i asked my mama if she wanted a beer & she responded as if i just offered her some drugs o.o 
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probably the most relaxed night at work ever ..... #weird . 
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ppl will say more over a text message rather than in person #weird 
i alwayyss burn popcorn , even if i put it in for less time then it says . #wtf #why #whatsmyproblem 
#wtf is up with all these little girls having sex ? you have the rest of your life to have sex , just enjoy being young right now . 
lol be mad at me because your (ex) boyfriend and i were friends before/throughout your relationship and still are after your breakup #crazy 
i ordered pizza an hour ago .. #wtf ? #whereisit #howdoesthishappen 
my roommate micha is counting how many condoms he has .......... you don't even use them . 19 condoms and 6 lubes #wtf #idc 
cleaning my closet , where did all these shoes come from ! ? :o #shopaholicprobz 
my first tweet on january 1st is going to be : who is alive ? :o 
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USERNAME you should be at the mnsu denver game . #crazy #mavpridebaby 
when you spray hairspray directly in your eye <<< ughh 😵 
watching #thefountain after #inception …. yeah , i’m not sure how i will know if i’m actually awake tomorrow morning . o_o 
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USERNAME i haven't seen you in a long time :o 
i'm going to see the broncos & panthers play tomorrow .. but i know nothing about football .. << o.o 
#tinygirlbigappetite . i just ate soo much food to feed 10 people o.o 
this girl cheryl didn't know what the goonies was ? like o_o 
USERNAME lol yuh ima try an remeber your shoe size o_o lol jk 
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life is pretty #twisted and #strange . that's the way i like it . #freak #weird @ queendom URL 
your lucky i don't care about this hand right now USERNAME ..... 😳 #wtf 
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i just noticed its barely going to be 6 😯 
USERNAME 😯 their album ! ! ! ! it's so good 
writing again ... this feels right . #keys #crazy haven't had inspiration until now . #goodtiming :) 
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USERNAME o_o hope i can see this on yt soon 
she straight up told him his mother sucks cock in hell o_o lmao 
so , if you force your obese child to exercise…is that a form of child abuse ? #random 
people who still try to start arguments on twitter about . #omg #growup 
you take foreverr to read your damn texts #wtf #gettingimpatienthere 
this ice bath is bout to be bruutall #seriously 😖 😬 😵 
kenziei feel like one of those contact commercials ,'come snuggle with mommy' #omg <3 
absence of mind creates absence of the heart . or something like that :o 
why the hell would you even tell someone that #wow 
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teaching my mom how to use the xbox for netflix o_o , #killme ! 
that lil ugly rat said she ain't want me to sit by her 😳 😯 😶 
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so if sandy didn't happen a midsummer night's dream would be over ... #weird 
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“USERNAME perro de denim hecho en casa hace tres decadas . :o URL cute ! 
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USERNAME USERNAME no doubt , sounds like the hammer is being dropped 😯 
things happening everywhere and i'm stuck on night desk #wtf #agg #fuck 
my dog farted ... for some reason i closed my legs . o.0 
beginning to see a world of inside jokes opening up to me . i see a dalek and my first thought is :-o 
vinegar stroke: the face a male makes right before he orgasms , the same look when a male smells vinegar . 😯 
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USERNAME USERNAME o.o damnn ... i feel yhu doee . 
i have worked at a mexican restaurant for over a year and a half and i still want mexican food every night . #weird #aintevenmad 
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shes mad cause this white boy asked to chill with me after work 0_o i dont even like white boys sexually ....... 
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i wanna go out and eat . . . but not alone o.o 
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getting my nails done tmr .. cause their starting to talk to me 0.o 
0_o rt USERNAME #ladies the average height of the men in church is 5 foot 5 ..... adjust your wish list . 
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that awkward moment when u realize your a fan of one direction lmao 😮 
not sure why some lsu fans left . shit is far from over . #wtf 
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family party with my babe , omg i lloovvee the foodd o.o ! 
not with this girl trying to get at me o_o 
my night consists of doing abosolutley nothing , and being on twitter -_- #wtf #trynagetfuckedup #nofriends 
looked back at some old pictures from my junior year ! #weird #goodtimes #feelslikeforeverago 
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i put my hand up on yo hip , when i dip , you dip , we dip .... #random 
alyses dog just walked up to me and puked all over me ! ! ! #wtf seriously 
when i was little i probably wore my shoes on the wrong foot 95% of the time . because that was the cool thing to do- in my world . #weird 
i seriously dont know what to do for my birthday 0.o 
bobcats tie game #omg #wow 2.8 sec left dallas with ball let's see how this goes #nba 
i'm getting a panic attack about thinking of it . 😬😬😬 😵 i'm just thankful for my talks from sonia & my bros . they're like my yoda <3 haha 
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oh em gee austin dmed me ! lol 😏 😮 😳 
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before we thinned out the blood with alcohol✨ 😲 😱 🍻🍸 @ aviation house ! ! URL 
vince carter just airballed a game winning shot and then winked at his bench .. #wtf #youreold 
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these white girl know how to do the wobble 😮 😮 😮 
ppl want fancy ... brought external monitor for hackathon o.o ! #wowzapp #microsoft 
😌 i can't explain how i feel right now . i'm in a good mood ! #ahh #weird #haha 
now i know why my mom is overprotective :o its cuase of my auntie >.< 
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bey these 2 girls running on , on twitter , but with proper english ... o.o cunny wholee 
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💩💩🙊🙈👀 😷 😐 it stinks in here 😂 😂 😂 😵 @ on the toilot 🚽 URL 
i just realized that twitter is better than facebook :o 
so i berly found out i have robert as a friend on facebook :o lol 
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aryannaa juss ask me didd i wanna play wit a doll . . o_o 
USERNAME your going nuts or you want nuts :o ? 
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USERNAME did someone from our grade get pregnant ? #omg 
my girlfriend is participating in no shave november . #wtf 
cello always seems to be the first person i think if once i start tailgating #weird 
when my parents catch me talking to myself .... o.o 
these ninjas playing 2k13 and fussing like they really on the court . #wtf and USERNAME is pissed cause her phone dead n she has to watch 
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USERNAME wtf grandmom just made me an aunt vicky but with rum instead of vodka 😲 
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why do i take long strides when i drive o_o 
woaah just looked at the clock , and it said 9:11 :o °gassp° 
my mom got excited cuhs rudy got her a laptop wtf o.o 
USERNAME damn any louder ? o.o you tryna blow our cover nigga ? lmfaoo 
USERNAME you're also 5 tweets away from 2000. so would there be 2000 dalmatians then ? 😯 
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“USERNAME tonight sshould be good URL give me you outfit . :o #iwant 
and again my brother blows past an exit . he sucks at following directions , particularly in indiana . we almost ended up back in illinois o.o 
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a number just called me and when i caked back it says the number i have dialed is not in service :o #trippy 
USERNAME USERNAME #helmetsticker #gt #qb #rb v . lee 3td (1 passing 2 rushing) 100+ passing 100+ rushing #crazy #clutch 
oh . no . jus kidding , they were jus covered with snow #wow #ifeelstupid #whatever #yoyo 
did she really just ask me if i was lookin at porn ? ? #wtf #hahahahaha #funny 
ready to get off work and get ready for tonight ! 😁 😵 🍺🍻 
USERNAME uhh , no it wasn't . :o and cuz i was too shy /.\ 
that awkward moment when the mug in your hand suddenly decides to detach itself from its handle o.o 
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i think sleeping pills have the opposite effect on me .. i now have lots of energy #wtf 
USERNAME i enjoy the cold also :p & when it's hot over here it's like 113* to like 117* 0.o and it snows over here when it's cold , 
applying to jobs are easy but waiting to see if you gone get that call for an interview is the part where i get anxious and impatient 😯 😯 😯 😯 
certain things are worth waiting for , right ? even if the waiting makes you insane ! 0.o 
i need something to cheer my ass up :o maybe some chinese food ... or a some brownies ! 
#oomf just tried to go in on me and my other followers ! #wtf ! 
USERNAME avi > o_o . there is a god in heaven . 
they say: lets do something or girls night me :o k but the baby is gona b with me them:its ok . so we kickin it n they mad cause i can't go out 
that awkward moment when you're not used to getting into a lifted truck .. i'm used to ducking and rolling into mini vehicles . #weird 
really hard to tell if it's fake and someone went out of there way to make it realistic as possible . #wtf ahaha oh shit . 
i think i might have chipped my tooth on a beer bottle . #woops #drunktweet damn i'm pretty gone i'm surprised i'm spelling shit right #wtf 
hop up out the bed turn my swagg on , take a look in the mirror say wazzup(; USERNAME USERNAME #random #tired #lol #hmu #muah 
when it takes you 35 minutes to open your fucking gate to your driveway so i can bring you your fucking food you're obviously a faggot . #wtf 
USERNAME ; you didn't know till i told you :o 
just noticed i only have 24 teeth due to all the dental work i had as a kid . & boyfriend was born without wisdom teeth . o.o 
o_o blood dancing with its normal state lols ... o_o i knw everything lmao lols .... its near me i dont knw lols ... ? ? ? ? ? 
51 days until i get my phone o.o wtf d:< 
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USERNAME and what might that be o.0 ? i suck lol 
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don't know if my wifey #twin knows this but totally caught her busting a move while browning hamburger meat ! ! #cute #funny #crazy 
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USERNAME you ever get those bunny ears i lost back ? ? :o 
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holly shot i can't believe that just happened 😧 😵 i'm going to get killed if anyone knows 
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i thought that was the good stuff 😯 ? lmao . 
USERNAME see i was gonna be a smartass and say yep ... look at u ! 😲 but i wouldnt be that mean ! 
USERNAME not really . it has cold winters but this summer it was 115 degrees ... o_o it was a hot summer . 
how you broke your nose so you snore so loud <<<<< #petpeeve #oomf #omg #stfu 
the fact that joe and austin are talking <><><<<>><><<> #weird 
can't stand 4 sum body to hang up in my face ! #wtf 
i just got a winky face from my gir cousin o.o 
justin bieber broke up with selena :o i hope it's not true ! 
ugly USERNAME laughs at everything i say even before i finish saying it .. she's laughing as i tweet this .. #weird #creeper 
thinking i might play some #halo4 again , that game is the shit :o ) 
USERNAME are you ready yet :o & dont forget the piercing & balls lol c: 
love this fucken weather ! it makes everything so much better . 😮 
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i think i might die when 1d performs little things at their concert next year . 😍 😲 
still can't believe i have a fucking steel plate and 9 screws and a 7 inch scar #wtf 
idk why but im in super hermit mode #weird #home #stayingin 
i ate delicious jambalaya & now i'm sitting in a car w rolled up windows killing myself w the most pungent farts my butt has ever tooted 😁💨 😵 
my my leg hair loongg beyy o.o .. this one solid 2.5 inches right here on my calves 
im sick 😷😷 i think i'm dying 😔 😔 😵 😵 
you in high school and still wear duckey braids o_o #purefuckery 
it smells like chaw , but there's none of it around ... #weird 
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i be laying in bed twerking , ima twerk fein o.o 
😯 saw a black girl with no ass #weird #dontseethateveryday 😂 
knock that pussy out ; call it a cat nap 😮 
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omg me toUSERNAME i be laying in bed twerking , ima twerk fein o.o ” 
realizing is pays to hang out with charming people ... you pick up alot of shit . o.o #game 
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i used to get fucked up and forget my wat was on my mind but now i just think more #weird 
i think im obsessed with kellin quinn's voice . o_o #sleepingwithsirens 
USERNAME the only thing that could make this day better is a depressing movie ? ? ? ? #wow 😉 
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USERNAME 😯 that is so deep ! mine sounds gay now .. 😞 
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bored af l o.o king at yesenias gorgeous smile :d #realshit #awkward 
yo ! ol'girl on her damn phone makin my food o_0 .... #hippielife #teamlesbian 
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USERNAME i got hacked o_o even tgough getting locked up for streaking would be fun 
rt USERNAME that ole miss game hurt worse than the state game . state was never in that . ole miss should have won ! :o ( 
USERNAME just save my goldfish from burning in a 10 story building today . #random 
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USERNAME becausee you like cookies and cream icecream .... ? o.o 
USERNAME won't be long until i'm buying alcohol for you ;) #wtf 
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how legit would it be if i saw my bros in their state ship , saw clemson in the acc ship , and saw vandy&clemsons bowls ? o_o #footballaddict 
i'm the most predictable person on this planet . if i'm bored and nothing is on tv , you'll find me with a madea movie . #wow #whatismylife 
USERNAME 28 ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o omg that is a shock 
USERNAME it's okay . i'm scared to drive anyways 😵 😳 lol 
wondering if i should go w/ carlos or just stay at lilys party ? o.o 
i want high waisted pants .. but dont know if they'll look right :o 
also , wrote half a song at work today . that's how slow we were . i blame a&m . #weird #ihearthings 
USERNAME why did u hashtag duck ? ? ? #duck #goose #wtf 
officially have a headache day has been #eventful #crazy hope you learn to #chillout #lilnigga USERNAME #jpd is out tonight ! ! 
USERNAME :o geez that's not good . someone needs 2 educate her 
out and about for a solo dinner . #weird #missthehubbyandkid (@ sushi cuisine) URL 
USERNAME tell her no cause were in . vegas :o 
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yes , spencer did just get thrown in the bushes . #wtf #51mill #myfavorites 
lol someone hmu to do something i'm not tryna go home so early ! #wtf #wejustbeatelder 
why am i not sleeping right now ? running on 2 hours of sleep .... #wtf 
the bad boy just asked me out on a real date , say what 0.o :) ha 
biggest mistake of my life . trying to keep up these alcoholics . i feel like shit now . i can't even emagine how i'm gonna feel tom morning . 😵 
i'm ready to get out of letcher county .. 😵 
*dad & i watching a movie* dad-they cant love eachother they just met . me-no they didn't fag bag . dad- yeah they did turd shurd . #lmao #wtf 
to fucking #turntup in #viceteam 's official party van omg ! ! ! ! o.o 
they know who slightly stoopid is in iowa ? ? #crazy 
USERNAME maybe crying will help :o . what's even wrong with them lyke wut r they doing 
just saw my first dead body from a crime scene ! 💀 😲 
matching clutches #omg #jcrew USERNAME @ raleigh times bar URL 
getting wasted alone #whiskeylovers #jackdaniels #panda #sketchnetady #letsgoo #letsgetweird ... 😁 😲 😏 
just danced with a 60 year old women o.o shiit , she moved faster than me lol 
#random ... i hate wen ppl have weird lookin belly buttons 😁 
USERNAME no no i know who is who my brain is just not working today haha ... i wish natasha still did shows though :o 
USERNAME injury ? in football ? oh no how could this happen :o 
USERNAME d'aw , noo :c i don't have kik >.< what was it that you wanted to send mee ? 0: i am curious .. o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME are yall high or something ! ? o_o 
man i wish i had a susda so we could dress alike n shxt lol #random 
she doesnt like my new haircut ... #lifeover #wtf #done 
USERNAME hm :o idk go to the doctors or something 
USERNAME yess ... how'd u know ? ! 😉 😳 😁 😮 
my stomach is gonna explode :o i blame the shrimp balls . 
that awkward moment when your daddy starts talking to you and your voice jumps up 5 octaves o_o 
i flip the channel to adult swim & within 2 seconds i hear #wtf 
USERNAME you lying ! ! shit a real nigga can always put it down ... the pussy will make any nigga perc up ! o_o lol 
does anyone have any jeans they don't need/want anymore ? or maybe even some that they just want revamped ? i need entertainment o.o 
walking the dozen doughnuts i bought back to the room . can't tell if i'm being judged or if people are just jealous o_0 
the conversations i have with kauryn crazy tail doe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> #crazy ! 
*my mom watching a special about lady's who go abuse by their husbands mom :o mg who would do that ! :o me: :d i want a husband like that ! mom:;o 
finding this shit in my bathroom ..... <<< #wtf #gtfo #nasty #scared #hatebugs URL 
petrius blocked a shot , grabbed a rebound and made both free throws . 😯 #unexpected #gowarrior @ oracle arena URL 
my dog fell asleep in the dutch oven ... 😨 😷 😵 
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maybe USERNAME should come over & eat all the gingerbread men with me so dad won't get to . #random but true ! 
so i followed USERNAME ... and i don't get a follow back #nolove #hehatesme #abouttounfollow 😵 
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because a fucking plane crashed into a house & caught that bitch on fire :o #wtf #aweshit 
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chillin with this hurt chick and her birthday just happens to be tomorrow USERNAME #18yearsofbeinghurt #celebration 😐 😲 😔 #superhurt 👏 
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#sometimesiwonder what if someone on this planet actually does find me attractive ? ! o_o 
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USERNAME unsa nga something ? o.o hala lech . hahhaha 
and it started raining out of no where . o.o 
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i still don't get why everybody went home this weekend . we bout' to be gone for thanksgiving lol #weird 
my eyes chance colors from blue to green .... #weird 
it was an honor to be a part of the raines wedding today . two of my closest friends have been married within a year ! #crazy 
i am so tired 😴 but i can't fall asleep #crazy 
USERNAME & USERNAME talk like each other . #weird #scary #funny 
it's only 10 :3 0 & i'm sleepy af'. whutt ... o.o 
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the burnbook on instagram gotta know me they followed me o_o 
#confessionnight i want to grab chris warrens ass lol :o there i said it from twc lol 
USERNAME frida's gonna watch in the 2k12 vs show :o 
USERNAME haha , i'm not attracted to him anymore :o 
lol some random girl came up to me & started dancing ... o_o 
USERNAME ricky bobby you sob leave wit no goodbye #wtf 
why does USERNAME name come up as USERNAME when you out an instagram picture on twitter . ? ? #weird 
just got home . yung feeling na nawala ka , tpos talo pa si flash sa pag habol sa last trip ng train ? haha . watta experience ! ! ! o.o 
my mom needs to hurry &, come get me i'm sleepy o_o .. 
weirdest fucken party ever theres a tranny having a show o.o 
she said i dont wanna sit in this cubbyhole just take me to the 4th floor so i can see my dr . #crazy 
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what's with the weather ? is it the end of the world already ? :o lol . haha 
that akward moment after you get down kissing someone & they say it don't feel right cause they in love w . someone else o.o 
this girl just told her parents she was gay & they looked at her disgustedly and are cutting her off . #wow #underemployed 
that lightning omg :o holy crap another big one >.< 
then angel gonna wake me up and i'm no gonna wanna talk :o 
that doesnt sound like anything my dad would do o.o 
ahí te hablan stockzero #random #washingtondc #living101 @ vapiano URL 
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boyfriend by jb is my song . i get down every time it comes on . 😯 😏 
when someone thinks ur fighting so they subtweet about it . #wow #smh 
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colt 45 just came on ! ! talk about throwback ! #myjam 😮 🎶🎶🎶 
USERNAME so you don't wanna leave ? o.o why don't you just do it either way ? lol 
all these helicopters in the air and no news station has any info ? ! #wtf 
USERNAME lmaoo', tried to play me; that aint even cool bestfriend ! o.o 
what if you were eating seafood and then drink water and it came back to life :o 
my parents are saying i should be in a opera play #uhh #wtf 
i cannot believe how little i use a computer nowadays . #weird . 
i like the all state insurance guy better as president palmer from the show 24 #random 
looks like im not getting home for another few hours o.o 
i cannot believe how little i use a computer nowadays . #weird . 
when people know me from twitter , i'm like :o 
USERNAME you did ? :o when was this ? ? lol 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME o_o and now it stinks .... hahah omg louis u farted u dirty bastered ... haha .. idk wuts wrong 
the motion light in my backyard keeps turning on and i don't see anything out there .. #scary #omg somebody save me . 
USERNAME USERNAME if he ends up like that janitor i'm going to move to norway .... he probably knows where i live :o 
just chugged some water . tummy is now freezing . #wtf 
2nd weekend in a row that i've stayed in #weird #hmph 
nothing like filling up in stoddard n having kids on their bikes yelling at u in british accents . #wtf 
my brothers being a dick to my mom right now .. i've never seen this before o_o 
getting told by someone that they think you could sound like lil wayne . #wtf 
im freezing and hot as balls at the same time right now #wtf 
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this kid chatting me on facebook is seriously drunk or something , it's hilarious ... #omg #juststop 
“USERNAME this seriously can be real . we're not related .... #omg #idiot URL the future of jchs 
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not that everything juss went out , streetlights and everything ! ! #wow 
that moment when you turn on the tv and see the rocky workout scene for the first time #wow #hahaha 
holy crap . just heard a gunshot that sounded like it was in front of the house 😳 😦 😧 😮 😨 
do you really not understand ? ? ! ? ! ! ? #wtf 
i've never even been on a date before . #wtf #imtheuglyduckling #k 
#oomf i can't , your just too sexy 😲 😍 😍 😘 
# confession .......... guessin itz true wen they say da pple who r more ticklious r da jealous types . -.- :o , 
lastnight was crazy i cant believe how kerina car got ta spinning out on 94 n frnt of us her car gone but they still here o_o 
i just realized i haven't tweeted in two days .... #wow #withdrawls #imback 
USERNAME i will do ! thnx ! i'll let you know how that goes . :o ) i'm with houghton in atlanta . mention me there ! 
, never mind thats way too many , fuck that o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wait betty you haven't seen the good 1 yet o_o 
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:o really . lets see 1 for the 10 . lol rt USERNAME <- rt USERNAME who gots the sweets ? 
#sometimesiwonder why #staystrongjustin is trending . like there aren’t any other girls out there that would want to be with him . #weird 
on a budget means i get no ice o_0 ..... smh 
USERNAME and i are finally going to denny's and i couldn't be more giddy right now . 😯 🍔😬 
USERNAME my sister wants me to do that too👯 😯 
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USERNAME ... it scares me when im sleeping ... but that hair cut keeps me up at night :o 
USERNAME 😵 do it fast cause classes get filled quick 
USERNAME USERNAME i don't care if i curse em out still get more than you ! ! ! o.o 
go on twitter , and my phone favoriting shit itself #wtf 
obama says he's pulling everyone outta afganistan ? then ... why i'm i getting deployed there ? #weird 
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USERNAME yeahh its my last name , its polish :o 
the last song makes me cry everytime . #omg #sosad 
idk the people that be liking my pic on instagram . #weird #strangers 
USERNAME we just been there la .. ! and its not cold .. but we get here on vegas it is f$&USERNAME cold like artantic .. lol and it snow .. ! ! #crazy 
when someone in ur friends phone is hairy legs . and it's a girl ... #wtf 
tyson the only ones with school ? o.o that's not possible .. 
USERNAME then don't let the truth be something to be ashamed of . 😮 
USERNAME is that a gay flag in your avi ? :o lmao 
when you wake up from one of those random naps and you feel so lost .. 😮 
why the fuck is his friends inboxing me for ? o.o 
random guy dressed in all white drunk as fuck hitchhiking #wtf 
#confessionnight .. i have horrible back problems . i've been on addictive medication my grandpa had after 2 back surgeries 0.o 
speaking of that movie , thought i would share how taylor responded when i first told him about the movie . #wtf 
i love my future roommates more than bean and cheese or tortillas . chapala tortillas . #wow 
i found these in dollar tree ... o_o . i . can . not . for a dollar ? ! i wouldn't trust that to get @ dollar tree URL 
yo no entiendo como hay gente qe pueden beber agua tando acostado o.o eso me da gana de vomita si bebo hacii :$ 
i got notfications of likes and i was like " wtf ? i didnt post anything o.o 
USERNAME mona the #gop only get upset when you tell them the thruth . USERNAME do no respect #woman at all . #wow 
blockbuster video still shows the movie in the new release section , you can get it for free on most cable plans right now #wtf 
when you and your boyfriend , hold hands while eating cereal ! <<<< #weird #funny #hightimes #gonee 
USERNAME yes i am :) & i knoww :o where u b @ ? ? ? 
USERNAME didn't they make like 2 years already :o lol 
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and i saw demarcus he small ass hell 0.o ! 
o.o if you say so lol guys this day ... , 
USERNAME i almost slept through part of my drive o_o time for sleeping ! night night ! sweet seungri dreams ;p 
almost dropped my phone in a bucket of water o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME nothing . o.o i was just saying cause that's what grade they're in . 
the dude on this movie looks just like my friend matt . #weird . #twins . 
even though i was just kidding around ... i kind of like that picture 0.o 
USERNAME o_o really oh noo . im over in collegiate commons where was it 
#confessionnight ; i barely trust people now a days . :o 
i had no idea just how many of my friends , acquaintances , and just people in general , really freaking hated the relationship i had . o.o 
USERNAME sorry i forgot to tag u ! my bad 😮 haha 
USERNAME oh ok lol . sheri always tells me how loud riley's are . jonah's are usually the silent killers 😲 lol 
i need to watch the latest degrassi tomorrow before work . idk if i'm gonna livetweet or not . probz cause alli and dallas #omg 
i got hacked on instaa and someone photoshopped my picture with theirs o.o i dont even know them ! 
wait hold up .. my last tweet sounds like i'm calling serg my baby o.o no 
half my #tls is telling someone to chill but who are they talking to ? o_0 
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USERNAME if you think so . an abusive man can be faithful to . 😯 
just hit a bruise i never knew i had 😵 1st basketball bruise >> 
USERNAME that fatass moment when you get chicken strips from foodsco but want fries too so you go next door to mcdonalds drive thru . o_o 
USERNAME , yes , i know what sarcastic means . tryna call me slow ? o_o 
it took me 5min to figure out how to put the seat back on the bus just to realize that the seat was already all the way back 0_o 
USERNAME ohh ! that ... might be a problem . o.o 
almost 300 followers ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o o 
i am seriously hella tired . 11 hour shift ain't the business . 😔 😥 😵 
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USERNAME yea , that definitely doesn't sounds like fun at all ... staring at retirement home titties & dirty diapers all day o_o smh 
USERNAME nice dance super girl ... on the way the police coauthor my mom :o 
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anyone wanna tell me why the commercials are so much louder than the show ? #wtf 🙉 😆 
i'm kinda feeling a tt tonight 😯 maybe a little #twitterafterdark throwback ? 
USERNAME USERNAME just look under a male dragon . o.o 
USERNAME on what ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! :o 
the board game has got to be literally the stupidest thing i've ever seen . have y'all never heard of scrabble ? ! #wtf 
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dakota is doing peddle to the medal in a parking lot .... #neveragain 😲 
USERNAME wow , i did not know those two ie10s on win8 are actually different . i thought the only diff was the chrome ! ie10s are fragmented :-o 
then i make my wish and my phone vibrated , im all excited thinking my wish really came true :o 
looking at family piks with my mom and dang in october of 2011 i was still skiny :o 
ahh don't ask me about him ? ! ? that's weird & awk ! ugh fight me . jk . #weird #awk #past #guys #him #crushes 
ort USERNAME i went to check the mail o_o lol 
ugh i don't want to see you in my twitter feed 😒 #wtf 
bored af , about to blow it down 💨💨 😵 
"USERNAME i seriously cant wait to wake up in disney and eat mickey mouse waffles #omg USERNAME hell yeaah 
i need to start smiling in my pictures instead of making stupid 😛 😵 facess 
USERNAME love u babe ! her thought him was #crazy lol felt the vibrations from the #houseexplosion on #ss in my chest #scaredtfoutofme 
this porn star is following me on twitter ... o_o 
this girl has the most hideous eyebrows i've ever seen like i can't 😵 😖 
when he gets mad & upset he cuts & burns his self :o 
a car would stop at a red light in the middle of two lanes ! #onlyinla #wtf #baddrivers #crazi @ lincoln blvd URL 
USERNAME USERNAME he is f**king kidding dont believe him . he disses our angel all the time ! its sick :o 
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when someone can tweet me , but not text me back #wtf 
USERNAME watching never say never . drunk . and i'm 25 years old . #wtf #iloveyou 
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me and USERNAME tend to tweet , text , and fbook each other all at the same time #weird 
hopefully by black friday i have enough money to buy new stuffs .. clothes , shoes , books .. i'm drooling right now ... 😲 
USERNAME that's like 25 minutes from here :o and i know -___- ! lol i hate that ! 
my dad really told me if you want sleep over USERNAME house tonight if you want :o 
do you ever wonder how will you look when your 30-40 ? o.o 
the way psych season 6 ended , #whatthehell #cliffhangerssuck #omg #omgwhathappensnext ! ! ! ! ! ! 
all these lightweights smh . only jackie & i are the only ones awake :o 
so thankful for my parents ❤ ❤ just wanted to put that out there #random #novemberthankfultweet 
lol he gone ask me what cuter , penguins or polar bears ( o_o ) 
i wonder if anyone runs for president hoping there really is a book of secrets and that's really the only reason why they ran ... #random 
let's see if imma be able to handle him all freaken day ! 😲 
#random i like carrots . only raw though , cooked carrots are so gross to me .. 
ive been workin since 6am n i jus got out of work got dam nd my only break was go home shower n on to tha nxt #wtf #sotired 
my dad took away my beer then 5 minutes later told me to go take a shot with my cousins .. #notcomplaining but #wtf 
how come she can talk to guys , but you can't talk to any girls .. ? im just not getting it .. #weird #stupid #pathetic 
USERNAME that is so weird i just tweeted the same thing ! ! ! ! #weird 
if i ever get married , it better be luke bryan or someone as sexy as him . too much to handle #omg #lukebryan 
USERNAME shes a junior at summit you sure ? o.o 
just remembered bout my anatomy test on tuesday 😲 🔫 #death 
beiber & selena broke up ? ctfu 😂 👍 😮 
just drove around for an hour and didn't find a parking spot . #wtf 
USERNAME idk i might kill myself tonight soo idk when ill be free 😵 🔫💀💀💀 
oww , there are tears on my neck from this movie and they sting . #wtf 
o_o lmao lols ..... empty so what is it too do o_o lols ....... o_o lols ....................... i wanna knw knw rt it and keep it so ill knw when 
USERNAME i do o.o who is that and are they worth money ? ? ? ? ? ! 
USERNAME lol my sister told me that cause i did my bangs blender . & i'm not a druggie :o 
going through my old facebook messages :o hahah memories >> 
USERNAME oo girl :o why you creepin in my window i'm in the living room lmao xd 
i havent done a set of pushups in 2 days :o i feel guilty for some reason now lol , it litterally bothers me .. 
didn't catch the game but that steal by USERNAME #wow insane effort on a breakaway #celtics should be #top10 USERNAME 
i wonder how long it'll take for courtney to notice im tweeting bout her o.o 
USERNAME she's your sis n you don't see her ? :o wtf lmfao because iwanted you to tell her k , imiss her 
'bros before hoes' means to put you're guy-friends before girls ... o.o 
i just saw harry wink at me . niall kiss me . liam ripped his shirt off . and zayn/louis dancing . :o what am i seeing ? URL 
#confessionnight i used to be a cutter o_o but thats the past ! new me :) ) 
i am so tired .. more like dead . 😴 😵 
USERNAME lol aw shucks ! lol , but idk how you're even supposed to draw weather ? :o 
USERNAME and what if i did ? o.o watcha gonna do eh ? 
shitt imma freak buh not that big of a freak :o 
i have not been 2 #church n 2 months ... o.o :-( 
the #weekend #trilogy #album #zoning 😮 😴 😳 @ university village apartments URL 
did i just say wicked ? someone come take me to nj please . #omg #ew 
never did i think i'd be on a school bus drugnk . #weird 
wanna slap the guy who keeps asking everyone to #wtf #goawayyanasty 
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i have my headphones in my ear , jamming and i can hear someone snoring ... #wtf 
okay there's a fucking gun going off scared as fuck #omg 
USERNAME yay you better not forget tho :o ! ! ! tell her in the am 
i dont know if my mom is snoring or my niece is ? o.o #freakedout ! 
wish i was seeing afroman with all my sisters right now , but instead i'm in the bed , about to die ... 😲 😲 😲 
#confessionnight i have never cried at the smell of onions .. o.o 
USERNAME lol dont tell me you have twitter and dont know what a followback is o.o as in can you click the follow button on my side ? 
USERNAME but she's underage and it's not legal in our states :o 
kik is crazy fast lol tbr i'd rather kik than text :o v 
lol nigga said let's go to the dollar movies tf 0_o 
did i just get subtweeted again .. ? #wtf #twiceinthesamenight 
USERNAME wahhisthis ! ? you have . erg . then type in cunninlynguists in pandora 😯 
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😯 why ? rt USERNAME heavily irritated with USERNAME . 
i have a problem . haha i clean my house for fun 9.38 on a saturday night i'm scrubbing the floor and doing laundry ... #wtf #ocd 
when you spend more time on twitter talking to other people than you do talking to me > #allthetime #everyday #sameshxt #wtf #whatever 
im a loner right now and nobodys texting me :( i was so busy days before and people was hitin me up on and off . -.- #wtf 
USERNAME scrolls down my tl :o , you ain't even tag me in it pussboy . but i love you still jordan 
i knew i gained weight since hurting my knee , but no idea how much til i weighed in tonight 4 my workout baseline . 30lbs ... o_o #itendsnow 
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USERNAME fyi rt :o mgfacts: in dark knight rises , bane needed to wear 3-inch heels to look batman in the eyes ! 
why am i eating a muffin in the pitch black ... #weird 
i feel so sick 😲 all i wanna do is sleep but i cannot 
so , tryna stay awake here ! ..... ( 0.o ) 
i only had one best friend . where she go ? :o 
whr u at ? rt USERNAME seen a stripper tonight o_o she was ratchet af 
yesterday must have been great for you two , you make a great couple . #badpeople #players #wow 
can't wait to go home to a nice warm fireplace after a long day of work 😲 🔥 
USERNAME lmao so when you say something the right way you make their nipples go hard ? :o 
yung totoo , bakla ka ba ? bakit ganyan yung mga tweets , creepy ! :o URL 
told my mama my tummy hurt , she tried to give me sleeping pills . o.o 
black eyed peas is stuck in my head ... #wtf 
#confessionnight #oomf who just retweeted me is one of them :o lol 
USERNAME i think im gonna try and give mcchickens up for lent this year :o 
what the heck how do i have 19k tweets . 😐 😯 
USERNAME dunno which is more frightning: that pic or the fact that you found it ! :o the intertubes can be scary ! ! ! 
USERNAME wtf ? ! you actually like it ? and it's your first time ? ! :o holy fuck . 
you're not even pretty in real life stop #weird #facebookpretty 
i really wanna make a snowman right now .. ⛄ #weird 😎 
hold up . ✋ weed is legal in colorado now 😮 . 👌👌👍👍👍👍 #foreword 
boy cheerleaders , #wtf is the point of that ! 
you text me first , i reply , and then you dont fucking answer ... #wtf 
when you say you hate someone you use to date but always text him #wtf 
USERNAME sleep nko .. 😝 😵 😲 heheh ... sunod nlng ta talk ok ? ? gud nyt . 💋 💋 💋 💋 
talking to a guy in my brothers unit < #weird #awk #no 
USERNAME this is the $100 clock i was talking about . :o URL 
that shit got me fucking happy ! ! ! ! ! ! :o :o :o 
do not disturb is on >>> goodnight ! ✌😴 😵 
i'm losing my mind ! ! ! 😲 😲 😵 😵 
i can't throw chris next to someone who needs to eat the next chicks dress 0_o bad dola #ahh correct'o k lol 
o_o ahahahahhahahahahahahaha im still up till the hens hits wind lols ... but otherwise then at just up till i run out tweets lols ... 
is there really going to be a zombie invasion ? :o 
i hate when i ask a question nd da persons explanation be so long dat half way thru it i be like fuckit i dnt even wanna kno anymore #random 
this guy is promoting the military like #wtf if we wanted to go we would 
... so skirts && snowboots the new trend ? ? ? ? o_o 
when my tummy hurts it reminds me of you ... how you loved rubbing my tummy and poking my fat . #random #wtf #ugh #getthefuckoutofmyhead 
well .. tonight proves im over being that guy at the bar .. staying inside and myself from now on #overit #done #wtf 
USERNAME i'm just used to hearing everyone say . sorry wont say it again i swear ! :o 
my gawd , if i ever meet USERNAME 😍 😊 ☺ 😵 😲 
USERNAME yeah . what fox news tells her . i hope she goes to a like ku and learns like facts and arithmetic o_0 
USERNAME two day old cakes taste better though than fresh ! :o 
if we walk in the hallway we get kicked out of this ghetto ass hotel ... #wtf 
USERNAME ahh . i'm eating only greens and protein and i've lost 12 lbs in a week o_o 
i love it when someone/anyone says my name <3 is that wierd doe ? :o 
USERNAME shes my wife but she doesnt know it :o , were u see her at ? :) 
USERNAME and USERNAME just sucked the beer off the floor .... #wtf ... and are still doing it 
#this #girl #is #such #a #bad #bitch ! ! ! #loveher #omg #besties ! ! ! #illsingforyouagain #;) 
#confessionnight i dont drink water :o its rare if i do 
people tell me one thing but you act differently #wtf #confused 
they've successfully taught cats how to use the toilet now ? :0 #wtf 
can't believe i fell asleep and wasted a saturday night . #wtf 
USERNAME how old are you ? #random question that just popped up in my head ? 
USERNAME you mean there's even more you gave to offer ? ! ? #wow can't wait . 
1hr more & i am calling somebody to have this madness stopped . god damn ! ! there are people trying to sleep . 😤 😖 😴 😡 😠 👿😈😈 😵 😲 
skins is the wierdest fucking show #wtf #netflix 👎 😟 
vhs was bout the creepiest shit i ever seen #wtf 
you can say a million things , but it only takes one action to destroy words . 👆💢 😲 
christmas music on the radio :o i'm in love already lol 
USERNAME :o .... i wasn't serious ma dude ... please 
mom: aw i love maryjane . me: what ? ! o_o her: dosent get much better . me: lol what ? ! her: best candy ever . me: oh .. lol .. morman . 
the chiefs haven't led a game for a single second this whole season ... #wow 
USERNAME haha >.< ur luckie af i think i could of fainted v.v if i saw her :o lol jk 
not trying to be nasty or anything but the song brings back hella memories . #wow #halastyear 
lord wat darrius just told me . ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 0_o wtf . ? ? 
all guys do on my fbook is upload their weed and jeans o_o 
my entire twitter feed right now ... USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #wtf ? URL 
“USERNAME i still have feelings for oomf ... :o " 😘 😚 
just finished the shitload of a week of math homework for being absent in an hour o.o relaxing tomorrow tho #sunday 
not tired , bored , nothing to do ! #wtf 
so when susie retweets me .... i show up on trey songz timeline o.o ' 
sorry girls ... guys want some #toffeelicious this was a #crazy and #fun night ... @ voodoo lounge URL 
#random ... i only met one girl that squirted in my life .. an it wasn't fa lack of tryin .. 
wtf ! o.o is it just me or ..... twitter is acting stupid right now >.< 
no one will ever understand how much i crave milk . lol i love it so much . #weird 
omg . lady just dropped on the floor at the bar . #cpr #omg 
ew ! do not come here ! ! #flies #in #drinks #omg @ wing warehouse URL 
i went from being darlin to cunt in a matter of 2 days . #wow 
#oomfs mom texted my mom telling her what i was doing today like wtf ? stalker much ? o.o 
USERNAME did you take it ? this guy offered me & my 14 yr old cousin alcohol lmao . then these people started smoking weed , then twerked o_o 
now our convo might get a bhit awkward o.o -.- #fckngreat 
the awkward moment when eminem is from east side but dr . dre is from west side . o.o 
USERNAME oh orite , you have it or no ? :o 
dat ass though :o #football #player #butts #loveem #fan #allaboutit #weak 
im not gone cry this time ill try not too 😲 😞 
#confessionnight i think imma be a daddy o.o or she might be fucking with me . i hope shes is playing though d: 
#lt i definitely have to b up in 4hours for work 0_o 
you can actually write windows (phone) 8 code w/ visual studio on a winrt tablet ? 😯 
just got home & realized i still gotta put my sheets back on my bed #wtf #justwannasleep 
USERNAME your hair ! :o people will mistake you for eleanor .. 
lmaoo if someone i like says they see me like a sister :o 
cause it wasnt as of it them then lols ... o_o lmao lols .............. 
this is literally the most awkward picture ever taken .... #omg #birthday #abc #lulz #awkwa @ the green house URL 
well it ain't that bad but you seriously need some stitches 😮 
i'll never not take a girl seriously again when she says she has cramps . my stomach all kinda fucked up right now #wtf 
confession night ... o.o i have a feeling one of my confessions is gonna end up on a twitlonger lol . 
5 days till breaking dawn part 2 .. ☺ 👏 😍 😯 😁 
USERNAME oh yeah huh ? ! :o hopefully you get the retainers & you stay safe out there babygirl <3 haha you know it jkjk i will finally meet sarah 
USERNAME lmao ... there's only desert half way though ! ! ! ! :o :( lol 
now my room smells like mcdonds 😵 😵 facckk #yucky 
#1stworldproblems how will you live ? lol rt USERNAME im going to be without a phone for 2 days ! :o 
hope i don't lose my galaxy s 3 2nite :-o 
not even in the mood 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 #iswaa 
USERNAME is it dark out side i can't tell :o lmao ditched my ass ! ! ! ): salty 
pretty sure the whole city of boise came into golden corral tonight . #sobusy #crazy 
been a long while since i drank by myself .... #weird 
why is my news feed being spammed with like 6 people spamming USERNAME with pick up lines ? #weird #wtf #pickuplines 
#the california sunset #san diego #wow @ torrey pines gliderport URL 
really you won't text me because you have a boyfriend #wow #pathetic 😒 
i swear this game was close a minute ago .... #wtf 
USERNAME haha . i know ! ! ! ! dude my uncle knows puppet o.o 
o_o ... wht in the name of ratchet ! ! ! wtf did i just walk into lol 
my cousin said she want to date USERNAME . . . :o 
marshall harris on csn is a total loser .. hes a dumb shit hes talkinging shit drunk at ladder 15 saying eagles . suck .. .. #wow USERNAME 
is it possible to read your bible and watch netflix at the same time ? o_o 
USERNAME i think i saw you at the movies . :o 
cause i'm really sure you wanted your first kiss to be when you were completely wasted making out with someone you don't even know .... #wow 
you have really changed . whenever your around someone else , i don't exist .. until ! you want something . #directed #oomf #wow 
always a sad thing knowing you have to go back to jersey 😪👎 #wtf 
most black guys like black girls or white girls .. #wtf 
USERNAME i did , it was so pretty :) lol it says on it . i was like wtf ? :o aha . then i remembered theresa ! :p 
USERNAME atik ? o.o hahahahaha . stop stop ksi ako lol . how many chapters kung isang book muna i'get ? 
oh goodness .. i’m ganna pray for you after my mom is done with you . maybe i shouldn’t have said anything o.o now i won’t make top band lol 
the police are looking for a suspect describe as sexy , funny and great in bed . your ugly ass is safe but where should i hide ? o_o 
USERNAME has me all confused . is her hair real or not ? :o we'll never know . but its beautiful ! 😊 
o_o lmao lols ......................... o_o lmao lols ......... o_o lmao lols .. im behaving mother lols ......... =) lols ... rt it 
USERNAME omg you finally got off ? ! ? :o 
got big boobs but in reality its all fat :o 
USERNAME ah fuck , i didn't know you were down . i don't want to o_o 
love her ! 😝 #crazy #bestfriend #goodnight #auburngame #wareagle USERNAME URL 
this guy just took a wrench to the nuts ! #wtf 
oomf dm me , & they got my number ... weird 0.o 
USERNAME did you upload the pictures from matthew's birthday yet ? :o 
and i got called pretty yesterday . haha . her exact words , :o . shit bitches say ! 
i miss USERNAME so freaking much ! ! ! ! ! #comehomebaby #otherhalf #london #omg #wow #ya 
USERNAME its not 11:11, your wish isn't gonna come true :o 
my guh ! 💗 #bestfriends #love #goodnight #wareagle #gameday #crazy USERNAME URL 
#confessionnight i buy new clothes every friday after work 🙀 😱 😵 💜 i need to check into shopaholic rehab 😂 
since when do thunderstorms happen in november ? ! 😳 😬 😧 #weird 
i was 2 for 2 tonight with and also gave me his number for weed lol #wtf 
i swear i was already at 6000 tweets earlier today ... #weird 
me and #oomf were on the phone for almost 5hrs . dang o.o 
ducks are the most explosive offense i've ever seen ... stop the run and mariotta throws for 350+ and 6td #ducksflytogether #wow 
you get a swimming pool full of liquor then you divee in it 😲 
USERNAME he was twerking on me , i was worried ! :o 
o_o lmao lols ......... o_o lmao lls ................ same o_o me too gosh lols .......... thats so lmao lols ..... o_o .... ! ! ! ! 
wow , blast from the past . never thought i'd ever talk to you again . #weird 
1 :3 1 and im drunk and definitly not tired #wtf 
when i say hi to a chick: hi am ...... her: dont nobody care ! when a dickhead stud says hi: ay bitch ... her: lol you so silly , marry me ? 0_o 
USERNAME t . p house . ? she cant have company .. 0.o ? 
USERNAME i thought you already had it to your boobs :o 
USERNAME scary=clowns and dolls . frightening = clown-dolls ! ! ! ! :o / 
last night was fucked up too oh well guessing i deserve it o_0 
USERNAME yeah , haha . :o it's alright . does it get busy at times when you're at the fd ? 
went from really tired to wide awake #wtf USERNAME <3 
USERNAME happyy birthdayy ! ! 😘 😍 💋 💜 💙 💖🎉 oh & tonight>>> #omg 😍 #jk #forrealtho 😉 😂 
USERNAME USERNAME i think we all know who she is . 0.o no one likes her 
USERNAME o.o you seem ma d; so ima assume she's really rubbing it in >_< damn 
#wow your on #grindr but your #prejudice ? #contradiction much ? it's #2012 & #racism still exists , #smh if your #racist go back to the south 
13 or 14 hmm ? ? ? ? o.o USERNAME wat one :o 
i can hear someone downstairs but it's 1 :3 0 ... #wtf 
USERNAME ima go to loops be outside nd follow me homee , its cuhz i dnt wanna be drinkinq nd drivinqq :o 
o_o lmao lols ................. oh yeah lols ........ o_o lmao lols ...... ill fall for this lmao lols ........ o_o ... 
USERNAME gimme your # i lost it .. again :o 
i swear my cat just farted & i almost passed out 😳 😲 😷 
USERNAME USERNAME i saw someone asked romo if he'd ever been to chuckchansi park 0.o it's like reeally haha 
don't get me wrong . i love justin bieber & all , but #staystrongjustin is trending b/c his relationship ended ? #wtf #hellbeokay 
USERNAME 😮 where have you been ! ? i miss you :( 
USERNAME i'd say i'm sorry but i don't think thats gonna help . :o at all . 
got bored so i came to twitter ... and mann ! 😁😁 😯 
had a good day but no happy ending . #wtf 
#me #noglasses #weird #mynight #ipad2 #photobooth #playinaround #tonsofpictures #oops #toomuchfun @ my house URL 
swear i saw a fuckin ufo earlier . #crazyshit #aliens #wtf 
bunker 🏨 😵 (with randy at USERNAME [pic] — URL 
it's like i went to bed in high school and i woke up and i'm in the navy in tx as a pharmacy tech ! #wtf #thatwasfast #whereisshe #sneakover 
i'm just gonna accept the fact that im gonna die tonight #tomanynoises :o 
:o rt USERNAME rap superstar nicki minaj has been announced as a guest award presenter at the 2012 aria awards ! 
ive never felt so young in my life til this second . o.o 
USERNAME aww :3 what time did elsa leave ? :o 
the heat just turned on by its self o_o #creepedthefuckout 
eww my bottom stitches are really loose . like its going to fall out . #wtf #whatdoido 
jus leave it at that . flat out . why start or keep up drama ? #imlost o_o 
lynn security body searching my pockets .... don't have anyy #wtf only lynn . #abuse 
oomf really just tried this girl 😂 😂 😂 💥🔫 😵 🚑💨 
i've been searching the internet for hours now bored as hell . i just realized i have a netflix account 🙈 😮 #sillyme 
good night #crazy #artwalk #wynwood #relaxing #star #gazzing #trees #branches #sleepwell #good @ wood tavern URL 
lmfao . sherika done typed this long message and i still dont understand , o.o lol 
i'm . in . the . ghetto . 😯 👍anyways .... 
USERNAME :o ? ! ooh okay (; you too boo boo <3 lol 
USERNAME lool , oh maan ! i'm just dying at this picture .. dont even know how it ended up on my laptop o_o 
then this muaf . cker fenna break my damn heels o_o 
USERNAME why do the ladies hate you ? :o your a loveable persons ! 
i feel like someone's watching me right now o.o . stop being a creep shanice ! 
at dennys and this hoe ask hoe many grits come with the meal ? o_o ! lmao is this hoe serious ? 
i wanna sing to my bride (if dat one eva come along) as she walks down the aisle #random 
uhm i guess after party at my house 😳 😏 😮 
USERNAME you have honey whiskey and im not there #wtf 
wtf ? i've been home all day ! and i didn't hear shit outside o.o 
like girls i don't even flirt with get mad at me for no reason . is god trying to send me a me a message or something . #wtf 
USERNAME give her one of your killer smiles and maybe she'll be like :o and stop following you ? idk ... i've never been a stalker #scary 
when you get that random goodnight text from someone you haven't talked to in a long time . #random . o: 
USERNAME USERNAME security body searching my pocketdon't have #wtf only lynn #abuse she's got the crack between tha tittes" ass 
USERNAME i try to tell myself that every time , but i ... i just can't explain ... its ... weird o.o 
does oomf have underwear on in their avi . o_o # #notcool 
i love this show .. i love alota shows . 0.o 
being tired but not being able to sleep <<< #wtf 
what if i really was cold hearted and serious 24/7 ? :o 
USERNAME oh o_o *pretend like we didn't see that* :) 
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some of these apps for the iphone 5 are not updated to fit the screen #wtf 
lol how do you make a turnoff tweet when you're obsessed with someone who has a girlfriend .. ? #wtf 
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#confessionnight i hate when :o )females say oh to me :o ). 
i think i can make an exception though 😮 ☺ #justforu 
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when girls don't shave there legs 😔 😩 😲 👎 
who is this random bitch that knows all about my highschool life #crazy 
just remembered that when i said .. peace sign & all . #wtf 
i ask my sis who do you like .. she says t'f o.o she hood ! 
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omg what will luz's reaction be when i tell her the big news ? ? :o o 
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wanna go to sleep but i ain't sleepy' ! o.o 
now that i talked about spiders , my head is itchy . :o 
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that brake up was out of the nowhere o.o still confused but shit happens 
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so just cause you from a city mean you have twins merveil ? *nods head* #wtf ! 
you pick your nose , you could pick your friends , but you cannot pick your friends nose o.o 
my nose is stuffed up im sneezing like every 5 mins .. i hope in not geting sick :o 
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it's so cold outside and my crazy ass grandma got her air conditioner on . #wtf #pleaseoldlady 👵 
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the boys ditched me to go beat up matt brazell . 😒 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao theres only one way you can get that from a girl ..... you sucked her toe ? :o 
one second my phone is saying its 43°, next its 30° #wtf 
then it looks red at the top an mess .. o.o 
USERNAME you know if you keep lying your nose grows :o 
then it looks red at the top an mess .. o.o 
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i would never steal money from the register . im scared of jail 0_o 
USERNAME i was craving it so i got some #weird 
just being #weird and #me again #original @ in my mind URL 
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USERNAME im sorry , i cant really look at you o.o but im ... idk the biggest bully in my life is myself . and im pretty horrible ... 
in colorado , it is illegal for a man to marry his wife’s grandmother . #goodtoknow o.o 
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i could work 3rd shift b/c my ass stay up #random 
man i swear my house is haunted cuh ! 😯 
lmafoo indian parents dancing to gangam style is so effin hilarious . hahahaa :o 
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.... cuzz u said u were gettin to tht point were u , have feelings for me ! :o 
USERNAME USERNAME :o :o :o :o :o *se va por el agua bendita para sacarle ese demonio caliente* 
my mommy painted my toes :) ) polka dots o.o haha 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME hoy yo hice un gran cambio: libro infantil o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME shes a thing now ? o.o hahah and i know u guys do . 
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of course i talk to myself , sometimes i need expert advice o.o 
looking for a laptop to buy , on my current lap top .... makes me feel like i am cheating on it . #weird 
i'm up ..... bored .... & i'm no where near tired (-_-) #wtf 
USERNAME y'all tryna pull some slick shit if its all 3 of y'all o.o 
the one downfall to early early morning sex ... changing the sheets at 3 a . m . #wtf 
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my feet are icicles , i need some socks ! :o 
USERNAME they go to a lake of fire and fry ? ? ? :o 
my last tweet sounded like a fuckin commercial ! o.o #lame 
did i just seriously see that o_o ha ! nawl facebook just foolin with me tonight thou ha this can't be what i thank it is thou -.- #coolthou 
my parents have more of a life than i do #wtf 
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holy shit we almost got hit by a drunk driver on dakota ave . :o 
USERNAME over here snoring like a grandpa 😂 😴 😮 
right off the bat neil opens up with a 20 minute face melting version of #wow @ keyarena URL 
come back from the club and what do i decide to do ? take an oatmeal bath .. #umm #weird 
USERNAME aloha au ia`oe . haha ! ah ! :o ♥ 
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USERNAME URL by tweeting this ! 😨 😲 😞 🙈👎 
i'm no twilight fan , but i wanna see breaking dawn part 2 o.o 
USERNAME lmao ... oh gosh . lord help me hahah o.o 
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reading all of the daily tweets on my ipad mini is my new bed time story . this is after an extended #wow sesh of course . #nerdhard 
ugh . #omg ! ! ! #tf . #mad . #irritated 
the radio on saturday nights being faded >> . . . #crazy #clubmusic #remixx lol 
needa girl that understands what g . o.o . d h . e . a . d means (check my header) 
hanging out with #family ! #justgettingin #crazy (@ sterling lakes home) URL 
moose ! #moose #weird #why #bowtie @ norwalk moose lodge no 1739 URL 
laying down in my bed just now has never felt better . #omg #exhausted 
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USERNAME ; pussy so tight all she does is scream ! me; oohh ! hahaha #random #lol 
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my little cousin is telling me how he has a girlfriend & grabs her ass o.o 
the seemingly silent , yet always-lurking social networker USERNAME began following me ! :o 
i lied i really really do like you ... :o 
USERNAME do you guys spend the holidays in the . states or in canada ? #random 
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USERNAME vodka and bacardi , also have some good bud o.o buzzing 
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thank you to upmunc and zeta for creating the most stressful 30 hours of my life at once #holyshit #wtf #irony 
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i feel that weird people like me :o i know i am weird too but this is to much 
she said she gonna rip my nipple off & feed it to a cat ! o.o 
i love it lols ...... o_o lmao lols ........... ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
i've gotten meaner during the years :o only because people took advantage of my niceness . 😒 
42 pages left of this 300pg book . then i get to write a 2 page book review ... o_o #gradlife 
wtf USERNAME is really scaring the shit outta me ! lmao o.o 
lmao lols ... really lols ...... o_o lmao lols ............ 
damn you seattle and your many coffee houses 😲 🔫 
also , this guy was totally crippled by a chest wound last scene , now he's boppin' around like a real baller ... #nonsequiter #wtf #bmovie 
USERNAME i only stink when i eat beans and hot buffalo wings o.o 
it's 2 :3 0 in the morning and i'm at meijers so these girls can steal a pumpkin pie ? #wtf 
my cat tried to take a shower with me because he wanted fresh water . #crazy 
fck it . i'm going to sleep 😲 night followers 😊 
i can't sleep . #bleh . also , does the word 'horchata' mean anything to anyone ? #random 
USERNAME o.o i didn't know that we were going there lol 
it's just one of those nights were i can't sleep with nothing to do . o.o 
just watched a guy bet 3000 3 times on black #wow 
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i got told that my butt got bigger :o ;) 
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honestly i wanna swim in a pool of liquor .. that would be awesome :o 
i wonder how many 11/11/11 relationships still exist ? o.o 
nvm idk what hookah bar we're going to now o.0 
josh from drake and josh is a serious character in a serious movie .. #waitwhat #weird 
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its bout to be 4 & i aint even sleepy o.o 
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felt weird going to a 15 today couldn't remember when was the last time i had gone to one 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME tour bus must ya just rolled into town maybe ! ! ! :o ) 
geez i cannot believe i am a couple inches shorter than 6'ft tall . o.o 
i have work in 3 hours .. have to wake up in 1 1/2 o_o 
the sun will be up in about 3 hours and i have church in about 6 hours , and i have yet to close my eyes and get some rest ! ! 😳 😳 😲 😲 😴😴 
just witnessed a kid being put on a stretcher in the middle of bathurst #crazy #latenightdriving 
its 4 am and i'm all like o.o ... who's up ? 
i just heard the weakest song ever made in the worlds history . #wtf 
USERNAME when i saw u not moving , i'm like he gone stop 😧 😯 he kept going . & kept going ! i had to ask delirious dose he get it yet 
that feeling you get when you try and try and you feel like it don't get you anywhere . #wtf #annoyedaf 👿 
its kinda like i'm talking to myself ? 0.o haha 
yes iam 5'9 .... but please try me .... ill brag because i know ... 😵 👻 bitch . #flexin 
can't believe this dude paid me in all quarters to get in the bar it's not that serious bro ham #wow 
USERNAME you heard that lady gaga remix of bitch dont kill my vibe with kendrick ! ! ! ! #wow 
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had fun with the girls tonight . #medusa #drunk #gone #wtf 
like my past has fucked me up every time i ask a girl to chill they always say , you just wanna fuck and never chill with me again 0_o 
oh shit i almost fucked up that stop sign o.o fuck it . hahahahahahahah 
i just woke myself up by snoring #wtf 😣 💤❌ 
the notifications on my phone have been so messed up tonight ... or not really working at all #wtf 
did my fire alarm really just go off #wtf #killme 
my knees creak and pop . i have heartburn . i hunch . i'm always tired . my back aches and throws itself out . i'm 19 not 91 ! ! ! #wtf 
and people wonder why ice cream trucks creep me tf out , bc there's one riding around right now 😳 😱 #wtf #thatsthatahitidontlike 
#haha #weird stuff i find underneath the #tables at #work lol 😜 😋 😄 👅 @ the cheesecake factory URL 
USERNAME brother is the biggest justin bieber fan i know #crazy #nolie 
honestly only girls get more attractive when i'm drunk #dayum ;) hahaha i'm straight though . #weird 
y'all believe in love at first site ? cuz i think i do now o_o #whoa 
holy shit . stayed up late to put things in containers & damn i have alot of hair and nail supplies 😵 guess they'll come in handy soon ☺ 
my uncle said its not barbie doll time ? o.o 
i think oomf is so fucking sexy i wonder if i shud dm her o_o 
am i the only one who smells cold weather ? o.o 
this bed is calling me , and i'm about to answer 😵 ✌ 
donate my car to a foundation for blind people ? #fuckno #wtf . 
i hate watching late night infomercials . i just want to buy everything . like a sham wow and other useless junk . #random 
some chick just called wal mart and said she got a blow job rash o.o 
what a night 😵 #satnight #friends #bday #fun #ig @ detention night club URL 
USERNAME its my fav . but sometimes it leads on to more abd i never tend it to :o 
how am i supposed to go to church tomorrow ! ! ! #woww #toomanylongislands #wtf 
out of everyone in my contacts only my boss answers ! #wtf interesting phone call to say the least . hopefully i have a job in the morning ! 
that fckn dream i juss woke up frm o.o , <<<<< 
USERNAME lol foreals ? o.o paranormal activity 5 ! ! ! lol . 
eating all of USERNAME 's caramel popcorn and watching our neighbors get arrested again . life 😯 
when people say ignorant stuff when you're kidding just 😲 😲 😲 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫👋👋👋👋 
the shit that's on tv late at night . #omg #comedycentral #imhurting 
tryin to sleep but i keep hearing scary scratching noises on my window . #help #scared #wtf #iwantmymommy 
umm really ? ... really ? what is this ... #wow 
woah . me and kat von d almost have the exact same picture of inside downtown la . #crazy . 
USERNAME likes picking his nose && flicking the bugers to people .. o_o 
i just feel like if i get high or drunk , i'm not trying to call , text , tweet , instagram nobody bout the shit . #random 
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hahha tonight was one for the books ! lmfao i swear i'm glad i have a crazy ass fam ! even met a creepy ass british guys o_o 
had my first sleep panic attack .... #omg worst feeling ever 
fell asleep and woke up all scared o.o the fuck ? ? ? 
i havent gone to bed before 1 since like , high school :o i think its the owl on my chest . 
damn i remember 40 minutes ago saying 12:59 now time's saying 1:40 #wtf 
i just took down all her braids 5 hours straight ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME roo77 ! ! ! ! ! lil7een fi sh8t hussain sluiman ? ? ? ? :o 
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USERNAME that song just sounds icky on so many levels . 0_o 
the #iowafuckingcity guy just asked me if i wanted to go to hawaii with him . #lol #wtf 
i woder is oomf is talkinng about me ? #havenoclue :o 
USERNAME don’t they follow you ? :o lol your gunna hit a ghost ? 
i never eat like dat when mother nature comes tho #weird 
no one talks words at 4 in the morning that's #crazy USERNAME 
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how your name USERNAME but when i look it all your pics it's nothing but pics of food and them damn textgrams ? ? #thingsihate #random 
why can i not get back to sleep ? brylee is knocked out and over here like o.o #insomnia 
USERNAME i am sorry to say that i do not understand your question 😯 lol 
no wonder i woke up freezing ! ! my window was open and it's 35 degrees outside ! ! ! ! #freezing #wtf 
i can't stand a needy ass chick ! ! ! always got her hand out . bitch quit asking for shit ( o_o ) 
living the hardest with so many fun people tonight ! these ladies are a jam . 😵 😁 😜 🎉🍸 ❤ USERNAME @ club 33 URL 
USERNAME gave you a shout-out ! ! ! !would love a follow back ! ! ! :o ) 
tryna figure out whytf my 2 year old is still woke ? ? 0_o 
USERNAME thanks for the follow ! ! ! :o ) 
it made my nightt :) haahahaha aquien se parece lol o_o 
i just want to play fucken beer pong ! #wtf 
parents keep hitting us up cause were not home yet :o 
it's gon be 70 today swear like 2 days ago it was 35 outside . 😳 😲 
USERNAME i thought you stayed on the other side of univerisity ! :o okay , we'll ima tweet you later on , & i'm not going to sleep so yeah :p 
it's 4 in the morning .. igo in to work again in 12 more hours :o 
i'm in the bronx right now and it's legit taken us an hour to find a can ... #wtf USERNAME 
i wouldn't trade my daughter for nothing in this world .. but #wtf was i thinking ? 
this is a joke ... i want my bed back ... #crazy #horse #people 
it's so hard for me to get serious with someone o_o which is weird cause i'm such a big hopeless romantic ... 
USERNAME i know you will never rt me but my fiance makes me watch marathons every day and now i can't g o.o utside at night without crying 
finally my birth giver turned on the heater ! i wouldve done it a long time ago but she always throws unnecessary fits o.o 
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i over think things either before bed or when someone says something that makes me thinkk about it . #wtf #why 
o_o . wakn up at 3a . m . nd not falling back to sleep . #wtf 
fuzzed up , muffed up , fucked up 😲 🙈👠👍🍸🍻🍹 😜 💊🎉🍃 💜 💨 😌 #speaksforitself USERNAME 
i'm so depressed right now i can't sleep in my room . #wtf #fml #lonely 
i go to sleep with 3 blankets , 3 pillows & only wake up with 2 blankets & 1 pillow #wtf #crazysleeper 
USERNAME no i do not know what happened to you ;o what happened ? :o 
the cops were just lookig at me like when i was walking in my house :o 
too late decided to just go home o_o . #chill night with USERNAME and #janet though ! haven't seen mith in too long :( 
bahahahahha who ate these girls ? ! ? ! ! #orangecircle #thedistrict #wtf #roasted #dtfgirls #w @ district lounge URL 
went to bed early and now i'm awake #wtf #cantgobacktosleep 
USERNAME should've came and partied with me again tonight ! ! #wtf 
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the master of all hookahs 😮 💨💨💨🍃🍂🍃 @ hookah time cafe URL 
why the fuck am i up right now ... #wtf 
its just one of those mornings where you wake up with no pants on and a toothbrush between you bum cheeks . #wtf happened & do i want to know 
get this shift over so i can come back for more tonight 😲 
ok , my sleep schedule . closed my eyes before the lsu game and bam , it’s suddenly 3 :3 0am . missed the entire game . #wtf 
i cannot sleep ! ! ! ! 😳 😩 😵 
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you said that during the 2 minute silence omfg ! =p :o -- 
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so we answer phones n den dont say shit ... #wow 
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since i'm a broke ass and can't afford the game yet , i'm watching a 25 minute video of gameplay for halo 4 and losing my fucking mind o.o 
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watching jesus o.o does that mean i need him . -___- 
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but i know once i get home , i'm gonna ko .. 😲 💤 
my mother just called me a shank for wearing these pants . :o are they really that bad ? 
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when you have a girlfriend and mad guys you thought were your friends try ad hook up with her . #wtf #pissed 
#بنات_اليومين_دول بتدمن البودره مش الهروين وكده لأ البودره الىبتحطها على وشها ولو ضربتها قلم تلاقى الدنيا غيمت من السحابه الى طارت o.o 
i had no idea so many people were awake at this hour . #weird 
so many things to catch up on ! #crazy i can't wait to have a few days off ! ! 
y am i awake soo early 😲 😖 😖 😖 
anyways . then this homeless person asks me if i'm the one doing a fundraiser for christmas for the poor & i said yes . o.o 
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im just trying to see where amy is at o.o 
i think il make it bak just in time for school 😵 
lastnight he said she annoyin' o_o idontknw wht's tha deal . 
it's 820 am and i already am pissed off . #wtf 
my dad playing with a toy helicopter that he got for his birthday > #omg #stop #laughingsohard 
oddly enough , i felt safer in parts of detroit than i normally do in new brunswick #wtf 
i swear i slept at like 4 am yesterday why am i already wide awake . :o the universe is telling me to go study 
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i'm pretty sure USERNAME is going to hit 7 million followers today ! #crazy #whoopwhoop 
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why am i up this early after last night ? ? ? o_o 
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hey what if we were in the forest on shrooms ? o_o 
#hungover . i don't miss this feeling whatsoever 👎 😵 
i woke up crying and i cant even remember my dream .... #wtf 
little does she kno that she is a shemale . o_o 
:o , that pic . of my boo , when she was slim .. .. don't look like her , but she good the way she is . don't know why she tripping .. .. .. 
my tweets last night << o_o wtf was i talking bout ? ! lol 
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when east high seniors and ex convicts (mykim) show up at a mcdevitt freshmen party <<<<<<< lol #wtf 
i just saw a condom that expired in 93'. #weird #random #gross 
that was an interesting dream . or maybe the scariest one of my life #wtf 
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well i've done absolutely no partying at all this weekend .. matter of fact , i haven't even stayed up past 12am all weekend . #wow 
i don't want to go to school tomorrow . 😢 😵 
you stay classy , pensacola . #weird #marathon #halfmarathon #reno912 @ pensacola marathon start/finish line URL 
last night was the 1st time my dads ever spoke against me . #weird 
let's all start fighting first thing in the morning #wow 
USERNAME that's crazy cause lil brother name was kai ! 😮 
i'm not a wild sleeper but i went to sleep with 2 on my feet woke up with 1 o.o ...................... 
hope this girl at work switches me a day so i can be off on new year's eve ! would be 1st time i been single on new years since i was 16 #wow 
look who's on my friends bedroom wall ..... o.o ..... well hello there :3 
yesterday went up to down to up to down to up to down to up again it was like that till i realized that i left my charger at caleb's . #crazy 
this time changing shit fucked me over .. uhh ! ! ! :o 
that picture message i woke up to . 😱 😵 😳 
never can say i didn't do what i did well . #random :) 
lastnight , i went to 3 gay bars , never in my life have i seen so much plaid worn by both sexes . #crazy #amazing #love 
i tried to tell her but she hung up in my face o.o 
stayed up way to late last night . #omg #sleepy #coffee 
ppl tell me i dress up like black ppl o.o 
i'm laying down in my draws & she wanna send me to the car (to get lotion) 😲 ✋ #swerve ! 
USERNAME i just woke up :o what did i miss ? lmao 
i think my boyfriend has more clothes than i do #wow 
you talk shot about someone .... then 20 minutes later that's who you're with . #weird #sketchy 
smh mfers always got to shoot up summthing ! ! ! #wtf #havefun stop fcking shit up for other ppl ! ! ! 
o kurwa ... co ja prawie wysłałam wojtkowi :o : o :o powinnam iść się wyspać. 
the color run is today and i'm not going . #wtf #soldout 
USERNAME :o ) .... pastor .. i hope you have a great day ! ! .. 
after a late night i wake up before 9 without an alarm #wtf #whatsmylife 
last night i had the worst stomach pains in the world for no reason . #weird 
wow it snowed last night and i missed it :o what the heck ! lol 
30+ minute wait to get a haircut at 9am on a sunday morning . #wtf 
im cold & hot at the same time . #wtf #ugh #helpme 
life has a whole different prospective on the weekends when you're completely sober both mornings ... #weird #hatebeingsick 
the fact that i don't talk to that many people i don't know who yo invite to my baby shower this weekend ! o_o lolol *shrugs* 
justo called me last night but i didn't answer :o lmao 
tell me why it needs to change it's diaper every 20 minutes :o , pee pee problems ! 
USERNAME kabse ? but i was been doing this since long time :o 
#wtf ? ! it's sunday ? apparently i've been asleep since friday afternoon . 
USERNAME the shit that went down last night #awkward #holyshit #wtf #hemustbedrunk 
why do people say ' cuute as hell ' ? like wtf hell isnt cuute o_o 
USERNAME :o on the radio ? ! holy moly ! 
i need to get my grades upp nd start doing my homework ! :o 
had like an asthma attack or something at practice ... #weird 
all my exes and my current are like completely different #weird 
shitty play calling at end of half , not sure what they are doing .. 1 :3 0 and three timeouts #wtf 
USERNAME why are you me from following you #wtf #imyourfam 
i didn't expect a response . and wth guys . lol . o.o 
okay , so when i say it's okay , it's never good enough . #wow 
burning one and cleaning ... never ending mess i swear 😵 
and why the h-e- double hockey sticks do i have a huge gash on my head ? ! 😵 
i memeber wen i used to ride my fixie i wuld always ridee everywhere :o lol . 
when your phone has better internet connection to your wifi than your computer ...... #weird 
actually ready for school tomorrow . 😳 #weird . #lol 
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just watched a show on netflix about the conspiracy of 9/11. right when it got over i got an unexpected error pop up and it shut down #weird 
there's a mysterious cut cut and bruise on my leg .. #weird . 
but who am i going to spend it wif 0_o 
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USERNAME lmfaoo i almost forgot :o an if its fake .. what if they jump me ... what if they rape me .. >.> i can die missy 
met some girls on the d1 soccer team o.o ... gorgeous . 
i got married on veterans day o.o ? ? ? 
i hardly ever use my phone for texting anymore #noonetalkstome #wtf 
shuld i pierce my lip nd ears ? ? .. :o ** 
i got no bandaids , so cotton ball and tape it is 😲 😐 
how come i can lay down for a 15 min nap & get up feeling great but lay down for a 2 hr nap and get up feeling sleepier than before ? #weird 
USERNAME daddy says that if we get in trouble tonight . he's not picking us up from the police department . #wtf 
USERNAME same here ! i cannot stand so much free time , my family is crazy ! o_o 
i regret not taking all those naps as a kid , 😲 💤 😔 
i've been at work since 10, someone shoot me 😵 🔫 
i may not be the girl that everyone wants , but at least i'm not the girl that everyone has had , wait what ? ? o.o 
why do we always go back to the things that hurt us the most ? #humanproblems #wtf #gah 
USERNAME give me some good twitter name ideas with my name :o 
#mentionsomeoneyouwouldsexuallydestroy o_o ? ? ? hmm don't start none , won't be none , but i got a few in mind . 
so there is a chance of snow for the period of time when i'm in ohio over thanksgiving ? ! ? ! :-o 
:o oh shit i think #oomf just tried #oomf o.o 
USERNAME thanks so much for the follow ! ! ! ! :o ) 
USERNAME you almost have 8 million followers :o i remember when all the boys had about the same .____. 
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oomf subtweeted me o.o ... umm lol i just did 
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remembering that i never txted you back ! #omg #worstfriendever #thetxtofshame 
belly dancing USERNAME 😌 😍 😉 ☺ 😊 😄 😄 😃 😍 😵 
feels like its 9 but its not even 6 yet #wtf 
USERNAME yeah ! :d a little too well . they kissed ! ! :o ... 
dudes and dudettes .. i was tweeting about the mall of georgia and within 4 minutes stores from inside the mall followed me .. 0_o 
this girl in el chico that's all dressed up ! #wtf 
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weUSERNAME #65degrees in #cleveland in #november #wtf #gorgeous #moment4life @ edgewater state park URL 
my wallet loves me more than my bank account does right now…. 😮 
USERNAME - me , too . :o ) thanks ! 
i have a god daughter named meekisha o_o ctfu ! ! 
random thought ... i did and went to everything this past week that homecoming had to offer ! #wow #champ #payingforitnow 
i wonder is either one of my aunties at home o.o 
when people you don't know poke you on fb<< #weird #creeper #stop 
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lmao , finally whatching think like a man . o.o 
USERNAME the aliens naked . i think they need to be watched closely . looks like we gotta bring in ..... the bird watchers . :o 
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USERNAME if you don't believe me , i can try it . :o 
the times when noone is around & u go t.t he dumbest look on yur face o_o 
on that elephant flow . # :o @ la brea tar pits URL 
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this girl just told me that she , .... quite honestly i think she smells a honeybaked ham o_o 
USERNAME oh shyt ... dat means im followin ha 2 .... ? and shes stalkinn my tweetss o.o 
y'all must not know my family whoever was stupid enough to do that 😡 😵 🔫 
i can hear children growling while walking around in walmart . those kids have no home training . #wtf 
woot woot just made 16 pies in an hour #crazy #accomplished #iwin 
only at fair will you run out of room because of all the photos 😵 😂 👎📷🎠🎡🎢 @ volusia county fairgrounds URL 
USERNAME i know about hangeng .. but what happened to rihanna ? o.o 
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USERNAME o.o (puts' on my sweats' lotion boots & head band) its' go time (throws' my laptop at your head) .. throw something else ♥ 
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USERNAME had 500,000 more votes than one direction #wtf #mtvema #biggestfans 
swag: secretly we are gay , soo who has swag again ? o_o 
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USERNAME where did you go ? :o &just asking i'm bored :c 
patiently waited on the phone with apple for 10 minutes 12 seconds till someone answered and he was chinese i can't understand a word #wtf 
#wtf beyonce's crazy in love is the #1 song of the 2000's according to vh1 ... no , USERNAME 's lose yourself shoulda been #1 #fuckyouvh1 
i feel like its already 9pm ! ! 🌃🌚 #weird #coldweatherprobz URL 
just saw a duck in the middle of the road .... #wtf #soconfused 
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wait ..... i missed snow when i was asleep ? #wtf 
tepsi with kuba on the bottom . USERNAME you know what i'm talking about . #wow @ the trap URL 
i was typing . the scary part is it was actually 5 o'clock . #weird #darcyprobz 
last night some some dude yelled out a car window at me and my peeps . :o 
USERNAME i'm too cold to give a high five :p hey but text me i need tell you something i found out :o 
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:o just act like that shit never happened ! lmfao 
USERNAME :o why ? did michael get one too ? 
#thatawkwardmoment when you pull a bottle out of your bag and its not water ! #wtf 
i'm writing letters right now to my grandparents . how long has it been that i wrote my last letter ? :o too long #goodgrandson 
every time i think i do good on a test , its the complete opposite #wtf #suchaletdown 
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omg its only 5 o'clock and its already pitch black outside #wtf this really sucks 
vampire dog ? #wtf i have clueless and easy a . 
wtf was jeff gordon thinking i feel for clint bowyer #wow 
so #oomf jus ask me if i like him ! ! o_o 
come on chivas ! y'all slacking -___- you let them score in the first 17 seconds ! ? #wtf #madashell 
#nascar drivers crashing for revenge then getting out of their cars punching/running after abother my dad said its like the old days ? #weird 
i'm weak .... back to studying and working . 😯 
looks like the oval office is gonna be packed tonight ! ! = :-o 
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so mf's become wide open wen vick gets hurt ... #wow 
talking to my hair & telling it to grow faster .. #weird #emberassing 
how does ry loose her paci in my little car all the time 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 
😮 lmbo okay lawdd . but you can handle it right ? 😂 
USERNAME oh .. im infont of ur casa ! ? :o lmfao 
#hooha ft . knox ! ! ! ! ! :o ) 
just parked the jeep for the night now luke needs to go to cvs .. #wtf 
USERNAME yeahh >.< how you know llab ! 😂 😲 
me nd my manager will argue heavy . then be best friends the next minute #crazy 
o.o ! damn lol . oomf thighs is something serious ! in a good way ... 
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o.o haha rtUSERNAME beer before liquor , never sicker . toothpaste before orange juice - dead 
what the hell is happening in the world of #nascar right now ? ! #omg #crazy #insane these men have lost their minds ! ! ! 
great catching up with him 😬😬😬 😊 ☺ 😉 today ..... hope he have a safe trip back to the d ..... 😮 😮 😮 
my sister keeps telling me he likes me b . c he always asks me out to dance . hmm o.o 
USERNAME i remember last year you wanted m . dareus so damn bad but von miller is an absolute freak ! #wow 
ok , so let's take ur tit out of ur bra & shirt to take a picture of it while sitting in the middle of the store . #wtf is wrong w/girls ? ! ? 
lol whn ppl have internet beef they get hella followers (twitter) or hella friend request (fb) . #random ! 
found this lying on a pile of leaves outside , how #random ? #weird #religious @ the jones's URL 
USERNAME hope your day is going good ! ! ! :o ) 
did anybody else just see nascar turn in to wwe ? #wow 
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someone should come watch the walking dead with me :o #neverseenit 
lmao ! ! me and USERNAME just saw a black guys butt on the dallas game o.o 
what creep keeps writing stuff about me ? ! ? ! ? ! ? o_o 
damn how can i tell him im not im to him ? o.o #struggle 
i have a problem ... we'll yeah that problem ;) but i mean i think i might actually like oomf 0_o #toosoon 
USERNAME 😯 really ? 😏 that's how you feeling ? 😐 lmao 
USERNAME omg dont say that o.o .. but at the side ? xd 
my total at walmart was $6.66 o_o #devilsnumber @ walmart URL 
jeff gordon's crew chief on wrecking bowyer ...... o_o USERNAME USERNAME 
jajaja ! no way ! my cousin put gangam style for her little girl to dance she was shy so my dad started mimicking the dance from don cheto o_o 
yuh some bustas .. tryna holla with no resume ? tha fuu o.o 
lol my uncle said i look like a rocker 0.o 
USERNAME no but i havr to go home and fold them :o 
some random guy just took a picture of me and took off o.o 
my shirt is on backwards , been like that all day o_o 
my son in the bathtub singing .. #wtf , i don't even listen to that song ! 
fucking hours ! ! and we're only on level 27. :o 
so #27 for the cowboys just mooned everyone watching the game ,.… o_o 😳 😳 😳 
wait .. demi's having a new single ? :o yayy 
kyra's on a blunt run and i'm still being so unproductive 😵 😳 #needtopack 
i can't do my dumb religion homework if the stupid video doesnt load #wtf 
how in the hell do both of my teams lose the weekend before my 21st birthday ? #wtf ! 
this lady in the laundromat is on something real good 😮 
was trying on shoes and someone took my real shoes . #wtf #hobo #mylifeisawkward 
no joke , the game started 2 minutes ago & nicole already got a penalty ... #wtf 
wtf how does snow flood our house and our 2 and 3 floor gets destroyed #wtf 
USERNAME this show is epic man ! yeahh he is a cutie <3 wait what ? o.o 
i hate when guys like this can get her attention more then me 😲 🔫 URL 
how does snow flood our house and our 2 and 3 floor gets destroyed #wtf 
me and USERNAME were watching more donks than dunks at the basketball game . #wow 
well the beginning of my week looks rough ... 4 test woohoo ! 😲 🔫 
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got real weird last night at #theorpheum 😜 #weird #awesome #bathroomwall #senator #crazy #fun #ins @ orpheum URL 
some craziness going on in my cul-de-sac . some dude just got arrested and there's like 4 cop cars and a fire truck . :o 
#confessionnight : i never had a first love o_o . i want it to stay that way , 
retweet if i should fuck up your timeline with my real nigga thoughts #random shit 
hadd 76 text messages whenn i cut it onn o_o .. 
i was the only person on the #subway . #weird in a #zombie #a @ washington dulles international airport (iad) URL 
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tht sec u look over n there is no tissue =[ :o dead 
my son stole my pudding 0_o .... i can't take it back .... he will beat me up lol 
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USERNAME liam i'm going to be in school tomorrow . 😮 
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USERNAME :o damn nigga ctfu you hostile af right now 
rachel is on her way to dinner and a movie with calvin . alone time ! :o ) 
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some twat waffle changed the channel on the USERNAME game ! ! ! #wtf ? ! #iwas12thmanningit #boo #crying 
even jesus had haters so why should i be concerned about what the next person think of me ? o_o 
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things that shouldn't happen: being woken from my nap so we can . #wtf @ i-95n madison service area URL 
USERNAME your cat is prob creepier than you are o_o 
this is the first birthday USERNAME and i don't hang out 😲 😪 😳 
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why is everybody mixing their name with illuminati ? 0_o new trend ? oh . 
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instead of crying about boys , school and family/friend probs , i just cried about how asking for christmas presents is too much pressure #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME you forgot your make up too .... :o 
cowboys punt rerturn for a td baby ! #noflag ? ! #weird 
my mom is being so nice tonight .. #weird #whodied ? 
thank goodness i'm not a raiders fan .. 😳 😵 
funniest #tourist gift i saw at the store in #southbeach . #hilarious #wow #jokes #missionimpossible URL 
according to scientist dinosaurs lived over 65m years ago ! ! ! well ... somehow one survived because he's playing with the heat (chris bosh) o.o 
the awkward moment when a couple is out to eat &they sit on the same side of the booth .. #weird 
using social media to complain about my research on social media ! o_o #publicrelationsprobz 
it's been decide . alison and i are getting a dog . 😵 😈👹💩 
the eagles qb weigh 140 pounds :o i weigh more than him 
oo shit the car alarm just went off ! ! o.o cuz my sister ? ! ? 
so i walk into the u and there's a boy in a black maxi dress .... o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME o.o whoa dude . i just meant everyone i knew really well . 
writing a short love story . still dont have a name for it . #wtf #amigay ? no 
that was totally andy reid's fault . #cowboys #eagles #wow 
stress is doing such weird things to my body #wtf 
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question for girls . is the wink face always seen as a pick up move ? o_o 
it's not my fault you aren't with that . #seriously #wtf 
me:ii thought you was gettin my phone on . her :o h shit ii forgot . me:you bitch ! ! ! *knocks everything off the table and go slam my door* 
the fact that i've been sleepwalking so much is just so weird #wtf 
people who go to north chicago do we have school tomorrow ! ! :o 
#nowplaying ke$ha - die young the music video to this song is creepy as hell o.o 
i've been watching this #snapped marathon lol people are #crazy 
rt USERNAME these people just walked into the theater with full size pillows . #wtf <= like a boss ! 
USERNAME well i really hope mine doesn't do all of that ! lol . it'll come to an end eventually . :o 
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just saw mr . shain (11th chemistry) oh lord and he remembered me not so sure that's a good thing ..... o.o 
you wouldn’t know it by this god awful announcing job by rich gannon , but the hawks won this game . #weird 
USERNAME i demand you feed me baked goods ! ! ! ! :o 
today #pinterest redirected me to a gay porn site ... can't decide if i'm intrigued or appalled ... #weird 
haha she thinks i have a problem with her o_o 
USERNAME - thanks ! :o ) are you off 2moro for v-day ? 
debating if i should purchase spurs vs lakers tickets for my mom bf and i they're 209$ each for decent seats 😯 
USERNAME such a suckass . 20 min ago , you were extolling foles , saying he's changing the season . now you kiss the 'boys's ass #wtf 
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i feel like the show 16 and pregnant makes it look so easy to be pregnant during teenage years #wtf #notreality 
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USERNAME cooking is gonna kill me one of these days ! hahah ! ! 😜 😝 😵 
#oomf has a weird face .. i don't know what makes it weird though o_o 
omgg notebook special edition tonight ! and the girls go #crazy 
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#thatawkwardmoment when i thought he was talking to his girlfriend ... and it ended up being his mom . #wow 
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can't believe blackops 2 is coming out at midnight tomorrow ... #omg 
my dad just hugged me cause i was crying my eyes out ... #what #omg #heactuallycares 
the song ended when i reached the end of the article o_o 
USERNAME your booboo ? u guys go out ? ? :o o 
(lastnight) #ale : shutup ! #dabe : but whyy ? ale: por k yo dije ! #dabe : :o (looking at me) oh man great night ! thats why i love my bigboys ! 
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lord help me ! ! ! this music is slowly killing me ! ! 😲 
lol that's what she get for always having that dumb ass look on ha face 😮 
that moment when somebody steal your pic off your fb and edit it on instagram #wtf 
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if i had the author zane phone number , i'd call her old ass & ask her to read me a bedtime story #random 
i thought she was gay . o.o p oh well *continues bout my business* 
fell off boyfriends four wheeler today .... back hurts so damn bad .... #pain 😵 😰 
treat men like animals , then punish them when they don't act human . #wtf 
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my little sister just threw my phone at me and left ... #random ! ! lol 
this little kid music will be the end of us . USERNAME . o.o 
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there's a problem with getting into fantasy football again #wtf 
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my anxiety is like at its peak right now :o don't even know why ! 
USERNAME what about them ? lol u just confused me :o 
she left the # in my dm & i didn't have to ask #easy o_o smh 
wtf ! how are the eagles losing ? ? i can’t watch game and checked score 20 ago and they were winning ! ! ! someone tell me ! #wow 
apple cider vinegar baths are my new obsession . #omg 😍 
in the winter my boobies freeze ! ! ! does that mean guy's nuts freeze too . ? ! ? ! dear boy's can someone answer this odd question for me ? ? :o 
i was perfectly fine , then you smiled at me and ruined it all . :o ) 
i made some hard boiled eggs for breakfast tomorrow . kyle asked if i had to take the shells off ... #wow 
omg paige's mom in the vow is sister jude in american horror story #weird 
people lives in dc , they are dallas cowboys fan instead of washington redskins . #wtf 
who is this bitch talking about she use to have tthe same as bf as her bestfriend o_o 
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#confessionnight ... there's 7 people i always stalk on twitter o.o and 4 of them , i don't even follow ... 
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mike from lithuania put me in his profile pic :o o 
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lol brevin knight is a grizzlies commentator…. all i think about is him being the darkest player on nba live o_o 
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in the past month i've had 2 guys from my past randomly apologize for the way they treated me #weird #winning 
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USERNAME hahaha i just thought it was hilarious because my cats name is molly . #random 
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my uncle just got shot 2 times in his chest ! ! <<<<< ..... #wtf 
mom: everyone's feeling froggy today . me: why don't ya just leap ! mom: o_o ? me: ahahahahahaa . everyone else:silent .. 
lol my aunt just asked this guy if he was single . he said yes and then she gave me a look o.o 
the more i eat the more i want more food , can't seem to get full . #weird . #whatswrongwithme 
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USERNAME he's insane ! ! he told me tonight how he once beat a guy through his car window , jumped out , guy crashed through a burger king 😲 
finally off , now i guess i'll chill with my lil mama o_o 
yeah maybe this would be a good time to do shady's questions ... 😮 🔫 
how the fuck didid he just miss a pat ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! #wtf 
haven't slept in 38 hours . i really think i might fall over ! 12 hours down at work only 5 to go 😮 
i'm so surprised and upset ! ! ! #thanks #upset #wow #really 
i know im 2hours late but that fb pic tho o_o 
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USERNAME lol i will if she continues #notworththetime #stalkerstatus #weird 
USERNAME can i buy one even though i dont go to your school ? o.o lol jk xd 
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when your mom asks if the other team is doing an onsides kick because of a penalty #wow 
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on you and your still with him even though you know .. haha whaat 😳 ✋ #omg 
<----- what ? ? ? ! ! ! ! lmao #random as hell wtf ? ? ! ! 
that awkward moment when someone retweets something from a long time ago . o_o 
y'all think this generation fucked up ? well the next generation being raised by this generation ! 0_o 
#confessionnight : i be sayin some crazy shit ! o_o . 
damn o.o how she know that was about her ? 
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i almost just cried at the end of halo 4 ..... #wow 
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can't trust a sole , these niggas plotting on me 😲 
USERNAME idk ? i didn't do anything i'm just able to see them 0.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME why would he consider not getting them ........ 😵 
it will be an actual miracle if andy reid has a job in the morning . #wtf . 
i've never had a near death experience until just now when i had to sneeze then proceeded to choke because i was spraying cologne too ! 😵 
tell me why a piece of my halloween candy smelled like weed ? o.0 still good tho 
USERNAME i feel ya ! some teacher called bushrat for a whole semester o.o lmao #namepains 
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i enjoyed the end to this game very much . another turnover td leading to the eagles' demise . #wow 
listened 2something my roommate was listening2 :o bama recording . it sounded like compilation 2me . those against obama would believe it 
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oomf ainn bath after thee party last night ! o_o lmaoo ! 
USERNAME pheww i was like :o oh no did i read my schedule wrong ? ! lol 
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at a house concert with the incomparable USERNAME my new musical crush . #thegirlsgotpipes #wow URL 
*replaces you with a new black best friend* rt USERNAME oh he did kik me o.o 
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the one time i leave my condo with no pants on i see all my neighbors ! #wtf 
the little boy on the last song reminds me of jake when he was little ... #weird 
my mom was looking at flights for sean to fly him to ohio for a week , but she won't let me go . #wtf #seriously 😠 😡 
i have a total of two classes this week :o 
hey subway , what exactly is cheese ? cheese that does something like melting ? softening up a bit ? is it even cheese ? #wtf 
it feels so late but it's only 6:40 😯 i don't like it 
it feels like its 10 o'clock ! :o but its 6 
my dad never pays attention to his gps . like it says on a screen in front of him and on a bigger screen , and it talks . #wtf 
i'm just curious of what's gone happen when i get back to b . h ( 0.o ) ..... 
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USERNAME i smile at the ground .. awkward . 😮 
USERNAME o.o that maybe too many for one day ... 
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has never deleted a tweet so fast in my life . USERNAME rusch #wtf 
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when my ma be like i dreamt about some fish , my face o_o 
i'm thinking about maybe possibly trying to play soccer :o i feel that sounds crazy considering i haven't played in 8 years . 
that talk with USERNAME got me thinking . . :o 
USERNAME needs to dm me his phone number , because i have a new one . :o 
da fuck was that ? o.o noises . outside . 
having the itch to start playing wow again ... sleepless nights ? here we go again ... #worldofwarcraft #wow #horde #ganking #gamer #g33k 
i'm just stating the facts if you're gonna overreact then don't ask ... #wtf #yellingdoesnthelp #chill #whatisyourproblem 
wow the rams r in o . t . w the 49ers n the giants played like the jets .. wtf is the world coming to ? ? #wtf 
- i knew the game was gonna turn out like that , im psychic o.0 im bouta start betting on these games . #$$$ 
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he doesnt want to hang with me anymore , other than in school o.o 
my new addiction to green tea mochi ice cream is unhealthy ! 😵 
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seriously stop touching my damn laundry when it hasn't even been in the dryer that long #wtf #hopoff 
linked my twitter to my facebook :o how does that work ? ? #curious 
today feels weird cause the packers had a bye week :o 
USERNAME srsly their is like 75% of 9th graders , its dumb 😯 
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i hate liars but i hate when they have accomplices as well what's done in the dark will come to light #random thought 
my parents went to bed at 7 :3 0 #wtf 
i think school should be canceled 2moro , it's wayy too windy out 😱 😳 😯 
he makes a 63 yarder but cant make that #wtf #comeone 
USERNAME lmfaoo .... wait .... yes matching shirts but i've like ne'er been in raleigh before :o 
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what if hitler cause the holocaust for a klondike bar ? o_o 
upset of the day #1 : the damn saints beat the falcons o_o 
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finding out that one of your favorite tv shows is over and you didnt get to watch the end or even know about it #wtf #sounhappy 
upset of the day #2 : cowboys beat the eagles o_o 
danny amendola may be one of the best wr's in the nfl . #wow 
USERNAME :o ewoks ! ! are beautifull ! ! look at my pictures , it's on there . 
both of my bosses , my parents , and my sorority have stuffed me full of pizza this weekend 😵 🍕 
don't text back then not text back when i do <<<< #wtf 
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needa find my roomate a girl he's always stuck in tha room , oh shit , what if this niggas gay 0.o #ohshit 
awkward moment when you clap after a movie and no one else claps 😶 😑 😮 😟 
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even though i'm about to be worked to death as a manager for the newest location 😉 😵 
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USERNAME just text me i don't like talking on here ? ! #weird lol 
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USERNAME why are you at a library on a sunday ? o_o 
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0_o that's a figure of speech for saying you've been working on a car lucero . 
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when the gps takes you to southgate st instead of southgate circle . 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 so scurryy 
a tie is like ... kissing your nfc west rival ? #wtf #goodone 
a fucking tie ... this is football not futbal . there are no ties . ties are for soccer moms and mini vans #wtf 
oh my gosh what am i going to do for banquet 😳 😲 
watching the grudge with USERNAME #litterlyjustscreamedoutloud . 😵 😩 URL 
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just made puppy chow with nutella instead of peanut butter o.o #genius 
san fran and st . louis tie game . #unbelievable #crazy 
did the rams and 49's really just tie ? ? #wtf 
#random i hate to admit this ... but danny amendola is the truth ....... 
, if thanksgiving on the 22nd how tf do we get break on the same day as thanksgiving ? confused o.o 
oh my #wtf how is it possible for that game to end in a tie 
wait , so when glee and pll end does the world end too ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? #serious #omg lol 
baseball game or soams kickbak ? :o ahh ima go watch my uncles baseball game (: 
and it's not just football he watches , it's all the analysis shows too . #crazy 
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fascinated by how this hair grows in #wow #coolswirls URL 
my aunt is 3 inches taller , i was expecting 5 :o 
after this weekend i have found 3 new bruises on my body . #wtf 
someone just yelled at me while i was walking to my car . #wtf ? 
#wtf is with the christmas lights already ! i haven't even gotten thanksgiving dinner yet ! 
#random ladies , when you wear too much make up , i laugh at you , because thats what clowns make you do ..... laugh ....... 
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USERNAME we slackin lol i wanna take em , but then i don't . o_o 
USERNAME umm i didn't know ties existed in the nfl o_o 
USERNAME ._. lol idk :o i wanted to see that one >.< did you order the tickets ? :o 
USERNAME yeah i can but ask ms mclean if we can presentate it tuesday i won't be there tomorrow :o 
so did the ema's already happen ? o :o please tell me . 
stuck watching the notebook ... my mom is already crying #wtf #familynight 
watching scary movies with my mom was a bad idea . she keeps hiding around the house and scaring me to death ! #shesthinksshesfunny 😵 😖 
11 days till my boyfriends birthday , what to get himm ? ! :o 
what the heck ? ! ! this chick liked 25 of my pictures on #instagram #stalker #creepy #whattheheck #crazychick #weird URL 
i remember the time mr . jackson tried out for football , he must of been bored b/c it put him to sleep 😲 
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#thatawkwardmoment when you're talking to your ex about another girl who hurt you . #wtf #weird 
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i always wear the cutest outfits on the weekend when i try not to care . #wtf 
i don't know what the fk i did to my knee but i need it back , and would like to walk like a normal human being stat #wtf 
today i've been thinking hard about this relationship stuff . 😯 
this glee is again my life .... but this week i'm finn . #weird 
USERNAME why did u take an ice bath ! ? wrestling ? ? :o 
i love my car ima keep it no o_0 note for me ! ! ! #yae 
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my moms a tease . she lets me date , i just can't hang out with them . ever . strictly texting . #wtf 
why did i have a dream about kyrie irving o_o 
so my little sister is talking on the phone & she says " i sleep with my big sister o.o 
USERNAME looks like you'll be missing out then . :o 
i want to do my own cover of a 1d song but idk which one :o 
everyone is always telling me how much of a catch nick is . they clearly don't understand his morning breath . 😵 
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my coworkers have found my instagram . if they find my twitter or tumblr ... 😲 🔫 
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my leg feels like someone is pulling my entire leg out of its socket .. #wtf 
rather be by myself or w/sme1 who's worthy than to hold on to an unhealthy relationship . most want the opposite . #crazy 
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i dont even feel like a wrestler because i dont have to cut weight #weird 
depending on the jeans i wear , sometimes my butt looks too big ... 0.o #weird 
why wouldn't we have school tomorrow ? :o just stfu ! 
not to be rude , but ion know what to say o_o 
after one hell of a long weekend out , new friends made and working long day ... i'm finally in bed and ready to sleep veterans day away ! 😯 😴😬 😞 
USERNAME yes . lmao , i don't really follow his life or his music i only like a few songs , so yeah i just found that out lmaoo #wow 
logan seems to always screen shot my super bad snap chat pictures ... #wow 
theres a party tonight ? ! ? ! ? ! o_o 
chris brown & USERNAME & ti in takerss , #omg 
dairy queen is out of waffle bowls ! all bets are off ! ! bout to go leroy jenkins in this bitch ! #wtf #stonerprobs #livid 
USERNAME tf o.o like stfu nobody cares they been talking since they got in the car 
USERNAME oh yeah , just like there is nothing wrong with going 60 in a 35 ! ! ! \ o.o / 
need to find some calming happy smelling candles asap for my bedroom . #random 
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:o rt USERNAME no > rt USERNAME USERNAME do you plan on still doing pop songs ? #reupnov19 
20 new messages o.o *left hand* twitter *right hand* twitter it is : ) 
seriously ... who brings a baby to the movies ? #wtf 
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USERNAME ctfu they didn't say that :o they was saying 
i am missn u . all tho u never gave me a reason ha ! i'm gna be in ur face #real s o_0 n 
:o ! yeah thats when you know something is wrong ! 
that moment when USERNAME thinks your phone light is the moon lol ! #omg #slow 
yo sali con mi cargador' porque donde mi abue todos me pedian el cargador' & no pude cargar mi bb o.o 
oh my sweet jesus , if these migraines don't stop i think i may die 😲 
i'm pretty sure i've seen the notebook over and over and over and there was a part that i've never seen #wtf i'm still gonna cry 
right when i hurt my knee last night , the first thing that went through my mind was , hahah #omg 
#ijustrealized every room in my house has a flat screen tv ? #random 
i go to the store and some nigga from dh says carter has good baseball team this year o.o #stalker # ? ? ? 
who goes to mcdonalds on thanksgiving ? ? ! ! #omg 
ya seremos campeones proximo torne o.o jala lleguen buenos refuerzos 
the patience i've had with this dude ... remarkable . that's why if i ever blew 0_o 
would hate to grow up not knowing my dad .... #weird 
wildebeest scare the hell out of me . #random but very true 
acting weird so you quit texting me . nope you just keep replying #wtf ? 
rt USERNAME why in the world would some random 10 year old boy follow me ? ? ? #weird ⬅hacker 
USERNAME what ! ? ! that's awesome ! 😮 😬 
USERNAME never seen it and never will lol 😂 😲 
i just took a nap and i'm tired . #wtf ? 
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#normal #no #way #being #weird #and #having #talent #makes #things #so #much #better #be #you @ weston house URL 
screw rehearsals , this is the real hell week #fallconvention #thisweekend #omg 
my work days feel like they're getting longer and longer , even though they're really getting shorter ... #wtf 
some asian dude just came into our hotel room with a goldfish . and i was like we didn't ask for that . but he set it down and left #wtf 
USERNAME not bloody likely . : :c oughs and 4 skittles shoot out of his ass:: jokes on you . i put those there earlier . :o 
watching cupcake wars and they're making a chicken pot pie cupcake o_o 
k-state jumped oregon in the new #bcs polls #wow #played 
watching this movie makes me see how nice soldiers used to be . now they're raping and killing innocent people .. #wtf 
#confessionnight i don't have a butt or boobs but in thick (・へ・) #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME has anybody heard an explanation (exuse) from burton ? i know there is none but #wtf 
USERNAME mine locked me out for a day ! #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME my brother stupid tool $300 from my dad and my dad doesn't notice their going to be yelling soon 😲 
i'm staying away from mekka and alcohol for a really long time .. 😵 😬 
i just seen a cop chase on 40 highway #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME oo i wanna but your momma seeingy car :o 
USERNAME :o i hate you too ! ! why can i not breath ? ! ? ! 
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#tweetyourrecentemojis ⛄❄✈☀ 💜 ☺ 😍 🎎 😋 🎃 💙 😮 😜 👩 😉 😘 🍨 😂 😴😁👍 
it's only 8:45 and i'm ready to go to bed already .. what is this ? 😳 💤💤✌ #think i'm getting sick #woah #weird #this is rare 
more importanly i need my nails filled but i have no money . #omg 
USERNAME yeah cuz someone else did , which means someone else thought it :o hollaa 
it's ron burgandy and tits magee . #omg #ilovethismovie 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME 😯 wtf . we're 5-2 fuck it were fine 😘 
ur not a gamer but ur holding a ds in your hand i'm confused o.o 
USERNAME i'll bring the dildos i mean butter . :o 
USERNAME i meant you hit me . :o and noo 
USERNAME i saw earlier that oregon was 1 and kansas was 2 :o 
it's hot in this house , looks at thermostat , it's on 80 o_o ! ! 😳 
only i could slip in the shower an laugh about it .... #wow lok 
blue man group was the sweetest thing i've ever seen in my life #insane 😝 😎 😲 
or do you not think soo far ahead 🙈 😮 😬 
USERNAME such a funny day , ha ! #wtf URL 
USERNAME consigue uno skfjksjf . ¿de quién ? :o . 
i swear ask my bf something about bow and he'll tell u a whole damn story try to have a convo with him and all he says is oh and ya . #wtf 
guys , i'm craving #starbucks are they still open ? it seems like its too dark out for them to be open . #omg . 
shawty on a pill get that hoe sum fluid 😮 
gosh today has been the most productive day of my life ..... not ! 😵 😴🍔🍟 and no 🍕 for me for awhile ! 
thanks leslie ! :o )----->>> USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #sot #bot #semperfi 
the way he text me makes no sense i swear i be lost as shit ! 😯 
thank god for epidural cus them damn contractions was no joke ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😱 😥 😓 😳 😣 😢 😲 now i'm super relaxed waitin fa baby ta b ready ! ! 
nebraska now #14 , espn bcs countdown picking huskers to play notre dame in the rose bowl #wow 
USERNAME they look ymmy ! ! ! ! :o ) 
you team iphone but just paid me in all change ... o_o tf outta here lmao ! ! ! 
looks like its late but its barely about to be 8 ! :o 
USERNAME lmao dont put me out like that :o haha 
i'm flippin' cold and all this time i've been wondering why . and i just noticed i'm walking around shirtless 😞 😮 😵 
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so i'm trynna txt USERNAME and it don't want to o.o 
why when in a relationship do we need to know what the other is doing at all times ? #weird 
3 more hours of jamming out to 70's on 7. #omg 
haven't been in twitter jail in a long ass time ! o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME saw this pop up while driving east on 40 (possibly violating nc law) and listening to gangnam style #random 
my cat is just sniffing and rubbing all over my bare feet . it tickles so much xd . now she's licking them wtff #cats #weird 
jaydon askin me how to play this game .. i said idk . he said USERNAME o_o 
thanks for following me USERNAME ! 😍 😲 😱 ❤ #inspiration 
hopefully at least #revenge and #thewalkingdead will be worth watching tonight . o.o 
miami dolphins really sucked today , think it was 37-3 lol ! o_o URL 
USERNAME o.o lynetta if you was a stripper , boy boy boy lol 
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ahhj fml i'm just making myself suffer talking about food 😵 
😁 😒 😔 👎 😾 🙀👺 😵 👿 😧 😦 😠 #hateit smh 
i forgot how hard blogilates was .... brb dying 😵 😭 
i wanna throw a chair out in public and see what happens . and to see if a fight breaks out . #random #boondocks 
blackberry cobbler a la mode , and coconut cream pie 😲 😱 😲 💦👌 #blackbeardiner #dessert #yummy @ black bear diner URL 
watching the new episode of the walkig dead ! :o #walkingdead #crazy #loveit 
ryan tannehill owes me a #fantasy win . 2 points ... #wtf man you better buy me dinner since you screwed me ! ! ! 
the guy in zanesville that let all those animals out is on tv . #wtf 
my boss answer the phone & ask me am i on vacation o_0 bitch don't you make the schedule , that some you should know . 
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two hours to finish a book and 13 pages of a study guide #ohjoy #killme 😵 😖 
watching breaking amish like #wtf o_o we need better tv shows ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
what grandpa's watching bet ! ! :o something you don't see everyday . 
wtf , this episode is 30 seconds in and its already weird #governor #wtf #thewalkingdead 
well the opening scene of this walking dead is only kinda insane #wtf 
USERNAME and now it's your woman you better not let franklin see this :o 
USERNAME dude i fucking hate that shit ! ! #wtf 
0_o how gone tell me what's real when you don't even know ? 
whoa i got so excited about josie house , i forgot all about walking freaking dead :o 
#thewalkingdaughter don't like it when daddy brushes her hair . he's too rough . o.o 
USERNAME omg who told you my secret ? ? 😯 🔫 
holy shit his daughters a walker #thewalkingdaughter 😳 😱 😲 
i wish a boy would go through all that trouble to be with me like noah does for alli😁 😯 #thestruggle 
sos rt USERNAME oregon still not #1 tho o.o bcs some shit . 
mr . krabbs need to get a dna test on pearl 😮 
new episode of the walking dead ! the governor is officially crazy as hell in my book #wtf #thewalkingdaughter #thewalkingdead 
apparently the fox channel at work doesnt play the #pissed #wtf 
USERNAME your right babe ^_^ but i'm hyper af now :o 
lol , yeah , you think this bout you ? get ah life . 😮 
drake 2chainz a$ap rocky an kendrick lamar on one track #wow 
hahahahaha daryl looks funny as crap with that poncho on riding that motorcycle . #wtf #walkingdead 
did she just pass her baby for someone else to put him down for a nap ... o_o 
dang i left my mom hanging i was suppose to finish watching a movie with her :o 
imagine if we could never see what we looked like through out our own eyes ? ! :o 
USERNAME that song gets me all hyped :) i feel like a reincarnation of tupac when i rap it o.o 
so i'm not the only one who sees the resembalance o_o 
#random i 💜 dem #saints too though ! ! ! i have dual citizenship😁lol 
i think i'm too tired to watch #snf . i can't keep track of who has the ball . every time i turn around they change it up . #crazy #nfl 
fumble , fumble , interception . #wtf is going on . 
USERNAME USERNAME kinzye girl you've never seen the notebook ? 😯 
USERNAME sheeit , i'm comin up there friday for my orientation :o 
am i like the only one now ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? sad life #foreveralone #wtf :'( 
today was a weird day in the nfl 0_o didnt expect some loses to happen to certain teams . 
you my friend are one of the most perfect things i have ever seen 😲 
omg this girl thought i went to school here and started talking to me #wtf  
wow i just woke up from my nap ! ! ! o.o 
USERNAME i don't know how to use a house phone ? o.o 
#thewalkingdaughter #wtf ? ! ? how come she wasn't biting him ? ! #walkingdead #thewalkingdead 
#confessionnight i miss panther valley #weird #awkward cause i hate everyone there o.o 
so wait , where's her kid o.o ! ? #breakingamish #omgomg  
USERNAME i love you know that in case i die .. 😵 
this niggy got my weave in a knot . #wtf . 
no way ! ! ... the walking dead ? ! :o is it on ? ! is everyone watching it ? ! 
