jk , dont tell my boyfrien d: p 
USERNAME i had a pink razr in middle school ...... d: 
store manager tied up , robbe d; suspect shoots at officer: jackson police said a man has been charged in connecti ... URL 
it's funny b/c #in6thgrade i dated all these boys but i don't think i even went near one of them #whataslut 😒 
#insixthgrade i full forced pushed USERNAME and she walked away 😏 #badass #iknow 
leaving USERNAME tonight <<< #besafe #missyoualready 😭 😕 😐 😧 😟 😰 😥 😩😫 😞 😁👎 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i couldnt wait to leave sts now id do anything to go back and be with everyone again schools just not the same 
USERNAME i need my #imagine ! ! ! dx i'm dying cause i've been waiting soo long 
honestly , i didn't start lookin good til .. never i'm still waiting 😒 
rmft 😂 this just made my night , hahaha i miss my parties ! 😏 
USERNAME 😏 be jellyy . & brro im soo hungryy 😫 
“USERNAME #in6thgrade i hated USERNAME wow thanks mark love you too can't wait to see you this weeken d: * #hatedyoumore 
#tweetyournickname : narices de perro - from my dad . 😒 #imhisfavorite 
if you're in a relationship , still keeping your ex around is so fucking disrespectful ✋ 😒 y'all broke up for a reason . 
i aint really start talkin to boys till like #in9thgrade lol . i was a late starter . 😂 😏 
#in12thgrade my senior ball date dumped me a day before senior ball 😑 
#in8thgrade people said i looked like a racoon cause of my makeup ... 😒 
#in6thgrade i met my bestfriend USERNAME ever since then we've fsu 😏 
#inmiddleschool my mama wouldn't let my ass go no where ! now i have the ability to do that and i don't want to do shit nor be bothered . 😒 
USERNAME what the heck 😒 😒 i better get one ... 
#in7thgrade i was fat . they called me chubb chubbs ! #an d8 thgrade 
what do you call not taking to you boyfriend for a whole week but your still together . . . hmm ? 😒 
#in6thgrade i wore size 0 and i still wear size 0. #smh #skinnyproblems 😔 😣 😞 
USERNAME says the one that was always a dumbass with me 😬 😐 
#in11thgrade thats the first time i had drama in school >.< 
man people tweet the same shit every dam day ... 😖 😖 
#in6thgrade i was just about the tallest one . then everyone caught me after that . 😔 😔 😒 😒 
i need to get on finishing my homework 😑 ✏📒 
ugh this weather is bipolar i swear ! ! 😤 😒 
#in6thgrade i had to start my day off by reading a book >.< 
USERNAME we were so weird but we were undefeated so it's okay 😏 
not having my car is so inconvenient 😡 😠 😒 
USERNAME 😒 we are currently talking about fast food doofus . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME at least they are excited to see me 😒 
#in8grade their was this girl name alexis i couldnt stand her >.< , but got to know her c; yea shes my bestfriend and no you cant have her 
#in6thgrade i was a brace face . always single . and had long blonde stringy hair . #gross 
just made trey a pizza and asked if he wanted ranch with it . he said 😷🙊 #yuck 
my second sholl do kno how to throw down i smashe d: ) 
the smell of food makes me wanna #puke #nausea #ew 
#in7than d8 thgrade 7-2 and 8-2 cheated our way through science and social studies ... like we all did , the whole class as a whole 
new disaster recovery center opens on staten islan d: URL 
USERNAME sweet what a blessing ! have fun with your gift from go d: ) 
jeffery is too lazy to move . and i have to make my fucking bed 😑 
#inmiddleschool i had vans in every color , lol like literally 😏 👌 
USERNAME 👸 well there's this one .. but it looks like my mom 😐 
kylie jenner is so freaking beautiful ... damn 😒 i'm jealous 
#inmiddleschool i was flat chested and had no butt . oh wait , that never changed . 😂 😒 
in 8th grade i got most dramatic in yearbook . like seriously ? ! 😒 😒 
-caring about what others think of me i just need to be a good kid now . 😒 
#in8thgrade austin called me nigger and i stuck that kid in the nose . 😏 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade were some bad years . i hated middle school ! ! 
#in1stgrade i puked all over mrs . hartman and it got in her shirt , in her shoes , and all over her desk #tacos #yuck #embarrassed 
USERNAME remember #in6thegrade when i put dish detergent in ms . williams brown water & yanni bitch ass snitched ! >_< lil bitch 
#in8thgrade mr . chella had to call my house every morning to make sure i got to school 😒 
USERNAME shout out to my lil sis jordon forr bein cool funny and always beinn sa d: / #followher and #cheerherup 
USERNAME USERNAME come back to jersey and it's over 😮 😬😁 😏 #missu 
USERNAME lol i said lil joint joint that does not mean gf or bf . 😏 
jerry the mouse #drawing #cool #bored #artist #artistic #random #dope #pencil @ nashville URL 
woaah , jonasia has a new twitter name . 😯 USERNAME 😏 
#middleschool i didn't have to try to get good grades i juss did . & now i have to kill myslef to get good grades >.< 
when i tweet alot it's because i'm not talking to my boyfriend @ the moment lol . #justfyi . #bored #twitterentertainsmylife 
USERNAME i just maybe thought you would say it once lol 😒 
#in8thgrade i would get yelled at by mr & mrs champion everyday for too much pda .. 😑 
USERNAME oh ! i never told you ! we got this kid from damien this year . and………. well lets just say i wish he still went to damien . 😒 
and 😒 😞 😔 again . hearing this is killing me ! ! 
a cricket killed itself by jumping under my foot as i was taking a step… i wasn’t wearing any shoes . or socks . 😖 why am i such a pansy ? 
lazboo's ... st . kate's for a reason 😒 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
i wish me and #oomf could actually talk about our problems instead of this small talk over text ... 😒 😔 
USERNAME my messy buns don't look good anymore 😒 ill have to try the sock bun ! 
just found out i wont be hittin the slopes this winter . the fuck 😑 
#in6thgrade the knockouts were the #1 team in the us but we didn't want to publicize it 😏 USERNAME 
#in8thgrade i wouldn't know because i skipped eight grade .. 😏 
USERNAME lololol . i was so happy to ride a blue bus too ... 😒 
USERNAME just incredibly single haha thanks tho ! 😑 😹 
don't be telling me that i changed , no no my attitude or mentality hasn't changed one bit , what changed are the feelings you have for me 😔 😒 
#in6thgrade me and the spots all over my legs 😒 URL 
#in6thgrade half the school wanted to fight me 😒 lol 
seeing everyone on facebook all .. makes me feel even more #lonely 😔 😒 #fuckit 
USERNAME oh and u prob cried cause u didnt know me yet 😋 😏 
USERNAME i'm getting to that point i only have 2 left .. 😒 
what you sai d: you are not a fan . what i hear d: i have no idea how bad they really are and i am not too bright . #chiefs 
#in7thgrade & #in8thgrade is when everybody started getting into their own little groups & split up just like that . 😒 
USERNAME i didn't see you 😒 and what was the final score 
USERNAME this weekend we are doing our #atleelax2012 defense dance .. #getready 😏 
run , capitol hill , washington dc with my tracks: 11/12/2012 8:49pm distance: 4.1 mi time: 1:52:19 spee d: 2.2 mi/h . URL 
#in11thgrade is when i got my first blue slip by billy's ugly ass 😒 😒 
USERNAME you're going to get pimp slapped . >_< #s . a . d . 
USERNAME i wanna go back to middle school know what i know now 😖 😭 😫😩 💔 
#in6thgrade chris setree thought it was funny to grab my ass during recess . so i chased him down and kicked his ass . #detentionfordays 😒 
USERNAME thank you because USERNAME thought i was retard for showing it to her 😏 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i talked on the phone with USERNAME and his homies like everynight 
USERNAME we might be giving people the wrong idea 😏 i want your nuts 
#in6thgrade USERNAME looked like this ... #whatachamp #2kute 😏 URL 
i hate when people jump down my throat and try to act right about everything . i mean ... shut up ... 😐 
USERNAME lmao ! it's not my fault man . 😒 😒 
i'm pretty much certain that my life sucks lol 😑 #truth #basic 
honestly , the rest of the song is cake . but this one chord . ugh . it’s going to drive me crazy . d: 
bad mood < #frustrated #tired #cramps #disappointed #hateit #bleh #goaway 
#in8thgrade i only passed the year by making mrs . nacco pass me and threatened her that i'd make sure i was in her math class . she passes me 😏 
#20reasonswhyimsingle i thought it wa cute to do the duck lips to the side in my pictures . #eww 
i'm going to be spending thanksgiving in daytona ... 😔 😑 😞 
woman in the street and a freak in the you know what 😏 
#in7than d8 thgrade the crew in is7 in those 2 years did more crazy fucked up fun shit that you will ever accomplish in the rest of your life 
when USERNAME decides to turn off the headlights and its pitch black outside 😒 😭 
USERNAME oh i'll find you don't worry that's my goal 😏 
eh , gonna hit that unfollow button now .. that one made me sick 😒 
#insixthgrade i told my sister i liked a boy ... the next day they were dating .. 😒 #mylife 
#insixthgrade i was the same height i am right now . 😒 
u can't be acting like ur with someone only when it benefits u ... ur either in it 100% or ur not ... 😒 selfish ass niggas ! 😤 lol 
ill just not go to school tomorrow ? #i 'llneverfinish >_< 
#inkindergarden i stay back because i didn't know english 😑 
spotte d: x and g going back to their old habits . will they ever learn ? 
i'm to the point where i have so much to do , but i'm contemplating going to bed to avoid it .. and it's 11:00pm . 😑 
USERNAME oh but if you had some you wouldn't be fat 😒 
i wish civic could be everyday , or like that would be school . i go back to ewwy airport tomorrow . #yuck #dreamin 
we were a couple , and you wouldn't throw it back 😒 😂 
#in8thgrade i hated the security guard mrs . smith .... oh wait i still do 😒 
USERNAME ill be in the bay area starting wednesday evening . i'm leaving #p dx tomorrow morning . 
*whatd i say ? oh yeah , that was good 😏 * hahahaha . 
if i could live under a rock like patrick i would 😏 
USERNAME i live on yellow jacket drive across from starkville high . come get me . 😒 
USERNAME omg you had her too ? i had her for homeroom 😑 i couldn't understand anything in that class ! 
alyssa talks so much . 😒 about nothing at all .. 
#in7thgrade me and USERNAME his under mrs collins desk with ski masks on , thinking we were scare everyone 😒 hahah 
USERNAME haha nahh bruh . i have a late birthday man . i actually asked my mom about it . cause i was like man this ain't cool 😒 
the taste of the antibiotic crap they put in my mouth makes me want to puke ... #eww 
#in7than d8 thgrade cassidy long . enough said . 😂 😂 
#imthattypeofboyfriend that will give you sexy time whenever you want it 😏 
damn boy , you're mighty confident . better not let a girl down . 😏 
#inmiddleschool i wanted to kill ms . plumer .... stupid cunt 😒 
i hope USERNAME is bringing me a shirt ! 😏 please ! ! 💁 
#in6thgrade i was a stud…. oh wait , nothing has changed . 😏 
USERNAME it's pretty pathetic honestly ... lol it's a video game .... 😑 
i don't remember when i shower last . fuxk 😒 
i miss my boyfrien d: / i wish day's would go by faster ! 
#in9thgrade i got 1st runner up in the pageant . 😏 swag 
i have had the same headache for two days now #yuck #ijustwantmywarmbed . 
weeks ? 1-2-3 days is rt USERNAME niggas don't have sex in 1-2-3 weeks & call that sht a drought ? ? plz 😒 
#in6thgrade i was so happy to have friends lmaoo . i . 😏 . 
why does ben have to be hurt ? ! 😒 
#inthe7than d8 thgrade me &' USERNAME were like this >>>>><<<>>> 
#in5thgrade me & USERNAME made 2 girls cry in the bathroom & got pink slips 😏 
USERNAME yea i know about her . i remember someone told me she died on the day of her funeral 😒 
USERNAME haha cant even help me out in that class >.< 
goal for the upcoming weeken d: actually make it to graffiti after failed attempts for 3 years running . 
#in8thgrade i only passed cause i made mrs . nacco pass me and threatened that i'd make sure i was in her class nxt year . she passed me 😏 
#in4thgrade i was fat and unattractive , 6 years have passed and nothing's changed 😒 #great 
dear people playing tag in the dark hall ... stop running around screaming and knocking on my door ... #rude 
#in6th7than d8 th i dressed the same as i do now lmao 
i sai d: na , jus fuckin bitches and drinking gatorade 
USERNAME USERNAME don't lie i was the funniest person in our class 😏 
#in9thgrade i learned i fucking hate high school 😒 📓✏ 
if you don't #subscribe to my USERNAME jersey shore will come back ! ! ! ! d: URL what are you waiting for ? ! ? ! ? 
don't even know why i'm in bed right now ... i don't have class until 5 tomorrow . #imlame 😐 
USERNAME is confusing me with this cute boy thing ! 😐 
USERNAME stay focuse d; don't let the bright lights change your approach . just do what you do best and ball out tomorrow night ! 
#in6thgrade i would layer a tank top/ spagetti strap shirt or dress over a tight short sleeve shirt #ew #why 
never thought i'd hear my neighbors fucking through my wall . #ew #wtf #help 
USERNAME USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 oh definitely ... he rocked that mop 😏 
i worked 11 hours shouldn't i be tired ? ... honestly hate pushin like 40 hours a week 😑 
why is almost falling in the shower so freaking scary ? 😣 #mylifejustflashedbeforemyeyes 
#in6thgrade i got kicked out of a basketball game for shoving a girl into a wall going for a layup 😏 
how mrs monk got mad at alexus this morning<<<<< USERNAME that was stupid 😒 
😐 😐 . i'm surprised yo papa didn't say that . 
everyone that was y'all af in middle school is short now cause they didn't grow any after middle school 😒 
# #inmiddleschool & #inhighschool i still look the same 😮 😑 
USERNAME i know what was wrong with me ! ! ! ! d: 
#in7than d8 thgrade me and paige fought over kyle nunan all the time and traded him off as a boyf like every week 
everybody getting matching tattoo's on there wedding finger now . 😑 
i wish i could have you 😒 😏 😑 😠 😒 
i have so much going through my head right now 😣 
i'm trying to write an #in6thgrade tweet , but i can't remember anything >.< 
why are you all reminiscing on your middle school memories ? 😒 
my mom told me to sleep on the couch tonight so she doesn't need to listen to me cough all night #rude 
USERNAME don't blame ya , creeps are everywhere nowadays sadly 😐 
i can't tell the difference between salma and khadijah cuz y'all's pics are the same .. #twitterstruggle ! ! 😖 😖 😡 
USERNAME those were the days . casey was around back then 😐 
#in7than d8 thgrade i went out with just anyone nothing serious & then 9th grade happened .. 
new addition to the family wouldnt be so ba d; 
emmily actin like she didnt get bagged by me too 😒 😂 😂 😂 
#in8thgrade i remember i got i got isd for wearing a red ribbon cause they though i was in a gang 😒 
fuck , finally done working out and playin ball and now i got this fuckin homework to do when i get home 😣 😲 
the things these people are tweeting make me feel ... 😣 
#in6thgrade i thought i was badass because i lied to myspace about my age .. 😳 🙊 😐 
USERNAME and i was so pudgy and you were so skinny ! we were a sight to see . 😂 but i don't think we turned out half bad . 😏 
now , going to bed . goodnight 😣 😴 i hope tomorrow works out good .. #wishfulthinking 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i rocked a poof every single day . 
snowy cold weather in childhoo d: yess mom i want to go outside . snowy cold weather now: bitch close the window its cold . 
this coffee is weak . i like my coffee how i like my men .... strong . hah 😏 💪 
USERNAME i understand that feeling ... shits fucking fantastic right 😒 
#in6thgrade i was 4'9. in 11th grade . im still 4'9 😑 
keep your drinks just give me the money , just you & your hand tonight ! 😏 
my whole house is painted the same color ? #boring #gross 
i'm glad i wear an apron because i just spent the whole night at work with my fly down 😐 
USERNAME why not ? ? ? haha aight then d; 
USERNAME are you hacked ? or did you intentionally tag me in a post about porn ? #gross 
USERNAME i thought big hair clips were cool 😁 😂 😏 
do work son ! knees killen me tho 😐 #legday #squaterday #squats #asstothegrass #beast #quads #gl @ gold's gym URL 
i have no respect for girls who tell me or someone they're scare d; like stfu cause i will use it against u #sorrynotsorry 
#in8thgrade ms . arnold would always split USERNAME & i up . 😖 
USERNAME i'm not comin back , you're mean to me 😣 
USERNAME haha well its not my fault i get distracted easily >.< haha 
damn i think i'm catching a cold . 😔 😖 
#in7thgrade a-wallin was my every day hobby . #iwassobad 😒 😂 
USERNAME networking follow ups from USERNAME and her ear to the street at #content2012 last night . #p dx #fashion 
holy shit it's raining hard at my house >_< lol 
she's having allergy probs ? give her some allegra-d 😏 👌 USERNAME #shewantsthed 
USERNAME shuddup you know you had those too 😒 😑 👊 #mushu4prez 
#confessionnight i can't stand going even a day without seeing my sweet boyfrien d: / 
#in8thgrade i got iss for wearing a red ribbon cause the vice principal thought i was in a gang 😒 
day out with my boo jaesasylum #shoppin #checkinoutniggahs lol #bored @ montclair mall and ontario mills URL 
why does my throat hurt so bad ? ! ? ! 😷 😖 
i hate when my girlfriend treats me like a child 😒 i am no child . 
#in6thgrade i had a lot if drama with USERNAME 😏 
no matter how much water i drink , i always feel dehydrated . 😑 😷 
idk but everytime i read one of USERNAME tweets i burst out laughing hes all funny & cute en shit d; 
USERNAME my phone is too pixelated . what is it ? 😑 
#in10thgrade my spanish teacher absolutely hated the ground i walked on .. not even exaggerating , he wanted me to die . 😐 👍 
USERNAME hahaha i did the exact same thing lol the dumb teachers said i was a terrorist 😒 
#inmiddleschool i had more detentions than i did classes inna week >.< 
most ppl seemed to have a nice time in middle school . shit my middle school days were shit and they just were just full of drama and gay 😒 
hey remember when we grew up and learned to not put our drama on social networking sites ? ? oh wait i guess that was just me 😏 
#in7thgrade ms lowry and mrs banister got caught having an affair #gross 😳 
something USERNAME posted on ig , ohh my gosh this is so gross 😖 😖 😖 URL 
#in7thgrade i would edit my facebook pictures with picnik and add a bunch of hearts and sparkles bwahahaha 😱 😣 
#inhighschool i got the name tookold ,. cause ion gaf how i say it ,. ima be real ,. 😏 😒 
kindergarten was the my favorite year 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 if you know me you know why haha 
next chick that's fronts on the slot ima say: bitch dont kill my vibe ... 😑 
im tryna go home this weekend for the carshow ! ! 😒 
sorry , i had to redo that tweet 😒 lol 
#in8thgrade everybody wanted to get me in trouble when we had study hall w/ mr . kearsey 😔 😒 
there's a guy here that looks like an exact mix of two exes .... so weird . 😐 
USERNAME then he called me 6 years later in the middle of the night 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME no we hate you too . 😐 
USERNAME how many times are you gonna put before you realize there's no e after the k ? lol 😒 
#in6thgrade USERNAME uninvited me to her birthday party on the bus 😒 
the new show #catfish comes on next ! pretty excited to watch it . these people are idiots , but i feel bad for them . 😒 😔 
#in6thgrade i had no friends . and now ... i have no friends 😑 #nothingschanged #ohwell #noshame 
USERNAME USERNAME might have to give up dee/castellanos/pederson or something 😣 idk just random trio guess 
USERNAME when you go you should take me cuz you made me wanna go 😐 
#in6thgrade i got sent to court for bullying 😒 lol #bigsurprise 
USERNAME alright sounds good . good luck with it 😏 😏 . #itsawholelotofassindapants 
USERNAME USERNAME then they brought me in to play d; ) #6thman 
USERNAME even a simple midle class woman cn tell u tht ! u being a dem it's difficult ! jobs=deman d= taxes on products=revenue ! #tcot #obama 
USERNAME lmao . keywor d: thought . we were young & stupid , i forgive us 😂 
can't turn back now , i'm haunted . 💔 😣 
USERNAME oh okay . well yeah it's my dumb ass birthday fault ! 😒 
you would think some of these people haven't seen the light of day in weeks #gross 
#in7than d8 th all i wore was tight hollister shirts & sweat pants . oh & my hair in a tight ratchet pony . #gross 
USERNAME i'm not even lying >.< you suck ! xd 
last time i went to the strip club the girls were trying to take my money 😒 
wuts good USERNAME ? ? how is the wonderful life treatin u ? nice avi by the way 😏 😊 
i hate when people be talkinq about u behinq ur back .. >.< 
the day i come visit USERNAME , she isn't home ! she better hurry up or i'm leave ! 😑 
#infirstgrade i started loving cheese itz because i use to steal them from my crush name kurt , now he's so ugly 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i have done vodka 😏 
listening to brandon’s epic tale of scaling digital trends makes me appreciative of how many things i take for granted . #p dx wp 
USERNAME 😒 😒 you say you don't want to upset me but there you go calling me a child 
halls; us girls; soft moon; delicate steve; wise bloo d; white fence; king tuff; weird war; twin sister; waterlaso; suicide USERNAME 
USERNAME yeah i did the same thing 😒 and she got mad at you and them me she was like oh yeah . did you find out why it stopped ? 
#in7than d8 thgrade all my friends had like 20 different boyfriends and i had 1 
#in6thgrade i made a valentines day poster for my teacher , i put lipstick on and kissed it .. the other teacher told me to do that 😒 
girlfrien d: your xbox broke didnt it ? boyfrien d: yeah 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i wasn't on the bus that day 😏 
USERNAME pretty good . not ready for work and class tomorrow 😒 
#inelementaryschool & #inmiddleschool i use to hate parent/teacher conferences . 😒 
glad i know now lol ill leave it at that 😒 😂 ✌ 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME whoa , i didn't say all that now 😳 😐 , and lol idk maybe it was just the picture taylor ... 
47 missed calls ? >_< damn my phone was booming @ work 
USERNAME thanks i know 😏 lol , i haven't talked to you in forreverr 😑 
#in6thgrade me USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #chrischambers #yasintasin were in the same theater class 😏 
i can't wait . wait still got 6 more years 😏 URL 
#indoolin ... young maan ! tuck in that shirt ! *in my head* bitch pleasee ! but id still had to do it ... >.< 
USERNAME 😕 😏 shii i was jp with her 😂 
#tweetamemory when i backed into USERNAME the first day i met USERNAME 😳 😣 
i love it i love it you love it you love it every time every time we touching we touching 😏 
i hate when movies skip a great part &your just like wtf what happen to this scene it was my favorite 😑 
#in8thgrade we learned the importance of of the science lab 😏 
not even that much for the money ... but i love keeping myself busy 😏 
#inmiddleschool they called me neck cause i ain't have one 😒 we called USERNAME black and USERNAME toof cause he had bad teeth 
#in9thgrade i had the best time on poms it went crazy after that 😒 😔 
so you clowin me cause i use it in high school 😒 😑 
trying to get use to this cold weather . #iloveit but then again #hateit 
#inmiddleschool i had no ass . i still have no ass 😒 
do i smell a whore ! ? ? ! ! ? ? ! !👃 😖 
try to be respectful to em>>fuuck that 😒 >> nowadays you gotta approach em like 
can i go one night with losing my remote -.- #hateit 
obviously i have good tweets if you have something to say after every tweet i send . 😏 
hunter informed me the cut on his leg had been bleeding in his sleep , and not to think he'd been menstrating when i see his bed . #ohgosh 😑 😆 
#in7thgrade i got suspended for slap ass friday but i didn't even hit anyone 😒 😐 
this is why i never drink or smoke ! always get sick 😑 🔫 
USERNAME me too , but i'm not going to cause i can't fuckin drive right now ! 😖 
USERNAME what the ... how did ..... why would .... no , i'm not calling you fat . i was actually complimenting you . way to go ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME never had a two day hangover ... safe to say you guys got to see me at my absolute worst lol USERNAME too .. 😒 
i really like #oomf but she might transfer .. 😒 
#in7an d8 thgrade the butterfly park was the place to be . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME hahaha . i mean , what can i say ? 😏 
#inmiddleschool USERNAME had a crush on ms sultez 😏 bahahahahaha just playin 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME laura bommer , hmm 😯 😏 😎 
and in real life too ! rt USERNAME people be corny on social networks .. 😒 
USERNAME so that must mean you've gotten really accustomed to gracie's #ew you definitely dump your self every 5 seconds 
but one day she will be love d: ) she's got the total package ! 
lea d8 13's one day conference was so intense ole boy USERNAME got raptures clea @ tampa convention center URL 
USERNAME oh please what would you even write about ? 😒 
#insixthgrade i wasn't allowed to have a myspace .... so i would sneak on when my parents weren't looking . i was like ninja . never found out 😏 
now that i want to go to sleep , i'm not even tired . 😑 
cher lloy d: do i sound like a helicopter ? buurr 
#inmiddleschool i was j e a l o u s of USERNAME 😐 
i wish you would get off my dick . #stagefivecreeper 😒 
USERNAME i go to retweet you all the time then realize that a can't 😣 
#inmiddleschool we actually had good shit in the vending machines . 😒 
#in6thgrade i got sent to the dean for getting in a paint fight 😂 😏 
my twitter bestfrien d: USERNAME u alrdy know what's up ! ! ! ! 
'bout to gear up and go sit out at gamestop . i'm such a loser ... oh , well . maybe that will get me a loser girlfriend 😏 #sorrynotsorry 
i don't understand how anyone could have a foot fetish ... #disgusting 
#in6thgrade my boobs were the same size they are now 😒 
got a 8-10 paper due next monday as the final exam 😐 🔫 
USERNAME nigga obviously 😏 we don't play no games 👊 
USERNAME lmao ugh yea he was definitely my first kiss too ... 😒 
on the word they left off on . and one time i re-read a word so i had to sit at recess and write an essay about how i should pay attention 😑 
USERNAME omg and i'm leaving now ! ! 😖 🔫 
USERNAME i means you unfollowed me & then followed me again . #rude 
#in7thgrade my teacher was a perv and tried to get me to stay after school alone w him d: no sir . he also gave me awwk compliments d': 
i actually don't think i'll stay up to watch teen mom .... 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade when school got out we use to hold the doors closed until 150 kids pushed them open #is7 
#in8thgrade i went off on ms . niece every 6th period 😒 
USERNAME haha okay & ill give you mine too 😏 👌 
USERNAME nigga you grabbed it an hour and a half away though , just another reason to come visit me 😏 
well i guess i'm going to sleep since he mad nd the boy i was just talking to got boreing lol >.< 
i removed an earlier tweet that may have been misinterprete d: i didn't get manhandled--just an escort through packed hallway into #d300mtg . 
USERNAME you don't sit next to me no more ! that's what you di d: ( 
so tired , not even in the mood to communicate . 😣 
i just need someone to cuddle with every night . nothing else . just cuddle . 😏 
i wanna subtweet someone ... who can i subtweet ? 😏 
#in6thgrade ms . white class and mrs . samalate was live , i remember mrs . samalate dropped it like its hot >.< 
USERNAME i got my whole face done for prom once and ended up buying two eye shadows after . it was over $100 😒 
USERNAME aww yeah i didn't know you >.< i wish i did though ! ! (: 
USERNAME she is 12 will be 13 next month 😣 
i put too much chicken in my sala d: / 
pretty eventful weekend for me but all things must come to an end when you go back to work . 😏 till we meet again weekend . 
idc about how big that halo 4 shit is , moose better be in school tomorrow .. 😒 
#in6thgrade i had my first bf that never kissed me because he was too scared 😒 
k i did not just hear the dude across the way burp #ew 
#in6thgrade i was a stick . like 80 lbs . #eww 
my heart got messed up . why do we only get 140 characters ? ? 😒 #dumb 
USERNAME when i get mine then you'll get yours 😏 😄 
random reactions . 😃 😁 gab3stagram #bored #monday #noshavenovember @ just_in the future URL 
USERNAME d: no , no estoy , no responde . jajaja 
for so long i thought tony , toni , tone sung pretty brown eyes 😒 
it makes me so sad that 12 and 13 year olds are having sex ... #tooyoung #disgusting 
blahh . saying i don't have much stuff to do tomorrow before work would be an understatement . 😕 😣 
#in3rdgrade me and USERNAME would draw colossal penis's on our whiteboards in the back of class during lessons 😏 
getting my waves rubbed >>>> it's just so comforting & soothing & makes me sleepy 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME hahahha okay that might be a little true 😐 😕 😶 
#inmiddleschool i came back from sacred heart and had like 1 friend 😒 
not a goodbye , but a see you later . i love you all ! ! USERNAME faa @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
"USERNAME just reveale d: speed frame face on the #longestdriveringolf . i will give a kidney for one of these ... i'm serious 
i kinda wish i was in line waiting for black ops 2 #bored 
my brother said he got my xmas present already 😏 
i used to hate oomf in middle school ... her little light bright ass used to piss me off all the time 😒 
now i may be wrong but was that a sub tweet i jus saw ! ? ! ? ! ? ! 😏 
i cut my brothers hair into a mohawk i should be a girl barber 😏 lol 
USERNAME retweeted me ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ 😏 
#in3rdgrade . . . wtf ? i don't even remember what i ate yesterday >_< 
theres no water in freakin worcester . ratchet mofos ! ! ! #backthefuckup #ew 
#in6thgrade i gave peter a concussion by punching him in the temple , lol lights out 😏 
USERNAME eyes be telling me stories bout how they came from the most precious jewel of the worl d: ) #cornylineofthenight thanks 
USERNAME yo when she start doing that ? ! she read us bible stories and that was it >_< 
where childhood meets adulthoo d: chocolate milk in a wine glass . URL 
how i come to gamestop and they don’t have me file that i reserve my game , that’s that shit i don’t like 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade the rinx was where it was at .. 
#in4thgrade lil' bow wow was my shitt . 😏 hahahahh 😂 USERNAME 
my mom called the dr . and told them that i've been having pain in my right side forever and they told her to take me to the er . #shedidnt 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade coach curi was on my dick , and came to everyone of my classes to ask me if i wanted to play lol 
i don't like the name hannah at all , and everyone calls me hannah banana . 😒 the only cool thing is that it's spelled the same backwards . 
that awkward moment when someone says , and your just sitting there like bitch , i'm working on it ! ! ! ! ! 😒 
#in6thgrade i had a pet lizard .. but USERNAME let it run free 😐 
not only do i not want to fly back to vegas tonight , but i'm pretty sure i'm getting the flu too . 😒 😁 
#in5thgrade i dated this one guy so that he would stop poking me ... it lasted and hour 😐 
ugh USERNAME won't wake up for shit 😒 knowing i gotta go to the gym 😑 😞 
#in6th ,7th ,8thgrade i would get kicked out of the dances for dancing like a nasty ass >.< 
you know you are concerned for the country when you randomly spend an hour reading the healthcare bill before bed ... 😏 ☺ 
#inmiddleschool wms lunch was some shit ! #yuck 😖 😷😷 
spotte d: a gettin' down with dreads . looks like everyone will be dreading more than just her . 
#in6grade i was fat , ugly and had braces 😒 
& me and britt would skip 7th period and soon enough got in trouble 😒 but it was fun while it lasted ! 
these people on catfish are stupid af . how can you date someone over the internet & you've never even met them . 😒 😑 
i will pay someone to hospitalize me right now 👊💥💢 😵 🙏 😣 🔫 @ ezra lehman memorial library URL 
mt USERNAME 2 husban d: i love tht samsung commercial ! lol 
#in7than d8 thgrade i had to go through a metal detector everyday #mckeesportprobz 🔫🔪🔨 
USERNAME i know right i hate it ! but i'm so sleepy i went to sleep at 5 in the morning last night 😖 
“USERNAME #bored ... in my own state of mind ... URL hair so pretty 
#in6thgrade i was pretty much and aeropostale/american eagle model ..... that didn't get paid 😒 
i bought a book today calle d: red letter revolution -what if jesus really meant what he said . by shane claiborne 
lol i guess i'm not talking to #oomf tonight 😔 😒 👎 
don't hate the player , hate the game . 😏 
#in11thgrade i got suspended 4 times in april >.< . 
#in8thgrade the long term sub mrs . dejager had never got mad at anything . she gave me an a cuz i annoyed her so much . 😏 
#in7thgrade i got kicked out my house and some mo'shit . /: i was depressed like a hoe . d: 
#in6thgrade i won king at my school dance 😏 👑 
USERNAME && you i haven't stopped breaking girl's hearts since .. i know what i did 😏 
why is it once i lay down i'm not tired anymore 😏 
this midnight release is going to be the death of me . i have to be here until at least 1 and then possibly open tomorrow . 😖 
#in7th -8thgrade i met my real bestfrien d: officer brown 💁🙋 got me out of so much trouble 👏 
i love my job but i hate the fact that people must get hurt or ill to need me 😏 
USERNAME you had that smirk on your face 😂 😏 
#p dx #blazers - lucky to be only down by only 9 at the half @ rose garden arena URL 
USERNAME if our group chats with yelina aren't in it i swear 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME USERNAME my mom just said we should have a middle school throwback party . 😏 #imdown 
#in6thgrade i always got lunch detention for chewing gum 😒 
i just want to blow my pay check on unnecessary things * sigh those days are over 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade USERNAME wanted me .. why was i so stupid 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 
USERNAME i know who this is about . welcome . die . 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
you can tell if a girl is right for you by seeing how she drives on a dirt roa d; ) #countryway ! 
back in #6th7than d8 th i thought i ws such a badass cause i picked fights with everyone and no one did anything back . lol 
key reason to use innodb over myisam: row-level locking for the former means reads aren’t blocked on a write #p dx wp 
USERNAME are you on poly atomic ions too ? if not , you're lucky 😒 
you should be ashamed shawty you should be ashamed .. 😌 😏 
i pretty much scream in the car , and i don't stop singing it at stop lights either 👌 😏 😳 
you know you're bored when you end up watching . 😒 
there would be a fire drill while i'm still trying to get dressed 😑 
USERNAME and i were pretty crazy about USERNAME in 8th grade tho . 😏 
USERNAME what ? ! that's stupid ! my babies head only went back one time when my friend picked it up 😒 
USERNAME ha dang shoot mine got ugly 😣 he was a senior so i'm glad i didn't have to see him anymore lol 
USERNAME oh ! ! cause i was gonna be like umm jealous ! lol wish i was too 😣 
when i'm bout to get off twitter everyone wanna tweet . 😒 k . 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i liked my computer more than people 
aw jason wanted to facetime w' me but i'm grounded & have no wi fi 😒 
#in6thgrade i sat on a s'mores pop tart and forever am i called poopstains bonner #lovelife 😐 
i can careless about what you did in school 😒 
time to bundle up ! ! ! #fml #onlyintexas smh 👎🙊 😐 😕 😒 ❄☁ URL 
my phone hasn't rang for like the past 7 hours . 😑 lol 
hey carlos ! ! why'd you favorite that tweet 😒 hahaha 
i'm not even nice so when i do be nice .... nvm 😒 
#in9thgrade i lost a lot of friends i used to have . 😐 😔 
#in7than d8 thgrade shiloh fries . nuf said . and that raper homeless looking creepy ass lunch dude we had . 
#in6thgrade i had very long hair 😐 😑 😮 😦 😧 😵 😲 😶 URL 
well this is slowly driving me crazy . 😒 🔫 
#in10thgrade then i got knocked up and was in denial for 3 months 😏 
#in6thgade i tried to do a cool flip on the bars and fell off .. in front of my crush 😳 😔 😣 haha #embarrassing 
#in7than d8 thgrade i has the best bus , we ran shit 
i used to think of jsmoov when i heard keith sweats but as soon as it came on i thought about kevin lol #goodtimes 😏 
USERNAME i missed it alk ! ! my phone died on me at the worst possible time 😒 but i miss playing with you too alkee .. #thosewerethedays 🏀 
#in8thgrade i date phillip lomeli but he broke up with me because i'd run away whenever he tried to even hug me d; 
USERNAME yes huhh ! you're just trying to be nice 😑 
USERNAME 😐 😶 😑 uhh well this is awk 😏 
USERNAME let's meet at the studio at 2am . thug lyfe . 😏 
she said , i love you , but i'm tired of being a tramp . 😑 
#inmiddleschool ... i don't remember shit . 😒 probably because i was a loser lmao 
#in6thgrade the idea of not having recess in 7th grade kept me awake at night . 😏 
USERNAME hell yea he di d; ; and didn't think twice 
USERNAME love you brotha ! thanks for the bro time tonite ! ! i think 4 bowls of chili should be good enough for you sir ! i don't min d: ) 
USERNAME lmfao i did the same with my 7th period .. kind of ashamed to say what class i had 😒 
those who are in a relationship 😒 lucky asses ! 😔 
#in7thgrade colored skinny jeans were in but my mom wouldn't buy me any cause she thought they were bad 😒 😔 #wantedemsobad 
USERNAME USERNAME oh hey ... pretty sure christopher was to blame 😒 
i wish my boobs were all huge like USERNAME . 😒 
USERNAME i missed it lmao ! i felt so awk i kept studdering . how dumb did i look 😒 
#in7thgrade me and USERNAME always would play outside and think we were the studs of the neighborhood ! ! ! 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME are you serious ? ! we went to shv mall and went to see i am legend d: 
#in10thgrade i changed the way i looked at life . i changed the way i treated girls & i changed the maturity level i had . just enough 😏 
i have this feeling that he's not lying and tellin me the truth 😏 
am i the only one that can't tell if kristen stewart i'd hot or not 😏 
walmart trips #fuckingfamilyreunion #everyoneshere #blackops2 #bored #nomakeup #rachet USERNAME URL 
#in7than d8 thgrade i talked to and dated USERNAME and thought i was the coolest person ever . #whatajoke 
#in7than d8 thgrade who remembers when i use to do that voice shit when it got mad quiet in the lunch room and got caught every time lmao 
#in6thgrade i got coughs watching porn ... or was that 7th 😳 😐 
just woke up from a 3 hour nap . oh goody this should be good 🙈 😯 😏 😔 😴 
USERNAME there's no way you wouldn't remember it ! 😒 everyone on the planet would ! 
she doesn't kno how bad it hurts 😔 to hear her say things like that ... don't get it .. but ok 😒 
hasn't talked to my bestfriend all night #record #missyou 😖 USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME right george right . u cant watch the game cuz ur tainting #disgusted 
USERNAME holy shit that’s far >.< are you taking the train ? 
iclou d: so simple yet extremely frustrating ! ! ! 
give thanks to the lord , for he is goo d; his love endures forever . -psalm 118:29 
whats the point of always making a wish at 11:11 .. it never comes true 😕 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME wednesday the boy hunt is on ! 😏 
USERNAME that show makes me want to kill puppies 😒 
still kinda mad that USERNAME made me miss 11/11 11:11 ... 😒 
in 6th grade all you bitches where ugly now stfu 😏 
man , our dance team hasn't even performed yet and we are already gettin hate . 😒 #tragic 
#in6thgrade my teacher was soo trifling , * #yuck i hate that man mr . johnson was his name 
omg im scared to kill a spider >.< i hate spiders i swear 
#inmiddleschool mr . viator was my bf everybody knew that 😏 lol jk . 
this guy is probly chewy feom chelsea lately .. #catfish #gross 
USERNAME USERNAME have you guys seen me ? ! ? 😒 
skyline looks better at night than day . #p dx (@ portland , or) URL 
USERNAME i had it worse in 8 grade dont go there weener 😑 
#in8thgrade me and USERNAME liked to sneak out 😳 😂 😏 
#in9thgrade i tackled billy up the stairs and got in school suspension the first day . 😐 
#in7thgrade i tripped and fell in front of the entire middle school and my ass was shown . 15 minutes later , i fell into a huge puddle . 😐 
USERNAME yeah ! but after she left my mom asked 😒 
when shana use to call me drama minaj <<<<< 😒 
USERNAME i don't see why ... we never offended her mother 😏 
#in7thgrade i got after school detention for being outside of the girls bathroom talking to USERNAME instead of acctually going to the br 😒 
USERNAME lol how can you be a classy chola ? 😏 
#in1stgrade i was best friends with USERNAME until she decided to bite me . #rude 
#in9thgrade i woke up and was suddenly the tallest person in class .. 😱 😑 
#in6thgrade i was onee cake loving chubby kidd 😣 😒 
USERNAME you just had to tell twitter lmfaoo yess .. william 😂 😒 
USERNAME called me an idiot :( #ilikedit 😏 😈 😶 
#in7thgrade ed hardy was in style , now if you are caught wearing it 😐 😐 😐 😐 
USERNAME don't you dare favorite one of my tweets when you can't even text a hoe back today . #fuckedup 😒 
i don't understand why i always have to pee ? ! wtf ! not okay ! 😡 😖 
am i the only one who doesn't like teen mom ? getting knocked up at age 16 is nothing that needs to be glorified . 😒 
USERNAME your tweets 😏 <<<<<<< other people on my tl 
USERNAME haha ! atleast you go to the gym 😔 😒 
i've tried changing my bio on twitter 10 billion times and it just won't workk 😣 😠 👊💣 
USERNAME me too ! it was always fun ! d: 
#in6thgrade USERNAME USERNAME & tess would walk ahead of me and make fun of me when we hung out . yes i did cry . #jerks 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME well you didn't wanna kick it with your boys last time we were all there 😒 
#inmiddleschool i would always get super sad when USERNAME wasn't on the bus 😔 😑 😏 i had to sit by the two fat sisters who never would stfu . 
i wish i could talk to my boyfriend over the weekend >.< 
#in5th6th7than d8 thgrade i would cry over jake papi every night 
#in9thgrade i thought i found the love of my life , but that was the biggest fuck up 😒 
don't talk to me if you're going to be negative 😒 #notrightnowplz 
i swear i hear noises out the random 😳 😮 😐 
#in7thgrade i got 2 detentions in two weeks for chewing gum 😒 
zomg , out to play . sorry i'm not sorry for the puns 😏 @ great mall URL 
i had to add an extra 10 minutes 😒 🔫 
#in8thgrade i smashed a plate on the ground in home ec cause i thought it wouldn't break because it was plastic . 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME why dey kick me out doe ? 😭 😔 😒 
USERNAME omg >.< haha i remember the f . a . ts 
#tweetaturnon lip biting ! .. oomf is great at this 😏 lol 
USERNAME key word there was friends . you can be friends with anybody . #goodness not like i was the one asking for your # saturday 😐 
ya'll not gone give me too much bout my past ! 😒 
USERNAME yeah i know it was goo d: ) glad you liked it ! ! 
that moment when you accidentally like some random persons status about some random crap not even worth liking for on fb ! #fml 😑 
the line for caribou still has not gone down . come one people , i'm fallin asleep here 😣 
shut upp sarah mclachlan ! ! d d; i would adopt all them animals if i could ! ! but i can't so gtfo ! 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME it was intended to be a sarcastic , semi-pissed face . as follows 😒 
USERNAME kay thanks for falling asleep on me 😐 😐 😐 😑 😑 
who would like to be that person i txt day and night without getting bored ? hmm none okay v.v 
#in6thgrade i bullied USERNAME bc he hit me in the face with a huge bouncy ball ... 😂 😂 😂 .... sorry bud 😒 
ugh 6 page research paper ! fuck u procrastination 😒 😠 👎 
okay i'm convinced USERNAME knows all my friend #getyourownnigga >.< 
USERNAME lol i had the longest conversation with her last week . i miss her and we literally live in the same building 😒 
USERNAME happy birthday , even though i already told you 😏 
#inelementary came home everyday wiid a stan on my shirt >.< lmfao mustard && shit 
there's something about USERNAME i just don't like 😒 ... 
that moment when your brother or sister has that cute ahh friend over and your mom is embarrassing you and turning you all the way off << >_< 
#in7thgrade my brother left me USERNAME 😔 😒 😣 😫 😢 😭 lol 
USERNAME i never ever got a cookie either 😒 lmfao 
nobody on my tl can appreciate my middle school tweets with me cause nobody that went to the crest fucks with twitter like that ... 😒 😐 
there's nothing like desperately needing medicine that can't be shipped in for two days . 😑 😵 
USERNAME 😒 i really can't believe that just happened though ... the cold is getting to me ! 
USERNAME & your smile ? cause i'm not too great at it 😁 lmao that's mine 😒 
dawg not havin my tv for like a week i notice i watch a lot of tv when i'm home 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME hahah happens to the best of us 😣 all the boys fault really though 
i haven't drinkin anything but beer the past 3 days . 😏 
so im looking at me and bryan's homecoming pictures and i'm laughing in the picture ... wow 😒 😁 #thanksphotographerguythatmademelaugh #blah 
just got off y'all i'm tired af we literally never slowed down today .. 😒 😒 
guys with long nails . #ifeelbadforyourlady #ew cut that shit . 
USERNAME USERNAME hmm 😳 😏 *looks at you like spongebob did squidward when he found out he likes krabby patties 
USERNAME well in class someone said you were sick and she just made an ugly fade and said she was absolutely fine this morning 😒 
#in10thgrade that's when i started to be a ladies man 😏 😂 😂 
USERNAME lmao boy boom i don't even know you 😑 
fucckk my boyfriend needs to get our of work already ! ! ! 😒 😒 😒 
#inmiddleschool i was the new kid on the block . they all wanted the d 😏 
this #catfish show is pretty interesting .. but i don't know how some people can be so gullible when it comes to dating someone online 😒 
USERNAME i think all states want to succee d; some want to secede . #verbsmakeabigdifference :) 
#in10thgrade i got kicked out of class , security called on me , then she told my mom i was starting a revolutionary war in the classroom 😒 
spotte d: USERNAME at USERNAME #believetour . oh hey , boy ! 
USERNAME lmao that's not even right 😣 what did he want lol 
USERNAME it's safe to say it was 100%. do you remember the time you came and visited me in the planning room cause i wore house slippers 😐 
no ! you ruined sesame street ! ! elmo got with under aged kids #ew #comeon #disappointed 
USERNAME it is sitting here with your container , sweatshirt , and dvds 😏 💿 
bored as hell and i can't sleep ! ! 👎👎 😒 😡 😤😤 
- hate when i try to sleep and i can't , but when i'm in school , i can't wait to get home to sleep ! 😑 
#in6thgrade i made a bestfriend USERNAME and #in8thgrade i admit , i fucked it up d: lol 
whichever perfume i'm smelling on myself right now i hope was the one i bought .. too many to remember 😑 
#inprek ... wait i didn't go to prek . i was their for a day and saw i was the fattest kid their ... 😐 
USERNAME allisyn was wonderwoman for halloween . how'bout your little ones ? the hart foundation ? dx ? 
USERNAME yes . 😖 😞 all i read was blahblahblah 
USERNAME omg i know . that bitch was so dumb 😑 
plus there was this lame ass boy band called camila or some shit like that 😒 
#in7thgrade mrs . tracy yelled at me and made me cry 😞 and then she apologized because my dad called the school hahah bitch ! 😏 
USERNAME in my bird voice . first of all 👏👏 i said ☝are you surviving a blackout 👏👏👏 i didn't ask about others 👏👏 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade the official cat time was 8:05 . 
#in6thgrade i was pissed cause i had to go to lake in 7th grade 😑 
bout time you favorite it trigga . 😏 lol , i kidding . 
those one questions where you can't say no with out being fucked up >.< 
it's almost 8 :3 0 ? crap ... still haven't packed 😒 
so why in the world do i still give a fuck ? 😑 
i be seeing niggas smoother females that ain't even theirs . like my nigga get yo head out her pussy and go do sum'n productive . 😒 
#in1 -5 i went to a nice little school .. ten i moved back to worcester 😒 😒 😒 
#in2ndgrade i got kicked out of brentwood elementary &d had to come live with my mom >.< i miss north carolina . lol 
ever since #8thgrade i never trusted any nigga 😒 . 
#in10thgrade i had no tits ... i still don't . 😒 😐 
tito is no longer my sugar daddy 😿 those days are truly missed 😼 
USERNAME USERNAME really ? she makes me want to go to the unit with USERNAME 😒 
#attheendof7thgrade i was stoked to go to USERNAME party cuz the older kids were there >.< lmao 
#in7than d8 thgrade when we came back in from the school yard after lunch fukin bum rushed screamin like apes an shit though the halls lol 
USERNAME eww , shut it lmfao , i was so fuckinn ugly , >.< lolol . but thanks cutie :* (: 
USERNAME i was really sick . and i felt shitty . i still do . i hate school . i'm failing math . goodbye phone d; 
USERNAME so the punch gramama used to make , add vodka , is like .. thhee absolute best ? 😏 
USERNAME 1. not from canada 2. not a hipster . #assuming and you never did get the answer . hahaha 😏 
when i can hear my mom snoring in my room #ew 
#in7than d8 thgrade i never made the cheerleading quad because i sucked 😂 
USERNAME so i've been told , but when your friend doesn't pick you on his football team . 😒 
USERNAME umm excuse me ? are you referring this to me 😒 ? 
USERNAME know she lame , we fell off with in a day ! ! 😑 😭 😭 
i miss USERNAME more than anyone in the world . can i move to ohio and live with you ? i'll sleep on the couch . 😖 😖 😖 #pleaseandthankyou 
#in6thegrade USERNAME told me her blonde highlights were natural ... i believed her 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME i was trying to get you guys to stop 😑 
USERNAME y'all both go slp outside . eff around . 😑 😑 
USERNAME little league doesnt count ! we were like 10. and ok fine you win . besides USERNAME 😏 
o . f . f . i . c . i . a . l 😏 😏 😏 👌 URL 
USERNAME i was talking about you of course , too much distance between my room & yours 😖 
USERNAME but that would require going out into the cold and driving somewhere 😣 #toolazyy 
it really does make me miss guthrie though .. 😖 
#inmiddleschool i lived in texas ... i miss it 😒 😔 
there is a rat just sitting outside of johnson hall . i'm pretty sure it is just waiting for a victim to pounce on . #evilanimal #gross 
#in8thgrade me and USERNAME were boys , now she like hates me . 😒 😔 
USERNAME 😑 i hope so in april it will be terrific . 
#in6thgrade the only bandz that made her dance were silly bandz 😏 
#in10thgrade i received my first on my report card 😒 😣 
“USERNAME #in7thgrade i was obsessed with USERNAME just made my day 😏 
#in9thgrade the summer going into 10th i had my 1st kiss 😏 
#in9thgrade i got kicked out of class for straightening my hair ! >.< 
#in7than d8 thgrade our maddox home bball games stayed packed . 
trilogy release and new tosh . o and brickleberry , all in one day #isthisreallife 😏 
my lip just twitched & i've never felt anything like that before . so strange 😒 
and i only kinda like her , she is okay but sometimes she gets on my nerves 😒 
so , what are my plans for friday night ? 😏 
subtweet me , best believe ill subtweet your ass back 😏 
#preguntasreina si la vida fuera estable todo el tiempo , uste d: disfrutaria o malgastaria la plata ? jajaja #cacique 
USERNAME if you’re going to make a comeback day , don’t make it tomorrow . lol we have a chemistry test… 😑 🔫 
i don't know about that rj 😒 that voice isn't matching ... #catfish 
USERNAME your like as far as i was when i saw him in las-vegas . really goo d: ) 
surprise kitty cat shot ! ! #meow #cat #shy #bored #delirious #kisses @ chill spot URL 
wife: who keeps a playboy for 29years ! husban d: anyone married to you ! 
i'm feeling so bad for sunny right now . 😖 i hope he isn't like 12. 
i follow too many people in the east coast . stop spoiling the shows i want to watch 🙈 😑 
#in5thgrade i hadda get an ultrasound cause something was wrong with me & everbody in my class thought i was having a baby >.< ctfu 
man . i feel like death . i'm going to bed , y'all . #headache #groggy #gross #sick 
i was about to tweet untill i checked the time 😒 it's berly 8 .. 
my bestfriend want me to tweet for him , but i'm tired >_< . 
USERNAME i know me too >.< & noo , maybe like once in a while hardly ever ;o 
treat yo self to drinks and pickles after a long week #aftermath #content2012 #p dx life #des @ the hop & vine URL 
USERNAME making fun of me because all i want for christmas is stuff thats cheetah , sparkly , or that's jewelry 😑 .. #thankya 
#in6thgrade i threw a bottle at someone and got a write up and my mom made me move to jamison 😒 
dentist*scrapes gums with sharp metal objects* .... dentist: ur bleedin bc u dont floss . bitch i'm bleedin bc u stabbed my fucking mouth ! >.< 
i follow too many people that live on the east coast . stop spoiling the shows i want to watch 🙈 😑 
when you ask for pizza from the place you work 😒 URL 
finished 2 essays in 1 hour and 10 minutes 😏 😏 
i've been looking at youtube videos for the past hour ... #procrastination 😣 
my day . >>>>> it's been aight . 😏 lol 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha seriously though , i'm gonna try to 😏 
USERNAME look how many times i tweeted you today ! i went on tweet limit ! ! you'll obviously never notice me ! ! 😭 😢 😖 😫 URL 
i don't understand why my room can't stay clean for more than two days 😑 
USERNAME yeah , she just stupid . she needs to retire or learn how to be nice 😒 
kudos to the many places of worship n memphis working to reach our youth . we all shd b involve d: - ): -) ! ! 
if you're going to stalk my tweets , at least follow me dude ! 😒 
lmfao iment too put , USERNAME idk why tf i put USERNAME for d: 
so you hate me because my ex boyfriend of almost two years still loves me .. like its my fault or something .. alright 😒 
USERNAME you still are so that's not in middle school 😒 #crazy 
USERNAME shut up lol i have downloaded emojis on my iphone5 yet >_< 
my hair is doing its own thing smh .. 😒 
#in9thgrade i hated this stupid kid who sat behind me in 1st period so much & i saw him last night . killed me mood 😒 
he hasnt talked to me all day . hmm , weir dx 
one old ass team lol USERNAME what would the #chiefs be like if they still ha d: dante hall , priest holmes , trent green , tony gonzales 
got my bobby flay on 😏 @ casa adobe URL 
USERNAME sorry d: my laptop's broken i didn't know you posted on my wall i'm tweeting off my phone and i don't have facebook on my phone . 
40 more minutes until #takemehome comes out ! ! ! ! but it's also a school night ......... guess i'm getting no sleep tonight 😁 ☺ 😏 🙌🎧 #soexcited ! 
lazy loading comments was also a significant performance gain for digital trends #p dx wp 
me and my niggas trynna get it ya bish ! 😏 
anyone wanna help me finish this paper ? no ? okay thanks . 😒 
but then i remembered that USERNAME stole my dollar 😒 😠 
omg i was so fat and ten times whiter 😒 😒 😒 😒 
just wanna see if it's a teenage boy or a dyke so i can go to bed 😒 #hurtyupkiitykatfish 
USERNAME USERNAME we kept looking at you and giving you dirty looks 😏 
me and my sister on our periods at the same time you know my brothers ain't saying shit to us 😏 #straightsnapping 
i really need to go buy new belly rings #asap #idoneed ! 😒 
this was funny ! ! i sai d: aight y'all , i'm bout 2 take a pic of y'all .. 3 .. 2 .. @ dot's love day manassas , va URL 
USERNAME lol it's k , but yeah i feel you 😐 i was gonna wear fuzzy tights . but not anymore 😔 
#in9thgrade i realized how ugly i was . because of all the pretty girls at qhhs . 😑 
when i tell you something i expect it to stay between us bitch god damn 😒 
USERNAME unless i can travel back to 11/13/03 and keep my father from dying , don't think so . d: 
i don't wanna go to pe mañana 😒 😒 fml for failing freshman year 😞 
USERNAME when a sermon becomes more vivi d: my 6yr old was away from me for almost two days ... she was so grateful to see me ... tearfully~ 
#instadoodle #abstract #whathandout #bored #studentlife so .. i thi @ tyndale university college and seminary URL 
swear i'm just going to go my depressed ass to sleep now . 😞 😔 😒 
i'm bettin this dude on catfish is a middle age woman #ew 
USERNAME no , but its so toot . like look >_< , you see ? >_< . that's toot . 
but really .. i feel like i was such an awkward and ugly child 3rd through 9th grade . 😒 
USERNAME those fuckers lmao my remote is on life support & is down to its last buttons fml 😖 
me so chinee . mai eyez luuk lyke dees >.< 
USERNAME i felt like i got sick too from the typhoid vaccine ! they told me i probably just had the flu . my husband diagnose d: hangover 
#in5th6th7than d8 thgrade we would push USERNAME down and say she was falling for attention ... all the other times she really was 😂 😂 
they said my face is going to look worse tomorrow 😣 
twitter tl is boring right now 😒 . someone start fighting or something lol 
my honey is in the blops line . whenn he should be in bed with me & baby >.< #foreveralone 
USERNAME USERNAME ohh i anit cool . mmaky cool . 😒 
USERNAME ; & everyone had changed do much . especially me . i found a pic from 7th & i was so fugly . 😖 like it was pretty awful . 
i already think i have alot of tattoos and piercings # but i kinda want more >_< 
goodnyt worl d: ) another busy day tom USERNAME i still owe u that guide . 
fridays come by so slow by pass by so fast . >.< 
USERNAME i just noticed your in my class with mrs . osley .. lmao 😏 
who remembers mr . oneills shorts at the 8th grade disneyland trip ? 😏 
a dollar might just fuck ya main bitch that’s just how i feel 😒 
cause if i'm hot , ill just take my clothes off . nbd . 😏 
i could've been such a failure in life , but in doing good . ✌ 😏 
im just waiting on the one for me #patiently 😏 
#in9thgrade i thought USERNAME was a bitch . but then i realized she just stinks 🙊💩 😖 
orlandos area code is 717 ? wutt but its so far away from 716 doe 😏 
i hate that my momma mad his sleep in the other room >_< grr i don't have him to cuddle with /: 
this is killing me .. hope its killing her too >_< ... 
good nitee thou . ! eyes closing itself . ! >_< 
#in7than d8 thgrade me & USERNAME would write fat retard with arrows & point them at teachers 
USERNAME thought i knew you better than that #guessnot ✋ 😒 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i was as smart as USERNAME ... what happened 
#wheniwaslittle i used to cry the second i woke up to get the whole houses attention so everyone would run upstairs #itworked 😏 
USERNAME that's a lot of hostility for a sober person . 😒 
she called me a wet back ! ! i don't even speak spanish doe .. 😺 😹 😹 😼 
#in8thgrade i kissed a girl who has a kid now #disgusted and was caught with nude pics on my phone 
#in7thn d8 thgrade the homie's would make prison shanks in woodshop class ! x) castle park was known for that ! 
USERNAME yea probably cause you ditched in like 7th grade 😒 
watching shopping addiction lol smh ! crazy ass people 😒 
USERNAME yeah , bricks will usually do that to you 😏 😩 😭 😭 
i sent to the office for pulling a girls dress & yelling stupid to her 😐 
chivalry is dead .. but you're still kinda cute 😏 
#in8thgrade jules popped one of my fingers out of place , at school tho 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME it's on blackboard fool . pretty much everything after the first exam 😑 
i am going to be an early bird tomorrow 😒 duty calls .... 
#immiddleschool everybody knew a girl named destiny or jasmine that everybody hated to the max ! 😒 😡 
i hate it when i am talking to someone and they don't tell me good night 😣 😠 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade if you went around lunch with the garbage thingy , you ruled the school that day . 
USERNAME yeah , of course no one here touched that window . right . >_< 
pretty sure there is a mouse in my wall or something . whatever it is , this random scratching noise will keep me up all night 😒 
#in5th6th7than d8 thgrade beating st . e in volleyball made our team feel like such badasses . hahaha . 
digital trends had multiple layers of caching — USERNAME showed them the light #p dx wp 
USERNAME liam im finally downloading the album so happy ! ! ! ! ! 😆 😏 😇 
USERNAME USERNAME 😐 good lord ande . stop bragging . we know you're hawt 💩 
#in7thn d8 thgrade i sold weed for cheap prices cause i didn't know the value of it x) i just sold it . 
i hate when teachers be putting in grades late .. that irritates me 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade i learned how much i hated school 
pulling random shorts up to the point where you have camel toe doesn't make then high waisted 😖 ay dios mio ! 
mfs tombout its snowing shit .. it aint on chicago avenue >_< 
how did mac miller end up in my sleep playlist ... whaat . wake up ! 😏 #andthatsfine 
#in7than d8 thgrade ii was such a trouble makers & ii quite person at home 
#in7an d8 thgrade the south hills bible chapel was the place to be on wednesday nights 😂 👌USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
#in7than d8 thgrade my social studies teacher had the fatty ! 
#in6thgrade me and moriah would go in the hall to study everyday . we would just drawn on the white boards 😏 
USERNAME stfu ! ! ! unfollow me then , pal 😏 
USERNAME scaryy noises in my room 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 i'm just gonna stay still ! 
#injuniorhigh we had a super tight clique called jupiter USERNAME 😏 
#inmiddeschool i met caitlyn ... and i haven't been right since 😒 
#in7thgrade i snuck out for the first time . 😏 😂 
#in7thgrade i entered a fuck everyone i hate life stage , which consisted of me listening to rock music and screamo . 😑 👍 
what ? ! ahh god . confused . #boys ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 😒 😁 
don't flirt with him 😒 ill fuckn plan your funeral .. " 
#in7thn d8 thgrade i went to castle park middle ! 
nobody really gives a fuck if you like her or not 😒 just stfu . 
#in5thgrade , i had my first kiss . n i wish it was with someone else . #yuck 
my mom gave me nightquil so i can sleep fast , but im trying so hard not to fall asleep cause im texting him :) >.< 
why am i obsessed with this horrible song by brandy 😒 👎 #actualjamtho 
i have a lot of neopets merchandise up in the attic i should get rid of and sell . >.< 
USERNAME my amp shirt ! ? ! ? 😩 😖 😫 
it's always exciting in the beginning , i'll take it though 😏 
USERNAME i challenge you to a triathlon when i come home . i am ready now 😐 
my classmates prob think i have no style , but i just don't get dressing up for people who don't matter ... and i'm lazy . #collegeprobz 😒 
here these hoes go with the emo-tweets . ughh . icant 😖 
USERNAME yes . for sure ☺ i really wanna go though ! because i wanna be with all my friends as well ! 😖 
i only say follow bck wen im tryna get ppl attention , 😳 😏 
you think i'm mean now ? ! shit you haven't seen nothing . this is me being friendly ! 😏 
that fact that i'm craving a fruit salad , and i have no fruits ! 😒 
#inmiddleschool , i went through a bunch of eating disorders and self esteem problems . >.< 
im so dx mn tired but can get to sleep wtf 
#in7an d8 thgrade i edited everyone's myspace pictures on photoshop for them . 
if south carolina seceded from the union does that mean i would be going to school in a different country ? 😳 😑 
USERNAME spotte d: sexy nypd officer next to me . you would love #chocolate 
USERNAME this premier . it will only be worth coming if i win something . which i know i won't . lol . 😐 😕 
USERNAME hey i tried to fit in with the others 😖 
#in6thgrade we thought we were cool cause we got to use the jr high water fountain instead of the other ones 😏 
#in3rdgrade i had a crush on a little black boy but he was in love with my best friend at the time 😣 😣 
USERNAME yeah yeah you're welcome 😐 still got those chocolate bars ? 
i'm trying to get back on that graff shit though >.< 
USERNAME it sucks ! haha but i'd rather be hot natured then get cold all the time . 😏 
i guess it means back down the path again 😒 #hatelife #alwayshappens 
#in7an d8 thgrade everyone web to jays and got cookie monsters cause they were the only thing we were allowed to drink . 
love when i get an email saying a bitch w/ just bacon on her tits is now following me . USERNAME 😏 #lezbehonest #sorrybabe 👭 
15mins till i was off i got #bored #work #mirrors #hallway #lobby #tie @ fairfax towers URL 
USERNAME lol just jokong . no of my business . >.< 
#in7thgrade i tripped on the rug the first day of school and busted my ass . everyone was laughing 😒 
#in6thgrade i didn't have a care in the world about boys .... 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade i was literally madly in love with austin ansbach & then he was my first kiss . that's all i wanted from him (x 
#inmiddleschool i always had to walk to walk home , i used to hate that shit 😒 🚶 
so you mean to tell me that they have been in love for 8 months and haven't talked on the phone or seen each other on skype #gtfoh 😒 
i think it's safe to say i've had quite the experience with knee surgeries . 😏 👌 
USERNAME USERNAME that one day when mrs davis indirectly called me a whore 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade i shot in the wrong basketball goal at wetmore ! #embarrassing #memories 
when my best friend won't reply 😖 😩😫 😢 😭 😭 😭 USERNAME 
for the love of god ! ! ! nobody gives a flying ✈ fuck ! ! ! ! 😒 
this bitch on catfish is going to get her heart broken . but really , can you take a hint that your boyfriend isn't real . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME sigh , whatever; i'm over it 😔 😒 
hoes be getting pregnant but be claiming they haha ... 😖 😫 😎 
USERNAME aww tits ! i got school till 4 😖 😖 😖 
there's more than one theme on the twitter app ? min d= blowm 
i reaally wish we didnt have school tomarow . #hateit 
listening to USERNAME and USERNAME mushy gushy phone calls are pure torture . 😫 😖 #awwbabbyy 
my feet are always the first to freeze . 😖 
my ex seriously thinks i want to get with his best friend . #gross 
how in the world did it get so late so quick ! ! d: #sosleepy 
USERNAME well whatever he was doing he made me slide to the other side ! xd the darn tire hit my back >.< 
omg now my mom and twitter both think i'm suicidal 😑 URL 
#in7than d8 thgrade i remember going to the basketball games at franklin school . #meteveryone 
also , i'd like to get coffee before midnight . 😣 
#in3rdgrade i hate milk and i threw it behind my door hahaha good thing i don't live there anymore #disgusting 
USERNAME your hair all the time >>>> #miras #a #bitch >.< 
#inmiddleschool i almost failed 8th grade because of ms . bell 😑 
USERNAME facepalm not by pretending to be my grandpa 😣 🙈 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade downtown sf was the place to bee ! lol the rec center is where it was at 
#in8thgrade i hated my english teacher . only kids who attended nathan hale knows the #msbeaversstruggle . 😑 
i believe i got myself a cuddle buddy 😏 ☺ 
i remember when jabbar said i was ugly up until i got into high school #thanks 😒 
still pissed at leah for cheating in corey . and she's pregnant and married again lol wow .. i swear . #lostrespect for her 😒 😒 
ew . this lounge now smells like feet . #gross :( 
glad i don't speak 2 anyone from my past hardly , what's the point you in the past college don't change shit 😑 👌 
that mio water flavor stuff's slogan is 😒 .... ew i think i'll pass on putting that in my drink 
i don't understand why you would even start dating a guy or whatever in a different state without even meeting them ... #ew 
USERNAME just insisted that i cut the crust off his sandwich , complained that made the sandwich too small then said he liked crust 😒 😒 
USERNAME dangit i tweeted on this one again 😒 but this one has so much spam on the timeline so i stopped using this one 
#in7an d8 thgrade i walked down to the middle school everyday to see nick kov and walk USERNAME home . 
in 8th grade i almost killed my best friend USERNAME because she liked USERNAME what a player 😐 
i wish i was going to be able to sleep longer tonight 😒 😴 #goodnight 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade stealing victorias secret lipgloss was the way of lyfe yo . 
#in5th6th7than d8 thgrade i wanted to go to either grigsby or coolidge . not holy family . 
#inelementaryschool i only liked white boys .. soon as i hit middle school and high school i started liking the bruthas 😊 😏 
#in9thgrade i had to leave rayburn and go to memorial for punching a coach 😑 
USERNAME dx now i understand things better and yes , it was kinda similar to a orz i'm guessing the duet was(cont) 
USERNAME USERNAME we were serious from the beginning . 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade when me and the kidd USERNAME went buck with the renegades shit in the staircases . URL 
when girls chew is it not hot and it doesn't make you a beauty #ew 
USERNAME ugh mtv is becoming lame wit these shows 😒 😒 
USERNAME i hate when that happens ! ! 😭 😣 
#in9thgrade i was fat as all get out until i did wrestling ... one of the best ways to lose weight and gain muscle fast ! ! ! 😏 👍👌💪 
USERNAME wtf that damn ginger must be hiding something ... 😒 
#godbless the girls who can sleep next to someone who snores . i have a whole new respect for you . 😒 
realized that USERNAME took all the fucking napkins ! ! ! ! 👺👿 😑 😪😩 😒 
#inhighschool i treated girls like shit and still got a shit load of 😏 
#in7an d8 thgrade USERNAME and i would sit in my moms car after church and jam to avril lavigne 😂 
jealous boyfrien d: did that mf take your tray ? ! 
#inmiddleschool i went for my first time to chorpus christi to visit tho not to freaking swim in the ocean >.< 
for now on , even if i'm upset or pissed , i'm gonna act like nothing's wrong . i hate feeling like i complain too much . 😒 
#in8thgrade i had really bad allergic reactions on my face and my parents made me go to school with them most o the time ... 😑 
USERNAME yeah it was real dope seeing you last night , sucks i can't be with you guys in school though 😖 
#in6thgrade i watched devon crawford pick his nose and eat it . #ew 
i don't want to go back to work tomorrow 😣 this day off spoiled me ! wahh 
USERNAME yeaah , they performed and all the girls were getting all wet&screaming loud af 😒 
i'm so gonna record all the episodes for that show ... 😏 
i wanna change the shape of my eyebrows so i'm letting them grow out but i hate waiting because i feel gross when they're like this 😏 👎💆🎀 
wish i had a nice lil thang to chill wit rn 😒 
just saw jesse on cbs , ahh ! & he was lookin puhrrttayy goo d; ) 
USERNAME haha omg yes that tape got broken we tried watching it last year at christmas 😒 
wish i was in the p dx office tomorrow for the diwali celebrations . always makes me happy to see co . s embrace diff cultures of employees . 
USERNAME sorry were so much a like #lol 😏 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME i know . i remember seeing you at shaker with no braces . i lowkey did a double take 😏 
whoa whoa whoa . there was a game tonight against the bulls and celtics ? and i missed it 😒 👎 
USERNAME feels goo d: ) i went to scratch down there and forgot i shave and i was like oohh 😄 
USERNAME USERNAME i didn't want to go that bad anyways . hmmphh . 😒 
#in7thgrade on sierra bday me gabby sierra and some others went out to eat an my dumbass choked on a taco 😂 😂 😂 😒 
waiting to get a couple stitche d: ( #poorlittlebuddy #dontthrowtoothpastebottles #brothersisterfight URL 
#in8thgrade i broke my pinky the day before basketball try outs . 😒 
USERNAME this is rather offensive . ill be reporting you to mark ... 😏 
#in7thgrade USERNAME was mugsy wugsy ☺ and i was thomas jefferson 😑 
USERNAME 'ugh ! well i liked him first ! !' 😒 
USERNAME no , not yet 😕 . she will soon though 😃 . she's showing progress erryday 😏 . thanks for asking 😃 . how are your two ? 
USERNAME ha lions ... i'm an eagle . purple and gold ... i feel like a trader . 😒 
#in7thgrade USERNAME would see me and chris and everyday he would come up to me and say 'oo you and little chriss' 😏 
lol i remember the time mr welch said you guys have friends from other schools . ? this was unheard of when i was a kid .. 😒 
USERNAME i heard about the helicopters but i didn't know the avengers came too ... well done kid 👍 😏 
you know you really like someone when you fight your sleep to text them . nigga i'm tried , text back 😒 😂 .. i'll wait though . 
rumor has it i'm the one you're leaving her for 😏 
#inelementaryschool USERNAME used to always spit like a mile distance from where he was . #nasty 
USERNAME exactly 😂 😂 😂 like i was just as hot then as i am now 😏 😂 
#highschooltaughtme that you're so called will do anything to fit in . 😒 
USERNAME omg yeah ! ! ! ! and it was miley cyrus 😏 
i'd be up for shoulder replacement surgery right about now ... 😒 
USERNAME ha come light up with me we'll see who cant hang 😏 
spotte d: x losing g and a lot more than he bargained for . 
USERNAME oh goodness i bet i'm sorry 😒 gotta hate being treated like a slave ! at least you got friends there ! 
USERNAME don't worry , just ask brooke for some cute photos on my past ... #itsscary 😖 
hell of a night in aiken now time to head home to sleep in my warm be d: ) 
USERNAME aww ... at least you found your dog quickly before it got worse outside d: 
USERNAME orz i'm sorry , it's that i haven't been feeling well late nights orz idk i just dx o w o idk why feels do this to me e w e dx 
USERNAME k so someone tweeted that this is nialls phone number and he answere d: 866-856-8309 ... should i call it or u think its a scam ? 
USERNAME big bro ; i miss you & the rest of the fam >.< soo much ! havent saw you guys in a minute/; 
stalking my little sister's facebook .. she is already involved in drama . oh lawd ✋ 😒 URL 
USERNAME USERNAME haha and you could always jump the highest on the trampoline 😒 
USERNAME lol idk about yours but mine was the worst experience . 😖 wasn't feeling it lmao akward 
USERNAME USERNAME what happens when people take advantage of my kindness ✋ 😒 #getswervedon 
who tf grounds their children anymore ? high schoolers at that ? oh yea ... #myparents 😒 😒 😒 
when USERNAME goes to bed at 11 <<<< wtf babe 😒 
i hate the heat , but then again i want it back because i hate being cold . 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😐 😑 😑 i tweeted it too . i'm too injured to bake 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade michael carlino had a cycle of girls he went out with . 
so i went to bed at 4 last night but i'm not tired ┌∩┐ 😒 ┌∩┐ 
all i do at night is think about people that shouldn't matter but do , and stuff that shouldn't worry me but does . #hateit 
are ppl really tweeting about middle school . . . ? 😑 
#highschooltaughtme that your so called will do anything to fit in . 😒 
USERNAME we all know that no one tanks next to chuy with cards 😒 lol 
oomf hasn't text me back ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😑 << 
tengo sueño 😴 pero tengo un cuarto de página más #elsufrimiento 😒 
should probably take my ass to bed if i plan on getting up for school tomorrow . . 😒 😁 😣 
USERNAME i'm not even on the phone with you i don't get it 😒 
so hungry but too lazy to get up and make something 😐 
wow i wish my best friend was a celebrity so i could meet jay-z ;/ >.< 
oomf said i sound like a lil girl ona phone >.< 
blowing your min d: the /h/ in 'hmm' is nasal . don't hear much about that , do you ? 
elderly woman missing in beverly hills locate d: the following information is from the beverly hills police depar ... URL 
#inelementaryschool i was always a foot taller than everyone else 😒 
having to go to work at 6am << 😣 🔫 
apparently i missed the memo to watch #catfish tonight . 😑 
#in6thgrade i just loved making ms . yapp ma d: ) i was evil 
#inmiddleschool i was only popular for all the gum i had ... 😒 
but sometimes i can't have what i want something my parents never taught me >.< 
USERNAME yeah you know coz i'm soo popular .... 😒 
USERNAME idk >.< lol i think if i were to try out i'd make it . 
honestly .. my grades are starting to slip ... and sports are becoming more of a priority 😳 😐 😮 
when you finally get comfy in your bed and you have to pee .... 😒 😣 😩 
lamarcus aldridge with headban d= rasheed wallace with headband- both love shooting jumpers 
USERNAME we all know that no one stands * next to chuy with cards 😒 lol 
#in9thgrade i was a basketball player 🏀 not a soccer player ⚽ 😒 
USERNAME why do llc's take so long to file ? do we not pay you enough ? this needs to be investigate d; you're choking commerce . cc USERNAME 
USERNAME dx i understand . well , it could had been worse .. i rather not keep talk about this orz 
niggas really confessing to eating ass 😒 i thought that shit was a myth 😔 
guess i wasn't cool ... 😥 ... 😣 ... 😭 😭 😭 
USERNAME USERNAME haha or when we army crawled through her front window cause she didnt wanna hangout 😒 
USERNAME lmfao ! omg yes ! and when she would explain what to do on a work sheet she would rest the paper on her chest ! >_< 
tiana , what's your ass all emotional about ? 😒 
USERNAME and it's shorter than the other one . 😒 
in # #10thgrade USERNAME stopped talking to me because mark made her 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME she can burn me all she wants 😏 
USERNAME kathleen perez christmas music already ! ? ! ? 😒 🙅 
USERNAME no he kept moving the car so that i couldn't get in 😑 
rules to live by: do not post a picture of your fat ass gut on facebook . we are all laughing at you right now . #gross 
trying this for my throat a spoon full of honey gross ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😖 URL 
really wish #catfish wasn't on so i could go to sleep since i have class in the morning .... 😒 
USERNAME 😑 😑 😑 why u makin up shit fuckboy 
cause you and i , we're like diamonds in the sky 😏 
seriously about to give up on school 😒 😒 😒 
#in7thgrade a girl asked me to spot her back bend during silent reading in front of the class , and she farted hahahahaha . #gross 
how the fk i get the weirdest cuts at work >.< 
gamestop w my bros USERNAME && USERNAME waiting for 12 >.< #blackops2 #callofduty 
USERNAME go skydiving , forget the parachutes tho , yolo 😏 
"USERNAME lyss won't retweet that because #noomf will see it 😂 😏 USERNAME let em see that one ! if he likes me , it wont bug him((; 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME except i awkwardly thought they looked nice and had them for 3 years . #bangs #ew 
ah too late ! >.< it's in my stomach ;p lol 
i can't wait till julia gets home so i can stomp all over her bed with my shoes 😏 
all i see is people depressed about their exs & how they wanna be single forever , cheer up guys . you guys still have a long way to go 😏 
USERNAME rt 4chance to win a $300 gift car d: opens @ the woodlands tx 11/10 &open in edina mn and durham nc URL 
i'm pretty sure this girl on catfish is inlove with a fourteen year old boy or something .. #awkward 😏 
USERNAME 😏 good . i was gonna ask you about that . i'm feeling ihop if we drive fast 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfao hell noo thats weird anf gay >_< 
idk which show is more awkward friend zone or catfish .. 😒 
im glad dj hayden is doing well now from his injury . he's one tough dude 😏 👏👏👏 
#in8thgrade we had a bike crew called t . i . s and since i went to jr high in canyon country everyone thought it was a gang 😒 😂 
#in6thgrade i collected pokemon cards 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 #sadtruth 
having to set my alarm again was the most depressing thing ever . 😒 
when you're falling asleep and your phone blasts ringing #heartattack 😑 
when your supposed to do something with someone and you fall asleep and wake up at 10:20 .... 😒 #wow #mylifeinanutshell 
black ops two midnight launch , let's do thiis . #bosslife 😏 😁 😊 😎 ✌👌 
USERNAME yes 😼 i was cute tho ! lmfao ! texting like this to0 
flipping back and forth between catfish and the game . both making me nervous af 😣 
#in1stgrade i was bullied , some girl put rocks in my mailbox , put woodchips in my hair , & ran circles around me yelling 😒 
im not tired and i have nothing to do 😒 
seriously pittsburgh ? overtime ? against the damn chiefs ? really ? really ? steelers are better than this ... way better than this . #smh #nfl 😒 😞 
yeah i can fill the buzz ..... yeah i'm a lol bit too turnt up right now 😑 
thats why mrs ferguson was my favorite teacher & it was awesome when she brought her dogs to class 😏 
#inmiddeschool i wore glasses and had no friends ... 😒 
i just hit my dog priscilla like 243145 times hella hard af on her back and i feel so bad now 😔 😣 😖 
USERNAME yumm yumm shut up ! i'm hungry ! ! 😏 
we geet crunk looking like sheet . #lol #random #bored #today #hamiltonbraves URL 
iwant sumthin to drink bhut we only got orange soda <<<<< #nasty 
lemmie find out its somebody else on the side 😒 . 
#in7thn d8 thgrade the homie's would slang switch blades & knifes during lunch ! x) good ones too ! 
#in6thgade tumbling competitions at school against USERNAME all know who won 😏 
fred decides to come after the bar has fallen on my foot 😐 😐 
the chiefs can take the steelers to overtime but the redskins can't ? 😒 
it's so gucking cold ! ! ! ! it's gonna be even colder in my room too , .. 😣 
#inmiddleschool USERNAME dated the best looking girl at the beginning of each year (except 8th ) and messed up 😏 
bouta go to the gym after an 8 hour shift , then hw #iputinwork 😏 
oh riding home and not speaking to each other ? feels like i'm with my mom . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME that night was wild .... the chips in the car . i could have killed him . 😑 
lol i bet everyone wished they had good luck like me ... murdered a poor deer tonight with my car ... and neither won .. 😩 😖 carless forever 
i really hate when people don't text back 😣 😔 
major headache . i think i slept wrong ! ? 😣 
da'maurion is almost 4 months and his auntiee USERNAME still ain't seen his ass ! this bitch 😒 
i wish i didn't care about anything , i'm just so damn sensitive all the time . 😒 
#in8thgrade our principal always wanted people to take random drug test and shit 😒 
i'm super happy for you that your all comfortable with yourself .. but don't tweet about your period ? 😐 #thanks 
did he really just spend his coins on her ? ! 😳 😐 😮 
#inmiddleschool i would always be detention for stupid shit like not doing hw 😒 
this hot iraqi muslim blogger on tumblr .... must you live in la , son ? >_< #sadtweet . 
USERNAME i will , i have so much to tell you >.< 
#in4thgrade i started a fire in my own house 😑 🔥🔥🔥 
#in7thgrade i met USERNAME and we talked about the stupidest things at soccer and she got me addicted to chewing ice ... why ? 😋 😖 
when i get bored #instaframe #bored #instapix @ boulevard park , wa URL 
#inmiddleschool booy was i a little boy crazy girl >.< #embarrassing 
wish i had someone to go to with on wim friday d: 
he sure is but yu not gone bless em wit that breath 😖 😲 😣 😥 
#in6thgrade i was one year away from meeting the person who has influenced my life for better and worse 😏 💗 USERNAME 
USERNAME don't remind me , please . my roommate is asleep so i'm going off scorecenter 😫 😒 
i hate when you burn your mouth from pizza 😑 
my salvation and my honor depend on go d; he is my mighty rock , my refuge . 
#in6thgrade i fell down the stairs .. & they had to take me away in a wheelchair >.< 
it was a girl ? ! 😳 what the whole entire f u c k 😱 😐 😶 
ha ! yeah , i'm pretty aware i'm a ginger , but thank you for the reminder . #rude 
stupid fly keeps landing on my touch screen and clicking on different links while i'm typing 😒 
#in7thgrade #an d8 thgrade i had the best lunch table in the history of lunch tables 
USERNAME oh .. i still had it , then i went on her bio and saw she replaced me for kevin , im hurt d; 
USERNAME haha no . forget that person 😒 i want to burn or but it's my favorite one 😩😩😩😫😫 
USERNAME #truestory tho ! >.< butt , me && the other jasmine jus wanted to see if you were workin with us , bc pretty much erebody was there 
#inmiddleschool i didnt strighten my hair till 8th #allnatural #gross 
#in7than d8 thgrade crone basketball won both championships ! #weweretoogood #unstoppable 
ugh .. i really need to stop reading all these books . i'm just setting myself up to be miserably lonely forever 😒 😂 
#in7than d8 thgrade when there was 5 different things to do on friday and saturday now it's a miracle to find 1. #is7 
aud was right , it ended up being a fat chick 😣 this is soo sad ! 
#in6thgrade i was homeschooled half of the year 😐 🔫 
i want to watch the chiefs , but my bed is calling my name . 10 hour shift tomorrow ..... 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME shutti is looking for people it's been a while since ya talked 😏 
#in10thgrade i think i was still waiting for puberty 😑 
USERNAME looked online and people actually have them as pets 😏 cats were thinking food ! 😋 lol 
ex's current gf liking my pictures on instagram ..... #iapprove 😏 
#in7thn d8 thgrade i would get a boner when girls would have there tits showin in their c-threw shirts x) 
i'm never gonna get married . 😒 😔 😔 😞 😞 😢 
USERNAME i just did number 3 and i didn't read 4-10 because i've seen this before 😏 
USERNAME i'll tell you hi tomorrow if i don't fall asleep lol . i also miss you >.< we should chill aver cuando ^.^ haha okay then xd 
now middle schoolers aren't fucking with social network , they goin to lmfao . so scared for my future kids generation . 😐 😫 
(in next friday when dayday give baby d the cookie) baby d: im on a diet . dayday: no yo fat ass aint ! ! ! (baby d still takes cookie) lmfao 
- oh how much i hate when my hair tickles my arm and i mistake it for a bug before looking at it and smack the shit out of my arm 😒 
USERNAME hah yeah that was . your right , i gotta watch it before i get jumped by some mexicans or something 😏 
i just ate the greasiest burger . i think i feel my arteries getting clogged already . #yuck 
USERNAME sike nigga you still are ! 😏 👌 😂 
camping with the brother for black ops 2 #bestsisterever 😏 
my favorite soup , cheeto puffs , cola & the avengers .. chillin 😏 
#in6thgrade instead of grinding on each other at parties , everyone would be snapping their fingers or leaning like a cholo 😏 
kdk d; la;kdasflk;kdjlasfkjdkja lawrence timmons woo ! later , k . c . 
USERNAME USERNAME so j . i . barron was where it was at 😏 😂 
#in6thgrade fw d: fwd fw d: what am i to you ? (; 1.)cute 2.)hot 3.) datable 4.) make out fwd this to 10 peolle if your brave 
#in2ndgrade i would volunteer to rub ms . ewert's back for the candy ... took me awhile to realize how creepy that was #disgusted 
USERNAME oh .... haha ! i totally got a raunchy vibe on your tweet nevermin d: ) 
timmons is my lord and savior haha 👍 😏 #interception #weregonnawin 
logan has half of my gpa and guess who's in trouble . 🙋 😒 
everyone pray for me that i do well on my exam tomorrow ... i need all the help i can get . 😣 
#in8thgrade all you saw was anthony doing the pin drop on the blacktop 😒 
lol uh no rt USERNAME #in9thgrade USERNAME use to harass me . 😒 😌 
#iadmitthat i have liked you & probs always will 😏 
crap it's almost midnight , the last time i checked the clock it was almost 11 ... 😑 
USERNAME okay . hopefully it posts to itunes . cus all i have is an itunes gift card . d: 
#in6thgrade these girls spread a rumor that my boobs were fake . i was 11 😒 . 
could really go for a back massage right about now 😏 
#inhighschool i realized how much people talk about each other but never say it to there faces 😒 
#in6thgrade #in6th7than d8 thgrade me and USERNAME hated eachother ... #what ? #loveyou #sisters 
i bet this popeyes chick can't even fuggin cook 😐 
i think it's the one that you get 😐 what are you getting ? 
USERNAME let's celebrate your birthday with pancakes . 😏 🍘⬅that's a burnt pancake . 
#inmiddleschool i was on the math team lololol what was my life 😐 
USERNAME or your mom ! ! ! jk .. no your mom jokes >.< 
wait ... this catfish show can't be real . #disgusting #throwingup 
why is my english essay on love ? 😒 😭 💔 
#in7than d8 thgrade USERNAME parties when i dj dj'ed and got straight creepy lmao #is7 #missyouman #enoughsaid 
all restaurants were closed in p dx . that means a heavy charge on the corporate card at in n out URL 
USERNAME snap chatted me ! helk yeah y'all , i'm cool 😏 
USERNAME i'm not even sure if i want to start this conversation with you because you always leave me hanging .. 😒 
#in8thgrade everyone voted for me and this guy as best couple 😒 
USERNAME i'm pretty excited myself 😏 i love having dinner with gucci 
when i was lil i was so upset that all my white friends had bowl cuts i wanted one 😒 
15 more min and i can go to bed 🙏 lol i'm so pathetic . 😒 
#coldworld women who are faithful and your ride or die are the ones who get fucked over in the end 😒 
USERNAME 😒 i try not to think about it .. where are you nowadays ? ! 
USERNAME omg alex no >.< lol ill tell you later d: 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME what do you have against people named zoe #rude 
USERNAME why ? so i could still be with you 😏 
#in6thegrade it was all about s . f . c 😎 😏 
man i just get in these loving moods sometimes 😏 
i didnt mean to steal ur best friend .. im sorry 😒 
do i welcome her tramp roots too ? 😒 😣 
#in7thgrade USERNAME called me a over xbox within the firs 2 minutes of talking to him 😢 😣 
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#in2ndgrade i was a teachers pet and got to read to the class and sit in the teachers chair 😏 
#inmiddleschool i had a weird ass relationship with peter 😳 😏 👊 
the moment when you realized you have no homework ... 😄 😃 😊 😁 😏 😂 👍 
USERNAME catfish was so weird . this girl .... i don't even know what to say 😐 
USERNAME good ! don't leave d: you have so many people here that love and would miss you ! :c c 
when my wife saw these , she sai d: i think i hate u . italianos trail near taos . # cougartrax URL 
this catfish show is fucking mind blowing . eww so grossed out . 😖 
co d: black ops 2 midnight release =d (@ game stop) URL 
mexican candy was , and still is the best . 👍 😏 
USERNAME oh yes we will i want my picture re taken hahaha 😑 
i don't like how trinique out here exposing people ... we all remember you and naji mf 😒 
#in7thgrade i had lunch detention so much that the principal stopped counting bc i exeeded the school year 😒 . lunch on stage with mr bonk 
USERNAME i know they dum ass hell ! 😒 😤 
if sunny was my friend ... i'd still slap her . 😐 
of is of , off is off get it right people 😒 
girls these days just blows my mind 🙎 #growup #nasty 
USERNAME you're watching it too ? ! i'm like uhh ? the shows they put out now a days 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME haha it was trending i was bored .... 😏 thinking of good times 
i remember when i was an iphone newb 😏 jk that was like 3 months ago , if that 
USERNAME hahah i know ! and she pulled USERNAME hair ! 😖 
i was the class clown , always kept you laughin .. we was neva meant to be .. we just happened >.< #kanye 
USERNAME faggett ass nigga , drop my headphones off tomorrow . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i believe you , but i don't know if that's a good or bad thing ! 😐 
USERNAME why can't chickfila be open ! ! ! ! ! 😔 🐔🐣 😣 
so some guys in line get behind me .. 😑 
when your bestfriend eats all her pita chips 😒 #notcool USERNAME 
USERNAME okay , so you did hang out with your boy tonight .... 😏 
#instaframe #instapix #bored #instame @ boulevard park , wa URL 
#in6thgrade i was put in the bad class . >.< 
i need to watch my mouth . i've been cursing a lot lately . 😐 
reading my old facebook messages and literally dying . hahaha i had so much game 😏 😂 #not #embarrassing 
“USERNAME i'm tryna turn this into somethin' . 😏 URL 
friday needs to hurry up and get here already 😖 
we have so many injuries and we play the ravens next week 😡 😑 
USERNAME has anyone died driving on unpacked streets in p dx ? people have died from no bike lanes ! 
it's like every time you think you're on top of your work something else pops up #college #neverending #torture 😐 🔫 
#in8thgrade my locker was right next to the bathroom . 👎 😒 
omg is going to be really cold tomorrow >.< i hate cold .. i think starbucks coffee will be great tomorrow ^.^ 
if 1 more person ask me am i depressed ... shit 😒 
sweet . cold just reaally kick in . 😒 😒 
she fell in love with a guy online . she finally tries to meet him physically then ... she realizes is really a sick she ! #gross ! 
wow i should not have took that nap earlier v.v 
snow ... 😒 😒 yeah i dot miss that ... @ the imaginarium URL 
well that conversation didn't end to well . << 😒 
#injuniorhigh i spiked a ball at my pregnant coach with a volleyball 😐 😑 #memories 
#in3rdgrade i got my crush a teddy bear and he laughed at me v.v lmfao during elementary school boys were so mean 
USERNAME i would have watched it but a certain diabetic wants to watch some car show . 😒 
USERNAME we'll see .... 😒 then i'ma rub it in your face lol 
USERNAME wait if you don't live in dale where you live ? d: 
#inmiddleschool thoes mms v . s soms basketball games use to be live as hell 😂 😂 🙊 😏 
kissed my girl gnight , now watchin american da d: ) 
ps3 i d: iamsouthwest #blackops2 add me if you wanna get a headshot by yours truly lol @ gamestop URL 
#in12thgrade i've already checked out . 😏 senior rahh ! 😁 #seniors2013 
ew why are you still trying to talk to me ? i don't liike youu 😒 
and not a single fuck was given 😏 #movingon #neversettleforless 
now you know why we do it jskstdkhvkspudo dx h 
attn worl d: i proclaimed i thought it was a lesbian from the start 
#wvu basketball vs #gonzaga let's just not look like #wvufootball or last year in the 1st round of march madness lets goo mountaineers 😒 
USERNAME it would be so easy to sneak out , or sneak someone in 😏 
USERNAME we didn't think it , we knew it . 😐 #notashamed 🐵 😎 👌 hahah 
USERNAME you better stop being fuckin depressedd .. we shall get fucked up 😏 
okay i'm going to sleep now before i need a hammer to the head to wake me up tomorrow morning .-. 😒 😴💤 
last two steelers games i've watche d: the blackout in san fran last year and this . both lacked electricity . #zing 
#insixthgrade i got in trouble for holding hands with cade powers and had to write 50 sentences ... 😒 
#in3rdgrade USERNAME and chloe called me which stood for mean girl . #rude 
ashley keeps saying i look like a damn chipmunk . 😒 
USERNAME gah ! no ! jesus jonasia . quit abusing my boyfriend 😒 😂 what happened ? 
in the summer my room is the hottest😩🔥☀. in the winter it's the coldest 😖 ❄my room sucks ... 
i wish i could watch #catfish but i'm too lazy to get my remote and turn my tv on 😑 
lmao what ? rt USERNAME USERNAME but u never beat me 😏 funny how shit works ain't it ? 
well since my boyfriend can't take a joke , i'm going to bed . 😒 
rmft ! ! ! USERNAME ugh .. i miss you 😔 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME look at the little tush . you should bite it ryan 😏 
ion wanna text nobody but my wife ..... she went to sleep doe >.< 
ima just play along , . good thing you caught me on a boring night .. 😒 
USERNAME steelers had it under control the whole time . 😐 
USERNAME i've been downstairs since i left you and have almost nothing to show for it 😣 
i just want to do wedding stuff ! ! ! school work is distracting me from doing any planning/dreaming 😒 #seriouscomplaint 
if its really snowing in michigan rn , i'm kinda jealous 😑 #5weeks ! visualizing how cold i'm gna be getting off that plane .❄☁ 
#in8thgrade i made mr . sanchez cry like everyday 😂 😂 😏 
USERNAME i'm trying to convince dane to let us get one 😏 😏 😏 
#inelementary everyone picked on me , i beat the crap out of one girl . respect eared 😏 ✌. 
all my friends tweeting about 8th grade and i didn't know them then 😒 😔 
we are not dating , but you're still mine ! 😏 
i need to really delete pictures off my phone i have over 3,000 😑 #sohard #wah #ilovemypictures 
USERNAME USERNAME wish you were coming with us . 😏 
USERNAME my dad said can you pick me up tommorow 😏 
boutta just make a facebook as some brazilian model so i can hit up random guys and form relationships with them so i can be on catfish 😏 
kiss me n ill kiss you back ,. love me and ill love you back >.< i think thats how it goes 
#catfish is blowing up on my tl i don't even watch USERNAME they follow me doe 😏 
USERNAME why can't u see this tweet , click on my twitter name , click my follow button . oh that's right , u can't cuz u won't see this ! 😖 
#in6thgrade USERNAME would never talk to me she would just come to my house and watch jonas brother youtube videos 😑 
definitely not going to be able to get out of bed tomorrow 😣 
who the fuck even likes ranch dressing ? ! #gross 
i don't want to go to school 😫 😖 #waah 
instead of doing my chores , my ass was face timing >.< 33 lol 
USERNAME 😑 😑 😑 😑 can you see that aw ok 
USERNAME haha yeah in this fucking cold ! 😑 ❄❄❄ 
awe hell no ! i'm never talking to strangers again ! d: even if they do have good candy ! 
damn i just broke up with my boyfriend , let a bitch breathe before he jumps back in dammnn ! 😑 
lol ppl out here happy . i'm sitting here mad like 😒 . 
ugh . this foo jus happily sleep in his bed while i'm over here caring 😖 
#in7than d8 thgrade everybody and their mothers would call me tayah lmaoo . tayah had the only crush on me :') USERNAME USERNAME 
gahdangg ! nev's chest is too damn hairy . i just .. i can't get over it . #yuck 
#in5th6th7than d8 thgrade i had the biggest crush on USERNAME people made fun of me for it until 8thgrade when ppl wanted us to date . haha 
to everyone , if i speak of christmas up until after thanksgiving in any way shape or form , please slap me across the face . >_< 
i ask USERNAME to get my some tylenol , and he brings me some liposlim 😒 #douche #thinksimfat 
i hate when i really like a guy & he has no interest in me #storyofmylife 😒 
okay i'm done tweeting , i don't wanna annoy any of my followers anymore . 😏 
#in6thgrade i was a nerd . didn't know how to dress myself . weird lookin' asian . 😒 #itstrue 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME is it over ? ! lmao #bored 
#in8thgrade i always got suspended thanks to ms . redman 😑 
i was so excited for this cupcake . it ain't even all that tho 😣 
#in7thgrade me & miranda got caught gettin draankk before the skate ranch . #malibu #pineapple juice 😏 
easy there ike ! ! ! rt USERNAME 😒 🔪📐 rt USERNAME USERNAME linderr ! i want seafoodd 
disappointment after disappointment ! #ugh #sadtweet #why #justleavemealone 😖 💔 
me & both my roommates woke up w that cough today 😷 😖 
omfg ! i think i found my crush from kindergarten on ig 😱 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😐 😂 
“USERNAME i needa step up my game . USERNAME taking all my girls 😒 first USERNAME then USERNAME this is funny 
well in 7th grade i was followed home to my house by a boy asking if i wanted to give him head he took my hand and rubbed it on his junk 😒 😒 
USERNAME i knoow 😐 haha i'm beyond jealous right now . but then i remember , i have youtube . 😑 👍 
my mom told me i need to be less enthusiastic about football ... 😐 no thanks . #herewegosteelers #mnf 
USERNAME well considering that the student section doesn't sit ... 😒 but we can stand together 😃 lol 
get the girl off my tl . negative ass broad . 😒 
when you have to make appointments to shop at a certain retailer because its not open to the public 😏 #shopaholicproblems #exclusive 
i have school at 8 :3 0 tomorrow & i'm still up . 😁 😒 
seriously i know that black ops 2 it's coming out but i'm not making a crazy ass line regardless of how much i like the game ! ! ! 😒 
if roethlisberger is out for the season with this injury along with polamalu were fucked the rest of the season smh 😑 
it's okay airforce , i don't like to sleep anyway .... 😐 
#in9thgrade i tore my acl #in11thgrade i tore my acl 😒 
the least fun part in sewing is tying the knots 😖 👕👖 
my instagram randomly unfollows people and i feel stupid when i request them again 😒 they probably like bitch you corny . 
haha . someone just *67 me , then hung up .. atleast prank me if your gonna do it ! #boring 
#repost USERNAME >>>> 💍🏀💏 @ secret location 🌃🚀 😏 URL 
USERNAME nah , im the same , and nigga u like 6'5 165 😐 
laster 12 days in no shave november ... can't do it any longer d: 
#in7than d8 th grade i hated life i made fucked up choices regret them all and i want to be a better person sorry if i hurt anybody .. 
my hair needs a makeover . any ideas ? 😏 
USERNAME i hope i can too d: how is yours going ? 
#in6thegrade everyone came back to school talking about how mr . burcham got arrested for having a relationship with a student .. 😖 
k ...... so tht first episode of tht new show catfish kinda pissed me off .... smh 😒 
i'm moving back to vancouver . this is bullshit 😑 
i kinda hate pandora because you can't turn the song when you want too 😏 
#in7thgrade and 8th grade i dated USERNAME and she threw her brother at me and tried to blame me 😒 
veterans day at work = longest day of my life 😆 😴 😖 
USERNAME i know ! i wanna un favorite them but i feel like they would notice 😐 
so all together i'm 87-17 on black ops 2 😏 
USERNAME hahahhahahahaha mr . kline was soo boring ! he lowkey had thing with mrs . rohn though 👌 😏 
USERNAME most definitely team i phone ! except i lost all my numbers 😒 
corey says he loves his girlfriend ... they been together for 2 months #ew #getouttahere ! 
love when my boyfriend plays with my hair before bed #perfect #favorite #sorelaxing 😏 💆💕 
i love my nails but unfortunately the middle finger nail broke last night 😢 lol at my war scar 😏 URL 
USERNAME well gracias lol we all know my sport is volleyball >.< lol 
i'm in love , and its the worst feeling in the world & the loneliest i've ever been 😒 
marylan d: groups spent $35 per vote in expanded gambling battle URL 
come onn i stayed up over 48 hours last thursday/friday and my bio professor still hasn't posted grades . #boo 😒 👎 
#inmiddleschool i thought i had the one .. i really didn't tho .. 😏 
USERNAME i shaved my eyebrows when i was young so i feel you haha ! !-___- now they're all fucked up though d: 
USERNAME haha aren't i just hararious ? ! ! ! 😂 😂 #notsorry 😏 
you never know ! USERNAME this white boy just asked me do i sell weed lmfao .. rele tho , me ? 😂 😒 
USERNAME i started already d: but we can go tomorrow of you want ? or the following day ? or ask your mom if she wants to take us to the gym 
really bad headache 😣 going to sleep and hopefully it'll be gone when i wake up #nighttwitter 
USERNAME USERNAME i don't date soo that's going to be hard 😒 🔫 #foreveralone #yourfrienddoesntcount #thatsnotdating 
USERNAME USERNAME i feel like the third wheel in this convo 😒 lol 
USERNAME i know . i felt bad when she talked about getting bullie d: ( 
USERNAME that's exactly how i felt when the put me back there ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😣 
#in9thgrade i meet someone who taught me so much about how guys really are . because of that person i'm bullet proof 😏 
#in6thgrade i started not to like tiannah . . that's when i met her >_< 
waiting in line w/ my son for the midnight release of co d: black ops 2 ! mom of the year award ! ! (@ gamestop) URL 
USERNAME yeah this is going to blow all night long 😒 😞 
#in7thegrade i basically lived at USERNAME 😏 😂 😂 😂 😂 
my mom is only nice when guests are over 😑 
i bet i'm paying for a heat bill that they never turned on 😒 
USERNAME too bad dan is such a skeeze now 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME i wish we sat cause i hate standing the whole dang game 😒 
i love my nails but unfortunately the middle finger nail broke last night 😢 lol at my war scar 😏 URL 
#inmiddleschool andre had the soulja boy glasses 😏 i still member that shit ! 
someone call me on facetime ! ima answer ! #bored 
#inmiddleschool we had to run that stupid monster lap for pe . 😒 
#in7thgrade i thought i met my homie n my best friend 😳 😔 😐 
i have to be up so early tomorrow morning 😕 😦 😐 😑 😶 😴. 
USERNAME i don't think she liked us very much . hahahaha 😏 
USERNAME i trimmed . 😐 i was becoming ugly . 
USERNAME eat some chocolate and quit your bitchin . 😒 
USERNAME with my girlfriend :) dude ! we need to have a regrouping night . asap ! i haven't chilled with you in centuries d: 
USERNAME i know man he's fucking sexist i hated him ! this year i have conde , he's old but looks good for his age 😏 lol 
swerveUSERNAME keywor d: spin moves . it just isn't meant to be . 
omg i hate useing a ipod to be on here v.v 
#inmiddleschool i had the best best friend ever ! karla was amazing , but ya know shit happens 😏 
USERNAME smh ! he didn't even tell me . 😒 
#in6thegrade i cheered at c dx and became best friends with USERNAME 
#in4thgrade i moved from florida to suck town tennessee . 😁🌴🌊☀🌇🏠🏣🏩🏩🌇🏥👉 😣 1⃣🚦❄❄⛄☔⚡⛺ 
closest thing i could find to a reindeer ! 😒 
attention whore . . do us all a favor & do something with your life , like maybe getting one 😑 
😏 oh really rt USERNAME rt USERNAME a #leo ’s sex drive can be out of control at times . #leoproblems 
but don't you have some shit to eat ? #goaway 💩 😒 
#inelementaryschool you were cool if you wore limited too clothes ... i felt cool . 😏 😂 
#in6thgrade all of my really close friends (at the time) dated this really ugly ass guy that had some jacked up teeth >.< lmao 
USERNAME i'm an easy person . 😏 jk lulz i'm not ! 😁 
i get turned on when he whispers in my ear >.< 
#in7thgrade i went from being left handed to being right handed 😑 . 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade - i was a little mean child lmao . 
USERNAME shut up i definitely do , i mean i am an honorary asian . 😑 
out the shower ,. looking for a pair of matching socks ,. 😒 😠 
#in8thgrade i met him and we got close and he left 😣 #fuckhimtho 
tomorrow is not going to be good . 😣 i should probably sleep now . 
USERNAME oh shii he tld me he miss me dx 
#in6thgade USERNAME 's older brother locked us in the trunk of his car and told us to get out on our own incase we ever got kidnapped 😒 
you suck at texting a dude back 😩 😡 😒 
so scared for tomro i can't even sleep 😕 😣 
when USERNAME tells you to txt her and you do and she doesnt replies #asshole 😒 
USERNAME ohh . i saw a preview for it but didn't know that was the name ! my tl has been all about catfish and i was confused 😑 
USERNAME i hated u for that u asshole ..... u and stevens fatass called me that all the dam time . >.< 
USERNAME hahah you told your mom i dropped him 😒 😔 
i swear everyone knows each other in kansas 😣 😒 😑 
USERNAME look at the pic i just tweeted bahaha 😏 
my boyfriend is gettin the new call of duty game 😖 😵 😬 😥 😥 i'm not going to hear from him for a couple of days 
imessage is so great , it shows what time the other person read your message and you can tell they are just ignoring you .. so great 😒 💔 👊💢 
#ingrade6 i thought i looked good 😐 ... and i didn't even have braces👌 
i hv a really bad headache 😖 😭 ! ! ! ! 
i can't sleep and i have to pee but i'm afraid to get up 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME wednesday my nigguhss ! i need this bad >.< so much to catch up on lol 
#inmiddleschool USERNAME and i would steal leftover fca cookies before pe 😂 and ms . pompey's popcorn everyday during lunch 😏 🍪 
USERNAME ahh this is all too soon . xo i need to wash my #chao shirt . dx 
this bitch is dumb .. how you gona be in a relationship for 8 months and never met that person ... gtfoh 😒 😒 😒 
car service to the airport , heading back to reality 😏 ✈ 
USERNAME tf stocker d: they were just boys they were homies and still are close homies ! ! ! 
in every grade USERNAME has been always been there for my i loove my best frien d: ) 
USERNAME that's why i have such a great hispanic ascent 😂 😂 😂 😏 
tyrese songs make me wanna do things never done before 🙌🙏 😏 😳 
ohmygoodness . it's freezing in this room . ❄ ima need some thicker blankets ! ! ! ! 😒 😞 
#inelementaryschool my mom dressed me in silky jumpsuits and gelled my combover 😒 
not burning , it's like a 3rd degree waffle . it's black and crispy #eww 
USERNAME i thought you lived in lewisdale so was oh okay but you don't so d: lmfao but yeah hopefully you get a ride ! 
my babe always falls asleep on me >.< well still studying . 
USERNAME aww yeah we di d; ( i miss you;((( 
fuuck ! i just dropped a whole cig out the window 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME tehehe and i broke up with him for mike 😏 #totalbitch 
USERNAME USERNAME #in8thgrade i fucking hated trying to sell all those recipe jars >.< 
#in7thgrade if our shirts had anything on it we had to turn them inside out 😒 
USERNAME the veytsmans the yakhnis the vosko & the blitshteins 😏 
when people subtweet someone about something but they do the same thing .... 😒 😂 
qot d: so glad my 8 o'clock is cancelled USERNAME 
well thanks pink eye for my mini vacation #relaxing back to reality tomorrow 😑 
USERNAME i'm serious >_< trust me freddy will tell u . i was in a veryy bad mood lol 
USERNAME ahh , don't even remind me 😐 those should probably be burned .. 
#in7thgrade i had an air soft war in my room and ended up with a broken window , and huge holes in my wall . lolol 😏 USERNAME 
watching tivo'd episodes of #bigbangtheory and #dexter because i'm recording #thevoice for my brother 😒 
soo .. you say your all religious and act like you’re a saint , but reaallyy… you just do a lot of drugs . 😒 
i don't wanna wake up at 5 :3 0 tomorrow 😖 🔫 
ugh . dont wanna go to school tomorrow . 😒 🔫🔫🔫🔫 
#in6thgade mj myre in math class and i got scared because i sat in his seat ..... #gross 
#sleepy #bored @ rossvile rd and frankling square blvd URL 
#in6thgrade i met weldon , & i was terrified of him .. but always had a crush on him . 😏 
why so people have full conversations on twitter ? like text that shit 😒 
lmao rt USERNAME just what the world wante d: more cassel vs . leftwich 
USERNAME lol yes ! ! ! ! 😏 i loved that ! hahahaha 
this weather is making it impossible for me to go to the gym . 😒 
looks like i will me cranky and tired in the morning . 😐 
my head & eyes 😣 i just want to sleep . 
okay fuck it . i'm parched , im going downstairs . 😣 #scared lol 
come home , turn on the tv & 2 ladies are talking about females being sexually assaulted . every female that lives alone wants to hear that 😒 
i honestly wish you guys can see this pump right now .. we've been here for 5min , and only $2 worth of gas has been pumped ... 😑 
USERNAME i blame mason ! 😖 what time did you want to get food again tomorrow ? 
#inelementaryschool we actually played outside , didn't have sex , respected our parents . never bullied . fuck ur generation , buncha pussys 😒 
USERNAME & i basically dated the same girl . 😒 😂 
USERNAME i thought you hit it too haha , i underestimated you at first and you ended up getting the early lead >.< 
its always one person that will ruin the joke 😒 
USERNAME well make me smile by following me back 😑 into ☺ 😊 😀 😃 😄 
trying to write a note to tuck into USERNAME package . so far my brain is thinking , >.< 
#in12thgrade i got blamed for USERNAME making an error 😒 
this bitch bothers me so much and i dont know why 😑 shes whiter than white trash . stupid hoe ! 
pretending i don't have to wake up in 4 hours for another flight to south carolina ! 😒 my 4 days in nyc was too short ! ! 
i dread all of my make up work ! and if i can't go tomorrow it will be even worse 😒 
oh shit . ! i use to catfish . ! that shit was funny af . ! but thinking now that was bad . ! ! #eww 
#in6thgrade i remember when i went to abercrombie and only bought graphic tees #soyoung #nasty 
from the patch ... police log: brookline , newton and nc men arrested on drug charge d; unarmed robbery at barber s ... URL 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah but skins have a way of making rookie qb's look good . 😑 
the fact that i have class at 7 in the morning and blake has me out at walmart waiting for the new black ops to come out 😒 
of course my stomach would decide to be sensitive on the night that i don't have time to deal with it 😒 😷 
USERNAME yeah that's right i better not annoy you or ill beat you with a banana 😏 🍌 
i mean how can you be in an relationship where you have never seen your mate at least once or on skype 😒 
#inelementaryschool i went to like 5 different elementary schools 😒 
the 21st century's yesterday . mt USERNAME confirme d: inxs break up URL 
USERNAME that bitch don't want it fam . she can/will get slapped . what's her number ? i'm finna call that hoe .. 👌 😒 😡 
thoroughly entertaine d: for the first time in my life i’ve had a photo flagged and removed from the internet . #rebelrebel 
i'm not gay lol and i do not have gay tendencies 😒 
lmao uff i don't either >.< i got to tell you what happened >,< uff pissed me off so bad but sunday ? 
USERNAME i don't want you to leave 😐 💕 😕 
USERNAME we had the red one , then my mom bought me a white one , then she took it from me and said i could have the red one 😏 
i keep looking at the same thing only to make myself mad all over again , yea i don't stupid ish like that 😒 
USERNAME you always told your dad not to play me asshole 😒 
“USERNAME #in11thgrade USERNAME got us kicked out of a random ass park USERNAME i was there too chubz ..... 😏 
USERNAME oh yes can't forget that ! ! or calling that lady a fat ass ... and she called my mom ... #rude 
i really have to go back to my bed 😒 😔 
#inelementaryschool i got wrote up for talking about pootie tang 😒 
USERNAME i was so heart broken in 3rd grade too v.v like who laughs at someone with a teddy bear v.v 
my hubby is at best buy right now . 😏 rt USERNAME alright so #blackops2 is released in two minutes . who is getting it ? #imonthefence 
USERNAME idm at the end of the day y'all not better than us y'all played sumerville 😑 
haha i was eating a york peppermint thingy and i took a picture >.< yummy but ew my face . URL 
#inmiddleschool mr . steele switched my schedule so i could be his t . a . #eww 
USERNAME tell my why i heard the one direction tickets were ... sold out ? ! ? ! is it true d; 
my phone is on 10% &' my charger is in my room 😣 
USERNAME you can have it ... i don't want it 😣 
#inmiddleschool you always had to get up and hello to every teacher especially the spanish teachers 😒 😒 
someone talk to me . mike just went to sleep 😑 
#in8thgrade my science teacher told me i was stupid #didntforgetbetch 😒 
#in10thgrade me and USERNAME we're so mean to people hahaha 😏 
feel sorry for all the hate everyone is giving USERNAME 😒 
i want (rea d: need) a cheeseplate vending machine next to my bed . #fatty 
my brother really left his glasses at the gym >.< lmao ! good job 👍 
cant wait to buy black ops 2 ! ! ! d: 
when you wake up and you fell asleep without putting your phone on the charger ... 😖 😖 😖 😖 
where is the snuggie that i ordered weeks ago .. burr burr 😖 
i need a xbox to play black ops 2 😔 😞 😣 😩😫 😭 
people probably think i really do praise satan and love the devil thanks to USERNAME 😣 ❌ 
i hate everyone who watched catfish ! i have no cable , i'm poor ! 😢 😭 😩 😖 😡 🔫 
terps at numba 4 😏 😏 👉“USERNAME want to party and still have a high paying job after college ? these are the schools URL 
that flu shot i got today though <<< #ouchie 😖 💉 
why don't i feel good all of a sudden ? 😔 😣 😖 
#inelementaryschool all the cool kids hung out on the car jungle gym ... i got exiled from the car jungle gym ... but it's okay i forgive you 😒 
don't address me as a >.< i won't disrespect you or call you out your name as long as you don't get me mad or put your hands on me 
so hungry that i'm about to lose my miind #nonono 😣 😁 😟 
i'm on the 4th episode of the 1st season and about half the characters die ! ? alright i think ima love this show 😏 
USERNAME okay more like 5th .. i started to figure it out in sixth grade 😏 
USERNAME yay ! i'm glad :d it's going ... slowly . d: oh well , atleast it's going . i'm going to do as much as i can . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you don't bring private jokes to a group discussion ! #rude 
when mrs k first gave us that project i was like fuck imma wait till the night before to do it .. sure enough ... 😒 
#inelementaryschool i love to play teddedball however you spell it >.< 
#inmiddleschool every teacher felt they could tell me to shutup .... like #rude 
hearing my bestfriend cry because of your scummy bitchass #disgusting 
i want a cute good morning text to wake up to tomorrow 😏 #hinthint #wishfulthinking 
black ops midnight release . t minus 2 hours 55 minutes 😏 👏 
USERNAME yeah girl ! that's cool ! not trying to influence your decision i just want you to be aware i found my old ipod . 😏 
#inmiddleschool all i cared about was ti and everyone made fun of me for it 😒 
told myself i would try to fall asleep before 12 guess that was a #fail 😑 
USERNAME too late ... she's forcing all of us to watch it right now . 😖 
- i love having a straight sister that i can't get to respect anything i talk about . #rude 👊 
i hope next week is just as crazy , i don't wanna see two people be all in love , there needs to be a twist 😏 
#injrhigh you would feel like a badass on fridays wearing your golden empire football jersey 😏 
USERNAME happened in 11th grade twice he took my pics and said he was a girl to hit on guys 😐 
#inmiddleschool i remember seeing girls ask to own my pictures like stfu 😒 
USERNAME when you tell me about your pus finger though 😐 😷 hahaha 
next ban d: small bunyan and the tiny giants . 
just looked through my whole instagram ... such memories on there 😒 😔 
#dinner is serve d: after shopping #organically . تصبحون على خير من امريكا 👌 
USERNAME is that some dehydration synthesis i spy ? and btw nice 1-4 alpha glycosidic bonds 😏 #nerdlyfe 
USERNAME blah blah blah .... 😑 😒 ✋how long my line been dry under yo name ..... *waits on response* ........ exactly 
#in8thand9thgrade i wasted a year and a half of my time 😒 
#in10thgrade i got suspended for 10 days for having my phone in the biology eoc . 😑 
#in7than d8 thgrade mr . jamison would let me stay in the office so i didn't have to go to class ! #helovedme 
#inmiddleschool i only got one wolf track ... 😒 #failure 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 if you would behave , i wouldn't twatch you so much ! but i have to keep my 👀's on you ! 😼 
#in8thgrade the sub ms . wright that reminded everybody of alexis texas .. booty and all . 😏 🙌👌 
great te dx talk by USERNAME on why everyone should learn to program: URL 
USERNAME well that one time when you burped up that baby foot #yuck 
#inmiddleschool i couldn't even finish a sentence because i stuttered so bad 😑 😑 😑 
#oomf #oomf and #oomf all go to roosevelt .... too bad one of the three is the cutest . 😏 😏 😏 😏 
#in9thgrade i had the worst party experience with USERNAME & USERNAME 😒 👊 
but i don't wanna go to work at 3am 😖 
USERNAME are you calling me stupid ? that's not nice 😒 
trying to reac something and u dont wanna get up >.< & yu fall off the damn chair ! fucckk xd aha #moments 
USERNAME ahaha i thought you were really tall xd ahha no >.< you and isabelle were skinny tho👍 
USERNAME you're gonna be behind on will and grace since you're not here . 😒 and you're missing out on cupcakes . #sorrynotsorry 
USERNAME she saves the whale , i put salt on snails #gross lol 
intelligence is sexy 😏 lmao , on a guy .-. 
i mean who burps in public ? #rude #nomanners #raisedinabarn 
lmao how did i know his subtweet was for me ? d; 
watching the countdown to the launch of the new cod i think i'm going to vomit #boys #why # 😒 🎮 
he's #sleeping so #peacefully .. as always i'm #awake 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME and i find out on twitter 😒 sharon gots to better ! ! 
& i know since like the family fair in 7th grade ! d: 
prolly shouldn't have cancelled that dentist apt , my tooth is killing me 😖 
USERNAME no i do but i live far plus work in the am so yeah i can have a good life right now 😒 
yeah whores get around , thats how i found you 😏 😂 
USERNAME when they beat you that means they care about you ... my moms excuse ... 😂 😑 
#in8thgrade our principle told us we were gonna work at mcdonalds bcuz we take spanish seriously💁 our spanish teacher couldnt speak spanish 😏 
ima stop drinking for the rest of the year till new years >.< 
USERNAME i know right since you hate me now 😒 
goodbye twitter world , you keep me up too late 💀 😐 🌀🌙 
#myfreshmanyear i didn't give a crap about people's pasts . ohh wait , i am a freshman 😑 ✌ 😏 👌 . 
#inmiddleschool we always talked about how we were gonna start a food fight but it definitely never happened ... 😐 
#inmiddleschool i was super quiet and nobody knew i existed .. so glad i came out of my little loser shell 😏 
does this face 😑 look like it cares .... i ain't got no worries 
#in7than d8 thgrade USERNAME was in love with me .. he really was . his way of flirting was #blesshisheart 
glad im not bitter anymore . it wasnt a good look . of course i miss her , but she will never know that again . love her enough to let her go 😏 
what in the heck is catfish ? ? i got excited cause i thought we were talking about fishin , apparently not #whatevs 😒 
i scheduled my classes weeks ago .. #honorscollege #nursingprogram 😏 
#in8thgrade USERNAME told on me like everyday cause my pants were sagging 😒 
why is everybody saying its gonna rain ? ! my weather app says its not 😐 
barely fall asleep and mom comes and wakes me up 😒 
class registration done now get me to bed ! #stupi d8 ams 
i would come into work an hour early thinking in was gonna be late 😔 😒 😠 😑 #fml 
fuck , i took my boss's keys to the safe . 😣 
#inelementary the bell would ring and we would all have to freeze for like 10 seconds 😒 ugh i hated that 
so not looking forward to waking up at 5am for work . 😒 
a whole bunch of people waiting in line to buy co d: black ops ii at game stop on main ave . 
exhaustion related to copious amounts of psych process recordings as evidenced by lack of sleep 😴 😖 
for the recor d: steve case and steve forbes just both passed up their chance to declare right now for 2016 #techonomy12 
USERNAME we get it ray , you went to europe ! 😒 hah . 
that moment whn your little sister buys a violin and plays it over and over again ! ! ! stop your horrible dx ! ! ! 
ima put in work though and well see what happens 😏 💕 
discussing the menu for thanksgiving got me all excite d: ) 
you ever just get that urge .... 😏 ... ? 
blocking you , you , you , oh & you . 😏 #byebye 
unlike all the young mf who are #in2ndgrade like 😒 😒 😒 😒 
exactly ---> rt USERNAME dwayne doesn't have bait 😏 USERNAME USERNAME 
#inmiddleschool i was scared to go to high school >.< 
USERNAME i was about to fucking cry ! ! ! they can't be , check ! lol ill 👊 a bitch 😔 😒 
i need my fucking phone back like right now d: 
USERNAME i jumped like 2 times 👌👌 i'm going to buy you all of the paranormal activity movies for christmas 😏 
i wanna be in junior high again . i hate high school 😒 
a real boyfrien d: calls you for nothing , texts you all the time , wants to see you , cries , gets jealous , is overprotective and loves you . 
my mom said biddies today ... #ew no ma stop , you're almost 50 
wait for the lor d; be strong and take heart and wait for the lord . -psalm 27:14 
chimento is chill . flage don't be getting no punani .. 😒 
my dad just told me that my brain is like a fast computer and slow people can't keep up with me . 😑 
and the new #callofduty game is officially out .. so much for talking to my boyfriend anymore 😔 😑 
#in1stgrade USERNAME and darian west cut her hair and lauren blamed it on me and her mom called my mom and i got yelled at and i cried 😒 
😔 😣 waiting by the phone but i think i'm not gonna get that call 
#fantasy i wanna dance for somebody . slow and sensual . i wanna be sexy . #justsayin 😏 
USERNAME lol i have no choice ..... unless you're trying to get down with this house keeping 😏 ? ? ? ? 
yep its too sexy 😏 makes me really wanna purchase chanel 
idk how some people can hookup with a close friends ex or even someone they liked , your just a straight loser #norespect #disgusting 
now to be up for another hour doing this test questions and answers .... 😒 
what am i gonna do tomorrow ? everybody has class but me 😣 
USERNAME it's okay . i watch it online ! 😏 
USERNAME we dont even talk at school cuz your with fake people >.< well some of them are .. 
after a coo' weekend , it gets cuutt by another week of wack as school 😒 #killn 'myvibe 
USERNAME 😒 shut up ! look at yo booty , you have a line after that 
frien d: my boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans another frien d: my boyfriend looks best in shorts me:my boyfriend looks best in 1080p youtube 
talking about how i'm a nerd . i'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass . ✋ 😒 
dang i remember back in the day when you had to buy a cd burner and attach it to your computer to burn cds ... i feel old 😣 
hate waking up so early and they don't even come out . #smh #dangdeer #tomorrow 😒 
i always wanted to do my hw at starbucks , to feel cool 😏 
why the hell do certain emojis work when i try to put it in my name , but others don't ? ! 😒 😤 
i hate when people send me random shit and it doesn't make since so i say umm what and they be like nothing damn 4get it i'm looking like 😐 😑 
#in7thgrade i sold drugs for some bloods & that's how i was part of their gang . 😣 
everything happens for reasons . not seasons . the weather has nothing to do with you & your problems . 😑 
since when did i start bruising so easily ? ! #somanybruises 😖 
man i got a shitload of work to do before thanksgiving break 😣 
nothing like rushing back to school while on pain killers to do a presentation on traumatic brain injuries . sure my brain won't work 😳 😣 
i hate always thinking about something that you wish you could forget 😏 
#inmiddleschool i thought i was the coolest person ever with my juicy couture backpack 😒 🎀🎒 #pathetic 
#in6thgrade i was more concerned about the music on my myspace page than my grades 😏 #nothinghaschanged 
USERNAME USERNAME no why ! lmao i just vomited all over my hw . 😖 
exam at 10 ... studying my booty off . 😒 
#inmiddeschool i was betrayed by so many people who i thought were my best friends ... #iwassadlymistaken #shrugs 😐 
eduardo my back is killing me give me my massage now ! 😏 lol 
😥 😒 😠 rt USERNAME still got that l tho 
its a hassle to move on my bed . out makes to much noise d: 
you've probably seen this tweet 1000000 times . but , guys are seriously all the same 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME i hate you guys ! ! ! ! ! 😡 😡 😡 p . s . charge your phonnee timmyy 😒 
USERNAME oh that's how i watch it too lmao 😐 
i love to make her toes curl as i'm lickin on her flesh 😏 
still in my car 😑 😔 👈it is cold af 
at risk for exhaustion related to lack of sleep secondary by the copious amounts of psych process recordings 😴 😖 😩 
being tall as fuck is starting to take its toll 😒 
USERNAME shut up 😒 i'm trying to get some mcdonald's in the morning 😏 
you smell something rabbit ? *sniff sniff* ... fear 😑 
last night this kid asked how old i was and i said 19 nd he said foreal i'm 17 .. with this exact face--> 😏 #swerve 
دحين لما احد انا عندي رقمه و هو ما عنده رقمي وفتحت لاين و أضافه بكيفه،، اطلع عنده ولا لا؟ اذا لا،، الحمدلله ... اذا إيه،، awkwaard ! 😐 
the text USERNAME just sent . geesh 😒 lol . 
i caught my mom talking shit to my brother about me when i walked in the house tonight , think she forgot xmas is right around the corner ! 😏 
i got your boy flippin' like a gymnast . 😏 
i gotta show evelyn the video so she knows why we say pa >.< lmao 
at risk for exhaustion related to lack of sleep secondary to the copious amounts of psych process recordings 😴 😖 😩 
USERNAME USERNAME lol i sign out like 3 times a week 😒 hahah 
you a lie ! ✋ 😒 that was letoya luckett ! 😁🙅 
USERNAME es siertoo d; totally forgot deja buscarte uno de los teletubies xd la USERNAME se emociono con el del platano haha 
oh you know just relaxing on the couch and this thing decides to crawl across the carpet #ew #hatespiders URL 
i had so much chocolate yesterday omg >_< i hate being a girl during this time i probably gained like 30lbs lol #girlprobs 
😱 USERNAME can't believe i cursed , it just came out lol 😳 been happening alot lately 😏 
looking for teaching jobs takes the cake for making me stressed out . #teacherswag 😣 📚📝 
just watched my dog eat her dinner out of her kong toy for the last half hour #bored #needsahobby 
#inhighschool i got a detention in 9th grade for laughing at this boys joke 😒 
nope . mine too 😪 rt USERNAME #inmiddleschool everybody was comin out the closet . or was that only at my school ? smh 😐 
#in8thgrade USERNAME wanted me cuz of my ballet status 😏 
USERNAME dude member wen ms :o rtega talked to us cuz i guess you didnt like me and shit cause i was new >.< 
USERNAME yea then after that 9 months you have mom boobs 😖 😷😩 
#inseventhgrade i had the worst teacher ever . i still despise that hoe 😒 
aww my poor little kitty doesn't feel goo d: ( 
USERNAME no . you just slept . yet i know most of the plot line to the notebook . 😏 
USERNAME uhh , i'm up planning it . and just got distracted by twitter ... 😒 
i deserve an award for best gf .. cooked/cleaned everything up .. did my bf's laundry ... while he sits and plays video games on his head set 😑 lol 
my beds too messy to sleep on ... 😒 😴 #mustcleantomorrow 
USERNAME i always give people the benefit of the doubt ... i'm not sure how i feel about it 😒 
USERNAME same for me but mine looks like a skeleton 😒 
what is wrong with me 😐 i hate being all sad . 
USERNAME USERNAME sorry my last names isler its in my bloo d; ) 
i'm ridin around & i'm getin it , it's mine , i spend it 😏 😬 
why in the fuck do i miss you ? 😒 
USERNAME : ohh i see you should of bought it , i feel inlove with mine >.< they smell bomb 
spotte d: roomies wrestling over a stuffed animals . we're dysfunctional . @ alpha phi URL 
USERNAME good to hear :) i've been great just working most of the time d: it's good but sucks at the same time 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i didn't actually . 😒 just lots of eyeliner . 
jake never goes on twitter anymore so i can tweet whatever i want about his birthday and he won't even know . 😏 
when you accidentally do something that lets people know you were creeping ... 😑 
#in7thgrade i used to be afraid to change in the locker room . 😏 
i was pretty drunk on friday , just tweeting a bunch of bullshit ! 😒 
im callin it a night too much on my min d: ( 
#in7than d8 thgrade USERNAME would alwayss be with me 24/7 #likenightandday #hewasnttoocoolthen #missit 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME but i'm still really close with him noow 😏 
USERNAME not embarrassing .. you were a badass ! haha that totally outweighs not being good at it 😏 
USERNAME i think you'll be good with the 200 yawns 😏 
i hate smell of fish sauce 😣 fish oil . whatever the fuck it's called . 
really want to see USERNAME review of co d: bo2. the bo multiplayer was hands-down the best of the series . hopefully they continue off of that . 
i am not looking forward to getting my wisdom teeth taken out , all i can say is i'm looking forward to the ... medication 😏 
back to reality tomorrow 😏 it's a bitter / sweet situation i'm in 
i love how me and alexis barely even talk . 😒 
ok , not all of the basketball players .. >.< lol but ... 
#inmiddeschool if you got caught chewing gum u had to pay $5 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME haha omg i know . i'm still super weird , idk about you d: 
#in11thgrade summer i went fencing 😏 👍 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME some people are great in hats ! i am not a hat person though . >.< 
i'm going to stay single forever because just because 😒 
USERNAME you don't know whats coming for you tomorrow 😏 
you have it ? :o i wanna play it so bad ! >_< 
i don't have a six pack but i have a six pack in my heart 😏 😏 😏 
#in7grade well my mojgan betrayed me for isabelle d; it was all cool👌🔫 
USERNAME red crew neck sweater and cargos 😏 it's supposed to be 70 tomorrow 
lol well apparently i am 😏 😊 and okay ! ! i have to see what time i work saturday ! i may come when i get off ! #forrealthistime USERNAME 
about to check on my wife shoot him a text and drift off to sleep these pills got me tire d: -) 
lol i fall asleep and chris is worried sick .. gosh 😒 
you're just the gift that keeps on giving . 😒 
bitch why you put it on twitter if you don't want nobody to kno 😒 
USERNAME good now go to bed now ! 👏 😏 
if you're flirting with me you fucking suck . 😒 #boring 
USERNAME i’m like the opposite . i wear walmart shirts but the elitist in me wants classier . d: 
#noh8 👫👬👭 ... unless you're a child molester , rapist , and/or abortionist 😒 ☝ 
USERNAME no shit no , just no ☝✋, and i never said little beetch . 😏 
my boyfriend couldn't wait to get me out of the house to get the new release of cod . #ridiculous 😒 👋 USERNAME 
#in11thgrade i realized how mean some of the seniors could be and vowed to never be like them . #sorrybuttrue 😔 😒 
#in10thgrade i lost like 30 pounds over 3 months . gained it back over christmas break . 😒 
#in7than d8 thgrade reiber vs collins football game was so hyped up ... 😂 😂 
so ready for my birthday to get my car . grr ! hurry up 😒 #winterbirthdays #reallysoon 
thanks sister 😒 rt USERNAME USERNAME you'd be a better terrorist 
USERNAME i mean like who wouldn't want me 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME ahah como dijestes tu we ding kidd around here d: 
USERNAME hey girl ! i just saw you followed me & i saw a picture of your eye what exactly happened ? ! d; 
USERNAME USERNAME idk . lol why are you guys bothering him 😒 
it would be super nice if my wifi would work for more then 5 minutes 😏 
i can never fall asleep right away anymore . #hateit #why #toomanythoughts 
#in12thgrade i had 4 periods of gym . thanks to my amazing guidance counselor 😒 😑 
USERNAME oh so this bitch wanna talk about mamas 😑 
USERNAME man why does everyone talk so much smack about you . no names like USERNAME ? ?. rt #rude 
#inmiddeschool everytime i would see roticv in the hallways i would be like 😂 😂 😂 😏 
#inelementaryschool i was a thirsty ho , i chased after the guys and only the guys during tag . 😐 
yeah so now i'm on a twitter rampage and not asleep 😏 
#inmiddleschool giving high fives got banned because everyone decided to be a lesbian and makeout in the hall way . #ew 
i could go on and on about middle school memories . it had it's ups and downs but looking back i wouldn't change a thing 😏 
USERNAME omg i hella remember trying to get kenya to do it & i ended up doing it 😒 
my sister just told me i look like a mom .. gee , thanks . 😒 
why watch teen mom when i live it ? 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME love you boys #karateki dx 2 
USERNAME exactly omg im gonna tell the bitch off next time she texts me 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME then they changed my lunch 😒 
USERNAME freedman ? ? ? i went there . i don't remember you 😐 😕 
can tomorrow be over already ? too much to do , so little time ! 😖 
guyz i had siri in my music first . i just haven't released it bye 👋 😒 
USERNAME i just want them for carnal pleasure d; hahahaha 
who has an iphone 4 case i can borrow ? pulease ! mine doesn't come in the mail until december 😒 
#inmiddleschool i went to rancho where i was a loner who hated life and i was like 4'9 and 140 pounds . 😑 😂 
#in7than d8 thgrade i had the biggest crush on USERNAME 
i rele just want to sit nd watch the little mermai d: ) 
#inmiddleschool i dressed weird ! i still do but more >.< lol 
u hate basketball ? lol wouldnt make sense ... 😏 rt USERNAME i kinda wanna learn how to play 2k . 
USERNAME i think your confused libby ... just two friends discussing a very good movie . way to make things awkward ! 😒 
mr langdon was like: ki d: no mr langdon: what'd u say *bam bam* ki d: crying hahaha 
USERNAME USERNAME idk i don't ever watch the news it's all lies and depressin shit plus my black ass got no cable 😒 
#in8thgrade was when i got my first kiss with the hottest guy in school ! i will never forget that day >.< 
USERNAME lol hmm 😏 ..... dont get mad . u b iight tho ! 
#in7thgrade i had myspace and i thought i was cool shit 😏 😎 #selfiesoverload 
#iwanttoknow can i dance for you ? i promise to make it worth your while . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME not even gunna lie i don't remember shit 😒 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😔 😔 
#inmiddleschooi i went to my first house party shit was weak af 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME he is the in my group 😏 
USERNAME happened in high school for me . middle school was just the build up to said scene phase . 😒 
so my sister thinks shes all grown and she tried jumping out of her swing she ate the floor xd my poor baby lol d; 
USERNAME i heard your boyfriend was in the hospital what happens d: 
i need to get off twitter before it upsets me . #goodnight 😐 
USERNAME 😒 shoulda been downloaded before punk ass twitter app 
i'm bugging ill get black ops after school . 😏 
my be d: 45% homework . 30% tangled bedding . 20% other items . 3% space heater . 2% me . #mess URL 
USERNAME yeah i was done when dance central 3 came out . i got dc3, tt2, borderlands 2, doa5 and re6. gotta review co d: bo2 though -_- 
USERNAME no 😐 sorry . if you find one let me know lol cause all i use is pandora 
USERNAME sighh 😒 okay umm ... onye oma (its nigerian) 👍👍 
i will always say i'm not doing anything 😁 😖 
#inmiddleschool i only disliked one girl , she was always all up on my business 😒 🔫 
USERNAME haha more like saving up . school requires money now d: 
i'm tired of you 😒 👊 don't talk to me . #bullshitter 
my boyfriend told me he would be done working at 8 :3 0. it's almost 9 :3 0 and he's still working 😑 😠 
#inelementaryschool & #inmiddleschool i was known as tim & john-john's little sister 😒 
i know that you have a new girl but i must cross your mind sometimes . 😏 
USERNAME haha i know >.< ill shave by the end of the week 
USERNAME really ? lol nicee hopefully they don't ask me either d: lol i don't look 17 hahaha 
USERNAME i was flipping out . when they found out he was a she i was like 😯 😆 😑 👭 
i have too many pillows and i only use one 😒 😑 
USERNAME we have to go to chic fi la before my coupon expires 😖 
USERNAME oh hard day again 😒 good thing i only had one haha 
USERNAME we were gonna throw the egg at USERNAME house ! but turned out it broke on the adventure there & it was hard boile d: ( 
i love taking my pants off and getting into bed 😏 #bestfeelingever 
USERNAME rt 4chance to win a $300 gift car d: opens @ the woodlands tx 11/10 &open in edina mn and durham nc URL 
i only have one day off this week . d: 
USERNAME gawd . the things i would give for some salami right now .. 😖 
when you're all cuddled up in your bed and you have to pee << 😒 
#in8thgrade i had no friends and i was really unfortunate looking . #gross 
#in6thegrade i ruined my hair with all that gel ! ! 😒 😔 😠 
USERNAME i can't say , he doesn't even know he was my first kiss >.< 
there's something about him ... i like the rush 😏 
USERNAME she said i don't yell and i'm organized 😑 
confirme d: chopping onions has the same effect on cats as it does on people . poor little mais 😿 
for the lord god is a sun and shiel d; the lord bestows favor and honor . no good thing does he withhold from those who ... - psalm 84:11 
wante d: blue diamond sticker for my hockey helmet to constantly remind myself to play like i'm on viagra ... hard all the time ... whaat ? ! 
when i ran track in #middleschool . i would run my 100dash & when i got done . i be like 😑 😂 
i feel like there's something missing but i don't know what it is .. 😒 
#in8thgrade every one would go to kim's ha oh and the rec 😒 
i always been a trouble maker seens elementry even when i didnt try .____. i always get in trouble v.v 
i wanna talk to #oomf 😒 low key miss him .... 
“USERNAME jordan's coming to visit soon USERNAME 😏 😏 USERNAME lol stoney do you ever stop ? ? 😳 
i wish i had as many tats as keem an tommy 😑 
haha makes me think back to when i was foolish ...... ooh what an ass hole . #gross #whatwasithinking 
choir in 4th grade . 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
me: why didnt nobody tell me that i looked like that d:< 
#in12thgrade my car died in a driveway and USERNAME helped me move it but smashed his hand through my tail light ... 😒 
#in6thgrade i would always play handball or butts up with a group of friends >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME why do i always get the shy guys ... 😏 😋 😊 ? 
ryan must think i'm getting chubby with all his comments or references to working out .. 😔 😪 😣 
i really thought weed was seriously bad until the 11th grade 😒 . 
lupe- wen was the last time u had sex 😑 
lupe- ugh i hate you ! ! i'm jealous cuz i wanna have sex ... 😒 
#in8thgrade i had about 4 months worth of detention 😑 , stupid yellow dot ! i had my own dot reserved 😂 . 
i can never go to sleep at night . 😏 
omg 😣 this is not good , mounties ! what the heck was that ? ! 
this week i have all my tests .. and of course i'm getting sick # 😐 🔫 
USERNAME lmao ! yes ! honestly , they're having some good deals , and if i don't , i'll forget 😒 
#inmiddleschool me & USERNAME were the cutest & most bipolar bestfriends . 😎 😏 
eh . terry duck ass fell asleep on me 😒 
so my boyfriend would watch any romantic movie with me except twilight 😑 #justmyluck 
USERNAME he was the hottest guy there >.< well him & his best friend (: 
only if the good out did the bad . i wouldnt question our relationship 😒 
USERNAME sorry i had to duck out of your #p dx wp talk before you finished . i really appreciated the depth & breadth of your findings . 
wah ! why do i not feel goo d: ( 😞 
pretty rude that USERNAME laughed at the picture of me i sent her 😒 #iknowyouloveme #imnotthatugly 
when my heart is overwhelme d: lead me to the rock that is higher than i #psalms #truth 
waah :( black ops 2 commercial just came on . it looks so much better than the first one ! 😣 😪 
#in5thgrade i cried because my science teacher have floating kitten fetuses in a jar in her classroom . 😣 #mrsfluitt #crazy 
stop texting me . my phone is broken .... 😒 
damm i think i have homework && a lab due tomorrow for ms august ' oh well 😎 😏 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i was so innocent and i had good grades 
gotta wake up at 6 go cook mexican food for mongomz class 😒 
i feel like i have to vomit omg >_< gross #tmi 
USERNAME USERNAME nahh fuck that bitch ! shes the reason i didnt get into wf . i was missing 1 thing all quarter &she gave me a d . 😒 
eww thinking back i had some pretty thug nasty boyfriends ! #gross -_- lol 
USERNAME noo 😣 english homework is always at the bottom of my homework list lol 
i need a gentlemen in my life . tired of rude guys 😑 😤 
believe it or not i won the 4th grade spelling bee 🐝 😏 
hi i feel the exact same way right now tryna text 😒 😒 😒 👊 
all u do is smoke weed 😒 like its your job or career or some shit 
#inmiddleschool i would sit next to austin in math & we would always joke around that we were married .. i miss that kid 😒 💔 
“USERNAME ! ! ! “USERNAME 😒 🐍 URL well damn lol 
USERNAME you better let me know where the party at . it should be half my party too 😏 
#in7than d8 thgrade i hung out with the wrong people and they turned out to be fake af 
half y'all hard on twitter but when shit really get real where ya balls at then ? ? ? oh ill wait 😒 
i've paid full attention to #thecrucible and people who slept during the play have more questions answered . 😳 😣 USERNAME 
there is never anyone to talk to this late at night . #boring 
#in6thgrade i got afterschool detention for kicking a guy in the nuts ! 😒 
#inmiddleschool all the girls wanted me , but that still hasn't changed . 😏 
USERNAME i have two extra cupcakes if you want 😏 
#inmiddleschool i was a cholo wearing dickes and xl shirts d: #lmao 
gotta get black ops ii and trilogy tomorrow . cool bro . 😑 
can't wait to go get my head checked tmrw .. so sick of these constant headaches 😒 😢 
i sucked on a red lollipop . i can't get the red off my tongue ! ! d: 
when i use every skip on every station on pandora ... 😐 
the only way i can eat healthy is if i go grocery shopping & buy a weeks worth of healthy meals so it looks like i'm going grocery shopping 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME i was not lmfao . 😒 i just stand out from the family . :d 
USERNAME USERNAME no i'm not gonna put myself in the tweet ! and you know it girl 👏👏👏 😏 😏 😏 
you still got cum on your lips from the homeboys dick 😑 
USERNAME football dudes only tonight 😏 we should all go tho ! 
ok go ahead and turn off the tv .. me and USERNAME weren't watching it anyways .. #rude 
those emergency alert things that come on tv scare me 😑 
USERNAME 😑 😐 😫 i hate this phone sometimes . no fucking lie ! 
since you ain't texting back , i'm going to bed . ✌ 😒 sorry not sorry . 
i just bit tf out of my lip 😖 😭 
haven't been able to sleep for the past 2 days . 😒 
USERNAME god damn why that far ! oh well yeah >.< 
USERNAME ok now thats jus a lowblow . 😑 😑 😑 😑 had to hit me where it hurts ... aiight we'll see who makes it farther in the playoffs 
arrggh i make you feel awkward ! 😒 😒 see i told you i would ! #ihatemyself 
almost every night i'm like this -> 😒 and -> 😔 
when your mom walks in you while you are twerking <<<< 😂 😂 😒 😒 😒 🙅🙅 
#in6thgrade : i was the biggest pot head . i smoked everyday , all day 😑 🚬🍁 #yuck 
i let my swag do the talking my 👀 take off they close 😏 
get the frick away from me . you are annoying as hell . 😒 
USERNAME i don't get how both are correct and racist . 😑 
dis damn crybaby heaa .. ughh ! ! ! ! 😒 
this is a problem . 😒 fuck keeping drinks in the garage fridge . URL 
it's cool until you get in trouble with the cops . 😒 
USERNAME cuales hamburgués si ni como eso ? ! ? ! 😒 
so i guess states are trying to succeed from the united states ? wtf is wrong with people #gtfo #youdumb 😑 😏 
oh never mind , it was in my bra 😁😁 😏 
USERNAME continue to brag cause some of these niggas don't know what it's like cause they're caught up in the game 😒 😒 
to whoever took my magnet off my car #effyou #rude 
why did i just tweet a freshman back ,' ? 😩 😑 😒 
USERNAME oh hell no ! baby mama go put on a shirt ! >.< 
USERNAME white thongs hanging out all night kid d; ) 
oh but these suckers might be lovely yet killing my back sometimes 😣 ... god whys you blessed me too much ? 
USERNAME i say this all the time . or just act stupid , get drunk all the time , and show your vagina on tv . snooki is worth $4 million . 😒 
#in6thgrade USERNAME got caught grabbing my boobs 😏 ms fagan used it as blackmail hahahah 
#inmiddleschool i wore bows every day that i actually cut from ribbon .. not store bought 😳 😏 👌🙌 
this URL commercial be having me weakk . lmbo nasty old bitties 😣 
just knowing i have to get up at 7 in the morning puts me in an awful mood . 😡 😒 
i need to just got kick the ball right now >.< , 
USERNAME i go to school by him (': and diamond , supreme and everything are down the street lol >.< 
my aunt just told me to go to sleep now should i listen lol 😏 . 
what to do with my life ? homework or anything but it ..... 〽 looking slo' for that hw 😏 
#in7than d8 thgrade my whole life just went downhill fast ... 
ima be up all night doing homework & studying -.- fuck everyone of my teachers >.< 
USERNAME hahaha i haven't seen you since then 😏 lolol 
#inelementaryschool USERNAME use to take top ramen everyday and eat it raw ... #gross 
USERNAME yea , i hate it . /: its hella scary , zetas be having my fam on check ! >.< 
#in10thgrade and #in11thgrade me and USERNAME were sneaky little bitches ! 😂 😏 
i feel so sick . i want my chicken caesar sala d: i please mom and dad ? 
i havent been on twitter for like 2 days d: USERNAME 
#inmiddleschool ya i'm still in it ! but i'm the the 8th grade d d: 
#in6thgrade i got braces ! ! ! ! ! #gross 
wish i could tweet it but its to long . #bored URL 
its sad to know that even the size zero in hollister pants is to big for me around the waist 😒 #smallpeopleproblems 
well . i do know where i'll be crashing wednesday ! 😏 
noo ... more .... i can't ... USERNAME 😑 💨💨🍃🌲 
everyday at school i'm like 😁 or like nigga get the fuck out 😒 
USERNAME i'm guessing you bought black ops 2. please don't bring your xbox home i don't wanna hear you talking to the online 😒 
it's a hate love thing; these suckers be killing my back at times 😣 . god why did you bless me so much ? #ijs 
USERNAME yeah but was chetohh your first secon or third one . ? ! dx 
i feel like some of my best generalizations about life are published solely on twitter . that upsets me 😣 
haha it's been forever and she still knows me too well lol some things never change ... 😏 USERNAME URL 
all the teen mom 2 daddies <<<<< smh it's sad 😒 😔 
USERNAME put her headphones in because she didn't like my wonderful singing 😒 
love is a funny thing . yu gotta watch what yu ask for 😏 
da d: why is there no black candies ? /me:those taste like black licorice so i ate them all/da d: atleast i know you aren't rasist .. lol #dying 
put colby some popcorn in the microwave ... walked away not knowing if i hit the popcorn button or the potato button . #notgoingback 😏 
i only know one guy who's been USERNAME fan since day one USERNAME everyone else can sit down . you don't know nothing about abel tesfaye 😒 
USERNAME i do , but were singing on sunday .. i can't change it now >.< 
looks like ill be cuddling and sleeping alone tonight since this call of duty game is gonna take kyle away from me . 😒 #aslongasheshappy 
fck school tmrw i forgot ! >.< hope things just goes good i dnt want to fcked up again -_- 
call me weird , but i wish it was socially acceptable to have someone just sleep with you every night to keep you warm & comfy 😒 
USERNAME funny how you can remember that but they taste so damn goo d: -) 
USERNAME 😏 just call me the bomb ..... dot com . 
hoppy side of winter warmers . dry finish . i like it ! #p dx beer — drinking a jubelale @ ringside steakhouse — URL 
people r real serious with this black ops 2 tournament 😑 @ dave & buster's URL 
wish i hadn't have eaten all of my salt & vinegar stax ! 😣 
#inmiddleschool i swear i was in love with USERNAME lmao 😭 😒 
best day 8th grade summer USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME on my kitchen floor ahahahahah laughing hard 😏 
annd that was my last attempt . moving on . done trying . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME she's a hater . eff her 😒 
i feel so bad ... i'm terrible at trying to comfort ppl .. >_< 
pissed that my boyfriend won't tell me what he's getting me for my birthday ... 😒 
lmao dying at how this random customer was tryna holla & inviting me hot tubbing tonight right in front of my boss today 😂 my boss' face-> 😒 
that 4 hour nap was great , but now i can't go to sleep 😒 👎💤 
i just tweeted this ... you stole it . 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME i thought you commented on another tweet but nvm . but yeah one women was like its gods plan that your prego ? really .. , 😒 
& i hate grocery shopping ! 😑 they should invent an app or just a website where you can order all your grocery and they deliver the same day ! 
#oomf is retweet happy with my tweets tonight .... what a freakin slut 😏 
actually got a lot of shit done today .. proud of myself 😏 
you know i'm supporting theweekn dx o bout to buy the physical release tomorrow too #theweeknd #trilog @ home URL 
USERNAME hahahaha USERNAME was everyone's exept mine .... at first 😏 
yeah that shit is stupid , we should burn it all . 😏 
my puppy is growling and pretending to run in his sleep .. ahh ! 😣 😳 
well at least this game will put me to sleep 😣 
must . have . black ops 2. within . next . hour . 😖 😤 
haven't had a bad night like this in awhile 😢 😢 😕 😐 😔 #goodnight 
USERNAME haha remind me later d: i'm in my bed right now 
when you're so sore from the gym you can literally feel your muscles growing 😣 <<<<<< 
#in7thgrade i hated USERNAME because he got a sidekick 😖 ✋ 
#in6thgrade i used to stuff my bra ......... i know 😒 
ill bet nobody caught my last tweet mistake ? ? 😏 
i'm seriously delirious from doing homework all day 😣 #needsleepnow 
im always wide awake when i get home from work 😒 i guess this means lifetime movies till i fall asleep ! 💤 
when you can't sleep and have no one to talk to <<< #sadtweet 😒 
to think that i hve to go to school tomorrow .. 😒 
my stress level just doesn't want to go down .. i swear if i start getting zits bc of it bill freak out even more ! 😑 
ew . i literally wanna throw up , just thinking about that shit . #gross 
USERNAME i can't sleep 😔 and your the one gonna end up throwing up . 😒 ✋ 
just missing my little angels so much right now . i hate how far they live from me 😣 URL 
i needa text someone , to ask what my number . is , because i don't know it lmfaoo >.< anyone ? 
USERNAME omgg i went out with that beetch , 😑 
#in7thgrade i thought i was hot shit bc i hungout with all the cool 8th graders at byrnedale 😏 
USERNAME i have to like search through photo albums d: 
i really do think i have a shopping problem , i need other ways to release my stress 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME lol ken you will be attached to my hip all break so i bet you will be with us ... 😐 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME get high all week , then we'll believe you ! 😏 
USERNAME it was rough . no one understood my angst 😖 
USERNAME i have class until 8 😔 are you coming to toledo 😼 ! ? 
USERNAME okay i'm giving in and being a fan girl , can you please bless this 21st birthday girl with a special bday tweet >_< 
wordpress performance todo that keeps coming up: switch from wp-cron to system cron and only trigger on one node in the cluster . #p dx wp 
ok here's what i don't understan d: why people who claim to be try to argue on twitter . 
😒 but i just laugh at they irrelevant asses . 😂 😂 
USERNAME don't you know that . it's freaking 42 degrees outside ? ! & you have the damn air conditioner on ! ! im freezing ! ! ❄⛄ 😒 
#inhighschool i was fat as fuck my junior year and no one told me t 😑 
hahaha i just remember i posted a nudie this weekend and took it down after 10 minutes when iau didn't rt it .. USERNAME 😒 😔 🍌 
if your first couple kids didn't keep him .. what makes you think the next one will .. there is no 3r dx a charm when we're discussing a dog 
when blackops 2 release , all the guys gna break up with they girl , and all girls gna #forever alone all day >.< 
USERNAME why can't u just see this tweet , go to my profile , and click my follow button ! ? oh yea that's right , cuz u won't see this tweet ! 😖 
because i don't do this often . #selfpicture #selfportrait #bored @ my house in the middle of the street URL 
USERNAME ugh , nigga >_< how much did it cost ? 
i always wonder who im i gonna marry in the future , or im i ever gonna get married d: 
new co d= bye dean 👋 see you never . maybe ill see you over break . 
pushing doors that say pull and looking like an idiot .. ! oh lord dx 
#inmiddleschool i got made fun of a lot for who i dated 😐 
#in11thgrade i was the biggest bitch to this freshman and someone made up a rumor i was gonna fight her #arboUSERNAME 😏 
ooh the pain returns .... fml ... this is torture 👎 😔 😞 😫😩 😢 😰 😟 😑 😶 
#in7thgrade i weighed 180 lbs .... #in11thgrade i weigh 180 lbs 😐 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i hated my bestfriend ! and now i don't know what i'd do without him ! 
USERNAME USERNAME i don't anymore , thank goodness ! darrian might tho 😏 hahaa 
#inelementaryschool i loved geting does valentines cards with a candy >.< 
my stress level just doesn't want to go down ... i swear ill freak even more if i start getting zits from it ! 😑 #life 
USERNAME no hay como el aire , a esta hora . p d: amo el frio . 
they're in the double bonus wit 8 :3 5 left 😒 
just so dern excited to get up and go to court in the mornig #woohoo 😑 😐 😵 👎 
okay i'm going too sleep now .. no more notifications >_< 
who wants to take me to see twilight thoughh 😏 💁 
i'm go get my hands on him this week and it ain't go be no stopping 😏 
ill start from the bottom and make my way to the top 😏 
i do not want to go to school tomorrow ! 😐 
i must refrain myself from buying black ops 2 tonight i have to wake up early for an interview . and if i buy it ill be up all night . wah . 😖 
i just have this feeling that the fire alarms will go off tonight or sometime this week . #imwaiting #iknowitsgonnahappen 😒 
USERNAME screenshot attache d: good work with the layout , as it looks much better than the readability version . URL 
no work tomorrow , not sure what i'm going to do yet . #daysoff #bored 
midnight co d: bo2 why thank you very much (@ gamestop) URL 
regretting that 3 hour nap i took right about .. now . 😣 
boredd to death .. 😔 😒 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 ! ! ! 