USERNAME listening too this lit dude darius coleman , he say yall go together o_0 
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now she had a kid ! :o so many secrets #breakingamish 
2-of-2 #snow #blow #straightup #stonerchick #teamleo #liveitup #highlife #high #wow #popupboo @ east oakland URL 
why am i so nervous to talk to you ? i have never been scared of girls . #wtf #yourgorgeous 
i would seriously lose my head if it wasn't screwed on . #iloseeverything #wtf 
downed a 6 piece chicken strip basket in a very short amount of time . 0_o 
he keeps zombies hostage just like hershel ! ! 😮 😮 #thewalkingdead 
yoo i can't i just saw the nastiest video on wshh a man getting head from a cat fish 😫 😵 😲 😖 😫 
USERNAME how did that asswhipe manage to break his phone ? :o 
lindsey said she can wash her pots with her hair ! #wtf * logs out * lmfao i can't ! 
#thewalkingdaughter uhh .. what did i just see ? 😮 
i don't wanna reply to the wrong subtweet & its not for me . o_o 
when someone creeps on you and you cant creep back <<<<<<<< #omg #hugedisappointment 
all of USERNAME 's tweets describe my life perfectly . #omg 
last pic i posted .. i was like 8-9 ... o_o 
as a get older in terms of years , i think i'm getting younger in maturity . i find myself wanting a vw beetle more now than ever . 🚘 #weird 
how come weekends fly by so quickly . #igotacaseofthemondays on sunday o.o 
this is the first weekend in like forever that i've stayed home more than one night .. #wtf 
USERNAME wtf ? and your not getting yelled at ? #weird #why ? 
these kids just drove up in a perfect lexus , then got down and sat at the nearest bus stop . #savegas #wtf 
as i get older in terms of years , i think i'm getting younger in maturity . i find myself wanting a vw beetle more now than ever . 🚘 #weird 
i kno #smh like #wtf is really going on #december21st 
new episode of finding bigfoot can i get a what what ? ! 😮 🙌 
i'm super tired and its only 9 .. #wow #imlame 
a long ppl talk about that one show i thinkk that’s what it’s called ? 0.o 
USERNAME lmfaoo 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😨 😱 😱 
is this like a game to you ? #wtf #bye 
when you get that text and you have no idea what to say back ... 😵 
USERNAME blahh okayy , omg i think i'm feeling a type of way now :o . 
you are really cutting your grass right now ? ! ? ! #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME it's the cutest love movie , like ever . it even inspired me to read the book and that doesn't happen 😌 😯 😊 
so i've been downloading this damn update for 3 hours and it has an error and can't complete ? ? ? #wtf 
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USERNAME aight fine ! & i do ? o.o lmao 
USERNAME just make sure what you say you mean and your not just saying out of spite . then you will regret it o.o 
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says the landlord . three . more . weeks . after most of long beach is now re-powered . #wtf 
im really eating potato chips nd mashed potatoes ! ! #omg 
nosh wrote allie 365 letters & i'm lucky to get a text back #wtf #21stcentury 
girl next to me in the movie theater has a bag of cookies , a moowich , and a box of cookie dough bites .. #cookiemonster #wtf 
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how about me an USERNAME about to walk in sheetz an a cop turns around an says that's not a good look to be walking in here w/ #wtf 
there are clips i haven't seen in the notebook on tv #weird 
me= 😞 😷 😰 😵 😴🙏. i'm sick . prayers and bedtime with 🐶. doctors in the am i hope . 
USERNAME also i wanna get some smexy tiger art from you .. o.o and if i was sober i'd come over lol 
USERNAME -_______- ill see you at like 1245 😯 😏 
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#confessionnight my first time watching porn was when i was 6 yrs old o.o 
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USERNAME and i are going to be brother-in-laws one day ... 😮 
USERNAME o_o slim shady ? . lol . u mean u was on them swings goin back n forth 
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wtf some one just called me and then hung up o_o 
USERNAME aw ur lame beating you was fun /: haha why germany :o 
having to bribe your parent to visit you and their grandbaby ... #wow 
finally home . longest drive . ever . 🚘 😲 🔫 
how is not available on netflix streaming ! ? #wtf 
uh wait , did that deleted scene just mean that allie ended up with the other douche not ryan gosling ? ! ill flip shit #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME oh god .. i'm afraid for your safety ... o_o 
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when USERNAME is talkin on the phone and says #funnyshit #wtf 
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USERNAME oh i know what that feels like ... o.o 
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why did i give him my ring and bracelet ? o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i cant tell if you're serious o.o 
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damn might be a chicked who broke my no cuff rule .... #crazy 
USERNAME i still have my platinum somewhere . hmm ... :o i don't think it can breed where it's legendary . 
USERNAME saved me mulah ! ! thrift shop and fabric and the amount you save . :o o 
USERNAME USERNAME mm no i want say that lol #wtf 
did anybody know justin beiber is in nba 2k13 ? #weird 
how is it possible that my mom cannot fit everything she brought in her suitcase back in for the return trip ? ! ? ! ? #wow #smh 
what's up with these gift of #revenge commercials ... o_0 
USERNAME damnit ! we suck ! 😛 😮 oh well . i like that ! haha 
USERNAME i thought i was the only one ! o.o 
USERNAME this is gonna blow ur mind but i'm so watching a bears game right now #weird 
USERNAME lmbo at first i was like o_o then i read the tweet . 
so how 'bout that new victoria's secret commercial ? #wow 
USERNAME and thank u ! been a lil behind .... 😮 
USERNAME you never had dutch bro's before ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! 😱 😱 😵 😵 😵 😵 
if you say "mad *insert adjective here* i will not text you back . saying mad cute makes no sense . #wtf 
i'm all late but the 49ers and the rams tied :o holy crap there hasn't been a tie in years 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME scarred for life 😲 😲 😲 . 😲 🔫 
lmao my little sister is in the 4th grade and all of this time she thought the k in rice krispies was silent ... #random 
USERNAME i looked it up and it still said 100. :o 
USERNAME llf ..... yu hear what i said .... * o.o * 
game went inn on shyne ! ! ! ! whoa 😵 
the moment when you've studied so much that you feel like you haven't studied at all . #biomajorprobz USERNAME #bissoncansmd 😲 🔫 
USERNAME thanks but how'd you know it was my birthday ? o.o 
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USERNAME gyst kitty ! ! it counts toward our pals/testing scores 😵 😵 
josh peck aka #drakeandjosh is gonna be in an action movies in theaters ? ? #reddawn #weird 
#confessionnight i want a ugly boyfriend 0.o don't judge me l o l 
if there's a girl out there for me , please come get me . i can't find you .. :( #random 
she said she has a surprise for me at her house 0_o no lie ... im scared ... lmao 
used to bother me so much #whynotnow #weird #butiguessitsagoodthing 😏 
omg , i'm almost at 4 thousand tweets . :o 
got a haircut this afternoon . dropped an entire hat size ! feels nice ! i look like a 14 year old with a beard , however ... #weird 
someone one just said twitter dead 0_o u most be on crack 
thank god my mom is a doctor ... she knows all the fancy words that i can use in my research paper ! :) garlic eluent = garlic juice #wtf ! ! ! 
USERNAME awh that made me smile , god , that is my life long dream ... i think i'll die if that happens :o lol i cannot even imagine it 
#confessionnight the feelings i had for #oomf was i think beyond a friendship , it was weird for me cause . . . it was a girl o_o 
omg i thought that was #oomf for a little o.o 
its official ... #americanhorrorstory is just to much for me . holy terrors ! :o 
USERNAME woah :o it already looks tight ! haha the shading on the legs is clutch #hatingonyourdrawingskills 
me: that's fine . i'll take two five pieces then . o.o #failtweet 
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no work for me tomorrow , my supervisor just called and told me that the building caught on fire . that's crazy 😲 😱 
alot of the girla i know are cute which is wierd o.o bc im feo >.< 
i guess its cool that i'm shaking for no reason .. #wtf 
USERNAME ha ! maybe you had a poor signal :o but at least it finish fast :d 
USERNAME it's not like their going to ask . :o 
dmn she gt hair on ha chest don't it ? ? o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME we are screwed on our project 😲 
USERNAME :o #youmissedthenotebook ? ! ? ! ? ! ! 
“rt . USERNAME ........ dara's hair , wth o_o URL mv set ? or photoshoot ? 
USERNAME uhmm couldn't you have used another name ? ! ? ? ! you're so weird ! ! #omg haha 
where hasn't she been ? ? ? o.o #wizkhalifa #neverbeen #kushnorangejuice #unansweredhiphopquestions 
USERNAME dude it was hype af ! i spent so much $ there thought :o it was so packed like over 200+ people there 
found girls night out on the dvr again . USERNAME next album must be a worship album #howgreatthouart #wow 
:o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME does that make u afraid of urself ? o_o 
USERNAME oh shiet el chapo guzman gonna kidnap me ! ! 0.o brother ur crazy lol 
my goal is to gain 10 ponds muscle by sometime january :o 
good thing i skipped my car payment this month .. i'd be in the super negatives ! :o .. 
did mac miller and lil wayne ever find out who they were ? o.o #thequestion #unansweredhiphopquestions 
why when i just txtd #oomfs a heart started lighing up . #crazy 
my feet are cold and my eyes are low :o 
the funny thing is i dont even know what emoji i tweeted i just copied and pasted o_0 😒 
USERNAME lmao oh gosh im scared to see it :o 
meek mill might seriously be the hardest rapper in the game ... #nojoke listen to his new mixtape intro 😱 😲 😱 😲 😲 
#confessionnight ; this is the worst i ever had to go through my first love aint got shit on him :o 
USERNAME who's that :o , and nothing much texting some pitin and watching marijuana wars (: 
USERNAME i didn't even get that much stuff at all this weekend and spent $368 after being in the store for twenty minutes .. #crazy ! 
culpeper would have school tomorrow < < < . #wtf 
looks like i just walked into a shitty night . nobody here and my press looks like it has seen better days 0_o 
#omg if i can get wit u ! ! #whopwhop ! ! 
caralho vei , o esposo da mulher do marcos paulo morreu ! :o 
my cat is just chilling upstairs then out of no where he sprints downstairs . #wtf 
USERNAME yeah , that's kinda through the roof . :o 
darryl couldn't get any hotter ... and now with that baby #omg 😍 😍 
then with my next paycheck on friday , i wanna get some jordans o.o 
awkward when your looking at old pictures and you were once friends with your ex boyfriends current girlfriend ... haha #weird #trippymang 
USERNAME you cant bust when your drunk ? lol :o 
USERNAME 😡 you a dead girl walking next time i see u 👇 😵 🔫🔪😈 
USERNAME USERNAME & you do have time if you messaged me . 0.o 
watching breaking amish . #omg 😳 😳 😳 their accents though ! ! ! ! 
its because i stalk the living shit out of you 0.o 
this headache came out of no where . #hurts #ughh #random 
or however you spell it o.o , she is too tired to spell hehe 
#confessionnight : i was falling in love w . katy but ...... lol . o.o big confession . 
i really wanna play sims and i have no clue why . ! ? #weird 
in my thinking mood ... sumthings we fight so hard to kept really means to let go nd walk away ...... holdin my head up nd walkin away o_o o_o 
#confessionnight if the people in my 6th period class could hear my thoughts , they'd prolly hate me , and love me too 😵 😏 
first time i won't have to worry about try-outs tomorrow in 4 years ... #weird #schmidtyproblems 
don't tell me the zombie ate her :o wtf ? 
they say i fresh to death i say i'm dressed to kill 👌🔫 😵 😲 
my right arm pit smells like weeds , lol #wtf 
#confessionnight i only have feelings for 1 person but idk if she knows it :o 
this show is gettin sick ...... in a bad way ... 😵 
if there's something i need to know ; i'd rather you tell me than for me to have to hear it from somebody else #random 
i aint all mommy cake . #oops ! ! ! o_o 
how yuh want me to cuff yuh , but in some nigga house o.o i dont want him fucking my pussy , ; / 
mama has no problem with me driving after nine , but the state does ? #wtf 
daang jacobs growing up ! i think i chose the wrong chavez brother 😮 
USERNAME froze the freaking ham :o stupid idiot ! now i cant have a sandwich :( 
nite tweeties ,,, not goin to sleep , got business to handle ! ! o_o 
USERNAME he looking for his wife in dude stomach 0_o 
the latino express is as sketchy as its ever been #wtf 
USERNAME lmao that nigga black 😂 😂 😂 😵 i'm dead 
USERNAME woow , how could your bro do that ? #ac3 you must get ! ! :o 
USERNAME , lol fuck it yo bring it ! --> :o lmfao 
the shit boys do behind their girlfriends back <<<<<< 😧 😮 
this winter gonna be the like the ice age ! 🌐❄⛄ 😮 💨 brr 
USERNAME we have a dude who killed his wife& got abducted by aliens o.o 
USERNAME :o lol i always thought i was following you 
essay due tomorrow , 2 due friday , and another due saturday . #wow :( 
USERNAME what if i took a nap today and can't ? 0_o 
USERNAME :o forreal . what . da . fuck . 
USERNAME USERNAME who doesn't love looking at him ? ! like #omg 
it doesn't feel like my birthday is this week #weird 
this white boy getting head from a fish on worldstar #smh #wtf 
dude , cutler looks like he's still playin for the broncos #wtf USERNAME USERNAME 
most couples be sad when it's time to go to college cuz they not go get to see each other shit i'm tryna go to the same one and u mad #crazy 
what i hate about the dollar movies: nasty ass seats , sticky ass floors , and weird ass people ! #wtf 
what is with the glamour shots on USERNAME ? ? #weird 
USERNAME o.o you hit ms . simpson ? ! smhh . omg . 
everytime i watch the notebook i think of the kid in my english who looks just like him ! #crazy 
USERNAME your mom needs to make those oreo things for me :o and we need our tomatoess 
had to watch last weeks walking dead episode ... i just witnessed part of a c-section . #omg 
what bar was #drake singing karaoke at ? o.o #unansweredhiphopquestions 
i feel like i'm just depressing myself . #lol #wtf 
el martes 20 ! ! “USERNAME cuandoo veniis ? 😯 USERNAME 
USERNAME :o i scare you ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! lmao fml 
USERNAME that’s a lot o.o i’m gonna have to go back and make a list of my favorites 
awkward moment when watching tv with your parents and a sex channel comes .. like #wtf haha #change #weird 
you know you're getting old when you run into an old high school friend & she tells shes getting married in 2 weeks 😯 lol when did we grow up ? 
everyone i know must be texting each other saying #wtf #noresponse #rude 
USERNAME how im nasty and you talkin bout u n strauss ! o.o 
that commercial with that football player jumps over someone n a play . shits cray :o 
my sisters lesbian friend told me im juss the sexiest thing on earth 0.o cdfuu 
i still haven't went to go pick up halo 4 ? ! ? ! ! ! ? fuuck 😱 😵 
you know you're getting old when you run into an old high school friend & she says shes getting married in 2 weeks 😯 lol when did we grow up ? 
what an incredible day at eastside baptist church ! #wow 
USERNAME :o damn ! ! ! ! ! ;o but you don't got school tomorrow right ? 
it's already basketball season ... oh my gosh this year is going by fast ! 😲 
why the heck just happened in that episode ? ? #thewalkingdead #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME :o will u order it for me and ill send u my address i don't have a credit card :( 
seriously someone come stay the night with me . :o 
omg its like everybody on my tl is going trought the same like me . :o 
damn it's only 1o :o 2 ㏘ , feel like it's 1 :o o ㏂ 
rick got a call asking for his vote for zombie mitt romney #walkingdead #wtf 
i've been lookin for my eyeliner right , &all of a sudden i see it in my garbage can .... i wonder what i did last night/this morning ... 0.o 
USERNAME not usually . i don't like the mean side of you . 😯 
USERNAME i know ! i hate that everyone just decides to jump on the bandwagon . did you see the give me love video ? :o 
i get my phone back and no one texts me :( #sadtweet #wtf 
#confessionnight i listen to music when i'm down 😌 😁 😯 
the warmest place in my house is my bathroom downstairs ! #wtf #itslikeasauna 
my cousin was on the front cover of a brochure they were giving out :o URL 
i may not be the girl that everyone wants , but at least i'm not the girl that everyone's had . #lovethis #stolefromjessica :o 
how ironic is it that i hate spiders but i love spider-man #weird 
does kanye west still have the power ? o.o #unansweredhiphopquestions 
hi my name is emily marshall . i tweet everything every 3.5 minutes , such as .. i have to go pee , i peed , i wiped , i'm done USERNAME #omg 
#confessionnight when i brush my teeth , i use toothpaste . :o 
USERNAME USERNAME noo you have to , i'll die . 😲 
USERNAME i mean , if you gullible , then ... lol yeah . :o lol 
my team ready #teamdynastyoffical #omg #stfu mixtape coming soon ! 
are they adding parts into the notebook right now ! ? ! ? #wtf 
USERNAME eew your butt just tweeted me ! ! nasty boy💩 haha ! ! your so special . just don't do that again .. o_o 
#thewalkingdaughter 0_o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! psh (-_-) saw it coming . 
USERNAME about ? :o & dont worry baby we gots gym tomorrow 
USERNAME haha that's sweet . but i was referring to my boyfriend :o 
USERNAME wait one m o.o ne mo lol all u gotta tell oneada is ''well bitch ! my dick aint gone suck itself bitch" 
why do so many people have in their names ? ? what am i missing ! ! ? ? :o 
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i swear USERNAME gets better every episode . cliffhanger ending . :o 
USERNAME okay ! ill help you pick out lovely things for USERNAME 😯 😊 
that phone call at the end of #thewalkingdead #wtf ! 
lmaoo damm ol girl got that shit faced nw :o 
USERNAME ,' :o it's ... not ... the ... same ... 
the conversations my dad has with my dog makes me want to find him friends #weird 
has anyone killed pauly yet after he murdered tony ..... and his brother ? o.o #meekmill #tonystory #unansweredhiphopquestions 
watching this with my mom ... oh my goodness awkward #imdead 😂 😲 
i swear every chick im following is watching the notebook #wtf 
back in boca , and i think i'm done traveling for now 😵 💤 
oh my gosh my fan just started make the most annoying squeaky sound . 😲 🔫 
#confessionnight i would never date someone from my school 0_o 
USERNAME i'm serious i've gone and you're not there . for the playoff game i went to wish you girls good luck and no one was there :o 
USERNAME :o lol you'll probably forget ! so it's fine . 
apple still selling ipad 2 16gb wifi and 3g models for $399 and $529 #stillrelevant :o URL 
USERNAME whaa ? ? what are you talking about o_o lmao ! ! 
#condessionnight : i wore fake earrings before .... *omg this cant be true* #random 
damm court on tuesdayy 😵 😡 #jailtime #probation #alldat #fml #ohwell #fuckthelaw 
USERNAME is it what im telling you is gunna happen in thanksgiving break ? omg :o o ! ! ? 
#random i come home to sleep with my mom #priceless 
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USERNAME definitely no . what the hell ! ! ? 😵 
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USERNAME you should have come down to the house with USERNAME USERNAME and i ! we were just there hangin out :d #crazy 
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USERNAME lmao , cause see . uhm . i dont have a reason . lmao . cause imma creeper ? o.o 
USERNAME :o i called you , you didn't answer . but imma call you back later . 
! rt USERNAME idk abt anyone else .. but uhm , im dedicated to my bf & our relationship . ijs o.o 
#confessionnight : i raped r . kelly in the bathroom stall at a club o_o . lmfaoo ! i'm fried asf for sayin that ! 
i gotta go pee but i don't wanna get up #random #lazyprobz 
"USERNAME she should stop tweeting #sadtweets ! asap ! USERNAME i havent ? :o 
USERNAME why were you texting in the bath tub ? ? o_o 
USERNAME mistaked u for chuck last night tho 😮 😂 
USERNAME if USERNAME takes one you can have the other ? :o 
USERNAME i mean yeah , she has a really pretty face but i was just surprised bc i've never seen anyone that flat chested ! 😮 
USERNAME open my door with a bobby pin cause i'm so lazy & me too :o 
my family is taking the this year while i'm playing baseball ... #wow 
friday i saw the newark boys basketball team practicing with the shirts off ... i just stood there like . :o o 
“USERNAME “USERNAME USERNAME umm ... did someone photograph you mid-twerk ? URL USERNAME 😮 😍 
i hate it when my teacher assigns me a college essay and i can't use more than 500 words ... #wtf 
just read the most awk twitter convo ever . ohmygoodness dm each other that shit 😮 
i hate school and i quit . 😲 🔫 😥 
someone left some roses by my window :o ! ! thr cute ^___^ aww 
my brother and i tweeted the same thing today . #weird 
omfg did i just got all dis clothes ? :o :) 
idk i get mad then i let it go in like 10 sec . o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME lol i wonder who all is reading this o_o #stalkers :d ahh that's ok cause i read peoples convos ne ways 
my bestfriend just said he wanted to kiss me today ...... o.o oh . my . god . #confusedaf 
just realized my first stop on tour in january is literally walking distance (a few blocks) from where i live in jersey ... one word- #wow 
“USERNAME rebecca black , meet your match | URL (via USERNAME #wtf USERNAME bahahhaha 
when a car commercial comes on i love to guess what car it is . #random 
USERNAME happy birthday my dude :o we need to get together one day i mean you live like 30 feet from me . 
goddamn it big bang is where i was basically 24hrs ago sjcidjdkskckskdkdkfkjjs god hates me 😭 😱 😩 💔 😿 😵 😧 😦 
those uniforms are confusing . seems like it's just one team playing against each other . lol o.o 
#confessionnight i'm really self concious of my huge feet on my short body  #weird 
USERNAME i'm pretty sure it is an orgasm in your mouth if you're starving lol :o 
USERNAME ohh ha well the head is bigger then u ! ! :o ha 
USERNAME yeah that's true there is room for a twist . we haven't seen a body yet :o 
USERNAME if you deny it , you shall be hanged :o 
is it just me or does it feel like time is flying ? i can't believe its almost thanksgiving . it feels like summer was just yesterday #wow 
rt USERNAME USERNAME it wasn't over , it still isn't over ... oh wait it never even started for me #wtf #fuckourlives 
steve would want a girl that pees out the window . #wtf 
big sean is so irrelevant . he the assiest rapper in g . o.o . d . music . 
magic mike ! ! ! yess ! ! ! please ! ? ! ? #omg 
black boys watch the notebook you guyz ! 😮 😉 
USERNAME well that girl doesn't seem to like him ! :o 
how did i use 1/6 of my data already & it just got renewed yesterday . 😳 #omg 
the awkward moment wen ur freaking out over your phone cause you think you lost it but it was next to you the whole time o.o lmaoo 
USERNAME USERNAME you too ? i thought they was just me o.o 
USERNAME :o lmaoo , im not weird ! im uniquee , its hard to find that 
USERNAME i'm feeling some type of way with your attitude tonight :o things better be different tomorrow ! ! ! ! night wifers ! 
that moment that you realize you have soo much stuff as you are prepping to move ! ... o_o 
just accidentally pulled a USERNAME by sayin #yolo #doe o_o 
if you're gone is such a good song #omg #throwback 
USERNAME aight we gone see lol ! ! 😮 😏 😂 
USERNAME do you have the picture of saturdays game . ? :o 
she will be loved by maroon 5 >>>>>> #omg 😍 😅 
faltam 2 meses para o meu aniversário .. 24-year-old man :o 
church was great <3 now gone grub cuhs im starving :o 
corey got me the most expensive stuff from victoria secrets .. for my birthday :o .... #spoiled 
hearing the who song baba o riley live #omg #omg #omg #teenagewasteland 
qbs getting knocked out like boxers today; m . vick(phi), a . smith(sf) and now j . cutler(chi) all concussed in their games today . #nfl 🏈😴 😵 💥✨ 
for some reason my room smells like peppermints .. 😳 😲 
USERNAME lol dead at puberty takin it's vengeance 😲 😲 😲 😂 😂 😂 
just realized that i involuntarily add to the end of almost every message i send , #wow #weird 
i wanna watch a movie . but i don't know which one ? :o 
“USERNAME how much does your third testicle weigh ? ! — check the world record book page 18 ;) URL worlds smallest , :o 
have you ever wanted someone so bad .. but knew you would never be with them again ? #crazy #hateit #whyher 
i once watched 6 hours of family guy in a row :o 
why is makeup called makeup & not makedown ? o.o the things i wonder about . 
can't believe the start of season is already here #crazy 
i fell in love with USERNAME sister #omg 😍 😍 😍 😍 
taking the last fruit roll-up and leaving the box in the pantry is like finding a treasure chest and just taking he gold . #wtf #gtfo 
sometimes i get this really weird mood where everything i touch feels yucky & i don't wanna touch anything . #weird #iknow 
lmfao my bestfriend said i be talking like USERNAME o_o smh 
when me and USERNAME have movie nights 3 night in a row and we pick movies that are fucking terrible #wtf #sobad #wemissjp 
#confessionnight i'm fucking tired ! ! ! 😲 😑 😬 
USERNAME text me i have stuff to tell you . :o 
wtf is wrong with this girl ? #baby #centralpark #sunday #wtf @ central park URL 
that's what we do . we fight ! you tell me when i'm being a son of a 🐶 and i tell you when you're being a pain in the 😮 . 
my parents are a little obsessed with starbucks . even going as far as buying an expresso machine . #wow #allday URL 
last night we fell asleep at 5am & woke up @ 2;30pm . & my parents fell back asleep @ 6pm & still havent woken up ! -__- #wtf #lol 
i've had a massive headache all day and now i'm being lied to by someone i thought i could trust #notcool #omg #seriously #no 
holy shit . swear , just got this much resin out my chillum with the firstt scrape #wow #resinedout ! URL 
USERNAME you didnt take my battery charger with you last night did you ? o_o 
when someone randomly txt you after not talking to them for months #weird 
lmfao my mom got me tasting some stuff that look like bird food o_o #chipolte *spell check* maybe 
USERNAME ... if you're a bird , i'm a bird ? all you need is a mikes hard lemonade now . #dadunit #likefatherlikeson #wow 
USERNAME ahh ... i don't even know what pink nation is . :o sounds interesting . 
im laughing for no reason . am i wierd ? o.o 
USERNAME :o i'm appalled ! ! ! ! ! ! ! goodnight -__- 
i thought i was bouta catch the stomach virus o_o 
USERNAME shocking ! :o . finally someone's admitted the truth 
USERNAME or people were resurrected from death during their dance ... 😵 😇 
USERNAME well ................ i guess were both gonna have to fight for what we want o_o 
:o thats rude adina :'( rtUSERNAME USERNAME says the ugly one . 
#twihards camping out for days ahead of tomorrow's #twilight premiere #crazy USERNAME #ficp12 URL 
i left my xbox on all day today , when i get home that bitch prolly gonna be toast 😵 
“USERNAME i take it they were watching the same thing #weird #ironic USERNAME jennmiller14 URL 
USERNAME USERNAME i miss jordaan :o yeah we do ! 
your well being is so much important to me ! ! ! #crazy 
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both the florence boys passed out on me . #wtf 
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USERNAME o ..... m ...... g ..... ! ! ! o.o (checking calendar for when my b-day is) 
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i've never seen the notebook :o is that bad ? 
jacob kirtley's facebook status reminding me about mrs . bennett's homework . >>>>>> #iloveyou #omg 
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#confessionnight i easily fall in love and im easily heart broken ... o_o 
USERNAME ohh when does it end ? i'm not watching it :o 
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do i ever know this chick .. talking about you dont text me o.o 
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do u think michonne will find the prison ? :o , 
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don't even want to know how this match is going to end . tv :o ff . beer :o pen . 
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some of y'alls confessions got me looking like this = > o_o 
forgot all about this big test tomorrow morning ! #omg #freakingout #ahh 
USERNAME just ate like 6 bags of chips in 3min lml 😮 😂 
being ignored . how freaking funny is that ? i mean , i thought we were adults here . guess that's a joke . #wtf 
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USERNAME USERNAME my face . :o lol but you look perrttyy . 
USERNAME & USERNAME are eating all my seeds . 😮 
i hope USERNAME ready for next semester . 😯 😳 
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tell me why diamond is over here making weird nasty noises o.o 
hmm . & we're the only people in the theatre . it's about to be freeaayy o_o 
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when i run out of skips on pandora : 😵 😭 😢 
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omg jenni rivera's daughter (chiquis) had sex with her moms husband ! :o 
snowing in #peoria and was in the 70's today here in #chicago ... #crazy #weather #windycityweatherproblems 
#confessionnight oomf is seriously messed up in the head & i don't understand his tweets 😯 #stillhotthough 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME it so was ! :o i did not like today's episode 
crazy walking dead ep tonight ! 😲 can't wait for next weeks ! ! 
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USERNAME what if he actually didnt :o we never saw it man ! i mean he did shoot the gun but still lol . 
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#wouldarabellarather eat her own foot or never sing again . ? 0.o lol 
#confessionnight i never really liked 2 of my ex boyfriends . i just dated them because they wouldn't stop asking o_o 
USERNAME me either o_o i'm too lazy . i wanna sleep xd but i don't wanna go upstairs lmao 
now i no i’m fucked up i had my phone upside down 😵 
key lime cheesecake ! #sweettartflow 😯 @ the cheesecake factory URL 
and i did :o did you not get it ? 
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i haven’t seen my wallet in 3 days .. just got upset with myself cause i wasn’t worried at first 😯 
my mom;' you cant have soup without rice ' :o me; 'only a mexican person would say that c'x ' my mom; right ? xd 
omg great mall for 5.5 hours .__. not including eating . 😵 
the notebook is on at 8 ! ! 😮 💗💗💗💗 
USERNAME btw that wasnt in a mean way , im still gonna watch i just dont know bout the whole thing haha 25 min . is loong :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wtf i leave my phone for five minutes and i'm flooded with tweets #crazy 
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a big thanks to USERNAME for always being the friend who tells me what i want to hear .. we both know i'm #psycho & #crazy 
kayla suggested i check out daiting websites #wow #singleproblems #solo 
just finished ironing on the shortest ironing board ever . below waist level . #weird . 
not going to lie i'm pretty sure i just watched a ufo for like 10 mins up on seasonal rd :o ha ha ha #caton #crazyasfuck 
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this is why i don't let ppl eat or drink in my damn room . two big ass red koolaid stains -.- #wtf 
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some of yall doing #confessionnight and can't even spell confession right , tf ? o.o 
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#confessionnight i hate when people take forever to text back .. or maybe i text back too fast *sigh* :o 
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breaking bad .. omg . skyler your so dumb .. it's failing apart #omg 
all my gut feelings have been right this weekend #weird #kindascarednow 
dudee . majority of girls these days . #wtf URL 
idk wh . but when guys don't shave their face , it's kind of attractive ... not like duck dynasty tho , ewh .. #odd #random #attractive #toalimit 
#wtf i hunted today and worked today give me a break god damn turn it off 
watching the notebook o.o for the first time . pretty goos movie . USERNAME 
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USERNAME do not take pictures of my husband ! ! ! :o that's forbidden lol 
#confessionnight somebody told me that i can be a hand model the other day o_o 
bald headed dude looking through my windows ? hold up 🔨 😲 🍼 
#confessionnight i went out with 3 girls at one time , and idk 0.o 7 
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#confessionnight im pissed cause i just missed my beautiful ass wifey on tv o.o .... 
#wtf it was hot 15 min ago and now is cold :s #weirdweather 
yal have the same pic USERNAME USERNAME 0.o lol shit be confusing me smh 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME would we ever see dave again , or perhaps could he aid us in kicking their asses ? o.o 
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u ? ? rt USERNAME omg turned into a walker :o 
how do i get rid of a hickie on my nipple and neck o_0 ..... don't ask any questions #asktwitter 
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USERNAME well i do :o is turk torturing your dog ? 
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damn i enter tomorrow at 2pm but school don't end till 2 :3 0 ! ! ! :o damn whatever i'm entering at 2:40 ! :d 
the fresh prince of bel air theme song just came on pandora o.o 
if we had school tomorrow , i'd probably die . 😵 
doing homework with a bunch of college kids . :o 
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what is going on in this show ? ! #crazy #thewalkingdead 
haven't been there in like 2months -,- that's a long ass time :o 
USERNAME is it jesus calling rick on the phone ? because he went crazy and found jesus #weird 
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gus ! ! ! ! say what ! ! ! :o #ouat #onceuponatime 
if it's cold out , wear a sweater . why are you wearing a crop top and shorts ? 0_o 
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it's wierd how my moms family have blue eyes and she doesn't ? >.< hmm very suspicious ? :o 
did this fatt person just mention me o_o ! ! ! 
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USERNAME i might be moving next door to you 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME didn't realize all my kids names had 6 letters until USERNAME asked me if i did it on purpose #weird 
i hate wen females twatch den take a tweet outta proportion making it abt them . if u wasn't being nosey u wldnt think it was abt you #random 
#confessionnight i cried a week straight after me and #oomf was done ! o.o 
what's up with all these chicks passing out in my bed #wtf 
it's been two days since we haven't talk . and i don't know if i want to ? o.o 
oh i forgot to make a post for my uncle nobu for veterans day :o 
those annoying ass people who take a picture and hash tag #me #selfie #onedirection #katyperry #justinbeiber #instagold 😒 how about #wtf 
USERNAME i really need to listen to this now :o 
while cleaning my room i found three screw drivers ? ! ? #weird #wtf 
yes mother nature , every girl obviously loves breaking out and feeling like they're giving birth once a month . 😐 😬 😵 👌 
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guy:im in love with another girl girl :o h okay go be with her and love her 
definitely gonna have to get a new number asap . not dealing with these imbeciles trying to text me everyday #omg #whoru #stop 
#confessionnight i've secretly liked girls since i was like 8 o.o i guess i'm suss 
so , i may or may not have ... ? thanks , weirdo lab results . i guess if my doc isn't upset , i shouldn't be either . #weird 
USERNAME 😮 were so gonna be those old ladies with like 50000000 dogs cause all our puppes grew up 😟 
god , i'm going to die tonight o.o #beto 'scrazydriving 
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me: you're a weeni grandma: corndog me: what the heck ? i didn't say corn dog ! grandma: you're a corndog . #random #funny #family #grandma 
if i wasn't so tired i'd probably not be able to sleep tonight :o 
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o.o i am soo blind to hints /hitting on me 
me and my brosky allan @ ~g . o.o . d l . i . fe~ URL 
jus had a duck fart shot o_o duck farts ate actualloy tasty af .. 
reading a tweet & thinking to yourself .. wtf . o.o 
went to the bathroom . got walked in on . #gamedays #crazy 
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i've legit seen five cars get pulled over and i've only been in town ten minutes tops #weird #curious 
USERNAME i went to go say hi :) .. & you said .. o_o .. o ! ? ! ? 
guys night out-the night my bf pays so much attention to guys , i start to think he is gay o.o also the loneliest night i've had in a while 
USERNAME  okay i might not be home . lol haris wants to hang out . o.o 
the shxt my frand brought to my attention doe ... o_o 
USERNAME :( u wasnt . i was like :o .. :( .. :'( 
what the f-ck ever happened to boys like girls ? :o 
before you fix your lips to ask me a dumbass question ask yourself this .... 😯 
man i haven't had a call like that , in over twenty years . :o 
that's my boy has to be the funniest movie i've ever watched . #omg #dying #sofunny 
see how thick this is ? it was twice as thick . #omg #thehammer #noonions #nuggets USERNAME 
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how the fuck she get ma number ? o_o ! 
:o they killed her tio . omfg that's so sad . 
get home from the football game to find your mom and little brother watching the hangover ... unexpected ! 😯 
USERNAME just openly admitted to me that she was .... safe to say i almost passed out in the middle of ihop .. 😱 😐 😵 
i don't think you are ready for this #jelly ... 😮 @ tai nam URL 
i seriously can't believe this . four years passed by me . #omg #cantdeal 
USERNAME it can get worse ? lmao no way ? 😫 what's the worst that can happen ? 😮 
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#roomielove #wtf #faces #redlemonade #delicious #barhop USERNAME @ wilfie & nell URL 
now that freedom went to sleep i have nobody to talk to :o well , i guess goodnight twitter . sweet dreams cyndal . still praying for the boys . 
starting my weekend , feeling like shit ! #wtf #iworkwithkids #suckstosuck 
, laying down , really sleepy , & idk why but im tryin' not to go to sleep ! ! 0.o 
oh my freaking god . that was so crazy ! o.o 
... bringing someone from your past feels weird . like this person changed me 0.o 
oh my gosh it is verr verr cold out . 😯 
3 cops in one block ? ? #wtf ? ! ? 
watching sinister with USERNAME trying not to be scared ! 😵 
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USERNAME your sister hearn peed her her pants in your moms car ... she obviously needs professional help that we can't give her .. #wtf 
how the hell do i have 777 tweets now ? -.- o.o 
also kati was right , bodega was really legit o.o 
cia director has affair , he resigns . sf sheriff #mirkarimi beats up his wife and stays . #wtf . nytimes on petraeus: URL 
omg as long as long as you love me came on ! ! ! ! :o #fanboying 
this fan sounds like its gonna come off my ceiling and kill me , soo if i don't show up to work at 9 you know why .. # 😵 
god i'm sleepy and all alyssa has is blankets that cover half my body . and her house is freezing :o 
now and days you never no how old people is cause they been lien about it for so long #random 
USERNAME i come to the girls house and you leave ! ? christ kelsey ! #wtf 
i think ima block my new follower , he looks pretty scury :o . #yikes 
i have not bought one article of clothing since i have moved 😮 
what's slimy cold long and smells like pork ? kermit the frogs finger ... zing ! o.o 
i've only lost followers like once . and that was only like 2. #random 
i think this is going to be the first friday in over a month that i'm not going to see yahaira :o #bestfriendproblems 
another fun filled weekend of working and staying in every night #wtf #nolife 😩 
my mom is actually cool with the idea of me going to california in december :o it would be amazing ! 
USERNAME ... o_o i'm going to go crawl in a hole 
in bed already on a friday night .... what's wrong with me #thisisafirst #wtf 
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oh 0.o USERNAME i always lose/break my chapstick within a week of buying it smh .. ” 
i never have free time to myself , or go out , or do any damn thing ..... maybe that's why i'm #crazy 
? ? ? ? ?all that time so whats the deally o lols .... ? ? ? ?sawdust lols ... its on u lols .... o_o make ithappen baby lols .. rt it ... ? ? ? ? ? 
my fortune is a pick up line . #wtf URL 
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having a talk about friends with my little cousin & realized USERNAME is like my only white friend i actually care to have . o.o 
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USERNAME i saw you're girlfriend , she so pretty :o 
looking at indian dresses on pintrest and wanting all of them .. too bad no normal person can afford them .. #$3770 #comeonnow #wtf 
what if obama had mike brown fired so phil jackson could coach the #lakers ? :o 
omg just found out my dad used to bang :o wtf ? 
i don't know what this is about on tv ? #random URL 
they playing all these freaky song on pandora . o_o 
rode the mechanical bull tonight that was something else #wow 
USERNAME yea at first i was like o_o *scratches head* where his man come from ain't nobody ask all that lmao shows where yur mind is 
tonight made me realize so many new things 🙇 😶 😑 😮 💭 #wow #dirt 
really .... once you go black you never go back ? #wow 
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this kid is really fingering this girl in the middle in the song #wtf ! #ratchet 
someone name on twitter is crazy girlfriend .. o_o lol , whoaa' 
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USERNAME USERNAME lmfao ! where you gettin all this pics from ? ? o.o i feel special tho (x 
i can't believe i went to sleep that early . #wow 
ive changed alot since freshman year ? :o #2 .0 
wtf mulligans ? #bathrooms #weird #needles #toxic #waste @ mulligan family fun center URL 
looking back at old pictures and saying to ur self " wtf was i thinking ? o.o ? 
my hair finally matches my eyebrows . hahaha #weird #bouttime #finallynormal 
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omfg , my bras are getting small ... which means my boobs are getting bigger #ugh #idontwantbigboobs #wtf 
i come home in 10 days :o it will be the first time i've been home in 3 months 
USERNAME where did biebss perform today ? :o i heard he was crying on stage :( (( 
why does my phone think its 440 am .... #wtf 
winter solution= layers of clothes summer solution= birthday suit ? ! o.o winter >>>summer 
USERNAME i see . excuse me while i go kill myself 😵 
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USERNAME USERNAME omg nickk ! :o i told you not to tel noone ! 
that awkward moment when ur trying to take a creeper snap chat and ur flash is on 😯 #wasntme 
i have the weirdest dreams when i doze off for just a few minutes #weird 
USERNAME .___. those mixtapes ate baby makers , smh :o 
lmao a few people in my room turned into like 20 ... 0.o how .. 
played basketball with USERNAME dad at kramer akward ass day o.o lol . 
“USERNAME o_o URL eyes get bigger , and fell bad 
girls scream so loud drunk .. no shit he doesn't remember yu #wtf 
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i need to do something to my hair .. but it damn sure won't get done tonight . #random ! 
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gettin a new phone soon :) what phone should i get ? :o 
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the more i sleep .. the more tired i am . o.o 
i need to do that but it's hard 😭 😲 
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USERNAME USERNAME does she look like doniee ! ! ! :o 
biggest head ache , tummy hurts and im closing tonight ! ! ! ! ! 😲 😣 
just saw my teacher buy pickles and milk from the kangaroo ...... #wtf #ratchetlife #nasty 
what if making a wish at 11:11 did work but someone always wishes for none of the wishes to come true ? #crazy 
i hate she people stare at my computer screen ... #random lol 
i'm so sleepy💤 but i have to stay up ! 😲 
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. when you single nobody wants you but when you taken everybody wants you #wtf 
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USERNAME ; 😧 , not you 😯 , you can keep yours 😬 
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we eat every part of the chicken but the head and the claws o.o 
USERNAME ill tell you wuhh this shit is g . o.o . d lol 
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had the best time with my sissy tonight ! ! ! even tho she whooped mine and lisa's ass tonight 😯 #sisters 
chillin at lexies . but where should we go eat later ? :o 
😦 😧 😯 oh ! 😑 you see how the people be treating me 
just seen the intro for first time in quite a while , mr simpson is still the principal , #wtf 
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had the best time with my sissy tonight USERNAME ! even tho she whooped mine and lisa's ass ! 😯 #sisters 
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USERNAME - :o ) i have always wanted to learn , but too afraid . 
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you always want me to hangout with her knowing i don't like her . #wtf . 
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saw one of my old friends tonight o.o i didn't even recognize them 
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USERNAME i haven't tlked to you in like 2 weeks . #wtf 
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the grapevine was crazy :o harsh rain thunder , little visability lol 
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woahh #awkwardcity guys fighting like 14 yr old girls #funny yet kinda #weird 
me: *just sitting here* delvin: *snuffling* me:*looks up and this dude is sniffing my hair* o.o ook ? ? ? 
his mom said my baby moving to fast i better be being careful o.o 
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home from work and gonna hang out with rylan . #random 
pretty sure i just woke everyone up on washington heights a fucking spider just crawled on me ughh😫 😭 😵 
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haven't been home for 5 minutes and i already lost my keys . #wow #smfh 
USERNAME :maybe that billboards a sign that i should go to that college ...... USERNAME :o r maybe it's just a sign 
#itscoldoutside me and dylan lydon have been out here of hours #wtf #weedfucksu 
i saw tatianna today o.o she small ascell now . 
y the fuck is there traffic ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! > :-o 
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i always look at the time and it 911 :o 
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i am absolutely getting a new goldfish tomorrow 🐠🐟 nothing can replace sammy though , #rip 😢 😵 😇 💚 💜 
oh dj threw a condom at me ! 😮 i didn't know what it was lmfao .. 
if you're not snapchatting me right now you should be . i look my best at this hour o_o kswagjaeger 
the other %10 stayed in an entirely different city or state ... #crazy 
it's weird how people idek know about me ? ... #wtf #awkward 
USERNAME g . o.o . d music tell you the truth but mmg 
to anyone that's tweeting at me . i thought i saw a mention pop up but i guess not . o_o 
i'm #crazy . you're #independent . and u , me #hate it ... #truth #truelove 
dude its fucken cold outside & my stupidass brother has the ac on , tf foo ? are you on crack or something ? o.o 
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another car accident in lancaster . big traffic ! #wtf 
USERNAME is erik sad ? :o this must be the first sign he actually has feelings . 
... fireworks just went off in my neighborhood . fireworks . big fireworks . it would be totally acceptable if it wasn't past midnight ! #wtf 
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USERNAME lmfao , karenn ! that tweet no eraa para tii ... but scince yiu liked it & i saw your pic o.o jplol 
conversations from drunk girls in the bathroom 😳 #tmi #wow #seriously #drunkbitches 
fukin twenty minutes looking for parking ! really ! ! o_o 
i thought oswego was a fucking party town . #wtf 
this friday night just isn't the same . #spareroom #alone #weird #dontlikeit 
USERNAME working the streets o.o ? lmao jk how am i supposed to know what the usual is ? ! 
346k followers and all they tweet is bong ! USERNAME #crazy #funny #lmao URL 
i don't know if it's me but what does your hair always itch when you need to relaxer o_o 
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USERNAME saying i suck a mean fat one :o i don't do that; spank you very muchh ! 
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what the hell ! ! ! ! ! ! thunder shook the house .... o_o 
this friday night just isn't the same . #spareroom #alone #weird #dontlikeit 
USERNAME omg ¿que hora es alla ? yo nunca he dormido todo el dia :o . 
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janette is going to ecuador for her mission ! #omg so exciting ! #mission #lds #amazing 
USERNAME lol , i saw a picture of me and i looked like a freak on a leash . o_o that's when my hair was super short . 
thank you USERNAME for that talk ! ! #crazy #kls #missyoubabe 
USERNAME then ..... maybe USERNAME will help me ? paul please help me ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME ikr . the later it gets the bigger my appetite .. o.o #weird 
basketball tomorrow :) hopefully i remember how to play :o 
USERNAME and i thought i actually looked good . o_o 
#for some strange reason , ii love the smell uv weed ; && ion even smke ! #iim weird af ! 😲 😲 
fucked up my knee today in team sports #feelinitrightnow #fuckinouchh 😵 
, hello ? ? ! , umm okaay ? ? o.o 
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USERNAME :o lucky ! i went today and it was some girl .... #iwaspissed 
i'm doing homework on a friday night ... #wtf 👎😫 
i now know why puff daddy changed his name to p-diddy . #omg #dying 
ipad mini = ipadmini , so siri on ipad = ipadmasiri ? ? ? #random #bleh #apple 
USERNAME its not lowkey if you put it on twitter .. unless thats part of your plan o.o 
raise your hands if you're acting like you care 😯 
really need to go to bed or ill be killed out tomorrow . #alreadyam 😴 😲 
i seen sterling & jon :d haven't seen them in a while :o 
ive watched ur lame ass graduate with a 3.7 in high school , and now u in college tryna be this thug with a 1.7 #wtf are you thinking . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wait , there's seriously something wrong with that couple #suckyourowndick 😂 😵 
i'd rather sleep outside from now on then in this good forsaken hot assets house o.o 
USERNAME not yet lol i heard tuesday they have the list ready 😯 
lost my appetite when a old mans pants falls down in front of me and my friends o_o 
having issue with our belkin wifi and d’s and my iphone 4. the internet connection doesn’t stay active . other devices work just fine . o_o 
i can't wait for USERNAME to start back up #weird 
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hmm .. i think ollie has an upset stomach o.o >p 
i care , she don't - i sacrifice , she don't - i will , she won't - then i ask myself , 0_o 
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- USERNAME lmaoo , you didn't ? :o & then they have some shit call lol shitt too funny :') . 
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going to the same bars my dad went to in high school #crazy #baloons #ginmill #elliocottville #newyork 
two days ago i would be in my room on tumblr . but today my dad is trying to show he's in charge just bcus my mom moved back in #wtf 
the nuggets are gonna surprise a lot of people this year :o 
lately ive had a thing for spanish girls o_o ..... 
so if the back street boys just came out with a new christmas song #wtf #christmasmusic 
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USERNAME noo i think its colder out here in la :o 
is there a full moon out ? 🌕 because everyone i've encountered so far is #weird 
walking to my car this late scares me .. even if its across the street . lol #mightgetraped :o 
we have family in the san fernando valley i didn't know o.o lol my dads cousins 
i still havnt really talked or said hi to USERNAME :o ... 
:o i swear i changed my password on this hoe 
go to bar see a person you went to kindergarten through 12th grade with #weird 
my homegirl is sleep talking and just asked me bout my ex lol #weird #hilarious 
if you want to see a nba blooper real just tune into the nuggets game right now #wtf 
my hotel is so ghetto that we don't even have extra pillows ! #wtf #cheapfucks 
the fact that my dog is snoring right next me and i'm trying to sleep o_o <<< 
rapping fresh prince song with marqcus ... and tristan looking like o_o 
USERNAME lmao can you believe this kid ~.~ like no boo , bye ! i was just like what makes you think i want that ? o.o 
USERNAME why don't you put ice on it or something i make it feel better ? :o 
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3 in the key inna pickup game . ? o.o 
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USERNAME how u gonna kick me when u kod 😵 
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i have a fever and i'm just in boyshorts and a tank top 😵 🔫 
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#followme #rnb #artist #singer #songwriter #looking for #hot #top #dope #crazy #producer #beats #instrumentals #studio URL 
the way football players smell after a game or practice is toxic 😲 
omg , USERNAME 's parrot scarred the shit out of me when it said ! :o lmao . 
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wait wait , someone is noticing how i'm treated ? :o 
:o it would be better if niall were naked ... c; URL 
i want my husband to be a plastic surgeon , so that i can get some discounted work done #random #sleepy talk 
g . o.o . d . music > maybach music 
rt USERNAME that awkward vibe you get from random strangers making flirty faces at you . 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 ⬅ 😃 😊 😏 😮 
bed time , goin huntin in the am 👌 😲 
wide * i stay having typos on my tweets o_o 
USERNAME ~( o_o )~ im on drugs so ..... ( ^_^ )>d taco ? 
USERNAME that's still weird tho .. o.o & idk . i won't believe anything until one of them says it themselves . 
debating if i should cut my own hair o_o .... #igotthis 
my own school can tweet USERNAME but can't follow me o_o USERNAME 
i don't understand why my phone hatess getting pictures #wtf #androidprobz 
thank you , #facebook , but i don't think i'll like that page . #wtf @ apartment 1716 URL 
my brother and i are home alone all weekend o.o paarrttyy 
keep your friends close and your food closer ... #staybeinghungry lol o.o 
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when sweaty people try to hug you <<< #backup 😲 😠 
fyi ... portland doesn't seem to have any hiphop stations ... they got latin ones tho ... o_o #realtalk 
i think my babies dead o.o it hasnt cried for about 30 minutes v: 
cat tell if these are butterflies or if i'm just hungry ... o.o 
and when i just treated like shit , i deserve every bit of it . i'm not a good person . #wow 
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USERNAME but why ? ! dunno . :o anways r .. gine . gine . yan :d , bukas ulet , tulog muna ako haha ! goodnight ! :d 
kinda sleepy ... hope i don't fall asleep before the call :o 
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USERNAME stop it right now that is for people that don't know me purposes but you dont call me that :o 
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look it's #wgnradio & #chicago #tribune . just another #random pic from my #vacation . @ tribune tower URL 
USERNAME :d ... but still havnt got a txt doee :o 
my lil sis was tellinq me about ppl with rabies #wtf 
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USERNAME he wants it said where it's from ? 0.o 
USERNAME why , you see shit everyday but still get disgusted by it 0_o 
so ... darius met his grandpa on his dad's side for the first time . :o he got so emotional . 
i can't deal with the fact that i'll be 24 by the time i graduate ... #old #wtf 
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playing bp with the ex . surprisingly not awkward . o.o 
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i've decided that i can't watch insidous anymore ... especially when im alone o.o 
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this bitch going outside and leaving me in the house 😮 where they do that at ❓ 
nick roberts in vegas ? ! ? ! #wow #bmainwinner 
#beach #shadow #ocean #love #waves #weird #igersjax #igers #instahub #instagood # @ a little slice of heaven URL 
i like texting her so much that even tho iam sleepy and ready to knock out iam trying to stay wake for her 😮 😴 😆 
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i love you .. just know that no matter where life goes . #honesty #crazy 
i feel so insanely clean right now its crazy :o 
lsu v . s . mississippi play tomorrow . shaking in my boots ! : :o 
USERNAME lmao shh i don't want them to know :o 
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guys i think im gayy 😮 should i tell my mom ? i hope she accepts me for who i am 😪 
orange juice and chocolate cake taste like shit .. bleh ! 😷😬 😲 
we broke up . you unfollowed me a lonng ass time ago . so why the hell are you still retweeting me ? hahah , creepy ass niggahh ! #weird . 
i honestly have no idea how i am this tired .. #weird 
rt USERNAME USERNAME yes . and everyone else should be equally afraid for me to drive , too ;)⬅ 😮 
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soo is it just me ? or has everyone else's #twitter have been acting #weird lately ! ? ? 
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i keep getting that message ...... like #wtf ! ? ? -_______- 
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maybe that's why i've been a bitch lately . o_o 
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you're not cute trying to get with everyone you know . it's time to stop being a slut 😵 😳 😤 😱 😨 
USERNAME and ill be safe there i think ? o.o 
someone would have to set off the alarms early in the morning ! #crazy #students 
USERNAME who the freak is stalker sarah ? ! o_o 
i don't even know how to get it back :o 
just remembered i have donuts here ! ! ! 😵 👍👌 #fattyprobz 
justin bieber is single now and there's not a ring on my finger yet ... #wtf #futurehubby 💍💍💍 😘 😍 😊 
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tonight's homework is preaching tomorrow morning in front of the whole class :o #beginnerpains 
that moment when you realize you are indeed a burnout . #whatmyfridaysare #omg 
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trying every remedy possible to get these two black eyes disappear before sunday 😲 
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but most importantly is why does my twitter say i'm in matthews ? #weird 
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love mine & USERNAME phone convos . #thebest #random #bestfriend 👌😁 
oh god , why did i let myself go to target ? 😮 i definitely did damage to my bank account . 
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i don't know what i'm watching haha this isn't halloween though :o 
daamn . how many blunts we gone have ? ? ! ! ? 😱 😍 💨🙏👏🙌 #damnn #thelife #omg USERNAME 
she said this nigga was cute lmao o_0 tf lmao ... 
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USERNAME i'm going to shoot myself for yu 😲 🔫 
i wonder if #oomf knows about #oomf and #oomf ..... 0.o 
melissa benoist in the recent glee is even more amazing :o 
omgg . its 1 :3 3 am .. i . need . sleep . o.o 
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why is soo many females quick to post a pic of themselves in they stripper clothes in the dressing room ? ? ? ? ? o_o 
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if someone talks about me to you .... what makes you think that they ant talking about u to me ? ? ? ? #random 
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i like food and sleep , if i give you my food or text you all night , you're special to me . #omg #yes #youbettafeelspecial 
looks like the crazy switch has been turned off ! that almost got scary 😯 #ohlort 
i either wana get some long weave or some long braids or twist #random 
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pleasee tell me how my fan turned from facing me to failing the other side of the room 😯 
say what you will about me ... i am a very lady-like barfer . #sickagain #wtf 
aanndd this is what happens when you inbreed and have a children at 17 #wtf #honeybooboo #throwthisbitchdownsomestairs 
if i had a six pack i would never wear a shirt even in 40 degree weather #random 
i've never seen anybody smile as big as you did when you saw me it made my day 👍 😄 💚 #omg 
USERNAME exactly , i wonder how you're supposed to sleep with that tho o_o ? ? ! seems difficult . 
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homeboy brought his motor home thru the drive thru #wtf ... #dumbfuck 
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doing a lot of thinking maybe even to much 0_o 
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“USERNAME ranom hand prints on the wall o.o URL hey those are mine & kikis .. 
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trying to figure out where all these damn marks on my body are coming from ! ? #wtf 
tonight ended up being pretty damn good . 😁 😎 😲 
living abroad makes watching #glee difficult . and knowing about ep 4 makes hard to watch o_o 
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the things i would do to a man in a baseball uniform #omg 
drama finds me at every fickibg corner . god damn it . 😵 
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random dude straight up yacked in front of me then knocked out right after . #shameonyou 😵 🙈🙊 
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it says i'm in different places when i move around my house lol #weird 😏 @ stacyy 2. o ;) URL 
i really hate that i have to go outside to smoke #freezing #omg ⛄ 
in two hours i would have been up for 24hrs straight with no nap . okay i officially scare me . o_o #crazytalk 
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why am i awake ? o.o going back to sleep . 
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at la villa at 2:05 in the morning . o.o 
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but this time i was dating a guy and he got shot to death in the car o.o 
when you have a conversation with kurt about zombies , then you have a dream about a zombie apocalypse ... #weird #uhh going back to sleep lol 
up on my saturday off to go participate in a 5k with some coworkers ! 😯 ✌ it's too cold ... lol . ❄⛅😁 
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o.o im going to detention to work on my homework 
cia director , lockheed martin ceo , and the waffle house ceo all taken down by affairs this weekend . #wtf 
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waking up at 5:40 ... on the weekend . #fml #wtf 
fresh out of the shower ... and always forgetting my curtains are wide open 😯 #naked #peekaboo 
tak btw to chciałam zauważyć, że zaraz stuknie mi 60 tysięcy tweetów o_o 
why is it that i can sleep forever during the week but once the weekend is here i cant sleep past 7am #wtf 
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USERNAME a żebym to ja wiedziała o.o jakiś typ z jej filmu chyba ... 
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sleeping peacefully and mom runs in my room 7:00am well .. i guess i'm goin to the #zoo #whyamiawake #crazy 
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USERNAME o.o oh shit . mommy knew you where drunk ? 
my cuzn wyd randomly txt me to wake up too lol #weird haha like she got a sense for me lol 
wakin up at 3 :3 0 to a stupid text ? #wtf 
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apperantly my dad hit a line of coke the day i was made .... oh okay this explains everything #wtf 
is one of her boobs out in her avi ? 0_o 
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laying in bed , singing keith sweat 'nobody' . txtin 0_o . 
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had a crazy dream that i was back with my first love ! #weird 😑 
super clingy people who obsess over their best friend o_o <<<< 
don't ever say that again ryan :o keith don't touch my dog 
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in the hottest parking lot on decatur (arizona charlie's) .... and no cops in site when needed . #wtf ? #lvmpd just been in a #hitandrun 
those dreams that make zero sense but are super scary ... #wtf 😥 
when up pour cereal and there's no milk <<<<< #wtf 
i had a dream that i drank 50 glasses of water ..... and i was still thirsty ! #weird 
my mother is making me try on prom dresses . #wtf #why #tooearly 
after seeing my schedule for black friday i am sincerely considering quitting my job . #pissed #wtf 
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USERNAME #wtf u talking about ... ! (d . m . me) 
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waking up in the morning to random pictures of random people in your phone . #wtf 
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ever misplace your glasses & were afraid to sit down anywhere ? well , except one place , but that seat has a hole ... o_o #welcometomymorning 
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... i just got a text that said i wanna ride you tho .... o_o it's 9:27 ma'am lol 
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now imagine whn my mind takes a break o_0 #wow 
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USERNAME how can you have more than one ‘game of the year’ ? o_o 
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malik toldd me he saw jaja lastniite ... tf you telling me 4 o_o 
wait , do i need black pants too ? o_o 
but i wasn't on his tl .. or not the account he was on anyway . o.o unless he saw you say happy birthday or something ? i dunno . 
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there's one follower on instagram the follows me and then unfollows me 😩 #wtf 
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USERNAME :o i loove this song soo much . you got 48397534 cool points for knowing it lol 
woww just did 10min of the brazilian butt lift ... it was intense :o lol ! ! ! ganna do 10min everyday :d 
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kyle keefe texted me at 8 this morning and told me to wake up . #random 
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go to set up for jackies birthday at white pine and the school doors broke and the ceiling is broke . school might have broke into ! #wow 
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so o_0 now wht #ugh no matter how i feel i will never disrespect an elder . 
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i don't think he knows i'm even a daily coffee drinker 0.o 
today is the oldest you've ever been , and the youngest you will ever be . #weird 
that #awk moment when your dad thinks you and your bestfriend are dating o.o um no dad , she's like my sister lol 
someone took the whiteboard off our door . #wtf #whenifindoutwhoyouare 
mama came in my room acting a lil too nice this morning tryna hold a convo & asking me what im doing tonight o_o 
why am i up ? ! i don't work til 4 ! :o 
USERNAME sophomore year i almost broke my leg in the final game & it's just been messed up ever since :o 
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USERNAME 😮 why didnt you take me w/ you ! 
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is derby high still having their senior night tonight ? o.o 
jc was never this much of a sweetheart to me until after the youth fair :o i like it doee 
what in the hell was i thinking ... never again will i consider giving that another try 0.o 
espresso didnt help .... 😲 😵 just gonna laydown on my couch with netflix all day 
woke up with my feet dangling off the end of my bed . #wtf 
i swear , i have some of the weirdest dreams ! #lol #wtf 
wha i'm seeingg from the back i can't front on o_o 
dad got a farm truck ... ? #goingthroughafarmphase #wedontevenliveonafarm #wtf 
all my fuckin clothes ina closet smell like dope o.o 
so i don't think your obsessed with me or anything lmao #not #crazy 👅 
there's gonna be a q . o . p . :o ' " queen of prussia 
not even going to try to tell anyone about the past 24 hours of my life #wtf 
what a dreaam ! ! gawsh ! it's so scary cause it felt right ! ! 😱 😐 😵 
i can never finish my bagels . i get bored of them . but i can finish eating anything else #happenseverytime #weird 
USERNAME you're so lucky that selena followed you :o she's so amazing lol 
it doesn't even feel like my birthday is coming up . #crazy 
my boyfriend is at chuck e cheese's and i'm at freaking work #bitter #sojealous ! ! ! ! ! 😯 😦 
honestly the one less lonely girl didn't even cry or anything she just sat there with barely no emotion #wtf 
i really did :o ♔ & im feelin the consequences now tho < 
my chihuahua is getting a mani and pedi this morning .. and im not ? #wtf 
i don't feel right not talking to you ! o_o 
i would have been still sleep but my son wanted some damn chicken o_o 
miami , belieze , costa daymayo , and hondorus .. 🌴 💚 #cruise #febuary #hurry up #omg 
definitely washing my at over thanksgiving break . inside and out . she's dirty . 😯 
so last night saw one of the fattest asses lol idk had to smack it 👏👏👏then she look at me like i did something wrong :) 😵 😵 😵 
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trying so hard to sit up straight in waffle house ... #omg #feelinglikeshit 😩 
dreamt i owned a surf store and cooked for all my employees . #weird sounds cool though ! lol 
this kid keeps staring at mee in the mall #wtf 
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my mom just told me to be nice to my dog and to quit swearing at her . lol #wtf 
i had a dream last night that jon steward made anne romney cry . and she was a redhead . #wtf 
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paulo coelho tweeted an inspirational quote to justin and selena in light of their breakup ... what the hell has the world come to ? #wtf 
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#ledyard 's rainwy intercepted in end zone by caleb camach o.0 -0,7:46 left 1st half 
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waking up to like 10 missed calls from numbers i don't know . #wtf 
mama buying the plane tickets next weeks . #omg ! ! 
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my mom said she's gonna buy me a case .. o.o 
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me & my bf not following each other on here or on instagram but his account loged in my phone and mine in his 0.o so we still see everything 
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people don't know how to do there damn job in walmart . #wtf 
i think this is my subconscious telling me to wake up and go get your contacts ! lol ! o.o 
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the woman next to me just saw that tweet .. she was not happy 😵 
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get up and ready for work for them to call me not to come in \m/ i could of been sleeping . -_- #wtf 
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i had a dream that i was pregnant 0.o .. 
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this mf is giggling & twitching in his sleep o_o 
why would you complain saying our water is too hot #wtf ? 
this chocolate is staring me down .. 😳 😱 😦 😮 #fattweet 🍬 
woke up & i find my dad watching twilight #wtf #creepedout #notweirdatall 
can't get over that guys cat tat yesterday 😂 #wtf 
i hate my phone so much . woah my bottom half now had the burning sensation ... #weird #idk 
so i mentioned someone last night , and the tweet is not there anymore ? o.o 
when i find $70 in an old pair of jeans . #omg #mademyday 
too much make up homework to do yet im so lazy ! 😲 😲 😲 👎👎👎 
just got hot tea spilled on me in the tim hortons drive thru #wtf 
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the fact that i thought it was the 12 & it's only the 10th o_o 
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#wow great/crazy night , can't wait to do it all over again tonight . 
that moment when your surrounded by a room full of non-native white ppl :o 
getting to the school now because sectionals isn't till one #crazy 
literally the second i wake up cynthia calls me ... its like she knows o.o 
i wanna wash my face but i don't actually wanna do it 😲 
USERNAME #random s*o to this very pretty girl , hope u have a great day and keep dewin u don't let nobody change u 
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not even sure who my angry subtweets were directed to last night lol #wtf 
i guess that nigga thought he was in a g . o.o . d . music cypher 
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so many reasons to wake up and love the world your in ! ! #respect #love #loveit #wow #nati @ la habra heights URL 
it blows your mind when you see a real live tumbleweed o.o 
holy molly ! ! ! im 54 away from being a big ! ! #crazy ! ! 
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just put my locker combo from freshman year of high school into my gym locker . where did that come from #wtf 
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getting a drunk call at 2 :3 0 am interrupting my beauty sleep and then two goodmorning msgs at 7 am .... i dont think so ! o_o #tooearly 
i have no idea how i woke up on my own 😯 
my old gymnastic coach is on a dating show on oxygen #wtf 
i love how the new mac is more expensive than the old one eventhough they made it smaller #wtf 
does anyone else notice that it's 65 degrees in the middle of november #wtf 
why do a lot of girls get offended when guys call them o.o 
(i don't know why i like this so much .) #broccoli #weird @ blue ridge brewing company URL 
i cannot believe who i saw there though ... #weirdtweet :o 
USERNAME how much of it can you drink ? ! o.o 
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delaware has been deleted from the canning map . #crazy 
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despite me telling him no less than 4 times to check to see if he has all his equipment , josh manages to lose one shin guard somewhere . #wtf 
kirk herbstreit really just picked iu over wisconsin ? ? ? ? #wow 
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USERNAME funny how that conversation kind'a #jumpedtheshark considering it began as a simple green flag question o_o 
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#oomf put his face in samanthas boobs xd #omg #dead #lol 
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for some reason my whole house started shaking for about 20 seconds . i went to ask what just happened and we just had an earthquake ! #wtf 
my dreams never make sense , last nights dream was about a rat ? o.o 
coaches when every single fan in the stadium knows what your gonna do then the opposing players pry do to #omg 
me am USERNAME just had our first earthquake experience ! #wow 
i'm mad i should've been starting drivers ed today but keke was in da morning and i'm in da afternoon .. that wasn't gon work o.o 
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coach just asked what people were hunting for today #wtf #seriously 
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the bottom of my left eye is turning blue #weird 
gonna watch white chicks in a little bit with amber ! (: 😳 she has never seen before and idk how she can live without seeing that movie ! #crazy 
beyond tired as always ! ! ! ! 💀 😲 😞 😴 
at least i'm not the only one who felt that #weird 
my son to me ... mama , was you alive when lincoln was president ? i'm like seriously . #wtf #notold #thingskidssay 
USERNAME rapes lil kids :o hide yo kids ! ! ! ! ! 
i was super lame at my birthday party 😎 ✌ #weird 
USERNAME wow . how long was your faceoff before he let you leave ? i think my heart would have stopped . :o 
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oh my gosh was that really an earthquake ? i text cody and told him i thought i just experienced one . i didn't know i actually did ! ! ! ! #crazy 
i'm so ready to go home & be bunny maybe ill dye my hair dark today hmm 🙈 😯 
how in the hell do we have an earthquake in kentucky ? ! #weird #homealone #don 'tlikeit 
i can't believe i had a dream about you . #weird #omg 
USERNAME no it doesn't ! :o & the dress is supposed to be that way though , cuase the boob part is padded , right ? 
i think one side of my face is prettier than the other 0.o #prettygirlproblems haha 
500 applicants and only 60 spots ... #crazy #competitive #praying 
USERNAME jeffery james from the voice ! he auditioned but didn't make it but he's really good ! ! ! ! ! ! (: #omg 
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who else is mexican ♡ besides me from my followers ? :o 
& just saw the tallest women i think i'll ever see #omg 
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maybe i could have a business like that 😯 😯 😏 😏 
i can juggle better bare footed than i can with cleats on . #weird 
0h silly me , why haven't i f0und an0ther . 0.o 😤 
who has plans for veteran's day ? :o i need some ! 
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USERNAME i was just about to call you ... #weird #awkward 
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i been havin some weird &' crazy ass dreams latelyy o_o 
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anyh o_0 wht it do ? ? ? ? ? 
family parties are always great . especially when there's a surprise involved . 😮 
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￣ˍ￣ my mama talking bout stop bein mean .... o_o 
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USERNAME it's weird how you always tweet exactly what i feel o.o 
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my pinterest followers almost hit 200 followers #crazy and #wow 
i don't smoke weed , the weed smokes me . 😮 
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getting home from the gym and just sitting on the floor #dailyroutine #weird 
funny thing is i drive by troopers everyday and the one guy wants to question my tint's #wtf 
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i swear i sign so many papers i don't even know what i'm signing anymore , ima sign my life away before i even know it ! lbvs o.o 
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i had a dream USERNAME was in it ? #weird >.< 
0k now ethan has picked red berries off the bush , & playin with them as if they're ppl o_0 .. what an imaginaton ! lol 
i feel like i got a hangover and i ain't even get drunk lastnight #wtf 
everytime my brother goes to my dads i sleep in his bed cause he has a queen and i have a twin #wtf 
but the real question is ... who the fuck roofied me last night ? 💊 😵 😷 
→_→ lls i told him not to talk to me n he ....... o_o 
can a sista get some sleep ? running on alcohol and only 2 hrs of sleep 😲 round 2 thats vegas for ya 🍻 URL 
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idk if #oomf is a gurl or boy . o_o 
feels like i haven't been on there for years :o 
honestly girls these days have no excuse to not know how to cook . my 11 yr old sister made my family lunch yesterday . #wtf #stepyourgameup 
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a random lady just asked what kind of perfume i use ? #wtf 
i asked my sister how much she loved me ... this was her response .... #nolove #grainofrice #wow #s @ war zone URL 
o.o dayumm . who’s the cutie all the way to the right 
woke up to an earth quack and breakfast in bed well let's just say its been an interesting day off o_0 #unusual 
posting statuses on facebook meant to call out a facebook friend is like turning your back on someone while talking to them . #weird . 
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they're already playin christmas music o.o wtf its all hot outside . 
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USERNAME i guess that's what you get for getting fucked in the butthole :o 
i usually never have dreams . now everytime i fall asleep i have the strangest dreams . #weird 
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listening to faith no more and driving through left coast michigan . #heres _how_t o_o rder 
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just had a cheeseburger for breakfast at 10 :3 0 ... new low ? haha it sounded like a good idea at the time #random 
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why do i keep having odd dreams about USERNAME youu #wtf 
insane here ! ! ? ? #crazy (@ belk w/ 2 others) URL 
#random - be with someone who brings out the best in you , not the stress in you . 
holy crap #prometheus little thingy on his eye 😳 😲 good thing im watching this now and not at night 
these bitches still don't know i don't care o_o | #sillybitch 
i don't know nothin bout no earthquakes #omg #wtf #thingsbecrazy #peoplebecrazy 
my dad just brought up the time when me and my sister drove 9 hours to go buy a puppy #random 
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no matter how strong of a person you are , there’s always someone who can make you weak . #random 
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USERNAME i get your messages and i can see them but you can't . it's weird . :o 
USERNAME nothing much really ! just chilling and stuff . reading your angry tweets . o.o 
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my grandma thinks i gave away my pants for she could give me money to buy more -.- #wow #shewouldthinklikethat 
casey hasn't brushed her hair in 8 days cause she left her brush at my house last weekend ... 😮 😶 🙎 
i think they're worried the contacts might be doing harm to my eyes . o.o 
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USERNAME ikr and none of my friends are f . o.o . d so im all alone -my love my heart is breathing for this moment in time ill find the- 
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#random i really want to find me like a baby pink lipstick 
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i wouldn't send my daughters to go knocking on strangers doors just to ask people if they are sure they are going to heaven ! #crazy 
is been like 2 years . that i havent gone to rioverde . :o 
everytime i listen to mercy i think of johnjohn . #weird lol 
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USERNAME what's up with all your cravings today ? o.o 
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it's like real cold outside :o & i have no sweaters yet -_ 
he just missed that field goal by 25 yards . #wow 
o_o if someone ever put a steak in a oven when i was there . theyd get punted across the yard . 
i just had the best muffin ever :o never tasted anything like it before :3 and it was for free from work ^-^ 
i'm a big fan of colie's cafe in #pittsfordplaza but the cashier just gave me a dirty look for asking if they did to go meals . #wtf ? 
watching ryan play halo 4. i want to play . #itsbeautiful :o 
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:o who wants to go get breakfast with me :) ? 
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i love the smell of hair salons #weird ? ? 
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i had a nightmare :o o that shit was scary 
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:o it better not be the episode with mike in it ... 
listening to my dad and my brother talk about getting girls and what should be done :o oh my life they are hilarious ! #lovemyfamily 
apparently i'm not sub tweeting cause you know who i'm talking to so ..... 😮 
i'm about to ptfo right when this tournament ends 😵 
USERNAME this one tourguide around freedom plaza rides around on the seg with no hands . spinning in circles and stuff #crazy 
my neighbour just told me it cost her $153 to get her nursing licence back in the 70's .. meanwhile ill be paying $80,000 to get mine .. #wow 
pensar k hize un trato con hugo de seguir la misma carrera' me da no se como jaja o.o 
i've been done with the onions . why . am i still crying ! ! #wtf lol 
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this guy kept staring at me when i got here o_o 
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as much as i want to watch the games today ... i kinda wanna go shopping a little more .... #weird 
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USERNAME -__- should i believe you o.o ? ? ? lol 
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getting up and not remember shit about last night<<< #wtf #goingtocheckthejeep 
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when did it get so hot outside ? i'm about to have a heat stroke 😲 
#so she have sex and less than 24hr later the baby is 3 months old 😲 😬 😱 
when your mom tells you to brush the hair of your old bratz . like no . #wtf 
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well .. great way to wake up . i hear a bunch of screaming , look out my window and all of a sudden my step dad knocks my neighbor out . #crazy 
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come inside from working outside and my sister is watching the amanda show . #omg #memories 
i wanna watch the rocky horror picture show ! it's been a while since i seen it :o 
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i hate shopping i dont know how people can do it , i guess its cause i'm so picky and dont like what i see most of the time ? :o 
christie's in nyc had an auction & a painting sold for $43.7 million dollars . #wow . that money could help so many people . it's a painting . 
USERNAME wouldn't dream of it . your smile alone ... #wow 
just woke up . 13 miss calls and 7 texts . an my mom is outside my dorm . #wtf hahah 
first nightmare i can remember since i was a kid . #weird #dafuck 
being somewhere where there's mad people makess my anxiety go crazy 😯 
my room literally looks like hurricane irene and sandy ran a train through new york city ! 😯 😂 
i let my brother take my car to elko . 😱 😯 #badidea 
i have a unhealthy obsession with cats ... #omg #halp 
scott peterson may have the chance of an appeal ? #wtf 
zoup and then working on futuristic tracks for the new album . really . #wtf 
must find something to wear for tonight 😮 😶 😬 
ku playin tough against tt ... i'm actually pulling for them today #weird 
my body kinda hates me , but it's all good cuz last night was worth it :) #clubbing #crazy #goodassnight #ijustwannadance 
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dreamed that i sang happy birthday to USERNAME . knowing ion sing to anybody . #random cause ion even know him , but happy birthday ! 
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USERNAME hit the pedal heavy metal show me you care i want you to fuck me fuck me ........ wait wut ? who said that ! ? :o 
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some people twitcon be looking like they just woke up 😮 
USERNAME الله يبارك فيك .. ولا يسمع منك o_o هههههههههه 
florida trippin its post to be 21-0 why its still 3 to 3 o.0 
my niece had a parent-teacher meeting because she told two boys she was their girlfriend ...... #omg #lol 
the fact we have a wedding to go to in 2 hours and 45 minutes and i'm the only one getting ready . #wtf 
o.o lol rt USERNAME not surprised justin bieber & selena gomez broke up . i had a feeling selena would grow out of the whole lesbian phase 
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why is it only busy on the saturdays that i work #wtf 
if he said suck his toes i'd be like nigga wtf ( 0.o ) #pineapples . then suck the shit outta them til he get off #thatslove 
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😲 😵 , what i just read . omg this cant be real 
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wonder why #2omf ask if me and #oomf back together . o.o hmm . 
one less twitter account i have on my phone . :o 
i like how people just disappear all the time .... #crazy 
hail hail go away , come again another day . o.o 
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i think josseline is planning something . 😗 😯 😋 
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i just got ditched for a magic tournament . #omg #whyamievenwithyou #nope #thisisnthappening #wearebreakingup 
just saw two deaf girl arguing , one said o_o lmfao ! ! ! ! never gets old . 
my mom has made an instagram .. i repeat my mom has made an instagram ! 😵 #noway what's next .. twitter 😳 #illbedead 🔫🔫🔫 
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lmao my brother was talking to me in a weird accent and im like you sound like a hill billy , but he wanted to sound like a black lady #random 
i get so excited when we have new shampoo and tooth paste . #weird 
#random i had breakfast in bed . . . . from my brother ! 
USERNAME yes :3 do i meet you over there at 5 ? :o 
hello ! #teamlesbian .. my nipple hard ! .. i had to tell someone .. #random ! ♥ 
a rubik's cube has 43,252,003,274,489,857,000 possible configurations . my mind = blown o.o 
the firefighters told me i can go to their fire station to ride their firetruck ! ! ! ! o.o 
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omg a peice of my tooth just chipped off . #wtf 
mine and USERNAME conversation right now is on a whole new level hahaha #wtf 
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normally i'm not thrilled with waking up on a saturday before 8am . but today i didn't mind .. #weird #somethingsdifferent 
USERNAME but how does she feel like that if i never told her nothing about that unless you did ? o.o i dont talk to anyone period . 
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USERNAME so i just got back to the dorm . and it's 84 degrees . holy shit ! and it was off when i left last night . #wtf 
my mom wants me to have my first child at age 40 :o lol 
my keys and princess cup have been located ! ! ! my dignity however is still lost 😲 
USERNAME in chicago ! i was just about to call you .. #weird . i miss you more than anything ! 
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so this morning when up to pee my brother stood by the untill i was finish and said and i was like 0_o 
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in the worst bf ever my gf hate me already 😨 😲 
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USERNAME on doty and uhh 132nd or 131st idk like a block from my house man :o don't worry its not near ivys apartment :) 
USERNAME just randomly found a rum packet in my pocket .. #wtf 
lee found his htc in the freezer . #wtf #stonerprobs 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME get me out of this car 😲 😑 😱 
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pastor said , he was so broke his car had no brakes . he said , o_o 
this year i think ima be at school for my birthday :o 
USERNAME USERNAME haha i barely even had a buzz 😵 🍻🍻🍻 
64 degrees today , 27 degrees on monday . #wtf #mnprobs 
henry kissinger is the ultimate aphrodisiac #itsthevoice #pimpinainteasy #og #random URL 
tennessee currently has more first downs than mizzou has pass yards (20-18) #wow 
there's a all day marathon of twilight this thursday ? ! starting at 11 am . from te first movie till breaking dawn part 2 😮 😮 😮 
what a creeper he said he recognised my lips and eyes o_o #whoa #scurred #jknotreally 
getting shane's for lunch ! and i get to see my boyfriend today . #omg #omg #omg 
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*looking at people's tweets* nothing but pornhub 0.o umm okaay ? " 
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USERNAME drunken shits + biggest headache = 😵 😵 when y'all rollin over i work at 4 
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i walk into my house and this is sitting on the coffee table .... #wtf URL 
the boy that likes my sister gave her abercrombie sweats a jacket and shirts .... #wtf #theyre11 
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just finished watching #ufcmacao on dvr & what a ko by cung le ! huge win in the ufc's debut in china #wow #ufconfueltv6 
why is there a countdown to the countdown to 25 days of christmas #wtf 
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i literally can't see anything cuz i have no contacts , i just love it 😲 
#30dot #30daysofthanksgiving i'm #grateful that USERNAME also prefers chunky peanut butter . #weird 
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there is this strange white powdery stuff on the ground outside .. o.o 
this girl at my job that goes to redford got jumped at her school 😳 she can't even open her eyes 😮 
USERNAME o.o i'm sleepy , so wen u gonna come visit 
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my eyes when i see u . s . p . a on somebody shirt o.o 
an inmate in beyond scared straight looks exactly like 2pac :o 
the daughter from american beauty was little dani from hocus pocus ? #weird 
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USERNAME 0.o stay on topic . is it about your truck or you in love ? wth ? i'm not even talking about that ! 
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screams my shin kyoto hen dvdset just came in the mail #ruroken #flailing #omg 
my mom still isn't up ima go check if shes alive . o.o 
i drove past century ll mall , why the hell is it so packed today 😲 
you know your obsessed with dogs when you are reminding other people to buy dog food #crazy 
watching the notebook for the first time . #shocker 😯 
ordered decaf this time . a lot better than before , but tired since lack of energy ☕ 😲 
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my mom just asked me who the last person i had sex with .... #wtf ? 
USERNAME USERNAME did u feel that #earthquake today ? #crazy 
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snuck outa the house today .. ended up at tilted kilt ..... #wow 
were going to summit this apparently ? ? ? o.o i hate summit nothin but little 'wannabe' rich kids .... 
i think i'm bout to take a quick power 💪nap that 5k 🏃💨got me a little tired 😲 😴 
he finally say something that made sense :o ! ! ! ! o.o ! "USERNAME i like when he expresses himself #lilwayne URL 
phil jackson bout to coach the lakers again ! #crazy 
i think i'm falling i'm love with one direction ... 😯 
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if phil gets lakers coaching gig and wins another title in these next 2 years , does that make him the greatest sports coach/manager ever ? 😯 
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pink floyds one and only album has been on billboards top for 844 weeks #crazy 
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you get mad cause it took me ten minutes to text you back #wtf . 
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USERNAME this bitch is getting outta hand ! ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME o.o what , no i never said anything like that . all i said was that if you are on food stamps , you're eligible . 
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why is no one wearing socks today ? #wtf #itswinter 
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all his exs at a party told me his d was small ( 0.o ) smh wow . ! 
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haha that new 7-11 in ac is big :o o 
can't believe i go to a school where there are tornados ! tornado warning in portales ! #crazy #goodthingiminlubbock ! 
my job just messed up and gave me an extra 600 bills :o 
i know of the word bathroom and restroom . people ask me where our washroom is or toilet rooms are .. #weird 
why can't i get that song out of my head .. o.o 
i just want 2get drunk n hang at jill's with a bon fire 🍻🔥🔥🍻 😃 😆 😲 
it's 12:45 .... what the hell are you people doing out of bed on a saturday ? #crazy 
USERNAME thank you <3 i'm so happy that my water bottle exploded in my bag o.o 
someone in followed me ! ! im gonna find you ! o.o 
i love that florida has their hands full against the ragin cajuns ! ha . #crazy #uga 
so that was an earthquake that i felt earlier ... #omg #freakinout 
USERNAME yeah definitely the first time you've tweeted the word underwear . :-o :p 
have you ever wondered if pixie stix are just koolaid in a stick :o #breakthrough 
USERNAME oh i can't bring cupcakes or stuff like that ? :o 
my boss just referred himself jokingly as my sugar daddy . #wtf #awkward 
, christmas is coming up . . . too fast >__< i don't even know what i want yet o_o 
seeing mr . drake walk past your house ... #weird 
my mom:i think taylor left this here .. whats it anyways ? me:all of her and her boyfriend's notes my mom :o mg that's so cute ! USERNAME 
4 people in this house done ask me do i want pop corn ... o_o 
so this movie guy thought i wasn't old enough to see a rated r movie ... he thought i was 16 ... not sure if that's a complement yet o.o 
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soo many damaged docks due to hurricane sandy's after effects ! #crazy 
lls sha talking bout getting a free blackberry phone .... wit #foodstamps lmfao .... o_o 
my grandparents went all the way to bis , in the storm , because my grandma had a hair appointment ! 😂 #crazy 
at work getting wet from the rain and scared shitless from lightning almost striking me o.o 
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s/o to USERNAME she pretty and i like her tweets . ! ! but i never saw you at school i think 0.o but follow her for me . ! ! thanks 
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USERNAME we had a food court where i used to work . 3 places & people at @ 1 of those everyday . i'd think it would get old fast #random 
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my building has no pwer ! :o well , there goes my tv time . 
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some of these girls avi be tricking the shitt outta me i see these hoes in public nd be like #wtf lol ' 
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and its comin sooner then i thought cus she ova here eattin my chic fil a cup o_o 
USERNAME lol i was like wtf is going on here o_o 
a lot of my homecoming pictures got erased somehow ! #wtf :( 
been a while since i worked out solo . good to finally do my own things . btw it's a beautiful day today :o #hotwinter URL 
lol @ how i had to restart my gay iphone #wtf 
. USERNAME just informed me that he was alex dumas the 3rd . at first he said the 2nd , but corrected himself . #wtf #amused 
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i love my brother so much he's so silly . him:we're stuck together . me :o kay let's fart together . him: o.o -tries to run away- me:hahaha nope . 
trying real hard to keep my cool . #bitemytongue #wtf 
coffee , coconut water , advil , sunglasses , etc .. saturday afternoons . 😲 URL 
two more days of class then its finals week :o 
USERNAME are you guys still gonna come for spring break ? :o yes ? okay good . 
USERNAME USERNAME and i'm not invited ? o.o the hell is this shit ? 
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awkward moment when my interact officer knew exactly who i was o.o 
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o o.0 i guess it was worth the emerald city smoothie tho . #itsbeentoolong yum . 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME seeing chuck blatchley at a tailgate 😮 
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USERNAME yes . i tweeted you over two hours ag o.o _o 
i am so tired i can barely keep my eyes open .. 😵 😴 
i wonder how big the biggest booger in the world is .... #random #judgeme 
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my godmother is colombian and her husband is cuban :o 
why did i dream about #oomf o.o that was so effing weird .. 
feels like i have zero support when it comes to studying . #wtf 
lol there is seriously not a wedding on campus right now #wow 
went to bed last night at 10pm , got up today at 3pm but i'm still mad sleepy . idk what is wrong with be nowadays ... 😵 😴 
USERNAME i sure hope so . i really lowered the price on it & its now on top as a new listing . its a steal :o 
i don't think the allstar lanes are ready for this crowd ! 😁 😯 
caras just trying to get it in right now with me and emma i think ... 😳 😯 
it's weird how i have adam's set list in my room ... something that belonged to him is in my room ... #weird hahaha 
USERNAME went to bed last night at 10pm , got up today at 3pm but i'm still mad sleepy . idk what is wrong with me nowadays ... 😵 😴 
i be happy as hell to see reese , idk why doe o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME fuck ! omfg i went down the basement like 2min ag o.o _oscared for life 
went to bed last night at 10pm , got up today at 3pm but i'm still mad sleepy . idk what is wrong with me nowadays ... 😵 😴 
people normally don't like to be with a gemini #splitpersonality #crazy 
lawdd gerald gray & my uncle just played this hawkins track 😲 😲 😲 🙌🙌🙌 #newlife 
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USERNAME USERNAME honestly , i think we should be happy it's sports . it could be warfare analogies o_o 
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me and the bros turnin up ciroc boys 😲 😲 
every thing feels soo slow wen im sick nd everything sounds different #wtf 
niggas cheat on they main bitch for the side bitch to get a balance when sex is a problem 😯 .. 
unc and georgia techs defense both suck ... 58-50 in the 3rd #wtf #isthisbasketball 
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renn you're up 44 nothing and on side kick #wow 
someone smashed in this lady's window here and stole her purse . #wow 
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azar nafisi's stage partner fails to mention #syria or #iran when naming the shortcomings of social media's role in revolutions ... #wtf . 
dallas: you're my best friend ... don't tell anyone though . #wtf 
wanna go out tonight ...... is it worth it ... ? o_o 
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this nigga not even playing today and yet he is still the main focus of the game ... #wow 
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popped my #smartcow cherry . #frozenyogurt #foodporn #delicious #nomnomnom #omg i can die happy 
who cares if justin broke up with selena 0_o that shit is irrelevant to my life . 
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that was not something i fucking wanted to hear . #wtf #dontknowwhattobelieve 
so this morning i met USERNAME #random @ vynl URL 
ku takes the lead over texas tech in #ot #wow 
that moment you start to lose feelings for that someone you thought you'd never stop loving . o_o 
why is my mom so worried that i'm up in my room right now . #weird 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME uh oh .... hope they haven't seen ours o.o 
USERNAME for me to come over or to smoke it up ? 😮 💨💨 
it's like you just completely give up in the 2nd half . #wtf 
i updated my phone , but it still looks the same . o_o lol 
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i guess its cool to take my fucking money . #wtf #ik 
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there's classical music playing in my house & i dont know where its coming from . #wtf #sketchy 
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USERNAME girl this nigga elijah gone call & ask me why he always gotta get her hair done o_o 
USERNAME :o ohh how you get the bruise ? o.o 
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did anyone else here the crazy band mom ... #umm #wow #extreme #boa2012 
every time i get high my burp get stuck then i can barely talk o.o it never fails . 
USERNAME i can log in on my phone but not my computer .... o.o 
just saw a texans longhorn for the first time of my life . there horns are so big ! :o 
just saw a deer cruising in my backyard…just chilling around my house #wtf 
USERNAME cause i though you didnt follow me back :o 
kyle; i listen to mexican music now , latino pop ! me; like aventura & romeo santos ? o.o kyle; no no no , daddy yankee ;) (spanish accent) 
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i haven't worked out in forever yet my abs are still there o.o 
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USERNAME or woundering who the hell put her in there #wtf 
i stayed so deep in the cut las night tht my tweets jus say pa us #wtf #crazyshit 
when he told me that shit it felt like confessions part 2 😯 
so he's in love with me and can't lose me but i'm not his ideal girl . #wtf 
i've eaten so many coffee beans ! 😮 😄 😆 😑 
USERNAME :o es tuoy tambien ? nice job *high five* 
USERNAME cranberry and vodka or gin and sprite ? :o 
USERNAME USERNAME p . s . i will never look at toilet paper rolls the same ..... o_o 
i wish all mothers were sane and rational and not psychotic and closed minded like mine . #wtf #nosense 
about to head to the gym .. got a game at 5:15 😲 
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heather fraser blocks a pk to keep seward up 1-0 #wow #goodforher 
sometimes i feel and i think i am the only rocker in my town .. o_o 
myia is over here telling me to suck her balls o.o lmfao . 
USERNAME but he's okay right ? are you at the hospital ? ? ? donde estas ed :o ? ? ? ? ! ! ! 
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hahahahahahaha i know the dude that did thay shit ... #crazy #smallworld 
USERNAME you should ask him what he keeps in it o.o 
they just injected my mouth with numbing stuff i cant feel my whole face :o 
i think i might actually be starting the like the yankees ... what is going on ._. :o #ohhgoodness 
deciding if i want to study in italy in the spring 😮 #idk #scary 
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my 2 tanning lotions put together are making me smell like a no . 2 pencil . #weird #random 
USERNAME USERNAME you can't do something just for a small section of a whole ! ! ! :o lol 
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i wanna go out tonight and dance my ass off ... hehe #weird 
iremember when iwas in 2nd grade & ibroke into the school system or whatever when iwas taking an a . r . test &ichanged everybodys grade . :o 
had a dream about the zombie apocalypse again for the 3rd night in a row ! #wtf #itsgonnahappen #the walkingdead #shiitt 
walked in my house and passed out on the middle of the living room floor .. guess i was tired😴 😵 
USERNAME didn't you cheer last night ? wtf o_o and no i don't i walk up and u start talking shit on me 
ahh ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! o_o 
USERNAME but i'm wondering how steve nash is gonna fit in the zen masters offense ? 😯 
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todos van para el baile de siggno ! ! o.o 
did i really just yell at my hair ? #omg 
starting off the night with that red bull and vodka 🍻 😲 😶 
the commentator just said swagger back . correct usage though . 😂 😯 😏 🏉 #osustanford #foxsports 
omg it's almost christimas :o this year went by too fast ! 
they're so colorful and glittery . . i could never be a cheerleader :o 
just watched bridge to terabithia , depressing shit ! ! ! kids should not be watching these kinds of movies ! #wtf 
i can't believe this is happening right now 😯 😬🐯 #miz 
USERNAME ehh idk , im still cleaning the house and i might go to amys or justins house :o 
awkward moment when people check out and a lady pulls out dog treats and starts eating them ! o.o 
all the black girls here have something against me and i don't know why . #wtf 
it's my first saturday in a long time waking up fully rested and not hungover .... #weird 
is this real life ? ? ! #squirrel #omg #jordanreinhardt @ boston public garden URL 
.... did i just see what i thought i saw ? :o 
assuming shit gets bitches killed now a days 😵 🔫 
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just a flying condom during the hawkeyes football game . #wtf USERNAME URL 
daniel craig is so hot in person ! ! 😍 😍 #iwouldtapthat #fabulous #wow 
lmao at this ref that just called a foul on a girl on defense setting an illegal screen ........ #wtf #hsbasketball 
idk what obama did but the nigga got gas at 3.04 outcheaa 😲 😲 😲 😲 👌👌👍 
my neighbor just bought an apple off my niece for a dollar ... #wtf 
is alabama really losing 14-0 right now ? :o wtf ! hahaha 
my USERNAME score has climbed from 37 to 44 ! URL i got some klout ! 🎶 😲 
thought this whole johnny football thing was completely overrated but not anymore #wow 
holy shit i'm sure glad kstate didn't have to play this johnny football kid this year ! ! #wow 
"USERNAME you just realized what the actual use of this was ... URL :o wuut ? ! 
i think texas a&m should get a little bit more lucky ... #wtf #comeonbama 
why isn't johnny manziel in the heisman talk ? 😯 
play call from johnny manziel: guys get open ! #crazy ! 
i'm sitting in the office room in my house watching power rangers for some reason #wtf 
damn , texas a&m is getting in alabama's ass ! 😯 
when i freak out , i call USERNAME USERNAME & USERNAME #bestfriends #freakin #iwanttoscream #wtf 
what's wrong with my team ! ? ! ? ! ? alabama #wtf 
missouri just got screwed . his foot was in ! they should've gotten the 2-point conversion . #wow 
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johnny football is a freaking magician , are you kidding me ? ! #wow 
when my ex posts on my wall ... #random #odd 
USERNAME i'm recognized ! or was it the other way around ? ? i forgot :o lol 
USERNAME reading your tweets , you seem to have such an exciting life ... #containyourself 😮 
this house that this gig is at is sick ! ! ! horses running around #wtf 
i just ate a cookie that included coconut and thoroughly enjoyed . #wtf #timesbechangin #californiacookie back to reading on neanderthals :) 
dang if tcu a&m and texas were in the same conference #wow 
if alabama loses and an sec team doesn't go to the national championship game 😳 😮 😦 
augustana's xc coach sent me a letter with a picture of our bus saying he looked for me at state but didn't see me but found our bus #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME haha love hanging with you guys ! even if it is taking care of cason :o 
just saw a little girl dragging a cardboard zombie on a string & then somebody dressed as a pirate/gypsy ... it's not halloween #wtf 
would love to have some ghirardelli squares with caramel .......... #random 
why is everything in highlighted green with black now #wtf come with better combos 
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this a small campus n they all fuckn the same nigga n gettn mad 🙉🙈🙊😬 😯 
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i swear i thought i saw him with some ugly chunt :o 
USERNAME lol , but i honestly dont know who that is :o 
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there's a guy who looks like mike in the geek squad car USERNAME o.o 
i sat down to watch the princess diaries #cantstop #wtf 
oh boy . landon's gonna wake up soon . i can feel it ! 😯 
back to work soon , only for another 30 minutes o.o 
when you say your mom and they say 😯 sorry 
oh . my . fucking . god ! ! ! ! ! 😲 
#omg abc i freaking hate your commercial breaks . all i wanna do is watch #60minutes of football . 
USERNAME USERNAME its not cute when you have broad man shoulders 😯 
USERNAME bitch she was like 10 & she jst fell flat on her face all quick -.- lol i jst stared at her like o.o 
mizzou and tennessee game finally over after 4 ots .. #crazy #mizzou ! 
how does my horoscope always know what i'm doing ? i helped clean houses and met amazing people today . #weird URL 
USERNAME ooh hellz to the noz we were supposed to go to wassabi together and never did and now you go without me ? ? 😮 😫 
:o yay ! i love when they put this burning hot towel and wrap it in your legs 
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this lady next to me has the same hair and jeans as me . #weird 
why is my stomach rumbling when i already ate ? #weird . 
im not sure since when my sister is into latin music o_o 
how could 80% of the jewish vote go to obama ? what were these guys thinking ? it's like a lamb voting for the lion to run the zoo . #crazy ! 
i have a cut on my throat ? ? #wtf formal tonight and i have a cut grr 😠 👎👎 
did you just post a picture in your underwear ? #wtf 
so that earthquake i felt earlier was actually a 4.3 .. o.o it was centered in tennessee . 
how you kill three people but only get six years 0_o smh the system all fucked up . 
i can't believe this a&m game ! #crazy #good ! 
it's 1:27 and i'm still in bed .. 😴 😵 🙊 
my mom said i deserve to work on my birthday :o uh no i deserve a good day c: 
the conversation i'm having with USERNAME right now 😂 #omg 
i'm about the throw the hell up ... #wtf come on bama . 
like i felt like i was in a chainsaw massacre movie o.o 
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USERNAME obviously not :p but i'd like to hope i'm invited to your friends bbq :o 
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why is bergenfield wendy's packed with a film crew ? #wtf i want some nuggets 
USERNAME im a train wreck in need of serious adult supervision . i only made it b/c a lady on the street handed me the recipe , too ! o_o 
is it bad that i have spent the whole day wanting to punch an 11 year old ? :o 
exactly one and a half left here at work .... and on my way to get ready ! :o 
johnny manziel is the best player in all college football . and the kid is just a freshman . #wow 
a&m hitting bama in the mouth ! better taste the blood and man up ! #wow #manziel 
trying to understand why i was sent USERNAME number ... #weird 
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this chid has a beer in their hand ! ! #wtf #smh 
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my sister is having crazy moodd swings :o im scared 
best track on take care ? USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #saturdayvibin ' #random 
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texas a&m up 20-0 over alabama at the half #wow 
#rupaulsdragrace - this is the shit that makes you wonder how many good looking women really have penises . 😯 
USERNAME maybe . o.o i still haven't in a while shit jenn calm ya tatas . 
when i woke up a couple minutes ago the first person that i thought about was USERNAME , i miss you joey . ! . #random 
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USERNAME ahh ! my bff drove me up there once ..... the run looks scary :o 
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don't even bother ladies , these men will remain the same o_0 allow them to want to change ... 
tht nap felt great ! now wht ? ? ? ? o_o 
second quarter in the #bama game and the #1 team in the nation just got its first , first down . #wtf 
uhh ohh bama ! ! ! ! what is happening to :-o hahahahahahaha #gojohhnyfootball 
some peoples tweets are the most weird and random tweets #crazy ... 
😮 ohh ... he said she had no nippless .... 
USERNAME i havn't been to the bubble since last year ! :o im not sure yet . i have to do homework today . 
remember whn u wrote on a note b00k friends 4ever o_0 #not how many of those ppl are still ur frds ? ? ? hmm 
i have black friday off from school . 😯 😏 this could be bad . 
and luke jillson , thanks for everything ;) 😲 👅 
USERNAME yeah i know how you get your cardio 0.o 
USERNAME ne svidja ? si ti prsla ? o.o xd 
i hate having a naturally cold body #alwayscold 😲 😨 
definitely the only hispanic that does not like malta . ew 😲 
every time i hook up with a new boy he wants a handjob first .. #wtf 
i gave it 6 months . it wasn't even 4 ... #wow #somepeopleskids 
USERNAME hahahhahaha . how did that even happen ? 😯 😂 
working on this 5 page paper ... 😲 good thing i have this cutie to entertain me ! 🐶 😊 URL 
USERNAME USERNAME thank god d's not on the emergency response team people would die bf she made it to the seen 😲 
when you see those thunder clappers of pure twisted yeller smoke comin out yo down steam , yo day is fuckedd up 😵 ✌ 
USERNAME whaat ? :o i jus want a picture ! 
getting into a relationship may look like a good idea , but so did getting on the titanic and look what happened there 😮 
people get bitchier every year of high school 👋 😵 
can't believe my cuz gabbie and then my dude eric r getting married #crazy #only22 
just notice that when i don't shave my face looks so round o.o 
ready to go home , only four more hours 😵 🔫 
this wind is o.o . c . #windsofchange #onanotherlevel (@ flint hills sign) URL 
USERNAME damn girl you were faceedd 😲 😲 😲 😲 💀💀💀💀 
omg guys ... dustin looks like britney with facial hair now o.o lmao 
at laughing boodah about to get my nipples done :o 
these niggas are golfing in the living room o.o . 
rt USERNAME #freaks wtf does that ? ? ? o_o 
watching my favorite show ... #toocute #puppies this dog had 11 puppies . #crazy 
this guy is washing his truck soo slow >.< bitch im behind u waiting . #omg .. 
ayo bitch can i get some sour cream or butter for my baked potato #wtf #shit 
USERNAME i'm sure he loves bring your child to work day :o ) 
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USERNAME i would fall on top of him ... o_o 
USERNAME yess ! maybe not til 430 tho i'm suppose to do blairs nails at 3 idk when i'll be done :o prob 415ish ? ! 
had so much fun at the clinic ! i can't believe my horse jumped 2'6 course ! #crazy #somuchfun 🐎🐴 love my horse ! 
omg i just walked in on my dad o_o lol ! 
it's only 4:55 😮 i thought it was like 7 
my neighbors have 3 of the same cars #weird URL 
but #omg hanna spilt this perfume all over the office door #cantbreathe 
no way there gonna beep out the selena part in beauty in a beat from now on #wow 
at least the falcons haven't let me down yet ! 😯 
mums just tell me anna nicole was a pornstar :o o .. ii truly didn't knoe tht 
⚠⚠⚠⚠but forreal this time , who wants to swipe me and a few close friends into baja⚠⚠⚠⚠ #papapapapalease 🍗 😮 
said sumbody is twatchin n s . t u o_o 
pumping your own gas is illegal in weymouth . #whoknew #weird 
USERNAME she cusses at you guys ? ! #wtf i miss cheer but i wouldn't like that shit . #missyouguys 
USERNAME aww ❤ what's your favorite song ? ! #random 
used USERNAME to buy USERNAME today , worked surprisingly well :o 
sittin here widd mahh brudder USERNAME ! waitin on shabooboo . . . i think this nigga high o_o 
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#favoritememory : when porshana kissed brian o_o . i was dead ! 
that awkward moment when some girl comes up to you and starts talking crap about some girl because she thinks your her friend .. #wtf 
is this like everyone hang out with paige day or something cuz everyone wanna hangout tonight #wtf 
uh oh i think i've done fucked my shit all up :o .. #smh im so stupid 
USERNAME la fuente . lmao . and plus she was feeding a new brn baby ! so i was sure it wasn't u , unless u had a baby i was unaware of ? :o 
getting my charger cuz my phone is about to die :o 
just might have her radio on just came on 😯 😬 ☺ 😊 USERNAME #beensolong 
lol im def a idiot . i keep on with somethn thts a complete waist of my time 😵 🔫 
just saw a big billboard that said 😨 😵 😐 .... i'm in the wrong place 
i don't even know half of the people that like my shit on facebook . #wtf 
uh my moms trying to teach USERNAME how to cook ? #wtf 
every time i tell people i don't want to get married they always look at me like #wtf #heartless bitch 
USERNAME :o what noo ! ! i got no such text ! you only asked what i was doing 
leaving the house with only half my hair done 😮 
o.o rt USERNAME USERNAME probably ....... after raping you . 
USERNAME here is your saturday lol URL #wtf #pics via USERNAME 
USERNAME i know (/.-) i'm sure he's fine with it and after the mall i can just walk to my house and get some stuff :o 
i didn't know that we followed each other . o.o 
apparently a girl threw a dart at another girls face at the lantern last night ? ... a dart tho . at her face . really ? #cmaan #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME why yu gone whoop our ass :o whoop hers first so i can run ! 
this baby crying right now sounds just like carmella #omg #imissher 
USERNAME u better no have weed bro or inspection won't pass u on . lmfao . 😂 🚗 😯 💨🍃 
some people are just purely evil with good intentions ... #wow 
i just saw a lady she looked about 50 and she was pregnant #wtf what has this world come to ? 
i literally will be the happiest most joyful person on this earth once this semester is over . as for right now though .. 😵 💣🔫 
so my mom told me she will only take me to get my tragus pierced only if i take off my plugs :o 
USERNAME you can say that again :-) haha , youre hands always remided me of a little kid haha >.< your hands will never look manly :o 
USERNAME #wtf ! ! ! ! are you serious ? 
i'm so bored , i think i might die 😵 
i just saw a guy with a unicycle playing the guitar by irongate 0_o 
omg ... at a 2 year olds party .. i would complain but they have chikfila catered o.o 
looks like the vols are gettin another new coach #wtf 
was driving on the freeway and my moms window completely shatters out of no where #wtf 
from daylight to what will soon be dark and i haven't seen a single shooter #wtf #sosad 
today has been a very unsuccessful day to say the least 😲 
didnt know i was following this cutie ! 0.o ---> USERNAME 
i applied for a job a porn store . that's how fuckin desperate i am for a job ... #omg 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao ! ! ! ! ! goose are you willing to die ? :o hahahaha 
"USERNAME 😮 nope . ain't gon happen . neva ! no need to go thru unnecessary pain 🙅 lol USERNAME --0mg .. hurts for like a min . 
taking off my swim cap after practice <<< #crazy #fro #tangley #swimmerprobs #thickhairprobs 
when you can play at the level like johnny manziel does then you get a girlfriend that looks like a victoria secret model . #justaskhim #wow 
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girlfriend i'm going to the mall meet me at the food court ? ill tweet you when i'm almost there :o 
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my brother is making us go to hooters for dinner 😯 
had way more boobs in my face than i'm comfortable with last night . i'm the new definition of awkward city . o_o 
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when you're singing and the window is opened . :o omg the neighbors heard me /.\ 
woke up & its was morning . go to take a nap wake up & its dark almst ? /: #wtf #bullshit 
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changing states to find a chinese restraunt #crazy #newyork #jersey 
liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself in public :o 
found a mysterious cut when i got out of the shower .. #weird 
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a lady told me i have a pretty name today o.o 
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so we in applebee's and the hostess says , o_o 
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my mom is listening to 80's hip hop right now 😵 🔫 
how is he doing ? i heard what happened 😲 😲 
you know you work a lot when you make money to spend money yet you never can spend it because you're literally always working o.o 
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idk some of the people following me on instagram or how they found me .. but just looking at their profiles scares me a little #weird 
this girl on tosh . o just made a peanut butter & jelly sandwich with her feet o.o 
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never had the urge to hit something so hard as much as i do right now . #omg 
i cut main hair :o everyone's gonna kill me , lol 
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a 5 year old called 911 because her text messaging wasn't working ... why the fuck does a 5 year old have a cell phone #wtf #crazy 
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halloween ? nope . just a random walk in the city #random #pig @ rite aid URL 
USERNAME my mom and dad are at the record store buying my christmas gifts ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
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freshman boys are playing in the bus back home from holderness . #wtf #smh #pleasestop 
what i've noticed is that we don't have any pictures together :o 
wonder if i can make 9,000 tweets by the end of the night ? 😯 
katelynn and me would run out of gas on the freeway in kansas . #wtf hahahahahah 
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#ohcrap my husband is signing up for twitter . o_o no more #naughtybrigade for me ? ! 