USERNAME i haven't sung in the choir in soo long , don't feel right anymore 😒 
USERNAME i was your friend ... i always used to compliment your shirts and ask you a million questions 😏 
why did i watch friends with benefits ? ? stupid stupid 😣 😨 😢 👊 #butitssogreat 
this might be the first time that i've been to sleep before midnight this month d: #saywahht 
USERNAME you're lucky i'm still alive 😖 😖 i freaking hate spiders . #nofilter @ the 303 URL 
the girl i go to prom with i will remember for ever ! ! 😏 
i think it's so stupid when people's fb profile pics aren't even pictures of them ... 😐 #growup 
i like snow i just hate that it gets soo cold >.< 
11 turnovers for west virginia . and they have 11 points ... 😒 
#inmiddleschool everyone would call me spicy burrito 😒 idk how or why ... 
my day started at 5am . it's 9:40pm and i'm still not home . can't believe it's only monday 😐 
i think i'm finally going to cave and make a doctor appt tmrw 😒 
#inmiddleschool me & USERNAME used to take bad pictures of each other for black mail . 😏 😂 
#inmiddleschool a fought a nigga because he choked up my little brother .... 😒 😡 👊 
USERNAME right why can't it always be like that though ! lbs . 😒 
all the great things are simple , and many can be expressed in a single wor d: freedom , justice , honor , duty , mercy , hope . 
USERNAME i think i had more boobs than you ! 😂 now you've got me beat by a long shot 😏 
#in5thgrade my parents split up 😏 ! i was kinda happy 
USERNAME i ate your body butter ? ! #gross #notsurprising 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i seen USERNAME at a jerkin function then i jus met him this year 
just realized i might be working on thanksgiving and christmas eve maybe even day 😐 
idk why i'm sick 😞 hope i get well soon 😏 
in10&11grade i lost all of my friends because i had a boyfriend . who consumed all of my time . 😒 
#in2ndgrade i said for the first time , not understanding the meaning or that it was bad . samantha dupis told on me . 😒 
not looking forward to tmrw at all 😞 😑 😕 
USERNAME no life is what i call it .. 😏 
USERNAME right ? ! ? ! kinda like how i asked you to prom .... haha jk i suck ! 😏 😑 
#in7thgrade coach mosley made everyone do a project on the computer for a grade about how i have no soul . 😏 
my cat just sneezed all over the left side of my face . #catsneezes #gross 
cleaning the wholle fridge by yourself is not the bussiness . 😒 
USERNAME : haha put her shit out there pinchee sandy ! >.< 
this weather makes me want hot cocoa and sex 😏 
i swear i can't hear anything when i'm on the phone . i feel like a idiot cause i'm always saying what 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME we can go look for some cute girls chuy d: go buy a shake ... explore places idk .. d': 
#inmiddleschool i always thought the 8th grade table was stupid >.< 
USERNAME die . because i texted you twice and called you earlier . but yet no response but a motherfucking comment on 😑 😑 😑 . 
USERNAME how many times do i have to say , i don't hate disneyland ! ! ! ! 😑 
USERNAME yeaah ! :d come when it's warmer though . xd and when the bipolar weather dies down . d d: 
i'm such an asshole . but i keeps it real . 😏 
USERNAME suree i'm sure if i asked jenny or jason they would say otherwise 😏 
USERNAME ah i wanna go back ! ! ! ! d; 
#6th -12thgrade USERNAME and i would throw food at random people at lunch for entertainment🍕🍞🍪 #somature 😏 
#inmiddleschool everyone hated mrs . lee the science teacher and would make fun of her flappy arms >.< 
then just snuggle with my babes 😏 🐻 😌 lmao 
nursing paper is killa have me stressing over here 😒 
USERNAME is my catfish boyfrien d; we're strictly twitter , facebook , and texting so really he could be a 57 year old man from rhode island ... 
it's a good feeling to have the not affect me like it used to 😏 
USERNAME i didn't even go to grad night cause i wasn't fucken eligible 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME was out of line tonight 😒 but i still fucks with him tho 
#in12thgrade i had a date to all 3 major dances 👍 😏 
i had my pre made . before i was born 😏 if that makes sense .. 
one of my favorite descriptors of go d: father to & defender of the fatherless . he cares about you ! #powerful #compassionate #humbling #soap 
, my research paper poping ! even thou it was due last week 😏 😏 
it's a good feeling to have that not affect me like it used to 😏 
i hate when he falls asleep on me . 😣 
#in6thgrade darien mckenzie and i were best friends . i know , right ? it's so embarrassing . 😒 😂 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 good one ! .. hoe . 😒 
damn USERNAME he don't got none rt USERNAME where his friends were tho 😒 ” 
USERNAME yes i do , i found that quite offensive 😒 
#in8thgrade i wasn't aloud to use the bathroom outside otherwise i would get a referral . 😒 
#in9thgrade i wrote a letter to a boy telling him i liked him , he wrote me back and said in all caps i don't know you . #rude 
this whole no candles in your dorm room thing is crashing my holiday vibe . 😒 
7 am is going to come way too quick and wow i tweet way too much at night 💩🔫 😑 
ugh , i'd do anything to be able to fall asleep next to you right now 😐 
#in12thgrade that's when shit went down ! 😏 #sexualdynamite ! 
hhmm i wonder if my favoritest person , USERNAME will change my screen cover for me if i kiss his ass all week 😏 
in10thgrade in11thgrade i was in bed every night at 10 :3 0pm . because my boyfriend had to be home before the street lights came on 😒 😒 
when the guy start talking about the notebook ... 😐 
it's gunna rain tonight but ima leave the window open . ☔ 😏 
USERNAME i still find it so crazy that you live in alaska lol but i feel you , highschool is not fun v.v 
i need to be held 😒 this just ain't cool ! ! 
#myweek tues: work/study/stress/study/study we d: test/chill thurs:work/essay fri: chill/dj sat :c hill/dj sun:football/ef hw 
#incollege USERNAME USERNAME and i raged it up and lived the college life🍺🍻 ... oh wait no we didn't because we go to dvc 😑 
in need of some company #bored out my mind ! ! ! 
USERNAME i know ! it's that damn italian in me 😏 🇮🇹 
USERNAME i'll throw mad eggs at your window bitch , come at me 😑 & you think you ballin' in your avi ? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
@ her 😏 rt USERNAME USERNAME i know a cow that will warm you up for some gummy bears 
inglewood blv d: male black is claiming he is a probation officer . prompted guy in house to call the cops . totally suspish . 
yhu know everyone high when it get dead silent >.< 
putting hashtags for no reason because im lame and bored like that #hashtags #bored #lame #no reason #more hashtags #ta bien #da faq #im dum 
#inmiddleschool i thought my nose was too wide , my ears were too big , my eyes were too small , my hands were too big & i was too ugly 😒 
how am i supposed to follow rules about quiet hours when our ra's who are supposed to set an example for us are having noisy ass sex ? smh 😑 
burroughs and i contemplating whether or not i should go workout 😒 @ the council URL 
unlike little ass girls wearing tons of make up at age 12,13,&14 ! 👊 😒 #dumbbitches #youngsluts trying to grow up too fast ! pisses me off 
the way hes like bye (: and he hugs me & then he looks at me and holds my hand & hugs me again ... and says you look so pretty today >.< 
#inmiddleschool my friends and i used to tp the shit out of everyone . it was like world war 3. esp between USERNAME USERNAME 😏 
i guess i'll just go to bed just incase i decide to go tomorrow 😒 
i have like 5 twitter accounts ... it's fine . 😐 
me :d ogs don't die*pets my dog* da d: sooner than you think . 
USERNAME jerkk . 😖 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 
give thanks to the lord , for he is goo d; his love endures forever . -psalm 118:29 
i am so tired all day , but the second i lay down i'm wide awake . 😒 
USERNAME i did , in 7th 😑 😑 😑 😑 
why am i still awake ? ! ? ! d: 
the only reason i still have a facebook is so my dad can see pictures of me . 😒 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 21 others URL 
bruh , i wasn't even drunk . just wanted to have a convo ! smh 😑 rt USERNAME sabrena&amanda kill me with these late night drunk calls 😒 
reasons i'm not allowed to have a credit car d: my lily pulitzer and tiffany's shopping cart adds up to about $700. 
USERNAME hell ya us dvc girls get it crackin ! 😏 ... not hahaha 
USERNAME ahh darn you ! ! now i have to clean this mess up ... i don't even have a mop i'm going to have to use my hands ! ! >.< 
so this is what it feels like to wear a retainer after way too long . ouch ! 😖 😫 
#in8thgrade we couldn't even sit with our friends , but we were bad asses and moved anyway #rebels #lol 😏 
USERNAME thx 4 the rt of bipolar and prou d: the incredibly true story of andy behrman URL #electroboy #bipolar 
legs have been killing me all day and what do i do when i go to the gym ? ... a hour and a half of cardio . 😑 #fitpersonproblems 
i need to get a normal sleeping schedule . #bored 
b+ ray= bray .. on-uh=ana .. now put it all together brayana , not brianna ! #teachingpeoplehowtosaymyname cuz some just dont get it . smh 😒 
watching dear john and the girls name is savannah i keep thinking channing tatum is talking to me 😏 
USERNAME it was gonna be my first and only one . stupid job training >.< 
#inmiddleschool that was 7 years ago 😂 😂 😮 😐 
#in10thgrade me and USERNAME used to have good times at the old house 😏 😏 😏 😏 
your perfect the way you are louis . love ya louis ! >.< 
#inhighschool i was a loser so i wasn't invited to parties ... but #in12thgrade i went to college parties 😏 
USERNAME honestly people can't say i don't reach out to them ... i feel like an idiot talking to myself all the time 😒 #ignored #ftw 
these anxiety meds need to kick in so i can go to sleep 😣 
watching myself on the tube at work #bored #atwork #channingtatumstwin #dearjohn #dont @ place of employment URL 
cant stand watching him think he's such a player and cheat on his wonderful gf . 😒 #smh 
USERNAME he di d; ( he was a hottie ! 
i didn't get anything at all done today . uugghh #whywhywhy #procrastinator #hateit 
USERNAME chu be blind boy i look like chubacas ass cheeks d; 
USERNAME nevermind 😑 so when are we going to bww ? 😌 
USERNAME i noticed , i remember you were on that shit almost everyday ! >.< 
USERNAME yes or intimidated by him .. i've only had one guy who i dated who almost fought him 😑 they were the same age though .. lol 
is this a joke ? are states really trying to secede from the country ? oh dear god , please help us . sincerely , me . 😱 😐 
my feet hurt so bad ! all u want to do is be home and in my bed , but i'm stuck waiting for the bus ! 😒 😕 
USERNAME i have you on facebook ? :o i didn't know that >.< 
all my grandma does is make everyone argue with her in this house -.- just leave already 😒 
whoevers following both me & USERNAME are probably really annoyed d; 
i'm immature not a fucking moron like you .. wait what ? hah 😏 
android probs cant tell if im getting the shit end or not with emojis #hateit 
USERNAME lmao i can imagine ! i have him in two of my classes and hes always asking freaking questions and im just like ahh ! d: stop 
food commercials at 1am make me want to puke . #gross i want a late night snack , not a full on four course italian meal . 😐 
3 young boys have died in the past week . seriously #sosad 😣 
USERNAME i'm still in chapter 22. 😫 😖 😂 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME must be a #badass cuz USERNAME loved it 😏 
dating is so frustrating . perfect person wrong time . wahh 😏 
is that my mom or dad snoring like a fucking wild buffalo ? ! 😒 🐗🐂 
#inelementaryschool USERNAME & jairo were some mean ass little boys to me ! 😒 
i feel like a fool every damm time >.< ... 
still waiting for my shit to be in that damn mail box 😣 😖 😠 
yup . not going to school tomorrow if i'm in as bad as a mood as i'm in right now . 😒 
we read each others mind >> USERNAME 😂 😂 👌 😏 💖 
USERNAME USERNAME she had it out for all of us 😏 
and i really thought i was gonna sleep tonight too 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME steelers fans are the coolest ! that's why she is one 😏 
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which is a big fat crock of bologna ... 😒 
#inmiddleschool he was still my best friend 😔 😒 URL 
#inelementaryschool i swallowed a ring during story time and mrs . dean got on to me for making noise . 😒 
i'll start a vlog if i get a new phone that isn't a piece of shit d; 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME what the heck is this ? ? ? ! ! #disgusting ! ! 
there are two types of people in this worl d: those who pee in the shower , and mother fucking liars . 
the fact that are senior trip was at the zoo <<< 😒 that shit just made me mad . 
buuh i doon wanna wake up at 5:45 😒 🔫 
i'm the only girl in this line 😑 boys and their video games 
USERNAME USERNAME yea dude i remember her and she would hold the door open and people would have to go under her gross armpits 😖 
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USERNAME like what the hell happened ! ? that time travel and second dimension mess yo 😳 😣 
USERNAME so you yelling didn't work at all , they still out there yapping 😑 
USERNAME i'm about to go to bed and if i go out there , i'll stay up till like 4. 😖 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME that would be so awesome ! i'm seriously jealous ! 😒 
the fact i havr to wear my glasses all week is poop >.< 
when you ask someone a question and they ignore it and say something different 😒 <<< 
#inmiddleschool i had to start my sentences over , cuz i wanted to teach myself to start cursing so i would sound cooler . now i can't stop 😒 
USERNAME is so embarrassing ! u should see the way he walks into places 🙊🙈🙉🙀 😼 😾 
#inhighschool the one person you thought would never leave you , will . & will move on to the next within 2 days . 😒 
i really wish i could get along with one of my co workers considering there is only one i can't get along with 😑 
it's almost hard to believe the stupid shit you do when you're young . be very glad those days are over for me little girls😇 😏 #growup 
my bf always falls asleep on me while watching movies 😒 
i might have to slap trey sneaky ass before we hit the sheets ... 😒 
but i'm about to go to long beach in a while >.< ah 
#inmiddleschool i was so sprung on my neighbor xd it was extremely pathetic >.< 
i wish USERNAME was awake so i could vent to my frann 😒 
can't believe i'm missing the premiere of breaking dawn part 2 😞 😣 😫 😖 
why the fuck did i laugh at that post i am so fucken mean man i feel bad lmfao still funny >.< 
i was feeling pain on my leg & i see a spider ! > >.< < u can only imagine my reaction . ahaha . 
USERNAME hahaha ouue you still into that ! i miss youu . 😂 😏 
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although it does feel like i just swallowed a porcupine . #painmeds & #bed 😒 
i need a dif kind of budget cause the shit i want to buy 😒 sheesh 
i dont know why people thought that ... USERNAME 😒 😂 😂 URL 
USERNAME it's too fucken cold to get out of bed 😑 
#inhighschool i was mr . ocampo's aid 😏 😏 😏 😏 
you ain't salvatrucha you don't even know how to use the words 😒 stop ✋ 
idgi USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME and myself are mean to everyone at school but we're fab and they love us d; 
it's to cold for me to get up and do anything ... or at least want to 😖 
USERNAME lol i know i stopped going:l then i move d: p & it felt awkward anyways (x 
just wanna go to sleep but my body's sayin no 😒 😴 
USERNAME i'm getting cod but i have no controllers 😒 
just great i lost my sock some where between my covers 😑 
USERNAME #heckno #gross #sad i'm buying stock in vicks vapor rub ! lol 
#in7thgrade i had some thick long hair . kinda looked like a afro . 😐 
tumblr is down d: looks like my night ends early ... 
so she glad she won her first fight hoorah 😑 
wtf , i think my phone’s camera is defective 😏 so many problems ! 
omfg lmfao hahahhahah i wonder who's ass this is . 😂 😂 do you remember this ? 😏 USERNAME URL 
#in9thgrade i wasn't allowed to have a cell phone yet 😑 
sleepy sleep time . i have to go to sleep earlier than 2 today ! 😞 😒 
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3 mins really ? ! nigga hell na u prolly was talking to that bitch before u called me and u tired so u kept that shit short ! #movearound ! ! >.< 
i'm surprised i'm able to be on my phone right with the way i'm feeling 😣 
of course i forgot to bring my xbox to clarksville . 😒 
#in4thgrade i got a behavior warning for cheating in mrs . glines class . 😏 
dude me too ! ! and i'm at the library 😣 
omg whatever is on disney channel is more appealing to joe than me snuggled up in bed 😒 #boys 
USERNAME because my friends are talking about dragonball z 😑 
listening to a song once and it already being suck in your head >.< #iwasjustcurious #bandsmakeherdance 
1 peter 4:16 yet if any man suffer as a christian , let him not be ashame d; but let him glorify god on this behalf . 
USERNAME i'm kinda like go d; it's a bit scary . 
#inmiddleschool my volleyball coach hated me so much i ended up running 30 laps on the track , in one season ..... not even kidding 😒 
been on twitter for a good portion of the night , when i really should be doing homework . #anyoneelse ? 😐 
worst part of winter ? sleeping with socks on . 😒 
i hate when people point out the obvious in tweets . a bunch of sir pointsouttheobviousalot's . 😒 
i just posted a picture of alexis's ass . if you didnt see it , you missed out . 😏 😂 😂 
if anyone cared to bring me some alka seltzer or something to settle my tummy i would appreciate it 😔 😣 😓 
wo d: 2 rounds: 1 mile (elip), 50 crunches , 50 full strait legged sit-ups . finisher 1k row , 50 s @ la fitness URL 
to the drunk bro lolzing outside of my apartment right now .. turn down the volume some people have work tomorrow #rude 
now i'm all excited & i can't sleep ! >.< :d 
aaron dumb , told me to put an umbrella over my whip 😒 
#inmiddleschool it was official that USERNAME was my twin >.< 
all you people enjoy black ops 2 while you can cuz tomorrow i'm gonna wreck all of you . or just play halo 4 😏 lol 
this slut below just took a shot of cum ⬇⬇⬇⬇ #nasty 
USERNAME i followed him but all i kept seeing was all over my tl an most of them didn't even have bitches 😐 
#inmiddeschool i got suspended for calling my math teacher a stupid bitch while flipping her off the entire walk out of the classroom . 😑 
USERNAME hell yeaa , zang that's good thoe . don't wanna be fuckin with them haha >.< 
USERNAME ahahaha i had cipher & oblisk the tormentor ! ! i don't know where they are though >_< i think i put them in a box for safe 
when people call me saywonay <<< damn , what i do now ? smh . 😔 😳 😑 
my dumbass would leave the other piece of my charger at my boyfriends house 😑 
USERNAME bring me starbucks so i know it's real ? 😏 ☕💕 pleasee ! ! 🙏 
USERNAME hahhaha omg cant believe you did that . thought you never wanted kidz 😐 
me and USERNAME have always fought over boys . lmfao #shealwayswon 😂 😒 
USERNAME i like the song poetic justice more than money trees >.< 
psalm 3:8 ----> salvation belongs to the lor d; your blessing be upon your people ! selah . 
i’m the indifferent , but that makes me special 😼 
if you don't wanna be in my life , there's the door . don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out 😏 
ugh 3 weeks is way too long ! ! i miss him ! 😣 
my teeth are hurting in the back ! 😖 😢 😣 
i better see USERNAME tomorrow >.< ! ! ! ! ! 
totally forgot i have to write a documentary reflection for class tomorrow morning 😣 
USERNAME save it ✋ 😒 it's cool p it's just a name ! 
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USERNAME fucked up ✋ and no im not sleepy 😒 
USERNAME well i thought it was unfair that you had access to my account so i wanted it lol 😒 
USERNAME is making this boy's life right now ! s 😏 #iseeyall #subtweetin 
USERNAME how come u still haven't takin me to #annas ? ? ? ? 😣 
looking at droke's default pic , it's not even a duck face anymore . she's got a trout pout going on lately . #ew 
ehh i got to get up early tomorrow . 😒 
i'm not even that short . ya bitch . 😒 
shit , its 1 ? ima be one mad bitch in the morningg 😒 
and this is why you're my ex . 😒 immaturity always gets the best of you ! 
USERNAME is making this boys life right now . 😏 #iseeyall #subtweetin 
i'm crazy ! its freezing & i'm still chewing on ice ! >.< 
#inkindergarten levi holcomb was the baddest kid and told me i was so scared 😖 😂 
just got out of the shower and realized i only shaved one of my legs #awesome #sotired 😑 
it's sad that i haven't gotten a text since 10. sometimes i wonder what's gonna become of my life . lol 😒 
i'm so thrown off on time ... feels like its 9 o'clock right now ... 😣 
#inmiddleschool i was eating a pizza during lunch and then USERNAME slapped me 😐 
everybody's over like yeah i'm getting my pro license & i'm over like i just got a 450 .. #lamestatus 😒 
USERNAME yea dude ..... no lie i didn't have the same crew i do now ... to go and beat their ass ! ! ! >.< 
wonder what morgan is gonna say because i know she has a smart comment 😒 
USERNAME we need to party this weekend ! i wanna get drunkk haha 😏 
damn my lil feelings i got just got slap'd bad 😒 
know that you care more than the other person does , is what gets to me the most . # 😒 
if you sing bad on the phone , i'll play my music while you sing & when you ask me oh , yeah .. you sound like chris brown 😏 😂 
don't play call of duty , so ladies if y'all man leave y'all for the game ... i'm here lol 😏 😎 😋 
my mood went from 😃 to 😑 in the matter of seconds -.- 
USERNAME i did . you haven't text back ! d: 
USERNAME omg ! ! ! ! ! you know this already ! i love you crybaby 😒 
it's about to go down 😏 🍻👯 @ dragon room URL 
this woman legit bought a 3 course meal in this freaking theater ... 😐 #shehungry #seriou @ bow tie majestic 6 URL 
grimey ass kid . don't try to get to me through my bestfriend . #ew 
i never know what to say , i just laugh or 'lol' d: 
watching new james bond i'm out ! ! ! ! 😳 😳 😏 
hate it when i get all comfortable in bed and i have to pee 😒 😒 😒 😒 
where's pinney ! ? i'm home alone & USERNAME just started ! d: USERNAME 
USERNAME lol we have the same teacher ! i don't know her name because she doesn't know mine ! 😒 she calls me lol . 
the fact that i am just now going to bed <<<< 😒 
USERNAME i'm glad you and monkey enjoyed darcy's company despite all the farts . 😏 🐶💨💗 
USERNAME can u bring me tacos from jack in the box >.< 
fuck my phone 😖 & fuck my dad & fuck y'all who mad cause i said fuck my dad 
you're only happy when im wasted i point my finger but i just cant place it i remember how you tasted ive had u so many times lets face it 😏 🎶 
USERNAME calls deandre jordan the best center in the west 😑 
why did she retweet that is the biggest lie >.< 
USERNAME me ! ! ! ! i dont ! theyre a waste of money ! ! ! 😣 
because posting nude and sexual pictures of yourself on twitter is cool ? and guys actually find that attractive ? #disgusted 
USERNAME hahaha 😂 oh wow this is something you would tell me . ! lmao (at the coast) 👌👏 😏 
what the hell is this business ? ! i need another social medium like ahole in the hea d; that is , unless i dump facebook 
- i love the way she says my name 😏 
off work 💃 .... bt im going to sleep 😒 
USERNAME omar is the best ! you can catch him now USERNAME it's set to open next week . but you better still come see us ! 😏 
somebody almost rear-ended me ! oh my god . last time i crie d: right now . i am shaking . 
#twitterafterdark fuck that i'm just horny after midnight every night 😏 
how this niggah , takes off his socks and everything .<<<< like ok i get it maybe your shoes but your socks ! ! tf you don't even live here ! >.< 
USERNAME lol hes a ferocious little one . taught him well 😏 
no thirsty thursday for me , bck at it in tha a . m 😒 😌 
USERNAME i just won't talk to her .. 😒 haha . remind me not to ! 
i'm living life right now mane , and this what imma do til it's over . ..... but it's far from over 😏 👌 
USERNAME if a homeless man comes up to you & says hi . you don't say anything back . even if you're the same color . #dumbass 😣 
shaq told barkley i'm waxing your ass tonight ! 😂 😂 😒 
USERNAME i almost cried . 😣 😖 😣 😖 😣 😖 😣 😢 😢 😢 
USERNAME it's clearly a box of assorted chocolates . considering most boxes of chocolate are assorted . misses slowski . 😒 
if i could put that as my avi without people judging me i so would 😏 
USERNAME but i don't do that either though ... 😏 
USERNAME no ! tate and carly im perfectly fine with ... but paige and jennel should've been closer up top ! ! d:< 
just got off the phone . long convo ! >.< 
USERNAME a week ! that's a lot of time ! hahahahaha 😂 😒 
i get such bad chest pains 😖 😩 😔 #helpp 
passing six flags ! 3 more hours to go 😁 #exhausted #ineedafart 😣 
USERNAME 😒 jump off a bridge , wait nevermind ill push you off 😂 jk . lol 
USERNAME psshh whatever . every time i have time you're occupied with someone else . 😒 
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i swear i'm going to freeze me ass off .. 😑 arenas should have heated seats . 💭 
my mom just said what's that noise ! umm sounds like something creepy in the attic 😖 #helpusplease 
no part-time job for me . looks like i'll be living in the books for the next 4+ years . literally . at least it's great money . 😐 🔫 
i don't feel like doing my hair for tomorrow . 😒 #itstheendoftheweekanyway 💁 
does me wanting to fuck you make things awkward ? 😏 
USERNAME is also a bully , making fat jokes about me ! #rude 
i don't stand a chance 😏 but hey , it's a nice thought 
USERNAME lol , mans fucked . your mawdd dawg ! lmao .. 😒 
USERNAME fuck that i wanna know this nigga . i dont really trust niggas . at the top its just us nigga 😒 
my little cousin macy better not wake me up tomorrow morning since we're babysitting her 😒 
i'm so tired and i need to do this project 😔 😫 😖 
ahh i forgot my mum at my dads #fml ! ! ! ! ! ! d: 
i'm gonna subtweet about #oomf until they text me 😏 hai girl 
tf i been doin lol i missed the whole show smh 😒 🙏 
the only things to drink in my fridge is milk , orange juice , mikes hard lemonade , and sagres 😏 
wishing i could be sleeping right now , but no i have 500 things on my mind 😒 #thissucks 
i don't know if i feel flattered or annoyed af to be the recipient of my friends and everyone else's drunk texts ... #imsober so over them 😒 
gunna see USERNAME play this weekend in something other than a alabama jersey .. to bad he's on the wrong team this time 😒 
skype twitter instagram oovoo i got it all 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 ... i also have facebook 😒 😒 😒 
#tweetaboutyoureselfandbehonest i laugh at myself all the time because i think i'm hilarious 😏 
it's always the one side of the covers that never stays under the bed <<<<<<< 😒 😡 😤 ugh ! 
anthony or tmart left there damn donut in my car and i just found it #krispycreame #nasty 
i really wanted to see USERNAME tonight #glee but i have to wait 😑 
feel 😖 horrible ! ! ! need a drink asap🍸🍹🍷🍻🍺 
it's funny , no matter what age you are , you will always gossip #drama 😒 
this whole working on sundays now ... mm not feeling it 😒 
#tweetaboutyoureselfandbehonest i just want a hockey player to love me 😏 😁 
USERNAME it will probably have to wait until tomorrow cause idk it and she's sleeping . but i got you 😏 
me awkwardly sitting next to this couple making out 😑 #awkwardandsingle #wehadhorriblese @ hemet high theatre URL 
USERNAME actually i thought this comment was to another post so that's a little confusing . we have too many different convos 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME way to call me out 😒 its my birthday tho , i’d cry if i want to ! 
USERNAME im talking things out with my babe before i go to sleep . >.< leave me alone ! 
willis gave funny answer when asked about stepping in for an ejected hami d: #dcu #mls 
USERNAME we do show USERNAME pero nosotros somos un zero a la izquierda to her . 😒 lol 
whyy . ! is this week going by soo slow . ? ! 😑 #hurryup #tolong #tierd #justwanttosleepallday 🙏 
not even friends though , nosy ass bitches kill me 😒 
anyone remember when they used to call pussy , monkey ? ima bring that back , lemme get that monkey 😏 
so my mom said she bringing me a mcdonalds milkshake and cookies like 2 hrs ago .. tf is she at >.< 
who knew bleaching your white shoes would actually make them look worse ... 😁 😣 #infinitiprobs #neednewcheershoes 
USERNAME you get to see somo .. i hate you 😒 
i hate it when people in follow you once you follow them back 😑 #ugh 
i get to wake up at the crack of dawn to go to lexington ! this should be interesting #longdrive #earlymorning 😒 
you can say i'm tripping but i'm stingy & i can't hide it 😏 
USERNAME it's crazyy ! and i've had like 2 other people say something to me about it ! 😒 
sometimes i be like how 2 chainz become a rapper ? ? ? ? ? . . . 😒 but then again that nigga raw ! 
quote of the night overhear d: i'm not a smart man but i can love you jenny ... (@ elements) URL 
☺ 😊 rt USERNAME sashai kno she love me 😏 
USERNAME i forgot to mention but i told you so ! ! ! he was just using me 😒 😔 😞 😥 💔 
so far , i have nothing to look forward to this weekend . 😞 😒 
i'm not real thirsty ... or am i 😏 🍹🍹 
on the plus side ... i got home just in time 😏 
starting to feel like i should just give up bc i feel like its not going any where at this rate ! # 😒 
something tells me i'm going to be tagged in a lot of pictures on facebook 😑 
#lt tell me who you are tho ! #oomf last time didn't for the longest 😑 
i hate it when people talk about how hot my mom is .... #yuck #shesevil 
USERNAME okay so i posted this on tumblr . n you know who responded >.> <.< >.< is like witch sit should i take 
USERNAME i tried getting you and albee to sleep over but my mommi was being a peepee head 😖 
lol i think drake , i think carlosm singing #eww #shitidontlike 
USERNAME hahaha babies are gross , they poop , cry and puke #gross 
car full of guys insisted on riding up beside me all the way down cary street shouting at me ... thanks , i'm flattered , really . 😑 
was gonna go to school but i got high 😏 
just got done working . now to do all this damn homework i have . #fuckme #fuckk 😣 👎 
when the only one to make you better is the one who broke your heart<<<< 😭 😖 💔 
USERNAME saturday or sunday idk yet >_< tried chillen wit you but you was done for the night when chino called you lmao . 
USERNAME you don't like wut ? d: i'm sorry .. 
i need a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets 😏 
holy shit . i just lost all respects for anthony . >_< bitchh . 
a much needed relaxing weekend :) (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 32 others) URL 
thats it me and this bug are going to wat ! ! >.< its on like donkey kong ! ! 
then we fuck all night til things get right 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME lol it was a joke girl d: i'm yours (; 
you know you want my dick inside you girl 😏 
some guy comments like wtf does that have to do with being a thug ? 😒 
fw d: sweetdreams princess i love you with all my heart ! 
USERNAME lol same i bought one of their glass bottles and carry my tea to school .. so goo d: ) 
sadly i have a test to take in the morning ... 😒 😒 😒 😞 😞 😞 #boo #collegelife 
east-coasters , turn on adult swim now to watch ntsf:s d: suv:: ! i made a fun little app that’ll be featured on the episode ! 
USERNAME lol dude i'm just thankful tonight so i thought i'd let twitter know . 😏 
it took me 5 hours to finish all my work 😖 
USERNAME well that's goo d: ) ! doesn't meen you can't hang out fukker ! ! we have to go on a snowboarding trip this winter :) ! ! 
then we fuck all night til things get right , then we fuck all night til things get right 😏 
almost friday ! ! ! ! so excite d: ) 
i hate #oomf so much i deleted his number but i regret it cause i miss em 😒 🙅. 
omg i sound like a dumbass in my tweets ! ! ! i keep forgetting words . it sounds like i have down syndrome d: 
not a fan of anyone taking pics of themselves ever . miss the old instagram . about to unfollow everyone and find new people . 😑 
those awkward moments when you try and be nice to someone , and they give you a rude smarty pants remark 😒 
“USERNAME nobody had better fits than me as a baby 😏 #throwbackthursday URL 
nba on tnt , shaq sai d: he's shooting jump-handed right hooks ! #say waatt ! 
USERNAME no ! it's flashing me . no boats go out in long island sound at this hour unless they're like smuggling shit . ✋ 😒 
i wish my brain would shut up so i could sleep 😔 😐 💬 #memories #overthinking 
USERNAME me 2 😏 😏 😏 sunday funday sleep over ? ? 
USERNAME lordy , i wish i were sufficiently so to deal with my drunken higer's consequences . on the other han d: studio square ! 2-for-1 ! 
USERNAME i've been lonely at home 😖 i miss my hayleigh 😢 
i feel like someone just stabbed my stomache 😒 👎 
i have so much homework due its not at all funny . #sickofclass #justwanttoplayball #stupidhomework 😒 😒 😒 👎👎👎 😠 😠 😠 
lol i tangoed with sandra today c'; it was cute d; 
my hair is so goddamn thick & i just got this bitch cut 😒 
this wire is freaking poking the heck out of me ! 😣 
feel free to ignore all my texts everyone . 😒 
USERNAME i am on that right now dx i’m crawling to the microwave ! ! 
flyleaf , the lumineers , santana , coldplay , parachute , of monsters and men . all i've listened to tonight . what kind of mood am i in ? ! 😳 😐 
how do you start talking to someone you've never really spoken to before ? 😐 
like for a picture ? only the ones i want doe 😒 *like 
USERNAME not uh ! ' ah i wish i could've watched it 😣 
USERNAME i guess you're right 😒 , even tho i bought them just for your door 😔 
USERNAME i still tool the time to make them and if you give me the money i will , ill take it to you myself too >.< 
USERNAME maybee i just cant do it on my self lol >.< 
USERNAME get the hell outta here ! ! u promised you were done 😏 
when USERNAME awkwardly walks past you in the hallways 'cause i'm walking so slow .. 😕 😑 
but it did taste so good and took my blood pressure back to normal lol . work be crazy as haiil this week ! ! ! 🙈🙉🙊 😐 😬 
it's been a long ass day .. 😒 😔 😴🌙⭐ 
two people helping on my spanish homework . facetime & skype . that's how we do it . 😏 😂 
USERNAME 😞 😞 😞 😒 😒 😒 i'm done & yes he is 
USERNAME yea ! ! closing 😒 . you off ? 
USERNAME i don't even think they'll let anyone in 😐 
fuck it , i want too bt then again ion wanna go thru that again >.< 
my attempt at a picture with USERNAME 😒 #embarrassing URL 
i have crappy service on my phone were i live >.< 
“USERNAME bodavi d: what does captain america look like ? 
the fact that he's all i think about every single night & he probably doesn't even care anymore ... 😒 
USERNAME nice to twitter meet you ! :) yumm chinese food haha i ate subway earlier 😏 i dont eat much 
gonna be a loner tomorrow ! ratchet ain't going to school 😒 no one is ! 
when i see a baby i'm like ehh but when i see puppies , my heart melts lmao 😏 
USERNAME you guys cheer for volleyball ? o; awh well that sucks i wanted to see you and take a picture in our uniforms 😔 😒 
my mom just hit my dog with the broom and she won't even give him a kiss to make him better 😑 
oh noo .... cap & gown order packet . way to remind me my baby girl is almost finished with high school . sad sadsa d: ( URL 
my brother is so stupid he has his little fan on and its likke really cold outside and in the house >.< #wtf #retarded 
i'm just gonna delete my twitter now ... thanks guys . 😒 
USERNAME all that i know is that it means we are all connected by something that will be in our >.< lol 
its going to rain this weekend and i have an interview on saturday v.v 
ill just throw it away . oh well . 😏 😁 
i thought you were cute and nice and sweet until i realized you're like that with every other girl 😒 👎 
USERNAME lol gurrl ! do you have him b day ? cause if so then wednesday ! i have to start on that too 😒 
love me like you never want to let me go 😏 
USERNAME lls leanin is codeine promethazine with some sprite maybe some pop rocks or jolly ranchers 😏 heem 
i don't wanna go to sleep , but i have to . tomorrows gonna be a long day . ! 😣 
i'm jus not feeling 100% tonite idk why not 😏 
jesus christ what does it take for a fucking girl to get some sleep 😣 😖 😡 
me and my best friend need a vacation together lol ; we been feeling ridiculously neglected 😣 USERNAME 
i wish i was with my dogs right now ! ! ! if only i didn't live four hours away 😒 
guise , deisy hasn't talked to me all day >.< #sadtweet :c cx 
people should know better than to give me a microphone 😏 
i need 2 be wea USERNAME at it seem lik dey keep 1 in rotation 😏 😎 
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they broke up ? ! omg ! i lost all hope on a cute ass relationship . d: 
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my sister act like she can't come home anymore 😒 
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mom: what's that banging ? tyler: oh just this sabertooth spider . needless to say is dead . mom: how'd you kill it ? da d: a shot gun ? 
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'paper planes' by m . i . a . is my jam #isthatbad #flylikepapergethighlikeplanes 😐 
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good convo's let to good things .... well i think lol 😏 
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i'm not going to lie , but i be checking out girl's ass's . 😏 
ahh fuck ! i fucked up my leg . 😑 
lt have such a love/hate relationship with so many things in my life right now #serioustweet #personalprob #shuttingup 😐 
😒 iight see u not gonna try my gf like that yoshi lol 
if i go to a store and theirs alot of people it aggravates me ! >.< 
something literally popped in my upper thigh when i was stretching after working out and the pain is slowly increasing ... is this bad ? 😣 
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USERNAME where else is he gonna get it from 😏 😄 
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getting up at 4 to register for classes . 👎 😒 
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someone make my hair grow back . like now . #hateit #grumpy 
love when my boyfriend doesn't talk to me all day << 😔 😒 
me , i'm sitting out . got my 17 mill last night . 😏 💰💴💵💷💶💳💳💳 
they're all the same 😐 ” im different yeah im different 
i'm never giving anyone advice anymore , they never take it to consideration . it's just a waste of my damn time . 😒 
kalen juss asked me did i want a piece of bologna . no bitch . all that food & there and you pick to ear that shit . #gross 
kristin is a senior and i don't want to believe it 😐 🎓 
no , dumbass , i'm on fucking vibrate mode . 😑 
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USERNAME or you could just come to church ........ 😁 😳 😏 😂 okay okay , no worries you'll find her one day 😊 
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USERNAME you ignore me for other girls ... i hurt 😒 
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love is patient and kin d; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude . 
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love is patient and kin d; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude . 
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hungry but not having any foo d; i ate it all . 
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USERNAME yeah but point is for me to fall asleep , not you , 😒 😒 .. hmm maybe a new idea 
🎵 😑 but really i get suck with the worst hours . #meh 
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when i'm having a conversation for ethan and issak and they both decide to take forever to respond . 😒 
finally figured out why my room has been so cold ... vent was closed 😒 
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so you only text me because you need something from me .. 😒 
got some good news today about some post-graduation job plans . just pray ! 😏 🙏 
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i always want to bring everything w/ me 😏 haha 
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USERNAME i was just kidding but i know , cute ass hair , im so jealous 😒 
mixed the cookie dough with hands & just saw little blue flecs of nail polish in my cookie crumbs after i ate it ! #bakingfail #gross #ohno 
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birthday is 123 days away , idkay what to do d: ahah >.< 3 
new boy rider on glee is a lite cutie 😏 
math hw , 2 chapters of my book to read and a summary , study for my civics test and copy notes . and i'm just now starting 😐 🔫 
when guys don't have a sense of humor <<<< #lightenup 😒 
going to straighten my hair because curling it takes forever 😒 
ugh there is a bar party going on and i can't even drink ! 😒 
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USERNAME you no want people to no ? ? ? d: 
but she is too busy on her cellular device . 😑 
having to pump your own gas is one thing i severely despise of fl 😒 
well my night went to complete shit . going to sleep before someone else can piss me off . 😑 
oh well . no texts is cool , too , i guess . 😒 
“USERNAME fml why must i always get the shit end of the stick ? 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME ryan mash i didn't ask your opinion ! if you don't care then unfollow me 😏 ✌ 
USERNAME long time no talk .. this is not okay ! ! 😖 
i mean this shxt don't make no sense doe . smh . dx mn belt broke on my car and my battery dead . i quess karma is a bxtch buhh idk what i did 
i hate funerals .... just reminds me of the most important one i went to .. she would have been about to turn 50 at the end of the month . 😣 
i'm tryna tell y'all bt it seems as if y'all now fwm 😒 
i wish jenee wouldn't talk to justin all on my timeline 😒 
USERNAME looks nice , but i would rather get striper brushes instea d; i would think you can then make use of polish you already have . 
😐 i'm serious lol . ! cause i haven't see you in a hot second so ima go make work fun for a little bit lol 
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USERNAME thankss k ! love ya ! miss ya ! i'm really hoping its not strep 😖 😩😷 
USERNAME oh your right ! d: how scary ! <.< >.< >.> 
you know what ? i’ll decide if i want the black or white ipad mini the day i can actually sit down and order it 😒 
my body is not tired but my brains is like go to sleep nigga and i'm like 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 i think that's caveman status haha 
USERNAME you feel even more special now ? you got like 10 retweets in a minute ! good job krystin ! here's a gold star ! ⭐ hahahaha 😏 
USERNAME hahaha it's all good bruh . will do tho 😏 
lmfao i ain't ever witness nobody gettin stew left to right like that damn dawg ! >_< shitt 
datz wat u hoes & fuck nggas ain't realize yet >_< 
i wish today didn't suck huge ass . 😠 😪 😔 😒 
haven't seen USERNAME ? ? where in the world could she be 😏 
we watchin a stripper movie . ... a make stripper . 😕 😒 😐 i don't like male strippers . that's a turn off . that shit gay . 
these fobs next to need to go home and talk mess elsewhere 😒 🔫 
lmao . USERNAME fucked yo girl lastnight , it only took a tweet 😏 " 
brianna the bartender for the night 😏 @ epic lounge URL 
listening to my online class bores me ... i'd rather take ground class 😒 
USERNAME lol i don't shoot bambi or a momma with a fawn ! i do have some what of a heart 😏 
i'm sorry but i hate no shave november ... boys with mustaches<<< #gross #sorrynotsorry #blehh 
wat if itz da otha wayround ? ? 😑 lol 
USERNAME honestly , the main reason i want to meet you is to have an eating contest , i'm about 99.9% sure i can eat more than you 😏 :) 
USERNAME i know they all grew up like when are they not gonna hate on them 😒 
computer crashe d: ( so till sony fixes it im stuck with mac book .. how will the night pass ? ! i didnt even watch vampire diaries yet ... 
i have the worst headache now 😣 😩 😖 😢 
looks like its gonna be an all nighter for me 😒 😬 
i better see all my lil smoovcunts my birthday weekend ! bands ah make em dance ! 😏 😁 
USERNAME yes this is not like you ! 😐 i’m finna hit a depression . 
so #oomf didn't txt me ...... or reply ... 🙈👎👂👂👂 😏 
i should probably be doing homework right now . 😞 😣 😒 📝 #itsgonnabealongnight # 
damn i have a friday class next semester ! 😒 
i was expecting 2chains tonight but got left with a dance crew 😐 
USERNAME well it's not racism ... but yeah thanks for the input . really is such a pleasure 😒 
epic .. just epic rt USERNAME lmao USERNAME ----> rt USERNAME she showed turtle sex 😐 
sleeping on my left side so my tattoo doesn't bleed black ink on my bed . 😒 
USERNAME stop kicking your soccer balls in my room and never taking them out . i almost died tripping over one . #rude 
lol did this dude really just kik me saying grow upp ! ! ! >.< 
but there's no way im getting in a car with you d: lol 
the one night i really need my dad and he's not here 😢 😭 😖 
i just spent over 5 hours studying for this test all for a c . great . 😑 
what's going on ? ! everyone is fighting today 😳 😣 
doing this math 115 stuff 😒 i'm about to die 😔 
USERNAME i know , i'm just fucking with you 😏 
science left behin d: feel-good fallacies and the rise of the anti-scientific left URL 
USERNAME USERNAME right , ppl forget you get drunk to feel goo d; not to get drunk . 
i can't find my brown watch its driving me crazy 😑 
USERNAME exactly why i won't drink it ! ! #gross 
USERNAME i know a little freak in in hollywood 😏 
USERNAME fashooskiess >_< that's why i don't smoke too much i hate the sleepy kind till my nephew showedd me some bomb stuff ! ;d 
#iwillneverunderstand the point of cancer . like seriously . 😒 
people assume things so easily , like stfu you don't know anything 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm just sitting here patiently waiting 😐 
how my dad called me a little bitch cause i told him to go boil water for my coffee 😒 😂 
i love my bayy soo much ; but he not understanding that . 😒 
how tf twitter just gone erase my tweet like that 😒 😐 
USERNAME yea this guy is awesome ! and hungry ! ! 👌 😒 
USERNAME good job tonight ! #1 dx factorusa #lwwy #littlethings (: 
we gone get tipsy in this club cuz i heard sex is 10 times better 😏 
i need oreos . now . and ink for my printer .. 😒 
USERNAME ew you blame republicans for being .. you guys are worse cause really we could really analyze how obama won .. #rude 
hit me harder than ever tonight how much i miss USERNAME 😩 😖 😭 💔 
USERNAME i'm high & drunk at the same time drinking champagne on an airplane 😏 
do i really have to be here for this ? ! 😒 
a lot of people really be putting on a front 😑 
USERNAME wait no ... craigslist killer . fuck that . don't want you killed girl . i think i have someone 😏 
i don't even see you anymore and you still fucking annoy me 😒 #badfriend #notevenafriend #lowlife #tryingtoohard 😂 
she gone say you gone thank me for all your new followers 😒 😖 
texting somebody to tell them to try a fruit before the week over and it's friday 😑 😟 
noope , you look like skeletor . you look like a bitch . you look like the lying whore that you are and your pretty cute 😏 #livescenario ✌👍 
USERNAME yup ! i'm going to the concert with my dad because we're both just that cool . 😏 
niggas be taking up close pictures talking bout yeah she tatted my name knowing damn well that's tatted on they mama 😒 👎 
USERNAME #thatakwardmoment when the nerdy girl who used to like you turns hot after high school 😏 
at midnight showing of james bon d: skyfall with my 13-year old daughter hoping to god my wife doesn't find out i took her . 
turns out anyone can be a rapper now and days 😒 
USERNAME i laughed so hard i got choked and started coughing and cryin ! i'm too funny for my own goo d; ) 
USERNAME how dare you' d: im going to get you back ! 
my cat and dog take up about 70'% of my big bed 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME im sorry . i mean .... i'm guilty of it , so i figured like .... maybe you'd be too #embuurussed 😳 😏 
USERNAME and fyi you said you would visit me 😒 
USERNAME yes i bet we coul d; ) lol . move to cali . 
i wish USERNAME picked my friends USERNAME USERNAME & i to be at #1donellen i would have had to fight my boss to get it off anyway 😒 
low key butthurt because USERNAME didn't mention me on 😢 😒 💔 🌵 coo 😒 
watching joe dirt for the like 100th time 😑 👌 
mad bored and there's no one fun to talk to 😒 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME .... fuck him ... 😒 #hewould lol jk , kinda . 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao you two better quit it ! 😏 
how you gone be a thug bt you gay 😐 #getittogether 
i hate it when my bby plays around with me and says i might not go to school tomorrow -.- getting me all 😁 😒 and shit ! URL 
i've become like the biggest political science nerd like serio >.< 
i hope i make it to class in the morning .. i haven't been to psych in over a week ! haha good thing it's an easy breezy class 😏 👌✔ 
i talk through movies & i cant help it 😒 
USERNAME no ! ? is it what i think it is ? d: 
i feel like i'm the only one still awake #bored 
got my nails done , but i feel like if they're to long >.< 
take yo ass to bed ! ! i got some sleepaid from tha dollar store will but u out 😶 😑 😴😴USERNAME 
just ripped my belly button piercing a lil 😫 😐 ! this always happen to me 
sunset last night over the convention center towers . #portland #p dx #photography URL 
USERNAME USERNAME pretty sure i'm dying . and going to be massively rapped by chem in the morning . been up 40 hours . woohoo ! 😒 
lol damn .. it's coo tho .. inn freak too 😒 
are you freaking kidding me ? ! 😒 😑 😡 
USERNAME zand you cant tell me on the phone ? beetch ! >.< 
shut up carlton 😑 you can get these hands on a bad day 
USERNAME love me some pretzels and ginger ale . #perfect . p dx to oak . 
USERNAME i know right ! and the whole port-a-potty thing ! 😑 hahaha i gotta put that vid up on facebook 
USERNAME bebebebebebebebe fuck . this makes me sad . and it makes me even more sad knowing i wont see you this winter .. d: hana bookmann 
USERNAME yes 😐 and she's good , getting hella big lol 
i'm still up like if i don't have to be in ebc tmm 😒 😢 😫😩 
lets just all wear our whitey tighties backwards tomorrow 😐 #dontevenknowwhattosay USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
my sis is really askin me to hurry up with my paper so i can help with hers 😒 
i just want last years team . i liked it so much better . 😒 
top chef status with aiymay and nickpacilio @ off the gri d: upper haight URL 
USERNAME mm , like i said . idgaf when it was . >.< 
USERNAME lolol i was waiting for someone to say it . fuuck it 😏 
USERNAME made me think of when nick sai d: haha . 
i sleep with many accessories in my be d: phone , phone cord , headphones , bottled water , about 4 pillows , &my remotes to my tv . #milso 
my friends always tell me . i just failed . 😣 
why am i watching walking dead alone 😣 😫 #scaredfordays 
USERNAME USERNAME yes ! ! ! ! 😭 😏 sam don't push the button ! she's my button . 
#redeye flights on school nights .... shawty baa d: ) 
sorryy 😏 👋rt USERNAME can't fall back asleep thanks to micaiah mann 😒 👊💥 
bus broke down haha . waiting on another one to come 😒 
USERNAME lol i wish we worked together ! ! haha but hey you should apply at olive garden with me 😏 we can work there together too ! ! hahaha 
i clearly can't stand you . nor your appearance 😒 it's just irritating me now . 
i wonder if i am still going to see my jill this weekend ? ! ! ! 😏 .. hmm 
i seen USERNAME earlier today by bernstein getting water >.< hey wallie :d 
USERNAME can't forget about the top notch defense 👌 😒 
USERNAME i just saw a movie trailer for something about abe lincoln ... remember 😏 #abelincolnrocksmyworld 
bored as hell kaylareese needs to wake up ! ! #lonely #bored #like @ morningside URL 
kardashian's dishing it out for the 5th time ? ? yup ! 😆 😆 #bored #tired #a 'f 
USERNAME haha shush its just a movie date ! you suuck get your grades up gurrl 😏 
even tho your being wude ...... goodnight wifey 😋 😁 USERNAME hey does bill have any paintball guns ? 😏 😆 
im weird because i dont believe your born gay ? 😏 lets never talk about are beliefes again . 
USERNAME oh okay well i better see you around 😏 
fml ! just went over my data and have 5 more days ! 😒 
“USERNAME w/ my sicky face🙈 😣 URL even with a sicky face ur beauty still amazes me 
until dis fool sai d: "youngster do u want too buy my polo boxers for 15$$ 
somewhat relate d: this new season of the league has really lost its sense of funny . 
i gotta be off my phone in 15 minutes and i'm not even tire d: ( #stupidrules 
USERNAME club at my age and sober #out past 12 #winning ? #bored 
aand i knew i'd catch a cold sooner or later 😏 
USERNAME you won ? where ? how ? & how much yo ! ! ! d: 
USERNAME or option d: both names . alternating days . 
nah , i'll procrastinate and do my assignments tomorrow . 😒 📝 
don't know how it happened but i know it feels so damn goo d: ) #knockyoudown #classic #amazingmood 
missin my magnet knucks crew USERNAME USERNAME #tummysticks #bringinitback 😏 👊 
USERNAME oh trust me ... there time is coming soon .. 😏 
i'm off tmrw , lets goo . we shall see what i do tmrw 😏 
i hate taylor swift , but her lyrics are always relevant . damn you . 😒 
and i always say i don't want to get married 😒 
i want my other wow account back d: , my level 56 mage is on there ! 
i'm such a fatass . i had a tortaa today and now pupusas 😭 😏 
goodnight pretty girl ! see u tomorrow in wack ass math class ! 😏 ✌ USERNAME 
i wonder if USERNAME is laughing about my tweets ? 😏 lmao 💂👆 
USERNAME alright at lunch cause i'm busy after school 😏 
#bored #reese #sleeping #battlebuddy #battlebuddies #likeforlike #like #lonely #longhair #doub @ morningside URL 
real funny sirop boy rt: USERNAME USERNAME haww train tracks , 😏 
don't lie , you want this #girlscoutcookies 😏 👌 URL 
my naps always turn out to be around 4 hours and then it's too late to make plans because everyone is busy . #personalproblem #bored 
pizza smells good ! but gluten is ba d: conundrum :) (@ fly bar) URL 
why am i always getting headaches now ? ! 😭 😣 😢 😪😫 in bed bundled up goodnight 
USERNAME yep yep ! ! ! it's made of gol d: ) 
i wonder if USERNAME revived what she requested #textstuff #waitingforareply 😒 😥 
the weather apps on my phone were so off today (or yesterday) it said it was supposed to rain from 8am to 4pm . i didn't see a drop 😑 
you know , you never actually tweet anything ... USERNAME 😒 
“USERNAME ro d: did you reinforce the take-off ramp ? 
USERNAME it's official , were no longer best buds ... 😒 
USERNAME haha you said that a long ass time ago when you bought alex ice cream 😒 
mrs stacie should let me borrow her van for saturday . lolololol no lie . she lost my bag . she owes me 😒 
club bed , party of 1 featuring djnetflix ...... 😏 
i coul d; t make it thus for with out the man upstairs :) #blessed 
USERNAME lmao i taught my bro everything but ok try me 😒 
eyes closed , mouths opene d: sound scapes by USERNAME jcrosswhite #lastni @ great american music hall URL 
its a dx mn shame tht i got a kitchen full of food && dnt wanna cook 
i wonder how it would be if i went to another school ? 😒 
i wish i could video tape USERNAME drinking wine like a bitch and his face being like this ---> 😖 
.. well that just ruined my night ... i hate guys 😫 😑 #sad 
idk which is more sa d: the fact that i have no friends or the fact that i don't want any . #theyalwaysleaveanyway #goodnight 
USERNAME lmao you know how i doo twin 👅 😏 i licked it clean 😂 ☝ 
the leaves scrapping the outside of my window scares the shit outta me ... 😖 🍃 
i need a cuddle buddy . my soon to be fell asleep 😴 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME speaking of lego… i was looking for a lock screen wallpaper to match my phone case color an d: URL 
USERNAME lol i thought u was talkin to u kno wen i seen the name >.< 
not gonna lie it did me too ! ! ! hahaha 😳 😁 😋 😏 😏 😼 😈 
show me you want it before i show you the door 😒 
USERNAME i have my own private jet ! i left your sombrero in there . d: 
USERNAME i'm going to ask her in the morning when she asks me what time is she taking me because i just finished my benchmark 😒 
i wonder how many people twatch me . hmm 😏 
message send failure , resend , why did you send the same text twice ? 😒 
my son woke up n felt the need to eat cereal right now <<< and i think he scrapping the side of the bowl on purpose 😒 really son ? ? 
uh oh alex at 69k tweets . i see ya 😎 😏 69 all the time haha 
USERNAME i can only bitch about no one being awake so much and i think i hit my limit 😒 
that awkward moment when another fraternity has one cool thing at their house and were about to break it # dx bballhoop 
& there's light💡 in my room again ! ! even tho it's fkn dim af ! ! but better than nothing ! 😒 
i hate when people hit you up , only when they need something . 👋 😒 
esta frío ! ashh , se siente la diferencia de los 10 grados ! 😔 😒 😭 🍃 🌾 ❄ ⛄ 
i swear i can never go to sleep early 😒 
i'm seriously gonna cry when she leaves ! d: thats my bestfriend ! 
USERNAME good plan ! ! when are you getting your phone fixed >.< 
going thru csla and it smells like shit ! ! ! 😖 😭 😷🙊💩💀 
never thought video games could bring a damn year to my eye . i'm just a really big halo nerd r . i . p coratana 💔 and plz be a halo 5 d: 
USERNAME at least you have a job , u'm still tech . unemp . dx and i would have lived the exact same diatance from you anyway 
USERNAME speaking of jr , i need to tell you about my awkward encounter i had w/his twin when i was back home . 😒 😞 
USERNAME i know you got the munchies now 😏 let's go 
prop 37 defeate d: next steps for gmo labeling URL 
tmo nights been out off for way to long 😏 👌😁 
USERNAME i hate when people hit you up , only when they need something . 👋 😒 
i fucking love how all of our songs decide to play when i'm in a really good mood . 😒 #sarcastictweet 
wonderful way to wake up . to a kid that isn't mine screaming/waking mine up . #rude #ungratefulpeople 
i cant believe im failing her class this year , again 😒 
sometimes i wonder how i even remember my own name ... #soforgetful 😖 
tree branches scraping against my fucking windows rn <<<<<<< 😲 😖 😫 
who the fukk dances ballet to old saloon music ? ! soo dumb >.< lol 
USERNAME k bye ratchet ass . #sitdown . 👇 😏 
gabys on the phone n i'm in her room alone 😒 ok 
lol if i was barbara i wouldn't give a fuuk about the hate cuz i just went on a platonic date with USERNAME 😏 #jarbara 
USERNAME yeah oh well last game . probly gettin jenny-wasted when i'm back doe 😏 
it's hard to like a girl when every guy likes her too 😐 
wah i just remembered USERNAME but her phone in doubt disturb 😤😩😫 😒 i'm about to blow up her phone 
USERNAME how 'bout you send me your number ;) 😏 no ? ok . :( 😭 
all that i know is i don't know how to be something you miss . 😣 
really need to start my homework , considering its ya know 20 :3 0. 😑 fuck my life 
i hate a pretty girl with a stink attitude , that shit really make them ugly 😒 
when your psych 101 professor shows up & tries to hit on you ... duh . i wrote my final on the psych of gay bathhouses . stop it . #gross 
so much funny , i was honore d: USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
i really don't wanna wake up for work tomorrow . 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME omg i just vom . ed ! #ew #backupbro 
under cover hoes who act all innocent because they haven't been discovered yet 😒 
USERNAME hey you called monish a slore today so be quiet ! USERNAME go white girl psycho on him 😐 
nts: need to catch up with flashpoint and vampire diaries in the next week :3 i'm super behind d: 
USERNAME i was downloading it . changed my mind . 😒 
USERNAME whatre you getting surgery for ? i have to get my tonsils out in two weeks d: 
USERNAME too slow of a song ! ! nah i ain't liking already .. 😏 
how come no one told me i looked like that ? ! #eww 
on the upside , i'm pretty good at writing essays 😏 
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i literally slept since 4 when i got home from school , til 10:20, tf is wrong with me ? d: 
USERNAME you think you tweet a lot ? ? 😒 
you should let me love you . let me be the one to give you everything you want and need . baby good love and protection 😏 
another note to the entire worl d: asscracks and extreme 17 inch cleavage are not appealing . 
USERNAME aww i know i have so much stuff to do #stressedtothemax 😖 
USERNAME yes ! ill be home all weekend with homework 😒 . can't wait to see your beautiful face ! sweet dreams ! 
USERNAME USERNAME oh i know me too ! i don't even have work @ ethier of my jobs this weekend so lets do something forsuree ☺ 🙌 😏 do u wrk ? 
USERNAME i honestly think so to ! ! aha hmm i mean stupid weather 😑 it's getting in the waay 
in desperate need of some quality me time 😖 😔 💭🍷📺💤 
i try to defend her and shit but i mean it's true what people say about her so i can't really fight it 😖 
my iphone makes me look like i can't spell 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME haha yeahh i gotchuu💁 😌 this weekends gona be long af🙌 😏 
inconsiderate best frien d: ( that's why i keep kacey around and not david :( 
USERNAME 😏 😏 vente manana para echarnos unas buenas 💃 
- eww . one of the tsa workers just kemo'd/winked at me . #yuck #gag #gross #disgusting #smhx4480052169415 😩👎 
in desperate need of some quality me time 😖 😔 💭🍷📺💤📵 
why must i work for over 8 hours every friday 😒 
i would pack my bf lunch , but he's so damn picky 😑 
USERNAME i know i was waiting on a picture lol #donthurtme 😏 😣 
USERNAME i haven't had any luck . 😒 😔 lol 
USERNAME inconsiderate best frien d: ( that's why i keep kacey around and not david :( 
uh whoever is randomly messaging me ... grow up ! ! ! ! ! some people are so immature no need to waste your precious time on me 😏 
haha i love me some alex clayton too . 😏 
USERNAME whatever dude if you don't wanna see me just say so 😒 
my novio fell asleep on me .. as usual 😑 
in desperate need of some quality me time 😖 😔 💭🍷📺💤📴 
shitty thing about long hair is that i shed all the time 😑 hair is everywhere 
i thought it was like 2 am right now >.< 
USERNAME lol if that's all it's for bitches love to keep guys warm .. 😒 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 30 others URL 
USERNAME aww maan 😓 i close . u g h 😑 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah just start one cus USERNAME is in the other onee👌 don't wana blow up his phone for no reason 😏 
my bb aint replying to me , gunna be mad at her bitchass v.v 
that's why you work at a bowling alley ... you don't know how to pour a beer . 😒 
butt , i don't got anything to talk about at the moment ... 😒 
dear juan , you have a bed to pick your toes in you fuck fuck get off the fucking couch where everybody sits ! #disgusting 
facebook is lame after midnight . come on people , i need something to entertain me until i fall asleep . 😞 #bored 
how mascara commercials make it seem like it'll do the same to your eyes .. that's bs mine are still short & stubby even with that shit ! 😒 😡 
umm do females really participate in this no shave november ? 😖 lol 
do yo thaang baby , i aint even mad 😏 
it's kind of astounding that fx airs the travesty of #bran dx and the excellence of #totallybiased back to back 
you'll miss me waay before i miss you dear 😏 
USERNAME you want me to break you off a piece 😏 
USERNAME lmao it's a whole other thing when they comment tho 😒 😡 
USERNAME oh god no-.- you can go talk to my 12 year sister about him she's all into him 😒 lol 
blazers/ clippers game , team #p dx #portland #blazers #basketball #nba #b @ rose garden arena URL 
rip to my future boyfriend , because i sleep so wild , it's ridiculous 😒 
it's easy to be surprised with both your eyes sewn closed 😑 
USERNAME lmao he gonna be on my ass tmrw i could feel it 😒 
if your life is fucked , don't fuck with mine for your satisfaction bro . #fuckthebullshit #lame #whatever 😒 😠 
stella just got up , walked in a circle three times around the bed , then ended up plopping back in the exact same position/spot as before .. 😐 
we get paid to play basketball 😏 plus scholarships ! #hellyeah 
USERNAME you said you weren't going to ! i'm so sad and mad 😖 😣 😭 
i already know i'm going to end up alone just cause of how i am #cool 😑 #whaterr #goodnight 
i just wish USERNAME was closer to me 😖 #missmybff 
USERNAME USERNAME 😑 wouldn't you know it .... as soon as i get home i'm not tired anymore fml ! yo what movie you watching tho ? 
i was just talking to much >.< but it was great thanks c: 
don't know why i'm awake ... have to be up early 😒 #insomnia 
being up this last and having to be up early af ... <<<<< 😑 --🔫 #630am #fml #fuckkcarprbs 
just heard a seagul outside ... i live in colorado . #wut ? 😐 
been trying to fall asleep since midnight . guess it's time to give up and find something to occupy my time #bored #entertainme 
i would meet the perfect guy with green eyes , an accent , who's a biology teacher ... but lives in london 😒 
this whiskey is going to make me regret it in the morning 😑 
USERNAME we don't know how to sleep .. lol 😣 
& continue to cut back on drinking since my liver enzymes are low . apparently too much for an entire year . #fml #frystreetproblems #boring 
USERNAME the speed limit , he just wanted to let us know that our brights were on ... 😒 
my flask is doing me good right now ! ! 😏 🍸 URL 
it's just me and my girlfrien d: halo 4. all night 
i wonder way all the liquor companies all of a studden coming out with black favors 😑 
according to everyone the 3 words i say the most: #literally #ratchet #rude 
all cinemagram contains is fat asses and people smoking . i don't have a fat ass , and i don't smoke . 😒 
USERNAME it hurts every day of my life 😏 lol 
take me to disneyland so i know its real . #bored #minnieears #holla  URL 
well , i haven't got a favorite yet ... but i have gotten 3 retweets . so i guess i'm not giving up on #noshavenovember . 😖 
the fact that i have a test i haven't studied for and a 3 page paper due tomorrow <<< #help 😖 😖 
i'ma trust you , i'ma give you the benefit of the doubt , and i'ma love you 😏 
USERNAME ugh .. that gif . >.< sexual frustration overload ! lol 
all you people that miss rosemount ....... trust me , there's nothing to miss . #bored #always 
this dude USERNAME buying us fucker shots and i have to be up at 8 for class ... 😐 
-- thinkin the same right now 😒 😒 😒 😧 
USERNAME it sucks but it's better than getting a bad grade or something lol .. i'm so tired 😑 🔫 
why can't i sleep 😒 back to tumblr all night 
feels nice to be done with school work for a few days . oregon bound in 12 hours to see some of my favorite people ! ! #p dx #hillsboro 
of all places , washington & colorado tho ? 😑 
this year is soo much different from last year 😏 
i was sitting in the chair , falling asleep , then i got up & went to my bed , not tired anymore . uhm . wtf . >.< 
had a great day . go to work . come home . bullshit . 😒 
empty bottles of glenlivet ? ! am i turnin into my dad ? ? ! #gross #scotch #emptybottles cxm @ bread and butter URL 
USERNAME well i have the notebook beside my bed , that's pretty close 😏 
leave it to me to accidentally chug tequila thinking it's water #yuck #shouldaturnedthelighton 
my head hurts , somebody play with my hair ! 😁 😔 😣 
crazy how in a small town like owensboro you can lose touch with people ! .. i don't talk to none of them now ... 😔 😒 
ugh i hate missing people when i shouldn't 😖 😩 😔 
i should write a book aptly title d: . #recapofmynight 
my car is my the garage tonight ! nice and warm in the morning ! 😏 🔥 
someone needs to text me , my boyfriend fell asleep 😒 
i don't understand d how people can hate history and english i love those classes . i just hate chemistry and algebra 😒 
looking to get a second job . if any of you know of any place that's hiring , please do not hesitate to let me know . thank you ! >.< 
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i feel lonely when mollie goes to sleep 😒 and it's been so early lately ! 
USERNAME i was gonna go out too but ...... #snoringsoloud 😒 
i love how i'm on both facebook and twitter and theirs still nothing to do . #bored #allnighter #helpme 
USERNAME dude i know 😒 we'll think of something 💕 
ugh i hate missing someone that you shouldn't 😔 😖 😩😫 
i don't wanna be cute tonight , i wanna get nasty 😏 
ugh i hate missing someone that i shouldn't 😖 😩 😭 😔 
USERNAME those are always the best nights ! #hatecampbellcounty #boring 
and i'm so happy a sloptart thought it was necessary to puke on the sidewalk directly in front of my house #fratrowprobz #gross 
only if i could actually wink at myself and like it ? 😏 
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gonna get up early and actually get ready . something i never do in reno 😒 
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these girls and these cheap ass payless cowboy boots ....... no ma'am . take your ass back home and reevaluate your outfit . #yuck 
i'm that lady ! #lovenapkin #bunofhair #redlips #yellowbelt #hydration @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
fyi:would rather be myself anyday ! ! ! !than pretend to be someone i'm not/will never be . keywor d: fake= pretend , duplicated , plastic , not urself , 
wish this cute ass girl would text or call me already 😒 
my little brother grinds his teeth when he sleep .... sounds so gross ! 😬 😣 
when people try and get attention for the wrong reasons . and when they use the wrong methods to get attention . #ew . 
everyday when i wake up i lose my phone & my earrings 😒 
even when i'm having a bad day i love to make other people happy and it makes me feel go d: ) 
nothing you've said adds up , like really tho' ? 😒 
gotta wake up in 4 hours and i'm not even sleepy 😑 
#self #face #makeup #eyes #blackandwhite #hair #real #dork #portland #oregon #portlandoregon #p dx #hey URL 
having a test at 8 sucks 😒 &&&&& i can't sleep 
USERNAME thinkin they slick like no ones gonna notice 😒 #stopthat 
USERNAME 😠 don't ever come at me like that ! 😖 
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USERNAME it's seriously my plan for the future i'm down ! my theory they are in the bermuda triangle 😏 
my roommate always uses the bathroom with the door open .... 😣 #dontwannahearyapeehomegirl 
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if my hair ain't fucked up & my lashes ain't cricket when me&you finish fucking>>> i'm never fucking you again , that mean u was wack 😒 
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rt USERNAME someone call this number & tell them (619) 942-8386 >.< 
goodnight tweeps . phones going on silent on my charger . can't be having a dead phone for a long day tmrw 😏 
i give a 24 hour grace period for people to follow back . 😏 
just the girl - the click five on pandora love the song :d >.< 
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i really don't want to go to work tomorrow 😒 
i will knock you out 😒 ! rt USERNAME and no closed doors so i listen to her moans echo .. 
so i've learned that if ur texting someone n falling asleep in between tx , u have random weird dreams about them ..... this happened today 😑 
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enough subtweetin im too old for this , but let me b the fiddt to say i will @ ur ass if u wanna come out ur face jus saying 😁 😑 👊👌👍👏🙋💁🙎 
USERNAME i wouldn't be able to see out of your eyes .. you're asian . 😑 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you wish ! ! ! pfft we got this ... 😏 #beattheenemy 
USERNAME i know right lol . i tried to tell 'em ! (i like that smooth downplay on my arch skills tho 😑 ) 
mm 😒 it's whatever . people will talk . it's funny cause i'm a virgin . cool . 
i have nothing to do , and i'm not tired 😑 
ahh pues vas a siguir , coño ! 😒 rt USERNAME let me take the friction from your lips 
USERNAME USERNAME omgee my chckn pox ka ? ? #yuck ;)))))) 
next time maybe you shouldnt of held my hands as cute as you did . you killed me >.< ahh lmao .... ;) 
hate what i look like after the club ! 😒 #strugglin 
i love when people smoke and then blow it in my face and then i come home and lay in bed and then my hair smells like smoke . ha not . #gross 
seriously i can never sleep , even when ty is asleep i cant fall asleep 😒 
wed , thurs , fri , sat , sun , all work . hours to be complete d: approx 44. 
i'm kinda scared for how my hair will look when i wash it out and it gets wavy again ..... >.< 
i want to do competitive cheer ! ! ! 😣 
he's done that like 10 times now to different girls . 😒 
but than i realize i did the same thing >.< so we good . 
new alarm soun d: the 'libera me' of verdi's requiem . noisy , and in my favorite version , full of miss mary leontyne's most glorious excesses . 
talking to you is like talking to a wall . 😑 ✋ 
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ima choke her 😁 me : abrielle .. her : i know that's my name but don't wear it out >.< 
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my left boob is bigger than the right .. 😒 #imdeformed #handicapped 
USERNAME if you use frederick county , marylan d; i can give you help with geography . oh and camp david is here too . :) 
uhh ohh josiah is making noise ... he's gonna start screaming 😐 
geez . text really don't read the same way you're thinking it . 👎 😐 
if only i was able to retweet some of USERNAME tweets 😑 lol 
saw these brand new uggs but they're for females 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME ok then , go wil d: south san francisco . i hear their nye is like fremont , only more bacchanalian . 
bout ashy as hell lmao , baths really take all the oil & lotions out your skin >_< 
it be some sexy ass lesbians that i follow . lol . i just melt on the inside 😏 
you've been on my mind all night , & i can smell ya & you smelling right 😏 
damn , slam bar got the best of me tonight 😏 
i hate when i'm twatching arguments with girls , cause they really hate each other but they put before everything , idk if they serious 😒 
it's mee mario ! ! #hair #mariobrothers #bored @ ritual salon & spa URL 
mann . i swear i think i only ate like twice today . my stomach is growling at me 😒 😣 
as much as i try i cant fuckin sleep dammit >_< 
- i feel good , & in the perfect ways to go back to sleep but i can't .... 😒 
on thursdays i always feel like i don't got school the next day buut i do 😒 oh well still stayin up enjoying some tv 😌 
straight knocked out ! 😑 💤 johnerick_ #gotcha @ the bat cave URL 
went to sleep too early and now im up smh #nightowl #bored 
2 days no tweeting wtf u be up to 😑 ? 
USERNAME playing hookey ? atta girl ! like the man sai d: don't let schooling interfere with your education . did u c mag's shaggie tweet ? 
you and a fucken 8th grader ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😑 
my surround sound makes it tough to watch movies at night . can't even have this on 15 or the bass shakes the living room . it goes to 100 😒 
USERNAME i have to show you a picture i found of you at chads #gap 😏 
USERNAME shut it mr . duh one with duh ass kick would be another d: 
it's 2 am and i'm watching big bang theory . my , my , my miss USERNAME 👍 😏 👌 
ha ass never call back lol 😔 😒 oh well 
USERNAME that's fucked up ... 😒 it not my fault . 
USERNAME damn me . i hate myself so much . fuck you broccoli #eww #broccoli 
i won't stop till i get em in their birthday suits 😏 
i wish i could just spend the entire weekend with my girlfriend 😳 😐 
USERNAME who are you trying to kid ? 😏 lol 
big rub in the face 😖 😖 😩 USERNAME URL 
USERNAME i don't like that you tweet this when i decide to take a friday class next semester d: 
everybody on my tl is blowed 😒 .. the night i'm not 
back in p dx . home again next friday for thanksgiving break . 
USERNAME they ain't bitches if they literate th0. then they wifey material 😏 . get that constant d . 👌 
USERNAME seriously huh ? ! i think it's cause i took a three our nap today ... 😣 
i'm so sleepy and i won't be able to sleep for a while 😑 
this weekend we should have an unexpected visit 😏 ... fuck it let's do a lot 
ohh hall naww i just herd some gun shots ! ! ! ! now is a time when i need a boyfriend ! ! ! ! d: 
my ipod be trippin . i'm trying to sleep and it plays seriously ? im bout to bust it open on the carpet , rug burn n shit 😖 
told oomf happy bday and no text back oh ok 😒 i guess that's the thanx i get 
omfg i can't deal with this shit 😔 😩 can't even go to bed at right without all this extra shit 😒 
omg people i like are going home on superstar k d: the two i didn't really care for are in the top 4 lol wow 
thursday night blazers game with USERNAME spotte d: lamar odom . @ rose garden arena URL 
starting to think that just about you is gonna be #impossible 😒 
wish someone was awake to talkk to me , #onwatch #bored 
picture d: the map charting out racist tweets following obama's re-election URL 
damn ! ! ! >_< this nigga passed gas im the car : / . small ass spaced car . 
now i gotta stay up till the cops come 😒 smh . 
hate hate hatee this steroid i have to take for the flu . #messingupmysleep #jitters #heartsracing 😷 😣 
rt USERNAME still getting my study on , .. 😒 
so many boyz givin me kisses on the cheek . #ew 
looking forward to a packed weeken d: wedding , music video , and photo shoot ! #makingupforlosttime 
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sr9 / mcgaffigan mill r d; 1182-trfc collision-no inj; nov 8 2012 8:28pm [1] solo veh (121108my00374) (was: sr9 / sr236) 
mfs with these misleading twitter names lol . 😒 😂 
2 something in the morning && i'm up with leg cramps 😒 😣 
USERNAME migraine so fuxxin bad girl ... my eyes watering , nauseated , and body hurting .... i hate these migraines 😖 
USERNAME not when ya gotta work in the morning 😣 
i already know what lay ahead of me tomorrow 😐 😒 
-looks like my snooks stealing me for thanksgiving n won't let me see him bcuz i ditched her for classic .. but i had my 😏 😈 
USERNAME hey sexy , you tryna scissor ? 😏 ✂ 
-but i really .. like really wanna see him .. but snooks not hvn tht 😕 😞 😒 
going ham at the library with USERNAME tonight 💪 😏 📚 hopefully doing the same with the exam tomorrow lol 
i can hear my brother snoring through the wall ... 😒 #shutupimtryingtosleep 
USERNAME i see u ain't deny it ... stop arguing with internet thugs; niggas all mad typin hard as hell muggin the computer screen . 😒 😖 👎 
USERNAME kayla lughibil is the nastiest white trash skank bitch i've ever met #easy #nasty #trashy 
i legit just had the most terrifying nightmare of my life 😖 
😒 shoulda been workin on this paper earlier in the week instead of procrastinate 
i hate when ex's say .. where the fuck were you when we were together and i needed you ? 😑 
USERNAME no 😖 do u not see how many ppl i follow new 2 this w/o ur tweets my timeline would be 
USERNAME ok well that explains why they would make such a movie . #eww 
get my name tatted , so i know it's real . 😏 hahaha 
i'm so hyped i have a girlfriend with this weather ! ! .............. 😒 
i wish i was tired . really don't wanna be a zombie at work tomorrow 😑 
USERNAME my earring must've ripped my ear when i was sleeping ... fell asleep with them in 😒 
you bitch about everyone calling you a slut but look at how you portray yourself . 😒 
merpp . told myself i was going to bed at 10 ... it's now 1 :3 0 ... #insomnia #whatsnew 😒 
e . x . h . a . u . s . t . e . d (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 22 others) URL 
going to sleep in such a bad moo d: / 
earlier . lunch with matt and popps at rodeo ! #gross #lookatmy #triplechin #whatevs #j @ rodeo mexican grill URL 
i want an ipad . so freaking bad . yes i'm whining . 😩😫 😡 😤 😖 
tomorrow is the last quince practice .. im so nervous d: 
USERNAME well tell them to keep it down & to be more respectful of others or you're gonna have your manfriend tj come kick their butts 👊💥 😖 
USERNAME yea yeaa yeaa .. we gon see how tomorrow go 😒 
sirens all the time: perks of living among the hospitals ... 😑 
haha i think everyone secretly loves emojis because it reminds us of myspace . moo d: froggy🐸 
to drinking to a little more than expecte d: )) #greatnight 
why promise something when yew r just going to brake it ! 😐 
this girl is so annoying poppin her ass out in all her pics , lifting the back of her shirt up . stand straight & you won't have an ass ! 😒 
time for mimis . have thoughts running through my min d: / #late #goodnight 
i'm so sleepy & high it's not funny 😖 i would dye my hair right now 😒 
USERNAME are you sensitive about it ? sorry ✋ 😐 ✋ 
nene was really mean to me today and it really hurt my feelings 😤😤 😒 
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i haven't slept in over a week , why can't my mind just rest for one night ? #blahh 😡 😩 😑 💤👎🌙 
i'll try to refrain from composing any more tweets . #nopromisesthough ha . 😑 🔫 
USERNAME i think you love us more than i love us myself . 😒 
status: i'm not a real bear . moo d: lacking koalifications 🐨 
a lot of hoes say they got a man but they scheming on the low 😏 
i have a terrible habit of biting my gums . 😣 
😑 rt USERNAME this ain't my drama , but i'll be damned if a bxtch sit on twitter && run her mouth bout my cousins . #shadai #sashai 
just woke up because i had a dream USERNAME retweeted me #wishfulthinking 😒 😞 😔 
USERNAME yes im here for goo d; ) .. i see how u been ? 
well this is a fun thursday night 😒 📝🔫 URL 
USERNAME what you like to eat ? ? ? 😏 
the wait is so long lmao i really don't want to eat in hollywood 😒 😂 
it's crazy how i thought you actually cared . 😒 😒 😒 
never been more awkward in my life ...... #lol #ew 
i hope i'll be okay tomorrow considering i won't be getting a lot of sleep ... 😁 😣 😴 😓 #imwimpy #alwaystired 
roommate's boyfriend illegally living with us became even more not okay when his friend ended up staying too .. for the 3rd time this week . 😑 
this sleepless night was brought to you by cramps courtesy of mother nature #fml 😩 😒 👎 
so glad i have an 8am and an exam tmrw but some asshole set the fire alarm of at 2:00 in the morning 😒 😡 😤 
USERNAME haha i saw the flowers you got her >_< and it was cute 
i thank my mother for giving us chores to do when i was a kid cuz if not then i would be lazy and not do shit #eww #noone #likesa #bumbitch 
USERNAME idk everything about them just scared the shit outta me 😣 
i'm booked this summer ia i'm going to canada then in two years inshallah hajj imma be hard core religious so in the mean time wamgd 😏 
i immediately regret dropping my ring in here .... lol 💍 😕 😖 😩 @ logan's on campus URL 
i spent 50$ at walmart and forgot to get the one thing i went there for ...... (coughdrops) 😞 😑 😡 
oh how i love when USERNAME tries to be funny ... keywor d: tries ;) 
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dropping hints when the other person never realizes you're dropping hints 😑 
my boyfriend thinks he's james bond USERNAME 😒 😏 #inhisdreams 
USERNAME my first day of work is on my birthday so suck it up 😒 😒 😒 
so not enjoying this 😒 b ! tches pushin ... ninjas burpin 😠 ugh . i can't . 
that moment when someone posts somethin so stupid u almost hit unfollow on the spot 😐 
got to watch the pendulum knock down a peg #ohyeah 😏 😎 USERNAME 
if u a condom iaint put u on so please gett off mi dick matter fact stay on cuz yo bitch pussy looking sick #eww think abt wat u say lol 
my body's on some other shit wakin up too hot ina sweater 😒 it's raining and my hairs wet .. 
staying up late every night ... regretting it every morning ... then doing it all over again ! ! just me 😑 
i can do what wtf i want i got the money to do it 😏 
haha fuckin shitt ihate that my lips get red when idrink ! >_< 
USERNAME haha poor girl whoever that was ! ! haha icy hot and scissors to everyone's straps haha >.< 
i'm about to listen to the duelo station in pandora ... yup , i'll end up in tears . 😐 
USERNAME the fuck it's not ! ! ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i absolutely hate when mcdonald's gives me onions and ketchup on a plain cheeseburger . #yuck 
i said a drink >_< USERNAME #shipyard #pumpkinale @ ye olde falcon pub URL 
i'm literally terrified when i'm home alone . 😖 #cantsleep 
USERNAME i guess thats unfair to the ones i already unfollowed but fuck em 😼 
i miss senior night cause of work 😣 😣 ! ! #senior2013probs 
i hate when my iphone dies 😒 takes forever to come back on 
i feel like sleep is never going to come tonight 😐 
ctfu he put me d on saying the word kid tho >.< 
well then , i guess i have a date tomorrow 😏 😏 
USERNAME i got goldy on my rolly goldy goldy on my rolly 😏 
oh ya know just wanted to make sure i wasn't a less than signed frien d: ) USERNAME 
ahh 5.0 was following 😑 😠 always gotta mess with me lucky this time🙏 
USERNAME well that and at night when we are sleeping , i find him hovering over me , breathing hard 😁 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME you guys live a full and exciting life 👹 😳 😏 #loserzz 
that shirt will be no where to be found tomorrow 😒 
getting stuck in the french quarter behind a dump truck is exactly how i want to end my evening of working for 12 hours . 😒 
USERNAME 😣 no your ass just needs to get internet ! 
USERNAME no i'd never ! some people are just terrible texters ... 😒 
well fine dont answer my call then bitch ! ! ! ! 😒 
i think they want me for something else ... true colors end up being seen at some point . i'm shot calling this one 😏 
i like the days better when USERNAME said i was cool and he would say my name a certain way and when he went home i missed him ! ! 😞 😣 😔 
he's making me chug this crown and coke . & i'm not happy . 😒 @ shakespeare's pub URL 
took 2 minutes out of my life to do that 😒 lmao 
and don't try grabbing on me when you have a beautiful girl ... you know who you are 😒 
not really . because when you set 💩on🔥 it smells even worse 😖 😷 
it would be amazing if my throat would stop killing me & that i could actually sleep ! 🙏💤😷 😖 😩😫 😢 #justwannabebetter #sleepy #strepsucks 
can't nobody judge me to they live in my 👟s ... step by step . 😏 
USERNAME you were supposed to come to my house first 😒 .... 
USERNAME my phones acting weir d: / dm me when you gotta chance 
white people that claim they puerto rican ! 😑 like bitch you don't even know puerto rico's capital ctfu ! ! ! ! 
around this time everyone be picking on USERNAME , just waiting for his index card video 😐 😐 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME yes ! you can tweet but not text me back alicia . smh 😑 
i'm gonna buy more pillows ... gotta fill the other side of this bed with something 😒 
USERNAME lmao ! candice has been hanging around me too much >.< lmao 
yup . just finished my homework . my morning is gonna be a shitty one . #tgif 😒 
people gone be like 😳 when they find out who my new shorty is cant wait 😁💵💰 😋 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME related to our conversation , i'm filling out my turkish research visa form and it's a . doc . not even an annotated pdf >.< 
thank you dustin for reminding me that the last time it rained my brother fake robbed my team sleepover .. so much for sleep 😒 #traumatized 
inspiring music and art for this new years eve in p dx : 
USERNAME oh that sounds like the road to success 😒 😒 😒 
he can keep his face & age . 😁 😆 😏 
ok , think have consumed enough booze to sleep through the noises from flatmate's bedroom . loosely relate d: i miss living on my own . 
6 hours later at 3am i don't feel any better for this test than i did when i started . 😒 
. USERNAME story: jamal crawford returns to #p dx to lift clippers past #blazers 103-90 | URL 
when guys say to my reply to their texts . i'm on my phone , stupid , don't flatter yourself 😒 
that purchase i was tlkingg about earlier w/ myy ituness tweet ... yeaa it just went through 😒 
i just wish this damn lady stp fuqing touching me . ! 😒 
i just hate when he says something and i have no comeback >.< 
and all of a sudden it's thursday .. and i'm drunk .. at the box .. again 😏 
buut i'm not gone even go there tonight 😏 lol . 
then i was young and unafrai d; and dreams were made and used and wasted . #lemis #fantine 
looks like i'm not going to sleep yet ... #loudnoises #dubstep 🔊 😒 💤 
then i was young and unafrai d; and dreams were made and used and wasted . #lesmis #fantine 
may concert ang #thefray pala sa pilipinas ... wala lang 😐 i love them tho . 
USERNAME i'm trying but i just can't . my back is killing me 😒 
ugh cause at the end of the day it's all i want ... 😖 
USERNAME only repeat the shit that's talked to me ! 😏 
childhood books made love seem so happy and happily ever after . 😔 .. they started lying to us early . i see why we lie . 😒 
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USERNAME a quote from the greatest love story ever tol d: 
almost got banned from parking on campus . 😖 #closecall #justawarningthough 
who would have sex with mike ? #ew #teamvinny USERNAME 
haven't been this high in a long time . 😑 😲 🙇 
so . my whole right foot is bruised from surfing . i have no idea why but it is . #owy 😐 
i hate the sound of bees . it freaks the fuck out of me >.< 
q just called 3 times , he must really be on one 😒 
i hate how twitter says .. .. no honey , sorry , were farr from similar .. #ew 
getting my tongue pierced tomorrow and the best frann is gonna watch 😁 😏 😌 USERNAME 
twitter is always so dead when i'm up on it 😒 
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sometimes life is goo d: boss just threw me cash to buy beer from the window of a moving limo . 
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modern family til i crash 😒 ✌ for real . 
now ... that last fact , is a lie . cause i'm still awake and it's been like an hour 😒 
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the one person who has denied my cooking and fell asleep eating my food USERNAME ☝ 😑 #smh 
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i still don't know how to prevent a tweet from being retweeted ... d: 
i seriously do this (✌😁✌) all the time when i'm talking and a bit of this too (👏👏👏☝ 😒 ) 
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timbs and he said i wasn't his bitch . 😒 
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keeping her up <<< she's going to be too tired for work and shit 😣 
USERNAME d: i can't ahah that'd b impossible 4 me lmfao 
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takin my ass to sleep ! night twittaz n twitchez ! ✊ 😑 ✌ 
craving an apply at 4:10am "/ yeahh ! not cool >.< 
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craving an apple at 4:13am ... yeah not cool ! >.< 
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when your so busy the our time you get to see your bf is before the sunrise 😒 
USERNAME d: what a bitch ! she lives in staten island lets go egg her place . & i personally think she's a dropout 
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USERNAME hahaha we will see if you actually keep your word , i don't believe you 😑 
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USERNAME because you just started ignoring my existence out of nowhere #rude 
USERNAME u seem to want to ruin bran dx , throwing objects at audience , calling audience fools , as if you feel u don't deserve a show 
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ugh why am i still awake .. ? ! getting 3 hours of sleep before the crazy day i'm gonna have tomorrow is not gonna be good .. 😣 
uhh why am i awake .... oh yeahh #stupidphysics #gross 
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is going to be bitchy today ! 😖 sleep deprived again ! ! 
off to p dx ! (@ bismarck municipal airport (bis)) URL 
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my phones about to die but i don't care i want USERNAME to talk to me . 😏 
would it be wrong to text someone and ask them to stay out of my dreams ? 😏 
once again he seems to have ruined my night 😒 #swerve 
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when my tweet is sent before i'm done tweeting 😒 😒 😡 😠 
waking up at 5 am for no reason ... 😣 #tired #sleepy #sick 
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if you don't make the effort ... i'm sure as hell done making it . 😒 
ahh my eye is all red d: ! ! ! 
waking up wide awake for no apparent reason , not my thing . 😒 
tomorrow's is gunna be a loong and stressful day . >.< 
my legs are soo sore from all that walking ! ! 💢 time to get back in the gym ! so out of shape 😣 
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dear life , why am i wide awake at 4:08 am ? hm ? 😒 
that awkward moment when everyone knows someone except you 😖 
USERNAME lmao i know that much . but i'm just sayin tho 😏 
pda on twitter is not cute . #barf #howclassy 👏 😒 
the fact that i'm even up right now ! <<<<< 😖 
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this bitch really told me she scared of heights 😒 
nigerians keep releasing stupid songs .. with stupid lyrics .. >_< 
USERNAME you should . 😏 i wouldn't mind teaching you a few things . haha . 
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the amount of fear that i have of hitting a deer on my 45 minute drive to work is seriously unhealthy 😣 
this is what i get for sleeping half my day away , i'm still awake ! gotta be up in about five hours . yay ! dx 
if it's not the insomnia keeping me up , it's the body ache .... i think i'm going through a bad flair up >_< 
i made staple hearts ! #bored @ wonders hall URL 
most of us just think you're retarded so don't give yourself that much credit 😒 
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what happened to that giving you a good nights sleep tonight . 😏 
its so hard sleeping when i didn't talk to you before be d: ( #hatemylife 
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ithink im gettinq sick , my nose stuffed up && shit >.< 
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USERNAME i'm saying >.< it's pissing me off ! lol .. 
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wow . i see how it is eric . 😒 
no . you obviously have no love for me . 😒 
had a dream that there was a huge blizzard last night ... thought it was real 🔫 😣 
& i don't even get to go back to sleep for long at all since i have to go to social services at nine . 😒 
preggers baby daddy calls her every morning at 5:42 and then they hang up at 5:48 and then preggers goes to the bathroom for a half hour 😒 
driving to lax at 3am is no bueno . have work at 7am too 😑 
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USERNAME on a dark road d: kind of like the street from rio to mcallen that it looks dark at night 
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assa d: there is no civil war in #syria : URL maybe he didn't get the memo . 
i don't know why i'm still on twitter ... nobody is tweeting right now anyways 😒 
four cannot come fast enough #hurry #impatient #merp 😒 🕓 
i know i say fuck cuddle season but fuck in this weather not even my pillow can keep me warm 😖 
6 in the morning what the fuuck ... out of blunts .. looks like bowl it is .. 👎 😒 
i could've gone without the spider bite pictures though ... #gross 
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waking up at this time to finish a paper ... 😖 💣🔫🔪💊💉 
whyy did i wake up an hour earlier and couldn't go back to sleep 😑 👎 
when you have to get up early .... yet someone's more fun to talk to then sleep 😁👌 😏 
i'm soo tired . but hey , it's friday . 😏 
omg i really don't wanna go to school , i feel like shit today 😞 😔 😒 
i'm pissed . i just so happened to look at the tv n see this white boy bouncin his ass while he washin his car . #fuckwrongwithim 😤 😖 
me && my bed have the perfect relationship , till this hoe called alarm got jealous && tried to break us up 😒 
i like my job but sitting by myself in my car for 12 hours straight kinda blows 😕 #lonely #bored 
although i had a great night , i smell like a bon fire ... 😒 
rt USERNAME boa notícia pra começar bem a sexta-feira: angry birds star wars está disponível pra downloa d: URL 
so about these 3 study halls i have today 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i have a better wor d: drink 
why , why why do i have to write a 5 pg essay at 5am ... i hate this essay so much i totally forget about it until today dx 
USERNAME o: sorry . lol you're not dumb though , you're a very smary man . d: 
ate pavement on that run . groun d: 1 phil: 0 
omg ! why is this fuckin dog barking ! ? ! 😒 #toodamnearly 
been up since 4 :3 0. didn't go to sleep till after 2 ! #yuck 
i'm so tired i may skip breakfast just to be in my heated bed faster ! ! ! ! #ehh #harddecision #fatgirlprobs #pregoprobs #food #sleep 😖 😴🍳🍞 
i really have no idea why i'm wasting my time going to school .. 😒 
i can never wake up for work , but i'm off today and wide awake 😒 
😖 i hate when the same guy hits on both me & my bf . fail . either way we will always pick each other over those men . just makes us stronger 
blessed to see this day it wasn't promise d: -) 
wow i have a really bad headache this mornin but i cannt stay home >.< 
i need to order another book since someone took mine 😒 
USERNAME hope your day gets better . look on the bright side: it's friday ! ! ! ! enjoy your weeken d: ) 
it's supposed too snow at like 5 today . 😒 👊 
mom got called for me to go training today , why today danvers is such a troop wtf >.< 
USERNAME because like for example today , i just layed down and knocked out . i forgot d: 
can't help but appreciate the symbolism . USERNAME on rosa parks bus , thanks , USERNAME #te dx alvapark URL 
this place is already giving me way too much today . 😒 
5am work out still with a whole lot of energy 😏 #whattodo 
i'm just not feelin the whole getting ready thing today . 😐 
doctor calls with test results .. better let it go to voicemail so i can call back when i'm able to handle the news . #anxiousalbert 😖 
can't wait to get back from observing at my dad's high school and take a nap >.< 
i'm gonna be the only person at the school rn 😒 
forgot my charger at work , phones on 16% percent woohoo ! 😒 
i've ran to catch the bus literally everyday of this week . 😑 
the fact that i'm still up & i have no school 😒 kill me 
mad deram .. woke up crying 😖 its ok lol 
i'm just chilling today .. ordering pizza & watching movies .. company is welcome d: ) . 
i give up , i'm going to sleep 😒 😴 
i find it really #rude when people have their music so loud i can hear the whole song through their headphones ! #tryingtowork #bemindful 
it's finally fucking friday 😣 @ 1150 18th street , nw URL 
nov 9, 2012: the jason adamo band at the oxfor d: URL 
guys i unfollowed my boyfriend last night and he never notice d; ) hehhehehehe 
if you can't get up in the am , try getting a massive cramp in your calf .. you'll be up outta that bed fast . owwie ! 😖 😫 
myy lord ! my god ! USERNAME you almost off work bby ! ! & i'm going in ! 😒 
#thingsmydaddytaughtme if someone is ever sad the best way to cheer them up is with magic . it hasn't worked . 😒 
#happybirthdayauralee ! ! ! ! ! USERNAME have a good one and even better 45 minutes at work today 😏 
that annoying feeling when you’re dying to talk to someone , but you refuse to text them first . 😒 
that moment when you ate so much last night it makes you have shit so bad it wakes you up 😖 
woo ! i love getting up this early ! 😒 
probably dieing my hair this weekend . then dieing it all purple or red sometime this month or next month 😏 
this bus stinks ! #nasty #gotakeashower ! ! ! ! -__- 
when i was younger , i wanted to be older . now that i'm older , i wanna be a kid again . 😒 
i have never been in this much pain before .. what is going on 😣 
some bitch on instagram 😒 get out your feelings nigga URL 
i hate it when people tell me they understand what i'm going through . no , you don't and you never will . 😒 #iwillneverunderstand 
the one thing i hate about uniforms : no hoodies dx 
almost put shampoo on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste . 😑 does this explain how tired i am ? #ithinkso 
going to school looking like a mess >> i hate getting ready 💤 😣 
3.14 looks like pie backwards ! :o min d= blown . 
sad because USERNAME didn't follow me like he promise d: ((( #imstill #teamdez #though 
waking up and your room is super cold << 😣 
brb waiting for ice to understand off my windshield 😒 USERNAME 
i only need 182 yards to hit 1,000 passing yards . 😳 😏 it's happening to st . b today ! ! 
ew kid rock is doing the halftime show again . 😑 🙅 
shit .. i actually kinda like this new tswift cd .. 😑 
on my tumblr dashboar d: one direction and justin bieber . thanks to USERNAME hahahahahaha 
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turning off the shower water on mornings like this is right next to impossible 😖 ❄⛄ 
25 yards of concrete at 7 in the morning . greeat 😑 
USERNAME oh i see ! you still gotta an hour to go #boring 
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just realized by the time i get out of class at 12 ill have been up for 9 hrs already 😒 
i go to bed at 7 pm .. and i'm still tired .. i can never win 😒 😴 
i don't always love the workout but i always love the results . 😏 
thrilling gas update . just got to a station that's open , in a line 4 blocks away . ::fingers crosse d: : 
me & angie was suppose to fall asleep on the phone >_< 
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and someday , somewhere , when somebody says my name , i'm just hoping that maybe , she will smile . 😏 
andy's sick 😞 i better fucking not be next ! ! ! ! 😖 😖 
sometimes people don't notice the things we do for them , until we stop doing it . 😒 
i just freaked out bc i smelled something burning & i thought it was my clothes in the dryer . nope , just the heat coming on 😔 😑 👎 #ineedtorelax 
USERNAME i clearly recall you telling me to get it trending . 😒 
i used to hate the cold ... i still do . 😣 
i'm a server today ... not looking forward to it . 😒 
stupid football game . biology gone be boring with malik >.< 
schotze is getting a bath this weekend for sure 🐶 😖 
these nightmares every night need to end 🌙 😣 #wah 
i woke up at 1 :3 0 and couldn't go back to sleep . and had to crawl out of bed at 4 and be at work by 5. i'm sad . 😖 
when i say i didn't get any sleep last night 😐 😒 
still in my pj's sitting in my bed watching greys when i have class at 8 😏 
so it's really cold and i don't wanna be on this stupid bus 😒 .... 🚌 
USERNAME at least make him share with the class . #rude 
i still have 3 weeks until i find out the results of my food allergy test . that's too long . 😒 
let's see u walk the talk . yeah . #ithoughtso 😏 
i'm sorry everyone for my warm up pants today .... they're wayy too small 😒 #strugglin #cheerporbz 
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really only one register is up at my job 😑 😑 it's gonna be a long one 
gm . not in the mood . i'm tire d; annoyed && cold so i dare somebody to come at my head wrong . ! ! just saying it's sloww . :( 
i'm so bummed there isn't a hockey season . 😑 
i want to go back to sleep so bad 😑 
someone vommed right outside of valentine commons ... yum #ew 
goodmorning morris knolls ! 😐 😩 😢 #thissucks #whatisschool #ohboy 
i said gm to you yesterday , never replied ? 😏 #itsgucci 
welp , now i know why .. he got his phone took . >.< 
USERNAME i don't think so 😒 i'll let you know though ! 
i don't know why kenya is so energetic this morning . she's basically in a coma any other time . 😑 
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USERNAME take a breather , don't hurt yourself either . 😣 
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*soo my daddy comes in the room all loud* get up ! time for breakfast ! .. *i walk in the kitchen* he sai d: i wasn't talking to you .. o_o wtf 
school day better go by fast 😒 i hate these long rides to school 
tgif , however i do not wanna be at school right now .. 😒 
USERNAME i'm sorry 😩😩😩😩😩 have fun with the mexicants 😏 🔫 
not sure if i should have drove to work this morning . there should be a warning label on that bottle that says 😐 
i’m not shy . i’m holding back my awesomeness , so i don’t intimidate you . 😏 
i hate taylor swift .. but i can't stop listening to her new cd .. 😣 
' ugh #oomf look so fuckin dirty in that avi >.< 
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there are two types of people in the worl d: people who are attracted to ariana grande and liars 
thank you so much mom for waking me up really thank you 😒 😒 😒 
wish my mom would get her lazy ass out of bed . 😑 😑 
what's worse than being stuck behind a school bus in the morning ? oh , that's right , nothing . 😒 
USERNAME you didn't bring me no corn dog ! ! but , where would you be in life with out me ? ? 😏 love you babe 😊 
USERNAME USERNAME i already told you , t , bitches love halo . ill be embarrassed for you if you don't come . i'm trying to be a bro 😏 
i hate when my hair is curled . it never stays curly . 😑 
bout to be at this lame ass school .... 👎 😑 😒 
thank god i'm done at 11. nap then appointment and then nap . debating staying here tonight .. 😣 😒 
why am i up tweeting .. i should be sleeping >.< 
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kinda embarrassed for my dentist to see the thing under my tounge ... it's weird but hey , you're only 18 once 😼 
i'm awake at 7 .. and i don't have to be up today ! whaat #dafuck 😬 😑 
that’s the shit that pisses me off all these fucking cars i have to move out the drive way so i can take out my car >.< 
i really , really , really do not want to go up school today . 😒 
ok spring break sounds good right about now -__- ugh school and work and parents r stressing me out 😒 
why the hell would you put my baby on the song after the announcements when you know damn well noone in this school knows who john mayer is 😑 
ugh about to get this 12 hour shift over and done with 😑 u rather be home being productive . ! 
reminded my mom how last time i had a stomach virus , i lost 8 pounds because it lasted five days straight . she got excited 😒 
USERNAME haha the baddest ! ! xd but i still have to wake up at this time d; 
praise the lord . give thanks to the lord , for he is goo d; his love endures forever . psalm 106:1 #godisgood 
all i have to tell my mom is that i'll get us starbucks in the morning and she'll let me stay he from school 😏 
USERNAME it's happening , pat ! i'm just glad none of us made any serious contact with him ! #zombieapocalypse #gross 
USERNAME it didn't smell until the girl in front of me got on 😖 😖 
- cody told me he's eating ramen noodles for breakfast ... 😖 
USERNAME hahahaha just accept that the fact that i'm in middle of nowhere and move on .. it's what i've had to do 😒 
mom told me my hair looked bad . i know mom . but ya ain't gotta ruin my morning . 😒 
didn't know it was friday until i looked at twitter . 😏 #bettermood #yay #friday #easyday 
“USERNAME dipjar: automated tip jar – credit or debit card require d: URL cool . 
mann , i have to do flash cards and a paper for spanish and then my math homework ! ! 😒 
' i wish you hoes stop mentioning USERNAME , yall pissing me tf off ! >.< 
conversion is a turning into the right roa d; the next thing is to walk in it . -spurgeon 
good morning worl d: ) today is the day the lord has made . rejoice and be glad in it . best- URL 
when you see someone's name on snapchat and you're like #wereontoyou 😏 
acne itself is bad enough , but why do some bumps have to feel like its driving a knife through my face . 🔪 😣 
school dress code is dumb af . your shoulder can't show ? what boy is going to look at a girl & be like 😒 
why when i go to my bank account i don’t have my money 😒 👎 
stayed up til 12 just too watch robot chicken >.< 
it's friday & i'm already not feeling good 😒 .. but at least i get to go i school late 😄 
mr . crowell subbing for mr . gimbar>> ....... helloo 😏 😏 
rea d: why does a brad explode ? URL #designer #fashion 
USERNAME smile , boo . 😁i would offer you an anxiety pill , but you may want to kill yourself if you take it . lol 😐 
think i lost my bestfriends unless this is just temporary ? ... 😳 😥 😣 
thank you jesus our lights came back on last night because that was to long 5hr 😣 
woke up screaming my fuckin head off ! ! what's wrong with my tummy 😖 😞 
all this construction on west main is making this street like a roller coaster 😑 🔫 
i'm not looking forward to the kid that stares at me in math class though . 😒 
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i'm off today .. snuggling until i go get my paycheck then heading to the dealership . 😏 
my mom really would change her mind &' make go to school 😒 ✋ this means time to dip 👌 
why am i up already when i could be sleeping all day long 😑 
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can't do shit this weekend , kinda upset 😒 😔 
i went to sleep at 4 & now i have to go to school while my boy gets to sleep all day 😒 😔 
nyc bound - meeting w/st martins press . very exciting for these first time authors . thinking of u renee & davi d: ) URL 
USERNAME USERNAME y'all are gross 😒 ill leave you two to bang it out and find other plans 
definitely pulled a couple muscles in my back . #ouch 😖 
da d: what's up ? me: we over slept . da d: personal day . me: what . da d: we are taking the day off . wake me up at 9, love you night . haha ok ! 
we have a multitude of price points in our #benjamin moore #paint line don't allow it to be matched in another bran d; it's never the same 
i really need to clean myself up 😖 #ugly #fml 
i hate when i get good in my sleep and somebody come and wake me up out of it >_< 
after almost 2 weeks of no responsibility it's back to reality 😒 wah 
i'm wearing my hair down so i'm already prepared for all of the comments . 😒 
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s/o to that girl USERNAME for blowing up my phone this morning 😒 #sarcasm 
why am i up soo early ? ! ? ! ? dx ong ina kill my self n fall back too sleep 
if people heard the music i was listening to right now they would definitely judge me . 😌 😏 
i hate waking up this early for work 😖 #nofun 
i love it when life flips upside down & everything falls apart at the seams . just kidding , it actually really sucks . 😒 
you know i'm half asleep getting ready when i put flip flops on this morning and my class is like a ice box 😑 
it's the last day of the 6 weeks , i ain't doing shit today . 😏 
today 4 :3 0pm , ed snider & USERNAME host opening of tarken rink , frontenac & levick sts . all invite d; free skating ! USERNAME 
when i get out of bed in the morning , i'm pretty sure every joint in my body pops . #gross #gettingold #butreally 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME maybe , maybe not 😏 #dontpushit 💁 
dear lord , help me to understand difficult times can make me stronger in the en d; even though it may not always be easy to see #goodmorning 
i don't know why i come over here , i just end up pissed off and crying 😒 
k d8 bxp near 4251 hamilton middletown rd hamilton , oh 45011 24.8°f URL #aprs 10.00b 
#gross black hairs in both sinks and tub . maid clearly over looked ! (@ residence inn) [pic]: URL USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME been mine since 08 lighh ✋ 😏 😎 
start of a good day , let me end it like that 👍 😏 
i don't even plan on remember tonight . haven't got like that in awhile . 😏 
#iwillneverunderstand the people in my weightlifting class 😒 #weirdos #getaway 
forgot my headphones so i can't even get in the zone before school 😣 
every time i put tights on i think about the beginning of ps i love you when hillary swank has no love handles waltzing around in tights 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME like how mine name was last 😤 😒 lol 
some people need boundaries or they just think there's none to follow . definitely not dealing with them . ✋ 😒 #idiots 
my day off & i'm up early ! ? ? 😒 
oh fuck . i could sworn it was saturday >_< lol 
USERNAME really ! that's sounds very easy to do ! move forwar d; ) 
USERNAME 😊 👍 i have to go to school at 10 :3 0 😑 fml 
alright , so the official donald duck just followed me .. 😐 
just got up , got ready , made coffee and now u wanna tell me my 8 am is cancelled 😑 
the only thing that's ruining friday is all these damn tests i have . 😒 😠 
i am definitely not making it today 😒 #headhurts #needsleep 
USERNAME USERNAME you took the words right out of my mouth 😏 
woke up tryna fight 😒 😒 😒 😒 i'm so violent ! ! ! 😡 😂 
the steadfast love of the lord never ceases; his mercies never come to an en d; they are new every morning; great is your faithfulness lm3:22 
girl plucking her eyebrows on the max at 4:45am . #p dx 
why are you so pretty 😒 ! ? ! ” 
i rushed in to work all to get sent back home 😒 fuck ! 
very cold and foggy west side this morning . clouds/fog will clear but a threat of showers linger through early evening . hi 48 #p dx forecast 
been up since 3:45am . 😳 in serious need of my bed and some big strong arms around me 😏 
downloa d: find the right study for your group | URL URL 
we always argue when one of us is bleeding . smh . this is why god didn't intend two girls to date lmao 😒 
USERNAME oh i bet ! you look like a player .. 😏 
no school today , yet nothing to do . #awesome #bored 
you can see the veins coming out of her forehead ! #gross 
home sick for two days ! i miss my naughty kindergarteners :( doctor again today #yuck 
gotta love waking up early every friday to do thermodynamics homework 😐 
why are you so pretty 😒 ! ? ! ” 
can't wait for this season to be over . 😠 😒 
so exhausted ! ! i feel like crap ! 😑 😑 
that moment when you go to the bathroom and find jizz in the toilet ... #eww #fuckroommates 
USERNAME USERNAME id be scared of your mean mug 😖 😖 you lift more than most dudes bye 
now time for a wonderful trip to the chiropractor . i feel like an old woman . 😒 
never again will i have a 7 am class 😒 
had the coolest dream ever ! it was a mix of the tv shows heroes , alphas , firefly , & terra nova . in one wor d: epic 
i hate driving under 10 over the speed limit when traveling 🚗 😒 #impatientdriver 
woke up to damn early cos my fucken eye was hurting ! now i can't go back to sleep 😒 
trying to fall back to sleep for the past hour & it ain't happening ! 😖 😩 😒 
USERNAME i hate driving under 10 over the speed limit when traveling 🚗 😒 #impatientdriver 
little does my sales rep know i'll be using the 20 dollars i won from him at the vs 😏 
i hate driving under 10 over the speed limit when traveling 🚗 😒 #impatientdriver 
i want to think snooki's baby is cute ... 😒 #butyeah #torn 
i walked to school cause my smart ass left my wallet with my metro card home 😑 
USERNAME lmao like really . its only cause i'm bloated ctfu #disgusting 
USERNAME ard , calm your nipples , youre too hype & smh , & smh tgif , >_< , smh im excited for school becus i did my homework ;* 
USERNAME a little .. 😒 shut up .. i gotta deal with ridlehoover alone today .👎 
it's gonna be one of those days when i'm cold in every class 😒 
USERNAME welcome to my life i'm already at school 😒 🔫 
woke up and couldn't swallow . gonna be a great day 👍 😒 
i don't know how much more of this shitty commute i can take . on top of it all , i'm paying double of what it usually costs to get to work . 😖 
why the freak are we having a fire drill 😒 
gop concerns about a changing electorate are rooted in a real tren d: fewer whites voted in 2012 than in 2008. 
why is there a meeting at 8 am and we just got off 😣 
i'm not going to school at all then . you do that . i'm skipping . that just pissed me off 😒 
for the last 6 months i've been 2 weeks early paying my bills . love being responsible but i haz no life 😣 . #thelife 
web to bed at 12:45 woke up at 6:50 and managed to straighten my hair ? that's when you know 😣 
idk what to wear today because its 40 now but the high is almost 70 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i dare you to bag that light skin jawn 😏 😎 😂 
i have mad long looking for a white boyfriend . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME mooshies you so funny ! ! tv show calle d: 
oh man i'm like dead . i need to sleep earlier . 😖 
i hate the weather change .. stupid allergies . 😡 😒 
no please don't send an email , 8ams should always be cancelled by posting it on the door #rude 
prayer: lord , you will be glorifie d; nations and kingdoms will pass (as always). thank you for abundant #grace and life in #christ jesus . 
i was hoping to wake up with some money in the bank & i didn’t 😒 
it is too early to be up for a make up algebra test .. #nottoohappy 😒 
lets see how today goes ... #onehourofsleep #sleptinachair #thanksbrittany 👎 😒 
USERNAME yay , i guess its suppose to be col d: ) 
USERNAME woow manny im done with you ! ! ! ctfu too earlyy for this >_< , smh u dont got no nipples ? daa fuck ? 
when you see you wish you could unsee .. 😣 
i’m way to damn tired ! like i was really close to calling out cause of how tired i am lol… and the fact i gotta be there til 7 nigga ! 😒 
eww this old lady just made eye contact with me as she left the bathroom without washing her hands . #gross #yanasty 
my frien d: man why you always gotta say goodmorning to black people when they say it first 
i never get a good morning text or call anymore . #fuckery 😒 
ugh .... got called into work 😑 😑 😑 so much for having 2 days off . but that's ok , i need the money ! ! #greatpaycheck 
that awkward moment when you look up and catch someone staring at you <<<< 😒 
i swear i got 100 on that math test . #smart 😏 
my frien d: ohh ! goodmorning ! lmfaoo ... he said that man looks like the bald headed grinch i'm #dead x_x 
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the holiday shopping season is here , so grab your wallet and friends and head over to mo d: 133 west main st ., northville 48167 
i just love the feeling of my wisdom teeth coming in .... 😣 😫 😖 
for breakfast/pa desayuno : percs💊 #face is killin me 😷 😖 @ in the kitchen #team . hungry URL 
super sluggish this morning .. not starting the day out well . 😣 
this girl always come in smelling like smoke and odor <<< #eww 
USERNAME i had to flood your phone and tell you since you were asleep ! d: 
too early to be talking to manny , this is what happens when i tried to get smart with them , smh , karma >_< , hes acting smart -__- 
had way too much fun at dillon francis last night , slept about 3 hours now driving back to new paltz for class 😖 😴 
what would you do if you girl told you she was doing no shave november ? just cause you are #nasty #cutmyshitoff #hairy 
if they wasn't paying us for this meeting i'd say fuck it no lie 😏 
somebody needs to place a cup of coffee in my hand now . i can't get up otherwise . 😑 💤☕ #caffineaddict 
when my mom loves john more than me lmfao <<< 😒 ✋ 
so glad it's friday but knowing i gotta work tonight 😑 
i really dont want you to come to semi ... 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME fuck it ! ! mani i double dog dare you boiiboii 😏 😂 
USERNAME why are you torturing mr , irelyn ? d; it's soo cuutee 
there's so many things wrong with my car 😒 i don't even pay attention anymore .. 
for the recor d: i blame USERNAME for whatever happened last night . cc: USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #justgothome 
morning workouts put me in an amazing mood but when the endorphins wear off its back to 😑 😴 😞 ... #thestruggle 
who doesnt go to first period because their doin their hair ... little ol me >_< 
fuck i only had 10 minutes to get ready d; 
new england's today . one last time with the team . 😞 😭 😖 
mountain dew mixed citrus and cherry for a new drink #ijustdiedalittleinside #ew #nonono took a sip ... #regret 
waking up 2 hours before your alarm ... that's not what's up 😩😫😤 😖 😒 
i really think ol’ boy despises me ! *kanye shrugs* i’m just doing me , though . 😏 
i hope i’m not too old for paper mario: sticker star , since that comes out this weekend . looks like it might be goo d: URL 
we are all here for some special reason . stop being a prisoner of your past . become the architect of your future . 😏 
theres a moth in my room & its huge ;o im scurdd >.< 
my check next pay period ain't gon be shitt . ! ! 😁 😒 😔 
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35 more days until we're all partying like joe haden . #vegas with USERNAME and USERNAME and USERNAME 😏 #comingsoon 
i have a love/hate relationship with having chem first period 😐 
i just love when i spill coffee on my white shirt it makes my day 😖 
would've been a goodmorning if my dumbass stepdad hadnt opened his fuckin mouth 😒 
today's one of those days that takes me hours to do anything cause i'm just dickin around . #lazy #blah 😑 
my fcpx issues encapsulate d: count the clicks/steps required for a j/l cut with an audio only cross fade . it makes me wanna scream . 
i hate being sick ! i can't enjoy this lovely weather 😣 
i'm so tired . but i have to go to math class . 😒 
all this niggas love ah bitch cause they know i'm the truuthh . 😏 
USERNAME i'm not going to edc 😩 nursing school 😏 1st ... meh . lol 
i am soo tire d; been awake since 2 :3 0 a . m . .... hope i'm awake enough to enjoy cancun ! URL 
fatboy just cracked me in the head with a straightner #smh #wildchild #headhurts #rude #lol 
coffee saves me ... it saves other people too 😏 ☕ 
woke up thinking i still get to sleep its the weekend then i remembered still got one day to go 😑 
USERNAME i woke up at 6 :3 0 👍 😒 
- im finna eat these brownies if jayla dont get em 😏 
hi edward , stop creeping on my tweets and reading them out loud at swim practice . 😏 #iknoweverything 
setting your alarm for pm instead if am <<<< 😒 
wot d: through and with god we shall do valiantly , for he it is who shall tread down our adversaries . psa . 108:13 (amp) 
sitting in a seminar from 8 to 4 does not make for a happy friday . #help 😣 
it's always fun being nauseas and taking a train . 😐 
it's nice that we find out our econ midterm grades the day after the test but i'm so nervous i don't even wanna know ..... 😖 
bad thing about living next to an elementary school , fucking crossing guard . never stops blowing that whistle . 😑 
frien d: what do you actually do besides fangirling over greyson ? me: thinking about greyson , stalking him , kissing posters , and loving him . 
USERNAME you have a twin in town ! i totally went to say hey then was like uh maybe that isn't her lol 😐 
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is everybody ready for the change of weather ? make sure your pipes are wrappe d: -) .......... it is season . call me if i can help 6225167 
love when my dad tells me he's gonna put on my brakes for me so i have to pay for brakes but not the labor , lucky girl , perfect da d: ) 
i think i only saw one other biker on the way in this morning #p dx USERNAME URL 
spotte d: USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ray allen , USERNAME eating dinner at USERNAME URL 
aghh someone get me out of this mood ! 😒 
looks @ avi hhmm lol well this is akward 😣 lol 
just lost my breath at what i jus saw . how you doin ? 😏 
i understand you love basketball and all but why do you have a basketball on your bed .. 😐 #confusedaf URL 
i saw a kid get bullied today & i thought of USERNAME 😂 😏 #notmyturnyet 
i think i only went to school one day outtah this week >.< 
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when you get to chemistry and she tells us we didn't have to come to class<<<< 😒 🔫 😡 🔫👎🔫 
i can smell my drag rag from 30 yards away 😖 
s/o to USERNAME on her birthday ! 🎁🎉🎊she is annoying 😒 , but we love her USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i hope i get to go to the football game tonight ! i miss mca yo 😞 😖 😩 
someone feed me im hungry and wit a head ache >.< 
i deleted the music off my phone and forgot i did it ! i'm walking to class just knowing i'm about to vibe and it was a no go 😒 😒 😒 
ugh i really dont wanna go to this calc lecture 😒 
going to the doctor at noon , hope it's not appendicitis . 😒 😩 
well since i'm up this early i'll start on my hair because i think i might go to the movies with some people or just with my boyfrien d: ) 
it's finally friday & i'm not really all excited for it .. just cus i can't even really go out cus i work weekends at my other job 😒 😒 
USERNAME nothing happened though . 😣 i just like taking my pants off when in drunk 
k d8 bxp near lac enterprises franklin oh 33.8°f URL #aprs 10.00b 
cali bound for oregon st and 49er games ! #gobeavs #goniners (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 5 others) URL 
freshman , and jv football boys come out to soccer today . you know what that means . time for some 🐴 kicking . 😏 
USERNAME we are pretty sure ! he said the other kids were right there with my dad 😒 
i love when cars play the i'm gonna stop at a yield sign even though no other car is coming game and i just about rear-end them .. not 😒 
i feel like this class is about 4 hours long 😒 🔫 #statslife 
why must i wake up at the bed part of my dreams ? 😣 ugh now it's time for reality ..... work . 
starting friday off right 😏 #thespecials #2tone #ska #friday #drivingfordays #m @ on the grind at first step URL 
my poops have not been the same since sandy hit lan d: / 
evening lab cancelle d= home earllyy ! ! ! ! 
you know you're far gone , when you can relate to jorge & mateus songs 👎👋 😒 
it's too early for class and i'm too cold 😐 
telling people i can't lie , but secretly being a mastermind . 😏 
i only go down if you keep your grass cut 😏 
why does it have to be hot tomorrow ? i already have the cutest outfit picked out 😣 ❄⛄ 
in all kinds of pain but sure i can wait till monday to go to the dr . 😒 are you serious ? 
thank fucking god for giving me that blessing . #ew ew ew ew ew ew ! ! ! ! ! 
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too much work to do today 😖 come overr USERNAME 
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i haven't even got out of bed and my class starts in 30 minutes .. 😁😴 😐 
why did yohan have to be moved to knox ? ! 😖 😩 #stoptextingme #creeper 
whoevers shedding their hair all over the floors of achs please pck it up #nasty 
ew , these ladies at work all have their trashy tattoos hanging out #putthataway 😣 
USERNAME your city smells like a dump 💩 😖 😷 
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it seems like everyone is having a bad day ... 😐 #truth #eastsurry #onedayatatime #rtifyouagree 
need to get up for class ... andd here we go ! ugh ! 😣 😣 😣 
just walked into a freshman science class thinking i had chem #confused what class do i even have 😣 
the lord is goo d; i made it to friday . 
i should not be this stressed on a friday 😣 
all i know is i didn't do this math i was supposed too do . 😒 
just what i need to start off my morning 😑 nott . 
USERNAME USERNAME listening to old men talk about women kills me #losers #gross 
USERNAME the life of a private schooler ! 👍 😏 👌 
that was the best 30 minute nap ever . until that girl kicked my desk and scared the shit out of me 😑 
running on 3 hours of sleep . yesterday was hot koreans & today is a hot male model . i can do this 😼 ✊ 
so yesterday when i showed my friend that number the kid have me to lol about he ripped it up after , i didn't want it but i find that weird 😒 
i just need to go to dc and kick it . texas is pissing me off 😒 
why is it so hard to trust a guy now days . d: 
every one in my class just left to go on the marketing trip ! and there are only 6 people in class #alone #bored 
i would forget to bring a sweater to school 😑 😖 
eww , i had a dream with my ex in it 😒 
so yesterday when i showed my friend that number the kid gave me to lol about he ripped it up after , i didn't want it but i find that weird 😒 
just laying around ... 😏 id rather not go to school omg 😟 
i have such beautiful hair in the morning #bedhead #yuck #ohwell 
every one in my class just left to go on the deca trip ! and there are only 6 people in class #alone #bored #marketing 
asdfghjkl USERNAME got stacy's mom stuck in my head >.< 
3 friday classes this semester , only 1 next semester . better , but still .. i can't seem to avoid the shits ! >_< 
i hate the girly side of me that you bring out v.v 
i want ivan and that's all i want for christmas i don't care about money or shoes or anything i just wanna see my man 😖 
heading to socal ! @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
this day needs to go by 1233976643567 times faster 😒 
my weekend will consist of me hunting with my boyfriend all weekend . 😁 😒 
talk about no respect smh . like i sai d; ain't shit change and ain't shit about to change ! ! ! ! 
swerve . ! #hbcu #bcu16 #letterman #jacket ✋ 😏 @ bethune-cookman university URL 
exam days are the most nerve wracking days #letmetakeitalready 😖 
thinks people shouldn't carry on phone conversations in a doctors office . #rude #gooutside 
never bite the hand that feeds yu , always watch the hand thats cooking #tunchiiee 😼 
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USERNAME love youu .. i could do a winthrop trip 😏 
and god saw the light , that it was goo d; and god divided the light from the darkness . (genesis 1:4 nkjv) 
man this gon be 3 long days 😖 😩 😢 💔 
smoking :d so i'm happy and outside feels goo d: ) everyone good morning ! :d 
i just wanna go home and sleep in my bed . even though my brother took it 😑 
where is USERNAME ! ? first block is stupid 😒 
wtf so i'm trying to go back to sleep 😁 is only 5:40 i'm so use to the florida time 😒 
USERNAME at the risk of boring or bothering anyone may i repeat you , letterman & colbert for me is all i nee d: ) stubeef , coldbeer&411 
this kid just rode the flyer from johnson to duda . like really ? it's not that cold out . what a little 😼 😼 😼 
USERNAME isn't that a nice wor d: serene . i like a person who uses that word . am so proud of public radio in this election & late storms . 
USERNAME i don't think you are , caleb . 😏 
having 2 scoops of #inov8 for breakfast (@ i d8 ) URL 
1608: those extra ten minutesof sleep never makeyou less tire d; they justmake you late . you cando it , bro . get out of bed . #brotips 
i wish east noble had random 2 hour delays when i was still there ... 😒 
i seriously just need to skip work and go shopping today . 😒 👠👗👢👛💄💍 
it's friday , but i'm not excited , because i have work at 6 tomorrow morning and work at 5 sunday morning ! 😒 
didn't get to to #huntin this morning cause i accidently slept to late haha dangg it . 😒 
i didnt bring a lot of warm clothes 💨💨💨 😣 😣 
for only working 40 hours my check looks pretty good 😏 
80% shade tree problems are soil relate d: compaction , excessive mulch , raise in grade , limited space , etc . #tciexpo 
yanno i casually look like this too when i am 😒 URL 
this girl , my god , shut up and let other people finish their arguments in class without screaming out #rude 
i would get a terrible migraine the day i tour the white house 😖 so . much . pain . 
i might puke on my math test😫 😖 😲 💀 
#thingsmydaddytaughtme how to shoot a gun at 7 😏 👏🔫 #texasgirl #gunpoint 
i'm bouta get mad ion feel like driving back home then having to drive back out this way 😑 
... and then he let me take it and i had no clue 😒 
i just rushed to get ready cause i thought my school started in 10 minuets when it starts in an hour .. 😒 
what i hate 😒 : • mondays • math • slow texters • waking up early • being wrong • being bored • low battery • drama 
that annoying moment when you have to be at school 😒 
wtf ? done with class 45 mins early ? i hate it ! i dont have class 'till 11 😒 
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USERNAME not sure what i can do anymore because cody is car-less & needs me to trolly him on errands 😐 
these contacts been in my eyes for too long >.< 
USERNAME i know right-i heard her comment . #uneccasary #rude 
it's a lovely friday , my lil boos ! seize it ! take what's yours and get rid of what you do not nee d: people , places and things ! #happy 
i can't stand these people . good thing i'm about to be stuck in a car with them for 12 hours . 😒 
i know my friends are gonna have fun at edc but damnn i can't wait for that shit to be over so i don't have to read about it anymore 😒 🙅 
USERNAME i'm tempted bam bam i'm on the edge i swear i am 😒 
i wanted to curl my hair today , but i just can't bring myself to it . 😒 
“USERNAME come to my house today ! #bored USERNAME <-- ok :) lol 
USERNAME we are not good at this planning thing 😑 
my x boss tried to threaten me .... yea aiight 😒 
maybe if i could shake my head and forget all the things u sai d; maybe i'd feel better about letting u go ... 
thank you siri for making my friends laugh this morning . my post was 2 rea d: full of gods joy this morning lol and i still am ! ! #thankful 
dreamt about skunks raiding my home , killing them and running away so they don't spray me .... #ew 
mornings off from work are always goo d; but i can't sleep more than six hours :( 
acordar as 5h30 porque tem umas sanfonas ao seu lado não é legal , porra . 😡 😤 😑 
USERNAME the game's probably over , but its friday so take a shot for me ! 😏 😂 
im am happy not just because barack obama re-elected but also thomas peterffy's boring commercials disappeare d: ) 
shout out to USERNAME today ! happy birthday friend ! praying for gods blessings on you and your beautiful fam ! you're love d: ) 
USERNAME i don't >_< you staying at work or goin home ? 
USERNAME don't kill the cat ! 😲 😵 😼 🔫 
the inevitable has happene d: handsome ol' george p . bush is going to run for office . URL 
the inevitable has happene d: handsome ol' george p . bush is going to run for office . URL 
definitely feelin a little sore today , but for all the right reasons 😏 
i'm tired as shit of you not treating me like i treat you . 😒 
i finally google d: which candidate won florida ? answer: they're still counting ! #cmonman 
“USERNAME #mentionto your friend who never washes their hair ." 😖 USERNAME 
not sure why USERNAME thinks its easier to tweet than text #youhavemynumber 😏 
reality check: “USERNAME be forewarne d: your #knowledge is decaying ... (via USERNAME #career #worklife | URL 
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someone come knock me the fuck out so i can sleep d; 
USERNAME karen , i thank you , cause , our good lord sai d: 
that feeling when you know you could sleep for another 5 hours but you have to get up 😑 
USERNAME they still playing 😑 eww weak ass football lmao when does basketball season start 
bloomsburg's entire campus is like one big set of steps 😒 
why u was liken all ma stuff lol ? my boyfriend think we tlkn or sumthyn >_< 
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idk how ima go mountain biking with my arm like this >.< stupid explore austin ^.< 
good thing i already have a research paper on beowulf 😏 
brain scans that mess up your hair . not cool . 😐 
USERNAME ctfu imma be late , ohh wells , >_< , im still at my house when im supoose to leave the house 20min ago & hbu ? 
USERNAME my tits are sore from your damn arm workout 😣 
when obama has served his 2nd term , ill be 28 #eww ! 
USERNAME lol , i've notice d; ) thank you very muuch ! 
USERNAME why u was liken dem tweets my boyfriend think we tlkn or sumthyn >_< 
USERNAME come tf home damn your so inconsiderate , you have ppl tht miss you sheesh >.< just rude ! 
working all these crazy ass hours .. payday will be nice but fuckk me 😒 
USERNAME hahaha i know , intoxicated add rants 😐 & i hope i do ! lets do something tonight ! 
why run back that hurt you the first time ? he will hurt yo ass again ! 😒 you can do way better 
how am i supposed to survive this friday when diet pepsi is out of order on the fountain pop machine ? ! ? 😖 #caffeine 
my parents aren't gonna take it too well when they find out tho . that tuition shit ? nonrefundable 😒 
*cringes* yeah , that looks reeaallyy bad on my part . d: 
there must be either a dead cat or a giant pile of cat poo outside of the bookstore entrance of the su ! lol #ew #nasty 
i haven't had school for two weeks now but i've been up by 8 everyday thanks to isabel 😑 
shouldn't be getting out of bed but i need to go to class 😑 
liking posts on facebook truly proves to jesus you love him and not satan 😑 
indian dude sai d; don't play w/god-us spent $3 trillion on wars to destroy sadam hussain-god made a dude named hussain president of america 
we've beat boone the past two years , we got this shit 😏 #eaglenation #beatboone #ehs 🔴⚪ 
why run back to person that hurt you the first time ? he will hurt yo ass again ! 😒 you can do way better 
rt you tweet like fifty times a minute im always twitching you 😏 
USERNAME i'm sorry . my dog is an asshole 😐 maybe she just needs to be around nicer dogs ? 
that one classmate who asks the teacher can we grade homework early ..... 😑 😑 #die 
starting to wonder why i even study for physical science . #f 😒 
when media asked reggie why he's still a colt .. he replie d: ! #reggiewayneisarockstar 
checking myself out in the microwave has become a new morning routine .... #badhabits 😒 
i wouldn't wish this pain on even my worst enemy 😖 😷 😭 
USERNAME kaya nga eh :-) goo d: -) i'm doing pretty fine :-) 
happy birthday to the realest teacher ever USERNAME 😁 😏 🎉 
USERNAME 😑 😑 what did you do ? i see you forgot about curfew . 
guess i'll spend my morning washing my car ... 😏 
USERNAME psh , i feel awesome ! ... 😖 #wahh 
how am i the first person at the doctors office , yet i'm still in the room waiting 😒 #hurryup . 
USERNAME -.- go back to bed you sick puppy #eww 
need my laptop fixe d; hate mobile facebook n twitter 
USERNAME i'm in the process of deciding/changing my major so i have to wait until i decide/paperwork goes through/i can get overrides 😑 
USERNAME true forgot you can't go hard with your friday obligations and all 😏 
so glad it's the weekend . that means college football all day tomorrow . 😏 #goirish 🍀🏈 #ndnation #cantstopus 
flavored water is the worst , they need to keep it separate from the regular water for the unobservant 😣 
i never study for my test and i always make good grades 😏 
USERNAME best bon d: peterson (boise st); best villain: les miles—the mad hatter ! 
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you just have to wonder about some people ... 😒 
pray for our president , his heart is ready to receive from go d: URL 
cooling listening to kendrick lamar talking bout clappas with mrs . demby 😏 
how can you see who unfollowed you so you can unfollow them back ! ! 😐 
guy behind me just said 😒 um excuse me sir , that's something you never joke about . ever . #dumbass 
for 50 minutes i never understand a word my teacher is saying 😐 
USERNAME i can't come today :-( my mom isn't working after all and she doesn't want to get up and take me 😑 😩 😒 
why are you even surprised he's cheating or is talking to other girls like wtf he alway has been . this goes to like 10 females on here 😒 
doing it the medstat (rea d: ghetto) way ! (@ medstat ems) URL 
if i text you and you that a year and some odd days to text back the only thing you will get a period or swerve 😒 
standby flight maneuver succesful (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 6 others) URL 
the taste in your mouth after having spoiled milk #yuck #shoppingtime 
dear young professional men of the worl d: the black shoes you wear with your suit don't go with jeans on friday . buy some fucking loafers . 
i laid me down and slept; i awake d; for the lord sustained me . (psalms 3:5 kjv) 
music all day ! spirit day ! #friday #school #spirit #day #jammin #hhouse #music #bored @ coral gables high school URL 
i want to keep napping , but yah know i got clase de espanol 😐 
when i think too much i get a headache . 😐 
gotta take my hair , wash it , & that good stuff before class .. 😑 
USERNAME 😒 😣 😖 😠 no , no i don't . #stupid711 
i get so annoyed when people upload a pic for throwback thursday and its of something that happened a month ago 😑 
bitch , no . it's 8 in the morning . 😒 URL 
a student held a seminar entitled and if you didn't guess by now , her answer was no one ...... nigga please . 😒 
mva ! 😒 @ maryland motor vehicle administration (mva) URL 
i never thought i'd stoop as low as to wearing sweat pants , a sweatshirt , and tennis shoes to class ... but that day ... was today 😒 
gr , haven't talked to my lesbro is like 45837392 years ! >_< 
my whole morning been threw off and i don't like it 😣 
literally am here to click my iclicker , i should be passed out with USERNAME & USERNAME hungover in myrtle 😒 
just got a flu 💉 now waiting to be seen per my 😣 headache & 😖 migraine sufferings . 
why am i up right now ... i don't have class until 11 😒 
😑 not texting you back since you dunno' how to text me back . 😠 😠 😠 
i think scheduled my oral spanish exam for 10 😑 
how many times have u called her ? 5. ok how many times did u really call her ? 17. yea u guys r fine . no problems there 😏 
the day after is always the hardest ... #fuckwick #noclasses #goinghome 😏 
bro this on bitch next to me was staring at me and i felt it and i look over to look at her and she still was staring 😦 😐 #tf 
USERNAME nm , my desk phone uses several . it’s actually 10+ d: 
omg this damn phne keep ringing waking me up .. i'm bout to be ma d: ( ughh 
registered for my last semester at adelphi .. where did the time go ? 😐 
studying for a makeup english vocab quiz i have to take #stupidschoolstuff #waitingonmyteachertogethere #bored #english 
USERNAME USERNAME were ate y'all at i'm sitting by myself >.< lol 
this is my face right now cuz i don't wanna go to work -> 😣 >_< 
good morning ppl ! ! even though y'all don't say it back ! #rude 
yay morning time ! too bad i have fitness testing . push-ups are soo much fun 😒 
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late for every 11am class i have because i can't get out of bed but i've been at the nail salon since 8:55 without complaint 😑 #priorities 
my dad asked me to put his bag in the back seat and told me not to drop it because 😏 😄 
school for 12 years , college for 4 years ... then you work until you die . just great ! 😖 
im in pain an i feel like shit . i would like to have him now . my mood 😒 
spotte d: USERNAME (puck) enjoying the olive oil ice cream at USERNAME he tweeted me that he loved it ! URL 
no bite marks , no scratches , and no hickies .. 😏 
the fact we don't have a football game today . <<<< 😞 😔 😣 👎☀❄🌌🍁🍃🍂🌿🌾🏈 
#confession i've always wanted to be a doctor 😁 ☺ 😏 
& everybody laughs i'm like what :o they say cause i'm blonde . >.< 
the only good thing about hospital food is the price #gross #idrathereatshit URL 
so i took the shotgun off the wall and i fired two warning shots: into his head 😏 
can my 20th hurry up and come . tired of being a teenager . 😒 
i hate girls that think its cute to participate in no shave november . 😒 
my head 😣 my back 😣 my legs 😣 #dafack 
please stop talking so close to my face with your nasty ass coffee breath #ew #backup 
really excited for this but 4 ? ! ! ! srsly . 😑 URL 
pretty sure my music professor is on something . this lesson is about african music ... but she's talking about mozart . 😑 
let every soul be subject unto the higher powers . for there is no power but of go d: the powers that be are ordained of god . romans13:1 
14:14 wa2usa (dennis) on w4t/su-025 (little bald knob , 1359m , 10pt) 7.033 cw: *cq cq at 22 wpm . s/n=14 db at w2r dx {via rbngate} [ku6j] 
i do not want to go to the school ! ! 😒 
i must look like jamie foxx because my girl is the fancy type 😏 👌 
my back right now . can't flipping move . a lower back massage is highly needed 😩😫 😣 😢 
i just want today to end so i can spend all my money 😒 
when you own a truck you really do learn the value of a dollar 😐 
USERNAME well i can't skip atom time so have fun 😒 
pulled the shorts out today ! lets hope i made a good choice 😏 
class getting cancelled is awesome except when you don't find out until you get to class ... and have to wait an hour for your next class 😑 
i can't change my @ name to supremedruglord cause it's too long . 😒 
so who's smokin on that mary jane this morning ? 😏 
what's becoming painfully obvious from my twitter fee d: the gop really should have ran david frum as its prez candidate . 
i wish i could have gone to the convocation stupid school took all of my funds 😒 
it makes me so freaking mad when people have their instagrams on private , ugh 😑 
god is go d; you are not ! relax ! 
cuff your nigga cause hoe i'll gett'em all them stacks i'll make that nigga spend'em , make him eat my 😼 like dinner . ! 
i like friday's soo much ! that i wake up at the crack of dawn just to make sure i fully enjoy my friday ... 😑 
bitch niqqas dhats dhat shitt i dont like 👉💩 😐 🙅 
just trying to fall asleep again . #comeon 😒 😴 
looks like i'll have to get a new iphone charger since my dog decided to chew on mine . 😑 
eww why is it cold >_< this better be worth it ! ! 
USERNAME confuse d: what mutual funds , retirement accts , iras pay dividends . fixed income seniors can't sustain more tax . 
there's literally 13 people in this class 😒 why am i here 
USERNAME come back to me , i don't wanna get up for class 😴 😖 
everytime i feel like i do good on a test i get a bad grade 😒 
shower and then shopping with my sister and mikey 👌 😏 
idk if its a good idea to have class at 8am next semester 😐 
wanna know who your true friends are ? act broke . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME peter don't threaten a cheerleader ! ! ! 😒 👊💥👊💥 #westicktogether 
my boyfriend isn't going to school today so i have permission to look like shit 😏 
i want your vagina . give it to me .. #whyareyousoweird ? 😐 
of course there's a fucking crying baby . 😒 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 
i'm all the dumb characters in chicken little .... yay me ! 😣 
i can't bring no gum around black people 😒 they will chase my ass down feeling like temple run man and shit 
USERNAME USERNAME i ain't no back up side hoe 😒 ✋ keep your bed ill sleep alone fuckers 
if i had a big dog , in the city , i would train him to piss in the storm drains ... not all over the sidewalk . #gross 
USERNAME i saw ms dodson this morning she remembered me 😒 haha 
today is gonna be a very #long #boring day at #work . ugh 
the election was based off some real racist shit smh 😒 
now that i've mastered eggs . time to master bacon . today i burnt it . 😐 
anesas alarm has went off 15 times by now .. maybe its time for her to wake up , just maybe 😑 😂 
i wake up early but take forever to get out if bed . 😑 
have to pee but i refuse to get up ... #communitybathroomproblems 😔 😒 
“USERNAME the early wor d: restaurant jezebel is like eating at a rich person's house URL but with terrible #branding . 
USERNAME thank you davi d: ) your good works will be known to my sons & daughter :) thank mr . axelro d: ) 
be like henry for d: apprentice yourself in failure URL 
not in a good mood and definitely not nice today . you might wanna stay out of sight . #goodmorning #annoyed 😣 💩👎 
namigay nga si kuya ng pagkain , maanghang naman . namigay ka pa . >.< 
USERNAME lol , maybe . i have two cards too 😖 
just gonna stay in bed and sleep today . #soundsgood #sick #hateit 
USERNAME even better 😒 i hope she loses all feeling in her tongue . 
i like how the whole world txt me goodmorning but the one i want most too didnt 😒 #fuckhim 
USERNAME USERNAME don't let me catch you at breakfast this morning 😒 
i , at least , attempted to take notes . 😒 URL 
i swear this shit is mdma without the happy feeling . my pupils are huge , my heart rate is up , and i feel the need to chew everything ..... 😐 
went to school today , the door was locked , i was knocking for like 10 minutes , no answer so i just came back home .. i hate hlc 😒 
twitter = (t)houghts (w)hich (i) (t)ype (t)hat (e)veryone (r)eads . 😏 
USERNAME i can't take him as a man without his beard . #nothot #growitback #yuck 
i should really still be livid , but there really is nothing i can do :/ #hateit #andyou 
USERNAME i did the same thing ! caramel coffee all over my car 😐 
te dx umiami (past) revise d: coral gables , florida , united states — fri nov 02 at 14:00 #te dx umiami URL 
philosophy might be a decent class if i didn't have to sit and listen to this lecture at 8 am #boring #needmoresleep 
my teammates have been sick for the past couple of weeks 😑 
had to wake up only for my least favorite class , since my other morning class got cancelled . not happy right now 😒 😒 😒 
i feel bad for those who have school all day long , when i get to go back to bed in less than a half hour 😏 
oh wait but i have to go to work 😒 
work picture ! #bored #beard #beardgang @ high meadow apartments URL 
day: 9 #school #twitter #smartboard #progressreport #computer #classroom #cooling #introbca #bored @ whs URL 
my friend told me i'm basically one of the guys 😂 😒 gee thanks lol 
10 more hours of this and i will surely blow my head off . #horsesaleproblems 🐴 😣 🔫 
i dont want to play budget .. all my stuff is gone . d: 
cortney stop stop stop over thinking everything ! ! ! ! 😒 😣 
my fucking tooth is killing me 😖 😖 😖 😖 
when i talk with you , i can't stop smiling . 😏 
definitely no class on fridays next semester 😔 😣 😴 
all i need on my withdrawl bform is my teacher's signature . & i can't get in touch with him >.< 
this is where i'm at 7a . m ✈✈ 😖 @ phoenix sky harbor baggage claim URL 
why did i find the most beautiful jacket on garage and it's only in a large 😒 🔫 
i just had the scariest dream ever 😢 😢 😫 😖 
*trev gets in car* him: we are going to be late . ... 😐 me: that's not an option . *slams on gas* 
wish i had someone 2 take care of me 😒 i feel like shit vommiting and a migraine ugh i hate this ! 
i hate when people are like . i can't look good for myself ? damn . 😒 
except when i have to ride my bike in it at 6:45 am 😐 🚲👎❄ 
the fact they played asap on the morning show and his concert is tomorrow .... but i'm not going d: 
USERNAME i hope not d; lol i hate them doctors they always say the same thing -.- 
sa d: pictures of mothers carrying young children tbrough barbwire fences in syria to flee violence in turkey . refugees that have fled = 120k 
rt USERNAME sad morning for lakewood p d: officer shot and killed overnight . first fatality in history of lpd . suspects in custody . 
USERNAME see what i mean ! you wish you could draw this goo d; ) URL 
i wish USERNAME was in palm bay so she could do my hair for my aunts wedding tomorrow .. 😣 cuz i'd be lookin fresh thoo ! 
come to the conclusion i sincerely hate public speaking 😒 #gladthatsover 
i wasn't really diggin the whole playing with dead flies and growing e . coli . 😒 
USERNAME at least you had a good start to your morning .. 😒 
USERNAME didn't leared the secon d: are amazing . zip up and done . no swaddling . no worrying . easy diaper changes . 
this bitch stay tryna give us a pop quiz 😑 😠 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm just fucking with you buddy . chill . don't get to hostile . 😏 
someone got lost . i this cubicle is taken . #eww #spider @ harrison school district #2 admin building URL 
i think i just saw a ghost ! ! d: 
i hate when gas stations don't have premium gas . that's the only thing i can put in my car 😒 
USERNAME learned with our secon d: are amazing . zip up and done . no swaddling . no worrying . easy diaper changes . 
i don't care how old you are , if you don't respect me i'm not respecting you . 😒 
i get off at 7 tomorrow , yal should know what that means 😏 
the only thing worse than having no food in your house is having so much food that you can't decide what to eat 😣 😣 😣 😣 😠 
really ? ! ? ! ? such bad luck .... 😣 😔 
ashton's going shopping without me today so i'm having to go through online websites and send her pictures of what to buy 😣 
this guy came to class smelling like onions ... #yuck 
man ! fuck this work ! ! ! ! >.< URL 
i need to get my finger tattoo touched up 😒 
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left my id somewhere at school in one of my classes . 😒 
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and hope maketh not ashame d; because the love of god is shed abroad in our hearts by the holy ghost which is given to us . -romans 5:5 
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unwanted erection right before class ends . #fuucckk #lol #awkward 😳 😶 😏 
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this kid next to me has been staring at his book since class started lol #heishigherthantheclouds ☁☁☝ 😑 
why do ppl still have eggs as avis tho ? ? 😒 
hurting soo ba d: ( wonder if it has anything to do with last night 
i thought niggas was shootin but its a nail gun 😑 😂 
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do they really cone to school in their pajamas ... #nasty 
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the sad part is that it's a friday , but feel like a monday 😒 
laughing at the irony of finishing a run at the door of voodoo doughnut in p dx . 
good thing i keep my stash in my shoes 😏 
i want to go back to sleep but i feel like i can't 😒 
i try to be early to work but of course two trains end up skipping my stop making me late anyways 😠 😒 
pf smells like the inside of the hhs pool right now #why #gross 
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how do you wake up and be bored ? ? ! 😳 only me 😏 
USERNAME i wish i was there with you d; have fun ! ! ! ! 
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i love those mornings that u realize revolutionary thoughts were racing through your mind last night but u can't remember them >_< 
my wake up call this morning from my bf . yes people , my best friends name in my phone is biff . we're weird like that 😏 URL 
whats the point of a relationship if u gonna cheats jus stay the fuck sinlge cuz u jus breaking another heart that dont need to be broken >.< 
i'm wearing my jean jacket d: ... i'm about to die todaay . 
USERNAME song is like 3 years old ... now people wanna be a fan once he has an album smh 😒 
so the dirty bitch ashley is outside talking to my mom . 😒 
as much as i liked one of my instagram followers , i'm legit starting to hate this bitch . ! 😒 
class couldn't go any slower right now 😣 🔫 just wanna leave ! ! ! ! ! 
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the prophet sai d: 'there are two blessings that many people fail to make the most of: good health and free time .' (sahîh bukhârî) 
#iwillneverunderstand why people always wanna wake me up 😑 😡 
😏 USERNAME USERNAME i like that song too .. ” 
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payday would be so much more amazing if my parents didn't take money out of my account . 😑 
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went grocery shopping yesterday , and left half of the stuff i bought in my car . 😒 😒 😒 
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the awesome part about my job is one its salary and two i get 96's all the time ergo why i'm not at work today 😏 
i wish connects were up this early i hate waitingg 😒 
agenda for this weeken d: netflix , sleep , eat , sleep , netflix , sleep . #recoveryweekend 
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maybe we reached the mountain to peak & there's no more love to climb 😏 
mexican lady come to work everyday with her 🐫🐱 showing lol 😏 
you'd think 30 combined hours of studying for organic chem would pay off ... nope 😲 😖 
fck yeaah bitch throw it back , don't be scared of it . 😏 
people overreact too easily . being stressed sucks . i really don't need this right now . 😒 
i've got an idea why we pick out the three most boring books to read ! #literatureproblems 😑 
who's bright idea was it to have this long ass train go through a college town 😑 😒 
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it amazes me how many times a girl can say in one sentence 😑 
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it takes 11 muscles to smile . it takes 12 muscles to frown . and 0 muscles to not give a fuck . 😏 
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USERNAME i'm taking a survey from my be d: how many pillows do you sleep with ? 
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my ears are killing me >_< thankfully i'm only working 11-5. 
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my head hurts so bad i don't even want to go look for my car 😭 😣 i hate my life . 
entering this special day like i entered the worl d: naked and crying 
that moment when you sit down in class and realize your bookbag is empty 😑 
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i wanna like christmas shop so bad . but i'm kinda like ... broke . in the sense that i have reserved money that i can't spend 😒 
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there's something about winter time that brings back so many memories 😔 😣 😕 
i wish i'd get my freaking cosmo already . aren't i supposed to get it before the stores ? #femaleprobz 😐 
cramps are for the birds , this shit hurts 😤😩 😒 
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lol the one week i don't go to school there's a lockdown and USERNAME got hit by a car . #whatthefuck 😑 at least he isn't dead ... #awk 
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my day is about to be busy as hell , i'm beyond tired , and i feel a mild headache coming on . i have complaints for days 😒 
i have my staff trained so well , when they see before classes they have my coffee already for me 😏 
i have the most painful hiccups ever right now :( what the hell 😷 😣 #ouch 
feeling good , livin better , how yu thou ? ! 😏 @ newland URL 
i hate teachers that put both a and c , all the above , none of the above in half the questions they give you . 😑 
well i feel like somebody stomped my back out 😒 
got the day off . gotta work tomorrow tho 😑 #meh 
when people walk up to you and give you the answers to the spanish test . omg . lol >.< 
really over watching movies in this class . #waste #college #religion #boring #tired 
why am i extra tired this morning ? i crashed at like 8. 😑 😴 
i feel like im going to fail that shittyy test >.< lol 
algebra ..... stop it ... behave ! -.- #annoyed #bored 
thank god theres no practice im drained as fuck d; 
i can't leave this bed .. its so comfyy d; ! 
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all week i thought it was friday and now that it's friday i think it's wednesday ! 😖 i have issues ! 
if your old enough to be my dad you shouldn't be hitting on me #gross 
i'm gonna be so mad if i drive to victoria and my class gets cancelled again . 😒 
USERNAME handled that problem so professionally 😏 enjoy your friday ! 
when you're 3/4 of the way through the semester and someone steals your seat . 😒 
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USERNAME 😑 😑 😑 no stomach having ahh nigga know she was holding a nigga hostage . 
😒 i'm just going to study and be in there early monday and ready to take the test . 
daddy was sitting on the plane playing crash bandicoot . 😐 
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now how to get her number while sitting next to a grandpa and i have the window seat 😒 
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or i could say , gotta work tomorrow ... so i took today off ! 😏 #glasshalffull 
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update on bathroom quest: no bathrooms on second floor , no bathrooms in basement , locked bathroom on first floor 😒 
just saw the most beautiful girl ever last class ! 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME well whatever it is you know it has to be black 😣 
when USERNAME doesn't have his phone <<<< #bored #goingtosleep 💤 
good morning USERNAME , have a good day 😏 😄 
getting this assignment done today ! i'm such a procrastinator ... 😐 
close reading and satire give me a headache 😭 😒 #ih8apenglish 
yay now its on my mind . fucking dope 😒 👎 
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oh the irony of one perfectly shaped eyebrow 😒 URL 
miami people complaining about the cold , saying its freezing .... 😑 lol URL 
no one cares about your kids or wife or how much money you have . #shutup 😒 
bitches gone wana go on a date 😏 😂 😂 
don't know which is more annoying this morning . my crazy dream or my killer stomach ache . #ew #canyounot 
my phone gets so much love during the day an then it juss slowly dies down 😑 
nap before work . i think so . it's gonna be a long day . 💤 😒 
USERNAME yeah u studied a lot and then this morning she told us that we can use our notes 😒 
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i can't wait to hear from my boyfriend today ! this whole not being able to text or call really sucks 😒 😞 
went to five guys with babe yesterday ... every single worker there thought i was chinese ... they were all spanish 😐 . 
i miss my long hair 😩 😭 😫 but some how i just end up cuttin my hair shorter & shorter 😒 
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my mom thinks i'm dying .... she's not to far off . 😏 
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great i dropped my phone and cracked it even more 😒 
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dear hair on my hea d; please be nice so i have time to nap before work ! 
my dreams have been so fucked up 😏 😵 😦 
thankkss guys for leaving me all alone with no ride ! ill just go eat all of your food now 😏 
all important questions have now been answere d: URL #whatif #science ! 
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some people just take waay too many pictures of themselves .. 😒 
USERNAME if you saw the email i did that to last week i think you would change your min d; ) 
cant even go back to sleep every 2 seconds his phone going on 😒 
when i'm reading my twitter fee d: normal tweets . when strutz takes my laptop: fuck fuck weed sex shit #welcometomylife 
annoying ass fire alarm got me freezing my ass off outside 😖 🚨 
ufc is on at 6am tomorrow .. 😒 .. it's not the same wen you have to record it and watch it later . 