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the notebook on sunday with hidden scenes ! 😮 #howcanitbeanybetter ? ! 
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dawg i got a piece of griot stuck in my tooth 😲 
i have my awkward moments , but at least i can make a mean mocha . #random #truth 
i wouldn't kiss nobody with a stank mouth ! #random 
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#sometimesiwonder if bugs really get together at night and talk about humans and shit . o.o #hmm 
i love when guys wear the color red .... #random 
USERNAME they don't let you sit on then bench outside ? 😲 they use to let me .. 😳 
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lol two of my bosnian friends post a picture of 2 starbucks drinks and they're all the same but they're miles away #crazy 
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i was looking at pictures from this time last year ... & i look so grown now . o.o 
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- USERNAME you calling daddy dumb ? :o lmfaoo stop coming for my teacher . 
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5 years ago today i started dating my ex ... so , 5 years ago was the beginning of the worst and most idiotic time of my life so far . #wtf 
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i don't know what goes on after dark here . #random #beach @ lighthouse marine park URL 
USERNAME are you at the dunkin donuts center ? :o 
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or wait , he means the loose bitches . :o 
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baking cupcakes and set the oven mitt on fire o_o 
everyone on facebook is liking veragio engagement rings #wtf #stopitt 
while eating hershey kisses , i accidentally shoved the paper in my mouth instead of the actual candy . :| #wtf 
que tan buena idea es ver #americanhorrorstory a la media noche ? ? o.o 
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USERNAME please don't take me back to sharky's i don't wanna do another 😵 
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i wish i was still a careless motherfacka . haha ! now i have all these feelings and shit . :o #whatthe 
i cried so much tonight , ion even think i have any more tears o.o 
just found out my dad voted for mitt romney o_o my mom and i were like 
funny how i wish i was at work right now - o.o 
today i made the best fried chicken i've ever cooked o.o omg ! yummy ! ! ! 
random thong outside the arsenal mall today . hooray watertown ! #wtf #slut #awkward @ arsenal mall URL 
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my mom brought us leftover macaroni & cheese in a huge plastic bag ... #uhh #wtf 
ever since i woke up with a hand print on my shoulder i haven't had the urge to drink #weird #touchedbyanangle ? 
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bus flipped on its side :o @ four seasons centre for the performing arts URL 
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nigga said her pussy so good he followed her when she left his house #wow lmaoo i need me some of that shit 
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now adam has a blood clot by his brain #wow 
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i can honestly say i have never seen anyone slip on banana peel o_o 
a girl just asked me ? ? ? #wtf lol #freaks tho <3 
i skipped a heart beat and smile when i saw your name :o .. 
when i see a girl sitting next to a guy in a car , leaning over , i automatically think she is giving him head ... hahaha . #random 
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when we talk for hours ... wait just kidding o.o 
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bitch what chu talkin bout u ain't no damn turn on u ugly m'f o.o 
damn mind reader ..... (@ my nice fluffy big ol' bed ! ! ! :o )) URL 
& every time someone says something involving money i always think idk why idek what song that's from o.o 
so tired i'd rather my dogs pee in the house than get up and take them outside . 😲 
ive never been to a 16, where the girl doesnt have a dress . ive never been to a 16 ever . :o i wanna be in houston ! saave mee 
i just took 85 aderol soo i'm wide awake 🎤🎤🎤 😯 
bought my parents iphones for early christmas gifts ... now they're at the verizon store trying to learn how to face-time each other . #wow 
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there is seriously something wrong with these customers ! ! ! it's freezing nd all they're ordering are frappuccinos ! ! ! ! ! ! #wtf  
why does everyone flock to otown at the same time ? ! we need public transportation ... :-o 
why doesn't feel like its 11' o cock already . ? ? ! ! 0.o 
my gma really think i have a boyfriend and when i tell her i dont she say o_o 
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USERNAME all i have is six sides on the background ! lol , i've been working on it since 2 :o 
somehow have nothing to do for three days .. #wtf 
USERNAME 😯 oohh 😐 ............ wat we doin over thanksgiving break doe ! 
birthday in 15 days & i'm not even that excited o_o 
o.o do i know her from fb ? ._. omg 
fat black people skipping in g . r ...... #weird 
USERNAME having escaped from an ad agency (via mass layoff of entire web dept #wtf ? ), yes -- fucking marketing consultants . 
soo wvu and alabama fuckin up today .. ? #wow 
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that baby heart attack when you most drop your ice cream cone 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME johnny football for heisman ! ! ! ! ! ! and he is a freshman ! #wow 
o . g still at work ... ! like #wtf who wanna chill :) 
the last time i have to volunteer until next year 😮 👍 
i'm tired but bored & want to do something . #wtf 
that moment when your hungry and the food channel is on :o 
literally watching johnny football win the hiesman right now ... #tamuvsbama #gigem #wow 
just felt really ambitious all of a sudden ! #weird 
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it feel like its bout 9 or sum shit . its only finna b 6 #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME o_o *tries to imagine lzzy and chaz on stage together* 
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and i just almost got crushed by an 18 wheeler o.o my day has been awful . 
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joseph really wants me to go gay , & i'm actually talking about it 😯 
there are 84,945 people at this game ! ! ! #crazy 
USERNAME it's cuz it's the end of the world ! o.o 
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USERNAME now its about ... u see your name .. no need for me to subtweet about u #wtf i look like .... #smh 
USERNAME gotta love how we talk on twitter all the time but i never see u in school . #crazy 
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o_o just seen a penis . . ian wanna see that not right now lol 
females don't fuck with chicks cause they gossip ... so the last thing a female wants , is a nigga that runs his mouth like a bitch o.o 
i have more tumblr posts than twitter post :o #shocked 
i have more twitter posts than tumblr posts :o #shocked 
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wish i could have nice night out but god knows that will never happen #youruineverything #omg 
how do you know when your nba team is off to a dreadful start ? you start lance stephenson tonight #pacernation #wtf #lockandload 
the right hand , whata shot by USERNAME on #shobox last night ! #wow #stepupcomp #boxing 
USERNAME this kids last name is everett on texas a&m ! ! ! ! ! 😱 😧 😦 😮 
i want it to snow tonight at the game #perfect #crazy 
🙅 no sex bitch , i only want the neck bitch 😮 😏 
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im so dumb ! went t o.o rder food and realized after the fact that i left my wallet at work today ! #ugh 
there's a lady here with an 80's jacket and a mullet o_o 
dammn erin andrews looks fckn bomb ! in those jeans ! #wow #she #sexy 
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he just called me a dick head ! :o just wait til i see him ! 
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uhh .... did cau increase fees for next semester cause it looks like they did 0.o 
whhy is everyone getting married ? ! like congrats ... but geeze one thing at a time folks ! enjoy the moments while your young ! ! #crazy #ahh 
my house looks like a car dealership with all these cars parked outside :o 
girl you know you lost . lost in the thrill of it all . 😮 
and i wonder how you get all these guys ? .... #online #facebook #weird 
there's a fine line between freaky and weird . some stuff just o.o watching wayy too many flicks ! 
is bama getting there first lost today ? 😯 😁 
phil jackson coming back :-o they're still not winning tho .. 
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i have my eyes set on that phone . o.o 
now i'm actually home alone for the first time since we moved in #weird #letsgetnaked #jaykaylawlz 
pic ! ! ! ! damn alabama finally lost ! :o 
big int by a&m .... they will win this game #wow 
so the #ugavsau game is blacked out in my area ... #wtf 
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my sis jenni still has a crush on her ex :o o 
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USERNAME are you serious , there's no starbucks there ? :o 
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uhh yea told him i had a crush on him :o i feel cool but ehh lol 
my mom and her friends are talking about farting ! #hahahaha #omg 
i'm watching #football an i realize that #erinandrews talks & sounds like #sarahpalib 😳 #weird 
i ate a large fry and 2 hot & spicy's and went to sleep . 😲 
that might be the worst way ever to lose a football game . #wow 
wow ! ! ! alabama loses on an offsides call 😏 😯 
USERNAME ohh no she asked for a follow back nigga ! :o 
there's a tide of tears in tuscaloosa tonight . #tamuvsbama #wow 
USERNAME lol yeah i saw that on espn . but what if he doesn't o.o 
the conversations between my cousin and myself should never happen haha #crazy 
the number one team in the nation just lost :o #collegefootball #aggies #alabama 
the georgia auburn game is blacked out on direct tv . #wtf 
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damn i wish i could go out tonight o.o id be w . pia ! 
hey you i want your number . but i'm to much of a pussy :o 
wish bama woulda lost to miss st instead texas a&m ... #wtf 
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USERNAME shut it ! i am the smartest person alive ... kinda ... not really ... :o 
i think my right ear is bigger than my left o.o hmm weird .. 
it disgusts me that i used to hangout with a diseases ridden person 😨 🙅 😲 #ew 
i wish you could favorite or retweet favorites or retweets o.o 
now all the aggies are gonna be so cocky . great 😵 🔫 
i beat episode 1 of spartan ops so where is my freaking achievement ? ! #wtf #halo4 
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ayy i felt the earth quake earlier . my bed was shaking o.o 
USERNAME needs to shut the hell up ! or i'll 😲 🔫🔫 
so i'm watching🏈 #football & realize that #erinandrews talks & sounds like #sarahpalin 😳 #weird 
i just thought about something .... i get nervous around him buut im not sure why . o.o 
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#a &m beat #bama ! ! ! ! ! #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME extremely ! i miss having something that delicious in my mouth ...... o.o 
USERNAME :o where's that ? ! must . get . puppy . :-( 
what the hell is greenville turning into .... a bank robbery , a murder and now a guy gets jumped on the side of the road #wtf 
that awkward moment when u accidentally send a secret nasty text to the person u hiding from ! ! #wrong recipient :o 
🔫 shots were just fired on my tl .. 😮 
people act so surprised when i tell them i never smoked anything a day in my life . o.o i'm just not into that i guess . looks nasty to me . 
i hare the way the guy talks on #thebigbangtheory it's like #wtf really ? #annoying 
bama beat lsu , lsu beat texas a&m , and texas a&m beat bama #wow #secwest #crazy 
damn its only 6 :3 0 and it feels like 9 :3 0 and looks like it . 0.o 
USERNAME if i was home we would be 💨💨💨💨 😵 
USERNAME hahaha you have to experience it & embrace it . he's calling me baby now :| #chinesemen #weird 
cupid w/ bailey after his #spa day at doggie #styles . he's not too #crazy about the girly bow they are sending him ho URL 
gonna shave my legs for the first time since probaably the beginning of october ... 😯 😬 
my mom yells at me for being on twitter ... #wtf ? 
why must i get a head ache everyday of my life 😲 🔫 
hey USERNAME , did you watch the a&m/bama game ? i think #johnnyfootball may be the USERNAME of college football ! ! ! #wow 
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my tooth just fell out for some odd reason .. #wtf 
i really do not see a problem with having a conversation its not like i wana ruin anything #wow 
johnny football is a #freshman ? #bama #texasa &m #wow 
me: what shirt did you tear ? USERNAME the one that said #omg haha 
USERNAME i was going thru my closet and found your hoodie from like 5 years ago ! #weird #random 
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i kinda went money crazy & bought my babygirl a lot of stuff 😮 💗 
now we gave to watch oregon and kansas st in the bcs national championship #wtf 
USERNAME i haven't showed you ? ! ? 😵 i've been wanting the same tattoo since freshman yr ! so 5 years now hahah 💜 😜 
one is like #wtf and the other one is like leave me alone ... lol — #coffee #n @ the coffee bean & tea leaf® URL 
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why t'f is my stomach making dying whale noises ! ? #omgstop #wtf 
so now she sendin crazy msg to my phone . . o_0 
USERNAME USERNAME when ihave visited european dairy farms , s o.o ften they had better milking equipment than average farms in ny 
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i got a hair from a makeup brush in my eye and i can't get it out #omg #soirritating 
am i the only one that thinks ricky schwartz on awkward is actually really cute ? 😵 
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#random #latenight #gambling #fife #bored #broke #casino #fun @ bj's bingo URL 
USERNAME ugh .... neither does an igloo o_o haha .. i digress :p 
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just got beat in chess , it was a good game though , :o 
only USERNAME and USERNAME text and tweet with each other the same time #wow 
USERNAME :o my nigga he aint one to sleep on , change that shit asap lmao 
damn almost got raped by cocolo's with my sister 😦 😵 
oh because she's not mary jane , she's gwen . #weird 
USERNAME o.o tf .. ? ? he shoulda been pulled yo shit why they just had orientation fa lyk 10mfers doe ! .. 
USERNAME your job is to kick ppl out that try to pull that at my wedding 👊👋 😵 
justin bieber and selena gomez broke up ? ! ? ! :o #saywhaat 
haven't eaten since the morning i forgot to eat :o 
studying for this math test is draving me nuts ! ! ! 📗✒📎📝 😵 😖 
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#froyo #world #happy #frozen #yogurt #heart #fat #weird @ amherst common URL 
this little boy i'm babysitting refuses to talk to me . #wtf 
home alone and i'm so paranoid , it's gonna get worse once it's pitch dark in my house :o #homealone #scared 
USERNAME hahah . i don't feel like dealing with kids tonight . 😮 oh god . no kids for this girl ! 
just when you think your day can't get any worse .... #holydude #wow 
USERNAME really who cares how bout the fema trucks are in nj or the world hunger problems will be solved geez really who cares #crazy 
i'm in the mood to drink beer ..... i don't drink beer #weird 
why a customer had all these in his pocket ...... o_o @ show palace URL 
finding a card , but not being able to find the right size envelope . #wtf 
this girl is stalking my life on ig -.- i understand showing love .. but damn she has liked & commented almost all 1000 n sum pics . o.o 
wonder when this nikka is gonna text me back o.o 
but this like 8 year old girl is knitting #wtf #yourenotagrandma 
sheesh i feel tired 0.o ! ! i need i get up and do something 
idk why but my left leg has been having this weird feeling that it must be laid out as much as i can lay it out lol #weird 
beware drivers in oregon . citizen citations . they're real #wtf #roadrage 
who wanna be my ride or die ? 🚗 😲 
i just realized i talk to courtney every day eww USERNAME there is not a day i dont talk to her 0.o 
today woman USERNAME kitchen said & it's not the 1st time this week #wtf 
ok so it's snowing . you can land with a 200' ceiling but have to drive in circles to the gate ? ? ? #wtf URL 
everything is just making me mad . omg #wtf mood 
was missing 20 pounds of air in each tire , phone was dead , and connection to car battery was loose , and somehow i still made it :o #godswill 
when you tweet and realize you didn't text someone back .... 😯 #oops 
sa d: -( confused o.o .... bouta eat icecream n watch life time lol 
this ones cute o.o oh yuup were definitely kickin it next week 
why are your tweets popping up ? im not following you o.o 
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this man gonna party and he didn't invite me :o -_- USERNAME 
s :o to USERNAME rockin tf outta that car show tho ! ! ! h-town tomorrow wit lil keke ! ! ! ggrriinnddiinngg(pharrell tone) 
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USERNAME snow won't be here until after class :o haha 
when #oomf mentioned me earlier i was like o_o me ? i am ? 
USERNAME ; smfh . i thought your pops gave you a blackberry :o you broke it .-. ? 
USERNAME i guess mom was right after all huh ? :-o 
10 :3 0 pleasse come faster ! i wanna go home an go to sleep💤💤 #workprobz #sleepdeprived 😲 #needsleep 
pretty much butt hurt over this bama game ! #9 -1 #wtf 
shoutout to my thug USERNAME yeah she a gay nigga but she goofy , funny pretty & think id be seein her & rayven in the hallway o_o followher 
some freak just drove by and made his horse-headed passenger neigh at me ... #somepeople #wtf 
USERNAME lol cx but u don't know if kevins gonna stay :o xd 
this is a giant block of soap #wow ~ @ harvard square URL 
. i care too much & we dont even go together #wtf 
something about studying always makes me want to bake something #weird #iwantcookies 
this taxi driver is so fat he literally occupies half of the cab . woah , poor guy ! 😯 
USERNAME well that means i definitely have to go ! mansion reunion ? i think yes ! and we must play bp like old times #partner #mansion #crazy 
gonna attempt to get up n go hunting n the morning .... boy this should be interesting if it boils down to actually seein a deer .. :o 
USERNAME o_o not the first thing i wanna see when i open twitter 
my parents are at a concert . their life is more exciting than mine . #wtf 
you all died . didn't you . ? 😭 😲 💔 
... and now my phone is acting up even though i dropped it in a sink full of water yesterday o_o 
USERNAME is drinking milk on the night of cortaca ! ! ! ! #wow #imdisappointed 
a fighter just came out to from married w/children . #wow #barbarianfightclub 
lush’s latte lip tint makes a nice eyeshadow o_o i like it on my lips too xd 
USERNAME lmaoo xd that just made my night ^. ♥ but i really am 0.o 
that moment when you walk in a room and everyone looks at you like #wtf 
USERNAME lmao , dress up as ducks for chrismas o.o ? you should be a elf instead :b 
chillin with my grandparents on a saturday night ? #weird 
i do not deserve this type of torture right now 😲 🔫 
never submissive but i'll let him beat me up lol o_o :-d URL 
i wish more of my friends understood barrel racing 🐴 😯 😌 👍 
love locking my keys in my car . #freezingcold 😵 ❄⛄ 
😯 " eso es como te saco al publico lo k eres ... ! 👇 
pz myers: evolution . and kinky stuff ? :o ) #sk5 
gotta love when your landlord riffles through our trash and sends to a picture of part of a financial statement . #wtf 
when it takes USERNAME 10 years to txt back 😲 💣 
heyy 'bama ... sorry im not sorry 😮 snap . 😇😇😇 
my dad just said one of thee funniest/most embarrassing things he has ever said at a restaurant to a waitress ....... #lmfao #wow 
killing myself at this dance right now .... 😲 🔫 
now tonight would be a good night for a bonfire .. 66 in the cities in november at 7pm . #crazy 
i need a job soo badly i cant stop bitching about it ! ! ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME why was she making faces at nailea ? :o 
USERNAME far from where i live :c & yolo ! we should go ? ? :o 
a sleepy lauren is a grumpy lauren & this grumpy lauren is going to bed . 😲 💤✌ 
just flee out of a bath tub and did 3 backflips through the grass ... #holyfuck #dead #dirtbagtothemax 😵 🛁 
when USERNAME takes a pic of her plate and you know exactly where shes eating at #wow #carabbas #favrestraunt 
USERNAME this sucks ass ): & how much did your phone cost ? o.o 
USERNAME o_o i swear at a video games , alone or not 
#wtf bulldogs ? ? ? i'm looking for a reason to not change the channel this week please . #hailstate 
just realized no ones ever gotten me flowers .. #wtf #notcool 
somebody in the room next door has my mamas name . o_o 
USERNAME really , i wonder what she will do when she sees me with rochelle ? :o 
my 21st birthday is getting closer and closer :o #19moredays 
that moment when someone you barely know ends up in your dream . o_o 
at a mexican party - the only black person here o_0 (@ sasson v'simcha) URL 
just passed the calvin klein in georgetown and i see this ... males in underwear serving food on platters #weird URL 
is this fireworks i am hearing ? ? ? ? o_o oh mondiuex ! 
the daiquiri shop by my house got a drink call plum stupid & attitude adjustment ..... dem bitches #retawdidd 🍹🍸 😲 😴 
apple has to be bullshitting me ! it lets me snapshot , but won't let me take actual pictures #wtf URL 
i'm hungry . stupid ruby tuesdays fuckin poop . #omg 
its been a while i haven't listened to kixxie .. :o 
USERNAME who is this about ? :o and why do you follow my mom on instagram ? :c #creepyassniggah 
i got dresses for kya o.0 what has the world too ? 
→_→my brother n cousin #outside n the #dark under my #window on the #phone ! ! ! .... ←_← o_o 
wtf ! ? is that thunder ! ? :o oh noo ! :o 
USERNAME dayum niggah you all bout dat ego ain't yous ? :o 
USERNAME #oop ! ! gettin it in i see o_o 
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USERNAME thanks thanks thanks .. maybe ill get thick one day . gotta start doing squats in high heels i guess . im to lazy though o_o 
my favorite cereals are apple jacks & crunch berry ! #random 
my little brother just yelled at my mom doby is a free elf .. doby has no master ._. 😝 o.o 
today with my best friends 😄 ❤ 👍 #bestfriends #park #fun #crazy #lovethem @ mansfield park URL 
dead* smh ahaUSERNAME damn im hungry asf ! ! my mom is taking forever too cook like #wtf im half way did from starvation 
i dresses for kya .. o.0 what has the world come too ? ? ? 
i really can't believe that today is only fucking saturday and that we don't have school for another 3 1/2 days #wtf #hurryupfathertime 
USERNAME hmm . well damn . guess i should worry about getting mine then 0.o . 
USERNAME why you don't just text me ? ! lol 0.o 
wat wrong with my bby ? ? ! o_o ￣ˍ￣ 
haven't been home in almost 3 and half months #weird 
USERNAME oh yeah when she ran to me she fell :o 
she talking bout she need my charger o_o swerve bitch ! 
that awkward moment when the store needs a price check on your condoms o_o 
#picstitch #lovemylife #droidssuck #teamiphone #wtf #whatt jdangg77 @ i'm on a bus URL 
i've been in this house since 8 last night ! ! #24hours #wtf #gonnaflipout #someonehelpme #pleaase #omg 
#stealburrito #beer #foodporn #mentalbreak 😮 🍴🍺 @ chipotle mexican grill URL 
i got into the shower with my shirt on .. :o #trippin 
USERNAME bitch ! ! why are women always slapping me when im drunk ! ! :o 
a dude in my crew is 5-1-1 going into round 8. :o 
welcome to la la land phil jackson 👌👏 😵 #la #lakers 💛 💜 💛 💜 
chick is getting married and she still kissed him #wow #sorrynotsorry 
coach chiz and his staff is paid over 7 mill a year .... and this is what we get ? .. #wow ! ! 
why are there so many police cars on my street .... 😳 👮 😮 🚓🚔 
has 14 pairs of shoes , ha could use maybe one more pair 😲 👟 #99problemsandakickaintone 
found USERNAME with a pin in his head at moes bbq ... #random #haha @ moe's original bbq URL 
i feel like christmas was just awhile ago .. and it's coming up again #crazy #timeflies 
the left side of my face is prettier than my right . why ? #weird 
i am seriously never going to be able to listen to the song pony again without seeing channing tatum dance ... 😮 😍 
USERNAME omg , okay weeird . that happened to me too ! :o lol 
my sisters 9yr old friend told me se likes to party hard and get crunk ? #wow #shedoesntevenknow 
my sister and her friends singin to broadway show is killing me 😲 
USERNAME did she say anything weird ? ? she told me she saw smoke coming off as she was doing my legs ... o.o 
so my sister is gonna try snowboarding for the first time this year .... 0.o 
USERNAME definitely thought you dyed your ombré pink and i was like what 😲 you both look beautiful 
boy .. when you day #oomf .. are you talking about me ? o.o 
USERNAME lmao o.o #caught . my bad little dawg , what's been up girly ? 
i'm all alone in silence talking to my mom on the phone and she keeps asking me if there's someone in the room or the tvs on . #wtf #fuckme 
just got asked to work at hooters #wtf #hahahah USERNAME 
i'm afraid to hit #oomf up .. idk why o_o . 
the fact noonee is talking &on there phones makes everything so awkss 0.o 
USERNAME but you got a hug from jaret reddick ! ! :o 
being a fatty #foodporn #food #yummy #omg #fatty #sweetpotato #lumpys @ lumpy's burgers URL 
why do i feel like this ? #antsy #onedge #weird #wtf 
i am seeing USERNAME on #lawandorder on #usanetwork right now :o USERNAME 
y u no wanna put my bf as my cover ? :o ._. 
i can't go anywhere till my room is clean :o 
one of the hardest thing's to do is wake up from a good nap o.o 
i wonder why every tyler perry play or movie , he always have a man beating up a woman ? o_o 
so cold in and out #omg #lasvegas #flamingohotel #november is finally h @ flamingo las vegas hotel & casino URL 
USERNAME just got sold out of 3 showtimes at 2 theaters . 0.o 
math . the only place where people buy 60 watetmelons and no wonder why o.o 
talk about constraints . 50kbs for an add for #google . #wow 
:o ... & i was right ! y'all were doing that 
ians pizza >>>> had a steak , french fry , and barbeque pizza . #wow 
why ? oh-why are we put here again ? o.o USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #twitterlesscolleen 
USERNAME i looked at my fingers and i was like i'm missing something ... 😯 
that gym was playing lil wayne #wtf a nigga can't get pumped up to that faggot 
i wanna watch breaking dawn part 2 ! ! ! 😮 loll 
fake ass hoes say slick shxt too ya man & be all in ya face . #random 
USERNAME you ordered some too ? ! :o shit ! 
USERNAME USERNAME :o you just took my heart out and stepped on it 
just got kicked in the boob . lol . #wtf 
shake it like a polaroid picture #city #sisters #polaroid #birthday #ohface :o USERNAME @ times square URL 
USERNAME :o ... you slept the whole day ? . 
give me my freedom & let me breathe 😲 😠 😒 
i need to find some people who i can talk too :o 
if USERNAME cant get dogs then the world well end o.o 
(-.(-.(-.-).-).-) potheads vs methheads (o .(o .( o.o ). o) ..... who will win ? ? ? ? 
those days them oakland kids use to tell me there jealous of me , edsuu my face was like o_o ← t'f ! 
who the fuck alan from colorado ? and how does he know my name ? ! #weird 
it's really cool how my bestfriends mom doesn't let her hang out with me .... #wtf #whatdidido 
USERNAME yea i know , & yr ass hasnt texted back :o 
lmaoo o_o rt USERNAME umm my dad is trying to follow me on twitter .... nope ! ! ! hell no 
things i've learned today: the sec loves chizik , except auburn . #weird #allimeedtoknow 
power went out and don't know how to fix the cable or internet . #mylife #joke #wtf 
USERNAME tell them to follow me next if that is the case of your magic tweets ! o_o 
USERNAME haha damnn esme your having dreams about fucking him ? :o lol go out with him ! ha 
lets do the things were not suppose to do :o :] 
USERNAME wait ! i'm already following him ! o_o do i unfollow him , then ? 
after a good day , my dad always gets pissy and ruins my good mood . ya thanks a lot . #wtf 
ive slept 14 hours since last night and im already tired .. #doenstmakesense 😔 😮 😳 
USERNAME that's cool tho ! unlv would be fun . and idek ! :o 
lt- justin is single ..... 😵 😱 😳 👰 💜 
the windy city is almost blowing me away ! #chicago #omg 
#omg no matter how many times i watch #horriblebosses i #lmfao like it's the first time ! ! ! jennifer aniston is a beast ! ! 
norte dame left a wide open hole for boston to go through . #wow #defense ! 
im hearing weird shit . . . alone in my casa ( o.o ) 
USERNAME if anyone asks .. i dont have a twitter o.o capeash ? ! ! 
when people come into my room & don't close my bloody door 😲 😲 🔫💨 
when someone is sitting on car in the school parking lot .. #wtf 
USERNAME i didn’t know you were coming back today :o 
my moms dog would have puppies right now .. o.o 
g . o.o . d . fridays , i hope you have a nice weekend 
you all know how nice of a person i am but this bitch is soo errdumb . i want an investigation done on how she got into this school haha #wow 
he can't be man when he's everyone else's too 😮 
cut myself with a razor blade today in anatomy o.o i had to hide it :3 i need a first aid kit in my car now 
homeless dude comes up to me and asks if my mom and i are a couple #wtf 
omg i just saw a bear . #omg #bear #mammoth #snowing @ the village at mammoth lodge mammoth lakes URL 
if the director of the cia of my country quits because he got caught cheating .... he obviously want a good director of the cia . #wtf #news 
USERNAME :o i'm sure you saw the tweet where i said i have a crush on her ? ! you're breaking girl code dude ! at least wait for a threesome . 
if the director of the cia of my country quits because he got caught cheating .... he obviously wasnt a good director of the cia . #wtf #news 
watching a dr . oz episode with USERNAME about vaginal farts , and even brought in an expert on vagina farts . #wtf ! 
loud trucks that sound good makes my cupcake ice itself 😮 🎂 
don't like having days off .. i'm running out of things to do here 😮 😑 
somethings should not be said on twitter :o sheesuss ! 
USERNAME in salina and still not sure where we r staying #courtyard #jail #wtf 
on the bus and jay throws his gum at me and it lands in my hair then falls down my shirt . haha then our convo about aid's ! #omg #haha 
the basketball players at the gym right now 😮 😘 😘 😘 #love 
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pause why she be discussing me to them irrelevant boys o.o 
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watching my baby nephew ezekiel and watching nick jr with him . :3 the shows are good :o 
that awkward moment when a stranger is stalking you o.o 
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damn actually 4 .... im on a roll o_o no hoe doe 
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bored af ! ! about to start posting random pictures 😯 
shay's ponytail fell off when her & ms . matthews was fighting o_o that shit was too fuckin funnyy . 
ha ! his mom pulled his hair :o . . . well he didn't shut up 🙀 
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USERNAME she told people stuff i didn't even know happened 😮 
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skyping USERNAME while he's on his toilet .. this just got weird . 😯 
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my environmental science mid-term starts in a few min ... o_0 
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USERNAME ; you act like you scared of her 0_o 
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nobody is talking on the bus , its just dead silence o_o 
lol at those girls that just walked in . im just all looking at them like o.o ... 
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smoking and heartache will be the death if me 😲 💔 🚭 
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:o h you don't like me ? i wish i gave a fuck .” 
wtf am i listening to ? o.o lmfao my ears are bleeding 
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chomping at the bit to hear back from this job ..... feel like i've been waiting a month , and it's only been 6days . #wtf ? #getmeoutofthegarden 
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USERNAME what the hell is you name benbutton for ? #random 
gahh im taking all my anger out to USERNAME . im sorry :o 
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my sister disciplining the dog and she's actually listening o.o 
yesterday at school playing around on the mac webcam #crazy #class #bored @ howard high school URL 
USERNAME not bad ... did u fondel enough bodies today :o d 
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so since when is it ok for white ppl to say nigga ? ? ? 0_o 
this song , wow is all i can say . o.o 
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probably going to have to wake up at 5 tomorrow . #omg 
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wassup for 9:00 (; thts when iget out ! :o 
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i hate texting people first because i feel like im bothering them o.o 
i wider if girls amongst themselves brag about their vaginas . :o 
is pearl adopted ? cuz how the fuck do a crab have a damn whale ? o.o 
my grandma just asked if i smoke lol 0_o uhh noo . 
bad luck , or clumsiness . #fml dropping everything . dropped my whole bottle of fresh squeezed carrot juice . tripping &running into walls #wtf 
:o <- ur face when you accidently touch a piece of gum under ur desk . 
penn station post sandy . pretty ridiculous #sandy #crazy #riots #crowded #nofilter # @ new york penn station URL 
they are literally having a live band playing christmas songs in this place o.o (@ h-e-b w/ 5 others) URL 
if u dont know #wtf i been thru then #stfu ....... 
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my sister USERNAME got her arm around me felling on me so #homo o_o lol 
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i just died 😳 😭 😲 🔫 @ myheart <3 URL 
when a botch i don't even fuck with is askin about me o.o 
lately i've been obsessed with bbq chips ... #weird 😳 😑 
they just increased the taxes on ciggs . #cool #goingbroke 😵 
i think it is cuz it's not even thanksgiving yet o_o but oh well just a thought . 
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fuckin around at work ... cause black people do have jobs son <--- #iontknow #random #bored #fala @ taco bell URL 
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i hatee when my bf gets mad about something outside of our relationship and completely takes it out on me . #wtf #bfproblems 
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USERNAME i wonder were she get it from ? ? lol 😯 
well i guess this field trip is okay ! o_o 
USERNAME that is not a good sign ! 0_o i don't think i would learn vietnamese if no one would talk to me ! 
birds talking about other girls being birds ? o_o okay lmao ..... shit is too funny ! 
is being bisexual the new trend or something ? everyone seems to be bisexual now a days o.o 
on wednesday it was 84 degrees and today it was so cold it started to hail ! ? ! o.o its global warmin @ school URL 
USERNAME wanna play with my new pink suction cup toys ? ? ? 😉 😲 
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haywood told me to give montez some to loosing him up o.o 
one of my favs got fired && one of the managers gay :-o 
heaven came down and glory filled my soul . one story is not enough ? #love #wow @ weichert realtors URL 
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usually a person sneezes a couple times in a row but since i was like 13 the minimum is like 12 in a row #random #annoying #gross 
minus the fact that the table corner cunt punted me so hard . i think my vagina is legitamitly bruised ... 😲 
USERNAME haha , what street is it on ? :o 
michigan state and uconn jerseys are way to similar . #wtf 
i've been at this stupid collision shop for over an hour .. how have you had my car for 3 weeks and my dash board doesn't light up #wtf 
is this real life ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ' daniel goddard and bon jovi followed me ! ! ! ! ! 😮 😮 😱 😍 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 #dying #fangirling #omfg URL 
when ur pitbul try's to get in ur lap and puts her paw in ur pocket #wtf . #lol 
i put nail polish remover on one of my nails but not on the rest ? o_o #stupidofmyself 
call me crazy , but at least you called me 0_o 
USERNAME it's funny how i tweeted& then 4 minutes later you tweeted #weird 
my step mom is going out to her friends ans its so dark down here i said goodnight . #omg #dontevencare 
i’m staying in bungalow 1 at the chateau marmont . this doesn’t suck . #omg 
i would loose my fucking make up bag 😡 😒 😔 #wtf #mad 
it sucks how i never get any alone time with you ! ! ! ! #omg #fuck 
taylor swift just followed me . is this real life ! 😵 😭 
USERNAME i have a friend whose father was madiba's buddy and whose husband rescued their son from a shark attack by wrestling it . #random 
so many families at moes o.o too many children . 
my sister said she would skip out on a trip to italy to see five finger death punch .... #wow 
what is going on ? ? ? ? #nervous #omg 
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at fgcu watching USERNAME whoop some ass 😱 😯 😇 😻 👀🔥👍 ❤ @ alico arena URL 
my dad made a facebook :o yea i think the time to deactivate mine has come 
that awesome moment when i just found a sticker in my soup . #wtf 
this lil boy in here bouta get his ass beat .... o_o 
USERNAME ; :o i bet lol . tell her she's rachet ! 
after that small work out i'm tired :o i think i'ma stick to that (: 
mike brown fired ! ! ? ? #crazy ! ! #lakers 
that she likes dimitri kissing her o_o only dad , and maybe me on the cheek can do that 
hahahah @ the two guys that asked us to play mini golf o.o #thoughttheyweregay 
USERNAME yeah yeah that was close a bank right ? :o 
i wanna be like j-lo on the movie enough and beat a nigkas ass #random 
. USERNAME i snapped the same thing this morning . #wtf URL 
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lol why this foo said i look like a gerber baby in the club o_o 
ciahni was looking at me crazy today like ? ? ? o.o 
you just saw me puke , and you have the guts to say i'm making this up ? #stfu #omg 
USERNAME i'm the only one in the library ... hurry o_0 
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yeah girl wasn't a freak till she met me ......... just keep that in mind 😲 
USERNAME dumb . she say i cant date until i get married o.o how do i suppose to find my husband then ? 
ha .. my bro got suspended cuzz he was dancing but his teacher thought he was pelvic thrusting o.o ? 
USERNAME how we sat there & wrote . #crazy . 
i have never seen this side of allison ... omg she is goin #crazy 
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just realizes i only shaved on leg this morning 0_o 
leah just admitted to reading all my messages when shes at home :o :o :o 
so i have no idea what's going on my tl right now ! :o 
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*amen starts playing* me: ahh ! ! ! cierra: o.o 
it's crazy that it doesn't matter whether USERNAME 's ipod is in or mine , we both know each others' songs . #weird #brovibe 
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... west said she remembers me from keesler ! :o she's cute , but i told myself no military girls . 
USERNAME nips just slapped me in the face . 😵 
my friend told me i sound like sexual chocolate o_o lmao . 
mom was actually real close to saying yes when i asked to go to a party tonight :o next time ill just ask her early & do some convincing :-) 
😮 when someone tells off an annoying girl who thinks she's the shit >>>> 
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my dad just are a raw coffee bean .. #gross #wtf 
really just got home and i'm already gettin talked to about having to get a job and pay my caroff . already have 2fuckin jobs #wtf 
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this confession i just read in my dm o_o ... really just shockd mee . 
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kaceys brother told me my dimples are cute 😳 🙊 😯 
these online assignments are fucking bullshit , can we just go back to school already ? #omg #fuckyousandy 
somebody may have talked me into getting an iphone ... o.o 
random check from the school came in the mail for me 😳 thought i got all my financial aid 😮 umm okay 😳 😁 😶 💰 
USERNAME did you grow one over night or something ? :o tell me your story . 
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i catch myself making the weirdest faces when i'm thinking or trying to focus o.o 
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#sofull 😵 thanks USERNAME for the lovely dinner 😘 😍 🍛🍤🍴🍷 
i think emilio just gave gave me a weed brownie o_0 
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somebody keeps firing gun shots by my house ! #wtf 
was totally supposed to save my leftover chili's for trenton .... but uh ... i got hungry . o.0 
USERNAME you me and USERNAME gotta go eat one sometime :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME my bad lmfao i thought that was u 0_o hahah sowwy 
USERNAME my brother ;) lol #butseriously 0_o im making him ! 
whenever i'm on youtube it freezes every 5 seconds and never plays . #wtf 
what #oomf is doing right now o.o she tryna get me killed ? ? lml 
my room has no windows :o and its hella scary and cold wht if a vampire comes 
this guy sitting infront of me has pauly d hair , but he's a damn ginger ..... #weird 
i wanna buy someones soccer shirt & someone elses hoodie . :o 
can't wait to get home and eat my china food ... but i'm also craving a choc covered banana #weird #fatty 
i haven't been able to consume more than like 500 calories a day and its not even a conscious decision #wtf 
USERNAME now it's time to work on that madden game 😮 😏 
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you already graduated and still goin to high school parties #wtf ... you will never catch me at a high school party after i graduate #quoteme 
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USERNAME ; alright then i'll tell her ! *screams* ( you ratchet ] . :o 
wow they put ludacris in a jason aldean song ? #fail #wtf #notokay #thatstheshitidontlike #letcountrystaycountry 
made it through a hurricane and nor'easter with power . but just lost it #weird #nolights 
dang seems like no one's going out today ! :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME they're just low cause they're big o_o 
i remember telling my dad to embrace his mistakes .. he cried then hugged me & my brother both . o_o 
what do i wanna do tonight . nothing . my feet hurt . i do want some gum though #random 
USERNAME looking assgirl ill really make yo lilass madd . ( o.o ) 
... went inside mcdonalds and qave the female 2 o.o o and she qave mee 27. oo dollas back , and the 2 burqer and shake . #thuqqin lmfao ! ! ! 
just saw a fucking grown ass man use the women's restroom .... #wtf #creep 
don't like how everyone can see where i am when i tweet #omg ! ! ! 
why the hell is there an alarm clock going off in my bathroom ? #thefuck #weird 
of course now the storms over the power goes out .. #wtf 
USERNAME i have friends who are freshman at western , and their friends found out we are cousins , know these boys want my number ? ? ? #wtf 
if i had a words to describe that hoe ... #psycho #creeper #tf #weird #stalker 
it feels like it's 10 o'clock to me ! #wow 
USERNAME emm you're a lesbian now ? ! 😮 ... jk ❤ 
is chanti still having that thing tonight for her birthday ? :o USERNAME 
USERNAME lmfao no mames ! ! ! ! ! :o 
shit gets awkward when you no longer have feelings for some one o_0 
when dudes think your flirting with them when really your just being nice . o_o 
😳 😁 😵 😬 😮 😑 😐 😶 very bored lml 
USERNAME USERNAME might be on spike tv for cod :o i'm praying . URL 
i've been in a really weird mood all day long . o_o 
memphis cool , but #htown is better ... minnesota nice , but it's #flint forever #random #truu 
nasty shit ever old boy not snot dripping down his nose and not his dentures on the floor 😵 😲 😖 
i'm so full o_0 , time for a nap lol 
USERNAME USERNAME something tells me i know who this is about 😮 😬 
oh hey USERNAME it's really nice to me you . i mean everything i've been told about you has been a lie . 😂 #wtf 
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USERNAME mr . maynard ! if i didn't know better i would say your flirting with me :o gasp ! 
lil sister tells me that u be goin threw my shit like #wtf have some #respect dnt be goin threw my closet or drawers 😠 
if men were smart they'd listen to country music 247. take notes 😯 
USERNAME that was the stupidest thing of my lifee .. for a damn water pressure thing ? ! #wtf 
today's #wtf from #apple #ipad on update page: p2. softwareupdatespage . title 
come to think of it i haven't received flowers in a loonngg time :o lol the honeymoon is over 
cause u air bned lols .... up lols ..... i can control u boi lols ..... gosh o_o its too strong lols ... let go lols .. 
this will be the first friday night that i stay at the apartment &we moved in 2 months ago 😯 #crazyshit 
this lady beside me said she's not eating because her husband ordered before her #wtf 
really liking politics as a possible career choice after the navy ... 😯 
woow :o ? ? ? ? rt USERNAME USERNAME fuck USERNAME 
everytime i come to the south side i'm always so nervous i'm gonna get pulled over 😮 
my mom's so proud that i'm dding tonight #oneinalifetime 🙊 😮 👏 😄 
its only 7 ? ! it feels like 10 #wtf 
woke up thinking i had to start getting ready for school . 0.o 
haven't heard from nor held a conversation with USERNAME for the longest o.o 
USERNAME mee too ^-^ what are you gonna wear ? :o 
this guy came up to me in walgreen's today , shook my hand , introduced himself , then asked me if i wanted to go smoke pot with him . o_o #fb 
i swear i just seen the jeepers creepers truck on my dirt road 😮 😦 
good lord porter maberry aka USERNAME can hop ... 😮 he's got springs ! 
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i swear the weirdest people message me on facebook o.o 
USERNAME umm i dont know if you hadnt noticed but we didnt ... we got 50 wings .... o_0 
crazy lady on south street told me to put my phone down , go meet boys , and have sex and whispers to me that i'm cute .... no thanks ... #weird 
how you talking bout sonebody hair and your shit cant even go into a ponytail o.o 
american apperal is in chrlotte ! ! ! ! :o <3 33333333 
whoa i just woke up from a nap and all of a sudden i'm going out :o 
i can't believe my big sis is getting married sunday ! ! #crazy 
USERNAME youre seeing tbs ? ! ? ! ? ! ? :o :o 
USERNAME *realizes im smiling too hard ... #staleface 0_o #toolate 
i seriously think someone peed in the girls bathroom sink at work ... #wtf #dbag 
3:53 *msg coworker question* 3:54*coworker goes inactive* 5:55 *i ask boss* 5:57 *boss comes back with coworkers answer* #wtf #iseehowitis 
USERNAME for real ? :o i'm gonna have to pop your thai cherry hahaha 
USERNAME haah i literally had a laugh attack sitting on the couch & i fell off and my mom was just sitting there like ..... o.o 
me: mom i'm going to a party mom: who's when where why ? how ? #wtf 
USERNAME :o then why u give her your number ? poor girl 
3:53 *msg coworker question* 3:54*coworker goes inactive* 3:55 *i ask boss* 3:57 *boss comes back with coworkers answer* #wtf #iseehowitis 
you know just chillin in the band room during pre-game ... #wtf 
that moment on friday when everybody decides to load you down with work at 2:15 and you don't look at the clock again til 4:15 o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME someone saw someone coming . obviously , not patreaus' wife . nobody was coming there , not even nate ... that we know of o_o 
last year at this time i had a great boyfriend . my first true love . now ? he hates me & is back with his ex , one of my friends now .. #wow 
elise been sleep for a min now , which means when i decide to lay down she'll be wide awake 0_o 
seriously who brings an ipad to the bar #wtf #stop 
USERNAME where u at frankfurt ? ? don't do it ! u'll walk out wit no balls . o_o 
when people tell me i got big thighs i ask myself , is that a good or bad thing o_o lol 
did i really just have an emotional break down for no reason ? #canttakeit #wtf 
my little brothers friend been at my house since 2 ! :o 
i saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today .. o.o lol 
she looked like she knew what she was doing though 0.o 
lol i get in trouble for not having friends over . #wtf #ihatethisfuckingfamily 
USERNAME o.o . now that's an invitation i could get into real trouble with . especially if my innuendo is too short . 
i hate seeing these tweets with different languages && im lookin like 0_o ? ? 
they have a words with friends board game 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 
reading the whole candyman movie plot . wtf ? o.o ... let's watch it > :) 
USERNAME lol do what makes you happy big momma ! &cool ! :d never been there ! :o 
in pain ... anesthesia made me emotional ... this is #weird 
USERNAME oh shit :o you don't stand a chance ! lol ..... 
USERNAME hace ejercicio :o yo no muevo ni un pie cuando hay educacion fisica jajajajajjaaj , me hago la pendeja ahi . 
i be scared when the air come back &shut my door #weird 
USERNAME just wondering umm do yuh know how to drive yet . ? ? #random . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME um ... am i lost or y'all moved on me ? o_o 
USERNAME i swear you see alot of wrecks 0_o .... 
USERNAME lmfao #played her ass ! imagine she follow you on twitter :o lmao sadiee 
if a 6 year old child shoot another 6 yr old child should he get put up for trial #random 
trying to get a kitten out of my dash . #omg #catladyproblems 
USERNAME :o many white people have f in spanish ! ! ! i know tht ;) 
soo now that i have 100+ followers on instagram i get spam comments -_- #wtf 
#tweetaturnon guys who play the guitar . soo hot #omg 
watch me pop these skittles , then i go bizerk ! o.o 
USERNAME it's dark and freezing and i'll get stolen :o 
USERNAME wait what ? ! where do you go toto school now ? ! :o but thats cool 
i'm following three people that has a beanie in their twitcon . #random 
where do they get the for ink master ? #wtf 
ive just realized that ive been sober for almost 2 months #wow 
kfc got rid of their popcorn chicken ? ! ? ? ? #wtf #pissed #boycotting 
USERNAME enserio ? un colegio de monjas ? .... :o 
USERNAME evelyn is cheating on me with kimberly ! :o 
if i want u and u want mi .... #amimissingsomethinghere because i see everything perfectly clear :o 
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lol , honestly . listening to the police talk creep me out when it comes to my area . o.o 
i love how right after i leave vegas you talk about relationships again . #wow 
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USERNAME why they close in the first place ? i heard they got caught selling cooked cats 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 
i need to be in da wiic ! but i heard its dry asf on da block o.o 
USERNAME this sounds crazy but i would get a tattoo of you dressed like that but maybe it's cause i'm watching ink master right now 😯 
lmao she said i was having technical difficulties ! o.o 
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so oomf told me they had nutt on they butt o_o just nasty lls 
it's too cold , in my bed under the cover , but my fan still on #crazy 
USERNAME why are you mad when i speak the truth ? 😮 
omg .... my twitter is like spazzing out just tweeting weird things o.o 
nikia is the dumbest bitch i knoe .. but idk she always tell me some real shit #random 
my 7 year old sister has leggings . not cool . #wtf 
my grandma is harassing everyone who works at the red stag because the table is to big ! #wtf 
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*pushes marry in the lake* julie :o h youre drowning ? you cant swim ? sorry didnt know .. bye ! " USERNAME USERNAME 
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people amaze me . how can someone be so unappreciative ? #wow 
USERNAME you're a november baby too ? omg guess what ! ! my birthday is next saturday ... i'll be 22 :o #imgettingold #scorpios 
USERNAME that's what my mom texted me lol fort wayne is clear #weird 
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USERNAME i swear to god if any of your titty juice touches me while we're here ...... 😵 
i swear i thought i turned my locations off ? o_o in a minute i'm a block her ass ! 
so this dude walked up to me an was like an i'm like 0_o umm *walking away* 
yeah this just happened ... #omg #dying 😍 @ warehouse live URL 
there going to be paving my road again tomorrow , which means i again wont be able to leave/go to my house , wonderful ... #wtf 
USERNAME can't you just let me forget about that ? 😵 😵 
idk why but capital letters bother me so much especially when theyre used in my name…. #weird #ocd 
i loved this lady i just talked to on the phone , she was such a bitch would have loved to punch her i the face ! ! 👊 😮 
i just heard baba name on the radio o.o he won tickets to see somebody lol 
i gave away half a pack of cigs today , i'm becoming grossed out by them :o 
that's how you kno i love her cuz i damn sure don clean for anyone else lbvs 0.o 
o.o rt USERNAME this nigga said tea is the cure for aids lmao 
i never got what massive attack by nicki was about o.o 
alex stowell just asked me for a hug . #wtf #weird 
"USERNAME no one :o USERNAME lier ! is it that girl we were talking about pe ? 
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i loved this lady i just talked to on the phone , she was such a bitch would have loved to punch her in the face ! ! 👊 😮 #hoe 
congrats ... whitney ? ❓🎈❌ #whothehellareyou ? #uhhnotmyname #wtf #sodidigetin ? #awkward @ thanks ole miss ? URL 
weird how i am sore just trying to walk through the hallways at school but i can choreograph just fine ..... #wtf ? 
i want some project-x shit to happen ! #forreal #crazy 
“USERNAME she is like licking my dresser ... #wtf #shessocreepy ! URL dat ass 
i still dont understand why he be acting rude towards me o_o 
"USERNAME what girl ? o.o USERNAME the one they were saying about your tweet ? 
-brian #wtf this is what they teach in 1st grade now ? ! 
right about now , the funk show brother ! #wtf #imshot 
😯 so in california if you take weed pills its legal but if you smoke it its illegal ? tf 😳 
ok , i'm not really not sure what's going in here .... #crazy #lovethatbaby @ wendy's URL 
i wonder of that rumor i heard was tru ? ? ? o_o i couldn't see oomf doing that ! 
this guy that just checked in has a chinchilla as a pet o_o 
my heart dropped this lil baby juss called me daddy o.o i was like i ain't ya daddy ............... am i ? lmao 
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am i really a size small shirt and 32 pants ? :o #allmyclothesaretoobig 
#random #bathroom #selfie #school #tattoo #back #ink #inked #love #brown #hair #followme @ athens district highschool URL 
today might be the worst day i've had in a while #nothingsgoingright #wtf #thisdayneedstoend 
remeber when you had the orgy umber in rl o_o xd your parwents came home in the middle pftt xd d 
USERNAME shit , you was acting like it in 2nd period o.o 
omg , lexi was making that comment towards my nigga o.o #messytweet 
stick to your guns is so hardcore and inspiration . 😯 
it would be lovely if all these bitches would sit their assess down to where you could actually see . #wtf 
when a 22 year old trys talking to you on facebook .. #ewno #wtf 
USERNAME ; no i didnt ;) it's shit cant happened :o 
wayne n drake > kanye & anybody n g . o.o . d music 
emily , hold your head up . everything will be okay no matter what . i have to look in the mirror and tell myself that sometimes :o 
USERNAME aw well i wasnt invited lol usually i b the first person briana tell bout a club but u know 0_o 
im dha type of nigga , if i really love my girl ill take ha too get ha nails & toes done #random 
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i just cursed in front of my mama , but she ain't hear it o_o 
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childish females playing on my phone grow up shoryy o_o 
good thing we got here early , i guess . theater sold out . o_o 
lol i did this in all my classes it was cold today :o ! <3 @ centennial high school URL 
i've heard random ass footsteps at my internship today and this is what i just found 😯 URL 
USERNAME :o ! it better not be what im thunking about young lady . >.< 
when someone type something that makes no sense << like this 0_o -.- then get mad when i dont reply 
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qashaun . <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< stop calling me and texting me ! you didn't want me when i wanted you so go drink bleach . ✌ 😵 🍺 
currently watching the dvd that came with USERNAME they're only chasing safety cd #omg 
the picture oomf just sent me o_o . omg , lmao 
you would think someone just got shot in front of her the way she screams 😵 🔫 
oh lawd you know she done went all teh way to teh other side now she singing frank ocean o_o 
sitting in the barbershop watching bet and trey songz is really sounding like r kelly #wtf #original #not 
USERNAME idk how to check my messages on my phone :o send it anyway ill figure it out ! 
when ur not home and ur guy friend is playing bball with ur bro ..... #wtf USERNAME 
someone text me before i die of boredom . 😲 
how does it happen after my leg workouts my thighs become bruised ? ! #wtf ! 
USERNAME oh , i'm totally disregarding specs of any sort . jolteon attracts me with its aura :o 
waited in line at starbucks for over 6 minutes & they said it was on them . #omg #sosweet USERNAME 
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oh you know on a hayride getting a lap dance 😲 😏 URL 
when you are texting and walking , and all of the sudden you catch yourself standing still texting for some reason o.o 
having to use the fan on high in november ! #weird #warm #november @ torgerson compound URL 
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i'm at a pool party in november . #crazy #teenagers 
oh . noez ! ! ! USERNAME i got to you at like 5:12. maybe some other time . i hope i didn't make anyone in the warehouse mad . 0_o 
i don't even know why i let it bother me that much ... ? its not like its even a big deal . #wtf is wrong with me lmao . 
USERNAME i dnt do spank wire i do brazzers lol its more classy ! ahh ill 😵 
i look at people's tweets and think to myself damn i just saw someone on twitter/facebook say that a couple hours ago ? o.o 
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so my mom comes home loaded with candy ... expecting us not to eat it .. bahaha . nice joke mom o.o ;$ 
USERNAME no remember when i asked you to go ice skating and you faked when you said you was lol . monday ? o.o everyone's going friday 
so don't put your folded clothes away in the drawer but don't put the folded clothes away for you ... #wtf 
mike erhmantaut and ron swanson in parks and rec . omg omg omg omg . #omg 
USERNAME USERNAME :o viví en una mentira toda mi vida , entonces podemos ratonear en el monumental :) 
swerve rt USERNAME just lost my bombay virginity . 😝 😵 
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seriosly 6ths graders drinking vodka ? ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME dude we should start a trend doin that . :o 
USERNAME :o .... uthought i was gonna go get you ! 
why does everyone want to talk to me today ? can't you tell i'm in a bitchy mood ? 😡 #wtf 
when i drink a lot , people start to look #weird . after i'm sober , they look #weirder . 
doctor USERNAME let me play his flute for the show o.o 
USERNAME lmfao , you always tryna caatch somebody .. idc , you caught me o.o lol . 
my mom wrote in my baby book that i was 10 months when a dog barked @ me & i barked back & she wrote o_o lmbo 
these 2 days will be the longest i've gone without seeing him in 3 months :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME aurora goes to norris 5 and fumbles . #theserefsfromnorris ? #omg 3 left in 1st 
awkward dinner date with USERNAME this time she has to be the guy though . #ourlives #weird 
i need a drink . or two . or ten . or a hundred . yeahh im in that kinda mood ! :o 
hate when i say no and they do the opposite ugh makes me want to smack them in the head :o 
if i unfollow somebody , will i stop recieving their spam dms ? :o 
it's like hecka mentally challenged people here ... i wonder if its a group or something o.o 
that would still add up to like 40. 30% of 41 ish , = 29. + 10ish for dorms :o 
just spent the past 3 hours doing sound for a 1 hour dress rehearsal . o_o #dyinghere #needahug 
#omg i swear i have the #sweetestboyfriend in the #wholewideworld he #loves to #spoil me .. 
USERNAME really ? :o but thanks i guess 😌 😁 
1 episode of hoarders , when they were cleaning this lady's house out , they found a dead cat under all of the junk . o.o 
USERNAME lolol , that's what'll help you decide ? :o 
pick a time pick a place close your eyes and walk this way i'll be there #random 
crying in front of my boss , the ceo and svp hr right after to speaking the native toungue (tagalog) with a trainee in japan about life . #wow 
did lil wayne say ? wtf .. lmao . o.o 
USERNAME oh thts not tht bad . where'd u get this one ? o.o 
warning: over consuming alcohol will make you think you are sexy when you are not . o_o 
philanthropist with the dick giving it to the needy chicks . #wow 
USERNAME better better ! ♥ :) who do you love ? :o 
they trying to tell me that my babe is a battybwoy o.o 
if you ainn have no g . o.o . d pussy , bitch i'll kill you . 
stressed to the max ... but feelin alright about it ... o.o ? ... this stress necklace works o.o 
wtf ! i just got a threatening call ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME 0_o ohh lol . well yours may be better lol ... 
my grandpa gave me a new pair of keys . he says if i lose this one , he has the right to cut off a piece of my ear & got witnesses o_o 
vini falo da minha gata ela começou a bater na porta pra eu abrir o.o ai do nada ela começa miar e corre pra sala , oi ? 
:o that's not good at all i'm gonna visit u 2morrow 
the best of riri ! ! #rihannanavy #crazy #riri #albumcovers #beauty #diamond ✊ @ in a tree 🐒 URL 
just heard about a local church that doesn't allow congregation members to stand up or lift their hands in worship . #wow #gayy 
USERNAME i saw you today just to tell you like i was looking at the bleachers and saw you some how :o 
#iwillneverunderstand why boys/girls cheat on their girlfriend/boyfriend with someone who's ugly af ! 😲 
new main entry at crisler . yes , the m is on a 3-story waterfall . who doesn't have that in their facility ? #wow URL 
lolol love when people say they'll talk to you later but they end up not doing so .. fuck that . #wtf #confused 
o_o w . e ....... u little nasty boi lols ... im not paying u no mind lols ... cause its a person so hope off for ur game in ur body when u get back 
kudos to our quarterback , but its kind of sad when you are the only one making yard gains for your team . #wow also #awfulrefs 
i can't believe that thanksgiving is so close ! :o 
1 hour later and still can't roll a friggen sock bun .. #wtf 
lol too afraid to leave me room to go get food cause my mom screamed at me earlier o.o 
knock , knock .... go fuck yourself ! 😝 😝 😂 😂 😲 me doing #standup at the #balloonmastershow ! ! #flashadam @ the onyx URL 
USERNAME that's what i was thinking ! 😮 weird 😂 
everybody wana be bout that life till they life get took .. 😲 🔫 
i am hyped up on ginger snap cookies and black coffee ( 0.o ) 
just walked in to hear vedera jammin through the aisles . USERNAME #satisfy #crazy #aweshum @ tj maxx URL 
USERNAME thankful my family finally has their power back . drove grandma home , got on our street and it looks like a tornado hit . #crazy 
was super excited until my mom said i'm going first o.o i'm literally shaking 
is it weird my mom called the new USERNAME new cd cover 'pretty' 0.o 
my phone just went over capacity . #wtf i have 16 gb 
#replacebandnameswithtampon ..... only in america would this be a tt #wtf ...... classy real classy 
wassup with my parents calling my brother & i marijuaneros though ? tf ? o.o 
USERNAME i would .. but i don't have a phone ! i got home and no one is here :o text my sister and ask her where they are please 
okay the camera work in this scene is making me dizzy o.o 
knock , knock .. go fuck yourselves ! 😝 😝 😂 😂 😲 my first attempt at #standup at the #balloonmastershow ! @ the onyx URL 
this nigga did not just buy the 2 litter grey goose bottle o.o #itsgoingdowntpnight 
USERNAME pero no soy fresa ! :o o soy chingonaa;d xd d 
i wish twitter would quit trynna kill #eminem .... gosh what he ever do to yall ? ? ? o_o 
i have a food baby .. this shirt doesn't help either o.o 
the guy is bipolar af in the avengers . the other guy was the hulk . o.o 
6:42 ? ! could have sworn it was 9:00 o_o 
i fit into a size small lab coat at work , what the hell ? :o 
i wonder how it is to have drunk sex ? 😏 😳 😁 😲 🍺🍻 
it's friday , how is there nothing to do ... #wtf 
why did i just get the worst feeling in my stomach ? #weird #feelslikesomethingswrong 
#suite #a #thethrist is real tonight #wow - wondering eyes; already ready to go *cough* (@ philips arena) URL 
good . <3 she can meet my mom if she has too . :o 
16 degrees and sunny on sunday ! enjoy it folks , because old man winter is on his way . #canadianweather #crazy 
whaat to get my 2 year old niece for her birthday ... o_o .. i haz no idea . 
the duke symbol is him .. rt USERNAME coach k look just like a ! especially his nose lol #random 
the smell of burnt synthetic hair 😲 no . ew . i do not miss this smell 
200 views on URL today ? o.o thanks guys ! ! 
oh how i forgot how much i love twitter o.o 
oh let the trouble begin ! #crazy #6months #toohyper #allovertheplace #crazy #loveher @ home sweet home URL 
could have sworn i saw USERNAME in san francisco today but then i realized that chick went pretty enough 😯 
if he can't even take care of himself what's makes you think his ready to take care of you ! yeah think about it . 😯 
she talking about girls already saying they like girls at a young age ... like they know what they want lmao okayy .. o_o 
USERNAME try and hit me fool , ill drop an old dude ! ! 👊💪 😵 
dis dude just at the end of his driveway having a campfire #wtf 
wait , what ? you're joking .... right ? ? ? ? o_o <------ my response to everything my trainer told me to do today lol 
#repost cor akaward o_o and mee ☺ 😁 #celebratingsiaras19birthday @ wow cafe URL 
i just got invited to a club by a stranger sorry i'm not 18 hahaha #wow #thisiswhathappenswhenimwithdad 
USERNAME yay ! ! ! :d dude i'm in a really good mood ... like extremely ... o_o 
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bubba ate jalapeños like a straight gee ... & he's 2 :o 
cuz sed dat ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! noo ! ! ! ! ! ! ! not even ! ! ! ! ! ! 😱 😧 😮 😵 
#repost chels & mee ; it looks like i was biting my lip doesn't it ? ! akaward o_o @ wow cafe URL 
so ready for tonight :) no repeat of last time but anytime i go out with USERNAME & USERNAME i take a few puffs :o #smh lol 
hoy me dieron 20 unfollows o.o putos e . e 
broke my board after my first rail trick #wtf #fail #almost #doubleimpact #broke #new #brandnew #f @ shitty URL 
ain't no way hell i would clean any of those houses on hoarders 😷 😵 
so i have no internet in my room . #wtf 
omfg ! you know theres a cici's pizza it has your name ! ! ! ! :o USERNAME 
USERNAME ooh . no you didnt ! *does crip walk* :o 
i have friends that bring my self esteem down #wow #thatsokay 
USERNAME o.0 ! ! your avi and header .. yum 
did this guy just call me perfect ? :o omg u do not knoe my story 
a baseball player rt USERNAME y'all seriously didn't know who sosa was ? o_o " 
USERNAME quee ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
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“USERNAME 2013 will be the first year not to contain a repeating digit since 1987." #mindblown #crazy 
i'm gonna go pick up my nephews , i'm lowkey nervous cause i always got my mom or someone with me when i drive lol o.o 
my eyes are so heavy . i hate it . 😲 
my moms friend talks to my mom for hours o.o like wtfuucckk . 
they're at least 200 tvs in this place ! #crazy 
some girl that i hardly know came up to me and told me she had a wierd dream about me . . . o.o 
she said she was gon suck my dick from the back i ain't neva feel nothin like before o.o 
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why would anyone ever give USERNAME her license ... #insane #wow 
this nigga said the lakers goin be #1 or #2 in the west lol they got the worst record in the west right now 😂 😂 😂 i'm dead 😲 😵 😂 
then she makes this face like 😯 , and we both start laughing . 😂 😂 😂 
haha ok . i give up 😵 i'll just do homework . 
did dickie v just say he likes going to jay z and beyonce concerts ? #wtf 
when your grandmother plus fudge randomly out of her purse ! #random 
texting in bed . phone falls on my face . 💥 😲 
USERNAME omg yayayayayayayy ! ! ! ! ! im so happy for you two ! ! :d :d :d <-- that face ... o_o but anyway aww 
i wonder if me and #oomf are talking about the same person o.o 
#wtf are people #retarded ? ? #gym #petpeaves . #rackyourshit ! ! @ east bank club URL 
é impressionante eu com vini tava muito amigos ai chego a beta a gente começo a pegar na porrada o.o kk serio 
also . i was holding straws in a triangle around my face . o_o 
im standing in line next to malia obama omg 😳 😱 😱 😱 😵 
#iwillneverunderstand why mr . krabs daughter is a whale o.o 
my cousin and his wife are mutual friends w/ one of jen delonge's friends ! omg :o 
pitt can take notre dame to overtime but get killed by uconn #wtf 
oh my goodness , i've had an absolutely wild day today ! and i'm more than ready for it to be over with . o_o 
i jus walked in da house to 4 babies o.o 
i'm sick at work . i started working at 5 and only an hour has gone by #wtf i am #miserable 
me & USERNAME yo dad leave yet ? me: yeah him: where he go ? me :o ut he a hoe ! him:na he a pimp named slick back ! #imweak #bestfriendconvos > 
dental fluorosis :o ccurs when kids (<8yrs) consume a lot fluoride , from any source , over a long time when teeth are forming . minimize intake ! 
exhausted but gonna force myself to do abs anyway #routine #commitment #saveme #crazy 
o sea yo ? ashley maria ortiz rosario ? ? ? o.o o.o 
USERNAME forgot how weird #cartoons were as a kid .... #crazy 
getting all these spam dms . <<< #omg #leavemealone #spamsomeoneelse 
oh my gosh ...... lady vols got beat . by utc . 😮 😶 😦 
USERNAME ! :o , where were you after school ;o lol 
this is possibly the best shift ever and it had the greatest surprise ever #wow #iloverl 
new bottle beer at fa :o esterstout from scheldebrouwerij in meer , belgium . excellent oyster stout URL 
USERNAME otay ! same here ! i'm naked though . o_o 
USERNAME at first i was like wtf i never remember following a old man with a hairy beard o.o lmao then i noticed it was you . hahah 
toured furman today . it is by far the most beautiful campus i have been too . #wow 
i need to escape from this house ! its friday ! o_o 
awkward moment when i get my period in the middle my bc pack 😮 😑 #dafuq 
so scared sitting in my car at the movie theater by myself . never ever doing this again . #omg 😖 😢 👎 
USERNAME but not in escambia county , home of the texans of USERNAME (margin of victory = 30,000 votes ! ) #omg 
i know where i’m spending my new year’s eve ! kendrick lamar has a show in santa ana 😵 😁 URL 
my brother won student of the month :o <3 #proud #sister (: 
lmmfao horrible rt USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i know o_o its soo hard tho lol 
don't break anybody's heart , they have only one… break their bones , they have 206. #lmao #funny #lol #wow #bones 
ohhkay i've seen 5 strippers so far and one of em was white n she was makin it clap :o 
not being able to get my iphone until february . < #wow #angry 
#random USERNAME tells me i have add .. lol .. i say no , i just cant sit still for too long 
USERNAME being the new kid aint even that bad lol oh yeah like uncle roman :o 
#omg #teddy & #gresean lame ass over here beefing it up 
i'm a little bit of devil with my angle eyes #blueeyes #beautiful #fun #crazy #wannaloveu 
the #awkward moment when your sitting in the room with two people who are making out . like how can you be so #ignorant . #rude #ew #wtf 
huh my phone glitches out hella bad just now :o o.o 
USERNAME well they is , one lookin at him & the other one lookin at o_o 
snapple fact and birth control reminder both had to do with new york today .... and we are in new york ...... #weird #freaky 
but forreal though .. why did that little girl know about magic mike ? 0_o #uncgstrolloff 
party is just beginning :) ) #spooklight #ihop #danceparty #crazy USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i love skating & if i found a cute and fun girl who likes to sk8 i would be in love <3 :o 
i don't understand the don't judge me video 😮 😱 😳 
don't know if i wanna do anything or see anyone tonight .. well there is one person 😮 
umm 2 cops stopped me while i was walking in umami burger , and tried to scare me ? like ... what ? #weird 
that extremly awkward moment when one direction follows you on instagram o.o 
nosé cuando llegue a tener 8.1 k tweets o.o osea . 
USERNAME your high school is 30x worse than west oso ! ! every ones twerkin ! ! ! even the fans 0_o there celebrating but losing 35-0 wth ! ? ? 
your telling everyone about me and turning all my friends against me ..... okay #wow #loset 
the lady who just came through drive thru <<< #weird 
hey don't fuckin' me bro ! ! #random convos you hear outside a liquor store ... 
call me insane if i wind up coming to your house just so we can do p90x #wow am i that crazy 
just turned my location on .. i wonder where twitter says that i am ! o.o 
both of the speakers in my car work ? ! 😮 when did this happen ? ! 
i'll be hitting up art and soul a little later , hopefully i'm not to late o_0 
i was asked by three guys if i masturbate ... all of them stared at me waiting for my response 😲 
i swear .. there has to be more 8th graders going to formal than there is freshman ... #wtf 
not replying to my snapchats or text messages ? that's cool too . 😮 
crazy how something happens and boom within the next minute it's as if it never did #wtf ? 
USERNAME i know ! ! ! yes i am watchin #crazy both the race and rumors so to speak ... 
USERNAME yeah .. um hi . i exist ya know .. :o 
literally the scariest thing that has ever happened to me ! #ishouldbedead #adrenalinerush #wow . with USERNAME USERNAME and nae ! 
#oomf just tweeted , you'd think they were subtweeting but they don't follow each other #weird 
day 9 dinner #evening #night #dinnertime #like #celebration #fun #cool #wow @ two georges waterfront grille URL 
USERNAME so i'm funny ? 😮 i know . i never take shit serious . i'm always laughing . i'm immature anything #else 
people are in such a rush tonight lol #slowdown 😮 
so much sushi . so much yogurt land . 🍷🍜👲 😵 
USERNAME hold on , lemme ask my mom if my texting is off o.o 
why is my twitter tweeting about weight loss ? #wtf #spam 
USERNAME haha . it itch's o_o i like it though lol 
lmao ! my mom just used the word ratchet ... the right way ... o.o my mom is the coolest . 
do mix your kool aid with mine . :o mine is cherry , yours is grape , they don't go together . 
#repost USERNAME #lmfao #lol #random #bored #mexicanproblems #toms @ fivebelow 🏫 URL 
holy crap #ghostadventures some lady was pushed so forcefully her nose bone jutted out thru her face ! #wtf 
did somebody really just poke me on facebook ? #weird 👉 😒 
i have never seen the library this empty in my life ! #ghosttown #wtf 
USERNAME she said she doesn't hit on little boys :o 
USERNAME told his mom over the phone .. wtf ? ! ? :o 
oh no it's one of those nights where everything is hilarious 😮 
really hate how many cars have come in and out of the driveway #wtf i live in the ghetto this is #sketch 
USERNAME aw , cute shit . c: angie's mom let her go ? o.o woah . & as much as i wish i could say i hate him , i cant ... 
passing by a maximum security prison . o.o scaary ! #creepy #justpassingthrough #dontmindus 
awesome ! haha rt USERNAME totally saw deer fighting and a coyote just now . 😵 
USERNAME omg ! :o i'm going to message you ! 
USERNAME fuxk you ! ! i was eating ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME hmm :o , rlly ? but that shit goes in roaming all the time . 
... apparently he did get my dilly bar . o_0 
USERNAME #bodylife i love the words , pleasure and will :o ) he delights in us ! 
let's go #crazy crazy crazy 'till we see the sun ! party time ! #newyork 
who goes to work and leaves without a bloody lip ? not this guy . #wtf #rule1 
this nigga said bury him inside the booty store ? ? ? 0_o ? ? ? 
USERNAME and the reason for that is ............. uhmm ...... uhh o_o 
i miss ma baby ! . . & i was just w/ him yesterday . #crazy . 
my cat is ripping apart my room .. climbing under my dressers , opening the drawers , and taking shit out of them . #wtf #insanelittlebitch 🐱 
USERNAME USERNAME oh . my . fucking . god :o 
USERNAME USERNAME i can't remember the last time i used an umbrella ? #random 
lol me and this girl is having a full blown convo she asked me whats wrong i say im pregnant dont tell anyone ... lol i get no reply :o lol 
i wish nia would stop singin on myy tl o_0 ... . lol 
USERNAME haha yeah i know ! but just haven't tried it ! :o 
USERNAME no no no thank youu haha :d haha ikr we had a great time (: and we arnt even in a sport season ! ! ! #omg (; 
that awkward moment where i'm listenin to pop that as i read this 0_o 
USERNAME only like 3 hours though , so whatever . who else is going ? :o 
me , jealous of you ? #haha #totally ? #wtf 
i am not the type to be caught in the woods during the night .... so if i die , it was nice knowing you all .. 😢 😵 
i want a huge bowl of fruit salad . #random 
uh , gr ? #face #random #weird @ nana & nano's crib URL 
USERNAME lol mm ohh :o ! annd i used to hoop but not anymore 
wait how does mr . craps from spongebob have a daughter thats a whale o.o like wtf .-. 
for anyone twatching shit i put on my page is random ... it's jus #random ! ! ! so stop fuckin twatching ! ! ! ! #heated ! ! ! 
USERNAME haha well i think i'm gonna be swollen when i go back :o 
i bought sheryl the most expensive balloons for her birthday . #random 
on some high shit i jus took an oreo cookie & dipped it in chocolate frosting :o 
#4 is looking aalot more explosive this year ... #wow #stacked #fuckit #hoosiernation ! ! ! ! ! 
#sometimesiwonder if i have a hidden talent i dont know about :o 
#whatif i never broke up with you ; would we still be going out . ? :o 
john from williamsburg wants you to know that he has enough honest tea and oranges to last him through ten sandys . URL #wtf 
my birthday is in 60 days . #countdown o1 :o 8:97 ♥ 
i don't understand how people were wearing shorts and a t shirt and flip flops #wtf 
:o ahh my head hurts everytime i think about that :c i didnt diserve that . 
#sharktank is definitely on my bucket list want be see a great white up close and personal ! ! #crazy 
wtf . how does my car always get struck by lightning ? ? #weird 
one word will describe my night and entertainment tonight #wow and this cost money to get in ? ? 
why did i wait this long to to watch magic mike #omg #icant 
USERNAME i think itstuesday night 935 its spanish night . my home girl b goin .. o.o 
staying home 😬 to cold to go out ! 😯 
woaah i just realized that on biggies song , he says but he died in '97 :o 
USERNAME one year we had 7 christmas trees up ! 🎄 #crazy 
USERNAME cus i was gunna roll w the twins but they left . :o . so i'm just gunna chill out here/: 
USERNAME that's cool :) and i'm chillin cuz i worked today . you going by yourself ? :o 
USERNAME you expect me to go down stairs and bring it to you ? :o 
i randomly slap my head and smack my knees #crazy 
someone come save me before i drive back to kearney . #omg 
all alone watching tv isn't soo fun . . . o.o 
i feel like my appendix is about to burst ... i'm always sick or in & out of the hospital as of late ... #wtf #sodonewiththis 
you ignore my texts , calls , face books all because of this #wtf #makemefeellikeshit #pleaseanwser :'( 
tomorrow it will be the first time since summer that i will be able to sleep in .. #wow #idunnoificandoit #sleep #itsbeenforever 
btw i think you're beautiful and i'd like to talk to you o.o 
USERNAME you better i haven't seen you in foreverss ! :o hey iras con tu dad a omaha wednesday ? 
fuck i don't know what's talking . my heart or my hormones 😲 
i like when i have nothing to do i run down stairs stand there then run back up #weird 
USERNAME o.o not witout me ! ! ! ! ! ! 
listenin to by jesse powell while text her got me caught n my feelins lol #crazy 
#omg get me out of this place before i kill someone ! ! 
oppa santa style #stupid #fools #christmas #xmas #wtf #giraffestyle #falalalala #lala #la #la @ the bay URL 
roasting marshmallows :) my marshmallow caught on fire ! :o URL 
tic tac toe . #weird #random #game #table #fancy #hotel @ the london west hollywood hotel URL 
just had a huge weight lifted off my chest .. one of the scariest things i've ever done , but i'm glad i did it ! ❤ ❤ #shocked #wow #speechless 
i thought she pulled her hair out , i was bouta say omg o_0 USERNAME 
o_o huhhmm i need to be sleep . gotta get up at some 3 in the a . m . 
my ol g talkin bout sendin me to job corbs or the army 0.o tf she on 
"USERNAME the br flag team performs at river rat madness . #wearebr URL flag team ? since when ! ? #brisgrowing #weird 
i'm me ... always have been and always will be ! ! #crazy ,, #goofy ,, #difficult ,, #stubborn ,,, #honest ,, #caring ,, #true ,, #anti social ,, & etc . 
getting home and realizing the necklaces you just got just so happen to be your ex's initials<< #onlyme #wtf 😒 
USERNAME they are selling fresh new one already ? ! :o 
i don't feel like filling out these job applications .... df all these damn questions for o_o 
you just turned 15 and you’re drinking acting like a big girl ! #wow #cantdealwithit 
desiree said my mom was a milf ... umm what ? ! :o 
- before like back in april / may i weighed 14o o.o 
i was told tonight that i resemble lisa kudrow . never heard that one before . #weird 
USERNAME no one is going with you ? :o i'd be like 
my record was , for busting back to back nonstop , 3. now it's 5 o_o 
ralphie is suicidal he gets loose and then he runs in the middle of the street playing chicken . such a daredevil like us aunt 😯 😬 
i man just tossed a beer bottle through the window #wow 
#omg there are a lot of social places ... and i can not post to all .. shit fuck 
ms . tonya gave her pepsi too . thats crazy . then she be like tell yarmaine the pizza here :o . im tf guhh . 
home for the weekend now i have nothing to do ! ! ! #wtf 
the one time i actually am hungry and want something ... we don't have anything to eat ! ! ! ! #wtf #screwit 
follow me on instagram @ eatmyshortz o_o . . ff back 
in the same building as one direction 😯 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME come down to the restaurant ! 💗 
USERNAME what the ? ! aren't you vip ! ? disappointing ... 😮 
USERNAME that song just came on my pandora soon as you tweeted that #weird . 
that's what i thought at first but than i was like well idk i've never seen a stink bug lookin like that before :o lol 
the drank got me all sleepy & shit now 😌 😲 😂 
USERNAME uh oh .. should i warn hannah ? ! .. #hahahah 😯 😂 😂 😂 
been awhile since i cried good tears . #weird #imasoftlad 
i'm scared as shit i swear i heard cabinets open and shut and a door but i'm the only one hear o_o 
just about got a deer in my truck windshield tonight . scared me more than anything . #wow #scared #hatedeer 
USERNAME okay ! i also wanna see silver linings play book .... #omg 
USERNAME people to do all the time at windsor .... #nojoke #weird 
soo many homos in he audience at the opera . #wtf 
soo fucking full ! ! ! ahh #chili #homemade #omg 
soo cool when you get 93% on ur first stats midterm then 50% on the second . #wtf #universityprobs 
you stand out to me the most , which is crazy because never in my life would i even notice someone like you . #weird #oomf 
me and my 2nd sister are so alike #crazy ! 
getting the balls stuck at the bowling alley with USERNAME and USERNAME #omg #loling 
getting a text hoping its from you , and realizing its just twitter . #wow 
my sister and her boyfriend are really loud . i hear you guys #shutup #calmdown #itsnightime #wtf #chillout 
i remember when i use to go shooting everyday , i'm boss ! :o ain't nobody got better aim than me .. 
USERNAME can you please have USERNAME at USERNAME ? ! ? ! i would be the happiest person ever ! please and thank you . :o ) 
tommy really dropped 51 yesterday thou , it was the first game of the season o_o ... #mercer tomorrow ; we gon see whassup 
what me and kk do at work 😝 😜 🌋 #burning #cups #funtimesatwork #crazy @ edelweiss german restaurant URL 
going out dancing with my uncle and aunt ! ! ! ! o.0 i'm a big girl now 😂 😊 😀 💃👏 
my brother just told me that samantha johnson dj'd at rice ..... #wtf #richschools 
USERNAME lol ohh shit ! i just got burned :o hahaha , well if i went up then i would had looked like you up there ;) hehehe gotcha ! 
USERNAME i could of swore they were 5-1 :o tf is this loll 
it's friday , 9pm and i'm half sober on twitter .... hahahaha #wow 
USERNAME :o good thing i can't sneeze with my eyes open ........ 
USERNAME yeaah . (: do you know how awkward it is to type with my middle finger cause my pointer finger in crippled ? o.o 
USERNAME -scaling a building and just happens to see her in her milk bath- o_o 
kentucky has not scored in the last five minutes . #wow 😳 
i remember when everybody use to pump the song i dont hear it as much anymore .. people got over it :o 
90 more minutes ... ! ! ! :-) o_o (@ dominick's) URL 
are you serious ? how tf does a victoria secret bra break ? ? ? #wtf 
goodnight ..... tomorrow will be better than today even if it kills me 😵 😑 ✌ 
lols w . e lols chilling lols and mhum lol ....... o_o lol ... x_x 
when your cousin thinks ur dating your best friend o.o noo 
some of you guys' ages blow my fucking mind . i think you're 17,18 and19 when in reality most of you are 14,15 and 16. o.o 
already drunk :o USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :) butt it's dead ..... exhilarating .... #comeontbay #getdrubk 
USERNAME no 2nd time you make me cry today (/~\) &great friend you are ! & you have those kinds of conversations when you're bored ? o.o 
pretty sure my neighbors dog almost ran after me o.o lol 
USERNAME USERNAME going to school for psychology ? more like you should be seeing one . you and zac . #crazy 
maybe y'all didn't here me i didn't (lemme repeat that) did not get high today ! 🙀🙀🙀/ 😯 💨🍃🚫 
USERNAME yup , me too ... & it's weird to think that the others read our tweets with their accents :o haha crazy 
how crazy would it be if pac did fake his death and came back in 2014. #crazy 
everyone is press for santiago -.- little chilen boyy . his father is the ambassador of chilé .. o.o must be nice . 
i'm in a room w/ #oomf ! o_o .. ion know him , just from twitter . 
is it seriously only 10pm ? ! it feels like 2am , is this what getting old feels like ? o_o 
for some reason we're listening to hilary duff in USERNAME car . #wtf 
dec . 21/2012 is going to be a galactic alignment o_o 
USERNAME imma put it on your fb you look so prettyy :o o 
USERNAME dude i sware we've been doing the same things the past 2 days o.o #trippy 
the knicks are 4-0 for the first time since pat riley was the coach #wow #keepitup 
USERNAME do you got gas money ? ill get you a beer if you do :o 
aww my friend is so kind he asked if i wanted to use his sweater lol but someonee would probably get mad ar me :o not gonna say who haha . 
moments of concern: walking into the bathroom and it smells like cupcakes ... then craving it . o.o 
and for ur responses what a person like u responding to a person like me lmao lols ... o_o mhum lols ... 
lol i wonder what my junior followers think of me 0_o l 
the things that come out of my mouth sometimes 😱 😆 😮 
tonight better fly by or i'm punching someone straight in the throat no warning #overnightproblems 👊 😲 
my stomach just growled tho o_0 .. sounded like a dog . lmfao .. eww 
USERNAME no problem . i think they were really just looking for anything to rhyme with jayhawk . 😯 
USERNAME :o lmao delet that tweet lmfao and just mesage me 
USERNAME why aren't you allowed to say what time you go on ? o.o 
met a freak bitch , call her deep dish ! 😮 
well that was really cool of you guys .. #wow 
drank medicine cause of tony ._______. eww :o & i hate medicine 
i keep hearing shxt like i retarded or something ? o_o 
where has this girl been hiding ? ! ! ! ? ? ? ? obviously i was raided in the wrong state 😲 😲 
USERNAME lol you can have it i think paper would fill me up more than that :o 
where has this girl been hiding my whole life ? ! ! ? ? ? obviously i was raised in the wrong state 😲 😲 
USERNAME waiting on his new video omg i'm impatient :o v 
i don't really like onions but i love funyuns ... #wtf #randomfact 
when you have to take a really big shit & someone is in the bathroom #omg #killmenow 
sitting at home watching ufc w/ austin and cory .... so much fun not lol o_o 😊 🔫 
USERNAME cash who ? ! ? ! ? ! ? 😮 
the moment when you think about how your little brother and all his friends aren't so little anymore ... #weird #timeflies 
looking at a midgets facebook and actually starting to cry because of how frightened i am , and then this ... #wtf URL 
USERNAME omg de verdad ? .. fácil fue culpa del chico x incitarla :o 
that awkward moment when you ex follows you on twitter o_o 
football game was aiigh i guess , freezing tho :o 
#iwillneverunderstand how did you 1st start smoking crack o_o just the name alone scares the hell out of me .. 
USERNAME USERNAME we need to party soon 😲 😵 😲 😟 
hopefully mr . c likes my beanie designs for hpiam :o people liked it so he better too 
all these old people gambling away their retirement . #wtf 
USERNAME this was my face the whole time o.o ! 
what's the wildcats doing with 2 white guys on the floor ? ? #crazy 
i'm only good enough for a subtweet these days . 😵 
happy to say my george mason application is officially submitted ! wish me luck ! #gmu #college #omg 
#whenyourboyfriendsmom tells you that she's trying to select a good girlfriend for him .... like #wtf #disrespectful 
i love my cousins ♡ #ily #crazy #weird #devika #superman #batman #flash #superhero #family #bad #phot @ home URL 
USERNAME USERNAME thats meann ! what the fudge cakes ... someone should get punched o.o and its not me 
#iwillneverunderstand why they wont send inmates to war & let them die for our country instead of educated young men o_o 
i am confused as shit ! at this gas station with one other car and his license plate num is even ! is the crisis over ? #wtf 
when you think somebody cute , is that your crush ? ? o.o 
to hold a new baby #wow #amazing makes you realize what an awesome creative god we have ! ! in awe of god right now ! ! #newlife 
sitting at home on a friday nite ... #wtf #lamee 
the amount of beautiful girls that were there at the game tonight :o unreal 
hungry mr snake . #snakes #foodporn #mouse #fapfapfap #wtf @ home is where the heart is URL 
my sister gon as me to take the paint off her toes o_o 
when people say you limit your self on your preference you go blank o_o 
harry with his band mates from white eskimo . #wow URL 
when my aunt jumps up outta bed & goes lets go to friendly's , #coolkidstatus #omg #iloveher 
my moms response when i tell her i have ugly hands: #wtf #shitmymomsays 
USERNAME from you ! lol it took me a moment though ... i went from -___- to o_o haha :d 
yhe lack of moisture yo my tl anf phone inbox must b kaz ppl are out ! ! o.o dis bein crap sucks 
"USERNAME if you go to cimarron , you know what this means lmao (x URL lmfao its him :o #dead . 
someone talk to me ! ! ! ! ! .... i'm bored af ! ! ! 😵 
looks like i have short blond hair :o (@ the backyard) [pic]: URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME - i believe that i would never stop . oh well .. in my dreams . :o ) 
me: ok , the sushi isn't that expensive . q: yeah , it's not . waitress: it's one piece per order . me & q: o_o ;; 
i see USERNAME around campus all the time ... ! #random #ijs 
USERNAME if they drop out & like , reapply ? o.o 
i'm dying 😫 😭 😭 😭 😭 😷 😲 i have never felt so bad in my entire life 
#iwillneverunderstand how kristen stewart screwed her director for a minute and than her bf took her back right after #wtf 
i don't get why everybody hates me so much ? :o 
i don't smoke anymore but birthday l USERNAME USERNAME 😯 💨 
wow , her mom really juss gave me a hugg thoo o_o shockerr . lol 
i like how my boyfriend told me he would quit smoking and he had smoked every time i've seen him . #wow 
USERNAME 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 this is the worst ! 
thinking about a trip to seattle in april for mine and aaron's anniversary and my birthday :o 
donald duck never wore pants but whenever he came out of the shower , he had a towel wrapped below the waist ... ? #random 
USERNAME i miss you too homie ! ! its been close to 7 months since i last saw you no ? :o hopefully ill be home by thanksgiving 
my tl just went dead all of a sudden .. 😲 🔫 
USERNAME whyy ? :o whatchuu think imma do ? :p 
if santa doesn't exist .. who eats the carrots i use to always put out ? lol . #random 
omg my head , back , neck .... USERNAME she getting on my last nerves like wrd bout to slap ha ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! o_o :-c 
what people are willing to do to get noticed 😮 
USERNAME the one that got stolen at treehouse ? :o 
the weirdest shit happens at my house wen i take a nap 😮 
USERNAME we .. we .. we .. won ? 😦 ..... woo 😮 
USERNAME aight . & what about tonight . ? :o 
fearing for my life , USERNAME is takin ditches in the kia 😲 🚗 
sister-in-law gl o_0 930 💜 @ grand lux cafe URL 
i must be tripping . the walls looked like they were moving o_o 
the face i make when some random person hits me up on facebook chat 😯 
celebrating 19 ! w/ gl o_0 930 @ grand lux cafe URL 
USERNAME haay . i'm resting up for later ☺ . is that my crush i hear ? 😯 
you do not say that especially knowing everything that went on . #wtf 
hunter makes some really weird noises when he eats cupcakes .... o.o 
12 miles in one day is enough . dead 😲 
okayy either a .) my butt is growing or b .) my jeans shrunk o.o i really think b . tho xd 
rondo 12 points 20 assists #wow that is a joke USERNAME best point guard in the USERNAME 
plain comes with mustard ! ! ! #wtf #firstworldproblems URL 
USERNAME :o ima remember thaat lawrence .. lmao waatch ! ! & i dont need to answer your dm either :) but i will .. so #relax lmao 
USERNAME follow me ? i'm sick ): i would like a dying cat #random 
this guy inboxed me telling me i have nice legs o.o #creep 
dude can't dance but gets the girls ? ? ? ? o.o 
appetizer 😋 gl o_0 930 @ grand lux cafe URL 
i can't watch this movie , i'm too scared o_o 
dammn the guy in my last tweet killed a guy ! ! ! ! and i used to have a thang with that man ... what the fuck . #weird #shocked 
USERNAME oh well that pink one is cute :o lol how much are they ? 
USERNAME shit dude are you invisable or something ? ! 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME what about me and my girl ? :o 
the bitch about packing is u gatta unpack :o #hoodrat 
USERNAME ahh , i suck at video games :l & i dunno :o 
lol . you called and hung up . #wtf #shitidontlike #bitchdumb 
USERNAME haha now you made scared for my flight 😮 😬 😑 i wanna get home tmrw ! ! 
why you don't mention me ;b lmao just kidding :o <3 
this child has serious issues , never met a child as annoying as this one . o_o 
if my wife was bad as shit half naked doing yoga in my living room , she's getting the life fucked into her . :o *appreciate the humor* 
USERNAME have you ever wondered what life is about 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME wait what ? ! 😵 are you serious ? ugh i've been at work since 7am 😔 
can i please get a score update ? and a carter update ? 😮 
USERNAME yea dude lol still there , uhm it's been 4 months :o 
so my phone keeps going on one min than off the next wtf ? o.o 
can't believe a year from now ill be taking college classes 0.o 
USERNAME USERNAME if i know u 📞🚓 i leave no witnesses 😵 , dead men don't talk 
USERNAME oh dang so why u friends with them then ? ? :o 
USERNAME :o owee ! ! ! match that bag my dread head 
wtf ... why my purse smells like cigarettes ? ? o.o 
follow him or you will someday find ur way into a stove . xd d #random #bored USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
he was rolling around on the ground than just got on his knees & stayed there lol probly on them bath salts & shit :o URL 
perfect ... russia and chinese are planning to bomb us . a russian marine was found 300mi off of nj coast and iran shot down our drones . #wtf ! 
so there's a bear sitting in my driveway #slightchangeofplans #wtf #perrycounty #ithinkiwillsitinthecaraminute before i #makearunforit 
USERNAME mom :o k sweetie mom:nicki you want some ? sure mom . smiles at you and gets me a pizza yummy 
i used to think that we , were forever ever & i used used to say , never say neverr 😯 ☺ 
never heard of a detox bath before . lets how it helps ! #weird #homeremedy 
#wow thats really whaat u think of meeh ... ? 
USERNAME nossa ainda bem q n mandei mais nada o_o vc apagou as mensagens mateus ? 
if #hillaryclinton #theciadirector and #thefinancialadvisor all resign . why the hell is #giulliani and #powell backing #obama #wtf 
my krytonite o_0 #hotcheetos #flaminghot #yolo #thatshowiroll #ig #food # #instacheetos #pi @ bencomo palace URL 
i gag every time i reread some of our old conversations . #ew #whatwasithinking 😳 😷 😲 
denver nuggets butt-ugly unis make them look like a lithuanian club team . #wtf 
o.o did he just ask me what i think he did 
i suck at goalie why'd coach put me as goalie , & bitches at me ! :o 
USERNAME i've eaten a piece of abuelita chocolate before . it was the worst piece of chocolate i've ever tasted 😔 😲 
USERNAME o_o you didn't have to pay full price did you ? 
USERNAME hahaha ! :d ♥ ♥ no , you might do the bun for women . :o ♥ 
if only we were in the 350z 😵 #tunnel #pittsburgh #soloud @ allegheny mountain URL 
you know you've been around weed for a while when the smell of a skunk doesn't affect you anymore ! ! #weed #potheadproblems 🍁🙍 😯 👌💨 😂 
USERNAME woah ... and you're not even at burnett's anymore ! #crazy 
USERNAME hahaha ! pfft ! :o ♥ ♥ better not ! :d ♥ 
so your saying being myself will make you not trust me ? #wow #thoughtyoulovedme 
fuck haven't kick a ball since wat four months :o 
having my first real craving for a stoge in over a year ... #wtf #resist 
downtown pasadena w/ USERNAME anyone wanna roll with ? #coloradostreet #bazinga #banana #random #blackops2 #bringbackphillyjack #okimdone 
fucking hate liars man ... damn #wtf #jfk USERNAME USERNAME 
my eyes are brown ! :o woww @ muenster university center URL 
USERNAME gonna have to cut you . :o ♥ ayye ! ! ! ! jk babe . ♥ 
USERNAME no i didn't ? ? :o when ahahaha ? 
fun day at camp bow wow then looking for his new friend lucy next to rr , cypress finally gave up or maybe pooped out 😵 URL 
i need to figure out what's the best birth control to get on bc i refuse to go thru another 9 months lol o_0 
but when that one guy took his shirt off > > > got a body looking like trey songz o.o 
#random out of all the shoes i have in my closet space jams are my fav ... 
i can't believe the suns are winning this game right now ? ? ? #wtf 
at the bar having a strawberry margarita . totally need a few after writing that fuckin paper that i've been working on all week .. o_o 
still wondering if im USERNAME bg yet ? ? ? o.o ? ? ? hmm lls 
USERNAME 😭 😭 😯 😱 😱 this is not real omg 
just saw an explosion on richmond street in toronto .. #wtf #toronto 
i'm watching the amazing spider man on blu-ray :o ) 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME -11pm portland time is 2am east coast time , but i'll try to stay up and live stream . :o ) 
an elected school board makes education 2 political . #wow 
my bad saw an explosion on king street #toronto #crazy 
USERNAME lmao ! random :o ... i just ate pizza ^.^ 
soo many cookies for USERNAME hopefully everyone USERNAME enjoys them tomorrow morning :o ) URL 
USERNAME :o o u make me feel to cobra starship , esqueceu de borabeach ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 
gotta be up an ready by 2 :3 0 😲 
USERNAME kind of . you didn't know it was brown . o_o 
this christmas music is going to be annoying after a while . 🎅🎄 😲 🔫 
USERNAME 😁 😲 yeahh let's not talk about that time; 
USERNAME um ... i play volleyball and basketball barely at home how sad am i el oh el and fowler is fit then :o you lied to me 
way to make me feel worse about myself than i already do . i'm reliving the summer . it's not a good thing #wow #thanks #waytomakemefeelbetter 
every store last night had osu and michigan but notre dame #wtf #werenumber1 
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her:what's poppin tonight ? me: all the clubs . her:which one ? me :o _o music went off ... 
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rice balls and peanut butter soup ! ! yea yea i know it's late ! ! #random 
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i'm so sleepy ... but instagram and twitter are just too addicting ... :o 
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worked 9 hours today , and another 10 tomorrow ... 😵 🔫 fuckk 
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my granny still not thrilled about me living in mexico for 4 months . 2day she accused me of supporting romney and wanting to secede lmao o.o 
USERNAME oh man that sucks cos i'm a burper 😲 
lol my cousin farted & it smelled like ketchup 😵 
it sounds like there's an animal inside my stomach #wtf #soannoying #stop 
i love having my tags ran while i am parked across the street from my best friends house ... #wtf #innocent 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME coming from the most stuck up kid in the school ? #weird 
the only thing you hear outside is bitch at least i got real here lmao o_o 
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wth ! so like now i got 3 folowers that live in vegas i dont even knoe them :o i scerd 
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lmao .. rt USERNAME 😵 so jelly ! ! ! 
USERNAME er , you textt me first . i'm too lazyy o.o 
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USERNAME follows me o_0 i don't know if thats her official account 
o_o lol rt USERNAME why do my nostrils whisper to mee ? 
if anything , a barney singalong is still not the same quality as some random british clay-mation show #wtf #gohomeyouredrunk USERNAME 
listening to one one direction on the way to the club #wtf 
literally just had to argue with some senior from whitmer because he wants to get with my sister whos in the 6th grade -__- #wtf #disgusted 
i told jackie to spoon with me and she said #wtf 😂 
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imma have to go by my resources i bet if i eat pussy ill never go hungry again . ( 0.o ) 
ugh , watching my brothers play 2k13 , getting sleepy and sleepier by the minute 0_o 
i see #oomf kinda childish 0_o not what i woulda expected 
i will not sleep with my sistas man #trinavoice #wtf 
most recent call across dad's fire/ems scanner: single vehicle accident , vehicle vs . gas pump . #wtf #howdoesthathappen 
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shiit . i can't be buzzin already ! :o shits about to get crazy ... *walks to bedroom , fluffs pillow* sleep . 
i've seen like 4 people walking there dog right now #uhitsdark #weird 
1 of my fb friends took a pic with a big ass pickle in her mouth 0_o .... slut ! 
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jager bong ! fucking bombest shit i drank ! :o 
just want on omegle video and saw a 10 year old kid picking his nose o.o 
. omgg , there's a possum in my trash can ! o_0 
it's friday , and the highlight of my night is watching jackass . #wtf 
USERNAME i know :o i don't think i'm going back .. .. yeah all late 
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USERNAME you cheated ... payback will be happening soon 😯 
this nigga is in the shower singing . #wtf #stfu 
told by a friend guys are afraid i'm going to be like lots of other girls out there ... guess the guy who thinks otherwise will luck out #wtf 
well ... guess i better go to bed since i have to wake up early tommorow and make a painting by 11 o'clock 😲 🔫 
this nigga is fucking stupid . nigga said . ? he said it's the same as taking a piss , drinking . #wow 
:o , i'm scarred for life and i didn't even watch it all , i just wanna go scream and cry . 
trying to ignore the fact that i am really sleepy o_o 
USERNAME that's up to you then ... im just tryna keep the peace :o 
just met family friends of the shipley's . in college station 😮 
USERNAME you would be a pothead or drunkie :p or are u now ! ? :o and aha naw were lowlifes xd 
that awkward moment when you're yelling at someone and mess up your words o.o 
won a break dancing battle at bradford's #ithappened . #wtf USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i ve had my phone fa almost a month n i havent dropped it once #random 
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when an ex bf fb messages you saying ... #wtf 
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i did it ! asked everyone to leave cause im tired ! hope there not to mad :o ( 
ding dong ditching is killing me now a days 😲 💨💦 #dying 
did i just seriously see an amish mafia commercial ..... #wtf 
i ain't makin crack in my car quit looking at me like that #wtf 
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USERNAME you mcnasty ......... :o no wonder is in your twitter name . 
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people are freaking , out .. about icarly , & how its ending ! #nomore #nick #weird #idk 
she's telling her boyfriend shes trapped inside herself and she cant get out because her brain wont let her #wtf 
random call girl commercial came on while watching tv with my mom . i go o.o my mom goes omg yes ! 
why did i agree to watching my dads dog while he's gone #crazy 
USERNAME that nigga really tweeted u to tlk shit ? o.o lmfao i wanna shave his ass . now lmfao xd 
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one of my favorite holiday movies is on this christmas #random 
kiwi/oz talk - ayy cuzzies . ayy spawnbreezies song ayy . go ahead bro . its you bro ... they talk like their singing o.o 
haven't eaten since 7 am ... my . sister is bringing food . the only problem is that i'm not hungry .... o.o 
whenever i watch a scary movie i have to have the lights off otherwise i don't get the full effect of scariness #weird 
wow , so true ... but when does the line up of bitches end 😲 🔫 @ $bucks_box$ URL 
i thought it was lightening but then i realized it's the tv from this movie o.o #dumb lmfao 
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all i do is spend money on clothes & shoes & jewelry . i know that sounds normal , but no one has any idea how much i take to the next level 😦 😵 
molly molly molly ! ! ! molly make her jolly #woah 😮 😎 💊 
just got home , and ate everything in my kitchen . i was so hungry . 😳 🍗🍖🍝🍛🍤🍟🍔🍕🍱🍣🍥🍙🍘🍚🍜🍲🍢🍡🍳🍞🍩🍮🍦🍨🍧🎂🍰🍪🍫🍬🍒🍐🍍🍇🍭🍠🍉🍯🍆🍓🍎🍅🍑🍏🍊🍈🌽🍋🍌 okay , i'm done now . 😳 😁 😯 
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had a dream that USERNAME gave me a blunt for xmas , :o 
some boys & girls aree soo cutee on the internet , buhh in person its like o_o , whaa happened ! ? 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME well we look creepy 😵 😧 🔫 
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i havent slept in 36 hours ... im not even tired ! #weird #blackfriday 
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my cousin needs some adderall , she is so crazy . #omg #calmdown 
my uncle just asked his dog why the inside of his ear smelled like corn chips ... #wtf 
being at the bar you met him , andd things just aren't the samee . #weird welp gotta show him whats he's missin 😉 
it's so busy at work #sike #omg #killmenow #slowaf #jipc @ john's incredible pizza co . URL 
me mad ? oh of corse not . #fuckyesimfuckignmad #wtf 
this fool said she will get on that & wreck . lls o_o 
USERNAME jake:finn where we go ? me: we're goin to kick bill gates fuckin ass because ripping of steve jobs also killing him jake :o k 
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no .. you are not a ......... bitch you look bad . . 😵 
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dude orders a tuckey sub right after thanksgiving #wtf #seriously USERNAME 
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it's nice having the the whole crew back together 😲 
my friend just told me b4 he left this girl wont date him because hes 2 close 2 me ! sad :o ( 
dude orders a turkey sub right after thanksgiving #wtf #seriously USERNAME 
i just remember i have lunch with my father tomorrow :o 
what if .. you could retweet retweets ... that other people retweeted o_o 
just seen a commercial for words with friends the board game wth do ppl not get that it's scrabble #wtf 
USERNAME jk jk i would do the same if i liked the band , #crazy 
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and we were half naked with heels haa .. nd it was cold :o 
what the fuck is snap chat ? should i make one ? 0.o 
listening to grown ass ppl talk about playing pokemon . #wtf 
pv wins 53-30 ! ! up next , the championship ! ! ! #winning #awesome #redtide #pv #wow #50 @ valencia high school URL 
sir do you realize that you aren't just drinking regular coffee but decaffinated columbian coffee crystals 😂 👏 #omg i can't even 
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for some reason , janis ian reminds me of USERNAME o_o 
and not only are you obsessed with him , youre obsessed with his entire frat .. #weird 
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oh . am i thinking the same thing you're thinking ? o.o but no no . kik me . 
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USERNAME USERNAME just played as a girl in the nhl be a pro mode for 7 hours and had no idea .. #wow 
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USERNAME is that a bad thing ? :o haha . 
need someone to chill and talk to for the night o_o . 
USERNAME i think so i hope i spelled it right dose it mean very beautiful woman cuz thats what i wanted to say 0_o 
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its a sad day in history when people ask you if your your parents youngest sibling ... #wtf 
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i so just got a serious email that said , next , please ! #wtf #actors #theatre #resumes #gay #str8 
USERNAME the one with the seizures is dying ? ! :o 
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imagine if we could literally seduce people with just our eyes ... #wow 
too paranoid to walk at night , all i hear is gunshots o.o 
does not seem like midnight at all . #weird #maybeitsjustme 
holla at my birthday gift to me(-: #straightstatus #nerd #wow #worldofwarcraft @ home URL 
holy fucking shit ! ! ! ! ! ! rush is on tour ! ! ! ! ! :o i know what i'm doing with the rest of my pay check :) 
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USERNAME dropped my shizz down 13 stairs before 😲 👿 
so i bought 4 pretty big girl mac gifts for christmas idk were to hide it at :o 
finally everyones gone :o ) feel bad but going to sleep ! 
i may just pee my pants tonight & i haven't even had a drink yet . #omg #laughingattack #ilovemyfamily 
that fact that i have to be at work at 8 am tomorrow ! 😒 #wtf #iwanttosleepin 
i wish i could see people's facial expressions when they open my snap chat #random #loveit 
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lmao my sister wants cup of noodles for her birthday breakfast 0.o 
tell me what you gon do what chu gon d o.o nce i throw on this bow chicka wow wow , whatchu gonna say ? 
mcdonalds , subway & taco bell ... they all work at the places i like o_o 
found a menchi's ! :3 ... right next to my bus stop . this could be a bad thing o.o 
black friday shopping was a success . USERNAME #brandymelville #boots on boots on boots 😮 😝 
will smith: ever mad love to a man ? ki d: no o.o will smith: you want to ? ... lmao ! #classic 
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USERNAME well i mean i knew i would eventually get disowned .. but i didn't think it'd happen so fast . #wtf . i am home though haha 
brought me back to high school when the only thing i cared about was hockey and him #weird 
when ro's rapping w my name right infront of me 😮 😑 😶 😯 😬 
USERNAME well if i said i didnt lls <3 and now ur just saying random shit lol thats how bored u are damn :o 
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i only go down if you keep your grass cut . 😵 
wait ... my house smells like ... grilled cheese ? .. and its 1am .. #wtf #cornishproblems #awkward USERNAME 
can make time for everything else except me #wow i have to do this , i gotta do this but when it's me it's i really can't #whatever 
👈 about to be faded af 👌 😲 💨 💚 
cantons company went through the gas chamber .. oh geesh .. wondering how he did . #awaitingaletter 😭 😲 🙊🙈💀 
USERNAME lol cause you're talking with like no emotion . :o o 
still fucking cooking this kush sleep bout to be da best 😵 💤💤 😌 
my grandma talmbout she gone chop my balls off o_0 
pool and their haa . makes me laugh . trust me ppl . if i wanted one . i coulda had one as i was tweeting this very tweet . #mfs . #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME what's not wrong with geminis , that is the question o.o 
USERNAME did you know your name has a name inside of it and i never noticed before ? :o 
omfg the shift i had to do today 😵 🔫 , gotta do that shit tm too 
USERNAME were you serious about what you said ? 😮 
state prison: do not pick up any hitchhikers ... o.o 
the things jo is saying right now>> lol #crazy #goodnight 
found this taped in the elevator in presidential . #wow #priceless URL 
seeing that tweet didn't even upset me , i felt nothing . #weird 
i'm just going to act like this pain in my mouth isn't even there ... 😲 🔫 
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USERNAME hahaha thats not what you told me one time in the girls bathroomm :o lol 
who is pine bluff playing tomorrow in the river bend #random 
oh man , please don't be a repeat of my sophomore year 😰 😵 
who ever knew saying hi would take so much confidence , #dont #wanna #be #weird 
i still don't understand why bella chose the vampire ..... #nativeproblems #nativegirls #wtf ! ? ! ? ! 