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i flat lie d; ; mf'er trynahh talk to me with my hair all over my hea d; ; smmfh 
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going back to sleep cus i can 😏 😌 💤 
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for everybody in ames who isn't on the roa d: go pick up a copy of the USERNAME for our annual hoops edition . it's pretty awesome . 
clearly define d; if not too clear to find . 
omg braiding my own hair for my sew in is a process .... this the only time i wish i had short hair smh >_< 
of course the one time that i'm actually on time for class and the teacher isn't here 😒 
the new facebook app is confusing me . 😣 why must they change so often . #confused 
have respect for your coach as a person and as some one who hold authority . #rude 
and when i thought my morning couldn't get any worse , i walked on the other side of my bed and my dad has thrown up on the floor #disgusting 
why does anybody think that driving 20 mph is acceptable ! 😐 
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i ain't have sex in like 2 months ... 😖 fuck man 
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i love some USERNAME but those commercials are awful on the USERNAME ... smh 😒 4mins of show 5mins of commercials 
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bitch next to me turned the page in her nb and i'm over here muggin like bitch why you crinkling paper . 😒 📖 
and you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone , cause the times they are a changin' 😏 
i think i have tests in every one of my classes today 👎👎 😐 😑 
i really hate the smell of cough drops . #ew 
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meanwhile on the roa d: i found a way to charge my phone and we're outside oklahoma city or something . #isd2ut 
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payday ! ! ! #excited #boyfriend kicked me out of bed >.< 
bouta go to this job of mine after genetics .... 😩 😒 😐 
why are there so many smelly people coming in this week ? #ew 
when i have my phone , no one wants to text me ... but when my mom takes it up the whole damn world wants to text me 😑 
every time i eat greasy fried foods my stomach hates me for it . 😣 
i need USERNAME 2 help me bake non burnt/dry cupcakes 😞 & USERNAME 2 help me make liquados&oatmeal🍧 but they're both in narnia ! 😒 
forgot i was sick until i coughed 😒 😷 it's gunna be a long ass day/night #readysetgo 😔 
teacher is teaching .. and i'm here tweeting .. #boring #highschoolproblems #spanishclasa 
having a dog is so much like having a kid .... i'm never having kids #ilovetosleep #tooexpensive #gross 
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ice bath .... two words that should have never been put together #hateit 
i eat so well than i ruin it with hot sauce 😒 
our dorm room is a 2 person frat house USERNAME #gross 
woke up ina good mood & i already got im trouble >.< omgawwd 
i feel bad that i never text people back sometimes , mostly cause in always with people and have no point to text anyone 😣 😣 😣 
the video we just watched in health😷 😖 😩 #helpme 
about to go eat some breakfast then get my study on 😑 
well that just put a major damper in my day 😒 
ju i know you .. that shit aint changing . haha rt USERNAME 😑 everybody is gonna roll with the huh lol 
but then .. he might not even know lol >.< 
been sitting here listening to a song called as i pretend to listen to my teacher . if only she knew what i'm hearing . #nasty 
gotta love waking up for a discussion that ends up being ten minutes long 😑 
i don't need no more tatts i got two sleeves my tat guy saying you better come back wtf 😑 lol um no 
i still have 3 more pages of notes to do🔫 😒 
my last rt ! ! ! still wondering why this women would name her new born twins barack obama and mitt romney ! ! 😒 😒 😒 🙅 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME on netflix . coffee and laying in bed . just did the gf and the morning would be complete . damn work 😒 
drove 900 miles straight to get home last night ... not much sleep got a lot to do this weeken d; should still be fun tho 
worst feeling ever is not knowing where your wallet is 😖 😣 
lost my voice nd shit last nite 😒 😒 …. 
walk out of my apartment to see the bus pulling away 😣 👎 
nothing pisses me off more then when i press a button on an elevator and someone gets on and presses that same exact button 😒 
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USERNAME i want to go visit (rea d: party in) europe when i graduate . had to run it by the missus . ;) 
these hoes get boyfriends and then don't never wanna do shit #boring 
mann , how the fuck they gonna give someone a lot and they can't even show up to work on time to open it ! smfh 😒 
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my face when mrs clarke said the test was gonna be on first marking perio d: 😩 
slept 12 hours last night on accident and now i feel worse than i do on days i get less than 6 😴 😣 #spoonie #fibro 
like wth they had to move laura's car out of the way to tow mine 😒 😖 
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i'm so tired though i went to sleep at 12:00 😒 😭 
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this girl stays complaining on twitter -_- this is twitter not dr . phil 😒 
cant go back to sleep because my stomach hurts d; 
good morning USERNAME , have a nice day 😏 😄 followback ? 
i wear just a shirt and i'm cold .. i put on a jacket and i'm hot .. i can never win in this school 😐 
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i just wanna lay in be all day .. too bad i have a million things to do #strugglin 😑 
700 e middlefield r d; 20002-hit and run no injuries; nov 9 2012 5 :3 2am [1] occrd wb 237 on maude ofr (121109gg00294) 
i barely got to say good morning to my coworker phones been ringing off the hook 😑 geez memphis chill out 
good morning USERNAME , have a blessed day 😏 😄 followback ? 
nov 8th #thankful today is 2 months USERNAME and i have been marrie d: )) 
good morning to everyone ! i'm just so happy to be awake right now ! i would not rather be asleep ! 😒 sarcasm . 
come on 10, where are youu ? ? ? you're supposed to be here 5 minutes ago d: 
USERNAME because you drank ! why would you do that to yourself ? ! 😖 😖 😖 
lil wayne has no problem eating hairy boxes . u shouldn't either 😒 
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USERNAME calls me while i'm in a dead sleep .. to tell me she sent me a picture . i look at the picture . girl appeared in my dreams #eww 
i'm really about to blow this test ! lawdd ... 😖 
USERNAME dropped a piece of candy on the floor & ate it ! >.< 
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uh oh ... looks like someone got a taste of the bad guy ... haha hate to say it(not really) but i told you so 😏 
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on the bolt bus to d . c . ! nap time . 😑 🚍 
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#iwillneverunderstand why it's so damn hard for me to catch a fucking break . it's always one thing after another . #fuckmeright ? 😒 😣 
i hate when im listening to music on my phone and then someone decides to call me 😒 
USERNAME the new philadelphia #walmart in ohio is just plain dirty . the parking lot is a trash dump . bathrooms are horrible . #gross 
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USERNAME without me or USERNAME . . i understand , lmao 😑 
what the hell is going on ? ? ? 😖 
why am i up ? -,- i can't sleep in anymore . 😒 
well my plan to drink all weekend is lookin like 💩 because i am working tonight and tomorrow night 😒 😠 
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haydyn deleted some of my apps on my phone & i don't know how to get them back 😒 
alicia has to work 11 am - 9 pm 😑 😠 😔 
the bacon got to me >.< ... crazy time :d 
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no offense but if i've blown you off over 4 times in a row- you should prolly just give up lol #learn 😑 
someone needs to stop ripping ass in this class . #nasty #gotothebathroom 
i'm definitely getting sick , i'm in a sweatshirt and sweatpants and i'm still freezing 😖 
wearing moccasins when it's snowing is not a good idea 😒 
i love being the only male in the office so i can listen to the girls talk about anal bleaching ... #gross #tfif 
i put that pussy in my face , i ain't got no worries 😏 ! 
vowing not going to buy anything from USERNAME 'til i get to the retail location in p dx in a few weeks . yeah , i'm not convinced either . 
i hate when my suckahbutt takes 5323678 years to text back 😑 
an intern asked me for a job recommendation . i feel so old and wise ... but mostly just old 😖 
that was the cutest thing in all the lan d; where did that come from ? ! #lovinthecrew 
cus i can speed it up and make it last 😏 
today is already turning out to be one damn good friday . 😏 
#iwillneverunderstand why USERNAME just won't love me more ! ! ! 😏 
privately ? rt USERNAME our swim coach just text me trying to get me to swim 😒 
i may have not lived up to everyone's expectations but i'm not done yet . 😏 
my mom's min d: her ex-husband who she's basically dating > everyone else . 
this professor really walks in a minute before 11:15 so we dont leave ! ugh 😒 
ima be hella late to work cause i couldn't get up 😏 lol 
USERNAME well then , your school is messed up ! haha 😏 you could ways wear more clothes . 
my grandma house startn to smell like ol ppl .. #yuck 
USERNAME i don't need reminded especially on twitter 😒 #badmood 
there's a fairway bag at this business meeting 😒 . there's no escaping my job 
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went to bed pissed off an woke up in the same mood 😏 
USERNAME could just take it but ..... correcting me sounds better 😒 
this is how it feels 2 be the one who's standing left behin d: / 
wow christmas is next month wonder if ill have girl to buy something special for by then 😏 
USERNAME scariest college-related moment is definitely dropping below a 3.8. >_< 
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USERNAME i honesty have been thinking bout it ! 😏 
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when there's only 2 hr parking and you know you'll be longer 😑 #ppa 
USERNAME ☺ ☺ .... no , really . how small 😐 😏 ? ! 
watching full episodes of awkward online because i'm slightly obsessed . #judgeme 😏 
USERNAME aww love you too . but we still hate each other 😒 lol 
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rt USERNAME xkc d: frequentists vs . bayesians URL #statistics 
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USERNAME arnt you suppose to be in school ! 😐 
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my cousins got life with no evidence that they was the one who shot 😠 😔 😒 
i just woke up and my mom keeps insisting i told her that i was going to san diego for my vacation . 😒 haha . um , mom .. i said vegas ! ! :) ))) 
17 minutes later and professor not in class . 😒 the only reason we stay is because he does this a lot . 
he really tryna put me on with his friend ughh 😒 noo 
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USERNAME lol idk this shit is stupid ! ! ! 😒 
gonna be a good day ☺ ..... after 8 :3 0am practice 😒 
freezing at work ! still no heat ! kill me 😖 👎💀 
i feel kind of obligated to skip my class today since i have a test in it next friday 😏 
i don't wanna be the reason why .. 😁 😣 😒 
USERNAME not at the alley ... just calle d: ( 
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USERNAME lol i thought i'd say hi since i don't see you anymore 😒 😕 😔 👎 
i hate the fact that my mom used to work at kent and expects me to be on top with everything . it's annoying . 😒 
“USERNAME why is antonio awake when he didn't have to be at school early this morning 😒 ? USERNAME hhmm ? ! 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME how am i a dirt snuff ? lol it was joke 😑 
USERNAME i wish i could say fuck work v.v i'm here until nine ;c 
USERNAME lucky ! i still have one more class then work 😑 
who's good at math and wants to make 20 ? 😏 
why can't alarm clocks just be consistent ? 😒 #notevenmad #sleep >lecture 
there's so many of us working today its like a never ending sea of puke green shirts and khakis . #gross 
so far today has just been a waste of day .. 😒 
i get the bud , u get the swishers 😏 😏 😏 #tgif #rollit #lightit #smokeit #smokebreak 
these niggas will play u if u let em . promise u the world , try to make u sweat em 😒 
ready or not , here we come ....... 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME haha seriously ? weird ! lol i didn't go either ! at the . doctors ! 😑 
USERNAME has he really ? girl then were gonna just show up ! he said something that he's gonna be at camp for the next 9 days 😒 
me&simonica with the panda bear she wouldn't put down 😑 idky her hands on my boob either lol @ coolidge hall URL 
#iwillneverunderstand what the fu*k was going on in your head when you did what you did 😏 👊and when you forgot everything that ever happened 😧 
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how the faithful vote d: 2012 preliminary analysis from the USERNAME on religion & public life: URL 
revelation of the day: animate objects are overrate d; i am completely content with having a relationship with my bed #socomfy #neverleaving 
and i won't be able to actually consume anything till like 6. 😣 😩 😖 
i cant believe how much it turns me on , just to be your man 😏 
getting ready for my 8hr shift at work & getting ready for customers that complain about being overdrawn ! #notmyfault #bankteller 😒 
i got a lil too much meat on me tho 😒 
watching mtv's true life ... smh at this girl who is dating a 40 year old . #gross 
i'm glad my grandma can spell my name right .... 😒 URL 
USERNAME i like when i make you yell 😏 lol 
USERNAME really :o who are you going with ? i'm not sure what i wanna do tonight >.< 
USERNAME i wanna snuggle sleep and bake ! haha >.< 
when men's hair from their heads connects to their neck and the neck hair connects to their back & that's too much hair & i want to vom ! ! 😖 😖 😵 
i don't like the dreams i've been having lately .. 😒 
iipstick on coffee cups odee freak me out 🙊 😖 
i'm boutta become a work out freak . 😏 💪 
today's random craziness stuck in my hea d: by katy perry . i'm genuinely concerned about my brain's music choices . 
mall but no my boss wants to wait forever to pay me 😒 👎 😣 😡 😠 
USERNAME im only gonna be there one night i think 😒 😩 so i hope i can make it to tie dye 
early morning class with a couple hours of sleep 😑 😴 
what i thought was gonna be a long day of going to class and work turned into me laying in bed and going to the doctor . i mean ..... yolo 😒 
do not be deceive d: bad company ruins good morals . 1 corinthians 15 :3 3 
USERNAME USERNAME i know we felt ba d: / we ran into a bunch of obstacles lol 
i have a permanent indent on my pink from holdin my phone to txt 😑 😑 
everyone always got that extra baggage it's like what bitches i gotta go thru just to talk to someone 😒 
USERNAME yes ! make donald laugh out loud in class so that he looks weir d: ☑ 
some people just need to be unfollowed when all her tweets are perverted & all the guys are like 50 yrs old #gross #pervs #couldnttakeitanymore 
trying so hard not to laugh at the girl across from me with the scarf wrapped around her face bc she's .. 😐 it's only 80 degrees in here 
USERNAME oh really .... 😏 ill take a chai latte please . just kidding ! 😂 
jus me and my lil brother home ... and this nigga invites over his gf . 😐 #lame #loner #gaykid 
i told my mom i was applying to colleges in california , washington , and colorado ... she caught on 😏 
i hate it when i have homework for ky english class . #wehaveasub #stupid #gahh #odyssey #boring #writing 
the nike outlet is calling my name 😖 . i’m trying to ignore it . 
i just want things to go back to normal >.< i feel like we should all forget about all this nonsense . 
if i knew buying a car was going to come with so many extra expenses i would've just gotten a really nice bike 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME the photoshoot was cancelled ! sorry for the last minute notice 😣 
that awkward moment when someone in your class shits their pants ......... #ew 
wait guys i have light skinn and colored eyes 😏 
i think we have a tranny in our school because the boys bathroom smells like fish . #ew 
i hate losing the back part to my earring . 😒 
“USERNAME thank god it's friday :) URL maria looking sexy today 😏 
someone should go get pancakes with me 😊 #sick #hungry #bored 
my teacher said we were getting out early & got me all excited>>>>it doesn't look like we are gettin out early 😒 
when you look in the mirror and your hair is already flat ! #nastyhair #hateit why can't i have hair like USERNAME #jealous 😐 
help ! someone bring me hair spray a comb or something ! major hair crisis dx 
not even gonna look at fb the fam keeps postin pics about bein in disney while my ass is stuck here 😑 👎 #beyondsalty 
text from my da d: paying off the house today i want a mercedes . okay me too 
i'm going home and sleeping my day away i think i got an hr sleep last night ,, but i woke up to that morning get right 😏 
nothing brightens my day more than waking up to a $6800 ebill from au . happy freaking holidays . 😐 
walked by a group of fat smelly nerds ... do they know where the shower is ? #nasty #takeashower #wrightstate #dayton 
brain storming on a new idea ... hmm 😏 damn there's no emoji with a thinking face lol . 
if i don't get to see barbara tonight & drink ima be upset 😒 ✋ 
ew i have hole in my dress , talk about #tacky . 😒 
USERNAME if the shoe fits put it on 😎 😎 😏 😏 jk jk but seriously check your dm , 
USERNAME awwh you just made me really excitedd ! ! ! ! but it doesn't come out for a while for me ! ! ! d: 
customers asking stupid questions at work . 😑 @ walgreens URL 
omg i dreamt last night i had a pet bull shark and it escaped my room & got on top of oldfather and jumped to his death . #ihaveissues 😑 
i try to schedule an appointment and the damn lady can't even speak english ... fucking annoying 😒 
that overflow of saliva you get right before you puke<<< #igotthat 😷 😖 
waay too much perfume on the treadmill to my left ... seriously ? ! 😒 USERNAME 
fairly confident i just failed my histology midterm along with the rest of my class . is 10 :3 0 am too early to black out ? 🙍🍻 😑 
faking sick during a double is harder than you'd think #bored 
last time i went over there we kept starring at each other and crystal thought it was so funny 😒 😏 
some guy dumpster diving in the alley behind my house <<< #gross 
USERNAME 😏 mmhmm girl teasin me thinkin that's a skirt but you got shorts on #whataprude 
when i see something or someone ugly and then the caption says something along the line of i think fuuck naw ! 😒 
4those of u who care more about pleasin people than go d; u don't want to offend people , u refuse 2preach the whole bible , u want people 2like u 
lol wow the asshole thou rt USERNAME fw d: it's been an hour and a half since we've made fun of somebody i'm having withdrawals 
when you aren't at school and you still take the quiz on edmodo and ace it . 😏 #overachiever 
i don't need you n my life i'm doin juss fine without you gotta job gotta phone n gotta dog that's all i nee d: ) 
why do girls drag their feet when wearing ugg boots ? 😁 😣 
i dk why im soo tired & this redbull isnt helpin ! 😑 
USERNAME i was planning on coming then i woke up and realized there was no way i'd make it there . 😖 
timber vs ridge tonight . &&' i have work 😒 fuck guess i'm showing up late ! #fridaynightlights 
fuck you robstown police for pulling me over right in front of the 70mph sign ! ! 😡 😖 
when dreams seem so real .. and then you wake up and your just like 😑 
USERNAME and masturbate so yuh sleep longer nd tire d; ) 
new talent ive aquire d: singing hebrew ... now thats one to put on the resume 🎶🎵🎶 ahaha 
the only reason i don't want to go o school is because mr bratz class & mrs phillips class 😣 other than that its all good 👍 
USERNAME i mean geez , if your gunna talk might as well do it to my face . #pussyassnigga 😏 
you walked into your boyfriends room and there was another girl in his bed and you're considering taking him back ? please , slap yourself . 😒 
USERNAME excuse me i didn't see my name in one of your tweets about #mentionsomeoneyouregladyoumet 😐 
there's this girl at work who from a certain point doesn't look me straight in the eye . i think she's seeing my ex . 😏 girl , #idontcare 
#confessiontime when i hear other people did good in my orgo2 test as well , my initial reaction is: 'thanks for ruining the curve' 😐 😔 
spending the next 2 hours of my life at the orthopedist . what else is new . 😒 
taylor swift just came on my waka flocka pandora ... 😒 now it's gonna be in my head all day 
a research paper and a argumentative research paper at the same time ? really ? #killmenow 😣 
i am a national landmark , merrca . check me out in ny doe . #eww #iphonephotoapprob @ monica is lady liberty URL 
USERNAME lol ! i know ! them hoes hurt ! ! ! ! >.< 
USERNAME he's far away from me and we watching a video >.< 
finna hot box one time with kanye and blake 😏 ✌👌👍 
how you been=you broke up wit your bf/gf yet ? | i'm bore d= i'm horny | wyd ? =wanna fuck | when we gon hang out ? =when we gon fuck ? " USERNAME 
i need some regular head in my life . 😒 
“USERNAME vi d: mckayla maroney attempts to teach old white journalist to dougie URL i was so scared this was USERNAME 
why do i always work when it's beautiful outside 😒 
USERNAME i feel your pain . not coughing but stuffy nose 😒 
cause tonight baby i wanna get freaky with you 😏 
te dx blackrockcity (past) revise d: black rock city , nevada , united states — thu aug 30 at 14:00 URL 
water was off for about an hour so we had to rush our showers when we got there 😒 😒 
did i really just watch a guy on the hokie express pick his nose and flick the booger ? ! #fratguysaregross 😖 
love going to the bathroom and see a big curly ass pube just chillin on the seat .... fuck #shavethatshit #nasty #switchedbathrooms 
there is one universal want in this worl d: boobs . #truestory USERNAME 
i only get a shit load of texts when i'm at work , if i was home bored i wouldn't get any 😑 
can't get comfortable , mr . mowles seat is to far back 😒 
USERNAME unrelate d: maybe grab a drink tomorrow night ? ! 
lead on a deal to avert tax increases .”//he forgot to ad d: for the rich ! 
waking up with no hangover is always a #winning 😏 
i don't have a dirty min d; i have a sexy imagination ..... 
the fact that jorges cover picture is of guyer <<<<< #ew #takethatshitoff 
i have the coolest manager ever she making wells buy us lunch cuz we busy on the phones 😏 #hateonitsuckas 
USERNAME i know i'm sorry that was mean . d; i take it back 
i just love the fall weather here in portland . all the fog is just so nice #fall #p dx 
i am proud that i completed my first 8page paper ! so relieve d: ) 
let me tell u that them heels really complements your frame 😏 
1 more class 😁 this test better be easy . or i'll prolly just drop outta college . 😒 
the us army builds its own 3d printer -- or should it rea d: URL 
it was inevitable that little man would give me his horrible cold #sick #justwanttosleep #sniffle #yuck #nannyprobs 
USERNAME thx for the #dangihaventheardthatsonginforever lol now it's stuck in my head >.< lol ;-) 
god is punishing me for something terrible and i don't know what it is 😫😩 😖 
all my friends went home for our 5 days off and im stuck here :( #bored and #lonely #fuckthis 
if no one can cover my shiftt tomorrow , i'm gonna be a bitch at work all weekend 😒 
wish there was a spin class today i could take 😒 
this sex is awkward aff on the walking dead . #gross 
i hope the living are safe; i hope the missing are foun d; i hope the dead are at peace . 
USERNAME right , i thought i was all alone on here . i haven't gone to school once this week . d; 
the only class i have a low a in #fml d: 
i want to go home already ! ! #bored #sleepy 
damn ... someone on this bus is carrying cause it is so damn strong it's making my damn head hurt ! 🙊 😖 
USERNAME no >.< they just told me the earliest i leave would be the second week of january 
USERNAME i doo what i want ! ! 😼 😏 
USERNAME 😒 .. don't play with me ! lol . i want them . 
i have a snowboard that has never been used in the corner of my room . #ba dx masgifts 
USERNAME lmao >_< yhu caught me haha .. yhu get of twitter too than 
yes huh . u just tryna find a reason to talk to me 😏 
realizing how it feels to lose the one person i really love d: '( 
you better tell them i only cal you that 😑 
#bored so i decorated my #whiteboard #broncoscountry #denvcar #whiteboardart go #broncos ! #denver URL 
USERNAME ehh . no se . i think if rather just have a session >.< it's funner . well to me haha . 
mamis weekend just started ! blasting music ! too bad it's salsa 😒 😒 😒 
next week has got to be better than this week ! 😖 😒 🍺🍷 
my family i never see invited me to dinner tonight but i have practice d: i'm in a sad mood now . 
got damn . i drank too much last night . 😑 🔫 
2 indicted on charges of sex trafficking chil d: a federal grand jury in mississippi has indicted two men on char ... URL 
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USERNAME goodness ! ! we were meant to be friends d: 
my wallpaper really makes me wanna go to disneyland . i haven't been in like 4 years . 😣 😢 URL 
dodgeball in pe . it's on ! ! ! 😾 😼 😈👊 
got called into work on my day off .. fuck me . 👎 😒 
i'm having the worst anxiety right now 😣 i feel like i could have a heart attack any second 
yayy now that i'm 21, i can go to the liquor store for everyone & not have anyone to help me carry everything out . 😖 
that moment when you realize your ta is talking , but you have no clue what about or what language he is speaking . 😔 😒 
USERNAME we need to go soon . we'd do some serious damage 😏 😋 
new real-estate fa d: the all-cash head fake URL #granada hills 
eff my schedule next semester . #allhardclasses #trig #chem #phys 😒 🔫 
so please don't judqe me & i won't judqe you . 😏 👌✌ 
andrews tryna get me with the new .. uh no 😖 😷😤 
USERNAME well let me know when u get home ill see if u got it by then 😒 
yayy ! ! ! i heard that lisa kicked her off the campus ! ! ! hahaha made my day ... but wait shes still in weston 😒 😡 😠 
need a better job i'm tired of killing myself 😣 
USERNAME i know :) it's not too ba d: ) it's more of a wtf , i don't have a problem type of thing .. obviously , if i quit cold turkey :) hahah 
theres nothing on tv so i will watch the jerry springer show #bored 
we don't even text , nice try lmao 😐 rt 
montana is a dick ! but it's okay bc i'm a dick too . 😏 
i wasnt even out of the surgery for a good 30mins& my mom already wanna start with me 😒 😫 #wtf #sofuckingannoying 
gotta go pay this dumbass p . o 👮👎 😒 
USERNAME here's a pic of my #idiotic cat 😑 😊 URL 
te dx uncashevillewomen – new ! – asheville , north carolina , united states — sat dec 01 URL 
i'd rather be in school failing a calc test than sitting through this . #bored #omg 
i think i want me . 20 piece from mcdonald's 😏 
USERNAME kendra shit is about to get real ! also he definitely hates kesha 😏 
USERNAME aw , thanks girl (: i already got better though . i have like no voice though . i sound like a man . d; lol . 
i kinda miss being 15 .. dunno why ? 😐 
when luke throws a wrap at my face .... #notcool 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME fuck i start work today so i won't be home 😖 do you want me to drop it off to you tmrw 
done with class , studying til my test at 1 😒 
did the #trimet 70 piss somebody off ? stuck with the super old busses this week . #p dx 
USERNAME 😑 choose your words wisely curly cause you'll b the next one put to sleep early 👏💤 ! 
i just got called a 'hood girl' ... my face 😒 
i hate when tanning makes your face and lips dry . 😑 
if i hear just give it some time 1 more time 😖 
how do i use snap chat ? i feel retarded . 😒 
when people talk about politics and trash obama 😡 😣 
i knew i should of gotten some donuts i'm starving 😣 
all i ask is for y'all not to go in cocky . last time the team did that against irving , they were tied 3-3 at the half 😒 😒 
thanks to the person that puked in my shower and didn't clean it up . #gross #dumbass 
USERNAME hahah no i wish tho just in a good mood for no reason 😏 
USERNAME lol naw i don't keep tabs on you haha 😏 
USERNAME not the us . d: i can't wait for it ! so proud of you guys ! 
well now that i'm embarrassed beyond belief i think i'll run .. , 😳 😐 
my mind is racing ... so much to think about & consider 😐 
relate d: via employees here at union station seem genuinely happy despite the frenetic nature of their workplace . 
USERNAME better to get it in bed versus being outside looking at dirt and acting out p and s waves . 😒 
i don't need to find attention to be happy 😏 
there is weird white stuff on the ground .... someone help ! #needsap dx winter #disappointed #bringonxmas 
USERNAME USERNAME that is an understatement . it's rachel's eye candy 😏 left that part out ! ! 
meet crush , happy , joyful & playful . loves kids , dogs , cats . gs dx , 7 m/o in orange ca . share 2 save ! URL #rescueadog 
for the recor d: coming to your drs appt early doesn't mean you'll be seen b4 people who have an earlier appt than you . #order #cliniclife 
freaks me out the my sister graduated college im halfway done and my little sisters a senior in hs #growingup #hateit 
actually look cute for once , and i'm wasting it at school 😑 
when classes open up and i get the last spot 😏 
i still have an hour left of work .... what am i supposed to do with myself ? #bored #noworkformetodo 
girl i see you in them sweat pants , i loved to see more of your lazy ass around me 😺 😸 😼 
everyone has been telling me i've lost hella weight and i never seen it until now ! ! ! ! ! >.< my boobs still didn't go away yet tho -_- 
of all the damn areas on my face , this gnarly pimple decides to make itself at home right smack in the middle of my eyebrows and eyes 😑 
this headache has been going on since last night 😖 😖 
overhear d: carol anne , don't look into the light ! ! ! ! hmm 
#nikon #wu -1a wireless mobile adapter hacked to work with the nikon # d8 00 : 
going to the wrong wing&no student knowing where the right one is . you had to go to an admissions meeting @ one point people 😒 
i hate when i can't skip songs on pandora 😒 😒 😒 😩😫 
if you like cats there's no way you've taken anatomy lab before #gross 
#computemw , like #te dx kc , is getting me excited for the future . #printyourownlegos #downloadacar #unlockdoorswithphone 
USERNAME girl , i see you in them sweat pants . i would love to see more of your lazy ass around me 😺 😸 😼 
cheers to the freaking weeken d; i'll drink to that 🍻 
i just saw the nastiest huge ass spider . #ew #ihatespiders 
if you was my bestfriend , i'd want you around all the time 😏 
this talk around curation echoes michio kakutani’s well-debated nyt piece , worth a rea d: URL #foe6 
talkin all that yapp & won't say it to my face tho likee 😐 
"USERNAME have the dallas mavericks new cheerleading unis gone too far ? URL 11/9/12 the day u got officially ol d; -) 
need to go to the lab and finish my essay 😐 😒 
joseph is forever blowing mine . forever . 😒 😡 
USERNAME me too . 😒 & did you talk to tht guy i asked y'all about ? 
headed to jasper , fl to work the world 100 while my beau stays in georgia to race rc cars 😒 . ready to make some $ tho👍 #raceweekend 
the oak grove train is fucking slow . 😒 i’m tryna go home and take a nap . 
te dx alvapark (past) revise d: detroit , michigan , united states — thu nov 08 at 08:00 #te dx alvapark URL 
te dx dexteravenue (past) revise d: montgomery , alabama , united states — thu nov 08 at 16:00 URL 
wtf trumbull high you guys have the least school spirit ever . dumb people it's one week of your life just do it jesus christ 😒 😠 ⬛🔶 
to skip or not to skip ? lol ! 😏 
jumps out of be d: ... my room mate is a fuck #loveheranyways USERNAME 
thinking about walking around boston until i work at 4. #bored #nopower #adventuretime 
damn i love #noshavenovember favorite time of the year ! #facialhair #sexyy 😏 
USERNAME i like how this trick didn't inform me on her absence for today 😏 
don't nobody ever tell me good morning when i say it on here .. 😒 fuck y'all . 
i hate the doctors . the waiting sucks . 😒 
interview , hw , cleaning , then work all weekend . i'm just so much fun these days ! 😒 
USERNAME ☝ wait . ✋ hold up , you didn't even ask what size i wear ! 😒 
what's with people taking off their shoes in chapel ? it's not trending and its disgusting . #putawayyourfeet ! #yuck 
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tedd is so rudee , we was tryna be cool this morningg . hmph 😒 
where's my lip gloss ! ! 🙈 probably in my boyfriends truck , along with my freakin closet 😒 
oh no horror 😒 rt USERNAME already managed to crack my iphone 5 while being an idiot playing softball last night URL 
it irritates me how the white queen walks . 😒 
some girl tried to take my clothes out of the washer .. 😒 you can wait 
i have a confession to make .. i'm canadian dx 
can't stop listening to USERNAME i guess i have to go see them in concert now #p dx #lovelycup #itchingonaphotograph #nevertrustahappysong 
the amount of people i've seen smoking cigarettes today is absolutely disgusting . #yuck #turnoff 
USERNAME ;) && i was tired af and my nephew got suspended from school >_< 
hell no ! i don't want it ! no ! i kno a child is a blessing but not in me ! maybe you ! not me ! 💀💀💀🙈🙈🙈 😯 😯 😯 😐 @ no ! URL 
seeing alot of letterman jackets today 😒 hate visitation days . 
USERNAME carbohydrates , proteins , lipids and nucleic acid 😒 
does anyone want to take me black friday shopping ? ! 😫😩 😖 😞 😣 
awkward moment when i realise that i'm moving right across the street from joe bredice . #awks #ew . 
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i am no bir d; and no net ensnares me: i am a free human being with an independent will . 
wait it ain't even cold down there ? ? ? 😑 
USERNAME lmfao still won't catch me ill juke that nigga (football skills) 😼 🏈 
that's so messed up .... what is wrong with you gurll ? #gross 
#boise #snow #for d8 n #tractor @ simple man storage URL 
USERNAME what's the point ? you not gone get them . 😒 
she got a bag of clothes 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 wait a mfkin min you not staying a night 
i hate the smell of taco casa ! ! ! pure musty smell 😖 😖 😖 
i use 😏 too much .. but , it's relatable ! 
USERNAME who is this girl behind me , why would you make up a class ? were allowed to miss 5 and she took my seat 😠 😡 😖 
USERNAME 😒 you should ! forgot you are in utah now 💔 
this cold weather does not make me ever want to leave bed 😒 
i wanna get my nose pierced asap . like tomorrow lol 😒 
i wish i had someone to talk to all day everyday . 😒 
never again will i have a class in kinard ... 😪 😒 
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wettin dis wan dey talk ? USERNAME new day .. new beggings ... i wish everyone on my tl a wonderful day .. stay blesse d: )” 
😔 😒 😞 😣 😷😷 is how i feel today 
USERNAME USERNAME lol i know jessie kyla i know she don't like mornings unless its a mooanin if ya catch my drift 😆 😏 
in sept . i spoke @ te dx santa cruz intentionally without preparation . i'm proud of the result: URL 
USERNAME you missed out bro me and USERNAME actually had fun and we finished at least half our business project 😏 
feeling more dead than the grim reaper , perfect for playing water polo ! ! ! ! ! #sickk 🏊😷 😖 
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the next chapter in my book will be title d: 
well i'm ready for tonight if she's still going 😒 
my nigga 21 ! ! ! bout to poe up ! !🍻🍺🍹🍻🍺 😏 ! ! 
so mad im not gonna be at USERNAME 's house tonight 😡 😠 👿 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME never again will i have a class in kinard ... 😪 😒 #dying 
time off approved for fc now for the rest of my to do list >.< 
never again will i have a class in kinard ... 😪 😒 #dying 
USERNAME USERNAME okay goo d: because if it was real .. i really need to sort out my priorities . 
ths bit black af && wanna wear some damn purple lipstick #sick #overwitt #nasty #ahhmess 
i haven't even started my history terms 😩😫😫 & i lost the paper of the terms 😒 
USERNAME i challenge you in a friendly art competition . 😏 
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da d: i have a gift for you . me: can i drink it . da d: no but you can spend it . USERNAME 
when i try and tell USERNAME i'm going to the desert with my boyfriend , but he knows i'm lying ! ! #singlelife 😒 
damnn man r . i . p . cody collins c/o 2011 all day mann #sadstory 😒 😒 
😑 😓 things that happen can happen again . mainly if you live with the fear of it being a phobia #lifesucks 
watched top chef 10 with some fellow filipinos ... laughed my ass off when i hear d: wolp-gang-phuck . #flipsrule 
really hope work goes by fast tonight ! too tired 😒 
spotte d: girl i can see your black thong through your black leggings . #onlyatelon 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME and amanda 😏 and 1-5 :3 0 with my boyfriend brian 
why do the 8th graders i teach look older than me ? ! ? ! why ? ! 😥 😫 😒 
i'm in a bad mood it's just like ugh 😒 . 
what oomf just told me about loosening up the butt hole #eww #nasty 
remember when we had prices like this , cali folks ? ? yea , me neither ... 😒 @ sun life stadium URL 
USERNAME nothing happened , everyone is just so god damned irritating 😒 and yayy ! are you going back sunday ? 
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when my skinny jeans decides to play hide and go seek 😒 
i've been sitting in this doctors office for ever . any day now . #ass 😣 
sense of humor is a great thing to have , but a sexy imagination is much more fun/interesting 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i know ! ! i was just complaining to kayla ! ! me an rachel have maylynn next 😣 
wante d: nokia 8850 if you have one and want to sell it please send me a message . 
i didn't want that big dog my dad wanted 😒 👎 
i feel like yelling , cussing , then smashing something , but that wouldn't be acceptable behavior at school .. so i'll just stay composed 😐 
i hate having a accent , people then want to mock me . 😑 
fuck you waka . you haven't followed me yet 😒 #wakaflockamyfuturepresidentfollowback USERNAME 
i have to use the desk from other chair because this school discriminates against left handed people 😑 
USERNAME you need to get clothes for sunshine ! my date can't go naked ! #thatsmything 😏 
louis (tyson’s buddy) just sai d: did you know romney was going to send mexicans back 2 mexico ? i’m mexican . i don’t want 2 live in mexico ! 😃 
woww i never said you were butt i like where your going with this 😏 
i think today is ! ! ! #phone #stop #ringing 😫 😖 
#lamejokes a guy walks into a bar ... ouch ! 😒 
😷 😣 😱 <--- jesh and benjy's face when they saw her legs ! ! 
not me . or USERNAME apparently 😒 rt USERNAME rt if i'm following u ! ” 
you make me wanna blow my head off 😑 🔫 
got 3 hours of sleep last night ... 😒 #ohwell #worthit 
this nigga really won't have a life all he does is play games n go to college never leave the room or anything 😒 
USERNAME ooh myy god , too much right now ... keywor d: when 😲 but yes i do agree with you . 
4 day weekend ! too bad today couldn't be the 5th day 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME well thats why i never saw you ! lol wish i didn't have to take a full schedule 😐 🔫 what are you gonna do now that you're done ? 
USERNAME what i do ? i'm a faithful man , i'm trying to be true to ka'mille and she just not having it . 😔 😒 
it's such a pain to clean the inside of my car ! 😒 
i still think they are a bunch of pothead cunts ! 😒 
two shorts i saw on campus today . 1st one said yolo and spelled out each word #smh the 2nd sai d: i would cuddle you so hard #lol 
USERNAME just for fun haha but it’s no fun 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i gotta go to office hours 😣 
of course i have to work on this beautiful day 😐 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 bitch , i made up a song for yu lmaoo 
did she really ask what state minnesota is in ..... ? 😑 😑 😑 😒 😒 😒 
in serious need of chicken soup , gingerale &crackers 😔 😣 😷 #sosick #dying #whatthefuck 
give her the p rt USERNAME this girl won't stop staring at me . 😒 
since i can't go back to sleep might as well get out of bed >.< 
so so so so tired ! i need a power nap 😣 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 5 others URL 
oh great now my shoes playing the game ! >.< 
USERNAME i always knew you wanted a class with me 😏 
when certain people pop up on my timeline 😒 you're annoying and nobody cares 
unless you're in a medical class , you wouldn't understand my pain 😒 
when the winds blowing and your hair gets caught in the car door <<< 😒 
how do girls with ugly teeth get boyfriends .. #ew #bittertweet 
USERNAME USERNAME thank you so much ! i'm excite d: ) 
if i don't know , how could any body else ? ! 😒 😒 😒 
just tripped in front of like 20 people ... twice . this is why i hate stairs 😒 
crap ! -_- i left my crap in my last class and i don't think the teacher is there so i can go get it >.< 
horned dinosaur discovere d: URL let's hope that little planet has lots of life left . 
#healthcare #job in #rosedale , m d: pct at fresenius medical care URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
stupid time change , i want my lunch break . now . #notinanhour 😒 
i slept like 11 and a half hours and i'm still tired #really #wth #ineedtohibernate 😒 
& my family wonders why i don't go out any where 😠 😒 
cuz in the end girl your gunna want another round .. 😏 .. 
omw to get this drug test , hope i past this shit >.< 
to the east my brother , to the east . (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 5 others) URL 
USERNAME hahahaha i'm literally never there ! 😒 but today i will with my make up done for the game right after ! hahahaha 
now everyone knows my childhood nickname . 😲 😐 😰 
so like we in p . e mad bored , chilling with my boo thang . 😏 
i have class in 20 minutes and still can't get up #lazybutt 😏 😁 
grr i missed my 800th tweet . it was to USERNAME though ! 😏 
i love making jorge late to work , since it doesn't matter cause he's the manager ! 😏 that's what he gets for making me wake up early 😈 
USERNAME god can still work this out for goo d: ) 
babysitting my baby cousin today ! ! soo excited 😑 yay 😑 
so it's friday . & i have no plans 😒 
those chairs in class kill my back and make it feel like someone took a baseball bat to it for the rest of the day 😣 
i hate when it's lunchtime and i haven't even had breakfast ! 😖 
people get so surprise when i don't talk . haha 😣 
i've lost ten pounds since september &+ that includes being stresse d; not being able to eat; or being able to sleep #gome #whatever 
just saw santa claus on a moped . 🎅 😒 🚲 
wish i was off today 😣 lol .. ughh long day . not ready for it .. 
the only good thing about having open house is that the food upstairs is actually good #sorta 👍 😐 
takes two shots and is wasted . 😒 #givemeabreak #dumbbitch 
p dx bound ! (@ san francisco international airport (sfo) w/ 17 others) URL 
this whole week i've been sick -.- i was practically dying d; but i'm better now 
im just not in the mood for you right now . im not mad . im just tired . 😣 
feels like ii been at work for ever tho 😏 can it be 2 already 😣 😁 
USERNAME lmao really ? (: && then my other nephew that's in daycare he got suspended too d: 
USERNAME lol >.< that words ill haha anyways i'm not up to shit but grades lol . i know your doing good ! huh 
rick ross rap about the same thing just in different ways i peeped ya homes 😒 
i'm still trying to decide between xbox and ps3 .. 😒 
technology obsession is starting to get outta control . 😐 
USERNAME ya well i just fell up the fucking stairs like a degus ! ! 😒 
the state of texas welcomes us in the only way it coul d: by lighting my car on fire . wonderful . #isd2ut 
about to cook something to eat before i pass tf out ! 😖 
girl behind me jus said she is taking 18 hours . i'd rather kill myself 😣 🔫 #collegelife 
USERNAME USERNAME pls we can invite everyone but him 😏 
i need to pay attention to my card , i got a $70 overdraft fee . 😒 
don't you love finding random photos of yourself on the internet ? ! 😑 😑 😑 😑 wtf 
USERNAME 😒 fml for how long did you have it for ? 
happy friday ! ugh #ot #occupationaltherapy #happyfriday #gradschool #bored #networ @ hilton lisle/naperville URL 
USERNAME hopefully ill have enough money to go to scotland before i'm 80 😒 
seriously getting raped in class & everybodies actin lik its normal 😒 
USERNAME lol you're so funny ! ! ! 😒 🐸 
mother eff i don't wanna do anything today but i have to go do adult like stuff . i just wanna watch law and order: svu all day . 😒 😫👎 
class is cancelled and my next one starts at 1pm 😣 @ grossmont college URL 
when i lose my phone charger #thatstheshitidontlike 😔 😤 😒 
USERNAME shh ! d; , well they been wanting for the longest to get some nice place & build our own house :o :d ! ! ! ! lmao ! ! ! ahh ! 
but my gym is 8th period . so far 😒 
phew ! it's over .. now she eats what i tried to give her in the first place 😒 
USERNAME a great one might i add* but agreed seriously .. it's outrageous 😖 
but really , what's a couple of rights without a couple of wrongs ? 😏 
cause my hair is straight & it looks so dull with only one color cause the lil brown i do have isn't noticeable 😑 
this year #sqlpass is over-booke d; many sessions sro . there's a line 40 deep already for dba-409s which doesn't begin for 30 minutes . 
USERNAME lmao , we got a paycheck this week , we spending that shit ! 😏 😂 
i would really like to enjoy my starbucks but it's too hot to drink ! #ouch 😖 
idgaf ! i can be bitter if i want to ! 😒 
never tweezing my boyfriend's eyebrows again . you would think by the 4th time he would get used to it . #crybaby 😒 
my socks even have socks can this weather be anymore annoying >.< 
put the bullshit aside and fear away and ask your crush out . you never know they may like you to 😊 😏 
when USERNAME and my mom ignore my texts < i bet they sit at work together and just laugh 😑 
just found a split end on top of a split end .. 😐 
i just don't trust what you tell me anymore 😒 
you can try but you'll never forget her name 😏 . 
looking to the crow d: a customer asked too hard 4 me to answer . your thoughts ? URL 
unless your grandma . then she's sweet all day , everyday . 😒 brat ! 
kid sitting next to me has spiders in his hair #ew 
hate that every school week has to end with me taking a chem quiz 😒 
today's one of those days where work is just going to drag on . so not looking forward to being here till five . 😒 
coach already telling me i can't go anywhere for spring break because we will be traveling 😒 #buzzkillington 
this mean boy in my science class has a scooter , i always thought scooter users were a peaceful people #rude 
2hr psychological perceptions exam 😣 smh ... wish me luck ! ! ! ! 
not to sound old but i think the circus was better when i was younger #boring 
USERNAME it just sucks when i get home tonight at 12 from work and there will be traffic . i get off that exit to get home 😒 😒 😒 
she knows mommy & daddy won't put up with it ! so she thinks we're mean . 😒 typical . spoiled . brat ! ! 
USERNAME USERNAME don't tease me with promises of funny tweets and then be delayed in the delivery ! #rude #priority1 
but wait , i thought reagan and sam houston were like ... friends ? can't we all be friends ? ? d: 
i still have 5 1/2 hours of work left . 😣 🔫 
the rock brock lensers and dx are back ? ! damn i might start watching it again thats my #childhoodshow #wwe 
USERNAME what no d: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ! they took you from us ! ? ? ? 
watched top chef 10 last night with some fellow filipinos ... laughed my ass off when i hear d: wolp-gang-phuck . #flipsrule 
ohmygod . i would give anyhing to have my mouth numb . it hurts soo bad d: 
honey check it out you got me mesmerize d; with your black hair your phat ass thighs . 
giving bloo d: ) just saving a life . #nbd 
USERNAME boo ! am i the only person who doesn't work or something 😣 i was gonna ask you to do happy hour with mee ! ! haha 
for the recor d: i am not upset that obama won because he is black or muslim . #please . come up with a better argument . 
my gum line on my molar hurts 😣 😓 😷 
😒 that's lame , tonight would of been fun ... 
lions 4-4 pistons 0-5 fantasy 3-6. i'm having a phenomenal sports year 😒 👎 
help ! ! ! 1 ! othello is killing my brain 😑 
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i'm sorry but the word gotta be spelled out or it's meaningless to me 😒 
USERNAME i'm thinking about it . i should at least feel a little better after how many vitamins i've been taking 😒 
fell down the stairs , and now i just shut my finger in the door . could this day get possibly worst . 😒 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME as per request ! USERNAME ft . semicharme d: URL 
when i call my mom for advice and she won't give me a straight answer <<<< 😒 
🏈🐬👴 😏 🐮🍷🍴 interesting night with the boyfriend and mom&dad lol USERNAME @ shula's original steak house URL 
open houses in west roxbury this weeken d: photos and information in this article are uploaded by local realtors ... URL 
but now that i took a break i am definitely tired at work . 😒 
USERNAME funny thing is we don't lie about shit with each and never have ... #date d8 yearsago :) 
nothing i enjoy more than having to grab greasy ass prescriptions . 😖 🙈 
USERNAME he was the only one teaching it ! ! 😣 
USERNAME hurry up & come to the library , i gotta use the bathroom & i don't want all my shit getting jacked ! ! 😖 
USERNAME uhhmm ... i knew that ! ? ! ? ! lol ! ! ! ! ! 😒 😏 
USERNAME lol i'm paying for it today 😣 i hope u don't work this weekend lol 
USERNAME tengo hambre ! ! ! ! bring me foo d: ) lol 
i don't wanna wait another two hours to go home >.< 
USERNAME the 4th episode isn't on there ! 😖 😖 😖 
norman bound with my daddy , time to argue over the radio 😏 
what i do when i'm all alone . 😣 😳 my socks >>>> URL 
i'm at discovery exchange ( dx ) (cscc) (columbus , oh) URL 
don't judge just because you sin differently than others 😒 
watching tv in gov . should have taken ap #blowoffclass #bored #textme 
you walk into lax terminal on time for flight back home , your wallet/cellphone are missing ! no id ! what would you do ? reply #bsidesp dx #q1 
walking to the coffee shop for the third time today ... and the blonde bitch is working 😒 
thinking about the fact that i missed two days of school last week and now three days this week . that's like a whole school week . #sick #eww 
omg why would pepsi put their dragonfruit flavor in almost the exact same wrapper as normal pepsi #barf #disgusting #gotme 😷 
i'll make you smile for the simple fact in good at it . i'll make you smile just so i can sit and look at it 😏 
i check out every guy i see on a sports bike while i'm driving 😏 
USERNAME banginn ! i jus now saw this lol tha notification didn't pop up 😑 lol 
if this is true ... and media covers it ... the election could be de-legitimize d: 
the fact that i'm not even that close to my bestfriend any more 😕 😑 😒 
i'll make you smile for the simple fact i'm good at it . i'll make you smile just so i can sit and look at it 😏 
i don't wanna he with u put that on everything i own . i can't believe i stayed around that damn long 😒 
cash flow ... #workflow @ 😒 unhappy universe 😑 URL 
my new la hat is pretty dope if i must say so myself 😏 
i find it weird that i go out during the week n when the weekend comes by i either work or stay home >.< 
these 3 guys in line keep turning around and looking at me ... do i know you ? 😒 
USERNAME after having ur own place if gets boring i miss the chaos n loudness of having family over 😐 
lol there is always a typo in my tweet 😒 
how come it let's me download every teams music besides stingrays ... 😤 😒 
lmao the actual struggle when i'm supposed to wear a brace for another 2 months . 😖 
USERNAME i got this . mr . skapetis is my babyy 😏 
it's best that i turn my phone off when i'm drink 😑 
ahh ! ! ! ! ! chemistry project , go away ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😖 
how come it let's me download every teams music besides stingrays ... #crushyou 😤 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME it's like little country mouse visits big city ... >.< 
USERNAME you want a boy >.< oh noo lol get ready for a life of cleaning haha 
owwie i burnt my tongue on pizza rolls 😣 . 
USERNAME well isn't that just peachy 😒 i'm sure if i didn't drop .. somehow someway she would've made fail worse ! #foreverhatedme 
why do i always find people staring at me , like damn are you forreal ! ? lookaway ! ! ugh #annoyingaf #1petpeeve t(-_-t) >.< ! ! 
my manager just came up to me &hugged me and i was like 😣 😖 what is wrong with you 😒 an he goes this is from monica and then i was like oh yay 
why does USERNAME have a picture of my ass as his background on twittuhh 😏 
i just wanna go home and get back into bed 😣 😷 
USERNAME USERNAME pretty please ! ? 🌆✈🚗 (there's no pic of a parking garage 😒 👎) best trip ever 
me too bro ! wait , you don't even go to school 😏 
ok this girl next to me needs to shave ... not even kidding 😳 #solong #ew 
best that i turn my off when i'm drunk 😐 
ugh ! i need a straightener ! ! ! left mine in nashville ugh .. it was new , pink and expensive 😒 
thanks for considering my feelings . can i just go home and sleep already ? 😑 😔 ✌ 
USERNAME USERNAME there's soo much i could say right now lol 😏 
finding something out about someone and then it changes everything #disgusted #lier #true 
omfg fw d: so ... has anderson ever had mono ? 
both of my brothers are home screaming lol i can't take them right now 😒 😂 
USERNAME congrats . that's awesome keep up the good work ! !👍 😼 👏 
this hour and half tow truck ride is real fun 👎 😒 
why do i always get stuck with the trainees 😒 
the lack of communication that occurs in this company is outstanding . 😒 #imstillnotpsychic 
frien d: what if your next boyfriend hates justin ? me: why would he hate himself ....... 
i can't believe all the pics rihanna likes of her and chris on ig .. his girl is definitely sour 😏 
i hate having to be responsible for invitations to parties cause if that shits wack makes me look bad >.< thats when i usually stall >.< 
it needs to be next weeken d: i'm off , paid , get to see oomf , moving & a shopping trip . uh , #hellyes . 
debated on where to go to lunch w my co workers for nearly an hour & they picked the worst place that was mentioned 😒 
wakes up to 14 texts and 8 missed calls . people thought i died . #wassleeping 😐 
happy friday ! #greatbeer #p dx beer USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
USERNAME our heads look giant ! in your background pic . #wtf #ew 
USERNAME she pullin that jig wit u 2 b ? ? 😏 these mixed chicks man lol 
small worl d: ran into USERNAME at a pilot in haughton , la . they're on their way to college station for tonight's USERNAME game . 
hurry up and let it be 4 :3 0 ! 😒 
cornerspotter: cornerspotte d: the old mercy hospital at 26th and prairie: this week's cornerspotting is of the o ... URL 
can't decide on what car to get .. 😏 #decisions 
congratulations apple on your third title of being the most innovative company in the worl d: URL 
only gina would play this movie on the bus . #dafuk 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME u r 1 of the greatest nephews n the whole worl d= ) i love u so much ! ! ! have a great day ! #finishstrong 
what the fuck is this pain i feel 😣 😖 
bitch you still ain't shit .. & never will be .. 😏 
haters >>>> makes me know i'm doin something right 😏 
“USERNAME anonymous aske d: do you miss crunch at all ? URL 
woah sorry USERNAME for that phone call last night . 😏 😂 😂 
need to start bringing aspirin to school .. #headaches 👎 😣 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) URL 
f*ck you cemi's driving down the middle of garriott . 😒 
USERNAME they didn't do any hard style ? d: that's what they're known for ! 
hey USERNAME how you doin this morning ? ? you're all like 😫😩 😖 😷 & i'm like 😆 😋 😂 😏 😏 
my nails are growing & they're fucking hurting . 😣 
spotte d: girl jogging around uva in a shirt . first of all #ballsy . second of all #thatshirtmakesnosense 
i thought the bones were bad ... onto muscles 😣 
USERNAME and i are gonna be double trouble at our weddings 😏 
racist tweets from election night broken down , and mappe d: URL we still have a long way to go for racial harmony . 
this little 8th grader touring my campus gonna stop me and say and wait for a response .. tf you want me to say ! 😒 
vehicle accident - 1401 w pinhook r d: 1401 w pinhook rd lafayette , la vehicle accident 11/09/2012 - 11 :3 0 am p 
i thinking bout our bond and what happened to it 😒 
USERNAME i just freaking pre ordered the album .. from walmart 😏 
current moo d: the regular fry at the bottom of the bag of chickfila fries 
about to get on a plane headed to hawaii ! ! ! ! (@ portland international airport (p dx )) URL 
“USERNAME really thomas 😒 lmao USERNAME URL <<< he sends me this message every time i beat him (every game) 
pick my self up again , i'm still good 😏 👏 
biology sucks , oh my god .. i already know this . 😏 
let me be the one to show you what a good time is 😏 
USERNAME well mamas gotta go to school ! ! ! ! gonna be sa d: ( 
domino's for the crib ! 💵🍻 @ 😾 big kat's boom boom room 😼 URL 
i got a knit mark on my forehead for sleeping too long in class 😒 
darryl better have my gift wen i get home >.< ! 
a simple text can make me smile like an idiot 😏 
wisdom teeth are coming out today ! time to trip on some local anesthetics ! d: 
USERNAME yeah tell me about it 😒 not fun at all . 
having sensi skin will be the death of me .... 😠 😣 
i love watching history and learning about it but hate the class . 😒 
USERNAME try it ! i thought i did good 😏 
i just want to go home , fuck this 😒 
USERNAME well i have only one of your cheeks lol >.< cause i look stupid 
wish i had someone to keep me warm today 😒 
i can show you better than you could ever imagine , just wait && see ! 😋 😏 
wtf is starbucks trying to do to me ? ! ? ! #nasty URL 
kinda wish i didn't break that party up last night 😒 
missed all possible trains this morning; had to drive in ( >_< ) (@ world trade center parking garage) URL 
USERNAME naa not any more my job put me on pappers . so no more smokin wee d: -) 
USERNAME i've noticed before sometimes my phone won't even unlock because the screen doesn't respond 😑 so annoying 
spotte d: basic art douche staring longingly at a jackson pollock 
i love both of them ... i miss my family >_< 
goodmornin' twitter , although i feel like crap .😷 😒 
beer , vodka & buchannan's ! ! never again . 😖 😩 😭 
3-5 eagles play the 3-5 cowboys ... how exciting 😑 
USERNAME lol yeah liana , but my profile picture old >.< how do i change it ? 
a new spec (v0.11) for fastg , a genome assembly file format , has been publishe d: URL 
wires down | n 13th av/n davis st | 09 :3 8:03 | #p dx traffic 
cookies smell good ! ! ! ! ! ! excite d: ) 
online , lines between personal and private life blurre d; you're always repping your company , so exercise good judgement , says guth . #com211 
USERNAME oh wait i can't go tonight ... i have a date >.< 
all that lip gloss she dont need that on cays it gunna wipe of when she lick my balls 😏 
fuck i left my makeup bag at my dorm 😔 😒 
and there is no public debt in the u . s . // USERNAME assa d: 'there is no civil war in syria' URL 
my feet are soaked . no water proof . no goo d: ( 
. USERNAME cocaine makes crack heads happy , yet it is ba d; murder makes sociopaths happy , yet it is bad 
i hate when i accidentally drive sucky bc no one can mistake my car 😐 
USERNAME yeah me too ! dexter is my baby and he ran away ! 😣 
pomegranates and satsumas are now available at USERNAME near #reedcollege #sep dx #p dx foo @ berry good URL 
what so you know ? it's friday and i've done absolutely nothing in school all day .. #bored #happy 
USERNAME i texted u twice and caled once ! ! but it's cool ): ) 😒 
today is not exactly a good one . the little things are getting to me . 😣 
detroit comfort foo d: fattoush salad with chicken shawarma and crushed lentil soup URL 
im taller then my ten yr old sister but shorter then my twelve yr old brother 😣 
USERNAME do you like it ! ? i'm not lookin to be at danny's much longer 😒 
i just want puppy . is that too much to ask ? 😒 🐶🐾 
got some big decisions to make . can't keep avoiding them forever 😣 
what to do while waiting for #directtv to show up ... #bored #hurryup 
shippin' up to boston this weekend ? here's your pregame anthem to get you in the fightin' moo d: URL #goirish 
if this nonsense cold could stop making me feel like death that'd be great . also if i could get everything to finish my house also .. great 😒 
USERNAME you're not gonna tell me are you 😑 🔫 
kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest feelings in the worl d: ) 
why do ppl still have romney/ryan signs in their yards ? 😒 
but i guess i’ll pay off my black ops and hitman today 😏 i’m gonna get it so why procrastinate lol 
shit , i wanted to go to the montclair mall after work . now i gotta drive out there willingly 😑 
gotta go into work to pick up that 💰💵💸 lol jk my check will only be like $12. 😒 
logan keeps winking at me but not giving me candy ... i hate him 😒 😡 USERNAME 
deja & i ! #bored #history #5thhour #sophmoreyear #friday @ j . i . case high school URL 
i vow to never drink again ! my stomach is killing me ! and i don't even know what happened last night . ugh . 😁 😖 😢 
lol i have a general admission standing advantage above all of you concert goers . suck on this dick bitches 😏 
i want to go to a concert soon .. possibly warped tour .. 😏 
USERNAME is it $30 to replace it there too 😒 #quinnipiacproblems 
it's one of those fuck everybody stay in bed days .. 😒 
USERNAME why does it matter to u ? ......... shut up . 😏 
looking goo d: pad & quill cases for the ipad mini 
had the most horrible nightmares last night ... i think im more tired now then when i fell asleep . 😫 😖 😡 
USERNAME lol i do own a weave , 22 inches girl but it just takes long to style it so i don't bother wearing it so often 😑 i'm sure hair isn't 
sitting in advisement abs this girl keeps staring at me 😏 😒 
USERNAME still creeped out about what that janitor said to me #eww 
mane i always smoke right when i get home lol . i day fuck everything i'm bout to smoke a blunt . or two lol . 😏 
raamiah just told me to mail him some rudy’s 😒 .. i officially hate him . lol 
i'm so hungry ! ! ! eyy yii yii 😖 😖 
is it true ? no physics test today ? 😱 😱 😣 😱 
this annoying girl behind me is smacking her gum like a freaking caveman . like oh my god close your mouth . #nasty . 
ugh it always smells terrible in this classroom 😣 😖 
i’m really amazed at how smart my phone is at times . today it properly corrected to motörhea d; somebody did their job right ! 
i'm exhausted , but my night was amazing . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME it's gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day now ! 😖 😩 
he is a perfect 10. ohmygosh . he's perfect ~~~ 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME i don't have your number anymore ;( dm me it . all my contacts got erased d: 
i hope i did good on my test and quiz 😏 😮 😔 🙏 lol 
this instagram on the web is not too shabby . me gives it 👍 up ! 😏 😏 
i kinda wanna paint my nails ... but i can't d: 
i don't want to go back to school . 😒 
USERNAME aawwh thanks courtney 😊 😊 😊 😊 😏 😏 
still in freaking greenville ! gosh i should of stayed home . my head is killing me . >.< 
the lunch lady for this preschool needs to give it up . she grumpy as hell 😒 
worst . cramps . of my life . d; < 
so the instructor isn't in class but she's sending us emails right now about reading assignments 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME my friend in my office is working on this project . you might be intereste d: URL 
she loves me ;) fw d: walk your little legs faster lol 
i hate the smell of public bathroom hand soap 😒 
like k its just a beanie . 😒 😒 😒 
fabulous #brooklynheights opportunity ! spacious 2br/2ba in a beautiful pre-war bldg just liste d: - $3,500 - URL 
- in ms . mcgee class taking notes 😏 URL 
oh sure i don't care if you don't turn on the ac in the gym 😑 
USERNAME its obama's worl d: after election ohio businessman reads prayer to staff then lays off 156 employees ! 
people at work are talking about how shitty otterboxes look on iphones .... here i am on my iphone that has an otterbox 😒 
i'm either tired , bored , hungry , or all 3 at school 😑 
USERNAME they play at 2 tomorrow .. haha idk just watch 1st half of ftball and 2nd half of bball ... kidding .. idk prbly bball though .. >_< 
uncle took the damn car keys now i gotta take the bus to work 😑 #cranky #annoyed 
USERNAME lmao aw man it was that good huh ? 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i have a taste for a good ass night to let loose 😏 haha 
USERNAME no left will invent even more leftist carrot iot keep #morefreestuff voters addicte d; drags the right to middle & middle to left 
on my way to p dx airport ! ! (@ trimet parkrose/sumner transit center) URL 
been at #ucf for 45 minutes , and in that time i've hear d: #dubstep #agleeclub and #soemdouchebeatboxing . so glad i'm graduating 
ohmg just ran into my teacher who claimed she was sick nd let us out 1 min after class started eating ice cream walkin outside ... bitch 😑 
so benni conned me into makin him scrambled eggs , i got a coke ad baby snickers , how does this work exactly 😏 
10 til 10:00 and i'm the only one from my team even here yet . 😒 😑 
i just ate a whole god damn meal and i'm still hungry 😒 
stop blaming your farts on the cat USERNAME #ratchet #stanky 😖 😷 
overbooked flight . now we're being taxied to cincinnati ... awesome 😒 
dry conditions will prevail today . only gear required today are shades & a light jacket this afternoon . high: 73°. win d: e at 5. tgif ! #flwx 
you wear makeup to the point where your face doesn't even look like your arms . #ew #tomuchmakeup 
USERNAME sends me nudies when he gets drunk . 😏 
resisting the urge to busy out dancing to shots in a car full of fancy business people from work ... 😐 
highschool teachers over exaggerate on referrals . <<< bitch asked once calling role 😑 
dear worl d; i am not impressed . i need someone to impress me today . preferably someone here at work . 
laundry takes so fucking long when you live in an apartment , where's my mom when i need her 😣 
USERNAME , perfect boyfrien d: doesn't cheat . doesn't drink . doesn't smoke . & doesn't exist . 
i hate spanish . all i hear is vffjk buenos jkifddvh hire dos etiojg glmods hola 😒 
20 floaties in my pop from my chil d; #isthisreallife 
gentlemen , please learn to take a hint . 😑 
on road trip w/ dad to st . ignace , mich . finally had time to finish #drift by USERNAME important rea d; agree w/ her entire 'to-do' list . 
came to a job fair , got greeted by a long line . looks like i won't make it today . d: (@ kennedy-king college) URL 
i'm a hoe but you wanna talk to me lol 😏 
foggy day in the beavs #fall #p dx #beaverton #fog #weather #seasonchange @ beaverton URL 
this lady just said i represented the devil because im part arabian .. 😒 okay lady that i've never met before . 
english is my favorite class but is really starting to stress me out .. #wah 😖 😫 
fuuck thsis is why i dont fuck wit fourlokoz nomore 😑 
why is niko the only person replying to my texts ? 😐 
today = 😢 😥 😞 😒 😔 wish i had someone to cheer me up 
day 3 of working on me ! that rhymes .. 😐 
shout out to people that post ootd pics on ig that don't know how to dress worth crap 😣 
i hit my head on the locker . im an idiot 😒 
it's friday , like why are you teaching ? 😒 
for me , the more i get to know someone the more attractive they become 😏 
USERNAME i didn’t think the non-retina display would bug me , but it di d; especially after using an iphone 5 and ipad 3. i’ll wait for 2.0. 
come around here the soun d; girl you make my heart pound . #pressure 
they fed me left over breakfast for lunch . #gross 
😒 oh rt USERNAME USERNAME in 1981 when clemson won the national championship 
great #brooklynheights 1 bedroom apartment #brooklyn just liste d: - $2,750 - URL 
woah ok chill . not that desperate . 😒 URL 
since when is blow drying an extra cost ? this is bologna 👎 😒 
im so hungry ! ! ! ! 😣 😔 🍕🍔🍟🍗🍖🍤🍴 
actually considering calling in work tonight 😐 that's how you know i'm really fucking sick lol . i barely ever call in on the weekends 
ready to go home in this boring class .... tgif #tgif #bored #home 
two more hours until ... i go to my other job 😒 
USERNAME dont talk no more ! she b ignorin me at school 😣 
you've known each other for 3 days ... you're not best friends . 😒 
love when all my paycheck goes to gas #not 😒 
when people tell you that you seem like your in a good moo d: ) #iguessitcauseitsfriday #3dayweekend 
i hate my older brother he didn't wanna take me to school 😒 
i wish i had USERNAME to talk to me on this stupid field trip . 😒 🔫 
#oomf gave me his # last night w/o me even asking 😏 
walkin to get my second paycheck of the day 😏 
do not be misle d: -1 corinthians 15 :3 3 
by third period i'm always just ready to go home #bored 
i haven't eaten since yesterday about this time ..... a nigga hongry ! 😖 
prime #brooklynheights #brooklyn spacious studio in beautiful pre-war full serv bldg just liste d: - $2,050 - URL 
"USERNAME denver zoo's elephant passage captures top engineering awar d: URL USERNAME 
twitter in 3 d: 1) personal (family , life , twitpics) 2) professional (work , trends) 3) thought (ideas , opinions) USERNAME #rn12 
doing laundry and cleaning my house is what my afternoon consists of . 😒 
i spilled soda on my pants 😡 😡 😡 😖 😖 😖 😢 😢 😢 
shout out to my new follower , USERNAME 😏 😊 
USERNAME it'll be fun :d and thanks ! i've been kind of uh , distracted :d i've been working like crazy too this past week d: 
welp ... totally just broke the stereotype 😕 😑 #failedthattest #damnit 
hate the fk when i drink a bottle i wake up lazy n with my body sore >.< 
USERNAME when are you coming ? ! i need to make sure i am off or off early since last time i didn't see you 😒 i miss you dearly 
if you don't have the body to be showing of your stomach with a cutoff tshirt that shows your stomach , don't wear it #gross 
oh but i thought you don't work there anymore 😒 
congrats ! rt USERNAME out of beta and officially launching swirl today ! really excite d: URL 
minnie is throwing a temper tantrum because i won't pick her up and put her in my bed . 😒 she can jump up here if she wanted to . 
she's stole my thong from the laundromat as a souvenir , she always wants a piece of my navajo cake #ff USERNAME 😏 
im a coach i can show you how to be player 😏 
that shit was flawless until i dropped it 5 times yesterday 😞 😒 
in class boredd as hell with my lame ass classmates ! ! 😒 
my thigh doesn't hurt nearly as much as it did last night , or like i thought it would this morning . this is good . #pleasantlysurprised ☺ 😏 
rt USERNAME first photograph ever snapped in finlan d: URL 
i have so much work to make up 😒 😔 
woo hoo ! ! ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 4 others) URL 
nurses complementing me on the things i'm wearing .. they want the d 😏 
just spent 5 minutes looking for my phone and it was in my pocket ? 😐 📵 
USERNAME i know lol i just got confused for a second >.< 
i cant settle for less i deserve so much more :: >_< :: 
that kind .... and he's wearing an ou shirt 😒 😡 
USERNAME hahaha can you tell me why i'm not following you .. ? 😐 
rt USERNAME watching a fistful of dollars tonight on tcm ? what , no USERNAME watch it here instea d: URL 
bounce on it put my mouth on it 😏 👄 
come home to find USERNAME just getting out of bed .. 😒 
spector has nothing on this wall of soun d: coltrane , journey , joy division , ar @ villa valencia condominiums URL 
getting whistled at by a middle aged man while walking home #ew #thanksbutnothanks 
USERNAME i just got my first ticket for doing that 😒 
my baby brother is all grown up . i feel old as fuck 😒 
USERNAME loll mira ! ! ! i'm pumped brodaa ! ill give you a call when i get there . this dudes working till 9 :3 0 😒 😒 what about you ? 
can not wait for tonight 😏 and the rest of the weekend ! 
i really don't want to go to 6th hour 😒 
as soon as i got to the front of the room to turn my paper in , i sneezed 😒 
the littlest things make me want to cry my eyes out right now 😒 
eww i hate when old gays be checking u out dx #notforme #notlookingfordaddies #hellsno 
i have come to the conclusion that i should just accept failure . it just wasn't meant to be 😣 
ugh . #todaysuxx #fuckschool #tired #hungry #bored @ stockdale high school URL 
USERNAME oh yes and when we are old we will have bad livers 😏 
the cleaning lady threw away my nachos from last night ! 😲 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 #fml 
ugh ! ! ! r u kidding me . my stupid mom took the keys to the audi with her for the weeken d: ( 
USERNAME who else yu think is down for morongo ? 😏 
here comes noodles my little kittes USERNAME USERNAME 😸 😼 
i love ghetto USERNAME ... she's so much cooler then mature , responsible , smart autumn 😏 😋 
garrett and taylor are so mean to me . 😑 
USERNAME all i hear is that chicks out of tone voice and all i smell is her raunchy stank . #eww . and she coughed right over my head ): 
it's not even my birthday , but he wanna lick the icing off 😏 
every time i cough it feels like i've been shot 😖 🔫 
if you make a fake account saying its your boyfriend , you have serious problems 😒 
i like it when a friday turns goo d: looking forward to USERNAME treats tonight with USERNAME only 5 mins from my office=trouble . 
well that couldn't have worked out any better ☺ 😏 ✌ 
USERNAME excuse me while i go find a bathroom to vomit in #nasty 
what the fuck does she even want ? ! 😐 😖 
i don't want to go christmas shopping . 😕 😑 
jammin to baby boy by beyonce and sean paul 😐 USERNAME 
no more leaves ! i love bare trees ! ! #trees #treesofportland #igers #instap dx #pd @ portland state university URL 
my blood pressure is too high they took it twice and i feel like my arm is going to fall off . 😖 
hate when the dentist has their fingers in my mouth , and they be tryna talk to me 😒 
its friday :) time to shave my face 😂 👨 😶 😏 lol 
USERNAME soo ... long story short .. you's a bitch ? 😏 
this whole one day off thing is gonna get old reaal quick 😒 
if i have high blood pressure i'm going to cry 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME i agree nick . kate , you went way over the line . you really shouldn't talk about anyone's penis . #gross 
had such a scary dream . i hate when that happens 😖 
its 12 and my weekend is here can yall hurry yalls butts so i wont be so bored ! USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #bored 
just got sniffed by a gay dude .. what does that even mean tho .. 😐 
USERNAME lol i don't like you mateo 😒 😒 😒 
its really annoying when the back of your phone is not for no reason 😑 
hurry up evening ! im all about these drinks ! 😏 
yeah nighas actin like they really can't recognize me 😒 
USERNAME & USERNAME sports tweets make me wanna 😞 🔫 myself 😒 
this speedy check out lane is nott very speedy 😒 
i kid you not . the same dishes have been sitting in the sink since monday . i refuse to clean up others' messes . #gross 
having to pee but trying to avoid your stepdad <<< #ughh 😣 
i don't wanna retweet you too much tara 😑 people may think i'm stalking you . 
it's confirme d: USERNAME is visiting me for my birthday and USERNAME #kanetakeover2 USERNAME in 3 weeks ! ! ! #cannotwait #bff 
soo early for this damn class ... im sittin here in the hall lookin like a freshman 😐 😟 
the thing that lives under my school . #creeper #monster #igers #instap dx #p dx #p @ portland state university URL 
i have to drive to tallahassee . again . 😑 🔫 
5 or so years of college i never noticed entitled/rude professors and 1 year of working in higher e d= pompous ass' everywhere 
imaa get ths moneyy . one wayy or anotherr . #grrind ! 😏 💰💰💰 
most nurses are some of the meanest people i've ever met #rude 
all this muaafuqqin cussin on my got dx mn tl dont make no fxckin since ! hell sit ya asx's down shxt 
USERNAME USERNAME and i'm bringing dishonor to the family with my grades >.< 
USERNAME stripper we would make some good money 😏 👯 
my coworkers no me well already lol @ avi dx change URL 
my beard definitely stands out more in sfo than p dx . i think this is an awesome thing ? 
USERNAME USERNAME take that ulani ! 👊👊👊 and USERNAME 🙅 yes that's the dx suck it sign 
i have the sleeping habits of my boyfriend #killmenow 😐 
achievement unlocke d: staff badge acquired . =) @ pacific media expo 2012 URL 
with all of this technology , it is just one distraction after another . 😒 
i wonder how i have a boyfriend when i look like this .... no makeup , nothing #yuck URL 
-took a walk w' mommy .. sort of breezy out >.< URL 
i sneezed and bit my tongue that shit hurt 😖 
USERNAME 😖 i sowwy ! feelin' any better today ? 😲 
it's #dark and #scary #in the #pantry ! ! ! #hungry #bored ! ! ! ! ! @ 8416 s . plum creek dr . URL 
bitches be lookin at my boyfriend then look at me with a wtf face 😑 
i may eat the person in front of me if i don't get something in my stomach asap ! 😣 😖 😵 
USERNAME well you were close to the lyrics haha . that song is gettin truer and truer every year 😒 😫👴 
USERNAME USERNAME don't tag me in that i think you're talking to me 😳 😏 #weird ha 
shit your mouth . i don't stalk . a creep 😏 
*lol but seriously😤 😒 rt USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME fired . lol & i left mine at eric's yesterday 😞 
set my alarm for 10:15 pm instead of 10:15 am ... #oops 😒 👎 
USERNAME had zombie dreams the past two night . definitely like show but they are faster >_< i had to stab one in the face 
“USERNAME we are not normal . im in the blue . USERNAME URL i'm not in the blue . 😏 
USERNAME haha im done with you ! ! ! you said hot 😂 😂 😂 😡 😑 
time to make a difference with 2 appts today ! (@ define d: therapeutic massage) URL 
i need more sleep . soo tired 😐 😴 this work day needs to go faster just saying ! ! ! 
only two more months of taylor . i'm sad 😖 @ landman corsi ballaine & ford , p . c . URL 
i don't even know why i still come to chem ... i always end up teaching this shit to myself 😒 
the weather in baton rouge is so confusing , one day it's freezing and the next it's in the 70's . 😖 i never know what to wear ! 
setting up ! USERNAME #te dx (@ te dx rainier) URL 
USERNAME and this is the reason why i do not let you my coffee 😒 ☕ 
USERNAME hahahaha that's pretty cool though . i just live in an old steel mill town so that's of course boring 😤 😑 
spending all day with middle schoolers just reminds me of why i don't want to be a teacher 😒 
dx mnn hxee whats up yoee ahss ; arounn the cornerr two blocks down frm mcdonalds chill wit dat shxt ! 
USERNAME that sounds so good . i just got to sap 😏 
pot d: 65-year-old woman with large lip lesion treated by surgical excision and repair #plasticsurgery URL 
USERNAME it goes 1. atrisco heritage 2. albuquerque high 3. west mesa 4. rio grande best teams in state 😏 
this lady in here taking ab her obama phone 😒 . that's not what it's called foolish ppl 
USERNAME haha wow dx well i have no choice but to stay -_- 
USERNAME i just thought you'd like to know .. we just took out our dishwasher . and we still don't have a microwave . 😒 
lets see if my car can make it back to hutch 😒 
whenn he just askedd cann he come break me doen tonight >.< no muufuckaa ! 
USERNAME well sai d; ) that's why i asked you . smart little cookie u .. lol 
worried for tonight ... might get a lil too intoxicated 😏 
just took my muscle relaxers .. feeling reaal goo d: ) 
i just trying to watch obamas speech but my dad won't be quiet 😐 
going deaf to USERNAME 's screamo music in the car .... 😖 
USERNAME lol i don't have ios6 i can't see that emojii 😒 
bts styling #extremelyblessed 😏 w/ 2chainz feat . the dream @ kamals 21 URL 
USERNAME i just want to hold and kiss her until she's better d: 
definitely just over spoiled myself at the store , but i ain't mad 😏 
i'd much rather be buying a new watch than sitting at a dent repair shop 😒 
USERNAME oh gosh 😖 😖 i'm gonna tan and stop an rite aid and shower get ready and then ill just come over your house 
some people force me to trust them ! 😑 if i don't trust you then i don't trust you ! fuck off ! ! 
pot d: 65-year-old woman with large lip lesion treated by surgical excision and repair #plasticsurgery URL 
glad dalton pretty much just called me a slut #thanks 😒 
ashley just threw salt water taffy at me .. in the middle of a test #ew #thathurt 
i am a little behind on grading english essays , but thankfully my secretary is helping me get organize d: URL 
the fact that i probably won't see my bf till tuesday is not the business 😒 😔 
bite my bottom lip or kiss on my neck . mutha fucka we betta be fuckin ! 😏 
USERNAME those may be the worst lyrics of all time 😖 whyy 
USERNAME i'm about to come . mine got worse 😖 
this kid just sai d: i think max is rubbing off on people .... #twitterfiendfriday USERNAME 
i want to marry a man who can cook for me 😏 
eeh , watever . like i said before i'm glad i'm moving . 😒 y'all gone see a big difference , just watch .... 
spotte d: o'don , halliday , and and kathryn at mcnellie's at our post test lunch . 
why does the makeup i like have to be so damn expensive ? ! 😑 #esteelauder 
as much as i love my colorful bubble phone case . i'm ordering the rose iphone 5 case . sexy af ! 😏 
my room is like 80 degrees legit , i didn't know how to turn the heat on so i guessed & this was the result 😑 fuck 
hate school so incredibly much this week but USERNAME made me breakfast and i get to see USERNAME and USERNAME this weeken d: ) 
#but then getting in trouble kuz i fucked up my truck 😔 sowwieemomma 😣 
if all fails tonight i will just end up doing the usual when my and fail .. #downtown #artbar #capones 😒 
nunners 😊 #foodsclass #bored #werecute emmnunn @ walkerville collegiate institute URL 
lining up an out of state box ? oh ! 😏 
take me to disneyland so i know it's real 😏 😋 --- 
USERNAME i miss you , too , you little bugger . 😞 😣 
#gohomebirdyouaredrunk ” go home maddy you are drunk” i am home 😒 
USERNAME dude i know . it's all i listen too at work and now it's santa shit 6 weeks early haha . 😒 
not necessarily . most guys wake up with morning wood . 😏 rt 
it's so easy to let go of people now . i don't even think about it twice . sad to see how heartless i've became . 😏 
sunny d tastes the worst after you've just brushed your teeth #gross 
columbia next time in off ! ! ! 😬😬😬😬 😏 
USERNAME real talk , you got some asshole neighbors 😒 
whatchu gonna do wit all dat junk , at dat junk inside dat trunk 😏 
lovely little slumber party at USERNAME last night ... time for reality 😒 laundry , homework , and class now ... great ... 
you might hate me by the end of tonight . #dontcarethough 😏 ✌ 
only USERNAME would steal my phone for me to find this #awesomee σαε boys 😏 😂 URL 
why do i even act surprised every time this happens ? 😑 
me & USERNAME need to hang out asap ! #justsaying d: 
unbuckle my belt , now give me a head start 😏 
this wind seriously needs to chill tf out ! 😒 #noonelikesyou #goawaywind 
😳 😳 😳 i don't smoke but can i take it to sell it ? ? 😏 
i had dha most awkward dream 😣 😁 😳 kinda scared ta go bak ta sleep 
my headphones are turned up all the way and i can still hear these ladies voices 😑 🙉 
we look pretty happy considering we're freezing in 37 degree weather ! 😣 #oregon #cold #fun @ mountain moka URL 
when my nails aren't done & i have chipped nail polish , i feel like a trashy bitch . #yuck 
is it 1 :3 6 yet ? nope 3 more hours 😒 ready to go home ! 
USERNAME USERNAME so you the emoji king now maybacc 😑 🔫💣 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME took me out his bio ? snm ! >_< #solid . 
USERNAME oh i'll make you more then a sandwich 😏 
look me in my face , i ain't got no worries 😏 
i feel like meh & #oomf ain't clickin anymore . 😒 
oo you think you can cook ? ! ? 😏 USERNAME 
welp , i went from sinus headache to a cough and tight feeling in chest ! 😣 #tea #teatime having a nice cuppa of lemony tea ! 
the mike brown being fired story is gonna take over #espn all week now 😒 
USERNAME you have the balls that i'm still waiting to grow 😒 
what i did cuse i was bore d: ) @ higgins hall URL 
gonna be taking an online political science test soon ... 😒 
sex scenes inn the movie with ugly ppl <<<<< #yuck 
lakers need a new coach anyway like wtf mike brown got going on >_< 
USERNAME i'm so happy for you , you'll be the best critter cuddler ever ! 😏 
USERNAME don't forget to watch your sparkly bloodsucker and alpaca-wolf on ellen at 4 ! ! ! 😏 
USERNAME oh btw the lakers can 🙅. and since you don't have an iphone it's the dx suck it sign . yeah your welcome . #lakerssuck 
tgif ! come join us for this chilly weeken d: hot chocolate , blowdrys , and gossip ? ! yes , please ! xoxo 
if she got a big booty and she dances for you that's love right there . if she doesn't you know where you stand . 😏 
debating jumping on this flight to cancun instead ... 😏 
time of your life & do your dance is on repeat . >_< fml i love it . 
88.2% in gov ... like fuck now i have to get an a 😑 
since you're always asking me the dumb question about the chicken . 😒 🐔🐣 URL 
the case for is gaining followers . USERNAME is on boar d: URL USERNAME 
i'm so tired , then i gotta work today . #eww 
dress and boots type of day ? ? yeaa i guess so ! 👢👗😁 😏 URL 
the last place i wanna be right now is work 😑 
my mother keeps talking about how much she loves her house & can’t see herself moving . 😏 that’s fine… stay… 😒 my time is up… i gotta go . 💨✌ 
parental discretion advise d: i just might have won the award for the best sexting in the northeastern united states 
field trips in college are not as exciting as they were in elementary , middle , or high school . 😒 
pot d: 65-year-old woman with large lip lesion treated by surgical excision and repair #plasticsurgery URL 
driving to seattle , early in the morning with my sis . 😏 
just saw my neighbor's kid wearing crocs . wow , if they hate him that much , just put him up for adoption . don't make him suffer like that >.< 
he ain't answer he better be dead or dying 😑 
@ this point .. idek what girl i wanna seriously talk to cos either they ain't loyal or they got to much going on in they life 😒 
it's official , never tweeting or posting anything to USERNAME he never replies .. #loserboyfriend 😒 
USERNAME threw it way wayy back .. 7th grade #ew #lmao URL 
i must have it on a christmas station or something . 3 christmas songs just played back to back . 😐 
she sai d: shidd i ain't bouta sweat out my dollar deodorant ! 
driving to seattle , early this morning with my sis . 😏 
oaklan d: the cathedral of learning and the carnegie museum of natural history URL (blog post) 
rt USERNAME lesson to be learne d: you never want to get the from kobe bryant . 
USERNAME takes over your life ! ! plus , you still haven't brought me rolls ! 😒 ☺ 
just remembered that i sold my phone last night >.< 
jackboiz & jackgirlz - them hoes like ! song crank >_< 
so i'm in the locker room taking a 💩 when i hear lockdown ! fuck 😒 
so upset that i’m not going to neither a$aps concert or to edc tonight 😒 
USERNAME & that i might not be able to go to the veterans day parade because of this stupid anklee d; 
this day is already annoying and it's only 1 :3 0. 😒 
my kitties have been bitching all night to let them out but i won't cause of raccoons . now it's daytime but its windy 😒 stubborn asses 
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i really want a psl from starbucks but i really don't feel like leaving my house again 😒 #lazygirlprobz 
first day of work tomorrow at 11 meaning i have to miss the last football game wah 😒 
ohh , so my ex jus inboxed me on fb >.< 
really don't want to work tonight . 2-10 is going to be the longest shift ever 😏 growing up really sucks ! i wanna be a lil kid again 
USERNAME first of all , you're amazing . second of all , talk to papa ! 😒 
me USERNAME and USERNAME go hard in gym #basketball 🏀 😏 
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i don't like politics at all but the state of syria makes me feel so sa d: ( the world is messed up ! 
when girls wear jeans & their ass so flat it looks like they're saggin ! - lmao #ew 
USERNAME haha . never gonna happen . he wants front office position . he already tried at p dx but the front office there are idiots . 
the old , and when i say old i mean 👴old , men on this campus are more perverted than these college boys 😷 😒 
USERNAME well not anymore ! ! kinda bumme d: ( 
my moms the best just brought me lunch in be d: ) 
USERNAME you're talking about me right ? bc you saw my tweets about t . swift and michelle branch 😏 
not okay , let me just throw a smile on and move on with my day .... 😒 
USERNAME fuck you lmao the point was that i always wake up early 😒 
USERNAME is still sleeping and she went to bed at 8 :3 0pm . i hate her . 😒 😴 😠 
i needa get up outta dalton , ga .. shit , outta da south period ! 😣 
dude pays me & buys me lunch everyday at work 😏 ill take itt 
i don't wanna lose weight i actually wanna gain but only in muscles n tone up to be thick 😏 😼 
USERNAME nahh . only reason i want them to win cus dwight howard other then that trash .. ! ! sike i quit lakers are the shit 😒 
i'd say i'm less of an loler and more of a hehehehehehehe . also #bored 
every time i swallow food it feels like i'm eating razor blades #ouch 😖 😬🔪🔪 
USERNAME lol fair enough ... can't be messing with you now that your the big and all whoopdie shit 😏 
USERNAME dude im in the locker room , full of crying and panicking freshmans 😒 
nihart re-electe d; ervin , o'neill join her on council -pacifica tribune URL #rockawaybeach #pacifica #ca 
is there a full moon tonight ? ! people are acting crazy 😒 
now i know when i send this one back to not order the commuter case 😒 
the light on my phone is flickering 😒 i thought i would be clear after dropping it in water but bad things are slowly happening 😞 
no . chemistry ! oh wait ... someone skipped today . 😑 😒 
i'm trying not to be late to this meeting 😒 
wtf ! ! ! they're so greedy -_- just because there was a fire sale they didn't revive me when i could've saved them w/ the thuder gun i had 😒 
USERNAME romney doesnt deserve it . he failed . andd ayyee ! 😏 maa niggaa nutter 😏 
lunch date with USERNAME ! ! ! #happygirl still can't find my dern keys 😒 throws a wrench in todays plans ... 
i am such a procrastinator , ahh , i need to pack for coastal >_< 
ven a la cafeteria , hoy tienen tu especialida d: camarones empanizados . USERNAME 
every time i'm about to fall asleep , someone calls me . 😒 
i really need to grow some fuckin balls already and just do what i gotta do . 😣 
when mr . mahoney and i have the same amount of scruffiness 😏 👏 
she needs to text me back and let a nigga know something .. not gunna pack for no reason 😒 
i just wanna go home & lay down 😔 😞 😖 
what do i do today fellow catamounts ? o.o #bored #coulddohomework #gonnaeatallday 
read this “USERNAME i talked to USERNAME of USERNAME about USERNAME and the merging of apps and music . rea d: URL 
friday , friday , friday , gotta get down on friday 😏 
i have really fucked up dreams about you still . 😒 🙅✋ #juststopp #youdisgustme 
the song in town will always bring back a great memory . 😏 
nihart re-electe d; ervin , o'neill join her on council URL most read by neighbors in #rockawaybeach #pacifica 
1 thing i hate about growing up & having a job .. paying for car expenses .. new tires now brakes .. money that could have gone to clothes 😑 #smh 
i don't want to see you again .. 😒 😞 
note to self- bring entertainment while waiting for oil change . #bored ! ! 
USERNAME well poop haha monday for lunch then ? 😏 
USERNAME haha 😏 naw the he man women haters ! 
put my car in the shop , take pharmacy test &state test , study , finish my internship , work , jesse&sleep . so much money &time for lil ol me 😖 
USERNAME you a real ass nigga . ! i was just playing dx 
here's the gun #lakersnation ... 🔫 😐 finish the job yourselves . 
this guy feels like he got hit by a train today 😳 😷 😐 @ joliet junior college URL 
USERNAME yes ! ! i was going to call you but my phone die d: ( what time did you get there ? ! 
my teacher just picked his ear & smelled his finger d: ! 
spotte d: mr . duncan from home alone . at least that's the story i'm sticking to . 
in other news: lunch gave me snake belly and the itis . #fatty 🐍 😣 😴 
i don't have a pretty smile but i think it'll do 😏 #goodenough #ithink @ riverdale high school URL 
overhear d: said the man eating a snickers in weight room . 
i could never sit on the streets , show my face , and beg for money . idkk how people become homeless . i can't 😣 
so i didn't get up when my alarm went off 😒 😒 
that's my boyfriend but he doesn't know we're datig 😐 
USERNAME same here , i just wanna sleep the day away instea d: ( 
twitter’s hour-long sustained peak of 9,965 tps during election displays shift in how service is use d: URL 
#oofm said she can't be an organ donor because she has tattoos and it's not allowed 😒 #dumbbitch 
can't believe i just ate a school hotdog for lunch #barf 😖 😷 
i'm bout tired ass hell and i'm just now getting to work 😑 👎 
anyone trying to get some piercings today with me ? 💉💉😷💉 #needsomethingnew #bored 
you sir . get a shitty review from me . 😏 
cutting people out of my life ! 😒 😒 ✌✌ 
work till 11. then back again in the morn .. no fun tonight 😒 😇 
the first step to homemade brea d; the dough after rising all night . i think i've got the method down - will share . URL 
i've rested for 3days & i can't get rid of this sore throat ... smh 😣 😶 
i even got the most uncomfortable underwear on cus i couldn't find shit 😒 😒 😒 
a model's gotta eat , too 😏 #wingstop #hooters #sweetlisas #mazzios @ booker t washington hs URL 
i just threw out some horrifying pasta thing that had mold on it from our fridge #disgusting 😫 
USERNAME never texts me back . i feel so left out & unloved when she doesn't text me back 😣 😔 
my mom got me together soo fast ! it was one time i didn't answer my phone for her lol 😳 😏 @ my bed URL 
when you wake up hella sore and someone punches you on the arm ! >_< hurts but feels amazing lol #nohomo #sore 
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story of my life ! "USERNAME it so hot outside but i can't take my northface off because i'm not wearing a bra 😖 #cursemylaziness ” 
USERNAME that dog whistle is soo last election . lesson learne d: math wins ! 
#shitnobodysays dang , arnold has small arms 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i want a chuck bass ... is that so much to ask for ? 😒 
omgg .... why is this nurse going through my damn gradess d: asdfghjkl i'm going to throw a fit -_- 
amazing read by USERNAME on USERNAME about getting sober . i actually have chills this is so goo d: URL 
USERNAME USERNAME ashley , your barley even beating me 😏 
a movie night sounds good tonight ☺ 😏 💕🎥 . 
pissed at myself for biting my nails 😒 😕 💥 
USERNAME hahaa ! i don't know who has baby ones southwick zoo has tigers 😏 
nap time ... i don't know what alyssa is gonna do but mommy is about to take a nap ! 😏 😴 #churchflowtonight 
lmfaoo omg no i'm not i'm telling idk how that stupid sauce got on my shirt 😒 USERNAME 
USERNAME yeah i still do ! if i don't he bitches . 😒 
USERNAME i'm sorry i fucked upp ! ! ! ! ! 😳 😣 
fuck work . have to be here until close 😣 
black mamba “USERNAME kobe's death stare worke d: #lakers fire mike brown URL 
“USERNAME right now 😏 😊 🙇 URL ur real eyes 
USERNAME the volunteer day at p dx cw for lêp high . 
back to work soon . 😒 . but this weekend will make up for it . #igotafeeling 
just realized i signed up for a tuesday night lab .. and pretty little liars starts in january on tuesday nights .. 😣 #needtoswitchclasses 
and the weekend begins 😏 . . . dun dun dun ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
tomatoes , feta cheese and olive oil ... i'm so mediterranean 😏 
linda fightin wit a guy at the parkin lot >.< nigga be actin cooland shit 
and my good luck charm won't be there 😖 🔫 
i didnt go to college today d: my mom is gonna kill me 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 27 others URL 
father , this is what i teach my children . color , ethnicity , heritage , faith , choice , whatever - accept it all and keep an opened min d; be 
watch come midpoint or after the allstar game ... when they click ... shit gone be #nasty ... on my daughter it is 
there was no point in coming to school today 😒 
USERNAME shame . you forget you reads these tweets ... 😐 
USERNAME i'm sorry but mitt was scary to me d: 
USERNAME i still think that the election was stolen by way of frau d; obama's 'army' insured that--look at the widespread reports of fraud 
so bored on science someone text me d: save me lol 
my son is the perfect alarm clock ... 8am everyday . 😏 
USERNAME but seriously you beat my ass because i couldn't even get up that hill 😐 
laying down in the bathroom thingy , fuck class 😒 URL 
loving to your fellow person , carry an open heart & an opened min d; be courteous , respectful , offer a helping hand , be chivalrous , honorable 
don't ask me what's going on with the bus driver while i'm listening to music 😒 😒 😒 bitch .. 
never mind , i'm not going to sleep . dejanae crying ! 😒 
USERNAME om du ska köpa fuelban d: köp av nike . det finns ingen garanti på fuelbands köpta av andra än nike . 
first time ever in portland ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 27 others) URL 
USERNAME achievements unlocke d: started the game (20g), played dress-up with a spartan (20g) 
we're already adding events to our portland new years facebook page . like it here--> URL #p dx newyears 
drill my teeth away ! just kidding , just kidding d: #dentist 
USERNAME same ! ! ! ! they don't let you smile anymore 😒 😒 
USERNAME lol yo lemme get that & pay for my xbox online please ! 😐 
lesson learne d: stay away from the 20 oz red bulls before class 
ctfu , i'm not goin . nice try doee 😏 
USERNAME lol lock of the weeken d: me getting wasted tonight at duffers . 
“USERNAME USERNAME . :d URL d: /: :,( jealous ! <||||3 
da d: look ! there's USERNAME with a big black girl ! 
the awkward moment when you're somewhere you don't want your mom to know about and u run into someone she knows 😒 
i kind of feel bad for mike brown . ( >_< ) 
so close to being partners , i'd study just for you 😏 
done with work early , about to grab some food and kick back . #outearly #bored 
i think USERNAME only doesn't mind snapchatting me because i now i can't use the selfies he sends me against him ... 😏 
i keep getting spam in my instagram about winning a free chickfila gift card if i click the link ..... 😑 #hatespam 
why is everyone leaving this weeken d: ( #alone #wherearemyfriends 
i just had the worst dream --- ever ! 😳 😣 😫 😯 
the dmv is one of my least favorite places ever ... #longlines #slowpokes ⌚ 😐 🔫🚘 
i think i eat like 10 meals a day 😒 i really need to stop . i gotta start going go the gym again . 
been home from prison 4 months and i'm living like mr . drummond 😏 #salute #letthemoneytalk i'm eating steak with everything ! 
that awkward moment when you coma straight through your alarm and almost skip class for the third time today 😒 😴😴 
USERNAME yeahh 😪 everyone is confusing at this age . 😒 
lol so why am i the only one in my shop that knows how to do eyebrows 😑 
i have to say today is going smooth . 😎 😎 😏 😏 
just announce d: melissa ferrick with anne heaton at the irving on wednesday , december 5th , 8pm . URL 
maybe i'll do something rebellious before work .. #whattodo 😏 
let's see what kind of shit we can get into tonight 😏 
i'ma guess on this piece of shit test . 😒 
lazy day till i have to start work later 😣 
why does everyone refer to every pair of 11's as the space jams ? 😒 
who woke up on time only to fall back asleep for 2 more hours 😑 
so ive been putting it off , not wanting to ask and make anyone feel uncomfortable but .... i gota know . 😣 
USERNAME were guna end up in our snuggies cuddling w/our stuffed animals , stuffing our faces , and drinking hot chocolate >.< 
beautiful day ! wish there was somewhere i could study that has some goddamn windows 😒 
love when skinny girls have that perky cute butt and a nice pair off tits >.< 
USERNAME *shows up an hour early to the train station* 😑 😒 
when USERNAME hugs me nd wipes his sweat on me << #ew #germfreak #iwantedtopunchyou #butyouretobig #scared 
USERNAME ok , mas na hora q eu vou abrir tua pagina aparece q n existe d: me manda pelo webstagram teu perfil ! 
ahh so i guess i ain’t seeing molly tonight shame everyone will be bumping to her tonight 😑 
moving to washington ? ? hmm , i would actually be down . i hate this crappy town . d; 
USERNAME USERNAME he's not little , assholes 😒 he's average . leave burt alone ! 
you da fuckin best , best i ever ha d; ) 
omgg . i did it again . you make wanna say oo omg . 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME he does it to me all the time too . #rude 
so instead of calling an exterminator she just wants to set up traps . needless to say id like to leave my house asap . #gross #getmeoutofhere 
there really is an unsaid but understood texting etiquette and it drives me nuts . 😒 
USERNAME it worke d; how could one not smile at that wee angel precious ? ! #adorable 
tanisha stay violating my shit cause i'm in high school 😒 
lesson learne d: if you have a table at a con , you’re responsible for knowing the exits for every mouthbreather that asks . :) 
where are all my damn beanies 😣 ? ? ? 
guess i'll go home , change , and walk to mars by myself 😒 
3 and a half more hours to go ... 😣 🔫 
my sister ain't have class cause of their homecoming 😒 usf never did that . 
stop calling me from other #'s i dont want u im happy im my relationship with maxy poo ! plus ur fat and ugly #exbf #gross #ihatehim 
bye portlandia .... until next time (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 30 others) URL 
i have zero interest in learning microbiology today ... or any other day #bored 
just tore my knee the hell up on my desk drawer ! 😖 
brooke just said 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
i'm already irritated before work ..... not good at all 😑 
these kids are really blowing me today . 😒 🔫 
note d: sundevich has a food truck , and it's parked at franklin square right now . yes . 
i realize i intimidate you ... but just accept it & bow down 😏 😋 
USERNAME i wish you still lived here in sa so you could come with to the thirsty horse 😏 
#fact these 45 min . are ready to be the longest 45 mins . i ever had to wait for . 😑 😔 
i feel like no one wants to talk to me ! d: 
hey i'm at work ! wish i was home 😒 off at 4 ! thank god ! what are you guys doing ? #work #wendys #bl @ wendy's URL 
iol i swear i drop , spill , or trip over something at least once a day #clutz #clumsy 😑 
respiratory tract infection , i really hate you ... and your making it hard for me to have a social life .. 😷 #home #bored 
i can't believe i work on the college basketball season opener 😖 i could cry 
i would just love to go to sleep and not wake up until i feel better and can stop taking so much medicine 😐 #seriouslythough 
u can only be a loser if u decide u want to be a loser ! ! 😒 
foo d: jerky business aims to expand -press-enterprise URL #ranchocucamonga #ca 
i'll clean until this lady comes . 😣 😞 😖 😩 
last time i seen that guy .. he was up & walking around . now he's in a wheel chair with one leg . >_< 
USERNAME 😒 😒 is that a pic of you when u were little ? 
couldn't find my way out of the mall till i realized i was on the wrong floor 😒 #lol 
USERNAME lol good ill have to come in ! ! and he's good getting so damn big d= sigh 
when a music video doesn't tell a story 😒 <<< 
i may go to sam but i don't talk shit bout reagan or waltrip >.< i ain't part of this shit . . . . 
sombody gone order me food , sick of plsyin wit ppl kids . >.< 
my grandma is working on her death bed ! 😒 
showing up an hour 😑 what am i suppose to do now ! 
how am i suppose to look off the person next to mes notes when she wrote them in chinese 😑 #bitter 
i'm a genius for going shopping with my mom and mawmaw 😏 
first #freakyfriday post in 3weeks , well fucking deserved #spanking #rough #xx @ dirtymindd 😏 URL 
re d: don't you like anything cheap kitty: i like you lol #that70sshow 
USERNAME yeah he's got big smells for such a lil dude too #yuck 
USERNAME it's because i'm such an impulse buyer . 😒 
so much on my mind .. all i wanna do is go home and sleep . 😒 🔫 
USERNAME sure yet either 😣 but u and whoever shld come pregame w us tn if u want before we find somethin 😊 
dawg ! why is USERNAME young ass retweeting me after she said she hates me lastnight >.< 
i feel like a toddler when the only thing i want to drink is apple juice 😒 
tims kind of day .... yeah i'm that bored i'm taking pics of my shoes 😒 #isit5yet URL 
i could do you dirty , but that ain't even my character , but keep fucking with me if you want to 😏 
woke up from one of the creepiest dreams ever to see a random guy standing in my room ... turns out it was michael 😒 
i wish this guy would hurry up with my oil change #bored #waiting 
who's at city and wants to grab some coffee with me 😏 
you try to get on everyone that you work with #ew 
i saw more of #oomf than i wanted to the other night ... and i just saw her face on my tl . ahh flashbacks ! #smh #yuck #wtf 
i love bad bitches that's my fucking problem 😋 😏 
be it resolve d: these 13 colonies are free & independent states URL 
really don't want to do this presentation ... USERNAME feels me 😒 
i should probably start reading that stupid book for comp .. #manssearchformeaning 😒 📕 
my gengar is shitting on everything except the toilet ... #nasty 
west seattle schools: bex iv levy plan finalize d; on to february v .. -west seattle blog (blog) URL #northpark #seattle #wa 
USERNAME i'm independent ... don't need yo permission ... avoi d= good ... not sure how that works 
having an extra day added to my weekend ain't too bad . 😏 
i need to stop . 😒 i don't even use it . 
i wish USERNAME 's phone had service so i could tell him something ! 😑 😔 
wtf just happened . made no sense to me . get off your high horse & go die in a river . i dont know you . thanks for the false accusation #rude 
west seattle schools: bex iv levy plan finalize d; on to february vote URL most read by neighbors in #northpark #seattle 
alright guys , i go to my be d: ) 
if you plan on giving me tequila also bring a muzzle ... no filter whatsoever . 😐 😐 😐 
because after school i can't take a nap before practice and i have practice till late tonight 😣 😭 
i made it this far , i had to shave if i actually wanna get laid . girls don't like facial hair d: 
finally waking up 😑 😬 USERNAME @ venezia tower URL 
i love tying ties on good looking men 😏 URL 
my grandmother did not just say finna ... oh my lanta 😣 
watching the lion king during my business law class #bored 
it's always something ! i'm almost to the will i ever get a break point . 😒 
i miss the songs about jane era maroon 5. fuck whatever they're doing now , it sucks . 😒 
😒 😒 my face when my friends post pics of themselves at the beach 😞 #homesick #t &t #teamtrini 
touchdown ! (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 31 others) URL 
damn , i always want what i can't have . 😏 
#theresareason you didn't make it to my future . guess i shouldn't of tried reconnecting .. #sorrynotsorry #peoplesuck 👎 😒 
USERNAME i call my aunt , , i've called her that since i was little . weird 😐 
. USERNAME as a healthcare provider i ask you to reconsider goal of full repeal of obamacare . how about a review boar d: economists & mds ? 
USERNAME lol that was an office one ... this is a company wide one 😒 
this is what happens when you leave p dx in nov: forget a bathing suit and suntan lotion . #scarfandpajamabottoms URL 
bottom bunking with my little cousin . #ohgod 😁 😒 
wish i had someone to day-drink with . being 21 while all your friends aren't is a real bummer #mylife 😒 🍻 
i do whatever fuck i wanna do . don't question me or give your irrelevant opinions .. 😏 
USERNAME i'm in houston d: well spring area ... up north . lol and i'm hungry ; _ ; wanna go home alreadyy 
of course the only class i need to go to all week is at 2pm on a friday afternoon . #bored 
when USERNAME doesn't answer his phone <<<<<< #ew c'mon pops ! haha 
meanwhile , across the country , #celticnation still has the second best coach in the league 😏 .. #shrug 
USERNAME to embe d: switch stream to grid view (top of tout stream page). play video from grid view . click get embed code) 
it's going to start to rain so that means driving to la in the rain everyday . oh no ! d: 
sa d: USERNAME seeks 15 minutes of fame by insulting USERNAME you've never been in a hurry ? ! ? never had a bad day ? ! ? comical ! ! 
i'm too scared to change my belly button ring .. 😖 
keeping secrets , sneaking around that's the shit i live for 😏 
y'all uneducated , broke hoes do too much for a dick ... 😒 
let me go clean this damn kitchen for my ass cant go nowhere >_< 
USERNAME you should hangout with me because i have no friends either .... 😏 
room and bathroom completely clean ! clutter less room is a clutter less min d: ) 
USERNAME lol fine 😒 i think ill just starve to death when i move out 
USERNAME yes ! and i can feel it under so i adjust it , then the other sides fucked up 😒 
should i just pretend that i can't hear her ? 😏 
this is the third time this week i've been in a doctors office #eww 
when you tell your dad about s boy , he asks is he nice you say yes and he changes the subject 😒 #thanksdad 
4 a's , 2 b's , and 2 c's #noo 😡 😖 
so my twitter not sending my stuff to my phone 😒 
just got hit on by the same guy twice at two different locations #ew #brbpuking 
i think ima text oomf today , its been awhile & she'll know who she is when i text her 😏 👍 
USERNAME damn . veterans day . seems like every other university is off 😣 
i only have seven episodes of doctor who left . dx 
im the only freshman in i . s . s >.< 
i have move this afternoon and no plans tonight . 😒 🔫 
#omwh #pink # sunnyday 💗🎀💄👛💅👍 😏 🎶 @ beverly-salem bridge URL 
grandpa's remarks upon hearing the first track of joyce's drama queens c d: :) he approves . 
USERNAME didn't we say everyone would be on that sosa song in two weeks 😒 #calledit 
wante d: city christmas tree ! (@ pioneer courthouse square w/ 3 others) [pic]: URL 
good day in school . #workflow till close now though . 😒 
first weekend in a year ive had off ... best believe shit will go down all weeken d; ) 
when i convince someone to get an iphone i always start with: 👌🐢🐣🍨🙊 😳 😏 🌽🎱🏇 
me & USERNAME were shittin in whiffle ball lmao 😏 👏🙌 
you make it so good i don't wanna leave 😏 
just realized i was doing the one shoulder look with my backpack ... fuck 😑 
#art #downtownclearwater #clearwater 😏 👍 🌐 @ downtown clearwater URL 
wishing USERNAME lived over here instead of in chicago 👎 😔 😒 😭 
why must i see you everywhere i go ? ! ughh 😣 
get home from college , have dad's attention for about 5 seconds , then he and jaimon start talking about parts and motors ... #atvshopprobs 😒 
USERNAME i leave the 26th silly , i'm having a party the 23rd 😏 
oso sits and facebook and looks at other girls when i'm right here .. 😒 
i wish you could tweet more than 140 characters 😒 
michael jackson record player - 115.00 best offers accepte d: URL #ebaymobile USERNAME USERNAME 
i am so over this nagging cough and head cold that won't go away 😒 i've been taking my meds n vitamins all week tho ! 
this girl in front of me is so annoying ! ! ! ! >.< shut the fuck up ! ! ! 
USERNAME does not mean u can cut it too 😒 
maybe my mom will make me some pizza rolls 😏 #wishfulthinking 
pizza delivery is ranked as the 5th most dangerous job , behin d: military , police officers , stunt performers & firefighters . USERNAME 
😤 😑 i'm gonna get my id tatted so bitches won't be on bullshit 
oso sits on facebook and looks at other girls when i'm right here .. 😒 
work tonight .. #killmenow plus my bun is flat #ew 
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USERNAME no d: lolol some other 2 black girls in lunch -.- 
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to the athlete USERNAME and i just unintentionally stalke d: i'm sorry 
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3 yr . ol d: i don't want pinot grigio ! 
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looks like i'm failing this test . just like i've failed every other test in bhams class . 😒 
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USERNAME goo d: ) we have to tell him he has a new boyfriend tomorrow 
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USERNAME whats the homework from yesterday and today ? >.< 
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who's is go d: he lives in heaven and he is really really old , ah haha my innocent nephew it too stinkin cute 
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USERNAME has about five minutes to text me before that picture gets put on instagram twitter and facebook 😂 😏 
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tried of writing essays every week .. and there not even for english .. #apworld 😒 
i got something in my eye & it wont come out . >.< 
3 more detentions ! ! ! i can do itt .. d: 
on the hunt for a date to semii 😏 😬 😊 
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seriously , if one more guy texts me asking when we're gonna fuck ... 😑 🔫 #never #goaway 
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it's too early to be this dark out , 😒 
emily is so annoying when she thinks she has a cute outfit on #hateit #soannoying #canttalktoher 
someone just loves me , because i keep getting random flowers from unknown people to my job 😏 
.... looks like ill just pin some shit . #bored . 
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USERNAME i'm sorry 😐 😕 😶 how you been tho ? 
howdy , portland ! #gotoexplore (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ USERNAME URL 
😒 physically , i'm saying tonight's work schedule but mentally , i bet i still go in ! 💂 
USERNAME mrs . meyer told me today that they got to do so much more then us .. but they there privileges so we cant . 😒 
USERNAME i'm thinking outside the box 😏 , plus some of us don't have a tread mill lol so don't judge 
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USERNAME yes i know thats good but then i have too much homework >.< 
why is my extremely awkward computer teacher talking about downloading porn ? 😒 *raises hand* 
i should be doing track tomorrow 😒 smh or basketball 
hehe yesterdayy my dad my mommy my sister nd i had like the most awkward convoo ,, lol #sex #virginity >.< 
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i hate the fact that i am easily annoyed . 😒 
USERNAME damn i like it when you boss me 😏 
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supposed to go to williamsburg for black friday and stay the night ... but i think we're gonna have a football game ... 😒 
seriously ! sick again . working with kids has been kicking my immune systems ass . #germs #gross 
okay i really need to get off my phone now >.< 
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was watching harry potter till mom got ahold of the remote 😒 😫 
can't believe it's only 7. 😒 i don't have shit to do . 
USERNAME hahah wouldn't have it any other way 😳 😏 
still not done packing my hospital bag 😒 there's still stuff i need .. 
then again i hate USERNAME when i'm sober too 😏 
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driving today ! was fun ! lol i'm such a good driver ! why don't i have my permit or license yet ? ? ! 😫😫😫😫😫 😖 😖 
, why tf is amia's ex on my tl >.< 
i went outside bare-footed and now i feel more sick ! dx 
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how you want a relationship and you can’t even play basketball ? 😒 
my lips are on fire , i just want you to know . i'm losing my patience for the time that you've waste d; put your lips on my lips . 
just noticed i never go to school when i have gym , now i got lab 2 periods tomorrow >_< 
USERNAME when you go one tumblr , maria made a post saying about the kiss with savannah d: 
i wish you would have never asked me out and we would have just been talking and getting to know eachother more 😒 
heading to the library to do homework . i get easily distracted here at home >.< 
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wishes USERNAME class would hurry up and be done ! #bored 
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trying to enjoy this cig but cold ass fuck . don't really wanna go back into work if i have t . h . o ... >_< 
i have a belly full of nerves for no good reason 😑 
on enough prescribe drugs to kill a small animal 😏 
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what a pathetic excuse of a man ! ! ! ! 😒 
if i had a dollar for every time someone told me ... 💰💰 😒 
i'm tempted to ask my brothers' if they'll bring their xbox and co d: black ops 2 over on thanksgiving ... #gamingdeprived #sadlife 
this is the part i get on my knees & pray for a miracle . 😑 
i should switch my major from public relations to a freaking therapist ! 😒 
i just saw a picture on fb of a baby with three arms . 😑 #swerve 
finally get money in my wallet and then i lose it .... just my luck 😒 
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USERNAME i barely get $ now cause my mom bitches too much-.- and ugh with her 😒 & i'm cold but i'm warm , what shit is that 😑 
USERNAME you're no fun to joke around with anymore 😒 
USERNAME it's da truth d; lolol ernie did it too c; 
USERNAME USERNAME well then you can't recall ! we talked about it during lunch a long time ago >.< 
USERNAME did you really just say that ..... embarr 😐 
i like people who think the same way as me #exactthoughts 😏 
apparently everyone wants to tell me their issues ! i better look like mother teresa ! 😒 
i cannot pull off the hipster look . at all . i just look homeless . 😒 
its called respect , you wouldnt know about it . 😒 #smh 
USERNAME you wish you were cool enough to wear goggles and a hat indoors 😏 
if i don't text you back , then it obviously means i don't wanna talk to you anymore . what do some people not get about that ? 😒 . 
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hi babe USERNAME ill be in sm this weeken d: ) #thatsall 
so much shit to do by the end of the semester and i haven't even started it 😐 
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when it takes my lab experiments in chem and hour to show results <<<< #hcclife #sucks #chemistry #boring URL 
tired of filling out applications interviews >.< just want a job 
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ugh . i'm always fucking shit up ! ! ! ! d: 
my boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn't exist ... 😐 
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these bathrooms be ratchet . 😒 @ anspach hall URL 
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USERNAME i miss mister fitz he was my white nigga ! he gave me a 😒 
bigger headache & hgihest fever ever ! d; fuck me side ways mayne ! ! 
i just heard a black guy say he feels like he looks #wtf #confused 😐 
i have a life proof phone case , but in scare to put it under water . 😑 💦💧 
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USERNAME yea they are , i laugh randomly and strangers around me looking at me like im crazy >.< 
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smfh USERNAME had yet to come check on me ... some best friend she is 😤 😑 👎 
#whatmakesmesmile haha just kidding i can't move my mouth in a smile position 😐 
USERNAME yea . i hate those little streets they are so dangerous sometimes 😒 
rawr ... people say it means i love you in dinosaur , but , i think it means back off or ill eat you ... >.< 
bout to head on a run here in a bit . i've been slacking 😑 . 
as much as you'd like to think i care , i don't .... 😒 
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how do you sit around all day & talk trash about people ? does that honestly make you feel good about yourself ? gross . 😖 bitch plz 
i havent been hungry in 3 days #imdieing 😒 😷 
USERNAME maybe you should just not text him back cause he sounds suicidal , wouldn't want him to do anything dumb 😣 
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ohh emm ghee nigguh stfu you killing my buzz >.< " 
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USERNAME i told my coach that and he told me i was insecure .. 😒 
i've had twitter for ages . i feel so badass ha . 😏 
- that moment when yu happy af then yu get sad then mad out of nowhere ! >_< 
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i swear i'm so excited to see my son tomorrow ! ! ! ! it's been to long , missed my best frien d: ) #fatherlylove 
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maybe it is too good to be true . fml . 😖 😥 
USERNAME hafsaa it's been houres since i seen u d; ;;;;;; that's too long ! 
i know i didn't pull out all my shit for this computer not to be workin' 😒 
chillin at parma community high school while my mom plays some volleyball . #bored 
um ready to get off 😡 😒 so i can 😴💤 
i love reading quotes :) most inspire me to be creative . #quotes #bored #reading 
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but every boy i know be lovin the crew . . . 😑 
i wanted to go see my baby ! ! >.< 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME it's at twelve so i couldn't really go there and then to school after 😐 
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hair freshly trimmed & colore d; back to blonde now so if i do something stupid i’ve got an excuse . ;-) 
my bday is tomorrow ! these prime years are flying by ! i remember the days when i could not wait for it to come . now i'm like ... 😒 👵 😔 
a bitch be salty when they be all boo'd up in front of me . >.< 
got the first parking ticket of my life .... not very proud right now 👎 😟 😬 😑 😑 😑 🔫🔪💣 @ rhodes house URL 
that quesadilla made my tummy hurt 😖 too much cheese #lactoseprobz 
i was reading just fine until that idiot now im tweeting ! i get easily distracted ! 😒 😞 
i think ill try things different this time around 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME both of u are so beautiful , kind & amazing ! in case you ever needed reminde d: ) #favoriteseniors 
USERNAME what the french fries ... why did it do nyc ? stupid predictive text 😒 
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da d: *stares at me* what the fuck is a gurd 
how i deal with assholes >>> right USERNAME ? 😏 😂 
when your mom sounds annoyed and says it cause you're asking dumb questions 😣 love you too nanc 
USERNAME im so mad at you right now . ! from -deborah >.< 
USERNAME vdd ! ! ! ! naoo , volto aqui como sophmore , e ai , na metade do terceirãoo ! vou ter q chegar e encarar o vest no dia seguinte d: 
USERNAME great 😐 you're going to have more adorable clothes .... 
this boy has on like track pants i stared at his dick . 😆 😳 😏 #knowme lol 
USERNAME USERNAME omg 😂 😂 👏 and kellie your a freak .. jk i do too 😏 unless it's an occasion 
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god_loverr_ is craving mexican food . i got tacos . taco bell is almost halfway mexican food . 😏 @ taco bell URL 
then smedley said he getting oral surgery tomorrow bug class ayn cancelled he just gone come on his drugs . 😐 😒 😡 
USERNAME well i guess if you both end up in jail , there is nobody to cheat on each other with . unless ... #gross #prisonprobs hahaha 
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USERNAME USERNAME that was awks i thought you just said yes teresa .. oops 😐 
that lady was nice but she smelled like some horse booboo ! 😖 
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USERNAME i don't know bout da person dat originally sent this but focuse d= sex/head . otherwise i wander ! sorry:food+sex= behaved partner 
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hawt date with USERNAME in which we will try to play androi d: netrunner . (@ the rail) URL 
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USERNAME why does the homework have to go in the binder . like what ? this bitch 😒 i threw all that shit away . 
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someone offered me a job and then i found out that you have to be 18 to work there ... 😒 #ineedajob 
i swear , my dads friends don't know how to use google . stop asking me stupid questions 😒 
how long is rogers gymnastics practice ? i'm bored d: 
1 follower away from 400 #almostthere (watch 10 ppl unfollow me)) .. 😒 
i wish #oomf & me took the next step .. i would make her very happy cuz i know her so well 😏 
yeah world uhm last i checked i'm a human being and i get horny to . ok 😐 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 ! by the way i love bananas 😑 
damnn , i wanted to ask USERNAME what's good with his district ii shirt for the disney duals one 😏 
the amount of trouble i'm going to get lnto when i get home is unbelievable 😖 😔 
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an amazingly entertaining and fun day of work is now pointless with the way the day is ending . #annoyed #bored 
USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 😏 you know where it's at mama 
you pop into my mind sometimes and i can't help it >.< 
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people don't like to bring my clothes back .. why . 😒 
but why did USERNAME & USERNAME put they 2 cent in ? 😒 i just want some fuckingvsoup 
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hey USERNAME remember how USERNAME just told me he can't go to the concert ? 😒 
damn ... i used to think you were chill 😒 #butyourenot 
im so glad that USERNAME is coming to miami for dx c 😌 👍 
i want cookies & cream ice cream 😋 😖 😤 
got damn all i wanted to do was take a nice 3-4 hour nap 😑 😒 
lol some dude just spilled his drink and yelled fuck really loud . idk why this is amusing . oh wait cuz it didn't happen to me . that's why 😏 
why do i relate so much to anxious albert 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm just in one if those moods i was in at that party bro 😏 
when i'm in the mood to text >> 😏 😊 
little do he know it or not , his ass has taught me a lot . . and i play that good girl role when it comes down to him hha # fooled 😏 😋 ! 
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so excited i'm gonna be in the big city tomorrow , loving life ! ! 🌆🌆 this will be memorable , i hope ! 😬😬 😏 
if USERNAME keeps screen shooting my texts i will expose his simp side , try me 😏 🔫🔫. 
food for thought when december comes aroun d: why don't people just burn off the hair they don't want ? lot quicker than shaving #thinkaboutit 
USERNAME 😒 if you got three girls you cheating on all they asses . ( which means you ain't being faithful ] 
no junk food at my house , idk if thats a bad or a good thing ... 😐 
seeing happy people in a relationship makes me sick . #hurting #yuck 
and i will physically abuse these women . and talk down to them . and cheat on them . lol ladies love that . 😏 
i might actually take shoes to sell this dx c . 
USERNAME i was dying ask luna ! ! i sounded like death and looked like it too ! so i spared all of u from seeing me at my worst 😐 
my goal for this weeken d: not to black out 
USERNAME , >.< do it look like it . why ? 
my bra is the best hiding place .. 😏 #bigboobprobs 
s d: a person inside an suv shot at a pedestrian walking in city heights today . a officer witness the shooting . all the suspects were arrested 
when girls tweet think about him like ooh tell me more ! 😒 ✋ 
my wisdom teeth are messing up my front teeth 😣 
USERNAME oh crap i forgot >.< ill just tweet a picture then lol 
i'm almost finished this spanish review packet . still tryna figure out how spanish is my highest grade and it's not my strongest subject 😒 
life w/o my dad so far>> too bad he comes back friday 😒 😣 
if you're boring , i will stop texting you . 😒 
how to tell if you are being followe d: drive like a respect . #fwg 
did you really just ask me that ? #ew #hopoff 
really procrastinating studying for this government quiz ... #notmotivated 😐 ✏📕📓📚📖 
when my pizza rolls are too hot and they burn my tongue 👅🔥😫 😖 >>> #wah #ouch 
i want my cousin here for thanksgiving with his boo 😣 USERNAME 
lazyweb , i have an appointment to get my hair cut . show me your favorite short hairstyles (rea d: above the shoulders) for curly/wavy hair . 
i'm gone sit around and dwell on the past like its gone change somethin tf 😒 🙏 #lt 
there is an emergency room tech position opening 😖 👈 is me dying because i want it 
when my pizza rolls are too hot and they burn my tongue 👅🔥😫 😖 <<<< #wah #ouch 
that bitch is not my friend #stopplayin 😒 😒 😒 
bills , loans , & being an adult stresses me out 😣 💰💰💰 
well now that i worked out . now all i want is to eat cookie dough 😒 🍪 
nigga gave me the remote , but we still watching what he wanna watch ... 😒 
how does this happen ? so painful ... it's always the little ones that hurt the most 😒 😔 URL 
i wouldn't care if you lived or died . 😒 
about to get dressed ... i know i'm late but better late than never 😏 
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USERNAME that's gross don't post nasty pictures like that on twitter #yuck #jkjk #butreally 
of all nights for my mom to be going out 😣 😖 #sad #iwantmymommy 
ugh i needa get to know some people at reynoldsburg >.< 
from now on , when someone asks me what my problem is ima say i love bad bitches ...... duhh 😏 💁 
my base is stupid . they making us work new years eve 😒 
USERNAME , i got my laptop , but its in the dininn room >.< take a sit \_ <--- i miss you too 
someone left a used a condom right in plain sight in our bathrooms trash can 😖 #collegelife 
i absolutely hate when my parents make me choose one thing or another . 😒 
USERNAME i meant an emoji with the middle finger ! 😒 lol 
a ill treatment before the game tonight , much need too 😏 @ athletic training room URL 
USERNAME oh and i need him to not do he problems that he worked out in his notes 😑 
*looks at picture* yeah she deffinatly a toombs co . lesbian . 😏 
there are no need for cramps when my 'friend' already visited me this month 😑 
when it's been a bad day i go through USERNAME tweets cause they usually relate to my mood and what i'm thinking ... 😏 
wow ! ! “USERNAME this is how #india looks like from outer space on diwali night . happy diwali to entire worl d: URL 
looking at my phone for the past 5 hours , and still nothing . oh i wait , i did get a text from my phone service . cool . 😒 🍫🍫🍫🍫👏👌 
how do expect me to take you serious when you act all cute and shit with other people . 😒 
double date to monicals buffet next week with USERNAME n her boy ! except i'll be by myself .. #inarelationshipwithmyself #shameless 👌 😏 
i hate not having my nails painted but it chips off so fast , what's the point ? ! 😒 
glad i came to the lib to write a paper without any of my research and without sending myself the updated copy from my laptop at home 😑 
but really though , if this guy in my waiting room says in an attempted seductive voice one more time , i might puke #ew 
chinese food two days in a row ..... yes please ! 😑 
USERNAME why .... he just argues with people 24/7 ! 😑 
what do you know about life ? nothing so stfu ! 😒 ✋ 
well play hide and seek just to turn this aroun d; give me love . 
USERNAME i knwoww :( just these privileges are soo long d: 
& on top of that he takes forever to text back . 😒 🌵 
USERNAME no tenía ? ? ? o le dio pena sacar su blackberry 😒 
USERNAME well i have no choice but i mean i'm just glad i have english first semester . my paper is due the 10th ! dx 
“USERNAME 😌 😏 URL ain't had dat @ the beginning of the season doe ,🚫🐂💩 lol i been 👀 
this is the modem worl d: hotels owe us free wifi (and cotton swabs) - URL 
justin bieber paparazzi charge dismisse d: photographer accused of chasing justin bieber in los angeles still faces ... URL 
confession .. when i don't wanna deal with people i pretend to be asleep .. case point . right now . 😏 😎 👌 
i wanna fall asleep wrapped up in your arms under the stars listening to your voice as i slowly slip away from the rest of the worl d: * 
USERNAME they just tease and give blue balls 😒 😒 
my dad straight up ran a red light cause he was 😒 😒 
swedish house mafia on the radio .. c'mon wtf ? ? 😑 😤 
when your 4 year old brother is playing drums with pots ... 😒 😩 can you headache ? ! but hes still a little cutie ☺ 
been doing pretty good about saving money for people's christmas presents 😏 👍🎁🎄💰 
i miss my podmates USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #wtf #reunion #fifa #nhl #bored #missyou 
USERNAME and you're supposed to bring me that sweatshirt , so bring it friday 😏 
USERNAME hahahaha no every #retail job #drama lol idk where they get these managers from 😒 
just dropped this couch on my foot 😖 😩😫 😠 😵 
USERNAME but like what's the point ? i really hate our school 😑 
people use to make me so upset so easily 😖 now i just laugh it off and say nice try 😏 
me: lannon did you just fart .. 😒 lannon: noo ! jeez don't get too defensive #nastyass 
USERNAME i have a guest one but nobody ever wants to go 😒 let's start goin soon ! 
i just realized the new twilight movie is having the midnight premiere today ! d: 
i opened up a door and on the other side is this guy who looks at me and says ..... 😒 
USERNAME ahem , i'm strictly thumb drives now ! 😏 
USERNAME you lucky you have a mouse > :[ i was getting it in last game on a killing spree ! then you were running me over >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME boo go head 😂 😂 😂 😂 you funny as hell take a nap or something 😏 👍 😎 
note to self: don't under any circumstances forget to register for the act . #latefeetragedy 😳 😑 😟 
saying something you're serious about then when some one disagrees you change your answer like a follower ... bitch please ✋ 😒 
alright .. 3 hour class . here we go 😑 
made a promise2the boy i wouldn't blackout ... but considering my mood ... this promise just may get broken 😏 #oopsy no worries ill be good ! 😇 
i'm so mad i started this hot track in garage band at work and i can't transfer it anywhere . 😑 😔 
USERNAME no no no :) landons no player , and he doesnt make me mad , so its all goo d: ) 
USERNAME i need a philippines flag outside my door to show the worl d: ) 
USERNAME haha we had that yesterday and some people were so excited . #disgusting 
my 9 year old brother got an ipod touch for his birthday september 29 ... not even two months later its already cracked and has water damage 😒 
this book takes me back to 1978 ... great rea d; not surprised to see it here ... (@ hard times cafe w/ 3 others) [pic]: URL 
i remember fuus would have big ass hair lol >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME seriously ! you could be anywhere at the moment ! he's so sneaky 😏 
when you see and old lady wearing yoga pants in lowes .. #ew #getout #cameltoe 
mosquitos just bit the shit outta me . itchy itchy 🐜 😖 😫😁 
i thought you didn't like her ? but now you do ? .. heheh feelings do change fast .. 😏 #subtweet 
USERNAME b ... but ... one more coffee ! d: 
aright i'm getting hungry . ima need USERNAME to get out of class like now 😞 😣 
she wanna take things slow , we can go as slow as she wants cause it all gunna be worth it in the end 😏 
i havent payed not one cent of attention to this professor yet .. #bored 
lol it's been like 3 weeks but it's okay ill keep waiting 😒 
i must say i kinda enjoyed having dinner with the pastor and my hot confirmation teacher 😏 
haha okaye ig #oomf tryna get buck but won't bump about it . 😏 
as soon as my brother gets home , my mom rushes and makes him food . but i asked if she could make me mashed potatoes and she got all pissy . 😒 
i'm unfollowing all of you , you're being annoying 😒 #talkovertexting 
USERNAME i hate it when they do that . lmfao . i'm a girl , but shit , thats annoying as fuck >.< i dont even put up with shit . 
USERNAME trust me , i can smash some pizza ... or any food for that matter haha #fatboyprobs 😑 
first day of practice down ... #don 'twanamove 🏀 😐 🔫 
this test is about to show me who is boss . 😤 😖 😖 😫😩 😣 
USERNAME ake si , my hair went all ugly and shit d; 
you would be baking when im not in town 😒 
#lt like really it's okay i don't need dinner . or lunch 😒 
my sister USERNAME needs to work on her listening skills #rude 
throwing a rager this weekend since USERNAME b , and spanky aren't going to be home 😏 
i hate when people dont have iphones , and they cant see my emojiis .. 😔 😒 
just cause you wit the itty bitty tittie committy don't mean you don't got to wear a bra 😒 fucks wrong wit chu ? 
USERNAME ohh ! ! ! 😏 uhmm .. come over now ? 
USERNAME got USERNAME sayingg hann she kept texting me that last night 😒 
7:00 pm @ one good han d: hawthorne $20 nl hold'em poker tournament w/ $20 re-buy/$10 add-on URL 
USERNAME not sure how that's relevant , but im pretty happy how things are now 😏 #sorry 
ommo . awiiee >.< my eyes o.o magang-maga na mata ko sa kaiiyak dito dahil sa finger na ito . huhuhu . :"( 
this 5 :3 0 in the morning practice ain't working 😒 
USERNAME i fell down some stairs two days ago so i'm in a lot of pain 😣 
USERNAME the jones p dx connection makes sense . it's all the us guys who were coming out of the woodwork to play for them . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME he y'all boy soo y'all get him i don't have nothing to do with this shit i'm chilling 😎 😏 
she looks like a hooker that was left out on the street for too long 😖 
USERNAME please tell me you have a dvd player ? >.< 
fuck how the hell did my jeans get this huge hole in them ! ? dx 
i don't work again till the 26th .... i actually liked working it kept my mind off things 😣 
USERNAME oh dominick ... ps guess who finally got their tonsils removed 😏 
test tomorrow and the last one :) math >_< ugh , :d then friday and thanks giving break ! ! ! ! 
i'm off saturday ! someone make plans with me ..... don't you all jump at once tho 😒 
only i would fall up my stairs at my house . on my last stair 😂 😒 
i wrote up a few notes from my session about wordpress at last weekend's USERNAME URL #tscp dx 
watching all the hannah montana seasons , cause i have no live . #bored #nolife . \m/ 
i want a new car soo bad 😒 but at least mine isn't sqeaking every time i turn now tho 
i can't wait for friday ! katie , peyton , emily , alexis , cierra and USERNAME will be here ! i'm just a little excite d: ) 
every chip in my nachos had to have cheese 💯 😐 
that moment when you see someone else call your bestfriend their bestfriend , and you're like: 😒 
USERNAME ohh well you should ! this week i've been like boo , down idk if you've seen my tweets but no i won't think you're weir d: ) 
night school time yay not at all don't feel goo d: / 
i'm getting pissed off . 😒 uiuc and illinois net both suck ! 
these buses are so fucking rude ! i'm tired of this shit . #georgiasouthern needs to do better 😒 😑 
ugh i have to work tomorrow which means i have tonight off >.< arena anyone ? lol 
i see how it is . fuck you too . 😒 
lol i want a diamond like this when the time comes 😏 URL 
idk why i have this urge to drink , just a liddo though 😐 
jerryll gone get unfollowed with the rest of the promoters 😒 👌 
with my favorite girl in the whollee worl d: ) my girl :) 
rewrote 2 paragraphs in detention ... 3 more to go on my rewrite and an essay to write for this scholarship . 😒 
USERNAME i feel your pain . my house is an ice box 24/7 too . 😖 
my brother would put bbq sauce on shit and eat it 😒 
sno u got it good wen u have to pick ur johnson up while u takin a shit so it won't touch the water 😏 
why love in a hopeless place when you can find it in a hopeful one , stupid rihanna 😏 
debating whether or not i should bake cookies tonight .... i'll probably eat them all if i do . 🍪 😒 
of all the days to get a paper cut 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
dad stop telling me to stop singing im good ! 😒 
i feel like painting again but all my paints dried up 😒 😔 
i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive , carved my name into his leather seats 😏 
really tired of getting zero effort from you . 😒 
when someone texts me and says , then i get no response ... oh . okay . cool . 😒 
sitting next to a couple on a great date . first they sat on their phones reading tweets out-lou d; then guy asked what they could talk about . 
you've got to be kitten me right meow . i thought this was ameowica . 😼 #represent #coloradogirl USERNAME URL 
USERNAME noo nigga single as fuck with no worries just sideline hoes 😏 😎 👌 
you should probably never talk to her again ... like ever #nasty 🙅 
me: do i have anything on my face ? da d: just a bunch of cuteness . #mademyday #lovehim 
USERNAME i didnt get one from youu ! d8 #saywhaa #sandy 
😒 no“USERNAME *love rt"USERNAME h8 him w/ a passion . USERNAME URL 
when me & kamiya have our differences , we be rite back biffys the next day lbs , depending on how deep it is 😐 
that's okay ... i wanted to die tonight 😒 this car ride right now << 
USERNAME he so bigg; ndd his head looks just like david hea d; two taterheads ! 
lol my sister asked my black ops 2 for christmas 😒 
USERNAME you're a whore . answer your phone 😡 📞 😖 
it really makes me mad that you don't hit me up anymore .... but i guess i'll get over it 😒 
siri always fucks me over when it's quiet in class 😒 #bitch 
aw she blocked me ☺ 👏 ... 😂 😂 😂 😒 😌 
as long as it ain't in my direction ... 😒 
i was waiting to see USERNAME but she wasn't at practice d; 
USERNAME haha i know i helped you put it back in . they were all locked . 😒 
after bugging me to no end to come home , what does USERNAME do when i get home ? sit on tumblr . #whatabitch 😒 
oh the awkwardness in this room . lol the tension is ridic #gross #awk 
USERNAME okay nasty .. 😒 go take a bath . 
it annoys me when people use trippy . that shits played the hell out tho . 😏 
i'm just gonna stare at this home work ... 👌 😒 👊 
driving this tank daily is killing me ! i want my little red car back 😒 ! ! ! 
get off my dx ck nigga & getchaa cash up ! 
omfg how can some gs be this pretty d: lmao seriously it's not fair . URL 
da d: no , because they knew i'd blow their mother fuckin house up . 
USERNAME 😒 😒 i know you i missed you ? 
my bangs are starting to get longer , thank god 🙏 getting sick of them #natural #curls #gymshirt #bored URL 
i'm selling my psvita for only $200 and ipod touch 4th gen for only $100. pm me if you are intereste d: ) 
i can't sing on the praise team tonight 😢 😒 😒 😒 
hmm when should i start my countdown to happiness ? 😏 😊 👍 
just had the best nap ever . :) 😑 💤 
yeah soo i miss USERNAME sarcastic butt . 😒 😔 😞 
at least i got my music and 100% of battery . i'll be fine i guess . 😒 😒 
i get a fat check monday and black friday is that same week i probably gotta work though 😔 😒 👎 
i'm starting to think every time i lose weight it all goes to my ass 😣 
who has the video of the girl & guy fighting ? d: 
USERNAME -___- 😒 me i will get them before christmas . 
i wish i could take good pictures of myself . 😒 😔 
i can see you read that message . #rude #bye 
i'm not a fucking taxi can . don't call or text me only when you need a ride asking me to take you somewhere and say 😑 😒 
out of all the animals in the world .. USERNAME wants a chupacabra as his pet ! #lame #it 'sugly #nasty URL 
dude , moth balls fucking smell like old people . #gross 
oh yeah will rea d: USERNAME copyright , open source and apis (towards an interface commons) by USERNAME - URL #defragcon ” 
USERNAME oh guurl , y'all text ! 😏 & oh yeah i know in 8th period he wouldn't talk to anybody he got all red 😂 
ion even wanna eat the rest of them noodles , my stomach hurt too bad 😢 😣 
now i'm in a sad moo d: ( i want to go home ! ! ! 
USERNAME 😒 lmao umm no my daughter 7wks . ! lol . what ab yours ? 😄 
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hp d: man bites grocery store employee in fight: a man is accused of biting another man's finger while trying to ... URL 
david price wins al cy young , weaver comes in 3r d: new york (ap) -- david price of the tampa bay rays won the al cy ... URL 
charges against dez bryant could be droppe d: dez bryant was arrested on july 16, 2012 for allegedly assaulting his ... URL 
car registration could be denied if tickets aren't pai d: those with unpaid traffic tickets could be denied the next ... URL 
new metra rail cars unveile d: metra unveiled the first four new highliner train cars . URL 
alleged drugstore desperadoes identifie d: the two men arrested monday night after robbing a rite aid in rhawnhurst ... URL 
humble is d: coach quits after sex with student allegations: a high school tennis coach resigns from his job after ... URL 
columbus mayor proposing to build up city's reserve fun d: columbus’ 2013 budget is about making sure the city never ... URL 
time capsule found at butler university opene d: this 1927 advertisement for men's suits was found inside the time ... URL 
fw d: you're pretty , & you're eyes are beautiful . that's why . :) 
i think you're sexy af , not gonna lie . 😏 #youknowiknowtoo 
USERNAME USERNAME how can i decide until i've tried the rest tho 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 ? 
i've got a mean #migraine feels like my freaking heads gonna burst ! ughh i'm def not a happy camper right now ! ! ! 😩😫 😡 😖 😑 🙈🙉👎 
when my friend's mom posts on facebook . << #ew #gunnabesick 
USERNAME i love my r dx ! ! thank you , acura ! 
USERNAME that could happen ! ! 😳 you'll just have to teach him 😏 
she look at me like 😏 , she want the 👅 ... 
when people cut you off then expect something from you 😑 😑 😑 
i'm usually chill with everyone but you i . can . not . stand . 😒 
the 2 girls behind me are talking about how they #ew #trashy 
foo d: jeez i need to b eaten ! eat me 
😖 here we go ! @ the hollywood tower hotel URL 
i'm not a fucking taxi . don't call or text me only when you need a ride asking me to take you somewhere and say 😑 😒 
wish one of my friends would answer there damn phones . not much . #bored 
thanks to rocky i have a dirty song stuck in my head 😑 
someone text .. snap chat , come visit , or call me .. #idec 😒 
USERNAME my problem is i have so much food in my house that i don't know what to eat ... 😐 #decisionsdecisions 
USERNAME #funnyshit we have to do it again . that was like , the best night ever . except for when you guys made me belly dance . v.v 
why do public restrooms smell like fish , like it's a bathroom not a fish market .. over it . #dirty #gross . #hatepublicrestrooms 
black ops acting up so i'm going to go workout and ball #couchpotatoe #fitnessfreak #bored lol 
psalms 61:2 from the end of the earth will i cry unto thee , when my heart is overwhelme d: lead me to the rock that is higher than i . 
like move dee fuck off earth , lol . 😏 
have we been through to much to give up now or is it time to let go because we have been threw to much ? #thatwhatifquestion 😒 
<<< what's funny you know how we roll 😏 ! 
watching my fav movie #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs while i'm sicky 😷 😖 😴💊🍵 @ me , myself and i URL 
feeling unwanted is probably one of the worst feelings 😔 😒 
i'm selling my psvita+32gb+uncharted+metal gear hd game for only $200 and ipod touch 4th gen for only $100. pm me if you are intereste d: ) 
this paper is going to kill me ... #humanitiessucks #collegeprobs 😒 👎 
bitch , you follow me on twitter but can't say hi to me in public #rude 
imma make you feel like nymph i tonight oh whoaa you're mine 😏 
USERNAME >.< :) :d ^_^ :o yayy hahahahah lolololol muahahahah heheheheh hohohoho 
my oh my , what a horrible person you've turned into . #shame #disgusting 
i hate it when you play the victim .. and play dumb 😒 <<<<< 
mr smith took a pic of me knocked the fuck out on the bus today ... he's gonna show all his classes now 😒 
USERNAME what ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! that is perfection lucky ass >.< 
someone start a moonshine business with me and together we will make millions 😏 #hoodratthangs 
trying to get a good nap in before the gym and i get woken up once by people banging on my door for change & again by maintenance 😒 😣 
USERNAME was that a sad to come home face or its not soon enough ? and 😒 lucky don't worry when we hang out i'll get better ones .. 
i'm 4'10" 😏 and i got that long hair .. so you awwready know what that means . 
telling everyone how much you spent at the mall .. #okay 😒 
some people just don't know how to treat people when in need 😠 😒 
i guess i'll get up and go to the store now ! ! then come back and clean up and get ready for work 😒 i need another day off 
my legs kill this is how lazy i am 😭 😐 
when dudes say fuck with me ... <<<< uhh 😒 😴 sleep , motherfucker . fuck with yourself ... ✋ bye 
auf wiedersehen america✈. hallo italy 🇮🇹, germany 🇩🇪, and amsterdam 😏 🍁 😯 💨 
so cute how you worry about me all the time , it's unnecessary , really . 😌 😒 
bentley is with my parents for the night ! now i get to move furniture and put up christmas lights & make our stockings w/o being bothere d: ) 
USERNAME that's how i feel about that too ! he'll regret it , guaranteed . chin up lovee , i don't like seeing you depressed lol 😣 
i seriously hate being home by myself ! #hateit #ohmy 
the yogurt at my school has a fucking vagina >_< USERNAME URL 
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USERNAME hah . i think so too . :) omgosh ... my phone .. just tripped me out .. :o dx #loveeyoumore 
damn i hope my ipad is where i left it 😁 😒 
mom , hurry up and leave . i'm tired of hiding out in my room . goodness . 😒 
when my parents argue so loudly that you here it no matter where you are in the house <<< 😒 
my roommates are currently having a farting contest while im trying to study .. #gross #livingwithboys 
biggest pet peeve: when people decide they don't want something and put it in a random #exkrogeremployee #rude 
USERNAME lol . i think it would look best on the side . ^.^ but its gonna hurt . ;/ lol . just take the pain ? >.< 
when you stop giving a fuck that's when they caring tuh 😒 😑 
i've decided myself and USERNAME are going to challenge USERNAME and USERNAME to a competitive doubles match .. #wereundefeated 😏 
if you don't have an iphone don't expect to text you back fast lmao #boring #teamiphone 
i can't deal man she act just like me when i'm sick she betta take this damn treatment and go to sleep and get off my nerves >.< 
get it right don't fight lighten up like sammy sosa come here let me call you supa soaka . 😏 
scrappy got obama on is stomach . bruh gay .😬 😮 😑 😏 😟 
USERNAME ok ! you know i'm here for ya if you need it frien d: ) 
USERNAME it's just meccawilkinson and i'm at work , aka all i do is tweet and snapchat ... 😏 
making me hot like toni braxton you can't deny you wanna break my back in two .. 😏 
got a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth before the movie even started 😒 
i can't date a guy with short stubby nail . #eww #petpeeve 
didn't know the king of surf guitar was still touring ! #p dx @ star theater URL 
hate when people come into the er but stand outside and smoke 1st . #gross 
USERNAME when you gave that homeless diabetic guy a huge bag of cane sugar then drove off laughing . you're greezy 😑 
i just remember i need to pay for a shirt i ordered for school ... i should stop buying things . 😒 
USERNAME and you didn’t get anything to eat down there 😒 ? lol your funny 
USERNAME a girl a forgive a dude before a dude forgive a girl >.< lesson learned today from you ! ! 
false . USERNAME & i tried it so #swerve 😏 
USERNAME nigga 5 dollars gets me up the street and back lol 😒 
in the middle of running a play for practice , and im wholeset . and gorgeous brentwood swimmers walk in . fucked up my play ! all well ! >.< 
spending a lot of time in the bathroom today ... 😑 💩 
need to go pee but don't want to the toilet seat is going to be cold 😒 
waiting for alex to get out of soccer . 😬⚽ #hurryup #bored #comeon5oclock #waitingforthisloser 
USERNAME i'm late ! but i've been goo d; just staying & doing well in school ... wby ? 
my big brother is going to straight beat my ass ... >_< 
USERNAME 😒 you're right i'll sound like there nothing something stuck in my throat 
USERNAME environmental science & spanish 3. i am mad we have i take a science this year to get a academic letter 😒 because i wanted cosmo 
#randomtweet after all these years i realized i just realized i don't like tootsie rolls ... #nasty 
why is it that everything that's good for you tastes like shit ! 😒 #whycantibethinnaturally 
if i had that guy brew to talk to 😒 
' omg i love my baby soo much ! ! we been together since november 13th , 2012 at 11:59 pm ! ! ! together forever bae ! ' 😒 
i refuse to ever wear the clothes i got arrested in again #badluck i should probably burn them 😖 🔥🙅 
USERNAME oh lol but it's still technically friday . 😏 
girl : the miami heat tho . me : bitch what city they in ? girl *pause um . me : miami you fucking dumbass ! 😒 😤 😡 
#soml rt USERNAME me: i cant eat anymore im full . foo d: shut up and eat me . me: ok . 
my moms mad as shit cus of one comment i made 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME u guys are gonna love my movie outfit 😏 
sometimes i don't know how to explain my feelings to you .. 😒 
only seeds available today ... #iguess i'll have to eat these . 😒 #notallthat #atmysistersgame @ la bonita park URL 
USERNAME hm . well . until i get my big bag of hot cheetos , you don't get your headphones back 😏 🎧 
does anyone remember him from the justin bieber movie ? 😏 😌 🙀 USERNAME @ beverly hills 💥 URL 
seeing ms barrack at shoprite 😐 USERNAME the good old days 
gonna be in the library for the next 12 hours 😣 #studying 
haha what michael drew for me in thir d: p URL 
i remember what you do to me i will remember everything 😏 😏 🐃 
had an amazing workout . tanning was relaxing . now every fucking person is annoying me . #cheermeup 😒 
😐 @ mickey's house ! ! ! :) (; URL 
i love how my suitemate USERNAME has been mia for like a week now ! ! ! 😒 
peach ciroc mixed with mango orange smirnoff on ice>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 😏 
USERNAME same ! should've just got the 4 😒 hahaha 
so annoyed . nyquil . pills . peace . 😒 ✌ 
i think it sounds stupid when people say like it's just 60 seconds lol 😐 
USERNAME i'm trying to pick my damn schedule ! this institution is on bull with the black community 😒 
thinking about cutting more of my hair ... my shit already growing back >.< 
when a girl smokes ..... total turn off #gross #smokers 
USERNAME USERNAME she loves me more it's obvious 😏 😏 😏 
just waking up and feeling some kind of way right now 😑 
shooting nights reminded me of one of my loves for theatre lan d: late nights and late starts . #wakeupwheneveryoulike #eatmassivebreakfasts 
i made some hot chocolate in a plastic cup ! that mf melted >_< 
sad .. "USERNAME pontiac woman found shot in home has die d: URL 
3 hours of class till the weekend , and by the weekend i mean 3 shifts in a row at work 😐 
#thatannoyingmoment when you don't know if someone is subtweeting about u or not .... 😒 
USERNAME don't tell me to be quiet ! ! rude dx 
hate when people only talk to me when they need answers for their work ... it's alright if we're close , but if we never talk then fuck off . 😒 
omg armaun's header lol ! ! ! an them nails tho >_< 
jeez , i'm charged my phone so much today ! and it's still really low 😒 
can we go to sf and eat clam chowder ? ? 😏 
if i could write you a song to make you .. fall in love 😏 
watch this creepy video made by scientologists about l ron hubbar d: URL 
wasn't feeling well , so i took a nap ... but ended up missing my 4 :3 0 class 😒 
tenho q irr d: bj amo vcs , beijo pros novos seguidores . 
USERNAME aw it's ok ... maybe that's a sign i should go to class # 😖 
it all happened on the first day of school too .. 😒 
oh the beauty of being put on hold for what feels like hours 😑 
he's an ass 😑 “USERNAME damn fucked up 😂 😂 😂 😂 rt"USERNAME h8 him w/ a passion . USERNAME URL 
shooting nights reminded me of one of my loves for theatre lan d: late nights and late starts . #wakeupwheneveryoulike #eatmassivebreakfasts 
i have an annotated bibliography due tomorrow .. i don't even know what the fuck an annotated bibliography is #awesomee 👌 😐 
but i don't so i'll get the eff over it 😒 
ugh . i wanna seriously punch someone in the face >.< 
people are always shocked when i say i don't eat pork . yuck 😣 
USERNAME oh i know ! my parents won't know what hit them 😏 
oh my god . i'm 16 mom , i think i know how to put the groceries away . #goaway 😒 😡 ✋👊 
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my attitude at practice = the reason i don't start . 😖 
my hangover really decides to show up now #ugh #goaway #ow 😁 😖 😩 
i haven't missed a person this much , ever . 😣 
the worst thing is theres like 5 different versions of the test so we can't even cheat 😒 
#oomf was talking ba d; ; got her number && was gone text her but i need to leave bs alone 
USERNAME USERNAME it was murmure d; i talked to USERNAME in l . a . its just a brief meet to discuss over beer and me to check out the pub 
i feel like #shit feedin these boys & movie & lay down time ! 😑 😷 
i should of just worked saturday i'm not gonna end up doing anything anyways 😔 😣 
i swear juice and all my other friends like my little brother more than me . 😒 
i can't believe channing has a wife and three kids 😒 
USERNAME my next day off besides thursday 😒 we are so there ! 
gotta study for physical science but its soo boring #bored 😐 
USERNAME at the first place we go to for that nice ass theatre and dinner thing lmao they looked like bongs so i hit one 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME i was talkin about both of ya . ✂ 😏 
tightend sounds so anal . butt probably better than looseen d; ) :o 
momma becky cooked . going see what’s up with it . 😏 
#whenidrink i get hyper , and crazzy . and dont know what im doing . #thepowerofmountaindew 😏 
i try to help my boyfriend study for his test & he gives me this .... 😑 URL 
USERNAME he's just doing anything he can to piss me off ! 😒 
algebra class . *yawn* #college #class #math #algebra #boring @ art institute of houston - north URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME that's a great discussion for the te dx rainier community (group) 
i need to stop going to bed at 12:00 a . m and waking up at 5:45 a . m ... 😣 
i feel so gross now after eating that shit . #yuck 😔 
boys are lucky they don't have to wear a ridiculous towel on there head when they get out of the shower 😑 
USERNAME lol shush ! now you know that best friend juice had me a little >_< 
i miss having my two jobs and USERNAME that doesn't wna work ! 😒 lol 
USERNAME hi ! would you be interested in speaking at te dx midatlantic 2013 about social activism online ? i am a big fan . :) 
USERNAME hey are you sad or something ? i had a hunch but wasn't sure .... 😏 
this niggas niggas not even recording yet 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME eventually but then they start coming back every hour or so and i'm just like ugh , really ? ? 😑 
USERNAME - i haven't ate mine either . ! d; 
when someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says bitch , i got sexy , that’s what happene d: ) 
USERNAME yes ! i'm always hype and never have anyone to bother >_< 
USERNAME did you do ms august lab 😁 cause USERNAME stank booty ahh takin forever to reply 😡 😑 
i just watched a serious blackmail video i have of USERNAME 😂 😏 
just dropped my iphone for the first time 😯 this life proof case the shit💁 😏 👌 
i need to quit agreeing to things before i know what they are . #suckerformyfriends 😒 
lately i haven't been able to stop eating . i'm either deppresed or ... yeah im deppresed . lol 😒 
i think i just gained what i lost at the gym 😒 
now time to study for calc test tomorrow .. already preparing myself for failure 😒 
so a guy is selling a galaxy s3 for 130 ... it must be fucked up 😑 
people just suuck at texting today , need new people to talk to 😒 
im just that person who will give you the chances that were giving to me but i ain't going to be dumb bout it 😑 😏 😊 
arent you like 12 ? USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 #rude did u even hit puberty dude ? 
i am so impatient when it comes to painting my nails ... ugh 😖 💅 😡 
i cant do anything after soccer until i wash my hands .. because my goalie glooves smell awful* 😒 #nolie #likeforreal 
pretty sure i've hit every red light in puyallup today 😒 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME - y'all all need to calm down , making some big ass deal . i'm not hitting anyone . talking mad shit . 😒 
something in this fucking house keep fucking biting me ! ! ! ! ! ! 😡 😫 😒 
USERNAME lol smh you were all late to class 😒 
listening to my music and done burnt the damn rice ! ! ! ! 😑 shit 
it's cool tho me n my iphone will have our own fun . concert 👌 😑 😕 #wishiwasatthatconcert 
USERNAME i knew u were gonna say something bout tht 😐 
what do i do if i forget my icloud password ? 😒 
how i see tomorrow ... same shit different day 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 i honestly hate school it's so boring 
since when did channing tatum have a wife ? 😒 
USERNAME no :( we were in la the whole day and when we got back we were all way to tired to do anything >.< did you ? 
lizzy subtweeted me today but i can't find the damn subtweet to retweet >.< 
but did something cooler ! like some #fastfive shit haha ! 😏 
USERNAME you threatened me , thats a no no man ! d: 
i text my dad in reply . he's so new to texting 😏 
leonar d: our babies will be smart and beautiful sheldon: don't forget to menton imaginary 
kiana thinks she's the shit just because she can beat me in tic-tac-toe & scrabble 😒 😡 😤 
all the shit i went thru i smoove took the whole damn take care album off my phone and my computer . ain't gon be all in my feelings nshit 😒 
let me tell everyone how fun it is carrying a candle room to room when you're trying to get ready . oh wait , it's not . 😑 #stoneageupinhere 
me & USERNAME funny ass convo well too me 😏 URL 
my uncle is freakin crazy i swear buying a battery and a special cover so his car doesn't get cold ? ok then 😑 😑 😑 
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it should be a bitch swerve✋ 😒 button on here 
when people ask you if something you love to eat it gross .... yeah it's gross . that's why i eat it all the time . 😐 
i really wanted to go to the twilight premiere #hmphh >.< 
feel like walkin to walgreens just for a honey bun 😖 😖 😖 
i just laughed so hard i drooled . haha #gross 
i can't even deal with twitter . all the international #teambreezy fans got to see USERNAME perform today . 😒 
all this talk about liquor in driving class makes me wanna drink #ngl 😏 🍹🍺 
fran shut the fuck up .. no one cares about your take on fuckin' hash browns 😒 
this is such a long freaking week . #endalready 😑 
USERNAME awh well i know you're very strong and you can get through anything . and yeah my feet were on fire so i felt the painn >.< 
holy shit ... ibra the muhfuggin zebra with the sickest goal . even though it was against rooney and my england squa d: ( 
over half yo tweets lyrics from songs .... swerve bitch ✋ 😒 
USERNAME lol , i feel ya; but nun , laying in this be d; need to get up ndd go eat ! 
when i care for someone , i care too fucking much >.< 
my head been hurting for about 3 days now 😣 
my mother didn't raise no fool but sometimes we all played the fool before 😣 
USERNAME so instea d: drinking , drinking , drinking ? 
USERNAME its just somebody on my tl rite now that wont shut up ... and they my family 😑 
maybe this magical combination will make me feel better 😣 @ teavana URL 
watching sam massage amy's feet and idk why the video USERNAME showed me earlier popped in my head 😖 🙊 #gross #bleh 
sara just killed me with that retweet . know who that was about ! ! ! 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME you better hang out with me ... 😕 😏 
my head has been hurting for about 3 days now 😣 
of course i can't fall asleep in the only 2 hour window permitting it . #suckstosuck . it's going to be one loong 8 hr shift . 😴 😑 
michael keeps changing my fuckin tweets 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME hahaha shut up jeff this isn't about you 😒 ps you love me 
start sprayin some bitch b gone for u hoes 😒 
just cause you have black people in your family don't mean you aren't racist #ignorant 🔪 😑 
USERNAME lol erin ! ! nice to hear from you in 3 years .... but you know wassup 😏 
when i'm depressed i watch corny love movies over and over and over .. 😑 #needtogetalife 
USERNAME stop playing , you'll never find out though 😏 
yesterday i was in class sleep and my best friend took my picture >_< URL 
gurl are you from iraq ? cuz i wanna see you baghdad ass uhp 😏 
back the fuck up ! all up in my bubble and shit 😒 
USERNAME uhh ..... yeahh , thee study guidee . #boring #spanish #imsmart c[: 
it's too cold to be cute out here ! it's negative burr degrees ! 😣 ❄ 
USERNAME so does that mean i'm not invited to toke >_< 
USERNAME lmao she ate twinkies when she was sad >.< 
my mom has a cute ass damn doctor ! ! 😮 😮 😮 😮 👌 😏 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME i got you ! i start my gym membership this weekend ! 😏 
you didn't see me , but i waved like an idiot 😏 
i really want a new car , but is rather save to buy a house 😑 lol 
israel is losing any moral equity it still ha d; its become the rock in the middle of the river . 
USERNAME can i see you when i come home ! ? 😏 
USERNAME because its i am anne frank .... part two 😏 
feels like i'm studying calculus and not phy chem right now #wtfisthis i want more chem and less math 😖 
alright this is about to sound really lame from me , but i miss my xbox . &playing games with my brother all night killing zombies . >.< 
shit so ass aht work wit no one to kick wit n it's only 8 wtf 😑 
USERNAME yeah i know 😑 oh well though . we'll get em next time for sure ! ! ! 😃 🎾 
USERNAME well you haven't talked to me im forever . >.< 
omg how do i work this copy machine thingy 🔦 😒 
#tweetsomeonegoodlooking USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
this was suppose to be our houses' dinner ... why the fuck are these people here 😒 
i think tabitha put the cat in the trash can 😖 🙊 
looks can be deceiving .. that meatloaf was terrible 😐 
with corissa for some noms (@ off the gri d: north beach) URL 
omg i know ice is frozen water an all but sheesh its soo good >.< 
1 hour left b4 i get off work ! #ohyeahh #tired #bored #gothw #fml 
trying to get journey to sleep and stay in her room ... i always end up laying horizontal sleeping with her 😒 
USERNAME yes we do and we need to have some fun ! ! if ya know what i mean .... 😏 🍺🍻 #textme 
USERNAME 😐 okay you can do it here . 🔫👋 
not doing homework at coffee bean 😏 🚫📝 @ the coffee bean & tea leaf® URL 
nope , i lies . i know what i want … i just ... i don't know 😑 
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gross ! cut your damn toenails kid ! 😖 bleh 
when you wanna say but not really over it <<<< 😒 
placemaking in downtown detroit with project for public spaces (@ d: hive welcome center) URL 
gotta play this wack ass gamee just to do this hw 😒 😒 ! 
ppl keep asking me why i leave & to come back to nc 😒 grr 
i've only seen this episode of zoey 101 seven million times , of course i wanna watch it again .. 😒 #babysittingprobs 
crazy carjacker jacked an m dx from some cambodian people and ran it up a wall ! that's what you get , ya ratchet ! 
everytime i look on twitter and see your tweets my day turns to fucking shit . 😒 
is that to much to ask for ? ! ? 😒 
in class 9 :3 0 need to hurry up n come😤 😖 😵 😲 🙆 #englishclass @ miami dade college wolfson campus URL 
god forbid the nursing department would actually be straight forward on the project guidelines .. because that would def . be asking to much 😒 
but i have two projects due when we go back to school 💔 👎 😑 
i want to but i probably shouldn't . i'm sure it won't turn out the way i hoped 😏 
hockey game cancelled ! #fml ! 😣 😭 😭 😭 
USERNAME hahaha yup but then the weekend will come and i will be glad i don't have one soo 😏 #loselosesituation 
pure water tastes wayy better than impure water #gross #nyc 
i just hit my head :( #fuckk now i'm gonna have a massive headache >.< 
someone text me .. oh wait i have no friends >.< 
first i feel cold , so i get under my blanket , then i get hot . so i take it off ... now im cold again d: idk what to doo d'': 
USERNAME when bill simmons just said 3 times on tv a lightbulb went off in my hea d: there's USERNAME source #youneedhelp 
ima be pissed if i break my iphone screen i'm never taking my otterbox off ! ! 😑 
USERNAME okay you say hi first though lol ! andd no that little okay gessh >.< 
my dad really doesn't want me going away for college . this man needs to let me live 😑 😤 😭 
so jemma is deff scratching my insides that shit hurts 😣 ! ! ! ! ! 
if she make you eggs and bacon in the mornin you should tip her 😏 
i don't get why yall are so easy this year ..... #lmao #gross 
okay , p dx people , quit it with the intentionally ugly thing 
strength: squat 8x3USERNAME of 1rm/floor press 2rm . wo d: 2 rounds of 10min run & 10xburpees , push-ups , squats & crunches w/ weighted vest ! ! ! 
USERNAME really don't like we spoke absolutely nada today at work 😒 
constructs today , my swag , i see flylifebry trying to bite 😏 👹✋ @ ipg media lab URL 
…i’m sorry sweetheart , i thought you was my other woman . 😏 
you fat slut ! eat healthy ! d: lmfao ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME do you cause i can make that happen with the quickness 😏 
but ion get in my feelings fuck all that sentimental shit 😒 
my social life sucks i stay bored 😑 ! ! ! 
pet peeve : when people wear pajamas in public 😒 👎 
i really wish steph didn't go mia for hours everyday ..... 😒 
according to my tl colombian is doing work though 😏 
i hear my mom has my back . yea yell at that nigga . 😏 👏 
why is it such a hard choice ? i wanna play again .. but idk . 😣 
the sh** you have to say is irrelevant ... 😒 
no one spoil it for me tho i might not see it on the day it comes out d: 
i no longer fuck with you , you ain't shit ! 😏 
today was trevonn birthday , i beat the shit outta him lmfao 😏 
of course , you make me love you again 2 mins later . 😑 #ihatemylife #ineedsleep 
i wrote a essay in 15 mins ask about me ! 😏 
USERNAME haha not at all ! brazil got this though 😏 
USERNAME porque esto tiene 3 rt , no estoy segura de a quien calificaste d: 
USERNAME lol idk depends i'm getting my tatt that day . >.< 
lmao this nigga colt don't think i got more . 😏 
just got a massage in the massage chair at planet fitness it was alright it wasnt as good as USERNAME massages tho 😏 
#lighter #quicker #cheaper community placemaking workshop USERNAME @ d: hive welcome center URL 
when someone calls me baby girl <<<<<< 😑 😑 😑 
players on madison-institution in the #happyincle dining scene . decor same as always . menu quite different but eerily similar . foo d= impressive 
making a trip to legends tonight . i have to get out of this house before i go crazy ! 😖 
closing at midnight . oh the jooy ! 😐 😶 😑 
when i tell ppl im coming back to nc they don't believe me 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i di d; neither were quite as fleshed out as flexslider , despite its code org headaches . 
i hate projects that are due on a friday before thanksgiving break ! ! >_< 
USERNAME ight .. cool let me know you lil 😑 
i'm such a perv >>> lolol 😂 😂 😂 😏 
i'm starting to realize who you rlly are ... 😐 
ion think our relationship gone be the same behind this bullshit 😐 😕 😧 😟 
i feel really bad for the next guy to fall in love with #oomf cuz she played #oomf badd ..... 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME omg that would literally make my day ! i literally listen to him all the time ! hahah 😏 
- USERNAME ... 👈wtf ! ? 😖 😄 nasty ass 
it's about to go down ... #moonstruck #chocolate #foodporn #igersp dx #portland @ moonstruck chocolate company URL 
word to the wise: don't ever take your phone to genius phone repair l . i am on my 5th replacement screen 😐 
- what she just said ain't real , nope , nope , i'm not gone believe it ! :'( < < < < < < < < < < << < < < < < < < i just can't ! >_< 
sin batteria ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >.< URL 
that was the shortest & pointless work day ever 5-8 ? 😒 
niggas be smokin that mid talkin bout it's that sticky goowey bitch swerve ✋ 😒 
what the fuck it brought me back down to 6,555 .. 😒 god has chosen me as the messiah ! 
trying to learn all of these lotions is going to be the death of me 😖 😵 💀👎 
diva week ? wonder what USERNAME is gonna sing >_< 
well his ass better pass so he can pick me up from after three tommorow 😒 
red is too far in me & ran business 😷 😒 . 
i don't think i'm supposed to stay in ohio . 😐 
i don't wanna get my shit towed though 😒 #tmlt 
& he's still writing his verse 😒 😒 it better be amazing 
i love when my mom tries to continue a phone conversation with me while i'm running ... #rude 
except for her burps and farts ... they are pretty disturbing 😣 
guess #oomf is too busy playin halo 4 to reply back to my text 😒 
there's nothing worse then fighting with someone you love #hateit 
sprained the same ankle again .. 😒 😤 😑 😠 
USERNAME USERNAME we know u sip lean ran lolz 😏 
you know me i like me a good ass ... 😏 
USERNAME indeed they are i can't take it ... >.< ew . haha miss u ! ! 
thank god my boyfriend isn't clingy . i'd have to kill myself 😒 
i think is time to roll one and smoke one while i ride on my baby 😏 
k mart is like dead , so bored at work 😣 🔫 
k , so this preliminary research bullshit has me oh so fucked up 😒 😤 
USERNAME just run them over with your monster truck 😏 
USERNAME are the queens on sending each other ugly pictures 😏 
USERNAME eww godd ! i don't message stupid bitty's like youu ! 😏 #bitty #suckme 
look at that white girl move it , move it; look at that white girl move it , move it; she movin like a black girls booty 😈 😏 
eating seems like such a hassle to me these days . 😖 
my alto girls at our sectionals today c: we sounded wonderful d; #choirkid #mckayhighsch @ mckay high school URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME thought that would spark some controversy 😏 
these last two days have been fucking stressful 😖 🔫 
reeally don't wanna work tomorrow . or ever again in my life . i'm gonna buy a couple scratchy tickets and cross my fingers . 😏 
this music just put me in a great fucking moo d: d 
USERNAME seriously ? mr hottie fabulous actually loses at something ? not buying it ... i mean , just look at your gf ... & her aunt ... dang 😏 
i hate when i follow people and they never flow back , like bitch there's an expiration date . i will take my follow back ! ! ! ! 😒 👅 
“USERNAME if this was my child , ill beat the gayness outta him . 😒 😠 URL gayy 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm under prepared >.< i need to get paid already 
*back in the day* me :d ont let go ! frien d: i have to ! me:no ! i can save you ! frien d: dont forget about me ! me:noo ! ! *friend goes down slide* 
i found a reason to change who i used to be , a reason to start over new . the reason is .... you ! ! ! 😏 😌 
really wish i had something new and exciting in my life #bored 
i seriously didn't know asking if someone was okay after they went to jail was being lmao 😂 #thisbitch needs to be 👋 #ew 
“USERNAME i hate people who send me 10 second snapchats 😒 USERNAME bad big ! 
USERNAME nuu uhh ! >_< that be you ! ! 
you know you're wrong that is why you won't reply #whatashame 😒 
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USERNAME i already posted the pic 😏 😌 ☺ 😊 😄 
i hate when i follow people and they never follow back , like bitch there's an expiration date . i will take my follow back ! ! ! 😒 👅 
*sees girl that likes a7x and 1d* like how ? ! >_< 
i'm having panic attack 😖 USERNAME you dirty dirty bitch 
USERNAME haha we were gettin dolla billz and boo i probly do too 👎👎👎👎 😒 
all i wanted was the new co d: black ops 2. :( ( 
this idiot , i swear she dumb 😑 👎 URL 
USERNAME girl i got school ! not that you have invited me anywhere or anything . #rude 
getting at least an extra hour of math help before school all week . i swear if this doesn't help my grade ... 😒 
i'm sick , and i just want to watch movies , eat ice cream , and cuddle . 😒 😞 😩😷👎 
since i can't see #oomf this weekend i guess i'll do a little beer drinkin 😏 🍻 
prob the most stubborn person on this planet 😏 #dontcurr 
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USERNAME i just spent so long try to get on and the day i do you cant dx 
sometimes i just have to stop and pray for people #hurt #disgusted 
haha that's probably the only thing i like about myself d; 
ooh' i seem to have dropped my pencil .. 😏 USERNAME URL 
USERNAME you are really getting the hang of this twitter thing ! 😏 
USERNAME no 😒 kinda tho . just without the beach and water 
i'll take all y'all mans if i was ciara lls #bored 
USERNAME not really but i have so much homework with all my classes that it gets overwhelming at times 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME done . i could come to tomorrow after my test .. i don't have class friday ! thirsty thurs is upon us 😏 🍻 
i hope he be at the thanksgiving party 😏 i'm looking forward to it ... 
USERNAME because you probably overcharge your phone 😏 #smartboy lmaoo 
me and USERNAME actually did pritty good on our ap-euro presentation 😏 👏👏 
i haven't been in a good mood all damn week; #ughh 😒 
i just accidentally said hell in front of my mom ... 😏 😳 😯 
don't flatter yourself , you too cute for our own self . 😏 
this one time at band camp this one girl did nothing but gargle i swear 😏 
USERNAME miss you too ! you should've stoppe d; -) 
you'll say you never had it so goo d: ) 
it's sucks and hurts when you are so close to having something and then it gets ripped out of your hands ... 👎 😥 😖 😠 #suchislife 
my mom always yelling at me about basketball but don't know anything about it .. lmao like ok . 😒 
adele got me in my feelings , that sneaky bitch . 😭 😒 😁 
3dmention music | atlanta , ga | blues/funk/hip hop - madelou d: URL #realmuzik 
aww shit . i forgto all about the enrichment credit shit d: 
USERNAME wait til tonight you dork , we have a date 😏 
my life be like: class , work , study; work , class , work , study; class , work , study(sleep);class , work , study ,& etc . it's just keeps going & going ! 😑 
USERNAME truu , but i have someone in the front already . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME he nosy just to be nosy & awe , i love you too hunny buns lmao , but stay out grown folks business 😏 
i'll be back in cold ass mn friday morning ... 😒 😔 😠 
my boyfriend is the biggest birthday princess . 😏 👸👧 
your like the candy store… i love candy . 😏 lol 
wtf brisha mad for aint nobody do shit to her ass 😒 
taking a break from this school shit , time to crush some food 😑 
i miss my boys & their only playing #army for a week , this over a year deployment is really going to suck 😣 😖 😢 
i hate to see couples argue over the internet . it's so childish 😒 
USERNAME 😑 yea right , how am u gunna give you all the homework you forget ? ! 
this week ! we d: education first grad party; thu: euphoria; fri: drop the lime; sat: bootie sf URL 
i am funny , you jus have a dry personality 😒 
don't ask me for money if i don't know you 😒 
angela keeps trying to take pictures of me looking all rachet >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 #getit 
USERNAME haha it made me think of you ! i should have bought it 😏 
when bitches say tech is to ghetto for them 😒 like its a 90 billion $ school . so whatever tf that's suppose to mean . 
when mf'ers wake me up out my sleep . >.< 
what did he promise you ? the world ? never ending love ? it's all bull shit 😏 
already been here at the jpl for 3 hrs , and i still have a lot to do ! ! 😣 
USERNAME idk , probably not because that's really far 😒 
bout to hit up the mall with my mom ... know what that means ? 😏 #newfuckinclothes 
USERNAME i was just looking at a picture of a girl doing this ... 😐 
good thing i'll be 17 a month from today .. 😒 #isuck #alwaysthebaby 
i dont know what to respond back i got hit with the k . >.< 
USERNAME what strategy were you talkin about ? ! d; 
saw a 🔪 set that i want ... 😏 😏 
court day on a hump day ? yes and totally ruins the day ! 😒 
who told you to put them jeans on ? 😏 
USERNAME so unfortunate . he was so fine before he lost his mind and nun chucked rihanna ass . 😒 
USERNAME maybe you shouldnt tweet about what gets you going #gross #rookie 
USERNAME lol sshh youre an eagles fan ! ! #gross 
USERNAME USERNAME randi is tweeting about you again . 😒 
oh gosh , this has been a rough week . when it was suppose to be an awesome birthday week . 😒 😔 
it's the worst when cute people be cocky . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME the man , the myth , the legen d; mike wilkins 
“USERNAME thousands could die if terrorists attack the u . s . power gri d: report | URL 
that awkward moment when you're 30 and realise you'd rather watch step up: revolution than start playing halo 4 or co d: black ops 2. 
why is it so hot in this room ! >.< 
tell me about it 😑 i started on it and decided i needed a break 5 mins after USERNAME 
i miss my boys & they're only playing #army for two weeks . this deployment is going to suck ! 😣 😖 😢 
i just want our cuzzi , cuddles , ugly pictures , sushi dates back 😩 😭 😣 😞 
USERNAME 😑 😑 smh haha forget it bruh you fried 
USERNAME good job young grasshopper . i have a midterm tmrw that i haven't studied for . i'm gonna pull an all nighter after work 😣 
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da d: anna , did you finish all your steak ? 
i did USERNAME project in 20 minutes & he gets a 95 . i do mine one 2 hours & get a 90 . 😑 
2 more hours & 15 minutes until i get off of work 😑 then homework here i come 😒 
i always get the last laugh doe ... keep all the evidence you know 😏 
when i'm really heated my voice gets mad loud & sounds like a man >.< 
finna eat , shower ... finish some of this work and go to bed , i have alot of work man 😖 🔫 
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black ops has me about to lose it 😖 😩😫 
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but i'm super depressed because this is the first twilight movie i'm not going to the midnight showing 😭 😖 
thank goodness for heating pads; i'm in dire need of a back massage 😣 
when you really have to pee and your stuck in traffic 😒 
finally gonna eat >.< lolol i lost 6495396528692839639 pounds today c': 
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casually watching a car poop in the toilet on ridiculousness #wtf #ew 
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going to have to come back up to bing for 1 day of classes , teachers these days 😒 
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when two girls become friends and they are like obsessed with each other #annoying #ew #makesmelaugh 😆 
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align my heart , my body , my mind . to face what i've done , and do my time . 😑 👌 
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and this day is officially never going to end . 😖 
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i think this is the first time i'm not seeing the midnight premiere of a twilight movie . oh well . 😒 
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USERNAME you saw that .. 😒 damnit , lmao . 
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finally getting to go on this run that i've been waiting for since 5 o clock 😒 
i should start carrying an extra sweater in my car >.< 
playing call of duty and went 7-0 then the fire alarm goes off . got shook and got shot 😑 .... 
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i knew you were a liar from the start . 😏 
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USERNAME USERNAME its a date ! (: lol naa jk im sorry pimp d: 
my phone dryer then dry somebody need to text me . #bored 
i wish i had the motivation to get ready for school for once in my life but i know that will never happen 😏 
o hai atleast moonshiners is on this will put me in a good moo d: ---)))) 
chicken king yall let me down . i'm not feeling goo d: ( 
head has been pounding since 11 a . m 😖 
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dylan talks to sam more than me . 😒 #teamiwillmakedylanloveme 
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bu d: i want his money ... me: is he single ? ... ctfu ... 
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USERNAME speaks hoodrat and i can't comprehend 😒 .... 🐭 
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burnt bitches wearin cheetah print lookin like they just stepped out the damn jungle 😒 
me & futuristic gang finna drop this song calle d: ! ! #tu 
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headed to a holiday bazaar at the yale art building tonight featuring music , cider , handmade goods . now till 8 :3 0 pm . 800 se 10th #p dx 
USERNAME i probably wont even score at all ~ v.v 
co d: black ops 2 is sick ! ! ! #blackops2 
it was an accident d: i didn't favorite that on purpose . 
realized my wallet went in the washer . 😑 lol 
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USERNAME and then they try to use it against them in the future 😒 
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ok i'm lowkey jealous because everybody going to see twilight and i don't have no one to go with .. 😒 
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k so this is my last 2days with my best friend USERNAME . great 😔 😒 
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i love that my daughter is so curious . hope she stays this way 😏 
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it used to show rain for the upcoming forecast ..... where'd it go ! ! ! 😖 😢 
i have so much hostility built up right now i think i'm due for a good fight its been way too long 😏 
my mom takes a whole fucken hour just to get some earrings 😑 🔫 
the fact my homework is online and the internet connection isnt working 😒 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 
realizing your exam is on five chapters , not four <<<< 😒 
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at USERNAME sunset transit center where trains are running after a car fell onto the tracks from the highway . #p dx - URL 
i am officially addicted to keeping up with the kardashians 😏 
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#i know who goes before me;he stands behin d; the god of angel armies he's always by my side# 
*dad texts me* da d: hey how you been . . . me: good dad , i miss you :) *tears start rolling down eyes* 
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then i gotta click the back button . ugh so much work 😒 
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had to delete my facebook . & instagram i think twitter next -__- 😒 
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been eating so healthy and ate 3 tator tots and feel like death 😖 
group chats are the best ..... if you have an iphone 😏 
is my phone off orr is people juss ignore my text messages ? 😒 😬 
me: i cant eat anymore i'm full . foo d: eat me . me: ok . 
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if arin ray goes home tomorrow it’s not because of the performance , but because of the attitude . first lyric , now him . #rude #xfactor 
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USERNAME well now you can answer all the questions ill have during the movie 😏 
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USERNAME 😑 auto correct likes to make me look dumb 
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victoria is learning the flute . lord , have mercy . 😣 
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yo mamma so stupi d: she got hit by a parked car ! 
USERNAME 😏 u already kno wyd sunday me USERNAME & USERNAME goin to see twilight 
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USERNAME yea that didn't happen 😒 i'm a lazy fuck 
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i have 24 bites almost all around my neck 😭 . so i'm gone wear a scarf for atleast 4 weeks 😩 😒 
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USERNAME ..... but we never got any free ones 😑 
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you can be right , i’ll just always win ! 😏 rt USERNAME USERNAME well you shouldnt think that .. bc im right 👍 
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USERNAME you gonna be running faster than you did in try outs i'm guessing 😂 😏 
class where all we discuss is politics . get me out of here . ! 😒 🔫 
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USERNAME so do you , don't try & play me out habib 😑 
i wish my hair would be as long as it is when i tilt my head . #femalepains 😣 
haha ! your shitty ! get over it ! 😏 
cooking non stop , another own recor d: soup , chicken , potato fried , cookies in 2 hrs . yeah common everybody 
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. kmsl 😂 😂 😂 she be saying going natural gives her headaches . i be looking like 😐 😐 😐 bitch you slow USERNAME 
this phone ringing is driving me insane ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😖 
eating ice in attempt to freeze the pain away 😑 
USERNAME asshole 😒 but yea pretty much ... i like it 
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so cold , bored , & not even close to tired 😒 worst combinations . 
yo mamma so stupi d: she played gotcha nose with valdemort ! (or however u spell it) 
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USERNAME hahaha dang i was doing it to be sweet and then i scroll down and other people did it too . 😒 
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that awkward moment when it gets all quiet and u just burst out laughing and ppl r just staring like . 😒 #laughing 
USERNAME tuesday night i'm going ham . assuming i finish by lifespan paper by then d: 
i got minty conditioner in my ear and its tingling 😏 👂 
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you ain't lying ! rtUSERNAME mrs . sagar always on some bullshit >.< 
USERNAME thank you ☺ 😁 😏 i am waiting for my casting call 
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p dx girl geek dinners #3 (@ urban airship w/ 6 others) URL 
#whenidrink i'm the same . just a liittle happier 😏 
reason 1 i don't like living so far from campus ... having to wait 30 mins for a bus so i could get to the commuter lot . 😒 
i already have 4 appointments all with different doctors for my back over winter break . 😒 ain't nobody got time for that ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME USERNAME aww 😭 i'm so mad we don't have a club basketball team ! maybe i'll start one 😏 
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if you're tall , darkskin && have a shoe game ... i'm your girl . 😏 
the fact that they pushed up the eoc's 😒 <<<< 
crawling to bed , in so much pain . 😖 
USERNAME yes ! ! ! i forgot how to make 'em 😒 lol 
USERNAME hey i'm doing it , i don't want to be the kid that screws it all up for everyone else lol 😒 
i asked my mom if she turned the light on in my room and she said yes for my fish because she didn't want her to be scared #ohmygod 😒 👊 
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USERNAME duah . i wasnt playing det shit be pissing me off >_< 
well , i'm done the #bachelorcanada . the women tell all thing is stupid & petty & we all know he's gonna pick whitney #ew #manbrows 
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i'm pretty sure i'm going to be forced to watch the twilight movie this weekend 😑 
USERNAME probably ! lol ill send to sexy pics 😏 
USERNAME hahaha yeah about that .... she's not anymore 😒 
here my logic . carly rose slaye d; she's safe . so vote for beatrice miller 
USERNAME you terrible , terrible person d: d: d: d: i'm not saving you a seat in orgo tomorrow . #trololololol 
USERNAME are you being serious or r u just being retarded ? d; 
yo mamma so stupi d: she thought seaweed was something fish smoke ! 
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i hope my babies agree with that plan . probably not tho . 😐 😑 😕 
USERNAME okay okay 😖 that's how i feel right now 😞 lol 
USERNAME omfg ! you can't miss out taylor being drugged ! d: 
yay ! ! work is soo much fun ! ! ! - said by no one ever . #bored 
when you tell a girl your cute and they say no i'm ugly ok than your ugly tf 😐 
scary to think that in 9 months we'll be heading off to college . 😐 
USERNAME def'ly went ghost on me . . . >.< 
USERNAME good 👍 that's what i like to hear 😏 😊 
still have 2:00 minutes left before i can move on to the next page 😒 
USERNAME why didn't you ! sounds like something you'd do 😏 😏 
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USERNAME oh my godd that looks soo warm and i'm outside in the freezing cold >.< you're gonna share liam ! ! 
USERNAME no :( , the royals den people took 30mins just to make a ham&cheese sandwich >.< 
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#rp USERNAME 🙌😈 😏 @ mia sushi & steakhouse URL 
USERNAME if he was cute he'd be a real nigga and just kiss you 😏 lol jk 
USERNAME - might i ask why the change ? #justcurious 😐 
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i saw my babygirl USERNAME i miss my babies 😣 
USERNAME you played it ? d; my brother wont lemme ! 
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yo mamma so stupi d: she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken ! 
sitting in my car cuz i don't feel like going inside and gettin yelled at ... 😒 #fml 
ready for this week to be over already ! 😒 
my hood looks sketchy as fuck tonight . feds everywhere . #ew 
mm ... nothing like the smell of shit on scu in the evening . #hospitals are #gross ... #poop 
USERNAME we play at catoosa ! i don't know why i'm answering you on here when i'm texting you too ! ! ! 🙀 😼 
USERNAME i knoww :) i feel bad cause mee and amy have talked about it for a while & now i'm not going d: 
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so who wants to have a twitter fight with me ? 😏 
USERNAME hahaha yeahh we did back squats for dayzz yesterday ! 😖 😭 
first time ditching in high school & sort of got caught ... #thankstoschoolphonecalls >.< 
wonder how long it will be b4 i'm fed up with it . hmm 😏 
i can't wait to see taylor drugged . 😑 😆 😋 
chicken parm was okay .. homework done , hair finished . shower , phone , then be d; * 
the fact that when i take my contacts out i can't even see my tv from my bed <<< 😳 😣 
my dad got so pissed when he saw all my tires pressures were in the 20's like it was my fault . noo daddy that's your job 😒 
USERNAME it's okay for me to say that . not you . 😒 
lmao my momma extra happy cakein on the phone .. #gross 
i would skip tomorrow also but i have practice for two sports tomorrow , so i kinda can't skip . 😒 
USERNAME louis help me i need advice for a school open mic and i'm going to sing ! ! ! i'm scare d: / 
USERNAME neither will i ! i know it less because i haven't even taken biology ! i'm taking chemistry but then i'm a sophomore 😐 
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working out at the gym ain't fun 😒 😔 😣 
yo mamma so stupi d: when i said drinks were on the house she got a ladder ! 
stfu i do what i want ! ! no boyfriend keep me seated ! ! 😏 
i know my bff USERNAME is excited to see me this friday & every single day for the rest of the season basically 😏 muhahaa 
seriously . how many times is someone gunna steal my tip jar ? ! you're annoying 😒 
USERNAME it wasn’t stupid so calm your ass down 😒 just be a man and you won’t have that problem anymore 
USERNAME damn still sucks ass ahaha . apple was such a bitch >.< 
the lady we just ordered our food from was rude as fuckk 😒 #badservice 
i've told him since i got my car they've always been in the 20's and he ain't never done nothin about it until tonight 😑 
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USERNAME USERNAME #cupcakewednesday #teambuttercream #fatfluential we didn’t have cupcakes , so improvise d: URL 
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“USERNAME that great feeling URL lmfao rt 😂 😂 #ew 
just found out my mother in law knows how to make champurado , bleh why must she live miles away ? >_< craving it so badly right now ! 
USERNAME so you were the one who pushed me today 😒 ahaha 
no one should ever smell like that ... grossed out at the gym ... yuck 😖 
back to work tmrrw , damnn ! 😒 😒 😔 
i hate that i can't talk to you .... 😒 👎 
USERNAME zayn help me please i need advice i have a school open mic and i'm singing and i'm scare d: / 
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oomfs that just retweeted me wa my a1 follower but he mean asf lols . >.< ! 
USERNAME i can't do shit this weekend cause i have a research paper due and have 2 tests 😖 
i know that i am pigeon-toed , isn't the skinniest girl out there , and has a slight lisp when i talk i don't need you to point it out . 😡 😒 
niall talking about the wante d: incredible band . walks out of the room; screams not ! ahhahaahah 
phone on 1% smh might as well go to sleep 😒 
USERNAME aw . i doubt it ! i hope you feel better though ! i just feel odd . nothing tastes good ... ? 😒 😔 
fuck the previews for american horror story scare the hell outta me ! 😣 
USERNAME then their followers get to see this sexy ass face 😏 
this man hoed me 👌 he could have just let me go .. 😒 
bring the cuffs baby i can bring the chains 😯 😬 😏 😊 
damn she has 0 followers and following 0 people but has 30 tweets .. ? ? ? tf 😑 
yo mamma so stupi d: she made an appointment with dr . pepper ! 
#real #nigga #bored #room #chilling #crazy @ sh hancock URL 
USERNAME why are we so slutty ? ! d: haha(; 
i was listening to finnish radio and rack city came on ? ? ? 😏 
all-star panel with USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #smcp dx #gotoexplore URL 
USERNAME bahahaha too bad it was a dream i'm really thinking she may not have an eyeball in there or something she never takes it off 😑 
anthony makes fun of my ig & twitter name d: 
USERNAME uhm no you . never texted me back ! >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME y'all petty af for having my phone going off like that at work 😒 
USERNAME you’re going to a te dx event ? ! 
so happy USERNAME moved into the suit gonna be beating him in nhl all night 😏 
explaining the iphone to my dad and he says 😐 
loves it when rachel calls me plateau because i'm so flat cheste d; ) #wishiwas 
awkward moment when you send a snap chat to a random person cause you gotta the name wrong 😒 
so excited for twilight ! but i'm sad to say i will not be attending the all day movie marathon at the theater bc of class 😒 #stillteamedward 
my belly button is finally completely healed 🙌🙏 after almost two years 😒 
yeah life throws you curves but you learn to swerve 😐 
i've struggled watching this annoying show just to watch emblem3 perform . the things i do for USERNAME 😒 
USERNAME that is the appropriate asian face to make 😑 
this english poetry crap <<<< do i look like a poet ? #hellno 😒 
some days my own thoughts are my worst enemy 😣 
people just can't wait to get home to use the lavatory #nasty 
my boyfriend asking me a million && 2 questions . 😑 
USERNAME you really missed out by not going to the speech tn it was such a great time . 😒 
USERNAME ... when i cuddle with my cat i always have to be the big spoon 😒 i don't like being the big spoon 😢 
tristens wallpaper is his shit in the toilet >.< i swear my stomach started hurting when i saw it . 
gahh need to study for this chemistry test tomorrow 😒 
there would be traffic when i'm trying to get home to see #ahsfx . 😑 
i need my own driver . driving gets tiring sometimes 😒 
i always seem to get really annoyed by my boyfriend at night ... 😒 
this is to all you bbm traitors turning off read receipts on your iphones: 😖 🔫 
a customer came through my line today and said hahaha 😏 
i'm mack daddy round here and don't you forget it nigga . 😒 
i was the 5th retweet USERNAME come fight me 😐 
i wanna go on a cute date . nothin huge . just like a walk in the park & id be the happiest girl in the worl d; i like thoughtful , not things . 
USERNAME touché however it's already been at the shop and fixed . i just didn't want to blow $150 next week 😒 
USERNAME did you say hangover ? 😏 hahaha , and i'll try because i'm going to new york but i'm not sure how long 
i'm so jelly fremont poly's got drama w/ the black girls . i wish skyline did too 😒 i hate the girls at my school . ratchet asses . lol . 
playing black ops with my boyfrien d: ) but at separate houses . we are sharing his girlfriend tonight ! 
shawdi shakin - rahlee franklin ft laron (pro d: speaker knockerz) URL via USERNAME 
USERNAME hahahahhahahahhahahahahhaa tis an actual photo i took ... i saw this with my own eyes ..... #disgusting 
in need of a professional massage . 💪 😐 ouch 
USERNAME isn't that every day for you .. ? 😒 
new favorite spot in p dx @ the woodsman tavern URL 
peer pressure from USERNAME and USERNAME ....... #ihateyouguys #somuch 😖 
i wish i had little features , but nope must be a ruston thing to have wide fuckin hips too 😒 
dudeUSERNAME can i get a negroni ? frien d: wtf is that ? bartender/me: fucking gross ! ! ! #hahahafuckyourookie #takeyourmadmenbullshit #2thatotherbar 
i hate when you buy chips and queso and you have to eat the whole thing 😏 
i'm trying soo hard to take a nap but its just not working 😒 
obvi frederick👏 i've never heard of anyone who has alligator shoes👌i 💖 your shoes . kinda jealous to be honest 😏 
#metromile sounds awesome ! auto insurance you pay for by the mile . #smcp dx 
mom gets mad when i have the bass on in my car so she makes me turn it off 😒 
USERNAME 😩😩😩😩 😭 😫😫😫😫 😖 😖 😖 😖 i don't know . 
USERNAME co d: modern boricua ops . *insert badass cover with a fiery explosion background 
happy to be w/ everyone at USERNAME networking follow-ups welcome ! #smcp dx #p dx events 
give damn wade the controller and he straight ran out off the the boat ... 😑 
s/o to all tha fuck boys who said they where dwn but bitch out 😒 
how do some people have such perfect skin ? ! gaah makes me so mad 😒 #jealous 
just organized all the apps and icons on my phone . #impressedwithmyself #bored 
#real #nigga #room #boss #bored #tatted #cross #crazy #chilling @ sh hancock URL 
i definitely need a club outfit ... 😏 ! ! it's gonna go dwn w/ my nigga dominique and #team t . u . g🍸🍹🍺🚬🔊🎉 
lmao when i had that much money i was constantly getting my nails done and everything 😏 
i've already missed two days of school . why not just skip the whole week ? ! 😏 
but otc , when harry potter is in my aunt alreaady knows i'm staying home ! 😏 👸⚡ 😹 👏 #harrypotter #loveit #secretnerd 
gonna go out for a run for the first time since edc , i think my body is finally capable .. 😒 
this 22 year old chic started crying in lab bc she was missing a party 😑 bitch shut the fuck up i swear some females 
USERNAME noo >_< she has to stay in school with me 
USERNAME USERNAME yea 😏 soo y'all should come visit me after ! ! ? 
USERNAME get your shit together the new most wanted is freakin stupid . im gonna put the old one in cause ots more exciting . #letdown 😒 
i hate wen people try to talk wen dey yawning i mean i hate it ! ! 😒 biitch shut da fuck & cover ya mouth 
USERNAME ill let you know how i like it 😏 
USERNAME hell yeah to say something like that >_< but dont worry abt themm , yoir still living thats all that matters (: 
USERNAME you gotta play jump by rihanna when it comes out 😏 
i hate congating verbs in spanish ... #sucks #dontunderstand d: #failing tomorrows quiz ! 
if i saw her right now , i'd never complain again . she my girl 😏 
my better half dejean nd i ! ! 🎉 😏 
USERNAME wait is it me ? cause ill cut a bitch who's tryna replace me forreal ! #shitgetsreal #mytay 😒 😤🔪 
i increased my bros rank in black ops 15 points in an hour & a half , then he has the nerve to tell his boys that's him playing 😒 #nocredit 
lolz ! ! homegirl got balls . 😬 😏 😆 😄 😄 😄 
USERNAME USERNAME i remember slamming his fingers in a toy we was playing with , he crie d; it was hilarious ! ! 
like bitch what makes you think i smoke ? 😒 #gtfoh 
USERNAME season 1 is wayy better , but i'm gunna watch anyways 😏 
the fact that USERNAME is making apple crisp at 9:45 on a wednesday night ? awesomeness ! 😏 love him ! 
somebody tried to play me with nose rings not being professional 😒 neither are my 2 belly rings , my tatts , and my hair please go on 😕 
he said he doesn't want to be too old when his first grandson/daughter is born 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😐 😐 😐 😐 😮 😲 😧 lol 
it's too much 😒 and my back is killing me 
my first social media club event ! representing USERNAME #smcp dx 
cant do it ! rt USERNAME momma always taught me to respect the ladies 😏 
#eww when the kid next to . me stares at me everyday then asks me for my . ? ! ! ? . 
can't last a day without thinkin of #you 😕 😐 😖 😞 😔 😣 
USERNAME i bet ! /: but u'll do goo d: ) & im okay , i hate being a junior tho lol /: 
when someone starts to annoy me or try's to argue with me i just put my headphones in and tune out that bullshit . #lalalalalaicanthearyou 😏 🎶 
why couldn't algebra ii be as easy as geometry 😒 
USERNAME well .. do you wanna come eat ice cream and watch me cry my eyes out ? 😖 
the sound of that hurts my stomach #yuck #maybeyum #idk 
even with a scary movie , there's always a love story ... why is that ? #hateit 
USERNAME fuck make me sound all lame and shit >.< ha 
USERNAME hahaha was wondering who the funny guy was gunna be to tweet me that 😏 
USERNAME 😑 did the fucking spanish teacher call your mom like he did to me ; this not spanish bitch 
USERNAME 😒 you should know why in going to see it 
i'm part of the justice league .. ! yeahh 😏 
i am ecstatic to go get new contacts tomorrow . #eyedochereicome #4eyesprobs 🚫👓 😐 🔫 
i wish i get this music on my phone 😒 
USERNAME have you guys considered a kickstarter or something to keep it open ? i'm sure i'm not the only one who wants to help ! d: 
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to the people that underestimate my abilities .. take a seat and watch me shine 😏 👀☝🎇 
females that drink alot or do drugs are so trashy . #noclass #gross #unattractiveaf 
i don't look for flaws in ppl , they just simply find me ! 😬 😒 
someone just go buy my charger for me so i don't have to drive ? ! sounds perfect ! kthanks 😒 
the kids aske d; i had to oblige . i'm such a pushover ! @ stopher stronghold URL 
USERNAME lol lol lol @ your mom on facebook 😐 😐 😒 
USERNAME haha i'm really trynna catch that fade tho ... don't get caught slippen rj 😏 🙏 
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USERNAME stop sun tweeting me justine ....... #iminsecure 😒 😔 😠 
i think i have found one that i want 😏 
USERNAME noo dont do nothing stupid jamell ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
no .. i love getting sexually harassed about my booty at work .. please continue . 😣 
he had me all thinking about how it used to be , and now how it's never gonna be that way again 😒 
USERNAME just when i though the music industry couldn't get any worse .. the x factor totally redeems itself ... sike 😒 
the enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the worl d; and the reapers are the angels . 
USERNAME i don't care i'll go get you guys back 😏 
of course the night i get in bed early as hell i get this excruciating headache 😠 😩 😖 😥 
USERNAME stop sub tweeting me justine ....... #iminsecure 😒 😔 😠 
the fact that USERNAME is my bestfriend and he just now decides to follow me on twitter .... wtf ? ! #rude ✌ 
when guys leave loyal pretty girls for dumb ugly sluts <<<< #eww #ratchet 
those songs that brings back all those good memories ! #ohfuck 😖 
waahh tara that's so mean . look how sad i am 😒 
the things i'd do to be at the beach right now .. 😐 
this is a quiet area . i can hear you chewing on that apple ! #gross 
USERNAME esme and jasper didn't kill aro for killing their loves , belward did it ! >_< 
she was mad because i can't give diggy right now 😏 
some guy from the oil field that saw me earlier at the store send me a friend request on facebook ! ew . ! #gross 
i feel horrible ... someone come take care of me d: -cough cough- USERNAME lol 
13 minutes till american horror story ! #butwhosecounting ? 😒 
USERNAME he's bipolar as'f . like ugh >.< we could talk all day then the next week or so not at all .. 
USERNAME hahahaha omg i'm not trying that ! #gross #grems 
wow . my gram doesn't want me driving her nice car ... #rude 
when people threaten to take my horse away <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 😭 😭 😭 😡 😡 😡 😖 😖 😖 
just because you dont like somebody l , doesn't give you the right to make them your topic anytime you open your mouth . #rude 
USERNAME i amm ! 😁 yay . i hope we get to run errands for him ... haha any excuse to drive 😏 
how much yall wanna bet myru gonna crash again tomorrow . 😏 😂 😂 
i always feel bad when people are eating in a restaurant alone ! 😣 
hella planes be flying over my house at night >.< 
USERNAME this is why i have do not disturb set on my phone ... 😒 
USERNAME yes . inner p dx economy is so far outpacing ep dx that systemic inequities approaching danger zone 
USERNAME and possibly never recoverable if this course continues . ep dx economic vitality is a crisis . 
i need a night out . sorta like project x . USERNAME you down bitch ? 😏 
i wanna go do my nails & eyebrows tomorrow >.< 
USERNAME if the day after .. i'm going shopping , and work at 4. 😑 😪 
today is seriously like my lucky day or some shit if only everyday was like this 😏 
>_< ugghh . i'm gon fix dis bitch . #trust 
“USERNAME someones high & it ain't me . 😏 URL is that a frenchie ? 
when girls just jump to conclusion and don't let you tell them what really happened or how you really feel 😒 
another year in a row ; no honor roll , perfect attendance , or more 😒 . i need to work on my attitude & focus on my work & stop worrying 
i dont know i should just go to garside >.< 
stressing about my grades & getting into college 😖 < can i just be accepted into a college already ? that way i don't have to stress anymore 
oomf & i argue like we're in a relationship >_< 
girls that put up pictures and put just annoy me 😒 #goaway 
USERNAME a little late ! i needed it for school 😒 
i guess i could start doing a little bit of my work .. 😐 
alot of ppls power button isn't even working anymore including mine . stupid 🍎 if i wasn't gonna buy a macbook i'd get rid of this iphone 😒 
i hate when ppl complain all the fuckn time 😒 like wtf 
USERNAME i do to ! like who the hell wants to hear about pancakes . honestly . 😒 
USERNAME soo you tryna be the queen of zamunda in ya avi , i see you >.< 
seconds after my sister comes into my room . >.< 
going back to the same shit at school #boring #af 
USERNAME we are getting dogged on by our gf's ..... #annoyingaf 😏 
#hilarious #adorable #safetyfirst #funny #gross USERNAME @ la capilla URL 
i can sleep in peace knowing my 7 page paper is saved on my usb drive 😴 😏 
USERNAME would you rather me say you lick dickk 😏 😏 
i haven't seen my babe in a couple days 😒 😢 
why did drake have to be in this song ? whatevuurr .. 😑 
i was getting over you but then you smiled ...... fuuck 😒 
this law & order is confusing . i can usually figure out what happened pretty easily but this time i can't . 😐 
USERNAME right ? like it clouds so many judgements an i'm like super emotional its so annoying 😒 
i know my phone is about to die but do not proceed to put it on the charger and yet i still have the nerve to get annoyed when it does ... 😒 
USERNAME oh cause i was thinking not jacking off and not singing in dancing 😐 
USERNAME forgot about an italian quiz i have to study for ! 😖 
since all you muthafukas like pyramids so much on twitter how about you take yo ass to egypt and learn a thing or two about them 😒 
i think i over worked chelle this week . she can't move 😏 
USERNAME pretty sure her baby was born anorexic and it disgusts me how her hair reaches her ass crack and is so nappy in the front #ew 
i don't think anybody els cares about our problem so you shouldn't tell other people anything about our problem 😳 😑 
USERNAME d: USERNAME you must draw me as well now 😌 
bye losers i got i date with my sheets 😏 ✌ 
i've just resorted to listening to my music with headphones on in my car so i don't have a panic attack about the 17 sounds it's making . 😒 
USERNAME too into your moviie to answer my call ? ! #rude ;) 
best sound in the worl d: my mothers laughter , she laughs from her beautiful heart #alhamdulilahmoments 
USERNAME dude you don't even no >.< like ughh . 
that's mainly what i play now snd is ruined .. you only get 100 points a kill 😒 
being alone gives me too much time and opportunity to sit here and over think things >_< 
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USERNAME so you have a phone and didn't text me ... cool 😏 
paraphrasing: 'we don't know what it is or how to measure it , but wet know it's important .' #smcp dx 
i got a cut went to class came back went to a dgv and came back n my 22 year old brother is still playin the video game 😒 it's been 10hrs ... 
USERNAME it's a song you got from the internet i bet ! d; 
i'm instagramming a lot tonight . #whatever #bored #selfie @ home sweet home URL 
USERNAME imma beat a bitch 😏 ill tell you in dempseys ! 
USERNAME mm .. to trust ubadubba or not 😒 haha ok i believe you 👌😁 
USERNAME watching movies .... withoit ... me d: hoe dare you ... i thought we were close .. </3 
twololita's carne asada fries ! 😏 😏 😏 #carne #asada #fries #foodporn #yummy #instahub #mex @ lolita's taco shop URL 
USERNAME you do look pretty bad #justsaying sorry frien d: ( 
on my xd eathx bed . bye evryone 😑 URL 
head starting to hurting ... i'm starving ! 😖 😖 😖 
dressed down , still lookin' better than ya ex . 😏 URL 
USERNAME i wish i had time to be bore d: ( 
seriously . how the fuck did you get on my news feed ? go away d: 
rt USERNAME #smcp dx social media is the connective tissue that ties all your channels together USERNAME 
USERNAME ehh .. sheesshh ! ! 😏 i think she is 
“USERNAME emily maynard spotted at plastic surgery office—but it's not what you think URL USERNAME 😏 
remembered to turn my light off before i left the house . #clapsforkels 😐 
i literally can't get the taste so sardines out of my mouth ... thank you USERNAME #eww #dying 
i think it hurts most seeing that you changed it 😒 😔 
i been over thinking a lot of stuff lately 😒 
i asked my mom if she talked too any of her ex's & shes like my cousin teaches her too many things .. >.< lol 
USERNAME whatt you meann ! ? >_< lol wtff ? xd 
i'm not a player i just crush a lot 😏 
so my mom calls me to the living room so i can listen to the song this girl is singing . she says it's my song . the song ? 😒 
parents fightin about who's crap smells worse #seriously ? #stupid #gottolovethem #nasty #embarrasing 
my face smells like chocolate and strawberries ahh stupid face mask is making me hungry 😒 
my last day of school is my sister's due date 😒 
how nightshift does dinner (not picture d: 4 more plates of toro). #icaem @ kula revolving sushi bar URL 
USERNAME there are some very quality people who ride sport/street bikes . 😡 👿 😠 😒 
& oh shit . you saw that ? lol my bad , but fuck that class is boring af 😒 t 
hey guise , guess what ? no body cares about this sorry ass fight ! >.< 
now that i have a job my parents expect me to buy them a christmas present ... tough luck mom and dad lol you grounded me for a month 😏 
minute and a half left in the game and we're about to have a gym wide brawl . #uwaproblems USERNAME USERNAME #oowah 😼 😼 👊💢 
did they really bleep out when nicki minaj says in beauty & a beat with the biebs ? wow , they broke up , it is not that serious 😒 
black ops2 aint even what i thought it would be >.< #wack 
so i tried to change my icon once & my phone spazzes out & changes it to a million old ones 😒 
USERNAME i thought i should let you know my ass hurts like a mutha cause of the shot earlier d: 
USERNAME oh stop ! ! you know what ? maybe ill eat a couple carrots or something , but thats where i draw the line ! ! 😑 
never in my life have i seen a tombstone that rea d: died for not forwarding that text to 10 people #jussayin 
i see a midnight walmart run in my near future 😐 
heartbroken because i wish you never got taken from us .. idk what to do right now . 😏 
i hate my cousin for saying stuff like that to her >.< 
USERNAME i was right , he does text hoes while he is away from me . #iknewit 😼 🔪 
USERNAME USERNAME if you would text me back once in awhile you would know . 😒 
put my bby through shopping , study sesh , my whining but he won't go with me to watch a twilight movie #really ? he's still going 😏 tho lol 
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san jose: registered sex offender volunteered at private school festival , but was not arreste d: sheriff’s officials ... URL 
it's almost 8 & i'm getting tired ? this is weird >.< 
help wanted overloa d: elance sees record job posts: unemployment in the san jose metro area may be hovering around 8 ... URL 
morgan state university professor accused of grant frau d: baltimore (ap) — a professor at morgan state university ... URL 
if d: another entrance wouldn't have made a difference at explosion: the indianapolis fire department claims another ... URL 
man who cut off estranged wife’s thumb sentence d: annapolis , md . (ap) — a man who cut off his estranged wife’s thumb ... URL 
man who cut off wife's thumb sentence d: a man who cut off his estranged wife's thumb in an apparent murder-suicide ... URL 
money-losing st . joseph could take three years to turn aroun d: francis x . kelly said he hopes to turn around st .... URL 
da d: no there are to many holes in it 
landed . it's cold . (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 21 others) URL 
ahahaha . she knows me too well . 😏 USERNAME URL 
i really love people , honestly i do . but you , i hate you . 😒 #couldntcareless #ifyoudied #sadbuttrue 
USERNAME oh never mind i get it but my phone keeps turning it back on so i pretty much gave up 😒 
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on my xd eathx bed . bye evryone 😑 URL 
i be tight when i want someone ... and i know they want me back but they be like naa you went with my cousin or friend ... 😏 
is it just me or is bella swan a little tramp ? shes walkin around leadin on two boys risking there lives for her & she's like .. eh whatever 😒 
hoop squa d: preseason meeting thursday at 2 in room 117. freshman football players will meet at 2 on friday #beatcarverthursday #undefeated 
new skill unlocke d: image felting #squareacademy @ square , inc . URL 
USERNAME i'm gonna be soon , i texted you with no response ! #rude 
now the dress is in my fuckin room ! there's no space now . >.< 
“USERNAME why does this happen to me ? ! 😖 😖 😖 i'm scared , i don't have a clue who this is ... URL USERNAME 
it would be nice if you replied just a little faster ! 😑 
USERNAME i still want a copy of it to post on tumblr 😆 😏 
USERNAME i got on your phone and followed me lolol d: 
enjoying the panel talks with USERNAME right now . #smcp dx 
whenever i take a shower it looks like i killed somebody cause of all the hair dye that comes out 😒 
my mom said i can get my new uggs friday ☺ ☺ already thru my other ones out 😏 💨 
my grandma was using my iphone to facetime my neice at target 😑 #ghettogranny @ sierra lakes parkway URL 
when your mouthpiece falls and smashes into pieces d: USERNAME 
USERNAME well there still is 2 hours left in wednesday 😏 
i can't wait to see twilight 😳 😁 but , for now , new #ahs 😏 
haven't had migraines in years , but i think tonight they finally caught up to me .. 😖 🔫 
#girlsbelike . girls , anchors are suppose to sink . 😑 USERNAME 
she's been on the same machine for 30 minutes now 😒 okay girl i see you ! 👌my bad for not ge @ 24 hour fitness URL 
of course i'm not gonna leave right at 7 because people wanted to come in last minute to take pictures now i have to wait for them 😒 
so why isn't my boi texting me back ! ? 😒 
this girl is talking about how her boyfriend graduated last year and now they're married and i'm looking at chris's mom like 😏 
USERNAME oh cause i like all your shit , pff #dontbegettinbigheaded 😌 😏 
when you are close to me i shiver 😏 😏 
third wheelin it tonight . i even got downgraded to the back seat . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME jake stop calling me fatiha ! ! its fariha ! f a r i h a ! ! >_< lmao ! and it was pretty funny ! :3 
everyone at each job steady bitches about someone else .. can't even deal . just b fuckin happy 😒 
USERNAME that was you . ? shame on ur denise 😑 
so i i got pulled over by cops today 😒 ... 
i think if i hoop with my head band on we gone get a win doe .... lets see 😏 😂 
every single week i regret watching american horror story alone and i'm sure this week will be no different . 😣 😖 👹👻 
USERNAME i'm gonna ask you a q before the nights over , be expecting 😏 
people should go to the source of the problem rather than relying on someone else's word 😒 
como se le llama a esto q siento .... cuando estoy contenta pero aun asi siento un vacioo 😣 😱 😞 
should have considered taking my contacts out before ... now i gotta get up 😒 
since the second i woke up this morning not one thing has gone right #seriously 😏 
what a day 😳 and i just noticed i still have alot to do 😣 #stressedtfout 
over time i start noticing that some people aren't worthy of my time anymore .. 👊 😑 khanksbye 
duck dynasty time 🐤🐥 ! can't wait to see them at basspro 😏 👍 
i fuck her good , then i'm cookin' for her 👌 😏 🙏 #please lol 
i need to stop playing with my tongue ring 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME such a slut ! and like you don't like it alan ! ! 😏 
i went to target today 3 times ! ! ! 😏 
about to not sleep in the next 36 hrs 😭 😣 🔫 #godhelpme 
"USERNAME looks like i'm headed to hampton alone this weekend ! ! 😒 gonna miss the bestie USERNAME i'm gonna miss you too ! <|3 
USERNAME shut up lol >.< i texted you on friday ! is your phone off or what ? 
USERNAME hahaha that's cool if that's what your into 😏 #furreak 
everyone has cool twitter names .. i want one . 😒 
back in ny tomorrow (yay) ... tour is over in 3 days (boo) 😣 
realizing how fucked up our family is 😒 😔 USERNAME 
i was gonna go to bed , but then i remembered american horror story comes on tonight . 😑 
i got yelled at work for the stupidest things today . 😒 like get off my back . i don't wanna hear it . 
USERNAME yeah but still a freshmen cuz i got 8.75 credits and not 9 credits which would make me a sophomore 😒 😒 😒 😒 
#whenidrink i blow up my ex's phones #lol #woops 😏 
oh you know .. #justhere #spongebobpants #inabox #cold #bored #sleepy @ a comfy chair URL 
after a little over a year USERNAME would ruin us getting married in nc , having one boy , and living in chicago ! 😒 
cats are lil bastards they always scratch the shit outta me 😐 
and people wonder why i have issues .... 😑 😑 😑 
the bouncer at the gnome is an ass #rude #getoveryourself USERNAME #imjusttryingtostudy 
tbh , ion know why he like that picture soo much >_< 
if i was a niqqa a bitch wouldn't get head if she don't give it ! ✋ 😒 
USERNAME i know d: but , there is nothing left , she's on tour with them , dating them , and mason is gone . everything is perfect . 
i wanna give ya one last option , i wanna give ya one last chance . if your looking for the main attraction just let me do my dance . 😏 #vavavoom 
USERNAME ugh . ill see her tomorrow so that wont help . >.< thank you anyways tho . 
my screen protector is fucked up 😑 guess i gotta go back to my otter box 
study night for my voice and speech final tomorrow >.< 
truth is .. i miss football season already 😏 🏈 #wildcatnation 
USERNAME USERNAME d: how can you say that he was fucking awesome at the concert so much fanservice and dorkiness d d: 
USERNAME i mean this in all seriousness because i will never get this chance again ! d: 
USERNAME yeahh you did ! how rude ! 😭 😖 
can't even lay in my own bed and watch my show because my boyfriend has to get his 2x xp in for bf3 😑 😠 
no ones texting me back tonight . 😖 i feel forgotten . 
i guess football's the way to go . 😞 😒 😥 USERNAME #meandyoubub 
after that presentation , i'm still not sure what type of drunk i am 😏 
i wish USERNAME would give me an idea of what she wants for her birthday 😒 😁 
gosh i hate being a girl , for a about a week .. 😑 😡 
i feel like we always have some maury type of shit going on >.< 
USERNAME i know 😣 but at least it's only 2 or 3 months . his other assignments were for like 2 years #notokay 
“USERNAME people who stay up later at night are likely to be more intelligent than people who go to bed early ." knew it 😏 
oh damn u wish u didnt kno him ... that bad huh ? ? rt USERNAME USERNAME i wish i didn't hell 😒 
can't believe him ! changing all our plans that were perfect 😒 🌆 
i need to change my avi cuz its getting old but i love that picture 😐 
why is the gym so damn crowded at this hour ... 😒 #toomanycreeps 
after that presentation , i'm still not sure what type of drunk i am 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME only reason i do it is to send it to you . baby you're my motivation 😏 😂 
sometimes i just feel like retweet retweet retweet allday 😐 
there's so many people i wanna see and things i wanna do before i leave for five months in only 55 days . 😒 #sadtweet #buti 'llbeback 
these past two weeks the only thing i've literally bought on my debit card was food 😒 #fatgirlproblems 
USERNAME lol , you don't even have a reason 😒 
USERNAME you don't know how much i hate you right now . don't let me see you in school tomorrow 😒 👊 
“USERNAME #nationalsmackthatassday girls can smack guys butts right ? ? i have a few in mind ... 😏 😏 
someone is getting social up in here . USERNAME #smcp dx #creepyphoto URL 
the best part about doing loads and loads of laundry ... putting everything away 😑 #sarcastictweet 
girl like a broom , i might just sweep you off yo feet ... 👌 😏 
USERNAME haha duh , you check every time always . i'm surprised they let you on the road without doing that 😏 
and why is it that i can never get what i'm in the mood for 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME you just wanna waste gas n shit ! 😒 
ayyee ,, everybody go follow my younging USERNAME 😏 #teamfollowback ! 
i may or may not want the death eater emblem on my forearm 😒 
either gabby got her tubes tied or is pregnant . either way i haven't touched her ... 😖 
these snapchats with USERNAME & USERNAME right now >>>> 😂 😏 
“USERNAME #nationalsmackthatassday girls can smack guys butts right ? ? i have a few in mind ... 😏 😏 
USERNAME a real friend would be playing zombies with us ! ! where are you ? #disgusted 
can't deny that i want you , but i'll lie if i have to 😏 
USERNAME me too ! too bad i'm in th middle of the goddamn city . 😒 👎 
USERNAME USERNAME her fuckton q don't get emojis 😏 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
if only my parents knew what i do behind their backs 😏 
by drake always plays when i'm lovesick or sad 😒 
my last retweet >>> they seem like it .. too bad i dont have one v.v 
thanks USERNAME for the skin taken out of my arm ! really appreciate it ! 😊 😑 
USERNAME 😒 #dork . we'll get you know who drunk and then you can kill him ? hahaha 
about to lay in the dark ... #thoughts #tired #relaxed #calming #nothingtodo #bored 
i'm sitting behind her dfcagshdjkfcneusdikcvnrudfhjewiks dx cnbrufjskm dx cv . fc 
USERNAME hahahahahaha aww kittiess🐱🐱🐱 ive seriously shoved him off me three times and i just gave up because he just comes back 😒 
but instead , we're in the car , on our way home . 😒 
#slackerstatus my own damn wife won't share fries w/me smdh 😑 USERNAME 
USERNAME hahahaha oh my gosh you know me way to well .. 😏 
kat & lori laugh at me when i'm being soo serious 😕 😒 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME okay .. i have a mixture of two nicknames and i don even have a nickname for you ? thats great >_< 
i can't wait to start driving next week , ima be whipping these corners 🚗💨 ...... with a permit . 😂 😒 *shrugs* 
USERNAME pro tip: turn off narration after the intro . it gets annoying fast . 😏 
USERNAME fuck i swear i just dropped ranch on me .. fuck ! d:< lmfao 
USERNAME uhm it is in december not sure what days >.< 
photo cre d: adobe1kinobe and his lame ne @ the americana at brand URL 
USERNAME said if i hook up with the lids girl he'll blow me >.< 
people keep calling my brother spoiled cause he has black ops 2, assassins creed , & halo . 😒 
mee too ! oh well . springbreak 2013 let's do something 😏 
i don't get people , why would you screw over someone who is nothing but nice to you and would probably do almost anything for you .. 😒 
one more hell week then i a mini vaca ! i got this 😏 
so you better feel real special if you get any type of text at all tonight ... ” #thief 😡 😒 
i can't believe i'm up , i wanna sleep for hours ✌ 😏 i was too high today 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME how does it seem like i would do that ? >_< 
USERNAME i feel like you either a) stalked my pinterest or b) are getting married . i think either i have the right to know 😏 
i want it but i dont really want it >.< 
USERNAME you dont even have to ask 🍴 😏 bahah 
the amount of #duckdynasty tweets is keeping me filled in since i have 8 pages of english to write #ew 
this week has been a bit crazy , not the bad kind of crazy but the good one .... i love it 😳 👍 😏 
i really need to go make some soup but i don't want to leave my warm bed 😣 
i seem oomf read my message and isn't even gunna text me back 😖 ok i gotchu babe 
no he's not spoiled , my mom reserved those games for him meaning she paid them off in payments ! 😒 
USERNAME you love me . don't act on twitter 😏 
just gonna open it up and go straight after hallie . 😒 this dude needs to get fucked up , seriously . 
big game tomorrow .. thats not the only thing thats on my min d: / 
USERNAME USERNAME she is sleeping leave her alone cause she is just going to ignore us #dontbother #rude #butthurt 
my mom so dumb i asked her to make it rain for a price of change & threw hella pennies at me ✋ 😒 😑 
this is weird i actually feel like cuddling for once in my life 😏 
ugh , here this nigga goes texting me again 😒 
a longg time i ago i said directioners are annoying and i still think that i mean look at me and my annoying ass tweets d; 
mm , his tattoos ! ! ! ! ! >>>> yess lawdd 😏 
when i give advice to my friends they take the opposite of it and then complain to me later that they should've listened 😒 ✋ 
idc idc i love my personality >_< im funny .. 
i'm hungry idk if i want pita pit , baby berk or late night ? ! ? decisions decisions 😖 fuck it how bout all 3 😋 
you don't take showers after you have sex ? ? #wheretheydothat ha ! #nasty 
like i don't wanna see a half gutted bloody deer hanging from the ceiling .... #disgusting 
i got mad when she said that justin bieber was cocky like tf no he ain't ! 😒 
USERNAME i try soo hard on hw and then i check it and its right soo i feel special :) all i need to do is get better test scores 😒 
don't you hate when you just put something down & then you just forgot where you put it ... damn 😑 
lol theres something on called i see what you did there 😏 #clever 
i'm sorry but any grown adult that gets off by touching little kids needs to be shot and killed ! #disgusting 
USERNAME with both feet ? ! think about it . you kick with one foot , it's killing you , then you have to kick with the other . 😖 
honestly right now , i have no one . 😞 😣 
USERNAME they are the ones that'll treat you right ! 😏 
who ready for the new twilight this friday ? 😊 👍 ☺ ☝ 😏 👍🎉 
honestly not texting any unless your USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME & USERNAME 😒 
finally got of work . tired a , f d: 
who has this ? and can help me ? ! ? ! ! ? ! d: URL 
of all the lectures to miss , its the one the professor said she really needed us at >.< #collegeproblems 
niggas be tweeting sum gay shit i peeped , sum of yall suspecr 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME unicorns cant fly ! pegasus does ! get ur facts straight mister ! ! >_< lol ! heheh 
i have 2chainz in my head ...... seriously kill me now 😒 #nolie 
hayden panettiere is a lesser attractive version of blake lively . but i wouldn't mind either 😏 
you think everyone wants you ? dude you tryna send your dick to everyone . no body want that dirty shit nigga , save it for the ratchets . 😒 👎 
i just realized all my cousins in my family are potheads . damn 😏 
USERNAME me either but he's good .. i rather pick carly , she is a beast ! the last girl in 5th harmony , camila can fucking get it .. 😏 
me: do you know how to unpop your ear ? da d: shit i don't know , just put your finger in it .... -___- thanks . 
dang .... gotta wake up at 10 :3 0 tomorrow ........... 😏 
why the fuck is everyone coming in now ? ! ? ! 😒 
when you burn your mouth with hot chocolate . 😠 😒 
i seriously need help d: anyone have the answers ! ! ! mr . swisher geometry . 
just pulled out a wet nilla wafer out of the box #gross 
what about small biz ? USERNAME you dont need to find influencers , you need to find people that love your brand - USERNAME #smcp dx 
USERNAME and USERNAME apparently think it's socially acceptable to take what i say and tweet it 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME she gets an awesome nickname and i get a unicorn ? fine be like that ! >_< 
seeing somebody fine af in public and thinking . 😒 
i'm exhausted 💤😴 😑 to much crazy shit happened today . 
what ! ! mila kunis is pregnant ? ! ? 😒 😭 
USERNAME come to my house and we can talk 😏 
just found out USERNAME doesn't have a gag reflex . >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME tsk tsk unicorns are not real ! ! >_< well i dont think so ? ? 
i just got totally excited about tomorrow being friday , then realized it's actually only gonna be thursday ... 😑 
can a bitch think ? shit aint easy tf 😒 
three san jose gang members indicte d; cases involve 2008 homicide , drive-by shooting: three gang members have be ... URL 
me: dad so i kinda like this boy but he's a pothead but ... he said he'll stop for me . da d: next tweet 
... just thinking about my boys and girls club party days 😏 
i don't wanna go to school tomorrow .. or friday .. or the rest of the year . 😒 #seniorprobs 
i aint neva gotta eat so many cookies again 😔 😒 
wow . rt USERNAME if u haven't read yet , u shoul d: 'romney blames loss on obama's 'gifts' to minorities & young voters' URL 
i wish i could go see breaking dawn part 2 at the premier 😔 😒 
USERNAME what’s your hours i work 7am to 5pm 😒 
i had to think about that tweet before i remembered melvin drowned the fish in bubbles & pepsi .. 😒 😂 
gun season starts tomorrow ! i wish i could be out there hunting 😒 
pedro was cute . until he shit on the floor . 😑 
i have add when it comes to social studies . i can't pay attention or stay focused on history for 3 minutes with out drifting off . #boring 
USERNAME i have a feeling i'm not going to find this funny 😒 😕 
holy shit :o o was that who i thought it was ? ? ! d d: 
USERNAME hopefully i have another dream tonight 😏 ha . haha .. 
USERNAME USERNAME you have an ipod ? you shoulda told me that u nuthead ! >_< 
USERNAME USERNAME and me are better than you guys 😏 👍lmao URL 
i think ima shower & call it a night . i'm tire d: p 
USERNAME q for #smcp dx panel: when clients want raw numbers , how do you show them the value of qualitative results ? 
oh man , and now she's tweeting our song . she knows me too well 😏 
USERNAME lol i've never of someone getting a ticket for twerkin though 😏 
this not having my phone thing , yeah it's gettin' kinda old . 😒 😔 😁 #grounded #naughtygirl #troublemaker #runawaygirl #bitty 
da d: babygirl he's lying to you he's just telling you what you wanna hear when your bit around he's going to continue to smoke let him go 
i need to learn to keep my pens out of my mouth 😒 
being called kiddo , youngin' , little , etc . <<<<<< 😐 
cha d: yea , but you felt confident last time too ... 
i made it exactly 2 weeks into no shave november ... that was a horrible decision . #hairy #ew 
im pretty sure USERNAME is the happiest girl in the world right now 😏 
every time i'm almost asleep my phone rings and wakes me upp ! 💤 😣 
i was into twilight at one point but got tired of it when every horny teenager in the world never stopped talking about it >.< 
iswear the only guy iwork with is annoying as fuck ! ! ! >.< 
now waiting for my sheets to finish drying , and my king taco 😏 
USERNAME looks like i know what your christmas present will be ... 😏 🎁 
i need a work out buddy now since cheer is over . any takers ? 😏 
note to mankin d: i know it's no shave november , but a pedostache does not count . ugly and stupid as hell . no matter how nice your face is . 
girl's get so jealous .. and that's when they start talking shit . 😒 
i don't wanna go work out alone brittany where are youu 😒 😒 ? ? ? USERNAME 
forcin myself to wake my procrastinating butt up at 5am tomorrow to finish hw/studying . 😣 🔫 ✌💤 
uh oh i think it's time i text oomf 😯 😬 😊 😏 
#whenidrink i turn the fuck up 😁😤 😎 😲 😏 😶 
USERNAME USERNAME pshh kelsey you wish i loved you ! same with you sophie .. 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME hahah ! story of my life . i found one ! turns out he's very weird . too weird . 😒 & pale ! #nothanks 
soo theres so much for this weekend startig tomm bt at the same time soo much tarea ! 😣 USERNAME #stress #college 
knowing full well tomorrow is going to be downright ridiculous , i'm attempting to go to sleep at a normal time . 😑 
3 pilots killed in jackson plane crash identifie d: national transportation safety board investigators arrived we ... URL 
i feel so ba d: / this little girl keeps throwing upp -_- 
i just accidentally took like a 3 hour nap . now i'll be up all night . worst sleeper ever 😒 
the day something goes right in my life is the day i'm gonna worry about what type shit ima get hit with next .. 😒 
USERNAME it might not have been . you may never know 😏 
one by one they're all falling . i'm losing everyone it seems like . subtweet it's annoying or whatever idc . you make me feel this way 😒 😔 
i hate that he's sick , now i dont have anyone to talk to till' i ko 😞 😣 😔 
i hate seeing ppl i kno when i'm walking home 😒 
someone rub my tummy til i fall asleep 😣 #singleprobs 
fuck all y'all bitches talm bout us , stfu lemme poke my bootyhole in peace >.< 
if you think you should text me dm me your number 😏 👌 
USERNAME 😣 😞 *sigh* it's a waiting game .. , 
USERNAME yeah it hurt like popped out popped back in .. 😒 
someone teach me how to delete my twitter real quick 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME 😒 😒 s'cuse me while i cry alone 😖 😥 😪 #foreveralone hahah 
why do i always have to do something amazing when nobody's looking ? ! 😒 
USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 i guess i can believe you but what you say now instead of cus words 
USERNAME USERNAME okkaayy . be careful he will lose it 😏 😂 
USERNAME that nigga didn't even come , i was mad as hell ! 😖 😖 😖 
👈👈👈 🎶i just wana fxck your best friend 🎶 😏 😎 
my body obvi does not want this movie date to happen . 😒 #psst 
tell your homies to follow me . ill follow back d: 
easier to count . mt USERNAME #smcp dx question . aside from influencer metrics , why are companies stuck on basic metrics like followers & rts ? 
USERNAME lmao yeah 😏 i fell on my face and popped out my knee ! hurt like hell in the morning 😑 
i'm kinda stuck on the floor until my legs decide to wake up 😒 #someonehelpme 
this migraine will be the death of me 😖 😖 😖 off to bed ! 😴😴😴😴 #goodnightworld 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lets figure something out . 😏 hahaha #beach ? 
trying to get USERNAME to follow back is like trying to get a celebrity to do the same . they rarely do it 😒 
but now that pussy got that new car smell🎶 😏 
so tired of being pissed off all the time >_< 
so what's the plan for tomorrow ? are we staying the night with you ? i can't yay friday night d; USERNAME USERNAME #amy #beth 
i always think something is crawling on my face , but it's always my beard hairs 😑 . 
schizophrenia & substance abuse , perfect combo ... #mentalhealth #boring 
my roommates bday is in nine days ! already planning the celebrations 😏 can't wait ! love you rooms ! USERNAME #subtweet 
da d: isn't kristen stewart a little old to play a role in twilight ? mom: no , she's a vampire now and vampires don't age . #iloveyoumom 
USERNAME USERNAME i don't smile .... 😐 and yeah let me walk out the door real quick 
when i follow people and they don't follow me back 😞 😒 
really that's the first song he plays ? lol 😏 #peeped 
some little kid keeps farting on purpose -.- imma bout to slap him v.v 
is any girl/boy worth losing a friend ? i'll answer that for you .. no 😒 
yay came to get my craving 😊 😁 ☺ 😏 
just wrote my whole damn essay only to realize it doesn't even answer the fucking question in the prompt . 😑 🔫 
did he just miss a freethrow ? 😒 *changes channel* 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i hate him so 0 years and decreasing 😐 
i take that back .. it's prolly best i stay in tonight 😑 
i wish i could just snap my fingers and change my hair color . but noo .. i gotta go thru hell to get it the color i want . 😒 🔫 #femalepains 
USERNAME do people have patience to consume video ? is there a secret video length ? are pictures more effective ? #smcp dx 
nevermind found my mom she turned her phone off cause she was at church , so i can't be mad at her 😒 
lol if your parents own a business they should sponser me for my dance studio just saying 😏 
let's paraphrase what mccain sai d: it's about time o is held accountable for this he created ! 
i swear she talken bout her still but yet nothings there >.< smh ! 
hush it , USERNAME ! you're just jealous because you can't live in my house ! 😏 😁 #stupid #notlivingwithme #lonelyboy 
to thr bitch who stole my victoria secret body spray and lotion that i got last night . #fuckyou #thatshitsmeltgoodtoo 😑 
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USERNAME i know come take care of me ! 😖 
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this girl should hit me with a text📱 #haha 😏 
da d: astoria that boy is lying to you he's honestly just telling you what you wanna he . he needs to stop for himself . 
truth ! USERNAME 2013 about video , telling brand stories . USERNAME brands truly become publishers . #smcp dx #gotoexplore 
seriously this holiday season is going to be so weir d; never take someone home to meet the fam unless they're 100% with you 😒 
also , how do i request a cute cox guy to come out tomorrow ? cuz i'd love to have something nice to look tomorrow 😏 
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USERNAME thompson acknowledge d: wtf fuck him he is an ass i'm so offended for you 
hardest question to answer: what do you want for christmas ? 😒 
sucker punch is a weirdd movie ... of course alex picked it out and is already passed out and now i can't go to bed till its over 😑 
USERNAME don hate . i be tha illest bitch around 😏 
didn't do any of my homework for tomorrow 😒 #mybad 
USERNAME hahahha ! definitely yes , i want your hair d: 
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USERNAME but it is impossible to have real proof that she can talk with spirits , so it would still contradict with ockham's beliefs 😐 
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USERNAME have you gotten that physics packet done ? d: 
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just had a soda ... guess whose gonna be up most of the night ! ? ! 😏 😃 mee☝😁 😳 
USERNAME i need my fucking pipes back . i waste so much in blunts 😒 
barneys holiday windows unveile d: a holiday tradition came alive lighting up the sidewalk on madison avenue . URL 
i hope you forget to tie your shoelace and you trip over a pile of shiit ! dx 
because i just love when people hang up on you in the middle of a phone conversation . not #rude #fuckyou #ineedbetterfriends 
i hate how time goes by so fast when i don't want it to and so slow when i do 😑 #canneverwin 
USERNAME way and i guess i'm the only one who has the guts to state a point ........ 😐 
drive-in cult classics vol . 4 dv d: $12,453.19. up $8k in 24 hours . this is my religion . 
he wanna see my legs in the air 😋 😏 
alrite now you wanna retweet all this dear #oomf tweets & shit & sound depressing 😑 
the hour long drive to bellingham where i just get to scream songs as loud as i want 😏 
i always record duck dynasty but end up watching it while its recording because of everyone tweeting about it 😏 
i wonder why after 9 o clock why tf do tyree always go out tha back slidin door 😑 
my day: 6-7 :3 0am swimming , abs , and lifting . 10-3pm classes . 5-7pm swimming . 8-10 dance . why do i do this to myself 😖 #aleve #icyhot #mybffs 
paid 10 bucks to wash my car and it's not even clean ! 😒 
it has come to my attention that i am d; i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings rola lol 
been feeling some type of way since i woke up 😟 😏 
wante d: dead or alive followed by roxanne ... lol i'm dyin from all these middle aged people dancin 
ahh they're eating cow balls ! 😖 😖 😖 😖 #thechallenge 
i needa start working out or running or something 😏 
USERNAME say what that is the nastiest drink i've ever come across . coconut water 😷 😖 
my throat don't hurt , it just feel all weird like . 😐 😶 
everyone keeps asking when its gonna be official . possibly never 😒 
USERNAME d: cute lol . whooah there you're imagining me o.o 
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USERNAME i thought i was your best frien d: '( 
not sure if i'm hungry or i'm just bored .... 😐 
you are free to deposit this dick in yo mouth if you keep talkin shit or whatever he said 😒 
going to sleep without talking to him i guess 😿 😑 😏 😐 
USERNAME officers , attorney's , etc were her ! ? wtf ? ! #disgusting #couplestherapy 
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USERNAME wow not beliving me >.< yu really think i did that ? 
USERNAME who you think yuh are 😌 😒 #wack 👊 
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USERNAME USERNAME yes ! you finally admit it ! 😏 
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ya think the gold fish will listen to my problems ? 😏 
when books on the top shelf of my closet fall and hit me on the head << #ouchh 😣 
USERNAME burned to keep ... not borrowed 😠 hope you're enjoying some oreos and water with that movie . #gross 
USERNAME i should look into that website 👊 😳 😏 
USERNAME so am i 😐 but i feel like i'm alone 
writing a paper about sex .... not as exciting as most would think 😐 🔫 
da d: schedule tickets to alaska or what ? ? 
i swear cuando me dedicaron esa cancion i felt so broken 😐 
i'm finally cleaning me room 😒 #booyouwhore #imtoolazyrightnow #whyme #iwishihadpowers 
so you are saying amalayer ? ! trololol #thatgirl >.< 
USERNAME put our heads together & just think on it 😏 
USERNAME haha ! i wanna get the character on his ring finger but there are no decent pics of it to make out what it is >.< 
not sure how i feel about this new tri .. 😐 
soo forster gassed me up just now , even tho he blocked me 😑 😐 
almost done w this paper and i just cannot think anymore 😖 
my molers are starting to hurt really bad ... i hope my wisdom teeth aren't coming through again 😣 😩 
jalen and cedric farting in my car . #disgusting #imsick 😷 
out of all the towels we got i grab the shortest one >_< 
USERNAME USERNAME eating pizza rolls without ranch is a disgrace #disgusting 
oomf say he wanna be with me .. i say it's bullshit 😒 
USERNAME q for panel: what is the role of audio content for brands in our mobile society ? #smcp dx #gotoexplore 
USERNAME how romantic , i didn't know you felt that way about me 😏 
USERNAME dam yeah i have late arrival both days 😒 9 is late as fuck 
and then there's the hspa scores that come in next month ... 👩🔫 😕 😒 😔 
USERNAME i read your mind 😏 would u like me to bring u a bottle tomo ? i've got more than i know to deal with . 
i know this sounds wired coming from a chubby girl , but i haven't ate all day and i'm hungry now 😐 
USERNAME what are you talking about .. you dress cute everyday .. so shush ! ✋ 😒 
paul just dedicated a song to jimmy hendrix ! ! >.< 
picking an outfit for school turned out to be harder then i thought 😖 
idunno how ima write a 6page essay on a book i didn't read 😒 
USERNAME i have my reasons ... 😏 #inlove #cutest #hehehe 
rub my booty ? 😒 no , i'm good . USERNAME got that under control . 
i need a job that doesn't involve stupid ass customers .. 😒 
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USERNAME hahaha poor guy i'm gonna be the reason you delete it 😏 
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USERNAME 😑 don't hate the player , hate the swagg . 
cha calls to they don't have , t , up 2. min makes ft , then on possession , turn it over for a cha breakaway . sessions foule d; misses both . 
USERNAME it hasn't been all that old today . 😒 how was yours ? 
USERNAME umm , i might be able to cure his craziness 😏 
whoever is generous to the poor lends to the lor d; and he will repay him for his deed . proverbs 19:17 
USERNAME bahhahahahha ! ! man i could use a home cooked meal . 😏 
fw d: this isn't a forward at all i just don't understand what it means when people tweet like this 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm pissed ! i hope its on again right after d: 
USERNAME same and i just don't handle pain well at all ! 😣 
me and my mom are so cold hearted . i mean that in the nicest way possible .... 😂 😏 👌 
no seriously USERNAME cant be here in a week , i need tickets d d: 
i just wanna eat pizza and talk on the phone . 😒 
USERNAME but mom said she'd think about it . 😏 
joe can't say i don't love him 😒 👫💓 heat vs . clippers #boshisgay #lebronshairline 🏀 @ staples center URL 
USERNAME haha yeah saw two cute ones of you ........ 😒 
ew ! aliens .... soo fucking scary ! ! ! 😣 
just did some yoga and i feel so relaxe d: ) 
fuck my ovaries . i just want to sleep . 😒 😔 😭 #fuckyoucramps 
i have no life . school and work . 😒 😞 
frien d: *flies off chair , pretends to be in pain* ow that hurt , ah , am i bleeding ? 
at least your not busy enough to tweet other people back but your too busy to text me back .. yep that's cool 😎 😏 👍 #annoyed #cool #thanks 
USERNAME USERNAME i feel you tho , these hoes out here ain't shit , they just #nasty , ! ! ! 
there is a spider on my wall . i repeat . there is a spider on my wall . 😣 😱 😫 
somebody new snapchat me or text me or tweet me or something #bored 
USERNAME i was just trying to make up feel better , but ggee thanks d: 
looking forward to this 11 hour flight like a hole in the head 😖 #hateflying #homesick #lovevegas #imcominghomenewcastle 
USERNAME sorry i didn't tell you i had herpes before we messed aroun d: / 
does anyone want to reply to my texts tonight ? 😒 
told my mom i got hit by a car and she just looked at me .. and walked away . 😒 
USERNAME because i'm last to do everything ! *stomps foot* 😒 
i'm most deff rearranging my room around this weekend ! 😁 😏 👌 #somethingnew #switchingup 
oh twitter is heating up tonight ! #nothingnew #ohwell #entertaining 😏 😂 😋 
so i guess i'm being ignored its cool i'm use to it #fuckit 😒 
USERNAME no i just said i wanted to go see him because i hate him . 😒 
USERNAME if you call a room full of people stupi d; the only ones offended are the stupid people . the others laugh 
USERNAME i'm sure it has nothing to do with you being on twitter right now . nothing at all . 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME thanks y'all 😒 so glad y'all have such high hopes for my life 
USERNAME i want fog to make some mist on me 😏 😏 😏 😏 
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da d: i met a socialist on the plane . he said you must be really smart- and that canada's great . 
USERNAME that's goo d: -) como escuela ? it's pretty good besides typical teenage probz lol 
all that stuff it's make me laugh kml . 😼 
albert be changing his grades on his college apps ! >.< 
thinking i'm pulling an all nighter so i don't wake up feeling like shit 😒 ill already be up and still feeling like shit 
i hope it stay like this bc lord knows i've had too many heartache days 😣 
USERNAME omg i had a joke to that but its mean i cant be mean like yu sai dx d 
ain't nothing like a dark skin girl anyone who likes chocolate is friend of mine 😏 
no i will never let my kids see me physically fight especially to a hoe that ain't worth my time getting locked up for 😏 
today has just been one of those days ... 😏 #iwannagohome 
you don't do anything wrong .. #fuckit 😒 😡 😡 😡 😔 
USERNAME reason i aske d: annie olivier gang's family came from amsterdam/hollan d; moved to cinti , oh (hubby: wm gang , grt-grt grddad) 
#oomf came inna skoo smellin like straight loud today , smelled good haha 😷 😋 👌✌ 😏 
😐 😕 😑 😒 😠 😡 good fucking night . 
feelin' pretty good right now . amhs fbla let's represent ! ☺ 😏 😌 #flc #fbla @ downtown athens , ga URL 
that monster in the closet , yeah i only have one word for you #ew ! #ahs 
USERNAME he won't give us the points in our notebook 😒 
i hate being left alone at home . it makes me feel like no body cares about me . d: #alldayeveryday 
woww , you read my txt , started typing , erased it & then never answered me .. 😒 #typical #whydoievenbother #fuckyou #done #adios 
my feet seriously look like water balloons from shopping all day 😖 #pregnantproblems 
USERNAME aww fuck i was just gonna ask you try something like this on me amiga ! 😒 😂 😂 😂 😂 
hey peps ! ! ! what's going in in ur life ? ? ? 😐 😐 😐 😐 
ive literally done everything with my girlfriend but i still have not yet gotten a juke from her 😡 😠 😤😬 😑 👎👎👎 
USERNAME haha wow ! i did turn it in though , honestly 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME get that d ! ! ! ! booze cruise tomorrow #badkittens 😼 🍻💁 
my mom always told me to ignore it if something bugs me so i stay out of trouble , yet when i be quiet i still get yelled at or something . 😒 
me an #oomf should totally play some love an basketball 😏 
my baby is so ready to see me . i'm ready to see her 😏 
USERNAME pshh ! you know that was pure skills 😏 
fuck that i chefs it up . tonight's 🍛. 🙏 😏 @ my pad . URL 
- lol . ! my flood done got starte d; wondering what is a freak-a-leek . ! =) 
i i'm crying how is yelling at me gonna make me wanna tell you what's wrong ? 😒 😥 
lol i'm tweeting country music that probably no one knows . d; 
USERNAME i can't believe i actually fell for that 😒 
we live in a qeneration where no relationship is official until it is on facebook >.< ! ! ! 
my dad just walked they the door 😑 stale face 
rt USERNAME i don't have time to be all in up someone's face . you ain't shit 😒 
holy shit i'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight . #ahsfx 😣 
ive literally done everything with my girlfriend but i still have not yet gotten a juke from her 😠 😤😬 😑 👎 
USERNAME lol you should , you sweet sexy thangg you ! lmao but yeah he being bad right now 😒 
USERNAME i already assumed that's what happened haha hence why i didn't reply after you said 😒 1 word replies grind my gears 😑 🔩 lolol 
USERNAME very 😔 at the time when i just wanna sleep it sounds good though 😏 
i wish my medicine tasted like bubble gum , but it doesn't 😒 😒 😒 😒 
why is my carpet crunchy ? ? oh , that must be the tea someone spilled all over it . 😒 
there's a lot of giggling going on downstairs ... 😏 
i want black ops 2. like seriously . i'm gonna die if i don't get it . 😖 
ok when the heck did dx start to equal du and where the heck did du even come from 
two puffs for the lady who be down for that 😏 😲 💨💨 
i can't wait for elf to come on every other day 🎄🎅🎁 😏 
USERNAME yeah because we wear the same size and all ...... 😒 
USERNAME haha lol v.v i hope he don't say shit 
alex keeps callin me sacajawea because my hair is so long 😑 #stahp #whyioutta 👊 
at #semp dx trying to calculate my rolo (return on learning objective) with some help from a smartly dressed panel USERNAME URL 
but i just can't go to sleep ! ! ! 😣 
does anyone know how to use this stuff ! ! ! ? help ! 😣 😣 😣 #babysitting 
USERNAME i hear ya girl . i'm being emo in my bed right now . so were both looking for pick me ups 😖 
you got your first kiss by someone your not even dating , #ew 
the pile of clothes on my bedroom floor keeps getting bigger and bigger 😒 
#whenimhigh , my eyes get low as hell , chinky eyed always ! ☺ 😑 
fuck ! ! ! i gotta work on thanksgiving 😑 
USERNAME truee . but most people just listen to rap & stuff d; 
USERNAME flower bulb smelly good thingie made USERNAME and USERNAME room smell like dirty socks #gross 
i don't know how to ignore people .. lol it's really sad 😒 
my boyfriend just farted in my facee .. #eww . 😳 
i cannot stop smiling rn . i forgot what it was like to have a crush oh oh oh ohh 😏 
where's christian ? i wanna be a bitch to him 😏 
when i used to go to p . m . s devante always sed 😂 😒 
ill miss the 10pm showing for twilight just to watch it friday night w/ my best friend . USERNAME 😖 
if i don't get a good grade on this test i'm gonna blow the school up💣💣💣 😑 
USERNAME to bad you dont have a phone so we can have an awkward conversation v.v 
i'm looking forward to running tomorrow ... is it sad that it's the only thing i'm looking forward to ? ? ? lol 😒 
USERNAME you don't even walk into the kitchen to make me chicken ..... 😒 
USERNAME i was joking . 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i just checked the paper , and the extra credit she offered could cover it and more . it's tempting 😏 
USERNAME i like you better than anime .... you know i love you if i like you better than anime . d: lol . #anime 
but don't feel like making a trip to the store 😒 
i was going to have my hair straightened tomorrow , but i was to tired so fuck it . 😏 
if you don't show interest .. then i'm not gunna bother 😒 
USERNAME best part of having a water be d= jumping on it and waking your boyfriend up from his obnoxious snoring 💤🚫 
ugh .. please . just leave me alone . 😒 
wait , why does anybody need to gel their eyebrows ? who created this stuff ? 😒 
USERNAME so they must be going a different way . i’m not saying it’s ba d; i’m just saying it’s a lot of money . 
ugh ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >_< 
that awkward moment when you have a paper due at 11 tomorrow and you can't find the assignment sheet 😑 
i shouldn't have a friend over thirty but i do 😐 
USERNAME you're right 😒 i hate how you're gay col can't you just love me 
why do i get pissed off so easily 😒 my short temper annoys me so much 
you really are the best i've ever ha d: ) 
i feel like my knees are giving up on me d; 
i been on some fuck the world shit lately ........ 😑 
feeling the effects of having chipotle twice yesterday ... 😏 💩💩💩💩 
yo we need to make a change when there's still time; it is har d; and sometimes i struggle to try to reveal mine ... 
USERNAME welcome to p dx --drink all you can , we'll make more ! have a great trip ! #beercardio 
USERNAME ouch ... whoreable thing to say .. 😒 😒 😒 😭 😭 😭 😭 👆 
why am i still in class ? 😒 @ webb hall URL 
USERNAME it's going to be a while until i come home ... probably after new years . gotta make up for 3 years of not seeing my dad ! d: 
wish i could find a way to word how i'm feeling right now 😒 #rude 
in conference call to contributors , how can romney alienate & degrade the demographics his party needs ? more 47% koolai d: poor reps 
maybe she a rockstar ... maybe she a sinner 😏 
chrome supports retina-quality pdf viewing all of a sudden . woohoo ! no more reading papers in grainy #gross 
call me a fat cow , but i deserve a sweet treat .... #butterpecan 😑 @ mossman haus URL 
my leg just cramped up ! ! ! ahh 😐 😁 
idk why i just called kelly a frog .. but .. new contact name for her 😼 😏 
my boyfriends a lucky little fucker . making me practically do his homework at 10 :3 6 pm ! 😒 
i just get angry so quickly & over stupid shit too .. 😒 
there was a scene in soa where i thought bobby was playing guitar in heaven for a sec ... oh wait that's jail , not heaven . 😐 
happy fucking birthday ! thanks for inviting me to the party at my own house 😒 😒 😒 😒 
this time tomorrow we will be sitting at the movie theater for breaking dawn part 2 ! ! ! 😁 😳 🐾🎉 😏 
ohh fuck i'm in my feelings noo 😒 😪 😥 
USERNAME hahhaa . a simple thank you email wouldn’t hurt . ;) plus ad d: oh your research is interesting bc i’ve been wondering d same ;) 
USERNAME hahaha i was literally just about to text you ! cause you know you didn't text me back 😒 
just got our of work and i went in at 3 .... o 😒 
#oomf is being too sweet tonight , something's up . 😏 
american horror story is the most confusing show ever i don't understand shit 😳 😳 😁😁 😑 😑 
everytime i try to scare someone i start laughing 😁 😣 
some ppl twitter names b a lie 😑 no u not gettin money or fly , or wavey remove tht . u not pretty bad or gorgeous remove tht ! gtfoh go 2 bed . 
USERNAME took me like 10 minutes , but creative 😏 
this nigga smoking me out with some oregono type of booboo 😒 😷 
so mad i'm not seeing USERNAME this friday USERNAME 😣 
and i have to use my own money to buy them . 😐 
USERNAME waster is tasting soo nasty to me , like its thick in my mouth d: 
gotta wake up hella early tomorrow but it'll be worth it this weeken d: ) 
it's coo' turns out imma have to beat #oomf ass ... these #manks 😑 😑 😑 
now i have to work up to get a b 😏 
if you take slutty pictures expect to get hit on . duhh . stupid girls who are like 😏 
yawwn , thank you for the two days off back to work tomorrow 😏 
getting about tired of these tweets that are obviously about me .... when i haven't done shit ! 😠 😐 
the fact that my 📱 is on 2% is killing me right now 😑 😐 
she said she would kill herself for you but y'all claim y'all don't go together 😏 
going to the comedy show in sweat pants a hoodie and some boots think i care 😏 
, i wanted oomf but we only fucked w/ each other for a day .. >.< 
i'm scared to go to sleep tonight . i had the worst nightmare last night . 😒 
i have school tomorrow . dkfjas d; lkfds;lcjna;ldnfa;lsdijfs d; ajoigtj hate you all . 
USERNAME that's what imm sayinn we needa go find em , this shit is getting wack seriously 😐 😫 
tryna lose weight but i can't stay away from junk food ! >.< #fml 
USERNAME hahaha the bitch was too talk i couldn't even see all 4 of them when i was sitting down . she was rude too ! 😒 
i'd be lying if i said i didn't hate you . 😒 
USERNAME look at my face 👉 😒 lol , yea okay nigga ! 
i heard these bitches talking bout me behind my back ? .... they must of seen my ass ;) 👏 😏 
fck mrs . p she gave me 2pink slip >_< 
it's low key very hard for me to be friends with girls who don't share similar morals ... yeah we all make mistakes but damn 😒 
i'm a deep cherry red now ... but i'm missing my black hair 😏 
so apparently we can get in the ceiling of carp ... this could be fun . 😏 
i never do my homework . #lazygirlprobz #nomotivation 😕 😐 
yeah . he talks to everybody .. & their mom ! 😒 
“USERNAME i support israeli attack on hamas . we must provide israel with the resources they nee d: 
oh i played with makeup & idk what i did buut i look pretty d: 
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eww . you & your . lmfao . you all str8 up assholes . #gross #whywerewefriends #regrets #losers #wannabe 
i can't believe i'm still doing homework . #smh 😑 ✏📒 
USERNAME am kid d: you still exist . it's an amazing song . just saying . 
told her my piercings hurt and she said shed kiss it then i said the left one hurt too and my lips 😏 
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USERNAME USERNAME is it too early to search 4 prom d8 
finally somebody reply to me i swear i bin ignored whole night 😒 
USERNAME idk i didn't ask anyone but i just saw that you weren't there and it made me sa d: ( lol 
USERNAME i am just hoping to pass this semester 😒 
10:47 andrew_garfiel d: kimmy , i love teen wolf ! ! ! ! ! 
rt USERNAME animate d: marc gasol completely works kendrick perkins URL 
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i probably should've done my homework but then again ..... 😏 
if he only wants to hang with you at night🌟🌙 then sweetie you might be a #bootycall 😳 😱 😏 
does anyone want to text me .. ? #needatextingbuddy 😊 😆 😐 
was watching a movie with my girls but they both are party poopers & fell asleep , now what ? 😼 
so the dynamic black is dance team n blue is sing team , i see all main dancers in black n main vocal in blue #boring 
USERNAME oh nothing like usual 😒 what about you ! 
not even gonna lie i miss playing black ops with my brother 😒 
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people are stupid as hell 😔 😔 😒 😒 😣 😣 
USERNAME i had a whole other bottle ! i didn't care 😏 
USERNAME my confirmation retreat .... it's for church . 😒 
you ain't gotta perpetrate for us 😏 rt USERNAME i am not ! ! ! ! ! ! ! stop the madness ! i'm celibate ! 
USERNAME lmao i didnt know how to work it so the timer ran out before i saw your pic 😣 
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USERNAME hahahahahahahahahahahah fuck .... you caught me 😏 💊 ! ! ! 
if he only talks about sex with you then well i hate to say this but .... you might just be a #bootycall 😏 
cleaning room then homework . 12 on class tomorrow , loves it 😏 
USERNAME people are childish as fuck and think that shits cool . 😒 
USERNAME wtf since when ! better save some for me betch 😒 
pretty sure i've wasted about 5 years of my life waiting on USERNAME ... 😒 😡 
so much time , so little to do #offseason #boring 
USERNAME i'm unfollowing you just because i'm that jealous . 😒 
#oomfs too busy tweeting about the heat game n not texting me back 😒 
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hearing old people talk about anything involving sex disturbs me hardcore style 😣 
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was gona watch the 3rd season of workaholics tonight but i just realized what time it was . 😑 
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USERNAME and then nothing but emojis with red eyes . 😏 
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watching wall-e for the first time ... where's my #snuggie & #popcorn ! ! >_< 
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watching tv right now makes me feel stupid ... 😑 
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USERNAME i don't even read the tweet to guess the show 😒 #thefwordisbadokay 
#americanhorrorstory is so damn freaky ... hate watching it alone ! ! 😳 😣 #scaredycat 
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wherever my dad is and the rest of my family 😒 
why do people think i'm mean 😒 in a really nice fucking person ✋ 
well , i made a list of every song i can play on guitar , fully , and theres 47 songs on this list .... why does it feel so short >.< 
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i'm suppose to bring a quote to practice tomorrow & all i can think of are movie/tv quotes 😑 😑 😑 
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i'm getting fat >.< i needa go back on my organic diet . 
* ooh how i've missed my haircut ! time for a trim tho . #natural #bored #studybreak @ palmetto house URL 
why would you down grade for her if you could have this . 😏 #suckstosuck 
eventually , uploading what you eat won't be a trend , and uploading what the food looks like when it comes out of you will be a trend . #yuck 
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hoes don't be wearing no draws , have all surrounding areas smelling like tuna >.< 
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i am straight jealous that kristen gets to play the part of bella/edwards wife . #fuckthathoe 😔 #bitter 😒 
what the heckll . i get home like this 😃 , ten seconds later i'm like 😒 . freaking parents dude . 
; y'all bitch nighahs always biting my dick 😂 😏 
can't believe i just saw her face on my twitter . smdh . i didn't miss her . 😒 
4 of my ex's have babies ...... shit thank god they're ex's lol #dodgedfourbullets 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME if luke is as hot as them then it's okay 😏 
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shoutoutt to all you subtweetin me on the low dee dow . 😏 
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i ate so much and now i feel like throwing up dx 
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mann you know the struggle is too real when you gotta eat a plain piece of bread to satisfy ya hunger .... 😖 ain't nothin else to eat ! 
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tongue ring was loose all day , forgot about it and swallowed the ball again 😒 
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USERNAME *car catches on fire* oh how unfortunate . guess you can't come to practice . 😏 🔥 
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my dad watches mike & mike every tuesday ! i hate his voice ! 😒 😠 
USERNAME i'm sorry d: yes , i really have class ? ! i wouldn't lie to ya'll lol . class is 6-9, my friend got tickets for 10 :3 0 @ northwoods 
i seriously just couldn't remember the name of the mrs . robinson song ... 😒 
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losing my belly which brings joy to my little bitty heart but i need to tighten 😒 
the world doesn't revolve around you , so stop thinking it does . what you do honestly doesn't matter to anyone else . #truth #stfu 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
my birthday in 24 dayss >.< ill be 17 womp .. 
i wish this cold would go away ! thank youv USERNAME for sharing the love .... 😒 
i hate going to bed and overthinking 😣 🔫 #fuck #goodnight 
i thought i slept the night away .. its only been an hour 😐 
da d: why are your eyes so red , son ? son: i smoked weed , dad da d: don't lie to me , you were crying because you are a faggot USERNAME 
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this nigga just said he misses the monsters i gave him more than he misses me 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME no wayy . i didn't realize that . 😒 #idiot 
eww >.< every time he pop up on my tl omg 
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every time i go on facebook i gatta see some nasty shyt of ppl i've seen face to face b4. 😖 
#oomf taking me to the trey songz concert 😏 ☺ 😏 ☺ 
well my pipe game still spectacular . never fell off tho 😏 
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not in a good mood so goodnight ! ! >.< 
everybody got that 1 ex they really hate with a passion >.< 
i will never get why my dad freaks over spiders but is nonchalant about 2" roaches running around where he sleeps . nasty lil buggers >_< 
i hate blake griffin ... hes so ugly ! 😖 😖 
my sister deleted all her weird profile pictures with my funny comments on em so now i guess i'll just make new ones 😌 😏 
; i got therapy for my leg on friday so i can't goto school fuck 😏 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME watchh q no se van a aparecer en twitter n 2 dias ya veras ! haha 😒 😂 
messages just came in . i got 35 messages >.< 
if were close then you know what my special face is 😂 😂 😏 😏 😏 
my lips never chap but the skin around them does every time it seriously cools off and it is so annoying and uncomfortable gah 😣 
flat tire , 200 miles always from home , slept in my car till morning , waited till walmart tire center to open at 7am ... that was my morning 😖 
one of my not followers is soo annoying ugh plz stop being rt'd on my tl 😔 😳 👊 😐 
#long #boring #day . except the part where i hung out with some #friends ofcourse . @ our new home URL 
waiting for that acceptance letter so i can register for classes next semester . 😏 
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cant stop thinking about how USERNAME doesnt love me anymore and wants me to get hit by a train ... to think i wanted to date u ! lol #rude 
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i think i just thru up a little bit .. #nasty 
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just made jake come turn my light off .... all the way from downstairs 😏 wow i'm lazy . 
soon as she get off the phone with the first nigga the second one call 😒 
i've seen sparks fly whenever you smile ... 💫 😏 ✨ 
of course my mom made food i dnt eat .... 😒 😒 😒 😒 😔 
ughh fml im just guna stay quiet in rotc 2mrw .. maybe he didnt read the newspaper d: 
why is night time like the dirtiest time of the day ? ? #idontunderstand #ohwell 😏 
it doesn't even feel like we have a game tomorrow ... #hateit #fridayssucknow 😒 
word to the wise: don't ever get grapes from luie's . less than half are edible . 😖 
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work is so boring and slow .... i just want to watch the ballet ! :( #bored #work #slow URL 
going to listen to my music ... :o i'll probably end up crying . >.< 
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looking forward to my one class day tomorrow ! 😏 
this whole sick tummy thing here lately is really getting old . 😒 😖 
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my brother is always having parties at his big ass house in reedly and he never invites 😒 
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just peeped some of #oomfs picture . cute as shit ! and he lives in my building ? mm 😏 
i can't chase you no more .. my feet hurt 😒 
and most of all miss my team already . a lot .. 😣 and it's only been like a week .. #loveyouguys 
okay ... those beeping noises at fca are the most annoying thing ever .... 😣 
USERNAME well people are pissing me off and i hate not being happy ! ! 😒 😒 😠 
i really hate when someone just sends me a one word text . 😒 😡 
mom already told me to stop singing .. 🙉 😐 
i don't see why people don't like the song i think it's pretty catchy 😏 💎✌ 
i can't keep my son from licking his hands ! it's driving me crazy on the inside . #autism #unsanitary #help #triedeverything 😞 😖 
you know you're bored when no one texts you back so you text cleverbot ... #lmfao #bored #texting #loser 
mom can you make me some pasteles ? 🍴 😣 
fuuckk ! ! ! thy justin bieber shit needs to get out of my head ! ! ! >_< 
someone being me a baja blast . i'll twerk for you 😏 
do girls not believe in the "girl code anymore when you are friends are good friends ? ? hmm i suppose not 😒 
picking up my brother from the mavs game .... i'm still waiting on him to invite me one of these days 😒 
oh damn if i see one more fucking shit on instagram i'm gonna freak out . #stupidaf #annoyed #ew #dumbshit 
what about this one ? 😏 every time i see it i think 
and most of all i miss my team ... already .. 😣 and it only been like a week . #loveyouguys 
“USERNAME #youknowyoureanalcoholic when you cry because no one on our floor has alcohol . USERNAME life 😣 
girls that think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread . <<< i've seen better . 😏 
mi bak , mi bak , mi bak , mi bloodclat bak . my mom better keep her promise to take me to a dancehall club . 😒 or we fighting . 
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guess ill just have a boring night . 😒 😔 
my mom and my little sister are fighting over minecraft ....... 😒 
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i refuse to go to bed till she wakes up >.< 
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everybody gone have a 0 for that egg project tho 😂 😂 glad im not in health 😏 
me giving someone a lapdance .. hell may seriously result in turning sexual 😏 
i hate when gunk gets stuck under my nails 😑 #disgusting 
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USERNAME girrll ... you know we like to see you smile 😑 
the bone in my foot is killing me cus its really cold d: 
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i can't stand people who interfere with my plans 😒 
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i only watched a few parts of duck dynasty tonight . d: 
the shyt that was said & done after the separation . makes it hard 2 trust anybodi who say they love u . now u explain that shyt 2 my next 😣 
awhh you just broke my heart d: , mac muthafuck dre . ! ! 
i get second thoughts about some of his tweets 😒 
i been rockin this cracked iphone screen for a minute 😒 
she calls me and says the perfect things to put me in the best moo d: ) 
everything was so much better when i didn't see my mom for what she really was .... fake 😒 
i think i'm the only one that follows by that ! you don't ever go after a friends ex boyfriend , or a guy she really likes or cried over ! 😒 👊💢 
stevie wonder said he watched some of eddie murphy's movies lol 😑 
too excited to spend my saturday in the windy city . #hellyeah nothing a little #retailtherapy can't solve ! ! ! ! ! ! ✌👍 😏 💵💳💸💰 
- #oomf be leading me on ... than when i get in my zone they walk away . >_< you're a tease . ugh 
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if curt takes over my bed again tonight , i'm going to tyler's room . 😒 
USERNAME lol it was a joke ! ... n you don't hit me up either 😣 
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im so tired ugh i thought today was thursday 😒 😞 😭 
yeah she's heaven on the eyes , but boy she's hell on the heart . 😏 
really want to eat the food that's in the back seat right now ........ 😏 😏 😏 
of course only my dumbass would leave my phone at school 😒 🔫 
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boom just flipped da script 😳 like wtf ? ! 😑 ok ... 
i don't know why i insist on drinking soo much at night knowing damn well imma gonna have to get up 10 times tonight 😒 
this what i have to deal with daily who wants to braid my baby hair #mariah 😒 URL 
so glad i was on my feet all night , now that it's quieted down my ass is asleep from this chair . i think we should invest in a cushion . 😣 
frien d: you want that blonde chode don't you ? 
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i'm always nice to people , generous and all . but when i need a shoulder to cry on ...... 😒 
going to bed early always overrules taking a shower . #gross #canthelpit 
i hate thanksgiving food ... i cant even smell pumpkin pie eeww 😖 
that akward moment when you have cravings and people think your pregnant 😒 
or the rtUSERNAME i hate when people text me & dont even text back . like dafuck ? why yu even txt me in the first place 😒 
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trey too drunk , can't even understand what he talking bout 😒 👎 
heart burn so bad that i feel like i need to throw up #ew 
my toes have to stick out of my covers cause they're not dry yet 😒 #thelifeofagirl 
USERNAME lol i was gonna watch it for y'all tho ! ! but i couldn't 😏 
how the fuck do i have a d in algebra 2 ? ! i do everything ! fuck mrs . williams bitch ass ! d:< 
odom took up my whole bottom of my bed now i can't stretch my legs our without waking him up ! 😒 
-two items of the same kin d; a pair . 
really wasted a whole year , on one person just to get 😒 
i don't wanna get up to turn of the light . d; 
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USERNAME yup :) not alot of people what he's made out of >.< blame it on that mainstream -.- 
tonights episode of #americanhorrorstory ..... speechless 😨 😳 😱 😲 😯 😏 
my boyfriend falling asleep randomly in the middle of a conversation <<< 😒 #boo 
USERNAME d: can i at least pet it ? #chocolatedoggie 
USERNAME hahahaha 😏 😏 😏 😏 i don't even know how we're friends , but i fucking love you hahahaha . #golden 
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USERNAME really you're denying it ? 😑 you're just mad cause a girl won you (: 
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USERNAME lmao ! no guys do this more often 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME okay ? you act like no body copy's slut .. i didn't know he had that cunt . 😒 
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i use to be sleep by 8 but now i don't go to sleep until 3/4 😒 👎 
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i just got an email that were having class tomorrow for 30 minutes to talk about the exam we just took and go over questions 😑 
guys i'm so done . i just put my basketball shorts on backwards 😐 
i'm sad that i came home and my grandma was already in bed 😒 
- in my bro sb voice , i hate stuntin' axx h*es ! 😒 
couple wet wipes in case a bum try to touch me #eww 
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i know winter season is officially here when i'm required to wear my knee brace 😖 😭 
i'm never eating candy with a plastic wrapper ever again 😣 😣 😣 
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USERNAME USERNAME this conan ban d: approved . i like it a lot . 
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i hope i passed this bullshit test i had to take though . 😑 
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i can never watch #americanhorrorstoryasylum with the lights off 😖 
i'm so happy you have the personality of a freaking door .... 😐 
being ratchet is not cool in fact that makes you a ho #dumbslut #eww 
this is the 3rd time my dogs go into my cup and drink my green tea 😒 
i hate waiting for my phone cases to come in from amazon 😒 
i cant believe i dated this fucker . was i on drugs in all of my relationships ? oh wait yeah i was 😒 
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USERNAME nah not at all this season i'm pretty sure . those days are over for me . 😒 
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i'm a white girl , that drink any kind of alcohol . 😏 
so much ball handling d: just take it to the basket ! 
the only down to that is that everyone including my boyfriend think i'm absolutely nuts . but that's kinda true . #ohwell 😏 ✌ 
back to the big bang thoery since ma mon taking all day to watch csi 😒 
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11:11 i wish i knew how you really felt 😑 😔 😩 
USERNAME i have to write an 8 page paper using that bill to talk about the persuasion-bargaining model 😒 🔫 
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what's on my min d: which is better morning or night sex ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! 
i look small in my avi .. well , i look small in every one >.< 
how mrs . alexander is the only one who gave me homework and i never understand it<<<<<< 😒 
and i have a pile of essays to grade for mid-session grade reports due tomorrow 😖 
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😑 ain’t nobody texting me anyways ! ! ! ’ goodnight everyone ;) 
USERNAME is always worrying about me doing my homework .. it's annoying , but i like that shit . 😏 #shecares 
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USERNAME what are we doing this weekend ? ! ? ! ? 😏 😁 😀 
steals out the butthole ! 🏀 😏 👍 scrimmage was good overall 
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stupi d: "USERNAME signing up to secede: thousands of kansans want out of u . s . URL 
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this weeks #whitegirlwednesday has been unsuccessful for me ? barely got any new followers 😏 
USERNAME lls , hush bc i know you can't 😒 
why didn't you just say that , making me all confused 😒 
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😏 if you don't have a dark secret , it's never too late to make one . 
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bitches be like my boo got me pregnant && he gon be there for the baby ✋ 😒 #swervebitch 
USERNAME because he gets hyper and whatnot , like a normal puppy 😒 
fingers crossed i don't have the same dream as i did last night #nightmare 😖 #ex #bad 
my stomach is growling & i'm not even hungry at all . 😒 
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i feel like i'm waiting for someone interesting to come along in my life .. but it's just not happening ... 😒 
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my brother treats my dad soo bad ! he's a little asshole 😒 
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i wanna spend thanksgiving with my immidiate family (john , jonathan & me) but john doesn't wanna go d; 
from a hs classmate's twitter fee d: this evening at some bdwy theatre , someone puked from the mezzanine balcony to the orchestra below . 
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ohmgee if she don't stop asking me all these damn anatomy questions ! ! ! ! ! uggh .... 😒 
lo digo en pocas palabras yo fui de los antrax me decian el chuve ! ! ! 😏 
absolutely hate when people do not make left hand turns till the light is green and its car free for dayss 😐 👎 😠 #learntodrive 
USERNAME hah thanks punk head .. even tho ik u won't 😏 
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USERNAME they can't get emojis .. pisses me off 👎 😒 📱 
USERNAME USERNAME she says she has me as a friend on fb 😑 
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USERNAME dang girl do you spend all of fifth period looking at what i'm doing ? 😏 😂 
USERNAME that would be the pouches i gave michael one night when we were drunk but ill take the punch 😒 
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people who write paragraph long facebook statuses about nothing 😣 <<< 
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why does everyone in south have to have a twitter ......... 😫 😑 
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so many bitter people in twitter , always complaining 😒 
USERNAME coke is my preferred first choice so is hea d: ) 
USERNAME guess who's playin baseball at tech next year ? 😑 
USERNAME no i been up since 10 :3 8 with no nap . 😖 
this justin beiber cd is on repeat you have got to be kidding me 😠 😒 
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so he wants to come home from a road trip & act like he doesn't love me lmao 😏 puh-le @ firestone fieldhouse URL 
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USERNAME USERNAME 😑 your supposed to ask me on the thingy ! and it's because it rhymes . or maybe the person who created it was convinced 
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USERNAME ilike this picture ha you can see my poster &agent oj >.< 
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bio test tomorrow and i haven't even started studying yet #ihatebio 🔬📚 😒 
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USERNAME stop tryin to act like you got friends 😏 
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USERNAME 😑 😑 😑 😑 eso es un chantajee 😡 😡 😡 
what to pack ? ? ? 😒 #winter is my least favorite season ... 
i'm getting sleepy & cipy is still at justin's house 😴 😒 
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USERNAME i swear u have the weirdest tweets out of anyone .. 😑 
i have too much homework and a procrastination problem 😒 
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USERNAME dakory you slick foreal ! i hate you 😔 😒 
i hate when i sneeze & i bite my tongue ! #bitchgetouttheway 😬 😑 😡 
if you have a nice ass then fuck yeah post all the pictures you want but if your rebecca .... lmfao don't . 😖 
just cuz she's thicker than a snicker at 14 years old .. jerk . 😒 😕 😞 
i must admit i am kinda very sorta confused right now >.< 
i was breaking the habit of biting my nails and now i'm getting back at it ... why stress , why do you do this to me ! ? d; 
i have a big ass bump on my head 😒 #cheerproblems 
okay , i'm going to shower in a bit >.< 
wtf i wanned to retweet celeste's last tweet , but they're blocked 😒 😒 😡 👊💢 
USERNAME USERNAME don't like it ? don't read it .. 😒 
i need to stop with these angry posts . 😣 
"USERNAME y'all bitches are so dumb 😒 like what URL #hoesaintgotnosenss .. n she stole that from a comedian 
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USERNAME #incaseahelentrytotouchme #eww #nevverr #itsallabouthelen #butitsnot #butitis # ? ? ? ? 
thought about you all fucking day , and still nothing 😒 
USERNAME when clary sees jace killing a demon and screams :) and anything with alec >.< 
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USERNAME i care about my grades *cough* ahaha and i have like billions of tests lol d: 
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USERNAME i mean i knew you would find it eventually and favor it .... #predictableboy 😏 
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USERNAME well this is the only costco that doesnt give free samples 😑 
bitches be like im 16 pregnant & idgaf bout no bitch …. my man got me #swervebitch #youastupidhoe ✋ 😒 
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you know what .. i kinda just want to do whatever i want this year , tired of pleasing people besides my self #imgonnado #whatiwanttodo 😏 
boutaa call it a night . 4 classes tomorrow 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 fuck me . 
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the last week of school before thanksgiving & i have literally had 3 test tomorrow will be 4 . yeah you are not getting a christmas mug ! 🎅t 😑 
USERNAME yes i looked different >_< uhm and goodnight :3 
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this man said he gettin notin but the skins down at mu 😒 😂 
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USERNAME they think its gone an it just scratched up my throat so it just feel like its there . but i don't think that's it ... 😣 😣 😣 
giving yourself i facial wax is seriously like bitch slapping yourself . 😭 but i think i did pretty good 😏 
i've been waiting for a reply for almost a hour ... just realized my message never sent . 😑 
this whole coughing until i puke thing has got to stop . #disgusting 
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my mom yelled at me cause i drank her sunny d she flipped out ! >.< 
just realized how much money i'm probably gonna spend on friday at the hair salon 😏 
......... do you really need to turn on your motorcycle and not ride it at this hour ? ! #rude #tryingtosleep 
USERNAME yeahh ..... adriann is a creep . not to mention lisa . #eww 
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USERNAME i'm sorry 😔 & i love you , but i won't bring you pie 😏 💕 
🙊 rt USERNAME jose's a creep & i love it . i'm just mad he didn't sell me his hair when he cut it off 😒 
USERNAME is the worst friend ever . thanks for texting me 😒 
USERNAME maybe if i was a bro ? ! 😒 
if i don't come to school tomorrow i know that'll make at least 4 people pissed . 😏 
is it weird that when im stressed i clean like a psycho ? 😒 #goodlord 
USERNAME we're done .. i love the heat w or without my hubby ! 😒 
😑 y'all are not allowed to communicate with each other ! ! ! ! ! USERNAME and USERNAME 
you know it's almost christmas when those commercials come on . 😑 
any time my have thinks a movie is good (unless it's obviously fiction) she says it's a true story . 😒 
feel like im losing a friend . if she only knew that she is the only one that understoo d:< 
watching a movie with ice cube and he sai d: the struggle is never over ! lol 
i was lowkey hatin cause i ain't blessed back there . 😒 
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"USERNAME we hitstickin niggas over here #blaze #playuur USERNAME URL look like a tard d: 
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s/o to my new follower USERNAME happy to have you on boar d; buckle up , it 's gonna be a bumpy ride ! 
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why do girls think its cool to flick the camera off while taking a picture of themselves ? #smh 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME john be on my team ill buy you del taco ... and you can take someone's place 😏 
USERNAME you would retweet that and favorite it within 2.5 seconds of me posting it 😏 
i was on instagram but my tl was boring so i came back to twitter 😐 
lol ain't nobody ask her ass to go to sleep on me 😒 
why the fuck didn't i say anything ? ! uugghh i knew it ! >.< 
niggas be like ✋ 😒 #swervebitch that aint my baby . 
when isee someome flirting w/ the person ilikee makes mee punch them right in the facee >.< 
when woman drivers bullshit to get out of work .... 😒 
does anyone have a plastic fork i can use ? 😒 
i'm starving ! ! ! ! ! ! 😖 😩 
my sleeping pattern has sucked lately i always fall asleep and wake up in the middle of the night 😑 😒 
i really don't wanna run out to my car right now 😑 
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USERNAME if i fail it , im outie , 😒 
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USERNAME like who doesn't like the celtics ? but the real stars are my bobcats ! 😏 
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USERNAME i have no clothes here , & he told me i have to call myself off from school ? i'm going to get in trouble 😑 
USERNAME haha last part was a little creepy , but i'm still flattered 😏 . 
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i think i'm gonna be up all night studying 😑 
chickenhea d: a bird you take to the crib and wear out #chapellesshow 
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cash make the coochie go woo woo 👌 😏 💰 
i hate this day . fuck everything ! 😖 👎 💔 
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#honestyhour the definition of being stupi d: seeing the truth , knowing the truth , and choosing to still believe the lies . 
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i wasn't even thinking about you when i said that . 😒 🔫 
USERNAME i know hmuu butlerr , its been too long >.< 
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USERNAME that's too ba d; my thursdays are booked for this and next week , but i sure do need the classes ! the acronyms kill me all day ! 
i wish i could do the wolf run and jump into allyson's room like that 😒 
i like how fall is already over 😒 it shouldnt be 43 damn degrees in november man wtf 
sneezed like ten times just now 😖 😫 bless me though ! 
shutt upp . close your mouth no one caress .. 😒 🙅 
USERNAME we could be living by each other my moms looking at 12 robinhoo d: )))) 
i don't ask much out of my future husban d; just that we can have concrete floors for indoor chalking and that we adopt a black baby . 
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feeling a tad bit sick after reading only 5 chapters of the book my mom gave me .. 😖 
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why is speech so hard for me ? ! ! #hateit 
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that's why she just fell and busted her lip . #gross 
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i can barely make it to 200 followers 😑 bitches be making it to 20189303 followers or some shit like that haha 
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rt USERNAME satan wants us to be afrai d; god wants us to trust . 
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even on your day off you don't have time for me . i knew this was just going to be like before . 😒 
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someone gets excite d; in a chapel yard & catches a bouquet another lays a dozen white roses on a grave .. 
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USERNAME whenever certain people tweet i get notified cus of when u signed in on my phone its so annoying 😒 
palms23 psalm 23:1 kjv the lord is my shepher d; i shall not want . 
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dude #ugly #af talkin about swag >_< ... ehh no . 
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USERNAME it doesn't hurt , thank goodness , but it's def a sight 😏 
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and USERNAME didn't even get a picture of it 😒 
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tired+col d= not wanting to do anything but cuddle up & sleep forever . 
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overhear d: . please tell me this is not going to become a thing . 
going to sleep since everyone wants to have their panties in a bunch tonight . 😒 
talking to me is the highlight of your day .. 😏 #toocute 
i hate when USERNAME is actually right ... especially because i still try and have it my way even though 98%of the time he is .. 😒 
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what a long day at work ! glad to be home and finally relaxing , at least for another seven hours . #adultlife #boring #notfun 
makin too many mistakes why does everything have to go so wrong all at once . 😑 #imsorryeveryone 
my mom asked me to do multiple things before she got home ... i haven't left the couch 😒 
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i was so annoyed yesterday & today .. will most-likely feel annoyed tomorrow . 😑 
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USERNAME 😒 i wish i could say that wasn't true ... 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME that's what's up ! might be able to do seattle/p dx again . . . you know , if you want me . 
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those ugly ass bitches who try to be like those cute scene girls . 😒 
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everyone tweeting about relationships and who they in live with and i'm here sitting and all like 😐 😐 😐 
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banging on the wall while making loud noises because the weird lesbian neighbors are banging in their room #takeahint #eww 
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agreed to an 11am interview on friday where attractiveness is essential . i'm ungodly before 2 and this is a known fact . ughh life 😣 
so my momma wanted me to help her make a twitter just so she could tweet at tha show xfactor 😑 #dead 
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USERNAME we're gonna shut that club down , they ain't ready for us 😏 
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, can't believed i walked home today lls . . . >_< 
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this paper is going to be the death of me . 😖 
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ap homework all night >.< lets see how much sleep i get tonight -sigh- 
lol he up here thinkin all critical about his next tweet and shit <<<<<<<nigga stop just tweet 😒 
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when talking to one person can make the night just that much better 😏 
👉rt USERNAME don’t say your ex ain’t shit if you’re gonna take them back . 😒 
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USERNAME 😏 hey , i have my moments alright . 
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leave my room for two mins and my dog manages to run in and pee in there >_< ughh 
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time to make some money .. getting back into poker #bored 
USERNAME hahahha it would probably work but if doesn't i'm gonna . be fucked i have a f in that class d: 
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when people follow me then unfollow me . < 😒 
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happy 1month ! ! ! ... and doesnt text me for rest of the day ... great boyfrien d: ) 
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i see abunch of salty tweets it makes me want to get off twitter ...... 😖 
USERNAME lol tire d: / but tree be ready to turn up ! 
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i just got home an hr ago & have been non stop since 8am , all i wana do is rest 😩😩 but my mom is wanting to clean right now 😣 😕 
i cried like 3 times today in school im so bipolar d; 
sure britney .... take up my whole bed , i really only wanted the edge of it . 😐 
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... her style is all over the place . and so are her body parts lol . >_< 
USERNAME okie . but i ate way to much peanut butter . #imgoingtobesick 😖 
i swear , nobody can take a joke if it is ab them . umm hello its a joke . cry me a river . babies . gawsh . i hate people like that . >.< 
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he wanna act crazy , lol i can too 😏 😏 
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why is that all the people i don't want to txt blow up my phone ? ? 😒 
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USERNAME idk >.< well how many do yu have ? 
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#whatmakesmesmile when oomf use to text me lol 😒 😔 
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USERNAME it ? ! you're referring to her as it now ? ! smh 😒 
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my bad buddy the last arrow was a mistake >.< 
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USERNAME my cast won't be off next week d: it's gonna be on longer . 
what a poopy day .. 😒 tomorrow will be better ! #bedtime ? 
so , i wasn't kidding about that national kiss a soccer player day . someone better help this soccer player out . 😏 
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god this kids is pissing me the fuck off >.< 
bout to go see twilight .... & my battery is basically dead >_< 
lolol .. i bet the honda center concert was better;0 but i cant find a video dx 
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i was forced into my last retweet so it doesn't even count ⬇ 😒 😡 
took my pills , got my jammies on , pulled out the down comforter . goodnight 😑 💤 
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reevaluating what i want to do with my life . soo many options , but i feel like i'm just not interested . in . anything . 😑 
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some guys are creepy , leave me alone . i don't like you ! #eww 
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all of the cute girls are going to sleep >.< 
USERNAME i just replied before i sent that text lil nigga ! 😏 
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on my mama idk this girl ... ! she thought i was lil man like 3 months ago 😐 😐 😐 😐 
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USERNAME haha ! we should break them all one day 😏 do you work tomorrow ? 
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USERNAME thanks ! i need to bring up my grade 😒 
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USERNAME i was about to say the same thing ! #eww #horrible 
my profiles really cute and then you scroll down to my pictures and its likee 😑 
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tomorrows thursday , dallas friday morning 😑 funeral saturday 😖 
USERNAME i want to be a middle school math teacher . so i have to take all the way up to calculus ii 😖 🔫 
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night everyone . be back in 6 hours . #registration 😒 😩 😐 
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USERNAME i'm mad late but idc . i did amazing ✋ 😒 
when we got together i was like o.o she was like o.o then later on when she was like o_o and was like dx mn right ! you gone learn today ! -__- 
USERNAME USERNAME wait who ever said i wanted to go ? 😏 
USERNAME gopers will try to impeach pbo until he is opening his presidential library & karl rove is being diaper change d; ( ! lol 
ok , it's cool to share clothes with a relative , but sharing clothes with your friend . #eww 
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USERNAME jamal crawfor d: most underrated free agent signing this summer ? 
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USERNAME USERNAME done gone fucked her wings off . #nsfw #rude 
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cecilia leaving us senior year to go to nasmond and we were c-less #kkaackproblems 😒 
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bore d: thought i was going to sleep early guess not ... 
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USERNAME dude i will . no joke . i need bestfriend time d; 
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USERNAME ha haha hahahahahahha you say you love me , then you wave goodbye #pathetic 😒 
just went to the mall and got two new pair of shoes and still haven't been able to wear them yet due to basketball and pals every week 😑 
i sneezed and my sister laughed at me , whats so funny ? d; 
took a nice lil nap , now it's time to study for the rest of the night 😒 
USERNAME don't worry bout me i'm cool , but forreal tho .. 😏 😑 
aahh i almost texted him ! ! ! ! 😖 
i think girls just use me for sex 😒 😒 
another frien d: no ! that's porn . you do not watch porn in public . or maybe you do . 
USERNAME follow me , than dm me what happen d: ): ): ) #loveyoubabe 
USERNAME that's why you're the plankton critter in the ocean 😒 
@ a sushi bar & i don't like fish . 😒 
the one thing i really want i can't have 😑 😔 
i've been having bad luck with food lately ... everything i decide to try , tastes like shit . 😩 😞 😣 
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USERNAME 😊 i won't be there until next weekend 😑 
the things i'd do to have USERNAME tattoo me 😒 😒 
i'm not even looking forward to this weekend . all i'm doin is working 😒 
creep ? ahh fuck you went there with the old man 😒 👎 you got me hahaha 😖 
soo who's gonna teach me how to snowboard this winter ? 😏 #wannalearn 
do you buy your pants on sale ? because at my house they would be 100% off >.< lol 
friggen frustrated because i can't find any dress that fits my boobs ... >.< (@ temecula promenade mall) URL 
& she was like i was like yeah , w/e ... gimme a raise after u suspend me for a week 😑 
USERNAME what the heck . thats horriblé 😰 😓 😔 😣 
USERNAME thanks for coming out to #smcp dx tonight ! 
USERNAME yeah , i'm a dork ... but seriously , good luck with your #te dx ! 
i honestly hate having a baby face >.< i need facial hair . 
neat , neat , neat .... that's so neat . 😒 
USERNAME what ? haha i'm sure that's the whole reason you got noticed , not like your great talent or anything 😏 
the bathroom door squeaks so loud i can hear it in my room . 😒 #annoying 
i’m done . f this song *goes to good kid m . a . a . d city* 😒 
so like i have this picture of tyler & he told me that it better never leave my phone or end up on facebook , he said nothing about twitter 😏 
USERNAME haha ! i'll finally be able to focus 😁 no way ? ! me too ! 😑 lol 
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i’ve never fucked a fake page before …. paris will be my first . 😏 
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pet peeve wednesday: pda . that is all #gross #stopmakingout #toomichtongue #petpeevewednesday 
USERNAME well obviously i didn't say ur name ? so obviously i wasn't talking to u :) lmfao i'm jkidding i'm so mean >.< 
#onethingicantstand people that be all up in your face with stank ass breath #lololol #gross #swerve 
if you retweeted/quoted my national kiss a soccer player tweet(s) and you're a girl , i'm assuming you're down . #hi 😏 
working tomorrow morning .. 😑 damnnit .. oh well ! hopefully get starbucks with upie before we open 😁👍 
USERNAME is probably right 😕 one of these days i'm going to die in a car accident 😑 
omg ima so gain more weight , thanksgiving , christmas , new years & the recalentadas omg d; 
USERNAME yeah i live in fort gratiot down the road from birchwood mall ! but i work like all day err day 😑 r you coming home for thanksgiving ? 
kristian is gonna come to my school games when school ball starts ... lol he doesn't know this though . 😏 ⚾ 
"USERNAME da d: why are your eyes so red , son ? son: i smoked weed , dad da d: don't lie to me , you were crying because you are a faggo 
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USERNAME he pisses me off 😒 lol it's a long story ... when did he leave ? 
USERNAME will you be touring in the u . s . as well if not i will be very sad and possibly die d: ... 
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redbones can get it too tho . don't get it twisted . 😏 
i could of been in a good ass sleep rightnow if it wasn't for my lil sisters 😑 
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USERNAME that was the dumbest thing i've ever heard 😑 
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ugh we all want something we can't have .. 😣 
anybody wanna be with me gotta work hard . 😏 
and when we bout to finish , ill make it on top 😏 
dx mn ii thought iit was later than thiis ii don't go ta bed till bout 2 or 3 
USERNAME did i seriously miss a lot when i left ? like foreals ? d: 
wankin it ? trivv ? i swear what is this . 😒 #late #slowpersonhuur 
i'm like frank ocean at a chick-fil-a ill never get served ! 👌 😏 👏👏👏💂🔊🔊 
i need to decide what i want to get tattooed >.< 
2 minutes to reply is like an eternity in my book especially if you are texting your crush . >.< 
janae just told me you a lil off 😐 😐 .. but ion want no beef you look crazy 
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USERNAME you dead have something against dominicans do you ? 😒 
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lmao rt USERNAME 'he like 5 of my pictures , we're talking ' 😐 
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okay , i'm watching #baggage , and i quote , this chick sai d: 
USERNAME i can see that now , & it is good to know . need more standards for post tnbc & ibc dx , which i am both . 5 yrs , ned . 
i told my mom i didn't go out saturday night and she didn't believe me .......... 😒 
USERNAME my ayurvedic doc says it's like credit car d: if i use it , recognize i'll have to pay it back later energetically one way or another . 
going on a mini vacay this weekend was a bad idea . all i did was spend money 😒 
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i kno im sexy goddammit i don't need nobody to call my cute ass out but thanks to the sweety pies that di d; ) 
made a tumblr and im actually sticking with it this time . follow me kerse dx 530 
wish i woulda walked out w/ USERNAME today 😞 😒 
the fact that i'm nott even going to want to eat on thanksgiving because of all the medicine ill be on for my wrist<< 😒 😩 
"USERNAME ur my hoe im ur pimp lmao (: & ughh i got a cut on my han d: / 
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fell asleep in a good mood .. waking up in a bad 😒 
prerequisites are bs , they just hold me back 😒 
with USERNAME talking about life 💁 😋 😎 #life #boring 
::there real-ly was a time in which people :::lived off of the lan d: ::so to me , that technicaly means that our land was our $bread& #butter :: 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME there's a blue pebble in the jar . pink one is next ! 😼 
when . i go out of town , everyone decides they want to hangout 😑 
it's official . i need more friends . #loner 😏 
USERNAME hello niall i just came from school and have a ton of homework ! ! ! d: 
so much freaking work to do , these teachers have such high expectations for us . 😒 
looks like me and dre will be spending thanksgiving here alone , jus me and him since he got the flu 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME anytime frien d: -) you always have something great . 
chick fil a sells 96 oz of coffee ? ! ? ! ? ! ? 😵 😷 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME it was hot ! i almost choked , i could've died . & yeah that's true 😒 
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and my answer is i don't have an iphone so i wouldn't know ... she gets ma d; and i be weak 
got back from tj and my phone doesn't want to get service 😒 
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USERNAME i was bout to be like nigga you called out the whole worl besides me . you were just in time 😏 👌 
there's a reason were not friends lol dumb bitches don't ever change 😏 
dear worl d: all i want is a tumblr blog full of videos of assholes irresponsibly and hysterically riding capitol bikeshare bikes around . 
he said something sweet .. ohemgee something is wrong d: ! 
USERNAME say i won a math debate 5 times fast 😏 
well soo exhauste d: ( now too rest up before surgery tomarrow . peacee . 
there is always some truth behin d: just kidding , knowledge behin d: i don't know , emotion behin d: i don't care & pain behin d: it's okay . 
USERNAME shutup ! it was a question . im saudy . i have to get surgery at metro which is where grandma die d: ( 
why do colleges make you take stupid general studies like art when it has nothing to do with my major #boring #stupidarthistory 
"USERNAME he doesn't want them up but sorry not sorry 😏 😋 english chillin URL 
i mean look at us 😒 we're like perfect . 😌 
if it wasn't for this test tomorrow , i could've been home ... 😒 
thank god i made it through the only full day of the week 😏 👌 
lmao and i just opened a random dick picture ..... how wonderful ! #nasty ! 
started my new book , already on chapter 11 😏 😁 #cised URL 
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dude i love my hair this way , idk why i let it grow so long 😒 
off to work , today better be a good day or i will cry ugh 😑 
USERNAME i'm broke as a joke .. but maybe 😏 
now i know why i work mon-fri , staying home can be superr boring ! lol #bored #noonetobug 
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USERNAME for sure , i only have casey now . it's really sad . 😖 
my nails looked way too ratchet today >.< <<<<<< never again ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
i just woke up my dad so he can kill this spider d: 
i should be fixing my room but i'm here chatting wit oomf 😒 
USERNAME mines just a bitch . it's simply a dumb bitch . 😒 lol 
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i let people be jealous because it reminds of how lucky i am to have who i have 😏 
spotte d: ninja lurking so hard . she's not to be trusted . URL 
when i go out of town , everyone decides they want to hangout 😑 
you got to play a player to make them realize . ! . 👌 😏 
minnesota stayed at the beach house with my cousin and of course i wasn't there 😣 USERNAME #hellajealous URL 
why the fck do i have to read poetry that is impossible to understand ? why why why 😫 😖 
don't you just hate it when you meow at a cat and the cat doesn't meow back ? v.v 
listening to monday , monday on monday at moe's while having a $5 burrito . min d: blown . 
😒 retweet USERNAME i'm in love with my bed , but my alarm clock wont let us be together . 
access hollywoo d: oversexe d: too much too soon . 
USERNAME it's been really rainy today . but , what's new ? it's p dx after all . ;) 
😏 rt USERNAME #pisces sexuality is so alluring one can't help but surrender . 
i wonder who she wants me to look like 😒 
really hope my apartment was abandoned for the week lookin like all hell broke loose with food and pizza boxes . #gross 
this kenya girl on rhoa is something else ... 😒 
if you're not going to call me then like send me a text saying you're not going to call me 😼 
i hate when guys are so pushy to try and get with you . no i'm not 16 and extremely horny i actually want a good guy #ugh #gross 
USERNAME that's all i get ! 😒 don't i deserve ? ! 
it sucks that i'm getting sick .. this damn weather 😒 
when my mom trys to ask me about my sex life im like ✋ 😑 ✋ whoa hold on lady stop it right there . 
USERNAME *cries* its not your fault its all mine ! i yelled at him ! i was such a horrible gf dx 
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really wish #oomf would stop ignoring me .... 😒 😣 
USERNAME omg ! my mom wears my uggs and she's like 😑 like oh that's cool you can wear my things .. 
being the bigger person is just not my thing ... 😒 
USERNAME aww , why didn't you say something ? ! d: 
i need to stop having the kind of dreams i had this morning . 😔 😖 
USERNAME follow back i love the way you can calm a crow d: -) 
USERNAME hahaha know how to drive stick ? ! please say yes 😏 
momm quit yelling at me about spanish ! i hate that class 😖 no hablo español . 
i really should not let myself get so annoyed over this but i do ... maybe i was just raised with better morals than you . 😒 😒 😒 
kia n sb ca stay right out my mentions 😂 😒 
USERNAME why would i waste my time texting you ? #stupid 😐 
everyone , of you're not helping me feel better from my cold , just stfu ! ! ! thanks . 😒 
USERNAME stupid fuckin females >.< imma be a loner and live in a cave 
USERNAME evidently . mine were answered like ... yesterday 😏 
i'm sick and tired of being sick and tired 😑 
i keep my niggas in line plus some extra on the side 😏 
work is so dead , soo boring #ilcaminoprobs 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME lol like the top button never works . the internet sucks . and the bottom speaker doesn't work . 😒 
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i don't want 'her' talking to shawn . i trust him but not her . 😑 
smh hate when niggahs wake me up for no reason >_< 
you can't rock camo pants like me nigguh 😏 👊 
playing cod bc i have no life 😑 👌 #idgaf 
oomf set a trap for me in their yar d; my tire was flat when i came back outside ! #gots to be more careful parking at their crib 
USERNAME lmao omg hell yeah im glad someone agrees with me finally ! it was a disappointment .. i was likee 😒 😠 👊 
im sleepy af and its not even 7 :3 0 . 😒 
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i want someone i can take cute pictures with . 😒 
USERNAME same ... ya think that was our beer crushed up in front of us ? 😏 
, ugh i hate when my mom looks at me and ask whats wrong . >_< like your the last person im going to tell "/ 
oral surgery . the surgeon is well-learne d; looks and performs like he learned his craft on the beaches of goddamn normandy #everythingispain 
oh my lord . she preaching to us now d: 
i would do so many #callacuiteout but you either have a boyfriend or i haven't talked to you 😑 
but i understand he has friends that are girls 😕 but i've never seen them really talk to each other 😑 
i hate it when people dont say thank you when i hold the door for them >_< 
the people who take millions of pictures of them self and post a new one of them on facebook everyday . #younasty #gross 
USERNAME 😑 😑 it's an app you add people and send pictures for a certain amount of seconds , and once you see it you can't open it again 
3.74 inches of rain ... yeah take that #p dx tst 
i'm still tripping on falling asleep at the party 😑 
i knew there was something up with that ! 😒 
someone please go see pitch perfect with me at 5 :3 0 ! 🙏 😏 
that moment when you feel like you're being ignored .. 😒 ✌ 
new iphone 5 after less than a week ... it better work this time 😑 
tell me when i change , only when i change . 😏 
i wonder wat da fat ppl gone do about dem not makin twinkies . hmm i wonder 😏 . 
i have a feeling #oomf fcks around but i don't want to assume 😒 
when you realize your dad cut all the straws you use after making a smoothie ... #tight #nobiggie #sike #yourecooldad 😳 😁 😐 😑 🍹🍊🍋🍓🍑🍌 
'you're gonna get yours' 😈 😼 👹 .... get this new dimepiece tee at USERNAME no @ URL URL 
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i'll bet , if i shaved , i would look just like USERNAME 😏 
good frien d: hard to find , harder to leave , and impossible to forget . USERNAME 
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i wanna go out on my birthday but nobody to go with ! 😒 😣 😔 #nov22nd 
i'm in that mood that's like if you don't feed me i'll die .... i may die because i see no food coming my way >.< #thisisanissue 
not looking forward to this weekend .... scared for my surgery ! ! ! 😣 😢 😥 
😒 rt USERNAME the fuckery on instagram is too real god 😒 🔫 URL 
i hate wisdom teeth 😩 😖 😭 i want them out now ! ! ! #someonebringmeasmoothie #becauseicanteatfood 
my mother actually cooked dinner ... and it's one of the very few things i don't like that she makes 😑 #nodinnerforme #goingtostarve 
rapper: fuck these hoes , fuck these niggas ! im a fuckin dog , fuck these bitches ! rapper wins awar d: i just wana thank god .. 
USERNAME ... oh gawd dx that's asjdkgnsbdk how do you live each day 
even if i thought bout sexing him , after showing me that pix - i'm scared 😖 
things happen for a reason . lets see where things take me now 😏 
USERNAME 😒 , never again will i drink a bottle by myself 😑 lol 
send a naked picture let a bitch get a preview . 😏 
uh , so i don't know how i'm wearing my hair tomorrow >.< 
schmee ! why do i get excited when i see that kind of stuff 😒 
i have done practically nothing today ... i'm not sure how i feel about this 😐 
margarita monday at maximum .. i like this gym already 😏 
he just called us all hos ...... USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #rude 
i dont get how people can go through the pain of shooting drugs .. i cant even go to the doctors once a year and get 1 shot w/out crying #yuck 
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just threw up for the first time in like 3 years >_< 
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me: why ? duran d: they're great . it's portion control ! #onlyhim #toofunny u 
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last random musing that no one will rea d: #crossfit is great , but i'm just getting more embarrassed that i'm so out of shape . 
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when fat girl show there stomach #gross <<<<<<<cover that shit #aintcute 
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liking forward to my 21st but to how drunk these niggas are probably gunna get me 😑 😖 
and what does matt do ? he quotes the tweet that says how much i hate when people quote me . 😒 
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lets see what's his excuse for not picking up 😒 
god damn ! brody does not understand , . that fucking hurt . 😣 😪 
anyone watching the halo awards ? no ? okay 😏 
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why did i get suspended in the first place >_< 
just woke up from a super long nap & feeling weir d: ( 
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leel jus asked the fuckin dumbest question ! am i goin to school 😑 fuck esle am i goin dickhead ! 
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2 current events .. dammit .. i have a hard time doing one ... you can just imagine >.< 
been at the mall for over 5 hours 😒 #readytoleave 
i only drink on tow occasions , when it's my birthday and when it's not . 😏 
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like it sucks cause you'd be perfect if you just didn't speak 😒 
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not looking forward to this 10 hour drive 😒 #carlsbadbound 
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my fatass would chose food over sex anyday ! shieett 😒 lol #fatassproblems 
dx mn my ass done got numb sittin on this floor , .. #damnn 
kendra no help she on the phone just chillin when i'm choking ! 😒 ✋ 
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USERNAME omfg d; i cried my eyes out . then i heard it was just a rumor and then died again bc its too much 
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rt USERNAME if i'm almost dead ... don't take a picture of me , thanks in advance 😒 😒 😒 
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my frien d; my friends are playing black ops ll ._. me; & ur on facebook ... living the thug life c; my frien d; hyfr ;d he's such a creep cx 
he always tells me wat he gunna get me for xmass >.< #cunt -.- 
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you niggas are lame , nobody wants to ball right now 😐 
USERNAME what ! not everyy song 😏 lol but his acoustic version just seems more fitting cus the lyrics ! that shouldve been the original ! 
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if i ignored ur first call what makes you think i'm guna answer 5 seconds later ? 😒 
USERNAME lol don’t make me pull the moves on you . 😏 
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USERNAME you like it when i'm angry , let me find out . 😏 lmao 
the fact that i have to get up early tomorrow for my internship makes this day so much better 😑 
after that joke , she probably thinks i'm a lesbian now . 😒 
when #callacutieout is trending & everyones bitching about not being mentione d; #shutupp 
*i leave* ki d: y'know she's a bitch . nickolas: i don't give two shits about what you think . atta boy . 
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i couldn't tell you the last time my roommate took a shower . eww . you need to shower #smelly #gross 
only if i look like him ? well then ... 😑 
do not like my fam right now , f all of u 😒 
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USERNAME >.< its the hotness in me ! i cant stop it ;) lmfaoo but other than that , today i wasnt .. soo um girl wash them shorts ! 
USERNAME don't text me back , that's cool . 😒 
shawty fucked me over an made me change up 😒 
34 more days until my brother comes home , for one week . #itsasicklife #unfair 😭 😪 😒 
USERNAME lol well we do tomorrow .. 6-2 for me 😒 
mom just said i would probably be an aunt this weekend 😑 
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rt USERNAME virgo = hype af for no reason <== 😒 not true ! 
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USERNAME get ski masks ... and a bb gun 😏 
my boss just asked me if wanted to hang out a little to join in on an orgy tonight 😖 i don't enjoy jokes like that y'all . #barf 
idk if that was a hint or actual auto correct ? hmm 😏 
if you look good , there should be no reason to why you're so thirsty to talk to every walking/talking thing w/ a vagina . 😑 
i have an issue with doing the dishes . in that i can't . #gagging 😖 
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USERNAME mm yes , 99.99 % of them 😒 , nothing but liaars . 
i'm not hungry but i'm craving pizza now ! 😣 
workout penance for that damn deep dish pizza and shake i had yesterday . >.< (@ dancetime) URL 
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USERNAME USERNAME ha at that rate , it might happen . lmao . 😏 
my da d: (alarmed) did you hear what she just said , did you ? ? 
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one of the pharmacists kept looking at my boobs like i couldn't see him do it 😑 🙅 
USERNAME and my singing is better so its different 😏 😂 
my 10 year old sister knows more whats going on #teenmom then i do 😔 😐 😳 
so .. uh ... about that chem test tomorrow ... #imfucked #whoops 😑 🔫 
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me n my nigga tavman throwed n #bored #fuckit @ meaty crib URL 
tony i'm not opening that picture you just sent . #ew #hahaha USERNAME 
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my extended family is so screwed up >.< #justbenormal #respecteachother #notthathard 
i have had a pounding headache all day . 😖 🔨 
are u freaking kidding me ! ? waiting outside my house like an idiot 😣 
attempting to learn poker , maybe then i'll have the same obsession as my sidekick 😏 
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USERNAME noo d:< your not allowed to leave me . 
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when you accidentally follow people you don't like < #ew 
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lady wearing light blue christmas footsie pjs and ugg boots ! 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME cause you guys are all cute and everything and it's making me mad . >.< 
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i can't even listen to music cause my head hurts so bad 😒 
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USERNAME you're original . not like iv seen that tweet like 7 times . #copycat 😼 
at least i don't have to see the disappointed look on my profs face when he reads my paper 😒 #5pagesofbs 
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youtube i need to see this game ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! this is probably the last time sherwood will be playing states and i won't get to watch it ! dx 
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who wants to hang out this weekend ? i have no plans ! 😣 
USERNAME omg i know ! xd seems to be asking too much anymore >.< 
the only time ill say go dawgs is for mississippi state . #butreallythough 😏 
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i thought i was happy today and then reality hit me in the face .. 😒 
it's 2012, fuck you mean you don't give head ? 😑 
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totally wouldn't mind if jacob walked into the theatre and wanted to imprint on me 😏 #breakingdawn 
USERNAME having a fire alarm in the middle of our facetime #rude 
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USERNAME the puppy was so cute… but those feet… -i feel sick . #nasty 
USERNAME USERNAME no you're both coming to my house d: 
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my boots are soake d: ( thank goodness i'm not wearin my uggs 
amc is killing it with the movies today , i watched robin hoo d: men in tights this afternoon and now they're playing fargo 
now i wanna go somewhere now ! i did not all dressed up for nothing >.< 
da d: why are your eyes so red ? son i was smoking marijuana da d: don't lie to me , you were crying because you're a faggot” USERNAME 
USERNAME wanna move north so bad ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
fresh red potatoes and roast for dinner tonight .. whatever 😒 
hate when i get caught up in my emotions >.< 
went to sleep on my favorite movie last night .. what type of junk is that smh ... 😢 😒 😡 👎👎👊 💔 
i hate white cops yo ! so damn extra 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
i hate when my daddy hits licks , like that shit is so scary 😑 
USERNAME bitch i'm coming after we workout ! #nee dx masgifts 
i think it's time for me to go man .. 😐 
USERNAME u go bff ! ! glad i got u addicte d: ) lol 
USERNAME you better tell me who you gave yo got dx mn number to . lol 
USERNAME i'm thirsty make ur mom buy us somethin to drink 😞 😒 
grilled hamburgers , made rice krispy treats with mama , now tackling these classes . multi-tasking at its finest 😁 😑 
wante d: texting buddyy :) seriously anyone who sees this #notevenkidding 
these bite marks on my chin <<<< thanks lynsie 😒 😕 
USERNAME USERNAME lol i never listen 2 music on my ipa d; only iphone #nanananabooboo 
why can't we get out early tomorrow like foreal i got shiit to do 😒 
i havent talked to oomf all day >.< im mad ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME have you seen the pictures i've sent you ? i think i have embarrassed myself to the max . 😒 
i guess i'm taking biology of aids and oceanography next quarter . 😒 
if your a sixteen year old girl and you think your going to marry your high school boyfriend .. i just feel bad . #gross 
cortasia got me n here watching some damn princess n the frog ! 😒 
my mom can always tell when theirs something wrong 😒 #blah 
kyles to smart and got his phone taken away because of his grades 😒 
two days b4 16hours flight ✈💨💨 😖 🔫 i so deserve this 🍞 ! ? ! ? （；゜０゜） #chips #panamajons #pj 's #bee @ panama joe's URL 
USERNAME da d: -- oh , i'm done . lol . 
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i hate when people try too hard to smile in their pictures , especially when i know you . like you expect me not to laugh and shake my hea d: / 
USERNAME i haven't had time to even open it lol d: 
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USERNAME same old story . sacrifice at the bottom and middle , feed the parasites at the top #disgusting 
and i got a 4 page essay due by 12 😣 
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last math test tomorrow before the final 😣 what . #nightmare 
USERNAME hehe you will never know 😏 basically everything- we let it all out 
like i need someone to #callacutieout on me . i'm narcissistic enough . bitch , please . 😒 
i'm feeling so anxious and idk why . i feel like deep down there's something i should be freaking out about . 😣 
i've been called every insult , fuck come up with some new shit that will actually hurt my feelings 😒 ha . 
buying professional looking clothes is really hard when you're only 5ft tall 😒 
okay why do my neighbors have their christmas lights on .... 😒 😂 
christmas was so lame last year i dont even want it again . woke up to an empty house shit was stupid 😒 
haha ! back to you ! mt USERNAME breaking: portland traffic alert: avoid everywhere #p dx traffic 
it is about to be a great weeken d: ) 
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USERNAME USERNAME he better not or else imma drop kick his ass 😏 and imma do it with #swag hehe 
USERNAME eww >.< maybe she touched salvador with that and maybe thats why he got all that acne 
glad no one has some embrassing photos of me ! 😏 
i hate my brother for having such a perfect relationship . you dyke 😒 
why don't you wanna talk to me i don't understan d: ( i thought you loved me :( 
a girl from high school just started talking to me on facebook and referred to her husband as 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME heck yes they should stamp it to y'all's forehead 😏 😋 
my phone died while i was sending a text to oomf , that was a sign it wasn't worth it 😒 
seriously .. we got newbies &; they are so lazy 😒 making me do almost everything . #moreworkforme #yay #not 
USERNAME USERNAME d: damn . the medicine that the doctor gave u isn’t helping ? 
mom why do you always have to change what i'm watching to dancing with the stars #ew 
ps some dude just horked a loogey in front of my car in the parking log ? #rude 
i didnt know old people were into breaking dawn >.< 
ima need to find a ride to p dx soon and get my calves touched up . it's almost been a year . :x 
then he gon tell me to catch the shit ! 😒 i'm black we don't do stupid shit like that ! 
cool my 25 year old sister would come home skinnier then me 😒 👊 
i spilled so much fucking food on myself today at work >.< i smell like shit 
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i was soo close to crying right now too ! ! dx 
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fever time 😣 😪 hoping i'm not getting sick #sadface 
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my dad just wrote me a fake million dollar check ... cool 😒 
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i look pregnant >.< they way my stomach is . 
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on my way back to conway tho , homework to do 😒 
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USERNAME this is why i don't like you .. 😒 you're gonna forget to tell me what you want to tell me ! 
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also , how is it freezing when i get in the bed and magically it gets hot around 3 am then cold again when i wake up ? ? thermostat fairy ? ! 😥 ❄ 😒 
my cousin told me he has a hand fetish #thatsgroas #gross #weird 
#movember is meant for men not to shave not women , please shave your legs ... i'm standing 5 ft from you and can see the hair from here . #ew 
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this art history essay is a real pain in my ass right now 😒 
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my job will give all the people who don't need friday off but i actually need it off and can't get it 😒 ain't this bout a bitch ... 
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probably just leaving my hair down and straight tomorrow for cheer pics . #shorthairprobz 😒 
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mac and cheese 3 drops in 2 hours doe 😏 #frenchy 
jesus christ does my clustermate know that when she fuckin straightens her hair my room and the whole building smells like burnt hair #ew . 
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it's only 9:15pm & i'm ready to go to bed ! 😑 
found the national broadcast . sf broadcast in p dx of course does not come in after dark - even though they're located in h'boro . 
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#oomf just tweete d: let's take a moment of silence for her dumb-ass 😂 😂 😂 .... 
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if one more person leaves garbage in my room no ones ever coming in here again 😒 
after not getting to bed until after 1 last night , i'm exhauste d; thus , it's now my bedtime . 
i'm better than that ! don't worry i'm still your friend even though your two face d: d 
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i even had to rearrange my entire jewelry boar d; i had no more room ! 
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charlie , you smell . you can't be outside anymore 🐶 😣 
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we played good as a team .. but personally i did horrible 😔 😒 
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all my hoes at taco bell acting up tonight ... i'm about to wax all their asses ... 😏 
this nigga needs to hurry up and call mang , im bored 😣 
i wonder what would happen if i straightened my hair right now while it was wet 😏 
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really not in the mood to read 35 grueling pages about social institutions . 😫 😶 😑 
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USERNAME something your mom listens to while the p dx guys bang her . #snoogans USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
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when girls post about their monthly visits from mother nature d: 
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USERNAME says i have a hotline going on over here . 😏 😒 
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this bitch is for real crying over some weed ? 😏 
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not looking at twitter for two days . state football 😒 
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i'm not going to stress about this anymore ... i over think way too much 😒 
princess and the frog is on guys ! everyone change it to disney channel and watch it too . now ! 😐 
weird ... i was just about to play slender on my computer . manda read my mind in that one . 😏 
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just when things started going up hill 😑 😑 . 👎 
all this madd coughing is giving me wrinkles .. 😖 
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why do i always find myself doin 😒 ? oh that's why . 
she prolly got a 🌳 growing that's why she said something #eww 
wow , what a colossal mess the bears are making of this game . #bears #nfl #disgusting performance . #fantasyfootball nightmare . 