USERNAME wait what ? ? ! lmao hahaha im confused ! ! i think we're on seperate pages now o_o ? lol 
USERNAME thank you i didn't even notice it ! :o 
do you know how hard it is to hop a fence in skinny jeans tho ? o.o 
i swear every time i see all capitalized i swear that person is yelling #random 
blake knows everything about my life .... this is #weird 
i want a church boy , with swagg , that can sing and rocks stacy adams . #random . 
USERNAME yea ! and i feel you everybody got these stories about havin sex and im just like o.o 
but i will never be as obsessive as you ! ! ! #crazy 
0_o wait a min ? is #oomf talking about giving head 
i wonder if that was to me or not ? ? :o 
i have been getting some werid followers lately o.o . 
dang , i know some fresh ass mexicans ... o.o & these niggas have good taste in music as well as clothes . 
my phone battery has been dying so fast . #wtf 
did this bitch just hit on my bf ? ! > :-o daafuckk ! 
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USERNAME we can get the church donations on sunday ? :o 
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i don't do good with relationships idk can't hurt to take chances tho o_0 #neverknow 
i keep having dreams that my brother & mom die . #wtf #imscared 
so hard to say goodbye to my baby girl ! :o ( #goldenretriever #mansbestfriend @ beaver creek , colorado URL 
i'll get a text & i'll go to look at it & then my phone'll delete it .. #wtf 
watching a movie called the experiment o.o shit getting real ! ! 
i think i have restless leg syndrome . #wtf #cantrelax 
hey gabby is that girl you retweeted your sister ? :o 
tonight was good up until the last 2 hours #wtf #furious 
USERNAME my phone is possess , it shock me three times in my ear . a couple of minutes ago and it has shock my friends . today also o.o 
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oh .... my ..... fuck . what did i just do ? #wow 
this girl looked at me crazy when i pulled a rubber out o_o ! i'm like what ? she said your the first guy to ever use one d: wtf ! ! ! 
just discovered 1d is wet in their lwwy music vid , apparently i have been living under a rock . #omg USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
there's plenty of guys out there and all i can think about is you . #wtf #yousuck #imissyou #&ihateit 
:d .-. 0.0 0.o :| <.< ^_^ -_- :o :d (/_\) my many faces of the day 
wish i could just let go of the past . 😔 😯 
i don't get what the fuss is about him .. what does USERNAME do ? o.o 
i guess it was one big episode of porlandia o.o 
when everyone that i'm texting goes to sleep at the same time <<<<< #wow 
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i think i wanna transfer schools but idk which one :o 
i'm on the floor , i love to dance #crazy . #cystall 
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7 minutes for 4 grilled chicken ranch wraps ! ? #wtf 
USERNAME yuuh . i wanna dye it a dark green now :o 
the way this arizona football team is falling apart is so so so pathetic . but i shouldn't be surprised ... it's a rich rod team . #wow 
i just woke up and tweeted and now i'm going back to sleep #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME why . you . did . it :o #rude . 
USERNAME USERNAME the two mofos who i've yet to see during this break ! #wtf #donanddan 
USERNAME USERNAME oh it wasnt an party ? & omg i live right by spring valley ! & those houses are kinda small :o 
that way i'll be slp when he get home && won't be up looking like 0_o 
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USERNAME wha ? why would you favorite my misery ? o_o 
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i'm exhausted and then i go lay in bed and suddenly i'm wide awake #wtf 
USERNAME wow i just walked into the kitchen to see my pops dancein with my dog . o.o whyy . 
*onda phone* bae: giv me a kiss me: muah ! bae: muah ! ok dats enuf me: no its not ! bae :o k put sum tongue init mlalalalah . he #faded 😂 luv it ! 
it snowed today :o wanted to tweet that but i left my charger in new york and my phone's dead >.< 
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this is too stressful for me idk what to do .. 😞 😪 😲 
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lalala 😮 when im bored i sing to myself :3 cause im cool 
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USERNAME thank you i'm waiting for my table 😵 😵 😵 
only at a nursing home does you're chair get pissed on #wtf 
#hilarious #wherearewe #gettingourdanceon #peoplewatching #wtf ? ? @ ike & joney's URL 
what does it mean if social ratchet liked my instagram pic ? 0.o 
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USERNAME alright . she didn't even open them ! thanks for listening to me vent . i needed that ! 😵 😵 
don't push away the ones that want to be there . #wtf 
USERNAME creepy guy texted me again tonight ! i think he's drunk , with michael , and wants me to spend the night .. yikes ! ! :( :o 
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i can't control myself when mother nature is around . #crazy 
USERNAME did ya buy something good ? and yeah USERNAME #wtf ? ! 
lol i cant stand the sight , smell , or sound of them :o 
i have been warm in my room aall night , but when i decide its time to sleep , it all of sudden gets cold #wtf #cold #kindamad 
can't wait to get me a new phone always break them things 😲 😲 👌👌 
new moon and eclipse have the same exact previews ! #wtf 
my roommate isn't here :o i'm scared to sleep because i'm scared of the little ghost girl :o #hopeshesnice >.< 
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so i haz . le xbox now who wants to multiplay :o lol 
i just realized i don't think i've said a word all day . #weird 
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o_0 my brothers gf is so weird ... oh she won't last ! lol 
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USERNAME you going tomorrow ? :o i'm lazy af . 
there was a piece of cookie in my hair :o 
okay ..... just read a really distrubing tweet , that's just so gross o_o yeah ? 
USERNAME yeah xd lmao he said hes gonna be a watever tf that is o.o 
some drunk lady just stumbled over to me and asked me what country i'm from . 'this one .' #wtf 
why u cold ass fuk half naked tryin to be cute why must we be so thirsty o_o 
it's freaking #15 degrees outside ! ! #wtf #cold #freezing #holycrap #popsiclestatus #goodnight @ olin hall URL 
i have weird emotions sprinting through my body right now . am i sad ? angry ? confused ? excited ? #weird 
it doesn't feel like winter without snow ! #no #snow #crazy #weather 
when i buy food and don't even eat it lol #wow 
so weird my worst fears . inside the deep ocean and airplanes :0 idk why those r common things i have nightmares about lol #random 
i swear ive been knocked out since i got home from work which was like 5 :o dk how i woke up >.< 
my house will soon be a christmas wonder land in a week 0.o my mom likes to go all out for the holidays ! 
w/ these tights you can see my thong :o omg . 
USERNAME what's this you speak of ? ? ? :o 
ugh ! ! must sleep ... 4am will be here soon . 💤💤 😵 
why do i feel like this .. ? #fuckthis #weird 
USERNAME wow crazy things happen ? huh the guy that shoot a police officer during the week in san jose was my co worker :o 
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geez a woman can't tell a dick joke without offending a man . it's not like it's true or something o.o 
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when your car dies in dayton so you call the only person you know is close and they show up strapped and set their pistol in your car .. #wtf 
you remember that time we went to silver diner and no one was there ? #wtf USERNAME 
i cant have a gf wit a short haircut ... me and you cant have a fade o_o 
at the theaters nd the movie just shut off ! #wtf #smh #refund ? 
i didn't hang out with anyone during break like i said ... :o 
#tildeath #loyaltybitches #sametattoo #cantplancoolness #itjusthappens #crazy #tattooedpeople @ crazy house URL 
do you know what they do to grown men like you in jail ? ? ( o_0 ) 
reading & in the middle of my sentence .... my kindle turns off 😵 😵 😐 😑 
USERNAME lol when you were showing me a pic of that kid and i asked where his belly button was :o 
eddiegibbons2 mary_lizz shit getting real ... #wtf #how ? @ greg's basement URL 
-__- o.o #felix me dijo r . i . p mariel 
i'm not crazy ! my mother had me tested ! #bazinga #sheldon #digginit #crazy #bigbangtheory 
i didn't send gee a goodnight text ; oopp 🙀 😮 😬 
that tweet made me forget what i was bouta say ! o.o 
chess pie and vanilla ice cream . #omg #thebest #inlove 
was that a gunshot ? hope the rednecks aren't going crazy . :o 
there's a man riding a horse on top of my chest #random 
im literally the only one in the dorms . its like horror movie status , def gonna wait till the morning to shower 0_o 
i need sleep but i can't stop reading ... dang twist endings #havetofinishit 😣 😨 😱 😲 
i think kid cudi only has a couple good songs :o . 
there are just some people that i'll be friends with and stay in touch with for forever , and that's a good feeling to have . #random 
smh #oomf warned me not to catch feelings for him ._. •_• o.o 
it's so weird how my exes are fucking cool , but when we dated it was weird . o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME i probably would have enjoyed it more if i hadn't been up for over 24 hours :o lol 
idk why brook lopez can't rebound .. the nigga is like 7'1" & gets 5 rebounds a game o_o ... 
i got a crush on my bro . o.o shrugs 
currently my music taste is way different the same what it was a year ago . #weird its a gayer taste . lol 
USERNAME har du vært der ? ? hvilken level ? jeg stoppa når jeg måtte drepe søte dyr . ble level 2 ... #wow 
i wonder what time my brother is getting home ? :o 
USERNAME what is this of which you speak of ? ? :o 
los angeles has some craazy weather , foggy and cold then sunny then foggy and cold again o.o 
i'll let u go since ur talking to them :o omg 
USERNAME will you come to my baby shower ? :o 
asked siri a question ... she is dumb af ! ! ! #wow #yourstupid URL 
there is a catfish documentary that's exactly like the show that came out in 2010 ... :o #onmtvnow 
😈 😲 👍👊💬💭 @ home ! ! ! ! URL 
all isee is foor likee 30mins & theen you reply a lil ass message o.o tf is you doing or im seein shit ;o 
there is a 40+ line outside of jumbo's clown room . i love titties but come on ! #jumbos #wtf #boobies 
why'd the power go out for a good 10 minutes ? ! o.o 
sometimes i wish i could die just to see who would attend my funeral .. :o 
haha wow . i did not know it was like dat . o_o 
all of these stanky mke chicks uploading videos of themselves . *my face* ---> o.o >. < 
my brother is touching his wife all sexually . right next to me ! and im just like 0.o 
upp still ! why ? ? ? ? i just worked a 12.5 hour shift i should be sleep ! #wtf 
USERNAME bahaha woww ! dude . 0.o im still shocked ;o 
USERNAME don't be sad common u just made me in a happy mood u can't be sad :o 
i just walked in on USERNAME jerking off to a justin beiber music video ! #wow #honortodiewithmydickinyourmouth 
i got in bed at 12 to go to sleep ... 😒 i've literally just been laying here for 2 hours . #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME thats exactly what i said ! lolololol oh my , i witnessed it but iddnt say anything :o 
dont like when anyone dissrespects USERNAME will fuck someone up foreal . #random 
guys that gossip more than girls <<<< #wtf #unnatural #pathetic 
🔒 my 🔑 in my 🚗 😲 🔫 its too cold for this shit ! 
i'm in for a big suprise tonight , let's see how things play out . i asked for a sign , and i got one #weird #maybethinkintoomuch #unapologetic 
USERNAME every time i tag USERNAME on instagram it does that on twitter 😒 #wtf #likewhy 
putting a tampon in at school , is the most awkwardest shit ever . #weird #awkward #truu #ctfu . 
ok is it normal for a person to be crying over a city .. ? #i #miss #nyc #so #bad #omg 
ain't gonna lie , when i read that my ears literally blew out steam ... #wtf #ineedtochill #shorttemper 
can i say she's one if my favorite artists at least ? o.o 
my 18 year old cousin is bitching about me not getting a job o.o lazy ass fucker didnt even graduate ... what a fucking loser 
#random ...... i love this book ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! URL 
but end up being a world of warcraft game .. 0_o 
USERNAME cause i have a better car i would get you :) wanna know which one :o 
that monster just made me sleepy instead of awake . o_o 
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USERNAME so my cuñado says he knows your fam o.o 
let me follow you , you cute *clicks on avi* 0_o wtf was that ! ? ! ! *decides not to follow* 
#love #her #camera #loves #us #fun #weird #fav #colors #soul #sistersUSERNAME URL 
if u talk to urself its ok as long as u dont answer urself then bitch u need to be in a mental hospital . #random thought 
god please give me the patience and strength i need ! i know you won't give me anything i can't handle ! but i need help ! 💔 😐 😵 😩 😔 
damnn how old is jaden smith now ! ! ! ? ? ? o.o URL 
USERNAME you deleted my number ? ! ? ! ? ! :o 
every freaking picture i see is of a bonfire or someone around a fire . #wtf i would love to be sitting around a fire right now #missingout 
USERNAME marenn ! i heard you was at orland yesterday :o 
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USERNAME i mean , it is up to you ? 0.o 
USERNAME i dont wanna say it d: but then again i doo o.o 
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i don't think it's normal for my toes to go numb #wtf 
USERNAME you think iam cute when i am mad ? you haven't seen me mad before :o 
USERNAME aha wtf would pop out lol omg if a spider pops out ima sleep it xd i hate spiders :o ! ! 
she has posessed one of our bodies . her spirit is here . *startt blowing into bottles* wtf ? ? o.o 
having 5 guys tell me drugs are bad for me and not to try them .. oh god help me 😂 😇 😯 
when people text you from a different state , askin about your personal life . and you have no idea how they got your number . #wtf #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME dead 😲 🔫 he can have a nice night . 
why am i still awake i have to work tomorrow . #dead 😲 👍👌 
you went out with her cousin and now youre dating her :o lmaoo 
although black friday wasfun this year , im not sure why its still trending . o.o 
i can never go to sleep early when i have to wake up early . #wtf . 
holy crap , i think i just visited the underbelly of the internet . o_o 
i just ate like 30 minutes ago and i'm hungry again :o that's why i have a belly heheh ^_^ 
but real talk i need to stop thinkin . it's doing no good right now #omg 
my sister is sleeping and laughing at the same time . t'f o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME jonah my mom could've picked you up :o 
kiana drove me to the store :o than we drove around the nice side of esparto . i was scared 😳 
USERNAME that's soo mean ! thanks for killing my hope 😲 te odio . that is all . 😂 jk 
USERNAME why is of mice and men in their underwear ? :o 
i have some crazy dreams with random people in it o.0 
im hungry ! :o but im not at my house so i can't just get something outta the fridgee =___= lol 
sad to see that ishh o_o he really did that ! ! 
super cute but whats the reason to why you ever had to leave ? :o 
i hate not matching when i go to bed . ! #random 
traffic school online sucks ! ! #fml #speedingticket #ohwell 😲 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME yup i sure did work today for 10 hours i'm tired of standing all day 😵 
broke the screen of my phone after a crazy night out on the upper east side #crazy # cant believeit 
in bed ... this early ? #whatthe #weird #boringnight . 
USERNAME there crazy looking :o if zombies would ever exist i would be so scared but i would try to kill them cuz i dont want to die 
USERNAME *looks at fone* why don't i see your face 0_o 
USERNAME you won't get me mad :o but when i get embarrassed my face is red as well >.< 
USERNAME you know i need it ! otherwise i look like this 😳 😨 😱 😷 😵 hahaha night URL 
i don't know how to use this new stove :o 
"USERNAME want what you can't have . am i right USERNAME 😘 😘 URL oh my god , she is perfect :o 
as a stomatologist , i really must be studying ... so let's makeout . #omg #doyougetit #imcrying 
this party is still going , im so tired o.o 
smart water makes me think of miss USERNAME #inevercallyouthat #weird 
who runnin shit today ? g . o.o . d music 
USERNAME lol , i think you are whiter than me :o cause getting me mad isn't fun .-. 
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USERNAME you are crazy . and yes i see it on my nexus 7. not on my gnex though . o_o 
USERNAME hahah thank you :* your mommy dont let you ? :o 
USERNAME haha (x . x) chill maybe she need a man an be like your daddy lmao 0.o 
my liddo sister handles my 5 really well ... thinking bout getting her a 4s . 😯 
ladies and gentlemen , i believe this is the first night i've ever left downtown and gotten home before midnight . black friday took a toll . 😲 
bunch of crazy asu kids excited over their victory . i now see why this it's the number one party school :o 
i use to bump the beach boys all the time , lol sounds cheesy but they were pretty tight #random #classic 
ok so i fussed with my girl and my boo today along with my crush & i fell back off a possible .. o_o 
USERNAME ahahaha ill take it all 😵 ! ! ! 
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USERNAME no no i listen to good music . i'm cool , your not . end of story :o 
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scrolling through ifunny when this shows up USERNAME USERNAME #ourcoverisblown #wtf URL 
its one of those convos that have someone facial expressions be like this 👉 😨 👉 😦 👉 😮 👉 😱 👉 😳 . and im like this 👉🙈👉🙉👉🙊👉😇 
skyrim is so fucking good i just dont want to stop playing o.o 
i need USERNAME help to find momma tank a xmas present 😲 
something crazy is going on outside the apt . sounds like some throwing wood everywhere . #wtf 
the most meanness girl ever is USERNAME :o she evil ! 
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USERNAME o: what the heck . why not ? :o 
the akward moment when a girl wants you to run a train on her with USERNAME USERNAME and goot 😮 😳 😂 #whatthefuck 
this nigga jason is so bummy ... he honestly just posed with his pizza ... #wtf 
i gotta wake up at 7 ....... the fuck am i still up for ? ! ? o.o 
USERNAME i know i still hear them ! lol what happened :o 
i am so happy that my best friend ... is acting how she is . #21stbirthday #wow #loveher 
USERNAME is about to puke cuz she wants to see human centipede 😯 
#degrassimemories when liberty got pregnant and it was jt's baby .. but jt was dead ! ! :o 
i can't stand when people sleep with pants to bed #random 
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USERNAME its all fun & games till someone gets socked . lol i don't know either . ohh , i didn't see you ? where were you :o 
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USERNAME nope now you've got my attention ... what did you mean hmm ... ? ? ? :o 
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-- haven't seen USERNAME in days it's #weird and it sucks 👎 
half lemonade half lemonade . USERNAME 6 chikfila 6 polynesian USERNAME #wtf 
“USERNAME i really like a finger in my butt hole from time to time . USERNAME 😵 🙊💩 
today can burn . #worstdayever #omg 😭 😥 😫 😰 
some drunk dude asked me what i was selling since i'm sitting on a curb . do i look like a drug dealer ? ! insult or compliment ? idk . 😑 😯 😧 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm broke :o i really wanna go but i seriously got no money 
USERNAME i just heard the helicopter fly over my house :o i'm locking all my doors . lol 
USERNAME see dea you go giving me orders lls do you not know who you talking to ? 😮 😑 😯 
i gotta piece of steak stuck in my throat 😨 😲 i'm dying 
half the shit yall tweet about im just like ... o_o wut . 
looking back i wouldn't have ever done such a thing , and then i look at me now . #wow #whatachange 
come home to my bathroom all torn up #wtf URL 
USERNAME lololololol it alwas changes 😭 we will never know .... 😲 like on twitter it says aries but in most mags and shit i am a taurus 
bro i cant remember posting somethings on twitter last night ! :o 
been a while seen i was afraid to make a move #wow 
with racheal , sister , luis & some kid i don't know . :o 
some people are always so angry on twitter , like im cynical about society but some people are straight angry always #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME :o he cuddles with her .. damn pro #props 
USERNAME jess as in me ? or am i jumping into a convo i don't belong in ? ! 😳 ... don't mind me . just passing through ! #wow 
ha she said my gf lmao ... i'm single tho ( 0.o ) 
USERNAME lol how yu fuck someone so good that they just start to shit on them self 😨 😱 😰 😵 💩 
oh gawd .. this guy joon is so handsome o.o 
USERNAME hahahahaha ... really ? ! ? ! #wsu hahahahaha your shit talking is revoked for one whole year #applecup #wow 
USERNAME i did :o there's a helicopter and everything ! so , what are you doing ? 
ohh yeaa i need to start going to churchh again ! ! :o 
my sister is fucking crazy ' she going tell my brother n law to stop snoring ! when her dum ass snores louder than him like wtf :o 
i find is fascinating that i always wake up just before someone calls me . o.o woo super powers ! 
oh how i love just waking up randomly at 3 #not #wtf 
USERNAME me too . when does your winter break start ? :o 
ooh no . you dropped your phone in his car ? :o 
omg you guys , its 2 in the morning and im still up ! :o 
USERNAME damn you being in my city without me ... i'm officially jealous ... not of your company tho 😯 lets do vegas right this year ! 😈 
there's nothing that pisses me off more than not being able to sleep in my own damn bed #thisisbullshit #wtf 
ohh shiit ! you know its serious when she forwards me thee messages ! :o 
#hookah #lounge #sirboopsalot #chillin #gogo #crazy #sober #sally #fwiend #good #ti @ paradise hookah lounge URL 
USERNAME your fight is on worldstarhiphop ! ? ? ! #crazy 
USERNAME loll ! your a funny dude 😂 😂 😵 
gabrielle union seems like she would be crazy when it comes to relationships #random 
ohh noo nd this year is coming to an end ! 0.o 
thought i could tell you anything guess not ... #wow 
nothing to do in this damn house 0.o buh ... or .... d 
should i go into the fog but then again i wont come out o.o damn you fog 
when USERNAME tweets "cereal is really good” and gets 5,000 retweets in a minute #wtf 
finally i'm off 😲 #blackfriday #work #andcauseimtirednowimhungry #mcdonalds #latenight #mcchicken wit @ mcdonald's URL 
USERNAME lol yeah i love the em with the loose weave and obvious tracks o_o 
USERNAME no , i didn't even know there was one :o 
USERNAME haha i would meet you half way but its 2 :o 
( o_o ) you're ticklish ? (-__-) yea , why ? (~°_°)~ (/°o°)/ noo - USERNAME today 😋 #mine 
i look at USERNAME dead serious and say lol #wow 
USERNAME that's awkward . :o i might be transferring to mhs next semester , not sure yet :) but if i do i'll meet my long lost twin ^~^ 
have you ever started talking like the people you hang around ? o_o 
USERNAME well yeah ? you not have one ? :o 
i swear ppl just be watching all my lil social network pages like d* really is dis nmcall for ? o_0 
dey just be watching all my lil social network pages like damn really is all dat call for o_0 
USERNAME since when do you have a puppy ? o.o 
USERNAME bro . how you see that tweet ? i tweeted that like a whole day ago ! o_o 
reunited and it feels so good ! USERNAME USERNAME #timessquare #nyc #crazy #fri @ w new york - times square URL 
i'm so high on my instagram pic hahah my eye is like o.o lmao .. 
USERNAME :o i wish i was still a baby . no jokee 
USERNAME getting followed by a celebrity ... oh my god ! o_o 
raise your hand if you're confused ! ! #wtf #changes 
USERNAME he signed 16 months but he will be getting out in december & 3 years probation :o 
late night #tinroof #columbiasc 😲 USERNAME USERNAME @ tin roof URL 
USERNAME duude no :o those were for your eyes only wtf 
o_o lmao lols ........................................................... candle lmao lols .. acring lmao lols ..... ;;;;;;; lols .. rite 
#icarlymemories carly :o h look those squirrels are wrestling . freddy :c arly , their not wrestling .. carly :o h •_• lolol 
USERNAME these chicks clappin and they aint using hands o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME i can't get over the fact you have 102 messages 😮 #popularlyfee 
the moment one of the prettiest straight cheerleaders tells you they had a crush on you ! ! :o 
of course when i'm watching pretty little liars the power would go out . #wtf #scared 
why are people tweeting names of porn stars ? 😯 
what USERNAME is going to san antonio on 02/10/13 ! :o i'm going ^_^ 
USERNAME i know ! i wanna be jus like your grandpa when i grow up 😌 😏 ☝ lol jk ! but he's cool😁 how was in'n'out ? 😲 👌 
i'm texting like i'm drunk & i haven't even had any alcohol all dayy . #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME how do you know him , jay ? 😲 
USERNAME :o some of the best music comes from that group of composers 
USERNAME thinks my dr pepper can talk or something ? ? ? ? o_o she was like ! ! ! 
USERNAME so wat did u think about the discussion USERNAME had with USERNAME ! ! ! ! ! :o 
that awkward moment when someone you know asks if you'd sleep with them . #wtf ... seriously ? 
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o_o rt USERNAME doing too much all at once ... watching this porn , txtn , tweetn & dm'n ! my gawd 
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#random feelings after watching a movie . #rns @ my world URL 
USERNAME i saw you ! but i wasn't sure if it was you . 😲 
😍 😲 😊 👌💗👍 @ the americana at brand URL 
they will be here a year in february #wtf ..... 
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USERNAME i think it is cause you tweet how you would speak . :o 
i was the first to say happy birthday to USERNAME (i think) o.o 
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2:42am down here in alabama n still not sleep , smh o.o 
dont you hate hearing the trains early in the morning ? ? o_o -_- 
lol lunden was so surprised when i said that name yesterday . she was like o.o lol 
USERNAME tim :( cop pull's someone over) are you in auburn fan ? guy pulled over:nope ! cop :o kay have a good night . #rolltideroll haha 
USERNAME you never know , i might get shot before . :o 
texting mbeezy literally just changed my life in the matter of seconds . #wtf 
this girl shot her father in the head 10 times :o dam she wanted to kill that nigga 
i hate how you can breathe and smell out of one nostril like how is only one plugged ? ! 0.o 
you only live once .. that's what we say :) #rideordie #entertained #fridaynights #crazy USERNAME 
USERNAME ooh sorry , i feel asleep :o lol , and i was kidding btw (: 
thank you so much USERNAME for passing your lovely gift of attraction to me 😑 😲 😱 😂 👭 
USERNAME leave it to the asians to prove wrong everything we had previously thought about area and math and puzzles #wtf 
😍 😲 😊 👌💗👍 @ the americana at brand URL 
ive been working 14 hours or more every weekend ever since may :o when i turned 18 
she on hulk status right now , she might knock me out :o throw a mike tyson uppercut make a nigga go night night lol 
i can never fall asleep in my house when my dad falls asleep first . #weird #scared #cantsleep #paranoid 
USERNAME holy tits my brains going to explode ..... so you don't have a phone :o 
USERNAME i just found out like a moth ago that there's a nandos in canada .... like the part i love in #wtf 
omg pookie , my butt got strech marks like wtf where they come from . why they there :o o 
#qt #wishes #word #webstagram #remember #rock #random #tagsforlike #time #happy #instamood #instagr @ my bed URL 
USERNAME you're not the brightest crayon in the box are you :o #alwayssubtweetingfemales 
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haven't even gone to sleep yet and i hear my moms alarm going off #omg #seriously 😔 😖 💤😴 
USERNAME i just found out like a month ago that there's a nandos where i live in canada #wtf i've never noticed it before ! come to bc 
USERNAME soo we've been home and i texted you and you never answered me 😠 #wtf 
can't count how many of my friend girls dat done came out n told me they like me , falling for me , or crushed on me in the last 3wks 😲 😵 😧 
#random i really do believe if my head wasn't attached to my body ill loose it 
soo theirs this girl on twitter how does bad photo shopping :o 
USERNAME you crazy dude lmao , when i searched that shit my face was llike o_o 
sometimes people use you;( wow i'm starting to see what you did there #fuckedup #seriously #wrong #crazy #ugh i still stand here i mean lay ! 
i said the same shit . rt USERNAME it's already 4 😳 😲 
- o_o lmao lols ... reality is inside the computer lmao lols ... i layed my mindset in the internet lmao lols .. basically cyberspace 
i totally forgot about that :o fawk i'm so evil :p 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :o really ! ! ? ? ? ? 
its four in the morning , & i work at 7am til 11pm #wtf am i doing . 
wtf .. im still up looking stupid at 4am o_o 
USERNAME lol #truth . why does everyone go to sleep so early :( remember like 5 years ago when we used to talk :o #backintheday 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME how do u knwo ! ! ! :o 
bandz a make her dance is a good song but i don't feel like its a dancing song #crazy 
my grandfather told me when i have a son to name him after his dad , which the name is luis . 😯 
USERNAME ... as in class ? as in complete with companion ? o_o 
well this has been a night of surprises ! #happy #random #fuckingtired #berkeleyboy 
maybe i'll give him that name as his middle name , just cause i told my grandfather i would 😳 ☺ 😯 
oops i have to be up in a few hours 😲 
lowkey , alexis is kinda sorta fast for a big girl o_o 
USERNAME i was hoping so (x i was like oh lord , poor child . :o jk c: 
man twitter is dead tonight never been on this late #weird 
some guy just came thru asking for a banana o.o 
USERNAME i don't know ! ! >.< haha english or spanish ? :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME air dry ? ? .... are you serious ? ? ? in the rain 0_o #howdoesthatwork 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lol ima do that then i hope they dont ber mad thou :o 
on days i don't drink a lot of caffeine i stay up extremely late . #weird 
i wonder how many tweets does it to get to twitter jail ? :o 
USERNAME shnapp . :o dood , we should go on a ghosst hunt , like no lie ! :o we can be all hardcore status . :d 
USERNAME you're welcome ! :d you make a cute guy too . o.o i'm not trying to offend you or anything , i was looking through your pics . >.< 
for some wierd reason i get my twitter messages all late :o nd sometimes i don't even get them -.- jaja :p 
just got home , mad firetrucks around my house #wtf 
USERNAME it's ok , you can get tacos tomorrow . :o fasho fasho ! 
ice cold water is the only water i can drink :o 
USERNAME its ok babe i'm so tired tho this week was just alot to take in without you here becca is even coming around again :o lol :) 
USERNAME girl i feel you , tacos are like the closest thing i have to a boyfriend right now , no lie . :o <3 
my bed sounds soo good right now ! 😲 😑 
USERNAME im upset that i havent seen you or USERNAME this break :( #bestguyfriends #sad #wtf #missyall #xmasbreak 
USERNAME no ! whhyy ? ! 😭 😭 😢 😫😩 😲 
catching up on 666 park avenue ! #solo #crazy #scary #awesome 
watching someone beer bong captain morgan and being seriously concerned if they will be alive in the morning ... 😱 😲 
‏ ‏ ‏ ااسرع حاارس مرمى في العاالم مركب تيربو ' ‹ ☺ › ! URL ^ لا يفوتكم :o =) ) ' جو هآرت . 
this guy has been in jail for 17 years ! 😲 🔫 
USERNAME that show has always looked retarded 😐 is it good ? 😯 
USERNAME i bet we've already beaten it ! :o tacos has been on my mind since like .... before i was born . :x 
denard robinson play tailback now o.o ... gardner starts at qb 
it's sleepy time so ima go to sleep c; goodnight everyone ........ i love you o_o 
USERNAME hahah omg , i bet our ancestors were the great taco worshippers to the taco gods , all hail the taco . :o 
i almost forgot to put my alarm on ! :o 
$1000 to anyone that can guess what happened while i was out for a walk #wtf 
a one night stand o_o ... does she not know i would break her ass ? ! ? lmao 
USERNAME ohh shit . your almost at 1k tweets :o 
USERNAME you should see this skype lol becca is like striping :o omg wow ..... not lmao had you going but she said thats fine :) xx 
i'm attempting to cook for 4 guys right now . #wtf #notworking 
USERNAME what ? ? did you get a ticket ? o_o 
i can't tell if the bridge is going up or down ? ! ? ! 😨 😱 😫 😦 😧 😵 😲 😮 😶 @ terminal access center URL 
wtf jus had da scariest dream ever 😫 😱 😨 😰 😫 😱 😱 i kinda dnt wana gt on my flight today o.o 
i think someone punched me in the tummy because i have a bruise :o 
when someone drives a vehicle through one of your best friends houses<<<< #holyshit #crazy 
lik seriously thou wtf kinda dream is dat 2 b havin wen i gt on a plane today o.o dis sum b . s 
USERNAME but i can't sleep in that late :( i'm gonna be exhausted 😲 
o.0 umm ok rt USERNAME very long rt USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME long story brooks 
so yeah ..... i'm gonna die in 3 ... 2 .. 😵 
USERNAME stop lyingg :o yea u do ... or use to ! lol 
never even happend o.o my first kiss was my ex , ex boyfriend in the st . patrik's dance in 7th grade while we were slow dancing c': lol cx 
#omg #specialsomeone #oc #onthebeach #summertime #borrowedphoto #beachguy #surferdude @ santa monica beach URL 
i wonder is a blow job feels good ? ? o.o 
oh emm gee it's 12 degrees out right now ! ! ! 😱 😬 😵 
nigga said eat my pussy siri said they have pets in burlington germany ? ? 0_o 
when people tell you to come over and drink at 4a . m . <<< #wtf 
going to sleep happy & content ... at 4am o.o 
victorea ! ! ! ! were are you ? :o 
im madd . was suppose to come in on thanksgiving n did know . o_o 
4th black cat sean and i have seen all week . #wtf 
so sick 😔 😓 😰 😥 😣 😢 😨 😱 😲 
my eyes looking real low 😞 😪💤 it's about that time 😮 😵 😱 ko #knockedout 
URL . u should check out this guy :o USERNAME 
USERNAME ooh wow really ... por un guey odias a todos ? :o 
USERNAME whos steven ? :o and im downn ! duh :) 
apparently i'm fighting somebody for USERNAME but she's not mine so why am i fighting 0_o 
USERNAME so is chocolate mayne but it's just derr :o 
USERNAME USERNAME love ya joe ! .... not ! 😲 
omg USERNAME quit , stop , finish , give up on grinding your fucking teeth while you sleep . #omg . #nailsonachalkboard 
that time i visited USERNAME at work and dj ashba tenderly caressed my cheek . #random #gn @ the joint URL 
ok , i kno you good in bed but how many other guys kno that .. ? ? ? ? ? o.0 
USERNAME why the face ? :o & cool what chu listening too ? & same thing :) 
my next bf we gone live together lol ... o_o 
funniest thing ever .... when you see the wack ass competition thats not even competition . #wow 
😈👊💥 😮 🐠🐟 😵 that's what USERNAME is gunna do to me 😢 
#seattle #night #trip #random #spaceneedle #downtown #cute #rainy #late #2am #sad @ space needle URL 
sweet as sugar and everything nice ... // stupid song on the windows 8 commercial , always gets stuck in my head ! #wtf #smh 
ka2 jhat ap ? ? :o rt USERNAME : USERNAME waduhh jahatt" 
so i just got home and i'm completely sober . and i feel great . #weird 
USERNAME :o omgee ! you havent lived ! you have to hear it ! perfect song to dedicate to that special someone ;p 
wah , pcar bru siapa dhe ? ? :o rt USERNAME : ech2 pacar baru yah kak ? o.o rt USERNAME sippo , dhe :) rt USERNAME sma2 :) rt" 
6am #wtf how am i still up so late i needa get some sleep n i needa get my haircut 2morro 
i really should be in bed by now ..... i'm starting to see the wiggles back on tv ! o.o #sleepdeprived 
we keep playin tag #wtf ... our timing is off .. 
i want a picture of rihanna in my background . she's a fine one . o_o 
USERNAME lol how many times did you read the phrase ? ? #random 
lmao i tweeted 100 times in like an hour :o USERNAME 
oh my goodness ! ! ! ! ! ! big red car is now inflatable ! my goodgracious they are back o.o 
so i got paid $29 a hour wednesday and today o.o ...... 
iya , pcar ka2 dhe .. :p rt USERNAME : tuh yg nmax mimi sapa ? o.o *kepo dikit yak :d * rt USERNAME wah , pcar bru siapa dhe ? ? :o rt" 
i think it's official my entire senior class has babies . if they didn't have them in high school , they have them now . #wtf 
it's 5 in the morning ? :o that's why my eyes are squinting ..... 
kl k'nisa msh tp kl ka'ai dah ptus lma , dhe .. :p rt USERNAME : lah trus kak nisa+kak ai' ? o.o rt USERNAME iya , pcar ka2 dhe .. :p rt" 
he gotta be some joke , for heaven sakes , the dude came out riding on a bicycle with chanel loafers on . o_o 
USERNAME 's twitcon though >>>> 😳 😁 😉 😍 😲 
now that i think , ive tripped over a pencil o_o 
old people can sit an entertain themselves by talking about anything , i swear ... o.o #sobored ! 
okkay i'm going to get some rest now ! 😵 😵 😵 😵 
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geez , so much on my mind i can't even sleep 😗 😮 
lady just asked if this #hotairballoon is going to fly as high as an #airplane . #crazy 
whenever i'm in a bad/upset mood , i go watch USERNAME USERNAME audition and it makes everything better . #inspirational . #crazy . 
i know -_- pero no puedo :o maybe am a vampire ? ! ? ? ! ? ! 0_0 
i just chugged 20 ounces of coffee with creamer and sugar in it omg i think i'm gunna go for a run now . o_o 
hope im not allergic 2 chicken ... cnt b mch as i eat bt i am allergic to feathers tho .. uh oh .. o.o 
trying to fall back asleep after he leaves<<< #wtf 😥 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME .... what are you talking about ? ? o.o 
it's saturday and i'm up at 630 ? ? ? #wtf 
oh dear god ... staying up late after about 36 hrs of no sleep was a badd idea . this shift is gonna kill me ! 😵 
one thing i will never wear , a robe . #wtf #weirdshit 
lmao lols ...... just what i said lmao lols ......... o_o lols ....... i speak with my body so what u think u speak of lols .......... oh lols ...... 
i just woke up ! ! ! o_o rt USERNAME fuckk im still up 
it's 7 in the morning .... on a saturday morning , and i'm awake ? #wtf 
woke up nervous as can be ? #wtf #somethingswrongwithme #backtobed 
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i think i'm dying 💊 😔 👎 😵 😩 😞 💉🔫 
i just wanted a cappuccino blast and they don't even have it here . #icedlatte #comeon #wtf 
went to the black friday sale at wal-mart . never seen so many ugly faces at the same damn time in my life o.0 
people need to get they mind right i don't jump when u want me #wtf boo get ya life 
pretty pissed that i woke up at 5 just to get to the store for them to tell me that i don't have to work . and it's not even my store ! #wtf 
words can't explain how excited i am ! ! ! #omg #gobuckeyes 
finally i can sleep ! ! ! ! ! i'm dead ! 😵 😵 😵 
o_o lmao lols ..... wowers lmao lols ... alias lmao lols .... whats going on lmao lolsl ..... oh well lmao lols ......... 
now im hungry i need * falls to da floor* food 😩 😲 
USERNAME haha , damn ! what a long trip . :o 
USERNAME girl fa real ! and idk yet i'm look at la places right now :o 
haven't missed a buckeyes game all year ....... till today ! ! yes my life is lame af right now ! 😁🔪 😵 😲 🔫 
aw , mrs . mchale retired #random USERNAME .... i actually read the mailer lol 
( o_o ) you’re ticklish ? (-__-) yea , why ? (~°_°)~ (/°o°)/ noo 
its 6:40 am o.o why the fuck am i still in the studio ..... 
had a dream i was eating some good ass pizza . 😯 
woke up in a sweat from a night terror where i was in chile during an earthquake , then got attacked by a crazy cat ... #weird #dream 
really ? construction on 7:45am on satutday ? ! ? ! ? #wtf 
USERNAME nakakalurky kasi ate xav eh , sabi kong kaya ko na dalhin , minasama pa ? ? o.o 
some girl at wrk comes up to me like .. im like o_0 i wasn't aware of ur existence but hi 
wats all this talk about a snapple song ? ! 0_o 
my son playing wit his johnson 0_o awkwardly gross .. i'm guessing its a guy thang *smacks him off the bed* 
USERNAME nakakalurky kasi te xav , sabi kong kaya ko ng dalhin yung ammo cans , minasama pa ? ? o.o 
being a dd has got to be the worst job ever #omg #neveragain 
why doesn't my body want more sleep ? hasn't even been 5 hours . someone knock me out please 😲 #ineedzz 
USERNAME i was telling my mom & she said she was probably on drugs 😯 
a person just tried to sell me turkey hashish ! ! ! o_o 
why is it everytime a good song comes on at work it gets interrupted by a stupid comercial #wtf 
mentally preparing my body to be sore in places i didn't l know existed 😲 🏀 USERNAME 
why am i up at this time . ? ? 0.o 
when i wake up . i could never fall back asleep for some reason . -.- o.o :0 
880n @ industrial (ala ): :o ak arpt 12 min oakland 18 min castro vy 9 min 
why am i awake ? ! ? 😱 😱 😵 😴😴 
the fact that luis told me i looked pretty tonight > he never does that shit :o 😘 
been up since 4 :3 0 to bring bryan to work at 6, but only got 2 hours of sleep ... ill be dead later .. 😲 
work all day never get a break 😱 😲 💰 
when talking to #oomf ion even think about #aomf tho o.0 
i got my blow & i going pop bottler ... on my level .. i can feel my face right now , 😲 
wow so i just had an f'd up dream w/ u steph & a bunch of others . it was beyond 8 up . my mind is so twisted #p . a . w . (post acute with .) #wtf 
USERNAME so are you not a big fan of playing an acoustic bass ? :o 
people gonna be lookin at me like o_o what’d we do ? 
for my mama to move my car and find a broke down gar o_o 
USERNAME o_o you stayed most of the night ? ! 
#southwestairlines didn't bother to let me know that my flight would be stopping at kansas city . nice surprise . #wtf #nothappy 
got a sweet goodmorning text , but i'm unsure who its from .. o.o lol 
just found out my folks sold my fourwheeler ... #wtf ! 
almost hit a cow in the middle of the road #wtf 
USERNAME when my phone registers as biddeford on social networking #wtf #saco #bitches 
fucking done with today already , 180 appointments already scheduled ? 😲 🔫 
when i get up to make cereal and my milk is frozen #wtf #seriously 
patty asks if i want to go shopping . i say #wtf 😠 
i get a cool christmas gift today snow tires ...... rather get an ipad for this price . #wtf #stupidelkins #pissed 
i'd rather be dead than be at work right now 😵 🔫 
and these stupid ugly construction ppl are back in action this morning; #wtf 
the lady on line infront of me is wearing way too much cheap perfume 😳 😵 
whhyy am i up so early .. too sick to sleep 😵 😞 
what's up with the athletic shorts and then leggings underneath ? ... and then tennis shoes to top it off . #peoplesclothing #weird 
i hate when guys say . to me that only makes me question what kind of a guy you are for to have gone crazy o_o 
wtf ! sunday is tomorrow o.o that means back to providence tomorrow night -_____- 
😯 wth rt USERNAME okay now leave me alone . i got porn to watch 
hate when guys say . to me that only makes me question what kind of a guy you are for her 2 have gone crazy o_o 
you know it's gonna be a long day when your feet already hurt walking to your car on the way to work ... #perfect #wtf 
i had the weirdest dream ever ! about USERNAME 0.o i have to see her soon 
USERNAME USERNAME questionably intense but i will not ask #wtf 
USERNAME i may or may not have that cd at my parents house o_o 
did you know june 22nd is no panty day ? o.o 
.' being sick is the worst feeling ever ugh 😵 😔 😒 😞 😣 
valerie ! ! you betta watch yo calorieess ! ! ! valerie ! ! ! yo ass just ate a whole meat looaaff ! ! ! #xo j/k 😂 😖 😲 
dying because this is so true . #omg #toofunny URL 
i woke up with no clothes on ... #wtf #ok 
got the worst news ever ... i was told to put my black & yellow away for the winter cuz snow is around the corner 😵 #love #car #winter 
#s /o 2 errbody that came out to #dayafter6 went #crazy #salute 
i'm more than positive that i've watched the spongebob movie more than 10 times in the past 2 fucking days . #omg 
stop number one already ... o_o c'mon super shuttle haha (@ ampm) URL 
i hate when u tell a nigga u like girls like say for instance brown skin and they say like me #wtf 
the best v8 out there .. 😯 😑 😆 😎 😁 😄 @ bridgeport housing authority URL 
catch my birthday tweet dolls @ 9 :o 8 ! 
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USERNAME lol but shawn your hairline is running from your forehead :o done ! ! 
oh damn 😳 😵 🔥🌟 #thosenights USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #besttimes 
my room smell like that loud my mom just told me o.o 
sleepy as hell and gotta go to work soon o.o idk how i'm about to do this . 
what was 9 to 1 is now 3 to 6. #wtf 
well last week #att turned on their #lte towers and it wad great . now , #attlte is off and download speed is back to slow . #wtf ? 
USERNAME sorry doll , had to sleep ! my family is great . leighton is 9 m o.o ld &fabulous ! how have you been ? 
why did my mom randomly just say to me , 😮 😳 
attempting the gym for the first time in 4 months 😵 
aren’t we all supposed to be dead in about one month or is that cancelled ? :o 
shawdy said she wasnt tlkn to me but she in mah mentions ? o_o 
USERNAME uầy e s sang nc ngoài để xem ạ :o o :( ( 
cant put my phone down to shower o.o twitter addicting 
USERNAME where do they get these guys ? ? ? ? :o ) 
cause only a crazy stalker friend like USERNAME would like all my photos on instagram at once :o URL 
slept on a piece of wall insulation last night #wtf 
smh ... i'm gonna leave my comments about that tweet alone . #wow 
USERNAME giddy for you then ! ! ! :o ) 
the dreams i've been having lately ... i think my brain is telling me i miss bccs . #weird 
i woke up an my dad was feeling all gangsta and shit bumping dr . dre and snoop dogg o_o lol 
oddly enough my friendship with USERNAME reminds me of the friendship between USERNAME and USERNAME o.o 
USERNAME i missed bein with yall friday ! . o.o 
USERNAME - i've never seen you a school before :o 
and for some reason i have 913 messages ? o.o .. 
USERNAME wooww #unionjquartefinal is worlwide nr1 :o ye yey ye yeey 
i never straighten my hair , but the day its straight theres mother fucking fog . #wtf 
my life's as shambles as we speak 😲 i'm going into hiding ✌ 
USERNAME o_0 they shit be bussin i texted yu too 
was i drunk this entire year ? its almost december .. wth did i do this year ? ? #crazy 
USERNAME damn u was up till 4 watching that o_o lol 
"USERNAME chris brown beat her again ! ! 😵 😵 URL 
"USERNAME good morning from #follow4pics URL USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #wow 
can't believe i'm going to nyc today . so dead . 😵 
had a good ass sleep & a weird ass dream . o.o 
USERNAME not even following me tho nd i been following her for the longest o_o 
i just remembered that in my dream last night , i hooked up with justin bieber . #omg #wtf 
when i see people tweets that say and see people mention them goodmorning . i be like 😯 y'all taking orders 
our thanksgiving doesn't start til 4 but mom wants to go at 12 to visit #wtf #gunnabealongassday 
oomf was in my dream , and i haven't even talked to him since i left that school o.o 
some jewish things following me ! :o i dont like them ! 
USERNAME haha i'm in the same boat ! 😲 🔫 
USERNAME well damn that's hot af ! first thing n the am shoot that load all over his face 😮 
i really need to invest in an eye mask 😲 
getting up this early on a saturday is for the birds . wait ... i don't even hear any birds ... :o URL 
USERNAME just when i needed a reminder how awesome you are , this strikes . #wow 
woke up and realized i haven't eaten anything since lunch yesterday ... #whoa #weird 
this has to be the only mcdonald's in merica that doesn't sell newspapers or have a newspaper stand . #wtf 
dj fat ass tried to eat me ... his fat ahh lol 😲 😂 😂 
rise and shine ! time to loosen up , forget about what needs to be forgotten , burn (some) money and (lots of) fat . #random #retailtherapy 
if i lived in the uk , i think i would just be depressed because i don't sound like the cool british people . #random #justsaying 
when people are proud of doing illegal things and calling themselves a ... yeah that's great ? ... no 👎 😯 
why do i even wake up this early when there's no school ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
i love hearing ppl say the love stuff then when u offer it to them they got n nunn to say abt it ... o_o 
"USERNAME #zoey101memories when we all though dustin was a cute little boy and then URL ; holy shit o.o 
woke up this morning and feel like my back is broken . #wtf #howdidisleep 
when i tell people no thank you i'm not drinking they look at me like something is wrong with me o_o 
omg , clearly having an angry fat day .. ahh ! ! 😯 😐 snap out of it you crazy wench ! ! 
time to see my aunts .... its gonna b a pammy×3 kinda day .... o.o #icanthandlethis 
USERNAME 😮 your gift was more than 10 ... and USERNAME too ! 
ppl are popping up on my tl , :o heey guys , i thought i lost you .. /: 
#silly #kitty #himalayan #penny #meow #funny #cute #toilet #weird #iphone #inlove #instagram @ sea isle city URL 
this sounds oh so wrong but yet very right o.o 
why is it on the weekends i tend to get up early and on weekdays i just want to sleep in ... o_o 
USERNAME i wanna shout out please /.\ :o you probably won't do it /.\ jma loser 
#walmart rang out 5000 items per second across the nation yesterday . #wtf . 
USERNAME well you didn't weird people the fuck out on twitter last night so guess we're good to go tonight 🍻🍻🍻 😵 
while most people are getting up , i just ended a soccer game ... #wow 
sexually frustration can leave somebody madd foreal >>>>>> 😲 😵 😲 
i wanna go home and eat some greasy fatty food . love my #yankee family but i'm over rich people food ! #omg #cravingjunkfood 
how do i lost my keys completely sober ? ! #wtf 
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so USERNAME truest am sorry about the puke 😵 😵 😵 
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#hungoverfrommatts i woke up with my back aching , sheets wet , and cody laying next to me o_o damn i never knew he could give it like that 
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juss woke up and went to look outside , and is fucking snowing ! ! ! o_o 
& i dye the rest of my hair red :o ! 
now that im on instagram i gotta take pics of everything 0.o 
you're fucking #crazy … n you really need help …… now with that being said you can go fuck yourself . #kbye #sorrynotsorry 
my dad & bro playing fifa , this early ? ! o.o 
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rt USERNAME i am hungry but i don't wanna get out of my bed 😱 😯 😔 
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realizing how dumb some of the cartoons you watched as a kid are , now that you're older . #grownup #wow 
manager just called and asked if i wanted to take a longer break and i said o.o yes ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
i had a dream 2 chainz called me to hangout . #wtf 
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this lady at the hair salon sounds like nicki minaj o.o it's pretty scary 
even though i went to sleep at 5am i feel good ! #weird maybe i need to go to sleep again . 
i woke up to arlene looking at me o.o #tired 
o.o planning bike rides on roads with in the name .... 
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(-_-) , he called lastnight at 1 :o o , i was clearly sleep . 
furbys are back ! ! ! :o who remembers those ? ? ? 
feeling very irritable today .... don't touch me . and these dogs need to get off my bed so i can sleep o_o p 
gas chamber at basic ! 😁 😵 😷 #couchcough URL 
my bed doesn't wanna let me go ! ! :o 
they gun be like o.o ... das u pooch ? ! ? #strawberrycheesecake 
USERNAME :o oh man . i thought about shaving mine haha 
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this kid just found a nug of old medical in his sweatshirt ....... #old #wtf #stillblazintho 
when someone you don't know tweets at you .... uhh ok ? ? #weird #awkward 
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why i gotta wake up to all these texts o.o shit what's wrong ? 
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why do i text people in my sleep #wtf #embarrassed 😳 
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kinda mad cause i'm up for work & they tell me to come in at 2 o_o 
so according to lots of people i look like the kinda of person that's full of myself and stuck up o.o 
good morning still sleepy buh cnt fall bak to sleep .. :o 
USERNAME ~ u compare urself to jesus in the song freedom ? #wtf 
omg i have 2,666 followers ... will someone please follow me ? holy shit this is not good . am i gonna die ? :o 
3full hours of sleep #wtf #neversleep #ughh ! fixxn to get my cousin& such 
he went to starbucks for me . i fucking love this kid (: #omg URL 
let's talk about how i've never won anything , but my dog has ? #wtf 
oh my gosh it's snowing ! ! ! okay well it's just flurries but yay ! it's the weirdest thing - sun's shining and the snow is falling ! :-o 
touring the new facility . #wow (@ great plains spca) URL 
i don't hang out with girls ever anymore ... only chris , coda and henry ... #whatalife 😳 😜 😲 
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i am but this stay heated and excited ..... :o 
said to be obama's favorite restaurant when he was a student at columbia . :o (@ tom's restaurant) URL 
when u look at a ipad screen and then switch to an iphone screen it hurts my eyes… .. i’m like why am i on this tiny thing . haha #random 
everybody & their cousin either have a child or want a child . . 0_o can you get outta high school first ? geesh 
the sky was so white earlier this morning . looked like a snow sky o.o 
USERNAME #wow it must b freezing cold out there . counting the days &it will b the nokia concert :-) :-) 
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need a energy boost .. my bakc hurts o.o uncomfortable ass bed .. yukc ! 
my 13 year old niece got a phone . good lord what was my sister thinking .. 😵 
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i just got under armour shoes ... maybe the world is ending next month ! :o 
what's with all the amish on cell phones lately ? ? #wtf 
i'm not an idiot you fucking moron . #wtf #gtfo 
hr stop fucking with me and let me ride , fourth season working and they still can't prove i'm not a terrorist . #wtf 
i hate when i have nightmares i wake up all scared ! :o 
thee babe that jus followed me look like a straight dude o_o like serriously 
i probably won't talk to you if you've added the words waka or flaka to your name . #random .. 
#omg , i just remembered how much i #love #taimak ! #thelastdragon #glow #whosthemaster #80s #retro #flashback 
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USERNAME i went on break from 5-5 :3 0 :o 
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got my power walking outfit on and fists out ready to tackle the outlets with USERNAME #crazy #bargains 
25 minute wait , just to eat ihop . #wtf we'd never do this is nebraska . #ticked 
USERNAME \_/( o.o )\_/ eh no biggie , just speaking the obvious of course 
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biggest game of the year & it's 22 degrees outside ! #crazy 
i can never send long messages to oomf because his response is always #wtf 
USERNAME wow ... you mean someone wasn't following ? #crazy #stedmanforbiletnikoff 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces . 
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i just seen a big black dog on hanover drive :o that mf scared the shit outta me . 
running on 4 hours of sleep . fuck me . 😵 🔫 
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feel asleep on the couch ... & woke up in my bed o.o 
i saw breaking dawn part two yesterday and it kinda frustrated me o.o 
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never saw this guy a day of my life but he tells me the type of car i drive and the exact date i started working here ! o_o 
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waking up with no shirt on but totally remember having one when i went to bed ! 😳 😵 #aliens #conspiracy #crazynight 
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niggaz that act like females #wtf you want to be 
this headache will be the death of me 😵 😲 😱 😩😫 😭 😥 
why is there a commercial of lebron james getting a hair cut ? o.o 
lol it sounds like were talking to each other over twitter o.o ? 
lol miriam be doing the most when i pretend i'm mad at her o.o 
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USERNAME but woody much be pleased . look at all the media attention his team is getting . afterall , he did say , its not about winning . #wow 
somthn special bout feeling their lil fingers & hands #random 
USERNAME i found a red lighter inn my pocket 0.o 
damn someone hit a deer ! that deer was demolished ewhh in so many pieces #gross 😲 
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why are a majority of christmas movies bout finding and/or falling in love #random 
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i had a dream i escaping from prison o.o lmao 
once you go black , you never go back 😯 
he fell in love with his student and now they date ..... #weird #thatsmyfriend and #youusetobemyteacher ..... 
i want a ghetto boy .. #weird #awkward #what ! ! ! 
it's always gotta be the other way around dammit 😁 😲 
just want to lay in bed all day 😨 😓 😵 
ever since i've had my iphone i get calls from north dakota everyday . #wtf 😳 
some of you females be forgetting to find a prince , you're supposed to kiss a frog . not screw the whole damn pond o_0 #thinkonit 
who wants to play halo 4 with me ? :o 
feel like i'm working my life away 😲 come visitt mee 
this lady just sprayed me with some old lady perfume #omg #gag #makeitgoaway 
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the towns we passing love their country music ! ! ! ! o_o 
this dude really just asked me to show him around and let him stay at my house when he comes to miami o.o 
im early af . this funeral don't start til another 30 mins o.o 
` only thing i see on my tl is the #spiffkids . 😯 
i've figured out i call people in my sleep along with my crazy dreams ! #weird 
i can't believe the burke invite is already in a week #crazy 
i played call of duty last night for 4 hours #omg #addicted 
*yawn* i woke up at ten after 7. 0_o #notamorningperson 
cleaning someones puke in my drive way #wow #grate #soogrose 
have to get my check im too tired than cash it uhhg i havent been to work since sunday 0.o 
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USERNAME i was in columbia last week ! ! #random 
#wow now i know who i can and cant trust . 
i guess it can just be a full on snowstorm ... #wtf #onlynovember 
literally cuddling with a bottle of water right now . 😩 😵 
but why i had a dream my school got shot up . 😒 😲 
USERNAME tell em to switch it up bruh 0.o lol 
i came home and my dad is speaking #farsi #wtf & i thought i was the weird one ! #kuni 
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USERNAME yikes ! :o i almost fell asleep driving to my hair cut app ! no joke ! 
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USERNAME was peeping at me in my undies ! ! ! 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 
ready to fuckin graduate ! ! ! 😮 😮 😮 😮 
man u has scored 3 goals in less than 10 mins . #wow #reddevils 
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she say she like me but never wanna hangout #wtf 
munchin on some hot cheetos in da early morning :o ^.^ #classic 
i think if i go back home i'll have to go to rehab :o 
my dogs farts are on ten << #omg i think i might re-puke .... #blaahh 
i've watched way too many lifetime movies . i feel sorry if my husband even thinks about cheating on me . 😵 🔫🔪💣 
this girl at the flea maket tried hitting on me whaat ? o.o 
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nathan made it in the paper 😮 😋 USERNAME #blackfriday URL 
nothing worse than driving in the car while typing a paper 📝 😵 
i can not stand when i go in a store and get all this crap i need and all i have is a 100 bill and they can't even break it ! #wtf 
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and it's #omg it's really not that hard . #cmonnow smh . 
USERNAME o.o onion soup ? ? how ? ! whats it taste like ? ? ? onions ? ? ? 
i hate when people say our basketball team sucks , obviously it doesn't that's why we went 18-0 last year ! #wtf ? 
absolutely don't believe john simon wouldn't step foot on the field for his final game as a buckeye unless they had to amputate his leg #wow 
the price of cigarettes is totally ridiculous ... #crazy #highazzhell (@ kroger fuel) [pic]: URL 
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every time i go to sleep at a semi early time , i wake up sick . but when i stay out all night i wake up feeling good . #wtf 
just finished making paula dean's pimento cheese . it says only takes 15 min to make , took me 90 ? #wtf #foodnetwork URL 
oh god ! i'm bout to die ! it's so damn hot ! ! o.o 
even doe i have no idea what im sorry for o_o 
i could get a bongrip pipe , or i could get one of those pipes the caterpillar from alice in wonderland was smoking out of o.o 
shit’s getting too real in the dining room ! 😦 😯 
no soccer til december 6 ... wtf is this a joke ? never happens ! #weird 
old songs really helps me to think . i dunno how but it so for me . #random #senseless 
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i woke up this morning and decided my workout for the day would be greer's facial workout 😵 😂 USERNAME 
either i'm shrinking or they're measuring my height wrong ? o_o 
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there were soo many corny scenes in the new spiderman movie . #random 
i never been ready to go back home til now o.o 
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my history of dating total psychos <<<< #movinonup #wtf #goaway 
my parents spent 700 dollars on black friday ............ wtf ! o.o 
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USERNAME s: noo ..... sissy no cool like me me: :o excusee the shit outta me 
my dad made waffles with half and half because we are out of milk 😵 
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haha of course my mom has to make it seem like my sister did absolutely nothing wrong .. #wtf #shitidontlike 
USERNAME is it true that your hair is naturally straight , and you have to put stuff in it to make it look curly ? ? :o 
so i'm going to the mall for the fourth time this week .. and for the second time today #omg 
#oomf said i look like a in my avi ? 0_o lol , how ? im a sweetheart . 
i was tlkn all that shit when i was drunk abt postin the vids and pics from last night .. them bitches never need to see the light of day o.o 
3 more weeks of school then off for ... 6 weeks ? #wtf #icangetusedtothis 
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USERNAME your mom told me happy bday on facebook ! #omg #dying #loveher 
USERNAME this is the first time ive actually seen her play , watched her sing . #amazed #talent #passion #wow URL 
stepped on the scale this am and 😮 😬 😲 😟 its time to get rid of the leftovers . i don't wanna see anymore food like dat for awhile .... #mspiggy 
i treat the label like money from my shows , g . o.o . d would've been god except i added more o's . #yeezy 
so my phone is connected to the wifi but my computer isnt #wtf 
USERNAME i decided my hair is in too much of bad shape to keep up with red :o 
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! ! ! ! soon ? my maine team play today 0_o 
USERNAME there's snow ? :o everyones seeing it but me ! apparently winter has already started ... outside of scarborough #iwanttomovenow 
i love tom n jerry . they can keep ur attention without saying shxt ! 0.o 
still tripping off lastnight ... how did a & a drink come out to 10.25 ? o.o 
is my dad really jamming out to one direction 😊 💖👍 #omg #lovehim 
USERNAME she is 😮 and lmao omg mary 😂 😂 i can't imagine you as a ginger 
english is a beautiful language ! use all of the words ! #textingfail #omg 
i accidentally got some kiwi juice on my phone screen this morning and the texture is pissing me off pretty bad right now #lazyprobs #weird 
i didn't even wake up in time to see kickoff . #wow 
USERNAME my parents and their friend . we almost hit a truck full of pigs ! ! o_o 
USERNAME i kid you not that song just ended on my itunes . :o 
damn both of her profiles liked my status ? #weird 
that's cool . i get off work early #pissed i wanted to work 12.5 hours for a reason . #wtf 
don't . get . to say goodbye to dad before he deploes :( #wtf 
welp , 2 hours down ... 6 to go 😵 🔫 #work 
welp , 2 hours down ... 6 to go 😵 🔫 #work 
my baby has practice today but i forgot wwhat time its over :o 
USERNAME lmao ... thanks ! i thought i was gonna be alright til it felt like my eye was crumbling out of the socket 😵 
brandy keeps taking pictures of me naked & setting it as her screen saver . #weird 
aww poop i fell asleep with my eye makeup on . now i'm a racoon . o.o 
the fact that its saturday ... & i work tonight #fuck 😵 🔫 at least it's #doubletime 💰💰💰 
mom is playing christmas music ... is it that time of year already ? #wow #timeflys 
went to watch the game at work .. dont have the station #wow 
my dad shrunk my $60 glamour kills hoodie . #wtf #pissed 
this doctors hot but her voice throws me off o.o 
#random when ever a unknown number txt mt phone i play along 
when i see i a tweet that i tweeted before i retweet your shit & ask why couldnt you just retweet my shit o.o 
a 28 year old lady hit his husband with an 8 inch bong ..... ouch . #crazy 
holy shit i don't remember any thing from lastnight o.o 
USERNAME yea i'm deff not drinking next time i go out but i have some shit to tell you :o 
got stuffs at hottopic and spencers yesterday :3 i wish i could live at those stores o_o 
i have to eat 3 times a day & stay away from greasy & fast foods :o 
that moment of epic fail when u find out that cute guy u always flirt with had a gay stage when he was in middle school o_o 
USERNAME yea , damn what is she gonna do ? :o 
quad city dj's &the 69 boyz & k-nock >>>>>> hahahahahaha omg 😂 😂 😂 #wtf 
johnny is taking us to get korean bbq . o.o this should be fun . 
USERNAME your right it was prolly cause they seen my killer form :o 
USERNAME all of a sudden i dont wanna eat it .. -gives USERNAME the cookie- here eat it o.o boomer gave it . 
every time i reinstall instagram a number of people want to follow me , but i just want to know how they find my profile o_o 
USERNAME on twitter or the email ? o.0 i havent got any messages 
i hope my brother cleans a little bit before i get there . :o 
USERNAME hah don't worry for christmas his wives will be in new york ! .. hopefully xd and that gives me time to buy stuff ! and my hw :o 
i kept forgetting to sleep on oblivion and when i finally did so i could level up and i became a vampire idek how o.o 
committing suicide or work ? suicide it is 😵 🔫 
i slept good in my bed on my new sheets , lol #random 
this happens to me all the time . #lol #sombrero #laughing #lmfao #wtf #taco @ capistrano park URL 
oh no ! i accidently slept in at like 12o'clock and missed a little bit of the georgia and georgia tech game ! :o so unlike me . ha 
USERNAME what's wrong d; & feeling good why did you deactivated your facebook ? :o 
what the fuck was that osu defense ? ! ? #wtf ! ? 
why am i always dreaming about me being mad at someone o_o 
mama is making me clean out from up under my bed ... doesn't she understand that i could die ... 😵 
woke up with a scratch on my arm .. :o 
#random u even think how the smallest things could have made da biggest changes in life ... 
USERNAME did you just copy and paste USERNAME tweet ? ? i could've sorn she just tweeted the same thing . o_o 
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USERNAME haha curtis said he'd come pick ya up but ur car is behind his 😲 
USERNAME i think i'm brave enough :o it's just cold and i don't want to do it alone ! 
nap time . the best part of the day ! 😉 😵 
why am i hungry all the time ? ! ? ! #wtf . 
i seriously am wondering how some people can be so stupid . #wow #notsurprised 
USERNAME :o i do omg this is so good ! ! ! ! ! ! 
robitussin is the reason i hate medicine . it tastes like death . 😵 
i'm not gonna g o.o n twitter like and all that shit because i honestly couldn't give 2 fucks about this game 
tell him to bring his ass on ! ! o_o rt USERNAME finna fire dis blunt up when USERNAME brang his ass outside 
no good morning texts ? 0_o *shrugs* oh , ok . 
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:o rt USERNAME white chocolate doesn’t actually contain any chocolate in it . 
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USERNAME i knowi met him fire like 10secs he igght with me ....... but i still got my eye on him o_o ! ! lol 
o_o my facial expression when you said your were a bad bitch lol shuushh man ! 
someone called me , didn't know who they were ( he had the wrong number ) and he tried to holla at me over the phone o_o #ftw who does that ? ? 
half of my nose is plugged the other is runny . #wtf 
israel ahora lanza un ataque sobre siria ! ! :o pacatelas cabrones ! 
#oomf looks like a dude in her avi .. o_o 
wish you could be here to watch this crazy movie with me ! #sofunny #crazy 
i see some weird ass cravings on my tl o_o 
USERNAME so if i started traveling all the time you would hate me too :o :( 
that awkward moment when someone makes a sex joke and your parents are in the room & you try so hard not to laugh #omg 😳 
check out my 😮 😮 😮 oo 😮 😮 😮 face ! ! ! #cold #liquidjacket @ autzen stadium URL 
showered with no shoes on , shaved , cut my hair , and im in my own room .... i feel like a new man o.o 
you don't realize how tall the girls on antm are until they stand next to normal people 😳 😵 
0.o i need to be getting ready lol its 7:40 
USERNAME , who doesn't like me .. i'm amazing 😁💃 . jk lmao & no excuses over here ... you just better be ready too lose , against me . 🙌 😵 
its taking every bit of me to not hit the highway 0_o 
alexandria thinks her cheese is snow lol . #wow ♥ 
USERNAME hey what time and where is her sweet sixteen at ? :o 
yikes ... i feel a bruise is coming though ! o.o 
USERNAME dang ! ! ! lol :o independent ain't it haha xd my parents pay for everything for me ^_^ i just work cuz i want extra cash $$ 
“USERNAME making cake with julia because we are very happy URL oh my god .. she's just like us . she uses the same mix 😯 
i don't have state farm but insurance fibs me money o.o #lol 
working 11pm to 8.30 am for black friday ... #wtf #thatsmysleepingtime #uh #nosleep 💔 😱 💤❌ 
when my dad beats the shyt out of the couch cause morelia didn't score o.o 
1/2 the people i'm following i don't remember following ? lol #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME snakes out in november ! ? ! #wow USERNAME 
just puked up the little bit of food i thought i had managed to keep down . #wtf #imprettymuchstarvingtodeath #ughneedtogotothedoctors 
a wonder if wolmers ago keep hypin up dem tinkin dutty self now 0_o 
i just won an argument with my mom about pro-abortion :o 
great day at penn state . went ham yellin 😮 😮 😮 
an hour to kill .. 😵 🔫💨 #justwannaseeitalready #saturday #movienight #breaking @ ua kaufman astoria stadium 14 URL 
before hitler ruined the swastika it was first the indian symbol for purity #crazy 
USERNAME i started getting white spots on my body and took that as a sign to stop o_o 
thinking back ... that was the scariest , weirdest , yet most relevant dream ive ever had . #wtf #whatt 
it is 7:44p , the store closes at 9p , can anyone tell me why USERNAME stamford warming oven is off ? ! ? #fail #wtf 
#whatif there was a limit on how many tweets you can have ? :o 
don't let anyone in ..... unless its ... o.o or ..... ^.^ lol #random just came to mind USERNAME 
cam said when she go to james party she straight bone twerking cause she had no ass o_o 
apparently me being gone from 1045-2 is being gone all day 😼 #wtf #bitchyj 
just saw a guy with the exact same unit football sweatshirt that our boys in northwood have #weird 
who tf is dat nigga dat mention me like he knw me o.o 
i like the cold , but this is just insane . my house is supposed to be warm . 😯 
am i the only one who dont like sleeping with socks on ? o.o 
44 things keeping my hair up today . o.o URL 
why is amber tweeting all that freaky shit on twitter when she know i can see o_o 
my stage name is felony . what customers think my name is: melody . melanie . bethany . melissa . felicia . filthy . #stripperproblems #wtf 
#oomf said im to sexy to be single < o_o 
now why did i just find these in my phone from last night ? ! #wtf was i tryi @ somewhere in detroit , i guess URL 
i don't think i can ever understand crystal castles when i'm sober o.o 
when my dad flips the circuit breaker to keep me from watching tv <<<<<<<<< #wtf 
a 7 slide power point , two 5 pg papers , 6 chapter reviews , 5 lesson plans & an asl video . yeah , no problem 😭 😵 🔫 #help #homework #collegelife 
who the fuck listens to dub step at a party ? ? ? #wtf 
last night has me taking it easy tonight . loved getting pics for the ladies of umd fockey team & fuzzy memories at looneys with the roomies 😲 
i've never had simone love me five-ever before 😮 😮 ❤ ❤ ❤ #deal 
rofl this is one chick i don't want to be driving behind or in front of hahaha #puertorican #crazy @ walmart URL 
this dude has me & my mom listening to the weirdest music ! #eww #wtf 
you know i noticed that i tweet more than majority of the celebrities i follow o_o idk why that's weird to me ... ;p 
i'm double jointed in my toes #tbh #gross #weird but only my right foot 
how many people were affected by sandy and they only worry about seaside ? #wtf 
just found an edible in my moms purse ... #wtf 
one of my hs friends who was rude af just became a cop o.o lmao 
i'm getting big already ... shirts keep rolling up ! o_o 
USERNAME your sister is trying to arrest us . #wtf 
“USERNAME sliding tonight for my dawg birthday USERNAME 😲 😬😬👯👆 
so on friday i overheard the librarians talking about how handsome channing tantum is #lmao #wtf 
"USERNAME my view from #lightsfest in chicago URL :o omg 
USERNAME like around what time would we be back ? :o 
USERNAME oh shit i just remembered i was suppose to call you :o i fucking loved it i can't wait to go so many sexy guys omg omg omg 
USERNAME holly fucck . i'm getting excited ! lol what if she is :o 
“😁👌✨ #wow ! #vibrant #stargazer #lily rt USERNAME USERNAME 3 opened URL 
people who upload some shit of pics back to back on instagram <<< and not even of them #omg 
idk if i wanna go out or not ! #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME minecraft has demo now ? o.o 
just randomly heard papi's radio commercial 0.o lol USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME so who won ? ? lmao i was supposed to keep my dad updated :o n i didnt 
at the usc/ucla game , my family was at the 50 yard line , row 1. #wtf 
am i really staying home tonight ? ? #omg #bored #needsomethintodo #ugh . #hatestayinghomeonweekends 
if you don't think the end of breaking dawn is precious , than i don't know what is . #omg #precious 💗💓 
this girl kept putting her chest down while on the elliptical #wtf . URL 
i have to work 10 am to 10 pm on black friday ! ! #wtf #12hours ? ! ? ! 😭 😵 🔫 
ahh he's almost out :o haha i missed him to much nervous to see his beautiful face ^.^ 
:o la fer se puso mi sueter *-* tiene su olor :d 
USERNAME these zombies are comin out possessed tonight ! #wtf #tacobell 
USERNAME no idea , must make a decision by january . 😮 
i wish i was taller so i culd rock some bigger shirts kmsl #random 
USERNAME USERNAME ahh okay ! :d i hope your feeling better , i cant believe you're doing this the day before thanksgiving :o 
USERNAME omg , did he really tweet that ? :o 
can't wait to eat ! i haven't eaten since 8 this morning :o 
dude cleared out the ice rink to propose to his girl in the middle it ( o.o ) ... precious ! (@ rockefeller center) URL 
got heem ! ! ! lol #blackops2 #forza4 #gta5 #jealousmuch hahahahaha 😊 😄 😵 🙈 @ amc theatres - victoria gardens 12 URL 
USERNAME ooh burt jr . oh kevin kerbys son's name is gus . lol o.o 
i love it when other people's parents let embarrassing things about their kids slip ! *cough*odle*cough* #omg #lmfao 
did we miss the memo to go to ac this weekend ? ! #wtf #ac #dranks #crazy 
i really want to go see breaking dawn part 2 :o 
#trainwithus #niketraining #beastmode #teambjack #eatsleeptrain #makeitcount #nike #wtf #ta @ xsport fitness URL 
grabbing a bite to eat before i dj tonight from 10pm-2am . i hope i can stay awake :o (@ poor richard's commonhouse) URL 
be careful because what's beside you can always be gone #random 
that awkward moment when u run into your ex ex girlfriend's brother at a bar o_o 
:o i wanna go to a target store . ive never been in one . USERNAME wanna go with me ? USERNAME USERNAME 
life is full of surprises , sum ppl change like the weather :o it's better to be alone . t . n . f . o (h) 
your so pretty and i love you but i wanna just punch you in a face #wow #ilovemyfriends #hereistoweekend 
USERNAME lucky ! i have to tie mine together ! :o ok ... so ... do you have any siblings ? 
i been logged out what are you talking about ? o.o 
two things i learned today with USERNAME a camaro cannot beat an evo and i never want to go that fast again ! #wtf ! 
this time next year ill be living i either st . thomas , new york , north carolina , or virginia ! #crazy 
this girl just asked me if i was a real blonde #wtf 
fml i have so much hw and i've been sleeping all day 😒 😵 🔫 #lazybutt 
USERNAME i'm in leicester tonight ! ! ! ! ! ! & your working ! 😮 👍👏 ? ? ? ? ? 
USERNAME omg your being so nice to me today :o yayy i love u more my wife  i'm walkin to ur house now 
zaayum it's gonna be a year in 3months :o can't believe it ❤ not the best picture but oh well✌ 
blah so i have a ton of shit i wanna get black friday -_--_--_- o_o o_o ￣ˍ￣-_- ! 
holly shitt , old ladies be walking on the freeway o.o 
so that's how you do that ! :o this is an ah-ha moment for sure . 
USERNAME the only thing i'm concerned about with that one is litterbox training :o may need to have a conversation with you on that ! 
gabbie sending snapshots of me in my underwear to lauren ... o.0 
omg in watching this movie called #gethimtothegreek and it's freakin' hilarious like i'm crying that's how hard i'm laughing ! 0.o 
USERNAME yea it took us 2 hours it was super full :o 
my grandpa went hunting by himself ? ! :o he's crazy ! (/.-) 
american horror story just mind fucked me . #wtf #whhaat ? ! ! 
why do i always let one thing bug me #ugh #annoying #thatstheshitidontlike #wtf 
my dad was too lazy to mount the tv to the wall in the guest bedroom , so my stepmom went and bought a new one . #wow 
USERNAME i'm working mang ... i wish i wasn't thou o.o 
USERNAME what if ima tall bee . ! ? :o 
how is my nephew doing that shit ? o.o URL 
chemistry will be the death of me . 😲 🔫 
the original avengers . 😮 😮 👏💕 #avengers #comics #sheldonstatus #awesome #photograph #antique #o @ heroes world URL 
no pun intended ... lol :o ) @ vail village URL 
USERNAME beautiful love , keep it like that ! :o ) 
does that even make sense ? , i needs to catch a ride nieces left me & shit with these strangers o.o 
USERNAME treating me dinner for the first time o.o #foodporn #foodpics #foodgasm # @ cheddar's casual caf URL 
got 30hrs next week . that's damn near full time 0_o 
-- at a super fancy wedding , that i feel underdressed . o.o 
o.o ahora se ! ! xke no me habias dicho ? 
i hope everyone has a great time tonight real shit be safe and have fun and remember .... #turnup ! ! ! 😜 😝 😵 😵 
the fact that i've taken 3 pictures in the last 20 minutes at dicks sporting goods for this scavenger hunt #crazy 
noo ! lmao ! “USERNAME omg ! ! rt USERNAME omg guys ‘haylor’ is real :o — URL 
brennan and booth are fighting o.o .... way to into bones lol 
why my tl is all about white girls o.o ... they chill ! well some of them . 
USERNAME all i hear in this house is tf did i do to them o.o ? 
should i cut my hair again ? ! ? 😦 😶 😲 😬 
this rain & all the moisture in the air is no bueno for the hair :o 
my mom still wont let my sisters boyfriend spend the night .. lol like wtf , shes already pregnant whats the worst that can happen ? o.o 
USERNAME lions in cages was playing in this show :o 
so USERNAME sees a cop while she's walking towards me with our beer . and her smart idea is to throw them in the car and #wtf 
when USERNAME doesn't text me back ... 😭 😞 😵 
yeah , let me get up n iron my clothes n stuff ... i gotta work". o_o 
i forgot my goddamn mother fucking key to the building / my room #wtf #fml 
julien just sent me a picture of the backs of my parents heads in a movie theater #wtf 
s/o to USERNAME for being cute . got damn :o ctfu sike nah follw me ? 
USERNAME :o my bad lol i got the height right tho 
wow nice defense wvu ! ! ! ! ! ! #justkidding #wtf 
my weekends are too short . tomorrow is sunday already ? #wtf 
USERNAME it is ? :o yeah i'm not one so i wouldn't know . 
USERNAME omgg :o no way ! ! and we missed u guys at halloween here ! ! :s 
USERNAME yea , it's pretty crazy ! ! a couple was trapped inside of the one car and they had to cut off the roof :o 
my family doesn't like me because i'm honest and real o.o , wtf , they should fuckin love me for that . 
“USERNAME USERNAME ✋ hol up ! URL wth ! i was by your house with #oomf when i texted you ! :o 
hog traps are now fixed .. i will show no mercy 😲 😵 
so ... does that mean you got a fat pussy ? o.o 
USERNAME 20. i'm about to be 23 ! ! ! 😯 😯 😯 😯 
gulf of mexico bitchess ! ! ! time to go bikini shopping ! ! o_o *pause* ball 1st ! ! come on rmu ! ! ! ! 
he said he dont want a relationship bt cuff some other bitch :o 
- these niggas is some straight porn stars i swear o.o USERNAME over here taking pictures as monee pose 
lying about something so stupid and so small . #wow 
ommgg so tired and it's almost 9pm ! #wtf way too early . 
i love you michael ! 😘 🙇 ❤ 5⃣ ❤ 🔟 ❤ 🔟 ❤ #random #loverboy #greatday #51010 
USERNAME #wtf what did u do lmao idk u could get suspended 
sometimes i look down at my foot and feel surprised that i have a tattoo there . i've had it for 3 years haha #weird #ink 
USERNAME dougy doug hope school is going good ! ! can't believe its already been 2 summers 😵 #missyou #hf4life 
our friend died from this shit ... will ppl ever truly learn #seriously #wow 
USERNAME lmao we were just sitting here talking about that shit . smh .. :o 
if our defense weren't complete scrubs we would be 7-3 no doubt . and we bench bray with a lead #wtf #southcarolina #georgia #mizzou 
USERNAME it's soo good , yellow on this album is a must hear #wow 
USERNAME :o what you mean you dk ! are you with my boo 
i should start saying ny prayers now so i can give god ahead start on helping me #omg #halp #wahh 
i could scream so loud right now that people in africa could hear it . 😵 
USERNAME :o uhh oh ! good or bad ! ? 
saving bud now that's some shit i can't do :o 
USERNAME USERNAME and they're gonna make mixed drinks 😲 😲 
where the boyz at ! ? ! ? #omg girlz 
USERNAME no way , talk about problems . 😯 👎🙅mercedes all the way . 
he wanted to come putin the picture #howawkward #mariachis #cute #random @ el mercadito mariachi restaurant URL 
#twilight #breakingdawn #omg #movie #teamjacob #sexy @ amc discover mills 18 URL 
so my friend made a fucking account on some sex mingling site and he used my named #fuckd and #proud he want to just like me wow but #wtf 
ialmost bought oomf they christmas gift today but idk what size they wear ! o.o 
how do my headphones always go missing , i always keep them on my desk . #wtf #hashtag 
USERNAME that was fast o.o and my pipe wabbit it broke :c 
haven't been here in ages ! :o pinon doesn't look any different .. lol 
don't know if i'm seeing lighting or if my eyes are tweeking out ! ! ! #lightning #wtf #fresno 
USERNAME its cool , alot of people have came already :o you guys should hurry so you can get a table ^.^ 
#factaboutme i've never been to tuba city , az :o 
soo after i get off work but im still there i have jameer & dis mf comes up 2me & say damn can i b his step daddy o.0 nigga what 
dooley is freaking dumb ! put someone who has been playing in the game ! #wtf #worleycan 'thandlethis 
holy fuck .... i have never been more drunk o.o 
lmfao can always count on my mom to cheer me up #drunk #omg 
random nigga called my fone asked was i single .... ! ! #damn o_o 
were beautiful like diamonds in the sky im pretty sure theyre called stars ... :o 
lets face it , we all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student ... o.o 
i've never been here before 0.o at least walking in ... i couldn't find the entrance lol [pic]: URL 
shit just got real who pretends to be a guy and have a with someone ... that's just fucked up . this show is intense 😮 🙉 
i don't remember much of my childhood , but what i do remember wasn't very nice at all . o_o 
when aijalon told me #2omf were huge players :o i was too shocked . neither of them seem like the type . 
USERNAME 😱 😲 😨 😳 what do you be watchin ? ! ? ! 😱 😲 😨 😳 
USERNAME omg we are skyping ! ! ! ! o.o 
#omg its gonna #rain yayy woo hoo ╰（￣▽￣）╭ @ kerman , ca URL 
i really just had a brand new honda & my parents sold it . why am i still in shock 😮 
kevin hogan is impressing the shit out of me #wow 
i ❤ blue moon 🍻 at #bw3 watching #ufc with zach . 👊💥 😲 
i did miss the smell of the redlands . #weird 
every time i get a snapshot .. i always get anxious .. what if some girl flashes me .. :o 
my brother has sissors with him .. he lookin like he about to kill someone o.o 
USERNAME uhhmm ... i be happy wen i c u and ur frenz , but while i can usually tell exactly wat ppl thinkin ... i cant wit u ... #weird 
an old man told me i sounded like i just came from the sticks because i said today at work . #wtf go up north some where 
pretty sure there's a dead body on the bus cuz it smells like death #wtf 
dear pandora ..... please tell me why this is on the my chemical romance channel ? ? ? ? ? ? #wtf URL 
i want something sweet but idk what im craving 😮 
i never knew there was so many shops at patriots place #wow #awesome 
lightning in the clouds , wish i had a photography type of camera .. #allgod #random #refre @ alta apartments URL 
i dropped my drink in my lap ... not only is that a party fowl , but my vagina is now intoxicated ! ! 😮 😄 
gana see my old friends in a bit . dam last time i saw some of these ppl was like in 7th grade . :o 
USERNAME saw me o_0 idk how cause i aint with her . creep/stalker 
oh shit . my bro said his store already got their shipment of the dark knight rises . o.o i need my bane on blu ray (w/ subtitles of course .) 
USERNAME i would have went into cardiac arrest if i saw one . 😵 
liz & will's birthday dinner 😮 #polaroid #habachi USERNAME USERNAME @ east tokyo hibachi & sushi URL 
can i give up now ? ! #killmenow 😵 🔫 
USERNAME i dunno but that test hurt like hell . lol only on my left wrist though . i guess my right wrist gets more exercise ? ? o.0 
USERNAME that's what you think . i put something in your drink .. :o 
i liked how in middle school you could talk to anyone with out consequence . now if you do , you are either 1) talking shit 2) flirting #wow 
i need to defeat my procrastination problem asap ! :o 
lool i just went on my myspace :o i was so fugly , lol at least i listened to good music 
apparently all single moms are on welfare ? nope . not even child support , and i don't get help from my family . nice try though . #wtf #no 
USERNAME ahh ! :o .. your right i'm just do my nails or something cause if i keep laying here ill knock it in a matter of seconds 
USERNAME i may be here over summer , so that'd be awesome ! i'll be super excited to see you ! like maybe stroke-excited :o 
USERNAME its okay . we can chill one day , and just laugh until we're swimming in a pool of piss . o.o 
just got home from nathan's square . grabe . daming tao . 0.o 
USERNAME last fbs team to start 5-0 then lose next 5 games ? ... wvu about to do it #crazy 
big time rush's first episode . don't think i've seen this :o 
just passed a guy in jort cuttofs . i don't even know where to begin ... #wtf 
just watch the raven . oh my god . i almost screamed ... o_o i don't think imma be sleepin tonight ... 
USERNAME what :o don't you ever fucking say that 😤 
USERNAME hey it's my birthday weekend too ! ! ! 😮 
"USERNAME who wants to come tame the mane ? lol URL when i saw this i was like ... o.o lol 
USERNAME step dad is 10 years older than me .... #wow 
USERNAME you're far from fat . but you do look fabulous #wow 
“USERNAME USERNAME ahahahahahah this is seriously always our conversation the next morning 😂 😂 URL bahahaha #omg 
and they both didn't show up to mine . #shouldibepissed ? ? #wow #smh ;/ 
only USERNAME would bring mittens to wear at the movies ... #weird 
oops that tweet kinda sounded like it was about #oomf but it really wasnt ! 😬 😯 
haven't took a picture in a whole month ... 😯 
my mom is mad at me because i didn't bring her home a pot brownie ... #wtf #whoareyou 
USERNAME if you ever wanna talk on im or skype , i'd be happy to listen . :o 
me nd my little bro was doin yo momma jokes i told dat pussy "ya mom so fat when she found out twinkes was goin o.o . b she went on a strike* 
USERNAME aww , i hope you go :o i want you to go . ^.^ 
bob marley tea actually works .. i'm so chill and relaxed right now . or am i high 0_o 
standing on your feet all day and doing hair gave me a whole other level of respect for licensed hairstylists who do it everyday ! #wow 😯 😯 
ugh since my daddy got acid reflex im guessing i have it too 😲 😲 
when is ut gonna play to a&m ? ? ? :o 
:o rt USERNAME omg . rt USERNAME #oopss rt USERNAME check the receipts fags . check them . URL 
treated my little sister aka princess faggot out to pho :o ) @ saigon de pho URL 
and USERNAME thought he had gross chops #omg #isthisreallife URL 
wanna give a s/o to USERNAME ! ! ! ! happy bday ... and you guys don't forget to vote for him o_o 
the fortunes sam cate and i just got in our [productivity] cookies , opened in that order . #weird #cra @ home URL 
in love 😍 😍 #cheesecake #factory #yum #omg #delicious #fatty @ the cheesecake factory URL 
😵 my horoscope has been completely correct so far today ! ! #aries #creepy 
USERNAME omfg ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😲 😵 
wow , a 101 people from 4,000 followers ? i am so not interesting to listen to or read from #crazy 
did i just see a seven year old wearing make up ? #wtf 
my saturday night: brinner , super nintendo , and scotch . #party #getonmylevel #crazy 
and they seriously wonder why i do the things i do ? ! #wtf #idiots 
eew my sons breath stinks ! #wtf he eat ! ? 
price chopper doesn't even have any twinkies already ! :o 
USERNAME wait ... lil nigg ? haha (: #wtf ? 
USERNAME so freaking pumped for what's going to go down tonight with USERNAME we're going to get #weird #yeahbuddy 
USERNAME i've seen the crazy in your eyes . o.o 
just read the lyrics to unconditional love by neyo and cried the entire song .. #wow 
USERNAME lol i'm an idiot but thank you :) i just changed it though so idk which one u liked o.o 
if purdue can beat indiana next week , it will be its first three-game winning streak in one season since 2007. #wow 
so i came home today and found out my mom just decided to go out and buy a used car . hmm #what #random 
yeaa buddyy ! ! 😱 🙀 😵 😍 😜 💜 
i'm in such a weird mood right now 😲 & why does it feel like its midnight ? ! 
i don't think oomf is getting my texts again .. #wtf 
i don't think i've ever seen an ass so that #wow #whitegirlgotit 
USERNAME why do you have a naked white surfer as your background on twitter . #akwardfree #doubtful 😯 
how she cooking for the next bish though #wtf #thecolorpurple 
channing tatum's strip scenes in magic mike are just ........... my god 😮 😏 😆 
:o hahahaha you would have to smack my eye out 
i want a rotating bed , with mirrors on the ceiling && a stripper pole in my bedroom ! #random 
i'm 17 and i still sleep on a bed with wheels . #wtf 
since when is there a 1d store in times square :o i demand that tw get one too ! #unfair 
#itsuckswhen you realize sheldon cooper has more friends than you . #wtf 
i didn't know wobble girl/ dubstep girl was fake #wtf #slowpoke 
i swear i always look at the clock when its at 9:11 #weird 
thump ... thump ... thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump my heart rate and blood pressure >> 😵 
baylor is up 21-7 against #1 kansas state #omg #upsetalert 
just had an orlando (407) number call my columbus , ga (706) number asking for anthony’s pizza (in orlando). #wtf 
i saw music and a burlesque show at goorin bros . hat shop , a totally awesome #wtf (@ goorin bros . hat shop) [pic]: URL 
i got out of the shower and heard country music blaring downstairs ... #sayssomething #cleanhouseobvi 😯 
USERNAME indoor by the new wal mary on 78 :o 
tell your friends don't follow me to see an argument #weird 
USERNAME don't forget how cheap they are . ! sweatshirts ; $5 😮 let's goo . ! ! ! 😁 😂 
i bet you somebody is having sex right now o.o while somone else is eating pizza ;o 
hahahahahahaha omg my brother just said hahahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 #wtf 
is it bad that i don't really want anything for christmas ! #weird 
another night out with my boys/teammates . 🍺 😵 👍 
#ifitwasuptome all schools have to start after 9 am :o 
this stuffed dog is about my size . #wow #looklikeabum #dontcare URL 
omg ouch ! ! ! ughh ! ! ! i feel like i'm dying ! ! ! 😩😩😫 😢 😫 😢 😰 😰 😵 
USERNAME uhh what chips are you eating ? ? lol #weird #missyou 
i drove to work and got a ride home o_o . wtff . i feel like an idiot . 
how dare this magazine put USERNAME and USERNAME on the same poster ! how the hell do i decide which side to put on my wall ! #wtf 
it's gonna take me a while to get used to these new maps . #wow #lmao 
USERNAME just called me & hung up xd d ohkay bitch thanks ! :o 
USERNAME not in the mood to party ? ? o.o 
USERNAME lmfao ... ew 0.o if only you could see mine and USERNAME 's convos about how much we hate the bob 
i had a dream about b ..... ! ! ! o.0 wat 
imma hit up that nigga o.o it was mad random 
omg ! just won an ipad mini ! ! 📲 😍 😮 💓 @ glenwood community center URL 
got me in my o_o ... #wtf face ! . 
not that i put peanut better in a bowl and eat it (: #weird 
USERNAME :o no way ! okay now i need to know who's having sex ;o 
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when my cousin tells me to not be so hard on calvyn .. #wtf #familyfirst 
i guess me and ben just talked to ? i just youtube'd it and it totally way . #crazy . 
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o_o rt USERNAME nutted right n him without hesitation ! 
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still picturing USERNAME 's face after the gorgeous figure skater did some tricks in front of her 😮 
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marjorie just scared the mess out of me at chickfila :o 
ok ... ex step brother .. hitting on me .. #wtf 
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laying in bed reading #50shadesofgray #50shadesfreed #omg #bookporn #lovingit . #lucky 💏💕💍 
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at first i thought he called me a chicken o.o 
spending my night shoving cough drops down my throat . #ihatecoughing #ugh 😷 😭 😵 👎 
#scaryexpierence a junior hitting on you . #heaintevencute . ain't nobody got time for that . #crazy 
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USERNAME that ridiculous sister forseriously they need to stop screwing you around speaking of which i need a massage lol #random 
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nothing smells as bad as my basketball shoes do . 😲 👎👟👟🏀 
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three nightmares this week involved me being shot . i am not a fan of this . #random 
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- im just curious , how do yo stomach hurt . . but we hit you in yo balls ? o_o 
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bro ... mcdonalds in orlando str8 aint got no dolla menu :o #wtf 
damn sonn i just jumped out my car an didn't put it in park o_o 
eww havnt been on twitter lately .. all i see is ugly ass couples ! o.o 
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soo turns out club majestic is a strip club ! ! ! :o -ohshitface- 
gumaro liked one of my pictures on instagram & he doesnt even follow me :o 
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i denied a shot .... woah :o that's a first 
go mentor ! ! ! that was the best football game i've ever watched #crazy 
slow internet , makes me not want to get on the internet .. #slowinternet #wtf 
adult beverages with adults ! #wow — drinking an unfiltered wheat beer by USERNAME @ track side bar — URL 
musical chairs is like the most competitive game ever i swear . :o 
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brought to you by URL thanks USERNAME #irony #ironic #wtf 
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that funny moment when you see a tweet and you go to retweet it , then see that he retweeted it first . . <3 #weird 
why are so many toddlers memorized by me ... o_o 
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my dad knows the coach of the oregon football team #random 🏈 
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jack in the box now has a do it yourself order machine inside . #crazy 
wish i would've gone to the game now . #wow 
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this weather is weird , it stopped raining hours ago , yet the clouds are still gray . might rain later tonight & tomorrow . 😮 
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rehearsal for tomorrow ! join us zaftra for the slavic . thanksgiving concert at 19 :o o . #slavabogu ! URL 
just watched a guy drive in like he was insane beat a woman and she got away and pulled 2 kids out of the car #omg 
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it's so cold in my room i need someone to cuddle with 😖 😵 
ova da g's house again ooh im bored wit da cuz :o and she sick 
so tired but i have to stay up to do laundry .. soo boring 😲 😖 
i'm gonna have 2 thanksgivings and they're not gonna be on thursday . #weird 
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- this niqqa swear he will find out my every move :o 
everyone loved breaking dawn but i wasn't really happy with it .. 😮 
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my night is fucked up with me stuck in da house alone #wtf 
i'm going to go cry now . 😭 😣 😠 😡 😢 😲 💔 
- anyone want to come pick me up ? ! ? ! ? ! #sobored #omg 
some girl want me to go with her to see twilight & she'll pay for me <3 :o 
USERNAME well , you can do something to put a smile on my face . :o 
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#wtf how this fat nigga come n the club with some mj basketball shorts i big ass hoody and a beanie on his head #wtf #wak . shit 
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spending the night getting fuucked up with the boys . 😁 😲 😘 
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USERNAME :o no u arent , either way , idc anymore . 
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USERNAME oregon is trying to blow this game , how do they not get that fumble ! #wow 
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USERNAME it wasn't over but they were up 52-24 😲 🔫 
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i have to lay on a certain angle or i feel like i'm gonna be sick 😲 
hopefully we make it to toads by midnight . 😮 
after this game someone come cuddle me . i need to be cuddled . and rubbed . my body torn apart from football earlier 😲 
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holy :o can't believe #1 and 2 both just lost 
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noo ! ! ducks lose ! #wtf ! i hate notre dame and the sec ! screw the #bcs ! 
lol the look on all the oregon fan's faces are all the same :o 
#1 & #2 lose #wow #bcschaos #ncaa to bad ohio state #buckeyes can't win title or they'd be right there #missedopportunity 
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me: i want to do things that make angels cry ! bf: o.o ......... 
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USERNAME it's like feeling the hangover before the night is over . fantastic night of college football and then #wtf 
wow number 1 and number 2 both lose ! #crazy 
#wow #oregon and #kansasstate both lose . irish back on top . #ncaa 
hate when people don't have a profile picture ! its like who the hell are you ! ! ! ! #wtf 
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USERNAME the stars could be lining up . no way gators beat bama but they may get their shot . #crazy 
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oregon out . kansas state rUSERNAME notre dame in . #crazy #bcs 
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taye said she use too slide on trash bags o_o 
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me o.o ! cuz you told me too ! -.- 
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this bitch dirty a|s , tweeting & retweeting horny facts & shit ! ! o.o wtff ! 
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soo my uncle that legit hates me is here and my dad isn't . #omg 
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well i've spent about $400 at belk the past month ... mother is gonna kill me . o_o #brokenow 
just saw a little baby that looks exactly how i looked as a child 😲 whatthefuck ! ! ! 
imma blow your brains so you know wat you aint right #random 
pondering how many victims were subjected to seeing up my dress while i was that girl atop the pickle bar last night . #wtf 
that's easy ! i was being a clueless bastard . opening my eyes and going to start being #real word of the day , folks \ o.o / 
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USERNAME my phone won't let me text you .... 😣 😞 😔 😭 😥 😲 
had a man just tell that he picked an age to start smoking .. what kid sits there and goes oh on my 28th birthday i'm gonna start smoking #wtf 
i have an obsession with sweaters . i almost bought like 8 today . #wow #outofcontrol #blackfriday #hurryup 
:) i'm going to upsize , now just need to buy my tunnels :o 
the asses on some of these football players 😮 😮 😎 
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played well in richfield .. how i got sick .. idk . ! :o #bull .. >.< 
so all of the fun is done for the weekend time to study some anatomy #yay #wow 
i still can't believe snoop dogg changed his name to snoop lion & went reggae :o 
imessage is down in the whole world is using txts right now o.0 
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i dont understand football nor does it excite me . o.o lol 
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so instead of complaining to twitter about imessage , go to settings , turn it off and just send a regular text 😯 
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ya scratch that , my imessage isn't working either #wtf 
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holy crap , i got like 100 followers in 24 hours o.o awesome . 
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i get out the shower .. cowboys #winning and texans #losing . :-o 
when USERNAME & USERNAME snap chat you at the samee time ... #weird 
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#shitmyroommatesays after we just spent 30 minutes picking out my outfit USERNAME #wtf 😂 😂 😂 😂 
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my mama just walked n here n told me these clothes on my bed too lil can she have them o_o ..... #staycalmminnie 
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i don't understand how people sit around all day talking about people . 😐 😵 
just saw a girl pirate in the mall . she had a bird on her shoulder . #wow 
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on a lunch date with my lover marmarie_antonette and eating crepes ! it's soo good ! 😲 #crepe @ suzette URL 
just stepped on some cereal , officially a cereal killer :o 
is it bad i miss your family more than you now ? #wtf ? whatchin the dilemma with a brand new 12 bud light platinums #gruntswag 
apparently #imessage is down . this is the 1st time its happened to me . #wtf #iphone 
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studying bio for the rest of the day . #wtf 🔫 
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USERNAME o_o with your stingy self i was bt to take u out to eat with me 
my friend i haven't spoken to in a while just called to see if i could drive to the woodlands to cook dinner with him as his mom . drugs 😯 
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USERNAME hahahaha fml 😲 🔫 i wish i knew what exactly happened last night 
i find it ironic how , the cowboys are 'americas team' but america doesn't except homos but have homo for their qb ? #weird #idiots 
i haven't been to the mall in years . :o 
that was too damn easy ! ! #wow where is the defense ? 
lmao ! ! we have our own jacob , but jonny really does look like #taylorlautner #crazy 
shout out to my bowl #ziggy no one would believe it survived a 4 story drop lmao #ridiculousness #crazy #justanother #moment USERNAME 
if USERNAME USERNAME only saw what was going on in this room ! spring cleaning bitches #cleanfreak #germaphobe #crazy 
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i'm gonna go do something on paint cuz i'm bored o.o ~ laterz . 
i hate to judge people , but sometimes it is too hard not to . #weird 
the chicken store was all out of chicken :-o :-o :-o ;-( 
USERNAME the moment when you live in the us and has no idea whats going on ? ? ? o.o 
my mom deadass abandoned me at the laundry for an hour 😵 
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USERNAME how did you know i was on the train ? 0.o 
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i think yu was cute that why i kiss yu o_o 
USERNAME on the floor in between u and that man ? sure ... cuz my booty will fit ... plus u smell :o 
am waiting as my co-founder makes final decisions on a couple comedies before i press submit on the fb release ... :o ... coming soon ! 
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USERNAME duh . i never sleep that late . 😲 
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wow ! ! ! what a turn of events for the browns ! #crazy 
that's embarrassing when i try to buy food but my card declined 😯 
i start pmsing like a week before ... #wtf i'm such a bitch . 
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i place them where i want ! tangling them n shit ! #wtf 
#lmaoo damnn ihaven't heard that barbiee song in the longest :o 
i don't think he thought this one through ... #wow #elimanning #iloveny @ dunkin' donuts URL 
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USERNAME o.o :o o :( ( , never going out to day light again 
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i'm about to flip shit on apple and verizon . can't send any texts #wtf 
wow i have the oldest facebook &twitter :o like damnn . 
that was one of the coldest hits i've ever seen #wow 
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USERNAME ; then idk ? wait i was right ? :o .-. 
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when you're so tired you don't remember having a conversion at all o_o 
i only ask for stuff around my birthday and christmas #random 
her hubby said he'll put her body in the . river and pass the lie detector test o.o 
#wildpair #flats #white #gold #spikes #bakers #shoeporn #omg @ summer lakes URL 
this like the 5th time someone called called my phone asking for fredreka ... lol however you spell it o.o 
but i'm sittin outside on my break n literally a freakin squirrel comes towards me by my feet n jus looks at mee #wtf i was mad scared 
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so keith is playing zelda & out of nowhere he goes , when we ate like 2 hours ago . #random #lovehim 
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© some girls its the younger the sluttier .. the older the trashier o.o jessica alba though is perfect 
they have a online dating site for farmers . #wow #smh 
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USERNAME :o o i just get 134 followers , give me another s/o bro . 
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helping my brother with his homework , and i forgot half this shit o.o 
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USERNAME ( 0.o ) if i think wat u did smoke then i miss out 
when a random person from another table takes a picture of you 😳 #wtf 
reading this #forksoverknives book . lots of recipes marked and wifey has never made them . #wtf 
i have to wait two weeks for my debit card to get here o.o thank god i didnt put all my money in the account lol 
USERNAME that's where i am 😮 .. the walmarts in florida were so nice . like the equivalent to targets here 
folks must like being disappointing ? must like losing the credit u give them ? o_o strange cuz i do the most to keep how im perceived high 
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i think #oomf was talking about me that's why i rt ! o_o 
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USERNAME and notre dame wasn't even ap top 25 #crazy 
i swear i watch the weirdest movies . i don't even know how i find this shit . #weird 
this movie mom is watchinn: lol dude just said what is this ? ? :o 
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this music at my job tho 😒 😩 😲 💥🔫 
i make myself laugh hysterically ... that's normal right ? 😯 
when u find out the kid from #homealone is 32 yrs old #wtf 
USERNAME help ? o_o that's probably why i slept special long . 
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USERNAME :o o omg omg <3 . <3 look at my header lol but wtf >:o i lost 3 followers lol thanks tho :) 
ever since i hit 1000 tweets it seems like they're going up slower #wtf #imtrynabreakrecords 
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when someone you really wanted at some point says they want you but your already over them :o #tolate #imsorry #notreally 
USERNAME and it is fantastic ! #wow but it's so twenty-tiny ... 
two more hours of work #puke #12hourday some one bring me a 5 hour please 😲 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME :o julia who taught you that word ? 
- my 11 year old cousin to my 12 year old cousin #wow #familyvacations 
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bandz a make her dance came on like 300 damn times today ! like #wtf 
USERNAME who still plays call of duty 2 ? o_o 
#relationshipsendbecause the guy wants to give her the sauce but she won't take it 😮 
what would the world be without fuzzy socks ? 😵 
USERNAME half of your tweets are in spanish , so imm like o.o like #whiteegirllprobs 
i hope nobody ever finds my old twitter . that picture of me o.o 
now megan's googling it oh my fuck . #omg #nonono 
welcome to walgreens where the alcohol is now right next to the school supplies . o_o @ walgreens URL 
#dexter is on ! ! ! ! ! 😲 😃 😁 
thanksgiving day pic . #myself #justbecause #redhead #curlyhair #random #umm #yeah .. 😁🙆💁👀✌ @ nuñez residence URL 
for some reason my phone keeps deleting some of my tweets ... #wtf 
i hate when a nigga get high and get goofy , #random 
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for some reason , when you told me that i got super jealous ... #weird 
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and don't get me started on the club poses 😲 
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USERNAME it would be since i've only play just dance once ! :o 
i #hate the #word . too many #random letters smashed together . 
what helps the soreness after getting your belly pierced ? i need to know asap . #iminpain #omg 
my brother USERNAME just admitted to being a strong black woman o_o idk how to handle this 
idc how old i am , sex scenes during movies with your parents will forever be somewhat awkward . 😳 😲 🙈 
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USERNAME i like that song ! haha was just talking about it 😯 
some mexican disliked my video cause i dont speak spanish #wtf 
this is a betty boop jacket made out of a pair of jeans and a beach towel o_o @ best buy URL 
when i eat food it makes my stomach fatter not my butt #wtf #whitegirlprobz 
USERNAME :o :'( see how she do me . i dont do nothing but love her 
if usc wins tonight , bama beats georgia in the sec title , who plays bama in the championship 😮 
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USERNAME its a better sight than yo face ! ! ! #omg #kingkong 
this is the #world that we #live in and maybe we'll make it through 😯 @ nyc URL 
beauty and brains are a luxury apparently because not everyone has it ! #random 
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my godfather's face right now 😯 @ our lady of vietnam parish URL 
i've got 99 problems and they're all concerts i can't go to :o ( 
one thing to like about usc ... their cheerleaders #wow 
why do i feel like this all the sudden .. #weird #oomf 
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my mom got in a serious argument with me aunt omg shit about to go down ! :o 
USERNAME yes but if both of the buttons don't work idk how i would use my phone o.o 
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mm i wonder if i look like any celebrity ? 0.o 
i didn't even tell my bff me and #oomf had a thing over the summer 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i just had cake & yupp , we would actually see them on our tv's ! :o 
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pump it up just got me in the mood to go clubbing . #wtf #yougotserved 
upset my cards lost to uconn in football today #wtf , then we definitely need to take care of duke in hoops #cards 
of course rt USERNAME anesthesiologists make bank . o_o never knew . 
i peed for the first time all day a few minutes ago ... longest pee of my life . & i can't believe i only ate once , & i'm not even hungry o.o 
i feel depressed and so emotional , and i cant seem to figure out why ! someone help . #wtf #help #depressed #emotional 
i have a serious phobia of bugs crawling into my ears when i'm sleeping at nights 0.o 
USERNAME woah , wait . who all is there ? o.o 
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all of my bathing suits are gone ? #imconfused #wtf 
USERNAME bandwagon fan . just cause golic is an alum , doesn't mean you gotta kiss his ass as well . #saddened #bandwagon #wtf 
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freaks act like virgins and virgins act like freaks #weird 
cleveland is not good so why the fuck are the #heats losing by them #wtf 
boo got me watching this ratchet movie cb4 #wtf #ghetto 
llego el momento del cambio ... chau ipad1, hola ipad4 :o ) URL 
liyah right across from me , texting me calling me sexy ass " o_o 
wtf is this shit my mom got me watching o.o 
kmsl dude you my fucking blood n you did it like that #random #thoughtonearlier 
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a guy can take a picture in a towel , and its but a girl takes one picture in a bikini and shes a slut . #wow 
o_o rt USERNAME he likes the way i ride it 
USERNAME USERNAME o.o scratch that , now i just need danny :d :d 
i have the bubble guppies theme song stuck in my head #wtf 
so i guess that's it ... my sister's really married ... #wow 😢 😭 
no plans for tonight , and i think ill end up keeping it like that . :o 
fb famous USERNAME on twitter :o ? hey n . n 
world full of #fake fucks , and wishful thinking . ! . #omg .. #isthatevenpossible ? 
thanksgiving food poisoning , you have got to be kidding me #epicfail 35 out of 52 of us #wtf 
USERNAME the pact . what the hell melissa . 😮 
USERNAME extremely ! ima erase your name from my whiteboard ! 😮 😈 
#random i just love it when a rapper blacks out on a track and just makes the song his/her own . 
USERNAME walked to the pay phone to make a call to you . guess what ? i didn't have any coins . o_o URL 
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USERNAME new lol i just got tired of clubbing too :o 
USERNAME i'm staying home , i don't feel good . 😵 
USERNAME i don't know what happened ! ! ! :o 
omg . i just saw a little boy who looked just like USERNAME it was kinda creepy . :o 
today was weird . actually , this whole week has been weird . #weird #sayweirdagain 
he said he don't want to break a hundred dollar bill tho . o.o my dad is stingy . he tearing up thee house looking for two quarters 
USERNAME sometimes it's so bad i can't even courtesy laugh . 😯 
i can't believe i didn't make friends with everyone at two rivers o.o 
i actually miss working because of certain co-workers . #mehh 😯 💰👌🙊 
can't believe my laptop was playing justin bieber ... need to be careful next time while using spotify #omg 
why does the ginger have a better car than me . killing myself ... 😵 
USERNAME is he coming here ? ? ? ! ! 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 
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realized today that i have a fear of having my car stolen after i have just put my groceries in it . #weird #brokecollegekid 
every guy i've ever had a crush on was straight or taken ... #wtf 
USERNAME cause stanford is winning ! if stanford wins , oregon won't play next week . :o 
damn i made my dad like starbucks we were driving and he said want starbucks and i'm like :o . #starbucks 
i wanna play super mario world for snes . #random 
don't know who this opening act is .. her accent is cute , but the music is putting me to sleep 👎 😲 
going to the store please don't let me see anyone ! :o 
USERNAME well at least i can watch lotr in peace then 😯 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME let's all laugh at the little toaster ! but im down for a reunion haha , chelsey face to that 😮 
USERNAME my friend ryan . he hacked my twitter and posted this photo :o 
sleep over with the boyfriend and his bro love these boys ! ! #allnighter #crazy 
USERNAME i have no idea o.o go to the store you got your phone ! 
but then again i do have random ass followers o.o 
that was the most awkward time of my life . #room101club #weird #awkward #loud #igotohomestead USERNAME 
USERNAME its so cute though , like when her dad came :o it was adorable 
lol so that kara girl that kidnapped herself is mad popular now ... #wtf #howdoesthishappen 
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USERNAME USERNAME is it really ? ? ? ? o.o lol 
“USERNAME see my header ? yeah be jealous 😏 USERNAME :o 
this 3 year old just took a shit on my sister's bedroom floor . #wtf 
first bouquet toss i haven't had to be a part of #weird 
the usc cheerleaders 😮 😮 😮 😮 all of you marry me please 💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 
i'm so bored i'm making an apple pie . #wow #lame 
this old lady needs to stop spanking this toddler in front of me #pedophilia #weird #spanking 
my cousin said that the cronic tour was the worst concert he's ever been too ..... clearly he wasn't doing it right #wtf 
just realized today was chloe's original due date to be born ... back in 2009 of course #weird 
r: i think i see the light ! :o me: then turn it off dummy ! ;d #imsomeantohim hahaha 
im not a cat person but thats a fuckt up video . :o .... you guys are going to hell now ! 
dinner with the fam , and then golfland lol : :o 
USERNAME at disney today there was dis guy who looked just like you o_o 
only two weeks left of classes then i'm done with my first semester of college ! :o #wheredidthetimego 
fake account rt USERNAME so why did young jeezy just follow me o_o ? 
this girl that just showed up at my house ! ! ! 😲 😵 😲 😵 hahahah #brothernothavingstandardsproblems 
USERNAME of course ! ! ! seriously i am forever loyal to USERNAME and USERNAME :o ) 
baltimore is an hour ahead , feels like i'm living in the future o_o 
my ex just txtdme to say he has a lil surprise for me o_o idk 
becca just asked uncle chuck if he is open to retirement homes and asked if he is realizing if he's getting old . #omg USERNAME 
i bite on the insides of my cheeks when i get mad . #justnoticed #weird 
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alright , so i heard throwin up last night & i found a pregnancy test .. i hope its not my mom o_o . ctfuu #fingerscrossed 
i'm ready to be in my own bed . this traveling kills me . 😵 
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santas wonderland got some serious publicity on espn ! ! #crazy #amazing 
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drinking night time cough medicine like its my job . only thing its doing is making me tired , i'm still coughing #wtf 
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my mom is showing me her nike and adidas sock collection .... yep you read that right . #wut ( o.o ) 
looking for old stuff & found abraham's school id :o 
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.... most of them have been victims of the freshman 15 and the sophomore 45 o.o 
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USERNAME you being you i thought you had a girlfriend o.o 
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USERNAME :o when is this ? & like are we all together ? 
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i wonder if my girl gets mad at the shit i tweet :o 
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my parents probably think i'm either drunk or high . my mom just told me goodnight & i said bye . #wtf #night 
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fighting nonstop now in a random motel drinking chocolate mike's . and it's snowing out . #wtf #canteven 
why am i cooking dinner at midnight ? ? #midnightsnack ? #weird #late 
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someone called me questioning me and i'm like , o.o the fudge ? 
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jesus brad its USERNAME dont you have a tv or radio ? #toomuchinternet #its2012 rt USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #omg who's that ? 
outta all my twatchers ... one of them is a guy o_o 
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just ran into my dad at southbound ... again ... #wtf 
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finally found that comfortable spot in my bed 😯 💨 
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headaches .. man feels like a nails being hammered into my skull .. 😲 💢 😣 
our principal has a twitter :o and so do other teachers ! ! ! #interesting 
need some drugs when ur in a room like this ! #crazy 
from now on , i'm doing a major background check on all of my new friends . the last one was a major skankk . #wtf #ew #nolongerfriends 
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at 12 :o o i got to call my big cousin . 
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when people drinking out a cup &it sounds like they are sucking the side of , it o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME -________- well it seems like you guys are either way soryy o.o 
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USERNAME wait , i think i've talked to you on facebook before ? :o long time ago tho . 
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this is turning out to be a nice holiday #random break 
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something is bothering me , i just don't know what is . #wtf . 
that shot glass said jesus loves you ! wtf ? #oxymoron #weird 
when you should have your phone on but it's turned off #wtf #somethingwillgowrong #badluck 
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USERNAME don't come at me like that cuhh ! 😯 💣🔪 
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how is it possible to get the exact same score on all 3 exams in the same class #weird 
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jesus christ , it's pbhs class of '11 reunion here in mcdonald's at 1 am . #wtf 
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USERNAME so your sisters annoying , not one direction ;d lol jk . i dont even know your sister :o 
my house smells like roasted peanuts ..... but we don't have roasted peanuts ? #weird 
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some random girl in the bathroom just asked me and USERNAME if she needed a boob job ! ? ! ? #wtf 
my nigga i smell pop corn ...... #wtf is my ppl doin down there 
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i've been laying in the dark for like two hours straight o.o 
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and i got the same score on both my tests in another class too #wtf 
tuhh ! ! USERNAME money can't buy happiness ! rt USERNAME how could u have money & still not be happy ? o.o ” 
getting up at 8:00am to travel 3 hours to a family reunion #omg 
i gained so many calories these past few days :o >_< noo . ! 
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i slick thought it was like 10 ! it's 1 in the morning o.0 
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- boutta kill some zombies . #fuckzombies . lmao 👍 😮 😂 
if i had a cat tail ... oh what i would do ! 😮 😊 😽 #meoww 
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this girl was flirting with this old man lmao 😮 
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the guy on the video i shared on fb 😵 
i just saw this guy i went to high school with & his boyfriend ! ! & his man was was hawwtt o.o #icanteven ! #iveseenitall 
i have the same blender that is on that 70s show #wtf 
when you get home at 12 thinking everyone will be asleep , but your parents and 8 y/o brother are playing monopoly #wtf #gotobed 
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my mommy just told me that i can't sleep in tomorrow ! :o 
seems like everybody is in a bad mood tonight :o 
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i've seen my USERNAME once all break . what the hell . 😳 #weird #bffprobz 
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i've seen my bff USERNAME once all of break . what the hell . 😳 #weird #bffprobz 
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USERNAME so jealous if you don't come back with me tomorrow . #imissmedford #weird 
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bitches be like and i'm all like ... time to pass the fuck out 😲 💤 
USERNAME that means he had my number memorized cuz all of his contacts got deleted .... #wtf 
oh my word ! ! ! ;o they are related ! ! ! :o i was just tryna make myself sound smart , but oh my word ! they are cousins >:o 
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on #blackfriday i ask ma #bigbrother to get mehh the #galaxys3 and instead of that he get me . #callofdutyblackops2 nd #halo ... like #wtf 
i wonder where all the pictures from snap chat go .. #weird 
i hate how i'm so short that when people hug me , they feel the need to kiss my head . #wtf ? 
USERNAME the mood is set: ghost adventures , dim-lighted room , and shadows running across my doorway ... o_o 
must got the heat on h e l l ! ! o_o 
i don't really like this ' i can feel the heat and were texting o.o 
ohh shit too much excitement for me to handle again . i just remembered . my mama's pregnant again ! :o yay 
USERNAME looking is good for the soul ? don't you mean laughing ? #wow 
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USERNAME what happened if you don't finish ? :o d: 
fuck this guy looks like him soo much o.o awkss 
i hate when people call everyone their best friend . like how is that possible ? o_o 
wow . they just read my emotion through text ! #crazy 
when an auntie goes into depth with jainism ... and the other adults are trying to calm her down . #chill #religion #omg 
this clogged drain done met its match today ! ! ! i brought in the big guns 😷 😵 🔧✌ 
y is it that some days i get drunk off 5 beers & tonight (when i want to be hammered) i can't even catch a buzz after 12 beers ? #wtf 
awkward moment when some random guy at the clubs grabs my hand and kisses it .. #wtf #nonigga #backoff 
damn i never realized how soft my face is getting :o 
USERNAME lol i tried calling that number ... o.o some weird guy answerd .. what the heck hahah :b #awkward 
through everything i've been doing tonight i can still feel my tonsils hurting . #wtf 😔 🔫 
my bouta take my ass home i have reached my limit for da night 😵 
now i remember why i didn't miss the calico/mh/norfork area . 😂 #drama #manwhores #wtf 
USERNAME well in my opinion it is gross af , its like cinnamon rice milk o.o 
USERNAME see it all makes sense ! ! ! :o …………………………just kidding i'm so lost ... ? :o 
when an auntie goes into depth with jainism ... and all of the adults are trying to calm her down . #chill #religion #debate #omg 
i pretend to jack off on a lot of things . :o 
i think the weeknd could be the next michael jackson :o but that's me 
i'm only vibin like this cz kam sleepin wit me .. & ish .. & he snores & moans o_o 
i hope i get to go to disneyland :o 😁 
my throat hurts from all the laughing i did today at six flags . ^.^ my voice will be gone tomorrow . :o 
the morning x g . o.o . d . music >>>> 😌 🎶🎧👌 
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researching my future salary ... #drooling . 😯 😦 😮 
USERNAME i never saw the video o.o lol it just sounded indian lol 
you know you're home was a bachelor pad for a week when you find men's deoderant in the refrigerator ! #wtf #malefail #amercia #ok ? 
this 50 year old man just was stopped next to us at a red light n tried to holla n now hes following us .. #wtf 
my eyes have just been so watery today .. they always are when my eyes are green ... #weird #ilikemyblueeyesbetteranyways (: 
USERNAME :o really ? ! lmao i'm dead serious i've never read that ! 
i am upload ps all stars tommrow and make a update video o_o 
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listening to your sisters snore ..... sound like donkeys ! o.0 
i swear ive been to tha aurora mall like 5-10 times in tha lazt week nd wanted a cinnabon everytyme nd once again styll no cinnabon #wtf 
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USERNAME on a sat night ? ! ! #hardazz #crazy 
there's a chance alabama might not even go to a bcs bowl . #crazy 
my job doesn't open until 11 and i'm told i have to come in at 8 on my day off to clean #wtf 
i just tried drowning my fish and itt wouldn't drown #wtf 
being a hoe . is not cute nor cool o.o 
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finally get to my bed and what happens .. i can't sleep . #wtf 
that awkward look on my face when my oldest brother tells me he eats ass o_0 
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theses girl bringing #ipad2 into the club to take pics o_o 
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that awkward moment when you think you're bestfriends cat has a crush on you .. o_o #wdf #meow 
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someone just asked me who i love more jaz or cass 😮 
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of course my homework is more important than you . #what #wtf 
i use to think oomf was gay ' until he tried to talk to me o_o 
it was 4 layin on my floor yesterday and i only used 2 of em ! o_o 
going back home around 2 :o o . yes ! 
:o did the weather man just say something about snow or was it just my ears .. but holy if it's right i want snow ! ! ! 
my sister is across from robert downey jr in the airport o.o 
he needs to wake up osea now i mega miss him :o 
i leave today ... ? ? ? ! ! ! ! 😧 😮 
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USERNAME that means hes a rapist amd he repeated his offense . o.o 
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sunday: the day of studying , football , and victoria secret private parties to blow all my money 😮 
definitely not on my a game last night . how did i get home ? ugh , shower , then back to bed . #hungover #puker 😨 😲 😣 
all i've been telling my aunt is that im ready to be llegal and i want my car for my birthday with three bottles , of circo o.o lmao 
omg someone said he loves my freckles i cant o_o 
holy shit i need sleep #fml breakfasts and jungle bungle in like 2-3 hours ......... 😴 😐 😯 😶 😑 👊👎 
my mind is still blown from what she said . 😦 😯 😧 
how can i still be like this from lastnight #outofit 😵 
o_o i ain't never seen so many thirsty hoes in my life 
omgoodness ! feeling so blessed to be off today 😵 
USERNAME what did i just watch ? ? ? that was amazing and epically sad ! almost makes me wanna play :o 
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good thing i didn't finish that msg before i sent it 😯 
USERNAME that’s the stupidest thing ever . we don’t care about users . :o 
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when i'm by myself .. weird lilly comes out o.o 
someone funny text me , oh wait i can't text myself .. lmao or can i ? o.o 
lol blocked . old creepy dude with a creepy avi 0.o lol 
antm college edition ? is this even legit antm ? #wtf 
- its only 1o :o o . ? i been up forever 
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get the word of god in you before the storm comes . - pastor USERNAME #colchurch #yes #wow 
this white kid was attempting to do ths south dallas swag . i said wtf u doin o.o he says . stop . so not the movememt 
i almost tore my belly ring out last night :o 
lets just say cf got the best of me #wow 
#thatraremood when i just decide to hate everyone for absolutely no reason . #noexceptions #tempestbrewing #godie 😠 ☔🌀☁⚡ 😵 
just found out what the little tab on soda cans were for #crazy URL 
drinking is all fun & games until you wake up hungover 😵 #sick 🍻🍻🍺🍺=😷 #fml looks like this girl will be in bed all sunday ! #lazyswag 
i had a dream about #oomf last night ! #weird lol 😳 
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gotta get this pinnacle bottle out of my car 😲 👮 
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#neverhaveiever ... woken up actually sore from dancing the night before . and i have twice this weekend . #crazy 
only bad part about pasta sundays: the house smells like garlic all day ... even in the morning :o 
there's a show on disney channel with a talking dog #wtf 
so sleepy yet i slept all day yesterday :o #whatiswrongwithme 
just saw 4 commercials in a row for some stupid toy called gak . #wtf #annoyyinngg 
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the bra section: the one place where you fail if you get an a .. #omg #imdieing #hahahaha 
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somali is to much for me 0.o ima stick with cha'mini ! 
all my single friends are now married with kids . #wow #change 
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the weather outside matches how i feel today . #weird 
woke up , watched three episodes of friends , took a long ass hot shower and corey still isn't awake . #wtf 
close til 1am . sleep at 4am , then wake up at 7am to get to team meeting in an hour . #wtf is this #fml #mistreatment 
#random but has anybody ever noticed george jetson gets fired in every episode .. 
people call me 8 some in the morning yelling at me , talmbat wake up , #wtf 
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how am i alive right now .... ? 😲 😶 #lastnight #dead 
i woke up & my phone was dead 😮 what happened ? ! 
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mom just offered me starbucks & i said no . #wtf #worldisending 
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my plan for the next 3.5 hrs ... get jacked up on energy drinks ! ! ! 0_o 
just found out my dad used to kill people #what 😯 
just woke up to a squirrel running through my house . seriously ? stop slamming into the sliding glass doors and disturbing me and gtfo ! #wtf 
wow could i possible got any more hurt last night ? #bruiseseverywhere . #wtf 
woke up to my step dads motorcycle cranking up and it scared me so bad o.o 
never really thought of it that way but #wow very touching >>>-------->> URL 
stopping at a restaurant for the one person who is hungry . thanks for wasting time blake . we should be driving . #wtf #imnothungry 
niccas is to funny ... boy i tell u #crazy 
USERNAME a few questions ... 1)are you speaking from experience o_o 2). emptiness inside where ? hahah 
told me i was country thick lmao i was like you calling me fat o.o 
the fuckery of waking up your kid at 9 am to come to the dentist on a sunday . #wtf #horribleparenting 
she said marry me o.o im suppose to ask that lol 
iv never gone so hard in my life 🙉 😵 
so i love how im supposed to b at work at 10 :3 0 ... i rush over here and the store isnt even open ... #wtf #annoyed #needsleep 
some stores call it skim milk , and some call it fat free milk . #weird 
:o how do people have motivation to do anythingg before 1p . m ? 
USERNAME why ? :o do i need to go kick his butt ? ! 
yes dad , please mess with the water heater while i'm showering . #wtf 
i feel more educated about breast cancer o.o thanks ap bio . i now understand why eralpha &erbeta are so crucial :p #smart 
i had a dream i was cheering again lol #weird 
cortland was insane last night ! ! ! 😬🚨🚓🐉🎉🏈🍻 #cops #crazy #cortaca #somuchfun #fithaca #cortlan @ suny cortland URL 
USERNAME wow dropped the ball on that one did not see it . still got #weird tho hope you did the same 
USERNAME ... especially not that i'm wearing a bath robe ! o.o 
USERNAME it's never 😷 😲 what is wrong with youu ! ! ? 
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that moment when your liking through old pics . and you see your clothes then and now & you're all like #wtf 
USERNAME maybe i'll go . i'm not sure yet :o 
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jes just called me a cry baby ... which one are we talking about ... o.o 
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melvindale cheerleaders are cheering at halftime lions game ? :o 
USERNAME toga party . o_o and it was only like 40 degrees out . woot . 
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it should be illegal to go into work this hungover 😲 🙊 
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took some cough syrup 😲 now i'm gone back to bed #sick 
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why is it so hard for people to be happy on facebook ? 0.o 
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since when did i get all these snaps ? :o 
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i think im the only one thar doesn't know the hand thingys for east side and west side are o.o 
my mom just looked at my school pictures and laughed #wow #samereactionasme 
like why do yu even need a house this big o.o 
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alan: i don't like anything with the word fish in it , except for fish . lololol #wtf 
i'm full ? when does this ever happen ... #ididntevenfinishmybreakfast #wtf . 
da d: you guys have everything ready for comp ? me: yeah except out music . da d: you dont have your music ? ! o.o #cheerdad 
i sound like yoda everytime i wake up in the morning o.o 
lmfaoo me and jenna have problems .. hgp lmfaoo these messages >> o.o 
somebody better get this guy in the next room over some damn morphine , cuz his screams are freaking me out ! ! 😲 #hatehospitals 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yeah at first was like ^_^ then i was like o_o . 
wait when your people watching does that potentially mean your getting watched by others ? #weird 
sure enough someone had to wake me up all early :o thanks USERNAME -_- 
lol , only USERNAME know who that is ! ☺ 😲 
gave some cornball a ride home cause i knew his friend nd he left his 85$ pay in my car . thanks for the gas lameass ! #ctfu #crazy 
went to sleep at 630 n i'm already up 0_o 
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USERNAME :o o omfgg , are you okaayy ? d: 
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swear they're either embezzling or selling drugs . or both . 😯 
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o.o you thank im using buffy & jody to goto waterside ? 
do lml = laugh my laugh ! ! o_o #wondering 
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USERNAME 4 ? ! i only knew about 2, plus kylee ! you , shannan , kylee , .... ? :o 
yesterday they showed me the pic of the guy who threatened ollu & texas state . i was like wtf i played basketball with him a month ago o.o 
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USERNAME except i replaced that whole page . it shouldn't have weirdness in one part and not others . 0.o 
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woke up and baked some homemade banana muffins . #weird 
now to straighten this first though ... the older i get the more natural curly my hair gets ! ! #weird 😬 URL 
me and my baby my 4 years tomorrow :o <3 
woke up with cramps all through my body . 😣 #wtf 
soo im fcknn sitn here lookn like o.o tf ? 
helping my family put up christmas lights .. hungover .. 😵 🔫 
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i had so o_0 much fun last nite USERNAME #whoa ha 
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this lady sitting in front of me has finger waves o_0 
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just realized me and USERNAME are thinking the exact same thing ... #sametweet #weird 
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lost my room key , house key and car key 30 min before work #wtf 
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last night was fun ! saw so many people i know ... #random #weird #whitegirlwasted 
why is it called an ashtray ? looks more like a dish to me .... #random 
found a dead bird under a couch at this ladies house #wtf #cleanyourdamnhouse 
i hate it when i'm singing and people join in .. no , this ain't glee . #random 
USERNAME USERNAME it's snowing in vegas , and it's 70 degrees there ? #wtf 
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ugh i don't know where to start from ... o.o 
wetterberg calls me and says that andy hall said i brought andy hall to chambers party and said he was gone #wtf 
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USERNAME 14 | USERNAME 13| USERNAME 12 /// our ages count down etc . #random 
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USERNAME ! ! ! :o them verizon bitches said by the 16th so if i dont get it by then im gonna throw a fit lol 
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i have no fucking idea how i got 6,340 followers , 5,000 facebook friends and 2,000 subscribers o.o .. 
USERNAME even on veterans day ? ? ? o_o ? ? ? 
oo USERNAME ..... wait o.0 rt USERNAME wack ass boy 
me and my mom spent $230 on 2 pairs of miss me jeans yesterday .. #wtf hahahaha 
why is everyone so fascinated with kanya west ? o.o he's really not all that great . 
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USERNAME no i never saved it 😮 me and her aren't on that type of friend level . ill ask her tuesday ? 😬 
i've gained 55 followers since friday .. o.o uh okay . 
my brother just told me i'm gaining weight in my ass .. #wow #thanks haha what an asshole 
weezy just interviewed moss . i'm not sure what my reaction is yet . #wow . 
been sick for 2 weeks and i'm still coughing #wtf #firstworldproblems 
got stung by a bee on my tongue . #wow #badday 
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i'm so hungry . i'm not even hungry anymore . 😵 😵 😵 😵 
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had a dream i found a recipe for a chocolate cake with bacon on top . #wtf #idontevenlikebacon #fatkidproblems 
laying in bed at the ub apartments hearing a asian boy yell from the parking lot 😂 #wow 
how you gonna say its over when it never even started ? 0.o 
i hate that moment when a girl you can't stand , be like a finnuccked that n***a , & its the one you talk to . #triflinhoes o_o 
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USERNAME and my last 3 instagrams are of ollie . #weird 
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i learned how to write spanish on my own . #wtf 
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USERNAME :o dason and i are directly opposite one another too . weiirrdd .. 
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yes i'm excited for cod blackops too ok ! 😲 
why does my phone just decide to quit working randomly #pissingmeoff #wtf 
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me & USERNAME were born on the same exact day , and grew up in the same exact place 🙌 😱 😁 😌 🙉 #weird 
USERNAME only thing left is to actually break something o.o pls don't we know how clumsy you can be . miss you 
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don't want to move but i have work 2-10 :3 0. 😲 
USERNAME :o that's not even bad . half the class is failing lol 
the word reminds me of soda or salsa .. #random 
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so last night i had this dream and USERNAME was in it , and he was yelling at me for no reason . #weird 
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i want to go out today ... USERNAME what time you out to the mall ? it closes at 6 today :o 
how to multitask 16 different updates at one time ... o.o 😳 😁 😜 @ mid-continental plaza URL 
:o how do the sex not matter ? especially to a guy lol 
it goes from 64 degrees yesterday to snowing today .. #wtf 
someone here in church is wearing perfume , and they smell like a flower orchard . #why ? ! 😵 
me and tabitha have more message then me and my girlfriend o.o 
i must be sick , i haven't had a soda in probably a year and am craving one #weird ! 
i can feel my heart beat in my stomach #wtf 
i forgot to record the walking dead .. i hope i don't miss it 😮 
i feel like a fuking bus is running me over 🚶🚎🚌 #wtf 
he tells me i look beautiful when i sleep , o.o 
USERNAME idk , i feel mad lazy today lol i want to start porto's hw right now and my parents are busy so :o 
i'm glad USERNAME made me bring my phone into work and she's not even talkin to me ! ! ! #wtf ! 
i'm so confused .. is it sunday or monday ? because i thought veteran's day was on monday . o_o 
the one direction cd comes out in 2 days ! ! :o 
ermagerd i have justins kik :o its 'justinswagbieber" he repliedd ahh 
it goes from being 30 degrees to 65 degrees #wtf 
it's fucked up others want some peoples relationships to fail . including & especially friends #wtf 
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people dont like beiber but i like his song :o 
mfw buff guy at gym using straps for machine curl . o.o 
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USERNAME maybe that's the actual meaning and everyone who says it is secretly talking about trucks o.o 
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left for 15 min , giants are down by 14. #wtf 
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after all the bad shit that's been happening ........ something great happens ! finally ! ! ! ! so happy 😃 😍 this is unreal . #omg 
why was there just a random guy taking pictures of my house ? #weird 
my ma gon tell me i look like a coloring book & iont need no more tats o_o 
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found the allergy meds . they're a generic cvs brand . and there's only three left . well .. two now . #gottamakethemlast o_o 
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finding out things you didn't knew before ! ! :o 
woke up feeling a little better and hungry . 😯 
just flushed the toilet and the shower starts dripping .. #weird 
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USERNAME lives a block away and we still haven't hung out as friends . #wtf ? 
i'm whipped and shouldn't leave my phone where girls can hack it :o 
niggas trying to make me make some koo-aid o_o wtf 
christmas music is already playing at work ... someone please kill me 😲 
heading to the house to worship god through fellowship with my family . #weird ! (@ the salvation army - fox cities) URL 
i had a dream my english professor let us smoke joints while he was teaching class ... lmao #wtf 
there are people out there o_o who just want ur privates .... keep ur head on a swivel . 
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you really tried to hit on her ? she's 16 ..... #wow . 
wtf wrong with this boy ? ! gwaf asked me was i in a band cause i said i love music lhh o_o uhh no 
saints beating falcons :o last undefeated team seems in jeopardy ^_^ 
... ! vanilla ice kitkat tastes like real vanilla , not like the fake stuff . :o 
when people wear shorts and a sweater ... #wtf #soconfused 
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seriously not even my mom will hang out with me today . #wtf 
how the hell do u give up a 3 -1 lead in third that's bullshit #wtf 
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USERNAME yea honey i woke up depressed today after lastnight my hair looked crazy and i just got it done friday o_o not my $30 lol 
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zoey101 is on tv ! ! ! i just died 😱 😲 😁 
i guess be is outta the picture and your on to the next . #wow 
i just realized how i use a hashtag in all my tweets ... o.o #hyfrtheycallmesqeegee #catgang #lalocals 
some woman just got out of her car then back in and re-parked it 3 times . #wtf 
dammitt; how tf i have a wine bottle in my passenger seat . ( o.o ) 
too many pizza rolls can do damgae to your insides o.o 
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we only be cool for 15min then be right back beefing for like 2days o.o 
listening to my bestfriend & her boyfriend talk about having sex <<<<< #wtf 
why can't you just text him ? #idk #weird lol 
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everything about today so far has been tortuous . 😵 
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grandma cooked a good ass butterroll but gave it ta tha church o_0 .... df wrong with her ass lol 
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( -_-) ( -_-) ( o.o ) (-_- ) (-_- ) opening a pack of gum at school ." 
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; pregnancy rate in 2012 went down because of all the girls that decided they wanted to be gay all of a sudden . 😮 👌 
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just ate but my stomach still saying feed me 0_o 
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saw oomf brother at the sealy and bellville game 😍 😍 😍 #short #sext #mexican #omg 
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still laying here trying to find myself . was to faded last night . 😯 
USERNAME nigga go to my quarter final game ! it's at 3 at community :o 
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the 4th floor in the library smells like macaroni and cheese . #weird 
ohemgee ! phil jackson contacting scottie pippen to join coaching staff #wow #ringsgalore 
somebody yelled out to me lastnight , o_o yup i was bussin lol 
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i hope the next rest stop is close before i pee my pants :o 
dont know what to do if i make myself #happy i #pissoff atleast 10 people #wtf 
nike workout training app kills me every time 💪 😵 
when u go out to breakfast and sit next to people with british accents>>>>>>> #omg 
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why do girls not want a good man ? #weird 
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#dog #pup #grumpy #pissed #wtf are you looking at motherfuckers :) @ fiori's pizzaria URL 
USERNAME song don't wake me up is on every channel in my car radio #wow 
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a receptionist pays $17.50 at a big business ? ? ? o_o 
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so i think i just saw curtis sliwa the guardian angel at juniper park in #middlevillage , red beret and all . #weird 
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laame i should prolly call jacob .. but it'd prolly be weird cuz we havent spoken a conversation in almost a year :o 
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this nigga thought i was 21 o_o damn how old do i look ? ! ! 
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USERNAME why does it look like frenchie & jomar were kissing in the back ? o.o 
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practice shooting with my boy getting ready for opening day :o ! ! 
do they ever even go to school ? ! o_o 
back in the bed jus wasted my time &efforts #wtf 
scared the crap out of myself right now . pandora just turned on by itself . 😵 😦 😧 😬 
pause what is wrong with my family today they is going fool o.o 
ok , i don't believe in horoscopes but mine is so relatable it's scary . 😯 
a black guy , with a brittish accent>>> #omg #iminlove 
#oomf told me he had a dream about me last night o.o #awkward 
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15 states have filed a petition to secede from the us . #crazy 
high scorer in the class b all star game say whaa 😯 🏀 
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i think this old ass lady at the liquor store tried to hit on me otc while i was purchasing some bottles 😯 
santa gives more presents to rich kids than poor kids . is santa a republican ? o.o 
danario alexander w an 80 yard td .... what ? #1strddraftpick #word #wtf ? ! ? #isthisreal ? USERNAME 
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0_o .... ? okay .. lol .. you just ... continue .. doing that 
my brother messaged me saying my momma gonna buy him black ops . ! ! ! 0_o i might have to go home early . ! ! ! i wanna play it first . ! ! 
you say that you loce him but you really don't :o 
i feel like when i don't straighten my hair , it grows ..... #weird 
i just put a dip in . #omg #wtf ? 
( o_o ) oh noo , he did not just drop the ”l” bomb ... 
i don't even know what gets on my hands when i take back cans . but it's fricken disgusting . #blaahh 😲 
and then we met jimbo #random @ traditions bar & grill URL 
finally ! it's raining ! ! ! 👏 😲 😭 👏 
i keep thinking about that kiss .... like it was , so unexpected & great ... o.o 
freshman going for seniors and seniors going for freshman <<<< #weird 
oh shit , what happened last night ? #idontremember #whaat #crazy 
ha the fact that USERNAME would not stop saying #omg last night .. lmao 
narcos im houston thats some scary shit im not going out no more :o 
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bk is so busy right now . #crazy #canigetabreak ? ? 
it was 75 degrees at 2 in the morning , now it's spitting snow . #wtf #kansas 
my mama had the nerve to say i was getting white on her with the way i been talking . smh 😯 
omg , so glad i made it to the gas station ! running on fumes ! o_o 
larassa #oh ? #thanks don't tell me i have a nice ass #weird 
24 hour room service ! ! ! ! all the food we can eat ! ! o_o 
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USERNAME i thought you guys were mad at me ? :o 
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mann we been on the road since 7 this morning 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME lacy starts out mean and finishes really mean lol #crazy 
starting to get worried about my good friend sue . o_o 
everything with you is so damn complicated .. 😔 #wtf #hatethisfeeling 
or someone will do it for ya ! i feel so not normal but yet normal . and relieved but freakin out at the same time . o_o 
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i'm so screwed for this anatomy test tomorrow 😁 😲 🔫 #helpme 
eye contact is so awkward like do you look in the left or right eye o.o i can't look in both . #struggle 
lol wtf when people only type with one hand o.o (x 
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i think i ate 10 pancakes last night . i know i needed the calories but damn ! #random 
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, my bestfriend said we rey work at bawrr o.o 
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when u random texts like this and dont know who the fuck it is . #wtf URL 
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fuck you guy with the pony tail that matches ur beard .... #wtf -.- 
damn playing basketball just made me realize how much out of shape i am 😖 😫 😑 😵 
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10 #2 combos and a #7 for a grand total of about $140.00. #wendys #wtf #hugeorder #fatpeople #unne @ wendy's URL 
my bed keeps staring at me & telling me to take a nap 😯 
USERNAME and i know every single one of them hahaha #weird 
a i want to go see that moive with denzel in it look good #random 
USERNAME giirl ! ! ihaven't stepped foot in a field since ibroke my leg . lol i'm so not ready o.o 
USERNAME heey~ yes i could help you c: lol you claim me~ what do you need help on ? o.o sorry i'm so awk 
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roger goodell&lakers ? ? ? ? ? o.o USERNAME URL 
i hate when people bump into you and than say excuse me like #wtf say excuse me before you bump into me 
ok 'doomsday preppers bugged out' is freaking me out ... should i be prepping ? #wtf 
laying in the tanning bed and comes on . #omg #minidanceparty #stillovethisone 
the little girl in this movie is just freakin hideous . #omg 
wow we're driving all the way to savannah for a wedding and we're going to miss the ceremony . and also it's raining . #wow 
lol my god mom had a dream about pink lemonade soda o_o 
iont really like dating big football players forreal , but i meann i would #random * 
the cars in the fast and the furious movies are sexy :o 
things USERNAME and i have in common . #datass #believedat #whodat 😮 😮 😮 👌👌👌 URL 
well my days i requested off were nice while they lasted ... back to work i go 😵 #bakeryspecialist 
looking forward to #monday morning ! .... #wtf ? ! ? ! oops ! meant to express #mnf .... #steelers must be playing ... #steelernation ! ! ! 
how am i talking shit , i broke up with you both times ? ! #wtf 
seriously youtube , the video isn't available in your country ? #wtf USERNAME 
USERNAME you're welcome~ well i'm not a pro at japanese or anything , pfft~ lol did you wanna learn to say certain stuff or write ? :o 
fuck you this little girl that looks like a skank .... -.- #wtf 
USERNAME just found this on my phone lololol #wtf URL 
i kinda wish i was home with my boys right now rather than here #weird #homesick 
this mf' i here talkin' the bible said wtf' idk im not gay ! making me suspicious o_o 
there's people dying and world problems and people are telling justin bieber to be strong ? #wtf #whatiswrongwithlife #bitchplease 
USERNAME hahaha i don't even remember what this is about at all . oh man . o.o 
USERNAME haha i know you werent :o cuz i herd that same night you got a boyfriend lmaoo #killedyoass #fwm uhmm and im a bumm , fuck it ! 
watching videos on youtube with my mom . o.o lol 
when i hear you talk i'm so embarrassed that i dated you .... #wow 
USERNAME lol whens your next gsme ? bro bogami i was at mvp yesterday and they got some sick teams ... idk what age tho :o 
nothing makes a business look bad like having a rude receptionist #wtf 
i literally saw USERNAME for 10 seconds last night . #wtf 
that fumble looked like a fucking scene out of a god damn 3 stooges movie . #wtf #jesus 
last night was alright ..... didn't drink one beer :o .... #believeit 
USERNAME keyara ! ahh :o follow back ? i miss you tho . 
my friends whipping her hair like a dog because that's how she drys it #weird 
penny penguin ! #seaworld #omg #fun #penguin #yay @ seaworld URL 
casually sticking my head out the window to talk to USERNAME while she's out of hers #weird might as well jump out giants ya killin me 
USERNAME ohh , yeah i think it was maira :o well still i feel cool n . n 
whenever i respond to sherri's texts she always sends a weird smile ! :o ) hahah 
USERNAME no why ? :o how can i be mad at that cute face ^-^omg we do sound lesbian ._. 
USERNAME i know what you said . it was a surprised :o 
t'f ? ? it was just warm outside ? ? ? o_o 
if you'd give her the d give her a beer 😂 😁 😳 😵 😆 
performing the concert for a second time at uc irvine this tuesday , this time one of my partners is a ghost performance :o 
USERNAME USERNAME wtf ? why am i in this convo ? o.o 
damn .. some of these bitches are so needy . #wtf why ? ? 
i dont see how girls are so okay with people touching their ass o.o i freak out when tiffany and adrienne just talk about my butt v.v 
p . o.o . c . h . i . e : ) ♥ 
wtg uwp girls soccer ! they're going to georgia for semi finals in #ncaa tourney :o 
finally got in 12 hours of sleep o.0 feeling refreshed ! 
fucked up when you see a girl an say to yourself 'she's attractive' an then she like like #wtf nevermind bitch u ugly af haha 
omg ewh i did not just see that . :o 
my last retweet was funny as hell to me for some reason . o.o 
how am i suppose to know your mad if you dont tell me ? lol o.0 tf 
if the eagles win , i'm gunna explode with happiness . :o 
USERNAME :o someone off of house of anubis . :p he's from england . c: 
USERNAME fuckery ! never know when people need weave , while they closing shit ! ! :o 
crazy how she had a dream of my schedule gettin changed to mid-day hours nd thats exactly what happened o.o lol 
i wonder why USERNAME needs tin foil o_o maybe shes baking cookies lol 
the ny giants are getting killed . ! ! :o 
i really hate how when there is a commercial , and you change to 5 other channels and they all have commercials too . #wtf 
the cowboys or the eagles are going to actually win a game today . #weird 
shit we find in anna's aunts house >>>>> USERNAME #wtf #laughingmyassoff 
what was i thinking , trying to shop on an empty stomach ? ? 0_o # fatkidproblems #shopaholic (@ quincy market) URL 
are the vmas tonight ? i saw a commercial ? o_o 
- falcons staring to scare me .. ! ! o.o 
feeding time for young cleo . i don't think y'all wanna see the aftermath 🐍 😵 @ trap house URL 
i swear yesterday i ate a whole jar of pickles by myself o.o 
me and USERNAME see each other in the hallway like type ish . #random 
«USERNAME so i'm talking to my roommate and my towel falls off 0_o haha ! !» ayee lmao 
i will not talk nyg trash til the 'birds beat dallas . #temptedtho #omg 
music , projects and a horrible cramp ! ! 😵 
i don't get why i don't wanna talk to you you're so :o . 
i have no clue where half the bruises on my body come from 0.o 
me dice mañana pongamos iuduguuhg & yo asi o.o * no , pero el sabado fijo q si* :d 
damn i think love that boyy , do anything fo that boy . :o 
dear miami dolphins .. why must your team be so inconsistent . #wtf 
tf do mean ? ! #oomf was like bol gtf out my mentions & i was lookin like o_o ? ? 
clarence would be perfect to coed stunt with , he has the musles #omg 
i just saw a car full gay boys ! 😵 😵 😵 😵 
two hrs in the gym and were still not done 😲 
my mom is horrible 😒 taking me to verizon letting me pick out a phone and everything then saying you'll get it in the future ... 😡 😡 😡 #wtf 
o.o this is what kind of jokes i come home to from my best friend . URL 
ee don't wana leavee 😿 🙀 😯 😫 back to cali had a great time ! ! ! !✈✈✈✈✈✈✈ 
dnt u hate whn u just rambling on the phone & call was lost the whole time o_0 ha ! 
my mama booty today 😮 👐 lady you ain't a legit asian ! 
aaron called me prude ... i'm a little offended . #wtf 
i gotta hangover from smoking to much last night o_o < 
a day without sunshine is like ........ you know ......... night o.o 
my dad is trippen he went through all my stuff :o 
if your heart really did skip a beat would you like die or something ? :o lmao 
sometimes i randomly get nervous for absolutely no reason . #weird #isthatjustme 
remember i said my big toe was hurting .... well now it looks purple .. um i don't think that's normal o_0 
USERNAME USERNAME go to her sweet 16 because i'll be there 😮 😏 
the chinese restaurant is playing christmas🎅🎄 music🎶 #weird USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME it wasn't really intended for anyone .... :o haha 
USERNAME i must be one of your aunts and uncles 😲 
USERNAME her great grandpapa liked people's eyeballs . he did it when they walked into his house #wtf 
actually like the song let me love you by neyo :o ❤ 
anie loves me . #imnoonesbitch #random #mastaawn USERNAME @ sunny view ii apartments URL 
USERNAME lmao :) )) who's that nigga you talkin about ? o.o 
o_o rt USERNAME whos the biggest fag ? ? ? ? i am ! ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME her great grandpapa licked people's eyeballs . he did it when they walked into his house #wtf #grandparentsgocray 
why don't they let you smile in your drivers license picture anymore ? #weird 
i wonder if 70s hairstyles will ever comeback into style o_0 
quit hatin on the #falcons and start hatin on th #giants #wtf 
it's not right that i feel this shitty right after waking up 😲 🔫 
USERNAME i'm not its all you and sorry it didn't ring for notification :o 
that's me up top ! #crazy #rockclimbing @ planet rock URL 
i have one page done of my research paper , one ! realize that i have to write seven . 😵 🔫 
bring a bib cause shits gonna get messy 🌴🔥💨🍺🍻🍸🍹🍷💊💊💀 😲 😵 😎 🎉💣💣💣 
the fact that i have to go to a sweet 16 with a poof in my hair later on is not going to be attractive in any way shape or form . 😮 
the falcons are losing and i could care less if the eagles win(as long as and ron mexico are there) #weird 
watching a 6 year old kid play on an ipad .... when i was 6 ? tiger handhelds ... #crazy 
USERNAME :o oh . . . . lol ill have to text you then 
am i the only the only one that hasn't watch friday movies ? :o 
that tony gonzalez is gonna grow up to be a pretty good te one day . #wow #falcons 
USERNAME did you go to their concert this summer :o 
this senior english research paper will be the death of me . 😲 
USERNAME your not even following me :o so i can't dm youu . 
USERNAME omg o_o ... i hope your not talking about ....... 
this lady just said ! she said it to her daughter . #wtf 
USERNAME i will find it next time and bring you your tequila o.o booze hound ! 
USERNAME haha yess even straight balling ! an where at ? :o 
omg ... been working on a scholarship for the past hour and it all deleted ................... #wow #beyondmad 
she said i was cussing and screaming at her 😔 #wtf #cantremember 
is this a joke glozell is at the wellington mall right now . could you not have waited one week ? ! ! #omg #glozell #isinwellington #andimnot 
so last night USERNAME was wearing an eagles beanie ... o_o #traitor 
the fact that i just found shoes ! >>>> #miracle #gettinitdone 😳 😮 
playing the delete game on facebook because i'm so bored and people are creeps :o 
#winterabbeyale #bluemoon caramel nut and chocolate flavors .... #wtf @ buffalo wild wings URL 
why won't my hair grow ? ! ? ! #wtf 
#mytwittercrush is .... they might know who they are o.o 
outta the blue my niece said i got a tweety bird head #wtf 
spiller just turned a 5 yard loss to a 20 yard gain #wow 
USERNAME your nephew is so cute . i was gone retweet the picture then i realized that would be creepy :o hahaha 
got held up in 711 USERNAME last night at 330 am pretty fuckin #crazy good ol #homewood 
USERNAME lol u know its true ! not many people have the iphone 5 :o nd idk i kind of suck at football i dont want to embarrass myself :p 
isn't that your mom ? i'm so confused o.o rt 
USERNAME but are you watching how much you eat ? o_o 
daamn my dads getting off on my sisters boyfriend :o 
my dreams lately gotta stop drinking soda befor bed o_o 
cam has got sack 5 times today ! ! ! 😲 👎 😱 😣 
USERNAME ur home :o ! ! ! ? ? ? ! ! ! 
i have this annoying cough but i don't feel sick . #wtf #fml 😢 
#fml i've been dating someone that doesn't even know who #djfunk is . i eat #chicago #bootyhouse for breakfast , #wtf ? ! 
so i bought a novel about dumpster babies , & i thought it was just about a pregnant teen . o.o 
think i'm gonna stop wearing makeup for good except for like , special occasions ... it felt good those 6 weeks that i didn't wear any :o 
USERNAME like at 3 i think :o damn i was drunk nd high lol , ey we gotta chill again next week (: 
yayy my headphones are working again , i about dies for 5 minutes :o 
i wonder how big was elsas booty when she was 5 o.o xd 
i didn't know amish people think that muslim people are bad :o 
ran into some dude i was locked up with . #crazy 
let me try & study for this history exam thursday ! 😵 🔫 
"USERNAME how fucked are you ? URL had a pen and tape . :o 
chocolate is not hard to spell but when i forget i think: there's a boy name to dinner ! lmao ! #random 
baltimore fucking ravens ! ! ! :o oakland who ? ? ! ! o_o 
is seriously depressed . can't even zip up my dress ! wedding is in 27 days ! #wtf #fatprobz #nomoreeating 😖 😩😫❌🍕🍔🍟🍗🍖🍝🍦🎂🍪 
great wolf has reinforced my idea that i'm marrying an older man . #theseabs #wow #lookatthemguns 
USERNAME oh my god that's so cool ! ! ! ! i've given idols clothes a few times but never bothered to see if they wore them o_o 
why is my twitter favoriting things i've never seen before ? 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME or what ? ? ? ? ? what you gone do ? ? ? 😲 it's ok ill wait lmaoo jk 
USERNAME right doe ! and guess who i seen today ? o_o 
laying in bed with USERNAME watching the campaign , eating popcorn and drinking iced coffee ... trying to recover from last night 😲 
washin my big hairy balls i mean dog ! ...... o_o 
"USERNAME ♡ URL has fame but the fortune cover ! #weird ! 
damn i been a panther fan for about 9 years :o 
USERNAME haha yeah your the only person i know that has the iphone 5 ;p an most likely i will i'm not sure :o i suck -.- 
🗻🗻🗻 #breathtaking #omg #toopretty #mountains #sc @ caesars head state park URL 
my dads shoes that he wears to every bears game ... #soo90s #weird URL 
when me and USERNAME get 6 tacos thinking we were only getting 2 each o.o 
they're playing christmas music in walmart .. and i'm wearing shorts .. #wtf 
tell me why your all i think about now ? 0.o 
1. make up your mind . 2. it's not going to happen . 3. ... what are you thinking ? o.o 
i've seen everything now , just witnessed croc heels #wtf 
#oomf make a nigga wana transfer to penn high 0.o 
USERNAME i had a dream during my nap that you texted me and said you're unofficially committing to cornell . #wtf #noideawherethatcamefrom 
was watching the game .... now im watching fucking lifetime #wtf 
i hope everyone is acknowledging and enjoying veterans day :o ) god bless ! ! #happyveteransday #barachobama #unitedstatesofamerica 
lol at this family on football sunday . happy , mad , happy , mad , happy , mad , cheering , swearing . #wow 
USERNAME wtf ? ? ? o_o а как далеко мусорка ? )))) 
my sister in here yelling lol *turns on music & shakes her ass* o_o 
help ! USERNAME fell asleep on me ! 😵 😫👦💤 #stuck URL 
USERNAME ههههههههههههههه 😂 😂 😂 😂 #omg ! ! ! 
USERNAME taylor swift ? ! ? ! ? ! 😯 
i am going to die tomorrow morning ! 😵 #riptaja ✌ #basketballprobz 🏀 
USERNAME tell one of my cousins to take you :o 
my baby whacked me with i ice cream scoop 😵 
i'm seriously freaked out now . #wow #stopcopying /stalking #idekyou 
#ohmybabychuy #huge #phone #wtf #samsunggalaxynote #jeanjacket #bestbuy #hip USERNAME @ best buy URL 
cherise u have another sister 0_o rt USERNAME 11.11.09 is the day me and my beautiful sister (cont) URL 
talking about sex with your dad is pretty awkward :o 
now i'm regretting drinking all of those yellowhammers .. 😲 
i'm getting too old to be drinking like this . 😣 😳 😵 
USERNAME i had to open that bottle for you ! :o you almost died of thirst ! haha 
USERNAME USERNAME can you guys send me the pics too ? :o lol 
if you're special enough they'll go out of their way to show you . if not we'll wth are you doing ? ! ? ! o_o 
i figured out my type .. and evidently it's #wtf 
my big brother just laughs when i get introuble :o 
USERNAME then yea it was my aunt , her hairs blonde & my moms is dark o.o 
page was not on the bus . 😵 😲 😦 😧 😬😬😬😬 😧 😟 😲 😵 omg # 
the one day i pick up i get invited to a spray tan party #wow 
just got in a fight with USERNAME car , and it won ! 😵 #knockedout 
USERNAME USERNAME my brother smokes ? ! ? ! o.o 
i really need yahoo fantasy football to work right now #wtf #drunk #rt 
this bitch keeps talkin to me about her son .. i do not give a fuuck 😵 🔫 
so weird that in a year when im facebook stalking class of 2013 people are gonna be engages abd pregnant and all adult like . #weird #yuck 
USERNAME lol eh , it was close enough :o p 
USERNAME time to kick life back in the scrotum o.o nut cracker ! 
USERNAME see totally could have too . but if i dont have self control then i never get the card again :o 
omg when song isn't over played i you notice how perfect it is :o 
seen a dude on campus with some cleveland brown shoes on o_o 
damn who would have thought the fuckin saints beat the falcons and gave them there first loss #wow 
USERNAME yeah see i'm smart :) an haha not even you were beasting it up ! i was scared :o 
yall notice how almost everyone associated with moiesha and brandy is dead ? o_o 
i think dondre's ex is stalking him .... she works at mcdonald's now ... right around the corner from the crib o_o 
encontre mantequilla olanchana en nacogdoches ! #dream #death #honduras #love #omg #inlove #h @ la michoacana URL 
swear i saw someone say happy valentines day .. 0.o ... but my phone refreshed & can't find it now . that better have been #autocorrect 
just got in a fight with USERNAME truck and it won ! 😵 #knockedout 
USERNAME why :o you need to go pay for it 
greg and morgan are taking me on a surprise this afternoon . :o :d 
saints are beating the falcons :o can this be ? ! ! #happytweet 
gaga's sao paulo (or however you spell it) date could be her highest attendance of the tour . they're saying over 70k people . :o 
i wont til i run outta gas o_o which is #never im making a loop round #rva o_o 
after i got a new belly ring my mom goes , :o 
i wanna do my nails legitly , but i need inspiration :o 
USERNAME like you o.o nah jk (; your 100% real (; 
always tryin to shove new #pills down my throat . 😮 💊💊💊 @ gnc URL 
USERNAME tf ? i wasn't talkin bout u kid o.o 
my family has no life yelling about football on a sunday afternoon -_- i'm the only one who doesn't care about football o.o 
gained so much weight for being home these 2 weeks ... havnt checked it but i feel it ! o.o 
patrick: my memory is so bad . spongebob: how bad is it ? patrick: how bad is what ? o_o 
USERNAME haha why are you tired if its 9 over there ? :o 
my fantasy rbs just combined for 2 points . 😵 🔫 
o_o i was like never woulda thought in a million years that she would walk in and speak to me lol . had me nervous n stuff smh 
USERNAME you see me at work . and don't say hi ? o.o 
almost .. home .. just kidding . 🚘 😵 🔫 
that awkward moment when you feel like someone is undressing you with there eyes ... o.o 
i've been called a like 4 times this week o_o but how . ? URL 
USERNAME i think i'll be cold . :o a jacket doesn't go with this 😂 
jimmy graham and the broncos d is all i need today in fantasy o_o 
USERNAME 😯 😯 😯 😯 😮 exactly the feeling is mutual cause you never get me anything either and i bought you a sweater but you don't want it 
imagine if USERNAME came to my sweet 15 ! ! :o <3 lol jk never gonna happen *cough cough december 27, 2012 cough cough* 
#falcons #wtf what did you guys think you were doing out there ? 8-1 ..... ugly record 
USERNAME i want a tattoo of noah's and mia's name on my wrist . but im too scared and need toknow . how much i need :o 
hannah's driving just gave me a concussion .. #knewit 😵 
lol same here down in floridaa rt USERNAME everybody on thee southsidee pregnant o.o ” 
#girlsnight #toomuchfun #crazy time at #cucina ! #palmbeach #bubblytime ioaolaru9 USERNAME USERNAME @ cucina URL 
ya'll saying the saints suck but they beat the falcons lmaao so what does that make ya'll 0_o ? 
USERNAME USERNAME lol if riley gives your money to me , ima keep it o_o da fuck ? in my heart , ima sleezy nigga ! 
these next few weeks may just be tue death of me 😵 🔫 
reggie bush was projected 26 points and he got me 1.9. #wow 
my og tomb bout movin in da 90s . ion wanna leave in know damn 90s o.o 
my foot itches ... and i cant itch it right now .. #omg #dying 
bypass is so stupid ! turn right to go left #wtf 
USERNAME nope :o i mean could i play with you if you have it ? lol aren't you a senior this yr ? lol :b 
daamnn the saints beat the falcons :o drew brees is the mann 
watching the pats game and having flashbacks of USERNAME s interception #weird #dejavu 
i think it might be nap time instead of shopping time ! #weird 
USERNAME lol yup even though the first time he heard he thought it was justin bieber some how :o 
USERNAME 0.o lol i'm not going yet i'm just trying to se who down 
watching the amytiville horror for the first time in my life ! good decision to watch it at 2:00 pm ! ! ! 😵 
i need to get the hail out of the house o.o 
just seen USERNAME at the stop light . #random #lol 
USERNAME i'm guessing a ghost gave me a hand job o.o 
i feel like all i do is drive . drive here drive there go to this rodeo or that rodeo . 4 1/2 hours today i've spent driving . 😲 
you get mad over the stupidest things i can't even #omg 
USERNAME i have 5 callus's on each hand from scrubbing cars . kill me 🔫 😲 
did you know if you're in the military and you get a reeaally bad sunburn you can get charged for defacing government property ? #wtf 
its so awkward when you make eye contact with someone in the car next to you o_o 
ain't no hollaback girl . #omg can't music be catchy like that anymore ? 
so this commercial just starts out , o_o what the hell ? is this an everyday occurrence ? ! 
ate the first two things i saw in the fridge when i woke up ... chocolate cake and mt dew 😲 
so my baby just said i was bipolar , moody , and have a bad attitude o_o smh 
watching a flock of birds fly is seriously amazing . how do they fly in sync so well ? #wtf 
black fringe boots or grey fringe boots . that is the question . 😮 😍 💙 #thestruggle 
i love the warcraft dances players dance in the nfl ... so hilarious ! #wow #footballrules #closetgamer 
movie night tonight with him ? hmm sounds good . #weird 
USERNAME yhu what yhu mean like spend the nite overr der :o tear and i did tell meber friday 
omg , im excited :$ but scared :o ayy . 
lol bitches tryna take me out on dates 😮 i'm confused . isn't it suppose to be the other way around ? ! ahahahah #gametightlikeacasino 
USERNAME 0.o this attitude is uncalled for pero because your doing my project i won't say nothing -.- 
looking at my tweets from last night and saying #wtf #sorryguys 
*calls mom* me: you coming to hamtramck ? her: yea . me: i'm going to folklor . her: ok . me: i love you . her: yea yea *hangs up* :o damn momma 
my minds making me think i did something that i've been wanting to do but i really don't think i did it yet . #mindgames #wtf 
is it bad to say that idk if i still wanna go to guild ? o.o 😯 😐 
USERNAME USERNAME it is freakishly warm out though ... #weird #normal #arewethereyet 
USERNAME post a selfie right now , guarantee you got veins showing in your forehead ! #crazy #notrelaxed #kickedbellaoutofrage 
:o , i ain't know they had the same record . 
funny how you can mean so much to someone one second and the next it's like you don't even matter anymore . #crazy #truetho 
hopefully his parents will allow him to come over after work . :o <3 
#sometimesiwonder how annoying it would be to be famous and get notifications on instagram or twitter every second 😯 
every time i'm home alone the door to my room opens by itself #wtf 😳 
hour and ahalf car ride home with nina and ryy #jamsesh # 😯 💨 
my sister walk up to me and touches my face o.o 
pluckers was soo great ! now to study all day o_o 
USERNAME was that a subtweet towards me ? ? :o hahahaha 
soo i really don't know why but my brothers mattress is stacked on mine and my bed's really high now .. #wtf #notmovinit 
USERNAME lol i did too .. bad dream ? :o 
never thought i'd say this , but i think pelham cops are worse than kisco cops #crazy 
walking home and acorns hit me in the head ! #wtf #stupid 
bonjour (with a mustache) 😮 #amazing USERNAME @ grace united methodist church URL 
just got bitched at by a cashier in target because i didn't want to open a credit card . legit yelled at me . #excuseme #wtf 
USERNAME 😮 talking about nasty thats you lls im innocent 😏 
at the mall and my dad decided to leave me alone at the table lmao #wow 
i know they say you can't .. but i might just have to go back .. 😁 😯 
USERNAME do you know if joana has torenos number ? cause idkk if hes picking me up :o 
#tunewiki app on #spotify is #amazing the shit that comes out some of these #rappers mouths , #wow :o #rickross #drake #lilwayne #nowplaying 
USERNAME - thank you for doing this for us . hilarious ! please send to sr . :o ) 
hey cut off your belly button during a tummy tuck ? ! ? ! :o o 
brandy always uses the weirdest faces and i'm just like 0.o 
what is this world coming too . slot machine in the gas station #wtf 
there is a guy seriously smoking inside wal mart . #wtf 
so that's what babe does when he's with the guys ....... 😯 
USERNAME omg are you rich or something :o giving away free iphones cx 
when costco is starting to look like an oversized walmart ... 😯 
vegan . funnel . cake . #vegan #omg @ 6701 burnet road market (farmers market) URL 
my parents are so unfair ! ! ! #wow #annoying 
USERNAME i want a skull tat too , but not like the day of the dead one :o 
imma talk to gio . even tho he hates me . he'll know what i need to do :o 
really need to do my homework if i want to be a o.o . come next year . so many options to consider . 
i haven't played cod for about 2 months , what have i been doing with my life ? ! :o 
USERNAME i got to lazy lol imma hate my vacation o_o 
i'm no longer going to bite my tongue and hold in my crazy , next bitch to mess with me face is going to pound town 👊 #nomorebullshit #crazy 
riley cooper ? ! ? ! ? 😮 😮 unreal #didthatjusthappen #whiteboy 
are you serious dad how could you sell my car ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #wtf 
why is the breakup of selena gomez & justin bieber headline news ? am i supposed to care ? o.o there are bigger things happening in the world . 
five more days and then i'll be 18 woah 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME aww USERNAME warms up to his towel at 6 :o o am ! !> 
i love raisins ! lol i remember junior year USERNAME got me a big box of raisins for my birthday lol #random 
don't tell me your gonna see me tonight then text me and tell me your bout to go to a party in grand rapids . #wtf 
#federer converted 3 of 3 break points ! ! #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME wtf you don't make sense this isn't facebook to be doing this o.o both of them your man so give them head now ! ! 
everybody is a$ap or sosa , and some are still taylor gang tf goes on ? 0.o < 
damn its only 4:41 i thought it was like 6 :3 0 :o lol 
USERNAME lol things some guys say to hit on girls just blows my mind o_o #nogame 
oh seasonal calendar kiosk at the mall ... you know what women really want this holiday season ... #wtf URL 
my mom called me a hoarder because she thinks i have too many clothes .. i am not a hoarder i just like clothes #wtf 
😲 😩 😳 okay then . all them shits gon rot & fall out . && ima laugh 😂 😂 
dont get a text sayin goodluck but i can get a text asking how we did ? ! #wow #notprovingyourself 
USERNAME you're actually being nice ? 😯 haha sike , thanks 😊 
way to go mom break your phone then get a 4s behind my back now i'm the only one with this three in my family #wtf #smh  
soo we n applebees n the lady asked wat we want to drink n ma lil cousin gonna say can yall mix ma coke wit sprite ..... o.o 
i always see people from school when i go the jcc #weird 
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just realized ill be spending my entire thanksgiving day at the airport #wtf #why 
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going to da mall on #blackfriday the first time . hope it goes well :o 
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juju eats feet for dinner . 😮 judithgeorges @ sa college house URL 
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USERNAME why ? 0.o you have a date i don't know about ? :$ 
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i remember once at workk , this mann askedd me was i puerto rican . . . o_o 
asktwitter ftcc students , do we have school tomrw ? o.o , 
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USERNAME everyones talking about uggrauhl whats that about ? :o 
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my grandma trying to get a head start n take away my phone ! ! o_o 
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did she dm her number & delete her account ? ? ? 0_o 
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2 hours left of this class and only 10% battery left 😲 
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i was told i look like #merida in the #cartoon #brave ... , time to go back on the paleo , she has a pie face o_o 
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, why do kyle think im suppose to call him daddy o_0 ctfu , i dont even call my father daddy . 
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my 10 year old cousin is downloading beerpong on my ipod 😲 lmao 
omg i'm not gonna see my bff for six days ... 😫👎 😵 🔫 
didn't expect papa brian to get my hair cut short , and take me to get a shave . #thanksgivingbreak #wow #shorthair 
my wifi disconnects as soon as i lay in my bed . 😡 😩 #wtf #pissingmeoff #ihateyou 
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lost my headphones 🎧 might as well #kmn 😵 🔫 
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you guys went from loving eachother to hating eachothers guys . #crazy 
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#heardinline , "a white girl can wear hoop earrings as long as her name in cursive . #wtf 
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USERNAME lies . yes maybe i talk to a lot of people , but i'm not i don't label myself as that :o 
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jack frost is on right now & were not watching it ..... ? ! #whatthefuck ? #omg 
rutgers is leavin the big east too ! ? ! #wtf it's gonna a sad conference in a few years 
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harrys facebook status : ' i met the queen and she liked it ! ' USERNAME what do you mean ' she liked it ' ? o.o 
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USERNAME mona wanted to go to the lonely bin o_o 😱 
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girls like to be treated like princesses from their boyfriends ... when i say it's now sexism . #girls #sexist #wtf 
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i forgot i had a scratch on my leg o.o 
or i should be a traitor and sit on the other sidee o_o 
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getting my ass kicked in wii sports , by my brother . #hes4 #wtf 
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USERNAME i try and all that my face does is 😲 
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damn i feel like a fiend . ! o.o ' 
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i had a b+ last week and a f this week ... #wtf #bullshit 
apparently getting high is more important than me .. ? #wow #toopissedtotalk 
i'm the only person under 40 in this movie theatre ... 😵 
just spent half my day watching a law and order marathon #wow 
home sweet home ... passed 30 cop cars , 5 accidents and 2 police searches #crazy 
me: mom do you have to pug_ins ? her: of course son ! every girl does ! #wow #notwhatimeant 
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my light just turned off without nobody touching it :o 
i feel like i have no friends anymore ): #wtf #wheredeveryonego ? 
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how my sister isn't here o.o yett . suspiciouss . 
USERNAME with who o.o and let me text my mom :o 
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USERNAME o_o im bad at stuff like that bt ill try 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME my mom will be like , i'm just lien #wtf ? 
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parents love loading on house work and pointless tasks right before a break #no #doityourself 😯 
holy crap , gas prices jumped from $3.06 to $3.29 in 24hrs . #crazy 👎💰💳💸 
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USERNAME bigger than my pay check :o ? ? ? 
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dis nigga den killed 8 people been slangin coke an the obituary say "he discovered christ at an early age #wtf 
going to attempt the notebook with my mom ... #wow #hopenoonewasright 
my history grade went from a 100% to a 73% in less than a day .. #wtf 
i got out the shower and i see curtis in my hoise o.o wtf you mean you finna just come over to play the game with my brother ? >___< 
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how come the bus drivers are the only ones with a seat belt o_0 
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random dude at the gas station asked if he could have a cigarette . umm i don't smoke . #gross 😲 
this 3 year old just came up to me , hugged me , and called me #omg 
still wonderin is oomf still doin the remix to love sosa .. it might be dope . not alotta things rhyme with his name o_o . 
that awkward moment when somone posts your text conv o.o n instagram ..... 
oh please leave me out more ! i love not being included . 😒 #wow 
this tweet will somehow get back to josh ballenger ...... even though nothing i have ever said or done has affected him in any way . #weird 
USERNAME what do you mean where are you ? :o damn lol it's good .-. 
y is this girls ponytail at the front of her head 0_o 
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... you get pregnant , and die . 🚼 😲 
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wait so these three people at the bar talkin bout never wearin condoms o_o 
skeeball is not something i get real excited about #athletesupinhere #nextstop :o lympics 
my 83 year old grandpa just told me his goal is to stay alive to see what big things i do with my life when i graduate college #wow #sad 
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y'all , i've never been this tired in my entire life . 😲 
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i don't think nobody knows my real laugh .. ? :o 
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every girl on URL that are wearing swim suits have super ripped abs #wtf 
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USERNAME setious , not even round school ! have u seen me before ? o.o 
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gettin #weird tonight w/ the #cola crew since everybody back in town . hollaa 
mom: you say no to ratchet bitches juicy j cant ! me: mom its pus-bdjndkhejhbeux mom: whatchu you say ? me: nothinn o.o 
11hrs ..... i thought this was a short week 😲 💤💤💤 
when it's real , it doesn't fade away .. " #random 
why does soon to be 12 year old sister have a twitter ? ? ? ? ! o_o now i can't tweet anything naughty 😒 
USERNAME and how would i do that ? ? ? o.o 
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#omg ! this hoe just told me that you are friends now , but (hoping) there can be something in the future .. 
how come these same 4 girls have been stepping in the dining hall for the last 2 weeks ? #random 
#currently writing a song 😳 😯 😶 😬 #musicianiam #icansing #surprise 
what happened to my twicon ? o.o it turned gray ... 
my fucking car died at wall mart gas pump #wtf #honda 😔 😡 😠 
can't wait until #thevoice all 3 on #teamadam better not be eliminated :o 
hes giving me the look that he wants to have my baby :o ;) c(; ... i love the dirty thoughts you put up in my dome ! 
o.o i hear people moaning next door ... um yeah ! 
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USERNAME reasons why there should be a built in shank knife #iphone5s specks . #scaryshit right ..... 😲 
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mgk just went hard on his newest beat #madflow hold on ft young jezzy #crazy 
am i the only one who thought about what it would be like to be a stripper o.o 
ithnk allison wants to come out know , this contractiones are getting more stronger & stronger :o 
my niece sittin in the corner laughin n shit lmaoo tf she thinkin bout 0_o 
aiden comes in my room every half hour asking me if i feel better and need more medicine ... then he kisses my nose . #omg #lovehim #toocute 
but then i don't kus what if i don't like it :o i like my red is unique :) but fackk it fades fast 
it's like almost 5pm but it feels like 8pm . o_o 
USERNAME i don't knoww if that's the reason , but seriously #weird #niceseeingya 
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USERNAME :o ! ! no spoilers ! i'm only in 7th season right now ! 
i gotta pee . ! ! & i'm stuck in traffic :o 
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i now have the biggest crush on kristen stewart ! #girlcrush #wow 
why is everyone on earth too busy to hang out with me #wtf 
USERNAME haha but i saw some philly girls today :o we need to go to philly more often 
according to instagram my husband was awol getting tattoos on his finger pads . i'm currently practicing my response in the mirror . #wtf 
there is a man here who has #lost 182 pounds in 6 months ! #crazy #vilife #loseweight #challenge 
my moms really stressing cause chik filet didn't give her the croutons for her salad #wow ! 
24 hours later and i still don't have an #iphone . going #crazy without #cellular service . 
my neighbor is cute 😲 idk why i never hopped on that . 
i don't respect you if you put your relationship on social networks .. #wtf 
im wearing makeup and i really messed up my mascara bc it was all clumped :o 
USERNAME it literally hurts so bad like every time i talk 😲 
up is about to be on tv ... #omg #childatheart #greatmovie 
bofa gave away $5 gift cards to its members today . shipping time: 8-10 weeks . but where will they find all the horses to deliver them ? #wtf 
seriously , where the fuck is the snow at ? #wtf 
i wonder how my hair is gonna look when it's completely curly .. 😯 #shortcurlyhairproblems 
i got ah stalker .... (looks out of house window) o_o 
i look at my dog & say i'm prettier than him & made faces at him , & he growled at me . :o #yeahimnotnormal 
USERNAME rue 21 in fairmont & in there 6am-1 :o 
love that i'm in one of the two pictures on a dating website my friend just joined .. #weird 
i think this is the first time i have drove with my mom in forever . #weird 
i know way too many people in this game . #weird 
i swear every time i look down at my chest there is more hair growing down there ... 0_o . ? i wonder what that's all about ....... 
i am so ill ahh why me 😷 😵 😩 
USERNAME does krystal still like my girl ? o.o cx lol 
i saw this girl that looks like kim k . at work ! :o 
i haven't been drunk since my birthday .. uh #wtf ? ! that was almost a year ago ! crazy how much i've changed .. still crazy though . #needachange 
tried taking a picture of the city , but my reflection came out instead . :o @ university of new mexico URL 
guess kids don't know the difference between when you kidding and when your serious #wtf 
cole just said he thinks he broke his knee because he bent it to long omg what shall i do with him -____- #blonde #crazy #smh USERNAME 
USERNAME make me ! ohh wait i forgot you can't o_0 
munchin on my froot loops cereal killer :o USERNAME USERNAME figured y'all would think its funny 
USERNAME dude i been hitting u up no response :o 
can't believe it's only 8. it feels like midnight to me #exhausted 😲 
USERNAME lol uhm first of all you said i put three and u uhm put four .. (x and i didnt put any specific number of spaces :o 
hey sir would you like to buy a battery for that ? guy: that's a hammer .. me: buy the damn battery . guy : o.o okay .. 
i fell like i'm about to die . 😵 USERNAME 
my parents just told me i might not have my car next year ... #wtf #kindareallypissed 
USERNAME lol this was like the best i could do ... o_o URL 
i want egg drop soup ! the urge ! o.o 
my parents just left me in walmart . apparently they thought i was in the car . #yeahright #unloved #wtf 
i'd be more interested to buy this car but half the salesmen have their families and children here . i'm clearly at a zoo or childcare #wtf 
i hope my finger isn't infected o.o this scab looks super nasty .. 
soo .. they found my aunt dead this morning .. 😶 😯 
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my little sis just said ...... 😯 😳 😆 😑 #smmfgdh 
damn ma homies dad just washed and cleaned the whole carpet , and i . came through with subway n some chips :o 
umm o.o are you talking bout me ? im'a just start saying yup ! for now on 
best feeling of the day when i faint on my couch :o finally home URL 
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it's crazy how much alike my dad and auntie look and act o.o 
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USERNAME i'm gone come back to school monday thick 😲 😲 😂 😂 
USERNAME some girl named jayla dm'd me saying can you follow her back o.o 
dude we've been best friends for like 2years :o USERNAME 
i'm surprised breonna ain't saying none since that's her cousin :o 
holy moly i just saw my first car accident . i started panicking and i wasn't even involved :o 
why do people dress there twins the same o.o ? 
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USERNAME what does that mean ? :o lol #follow ? 
my dad just gave me permission to cuss in front of him . #shocked . #wow . #hemustbesick . 
avi rate: ebss , you broke my scale :o USERNAME 
i swear my brother never stops talking 🙉 😮 #shh 
watching animal intervention on nat geo . these people r nuts ! #crazy #people #wild #animal 
my boyfriends crawling around the living room with my brother . being a lion . #wtf ? 
some homosexual dude was going to fight two girls in lunch :o 
USERNAME well i mean , now talking to people is considered flirting at my school ... so i don't even know what it is ! ! :o 
i love how my mom is now tryna find places i can go drink tomorrow without being carded 😮 😬 
man . i still can't believe i've only gained one pound since i started going to texas state /: #wow #seriously 
just saw someone sitting at a stop sign trying to wave me down in the middle of nowhere 😳 #wtf ! 
im kinda dissapointed USERNAME & i only got to wear our two pack hoodies once this year ..... #wtf #packmeeting #asap 
a customer came into the store and tried to convince me that her phone , which was in 3 pieces , had no physical damage . #peoplesometimes #wtf 
argh ! ! ! ! ! can you de-update the new twitter 😵 
im at the store and this lady calls her daughter and ungrateful slut infront of customers o.o 
hate when a mf have a clean ass car , but have 3 rims and a doughnut ... 0_o . ? 
and my work schedule is making it even harder 😲 
USERNAME called me while i was thinking about her o_o 
tried the triple atomic wings @ quaker steak & lube tonight with USERNAME #mouthstillkills #wow #fb 
i'm getting all ready and i'm so nervous o.o ! idk why ! ! ! lol 
USERNAME haha . i'm so bored right now . and we're getting there at 10 :3 0. #wtf 
just went maternity clothes shopping o_o . i must admit , the clothes are pretty hot though (@ cumberland mall) URL 
in case no one knew , fitting rooms are the place to try on clothing .. not the sales floor . #wtf 
USERNAME i wants going to give u some ! ! t( o_o t) 
i have been sitting in the salon for two hours watching my mom get her hair done .... 😲 🔫 
USERNAME i better receiving a txt from you soon ! ! ! 😮 😯 lol 
madapaka where is d 80 bus line i -80 is syatdown 😲 😵 😵 
my sister asked me what a blow job is o.o 
i was in the photo taking mood today ! #weird 
USERNAME it was the same day we took all the other ones , but we were in church and i got some guy in the background of us o.o 
ayo negro , you comin' in tonight ? o_o USERNAME 
USERNAME o.o , das gone tak long tyme -.- wrdz tho . 
USERNAME ohh ... so that means you can't go to cheer or football :o 
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USERNAME i found the website ! :o is just fan fiction thank gawd ;--; 
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btown is already decorated for christmas ! ! ? ? ? it's not even thanksgiving ! ! #crazy 
USERNAME :o lordd i am on season 4 lol . do u really want me to ruin it for you ? 
why the hell does my sister party more than me ? ! ? and i'm in college ! #wtf 😭 USERNAME drink a lot . for me & for you . # 💋 
USERNAME right remember when she would always try to talk to me i could no look at her or smell her glue breath 😯 💩 😂 😂 😂 😂 
the ignorance of some people i follow though ... o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME this bitch in my tl said she swallowed a fly o.o bitch tf it ain't no flies outside 
USERNAME now this is my kind of gun ! its a blowdryer ! ! ! #wow URL 
i don't play hard to get just not interested #wtf 
i just randomly wanted to get high and watch dave chappell and i don't smoke #weird 
i have a kindergarden crush , i told her :o , 
>>>iim piss'd dha fuqk off ! .......... && ion even know why ! #weird af ! 😒 😒 😒 
my mom just stressed me out with all theses cute shoes on this website & there mad money :o & i need them -_- anywho going too eat hotwings 
still in a ton of pain #whatswrongeithme #wtf #urgh #whynow 
USERNAME no i mean like cuz on thursday were gonna go to stores that open on midnight soo if you wanna come ? :o 
ima kill emily when i see her 👧🔫 😵 💀💁 
i think folks with aids should have to be registered just like sex offenders ... #random . 
i don't understand how someone could lie so much . i really think that people with lying problems convince themselves its true . #omg #itssad 
USERNAME haha i cant see emoji's :o but my bad i love that shit 
im kinda thinking that your not gonna have a good thanksgiving ? USERNAME :o 
thigh highs and thigh tattoos on the bus . :o omg i didn't know these girls existed irl ? ! ;o #fainted 
just got home .. and guess what we found out ? our baby monji just chewed everything , including my belts ! ! ! 😵 😲 😟 
USERNAME i know haha i'm like oh hello cleavage . o.o lmao 
all alone in this house . hope mr . boogie don't get me o_o 
just woke up and it felt like i was hammered . #wtf 
then i open my eyes and he's like this 😲 
USERNAME what did you get accosted too ? :o #somethingcuban 
USERNAME 😊 😏 lovee youu booboo #hashtaghashtag #bestfriends #bestfriendprobs #omg #what #else #should #i #hashtag 
when i was at the parade this old creepy black guy was checkinn tf outta me . #wtf #backthefuckup 
USERNAME i just threw up . that sounds too much like taco lasagna . 😷 😲 
uggs is trending because justin biebs wore his first pair of uggs today ...... #wtf 
then i open my eyes and he's like this ! 😲 USERNAME 
all power (traffic lights/etc) out on n cap hill to university bridge - avoid ! people don't know how to handle the intersections o_o 
the one in kill bill , the guy that lives in a trailer in the desert ? :o o 
sucks that i have to work on black friday #wtf #noshoppingforme USERNAME will have to shop for us ahaa👜💄🎀👠👢👗 
when people you used to know change so much <<< #whoareyou 😵 
USERNAME :o hmm idk . what are you now ? ;o 
USERNAME what color ? :o , you should do rainbow >;d lls , and im just listening to music , bored -.- , 
this bus im on smells like fart and fat girl sweat o_o 
USERNAME lmfaoo . okay a little knife huh ? 😮 
*boyfriend* slipped out my mouth like wtf where did that even come from ? ? ? :o 
USERNAME oh are you doing basketball this year or soccer ? :o 
USERNAME 0.o you took it to far i love jesus <3 
who said you hoes where cute ? 😲 .. we just want that ass 😏 
i still feel weird chilling at home alone with my daughter . i actually have a child . #crazy #timeflies 
i swear every time i'm textin #oomf , #oomf tweets what i be wanting to say to #oomf . #weird 
my sister grew up to be the type of girls i make fun of . #lol #wow 
why is a random kid favoriting my tweet :o awkward .. 
lmaoo siri called him a pussy bitch is she allowed to say that omg ! 😮 😆 😆 
i swear my dog is my moms third child . #weird 
USERNAME you don't have to go :o if you don't want too 
oh #wow ..... that was pretty amazing ! ! ! :d 
paris just said she gone digest my babies o.o eww ! 
USERNAME you curse a lot when things are going well ? o.o 
USERNAME no you gonna do rainbow just for me >_> lls sike ! ! xd , & yeah im trying to see which shoes ima buy :o 
USERNAME lol they do . at first i was like o_o but now it's pretty straight 
! ! ! ! ! ! bitch trying ...... to seduce me ... ! !&#/USERNAME .......... it worked 0_o 
what if ihad a dollar for every dollar idont have o.o 
just by a search of a teacher's name shows all their marital business o.o 
0.o rt USERNAME y'all my bone is sticking out of my wrist lmao crazy thing is it doesn't hurt as bad 
25$ for a crabby paddy ? jeez mr . crabs 😯 
i'm at my nice fluffy big ol' bed ! ! ! :o ) (graham , north carolina) URL 
my bitches out here wildin' playin' russian roulette w/ niqqas heads 😲 🔫 
USERNAME omg dusty ur killin me ! o_o im a #crazycatlady :) ) 
swear if i owned a gun too many people would be chillin on the ground ! 😲 💥🔫 
four years ago i couldn't wait to get out of laurel , now i am begging to go back ! #wtf 
suppertime ! this place serves beer & wine ! :o (@ junie's) URL 
me:suck my dickher:nome :d o it 4 meher:no me :d o it 4 sosa her :o k 
did my brother just say that rascal flatts sucked ? ! ? ! o.o 
i asked the girl if she's on whatsapp the girl ask me what's that o.o 
did #marryingthegame just call his wedding day - his funeral ? ? ugh ! bad start o_o 
listening to christmas music and i am actually enjoying it o_0 i guess i am just ready ! 
i followed your boyfriend and your getting mad over it ? #wow #howoldareypu 
what's with all of these direct messages that are apparently viruses or something ? #effedup #wtf 
is anyone still at ucf that can play volleyball ? #random #help 
i'm really nice shut the fuck up and be my fuckin friend you stupid little twat . #wtf #bemyfriend 
so many ups ppl on this flight- don't know any of them but i sit in diversions with them everyday #weird 
USERNAME i wish you were working with me today because you would've shit your pants 😮 
or 5'6 o.o lol the point is i don't feel so short c": 
USERNAME oh shit were you the girl with kenedy the other dayy :o ? ! 
got a fedex security sleeve overnight shipping with a check made out to me for $3000 #wtf 
why has no one from #teamadam been saved ... :o 
watching never say never and like crying #omg #hewassocute 😘 
USERNAME i can't my aunt doesn't want to take a lot of heads :o plus its already packed , come drop em off asap ? ! 
heavy breathing and name calling #boutthatlife 😓 😤 😮 😅 😴 
s o.o bsessed . with . fuzzy . socks . 
#oomf looks like my ex o_o that shits fucked up yo 
i'm not normal , why ? because i rather be #weird as fuck then be #normal and boring . 
half the tweets on twitter are about relationships or how someone did someone else wrong #random 
trying to figure out how the hell this woman is drinking coke at the gym . are you serious lady ! ! ? ? #wtf 
USERNAME no stubs but do have email receipts from air canada , us airways that should work :o wonder if that'll do 
USERNAME why are you two giving the finger in that one pic ! ? ! ? :o 
i'm positive 1400 ! 😯 😄 how exciting is that #nolife 
soo my ex say her cable and her phone off o.o #thestruggle 
melo has 19 points ... the first quarter not over yet tho ! o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME so true ! ! i would fall tho . o_o i feel bad for austin ..... 
love when people who have no shit on me decide to block me on twitter . #wtf 
why would i get mad if somebody call my twinnie attractive if she my twin&we look jst alike o.o 
that thing where someone throws down the 'commensurate' gauntlet regarding ... t1. micro instances ? o_o URL 
a one year old can go from banging on everything in sight loud as can be to a mind blowing ninja creeping through the house . #crazy 
😳 😧 😵 rt USERNAME i want my next boyfriend to look like this or worse . im serious ! URL 
i need to get on facetime & this stupid ass phone ain't got no service 😡 😲 😖 
i think my ma just called jadien , jadaa o.o 
looking at airfare tickets . so if i go to la next year departing on 4th of may then returning 10th of june , it will cost $1340 ! :o 
#catfish = one crazy show ! i can't believe people lie like they do ! #wow 
#thingsihate when girls wear underwear with yogas .... it just looks really dumb . :o 
the video by nicole westbrook ... this makes rebecca black look like beyonce #itshappeningagain #nicolewestbrook #wtf 
rt USERNAME remember , a broken heart is an open heart . :o ) #tdl 
why would you put my government name out there yo , drawl :o 
oh , i got a text 😲 .. i hope it's from 😍 ....................... oh my god , leave me alone ! 
i always remember the first time i hear happy holidays every year ! #weird #tistheseason 
i really want these mockingjay earrings that they have at the book store :o 
it's amazing that so much happened today based off a starbucks red cup #wow 
USERNAME i'm in florida right now :o wait wtf do you mean are you like 66 ? lol jayykayy (: 
USERNAME seriously are you with my mom right now ? #wtf 
the message i just sent her ! , omg it was deep :o 
USERNAME i have friends that camp out overnight . #crazy 
USERNAME :o omg congratulations to him , i don't think he recognized me . . i told manager he what is a good kid lol 
i wonder if USERNAME remembers that she was the first person i came out of the closet to . #weird #highschoolmems 
how do people follow me on here or add me as a friend on facebook when they don't even know me ? ! ? #wtf 
USERNAME daamn :o ha have you ever took a yellow bus ? shihh i didnt sleep i felt like a crack head ha 
#bestfriend #random #loveher #best #lastnameever #firstnamegreatest (; @ race trac oakwood URL 
''f*ck yeah we have a substitute teacher ! ! o_o 
that moment you feel all pumped up out of nowhere o.o xd :o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
the display cameras at bestbuy union square look like they've just been through jabba's robot torture chamber in return of the jedi :o 
what y'all got me watchn ? thought this show was about love+weddn ? no she didn't take the pics off the wall & bounce o_o over b4 it started* 
USERNAME no comprendee 😮 😮 😮 😮 . hay mujer d dios ya prende el pinche foco d plano no agarras senal tu . jajajajaja 
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last night was a lil too much #weird USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
this film is literally becoming fifty shades of grey #wtf 
i think USERNAME is in love or falling in love :o 
lawd , she aint bout to talk a hole in my head o.o 
USERNAME i owe you one cause i left it :o 
:o im about to then crybaby ! ! hahaha . 
USERNAME jack hu near controlled substances ? ! #rare #wow #incredible 
just lost the sound to my phone this has happened twice in one day ! # #wtf 
USERNAME yes ... but don't ever try to say you love him more ..... :o 
the writers of named the bird kevin ! they must be directioners ! :o #justrealizedthis 
boutta go to this hannin ass shmop fest #wtf #hahah 
that water was too cold omg ! 🙊 😵 😨 🏊👎 
USERNAME USERNAME haha , yess ? ? :o im scared now xd 
my dad took off his bandages ... so nasty 😲 
i know i'm exhausted . i've been running on little to no sleep lately . o.o #fastpace #alwayaworking 
music ... what would i do without it :o <3 
is there a such thang as a d . i . l . f . like a milf but in daddy version .. #random 
tomorrow is my only day off this week . o.o #ohgosh 
how the fuck do you only have a relationship thru the internet for 10 years and haven't meet yet ? ? ? #wtf 
i seriously feel like death . uhmm maybe working out while i'm sick wasn't such a good idea . 💀 😲 😷 
watch out kids the shakira hair is out tonight . #crazy &fierce 
ughh stupid headache omgg but i bought my dress for USERNAME 15 omgg i hope she likes it o.o 
i hate you now 😡 😡 click . click . *bang* 😲 😲 😲 🔫🔫🔫 
i haven't tweeted since like a long time ago :o 
lol my mama knocked on my head amd said knock on wood o.o lololol 
dang my back is hurting so bad ! ! ! 😣 😣 😣 😣 😲 
USERNAME you wouldnt understand anyways but it doesnt matter , you have a man :-o 
USERNAME dm it to me so i can call you silly .. o_o . 
im mad my uncle made pumpkin pie instead of sweet potato pie for thanksgiving o_o 
my dad just said 2010 is too old for my brothers next dirtbike ..... why isn't he saying the same thing about my next car ? #wtf 
o.o im confused , am i single or not . ? 
USERNAME ok , considering you had to #callacutieout on yourself #wtf 
i'm too so sober for this shit ! #weddings #mychosenprofession #idontdrink #weird #maybeishouldjusteatsomeicecream #idonteaticecream #fml 
USERNAME can you control it tho ? :o like it wont look like im on one ha ? 
USERNAME thank god ! ! you are too good to lose ! congrats :o ) #thevoice 
#liesimtiredofhearing .. imma call / txt u .. knowing damn well u frontin doe 0_o 
USERNAME you got your hair cut ommgg ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
when i don't know like kids in hs but i'm like bc they all get their scripts at walmart . lmao #weird 
girls expect for a guy to carry the whole conversation on the phone or through texting #wtf girls getting extremely lazy these days . 
USERNAME i duunno . she even snapped on chris . she mad about some :o prolly the hair ;d 
when someone who lives with you is in the bathroom for over an hour ... #wtf #getout 
i just ate like three cookies in like one minute . 😲 
#oomf , you are soo fucking cute & i'm really crushin right now . this never happens . #weird 
the conversation USERNAME , karolyn , jose , jose , and me were having in 1st was crazy ! :o i hope i don't see anything tonight . 
USERNAME lmfao , it's not the craziest thing i've seen lol , my friend brought his laptop 😲 and i'm guessing you got the 2nd book ? 
USERNAME wtf i can't believe these 4 r still standing up there ! #results #saveteamadam #thisistoomuch #bryankeith #wtf 
that moment when you click on someone's name on facebook chat , and it says they're already typing o.o 
wtf is all the ig bullshit going on #random #justsayin 
USERNAME hahahaha think about it ! what will you do ? ! :o 
USERNAME have my children please #unf the things i would do to be nicki in this pic #omg #babeyourkillingme URL 
i wonder if kayala & i are on for tomorrow ? :o 
enochs got a girls wrestling team ... say what :o 
am i the only one who sleeps with both heater and fan on ? o.o 
USERNAME yeah (: but we would need to find a ride back home :o 
i started packing but i havent told my dad yet lol im scarredd :o 
meghan said i was possessed in that ..... #notcool #shecalledme #weird 
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i heard mr . smith is on a coma hope he's okay :o :o :o #praaying for him . 
USERNAME omgg no way stop im going :o a like 1 ! ! ! 
what is going on in brunswick right now ? ! ? ? like 5 cops and 2 helicopters ? ? something's not right #wtf #itsbrunswick 
USERNAME USERNAME lie your way outta this one 😐 😯 😧 😬 
USERNAME USERNAME yes i do how would you know what tv shows i watch :o 
USERNAME yoo lol wtf was that you just retweeted ? ! 😳 😳 😵 😷😷 
#peppermint #stick #frozen #yogurt #froyo #yogo #crazy @ yogo crazy URL 
it's goin down at the shorts ! the whole gang #crazy 
i just can't talk lol . i lost all my voice ! 😮 
s/o to USERNAME for being the best cous everr ! ! haha #random 
it's 9 o'clock and my dad is in court #wtf 
i wonder if she even thinks about me ? o_o 
USERNAME er mah gerd gerrl what if i see you :o 
USERNAME don't even say that i'm gonna spray my whole house with holy water and get all kinds of crosses and what not :o 
the resemblance ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o david's twin ! ! URL 
20 texts from facebook because of stewart hill #wtf URL 
dang i ain't knew i'm suppose to jump somebody . 😯 
whats the twitter update ? i dont see anything o.o 
john ain't even here and its like below zero in this place .. #wtf #helloohypothermia 
lol guys what if my dogs going into labor :o o 
USERNAME it was too funny i woke up like o.o 
USERNAME hush .. -__- ill have you watch those movies with me . :o 
if i get chicken express in roll over and die ! 🐥🐤🐣 😵 
i dont kno when that happened ! ! ! #omg #wtf #dogs #funny #crazy #babies #instacrazy @ im not gonna tell u ! ! ! ! URL 
i can't believe i have hw this break ... #omg #onlyenglish #whydiditakethisclass #killme 
USERNAME yayy ! ! && when is that ? ? 0.o 
USERNAME i guess it's only okay when he says it :o 
at the gas pumpin watchin this dude puttin beer into his coffee mug 0_o 
imma go see my baby daddy/boo thang/boyfriend/my everything taylor lautner tomorrow <3 <3 <3 #shirtless #omg #myhubby 
my mom told me our christmas lights are gunna light up the block :o 
there's a who're list in paulding county ? 😮 😳 lololol . 😂 
i am literally at a party full of 13 year olds #cool #wtf 
i got my kids name picked out already lol if i have a boy it's gonna b carmelo angel & if its a girl amelia angel of course shuford #random 
USERNAME um monday with rochida i don't know how to spell her name o.o and we was joking 
everyone talks about this , i don't know who or what sosa is o_o 
ugh ! ! ! im soo fuckin sick of cleaning ... :o 
USERNAME hey you like a girl in my first period ? o.o 
USERNAME hahaha it's sad i offered and drew the conclusion soberly . #wtf 
i have never asked a guy i wasn't dating for a picture . #wtf #men 
my boyfriend is like a penguin ... i don't have a penguin .. :o 
my dad just cursed at me 😲 😡 💔 😢 
just dropped a hundo at the liquor store 😯 #happyholidays 
pretty sure 95% of the people i talked to today asked me if i was high .... #weird #definitelynot 
USERNAME it's not #oomf ! if thats who you think it is o.0 
melanie over sylvia and cody over brian really #voteswererigged #wtf 😂 #thevoice 
even tho #omg ain't come tonite ... i still had hella fun ! lmaoo 
lol ever looked at a person and be like .. what the f #ck is wrong with you ! ! o_o 
iwant to boolove w . her but we argue over nothing o.o 
im never cold but the library is like the fucking arctic tonight . #wtf #turnuptheheat 
mint chocolate chip moose tracks ice cream . yes . that is happening . #omg #yumm 
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:o in my book flirting and being nice to someone are two different things ... 
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my dad is watching abby lee's ultimate dance competition . :o 
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USERNAME you not gonna play it anymore ? ? :o 
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if jordan heath finishes that , i leave the gym . someone else do the scoreboard ... i'm just done . #wow 
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30 more minutes and one more 12hr day and i don't work til monday ... :o wtf ann i gunna do ! ? ! ? 
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showering then out with the triplets tonight ! 😲 😃 
i kept hearing the weeknd all day today at the alleys o.o 
allergies just started acting up suddenly as i walked into ralph's o.0 #sneezing #tearingup #butonlyononesideofmyface 😳 
except for all the painful faces i'm seeing 😳 😵 
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i dont know if im actually sick or im just super nervous about this :o 
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thinking about all the shit us 90's kids have had to go through in life , it's kind of crazy . all the shit we have seen #crazy #realtalk 
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people still update they facebook status faithfully tho . o.o 
:o is he allergic to asians ? ! ? ! ? ! says the asian about my dog ! 
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USERNAME mimosa/cool kids saturday ... i may or may not have a stack of free tix in my possession 😆 😮 😬😁 #rally 
i always tho that tweets should be kept simple but bitches be like telling their whole lives in every tweet . defuq bro ? o.o 
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USERNAME me and you have a shoe issue .. image our shoes together . o.o 
USERNAME is supposed to be one of my best friends yet i don't even have his number o.o 
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watching back to the future , oh he's such a hottie o.o <3 
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getting your nipples pierced is the most painful thing ever 😲 
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i hate how girls think facial hair is disgusting 😯 
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quoting USERNAME when talking to my boyfriend . i didn't even realize i was until i read that text again . :o 
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in a good mood while i'm doin my million journals that i procrastinated so badly on #wtf ? lol 
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oh my gosh , samira's language is rubbing off on me :o i need to stop 
who is this jack taylor ? 138 points ? ! #crazy 
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what is google im feeling lucky all about ? 😯 
so for some reason what day today was .. i thought today was wenesday . o_o 
what am i even going to do tomorrow :o i didn't think this through 
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i just realized drank in my cup and ready to fuck have the same beat . #wtf 
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this year is almost ever and there is still so much to do . 😲 . 
my kid just jacked my juice box & finished it in less then a minute o.o 
so incredibly thankful for the true people i have in my life .. took me long enough to find them .. but just very happy :) #random 
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bobby brackins retweeted one of my random tweets :o i just died .... <3 
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i'm bout to be looking fat on thursday & saturday #thanksgiving #crazy #fat 
i just got stuck in blake's tent i looked like homer simpson when he got stuck in the waterside 😵 
wished i wasn't off till monday it's just thanksgiving #wtf 
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making my brother do suicides , the trainer is just looking at me likee o_0 
listening to cage fire radio while sam is right next to me , o.o kinda confusing lol 
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quoting USERNAME when talking to my boyfriend . i didn't even realize i was until i read that text again . :o 
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USERNAME mee ! ! ! ! omg they are so addicting ! ! ! :o 
oh some people don't get paid as good as us ? 😮 
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thinking what should i get my mommy this year 4 her c-day ? ! ? o_o 
re-organizing my closet . :-o #thehorror #girlproblems (@ cape cottages) URL 
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USERNAME you meet the queen .. i know harry told us ... i knew some day #1d would meet the queen . see i'm not suprised buhh i'm happy ... :o 
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i might get only like 5 days to go home for christmas ! #wtf 
the amazing moment when you finish stats homework . haha 📖📚🔫 😲 
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lizi cuttin my hair , ahh ! ! :o URL 
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the girlfriend is making me watch twilight with her .... someone kill me 😲 
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i see how it is you hang with bryan but not with me 👀 😲 
USERNAME .. you say ... dance like a strippaa ! ! ! ? ? ! ! ! ! ! o_0 
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the death of me must be your mission . 😵 
doesn't mean pop- the-fuck-up ! ! ! o_o this b**** is crazy ! ! ! 
whenever i randomly check my horoscope , it is always exactly what is happening in my life . #weird 
terkejut jugak lah warna dia pun dekat twitter sama :o 
USERNAME :o you don't know what i got ! lol 
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answer 1 question , then tweet once . (betul kata USERNAME :o ) 
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guy on wheel of fortune just won $29,000 and an audi a4 😯 #getmeonthere 
well the jail near clear lake had lights flashing , spot light circling around and a siren going off .... seems normal right ? #wtf 
a really big , off leash doberman just ran past me . no sign of owner . #random 
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senior year USERNAME is going by so fast ! week 9 already , goodness 😮 
#wheniwasacarrot . . . um awks . i never was :o 
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USERNAME junior year is killing mee . 😩 😵 👎 
picture retakes are tomorrow though , are you kidding ? #wtf 
i got hit on by a guy at chickfila today ... #weird 😳 
you say you like me .. , but you neva seen . me in person o.o 
when i read the directions for my take home test (due tomorrow) i skimmed over the fact that each question needed to be 1 page . #wtf 
USERNAME #ohwell #stilloveyou and i still haven't started my body paragraphs :o 
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perks of being home alone: singing super loud in the shower shamelessly . 💦 😮 🎶 
should have finished this paper in lex ... 😲 🔫 
its gonna be the first time in like 4 years that i won't have a boyfriend on my birthday 😒 #weird 
you da baddest bitch breathin if i hold my breath ! 😮 💰👌 💋 
i need glasses . i swear i'm going blind o_o 
looking at what to get this black friday :o may be a camera .... 
i just experienced the worst pain yet . #handfallingasleep feels like your hand is broken ? ? ! ! ! ! #omg 
the whatt ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 0_o 
full time job + full time school is already killing me 😩 😲 
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don't like regular pickles but these fried pickles are surprisingly good #weird 
riding a bull = feels like the most intense sex session i never had o.0 
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that guy tyia is following me and i had no clue o.o lol 
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USERNAME gabby said we act alike o.o idk what she talking about ! 
our ca brought a picture into our apartment and made us play gay , yay or nay and pick out five gays . then told us not to judge people #weird 
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brody ... guess what ... you're in love with carrie . i'm not seeing the problem here . o.o #homeland 
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:o o spikey died ! ! ! ! ): that's really sad . d: 
why do people have pumpkin pie at christmas time ? ! #weird . 
why the hell people frost in the steam room 0_o ! ! ! 
my mom is going to pay me to do community service #7 .25 😮 
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some of the shit people say on here .. #crazy 
this song is soo depressing ! ! ! . :o 
when someone from elementary school remembers me , i be like 0_o idek you ! 
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my mom just told me i should start working :o 
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zach potter giving to o.o . all the way from florida #manforothers 
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kaepernick looked like a seasoned vet on that drive . #wow 
ialways wanted a sister ... yet some bitch a lot o.o ... might as well be the only girl lmfao xd 
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if y'all are sitting together , and you accidently let out one of them sneaky farts and she still sits there o.o #shewantsthed 
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rt ! "USERNAME lol it's funny cause it's not the football players talking it's outsider's that sit in the stands and watch o.o ” 
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girl see's little freshmen boy: aww he's such a cutie freshmen boy: im 18 years old girl: o_0 
wen bitches be like wen they dam well know they aint #attentionwhores ( o.o ) ? ? 
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USERNAME this cashier in pittsburgh looks exactly like you ! #weird 
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it's so crazy how much USERNAME reminds me of USERNAME looks and voice ! o.o #thevoice 
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lol at #oomf not everything i tweet is about you , calm down 😯 😐 
feel like i was talking way too much today #weird 
that moment when you think you hearing stuff .. #weird . 
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taylor swift is now dating a 18 year old in the band .. i thought they were all gay ? ! 0.o 
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kids rehearsing for thnxgvng day parade . mobbing all over 34th #crazy @ herald square URL 
did my mom really just ask me what blue waffle was .. ? 😳 😷 😯 
thinking back to 7th-10th grade & all of the feelings i had for you and how strong they were . #wow #memories 
USERNAME aahh i see :o even with cable i still only watch netflix ! 
just because i laugh at your ignorance i'm egging shit on ? we'll if it was a show you thought i was after why partake in the nonsense ? o_o 
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USERNAME why would you come just wednesday ? o.o it's a half day ! i would stay , haha . 
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i dated you for two years , and then had a thing with you for like 9 months on & off . #weirdtothinkabout #crazy 
there is a drug deal going down outside my house ... #wtf 
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USERNAME just told me she wants to cuddle when i get home #omg 
when teachers take forever to qrade the damn finals ... #wtf 
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females don't fuck with chicks cause they gossip ... so the last thing a female wants , is a nigga that runs his mouth like a bitch o.o 
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praying that the fog last longer ! ! ! :o ... #noschool #please ;;) URL 
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USERNAME USERNAME if you look closely i think there's a streak of mascara below her left eye ... was liz crying ? :o 
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my head hurts ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
rent , electricity , food , gas , college , clothes , phone , other bills . omg a lot of money :o 
silk milk lasts like 8 months before it expires . #random 
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when im busy i get all these texts but when im bored as shit no one texts me .. #wtf 
USERNAME hahahaha i know xp but i think i might really be bipolar ... :o 
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USERNAME touché ..... i'm not offended by you saying that . #weird 
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sittin here . boutta be trippin face . in my room . alone . o_o 
i've had the same spider in my shower for a week and a half #getout #gross 😵 🚿 
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so random my daughter's spongebob dvd is playing that episode as we speak #weird 
USERNAME twon , said yeah tht .. o_o idk what that means . 
that moment when all my guy friends ask why i have no nail polish on . o.o 
USERNAME why :o ? ur mom takes u or whaa ? 
and you're the only person capable of making me nervous . #wtf #notcool #missyou 
claudia ! ? esa boquita :o lmfao she made my night with that . 
bein' a freak . o.o can't help that . :) (@ long beach city college w/ 6 others) URL 
remember that song by t-pain ... that was my s***¡ lol #random 
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so if something big happens like he cheats it doesn't matter as much as not txting back ? #wtf 
USERNAME we just know each other so well that it's impossible not to match , we're mentally linked ... #kindacreepy #kindaawesome :o 
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i have nothing to do . this never happens . :o 
uncle asked if i'd be interested in moving to beverly hills ..... #whatt #omg 😳 
dude walks up to a girl and tries to impress her by asking about high school & then he says college is #freshman #wtf 
ever nigga in the city been fucking with you 0_o 
#omg USERNAME just became my absolute favorite with that one ! #imfeelinggood 
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biggest headache ever . 😲 who wants to come over and play with my hair .. #aha 
i hate when i hear noises taking a shower because i always think something bad is happening ! #weird #scary 😱 
what i saw when i came home <<<<<< my virgin eyes ! 😖 😲 
my one day off this week besides thanksgiving is tomorrow ... and im not gonna have anyone to hang out with 0.o 
watching USERNAME play his first game of black ops 2 and he's raping . #wtf 
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USERNAME the cat was fighting and hissing at air and my doors keep opening o_o 
USERNAME :o but we have our special handshake & a ghetto one too :c lol 
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legit cannot take my dad seriously with his new hair cut #omg 😂 😂 😂 
i wonder who invented the ? o.o and why was he to lazy time use a spoon or a fork ? (/.\) 
USERNAME lmao . karen i didn't know you had such a strong vocabulary :o 
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my mom went to the mall without me in secrecy . #thissucks #wow #imupset 
only on ost do we get stuck behind a house .... on a street #weird USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
hate having to walk a mile in the rain to get to my car #wtf 
cat in a bag #crazy #cat #woman @ homesweethome URL 
props to the man at the bar in roller skates throwing bullseyes on the dart board #wtf 
#oomf tweet the same corny horny ass tweet everyday o_o 
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my imagination is quite vivid ..... good and bad thing :o 
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, its 1o :o 3 .... damn today went by fast ! ! ! 
haven't had sexual attraction in moths and alcohol isn't helping #wtf #whoami 
never missed jay cutler so much .. #pathetic #campbellsucks #wtf 
ok for saying that you hate this person you sure are talking to them a lot on here ... #wtf 
9:05 for the bae / bestfriend / complication lol jp i love u USERNAME <3 <3 :) USERNAME :) :) :) :) :) :) :o lol 4:15:12 
USERNAME tripping out because of my o_o lol i can't help it 
USERNAME is really in love w/ me omg :o <3 333 
( o_o ) lmfaaoo at what i just read << 
if anyone out there has a voyeurism fetish , homeland is the show for you #weird 
this convo on my timeline between USERNAME && USERNAME … o_o 
it's cute that you talk to me even though you got a girl #wow #idk 
i wonder what was my first tweet on twitter lol #random 
USERNAME veeii , tem muito aqui ... fico besta com isso ! ! hahahahh parece praga , eu heeim . o.o 
my phones been calling people by itself , all day . #weird #haunted #stopit 
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USERNAME just saw this tweet now :o but i'm considering it ! ! 
USERNAME it could be anyone o.o oh em gee~ in my dreams lol 
USERNAME sii , couple other ppl going i think o.o & then vip at night maybe ! 
i'm so easily persuaded . can't tell if its a good or bad thing 😯 
idk why the fuck i punched it :o lol fricking weird reactions of mine . 
dad mugshot looks identical to my military id . #weird #differentpaths #lol 
USERNAME omg same thing just happened on my pandora ! ! ! #weird 
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USERNAME chocolate . i better see them tomorrow in homeroom or else 😲 🔫 
o_o carrying your cell phone in your bra may cause breast cancer smh 
can i start with that word or is it too soon ? ? o.o 
o.o #oomf single ! ! ! ! ! *dances around happily* oohh yeahh 
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USERNAME USERNAME 1 more hour till catfish ! ! ! #mtv #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME what da .... what ? ? 😮 🔫 jk #dontslponme 👀 
then i guess ill wait on my black ass to get here 0.o 
my nana just told me name my son obama o_o lol 
USERNAME got dang . yes ... that deep voice . and he's a preacher boy . :o 
i hate when people take forever to text back .. #wtf 
i still can't find that person that un follow me o.o 
dying my hair next week drastically and my boyfriend is going to kill me 😯 oh well 
USERNAME and he said i have black person hair ... #wtf 0 and 2 bro 
#oomfs tweets are a trip makes me feel like i'm trippin on some hardcore shit 😲 🔪 
USERNAME why don't he , im pretty sure he should have a say o.o lol 
i swear , i'm addicted to nail polish o.o lol 
how am i doing so well in french right now #dafaq o.o 
had a good conversation with a #random guy walking back to my dorm 
USERNAME right ! ! haha i know three of them ... it's just one more . one . killing us 😲 🔫 
USERNAME me too ! well not deadly , but yaa :o o #totestwinsies 
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USERNAME wow ! :o aww so now you have to wait until tomorrow to post ? 
USERNAME deadass ! ! ! <3 i already feel my eyes falling asleep o.o 
hmm , i was wondering why my mentions are dead o_o 
#oomf never , tweet bout me , hmm ! o.o 
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stalkers are real creepy ! ! ! ! o_o / 
USERNAME USERNAME tell her i didn't subtweet you and her ! cuz she fav my tweet and she scares me 😮 😮 😮 😮 
being on the phone not realizing i had missed gossip girl ! :o 
#thatawkwardmoment where yur the only person in a room and you pass gas and the person you like walks in . you: ( o.o ) them: (._. ) you stank ! 
the way that USERNAME gives the best advice , yet never even says anything bad about the other side . #motivational . #crazy . #thankyou . 
i got 2nd ! ! ! ! ! #wtf #cheaterzz URL 
ke$ha has a huge mind of her own ! #man ! ! #weird 😁 
i wanna go to sleep but i dont want to miss catfish 😲 
i went and put my clothes in the washer and came back an hour later only to find that i never pushed start ... #wow 
this month is going by so fast :o like dang . 