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140 characters isn't enough to get a point across in a tweet .. 😒 
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fucking meeting tomorrow during school with my mom ! 😐 😓 
my moms like you love those disney movies well hey at least i ain't out being a hoe or being wild with no priorities lol 😏 
just snapped on fb👏 😖 but i spoke the truth 
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psycho jenelle on teen mom ruining all chances marijuana becoming legal by claiming she's addicted and can't quit 😐 really 
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& you don't care enough to message me . 😒 
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i hate when i think i text someone back and i didn't 😒 
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USERNAME call me i need to talk to you d: 
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my school pictures <<<<<< i look like a fucking grizzly bear . #ew #lmfao 
psalms 37:4 delight yourself also in the lor d: and he shall give you the desires of your heart . 
i wonder why my bills are always 2 days apart >.< 
professor want this essay done by thanksgiving 😕 😐 😐 ill try 
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you a bad girl and your friends bad too ! 😏 🎧 
in her defense - it's personality trait was 'narrow-minded' so i mean ........... 😏 
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wait till i get a hold of you the things i would probably do . 😏 
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thought i was tired . maybe i'm not . 😏 
my attitude is based on how you treat me 😒 
i feeling of being annoyed at someone is so annoying 😒 
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glad i got out the house for a few hours . 😏 
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that's the last person to tell me this shit 😒 
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muahahaha 😏 #legoo USERNAME USERNAME lololol i can't take it . lets go out and show them how it's done . 
me when im bore d: i want food . me when im tire d: i want food . me when im breathing: i want food . 
ughh probs shouldn't say anything since my words get me into trouble 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME no cole campbell in your grade .. aka my honey 😏 
i don't wanna see this nigga dead or in jail >.< 
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i always wonder who people are talking about in their tweets . 😒 
my aunt is going to obama's inauguration in january and not taking me #pissedd #firedup ! >_< 
seeing your ex and realizing how stupid you were then and how lucky you are now . 😏 
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whoever is dumb enough to have a online relationship without video chat or meeting must have missing brain cells #catfish 😣 
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tod d: i'm feelin kinda cocky if ya know what i mean . haha 
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a thousand may fall at your side , and ten thousand at your right han d; but it shall not come near you . (psalms 91:7 nkjv) 
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USERNAME what is this nonsense that i'm seeing right now ... 😏 
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doing a math test and thinking when i am going to use this in my life >.< 
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adriana lan d: where alcohol is the only drink available 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME omgoodness . im dying . i think im skipping morning class tomorrow just to study d: 
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USERNAME how can you sit there and watch that ? ! me and USERNAME tried watching it . lasted about 5 minutes . #boring 
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people say think before you speak . i'm surprised as to what comes out of my mouth just as the person i'm talking to , is . 😏 
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ughh i wanted to hangout with you , not a bunch of bitches 😒 
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just bought a fat ass turkey that was a struggle to carry up the stairs . i'm still in pain . 😖 
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i showed my dad my tumbling out side of wendys and ... umm , i slipped in the mud 😒 
watching robin hoo d: men in tights . lol . i forgot how silly the movie is ... from now on tell me bad news in a happy way . lmbo . #amchd 
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i'm sleepy but she want let mommy get no sleep 😑 
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- when you`re in an argument with a little kid , and they seem to be winning * pushes em down * like stfu 😒 😑 
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i wonder #oomf true feelins for me at the moment 😒 
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ugh , my dad is making me get a flu shot tomorrow because i keep getting sick . 😒 
you know it's good when you think about it for the whole following week 😏 
probably wont be since #oomf coming home 😟 😞 😣 😢 
USERNAME video games . see what i did there 😏 
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dawnshae nd taja are always together . 😑 😒 i'm jealous . 
finding out someone hates you and you did nothing to them and you can't even try fixing it 😒 
my nervous system hates me 😭 the nerves in my back keep pinching 😖 
i know i do it too , but i hate when i'm ignored .. especially when there's no reason for it . finish wtf you had to say and then you can go . 😒 
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all the cool kids were in tag in elementary and middle school 😏 
i'm bout to make this guys self esteem rocket 😏 😏 😏 #subtweet 
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USERNAME is that a cell phone in your back pocket ? cause your ass is calling me 😏 
going to bed in a depressed , irritable mood . yay . 💤💤 😡 😖 #goodnight 
i like letting my fan blow on my back . since i'm forbidden from having it in my face 😒 . but this works just fine 😌 
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i should've gone out ! i have nothing to do tomorrow and i'm bored . 😒 
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my overall day described in one wor d: amazing ! ! ! ! 
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USERNAME says' the one on their phone too ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >.< c(x 
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robin hoo d: men in tights is such a hilarious movie xd how about you tell me the bad news in a good way ... then it won't sound so bad ! 
wth has company over this late on a monday night ? #rude #loud #stfu #elephants 
mm someone frm san francisco hacked my facebook tf >.< tt 
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about to watch the fucking walking dead , please ppl , do not ruin it for me 😑 
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and i thought i was going to get a cake 😒 
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gretchen and the general ... wasnt expecting that . #gross 
took my sleeping pills and insomnia is still kicking my butt . 😒 💤💊 
just saw something that said 😒 👎 why would anyone be proud of that ? or even think that's funny/cute ? 
damn heater . just another thing that has to go wrong . 😒 
#catgang #lalocals .. that wood fucked me up ... asprin tho :- d: - d: -d USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
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but it's common for you to fail the first one 😏 
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creeping up on 700 tweets who wants it ? 😊 😏 
aprepareuvos: nova pelicula amb la barbara srteisan d: the guilt trip #quienavisanoestraidor 
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i'm hungry .. but .. i don't want to eat . >.< 
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USERNAME ivette lets be serious ! i think you don't even believe that ! 😑 😒 
plus i gotta go black friday shopping with the two brothers that spend most their time at gamestop 😒 
thinking before you go to bed is so annoying 😑 🔫😴 
guy came in the other day and bought a 5th limb for himself . ugh #ew #wtf #ohhellno #porn #sexsto @ nt video URL 
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USERNAME has inspired me to get a tattoo .. 😏 
youtube videos all night with the fam👍 .... and meg 😑 
USERNAME story of my life , with friendships and relationships 😒 
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i'm gonna hate my life tomorrow . skipping sounds great 😏 
USERNAME what were you saying about your rough life again ... ? 😒 
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your parents are hiding your hogwarts acceptance letter because they're jealous . 😒 
i just want you happy . that is all . 😏 
if i think somebody on games i'll tell'em straight up 👏👏 😒 
time to change it up a bit wiff these ratchet ass females >.< 
USERNAME ahh now i have to sleep outside by myself d: fml 
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USERNAME USERNAME bitch . i am not sleezy . 😒 
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da d: you're talking to birds , and i'm the one doing drugs ? 
i don't have time for ignorance ! 😖 ugh ... it would b best for me to go to bed ! ! ! 😁👋✋👋 
yes please . please flirt with my dude right in front of me 😒 
i'm the life of the party not my brother 😒 
i realize now that i'm too much of a sweetheart to people . and everyone always just screws me over . 😒 #neverfails 
i can only breathe out of one nostril #annoying 😑 👃 
so jealous that everyone is on break tomorrow and i still have two days of classes 😒 
my suite mate smells worse than sex panther cologne ... #anchorman #anchormanreference #gross #smellsawful ! 
when people tell you stuff but you know it's bullshit<< 😠 😏 😕 
getting sick of coffee . 7th cup .. #eww . 
watching the holiday . #ilovethismovie jude law yum yum 😏 
feom the monster in my be d: ) @ home URL 
no worries i just have to talk to you in person d: 
bitches bout to have somewhere in they twitter name now 😒 
#mentionatruefriend USERNAME because only she will do crazy shit with me at 3am #insider 😂 😏 
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tired of seeing posts about USERNAME dimples all over my tl . we get it , they're cute ! 😒 
its a sad show from the 1st episode i saw >.< 
i usually get a cut every 2 weeks but its been like 3 weeks >.< 
i have a dr's appt tomorrow at 1 :3 0 so i only miss 6th period and lunch wtf kinda shit is that 😒 😠 
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"USERNAME i still haven't gotten a #callacutieout but it's whatever 😎 😏 URL 
i just want to go to sleep . i guess my body and mind say otherwise . 😒 💤⏰ 
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i just almost got lost as hell . this why i don't drive in these far ass suburbs . 😤 😑 
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USERNAME why you laughing huh ? this shit ain't a joke ! 😐 
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USERNAME jess d: i just went running and smoking is fucking me up-___- lol 
USERNAME its okay . i forgive you :) . and yeah i'm in the spirit but i still don't enjoy christmas w/ my family >.< they are jerks ! lol 
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i got my health insurance card ... b3d mu3anat 😒 
thanks to USERNAME and USERNAME for the fantastic #edcampp dx photos ! 
to all the people that don't have to wake up early tomorrow #middlefingeremoje 😣 😫😤👋 
i'm so sick of just sitting around all the damn time #bored 
dudee , come back ! ! ! d; me too  
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missed three shows i really wanted to watch . work ruins all the fun . 😒 
4 hours && 33 min to lubbock 😑 it's been forever 
s/o to USERNAME thanks for da follow bacc old frien d: : 
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my head hurts >.< just finish taking my hair out .. goodnight ! 
is it just me or is this season of dexter really falling off ? #bored #gameofthrones please come back to me ! ! ! 
i'm supposed to not text you back . not the other way around 😒 
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just bought a antenna block off for the civic 😒 
what's a good app for downloading music ? 😳 😣 #clueless 
so hot in my house . woke up sweating my ass off >_< 
i'm just gonna go thru my followers and stalk their profile 😏 
ok ... you're really out of line tonight 😒 “USERNAME i let my dogs fart in my mouth" 
USERNAME take away the word from that , then you speaking nothing but non-fiction . 😏 
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USERNAME who ever does that should take a century long bath #ew 
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USERNAME i think i'm going to get toxoplasmosis from all the cat shit in my yard . 😼 
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i always say i don't have time to be with someone but i always manage to have time to wallow in my loneliness . screeww that 😣 
confirme d: USERNAME did indeed hang out with ron dayne one night . #yolo #jokes 
today has been great :) only 2 more hours til payden lands at p dx ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :) 
“USERNAME guys that i grew up with use to look at me like 😳 ... now they're like 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME ok i want to go hopefully i find a ride >.< 
step dad that's more of a dad than the bio da d: ✔ 
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i just want to live happily under a rock with my lunchbox 😏 
people take instagram a little to damn serious . i ain't gotta follow no one if i don't want shit . 😒 
the only reason i wanna go to winterball is to get asked in a cute way 😔 😢 😒 #cantgo #gonnabeinflorida #fml 
i love being on twitter when i'm high though , i swear everything's like 1000% funnier . i just want to retweet , favorite .. um #allthatshit 😏 
ughh . i have the biggest headache ever . guess imma lay down && try to go to sleep . 😒 😒 
i have things for chemistry , french , english and history due next week 😕 😑 
i hate how i'm always ugly in every picture me and tahje take 😒 like why .. 
when will #oomfs get the message that i don't want them and to quit texting me 😒 . i'm starting to get annoyed . 
i wish i could have one more chance . do things right . thats all i want 😒 😕 🙏 
wish my #oomf would talk time still . 😔 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME only cause you be creepin in my bed 😒 
i miss going to my grandmas when i was little and always having soo much food there 😔 😣 
#oomfs be texting meand i never respond i'm like 😒 dude #swerve . next time the text me with that bs . i'm putting them on blast . #mad 
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USERNAME yes 😖 but the pay is good so i'making myself believe that it's not that bad haha 
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if USERNAME farts on me one more time 🏃💨🙊 😑 
#iremember falling inlove for the first time ...... #ew #die lol 
USERNAME USERNAME no cuz USERNAME will get ma d: d 
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got a cold :( .. final exam tmr .. perfect timing to get sick >.< 
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im confuse d: what do sigma , delta n epsilon stand for ? :facepalm: 
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ugh ! i hate waking up in the middle of the night with no snacks in the crib ... nd ppl wonder why im always tired and grumpy >_< 
ciara & this small stage woke me up 😒 #ciaramyspaceconcert 
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can't believe i got asked if i had tracks in my hair today .... 😒 😒 
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; i'll like to the the time to love your body 😏 
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USERNAME noo ! ! ! ! d: did i tell you he almost died once and i saved him lol 
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oh yes , i love her like pussy , money , weed . 😏 
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happiness resides not in posessions and not in gol d; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul 
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frien d: i had the opportunity for sex but i was lazy 
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i just want sleep but noo . i have to type this stupid paper . 😒 
i can't wait until my mom buys my boobs 😒 
hair and make up a mess after working all day . 😣 
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whatever makes you ma d; leave it . whatever makes you smile; keep it . #simple 
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this popcorn >>>>>>>>>>>> but it got my mouth soo dry ! >_< 
buh like sum1sai d: trials work endurance and endurance works out faith and faith w/o trials is dead #tij 
can't wait tell my belly button heels already ! this bugs 😏 
decide d: after this unit is turned in & class is over tomorrow night , wine will be purchased & consumed in large quantities . 
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sometimes no words are necessary , just a hug from can make everything better 😔 😣 
sam's watching my show .. she's going to make me lose my spot . annd i can't go watch tv because i'll get ahead . #boo #igotyouaddicted 😏 
to that one guy i marry; you better be fucking rich . 😏 
i guess you can't lose something ya never had 😒 
dude , she changes her twit pic more frequently then im sure she takes her birth control #ew 
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i just saw a commercial about pretty little liars and almost peed myself . january is so far awaay d: 
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i have people in , london , new york , canada , vegas , and in colorado . fuck with me >.< rt <-- for followers . 
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finally home and in my comfy ass bed , if only my head wasn't pounding 😣 
cash rules everything around me , cream ! get the money , dollar dollar bill ya'll 😏 💰💴💵💷💶💸 
what's in your drains ? #gross #sick #puke #hair ? #animal ? #shower #vomit @ le shower URL 
bay gone to sleep and i'm up bored watching tv 😑 
i hate sunburn ! my entire face burns 😞 😒 
i fell asleep on the couch in the worst position possible . it was only for an hour , but now my body is screaming . 😖 #ouch 
fuck . i manage to get myself in a bad mood 😒 
no that yvette retweeted that she's the only exception that could do that cuz she's in my twerk team 👌✌ 😏 😏 😏 
perfect night :) i missed this family , sister and best frien d: ) 
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am i the only one that didn’t go to the mall today ? 😒 
bored . not sleepy . phone stupid dry . fml . 😒 😔 😭 
soo . what's up with the sirens in my neighborhood ? #harborpark . i've gotten like , 6 texts about it . 😐 😳 😬 
i hate playing with a team that i always have to carry . 😒 
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USERNAME can't you let a girl dream ? ! d; 
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USERNAME roses are red , your sexy to me , and i think your playing hard to tweet :) 😏 
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ojay just spoiled my moment -.- lol subtweeting ass ... dont start it up ! i'm already half way to twitter jail >.< 
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USERNAME really she is she is i bet shes tripple r'e d: reckless , retarded and ratched 
so jealous of all the people at my baby daddy trigga's concert 😫 😭 😖 
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oomf drunk ! she needs to go to sleep ! 😒 
USERNAME oh yeah thats what i meant my ba d; stupid auto correct 
USERNAME lmaoo i don't care there record , early initiation ..... not just on the field 😏 
iron bowl - a rivalry game where every friendship , relationship , and family bond is teste d; also , the greatest rivalry game in ncaa football 
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USERNAME i don't know .. just makes me feel like shit . 😒 
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took a 2 hour nap so now i'm not tired ... 😒 #textme 
why the fuck am i lloseing soo much weight . #ew 
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i'm getting hypnotized to forget about you ... no but seriously . you'll say hi and i'll be like ... have we met ... ? 😒 
gotta stop liking the things i can't have 😣 aka someone buy me a furbee ;p #life #growup #overit #bandz #dance 
tom sawyers islan d: ) @ walt disney world URL 
bed since i need to be up in 5 hours to go back to work 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i been at war my whole life 😏 😏 
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USERNAME be dry texting me fuk around & get shot 😑 
i think that if you have never played football in your life , then don't go talkin shit about a player . just sayin'. it's not right . 😒 
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USERNAME uh .... ill take a million trillion dollars , ahahahahahaha just kidding , i don't know >.< 
USERNAME question: what do you use to stick your posters to your wall ? my posters fall >.< . 
how was there a whole new season of icarly and i didn't even know .... ? ? ? d: 
USERNAME maybe we should turn it off ! ! ! 😏 
watching batman beyon d: return of the joker . trying to explain to tré why bruce wayne is old . hehe 
i have yet to meet a northern gentleman ... #rude #nicetry #southerngirl #bornandraised 
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omg all the dudes ready to go to the strip club hahaha lessgo ! 😏 
USERNAME hair tho , >>> i see you . 😏 
whiskey myers is playing tonight & i'm missing it 😒 😔 
the first time was amazing , i brought my a-game but i'm going for mvp ! 😏 ✔ 
USERNAME lmao , forreal 😒 she be dropping bombs on niggas . 
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fw d: so ... in all honesty ... i think youre really fucking cute . :3 
USERNAME USERNAME better recognize & take notes on how to be cool like us 😎 😏 
if you got some long ass hair you need to watch where you flippin that shit cause it just went in my beer -_- #bitch #nasty 
only 80 tweets to 3000 😏 who wants it ? 
who can do that splits ? this girl ! \( >.< )/ finally . 
USERNAME pls make a album ill buy a copy instantly ! and blast it out my car and share ur voice with the worl d: ) srry i'm just a big fan 
no ones messaging me for plans oh well . v.v #foreveralone 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME well my canoe beat them too 😏 
anyone wanna do anything ? im tired of playing black ops 2 all day 😑 
USERNAME lol , when i went it was only like 15 left , i got the second to last one , tell me why this bitch gone file a complaint ! ? 😑 
blocked calls d; someone's trying to kill me ! lol :) 
USERNAME USERNAME oh . yeah . forgot . 😒 😒 
i have yet to sleep . i've been too angry this whole entire day 😒 i've been a walking zombie for over 24 hours 😲 
i mad she wasn't even twerking it right in that video 😒 
my husbands stomping up the stairs like he's in damn paranormal activity or something . 😑 
i'm pretty sure everyone in this house is asleep but me ... 😒 
i sent a long message on how i felt .. she didn't reply .. so now i'm going to bed confused ... & feeling like shit for what i said ... 😔 😞 😣 
USERNAME you got your license craig ? we will be going back and you are invite d: ) 
well you finally got what you deserve d: ) #sucksforyou 
USERNAME USERNAME susy it's know* you're makin us look dumb ! 😬 😒 but we still cool 😎 
bitch jus told me she wna lick my ass eeww she #nasty 
about to watch the recent version of footloose ... fingers crossed >_< 
i hated going into armani xchange and dolce and gabbana v.v it was soo boring . 
USERNAME brown sugar cinnamon haha it's ok to be jealous 😏 
sit that pretty pink thing on this tongue , 😏 
oomf is tweeting my thoughts and i would love to retweet them but the tweets are protected >:| 😐 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao 😂 😂 i swear we're on a roll 😏 
you would be amazed at how many if my followers mention me 😃 ... yeah that's right' none of these mofos 😒 " not a 1 
yeah , i do wanna get married someday and experience all that mushy gushy shit 😑 lol 
shout out to this guy USERNAME :) idk him but he seems like a cool person to be aroun d: ) follow him :) 
need a haircutt over heree 😁😁😁 #walkingintheghetto #longhair #needahaircut #bored #nordhoff #n @ north hills URL 
USERNAME word was why is the little person horny though >.< URL 
USERNAME lmfao exactly ! i'm like ugh >.< no one else here understandss 
when me & USERNAME team up on USERNAME 😂 😂 you asked for it >.< 
smilin at the camera right before the flash .. 😏 
please help me to stay up so i can talk to my babe til he gets sleepy ! ! 😖 😣 
i think it's funny when people call their peers when they're close to age . like wow you're a year older want a cookie ? 😒 
would be nice of oomf didn't sleep so much .. 😒 
USERNAME i can get in them guts ? what ? 😏 
i can't believe i almost forgot craig owens d: he's probably the best singer out of all of them 
don't know if i like it or not 😑 URL 
think meat gonna beat me to it . he just tryna get on her good side 😏 
USERNAME hahaha wow u guys r so mean . so when she gets to be our age and she's still fat ur gonna keep calling her that ? #rude 
my stepsister's boyfriend is so chill giving us shit , then my stepsister finds it and takes it away and i'm like 😒 . 
i feel like walking , oh yeah , except for i live in the 3rd ward , where it's unsafe for a girl to walk around at this hour ... >.< 
if i took you home it'd be a homerun 😏 
USERNAME lol my ex actually let me drive his stick , but i catch your drift 😏 
still haven't been able to book this damn cruise 😒 
USERNAME pretty cool :3 but couldn't eat that much . i got fool d: 
USERNAME USERNAME my friend told me if u havent tied either , snow boarding is easier 😐 
i'm probably one of the stupidest people in the world . 😐 
i don't understand how i used to smoke filterless cigarettes . #ew 
ahh sam just made me look like a bitch got to his seventh slice . & i'm on my second . fuck this stomach ache ! 👿 😒 
USERNAME i didn't watch the whole thing but mm , lol 😳 😏 
USERNAME im mad at you >.< why didnt you reply to my texxts ? 
when people call me something other than jessica <<<<< #hateit 
niggas is fake in person ! ! never trust 😒 🙅 
you would be amazed at how many of my followers mention me 😃 ... yeah that's right' none of these mofos 😒 " not a 1 
i thought you said this was indo ? ? 😑 😕 
USERNAME but why can't it just use like ugh never mind ! i don't get how to use an iphone . i'm not used to it . 😒 😔 😣 😠 
USERNAME that's a long time . 😳 what if she just doesn't know about it ? 😏 
so i watched #icarly #igoodbye and i got mad cause i really like that show and now the main character is moving 😒 smh 
#oomf can't complain about me falling asleep on them ! ! 😒 
she hit us with a jay of reggie . 😒 
if only someone my age lived next door . 😒 
to my future ki d: i'll never be anything like my pos father was . i'll be there no matter what ! ill never walk off . #deadbeatdads 
downloaded new songs to my phone , about to play it >_< 
USERNAME akjdhaklsjdhajk xd ! jajaja ok yo le tomo fotos d: ! 
when she called and told me she didn't have no nipples 😑 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME shxt the cooks then 😒 but shxt hoes be at me too but i don't get with that lol 😂 
and ill buy you something from the dollar store if theres a sale . 😏 
half the shit they tell ya ... just smoke & mirrors 😒 
USERNAME do u still work at kland ? just curious . i got nobody to scare at 4 in the afternoon in the golf shop . #boring 
USERNAME go to URL and use bowerss1 password l8 ! 63t dx 
USERNAME USERNAME ^yes . great minds think alike . 😏 
like why did i choose such a complex subject for this research paper ? ? 😒 
da d: because if i do i could name you whatever i want 
USERNAME right , get your ass out the store , then it was people stealing thinking they were slick 😒 like bitch we see you . 
goodnight for real this time , work in the am 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME that's what i said 😏 i want watch it again & again lol 
why does my night have to end like this ? ! 😒 😢 😣 😭 #worsenightever 
sometimes it gotta be like , whatever happens , happens 😒 
all this rifle ammo , but no shotgun bullets ! dx fuck you ! #residentevil4 URL 
oh wait ... why am i messing around on my phone ? i could be playing on my ipad ! 😏 😏 
hey USERNAME you need to follow USERNAME he really needs a follower and requested you . 😐 
have been bed ridden for the past two days ... #happythankgivingbreak 😒 😞 #sickk 
nothing's better than remembering you still have to do a research paper that's due monday . 😭 😑 
USERNAME i'm bored af & you ain't even gone call me but its cool 😒 
soo USERNAME keeping me up just for her to be on the phone ! ! ! 😒 😕 😐 
drove all the way over to do pretty much nothing but eat and stay in a hotel .. 😑 
USERNAME yes ! lol will see how long this lasts 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME actually we have been seeing each other a lot lately thank you very much ! 😒 
i need money pronto , i need to buy a shit load of christmas gifts for the one i love , no matter how much she pisses me off 😑 USERNAME 
la tienda de forever xxl quedo vuelta una mierda . d: 
my call of duty teammates must belong in a mental hospital or sumthin smh 😒 
USERNAME content ? what are you a dictionary ? use simple words .... smart mofo 😒 
#oomfshouldknow i enjoy talking on the phone with somebody who can talk . 😏 
when someone is ignoring you just too piss you off<<<<< 😒 😤 😡 
one thinnhg i can't stan d: a liar #smallorbig still a lie 
i feel like every person i don't want to think about , my brain picks a song that always makes me think of them . 😒 it like ruins the song . 
it's time to focus on the fiber things in life 😏 
you act like you want to be single . 😔 😒 
swear my cousins and i were planning a trip to new yawk for black friday this year ... womp ! 😑 
USERNAME omg me too my ass is sad & mad & all around upset v.v t 
you're about as relevant to me as emotions are to kristen stewarts face . 😐 
when i go through someone's favorites and see me , i be thinking " boss 😏 
if i didn't know any better i would say that USERNAME & USERNAME planned to retweet & favorite everything of mine . 😐 
sometimes you gotta focus on the finer things in life 😏 
USERNAME you shoulda came and spent time ya sis , i got off early ... we coulda had a whole day to bon d; ) 
i gotta 4 pck of swishers and can't do a damn thing with em 😒 
when my twitter notifications don't send to my phone 😒 
aww i was being mean to one of my thirsty follower & gave him hell , he blocked me ^--^ ctfu , tiffie is a meanie >_< 
i wish i knew why my text tone randomly goes off all the time , and i never have a notification . 😒 
shift 8 of 10 consecutive days at hannah tomorrow morning 😖 🔫 #ithinkican #sosickofthatdesk 
USERNAME lmao i swear i would , i'm a good niggah like that 😏 
you and all my other friends that met her 😒 😒 
USERNAME haha ohh yes , my kids will have nice butts and nice eyebrows 😏 
bottoms upp ! #redsolocup #bottomsup #girlsnight #red #cup #chillen @ chillen like a villan 😏 URL 
fuck man , this team and their damn penalties . 😣 🔫 lol blahh 
seriously 😒 wanna go to sleep @ the jewel facing rockefeller center URL 
USERNAME i said that i like peanut butter ! >_< 
the last friday night blitz game: lake oswego hs at west salem hs . #p dx - URL 
okay i liedd ! i do . i just don't feel good >.< 
so ... USERNAME , heard you were single . 😏 
USERNAME raul diaz ? and dayumm hope yall are alriqhtt thoe v.v 
nope i dont you said you moved on , but i cant tell 😒 , you just do you . 
if im with you you gotta know what your doing 😏 
.... be grateful u aint gotta be at practice at 9 am 😒 😕 🔫 
sometimes i feel like when i tweet i'm just talking to myself . but y'know , i'm cool with it . so s/o to me . waz gucci 😏 
i can't find shit to wear for sunday ! ! >.< 
they got me in here watching all r kelly's trap in the closet 😒 
ugh . bored as hell . everybody is sleep nobody's texting me soo guess i'm bout to go to sleep too night everyone 😠 😒 😞 😴 
USERNAME lol yes 😏 i'm going to visit my cousins .. but i've just about given up on this semester so lets go out every night 🍻 
USERNAME words of wisdom v.v i live off of some of the things he says 
i hate when im absent and teachers put in zeros for things that i miss 😐 
i dont like how i cant send my boyfriend emjoi's ! 😐 
this girl stays uploading pictures in tight ass jeans & she gots some ratchet ass cameltoe >.< 
going through my news feed and all i see are the same names USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😐 
sure , we will see how long that'll be ! ! 😒 
november 23r d: black . the extent of black friday for me is bath & body works online . e @ house of steele 2.0 URL 
i always get you two guys mixed up ! its horrible 😒 
USERNAME that's the price you get for being hot af #roughlife 😒 
USERNAME um you asked me for my number .. ☝ 😏 
USERNAME are you just going to be playing cod ? 😒 
i hungry - & sap :( ( i been cryin 😒 .. i'm ima go fix me sum cereal . fuck tht 
USERNAME deserves a best boyfriend award because he somehow manages to deal with me all the time without losing his head🏆 😏 #youdabest 
ugh i still need to buy khalua for tomorrow night 😒 
bulls look for right mix at point guar d: with kirk hinrich having the worst offensive production of his 10 nba ... URL 
USERNAME i got here at 11am from vegas & leaving tomorrow at 5am back to chicago d; 
USERNAME nah dude , soccer is more important than us 😒 
USERNAME is really picky about tatoos . i only have one , i want more but she said i have to wait v.v 
11:11 make a wish . i wish USERNAME would take a shower #gross 
finally gna go to defensive driving tmrw so everyone can stop bitching at me 😒 
all you bitches made fun of me for crying at the hannah montana series finale but you're all crying for icarly 😒 😒 😂 😂 😂 #bye 
USERNAME i just showered lol so your staying in today >.< 
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it would be cool if i could stop coughing so i could sleep 😒 
told my dog to get in her crate and she tries to hide in my blanket 😒 🐶 URL 
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !rt USERNAME females do the absolute most all the fucking time . 😒 y'all ass can (cont) URL 
USERNAME need to hop off mine and USERNAME 's back 😒 lol 
USERNAME strange . seems to be california thing . also reading if you order coffee it shouldn’t be taxe d: URL 
somebody should come spend the nite wit me 🙉 😏 👍🙏 
oh i don't feel good at all . 😪 😣 
USERNAME good idea , goodnight💗 whatever it is , itll get better , i promise ☺ if not , just let me know when you want me to get involved👌 😏 
i need to stop obsessing over things i know will make me upset 😔 #ugh #hateit 
USERNAME ah that's no goo d: ( i would like to see them live 
USERNAME i'm definitely going to be one of those old ladies spending her days on the couch watching gsn 😒 
brinkman saying we won't make it for kickoff 😐 USERNAME #yeswewill 
i didn’t say you were fake , i said i was real . 😏 
i can't stand trav . 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
why is 11:11 so lucky 👐 ... my name chance , my name is the definition of luck , #boss 😏 
i played soccer from 6 years old until i was 9. i can’t find the trophies or medals . i was a dog . it’s in my heritage though . 😏 
i think i'm waiting on a call that isn't going to happen . 😑 #goodnight 
USERNAME will i be seeing (molesting 😳 😏 ) you tomorrow ? URL 
keeps seeing all my dolls stepping it up in the gym , my trainer is going to kill me . 😣 
USERNAME guess you gonna keep it , typical dirty person . smfh 😒 
dat shower flow :-) :-) :-) felt tuh goo d: -) :-) :-) 
USERNAME you suppose to be my lil niggah / sis , lmao your a bitch for saying that thoe 😔 😒 😑 
USERNAME me too , but my nigga nick diamonds had to be a bastard child & charge $30 for shipping 😒 
you said you got a girl . well call me when u dont 😏 
i'm on 30% and if you know me , you would know i'm freaking tf out 😖 
i over think way to much when its time to fall asleep . #hateit 
i find it really rude that she hung up on me 😏 
USERNAME spotte d: gary shirley from teen mom ! ! @ r . j . daniels URL 
uh oh ! looks like you've confused twitter with your personal diary again ! 😳 😏 #sillyyou 
i wanted us to open this game up but i guess it has to be a close one for tradition's sake ... which makes for plenty anxiety 😖 
i shouldn't look through people's pictures at night ... 😣 
iphones are dope rt USERNAME using the ipad makes me want an iphone >.< ! 
naked palette 2 & nars blush and bronzer = happy me 😏 💕👑 
i can't wait to see tello tomorrow guys ! i'm excited ! i feel like it's been 100 years but it's been 3 days >_< 
what i like bout him the most is his smile . ! >.< 
i'm fucking freezing . i should have just kept you hostage and brought you home with me so i can cuddle the shit out of you 😐 
last time i had sex was on monday 😩😩😩😩😩😩 😒 
damn jc . 😏 lmfao . @ las vegas premium outlets - north URL 
i'm mad af that bitch ( my ex ) wouldn't give me my shit back , that varsity jacket was raw af ! ! 😣 
USERNAME yeah ! and i got a pictures with him ! but i was on my old phone so i don't have it anymore ! d; 
65% if the time someone will mispronounce my name . 😐 
USERNAME lol you and i both . i think you’re working with a bit though . 😏 
can't believe i ripped a top layer of skin off my finger tonight at work . & ihave to constantly wash my hands and use chemicals . it hurt ! 😣 
USERNAME text me ! d= or dm me your number 
at least a hot 15 year old white boy 😏 👌 
i looked too ugly in that picture . it's not like i'm even pretty in any picture , yet i still take them .. lol 😒 
one leg on my shoulder , other leg and it's over . 😏 
USERNAME it frkn sucks ! no taste for anything 😒 
USERNAME yeah take that 2 cents and buy yourself a better attitude #rude #gtfo #yougottold 
can some one please give me a massage ! ! omg my thighs hurt so bad . 😣 
USERNAME hahaha italian . that'd be awesome 😏 but nope . my mom is spaniard and my old man is mexican ✌ 
i wish i didn't live far af from everything 😒 
let me take my ass to sleep , gotta get on the road in the morning . 😖 final destination: tbd in the a . m . 
who then ? 😒 rt USERNAME USERNAME hell no ! ! ! 
it's too early for me to be nodding like somebody grandda d: ( 
USERNAME yes i did ! that's why you didn't find no pink elites ! hahaha & idk ! ! but you didn't >.< 
literally just had to argue with some senior from whitmer because he wants to get with my sister whos in the 6th grade -__- #wtf #disgusted 
USERNAME haha yeah ... 😒 it's um so i guess this is as good as it gets loll but hope you're having fun in college ! ! ! 
here i was missing you and then it hit me , this is the same douche bag that plays with my emotions on a regular basis . 😒 #swerve #gtfo 
even though it hasn't even been a week .... i wanna go back . 😣 USERNAME #disneylandwithdraws @ disneyland URL 
these non dancing ass hoes taking up the dance floor >.< 
USERNAME ohh but you could respond to tweets . 😒 ✋ whatever ' ! 
USERNAME 😐 you poor thing . i'm sorry mo .. 
i never get pimples but when i do they're always in awkward ass places 😑 
“USERNAME yeah i know right 😏 URL my boo ! 
USERNAME your smile is the only sunrise worth setting my alarm clock for 😏 
was sleep before 10 , didn't last long . somebody just had to wake me up . 😒 
he should be enjoying his trip , instead of us argueing on the phone . 😒 
my dads mad cause my brother broke the laptop and he cant go on facebook 😑 
u want her ass "USERNAME um ... why am i checking out miranda in this shot ? 😏 #igoodbye URL 
sad to be leaving alfonso's home it was a great time ! ! but heading back to school 😑 
USERNAME why ? ! what would she write about ? #boring 
i want to tell you how i feel but i feel like it will ruin our friendship .... and that's the last thing i want . 😐 #dontknow #confused 
i'm a funny ass dude , according to #somf 😏 #boss 
i am never letting shorty lick me again . #puglife #gross 
USERNAME welcome to my world that's all USERNAME is good for 😣 
accept family ... my family tends to over rule my ideas and goals sometimes , but hey ... it happens . 😑 😒 
think i gotta take my navel ring out again fml 😡 😞 😒 
this is wht they left me too sleep on ... 😳 😨 😣 #middlechildbullshit @ granny's house URL 
looks like some yellow jacket fans ain't approving of some of my recent tweets 😏 
i love how my cousins like i can dance and im like bitch no ur looking at a girl whos taken 9 years of ballet . stfu and sit ur ass down #ew 
lol , watching the tami videos from last year , holy crap it was so bad and so awkwar d= )) 
you deserve to be lonely for the rest of your life 😒 
my attitude is just * fuck it * for a min tho 😒 
he has my twitter password , ugh no bueno . hes the one that has almost been tweeting all this time . 😒 
i wish i wore size 9 or 10 in shoes . sheesh ! but i'm not complaining about the size 12 i'm rocking . 😁 😏 
damian lillar d: 28 points , 8 assists , 5 rebounds , and 0 turnovers in a win . those are rookie of the year numbers . 
its hard to stop a habit of nail biting >.< 
except family ... my family at times seems to over rule and change my goals and ideas but hey ... it happens 😒 😑 
and i get so high high high and high 😑 😑 
that shower was awesome . now i'm fina chill 😏 
wow the emoji showed up by my name for a second then went away . 😒 
tree is decorated . mom waits till last minute to do everything . 😒 bed time . 
wish i had call of duty to play right now #bored #lonerinlaradise 
USERNAME that's exactly why i changed my mind cuz you do you be fronting but idc so . 😒 
USERNAME how would you you don't even fuck with ya bot 😒 
#wheniwaslittle i was in the gt classes . that means gifted and talented 😏 
gottah wake up early tomr >_< , probably gonna leave lydia a cute morning msg , 
the fact that i didn't talk to my spouse allday 👎💁 😏 
me to my baby cousin me: drink milk babies it'll make you grow bigger him: mommy let me drink milk from your chichis >.< 
USERNAME and USERNAME what's the deal w/ the lack of california wines on p dx lists ? is this a weird coincidence ? 
lost lander at crystal ballroom in p dx part 1 of 2 URL 
when i feel super sick and all USERNAME can say is that i'm a faker . 😐 
it's one of those nights when everything just comes down at once 😔 😖 😫😪 
she gushin ; i drinks the best juice 😏 😁☝ 
wish USERNAME still lived here 😔 even though we never really hungout when he was here , it's just so boring . nothing to look forward to 😒 
USERNAME same 😏 i can see why tho . we too hot 🔥🔥 
i hate the end of a beer . #foam #ew 
i hate having to get up and walk to my bed to go back to sleep 😒 #theworst 
thinking bout past relationships really pisses me off because i see that i could've done so much better . 😒 
i after driving USERNAME car mine feels like a piece of crap 😣 
bitch is lookin like a walkin haunted house #notabagofmoney 😑 
day 23. #noshavenovember #movember #littlelate #me #tongue #beard #glasses #bored #itcrowd @ marsh haus URL 
USERNAME expecially me you don't understand the things i do for you bitches 😒 you don't understand 
go blazers ! #p dx #blazers #ripcity #chalupa #win @ rose garden arena URL 
your just a thing in the past now 👋 😒 . 
starting my celebration for my 40th birthday ... can't believe i'm old ! ! 😒 😒 🍷🍷 😒 😒 
about to call it a night . work tomorrow . what a joy what a joy .. 😐 
for someone who doesn't have that much upper body strength my shoulder muscles are amazing 😂 😏 
i can not believe i spent so long growing out my hair and had it almost where i wanted it .. and cut it all off . 😩😫 😖 😤 😡 💇 
life ain't no joke , so stop playing with it 😐 
😒 i can't sleep . can't stop thinking . ugh life ! #killmenow 
i think i just need to go to sleep & wake up tomorrow in a better mood . this is just not workin for me . 👎 😒 😔 
well nothing in my reach . bc i'm too lazy to walk to the fridge ctfu 😐 
i miss school .. winter break is going to devastate me 😫 😒 #routine #lostwithout #mygirls 
lost lander at crystal ballroom in p dx part 2 of 2 #lostlanderband #fb URL 
my bestfriend tells me way to much info about what's she's going 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME i'm not even mean too you bubble >.< we are good friends (: 
i feel as if people always ignore me when i talk or tell a story . #dicks #why #comeonnow 😒 
my mom: justin bieber talks like this ? ? me: no mom that's big sean . mom: there are two people on this one song ? 😑 #old 
the worst part of stalking USERNAME 's twitter feed is having to sift through all the lyric tweets . 😏 
USERNAME and that same song is now playing at karaoke . #yuck 
i know its been 2 years & i should move on but i can't . he's always in the back of my mind . d: 
how can one day be nice ass heo nd the next day we'r in alaska . >.< 
i just want to get on smartmusic ! is it too much to ask ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? dx 
it's def good to see my ua friends back on my sideline though 😏 
USERNAME ugh yes ! exactly what i'm talking about ! 😒 
this time of the year makes me a lil sa d: -( 
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ki d: are you a lesbian ? robin: i don't know are you ! ? #howimetyourmother 
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ohh goshers i really gotta do my homework .. dx i dont wanna 
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nalani thought we were talking about donuts . wtf 😑 
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closing my left and right eyes to see how an object changes places when i'm extremely bored ;) #bored 
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went and spent over $30 for them bitches and i'm allergic to them ! 😒 
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😑 "USERNAME this the second time USERNAME has not responded to my texts thank goodness i ain't dyin” 
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if work is slow tomorrow like it was today i'm out at 4 #adios #boring #dead 
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skyfall was sold out when i went to see it tonight 😒 
first actual hunting experience of my life in t-5 hours . should be interesting 👌 😏 😶 
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nothing else like this , ima make you my bitch . 😏 🎂 
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USERNAME noo ! i’ll never hate you 😞 , you just got bored of me 😭 😒 
USERNAME d: what is my life right now . we gotta do this thing fo sho . 
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orr stay home get pizza and watch pretty woman , thanks USERNAME 😏 
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USERNAME are you suppose to be saying something through all your one worded tweets ? cause i don't understand it . 😒 😂 
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USERNAME no i'm pretty sure i said it right 😏 
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guess i will clean my room and prepare to move this bed ... 😐 
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i went out there and the guy said i was like no thanks .. it's against uhh .. policy ! 😏 
you got what you wanted , even though it wasnt very good .. so stfuu ! #karmasabitch #justwait 😏 
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i only make time for people you make time for me . ! 🕓 😏 
i want to go to sleep but my head won't let that happen . cool . 😐 
and tbh i really dont care how mean that was…. 😑 
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i only make time for people who make time for me . ! 🕓 😏 
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the fact that my older cousin said to me when we got to his house 😒 
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lets just take a moment to recognize how good my hair looked on thanksgiving 😏 
anybody wanna dm & tell me what happened tonight ? 😐 🙏 #pleasepleaseplease #noseytweet 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 . and that's good i'm glad you love it 
this ratchet ass hoe needs too shut her face ! ! >.< 
when you're trying to text and your hands are asleep <<< 😣 
USERNAME you would've had to be 18 to get in anyways ! 😒 
signs that i am getting ol d: taking my dad to the hospital after a wicked fall . 
my mattress sucks please call my bedroom if you would like to donate your be d; ) 
okay i just thought of this . what if the a's signe d: eric chavez , jason giambi , chad gaudin . this offseason all 3 of them are f/a . 
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USERNAME USERNAME ive put 12 bets on in my life and won all but one won $12k . sadly my luck with women is the complete opposite ! oops 😒 
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USERNAME don't drunk text me . oh wait , that's right , you never text me ... 😒 
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i missed my allie cat soo much tonight ! love you babe can't wait till next game 😏 USERNAME 
end of thir d: 27-17 #uofa . #territorialcup #asu . #wildcats have 405 yards of offense to #sundevils 346. 
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back in like middle school i used to call this girl ... n she liked that nickname . i was wierd . 😐 
why do you hate me so much .. ? 😣 
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me and my girl fancy looking gorgeous af tonight we on our way to hollywood 😏 
if i go to sleep now ill wake up at 7 😑 
but i'm really boutta get a tat damn near 1 in the morning 😑 
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i said i'd start my homework 42 minutes ago dx 
i just live how everything fun happens when i'm not there ! ! 😒 
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brandon: what's your code ? 6969 .. , get it , cause you're gay ? ! 😏 
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USERNAME maybe you should text me back ? ? 😣 
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dude on the train with his son leaves knocks on the window behind me and says . everyone stares 👀 i just 😒 
going ham on twitter and shit .. making a scene . 😒 why ? 
i'm not going to get annyy sleep tonight . >.< 
eww the guy at sheiks was trying to get at me >.< pedo ! ! ! ! 
that awkward moment when you can't see someone's emoji because you have a android >_< 
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ima sleep with a knife tonight i think lol 😒 
cleaning all day .. & i just finished <<< 😒 
USERNAME i went in to buy a laundry basket . ended up filling it with blu rays >_< 
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USERNAME it's not funny 😦 , i miss my suggamama 😏 
i haven't fixed my makeup from when i was crying so it looks like i got punched in my eye 😒 
i heard a lot about couple of my followers tonight ... looks like y'all got around to all the guys ! #nobueno #gross 
had a great time at youth event tonight at church , my 44 year old body wore out before my 12 year old min d; pay for it in the morning #pain 
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USERNAME someday i wanna get it all back out and show it off but no room d: 
only thing on my twitter is the fight tonight; too bad i don't know any shit about it .. 😐 
the web of casual lies that is teenagerhoo d: sorry mom , we didn't know how long the movie was going to run . #notsorry #skyfall 
USERNAME don't make me drive over to wherever you're at and slap you 😏 
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USERNAME 😣 i'm scared for you ugh fuckin old creeps ! ! ! 
my sister is a rude bitch ! ! ! >.< 
time for the last goodnight sleep with my babe 😟 until christmas ! 😏 
when people say they gone call you back and they don't 😔 😞 😣 😔 😒 😞 😣 <<<<<<<<<<<<< 
this break went by fast even though mine did start wednesday 😑 .. been busy everyday though👍. back to college life sunday and a team meeting 
youtube took me to the political side >.< for a good hour i was watching people bash fox news . fucking hilarious 
the fact that au said they would give me over 25,000 in scholarships > #yeahbuddy 👌 😏 
actor larry hagman , 81, reported to have die d: kevin roderick: the dallas morning news says that the longtime actor ... URL 
if i talk crap about you in a tweet , at least i have the balls to put your name . i tried saying it to your face but you ran away ! 😏 
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USERNAME so why you mad , is no reason to get mad if is not the truth ... 😏 😈 
this kid is messed up in the head . 😏 
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shoutout to the girl in just a hot pink bra . have fun getting raped tonight 😑 
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sunday is way too close ... that means back to school 😒 
this break was time for me to catch up on things i don't have time for at ris d: family , sleep , and getting shit faced every night . 
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jordan's are starting to get old its the same shit just in different colors & alittle different 👎 😒 
USERNAME it was for a long time but my collection didn't stop growing d; it has fortunately haha 
USERNAME did you just really retweet that picture of me ? 😏 
USERNAME but it doesn't work cause i suck and im not fast enough ! ! (that's what she said 😏 ) but seriously ! 
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USERNAME guess that's what i get for trying to start a conversation 😒 i'm not gonna give you any s'mores then 
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cannot wait to spend the day at the beach with my boyfrien d: ) #getaway #whatweneed 
juan takes forever in the shower lol im getting lonely 😒 😔 lol 
crabby , my sleep schedule is messed up and it sucks . feel free to text me anybody ... #bored 
this research paper <<<<<<< swimming in a tank full of sharks 😑 . #justsaying 
screaming ya name you go deeper squeeze my ass catching ya back pin me down make me scream louder 😏 #dontjudgeme .. 
was gonna go out but stayed in tonight ! (still spent money tho 😐 ) 
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fake people<<< i can't stress how much i dislike y'all mf'ers . that's why i be on my solo shit . don't call or text me . fake asses 😏 
i can't even look her in the face .. #ew 
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i guess this is good night 😒 work for 6:00 am 
please stop caressing my arm with your toe nails #gross #uncomfortable 
USERNAME but i sowwy ! ! ! ! i forgot to put it back so you didn't kno i took it 😏 
USERNAME lol i feel yuhh ,, i was arguing with myy sister about it lol >.< ughh i feel like a blondee .. 
i knoww . and watch skins and grey’s anatomy . and fight ! 😏 
da d: well let me think about this .... um no but i have eaten at blimpies ! " #shitmybrothersays 
USERNAME yes yes blobba , you melt when you see hot people ... you must melt a lot around me then huh ? 😏 🙊 
i gotta wake up early for the chiropractor tomorrow 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME that song make me wanna twerk 😏 
& finally i'm hungry .. haven't been hungry all day #ofcourse 😏 
i hate when you put a lot of milk in your cereal and then it gets all soggy like ew . #gross #dontwanttoeatthat 
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a mixture of moodiness & tiredness after a 20hr shift . 😔 😞 😩 😡 😴 😑 
i've prepared myself for tomorrow , but i'm still scared for my life . 😖 
oomf lookin' back at it in her avi 😏 👏 
cnt see tha road ... maybe cuz i'm tweeting n driving at the same time lol these bad habits go be the death of me one day 😒 
wine , cup of noodles and redbox night #bored #nothing to do (@ ralphs) [pic]: URL 
USERNAME haven't talked to my brother in a while 😑 😞 
ill never kiss a girl who eats shitterlings .... if she cool with chewing on something that smells exactly like shit she aint for me #nasty 
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give it to ya in the worst way . 😏 
why is this seriously an every night thing now .. ? 😒 
smh . . . ! ! ! ! 😒 #youwakk ! 
i mean i love being at home and all , but a girl needs to go out too ! not just be home . 😒 i do love partying ! 😌 
now i know why i've been super tired & getting random headaches all day . yay girl time . 😑 😒 
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kinda feelin the hookah bar tonight >.< anyone else ? 
then i took her to the places that her last nigga couldn't even reach 👆👆 😏 
having to pee , & not wanting to get outta bed 😒 .. #boo 
nyquil only taste good when you trying to get fucked up off of it , not when your actually sick >.< 
USERNAME i wish they hired people to pop pimples v.v 
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bingo players so unoriginal stealing flo rida's song ... 😏 
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birthday cake by USERNAME will never get old 😏 🎂 
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it's the worst when you don't like the color of your nail polish 😒 
i'm so bored but i don't feel like going to sleep 😒 
what's it about james bond and thanksgiving ? not that i'm oppose d; just curious . 
this bitch talking bout 1+1 like i don't know what it takes to make 2 >_< 
USERNAME oh no no no , you're crazy . this ass needs some time to rest , shit be getting heavy 😑 
USERNAME awh mamma dee , i'm still proud of you d: 
#ofwgkta USERNAME #bored , so i made a fucking bracelet . URL 
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USERNAME homiee i worked 9 hours straight without a break cutting and loading christmas trees today . and doing the same tomorrow 😑 
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USERNAME he only says you a dot bitch 😒 ... explains nothing 
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USERNAME to bad i'm not cool enough for it though 😒 but i see you ! haha 
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love getting to spend time with my cousins ! sucks i only get to see them once a year .. 😒 
goal for this weeken d: get myself the ipad mini 📱 
he really is . when he not being anti . 😒 😒 rt 
look like ill be learning how to drive stick tonight 😒 
hmm ... for some reason i feel as if today was a saturday , haha 😴😁 #bored 
i don't think he's going to text back ! 😒 
USERNAME i made you my actual 1,000 tweet don't worry ... that one was 99 😏 
my phone stay dry , but im not trippin , >.< 
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my house is pretty dead on a friday night #bored 
need new people to text send me your number 😏 
s/o to USERNAME for my fat lip . #looksgreat 👍 😒 
life is so boring when you ain't gotta boo 😑 
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USERNAME you can friggin say that again . like tf ? ! it's mah house . 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME is my new bestfrien d; this girl is funnyy . 😂 😂 😂 
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if you leave someone at least tell them why , because what's more painful than being abandone d; is knowing you're not worth an explanation . 
USERNAME dude you should see the fog down here , you can't even see >.< 
USERNAME we just stopped by and looked .. the other car was smashed all the way to the front seats .. 😣 😱 
why does luke call everyone dad all the time ? 😑 
that fact that i have to be at work at 8 am tomorrow ! 😒 #wtf #iwanttosleepin 
i could use a shot or two right about now 😒 
just to let you know .... i don't care if you believe me or not 😒 
4 classes on friday and an 8am . 😒 🔫 
aww man . it's 10 dx ! jk , it's 10:02 xd 
it's 10:02 and i feel like i'm going to pass out 😒 
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don't really fuck with niggas from my school like that 😒 
"USERNAME uugh spit dirty flows tonight ;) USERNAME and spotte d; ) 
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“USERNAME i know how to keep'em talkin 😏 URL so true ! 
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video games , junk foo d: check . bed ! 
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my bestfriend is getting me something i always wante d: ) 
my msgs ain't coming through ! 😒 stupid ass iphone 
this girl looked at me crazy when i pulled a rubber out o_o ! i'm like what ? she said your the first guy to ever use one d: wtf ! ! ! 
scariest thing i've ever witnessed , ever . 😖 😥 
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when people ding ding ditch you're house at 1:00 in the morning . << 😒 
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USERNAME tweet something to me ! 😑 😑 😭 😭 😭 
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she bout to trip out on me cause i didn’t mention her name 😒 
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kiana eating tuna . and then got all them eggs in it 😣 😖 uggh ! 
ppl wanna be funny && i hate comedians 😄 🔫 😒 
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he liked my insta pic ... yup he wants me 😂 😏 
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USERNAME u sound like ur having fun 😒 goodnight 😴✌ 
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USERNAME USERNAME and yeah that white bitch . 😊 😏 
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& how many times should we have scored ? i lost count .. 😒 
people when its col d: i want it to be hot 
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USERNAME no ! it can't be ! i'll find time . 😏 
crisis averte d: i’m not taking french next semester . 
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when people only talk to you when they want something 😒 
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bday starting off goo d: ). #myday #mymoment #myshine #smile 
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coughdrops it is . i don't know why . but i do know one thing , it's tropical fruit ^,^ #bored apparently . lol 
i can't believe the nerve of some people .. 😒 
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finally ..... 21 ! feels so damn goo d: ) 
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this movie , sleep , work ... my next 20 hours 😒 
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the music in my car is seriously blaring so i don't fall asleep ! 😑 
downloading iphone apps because there's nothing else to do ! ! ! #bored 
i hate when people say it's so annoying . lmfaoo >_< 
i have done so much laundry today ! i think i washed every piece of clothing i own . 👕👖 😏 
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frien d: already did ! ! 😂 😂 😂 😂 
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wondering how mad matti would be if i woke her up to hang out with me ... 😏 
i guess that's what happens when i need my friends and they're no where to be found ... 😒 
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USERNAME well i'm gonna know soon too ... 😒 😔 
fck curtanna she boring me , now when i go to sleep . 😒 
2 months and i havnt slipped . guess it wouldn't be considered slipping now since i'm single huh ? 😏 right . 
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cool , probly won't be able to sleep tonight 😒 
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girls who look like men .... eww ... #feminine #gross 
you gotta be a hoe if you walking around the casino bear foot 😐 
so thankful for my best friends USERNAME and USERNAME even though they pick on me 😏 
took all six of my earrings out . it feels like my holes are having a war . they are so infected for some reason ? 😖 
having a few pints with a good frien d: ) (@ firkin on yonge) URL 
still up -__- text me ! kik; chey . nicole_04. #bored ! 
his phone calls still have me 😏 😏 ! ! 
people really get beside themselves on the internet lol 😒 
show me a good time . awe yeah , awe yeah . 😏 
USERNAME i seem that omg lucky ! ! & i know >.< wth 
i hate not talking to my beebee for even one day , i want to tell him everything 😖 
stop signs don't exist to me after midnight in castle hills ... #baddriver 😐 
knees hurting gotta buy and start running in sweats 😑 
USERNAME you need to go to ga .. (gamblers anonymous) 😏 🎰 
USERNAME lmao i don’t wanna hear about the flight i’m #lowkey a lil jealous haha 😑 
i swear ive been knocked out since i got home from work which was like 5 :o dk how i woke up >.< 
commercials on pandora<<<<< 😒 this not t . v da fuq 
seeing with the girlfrien d; ): ); ): );) #fuckyes 
if i get 2 favorites ill do imagines about all the boys cus i'm bore d: ( 
five and a half more hours of work to go ... #longnight 😒 
did some hw and worked on some college and scholarship applications . i'm happy i stayed home tonight👌 😏 ☺ 
mann likee i reallyy don't givee af noo moree 😣 
USERNAME hey bray so like we're going to sneak out right ! ! ? 😒 😒 😒 😒 #ha 
i'd take a bullet for alotta people that i'm close to but if you lie straight to my faces you dead to me . # 😒 ✌ 
no blogs but like complex and dx , and xxl like of ... they did the impossible . 
USERNAME lmfao ! yeah mine were done in just over a month d: 
oh no . i survived working #blackfriday2012 shit 😣 🎉 
damn to think i gotta go back to frostburg today .. 😑 
miss dat 👌"USERNAME for the first like 3 months living with USERNAME i slept in her bed even though i had my own room . 😏 💖🙏🎈” 
if it wasn't for wood side i wouldn't of met #oomf 😏 
the only way i'm gonna finish all this homework is if i lock myself in my room for the rest of the weekend 😣 #nothappening 
we crayy crayy ! #beaties #hateonit #backyardfun #trampoline #duckface #glasses @ chillen like a villan 😏 URL 
USERNAME thanks for reminding me of how single i am . #teamsingle >_< 
i don't know why i have so much against lipstick . any girl looks better without it . #hateit #dontknowwhy 
okay , where's my water , i'm not wanting to walk down stairs an get a new one 😒 
USERNAME it would be an moment if i had one 😒 lol 
damn ! it looks like we still have a modern jim jones ! ! #disgusting #2020banished 
USERNAME me either and all the good leftovers are gone 😐 
i seriously love hanging out with my dad's friends >.< #laughingtillyourstomachhurts 
i'm started to get annoyed from these social networks 😒 😔 
whenever someone #subbtweets someone i always wounder if its about me . #thestruggle 😐 
i just got home and i have to go back to that hellhole in 8 hours 😒 
i like snow , but i hate afterwards when its slushy & muddy & i gotta walk in it ... #ew #imatripp 
the undercut is making a comeback . prepare yourselves . 😏 
work at 6am and i can't fall asleep d: 😩 
girl you talk too much . shut up ! 😼 
at least i fell asleep happy the last two nights 😊 #followuptweet #thankyou 😏 
USERNAME lmao bit done killed my vibe 😒 ☝*kendrick lamar voice* 
now i can't sleep great and i have muster at 0400 😐 🔫 
USERNAME wala ako problema , ikaw ang meron ... >.< 
gotta be up at 8 for the play off game tmrw 😒 
fcking kidding me ? knew it was too good to be true . good thing i didn't fcks wit it . would've looked hella stupid . 😒 
USERNAME eeww these fuckers at waffle house #grandpappy #gross #stopstaring #wheresyourteeth 
nxaaw USERNAME thank-you bu d: -) ... miss u ... #justabit ... lol 
USERNAME shure thang 😏 & like at 4 lol we was just driving around then we stopped by my house & macced lol 
bress 😋 rt USERNAME & i don't give a shit . 😒 URL 
getting so upset you end up making yourself sick <<<< #ugh #hateit 😔 
i hate painting my nails . their always chipped by the 3rd day 😒 
i'm glad no one hits me up anymore to go to parties 😒 
i have a fucking bruise on my damn thigh ! ! 😣 😖 😫 
i don't give a motha fucking fuck . about no one . 😼 
two applications down , six more to go . err >.< 
reading & in the middle of my sentence .... my kindle turns off 😵 😵 😐 😑 
USERNAME lmfao . shutup ! that's not nice to say . 😑 i did , but no reply . 
USERNAME na neva ; so ishuld be receiving some type of text from uu 😒 
USERNAME thought you stopped drinking 😒 you still hiding liquor under the mattress ? huh tatiana ? huh ? are you ? 
be with someone who knows exactly what they have , not someone who will realize it when they've lost you . #nuffsaid #word ! ! 😑 
my feet feel like an 18 wheeler ran over them 👣🚛💨 😑 💀 
oan : i really wanted some sonic i can't believe they were closed 😒 
jus made some hot mthfkn ass coffee . hope it soothes my throat 😣 
baby , all i want for christmas is youu 😏 
i seriously thought i was going to bed like an hour ago .... maybe you won't win 😏 
aww i remember when we left cookies for santa… my parents are liars 😑 😧 😒 ain’t no santa… eating my cookies i decorated 😠 
USERNAME USERNAME lol shut up abraham ! ! ! dx 
bittersweet about coming back tomorrow . don't wanna leave my family but am excited to see my friends and boyfriend . 😏 
USERNAME ; 😬 only 2 more day , i think you can deal 😏 
i just love it when my hair smells like smoke .... not . #ew 
i need sleep but i can't stop reading ... dang twist endings #havetofinishit 😣 😨 😱 😲 
USERNAME i've been stuck at 18,700 for a week d: 
5 kids and i gotta pay child support for all them fuckers . 😑 #cantgetaway 
“USERNAME how is there no bud in manhattan ? 😣 " lmao make a trip to the hood . 
n0tice d: miami's walls tell the story of art - austin american-statesman URL URL #streetart 
you don't know about me , but i'll bet you want too 😏 
why can i not sleep ? i should probably get up and start doing these ap gov notes that i haven't started 😒 
& he could definitely get it ! 💯💯💯👍 😏 😏 a 
beyond annoyed with how sick i feel right now .. 😒 😷 
blake lively is such a slutt in savages lol . that go livaa 😏 😂 
it's annoying seeing it all over my twitter , instagram and facebook 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME haha she's the one you retweeted the other day that i subtweeted you about 😏 
you're a little too much for me sometimes ... 😑 
tried being normal tonight , instead of being a cowboy 😒 
shoes from uk ? yup . gotta get myself another pair of ... nvm ... 😏 
USERNAME why would i show you my credit score ? #weirdo 😒 
USERNAME alright , you better be hooking me up ! 😏 
USERNAME i know meither did i . i watched it to see if i could spot myself out #boring ! !lolol -.-t 
but why do niggas wear headphones in the club 🎧 😐 
USERNAME same . if you find a ride home tonight tell me ! i had one but i didn't take it 😣 
waiting is the name of this game .. 😏 👍 lol URL 
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lay moved the modem back to his room even though he's barely home . i need it more than he does . 😒 👊 
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i wish i can say but fuck no i can't 😖 USERNAME 
nae must wanna get beat up she neva text mee back >.<  ! ! ! 
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damn i wanna stay up & watch this all night 😣 
for those who know me know that i've been hit physically by a guy and well i saw his dumbass today 😒 
"USERNAME up by myself 😏 👌 URL my sister so pretty ! 
aww u of a fans . where are you going ? ? ? 😏 smh no dedication . kristindloo @ arizona stadium URL 
if you have so many friends then maybe your friend-picking skills are poor . not everybody is your frien d; 
its so col d; that me & my bestfriend could see our breath . (: 
i may not be the skinniest girl , but chicks that got a gut hanging over their pants , lookin like theyre still pregnant ........ >.< go homee ! 
i guess i don't get a text back for the rest of the night 😒 
he introduced me to real now i hate lames 😒 
i wana do hoorat things con mi amigos . 😞 😒 
u worsum if u call 3 times in a row 😒 
damn . i wasted my 700th tweet retweeting USERNAME 's tweet about nutella 😒 😑 👍 
not tired at all , doesn't feel like 2 😒 
my mom would wear crocs when she picked me up from work 😠 😒 
i wish i had something or somebody to keep me company right now >.< 
thanksgiving break has went by too fast ! :( #notcool 👊 😔 😣 
time to go back work ... hope i don't fall asleep on the job tonight 😒 
yeeaa , i think i'll stop with all that 😒 
USERNAME i'm so bored right now why can't i be in fully so we can be together 😒 
USERNAME no shame ? your talking to me you know 😏 😂 haha but for real go lighter & a baby trim . i love you (: 
can't sleep . which is weird cause i'm usually out once my head hits the pillow . what's wrong with me 😒 
i have a headache so i'm going to bed 💤 😑 
my phone is about to get thrown at something ! iphones are really slacking right now 😑 😠 👎👀 
i have a good feeling i won't be able to sleep . 😒 
fw d: i never talk about sex . i don't believe in talking about sex . 
USERNAME what a completely normal name , he won't get made fun of or anything ... ever . 😒 
😒 wait ✋ why y'all nosey asses care so much when ion give a fuck about y'all lame asses 
not in the party mode .. sitting in the car tweeting ... this is what my night has come to . #bored #hungry 
super disappointed in myself for not seeing the last twilight yet ... 😑 
someone should hook it up with an old reading log . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME woww . you would do that .. 😒 
i hate the word pedagogy . everything about it . #yuck 
USERNAME i know it just now showed me ! d: 
USERNAME some bitch cuss isaid all uu hadda do wuss ask 😒 called me a creep ; ready to pluck her out 
USERNAME right ... well are team will win anyways 😏 
i wish after a bad day i could call my dad and just talk to him , but he wouldn't want to talk to me anyways . 😒 
yall aint neva got two things that match cigarello no weed , blunt no lighter damnn ! ! ! ! 😖 😖 😖 😡 😡 😡 
who wouldn't miss such an unique person like me ? 😏 
USERNAME gah , that's what i get for makin fun of USERNAME for mentioning herself 😒 
1ooth tweet goes out to me , cause without me this would have never happene d: p 
talking about some i want a real relationship .. go do your homework or something . 😒 
USERNAME 😷 😂 😂 what about this one 🌵 😏 or this one 💄, 🍌,🌽, 🚀 
so i'm on the phone with you and i ask and so i ask you another question and you're knocked out asleep ? ! 😒 
getting a text from someone saying <<<< 😖 😁 #scaryaf #slenderman 
i hate when people ask me what im thinking about .. tf kinda question is that ? 😒 
#palmsprings #trip #bored #fancy #hat cause #legit @ downtown palm springs street festival URL 
i hate how i'm mad one moment and then the next she's mad so i can't be mad anymore because she starts ignoring me . 😒 
well , if anything , maybe the boy learned a valuable lesson . 😏 
when you feel like someone's hitting your head with a hammer <<<<< 😣 
i couldn't say thank you to the ladies helping me at the stores & i couldn't cause my voice was gone & i felt bad ! >.< 
USERNAME hey . hey austin ! go to bed 😑 
i got in bed at 12 to go to sleep ... 😒 i've literally just been laying here for 2 hours . #wtf 
dassit i'm gonna record me singing to my boyfriend ! 😏 watch out 
lol i don't need to be thirsty .. lil ang got it like daat . 😏 
capture the flag sounds fun to me .. anyone else ? 😏 
wow seriously ? makes me wonder about some things ... 😒 
her hand though ? 😒 😂 👋 USERNAME USERNAME URL 
why is it that , the most basic bitches , are the ones calling somebody else basic ? ! #getyolife ! 😒 
friends: knock on your door . best frien d: walks into your house and starts eating . USERNAME 
kinda sad but i already wanna be back in la verne ! 😒 
ayy no te me enojes mijo . lol >.< USERNAME URL 
i don't think i've ever been this excited for my birthday 🎈 😏 #dec7th 
can the noises from my stomach get any louder 😒 
i can't sleep 😑 maybe i need some friends or some . 
not all of em rt USERNAME boys are confusing >_< 
idk why i follow you if you annoy me 😒 
i mean if that's my boyfriend that your texting .... we're gonna have some issues . 😒 
i keep calling your name , i want to hang up but don't want to seem rude . did it once & you weren't sleeping , you were just thinking 😣 
my brother always wants to smoke with me .. 😒 
USERNAME is such an infulence damn it 😑 i was actually lookin at the apple cup stats #sorrynotsorry #fml #loveherdoe 
i swear i always get sick right after thanksgiving 😒 #thirdyearinarow #mythroathurtss 
USERNAME aww , gosh my bestfriend is a jerk ! >.< 
USERNAME i think you do too ! hahaha i nice big one ! 💍💍💍 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME please try again you have a big day of being pretty tomorrow 😏 😏 
day after being thankfull and people out running ovet each other being selfish . smdh 😏 
USERNAME do i come out in ur newsfee d: o ! ! ! 
dealing wit a bitch but da pay iz gu d; p #tricks 
USERNAME every time i tag USERNAME on instagram it does that on twitter 😒 #wtf #likewhy 
i hate when my phone decides to die during a really good conversation 😒 
USERNAME why ? why can't you tell me right now ? d: when will you tell me ? how long am i gonna have to wait to find out ? 
nah but keep it 100. who caught the bop ? we won't look at you no differently 😏 😏 😏 lmao 
don't mind the blood on the groun d; wasn't shed for you #liveit 
woke up & watch me stay up 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME good ! ! ! i was worrie d: ) 
it does feel good to be out of the shower . my hair feels and smells nice . 😏 
ok going to bed ! even tho it's only 12 ! 😒 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 you thought that was cute 😾 😾 
USERNAME USERNAME no , kristen stewart is the worst . #yuck 
USERNAME is gonna make me have nightmares tonight 😫 😣 😖 
USERNAME for serious . 😒 every time i come home i take advantage of the washer and dryer . haha #free 
USERNAME hell yeah , there are disgusting now 😒 lol 
people be wasting my time like i don't have other things i could be doing ! 😑 
and its beam has hit me har d; now i'm wide awake . 
USERNAME it's in a good way ! i'm tryna figure out what he says about me ! ya know ? 😏 
really had to bleach my hair twice 😒 tired af 
that awkward moment when you see your whole family at the bar and you didn't know they were there 😒 😒 😒 smh 
need someone to talk too , not going to sleep anytime soon 👎 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME y'all are some turds .. cant a brother catch a break these days ? ? 😑 #fatthumbs #nometh 
d: its just soo freaking addicting .. but yeah im stopping . 
USERNAME um hmm that's right , it just comes naturally i guess 😏 
super dooper mega overweight ! ! ! ! ! 😣 
USERNAME me too man totally doin it again waho 😏 😆 😎 
USERNAME your tweet favorite woke me up ... thanks 😖 
USERNAME none at all ! i mean if you think like krystal ... then you got it all figured out ! ☝ 😏 
USERNAME damn .. 😣 did you spin the rack thing all the way around raeda ? 
i didn't just leave my grandma for the last time because the southbound drive on i5 (from sea to p dx ) is a return pathway to the stars . 
my dad said if i can find a reasonable house soon he'll ohh that won't be a problem 😏 🏡 
people need to get some dx xk and chill sometimes ! ! 
i was so fucked up . and gabbie doesn't let me forget about any of it 😑 i guess that's what bff's are for 😂 
oh you know , blue , orange , green legit shit girl 😏 
USERNAME i love you but you're trippin , i'm so tired 😒 
USERNAME better be in bed if not imma come smack him like he does dave 😏 
my brother is sleeping with me tonight >.< he kicks to much tho -________-t 
she dont miss me . . she miss the d 😏 😏 
i hate that my two best friends are in two different states ! 😣 ... i need friends . lol any takers #loser hahah 😊 
the boyfriend isn't feeling to good so he fell asleep early tonight .👎 #boo 😔 now i'm #bored lol 
get ready for a life time of being badass mother fuckers 😏 
USERNAME sorry i hadnt seen it dx and yea i come here almost every month my dads girl lives here -.- 
USERNAME that's mean lmao , but true d: did you date her ? 
i take that shutup back . lowkey afraid of oomf . 😣 
i wish my friend justin had twitter ! ! ! #eww USERNAME URL 
USERNAME and me and marty didnt even see you and isaac today or yesterday d: wtf man . tomorrow we all are going bowling ! ! 
this whole sleeping on the floor for the past 4 days thing really isn't working out for me ... 😒 
god please give me the patience and strength i need ! i know you won't give me anything i can't handle ! but i need help ! 💔 😐 😵 😩 😔 
USERNAME haha same here like at 5 i'll sleep d: 
USERNAME no you dont ! sing to me on mi birthday ! d: haha . 
hungry but the kitchen is a long , dark walk down the stairs and i'm sure we don't have any food anyway . 😒 
USERNAME okay someone over see getting smart with me but imma let you have that one ! 😒 
so as you can tell i'm back in reception the one person who i absolutely did not want to hear from got ahold of me 😑 
the same person who told you that you're cool 😏 
i saw a pretty good show today , it would have been even more amazing if it was me singing tho d; 
USERNAME d: no ahorita no pero en rato sip . 
smh tough loss . i'm proud of dave though 😏 #seasonisprettymuchover #ihateasu lol @ arizona stadium URL 
damn #oomf cute af ..... text me ? ! ? 😬 😏 
just got in && i gotta be up in three hours to drive back to mobile . then i gotta to work soon i get there 😔 😒 
USERNAME we don't have newspapers ... ! ! sheeshh #rude 
still hasnt picked me up , and freezing out here . ! 😖 😁 
“USERNAME it's funny how we used to be bestfriends and ... one day we drifted apart ! 😒 
you wanted convienience and thats what u get but just admit to yourself that u settled for less #drunkrap #solocareer #starquality #gross 
yupp its official .... i'm gonna go follow 1000 people .... voice inside my hea d: mama always said not to talk to strangers . me: maybe later .. 
USERNAME pinnacle 100 proof . just say no . 😖 
who tf are you twerking ? ! t 😒 😠 😡 
i will be texting USERNAME until my phone decides to die >.< 
omg the ending of 13 going on 30 always makes me cry d; 
USERNAME well it's still friday night in california ... 😏 
i'm going to bed v.v i need to feel better by tomorrow so i can go to little daisy's birthday party . 
it's impossible to sleep when you have a cold 😣 😡 
USERNAME lmao of course (: try to get your license before the dells or have ricky take us this year 😏 
but i reacted late and took the snap shot late .. 😐 
USERNAME what ! ? how do i owe you ! ? 😑 
i miss USERNAME 😔 i need my back rubbed , punched , flipped , and flopped and he's not here . 😣 
i never understood making friends to only fall out with them in the end 😑 
USERNAME lmfao 😂 we are literally like so cheesy . but my sleeping schedule is all fucked wit since black friday 😑 🔫 URL 
my voice is totally gone ! :/ my throat is killing me ! damn cheering tonight made me even more sick 😣 
tryna make some cereal but .... some how i can't find a spoon >.< 
nobody told me lightskin niggas wasn't in style anymore .. 😐 
how many police are there in inksterr ? the other day this one police told me they only have 2 then a 3rd showed up .... 😒 
i read like 70 pages tonight .. #toobored 😩📖📚 😐 
omg my cat kicked my retainer in the toilet .. #ew #gross #retainercleanerpronto #alcohol #hydrogenproxide 
favoritism ain't my thing but ill be glad to make an exception 😏 
i hate when i accidentally open an imessage and have to reply to it 😒 
hey sumit , shut yo face for right now yeah ? 😏 
i wouldn't know d: & yeah , i would but he would be mad . maybe another time . USERNAME 
don't ever break up with me , and then expect me to call you on the phone like you're my friend .. 😒 
USERNAME umm ok 😩🔫 😔 🔫 😞 🔫 😒 🔫👋👋🔫 
can abby just sleep next to topher tonight ? 😒 
i've always wanted to go streaking on new year's eve 😏 
lol well that's true . #teamvirgo have the dirtiest minds . 😏 
girls these days are snakey , that's why i got a woman 😏 
gaahh quit talking . i hate listening to boring stories 💥 😑 🔫 
in this bed . trying unsuccessfully to fall asleep . 😴😴 😣 😔 
to all the mahomes that think they dont have a chance at him noticing you #dontgiveup because i never di d: ) 
USERNAME i dont wanna say it d: but then again i doo o.o 
came home excited to see my little brothers , then walked into my room & noticed my 32" tv was gone , & was moved to their room 😒 
is it a full moon ? guys are thirsty as fuck tonight #thirstyass 's #dog #gross 
i just asked sumn i didn't want the answer to now im just waiting on a response . 😒 😔 
USERNAME let's go to my house ... right meow 😼 
USERNAME i'd love to know the answer to that 😏 
USERNAME i mean obviously 😏 i just woke up out of nowhere & now i can't go back to sleep soo i decided im gonna favorite all your stuff👌 😂 😂 😂 😳 
when i first met her the other morning i complemented her smile all cutee ^.^ then my little sister was being an annoying bioutch ! ! >.< 
my biggest downfall is that i'm indecisive . you would think people would appreciate that i don't have an opinion . but they never do . 😒 lol 
-so i'm in the living room n we watching katt williams .. but uhh looks like my sister gettn a lil freaky wit her husband .. i'll leave 😒 
fuck it . my boobs have been hitting for like 3 days now . i'm going to sleep . hopefully they stop by tomorrow . 😑 😒 😤 
fuck i'm tired of this bitch here , all the time d: 
no female wants a ; lame , uneducated , weak-minded , childish , lying , cheating , disrespectful ass nigga . 😑 
wow ... my night just keeps getting better ! 😏 
i think my grandmother turned the air on instead of the heat . weell 😒 😖 
just snap chatted dwight to 36 people 👌👍 😏 #gigglingalone 
wake me up when all the hoes tweeting 😏 😂 😂 
USERNAME easy son you makin me blush over here 😏 
USERNAME i'm going to be the first person to say happy birthday because i'm just that nice . 😏 
gotta drink all this before my c . t scan . #yuck URL 
leading to other stuff but that's for if we ever get alone 😏 
i don't wanna be around anybody else but you 😣 
USERNAME aww come cuddle with me this weekn d: )) i miss youu , we need to catch up . 
USERNAME haha what up krey saw you out there today you did goo d: ) but soory about the loss 
scott always rt's me . he wants the p 😏 URL 
USERNAME uughh , well sshh .. ion know how we gone talk then , cause my sis at the er , im home alone >.< 
im at at iguana's ... why ? i dont fuckin know 😒 
then i slapped my little sister in her face in front of her and i laughed cause she was embarrassing me the whole time >.< 
my aunt just asked if i was studying . ya studying my twitter 😏 
one minute i'm cold and one minute i'm hot 😒 
got to fatima’s house and she was already sleeping 😒 lol 
USERNAME you show me your pretty face and ill show u my hs diploma , my bachelors degree and whatever else lol #imwaiting 😌 😒 
😏 👐 rt USERNAME tomorrow night shall be awesome . night 🙋 
you think you know but honey you have noo clue 😏 
USERNAME hahahahaha ! i will . when a girl gives me reasons to get her . it's hard to trust when you've been through a lot . 😒 
omg .... this nigga though 😒 👊 #babeslowman USERNAME URL 
USERNAME it's so pretty ! ☺ i want to go to one on a different continent ! but they have huge anacondas . 😖 
USERNAME my dad did the same thing , i'm here with 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
oh 😒 people still beef over niggas & bitches ? y'all needa grow up , it ain't nothing but a big circle ! 
i love listening to your bull shit excuses . 😒 
ughh , but for me to have to get in the bed with this girl now ! she stay wantin to prop her leg on me ! 😒 
so syncing drunk sycngm dx k adhd i don't know what am intriguing thanks to autocorrect USERNAME 
i wonder about some people sometimes -_- 😏 😏 😏 😏 
can't sleep ... irritated , tired and my ear still hurts . 😒 
"USERNAME white girls 😒 don't look if you get grossed out easy 😷 URL black females dont like that shit . 
#thathorriblemoment when your heated blanket isn't warm yet 😭 😭 😖 
this bitch . than she needs help getting down USERNAME 😒 URL 
chilling , watching half bake d; onna phone . youu USERNAME 
localmin d: can you recommend food around here ? answer: URL 
now you know you need to talk i'm always here don't play dumb 😒 
everybody that doesn't know me very well always says i look mean af' til u know me lol , then u can't take me serious ever . #rude . 
in my defense it was a cup of noodle , who gets satisfied with that ! lol >_< 
localmin d: how's the food ? worth checking out at portland pie company ? URL 
k bush i miss talking to you d:< we needa talk more or something asap ! ! xoxo 
juust got back , can't wait to wake up at 630 to cheer the rutgers game ! ! ......... 😑 
i just feel like crying too much on my mind 😖 
USERNAME me to , one of the biggest shit talkers you'll ever meet 😏 
i have no idea what made me more shocke d: the video i just watched that made me think rondo is the best pg , or royce white finally rt me .... 
my mommy is sicky 😣 😞 some stomach flue thing is coming around ! 
USERNAME it's horrible .. but when i'm angry i turn to twitter ! but then people get offended 😣 
“USERNAME i don't like when people stare at me . 😒 
USERNAME yeah i'm the same ! i sound like a frog when i talk . 😒 #soundlikechewbacca 
right like i thought .. not about that life .. 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME sorry my margarita wasnt good and fucked my stomach up 😒 🔫 lol i only ate ham . and rice 
USERNAME for real tho ! you don't text me bro 😑 
i definitely squeezed too much shit to do in one day . 😐 
USERNAME okay cuz i still gotta go home and my phone is hour to die too >.< 
honesty i wouldn't date a chick , bitches be asking for too much 😒 i don't got time for all that when i'm worried about my needs . 
my grannie just made me take some nyquil cuz i was coughin 😒 😒 😒 😒 😑 😣 the liquid kind ughgg 
USERNAME i was sick till 4p the next day 😣 #embarrassed 
i cant sleep . . . 😔 😞 😣 😩 
oh wait , she's watching a movie on her phone . awk 😒 
i be like this👉 😒 when folks put in front of they name , how you ain't but one of yo unpopular ass 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ✌ 😑 i can't wait for da jersey boys 
omg omg omg . that moment when the bottom of your foot itches and you can't get to it through your shoe ! ! ! omg . 😖 
if i say i don't i don't damn 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME can i kick people in the face then ? 👟 😒 
USERNAME i am totally calm when i am mad >.< when iam mad i get red , like tomatoe red . 
i can assure you , god doesn't give a fuck what you retweet 😒 
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damn , a corona sounds bomb right now . 😏 
fuck i hate when everyone is off twitter and i actually wanna tweet for once ... 😑 💥🔫 
actually so content with being home . i'm always happy at home . it's a sign 😳 😏 
direct tv isn't even showing the civil war game . 😒 
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USERNAME mann ! i'm real upset now ! 😒 technology continues to let me down . 😔 
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wishing #oomf didn't go to bed already ! #longridehome #bored . 
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USERNAME 😣 my bad ! i'll be more clear next time 👍 
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so this girl said smitt i always thought it was smtt ...... i could b wrong tho i'm just saying ...... 😒 
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i hear the liquor talking now ... guess ill take one to the head and watch street fighter #bored 
see now everyone is talking on the phone .... 😒 
a girl just blamed me & my ex for her failed relationship . my ex & i broke up like 3 years ago & i am now married . what the fuck ? 😒 
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i went to sleep less than an hour ago and i'm already back up ! 😒 
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i just got like got 14 messages that were sent about 5 hours ago 😒 
oh yeah it defiantly is not april again . 😒 
USERNAME ugh i wish i could have an elephant in my backyar d: / it would be my whip 
america copies all of uk hit shows for teens and puts them on mtv 😒 
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-if #oomf would txt back faster .... then he's apart of imessage gang ... 😒 
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it would be soo cool if i could mute my bf while he's playing his games 😏 #loudassnigga 
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thinking about that special someone . and can't get him out of my head ! ! ! 😣 
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these girls on twitter saying .. girrl stop flexinn . 😒 
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USERNAME be just what they needed to strive . idk just a thought 😐 
USERNAME <---- somebody get this naked hoe out my mentions 😒 
me bore d: no one texts me and everyone's busy . 
sometimes , i just want to actually go on a real date . shit . 😒 
riding with boyz locked & loaded #whowanit 😏 🔫 #itsfuckinon 
plyin black ops , eatin , on the phone & txtin 😏 while the windows are down & i'm in jim shorts & me nyc giants sweater >>> perfect ☺ 👌 
don't tell me you didn't get my message when my iphone says rea d: with the time & it showed you replying but you erased it #lyingass 
i really want a milkshake right now , like bad 😐 
at times i'm just like whatever , fuck it i dont give a fuck . right now is one of those times 😒 
it irritates me when people who do not know how to correctly use their words ! #annoying #gobacktoschool 😒 
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USERNAME lol that's what i'm saying but she tryna be slick 😏 
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i just thought about how tuesday is the beginning of the winter trimester which means new incoming students ! 😏 please be cute ! 🙏🙏🙏 
going to hit up the clubs with USERNAME when she gets back . 👍 😏 
USERNAME tennis suits , swagged out and ready to rock your worl d; ) #rawr 
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USERNAME USERNAME yall stop tlking about me rite now ! 😣 
getting up at 6 :3 0am tomorrow to help dad move stuff ! 💪 puttin those guns to work ! 😼 
in one of my rooms of my house its gone be nun but USERNAME & USERNAME stuff💭 😏 
healthy lifestyle has new found energy . i haven't felt this productive since i was a chil d; ) 
why is this girl in my mentions ? 😂 😂 😏 😏 
i really don't wanna go to sleep but there is nothing to do 😑 
i can't see your emojis >.< lls but truuee ! <<< 
smokin' out , pourin' up puttin dick up in your slut 😏 
stupid windows 8 can't play my dvd so had to download a dvd player from the website ugh 😒 😁 
i'm soo sleepy right now . one more hour then i can drive 40 mins home . yay ? 😒 😣 
just when i was getting happy again USERNAME has to remind me of how sad i am 😖 
wish my mom could stay up all late with me ! #bored 
USERNAME USERNAME we already have 😏 #nbd “USERNAME i want to URL 
USERNAME he hasn't replied in like three hours but its koo i got this . 😞 😒 
there are 3 things i will never tolerate being calle d: a whore , a liar & most importantly , a bad friend . #pissy #overtired #fuckthis 
USERNAME USERNAME but that's a cute one >.< and i don't see you guys putting up the ones you took 
barely getting home from work . i busted my ass off today & i closed ! d: 
petrilla said she would give me 5 dollars if i attempt to talk to #oomf -__- i wish i could just get i 5 dollars anyways >.< 
girls that change their profile picture everyday to get more likes on them lmao >.< 
USERNAME that one's cool to (: but the iphone is all i ever wanted >.< lol eventually they'll go outa style and then l'll get one :d 
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niggas is fucked up , faded , gone , drunk ... and the night ain't over yet 😏 
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i hate when people try to tell me what to do . that's the fastest way for me to talk stupid to you . idk who it is . 😑 😠 
where the heck did all this fog come from ! 😥 😖 
USERNAME haha ohh yeah ! i look ratchet in this one ! >.< 
i'm going to bed but i better wake up with a hella lot of snapchats or i'll be pisse d: ryanjamesmadden 
i refusee to cryy at the moment . even if i gotta act like my eyes glues closed to hold the tears in . 😑 😑 😑 
when i was little my mom kept my hair so short that i got mistaken for a boy once 😑 😭 
i hate having to try and make conversation 😒 #luckyyourecute 
run and tell . i dare you . 🏃💨🔫 😏 
pride is what guys feel . love is for the ladies >.< 
i hate showing my girly side . i used to be so good at hiding it . i suck now . lol . #damn 😒 
i freakn hate the smell of cigarettes 😒 😁 😠 🚬 
i wanna go to sleep butt edilin gone curse me out >.< 
some drunk dude asked me what i was selling since i'm sitting on a curb . do i look like a drug dealer ? ! insult or compliment ? idk . 😑 😯 😧 
okay that's cool just hang up haha 😒 don't call me back ! ha bye ✌👌 
my phone is still sticky from the drinks i spilled on it at the bar a few days ago 😳 #notokay #ew 
im a lil disturbed about that i didn't recognize what my grandmother was texting me . clearly i'm not up to par with my txt lingo .. 😒 
hey don't be loud when you get in my house bet ? ? USERNAME falls down stairs ... 😑 
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so mad at USERNAME for waking me up and then going to sleep and leaving me wide awake . #rude #insomnia 
i care for still being up . . i just got woken up 😒 
text come .. looks at persons name ... 😒 anyways twitter ! ! ! 
USERNAME see dea you go giving me orders lls do you not know who you talking to ? 😮 😑 😯 
whose gana buy me a lizard ? .. 😏 USERNAME 
but my cousin better hook it up with some pacsun discounts . 😏 
at least i get to see my baby sing at the end tho ! 😏 
2013 goal is already decide d: run 520 miles . excited about this ! #running #run520in2013 
USERNAME and stephanie takin pictures on my ipod 😑 URL 
como cambian las cosas de una rato para otro tan rápido .. 😑 
if this nigga dnt stop farting -_- or atleast turn him ass away from me 😒 😒 😒 
she know it's game time when i do it like that 😏 
USERNAME when did you text me ... ? #rude #bully 
USERNAME if only i could help wit that but we'll never know 😏 
USERNAME just said keri just busted balls . 😂 😂 😏 USERNAME USERNAME 
bummed not gonna be home until like 130 and i keep wanting to puke . 😔 😣 wish i had friends in san diego 
once my mom and sister leave tomorrow i need to crank out this paper due monday 😒 
USERNAME i just wanna let you know that i think you suck right now ..... 😒 after all we've been through ... you forgot who i am ! hahaha 
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but hol up .. i want some head . that's it . 😐 
USERNAME . i actually started a jar to save up for a phone , but i always took money out of it >.< lol ! 
giving road head is tricky ... the console being in the way and shit . #rude 
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if anyone is still awake please snapchat and/or vox me #bored 
USERNAME right ! what am i saying you can get it 😏 👌 
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too lazy to put the sheets on the mattress ... 😣 
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the past cannot be changed , forgotten , edited , or erase d; it can only be accepted .. good night✌ 
USERNAME we have homework ! ? i wasn't there on friday ! d: 
looks like i'm gonna be up till 4 in the morning again cause i can't fall asleep 😒 
gotta get up in a couple hours to catch the am train back to mac city 😒 
did u just really compared me w a car ! ! ! ? ? ? wtf . 😐 😐 😐 😐 
damit perry ! ! let me sleep ! ! ! >.< 
wante d: an ambulance , any ambulance to cover this call . thanks . 
i'm feelin some kind of way . hmm . 😐 
shit ........ its the weekend , no bueno ! that means school is ... is ........ is near ! dx 
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i love killing USERNAME confidence ! ! ! ! #rude #ugh 
i swear all he cares about is sex . like yeah , i care about that too , but that's not all i want . i just don't understand him . 😠 😞 😒 
lmao i stay falling asleep on skype everytime i talk to mayra . 😒 😂 
oop ! who you freaking ? 😏 rt USERNAME it's so windy out . smh . 
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have to wake up at night and we're up playing poker 😐 
going to bed not in the mood nighty night . 😖 😔 😣 😢 💔 💔 👊🔥 
i also have 4 poles around my bed ... which aren't there for just decoration ! 😏 
damn all board i wish i had someone to talk to 😒 😑 
i wish i had some type of android , so i wouldn't have to hear the sound of the annoying keyboard <<<<< 👎✋ 😑 😒 
the first hit of rolled cigarettes << wait .. rolled cigarettes in general ... #nasty 
party: drink . gets shut down: drink . relocate: drink . get arreste d: drink . 
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USERNAME lmao omg it's you again ? ! please take your ugly ass to sleep .. you're interrupting my convo with my booskie 😒 
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USERNAME i know she like says hi to me but in a fake ass way . i will i'm not gonna be mr nice guy anymore 😒 
im not finna continue to run after no body thats gone keep doin as he please moo d: idgaf 
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got three pimples on my face ... 😒 #thestriveforpurity . ! 
big in my own bed > being in claflin's bed 😑 😑 😑 😑 
niggas be like you text your girl goodnight beautiful .... but i see you texted ten other girls that too . 😏 
it's beyond me right now , on why i'm still awake . 😒 
there's a glitch in zombies ! ! yee . ! ! 😏 👌 
that's life though lol i'm just doing me now 😏 
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USERNAME i know ! it would've been ! ! but dad said no .. 😩 😖 
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USERNAME then i'm the first person to say it through twitter . 😏 
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all i need in this life of sin , is me and my girlfriend 😏 
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did i just say it's all good in the hood 😑 😑 😳 😂 
the only people on my tl is the people i go to school with 😒 😋 lol 
2nd time to brandy melville with USERNAME great day until we tried to go for the 3rd time & they had already closed the doors 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME shut up i hate you 😒 
that awkward moment when slenderman favorites your tweet about him .... 😖 😁 #toofar #slenderman #stillscary 
USERNAME USERNAME yes i hang out with stephanie (: she the only one who got to know me >.< so she the only one i talk to ;b ha 
i swear i have the worst wifi network in the world . i gotta make some changes next week 😒 
why is it that every white girl in ohio i seen has an ass 😑 ? 
something's gotta hold of me ! !. i need and gots to break free ! !. 😒 😒 
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i had a great night with my best friend . so glad to be reunite d: ) ! #neveragainuntilengland USERNAME 
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i kept saying cinegram , and it's cinemagram 😒 😒 
why do i have the urge to tweet irrelevant people ? silly me 😏 
i'm hungry . but if i move USERNAME will wake up . and probably hit me . 😑 
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work in a few hours and still out bullshitting with everyone👏 😏 
USERNAME that was you and kian in that snapchat right ? 😏 
i no longer know what to do . 😔 😒 
twitter weak as fuck right now ! ! ! ! < 😑 😒 
the main reason i want to be out this cast is to learn how to dance 😏 👌 
you can have whoever you like , but ya just can't have me . 😏 
parents say but when i go out and get home at 11 :3 0 i get chewed out 😒 😒 😒 
my bff thinks i hate her kisses , truth is hers are my fav 😏 
USERNAME fuck i'm dx ebating if i want to walk all the way over there lol aha but ill be there by 12 or 1 
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USERNAME ugh , it gets so tiring hearing him rant about every little thing . >.< #deadbeatdaddyprobz 
i seriously need too go too sleep ! or atleast buy a monster tomorrow >.< 
USERNAME 😒 idgaf i'm telling ya ! ! n ya gonna fkn read it ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME yea there's like no one here ha it's kinda lame >.< 
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what to do at 2 in the morning ? ? #bored 
that was the slowest longest day at work ever ! ! ! 😒 
i guess i need to cuss more , cause i'm to fckn proper . 😒 
whose still up ? ? ? ? .... 😒 i am 😡 
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i know az is live right now ! im missing out 😖 
omg that blonde hair dude better not cheat on his girl again 😒 
lmao ! .. you have the l word ... si d: leprosy ! ! .. lmfao ! .. 
that did make me mad but i ain't sweatin these niggas just cut em off && keep it pushing ! ! ! ! ! ! 👌✌ 😏 
i remember when facebook was cool .... then i turned 14 😒 
USERNAME is a swaggerhound , he takes everyone's swag and hounds it 😆 😏 
tyler mall is cool just a lot of pervs 😒 
just don't push my buttons , i'm not a remote control ! >.< 
quote of the night , courtesy of a frien d: 
i seriously need do something w/ my life though 😒 
she wants her #proteinstyleburger . 🍔🍴 she wants a knife & fork ..... 😒 llazyr0bot #innout @ in-n-out burger URL 
kk decide d: going to phili sunday for a cheesesteak/ pursuits of the recently single devito . more for the food tho 
i bet half the people that favorited/retweeted this really hate cereal 😒 #biebstwitterprobs 
#thingsthatannoyme those girls that are obnoxious an have a squeaky ass voice .. 😒 #stfu 
go out more , make new friends , work something anything then staying in all day doing nothing😁 😏 
rft ! USERNAME i hate having to get up from my bed when i'm in a really comfortable spot . 😒 
USERNAME omg i can't believe it your growing up so fast 😖 
my brothers & i had a cool ass idea/mission like 2 years ago & never went through with it . 😒 
uhh my stomach ain't agreeing with me to tonight 😒 
he did it .. with my dave and buster car d: ) USERNAME 
dx mn i feel like i smoked 3 jays foreal ! yo i feel high af , bout to pass out ! 
yayy i get to wake up in 6 hours to fly back to santa monica for work .... 😑 
USERNAME then what do you want for christmas . 😑 
females tell a nigga one thing & than tell the same to another nigga 😒 
USERNAME i've heard it's comparable to delivery , though ! 😏 
USERNAME yes i did ! ! >.< & ahaha are you mad ? & no you have not ! 
ohh gosh (/.\) why does he have to live in chicago ? d; 
some people say i'm irresistible , they're not lying . 😏 
when my sister's boyfriend call the moment in trying to fall asleep<<<<< not a happy girl right now ! >.< 
USERNAME noo plz . that made me sad . i lurv you and you being upset makes me sa d: (. 
when they tell you they miss you but don't make an effort on seeing you 😒 
can't do this not sleeping shit anymore too tired ugh 😣 😴😴😴😴😴😴 
but you are a shield around me , o lor d; you bestow glory on me and lift up my head . (psalms 3 :3 ) 
so you wanna talk to me all the time ? i knew it 😁 😏 😎 
USERNAME haha yeah .. key wor d: were .. not entirely sure what happened 
okay now i'm not getting no phone calls cause all of these damn trees in frayser fuckery 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME you doubt our potential . see , that's why she chooses me . i don't bring her down 😏 
least i know next pay period , imma get something from things remb . 😐 
leaving platinum plus and i've noticed my clothes and hair smell like fried chicken . 😐 
poetic justice .. stuck in my freakin head . 😒 
if there's no junk , there's no point . 😏 
2 ex's i still talk to talking to eachother 😒 
pam: bxtch . *gasp* i'm sorry i'm sorry ! ” 😒 
i love having dvr , i be recording mad shows and movies lol 📹 😏 
the only bad thing about soap is that all of them dry out my pretty little hands 😒 😠 
someone's showing up on my tl a lot more than usual tonight ... 😏 
USERNAME you called me a ho hahaha you alright over there jimjam ? 😏 
what is evrybody doing ! ! ! ! ! ! ! it's boring ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😒 
USERNAME are you drunk 😒 your making no sense lol 
just for clarification , that was sposed to say not tarted ... not about that tarter sauce . #nasty 
listening to that song again i see ? 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME that's the truth tho , but as soon as yöu put the guard down . you a sucker 😒 
chillin watching movies cuz i'm too cool to go party . 😒 
... 'cause it's hot right ? 😏 👭 USERNAME ___hazel___ @ club play URL 
now that all my acrylics are off i want them back on .... 😒 ugghh .... 
i love paco but he is sleeping in my bubble right now . 😒 
people who don't get my humor <<< 😒 99.8% of people i talk to . loll 
i'm never playing dead island in the dark again .. 😖 i'm paranoid as fuck .. 
i feel like when i'm at home lol i got shit to talk about for days lol but at school it's ... shit ! ! ! 😒 
i hate oomf ! ! ! ! ! 😒 🌵 
USERNAME i didn't finish my snapchat ! hahaha its supposed to rea d: 
i feel fucking full >.< can't even lay down -.- 
swear i got the bladder of a pregnant women ........ oh wait i really do 😒 ugh can it be april now 
i feel like i'm going to regret this in the morning 😐 
USERNAME that's what i'm sayin ! ! >.< like shit , there's only soo much i can take :'( not going to be smiles all the time #shitgetsold 
omg 😫 i used the wrong your ! ! 😫😫 my life is over ! ! ! d; 
that whore wasn't even pretty ! he can have me instead doe👌 😏 
USERNAME lol girl something i have mood swings like a pregnant woman ! 😏 
USERNAME this very true well get some rest and cute couple picture 😐 
that shower was lo .. ve < 😏 #relaxed feeling like myself again more and more each day 
fw d: what the crap chloe get your life together . 
we all know its me , no need to hide it 😏 
#kik me ! 😬 i'm #bored 😑 & #cantsleep 😕 @ my bedroom URL 
how did i spend the first minutes of being 14 ? stuck on its a small world… 😑 USERNAME #ihaveaheadache 
20 units for spring 2013 d: lord , help me . just gonna stay positive cos graduation is on my mind ! back to not having a social life ... ha ha . 
not sleepy , so netflix is what it is gonna be #bored 
USERNAME just said she wanted my cock sandwich 😏 😏 
#itsalmostentertaining to watch him snore so loud he wakes himself up .. then he falls back asleep .. and continues snoring 😏 
pet peeve . when someone texts you and says hey what's up ? and i say who is this ? and no response .. 😐 😐 😐 
USERNAME atleast i'm not one of your people .. 😏 
if the only way you get attention is posting pictures in your panties have a seat 😒 
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the funny thing is , i am home . 😏 
my parents need to stop worrying what i do . it's not like i'm gonna change 😒 ✌ 
heads thumping , feet freezing and eyes wide open .. just wanna sleep 😣 😳 😱 
... you got me thinking ... that maybe .. just maaybe 😏 
what was that ? ! oh i think im tired now… >_< #goodnight 
i started to make out with the fugliest guy tonight . ew wtf . #wifebeaterlookinahh he didn't know how to fucking dance . he was all over . # 😒 ™ 
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chicken nuggets and a sweettea or tacos and a strawberry fanta >.< 
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i dunno why it's so difficult to write these lyrics about my first love; aka asshole . d: 
USERNAME USERNAME i was trying to be nice . i never give a fuck 😐 
they bought that huge tv that you needed some stupid vouchers for but that tv is for my older cousin >.< 
he a pussy can't hang with the big boys >_< 
alright , geez USERNAME see if i tweet you again . 😑 
who wants to hit it from the back an look at my elephant tattoo 😏 
USERNAME i know ! i wanna be jus like your grandpa when i grow up 😌 😏 ☝ lol jk ! but he's cool😁 how was in'n'out ? 😲 👌 
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everybody on twitter talking bout dey lil boo things 😒 
USERNAME tapos 3 minutes lang pala yun ! shet . >.< 
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i can't wait until sunday at 7 :3 0 pm when i get back to san marcos 😏 
my twitter be following people i don't recall following 😒 
my hands feel weak and my body feels heavy .. 😣 
USERNAME 😏 something ! swear i have a different person that annoys me each day ! smh 
i can't sleep .. so i keep smoking . #notmyfault 😒 
USERNAME i ask the mirror that all the time too 😏 
USERNAME no i didn't head tonight . 😏 maybe tomorrow 
USERNAME lol no it wasn't it was a awesome night in tampa you just wasn't with me 😒 
dx mn that felt kind of good to get dat off my chest .. now i aint got no worries ! ! 
he just said we can watch netflix all weekend 😒 tf ? 
USERNAME fuck >.< i wouldn't want to be him lol , did he damage you guys car bad ? 
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USERNAME we got you 1000 cheeseburgers like nick sai d: ) #payup #loveuthemostest 
"USERNAME night out . 😏 #bayouclassic2012 URL where you got them shoes from ? ? 
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i can take convos down south . in the good type of way . if you catch what i say 😏 ☝ 
i honestly don't know where i messed up d: if you could at least tell me 
you gon fuck around fuck around & get smoke #bored 
so many things running through my mind 😒 just kind of over it 😣 
ditzy little barbie doll ? me ! ? noo . 😏 
if there are subtitles in a movie , i will read them -_- it doesn't matter if they're english subtitles >_< they must be read ! 
USERNAME why wont you ever notice me i feel ignore d: / 
fuck tonight , and most other nights as well . 😑 
USERNAME that's cuute . shiit , you got yourself a keeper👌😁 well goodnight ! and try the turkey tomorrow 😏 ☝ 
dormi das 9 :3 0 até as 14:50 por causa do trabalho ... me resta tentar cochilar mais um pouco agora antes de ir pra academia d: 
why do i look so fat in that picture ? oh yeah ... bc i am ... 😒 😔 
ok rt USERNAME to my future boyfrien d: i'm going to fuck the shit outta you everyday just know i ain't even playing . all jokes aside 
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USERNAME the fuck ! no . i don't do drugs ! >.< 
i text my brother when i forgot he is at san diego right now for his soccer tournament haha i'm dumb 😒 🔫 
USERNAME ima report you guys , did u guys just escape twitter jail , >.< 
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it's easy to get caught up in the moment 😏 
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USERNAME lmfao-.- omg i feel dumb i thought she was white >.< 
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USERNAME what's it called ? i just spend 2.99 on one that doesn't work 😑 
i wish i could forget everything . life woul d= easy . :) 
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i was out of your league 😐 hahaha jk . you were out of mines bitch☝ 😌 👏 
heading to the deer lease in an hour and just got home from babysitting . looks like there will be no sleep in my near future 😑 
ok i want to leave already . somebody take me to my dads ! >.< 
these bitches love sosa . wackest song i've heard 😑 
USERNAME i have that one ! ! it hates me 😖 damn apps 
you have no right to be pissed at me for anything i do anymore ... that ship has sailed . 😒 ⛵ 
too much vitamins and not enough lemon balls .. 😔 😞 😣 
why do my avi's keep disappearing ? 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME i know . imma look ratchet as fuck in my new license picture in like 4 hours 😒 
say goodbye by chris brown is like the ultimate break up song ! lol it's soo good tho ! i remember listening to it back when i had a heart . 😏 
“USERNAME i need something or someone to put me to bed 😏 . 
it's almost 1. ugh not even sleepy ( >_< ) 
rehearsals tomorrow so i better get some rest . 😑 🙈💤 
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my gawwd i have an ortho appointment on monday and i haven't been wearing my rubber bands d; 
i bet roland's car wakes up my whole neighborhood 😒 
so me and kaila turn up when rap ? 😏 #weoutcheaa 
i hate when my phone has a spaz attack ad favorites everything 😒 
best hair award goes to meggan fredrick . #ew #megrick 
hoping i can throw again soon ... 😣 been in the er all night ! 
USERNAME i wanted to watch that all week 😒 #smh 
USERNAME i will ! i wanna lose weight ! >.< 
i am not a hoe >_< thats soo fucked up to say 
thank you so much USERNAME for passing your lovely gift of attraction to me 😑 😲 😱 😂 👭 
i'm so tired of not being able to sleep >.< 
my fat face getting me what i want for christmas 😏 
how you gt a wife bt asking me to come chill with you umm nah you gucci -_- ' & thats crazy i didn't even know you had a girl >.< 
after seeing that fucking tweet makes me sick to my stomach . 😒 
o give thanks unto the lor d; for he is goo d; for his mercy endureth for ever . 1 chr 16 :3 4 kjv sat , nov 24 
USERNAME noo dont feel like a butch itd be fun v.v 
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haven't even gone to sleep yet and i hear my moms alarm going off #omg #seriously 😔 😖 💤😴 
USERNAME you know me pretty well i think chris 😒 
next interview w/ the wante d: int :c an i get you some ice ? tw:what ? int:you know , cause you got burned so badly by #zaynandlouis 
USERNAME ; im coming over then , let her know . ! 😂 😂 😏 
if one more commercial for christian mingle comes on i swear 😣 😤 😖 👎 
USERNAME yupp , i was twatching you cortez . >.< 
it is beyond cold in my room ... why . 😒 
when dirty advertisements pop up and my mom/dad passes by 😑 😑 
USERNAME girl nothin ! ! over my friend house #bored 
i wondered why he text me then i looked at the time 😑 it's like clockwork every friday . 
USERNAME say this out lou d: alpha , kenny , body . 
once i delete your number . just know i've done all i can , godbless ya . farewell my frien d: -) 
- niggas tell me throw that ass back & i be like ... >_< what ass ? #flatassproblems 
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USERNAME lmao true true . & no 😒 todos se miran bien pendejos . 
no one should ever have to get their ass beat over some twitter non-sense .. 😒 smh 
USERNAME haha wish i could've been there :( hope you got ratchet enough for the both of us 😏 
USERNAME i won't ! i wanna lose weight before 2012 is over ! d: 
now going to bed 😏 💤 but now im hungry . #hatewhenthathappens 
USERNAME i'm done talking to you until you change my contact name 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME and for gay men to express their gay love for one another . yuck 😖 
i hate by boyfriend cousins -.- they always take over his time so he won't text me back #assholes . lol 😒 😂 
my older sister texted me , my whole mood changed from 😐 to 😄 . i love her 
holdin back from tweeting what's in my head lolol 😣 
me*thinking* : uh bxtch , you still limpin' ? 😒 
diligence should be your watchwor d; whatever you do , do well , and may success attend your efforts . 
the akward moment when a guy can't even afford a cab . 😐 
USERNAME lmao i honked at lupes i thought you were there >.< 
USERNAME how are you talking with mouth full of taco ? >_< 
i've been sleeping till 4/5am and tired af . yet , i don't go to sleep . 😑 
“USERNAME playing zombies for like 3 hours ... 😐 😳 
#oomf got to see me but i didn't get to see him >.< 
USERNAME it is ! i hate it ! it's to much to take care of ! 😒 
too bad so sad , big & better is in my future ;) 😂 👍 😏 
USERNAME yea i know , i have barely a paragraph done & i'm already stuck d: 
i know exactly what i'm gettin my parents for christmas , and i am so stoked ! not gonna lie 😏 🎅🎄 
why am i so achey and why does my chest feel like it's going to explode . >.< 
USERNAME haha i looked to scummy i didn't want anyone to notice me haha 😣 
USERNAME lol . well . . . . . 🍆, 🙀 , 🙆 , 😏 . 😂 😂 😂 
when you can't ever fall asleep because of how cold it is 😣 <<<< 
USERNAME ; i deleted it already , but im sure she hasnt . 😏 😏 😏 😂 
USERNAME d: oh jeez . i'll find out where peroxide or something is in the house , because i dnw antibiotics . 
... but she does like to play dress up . and in her eyes , i'm the queen . ain't mad at that . 😏 👑👘 
USERNAME i don't know ! ! >.< haha english or spanish ? :o 
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i feel like i should tweet alot caz all i see are sequoias and james tweets . #boring 
i know its me and will always be me , sooner or later girls will learn that they can never get first place . know your place . 😏 
USERNAME fck you 😒 lol , dnt you go to perk ? think that's it ... 
evey time i see someone i havent seen in a while they always tell me i got soo tall #neverfails 😑 
i want to play magna carta: tears of blood , but i caan't . have to wait another whole month . d: 
whenever i see some one at the club that i have on fb 😂 good shit 😏 
girls must know how to read because my boyfriends chest clearly says my name on it . or girls must not care . i won't care when i catch you . 😒 
not gonna lie breaking dawn part 2, was pretty legit ! i liked it (: but can't sleep someone hmu ! ! #bored 
guess ill go to bed , nothing better to do 😒 
psalm 37 verse 5 .... commit thy way unto the lor d; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass . 
USERNAME i took them out now . now i look like a nerd with my glasses on . 😣 
USERNAME tf ? ? how did she get it >.< ? ? ? ? 
USERNAME d: you weren't a douche bag ! ! lol 
USERNAME i'm sure someone has answer cause everyone's awake 😑 lol 
why when i'm single i get no one but now that i'm taken all of a sudden i'm good to go after ... wtf >.< 
USERNAME >.< ? ? ? ? did someonee give it to herr ? ? did you let her boroww it ? ? 
i wish it could turn 5am already so i can eat ! 😒 😤 😠 
i hate call of duty i don't wanna play d: 
you're annoying as fuck . real . fucking . talk . 😒 
USERNAME idk what the freaking word is ! ! ? ! ! ? hahaha omg . i'm supposed to say it fast ? it's a three letter word ? >.< 
some my followers are from like cali , canada , new york , nc ... like where did y'all find me ? 😑 😑 
i don't understand what's the point of this anymore 😒 
we must teach people how to respect others privacy ! ! ! ! i have the right to go wherever i want n the time i want ~~fahmeen ! ! ! #تشميقه 😒 
USERNAME you're welcome ! :d you make a cute guy too . o.o i'm not trying to offend you or anything , i was looking through your pics . >.< 
i hate taking care of dunk people ! ! ! ! 😒 😒 😒 
this is going to be bad tomorrow and i didn't . buy . gatorade 😖 😩 😣 
adi promised me pancakes in the am so she better not sleep in ! d; lol 
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really hard to crawl under a bed with a belly piercings 😑 🔫 
USERNAME lol on fire .. you lame but thanks 😏 
can't sleep ... nothing interesting on tv ... 😒 i'm always losing ! 😔 
it'd be lovely if my boyfriend had his drive license , so he can get me food and bring it over right now 😏 
this is odd lol not one person texted me today 😑 
man bored as hell can't sleep now who trying to keep me up while i roll this kush up 😠 😠 😏 
USERNAME that's cool c: i'm not in anyways bio ;o i would put you in my bio too but i'm on my phone idk how to do it on this d: 
USERNAME it's probably because i ain't got them digits 😏 
he better not be high or drunk . cause if so i'ma be so mad at him 😒 😑 
but forreal you probably are the most beautiful thing i've ever seen ..... i need to start running again 😑 
every song i play some how brings you to my mind 😒 
my bed sounds soo good right now ! 😲 😑 
USERNAME lol like i'm sure i would have made your night 😏 
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i keep fuckin up >.< ! ! someone needs to come comfort me later on today i could really use it . 
my grandfather seriously needs to quit speaking german to me >.< 
i need to find mr dj on fb i feel like starin at his pics lmao #bored . USERNAME 
throw me on the bed . i just wanna make you feel like you never did . 😏 
i've been staring at this screen for a while now #bored #animalemergencyroom #toby @ animal emergency center URL 
same ole day .. jus a different hoe . 😏 
USERNAME 😒 yeah that's not something i'm excited about celebrating . 
my dad went outside to smoke so before he came in i thought i'd scare him and when i attempted to scare him that nigga punched me ! 😒 
i know someone i'm not giving love to any more 😒 
that split second when she examine the dick before she put it in her mouth 😏 
i wish 2 omfs would quit subtweetin' each other and talk ! ! ! {m&d-_-} she knoe who they are and i hope his blind ass catch on ! ! (lol) 😒 
#goodtimes in #downtownfullerton with a d8 6nyy & djrawkuz and this #drunkgirl @ heroes bar and grill URL 
USERNAME kaitlyn .... be smart . 😒 it's common sense 
im always there for eveybody .. but when it comes to me i have no one v.v 
USERNAME you should have told me i would have gaven you a ride to your cousins and picked you up sunday 😒 
my boyfriend is going to wake up to his texts && brake up with me . i'm being soo ratchet . 😣 😣 😣 😣 
USERNAME is a guitarist for a ska band . smh .. waste of talent .👊 😒 
oh fa'shoo joo knows i no whats goo d; p 
USERNAME but my aunt and uncle are still awake and i won't feel comfortable talking in front of them >.< lol 
USERNAME that show has always looked retarded 😐 is it good ? 😯 
USERNAME uhm . you should be able to 😒 loll kidding ! 
i put at the end of things so i don't seem upset or rude .. anyone else do that ? no ? okay . 😑 
shoutout to you for pissing me off at 4 :3 0 in the morning , great way to start my day 😒 
USERNAME , USERNAME , USERNAME good night guess ill sleep off this feeling 😔 😒 
if your ponytail is shorter than my pinky , there's an issues ... >.< 
USERNAME haha he told me ! i woulda been there but i had to work at 630am on friday .... #ew 
feel line going downstairs and watching movies , i wanna be by my daddy right now 😒 
sister gets here & starts talking to me .. now she can't stop . ima be up for a while . 😒 
why the fuck is it so hot in my room ? 😒 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME hey no need to be rude ... i didn't even say anything mean . 😑 
my dads just getting up to go to work , and i still haven't slept yet , 😐 
lol its 1 :3 0 & i still have the house all to myself but i'm all alone >.< 
can't sleep ! ! ! i guess netflix till then ... 😴 😣 
what is up with the neighbor's cat meowing outside my window ! ? ! #shutup 😒 😡 
ima just give him the benefit of the doubt and say he sleeping 😑 
i want to go on michigan tomorrow , but not alone #boring 
pleasee take this boy off the camera singing 😒 goodness ! 
USERNAME USERNAME is this real or some other stuff ? 😑 
im like excuse me oh i no you did not just talk to me like that back up out my face hoe ! ! >.< 
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finally out of work ... late dinner ? lol 😣 
miley cyrus is on the similar to me people . 😂 😂 😂 oh yes ! we are so similar ! 😒 
i need a massage my back is hurting so bad ... 😣 
i need to help him clear his mind 😣 😣 😣 😣 
USERNAME :( hope you feel better soon cause i don't like when you feel bad or hurtingg d: 
for the recor d; tapatio doritos almost convinces me that god is real . #almost 
awkwar d: : causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with . 
nat is so cute when she tweets late at night 😏 
wass fina flexi rod my hair bt f_ck it , ian een in fa moo d; / 
i hate when i don't realize i mess up on a tweet until after aha >.< 
USERNAME i passed hella fast nd i didnt react lmao 😂 😒 
both my parent have gambling issues ! ! ! 😑 😕 😐 😥 😓 
i have 2 essays and a project due when i go back monday and i havnt started none 😒 
USERNAME requested white jesus , d . j didn't have it but he plugged my phone in and played it ! now he is hooked he sai d: ) #geeked ! ! ! 
my bf' stepped on my foot now it huurts d; 
i feel like my insides have been pulled out of my body 😖 
don't feel the greatest , need water , need advil , can't move , someone come scratch my head/play with my hair till i fall asleep 😑 
still can't sleep and someone thinks i don't know wuz up 😐 pahh plz 
all my peeps fall asleep early tho and these nighs over here having sport center in the xbox live party 😑 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME aww guys yall making me cry 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
😒 no one ever believes that we are black lol 
omg my brother watching blue mountain state is a perfect end to this night . 😏 
my stomach and throat hurt now . . . wtf ! dx 
i hate sad movies ! ! ! ! i honestly cry like a baby 😭 😖 💔 
USERNAME a promise i make is for you to be known in my town . #509 #giftuhgab #giftalious #damn #girl 😏 💨☝®❌⭕ 
i wonder if #oomf came to ct this break 😏 
it ain't trickin if you got it and i got it 😏 
USERNAME i seriously didn't put that together in my head before i said it ! .. hush 😒 😔 😐 
sharp heart pains and audio/visual hallucinations are normal after working somewhere on bf all day , right ? i see and hear target . no joke d: 
always a pleasant sleep hearing your best friend arguing with her boyfriend 😣 📞 
headed home from a great night with my prettyboy 😏 
lmao i don't even have enuff blankets for my smfh 😐 
USERNAME says who ! ? thats been my song 😏 i dnt needa fight for whats already mine 💁 
USERNAME me too .... maybe it got in my bed . it wants me 😏 
USERNAME i meant tiga ! i got u on that mediafire tho , watch this until it’s uploade d: URL 
i listen to some weird ass music at night >.< #thatsjustme . . :d 
stuck in a car for an hour with 3 guys chewing ... #imgonnabesick #gross 
seriously why am i still awake ? i'm going to be dead tomorrow 😒 
USERNAME yes . my cracked screen keeps me from seeing clearly . lol >_< 
just got home , beach is gna be impossible 😖 
USERNAME rt USERNAME not as lean , not as mean .... still a marine 😏 
glad i got to see USERNAME before he left .. go back to arizona now faggot 😏 ✌ 
#iconfess i'm a crybaby . i cry for everything 😂 😒 
having dreams about being cheated on already ... 😑 😑 😑 😑 <<<< 
i always got along with people who shared the love of food with me . unless they never shared . then you can go kill yourself . ✋ 😒 
that was so irrelevant o see on my tl about me lol 😑 
birthday boy won't go to sleep and we have a dr appt kinda early today 😒 
guy i would lobe forever >.< but my real first love was my ex boyfriend . i actually really loved that kid at a time . but now its like it 
USERNAME i think the same thing every time i'm high . they never have a story . just rhymes about money and shit . 😒 
😑 some mafuckas love to stick shit n they mouth ... keep on 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME you should probably put your laptop away sierra ! time for be d: ) 
i could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say , it's the hardest thing to say in the worl d; i'm sorry , yeah , i'm sorry . 
watch , im not gonna be able to sleep this time .. only cause i forgot my headphones .. 😒 😒 😒 
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USERNAME omg haha not at all i'd be really upset 😑 
so like the world is going to end next month . but i ain't even trippin 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
okay my sister is really irritating me with it now 😒 
i'm still awake ? ? hmm , this isn't good ... 😒 
USERNAME haha on the reall ! they juss dont knoee but they thinkk they do d; lmfao 
i cannot deal with drunk people when i'm sober . #killmenow 😐 
me and jen go hard on our movie nights 😏 😋 
omg omg that's soo cuuttee ! ! too cute . i just upchucked pixie dust and unicorn pellets . #gross 
umm excuse me ☝ your house is my home .... uab just where i stay for school 😑 
11. put your ipod on shuffle and write down 10 songs that pop up : (don't make fun of me , i haven't updated my ipod ina while >.< ) 
USERNAME truee , but still lol . i don't fuck with the ocean >.< 
then he told me to come get the rest of my stuff because he needs closer space 😒 
jäger and vodka is not a good mixture yuck 😖 
well dang , when i do go to bed early , i wish i could sleep through the whole night . #sleepprobz 😖 
cant sleep :/ miss my dork .... i guess 😣 
who knew that getting a decent paw print would be so difficult 😒 
circles get broken; lines get crosse d; ppl get hurt .... it's not right but it's life 
i need to do something manly . *breaks stick* rt USERNAME i thought you were better than that . rt USERNAME just saw twilight 😒 🔫 
fuck i just realized i spend all my pay check on clothe v.v f u hottopic for giving me 40% discount on everything . 
watch i'm going to end up pulling an all nighter ... 😒 again . 
USERNAME can't break u then lol . only that back 👌 😏 
best friend kik me ! ! ! 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
thursday , friday , & today just seem like one day not 3 😣 
and then the sky's open and god wrath unleashe d: rhinestone phone to the face 
no part of me wants anything to do with old people today ... or the snotty bitches i'm working with . 😒 #fuckoff 
stop thinking about it just stop ... brain ! ! 😒 
USERNAME you and your picky self ! .. get on 😒 
USERNAME just wanna say i love you and good night:.) thanks for always being there hun ! ! and thanks for the talk we ha d: ) #bestwife ;) 
so sick 😔 😓 😰 😥 😣 😢 😨 😱 😲 
got a number tonight 😏 😎 and my friends said i got the best mom 
i hate not being able to sleep without talking to him >.< 
shit it's crazy i been knowing USERNAME since i was 4 turning 5. #edisondays 💖 😏 ☺ 
after i dropped off cann , i drove around just cause i can 😏 
work . hopefully it's not too busy , my luck it will be . 😐 
i have too pee but i dont want to get up >.< 
drama drama drama that's the shit i don't like 😒 
i really need to start falling asleep while doing whatever is keeping me occupied at night , cuz not having anything to do makes me think . 😣 
bj fell asleep on me ... sleepy ass 😒 😒 
USERNAME okk :) well good ... morning ? i guess bc its like 5. im really tire d: ) peace out babbee 
the fact that i've been up by 7 :3 0 everday during my so-called break <<<<<< 😒 
people assume when i yawn that i’ve lost interest in what they have to say . that isn't always the case . 😒 
my mom and sister need to get the idea of me and her being together its never gonna happen stfu 😒 
finally off to bed after a night of drinking and dealing with rude men . glad i got my girls #eww #neveragain 
i've been watching the same shit on sports center for like 4 fucking hours , and i have to be up ... in 4 fucking hours ! >.< 
i hate when ugly guys message me on facebook , 😒 
ugh ... not up for this . 😖 stupid work 
#iconfess when i was smaller i had to get head surgery . i'm not retarded tho 😒 
USERNAME it's 4:23 lol and me too i gotta catch my plane 😒 
when short sized jeans are still to long .. 😔 😒 
USERNAME when short sized jeans are still to long .. 😔 😒 
when short sized jeans are still to long .. 😔 😒 
worst back pain ever 😣 i would love to be able to sleep like a normal person again 😔 #7weeksofthisleft 
these mf's talkin about they finna go get food , 😒 i already know they drunk , but food at this time ? must be high too . 
ciroc is overrated . that or i didn't have any 😒 
i'm thinking about panther prowl right now and want to gauge my eyes out . four hours and counting 😣 😣 😣 
i'm up at 5 😒 but i quit my job yesterday 😌 
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USERNAME cutting down a fucking christmas tree . 😑 that's why i couldn't come last night . 
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one leg in the covers , one leg out . 😑 
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all i wanted something lighter . and now i got more problems than what i asked for . unbelievable . 😒 
if you received a text from me within the past hour that seemed weir d; it was a mass text sent to a lot of people by mistake . i was messing 
before you try to hit me up again , jus know i have my proof so this shit isn't just coming outta my ass . 😏 
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nail polish on my screen , well screen protector .. but still dafuq bro 😑 😞 😒 
and it's obviously way past midnight hah 4:20 😏 👌 
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-___- 15 hr shift yesterday , slept 6 hours now back to work 😒 
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i said goodnight 3 hours ago >.< but yet im still up ! 
the oven looks great but i'm so tired . halfway through this 16 hour shift . 😫 😣 
there's legit always something wrong with me . 😒 🔫 
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you know it's beauty when her smile is her best curve 😏 
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i would get served with jury duty ..... againn ! 😑 
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mmhmm pullin in the parking lot at workin and breathing in all that formaldehyde #nasty 
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sayy it like you meann it : fuck her i dont care , plus i gott another over there ! ! ! 😏 😱 
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up and have nothing to do ..... might just bother zoland while he sleeps . #bored 
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hahaha it's morning .. sorry if i get a little weird .. 😒 
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USERNAME 😑 i hate when people pull that bs . 
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my blood pressure high cause of these people >_< . 
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getting my first ticket this morning 😑 not a good way to start off my morning 
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glad my friends like me enough to keep in touch . 😒 
when i’m cold , my first thought is , …then i get my blanket . 😒 
dying slowly cause i'm living to fast .... lost love & lust .... barely got care & trust .... ashes to ashes and dust to dawn ... life's pawn 😒 
forgot running shoes .. have to go in vans 😒 
i have so many other apps i could get on but i choose twitter all the time . 😬 😐 
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my feed has been filled with #osuvsmich #andmichiganstillsucks and lots of drinking/ prep an i'm about to go teach an hr spin class ....... 😑 
christmas music ? ? really lowes ? ? 😑 😑 😑 😑 
it should be illegal to be up this early 😐 👎🔫 
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scattered clouds 0°c . win d: wnw at 26 km/h . 
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the awkward moment when i look at alexa's bed and it says i hate my life carved into it #creative 😑 
i really don't want to go to work . 😣 
people come to see my dog more than me 😒 #thefuck 
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last night was funn .. what i can remember 😏 
da d: no no , the other one that lives down the road . #familybreakfast 
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work had better go by quickly today . 😐 🔫 
up in the morning ! 😴 😑 game time ! 
no silence for the next couple hours #pleasebequiet 😖 😣 😩 
lmao , just found a do-rag in my closet haha #thuglife haha 😂 😁 😏 
love being woken up at 2am from people that have no business being at my house , drunk and obnoxious #nosleep #rude #damn 😒 😠 
i have so many scratches from putting up my christmas tree 😖 
getting calls from people you miss nonstop all through the night> #itscool #kindafunny 😏 
if faith wakes me up before 9 one more time ... 😒 
i also had a dream about a teacher , which was veryy weird 😒 
monitoring what i tweet cause steve likes to tell #oomf everything i say 😑 
not worrie d; i had my best time on this course last year ... go bucks ! 
learned to control my gag reflex; concentrate on something other than being col d; dream about working here . #productiveerwaitingroomvisit 
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workplaceboredom . currenttime 8:48am (3 hours & 13 minutes left to go) #bored #polosw @ fort george g . meade URL 
work sucks i just want my bed 😩 😖 😴 
my phone case makes my screen bumpy sigh . 😒 
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why do i do this to myself ? going into work early 😑 😩 
nigga shut up & come make me some cereal 😒 
no one ever understands me if i'm being funny they think i'm being serious .. if i'm being serious they think i'm being funny . 😒 
its not christmas yet d: whats with these songss hahaha . gmorning 😁 
its too damn early to be awake , but i gotta get ready for my brothers semi-finals game >.< 
hate how my eyes burn when i wake up 😑 
hoping there are some uswnt players in the city today and tomorrow that i bump into 😏 #nyc #uswnt 
mhm those guys were cute but its to damn cold to be standing outside to flirt . maybe next time 😏 
trying to get #motivation to go to the gym . it's just so freaking #cold 😣 
literally every year during thanksgiving week someone in my family dies 😑 
when you're awake but still laying in bed because you're too lazy to do anything .. 😒 😕 
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i believe that if there is no god in your relationships , you have no relationship with that person . no go d: no love , no compassion , no hope . 
give thanks to the lord , for he is goo d; his love endures forever . 
my brothers upsessed with the song like he wont stop singing it >.< 
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niggas dont want to get money they got a broke habbit . 😏 
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my dad just spilt coffee all over the floor and convinced me it was me 😒 
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" i , even i , am the lor d; and beside me there is no saviour . (is 43:11)” 
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lord chesterfiel d: the tradition continues (@ mo bhaile) URL 
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USERNAME how bad is in snowing >_< ? it's been snowing her since yesterday ... 
USERNAME 😒 . no it's your stove . you cook me breakfast . 
so not ready for this 8 hour shift today 😒 
i remember when i had to get shots above my ass for birth control 😑 that shit hurt . lmao 
there is no one for me to talk to at work cuz they all think im a dunce ... someone wake up and talk to me ! #work #bored #drycleaners 
the fact that it's 37 degrees right now 😭 😖 
so this girl put her ass on my face didnt enjoy it at all >.< 
traumatized after charlie tripped over iphone5 chord causing phone to slam into the tile ... this dog is soo ... 😑 
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not all of these bags will fit in the overhead bin . (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 13 others) URL 
who needs an alarm clock when you have two loud nieces that'll do the job👭 😖 
t . i . ft lil wayne- ball 😏 😏 😏 
USERNAME get laid . haha just kitten . i don't know are you up to do something tonight ? or you still being a pussy ? 😼 
no grandpa don't come in my room yelling goo gators ! it's to early . 😂 😒 🙈 
USERNAME i need subway ! ! why is the open sign not on ? 😖 
poppin is still in my head from last night 😑 
the one day my body wants to sleep in , ill be working 10 hours 😖 
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bout to find some strength and get ready for work 😒 
jesus replie d: "'love the lord your god with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind .' 
“USERNAME the weight room is closed 😑 i'm about to go terrorist on the weight room 👳 
o y'all don't care about my day ? well fine 😒 
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that feeling when yo heart in one place but mind in another<<<< 😣 😣 
mom: no christmas . me/bro/da d: you say that every year . mom: this year i really mean it . me/bro/da d: you say that every year too . #grinch 
i like how no one has texted me this whole effin week . 😒 
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worst feeling in the worl d: waking up from a fantastic and super realistic feeling dream and none of it is real but you wish it was 😢 
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مو بس أنتو يالجداوية اللي عندكم غيوم، حتى إحنا في بوستن عندنا 😑 @ starbucks URL 
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seeing a dead rabbit on the road with its guts out everywhere #gross #justno 
USERNAME omg d: i'm so sorry ! put up signs everywhere and call nearby per shelters 
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i need to get up to work on this paper but its so cold >.< 
USERNAME give thanks to the lord , for he is goo d; his love endures forever . -psalm 118:29 
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my boss never even told me if i was working 9 or 10 :3 0, so i gotta just show up at 9 😒 
mad i didn’t hit the classic…but glad my hoes ain’t go neitha 😏 👌… 
USERNAME just ignored the dawg **** outta me . #rude > :-( 
i'm pissed we go back to school monday . 😒 
lmao . wow .. this girl ! i love her though . #eww #loveyoucuz 
i got this issue where the volume on the tv has to be an even number . 😖 
i need food , then again i'm too lazy to get out of bed 😑 
back in mobile now gotta get ready for work . i'm be working for 10 hours today man 😒 😒 
wake up on my dick ... at least have some breakfast first 😒 
day starts off just the way yesterday ended . good and bad at the same time . 😐 
USERNAME love how i get to work before everyone . might as well give me the key 😐 
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love how i get to work before everyone . might as well give me the key 😐 
why watch the game ? i'll get play by play on my twitter feed ... 😒 
you fucked the whore of pleasureville .. haha so proud ! #nasty 
sitting in the deer blind , freezing my ass off in 44° weather 😐 💨🌲❄ 
bored on break . #bored #work #tired #killmenow @ kohl's URL 
my biggest pet peeve is someone being so rude to interrupt you talking . #rude 😡 😤 
got out of work at 3 :3 0 am , going right back in an hour ✌ 😒 #wishmeluck 
some of you need a damn life ! ! ! just saying 😒 there's more to life then being on twitter 24/7. go do something productive for society ! ! ! 
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you can always count on burning your mouth and having burnt coffee USERNAME #nastywelfareshit #gross 
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first thing nina does when she wakes up ... googles pictures of dogs 😑 
is this a fucking joke ? 1 i'm working on a saturday 2 its sat morning lol and mother fuckin 3 there is not one person in this dump #gametime 😏 
wish i could make USERNAME stop coughing . 😷 😒 
wot d: from the rising of the sun to the going down of it and from east to west , the name of the lord is to be praised ! psa . 113 :3 (amp) 
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my mom over here telling old stories crying 😒 😒 😒 😒 
workin' for the weeken d: -) (@ lazarus union church) URL 
USERNAME as soon as you left dad came up and goes where's gabbie ? lol ohh and don't worry , i'll never put that quilt on again 😒 
if my cat don't shut his crying ass up 😒 
hate that i'm working today . should be in athens . 😒 
damn my facebook news feed is only those stupid groups posting retarded photos i wish i never liked all of them 😐 
i wish i could curl up in my bed and not move until noon 😣 
i wake up so early on my own lately . 😒 😣 
USERNAME gu dx morning yu should dm me nd yu seem cool . 
idk how in the hell i'm going to have any type of energy once ii get off to braid individuals tho 😏 
i always end up hurting myself when i hangout with christian 😒 
USERNAME i wish a nigga would like the engine that could 😒 🔪👨 
this hair salon is taking forever to open and its windy down here in springfield gardens , ny >.< 
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i wish my discover page didn't show random people's pictures 😒 #whatisthat 
it's everyone's birthday , 😒 mine is in fucking april -_- 
why do i have to be at leszecks at this time 😖 
USERNAME bc i have to wait until monday when the banks are open to get money out bc my card is in the mail ... 5-10 days 😑 
can i please see my pnc . ? 😐 😕 
i know damn well i ain't staying in tonight 😏 
alright i'm out of bed . but i just moved to the couch ... 😐 
i already know what kinda trouble i'm getting into tonight 😏 #aayyee 
people are already getting on my nerves . #lovelymorning 😑 
woke up with blood on my finger and i literally have no idea where it came from #ew ? 
took my chain off it kept smacking her in the face :x 😏 
woke up bc i had to pee and it's too bright in my room to go back to sleep 😣 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME i really am tho . i wake up at 6 am mon-friday 😒 and i try to sleep in on the weekend and it never works 
as i travel from florida to kentucky , my mood gets worse ... why ? it's getting colder 😒 #boo 
USERNAME i love you so much but you will never notice me ! 😖 😖 😖 
qpr subs v man unite d: green , diakite , ferdinand , swp , granero , ephraim , hoilett . #qpr ” 
oot d: red skinny pant , white lace top , black blazer , black calf boots . 
it's been less than 12 hours and i already miss him like crazy 😖 but at least it's only 3 weeks until i get to see him again 👍💗💗💗 
dude , shut up ! no one cares that you it's not real anyways . your just gunna fuck her then move on . 😒 
that moment when you wake up to a drunk text from your ex 😒 #ugh 
gonna be missing the game today due to the great thing called work .... 😑 😑 😑 
edwardculleni d: arguing with someone who keeps doing the same damn thing is a waste of time because if they cared , they'd change . wait and see 
had maad chocolate between yesterday and today . shit fucked up my stomach man 😒 😒 😒 
my plans were to watch the bayou classic in my room #gotchabitch 😣 
hate being the newbie at work . a saturday off every once in a while would be nice ... 👎 😒 
even tho this shift is hella short . i don't wanna be here 8-12 i wanna snuggle and maybe get a stiffy in my back 😣 😔 
olla de agua hirviendo please ! ! ! ! 😖 🔥🍲 
it's bad when you're not even awake enough in the morning to make decent coffee 👎 #toomuchcream #nasty 
i have decide d: my life’s goal is now to live in tunbridge wells . 
USERNAME and her mom got to my baby shower before i did #fail 😒 🔫 
woke up with a piercing headache 😣 but it was worth it i suppose 
all those plp in my fam thinking i'm gay cus i never showed them a nigga smhh just relax till i show ur the project i'm working on lol 😏 😏 👌 
you got 1k tweets , and 10 followers ... 😒 
omg its too damn cold for me to be outside ! d: i think i'm goong to freez my ass off ! :3 
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hate the fact that i liked all those pages on fb when it was popular to , cause now my newsfeed is all bout texting and teenage boys 😑 
just because you up in shxt don't mean you gotta come in in wake every body else . >.< 
why can i wake up so early on a weekend but not on a school day ? ? 😑 🔫 
realizing that today's bedlam .. and the nonsense trash talking beginns 😒 
bye portland see you in 3 weeks @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
i love how niggas tell me they use to go to school with me back in california only try to get closer to me 😒 
can't believe i had to wake up at 6. 😒 
car recovered from carmel retention pon d: police in carmel have pulled a car from water near main st . and towne road . URL 
dallas actor larry hagman die d: he died in dallas , a city he loved . famous texas character j . r . ewing has died . larry ... URL 
USERNAME why u didn't text me yet ! 😐 #therm lol 
just how i went to be spending my saturday morning .. at hs girls basketball scrim . #boring #atprobs 
worst night of sleep ever and i feel like i have the hangover from hell 😖 back to bed . 
accomplishe d: eggs benedict ! aside from all the steps , it was pretty easy ! @ fleurdelish in the kitch URL 
i hate when people take forever in the bathroom when i need to do something 😑 
USERNAME #shoutout to her with the fye avi ' 😏 👍 
da d; stop cursing me; i didn't fucking curse ? 
qpr team to play manchester unite d: cesar , mbia , hill , nelsen , traore , derry , faurlin , mackie , taarabt , dyer , cisse . #qpr ” 
mm waking up with your gum from last night in your mouth sure is tasty ! #yuck 
USERNAME 😑 that's doesn't count and if there was a way to use while showering , you wouldn't let go of it 
we have completely different views on life and you annoy me . so no , i will not date you . 😒 
i'm up wayy to early for my 12 o'clock shift 😒 
ever drink that 'perfect' amount to only sleep a few hours & wake up before everyone else ? ya me neither , i'm just up by 9 for funzies ... 😒 😞 
virtual diary . lets see how this goes . 😒 
because you're hot and then col d= mcdonald's sweet tea 
i guess ill take this free time at work to start running through my monologues #bored 
omg , clearly having an angry fat day .. ahh ! ! 😯 😐 snap out of it you crazy wench ! ! 
i'm pretty sure i gained like 20 lbs this week 😐 
iphone dying already . charging it up in 😏 @ westfield annapolis mall URL 
i better not be going for no damn reason man 😒 stupid college can't aint pick up a call . 
✈💺see you later west coast @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
i better not be going for no damn reason man 😒 stupid college can't even pick up a call . 
USERNAME i had to listen to it for 9 hours straight the othe day . 😒 but thank you ! haha 
lil dogs that all they do is bark ! 😑 
i envy anyone who doesn't have to work this morning 😣 
ya kno its more ppl then just you on my tl 😒 rt USERNAME dexter couldn’t have been tweeting me . cause i only have one n not two . burro . 
“USERNAME ima rewin d: tweeting a medical meeting URL #cmechat 
USERNAME USERNAME psh course not ! ;) i just observed her profile when i found she might dating my boyfriends that's all 😂 😏 
if you put it down right like the way i want it , play your cards right , maybe we can fall in love . 😏 
hi chris ! will connect via linkedin when profile update d; wtg logistics is my employer , purchased by tts , llc (revamp) 
burman: in gaza conflict , innocent from both sides need to be hear d: nothing can justify the heinous acts of hamas , ... URL 
the wor d: heart . it can think better than our mind . it can conquer anything in life . courage is inside your heart . just see with your heart . 
i wonder if celebrities be tweeting all by themselves .. cause some be saying some smart ass shit . ! 😐 
who shot j . r ? larry hagman dea d: 'dallas' tv star dies at 81: via huffpost URL USERNAME 
i really need to do my term paper 😰 😐 
thanks to twitter til the nascar crowd has discovered showtime’s homeland . homelan d: bringing america together ? 
nbc news blocked chelsea clinton marriage equality a d: report: via huffpost URL 
working black friday really messed up my sleeping schedule 😒 
#oomf need to stop actin like she a damn splat dats not gud man >.< 
i'm going to tweet USERNAME , USERNAME and USERNAME everyday one of them gone marry me ! lol i know they're not gonna see this >.< 
USERNAME alright crack head . i'll get my own 😒 
bro fsu > uf ! ! ! if you don't go to neither school shut the fuck up ! the end . as for USERNAME you attend fsu i just thought you forgot 😒 😒 
so tired , and so cold 😔 off to work till 2 😒 
of course my 5 pound dog lays awkwardly in the middle of the bed so i can't get comfortable 😒 
woah . hungover doesn't even describe how i feel right now . 😣 
lmfao ! ! ! ohh so you got some new kicks for the weekend but you can't pay child support for the month 😒 😂 #sorryass 
i want to shopping again but i'm already broke from #blackfriday 😏 
stfu ! ! you're not even allowed on my tl . >_< 
that's the only way u know when it was real or not ... can't wait to get my day starte d: -) 
having 15 people in one house but only having 2bathrooms #thestruggle dx 
😒 😠 😡 , yeah in middle school i might've been , but for whatever reason that changed when i hit highschool .. 
one of the many things i hate about winter: staticky hair 😒 
wow , im just waking up , i never sleot this long 😳 , i'm still tired though 😞 😕 😏 
i have so many people to buy christmas presents for and i only know what to get for four of them 😒 
USERNAME >.< stop playing dumb . you know he in the county 
andd then being too shy to talk to him and him being the same .... #crap #goodjobag 😒 
i guess i won't be texting or calling anyone today 😒 
i wonder if i say constantly i'm gonna marry a black man , it comes true lmao 😏 😎 
i finally grew the balls to tell shorty we should separate 😏 
USERNAME 😒 crap i forgot you lived doesn't there . lol i'm kidding , i miss you 😭 😢 😭 
so who wants to so me a favor tonight ? 😏 
i think one of the worst things in the world is when your sheet comes off your bed and you have to fix it . #hateit 
USERNAME so -____- i don't laugh as much as you 😒 
USERNAME i have no clue >.< i'm guessing when we go back 
USERNAME come to denton tonight , i may be having a little something 😏 
my cousins girlfriend is such a fucking bitch . #growup & get some class #nasty 
USERNAME 😒 crap i forgot you lived down there . lol i'm kidding , i miss you 😭 😢 
tevi really startin to piss me off ~ >_< ~ 
USERNAME oh i thought you just take it everyday but aw glad it helped . ima nice person i know 😏 
i don't like when people stare at me . 😒 
no way ! so sa d: ( much love for him . 
oh my god , there's like a million bobbypins in my hair from yesterday 😐 
larry hagman was reprising role as j . r . ewing on and in midst of shooting 2nd season when he die d: URL -jm 
got less than 2 hours of sleep last night and even had to call off work . you win again captain 😒 imma stick to my old friend tequila now 
don't be thinking you bout to get some dick && yo pussy hairy af eww #turnoff &turndown 😩 😖 😫😷 😵 👎👇 
my mom always reads the paper to me . 😑 
man united xi v qpr: lindegaar d; rafael , evans , ferdinand , evra; young , fletcher , scholes , welbeck; van persie .” 
my boyfriend sleeps all day 😒 wake up so i can bother you ! 
this place must be goo d; the line is a mile long ! @ pancake pantry URL 
the fact that i don't even put a bra on to drive to dd shows that i'm growing up to be exactly like my mother 😒 
why do i have to train with the biggest dbag today ? 😞 😐 thank goodness this is my last day of training ! 
woke up to find that my mother wasn't here . >.< 
toby parker got the 💩💩💩💩💩💩crossed out of him lmao 🙊🙈🙀 😵 😂 😋 😏 😶 
USERNAME is it about who i think it's about ? 😏 😏 😏 
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i need sleep ! omg been up for over 50 hours ! ! ! d: 
USERNAME go tigers ! ! ! ! have a blast gal (like you won't) 😏 
determined to be in a good mood today . 😏 
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how does this even happen ? d: rt USERNAME URL texas: even the disasters are big(tm). 
if its this cold outside there should at least be some snow on the ground 😐 ❄ 
i don't like when people stare at me . 😒 unless you're cute ...... 😏 you can stare if you're cute . 
USERNAME lmao , i only have 10 dollars v.v fml hahaa 
i lost a follower . seriously , fuck you too . 😒 
avi rates << w e are n o t on facebook . kys 😒 👋 
it's perfect cuddling weather ....... hi bed . hi pillow . tonight we're having a date . 😏 
why the fuck am i up . its saturday >.< 
USERNAME make your peasants walk and get you one mwhahaha 😏 
USERNAME i close , but i also work at the movie theater 10 :3 0-1 :3 0 ... 😐 🔫 
USERNAME hahaha do ? 😹 that's a fail .. 😆 but clever response 😏 to bad i had a jelly filled donut to haha it was lemon 😄 
took one hit from the bowl n i'm already stoned 😑 😌 
he is living the life 😒 #iwantmybed #sleep #dog @ aloft san antonio airport URL 
second day of #uaestudentforum2012 USERNAME #3ainawyp dx @ omni shoreham hotel URL 
plotting the disappearance of the devil child upstairs 😠 😒 
mot d: i wish you could see you the way i am seeing you . #letmeshowyoutheworldinmyeyes 
happy birthday to the best big brother in the worl d; USERNAME love youu ! (: 
truth be told , i wouldn't be with my boyfriend if he wasn't puerto rican . i gotta thing for hispanics 😏 
e n t r a n d: o na escola , s a i n :d o da escola 
i hate when i have a good dream but i forget it v.v 
when i woke up to pee , i pretty much ran to my bathroom 😫 😖 😥 .... 
you think im gonna wait around ? ? ? i ain got all day ! 😒 
so i've slept approximately 5 hrs 😔 exactly why i hate when one person i awake , because then everyone else in the house must wake up 😔 😾 😴😩😤 😖 😡 
i had a dream i was getting shot at 😒 
USERNAME see this is exactly what i said last night 😒 bye jetricia ✌ 
USERNAME oohh . ok . i thought that was more memphis talk that i do not understand 😏 
USERNAME i kinda do , but it's for your own goo d: ) 
so i've slept approximately 😡 5 hrs exactly why i hate when one person is awake , because then everyone else in this house must wake up 😔 😾 😴😤 😖 
my brother gone be an alcoholic lol .. but he said i'ma be a stoner >_< 
bru's and angle fw d: i'm an angle among everyone's parents now 
i been up like laying here twatching people . . 😏 
my salvation and my honor depend on go d; he is my mighty rock , refuge . -psalm 62:7 
have to throw a rug away because someone puked on it . #notcleaningthat #eww 
bru's an angle fw d: i'm an angle among everyone's parents now 
my girl calls me while i am sleeping at 6am ... first thing she asks is 😑 ... well , where do you think ? its 6am ! 😠 
wouldn’t you want to wake up to me every morning 😏 yeah i know 
USERNAME lmao im pretty sure mama didnt say go raw >.< 
me & #oomf not together but i'll always be there for him 😏 😏 
$20 put in the tank and i get nothing in return 😒 USERNAME USERNAME #subtweet 
USERNAME drama queen from that movie where she meets her favorite rock star and stars in her school's show . i can't remember the title 😖 
all i hear is those two giggling ... uffda its like teenagers in love all over again . #eww ! 
USERNAME im gonna slap the shit outta u if u keep doin this 😒 
having cramps + babysitting sick toddlers = a very long day . 😞 😣 
aww . the club , party and tweets . 😒 
what if you woke up tomorrow with only the things you thanked god for today ? 😒 
pretty sure the majority of georgia's population is in athens right now ... well sitting in traffic next to me at least 😒 
USERNAME i'm not though , it's the thing next to you ... 😖 
last night i was talking about work and USERNAME told me to stop talking about the corner & drink 😒 #bastard 
like all you have to do is ask its not like i'm gonna be a dick about it and say no 😏 
USERNAME i think you owe me a sweet tea now 😏 
USERNAME yes for checking in two times at a coffee shop i didn't know existed 3 days ago . they call me 'duck' a la unforgiven 😒 
#tomyfuturedaughter most parents take away their kids phones .... imma take away your hair straighter if you fuck with me -__- 😒 
i'm not trying to sleep all day so i should try getting to bed .. 😑 
woke up in a bad mood >.< toy story 2 is on though ^_^ 
if you don't show interest in me , i won't show interest in you . sorry that's just the way i am . 😐 
this has been a long week glad at 4 it's over ..... for a day ... 😒 
fuck my east coast time tv ! 😒 i just missed princess diaries . 
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what should i do for an hour and a half ? ! 😏 
made my old ass #dell # d8 30 more hip by loading #windows8 and slapping an #epiphone sticker on @ da library URL 
it'd be nice to wake up to a nice breakfast once in a while 😒 
i need to stop myself .. i can't be feeling like this . 😒 ✋ 
if you're gonna text me and start a fight , don't even bother texting me #rude 
free sat 11/24: confessions of the unmedicated min d; growing up with adhd , before #adhd . #free4kindle URL 
USERNAME very true me either . what screen protector are you using ? if you are . i already fucked mine up around the home button 😒 
USERNAME i'm pretty sure i haven't fallen asleep yet 😖 🔫 
i miss everything when i'm away on vacation , then when i come home i bet nothing is gunna happen 😑 
omg coldd freezing . what did i come back to ? ! ! d; 
even though i work at 5 it seems like my whole day is ruined 😒 
USERNAME don't worry that biggs said that last time , he ain't go no soccer game ! he a lie ! 😏 😒 
USERNAME had to end that conversation right then & there 😑 
november is almost over that means no shave november is almost over too #hallelujah #hatefacialhair #gross 
lol that just ruined my mood . #whatever #fuckthis #annoying #ew 
i just don't understand why you think i'm so horrible , i haven't done anything to you and all you are is mean 😐 
it's rivalry week in college football yet my mother has a full day of errands planned for me already . 😑 
USERNAME 😒 u ain't have to respond . especially like dat . 
37 days till i am officially 19 😄 😎 😏 
i've been up since like 7:45 thanks to my sister waking me up . 😒 
hmm who i'm hanging wit today ? since #oomf wanna go ta bond hill an shit >.< 
drath belongings quietly auctione d: the family of a nonagenarian who was found dead in her georgetown home more than ... URL 
basic hoes<<< nasty hoes >_< diseased hoes -_- bunny hoes ? ? ? why are u a hoe pretty hoes =( $$$$$$ 100% band up 
maybe if people weren't so rude i wouldn't be a as you call it . #annoyed #leavemealone ? ? 😣 
i don't even know what to call you anymore 😐 
i'm just gonna go about my day ... as if you never existed 😏 
we do not go out let alone talk so do not call me bae , tf ? 😒 
fucking up my morning ahh ! ! ! ! >_< ¦¦¦ 
umm , you know what's not the #tea , this congested nose that i have ..... it's just #rude and unnecessarily #basic . 
just what i need college phone calls while im hungover 😑 
USERNAME i've done more work in these past few months than i ever will for my full degree back in manc #horrible 😣 
since when does my dad offer to pay for my nails & eyebrows without me even asking 😳 #whatisthisworldcomingto #icouldgetusedtothis 😏 
USERNAME oh c'mon just tellin the truth ! 😏 i wish i was in orlando so we could watch the game and drink some mf wine tho ! ! ! 
love waking up to snap chats from USERNAME and USERNAME #mademyday 😏 
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brave only as a result of being drunk ." ... interesting 😏 
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i'm so fucking tire d: '( but here i am awake early again 
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looking through my txts ... s/o to all the people who i sent out individual happy thanksgiving messages to who didn't respond #rude 
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i love being smart . 😏 makes me happy . 
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if only kanye wasn't so cocky .. i might actually like him 😒 
yay for having no life and spending the rest of my saturday at home . 😒 
i've had my heat on for about an hour and i'm still freezing 😒 😠 😡 
my cousin and i put our twitter names on the car so people will follow us . #hollaatchagirls 😏 
my feet felt fine until i stood up this morning . #fml #anotherlongday 😣 
niggas think they look cute with their pants sagging all the way down to their knees . >_< 
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won't be seeing a single second of the game .. except on my breaks 😒 😞 👎 
looks like i'll be stuck in va for the weekend afterall . #boring 
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USERNAME at least answer back what i said last night 😒 
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morning u guys , woke up to my brother cooking breakfast .. 😏 👌 
these bitches got on jewelry from wet seals , shirt from walmart , baby phat jeans nd yums talkin bout girl i look good 🌾👀🌾 😒 ✋ no you dont ! ! ! 😑 
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fan tryn tuh pull up again but im scared 😒 ✋lmmfao 
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off at 3 then shopping ! what i do best . 💁 😏 
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ppl love showing off for these social networks ! lol 😏 
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waiting to see who's the winner of superstar k is the longest 😒 #superstark 
s/o to all the niggas who balled out for black friday and broke on this beautiful saturday morning 😏 
i was offered $500 for my birthday . i would deff blow it on useless shit . #noselfcontrol 😐 
god is goo d; thank god for another 24 ! 