USERNAME no :o i dont even know him i just saw him at the store today .___. 
USERNAME lol you better entertain yourself haha' :) but i can't do too much cos i work tomorrow again in the am 0_o 
if my belly button doesn't completely heal by the end of this month , i'm gunna flipp shit . 👎 #wtf 😒 
i swear i be so tired in school , i dont know why though ! o.o 
USERNAME lmao shit give me some more ambien and i'll be set lol sitting in the clouds o_o 
USERNAME gums and like idontknow it's confusing to explain but they hurt like a mother fucker ! 😖 😭 😐 😲 
this is the first time i have really ever had homework this entire semester #wow #finebyme 
i was thinking , i was born a really little baby , is that why i'm so little now ? o.o 
USERNAME i didnt see it i just saw someone post about it :o they said it was a big one ! 
USERNAME hahahahaha its private stuff bro , can't reveal on twitter :o 
USERNAME lol can you dance bachata for reeal ? :o 
USERNAME no he has definitely set up camp in my closet though 😫 😵 😟 😳 
USERNAME why you at aa meetings ? ? ? o.0 
USERNAME yeah it is . mom said i went 😯 😃 
if my belly button ring doesn't heal by the end of this month , i'm gunna #flipshit #wtf 👎 😒 
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USERNAME :o can you teach me ! ! ! ! lol and not anymore :( 
austen could be a vampire he's licked my blood before . lol . o.o it was gross .. 
retweet if you hate a lying ass person ! what do you have to lie for ? o_o / 
home from class o_o tired but still up because of my niece tamia . 
i need to be done with this essay by 8. catfish is on :o 
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USERNAME jealouss ! ! ! ! :o i still wanna see that dress ! ! 
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USERNAME when is it ! ! ! 21 ! 2 :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME some say impossible , but not cro #wow #thatsalowprice 
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pretty little liars is blowing my mind right now . and i'm only watching netflix ... #wtf 
checks blackboard , intermediate draft is due 11:59pm :o ! ! 
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USERNAME telling someone to shut up ain't mean ? o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME she's one of the contestants on there ? ? ? or a judge ? :o 
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get home to random girl sitting in our kitchen ...... 0_o 
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feeling soo much better after getting a workout in tonight…back at it tomorrow morning ! #happy #random 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ... um why would we have the same dream ? ? that's kinda a little weird lol 0.o 
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this girl froze her pee to pass a drug test . #wow 
when your phone just fucking drops on your forehead / nose .. #wtf 
#random you ever notice how from powerpuff girls looks like rupaul from his mac spread ? ? ? ? 
i really can't believe how fast this year has gone byy #crazy 
little sister does her hair for school now :o , ithink she has a crush . 
i would be nervous to do a r/t for a shout out thing cause i would only get like two retweets haha :o 
not that my mom just ask me if i watch gay porn o.o 
USERNAME omgg ur lying 😵 how old are u turning ? 
cierra said i walk like my knees hurt ctfu ! o.o 
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#wow #sofine #boobs USERNAME photo by: USERNAME #modelmonday #photoshoot #model #brunette #latina #corset URL 
now i have to starve to death because your fucking phone died . #omg 
three story cabin and my sister and her dog decide they wanna sleep with me #wtf #why #youasshole 
USERNAME i havent talked to you in a while since summer school :o 
was reppin tulsa today @ tha gym .. 😜 😲 💪 
USERNAME what ? i sent you the picture ! :o 
is anybody lookin at the moon right now , the horizon beneath it has such a cool yellow tint underneath it . #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME remember when you guys got them ? 😯 
did niko seriously just try to trick me he was driving by acting like a clock was the stirring wheel ? #wow 
laying down in my room all by myself is depressing :o 
only 3 more months then i'll be going to la to audition for the first step of the voice . #crazy 
USERNAME lol me & jessica have the same birthday :) its funny she calls me her twin :o 
those pictures i seen today were very disturbing .. #wtf 
USERNAME ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 0_o 
hahaha i'm blasting by one direction in my dads truck . and i'm singing along & stuff , and he's all looking at me like o_o 
tell me why , ced gone ask me , when we gone have a 3 sum wid one of my girlfriends .... lmfao o.o 
USERNAME lmfao so is you mad o.o you started all this bullshit by just being you #sadstory . 
that bitch said she has to put her son on hold because she has other issues ! ! o.o whaa ? 
i don't like to dance with random guys at the club ..... USERNAME knows this too well ! hahah #random 
USERNAME sad music helps me fall asleep :) #weird ? #calming 
USERNAME well he wants us to sleep over lol but he has morning practice :o 
why do i have a black eye ? ? ? #wtf 
biggest pet peeve ! when people tweet but can't answer texts ! #wtf 
did laundry and discovered i only own comfortable clothing #wtf #needtoshop 
USERNAME :o im not cute ? ! ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ? 
USERNAME you acted like i made you do it #wtf #notbff 
the #mcdonalds #truck guy looked soo good tonight #omg i wanna do truck every monday if i get to see him 😏 😊 👍 
😯 rt USERNAME oprah rt USERNAME who’s the finest girl in the world ? 
why does del tech have school this week ? ! ! #wtf 
most of my friends are single whats up with that ? :o 
tf ? whose getting they ass whooped tomorrow in ballard ? ? ? ? ? ? 😯 😯 
just realized i wasnt wearing my lucky sweatshirt #omg #thatswhy #imsorry #myfault 
when i get new followers i don't know , i always wonder how they find me . o.o 
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my hair looks long when i straighten it . :o 
USERNAME lots of celebs come out of the closet ellen degenerate for example #thisbish mom its degeneres ... #wow 
USERNAME well i'm at home in my bed soo you must be lying .. o_0 
man my butthole is gonna burn tomorrow with all this chile :o 
USERNAME USERNAME you both have pictures of the same kings game ... #weird 
wtheck my twitter said i was i'm middleburg .. o_o 
but i really hate when it's pitch black and it's dead silent . i just sit in my bed waiting for something to kill me o_o 
i need good earphones asap , if i hear those stupid weights slam one more time im gonna lose my mind ! 😡 👊💢 😵 #gymproblems #stopslammingshit 
what was going through my mind when i made that decision awhile ago to cut my hair off . #crazy 
finally , you too can smell like a funeral home #random URL 
just woke up from a nap thinkin it was 2am 0.o 
heard fr 3 sources(media , coach & student) USERNAME qb aakre is very well-rounded individual . #wow 
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USERNAME ! o_o ohh u dressed likee a exscamo or sum den blowing weed rings 
how come random ass people that i don't even follow on instagram like my pictures ? o.o 
lmfao ! me and wallace's conversation right now>>> oh god i look so ratchet right now to :o poor him he has to see my face :) 
when stewie started shaking with lois hit him>>> #hessocute #lol #omg #familyguy 
weird stuff has been happening to me lately and idk ... i just be like umm o_o 
the problem with making thanksgiving food , is that i eat half if it #badvanessa #holidayweightgain ? 😵 
first mexicans used spanish on fb for their statuses , now they use it for tweets to ? ? #wtf 😒 
USERNAME ferreal ! haha but that last pic was funny . i wonder if the gf ever saw it ? :o 
USERNAME why are obsessed with white men now ? o.o ? 
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USERNAME USERNAME nigga ill call you from my unblocked number :o 
that's awk :o why wasn't i following him ? ? 
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i listen to john mayer that is my fav artist on the low ... just thought everyone should kno #random USERNAME 
that awkward feeling when someone text u and u don't know who they are 0.o 
this week was the week , she was due 😮 omg , i'm so excited for her . 🚼 😉 
USERNAME ahahahahah that sucks & they dont have tv ? what kind of world do they live in ? 😲 
gona get 🏡and clean my room , it's been 2⃣months since ive slept on my bed 😯 
at night , my phone lags so bad . #weird 
the fact that your getting away with all of this . #omg 
#tb #tko #summermassive #ripbourbonstreet 😲 . @ 316 guilford ave , baltimore , md , 2120 URL 
why is it that evey time i'm ready to fall asleep and am extremely comfortable ... i have to pee #wtf #letmesleep 
USERNAME fuck is wrong w . her ? i thought she hated cyndy more then i did ! but thats her bestfriend now , cyndy better watch out o.o <<< 
USERNAME hey hoe :o thats right i said it lol 
when people say i look 😮 😱 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 👏👌 
i would be the happiest person ever if i could read people's minds :o 
talking about things just reminds me why i could never ever be your friend again , or why i'd even want to be . #crazy 
USERNAME ew ew ew . don't say my middle name ! :o lol 
USERNAME alex's birthday is in ten days . you have no birthday . :o 
when i'm bored i pop out with the randomest shiit :o 
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time to go to sleep . early bird , tomorrow will be another beautiful day full of love and blessings . goodnite everyone 😵 😞 
USERNAME USERNAME :o brandon got caught cheating on me ! ! 
this girl on e ! walked into a plane propeller ! ! ! #wtf #howdoyoudothat 
USERNAME did you know dogs see ghosts . so whenever they bark at nothing theyre really barking at a ghost you just can't see . :o #creepy 
ya i took my meds but guess what - still bipolar n schizophrenic .. which makes me exactly what u said #crazy #forever URL 
USERNAME o.o so you wont talking shit ? heathers lil sister got text messages of you talking shit about her blast time ? 
USERNAME still slightly sick and very sick in the head ! lmao that's never going to get better ... 😲 
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i never uploaded this picture of me & my daughter . 😮 😘 🚼 until now ... URL 
the awk . moment when someone tells you they like you and your like to yourrself ..... i like your friend :o lol 
and the thoughts in july come rushing back in . #wtf 
stuck on an #amtrak train its like being a part of a real shitty remake of #speed but we can only go 1-5 mph . #wtf 
USERNAME we will . we're walking to your house so i can cuddle up after that cold ass walk . 😵 😬 😊 
bre'nyah is kicking like crazy & her daddy ain't helping none ! #omg ! 
done with my 6 page essay ! ! :') :o 
tf o.o lmfao had my entertainment for the night , welp texting #oomf til i knock (: 
this phone is gunna go through a window #wtf #reallythough #phoneprobs 
im always nice , but the one time i get mad people think i changed o_o . wow 
USERNAME im so lazy .. :o agh ill start walking over there 
USERNAME should ask for a hookah for her birthday . 😮 💨 😁 
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USERNAME i knoe , but they be thinking they go hard o.o tf , but im good though (: had twitter hypee doee lol . 
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USERNAME really jut google's cm punks from wwe real name bc he was curious . #funny #weird #mondaynights 
idk why but i'm afraid of rabbits and clowns 0_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME catfish is on ! right meow ! ! #mtv #bestshow #crazy 
he hasn't called me all day , he must be dead o.o 
i wish i was a vampire so i never had to sleep #icanonlydream #weird #haha 
it makes me sick to think about one day being on my death bed fighting for my life . #random #death 
USERNAME just saying ur ignorance is rubbing off on me #random i know 
USERNAME because they are ! i hate rabbits ... 😵 
that damn it's thanksgiving song by nicole westbrook is stuck in my head ! #wtf #getouttamyhead #mashedpotatoes 
USERNAME you have a really random follower with a picture of an egg #weird , yay a fan ! lol . 7 is a record for you ! 
#4wrdsaftasex did you pull out ? ? ? ( 0_o ) 
im finna take a nap till she get here ! o.o 
i've been up for like 20hrs and i'm not really tired ... #wtf #vampiretweet 
someone distract me from studying for my overdue anatomy test . #please 🙏 #dontwanna 😲 
i'm your boyfriend and you smile at him more then you do me #wtf 
never been so nervous , anxious , scared , in my life ! ! ! 😁 😳 😰 😨 😶 😮 
this bitch still tweeting o.o lmfao ! your wack sit tf down . 
( o.o ) i called this girl a bitch ! damnit ! ! ! 
about to smoke some weed geting high best feeling ever :o 
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i got a whole 5 hours of sleep last night . 😲 
lol my parents are mad at and won't speak to me but they'll text me ! ? #wtf #cool 
for some strange reason i like the last 30 minutes of country strong #random 
USERNAME USERNAME he tells me he likes that song #wtf 
this boy just told me he would kill to date someone like me o_o why me 
USERNAME o.o you're reasoning against mine , even though they are alike , that's why i get upgrade and not pay 800 for it . 
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USERNAME USERNAME lol we got 1st place for both our inspection teams & wait hold up , your in rotc ? :o lol 
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its amazing how you can have the best day in a long time and one person walks through the door and can ruin it all in 30sec flat .. #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME even smoother ' 😏 😏 😮 😯 😬 
i would go duck hunting tomorrow but last time i did that i almost died 😲 
isn't it crazy how being a republican in abraham lincoln's day meant you had the values of a democrat in today's society ? ? #crazy #history 
USERNAME o.0 oh so your saying you will do an all nighter ? 
second night in a row ill be going to bed before 6am 😮 
i really dont understand why this show is called tho o_o 
wtf does modeling have to do w . anything ? o.o fck is wrong w . her ? 
just finished laying down a sweet solo for USERNAME starting to feel like a real guitar player . weird . o_o 
gallon challenge with my team ... 😁 😳 😵 👎🐮 
well did that suck or what ? #goodnight #bears #wow 
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USERNAME 0_o damn ! ! ! how big is your room ? 
USERNAME we basically tweeted the exact same thing in the same minute ! ! #weird 
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USERNAME aye don't call me a faggot bitch ! why do you want me to be there so bad ? :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME did you guys snap chat someone named morgan cooper from my phone . lol . :o 
USERNAME holy crap it's micha who's 10ft away from me ! ! ! #omg 
when you tell somebody you miss then and they dont text back .. awkward o_o lol goodnight . 
found some panties in my trunk the other day ... o_o 
lmfao omg the text i just sent USERNAME o_o lmfao ohh gawd haha 
so over this bullshit game . are you kidding me . #wtf 
someone text me before i kill myself . 😲 🔫 
ugh oh , can't wait to see who scorpio is :o #weird #stripper #catfish 
i rly fell asleep on him ..... wow ! #omg 
that #facepalm #wtf moment when your mom tells her life story to a manager because the store doesn't have what she wants -./ 
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USERNAME o.o why when i can get the same thing from mcdonalds for the same price ? 
USERNAME USERNAME shh paloma ms . taytay might see it and send you to c-10 with mr . ham :o 
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USERNAME duh ! i've loved you forr 5 years :o 
USERNAME he still hasn't cooked yet , has he ? ? ? o_o ? ? ? 
when you can't get a song of your head o.o 
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i never liked wearing make up till the beginning of my senior yr . i keep it simple tho . #random 
when quinn asks for food and i tell her im not cooking so she walks away and threatens to burn the house down . #wtf #weirdo 
never chase a hoe ... just erase that hoe o_o #swurrvv 
lmfao she called me a basic bitch o.o you do modeling ? never knew that damn big balla huh ? tryna get like you , who you model for ? 
after living with USERNAME and USERNAME i realize why i don't mind being single #crazy #lovethem #buttheyrecrazy 
mom got a kindle fire 6 months ago #hasntopenedit #wtf 
some people act like getting a real job is a crime 0_o 
if a nigga putting it out that he want her & he love her & all that , why you still worrying bout 'em ? o.o that's wierd , or its just me ? ? 
imagine someone was using your pictures to make someone fall in love with them .. #crazy 
i remember when i used to make fake myspace accounts , if catfish existed back then id probably be on it :o 
sometimes i say things that i don't even realize come out of my mouth 😯 
class in the a . m , shoot me 25899389227899578 with a sniper rifle 😲 🔫 
bed soon . run , take mom to the doctors and two classes . my life is so exciting . o.0 
there's a police helicopter hovering at the bottom of my hill #wtf #scared if someone got out again omg 
USERNAME hahaha omg u were not ugly ! but ya #random lol 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME heyy :d sorry guys i've been at my dads ! ! or it woulda been earlier :o 
when people use me for my lush discount ! <<< 😑 😮 
USERNAME ha i was thinking the same thing when i pulled out of shane's ! #weird #wth 
USERNAME i died . 😂 😂 😂 😵 el oh freeaking el . can they see that since the blocked you ? ? 
USERNAME USERNAME omg it's ms . taytay's cat well one of her hundred :o 
USERNAME just had to ask and clarify if i ever hooked up with spencer #omg #brookfieldproblems 
USERNAME i would be so thankful if you had USERNAME cook for you :o ) 
fuck is that suppose to mean ? it aint about cyndy , & if it was id have no problem w . mentioning her o.o 
laawwdd o.o "USERNAME this is so frank ocean smh URL 
lmao how is a single person going to tell you how to make a relationship last like waa ? o_o (jalen voice) 
USERNAME oh ! me too .. :o i meant USERNAME but it's fine :'( 
why am i watching hallmark christmas movies and its not even december . #omg #gay 
USERNAME USERNAME he has kids ... tht are older than her .. becase .. hes a grandpa 0_o 
USERNAME i always g o.o n twitter on my phone not the computer so i never saw it , ohmygod i love you so much . #diegofirpo 
USERNAME ahh :o i can't sleep specially cause i watched sinister a couple of hours ago 
i remember when he said my cousin was hot in 8th grade #weird 
hmm this shows kinda dumb how can you fall in love with someone online ? ? #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME :o ut of town is what i think i heard ? #rhobh 
USERNAME worked out to #lotus today and it pumped me up and kept me going ! ! i love it ! ! you go , girl ! rockin' beats and vocals ! :o ) 
bearly watching the ama's that i have recorded . :o 
USERNAME ha yeah , i'm worried about you tho , you're short what if you slip ? :o lol 
USERNAME :o ... whaa ! ! and what school u go to ? ? ? 
bust down the door shoot ya mommy up ! #random 
a cupcake . taco bell . gettin laid . #omg 
i drank 4 cups of coffee and now i just want to sleep . i don't get it . 0_o 
so i searched scorpio . oo he is not bad looking o.o i think someone be using his pics oo #catfish #mtv #girlhebefaking 
USERNAME omg do you wanna come black friday shopping with me ? lifeguards at hco ! :o USERNAME 
vicks is the only thing keeping me alive at the moment . 😲 😷 
USERNAME i actually did not today #weird this is my tweet to you haha 😘 
my sister called and said she will be here in 7 minutes hahaha #random 
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i love my boyfriend . <3 USERNAME #random #lovehim #happy 
karissa to the dog 'what are you doing .. we are not friends .. this is not barneys big playhouse' #roommate #bestfriend #random 
damn i ate four bananas today . there's only two left :o 
a relationship where everything you do , your the bad guy <<<< #wtf 
babe said the 3 words back :o <3 ___ <3 aye dios birthday wish came true ! 
it feels like someone kicked me in the stomach & aliyah isn't even moving . i might throw up . 😵 😩 
USERNAME USERNAME i think it is her ! ! 😯 
USERNAME umm ... so USERNAME went to space camp #wtf #unknownsecrets #reminiscing URL 
if you knew me like you said you did .. you would have known that my first name is x'avier not quamond .. o_o 
my hair can stop getting darker anytime now ... #wtf #youreaupposedtobered 
USERNAME :o where ? how ? ! ! lucky , they're expensive as hell 
USERNAME just said she hate the movie forrest gump #wtf who says that 
my god breaking dawn was such a mind fuck . o.o 
so now he moved to the same state as her ? #wtf #catfish 
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just started watching the bear game on dvr . i'm in the 2nd quarter ....... #wtf is this bs ? i can't get jiggy wit this 
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kome on i'm too old to walk around like i'm mad at so and so #wtf 
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in less than 3 weeks i will have accomplished one full year or college . #crazy 
and as soon as i tweeted that my cat came strolling in , #weird 
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tweeter still says i have the same amount of tweets i had and hour ago and i know have tweeted more then that . :o #learntocount 
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all my messages just deleted . and i didnt even do anything . #omg #pissed could my night get anyworse ? 
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right now , at this odd hour , going for a drive , totally lost in thought , until the sun comes up sounds really good . #random 
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went in googoo room to get sumthm right then & she woke up outta nowhere tawkn boud , ? lol o_o 
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😯 grr .. can't figure out what app i accidentally deleted .. hmm❓ 
i will never understand why people ask to touch my dimples .. #weird 
omg ! havent heard senses fail in like ... forever . :o 
i think it's cute when guys use exclamation points when they're texting you #random 😊 
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dustuns stomach makes weird noise dustin- pretty sure it just said squirrel ! #wtf #crazy USERNAME 
that awkward moment when my play count of we are never ever getting back together is 104, followed by want u back at 101 .... 😵 
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i think i'm one of those people that only look good in pictures :o 
i can definitely say that it was a great day .... #awesomeday #wow 
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a nigga with his whole dick out just followed me o.o smh 
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i usually get a little happy when you text me . not today . #weird 
john gibbons is the new jays manager , not really sure what to think of this , definitely did not see that coming #weird 
my girlfriend is ovulating :o ( game over ) #fairwell . 
cant even oovoo with amber bc her whack ass tlkn bout she dunno her name on there o_o 
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my niggas went from my brothers ta just friends ta dem niggas i know ta dem niggas i knew #crazy 
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i could not torture someone like that , ever :o 
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lollol my attitude is like #weird #notme i freak out over everything 
they are playing the weeknd on the radio 😮 ✌ 
this is like 2nd time of the year he ever said he loved us .. :o 
rob is just to stupid to realize i changed his tweet .. o.o 
this girl on #catfish would be so pretty if she got rid of that fucking black lip liner ! ! #ew #wtf #notcute . 🙅🚫 
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#thatmoment when you use hand sanitizer , forgetting that you have a bunch of paper cuts o_o #ouch 
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same with tyga , he says some dirty sh-t too ! o_o 
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you're 17 living on your own paying everything on your own and still don't qualify for food stamps while fat fuckers sit on their ass #wow 
an on that note i'm just going to sleep 😲 💤💤 
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#liesimtiredofhearing i'm sorry i couldn't do it something came up #wtf 
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bahaha this nigga said some chewing gum then pulled out a condom . #death 😵 
sometimes , men just be wanting to fuck just because . really don't have a reason other than she sexy af . #random #facts 
i just learned my phone can give out wifi ! ! ! ! ! :o 
ok why am i still up ... watching brokeback mountain ? o_o #confused at myself lmao ! i'm so tired i'm #delirious 
i have to be on the road in 5 hours and i've never felt more awake #ofcourse 😲 💤 
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so my mom and sister say i talk when im asleep :o cool . 
USERNAME i did not see you at the door im near . o_o 
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the last episode of how i met your mother on netflix 💣 😵 
USERNAME yes to just want entertainment not real meaningful story :o i learned that in english ! 
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i hate when guys compliment me , cause i think of most of em as pigs & want one thing :o 
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me and USERNAME were invited many times to go swimming by people last summer but it never actually happened . #wtf 
discovering that USERNAME sounds like brendon urie when he sings ... o_o #itsawesome 
reading in proverbs tonight ! love my god ! ❤ 📖 #wow #goodstuff URL 
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grr our conversations the last few days 2 messages 4 words #wtf 
daam im too #philled o_o tacobell im almost there ahh :) )))) 
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having to wake up earlier then usual 😔 & i can't sleep 😵 💤 
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i fell asleep around 5.30 and barely woke up at 12 :o 
& i can still go back to sleep ! o_o 
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#omg #omg #omg #omg ..... csi miami is on netflix ! ! ! ! ? ! ! ! ! ? ? ! ! ! ? ! ! ? :o ! ! ! ! ! bye i'm disappearing for the next approx 232 episodes :p #happy 
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USERNAME not till i reach how many tweets you did about the bears :o 
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awh ♡ .. im #foreveralone -.- USERNAME #callacutieout sorry USERNAME but you're not u . u you're gorgeous :o ) 
it's crazy how oakland california has 109 murders and still one more month to go sad #oakland #crazy #109deaths #murders 
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USERNAME dude i will set you up #music #crazy ! 
USERNAME what ? ! ? :o in all honesty i haven't really listen to atl but linkin park are awesome ! ! ! 
watching #killerkids on USERNAME i'm never having children . o_o 
this weekend is about to be my first one off in months .. #lets #get #weird 
#wow its been 8 days since i committed #facebooksuicide . time flies when you're not counting 'likes'. 
who the hell takes a 9 hour nap . #meapparently #somuchforhomework #wtf 
USERNAME how would you know where the place is at :o lol jk but yes you better go or i'll cut you ! 
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when people don't take the hint to shut the fuck up 😲 🔫 
USERNAME okay , she thought she had her a sexy sum with a 6 pack ... lol she killing me with that black lip liner ! o_o 
the catfish show is so sad . like it makes me not want to talk to people on fb incase they are pretending to be someone they are not #random 
sydney doesn't like lana del rey 😩 😱 😮 😑 🙀🙈👎 #thatstheshitidontlike 
USERNAME lolol she talks to you like if ur dumb :o so ur not going back ? cx 
for some reason i never last more then 2 months with someone o_o .. 
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don't you hate how stinky your farts are when you're in the shower ? 👎💩💨 😲 
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more people need to tweet twitters so boring right now #wtf 
then she said send it thru walmart .. thats a additional $4.75 bitch thats a drink , some chips & a candy bar ... o.o 
my step brother predicts that the texans will lose by 3 ... his predictions are usually right .. o.o 
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USERNAME when ? :o i dont think i was home 
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seriously whenever i need someone nobody's there for me . but when they need me , i'm always there . #wtf 
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every time i go to church i feel weird ! ? o.o 
beggin bacon strips commercial for dogs wasn't lying i opened it front of my dog and he almost tackled me for them #lovehim #crazy 
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paul has seen me at my worst & still loves me #weird 😳 
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someone just retweeted a tweet of mine from like 2 months ago o.o 
USERNAME dude your drunk already :o the bottle isn't even open ? 
i have actual food at my house ? i think my mom is on drugs . #weird #neverhavefood 
USERNAME why wouldn't i remember ? :o and what do you mean ch aha oh nothing ? ._. 
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guy at starbucks asks for his coffee to be 170 degrees #okay #wtf 
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USERNAME you like pussy ? :o i'm laying in my bed 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME jamie you're cheating on me *gasp* :o 
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group of married women i work wit say if they get divorced they turnin into hoes o.0 
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victoria always watches twd with me every sunday . wheres this bitch at ? :o 
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USERNAME what new guy ? ! ? ! ? ! ? 😮 
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why is marissa looking up 2girls 1cup ? o.o wtf 
#nobodylikes the hoe that thinks everything with a penis is her boo .... 😵 😐 😶 
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miy drank a whole snack size smoothie , 4 nuggets & small fries :o 
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USERNAME my nigga you scared me . i was like dude i'm high as fuck , and my moms here ? i gotta go to sleep lmfao ... #weird 
someone i don't know just snap chatted me a pic of the football game on tv . who are you cheergurl2013 ? #what #weird 
USERNAME lol that's literally the only song i know by macklemore .. #random 
USERNAME i get that so much haha . how did you know :o 
have not studied on the 4th floor library since sophomore year o.o 
- #oomf said can i ask you something ? ... #wtf 
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are .. are you smoking ... ? ? USERNAME 😯 
drinking tea out of a hot chocolate mug . #weird #englishbreakfasttea 
USERNAME is that tita tine's daughter in your picture ? ? :o 
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USERNAME love you too central ? lol daamnn fucck shieet i got it wrong ? o.o . 
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USERNAME if i sing in front of my parents will you follow me ? ? i've never sang in front of them :o #paigefollowspree 
USERNAME omgomg , where'd you find that picture of me ? :o 
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USERNAME your aunt just got a $20 tip ! #wtf lol 
spotted a #giant #random #tube at the movie theatre #parkinglot , #weirdestthingev @ regal oakwood stadium 18 URL 
watching the guys play basketball and my face is :o #ucscbasketballteam #beasts 
american music awards :o my motivation to get this paper done ! ! ! (only 1000 words to go) 
my sister just looked at me & said swerve .. #biotchno 👊 😵 💀✌ 
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"USERNAME holy shit i saw you the other night o.o 
staring at myself in the mirror and realizing there's absolutely no way to fix the destruction that my 2 hour nap caused my hair ...... 😯 
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spend the day with my cute little sobrinito , he's almost my height :o 
USERNAME imessage is fucked up so i can't text ! :o 
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and still love him ..... #wtf is wrong with me ? wish i could just let him go forever , but i can't/won't ! 
i have to be home by 10 ... i think ! o.o 
some of the things that i've been exposed to in life i never thought that i would come across or do #lol #smh #wow #crazy 
you know you're pms when the end of toy story 3 makes you cry #omg #sosad #neverwannagrowup #wtf 
i think everyone should die doing something they like . for instance if you are a nympho: should die having sex . (: #random 
what awards are the boys up for again ? :o 
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one to manny with you is one less with her 😐 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i see zach looking at you in a tree o_o 
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USERNAME i kept laughing when tom was pushing you down and you '' rhombus '' is in my face , i was like o.o / (; 
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i need more songs like --it's just full of that raw and emotional ish . #random 
your ability to hold a textual convo <  #omg 
some people just don't know what to name their kids . but get mad when can't anyone pronounce them . o_o 
i'm shitty this cute white guy at the library kept looking at me like he wanted to talk to me , but never had the guts to . #wtf 
imessage is working for some people i text but not others .. why ? ? 😮 
USERNAME meu deus .... eu vi mal ... ou isso é um estupro ? ? ? ? ? o.o ahahahhaahahhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaah soshahahahah 
USERNAME thats what it would end up to be ...... 😵 
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damn .. just heard theres supposed to be an earthquake in a couple of months thats gonna split the u . s . in half :o 
i always listen to my music when im taking a shower #weird 
USERNAME what u mean princess :o ! ! i'm not a stranger you have my number .. -.- and you know my bby be having most of my time anyway 
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USERNAME this is where ur vidoe stopped on my computer o_o URL 
i'm so close to having more followers here than on my other twitter acct :o lol . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME they're probably like wtf o.o breasts ? ! what ? ! lol 
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when someone tweets what you where about to tweet o.o < 
my dad just throws my dogs pills on the ground and she eats them .. #wtf 
USERNAME lmao i'm so sorry i just felt the need to let you know i love you haha . i woke up this morning and was like :o embarrassing 
i feel my leg vibrate like my phone ringing & it be in my hand o_o 
dear god i think i'm blind i manage to misspell something every tweet . i'm even wearing my glasses . #wtf 
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i'm so weird . half of my body is freezing . only 1 half o.o 
, jariel garcia ; the biggest dominican i know lls fuckin skyscraper o_o 
today i just feel like i'm in my own world #weird 
at the end of the day ...................................................... i love my girlfriend and i'll tell the whole word ! #random 
we the ones that love u the most doe .... #crazy 
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my bro USERNAME reallyy thinks hes getting #3 , he is #crazy .. #outchamind 
getting a sew in weave for the first time :o wish me luck lmao 
soo much homework to do tonight & i'm too tired to even start on it 😵 
people are a little late on the dog sex , people been doing that , with horses and shit too o.o 
first she lose her weed then i lose my blunt .... myonly blunt ! ! ! ! ! ! 0.o 
my fuck imessage don't work and have service in my house wtf 😨 😱 😵 😢 
USERNAME duudde ! :o after church text/call me asap ! 
why does pop taste so much better through a straw , rather than a can ? #weird 
i have this sudden desire to play mario kart #wtf 
i wonder after i get this job will i smoke again ? :o 
elijah is apparently addicted to me and wont make it through thanksgiving break w/o seeing me . oh no . :o 
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i got so bored that i actually read a book 0.o 
being in awkward positions make me . remember to take my birth control #random URL 
i'm finally home but i forgot something . ugh ! ! ! o_o 
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that moment when someone publicly puts someone else on blast 😱 😮 😂 #burn hahaha 
USERNAME what you do . ? ! :o damn lol why you sell it for . ? 
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USERNAME would you say it was the best one ! :o 
USERNAME that moment when someone publicly puts someone else on blast 😱 😮 😂 #burn hahaha 
that moment when someone publicly puts someone else on blast 😱 😮 😂 #burn hahaha 
it could have been 62 if gostkowski didn't miss that 36-yarder in 1st half . #crazy #patriots 
this guy has been asking me to marry him since i was 16, some people just don't know the definition of no . #smfh #oomf #wtf 
USERNAME mine works amazing its even better than i expected :o 
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feelin like i havent seen USERNAME & USERNAME in forever whenever it was yesterday morning .. #weird :* 
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finds noplace in marriedmen discusion . reason :o nly married men knw der is no such thing cald gudwife ;) 
USERNAME daamn :o imma do that to you , just so i could beat the record hahaha 
on new years i had a dream i had a baby . my mom had the same dream about me on new years . 0.o 
i didn't know they had white uggs ! ! #crying #inlove #what #omg #pause 
the reason i joined twitter was to have a journal of my #random thoughts . reading last years tweets , i'm glad i #listened to my #heart 
these hoes in front of us doe 😳 😱 😵 🙈👎 
so this year i have 3 thanksgivings to go to o.o . it's nice to be wanted :3 
i love drinking water makes me feel all cold inside #crazy 
USERNAME ; ohmygoshh :3 i want a gauges but my mom said no i'll look retarded :o but ohmygoshh <3 333 ! 
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USERNAME who is you ? & i never said i loved yu o_o 
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don't ever let me drink coffee , that ish is nasty . but amazing . but very gross . 😲 😷 😔 
business law test in the am 😵 🔫 open note and it's going to be real in that joint 
let me pour kool aid on you real slow ... 0_o 
eastside texas is like life of the living homeless ! :o 
i wonder do erron miss me o.o #random tweet . 
martini time ., ... i'm tired running 3 businesses is not easy , plus a baby . #omg @ kabuki japanese restaurant URL 
my ex's sister always catches me off guard when she tells me hii . i always seem like im in a bitchy mood with her . 0_o 
i already miss USERNAME so much & it's only been a week o.o 
that moment when you realize your shift is only half over 😵 🔫 
getting so scarred to the point where u get a headache o.o 
why will my instagram not share my pictures to twitter ? ? ? ? #damn #help #wtf 
USERNAME oh shit you live far :o but ill find a way to see you :) 
apparently i missed a lot of tweets ! just got about 37 back tweets o_o 
this is a reall bad game for the colts :o 
idk what it is about old people's voices that just makes me want to doze off ... #weird 
me and my mom are sitting in the same room watching tv .. #weird 
i can change the channel now , right ? 59-24 😯 😏 😏 #patsnation 
i can't wait to get home , take my work clothes off , take my makeup off , contacts out , & just be lazy the test of the evening . #wornout 😲 
finds no place in married men discusion . reason :o nly married men knw there is no such thing cald gudwife ;) 
i'm hungovrr and this is what my sister comes downstairs with on her face #wtf URL 
soo umm #oomf i guess is still grounded ? o.o 
this bitch just asked a nigga how much he charge .... #wow 
umm .... can you get called for jury duty in a county you haven't even lived in for over 4 years ? ? ? #wtf 
that's true & when someone treats you right your like o.o back up , lol . tmlrt 
my dad is basically telling me i'm a bad driver without even getting into a car with me behind the wheel #wow #hewould 
USERNAME i was thinking the same thing ! it's like it's espn or something .. o_o 
today was not my day in fantasy football . not at all 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME and then ya face is like o_o *shit too late ! * -___________- fml lol 
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USERNAME USERNAME its also easy to miss when you havent looked into most of the updates . is that middle a railcraft tank ? o.o 
people are funny af tho . like now you wana be a comedian ? o.o 
i didn't know imessage was messed up . i thought the few people i was texting didn't have signal . #wow 
tf ? ? she can txt back ? ! but i thought it was down :o 
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"USERNAME video: today , #gaza terrorists targeted ashdod again . this happened 2 days ago URL holy shit . #crazy 
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USERNAME asked me if i needed a tampon ! 0.o tf 
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ew my dad made steak and it was so rare there was blood on everyone's plates and i'm just sitting there with my fish like o.o USERNAME 
is this work night ever gonna end #damn 😲 🔫 
my eyes burn like if i just went swimming or something . :o #weird 
can't believe that i'm still tired from that party last night :o 
lmao i dont understand why destiny and kayla blush ? ? 0_o 
they made temple run into a board game ! 😲 
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😲 rt USERNAME USERNAME but i have an iphone tho ... 
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#oomf change they @ name like they change draws 0.o ( hopefully ) 
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my sister is still sleeping and she fell asleep at 11 :o not even me :( 
what channel is #amas on dish ? ? ? o.o does somebody know ? 
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i wish i could've seen all the walking deads :o 
idk why but i want a banana nut muffin 😲 
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USERNAME i didn't laugh but i was like o_o da fuck 
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what's the point of retweeting somebody if all they did was quote you 0.o ? 
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i looked back at our old messages & ismiled :o 
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when somebody tweets what i just tweeted but they get rt'd and i don't<<<< #wtf o_o 
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looking back on life wondering why the fuck did i ever like barney growing up 😵 🔫 
USERNAME what did u do ! ! ! ! ! ! o_0 
okay now who's this bitch singing ! i dont know her ! o.o 
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how in the world do i know this spanish song and can sing it #weird 
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justifying procrastinating work right before break by saying family and dogs are whats really important in this life :o ) 
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who t'f these white niggas ? ? ? 0.o #ama 's 
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sitting at hunting camp cooking dinner , and #faithhill comes on for #sundaynightfootball and everyone stops what their doing to watch . #wow 
USERNAME yeahh but act like i know you ..... #weird 
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the wanted can have me .... 😲 😱 😁 😳 
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who wants to see breaking dawn with me ? 😯 💜 
dunno exactly how i'm gonna handle eight hour shifts for both jobs in one day o_o ... must pick up some espresso shots from 711. omgg 
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i'm obsessed with coffee ice cream and almonds #yum #omg 
i don't understand why everyone thinks i'm getting married , i'm not even in a serious relationship ... #weird 
one guy in the wanted never songs with the other guys #wtf 
i can't so his shit anymore , i'm done i to young for this shit i have lost to much . #fuckit #wtf #fuckthisshit 
my dad talks to my dog like he's a person #weird 
hop from me to like3 other guys in less then a month #wow #hopeyouseethis 
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i'm not sure i understand this moon assignment completely . 0.o 
soo you dont follow me on ig but occasionally go to my profile and like all my pics .... #weird 
can u have a squad of three .... what stunts can they legally do .. thigh stands 0_o ! ? ! ... tuck jumps ... really ! ? ! ? #creative 
USERNAME :o omg ! have fun ! ! ! you're so in love with justin bieber , lol ! :) 
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literally have been sleeping all day . thrown up 6 times . god damn . i have laundry and homework to do . 😫 😵 #whyistomorrowmonday 
my sister know every damn song ... that comes out from florida even under ground ! #wow 
chopped & screwed music always calms me down & makes me start pop-locking #random 
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USERNAME USERNAME we have a new business . we ride cabs for money .. and sometimes ride the driver 😮 
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for the love of god plz stop wearing those hideous jerseys ! #steelers #snf 😵 
jacob is in love with a baby #weird #breakingfawn #moviesin2012 
i have ate once today ... why am i not starving . #weird #noappitite 
i don't care about your slugs , if you're gonna throw them make them real good or i'll easily get bored & stop laughing 0.o 
wow ... gonna be a long game . #ravens #steelers #wtf 
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worked an extra hour at work tonight .. 😵 🔫 
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i don´t know if i can do this o.o i'm nervous . 
75% percent of michigan budget goes to it's football program . #wow 
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USERNAME whoa , you do only tweet about football ! #crazy 
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nicki minaj is takin this thing too far she almost looks white #wtf #amas 
USERNAME holly cheetos that many o: haha . & what's up with one that says ratchet ? 0.o 
wtf is my mom watching ? ! 0.o this movie is so stupid 
its like pulling fucking teeth just to hangout with him ..... #crazy 
there's never this many people exiting the freeway .... #wtf is up 
freezing in this house even with a blanket #wtf #brr #turnupheat 
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USERNAME oh my global position , waahh ? :o i don't think i even have it on . :o 
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mother nature sucks ass ! she ah bitch , cus my cramps o.o & all this shitting lol -_- 
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just found this saved on my phone . don't remember doing so .... #stonerboyproblems #wtf #random URL 
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nikki minaj your perfume bottle is creepy .. #wtf URL 
USERNAME the only thing i would chance ... his shoes o.o 
USERNAME no human being should be . i wonder how long it takes her to shave them #random _male_thoughts 
daddy just said it would have been cheaper if i would have got the new 2012 honda civic 😯 might as well trade mine 😊 #hondalove 💕🚘 
so ready to be off in 4 hours and se old minutes ! been here since 430 ! 😭 😑 😵 
the line is hella long & the movie don't start till 6:50 :o 
i feel like a bitch for what i'm about to say but ... i feel no kind of remorse to breaking my exs heart , i mean is that bad ? o.o 
watching , man it's been a minute ! #good #scary #weird 
USERNAME hahaha right ? except i'm completely sober and it still scares me a lot :o 
i've been having a lot of sex dreams lately :o what could that mean ? ? 
karmin and nick are engaged ! ! ! what ! how did i miss this ! ! 😲 😱 #amas 
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why doesn't my snapchat or instagram or cinema gram work they just cut off and stop running #wtf #helpp 
raise your hand if you haven't studied for the gov test in jenks yet 😲 
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this nigga got a mohawk with dreads 0.o tff ? 
i've always had a thing for white girls .. dont know why :o 
looks like there's a bunch of bees on the field ... who designed the new steeler's jerseys ? #wtf URL 
USERNAME "people are already camping outside of walmart in florida for black friday .... ain't nobody got time for that bull shit .” #crazy 😳 
almost done c: #wok #soproud #icooked #omg @ my house y'all URL 
USERNAME yea son i still haven't turned in that short essay or done his quiz o_0 
tyler the creator #omg #sohappy #love #ofwgkta #california @ supreme los angeles URL 
USERNAME i can cook but idk who the weekend is :o i'm glad you didn't ask about the first 2lol :p 
can't decide if the steelers look like bumble bees on steroids or inmates from the local pen . o_o 
why are the ravens playing like ass already ? ! ? #wtf 
asked my dad for money .... he just stared at me 0_o 
the entire left side of my ass is asleep . #wtf 
my lil brother a creep the nigga searchin videos of animals having siezures o.o 
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the tin man in the wizard of oz looks like boy george #weird 
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USERNAME because she became crazy in the end . with them monkeys and stuff . #crazy . 
thanksgiving = food = happy jessie 😋 😜 😆 😮 
steelers jerseys ? bumble bees ! ! ! ! hahah 🐝🐝🐝🐝 #wow 
dang doesn't even seem like it even bothers you .... #wow 
hmm when ur dad get a cat n names him black jack . so u hear hmm running around the house where's bj ... #wow 
the black keys were robbed ! ! ! ! #amas #wtf ? ! 
turning the oven on and it smelling like ... thinking it might explode 🔥 😯 😵 
USERNAME couldn't find u on fcbk ... and ur sistr ignored my frnd req o.o i wonder why -_- 
twitter is the same age as myspace , maybe older . o.o 
gettin in dumb arguments with my dad ... sorry i don't want to take a rolaid , quit yellin at me #wtf 
df o_o she told me yesterday ..... nvm not even going to do this tonight 
sometimes it feels like you are truly walking alone with just your shadow #random 
having to fix my truck and the car #wtf #nothingsevereasy #alwayshastobedifficult 
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why is drake on my demi lovato radio station ? o_o 
god bless that this is only a 2 and a half day week or else i'd be found dead somewhere . 🙌 😮 #thankyouthanksgiving 
never thought i'd miss hanging out in bridesburg #weird #iknow 
cant believe im saying this but id rather go see red rock then twilight tomorrow ... o.o USERNAME travveyy . lol 
this dude in this na meeting was really just talking about how he had 30lbs of weed 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME did i really write longer ? danny's good looks made me spell younger wrong . #wtf 
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USERNAME lol why i have to be a nigga ? o_o 
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i'm too happy to finally be home ! too freaking tired . 😵 
😋 😆 😀 😊 😁 😯 😐 😑 😴😴😴 .... 30 seconds later .... 😳 what did i miss ? ? ! ! ! ! 😇 #tiredgirlprobz 
maybe i'm just a cheapskate dad thinks $8.50 is fine for two cards . :o 
USERNAME noo you don't lmao i wish i was 19 again 😲 
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someone just asked me how much i would sell tanzy for .... #wtf #idontthinkso #getthefuckout 
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i just . ... don't get some of you females sometimes o.o 
its 9. and im cuddled up in bed . #weird text me 
USERNAME come over . bring movies . and sleepover wimme being grounded means being gay and watching movies :o ) 
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i dropped my phone on my belly and it went bloop #uhmm #wtf 
i wonder if i'll ever have a car . o_o 
USERNAME that's what i thought of you when i first met you 😮 
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USERNAME there's nothing to work on :o you need to work on hanging out with me 
these employee bathrooms are shity ! and so is the shiter paper ! #wtf 
wait there's an award show going on ? what channel ? ! o.o 
taylor swifts performance is #terrible #boring #pitchy #ugly #weird #yousuck #ineedearplugs 
i think i'm the only mexican with a pantry o.o lol .. 
it's funny that people subtweet me when they don't follow me ... how are you even seeing my tweets ? you should care #crazy 
i hate computers . especially computers involved with sports rankings . #bcs #wtf #gonoles 
having flashbacks of thursday night . snap out of it rere ! o_o 
how i feel tonight: 😴 😭 😵 😴😴 😠 😑 😴😴😴 
oh noo ! ...... my brother made a twitter o.o if any of you know my brother , pls don't mention me ! lmfao . 
USERNAME USERNAME i have not . i’ll check it out as soon as i finish this beer . o_o 
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USERNAME USERNAME ...... no i'm not ..... o_o . where y'all wanna go ? 
so ... the #amas are filmed live in la , but they air on the east coast three hours earlier than the west ? #timezones #wtf 
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yesterday felt like #sunday and todays feels like #saturday ... #weird hehe 
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focus on the road , there is nothing but the road . o_o 
dont got time for that fussing shit thats for them youngings #random 
i can't make my animal crackers mate because they are whinnie the pooh characters :o 
nigga gt 50gs in the bank and he don't even work .... o_o 
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USERNAME ayy look who tweeted me :o lol anyway she's a sloppy hoe . i don't really like her anymore 
my wallpaper is me and ryan then right in the middle it says ... #weird 
omg USERNAME #ericchurch is up for an award at #theamas . #wtf 
my 3 favorite male country artists up for the same ama ? #omg 
to visit sjv or not to that is the question 😮 😐 
i think i just got over my hatred for taylor swift . my life is changing 😮 
USERNAME luckkyy . i don't wanna run in gym ..... my mom talked me out of getting the iphone ... o.o 
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me & god sis conversation nicole: would yall stillclaim me as yall god sis if i was born with a dick ? me: o.o btc i dont claim yo ass anyway 
who keeps calling the prison and freaking rick out ? 😮 
when USERNAME wins male country artist #crying #omg #perfection #sexybeast 
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the fact that last night a mom told me her son had his first after the storm squaders took a pic with him 😜 😂 😯 
USERNAME we're best friends now . can i see your boobs ? #wow 
USERNAME lol . not cute ... but , he has a daughter ? ! :o 
someone played a bad joke on the steelers tonight ... yikes . #bumblebees #convicts #wtf 
i don't think phone is hooked up . 0_o #badconnection 
wait taylor swift sings songs with dubstep beats in the background #weird 
alright well imma go home o.o cya tomorrow erryone c: ~ 
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what the fuck is this alternative rock shit . what the actual fuck . #wtf 
this was my expressions during the movie 😁 😳 😨 😱 😭 😭 😭 😰 😦 😯 😐 😑 
hahaha my brother won't go to the mall just me and him because he doesn't want people to think we're dating ! #omg #gross 
i hate when i'm ringing up a customer thinking and then she pays in all ones o.o smh 
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this was my expressions during the movie 😁 😳 😨 😱 😭 😭 😭 😰 😦 😯 😐 😑 #twilight 
hanging out with my ex boyfriend ? #wow #whatagreatfuckingsister 😠 
i swear someone is in my house right now . so paranoid . hopefully i'm alive tomorrow 😯 
i've been thinkin bout #oomf all day & i shouldn't have ( o.o ) ..... 
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where the fuck are they o.o they walking to slow ! 
USERNAME USERNAME we don't hangout why ! ! ! like forill #wtf 
i like indian music . it makes me wanna move my body . lololol . #random 
every sunday i find myself sitting in the pit listening to music . #weird 
i think all of us in this household could get prescribed xanax lmao #crazy #wedgaf 😌 
USERNAME :o woow . ima douchebag and i have to quit smokeing -___- 
USERNAME why am i going home ! ? the house will be full of black men ! :o 
when you were little and you were terrified of the wicked witch of the west . 😵 #notanymore 😎 #wizardofoz 
wtf .. nicki minaj & a chior ? .. :o 
some little boy was holding on to my hand o_o he wants me lmao 
told my dad we should go black friday shopping he said no ! 😮 
i dont understand what goes on in some peoples minds #crazy 
when i went to starbucks my aunt gone look at me & say o.o 
i look up to my t . v and i see nicki manaj in an area that's like snowing and her hair looks like cotton candy .. #wtf 
i cannot believe nicki minaj got a church choir to sing with her , moreover , i can't believe they actually agreed to ... #wtf 
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it's been like forever .. and you still choose to ignore me #wow #rude #asshole 
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didn't hear dial tone when old man picked up the phone like when rick did o.o #badconnection #thewalkingdead 
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USERNAME the cherry st . cougar chasers are bout to make the ultimate comeback 😯 🏈 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
the moment went jake cuts his hair and takes his shirt off #newmoon 👍 😮 
- omg andre just walked home from 3rd side :o lmfaoo 
if i keep up these eating habits im going to get really fat :o 
USERNAME ; damn :o me , only just the snakebite c: 
i moving in feb . o.o idk where yet tho .... 
#retailtherapy ugh i need to go to shopaholics anonymous . real talk . 😳 😷 😲 🙌💆👑👗👠👙💸💵 
have you ever noticed when someone falls into deep sleep they do 1 of 2 things .... either they snore , or they sound like #darthvader #random 
USERNAME blahh ohkay whatever u say & want 😏 😮 😶 👏🙊 
so , i'm suppose to sit back and wait for you to realize you want me o_o 
i think im a justin bieber fan now ! :o lol 
i remember when i liked you , now i want to slap myself ! #wow 
watching seal team six: raid on osama bin laden :o #thankyoutroops 
this show is going to give me nightmares 😳 😣 😬 😲 
USERNAME he's really into the freaky shit ... obviously . i could see him making her into a zombie . o_o 
you winked at me and my heart skipped a beat . this , had never ever happened before . wtf #gtfo #getouttamyhead #why #wtf 
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ohh shii i forgot about my book i gotta readd ! ! where is it even at ! ! -_- oh no :o ima get in some trouble 
USERNAME going on 20m . not really in a hurry , but o.o 
USERNAME omgjessicuh ! i had no idea you had twitter :o 
USERNAME o_o imma beat yo bitch(iphone) ass ! imma stomp her ass . lol 
today's gone by so slow ... its only 930 o.o .. i thought it was like 11 or 12 
wait are those #steelers jersey the real deal ? o_o wtf niggas lookin like some damn grown ass bumble bee on steroids smh 
#crazy for #chocolate #brownies @ collins architectural engineering , llc URL 
watching last weeks episode of jersey shore wtf sammie your a bitch leave deena alone #annoyed #wtf #meatball 
USERNAME lol i didnt get it -.- ! ! ! ! ! ! soo was that sarcastic ? ? o.o lol 
USERNAME always has the show-stealing performances . #wow . #amas 
i don't know what's more awkward answering dora's question or siting there in silence while she stares at you o.o lol 
can't believe i'm gonna see graham for the first time in 3 months right now #weird 
i really do not understand those capital one commercials #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME aye you both can suck my fucking dick ! 😯 
umm ... nothing quite like seeing an old a$$ dude b ! tch slap someone . really ? ! the things you see in clover . open hand slap like a punk . #wtf 
the parking lot at work today . (those aren't even real spots .) #crazy @ costco wholesale club URL 
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watched a movie were the vampire drinks the baby's blood then throws it on the ground 😲 
yu say she your girl she said she nachos o_o 
USERNAME thanks for the follow ! ! ! :o ) 
robin thicke is still a sexy ass white boy #random lol 
had no idea what an amazing dancer pink is ... seriously speechless #wow #missit 
i've never seen walking dead but people say it's good so i'm watching them all in a row 😮 📺 
im to tiered for it to be only 9 :3 0 #wtf 
wtf ? ? ? the back street boys still alive ? 0.o 
the backstreet boys are old af :o haha but still good 
damn ! ! look at the backstreet boys wow ! ! ! 😍 😄 😯 
USERNAME 😯 😯 😯 what's it called g ? ? ? 
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nigga just capped that dude :o 'hear that bird ? boom ! ' badass haha 
USERNAME yeah i understand , awh yout church sounds awesome , mine is ehh . haha why arent you perfect ? what do you do thats so bad :o 
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USERNAME im gonna get the handout off aces ! :o 
USERNAME who'd i kiss ? ! ? what ? ! when ? ! where ? ! :o 
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USERNAME i know i used to have all their tapes .... #wow #isoundold .. 
how the fuck did carly rae beat one direction ? ? #wtf #thisisajoke 
i had a feeling carly was gonna win but then again i also thought one direction was gonna win but i must say i just had that feeling 😯 😊 
ok , mi tío me acaba de enviar una foto suya con pink del '93 cuando todavía no era famosa :o 
and lol that means you hate hindus ? o.o my best friend is pakistani haha <3 
USERNAME except mine actually does make sense ... #wow #whyisjessiedatingyou 
carly rae jepson won new artist award ! ! ! smh one direction deserved it #ama2012 #wtf 
woww cam cameron seriously ? ? ? run a screen on 3rd and 13. #wtf 
last night>>>>>> #sofun #friends #crazy #goodtimes USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #kelcey #miles #zack 
USERNAME for real . ? :o i used to have one but , it ran away . i guess i left it outside too long :i 
haven't seen my sis USERNAME in like 3 days ! ! 😲 🔫 
did i seriously miss pink's performance ? #omg #crying 😩😩 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME will be old enough to drive by then ! USERNAME just said #pink was really pretty f/an ! #omg 
so apparently , this is an engineer's scratch work o.o @ power integrations URL 
USERNAME USERNAME did you both wreck that place ? :o 
odio hanguiar en nj todo cierran temprano wtf yoo0 o_0 ! 😬 
o_o #bigshow won ... but then loss ... title didn't change hands bc of dq . i get it but why the extra ? ? #survivorseries 
the secret is to rub zombie guts all over you ! got it ! 😯 👌👌👌👌 #thewalkingdead 
noone is on that phone rick is just freaking the fuck out . #crazy 
i didn't know #oomf got pregnant by my f/l ex boyfriend :o 
they know his name ? ! #badconnection #wtf #shitsgettingreal #creepyaf 
#imsinglebecause i have a thing for guys who like trashy girls 😲 😂 
brad us currently googling pictures of puppies instead of doing homework .. #weird 
omg , i just saw my ex that i haven't seen in like 2 years :o awkward ass hell . lol 
are u fucking kidding me ? all aroud the world is the soundtrack for revenge ? ? o.o 
i feel like i've been stabbed in the stomach a few hundred times .. 😭 👎 😵 
USERNAME okay if he answers the tweets that would be helpful 😑 tell lauren she looks nice in that blanket 😲 
i get so moody before my time of month & the day of , i'm not ? o.o lol 
USERNAME thats like the best idea ive ever heard ! :o :o 
USERNAME hahajahahaha im like :o omg .. damn that *bleep; was dope 
USERNAME god . my relationship ended over and ugly ginger . #wtf 
USERNAME whoa wait the backstreet boys are there ? ! ? didnt know they still existed 0.o #hellochildhood 
USERNAME USERNAME o.o fat ass .. she not gonna follow you . 
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USERNAME hahahaha seriously ! omg it's like ur speaking thru me . 😮 😱 
just saw a newscast about why the bankruptcy of hostess means 2012 is the apocalypse . i don't think we deserve a space shuttle program . #wow 
by far one of my greatest place to visit ! ! ! ! :o 
omg andrea ! ! ! ! ! ! :o no bad bad bad ! ! ! 
people always worried bout me 😲 * puts shades on and drops mic * 😎 🎤 
how corey knew iwent out with james tho ? o_o 
while u fuckin dat nigga where yo baby at ? o.o 
she gets weirder everyday . she just walks off and jumps in the bathtub . #wtf #mutts #leia @ the giles estate URL 
#wtf #sucks #gronk hurt #patriots #patriotsnation #gronknation 😞 😠 😡 😖 🏈 @ gillette stadium URL 
i like this version of as long as you love me better than the real version 😮 ❤ 😍 
tired as fuck and s not even nine o clock ! #wtf 
a family is on the news because they have a tent near best buy and there going to wait for black friday ? wtf is wrong with them ? o.o 
everyone go check out samantha gordon on youtube ! she is a 9 year old football stud ! #crazy 
USERNAME 😯 idk , lol . i'm back in nc tho ~ 
USERNAME lmao up to you .... but im alot bigger now :o lol 
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USERNAME is singing to selena gomez and looks like he's crying :o . 
USERNAME damn you lol did u do it ? :o 
but real shit i never had sex with music o_o ... and must would think its awkward without but really it don't be 
USERNAME USERNAME thefuckk ? :o i missed it . lmfaolmfaolmfao ! , i wouldve died ! 
USERNAME already beat your ass once ☝ sure you wanna go there again 😮 
justin's performance on the ama's right now . sweet jesus 😍 😲 #justinbieber #sexy 
my iphone is really messing up ! ! ! ! ! what's going on verizonn ! #wow 
my first alcoholic beverage 😳 😲 😨 😱 😷👊 jesus i'm sorry URL 
USERNAME just think , it could've been a mesh muscle shirt lol :o 
the steeler's uniforms are giving me a headache . #toomanystripes 😵 
mhmm so sexy , i could eat you up <3 #weird 
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went to , cardenas and this guy was staring me down o.o lolol 
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my imessage isn't working and i want to punch children because of it . #wtf #whywontitwork 
so the hobbit .. (another lord of the rings basically) .. great more walking #wtf 
USERNAME love you most ! & i bet you were the funniest most fabulous person there ! #omg 
ashu just sent me a video of sponge bob singing mercy .... #wtf 
when viagra commercials come on and i'm with my parents . #weird 
guess its cause my feelings are so strong for you i cant help it :o 
my dad is listening to gangnam style on repeat ..... -___- #shootme 😲 🔫🔫 
this nigga USERNAME avi is too official ! riped that nigga in his avi o.o 
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she texted me first today :o is the world ending sooner than i though it would ? ! ? # ? ? ? ? ? ? 
nicki has the tiniest waist but the biggest ass ever #wtf #lesbianpost 
USERNAME oh my gosh ! that's my number one choice ! :o 
i actually have a lot of homework , might be up past 11 tonight doing homework ! #crazy 
heard it's not good to eat a banana before sleeping . o.o 
this rehearsal has been going on since 6 #omg 👸🔫 
USERNAME i swear i don't remember taking them , maybe victor out them in my truck when i took him home . 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME thats cute cuz have you seen your icon thats some scary shit :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME after all the times i defended you .... #wow <\3 
rick must have found all the drugs in the prison and put them to rest #crazy 
USERNAME lol do you have a whole week off from school ? :o 
rick is going to get booted off for this . #crazy 
ricks wife on the phone ... but she's dead ... #wtf 
i wonder who's gonna win artist of the wear :o 
his calling me baby o_o #heneedsgod ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
i would get sick with a fucking cold the week of thanksgiving ! #wtf 
or should i even get the tattoo or just a bunch of small gifts ? ? :o o 
don't know why but i can't stop listening to alejandro sanz :o 
apparently he misses me cuz he was in my dream :o 
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USERNAME i don't think it really matters cuz he's still getting more babes than you and all your bros combined 😵 
USERNAME it's gonna be real in the east this year :o 
nikki minaj and justin bieber killed it tonight at the amas #wow 
o.o o.o o.o o.o whaatt ? ! ? ! ? ! 
i'm really not sure if its a bad thing or of its okay that my wood stoves crackling 😱 😶 😯 
oh my lanta , i just look at the tv , the steelers look like bumble bees on crack . #wtf 
USERNAME girl i'm studying lol but whose breast ? o_o 
she's happy & ready for bed . so am i ! ! ! peace out ! ! (@ my nice fluffy big ol' bed ! ! ! :o )) [pic]: URL 
omg the sun is still out where i live o.o 
USERNAME wat r u guys all watchin ? ? o.o 
USERNAME & you just laugh ? ? :o that's why ima use your shit more than you :p 
USERNAME #amabackstreetsback ? but you never left ! ;) 20 yrs of music and more ! ! ! xoxo :o ) 
smh at that ! i was not expecting that ! #omg ! 
i will never understand why i have this gigantic bed and am never comfortable unless im hanging off the edge . #weird 
... now i know who he was subtweeting . #crazy 
i thought he was done but no he just had to get right up and walk to the other section and grind on nicki and no nicki had to say selenur 😲 
bet when USERNAME sang the selena part it got awkward .... o.o USERNAME 
USERNAME i first thought they must be a bad bengals idea , but then realized they were steelers and all i had was #wtf 
she just retweeted me the other day . how can she be gone . #wtf 
as of tonight i eat steak now so if anyone wants to take me on a date or something ...... #nomoreveg 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME who got called out 😮 ? i was just asking who would date him 😏 😏 😱 
USERNAME wow ! :o you can't mess with a mans kool aid 
uofa has red helmets ? ? ? ? ? 😯 
i feel like dying right now . #mychest #omg #hurtssobad 
#random i wonder if USERNAME ever has to tell the camera man to back away ... 
ill take a repeat of last night any day #wow 
i dream of jenie and wonderwoman revived with christina aguilera's performance at the #ama2012 #weird 
woke up without a belly button ring in my piercing . #weird 
who gives af if hostess went out of business .. its not the end of the world o_o saw some dude holding a hostess for sale sign . ridiculous ! 
justin bieber has no muscles ... why are girls saying they can't take his muscles ? #wtf ? 
how did #blank know that #blanck calls me china .. ? o.o 
yea soo ill be leaving for houston either tomorrow evening or tuesday morning lol 😲 
lmao my old professor speaks on 107.7 ? ! #weird #random 
holy shit , how fat did christina agulera get ? ! ! #wow #cant afford a trainer ? 
#thingsivelearnedinlife don't believe the hype: the messenger always gets shot 😲 🔫💥 
USERNAME idk how to get in on my memory card and not my phone ! do you know how ? :o 
USERNAME muy bien c: and whaatt about yu ? :o 
i love christina so much , but i wish she would learn how to wear pants :o 
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i watch 2 tv shows a year: american horror story and walking dead . currently , both are giving me extreme anxiety . #calmitdown #crazy 
did annybody else see the black lady do a split ? :o 
USERNAME its all about you isn't it ! :o URL 
USERNAME hahaha dude were like tweeting the same shit :o wtf lol 
when she hit that split , i was like damnn ! :o #ama 
it seems like the crazier you look the more accepted you should be ? ? ? ? #wtf #amas 
my jaw just dropped when that big woman jumped into the splits lololol 😮 
how did the lady on the american music awards just do a split .... #wtf 
chillin in the bed with my doggie ! ! again ! ! woof ! ! ! (@ my nice fluffy big ol' bed ! ! ! :o )) [pic]: URL 
watching the american music awards .... can't believe how (big) christina aguilera is now ... :o 
i'm one of the smallest if not the smallest girl at my work and yet i get stuck with an x-large for our black friday shirts .. #wtf #cool 
i haven't gone to a party in over a year , i don't watch any of those shows like , i don't even have an instagram . #wtf 
USERNAME he was like that's a good idea . look over like shit . 😵 🔫 
hahah i didnt know you wer the keeper :o cough cough 
USERNAME :o did i just read that right ? ! 
nunca habia visto senos bailando .... hasta esta noche .. #amas o.o 
i had to change the channel when USERNAME performed . #wtf 
what kayla just told me , well damn ! 0.o lil sis like shit ! 
we sit here waiting for like ever , then we have to leave ... #wtf USERNAME 
the fact i got class in the am 😵 🔫 
that mood when my mind is going 100 mph , and i just feel like cleaning my boyfriends bedroom & bathroom .. #weird 
USERNAME nigga don't quote me then not tag me-_- lol but ill take you up on the challenge if you rly want 😯 
USERNAME well first , i cant find a google chrome for mac :o 
USERNAME i gotta tell you something you're cousin did o.o 
when you text me 10 times in a row & i never text you back #getahint . #omg #annoyed 
eww . look up the cupping experience massage ... you couldn't pay me enough . it's supposed to clear impurities . 😵 🙀🙈👎 
2 missed called and 17 texts #wow #sorryguys i'm alive ! 
USERNAME you never hmu ! and yeah man . we should go to one ! try to find tickets ! :o 
somebody don't love me , i mentioned you 29 hrs ago , little tramp o.o but did you ask pop yo ? USERNAME 
can't believe some of the same people still work at the gap when i was there . #crazy 
that awkward moment when someone asks you out when your in a relationship o.o 
USERNAME wtf we r talking bout dicks ? ! :o 
sunday nights are usually more terrible than any day of the week for me . #wtf #fucksundays 
dying laughing at the story USERNAME is telling me . USERNAME did you really let a llama out of it's cage ? ! hahahah #omg 
why did christina have a whole circus with her #wtf #ama2012 
USERNAME giving my car chicken noodle os ..... bad person ..... 🍜🐱 😲 🔫 
USERNAME #ama killing it like always ! ! he made the crowd go wild no one has done that all night ! ! ! #mr . ww #wow #globalwarming #nov .19 #tmm 
dude , i'm not an american girl doll . and the girl in the commercial looked like me too . #weird . 
on the news in sarasota , fl i just saw a story of a man who shot a kid for skateboarding on his property . #wtf ? 
people need to stop sub tweeting . it drives me #crazy 
niggas wna get when their female moves on , but will be the first to do her wrong in the fist place 0.o 
USERNAME USERNAME i was like o.o when i seen this on my feed 
lmao so they was dry hunching on the slide o_o ? 
sleepy but dnt want to sleep yet ! whatt ? ! ? ! o.o lol 
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karaoke at tailgators bar with my lovess 😘 🎉 😮 🎤 #daytonabeach 
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the house is already in christmas decoration mode . o_o 
i think this is the longest that i've went without my phone ... what if people are texting me :o 
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24th birthday dinner with parents , USERNAME & USERNAME at #guyanthonys #imold #wtf 
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boys that lie saying ... << niggaa u just did o.o 
my dad just asked my mom if we can set the reindeer up in the yard so they are humping each other . #omg #wow 
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my cousin is 6'0 and he just turned 15 :o 
they cancel everything . all roads and businesses get shut down too . #wow 
i swear i attract guys with the name corey . #weird #ohwell #notabadthing 
i can't even believe i slept this much ! ! :o 
i'm sitting here chilling and i look at the tv i see the spongebob movie lol #wtf 
that funny moment when me & dad are hunting & he pulls his phone out & searches buck naked underwear he says they want 28.50 for 1 pair #wow 
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one of our family friends is a farmer and i asked mom what he got his college degree in and she said a bachelor of cows-_- #wtf 
so in order for me to get my laptop i have to go to best buy and my mom has to go to the best buy in sioux city at the same time ? lmfao #wtf 
taking a nap until somebody knocks on my door with a bottle in their hand . 😵 💤 
wow . next week we jump into december already ! :o >>>> 
the reactions on these kids faces that just got caught riding on my track ! ! 😳 😯 
USERNAME how did you talk to him on the phone ? ! :o 
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people going crazyy at aeropostale today sheeshh someone pulled my hair and i was just starting at the shirt o.o craziest day ever >.< 
emergicare is closed till sunday ? ! ? ! oh dear god i might die . not good 😷 😲 
random ass sheep infront of my house ... okay o.o 
i wake up to check the time and its 3:45 :o 
rt USERNAME my sex game is on point ! #random tweet 
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just found out my daddy going to baltimore when he leave ohio , tf really going on ? ? o.o #thatsanotherone 
the last place that i thought i would be the day after thanksgiving was outback . o.o 
my aunt and cousins live down the street from USERNAME #wtf 
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101s @ chavez (sf ): :o r ticket (was: click it) 
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i was smart to leave my phone at home , this girl cracked her iphone trying to shop today . 😵 😦 😧 
it's something slight but i don't care dooee . 😮 😲 that's megan good in the black ! ! ! @ the mall in columbia URL 
why my grandparents volenteer to clean the church ? ! o_o 
i would never make a guy leave his friends for me . #wow girls are so god damn needy 
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so i'm never sick in school days but i am in break ? #wow 
our dogs breath smells like death right now 🐶💨 😵 
still can't believe i woke at 5 am and went shopping #crazy #tired 
i'm getting a perm tomorrow :o #big #beautiful #curly #hair 
i wonder if kathy is still down for tonight 0.o 
more like black fly day .... we've killed like 17 of those bitches while we merrily put up the christmas tree #wtf 
my facebook is not letting me sign in now ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME she wants to be with you more then me ... i really don't understand it ? #weird 
should i just am intro video ? introducing myself ? o.o tell me #youtube #intro #fun #video 
what about those 12y kids who come to ask you for a cigarett ? #wtf 
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USERNAME yeah yeah , right . hey listen , why don't you get in line and stand there with your shirt , cause that's ridonkulous biz . o_o 
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feel like its going to be very slow at work tonight 😵 🔫 
USERNAME .... i didn't know there was a book :o 
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USERNAME when do we get out early again ! ? :o o 
my sister left to her friends house ,& i miss her :o 
- brother said imma be a successful stripper :o #ehhnaah 
she colored her hair , broke her foot when i was in a wheelchair , she dated the same 3 guys i did in the exact same order .. #weird 
#mentionsomebodyyourethankfulfor USERNAME omg i thought i sed ur name shenzi ! ! :o im soo thankful for u 
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(not really , i'm at recycling center , .. that'll be awkward ! 😯 ) 
says consumption may cause blindness ... o_o & my dumb ass taking back the shots URL 
that feeling when you come out to the house you grew up in for 17 years and the new owners have let it go ... <<<<< #weird #bittersweet 
USERNAME 😮 😂 did you really see this ! ? haha 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ... you made me new feet yet ? o.o :p 
, my mom took my cupcake and said and went in her room o.o 
driving with the sun beaming in your face is like driving with a blindfold on 😣 😵 #blinded 
one of my patients just confessed she swallowed 5 batteries 😯 😬 😵 
me: i hate when i pick up my phone and it flys outta my hand ? mom: i hate when i pick up my dildo and it flys out the car window #wtf hahaha 
USERNAME your mom was saying that today ! #crazy #somanypeople 
just drove all the way home from work with out catching a red like 0.o #fuckyeah 
#thatawkwardmoment when youve lived in your house for 14 years and you dont know where a light switch is to turn on a set of lights #wow 
so the raptors are getting re re released ? ? ? #wtf 
i hope my boyfriend is getting good sleep . :o 
did ol'boys aunt really just buy me an juicy couture phone case ? ! #wtf #thankyoumam (: 
USERNAME :o he went for nothing he's fucked lol :o 
it's a jr midget coaches thing .... you wouldent understand #weird #connectio @ santa clara convention center URL 
: USERNAME :o he went for nothing he's fucked lol :o 
played ball at 9 this morning , been dead ever since 😲 💤 
daniel always finding my homework & then messing it up ! ! >_< #wtf ? 
haven't been to vegas since college . drove in from another city . this airport ... slot machines everywhere . addicts must catch the train 0_o 
should i ask my dad for a xbox for christmas ? ! ? ! really want one , all my momaas gettin me is a laptop :o o 
fireman ed left at halftime and now deleted his account ? ! what thee 😮 
there was too many girls in like for #vs last night , i got stuck standing in the line for it and i didn't even know o.o 
mom gettin jiggy to clique & talkin bout , wtf o.o lmfaoo 
wth ? ! she knows what is ? ? :o lmao #tooyoung 
bahehe ! what are you thankful for ? #swiftkeys that's sabotage ! but i still like you :o 
why is it that i love wedding shows but i never want to get married ? ! ha #weird #notiesonme #akward 😲 
grandma: i gotta find a stud finder , you go find a stud , && ill go find the finder . #wtf #thingsthatoldpeoplesay 
-so compacted it exploded and i couldn't stop laughign i am now in a good mood thanks to that ketchup bottle :o 
universal city walk tonightt ! .. yay foodd ! ! (\ o.o )/ 
so many wierd guys saying creepy things to me at brookfield .. #wtf 
USERNAME *he -_____- and maybe lol :) hes still a babbyy :o 
my twitter never let's me change my header thing . #pissesmeoff #wtf #ihateyou 
yo ... i have the only craving for some kremas right now .... #random 
the only think that the ref should be worried about is my mom ! ! #crazy soccer moms 
USERNAME which one ? your own ? what a big head :o 
inadvertently listening to the most inane conversation on the go train: about these ladies' food scrap garbages smelling bad . #wtf #dadoyy 
so i just ate 7 chicken wings ! ! 😳 😲 
when i get off probation ... oowiee , ima get blunted everyday ... ✈☁☁ 😝 😲 
USERNAME go to 400 followers :o have fun at work :p 
when janel told me timesha went to elementary with us i was like o.o 
omg ! it's snowing ! ! ! #omg #snow #table #horse #cabin #woods #view #trees #grass #sky #fall #lov @ goshen , in URL 
being a little bitch on route one right now 😯 
santa hard at work ... #shopping #holidays #santa #insanity #crazy #blackfriday @ westfarms mall URL 
haven't talked to USERNAME in forever #weird 😭 ❤ 👎 
USERNAME i'm sorry ! i am slowly dying 😲 i feel like 💩 
the part down the middle hair is old ladies . move on ... #random 
who the fuck drives a hummer anymore ? that being said who the fuck chromes out their hummer to look like some gay dudes xmas ornament ? #wtf 
that awkward moment when yur unpacking yur stuff and yur dad walks in your room&sees your condoms ! :o 
USERNAME why ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
i hate when my mom listens to drama from someone , & bitches at me for the dumb shit she heard . #wtf 
saw breaking dawn part 2 ... holy shiza . i need to see it again immediately ! #werethesametemperaturenow #volturi #didntseethatonecoming #omg 
guyss no slut shaming on twitter now .. 😯 😯 😯 😶 
the more celebs i see the more i can confirm that they are lame as shit . #random 
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this girl get her hair done every other day and that shit still nappy ? ... come on son 😶 😯 😏 
URL this bitch can sing . o.o lmfaoo . .. funny ass song . 
i seriously find the most random stuff in my bag .... #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME thank you very much hannah :) i miss you too . i didn't know you knew akshay :o you should find a way to come ! 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME at the vu ? o_o 
i know what oomf is getting me for christmas 😮 and i'm not supposed to know 🙊 
jerry gonna ask to listen to music , then falls asleep awhile after o_o 
how they put the show franklin and lil bear together . then make it in 3d . #wow 
USERNAME omg o.o lol im glad u’ve been working so much lately :p lol hehe 
the five-year engagement is probably the best movie i've seen in a while ... #socute #omg 
umm ... so far from the week we had off school .. riverside > l . a :o o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you just dont appreciate country music like us than :o 
USERNAME ... o_o . how would you know that ? 
how dare either of you spend time with me ... ! #wow 
loling at the fact that people have to get into other peoples business #wow #weird 
guyer over aledo ! 42-30 stephenville over kennedale ! 56-24 #wow 💙 💛 🏈 
every time i get upset , i feel sick as fuck . #wtf #cantbenormal 
on the bus: 2 girls talking about their experiences at the gynecologist ... eww ! so glad i'm a guy o_o 
USERNAME lmao why :o i feel like the only odd-ball ! 
men are like bad hair weaves , you have to quickly find a replacement . #random 
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lmfao of all places to lock my keys inside the car ! #sketchy #scared #omg #help #sos USERNAME URL 
never have i been so stressed out with so many plans #wtf 
i wish the people i made plans w tonight would text me back so i know when i'm getting picked up ... #wtf 
this has to be a joke . there's a one direction store ? ! ! ? #wtf 
undercover hoes think they're special . what for ? you still a hoe ! lol #random 
my wisdom teeth hurt soo badd #canteat 😲 😩 😭 😞 😔 
it's about that time , turn up clemson ! ! 🍻 😲 
for some reason 6th through 9th grade were dark years . everything was dark >__> and now my life is full of light ! :o 
USERNAME lol me to ... oh shit we're twins :o 
you treating a really good guy like shit and it's starting to really annoy the shit outta me even though its not my business #random 
a customer asked where our buffalo burgers come from and if the animal was grass fed . #wtf ill gladly explain where the hot dogs come from 
only time can reveal your true identity ... hoe ! #facts #random lol 😂 😂 
annoyed and confused ... both reallyy annoying & confusing things to be ( o_o ) 
out fridge after #thanksgiving . 😮 🍗🍖🍛🍣🍞🎂🍰🍎🍏🍊🍋🍇🍓🍈🍌🍐🍍🌽 @ 651 lovers avenue URL 
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time to put up wreaths outside ! ! ! right ! ! ! then get to class work ! am i on vacation or still working ? o_o 
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little twins i remember from childhood got bigger gosh i want to steal them in 5th grade tall with these deep voices ... #omg 
shit , i don't even have underwear on these sweats are so comfy .. #omg #noshame i'm in the ghetto anyways . #blendingin 
just tweeted about not finding someone to change my oil and an auto shop responded with some coupons . ask and you shall receive . #weird 
cleaning my room in my heels :o i haven't wore these things in so long :0 lmaoo 
going back to sleep i'm fuckin tired & still low key high 😲 💤✌ 
USERNAME o.0 i thought u lost it i haven't seen it for yrs ! that ipod has the best songs ever ! bring it the next time we go out :) )) 
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this one trip to chicago is taking my mom like 7 hours .. #wtf #tooslow 
USERNAME ... you ... still ... dont have skyrim ? o.o omg lol 
still haven't went home yet ! 😳 😩 😵 😴 
USERNAME tell me about it , i go into a store , exit then darkness ! #crazy 
USERNAME i know at the mall it was like an invasion of them , everywhere i turned they where there 😯 👎 
dying my hair red again :o and it burns >.< 
the man said if i aint bring them back today i wouldd of been shit outta luck .. o.o 
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one can never understand what #ttc announces in the trains #wtf #toronto 
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USERNAME wht if i have a party and invite you and tell my parents you go to meh school :o 
cross my heart and hope to die 😵 😲 😏 😄 ✂ 
we had quite the day ! first time black friday shopping ! ! #crazy #blackfriday 
excessive emoji use 🎤😴 😘 😄 👏✂😁 💋 😲 😟 🎤😬🎤 #newiphoneuser 
jamming out to fever ray in the airport . :o almost home . blah . 
natalie portman's character in no strings attached describes me a lot . #weird 
USERNAME oh poop ! im totally not ready for that ! ! ! ! :o 
turtle is stuck . #emergency #omg #sad #shortlegs #bigshell #turtle @ santa barbara botanic garden URL 
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the things that have been done out of this window today #weird 
USERNAME ohh noo ! ! lol that level of coonery has traveled back to the westcoast :o 
maybe after i take her 2 this movie , she'll let a ninja go give a donation 2 the hbcu (hot booty clappin' unlimited) 0_o 
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- why is pops head so big ... ? 😂 😲 
i have a huge bruise on my arm . barely noticed it :o thanks lalo t('.') 
jesus . my little brother is making a sexual innuendo every 2 minutes . #wtf 
i shit you not , i woke up like 2 hours ago ... o.o 
USERNAME :o i'm gonna go ! well i'm gonna try :) 
a female is upfront and can say what's actually on her mind #crazy #thinking 
seriously though , everyone go check out zayn malik's twitter page and check out the twitter fight . pure entertainment #immature #funny 😮 
omg he cut her finger off .. now nine to go 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME nvm , one of those tweets saved my life 0_o and im born to do another giveaway for that 
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USERNAME no not yet , i figured they wouldn't get to it because of the holidays . i was gonna call tomorrow .. 😯 
when oomf be doin what they be doin . o_o 
baby said idk what kinda clothes u like u always naked o_o #cricketcricket 
when a piercing closes up and you have to push the ring through to repierce the hole . 😵 
me: man it feels like 9 not 6. USERNAME : if you were dyslexic it would be 9. #wtf #quotes #haha #toolonginacar 
look at these sexy shrimp dumplings :o #chinesefood #pfchangs @ p . f . chang's URL 
first time on twitter today and i'm exposed to this ass eating story by USERNAME 😵 😵 lol 
no the part of my ear that i'm getting pierced is called the tragus :o 
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time to work the black friday shift ! 😯 hopefully no customers kill me or cuss me out ... because they would 
USERNAME i just mentioned both of you in a tweet :o 
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i should've stayed over liz's house o.o now i'm bored -__- 
USERNAME i hate when that happens -,- and it's the small little part of your ear :o it's hard to explain 
i really think this will be the longest weekend of my life lol . 10 hours of work tomorrow , 4 hours sunday and 2 major essays . #crazy 
USERNAME ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so funnyy #random 
danielle and this big pamper she got on tho o_o 
USERNAME i'm almost certain your miter didn't use the word ass 😮 
when i'm walking alone at night i'm not scared about muggers ,, i'm looking out for zombies ! :o 
just went over this speed hump going like 25 mph #wtf #dumbass 
meus vizinhos escutando the beatles ... eu não sei se assusto , ou agradeço o.o 
done w/ USERNAME birthday gift ... or semi o_o . 
this boy keep looking at me ... why ? ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
do i have something in my face ? wtf o.o 
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so i was gonna take my bro to chipotle tomorrow bc he's never been there but there isn't one in west virginia #wtf #yousuck 
still getting nauseous everytime i try to eat . worst feeling for someone who loves food . #wtf is goin on ? 
brisket and me have a love/hate relationship right now #sofull #thanksgivingleftovers 😲 😲 
USERNAME woahh . i get your tweets sent to my phone (not a creeper promise) and i thought you were saying you we're unfollowing me ! :o 
my family means the world and more to me ! #random 
just had the worst nightmare ever ! ! ! o_o don't think am going to be able to go back to bed nw :( ! 
USERNAME me too ! you look so different ! (: have you seen cynthia ? :o 
what if i really dont graduate cause of english :o 
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sorry but who the hell takes videos of themselves while at a concert ? o.o 
ive only dated one black guy :o are you fucking kidding me ? ! their hella sexy ! lol . 
how do you date another guy if ur boyfriend passed away ? 0_o 
USERNAME damn you happy about that number she gave you . smh 😂 😂 😂 😂 😲 🔫 
USERNAME yo can you bring the ipod to me on monday ? :o 
its cold in here .... #omg can we get some heat ? ! 
USERNAME USERNAME how ya gonna talk shit abt me o.o 
that nap was the best ever ! ! ! ! 😮 
i would get sick today . wtf i want to go out ! ! ! #death #dyingg 😫 😝 😵 
the support we have from out community>>>> #crazy #muchlove #spartannation #spartanfootball 🏈 💙 💛 
at the mall jamba till 8pm . #blackfriday #10hrshift 😲 
i'm gonna be running for like the next five weeks straight to burn all the food i've eaten these past two days goddayum . 😲 
the support we have from our community>>> #crazy #muchlove #spartannation #spartanfootball 💙 💛 🏈🏈 
omfg guys ! USERNAME got me an xbox #wtf #soawesome 
did jerry jones just realize that jason garrett is a fucking joke ? 😲 🔫 
USERNAME :o .. lemme talk to her , and knock some sense in that womann>> 
tonight's dinner event USERNAME with sasha cohen skating as the center piece , #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME #omg #yourock i was also accepted to #widener n #arcadia ... which will u #choose ? 
how some shows actually get on tv astonishes me ! ! ! #really ? #wow 
someone sent my id in da mail ... no return address o_o 
she's been in labor for a week holy shit :o 
her house looks like the house from paranormal activity 2 :o 
USERNAME USERNAME du shad i no saw u there :o 
i didn't even realize i had my radio on o.o 
im soo sleepy but i refuse too sleep yet :o 
#oh : o_o where am i ? (@ hallmark) URL 
USERNAME mines too and i hot a 34% in that class with 3 weeks to go :o 
when you finally get that text from the person you've been waiting on for months & you don't even know how to respond :o 
USERNAME USERNAME o . and sure wish kick it like jose would be on world star one day .... hmmph 0_o 
i told a guy i lost my voice & he said who cares as long as your ass works #wtf some mutherfuckers just weren't raised right . 
USERNAME i said the same thing when i walked into the eaton centre basement food court during fanexpo this year . :o 
USERNAME awkward i'm not even in the bay 😯 😭 
what the hell are the chances of the girl sitting behind me at this concert in nyc going to john jay #wow 
bruno mars new song has been playing on almost every radio station 👌 😮 
devante : want my dick ? me : ima ..... lesbian o.o devante : i can turn you back . me : *looks for another excuse* 
my glittery glue just farted , stop farting . #nanifairy #wtf #lmao 
USERNAME i'm in florida right now :o it's called cordova mall though 
i just counted 7 bruises on one leg . i'm not sure if i'm fragile or just really clumsy . #both 😲 
i fucking hate pantyhoes but no mama mowi ze jest zima i musisz bo bedziesz chora #wtf #polishproblems 
the awkward moment you put something away so you wouldn't misplace it but then can't find it cause u hide it so well 0_o 
why the fuck do i follow ppl who don't follow me ? #wow 
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when morgan is on the phone with one of her she's the most annoying person , and she doesn't shut up 😵 🔫 
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that awkward moment when your arch nemesis writes you a letter in the mail . #wtf 
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the last show of icarly comes on at 8 :o o ... 
USERNAME you still have my keys .. soo i'm locked out of my own house 😂 😂 #wtf 
my cousin was walking on the ave and i yelled everyone looked at me like they was boutta set it on a nigga o.o 
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USERNAME what's the tracking number for the wig out of curiosity ? :o 
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i remember one time after my dance performance #oomf ask me when was i going to dance for her like that o_o lol 
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i remember when #oomf came chill w/ me by my dads crib after our lil date & she teased tf out me kmsl #random 
USERNAME you secretly want their assholes . haha wait its not a secret 😯 
USERNAME my sister is working from 8am-8pm umm no thankyou 0.o 
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some girl just walked up to me and asked me for my number #what #random 
i just woke up o.o what a long night + morning 
about to take the stage . at carnegie hall . o_o 
my body fell asleep but i am wide awake . #wtf 
iflipped in aditch with ago-kart , icrashed a golf-kart into atree , and almost crashed my dads bmw into my house o.o 
i feel like acting retarded o.o *does a whole bunch of movement 
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black friday , shop alcoholics ! jackie_tomchickk sisters do it best ! 6hours ! 😵 @ roosevelt field URL 
USERNAME o.0 tie your shoes , you trippin its good ! , oh that right you aint btl 
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USERNAME no you dont ! >:o :) wheres my pumpkin pie ! :o 
legit just spent approximately 18 hours at greenwood mall 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME i’m so g . o.o . d . at rapping too . 
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the awkward moment when your mom cares about her boyfriend in rehab more then you ... #likereally ? ? #wtf 
USERNAME lmao ! how ! ? o_0 i told ol' boy i have a boyfriend so that is being faithful ! 
USERNAME wait , what are we even suppose to do .. ? o.o 
USERNAME since when did you have a boyfriend ? :o 
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- :o n my way back to jville wit my bestie USERNAME & my love USERNAME ! ! :) ))) 
soo i go to USERNAME 's casa and i check his laptop and i see this . . . o.o URL 
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just found out we were actually stuck in the elevator for an hour forty five :o #fuck didn't relies it was that long 
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btw as isit in this bar ,2dudes having mojito ,2me it's awkward or is it jus me ? #gay #wtf 
black friday 😵 we love work agobel emilyylove allegraemm @ abercrombie URL 
they guy working express this morning was so hot . #omg 
still ain't got my hair done yet ! what am i waiting for ? o_o 
that awkward moment when i meet / see oomf 😯 
smoked some hash today for the first time it was amazing 👌 😲 
thanks to black friday keeping me out all night , i've been wearing the same exact thing for 36 hours now other than a jacket #weird #tired 
are we really tied and going in ot right now ? ! #wtf #applecup2012 #gohuskies 
7 year old sister threatened to block me on her instagram 😵 
my boyfriend left me to go to the skating rink o_o lmao . his dirty ass ! that's fucked up .. 
just did a double-take at my wine glass ... #wtf URL 
my 7 of diamonds beats your ace of spades . that trumps your partner and is negative 12 pts for dylan . #sheepsheadlogic #wtf 
ithink 2dudes havin a mojito wit no chcks wit dem is equal to 2 dudes facetiming each other on they iphone #wtf #gay 
USERNAME where my sweetie anit talk to her all day why ? o.o 
my friend brian says this is an amazing view .... #wtf #noitaint #whereami ? URL 
. :o mg:. i was absent just one day and now , so many tweet .... everybody just wrote all day long ;) 
watching the show catfish 😳 😯 💻there are some definite creeps out there 
my mom wants to try gator ! ! ! 😯 🐊 😬 yum ! #omnomnom 
what if my mom got a hair cut or dyed her hair or is wearing hip asian clothes and i can't recognize her ? :o 
last night shopping trip was insane .' ! ! ! 0_o 
the fact that antonio messaged me :o aw shit lmfao 
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USERNAME why was i randomly singing this song in my head before i looked at this tweet ? :o 
USERNAME #tarantula #rosehair #rosehairedtartula #rosie #spider #crazy #black #brown #anima @ ricky & robs URL 
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lrt 👉 😲 😵 😮 😦 who destiny talking bout set that name out ? 
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shes following somebody that goes to my school & i got a class with o.o 
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it's only 7:16 and i feel like passing out #exhausted 😲 💤 
then i see a bunch of black slave dolls eating a white man o.o 
bands make ha dance , bhut kesha make you couqh ! o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME ik he was nice to me when i met him , but now he's being a douche . and ik :o 
awkard i dont knw nobody . :o #help ! but i just wana dance ;d 
“USERNAME the person he got on news with :o (so cute here ! !) URL laughing at gaho's jacket 
i have no energy at all #hatethisfeeling #sleepy 😥 😵 😴 
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my nephew thinks his stuffed seal is a puppy o_o 
USERNAME what are you gonna do with this account when we're all out of high school ? :o jw . 
soulja boy & french montana are sharing jewelry o_o URL 
is there an apple in a cup somewhere ? or what ? #confused . 😯 
already level 18 and i just got this at 330 #wow 
i love being able to be myself with my mom , aunt , and sister 😜 😝 #crazy #singfordays #wedance 😘 
paige just put popcorn down my ass crack . #wtf 
omg , adri ! your cover photo on twitter . 😯 😊 
i wonder if my bestie USERNAME will be at the game ? :o 
mama bought USERNAME and i a stripper pole for outside ! #makeitrain #imdiffrent #wtf #bestgiftever #starlett #bridget #sunnysideup 
jaylon took that gay shit too da head ! 😯 🔫 
USERNAME have you started to go ? :o omg . a ramp is blocked and we had to get off it . pulled a USERNAME lol ! URL 
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looking at pictures and going i acted like that #weird 
“USERNAME soulja boy & french montana are sharing jewelry o_o URL who's the thief ? 
USERNAME i already told someone i would go to the movies , can i go after ? :o 
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i ate alligator for the first time tonight . i could live without ... 🐊 😮 
up in old navy trynna return they cheap ass product ... & the whole fuckin pea body's is up in here ... #smellin lik cookin grease & hair spray 😵 
USERNAME wow ! ! ! o_o "i'm a madman and i came to go , 
i'm on the move , i wanna screw , i wanna fuck til' i'm sore ," o_o 
the news just said that walmart processed 5000 items per second last night #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME why won't ate reply to me ? that it . 😵 🔫 
my brother wants to be a trophy husband .... #wtf ! ? 
the drink USERNAME just made me before he walked out the door ... 😳 😯 😬. remember this , you started it . 
i hate when things dont go my way ... that means im not in control of the situation o_o 
ive literally texted 1 person all day , and only left my room twice . what an eventful weekend o_o 
on thanksgiving , my cousins stuck something in a tree and decided to shoot it down . all the adults let it happen . #wtf 
"USERNAME soulja boy & french montana are sharing jewelry o_o URL hahaha ctfu clowns 
this girl is really making sex noises as she's working out . #wow #pleasedont ✋ 
had lots of fun at the mall ..... even got stalked a little ...... o.o #creeped 
i think my best friends quince is the same day as the fight 😮 😱 
let me redefine foreplay 'til you need 5. 😯 😏 
tim couch looks a lot like my brother in law #weird 
what's up with 1d & the wanted going at it ? ! 😯 
the amish got a mafia ? ? and who the fuck you think is gunna be scared of them ? 0.o 
phone: asks for security key + activation code . account: asks for security key + activation code . i have neither . #swtor #wtf #shittysetup 
so stoked to see USERNAME tonight and get #crazy :) 
✋✋hold up why am i like this 😮 all along he was texting his ex everyday telling her how much he loved her and wanted her back #reallynaww 👋 
funny #titlemax ad . woman needs cash so she brought her car title 2 title max . she's saying this as she holds several shopping bags . #wtf 
USERNAME i'm watching usf play football right now on espn . #weird 
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why do i like #oomf ? ? #uhh #wtf #screwyoufeelings 
the help me im dying in #blackfriday face o_o lol @ penn square mall URL 
USERNAME lmfa o.o hh man . thats a good one . 
showed my mom jaiger and she likes it :o ! 
USERNAME i didnt know i did thaat , i think it was my phone o.o 
scariest damn ornament i've ever seen . #wtf #obama ? URL 
so i noticed that one of the shirts i wore ........ still has the tag on it . i thought i got it lol . my mistake o_o . 
just chewed up a bug that was in my chipotle burrito heads up they taste sweet ! 😵 
i'm not wearing anything with #gsu on it ? so i'm like huh 😯 ? ! 
a guy i havent talked to in monthhs just texted me . #weird 
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open my door to a custy on my door step ? wtf o.0 go home ... 
USERNAME did you see it ? oh geez , people these days ... and seriously over a vcr player ? #wow 
$100 isnt even enough motivation to get me out of the house tonight #wtf 
why are you setting of fireworks . #wtf #anooying #itsnotjuly 
#us #acting #crazy #locos #lovethem #me #i #elf #mustache #glasses #goodtimes #funtimes crazy @ par de locos URL 
when i say this child tl 💀 its 💀 😲 😵 
how the fuck could i forget to do that essay ? #wtf 
sooner or later you'll realize life really isn't all about getting shit faced #ew #wtf 
being chased by a guy with a butcher knife 😵 
food is disappearing in my house 😮 😳 🌳 😗 💨🔥 
now i know why my day is boring , #oomf ain't hmu , she better dm me :o 
today is officially a year since we met in person . USERNAME 😊 #goodmemories #random 
someone get this goddamn bird out of here ! o.o 
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ugh babies always go for your boobs as soon as you pick them up-.- #wtf 
USERNAME talking about condoms in front of the pastor :o 
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USERNAME :o how could you hate me ? i'm adorable <3 #poke 
3 cups of coffee today n now my preworkout .... if i drop dead you'll know why 😵 
kristen stewart has become a lot sexier in my eyes :o 
umm ...... there's something wrong lol . never felt like this its weird ..... #wtf 
i want a house on the beach on an island . #random 
the shaggin wagon officially sounds like it could qualify for daytona ... #sofuckingloud #omg 
i really enjoyed red dawn ... minus the people behind us that said they can talk during the movie because they got there first . #smh #wtf 
USERNAME says the guy with a naked woman as his default haha 0_o 
i just ran into the charles manson clan in the retro rv o.o URL 
done skating , now watching a scary movie with my bestie ! natnatpaige #scared #boo #crazy @ home sweet home 💜 URL 
done skating , now watching a scary movie with my bestie ! natnatpaige #scared #boo #crazy @ home sweet home 💜 URL 
😂 😂 who assaults somebody on a walking trail #akward #stupid #weird @ starbucks URL 
USERNAME no puedo :o if i try , me cago lol 
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im in bed .. and its 6:50 . #wtf ? 
USERNAME hahaha . well that's good , i wish i was with ya 😵 
hell yea .. texas college & nfl teams ain't .. rt USERNAME the only real football in texas is 5a 0.o 
fighting=stress=weight loss=none of my pants fit me ! ! ! ! ! ! #wtf 
clinton needs to get these tractors off the green so that i can leave my car is blocked by a parade that has already been over #wtf 
USERNAME dude ! i said the same damn thing ! #wtf 
USERNAME shell pulling no punches ! calling out the refs ! :o 
.. dumb ass sosa song everybody going crazy over . 0_o 
USERNAME where's that at ? never heard of it 😮 
just took a hit off the blunt went down the wrong tube . all my hair stood up , mouth filled with spit and my nipple got rock hard #wtf #wow 
tf ... you call me bitch && then try to be in my face o.o ? ? ? ahaha nigga please ... ! ! ! 
my sister said i like hating on you . . o.0 that's good to know 
😯 🎸👞 #jam #2012 #boots #weareolivine @ tcb creative laboratories URL 
super excited for rachel to get back hoping i find a job n place n cleveland n its not too late to sign up for online classes **slacking :o 
another night stuck at home . time for some substance abuse . 😲 
its like my past life in kearny is happening all over again 0_o 
jello shots and time bombs 😄 😍 😵 😳 😂 USERNAME USERNAME #happyvashondays #reunited #lovethem #letsgetweird 
life of pi was such a good book i hope the movie is just as good 😯 
why the fuck is bdubs on a 10/15 minute wait #wtf #sopissed 
my dad gave me a $15 allowance today . :o 
egg nog latte from starbucks ! #omg & they actually spelled my name right ! #winning  URL 
i wonder if i ever met the person i am going to marry o.o 
i dont like when people stare at me o_o . i mean unless your cute ;) . . . .. .. if your cute , you could stare allday lonng :) ♡ lol 
anthony's casa smells like straight up hot sauce and chinese food o.o 
guess who just got an iphone 😎 😮 😇 😝 
lol still can't get over the fact that they thought me and cindy were twins xd ... i guess cuz both short ? o.o 
just blew a red pepper flake into my eye . #wtf #mindnumbingpain #spicyeye 
wait ! ! ! o.o do i have my headphones ? 
USERNAME just woke me up from the bombest nap by slapping me ! #wtf 
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i need to figure out the most strategic way to get all this stuff back to ru .... o_o 
USERNAME thank you . he doesn't seem to be the type of guy who would do a musical . dan does those . and the difference is huge :o o 
in desperate need of a girl's night ... going #crazy 
listening to the new deftones album prepping ifeature pro 5 for launch . o_0 
the domain ! hadn't been here since 3 summers ago :o 
USERNAME i am out of the college football survivor after that apple cup ! #wow 
USERNAME alabama i'm southern & country :o and omg yayy i know :d 
USERNAME ikr me too && o_o oh goodaness im lost when did this happen i thought i was single lls 
got measured for my bra size .... lmfao the lady was like o.o 
USERNAME wait .... do you ever ? ! ! ! 😵 
o_o embarrassingg i just saw one of my ex boyfriends 
hanging with some crazy long islanders tonight ... its gonna get #weird up in here 
so how was everyone's thanksgiving ? ? ? mine was great i went down a pound :d n i ate like five pigs #weird 
12 hour work day . i need a drink and some glee . USERNAME 😲 🍺 
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it's frightening how badly i want these #boots ! ! ! #fasion #shoes #booties #glitter #omg @ synderella's quartyrs URL 
how can one human being act all quiet and humble one day , and then turn into one crazy bitch ! ? :o 
just got deliberately checked out and cat called while walking in uptown with my mom ... really ? #wtf 
watching a 15 year old girl get botox . #wtf #unreal 
i can't stand the smell of ham anymore .. :o 
USERNAME they did . i went after the bar closed for groceries . #crazy 
babe , you know how to read spanish right ? :o im about to tweet something in spanish #googledictionary , #bo $$ ;* 
USERNAME aw ily but yesterday it said i wasn't following u and u weren't following me and i was like wot o.o 
, i been having the weirdest dreams lately 0_o . 
imagine if pac and biggy was still here ... #crazy 
USERNAME lol^^^^ you know it jk 😂 😂 😂 really ? :o i'm gunna start seeing her every wednesday . 😊 
shit man . . i miss school . this is rare :o 
selfies with ty pennington 😮 😬 😊 👍 #movethatbus ! ! ! @ city winery URL 
USERNAME dang i'm sorry i ain't do nothin to you lol 😯 
i think my weekend residential advisor is preggo ? 0_o 
watching some movie on syfy :o it's weird ! ! ! 😮 
USERNAME omg heartbroken . i hope i can make it through without crying #omg #igoodbye 
USERNAME :o you lying ! cus she told me she loved that letter ! thats why she gave me great head that same night ! 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ohh crap that was brooke not easton ! :o 
when my dad makes fun of my brother kyle >>>> 😂 he's 🔪 😵 me ! ! ! 
miranda cosgrove looks like micheal jackson to me .. :o 
just realizing that you sent your 1,000 tweet a couple minutes ago :o 
that miny death when u slip getting out tha shower 😲 
cuz found a wiccan star necklace in the backseat of my aunts car o_o 
me: i'm freezing ! mom: chill out ! get it ? that's a real knee slapper , no wait ice breaker ! #omg #weirdo 
me too , vice versa>>>rt USERNAME girls fall in love with my lips first ! #random 
those waitresses at benny's could get it though #whooii 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ask eastonia if you can go :o 
tonight we gone be on that other shit o_o USERNAME 
last episode of icarly coming on tonight :o ! ! 
random calls from people that i don't even know . #weird 
USERNAME what you mean you didnt eat on thanksgiving :o 
this #dog set in a very #weird #places #husky #fun #funny @ mo's house URL 
i hardly ever go on facebook now :o twitter beat facebook long ago 
my lil kuzzin on da fone wit dis boy n he got a deep ass voice n he only 14 years old . o_0 
the first episode of icarly aired after the high school musical premiere like 5 years ago . #crazy 
USERNAME exactly ! lol i just got here :d nd its packed :o 
"USERNAME mind blowing .. URL makin my add go haywire ... o.o 
my boyfriends dog es tremenda descarada . 😯 😯 🐶🐕 URL 
i saw the cutest chiuauaua it was so tiny ^.^ it was 1 year old and it was already pregnant and due next month :o i was like tf o.o ? 
not in a qood mood , i'm tired of this shit , i'm so fustrated :o qod please help me .... 
USERNAME #sweet :-) i would've never figured .... #random #cool :-) 
i had a dream i was eating sweet potato pie with adam levine ... o_o 
giordano is tha an italian name lmfao #random this game got me think bout it 
why did USERNAME delete his tumblr ? ! :o :( 
lol why do all these redneck ch boys think its so cool to hang out at sheets ? ? #weird 
i wonder from who i got my freaky side from o.o 
thanksgiving dinner from yesterday , there was no left overs ! o_o i love my big haitian family . <3 33 @ my house URL 
hooks , then pure fridays for the first time in awhiles o_o 
oh shit , im dead . 😂 😂 😂 😂 😵 
taking 24 volts of juice from a car battery is always what i've had in mind to take to my hand 😵 ⚡ 
off to san fernando valley :( imiss hollywood already :o 
that dream that i had while i was napping 😮 😮 😮 💦💦💦 😸 😸 😸 🚿🚿🚿 
o_o just had a weird moment with my little sister ............ i didnt know notorious had all that 
USERNAME you have never seen it ! ? #omg #comeover 
still shopping <<< ive been up & out since 3 this morning << #crazy ' #smh 
• you is also kind and impotant ... #thehelp #random 
it . snowed 0.o my . mommas definitely lying lol 
USERNAME let's hang at bertos house ill even pick you up . :o 
went to the mall to get one thing and the mall was still crowded .. 😳 😳 #omg 
soo you'll drive an hour to see me when i'm not home , but when were in the same town you can't manage to hang out ? #wtf #confused 
i'm not as dumb as you think i am sweetie #wow 
USERNAME o_o ... my stomach is about to explode . i feel like duckin & rollin off this chair into a ball .. 
i heard 40% everything in timberland next thing i know i had new timbs o_o 
all my toes are crooked now and idk why #weird #notcool 
USERNAME USERNAME just dm me daymoin :) && otay nia :o 
USERNAME i get like that when i'm alone o.o its weird like i get anxiety if i'm by myself 
there was a cute girl running at the cemetery , i kept seeing her when i was running :o 
everytime someone say #oomf a freak den sumbody else say and dat person neva respond bak 0_o tf bihh 
the account just favorited one of my tweets . what does this say about me . #adhdprobz #crazy 
so i decided that i am going to be tranferring schools :o , talked to my dad and he approved . 
USERNAME nigga i got bored ass fuck , i wasnt even trying :o 
do we care ? ? rt USERNAME soo i just ran into my track coach .. o_o 
USERNAME oh haha well you saying im black ? o.o 
im very tired didn't get any sleep really at my boyfriend house o_o 
why the fuck would you invite me to hang out with you and another guy ? #wtf 
my mom wants to talk to my girlfriend :o ! 
why does it feel depressing ? putting me in a bad mood :o 
i like to lead . i hate when ppl try to kiss and lead , just lemme do me . lol #random 
wow ! :o i was her first :o i kinda didn't wanna be the first :o 
USERNAME no the other sae that i know .. yes you ! :o ) 
USERNAME i know . i'm headed back tomorrow 😵 🔫 
USERNAME aww , babby girl ! just come to eastern hills ! haha . i just got home from work and i'm dead ... #blackfriday 😵 
daniel wants to come with me & my family to eat buffalo :o idk if its going be a good idea . 
USERNAME #wow are you actually back on twitter ? ! ? #omgz 
condoms are so expensive 😵 at least i use them though . 
the guys at jcr though :o . i'm so shocked ! 
oh wait ...... they don't ! o.o -__- <_< #sideeyefordays 
sad wen ur spouse pay more attention to their phone than their mate ! #random 
bill asked for entertainment but he's about to get pleasure 😯 
jarvis landry USERNAME made the best catch i have ever seen today . #wow #geauxtigers 
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shopping , movies with a new friend :o ) now party ! so tired ! 
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she touched my ass , and took a picture o.o #bestfriendproblems 
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awkward car ride to vegas since my friend is bringing my ex-boytoy 😵 
how my dad can see what i'm tweeting kinda creeps me out #wtf #how ? 
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chick so bad da whole crew wanna bone her >>>>> o.o 
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dude on facebook asked me do i have a skype o_o 
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#oomf changed a lot . she was so shy .. o.o 
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hot bath time ! 🛀 hope this will make me feel even more better ! ! 😯 
girls with boyfriends & messin around with they friends << #ignorant #crazy 
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black friday was a major fail & all you bitches are crazy . #gohome #crazy #tired 
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the sound of my cat cleaning herself <<< #wtf #nastyshit #sonoisy 
33 years old and still calling your husband 'my boo thang' 0.o #woahh 
o_o why did it go off like tht .. ? ? ? ? ? #trappedinthecloset 
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if opelika play neck or party like a rockstar one more time o_o 
just saw some chick in an oversized mens givenchy sweater 😲 
no way was the pilot of my last flight certified to fly 😵 😷 #firsttimer #rookie 
will be gone the next three weekends .. #omg #busylife #ohwell 
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attempting to watch sinister , pray for me ! ! o_o 
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yes ... love the penguins ... o_o love them ... 
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it's only 7pm & i'm already dashing weird bitters into my hands and huffing them to experience the aroma at the bartender's insistence . o_o 
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my family is getting me drunk at my sisters bday dinner lol 😲 
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this stripper just slapped fuck outta the lady with his dick ? #wtf 
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he said im on lockdwn nd we aint even 2gther .... o_o 
sometimes i just wonder what life was like before i met my bff .. #weird #boring 
the shiloh kicker hit a 62 yard field goal , that would've been good from 68 ! 😱 #omg 
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guy meets girl to guy meets girl , fucks her ,& meets another girl etc . o.0 
on another note: USERNAME -wtf is this #amishmafia madness ? ! the more i want to roll my eyes at it , the more i know l'll have to watch ! 😵 
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boys will crush your heart &&' walk away like nothing happened . --trustnoman✋ o.0 
jackass is the most stupid show i have ever seen ! #wow 
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he got me looking like this at these texts o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME there cant be one of im not at home anymore :o 
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when you have to wait for a pizza . #wtf 
#random , in just over 4 years between me making this account and my other one , there have been roughly 948 million other people who joined 
8hrs 45mins down ... 7hrs 15mins to go ! ughh , how am i gonna stay awake all night ? ? o.o 
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#degrassimemories manny getting prego's and criag was the baby daddy :o 
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fangirl attack .. attack attack attack attack o_o harry styles just followed me *passes out* 
start yelling at me in navajo ! ! ! ! :o 
. oomf said i'm out of his league ! o_o well idc i know what and who i want and its oomf . 
& didn't even know half of the number that was texting me ,,, o_o 
i got 2 hours of sleep last night yet i can't fall asleep ? #pleasehelp 😖 😵 
USERNAME i just feel like your twitter name should be USERNAME lol since your name dotty .. 😏 #random 
holy shit i haven't smoked yet today 😯 bout to change that ! 
why does my bf's dog insist on laying like this ? #weird #looksuncomfortable URL 
the things i do to get ungrounded ....... #crazy #sleepingoutside .. 
i just found 2 entourages in my pocketbook lol . #weird ! 
there's always some bullshit i have to see every time i log onto twitter . #wtf #godbless #annoying 
this is not going to end up good 😯 👎 
i've been to pasture parties and theirs nothing to do besides drink , smoke , and fuck o_o 
#random s/o to USERNAME for her new header . ! and for her being 6 days younger than me ;) 
i bought more stuff online . got me some new clothes , cigs , and alcohol . my money's like all gone now . kinda . haha ! #crazy 😢 😣 😱 😲 💔 
but for when things i should be emotional for happen , i usually dont care 0_o lol 
USERNAME ha cause it didnt make sense ha idk no te entiendo :o 
i just watched my tweet disappear before my very eyes . o_o 
my mom is watching this gold rush show about miners trying to find gold and all they keep talking about is the glory hole 😳 😯 
USERNAME woah woah am i hearing this from you 😮 . underdressed for a show is unacceptable 👊 lol 
girl was so ugly i had 2 close down the internet o_o 
USERNAME clearly your not a big enough fan to appreciate my enthusiasm . #wow 
USERNAME i'm dying if excitement ! ! ! ! #crazy 💃🎈🎉🎁 
watching twilight with mario i don't understand any of this . wtf is going on ? 😲 
orr if i was a mix of kellin quinn and jack barakat 0.o 
:o , omgee my phone acting up . i didn't mean to tweet that . #smh . i'm thinking out loud & shit . ewhh 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfaoo im not at home , there fore there is no party :o 
USERNAME what's your number i don't have it anymore o_o 
everybody was so ready to go home , now all y'all ready to come back to tally ? o.0 
squirrel and spaghetti ? ? ? ? ? #omg #eww #barff 
i can't believe how aggressive people were last night #crazy 
i've been at the mall for an hour now and haven't seen one familiar face .. #wow #shocker 
USERNAME lmao ! i might be little but im older . (i think 0.o ) haha but who is it ? ? :d 
helping my mommy cook was soo fun lol ready to tell be about this one . o_o 
USERNAME how ? ! i said you remind me of a cute little puppy :o 
thanksgiving tomorrow: wake up 😞 eat 🍗 sit down 💺 eat🍛 stand u 🚶 eat🍖 pass out 😲 eat🍴 wake up 😣 eat🍰 full . 😥 eat .😫 full .😷 eat ! 😭 
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USERNAME USERNAME subtweet king at his best . you will never know 0.o 
USERNAME USERNAME wtf did i just see ... 😵 😵 😵 
d . mn i pushed my lil baby cousin down the stairs o.o 
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USERNAME one step closer ? .... as in lp ? 0.o i can haz link to that ? 
USERNAME so am i seeing you at 8 :3 0 ? :o 
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USERNAME its on netflix ! ? ! you mean i missed what's going on for 3 months when i had it all along :o i like it better than porellasoyeva 
apparently .. i was a drink past wasted last night . i lost the e-cig and cant find me or lindz shirts that we wore . #wtf happened last night ? 
USERNAME dimples were r u guys at ! ! ! :o 
i can't cook without eating as i go ... i must get out of the kitchen now .. o_o .. 
i get soo pissed whenever i lose .. no matter what it is 😁 😯 
idk why i say sir and ma'am after everything i picked up from my cousins .. o.o 
with makeup on you're a perfect ten wipe the shit off what happens then ? o_o love a girl for her brain not her body ! 
this is in an airport terminal . #wtf #lasvegas @ fucking las vegas URL 
i actually put real clothes on for work ... why ? #wtf 
this place on my hand is getting worse . o.o 
i love my fake granny more than my real grandparents #crazy 
ever been on your timeline and be like damn when did i add him 0_o 
im running the turkey trot tomorrow in dtwn detroit #omg 
dad just said to my mom when she got home from work 😱 😮 🙀 #theworldisgonnaend #thisneverhappens #holyshit #imdone 
USERNAME lmfao :o .. entonces how are you gonna shower ? ? :o .. lol .. 
i think that was wayne playing on da phone 0_o 
today i put my car in reverse and it went straight and crashed into a railing #onlyme #badday #wtf 
USERNAME you guys did :o who was the two winning teams ? nd what team won the whole game ? 
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wheen im free theres nuffin to do but wen im busy erryone wants to party with me fml o.o 
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, sleepy nd pray my food hurry nd gett done :o 
USERNAME which olive garden are we heading to ? 😯 
the ring books resemble the matrix more than the ring horror movies . there was no ghost coming out of the tv at all o.0 
USERNAME sure it wasn't an iridium flare ¿ o_o ? ha . 
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wait my dad wants to hang out with me ? 😯 
USERNAME :o im about to make the strawberrie pie -.- 
could really use a girls night like the last one with USERNAME #crazy 
USERNAME omg ! that's not good :o was it through iv or the mask ? 
"USERNAME this hurt my head for about 30 mins URL what ? ? ? o_o 
USERNAME no one is going to favorite that . #suckstobeyou #sorrynotsorry #wow i'm a bitch . 
s/o to USERNAME he's cute (: follow him ladiess . #random 
tf ? there is people camping outside of best buy already ! ! :o 
USERNAME :o why u teasing me -.- rubbin it in my face >.< lol 
o.o i sort of am about 4,000 words or so from finishing the first draft how did that happen ? 
watching tom time josh and danny play james bond ..... 😵 🔫 kill me 
USERNAME my roomates and i were literally just talking about this last night #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME wtf ? :o i don't get booty tickled how did i ? xd 
was that tweet about me ? ! ? o.o #probablynot 
i've been hoopin since 1. i'm tired af ! 😵 
that awkward moment when someone send u a picture of shit ! ! ! #omg 
- USERNAME referring to diced pineapples by rick ross . #wow 
just saw a disel truck catch on fire and burn down #shockedd #wow 
i'm really in the mood to play basketball ..... #random 
according to my co-worker i look like the cat from caillou #wtf 
well this is a first ... my parents actually want me to go out and be social tonight #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME do i pop up in ur newsfeed babe ! ! ? ? :o 
this bitch said like my teeth budd she meant to say lms o_o smh 
USERNAME lol you gone be missin school too ? ! & where you goin :o 
omg :( i thought my allergic reaction went away but my arms still messed up :o i don't wanna go to the hospital ugh /: 
i aint finna lie but we got 6 freaking turkeys in my grandparents kitchen , as we speak ! :o o 
USERNAME yea right away - how would you like me to manage that ! ? o_o haha 
the picture melanny sent me o.o omg lmao speechless . 
well , good thing i'm headed south .. j . biebs has all of north 75 backed up for like 5 miles for his concert tonight . holyy crap ! 😮 
while everyone is home enjoying their break . i'm sitting in my dorm writing a essay for sociology 😭 😲 🔫 
wtf i gained 6 pound 0.o that better be muscle ! ! 
#thatawkwardmoment when you're at the store and see a cute guy from school that you don't talk to para nada & ya'll just look at eachother 😯 😏 
something about the house today genuinely spooks me . o_o 
oh my god im reading random sentences on twitter as sass/css selectors/operators . #wow 
this shit is ridiculous why can people just be on time for they're appointment ! #wtf 
kept beating me up . people have a thing for wanting to hit me :o 
USERNAME so have i poped up in ur newsfeed babe ? ? ? :d if yea sayy hello babe :o 
aunt joh just snap chatted me 😯 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
o.o i think i just said the most romantic thing ever to a girl 
so client is 30 minutes late ! still wants to get full highlights and haircut at 7pm on thanksgiving eve ! #wtf 
to the people who keep calling me ... you can stop now you would think after the 9th time of me not answering you would get the picture . #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME yes ! ! ! ! did u know whale vomit is worth money o_o 
saw a deer running for its life today on the highway #crazy 
what's gayer a man sucking dick or a man doing his nail ! ! ! 👬❗🍌 😮 
just sent USERNAME a message , i wonder if he will answer it ? ! ? ! :o 
and this is why you know what you are doing ! #crazy @ bethel church URL 
gan gan just sneezed and pissed all over herself ! #wtf #drunk 
walked into the kitchen , my dad gives me 10 dollars and tell me to to go akitas #random #notcomplainin 
USERNAME like in mail ? ? da fuq ? :o o #scratchinghead 
this house is so old , there's only like 1500 people in this small ass town , & one gas station . #wow 
USERNAME ahh no invitee ? :o & just asking . 
USERNAME he looked at me and his jaw dropped lol ! ! he looked like this --> 😮 
i only been in ❤ one time never been in a relationship it's crazy tho .... 😲 
USERNAME tonight . cause we close at 12 ? o.o so am i btw . 
so this girl on tumblr is rebloging pictures of girls who are skinny but think their fat . and im just o.o *bites outta sandwich* 
females are soo fake like how u talk shit bout someone and smile in there face who does that ? 0.o 
i remember when i went to the aventura concert ! :o 
URL haha me pissed this morning from no fog delay :p #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME idk o_o they turn it into fancy necklaces or rings or bracelets o_o 
just realized there's no one home o.o tf did everyone go ? 
did this seriously just come out of my little brother's mouth . is this real life ! ? ! #wtf 
after years of wanting to , i'm seeing wiz ... ahh ! 😍 😁 😝 😛 😵 ☺ 
- obsessive exes .. yuck 😵 🔫 #annoyed #havesomerespect #fuckyourself #playah #whatthefuck #sorrynotsorry 
people already lining up at kmart . smh #wtf #peoplethesedays 
i sounds like a frickin squeaky toy right now 😲 
- this other nigga is getting into a sleeping bag head first with 24 wild rattlesnakes . #wtf #theydumbasf ' better them than me though . 
getting hit on when your stuck in traffic by sick men my dads age<<< #ew #wtf 
sentada na #lincolnroad esperando a bunita da USERNAME quem passa na minha frente ... luciano huck o.o to falando , brasileirada tomando conta¹ 
beef o brady's smells so good walking into farrell's right now ... 😵 
javon said he's gonna take an upperdecker in my toilet o.o 
the nickname for crack is coral , ok coral really means cracks ok :o lmao no wonder yall can dance all night long >.< 
that's creepy i was just looking at those shoes on google tho o.o 
o_o ... thats yo ass mr . gladney rt USERNAME my mom just asked me what's that think syrup like drank in the refrigerator ........ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 
USERNAME that would be so fun :3 its a yes for me if i can get a ride ! ! :o 
first stage of my lovely sweet potato pies 😯 @ upper marlboro , md URL 
there are going to be 5 dogs at my house all week 😯 🔫 
my mom volunteers to have thanksgiving here but i swear it just turns into a stressful day cus everything has to be perfect . 😵 🔫 
happy thanksmas ? ! ? #wtf #torrington #connecticut #justno #house #christmas #holidays # @ the christmas house URL 
just walked over to the perry's house in the fucking dark and it's not even 7 yet .... #wtf #missummer USERNAME #twitterlessmaria 
USERNAME ahh someone wants to be funny :o ahh noo lol c: 
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an interview for a second job say whaa :o it's a damn good day today :d 
today's true life song . only i'm . it talking a out coke ... #newradicals #crazy #life URL 
USERNAME you didn't get bullied until you became friends with me ? ! 😵 why me ? ! 
USERNAME your challenger takes $58 ? ! ? ! ? :o 
#random i rmbr singing lady gaga's alejandro song to my cousin's friend on xbox live b/c his name was alejandro ! ! hahah . alejandro hated it ! 
o.o no respect rt USERNAME the cable guy just did #2 in the bathroom at the house ... so embarrassed for him ! ! 
turnt off my feelings and looked at the facts .* 😯 
today's true life song . only i'm not talking about coke ... #newradicals #crazy #life thoughts are running amuck . 
i can't believe i have to work on thanksgiving . #fml #wtf 
this girl gonna post a tweet saying some bout hella money but looking dusty & bummy as ever in her avi o.o where the money at hoe ? 
the awkward moment when you find yourself questioning if you should follow that certain person then they follow you instead . #weird lol 
USERNAME not only do you make shoddy hardware , when i call to pay you to repair it i'm told you can't fix your device . #wtf ? 
hitting the men streets of wellsville with my guy USERNAME 😁 😜 😋 😮 
o.o smfh my brother not coming till 2 hours . wtf boaa ? 
just woke up & tired lol #grass #outside #lights #suburbs #shot #wow @ smokey oval park URL 
<---- dieing of starvation like foreal ! ! ! ! :o 
how the fuck does this ugly cunt have a boyfriend and i'm still single oh my god . something is wrong with the world :o 
USERNAME she talks about my dad all the time apparently in that class :o 
but if she get greedy i'ma starve her to death 😵 
some dude at the airport drop off was doing push-ups in the middle of the road #wtf ? 
watchin the movie 2012 for the first time . 😮 😵 
😶 rt USERNAME that awkward moment when you realize these famous men used to be women ... o_o URL 
mr . steampunk wat r u doing with ur life there r dinosaurs on ur head #wtf #stahp 
there's a #cow staring at me o.o @ el vaquero URL 
dick so good makes me wanna put my name on it :o 
USERNAME should skype with me :o if you have time 
USERNAME omg dimpless have i gotten on ur newsfeed ! ! :o 
#wow awesome performance ! ! ! ! #music #guitar 😯 #fb URL 
someone rtd me frm sumthin i said ovr a month ago . o.o ? ? ? #late 
the embarrasing moment when when your mom starts dancing in the laundry and veryone is look at her :o 
USERNAME me too ! but i'm scared ! o.o lol 
man my whole body is sore for no reason #weird 
my sister told me ppl are already camping outside of sear :o 
USERNAME lmfao truu it is dark af thou 😱 bt see you fake 😵 
my mom funny i'm with her in the supermarket and these tie girls were looking and me and she said why you all in his grill 0.o lol 💟 
nerlens has 3 blocks in less than 3 minutes . #wow ! ! #weareuk #bbn 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME are we going to the phoenix too ? ? 0.o 
i just bought snacks and a polar pop at cricle k .. & it came to $6.66 o_o USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i got ralph lauren sheets but i didnt notice until now o_o 
so my cousin just got the galaxy ii for 97 cent at sam's ... #wtf 
have y'all actually watched rainbow bright ? ? ? ! it's not all happy & shit it's so crazy , & sinister ! ! 😮 
my mom clowning on people at the mall >>>> 😂 😂 😂 #omg #crying #hilarious 
it doesnt even feel like a wendsday night it feels like a friday night . o.o 
USERNAME ugh ima hit you up then ... & o.o come with me for thanksgiving ! a hahha naa coo doe . 
looking at memes while in class and using all my strength to not busy out laughing #firstworldproblems #sofunnythough #omg 
just ordered my new phone ! #galaxy #note2 #minitablet #phones #wow 
USERNAME i didn't know your mom was monica ! haha her and my mom and dad are friends :p i was at your house last night #haha #weird 
it hasnt even been a day how do you already miss her .... #wtf lol 
📲 😐 💢 😵 🔫 @ mickey's house ! ! ! :) (; URL 
USERNAME :o why not , come on . go ! ! ! ! 
o_o got gas for $1.39 yesterday ! ! ! too bad it was from taco bell USERNAME 
are you pink with envy #instafamous #instagramodel #cute #crazy #fun #friends #bejealous @ new yorker hotel URL 
no idea why you would even talk to her #wtf 
breaking dawn was amazing but gosh was it heart stopping . i about died 😮 
USERNAME wait .... you proposed o.o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 
USERNAME yeah they are lol i need a cover up tattoo o_o lol 
i hate that it feels like 9 but its like 7 #wtf 
USERNAME yea , i know , but i'm already gone . you gotta read the tl to see what i been through in the last few hrs ... smh #crazy . 
my grandma is dancing to lil wayne right now .. i don't think she truly understand the words to this song ... o_o .. 
#kroll 's #restaurant #your #mom #special #weird #wording @ kroll's diner URL 
i don't get why i'm shy sometimes ? ! #sonotme #weird 
i stay fucking wit boys wit names beginning with d . dreshone , deandre , dallo , darius , dajon . o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME me either , it's always stuck in my beard . lol kinda hard to explain sometimes 😮 
when my family tells the children the spinach is chocolate . #omg #messedup 
USERNAME that makes me look bad tbh . lmao . & you changed your username :o 
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USERNAME no invite tho ? 😲 😲 😵 😵 😤✋✋ y'all don't love me no more 😢 
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i'm bouta scream ! ! ! ! ! !🙉🙉🙉 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME if you think id save you one .. #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME jonny ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😮 😱 😱 😱 
i did not get a cell phone until my sophomore year in highschool now babies come out of the womb with iphone in hand #wtf #seriouslydoe 
i mean what did you expect . . . half day of school and i'm home alone o.o 
i did not think it was possbial but i found the 3 layer sagging .. coming near u soon .... #random <3 URL 
my moms making me clean my room because familys coming over . #wtf #imlazy 
USERNAME o_o i told you to give it to him ! 
in an hour or so imma be like o_o lol 
USERNAME can i be in you funny and fails o_o 
happy birthday USERNAME ! ! #food #italian #foodstagram #birthday #omg @ anthony's runway 84 URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME that sounded like an evil laugh ... what are you doing with the apartment ? ( o_o ) 
she can type her name in and see all the tweets guise :o 
i have to bake chocolate chip cookies tonight ! :o 
it was half sized and i didn't finish it , imagine if it was full sized o.o 
USERNAME some guy who doesn't follow me retweeted that :o and stfu ! 
oh dear . i think my dad took the puppy out for a walk ! <<<<< no ! ! ! that's like making a baby walk when they don't know how ! o_o 
i'm the only person in southwood and the evergreen and quad lots are completely empty . #weird #lonely 
ms . christensen gave my chaucer essay a 2/100 and now i have a b in that class #wtf #onlyb 
saw the #gangnam style video for the first time #wow lol 
USERNAME wow i never thought of her like that but now i see why shes a pe teacher o_o 
*son acts lik a ratchet ass hoe* 0.o lls wtf ! 
USERNAME shuud up , i know what im talking about :o just cause i got a little booty dont mean anything :o ._. 
i find it so weird that when i go pee my cat is taking a pee with me . o_o i love poof . xd 
heb the night before thanksgiving . #suicide #crazy #pecanpie #mashedpotatoes #foodie #fiancewithcartrage 
USERNAME USERNAME i dont ! i was like the heck is that ? o.o cx 
what's up with these kids posting dick pics on twitter #wtf 
tonight , is going to be , #awesome #amazing #crazy #ecstatic #reunitedbestfriends #thingsareboundtogetweird 
USERNAME hahaha bro mcdonalds would make double what they make now ! ! ! :o 
everytime i plan to get a new phone the phone that i already have start to act up or i loose it . #crazy 
USERNAME but mick theyre always funny cause your face is just funny ya feel :o #ohsnap 
elmo has resigned b/c he was having sexual relationships w/ underaged women ... #wtf and i grew up w/ elmo as a little kid ... #gross 
USERNAME so have you found out yet if your spending the night or not ? :o 
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i remember when i first moved here everyone thought i was a junior :o 
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layinn' downn ., den cousin calls fa mehh too comee ova ! iget deree ., she wants mehh too help her putt her teevee in her housee .. #wtf ? . ! 
omg hunter hayes , somebody's heartbreak playing at work #omg #fav 😉 😍 
"USERNAME USERNAME look at this taco pizza amazing :o URL where can i get this :o o ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME i can't believe you still have it ! 😮 
i just got my first letter from a college . i'm only a sophomore ... #weird 
i'm being a taxi tonight and i'm ok with that #weird 
in a bad mood , and when u ask me about it #itjustgetsworse #wow 
kikay . #selca #kayezitro #vanity #selfshot #familyday #wednesdayswithfamzee #random #vava @ city of cerritos URL 
i love ice cream snickers but the candy bar make my teeth hurt #random 
okay you're how old and you're hitting on freshman ? can you stay in you're grade plz and ty #wtf 
USERNAME always have those times when people send u pictures on snap chat accidentally , but u don't mind o_o 
there's something about being out in the country that makes me eat entirely too much . 😲 
USERNAME weather wise like hotter summers and freezing winters . and apparently some big war o.o 
how do u follow me , yet never respond to my tweets ... but respond to everyone else's ? ? o_o 
while i was sleeping 5 people followed me :o ' 
it feels like i've been doing my own thing by myself for the past 3 yrs ..... i'm not liking it very much anymore 👎 😌 😯 
minion sighting #minion #despicableme #dundassquare #dundas #toronto #downtown #random @ yonge-dundas square URL 
just came up with the best tattoo idea . #random 
why ? ! why would he do such a thing to his beautiful face ? 😲 😖 😞 URL 
mississippi sucks ! ! ! ! ! ! but i am kinda having fun #wtf ! wish i was with USERNAME heyy ladyys 
why come when i think about you my heart beats really fast ? :o 
after this whole school stuff i might see him :o 
the g . o.o . d . e . life (going out overdoing everything) the mixtape coming soon bxtch lets get it ! 
seems like your car rides better on a full tank of gas , #random 
if my work opened at 12am tomorrow night like half of these other stores i'd probably shoot myself . 😵 🔫 
so black friday is about bogo sales by one get one free #interesting isn't that the same as 2 for 1 #random #justsayin #fact 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME im almost died not even funny :o 
USERNAME this guy sick af . coughin up blood o.o jk but he was sick his ba d; 0 #personalproblem #sick #ew #homework URL 
i've been craving chinese food for like ever and my mom is ordering some now 🙏 😮 
do i want my heart broken now or later . #wow 
sentence maker: i was sent 3 turtles from niall horan because he wants me to eat it :o ... what did you get aha rt URL 
watching criminal minds & u hear a phone ring thinking its the tv show then u realize its coming from downstairs & your home alone 😳 😳 😫 😭 😥 😰 😱 😵 
USERNAME you really just asked me that on twitter o.o you nasty ! 
i guess we're gonna have to twerk in sweats and hoodies in chicago #wtf #pissed 
not my picture rt USERNAME USERNAME o_o y'all really got the poultry like that holding hands ? 
we walked n the hair store .. tink said lmaoo 0_o 
USERNAME USERNAME de veras eres tu ? ? ? ! ! :o 
spotte d: a baby gypsy in the mall . #wtf 
it must be your ass cus it ain't yo face 0.o 
USERNAME omg you called me beautiful :o <3 33 #starstruck 
USERNAME you are telling me . it's so boring ! ! 😲 🔫 
pull up to the scene with my ceiling missin 😲 
i don't like bacon that much 😝 unless its in a burger 😋 #random 
those ribs and mashed potatoes>> #wow colorado people sure can cook 
all that i have eatin today , is a half a bagel . i'm starving my butt off right now 😲 
sambo: oh . yeah . we haven't killed a dear this year yet . #wtf 
i need a new twitter name . . . . o_0 
sweet ass capri sun almost sent me into diabetic shot 😲 😲 
omg the shit she just called and told meh .... ! o_o 
we got a stocker on twitter o.o yikes ! ! ! ! ! 
if i ever had to run for my life , i would probably die . URL via USERNAME #omg 
i need a new twitter name . . . o_o 
my dad gave me some weed . o.o tf is happening to this family ! ? 
elon is so boring when everyone leaves . help me ! ! ! 😵 
i am dead ! ! ! 😲 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
o.o #oomf saw something they shouldn't have . lol i was serious though . oh well 
USERNAME USERNAME oh okayy thanks omg lucky ! ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME she is :o ) that's the fun part ! 
it's too late for a nap , right ? 😲 💤💤 
lookout tweeps ! ! the #holiday drivers drive amongst us ! please proceed with caution ! ! #happythanksgiving #becareful #drivers #omg 
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its funny how bitches have so much to say on the internet , but when you catch them bitches in person the be like o.o #scaryhoes 
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why little spanish guys like fat black women 0_o ? ? 
uh .. the tnt logo switched places between this episode and the last one… #random 
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edgars boobs are bigger than mine 0_o #notcool #boobless #ccupnation 
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USERNAME why are you talking about yourself like that ? o.o 
accidentally left my headphones in the washer :o o but they still work (; 
future's voice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even though i don't understand shit he be saying 0.o 
why can't i tag people in tweets ! ? #drivingmenuts #wtf #help 
my ex hanging out with my little sister .... #weird #freak #cradlerobber 
if this lady knew how ugly her boots are she won't even be wearing them right now . 😲 🔫 the crazy shxt you see at the airport . #eyeskiller 
my cousins came over . mann my lil cousin mariano keeps getting taller and taller everytime i see him o_o 
a charlie brown thanksgiving is on feeling like a big kid right now #random 
- his mom liked my picture o_o ohgosh ... lol 
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i must say that had to be one of the most awkward conversations ever :o 
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tim: are you cheating on me ? me: yeah with your other twin tim: wait 😳 😲 .. but tim tebow is in new york ? ? #thisnigga USERNAME 😏 
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my sister is walking around singing christmas music ... in russian . #wtf 
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when did my dad start listening to country music ! ? #weird #okwithit 
my dad just asked me if it would be acceptable of him to walk out of the house wearing basketball shorts & crocs ! ! 😵 🔫 #howarewerelated ? ! 
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time for a little #wow #pvp on the lunch break . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME o.0 who are you people . lol 
the compliment oomf gave me today was so cute , he rarely compliments me o.o 
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USERNAME a android tablet ! ! ! :o i'm so exited ! ! ! :d :d 
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edelina texted me saying she had turtle chocolates for dinner :o haha 
just brushed my hair for the first time since saturday ., ... ouch 😵 😷 😳 
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i want to go on a date tonight #random & probably not going to happen ! 
USERNAME USERNAME bands gojng to make her dance ? ? ? ? 😯 💴💵💴 
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my mothers not making a meal tomorrow ! :o ! 
love it when my costumers forget to tip me .... #assholes #wtf #idontworkforfree 
spent 300 on clothes to celebrate my phase 2 status and now black friday is coming up :o 
i'm exhausted ! ! ! is it 6 yet ! ? 😵 
my dad was just talking to my box turtle ... o.o 
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it's cool . take the car when i'm clearly the only one who pays for gas . #wtf #pissed 
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food 4 less is so packed and saw a lot of familiar faces :o 
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girls w/ big lips . >> good at one thing only . 😮 
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cece's story about her sister is so sad ... :( #omg .. #tearingup 
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if a girl name dominique liked me ......... how awkward ! o.o 
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i wasnt in sight for this kid to tell me thankyou and he yelled . 0.o 
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if you put dot dot dot et the end of your text , oomf would gt mad o_o 
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publix ran outta carts fot like 4 hours today ! #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME girl ... you are preaching to the choir right now . o.o 
so are people voting on people singing or how much each singer and their can family blat the hardest #wtf #xfactor 
there are people camping outside of best buy . camping . already . #crazy #blackfriday 
this is so weird every time i think about someone they end up texting or calling me o_o #creepy 
my dad knows 3 stories and rotates them once every five minutes 😵 
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#oomf just asked me to makeout with them ........... it was matt o.o 
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woww almost one year :o and his mom still loves me more than ever . omg record . 
wondering about life , galaxys , universe , and who else is out there o.o 
USERNAME when did u start caring bout grades ? 0.o 
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listening to music off my old phone , never knew this shit was on here #weird 
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USERNAME don't i need to be in chorus though ? :o 
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i come to my dads and forget socks , underwear , and pajamas ! ! ! #wtf #iforgeteverything . 
over a week with less than 5 hours of sleep a night is starting to catch up with me 😮 
omg her hair is red and green o.o christmas tree ? 
i like her hair but i'm pretty sure she cut up clothing and taped it together .. #wtf 
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USERNAME tazo peach tea withdrawal .... help ... 🍑 😲 
i am swole that i have to wait until tomorrow to make this baked cheesecake because my gram took my vanilla 😮 
when my mom plays with the turkey <<<< #wtf URL 
my mom and dad are so perfect ... i hope to be like them someday after 26 years ! #crazy 
i love how you told me you'd go with me .. #wow 
kevin fowler is in town #wtf whyy didn't i know about this ? ? ? ? 😥 
home sweet home . dinosaur bbq means that everything is right again in the universe :o ) URL 
i wonder if dad heard me and tori when we cussed out clinton this morning o.o ..... we said some bad things :o lol oh well idc 
sure , i haven't watched titanic yet ... but i watched the exorcist of emily rose today & holy poop , that poo is freaky . o.o #neverwakeupat3am 
one min you don't like them then the next they your bruh or your baby sis o.o really . 
i hate the smell of bleu cheese ... but i like the taste of it tho #random .. 
lol , i remember when skyler told me that jordan was on #teamabby now ! i was like 😵 😠 😡 😤 😒 ... 😄 ok ! 👍 
i told him to stop bothering me it wasn't my fault :o 
i doubt any san diego bars will be able to compare to bruno's in rolla tonight ......... o_o 
refs are throwing the game . luke get a foul ? nba refs sucking tonight . if denver can't win , you wanna give it to them ? #wtf #wolvesunited 
i come home to two brand new cadillac suvs in my driveway ... #wtf #wearenotballin 
i just woke up from the biggest nap son . that last plate of food killed me 😲 
USERNAME why weren't you at my house at this time ? :o 
flights been delayed . #wtf i just want to get home 
USERNAME yup emojis are important ! they could save a life during some conversations :o 
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i hope one day you choke- on all the shit you talk ! 💁 😲 #sorrynotsorry #suckstosuck 
did nolan just call me blondie , bite me , and steal my jelly beans ? #weirdafternoon #wtf 
hate girls that take pictures and try hard to show their boobs ... just stop #stupid #hoe #random 
i just heard that's wuht she said in a song o.o #songsthesedays 
people say sometimes my eyes are blue o.o like today someone said they looked blue like what :o ? ! i didn't know my eyes ever looked blue lol 
just got the longest lecture from my drunk mom about how i am a scrooge and i need the past & present to visit me . #wtf #gotobedmom 
USERNAME obsessed with him . he may not even be a real person o.o 
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my sister is super pretty like what the hell happened with me o.o 
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1 month till the end of the world ! o.o 
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this kid keeps snap chatting me , i don't know him .. and he isn't even cute . #wtf #weirdo 
american horror story today ^.^ excited to see whats happening in the asylum ! o.o #amercianhorrorstory 
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dude i haven't ate all day and i'm still not hungry tf . i'm always hungry o.o 
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my granny drivin us to the store 😐 😑 😮 
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patrick just told me told me 0.o this kid ! ha 
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USERNAME …wait that’s not where the syrup goes ! :o 
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USERNAME umm yeah i dunno what he will do ? :o you should have gone 
i believe in love at first sight because it just happened , i'm in love :o 
i came to take my sister out to see some old friends while she's in town . mom automatically assumes we're going to go buy drugs . #weird . 
USERNAME i wanna re down load it bur i need wi-fi for some reason o.o 
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nvm . i keep forgetting he's got scabies ! i'm not trying to have bugs under my skin laying eggs :o ! poor thing . 
idk who to cheer for right now ! :o #bucks #heat 
yo , i be forgetting a lot ovf shxtt ! 😮 
this lil boy just tried to holler at me on fb ! he bout 13 ! -____________- im so done ! do i rlly luk that young ! -_- #wtf #babyfaceprobs 
i think there's more problems in the world ? :o 
USERNAME USERNAME brad's sister's hair needs to go ! #wtf #yourenotblonde #foolingnoone 
my mom growls at her co-workers . she wonders why people think she's weird . #wtf 
all work an no play makes bradley go ... #crazy 
my brother didn't even let my mom finish explaining the story he just drifted out the house :o 
this is the first time in a year ive been grounded . and im doing crazy on day 2. #wtf 
haven't talked to #oomf all day .... umm ? 0.o 
USERNAME i am also confused . why would you wanna be hung over on the biggest eating day ? ! ! you'd throw up ! ! ! ! ! ! #crazy 
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USERNAME i mean really ? who the hell does that . 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME but we dont gaf what she like and dont ! 0.o 
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would you be surprised if i told you that you could get drunk or layed without tweeting about it ? shock level #mindblown 0.o 
why is her teeth half white and half yellow ? ? o.o 
found out someone stole my debit card numbers and money out of my account #wtf #fuckingdicks #bankprobz 
USERNAME try kody allen at wvu . it doesn't work like that . okay try dakota allen at wvu 😲 🔫 
what ? ! i have 3k tweets ? ? ? o.o 
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USERNAME wow . just to think i was gonna buy you ice cream for christmas ... 😮 
USERNAME thx ! ! i'm already in my bed , but i have to get up , pack & buy some presents :( leaving at 4.50 tomorrow ! ! :o omg ! ! happy holidays ! 
am i dreaming or is full house really on tv right now ? ! ! 😧 😮 😮 😮 😦 
#wtf #nba #refs are determining game by no calls and crap calls . #nuggets apparently can't win w/o help 
just saw a girl who looks like one of my guy friends . o.o 
USERNAME :o i feel like i just jumped time ! 
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my stomach is breaking out in gives again .. #wtf 
i can't see my avi when i tweet . o.o 
in the happiest girl in the world and that's no exaggeration #wow :) 
USERNAME what ! ! ? ? ? .. #omg that sounds scrumptious ! 
tired afinuck ! man i really do not wanna work tomorrow 😩 😵 no food for me til midnight 😞 
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it only happens at night time when my tooth be aching #wtf #fml 
my sister would say she wants a 1direction necklace and shirt for christmas o.o 
kailyns coming over friday saturday sunday .. omg 😮 😵 i actually get to see her lmao . 
omg the dog whisper tried to kill himself ! ! o_0 
if i was ugly to the point when i don't wanna see myself why the hell would you put your fuckin pic on twitter i'm so serious :o 
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USERNAME lol i be asking that too o.o i juss dnt understand what be going on lol but ima see you tomorrow kuszo :) 
USERNAME my bad i thought you were seeing the spurs game :o 
this mall only consists of louis vuitton prada polo fendi tagheuer versace and other shit i don't know about :o why are we even here 
USERNAME where the hell are you ? that is heaven . o.o 
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new episode of USERNAME on tonight #omg #yay gonna watch it by myself #brave 
carly rose .. what ! 😳 😵 #sogood #favorite #xfactor 
USERNAME but i-i'm afraid to look at it ! i think it just growled at me . o_o 
people down my tl mad for no fuccen reason . get the dicc out yo butt and be happy for a chance . unless .. o.o you like dicc up yo butt lmfaoo 
USERNAME hahahahahahahahahahah . try me . whatcha gonna do ? push me down the steps ? ! ? ! o.o 
i still can't believe it will be thanksgiving in 2 hours .... #wtf #where2012going ? 
he bought my mcflurry in this vig cupp o.o idk how but thanks <3 URL 
it'll never be another goodie mob and outkast .... #random 
when taryn speaks 🙉🙀 😵 😲 😑 😖 😁 😣 👎 #shutup 
USERNAME i thought you didn't have a twitter ... o.o #shocker 
i hate when USERNAME makes me listen to country music ! 😵 🔫 
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oh this is so awkward why is my abuela talking to me while she is just wearing her panties and a shirt like c'mon son ! ! ! 😱 😑 😦 😲 😵 😶 😩😫😷 
my dad is seriously so annoying . i don't care how to cook a damn turkey ! 😳 😵 🔫 
my arm been twitching since last night ! o.o whats going on ? 
rt :o nce again USERNAME is doing a great job with the teens on USERNAME plz follow me ! #britneysteens i voted for your teens . 
matt barnes never played like this with the lakers #wtf 
my phone just vibrated for no reason what so ever . #weird 
suddenly matt barnes is good at offense , too ? #random #clippers #fuckyou 
2 years ago odom would close or games ... now he is on the bench watching ! #wow #timehaschanged 
ran in to shihan jones at a gas station in globe . #weird . #imisshim /: 
that was a bullshit lay up how are you guys going to hold my man perkins jersey and not call it . #wow #fuckbarnes 
lol every time i tell key to clean something he gota sing the clean up song the wholee timee ! ! ! lol o_o 
he said he got a crushh onn me . . . ! o.o 
#oomf need sum dick in dey life ... dat or sum kitty kat ... i think deyd take either one o.o 
USERNAME why'd you change it in the first place ? o.o .... 
longest day everr ! ! ! i'm ready to k . o . #dead 😩 😲 😴 
all she has to say is this sandwich is good #wtf #americanhorrorstory 
#wtf ? ? who says this in ask . fm ? ? “USERNAME you should really kill yourself — ok babe URL 
my mom said i better get her that t . v from best buy or i ain't getting food :o 
when you& your dad get so bored , you play uno . #wow 
USERNAME i don't know what you're talking about , i would most likely faint 😲 
i think i might be sick .. i found a book i actually like . #weird #neverhappenedbefore 
USERNAME if i actually had money , i would be one of those people because i am a bit #crazy . plus it is fun . 
USERNAME did you clean yours yet ? :o better get on it if you want dairy queen :p 
honestly can't believe the person that is texting me right now ! lmfao . #weird #random 
i opened my safari and the first thing i see is an image on an old lady eating an orange popsicle #wtf #wasntme 
how can you be so good to someone and they still can do you so dirty ... haha . i don't get it . #wtf #havefun #regretit 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :o well okay just because is abbys birthday ! ! ! ! 
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rick is a professional rapist . his biggest fan 12 😂 😬 😮 
USERNAME oh saweet :d i'm gone on thursday only :o 
they said he'll be out indefinitely . i heard next week . um so indefinitely is the same as next week ? #convoswithmyfamily #wtf 
i don't like chocolate but i will eat a mcflurry o.o 
rt :o nce again USERNAME is doing a great job with the teens on USERNAME plz follow me ! #britneysteens i voted for your teens . 
:o let me start packing my shit before nasir take everything :o o 
i've always wondered what it felt like to od .. o.o just curiousity so don't trip . 
we talk for 24 hours straight one day then dont talk at all the next . #wtf 
USERNAME i swear this said something else when i first read it o.o 
USERNAME literally saw this and it came on . #weird 
you walkin in the street so now you a street nigga lls #crazy 
when he brought me the thing this morning i started blushing :o cutest thing everr i swear <3 i blushed (>•<) <3 
but ive never seen a guy with blue hair .. o_o ... URL 
USERNAME o.o party at katt crib ! ! ! ! ! ! 
when the kid your babysitting does there homework #wtf #idontdomyhomeworkuntilsundaynight 
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my face feels sunburnt and i haven't tanned .. ? #weird 
USERNAME have you talked to la tori yet ? :o 
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USERNAME you're a walking thirst trap . lol *licks parched chops* 😲 
thanksgiving eve , baking , listening to luke brian .. #crazy #teamfollowback #ivegonecountry 
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sleep medecine ? ? who wants to sleep when theres #blackops2 ? ? ? o_o 
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USERNAME *shrugs* it oddly turns into a long story o.o 
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everyone always tell me that i get bigger and bigger everytime they see me o_o 
throwing up due to this american horror story .... 😵 😵 😵 
laughing so hard that i'm actually crying 😅 😂 #wow #loveit #duckdynasty #favoriteshow 
american horror story always keeps me on edge 😳 😮 😱 #suspenseful #americanhorrorstory 
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USERNAME 😥 i know ! ! remember last year ? ? oh wait , you were on #smashleystatus 😵 lol #gobblegobble miss you ! 
at la villa wit brian , salina , and kenny :o 
USERNAME USERNAME uhm no chick named kim told me ? o.o ... it's just common sense . 
USERNAME right ? i have to work tomorrow at 8 :3 0. 😵 🔫 
get ta fakin round da holidays like we so close o_o bitch ian even know we was related 
i dont know if im short or tall :o :( 
eat breakfast . fly out of victoria at 10am . plane delay . four hour flight . arrive in toronto at 7 :3 0pm . #weird 
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USERNAME i am not mean .. lol . i'm the nicest person ever :) just ask anyone .. #sarcasm o_o .. 
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rt :o nce again USERNAME is doing a great job with the teens on USERNAME plz follow me ! i voted for your teens . #britneysteens 
me- dad your drunk as fuck right now dad- i'm prime not drunk #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME will it make u sick if u forgot a bag of inerds in the turkey ? ? ? o.o 
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#it takes me forever to finish cleaning my room , i get distracted by everything i find ! o.o 
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there's exactly one month till the world ends :o -.- 
did you guys go home for the holidays ? me and audrey haven't seen you guys all week :-o yikes 
USERNAME i know cause your lame imma shoot you 😲 🔫 
this girls calls me a jerk like wtf did i do to you ! ! #wtf 
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i am legitimately afraid of winter ever since my spokane ditch incident . i'm glad my moms driving . o.o URL 
apparently i lost some color this winter ? she thought i was irish ! ? #asian #mutt #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME they better watch out ! 😶 😶 😶 😯 😧 😬👊💢 
downloads chief keef mixtape ..... listens to first track ... 0_o ...... delete . 
USERNAME we get to look up at the sky ! ! ! :o 
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does kirko bangz have a kid ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
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USERNAME do you have a phone so we can text ? :o 
it takes my brothers so much to really be upset so when they are i'm just like ..... :o o 
USERNAME bcuz my mommy has to work . -______- ha we can't get fucked up :o 
honestly going to have too much food tomorrow ! already have 3 pies , chocolate covered strawberries and cookies that's just some desserts 😮 
:o i just got the only craving for a tres leches cake 
these fools got me doing funeral detail tomorrow ! ! ! o_o 
i'm so excited , cuz i've never seen one ! 😵 🌠 
i actually have no idea who this person is . pretty effing hilarious ! #random #bootsybellows @ bootsy bellows URL 
seeing teenagers come from my building ? #wtf when did you guys get here ? #newpartybuddys ? 
you let someone use your phone n the next thing you notice twitter has been locating you ever since #wtf #stop #turnitoff #wah #neveragain 
USERNAME :o yay lol jk . well ... have fun :) 
USERNAME lol & i thought i was lame ! jk sometimes i try to talk in different accents :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME we better stop , he's #oomf o.o 
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i swear me & my bestfriend can read eachothers minds .. o.o 
do i get to see USERNAME and USERNAME tonight ? 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME random thought ... paint up for the game ? 😯 
cleaned my ears and now i can't hear out of my left one o.o wtf . 
why am i so tired ... o_o ... #whythehell #aging #notlikeolddays #timeforsleep 
lmao i just told my dad he looks at me like wtf ? o.o 
i wonder who got a crush on me o.o . . . . 
why do guys always compliment me on my ass and boobs .. ? o.o kinda creepy 
USERNAME USERNAME and lmao only you samantha ! poor loose vagina :o 
USERNAME whatever alexis has told you is a lie . ! ! ! :o 
the last time ill ever see you is tomorrow #crazy 
i was told by some beautiful guy in the mirror that i should be a model for hollister :o 
i've had 3 starbucks celebrity encounters , but why can't i get somebody relevant ? like zac efron 😵 😳 
wtf happened to my dogs mouth ! ! 😂 #lmfao #lmao #weird #dog #chowchow #goldenretriever @ melaniepaige's home URL 
not drunk tho . jack 'n' box probably won't be as life fulfilling . oh snap . i haven't boozed in a almost a month . #wow #nobooze 
im getting tired of losing my best friends from home ! ! ! ! ! #badnight #wtf 
USERNAME lmao fucking drunkie :o con tu chilee lmfaoo m ~ 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfao soo funny ! its gonna happen if she doesnt stop being such a vagina :o 
shady people .. ain't nobody got time for that . #smh 😲 
you gotta be kidding me ... #bestbuy #crazy #line #blackfriday @ best buy URL 
USERNAME you don't even have the game ! ! ! ! 😯 
USERNAME do it ! though only fun if you have a cray cray family 😵 😵 😵 
"USERNAME USERNAME someone got a crazy text :p URL like i have saggy tits ... o.o 
USERNAME 最近どうですか？( ^_^ )v how are things in japan ? i miss it so much , haha . not much new here . 退屈しています。( o_o ); じゃね ! 
i think i'm hungry , but i don't feel like it .. #weird 
so harbaugh is going with kaep damn thats crazy ... the kaep era might've begun .. #crazy #49ers 
USERNAME his voice is sexy :o his not that cute ill give u that 
likely i would b in a hoodie drinkn a drink with USERNAME kids krazy happy thanxgiving dekalb i dont miss yu lol 😵 
getting followed by some creep on my way home << #wtf 
at the bar and a man and wife are celebrating there honeymoon here #wtf #thismaygetoutofhand #brogetoutofhere #onlyinprattville 
i'd be glad to take you back ... just as soon as i stop breathing . 😵 
my mama hacked my facebook , had me looking like o_o 
only one month til the world ends ! :o do you believe ? #apocalypse #dec21 #endofdays 
why ? you tried and last time it didnt go well at all ? why would you go backk #wow #extremelyconfused #yourchoicetho 
USERNAME i won't unfollow you lol . but really doe . you two make up already . :o #cutecouple 
0_o say wat now ? ? ? cum again ? ? ? twat ? ? ? 
yanno i thought i was over all of my shyness , yet i can't bring myself to message #oomf #imnevershy #wtf .  
USERNAME USERNAME good advice ? are you thinking about drinking tonight jamie o_o 
this retard driving a maroon grand am screaming at people #wtf #psycho 
just saw a 15 eat old on ig who had 235k followers . that's sick , my kid won't have an ig if there are creeps like that . #weird 
popcorn cost 10x more expensive at the theaters but it taste 10x more better inside the theaters :o 
i've been talking to him every single fucking day lately :o 
my life is like a fucking reality tv show #omg 
same random dude: what is with men today ? o.o 
USERNAME we didn't know if we were gunna be awkward :o 
let's try this again . first weekend since summer not getting #weird w/ USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
no , i won't follow back your avi is scary o_0 
that chick is really gonna walk by me . shoulder check me . and not say excuse me . #wtf #bitchwheresyourmanners 
what the fuck ! joey off of full house has a husband ! >.< #omg who knew ? 
wow everything is pissin me off about jason o.o fuuck ... haha 
why she teasing w/ my frosty ? 0_o (@ wendy's) URL 
USERNAME guh i know you high as a kite 😮 💨 
this nigga 19 years old with a 13 year old girlfriend , fuckin arrest him ! ! o_o 
spending my night at my pops bar . 😘 😲 celebrating his 5th book . #phuckyodaddy #mynightst @ little five points URL 
ohh yeahh , whatt happened to him ? :o rt USERNAME the match was pretty good just feel bad for that one guy 
USERNAME so i just discovered that you are mysteriously not on my following list anymore . and when i try it says 'forbidden .' #wtf 😳 
USERNAME i don't think it is . :o & yeah we should ! christopher needs to get his license . -___- lol 
my sister is gunna go crazy with out starbucks in december 😮 
i barely eat fast food , and when i do want it i have to have it #weird 
solo is that girls avi , what i think it is 😵 😵 what the hell 
i dont even understand how to use snapchat . #wtf 
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i've seen this movie 3 times and i've cried each time . #wtf 
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USERNAME paul george nine 3's :o pacers back on track 
i can't believe i liked her o_o she's soo basic ! smh at myself .. 
when you in drive thru and the order taker person is way to excited #weird 
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USERNAME forget what i said ! there are some serious changes in the plot ! :o 
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USERNAME u a soup bwoi ? :o never told me bout this . loll 
USERNAME i think i know someone that might go . :o 
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days when i do have school i can't sleep . days i don't i'm tired at 10 :3 0 😳 😵 🔫 
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cece frey has like no lips ... the top one is super small o.o lmfao 
USERNAME :o ! ! ! ! ! ! 12 essays ! ? and here i am complaining about this 1 i have , smh 
* big smile on face . * - grandma o.o #hesnotmybf . 
that foo tryed to say i hate on him ! 0.o 
wtf is wrong with people making a line tonight o.o no life 
go ahead , unfollow me . i banged your girl 😵 
USERNAME o_o u didnt realize that before ? xd d 
i didn't know USERNAME coached basketball for illinois ... #weird 
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funny thing about thanksgiving is i don't even eat that much .. #weird 
USERNAME umm ... what time will you be here then ? ? :o 
USERNAME lol , i didn't even notice him until you tweeted that :o 
screamin do they sale those half off ? ? lol ! ! ! #random 
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USERNAME but he could try and rape you ! :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME will always be boyfriend of the year #winning #toocute #wtf 
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would go to the mall wit my best friend & end up wearing the same maroon #express v neck from like 2 years ago #random 
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USERNAME that's what you had on at jessicas :o ? damn ! <3 33 :x 
finding ugly weird ass pictures that you don't remember taking .... #whitegirlprobs #wtf #random 
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so my car won't turn on really ! ! ! # 😲 🔫 
USERNAME it's the prodigy's birthday 😯 😯 😯 ? ? ? 
he said if he could kill one person and get away with it it'd be you #crazy #sad #dumbbitch 
nakakainis naman eh andun na oh konting takbo nalang eh hindi ako umabot umalis na yung bus ! o.o 
is that ya pussy smelling like that 😵 😲 🐟🐟 
when she tells me i'm crazy i look at her like o.o who me ! ? 
USERNAME i was tryna make you feel bad about yourself being lame you ass ! lol im not sure how that could've even helped :o #fail -.- 
USERNAME i do it lol its fun asf lol cause they be like wtf is wrong with you o.o 
they really about to close in like 5 minutes and i'm stuck here with all this food waiting for him 😑 😲 😐 
i'm gonna pregame to play some xbox with USERNAME #crazy #thanksgivingbreak 
my mom gets so into this american horror story and i have no idea what's going on #wtf 
hate wen i get out on my i own and start this o_o 
USERNAME lmao , hahahaha our moms are goons ! ahahha what if we both get buzzed though ? :o 
USERNAME what is going on with your picture ? ! o.o 
my sims are so terrible in this game . the wife is a whore who with the entire world and her husband is apparently oblivious . #wtf 
just did the turtle tot in my basement with USERNAME #wow #losers 
its past my bed time & i aint even tired :o 
USERNAME it's never too much when it's this good 😵 #foodcoma lol 
there was literally a pink bloodbath in the shower ! :o 
USERNAME why would i kill you lol ? o.o what did you do ! ? 
honey boo boos mom did all that shit this summer and she was pregnant ... #wtf how'd she not lose her baby . #crazybitch 
why does the turkey trot have to be so earlyy ? ? ? 😵 🔫 
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USERNAME okay american horror story was fucked up tonight ! ! ! ! ! 😮 
wake up eat my food . go over ronnie eat his food . have someone bring me food . go over my granny's house eat her food then imma be full . 😵 
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this is random but i've never been to prom or homecoming o_o 
watching honey boo boo for the first time ... #wow 
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opening bands are almost always at least twice as more interesting as headlining acts . why is this . #wtf 
damn i forgot all about that lil game i was playin on facebook o.0 
lmao my mom is so drunk ! ! ! :o 
this is the first year in 3 years where i won't be having thanksgiving at the cuevas's . #weird 😳 
my mom just had another facebook drunk post 😵 #deargod #isthisreallife USERNAME USERNAME 
i guess its hard to come across real niggas now a days . a lotta yall suspect ... o_o 
wiz in mac and devin go to high school is so sexy 😍 #omg 
i wanna go home already :o these niggas trippen -.- 
damn how young could i look ? ? ? ? #weird ! @ ihop URL 
USERNAME USERNAME why am i still in these tweets haha #wtf #really #confused 
i'm surprised ppl aren't in line a week before . every year is even more #crazy 
how did you know i was talking about you :o 
USERNAME my mom's initial response after trying to convince her: #random 
USERNAME yes really ! :) and wtf you talking about you've always been in the game ... :o 
#tbt when me and my friends used to get on chat roulette .... 😱 😵 
USERNAME i heard this guy is a stud . :o 
seems like everyone catching that young swine flu ! :o 
listening to my father talk about good looking women #omg 
i admit i know the right things to do but sometimes i just get bored of doing it #random 
should have just went ahead and named USERNAME aww damn ! 😵 
like , she really has no neck .. . o.o 
im having a huge de ja vu moment right now o.o 
you know the world is too darn small when you meet someone you used to know in msia here . whut :o 
like he is with his homeboys and im just here . my girlfriend is idk , my lover sindy is idk , my cousin is idk :o 
the shit that you hear come out if people's mouths at wegmans #myjob #wow 
her: you have a deep voice .. me: i do ? her: *deep voice )you sound like this .* me: o.o 
what ? ! USERNAME has more tweets than me :o she's had a twitter for a shorter time than me . 
“USERNAME video is even better , you'll watch this four or five times . sideline kid gets free candy boobs URL lmaoo 😮 
my status about being lazy got at more likes than i thought it would . you people understand me . #wow 
casually redesigning my resume at 11pm over thanksgiving break ... #random 
USERNAME i want her ass cause its looks better then her face :o lmao 
USERNAME umm i think not . i don't do shit like that ... it wasn't that . smh .. #wow #holyswearwords #dontlikeit 
USERNAME lies ! ! ! ! ..... when ? o_o 
black friday frenzy begins ! ya hay gente acampando fuera de best buy ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME :o omg you are cute <3 3 ommg ! ! ! wthh ? ? yourr geogrrgouss 
tf is wrong with demi lovatos make up ? ? ? ? 0.o lmaoo stfu 
USERNAME USERNAME why don't we both marry him and be sister wives #weird #whutevs 
i have never actually seen my face . only though pictures and mirrors . how do i know that i really know what i look like ? o_o 
is it bad that i'm having second thoughts .... 😯 
lmao so apparently i said you wanted to get with me ... to bad it's that i wanted to get with you . #youaredumb #ineversaidthat #asshole #wtf 
my oldest brother listens to rap now ! #omg #epic 
there are lines still to get into #twilight at the movies .. 5 days later .. #crazy 
USERNAME and you didnt take me ? :o thats fake ! 
USERNAME i'm beginning to think u work at a bar . :o 
have to spread the word that chicago is an awesome city ! ! why haven't i ever visited before ? ? ! #chitown #thanksgiving #crazy #fam 
this dude is really just letting them rip in the break room . #wtf #areyoukiddingme 
my mom just asked me if i liked led zeppelin more than metallica #havewemet #wtf #theanswerisalwaysledzeppelin 
hole in the wall peed on a wall and kids throwing up #omg #letskeepgoing 
made 5 pies tonight ! ! ! #wow #gonnagetfat ! 
i wanna take an online drivers ed class . is it free ! ? :o lol i doubt it . 
trying to get real #weird with my dudes USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
literally you're missing out if you've never done karaoke 😮 🎤🎉 
my cats a bitch and won't listen to any commands i give her #wtf 
deb wants him to kill the blonde ! #dexter :o o 
meth can help fight the flu ? wtf haha #wow 
USERNAME he needs a slap across the face 👋 😵 
the awkward moment when the girl you used to talk to subtweets you about wanting to sleep with you , an then your new girl retweets it o.o 
they never knew by avenue you is about me . so you all know . #omg 
this traffic makes me appreciate the slow old people in bradenton #speedy #impatient #crazy 
most awkward moment of the night goes to the girl who bit my hood and pulled it down . #weird #thirsty 
USERNAME :o yess ! nick you know USERNAME im proud if u 
sometimes i put USERNAME at the end of my tweets cause sometimes they go towards oomf :o 
pretty #awkwardmoment when you mistaken a female for a male .. o_o 
can i get an #omg with #lol and alil bit of #idgaf for this weekend ! 
my dad got me a thanksgiving card and a dunkin donuts gift card . #hesproudofme #omg #iju @ the orange room URL 
baileys laugh a second ago . >>> 😂 😂 #cutestfreakinglaugh #omg #dead 
my family has all been asleep for an hour .. #wow #partypoopers . 😴😴😴 
ugh to much food made me super sleepy ! :o 
working 14 hours on black friday , 12am-4pm . #wtf #gonna die 
USERNAME ur face when i'm done .... 😲 + 😭 
just took my brother and his friends to the bar , and will be picking them up . wtf ... i'm already in grandma mode #wow 
only he would order chicken strips everywhere we go #wtf #yougoofyashell 
USERNAME i'm not sure .-. my mom says were going to make turkey etc but we have like no family in austin o.o 
USERNAME really ! how ? where did you crash ? :o 
when my stalker makes an instagram .. then follows me the very second he makes it .. #omg #justno #juststop #takenbitch #sorrynotsorry 
USERNAME haha ! seriously ? what was i saying ? o_o 
this guy asked what my name was & i told him & he asked if i was black cause it sounds like a black girls name o.o whaat ? 
i'm not on facebook all day and i come back to 44 notifications .. #holyshit #wow URL 
ohh so first you call me easy now you're being racist .... because i'm now black 😱 😭 :o ! ! #coldworld ahaha 
wow , pizza , weed & beer :o wtf not my shit . 
people don't know what their getting themselves into when they tweet that cheering isn't a sport 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yess ! we really need to , i have so much to tell you guyzz :o 
USERNAME #random you better not graduate this year if so i wish the beat for you fav 
never watched #xfactor until right now and so glad i tuned in to see USERNAME sing #omg ! ! ! ! #amazing 
USERNAME USERNAME the texans & lions r playing against each other tomorrow . #gotexans happy thanksgiving ! :o ) URL 
all i can think about is my grandmas dressing tomorrow . #omg #heaven 
: is it bad that i wish i was at work ? ! can't believe i just said that 😮 
USERNAME same here . laying down in bed bout to chalk 😵 💤💤 thinking about this cutie :) 
USERNAME yes ! apparently they have 1st p . together :o but she's comming back to me next year or senior year lol , she cant stay away;p 
just chillen eaten mc . donald 0_o @ un$wag £ unhustle £ nbp$ dorms URL 
USERNAME ahh hell and there's her crazy side 😲 😳 
instead of having a thanksgiving dinner tomorrow .. my family is having a thanksgiving lunch at 12 :o o pm .. :p 
USERNAME same difference .-. but whhaatt ? ;o am i like dreaming or something ? ! did my bestfriend really take medicine ? o.o 
pretty sure i just saw a guy driving with a deployed airbag #wtf 
i think i laughed so hard kookaid came out my nose ! j #wtf ? haha ! ! 👃🚫🍷 
USERNAME erin , is that you ? tweeting ? ? :o hey der :) 
hi kids ! do you like violence ? wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids ? ! 😵 
smfh , this year going by so fast . just yesterday was halloween . ! o.o #sheesh ' 
why is it when ever i cough i end up sneezing too ? #wtf #imwierd 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME who is laiken hoffman ? :o 
USERNAME i thought i was the only one ! :o 
USERNAME 😯 oops i didn't mean to put that . ! 😊 
USERNAME how motivating 😪 serio tho meerca chase was the best game on there , and the one where u hadda paint the pet 0.o forgot the name 
fake friends believe in rumors real friends believe in you 😮 
tomorrow will seal the deal on me never having children . #magickingdom 🎢🎠👸 😳 #babies #toddlers #crying #death 😵 😭 🔫 
USERNAME what are you doing ? & follow me ? o.o 
idfw her cause she a lier , lighh why lie . ? o.o 
i hate ned's ! but we started the night by double fisting shots . 😲 
USERNAME what if it's gone by the time the night's over and i have none for you ? :o 
USERNAME i have no idea o.o and she was drawing at parts of the show 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME haha yeah my nigga , you & magaly will be the oldest :o 
USERNAME lol yeah you haven't called me not once 0.o 
USERNAME oh that shit was scary he still be inboxin me i blocked him and he still inbox me ! o.0 
USERNAME o_0 light skinned where ? yo knee caps ? 
happy #thanksgiving ! the day when #americans gorge themselves , watch #football and then go #shopping at midnight . #crazy 
omg you followed me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o USERNAME fangirling ! ! 
ok pitt ... you have made 3 fg's stop shooting running fucking hook lay-ups #wtf 
should i order this ti$a reds cap ? ( o.o ) hmm ? 
wait i have make up on which means i have to actually take it off before i go to bed ... ? #weird 
USERNAME when did you submit ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ! ! i didn't know this . :o girrll look at you go ! ;) 
USERNAME i miss you too <3 text me i lost all my numbers :o 
USERNAME because from what i see you created a twitter account just to make fun of ryan and lauren #weird #wtf #creepy #youadumbass 
&he sang a solo too :o lol i hate them tho 
damn ... tonight definitely had its ups and downs already #wow 
USERNAME maria rangel is being stalked by some cycopath 40 year old spam mofos :o 
omg omg . and started playing as we walked in . :o bellingham is awesome . (@ pizza pipeline) [pic]: URL 
twitter you're nice too ... i guess ..... though i don't talk to anyone on here . i'm so kewl o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME shut up katie no one likes you except me 😯 
anything that i put on twitter is seen by grandpa and dad thats wierd #crazy #oldman #heygrandpa 
first day i haven't seen USERNAME since before school started #weird 
worst headache ever ! & you're not helping it at all ! :'( #wtf 
it's like only sandwich is engulfed in fog . i get to plano , and it's clear as my iphone 5's retina display o_o #wtf #2012 #themist 
lol'ing soo hard at sams tweets right now . lmfao #snappin #givesnofucks #loveher #crazy 
USERNAME yeah . next week :o thank you ! :d 
playing wit my bread man 💵💵💵 you a dead mean 😲 💢🔫💀 
omg , theirs a profile on facebook & its called wilson lames & it has pics of girl's that go to wilson & they're talking shit :o 
USERNAME speaking of cheese your teeth the same color as american cheese 😮 <3 
dad just sold his 14's for 500 dollas :o extra shopping money for this saturday (; 
the bitch behind us with his bright ass lights should just stop . where the fuck did all this fog come from ? #onedirection on the radio ? #wtf 
USERNAME lmfao i just looked and it was there o.o 
& if you are my rival .. then it means your suicidal 👌 😵 🔫 
im the only person that wants to play soccer right now ! #wtf 
USERNAME you haven't o.o i seen it twice and i didn't pay both times . its the best movie out of all 5 but books>>movie 
why the hell are you dressed like that .... #wtf #haha 
she den turn mii old room into her closet ,, but she already gotta walk in closet .. ! o.0 
USERNAME USERNAME lol damn man ! our hubby had to do a drug test today . :o 
i have wake up by hillary duff stuck in my head and i haven't heard that song in mad long .. #weird 
i think a lot different from most ... #random 😉 but maybe because i choose to use my brain to wonder . 
USERNAME are you and josh still in contact with one another ? ! :o 
ohh shiitt ! :o #breakingbad is my new obsession this show just gets crazier and crazier omfg ! 
oh , rainbow dash got to the meth didn't u . or maybe the meth got to her .. o_o min d= blown URL 
best picture ever #justinbieber #shirtless #omg ! #soclose USERNAME URL 
omfg . aiden santoni just snapchatted me . 😳 #noway #crazy URL 
#random but what them churnn beenn saying in dance hadd me rollingg lmaoo ! #smh 
lol soo i made 3 new twitter accounts last night so i could get out twitter jail . o.o 
catching someone up with the past two years of my life= writing a novel . #crazy #eventful 
USERNAME way to fav an not retweet my tweet # 😶 😮 😐 😣 😦 😔 
how a kitty reach in that lincoln statue 0.o #dishnation 
everyone stay away from me tho . i'm contagious 😁😷 😮 
while i'm bored at city thai😁 😵 😁 😵 😁 @ city thai URL 
ok my drink is gone and now i'm random tweeting ok did i just say i'm random tweeting oh yeah i did #random tweet 
USERNAME #wtf #dontknow #love #swag #instagood #tweegram #photooftheday #me #instamood #cut @ dana's house URL 
#when you hear your voice ! do i really sound like that ! ? ! o.o 
people always asking if i'm freaking black and asian ... o_o 
breakfast . for dinner ? ok . even though its late . 😯 🙇💁🍴🍳🍩 #ihop #hotsauce #thanksgivingeve #love #dinne @ ihop URL 
USERNAME aye USERNAME was trying to suck up this dude in the dressing room at express :o 
USERNAME lmao tell me why i keep forgetting my birthday is friday :o lmao #pathetic 
how have i survived without pinterest for so long ? ? ? 😲 🙀 #inlove #addicted 
when i read a tweet i try to read it in that persons voice to know what it sounds like :o 
USERNAME i cried when he sang , lbvs . lol i got a pic with mod sun too , were you on the floor ? :o 
drunk , why'd this nigga piss on my floor ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME i want to work there again ! haha i kinda miss it o_o 
t o.o rrow i'm going to tell all 266 of my followers happy thanksgiving (: 
i'm so wastey pants 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 
USERNAME lol but it almost is al , l blonde o.o 
i hate when people text me first and when i text back they take forever to text back #wtf 
ugly people #kicking #civic #asian #arab #muslims #hungry #boys #slammed #cars #goofy #weird #p @ taco bell URL 
USERNAME USERNAME he's spam , &; all of my town hates him now :o 
i'm so adhd when it comes to reading . it takes me forever to pick up where i left off because i'm so distracted by the world 😯 🌎 
i honestly don't compare myself to people that often except when i'm in a elevator full of people #random 
bumped into my bro thejuan2345 ! ! #bro #random #goodtimes @ hanaro restaurant and lounge URL 
USERNAME :o he brought it up first ! i just went along ! USERNAME 
i wonder how much trouble id be in if i replaced these chocolate brownies with weed brownies for everyone to eat tomorrow o.o 
s/o to USERNAME for his dick being big on his avi o_o fb . 
i want to be inside a penguin; emotionally i mean , because i am a song or at least a verse . #random #ohdearconfessor 
that moment when you cant find your phone and its right infront of you :o 
gonna be a lonng night . can't go to sleep o.o 
the divorce rate between my socks is astonishing . #nomatches #wtf 
USERNAME oh well , idk haha where is it going to be ? :o 
rt for a g . o.o . d . n . i . g . h . t mention 
USERNAME be all on my instagram liking all the pictures with the food 0_o lmao 
#wtf ? ? ? #rollerderby ? ? ? only in carrol county lmfaoo URL 
catching up on my jersey shore .. old lady dancing at the club<<<< #wtf 
can't sleep ! 👎 😱 😬 😲 😳 #wideawake #blah 
i don't get snapchat ? ive been trying to figure it out for awhile ?  :o 
USERNAME yea but your probably going to fall back asleep on me soon :o its ok tho little baby doesnt feel good :-( #imeanboss 
think my body is getting old , my finger , toes , arm , knee bones keep popping everytime i move them ! #probablyso #weird #old 
when USERNAME goes on the wrong lane(x and we almost die 😵 😅 😱 😬 
USERNAME my day was a long day . just tired now :o 
USERNAME kyle friggin chill out -______- its called being bored scrolling through timeline , nobody is tweeting much right now o_o 
i keep seeing tweets that say your birth mark is where you died in a previous life .. my birth mark is on my pinky .. ? #wtf 
my hand just fell asleep and her hand just cramped up #wow 
i think i'd be a chill youtube ... person . thingy . o.o 
USERNAME yo glasses look lopsided in yo avi lol o_0 but its cute ! 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME how did this laiken hoffman girl go to our school ? :o 
USERNAME i would die of joy if you rt this or follow me :o 
:o o my babe went to sleep what its to early amma wait for thanksgiving >,^ 
USERNAME :-o ! ! ! ! who you getting buck with kyle ! ? (~__^) 
USERNAME i'm dead . i can't 😵 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 with this face ! 
USERNAME #smdreads i'm dead 😇 time🕛 of death 😵 11:54 
i wanna see that one zombie movie(; idk what uts called tho 0.o 
i'm look much older with a afro like i'm 24 or 25 or something #random 
USERNAME rolling ! ! lmao i didn't know turtles can roll thou :o 
USERNAME awh ! thanks . means al ! c' :o t 
my #crazy pops and uncles getting down ! #food #music #family #blessed @ chilos seafood URL 
daamm my dad is winning alot of money from those tickets from the liquor ! :o 
what is your obsession with hitler , broseph . that's weird o.o 
fuck around with them fuck arounds & you fuck around & get smoked 😵 🔫 
why is my damn head hurting like this #omg i'm about to start crying 
if i didnt care ab you since the beginning what makes you think i care now ! ? #wtf 
lol @ the phone call i just got USERNAME USERNAME #wtf #lol 
out wit the crew gettin shittyy 😲 😬 😋 😝 🍺🍻🍺🍻🍸🍹 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
i hate when i haven't seen a family member in a while and there like o.o #nowyouknowyoulyin 
i dont think this white girl can sing , but she is bomb asf ! :o o 
chilling in the bed eating string cheese and watching the amazing spiderman o.o 
USERNAME ive been there cx a lot of dirt :o 
fucking . kill yourself . #matate #idiota #wtf #lol #uizdumb 
come home to a bunch of other people's shit in my room . #wtf 
i think konan should have a threesome with madara and hidan ... :o 
your in my mind so much i swear you are my mind 0_o 
why does always turn into a sexual conversation ? o.o 
is it weird that i kinda missed dd'ing ? i guess it depends on the people #weird 
one day i want to walk backwards for like a day just to see how people would react to it #random 
stunning #gasworks #wow #flip #monsinthebuns @ gas works park URL 
all these russians recently started following me on instagram and it's honestly starting to freak me out ... #random 😰 💂 #fb 
naps are so unfair .... now i can't go back to sleep . o_o 
wtf ! ! ! ! :o "USERNAME do you think he knows that we can all see it im screaming URL 
next 3 days are ganna fly by and im ganna be exhausted i might just die 😵 💦☀🏆🏃👊💀 
i swear i have emphysema by the way this cough has persisted . #coughcough 😮 💨👎 
ashley said she can't buy anything sexy at victoria secret cuz she doesn't want boss's mom to see what he rips off her with his teeth 0.o 
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😮 ---- USERNAME 's reaction to a car wash because his was dirty . 😂 
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USERNAME go too best buy there's like 10 people in line too get in on friday #crazy 
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USERNAME also , i'm currently writing a paper explaining the critiques of prior political theory that feminism provides . #wtf 
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people already camping out , what happened to yall thanksgiving dinner ! 0_o 
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how is that black starts on thursday ? ? #wtf 
bout to k . o clearly im boring tonite o_o 
not going to lie i wonder how awkward the famous spider-man kissing scene is :o wonder how it feels to kiss someone upside down lol 
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for the first time ever i've been told that i look like i'd be a girly girl :o 
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some dude dropped 138 points in a d3 game #wow 
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quoting USERNAME when talking to my boyfriend and not even realizing it until you re-read the texts you send after you sent it . :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ruude you all left me :o 
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lookin up in the frigerator bout tah fall in shit i'm hungry af o.o #eshag 
broo ox tails , cabbage , cornbread and rice o_o ! ! sweet jesus . 
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jack taylor of division ii grinnell scored 138 points #wow 
this lady gave her 16year old daughter permission to marry a 51year old ..... #ohmy #crazy #nasty #wtf 
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people already lining up outside of best buy for black friday #wtf 
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the priest isn't even flinching , and two people are doing both his calves at the same time . my calve was the worst tattoo pain wise . #wtf 
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my mom ... is soo embarrassing .. why would you do that #omg #death 
why do people laugh when i say that i'm still a virgin ? :o 
lmao just figured out jordan & i have the same anniversary as my mom & dad .. #weird 
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got a text today saying that a person could text with her feet . #random 
USERNAME thinks he's jesus or something ? .. #weird #onelove 
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whn ur friend starts talking o_o n u jus zone out ... yupp thts me right now :d 
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USERNAME *sees icon* are those really fangs ? ! o.o ; 
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me: hmm .. *says out loud* gahh ...... weired 0_o ..... 
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some fake porn star girl account was my 100th follower #wow #whatajoke 
laying in my room and i here a weird noise . i just stay quite and then i realize its just my dog snoring ! #wow #scaredforaminute 
wet the bed is on ! :o o ! ! 
my december leave days got changed ! omg ! :o 
why do people feel the need to harass other on facebook messenger about old business #wtf #unnecessary 
i love to watch our puppy sleep #puppies #cute #weird 
haha my cousin looked at me & said #wtf #twitterlessbitch #ctfu 
why girls tweet like they got a dick ? o.o ? 
this is going to be a messed up week . all day long i thought it was friday . o_o 
USERNAME nothing erics ass went to sleep i think o.o now i'm lonely ;[ lol 
despite being sick again ... i really wanna go to the gym tomorrow :o 
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oh shit , gotta remember to get my baby picture for the year book :o 
i have a on-demand channel of just a burning fire #wtf ? 
if i had one wish , we would be bestfriends 😮 
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this 15 year old coupon kid just got $990 of groceries for $5.41 .... 😶 😯 #extremecouponing #iwannatry ! ! ! 
when jax gets mad and yells ... >>>> #omg #soafx 
the big boss was happy af today he bought everyone ice cream :o 
can't understand how grown dude will get hammered just cause its his bday & expect a chic to take care of him for the nite #random 
lmfaoo when USERNAME gets all excited about snap chat #wow 
i am not thankful for grocery prices .. spent $50 at walmart just to make 2 side dishes . #ugh #wtf #poorgirlprobs #thanksgiving 
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o.o wtf ? lol niggas be thinking they slick ! i be catching them slipping ! 
megan fox had a baby ? o.o whaa ? lol , where have i been :o 
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bout to use all my christmas money to buy a shit ton of twinkies :o 
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USERNAME wait that was it ? nothing more ? :o 
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it does not feel like thanksgiving is on thursday . #wtf 
just watched the most intense criminal minds ever ! ! #crazy 
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jack taylor scored 138 points for some d3 college #wow 
yall been together 4 months , and you talking about you love him ... o_0 tf ! 
i've had a migraine for like a week ... #wtf #stressed 
plus i scouted out the area and found a perfect location so i can put up these little sheer curtains and make it kinda secluded . :o 
every night i look out the window at the sky and listen to slow music #random 
going to bed at 9:15 ! ! ? are you serious ! ? #wtf #stupid #night . 
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my neck hurts so bad from doing whip my hair at the dance . #omg #never again 
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was i just set up on a blind date without knowing it . #omg 
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waking up for school and getting told it was cancelled . 😄 😃 😀 😯 🎉🎊🎈 
hmm a 60 something years old is singing ... the planet is totally fine o.o lol 
why can't i stop thinking about you ! ? #crazy #ilikeit 
listening to your family rip on channing tatum ... in sitting here like 😵 no . #openyoureyespeople 
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you can't just leave me with news like that and then not text me back ... 😱 😵 🙀 
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USERNAME :o , i didn't know lily got down like that ! lol 
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so according to ethan , i have 10,000 friends . do i even know 10,000 people ? o.o 
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a girl in my ol class asked if you were jewish during the holocaust , would you want to die or survive in the camps ? #really #dumbass #wtf 
USERNAME :o you sure are in a sassy mood right now ! haha 
USERNAME your not the only one ._. its frustrating as'f ... buut calm down :o 
this fog makes it seem like a zombie apocalypse is about to take place o.o #scaryshit #endoftheworld #2k12 
rather have a hot head . rather then some cold feet ! 😡 > 😲 
it's 11 at night :o where did my time go >.< 
USERNAME you're tweets make my day . but answer this , are they you're own ? o.o 
oh , you called me easy ? have you taken a look in the mirror lately ? ! #really #wow 
how dose one person get 138 points in one basketball game ! ! ! #crazy #ballhog ? ? ? 
USERNAME just reported this guy 138 points #what ! 😮 
dude scored 138 points in a college game ! ! #crazy 
USERNAME your tweets make my day . but answer this , are they you're own ? o.o 
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sunflower seeds all over my car after work ? #wtf 
USERNAME on pep rally daay ? ? ? ? :o 
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this guy in a division 3 school really scored 138 points in his game tonight . #wtf #incredible 
USERNAME i have too , but i'm not stupid enough to get caught ! #omg #swerve 
still stunned about what happened in breaking dawn part 2 ! #crazy 
capital mothafucka , just bit me and is now hitting me with a fn remote #wtf 
omg there are tents outside of best buy for black friday already ! ! ! ! #crazy 
ion see how niggas give out wit gurls an expect dem to pay o_o it don't feel rite to me smdh 
i have taken over 17,885 injections over 7 years #omg 
thanksgiving is such an awkward holiday . we're thanking ... pilgrims ? ? ? 😶 #weird 
USERNAME i saw one where the store owed the couponer money . :o #ridiculous 
USERNAME don't throw up on me before you die 😲 
when a song can remind you of so much ... #crazy 
why'd i tweet that ? o.o my gawd wdf is wrong with me . 
i dont get you .. you say youre sad&that life i so rough for you then and hour later you say you love life . #wtf ? 
how can mistakes be done on accident ? thats why its called a mistake cause you obviously did something you regret . #wow #makenosense 
burnt tounge , finger , hand , caramel ! o.o . . but today i shall say was a good dat :) . USERNAME USERNAME 
i hate when people think i'm sub tweeting them i just be tweeting 0.o 
o_o oh my ! ! well thug it out then lmao ! 
so many things on my mind that i can't sleep ... #wtf 
if any of yall wanna ssee my match from . wrestleing g o.o n fb i uploaded it on there ; 
burnt tounge , finger , hand , caramel .. . o.o . . but today i shall say was a good day :) ! . USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME right , just make sure when you definitely want one , you have a design in mine . the big thing is corsets #weird 
jack taylor from grindell college just scored 138 pts #wtf #how 
mtv's inbetweeners is a rip off of a british inbetweeners :o i'm sad now 
i would die if my parents got my the 5th gen ipod :o <3 33 lol 
USERNAME :o aww well w/e it was that happen , don't let it bring u down chula lol but u know for w/e am here ^_^ 
first night i'm sleeping alone in 80 days 🙀 😲 
not as bad as i thought , but still bad 😵 ... USERNAME must have graded nicely ... 
i hope you tell me that ! ! ! ! #really ? #wow ! #ticked 
i don't care about politics at all , but the daily show is hilarious , if only they made fun of democrats too though #omg #perfectshow 
if anybody wakes me up early tomorrow they are getting shit on k 💩 😲 🔫 
“USERNAME bae made me a salad before i went to work ! ! ! ! URL — o_o 
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i didn't think it'd work out the way i wanted but i didn't think it'd turn out this way ! #huh #wtf 
i didn't even realize we got home at like 2 a . m . ! ! :o 
oomf made my day today ^.^ aww he made me blush mad hard :o ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ >>>>>> 
i wonder what 11:11 ever did to her ? 0.o 
it's 75 in my apartment and i'm cold . #wtf ? ! ❄ 
did i just heard right ? #newyear in #nyc :o i'm sure i heard wrong but i don't wanna kill the dream , so i won't even ask .. 
oh wow boxing legend hector camacho in critical condition after being shot in the face & neck in puerto rico o.o 
man how i wish my son's #preschool did #holiday stuff . but no . #howsad #thisiscrap #wtf 
USERNAME 😮 😳 how did u do that ? ! 
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boss nico: got a knife for the cream cheese anyone me: here i used this one nico: did you lick it ? me:no nico:want to lick it ? me: noo ! o.o 
when you still love someone who u had lots of memories with :o ! ! for u what people think it's a big , fuck you ! 
you can't pay for wifi , but you #teamiphone5 . 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 
what's up with me watching all these #navyseals movies ... :o 
i was looking forward to blazing w my lil cousins but them lil fuckers putting some lean & shit in em ! #wtf hell no . 
jack taylor scored 138 points today ! ! ! #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah , he is .. but why ? o_o lol 
bro some shit fell by itself & i ran :o 
ken burns' documentary on the dust bowl is amazing . incredible stories and perspective of the worst man made natural disaster ever #wow 
USERNAME no no , stay out of my head 0_o 
somebody dm me im bout to die of boredom -_- #omg 
USERNAME yu go to mcdonalds during lunch time walking :o ? 
my damn back hurts , and idk why ! ! ! #wtf #pain #seriously 
today my boss told me i look pale ... what's that supposed to mean ? o_o 
dayumm it took us 40 mins to get to city walk :o lol 
i think my sismoe ole bubble head coming too o_o 
2 old women just asked this guy if he'd have a 3 way with them because he'd love the senior sandwich . #wtf #dead 
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my plan on relaxing with anders in the morning turned into us having to go in early for me to get math help ! ! #wtf 
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USERNAME how long r u leaving it .. i still wanna keep my eyebrows 😯 
so im at a friends house and ktla just came knocking at the door for pictures of an arrest ! ! ! #wtf 
was singing to my mommy earlier , and she stated to cry tf o.o then said it was beautiful jtfo , ♥ 
USERNAME it's been in for like 5 ill probably leave it in for another 5 and see how it looks 😯 
i didn't know caring was frowned upon nowadays . #wtf #sincewhen ? 
this lady spanked my butt at 24 fitness when i walked in front of her :o 
USERNAME i'm making chocolate chip cookie dough brownie pie tomorrow . #wow #chocolateoverload 
getting the feeling back in my toes is not a good feeling #weird 
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some of the dishes at my favorite restaurant #omg #finally #home #asian #picstitch @ lao beijing URL 
then he suggested/told me that i'd be playing for harth-bedoya's wife's recital on saturday ... #wtf #aintnobodygottimeforthat 
appointment to see if im gonna get braces next month :o 
USERNAME ain't it funny that it's run by a girl :o 
USERNAME yaa i stole that wen i was on pills xd i that they were aspirins . biigg mistake o.o 
hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot o.o damn lol 
every time i talk to you , it just makes me feel so much better . even if i'm mad at you , you still make me happy just by talking to me #weird 
USERNAME & USERNAME are in my room & i feel like they are invading my piece of land :o should i kill them or make them my salves . 
last night i dreamt of excel spreadsheets so naturally i'm terrified for what will happen tonight . 📊📈📑📄💻 😲 
i always wondered how many ppl died that's under our feet :o 
what's going on with me tonight ? ? ! ! ! o_o 
wearing yoga pants without an ass is like having a wallet without any cash o_o .. 
cece is sleep talking about feeding homeless men cans of beans ... ? #crazy 
my mohawk on point though with this gel 😮 😁 😏 👍👏 
how do you score 138 points in a game ? #impressive #stillthinkwhattheheck #wow 
holy shit i suck at texting .. missing words and spelling words wrong . then i URL like #wtf haha 
USERNAME lez do it . come ova . oh wait i'm leaving for nigeria firday night :o 
laying in bed trying to go to sleep but can't because everyone wants to go this late- #crazy #tocold 
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USERNAME how do you know penny ? shes my aunt o.o 
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USERNAME you called me a douche bag ! ! #wtf 
but when the court got heated between her and b <<<< i was like o.o 
USERNAME i also ate kfc that day nd didn't remember cause they blacked me out o.o 
i've had to pee for the past hour and a half ...... 😵 #nostopping #icanmakeit 
damn some nigga at a division 3 school dropped 138 points #wtf 
i don't speak about u to disrespect i speak about u to get u out of my head because i really really like u o_o 
let me find out i'm in south carolina and didn't know it . o_o 
i'm sitting outside in the dark waiting on amel and i'm cold and scared . #omg 
USERNAME is that cat .... ? ! ? ! 😳 🙀 😧 😯 😨 #dafack 
if i was to have another child , and it be a girl , her name will be aniyah ty'lee . #random 
i’m not sure what to think about that rt i jus got .... o_o 
USERNAME he goes a weird way 0.o i’d come say hello to my main nucc but i’m at the laundromat 
USERNAME what the fuck you call me ? -.- don't be telling me to stfu hahaha lmao throw that shit at me :o ill burn it 
i always go to bed earlier when im home #weird 
twitter says i'm similar to some guy who has 2 followers & 0 tweets . #selfpitytweet #wtf 
USERNAME waah ! :o but the movie was afterschool ! & everyone noticed ! that one girl with the curly blond hair kept asking where u wer ! 
that moment when you is just like wtf ? o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yeah , those were pictures she sent to wesley . :o 
my mom said i look like a stoner when i’m sick #wtf 
november is almost over & i could of worn shorts today #wtf 
USERNAME oh yea i called her it's because sarah is still taking to her mom :o 
i have a gayy crush on USERNAME shes beautiful :o 
come up too my room to discover that my nephew took every piece of clothing out of my draw/closet & threw it on the floor 😲 fuckinn why ? ! 
USERNAME hi mom :o & you should get beat up for that .. 
my phone is no where to be found ! ! #wtf 
i'm so glad i didn't get beat up today ... 😯 
ha , that message just made my whole heart drop thru my stomach out my ass 0_o 
i don't need to spend time alone i think way too much when it's just me #omg 
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um ,, i haven't tweeted ina a while ! :o 
USERNAME your avial is cute but them titties 0.o girl you going to give these young boys an errection 
i’m crushed to learn elmo is a pedophile . suddenly has a whole new meaning . o_o 
who knew just 3 steps could be so dangerous 0_o 
USERNAME thats what i have been doing :o hate history ! 
mom is forcing me to look at her baby pictures right now #omg #whyme 
so i played the black ops 2 campaign .... holy fuck #spas -12totheknees :o 
okay seriously i miss dating ! super fun ! i cant even remember the last time i was on a date :o i should really make time for that stuff 
just got a text that said 3 little words that broke my heart . #imsosorry #omg 
:o you dont like ut ? rt USERNAME gof is disappointing . no thanks 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME watching a show now and a character is named wally ! #crazy #perfecttiming 
wow we get out after 11 ... then i run into traffic that's not moving #wtf 
USERNAME you moved ? .-. i've been good ps , we never made the time to hang out last time we saw eachother was that onetime at sixflags :o 
i still gotta fat lip from kali blowing my shit out earlier :o 
USERNAME that's good to hear :) and i know right , its been a while ! :o and no , i go to south region #9 
i am such a happy camper right now 😁 😮 😏 
USERNAME yay ! it's mad weird not seeing you guys everyday o.o lol 
worked out 3 times today 😲 #exhausted #timetorelax #blowitdown #l . a #southtampa 👍 😻 USERNAME 
a friends episode is on that i haven't seen ? 😶 😵 
first thing my mom asks when i get home , #wtf it was just dinner #chuys #mm 
so , a guard from grinnell , jack taylor scored 138 points in a game . why is no one making a big deal out of this ? #wtf 
USERNAME idk haha there is a certain kind you like ? ? :o haha exactly why you are coming (: 
i hate when i say i'm sleepy & then i'm not o.o 
adrienne your cat better not be in my room girl ... i'll fuck it up ! haha #friendsmom #random #dirtymouth 
elmo retires ! what is the world coming to ! #wtf 
my mom's sad we don't get to go to a thanksgiving dinner for the first time ever so now i'm figuring out how to make a meal . #notawoman #wtf 
wish my family would appreciate me as much as i appreciate them #depressing #wtf 
USERNAME i have to pick my ipod up everytime you tweet me , cause the emojis don't show up on my phone .. 0.o 
so according to my unt crime alert i got just now some dude got sexually assaulted by a white man and a hispanic man o.o 
i should cancel my unlimited texts since i don't really text anyone o_o 
USERNAME you think it's good ? idk i think it's not that great :o except there desert section lol 
USERNAME #crazy ; yes . now bitch leave me alone for i kick you out ma fuckinq bed bitch #straiqhtlikedhat 
USERNAME USERNAME that was you ? ! :o i did not recognize u at all lol 
USERNAME lol i jst saw it the honestly i didn't recognize u o.0 
its colder in my house than it is outside again ? #wtf 
USERNAME im the little short one in the class ^.^ lol the first day of school i walked in that class & was like :o lol 
USERNAME well sadly , most guys are like that ! :o 
i wonder how many people got their teeth taken out this break ? 😮 
USERNAME hahahahaha make sure you verbalize loudly and use excessive hand gestures to catch my attention 😮 🙆🙅🙋 
thr awkard momment when someone eles ackts like you too are dating but your already takenn ... :o well ... 
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my jacket has been in da cleaners all week :o . gotta pick it upp . i keep forgetting .. 
grinnell college kid scores 138 points in one game . #wtf #ridiculous 
can 🙋 😮 💨👆 whistle 👶 whistle 👶 let 🙋 know ... 👌 
if his ass don't text me atleast twice within an hour i feel like i'm dying o.o 
holy shit , i just accidentally found out that i have flash on my in face camera . #wow 
USERNAME ok you need to stop now >.< hahaha uhmm it'll be longer than that ! ! :o 
USERNAME lol she was texting me ? ? ? o.o lmao when was this ? 
just dance 4 is like the most intense workout ever .... ❤ 😫 😳 😯 😵 
so i had my schedule but i lost it #wtf 
oh my god . it all just clicked in my head . #wow 
why does it have to be so loud ! 😲 
if u have big teeth , i feel u should be conservative with ur smiles #random #tafyatweet 
how can my mom call me the dramatic one when she's the one who started yelling for no reason .. o.o 
" i feel like twatching freaky tweets . ! ! #random 
i'm wearing a huge sweatshirt , kevin says: #ouch #omg 
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USERNAME if you can :o you know once december comes its gonna be a very hard month for me v.v 
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USERNAME what the fuck .-. is the niggah straight or gay :o 
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USERNAME then it's been nice knowing you .. 😯 lol jk get scared ! 
this bitch really just k'd me . 🔪🔪 😵 USERNAME 
you gon learn friday ! ! ! 😈 enjoy your walking and running capabilities .... cause you ain't gon be walkin saturday . 😵 😈 😏 
i absolutely cannot sleep with socks on , no matter how cold my feet are ! #weird 
oomf just told me to get hit by a car . ( 0.o ) 
it has taken me 20 years and a month to realize the dominos logo is the 1-2 domino 0_o 
i wonder who id be if i wasn with you riqht now ? :o 
who the f deleted friends with benefits off my dvr ! ? #omg #imdien #thiscantbehappening 👊 😡 👊 😡 👊 😡 👊 😡 👊 😡 👊 
if you don't follow me but you retweeting me 0_o 
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why do i wanna go for another run today ? its 1147 pm . #wtf 
i wonder do prostitutes hav black friday sales . #random #blackfriday 
i will not buy any product whose tagline is #mio #wtf 
USERNAME haha i don't know ? but some varsity people got pictures with them ! ! 😯 
my brother just liked a picture i uploaded on facebook of my boyfriend o.o 
why am i composing a bucket list of my potential adventures in cape coral ? ! #wtf 
USERNAME tell me about it ! haha and im going to jamaica , diet should of started months ago ! o.o #oohwell 
USERNAME i'm sorry did you not want people to know you wear bikinis in the shower ? 😯 
bitches wanna settle dwn but fuccin da bros at da same damn time o_o 
dang , i forgot to care . ! ! o_o 
almost $8k in damage from my 2 mph accident ... 😱 #crazy #stupid #blizzard 
USERNAME damn thats too late :o i thought he was already out . 
USERNAME ya know i've had that told to me a few times ! ! o_o wtf ? lol 
im too hungry . smh really wanting some hamburger helper ♡ . #random 
i just realized that the on arthur represents the stock market #wow #mindblown 
USERNAME -__- how o.o i was talking about you ! ! ! 
i just realized , all my siblings & i have some sort of dimple .. but neither of my parents do ? #wtf 
USERNAME loll not even ! ! ! ! i name my flies girl . don't play ! #random 
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USERNAME there was drama and i missed it ? ? #wtf ! ! 
USERNAME o_o oh . . i'm jealous . i have school 
i still don't understand how that kid dropped 138 points ! ? ! he shot 71 threes ! #crazy 
idk why but the video for beauty and a beat is so hot #omg #marryme #jb #sexy ❤ 
im boomin im bunkin my tweets doing numbers o_o ww 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME official bridesmaid status too 😮 😎 😱 👰💍 
i seriously freaked out when i woke up today without my pants . hope that doesn't happen tonight . 😯 
what do i look like to other people .... o.o 
omg last night was not what i expected ! ! 😮 😵 😲 😑 😏 😊 😳 😁 #mixedemotions 
i'm a teenager ... expected to act like an adult yet treated like child ... #wtf 
#smh #lol #today #was #too #damn #crazy . #really #though . #but #i #honestly #dont #care . xd @ sam's club URL 
USERNAME i thought all schools would be closed o.o in a way . definitely am for the food ! 
why is it everytime i drink whine my ears turn bright red . lol #random 
USERNAME are you still finna go to rialto high^,^ ? :o 
USERNAME lmao your down mia ! :) do you dance them ? 😮 
i wonder what my life would be like if i was still at boone ? o_0 
christmas music makes me want to shoot myself in the brains . 😵 🔫 
USERNAME lol i know ! but i saw her x-ray , and it was real o.o but who knows , maybe it was photoshopped to look real o.o 
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might actually go to sleep early tonight :o nighty night <3 
i left my charger in my friends suite which means no twitter for me until monday 😯 
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when people edit their pictures so damn much tht when you see them in person you have second thoughts if thats even the same person . uh #wtf 
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my dad has my medical files ? o.o let me look through here . 
welpp think imma close my eyes & go to sleep :o zz 
my niece & nephew coming over in the middle of the night :o 
speaking of dreams , i seriously had the weirdest one last night . #weird #ironic 
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so it is true freaks come out at night o_o ? 
more than one person subtweeting about me . i'm like o.o 
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wow s/o to jack taylor for scoring 138 points alone in a game #wow #amazing #cray ! 
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USERNAME :o vulgar . there are children on here . lmao 
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😲 😲 😲 😲 that nigga had 138 points . 
does this really bother you that much ? ? #wow 
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URL i finally made an account , i feel like grandma .. o.0 
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my phone says i have 20% but yet the red light it blinking ? o.o 
whys that kid look like me a little #weird #lookalikes 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME that dont look like her .. o.o 
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i have to wake upp in 3hours :o wakko flakko flame . ! 
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he lies to me &&, i believe him . #wow 
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sleeping with only a , long beggy short on #omg #thegreatestfeeling hahaa 
jack taylor (a college basketball player) scored 138 points ! yes 138 points ! holy shitt #wtf #mindblown 
that awkward moment when a girl that was popular in high school has completely let herself go . #whathappened #checkyourself #wtf 
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everyones sleeping :o i feel like a crackhead , playing on my xbox ._. 
i called this dude over 60 times and i know he sleep •_• #crazy 
USERNAME uhmm whats that ? o.o :d that movie is just too funny ! 
i was texting 3 people and all 3 quit texting me at the same time . #whatdidido #wow #ifeelloved 
im a jealous person .. is that bad ? :o 
so the #mars #curiosity rover found some epic shit . #epicshit #epic #tbay #nofuckingway . wait a week ! seriously #wtf 
when you see someone saying dumb shit on twitter & you're like , bitch , why are you talking about yourself ? o.o 
my sister and i are now arguing which of us will name our daughter juno . #weird 
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i know the song has been out forever… but for some reason i really like it… #random #thuglife #strangeclouds #ymcmb #bob 
#lrt lol damn she mad as shit someone ignoring her o.o 
showing up and slowly claiming the dance floor . gogo's about to gogo o_o 
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so if chicks sit there and say they want a nice guy that will protect them and watch chick flicks why the hell am i single #wtf 
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.... and then the entire world decided to come to the metro . #crazy 
just got an email for a sale on spears , so if any of you need some spears for the holiday season , i'm your man . #wtf 
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USERNAME my geometry teacher bought the seventeen magazine of u guys just cause i asked him too lol but someone stold it :o 
USERNAME babe wen r u guys gonna leave london ! ! ! ! :o 
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USERNAME o.0 ask for it ? ! i'm to shy for that shit ! 
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USERNAME llol de nada :p so why are you up do late :o 
my sleep last night sucked . was woken up by some loud obnoxious girl o_o luckily this morning will be a short one ! 
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when someone said they seen you but you didnt see them :o thinking i hope i didn't look bad . lolol 
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woman blames husband for obamas reelection and runs him over . #wtf 
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USERNAME i never farted ! that's all you ! #wtf #yougaybabe 
USERNAME i have a stomach ache :( wat should i do ! ! ? ? :o 
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kay , uhm , one eye is closing while the other one is still wide open .... why ? ? #weird 
a nigga was in wal mart trying to get a tv dinner 😲 
ain't even tired . even tho i have to wake up and clean in five hours o.o 
ok , he is a gay when we were in highschool and now his photos in facebook is like no hint of being a gay ... and i was like o_o 
how do u tell someone who is asleep to stop grabing you ? lol o.o 
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sam's red lipstick lip print is on the box of cheez its she gave me o.o lol 
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USERNAME to many nigga's && and not enough hoes :o ) 
omg is it really 3 :3 0 am and i'm getting up for work ? #wtf 
USERNAME hasnt saved in 1 month ! she needs her furr :o lmao ! 
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i haven't smoked for such a long long long time #proudofmyself . lol 😯 
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that one scene of breaking dawn pt . 2 ... 😟 😢 😩 😳 😵 
USERNAME i used to too . :o but now , i bet i can last a whole week without it . :p 
USERNAME no lie . :x cause i hardly use it ! i mean the only reason i'm on it is for twitter , other than that , it's completely useless . :o 
i know one thing people need to learn how to spell nigga correctly bcus i'm sick of seeing illiterate folks like wsup my nigger ? wtf 0_o 
how do you study the book of daniel ? o_o @ the prayer furnace URL 
USERNAME :o you hush ! ! youre the adorable one <3 333 
my ig fucked up .. i uninstalled it & made a tumblr :o 
USERNAME lol i was happy cause they killed that one bitch tho haha the daughter looks fake o.o ! 
i see everyone my age either stoned/barred out/drunk parting or talking bout it or pics on fb of them . o.o 
im i one ? :o rt USERNAME i need more friends 😁 
well this night turned out nothing like i thought it would be 😯 
in sc boy the morning will b krazyy oldest bro will b here o_o ooh gosh ! ! ! 
what i love about god is that he breaks the rules . he isn't contained or defined by me . #favored #blessed #outofthebox #crazy 
got the best girlfriend in the entire world . it's okay to be jealous but not okay to hit in her or i'll have to hit on you #👊 😵 #👫 ❤ 
USERNAME because you eat like a pig , phatass lol & well mely is because she says esa o.o haha 
my son says he sees stuff while sleeping ! #weird 
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USERNAME i'm so gangster that i be rollin in style with my customized chola bike cuhh ! lol & aha you cochina guey o.o 
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USERNAME do u think the world will end in december 21 2012 ? ? ? :o 
randomly got out of bed to drink 2 cups of cranberry-apple juice becauuse im thirsty #random #backtobed 
USERNAME that actually doesn't sound bad right now either :o 
so according to the #myans we gave one month left guys ! o.0 
USERNAME haha omg really ? :o i did not notice lol . 
he in a suburban o_o o_o should i trust it .... dang you lifetime got me scared 
USERNAME you guys fulfilled my order in 2 hours ! #wow wish all e-commerce worked like this ! 
no one should ever have to wake up this early .. ever ! 😲 😴 
USERNAME oh yeah you right *pause* you dont know how to smoke ? o_o 
loves when facebook me is some place unknown to me like weedville or bumblefuck nowhere #whatismylife #wtf #whateven 
damm ineeda start being more lady like :o aha oh well fuck it dont like it then btfo 
USERNAME yep we would've have all been dead since 2000 or are we already o.o 
USERNAME i hope you got to see hart of dixie ? ? ? if not i think you can rewatch it on URL ! ! ! :o ) 
i had a dream i lived in my old neighborhood and was playing football with everyone #weird 
it is 4 fucking am and i have not started my paper yet .. been too busy watchin animal videos on youtube #wow #procrastination 😳 
USERNAME r u supsd 2 b here ? ? ? ? o_o #leggoo 
insomnia apparently hits after a nice vacation ... can't sleep ! ! :o 
why am i still puking when i dont even feel sick like my belly doesn't even feel upset or hurt at all #wtf #stress 
what if twitter told us who twatched us & for how long ? oowee 😵 
how do people still have school ? so many schools on the closing list #crazy #foggy 
USERNAME want a ride to pekin ? im approaching salina :o 
USERNAME :o r perhaps the gop can value old people & children & stop being so racist , sexist , homophobic , & religiously intolerant 
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felt myself getting sick last night 0_o throat was hurting im coughing n ish un uh 
USERNAME yeah you can ! :o you can only wear them when it's cold though 
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yeh roshni ke ta'qub main bhaagta hua din ... jo thak gaya hai tau ab issay mukhtasir ker de .. #random 
USERNAME USERNAME who the hell are u ? o.o :o 
no skool &nd i'm still up early .. ! #wtf 
currently in 3rd place and 6 months removed from an fa cup title , chelsea fires their manager for losing a single game 3-0. one game ! ! ! #wtf 
o_o ...... o_o ..... o_o ! ! ! ! ! 
10 busuu berries ! just wish i could eat them ... i should set up a realistic food reward system for my homework :o 
aha ... weird conversations i have .. im to random #weird #randome #friends URL 
my daddy woke me up o.o my moma always wake me up but oh well 
making pancakes at 5 :3 1 in the morning on my day off . #wow . 
up before the sun , and oddly enough ... i'm wide awake 😐 #weird #jessproblems 
USERNAME oh my god that is so bazaar ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #weird what #mypicture 
damnit the planes delayed and i got some big dude sittin next to me #wtf people larger than the seat should have to buy another ticket . 
i've been up all this time and still don't have a clue what i'm wearing to work #omg 
jack taylor scored 138 points by himself the other day in a college game . #wow 
its a fog day but no fog outside ... #wtf #thatsok 
haha my nephew talkin too his self o.o he in the room talkin to his self *runs* 
chey should have her own soap opera .. & the car crash coulda been the season finale & her getting her phone back could be the premiere ! 😂 🚙💢 😵 
😱 😱 😱 😫😫😩 😨 😨 😰 😰 😲 😲 shit . ! ! i'm going to die . ! ! 
day light ! ! ! been out here all night 😲 😲 😲 😂 😴 URL 
went to sleep so late .. but woke up soo ealry ! #wtf 
well if i didn't have to go to the apple store too bad when i go home now i don't have a choice #spiderscreen #wtf #karma 
i'm like a little kid , so hype for tomorrow that a nigga can hardly sleep ! ! ! :o #turkeydayjitters 
why yes ! i have been looking for a coupon for a giraffe safari #random @ orlando , florida URL 
we didn't drink that much last night , did we ? 😳 haha . #wow URL 
woke up on my own ? well this never happens . #crazy 
4 hrs of sleep & this is how im feeling 👊💢 😮 @ deep point marina URL 
so i was tired a while ago & now all of a sudden i have so much energy . #weird 
i had a good ass dream but crazy shit is i keep dreaming about so girl named sam #wtf 
i had a good ass dream but . crazy shit is i keep dreaming about some girl named sam and every time i touch her hand i wake up #wtf 
“USERNAME #repost from _jannae whhyy ? ! ? ! ? ! 😳 😂 #weak #icant #imdone URL ( o_o ) horrible ! ! ! lol 
casually seeing my principal at starbucks before school #weird ..... 
i charge my phone all damn night . then wake up to see that it went from 15 to 5% ? ! #wtf #pieceofdick 
do what you gotta do .. just dont tell me exactly what o.o 
i wonder where my best friend USERNAME is o_o ? 
estou chocadissima com uma coisa q eu vi :o o nuuncaimaginei ! 
just realize patrice and i have something in common were both highly functioning people who are fucking crazy #omg 
apparently tonight is the biggest night for partying #weird #notnewyears 
i told u on the 🌇we wed i was gonna ❤ ya till i was 😵 i made u wait till our 👰💍 night that's the☝ and the last time i wear white 
i think my parents decided to pack and just leave on vacation today ? #confused #wtf 
#backwards #clock #time #dr . #weird @ dr . edward stankiewicz URL 
i'm pretty damn sure jeffery star is a guy you dumbass ! 😲 
wonder why my sunroof was left open last night o_0 
if i keep lurkn a lot of things will end in nonsense . not like silly nonsense . but haha nonsense . if that makes sense . :o 
it's like no matter how much i tidy everything is just as cluttered , and no matter how much i throw out , there's still so much trash o_o 
i think ima have to tell my boss to get it together one time o_o . 
thanksgiving with my gang <3 .... still have to make my dish :o 
my baby woke me up dressed an all meanwhile i'm still i'm the bed o_o 
up watching paid in full , hope this nigga don't fuck up the pancakes lol talkin bout breakfast in bed but idk how to cook #wtf 
up on my morning off to take my mom all the way to dover 😵 
USERNAME iup guy followed me on instagram :o ! ! 
#fact if you catch me up in between the hours of 5-9 am it probably means i haven't been to sleep yet 0_o #work 
wow i fucking got up and showered for nothing ! #wtf 
soo oomf said that they had a dream that riley played clay and blew us out o_o alrightt . we will see (: 
USERNAME ohh :o , rhoo va te reposer tu restes trop sur twitter ! 
there should really be an age limit on spandex pants ... 😲 
everyday this break i've woken up at 7, or 8. #wtf 
USERNAME i miss you more , i think were having a sleepover with soph this weekend :o 
USERNAME is an adult today . #weird happy birthday bud 😊 love you ! 
2 more weeks to go and i get my wings ... jumping out of a perfectly good plane #crazy 
it's so foggy i couldn't even see the school 0_o 
USERNAME USERNAME take it to the car bleep bleep 😮 😮 
the fact that i had to wake up at 7 on the first day of break , for a morning practice makes me wanna shoot myself in the head 😲 🔫 #fml 
i can't do anything but drive in a straight line , 'cause my likes to turn off . smack in the middle of a busy intersection . :o 
why am i in such good mood if i am going to school wtf ! ! #weird 
black friday line already forming at north olmsted best buy #wow 
i just had a dream that i got married ..... o.o 
my stomach hurts reaally bad . #nojoke . #wtf ? 
USERNAME i go for my drivers test for the third time today :o 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah dumb ass moment alright ! i'm still rolling from that ishh #wow 
USERNAME forgot the time difference 😮 but i'm omw to the city for the day (: 
i'm hope my dad gives me my phone back when i get home from school o.o 
USERNAME lol ! u sound like me . i was late to work yesterday cuz i was playing madden 😮 
sashas on twitter ? ? ? uhh this is weird o.o 
USERNAME i feel like a hobo most of the time . i’ve even been know to wear a metallica tshirt on occasion . :o 
damn , USERNAME is going to wilson today . :o 
woahh its soo foggy outsidee :o cant see anything from my windoow . 
every morning i wake up w big beside my head starring at me o_0 
igot this thoo :o bitch bring out the hot chocolate , consider myself #knocked ! 
jalaya is like can you turn the heat on im hot 0_o im not taking her nonsense this morning 
• the perfect gif to describe my morning so far . o.o |URL #cantgetittogether #needmorecoffee (gif via #reddit ) 
USERNAME lol my bad i forgot how sensitive you are 😲 
had a dream that USERNAME and i became middle school teachers . #weird #neverwanttobecomeateacher 
actually i can't even believe i agreed to them 0.o haha whatever #crazy #lovethepeopleiworkwith 
i thought life without you would suck your such a fuckin' liar ..... #random 
USERNAME ur wrong on many levels . 1) can't say , & then ask a question 2) english 2 english isn't translating . o_o 
okay , so i am never going to watch the human centipede . especially the 2nd one . that's just wrong ! #disgusting . #wow 
USERNAME 😮 👌👈 .... 😮 🌰🌵🌰 .... i miss you come homee right now ! ! 