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a guy that will only ask a girl out through a text or phone call #norespect 😐 👎 
i swear for the last four days , i wake up and immediately want to go get tatted . 😏 #rightnow 
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everyone making these christmas memories with their significant other except me 😒 
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, lmao well .. this made me laugh first , but then 😒 
USERNAME what do you mean lol i meant i tweeted too much >.< i know he opened with eternal andrew rayel remix followed by aeon 
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i hate everyone today already and it's only 11:06 am 😒 
my dreams never makes sense & confuses me even more 😑 
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13% & i don't know where my charger is 😖 
have USERNAME over for some quality saturday morning time , ends up talking to mom and broski for an hour about injuries & workouts ... 😒 
not complaining though . it was worth staying up 😏 
idk why i bother highlighting , the whole page ends up highlighted when i'm done . 😒 📖✏📚 
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tyson’s watching the clock . he just sai d: he’s ready to watch the iron bowl . #trainupachild 
woke up with an even worse cold #notagoodmorning 😪 😣 
why can't alcohol make you feel awesome the next day ! ? 😞 😣 😷 
dudes can be such dogs ... don't you have a gf ? naw we broke up ... rightt you always seem to at 1am 😒 don't text me on that shit 
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USERNAME i totally fell asleep last night lol i had work at 6am 😒 
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not gonna lie i just made the best breakfast 😏 🍳🍴 
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so much for a . i think thanksgiving break was just as stressful as being at school 😒 
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why was i even up so late last night ... ? 😑 
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when u lock ur phone & forget the password . 😧 then you remember early in the morning that ur wrote it on ur arm so u would remember . 😑 
such a lil bitch can't even finish my own pancakes 😒 
gotta get my lazy ass up & make me & stefanie breakfast . 😒 
#blackfriday shopping at the boulevard . you'd think these idiots that smoke would stop . i keep walking right into their scents . #gross 
everytime i get pissed off i end up breaking smg and costing me more money , then i have to replace it and that pisses me off even more 😒 
jr ewing is dead d: .... r . i . p . larry hagman . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME why you comin at my boy like that ? ! ? ! 😒 😠 👊💢 
i swear my teeth be hurting when i wake up ! 😁 😣 
people believe a lie b4 the truth damn 😔 😒 😔 
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good day for the heat in my jeep to stop working 😒 ❄ 
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if you are 20 and older ... and go to a high school party with 17 year oldz ... your a bumm end of story .. #ew 
totally ready to go to work at 9 only to find out i work at 10. 👉 😐 
last night we lost the game , my super cute phone case broke , and then my water bottle fell on my bed .. leaking into my phone . #badnight 📱💦 😖 😑 
up early , sucks i gotta work tonight , pause nott 😏 
USERNAME do i even know you ? ? you look like precious bitch 😑 😂 
yay i'm grounded like always , i guess i'll have to cancel my plans for a while smfh 😠 😡 😡 😡 😡 😠 😡 😡 😡 😡 😣 💔 #mymomsanutball 
i feel like poo . no bueno . 💩 😖 
damn last night taylor did try to fight like 3 guys and 2 girls lol 😏 
i'm such an early bird now . i can never staying sleeping in 😖 
can't wait to get my new phone ! !👈👌👏 😏 
listening to the eli young band makes me a lot more productive than listening to christmas music . i'm still not getting anything done tho . 😣 
i'm such an early bird now . i can never stay sleeping in 😖 
every day since wednesday has felt like sunday . 😣 
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watchin gary looks like im goin no wea tonite >.< 
you been in town several times since you left and i ain't seen you once ! 😑 
i really really don't want to get up for work 😒 
but that's the price i pay for living with a guy . 😒 
i need my friends to post more pictures on #instagram for me to look at ! #sick #dying #ill #bored 
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damn someone hit a deer ! that deer was demolished ewhh in so many pieces #gross 😲 
USERNAME 😐 hahahaha he always does that there all two faces 
mother scared me awake ... now i can't sleep . #rude 
oh , look who i found . 😏 USERNAME URL 
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USERNAME but doesn't want anyone to know what's going on 😏 
my phone won't get messages till i turn it off then turn it back on .. 😑 by that time it be too late 😕 
i seriously just had like 8 fucked up dreams in 1 night 😖 
see on of my favorites on my tl USERNAME 😏 
i'm only up cause i have to go home . 😑 
ugh ! ! ! i've been deprived of sleep for 2 says >_< 
yesterday was fun with cody . my tummy is still full . d: 
USERNAME just chillin cleaning out my dead grandmas house d: 
heading home ... (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 17 others) URL 
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putting USERNAME in a box and shipping her to china , she's useless here 😒 ✋ #worstfriendever 
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going to hangout wit my aunt today whoo hoo don't noe wat we are doing but wen it's wit her everything is funn 🙌 😏 
USERNAME ohh wow lol i would of got you white ones , lol red means love bro , but i'm sure she loves you >_< 
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so much #subtweeting i could do right now ! ! 😏 
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it's a dogs world in this house 😏 #goodmorning @ the pad URL 
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this break went by too fast ... not trying to go back to school tomorrow 😔 😒 
USERNAME ur cool 😏 now is if foot as in soccer or am football 
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damn i got excited that someone finally sent me a good morning text , but it was the wrong number >_< 
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going to branden house just to go back to sleep . it's gonna be a good day 😏 
USERNAME he said he ✌didnt ✌ but i dont know yet 😑 
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sitting here wondering where did we go wrong 😖 😔 
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& i don't feel like dealing with them berlin bs & hoes *sigh* 😒 
what my mom will not do is harass my brother and i with these early phone calls about macaroni & cheese ! 😐 😂 😏 
last saturday i'm working for awhile thank god . i need my sleep 😏 
if i ain't reply to the first text , don't send it again 😡 😒 
haven't been to church since last christmas .. this should be interesting 😣 
never tell me i have something to tell you or ask you just fucking say it or ask it without saying those lines #hateit 
man accused of thanksgiving day murder denied bon d: jacksonville , fla . -- the man accused of shooting and killing ... URL 
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my mom was just like i almost bought you the cutest outfit ! it was a fur cheetah jacket and a dark pink sparkly dress 😑 😶 😷 #stop #hahah 
the guy in the elevator was creepy as fuck with his loud ass breathing .. #ew 
going to go pick up my check since i forgot to get it last night 😑 lol 
USERNAME mugrosa ! ! ! 😒 twilight will always be better ! ! ! ✨💖✨💖 
mom at work and i have to cook my own breakfast 😒 
stories from last night . 😂 ... i cuddle in my sleep . 😏 😳 USERNAME USERNAME 
my voice is kind of gone .. what ? how ? why is this happening to me ? 😣 
dictionary needs to add cause apparently that's what i look like right now 😒 thankss👌 
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USERNAME i offered to take your 12 shift loser 😏 
we have to be to ishpeming for noon and adam just now got up 😣 
andd im about to go back to bed 😑 😷 
come and i can show you what it is all you gotta do is keep up 😏 
if you don't mean what you say then shut the fuck up . 😒 
<<<< hotter than fish grease hotter than a heater .... i don't see nan bitch that can see the diva 😏 
just heard this in the crow d: someone find that guy and buy him a drink #everton 
i need a truck . time to start getting these boxes outta here' 😖 
USERNAME lmao im about too . like im really hungry & she gunna get some damn chips 😒 wth ? 
today was the first day i slept in past 9, since the break started 😑 
the day of ashura is just so sad tears will just come to ur eyes listening to the stories and theses stupid ladies of laughin #justleave 😒 
so tired ! 4.5 more hours until i can sleep . 😒 
USERNAME you okay dear ? i have shit to tell you . text me when you get your phone back . >.< 
my lungs knew i was gonna be yelling a lot today .. that's what happened . 😏 
my momma bet not snitch or that's her ass 😂 😂 😂 😒 
grandma i'm watching a movie do not come downstairs and call your friend while sitting in the same room as me .. 😒 
that damn song . he keep singing . over & over . 😑 
😑 this is my facial expression every morning till about 12 
i don't understand why people always want to have a full conversation with me when i wake up . shut up man . let me collect my thoughts . 😒 
had to fire USERNAME 😑 .... baby momma applications now available 
b**tch u not my fuckin father to tell me wht to do like noo the the doesnt work with lizz no ! ! >.< 
i'm about to punch stephanie in the face for waking me up for the second time 😒 
twitter is about to be so annoying with all these rival games going on today .. 😐 
the more i work the sicker i feel ! 😣 
my mom is making me decorate outside .. aka my least favorite part . 😑 
ugh it'd be awesome if my flight to atlanta wasn't delayed 😒 
no really , it's okay to be courteous at an airport . #rude 
maggie's family are the loudest people in the morning like go to bed 😑 
tht awks moment when i hafta tell my cousin tht jerseys are out of style ... 😒 
idk what i scares me more when im in a car: goin over bridges or goin thru mountains 😣 
"USERNAME patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument ? ” squidwar d: no , mayonnaise is not an instrument , USERNAME 
i find it hilarious you act like it's nothing . funny that i'm still in your damn life . 😒 
the christmas music is officially on at mcalisters . 😣 🔫 
watchin the bulldogs play tech on our last day down in ga , pumped and sad at the same time ... 😆 😒 
'sir , can i see some id ? ' *you hand over a business car d: 100% genuine sex-haver ;)* 
why am i so scared to get my hair all cut off ... 💇 😖 #growbackfast 
USERNAME that's what i'm saying by people laughed at it of course 😒 
did you just say go bucks go steelers in the same tweet ? 😒 
i hate seeing #oomf talk to that girl in my tl << #yuck 
what can i say ? i give credit where credit is due . 😏 
this man tryna flirt w . my momma . 😒 she's married , she obviously isn't interested , & ain't nobody got time for that ! 
ofcourse . i'm not surprized he didn't take the day off . 😐 
USERNAME story of my life ! ! ! my gma , mom and aunt all own an antique store-__- 😣 torture lol 
i'll go to sleep , tmr'll be very fun , i love u guys >.< for being so kind to me , bear me , just for a week i'll be back at mama lộ 
stop biting your lip , your not cute ! 😒 
oh 😒 well at least i could see you in the process ... 
lmfao dick towel "USERNAME the things my brother asks me for , for christmas 😳 😑 URL 
USERNAME you ain't have to kick me like that 😒 
my da d: do you know what poop stands for ? 
i really hate when my parents fuss . ✊😪 😒 
do my dance on yo dx ck ooh you know you luv dis shit (ahh) *does 2 chainz dance* 
she know she love me . better stop playin 😒 
okay , it's been a month , why the fuck am i still sick ? #dying 😣 
doin chores fun :/ #bored don't lik it but if wanna spend time wit boo i got to 
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when i have to run my brother all over town 😒 
USERNAME damn right ! two things are for sure in this worl d: can't turn a ho into a housewife& can't make an independent woman submissive 
USERNAME USERNAME (and me) all have the same birthday… i bet kanye picked her so he wouldn't have to remember a new date . 😣 
so there's 40% off your whole purchase from abercrombie and hollister for this weekend ... time to buy shit i don't need 😀 😏 #addiction 
lisa has gone off the deep end .. 😐 #crazylisa 
back at work 😩 😏 @ us airways training center URL 
this is the fourth day in a row my sister is wearing the same clothes ... #family #gross 
USERNAME you should be . who hangs out with their family ? 😒 #friendsfirst #obviously ... i mean we love you and aren't even required to 
😒 are you ? hmph 😁rt USERNAME my grandma asked me was i still in love 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
it doesn't really bother me that people drink but it does bother me when i see all these nasty drunk pics << have some respect . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yea but at least your fucking roommates flush the toilet when they're done making boom boom #gross 
i'm confusedd lol and idk yet >_< wyd today ? 
USERNAME #rude excuse me billy bob , i know alot .. so hush .. sucka free ..... 
i felt like i slept in a igloo thank god i was passed out >.< 
#sales #job in #silverspring , m d: engineering services sales manager at cybercoders URL #cybercoders #jobs 
trying to force myself to sit down and do all my homework so i can enjoy the rest of break . #boring #screwschool 
i told USERNAME it was 11 :3 0 so she would wake up and play with me .. but really it's only 9 :3 0 😏 
i can't fuck with no lame ass nigga 😒 ✋ 
i just want to register for next semester ! 😖 
USERNAME quit playin bry bry ur ass did not have a job lmao 😏 
dat feeling when waking up to no goodmorning text 😒 😌 
yawl see what i gotta go through ? ? 😑 URL 
USERNAME sounds good . one of you guys text/call me when you guys are heading there . i wanted to bring koko along but she's busy today . d: 
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#retail #job in #payette , i d: id customer service representative at family dollar URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
lol thanks njtransit 😏 @ njt - aberdeen-matawan station (njcl) URL 
if i didn't want 5 sons in my future i would rip out my ovaries right now #inpain 😡 😞 😣 
doc seriously compared kg to a cell phone you'd buy from 7/11 though .... ttff 😒 
but why i had a dream my school got shot up . 😒 😲 
this lil boy need to put some pants on 😣 
#skilledtrade #job in #warwick , rhode islan d: residential ... at sears logistics services , inc . URL #searsjobs 
#labor #job in #waldorf , marylan d: residential appliance r ... at sears logistics services , inc . URL #searsjobs 
she told me to go on break . i been at work for 30minutes>>>>>>>>>> shit i ain't complaining 😏 
#healthcare #job in #laplata , m d: msw non exempt at fresenius medical care URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
only thing i like about not being home is not smelling like my moms foo d; lol 
#nursing #job in #ponderay , i d: rn at fresenius medical care URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#businessmgmt #job in #hagerstown , m d: home therapies program mgr at fresenius medical care URL #jobs 
#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: marketing internship at interweb-marketing com URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
having the money to go shopping , but with no ride >.< 
i can't leave my room , check twitter , facebook , or instagram all day without hearing about ohio state michigan . kkill mmee nnooww 😖 
why is flurry all of a sudden full ? o.o thats my place to hang out on club penguin . >.< 
woke up with my head pounding . 😣 someone kill me . 
USERNAME i know ! d: i'm stuck at work ! -__- 
i hate it when people call me while i'm sleeping , because then i can't fall back asleep , & i can't get back to my dream 😒 goodmorning guys 😑 
why people keep saying black friday over i can't shop now ? it ends on tuesday ! 😒 
hmm , might go skating .. but not at the caln rinkk 😏 
like shopping or get a new tatt .. 😏 😏 👍 
fsu just changed the grass to cardboar d; they always look better on paper . 
uh oh , senator .... 😁 😱 😣 #itsallabouttheu “USERNAME #sayfie #gogators URL 
you'll see some homo shit in the locker room 😒 
USERNAME thanks for throwing up all over my room 😑 😤 
frien d: guess what ! ? me: you gay asf 
USERNAME no i didn't go on my dangerous bike ride last night 🚵 😏 oh yeah ill text you back after i do quiet time reading my bible (: 
any jersey girls wanna meet me in the city today ? 🙏 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #pwease 
man my hoodrat ass sister didnt let me know about last night and wasnt able to see USERNAME >.< 
clark griswold need i say any more ... holiday roaad d; ) 
ugh hung over 😒 had a good time tho 😌 
i wish USERNAME and USERNAME were home already 😁 😣 😭 
i’ve been roped into family pictures d: but they’re on the beach .. meh 
just saw someone in a #michigan hoodie #ew #gobucks #osu 
ughh been in the car since 4 an still got 5 more hours to go #bored 
USERNAME 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 who's that someone your boyfriend john ? ! 😒 
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when you really like someone but you don't know what to do because you have mixed feelings >><< 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME i bet you guys are sitting next to each other 😏 
work at 3 :3 0 till 12 😒 🔫 i hate closing 
always finding a way to break up a long weekend for me ! (@ terminator 2 3- d: battle across time) URL 
ahh 😌 i love one of my followers . but don't tell her ... 😏 
USERNAME oh yeah an that shit ended to early anyway 😒 
takin the long cut to atwood , illinois today . reminiscent of childhoo d; sittin back with headphones in , scannin cornfields , ponderin 
going to bed tmat 6 am and waking up just now really sucks 😔 😔 😔 😒 😡 😤💤💤👎👊 💔 
joy , i babysit for for practically 9 hours and i get paid $30 😒 😡 👍 
USERNAME my 5 battery drains faster than my 4 did . woke up at 8 and im at 58% already 😒 
USERNAME i'd rather punch myself in the face daily then do this everyday 😑 worst ever . 
sprechen sie englisch and sprechen sie deutsch means do you speak english/german . it isn't spanish , french , or chinese .... *smacks head* 😑 
had a dream that rio had monster fleas #eww 😳 
shout out to my boy USERNAME for always having his phone charger at work and letting me borrow it 😏 #lifesaver 
my dog threw up and i just accidentally stuck my hand right in it #ew #gunnathrowup 
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asked his reason for benching gasol , lakers coach d'antoni sai d: 
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no new trial for teacher who killed her husban d: pontiac (wwj/ap) - an appeals court has overturned a decision that ... URL 
wow someone used a pumpkin as a weapon . 😒 🎃 
building inspectors at site of gas blast in springfiel d: springfield - dozens of building inspectors are assessing ... URL 
USERNAME i lied to you . there's some light snow but none in the ground or anything 😏 
had a pretty good night , i was on my level . 😏 
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nasty men at the gas station make me sick 😖 
i'm not just saying only op is full of deceitful bitches but i've just encountered a good amount of those here . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME he's been mine .. bitch .. 😏 
but i really have something else in mind 😏 just depends on how things work out .. 
why is this so funny to me ? ! #bored 
😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 “USERNAME omg soo me rt“USERNAME i took it from some girl , but this is so me 😒 URL 
i seriously blew a red light from txting 😒 fml 
i’m weak . in more ways than one 😕 😏 
#job in #collegepark , m d: staff assistant (virtual) at dhi URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i'm trying super hard to sleep , but my brain won't stop singing we no speak americano in time with the ticking of my watch 😑 #wideawake #why 
my (i k m ) don't work on my keyboard anymore so now i have to type sideways or let autocorrect figure it out 😒 
gah 😣 my friends have no idea how to talk to guys ... somethings are just common sense 
but i gotta keep an eye out for selena >_< 
USERNAME ya move to chicago so we can get a place and twerk all night 😏 🎉👯 #ratchets 
another 7 hour drive back , with no computer 😑 🔫 
#oomf boyfriends get on my nerves ! 😩 😖 >>>>>> 
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USERNAME lol i'd rather wait than be at home 😑 
USERNAME lol . and you & that tonguee . >.< 
this driving lesson is way to early in the morning . 😑 
i guess i should get ready for work . 😒 
man i be getting my dm so fucking late yo . >.< 
you look like bad news , i gotta have you . 😏 
every chick i convo wit all they wanna talk bout is $$$ mane dat shit was 3 years ago 😒 
no school tuesday 👌 goin to eagles game monday night 😏 
boxer hector camacho has die d: doctors in puerto rico say he was taken off life support saturday morning . URL 
#it #job in #americanfalls , i d: iphone and android app developer at izone technologies URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#pharmaceutical #job in #suitland , m d: pharmacy supervisor , marlow heights ... at kaiser permanente URL #kaiser 
you hit me with this simple ass three to five word convo imma delete your number ! 😒 
you , my dear , need to be sterilized . #nasty 
i'm so nervous for monday cause i have to ask for days off and my manager gets so mad when i ask 😒 
dam someone buy me a cuddleuppet for my birthday ... it's a cozy blanket and a puppet ... shits real 😏 
USERNAME lucky 😒 can i see you soon please ? i miss your ugly face . 
lamar , chris , chardee , chantell at my house right now . it's 10:45 in the morning . 😒 URL 
USERNAME ok i understand this 💊 but why this 💉 ? ? ? ! ! lol tf 😼 
shoot . i was going to have my birthday party on friday , but now we have a game . 😣 
two of the nastiest bitches there are . #gross . 
#automotive #job in #hagerstown , m d: diesel technician/mechanic ii at penske URL #gopenskecareers #veteranjob 
#retail #job in #lavale , m d: retail store positions at cvs caremark URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME pause on what i told you ! lol wait on that one haha 😳 😏 😂 
1-year education internships in singapore - icon+ pte lt d: ( #boston , ma) URL #internship #job #jobs 
don't wanna deal with anything or anyone kind of mood 😑 
& my mama gone tell me i need rehab like she didn't use to smoke weed 😒 
my nail lady is out of town 😑 😩 #firstworldpains 
i'm just trying to watch the movie , and hayley is havin her own little concert ! 😒 
USERNAME it works for everything ! #stop #swerve #rude #gtf #errythang 
USERNAME how much is it to eat there .. 😏 
wondering did USERNAME & USERNAME get my tweet the other day about elephant pregnancy ? ? 😏 
me and folk don't even see eye to eye , so quit asking me dat shit 😒 
dont forget to thank go d: ) is able to do all things 
i wish i was going to the bedlam game today 😒 
wish i could go see ut lose today . stuck at the beach 😏 
drive all the way to niagara falls to ihop to find out my dad doesn't have his wallet 😒 🔫 #depressing #ijustwantpancakes 
just a little mad about how everyone is taking about what they are doing over break while i'm stuck at temple in the studio 😒 
if you have time to go on facebook and update your status then you have time to text me back .... #rude 
i love waking up from michael playing disney music 😒 
how i'm spending the rest of my weeken d: watching star wars URL 
i wanna go to the party today .... but then again i wanna ....... oh nvm 😔 😒 
yesterday in san diegoi went shopping in the morning d; i got a sweater , socks , a scarf , & some jewerly . 
USERNAME lol they just all smell so good ! i'm like , okay time to try this one ! & this one .. & this one 😏 
my dream was so weird :( this guy kept making babies out of candy and eating them ! 😣 😖 
bout to get dresse d: golden coral breakfast , outlets , more sea food ... in that order 
i need to make sweet christmas presents this year . #creativityblock #frustrating 😣 🎅🎁 
USERNAME have you seen the trailer for the collection ? ? ? 😭 😖 😭 😖 😭 😖 
in the barbershop waiting 😖 @ d & m barber shop URL 
thinking real hard if i should go shopping again or save 😖 
going to practice tomorrow but i can't play 😒 😔 
two hours of sleep and i'm up like i had a full nights sleep 😒 😴 
my mom and brother are really trying to drag me to the bass pro shop right now #uhno #fuckthat 😖 🔫 
you know ....... this is what i get ! lol 😒 stupid girl . 
dunkin donuts in south holland is not my favorite ! ! ! ! ! 😒 😣 
party party party tonight 😏 😏 😏 🎉🍻🍸🎊🎊🎊🎊 ahh ready to be on my ass tonight 
just recieved one of the grossest coffees ever experienced 😒 
USERNAME i could too , but i cant cause someone else has been in it more than i have >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME tonight better be better then last night ..... 😑 
fuck mouthwash ,,, burns the shit outta my mouth d; 
seriously can't fuckin sleep in cause if this bed idk why . 😒 
blogger/journalist/writing associate - errun d: ( #cambridge , ma) URL #socialmedia #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME oh 😑 damn lol i used to love this song junior year and now i can't remember the name or find the cd 
you know thay feeling you get when you feel like someone hates you for no reason ? #hateit 
i ask my mother if we can go to montgomery mall , & she's like 😐 geez 
USERNAME would you punch doug in the face ? ! d: 
i really don't feel like going back to d . c . 😒 
i love when my mom's out of town because my dad never makes me do any of my chores 😏 
USERNAME ohh took the long way homee 😏 hahaha lol jk 
so much for my hour nap before clinic ... 😣 
i wish i could work with my hair down 😕 😒 #serverproblems USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
graphic design intern - military families unite d: ( #washington , dc) URL #art #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah i'm not feeling that ... 😒 ❄⛄ 
marketing & graphic design - mingle aroun d: ( #chicago , il) URL #art #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
yay for oil changes early in the morning on my day off 😒 
seeing someone puke in starbucks was definitely something i didn't wanna witness this morning . #gross 
USERNAME lol its true , i dont even know how ppl can even say that word >.< 
i hate when people don't text back . 😔 #hateit 
my car has seriously been to hell and back 😒 
i got one thing on my to do list t d: watch college football all day 
#bored #work #flow #new #dunks #addemtothewall @ ny styles barber shop URL 
i had a cup last night && now that i drank this water i can feel the liquior again 😔 😒 
i just wanna hug a girl really hard right now d: its been a week :( 
USERNAME i'm trying not to think about finals . 😣 
break up session with mohe at hall room #uaestudentforum2012 #3ainawyp dx USERNAME @ omni shoreham hotel URL 
freaky how i declined 2 people on facebook and now they have subscribed to me d: 
USERNAME no today's my last day ! ! ! d: 
i have a stron feeling homecoming is going to be wack a'f 😐 
that a boy ! ! way to go jace ! rtUSERNAME 3r d: bennett chooses down 
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will be running custom lobbies today on #gears3 deatils: URL live streame d: URL join in on the fun ! 
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USERNAME my eyes were just close i wasn't asleep . 😑 
my 19th birthday i was 4 months pregnant and my house got robbed 😑 
returning food . cali couldn't tolerate this new foo d: ( (@ country max) URL 
USERNAME welcome to veganism ! but uggs aren't vegan 😏 
shid ! ! ! ↭ rt USERNAME USERNAME im not even that sensitive d: 
decorating the tree is supposed to be a cute , fun , family thing right ? not in my house . it's someone's 'responsibility .' 😒 
my brother really stands outside my room and talks as loud as he can on the phone . #bye 😒 
#hospitality #job in #bethesda , marylan d: seasonal barista part time at nordstrom URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i just love hearing door slams in my house when i'm home alone 😒 
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USERNAME 😏 i wasn't sure if it was about me , but i agreed with it anyone . 
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hate when i'm hungry but can't decide what i want to eat 😖 😫 
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try to delete you completely from my life and things still pop up . 😒 
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yesterday i walked straight into a fire hydrant .. tell me my knee isn't killing me right now 😭 😣 
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USERNAME read this “USERNAME wishing the daughter of USERNAME a lifetime of good health heading forwar d: URL 
give thanks to the lord , for he is goo d; his love endures forever . 
USERNAME lol , and if the girls do then fuck 'em ! 😏 
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whoops i forgot i fired her 😑 . new name needed 
yucky hangover 😣 thankful for my boyfriend right about meow . 
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ooh fuck yeah . lady at work brought me some turkey leftovers 😏 not like i need it or anything . 
i just ate one tiny chocolate bar and broke out 😒 fuck acne 
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why am i up right now 😒 seriously just went to bed . 
my phone does not even notify me when i have interactions on twitter . 😒 
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instagram recor d: 10m photos mentioning were shared to the network on thursday . URL 
USERNAME dang ! 😖 cheesin way too big ! ! 😁<-- me . lmaoo 
USERNAME it would be , but he isn't here anymore 😔 lol but i have jess for that . she likes michigan 😒 
phone battery is already at 38 percent and i still have 6 hours 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME the classic stutter ... she was probably thinking froyo car d= lots of froyo= fat .. too much to handle 
#job in #laurel , m d: assembler at kelly services URL #kellyjobs #kellyservices #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
wow zuko got off on me ! you bitch >_< lol 
when a girl knows i don't like her and she thinks it's cool to follow me on instagram ... #smh #hahaha 😒 😂 
USERNAME lmaoo i really am . now i wont get my turn cause females wanna fuck ish up 😒 
people that don't know me assume that i'm a bitch , stuck up , & etc because of ..... 😒 😑 
ivan just replying from my text i sent like 2 hours ago 😒 😒 😒 
lol no i'm not . why you say that 😏 
#sales #job in #bethesda , m d: financial professional associate at prudential URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
anyone else thinks this is pretty cool ? 😏 haha URL 
#1 rule of the roa d: keep your eyes on the highway ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! it's really not that hard ... 😒 
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from the end of the earth will i cry unto thee , when my heart is overwhelme d: lead me to the rock that is higher than i . ~psalm 61:2 
when you slur words together && giggle awkwardly . #embarrassing #supershy #killmenow <<<😁 😂 .. 😒 🔫 
USERNAME yea lol sorry we all don't get nice ass tans ! 😑 😔 i get burnt then like pink 
once again why do i even watch scary stuff ? 😩😫 😖 
#retail #job in #hagerstown , m d: md assistant store manager at family dollar URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
ctfu oomf b going in , i love her tweets yo 😂 😏 👏 
have done completely no work 😒 . guess i'll at least finish this research paper . 
USERNAME noo stop it was soo gross like you don't even knoww ! #notfunny 😒 
wish i had a mustache so i can offer mustache rides 😫😩 😕 😒 😖 
law and order:svu the only good thing on tv . 😠 😒 
the smell of nail polish remover this morning remained me of last night 😒 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
sba hea d: i haven't heard any small business owners say obamacare will have a negative impact on them URL 
im never ashamed of nothing i do because i do wtf i want and quite honestly i don't really give a fuck about much . 😏 
idk how people are over the age and can sit around and not have a job , not even look for a job . it's sad , wish i could work 😒 
USERNAME why can't i retweet you anymore ? ! 😑 
asked my mom what were doing today and she tells me asshole ! 😒 
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omg what i just heard <<<<<<< i'm never getting drunk again fml #disgusted #eww #wtf #notcool #notokay 
so slow at work , and the buffet is broke . #bored 
how come all my fantasy players teams play the heat , lakers , and celtics all week when USERNAME team plays the cavs and wizards 😑 
oh poppycock i totally forgot i have that meeting at three . 😣 
ok mom and dad , keep talking about me like i'm not sitting 10 feet from you ... 😒 
i already know i'm gonna hear it when i go downstairs 😑 
i hate how taneysha always makes plans with at the last minute 😑 
today i'm happy i'm not a bear . #ew #phew #ptl 
my parents tell me what they wanna eat & when i tell them what i wanna eat they say 😒 
day 3 of operation turkey haze . this is ba d; i find myself low on stuffing and gravy . looks like ill have to make more . 
USERNAME eu ja d: nem me deram tempo de secar a grana 
waking up in my boyfriends be d; but he's already at work >>><<< #lovesleepingwithyou #getoffworkalready #imissyou 
i hate how taneysha try's to make plans with me at the last minute 😑 
😏 rt USERNAME i have so many bruises on my body and i have no idea where they're from . 
she my boo , she jus dont know it yet 😏 
when i buy used books for english class to save money and the person who had the book before me annotated it terribly << #annoyed #messy 😒 
USERNAME lmfao , 😑 that's not a good thing is it ? 
USERNAME great commercial ! beats by dre color tv a d: all eyes on us URL 
someone tell me why in the fuck im awake so early >_< 
not in the mood for anything i have to do today & lost my debit card 😒 🔫 
i want fsu to win . but we know that's not gonna happen 😒 
i know this nigga ain't sleepin , why has my phone not gotten a text doe ? 😒 
just try to say hi to USERNAME though the window but he didn't see me 😒 so sad 
i wanna go out , but i have no one to go with >_< 
fuck , tomorrow i have to get my nails painted blue and fucking red 😑 smh lol i hate loosing bets 
USERNAME lol when you said that i was like 😏 oh ? famous 
hw today , 😑 gotta make myself do it or else i won't . 
then you get mad when i dont answer the phone 😒 pshht . 
ha ... i don't wanna get up from my bed v.v 
USERNAME i would if i could , i just don't know if there's enough water to skate on d: once it gets closer to january ill tell ya :) 
i want to go back to school but i don't want to even think about finals & shizz 😑 🔫 #plzkillmenow 
did i actually think i was gonna get a nap in today ? of course not . 😒 
everybody sounds so broke talking about this damn $15 for a party ! get tf over it 😑 
USERNAME bahahaa .... windshiel d= ok . funky bathroom mirror=get some windex , asap ! 
USERNAME the trash is very secret ... no one knows whats in there . 😏 
& i got lime-away in my eye at work ... eye wash station & all 😒 
haven't seen my boyfriend in 4 days ..... #cool 😒 😢 👎 
welcome back party ashlyn , i've missed you . 😏 
that moment when you're tossing & turning && then you do it once more && you fall off a bed 😒 😣 
why my mom always talking to me when i have my headphones in my ears ... 😑 
USERNAME nah , i don't believe you at the beach 😏 
forget the ohio state game , i'm just trying to keep from puking 😷😁 😖 
one of the worst feelings is to go shopping and leave your wallet at home .. and then your aunt and nonna don't wanna buy you anything . 😔 😒 😫 
i hadd aa dream that i wass smokingg aa bigg fat aa blunt withh oomf lol #ewee 😖 
i think i pulled a muscle in my leg while i was sleeping . i can't walk with out twitching 😑 
that moment when your realise your not gonna get ihop d: << 
USERNAME i kinda figure d: p saw u last night bt didn't feel like getting out of the truck 
hmm i think everyone's still sleeping . my music will accident be on full blast 😏 
USERNAME i actually have a quite a few . it's on their phone . and i don't like to show off . keep it classy my friend . 😏 
someone com over ! ! ! i'm bore d: / 
USERNAME what about being a redhead ...... i'm sure you'd love that 😏 
idk what y'all are talking about .. but brown eyes can be damn sexy on a girl just as much as blue or green eyes 😏 💁 
USERNAME 58 for me . and i took it off an hour ago . 😐 🔫 
USERNAME lol yeah and hopefully i wont >.< lol thanks ! 
i just now realized that somewhere durin' this parade adventure i've ripped my pants 😒 😒 🔫🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lol it's all the same if you like vagina 😏 
my roots look horrendous 😣 still can't decide if i should stay with the color i have or change it 
i'm in one of those moods .. i guarauntee i won't talk to anyone today .. 😕 😒 
somebody shoot me ! why does my mother in law think i want to hear about her sex life ? #gross #stfu 
but i can't cause i'm probly leaving tomorrow 😒 ✌ 
hehee people will be saying that one day , one day .. 😏 
USERNAME lmfao no thank god ! i can barely remember last night 😖 😖 never again 
english :) project :) , math :) project :) , an d: ) a :) history :) essay :) on :) a :) topic :) i :) don't :) even :) know :) to :) do :) today :) 
a bird is eating my throw up outside from last night . #ham #hungover #gross 
somebody get me some more polo black for my birthday i ran out 😖 
i kind of like it when boys get jealous 😏 
bowled yesterday for the first time since summer with my dad and had 148 average after 4 games .. not to shabby i'd say 😏 🎳🎳 
i think i have an ear infection ughh 😖 👉👂💢🔥 
while decorating the christmas tree i am trying to make my mother listen to mumford and sons ... she just doesn't get it 😒 
i wanna go shopping bout .... again no vehicle . 👊 😖 😁 
did not want to start my day off by killing a pig . #effthat #gross #notagoodbirthday 
wearing leggings and an oversized shirt to thanksgiving because i know i'm going to eat my weight in food .. #judgeme #hereicomehills 😏 
when ur ex brings his new gf to work ! <<<<<< 😒 😒 😒 
damn i woke up even more sick ! ! ! ! and i slept like shit ! ! #doctortime 😣 
USERNAME haha can't do that , today's my day of freedom . tomorrow i'm back there again for some event inside the park 😖 hahaha 
when christmas comes around the movie i watch the most is home alone .. 😏 
no please stupid couple in front of me at starbucks keep making out thats exactly what i want to see 😒 #getaroom 
in attic; nf d; ch:9,13 @ 9:07 am -brian hum ... URL 
wtf i wish i knew about this #cutestcatcontest -- cedric would win easily 😼 
so tired 😐 at least i beat the hangover 😌 
time for work .... yet another double shift >_< (@ culver's) URL 
no matter what i do , i cannot gain weight ! 😒 😒 😒 @ the ghetto URL 
fresh out the shower . about to get my day starte d; 
some people aren't suppose to wear leggings or yoga pants #disgusting #vomiting #sorrynotsorry 
i just wana see you strip , got damn she sexy 😏 
USERNAME well my mom is babysitting tonight so i'm seeing what i can get into today 😏 
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USERNAME here it is in h d: URL not working on my computer yet , at the moment . 
on my way to the swap meet again ugh 😒 
at the movies super early cause austin read the time wrong 😒 
needs to get ready but doesn't want too 😒 #comfy #sleepy 
one of my most favorite things in the worl d: when a jackass maniac flies past me on the interstate then i see them pulled over 2 miles up . 
USERNAME ugh 😒 call in ! ! i'm trying to do something for avery's birthday (tomorrow) 
USERNAME exactly when i read it i was like that totally reminds me of nicole 😏 😏 
why do all the cute guys have to be either annoying , immature , or gay 😒 
` this move is ridiculous . if my husband ever cheated on me i'd probably cut his dick off & stick in the blender then make him drink it >.< 
my dad got a text this morning before i did ... cool 😒 
someone come eat at humps ! ! ! ! & tell yo mama , her frands , & deeyy kids ! #bored 
i don't want to go to my brothers basketball game tonight 😒 
USERNAME tell me about it i'm still in bed . my meds make me loopy so i'm like half asleep . but i should be packing but eh 😒 
😑 twitter is pointless right now with the game . 
USERNAME i actually saw your daughter do it and stole her idea 😏 lol 
if i like you , i'm going to tease you 😏 🎧 
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doing a group project with idiots 😣 have to redo all their parts 😪 
women's: m , men's: s rt USERNAME i'm under women's small 😒 rt USERNAME i'm sad forever rt USERNAME :( URL 
i hate when bitches i don't like continue to talk to me ... 😑 
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wish i could rewind to graduation day ... i was such a miserable bitch that day ... with a raging afro 😑 
i almost texted you .. but then i forgot we don't talk anymore 😒 #kindamissyou 
i despise decorating the house for christmas ... 😑 😑 😑 
i want a giraffe print case . i saw one , but it looked cheap . #dontdew 😒 
USERNAME on my way to go apply for the night job .... 😏 
leslie don't believe i'm drug free ! 😳 😑 😱 🙊👊 
my days are so mixed up , woke up thinking it was sunday ! 😒 
ahh crap my mom is about to leave oklahoma soon and they have to be here at 3pm . >.< 
there's not a doubt in my mind that my family will say something to piss me off today .. but i've gotta be happy #ordersfromdad 😒 
USERNAME i kept waking up cause of your loud mouth ! 😒 
USERNAME excuse me while i drink my pain away 😐 🍺 ... 😪🔫 
dutch is the only thing keeping me awake 😳 😣 
USERNAME looking like a actress n all i see u . 😏 
finding out my mom went shopping again today without me is not okay . i need to wake up earlier . 😒 
i really wanted to go to the game . 😕 😞 😒 
i talk so much shit in my head but decided not to say noting cause some people ain't worth wasting words on 😒 
i need an ipod with more memory but i really don't want to ask for that for christmas . meh 😒 
bih .. i didn't talk to you in a month .. 😒 
USERNAME was a nice man handing over that kief last night 😏 
just realized i was supposed to be buying christmas presents yesterday .. didnt buy any & instead spent almost $600 on myself #dumbidiot 😒 
people who say there allergic to bullshit , yet they cause it >.< 
i'm like fresh out the shower with dark circles 😣 
USERNAME i'm moving to puerto rico with my dad for a month haha 😣 😁 
i hate how this medication makes my muscles stiff and causes me to bruise so easily 😑 
i'm so glad i told them &they understan d: ) 
you call me hardly ever . and when you do , u want me to come for late thanksgiving . no thanks . there's a reason i don't come around . 😒 
i hate knowing this many fsu fans . my newsfeed is disgusting . most of my graduating class went there . #ew #beatfsu 
congrats to USERNAME for getting USERNAME to start saying and now im starting to say it 😑 ✋ 
#retail #job in #uppermarlboro , m d: retail store positions at cvs caremark URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
really don't wanna work tonight . wanna take off but kinda need the money . 😒 #decisionsdecisions 
don't fuck around with guys emotions , you don't know what a man is capable of 😒 
obviously i'm about to make christmas cookies 😏 #hoohoohoo 🎅 
i'm gonna get a cat and hide it from my mom #goodidea 😼 
café and chéss ... #p dx #breakfast #chess @ cafe alchemy URL 
i don't even want to think about beer today ..... or at least til tonight 😏 
that moment when i find out your truck is a ford<<< #nothotanymore . 😒 
the order of the phoenix is the best one 😑 ✨ 
i hate that my family tells me to get ready way before them because but when i'm ready they're not 😑 
i think i say this everyday . i don't wanna go to work ! 😒 #blah 
wow my dad is mean too his own sister 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i hate the stars .. they're such a tease 😒 
things we have learne d: our defense is asleep , our play calling is still terrible , colter still cannot throw . at least we we are predictable 
call me mr . been there , done that 😼 
USERNAME USERNAME i also always support any scandalous action 😒 wish i was there #loveyouboth . #proud friend 
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bought my baby a fabulous new gift , can't wait to see him in it 😏 #sophisticted #uspolo 
boredom kills you guyss , and i proved it to USERNAME >.< , lmfaoo 
aww how cute you drunk text me ... not ! 😒 
-tht moment you wake up n it's #ironbowlsaturday n your team is the crimson tide ... 😏 hahahah #rtr 
😑 ain't got to worry about it . nae must be having one by someone else . 
home #stumptown cold brew . mason jar . i'm so #p dx it hurts . and i wouldn't have it any other way . URL 
holy shit we all just sharted . #eww #skanks #lol #at #our #lives . USERNAME USERNAME 
to the dude with the dr strangelove glasses riding a mope d: fuck you . 
your acting like a chick , why bother ? i can find someone way hotter with a bigger ... well . 😏 💁✨ #ke $ha 
these niggaz come downstairs & don't even eat breakfast , but pouring drinks #sickening 😒 😩 
i hate when my family leaves me out of there plans . #hateit 
i actually slept good with only getting 7 hours of sleep . now to get ready for this long day at work 😒 
*screams to the top of your lungs* mom: wtf r u screamin about me: i stepped on a lego da d: oh hell yeah that shit hurt like a mutha f***er 
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the feeling you have when you just wake up 😫 😣 😖 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 
no me gustan los limites . ya no tengo unlimited data on my phone 😒 fyou verizon ! 
i know i'm lazy for barley getting up lol >.< 
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in #flint at my moms place n she won't stop looking at me 😒 
that run completely killed me ! ! ! d; #outofshape #fatpeopleprobz 
depressed i can't watch this game 😣 #workingwoman #gobucks 🏉 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 i made elios does that count 
i am seriously so sick of working . #blahh 😒 
i wish i was at the shooting range with my family ! :'( #leftout #rude #myfault 
i wanna wear this new shirt i got but it's to cold for it 😒 
it really grinds my gears when unknown numbers text my phone and when i ask they do not respond 😒 
work is the last place i wanna be right now ☝ 😣 😫🔫🔪 😔 😡 
USERNAME wow .. v.v good to know you finally found it and just left it there 
obviously not gonna talk to you when youre a bitch . all you care about is yourself . 😒 
the entire star wars series is on today .. 😒 #grreat 
i'm sorry , ill make it up to youu 😣 
lol it be like that . 😏 rt USERNAME USERNAME you geeked last night ! 
-n my bro in law is here ... haha n he's an auburn fan 😏 😏 😏 😏 
i swear whenever i'm in roc it snows in bing . and now that i'm in bing it snowed in roc 😒 
i don't know what's wrong with me , i can't get warm to save my life ! 😖 ❄ 
USERNAME USERNAME you are not gonna be first person who left people behin d: ) sana lazizada enfes bir nargile ismarlayacaktim :) 
i hate going to the mall 😒 going to buy a tie 
USERNAME fuckin clown ralphy already dashed me but i had left them how cuz idk if y'all recycled or not 😂 😂 😂 .... 😒 
USERNAME what's wrong d; & feeling good why did you deactivated your facebook ? :o 
#photoadaynov day 24 something you hear d: the waves #nofilter @ ft . lauderdale beach URL 
USERNAME hahahaha i'm a nice person 😏 but . yeah i think so ! #thanks #istilldontwannaknowthetime 
<<<people who rep their twitter too hard at parties . #smh USERNAME 😒 😂 
USERNAME and those friends still remember it and mention it 😑 
USERNAME don't slip don't slip cuz a nigga might push up on it 😏 🎶🎵 
tired of showing love and not getting shown back 😒 
seeing oomf on my tl right now « « « « « dislike his black ass right now ! >_< 
when people guess my age it's usually 15 or 16. d: waah ... 
USERNAME sorry 4 the wait , carter 4 coming soon , light it up cause imma smoke good 😏 
i had good intentions to get on here and blow on this bitch ... 😒 
ugh . i hate using the restroom right after food . d: 
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no dad i don't wanna drive around winter park and look for houses , i wanna go back to tampa please ! 😒 😒 
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USERNAME don't do it d: i'm still in bed too . 
how three animated holiday tv classics nearly got grinche d: for many tv viewers , christmas wouldn't be christmas ... URL 
i wish i could take khloe home with me >.< 
looking back at my timeline and mobile uploads on fb i had way to much fun this past year 😏 
smh only got one out of the three yesterday 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME she's obviously not that bored because she didn't text me back 😒 hahaha 
bored of being bored because being bored is boring 😒 
rt: USERNAME rewar d: i will purchase you drinks all night long at the bar and smoke you up afterward . real name . no gimmicks . 
most delicious thing in the worl d: caramel pecan sticky roll . @ belle epicurean URL 
#sweetsaturday mr . wrinkled from #uk sai d: we think @ granduca di sicilia URL 
driving in the parking lot is just as fun as shopping 😒 USERNAME USERNAME 
my hair has gotten so long ! it takes me forever to straighten it now . 😑 💁 
eh . mcdonald's for breakfast and i'm full . 😖 
i kill my battery as soon as i wake up #music 🎧 #twitter 🐤 #text 📲 #notgood 😒 
ahhgghh time to start the day i guess 😒 😁🙏🙌 
i can't wait to head back to campbellsville in a few hours where the nagging of every choice i make will stop . 😑 
síguele habalando , nomás no llores cuando te rompa toda la puta jeta 😏 
so i know that's not a text he wants to see when he goes on break . 😐 
2 liters of uv and nobody to drink it with v.v .. 
have a tummy ache this morning 😞 😞 blahh i need some 7up or something >.< 
USERNAME like soo many were compacted into one ! and soo many people were in it ! some i did , and didn't know lol d: 
when i go too church all we gon be eating is turkey & ham til february nigga 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME jebb have you not learne d: everything you bet on loses . the gators lost , and obama is president . 
i might have to sell a bunch of stuff just to go on spring break this year . 😩 😐 
step 1 to being a better me . staying focus and completing goals . moo d: work hard play hard (@ gold's gym express) URL 
called to check on my pup and they said that he's only playing with the little dogs , and doesn't let any big ones play . #selfish #rude 
i'm in such a depressing mood right now .. someone better come over tonight & keep things off my mind 😒 
i wish i wasn't working so i can watch the ohio state game 😒 #gobucks 
farted so bad i had to leave the area #sick #nasty #foul 
oh how i love saturday traffic ... 😒 @ auburn ma URL 
wow that's some realistic poop ... #thisisreal #omg #gross @ walmart supercenter URL 
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i have more dye on my face than on my head ... 😒 
USERNAME on a bunk ass mission 😒 but i did hit martinis first tho . wbu ? 
USERNAME true . i'm coming to see you guys saturday . 😏 turn up up up . 
i hate when mom ignores my calls . 😑 🔫🔪💉💊 i could be dying ovah hur . 
you suck , he sucks , she sucks , everyone sucks 😒 
damn you comcast for going out right in the middle of toy story 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
and here i am ... sick again . 😣 😨 
i wish i had a friend willing to move out of state with me . i don't want to live in eugene forever ... 😒 
i can't fuck with hoe niggas , i can't trust these hoes neither . 😑 
home all alone with nothing to do <<<<<<<<<<<<< 😒 😔 😩 
USERNAME lmao ikr she got on that hot ass thermal shirt 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
rambo is all the time tryna steal the ball & 9 times outta 10 he gets it . 😏 👏 
i foresee myself being single forever . i'm starting to develop trust issues 😖 . 
USERNAME r . i . g . h . t . like who tf comes up w this shit 😒 
USERNAME the new app is actually pretty nice; p dx -area maps are decent . also check out nokia's here app for 3rd party alternative . 
if everyone in this world smoked wee d: everyone would be some tired hungry fat motha fuckas 
i wanna go to paradise bakery ! that sounds so good right now >_< 
my sister just kicked me , and drew blood on my leg with her toenails ... #gross 
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interesting unis being worn in blacksburg today . unrelate d: ah ah ah say , ah say #foghornleghorn is now trending , suhh . 
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i absolutely love getting completely ready for no reason . #sarcasm 😒 
my mom is way more excited about this uofm/osu game then i am ... 😑 
too bad USERNAME won't be there .. 😒 #football #food #missmytwin 
my heart is set on you , i don't want no one else . and if you don't want me i guess i'll be all by myself . 😏 
just freaked out cuz i was creeping on myself and i accidentally favorited one of my own tweets ........ 😐 
i think i'ma jst going to talk to both , i can't seen to choose .. 😒 
i woke up laying so close to the wall but i didn't notice and i went to rub my eyes and i hit my head like an idiot >.< 
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hold the fuck up ! ! ! ! where the fuck is tina fey ! ? >.< #snl whats going on , bro ? -.- 
i wanna be a vs model 😒 a girl can dream 
this is what i get served at the waffle house ! ! 👀 😠 😒 @ waffle house URL 
having one of those mornings where i swear to never drink ever again . i hate drinking .... for now at least . 😲 😲 😖 😖 
alma: you have to find a dress for my birthday . me: yes i know . alma: well you better fuckin get to it and you better fuckin find one . 😐 
chabree stuff keep popping up on my phone >_< i forgot i still had her account up . . *delete's account* 
joann fabrics fucking moved down the road everyone .. i hate delivering flowers sometimes 😒 
totally want one of these clutches ... my version of a fashion forward ipad mini case #ofbp dx # @ the cleaners URL 
i've been waiting here for an hour . i don't have patience 😒 
but won't be able to drive it for right now . 😒 
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it is impossible to sleep if you are in a group message 😒 
USERNAME cause i aint feel good last night and we had to flip the dx mn pie bar . and i feel worse tonight . fxck that ! 
so l long as people keep having kids , clorox shall profit . #gross 
yes . because we want to hear you bitch at us because we have problems . #no #rude 
USERNAME where at ? i'm still looking for a new job 😒 
tonight im doing homework at 1030 pm .. after work .. when im tired .. 😐 
i honestly hate texting people first . this is why i don't text at all . 😑 
i am not a mean girl . i am not in high school d: 
got a 2 hour drive till i'm back to my house yayy 😒 
i had this terrible dream where i lost the battery to my iphone and woke up in a panic .... my iphone doesn't have a removable battery . 😒 
“USERNAME this is all of the attention you get during a football game . nothing more . USERNAME URL jerk 😒 
that moment when you bite the side of your tongue <<<<< 😣 😖 #ouchh 
steadily working through chores list . my rewar d: visit with my folks , decorating the christmas tree & thanksgiving pt . ii . #helloholidays 
woke up even more sick and at work with a headache and here for 8 hours 😣 😪 
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why must after things are good between us she looks at stuff about ending relationships its like one foot with me and one out the door sa d: ( 
USERNAME well , i don't have a lady right now but it is normally a good idea .. just realize d: first single b-day as an adult . 
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USERNAME maybe you should be more difficult ? ! 😒 i didn't know dividing $38 was difficult ! 
USERNAME 😏 osu isn't that good this year anyway 😏 ⭕🙌 
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USERNAME especially by 2 ! 19 dollars hello lady ! 😒 pissed me off ! 
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never gave 3 fucks and i still don't now >_< 
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my mop jus broke idk how ima clean up now ugh 😑 
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USERNAME cause they run faster , and can steal the ball better 😏 
thanksgiving break went by fast its sat already fml >.< 
this lady in med express just asked where her magazine with tanning chatum went . 😐 
i might get myself some of these so called things called leggings 😏 
thoes jokes you dont get .. and people are laught . #happensalot #hateit #imslow 
USERNAME USERNAME relate d: is there overdraft protection available ? 
USERNAME that's the spirit ! lmk if you want to check out p dx downtown maps on my phone 1st . 
only 5 months and 22 days till summer vaycay 😏 ☀🌊⭐🐬 
having one of those day when i'm already out & look in the mirror and think 😒 
i just busted my ass so bad while mopping the floor at my dads work .. my fuckin' ass kills .. 😑 
falling in love with the wrong dude has never been my problem , so i'm goo d; ) 
it would take an act of god for auburn to win today . but i wouldn't complain 😏 
my sister was supposed to be home by nine . it's 10:41. my parents would have been blowing up my phone by now . and torn me a new asshole . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME is it because i'm using explicit language ? 😏 
what to do , what to do , what too doo #bored 
no asian lady , if you ask me for a tip i will not give it to you . #rude #notipforjew 
when i can't find the controller on my bed << 😒 
i guess my mama gone stay n bed all day 😒 😒 
i never know what picture to use for twitter . probably because i just dislike twitter so much i really have no effort to put into it #boring 
USERNAME i just needed to tell the world i was scared to tell you first 😖 
666 followers , someone shout me out real quick 😣 
now that USERNAME got into louisville im not allowed to wear my kentucky stuff to practice 😒 
ughh made up sleep for not sleeoing yesterday still feel tire d: ( 
it seriously smells like shit in my house . either somebody didnt shower or somebody crapped their pants . #ew 
i'm about to get lynched in this dinner 😐 😕 
did you have to tell ya friends about the way i had you screaming my name ? 😏 😒 
USERNAME so what you're saying is i need to come over soon 😏 ps i am a good cook . 😊 
USERNAME hey buddy i was curious how does this evp recorder look to you it has most of the specs you mentione d: URL 
that's two girls now from high school that wanted the d but just happen to tell me after i join the military 😒 mama ain't raise no fool 
USERNAME my 8 year old sis got an obsession with vd ... 😑 
never knew getting your belly pierced woul hurt this bad . worst pain that i ever had 😒 😂 URL 
i seriously don't get why am i surrounded by so many hibas ....... 😖 
i wanted to beat her ass one day when we were in court >.< 
fuckin cold ! ahh ! ! i hate waking up and it's just cold ! why is the heater off 😒 😒 😒 
random factoi d: when i hear i immediately think of fiona from shrek 
i hate the cold i hate the cold i hate the cold ! ! ! ! 😣 
i'll take the lil brother yannyll can have the older one 😂 😂 😂 😂 ..... 😒 sighh* 
USERNAME 😒 easier to look at it from a different perspective 
i had a whole week to do homework but yet in waiting till tomorrow to do it >.< 
USERNAME i know his hair d: i will always think he's attractive because he is but his beautiful hair is like gone d: 
USERNAME orr pay $75 dollars for a life proof case ....... bam problem solve d: ) 
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you know how they be yellin i . f's i . f's like a bird , yeahh i like that 😏 
leave that bunk #weed at home i got it 😏 
USERNAME on twitter . 😐 pause ..... you lame as fuck kid 
why did i agree to work today 😑 oh ya #brokeasfuck 
switching back and forth from the tennessee game to the ohio game is so confusing 😣 
my best friend leaves me today 😔 :( i leave my moms&gramdparents tomorrow :( 😢 . sad last two day . but i thank god for them 😏 
i've been here for over 2 hours now and i've had zero deliveries . 😑 #screwthisplace 
USERNAME i had a feeling that out of all of my followers , you'd be the one to say that 😂 😏 😬 
my dads loud beastly ass truck when he leaves ! lmao 😑 😁 
USERNAME better be working on that paper , that's what i'm doing all day 😑 
noo both my tree men on camp creek got locked up 😞 😣 😭 
who doesn't love spending their saturday at fresh pickins ? i know i sure do 👌 😒 
can't believe my mom made me go to matt's game at widener by myself , so scary 😣 
USERNAME love you ! i went shopping , i have to show you everything ! 😏 
im trynna watch some scary shits but these danm kids watchin toy story 3 >.< 
USERNAME i need you to help me dj damn it ! ! ! 😒 
maybe i'll be allowed to wear crocs to work now 😏 
USERNAME no i don't . lol i'm ok >.< haha 
i hate shopping for other people cause i want everything i see 😒 
off to albuquerque @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
this weather makes my hair fro out like crazy ! ! #thickhairproblems 💂 😐 
get to clean the bathroom today . yay ! ! 😒 🔫 
USERNAME he won't win more than one ..... smartass 😒 
am i the only person who can't seem to use a damn curling wand right ? ! ? 😠 😖 
i don't like when people stare at me . 😒 unless you're cute .... 😏 you can stare if you're cute . ☝ 
// 😒 ..... pokes have the brightest orange in america ! we're better than everyone's fans ! ! 
i can spot a liar right away . i dislike liars . liar , liar pants on fire . shame on you ! 😕 😐 😠 
these urgent care are getting to used to me .. 😔 😒 
how i spend my money shouldn't concern you . nor does how i spend my free time 😒 
it's still saturday nigga i won hahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 🙌 😏 
if i knew that i would go out last night 😑 ... 
😒 #ellup 😂 rt USERNAME y’all niggas heads stay so far up a bitches ass , i’m surprised y’all ain’t got shit coming out y’all damn ears . 
my coached told me he was gonna beat my ass . v.v cause i kept on missing my left hook . cx but he still loves me . c: 
USERNAME guess who is a fan of nd . 👌 😏 
crashing from that thanksgiving euphoria and wallowing in anxiety over the amount of hw i have to deal with 😑 👿 
i made a valid point dont be mad at me for that 😒 
husban d: lets get beer from around the world me: absolutely ! (@ cost plus world market) URL 
my auntie got my charger &d left the raggedy one . >.< 
stomach feels like death . that's what i get for eating an entire large popcorn by myself last night 😣 
so who's gonna be in cs tonight that i can share this with ? 😏 URL 
oh my god .. i can already tell how this is gonna go . 😒 fucking hate people . 
not looking forward to the homework i have to do today 😒 #ugh 
my grandma wants to eat bar b q for her bday dinner tonight 😒 
lmfao i miss my bestfriend rony . wheree he be at ? 😒 
USERNAME i know . d; and alright ! deal . 
thinking your phone is charging but it wasn't plugged into the wall . 😣 
freaky ass nigga i got my finger in her cat 😏 
USERNAME that too , ima bad bitch no contest . 😏 and probably the fact i gave a new number . lol .. 
time to get ready for practice . wonder who is all gonna show up ! ! 😏 ⚾ 
my out of state family decide to come to rockland the day i'm leaving . come on y'all 😑 😔 *sigh* 
today is going by way too slow >.< i think i'm gonna go nap . bye . 
molly and kori are knocked , and i'm in the living room motivating myself to go get ready . 😒 
USERNAME i told him i haven't left my room cause i don't wanna put pants on and he said 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME oh . shit my bad . i didn't know ! don't kill me . 😖 
bout to wash my clothes . the easy part is putting them in the washer and dryer but folding them is another story 😒 
on our way back to stinky ol' greeley 😒 only 3 more weeks til i get to go back to wonderful #alaska 
like wtf ... i would not be your friend hahahaha #disgusting 
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saturday memo: sunshine ahead ? ... white-powder prowler ... cougar conquest: fog and sun ahea d: after a very rainy ... URL 
special teams keeping things covere d: special teams keeping things coveredbeginning with a 13-6 win over the ... URL 
#ifitwasuptome there would be no homework given to teens on the weekend #homeworkprobs #ruiningmyweekend #stupidassignments #toomuchwork 😒 
i don't like rolls , i never have and never will >.< 
can't wait to get a nice hot shower when my clothes are clean .. #ifeeldisgusting . d: 
i have imessage , i see when you read my texts .. you're not fooling anyone 😏 
i want a new christmas book for piano . 😒 🎄🎁🎅 
baby your a rider && i love it when you ride it slow 😏 
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to be honest i'm really not sure of myself 😞 😣 😔 
stay out of my life . it's not like i'm in yours . 😒 
i had a blast last night and i wanted to share my spoken wor d: my scars URL #poetry #spokenword #myscars 
i wish i had someone to go shopping with . 😏 
people need to stop taking things to the heart . >_< annoying . 
i miss thrifting , watching indie movies , cooking dinner , drawing on the pier and getting lost in nyc with #oomf 😶 😕 😐 
i did one of those games in instagram , i'm not giving ten people my number ! ridiculous .. 😒 
i just noticed we left the house without eating lol i'm hungry ! d: 
USERNAME i know d: it looks cool but his hair was perf before 
i do not exist to USERNAME when football is on 😒 URL 
✌out to the ville , #fuquay bound 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
arch it to the ceiling now bend over for me girl . 😏 
my mom takes forever to get ready . wanted to leave at 10 this morning ... not 1:00 😑 
USERNAME my dad didn't wanna drive way out there everyday 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME 😣 how was i supposed to know ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
my hair dryer broke halfway through drying my 20 pounds of hair 😑 
good morning ! ! ! ! ! ! 😏 #goodmorning #girl #green #girlfriendsshirt #instagood # @ my big comfy warm bed 💤 URL 
... i just wish it was in USERNAME comfy ass bed . 😣 
when you find your 15 year old sister jamming to hannah montana ... 😳 😳 #hateit #helpme USERNAME 
whew , that tweet 02/17/2012 put up just changed my mood . 😒 
oh , i'm sorry . did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours ? #rude 
USERNAME i'm different . yeah im different . ✌🎶 😏 
wtf -.- deedee aint fucking text me back . 😒 
i honestly feel like i live at my job . i'm always there and i see my work buddies more than my family it seems ... ooh well i get pai d; ) 
progress ... half blonde 😖 but this is on its way .. URL 
USERNAME our plans still on for next football season ? 😏 
this phone of mine has a mind of its own . 😒 
i hope i’m done before 2pm tho…i gotta get these nails done and alyssa wants to go to the mall . 😒 then work ! 
so USERNAME and i get our wish without even asking ... potato soup 😏 
USERNAME before my family sees me el oh el . and its cold >.< 
chubby thinks its cool to wake up mom by chewing on her cage .... 😒 😣 🐭 
i got em lol rt USERNAME y'all can have the pink foams cause it ain't too many with these ! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😏 😤 #flex URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME so what time is the gathering ? 😏 
just realized how close we are together ... maestros & cpk 😏 #letshangbeezy 
USERNAME that's because your phone was in your pocket 😒 
when no matter how much chapstick you apply your lips are still chapped 😔 😖 <<<<<< 
dang it's a miracle USERNAME is up before noon 👌👊 😏 
we really needa get up & go to the mall >.< 
USERNAME good thing we left at the crack of dawn so you could get all that stuff done today .. 😐 USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME you already know . 😒 that's all i do i swear . 
lol i'm such an asshole when someone brings up auburn . 😏 
USERNAME hey how about you shut up being a hater 😑 
well , we were supposed to leave a 12 :3 0. now that's its almost 30 minutes later we might get in the car and leave . 😒 
this man must have had a shit💩 sandwich for breakfast cause his breath smell like ass . #nasty 😷 
we moving to prosperity church road and mallard creek church road . 😒 i'm boutta be ducked forreal 
anyone who has my number text me ! ! i have no numbers >.< 
USERNAME what do i know though 😑 you're always right 
and a big fuck you to whoever got me sick . 😷 😑 😒 
well fuck you too then ! you think too highly of yourself , but you're not all that . 😒 😒 
ew i can't stand ghetto girls , act like lady 😒 ✋ 
i hate when ppl tell me it doesn't have to be this way . if you knew my mil , you'd know nothing's gonna change . 😒 
so USERNAME opens the door for strangers #nomaam 🚪 😒 🙅 
how could you let someones parents , who just paid for your entire weekend excursion , pay for anything extra for you ? #greedy #disgusting 
USERNAME girl i feel you i'm just like ew wtf 😣 😑 where you at lol ? 
negative . rt USERNAME no >.< but you can take me to get doughnuts rt USERNAME USERNAME cool lemme know so i can rans ... 
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USERNAME ahh my family wants me to order it after christmas ? but i'm afraid it won't be in soon enough to wear it ! 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME what if we just sai d: crush . or in saying is it about: i'm straight-leaning & have this crush ? hmm . 
going back to school is going to be hard since i took such a long break >.< 
i was sleep texting lucien and he was being mean . 😒 USERNAME 
my boyfriend got me addicted to playing the #simsbustinout again ! >.< i'm gonna play now .. #xbox #videogames 
i like how when michigan is winning my twitter is dead but if ohio state was winning it would be a wolverine slaughter house . 😒 
about to do laser ... ohh the pain 😒 🔫 
USERNAME dude i don't know , but the first bookmark thing was due like tuesday and i didn't even read my book . 😐 
USERNAME is always the first to acknowledge my tweets 😏 ☺ #gotmyback 
USERNAME the doorbell rang & i though it was USERNAME it was the jehovah witnesses . they always get me 😒 >>> lmao ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂 
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“USERNAME what i think of at 9 :3 0 am USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL my friends last name is couch 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME ugh you’re killing me ! that’s 1:00am here 😒 
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one wor d: bifocals . #signsofmiddleage #timewaitsfornoone (@ lucas optometry w/ USERNAME [pic]: URL 
#retail #job in #hancock , m d: md customer service representative at family dollar URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i cant believe i used to smoke ... #yuck #randomthought #eww 
i needed get ready if i wana do something today >.< 
USERNAME 😒 really bitch ? haha ill never live that story down lmfao 
nothing like checking people's top friends on snap chat to see who they're scheming on .... 😏 
USERNAME you are now considered the biggest meanie i know ! 😩 😭 😖 
dunkin donuts never fails at fucking up my coffee 😒 
if i see one more fucking tweet about sex , bacon , or weed i'm gonna lose it ! 😒 lmao 
wish i had someone take out to eat tonight ...... >_< 
i had a dream that i lost 20 followers d; lmao 
i need a bestfriend . sam and chelsea both have boyfriends 😒 😐 
#oomfshouldknow i'm the right one but i did say know 😒 
i guess jacksonville it is . .-. i can't go to that party v.v 
USERNAME tell her to hurry . i'm starving . i think my stomach is starting to eat itself . 😣 
every second every minute , man i swear that she can get it 😏 
i cut the inside of my lip and now i look botoxed out . #ew 
USERNAME and USERNAME ... i'm getting confused who's tweets i'm reading since you have the same twit pic 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME kinda just freaked out at the thought of waxing a nail off . 😖 
i think he was trying to sing to me the other night in the car ... no . ✋ 😒 and the song he was singing was so nasty and awkward . 
i'm mad at kevin , he's gets no love 😒 😒 
omg i'm completely grossed out right now ... i just touched a mouse trap and i didn't even know it was a mouse trap at first ... kill me now . 😖 
i will never get the white iphone , too many people get it now 😒 
this world would be so much better without religion . 😒 
all i do is sleep ; just woke up 😒 😴 
USERNAME specially talked to this girl kayla about commenting on a pic of someone that looks like her twin at indulge . i'm #facked 😣 
idk why i let stuff get to be this bad 😣 
never will i eat after my brother >.< aint no telling where his mouth been 
i tend to talk to myself all the time 😒 
can i fast forward past the exam , 3 papers and 2 projects and it just be thursday already 😣 
nice having the last two days to do nothing . back to reality tonight . 😒 
😠 😴 😒 😔 how i feel at school right now . 
so don't feel like doing any of this homework . #toomuch 😔 😒 
never had a shower like that before ... 😳 😏 🙌 
ehh i don't even really listen to of anymore what am i doing . their songs randomly get stuck in my head 😒 
first time my mom's ever heard anyone say 😒 #swgp 
my grandmother just said she had two men in her be d: arthritis and jesus . #ilovefamilygatherings 
he should be getting out of practice already but his neighbor's wifi doesnt work anymore >.< ugh 
USERNAME ugh i get it all the time ! 😞 😣 
this is not the 80 degree weather that's back home 😳 😐 ❄⛄⛅ 
truck stop gas stations in the middle of nowhere <<< #roadtrip #ew 
ok folks , go forth and buy local ! there are so many amazing businesses to choose from . #p dx 
georgia tech will lose today , fall to 6-6 before playing in acc title game . #yuck #thanksalotmiami 
i love how since ridley got sick my dad actually spends time in the house .. 😒 🐶 
USERNAME hhahaha okay whatever you say 😂 😂 but i get amanda bynes and she's in rehab already 😒 
so how about my jacket just got caught on the door & i kept walking 😒 
USERNAME tell that to the billion and four guys who have never hit on me/thought i was attractive 😐 
had me eating shit . when i couldve be in vegas eating this 😒 URL 
when your dad tries to make plans for you ... 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME yea thanks for the effort last night .. 😒 😒 
how the hell am i supposed to focus when there are beautiful french people in this library ? #rude 
gonna junk ole big re d: ( getting a car so at least it'll be cheaper . 
i buy my mom christmas presents that benefit me . 😏 
had dreams about zombies all night ... fml 💀 😵 😖 
i may have been the ugliest middle schooler ever . #yuck #awkward 
classy , sassy , & a bit smart assy 😏 
USERNAME lmao 😂 that's the preparation for it ? 😑 lol i'm just gonna ice them til they're numb . 
USERNAME next time we're being ratchet and making an oovoo bc skype is not being cute right now 😒 
i do not agree with this top ten ranking so far #xfactorusa 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME try like an 8. ;) but im already funny so it wont be that har d: ). 
USERNAME i think it's about time my room got dicked down ! 😂 😏 
if i wasn't #rude #mean #anasshole and just plainly don't give a fuck .... then i wouldn't b me , and i wouldn't have the ppl n my lyf i do now 
i just feel so unhappy . my heart is sinking to the bottom of my heart . 😢 😑 
that moment when you realize your family really is crazy .. 😒 #smh #gottalovesoco 
i have such sucky service at my house . #ugh 😒 
USERNAME i think it's about time my roommate got dicked down ! 😂 😏 
i wish chris' friends lived in galloway still so they can help me shop for him for christmas 😖 
USERNAME i'm liking it more and more every day ! didn't attend #smp dx but looks like it was good based on the hashtag discussion 
USERNAME loll uughh yea yeah she's adorable >.< #cutie she just needs some lotion for the wrinkles 
those didn't bother me . but , bhs's did 😒 
never been so proud to be a northern girl 😏 #merica 
😔 my sister best friend and boyfriend want me to go to the movies with them . no one ever invites me and the day they do it's all of them 😐 😕 
i have lost the ability to be cute / sweet . s/o to all the girls who took advantage of me 😒 😔 
i think it's about time my room got dicked down ! 😂 😏 
you don't realize how much you depend on wifi until you don't have it :/ #bored 
im sleepy af' & i keep getting distracted thinking about random ass shit while im trying to do my homework ! ! 😒 😠 
american rossi says he’s disappointed but understands decision not drive this weeken d: twelve teams , 24 race cars ... URL 
if you talked to me more often & stop holding things in . i defiantly will big hea d: ) #subtweet 
man pleads guilty to murder of sister , frien d: ludington (wwj/ap) - a 21-year-old western michigan man has pleaded ... URL 
football record holder talks to student who will likely break recor d: jacksonville , fla . -- so much has changed ... URL 
double shooting leaves one dead , one other injure d: police are on the scene of a double shooting on the city's north ... URL 
patriots cb aqib talib wants to leave past troubles behin d: foxboro (ap) — aqib talib wants to leave his past ... URL 
baltimore grand prix attracted smaller crow d: a report on the economic impact of this year's grand prix of baltimore ... URL 
fuck i look like stressing over friends , when i have family i walk past and dont even speak to 😏 
& i can't watch x factor cause ahriya wants to watch sesame street .. 😒 
cause what's the perfect girl , if it's not the perfect time ? 😒 
USERNAME tru ! ! ! ! asap . lol . only in the beautiful country ass state of #alabama 😒 😪 😭 
i'm waiting for the day i go to take off my shirt and accidentally rip the dermals out of my back 😖 
8:00 and i'm already wanting to go to bed 😒 tf is up with that 
i want to be a classy wine drinker ... but i just can't find anything i like . maybe it's a sign ... that i should stick to my bud light . 😏 🍷🍻 
i think it's about time my roommate got dicked down ! 😂 😏 
& all my colors but thanks to this job i can only where natural colors 😒 😒 tf i dnt like it lol 
hoping my car wont get jacked tonight . #chicago #badarea #onlyparkingspot #mybaby 🙏 😭 😞 😥 😣 🚙🌆 😰 
USERNAME u nevwr replied to my post on fb like 3857187373 years ago d: 
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😐 i'm tired , i got off at 4:15 & i'm still not home 
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USERNAME my buttons across the bottom never work . #hateit ! 
USERNAME i'm currently doing it but oh lord i don't get it at all ! 😣 did you do it ? 
USERNAME yo u stupid yo why u still on my face yo 😑 
USERNAME need to stop giving up so many offensive rebounds . 😒 #celticstalk 
not having to pay for anything even when i offer> 😳 😊 😏 
USERNAME i asked her but she didnt answer me >.< , ill convince her tomorrow though cx 
somepne be a doll and text this bitch . #bored 
children are getting weaker these days . i thought little boys were supposed to be tough . they get scratched and they break out in tears . 😒 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 17 others URL 
if you follow me first i really just assume you want me 😏 😊 
at&t blows me sometimes .. my signal was gone for like 2 nd a half hours .. 😑 😑 😑 
fml haven't found any tickets for your concert USERNAME d; ima die in a hole ): my dreams to meet you guys are crushed <|3 
USERNAME noo and when you do it's nothing but blackness ... #rude 
some people just want to walk around being miserable 😒 #iwillneverundertand 
i wanna go see breaking dawn pt 2 but i need a date or just someone to take .. anyone ? 😐 if not ill go solo i'm used to it anyways ... 
wait ! ! ! hold the presses ! ! ! USERNAME was in #breakin ' ? how did i not remember this ... 😣 😣 😣 this just surpassed #awesomeness 
so there trying to em peach the president ? are you serious 😒 
idk what's even going on in this play , sign my paper so i can leave #bored 
if she isnt she'd show up at the library and 6:00㏘ d: 
i'm still debating in wether i should wish him a happy birthday or not ... 😒 
ohh so that's why i'm working yogen this week ! it's bc of that dumbass twilight movie . #hayyladiez 😏 💁 
USERNAME lol , like last saturday he didn't get to my house until 7 & then started cutting up a deer & wouldn't leave 😒 
ryan just loves to make fun of me . 😒 😡 😂 
some people just like to walk around being miserable 😒 .. #iwillneverunderstand 
me and cook saw USERNAME being a creep today watching us practice ... #eww 
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if i didn't have a test tomorrow and a paper due i'd be extremely drunk right now . this sucks . 😒 
couldn't even go to the rec ! guess ima do my ish here ! 😏 
USERNAME lol i blanked out for alimentary 😩 😒 👀 
having a bladder of a two year old gets in the way of my bum life and never wanting to leave my bed 😑 
you may be going through a difficult time , but be encouraged . god promise d; he will give you beauty for those ashes . 
math is getting the best of me tonight ... #almostdone 😒 😡 
i'm in such a weird mood .. i just don't know what to do anymore 😒 
i should be finishing my homework , but i don't feel like it ... 😒 
seeing breaking dawn pt . 2 at 10 😏 👌 #teamjacob 
my back spot just broke her hand ! ! ! ! omgg i'm going to freakin die ! ! 😖 
omg my mom made me come to this thing with my brother -.- the times i wish i was in adult school >.< 
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USERNAME you should like help me get a job , i've tried everywhere . d: 
you're stupid as fuck if your boyfriend is an asshole . 😏 
USERNAME woogie know he not with aj or coop ... he typing this shit himself 😑 
i was there when the bear ate his hea d; he thought it was a candy . 
after revisiting the twilight movies with my mom 😖 i'm definitely team jacob . 
really ? ! this kid is pissing me off . #thisgeneration 😒 👎 
i was about to like this cute picture on instagram then i realized the bitch i don't like posted it #ew #nevermind 
why are you so mean when i really do try to be nice ? 😒 #tryingtoturnoveranewleaf 
USERNAME oh my god ..... you're so dumb . >.< 
i just wrote a book , but i haven't sent it to whom it's dedicated to ! what shall i do ? 😒 😔 
my stomachs tie in nots , and i'm not referring to sws , my stomach is fucking killing me 😣 
USERNAME i'm ok with tate in the first place , he is an awesome singer , but the rest of the line up is a mess >.< jennel is out , sucks 
oh well , i'm over that shit . now , to get on with my night . 😏 
USERNAME yeah i know 😣 but it's all good now 
chuy and i said we were going to go work out but we never do , all we do is stay home and eat food . 😒 😂 
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USERNAME i blanked out for a moment ****😩 😭 😒 lol 
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when i tell people in 25% asian they don't believe me >.< 
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USERNAME lmao , he made me carry it to the self check out d: im scared of them :c 
an hour and a half later i'm finally done my macbeth outline 😑 😖 #ihateenglish 
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😒 kinda how i feel tonite . wish i had someone to hold me or give me a hug and encouragement i miss u mom 
USERNAME 😑 no it ain't , at least i don't get in my feelings 
USERNAME lol i was gonna ask u if we were gonna hang out on the 2day weekend with USERNAME but you never replied so played w/o u 😏 
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USERNAME you clipped your nails on our couch ..... 😖 🔫 😠 😠 USERNAME 
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USERNAME hahahahahaha that's classic ! ! ! i would've yelled something to embarrass them 😏 
i'd prefer it be cold , so i can warm myself up .. then it be hot , & try & cool myself off . >.< dk why though . 
and then the parents don't do shit . throwing shit at me like it's cool . ok , if i hit your kid , it's gonna be a problem . 😐 😒 
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3 pillars of the new business worl d: apis , identity , and data URL #enterprise #tc #microsoft #cloud 
passed a trooper goin 82 .... didnt stop me 😏 
i don't know if i'm dehydrated or just really out of shape but my legs kept cramping up at practice 😖 
USERNAME u got my # but u still dont hmu but u stll want my hug tho ... 😑 😐 😕 
boys are completely different people when they are trying to get with you . then when things don't work true colors come out ... 😒 
i can't wait to pay someone to pack for me 😒 
gonna wear my glasses to school tomorrow even though i can barely see in them d: 
tonight , the dawn will be breaking; again . 😏 USERNAME 
that awkward moment when you want to punch someone in the face , then realizing you can't fight for shit #pussyprob 😒 
USERNAME awe i'm a princess ! you know me to good . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wb me ? d: 
USERNAME and it was a retweet not like i said it 😐 
no way ! ! ! USERNAME did not just catch USERNAME drop his gum on the court and put it back in his mouth ! ! #gross #iubb #hoosiers 
man these usher songs got me feeling some type of way tonight 😏 
USERNAME #dunkaccinos , although irresistable , are still a #dunkindonuts product 😑 
wor d: ) , just got home . about to eat then , do these 2 reflection 
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#ifitwasuptome the usa wouldnt be so much bs like finding an innocent person guilty >.< 
i told blank that if he gets her near me i will kill her lmao d; 
renae showing off portland ! #p dx #portland #universityofportland #all _shots #awesom @ university of portland URL 
USERNAME exactly :/ i understand the next day but thanksgiving ? it's a little bit rediculous 😐 
we get boys even at whataburger 😏 😏 USERNAME #swaggie 
i don’t like how diamond was all over my bf today tho 😒 😠 
my mom wants to know what i want for xmas . i sai d: cashmere socks , wool socks , flannel robe , and more tweed everything . 
the screen protector on my phone makes everything look blurry #ew 
the thought of him cheating is wat scares me the most >.< 
if there were a face palm emoji i would use it . 😑 c'mon . have some respect for yourself . 
on the bright side of my punishment . my nana took me shopping today . and bought USERNAME more stuff than she did me . 😒 
i knew it was too good to be true 😑 #disappointed #pissed 
the show i really can't stan d: the big bang theory .<<<< 
i am forever grateful for mr . hernandez holding me to highest academic & personal standards . always thought i disappointe d; maybe i did . 
like if you don't shut the fuck up and go sit down some we're and eat a dick 😒 
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so she should give herself a lapdance , idk who she think she is , >.< 
if you're not gonna talk please don't text me ! 😒 
USERNAME prove to me you are a genius & help with this :( 😣 URL 
i rather have sex than argue , take all your anger out on me in the bed 😏 😁 
my back is not the move right now ! 😖 
be & diana gonna get the bitch . 😏 👊👋🔫🔪💣💉 
don't u hate when ur pee interrupts ur sleep 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME i know .-. ! ! ! ! i had like nothing done to my spirals a fucken mess 😒 . 
USERNAME hahahaha you would say that ! guess i should try that way 😏 
i ain't gonna lie i'm the type girl that likes to tease 😏 
my boyfriend just dedicated a song to me . by lil wayne . shut up bitch swallow . such a romantic ... 😒 😞 
the twitter update isn't really that different but there's something weird about it still 😏 
USERNAME emily ! how do i do the work cited in noodletools ? ! d: 
yo my song was on in rutters .. had my own little dance party behind the slushy machine 😏 🎶 
USERNAME yes .... you would be ..... 😒 😔 👎 
why not let a innocent person live when there's other wron doings out here . no one deserves to die . so why do people destroy peace ! 😑 
USERNAME stop 😖 damon is hunting down stef while he's working with klaus . i cannot believe tyler's mom shot carolyn ! 
USERNAME 😒 lets vent out to each other ima text you in ten 
gorgeous day in portland ! #universityofportland #p dx #portland #all _shots #awesome _ @ university of portland URL 
ugh there's no mtv in this hotel . i wasn't going to complain about this hotel until now . no jersey shore 😖 
i love when people don't know if i'm serious or not . 😄 😏 
USERNAME i've yet to even play like i want to . 😑 
USERNAME can we workout for like 5 more years then become wrestlers like dx ur tth 
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was looking for my skirt ... then i realized my sis got it >_< #fml .. i wont see that skirt again ! 
my thursday night always . it does not change or get interrupte d: greys anatomy and scandal . that's it . do not disturb . 
USERNAME was so goo d: ) his voice is amazing ! #thisconcertisawesome 
USERNAME i know there was always a reason a liked ya 😏 
i suck ass at drawing 😑 , i cant even draw fucking moutains in art class😤 
me: i can't eat anymore i'm full . foo d: eat me . me: ok . 
good job to all the volleyball girls :) award or no awar d: ) #screwawards #cantwaituntilnextyear 
those naturally beautiful girls who don't need make-up to look good . > USERNAME USERNAME i'm missing your mom paige ! 😏 lmao 
long day tom . 😐 not looking forward to it ! 
called both USERNAME & USERNAME n they gt sum1 else on 3way okill >_< 
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the people who couldn't play tonight 👉👉👉👉👉 😑 😑 😑 😑 
this is going to be a long night . 😒 
re reading messages and sounding like a dumbass ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME he knew you were going to say that & but yeah he was kept asking when and if you were coming 😐 
i respect everybody that deserves to be respecte d: - ): - ): -) lol 
goodnight folks :) (at rocket science p dx ) [pic] — URL 
USERNAME well played abby , well played 😐 i'll get you back 
a los #latingrammy le faltan un denbow 😏 😏 😏 👌 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfaoo :') ! ! word we really do though 😏 
letting your guard down will just fuck you in the en d: 
at first i thought the new school timee was 👌 , then i realize we be getting out at like 4 oclock smh 😒 
i hope you all know revenge is a very close friend of mine . 😏 
is anyone's instagram working ? because mine ain't .... 😒 
chip* #pt i should really check my spelling before tweeting 😒 
came back to my car to find outthat i left my lights on and my battery is dead d d: 
ready for this debate to be over ! ! #hurryup 😒 USERNAME 
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anyone going to the 10 :3 0 movie save me a spot in line ! my sister is fat and wants to go eat 😒 
USERNAME if ur team won u would be tweetinn none stop 24/7 so shush 😒 
if i feel it , wrote it , i kill it , smoke it , nigga i’m focuse d; if i ain’t better than jay , than i’m the closest 
not having a car is the most annoyingest thing ever .. 😒 
rolled and wasted a beautiful #strike on a jerk named richard . >.< #playdrome #bowling 
wish i was going to the midnight premiere tonight .. 😒 
fucked up is the word imma be this weeken d: ) 
USERNAME you would know i was talking about you ! 😏 
i'm jealous that the basketball team is in puerto rico and i'm in my room bord as fuck ... 😑 
me: i can't eat anymore i'm full . foo d: eat me . me: ok . 
i hate not knowing 😣 but i have an idea it's not great . 
gettin' head , while givin' head .. that's a head on collision 😏 
USERNAME when was the last time we hung out 😐 
just made a couple move at friendly's #oops USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😏 
doubles are illegal in high school but my group thought it was a good idea to triple tonight 😂 only got 2 and 3/4 around tho 😒 
USERNAME dude , i miss you & jackie 😒 i feel like i haven't seen you guys in a while 
USERNAME i like merced but its not the right school for me . >.< 
done with finance , now onto to classical music 😑 we're so cultured USERNAME 
feeling like i'm never getting to the week ! 😒 👎 
USERNAME me too ! twitter & instagram is all i do . >_< loll 
scheming with davi's the best 😏 USERNAME #watchout #payback #einstein 
less than a week till USERNAME comes home #great 😒 
haha okay . i'll remember this for the next week and a half . 😖 
USERNAME shut up ! i was going anyway ... 😒 
USERNAME yeah d: cause he was like lol . and i dont know :c when i grabbed them i got scared cx 
whats the point of landing 25 min early if the gate is occupied #bored 
i will be moving in with USERNAME to canada :) )) because americans chose cece ! and me an d: ) her are :) going on a :) killing :) spree :) 
well this is an awkward and uncomfortable conversation .. #fuckme 😒 😔 😁 
USERNAME yeah but that was random as shit lmao but i can spit a few bars 😏 
well i'm pretty sure i got like a b- on tht midterm >.< 👍 
so used to having tons of homework that i'm just really bored now that i don't 😒 😒 
USERNAME no :( & there's layers in it . i don't like it . lol you'll see it tomorrow #ew 
brushing a dread out of my hair << 😐 🔫 
first time cheering for basketball since 8th grade , i felt like an idiot . 😐 
i just realized i forgot both my charger and sweater at work . grreat . 😑 
USERNAME umm ma'am they keep saying sir on greys anatomy and its making me miss you ma'am . see you tmrww 😏 
to the guy who belched with full strength because he thought nobody was aroun d: i heard you & i salute you . you made my night . 
da d: dyllan do you like horse apples ? dyllan: yeah i wike dem da d: you're gross dyllan: you're gwoss 
USERNAME uh huh . stay hating on me corey . funny your last tweet was your 1,947th 😏 
the fact that i have to watch glee because my moms taping it to my tv<<< 😒 
i got a lab report due for chemistry class tomorrow ugghh and i haven't even started >_< 
USERNAME i feel ur pain . happens to me at home everytime 😖 
bump them . watching my own movie tonight ! & it's free bitches ! 😏 
USERNAME lolol it's okay i didn't watch it either because i forgot to record it 😰 i just wanted to state the fact that i hate elena .. 😏 
mf's who tweet/instagram but don't call nobody back 😒 ohh alright ! <<<<<<< USERNAME 
ok so i don't like and don't get the show glee . sorry , but its like watching high school musical everyday . 😒 corny 
USERNAME i didn't get you blinking hoe . 😭 😑 
yaas 😂 👏👏👏 role to a nigga .. 😒 😑 ” 
just noticing that there's a lot of ppl with the ™ on their name for twitter #iwasfirst 😏 
woog change his mind about who he wants to fight every few seconds .. really just consigning .. but in the end he never fights anyone . 😑 
i love when my cat tries to sleep on my head ... 😒 🐱 
that feeling you get when your home alone dx i'm going to die now >_< 
USERNAME i sleep bc im on twitter all night and im not weir d: p 
tonight is about to get pretty vamped up . if you get what i mean 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #ermahgerditstwerlerght 
USERNAME lmao , that would've been a better idea . i'm not about this life of waiting in line for hours 😒 hahaa 
after being i question myself: a: i'm ugly ? b: i'm so short ? c: i'm not there type ? d: i'm too damn thick ? or e: none of the above ? 
USERNAME something slight , depends if i'm sober or not 😏 lmao 
USERNAME 😒 why i gotta be that , why can't i just like it for amusement dawg ! 
that foul looked hard af at first , but it really wasn't that bad . it better not a damn flagrant though 😒 
this arroz con leche is making my tongue ring squeaky >.< 
she said she wanna take this skirt off be my guest 😏 
#uclarequests that we stop being bosses 😏 i mean ... we can't help it . #conquest2012 #fighto @ usg & pb office URL 
USERNAME should of said well cause you make me have to be home by midnight 😒 
USERNAME i was just kidding but your wanna act rowdy and shit so now that just got me in a mood . 😐 
USERNAME hahahahhaahahha no id be dead by now >.< ! 
USERNAME i'm sorry i thought it was black already . i suck at hair , my bad . 😔 😒 
USERNAME the wild grape ones went bye bye too d: 
my stress with college is done ! well for today >.< 
i bet she's a freak in the sheets though 😏 
the votes in the x factor doesn't make sense to me at all . 😒 
damn , i wonder how i'm going to spend thanksgiving .. my mother is working . 😑 
i love when my cat tries to sleep on my head ... 😒 🐱 
USERNAME ya me neither ill use letters instea d: i . a . m . d . o . n . e . 
why ? ! why ... i just wanna see breaking dawn mann .. 😭 😩 😒 🙈 💔 
bored at work ! ! ! elchavalito #bodega #bodegalife #bodeguerolife #bored #bl @ m&m's deli and grocery store URL 
during harry potter and the half blood prince , i always feel uncomfortable when jenny feeds harry , and when she ties his shoe .. 😖 
gyal mek yu batty jump jump jump jump .... r dx chunes lately 👍 
kmsl . 👏 to oomf for understanding what i meant when i said that . 😏 #clever 
haha smh ! ! ! 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME i know , i'm pretty good with boys if you ask me 😏 😎 
god doesn't go on us , he is right in the middle of everything we do ... whether good or ba d; count on it . 
there are 2 types of people in this worl d: people you drink with , and people you're with that make you want too drink . 
must rea d; 45% of those who turned 65 in 2010 will need nursing-home care at some point . median annual cost ? $81k URL 
me: ok just need one more ... ki d: bingo ! ! ! me: noo ! shut up motherfucking cheater ! 
i love doing homework on a thursday night instead of going out and drinking 😒 #sarcasm 
can't wait to have surgery . i hate my jawline 😒 #femalepains #insecurities 
after bein rejected , i wonder: a: i'm ugly ? b: i'm to damn short ? c: he doesn't like my haircut ? or d: i'm too damn thick ? 
yeah so you're kind of an ass . k , thanks bye 😒 
my dad's totally watching porn downstairs , this nigga think i'm sleeping 😒 
i hate that myy sister always in the hospital man .. smfh 😡 😒 
USERNAME pero cuando ! los quiero manan porfavor ! ! ! d: so gorda so los quereo ! ! lol bueno si puedes ? (: 
not everyone can have a cute , long lasting relationship d; 
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our sub got fired so now we have ms tang 😒 #noo 
umm let me think umm yeah duh ! ! ! 😑 
my lame ass gf didnt wanna go see the midnight premiere of twilight 😒 
i'll just barf over here from your sickly pda #ugh #ew #ahwhy 😑 
i liked how you acted before you entered high school .. 😒 
they moved the retweet thing at the top of the tweet .... why . 😐 
god that education connection commercial is back on tv again . 😒 
my daughter talk to much like the real kind 😒 
my booty is nice and toasty… i wish i had seat heaters in my car 😒 
no i do not want to see your you creepy disgusting guy #men #gross 
i guess it's not a priority to text me anymore . 😒 
i really shouldn't eat fruit seeing that i'm allergic to it . 😣 😷🍉 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lmao it's my auto correct 😒 😒 
USERNAME so did i ! i've been trying to reload it for like 10 minutes now 😒 
sad when USERNAME is tryin to see up the dresses more then me ! ! ! #gross USERNAME probably is to ! 
USERNAME good one .. 😒 i have my entire cheat sheet , my entire tri-fold , and an essay to write and i haven't started any of them .. 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha , oh shut up ! i know someone who's been staring at your behind 😏 
kia better get w . it , ain carrying ha dx mn trey tomorrow .. 
#ifitwasuptome their wouldnt be no violence or raping or nothing bad like that d: 
#proud #ap thought my essay was shitty its crazy made me feel like i can do it , sometimes i feel i am not good enough >.< URL 
USERNAME lmfao , why ? the hell did i do ? 😐 
USERNAME not anymore 😏 can we facetime i miss you 
USERNAME USERNAME uh ... right ? .. #gross i'm not even gonna say the word . they will be called it . it's are #unacceptable 
USERNAME don't lie ! you know you watch her show 😏 
USERNAME i'm sorry . i couldn't wait a month between episodes 😑 
get to see #breakingdawn with her and all my buddies tonight :) :) so excite d: ) 
when my internet likes to shut off when i am studying <<< 😒 
my sister just ate a straight packet of ketchup #disgusted 
USERNAME nope ! 😑 haha rember what i said to you in 4th block .. what you do before you go to bed ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂 
when ya gotta explain a joke to somebody , its not a joke anymore… 😒 
USERNAME 😏 my mug face at them birches that don't like us 
what USERNAME is texting me right now .<<<<<<<< 😣 😮 💩 #wow 
when i lay in bed all i hear is police sirens , loud cars , and loud annoying people 😒 #whypleasetellmewhy #peacwandquite 
no more class for me . ! ! ! ! until january 7 😣 
bruises on bruises on bruises . thankss to my loveyys USERNAME & USERNAME 😒 #ffoff 
maybe before the bus comes in the morning my mom will take me and brianna to 7-11 😏 
my plans are changed for the weeken d; time to get away ... 
USERNAME i missed you too ! ! how'd y'all do ! ? i wish i could have stayed and watche d: / 
when i sneeze i dont just sneeze once , i sneeze like 3 or 4 times >.< lol 
don't do it marley ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! d: 
you have to touch 1st before you can touch 2n d; don't rush things 
last time stanford made in-season qb change , what happened in replacement's first road start ? tavita pritchar d: stanford 24, usc 23, 2007. 
i gotta attitude 😒 .. really not in the mood . 
ohh no ! ! ! ! i hate does scary dolls with marble eyes , and made of porselana , oh hell no >.< ill shit my pants if i wake up next too one d; 
now i'll just wait for ro for forever . i don't mind . waiting is fun . 😑 
if you like my picture from 4 months ago , it's obvious that you were creeping 😒 
did mitch really just threaten to kill me ? 😑 
i hate when i'm writing a paper on my mac and i double click the space bar thinking a period will automatically be entered 😒 
i wish there was an in-n-out burger place in euless .. 😒 
so i'm bore d; what do i do with boredom ? a night at the roxbury #whatislove #babydon 'thurtme 
USERNAME your welcome for my bagillion votes 😏 #e3thanksyou #lovee3 
on a scale of 1-10, i'd rate you a 9 and i'm the 1 you need 😏 
USERNAME i went to school with him .. he was in my class … i am not surprised 😒 
“it makes no sense . USERNAME tell me about it ... 😖 😩rt USERNAME people are such followers bruh 
USERNAME good ! lol cause i typed it in a ghetto accent 😏 #whitepplprobz 
wow i wanna move to toledo , seriously im tired of this fightin between these two . it happens everyday , im done with it . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i have to stay at home cause its 😒 
sneakiness ... that's that shit i don't like 😒 👎 
USERNAME ; i don't even eat dressing guh >.< lmao that's nasty 
when i grow up i'm going to end krazy 😤 😖 🙍🔫 
you're** for all you english professors 😑 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME that's like me saying you remind of a clairton girl ha 😏 
omgg ! ^_^ emilyy be teaching me ! 👍 😏 😏 
thinking about cutting my hair today ! ! ! 😳 😐 
for once in my life i am not looking forward to it being the weekend .... 😏 
doc said i'm going to stop growing at 5' 8 but my brothers going to be around 6' 2 - 6' 4 ... i don't wanna be a short big brother d: 
don't know what to think or how to feel 😣 confused with life 
if my mom is in a good moo d= great day #mommyboy 
today's been gay , and i gotta headache 😒 lol 
USERNAME hmm ... i guess but katherine is eh .. i think stefan and elena should be together but she needs to stop leading damon on >.< 
USERNAME we did page 55 and 57 in the workbook to 😒 and like this other stupid page 
who tf comes up with this ? #vodka #gross URL 
these guys coming with their girlfriends and i'm just here like 👊💢 USERNAME 😒 
i wish there was an in-n-out burger place in euless .. 😒 
i smk so much weed my lungs run on smk not oxygen﹁_﹁fuck it yo >_< 
the fact that this nigga had on a rosary 😒 fuck you catholic smh 
when your eyes' are puffy from crying so damn much >.< ' 
my volume is up all the way and i can still hear the boys singing , talking , screaming , and whatever they aren't doing 😒 
USERNAME every email that has the wor d: doesn't need to be in my inbox . URL 
get my momma out my inbox asking me what all these emojis are 😒 😒 
what going on with instagram ! ! ! huhh ! 😑 
made a plan for tomar , cancele d; don't have time . 
USERNAME god i have twice as much for history too ! ! ! ugh been doing homework all night 😭 😖 
USERNAME got the update installe d; will sorting by tags be added back soon ? 
can't wait for tonight USERNAME USERNAME #twilight #sike 😔 😒 👎 
being at work when there's a game and it's not on tv .. 😖 🔫. thank goodness for USERNAME giving me updates . 👍💗😬 
USERNAME USERNAME brandon doesn't care about that girl group either marcus and he's known me longer than you he's gonna talk to me ✋ 😒 
USERNAME yeah ! ! ! knew you woul d: ) 
#disgusting the server at #dennys sneezed while handing his table stuff #wtf i would've sent tht shit back #nastiness glad hes not my server 
“USERNAME you know what that means 😏 URL it's a school night 
waiting in line for twilight is soo much funn guys 😐 
*sees one directions new album* me: hey . da d: no put it on your christmas list . 
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my teacher don't no how to shut da fuck up like damn nigga take a break 😒 
when you're so stressed all you wanna do is cry . <<<<< #fuckgrowingup #nee dx masbreak 
USERNAME hey , shuddap . thats not nice 😑 👊💢 
sorry pug i can't be with you . damn allergies . 😣 💔 
one of the worst feelings is when you can't find a piece of your uniform the night before a game 😒 
well .. i overslept 😒 lol not the best start of my day but whatevs 
i need to get out of the valley for a while .... 😔 😒 
it's like in so fuckin hungry and have no idea what i want to eat ! ! and don't want to go out and get food .. fml ! ! 😖 🔫 
a little band kid just said to me . 😑 
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USERNAME if it's not sold out ! prob is 👎 😒 😡 😤 
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a kid in my chem class electrocuted himself today by putting a metal spoon in the socket 😏 #cpchemstories 
USERNAME im already in bed mamma ! ! 😔 😣 
i might be the only one who hates all vegetables . #eww 
and this is why i don't try talking to you 😒 
i'm so fuckin hungry and have no idea what i want to eat ! ! and don't want to go out and get food .. fml ! ! 😖 🔫 
idgaf about twitter right now , my instagram was going ! now they having technical problems -_- | fuck outta here >.< 
won't go to bed til i'm legally we d; i can't ! i'm sandra dee ! 
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i think to damn much 😐 i just hope were on the same page . 
i told rihanna don't go on my phone it's charging 😂 😐 😈😇👸 
USERNAME how are you excited for me >.< i mean you aren't gonna be part of it :o 
jennel couldve stayed tonight but annoying cece took her spot 😒 👎 #hatecece #xfactor 
USERNAME oh my god ... i feel bad for you d: i would be slapping idiots xp 
as for you , troy donahue , i know what you wanna do . 😏 #glease USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME he was dumb , he thought he was funny >.< 
flight delayed in nyc 😒 wouldn't be just perfect if everything @ john f . kennedy international airport (jfk) URL 
USERNAME don't worry imma still call bk , momma still on the phone .. >.< 
didn't talk to janay today 😒 😒 😒 😒 oh well 👌💯💯 
i cant play mw3 quite well with my thumb messed up 😑 stupid thumb 
that car horn in the back ground of the 2nd verse of dope peddler that i only really pay attention to when i'm high 😑 
i could do better , but boy you had the best so you can't do better 😏 
.......... i kind of want to see that twilight movie 😒 
that awk moment when USERNAME sends me a selfie of her and USERNAME kissing .... #toomuch 😑 
USERNAME my last was 47 minutes ago ... tf 😒 
baby say he ant going no where ; and he known for keeping his wor d: ) 
im loving the episode of #glee rite now . 😏 🎵🎶🎤🎧🎺🎷🎸 
when people say they are fat and they weigh like 100 lbs<<<< #comeon #gohitupthebuffet 😒 ✌ 
USERNAME baconalia has been done for a while now . who knew it would move to the p dx art museum . 
i always get happy once i figure out how to do something from homework >.< 
what's going on with music today 😒 the only good album released this week was paradise 
USERNAME >_< damn ur right .... im high gimme a break lol 
he's the guy thats absolutely gorgeous ! says all the right things and all the girls want him but he isn't any good . 😒 👎✌ 
when you walk outside and there's like 80 people smoking <<<< #eww 
, USERNAME right ? ? i dunno why i turn ya down . now i gottah wait for my 19th birthday for my lapdance >.< shiit , 
ap biology test tomorrow . 😒 #smartkidproblems #ugh #makesmesomad #hmu 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wow i feel like i'm watching the te dx vancouver all-male lineup twitter debate all over again 
the maples on this road they must be three hundred years ol d; just imagine all the stories they could tell . 
USERNAME watching order of the phoenix on tv right now no biggie 😏 
i wonder why i haven't cancelled my texting yet ... #pointless #hateit 
USERNAME true we both look like a joke tryin out 😑 
idk what to think anymore .. hmm . #depressedtweet 😐 😶 
but f*ck it one less person i gotta be nice too .... i guess 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME aight bet . i'll hit up my people 😏 
must ... do ... homework ... have ... to ... get ... off ... computer #distracted #bored #procrastinator 
today i learned that cows were only girls and that they could get pregnant with bulls . i'm really stupid . 😑 
is my instagram the only one fucking up right now or .... ? 😐 
getting a chair to get something out of the cabinet . #shortgirlproblems 😏 
am i the only one who's instagram is fucking up right about now ? 😒 
if you don't use soap then how are your hands clean ? #gross 
really want oomf to text me but i guess not :/ #bored 
i was in bravo co . but i got switched to charlie co . 😒 
#jeep #jeepporn #jeepwrangler #jeepwranglerunlimited #jk #acura #acuram dx #m dx #carporn @ grovemont drive URL 
USERNAME 😐 i serious tho tata were p a l s f o e l i f e 
i like it a lor rough but he do it jus right 🙊 😏 
USERNAME ill cry if i become one of those ladies 😣 #notevenkidding 
i'm such a lame no one texts me anymore 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME 🔫💥💥💥 😲 😲 we out * pulls off * * chiefs stoge * #thuglife 😏 😯 💨🚬 
USERNAME i said no such thing my dear . 😏 
i'm at powell's books at p dx oregon market (portland , or) [pic]: URL 
eatin' good at our #naca kick-off dinner 😏 #instagood #steak #dinner @ oregon convention center URL 
you can't fucking judge me the first time you meet me and not even talk to me 😒 
if i lost my favorite necklace i will just flip ! 😖 
this new twitter update got me confused af when it comes to these rt .. 😣 😣 😣 
min d: blown . rt USERNAME the weather guys that skate together .... URL #iawx 
why did they let dmx participate in the cypher ? ? ? ? 😒 
USERNAME wish i was your position ... i have a bit of anger for someone that i'd love to take out during the game 😏 
reaaly dont feel like wearing a dress tomorrow for my birthday .... 😏 
tomorrow is defenatly a yoga pants type of day ! 👍 😏 
USERNAME i wish i could ! i gotta work 😒 
my life is so boring during the school week 😒 
sade right .... i do . i really do ! ! 😖 
i think i was some pasta and crab for dinner ... yeah that sounds goo d: ) and i'm not sharing with anyone #handsoffmycrab 
USERNAME r u stalking me or something ? ? ... 😏 
USERNAME - i want to so .. i have the money in the bank . it's just i have so many doctor appointments & i'm still on restrictions 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i would rather die than watch glee . 😏 
i'm so cold even after eating soup and being under mad blankets ! 😣 
USERNAME and i were just those people in the dining hall . 😒 
going to sleep after showering , fuck homework tonight 😒 😔 
lost all my beautiful emojified contacts 😖 text me numbers 
USERNAME awee im sorry , im sorry ! ill text ya right now ! 😁 😔 😏 
oomf means alot to me even tho we don't talk as much any more 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME guys .... are you thinkin what i'm thinkin ...... 😏 URL 
my temper and attitude is becoming worse ! i think it's time 😏 
i wanna hangout but i'm afraid once i leave i'll be sleepy and come home ... 😒 
the mother of these children needs to come home so i can go home 😒 
i'm only going to temple bc hogwarts didn't accept me 😒 😩 
ding-dong ditch is an awesome stress reliever 👌 love with the bros larry & tan 😏 
USERNAME hahaha i was about to say something , but i might be called a . yanno yanno 😒 
like i didnt even eat with yall & you want me doing them ? wtf broo ! >.< 
i hope this was the right time to tell them ! 😐 
ughh i have homework but somehow i find myself distracted on twitter >.< 
USERNAME i want to . i have the money in the bank . it's just i have so many doctor appointments next week& i'm still on some restrictions 😒 
USERNAME i liked it ! i did my bangs 😖 lol 
e d: hey hey hey gimme that you fricken little drug addict 
USERNAME omg ...... why ? ! how ? ! only you ....... 😐 
i have had spaghetti four times in the past two days . 😒 🍝 #collegeproblems 
im salty all my ig notifications keep popping up on my phone >.< 
can't wait to pig out in one week 😋 and then shoot myself because i work in retail 😒 🔫 
econ is going to be the death of me ! ! 😖 #worstclassever #cantfocus 
just me and my mans in the strip club throwin money call it battle of the bands 😏 USERNAME 
USERNAME hey bestie where have u been when i needed you the most 😒 😔 💔 
i mean i wanna go but that made me sa d: ( 
#inthefuture i’ll shoe the movie 2012 to my children and i’ll tell them that i went through that . 😏 
i've been waiting on my iphone case for 9 days , turns out that i never actually ordered it 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME to show my disapproval i will be using emojis since you can't see them . 👎👊 😧 😫😩 😭 😣 😔 😠 😡 
i meat you like 4 days ago , don't be calling me babe & baby already .. 😒 
i've been itching to tell ! -- but can't yet 😒 😁 
ugh instagram why are you acting so lame ! ! ! 😑 
that moment you wait for long time in check out line and than you forgot the wallet 😣 
' i haven't took a kissing picture in ages >.< 
when the jersey shore people eat it grosses me out #smacking #eww 
francisco gamez arreste d: los angeles county sheriff's deputy alleg .. -huffington post URL #whiteheather #santaclarita #ca 
i hate it when i don't know what to wear 😒 
so far i've only went too school for two days this whole november 😂 😏 👏 
grease glee makes me happy . it's way better than studying for government . i'm such a good student . 😏 
disappointed in my best friend ! ! ! #nobueno 😑 
it's official emu has to be racist ! how you going to have no latino channels ? 😒 
for one of the richest towns , there is nothing to do in weston .. #boring 
USERNAME well hopefully it gets sorted ! ! whoa d: sorry dude 
im so excited d: tomorrows friday , and then the weekend , and then its monday , and then its tuesday , and then its breakk :) lol 
#oomf proved my point ! bad txter ! ! 😒 😒 lol 
we get to learn how to use mortars , rpgs , etc 😏 
great ! ! i just dropped my phone ! ! #nasty 
USERNAME monday but were in jackson for one day then oxford till sunday ! and ohh my gosh ... 😒 
waiting for someone in the theatre to fall down the stairs 😏 
so tire d; nothing will be more glorious than my bed tonight . 
is there a version of that doesn't feature nicki minaj ? ? because i loove that song , but i cannot stand her #yuck 
i hate when people say ur my everythin then f u over 😒 💔 🙏 
how are you that your playing on my fucking phone 😒 ✋ 
francisco gamez arreste d: los angeles county sheriff's deputy a .. URL most read by neighbors in #whiteheather #santaclarita 
work at 6am ! ! whoo ! 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
csun vs . san diego . first round of ncaa division 1. 😏 😏 😏 👍 #csunvssandiego #gomatadors #ncaamens @ north field URL 
reading these textbooks as hw should be banned on the account that it's cruel and unusual punishment #boring #takesforever #cantfocus 
rft . i always give them to my dog bc he loves them . 😖 😖 
yeah i love when my room is 30degrees 😬 😐 😟 ❄❄⛄ 
i lose my t . v . remote and my phone in my bed at least 20 times a day 😑 
i'm done with my grandparents like forreal i'm done >.< #notinagoodmood ! 
USERNAME and when she comes back i will be left out .. great 😒 😒 😔 😔 
i swear i broke my toe at work tonight 😖 😭 
USERNAME bahahaha kay good ! cuz coops definitely uglier than me ! ! ! 😳 😮 😬 😐 😶 
wait 😠 how old are you that your playing on my fucking phone 😒 ✋ 
my best friends tweeted me lyrics to it wasn't me too . 😏 #mymothereffingjam 
unless you're about to eat something on fire or a meal that involves winning a tee shirt if u finish it , skip the pic . #gross 
nothing like a good fight to ruin my night 😒 
i hate when ryan lies to me about ruuska being here 😒 
a thousand splendid suns is so fucked ... 😒 🌞 
sergio didnt warn me that my hot chocolate was hot this morning and iburnt myself dx he drank it like a beast xd #yasecree 
USERNAME i give a fuck ! i used to call him every day for like 2 hours ... and now he won't talk to me d; 
everyone wants to hang at the same time .. okay 😒 
tell me how it's more fun to be the side chick and flex about it again ? 😒 
im gonna trample everything in my way so watch out 😏 
yeah ... she's my best frien d; ] USERNAME URL 
its funny how every girl who asked a guy to formal at school they started dating and now theyre breaking up like 3 days before formal d; 
can't get rid of this headache ! ! ! 😖 😫 
i'm the type of person who drinks hit chocolate in the summer an eat ice cream during winter . 😏 
i am not looking forward to the early morning drive to my first class at 9 a . m tomorrow 😔 😣 
i get tired so early now a days .. 😐 
my method of getting over you obviously doesn't work 😒 
uhm hello . i can hear you talking about me . you're only in the other room you pendeja . 😒 
just realized how much i hate being pale .. #gross #hateit #summercomeback 
USERNAME nothing . nevermind since you won't be there >.< 
idk if i should go to school or not tomorrow 😒 
#welovela uclaathletics: #themayor johnathan franklin to the crow d: "we've been having a great ... URL #sportsroadhouse 
i'm so mad i can't go see the twilight premiere tonight 😒 😔 
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USERNAME lol ok that's fine . you've been forgetting about me 😣 haven't been ice skating yet ! 👯 
in really excited to go to brads work pot luck tomorrow but i am not excited to deal with the psycho military wives 😒 
i get so jealous with you and i hate that about me ! >.< 
saying i have homework gets me out of everything 😏 
fuck all this ! what's the point of giving so many damn papers if i ain't gonna learn shit from them anyways >_< #frustrated 
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USERNAME it cool , im pissed of right now >.< 
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this man tried to get me in his truck at the bus stop >.< 
USERNAME you know . 😏 time to frat hard . 
USERNAME respect ... so hows the grin dx ? i'm an artist as well how can i get my art on ? 
drink number 2 ... #thanks2mycoworkers ... no more pls ... @ da trap bitchh 😏 URL 
USERNAME not really i'm still in the airport waiting for my ride 😒 
you know what else reggie bush didnt wanna see ? our d all over him ... but that's exactly what's happening . don't mess with buffalo 😏 
this weekend should be great if everything goes as planned .. as if it ever does 😒 
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i like how he tryna make me do my work lol .. 😒 
amber can quote my tweet but not tell me what she had to tell me >_< 
first time missing a twilight midnight premiere . sad day . 😒 
USERNAME that's about a negative , iv texted you several times but i don't get replys anymore .. 😖 
USERNAME don't worry , i have your back 😏 👍 
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i don't lie 😏 i got fine ass friends aha 
USERNAME i know what you're dreaming about 😏 😋 URL 
USERNAME i was on a mission to find them ! 😒 
USERNAME aight ! ! i got you ! ! 😑 
USERNAME i didn't go my mom forgot to give me my ticket -.- ! >.< fuck g are you alredy ther ? 
it would start trying to rain when i’m walking home ! 😑 
what my weekend has instore for me . >>>> 😏 👍💕 
after my first episode of walking dea d; it's good . but , it would be better with stabler and benson . 
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USERNAME i hope so ! ! i haven't told my parents yet d: 
me: i wanna go on a diet . foo d: lol , no ." USERNAME 
guess who cut their fingertip off ? ? ? this kid .... #solid on my #clumsygrind 😑 
#breakingdawnpt2 tonight ! ! ! ! ! 😏 it's on and poppin ! 
umm i don't remember what time practice is on monday 😒 
USERNAME she really is . i want her accent ! >.< 
why do i look so ugly in my senior composites #lookbetterfaraway #goodthingtheyresmallpictures #eww #ohwell #ithappens #uglisaddis 😁 
i'm such a lazy pants tonight 😣 i have stuff i need to do ! 
USERNAME 😒 ...... i'm sad did she order it ? 
USERNAME and cold af ! >.< you bout to see me with 10 layers of clothes on lmfao 
he said i looked beautiful though so .... hashtag , winning 😏 lol . 
math is a bitch .. ima make it my bitch 😏 
#ifitwasuptome me and adam would be married right now 😏 👰💏💍 USERNAME 
3ball won buy prince royce didn't wtf >.< i'm mad . 
lol they want us to go do something ... key wor d: want key inference: no ones going 
hate it when i'm trynna have a serious conversation with someone and they take it as a joke ... 😒 
my mother be wanting me to do shit for her on purpose ... & i be comfortable in my fucking bed 😣 
#ifitwasuptome there wouldn't be so many ratchet ass bitches at school 😏 
just smoked a free cig , thanks to the guy walkimg in front of me #ew 
wish i knew how to do this trig #clueless 😒 
promise is a big wor d; it either makes something or break something ... 
omg one of my favorite pants ripped d: ( #notfair 
mick jäger is old as fuck , damn nigga 😖 
and when you prophet muhammad) prayed to your lord for help , he answere d: 'i am sending to your aid a thousand angels in succession' 
USERNAME i'm jealous of the fact that your going to the premier tonight . 😒 
just because i'm single doesn't mean i want people all on me for attention 😑 
what if i just don't register for the spring semester so i can go to the midnight premiere ? 😏 
USERNAME never leave the tv on 1channel now boring football 😒 
maybe it was a mouse .. i don't know but that was #nasty 
#nobodylikes prissy , spoiled little girls or boys . 😒 
why didn't i know about the band banquet tonight 😒 #fuckers 
well at least she call you kira . i only talk to her randomly on ig 😐 
my sisters friend told her that santa claus is dead ... umm no bitch . santa is immortal . google it . ✊ 😏 
univison going to fohi tommorrow at 4 a . m >.< 
really jumped the gun with that year long gym membership 😒 
omg i should of had some caffeine today bc this headache is crazy right now . 😖 
USERNAME i'm craving for jollibee .... ugh 😣 😣 😣 😣 somebody bring me halo halo 
#thatmomentwhen you don't want to talk to them about things ... because you're afraid last year will repeat ... 😔 😢 😪 😭 😖 
USERNAME and spandex #eww ! ! ! ! ! ! if i wanted to see a whale i'll go to sea world lol 
i rented elf and the grinch on xbox movies for me and dominic to have a movie night , and his ass just fell asleep 😑 
i'm making this public so i feel more guilty if i cheat .. im giving up bread until further notice 😖 
i need somethin to spice up my life lol . i'm so bored with it right now 😒 😫 
i went shopping ... again . i have a serious problem 😒 
justin keeps saying he's not talking to me ..... but yet 😒 
swimming starts tomorrow #fml #loveit #hateit #wannacry #wahh #drowning #misstheolddays 
i just want to go to sleep… 😒 😞 💨💤💤💤 
the 757 has officially put up a petition to secede from the union 😑 😑 😑 
confirme d: my ab muscles still exist . #ouch #corepoweryoga 
my cousins zach asked me if i had a bf an i said no . so he says ok fine ill find u a bf so y'all can get married and have kids .... he's #7 😒 
gonna watch the vampire diaries , then go to bed . i wish i knew what it felt like to not be tired >.< 
it irritates me when someone repeatedly asks me what's wrong ✋ 😒 
when i talk to #oomf i feel happy i guess . & to really be honest ion kno why i get dat feelin but i just do i wonder what dat mean .. smh 😏 😔 
USERNAME it's the best ! ! that's where the vip sits 😏 
it's definitely time for be d: but i just can't sleep 
sneezing 8 times in a row 😒 i swear it can never just be one 
omg , why the fuck is a justin bieber song stuck in my head ? ! ? ! ? 😖 😩 
today has been far too dramatic for me . i just need to go to sleep . 😖 😴 
so i fucked up my elbow becuz of USERNAME >.< yuur mean 
new place…safe brew . just in case — drinking a stella artois by USERNAME @ stacke d: food well built — URL #photo 
really just wanna be home at this point #hudson ... in the library on a thursday wee 📚⏰💻 😐 
breaking dawn part 2 ! in the front row ... 😏 @ cinemark imax theater URL 
USERNAME yo tengo pege ? con quien , contigo or what ? 😏 hahahah 
but what he say i dont remember what i said im slow member 😒 haha 
my life was made 100 times better when micky followed me , 😏 but now i have to get used to someone so cool retweeting & favoriting my tweets 😳 
i wish i can walk up to a smart person and switch brains or this test >.< 
what .. the .. fudge .. 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 @ no where in particular URL 
i hate when my step dads comes into my room & starts touching my shit ! like gtfo ! >.< 
USERNAME you should be playing along side hartline right now 😒 
did USERNAME almost pull out and hit me ? ! ? ! ? smh 😖 
i think i'm gonna go to sleep now . gotta wake up early anyways 😑 
sometimes i wish your tweets were about me 😔 😞 😒 
i believe everyone has a reason for why they do what they do . that's why i don't judge , but when it interferes with your friendships , why ? 😣 
happy birthday to us ! it's been one year since we starte d; thanks to everyone for supporting us . we can't wait for the next year ! #lan 
USERNAME lmfaoo meetoo they kept looking at us like they was gonna do something like no ill burn your hair off loll >.< 
patiently waiting to see the handsome and hysterically funny USERNAME on #bran dx #waiting #lovethebrits #talktalk 
why blow up my spot cause we both got caughtt 😏 
USERNAME i thought it was only me ! ! i'm not doing the homework because it makes no earthly sense and she's nuts too ! 😒 
careful USERNAME tori said she might not wear clothes tomorrow 👍 😏 
texted abe and he didn't respond ... fuck you bitch 😑 
i don't even wanna see all the stuff i missed 😑 
am i just being used , tho .. ? 😒 i think to much . #stopit 
i made the first move .. this is up to you now 😒 
i hate you ... and you ... and you . 🔫 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME girl you got that boy in check . stfu 😏 
get over one heart break then theres another & another .. it never ends ! 😖 
making myself something to eat since my parents ate without me 😒 
i feel like i dnt know what to do with my life nowadays 😒 
i hate i when people retweet ignorant people's tweets on my tl ... 😒 
i really do not want to revise my research draft 😒 
USERNAME just don't do anything i wouldn't do tonight 😏 
do people not know how and when to use 'is' or 'are' properly ? 😒 
USERNAME noo lol she has to meet me ! im not an ass d; 
i'm still trying to figure out if the 2 of you are married or not 😐 
i'm feelin the love but he ain't << lol 😂 😏 
two things i wanna do tonight one isn’t happenin soo i guess the club if i find some cash 😒 
standard chartere d: cdd manager ( #newyork , ny) URL #banking #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
payroll & operations manager - standard chartere d: ( #newyork , ny) URL #hr #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME where's my invite ? ! lol #bestdrinkever ! 😏 
still sick and boutta hit up the porcelain god again . 😒 😷 
texting kimmie , lmfao she still has a signature d: 
USERNAME USERNAME aight . 💯💯👌. but ya know the boo boo got school tomorrow . dont keep her up too late . 😏 😂 
whole 1 hr n 15 mins early moms thirsty 😑 
roommate is leaving for the weekend , get to do whatever the eff i want 😏 #whatnow #nothingyoucando #sorrynotsorry 
noo , i want marley and jake together ! >.< #glease 
when there are too many guys in the house that i can't watch glee<<<<<<< 🙅🙅🙅 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😵 😵 😵 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
i don't play about my sleep , i smacked my sister for waking me up to make her some cereal . she could of asked my momma >.< 
today i ate special holiday sweet potato tots with cranberry dipping sauce . #iheartp dx URL 
i also needs to take my medicine 😖 😖 😖 
np-just got paid ..... even though i don't get paid for another week 😒 
forgot to record the vampire diaries .... #shootme 😒 🔫 
my brother used to bug me because he thought i liked yardley 😒 
why do i want what i can't get ? i wish it didn't have to be so ba d; #wendyclear #blink182 
spend most of my life being pissed off .. #hateit 
well i was gonna take a nap before the midnight premier of this movie , but i guess i'll do homework instead 😏 
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i guess my step dad put it in a bag to take hunting 😒 
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family of pajama pants at the movies clio you are so classy 😐 
betta shape up , cause i need a man . and my heart is set on youu 😏 
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nothing to do . going to bed i guess #bored 
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i get to go see taylor swift and maroon 5 i just now get threatened that mrs . marchetti gets to go is my grades don't get pulled up >.< 
creepers lurking outside my neighbors .. looks like i gotta start carrying a gun . ✌ 😐 🔫 #weirdos 
ugh i wish i could be at the midnight showing tonight . really bothers me 😒 
lets #not and say we didn't . #unbelievable #freak #eww 
i'm a bad influence >.< i just rolled my sister an get bf a blunt 
i go to twitter then instagram and then back to twitter and then back to instagram . i need a life like for reals 😒 
call backs done . now the worst part ... waiting 😒 
i have a feeling about who #oomf is talkkng about . 😑 
but knowing coach hines , i'm still gonna have to dress out for fun friday 😒 
yeahh tomorrow i'm splitting someone after snr banquet 😏 👉👌 
vicious cycle of not being able to find black dress pants , buying a new pair , then not being able to find them again the next time… 😑 
what . a . night . #tonightsucks 😒 😠 😵 
my dog is the only thing that actually listens to me 😒 #sotrue 
i need someone to come have a sleepover with me tomorrow #homealone 😣 😱 
we need to talk = piss scared instantly . no matter who you are >.< 
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picture with her boyfrien d: y'all this is my bestfriend . 
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so ready to be with these envelopes . 😑 🔫 
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USERNAME haha me too . but not enough to go to school tomorrow 😏 
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USERNAME don't forget the jewelry you took from me tomorrow 😑 
#in4thgrade colin put a bag of sugar and a bag of crushed leafs in my room and told my mom i was doing drugs .. 😐 
when i want to do something on a friday night it fucks up my plans for work the next morning . 😑 😒 
who comes to ihop and everyone at the table orders dinners ? ! especially when red robins is right across the street ? 😑 #weirdpeople 
USERNAME USERNAME 😖 awkward cause i have a boyfriend . 
i also missed his second toss ... i give up 😒 
what if i become one of those niggas to fall in love 😒 ... it is what it is #simpresistance ... i'm no bitch bro ! ! 
i rather be fully clothed and single than be exposed and have all these thirsty guys on me 😒 
how sometimes i look so dark and other times i'm so pale 😒 my skin needs to stay a nice tan color ! 😤 
why do i do nice things for the people who hate me and refuse to talk to me ? 😒 #whatever 
nobody like when u keep it real but they ask for u to keep it real than call u rude 😒 
this nigga blazzin as fuckk dreads all perfect .... bt he with a white bitch 😒 
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the front seats of the theater are the worst ! 😖 
just hear d: ... uhm , i think you protest too much ma'am . or not enough 
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about to see bd2 am prepared to be amaze d: ) 
yep dear steve locked his keys in his car so getting margaritas in downtown lynn while we wait for triple a 😑 
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lol i love going to some random persons very first tweet and retweeting it 😏 #thuglife 
frien d: are you mad at me ? me: no the brownies are .... here i go again with sarcasm 
he been bitchin bout some otha shit all day , i flip it bck on him he ain't replying . niggas can't take what they dish at all 😒 
USERNAME it's taking forever to upload . >.< its like 6 tracks deep right ? ! 
i'm tired , and i don't want to be tired . 😒 
USERNAME i want it but dad won't get it for me 😒 
he (allah) sai d: 'your supplication is answere d; so go straight and do not follow the way of those who do not know' 
my make up artist said i don't look like a barbie , i look like a bratz doll cause my eyes are big . hahahah #rude 
thanksgiving i will be at all y'all families house eating after i eat at mines first ! 😏 
you know whats the worst ? loosing by one point because you have helen keller for a reff . 😒 😠 
a pretty face is easily ruined by an ugly personality . 😑 
everyones growing up now and were all seperate d: ( 
when im smart in class the fucking teacher doesnt listen to me t >.< #dumbbitch 
me &sumbody ( USERNAME ) was supposed to go and i ain't got there yet 😒 
there was a condom being thrown around on the bus today , then this boy blew it up ... #nasty 
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my sister is getting her perment tomorrow i am scare d= -o 
it's been confirme d; i will spend next semester in the gsu studio ... #work 
who wants to hang out ... since my boyfriend is married to his ps3 😐 📺🎮 
honestly , this terrible day needs too end ! 😒 
i wish i was with my friends right now 😒 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i have never been to a hockey game , sam gets all the tickets . 😒 #someonetakeme #pleaseandthankyou 
USERNAME ohh god ! the data section part c ! didn't know what that one meant . but .. mines probably wrong , like all of it ! 😒 
USERNAME 1st: that's what she said haha ... 2n d: butt head :( 
here an hour and a half early and in the 3rd line 😒 
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painting my nails yellow ... don't know if i like it or not .. >_< 
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.. atlee ki d: you just wanna be a raider 
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#nobodylikes a whore , spalding 😏 😂 #insidejoke #omg #toofunny 
lost my phone in publix >.< now i don't know when i'll get a new phone -_- 
USERNAME is my muhhfucking dawg ! ! ! ! and she tight af ! i freaks with her the long way ! ! 😎 😏 
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USERNAME i hate when people do that at the movies ! 😒 
i would be sitting next to the weirdest person ever .... 😒 
USERNAME i know . 😞 it sucks not having internet at my place for me to do my assignments . 😒 
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watching my dad and boyfriend play black ops ii for the last hour .. wtf 😒 #myturn 
USERNAME haha yess brownies ! ! ! ! i even stole a spoon in there too 😏 #badass 
i was gonna retweet but it's locked so i copy and pasted to quote tweet this 😏 
omg there's already commercials saying merry christmas . wat 😒 
one she starts nagging , it's time to put on the headphones 😒 
30th street mcdonalds you suck , learn how to keep your food warm #nasty ! 
USERNAME i'm about to go to bedd , maybe ill tell ya tomorrow 😐 
well karmas a bitch & it just so happened that i changed my name to karma 😏 
#oomf will be kiddnapped by me saturday night . 😼 
oomfs voice <<< he needs to hit puberty already cause he talk like alittle boy 😒 
i be saying fuck love but then i see happy ass couples & i lowkey want what they have . i really be wishing i had somebody to love me 😭 😖 
think about it a lot , i'm over it 😏 
got a feeling blackboard gon fuck up any many now an i'm taking a test 😐 
USERNAME may you not end up soaked in the morning . 😐 
having someone to call my own wouldn’t hurt , the commitment would .. 😣 
USERNAME why ? d: also are you ganna bring anything tomorrow for choir ? :o 
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when i pick off your plate , i'm just trying to help ....... d: #notsorry USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
people who bitch and whine get on my dang nerves . shut up . 😑 
haven't drink soda over the last 5 months & now that idid ... my stomach doesn't feel good >.< ekk #nomoresoda for good 
USERNAME lame excuses lol where is the support ? 😂 i never get bored with his songs 😏 
school is a big bitch ! ! ! ! d:< ughh 
if you talked to me more often & stop holding things in . i defiantly will big hea d: ) sp #subtweet 
don't feel like doing laundry tonight ,. but i love all my clothes clean lol >.< 
oh fuck cod will now take over the lives of all boyfriends #shit 😑 📺 
USERNAME i'm not gonna make it tonight d: ill take u to mcdonald's sometime though ;p 
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i'm gonna actually try to go to school tomorrow . i'm over this being sick shit 😒 
the nets hve been up by 10 almost every game this season and have been giving up their leads every game 😒 
im not tired and i still have to fix my bed before i go to sleep #ocd #hateit 
or maybe im just hallucinating because i miss him so much 😔 😒 
... i just want to be the one to remind you what it is to smile 😏 #letmeloveyou 
wiz being annoying af rite now ! 😑 😑 😑 
i feel like my back is jammed or something #painful 😣 😥 
wish i was still in california . $100 says at least one of my friends would have gone . but i live in utah 😑 
the fact that i can't treat you how i want is starting to bother me a bitt .. 😒 
why didn't i charge my phone before i left ? 😒 
i hate myself right now . why am i so easily distracted 😑 
no more phone for me -_- i can't even say text me >.< 
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if you give me a chance you'll never regret it ... 😏 
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USERNAME don't worry i'm not going either shocking i know 😒 
then i rolled around on the floor laughing while they walked away pretending they didn't know me d; 
“: i don't like when people stare at me . 😒 
davian right now <<<< he's acting #crazy over the fact that it's bed time 😒 
USERNAME keywor d: yet ............. stay calm i'm on it right nah nah nah nah nah . 
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USERNAME yupp your a dub for not knowing hat a dub is . 😒 
USERNAME you can do it holmes , i have to work a double saturday 😣 🔫 then i get my break . 
USERNAME we will see , maybe , most likely . 😏 👌 
but i'm still stuck on the first page xd .... sad story . >_< 
of course i got switched to a cosmetic counter at work so now i actually have to wear makeup 😒 it's 6 am .. they're lucky i'm wearing pants .. 
USERNAME USERNAME 😣 😩 😭 i wish we were going ! 
USERNAME fuckin justine and her lies man i can't even i bought myself my own stuff i can handle my own 😒 
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“USERNAME we were grubbin' today at lhs ! lol 😏 
USERNAME not you .. other annoying people 😑 and idk if we're even doing a blackout anymore ! 
when she sleeps she takes up the whole bed ! 😒 
USERNAME i can't believe i looked at this 🙈 😖 😢 
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why am i getting headaches all the time 😒 😭 
i can relate to everyone's tweets right now . crayyzy . 😏 
that nigga killed it >.< i was enjoying it til he came #swerve nigga ! 
i just realize d: i don't have to be anywhere until after noon tomorrow . it's a wonderful , freeing feeling ! gonna go crazy & sleep past 7 ! 
she can slide under the door to get in but refuses to use the same method to leave . #confused . #figureitout 😼 
i know this isn't what i think ? 😒 ✋🔫🔫🔫 
USERNAME he wrote me up yesterday ! and puts notes on my desk when i'm at the bathroom to long , i don't like him .. 😏 
i took a 2 hour nap . that's really long ... my family sucks at waking me up 😒 😒 
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USERNAME oh i dknt have a car either my dad let my tia use it >_< fkn sucks 
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playa #swerve people got shit to do , can't be all worried about your high maintenance ass 😒 #aintnobodygottimefodat URL 
tell me why skrillex is in wreck it ralph 😒 . 
so my fever is really bouta be 101 .. ? 😒 😒 😒 
i really don't want to work tomorrow ! just thinking about all the people that are gonna go watch breaking dawn ! d: 
i need to take a shower but i'm too cold to get up outta my blankie 😒 
i wake up every single morning between 4:06 and 4:11 #neverfails #hateit 
on tonight's episode of .... 😑 👽 #textsfromouterspace #reallytho #smdh #t @ the lair URL 
can't find my ipad charger 😫👎 it takes forever to charge with a regular one 😑 i need to go to bed 😕 
USERNAME do you just go through and stock my twitta 😂 😏 😁 
people who talk so much shit <<<< i can't fucking deal 😑 😤✋ 
USERNAME were up front . 😒 people must have been cooking breakfast here this am 
nothin to do tomrrow and its friday guess im staying home watching sad movies by myself like a loser ! d: someone come over tomrrow hmu ! 
why does the nfl insist on playing these awful teams on thursday nights ? #boring 
hopefully he's staying up with me tonight ! i'll need someone to talk to . 😏 
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USERNAME hey now ! i say that to you ! 😑 😏 😠 😤 
if i hear another girl say boy bye girl bye etc . im unfollowing you 😑 
so i can't eat my captain ds because there is no ketchup . 😐 😕 
sorry mrs . clark when my book isn't annotated . #dontlikeit #boring 
steezers aren't cute , why do they think they are 😒 
USERNAME why does she hate me so much ? d; 
everyone knows my password #timetochange it's annoying having to change it every like week 😒 🔒 
hopefully in a month i wont have to do my homework/actually work the rest of the year 😖 
i'm having twins . one name jj and the girl name erin ! lol when the teacher said had twins i was like 😦 😯 😑 
USERNAME i just don't want creepos , i get that at school enough 😒 
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damn i took a nap before work and missed vampire diaries 😑 
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USERNAME so i miss you so much , it's not even funny . 😒 
i have to pack my bag for tomorrow yikes >.< 
USERNAME i am so god damn upset and i'm not even going #fml d: 
i guess i can do my two page outline tonight 😒 
my goal for the weeken d: get a suit . 
back hurt extremely bad tonight at practice . 😖 😒 😔 👎 
i hate when people come up to me in stores and act like they haven't seen my in years 😒 
can't really study because of its always sunny 😐 😕 😬 😳 
i kinda wanna go watch twilight (low key ) 😒 
what kind of boy doesn't like when you kiss all over them ? ? 😏 
i can't use that picture i tweeted from english class as my avi because USERNAME 's bitchass is in the back . 😒 
i hate when all the people i text go to sleep at like the same time ! ! #bored #ineedahobby 
i swear i'm such a heartless bitch when i get this irritated feeling i have sometimes . i guess i'm developing aaron's temper . thanks dad . 😐 
note to self: no complaining about the bf's gross cologne when you're chillin with the guys ! ya end up sprayed in the face ! #gross 
come over , you can sneak in the window 😏 
why is this nigga in my mentions -_- 😒 lol 
why do you talk to a hoe like oomf ? #ew 
USERNAME USERNAME i almost did that ! ! ! ! luckily it was at the 5th bar i went the night before 😏 
these battle scars don't look like their fadin 😏 😫 
yes , we're hanging out with my grandma saturday which means were eating out somewhere 😏 #fatass 
i never got into playing video games . idk how these kids do it #boring 
USERNAME omg see . it's horrible . if i wake up with them i will flip a shit 😒 
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before i go to your house & beat the fuck out of you >.< 
lol when i wear my bangs down my cheeks look so chubby it's ugly .. #ew #whydidigetbangs ? 
USERNAME is a hot head 😡 ass nigga 😒 ... 
till christmas ! it's so close ! wish USERNAME was here to share this moment . 😏 #bestseason URL 
USERNAME i still dance , i just don't go to party that much , i don't even know why 😒 
USERNAME really ? ? ? ? d: how ? ? ? 
didn't think it was possible to sneeze a noodle out 😖 😖 😖 
keep in min d: i kinda don't like old movies unless i saw then long ago . there's a good chance i won't like this . #aliens 
chicks out here sucking all the niggas d*cks for fun ! like its a hobby or sum #gross 
USERNAME just realized i missed two x factor episodes ..... so much anger .... no wonder i was so confused 😑 
oh god and she's doing a duck face in her avi . 😖 😩 
if one of my fpac friends could help me with ballet journal it would be greatly appreciated 😣 
girls don't let boys lie they get tired of being players .... eventually . i promise you 😏 
i'm not even okay with this right now ! 😒 
ahh ! im so sorry .. i'll never again say bie .. #hateit 
USERNAME yeah .. but the end is unexpected . but it's what i've been waiting for 😏 
USERNAME you weren't even talking though d: i was talking to you . it's fun in there(; 
if i make one , ill be sure not to follow you ! #eww #loser #subtweet 
my sister is a cold hearted ass bitch i swear . 😒 👊 
i'm so glad i don't work tomorrow 😒 i don't want to deal with that person ... #annoying 
USERNAME lol sorry i didn't recognize you >.< i was on the phone ;o 
oh yeah , that wasn't directed at me or anything . #subtweet 😒 
remember as you stride or struggle into adulthood to carry with you the loves of your childhoo d; they are an anchor . 
tomorrow i find out my philosophy exam results . 😒 
morrissey: bears linebacker brian urlacher not using his hea d: when it comes to brain safety , urlacher’s generation ... URL 
ew i really don't like the new twitter set up 😒 
i hate the small theater , it's fills up so quickly 😒 
there is a difference between a woman and a bitch . women are queens , and deserve to be treated like one . and .. bitches just bitches . 😒 
ahh , pick up yo' damn feet when you walk 😼 😾 
USERNAME i know me neither but i think it happened to everyone . someone's going to snitch ... 😑 
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USERNAME i know 😒 😒 😒 and i hate the doctor so it's not good at all 
sitting here waiting for a phone call but needing to go workout before its midnight 😑 
if you my man , boy say my name . let me know i'm in control ! 😏 
god i love how nasty i am with a crossbow 😏 
i woke up , not in a good mood . therefore i'm really not in the mood to deal with people 😒 
didn't get to download the twitter app before i left 😒 mobile sucks . 
#imattractedtoguys who are taller then me and have blond hair 😏 😏 #foundhim 
my tummy hurt i'm hungry & everything 😒 ; i need to go to sleep 
#oomf is way to attractive to be with another oomf . #ew 
i love tongue kissing but i'm very picky about who i tongue down , cause motherfuckers be nasty , they be sick in the mouth 😒 
USERNAME i have not yet recieved my text ( >_< ) 
USERNAME you make me wanna roll my windows down , and cruiise . 😏 
in a cab cruising through china town . once again i will be flooding your tl . 😊 @ chinatown 🎌 😑 👲 URL 
verena wants kevin . kevin wants verena . end of story 😏 
bought an iphone case ... but i don't even have one yet . now i officially need one 😏 
he's about too get cake all over his fact >_< 
jare d: my hamstrings hurt . me: my brain hurts . #meathead vs #nerd couch convo . 
USERNAME i'm going to eat ! d: we'll hang later kay ? 
my mom said i look mexican 😒 bye . lol . 
all the bitches he fucking with still ain't got shit on me , lol . 😏 👊💢🔫✌ 
i was actually trying to do my work jazjackson playing around with the camera ! ! ! 😐 ✌📷 @ howard high school URL 
just saw my first christmas decorations ... wait till after thanksgiving at least 😒 
i always draw mustaches on my face on snapchat . 😏 
#ilikeaguy who doesn't text girls talk to girls like their pictures of even look at them . you have me for that 😏 
now yu kno yu wouldn’t cry girl 😒 😒 … 
USERNAME USERNAME says the guy sitting there paying for his severs . 😏 
i tried to steal a hunny bun today -.- ctfu im dumb ashit >.< 
lmfao this dude just passed extreme ass while talking to me #gross #wtf 
niggas always tryna catch a female slippin&make things more than what it is ! if you not my boyfriend don't even think about questioning me ! 😒 ☝ 
i need new piercings ! whos down to get pierced with me ! >.< 
USERNAME come over one day and ill do it . and yeah i know . we have to catch up . i miss my best friend so much xoxoxo 😒 
USERNAME omfg this , i hate how shy i am >.< 
i'm excited for tomorrow cause i get to sleep first mo d; & i'm bringing my blanket into school so don't judge 
anna use to send me those in snap chats 😏 #nobigdeal 
oh so now im a okay we will see whos a joke 😒 
starts to hate v.v rt "USERNAME h8 on it bitches . URL 
literally just blew up USERNAME phone & she still hasn't answered me . #rude 
any of my followers gone to school high before ? #justaquestion #donttellonme 😐 
always do . full time job and i can't afford $12/drink&food 😒 
new #tvd USERNAME on the same night as #breakingdawnpart2 premieres ! 😱 thank goodness for dvr ! 😏 #vampirefanaticprobs #nocommerials ☺ 
here you again ... proving your ignorance to life . your lifestyle is ... pathetic . js . #eww #notcute #oomf 
the preview for mama has me scared out of my wits right now . 😣 definitely not seeing that ! ! ! 
early bedtime ? yes please ! 6am wo d: 1milerun , amrap 10box jumps + 10jerkpress . time: 12min . hello ! i mean .. #hellalife ! ;) #pumped #crossfit 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME eta: got that reverse d: eisenhower is in class bs , petraeus is in a service dress . 
#ilikeaguy who doesn't talk to girls like girls pictures or even look at them , you have me for that 😏 
i wouldn't be me if i didn't get a little crazy 😏 
glands are swollen as fuck . bringin on the sickness . # 😑 
okai plans for the weeken d; nothing . hmu with plans guize 
just realized that yesterday was national diabetes day , & i totally forgot . 😒 #thatshowlongivehaditfor #icantevenrememberthedaydedicatedtoit 
going next door to toss a couple beers before be d: d 
i've been waiting for that truancy letter . i need to start going to school 😏 
this girl is forever saying that she's done with me >.< 
watchin the bet awards on what we used to call thirsty thursday here in wilmy ... some traditions just tend to fade away apparently #bored ! 
i'm hungry and i can't eat because it hurts when i try 😔 😣 
i'm so proud of the picture i got of USERNAME slackin tonight 😏 
i met a girl who got more dollars than senses 👌 😏 
that moment when your getting out of the shower and you slip then fall on your shin 😑 
life is a choice and death is a decision 😏 
2 hr drive from work just to babysit dylan's parents house . what was i thinking 😣 
i got these bad crams yo lol . #girlproblems 😔 😒 
USERNAME didn't even think about that . okay , USERNAME USERNAME i know we all have amazing style but don't pack for our trip 😏 
USERNAME i wish your mom believed in abortion ... 😏 
when u be hungry n the person u with gets to eat first 😒 <<<<< 
USERNAME yeah i know , you don't have to rub it in d: 
urgh i have ms . goldman for gym no ! ! ! 😑 
just spilled wine all in my uggs , karma for breaking the slide to the bong .. 😒 
i wish i had pictures on my phone for #tbt but i don'tt 😑 👎 
USERNAME it makes me super sa d; ( ima be down here all the time tho ! 
USERNAME from time i've been home till now , i forgot all about my nice timmy's and i've been dealing with poop . 😣 
he done followed my worst enemy 😒 my only enemy ! lol i hate that damn girl ! 
USERNAME haha okay because she wanted to know , it's cool though ill tell her ^_^ but .. niall should just come to houston and be my boyfriend 😏 
i wish my friends invited me to do stuff 😒 it's okay though . 
i wish he would take me to see breaking dawn ... but noo ! 😣 😞 💔 😒 
USERNAME bc you go to bed so late 😏 😏 😏 
lol aww this two months it's only wasting $ with hollydays shopping >_< 
😑 everything be all good n the beginning .. n then that shit wears off 🚬😤 
i wonder if the world really goin to end d; 
lmao xd rt USERNAME 😩*busts a nut* 😵 ... 😐 alright get off me bitch ! 😂 
the good stuff always happens when i go out of town 😒 
i rlly work 7 days a week , dnt remember the last time i spent the night in my bed . 😩 😖 
girl you need to shut the fuck up . you have no clue who your messing with . #sorryimnotsorry USERNAME 😒 
that awk moment when you hear your moms tv turn off and you know it's to have sex with your step dad . #eww 
now the psycho found me on snapchat . wow i can't escape the crazy 😒 
one small case for facter in #macadmin lan d: URL 
wheres my boyfriend i messaged him o2 minutes ago >.< USERNAME 
USERNAME that's right ! we the boss bitches >.< lol 
i #rt so much when i'm high haha . oops , my ba d; #sorrynotsorry ^.^ 
USERNAME thanks . now i have that sing stick in my head 😒 
i will be so glad when this week is over . i just want to #sleep ! 😴 😑 
today was going soo good then all to hell 😒 
i hate how my baby is teething . 😔 #fussy #hateit 
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just photo bombed some girls . i wonder if they'll send me a copy of my cute smile . 😏 
USERNAME what was she thinking putting us together ? 😏 
ridin around downtown in limo on a thursday night 😏 #happybirthdaysteph 
USERNAME 😐 👷🙈 you get the double face palm from the monkey ^_^ 
greeted by jeffy with hot chocolates ! :) (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 23 others) URL 
every single number in my phone got fucking delete ... cool just whaat i need in my life tonight ! 😒 
guess i have to go to school tomorrow ......... 😔 😣 
USERNAME pshh i'm only going for man o , and leaving as soon as nsn starts their set . 😏 
i'm at off the gri d: upper haight (san francisco , ca) w/ 6 others [pic]: URL 
am i the only one not seeing breaking dawn orr ..... 😏 
USERNAME i told myself i'd never drive a v6 but ill manage 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME d: what kind of sorcery is this ? ? 
sitting in this theatre for 2 more hours for this damn movie 😒 
*i get an 85 on a test* my da d: what happened here , how'd you do that bad ? ! *my friends get an 85 on a test* their da d: wow good job hunny ! 
USERNAME oh shit that was y'all two ? i didn't recognize y'all ! i couldn't see i didn't have my glasses on >_< &y'all had hoodies on ! 
#nobodylikes people who make plans and then don't run with them . ✋ 😒 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME i'm excited for you though .... and proud 😒 
ridin around downtown in a limo on a thursday night 😏 #happybirthdaysteph 
i take back what i said . my aunt is ratchet . 😒 
y'all , i have my first ortho appointment next week .. oh , lord . 😣 
USERNAME was cast for the first all muppet porn . he turned it down with one word ... #ew 
totally photo bombed the girls sitting in front of me . 😏 
monica always screenshots my snapchats and i can never screenshot hers ... but i just sniped a good one 😏 😈😇 😎 😋 🙊 
USERNAME you better come back to see me or i'll visit you 😏 😏 😏 
finally , made it here to #mwff although , not without an even higher pricetag due to a speeding ticket d: 
#petpeeves the ole' classic nails on the chalkboard .. 😖 
why is west georgia dry as fuck right now ? #bored #lameaf 
i could go to bed right now honestly . but the only problem is once i'm in bed , i seem to always be wide awake 😒 
im so thinking about calling in tomorrow lol i had an interesting night i just wanna sleep in 😏 
USERNAME sheesh making me feel like a stalker now ! lol 😒 
if fitzpatrick had the arm strength of say aaron rodgers and the accuracy of a peyton manning…he'd be a good quarterback . but he's decent . 😒 
i remember when i used to go out every thursday . i had so much fun , miss it 😒 
it's sad when you know everything before the test starts then your memory screws you over during it .. #headproblems #woo 😒 
okay i should probably clean my room now since its getting late ! >.< 
me and USERNAME killed it in volleyball tonight i mean i'm just sayin 😏 
oh and USERNAME makes me pretty happy too ... 😏 
USERNAME is that even a question ? meet you with sandy in five 😏 
USERNAME lmao imagine he walks into your job&says 😏 😏 😏 ... 😂 😂 🙈 
on the bright side , the thought of my sunday classes only going on for 4 for weeks brightens my life 😏 
#ifitwasuptome i would not be in bed right now .. oh da d: / 
USERNAME and you sitting here preaching about glee #simmadown 😐 
i come home and her snoring ass in my bed again >.< 
omg my teeth hurt when i put in my retainers >.< 
it's only like 7 and i'm about to go to sleep because i have nothing better to do 😒 
USERNAME too excited about this breaking dawn part two 😑 😐 
it's 9:22 and i'm in bed already ? whaa 😏 👌 
hate how i can't retweet USERNAME anymore .. 😑 #notcool 
am excited about flying back on the top deck of the USERNAME a380 though ! think i could be sleeping most of the way ... #jfkto dx b 
so tell me something i don't know ? i know everyone wants me back in fl , & i know i can go back in dec . but it's killing me ... 😖 idk anymore . 
yes the hell you did . not a good cuzzo at all 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME ok it was kinda funny .. alright ! ill give you that much 😏 chuckle 
wow right when i was gonna sleep my fav show came on 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
tanned , nails&toes , shoes , outfit ... now for the rest 😐 
i'm gonna have bruises all over me . those gg girls pushed me around , but i pushed them back 😏 
just really tried to download 500 songs at once on this nutass laptop 😒 
if mitch thinks he's gonna win he must be crazy . 😏 😊 🌀 
raised a good question rt“USERNAME animate d: josh gordon’s $20,000 block on ed reed URL 
USERNAME foreal , all these hoes better vote me for vice 😒 
USERNAME eww #horseboy is at amc >.< he is so ugly .. 
just got mistaken for a student staff high school soccer game ... cool 😒 
that moment when you realize all your close friends are in happy long relationships and your just sitting there like . 😒 fuck y'all ! 
it sucks but i need to keep those grades up ! 😖 👍 
USERNAME taught me a lot of things today lol i feel cool ✌ 😏 
the show catfish has some weird crap on it 😏 
USERNAME love&miss you bro ! hope lifes treating you well . hope you didnt forget about ya lil sis & fam down here , we all miss you d; 
USERNAME that's really touching and sa d: ( i'm sorry hopefully you see him real soon :) 
texting in math class when teacher takes your phone . #picstitch #lol #math #calculator #bored @ lost + found URL 
i got these bad cramps yo 😁 #girlproblems 😔 😒 
when i’m with you i just wanna chill and let my hair down 😏 
eww snobby white girls -______________- #snobby #eww #gtfo #northface #uggboots #everywhere 
all girls nee d: a big heart , sick cooking skills , love of sports/hunting , mad brains , a pretty face , badass cow dogs , & true love . #luckyme 
gotta alligators mouth and a humming birds ass ya mouth write checks that ya ass can't cash 😏 
wtf , i can never have a friday or saturday off at the same time . 😒 😒 
USERNAME i know ! ! ! i miss you too 😖 
USERNAME idk yet , i'm not really part of the chatsworth crowd >.< 
why did this high school girl just dunk ? 😒 
twilight premier ! ! ! ! woo hoo ! 😮 😏 😄 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME i would greatly appreciate a picture of your hair . 😏 
just got mistaken for a student at a high school soccer game . 😒 
when you see little 14 year old kids being took by the police for doing something stupid , or hanging round the wrong people . >.< 
why the hell do i have my earphones in im not even listing to music 😑 
USERNAME who do you think picked out your flowers .. reservations .. and other presents .. 😒 
lookin a hot mess in the library USERNAME #gross #mexico URL 
i'm failing spanish . i need a tutor . any volunteers ? ? 😒 
he would sleep in his polo jammies and i'd sleep in my hello kitty jammies , but he wouldn't wear a shirt >_< 
USERNAME i have to . d: i don't want to cook anything , omg . 
needa do my eyebrows 😖 but can't find my tweezers😫 fml ! ! ! 
USERNAME true lol i wanted wings so ba d: ( 
wow didn't know someone would get so pissed over a fish sandwich ! #gross 
belle & erica always say , i always find the sweet boys but something always ends up happening to them >.< ctfu 
i could be at the gym right now . 😒 
USERNAME hahahahaha my day summed up in one word 😐 
USERNAME windshield ? they have cars in #p dx ? please don't tell #phx hipsters or they might not leave us ! 
i hate that i'm working 8-6 tomorrow 😔 😣 😫 😭 
my . back . hurts . so . bad . 😑 
, she's starting to irritate me like fr fr 😒 
back to stupid as florida tomorrow . fuck this 😭 😭 😔 😔 😣 😣 
i try my best to give andy good advice , the niggah decides to be dry asf , so i tell him to fuck a cactus 😏 😒 
i really wanna go see twilight breaking dawn 2 ! ! d: 
oops passed on my sickness #sowey . #sickly 😷 😭 😖 
this broke guy at the table made his girlfriend pay for half the meal and counted it down to the penny . lmao ... i wish my boyfriend would 😏 
oo but he knows my name . but i don't know his 😒 
USERNAME i'm praying for you that you show up d: 
you are all fucked and overrate d; i think im going to be sick and its your fault . #coreytaylor 
gonna see braking dawn part two with my momma ! #me #bored #makeup #girl @ crystals house URL 
tried to move bear from the couch to his bed because he fell alseep , but he's so heavyy .... 😳 💪🙅 😣 
having fun eating tapas and listening to the newest hottest oc ban d: 
i'm gonna take that as a hint ... it's time to go to bed , katie .. 😒 😴 
apart of me says go ... another apart of me says stay .. 😒 
i don't like the new twitter update at all 😑 
i'm growing to hate writing speeches more than anything 😒 
back to stupid ass florida tomorrow . fuck this 😭 😭 😔 😔 😣 😣 
attention worl d: anyone have any red or black heels size 8 they wanna hit me up with for homecoming 
real shit my mom actually hurt my feelings . she made me feel worthless 😒 
jackie told me the lady only said i had good customer service because i’m black 😒 
USERNAME bitch u know u want me to know 😏 
USERNAME i thought i did pretty great . 💁 i made it in 10 seconds .... 😏 
down side to having an old car with an old engine ... cold starts . 😒 
how crazy would i be to get my nose pierced for the fourth time in one year ? ? 😏 
yoo my feet cold as shit i'm not wearing these chucks no more when it's this cold out 😒 
what's up with valparaiso's uniforms ? ! #yellow ? #ew #huskerbasketball 
when ppl only write post about ! lms ! #eww #stop ✋⛔ ! #annoying 
taco bell for tonight since fleece ain't wanna take me to zaxbys ! 😒 
baby mama drama free your bitch look like a bag of pennies really tho 👏👏👏 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😏 
🌀spinning kicked my ass .... no , literally it kicked my ass ... ((ouch)) ! 😣 
jeesus ! accounting is dull as fuck ! #eww #sittinginafriendsclasshigh 
i'm leaving from work and the mall parking lot is packed at 10 :3 0 on a thursday night , twilight comes out tonight ........... oh 😒 
USERNAME i've never been too one 😒 but it looks fun ☺ 
USERNAME hey tell your cute friend that i say greetings✌ 😏 
where in the world are my parents ? #lonely #bored 
the more i see u the more i miss you even tho we don't talk & you dont want to <\3 thts what hurts the most about this . >.< ;, c 
USERNAME what kathy ? ! ? ! lol this is a tragic moment .... i could die if i can't find my tweezers 😖 
pictures are worth a thousand words don't forget that ... 😏 
standing in this line -_____- forreal though . twilightpremiere ! ! errmergerd d: ) 
USERNAME my boyfriend is my bestfriend too . 😏 😂 
😒 there it is again . gaah i hate that . 
kinda bummed that i'm not at the breaking dawn part 2 premier .. 😐 
i always wanted a sloth till i realized i already had one > :( stop sleeping 😣 
don't come complaining to me about how your life sucks . k thanks . 😒 
lost and foun d: is this your hat ? ! URL 
USERNAME i honestly wish i knew .. it's frightening 😖 
can we not use hash tags on facebook ? 😒 
i got an extra ticket .. who wanna come through ? 😏 @ regal hacienda crossings stadium 21 & imax URL 
when you're asked if you wanna go somewhere and you say no then you're mom says too bad you're going anyway . then why did you ask me ? ! >.< 
at least david's gonna smoke me out a blunt , what a friend 😏 👌💨 
USERNAME i have cheer on saturday at 10 am 😒 but ill probably still come , lololol 
USERNAME fne . i'll never tweet you again #rude #hashtagtheft . :-) 
those stupid stickers that stab🔪 you and make you feel like you might as well just have been stung by a scorpion ! ! 😖 
she been purrin like a kitten craving your love 😏 
#petpeeve when people chew their good like 🐮 hate it #ew 
mom: mira tu novio prince royce . me: omg me lo compras ? ! d: lmao xd 
who needs theory when you have a pitch perfect ear ? 😏 #weinthisthang 
really not how i planned this day turning out 😒 😔 
we're not ya friends 😒 rt USERNAME my friends just love to hang out at the library , lol . i love that about yal ! ” 
i wish would stop trying to get in touch with me ! ! 😑 😒 #we 'vebeenoverthis #shutup ! 
no spell check , my last name isn't spatula , so stop trying to correct it . 😒 
drinking a beer because shit has been going downhill lately ... i've been hating these past few days 😣 😢 
USERNAME haha i can't go i've got a doctors appointment in the morning 😒 
hebrews 13:6 ... therefore we may boldly say , the lord is my helper i will not be afrai d; what can man do to me ? #favoriteverse 
when i'm not supposed to sleep i can fall asleep but when i'm allowed to i can never fall asleep 😒 
feeling awfully lonely tonight & he's not around ..... *sigh* 😣 
it has to suck .... knowing that even at my worst , i am & always will be better than them at their best ? 😏 #ouch 😆 
i'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to become a doctor and by the time i do i'll be old and men will only want me for my money 😒 
USERNAME so oomf lie d: -) claim dhey was goin to sleep-_- 
don’t bother checking , there is absolutely nothing on tv right now . #bored 
how many butt cracks have we seen at the twilight premiere ? a hundred thousand . USERNAME #gross 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😐 😑 i saw what you did there oh wait i can't 😂 i'll give it to you this time 
i always knew USERNAME wanted this 😳 😏 😂 URL 
USERNAME tru ! everyone played hard today . though i sucked >.< 
chew chew was happier to see me than nala 😒 
looks like i won't be going to watch twilight tonight .. 😒 
note to the frat house that resides behind our house amidst our quiet neighborhoo d: shut up ! 
USERNAME n deed we di d: ) love yah ! i can't wait to see u tomorrow :d 
because the only female in my life is my puppy . 😏 URL 
USERNAME i have listened to over again so many times i can't tell you ! i replay the intro like 50 times because it is so goo d: ) 
USERNAME USERNAME well good thing i'm not trying to impress you then 😏 
who u went w/ ? rt USERNAME random but the last time i had seafood was when i went to red lobster 😔 😒 
USERNAME i've been trying to send u a dm nd it not goin through i guess ur not following me 😒 😔 
USERNAME psychos that are overly obsessed with justin bieber 😒 .. i wanna stab one of these mutherfuckers 
would have blew them out if we mad our free throws tho ... 😑 oh we'll ill take the w 
lol i'm always the one messing things up . 😒 
; i'm all lonely , nobody call me at night 😣 or text me during the day 😟 
those weird zombie things that come out of the water in the half blood prince freak me the fuck out 😑 
just saw my life flash right in front of my eyes ! ! swear this semi was trying to crush my little car ! #poorthing 😣 
i mean if i could i would follow me . 😏 
the speaker on my phone is pretty much broken 😒 
USERNAME you go to invest ? i never seen you 😑 
i wanna get out & pull all my cords out my system 😣 
just because ... #bored #waiting #sucks #double #take #fun #repost @ loker student union food court csudh URL 
USERNAME hi there lol wats up i feel like a creep >.< haha 
who invited him ! ? seriously . does he look like he likes twilight ? nope . he likes meth . clearly 😠 😒 👎 USERNAME 
found a couple real ppl .. keywor d: couple .. 
i'm in a good mood ? i don't evn know dx 
mom just called me a fat hoe ... really 😒 
apparently it rained according to the wet cars >.< lol 
USERNAME i wish we didn't have that stupid immersion . 😑 
why can't it already be friday night ? ! d: 
i hate how i'm texting or start texting , & then i tend to get lazy & not text back . lmao 😒 #fail 
bitch i let you be ahea d; fuck you still talking reckless for be happy shit 
USERNAME just tryed to get bran dx tickets 4tomorrow & tickets are sold out ? ! please get me&my 2friends in . sincerely 
i know yu looking so ima give yu sum to look at 😏 
USERNAME well i'm glad someone appreciates them ! ! USERNAME told me his biggest regret is telling me to get one ... hehehehe👊 😏 #lovesnapchat 
do boys wipe after they pee .. ? #random ...... 😒 
where are my meds . three days i can't find them 😁😤😩 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME oh if y'all do i will tell to both exactly what i think y'all are .... 😑 
vigil for gaza cease-fire planne d: charlotte-area residents favoring a cease-fire in the latest flare-up between ... URL 
snuggies+foo d= best time waiting in line with megan ! #5 .5hoursleft 
fuckn hate technology wen it dnt wana fuckn work . >.< .. #pissingmeoff 
USERNAME come sleep over my house this week . 😏 
you just know how to make me mad huh ? 😒 .. 
my poor bb is not feeling well , snoring by 10 😣 
USERNAME i am >.< but i get too lazy to go back ;o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME so true ! i feel like they're keeping asia bc her mom guarantees drama 😑 . 
free kindle ebook ! talking to the dea d: a novel URL 
i hate when niggas try and talk to me and be like you are a very pretty chocalate girl .... what they usually arn't 😏 
when he dosnt reply and you could of went to his place ! your lost ✌ 😏 
USERNAME lmao damn can a bitch front on twitter without getting put on blast 😒 😂 
i love how people are judged by the music they like and the things they're interested in . sorry i don't only like rap and country . 😒 
officially startin a boyfriend pet peeve of the day . day 1: no one ... and i mean no one wants to hear about your bathroom creations ! #gross 
last year ... i went to go see breaking dawn part 1 with my babies USERNAME and USERNAME .__. miss you guys d; 
rt if you've ever had a boob cramp . #hopeimnottheonlyone 😖 🙏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yeah stand up for her cmac 😏 
i guess you inbox him on fb . uhm nee dx z a #life 
random thought just popped in my hea d: waffle crisp ... i need to have that again sometime soon #childhoodmemories 
USERNAME >.< idont .. like her .. promise . i only want yoouu . lol 
i hate when fine ass girls follow me and they be from like vegas california's or got wyoming or something 😑 
USERNAME 'cause you're going to freaking apparte here , right ? >.< 
i hate when people think i'm subtweeting about them 😒 and 99% of the time it's about someone else 
needs somethin to do this weekend ! ! ! 😏 
couldve done better tonight ! 😒 but its all good just gone work harder👌🏀 but s/o to the girls on there win ! 👍 
portland instagram meetup #instap dx #instameet @ lucky labrador beer hall URL 
you're a bad liar; that smile gives away what you desire 😏 
USERNAME small world indeed . :) i double checke d; found an email to wife on 10/31/11 saying i signed up for USERNAME invite . when did you ? 
of course someone at skii dazzle would know my ex fling 😒 
i feel like i never wanna get outta my be d: / cant move if i never leave here right ? ? yeah im never leaving here . 
USERNAME i bet you aren't in a bad mood anymore 😏 #balls 
i might say some shit i might regret ! ! >.< 
i hate when people feel the need too get married just because the girl is pregnant .. 😒 😒 
all #pisces have a certain way with words . we can say the exact thing you did but when we say it , it sounds better , bc it sounds right 😏 
USERNAME i would say that you are pretty safe there . #boring 
i would be the first person to cry if i was on im not bout that life 😏 
oregon ducks duh ! ! USERNAME @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
😔 😣 😩😫 😨 😥 😢 😴 😕 💔 . how i'm feeling right now . 
it's been since october 6th ! that's over a month 😒 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 24 others URL 
USERNAME lmao , bout someone peroo im jusst kiddin d: 
having to babysit when i have to get up at 5 am to catch a bus back to gville <<< 😣 
preparate , te saldrán senos . rt USERNAME mi pecho esta rojo d d; 
USERNAME don't give me that face ! matter of fact i give you that face 😒 miss no snap chat joi back this morning ! 
“USERNAME you wanna die ? URL just shut up 😒 
USERNAME that's cool . & better than i was in cali >.< lol . 
USERNAME not mad cuhh ! disappointed 😏 its like a obama fan to you , but not quite . 
oh sure lucy , i wasn't trying to do my homework or anything 😒 URL 
the way i've been thinking lately , has me wearing the evilest grin ever . 😏 🔥 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i already finished my frozen lemonade 😖 
my day was okay .. i know a few things that can make it better 😏 
boys lie more , but girls lie better . 😔 😒 
hate me or love me . simple as that . 😏 
yes let's turn on the lights and be really loud and straighten out hair at 1030 when my sick roommate is trying to sleep cool #rude #college 
i don't tweet stuff like that ! ! ! ass 😒 
sitting next to freshman girls right now #killme 😑 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME this is why he is nervous around girls you hurt his feelings so now he's acting tough 😒 
mad tae just called me from applebee's and they playing 😒 😒 i wish i wud have went ! fml 
i cant wait till step up comes out on netflix 😏 
you best be going cause of a chick ? rt USERNAME twilight tomorrow i guess 😑 
USERNAME so do i 😣 😔 study hall this year just isn't the same 😔 
why does my phone keep vibrating ? i just wanna go to bed 😖 😫😴 
message to go d: hey asshole , give me what i want , or you're in big trouble . USERNAME 
fuhh man i haven't talked to USERNAME in forever v.v 
USERNAME yes 😑 i'm trying to concentrated and you guys are being very disruptive 😤 lol jk 
why isn't #leagueoflegends working guhh . you would think this wouldn't happen so soon after the patch . 😒 
USERNAME ohh okay , you better not be doing drugs >.< 
i miss you too >.> rt USERNAME USERNAME & i miss you ! v.v 
my mom would call me whiles she's going thru a drive thru 😑 smh 
this might sound kinda crazy but i've never really watched/read the twilight saga 😱 😬 😐 
USERNAME that's more than corey notices ... but boy does he notice when it needs to be cleaned 😒 
didn't talk to my dad today and it feels wrong 😖 #callmemaybe ? 
my da d: he says that doesn't count ? #hahokaydad 
aint nothing like a woman who knows how to treat a man , twilight saga ! >_< 
fuck now i don't know what to wear tomorrow 😖 god what did i do to deserve this 🙏 
it was confirmed by the rest of the tar heel twitter worl d: USERNAME was in fact cranking a lawn mower on the field tonight . #goheels 
my moms boyfriend should not be allowed to watch tv , he's always yelling and acting ratchet when he watches a game 😒 
puto talavera , te traigo a navia & te cagas cabron ! ok no ps , ese gol si me dolio d: 
USERNAME lmao you want to go so bad right d: 
they still should have had emma watson play bella 😒 
USERNAME lol idek what time they close ! i'll be an hour getting straight 😒 
someone stole my glasses dawg . i looked at my avi & realized that . 😒 
so i'm singing something & i'm like damn . that sound good . i should make it a song . me: fuuck ! it already is . that's why it sounds legit >.< 
well that's not what i had in mind ... 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME complete opposite direction . i'm at hofbrau 😐 
USERNAME don't worry i have the same feeling . economics is killing me . 😖 
USERNAME it was alright >_< we screwed up carol of the bells a bit tho -.- 
wats good gott the next week off ✌ 😑 😬 😕 
i forgot how mean i could be . but i guess when it comes to my baby brothers , there's no telling what i will do . 😡 😏 #familyiseverything 
ppl talk in fucking riddles on twitter and it drives me insane ! ! 😒 
wow is all i can say right now .... am i right ! ? USERNAME 😳 😶 😮 😐 😑 
USERNAME no but he tells mackenzie and jessica that he's always reading my twitter 😑 
USERNAME i lubs yeww . trust me i'd rather be there than here right now . #dying #bored 
USERNAME hence the reason i said we could share ... 😑 
i'm hilarious 😏 #softballjoke #onlyifyourasoftballplayer #insidejoke #softball #battingprac @ kelsey's house URL 
gonna shower , and go to sleep . goodnight 😣 
just got off work , gotta be back there at 7. cool 😒 
that was the first time i bought alcohol and didn't get carded .... does that mean i look old ? ! d: 
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my mom really just killed my battery playing temple run for the longest amount of time >.< smh 
still all up on each other; ain't a dx mn thing changed 
iwanna be able to wear those cute clothes without having to worry about what's hanging out of them >.< 
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well , duh . i'm sure your still enrolled at the school . 😒 
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so tired , but i must study for this anatomy test >.< 
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today pam said her back was hurting . jokingly i said , you think that's what happened 😒 
how you get 300 likes on a picture your fucking ugly ! 😒 
don't have phone sex , you might catch hearing aids . 😏 
deleted soo many pics today smh now i see it ! ! 😏 
USERNAME don't involve the girls in this lol lbvs >.< 
i think this has been the only night i haven't been depressing in a while ... i kinda like it .. 😏 
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ew i hate tweeting from this couch cause im in brecksville 😒 
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oh my god . i said that in a jersey accent in my head . what is this show doing to me .... 😒 
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i told my mom i was hungry and she ignored me and walked away 😒 
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i was sitting on the floor so i saw all her goods 😖 
4 boys with random ass numbers decided to do a group message and fuck with me ... ugh who is this 😒 😠 
simcity 4 installs but does not run . no errors are printe d; it just exits silently . 
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personal wine & movie , now i just need to find some foo d: ) 
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today was too extreme .. glad ill b away from work for 3 whole days 😒 
i need a job so i can shop ! and pay these loans back of course ! 😒 
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so full of energy not sure where this came from 😒 #justwantsleep 
just got off and all i wanna do is talk to him 😒 
😑 ion ask no body for shit unless necessary lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 
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da d: i heard they're not showing twilight in vegas . it's banned or something . cause they don't like gay sparkly vampires . #twilight 
i think my curfew should be bumped up ... or you know removed . 😒 
once upon a time i fell in live with the wrong person lol 😒 
when my neighbors annoying dog comes to my house and barks nonstop , it is just asking to get shot . 🔫 😑 
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tell me something goo d: ok well you suck at life 
USERNAME it wasn't that bad ! only 3 songs >_< 
smokin this bluntt wit my niggies & watchin the gamee 😏 
i swear i'm still not home & my family never wonders where i am-.- ... they prob wouldn't even notice if i never came home 😒 
yes i did drop my remote , go to pick it up , bend down , and hit my desk , causing myself a nosebleed from hell . 😖 
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ass so flat i told her look back at it ... 😒 
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having the munchies & not being able to eat #meh 😑 
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my dad said he gone sign me up for beyond scared straight lmao i was like 😑 😑 imma thug i won't brake down like the rest of them 
everyone's going to the twilight tonight ! ! >.< forever looser . 
all the people that don't live here got the good parking spots 😒 
jan . feb . march . apr . may . june . july . august . sept . oct . nov . dec . -_____- 😑 
remind me next time to fly home ✈ ... 🚍+🚊= #eighthhour 😒 
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so many niggas claiming they real ! ? 😒 😒 😒 
that feeling when you think she is going to break up with me << 😔 😒 💔 
pretty upset i'm not at the breaking dawn premiere this year actually 😒 
stay the hell away from me with that bullshit please ! 😑 
start the movie ! ! ! i want to sleep ! 😒 
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i hope i don't get in trouble for my short length tomorrow . lol oh well life's all about taking risks right ? 😏 😋 
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tonight as been the worse night of my lifee 💔 ❌ 😢 🙈 😖 💢 
so clever .. the coldest dude even when wearing like 4 sweaters ! ! >_< uugh ! 
think im about to take me a hot bath 😏 👌 
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the lack of trust in this family hurts . 😒 
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i've been trying to fall sleep for the past 30minutes now . but is not working out >.< 
i wanna be a army wife had a dream about it last night i won't marrying the man in my dream tho 😣 
it's halfway through #noshavenovember and i still look the exact same 😒 
one wor d: knicks ! ! ! ! ! #baller 
i have to usher tomorrow night at the capital center for the arts 😬 😒 
mad my sister went to watch breaking dawn part 2 .. 😒 
me:maud ima tell yo daddy on u , mau d: wat he gne do , me :c als bean , mau d: told ya he ain't gone do nun .... smh jus grown 
they're going to put me in an insane asylum . 😒 
icing my knee , with a heating pad on my stomach 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME no . stop . not again . 😣 
while everyone is at the breaking dawn premiere , including my mom and a friend , i'm stuck working on a project 😒 
bitches be playing wit oman head & i don't like it >.< #meatweet 
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this white bitch next to us is hella annoying . 😒 
, let mee see that donkey kongg ' swing yo >.< ass back and fourth , back and fourth on my monkey barrッ #tunci babyy 
i have to wake up early to makeup my benchmark .... whoopee . 😒 
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my face is on fire but everything else is freezing d; 
i'm going to bed ! no more favoriting and retweeting for this girl ..... tonight that is . 😏 #trickedya #nighttwits 
i just sat in the elevator wait for it to move for at least 45 seconds till i realized i never pressed a button .... 😑 
... and i think fiona apple said it best when she sai d: 
good #celtics game right now ... pissed pierce missed ft 😒 
sucks that i'm gonna get like three hours of sleep 😒 🔫 
you can't just text me and not reply 😑 😠 😒 
no i will not delete the country music off my iphone ! it's my music not yours 😒 
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subtweets ... 😒 if you're gonna say something about someone just say it to them .. it makes it easier for everyone . 
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one thing that can bring everyone together is our hatred of mrs . mccann 😏 
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every time i go to shower my mom just happens to take over the bathroom ... 😒 
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praying i feel better in the morning ! 🙏 😵 😖 😭 
i can't text anybody back , cuss my bitch ass phone actin up 😒 
selena gomez and i have the same birth mark on our chests 😏 👌 
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um , i have a boyfriend . and thats kinda weird to say 😒 
pmte & tmb poppin up all over the place tf >.< 
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wondering why we bother with love if it never lasts ? >.< 
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#ifeellikeagirl when ihave to sit down to pee 😔 😒 
8pm ......... still alone 😑 no mames ! ! ! ! ! 
so mad i could be seeing breaking dawn part2. 😒 but gotta wait till tomorrow night ! . it'll be fine i guess ✌👍 
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places that will never be overrate d: my bed . 
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schedule for tomorrow: sports night shit , buy cake , go to brian's house , come back to school , do everyone's make up , and perform the show . 😏 
i started my hwk at 3 cause i knew i was gonna laag , and i did so i just finished , but i finishe d; d 
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not so sure about how i feel about this new twitter update 😼 ..... it throws me off when it says someone retweeted something at the top .. 
i look at some of ya'll twitcons like ... 😕 😐 😪 what were you thinking 😩 😟 👎 
i love it when i tweet about someone and they favorite it . 😏 
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and my good luck gets me out of another terrible situation once again . 😔 😐 
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i pity anyone going through this as well . #thisblows #fml #wahh 😖 
looks like it's time for tuna 😣 😫 😣 lol . 
realizing there are those people i just really wish i didn't have to see next week #ew #nicebeingawayfromsome 
it's 10 and i still haven't taken a shower 😑 
i've gotten more e-mails today then i usually get in a month ! …and i do the same thing i always do…delete ! 😏 
went from being dead tired to wide awake in minutes . 😑 
i work six days next week 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 👎👎 
february , hurry up -____- i want my new fonee already ! i've been having this galaxys since 8th grade >.< ! 
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don't judge me unless you have walked in my footsteps , danced in my shoes , or lived in my world . 😔 😒 
finally finished knitting my scarf that i've been working on since the summer 😒 
when i get acne , i look like a douche . #hateit 
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yo that bitch was getting beat with a willow switch . hahaha fucking whore . bet she topped the team 😏 
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every time a team i like does something crazy , everyone hates on them #shuddap 😐 
im lagging it on my homework . music and internet just keep distracting me >.< 
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these refs tryna loaf on giving us the touchdown 😒 
i get off work , my babe goes to work :"( #storyofmylife #lonely 😒 
haha no ....... you never take naps with me ? 😒 
my mom is going through my mail .... who does that shit 😑 
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mandi talkin bout if i was on this show , i'd laugh in they face >.< 
i'm going for blue even though he's on copper 😒 
my stepbrother just ate french fries ... out of our garbage can ... 😖 
glad i'm not having to get up early tomorrow . 😏 
USERNAME she sat me by people who never talk , but i still do 😏 
my cat feels the need to supervise me while i pee ... 😒 
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baby just shout it out , shout it out . 😏 
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walk into subway for 2 seconds , walkout smellin like you been in there for hours ... smh #eww 
what a shitty week , thank god it's almost over 😒 
packing for a 10 day trip up north should be outlawed . #hateit #packingsucks 😠 😑 👎 
just tasted a white grapefruit and i wish i didn't ... #gross 
USERNAME i have so much to tell you . >.< #weneedtohangout 
USERNAME porque all you said was good too >_< pero is cool -__- 
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i feel like sitting on pinterest for hours is not play 😐 
i'm really tired of his dx mn attitude ! seriously 
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had to settle for #hernandez though 'cause #marseille were playing hardball over #remy ( >.< ) will be back for loic next yr #tottenham #fm13 
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kill them with success and bury them with a smile . 😏 
ermahgerd they did not just make me wait . 😒 
stc ... saturday ? ? sure :- d: - d: -d 
haven't talked to my mom in a week . 😐 
ahh ! ! just saw stitch he did tht on purpose >.< ugly animal ! 
can't wait to go the doctor && figure out what's wrong with the left side of my skin #gross #annoying 
donating blood for the first time tomorrow ! ! ! and too excited for senior supper ! ! ! damn how am i gonna sleep d: 
i wish i were not such a jealous person ... it's not a fun feeling 😒 
cousin stabs & kills her 4 year old cousin ! wtff people suck 😠 😣 
aight , i might flirt , but that don't mean i want you . 😔 😒 
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the girls in my school <<<<< only 10% look good 😒 
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the picture #oomf just liked on facebook 😒 #uhh #noo #fuckery 
i may play along but i know better . always know that about me 😏 
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#oomf is always going off on twitter smh ! ! 😑 
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USERNAME did the shit outta not telling me she was going to taco bell tonite 😒 😤 😠 😑 
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USERNAME i tapped on your leg once or twice . 😐 
when girls have gross legs and they wear shorts #theworst #nasty USERNAME that good for you ? 
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dutch knows his place in that backseat right noww 😏 
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#nobodylikes to be ignored by people they care about 😔 😑 
vamos USERNAME a jugar como si jugarán contra el américa chingado ! ! >.< 
.. too lazy to do my personal statement for english ! ! ! err . >.< 
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am i shrinking or are girls getting taller ? 😕 😐 #notokay 
they pranked me so many times at work today ... tommorow i'm pranking them ... i have a few ideas up my sleeve 😏 
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USERNAME oh my me too . worst class ever 😖 
USERNAME so you pick me up and we out ? 😏 
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USERNAME i need 22 more sticky notes & 60 more pages d: 
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its been a whole week but its all good 😒 
my sister birthday is in less than a hour > 😏 
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USERNAME soo lucky ! ! ! ! im stuck sitting on the floor for two more hours 😞 😖 
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USERNAME my girl is out of town 😔 😒 😞 
USERNAME oh hey thanks for the invite & texting me back when you told me to . #rude 
where the hell did they find these turds on #bran dx anyway ? 
having to take a day off of work to get recertified for my part time job ... #socialwork 😑 
i love the juicy stories my friends always have for me 😏 
who cares about the basic twitter having an update ? i use tweetbot 😏 
USERNAME haha dude it's okay . no celebrity has ever retweeted me 😒 
don't send me an e-mail saying you've posted test grades when mine isn't up yet 😣 
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5th cigarette 8th drink (still going in btw) and gotta get up at 0530😫 😑 
i hate my life at the moment bro ugh 😤 😭 😡 😖 😫 
#shitihate when i'm all exited to see someone & they don't even acknowledge me 😏 🔫 
my mother & her second child seems to have a serious problem tonight 😏 
this music that amazon plays when they put you on hold is enough to push you over the edge . 😒 🔫 
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USERNAME ughh >.< fine , ima try to do atleast 15 more sticky notes and do the rest in study hall tomorrow lol 
aww chizz i forgot to go buy something for mr . preciados class d: 
i'm not near as upset that i'm missing breaking dawn tonight as i thought i would be . #notabigdeal #ohwell #whocares 😐 
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out of 3 hours of calling people , only got one donation ... from my mom . #thanksmom 😑 
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- you're on #grindr because your girlfriend can't give you what i did and i know where you work . #sorrynotsorry ☝ 😐 URL 
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USERNAME i feel like i always want to use the 😏 emoji when i tweet you . haha 
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a woman in the streets but a freak in the you know what 😏 
d: i'm falling in love with you ! lmao . 
USERNAME remember at office duddy ? ? ? iol:- d: -d 
i do not wanna get started on this homework 😑 
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USERNAME oh thts so awkward . and now everyone knows my phone number #great 😒 
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so i just sent myself a goodnight text ... #noshame #okmaybealittle 😞 😒 
boys and there beer , sports , huntin , and video games ! #boring USERNAME 
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you don't see me making fun of jews ....... 😏 . 
i'm way to comfy to get up and shut my light off 😒 
when you're so sick & it is impossible to sleep , but all you want to do is sleep . how i am feeling right now . 😒 😷😴 
tomorrow is a leg day . shoot me now . 😐 🔫 
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friendship isn't a one way street .... you gotta put in some effort too . 😒 
eekk tomorrow night twilight fur suree . today is going to be something serious >.< 
USERNAME 👈👈 abt to get fired as my beastie tho 😒 
espn should do a 30 for 30 about me . simply title d: fuck ! ! this guy is awesome . 
i don't see the big deal . my iphone is working just fine 😏 
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USERNAME knock on the wood .. they started season so good . and i love kid d: ) 
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USERNAME i think having a tv in my room was a bad idea .. that's always my distraction 😒 
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oh my goodness .. this is exactly why i think you're a asshole 😑 😕 
wait i can't go to bed now 😕 . there's to much to be done right now 😑 
- just a little mad , when you talk to my best frien d; && not me ! call me a bitch . but whatever to you* ! 
well ... this is going to get stupid weird , stupid fast . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME and all of them are about going to the bar .. psh newbie 21 yr old been there done that a yr and a half ago 😏 #gma 
it's you that i want in my worl d; ; it's you that adore ! 
i have hw and i'm here bored ! lame #bored #tired 
omg ! ! best totally unacceptable opinion ever ! ! USERNAME how do you maintain composure ? these people are so unacceptable ! ! #bran dx 
USERNAME lmfao no ! my sister is 18 and her bf is 20 ! ! >.< im17 ! 
USERNAME looking goo d: ) good luck on the delivery .. ! 
i wish people would just be honest with me 😒 
wish i had a bottle , to drink straight to my face . #bored #alone 
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✋ 😒 don't take to me” talk* he's a little slow .... 
USERNAME if she had it i would probably be watching right now ! wkbw 😒 ill buy it then you can borrow . ... after i watch it give times 
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USERNAME because your account is set to private 👎 😒 
USERNAME lol ahaa ! see we good ! not when all the teachers was in love with me my aunt said 😒 
11:22 bitches 😒 i aint even happy about the shit tho 
USERNAME i cant im tired and need to shower d: & my sister didn't wanna take me /.\ 
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USERNAME reggie what the hell are you spelling ? 😒 
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ban d: yadira will be in the band room tomorrow to collect sweatshirt $ before school starts . 
USERNAME hell no , its late as fuck already ! ! >_< 
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he knows i love and miss him , idk why he questions it 😒 
USERNAME don't be so mad at me girl , we need to have a girl weeken d: ( go to the father daughter dance with me ! 
orange sweatpants , orange shoes , orange backpack ? maybe next time try matching the oranges . 😖 #fashionpolice 
i am sick of it all >.< got holiday break then get to do it all over again 
staying up past your be dx time is an edge break . 
USERNAME haha i know , i'm just playing ! ! 😏 
exactly why i don't ever tell you anything 😂 😒 
USERNAME 😒 i know & i didn't get em lol 
some of the sexiest people talk to the ugliest people 😒 😖 
mexicans are the only ones who yell on the phone actin like the other person on the other side of the phone can't hear em 😒 🔫 ugh 
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it's hard to sleep when your roommates are loud as shit 😐 
USERNAME oh lol i thought you were gonna stop with 😏 
needa brake n my box of money for the game tomorrow 😁😁 😒 
how did i get stuck next to USERNAME ....... 😒 
in my dreams i'm beautiful and you actually want me . life is perfect , then i wake up 😒 
USERNAME and when i'm there you play the game 😏 
USERNAME hate that shit . always happens to me 😏 
USERNAME haha :) i know i know i'm goo d: ) 
ugh , her phone just had to mess up 😑 
USERNAME what everr i'll let you feel like you won just because i'm such a nice guy 😏 
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USERNAME i remember we used to text each other almost everyday (': & i miss you too d: 
i'm so ready to just go home and sleep . 😒 
so for my psychology project i have to remember my dreams .. it's hard >.< 
😁😁😁 just saw shaq ! ! ! ! she called me a bop 😔 😒 
thanks for the follow USERNAME honored . thank you for your talk at #te dx rainier . hope to get some time with you f2f soon . 
i am extremely tired and still have a good 2 hours of work to do 😣 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i feel like throwing up .. i ate too many cookies d: 
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3r d: you ruined my summer you bitch ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME you didn't even help us damn girl 😒 ☝ 
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USERNAME thanks mr forni ... still not gettin any sleep though .. 😑 
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i bet you feel like a bad ass then ... 😏 
USERNAME i didn't know that everyone was gunna blow me off this weekend 😑 
baby , i'll give you everything you nee d; but i don't think i need you . 
USERNAME never ever chels , you know me . 😏 
USERNAME because i'm too busy being annoying on here >.< and i have to be up at like six 
i need to do homework but i forgot my flash cards d; 
USERNAME and USERNAME are makin ceviche nd we say ew ur hands r guna smell like fish 😖 their response 'oh we're used to it' #gross ! lol 
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noo i'm not high maintenance ! ! ! ! 😑 
this is my happyy face (white country girl voice) 😑 😑 😑 
taboo is on , this show is so weird . lol . 😐 
you look like bad news ! i gotta have you , i gotta have you 😏 
thanks for missing my veins 4 times , blood takers . no biggie . 😒 URL 
part of having a boyfriend is talking till late at night about our day ... #guesswe 'redifferent #ohwelliguess 😒 
your one in a million to me , even if you don't look my way . 😒 
i gotta find out who this dude is though ... 👊👋🔪🔫🔨💉✂📌⚡🐅 😏 
well if shay ever used my number she could get a text too 😒 
i'm not faving your dumbass tweets for no reason 😏 
ill never loose my ability to blow out milky o's 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME 😏 you know we are still friends lol 
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it's getting hard to see you wit my eyes so low 😑 💨 
aw your dirty looks aren't effecting me like you think they are so just stop #ew 
USERNAME oh , yeah , but either way , they're #bitches . #rude 
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i turn my back for a second & find bruno in my yogurt 😒 URL 
another night falling asleep with USERNAME in my be d: ) #luckygirl 
attention worl d: angelica has learned how to spin a basketball with one finger . 
i always say i'm going to do something but it never happens ! 😣 
USERNAME how do you not know ? lol you're no help 😑 
oh hey look at that little blonde hottie on the back 😏 USERNAME 
i love how my legs start shaking and won't stop when i'm trying to sleep 😑 
USERNAME i kno :( so is fast foo d: / 
your fingertips across my skin . the palm trees swaying in the win d; images . you sang me spanish lullabies . the sweetest sadness in your eyes 
i guess i can say roohaa to all the ppl going to the car show 😏 😞 🔫 
imma put my hands up lay back while ya do me . 😏 
USERNAME umm yeah , maybe no pulp or ice ... #nasty 
lawdd clawdd ? ? rt USERNAME fuckin &n d; suckin on a nigga --- claimin he urs but cnt help (cont) URL 
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i always crave snow cones at the worst time of year . 😒 
USERNAME youu owe me a donut in the morningg ... 😒 
i love it when my liddo brother loves me >.< its a once a while thing . 
trying to find parking at regal like its the alamo .. #thestruggle 😒 
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USERNAME haha wow marlo . i'm honored 😏 hahahahahahaha . if i ever get to my 2,000th tweet , you best believe it's yours haha . 
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USERNAME i didn't get to watch it with you ... 😒 
my kitten eats hot cheetos and mashed potatoes . #getonmylevel 😏 
well im the cook so fuck all that . 😑 
done with my retweet hour , shoutout to all of those that i retweete d; 👍 
USERNAME why do you go yo the games i don't go to 😒 😔 #butthole 
USERNAME i know ... and i figured you wouldn't mind ! hahah 😏 
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USERNAME i want to but i don't wanna go solo 😒 
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USERNAME well i didnt really think you did >.< just a #twitterfuckup 
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i'm bound to have nightmares after what i just saw 😖 😩😫 
next paycheck better be over $500 or ill be pissed . #fucknightshift #bored #textmehh 
when someone has my name i'm like run that by me again >.< #rare 
#nobodylikes when their mom is pissed off , she will always manage to ruin the next few hours of your life 😒 
USERNAME you stand correctly by . .. 😔 😞 😒 
USERNAME we can carpool if you get accepted and i can corrupt you and turn you into a bad bitch by the end of the school year 😏 
going to be d; since tomorrow is my first day back to school in a week . screw the school system and all their crooked rules ! buenas noches 
im not white . im italian . theres a difference . #hatewhitepeople 😒 
- my stomach is turning back-flips >.< feel like ima get sick 😵 
USERNAME well in that case , its an exception >.< lol 
parents brought everyone tacos but since i'm sick an didn't go eat them when they brought them they ate mine 👎 😒 😔 
USERNAME i'm apologizing in advance , but i will not be making our work dinner dates for 2 more fridays in a row 😳 😣 
skip whatever class you have during 10 :3 0ish to watch me play . #soiknowitsreal 😏 
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bitches will be bitches , but hey at least we got a good seat 😏 USERNAME USERNAME 
i hate bein new to twitter . still have yet to know how to work dis shit ! 😏 😂 😂 
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don't text me if you can't keep a conversation going ... or if you're going to be boring . #petpeeve 😐 
USERNAME must be really col d; doesn't seem like there's a lot of melting going on ... great sculpture .. 
it's that time of night when everything is on my mind . #hateit 
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USERNAME it feel like i'm about to die . ! . 😣 
my parents want to say in my baby ad for the year book ..... come on 😒 
USERNAME what if i had four chins ? it's a lot if work 😏 . but ogi 😄 
i was sleepy . 😣 but now i can't go to sleep . 
i feel good and then i start feeling sick >.< 
USERNAME then why did you switch people ordered plenty 😑 
imma show you how to turn it up a notch 😏 
ima make my sis get a tattoo w me lol it's gonna b her first one so this is gonna b funny ! 😂 😑 💉 
i hate those moments right before you go to sleep , when you are forced to think about all the things you tried so hard to forget . 😔 😒 
what's worse is that she thinks he's hot 😒 😒 😒 
don't want to look for my ap world book . someone tell me when the tang dynasty began 😑 
sarcasmo a flor de piel .. alguien más se apunta ? 😒 
missing this #beach already • photo cre d: #dad ( 😎 he was having a little too @ punta vallena • cabo san lucas URL 
waiting to go somewhere because someone has to pick me up . #gettingtired #waitingblows #bored 
me sudan lugares q ni sabia q podian sudar d: 
i mean , we all have our manly moments .. but c'mon . 😒 
i'm so indifferent about mouse traps ....... 😐 😕 😖 
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zzquil tastes so bad .. but it's so good . #thestruggle 😏 
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didn't find anybody to take me to watch twilight tonight 😒 
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USERNAME i asked your dad if he's going black friday shipping he says no >.< 
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my own boyfriend reminded me that the new twilight movie premiers tonight . 😑 
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facebook i don't wanna know what friends have changed there profile pictures 😒 
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8o'clock is gonna come way too early tomorrow morning 😒 😒 
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guess i'll hit the books for a lil bit .. business analysis , here i come >.< 
welp that gay ass movie twilight is now showing . 12am and that's all i been hearing about today . #yuck 
i don't even remember what the original tweet was ! 😑 
test tomorrow and just now studying😩😩 😢 😢 😤😤 😡 😑 👹👺 @ kitchen URL 
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now that you can’t have me , you suddenly want me . 😔 😒 
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im flexin like fuck .. i don't smoke .. don't even know how to >.< i might die or some kmsl ! 
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have a headache , wanna lay dwn but i gotta go to work ! 😖 
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i'm mad my mom dukes said i act like a boy v.v 
this may be the first time i've ever hated something i've gotten from starbucks #gross 
pregnant hoes taking pics with booty shorts on 😖 <<<<<<<<<< 
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nah tho wut isee yesterday hit me pretty dam hard didnt expect me to react liek that . .. 😒 😔 
USERNAME it takes me like two days to get over that feeling . #hateit 
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i think i'm gonna dye my hair tonight 😏 💆🙆👍 
this guy next to me ha super long fingernails for a guy . umm no . #gross 
it's kinda repulsive how badly i want milk right now #ew 
USERNAME but somehow it's hot in our room #dafuck 😑 ☀ 
to whoever wants to bring me foo d: lunch starts in ten minutes . i like taco bell . 
USERNAME stop ! always making me feel bad and shit 😒 
blink 182 song lyrics will almost always be retweeted by me . 😏 
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i tweet like i don't only have 9 followers lol #shit #bored #worksucks 
when a pitbull song comes on and my grandma turns it up starts dancing and says she like his voice 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
a co-curricular on a saturday for fys ... probably because we have nothing better to do with our saturday . 😑 #smh 
i wanna be in a country music video .. 😏 
just watched a guy wash his hands then use the restroom and then walked out . i'm confused #yougotthatbackwardsbro #gross 
my moms gettin a new car today so happy for her she deserves it can't wait til i can push it lol 😏 
old ass food in a garbage disposal 💀😷 😖 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME she's gunna take our break away ! d: 
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im going to akron tonight or tomorrow lol i haven't really decided 😌 😏 
i hate when i call someone and they don’t answer . then they call back and say .. no shit , bro 😣 
USERNAME *thinks to myself: this means ppl >_< * if we must ! hey , have you found our keys yet lmao ! ! ! ! ! *looks away* 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME the hound is fine . they found nothing wrong with me & just gave me pills . 😖 😖 😖 
now that it's getting cold and rainy , i'll remind you of the superstar divas megashow , sundays at 8:00 USERNAME best drag show in p dx ! 
she wants to be mommy of the year so ba d; with her hoe ass . 
#cancun better be worth all the bullshit i've been through applying for a passport the past week .. but it will be so it's all goo d: ) 
having a hard time figuring out my schedule for next semester >.< 
just announce d: the tarlatans open for sadler vaden & the one night stands at pour house fri . nov . 23 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
really wish i knew my left from right 😒 #inconvenient 
niggas don't be on shit with this shoe game ish 😒 
having to go to class for an hour makes me an unhappy elf 😒 
all i want to do is stay home . 😖 🔫 
i should probably take a nap before i have to babysit tonight .. #nothappeningtho 😏 😔 👊 
had some food from noodle bowl at spadina and bloor and immediately wished that i could have my stomach pumped . worst thai ever . #gross 
i really needa massage like right now ! ! ! ! ! thanks to my partner 😒 😔 
USERNAME made me run to like damn africa to get my phone 😒 
every time i go to that class he never takes attendance ! ! i could have been doing better things , like absolutely nothing . #rude 
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sure you can clean out your car & put all your shit in the salons trash cans ! nbd . 😒 #ihateeveryone 
at the doc office ... thought they said baley . they said betty . good thing i didn't make myself look like a complete idiot or anything . 😒 
USERNAME lol shut up . evan be getting hella money out of me 😒 
#tellmewhy my dad chose to push around the kiddy cart ? 😒 
i love how all my co-workers give me food >.< my fatass , they know what's up ! ! ! ! ! #stayeating 
da d: shit ky , that's a lot of guys 
excuse you . we don't respond to that word #rude 
almost freaked out in the tanning booth bc i'm laying there and hear someone scream for their life .. i didn't know what to do 😣 
i wanna go back to ski dazzle just to see all the hot guys again 😏 
i love how my dad tells me he's leaving for the weekend 10 seconds before he walks out the door 😒 😡 
wire mesh factoi d: wire mesh is used in the insoles of some shoes to make them puncture proof , but still flexible . 
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there are 2 types of folks in this worl d: those who brush their teeth in the shower , and those who don't . keep away , freaky shower-brushers . 
USERNAME in kroger about to drop a 24 pack of water everywhere . 😒 
it looks like you took a load of paint and put it on your face . #disgusting . #scum 
USERNAME USERNAME ill work my magic on you know who 😏 
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i'm suffering from a migraine , crying , can't walk or keep my eyes open and i'm not near my house 😣 😫 😭 
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right now , he's prolly buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey ... 😏 
at the sustainable business oregon awards . it's very fancy . #p dx URL 
USERNAME USERNAME ofcourse , i only roll with bad bitches 😏 👌 
a chicken caesar salad and chocolate peanut butter protein shake goes horrible together . on second thought , shoulda saw this coming . #yuck 
USERNAME literally gives me the weirdest looks in school 😒 #whatareyoudoing 
“USERNAME URL but im so done im so fuckin done done done ..... done ! #eww 
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right now , he's prolly buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey ... 😏 USERNAME 
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dear future husban d: yes i to see it with you ! #teamtravel 
USERNAME i would say you can come over but i'm babysitting tonight 😒 
madison and i's karma for skipping and staying in the bathroom was some teacher throwing up ... #nasty 
USERNAME where are my post of how i'm such a good frien d: (  
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when people hmu and have nothin to say 😑 😠 😤 
USERNAME not really . they still want to use the word revenue instea d; they're either hoping to sub that word in if forced or bait-and-switch 
USERNAME woah my nigga . not even why i said that 😑 
today ehh wasn't so goo d: / ugh ! ! #trying #to #get #over #it ! 
i work the hot dog cart tonight at work #ohjoy 😒 
i had a huge head ache turns out all i needed was some caffeine 😑 
work day 2: the reckoning . d:< (@ first baptist church folkston) URL 
i'm not trying to stress or deal with you about this 😒 
USERNAME <--- fucked up my nail we was beating khnaniel ass an her nuclei hit my finger nail >.< shit hurt 
so my hair is red . . . why is there blonde hair in my comb ? #gross 
trying to find a pair of socks for my boots . i can't find any >.< 
someone at kickstarter stole my r2d2 happy alert tone . :sa d: 
USERNAME just turn around and walk the other wayy ! ! oh and that potassium shit stains👎 😒 #bionerdproblems #tgif 
USERNAME i know lol we all know he is an ass 😒 
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USERNAME your telling me . its so different without u aroun d: ( i miss u so much . </3 
if it makes sense in my head then that really all that matters 😏 
i gotta make this long ass drive tomorrow . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah . if you really wanna prepare for it , i hear buttplugs help ? idk >.< 
i love hearing a baby or little kid laugh it always leaves a smile on my face >.< 
why do i have to be in the kitchen ? i don't even know any of these people & it's never been a problem . like seriously . 😒 
never seen iad this empty before . it's weir d; and kind of creepy . URL 
why must i shower everyday for my ponytail to look semi decent 😑 
sorry neighbors , but you will have to excuse the skeet shooting/world war three event in my backyard for the next hour ! 😏 😂 
it was for my birthday she was like 188392 months late t 😒 
it's friday . so why does it feel like a monday ? 😒 
working in a kindergarten class means i get cupcakes whenever it's someone's birthday 😏 
it means they wana poke you with their penis 😏 
the first thing my brother does when he comes home .... 😑 seriously ? ? ? URL 
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i don't wanna get on black ops right now cuz i know i'll suck . all the good kids are out of school . 😒 😞 😔 
can't wait to see the look on her face when she get here 😼 
#instacollage #instagram #instanow #freshfriday #tgif #boutdatlife #threescompany #narciss @ on the throne 😏 URL 
USERNAME it was the sweatshirt you had ! that you never washed .. 😒 and my hair just needs to be done :( ( come onn now #ihateyou 
i'm sick of feeling like crap & waiting for you 😒 😥 
pouring drinks until the morning timee . 😑 come visit 
that pink soap at the car wash stained my damn hoodie >_< 
didn't do as well as i thought in my men & masculinity exam ... guess i don't know sh*t about men 😒 
USERNAME omg . lol that would be your first thought . i want flowers instea d; ] 
more and more supplements , i swore i'd never be this way 😣 😔 
USERNAME ill take that as a no . it's alright dude champions are made when no one is watching anyway 😒 
soo hungry and bitches over here are snappin me pictures of food #rude 
its 3:43 and the sun is already goin down ... 😣 
nosy ass people in this world ... get over yourselves ... #rude #thatsnotsexy 
how to get your resume reviewe d: ship it with two boxes of voodoo doughnuts . #portland URL 
don't nobody like me , don't nobody wanna ride with me 😒 
rt USERNAME travel tren d: hotels that loan you workout gear URL #wellnesswire #healthy #nutrition 
ima b straight .. not like my opinion matters 😒 buut USERNAME that ohio cut was kool maan but uv done kooler shit ! still #jets fool 😎 
meet the dawgs then to have some fun later 😏 
i wish USERNAME would stop telling me my butt is too muscular 😑 it's fine the way it is thanks 
quote of the day- mom: oh , i thought you did .. 😬 😐 😆 
without fail i sneeze every day at least once in every class . 😐 
u so u on cause u wear fila pradas bro ? ? ? 😏 
i'm about to pull my hair out , this mf soo disrespectful ! nasty ass 😠 😤 😖 
oh , why hello there incredibly handsome man working at gnc ! of course i will buy whatever you suggest ! also , #dateme ? 😏 
why am i such a freak 😳 😏 😎 😈 
living in the same town as ur ex < 😐 😶 
USERNAME no ..... 😒 you just pushed my wrong button 😂 
the good thing is another work out on my list ( walking home again) >_< lmao 
my paycheck for this week is proof that i need another job ! 😒 💰 
stay down i recommend it or ya life is suspende d; 
whaat hostess is going out of business ? ! i need my dingdongs ! ! ! ! 😢 😭 😣 😠 fuck twinkies though ! ! 
aahh >.< i have a test to makeup&homework since i left school earlyy & shitt . 
my cat witnessed it and looked at me like 😒 really ? 
puppies are such a pain in the ass sometimes .. 😒 
i will never buy my kids christmas toys from #walmart #gross idc that they have the cheapest xmas toys #butreally #yuck 
also - just gave my ignite USERNAME calle d: stop quoting jane jacobs . subtitle: enrique penalosa is so handsome . 
i wanted to go to lunch , but no one to go with anymore 😒 
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USERNAME next time you attempt to twerk on my wall , take your tennis shoes off 😒 😒 😒 😒 . black marks errwhere . 
fellas trynna gang bang on 116th & lex ! 😏 that #youngswag #notwithit #tootangible 
sometimes all you have to do is forget what you are feeling and remember what you deserve . 😣 
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god i hate my phones battery already in the 20's 😖 
USERNAME same 😒 hate it so much hope 3rd trimester will be the best 
i always eat left overs from the day before dinner , after school 😏 
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USERNAME s car is infested with spiders , again ! #yuck 
i get that tonight is 90s night at delta chi but you don't have to blast it all day . you're ruining it for me #turnitdown #naptime 😒 😠 
and if you are my rival , then that means you're suicidal . 😏 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME haha idk if i can do that , i think you should keep trying to convince him 😏 
that feeling you get when you suspect something fishy going on ... 😒 
alright pig , stop hitting on that old lady .. #gross 
professor toth is way too preggo to be prancing around a museum right now 😒 
please let me go bowling tonight ! ! ! ! #stepmom #eww #please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 
why do the simplest things make me cry ? ! need to break through this stress wall ... or just fast forward to next year and graduation ! ! 😖 😖 
girls that are way too into themselves <<<< 👎 😑 
USERNAME good ! this shift is as bad as your 7-11 and i've only been here for an hour 😒 but gotta make that moneyy 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 
USERNAME i was just happy that i recognized it . i was much more of an a-team fan as a ki d; knight rider was never my thing . 
USERNAME a pea without its pod mate is a very sad pea 😖 . counting the days til january ! 🎉🎊🎈🍺🍸🍹🍷 
getting help one step at a time . #roundtwo 😐 
was not aware that i was participating in no shave november . well ... im no longer a participant . #eww 
describing myself to new people .. well i love cats pink floyd and kids . no no i am exciting i promise . sometimes i don't wear a seatbelt 😏 
im tired of dealing w 'always want something for nothing' ass ppl >_< 
i hate when rappers get lazy nd keep putting the same songs on their mixtapes .. 😑 c'mon son .. 😒 
a guy that likes to mess around with a bunch of females , yet claims he can't ever find a loyal female 😒 just don't add too me 
about to do some more networking #tired #overit 😒 😩 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME cause i'm having a good dream lmao . 😏 
you're not as cute as you think you are . 😏 
USERNAME i forgot too reply and by the time i remembered , it was really late 😣 
neede d: a better way of managing tabs in chrome . 
aww , i'm listening to our song right now ... but jamar's no where to be found ! ! 😖 
hostess is shutting down . relate d: i'm going to the gym and steaming some veggies when i get back . 
USERNAME oh .. i thought you were treatin ? 😏 
USERNAME john sharing #te dx adventures with dozens of te dx organizers at mit media lab URL 
note to self: next time when i leave the doctors office don't take third street ! 😁 😒 
ew , i fucking hate #nutcrackers . #scary #gross #ihatethem 
USERNAME my friend got towed halloween weekend too . 😒 
USERNAME i feel honored ... it must of been a wild dream if i was in it 😏 😎 
i could live without this headache/migraine right now ! 😖 
USERNAME hahahahahahha she kinda stalked me in a class we had together 😏 lol 😁 
i remember i had a hugee crush on this nigga and he told me he wanted to fuck me and mother . 😑 
f1, austin fest , 3 bands at frank erwin center and all the other bands dt . austin's gonna be mad busy this weekend 😐 
i'm spinning around in a chair cus i have nothing to do #bored 
im in soo much pain 😔 😖 nothing is helping ! ! ! ! 
i tweet waay to much . 😒 i hate it . 
USERNAME i've been doin them shawty ! ! y'all thought i was kidding with this thicken mission ctfuu 😏 
USERNAME yeah ! it's a really good place to work for , all my coworkers and the bosses are awesome but there's so many people working 😒 
i tweet waay too much . 😒 i hate it 
USERNAME the only tweet you respond to is to call me out on something #rude 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME well caitlin the last time i asked you to do that between me and cody you didn't do it 😒 
my head is killing me . so tired of these plays . 😒 😠 
forgot my key 😑 😑 😑 😑 thank god i don't have to pee lol . #lockedout 
USERNAME USERNAME wow . we should just kill her now & be done with it 😏 
i feel like i live out of my car 😐 
lol , we havent talked since thaat night -__- USERNAME >.< 
this girl is no older than 16 and she's wearing clogs and texting on her nextel flip phone 😐 
that depressing moment when you get stuck behind not just one but two school buses on your way home 😡 😖 😠 
kristina told me i have been accusedof bitchery whaa d: love you too 
i’m unreasonably excited mt USERNAME i know what you're doin next we d: #spiritsinblack USERNAME w . me , USERNAME & USERNAME 
when my dads girlfriend is here they go out for lunch and dinner every night and i'm at home like ... mm . ramen . again . 😒 
this shit burns when you put lotion on it >.< 
a four-story #forever21 ? welp , there goes all my money >_< 
USERNAME really dude ? ? i don't have any clothes here 😣 
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i guess i'm going to new york city without a friend 😒 
since USERNAME is in marion and USERNAME ha friday night school d: 
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there's a whole parking lot and this lady has got to park next to me while i'm eating 😑 
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#bored out of my fucking mind ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME you sound more like romney to me .. 😏 
i need to start on my commemorative speech >.< but idk what to talk about 😔 
when someone doesn't reply to my snapchats , i keep trying to remember how ugly it was .. 😂 😂 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME okay kags . :c c: just okay kags ? d; 
i wanna see the twilight movie but i dot have any money 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
i need my windows tinted i sure hope that's one of my christmas gifts 😏 
when the shop guy tells me my front breaks are completely gone , metal on metal <<< 😐 😥 😩 
why does this have to be such a process 😒 
back in #p dx ! not as cold as i thought it would be ... 
trying to get live video from canon 1 dx to pass to a macbook pro via blackmagic intensity extreme . can't figure it out ? URL 
making my brother go see breaking dawn with me when i'm home bc apparently everyone else has seen it 😒 
i've been hit on twice today . both in elevators . hmm . maybe i should hang out in here more often 😏 😏 😏 
i couldn't wait; i cut my own hair and i regret it💇 😭 😩😤😫 😖 
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USERNAME is a bad frien d; tells me to text her and doesn't answer ! ! ! 
i dread basketball so much since i can't play . 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME do you guys sit around and cry every night cause you miss me ? #trancefamily #unicorns #bored #bitcheslovecake 
dnxhsjdj dx jdjnrffgaah i swear i am . going to strangle one of these ari agents . 
why does taco bell attract so many indians ? 😑 
we gettin passed by mini vans and old people on this highway 😒 
i think i jinxed myself cus now i gotta pee 😒 😞 
doing my adult school work in history class 😑 👎 
i hate not knowing if a tweet is about me or not 😣 😡 
new jersey girls get high whilst playing black ops 😏 
at the vet , and i'm allergic to dogs 😩 😖 😔 
USERNAME 😐 *pauses* 😑 no we don't . i don't have her next trimester 😩 
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thought that's would make things better , not worse .. 😒 
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USERNAME lol so many things i could say . biting my tongue 😐 
safety briefing for #sandy responders viewe d: URL overview of expected hazards for cleanup workers . #osha #fema 
ugh could this day go by any slower #bored #takingforever #tired #hungry 
sitting at a table alone at your school is awkward 😂 😒 
today is just not my day #sadtweet #wanttomove #wanttostartover 😣 
chillin' in the library because school's for chumps . #library #duckface #bored #fu @ c . f . brewer high school URL 
USERNAME USERNAME oh child the girls are gettin their life much this afternoon huh ? ? pay it✌✌ 😒 😒 
tippy is so fake you guys . when jenny is here she growls at me an try's to fight , but when she leaves . tippy wants to cuddle ✋ 😒 #bitchbye 
my comcast bill now exceeds $70 a month for internet only . tell me p dx area pals , what service do you use and like better for the $ ? 
USERNAME haha omg that is genius . i'm going to start cooking up some glitter 😏 
lmao me and sal just when thru the mcds drive thru backwards xd it was fucking dope we got in trouble tho >.< #soworthit 
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i feel lucky today . i'm at the end of final full week of christmas rehearsals (rea d: tired), but at least i love my job and my co-workers . 
ty just 'd me .. i will kill her 😒 lol . 
had to make up my work for that day :: >_< :: 
view of long beach on the other side of the harbor 😏 @ the reef restaurant URL 
getting out of bed today just doesn't seem fun . butt i have a date to attend tonight and some serious drinking to do 😏 
just had a loong convo w/my mommy ,. i swear tuesday is not getting here fast enough 😒 
fakk ! i just had a blueberry lollipop now my mouth is all blue 😒 
i don't have pictures to go on this flyer 😁 😒 
USERNAME and i are the only ones in the hale .. thank you operations management 😑 🔫 
USERNAME what are me and kal not good enough ? #rude 
USERNAME if i told you you were lame , would you stop ? 😏 
halfway registered for classes and already taking 19 credit hours 😑 🔫 
USERNAME lmao stfu eddie ! i told you she not even talking to me 😒 
s/o to the idiots who retweet this shit 👉 everyone has either an a or e in their name ! 😒 
well for my punishment betsy is making me ride the bus home for the rest of the month , 😣 😣 😣 😣 
i'm so creative and bitches try to steal my thunder . 😑 
USERNAME you just said you woulda said no 😔 😒 
i have a lot of hw for my winter break d:< #wtf man ! 
USERNAME look for brian quick and the rams to finish strongly . quick's t d: blew up press-cover , then over-powered safety . 
op-e d: the election's over . let's get back to work URL #hiv #aids via USERNAME 
dude i love doing this . i dare ya to snapchat me 😏 
spotte d: the jester east eighth floor laundry wench: USERNAME #laundry #wench #luke #l @ jester east (jcd) URL 
USERNAME mm know that head u had yesterday ain't talkin 😏 
USERNAME haha my mom has the same weakness ! ill just say: i found him on the side of the road & couldn't help but rescue him ! hehe 😏 
USERNAME how can you tweet me but not answer my damn txts ? #rude 
i hate driving to work when it's raining ! 😖 😖 😖 
am i wrong for wanting to purchase sandals at this time of year ? they're so cutee . summer isn't far 😣 
quote of the day . . to find the best one of course . great line in the #recruiting worl d: ). #coffeehelps 
i need braces bad . i want braces bad . why my teeth gotta be so crooke d: ( 
miranda just sai d: i think she a man on the low lmao ! USERNAME 
*with . see i can't even spell straight . she's on a plane flying across the country right now noo 😩 😭 😖 😢 
USERNAME look for b . quick and rams to finish strongly . quick's t d: blew up press-cover , over-powered safety . rams healthy 
it's going to be soo cold tonight 😖 😐 😑 ❄⛄ 
#ecstatic ! love getting my hair di d: -) (@ altered ego salon & spa) URL 
USERNAME late 😏 😏 😏 tell will i'm changing my shoes then on my way ! ! 
i just dropped my whole plate of nachos >_< fml 
just paid all my bills for the month ! ! ! even though i'm broke now lol being #grown feels goo d: -) 
i'm seriously cracking up at how psychotic some people are . one wor d: #therapist 
USERNAME don't touch my phone 📱, my food 🍕🍔🍟, or my face 👉 😐 👈. bitch ..... 
i hate when people curse and they be like what kind of fuckin french was that ! ! ! 😒 😒 
cleaning day .... hate doing it on my day off but oh well love having a clean place to come home too 😏 
prime seats in the cafeteria at lunch today 😏 😏 😏 #hellotherecutie 
ight all the fine girls in tally come to the walmart on tennesee street on black friday , thanks lol 😏 
“USERNAME twinkies dea d: union's stubborn stand kills hostess , 18,500 jobs URL unions are bad for all business ! 
... &my cats giving birth again . what are little whore 😒 . 
off on a friday ! crazy ! what's up USERNAME #bored #thirsty #friday 
da d: randy you at that fucking pie ! ! ! ! ! me:no dad it was me da d: .... alright .... lololol 
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mom i can't help it if i have a f in band , i'm just not musically talented 😒 
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lost most of my contacts on my phone . d: text me your name . 920-379-3087. 
i can't stand people who chew like a damn cow ! 😒 😡 
i could not possibly care less about hostess going out of business . i'd also like to vomit on everyone freaking out about it on fb . #gross 
cant finish this spaghetti🍝 .. everybody knows i hate it😩 #gross #notokay 
had the worst day ever at work ! days like this i swear i just wanna walk up out that bitchh >_< 
instead of doing one of the many things that i have to get done today i took a nap instead 😏 
physical therapy for my hips because i'm an old granny . 👵 😣 ✌👐 #fml 
i'm nice until i don't get what i want , so get me this scarf and you won't hear another peep out of me . 😒 
i surprised anthony with a starbucks to wake up to at twelve and he's still asleep . so now it's probably melted 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME how is that any different from usual ? 😏 
my little sister needs to bring her ass home , i'm bored . 😑 
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why does she order this stupid fiery duck every time we come ? 😏 😒 👎 #sushi #fiery #ugh USERNAME @ hello sushi URL 
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good point by USERNAME about at-home voting i hadn’t considere d: it could make it harder for household members to keep votes secret . 
when my tumblr app takes too long to load while in class 😒 
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USERNAME ayoo , it'd be nice if you'd explain this shit 😒 
USERNAME yea i remember my undergrad psychology major days lol #ew 
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the amount of times i accidently like people's instagrams i don't know 😒 🔫 
missed my freaking class because of them 😑 😭 😭 
USERNAME 😒 you're ridiculous ! how the hell can you tell i'm lying to you over twitter ! ! ? ! 
when boredom strikes , take pictures . #work #curls #bored #nj @ newark bears riverfront stadium URL 
so that 25 average i had for maarine ecology she said shed change it if i do my work and hand it in .. whaat >.< 
idk how i get so lucky on these quizzes . another one beasted 😏 
USERNAME smh i wish a nigga would talk to me like that 😑 
niggas love proving the stereotype . ✋ 😐 no puedo 
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i hate feeling just fine , then a random monster headache comes out of nowhere 😣 
USERNAME ; lol you gone strip for some followers 😒 ? 
USERNAME 😑 oh ok already talking shit ! ! haha 
cool moms flight is coming in now at 9:10 😒 
i text on the bus: ranted at for 10 minutes . guy is drinking soda , eating , listening to music , and laying on seat: nothing . #adultlogic dx 
bedbugs at school lol study up learn your facts #bedbug #newtech #swerve #ghetto #nasty @ new tech west URL 
i look so fckn childish with this ponytail 😒 😔 
USERNAME is that why you just shit your pants and left a stain on the seat ? 😷 😖 💩💨🔥 
hate when people say your welcome before i can even say thank you >.< 
time to take the 'run back and forth till your legs feel like they're about to fall off' test #beeptest #gross 
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just remembered that the security at pretty lights took my flask #rude 
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so we open up at 10pm for black friday on thanksgiving instead of midnight .. 😑 
USERNAME haha i just had it and it was soo goo d: ) 
USERNAME that song is runninv through my hea d: -) :-) sing it in church last night 
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soo many kansas state cars ... feels like its the red river rivalry all over again ! #texasbound 😣 😒 👎 
d: ! ! ! ! ! why my grandma make me floor ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! -_- 
can't even be excited its friday cuz i work all weekend 😣 
like i'm jus not gona look for girls when he asks me too 😒 
same person who waxed his brows rt USERNAME who the fuk is massaging u doe ? ? 😒 😒 “USERNAME this massage tho URL 
i'm dressed so dyke right now ! ! haha don't judge me bitches 😒 
i'm really tired of everyone only calling and texting when they want or need something , whatever happened to wanting to talk or hang out ? 😣 
this futon is becoming more and more tolerable . i'm gonna miss this piece of furniture next semester 😣 
i think my next song is going to be calle d: seems appropriate after the last 3 years . 
USERNAME USERNAME 😒 ... okay . but it won't come in a large lump sum . 20 cents a day . 
the ppl i try to show tha mst love too* always bs ! me *i dont undestan d8 its cool .. a nigga like me aint trippn 
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welp . i think i studied all that i could . hopefully i don't fail 😑 
co d: declassified got a 4.0 from ign . ouch . 
cool there would not be a single available elliptical in the bob 😒 😡 
update: atlantic city public works employee shot , kille d: URL 
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to get a cinemagram or not to get a cinemagram .... ? 😏 
when your best friend stops hanging ou with you because she got back together with her boyfriend . 👍 😒 
hey guess who has absolutely nothing to do tonight ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! this girl ! ! #foreveralone #boring 
my mom was just trying to b nosey lol 😒 
USERNAME bitches love us . ;) did you hear the news ? we ar the only 2 twinkies left ! d: 
seems like that day is coming too . ! 😒 
#ifitwasuptome there would be no such thing as rush hour traffic 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME you put that because it was the truth ... don't try and take it back now 😏 
fake ass niggas need to go crawl in a hole and die; no one needs your lies and your bitch ass aroun d; just go , never come back 
i have a feeling my birthday is going to be just another day 😒 
spotte d: USERNAME rockin' a leather front sweatshirt from USERNAME exclusively for atrium @ atrium nyc URL 
as in i only need an to make me a nerd 😒 
i was soo excited and then you crushed my hopes and dreams .. ): could have played black ops ii d: 
😣 not equipped for this test . fudge . 😁 
my mom really thinks a space heater can heat up a whole house ! #stupidbuttrue 💨 😖 
im just awkward when i hang out in group settings and apperantly annoying too . #hateit 
USERNAME just annoyed .. same shit .. but i always get what i want so him running wont do him any goo d= ] 
3 things that i truly hate in the worl d: formal meetings , beergaritas , and caramel . they can all go suck themselves immediately 
the only time i get to spent time with my dad and he's on business calls #👍 😒 
USERNAME is a sleeping machine i swear 😒 😴 #mommadragon 💗 
i'm ready to be sittin on a tailgate around a warm fire with friends and nice cold drink ! 😏 #ready 
when your about to fall asleep but than you remember you have your contacts in 😒 <<<< 
fake people . ! guess you have to be fake to get somewhere in life . 😒 
#chess #p dx #portland #oregon @ pioneer courthouse square URL 
this snapped is proof why you don't give anyone your myspace or facebook password 😒 
just got faked out by the time difference . i thought i only had two hours left , but then i realized .. 😒 
today's a good day because its friday and its payday 😏 💵 
when USERNAME says she'll come over around 1230 she really means 130 😒 
corona , ca: corona holiday boutique this weeken d: corona holiday boutique 
i need sleep . desperately . too bad i have a ton of homework i have to do before midnight 😑 
ok taking a nap now . maybe i'll wake up excited again 😏 
i'm eager , yet anxious to meet you when i move to orlando . there is just something about you that catches my attention 😏 😏 
why does he always pop out if im not even following him dx URL 
who wants to come pick me up at the 8th grade and take me home 😒 
why did i agree to go for a run ? 😒 
this old man just spit on my legs . fuck old customs i just took a shower ! #disgusted 
i can usually drink you right off of my min d; but , i miss you , tonight . 
almost home , then taking me a nice lil nap since no one would let me sleep in 5th 😒 #assholes #butilovethem 
i never work fridays ! my day is all kinds of messed up ! no one come in tonight 😏 #nonap #thanksbrenda 
i mean , i guess you could say we're best friends 😏 USERNAME URL 
USERNAME how to get hire d: send helen bernhard’s . 
it's been almost 6 years since my grandma past away .. 😣 😭 😭 😩 
my ex just don't understand i'f you was in my shoes u would understand ✋ i'm not stepping back i'm moving forward 😖 
i'm ready to be sittin on a tailgate around a warm fire with friends and nice cold drink ! 😏 #yesplease 
#gpoy #selfie #gay #instagay #gaygram #avondale #college #bored #outsi @ estrella mountain community college URL 
i dont see nothing wrong with a lil bump & grind 😏 
i hate having to do a bunch of things in such a rush 😒 
chemistry , biology , and math are all some of the most difficult classes . and i have to take all three series .... 😑 🔫 
i can't believe i'm waiting in line to get a hair cut ! ! 😒 
loblaw companies limite d: overnight positions - loblaw great food - isabella ( #ottawa , on) URL #retail #job 
loblaw companies limite d: overnight positions - loblaws - barrhaven ( #ottawa , on) URL #retail #job #jobs 
media placement intern - wildai d: ( #sanfrancisco , ca) URL #recruiting #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
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spotte d: mismatched denim and short mini skirt with fishnet knee highs USERNAME URL 
we're slow at work and training the new folks . what do we do to lighten the moo d; we flash mob to bohemian rhapsody . yup , my store rocks . 
•anorexic woman at gym looking good• URL -nothing says sexy like protruding tailbone . #not #gross #sad 
rest in peace USERNAME 's adorable boy band hair 😭 😭 😖 😖 you will be missed 
"USERNAME confirme d: melky cabrera is heading to the #bluejays . two-year , $16m contract pending physical: URL 
every fucking time me and amber talk we argue , then makeup just to argue again -__- #hateit 
#hospitality #job in #providence , rhode islan d: restaurant server at nordstrom URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
some bitches couldn't be faithful to save their life 😒 
dont yoy hate when your stuck at jack and the box and its raining ? yeah i do to d= 
duckface hate this class ... #boring ! ! american history ! ! URL 
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this would be a fun drinking game .. 😏 URL 
today's lunch: kamikaze fries and a korean beef koja in a hand made ric @ off the gri d: 5m @ fifth and minna URL 
#hospitality #job in #boise , i d: cast member at chuck e . cheese's URL #chuckejobs #restaurant #jobs 
when you bored enough to go from facebook to instagram to twitter about 30 times in a row ... then you realize nothing has changed ! #bored ! 
#it #job in #silverspring , m d: noaa mdl lamp programmer at wyle URL #veteranjob #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
this thanksgiving is gonna suck and going to be awkward 😒 😑 #wishiwasinny 
#healthcare #job in #rockville , m d: nuclear medicine services manager at kaiser permanente URL #kaiser #jobs 
#transportation #job in #hagerstown , m d: transportation operations manager at nfi URL #nficareers #jobs 
#itannoysmewhen someone tries to talk to me when i have my headphones in . 😒 
#facilitiesmgmt #job in #fargo , n d: diesel mechanic 2000 cash or tool sign on bonus over 12 mo ... at ryder URL 
#internship #job in #rockville , m d: business to business sales and marketing internship at aflac URL #jobs 
#sales #job in #nampa , i d: sales insurance agent at aflac URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
USERNAME don't have to tell me twice . text me later if you're out and about 😏 
boy you talkin that shit , you forgot i work wit yo mama huh .. 😏 
USERNAME yeah , i almost died . so gross . d; 
now me & her weekend is basically fucked u now >.< ! ......... 
why do ppl post close ups of their faces on instagram #gross 
gee is the biggest doche bag i have ever met 😒 
i want it to be like really cold already wtf d: 
USERNAME omg i feel like i ate a whole puppy . 😣 
i get home and there's no one even here 😒 
#waiting #patiently #bored #car #tired #hungry #thirsty #smiles #gray #sweater #bea @ pioneer medical center URL 
USERNAME another sign we're old- i had to look up what one direction is 😖 . but the lead singer is definitely not attractive 
overnight positions - loblaws - gloucester - loblaw companies limite d: ( #ottawa , on) URL #retail #job #jobs 
i can't sing when i know someone is listening ! >.< 
#sales #job in #bethesda , m d: financial professional associate at prudential URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
finally an off day and i'm running like crazy ! ima burn myself out 😒 
waiting for packages is such a double edge sword 😁🎁⌚ 😒 
ughh fuck my lifee i have to work all weekend 😒 
take me to that old familiar place , take me to memories we won't erase . take me to all that we ha d; good and the bad . 
USERNAME oh shit ! haha good thing i hate those nasty things ! but wait ! what about the donuts ! ? ! ? 😖 
the result of the quiz we took of scorpio 😒 that just bms but is real 
all a's and i'm still constantly stressing about my grades 😏 
pretty sure montie smelled my hair in english this morning . >_< it's creepy . 
USERNAME no i should be but i had to make a switch so i could be off next sat 😑 r u going out tonight tho ? 
great way to end school week for thanksgiving week . 😒 
guess i'll go clean out my car then chill with my right han d: -) 
everyone always gets mad at me and only me 😔 😒 😣 #beyondpissed 
haven't been home in two weeks . can't wait to see USERNAME (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 33 others) URL 
USERNAME i'm so #bored . will you #tweet the afternoon away with me ? 
tires do more than just go round and roun d: did you know that the tires you can purchase at bj’s , costco and oth ... URL 
USERNAME sick ass lag , life was happening >.< i see , how's it looking for going to england ? (: u know . haha ._. 
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#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: business/marketing internship at aflac-- serious applicant ... at aflac URL 
triworl d: sales internship *paid commission* ( #miami , fl) URL #internship #job #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
but wateva i decide to do it will be looud wit out tge noise if ya feel me 💨💨 😏 
wante d: someone that can get inside a locked car ... #thatdbenice 
first day back and beckley and i'm already hitting up fujis 😏 
breaking down is a movie that i would recommend 😒 
thank you , USERNAME for being a great partner in our first-ever veterans day blitz buil d: URL #chase4vets 
USERNAME whaat ! wow that's dumb ..... 😠 i've never gotten a detention before 😣 
#theworstpart the feeling of my toes being filed when i'm getting a pedicure ... 😣 💅 
the real question is how fucked up can i get tonight 😏 
if you live in indiana please go to infamous show tommorrow at the emerson admission is 8 dollars and they're in debt d: it starts at 5 :3 0 
USERNAME well i was thinking i was the only one , no wonder they went bankrupt ! #ew my mom was to crazy to let me have that kinda shit lol 
showed zakk my watch and he asked where the button was that lights it up 😑 
am i the only one who thinks twinkies are nasty ? #yuck 
#transportation #job in #coeurd 'alene , i d: driver helper at ups URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
lol omg please don't rap on the show suck >.< 
ughh can school be over already ! ! ! 😒 😑 i want it to be the weekend so i can party and then thanks giving ! !💁👍👌🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 
i've been to all the carrizo games and i can't go to the biggest one this year .. wtf 😒 
USERNAME me too i gotta help my friend box up still 😒 so he's gonna pick me up 
everyone tells people to snapchat while i got bitches who never stop snapchatting me 😏 
#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: entry level marketing rep-managment ... at big open door marketing firm URL 
#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: on-campus marketing internship with silicon valle ... at bookrenter com URL 
#it #job in #bethesda , m d: federal - oracle technical architect analyst at accenture URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
i like how i can spot your truck across the highway ... #badasstruckprobz 😒 😂 
just counted about 37 windmills helping our environment ! since when are they exciting ? since all i'm seeing are corn fields :( #bored #apes 
i better be the first one to get her number 😏 
i been getting block calls all morning ... i think it's my ex 😏 ..... imbecil 😑 . 
lightning roun d: isis pharmaceuticals , chesapeake energy , windstream and more URL 
lightning roun d: isis pharmaceuticals , chesapeake energy , windstream and more URL 
but really it's a call about the shipping address being wrong for my family day shirt . 😒 
i cannot stand when someone has the same damn clothes as me . #shitbitch 😏 
meeting new people this weekend ? yeah , i wanna do that 😏 
i hate when my mom is late to pick me up and the only people left are all the annoying freshman boys 😒 
my grandma hasn't even noticed i got my nose pierced ! 😒 
'green-gloved' robbery suspect arreste d: the man suspected in a string of gas station robberies was arrested friday ... URL 
USERNAME hopefully they don't break up or taylor won't let us hear the end of it 😑 
me spelling justin bieber with my eyes close d: justin bievey 
my brother just used my quince pillow to floss his teeth 😞 😒 😠 
ron paul in 1988, explaining the same issues that we have today . boom roaste d: URL 
stopped by the bank earlier & after showing my id the teller aske d: - yes , i do ma'am #21 #fourdays 
USERNAME aw you ain't 💩💩 😒 what you goin there for 
#10thingsihateaboutmyself my lack of having game ! 😒 😒 😒 
i just wanna do what's right .. why is that so hard . 😒 
never fails . i always get behind the slowest people . 😒 
USERNAME me too ! i want a athlete so bad like i'm thirty for it ! lol 😖 
still in iowa ! ! phone is almost dea d: 0 #ohno 
stopped by the bank earlier & after showing my id the teller aske d: - indeed , i do ma'am #21 #fourdays 
#eastharlem leaders write USERNAME cause they believe she's using c d8 as . #latinos 
i didn't think this would take so long . or be so difficult >.< gahh 
im madd i missed jaron & tahki's fight .. but i was there for jessica's & liz ^_^ im mad anit no one swing 😒 
my life is a soap opera i swear . and on tonights episode of logan's worl d: what does friday night bring ? stay tuned .. 
i'm not gonna lie , i love my single life ! guys are to annoying 😒 😂 
i know you love it when this beat is on , make you think about all of the niggas you've been leading on 😏 🎶 
this little girl asked me why i have a chinstrap .... cause i'm sexy with it duhh 😏 
don't talk about it . be about it . lemme see 😏 
i really don't want to fight the crowd but i think i'll make kota go see breaking dawn tonight 😏 
twilight on all night i know what ill be doing 😏 
USERNAME i know 😣 did you see that lesson we learned today ? ! smdh ! 
feel like going for a long car ride but don't know where ! 😔 😒 😞 😤😩 
for the grammer gurus on twitter , i know how to spell im just lazy and dont give af ..... shrugs 😏 
laying in bed about to nap (again) and pate comes and stands right next to my bed and plays his viola . those things are loud up close ... 😣 🎻 
it would be really nice to hear back from my boyfriend .... 😑 😑 
te dx youthUSERNAME (past) revise d: princeton , new jersey , united states — fri nov 16 at 15:00 #te dx princetonpl URL 
te dx youthUSERNAME (past) revise d: lethbridge , alberta , canada — fri nov 16 at 02:00 #te dx youthlethbridge URL 
ugh i can tell these nail people are taking shit on me ..... 😒 #speakenglish 
how hearing one person's name being mentioned makes you not wanna hang anymore 😑 thanks alot USERNAME lol 
achievement unlocke d: graphics guru level 1.2 -- cuda runs . URL 
i hate when i'm talking to someone and they show no interest into what i have to say ... 😒 
i fucking hate being home alone lol someone hit me up #bored 
you know what this means ....... the kid is home ! 🗽 😎 😏 😏 @ verrazano-narrows bridge URL 
no more dark hair >.< gettin professionally colored ! ! its been 8years since ive done this ! ! ! nervous how itll look URL 
i got where i'm at for my hardwork i didn't have to be a kiss ass 😒 
im here boo i just wush i could call you >.< 
USERNAME i follow 113 people on here and about 30 are muted ! 😂 😂 there is such thing as a bad photo , though . 😒 
my edit of my ultimate female bias ! ^_^ can't show the whole thing ! >.< @ seoul URL 
i just want you to be mine again ! 😖 💔 
ada is so dead . #canigohomeyet ? #bored #netflix #getheresoonplease 
USERNAME what's wrong ? you shouldn't be sad while you're the broward county princess . 😏 
all of mine keep multiplying 😑 i have 5 of every contact . 
i feel like me and oomf are never going to get to hangout . 😒 
day after twilight and i have to work work work 😩😩😩😩 #boring 
i'm so hungry , & it's like no food here ! ugh ! 😒 
iono but das all das on my timeline lol think is a gay moviert USERNAME USERNAME tf is a twilight ? 😒 
last weeken d: hollywood , ca ..... this weeken d: hollywood , md #yess 
alex's finger was bleeding a lot , it was dripping #ew . 
“USERNAME just announce d: USERNAME sat . december 22 at pacha nyc ! " this might have made my year ! ! ! ! ! 
my last bus rides with these girls . i'm gonna miss playing with you all ! atleast we got this far ! #statesemifinals 😥 😭 😢 😫😩 😞 😣 💦💧 
it's hard being on your own when financially things not looking too hot 😑 
im thinking about inviting my lil whoop to what i got going on sunday 😏 
aye trade at the bank 😏 i see u lol 
stressed as fuck after that mother fucking exam #ughh 😖 😩 
caught red hande d: wine & spirits sample lady sneaking samples #notjudging 
USERNAME you wanted to go with me lol ? ? ? 😏 
omg that black lady talks too fucken much omg i missed this whole show 😐 
USERNAME 😒 im confused . but okay what time ? 
#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: 2013 co op technical software at northrop grumman URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
maybe i'll finally finish episode 2 of season 4. 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME did your teacher wake you up in front of the hole class like a loser 😒 
god sometimes u just make me want to fuck that face up 👊 😖 
USERNAME ellie i always want to retweet you but i can't 😏 
shit that realization just hit me . it's mid november , it's been almost three . years . 😳 😬 😑 where did the time go ? ? 
lol , as i started to record again for an experimental take , my neighbor started using a leaf blower . hey . that's vileplume abuse . jerk . d:< 
sometimes i swear my phone goes off so i look and find nothing #hateit 
pretty pissed . looks like ill be taking a trip back to kennesaw sooner than i thought 😒 
USERNAME what where ? ! i would of found someone to work for me d: 
why is my mom always texting me quoting kendrick lamar ........ 😑 
well i was gunna work till 5. but i know i have to try on 50 different outfits 😑 soo i'm leaving now . #joshabbottband #yay #happyfriday 
USERNAME almost a year ! ! d: right ? lol 
USERNAME haha i totally got the time mixed up ! ! i gotta wait ten more min , my ba d: ) 
#p dx #style #portlandica #nyc #now #bebedoll #beatsonrepeatbeatingonme #moscow #loveyou #l @ airman studio ne URL 
fml don't feel like going to work today 😒 😒 😒 
we are so cute #band #straighthair #bored #hungry @ niu convocation center URL 
four more topics and i'm finally done . ugh . 😑 😑 😑 @ dumont , nj URL 
4:45 on a friday and i'm still on campus #yuck #weekend #timetocelebrate ! 
i .. can't .. stop .. eatingg .. 😁 😖 
yes this is what they think of me . 😏 URL 
bae said she getting ready now . that means she should be here ..... around 10 smh . always taking forever and a day 😒 
i hope my roommate are not in the room 😑 
landon seriously just threw a temper tantrum because he didn't want his ice cream .. 😒 
#nobodylikes anyone who leads you on and makes you think they like you then dump you like yesterday's trash 😒 
there's almost nothing sexier than a white guy that plays lacrosse . 😏 
jill kelley can't get no privacy . her 911 calls were quickly aired , and now her emails to the tampa mayor are leake d: URL 
just announce d: USERNAME sat . december 22 at pacha nyc ! a limited amount of cheap $20 tickets r available at URL ahh ! 
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USERNAME whats on castle learning ? ? ? >_< i'm not even gonna look yet 😩 
buy one get one free at starbucks until sunday👏👏 and thanksgiving break has begun , it's going to be a good night 😏 
i have to pack clothes for the hot weather and clothes for the cold . but knowing harlingen its gunna be hot as fuck ! 😒 
well , that was classy .... 😢 😖 😷 😕 
changing out of my sex clothes to my gym clothes cuzz flaco wants to work out . yea sure flockz . 😒 
after a longg day of work i get to go home and do homework #woo 😑 
naked old man , why must you fart in a sauna full of people ? #gross #gymproblems 
my mom is really over here singing toot it and boot it ... 😒 🔫 
exporting cad files to pdfs on a computer that's from 1867 .... an hour later 😳 😔 😣 
the moment when you see your ex & the keep looking at you >> >.< << 
😏 is my #1 favorite emoji lol . that's my perv & bitch u lying face in real life lmfao 
nothing says it's gonna be a great day like cracking your screen 😣 
we will see you in #carrboro USERNAME rt USERNAME just announce d: 32 tmbg show on sale now URL 
these damn club promoters ctfu all this shit in my mentions 😒 
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how can someone who doesn't even know me or anything about my life be so quick to judge and call me names ? #disgusted 
#interning #castle #greenroom #mirrorpic #bored @ the castle theatre URL 
i'm at portland international airport (p dx ) (portland , or) w/ 33 others URL 
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ima need you to remove yourself out of the land of ignorance 😒 
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kinda wanna lay down , but lola won't move . 😒 
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shaved my legs silkyy fahkin smooth ... and got goosebumps<< 😣 #cantwin 
my moms bad mood is starting to put me in a bad mood . she needs to quit bitching so much .. 😒 
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. USERNAME oh and i forgot a wor d: jeans ! 
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i went to sleep at 9 am woke up at 11 :3 0 and couldn't go back to sleep 😒 
lmfao , this dude just tried to talk to me ! he was fried asf & his bottom lip looked like he burned that shit on a pipe or sumn ! #yuck 
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wante d: cute and charming 20-something-year-old to accompany me tonight at silver bells . i'm going with all couples . #help #singlelife 
i went to the gym , still not sleepy 😒 
i did a shot last night called salmon rush . #neveragain #disgusting #vomit 
i guess i can finish my chemistry review packets .. oh wait .. i already did those . #erg #bored 
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frien d: n-no ! my eyes are just sweating ! 
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i wish i was with my love ( >_< ) 
i don't understand why my own cousin doesn't invite me to her wedding ... #rude 
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you tell me i can't do anything to night but all you are doing is badgering me with questions 😣 😤 😑 
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texting guys in my grade , after like 6 messages , i'm just like ok bye #boring 
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heading back home to not do shit this weekend . #manchester 😒 
was in a funky mood but i'm too blessed to be stressed ... @ da trap bitchh 😏 URL 
okay now i know why i got a raise ... i'm scheduled to work 44 hours thanksgiving week 😒 ugh 
ugh okay i just woke up , stop blowing up my phone i don't know what ima do tonight , yet ! 😒 
was so excited to leave at 5 but my boss just asked me to stay till 5 :3 0 .. 😒 #no #fine #ihatemylife 
my nonni calls me and tells me to have fun tomorrow but doesn't offer me money 😒 
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a fun shopping day is always ruined by work . 😒 
only day 3 of tonsillectomy recovery ... dying , puking , miserable . only 10 more to go 😭 😖 😷 😵 #cantdothis 
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i might finish up here by monday morning , or we might be here till after thanksgiving 😒 my forman has been ducking my questions 
well ... i don't know how to ask him to sadies d: 
weeh i totally forgot about my color/cut tomorrow and had to reschedule ... and i couldn't get in until dec 28th . my poor hair ! ! ! d: 
relate d: i would really , really love to be able to commute via train . 
eeww there's a horsefly in my room ! d: USERNAME 
seriously though . how do girls wear heels all the time . my feet are killing me . 😖 👠 
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USERNAME your boyfriend called me a tomato after i went tanning today 😒 😡 🍅 #hethinkshesfunny 
avery goes to her dads this weeken d: ( fuck this #idonttrustyou 
this chest pain is really starting to worry me 😳 😣 😧 
imma have the house to myself all day tomorrow .. 😁 ☺ 😏 😱 
shower & get dressed all in twenty minutes ? ! fml d; 
so nobody is gonna let me vent to them ! ! 😑 😑 😑 some friends i have 
some guy just told me i look very pretty ! ! ! this jiggaboo just wants the p 😏 
meeting time :) (with USERNAME at rocket science p dx ) — URL 
once you forget everything and think you could get over it all ... it all comes crawling back to you ... 😒 
USERNAME girll i kicked ass in that game ! the boys hated it 😒 bahhaha i loved playing up to 4 ppl and just taking anger out on ppl 😂 
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so busy tryna be cute you forgot to be smart . 😒 
maybe this was a bad idea .... 😒 😖 😩 
if you can't picture life without it , then it's okay to buy it 😏 
wow wtf is USERNAME doing in our history class 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
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the neighbor is over 😑 she likes to bug me 
no ones ready for tha bootii crew generation 2 😏 #teambonding 
i hate remodeling , it makes everything soo messy 😒 
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USERNAME i brushed my hair and shaved ... just in case i get to serve you and tophedaddy tonight 😏 
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my entire tl is everyone getting accepted to uga .... i don't even have the gpa to appy 😐 
not in the mood to work tonight have more important things to do #hardlife 😣 
no more twinkies . no more ho hos ... what is the world coming to ? ! ! ! 😣 😫 😭 #wtf 
eww ... just founnd out the most disgusting ishh #eww 
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when you see someone and you wanna hug them but think about it , end up waving . . . >.< 
USERNAME 😏 😌 😌 stranger where have you beenn ! 
all made up with no where to go . #bored 
53 minutes oh my gosh the tension is killing me d: 
my mom better bring me the books after school . 😒 
that meth video gave me a strong urge to brush my teeth and never stop . #gross 
awh , my cat is so cute just watching me cough my guts out ... #helpme 😒 
USERNAME i'm going to hawking hills w my fam this weeken d; ( 
peas in a po d: -) @ the bat cave :) URL 
i always wanted to do competitive cheer ! ! d: 
shit , this is a great friday . so proud of both of my sisters doing huge things in atlanta 😏 
i'm such a fatwas d: hayhaytrigg @ country inn cafe URL 
who in the world would bring their weed pipe to the dmv ! ? 😯 😑 
someone on this bus smells . and i don't know if its the guy next to me or the one in front of me . #ew #youneedashower 
it's cold ! >.< (@ the san antonio riverwalk w/ 3 others) URL 
i swear to god if one of these women spoil this movie for me i will blow a freakin gasket . #oldhag #getalife 😒 
there was a stink bug on my boobs 😩 😖 😭 
i almost had anxiety over the fact that i'm leaving the college world and going back to reality ... then i remembered i live at the beach 😏 
i just be dismissing these niggas nowadays . idgaf ✌ 😒 
USERNAME 35 dolares d d: onde se acha um desse no brasil por menos de 200 conto ? sos 
USERNAME USERNAME hey guys ... why haven't we hung out in forever 😒 😡 
model’s mom made her turn off her phone , like she has to sit in hair and makeup and just twiddle her thumbs ? i’d be like mahhmm ! 😣 😣 
USERNAME umm is that what my falsies looked like ? 😐 
jesus christ why is there rape .. that . is . horrible #upsetface 😞 😣 
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if spiders start flying , i'm leaving this planet . i freakin' hate spiders ! #scareme #eww 
and like that he's gone ... back to p dx (@ denver international airport (den) w/ 89 others) URL 
USERNAME llf omg ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #weakk . >.< 
gonna go to my babes house looking raattchet tomorrow ! >.< 
the nerve in my foot is waking up 😖 i probably look like a penguin while i'm walking 
13 year olds who look like they're 20 something dressing all risqué with a gallon of makeup , that's not that's a fast ass heffer 😒 
got plans for tonight but i need some for tomorrow thoo 😒 
there are three types of people in this worl d: those who make things happen those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened 
bitches will be bitches .. lalalalala you have no clue 😑 😏 
the shit that randomly pops up in my head . 😒 
what a shitty friday and i have school againn tomorrow .. cool 😔 😒 
that got me a prolly a lil too excited for next time 😏 
USERNAME but am i right or am i right ? 😏 
i wanna marry a hispanic man .... only because i wanna see how cute a half hispanic and asian baby will look like . 😑 #curiositykilledthecat 
ineed a car charger bc my phone is always on low battery when igo outt 😒 😤 
i don't wana work . i say that too much but the truth neva fades ! ! ! 😣 #lame 
damn my twitter is getting love right now . 😏 😊 
#it #job in #bethesda , m d: federal - oracle solution lead at accenture URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
#it #job in #bethesda , m d: federal - soa data architect at accenture URL #jobs #tweetmyjobs 
of course i'm late to my appointment ! 😒 #bettergetin 
nigga arguing with me over my best friend >_< fuckk wrong with you 
good lite: leveling the education playing fiel d: technology doesn't care about your zipcode URL 
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- i hate how you were acting like that . 😒 
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if my mom doesn't hurry up come home >.< i wanna see twilight ! ! 
USERNAME yea to much xx in it lol i'm mad 😒 😄 😄 😄 😄 
i swear ... #hoesthesedays be trying to catch a beat down . keep in min d: i'm also half black ! don't ever forget that . 
some random guy just spanked me with a strap hanging off his bag . #weird #creeper 😣 
sometimes i want it slow n sensual .. but for the most part i like it rough n dirty ayee 😏 #makeitnasty 
USERNAME but really , me too ... if bob will go and see his little franz >.< 
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USERNAME i don't think i am after all d; ugh . fuck elac . lol 
eyebrows done 👏🙌 feels good lol they were bad 😒 
oh , dang . you're right . ahahah , im gay . 😒 
USERNAME lol how'd i know you were gunna say something ? cx sorry though d; 
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attention worl d: USERNAME feels too good for western pa . i feel he should be banned from pa delicacies , mainly primantis and yuengling 
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please don't think your better then everyone else cause your not 😌 😒 
still have to buy my ticket to go home 😣 
i get higher then high because i got #babylungz 😖 
so many museums and tours that i'm tire d: / 
i wish USERNAME would get off work already . #bored #readyfortwilight 
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idk why everybody's so sad , twinkies are fucking #gross 
that means i slobber like a st . bernard when i eat 😑 
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thanks microwave for heating the hell outta my plate but totally forgetting about heating my food 😒 
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worst friend awar d: USERNAME dodging my facetime calls ! ! 
all my friends went home , now i'm by myself for the night #lonely 😒 
did my dad seriously just fix the table at the restaurant ? 😒 #embarrsing #omfg 
my nike jacket smell like that loud 😒 😒 😒 
just snapped my headband in my face ... not embarrassed ................. okay very embarrassed 😑 😶 
so scared to be in the car or drive 😐 
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i don't like it when people make fun of me 😒 
USERNAME nah , think that gonna be ugly . i could tell you my plans , but ... well you get the idea . 😏 
my coworker says she likes the black guys cause of the size of their penis's .. woah .. not appropriate >_< 
this kids voice on live is killing me . 😒 🔫 
it sucks bein coo wit people who have beef .. then you gotta pick and choose who to invite to shit . #hateit 
truck just blew a tire in front of us #scarystuff 😐 USERNAME 
all i want right meow is some green kiwi . 😖 
hungry ! ! ! ! ! ! ! affii a nyam bread ah butter 😑 
today is still a good day but i can't text my boo til after rehearsal which ends at 10 something 😒 
soo bootlegged they don't even have the toppings that i want on my sandwich anymore because everyone left for break ! ! ! ! ! ! 😒 😒 😒 😭 😭 😡 😡 😡 😡 
ehh servsafe tomorrow . me and the booski will be up all night 😖 
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sometimes i think i'm single :: >_< ::&& wen i don't get attention>>>>>> smh lol 
some ppls tweets r litterally so entertaining , i wish i was hilarious sometimes and made ppl laugh 😑 
i still have no clue what i'm doing tonight 😣 
USERNAME yaa babygurrll for the weeken d: ) come party with me ! 
there's no point of me going to anyone of flowers basketball games , all the coaches left . 😑 
one of my cats died . yeah tonight sucks . dinner made me sick and i'm freezing . the only good was breaking dawn pt 2. #bed #screwed 😑 💔 ❄⛄ 
everyone will see my little brother tonight .. he's going tonight to support me 😏 
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my followers don't be talking to me .. yall are anti >_< 
and it begins ... all of these ohh so perfect couples going to see zoo lights .. congrats 😏 
rude parents , screaming ki d: -) mom on phone . eating at brio san tan village . 
- i remember when i told #oomfs to sing to me on the phone but they never did . 😒 
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USERNAME yes woman ! ! i wish you were 21 😒 
never been more upset than when my phone auto suggested rubinoff as a possible word . #gross 
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#castle love this show ! ! however this past monday's episode was not goo d: ( what were the writers on ? ? 
i can't eat baby carrots without peanut butter d; its like eating cereal without milk 
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when my mom looks better in clothes than me <<<< ... she's 56 😒 
me & dude had one convo . he came at me wrong , i wasn't feeling it . next thing i know i had 12 missed calls from the both of them . wth ? ! ? ! 😁 😣 
why does everyone think everything is so funny when they're high ? i'm sittin here chillin like a mf and your laughing for no reason 😒 
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mi perfumería de confianza ya tiene el aroma de moda , de noveda d: obama ii URL 
fuck i forgot to apply to my disney internship 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 
interview today at 6 for express in the mall 😏 hope i do good and get the job 😔 🙏in jesus name🙏amen . 
where's nate ? 😔 #hungry #lonely #stranded #bored USERNAME @ titan student union URL 
and for the record , your friend is much cuter 😏 
today is just so messed up in so many ways #hateit #annoyedasfuck 
on the plane & the baby cries , get off the plane & it's quiet ... ? 😒 
girl you is such a liar 😒 USERNAME <---- 19 lol” 
it's actually really upsetting when stores have nothing for hanukkah #rude #holidaysareforjewstoo 
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i just wanna crawl in my bed and cry im so stressed out 😖 
my freaking contacts have been bothering me the whole day 😑 
there are few things i hate more than meeting new people , especially female people . 😑 😑 😑 😑 
it deff feels like home .. don't know what to do 😒 #bored 
USERNAME we hada close it down & now were moving to a diff place 😔 😒 
USERNAME i am at the hospital right now ! about to get an ultrasound to see why my stomach is acting up . 😒 sorry you had to see me like that 😔 
USERNAME what can i say i was always hungry as a chil d: ) dats my daddy tho :) 
thanks dad for changing the day we leave ! 😒 not leaving to till sunday morning all because a stupid dinner reservation on saturday . 😤 
my girlfriend got me saying all the fucking time >.< 
and we have hit hartford traffic . hopefully i make this flight . it's the last one to baltimore . 😐 😕 
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my sex life is nonexistent . the only thing i ever get sexual with is verbally , but with food . d; 
USERNAME that ain't nothin one day i seen all 3 of mine 😑 
my boyfriend has been cheating on me all day with this bitch called black ops the second 😒 #skrippername 
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binky is a pussy ass bully hiding from arthur . 😒 
USERNAME you may be on to something , but being that bear again i don't think is what's best for me now dx 
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i just wanna leave work and go see breaking dawn ! 😏 
one thing i hate is someone standing ova me . >.< 
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when we catch outselves quoting shrek while watching it . 😏 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
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my name is not chels ! ! ! it is chelsey , mae , cc , or chelsey mae but not chels ! ! ! ! #rude #getitright 
shawty got a tan like she come from the bahamas 😏 🌴 
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USERNAME bad ass , & same ya know 😏 lol jk going to kades soccer game 
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the guy is keeps staring at me . there's 10 students here and he keeps looking me . 😒 
and you can miss me with that 3rd times a charm bullshit cus i ain't got time for it 😒 
oomf thinking they gettin pink foams aha we will see 😏 
was gonna ask babe to go to the park today but i didn't want jezzl to be a third wheel again d: lol 
what i would do to just be in bed right now . ohh what i would do ! ! 😏 
#10thingsihateaboutmyself i can't ever find anything that fits me perfectly .... it's always to big or to short ... #hateit . 
i swear the lamest ppl be attracted to me 😒 
my new aiport buddy ! ! #absolut #vodka #airport #orlando #drinks #bored #miami @ gate 103 URL 
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min d= blown . just finished season 2 of USERNAME ... soo upset 😔 😖 💔 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm in ! ....... that's what she said 😏 
i cant even chew gum , it just makes me sick to my stomach 😖 
you trynna gimmie kisses but i don't trust yo lips so bitch move 😒 
stressful lunch .. come back to work only to find a stressful rest of the day . yay me 😏 😕 😑 
when buff guys at the gym do pull-ups the totally wrong way 😒 #noswinging #pullallthewayup 
i honestly have no idea what you see in him #ew 
walked out of the house with my robe in my hand . i'm losing my mind 😑 
when luke thinks he's cool and drags me around the yard <<< 😒 
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USERNAME when she doesn't have time for you after school 😒 <<<<. 
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why did i dream about that ... i'm just so confuse d: ( 
i love being at work and having to throw up every 5 minutes 😣 
your face looks like a used tampon #yuck tell your gf to use her granny panties 😷 ... yea i went there 🙀 
weak 1 second hug we had at bus ramp because of mr . mason . 😒 
sometimes i wonder if white people actually fall down in real life like they do in scary movies when trying to get away 😒 
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finally going to reunited with my bestie tonight ! ! ! ! ! ! ! USERNAME 😒 😏 
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didn't wanna get my nails done here but this is my only option . #mall 😒 
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USERNAME my car died when i was trying to get home to baby sit and i had to get it towed d: lets hangout over thanksgiving ! 
USERNAME is one of the craziest white girls ive ever met .. thatss my bitcch >.< x3 
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*black and old rt USERNAME our sub is really pretty . >.< like what the heck ! 
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#workinghardorhardlyworking #bored #slowday #shopping #playingwithpens #lakemissionviej @ lake mission viejo URL 
my brother just got a brand new 4 wheeler . #spoiled #jealous 😖 
love going into wegmans and seeing every person you don't wanna see #ew 
your face looks like a used tampon #yuck tell your gf to use her granny panties to clean that mess 😷 ... yea i went there 🙀 
i'm lowkey disappointed i'm not in be on the island for thanksgiving 😒 
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the train has not left grand central yet and four people have already used the bathroom #gross #judging . 
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otc all i'm doin is laying in my room 😑 
someone shout me out on instagram i need more followers 😒 😞 
every guy isn't the same i hate when girls say that but every girl isn't the same either . 😔 😒 
fml , i have no life . #loner #boring #killmenow 
idea: a sidekick for mr t . a little person dressed as a jester calle d: bitty the fool . #money 
el justo anda en su integrida d; ¡cuán dichosos son sus hijos después de él ! (proverbios 20:7 
USERNAME lol joke out picture how they playing our song 😏 
everyone at this place gets their burgers 'medium rare'. #nasty save the blood for the 'medium' steak ! not ground beef ! #umamiburger 
midnight plane to portland with my hs bestie , semi-by chance . @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
when i was young , sticking my tongue out was like giving someone the middle finger . 😏 😒 
omg is there like a warehouse for waiting room chairs ? ! #uncomfortable #bored #readytogo USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME why are you in everyone's freshman seminar ....... ? 😑 
USERNAME hahaha , nope .. its over .. forever ! d: 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 lmfaoo damn swear i felt too special 😐 🔫 
USERNAME i feel bad that you had to witness that 😐 
i'm going to cash out on twinkles now :( thats soo sad that they are dying d: 
USERNAME i'm jealous :( i just had to order food and it was almost $15 😒 
i wanna get a dog and name it zooky 😒 
my car looks pretty damn sexy if u ask me 👌 😏 
been sitting at a red light for at least 20 min ! ! 😖 
USERNAME i've heard a little bit about rick . kinda sounds like a douche . 😒 
i wish i was at disneyland right now 😁 😕 😏 
i'm soo tempting her 😏 😎 she tries to eat healthy but not with me ha at least their organic # @ re/max execs URL 
i'm soo tempting her 😏 😎 she tries to eat healthy but not with me ha at least their organic # @ re/max execs URL 
i'm soo tempting her 😏 😎 she tries to eat healthy but not with me ha at least their organic # @ re/max execs URL 
edwar d: say it ! out loud . say it ! 
more blood gone ... third time in 2 days . so over this 😣 @ sonora quest URL 
#womp 👎 #allgone 😒 😂 @ a casa mia URL 
USERNAME i know everyone being honest about there gateway drug and i had to say mine and everyone was like this 😐 i was like yeah ........ 
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call me the zookeeper i keep these hoes in check 😒 
USERNAME you already know ! it's pretty much all girls going plus my cousins this time 😏 but i'm sure others will tag along 👍 
out of nowhere my head is pounding ! #headache this sucks , but at least i gonna take a bebe nap ! 😫 😖 💥😴 
bae punk ass hurt my stomach .... owee lol >.< 
USERNAME awk as fuck ! like i want to die now 😞 😒 
USERNAME with big ben out how you feel about dx staring over 60 minutes ? 
i want my avi to be a pic of me & oomf 😏 
me right now: 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
obviously cause you got that mean ass 😑 face in yo avi . lol 
soo excited to get my craazzyy on tomorrow 😏 💃👭 USERNAME 
when somebody can't text back , but can tweet 😒 
wow i would rather 😐 🔫 myself than work during youth soccer fridays 
sweet shop @ 4 rivers . hard to see but they even have a mt . dew & doritos cupcake 😖 @ 4 rivers smokehouse URL 
i hate the smell of cigarette smoke , i hate being around smoke , and i hate smelling like cigarette smoke .. 😒 😠 
wanted a cupcake . so i ate a cheese stick . i'm getting good at this 😏 
last bus ride with these girls ! gonna miss waking up so early just to play with you guys 😟 😥 😭 😢 😫 😣 😞 😔 
USERNAME i wish you worked the same time as me that night so we could just ride together 😒 
bwtween school and work black has consumed my wardrobe . #ew 
my mom didn't let me go out anywhere because ? i'm at home doing nothing but watching tv , fucking pointless being home right now ! wtf . #bored 
someone comeover for like 4 hours , my mom left . and i dont wanna he alone d; 
no matter how hard i try to ignore it , work is calling my name 💰💰 😒 . 
sometime my middle finger automatically goes up by itself 😒 
ima get it tho cause i'm hungry 😒 ... lol 
USERNAME no lie the boss loves me , cuz i always be stepping up ! ill be manager some day 😏 
USERNAME not that busy but i'm afraid ill do it and get a b . i want to because it seems fun . and i'm in like no clubs 😒 no social life 
i order extra spicy and i get super bland . 😒 
when people upload a pic of them behind the steering wheel and they only have their permit and their parent is in the car ... 😒 
USERNAME when your tryin to start a diet and your mom starts cooking like your favorite foods ! >.< 
USERNAME lol ! i do that on a daily basis 😔 #gross 
the bus transit system is such garbage , i swear . >_< #needaride 
i'm hungry and too lazy to get up ... procrastination at its best 😒 
i love how my mom and dad aren't even home when i get home , missed you guys too ! 😒 
USERNAME lmfao jajajajaja shut up that so not cool 😒 😒 😒 😒 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 
someone comeover for like 4 hours , my mom left . and i dont wanna be home alone d; 
it always takes USERNAME years to get ready ! 😒 
USERNAME they got burnt ! ! >.< but ill bring ya something in place of that 
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now i know who he cares about 😒 😡 😡 
the car would wanna fuck up 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
and i aint trippin on nothing im sippin on something 😏 
USERNAME it's not like its a new movie ! 😒 
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all these rich bitches running around in their car their parents bought swiping their parents credit card everywhere they go #ihateyou 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME must be nice , i keep telling makayla i'd like a free mani and pedi , no luck 😖 
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outside the huddle: the sound of the ban d: a high school football game just wouldn't be the same without the school ... URL 
driver to face charges after mooresville school traffic guard struck , kille d: a driver who struck and killed a ... URL 
industrial facility on fire in garlan d: emergency responders are at the scene of a large fire at an industrial ... URL 
dog recovering after surgery for gunshot woun d: a dog brought to the city's animal care and protective services with ... URL 
i like the washing machine when it's on the spin cycle .. don't ask 😒 
man who died at oakland plastic company id' d: a man who died during a forklift accident thursday at an oakland ... URL 
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looks like i'm gonna be in the barber shop for a minute 😒 
USERNAME you probably didn't see . i did though lol ask edwin d: 
USERNAME leeh ya aayaah kila ta d8 reney kitha ! ana 3amltlek eeh ya bataa ;'( ! 
USERNAME lmaoo omg ary you're too funny i get like that when i run 😐 
if you're at the mall pick me up a pair of 0 and 00 gauges 😏 and ill love you forever and pay you back 
USERNAME at first i thought that was the dw theme , then i realize d: it’s any song in the world… 
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i can't even begin to describe how you are . 😑 😆 👎 #somuchsarcasm 
i hate how my friends r going to tha movies nd go watch twilight nd i'm gunna go 2morrow 😒 
when cruise comes on the radio an everyone but you enjoys the song ..... USERNAME 😒 
on my way to alabama with kaleb . traffic jam >.< 
charles said we left him but he easily could've came 😒 
the hoes stay callin me . rt USERNAME tre stay on his damn phone 😒 
at walmart on 54, out of curiosity i checke d: no #twinkies . shelf is bare . 
USERNAME oh yea .... no 😑 ill be back sunday ! ! 
waiting at the airport , 15 min delay ... #bored 
fuck you mean i ain't goin to black friday ? nigga please ima be in that bitch like ah tampon 😒 
lmfao so stupid . #bored #djrebeccaandalex , playin songs for the couple that' @ menlo park mall - food court URL 
fall in the city 😏 #snapseed #nature #nyc #newyork #trees #dark #road #photoof @ central park west at w . 65st URL 
chilling at eatons waiting for my house key to be delivere d: / 
you can get it , you can get it , you can get it 😏 👌 
fine i won't txt u anymore sense u hate me 😞 😞 😞 😞 😣 😣 😣 
and when i’m the most bored my tl would be dead . 😐 😑 
USERNAME lol yeah ok if that helps you sleep at night d: 
wish i didnt have to stay in this house all night #aggravted #bored #rawr 
i hate it when USERNAME works weekends ! ! #bored 
when people don't use their turn indicators . <<< 😑 
i'm all of that but not chinese 👌 😏 rt USERNAME i'm fully asian lmao i just noticed . #laotian #thai #chinese #cambodian 👍 
i hope everyone had a grand time at basketball practice . especially you , USERNAME 😏 sounds like it went very well . 
mr . rogers saw me painting my nails in class and just shook his head like 😔 ... hahahaha 😏 💅 
USERNAME you better not take yo ass to sleep 😒 
hey USERNAME got some uga tix…. you want em ? 😏 
i’ve never met somebody so selfish 😒 😒 😡 😡 
getting woken up from a good nap by a bad dream <<< 😔 😣 😫 😖 
i farted like 2 minutes ago , but that was not my fart ! #lmfao #carexhaust #eww USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME lol but i stopped d: fuck it its my birthday lmfao no yes fuckk lol 
she said imah lame but that ain't what her momma said 😒 
man i suck at packing ! ! ! 😲 👜🎒💼👗👠👢👙 😣 
i wonder what it's like to be a passenger in my car ....... 😳 😏 ☺ 
if i could be home right now .. i would 😒 
hahah my dad just apologized for being a complete asshole to me last night 😏 
USERNAME what's your favorite christmas album ? i admit , the carpenters christmas portrait mixed with ella fitzgeral d: ) 
don't know if i should be sad .. or happy .. #wuurrdd 😏 😮 
USERNAME i texted you for your birthday and never got a text back 😒 
getting ready to head out to the USERNAME # dx intersection tongiht ! r u going to be there ? 
wish i could say i was excited its the weekend ... but i'm not 😑 
phoebe is going to be a vegan cat ! slowly dominating the world 😏 
#myview in the #crib #bored #sober #no #fun @ wards corner URL 
i wanna go to that old mill & meade game .. but my nigga gotta work tonight ( >.< ) 
sure wish i had my twilight lanyard back ... USERNAME 😒 
talkin bout not gein offended but yo ass kinda gein in yo heart judgen by that last tweet 😒 #stfu 
da d: im all about my mothafuckin clique clique clique 
djing house party jamz 2nite USERNAME with brother man , colonel comfort . trelstad mixing drank . 9pm yup ! ! #funk #soul #nasty 
just got called a cheesehead .. again .. for the second time this week .. 😒 
that 10 page midterm i did half drunk , eight hours before it was due ? a . 🙌 😏 😌 
USERNAME i hate the air machine 😁😁 when i had high eye pressure i had to have the air thing done about 4 times a week . 😖 
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&i thought that i was the only one 😒 #tmlrt 
first meal of the day 😒 gawwd i'm about to fck up this frenchys 😁🍗 
USERNAME and USERNAME always miss the big cleaning day at the apt .. start cleaning your shit ! 😏 #seriously 
wish the rest of my body was a ripped as my calves .... 😏 
niggas need to get off your nuts forreal wtf ? 😒 #annoyed 
the worlds gonna end i ate all da' marshmallows in the lucky charms box . d; 
i already miss my momma & it's only been 4 hours 😔 😥 😒 
girl got #teamfollowback in her bio .. ... who you think you fooling 😑 
i really want to just go straight to sleep tonight , but i can't . i have to make an appearance tonight *sigh* 😒 😞 
USERNAME you're going ? ! oh hell yess ! this shall be fun 😏 
dude asked my to turn my music down ... its on like 14% 😑 . 
10 minutes til work starts and i'm not even ready . i'm tweeting hahaha oh jeezus ! 😏 
renewing my license ... i just remembered they're gonna make me take off my glasses . 😒 
i thought i missed but a song just reminded me of you & when it was over i was like >.< fuck you ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME you need to notice me . some how , some way you will ✌ 😐 #nevergivingup 
unlocke d: double snapback @ tom c . clark high school URL 
i hate how it's gets dark this early 😠 😒 
i work my butt off at cheer then come home and eat tacos 😒 
end of the first perio d: usf ice bulls 2 - 0 fau owls . shots: usf 14 - 6 fau . #usfhockey 
when i told you my phone was off that was a lie 😒 
USERNAME oops >.< mah bad ! lol . but i think i'm going to get one . 
USERNAME oops i still need to leave you that voicemail 😏 
USERNAME lol me too ! but i can tweet all day 😏 
why is everybody hating on twilight though ? lol , ya mad ? stay mad . 😒 
at naples . when i step on that field tonight ... 😏 #ic #family 
well , looks like i'll be taking the train to macomb thanksgiving morning . #mightbehungover 😏 
#before #after #nowtimeforadrink . waiting for the boyfriend to get home . #bored @ montreal , wi URL 
temple didn't pay the cable bill to comcast so nobody has cable in my dorm #smh 😒 
so it went from two friends coming up , to one , and now none 😭 😢 😩 😖 
i wish homie woulda just let us chill in the hotel room for a little .. 😑 
i will never believe USERNAME when she say something isn't far . i been driving for 45 hours and just now passing rocky mount 😐 
someone save me my dads painting and i don't wanna be home 😑 👎 #help 
boys and their stupid xbox ! this is my great friday night 😒 @ the sweet home URL 
USERNAME i don't want to hang out with them , they creep me out 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME lou d= loud and boring . prefer a debate where a person can show valid talking points . sadly she has never shiwn 
#bored at work , only one here , so glad to have a book on my phone . gotta get a movie on here one day . 
USERNAME that movie is pretty funny tho with their black ass 😏 
teaching him to love caffeine as much as i do 😏 @ starbucks URL 
here we go . #haiti @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
yg ft tyga x do it with my tongue >>> #nasty #westcoast #perk #memories 
leave it to my mother to mess up my dinner 😒 
so sad my chinese was a disappointment today chicken tasted like fish #yuck 
you bitchen about bein ah bitch therefor you are in fact a bitch 😒 
damn sucks when your so tierd but yu got shxt to do later tonight so yu cant sleep d: 
i'm sorry to anyone who heard me say something not so lady like . 😁 i get a little into football .. 😳 😏 
guhh normally caffeine doesn't affect me but i feel siickk . >_< i only had two cups at work and i feel all weird 
laying in bed eating fattening food and watching 90s teen movies until i come up with a better plan . 😼 
so i'm at forever 21 and idk if i should buy these taupe boots or not 😑 i can't decide whether they're sexy or hideous 
USERNAME lmao no coins plz ! they really hurt ! ! 😖 
USERNAME right ? lol i always forget to reply . 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm a dork i been there zero but i have been too disney lan d: -) 
i am going to start putting post it notes on every tv and remote . people delete things off of the dvr before i ever get a chance 😑 😠 
music is the only thing that gets me through days like today ... not being able to listen to that music makes the day even longer 😒 
phone is dying fast but good thing theres hidden outlets at disneyland 😏 
putting up with you and liking you are two different things ... 😏 
my grandma & lia better be home ! ! pinche callejeras lmao 😒 
i just love when USERNAME is too busy to text me .. 😒 
that look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in the room 😏 
USERNAME heey there child whom i never see anymore d: where have you been hiding -.- 
lol seniors actin like freshmen while freshmen trynna act like seniors #smh tf goin on ? 😒 
it's going to be one exciting night .... not ! 😒 
i keep loosing followers 😒 just remember , i know who you are 😏 
i honestly thought since i cried to my dad he woulda gave in #guessnot 😔 😭 😒 
wish my mom let me dye my hair for once . i hate my natural color . its like ten different shades from summer . #hateit 
i feel bad for everyone on this bus who has to listen to USERNAME and i sing ... sorry guys 😏 
i hate when i have mad hair in my head 😒 
when you can feel you and your bestfriend drifting apart ... #hateit :/ 
to my future husban d: don't worry baby it's only a week 
i probably should study . i'm not gonna have anytime on saturday or sunday . 😣 i hate being responsible . 
how come you never invite me over your house or to hang out with you and your friends 😒 
sitting in a confined area with the adhd child 😐 😬 
asking if someone a virgin is irrelevant ... people lie these days 😒 let them be accounted for what they do .. 
why ? ! must i be attracted to guys with big eyes . 😐 😕 
my dad bought two new cars in the past month ... #notevennicecars #whatiswrongwithyou 😒 
to have a social life tonight or to stay home and watch housewives of miami .... #choices 😑 
a lot of good nba games on tonight ! ! looking to watch em while being mad #booted 😏 
just spent two hours in traffic trying to get home 😒 #welcomehome 
USERNAME ya boo .... straight party modes done thurr ! ! wanted to stay so bad 😣 
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the #wnba has legends ? rt USERNAME wnba legen d: violently crazy lesbian URL 
USERNAME think she cool cuz her birthday 3 days before mine 😑 i guess lol 
USERNAME lol you & i both . i swear i can body surf or something . i've definitely eaten sand 😖 
“USERNAME what a good student ... USERNAME URL lol i was tired 😒 
USERNAME 😕 😐 😑 stfu swear i almost cried ! smh ima text you back ! 😎 
you be on that old shit i be on my own shit 😒 
USERNAME okey then who takes out the trash ? 😖 
so in one period today i got two hours & fifteen minutes of detention ! >.< fml ! #brownlee 
qisiera venir a entrenar fut , pero pues' :s * no se* a demas ya me voy a ir >.< 
i love how deandra calls me , asks where am i , i tell her then she hangs up . 😑 
that moment when you walk by somebody and you get a wiff of their armpits and they stinkk ! 😤 😖 
still home alone .. it's been 4 hours . 😒 😠 
designing men USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME and one woman at # dx intersection , plus this stunner c/o USERNAME URL 
the challenge at han d: finding items for an obnoxious costume that i may actually wear again #styleguru 
i'm in the airport now ! ! @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
that nap was everything , bout to get up and pack my clothes tho 😏 
if you have an iphone and you don't have this iphone game , then what are you doing with your life d: -> URL - sp 
getting dresse d; this bar tonight is a must . (@ mommy's home) [pic]: URL 
getting major anxiety with all these loud teenagers in the car 😖 #killmenow 
i just be scratching my jaw look at you with that aw oh really look 😒 
“USERNAME is facebook’s promoted posts driving away brands ? URL nobody wants to pay for whats advertised free 😏 
we both grown so how we feel , we can let it show . 😏 
never in my life have i had to deal with someone as ignorant as my child father 😒 🔫 
it's one of those nights watching movies ... wishing you had someone to talk to #foreveralone 😿 😟 😐 
USERNAME lol 😒 we go way back but whatever it's cool ! 😔 ☝ 
if you really pay attention you will notice who i'm talkin about 😒 
USERNAME that is part of being twins , son . he really loves you deep inside . 👬 😏 
tryna find the energy to get in the shower 😒 👎 
watching my brother play black ops 2 is super funny 😂 😏 👏 
asked to visit my hometown next spring for a reading of my children's book ! dream attaine d: ) 
i'm at discovery exchange ( dx ) (cscc) (columbus , oh) URL 
this is a sick joke , the moment weed is finally legalized in washington and colorado , twinkies go out of business . d: 
USERNAME hahahahha only you ... text me girlfraan d: ) 
not if they bought it themselves 💰💰💰 rt USERNAME everyhoe that gets a car at a young age is #boring 
been at queens center mall 3 times today ... so sick of malls , who would have thought buying clothes for a funeral would be this hard 😒 😖 😴 
USERNAME 😏 maybe i did it on purpose christina lol 
USERNAME awe /: when you gonna get it back ? o; & lolol naah ah ! you were the one who had it there d: 
my dad just told me i'm too small 😒 😒 😒 
i hate the new traffic pattern on butterfield .. #scary #hateit 
USERNAME not me ! i would have gone ! 😏 
USERNAME maybe if we all weighed 90 pounds like you 😏 👌 
USERNAME damn right it's common sense don't wear granny panties with yoga pants .👌 😑 
just saw a city year corps member . got me thinkin ... i wanna go to a cy party bad as shit . but providence is whack doe 😒 
i feel like cinderella on fridays , always cleaning for my mom .. 😒 👑🚽 
i'm not just going to stop caring about you . 😐 
everytime my hair starts to grow its time to get a trim 😒 🙆 i just want long hair ! ! ! ! 
why yes it's a week before thanksgiving and not only do we have out christmas tree up we have 2. 😒 #goodness 
i can't fuck wit niggas that work at mcdonalds & shit .. 😏 
ride baile d; good thing i have a backup;p . hyped for the party tonight . 
sittin here watching family guy alexus just left mhy house and playin with mhy nephew ..... giggle-giggle tweet tweet llol #bored . ! 
i just drank an entire large frosty to the head #brb #puking 😖 
USERNAME the government took my books ! ! ! dx im gonna die ;_; 
see you at like midnight USERNAME and everyone else 😒 
the fact that my stepdad almost bought me a punch buggy today but it was already sold <<<<<<<<< ! ! ! ! ! d: 
ugh my signal sucks ! great i'm a loner with no communication 😒 ✊ 
i wana chill tonight but i have a 8am class tommorow till 5pm . in so tempted to drop that class 😒 
the news juss sai d; no more twinkies ! aww mane , ain't no way mane , fat girls gone be going crazy ! ! 
ima need USERNAME to stop with all the pics before i unfollow his ass 😑 
i always turn out being the bad guy .. 😒 
told caleb if i got my nails done tonight that i'd buy him the new black ops game .. guess who's getting their nails done right now ? ;) 😏 
USERNAME lol u said the same thing when i put my avi up like 2 3 months ago 😐 
i hate how bad my lips get dry during this weather ! 😣 
why do you text me at the most obscure times ? 😒 
when you reach the point where your jeans can no longer zipper , you need bigger pants . #ew #gross 
i love sitting in the car waiting for my sister 😒 
i have someone to go to the concert with but i need the actual money so we can buy together instead of using a credit card 😖 
i know where i should be tonight , but the chances of me being there are slim to none . ugh 😒 
dinner was goo d: )) about to start preparing myself for sleep ! ! not staying up past 1 
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i don't want him to go to jail tho >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME hahahaha christmas car d: don't be tired this christmas . 
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hate how my sisters not home so i cant take a napp or else who knows what my little brother would do >.< 
done nothing today but play a board game , sleep , and eat tons of fast food . 😑 
when you accidently text a winky face instead of a smiley & you know the person is crushing & took it to the head >.< 
the left side of my chin and bottom lip are still numb 😖 
yes im working out .. don't judge me . 😒 
said like 3 words to the girl and i like her 😏 
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so he don't like lightskin girls ? buhh 😑 😑 😑 
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i don't know why i even come to my dads , i always end up home alone 😒 
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new clothes from my daddy ... but , its for my dog 😂 😒 URL 
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USERNAME omg please stop >.< unless you want me to unfollow you 
just sai d: i don’t even want to discuss your pro palestine stance . 
te dx orlandosalon – new ! – orlando , florida , united states — thu dec 20 at 19:00 #te dx orlando URL 
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USERNAME 3 us generals involve d: petraeus , allen , and a african american general . 
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working 20 hours this weeken d: ( fri sat and sunday . 
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USERNAME i was too late ! ! >.< ! ! 
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USERNAME awh 😒 im going to jenny's this year . i haven't gone with them for thanksgiving in like 2 years 
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spotte d: woman wearing her high school letterman jacket , grad year 2004. #oldschool #judgingher 
USERNAME and USERNAME are in the same state as me , yet they're not with me i'm confused .......... 😒 #badfriends 
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USERNAME where do you see me ? ! d: sorry ! i'll start saying hi ! 😁 
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glad i got off the phone with zach beforehand though 😏 
te dx orlandosalon (past) revise d: orlando , florida , united states — thu nov 15 at 19:00 #te dx orlando URL 
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USERNAME those two and diamond are the only good ones left 😣 
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USERNAME aahh . arielle ! ! i miss you too ! d: 
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wow christina aguilera likes justin bieber's dumb song 😑 how disappointing ! #sadday 
i wish i had just 5 more min on that test >_< 
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i can't decide if i should go to the gym or not ! 😒 
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olivia is lucky i didn't get #blackops yet .. 😐 🎮 
why is it that every guy that i talk to it doesn't end up working 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i used to , when we were younger , but one day in like 6th or 7th grade i came in the cafe cryin & u made me laugh 😏 
hungry af ! can practice go any slower <<< >.< ! ugh 
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awkwardly sitting alone in the lobby with a group of people all around me taking and smiling v.v 
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USERNAME USERNAME thats disgusting . girls don't do that . #yuck 
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USERNAME smh .. i'm pretty sure there's something to work on 😏 
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bored as fuck on a friday night .... 😒 😒 
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too lazy to look beautiful tonight d: what would USERNAME say . 
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should probably buy out a bunch of stores and sell them for ridiculous amount of money . 😏 💰 
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mom wants to take me to get stitches d:< no ! 
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i will be winning again soon .. only a matter of time 😏 
waiting for oomf to text back … feels like for ever >_< 
for the recor d: my hammies are killing me right now . 
ciroc & orange juice & no calls from soldiers is i ask for tonite ! ! ! 😒 
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canaan and i can cook 😳 😁 who knew ? 😏 
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why don't certain guys like lightskin girls ? 😑 #thestruggle 
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just woke up from a 3 hr nap and don't feel any better , i hate being sick 😖 😷😫👎 
i can see when you read my messages mom . thanks 😐 
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so i decide to take a nap & everybody's like 😒 
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#baysideswagging #dinner #kicks # dx c #familia #igsneakercommunity # dx c #sneakerhead #wdywt # @ bayfront park URL 
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stupid people really piss me off . moo d: annoyed ! 
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it is so fucking annoying that my iphone is so … 😒 
USERNAME but you don't even talk to anymore tho ✋ 😒 
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i made it through work ! , so tired ! 😣 😒 😴 
just when i was say i have never dropped my phone on my face it happens ... 😑 this is def karma . 
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USERNAME USERNAME do we have an adoption or are you telling us ? ! 😒 
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i don't even know what i want for christmas 😐 😒 
not feeling so goo d: / feels like i needa throw up 
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lawling at the situations i get myself into .... #keepingexpectationslow 😒 👌 
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i'm always dropping something in the toilet smh . #disgusting 
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USERNAME oh i'm sure he did . 😑 *cough liar 
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i'm never gonna be cause it's cold as fuck son 😒 
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USERNAME damn straight 😏 what was your tweet about ? 
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USERNAME 😞 😒 USERNAME says we have to wait for him . 
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just went into h&m to look around and spent $80 😒 
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USERNAME i knoww , it's so slow 😒 and same here . i can't even take a nap because if i do it's still gonna be so early ! 
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i be so bored w| out my bitches really onna weekends >.< 
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not falling asleep at the wheel & chatting about te dx santonio . (@ la taza coffee shop) URL 
3 things i really wanna do tonight: drink , listen to backstreet boys , and break the law as many times as possible without getting caught . 😏 
i really hide from certain people at work . i hate being asked on dates by older awkward people . 😣 
lol when's he bday then i don't get it >_< 
ugh , this convo is too boring 😣 about to just go to sleep 
i don't know which football game to go to 😖 
you look like bad news , i gotta have youu 😏 💖🔥 
USERNAME 😑 muthafucka ain't tell me she was cookin .. 
of coarse my sport is the most expensive and the worst for your body in the long run ... i have arthritis already 😖 
i just love how USERNAME never texts me back ! 😒 #checkyophone 
i already have to pee and haven't wen opened my red bull yet 😒 
i have hit every freaking light trying to get home 😐 
i love the fact that my brother is 21 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
weekend weather promises start of warming tren d: after a prolonged cool spell , this weekend begins the transition to ... URL 
seinfeld's poppyseed bagel/opium plot actually happene d: from ny times trend pieces to street frogger , seinfeld ... URL 
i hate walking behind smokers , thanks but i would rather not get lung cancer #gross 
ring the alarm , i've been thru this too long . but i'll be damned if i see another chick on your arm ! 😏 
spotte d: USERNAME at portillo's . good choice . :) 
ballet keeps young dancer focuse d: ''i love doing ballet ,'' sharonda mcnickles , 9, said . she will make her debut in ... URL 
multi-level officials on-hand at eoc for f1 weeken d: travis county's emergency operations center became active ... URL 
pop up men's sales event/party tonight at the good mod 1313 west burnside . fourth floor . going to be fun ! #mrman USERNAME #p dx 
i came to the mall looking all dummy , & i'm seeing everyone yikes 😑 
USERNAME i just drove by lol i can't stay cuz it's and i have to watch brave 😒 
oops i always tweet on eddys by accident 😟 😑 😑 😑 
trust me boy , you wanna be high for this 😏 
USERNAME we just got a bottle nigga she said its to late to go >.< and were with genesis gio and christian 
#houlihanlawrence most popular house of the day: URL #larchmont keywor d: dine-in-kitchen 
USERNAME yea :( had the stomach virus from my cousins 😒 
do i annoy you with my love for zelda ? ? d d: 
i used to love doing my hair , make-up , and shopping . now i hate everything about it 😒 
late lunch break today >.< so hungry (@ subway) URL 
te dx usu (past) revise d: logan , utah , united states — wed nov 07 at 15:00 #te dx usu URL 
USERNAME don't start 😒 ill just see it myself then if it means so much too you 
😒 rt USERNAME USERNAME probably one of your stalkers lol 
USERNAME lol 😒 to late your already following me ! 
USERNAME yeah show that 52 ( 😣 ) USERNAME just how it's done . 
mm dinner with the parents tonight , all you drink later ... life is goo d: ))) USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME a road trip isn't complete without the sweet sounds of celine ! #doingitrightmydude 😏 
i will never not hate ct . #traffic #ugly #disgusting #92exitstonothing 
hahah one day ill have kids but a long time from now ! ! this lady --no mam 😐 
i hate how my mom tells my sister everything i tell her . #annoying 😒 
juepucha desparche ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😔 😒 😞 
some people legit should not be able to drive in the city . 😐 
when your bf puts up a fight to go out bc he has nothing to wear <<< 😐 .. real life problems here 
i don't like the fact that this is the first day with my license and i'm sitting at home 😒 😩 😕 
i just love when you go out of your way to do favors for people and they have the nerve to complain 😑 😡 
USERNAME at least you don't have to meet all of his gf ... there weird . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME there's no digging involed my frien d; ) 
USERNAME my thoughts too enough old school that they can fight . our board is old school on #i dx 
getting back to my dorm & a nice dark chocolate man is waiting for me w/ one rolled ! *wishful thinking* 😒 
ericaoringer curling USERNAME hurr , they don't know i took this 😏 mwhaha @ home URL 
if you saw me at deer camp , you wouldn't even know it was me , whole new person . what happens at deer camp , stays at deer camp ... 😏 #secrets 
god bless america . wow . “USERNAME arizona gun store runs a d: obama voters URL 
losing your debit card is like losing all your money 😒 
it's funny how we got close wen i left florida 😔 😞 😣 😒 
forgot to eat all day . now i have a food baby from how much i just ate . #firstworldproblems 😐 
kids sleep n time for this mama to unwind they've been up since 5 am 😒 
i'm fuck around and end up ina pin fucking w . these hoe niggas ... 😒 
USERNAME ^.^ how come you never come to 5th pd anymore ? 😒 
USERNAME ur weir d; i need u to put that hat in ur bookbag right now , bc i need it monday , it's byron's hat 
we're about to begin startup weeken d: buffalo ! USERNAME are you ready USERNAME #swbuffalo 
i respect the decision to remain straightedge but i lose all respect for you when you start talking down upon those who choose not to . #rude 
everytime i look at my phone i get more depresse d: / 
making someone run that much should not be legal 😭 😫 😖 #sosore 
USERNAME dad said i can stay the night if i clean the house & do all the laundry 😒 
USERNAME i have no life 😒 come over nooww #please 
te dx rockford (past) revise d: rockford , illinois , united states — sat oct 27 URL 
know that i'm mad at you and you still give me that smile look > i can't stay mad for long . 😒 
damn . my mama got more bait than me >.< 
it's so hard to keep my mouth shut . 😐 but i promised . 
USERNAME USERNAME can you remind me to delete my aeropostale account ... lol 😐 
how she gon get mad cause i was hugging #oomf inna hallway tf >_< 
i don't want to know how much money i just blew on itunes 😑 
there are little girls standing in the front of the theater doing cheers 😐 🔫 
😒 😒 😒 guess ill sleep until somebody comes save me for the night . 
i spent my nineteenth birthday high as fuck on heroin seeing my favorite band from childhoo d: hanson 
USERNAME USERNAME jeff i told you your ways would end up getting you in trouble 😏 i am so fucking smart 
but you not gone text me back , oh okay . (not you shay) 😒 
USERNAME loll i have felt the same way when i got twitter ahaha so confusing 😒 but you'll get the hang of it 😁 
i get so annoyed with my parents when they constantly ask cause my answer is always no . 😒 
me: ya i'm going to see the twilight movie . da d: oh i thought that was called #asshole 
and i still have to fucking pee ... really bad .. 😒 
i'm gonna buy some wood ... i forgot we had a fireplace ☺ 😏 
wisdom teeth extraction aftermath .. mm ... ice cream ! 😏 🍧🍦🍰👏 #icecream #wisdomteeth #soberfriday @ home 🏠 URL 
USERNAME get your ass over here everyone else is on the phone #bored 
gotta go to the library to turn in some over-do books 😒 
USERNAME 😒 shady ! don't be talking about her like dat ✋ but okay i'll see jew sunday 😬 
im not ashame d; im getting fucked up tonight . 
welp , didn't wanna see that . 😒 #shouldbeoveritbynow #whyarenti 
freaking girl in third period who kept saying swerve and obviously didn't know what it meant 🔫 😑 
the line at the restaurant right now ... 💥 😐 🔫 
niggas is nasty wanna lick ass n shit but females be liking it tho 😏 
USERNAME :c i dont wanna go to double 0's though dx fuck it e . e 
photo cre d: eleanormella driving around downtown enjoying the rain 🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁🍂🍁 @ walnut ave victorians URL 
don't hold on to your girl any tighter when she says hi to me i'm not gonna take her from you 😏 
i'm at the little mermai d: ariel's undersea adventure (anaheim , ca) URL 
whenever i'm sick , i always seem to feel worse at night time . 😒 
USERNAME bought the chocolate cupcakes with white creme filling every year for my son's birthday . he turned 27 on november 2. sa d: ( 
my brother's frien d: ricky your the blackest white kid i know 
that moment in your day when you start missing the closest person to you .. 😔 😣 #loveyou 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME iill score on fifa on all of yall ! ! ! 😌 😌 😏 😏 
you would think a black or white cardigan was so easy to find 😏 
for a 7 month old baby my daughter doin to much 😣 
USERNAME is there a bunch of people already there ? ! d: i wanna be upfront ! i'm short ! 
USERNAME see i was trying to be nice and you thought i was being mean 😒 😒 
the fact that my homeboy can shop in kids footlocker <<<< 😑 😕 
looks like i'm doing nothing on a friday night again . 😒 
watching brides of beverley hills & eating burger king . great night 👌 😒 
white da d: what you mean oh well , help me find it ! ! ! 
i leave stuff open in the computer of what i want for xmas so mami sees it .. but i don't think she gets it 😒 😒 
now i wish i was taken aha i need somewhere to go 😏 
all i want for my birthday is a big booty #rho ! 😊 😊 😊 😊 😏 😏 😏 😏 
traffic on northwest highway never surprises me so why do i always take this route 😒 
i guess today was everyone piss ashton off day .. 😒 👎 
caitlin and i go to a movie and there's people with a newborn baby sitting in front of us .. really 😑 
frien d: *hands me name tag that says dr . milly* 
this weather sucks . ! ! holidays sucks 😒 💔 
every night the dilemma; fish or meat , home or out . 😒 
boy i'm not gonna break ya party heart . i'm just letting you know .. cause we about to party hard 🎉 😏 
the treatment center is on complete lockdown .... kewl 😐 . what an awesome friday night for me 
i used to get a letter every thursday or friday . i haven't gotten one i'm like freaking out 😣 
it's time to play ... jazz basketball 😏 #jazznation #utaatphi 
bombay is so mf nasty . idk how people drink it 😖 
overhear d: speaking of car bombs . i’ll take six . - someone is kicking off the night right . 
cold feet . 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 #burr 
just tried my first guinness ... i wanted to like it so bad but umm 😖 #eww #thanksdad 
where my niggas at ? ! my phones dead d: 
then he goes and puts his fingers on the tv >_< 
someone help me ! i have no clue how to find the photo shoot pics ! 😣 
this is when i realize i have no friends 😣 😔 
um yeah that's not something you should tweet about ... #gross 
i should probably start packing but then i though eh foods more important . 😏 #fatgirlprobz 
got my phone bck ! ! :) my day is ruine d: ( 
really wish i didn't forget my fucking i'd in the car ! 😑 
USERNAME i've got six in console (ugh what a day), i'll send them in tonight . for a good time , subscribe to bugs filed by apple i d: numist 
goals for the weeken d: catch up in USERNAME read some of the new writer's market guide , find yummy caramel recipe , & dance in a rain coat 
ugh my nose , ears & fingers are the first to get red in the cold 😑 😒 🙈. 
i should probably start packing but then i thought eh foods more important . 😏 #fatgirlprobz 
my hands always look like they've been through a meat grinder 😒 #bartenderproblems #notcute 
shit i lost my .... oh it's in my han d: ) #thestruggle 
USERNAME you're not american 😑 minus the fact that you truly aren't american .. lol 
smh .... poor rihanna works her little heart of and her so called fans go and download the leak and won't bother purchasing the it 😒 
there's always some truth behin d: just kidding , knowledge behin d: i don't know , emotion behin d: i don't care , and pain behin d: it's okay . 
#inmanateecounty bitches be cool with being 😑 but you lookin for love ? ... lol smh 
now that marquis is gone i can't poor my heart out to him every morning 😩 😭 😖 
USERNAME she's not answering my calls or texting me back 😒 
actually i'd prefer a guy that knows when to capitalize words and which to use . 😒 #facebookproblems URL 
sitting here waiting to get report .... 😏 #nurselife @ in the trap 💉💊 URL 
so ... i really dislike waiting ! ! ! 😒 😑 
, he acting like ah big baby ! 👎 😒 ✋can't deal 
USERNAME no i'm still mad at yu guys n plus i have work at 4am 😒 
the twinkie company is going out of business ! ! ! 😧 😣 😔 😖 😫 
never thought i'd have to yell at katelyn to cut her toe nails ! #gross 
this sai d: he should be canonized . he is a saint . did you go to medical school bcuz you have a healing quality & vast knowledge of medicine . 
someone come over or pick me up to do something #bored 
the only thing i hate about coming here is the damn ciggerate smoke #gross 
USERNAME 😏 😏 about time ! ! ! ! ! 
good thing my cousyy is coming ! ! ! ! #missedher #italianwasted 🇮🇹 😏 
USERNAME yes you and swanky he said he would visit and so did you . 😐 
dear p dx #hostess mourners: you may want to stop by USERNAME and try their take on the pastry that is going bye bye URL 
i hope denia didn't blow me off for twilight 😒 
girls just need to save all the coins for some good , quality hair . i hate looking at cheap shit 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm out of town until next friday but i can on saturday 😏 🎾 
i see oomf is too cool to spell out words anymore 👌✌ 😏 
USERNAME , me: can we have a disney themed wedding cake ? bra d: if it fits in the budget ... that's what i like to hear :) #disneywedding 
twitter beef from a pothead nigga . 😏 😂 fxck boy . 
kicking someone in the face with my docs sounds so delightful right now 😏 #meangirl4life 
finally out of p dx traffic . onward , gallant steed ! #hfth 
but ehh its was a good & busy day shit ive been busy >.< 
small plane crashes after takeoff in maine; 3 dea d: owls head , maine (ap) — a small plane crashed in a wooded area ... URL 
USERNAME i lost my sock in my bed sheets , dammit . 😑 
what does ctfu mean ? lol cacahead said it but what the hell does he mean ? ! d: 
hak be on some other man shit , i don't got time for hoe shit 😒 
i wish work wasn't so slow and would go by faster . 😒 
i hate getting a female customer that wreaks of cigg smoke .. i can smell it from across the counter . #ew 
time to play some black ops2& fall asleep #nolife #bored #gamenerd 
my sister is the type of person that talks through movies ! 😒 #shutupfoo 
USERNAME why don't you ever text me anymore 😒 💔 
wishing i was at home wit my boys hitting up the blops ! #bored 
time to take a lil nap , then see wats good for tonight 😏 
it funny how quickly people can switch up on you & act brand new .. 😒 😑 
USERNAME d: shut up it hurts okay you try it and ill have respect but then no cause you look cute without them ! ._. 
lauren's mom just called me the black honey boo boo ... 😒 
i cut off my mista mista 2day ! cuz *u* had me feeling 2good d: -) 
USERNAME (: yaya ! you fucked up my outfit ideas >.< 
how do i keep deleting my contacts hahahaha ? ! ? ! ! ? 😒 😒 
there's always some truth behin d: just kidding , knowledge behin d: i don't know , emotion behin d: i don't care , and pain behin d: it's okay . 
just realized i won't be a part of the tv thanksgiving feast this year 😩 maybe i'll stop by .. 😏 
what's up with my wifi right now 😑 😑 😑 
i have never been so bored at walmart in my life #takemehome 😒 👎 
wish i could've spent more time with my cousins #flewby 😒 
USERNAME i agree some of the pics on insta be having me like #yuck 👎👎👎 
my mom just asked me to call her back because my sister was calling her . see if you hear from me all week . bitch . 😒 
raiders have no defense what's so ever 😒 shits sad man ! ! ! 
last night was goo d: )) can't wait till next time .. 
USERNAME cause i thought you would understand but i guess not d; .. 
i hope romo doesnt let us down like he usually does when we have less than minute left 😒 
so who else is going to the women's soccer game tonight with me and USERNAME ? ? 😼 ⚽ 
it's over in detroit as the packers win it , 24-20 ! ! 😏 
well-done , cota , austin , and all involve d: the usgp was near-flawless . #f1 
oh heyy imessage , glad you're deciding not to work today 😑 
#thingsgirlssayalot maybe it's just the type of niggas you go for ? hmm 😏 
imma try to enjoy this dinner 😒 then twilight tonite 😁 
my dimples and chubby cheeks make me look weird in pictures <<<<< 😔 😒 
so i'm sitting here telling jake he's the best puppy in the world and what does he do ? licks his balls then tries to lick my face 😒 
damn you addy , work ! i need to focus ! 😑 
ki d: guess what's behind my back fists . kids frien d: lets turn those fists into hands . im just like wtf 
USERNAME idk but you should and you do so its all goo d: ) hah 
my dad is rocking out to USERNAME music on his ipod lol he got that from me >.< 
guess i'm gonna starve since no one wants to go out to eat with me 😒 
to all the bitches who wanna eat they money's worth .. #selfie #bored #imretarded #moneyfood #balling 
why is everything in ponyville so friggin' expensive ... ? d: 
i haven't danced that much since i've here at school 😒 
that was a clean hit ! ! ! 😔 😒 😡 
USERNAME i don't know if i can anymore d: d: 
largest bookstore in the nation #powell #portland #p dx #oregon #books #bookworm @ powell's city of books URL 
USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 goob goob goob 😑 😑 😑 😂 
glad USERNAME has a great love life and i don't 😒 #isuck 
“USERNAME e dx #mooc announces project with community colleges URL #edtech #highered #elearning #faculty #sachat 
last time i checke d: a road win is still a win #5inarow #pack #cobb #kickingproblems #injuries 
i'm bored .. and the fact that i have to make up 2 test from friday tomorrow is not helping which means i have to study ... 😒 
i guess i'll just gonna take a nap 😔 😒 
all this fucking traffic from the redskins game smfh ! ! ! ! 😡 😬 😑 
so is anyone else imessage down ? or is that just me ? 😐 
i don't even wanna text if #imessage isn't working 😒 
USERNAME you don't miss in 2k #nasty , can't wait to see you in the nba again ! #golakers 
eww , this lady just said rat soup is good .. i lost my appetite . 😣 eww ! 
andy rei d: - you're a fucking asshole . #timesyours #colossalprick #eagles #fireandyreidmeow 
USERNAME shouldn't be on his phone while eating out with his family . #rude 
pizza and online tests . :c #pizza #school #online #tests #bored 
"USERNAME look at deez niggas 😑 URL why is my face so red when i sleep ? ! ? 
USERNAME murphys , notta fan of angies sauce . anywho just leaving p dx . ill call you when i'm home and then we can go for a cruz , cove ? 
i wish my parents would let me drive people 😑 
oh noo i just seen who alien is fighting wit on twitter 😒 😒 
i don’t even butter my brea d; i consider that cooking . 
i did not miss my mom bugging me every 5 minutes ... #annoyed 😑 
since when do people take dogs on walks ... oh that's right people who own large dogs who can't expend all their freaking energy inside 😑 #me 
headache , dizzy , nauseous ..... nap time i think so . 💊 😔 👎 #yuck #painkiller 
not this time 😼 #truestory #keepinitreal 💯 #unfortunate #cantfightit 👊 #instamad 👿 #story @ phoenix's never land URL 
beside the fact that she's annoying . she lives waay too far . d: 
and to add to my pain , matt ryan got me 2 fantasy points this week . 😒 
ok , i can't do this . i suck too much ! #suckstosuck d: 
td recor d: extended . beat down: yes please . 
fqk 2morrows monday t( >.< i anit doing shit for'sho <<<<>>>>> 
i hope i didn't have any homework because i'm not doing it 😳 😏 
USERNAME had to do that with my tongue ring 😒 what did u get pierced ? 
USERNAME thank you so much if you have any wrestling news or anything please feel free to tweet me keep in touch my new frien d: -) 
must rea d: an awesome piece in the new york times on the evolution of politics in the south: a new southern strategy: URL 
there's this thing called #identitytheft .... 😒 smh i don't know about you but i can't afford people stealing from me .. 
can someone tell me why the #texans are in #ot with the #jaguars ? ! ? ! 😒 😡 
i like how USERNAME randomly tells me to shut up . #jerk #rude 😒 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME haha i think you liked them since you quoted me 😏 
bitches be hash tagging everything on my tl .. 😐 
oomf needa text me asap , its an emergencyy d: 
USERNAME no problem ! ! :3 now , i'm recording your video/rap thingy . i'll be done soon . ^^ i'm gonna sound awful ! dx 
let's be honest what am i going to accomplish in this two day week #nothing 😒 
my phone won't let me send texts , but it can send tweets ! 😒 
#ultimateswag . relate d: what's that sticker mean ? @ albertsons market URL 
i kind of hate myself for letting USERNAME make me watch 3 episodes of american horror story asylum with her #rattled #disgusted 
#cantstopwontstop rt USERNAME rt USERNAME success is not to be pursue d; it is to be attracted by the person you become . ~ jim rohn 
rt USERNAME full list of victims , timed & locate d: URL #gaza USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME you're not going home for christmas ? ! d: 
your dad likes me more than you USERNAME 😏 😂 
“USERNAME hate when i turn my tv on , and it's on espn ...... 😒 USERNAME dun non non dun non non (sportscenter sound) 
are we really going into overtime with the browns 😑 es no bueno ... 
this is how i feel about working tonight .... 😒 #gay #homo #gayboy #gaymen #gaylife #gayswag #gayboyprobl @ h&m URL 
i really don't wanna wash my 50lbs of hair .. but i have too bc i gotta fix it and it's been up 😑 
USERNAME like the time the kid in front of me in my class was skyping and i was in the background the whole time 😐 
USERNAME yo tambien d: hahaha aunque esa profesora es medio rata , who knows 
dallas better get this w &&nd i am not even kidding ... 😐 😾 🙀 
dan told me he bought me a what fun ... something i have to share 😒 
fuck ! ur so pretty but u piss me off 😒 
i'd rather watch a clemens game than this bs ! ! ! 😒 
back from the shine fest ! have to clean out my contacts & friends tired of the fake ! 😒 URL 
didn't find anything at the mall .. time for some online shopping 😏 💳 
ponytail broke at work had to use an elastic that was wrapped around basil #fuck #ew 
USERNAME butt whtt if the stuff iss hott . #gross 
, my phone dies so fast thanks to twitter , instagram , & pandora 😒 
allen is in USERNAME thingy , ugg , that trader , >.< lol . 
everyone is freaking cause imessage isn't work ? what did you people do before iphones ? 😑 
USERNAME sorry should have adde d: disruptive idea in motion -> disruptive medical student 
ain't nobody fuckin with my clique clique clique clique clique clique clique clique clique clique , ... so annoying 😑 🔫 
i don't understand everyone keeps saying that their imessage isn't working but mine is working fine 😒 
ion mean to brag .. but yeah bitch im the shit 😏 
ong . how nerve racking . fuck 😣 😣 😣 😓 #cowboys 
da d: if a bird had your brains it would fly backwards 
a real boyfriend will tell hoes that he has a girlfrien d; not talk to them when his girlfriend tells him not too . 
pretty sure my password had something to do with ... i can't remember d: i cant remember my yahoo password , computer password , emails 
new twitter name suggestions ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? #bored 
take care of your kid and stop confusing him with your flavor of the week . #disgusted 
da d: did the eagles win ? ? me: of course they didnt they suck ! 
sitting are day watching my sister 😒 great way to spend my birthday 
there are a few things i can't stan d: a) guys with long hair . b) everyone else . 
not being able to get shit done because you have too much on your mind < 😣 
USERNAME i would believe it . she's nickeling and diming us to death ! d: 
they would change the game . now i gotta keep following sports tapp for updates on the game >.< #overtime URL 
fell on my face now i walk with a scar , another mistake livin deep in my heart 😣 💔 
money stay in my pocket , girl i'm like a walking bank 😏 
there's a 2 day week ahead of me , i'm really excite d; except 4 this large amount of english hmwrk i have ... 
name of san jose officer involved in shooting with robbery suspect release d: we have sent you a confirmation ema ... URL 
USERNAME omg >.< not me . this gay ass ipod 
lot of military ads here in the usa , war games for xbox , tv and print ads even a m d8 8 troop theme at kiah . don't see that in scandi . 
this ride is about to be super fun ... 😒 😒 😒 😒 
this is the third time today that i had the hiccups .. go away 😖 
til 8 tho ? ..... we gone do some runnin 😒 
i like how my sis leaves & says she'll be right back , been gone for a while now . she's lucky the game is going into ot 😒 
i got like a 80 some in her class >.< ima report her 
i got a 72 on my stats test when i thought i got an a 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME omfg i wish i coul d: ( ! ! 
USERNAME lol shut up . i got lost for a min >_< 
the browns better not lose to these weak ass cowboys 😒 
i don't know why i come to watch my boyfriend play in a shitty soccer league #boring #terriblesoccer 
i know dam well that my mom did not just ask me if i wanted to ride a motor scooter to school this bitch is too ratchet >.< 
if i didn't have two tests and a project this week , i'd just stay in richmond 😒 what a waste . 
just saw a USERNAME car pass by with both passengers in the back seat . spread the wor d: ride shotgun ! #awareness #ridesharing 
although ... i gotta say . last night , was fun af xd 😂 😏 👌🎊🎉🍻🍺 
it's only my second day of work and i'm already wishing i didn't have to go 😐 🔫 
new kicks yo ! #classic #black #shoesfordays #chucks #thetueslovesshoppin #thep dx badass @ p dx URL 
#2omf like each other they be fronton though , i see though 😏 
my friend let me play with his nikon d8 00 today . i want one ! 
why do people get excited over the browns anymore ? they're bound to screw it up anyway . #fact 😒 😐 
my phone really wants to piss me off .. well mission accomplished ... 😒 😒 😒 
yep ... my wisdom teeth are coming in or something ... 😣 😣 😣 
for sister's bday . dad taking the usual buchi home 😑 @ hokkaido seafood buffet URL 
me and USERNAME will text for hours , then i slip in a text and he ignores me . worst boyfriend ever . 👎 😖 
awake and renewe d; as if i am seeing parts of this familiar trail and river for the first time . #gratitude URL 
at work looks like ima be missing the game tonight" 😒 
i think i just saw a girl with the biggest hickey all over her neck ! #gross . 
complaining i don't take my period trash out . what the fuck . i haven't even gotten my period this month . either way i don't use pads . 😑 😤 😒 
9 miles from home and i still dk where i am 😏 #ditz 
USERNAME it's a bitch i have time warner cable ! 😒 
it should not be this hard to beat the browns ..... 😒 😠 😡 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm pretty upset , she wouldn't catwalk with me . 😒 lol 
#goodpussy will have your nigga arguing with you cause after he get it , i'm pretty sure he gone start being insecure lmao 👌 😏 
i'm not for or against the cowboys , i just hope they win so all the haters will be mad . 😏 
the fact that he trys to #popoff when ppl around makes me angry >.< , niggas u dont got the upper hand its equal equal so sit the fuck down 
USERNAME i know , but it looks like 2 touchdowns >.< 
the moment when that little voice in your head says : ''yep ... you're going to hell''. 😐 
now im going home with her to make posters for our little buddies 😏 
oof course i'm the one who is not gonna be able to get on the plane today #myluck #fml 😣 😁 
mentoring at #dayofthechild w/ deelana except we didn't get a child 😐 #notrust @ santa monica pier URL 
s/o to USERNAME for bein beautiful , & koo af . i don't forreal know you , so hit me up more 😏 #follow 
i hate having to park so far from where i live 😑 
i busted a USERNAME yesterday and stayed in my pjs all day d: 
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i was gonna retweet USERNAME , but noticed i couldn't 😒 
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all these people unfollowing me 😒 like chill , i'm excited . 
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USERNAME twitter hates me . its official . i sent like three then i stopped cause i thought i was annoying you >_< 
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i'm gonna throw my phone at the wall if my imessage doesn't start working 😒 
i hate how one of my little cousins wants to be a cheerleader ! i will change that . 😒 👎 
why are people freaking out about imessage ? it's not that serious 😑 
still don't have the slightest clue of what asshole duct taped my head last night 😒 
running on on no sleep , damn i'm exhausted .. 4 more hours 😣 👎 
the un is radical and needs to be briefed on the actual definition of the wor d: right . #unacceptable 
omg i justt lost my sister at the parkk d: 
when your dad calls you to tell you the browns are in overtime and your sleeping<<<<< #idontcare 😒 😴😴 
it's mind blowing to me that you're still a common annoyance in my life 😐 
everyone is bitching about imessage . i'm just sitting here like 😐 because i have nobody to text anyway . 
i hate when guys look better with a fitted on >.< 
USERNAME you're te dx talk made me tear up a little bit ! so proud of you alex and everything you've achieved ! #foreveryours 
my momma and his dad especially spoils him .. his dad already got him the iphone also .. n hes only 12 😒 
no1 to come home to or that ii wann see 😏 
in one of those moods where i just wanna be left alone . 😣 
i did too ! 😒 rt USERNAME i text USERNAME to have a safe flight and she doesn't reply ! 😒 
oh no ! #oomfs not here to watch the steelers game with me ! 😐 
people who procrastinate have low frustration tolerance ... hmm interesting ... 😏 
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USERNAME idk friend ive been here for 18 yrs tryin to be nice guy and i just got screwed over and the assholes always get the girls 😔 😒 
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USERNAME tool be completely honest my phone auto corrected it soo i thought it was right lmao but good looks haha 😑 
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USERNAME i love how i try to text you , but then its like 😒 👎 #nobueno 💔 
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spongebob: patrick tell ho he's a nigga patrick: nigger ! ! ! ! squidwar d: ah hell nah 
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& my brother sai d: she going to be like hahaha ! 
USERNAME maybe if you changed that comic sans into a better font ... #ew 
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why does there always have to be another guy 😐 and they never treat the girl right 😒 
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oye ! im scarred for life ! ! ! d: #nasty #shouldntbedoingthat 
next year i have to go to the macy's day parade 😑 
USERNAME i know . u have always had beautiful hair 😒 
my da d: good cause the hot tubs getting delivered at 5:00 
'my roommates boyfriends surprised visited her today 😊 now i need to figure out what i'm going that doesn't involve going bck in my room 😑 . 
obviouslyy imessage isn't working , thank you twitter for letting me know that . 😒 
i should probably start working out again so i don't get fat , especially since i eat so fucking much ! 😣 
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USERNAME lol almeeka i'm not telling you because you don't be texting me back >.< 
USERNAME who you imessaging anyway 😒 better not be no hoes 
jags going to find a way to fuck up and lose ... watch 😒 
the heart is deceitful above all things , and desperately wicke d: who can know it ? 
USERNAME i . fucking . hate . anons . >.< uh , anyways ... hold on , let me check . i think she changed her name ? 
guilty to say i don't really care when my cars broken cause i get to drive the h2 .. 😏 move bitches 
USERNAME USERNAME you fellas hittin dx c next weekend ? 
USERNAME i'm gonna need you to get your life ..... if i don't see you tonight 😒 
alright going to stop tweeting now i have to get ready for work 😑 
yea im fine , thanks for asking , sure i'll help you ... 😏 #seriously ? 
USERNAME so did me and dat ass of yours 😏 
i'm gonna be gone till thursday and didnt bring that stinkin book for allred #ohdarn 😏 
getting told i look like i'm 16 <<<<< 😔 😞 😒 😣 😑 
USERNAME oh it must have just slipped your mind huh 😏 
umm eww did brady really just do that ! ! ! ? ? ? #yuck 
need a good cuddle sesh ... in a comfy bed ... with a gallon of water 😏 
mybad i ddnt kno this ws english class n we hadda do spell checc 😒 
i believe i was on espn dancing like a bamf screaming go bears last night ! ! ! ! sic 'em bears ! ! fuck you kansas state 😏 #baylornation 
USERNAME hahahahuaha ? ! ? ! him ! ! 😒 😒 😒 
the worst picture you take in life are your school id , your license , and picture days pics 😒 
i'm bout to miss my family for thanksgiving 😒 1st time ever being away . 
trust and believe i knew what you were doing . it was very middle school of you 😏 congrats on your 
USERNAME you could have at least stopped and said hi 😒 but i didn't even see you 
USERNAME 😔 😡 😑 i don't want to talk about it .... on another note guess who's trying to make me feel bad via text message ... 
let's not fuck this up just kick the field goal already so i can be happy #cowboysnation 😈 😑 😏 
#iphoneography : i liked the way this mailbox looked with red mountain in the backgroun d: URL 
too many hours in a day , that's where the word #bored comes from .. lol 
sick as hell and getting dragged to the movie by my girls have to love them all 😣 😁 lol 
“USERNAME i have USERNAME credit card , who wants to go eat ? #bobs 😏 
USERNAME it's a tough love thing we have . 😏 
i'm not letting this girl drive my truck again . ever . get me out of here . 😖 
and da panthers jus lose yet another close game .. 😒 😒 😒 
still laying in my bed with my pajamas on ! >_< URL 
USERNAME USERNAME i know him from on here lol . you actually know him 😏 
USERNAME my computer bag smells awful . even my macbook air smells 😐 
the walking dea d: re-killin' some motherfuckin' dead people . 
USERNAME they'll enjoy it braden ! 😏 like watching porn but better cause i'm naked . 
people that have something to say about everything ... you give me a headache ! 😣 i promise you don't know it all , calm yourself . 
well then what we're you doing ? #dumbref 😐 #sorrynotsorry 
or d: where 3/4 of the plane is already boarded when they call group 2. 
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skateboarder struck by car hospitalize d: a 17-year-old boy struck by a car while riding a skateboard on the wrong ... URL 
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float in train crash that killed vets was donate d: midland , texas (ap) — the truck that was used as a parade float ... URL 
lol at you all ... i'm drinking hot chocolate right now 😏 
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i'm stuck in traffic , hungry . not cool 😒 
colts on the road in new englan d: colts are on the road to face the new england patriots sunday afternoon . URL 
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USERNAME i watch pepe all the time trust me 😒 and you never invite me to watch you play lol na 
'skins beat eagles , snap losing ski d: so that's what it feels like to win . photo credit: getty images URL 
now we can just play for fun & put any qb in for the raiders 😃 😒 
he has a girlfriend he's so in love with yet he gives me sex eyes . you niggas three much i can't deal . 😒 
got my cartilage pierced like 6 months ago and it still hurts 😑 
forget these young niggas ! and pray for these gullible females ! 😒 
what a shame , gotta go all the way up the mountain for one class 😒 👎 
USERNAME i try . but seriously come see me . it's like 3 minutes out of your time . 😐 
i wish i wasn't so picky with boots 😣 👢 
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oh my goodness my imessage is messing up what ever shall i do ... get the fuck over it . 😑 
under no circumstances ever rtUSERNAME hivemin d: is worth a gaming purchase ? 
in getting my hair done tuesday and i really don't even know what to do with it 😖 #help #replytweet 
this pastor man need to wrap it up , i'm ready to go , my back hurt & i'm hungry ! 😒 😔 
USERNAME so do you know how to make a yy ? >_< 
y the fuck is my i . d taking so long to get to my house i need that shit already a nigga tryna go clubbing 😑 🎉 
how i have school on monday and tuesday 😐 😩😫 <<<<< 
work is the last place i want to be on this beautiful sunday but the bills have to be paid somehow right ? 😒 🏥 
if i wanted to torture someone , i'd just invite them to hang out with me while my dog has gas . #dogfarts #doombottom #gross 
been at the mall since 9am .. now have to work til 8pm .. someone come stand & talk to me 🙇 😐 
haven't left bed all day . sleeping with 2 cats and watching how i met your mother #bored #feellikeshit #lonely 
i can't fucking beef it up , i look all uncoordinated nshit 😒 
i don't like when people stare at me . 😒 
i love math . absolutely love love love math . i look forward to math homework . now where will that get me in life ? ! d: 
USERNAME #goofynation #teamfollowback #followme #fallback #smoogienation #bored #funny #swerve #swag #cashinout 
how many times do they have to review the play ? 😐 
you could of called me to come over .. you act like you can't dial my shit but i guess that's how it be 😒 
twitter lately is just blah blah blah .. 😒 #sameoldsame #needsexcitement 
im bout to get dress and go up the block 😎 😏 👌 
USERNAME k i haven't seen you in like 2 months . 😒 
USERNAME i'm guessing my pants are on fire too huh 😏 
i should just go to sleep , i'm not going anywhere today 😔 😒 
imessage not working ? ain't nobody got time for that . 😑 
someone let me know when imessage starts working again because i'm turning it off ... 😒 #annoyed 
USERNAME i'm at work , and i just got my nails did friday 😑 
i hate this game bc i love pats and colts . 😐 
this old guy following my every move at the gym 😑 
i think my parent are getting my phone next week d; 
USERNAME no skip your classes & start driving now 😏 😁 
lmao rt USERNAME on the whiteboard in the #chiefs locker room it sai d: 
waiting for the rush to kick in #bored @ vincent's URL 
i would look cute tonight if i had my red boots 😒 
i'm gunna blow up my instagram buddies phone that's it >.< 
USERNAME ahh shit i literally just broke my other phone case last night 😖 
those four pieces of pizza seemed so great at lunch . now , not so much . >_< 
#te dx victoria attended the event yesterday and highly recommend it anyone ! today i am filled with such positive thoughts ! 
USERNAME lmao . all jamaicans live there or florida . i'mma just drive to atl . >_< 
USERNAME i know ! hit off the left upright 😒 
my foreign exchange student doesn't have school all week long 😑 😒 
the fact that everyone's asleep & im the only one up <<<<< 😒 
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teaching my little sister geometry is almost as frustrating as teaching sahar physics 😒 
USERNAME and #santa teaches children that giving old men lap dances , milk , and baked goods yields dividends . #fact #gross #duh 
have fun . ! ! ! ! ! ! 😒 
so much nap needed after such a terrible day . instea d: dinner , ice cream , school work , amas . 
crazy she won't let me go outside but she lets #oomf come over ctfuu bms 😒 
how embarrassing the guys didn't see me over the counter when it was time to pay 😒 #shortpeopleproblems 
i'm soo hungry ... but i don't want to go eat alone #bored #hungry 
USERNAME mkayy , hurry , cause alicia is going to leave @ 4, and im going to be home alonne . d; 
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USERNAME lol i know d: but when i did * meant , it's like i'm tweeting the same thing except oomf meant a lot to me . 
i find girls with greenish eyes really attractive . 😏 
dog blood and broken chips on my bed . yaay 😐 
USERNAME one of my favorite p dx spots . did you enjoy ? 
think i just threw up in my mouth a lil #eww 
USERNAME USERNAME cuz i thot it wuz funni okay ? 😏 
damn hostess went out of business 😒 😒 😒 #thefuck 
USERNAME i tried changing it to a hoop yesterday and it started bleeding everywhere ! so i just had to put my original one back in 😐 
work at 5 and i'm hurting so ba d: / praying i get better soon 
i'm feeling some good #luck against the pats today 😏 
23-20 USERNAME win in ot #cowboysnation #beatthebrowns 🏈⭐ 😲 😬 😏 
u would think that a book about obama would be somewhat interesting but no its not 😑 
why does everything said have to have an answer or any explanation ? 😒 😖 
should've just given me the whole roll of bread 😐 #onlyrealniggascanfinish #panconbistec @ fritas domino URL 
i'm on point with my music today 👌 😏 🎶 
USERNAME i know d: i've just been so busy ! 
27 hours later , the vitamen water finally kicked in . #type7 #bristolstoolchart #gross 
and .... #texans scrape by with a #fugly win . 😐 
good job dallas for struggling with the browns ! 😒 
ugh , i really don't want to work until close #slow #boring 
this hype man is hy fa dayz lol but he's cuute soo 😏 
rob gronkowski: 36th career td catch , tied for 3rd-most by player within his first 3 seasons (recor d: randy moss , 43)” 
saints leaders: bress 5-7/41 yds/1 t d; thomas 3 rushes/23 yds; cadet 1 rec/17 ydss #novsoak " 
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USERNAME shit .... thats crazy ! i'm so proudd 😏 
i've been called ma'am 2 times in the last 2 days 😒 
USERNAME i know . (: haha but i really can only for noelle & all my family from texas cause everyone else will be with me 😒 😒 😒 
USERNAME i rea d: a case ? i disagree vehemently . they are overhyped middle if pack sec team . 
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USERNAME prob doesn't smell as bad as these kid in my car ! 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME i don't feel like walking to cumberland right now 😣 
USERNAME you wanted the turkey and dressing huh ? 😏 
the person who took it is gross as fuck , idc . why would someone want to use daquans stinky , dirtyass deodorant #nasty 
i put on a movie because i knew you guys didn't want to watch my show and you leave #rude 
my watch is on and i'm frozen up .. 😏 💎 
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every girls getting fades on the side of their head 😣 
if our generation can understand what it means to love how god commande d: to love god and love others . that kinda love can change the world . 
lol @ the texans fan that doubted they're team 😏 😂 
it's no wonder i'm gaining weight , i'm eating every few hours ! my at ass 😒 😂 😌 
bored and want to play song pop: nobody is playing . busy and don't want to play: 17 song pop requests . 😒 
dont text me back i didn't want u too anyways~ 😑 
football ... that's the only thing people tweet about in sundays 😐 glad i understand it 
i like how my parents just leave and go somewhere without telling me #thatsfuckedup 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME that's what i'm saying ! if i wanted to send text messages i would have gotten a droid 😒 
can't get me my shit but you using my shit . #idontgetit 😒 
USERNAME i think my mom actually but my phone off . 😒 
always accepting shit for what it is . always coming up short . always someone else more important . starting to get really tired of it . 😔 😒 😣 
if you have rolls standing up , you're no long considered thick .. you are fat 😐 
not looking goo d: 47-25 unc at the half . 
i tried sleeping before the game and i couldn't , and now that it's on i'm fighting to stay awake ! 😒 #soannoying 
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i just decided to go look at my old page #bored 
sundays in the rain 👍👊 #p dx #rain #home #tuesdayisabamf @ rainland aka p dx URL 
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USERNAME vodka made my insides bleed last night i think 😖 😖 ... you were right 
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USERNAME no john you're not ever unlucky in fantasy . 😐 
everybody always asking who i tweet about . lol 😏 
hmm , what to do ? ok USERNAME let's go to starbucks and target , let's leave edward at home #boring 
this team needs to stop cheering . you only won because you broke our quarterbacks leg 😒 
i thought i was done with my brazil homework ... 😒 
and right when i thought my thumb was healing i hurt it .. again .. 😣 
“USERNAME #tucson police officer shot in the hea d; search on for suspect . URL it happens here too USERNAME 
all my frnds went to go see twilight w/o me . nw i gotta to find me a movie partner 😒 
w/ limited credentials pointing fingers at fighters for pe d; simple solution; only use nsf certfified supps; URL 
USERNAME USERNAME i tried like 5 times 😑 hahahaha #fu 
that moment when you accidentally say what the f*** out loud when you read someone's status . what the heck ! #throwup #gross ? 
so this mall that we're at in winston-salem is weir d: there are 2 halves , separated by jcpenney 
USERNAME USERNAME heh heh heh . ... i like the picture of you and colb on instagram heh 😏 
not to self: tape nipple rings next time i do an obstacle course ... owch 😣 
when i get made fun of by my anty and uncle i tell them to smoke a joint and chill ! ! >.< 
i wish i could keep my blinds open but i forgot i live by gordon heights 😒 . 
my mom just yelled at me to stop burping and i stopped , and i tried holding it in but when i did i burped out of my nose 😒 😒 
the only thing that sucks about albany is that they play cowboys instead of texans . why . #imisshouston 😖 
pissed as shit the eagles lost 😒 😠 😡 😤 😑 
me: what did your dentist say ? ” 😏 😂 😂 
i can't believe the browns almost beat us . 😑 
USERNAME a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then lol , they got lucky . 😏 
at the apple store & this milf is checking me out 😏 
USERNAME yeah ! ! ! ! >.< i want to go so bad now ! 
so my phone isn't sending my texts & if it does then they are sent 15 mins later in text not imessage .. #getyourshittogether #iphoneprobs 😒 
i wonder if my family knows i've been stealing all their change for my piggy bank ? 😏 
USERNAME church and then my mom made me go out to eat with her . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME we call that ijala (pronounce d: e-holla ): i just actually laughed audibly 
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i'm a firm believer that the hard work payss off . 😁 😏 
my dog annoys me so bad when she's barking for no apparent reason 😣 . 
it's like you just punched me in the stomach and knocked the wind out of me . from across the country . didn't know that was possible . 😔 😞 😣 
so you like my status bt dont say anything nor answer my message 😒 w/e 
USERNAME i hope your broncos lose . #broncotime #gunsout #letsgo 👌 😒 
yo dis hoe hannah need to reactivate her twitter 💔 😕 😐 
yay for going to work right when i get off the plane 😒 
i need to go to a neurological doctor .. 😒 
lost are save d; find their way; at the sound of your great name 
all condemne d; feel no shame , at the sound of your great name #lyrics 
oomf just called me whack . who says that anymore ? 😏 
i really don't like #oomf ... friends don't do friends dirty like that 😒 
#bischesbelike how come u never smile in your pics ? 😑 ... well i did just to be an azz @ ray's on the river URL 
hate when they follow so you follow & them bitches unfollow >.< 
i have a question but its stupi d: ( but i just wanna ask him cuz he won't make fun of me :) #answeerrmee 
USERNAME 😒 i don't know why i fooled myself thinking he would 
i can never be fully gay 😐 pussy is like .. just to great 💃👯 lmfao 
please do something with your horrible voice before i kill myself . 😑 🔫 
i just spend 35 dollars at walgreens on like bread and milk and seven other things . now i'm broke again 😐 #hateshopping #dcpproblems 
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everyone tweeting about their imessages not working & i'm sitting here still not team iphone 😒 👎 
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USERNAME lol who knows how the night would of ended if u did keep drinking >.< 
i wish my friends could come to thanksgiving with me 😒 
i can tell it's going to be a rough couple of days d; 
guys ? what time is it ? my clock says 4:04pm and my cellphone says 9:45am d: 
my da d: hell yeah im gonna make oatmeal cookies tonight beotch ! ! lmao 
let's face it texans should have won that game it's nothing to be over excited about like good job but y'all a lil too hype it's the jags 😒 
😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 uhmm yeah i think im on drugs 
i only use my laptop for essays , that's it . fuck a computer when you got an iphone . 😏 😌 
USERNAME to the old man at the gym , least you don't see old female bodies walking around naked makes me fear old age 😣 lol 
can't find my cleats and my sister or mom don't even want to try and help me find them . wtf ? 😑 
i think the smg's in black ops are over powered d; 
the only time the repetition of songs is allowed is christmas . otherwise i do not want to hear the same song that was on ten minutes ago . 😒 
there's a guy on the neighbors front porch .... he's delaying my smoking 😒 
USERNAME i think i see a petition coming ! 😏 
me and siri just got into it ! smh 😒 URL 
that moment when you think you texted back but you didn't < 😑 
the heavens declare the glory of go d; the skies proclaim the work of his hands . (psalm 19:1) URL 
i hate having the feeling that i'm being lied too . 😒 
uhh , i can't even think about food after that movie ... #gross 
USERNAME - not cool ! ! 😒 but hey once you're over 18 you're fair game 😏 
me and quadratic equations just don't get along . 😒 
she texts me , instead of talking to me lololol i find this very amusing 😣 
all my friends have school tomorrow 😒 😩, what am i supposed to do all night ? ! 
USERNAME USERNAME unrelate d: can i see your phone for a few minutes ? 
USERNAME perfect worl d: ccl bids go to east conf . and west regular season winners . mls cup feature group stage . imho 
USERNAME from her ? i dont think shes talking about me >.< i hope not lol 
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about to go to dinner . i don't really fell like it tho . 😐 
people should snapchat me or text mee ! ! ! #bored 
when USERNAME makes me take a drink of a drink he got 3 days ago<<< #eww 
i gotta mean ass zit on the side of my face 😞 😒 😠 don't fuckin remind #psa 
i really don't wanna work 7 hours on tuesday 😒 thank god that's the only day i work this week though . 
all of you fuckers can go home ... ✌ 😏 #why #what #toomanypeople #ihatepeople #ruiningmyfun #oh @ adventureland URL 
driver in valley village electrocution event to be arraigne d: a 19-year-old man charged with vehicular manslaughter ... URL 
my mama down there coachin some show she watchin 😑 😒 
my moms getting more text messages than i am 😒 
i will never date a guy who only talks about sports . like ever . 😖 
so much i absolutely have to get done tonight . 😖 😖 😖 
how is it that adults r still taking kissy face photos . not hipster ! maybe loose weight so u have more defined cheek bones naturally #gross 
.. like you're not the one doing anything wrong 😒 
USERNAME you did go ? o: everyone left ! no this is my moms phone >.< 
i wanna show u how i blow money baby 😏 💸💸💸💸💸 
USERNAME my faces look stupid hahaha & when i sent them it wasn't on imessage 😖 
i will never date a guy who only talks about sports . like ever . 😒 
USERNAME i am always sick ! it's because i don't eat victims like a thug 😏 lmfao 😂 &' yeah i'm leaving tuesday night 
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USERNAME wtf ! ! ! lol that was USERNAME .... 😒 
i just wish , i had a twin . 😒 
😼 makes me wanna be those girls getting dry humped lmfao jk 
i don't know how many surprise going away parties we're going to have for our managers . this will be the third in the last year .. 😑 
i think i found my muse 😏 i wrote today for the first time since i was in highschool 
this desk life ... i ain't about it . #boring 
malie chef ! 👏👏🔪he got mad at me bc i put the pot on the wrong burner . 😣 #teamwork #imge @ that place i sleep URL 
USERNAME i can't spell 😒 ✋ and the door was jammed so i had to go under 
family photo day for the guys of USERNAME thx USERNAME #happyholidays @ egp dx URL 
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love when USERNAME ignores my texts bc she take 3 hours to get ready 😤 😒 😒 😒 
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texans won and i'm still in a bad mood . 😒 
where the oakland raider fans at though ? ? 😆 😑 😑 😏 
room & bathroom clean . laundry done . thanksgiving shopping done . - now if i could have the motivation to do my lit homework 😒 
USERNAME that shii should be illegal .. ain't no way in hell my dude bout to not work and take care of me with no job 😒 
dear worl d: do . not . text . me . and . drive . ever . #notwantingtoberesponsiblefordeath 
i should ask for a phone instead of a ipod ... 😐 
USERNAME no way ! i'm a bears fan 💪 😏 👍 
things i miss: the use of my right arm and my lu friends . #bored 
so annoyed right now ! and a headache .. ugh 😒 😤 
holy tits . i dont know how anyone could be bulimic . throwing up is like the worst thing in the world . #ew 
USERNAME thats good ! i hope everything is all good in cary for ya babe ! and really i thought you hated sanford ! ive been up and down 😒 
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah , yada yada yada , stfu 😒 
need to kill the snake at the hea d: iran and its arms , producers and decision makers . 
USERNAME my friend called and they said its an apple problem and they're trying to fix it so ... 😒 
you got me all the way fckd up of you think my man is gon be a fcckk noo lol betta get that a** a job 😒 
USERNAME yes , i don't want him to but he doesn't want to go to westside 😏 
welp guess we're not watching fwb tonight ..... 😒 😂 #whoscancelingnow 
worst feeling in worl d; having your phone call ignored .. 😔 
i'm scared to stay in this big house alone tonight 😖 
USERNAME yep ! that's the reason why no one has gotten a quote from me ! #rude 
playing black ops 2 with my bestfriend but she sucks d: USERNAME 
USERNAME 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 my mom made the jps yearbook 
dani said : eww why are there so many birds on the field .. we sai d: idk she sai d: there having a meeting :) #dumbass 
USERNAME heck yea he did . did ya see him shining her up ? ! 😏 
damm i'm kind of wordless right now .. nah jk idc 😒 
USERNAME yeah it took forever for me to say yo 😳 😑 
matt schaub: 527 passing yards in win . that's tied for 2nd-most in a game in nfl history ! (recor d: norm van brocklin , 554- 1951) 
USERNAME 😒 if i had my own car i would . 
i'm in love w/. this picture for some reason .. 😏 URL 
my brother took halo 4 with him -.- #fuckinfag d: 
i feel like death from crying for the past 4 hours , i have a killer migraine , and i haven't eaten anything today .. 😣 😷 #nobueno 
#oomf just said something really ignorant about cam newton 😑 
&' i know ! that's why i need to go back to school already 😒 
USERNAME i know , they said to turn it off so we don't interfere 😑 😑 😑 
paper swag .. 📝 like it or not .. 😒 
USERNAME only thing is it doesn't protect the screen 😒 
👼👺💫🙇 😐 are those emojis crazy enough ? cause that's what i am . medically crazy . #suckkmeoffbitch 
USERNAME makes everything better ... or her chinese foo d; ) 
a man was spiting on the ground in papa bbq resturant on little york ... thats bacteria every where .. ewhw .. #nasty 
someone should should text me or snapchat me or something i seriously don't know what to do with my life right now 😐 
i thought he missed the pat for a sec 😒 
i see all of you that retweeted that ... 😏 #hellohockeyfellas 
im gonna be honest with you , you need to brush your teeth everyday . not once a week . #gross 😬 
saw USERNAME at the game yesterday , but he didnt see me . 😒 
these next two days in school are going to be so stressful 😣 #testsontests 
just found a skirt while doing josh's laundry and i know it's not mine cause i don't do xl . guess he does . #chubbychaser #gross 
i dont wanna finish this book for career exploration right now ... 👎😩 😖 😒 😞 😣 #nothanks 
i hate when people say pause ! i talk like i have common sense ! 😒 
electronic billboard just told me to watch the nascar race lemme just put my car on autopilot real quick… 😑 
ready for my boy to get done playing golf ! #bored 
the only thing i hate about getting tattoos is the healing process . 😒 
exactly why i'm about to get me a 👱👈 yup ..... i've made up my mind 😏 
i think i'm getting sick . wish i had #oomf to take care of me . 😥 😑 😷🚑 #coughcough #ifeellikeshit 
pissed these buses are not showing up on time 😒 😡 😡 
what's the whole point of monday & tuesday ? ? ? 😒 
i hate being a ginger . 😞 it's not fun . people automatically think you 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
on my way ! to empire buffet 😒 nastiest place ever lmao 
USERNAME smh it's time for you get a iphone ... so you can see what a nigga be talking about lol 😬 😏 oh wait you can't see that lol 
catching up on the walking dead ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ #behind 😒 
fuck ! , i miss my boyfriend USERNAME 😕 😞 😔 😒 
birthday bbq with friends & family . 🐮🍗🎂👨👨👱👦👱👲💂👨 #birthdayboy #27 😒 saogutnick lamaro88 ldexter @ mi casa URL 
ivan's a bitch .. he always has something to say 😒 
USERNAME actually i'm not worried , just calling you out 😏 
and i just be comin off the top asbestos . 💁 😏 
good morning ! have a great week ahea d: ) 
USERNAME your ex walked passed my biology class and did the whole pretending to jack off thing . #gross . 
my phone and twitter are saving me from not kiling my self of bordem right now 😑 
i go on facebook and this is what i see hahah 😂 😏 URL 
ohh i have to pay my phone first tho 😒 💁 
things i've accomplished this weeken d: bought 2more crewnecks , only left the house twice , and only talked to like 6ppl outside of my family . 
stella: will you help me water my plants ? da d: yes ! stella: well then stop sitting around and get up grandpa ! ! ! ! ! lol #littlekids 
best pillow in the worl d: a man's arm 💪 ... or chest . 
exactly 😒 rt USERNAME what good does it do to judge a person by their past , if they're a totally different person today ? 
my phone isn't sending imessage but i can text everyone who doesn't have an iphone 😤 😒 
when people piss in your bed <<< ugh bye bye down mattress topper 😣 😤👎 
i'm at columbia theater for diary of a wimpy ki d: dog days (st helens , or) URL 
i go deep up in that pussy jerry rice 😏 
damn ! if i didn't went with her we would be kicking it as i speak >.< 
i don't think i was invited to USERNAME party ! ! 😑 
s/o to this nasty ass burn on my hand that is currently getting me outta doing any chores 😏 #naptime 
USERNAME we got about the same amount of sleep 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME this is the old te dx talk where USERNAME shows a dairy cow as equivalent to nuclear holocaust 
why do they make me unclog toilets ? ? ? 😑 😕 😞 😔 😒 😞 😢 
the only way to turn a bad mood or day aroun d: call USERNAME #funnykid 
9 hours and 37 minutes , but who's counting ? 😏 
busted my lip and broke my teeth not gonna lie i cried like a bitch lmfao haven't felt this much pain in a while 👎 😥 😖 
so much for shopping . she'd rather practice her handstands . 😒 💪👍 #nottoobad #futuredancer # @ north star mall URL 
wish i had some new balls and some extra dough in my pocket 😏 
imessage acting up 😑 😔 its 1517 david dr son ! 
if my parents went away for atleast 3 weeks i would convince my brother to throw party 😏 
people lie about the dumbest stuff .. i swear 😒 
"USERNAME went outside and found this ... memory's of USERNAME haha URL haha aww :) threw that shytt away d: 
last thing i want to do right now is go sit in the library 😒 
“USERNAME under the weather: sa d: URL sad now ? ? ? suck it up . what's gonna happen in february ? ? ? lol 
USERNAME lol i'm not the one that sucks . who sat home while the other had the best night of her life ? (; #suckstosuck dance is 1st 😏 💕 
oh gosh 😒 yeah you know i'm talking about you ! 
i just want to know in what alternate universe i will ever a) use chem again and b) not be able to google the equation needed #breakdown 😖 
USERNAME i wish 😒 .. you though , my gawd 😏 
does USERNAME really get mine and USERNAME food out the trash and eat it ? lmfao #ew 
USERNAME i have no clue . needs to be fixed asap . #dying #wtf 😁 😣 
i want to go watch the last twilight 😒 #yeaijustsaidthat lol 
wow , im guessing rivers didn't see the linebacker sitting in the middle of the throwing lane . 😒 
USERNAME i'm about to be on season 3 ☺ ☺ ☺ i would be on 4 except my netflix has been acting retarded lately 😒 😒 
😤😤 😖 bra bra nun pissed me off ! ! ! 
USERNAME haha my name without vowels is still my name 😏 
why is imessage not working ? ! ? ! i ain't about that green bubble lifestyle 😒 
gave bud to the news paper guy for a paper >.< 
my mom is trying to get me to show her how to make a twitter .. haha sikee 😖 
i wish when i got out of the shower , my hair would instantly dry & style .. i hate blow drying 😒 
to jump in mirror lake or not .. #thatisthequestion 😑 
i need to get away , but to get away one has to come back . >_< 
when one of the guys you met during welcome week 3 months ago suddenly texts you ... #dafuq #whoareyou #thatweekwassuchablur 😐 😒 
i'm so sleepy 😴 but when i close my eyes i get a text or call 😑 #annoyed 
well that's a rookie for u ! ! ahh 😖 🔫andrew u have a lot to learn . can't throw that ball ... boo 
i wish this app would stop reminding me to drink water every day . like who really needs to be reminded to drink water 😒 
when harry uses his i invisibility cloak to go secretly cry d: noo harry sirius is on your sidee ! #harrypotter 
she did not just touch my radio & changed it . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME try and text me ! my imessages won't go out but i have something to ask 😏 
my cat just killed a mouse and is running around the house with it in its mouth .. that a boy ya little puss 😼 
no imessage & no facetime ? ! what did i do to deserve this 😣 😔 
USERNAME it looks good ! :) i can see it in the picture ! i'm excited to get mine done tho , i'm just afraid it will look bad 😐 😁 
maybe cus i already know i'm not getting anything d; lol 
what couldn't the #colts do ? what they just di d: two return touchdowns in 61 secoonds . 68 yards on a punt , 59 on an interception . uphill now 
😒 😒 second person to piss me off , for no damn reason , thanks a lot mom . 😒 
well of course zach , can't help it 😏 ☺ 😁 
dude seriously tho i'm waiting on you to come so i can eat 😒 #letsfuckinggo #whyamiwaiting #notniceorfair 
USERNAME i'm not sure if we're going to phoenix for thanksgiving . we're still deciding 😒 😒 
had to buy him a lil somethin 😏 @ los cerritos shopping center URL 
USERNAME you two , stop being soo cute ! 😳 👌👍 😏 😮 #truelove ? 
just got off at job #1 off to job #2 now 👎 😒 💰 
USERNAME i do apply i just never get called back d; 
USERNAME people tend to say the truth when they are drunk 😏 #funfact 
i forgot that bio project is due tomorrow .... 😒 
asleep at muesem #millcity #minneapolis #minnesota #downtown #falls #asleep #bored @ mill city museum URL 
yeahh , i just turned off my imessage for now 😒 
when someone opens your snapchat but doesnt answer 😒 <<<<< 
i dislike ppl who smoke around while there's family & kids around . smh ! who does that ? ! 😒 🚬🔫 
watching the broncos with this on my min d: murray st . won't have an answer for josh scott , aka the chocolate jellyfish . #buffs 
USERNAME alright . one last question . >_< where would i put the numbers if there was a yy stream ? 
thanks ! USERNAME USERNAME how much for a table at dx c nyc next wknd . 
USERNAME but please no balloons or ceelo lol she needs to get down to strippe d: ) 
what the heck is acacia even famous for ? 😑 
hate the fact that when i'm home i can't watch the pats play 😒 #annoying #texasproblems 
lmao ! ! ! ! i keep my stash in the undie drawer 😏 
USERNAME awhh , thank you ! i love that you're 6 people away . 😑 
niggas be needing attention too ! ! lets all stop what we are doing && give it to em .... *sarcasm* 😒 
don't no guy want a girl that wants ... everybody 😑 
i've done nothing today but eat , nap , and watch tv #bored 
i hate how all cute guys are either gay , hoes or have babies already 😒 
this is sad ... i need to learn how to save . someone take away my card . >.< 
follow me on instagram doe ! ! ! _kthugga 😏 
USERNAME & i were suppose to gone our date but my mama hoed me 😒 
i hate when girls buy cheap earrings with the chanel emblem and try to play it off like they're real 😖 ✋👎🚫 
not enough sleep or food ... bad combo . 😣 
USERNAME oh please ! that's why she's still riding the high . 😏 
i feel like i needa clean for some odd reason >.< 
can't wait to go to the zoo lights this weekend 👌 ☺ 😏 
i could play cod all day everyday and dominate everyone 🔫 😏 👌 
where tf is tanajah ? i miss my bestfriend ! 😒 
&& a nigga is fat . ok .. a slice of pizza will not do it for me ! ahaha , but these dishes though <<<< 😑 😩🙊 
USERNAME me too . i'm tryna get that bitch to leave my house . 😑 
trying to tell you no , but my body keeps on telling you yes 😏 
USERNAME noo lol i always regret it after i have it 😒 
my dad right now . <<<<<<<<<<<<< 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 
why isn't it socially acceptable to be a recluse ? #truelife #mybedismyonlyfriend 😑 
there is like no one in here 😑 😑 😑 😑 
watching resident evil & trynna get this homework done , so behind in my classes >.< between working a full time job and school i'm exhausted 
this is not satire , and hilarious . rt USERNAME mitt romney and his wife went on a date to see twilight this weeken d: URL 
i would say this weekend has been pretty successful 😏 
USERNAME and it's only the beginning ...... 😔 😒 😣 
all relationships have fights 👊💢 😡 , disagreements 😒 , tears shed 😭 , & doubts 😔 . but real relationships make it through all that 💩 
USERNAME USERNAME shut up guyyss it's a secret 😏 lol jk 
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should be on my way to see USERNAME right about now 😒 😔 😣 
USERNAME that skinny hoe at the gym asked about u 😒 
be sure your holiday good deeds make the receiver feel goo d; no shpowboating for volunteers' benefit . #deedsdoneright 
USERNAME - if your dog could talk , he'd be like: roses are re d; violets are blue; we're having sex; cuz i'm stronger than you . 
but got damn the chics out here are bomb ! went to target , did a creep lap & looked like this 😏 aha 
in one wor d: favor . guy at hyvee gave me a total of over $6 off of three bacon-wrapped fill @ the goof troop URL 
if you try to flirt with me dont cause i don't want you especially if you try flirting like that ! #gross #turnoff 
after buffets i feel like ima explode 😣 😐 👎 
its so hard to find white attire during winter 😒 
i think i'm the only one in here ....... 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
make love to your min d; it's ok you can think out loud 
slow sundays ... someone should visit me 😒 @ fernandez liquors ii URL 
me when i found out i have chemistry long block 😐 💥🔫 
"USERNAME omg witches exist d: URL omfg you bitch ! ! ! ! ! ! >:| 
cfl east final: toronto argonauts grey cup boun d: argos beat montreal alouettes 27-20 at olympic stadium for berth ... URL 
you're the reason by i don't mind going to work sometimes t 😒 
11 more days . <<< that's love i'm counting down to a birthday that's not even mine . 😒 💞 
but it's almost over d: lemme tweet my last 10 minutes xd 
ludacris nasty he wanna lick her from her head to her toes #eww 
so much homework d; this only 2 pages out of 10 too (._.) URL 
USERNAME i miss you soo much can't wait ! ! ! xoxoxo i shouldn't have made out with evan 😒 oops USERNAME 
USERNAME oh yea gnarly indee d; ) lasting was ssoo fun ! ! 
i'm ready for my family to get home from work now . 😁 #bored 
this lady just crossed the 215 into traffic . 😑 😑 😑 😑 
walk a thousand miles 👣 jus to see her smile 😄 cause she's far , far awayy 😒 
the single life < 🌵👎 😑 😒 😔 😕 😠 
i think i can smell lanman's balls through the computer #gross 
USERNAME loll jayykkayy i wanna work at foever 21 but im to young d: 
my min d: ptv , ptv , ptv , ptv , food , ptv , i need new clothes , ptv , friday , everyone sucks , ptv , school sucks , ptv , i'm bored , ptv . 
USERNAME needs to step up her tweet game #boring #toomanyrt 
why do i feel like the hilks have eyes is a sick fantasy :/ #gross 
i'm gonna have to start on it later at night 😒 
~ lies i've been telling myself since freshman year 😒 
USERNAME umm last time i checked burning a person and burning lint is a big #difference lmfao 😏 
my mother takes forever when she goes grocery shopping #hurryup #boring 
USERNAME im bout to go get foo d: " :( :( 
uh . listening to this song makes me kinda sad . sadder thing is that this is a wonder girls song . dx 
pit stop before nj>m d: brainstorm session w/ USERNAME USERNAME (@ the little sweet cafe w/ 2 others) URL 
well i was making good time ... 😒 #ridingrim @ durrer dairy URL 
i mean i do it too , but with it being me i like it more 😏 
i would really love to know who this is though 😑 URL 
USERNAME we are all . doing good today was pretty good . i just got home . dogs are dancing for foo d: -) 
i hate getting my hopes up .. but i'm still excited 😏 
USERNAME after the age of about twenty years , you lose around a gram of brain mass every year USERNAME makes sense 😐 
the musical fictitious world i've create d: #lightwork #presstart #1up #lightmare #shadowcast *the character from the setup is in presstart 
its funny how i told my mom i was going to study for the quiz and so she decides to go outside and turn the radio to full volume >.< 
love the feeling of not being able to step on my carpet 😒 URL 
good things come in pink boxes USERNAME #p dx #8 @ voodoo doughnut URL 
USERNAME USERNAME a normal peppermint can do that w/o all the textural changes and sugar ... 😒 
the water turned cold in the middle of my shower 😒 
love it when i'm at work & a backstreet boys song plays . 😏 
USERNAME we will wait and see tomorrow if its possible . 😏 
USERNAME i just talked to my mom and there was frost on her windshield this morning 😣 
oh dang . the steelers and ravens play each other today . 😏 #herewegopittsburgh 
on patrol . #usafun #airforce #bored @ law enforcement desk URL 
USERNAME man when aren't i ready 😏 i'm down , shiit , ima be dancing off the walls bro 😎 👀 lol 
USERNAME i hadn't had them in ages so you could imagine how fast i ate them lol . soo goo d: d 
USERNAME i didn't see anything til like 2 min ago everyone was like ahh 📲🙅all at once . whatever , i'm angry 😑 
USERNAME good shit tell my boo graciella ill see her soon 😏 
texans d -4 ? its ok rg3 has me :) ))) o hey 32 💗✨ 😂 😏 
even after that ugly win , i'm sure most of the analyst will still pick the cowboys to beat redskins on thursday . 😏 
i feel like all i ever do is eat sushi 😐 🍣🍚 #ohwell #itssogood 
sometimes i just wanna sit by myself and mind my own business 😑 
i just want to get the last two days of school over with already . 😑 
USERNAME hahahahahaha i'm just messin with ya ! but don't worry , it won't be a loss . we got the luck on our side 😏 #punintended 
i really need something to do tonight #bored #already #someonemakeplans 
i hate going out to eat with my mom and her friends when i have no one to talk to . #bored ohh well , free food ! #brightside 
if your single you can do what you want okay v.v 
at least we can hand the outlines in tomorrow . 😒 
the fact i'm being called dumb for my last relationship like damn i get it 😒 
okay but my mom and aunt are drunk af off one margarita and they just ordered their second 😒 
i was wondering why no one texted me for legit 4 hours . wait no one ever texts me 😒 
cigarette smoke is easily on my top 5 most hated smells ☁😤 😖 😷 gagme 
it's cool . i called you , and you didn't answer . it's not like i wanted to talk or anything . 😒 
i understand that i message is acting up but you have to understand that no one cares : 😐 
i’d let you try me but i know you couldn’t handle it . 😏 
i'm so sick of being in bed #bored #sickprobz #andimissmycar tired 
i think i'm addicted to snap chat ... oh well 😏 
USERNAME ya thanks for texting me back #shouldbebeezybreeinstead jk 😏 
i feel bad 😔 #oomf been tryin to chill but shit keeps poppin up and i keep pushin dem to the side 😖 
4 1/2 hours down , 3 more to go .... 😑 
USERNAME tell it to the judge ! 😒 but just text when you come back through on tuesday 
practicing the look by wearing the same shirt 2 days in a row #bumstatusforlife 😏 😂 
is it true i cant take pictures in the church #ldsproblems 😐 😐 😐 
rft ! ! ! ! :USERNAME 😒 i dont want anything for christmas .... theres nothing i really need but a license 
its so hard to find white attirer during winter 😒 
i had to apologize for being such a bitch to her >.< 
USERNAME is yours down ? i can't get mine to work 😣 
USERNAME i had to listen to the whole song three times 😑 🔫 
on top of all the things i have to do during break , i have to work long hours because of the holiday . 😒 
quite bored while i wait to get a cut >.< 
USERNAME he doesn't even fucking talk to me anymore 😒 
i juz watch the game highlights again of the game 😐 
seattle has a pretty good rap scene right now but p dx is mostly imported . 
i want an ice cold pop to drink . all i have is water . #boring 
shooting foe the first time lol not too ba d: ) 
my imessage is working i don't know what everyone is bitching about 😒 
USERNAME hers too >.< but its mostly gonna be about me ^-^ lol 
i didn't change , i grew up . you should try it sometime 😐 
emily is describing me 😏 😊 loud and outgoing . 
my dad claps so god damn loud , i can't hear any of the calls . >.< 
USERNAME just saw this . yeah my mom was so mad when i told her i used her discover card to buy my shoes 😐 
that's a horrible christmas present lucas , i dont want thatt #gross 
twilight 2 is on . great . i need to see the first one first . 😒 
USERNAME i tried ! ! ! ! ! the car is packe d; ( 
USERNAME ha , i had to drive through there too today #gross #wehateiowa 
had a fun time last with my buddy USERNAME glad i got a great frien d: ) 
me: can i go exercise now ? da d: why ? me: cause i'm fat . da d: who said that . me: you did . da d: no it's the clothes you wear . lol thanks dad . 
USERNAME i'm just sitting here recapping .... btw we left out drinks >_< ! ! ! 
USERNAME i know ! i'm just like okay , we get it ! she's way too on her though . makes me second think her insanity ! 😒 
USERNAME mine won't even send anything at all ... the little bar just sits there 😐 hahahahah oh well 
these bitches are a waste of space . go home >.< 
now that it's cold out , i feel like i don't have a life . 😐 
that nap was greaatt ... til my mom and step dads argument woke me up ... <<< 😒 
USERNAME omg you just reminded me i have like 5 pounders behind my seat in the truck ! ! ! 😳 😏 
how did i manage to get five spider bites ? 😣 
i have a car but no where to go 😒 😒 😒 #wtf 
i can't wait to see my pictures 😏 kinda nervous though hahaha 
i hate procrastinating but i do it every time 😖 
awh lions . you were winning most of the game and you lost 😒 
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USERNAME that's what i'm thinking .. but if not ima just order another one .. i can't be walking around broke ! ! 😒 😥 
watching tv while my mom blasts these old ass spanish songs 😒 😠 😤 blowwinn minee 
you set the tone of how you should be treate d; demand respect . 
USERNAME told you what would happen if you kept 👟 your mouth 😏 👊💥 😵 
USERNAME oh ok . lol i feel like a loser for not knowing >.< 
on mah break yo . chillin with my friends , the 3d glasses . haha . #cinetopia #breaktime #bored #br @ cinetopia URL 
ooh the game has just started ! ! 😏 😈 😂 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
my stomach needs to stop growling . i keep trying to eat or drink but it's not agreeing with me 😣 
i message isn't sending any of my messages . 😑 
da d: walks in , sees i'm watching movie , sits down and changes the channel with no words #yeah 
about to go do this laundry ! 😳 😳 😣 😣 
movies tonight with my mommy & meriah . kinda sucks cause i hate those 2 together , 2 talkative mfs = 😒 😑 😤 lol . 
the worst is when you check your phone after a long nap with no texts 😐 
USERNAME step da d; did you do your geometry ? ! 😁 
it's part of the school year where i feel like doing absolutely nothing 😒 
no one cares lol 😏 rt USERNAME ugh i have no service in this damn library ! 
USERNAME oh come onn kev , you never called me back after my concerned phonecall ! #rude 
USERNAME maybe next time ... and ill drag your ass with me 👌 😏 
why can't i rewind life to the good times ? 😒 
i really dont know how to describe us anymore 😏 
damn i just got a fat ass ticket . oh well 😑 
that awkward moment when you honk at USERNAME and it's not him ... 😐 USERNAME can't see very well . 
#10thingsihateaboutmyself i don't have a full man beard yet 😑 
and then tomorrow i have to go to school ! 😒 
rt USERNAME blogpost: in gaza , children are paying the price of war URL #disgusting 
i have the urge to go shoot skeet today ! #wherescharleswhenineedhim 😏 🔫 
we can see straight into a frat house from our hotel room window ! ! #creeps 😏 
imessage is not working ? ? ? yea i wouldn't know 😒 
oh word ? 😳 😏 sunday lunch w/ USERNAME @ mandarin island URL 
we don't love these hoes ..... every dog has it's day 😒 
i wish you would just tell me what the hell is going on 😒 
USERNAME it's can sometimes be better than the actual iphone , just can't talk to ppl who don't have it 😒 
i know why she do what she do now just had to sit back nd think >_< 
USERNAME haha , i think that was sarcasm ... 😒 
USERNAME love that song but mine is dead and gone and also everlasting light >.< 
well glad i won't be with my family on thanksgiving .. thanks for the invite assholes 😒 😤 
i don't feel like texting right now since my imessage wanna act up 😑 
USERNAME you guys so lucky d: waiting for one to open up in la already 
finally deleting all the pictures off my phone << 😞 😣 
hit up my phone whenever you need some company 😏 
😒 wish i could see the game so i can understand why we gettin all these incomplete passes 
USERNAME none of those over here . 😔 😣 😩😫 😖 
USERNAME final ! she was such a good singer . d: xx 
the fact that my mom thinks its fine to smoke around me . <<< #yuck #ew #barf #quitthat #ihateyou 
i only did one dance on just dance and my side hurts really bad . tf ? 😣 😁 
USERNAME lmaoo na ! ! foreal tho that face is killin me >.< >>> 
( he hasnt really change d: ) hahah jkjk ) 
my sister finally said she will go running with me . but not at the gym 😒 i have to go running outside . 😔 
everybody and their boyfriend tweets on my timeline 😑 😕 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME never ending te dx .. beast mode . what other organizers at #te dx beaconst tweet ? 
USERNAME ah ! who ? i feel out of the loop . 😒 
USERNAME 🔫 can you at least tell me what it's about ? i wanna get my mind off it 😒 
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even though i'm not gonna get to spend any of it . 😒 
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USERNAME also don't forget to study for biology test tmrw . 😣 
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after this third hair store , i quit looking for this gel for my mama 😑 
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just smashed the fuck out of my thumb . d: 
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USERNAME my message has been trying to send to you forever now 😖 
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also , if i ever quit this job it will only be because of all the creepy old as shit fucking men who say freaky things to me #gross 
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just woke time for coffee and raw cone # 😏 
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shopping ! ! i think its to early to buy presents lol so i shall wait \ ( >_< ) / ! ! 
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gotta say this weekend been pretty goo d: ) #excitedformyparty 
the weekend goes by extremely too fast . working full time makes me feel like i have no life . 😒 
poor pizza boy just came to my house but i didn't order any pizza lol 😐 
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my sons head is going to cave in my chest 😖 
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da d: ... 10 mins laterr i'm still waiting on this niggaa 
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when my dad tells me i'm about to throw up cuz his farts are so bad then starts laughing uncontrollably <<<< #ew 
shawn better be working tonight , so we can dance & sing together 😏 
having heated seats in the back of your car and not just in the front . 😏 😁 
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the black keys are sitting across from me . 😏 
good thing my phone is acting up when i have lots of studying to do 😑 #wtf 
i have a 10 hour drive to connecticut tomorrow 😐 
i hate when you're answering a homework question but it says a), b), and c) like why are you making me do extra work 👎 😑 
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went to burger king on my break .... ima trader v.v lol 
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ahh i get to go see what the baby is gonna be wednesday ... im so excite d: ) 
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so mad i forgot about my research paper for business class 😒 
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i throw up every single time it pisses me off 😡 😒 
.. i'm such an easy child , i should be the favorite not kodie 😒 
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talk that shit ? i walk that shit . 😏 
the rest after that i cant get off my min d; d 
justin beiber and selena broke up noobody cares . 😒 
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my husban d: yet he continues to support the #chargers . 
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best peppermint milkshake over . with pete at mike's before i leave p dx . 
USERNAME every day . every night . i'll text you so much that i'll become 90% of the texts you recive . haha ! 😏 
not that people text me often anyways , but cmoon imessage 😣 
USERNAME it's annoying ! apple is fucking up ! 😒 at least i know it's not only my phone 
USERNAME USERNAME nothing wrong with the broncos 😏 😂 😳 
USERNAME 1. i don't know about all that 😏 2. when tonight ? i look like a homeless person at the moment 😳 
what is wrong with my shell phonee 😳 😬 😑 
USERNAME that's how i feel when i see you at work . 😒 lol . 
carry on .... rt USERNAME USERNAME will you play birthday song on your bday and then .... nvm #nn 😏 
why did i get box braids , its gonna take hours to take out 😒 
i just slammed my finger in the door ! ! ahh 😖 😣 😢 😭 
see USERNAME at stop and shop , tell her i'm buying a pumpkin pie she says , 😳 😐 
dad made goulash for dinner kinda scared about this one 😖 
well i'm 100% positive my day could not get any worse . #sadtweet 😔 someone text me & cheer me up oh wait my texts aren't working 😒 eff this ! 
why did i have to mention to my manager about me working the morning shift friday .. now he's switching me to the night shift 😒 
this not sending imessage thing is getting real old real fast 😑 
funny how none of my charger friends hit me up before the game ... or at all 😏 #orangenation 
i only wished him bad luck cause he kept bothering me 😑 
ion have no problems with gay girls ... but the burg that shit crazy everybody gay ... if my grandma came out i wouldn't be shocked 😒 
little bitch ass mu'fuckas that aren't man enough to even reply 😒 #fuckingannoying 
i just want to come home and not be asked to do 50 million things .... i just got off work . give me a minute . 😡 😑 
i'm not looking forward to this car ride . i'm sick , sad , and mad . 😔 😷 😣 
spotte d: our president finally living out his dreams #xoxogossipsquirrel URL 
USERNAME of course girl 😏 i'd be lost without you :d d 
USERNAME yeah i should've listened to you from day 1 .. #sorryboo 🙈 😔 😒 
my 2600th tweet ❌⭕❗❓👇👎👅💩👹 😾 👺👿😩 😖 😣 😒 😔 colts 
“USERNAME cried when they stopped making high school musical movies , so i cried after i watched the last twilight movie . #hateit 👎 😭 😢 😣 
cookies anybody ? #chocolatechip #bored #yum #fatty @ cocina de calypso URL 
i'm scared of falling in love all over again ! ! especially with somebody who love everybody ! 😑 😕 " 
USERNAME after tomorrow i will actually get your texts ! lol stupid droi d: ((( 
ugh i have a huge headache the pain hurts just feel like dieing d: 
USERNAME USERNAME we're probably gunna get yelled at tho 😖 🙊 
i pop that pussy on a wednesday . but only for a real nigga doe 😏 
i need new textin buddies the ones i have do not fulfill my needs #boring where the good convos at ? ? ? 
*watching reel steel with my dad* me: so this is just grown ups playin video games brought to life ? da d: this is a true story . #lovemydad 
#peaceout 😏 ✌ #miami it's been real now back to #reality see you soon #borelando 👎 😑 👎 @ miami beach URL 
all heaux freaking owt ab imessage are the ones with a disrupted data plan relying specifically on wifi ! 😒 
people don't believe me i quit smoking . lol just temporarily though . 😏 
USERNAME whoever he is needs to be famous cause that's pretty amazing if you ask me 😏 
USERNAME i'm just kidding 😏 i honestly have no idea 
USERNAME they must know you very well 😏 see you in 10min ! 
this seat warmer is getting a little too damn hot >.< 
it's like you look for things to complain about . 😒 
USERNAME yess , this is one of his best 😏 
pats are the best . now time to start this essay 😒 
just added our video to URL check it out ! #p dx sw 
this line in michaels is redonkulous . 😒 i just wanted some scented pinecones . they smell too good .🌲👃👍 
my moms making pork chops ? safe to say i'm making salmon , not eating that shit ! !. #ew 
the bathroom mirror at mcdonald's is fucken scary ! ! ! i'm creeped out ! ! ! it's like a ghost or something fucken crazy ! ! 😖 
i wonder if USERNAME has seen twilight yet ? hmm 😏 
sucks that this good makeup day is going to babysitting . 😒 URL 
well i've spent the first two days of break sneezing my brains out and coughing up my lungs . awesome 😒 
fuckin pats man 😒 😤 aight i'm over it lol back to uri ..... 
thinking of tailgating #eltorobowl 12 awc vs 6 #ncclions USERNAME any rec for a salsa ? 😏 #yuma #az 
USERNAME no i think it's stupid as well ! the only thing she says the whole time is : shine bright like a diamond ! #thefuckk 😒 
game: dm me something you have always wanted to tell me and i have to reply the same >.< 
when getting you're period without any pad or tampon . 😑 
just noticed he has brown hair & blue eyes 😏 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yes lets do it . guys im almost crying about euro no joke . i havent even touched apush yet d: 
i shouldn't even go monday or tuesday . but i can't be fuckin up anymore . 😒 
bucs-panthers: five plays that mattere d: the setup: bucs punted on fourth-and-2 from their 32 after going ... URL 
the person you just want to slap so hard to knock some sense into their life 😒 
when getting you're period at work without any pad or tampon . 😑 
USERNAME if you want (: but i look bummy d: 
in philly when i was supposed to be in bing 20 minutes ago . 😒 😞 
lol i cant deal ... guys are liars 😒 😒 😒 
da d: .. oh and btw my daughter loves the santa ! 
don't bother 😎 not in the mood for you right now 👽💢 😏 
signs that i must be a decent da d: spending time playing with the lil man instead of watching #colts - #patriots . #fatherhoodrocks 
historic flagstaff cabin burns to the groun d: flagstaff fire department officials say the fire was reported in the ... URL 
dt josh chapman among colts inactives vs . new englan d: foxborough , mass . - josh chapman's wait to make his nfl debut ... URL 
ha , i see where i got my nerdy ways from . guyanese some game loving people 😏 
soo .. il be that guy .. is #imessage really not workin ! ? cuzz either ppl ignorin me or #apple fuckin up ! 😒 
spurs 10-game report car d: the spurs have ten games in the can , so it’s time for an early season evaluation . grading ... URL 
kansas state's clear run to bcs title game blocke d: for coach bill snyder and kansas state , there was a clear path ... URL 
imessage is acting wack so i have to use kik <<<< 😒 
won't be in texas until midnight and my phone has 30% 😣 
hope #apple doesnt shut my shit off for saying that 😏 
i been gaining weight lately 😣 😣 😣 😣 not good at all ❌❌❌❌❌❌ 
2 more hrs ! i hate being on express >.< 
a million parking spots and a big huge truck parks next to me . okay okay 😏 
almost got jumped by a group of alley cats they just grilled me n threw up the blood sign 😼 😾 🐈 😼 
i really don't feel like doing math homework right now 😖 👎 
this twilight better be good ... i'm in a crappy mood 😒 
my dad brought my mom to macys home for a new blender & she's literally taking hours to choose one 😑 
ii finally got somee ice and my mommy gettn on my last nerve >.< 
my grandparents seriously mean the world to me . seeing them not doing well is the worst thing ever . #hateit 
me & my boy juan taught these 2 a lesson friday night USERNAME USERNAME 😏 😁 
im on this trail all by myself . never going to the park the longer way 😐 this shit is awkward . 
work ... when i at work ten minutes feels like an hour .... 😒 
nights in #portland : 2. strip clubs visite d: 8. fucks given: 0. #funtimes 
this math is hard as hell ! #fml . 😩😤 😖 
USERNAME USERNAME i mentioned you lol and adi don't know what a text is 😒 she ain't fuckin with me anymore . 
USERNAME what happened ? ? i was marching in a parade so i missed it d: 
literally just threw out my arm playing air hockey but i beat USERNAME 😏 
but really . i'm mad niggas in my house ate my cake ! >.< 
USERNAME everybody meet my little brother . #mexicanandproud #church #missedhim #ew URL 
USERNAME lol i will ! i'm hoping its et 👽 😏 
i'm outside of my bestfriend's house , i wish he'd hurry and get here . that little faggot . 😒 USERNAME 
i dont understand why my parents feel the need to bring my brother to the confirmation meeting . 😒 🔫 
everybody meet my little brother . #mexicanandproud #church #missedhim #ew URL 
USERNAME lol ur mommy look like chesley lil toe nails ! ! eww😁😁😁 😑 😃 😃 
USERNAME well it was joke , and that's what bffs do ... but nevermind #eww 
USERNAME i've been trying to reply to your imessage since this morning and it just won't send 😒 
USERNAME i've never been to one ! and i'm from indy 😑 
USERNAME omg lmfao 😂 we forgot to take our picture 😒 
you dnt even wanna talk to me like i did something wrong 😒 
i got sent out of class that day and decided to read ... for once in my life . 😏 URL 
need to find motivation to clean house and finish my report 😁😁 why can't tomorrow be sunday again 😖 😖 
javonna can tweet but not text me back ? cool 😒 
USERNAME lol bitch dont forget ehh they better bring you >.< 
ah man i totally forgot to do a s/o for a three-thousandth tweet .. mean i gotta wait another thousand to do one and ill prolly forget again 😒 
my arms and back are hurting right now #thatslame 😑 
people are already camped outside of best buy for black friday #thatssad #gogetalife 😦 😒 
sunday is the only day of the week there's not people over at our house 😒 
the fact that imessage is not working <<<<< 👎 😒 😠 
USERNAME d: ...... ojala ke se recupere luego tu dedito :3 
USERNAME USERNAME i know 😏 what can i say i'm naturally a bit curious .. and idiotic 😑 soo seriously , who is this clown ? 
i'm in an emoji mood 😋 😎 😐 😑 😏 😯 😼 
i'm too lazy to stay tomorrow ! -.- #mondayssuck dx 
future boyfrien d: i'd like an edible arrangement instead of flowers #youcanteatflowers 
USERNAME we will get through this 😢 we need to use basketball to enhance out friendship 😖 
USERNAME your going to blow a calf ? #pedifile #gross 
i have a headache 💊 😔 😒 . 🔫[bang bang] 
USERNAME make sure u being ur mommy with yu ;) ;) ;) 😏 😼 😏 😼 😏 😇 
i hate when people ask dumb ass questions . >_< 
haters gonna hate . but lets face it ... i'm better than that . 😏 
my grandmother is cutting onions for the softito and it’s killing us all . 😖 😖 😖 my eyess 
USERNAME thanks again for your #rockforkids giving tree/auction donation . the lucky winner was please d: 
i never knew water could taste that bad #gross #tastelikedirt #bdubs 
how do you block someone like so they can't call/text you 😒 
if anyone wants to hang feel free to hit me up , because i'm #boredaf 😒 
love working with the grimmiest people from west milford 😑 
one to manny with you is one less with her 😐 😯 
only thing i hate is not being able to download free music like why 😑 ”yes u can ... 😬 
i would stay in here and watch the game , but this guy has nott stopped staring at me since he walked in and he keeps mumbling shit ... 😐 
i'll show you mine if you show me yours 😏 
i thought it was just my imessage not working apparently everyones having this problem 😒 well then txt msg it is not like it made any diff 😕 
you look like a banan 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 
i miss hanging out with my best friend . 💔 😔 😖 
USERNAME i forgot to give you , your letter >.< ! 
some people deserve to get their ass whooped ! #senseless #egotistic #apprehensive #bitch 😏 
.... this is what i deal with USERNAME 😒 URL 
imma send u a sexy pict , to remind u wat u giving up 😏 😏 
work at 5:45am ....... looks like i'm sleeping early tonight👎 😢 😭 😖 
you guys are all gay USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😐 URL 
idk what else to get my lugnut for xmas 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME so kynkyn you tryna cheat on me ? you trying to ruin our happy home ? ! 😔 😒 😩😩😩😩 
USERNAME haha yaa ! that's why i've been so unlucky lately 😑 . i didn't even know you hated anyone ... lol 
>.< just got super tired out of no where wtf ! ! ! 
sometimes i know where i'm going in life , other times i feel like i'm just going with the flow . 😕 😒 
USERNAME i wil give you a ducking dime . ! ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME liz your taste buds just aren't as sophisticated as our northern ones 😏 
i just saw the most ignorant tweet i swear 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 
imessages is back back back tell a friend friend friend 😁 😏 ! ! ! ! 
so there's school tomorrow & i'm not excited .. 😒 
i swear nike is running out of color schemes for foamposites 😒 
i could only dream . “USERNAME derek dooley fire d: phil fulmer is tennessee's best move over jon gruden URL 
i prefer not to wear makeup , i feel fake with makeup on hahaha >.< 
i bet you know who doesn't have these headphones 😏 😂 😂 USERNAME URL 
hold it ... s/o to #ax ( the old 😏 ) @ at cuz apt URL 
USERNAME i love hcj so har d; ) have seen him perform 4 times;) #imadork 
83 different colleges emailing and mailing me i'm goin nuts i have 350 emails and 63 letters to go through right now 😣 😣 😣 😳 😳 
of course you would text me now that you're in town 😑 
USERNAME seriously though 😣 practice clearly doesn't make perfect because they keep hitting the wall next to the door ... 🔫 
i want someone to love the way edward loves bella in twilight😁 ☺ 😏 #oneday 
on tap now ! #p dx beergeeks #saraveza #beer @ saraveza URL 
i h8 when my patents get mad at each other and they're not even together 😒 
why do u guys have each others numbers anyway ? ! #mensos 😒 😒 
help me , i'm poor ! 😏 #crateandbarrel #handm #mac #starbucks #shopping #addict #psycho #i @ old town pasadena URL 
USERNAME well i was gonna bring you breakfast tomorrow but now you blew it . ✋ 😒 
this migraine can go away any time now ... #please 😣 
USERNAME haha yeh that's the jankiest walmart ever ... glad you're safe now though 😑 
USERNAME you know .. i wouldn't go that far 😏 #oncemeanalwaysmean 
USERNAME sent u a text testing my imessage but its still sending 😒 
i needd to get out of this house . :( #bored 
i feel like i am the only person not going home for thanksgiving ! 😖 😖 
USERNAME the same shellie hope all is goo d: ) 
"USERNAME not letting me talk: fine . but insulting & stereotyping me at the en d: unacceptable . USERNAME shouldn't represent cnn . 
people who complain about sink water lol <<< 😒 #stfu 
the effects of black ops 2 coming out ... 😒 
okay soo ive just filled myself enough to put me asleep #yuck 
USERNAME man ! ! ! i hate it when i do that ! ! we can always go back ! !lol 😏 😏 
USERNAME you're not gay . you're an angel . 😏 👼 
now i have to get ready to go to work 😬 😖 😫🔫 
i can definitely think back and name my number 1 dumbest mistake ever right now . 😒 #imissyou #myfault 
tired of being out on the roa d: gonna enjoy this moment being home 
USERNAME no cause they didn't let you on ! 😒 
this face d; looks like its taking a poop . 
USERNAME don't put it on twitter if you don't want people to get in it ryan . 😒 
in the past month it's been cool to see 4 of my 5 fav bands whether its just hangin out or playin & gettin to see USERNAME randomly 😏 
are all the iphones not working ? 😒 😁 😔 
da d: don’t worry , i’m not going to preach a sermon ! 
i miss my girlfriend ... oh wait i don't hve one 😂 😑 
holy fuck today was busy .. when's my next day off 😒 
USERNAME i was just about to tweet this 😒 lol 
it's ok colts . pull yourself together ! ! ! we stand in the good and the ba d: ) it's not about perfection , but giving the best you've got :) :) 
shieet USERNAME thinks i don't own her . little does she know i do 😏 
day 5 of israeli attack on #gaza : death toll rises to 72, 520 civilians wounde d; 4 children killed in israeli strike 
half of these people looking stupid , cause don't even know where to go 😒 😒 
guess what ? i don't give a fuck 😏 😏 😏 
that awkward moment when your boyfriend pays more attention to his new phone than you . 😒 hahaa 
USERNAME just bc i didn't give u the answer u wante d: ) 
this is not real d: it cant be over . i can't take this ! #freakingout 😖 
nahh boo i'm over you cause i text you but it wouldn't let me send it .. 😢 😞 😑 😒 
guess i'll start grocery shopping for my thanksgiving dinner now . 😔 😖 pray for me ... 🙏 #ihategroceryshopping 
"USERNAME photoset: rugbysockla d: sexy as fuck ! URL fantastic ! 
there's so many movies that i wanted to see , but never got to . now i have to wait so many months until they come out on dvd . 😑 
when people say go talk to your hoes -.- mf if i wanted to talk to them i wouldnt be talking to you >_< 
why is my imessage not working omg , apple stop fuckin w my iphone 😒 
my mom loves christmas music , me on the other hand .... no ! she is going to torture me with this crap . 😑 #saveme URL 
USERNAME yea i'm pretty sure anyone who has an iphone is experiencing technical difficulties 😏 aha 
i wouldn't be able to cheat on a girl for shit i would feel horrible after it like i would be so disgusted in myself >.< 
USERNAME my raiders fall again >.< .. fuck it . still got that #raidernation .. everyday is halloween ! 
anyone else's imessage still acting like a bitch ? ! 😒 
cat & i are like the only ones sitting in the front row of the theaters 😏 👏 
ten year ol d: were the beatles high when the wrote this song ? me: ... yes sweetie . #smh 
USERNAME well it's nice to know its not just mine 😒 
USERNAME - i was dead lookin for the shirt , and it's sold out everywhere 😒 
speed cameras vandalize d: two speed cameras were knocked over in silver spring late saturday night or early sunday ... URL 
late hits by joe giglio: stanfor d: props to the cardinal for saturday ? s 17-14 overtime win at oregon . without ... URL 
i can't text my best friend because imessage wanna be a bitch 😒 
at least 20 computers in the library open and this girl has to sit next me and talk loud as hell on the phone #isthisserious #cantfocus 😒 😠 🙅 
USERNAME ehh idk if i'd go that far ... that statement is quite preposterous to say the least . you know you want to though 😏 
USERNAME worst time o' the year to work there i swear 😩 you hear christmas music for 2 damn months straight 😒 #feelyourpain 
here at #sexapaloozap dx better hurry and get your spanks in ! 
USERNAME haha oh no i sing bad d= [ lol . but i wouldve made it cute;p 
USERNAME i have school the same time as you 😑 but since mom has to take kris to school at 5 maybe she'd let me stay the night ? 
so USERNAME is spending the night tonight . you know what that means 😏 
us101 / mesa r d; 1182-trfc collision-no inj; nov 18 2012 4:03pm [1] blu tk spun out poss hit the cd (121118my00548) 
i hate myself when i know i should absolutely not be complaining . 😣 🔫 
can't wait to go home and eat candy and icecream cause that's all i do when i'm upset/stressed is fucking eat haha blaah 😐 
85 more miles til cleveland .. ugh 😒 feel free to call and keep me entertained 
no one will ever get what really goes on in my head . not even i know half the time 😐 
i hope you don’t take this the wrong way , girl you look better with the lights off . 😏 
about to clean my room hate doing it when it's everyone's shit 😒 
on my weightloss blog trying to re-motivate myself .... 😒 
damn i always thought air was free till i bought these chips 😒 
#icu #iseeyou u ol thirsty niggah ... lol 😏 😑 i'm on ur followers lol @ legends barbershop URL 
really sorry for the sex related tweets guys ... its always kate 😑 
USERNAME pretty much . 😏 thanks for answering my call . 😠 
fuck them pink foams . ! ! ! 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME just saw now i see how you get all your quotes 😂 😏 
USERNAME and i literally have nothing better to do other than play with his cat . #bored 
USERNAME 😂 they probably just hate their family that's why they don't want to spend time with them , they rather be at school 😑 😑 😑 
seeing little kids smoking makes me sick and sad ! wtf are they thinking and i wonder if their parents know .. 😒 😠 
edelman is having the game of his life #nasty #patsnation 
USERNAME USERNAME i now right i just wish alex would leave me alone >.< 
literally gonna chop my hair all off . #hateit #tangles 
$29 left on my debit card well i guess my 8th grade graduation money wouldn't last forever 😐 
i can only dream . USERNAME derek dooley fire d: phil #fulmer is tennessee's best move over jon gruden URL #vols 
USERNAME lol you let syd poot on yo head 😏 💨 
what's the point in my imessage working if no one else's does 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME don't worry just looked at #indycolts score . your not the only one getting taken to school right now . #yuck . 
why do people hurt themselves by catching feelings quick and jump to say the word swear that's all my sis does is get heartbroken 😔 😒 
i am so mad at everybody who had littler ceasers tonight 😑 
we in the same house and she texting me a whole damn essay . my mama does the effin most ! 😒 
just touched down in conway , now i gotta get ready for practice 😒 😒 
as they think they are ! 😒 🙅🙅🙅 #haveaseat 💺💺💺 
USERNAME yeah i just gotta go to the secretary states office 😒 
i can doggy paddle in all kind of ways . 🎶 😏 
i don't wanna argue with you cause i want you , but you make it difficult sometimes .. 😔 😞 😣 
was just at giant eagle and didn't see USERNAME ..... 😒 
i am missing the beach & i live 15min away 😒 #throwback #summer #beach @ beach @ clarke URL 
USERNAME do what i texted you to do .... 😏 
hello twitter hive min d: can anyone give me some tips on where to get high quality personalised christmas stockings , either in to or online ? 
USERNAME s/o to you friend . missed you on the fiel d: ( 
USERNAME driving in the car with ben and were like wtf is that smell ..... next sign said ionia . 😒 😒 USERNAME tell shane that 😂 USERNAME 
rtUSERNAME important rea d: USERNAME on restarting u . s . small-business growth engine URL via USERNAME #flf 
i come to see my mom and she just talks on the phone the whole time 😒 
how is USERNAME chilling , watching dramas while i'm studying ? #changingplaces 😐 
out of the 5 ppl i randomly texted last night only USERNAME replied .. cuz he's awesome .. & my fav .. (prolly shouldn't tweet this) 😏 
if your in high school and the girl you fucking w wasn't born in the 90's you should just kill yourself honestly niggas have no standards 😒 
holy fuucckk .... just to add my my fucktacular day ... i missed the best game the cowboys had this season so far 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😤😤😤😤 #justkillme 
i hate when i'm upset and people ask me what's wrong . like get out of my face because i don't want to talk to you 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME it was between 1d and her ! i chose her because she hasn't had a 3-d concert/documentary yet ... d: 
my brother is feeding his girlfriend . who are you ? #yuck #barf 💩😷 going to be sick 
can't wait to get to the damn interstate .. 😒 😔 😒 
my da d: how old is taylor swift ? does she have a steady boyfriend ? didn't she write a song about john mayer ? he probably took her virginity 
USERNAME USERNAME shut up 😐 lol j_ _ _ jesus christ all dayy hahahaha 
USERNAME USERNAME soo your saying i'm a dog ? 😒 
USERNAME just because i'm tall ? no i didn't you fucker 😒 
going to the movies brings back memories that i do not want to think about . 😒 
we're open tomorrow ! "USERNAME doing any pre-thanksgiving prep ? one way to get ahea d: buy #wine now & start chilling the whites ! 
how the fuck did i get a huge bump on my head . 😣 
i have a twitter , facebook , & instagram . what tf you mean 😑 😳 
i make a lot of things more difficult for myself then they need to be 😒 
USERNAME ahaha >.< omg lol i don't know what to say o; 
girls never fail to amaze me how shallow you can be . 😒 👎 
i'm so bored right now i feel like i'm watching paint try 😑 
seriously , who even buys twinkies ? they are #disgusting . #hostess 
ill @ all you bitches if that's what you want . i didn't do anything wrong . 😏 #suckstosuck 
USERNAME nope ! i didn't do that ! why does facebook do this to me 😒 😒 
USERNAME lol i know the songs and they stay in my head throughout the day & she makes me dance with her . 😐 
falling asleep with my contacts in is the worst <<<< 😒 👎 
for my friend USERNAME ... preserve me , o go d: for in thee do i put my trust . -psalm 16:1” 
USERNAME yep i pretty much noticed that and i followe d: ) 
goin in 2 work tomah on my off day 😒 
just love how people think hockey is the most popular sport with the most fans , but soccer is more popular and has more fans then hockey . 😏 
USERNAME shoot yourself in the face ! ! ! ! 😒 🔫 
my parents always say to each other when they want a green tea latte from starbucks 😒 
i hate when people take forever to text me back especially when i wanna talk to em 😒 
you could have just said no instead of not texting back . #rude #no doesn't hurt my feelings . 
unexpected fin d: beautiful pic of gloria estefan in downtown chicago @ instituto cervant @ millennium centre URL 
germ central ... (at playdate p dx ) — URL 
i don't feel like going to school tomorrow . 👎 😣 
i hate waterproof mascara , it's hard to take off >.< 
oh god i drank way too much coffee . i feel sick . d: 
USERNAME USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 and i quote 
USERNAME i mean shit , if it wasn't a school night . 😒 
so jealous of springfield having off this whole week 😒 
we play it in 4th block unfortunately USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😒 URL 
patrick watson @ mission theater p dx @ mission theater & pub URL 
i feel bad for the people who actually care because i must seem like a no fuck giving ass hole to you but eh i don't care 😏 
i'm suppose to be cleaning my room but instead i'm laying down scrolling through my tl >.< smh 😔 
aww , but i'm in dc honey ... so who hangin with ? 😏 
when we say the same fuckin shit 😑 ✋ URL 
the amount of hours i can sleep is ridiculous ... i would never be awake if that was acceptable 😒 😴 
do you think you guys are cute ? because you're not . let's be real . 😒 ✋ 
someone text me . #bored this long ass drive <<<<< 
this sucks so bad ! ! 😏 🔫🏈👎 #patriots shane vareen adds insult to injury , tacks on another touchdown . new england now leads #colts 59-24.” 
i'm trying to decide if imma really stay up till midnight for this preorder of USERNAME then work 8-5 tomorrow . hmm 😑 
got my outfit down packed . can't wait for thanksgiving . gonna look cutee 😏 😁 
also i was asked for a picture and i posed then the cameraman started taking pictures of my feet #eww #freaked 
perks of having a little sister ? she drops glitter all over your room 😑 ✨ 
needs something to get my mind off things . 😒 
second thing i missed the most besides my be d: my comforter . 
USERNAME man why you take a ugly photo of her ? trifallin' ! >_< lol 
the shining until then . this movie gets me everytime 😖 
i need more people to snapchat lol i only have like 3 people 😣 
lawrence expy / kifer r d; 1182-trfc collision-no inj; nov 18 2012 4:09pm [1] whi ford fus vs blk bmw sd - both vehs on rhs (121118gg01580) 
hesperian blvd / lewelling blv d; 1179-trfc collision 1141 enrt; nov 18 2012 4:04pm [1] veh vs ped (121118gg01564) 
USERNAME i saw him . i had no idea he was so tall . d: 
what do you do when the library bathroom no longer has sinks ..... #gross 
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guess ill just do my other workout now since i can't fall asleep 😒 
plugged my phone in to charge & it wasn't plugged in the outlet 😑 
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frien d: yeah im taking her out for some sex . i mean dinner ! 
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USERNAME yes matt . i was like wtf . i think he thinks he still has a chance with me . like fuck off . & he called me an owl d: 
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my dad just gave me a speech on how i don't act like a son and don't respect him or anything .... weirdest shit i've ever heard . #weirdo 😒 
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my mom doesn't want to go watch twilight with me 😒 
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still gonna find a way to get drunk with my buddy corina 😏 
tamia and oomf needa hush on here with this stuff 😒 😒 
that's like saying white girls say blow jobs and black girls say head ..... uh naww . it's head . 😒 
USERNAME really ? gosh hahaha , that's my middle name which no one knows 😏 it's yinnon 
tryin 2listen 2 USERNAME ' hubby have a meetin bout bktball but USERNAME USERNAME and kayla won't shut up . #rude 
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USERNAME no girl ! i threw up 3x today 😣 i couldn’t keep anything down 
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i need to be alone 😔 ... bitch dont kill my vibe 😒 " 
#oomf is never open with his feelings to me . i have to guess . i tell him everything 😑 😒 
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actually sports don't determine what species you are . so you'd probably still be human . 😏 
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USERNAME i just wasted like , 2 minutes of my life 😒 
school tomorrow >.< trust nd believe i don't wanna be bothered , don't even bother talking to me cus i'm not gunna respond . 
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stuffing my face with dulce de leche cheesecake .. remembering i bought skinny jeans 😒 
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wasn't paying attention and accidentally put $50 in my mom's car instead of $20 ... i blame twitter 😣 
i want to see #oomf before i leave for thanksgiving break .. but i really dont see that happening 😒 
i'm single but #oomfs owns my heart , they just don't know it yet 😏 
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i love the fact that my teacher canceled class . this 5 day weekend is awesome . 😏 
USERNAME i know i know 😣 she looks ugly now . 
if we can take anything away from this game , it's that dx is a fantastic option in the passing game when healthy . 
ready for the weekend and the week hasn't even started 😒 
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bella is so scared . she's hiding under my bed 😒 
this bitch really got on the elevator to go up 2 floors ... 😑 😠 👊💢 
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thought this guy was cute until he opened his mouth ... and that is why i don't like frat boys 😒 
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i always feel sad inside when i hear that .. 😐 
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i hate being home , i'm always so bored 😑 
great wkd ... ending it perfectly w/a bottle of white , a nice dinner , steelers & ravens .... & grading papers 😣 not really liking that last part 
i just said .. then quickly ran to the bathroom & shoved my toothbrush down my throat 😒 #abbrevs #justnotmystyle 
USERNAME lmao all the stories you told me last night >>> 😂 😏 
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i want snakebites ! ! ! ! ! ! >.< 
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i only watched like 1 minute of liam's twitcam >.< and then he went offline 
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i remember bringing girls here in middle school just to make out hahaa . 😏 #memories #timeflys 😐 
how the fuck can i enjoy this when all i can hear is the sound of you chewing #disgusting 
i have 92 followers . what is this madness . who the actual fuck thinks i'm interesting d: 
i really miss sophomore year ... this year is better thoo 😏 
train is about to depart . thank you #p dx and USERNAME for a great weekend ! 
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USERNAME sorry i can't hear you from the bottom of the score board 😏 
this girl put me in this horrible mood and now i just wanna be a bitch to her now but i can't cause that ain't who i am >.< 
aka probate tonight .. in the room doing cal work 😒 
everything was perfect up until your old you came back , now everything is gone 😐 
havent dropped my iphone yet 😁😁 , i know tge day will come 😒 
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every time i take this i get sick to my stomach 😒 
i go to visit nick at work & his manager goes in the back and tells him 😑 
USERNAME doesn't love us cuz we white ! .... USERNAME 😒 
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spotte d: gold digger searching for her knight in shining armani in gate 91. 
nigga you know you didn't have a choice to be that 😒 
don't really know what i should do .. that's a long time 😭 😥 😫 😣 😞 😭 😭 
i know a lot of things ... but i don't say anything i just keep it to myself 😏 
finally off work , now time to do homework 😒 
i go from 😒 to 😤 to 😢 then back to 😒 
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getting halfway to where ur going and realizing u have a hole in ur pants 😑 
if it sees in you the things i do 😏 
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lloy d: ... did you pay the gas bill ? ..... do you realize what you've done ? 
USERNAME did you see the little surprise that was left in your hood ? 😏 
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idk if i really like my hair like this 😒 
wish we had the whole week off ! ! 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm not she is .. forget her 😒 
when my parents talk to me my face is like 😑 
sorry if you felt personally victimized by my texts/tweets last night . 😑 
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soo , i think i'm going job hunting again 😒 lol 
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rainy weather didn't stop our dui arrests this weeken d: 10 so far , including a 19 year old . designate a sober ride tonight ! 
guys playing c . o . d and don't ask if i wanna play #rude 
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i don't even want to go to school tomorrow , but im only going for the entertainment 😏 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME and twitterless jenna - i miss y'all so much it hurts . d: 
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USERNAME that's why she is our bestfriend 😂 😂 silly bitch 😏 
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i don't feel like writing about this stupid ass topic 😒 at least it's the last one i have to write ! >>>> #yay 😃 
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USERNAME is a nasty trashy skank . #realtalk #disgusting piece of shit . 
the law says that you cannot touch☝ but i think i see alot of law breakers here 😏 
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i haven't done any homework in like over a week . and i have so much for tomorrow but i just don't feel like doing it . ahh >.< 
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im sick and the steelers uniform is making me sicker . #ew #fashionpolice 
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USERNAME why thank you ! ! idkk which one to do ! ! dx 
sometimes i wish imessage wouldn't say when the other person read your message and you know they're ignoring you . 😒 😣 📱 
i am so proud of danielle right now . not only did she nail her piece , but she had no sheet music & her piece was also the most advanced . 😏 
the grinch theme song was playing in the c-store . i'm not ready . i haven't put up the tree yet . d: 
during this time of the year i wish we didn't have school , or i was going to sac . i love being with my family and at home nov and dec 😖 😔 
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trying to figure out why USERNAME been avoiding me the last couple of days . 😏 😔 
USERNAME yeah , he didnt reply but read it 😑 
it doesn't even feel like tomorrow is my birthday .... 😪 😔 😒 
madea: are you finna preach reverend ? reveren d: yea , i feel like i have a word from the lord . madea: *church finger , exits stage* 
bet you thought i'd never find out , cause you think you're so clever . 😏 🐺 
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need to be getting in the shower but i feel even sicker when i stand up . 😒 
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soon as i was going to sleep my mom came in my room 😑 
USERNAME you are the good ki d: ) i'm the one telling you 
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my mom said he has to be ride when he decides to get his license bc she doesn't wanna take me places anymore #toughlovr 😒 
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USERNAME 😒 guessing you didnt save any samples for me either 
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i'm in love with you and it hurts to know that you moved on with a different person 💔 😣 
*pandora playing* in my hea d: domino better not play next . pandora: i'm feeling sexy and free ! me: oh my god ! ! 
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USERNAME your cat is a whore ! ! .. says my cat/kitten/her daughter .. 😼 🙀 😾 
i wish the patriots played the damn falcons . 😒 
i don't like when people stare at me . 😒 
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ugh i just fell asleep and i got woken up to wash the dishes 😑 
1-6 i check my phone finally and have 30 messages from my ex cause i won't right him back 😒 😞 kay ... 
USERNAME is a lagger ! she's probably too busy being obsessed with taylor swift 😏 
she be wantin to fight me , jus to get close to me 😏 
when your friends comment or like your ex , bf/gf or the person you love's photo without ever meeting or conversing them 😒 i will cut you 🔪 
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of course USERNAME would be doing a twitcam when im at the movies >.< urrghh 
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i swear to god , the biggest turn off is a girl that smokes . 😣 
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#oomf fraudin yo she not even gonna txt back . 😒 
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i'm gonna have so much work for school 😒 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME you both have an interesting conversation going on there 😏 
USERNAME i'm so glad i've been with you all weeken d: ) 
that awkward moment when a guy says he's beat that pussy ... #ew #gtfo #youshouldbothbeembarrassed 
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laundry , packing , two classes , and then im home boun d: ) 
i called her a dumb bitch . but not to her face though 😐 
annoyed would pretty much describe it right now . 😒 #toolong 
my phone literally took like 5 hours to chargee ! >.< december hurry up ! i want my new phone already ! ! ! ! 
spotte d: french bulldogs admiring their own precious reflection . @ citipups URL 
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USERNAME lol yeah you right you can just come to bowie instea d: ) 
that's stupid having to go to school for 2 days 😒 
idk why my mom has to talk to the whole congregation bfor we leave church 😐 
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USERNAME u gave me a weird look first ! otherwise i would of been nice about it .-.-u hardly even know me so u can't be making inferences ☺ 😒 
USERNAME i mean like hey 😒 i txt u lol or did u mean a guy lmao 
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done stayed over an hour longer at work ... 😒 
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the song reminds me of leonardo dicaprio .. but now he's old >.< 
te dx tijuana (past) revise d: tijuana , mexico — thu nov 15 at 08:00 #te dx tijuana URL 
it smells like rotten eggs😪 who the heck farted in this carr 😖 
i feel awful .. better not be having spells again 😒 
not when this 45 yr old lady tryna mack at me ! 😖 😷 
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USERNAME he's like i don't what you're talking about 😒 😒 lol ya ok 
son of the year right here , y'all . 😏 @ addison , al URL 
way to play both sides of the field 😏 👍 
well looks like i taking a trip to apple tomorrow ... 😒 
to my bestfrien d: for all the times i never said the things i should have , i thank you for all the times you understood . 
when i know i need to get up & do something my body just feels 10 times heavier #dontwanttomove 😣 
my heart is not ready for this football game . 😬 😣 😰 
USERNAME wants me to kill myself . ! ! d: 
cant wait to go sit in the library all night tonight 😒 
still feeling like shit .. ughh - hate this #miserable #someonehelp 😖 😫 
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USERNAME you told me last time remember ! omg ! >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME haha as much as i want too i'm passin on it 😒 
but i have no idea what to do for it 😒 #needideas 
it's soo cold . wish i had a snuggle buddy . 😒 
after the grey cup mt USERNAME critical things USERNAME and i should have discussed b4 we got marrie d: dates the christmas lights go up 
ugh , paul , why do you have to be so stupid ? 😒 
USERNAME i'm getting a zip when i go down . 😏 
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USERNAME he would paraphrase sunset blv d: the wars got smaller ... 
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USERNAME what wad the post about . ? ! ? ! ? ! >.< 
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😐 i don't like this song usher is opening the ama's with 
that sound by j . holiday . - babe's jam this weekend ! 😏 URL 
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i already know what i'm getting melodie and alexis 😏 
why is my mom so gorgeous and i look like this . ? 😩 😒 
da d: what did she do ? put her finger in a socket ? #nickiminaj #amas 
USERNAME only on boys .. unless its jr king .. #ew #kidding 
USERNAME too bad i just left lake mary to go back to gainesville 😑 
when rachet girls comment on my statuses . <<< 😖 😒 😣 
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USERNAME USERNAME haha you get all the credit ! 😏 
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about to take me a long hot bath , i didn't get any sleep last night 😒 
if this bitch dont call baack immaa be supeer angry >.< 
i hate the way i think about stuff 😣 .. #smh 
#lrt well first its: the weeknd** && secon d: he isn't 
USERNAME 😑 don't call me that u got my number . 
i'm just saying .. but there are some attractive girls at graves county . 😏 
i swear i get a headache everyday at the same time .. that lasts until i got to bed 😑 
why is this nigga still on my background 😒 😂 
lance say he coming over wen he make it back from where ever he at 😒 
ugh ! hate wen i see this on my ipo d: / URL 
i wonder if any of my teachers taught terrell suggs 😏 
why do i have an exam , presentation , and a paper this week when there's only 2 days of classes . 😒 🔫 
ugh this dude was just standing outside digging in his pants ... #gross #getouttamyface 
well , i guess it's time to take this big ass pill 😩 😖 😣 
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people i haven't seen in a grib USERNAME & USERNAME 😑 fake niggas 
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USERNAME right ! ugh just gotta make it thru some rough few months of winter 😒 
why wont #oomf just be mine . seriously . >_< 
people putting up christmas trees and thanksgiving hasn't even passed 😣 
i do not wanna go to fucking school this week , omg ... 😒 😒 😒 
i liked dub better when high schoolers weren't at the shows .... 😒 
if you get a tattoo , get one that has meaning to it . not because 'you're living your life to the fullest' 😒 
USERNAME girl im skr8 ! yo phone stiff xfucke dx upp ? 
the bf wants me to stay up until 11 or until he gets home tonight ... da fuck he thinks i is ? ! i could seriously sleep right now ! #sleep ! 😴 😖 
ready for something fun tonight ! ! did nothing today 😑 😏 
USERNAME true .. i've been dying to go but nobody with it to go to the city unless its for froyo 😒 
USERNAME it's not that bad ! give it a try 😏 
USERNAME 😂 😂 ! ! wonder wat kia doin ? wonder wea kia at ? is all u worry bout , i adore 😏 
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my brother USERNAME gets way too excited when gangnam style starts playing 😒 
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USERNAME i do have high standards but i guess i can make an exception just this once 😏 megann_white original right ? 
in the newest up d8 (spoilers ! ) gamzee dies ... little shit deserved it . #homestuck 
no mom and dad i didn't have plans that i told you about it's okay you don't have to come home or anything 😒 👎 
don't know if i'm going in the right direction 😒 #confused 
just had dinner with my boo 😏 #lol #jk #foreveralone #buddha #rubthebelly #pho #dinner @ pho 54 URL 
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yeah usher is hot & all but he sounds like shit right now 😒 
coffee time ! but i am not sure why this place is named 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 @ terminal 4, concourse c URL 
just realize d: while spelling out popeye's on my phone , the font i chose is the same for their logo . no wonder why i like it ... #noms 
i was #bored and i #tried to make #thanksgivingnails . 😄 it looks #horrible , i know . 🙈 @ edinburg , va URL 
let me take my exit before somebody be mad at me 😑 
this boy just asked me to make time with him umm no boy idk you ! >.< 
USERNAME not fired lol just don't like it already 😒 
can't believe i just gave USERNAME salt instead of sugar . can't believe i drank a cup of it too . #ew #gross 
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school sounds awful tomorrow . so so tired . 😐 
USERNAME yeah , this slut over hurr strippin' in front of me 'nd shit . 😒 
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seriously , having your 15yr old daughter get botox is extremely fucked up . i hate this show sometimes . #bigrichtexas #disgusting 
mom won't make me no cookies , so ill make them my self 😒 ✋ 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 😒 no like really why are u 😐 😂 
yes , i've change d; pain does that to people . 
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USERNAME i know :) :) :) me either ! ! so excite d: ) 
: black girls twerk , hispanic girls hip roll , indian girls belly dance , & white girls ...... watch . USERNAME i watch 😒 fml 
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diamon d: what's up lil man ? lil man: what's up ? this dick lol -the players club 
i just got pissed off just that quick 😖 😖 😖 😖 
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this has to be the worst practice i've ever had . 😐 🔫 
USERNAME dont worry theres enuff krysten to go around 😏 
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my dad speeding so he can get home in time for the game <<< 😒 
USERNAME southern hoodie , pj pants , & moccasins .. all totally unplanned #fml #bestfriendproblems 👎 😒 URL 
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well i eat all that shit daily and my ass still ain't fat . so fuck them scientific facts . lying ass dickheads 😒 
idk if it's just me , but whenever someone sets the bible figures out for christmas decorations , it tempts me to take the baby jesus . 😎 😏 😇 
hmm i think i'd rather be around a screaming baby then my asshole uncle 😒 #heslike32 #juggaloser 
im home & have yet talked to my twin USERNAME solid 😒 ✌ 
yes you are right . all guys are dicks and that's because they have one 😒 so they can be one . #notreallythough 
can't be to describing in this love sonnet cause bitches ganna get the wrong idea 😒 
dx mn soo it is true . no wonder his asz got mad . smmfh ! 
i need batteries for my wii controller ! ima die ! d: 
i should stop watching this shyt ! omg ✋ 😭 😩 😖 
when people say hahaha . like no . 😒 #subtweet 
well i'm back at this place called job corp 😏 hot bath , eat nd go to bed 
te dx youthUSERNAME (past) revise d: san diego , california , united states — sun nov 18 at 08 :3 0 URL 
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listening to bone thugs and blazin wit my babe 😄 😑 
USERNAME kmsl .. we was thuggin' w/ our flip phones ! sendin them fw d: and shxt 
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i have so many questions that i wanna ask , but if i did people would think i was the stupidest person on the planet ! 😏 😔 
been at work all day all i wanna do is take a hot ass bath and go to sleep .. ion feel good at all ! 😖 
USERNAME don't give me shit for goin to sleep at 9 when you just tweeted that 😒 
my dog acts like we don't feed him . 😒 
i hate when people call me babe or baby . 😒 
the love of my life lives over the bridge from me 😑 i wish i was able to fly over 💔 
well ... i came out to my dads house to watch revenge and its not even on . 😒 
going home for the weekend was such a tease #missit 😐 
USERNAME and i had no wait at melt 😏 😋 
nightfall on benedict canyon . 😏 🌳🌙🌌 @ beverly hills URL 
if justin beiber sweeps this whole award show .. i will be pissed . #annoying #ew 
giving someone another chance is like giving them another bullet because they missed the first time 😐 
i hate the fact that i have to dress up nice for the field trip tomorrow 😒 
i'm mentally , physically , emotionally , completely drained ... 😒 😔 
jesus christ idk who's more annoying at this point .. justin bieber or taylor swift 😑 USERNAME #ama 
USERNAME what was that other one ? i forgot >.< 
i wonder what USERNAME would think if i did release it >_< 
why you suckn ya teeth cause i can't be where you want ? ! 😏 😏 
USERNAME congrats on the award babe . you'll be getting some extra special loving tonight 😏 
thanks dad , i guess i'll just stay in & watch the wizard of oz 😒 
USERNAME bieber gets an ama ? wow ... horrible outfit and hair . hopefully you're watching this ... since you love him . #yuck #hater 
USERNAME USERNAME that tweet wasn't for you mary ! ! like gtfo go do laundry or some other nerd thing 😒 😁 
this is for all you haters ................ justin beiber shut your mouth . 😒 
i need to clean my room , task for the night 😒 
USERNAME are you talking about the volume v of gas when heate d: pv = nrt , where t = temp ? or are you asking about something else ? 
USERNAME USERNAME someone's a sassy 😺 😼 .... you know what would fix that ? kittens #anotherdrugrefrence 
my hair is so sticky ... i was eating my ice cream like an animal and got honey and shit all in my hair 😒 🙆 #fatgirlprobz 🍦🍧 
i want it to be february . it's a good month . 😏 😊 🎉 
USERNAME remember when you had that anorexic ass refrigerator but still offered me something to drink ? 😒 i do .. 
katy was talking to me in that tweet .. i think ! 😒 
da d: who's that me: justin bieber . dad : he is the queerest little boy i have ever seen 
knew this was going to be a stressful week , ticked that it has already started 😖 
USERNAME i have a lot more to say . but yeah that was on my mind . >.< 
the wizard of oz is on , fuck yeah 😏 
justin bieber 😣 😣 😣 why are you wearing a outfit from hell 
already had a bad day then i lose my id 😒 k 
USERNAME ty ! we should have left sooner (i kept dawdling) but my hubby didn't tell me till after that we can't put chains on this car d= 
USERNAME USERNAME ok i was being sarcastic relax bitch 😏 call me tho ! 
ugh when i am high i can't read anything , everything is so blurry 😖 
oakland bound ... (@ portland international airport (p dx ) w/ 22 others) URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME its bre >_< ughh *ruins the moment * 
my grandpa still calls me a princess ! he is just soo sweet . i will never be too old to be called that ! 😏 👸 
smh at USERNAME & USERNAME for playing those games and putting beer tabs in my back pocket when i wasn't paying attention 😏 
i'm trying to listen to some taylor swift & my mom is going to turn it to 92.1 😒 
everybody is buying puppies got me feeling left out 🐶 😔 😒 
ugh to the public reading this tweet i do not want the bereh . 😒 😷 
USERNAME no i will have to text you it because it discloses some of my followers names 😑 
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say thats your bitch but nigga we did extra 😏 
USERNAME you guys argue to much 😒 so you and roberto did work today . 
USERNAME seriously ! ! when did he get so cocky ? #ew #nomorebieberfever 
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it should not take this long to go through a little town 😒 
no love allowed . 😒 @ the westin park central , dallas URL 
USERNAME now ? i can't lol and shut up i went easy on you 😒 
should have the seen the riffraff that were the umd fans at the ralph this weekend . #disgusting #bunchofhosers 
damn why do i got every light on in my apartment like i don't pay the bill 😐 
i am beyond irritated right now . 😒 😤 😡 
USERNAME awe thanks love , you too ! & don't even remind me . 😒 hanging out asap , promise ! #loveyou 
USERNAME i lied 😣 i didn't buy u need to 😏 
USERNAME lol yeah i know me too ... 😒 👋 
USERNAME we could still do all of that ! just on the weekends 😣 
why is there commercials when awards are on you make me mad 😣 
the baby is screaming , the door knob fell off , and here i am on my phone not doing anything watching everyone 😏 #lazylife 
USERNAME i've got the perfect adventure for us to go on after school tomorrow 😏 
how i used to type on facebook when i first got it 😑 #why 
so really that's how we do though . i'm starting to think twice about you 😒 
last time i checke d: we was in high school ... 
USERNAME oh my gosh tom you're gonna give me nightmares d: 
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USERNAME that's what i'm saying ! it's retarded ! ! ! 👎👎👎👎 😒 🔫 
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USERNAME USERNAME that was his whole purpose; to derail #olitz . once fitz makes up his min d; that it cont .. 
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so i saw breaking dawn part 2 today . i freaked out at the end >.< 
if taylor wins female country artist , i might cry . you are not country . 😒 
idk i think i might just have to take that l , cause im not sure the odds are in my favor at the moment >.< 
the arkells are pretty goo d; great harmonics and guitar riffs ! #lights930 
this child screams 😒 ... at least she trying . smh 
i hate when i'm being nice people think i'm being a bitch 😒 
if taylor swift wins country female , i'm gonna gag . 😒 #amas 
the hell ? ? ? ? i'm glad i asked i was gone get my ass left 😒 
someone should text me .. it's going to be a long trip . 😒 
i dont wana go another dayy; so im telling u exactly wut is on my min d; seems like everybody is breaking up . 
USERNAME i know right ! just sucks lol oh well nothing we can do about it . just say fuck em 😏 🙅 
USERNAME ahh , there is no more >.< lol xd 
you change d; not me . your loss; not mine . 
i barely get to even see you 😑 that's a bitch huh ? 
beautiful worl d: : when life is golden a your hair turns silver 
i hate wearing so much makeup idk how some girls do it >.< 
annoyeed w| people who lag like its a freakin sport 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME i did ! he was out server but then we moved to the high top table to watch the game and got someone diff . 😐 
fw d: listening to some smooth jazz in the mean time 
ap bio test tomorrow , and i sit next to valentin . i'm fucked . 😣 
USERNAME you guys did it too , and because you guys argue and refs don't like that shit so they get sick of it and go with us 😏 
USERNAME i ain't heard from u all weeken d: ( 
fuck my life i failed my mystery shopper and sadly my general managers going down with me 😕 i feel bad for her more than myself . 😣 
USERNAME thanks 😊 glad you had a great time 😏 🙌 
since we don't have gas at all i think we should be able to get off work early ! #fuckthis #bs 😒 
nick sai d: what kinda case is that ? it's for iphone ? oh shit i thought that was your sister . lmao #dead 
wish i could be watching holiday in handcuffs right now but government is overtaking my life . 😖 #sadtweet 
i thought taylor swift wasn't country anymore ? ! ? 😒 😒 😒 
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congrats to USERNAME for getting into her number one ! 🙋 #raisetheroof 👐✋👏😁🎊 this is cause for celebration USERNAME 😏 
blaring lana to drown out the people playing green day in the dorm room next to me .. 😒 
my mom's phone call interrupted my pll episode . 😒 it'll take a while before i get over this .. 
😒 it sucks when u let yo guard down and then u get played 
country female artist awar d: USERNAME yayayayy ! ! #americanmusicawards 
peyton manning's broncos bury chargers to take distant afc west lea d: for the second consecutive season , the denver ... URL 
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reason #456 of how i know i'm moms favorite chil d: brings food to work . USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
USERNAME i wanna smoke 😒 did angel text you ? 
hahaha .... some nasty ass ice cream ... : #yuck USERNAME URL 
home for the holidays . @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
USERNAME lol i get the ... (with the nevermind 😐 face) haha #wtf 
USERNAME lmao if i had something to tell you , i woulda told you already 😏 
USERNAME nigga y'all be gaming hard af lol 😑 💿 
USERNAME it's so sad . i'm literally going to die over christmas break . d: 
i'm actually going to take time outta my night to watch the steelers game , only because ben isn't playing 😂 #despisethesteelers #yuck 😷 
“USERNAME i don't like when people stare at me . 😒 
my sister is 4 years old an is getting am xbox , wtf 😒 
it aint no dx xmn 9 days till christmas tf ? 
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svu and analysis tonight . this week is gonna be rough . i need something to look forward to ..... 😒 😁 
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steelers makin' bumble bees look bad & shiit 😐 🐝 
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life's a bitch that's why niggas take it for grante d; just like niggas take bitches for granted . 
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shots of tequila with USERNAME dad after a long day full of surprises 😏 
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😣 thanks to my boyfriend and refusing to get gas we are stuck at gillette stadium . 
driving in the mountains is giving me a damn headache .. ugh 😣 
my mama told me wait til after graduation to get all my piercings cause they're trashy 😒 
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playing jokes on jordan's mom telling her that her sons knee is backwards and he's in the hospital apparently isn't funny . 😐 
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brooke is really importing 3,000 pictures on my laptop ? 😑 USERNAME 
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being a totally awesome friend and going to see breaking dawn pt 2. i'm oh so excited #whyme 😭 😐 
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USERNAME mama made that margarita and patron and cranberry and orange pineapple juice alcohol drink again 😏 
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watching new moon , reading fifty shades free d: i'd say my night is full of some helpless romance #aintmadatit 
so you can like my picture but you can't text me ? 😒 #annoyed 
everytime i walk into target for one thing , i walk out with bags 😒 
p dx >>> den ... @ portland international airport (p dx ) URL 
everything you did and everything you sai d; now im sitting here looking like damnn ! 
never thought i could write a shittier paper than this . 😒 🔫 
oomf forced it the other day , you didn't have to text me that . knowing id get upset . 😑 
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the album USERNAME made of me 😏 secret pictures . 
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why did you eat his face ? ! ? ! ? ! dx 
#internship #job in #baltimore , m d: english , creative writing , editing (erotic fiction ... at spice fiction URL 
i dont drink or smoke yet my momma dont trust me >.< 
the fact that i have to do my hair after i shower everyday makes me want to shave my head 😒 💇 
i still need to do laundry .... and it's a lot of effin clothes 😒 👎 
foo every time i go on her page i get mad .. 😒 
lol . tired of giving people who don't give a fuck the time of day . that's about to change 😏 
the steelers tried to sign dennis dixon this week but the ravens did 😒 😒 
when people imitate skittles-_- ... red weave , multi-colored nails , and yellow teeth . #ratchet #disgusting #gohome #notcute 
gotta pick out wat i'm gonna where tomorrow #shirt &tie #hateit #formygame 
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holding on to something that's already gone 😔 😞 😣 
nadinejoy14 got to experience anthem tonight and drink real coffee . ☕ (photocre d: @ @ anthem coffee and tea URL 
#donttextmeif if you're gonna take all day to text back . 😒 
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USERNAME this is such a frightening song to quote . d: 
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you bitched at me because i when in reality i didn’t do that and you were the one that played me . 😒 
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USERNAME i need to get to 1,000 tweets tonight ! it's game time 😏 
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USERNAME 😒 lol okay . i don't think i should tell you 
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my manager just accidentally punched me in the face . #bruising #nbd 😒 
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USERNAME USERNAME practice is always good til someone whispers 😏 
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USERNAME it's night time and i still know how to type . im not that dumb . 😏 #getoffme 
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i haven't talked to my dad for like 3 months already . 😒 
USERNAME got followe d: ) thanks for the follow . 
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pregaming my 9 o'clock bedtime with some nyquil . being home is soo wild 😒 
life can be fun and full of happy things but you'd have to deal with the hard shit first 😒 
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marsh be saying he miss me when he know he don't mean it . 😒 
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USERNAME hating on my rap game and then calling me gross 😑 
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USERNAME chicken and biscuits ! it was so good d: 
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4 yr ol d: touchdown barry b . benson ! #steelers vs #ravens #snf 
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alexus messed up my tweeting streak , 😒 thanks a lot . 
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USERNAME no i'm too scared ! should i ? 😳 😣 
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here come all the texts from my stoopid friends who choose to root for bumblebees . 😒 
can't believe me and diesel just got called homos . #rude #getreal 
eww dnt say that 😖 thats a dumb word ! 
resolve d: the worst dressed people at the amas look better than the steelers in their bumblebee throwback jerseys . agree or disagree ? 
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ay el pobre indio after he fixed the niggas hand 😂 😒 
laundromat close d: doing wash in the tub . USERNAME USERNAME 
already with the anxiety 😖 this is going to be a longg game 
now back to the awards , do y'all see what nicki minaj is wearing ? ! 😡 😡 😡 😒 😒 😒 
nicki with this big ass bush on her head 😖 😖 😖 😖 
keyon really like 2 pieced me when he left ! i wanna fight >_< 
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s/o to USERNAME for being super pretty 😏 andd for being one of my favorite upper classmen ! and for being soo funny ! 
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USERNAME so u can tweet but not return my phone call 😒 
i've been with my neice for too long today ! d; 
i really wanted to get wasted with my bestfriends when i got home .. but their all pregnant .. #exceptsteph 😒 👶💦🍼 
USERNAME omg i didn't know they were brother and sister . d: 
this might be crazy but i'm not that big of nicki minaj 😒 drake should of won . 
cbs 60 minutes on now ! -> everything behind the michigan football majesty we be hol d; ) #goblue 
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, ii asked him wat he doinn he gone say he beating his dick lol ( #eww ) 
dear lord help me now , my grandmother is on my nerve #omg 😒 
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forest green and a hint of sparkly for the holidays ! #midgethands #bored @ howzer house URL 
there uniforms has to be the most ugliest things ! ! ! ! 😐 🐝👎 
bcs standings: 1st: #nd . 2n d: #alabama . 3r d: #georgia . 4th: #fla . 5th: #oregonducks . uhhahh 
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how you've been in school since you were like 3 & still don't know the difference between you're & your , weather & whether , then & than 🙅 😂 😒 🙏 
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-__- i don't even think it's going to happene d: ( 
ke$ha is performing on the amas USERNAME figured you needed to know 😏 
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i'm just picturing christmas morning at the kardashian household in my head ..... 😒 
#bored #hungry ... hmm what should a brotha eat for dinner 
of course it was austin that hack my account 😏 i know him so well 
😑 i can't even enjoy my lil break cause i have to work 
that moment when you eat soo much that you loosen your belt 😏 
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some of the things girls post ....... wtf . sluts . 😒 
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the awkward moment when a customer assumes my dad is my bf <<< #eww #stfu 😖 😤 
lol everyone was talking about leggings then my mom came into my room & brought me some new ones d; 
😑 😒 canes an footlocker and soccer practice <<< 😭 😭 😭 no lil time for myself 
internet not working . yeea i didn't want to study anyway .. 😑 
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if u would have told me during .. mayb i would have took u bit morw serious & stayed intereste d; cant stand those types 
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today's going on forever , it's only 5:43 pm d: can it just be over with today ? 
i swear she's a lesbian , like really ? we all know who you love .. 😒 
USERNAME don't act like you don't know 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 👭 
i can't even watch teen mom because i hate children so much #gross #anxiety #stopcrying 
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never mind . i take it back . #heisback 😒 
ugh damn mr . l ! ! ! i can't finish gatsby ... i don't like it 😩👎 😒 
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mami cooked . we ate . went to orange leaf . we ate . now we got chipotle &he wants me to eat >___< i'm so full d; 
i seriously need to get out of here ! ! ! 😖 
she ought to be glad i wasn't there when she returned bc it would have taken god himself for me not to kill her ! smdh ! 😒 😠 😡 👊💢 #sorrynotsorry 
but why is my imessage sending as my sisters email , & not my number ? ! 😒 😠 
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can't wait to get back to my sisters pad and smoke it d: 
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ariana only pranked called cause she wanted to hear my voice . 😏 
USERNAME i know >_< i still can you mine but i dont wanna go alone lol 
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i want to watch the perks of being a wallflower >_< 
for once it actually felt like a long weeken d: ) 
made the mistake of turning on the ama's . 😒 
this cold weather & my shitty ankle do not get along . 😩 😥 😖 
the steelers jerseys pisses me off 😡 😠 😤 😑 
USERNAME you like big butts ... & you cannot lie 😏 
think i'm about to workout while i'm home in my basement 😑 w/e gotta stay at this shit 
USERNAME USERNAME well i have no idea how i tagged her 😏 
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know what i did ? bought co d: bo2 and re6 and returned them in the same transaction . 
i reallyy don't wanna sleep alone in an empty house tonight 😐 
USERNAME and i will never be able to cure our sweet tooth due to the fact that sweets make you fat d: 
mom's popular ass over here has 3 people iming her at once & i'm just like , someone talk to mee >.< hmp 
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damn feel like i've been waiting for the new episode of walking dead to come on forever now 😑 😬 
i found out my ex has a twitter and i always wondered how he knew things that i didn't tell him but i had put on twitter . >.< 
hey #joomla worl d: everything i said tonight was from the heart . thank you for putting your trust in me to evangelize on your behalf . #jwc12 
but we ride like big boys do . 😏 ” USERNAME USERNAME 
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at USERNAME where there is new snow falling ... i'm excited to get this season started ! #p dx - URL 
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that moment when commercials start and you think but end up thinking too much , then commercials stop 😑 #fml 
i can't wait till he gets a phonee . . #bored #myphoneisdry . 
niece been singing for thee last 30 mins . 😣 she needs be quite ! ! 
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USERNAME and i'm a cheap hoe these deals are unbeatable , a nigga gon' put me outta buisness d: 
remember when i use to cheer for the bills 😏 
USERNAME i don't care if i've seen it in reflections , picture or in person . either way i'm cute . d: lol jk 
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earlier my sis was checking me out . i tell her she needs to stop we're relate d; and imma call the cops . ana -_- 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME he does he a little hero , he's scared but does not run away , a bit like him mom lol . hardheade d: p 
why didn't we just get this whole week off ? 😒 
so i have to write a 10 pg research paper for gov and i wanna get at least 5 done tonight .... but idk even know where to start .. >.< 
i'm feeling so bummed out today . happy holidays to me :( 😒 
i have a pretty cool idea for dying my hair . hmm 😏 🙆 
can't watch the amas till i'm done reading #idontlikethisbook 😒 😠 📖📚📺 
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rt via USERNAME um a d: w/ not enough revenues to support costs . 
i really wish i could go to college in the south or at least someplace warm . leashed girl problems 😒 
my shows don't come on tonight thanks to the amas 😠 😢 😒 👎 #thatsthatshitidontlike 
USERNAME shut up bout the steelers and move out of md 😏 
if they look for carol as long as they looked for sophia i'm gonna 😖 🔫 
i'm so confused when it comes to me & you .. 😣 
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everyone is talking about how the boys performance was awesome&i believe them but i haven't seen the amas yet . it starts at 7 on my cable 😑 
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gotta do 2 essays & a report on benjamin franklin but i can't focus 😢 😣 😒 
all i wanna do is cuddle & be lazy right now 😒 #toomuchtoaskfor #ihatehomework 
i remember when ol boy dedicated to me . lmfao 😒 
#lt i mean let's be real ... #ew #ugly URL 
USERNAME USERNAME everyone's talkng bout it d; gotta get it 
when sick people beside you start to cough like crazy without covering their mouths ! #yuck 
it sucks that i have to work and miss both of my thanksgiving meals ... 😒 happy thanksgiving to me 
i feel really weird watching the game in my room with gizmo lol he is not the least bit excited and when i yell it scares him 😒 
me: everyone useless can go die in a hole . fre d: or just be deported to a place that isn't important . like greenland . 
just realized i used the worng emoji lol 😏 * 
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no doubt and kesha do not deserve to be on that stage ! 😣 
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plus he only want one thing and we all know what that is 😒 😒 
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if only #oomf knew that she thinks your so damn annoying , like hun hope off her 😒 ✋ 
who is down too see a movie or do somethin #bored 
take selfies with me so i know it's real 😏 
you be kidding that dirty bitch 😣 😣 😣 😣 😣 
& they're bqqing so were gunna grub 😏 😌 #laarreeggeetweet 
joe throws almond at me , i proceed to eat almond , i find out almond had been on floor for 20 minutes , i spit out almond . #asshole #nasty 
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werd just remembered the blowout is tuesday ! ! 🍻🎉💣 😏 👍 
i would rather shoot myself in the foot with a nail gun than go to school tomorrow .. 😖 🔫 
USERNAME i was like wtff i do not remember tweeting that 😒 #ultimateblondmoment 
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“USERNAME the babes URL why do you do that to your pictures ? that defeats the whole purpose of taking a picture 😒 
kamila hit one shot when i played with her 😒 lol 
i hate when people tell me to chill out when i'm chill ! 😐 
austin said he wanted to have a movie night so , not surprising at all , he picks some random golf movie on netflix and is glued to it 😒 
oomf claim she mixed .. >.< look at yo weave . look how you look . you def . not mixed 
jessayy said that like people like liars 😑 😑 😑 
USERNAME duumb . i turned mine off then back on and it still won't work . 😒 
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the steelers should automatically lose any game when they wear these unis #disgusting 
my neighbor and her boyfrien d: ew please move out immediatly #vomit 
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my granny in my bed straight snoring ! ! ! <<<<, 😒 😡 👊 
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i want to see #oomf before i leave for thanksgiving break .. but i really dont see that happening 😒 
georgia is 3rd in the nation bitchess 😏 #uga #football #dawgs #georgianation 
lost these 10 pounds in the wrong areas ugh it's too noticeable in my face and lower half 😼 
de navida d: regalenme unos tachones como los de cherokee perez . gracias 
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USERNAME it sucks ! i'm supposed to party tonight ! d: 
no idea what's going on ... so zoned out , imessage was down ? worked fine for me ... 😁 😏 😄 
my mom is irritating tf out of me 😒 😒 
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about to start the pitches . USERNAME is #10 #p dx sw (@ portland state business accelerator w/ 2 others) URL 
okay i'm done with everyone 😒 no one besides USERNAME better text me . 
i'm turning into a damn icicle out here at this damn football game . 😶 ❄💨 😣 s|o to @ blanche ely tiger stadium URL 
the fact that i just got a butt load of emails from ole miss and my professors reminding me of all the crap i gotta do over the break 😒 👎 
to many people changin dey name to love sosa or sosa on here 😒 smh 
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USERNAME ✋ 😒 i'm mad at you ., you never told me what happened 
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i'm at the little mermai d: ariel's undersea adventure (anaheim , ca) w/ 4 others URL 
watching #restoretheshore was so sad .. so i donated .. no donation is too small right ? 😕 😐 URL 
shadowing @ wbre over break ? ! i'll take it . 😏 
i have the shortest conversations with everybody i text ... 😒 
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rikki's gonna be comin in tomorrow like sasha sasha 😏 😏 😏 #watchout USERNAME 
USERNAME oh yeah i'm her fav woop woop 😏 🌟 
kinda fucked up isn't it ? how someone decides to never talk to you again;they just leave you hangin like you never meant shit to them .. ✌✋👋✋ 😐 
i'm tired all freaking day then at night i'm bursting with energy ... what is this 😒 
guess i just found my new background 😌 😏 😏 👌 
oh great , the every girl is obsessed with chris brown phase is happening again 😒 *rolls eyes* 
now reilly is making me talk to her dog ... 😒 
yes i kicked that essays ass 😏 . now i'm stress free 
rather have a phone full of music than a phone full of numbers i don't select on 😏 
the more cj tells me about last night , the more i want to die . #inee dx anax 
😋 😆 😀 😊 😁 😯 😐 😑 😴😴😴 .... 30 seconds later .... 😳 what did i miss ? ? ! ! ! ! 😇 #tiredgirlprobz 
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just got offered a job at hooters 😳 😂 😏 
USERNAME who's that real nigga who showed you that 😏 
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leaving this town is so hard every time ! but leaving when my boyfriend is here is even harder 😏 hurry up tuesday ! 
USERNAME aahh maan 😔 😒 thought u was gone entertain us 
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USERNAME oh i was talking about another ben i know . >_< 
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oh you know , just waiting to go out #bored URL 
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i should be studying for the math test that's completely about to rape me in the ass tomorrow 😒 😔 
#thatawkardmomentwhen you're looking at youtube videos with your mom and accidentally click on a link and all sorts of porn opens up 😖 😂 
just when i was about to go pee it came back on , gonna have to wait till the next break 😒 
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my sister still has school tomorrow . lol ! 😂 😏 
USERNAME you insinuated you didn't like them ... i'm onto you 😐 
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going through a break up makes me so scared to fall for someone again because i don't want to get hurt 😒 
we bought my mom a new coffee pot for christmas last year .... it just broke . i guess i know one thing to get her this year , again . 😏 ☕ 
i wonder what USERNAME looks like playing foot ball ! i can't see him running 😐 
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she said slow your role & change your style , baby we can talk for a little while 😏 
USERNAME 😒 what's wrong with that .... i actually ate that for breakfast haha 
our team better be ready for my selfies 😂 😏 
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it's hard trying to watch two shows at the same time >.< 
i did nothing today when i have an essay , 10pg paper , and 2 music projects due in the next 2 weeks ... #fail 😑 
this music matt is playing in the car >_< tf ? ! 
but i had to put it back in the case 😒 🙈 
why does taylor swift wear the ugliest clothes ? ? ? ? #getastylist #yuck 
i'm a poet and i didn't even know it 😏 
okay so tonight will be the first that i can't cuddle up with USERNAME 😐 💔 
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watching a football game with my mom << 😒 😒 
here matt goes making me watch useless youtube videos .... 😒 
i've decide d: the 2 colors will be used on my #naturahair for the #nzuriexpo ginger blonde & vampire red 👀fa me ill b in the building ! 
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taylor swifts performance is #terrible #boring #pitchy #ugly #weird #yousuck #ineedearplugs 
steeler nation looks like a swarm of bumble bees . #nasty 
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USERNAME it's a must ! all these new episodes coming out , tl will be filled with tonight's episodes spoiling it ! 😒 
since i make a ballerina bun 3 times a week i'm not capable of making a bun 😏 
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USERNAME lol aiight ill stop ... it was fun thou i'm over here with this long winded women other than my goodness 😐 😐 😐 
i can make my ex cheat on her next 😏 
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pissed that i forgot that tonight is walking dead and i can't see it 😑 
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punk ass dom never sent me kool ade seeds >_< 
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how i feel tonight: 😴 😭 😵 😴😴 😠 😑 😴😴😴 
when your bestfriend is telling you a story you don't think is funny . 😒 .. shut up 
all were gonna be doing tomorrow is watching movies .. #pointless 😒 
anyone watch the american music awards in portland ? wanna make a party out of it ? ! ? my place or yours . hmu USERNAME #amas #p dx 
having to wait til kaimana gets home to watch the walking dead <<<< 😒 
food is expensive my husband thinks a $75 budget will get u enough food for 2weeks 😒 next time ill spend him shopping 
breaking dawn pt .2 needs to come out so ya boi can copp the box set instead of having to watch new moon on fx 😒 
USERNAME i shall whenever i get my stupid cpu fixed >.< how's the rest of the team ? have you guys been playing ? 
#tweetalie nah man i cant go my parents won't give me money 😏 
when i saw the steelers uniforms >>>>>>>> 😬 😑 😣 URL 
i have a large vocabulary but i can't use half the words so i know my retarded friends understand 😑 
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#rhoa and dr drew rehab is on but i can't watch because these papers are not going to write themselves ! 😖 
USERNAME awee . you were on when i went to see a movie d: 
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USERNAME performance . min d= blown . so different than any other performance she's ever done . so impressed . 
but then the minute you tell em your happily married with a baby they're all like , talk to ya never . #rude 
USERNAME omg d: i'm sorry :( . she should have stayed and did them all . that wasn't fair :( 
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USERNAME yet you still managed to make it 😱 😏 
USERNAME i think i would've rather him not text me back because he got shot ... not because he's playing halo .. 😒 #disowned 
dude gone say so how old are u .. i said 21 he says good u legal ... cause these thoughts i was having in my head about you 😳 😱 😦 😑 
no bite marks , no scratches , n no hickies .. 😏 
whenever i see josh peck in something other than drake and josh i can't take him seriously 😐 😂 
USERNAME i don't even know what that is 😂 😂 im not lying though i don't know what it it . 😐 
i really need to pee but the movie is just starting >.< 
i honestly thought chris brown was gonna get that .. 😐 
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first picture i take with my dad in over 11 years & he isn't even looking 😒 @ the pops' house 👨 URL 
man it hot af in my house .... why me lord ? 😖 🙌 
so i'm here thinking its around 8 and it's not >_< 
i'm gonna take a long hot bath in my jacuzzi tub listening to music . it will make me feel better . 😏 
USERNAME imessage is working but the walking dead is on 😏 
#hatewhenpeople wear sunglasses inside .... or at night 😒 #usher #amas 
getting ready for the sunday night keynote at #p dx sw URL 
i'm gunna hold on to the times that we ha d; 
i don't know if to feel accomplished or embarrassed that i bought this book friday and i'm two chapters away from finishing it . 😐 
why didn't i do my homework when i was sitting in bed for 3 hours this morning 😫 😖 😣 
USERNAME you don't make enough money . don't talk to me 😒 😎 
most likely not going to school tomorrow cause of these migraines 😒 😒 
USERNAME do you have your booty shorts on this time ? if you don't , then that's probably why you didn't have a table yet . #showsomeskin 😏 
USERNAME i always knew your love for me was there 😏 #husband 
is it bad that i actually liked that touchdown dance ... 😏 
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USERNAME because you threw a fit about calling me 😒 
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that was supposed to be lori on the phone 😒 #thewalkingdead #comics #wrong 
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spotte d: pastor's kid as acolyte during the bishop's visit . #truestory @ saint mark united methodist church URL 
#oomf is so cute but he won't ever know cuss im to shy 😣 
oh my god y'all can't take a joke . 😑 😑 
wow usher sounds good live- wait that was the biggest lie i've told today . #usedtobeingcomputerized #likeeveryotherpopularartisttheseday #ew 
why didn't i do my homework when i was sitting in bed for 3 hours this morning not doing shit 😣 😫 😖 
within the first five minutes of watching the campaign , my parents decided it was way too inappropriate so they made nick & i turn it off 😒 
i also made you a video ... might not wanna watch it on the plane 😏 
wasn't a t . swift fan before that performance and am def not one now . #ew 
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kiss kiss .... kiss kiss ha ! ! ! ! 😏 
USERNAME den imma have to meet u one of those wknds 😬 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME since i got the approval .. i mean .. 😏 
i'm mad right when i turn to the game i see the shit i don't wanna see 😒 😡 
that moment when miranda doesn't know who otis redding is ...... uhh 😳 😑 👎 
i look so much different than i did freshman year #yuck 
they didn't have to remind us that he did that to the cowboys though >.< 
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USERNAME lmaoo when u say it like that it sounds gross #eww 
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this industry is supposed to relax me , not give me gray hair ! #annoyed 😒 
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fast food places be hoe'n when they try to charge you for extra sauce 😑 
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they looked at me like i was stupid though >.< 
my bronzer fell and shattere d: ( sad sad day ! 
i asked her what she's doing and she said , 😑 
getting ready for bed . i have gay ass work in the morning 😒 
USERNAME lol i want trey songz espeacially every night in my bad doing stuff 😏 😏 😏 
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realized i'll be hearing these childhood stories for the rest of my life ... 😐 
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telling santa what i want for christmas 😏 🎄 USERNAME URL 
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seriously ? ! i sneezed & fucked up my nails ! ! ! >_< 
you guys have fun at school tomorrow , i know i'll have fun at disney 😏 
watching oprah's #favoritethings makes me feel poorer than ever . 😕 😑 😢 😩 
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as much as i love going on vacation , i cannot stand packing . 😣 🔫 
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odio cuando se me pierde el control remoto entre las sabanas >.< 
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USERNAME yes ..... and that is the funniest thing . wish i had been there when they said that . they might have sai d: 
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USERNAME oh it's not a turn off with you . you can get it anywhere 😏 😂 
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USERNAME awesome ! ! ! and you're coming to #nyc and you're just telling me know ! ? ! ? #rude 
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lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets . 😏 
my da d: his name is justang baby right ? / me: its justin bieber ... / loll 
how did my dad see breaking dawn before i did 😒 
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i have the most random people follow me ! ? ? 😏 
USERNAME yeah , until wednesday is my last day dx wbu ? ? :) 
USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 wait so what did you do ? 
USERNAME we're gonna have fun when you come home to me tonight 😏 
went to mass and did not understand a single thing the priest said 😣 
i can't believe my brother actually wants to be watching this right now 😒 
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ole ' big ole ' ass dunn sat up there and damn messed ! *old woman voice* lmao >_< 
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USERNAME so your using me until you get taylor ? cool ... 😒 
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USERNAME laying in bed , listening to music 👍 i have to get up at 5am and run 6 miles tomorrow . 😣 😔 😔 
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USERNAME - thrid strike , the last thing we have in common >_< 
bio time then back to math . what a night 😒 
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USERNAME god doesn't require us to succee d; he only requires that you try . 
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j . biebs ain't got shit on my bf . 😏 better dance moves and voice . #fact 
never took the time to work out & i'm still kind of petite 😌 😏 
aand we found nothing . i put pants on for no reason 😒 #missionfailed #noisebetterstop 
about to depart to dx b - delta air hostesses are awful - unwelcoming , angry , old maidens . increases my love for emirates and its hostesses . 
gotta go take shower now coz i smell like fish ! thats why i hate cooking sometimes >_< 
so found presents for all the fam bam members ... this is easy 😏 
had to sing a solo in church today which was awesome except for the fact that the musicians didn't pick me up until i was almost done 😒 
lady's it's cool to wear long ass weave but dont wear to da point people start mistaken u for a horse 😒 
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my mom just said she thinks vanilla ice is sexy #ew 
USERNAME USERNAME they were soo goodd 😏 our baking skills 
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i am getting chikfila tomorrow . i fucking hate when i crave chikfila on sunday 🐔🐥 😒 
so who's tryna go black friday shopping w me ! ? ? ? ? 😏 
i got chill . it's just a show 😣 #thewalkingdead 
i better not miss the music awards because of this power outage . ! ! 😞 😒 😫😩 😡 😠 😤👊📺🎶🎧🎤🎬 
just threw up in my mouth a little ... 😖 #giinnggeerr 
USERNAME oh yeah tweet , but not reply back to me . 😒 
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so if i sang and danced for y'all would i be considered hot ? 😏 
nicki minaj's hips are the size of a school bus . #eww 
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jose needs to wake up and read that text already . 😒 
i have to chill . it's just a show . 😣 #thewalkingdead 
USERNAME i dunno but maybe it has something to do with why he keeps grabbing at it . #yuck 
what we had is now her's , let her know she can have it >.< 3 
anyone else working thanksgiving and black friday ? 😐 🔫 
why is my heart suddenly broken ? #foreveralone i'm not even a believer dx i have issues 
every female getting booty shots nowadays i seen a girl wit a ass so fat dis hoe got out da car a bump every car that was in traffic 😒 
girl are you really staring us down in yogurtland #staringback #gosomewhere #rude 
nicki minaj totally has her butt stuffed ... you look like more of an idiot than normal 😒 
they each have their own ways , but more annoying on homelan d: dana brody or carrie mathison ? 
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lol , justin and selena aren't even dating anymore .. & they just acted like they were humping .. #eww #bigbootyjudy 
but really guys , i feel like i just saw an hour of nothing happen ... 😐 #dissapointing #walkingdead #cliffhangers 
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if i had a nickel for every time justin bieber grabs his crotch , my wedding would be paid for ... 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME why does he get to dry up nicki 😒 😞 
USERNAME haha u eating good .. i ate some damn mickie ds ! & nope ima jst chill 😏 you ? 
nicki minaj you look like a fool on stage but ill still do the bang bang with you 😏 
i hate it when my moms like i gotta talk to you cause i always think of the worst things lol 😖 
i wanna go to the zoo d; i havent been in foreveer 
justin beiber has to be the worst lip singer i have ever seen ...... 😒 #nonbelieber 
someone get a count on how many times #justinbeiber grabbed his crotch ! #amas #gross 
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USERNAME soo perverted .... she just told me wat her and her friend where talking about 😖 
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carrel ! are you still alive ! ? d; < 
USERNAME that's the one mamabear likes ! i like that one and the one next to it ... i hate the rest 😒 
USERNAME stuff like this would be better off not posted on social media sites . 😑 👎 
it feels good knowing i don't have a lot of toxins and nasty shit in my body anymore . 3 weeks alcohol free and 3 months weed free ... sadly 😑 
my ba d; i didn't realize i was using all that profanity . 
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bollixe d: incorporate into your monday routine tomorrow ! #boardwalkempire 
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USERNAME his dance moves ain't shit .... compared to mine 😏 
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son: dad , this boy in school keeps calling me gay .. da d: then why don't you just beat him up ? son: i cant , he's too cute 
URL rt USERNAME really rt USERNAME who gave justin a microphone ? 😒 
the amount that i have grown in such a short amount of time is amazing .... one wor d: jesus 
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okay my dad just put some stuff on my back and it burns like badd , i don't think it's supposed to feel like this 😩 😏 
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juanito and his dad do some father son bonding in the shower >.< 
i'm not happy about having to go into work 30 minutes earlier than usual this week . 😒 
ewee i hate when my phone thiss damnn dry it doesn't makee any since at all #lifeofasingleelife 😒 
ik it's two days but i still don't want to o to school ! 😒 
i wanna be with oomf on thanks giving break ! > 😏 ☺ 
there's room for 3 more girls in my bed 😏 feel free to come over ... #doorsunlocked 
yea .. thanks for pointing out my flaws #rude #af 
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when i was a kid i always wanted to be 17 because that's how old all the celebs were but now i'm 17 and i hate all the disney stars #yuck 
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i hate how cathy records dumb shit at 9 so i have to wait until 10 for the walking dead 😒 
and for all them cloudy days i'mma let this rain hit you bitch >.< 
they just want me for my pimp juice . can't handle it , too strong for ya . 😏 😏 ✋ 
ripped my favorite pair of jeans today .... #bigbootyprobz 😑 
USERNAME you're gonna make me ? oh mann i'm really scared 😏 
USERNAME is cody simpson gonna be at the jb concert ? 😏 
USERNAME what do i look like .. just kidding 😏 maybe if ya lucky ! 
it's sad af how my dad still loves my mom and she hates that nigga . i could never go through divorce . 😞 he lied to her though .. but still 😒 
more of my classes need to be cancelled this week . #rude 
s/o to everyone that used to call me a cougar then got with a boy younger than them 😏 
i've been by myself all day and ima be by myself all night too 😒 
i did a ridiculously bad job putting my screen protector on 😑 
ehh i ment it not i 😒 .. i hate my iphone 😡 
#rfft USERNAME why was nicki so far though . like justin bieber is tryna body rock you . dafuq is wrong with you 😐 lol 
i have a feeling she tryna turn me paisa >.< she tryna take me to potreros (x 
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yall thought i was done ? ? ? ? 😏 
who has school this week ? ohh csu does 😐 
your fucked up thoughts; oh he's in a relationship more for me 😏 👿 
i can see that i won't be going to sleep tonight #project #bathroom #floorplan ugh why do i put things off until the last freaking day ! 😖 
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people like you get put in body bags by ppl like me 😑 
i'm still pissed that michonne didn't just chop merle's head off 😒 
i love that m&m commercial with william levy #godhessexy 😏 
#bored #textme #kikme #tweetme #kik #text #twitter #follow #please #happy #guy #h @ piedmont , south carolina URL 
babe can be such a slow texter at times . 😑 
i'm not in the mood for your moodiness . 😒 
i wanna go dance in the rainn . but it's not raining . 😒 
make something happen tomorrow , because your not promised another day 😏 
it's cold as hell outside i ain't tryna get sick again im staying my happy ass in bed >.< 
see i knew lesenia would enjoy those snapchat pictures 😏 yessirr 
USERNAME hahaha i tell myself i'm black all da time doe . 😔 😒 #damn #whitegirlprobs 
my daddy was sitting on the couch and he was hugged up with my momma i was like there is something called a room >_< 
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looks like i'm not wearing eyeliner to work tomorrow 😑 i'm sure it's in the trash with my brush and perfume bree threw away ... 
i text u to see if ur ok i even text ur mom and no one answers but u tweeting .. i'm supposed to be ur bestfriend wth .. 😒 
im unfollowing all you bitches that aint following back >.< 
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a little confused over here ... not like that's new anything , but wtf ! 😒 
- ii haven't spokee too USERNAME in soo long ! >.< 
imessage hasn't worked for me all day i think i'm gonna delete it ..... somehow 😑 
why do i even bother talking sports with my aunt 😑 😒 
USERNAME umm 😳 no i didn't ... where's your proof ? ! 😏 
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my mom and dad can't talk they yell we aren't even italian , damn hillbillies so tired just want to sleep >_< 
USERNAME ayayee hables espanol ! ? and im in dallas >.< 
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so copperas cove , what we doing when i get back ? oh nothing .. sounds like copperas cove to me . 😒 
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USERNAME then if i was slippin why did you copy my cinemagram idea ? 😏 
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completely unrelate d: off to USERNAME for sandy fundraiser , to benefit USERNAME hit badly in the storm ... 
coach k . has got to be the ugliest coach ever . #bignose #gross 
even after showering i feel like i still smell like dunkin 😷 😖 
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if they had nike foamposites in kid size you would catch me rocking then to bad i have little feet 👟👟👟 😑 😑 😑 
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😒 kendrina jus told me to shut my lonely ass up 
the only reason i even have a facebook is to stay in communication with my family otherwise i would have deleted mine by now . 😒 
i wish i could just tell #oomf how i feel about him . 😒 
USERNAME i'll call aubrey to help me . she thinks she's sending the video to afhv ... 😒 
i wish i wasn't so jealous . i hide it a lot , but it still gets in my head #hateit 
feels like i did .. think i rushed it 😒 
if only me like i don't care was an act . 😏 
i honestly dont like late football games lol i have school the next day come on >_< 
USERNAME psh how do you know i was talkin to you ? #conceitedmuch ? 😏 
the hills have eyes 2 uncut/unrated never again will i watch that 😖 
i have so many bug bites on my arm from raking leaves the other day . #gross 
i want it tonight ... i get it tonight 😏 
never hate , live simply , always smile , live with love , and be with go d; the rec @ westfield southcenter mall URL 
recorded the amas to watch later but everyone's ruining them for me by tweeting about them so dang much 😑 
uugghh you only smoke once a week ! ! ! shut up ! you are not antias people 😒 
just saw USERNAME on #ama that made me 😏 for the first time tonight 
i guess it would be kind of hard to catch the 🏈 with 2 broken thumbs ! ouch ! ! 👍 😐 
why is this game making me sleepy .... ? #boring 
i'm just hatin' ..... proceed . i'll just watch . 😒 
why wait ! you don't live forever ! all or nothing . 😏 
even though me & yazmine don't know each other . i feel like she doesn't like me 😒 
USERNAME carol is alive ! ! ! time to watch daryl get his flirt on 😏 
USERNAME 😑 😒 😢 😏 😭 🔫 she can wait ! 
there's the steelers and the walking dead on tv and you're watching the amas ? 😑 
i was doing a mass clean out of the caffrey cave and look what i foun d: URL 
i'm certain USERNAME is the worst courtesy window rollerdowner ever #fartsstink #draftstowardme everytime #yuck 
they b like , did she really jus say that shit 😏 
random thoughts on my mind before be d: #red #lobster #devil #dogs #dr #appt & some other #crap . but it all goes away when i hold my son g'nite 
USERNAME USERNAME who got called out 😮 ? i was just asking who would date him 😏 😏 😱 
i hate when hoes act like they all fat i guarantee i can scroll down my tl an tell every hoe what she look like or wats fucked up about her 😒 
if u don't give a fuck i sure hell don't 😒 👌 
USERNAME - actually , when youu saw me your short self didn't speak ! >_< 
USERNAME i'm just super sik n there poppin like crazy 😣 
#oomf & his fine self should call me tonight han 😏 
i can never have the woman i want . the gayness < >.< 
idk i think i'm too selfish right now ... & lazy 😏 
i hate that i cant download this song d; ! ! ! ! :,,,,,, c lol 
why is it only my imessage that's down ! ? ! ! that's fucked up ! 😐 
haha the one ripped dancer for christina looked like ms comp #eww 
twin: da d: nothing but a furtive stare . #awesome 
USERNAME this weekend all i did was stretch for my middle splits & try front & backhandsprings ! i'm soo soar d: 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ill need some time to recover from last nights 😣 me & rocco were sharing hugging the toilet all day 
USERNAME ill remember 14 cuz you're gonna have that many points plus 10 😏 
my playlist on my phone with the slow jams is getting to me , i ain't with this 😔 😣 ✌ 
gotta study accounting and laundry . #laundry #lazy #dull #boring #night #blah 
about to go make this quick 80 😏 🚶💰💵 ! ' 
christina augilara is trying to be nicki and lady gaga and kesha ... #ew 
my last rt was on point ! ! 👌 wish there were a lot of those around these days 😒 
USERNAME lol he's crazy tho ! ! hallucinating that phone call 😑 
hate the time difference . no one to talk to at this time ! someone should stay up and talk to me #selfish #bored 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME see y'all next week ! :) . it's gonna get goo d: ) 
i want to message someone because i asked them something yesterday , but don't want to be annoying . just kind of need to know the answer . 😒 
not understanding whyy my phone aint vibingg tho ... 😒 
i can't wait for thanksgiving because it's the only day when people can't judge me on how much i eat 🍗🐔🍃🍂🍁 😏 😋 
i wanna go to california for break . #effeveryonethatsgoing 😒 
i don't eat salad so i can lol i'm skinny as fuck as it is and i'm an athlete i don't need to eat a salad to stay fit . 😒 
USERNAME just had a lot of bad luck in the last week . ready to catch a break , and not in my leg . 😒 
i wish i wasn't scared to sing in front of people 😐 
USERNAME miss you too dang much 😭 😖 😖 😑 
dang , i have that late night class tomorrow 😖 
all i want for christmas is a tail , i want to be a mermai d; is that too much to ask ? 
all this time on my hands and nothing to do but think 😏 
i just can't get enough of the library ... 😒 
3 cups of coffee and 5 hours later paper done ✔ 😒 
hell no i could never be a sister wife ! 😏 
i think #oomf tried to be funny ... but i ain't gone say shit >.< 
so USERNAME texts me out of nowhere all dramatic like and i texted her back and got no response . 😒 #awok 
wishing i could rewind this weekend for round 2. 😏 
USERNAME we always say that then never do ! 😞 😒 
now i have to wait an entire week to see what happens on the walking dead . 😒 
USERNAME USERNAME and i bought a color changing sink head (re d= hot blue= cold) lasted maybe a month . ebay is a hell of a place . 
👄 bout i m ignoring their calls 💨💨 😒 😒 
christina what are you doing honey you are not lady gaga and you need to put some clothes on not only you but your dancers #disgusted #sad 
if you a big beast then all you can help to do is stomp aroun d; it's natural 
me: i freestyle everyday ... frien d: are you getting better ? ... me: l rather not talk about ... 
can anybody tell me what i've missed ! ? 😒 #wwe #survivorseries 
i swear the world is out to get me . #annoyed 😣 #ineedavacation 
eww , pitbull . imma take a bathroom breakk ! 😒 
well im going to sleep this lady (my mom) is irritating the hell out of me goodnight tl 😑 😴💤 
USERNAME either this many people are that dumb or this many people like to smell other's colons #gross 
USERNAME you're always gunna be my best friend lover . so . poop on your face #ew 
(made with tweegram app) #bored @ lamar phase 4 URL 
USERNAME there was no cat in that snap chat ! leave me & my kittens alone 😿 🙀 😼 #nomoresnapchatsforyou 
well ... at least USERNAME kept his assist streak going . but i'm disappointed in the USERNAME 😒 
females always screaming who tryna pull up hoe u need pull at a plastic surgeon 😒 
USERNAME not fair you and austin pushed me i didn't just fall ! ! #asses 😏 😔 
USERNAME this is why obama has his records seale d: URL 
wish we weren't the only ones to not be 21 USERNAME 😒 
might as well roll up a pinned before bed 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME i am ! i haven't cheated on nobody and not planning on to either ! 😒 😒 😒 
i always wanted to rent a lake house for after senior prom 😏 
christian aguilera i just lost all respect for you #gross 
going to get my laptop fixed tomorrow thank go d; i know he better not be talking about keeping it till next week though .. smh . 
wait .. how the fuck did the black girl know they were at the prison ? .. 😐 
USERNAME *runs 15436865 miles to irene* just so she knows its real 😒 
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USERNAME 😑 😑 😑 you might be the slowest lol 
my mom just told me she thought pitbul was black ... 😑 
somebody please tell me .... what is clutch ? 😒 
USERNAME ew . there's a booger on my hand . i hate when that happens . #gross hahahahahahah 
USERNAME chill shit like that don't happen to thugs 😏 💪 
USERNAME it's ok though . you're on sexy redneck 😏 
i hate when it ends just like that ! ! 😒 
thanks for the circus show christina ! #whatwasthat #disgusted #theywereallguys #confused 
guess 2nite is get at aneisha night ___ everyone callin me on some bs rite now 😒 
i just don't get how anyone could dislike law&order svu 😣 #hatersgonnahate 
wish i could think about anything but this . 😐 😕 
USERNAME lol ppl are just now seeing this ? but thanks , yours is 👌 😏 
all of my horoscopes are always bullshit . i want dif zodiac sign 😒 
i don't know how i feel about buying a used car .... but i don't want to buy a new car again with these payments 😑 
so annoyed with these tweets about the ama , seriously about to unfollow all of you , shut up 😒 
finally andrea got some ! you knew she wanted the d #gross out of all people the governor #thewalkingdead 
made it through work ! but still not feeling goo d: / #missingmybaby 
this dumb hoee tried to call 911 private df >_< i will never hang out with her dumb ass again 
this tummy ache 😒 😔 😞 😖 😣 😢 👎 😠 
USERNAME it's getting me tight & it's not fair if others get it we all should smh 😐 
s/o to USERNAME for being major pretty but doesn't really talk to me 😒 
about to make some coffee ... hopefully it will motivate me to finish this 4 essay test 😒 😣 ☕ 
how am i suppose to go black friday shopping with a broken leg ? ! ? ! ? ! 😩 😖 
when niggas wanna start convo off of a thank you like 🙅 😒 
needing an id to shop at the #moa after 4pm is not new news . #disappointed #fox9 #ew 
someone needs to get pitbull off the stage #now #ew 
i really want a long ass hug and kiss from #oomf right now . 😏 
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getting married to a man that cooks for me anytime of the day ..... 👌 oh he'll get it all day 😌 😏 
s/o to the first girl and guy going to bed at a party . you ain't slick 😏 
USERNAME ohh ! okay .. i see ! i had to leave my house before the show was even over so i only saw half of it 😒 
im a little confused at the walking dead episode today 😐 
USERNAME just jealous cause it has a face ! 😏 
USERNAME i say we get this one ☺ 😏 URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i can smell it from here lmao that shit stank >.< 
USERNAME that's my baby 😏 . he even told me were getting married , like whatt 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME brendon , damian and mitchell . #hotties 😏 
having imessaging not work is really fucking up my convos 😒 
USERNAME what the ... dont feel bad for her ! she's rich and famous (wow im being a hypocrite rn lol) .... im being corrupted to dislike her >.< 
ugh , way to go scope , was hoping for great shows for senior year . mt USERNAME confirme d: scope is no longer a student org at #unh . 
hmm i actually wanted things to work out between us #subtweet #whateverthough 😒 
to my future boyfrien d: you must love the walking dead as much as i do , and for valentines day send me a biter-gram . 
USERNAME i was in batavia earlier . if only i could've staye d: '( indiana living ... terrible . escape is necessary . at least it's cheap here 
i had a little to much fun taking pictures underwater 💁 😏 😳 URL 
making fun of people by myself and laughing historically ... damn why am i so funny ? 😏 😏 😏 
just got home n now bor d: /someone save me ! ! 
USERNAME lmfao oh lordy , 😂 can't blame him , he's a cutiee . 😏 
i'm just tired of everything and everyone right now ! 😒 
mackenzie got that attitude from me 😏 y'all are welcome . 
USERNAME everyone hates her but i feel like she's gonna last the longest 😒 
USERNAME it's okay i get it all the time from everyone 😏 
just two words #noworries ... #richkings ✊👽+👋 😎 +👏 😏 =💵💵💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💰💰💰👑👑👑 
why does all my coke taste like windex ? ? 😒 
eww why are people calling me baabby >.< ! ! ! weirdd .. 
*checks watch* 😏 is it time to download USERNAME #unapologetic yet ? *taps foot* 
so i'm pretty sure i made the honor roll for the first marking perio d: ) 
thank god she reminded me that married to the army; alaska ! 😏 
it smells like a skunk in my house 😷 😖 
USERNAME ha 7 hours later and we're still saying the same thing 😒 
i feel it unnecessary to argue with USERNAME buy imma do it anyways . 😏 
it feels really weird sleeping without my boyfriend beside me 😒 😤 😡 
USERNAME do you know what happened 😏 but seriously . asdfghjkl 
USERNAME noo dnt do me that way ! ! ! ! 😖 😢 😪 
USERNAME so happy for you ! you're very talente d; get 'em ! ! ;d #iwill 
USERNAME lmfao omg i could not stop laughing 😂 tekke tekke . 😏 
dude i'm always like when i get done hangin out with addi imma eat soo much ! then i get like uncomfortably full after like half a sammich . 😒 
i didnt have time to paint my nails 😖 👎 
USERNAME double i prolly won't get off until 10 😒 😔 
needs to get my hair done again ! i can see my roots 😣 
kinda wanna look back at my very first tweet . 😏 
i don't see the point in going to school tomorrow and tuesday . >.< 
today started the week where i will eat myself miserable . #noselfcontrol 😣 😑 👎🐄 
i love but hate finishing a really good book 😣 📚📖 
missed walking dead so now i feel the need to avoid all social media 😑 
USERNAME the cashier asked me if i was just moving in to a new place . 😐 #target 
USERNAME & myself = 2 hot ass cougars #heyboo 😏 
my phone isnt sending my texts .. or i just have no friends . 😐 
USERNAME no bitch i meant never ever okay ? ! thanks spell check marisa 😏 
being a drummers girlfriend is kinda hard 😓 he's always banging on my legs and stuff 😣 👋 
one of them being USERNAME 👍 shoutout to her 👌👋 😏 
awwee i wanna go to the river of lights so badd ! ! >.< 
shoot USERNAME in the face & call her a jew .. cause it's her birthday . 😏 
losing my mind being home so much lately ! #bored #needcompany 
if only he knew what i was up to . 🙊 😏 haha 
USERNAME i'm potentially going to bunker for a little bit . #needouttabg 😒 
USERNAME i don't have any , but i have honey buns .. all for me 😂 😏 
USERNAME the back 😪 i can't even put headphones in my other one cause i have my rook done 😣 
USERNAME - easy for you to say huh , let you tell it >_< lol 
USERNAME mann , and he's bout to be missin out 😏 😳 ha lol 
i kinda want to dye my hair during christmas break . a suprise color 😏 😯 
USERNAME actually ... i am going ... i have a test 😒 
USERNAME i miss you 200 times more , but i work all day tomorrow . 7-9 😒 
a group of 3 hs girls at the table next to me are talking about me and snapping pictures . #rude #icanhearyou #youngin 😔 
why did chynna make me drive if qt is right acrossed from mcdonald's 😑 
idk who has uglier pix of me , USERNAME or USERNAME 😖 i wonder .... 
USERNAME krispy kream rocks ! ! ! 💕👍 😏 🎶 
should i get the surprise my mom is ordering me for christmas orr a 22 assault riffle for christmas ... that's pink . ? 😌 😏 #hmm 
if only my boyfriend knew what i did to him when he's asleep . 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME i don't wanna be a douche to the girl of my dreams 😏 
play fighting , that always turns into tickling , that always turns into i can't breathe because i'm laughing so damn hard 😏 
i used to think i needed you like , i could be without you .. now i'm like nigga who the fuck are you 😂 👋✋ 😒 
bout too find sum bad too git into ! 😏 
my eyes burn the whole next day after i sleep in my contacts 😖 
i just asked someone if they knew who USERNAME was and they replied i feel offended . 😒 
USERNAME yeah it's soo gross . i told him he most likely will need surgery like me . yeah it's like completely disconnected . #nasty 
USERNAME oh so now you're leaving me .. i see how it is . 😏 
when you can tell someone is giving you aditude through text <<<< ☝ 😑 #no 
i have 2 of the nastiest blemishes on my face . #gross #wishiwasflawless 
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i wanna hit oomf up but we havnt talked in a whilee 😞 😒 
pray everything good with my chusso ! i love her but i just got that feeling she keeping something from me 😒 🙏☔ 
wait wait wait hold on a second 😑 😲 😭 😪 😢 😓 😳 
former badgers lineman with sick son paying it forwar d: brookfield — steve stark has some great memories as a former ... URL 
USERNAME oohhkaay i'm telling you but you know your gonna believe what you want 😏 💔 
if girls walked around and grabbed themselves as much as guys do ... this world would be akward as furrkk . #nasty #quitgrabbingyourself 
why did this girl just say hale berry is my mama 😑 URL 
my alone weeken d: 75% bed ,5% cleaning ,10% shower ,10% eatingmy weekend with you: 70% cuddling ,5% shower ,5% eating ,20% not giving a fuck . 
lol we honestly just look so stupid in these damn striped jerseys .. 😒 
omg the text i just got lol >_< ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME west is a walking tur d: maybe now he will finally disappear into the gaping maw of a sinkhole 
my ex <<<>>> even tho we both are doing our own thing >>> he is still aggy 😒 <<< 👌 
it's not right that i have more fun hanging out with a two week old baby who sleeps for 80% of the day than my boyfriend 😑 
USERNAME please do it , i just don't know which one yet .. 😒 
USERNAME you must have just forgotten bc you never hang w us anymore ... hooker 😒 
me and USERNAME have been sending each other emoji's since 8:53 .. and we're 2 ft . from each other , somebody come entertain uss ! ! #bored 
brad is putting a picture of me in his hoe . #presh 😏 
i enjoy annoying people and irritating people and really getting them furious ... 😁 ... i wait is that a bad thing 😏 
this lucky little bitch standing on stage that close to my man luke bryan 😒 
a little country dancing with the gf before she heads home .. cherry to top the weeken d: ) 
im honestly getting sick of facebook . it's turned into a damn pornsite #gross 
USERNAME .. it's funny bcuz this samsung i currently have i got as "refurbishe d; & never again . 
there's just a point where being too nice and sweet can start sounding gay . 😒 
after the week iv had , today has just been depressing #bored 
so fucking tired ! ! 😒 😩 😔 😞 zz ... #sleepy 
i didn't get to see the #amas .. uggh sorry USERNAME . i bet you were good 👍 😣 😥 
i like how USERNAME has been home for like 3 days now and she still hasn't made time to see me . that's real . 😣 😒 
USERNAME heree where have you been >.< ? ? ? 
USERNAME 😑 i didn't say anything to you about it so 
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i wish i could pull off glasses like jenny mccarthy 😒 
great weeken d: jammin' session with the thetas , half the sky , free starbucks , potluck with bsu and study session with my sisters .. #blessed 
how did justin beiber win over maroon 5 ...... i'm confused ..... did i miss something ? 😳 😐 
USERNAME i offer classes if you need help my nigga 😏 
USERNAME ah i had them too the other night . it was terrible 😖 
justin bieber looks like such a fag with that low cut shirt and chain around his neck . #ew 
USERNAME but whoever is being an asshole is just a meanie 😒 
USERNAME haha no i actually was laughing . and no ... 😒 😑 
how my brother is making me say please 100 times . >.< 
#eww my ma farted nd my doggs start barking like sumone was breaking in . ! ! ! #gross 
driving with my da d; i know who taught me how to drive lol 
what’s good with north carolina . my lord . 😐 
i think USERNAME is mad at me now ? d: #whyy 
my grampa just asked me to go get his viagra for him .. #ew #imgoinghome 
i'm almost certain you can report that on your taxes too . 😏 
in such a bad mood for no reason 😣 😣 
USERNAME lol she doesn't let you ? d: mine doesn't either , but ... ipay for my hair dye with my money so she has no say in it> :d 
it's embarrassing when you have a cousin who constantly puts inappropriate pics on facebook 😖 🔫 
i miss being able to block calls and lock my text messages #iphones 😒 
tell me what you want from here , something that will light those ears 😏 
i just had the biggest burp ever lol #ew #notladylikesonia 
i get to stay home from school . 😌 😏 
it's been almost 2 weeks & i haven't gotten any kind of phone call 😒 
haha . totally lovin my sock bun right now . 😏 
what i hear in the living room .. news: 'today the church of england announced they would reject women bishops' da d: 'haha wenches ! ' 
thank you twilight for making me cry ... again ... 😒 
USERNAME im afraid ill be like blind & deaf and ill get left in the break room . 😒 
my bro told me : this girl just bought me the iphone 5 and i don't even mess with her like that 😒 
dang . i guess you really not tryna talk to me . 😐 
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love is so complicated , but making a sandwich ain't ! 😏 
sometimes , it’s not the person you miss .. it's the feelings & moments you had when you were with them ... #bigdifference 😒 
best feeling in the worl d: not having to set an alarm for the morning 🙏😴⏰🔕 
i want beer 🍺🍻🍺🍻 too bad i can't drink cause of these stitches 😒 😞 😣 #gtfo #healalready 
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ugh why are guys so obbsed with games #boring #fuckyoufifa 
my smile is a curve that can make something's straight 😏 😂 👌 
jazzmen keep playing these whack ass songs in my ear >.< 
heard a lady say something today that blew my min d: 
im pretty sure siri is a girl , so dont call her a 'he' #rude #veryrude 
so i fix my xbox but the controller won't work now wtf 😒 😡 
kso , i got all excited too see xfactor n realized its tuesday 😒 
my phone isn't sending any of my messages ! ! ! 😑 
everybody is tweeting shit about aventuras songs 😒 déjà poner aventura station en pandora ahora 😏 
USERNAME gets me so ma d; when he doesn't take on skype -.-" god damn it 
the only thing i took in while josh's mom was talking to me was oh i will 😏 
USERNAME you wanna go to the store ? #please 😑 
cc: USERNAME mt: USERNAME more monopoly in big foo d: now it's craft beer about to be crushed . URL 
my smile is a curve that can make a lot of things straight 😏 😂 👌 
i hate my phone screen right now . got a dam piece of glass in my thumb 😑 
USERNAME i miss gym ! ! ! ! 😒 😒 😒 
i wanna go clubbing ! ! ! ! ! ! ! no ones down 😒 
USERNAME shoo no need to wish ! i already know 😏 
USERNAME i know ! ! ! ! just tell me when , im there >.< 
there was no one at school today . so i left at 1 :3 0 😒 
USERNAME hi . please come shoot me ...... 😖 🔫 
i wish i woulda never met someone people i did 😒 
wow . thanks a lot . aleah amber maria williams 💩 😖 🙊 
so exciting for turkeyy day , black friday & tower lighting this weeken d: ) 
i really hate being at home sometimes 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 
here i go being bored cause i have no one to text . -_- #bored #textme #now 
brandon's here . 😃 😒 jk .. hes gay . 
read my new blog on the abilities expo that just passed this weeken d: URL 
USERNAME USERNAME death toll in #gaza is now over 140. here names , ages of those , die d: URL #gazaunderattack 
50 minutes . it took me 50 minutes to get from richmond to the oracle . 😑 i fucking hate you traffic you little fucking cunt slut bitch ! ! ! 
you got a boy , but he ain't nothing like minee . 😊 😏 
i knew it , i had a feeling something bad was gonna happen . smh 😣 
USERNAME i know kylie . i was saying .. idiot 😒 
USERNAME nice , but powell knows how to do snow-job interviews . the choke point is the cable box tax . period . per steve jobs at d8 in 2010 
it occurred to me after i bought my sister this not-cheap perfume that she probably would have been fine with the body mist 😒 
gotta go out in the cold and pick up steven in an hour 😑 
and north carolina thinks they can beat duke ! 😏 😂 😂 😂 😂 
to not have a car note , my choices are 2013 dodge charger , 2013 dodge challenger , 2013 nissan maxima , or audi .. 😏 
USERNAME that's good , i'm fine , just making sure your okay ... wy d: ) 
i guess i should probably work on homework now 😒 👎 
who wants to hangout with me , USERNAME and USERNAME 😏 
i really just broke down and cried and i feel a little better but things will get better with time 😔 😒 😥 
USERNAME USERNAME that shit dead ... i'm finna ride a bike everywhea .. now ... hot; col d; raining , snowing .. 
it feels good when yall hoess get ran through ? eww , couldn't bee mee ! >.< 
just got off the phone w/ my boyfrien d: ) 
USERNAME sorry 😒 i've completed isolated myself from everyone . 
USERNAME ahh well then that suxs d: lol you can't even go a little lighter or something ? :o 
someone asked me where indian land college was today .... 😒 
just found someone else who blocked me 😒 like what why ? 
alright ... so i'm babysitting in the morning . i have approximately 4 hours to write and watch grey's anatomy before bed . #wishmeluck 😐 
indirect tweets everywhere , see i'm not the only one 😑 
going to work at 6am is going to be a bitch tomorrow 😒 😞 😐 
it's november ad it was 83 degrees outside . i swear i hate texas weather ! 😒 😠 
ok cool ei , we all know its about that time everyone comes home . quit fucking updating your status informing us on what we already know 😒 
USERNAME you deleted me off snapchat 😖 😡 😠 😤 
damn im exausted ! ! ! gettin ready for be d; ) (@ USERNAME URL 
i'm getting too old for my mother to drink in front of me and not offer me any . #rude 
i got my first collage reqet mail today :') i grow up to fast dx 
i can be so rude when i'm angry . it's a problem honestly . 😣 
USERNAME well both our big men fouled out incredibly early , so it is 😏 
USERNAME grow some 🏀⚽⚾🎾👈👈 & tell them 😏 👌 lmao 
ugh , going back 2college has destory my cash flow 😑 every1 is getting $5gift card to #wawa 4 xmas . jk or am i ? buhahaha #awesomejessproblems 
just saw USERNAME 's daddy . now i miss you 😐 
USERNAME i guess you feeling many types of way right nah 😒 
ohemgee ! michelle ang is soo freakin pretty what the hell ! no fair ! 😒 
imma smack somebody if people dont quick unfollowin me thoo >.< 
USERNAME come on morgan , what kinda question is tha ? 😏 
USERNAME how sad ! d: did she give you reasons why not ? :o 
should of not came to my sisters and state home instead . all they're doing is studying 😒 
sleeping with carlos seemed like a good idea .. until i felt teeth sinking into my scalp 😑 
it's true what you hear d; i am a freak , i'm disturbed 
chris farted on me , a big one too 😖 😖 🚶💨💩🔥 
should of not came to my sisters and stayed home instead . all they're doing is studying 😒 
•analeigh tipton & cara delevingne are just ... perfect d; 
USERNAME me as your husban d: just kidding , i'm sure i ate at my girlfriends 
hate when i'm disappointed but need to act as casual as possible 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME just text each other ! ! ! ! yous are blowing up my twitter #help 😖 
there's no need to tell me every time you get mad that i'm gonna fail . 😒 
when girls think being skin and bones is sexy ... #gross 
i'm probably having it taken away again tonight tho 😒 
some say love & friends don't mix but i can't help the way that i feel 😏 
USERNAME i've been working like a slave 😖 .... asians don't believe in turkey day ? #rude 
USERNAME i drank a few for them and the indians 😏 
already plotting what i'm gonna dye my hair next ... keeping the blonde with a little twist 😏 
you piss me off so much & you make me want to just give up on everything 😒 
USERNAME .. make it back to the computer :d this show .. it's so dull d: 
hate seeing USERNAME and USERNAME be cute 😒 😞 😒 😞 #fuckyall 
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shouldn't have taken that nap 2 hours ago , now i can't sleep . #shrugs 😐 