880n @ industrial (ala ): :o ak arpt 12 min oakland 18 min castro vy 9 min 
so i'm being told i have several secret admirers o.o 
y was rick ross sitting in that wheel chair ? o_o 
fell asleep at 7 :3 0 last night ! :o thank you maya angelou ! haha 
waking up to family starting to arrive already :o ( 
damn , had to dip and dodge my mom again o_o 
i'm so excited on see (most of) my best friends in the whole wide world tonight how is it only 8am ? ! ? ? ! 😲 URL 
has anyone noticed in lil wayne and rick ross' john video lil wayne is wearing a boston red sox hat and a yankees chain . #wtf 
#g _ o_o _d_m_o_r_n_i_n_g 16hr day to open the week , 16hr dat to close out the week . #blessed to put mess behind me . URL 
peanut meows so freaking loud , i wake up and he now is acting like he is innocent o_o 
goodnight ! .. yes i realize it's 7:15 in the morning 0_o don't judge me lol 
زحمة يا دنيا زحمة 😲 (at charlotte douglas international airport (clt)) [pic] — URL 
still awake lol . my alarm goes off in an hour and a half 😲 😑 
woke up to find xmas lights stolen from tree #wtf URL 
USERNAME o.o whatt ? oh hell nahh ! next ! ! ! ! ! ! she dont deserve it 
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USERNAME mixing bowls: check . rolling pin: check . ice cream: a little nonfat choco plus random sorbet i think ? o.o 
cancelled the inauguration for meet + greet jb tickets , a 4 week stay in california , and my new car #lol #wow 
omg ! first time waking up at 8 . 😮 
i love giving make overs but ihavent gaf about wht iwear since highschool o.o 
it's my day off , and i still woke up early 😔 😒 #wtf 
wait am i actually early for school ? #wtf 👏👏 
USERNAME you can never start them too early on creative words :o ) 
rt USERNAME de dexia bom is niet 5,10, 100, 400 maar bijna 1000 miljard euro . URL #wtf 
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USERNAME my 2 kids plus 3 ranging from 15 to 10 added to the mix , then the other adults just left :o ( 
iy , klo 24 ada g ? rt USERNAME ada pelajaran tata busana ? :o "USERNAME hahaha anak cowok langsung tepar , disuruh lari 5x 
clean your fish tank i can smell it from here USERNAME #gross 😷 😵 
my week was full of plans ........ then everything slowly started to cancel o_o 
having a 40 min break in between class #wtf am i suppose to do ? ! 
USERNAME eh kau pun awas lau inda skulah haha oh , inda ku pakai lgi tu :o 
when niggas be like my lay cost more then ya crib but be dead ass o_o #thatsthatshitidontlike 
USERNAME points for changing the meaning of #wtf ... what the fog . i hope the hashtag sticks ! #fog . #densefog 
haven't been to sleep .. o.o .. dozing off from until about 12 sum .. zz 
no matter what time i go to bed , i can almost never sleep in . #wtf 
people look too much ? o_o rt USERNAME peolpe look too much ... 
USERNAME you are flocking crazy . #hashtagsdontmakesense #nabisco ? #wtf #letsgetbreaskfastagain 
USERNAME exactly , work interferes with my men time #wtf if i only focused on work as much as i do on men lol 
i actually fell asleep at 9 :3 0 last night #weird 
chilling in my treestand watching this dumbass alabama hick try to figure out whether he wants to cross the fence or not at 60 yards . #wtf 
i wanna go to the rally ! #wtf 😒 👎 
i've taken so much medicine and slept so much since i've been sick yet my throat still hurts , i cough every minute , & i can't breathe #wtf 
my granny woke us up at 6:45 today to dusty the house . #wtf 
im like pretty r . ret na i so o_o kml only det part 
those cute texts that i get early in the morning . >>> #omg #blessed 
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not ! rt USERNAME rt USERNAME kid cudi is still the hardest nigga in g . o.o . d <-- i concur ! how was your show last wknd ? 
wow the first day of break & i'm already awake ? ! #wtf 
32 ppl this year have been so drunk or so old that they drove the wrong way on the interstate . #wow pretty sure that's only in wisconsin 
USERNAME really ? :o okay \( ^_^ )/ whats your # ? 
USERNAME uh huh if you say so o_0 ... why you up ? ? 
USERNAME i love your sister ... you're younger sister o.o . lol 
when your the first one to practice , and you coach isn't even there ! #wtf ? 
carly rae jepson or whoever she is turned 27 today .... wtf ? thought she was like 15 ... ? #weird 
damn do i love my moms waake up calls , i get a freaking heart attack every time she comes to wake me up . :o 
USERNAME lmao i can't deal mang , i be gettin it in with murderers and shit , dead steaming cat in a bowl #wtf 
jamey johnson is gonna be at club magoos ? whaa ? ? #random #outofplace 
USERNAME #np #puretrance i need to get this compilation :o 
i love chapel hill to death , but i've only left my dorm room and i'm already missing asheville #crazy 
did he just give me an inschool because i was late and my sisters car wasnt working .... #wtf #asshole 
spending my day at my dad's office to finish these papers . 😲 🔫 #onmygrind 
USERNAME woah that's a huge coincidence ! o_o stop readin my mind ! lol but okay (: txt me girl 
“USERNAME #delt #weird USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME t8lewis URL lol , god i miss you all . haha 
because of my pink eye .. my mom got me this kitkat :o its as big as my forearm @ home URL 
hahaha when people ask me if i am a model ... no ? i just got off am airplane from a 6 o'clock flight ... #weird 
there is only 3 other ppl in my comp class ... and that's including the professor o.o 
USERNAME lmfao that always happens to me ! ! 😯 😶 i be like .. damn . 🙊 
hold tf up marri gone turn frm lil wayne for da cat in da hat o_o really she done fukd up big tyme lol 
had a dream that my dog got shot #wtf #crying 
USERNAME oh shit . i'm gonna need your notes :o 
USERNAME i'm with your girl USERNAME ;) #forrealthough but what time is class over :o 
theirs something bothering me , i just don't know what o_o 
woke up this morning dreaming tim tebow got stuck in a blizzard while skiing and was currently missing . #wtf 
i think shawty diggin me to hard to fast . o.0 
these little kids dad just told them that whoever was noisiest gets the most shots ! .. 😵 
i find it funny that live with kelly and michael is not actually live . its previously recorded . #weird #liars 
it's now 7 and i have officially been up all night and this is what i have accomplished #sadday #wow URL 
i wonder if anyone would notice if i changed my profile name from tre jackson to the jackson ... #foodforthought #nosleepthoughts #random 
USERNAME oops i might be drunk at the isr 😮 
the fact thy USERNAME left me alone with our mothers <<< 😮 😮 😮 
literally just went to school for an hour and went home #pointless #wtf 
i cannot stay awake this morning . #exhausted 😴 😲 💤💤 
do not want to go to class today 😲 🔫 
well it was a good night ! lots of fun ! (: USERNAME #dancing #screaming #crazy 
USERNAME o_o smh ! well that's not cool . i was calling you because for some reason , i didn't get to bye to anyone yesterday . i felt slack 
walk in to my dorm and some random is sleeping in my bed .. #seriously ? #wtf #areyoujokingme ? #gtfo 
never once do i miss looking at the clock at 9:11 #alwayshappens #weird 
homebound :o ) (@ hartsfield-jackson atlanta international airport (atl) w/ 169 others) URL 
got a hair appointment at 11 & class at 12 o_o 
and den on top of dem bitches i got more pitches talkin bout ma azz fake o_0 really ? ? ? ? 
bt if wat i member is correct den dats maks things more confusin 0.o 
fred and daphne are engaged . #cartoonshock #scoobydoo 😳 😵 😯 
i can't wait for this week to be over . working in retail is no fun right now . #blackfriday 😵 
kyliee . wake ur ass up and text me ! 👊💢💁 😲 
yeah my #mom is a lil #crazy about her #cats leaving notes and signs and stuff #lol @ town of hampstead URL 
had a dream me and an enemy became best friends ... 😐 #notsurewhattothink #weird 
my head killing me ! ! ! :: :o _o migraine ! ! 
when my little sister won't stop saying and like 5 other names .& we trying to sleep . #wtf #stfu #shootme #gtfo 
yayy breakfast w my boyer :o ) (@ soda shoppe) URL 
looks like either the lpn or surge tech program at atc . i'm fine w/ that b/c i know i am still going to be a rn , god has a plan :o ) 
why'd i stay up until 530 reading christian grey #wtf #omfg 
woke up to the sight of the world ending ! 😵 URL 
this lil mf' was playing games & tweeting . #wow 
USERNAME i feel lost without you today ! ! #weird have a good holiday ! ! #happythanksgiving 
when your hungry & it starts too go through your back ! <<<<< o_o 
can't wait for tomorrow night and friday #blackfriday #shopping #crazy 
USERNAME no ! ! i have to work black friday 😵 
- so i never woke up at 12 but somehow i texted dan . o.o #wtf 
:o o i got ranch on the butt part of my skirt ! ! ): stupid dirty ass car of my sister . i have a white stain on the butt part now . ugh ! 
there are two random dogs in my yard & one of them only has three legs #weird 
i'm going to have to go to open sim lab at least twice next week to make up for missing today's class #oops 😯 
you have a boyfriend .. stop flirting with other guys . #wow 
fuck ihss ppl gun push me to flip the fyck out :o #bangbang 
USERNAME salgo el 7 de diciembre ! :o ahm 96264143 
we are having a full blown conversation about the illuminati in class #wow #smh 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME dana always gets what dana wants 😮 🍌💦 
my stomach sounds like a baby dinosaur from juarastic park :o 
wish i was a vampire & didn't need sleep . lol 😲 
USERNAME yeah the day daddy died in december . #weird 
#burned . #wow . rt USERNAME new post: response to jeffrey sachs URL cc USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
listening to the radio and a wife thinks her husband is cheating on her so they're setting him up ..... and whatta ya know . he is .... #wtf 
#hellokitty #thanksgiving #weird #food #family #fun #goodtimes #florida @ tarot readings & spiritual gifts URL 
USERNAME USERNAME oh snap , looks like free food is coming 2x as fast ! #hann 😵 😆 😋 
USERNAME yeah i wish i could go back to sleep o_o 
USERNAME so i couldn't sleep last night ! i was in bed on my phone at 2am :o >_____< 
when your dogs snoring is keeping you up right now .. #wtf #mydogsgotissues 
when people stare at me , and then i'm all like o.o lol 
everyone i've ever met appeared in my dream last night #wtf #bringingbackmemories 
ezwrien just told mr . brines to slap mrs . york . o.o 
i love & hate brenden at the same time ! #random . 
why the fuck have do i have to wake up this early for work ? ! o.o #notinthemood #grumpy #needmoresleep 
when your fricken cleaning ladie wakes you up with the vacuum on your day off #wtf #badluckhaley #youknowimsleeping 
*hangs up on my auntie accidently* me: *calls back* aunt: hello ? ! natasha ? ! me: hi :) sorry , i was . aunt: you piece of shit . me: o.o lololol 
the papaya on the table is really giving me the look ! o.o 
up is on tv right now . #daymade 😊 😀 😯 😱 😋 
umm…isn’t that bad ? o.o rt USERNAME us initial jobless claims decreased 41,000 last week to 410,000 - USERNAME 
yea , i think imma be late smh . i know USERNAME is gonna flip on me 0_o 
saw my 💔 ex at walmart yesterday , worst moment of my life when i thought he was cute #nextchapter #wthwit #youugly #badtaste than 😲 🙀🙈 
USERNAME there's always a party in my pants .... 👖 😳 😯 
i done turned into a 40 year old virgin 👀 😲 😲 
i had a lot of dreams last night and i remembered them all 😯 
random test time , good thing i been studying ! haha #drug #test #random #fortworth @ concentra medical center URL 
had a dream that my ex told me she was pregnet :o and her belly was cute c: 
one of those #random #miami #redcarpet nights with the bestie . luv this chick ! USERNAME #style #f @ miami URL 
so i go from waking up at 3 pm everyday to waking up at 7 :3 0. #wtf #noo 
sleeping all day , because tonight is thanksgiving eve ! #milton #lbg #weird #gwogo #slopsgiving 
USERNAME huh amen ! ! lol no more soda for you ! lol so now they have #angrybirdsstarwars ... i was playing it yesterday .. #illuminati o.o 
USERNAME look how many calories they have in them you'll be like o.o 
USERNAME lmao not only does she dress like ah whore . turns out she is one o.o 
are pets called pets because they like to be pet ? 😮 
a day or two hell idk i can't count o_o 
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dreading this morning workout .. but i gotta do it .. o_o .. 
widely awakee iso not wanna qo to work is so cold o.o 
soo some one was found dead on my street this morning ? #wtf ? 😳 
so why me & my mom just had a conversation about sticking cocaine in the pussy 😯 sex education weds 
USERNAME USERNAME he can not be not followed 😲 😳 
USERNAME madam ... you are soo right ! ... :o ) .. lol 
“USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #wow ! #the _sun_smiled_that_day ! #beautiful #women _are_sexy_and_beautiful #two _angels ! =) 
USERNAME he's like hbk he's cold but not that cold cuz he be wearing minks :o 
d3 kid puts up 138 points in a game #wow 
end a presentation apologizing for it being short , turns out it was over ten minutes long . #wtf #wibblywobblytimeywimey 
i hadda dream about #oomf lastnight , she needs too hurry & wake up so i can tell her o.o 
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i gotta pee but don't wanna get upp ! ! ! o_o #lazytweet 
how do you shrink a turkey lol o_o thats what they said on tv 
really ! ! its 4 people in my class ... five including me ... #wtf 
#wtf .. just got followed by a guy who only follows girls named 'jenna lee' with no followers . ahh #creep hahaha URL 
i want to get blowed today . 😲 😱 😲 😱 😲 😱 💨💨💨👌 
USERNAME i was and then i looked at something this morning and it said i wasn't ... #weird 
USERNAME lmao right , bitch didn't go to school either&&was with marcos bitch ass all day :o 
USERNAME i guess that was her name o.o ? iono 
campus is so foggy right now that you can't even see jenison behind sparty . #crazy 
coach sand , just took a 5hour energy shot .... lol o_o 
i actually prefer talking in spanish then talking english .___. #random 
what if that cloud atlas stuff is real ? & everything we dream about is actually happening in another life in the future or past ? #crazy 
i really just got here in 20 minutes ... i'm so early . #wtf #nowwhat 
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my grandma lazy af . she ordered thanksgiving dinner from boston market lmfao #wtf 
turtle man has never had a sip of alcohol in his whole entire life #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME are you on crack bro . i'm not your aunt . o.o 
USERNAME oh im sorry . an at my sisters swim meet . im all lonley . :o 
these prenatal vitamins the hospital gives me in the morning makes me sick instantly 😲 😷😩 
whoo it's a wednesday ! lol i woke up in a good mood o.o 
i'm not lying .. i had a dream about christian douglas . weirdd :o 
my mom cooking collard greens , ham , turkey , mac-cheese , baked chicken , corn bread & sweet potato pie 😵 . im ready for all that tommrow 
except for the sweet potato pie ! 😵 😲 😵 😟 shit nasty ! 
USERNAME seriously like if you knew that you're bf was constantly cheating on you . #wtf 
since when are all these ugly birds becoming cocky ? ... #wtf #omgew 
dude my birthday is gonna be on thanksgiving next year 😯 
even the lord knows how bigg of a slut you are 😵 🙏 #gettopraying #bitch 
the amount of arabs i'm around right now is indescribable ... #wtf 
wtf is this shit these bitches just put on tv o.o 
my dad just made me breakfast in bed 0_o is it my birthday ? 
last day of work before black friday .. this is probably going to be the death of me . 😲 🔫 
omgg :o i was texting #oomf half asleep ! & know he knows the truth -__- 
-sister bc i won't go sit in the doctors office with her . #hormonal #crazy 😶 
sometimes i feel like my dreams are trying to tell me something , and they're saying that you're still a bad idea #idk #wtf #help 
#samgordon USERNAME you're my hero ! 👍 😜 #girls #jukeem #9yrsold #wow 
wtf is up with all these crazy ass people in my weird fucked up dreams ... #trippy #random 
it would make sense that if i told my mom my alarm was set for 8:15 and it was 9:00 and i still wasn't awake , to freaking wake me up ! #wtf 😡 
uncle ed fact: lynn is a city that strives to exceed its bad reputation #uncleedfacts #truth #wtf #lockmydoors 
USERNAME i can't be excited ? ! :o i get to see my boyfriendd ! and you can see your lover . (: 
i promised USERNAME lots of sandwich making while he plays video games . #wtf 
emily , why are you making me watch strawberry shortcake ? #wtf 
he's like oh you're a smoker too .... o.0 how does he know ? 
couldn't sleep last night . i kept thinking about how the platypus is definitely a more awkward mammal than the penguin ... yeah #wtf #random 
my mom sent me a text saying .... umm ? ? 0_o 
had a dream we all went skating .. & it was insanely weird ? #wtf 
when your dog humps courtney's arm ... lmao . 😂 USERNAME #dogsanidiot #hump #weird 
USERNAME oh btw ... your snapchat to me last night😷😷😷😷 😵 😅 
haha on my way to school i saw a chicken in the middle of the road ? 😂 #wtf 
USERNAME where was my invite lol i was actually up then too .... couldn't sleep #weird #hangoutwithme 
USERNAME 😯 next week hopefully ! ! i shall let you know my work schedule , annd if i'm with brendan or whatever . i wanna see you more often ! 
my phone is shattered 😱 old phone for 7 day 😲 😲 😲 😲 
it's people following me & idk who they are o.o 
my mom told me she was sweating like a broke dick dog ? ? ? o.o waahh ? 
USERNAME USERNAME 😂 😂 #foreveralone #hurt #uglyface 😯 #whywouldyoudothat #ew 
i've counted 20 dead deer on this highway in the last 45 minutes ... #wtf #midwestproblems 
grinnell college all over all espn shows some kid puts up 138 points in his own #wow 
juh gott smack wiidda purse .. ! ! ! #wtf 
a group of girls will never decide on something easily . #omg 
just had a dream i was in the notebook and i broke up noah and allie . #weird #homewrecker 
#oomf 's cleavage >> she know who she is 😯 
USERNAME i understand :c going to spend thanksgiving somewhere else ? :o 
math class done ! spare time ! time to get stoned ! 😵 😵 😵 
#jacktaylor had 138 points by himself last knight #crazy numbers ! 
the old guy would get a shoulder massage at jude's while there's only one lady working . #wtf #hurrydafuckup 
dense fog advisory cancelled for indianapolis . 1pm is a long time for dense fog advisory so no surprise there . #wtf what the fog people ! 
my cat attacked me for a fucking gummy worm . wtf o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME eli playing . packers this week knucklehead go with schwab #wow 
today is the first day i agreed with both USERNAME and USERNAME on USERNAME #wow 
i wonder why randomly 2omf tweets always comes straight to my phone #weird 
yoo my earrings are so bigg they won't stay in my ear 😮 😱 😂 
USERNAME aww c; i feel stupid cause i dont know what #oomf is :o 
USERNAME aww c; i feel stupid cause i dont know what #oomf is :o 
ya nigga like me , n iont kno him .. 😯 
when all of your ex's decide to text you all at once #weird 
sister- i don't see the point of thanksgiving like why can't we just go to olive garden #wow #thatsnotthepoint #leave 
when USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME are talking about ectopic pregnancy and about having a baby in your leg #wtf #stop 
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i totally fucking forgot that johnny depp was in 21 jump street and took more shots to the chest then kobe would in an nba game lol 😵 --🔫 
apparently in today's society , a size 6 is considered plus size . #wtf 
#imthankful for softball , because without it my life would ... oh wait ! i wouldn't have one ! 😮 😸 ⚾ 
so my mom wakes me up to ask me if i have condoms #wtf 
USERNAME i hate that .... usually it's my mind that won't shut off and i can't sleep but the next night i sleep the whole 8 hours #weird 
life i unfollowers him and i still see his tweets #wtf 
two years ago the morning of the lock in it was foggy just like this . ! #weird 
USERNAME #abuse what am i going to do ! ? o.o 
USERNAME when i felt baby kalib move for the first time ! three more weeks &two days till your born 💘 💙 😘 #omg #perfect #brbcrying 
ive never had this much convo w . a nurse 0.o 
USERNAME lls i haven't seen her in like months ! >.< i was like :o o wtf ! xd i look good anyways ^.^ 
USERNAME oh ! :d which one of your followers did you have a dream of ? :o 
lame ... my tweets aren't even showing ... #wtf #jdi #neveragain 
14 kids and counting #crazy #onlyiniowa @ kum & go URL 
why am i just chilling in my kitchen ? ? #weird 
ill probably clean her room , but them dishes tho o_o nahh 
i never thought i'd hear my dad say that o.o 
USERNAME lol , duude i have more news ! :o 
18+nocollegeeducation+pregnant+notmarried+being happy+ 2ndpregnancy = fucked up future ! ! #wtf is she thinking ? i just wanna slap her ! ! 
cecy was losing it at her party last weekend . #sister #youth #family #love #crazy #turnup @ the fence URL 
my english teacher just sat next to me on the light rail #wtf 😳 😵 😮 
every time i'm around #disneyland my phone loses signal #wtf 
i don't think there's enough coffee in the world to get me through these next 2 classes . hurry up 9:15 ! ☕ 😵 
i thought i felt weird tonight . and it's because i have no wine . #wtf 🍷 #gotahankering 
twitter and facebook and instagram is so boring tonight #wtf 
uh .. mrs . obama in #icarly ! :o o 
why am i listening to japanese and korean music ? o.o 
girls are fighting on my picture cause they wanna lick my ear ... umm ... o.o i have two you know ... hahaha ! 
okay when i finished my speech talkin bout my mother , this girl came and did a speech on her mother's death two months ago :-) :-o 
that's so so great ! what hotel ? ? ? :o ) 
USERNAME what is going on with public matches for ps3 ? keep getting error screen ! #wtf 
why the fuck would you do that ? :o make him get you food ! 
why do i always attract the beautiful on the in , but the ugly on the out people <<< o.o 
i am very scared of how they're going to take it out ... like are they going to cut my arm open ? ? :o 
just caught another #snooze this might be my new favorite thing #wow 😑 💤 
whenever i ride in our dually i feel like i'm gonna throw up ... #weird 😣 
“USERNAME just another downtown #atlanta shot from newschopper 2. URL pic of downtown #atlanta USERNAME #wow 
ew .. this girl is a hoe for real . o.o 
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i just inhaled and swallowed hair spray ! ! :o ! hope that's not so dangerous ! 
USERNAME salmon burgers don't sound so good o_o but i kinda want a fish filet from mcds o.o dammit now i want a burger hahah 
pretty sure i'm going insane . i keep hearing the 'new email' noise , yet there are no new emails . #weird 
did i really just lock myself out of my house #wtf 
my dad never keeps his phone on , last time i got in a bad wreck i had to call my sis ex-husband .... #wtf 
USERNAME haha ! i'm kiidingg d; dude i'd be happy with a 70 but an 80 would be even bettah ! could you see my answers ? :o 
` i wonder where my momma at ? o.o . 
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i guess she is a badbitch ? ? :o lmao USERNAME 
USERNAME i just had one right now ! ! ! ! :o lmfao :) 
this kid in my class asked if we can get extra credit for adding scratch and sniff stickers ... #wtf 
USERNAME mr feeny ? ! like from boy meets world ? ! :o 
woah .. the police just came to my dorm knocking crazy ! ! ! dang . then he says its he wrong room . lol #wow 
lmfao ! ! ! us lacey nipple covers ! ! #made my night #omg USERNAME 
good lord i love blake shelton , luke bryan , & kenny chesney ... #seriously i'd give anything to go see one if them in concert .. #omg 🎼🎧🎹🎵🎶 
USERNAME i think i lost count on your days ... you've probably gone over two weeks now :o as soon as you see this , let me know . 
damn ! ! ! aa insurance is fucken expensive for me :o 
USERNAME so i take a nap & wake up hungry :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :o yaass . he betta w3rkk ! 
this boy getting too comfortable with me ... idk if it's good or bad tho o_o 
USERNAME who is that with you in your profile picture ! :o 
been sitting in the same place at starbucks for 6 hours , brain dead 😲 
i was just told by an old man that i'm a pleasant looking person . #random #whythankyou 
so you're telling me ... kansas state is number 1 in ncaa d1 football ? ... honestly something i thought i would never say . #crazy 
im actually not working on a wednesday .. and im not going to the dusty .. #wtf 
just saw a van that had #kony2012 on it #wtf 😒 🔫 
USERNAME it's USERNAME sweet 16 ! ! ! ! ! ! :o ) 
USERNAME butt hurt much o.o . you have to learn how to put your pride down with me -_- i'm here to help you not compete with you . 
old lady at the doctors office literally just said #wtf #lol 
it feels so late but it's only 6 :3 3 #wtf 
having to stop talking to him because i dont want to hurt you #omg :( #misshim #already 
whenever someone says your name i smile for some reason #random 
it feels like 10 o'clock . but it's 6 :3 0. #wtf 
taking a nap from when it's daylight to night time confused the hell out of me . totally thought it was morning just now #weird 
this 3 hour lab is going to be the death of me 😵 
i swear i trip over dumb shit , but guess what ! ? ! ? that means i care . :o #shocking 
dudee my computer keeps clicking things by its self .. o_o 
i wonder how obama & michelle's sex life is .. i wonder if he gives her head . 0.o when's the last time they fucked ? ! 
USERNAME hahaha it's scary as heck dude . especially alone in the dark 😯 
USERNAME a lot of these photos remind me how much of this world i have no clue about . and to think people get paid to shoot these o.o 
USERNAME lmaoo , imma have a sign waiting for you like lil white niggas gone be like o_o 
well i was gonna power nap till danny texted me bout church say whaa ? he's actually wanting to go with ? ? :o 
did not know j . j . can sing o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm not comprehending what your trying to say 0.o 
uhh ohh the question of how babies r made and born ! bebes r sitting waiting for an answer #wtf #igotthisnot 
it was about time . that hoe was looking like oswaldo a good day . :o 
omg ! ! ! just saw zlatan's goal and wow :o 
when you have 2 diff conversations through snapchat and text with the same person ... hahaha #wow 
wtf happened at the redlight by mcdonalds in brownsville ? the wreck didn't even look that bad but there were mad emergency vehicles there :o 
my mom asked me if me &' #oomf still talk .. mad random o.o . 
4 cats just chillin outside kangaroo gas station #onlyatcoastal #crazy #cats @ kangaroo express URL 
USERNAME this is a totally different type of photobombing ! would USERNAME appreciate this one ? :o URL 
USERNAME with whoo ? :o im not mean im just saying tumi :p 
i'm honestly going to try my hardest to go to school tmro .. i hate missing it sometimes ... #weird 
the new gta 5 trailer reminds me soo much of vice city ... :o 
USERNAME lmao not as bad as your birthday 😵 😷 #dead 
kinda irritating when someone has a comment about every little thing you do . #creepy #weird 
USERNAME or even worse a mushroom the rest of life 😲 
me : hold up ! o.o momma said i cant be in no gang ! o.o 
has anyone ever realized girlfriend is sing by a girl and boyfriend by a boy ? o_o 
USERNAME that sounds like your referencing one too many females i've known . are you sure you're in canada ? 😯 
i've learned so much us geography by watching house hunters . i could name like 10 cities in georgia and their median home prices #random 
some girls honestly need to wear makeup though .. #goddamnyoureugly 😲 
working out w/mr . lee + running after school = no energy 🔋 😵 😴 
USERNAME , you threw your gun at me o.o where tf we do that at son ? ! 
black friday commercials are on ... reminds me i have to work for it 😲 
USERNAME whatt ? ! ? ! ! buy me something ! ! :o 
USERNAME okay i will ! and what time ? ! 😮 
did this girl just talk to me w/ gold teeth in her mouth 😂 😲 😲 
#oomf can get it when's she's old and rusty #truelove #wtf #idgaf 
currently craving: avocado , spaghetti squash and pumpkin pie #what #random #foodonthemind 
i wonder if everybody noticed i was gone for three days ? o_o 
USERNAME so hes gonna spend over 40k on a diesel and doesnt even need the power for anythin but looks & racing ? #crazy 
USERNAME i was just about to get on the subway and i saw the dots and was like wait what 😮 
why does shane reply to everything i tweet ! #wtf 
wow i didn't expect her to be that mature .. 😯 
USERNAME haha oh yeah ! you know me , wanting to pick fights with 8th graders q: ha . being totally sarcastic :o ha 
USERNAME whoo ? im lostt right now , who was looking for me ? :o mi novio <3 
if i get a foreign car , i prob won't be able to park at the chandlers 😯 😂 
i wounder what was my first tweet when i first made a twitter #random 
to these twilight movies is poppin why am i just now watching ? 😱 😳 😯 
USERNAME i wasnt sure if it was you :o lol where you were a black jacket , coat ? 
last time ive been to the movies was in china lmao #wtf 
i've been at my highest point and i've been at my lowest point but uk what i'm still here #bam 👊 😲 
is this dude really high right now giving this presentation 😵 
these hoes on maury be dumb as fuck , bitch whaat ? ! o.o 
if i cut off your arms and cut off your legs would you still love me ? o.o #misfitmoments 
ugh channing tatum is sexy #wtf ? ! ? pls watch skyfall #danielcraig #ftw 
USERNAME i wanna go too college soo bad ! my parents r #ratchet #crazy 
so USERNAME sells kindle ebooks that are not compatible with the kindle device i bought last year URL #wtf 
USERNAME you can squeeze my hand ! 😄 lol . why don't you get it somewhere else ? :o 
USERNAME ill get a 20 piece of nuggets :3 because chicken os healthy right ? :d and i wonder what happen to you know what :o 
still not over the fact that i completely wiped out down my stairs this morning 😵 
USERNAME do you still have some of candelina's bracelets ? :o 
USERNAME if you say i always look at you it's because you look at me which means you stare me down and your a stalker 😮 
USERNAME just what i need when i come back 😲 🔫 
the things my best friends tell me ... #speechless #hahahahaha #dying #wtf 
USERNAME use to lol i haven't played in about 3 years :o i use to play other instruments too lol . i want to get back into music , i miss it 
thought my mom would be in a bad mood seeing how they had to pay to fix my car but shes being extra nice #weird 
who's taking me to see the new twilight movie ! ! ! ? #soserious #omg 
out of know where my mom comes in my room & slaps my ass o.o 
i just ordered a case off amazon and it is supposed to be here in 17-28 business days . #wtf 
i asked her why are you so happy ? she answer with 😲 💘 that killed me 😘 
USERNAME i have the most brilliant idea to share with you tonight ! ! #omg :d 
USERNAME wha do you think of this one ? :o URL 
not seeing my girls for 5 days is hard , how am i gonna make it through winter break ? #omg #panicattack #comevisitplease 
USERNAME thank you ffor the #follow #weird my uncle was in the navy & i have had a fascination of sorts with navy boats ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME *puts the jar of moths behind my back and backs out of , your house* uhh weird o.o 
i just realized i can talk to my phone and feel like i'm doing a journal from one of those futuristic movies . :o 
USERNAME USERNAME oh mondieux ! ! le garcon tener un weenie tres grande ! ! :o 
#smartgirls #thinkfast #random #kerouac #streamofconsciousness #gingers #lesbian #nursi @ a work in progress URL 
USERNAME yeah ... kyu has soft hands too >< i wanna feel heechuls damn . oh :o where do u live i though u were parisian . lol 
dang , next week is thanksgiving and then black friday already :o november is going by fast ! 
sam just tackled me at our volleyball banquet lmao . #wtf 
i weigh as much as my 12 year old nephew o.0 
and his name is andres 😮 how the hell do all of these coincidences happen all at once ! ha 
USERNAME what :o there is another one of us out there ? ! 
my sister is making olive garden's chicken & gnocci soup for dinner .......... :o #homemade 
gotta get in shape for softball or unless i will die 😵 
damn 106 was only a hour taday and plus derrs a new #1 video #wow 
an entire city built ontop of the ............................................... dead ! ! ! ! ! 11 ! ! ! :o ) 
#oomd was ina house with 3 boys by herself o_o 
USERNAME lol she tweeted that but nah we got back together today haha :o 
USERNAME i miss you too ! and really ? ! porque ? :o has raul asked for me ? (; lol jk 
USERNAME it's somewhat scary the way you know all the lines of the show o_o 
#oomf was ina house with 3 boys by herself o_o 
an amazing #wow is happening tonight . USERNAME is closing out psalm 23. this is definitely a must be at kind of night . 7 :3 0. #twentythree 
USERNAME well mostly victor about alexis , kim & i forgot who else :o you dont remember ? 
USERNAME USERNAME oh wow i only seen the black one :o 
me:no ima give it to a fat sloppy girl tinka: i dont discriminate me: o_o nasty ass 
right now i want some taco bell tho lhh #random 
lol #2omfs and their problems every week on here 😮 
i need a husky ! ! ! someone want to give me one ? ? ? :o 
i think i just turned lesbian for like 2 minutes o.o 
hey friday ... hurry the fuck up ! 😲 🔫 
i have 666 tweets . i had to change it ! ! ! :o #scary 
USERNAME church classes in a bit w/ my c; hope i we get the same class :o 
after i tweeted the skydiving thing with you followed me its a paragliding company . lololol #wtf USERNAME 
USERNAME umm how ? o.o i think you're getting your girlfriends pregnancy symptoms instead of her . haha 
USERNAME is about to kill me omg ! ! ! ! 😨 😱 😲 
my lil sister just said sheont want no smoke ... did this stupid ass lean .. and drake hand shake ........ 0.o 
wak3 up wak3 up the time is n :o w #neontourageofficialbarber 
the first time in weeks where i stayed up for the whole day o.o 
USERNAME how do you know what you got ? :o 
omg , this lady literally just sat on me on the bus ? o.o like schooch your panooch ! 
my dads telling me his frat stories from college #omg #fratdaddy 
USERNAME ha , i saw it . lol nott ! ! :o 
i expect a lot less of myself when it comes to track then somehow i improve greatly #weird #humble 
work computer randomly rebooted again in the middle of me working . #soannoying #wtf #wtf ! ! ! #fb 
USERNAME i told you i was going to buy you another bag ! :o 
USERNAME haha ! mmh a 65 ? :o what do you have ? 
i think from dating USERNAME led my brother to swim in high school . #random 
USERNAME oh no , i would die if i didn't have my charger 😲 
USERNAME i don't really know what to say back to that one . i guess you could say i'm stumped 😯 
i just heard a black guy say he feels like he looks #wtf #confused 😐 
:o rt USERNAME lol my nigga needa just fuck this bitch and leave 
USERNAME no . you were laughing im just like 0.o what the hell ? 
#oomf just admitted he was a fag . #toldyou #notkidding #weird #omg #shocking 😏 
ny . so close . yet so far . :o ( 
me ha salido un grano :o maldito estress ! ! 
did that just happen on #aots ! ? ! ? 0_o rewind , watch again .... 
this is definitely one of the most stressful weeks ... i can't wait for break 😵 
i'm kinda nervous cuz i don't like doing stuff in front of ppl ! :o 
talking about making john kerry secretary of defense ? is this real life ? ! #wtf #seriouslytho 
am i really watching twilight breaking dawn right now ? #omg 
msp ~> ord . go home re-pack . ord ~> phl . work . phl ~> nyc . o_o URL 
#wtf their is me and this other name mireya at softball 
274 followers , say whaat ? :o i only had like 216 monday ! 
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i don't check my facebook for 6min and i hv 10 notifications #wtf 
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somali pirates win deadliest warrior over the cartels .. #wow 
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this man in the gas station just cursed the cashier out cause they were out of newports . 0_o 
knock on da door nd everyones like who is it ? .. i joke :o #trustory 
a smart girl knows how to love . a smarter one knows who to love ... #random 
god has a plan for everyone .. ? ? well ... why the heck does it seem like god's plan is to make me suffer and unhappy right now ! #wtf #bs 
my grandma called me and said . 0_o i nearly died of laughter . 
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my grandma just found out how to use facebook . officially never using it again . #omg #scared 
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rick ross always rapping about cars he can't even fit in o_o 
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& that reminds me what were you trying to tell me in 5th ? :o 
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that awkward moment when a distant family member that you've never met likes everything on your timeline . o_o #makeitstop 
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christmas decorations are appearing earlier and earlier every year ... #wtf 
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USERNAME how did you just now find out ? :o 
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if a person has an imaginary friend , they're considered crazy ... but if a million people have an imaginary friend , its called religion o_o 
USERNAME oh my god you're about to watch the reichenbach fall . #omg 
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when USERNAME calls me and ask me what his phone lock code is because he forgot it >> #wow #onlyhim :) 
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USERNAME d: cute lol . whooah there you're imagining me o.o 
a girl with no shirt on in her avi just tweeted me o_0 
well i didnt know you'd be cool withh it if i did :o 
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dude i think am the most confused female on earth at the moment 0_o 
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my cousin just asked me do i want chicken & waffles o_o 
, #wheniseeric ; i be soo extremely scared to talk to him ! ! ! :o 
i like how no ones talking to me tonight ... #wtf 
people sorry if my responding is delayed . playing #blackops2 and it is the shit . especially #nuketown #obsessed who woulda thought . 😯 
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as umbridge is being carried off by the centaurs , my mom says #wtf #shitmymomsays #harrypotter 
him sey is only married ppl mek love ... eerr o.o 
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USERNAME lol , oh shit o_o do i need papers ? 
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i can't believe that fucking bastard said that :o wow . 
USERNAME USERNAME pero miren las estrellas tan dura , tan arriba en la tabla de posiciones :o 
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USERNAME bitches ? o.o naw im a niqquh lol :d 
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when manu text while we on the phone << her buttons sound like a duck quacking o.0 
american horror story ... brought to you by pistachios . 😮 
my ma said i had a girl's ass . wow ma really #wtf 
how did you get my boyfriends number ... ? #wtf 
why is nicki minaj a judge on american idol ? please explain ... #wtf 
freezing in my bed ! ! fleece and fuzzy socks i'm coming for you #winter #cold #wtf 
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USERNAME haha no thats an excuse lmao your a funny dancer :o haha 
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i get confused when my parents buy me stuff . #weird #ohwell #notgonnacomplain #hellonewclothes :d #girlytweet 
facebook says i have a virus or somethin on my computer and wont let me post anything for a while ... #wtf ! ! ! 
seriously , it's like night of the #creeps and #stockers #helpme 😡 😲 
how is this on tv ? ! ? ! it's soo scary 😵 😱 😮 🙈 #ahsfx 
, my hair always seems too get thicker & never grows longer o.o 
lucas kisses peyton then asks lindsey to marry him ! ? #wtf 
the government is fucking us over big time . ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME the one in that picture looks like it'll take about 3 hours ? :o 
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mason slapped me today and hit me with a little bat o.o 
USERNAME this nigguh , i havent seen a min ! :o 
you've only dated her for 3 months . your 17. she's 16. and you guys are engaged . #wtf ? 
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next speed bump we hit in this bus i swear we're going over #greatbusdriver 😲 👎🚍 
here lately i'm starting to find cussing repulsive .. #weird #makesmewannaquittho :) #byebyecussing 
my long lost twin ..... ? ? ? 😮 URL 
USERNAME has 8.8m followers and he is only following one person , i'm sure you can all guess who that is haha #wtf 😂 😂 #getreal 
USERNAME and if anything i'll get another time and just sneak into the other one :) my mom ? o.o lol 
open faced pull pork sandwich with baked beans and mac n chesse . #omg #imgunnagetfat 
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mom: anna did you just come in my house to poop ? anna: diane girls dont poop lololol #wtf 
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why is it that i seem more upset than you #weird 
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taking a little evening stroll down to the gas station . #wtf i don't even so this when its nice out . 
i want to own a car i can burn out in a parking lot with ... #random 
USERNAME what class was that ? ! ? ! ? ! :o 
can't think just because you tell a hoe you love them . dnt think they won't fuck you over .... #random 
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USERNAME it's true . i love to lick hairy nipples o.o lmfao jk . yeah they make me laugh . made my night . 
that song ... brings back soo many memories ... #wow 
how dare she insult meek like that 😯 😯 😯 
this homework overload 😭 😔 😲 <<< #tests #papers #quizzes #dying 
so im sweeping ahhahha ! ! ! #wtf ? ? ? ? 
i'm confused it's not my biszness but it's down my tl are they sharing the same ngga 😲 😂 
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USERNAME dragging me to wendy's to get fast food . #wtf #weirdo #stilloveyatho 
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USERNAME you alive ? haven't heard from you all day #weird #comeback 
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USERNAME i sowwy i didnt even get any calls :o o 
lana from #americanhorrorstory kindaa looks like lana del rey #weird 
i wanna hop in the hot tub ... butt cops is on :o 
can you come cuddle> or at least call ? :o 
i think i'm finally addicted to being on twitter .. #weird 
for some reason now i can't see us together ? #weird 
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imangine if every time joe & brianne broke up they'd have a diff date o.o damn year book type shit haha i love her she needs to cheer up 
USERNAME you don't tweet my government . the feds are watching u . o_o 
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going to listen to my music ... :o i'll probably end up crying . >.< 
soo who's gonna go snowboarding with me this year ? 😯 
omg #americanhorrorstory i didnt see that coming ! i totally understand now . #wtf 
when one of my coaches brags that he's an awesome coach lol #omg 😂 😃 
my boo wld neva screenshot me thoo .... or wld she ? ? ? o.o lmao 
who knew 3 year olds could be such bitches ? 😯 
bitchz u knew dat been plan mfs b lying shit #crazy 
lls kevin just played my entire life ! i'm so shocked o_o 
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texting USERNAME >>>>> ❤ i've missed her we haven't talked since the end of school i think ! 😮 
there's about to be a what ? girlfight ! :o #icantdeal #drama #shocked #hesaidshesaid :o 
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USERNAME name backwards says i moan o_o oh you do huh 
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this guy has serious issues ! ! ! ! hahaha wtf ! o.o get some help . 
my phone crayy iwanted a ringback tone ctfu but its the tone ihear when im calling people o_o . 
10:59 | #random #orisit ? #darkness #sleep #digital #clock # @ 935m URL 
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USERNAME were not prepared & she thinks we are the most we have done is a paragraph & now she wants us to write a whole essay 😮 
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this episode of #ahs >>> #omg #speechless 👽💀 😱 🙎 
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american horror story never fails to blow my mind . #wtf 
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USERNAME o_o you still haven't finished it yet ? ! i think 9 am . 
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thats bad i kno .. but thats jus me :o 
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USERNAME well i didn't know .-. my phone doesnt tell me who follows me , just who mentions me :o 
USERNAME ☺ oh never . can you see emojis ? 😯 
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when will the servers be back up USERNAME ? #blackops2 #wtf #dontcareaboutusers 
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going to be an adult in 2 hours #timeflys #wow 
tonights episode of #americanhorrorstory ..... speechless 😨 😳 😱 😲 😯 😏 
jackson having hidden cameras in their basketball locker room showers ? ! 😳 #wtf #crazyweirdos 
don't give blood then play soccer ... 😲 #sosick #migraine 
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that was fucking brutal :o how could all those people just stand there and watch that girl get the shit beat out of her by some dude 
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having a heart to heart . USERNAME i will get you a samari sword & that will make you feel better #how ? #wtf ? #duckdynasty 
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saw a video of kids bullying the bus monitor , horrible kids i don't understand who raised these ppl #wow 
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well that was odd o_o rt USERNAME who starts a conversation with someone by saying , hi , are you pro life or pro choice ? - wtf 
kemba walker is running the bobcats like he did uconn 😯 
i could eat an entire vegi pizza right now . #omg 
USERNAME what did ethan's bitchass do ? 😡 that's him ➡ 😵 🔫 
should i trust this vib ? ? ? ? o.o 
supposed to be doing homework thts due in the morning o_o n i'm on twitter :d haha #loveit 
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i love it when you give me head but i hate it when you give me headaches 😮 
yahaira:my mom says that to me every other day of the year o.o ? ? 
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crawford was on a blaze with ray allen guarded him #omg 
i really don't understand ppl ... you knew your ass was leaving all day so you should have had your shit already together ! :o 
james just asked me if starfish have blubber .... #omg 
i'm not sure if its over :o ... he needs to think -.- 
USERNAME you should of learned your lesson the first time :o 
USERNAME that super , super weird moment when i find your basketball button from last year in my sisters room . hahahhaha #wtf 
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i saw USERNAME at school today ! ! she aint see me doe .. o.o im such a #creeper lmao 
USERNAME u didn't waste it .. i ate it 😮 
“USERNAME USERNAME haha but that would be hilarious ! are you still in arizona ? o.o yeh i’m 4 hrs away compared to the 7 from earlier 
soo , marijuana has been illegal for all these years because a white man didnt want white women stepping outside of their race ) o_o #wtf 
i get awkwardly offended when people text while i'm with them . am i not entertaining enough ? :o 
USERNAME haha nah i left work and i see a bite mark and my ankle is swollen 😲 
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uh #eddiemurphy girl is wearing that dress ... #eddieonspike #random but it's true 
#omg ! ! ! i got a 100% on my test ! ! ! USERNAME and USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME i just now finished that mission . oh my gosh . 😵 
this is going to be the first holliday i wont be with my mom #weird #sad #idk . 😔 
and my bad days always turn into good nights like #wtf can't i just ever have a full good day & night ? ! # jesus #why 
whaat ? ! ? ! who are you lol you are not the innocent girl i know :o 
haven't been so pissed off and disappointed like this in a while . would love to run but it's so damn cold out there ❄⛄ #wow #hopeyourhappy 
blake griffin with a dduu .... i mean jumper ! ? o.o lol 
people are nuts . sleepin out on the green tonight o.o 
i feel bad for u ethan , u hurt my cousin now you got not just jesus on ur ass but me too 😵 🔫 
what if school was in the summer and summer break was in the winter 0.o would be pretty cool i think 
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i use my phone in the shower as if its waterproof 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME u guys should send each other #buttpics 😯 
quince this weekend (: .. ive never been to one :o 
USERNAME ... there is no way you're in 6th :o 
i wonder what USERNAME is doing . #random oh well . lol 
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oh my god . again ? you just can't keep me off your mind can you or out of your mouth can you ? #okay #creepy #wtf 
literally took you only 30 seconds to fall asleep . #wtf 
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USERNAME is the most valuable player on the clippers . #scrappy #wow #gottagetuptogetdown 
when my dads girlfriend pisses her pants four times tonight watching me&&my dad play just dance #dying #omg 
i cant even fall asleep unless im laying on my stomach . #weird 
walking all the way downstairs to do my laundry 😲 
USERNAME lmao obviously ! and forreals they didn't say nothing :o ? and when are we again :d ? exept ill bring money this time 
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- he said he gone beat me for no reason :o 
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smoking in a spot where we played together as kids #bestfriendsforever #weird 
just bleached USERNAME 's hair ... lets see how it turns out o.o #eek 
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after having teen mom on tuesdays for what 3 .. 4 years .. u can't just go an change it to a monday ? #wtf i ain't gone remember that lol 
i dont think ive ever seen an ass that big ... 0_o 
not even in the mood to watch family guy #omg #what 
i miss him once i see him ima hug him so tight that i wouldnt wanna let go :o 
perks & zbo got into it after tha game o_0 ? ? cnt wait to see USERNAME 2morrow & see wat USERNAME take is on this 
i think i might acctually try tomorrow and get like dressed up . :o 
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kasey actually made an edible meal for dinner #imshocked 😮 
you yelled at me for something your about to do ? #wow 
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ya estubo bueno por hoy me rindo a dormir dulce sueno👼😇😴 😵 😑 mañana sera otro dia see you and we continue follow up ! ! ! 
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overtime ! ! ! #wow #leggo suns ! ! ! ! ! 
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outta the 9 cookies i made , i ate one . #nodriveforsugar #wtf 
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USERNAME do you message people often enough ? o.o shit man , i'm really sorry that you feel alone . ;-; 
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USERNAME so did i ! now we wait lol :o 
USERNAME you listen to spanish music ? ? :o i did not know that . but yea it is . :) 
mitch :o nly person who can sound mean and sweet at the sametime 
getting closer and closer to my birthday 🙊😬 😵 😆 😜 😄 😁 😊 😊 😊 
all i see on my twitter is about khalil dukes o.o 
everyone tells me that my hair is long , but i dont think it is ... #weird 
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cute guy poked me on facebook ? (: ... who pokes in facebook now a days ? o.o 
i ate five chicken wings and no a i'm starving again ! #wtf 
USERNAME that's so funny , my friends do the same thing . #omg 
theres so many shows to make people famous for talent and yet theres no one new o.o 
USERNAME so does that mean ... i have to fight for his spot ? :o 
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USERNAME ; are you proud ? me; kind of .. her; are you proud of the moment of the moment you are proud ? o.o me;yes , lol , is that madea ? xd 
USERNAME so would've mine o.o but she knows i'm only fuckin around 
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time to make my horror schedule for next semester ! #nursingstudentproblems #dominicancollege 0_o x_x 
my cousin trying to race some person with a mustang :o 
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oh . my . god . #americanhorrorstory blowing my mind .... #omg #wtf #plottwist 
i might just go clean my room , :o o 
omfg christian just banged a fat chick and then goes ... #wtf #niptuck 
USERNAME where you at ? im freezing out here { o.o } 
this show is scaring me ! ! ! ! 😲 😢 😖 
an apology is all i ask for ... nothing more nothing less ... btw facebook doesnt count ,. im #oldschool ... in person only please o.o 
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what have i got myself into . ! ? ! :o 
USERNAME USERNAME that lady who's preg with her sons friend #wtf can't wait to hear the next story haha 
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i sware i never sleep unless its day time . #weird 
USERNAME interestingly enough , USERNAME just tweeted me before that . o.o 
my hair seriously sheds more than any animal i have ever seen . #wtf 
—¿de qué trabajas ? —mato zombies . —pero si eso ni existe . —¿alguna vez has visto uno ? —no . —de nada . :o ) 
USERNAME jeans ? nigga were supposed to wear our warmup pants , coach said .. 0_o 
if i have a project due friday but needs to be sent by email is it considered late after 3:00 o'clock or can i turn it in any time ? o.o 
USERNAME need to stop retweeting all this random shit ! its showing up on my timeline ! #omg #istilloveher 
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USERNAME tf ? ? ? ? ? o_o you really think so 
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not only do i get checked out early tomorrow for twilight , but it's a late start ! :o #yess #happygirl :d #yourejelly 
wtf i could've sworn i saw a joint on my floor o.o 
i hate when i look down and see my hand moving up and down my shaft super fast . then this weird white milk squirts out #wtf 
USERNAME girl your never gonna get to sleep drinking coffee this late ! ! 😵 
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all-nighter we meet again .. can't wait for bed time at 3 :3 0pm tomorrow 😲 
brianna is the funniest friend i have like seriously hands down no doubt she may even be funnier than me and i need say that about anyone . 😮 
it's a wednesday and i have an 8 am tomorrow , what is my life 😲 
brianna is the funniest friend i have like seriously hands down no doubt she may even be funnier than me & i don't say that about anyone . 😮 
my mom told us she heard a lady crying and that dogs were barking o.o #creepyshit 
chris brown is a woman-beating ass , but some of his songs ... mm , yep . 😯 😏 
i'm 20, the most selfish years of my life ! :o 
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USERNAME saan po ? :o hahaha . di kita gets po . 
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USERNAME why ? :o i needs to handle them basic bitches ! ! 
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USERNAME even if i unfollow you and follow you again ? 😵 
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the chorus of >>>> ! ! ! ! ! :o <3 
bout to have a breakdown in .5 seconds 😩 😲 🔫 
every time i brush my hair after i take a shower , i literally think half of my hair falls out . #shedding #wtf 
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listening to this adorn song for the first time o_o 
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just realized my mom never called me back ! #nolove #wtf 
USERNAME does drinking milk at night help you sleep ? #random 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME should i text it to you ? :o 
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USERNAME are you supposed to put lotion own your tumtum ? :o 
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USERNAME huh o_0 mine came off that tyga song thats all kmsl .. 
USERNAME come do my math homework ! its due manana at midnight ! ? ! / ! :o 
ohh snap that was actually 47 minutes ago .. #crazy 
this helicopter is all trying to talk to the suspect their looking for ! #wow 
tiawana donna saw me walking with a case of keystone on my shoulder and said she's going to my house 😯 
USERNAME omg he doesn't have his sun glasses on ! ! 😮 😎 lol 
USERNAME why would you do such a thing ? ! :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME deandre why'd you throw me into beezers car today-___- #weird #cheater 
“as the father has loved me , so have i loved you . now remain in my love . "(john 15:9 niv84) #wow 
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“USERNAME problem ? URL would fucking kill myself #omg #ohmyfuck #aintnobodygottimefordat 
on my way home from a long as day 😲 
USERNAME o_o … mike . ! ? ! ? fr . ? ? ? ? lol… 
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after swimming i smell like sperm . #gross #ilikeit #wtf 
today i saw a cupcake and saw it as empty calories instead of a delicious pastry . i feel like there's something wrong with me . #crazy 
USERNAME start with your name ... o_o ... what does that say ? ! ! lmbo ! ! ! ! ! ! 
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USERNAME o_o why can't u tell me now ? ! ? 
. :o looks like im gonna text gerson now (; 
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i should be sleeping , gotta wake up at 5 tomorrow :o 
USERNAME *bites into a muffin* now we have to figure out what war we're in o_o 
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all i see on my timeline is the notebook and girls crying . #wtf #itsnotreal 
USERNAME daww haha how'd you find this out ? aren't you supposed to be doing homework ? #random #slacker haha 
i wish i didn't leave my bubbler in portland #wtf 😡 👊 
now i cant sleep without pants because what if they open my door and try to talk to me . #omg #littlethingsannoyme 
you disgust me by your actions now , and what you've chose to do . but you will forever be apart of my heart no doubt #wtf #missyou 
i just heard a girl say being completely serious too . oh i guess we are still in 8th grade . #okay #wtf 
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my allergy pill needs to start working like now . #omg #cantbreath 
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:o there was a big shoot out at south-lake today ! 
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someone just retweeted me from something i said 257 days ago 😯 😯 
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stop asking questions you don't wanna know the answer to ! ! ! ( o_o ) 
whts up wit this rela-friend-ship shit o_0 ? ? ? 
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#somethingidontunderstand why do girls wanna be all jacked . . #wtf is your problem that's gross 
USERNAME USERNAME this smoothie has my heart right now .. omg . #random 
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wish i knew how to use this cheese grater ... #wtf 
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i still remember how i told this dude i was 15. he said i looked at him like o.o and walked off . 
#randomfact the avg storm cloud hold 275 million gallons of water . thats a crap load lol #wow 
can i be mother to his children o_0 ? ? ? ? 
soo ms . winns decides she wants to be in her office 45 mins before its time to register ? o_0 she aint shit ! ! 
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USERNAME the thing was ... it wasn't pollo who left them :c idk who it was :o lmfao ifelt like iwas in the rosa d guadalupe lol 
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lmao at my brother talking shit to walmart employees because of their bullshit policy he was about to #beatthemup :o 
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t a k e i t t o t h e h e a d 😵 🔫 
trying to give a fuck , when in reality , you don't give an rats ass . o_o 
so the news said lieing can risk your health ... 0_o 
omg i almost have 16k tweets , i have no life o.0 
#confessionnight i hate you ! all yall asses if you not a laker fan o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #omg #hi #howareu #instacool #instadie #tuna #likeforlike #getonmylevel #whatgoeson #noneofyourbusiness 
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USERNAME when you on tour , who throws away ya food that expires ? ? ? o_o 
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but who really is that jealous that they lie and ruin a friendship . #wtf go fuck up other peoples lives 
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this is why i shouldn’t eat before i get my work done…i got the otis 😮 n i feel mad sleepy 😑 
USERNAME don't worrie a lucky guy will come your way ! ! ! :o ) 
seen all the twilight fans camping outside the movie theaters ! 😳 #wtf 
my pandora just started playing on its own o_0 .... 
tried 2 new things ! eggnog and eggplant ! #weird ? #delicious 
wow i wanna crash already ! it this what it's like to be old o_o #old 
i met this chick i was like i thought u was gay she said o_o 
niggas getting clapped left & right #wtf ! ! ? 
fuck ya feelings bitchh ! ! ! ! 😲 ✌ 
so my moms truck has 16 speakers . with 4 subs . #wtf ? 
that scared the shit out of me a random guy texted me named edwardo wtf ! 0.o rapist ! 
#dumbfanficmoments .... you guys are in a heated fight you run out .... and thats the end like #wtf too many are like this 
you don't understand how mad you make me .. #omg #youreadick 
#confessionnight when my cat plays with my toes under the covers at night i kick her really hard . last night i thought she was dead ... 🙀 😳 😵 
did my mom seriously just tell me no going past #firstbase tonight ? ! #wtf 
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USERNAME no ? o.o i'm at home . why ? 
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USERNAME i just dmed you a question ? ? :o ) 
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if you were bound and gagged stripped and displayed would you still love me anyways ? o.o 
blake just admitted he liked justin bieber and he doesn't like romantic movies . #wtf 😳 USERNAME 
my dad always makes me realize a lot of stuff :o 
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USERNAME lol . and asks them for their numbers . not haha . and its not so scary . o.o 
been off for two weeks .. i'm going to need an ambulance tomorrow for conditioning 🚔🚑 😵 
#blondemoment today at golden corral there was cauliflower on my moms plate and umm . i asked if it was albino broccoli . #wow . 
it's hard to believe my eighth grade year is half over next month ! #crazy #timeflies 
wait are you talking to me thinking i'm not talking to you ? o.o 
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all the underclassmen and their moms are getting wifed up #jeez #random #goforitguys 
USERNAME is that what helps u sleep at night ? ? o.o 
#confessionnight the first time i had sex , i just laid there .... o_o 
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three's company theme song stuck in my head ... how could this possibly have happened ? #random 
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USERNAME :o why tf am i tweeting you then ? lmaoo 
ivy's tweeting ... in the same house as me .... in an unknown location ... o_o 
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janelle is crying because she can't smoke weed anymore . #wtf #wow 
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haven't been this sweaty since the dubstep days ... o.o 
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my mom starts yelling at my dad .. & he starts singing lmbo #family #random 
uhh that i regret oomf tweet isnt the one most ppl think it is ctfuu o.0 #confessionnight 
why do i want starbucks at this time ? i haven't had some since freshman year :o 
USERNAME no your not pathetic ! according to destiny i'm pathetic because i talked to sabrina :o better lock me up ! 
USERNAME how on earth are you goin to have two closets ? :o 
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#conefessionnight i never went with a white boy . o.o 
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USERNAME i dmed you ! ! ! ! :o ) 
i have had my twitter since march 3rd 2012 and im closing in on 4500 tweets soon ... dang ... #crazy #thismaybeaslightproblem 
decided to listen to pandora with the heavy metal channel and they decide to play green day and linkin park . what the hell o_o 
i've grown up a lot over the year . i find nothin fun in what all my old friends do for fun every weekend #wow 
must be a cultural difference rt USERNAME " .. #wtf #jibberish #howisthisalanguage #foreignerproblems USERNAME URL 
i have the worst work schedule this week #wtf #notokay 
gonna go hang out with maddie :o two awkward people together equals an extremely awkward situation ! 
cars and food are stuck on mind while i'm laying here trying to sleep #crazy #fatgirlprobz #newcarthoughtz 
excited to get my tongue peirced but imma be scared when i get in the chair o_o 
oh the things that happen at dd #onlymylife #crazy #creeps #wtf #fml 
im starting to believe that maybe the man of my dreams is not n mi o_o 
victoria's secret has sales and i didn't go ! #wtf #needa #asap ! 
i've always been onee ! since when were you a lesbian ? :o rt 
USERNAME because i sucked too much dick this weekend . o.o 
#dumbfanficmomens your a waiter at a restaurant and u ask niall what he wants to eat and he replies ... like seriously #wtf 
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all i want to do is sleep but my homework is telling me otherwise . fuck school ! 😲 
so alicia said the first time she saw a dick she was in the 3rd grade n it was white . now why u lookin @ dicks in the 3rd grade ? o.0 lmmfao 
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USERNAME reid is pulling a bankshaft and trying to kick me off the couch #wtf 
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USERNAME :) so you think your gonna do colorguard again next year ? :o 
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oomf didn't even text back last night . i was confused ... #random 
#confessionnight i shower naked and live in manning .. #omg 
so my best guy friend was home for the weekend and i was a nice person who didn't text him at all so i wouldn't make his gf jealous 😮 
USERNAME my dad is bald ... and quite muscular .... #weird .... 
my brothers friends are downstairs talking about sweaty ballsacks really loud & me & my dad just look at eachother and laugh #dying #omg 😂 
USERNAME hahaha i was like she ignored me :o lol but you mean like to go with you to church ? but im look weird with jeans aha 
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im hot as hell , &. i have a fuckin headache 😫😫 #wtf 
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dang krishna bhagwan had 16,108 wives ! like wow ! 😮 👰💍 
lets not start on most of the girls from southridge 0.o we'll be here for days 
just had a hour long chat with kav maroney ! ! ! ! he's awesome to talk with ! ! ! :o ) :o ) :o ) 
#confessionnight i get scared really easily you can just tap me on the shoulders sometimes and i jump like your trying to kill me o_0 #idek 
USERNAME i still got a mark and still bag hoes .. i be lookin like 0_o lmao 
a huge weight just got lifted off my shoulders 😮 
USERNAME you would be so proud of me .. i drank beer saturday ... 😯 
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this nigga just called me bruh .. o_o who the fuck do i look like ? one of yo lmao 
USERNAME omg your house is like a mansion ! :o prettyful :) 
ponder getting a portable dvd player for future blackouts and travels . :o 
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USERNAME way to break up with me before we even started to go out 😒 ... 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 💔 .... 😵 
arian foster wants to be from the hood and wants to be whiter than bill gates at the same time #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME garage band ? :o in the house of blues ? monica said , we can get baked before we go :) 
this dude teeth on facebook is yell to the fuckin ow ! #omg ! #damnshame 
wow i can't believe all the tickets are sold ! ! :o i told my mom to help me sell some but not all ! haha she is ah-mazing ! ! #bestestmom 
perhaps i shall even splurge on a portable blu-ray player . :o 
USERNAME lmao someone else out there .. a bigger creep than me ? ? :o 
USERNAME im not home this wed i have extra credit :o 
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USERNAME *face gets red* do you want me to be talking to you ? o.o 
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six kids at once . wo de ma . #crazy 
USERNAME but everyone's left now . no riot will be started :o 
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USERNAME not right now actually lol i look a mess :o 
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kevin and danielle se casaron el 20 de diciembre del 2009 :o ? 
“USERNAME watching jersey shore . me :o mg i love that arcade 
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i can still taste the liquor no matter how many times i brush my teeth #wtf 
USERNAME pft . but i got the hint . 😮 
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my eyes look like ( o.o ) on god ! 
sometimes the things life throw at me just make me stop and think ... dafuq ? #random 
USERNAME uumm go to facebook go to send message ctfu then send the picture or it doesn't let you ? :o 
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#bears have 2+ takeaways in every game this season .. #wow #beastmode 
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it's always funny when you get a text that someone meant to send to someone else ... especially the angry ones . leave you looking like o_o 
USERNAME where ? lol i was a lil drunk o.o 
drove around trying to find 2 different hookah bars only to find out they dont exist ... #wtf #whatatease 
dang , i'm about to clean this whole house 11 @ night . what's got into me ? was watching predators and now i'm all pumped up . #weird 
USERNAME was that your halloween costume ? ! ? ! :o 
i think i just had a sober weekend ... #weird 
USERNAME i know :o , but ay how's your cousin lucy ? i haven't talked to her in so long 
or people who think this is still my sisters number o.o 
for anyone interested , don't take women in media with muchtar . you'll want to hang yourself like i do . 😵 💀✌ 
i haven't talked to you in at least a week . #hmm #wow #thatsarecord 
i might go to bed now theres no reason for me to stay up o_o 
USERNAME had we gone to a matinee , it would've been only $8. :o 
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USERNAME would this be who i think it is 😮 😬 
my good friend USERNAME not only got to meet gold medalist decathlete brian clay today , but also challenged him at a fitness test #wow 
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got new mouth wash today ..... leave it to USERNAME to drop the brand new bottle in the toilet . 😲 😑 
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i just saw my aunt dancing the gangman style ohh god no my eyes :o 
USERNAME they are too ! they're all pshyco ... o.o 
there are soo many people that don't text me back anymore . i guess we're not friends since i'm in college now ? #wtf 
USERNAME he can't go sometimes cause court -.- but you will see him more now that football is almost over :o 
drinking two bottles of water before bed was a baad choice 😯 
you want what in your mouth ? ? ? ? ? ? :o 
what's a molly ? o_o i keep hearing ppl say that 
vidalia for x-mas & my cuzzin talmbout bout they moved by checkers . o_o damn iont even remember wea ah checkers was at lmao . 
'watching silence of the lambs makes me wanna eat some chicken' USERNAME #wtf #scarymovies 
i keep ready that email over and over as if it's going to change .. #wow 
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no matter how it goes down , life goes on 😮 
USERNAME did you know that every single date this year won't happen for another 100years #woah :o 
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USERNAME .___. lol i don't see you working :o so tiny & cute l 
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USERNAME we aren't matching blondies anymore :( ( i dyed my hair light brown :o don't be mad . 
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USERNAME USERNAME are the girls at least lookin right so ar o.o 
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USERNAME were to pretty to go to prison .. we would prolly be someones bitch d: probly a hairy fat dyke named big mama :o lolol 
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i swear i wanted to talk to her in the beginning of the year 😯 
USERNAME i dmed you back ! ! ! ! :o ) 
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o.0 rt USERNAME don't have sex , it gets you in trouble ! 
babe and i passed out while watching a movie at like 8, now i'm wide awake . #wtf 
o.o #confessionnight i rather eat submarinos then real twinkies .. #mexcandygang -.-t 
a me alone think seh the talk show host wendy williams kinda look like a man o_o 
USERNAME because i'm saying ohh ! ! ! ! 😮 
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guys i just saw a man in stephanie house :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME ohh coob don't make me blow your spot 👿 ! you short arab you ! and i miss you phanie ! baby come back ! 🎶🎤 😯 
this weekend has been one to remember forsure . #wtf #crazzy 
on a side note , none of my roommates are home #weird 
USERNAME o.o i totally have some right now :p i rather have milk doe :p 
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sittin on the world , thinkin bout a girl o.o 
seeing you ggot good ass service in a party>>>> o.o 
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USERNAME i thought it was playing at 10 ? :o 
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#confessionnight sometime i wish i didn't exist rt 😮 😵 
USERNAME when the ref threatens to give me a yellowcard 30 seconds after i stepped onto the field #iwasdying #omg #didntdoanything 
this boy just inbox me & sai d: "when i look at your pictures i get so thirsty ! ... woah time tf out o_o 
USERNAME 😮 what is with all the hate ! ? 
just tried to be conservative of my dads dating life . i was told to go my ass to bef that i wad to drunkx to be talkin to abybofy ! #wtf 😞 
USERNAME maybe ! i normally don't tweet alot but i feel like tweeting tonight ! #weird 
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i need to stop procrastinating this homework and do it before it's due at 11:59pm ... 😵 
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i know i'm going to pay for this in the morning o_o 
thinking , i got women that i know would kill fast me .... but i had to cut em loose cause they probably would kill me too ! #random #truth 
ron fucking swanson is in wrist cutters . 😮 💨 #mindblown 
#confessionnight i like big butts and i can not lie :o 
my new roommate's name is jemima and i can't stop thinking about pancakes and my ra hates me . college life is going swell . #wtf 
USERNAME im literally watching the first episode lol . i can't believe elena is a vampire :o 
when USERNAME asks me i tell him exactly what i'm doing 😮 💨 
i can't believe thanksgiving is next thursday its so early o_o 
USERNAME are you sure ? ? ? cause im not that hungry any more .... sike give me some chicken :o lol 
demi levato has different eyebrows every show . #random #xfactor 
i don't understand this whole red lipstick thing . bitches look ridiculous #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME hahahaha ! oh snap ! pulling out the big guns ! :o jk hahaha ! what's her other nickname ? 
USERNAME USERNAME :o man you just tryna kill me tonight , ain't you ? bahahahaha . 
o.o tline i think i have a stalker . . . #creepybitch #fuckoff #nooffence why must these random mexicans stalk me 
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USERNAME come back into my life ! when do you come home for winter break ? #heathers #reunite #wtf #idontevenknowyouanymore 
2nd consecutive season of not being relevant . #eagles 😲 🔫 
i would be mvp if get money was a sport . #random . 
woww grizzlies today :o i totally thought miami would crush them ! ! ellington is hella good 
USERNAME omgsh this is so sudden and public idk what to say ! 😳 😁😬 😯 
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USERNAME if the season ended today it would be luck vs manning in the wild card game #crazy 
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USERNAME 😮 😮 😮 are they still open ? ? i want a cream soda now . 😫 
remembering what i was doing at this time a year ago today<<>>><>< #disndskoxks #omg 
i tried again & yet still nothing happened at all . this just sucks; well not really , but it still kinda does . #wtf #igiveup #dontknowanymore 
so my tl is like a depressing story ... #wtf #errbodysad 
i'm toasty ! ! ! heater is right above us :o -) #warm #wearingtwocoats #doginaparka #pink #hoodi @ lazy dog cafe URL 
USERNAME cherry point ? :o because that's where my grandparents used to live now they live in newport . it's in havelock , nc . 
since we got stuck at school all day friday , i don't think anyone wants to go back haha lol :o 
for the first time ever ... i am not able to finish writing an essay :( wtf is wrong o.o aahh ! ! ! ! 
so i was tired earlier and now i am not tired at all #weird 
lmao omg my christmas and valentines will never ever be the same 😯 
ive been wanting them tacos for about a month now :o 
just got back from the gym about to k . o 😲 😲 @ crystal harbour - pembroke falls URL 
USERNAME say it ain't soo ! ! ! don't ice me kyle ... i'm funny . i think . 0_o 
ill be 20 in less than 2 months . #crazy 
malik thew up the tre :o o im done ahah 
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you make me absolutely crazy , in the best way possible . #crazy #boy 
USERNAME USERNAME that 's awesome ! ! ! :o ) 
wholet today the new album of the the weeknd comes out right ? ! o.o 
is #cnbc seriously covering the market of porn industry ? #wtf 
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- USERNAME why you was in the hospital ? :o . 
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USERNAME when am i gonna get them back ? 0.o 
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just written an essay 2 pages . classes in the morning . i'm passing the fuck out good night ! 😴 😎 😵 😲 😇✨🌟💤✌👍👋 
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USERNAME lol #random what were u doing on this side ? 
so this morning when i left joshue was playing xbox . i just get home his in same position , same clothes , same everything ! #wtf 
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USERNAME relaxing at home about to knock out maybe :o 
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«USERNAME i want ah stripper pole in my room #random » // hmm -_- 
why i have text messages from this man since august 0.o that's od 
USERNAME you have school that day . the day before thanksgiving ? ! o.o no mamez ! 
getting a at patterson house: benton bacon infused 4 roses bourbon , maple syrup , pecan coffee bitters . #nashville #omg 
#confessionnight i'm a virgin :o ... no one saw that coming xd 
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i'm glad my mom thinks it's funny to come wake me up when she's home however it's hard to wake up at 6 in the morning for the gym now ! 👊 😠 😡 😵 
wth ! i didn't know i had a nephew or that i was an uncle making so much money 😂 #weird URL 
USERNAME oh o.o i love the tumhi ho bandhu song so much . another song i've been repeating a million times lately :d 
USERNAME what's up with ppl at other pplz windows tonight ? #wtf ! 
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USERNAME i wish there was something i could do ! ! ! ! :o ( 
USERNAME lmao you pretty mad there 😄 red as a tomato ? :o 
i think my guy friends left our group of girls o.o 
iv'e been seriously thinking about being a dj again :o 
fuck .... never in my 19 years of life- have i ever broke out like this ! ! 😲 one or 2 pimples are common on me but not this badd 😩 😖 😤 
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USERNAME i still do , it's just we don't talk much :o but i know you wouldn't do me wrong we've been through a lot of years (: 
USERNAME i had to follow this kid because i've been hearing his name for the last ten minutes 😲 USERNAME USERNAME 
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#confessionnight i toilet pappered a girls house in high school & the nxt day she was talkn about it and i was just like o.o that sucks haa 
cant believe how behind i'm on these tweets . o.o 
when my little brothers friends hit on me ..... #not #okayy #wtf #loll 
sleepy , stomach hurt , 7 more hours of work 😵 💥🔫 
USERNAME the world is ending , cause wasn't it just hot like yesterday ? :o .. i wish , but i can't ! ! i'm homesick :| 
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oo i was def supposed to text USERNAME that list of musicals 😯 
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USERNAME is sending me nudies ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😮 
all these girls watching the notebook and i'm watching #thewalkingdead . #justme 🏃 😲 😷 
that awkward moment when the clock on my sisters laptop stops at 11:18. #uh #weird 
:o rt USERNAME o_________o rt USERNAME i think im pregnant 
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reconsider is the story of my life . word for word . #wow 
#confessionnight i get the hiccups every time i eat meat .. lol #weird 
USERNAME naaw why you lying for you wouldnt like that you would like steaaling tho :o 
USERNAME thug idk if i've told you before but i like the avi . lol #random 
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fo reels yo i've been here for 2mins now #wtf 
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USERNAME yeah , we're all gonna die ! ! :o .. yeah , my dad was like you can come home like now ! ! lol 
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there is seriously something wrong or wonderful in the fact i finished my book . #400pages #wtf 
USERNAME haha i was like what the ... ? o.o 
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#confessionnight this one is #crazy . the other time i was a hospital patient (for surgery) it was to extract an extra tooth deep in my gums . 
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USERNAME why didn't you tell me ! lol ._. i was so bored ! we should do something tomorrow :o 
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waking up to find a big ass party in the house . #wtf #mylife URL 
o.o rt USERNAME i'm about to streak around pointe .... 
l m a o i'm still trying to figure out how this mf jakyra got my damn password 0.o 
#confessionnight i haven't gone to confession since freshman year :o 
USERNAME i did ? lmao :o well you shoulda reminded me ! lmao , what do we do thoee ? :o we should go to the mall ;d 
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boy my cheer coach just commented on my status abt us jumping that girl up o.o 
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i am in .. side your head now i'm inside your mouth . #woah #wtf #howdidantoniosdickgetinsidemymouth #wut #wellthatescalatedquickly 
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USERNAME USERNAME lol ahh what they're calling you babe :o 😂 
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USERNAME dame tu cosa de instagram (: and i dont have your number :o 
so earlier i was talking in spanish &this lady told me i have a very sexual voice o.o #wtf #creepy #nottrue xd 
i was outside for a solid 5 seconds running to my car and i never want to be as cold as i just was ever again 😳 😭 😵 👎☁❄⛄🌀 
how tf all these ppl know i talk to him o_o we just friends :-) 
just because it burns doesnt mean your gonna die 🔥 😯 
USERNAME so cool ! ! ! ! ! god works in mysterious ways ! ! ! ! i pray blessing for you ! ! ! #faithmovesmountains :o ) 
determined to get 2,000 tweets before i fall asleep 😯 
if one more fucking scary noise occurs in this house , i'm definitely being punk'd #wtf 
why do i feel like i'm being forced ? #wtf 
at least one day rachel will die full of laughter 😂 😂 😂 #omg #doessheeverstop 
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USERNAME :o niall get off of zayns account ! you have your own ! ! :p nuff said . 
-- it's like i can get it from anyone but #him #wtf #losing 
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when you forget how to spell wait ... ? <<< #wtf #braindead 
when your 4 yr . old brother tells you you're going to jail wtf 0.o 
USERNAME so , apparently your retweets are going on my fb page o_o 
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USERNAME i know you watched it . that episode was so good :o 
females should be ashamed . i cannot count on a full hand how many people i've had sex with . you females can use all 10 fingers & toes . #wtf 
i hate being in my bed when i can't go to sleep . but even worse: being awake when there is nothing on twitter or instagram 😮 
i have no idea how i've have had $76 for 2 weeks straight without spending it :o #shocked #saveingforidontknow 
USERNAME better change your twitter name .. you ain't got no avalanche negro ! #smh #wow USERNAME lets fuck this niggah up ! 
that funny moment when u see that ur ex has followed u nd unfollowed u twice #wtf #weird #imnotgonnafollowyouback #giveitup 
o.o wow ok ... so mint spray doesn't really do much for the foot itself . it's been about 7 mins and my feet are still tingle . #noted 
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USERNAME i guess it's just not my taste . :o 
i'm not tired at all . #wtf i'm gonna regret this tomorrow 
son of a bitch it's cold ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME well it depends on which friends im around lol but at wk i can't tweet or i'll get bitched at & written up :o #howrude lol 
i have no idea how i've had $76 for 2 weeks straight and haven't spent any of it :o #shocked #savingforidontknow 
USERNAME haha why would he be jealous of me then ? :o 
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o.o ? wait wat ? aint even like dat lmfaoo 
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USERNAME i'm giving you two weeks before you break ! #slut and idk o_0 typical boy #slut #whore #annoying 
USERNAME does that mean my love life has a chance ? o.o 
watching bridezillas .. holy shit homegirl is grinding on her bachelorette strippers 0_o dayum 
i went and sat down to do my home work an then i got distracted by twitter #wtf 
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literally 5 seconds into this movie and there's already nudity . #wow 
"USERNAME #mention20goodlookingpeopleontwitter USERNAME don't even have 20 followers ! :o 
the fact i said dude in my other tweet < the fuck nigga 0.o lmao . 
ohh then there you are making me think about you and not him ... why are you soo cute ! ? you're ruining everything #omg #confessionnight 
i've been on the same definition since 4 oclock o.o 
i just want something real , is that too much to ask for ? o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME both winning atm :o convince me .. i'm the tie breaker to see who becomes the champio of the woorrld ! 
celine at 2.8k . f**k me i really want this . o.o but i can't ever justify it . :( or can i . it's half off .. #ishoptoomuch #firstworldproblems 
USERNAME USERNAME what kind of foolishness ! ! ! :o 
it took me almost 10 mins to kill a fuckin month ! ! 😵 😫 eww 
l m a o i hope you aint got that shit 0.o 
hipsters make things mainstream then complain that there mainstream o_o ... 
hmm do i feel like tomorrows a triple upload day :o 
USERNAME tha fuuck .. xd lmao why were you even there in the first place watching that movie ? . o_o 
USERNAME haha there were scouts at that game :) . she is tall af :o 
the fact that my best friend just got your number #weird #stopit #collegeproblems and #highschoolproblems 
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so i'm watchin dis show .. n thers a huge riot ... n outta nower my pandora starts playing riot by 2chainz by itselfs o.o 
USERNAME i just seen that too ! i was like wtf o.o 
just found out that the guy who plays rick on #thewalkingdead has an accent :o 
i live with a crazy person ! ! zindreskogen jeg låser døren ! ! #wtf #drunkentext #crazy #sms #n @ east village URL 
i got in ^.^ i think i should write it down somewhere thou o.o 
USERNAME should i just whip out the bleach and do it ? ? ! i looked so good ............ lmao 😂 #wtf 
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USERNAME :o i love you too okay . #stilldontknowwhatloveis #night <3 
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USERNAME why did you not tell me you had a tumblr ? :o 
bought dagem a cd . #random #nicesister #thetemptations #comeup URL 
i think taylor did run away and get married to her boyfriend last year o.o 
oh shit .. lls its all coming back and making sense now ! :o .. 
does anyone else with an iphone have serious issues typing while its on the charger , cause mine has a mind of its own apparently #wtf 
i only check the ones that help me look for jobs or the ones from my teachers & shit & i still have 2423 o.o i need start deleting . 
i can see the scary path i'm going to go down once i begin working .. o.o 
anywho in other news , i have class tomorrow 😲 like fml who actually wants to go to class . #not 🙋 
my pillow is soaked cause my eyes wont stop watering #wtf 
my balls are going to look like raisins #omg best night of my life ! USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #loveyouguys 💜 💙 
hahah playin in the chalk box ! ! ! love it ! ! ! :o ) 
goodnightt ! 😘 ✌😴 😵 say it back ! 😊 
USERNAME what's going to bee your reason for dropping it though ? :o 
USERNAME haha the wholw timw in the movie was jus like o.o he is so gorgeous . but yeah , i figured when i saw the movie that he had been 
USERNAME really ? ! omg ! how was your childhood ? 😲 
USERNAME i always be getting sharp pains in my heart . :o 
#confessionnight i flex in the mirror before i go in the shower o_o #catchfade 
i put red bull in my coffee maker and now im seeing noises # o.o 
my other half slash love of my life is already knocked out ! ! ! ugh ! ! i am so jealous ! 💤💤 😵 😴😴 
umm thank you USERNAME for showing me the grossest thing i have ever seen in my life . 😷 😶 😑 😵 😳 😣 
#confessionnight more than half people that try talk to me tried snake me #bi *ch i know #wtf i look like dont try come talk me #thef *ck 
so the name semaj is james spelled backwards .... wow i never knew 0.o 
USERNAME mm idk ? wht time do u wake up cus i dont wanna go early o.0 
USERNAME really ? :o last time i check it was half over xd 
just realized i left my #chihairstraightener back in indy .. #wow #fml 
USERNAME yes ! .. oh ay i saw u at tyler mall today ! :o 
24w @ lafayette (cc ): :o akland 12 min sf dwntwn 22 min oak arpt 22 min 
880n @ industrial (ala ): :o ak arpt 12 min oakland 18 min castro vy 9 min 
i wonder why the girls in teen mom bitch about how they need money , arent they getting paid thousands to do the show ? o.0 
awake on the couch aand sober .... #wtf #weirdestshowsonrightnow #longhashtag 
wtf ! ! some punk tried to race the the homies in the freeway and they crashd we feel bad :o 
l m a o who tf is on my header 0.o 
their still together ? ? well they don't act like it :o #sorrynotsorry 
USERNAME USERNAME well apparently this beagle is so stupid he sniffs the ground then barks ... as to accomplish something . #wtf 
so everybody or most people was talkin about snow today #wtf i didn't see anything maybe i missed it 
getting on pinterest this late at night can be deadly ! 😴 😵 
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USERNAME USERNAME hahahahahhahahaha ! ! ! ! babe , you don't know which hand he used ! :o :d hahaha ! petroleum jelly . jk 
did she just take her butt pads out ? ! o.o 
oh and this was my table partner #amazing 😲 @ mind unwind URL 
phone's off and this wi-fi is assmilk . #onlyme #wtf 
im still trying to get use to this #twitter thing , for the life of me i cant understand how people can manage so many followings :o 
i swear my ladys pad is like my pad too :o 
USERNAME USERNAME hahahahahahaha ! ! ! ! ! ! :d ahh ! :o and hes touching his hookah ! ! ! ! two hands ? ! that's impressive taybrim . :d jk 
i havent hungout with anybody for almost a month . #wtf 
i basically told him i'd never date him again after he asked me out ..... #wtf #whyme 
USERNAME USERNAME hahahahaha ! jesus ! ! ! :o like a snake ! d: ayye ! hahahahahahaha ! ! sick ! 
usually my cousin xavier has his mexican music loud around this time . but hes asleep . shocker :o 
USERNAME she liked my status from like 4 in the morning saturday ... just now ... i didn't even accept the request o.o URL 
#confessionnight USERNAME and i lived down the street form each other when we were kiddos . lol #crazy 
when my sister in law calls me at almost 2am lol i guess people like to call me at the most inconvenient times 😯 URL 
USERNAME oh serio , & how u know i live nxt to him :o ? 
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USERNAME USERNAME one question ..... how da fuq do you rob a homeless guy o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME :o o me prettier than juan ? you got me fucked up bestfriend xd 
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USERNAME hell yeah ! she said he was gonna suck all his gravy ! ! o.o 
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#confessionnight probably enlisting into the navy tomorrow . 🏊🍺🍻 😧 😲 😱 😥 😓 
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&& i've never met anyone else that thinks its awkward to say goodnight 😯 
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a hispanic girl that can't speak spanish <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< what the fuck o_0 ? 
josh b . is too sexy too me .. #random 
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when your boyfriend says you cant have a kiss ! whaat ! 😵 
#thethirst getting out of control now a days girl be spitting game like #crazy 
found this under my keyboard at work tonight . hmm . :o @ rc3 URL 
it's funny oomf remembers what panties i had on that day o_o 
up at 1:22 in the morning because my cousin decided she was afraid of the dark & started balling her eyes out . #wow 
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girls cheat if theres something wrong with the relationship; guys cheat if theres an opportunity :o 
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the USERNAME hired d'antoni and not jackson ? ! #wtf 
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i do have black friday off #crazy #winning #shopping #christmas 
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it's so early ! and i'm still awake like \( o.o )/ 
when he tells you to have sweet dreams and you have anything but sweet dreams . #wtf #notcool #nightmares 
pierce the veil . c: i never thought ... ever .... ever . i would like this music . its all screamy and rock . :o 
when you find out USERNAME followed you back . 😵 
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congrats USERNAME ! woke up to see the news ! ! :) two emas #wow #mtvema 
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these cops trying to take our guns while these street niggas keep there's got me messed up even if you got your ccw's i'm like 0_o awake up 
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i don't think my bus driver likes me ? o.o 
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for some odd reason i'm exited for school ... o.o 
this fog is not cool for 4-eyed new drivers like me o.o 
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i shouldn't be able to drive with my windows down in november #wtf #iwantsnow 
logo needs to pop more . think outside the box . too much white space . #wow URL 
nov 12th and i'm enjoying coffee on my porch . #crazy @ mexican war streets URL 
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this week better go by fast .. #thanksgivingbreak 😩 😲 
for once i wanna be at school ›‹ i really dont know why :o 
#wtf ...... dam niggaz chiefing on the way to the jobsite ... i got to take a drug screening soon ! 
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probably going to fall asleep in all my classes today ... 😴 😵 
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ion know #wtf uma do today .. gotta call this lady && take a test .. been up all nite .. not good <<<<<<<<<< 
scary as hell outside , i was scared coming to school . i aint see shit ! thought i was gunna get hit by a car o.o 
didn't realize this until but i'll have my car for 5 years come december 😯 
the boyfriend and i have been together for 20,000 hours . #wow #seemslikeyesterday 
probably the last tweet i'll ever make because i definitely don't see myself staying awake on a two hour drive home 😵 🔫 
the lakers are stupid as fuck for firing mike brown 😯 
i thought medicine was suppose to work from the doctors ... #weird 
when your stuck behind a bus that's stops every 2 seconds ... <<< #wtf 
mike d'antoni is the new head coach for the lakers #wow 
omfg ! ! demi unfollowed a lot of people last night :o 
why the hell did this bitch have my picture up on her computer ? #weird 
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who isn't shocked by the USERNAME this morning ? #lakernation #wow 
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she went upside down ... #crazy #pole #confused #wow #thoughtshefell #shelived 👍 @ house on the corner URL 
literally could not see two cars in front of me my entire drive to work . that was actually frightening . 😯 🚗 
there's articles of clothing on my floor next to my bed , i definitely was not coherent for this . #wtf 
red bud looks super cute right now but why is there already christmas decorations up ? ? o.o 
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i don't text anybody 'cause i feel like i'm bothering them . :o 
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one of the teachers or staffa always seem to wear pjs ... why o.o 
USERNAME boo :( oh well off to work ! after my chai latte :-o 
USERNAME day* 😲 😲 😲 i was talking to your mom . #fail 
i swear , my dad gave me more than just motrin in that mix-up of medicine loll . #loopy o.o 
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USERNAME i don't think u would wwant me writting it :o 
you beg for me to dress up and then don't even show up for school ? #wow #dick 
this time last year , you would've asked me . i'm not sure if i'm ok with you fine or if i miss you . o.o oh well . people come and go . 
surprisingly awake this morning . could get used to this . 😮 
😵 😲 😟 😧 x__x welp back to bed then ! URL 
i wake up to a horny tl o.o but goodmorning , twitter loves :) *waits for replies* 
this little boy just told this girl to suck his dick o.o 
the #lakers past on phil jackson for mike d'antoni #wow that's a shocker lol .. #la y'all stupid ... 
going to throw up . that fucked up my morning . #wtf 
my annual holiday tradition began today: getting the flu . 😰 😵 🍵 
did i sell all my umbrellas in my sleep ? #wtf 
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USERNAME -seriously you haven't opened that package yet ? i thought i just missed that part of the show ! #drama #omg 
thank you bellevue train for picking the perfect time to cross just before i get to the tracks like seriously ! #pissed #needsleep #wtf 
lack of sleep woes 😲 hoping for a tko any moment , however seems doubtful 
i think i sleep tweeted last night ? ? #wtf 
USERNAME well if you're hurt i'm pretty sure they should let you use it ? :o that'll be messed up if they don't . 
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24w @ lafayette (cc ): :o akland 12 min sf dwntwn 22 min oak arpt 22 min 
880n @ industrial (ala ): :o ak arpt 12 min oakland 18 min castro vy 9 min 
camille from real housewives of beverly hills has the same bikini as me . #omg #fashion #imissummer 
USERNAME i have to tell u something that's gonna blow ur mind 😮 
USERNAME good ! yummy ! i guess i'll get fat & gross again . its ment to be enjoyed so piss on it . i'll look like jabba the hutt . lol :o 
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USERNAME fam . ! ! ! so early this morning i find out my besfrenn's girlfriend wants me ... lmao like she wants me o.0 
i know there is good talent out there that is underrated but damn does everybody need to pursue a musical career ? look at disney o_o 
why i have to be innocent , just look at me ! i'm completely angelic & stuff ! :o ) 
alam mo yung feeling na hindi mo namalayan na nakatulog ka tapos bigla ka magigising at itetext mo siya bigla . anong refkex tawag doon ? #weird 
so i guess there a fight this morning o.o cuss that's all ppl are talking about right now . 
#random ; how do you tell someone there sex game is horrible ! ! ! 
my sister is listening to ed sheeran ... #wtf #notrealmusic 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME welcome home charlie brown ! ! thanks for all 3 pics of vegas . really made me feel as if i was there ! ! o_o 
some women say they #dont kiss ... buut they #give head ! ! ! this is #random but needs #explaining ... 
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USERNAME 😵 my thoughts will be with you today .... #youreachamp 
wtf i look like worrying bout the next nigga for o.o 
USERNAME :o ! ! ! you are soo mean ! 
USERNAME i might go to teach english ^^ maybe~ wait did you know someone is dating in 2pm . jun . k said it on some show by accident o.o 
what a surprise my neibor who i thought hated me said goodmorning to me #weird #whatanicechap 
whys 1south always end with ratchetness or guns ... or both 0_o 
110 ! ! ! ! in math class ! :d hell yes ! #hyfr #omg # @ southwest tennessee community college / macon cove campus URL 
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maybe the fact that i'm legit inattentive in this class is the reason why i only have a b ? hmh o_o 
USERNAME girl you should never stop when you see a bear :o ! ! ! 
just let me go back to bed 😭 😞 😖 😲 #imissmybed 
USERNAME 😧 u cnt fire me , cuz i quit 😯 lol 
had to tweet again cause it creeped me out leaving my tweets at 2,666 😐 #weird 
USERNAME you guys really showed the league what jets football is yesterday . i mean the way sanches aired that ball out for 124 yards ! #wow 
either im really tired and losing my mind or something in here just moved on it's own ( o_o ) ... but i'm too tired to move 
USERNAME i think so too but i have a good grade in that class o_o 
sylvia dirty ashit trynna watch me take a shit o.o 
sent in my app . i hope i get in ! #illbepraying #hoping #wishing #florida #nervous 😁🙏 😮 
my english professor is so strange . she's a early video game researcher . she's such a nerd . #weird 
USERNAME 0.o but a nigga like me needs that food 
adults should probably learn to speak in sentences before talking in public . #wow #notokay 
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ok im confused if yesterday was veterans day why today a holiday with no school o_o 
i thought i slept through my 8 am and that i was going to be late for my 9 am so i rushed to get ready ... only to realize it was only 7 #wtf 
USERNAME are you doing the literary sections ? 😲 🔫 
you need to 😵 🔫 yourself before i 👊💥 your ass 
USERNAME i think i might be allergic to it then o.o 
y do i always smoke like a chemney before i have to go to work :o ? ? 
the one time i don't do homework he takes it up #wtf 
USERNAME so you can get a education 😺 😯 👍 
when your boyfriends hand is bigger then your face o.o 
yesterday i was so confident about this exam and now im fucking scared as hell . #unprepared #wtf #hatebio 
USERNAME my phone does that all the time .. it's weird . 😮 
i woke up to 10 text messages this morning o_o since when does everyone need to text me in the middle of the night and early a . m ? ? 
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USERNAME i only see you first period though 😭 💢 😮 🔫 
USERNAME 😵 yea that'll work . 😂 or maybe that jitterbug phone for the old people . 
this bitch just asked this dude how big his dick is .... #random #thirstybitches 
i listen to music all day everyday even when i'm in the shower #random 
if you ever wanna cry just watch surprise homecoming #socute #omg 😢 😭 
when teachers don't let me sleep in class <<< #wtf #imtired 
i was like i miss you & hes like how ? :o 
i hate the way your head and stomach feel after a long night of natty ices 😔 😞 😓 😷 😲 😣 
USERNAME USERNAME i seriously hate you both ! ! ! ! didn't 👩 teach us if you dnt have anything nice to say 😮 don't say it at all 😗 ☝ 
USERNAME lol you do really love japan eh ? :d wow that's cool :o maybe sometimes you can teach me deutsch :p 
USERNAME ayyee wassup ! ! me too , 12/12/12 and ill be 21 😯 😎 😊 
when your tells you that you have a different/another daddy ..... o.o 
i hate when after a person takes a shit and then after they done they leave the door open #wtf #closethedamndoor #naasty #yuck 
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if they had him that tasted like mcdonald fries 🍟 😍 or pizza or chicken or bacon or raymonds french toast ! omg 😮 😋 
if they had gum that tasted like mcdonald fries 🍟 😍 or pizza or chicken or bacon or raymonds french toast ! omg 😮 😋 
when people that are 12 tweet about how annoying 12 year olds are .. #wtf 
it's cold in texas ? ! 😵 no i wanna stay in florida ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
this kid next to me smells so bad .. i need a gas mask 😲 
this whole having the same nightmare every night thing is getting pretty old . #nobutreally #wtf 
kids at school talk about the most nastiest things .... #ewe #mypoorears #dontlikeit #agh #gross #omg 
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uh already got lost first hour .. haha gonna be a loonngg day #omg 
i really hope no one comes to tryouts & gets embarrassed by someone :o 
first: hey , i just met you , and this is crazy , so here's my number , so call me maybe then: its always a good time now: this kiss :o 
USERNAME USERNAME in my mike epps voice and who tf are you ? o_o lol 
es lo unico q odio de mi samsung . xuxi a cada 10mins diske batt baja o_o vivo llevandome mi cargador a todos lados sino paila ! 
USERNAME it's never too public to be naked :o don't let society brain wash you . 
have to focus on school today going in the zone 👂👽 😲 
it's funny when my dr thought i lived at an address i haven't lived at for 12 years #wow 
when you're with othe people you but when were in school you try to be my best friend ... #weird 
lol where are these random numbers texting me coming from ? i don't have friends ... who are you ? :o 
when my wake up call in the morning is USERNAME talking about step sing ... 😴👣 😮 🎶🎵 
i should have stayed home :o its too cold for this non sense . 
i must see clockwork and dillion francis before the year is over ! ! :o 
i hear christmas music ... o_o o_o °__° .. where is it coming from ? & its my fave one ! 
USERNAME hay liam was louis twerking the other day :o #aksliam 
back to work after calling out sick friday feeling a lot better :o ) (@ target) URL 
#love learning about rare diseases n bodily dysfunctions >>> #weird #true #medicine 
USERNAME i love you liamm do you love me :o #aksliam 
USERNAME بالنوسبه للناس اللي داخلين تويتر ضيوف شرف دول d= ! ! اييييه منتعرفيش تعملي غير ريتويت بس ! o.o .. 
okay , it's officially cutting it super close to time to move and we haven't found a house yet . #omg #stress 
it was 65 here yesterday and it snows here today #wow 
sitting hea looking at mariah as she sleeps . i just love ha . :) still soaking in , im a mother ! o_o 
slept 11 hours and i could sleep more 😲 😴 
it still mind fucks me how prostitution is illegal , but if you film it and sell it ... that's perfectly fine o.o 
why irrelevant ppl keep mentioning me that idk nor follow o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME :o why aren't you guys going tmrrw ? 
this bitch already doin the like game on fbook o_o .. sit yo ass down and learn some 
USERNAME liam will you ever notice me ? i love you and how excited are you for the take me home tour :o 
USERNAME liam will you ever notice me ? i love you and how excited are you for the take me home tour :o 2 
o.o so much on my mind . i feel like my head is going to explote :) : 
USERNAME liam will you ever notice me ? i love you and how excited are you for the take me home tour :o 3 
USERNAME liam will you ever notice me ? i love you and how excited are you for the take me home tour :o 4 
of course we are talking about college relationships in wellness today . #coincidence 😮 
USERNAME liam will you ever notice me ? i love you and how excited are you for the take me home tour :o 5 
USERNAME liam will you ever notice me ? i love you and how excited are you for the take me home tour :o 6 
USERNAME liam will you ever notice me ? i love you and how excited are you for the take me home tour :o 7 
USERNAME liam will you ever notice me ? i love you and how excited are you for the take me home tour :o 8 
#g _ o_o _d_m_o_r_n_i_n_g everybody & #s _a_l_u_t_e to all my fellow brothers & sisters in arms & the vets that came before me 
i had a dream me and USERNAME jumped off a bigg cliff , into water , so we can die o.o but we ain't die ! 
USERNAME liamm do you like cupcakes ? ? #askliam :o 
females urk me , getting pregnant on purpose . o_o 
video in first perio d= 😆 😄 ... video in coach mitchell's first perio d= 😲 🔫 
oh i just love that moment when my friends boyfriends thinks that he is cheating on him with me . #wow #lame 
USERNAME private school , they make their own rules #weird #stupid 
just checked the standings , are the pistons headed for the bobcats record last year ? 😵 💔 
USERNAME oh i know you don't gotta tell me twice :o 
a girl fell in the sidewalk so now there's eight cops on my campus now #wtf #sodumb 
ihm thinkin bout getin some poetic justice braids . o_o 
so my friend called me this morning .. she got all frantic , saying #smh #wow #lol 
those little things in life :) moms dumb hand motions #wtf 
going to work on a day off #crazy #borderlineinsane #thepeopleswork 
s . c . h . o.o . l .- seven crappy hours of our life 😒 ! ! 
USERNAME liamm do you think you'll ever get over your fear of spoons ? #askliam :o 
now i have to go pee ..... you just want to go ! #random 
the mini heart-attack you have when your foot misses one stair o_o 
USERNAME omgg you scared me ... really bad ! ! :o 
i feel like my head is about to explode 😳 💣 😵 
USERNAME this is why jarachi can't have anymore sweets ! :o 
when it gets cold like this it makes me need to pee all the time :o #weirdfactaboutme 
USERNAME i want mine done , but i probably won't stretch it . :o 
USERNAME USERNAME it's okay because i'm already dead #ripdirtbag 😵 
USERNAME liam there's a spoon on your head . #askliam :o 
this bitch circled my car twice . she's on some other shit . #crazy #crazy #crazy #bitch 
USERNAME what pills did you pop this morning ? #crazy 
it's so nice out but i am so cold ! ☀❄ #wtf #fuckit #hatebeingsick 
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got in my car and the bass was turned all the way up . . . #wtf 
my professor just seriously pronounced macbeth as mac beth #omg #homeschoolingprobz 
i had a quarter in my bed when i woke up this morning o.o 
i barely talk to anyone anymore and i'm perfectly okay with it o.o 
it doesn't even fill like my birthday is this week :o does that mean i getting old ? ! :, o 😱 
amelia bedelia now comes with razor blades ... o_o @ allied services (n . south road) URL 
USERNAME when we saw cabin in the woods there was a lady there with two young kids . like 6 or 7 years old . #wtf 
when ppl have to question whthr or not i gotta problem with lesbians , gays , or bis . really pisses me off ! o_o 
USERNAME watch you have your bby in there :o lol 
checking ava's diaper 15 times while she's eating only to realize her farts are just that rancid .. 😯 #disgusting 
USERNAME i woke up like that as well . my uvula was swollen too o.o 
its too early for me , and super cold :o 
some stranger came up to and said i look like her best friend from who knows where and that i was cute o.o 
USERNAME humaygad . si zayn ba to ? ! ! :o 
i fear for my life this winter in a hatchback . 😮 🙏 
why is that song stuck in my head ? :o (last tweet) 
USERNAME USERNAME thanks for the rt ! ! #wow moment for sure ;) 
first tweet tit of the day .... she ain't about that life 😯 😵 #schoollife #collegeprobs 
my mama just asked me why my boobs getting so big o_o 
fuck these hormones ! ! i cried during like 3 commercials about motherhood and children this morning ..... #wtf 
i had a dream i kissed another guy . first dream i ever cheated :o 
okay so its 30 degrees in san angelo & my suitemate decides to shower in the morning and go to class like that ... #damn ! #crazy ! 
i wonder if ill turn into a zombie or live :o 
been blind with a migraine for the past 3 days 😲 
it's freezing the weight room with these windows open but i secretly kinda like it :o 
USERNAME i'm listening to love songs on pandora .. 😵 🔫💣🔪💊💉🔨 
i can see how this class is going to go . o_o 
not tired at all today #thatsafirst and its monday ? #weird 
why kiara being all freaky on my tl tho . ? 😯 
damn girl cover your mouth when you yawning no body wants to smell that dragon breath 😗 💨 😵 
had a dream last night ... i was running away from the cops :o 
USERNAME lmao i seen it and was like o.o only wilky would say some shit like that . 
USERNAME can i have yo visor ? o.o lmao . 
when ur to work on time but no1s there t o.o pens the doors 
USERNAME sorry i was just so excited ! ! ! ! ! #stepsing #love ❤ 💛 💚 💙 💜 😮 🎶 
my roommate said i was gonna freeze my nuts off o.o 
trying to go to the gym but #rhobh is keeping my eyes glued to the tv :o 
my mom just told me that she came in my room in the middle of the night because i was singing in my sleep :o #weird 
true life , i had long legs to start and making them leaner has made me look like a giraffe #weird 
mornings with USERNAME & USERNAME ! #crazy #morning #energize #happy #fun #us #girls 
USERNAME i have a c in math ! ugh and yeah girl english is easy :o 
life lessons from my sociology professor: life is short , so if you wanna enjoy yourself smoke marijuana and have some scotch .... o_o 
USERNAME lucky i have school with all these mean mexicans (; dude i dunno what to do i'm failing math . :o 
i love it wen people have mii name n dere mouth cause it means that im so important to yu #random tweet 
USERNAME USERNAME help it is like a sickness , understood time ag o.0 off button . if is fate ? i loved it . no matter what .. 
but randomly woke up with mandy moore stuck in my head . #wtf 
i've been awake for 2 hours and i'm just now realizing that i'm the only one in my house 😯 #whereiseveryone 
i'm under attack by a very frisky kitten . 😲 
haven't watched teen mom in a while #weird . #hah 
USERNAME if u shank anyone it will be someone #crazy 
USERNAME made me notice that trey songz kinda sounds like a llama when sing some of his notes o.o if you imagine it 
i don't understand how people get surprised when something strange in the weather happens ! you've lived in mn it happens every year ! 😯 
when i see you in the club imma sneak you like🚶👊 😠 😵 💤 
that awk moment when i don't haven class but still went and had to sign in #wtf #mondays 
so windy out i can't even count how many times my dress has come up 😯 
lakers getting d'antoni when pj was available would be like cowboys getting reid this off season if peyton is available . #crazy 
i wish i took better pictures of myself . 😲 
why the hell did my dad change his default on fb to my bootcamp picture #parents #weird #problem 
i use to care what mufuckas thought now i'm like #wtf ever 
51 summer st . is moving to downtown edgartown . #crazy 
i haven't been on twitter as much as i used to be . #weird 
it's survival of the fittest at my house right now ! 😒 😲 🍴🍅🍎🍊🍉🍓🍆 
this weekend took it out of me , i'm exhausted ! 😲 
partying the night before a test . not my greatest idea . #wtf #wineflu #slapthebag 
USERNAME lmaoo watchuu meann thee world must be endin ? o.o 
my little 5 year old neice knows how to work a phone better than her dad ! :o 
:o look at my lil friend ---> USERNAME sitting there being a stranger :o . thats real . 
USERNAME ona uz je tam i ta druha znamka ? o_o 
mr wright needs to see a robert martinez ? pahahaha wtff , the irony o.o 
chloe won't let me go to sleep 😲 ... @ twin towers apartments URL 
USERNAME i want to kill my lab partner .. 😲 🔫 
USERNAME idont think ihave you my address . . . did i , ? o.o 
patho patho patho running through my mind ! 😵 🔫🔪💣🔨 
i have a mini heart attack when i can't find my phone o.o 
gotta drive myself to my interview o.o im already nervous ! 
so i won a ticket for one direction ? ? ? what ! ! o_o 
USERNAME hahaha mons got stranded at sonic with joe hahahahha he's battery died #omg #lastnight #gummy #hotmess 
just wanna fast forward through this week ! #testsontestsontests 📝📗🍎 😲 👎 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME special like whaat ? ! 😯 
everyone's either getting pregnant , engaged , or married . #wtf #idontwanttobeold 
remember me>> s/o f . r . e . e b . o.o . s . i . e >>> alway's z there >> 
i feel like i'm dead but still walking around and functioning . 😲 
just remembered that a tranny walked up to me last night and asked if i wanted any blow #wtf 
get me out of this class :( :( #omg #stillhaveanhourandahalfleft 
the one day i dress for cold weather it's almost hot out #wtf 
i don't USERNAME mom would approve of his avi , now would she ? 😑 😮 😼 
my cars gas tank empties as if i never fill it #wtf 
USERNAME i thought you guys were back together because she was at the show yesterday .. o.o 
USERNAME i love you . i hope you have a great day ! ! 😘 😮 
USERNAME lmfao :o & thanks :) you coming to school tomorrow ? 
just sat down in class and saw #happyfeet scramble to close whatever she was lookin at on her laptop #veryquestionable #wtf 
the janitor lady in nance is washing the steps with a broom . ! ? 0.o wuut . ! ? 
USERNAME is following me . i'm uncomfortably happy about this .. #omg 
USERNAME yess . i did . i had a lot of creeps messaging me o.o and theres also another reason .. but you have to chat me .. 
when you wake up from a deep sleep and realize that you were suppose to be at work 20 minutes ago 😵 🔫 #hellomonday 
i need these washed i got mustard onem . rt USERNAME o.o rt USERNAME *takes off pants*rt USERNAME ready* 
USERNAME o_o ..... i uhh ... have seen em 4 times ... thats quite impressive though ! wish i could afford to do that but got school 
i don't even think i did my assignments that are due today #random 
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USERNAME oh lord , i don't know if i should do that man 😮 
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i'm not really happy that's #snowing right now 😵 👎❄ 
going to start playing some drums again today . we'll see how well that goes 😮 
woke up this morning with my phone off the charger and in my hand ... & texts sent to people i can't for the life of me sending 😯 😑 💬 
ohh jeesus , government class at its greatest 😮 😂 
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drip drop drip drop ... waiting on the rain to stop ... o_o 
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my phone has no service but yet i can tweet . #wtf #meanttotweet 
i have this face 😊 next to like everyone in my phone . #weird 
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i had a dream that i was suited up and leaving to the air force :o 
most kids wanna watch cartoons mines wants to watch football o_o 
loud mouth breather that sits behind me in class also chews his gum like a cow chews cud . #omg #stfu #ihatemondays 
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really wish i was outside and not i'm class #wtf 
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my mind is still like :o nobody should ever say that to anybody . 
USERNAME swear to god .. you ain't fooling with me tho ? ? ;o really cuando can we start on that then huh ? 0.o 
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i just sneezed , and my eye started twitching o_0 
i lost two sticks of chapstick . how tf did that happen o.o 
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lmao , his name is mike too .. and that's my moms coworkers son .. hmm #weird #atleastyourehappy 
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me being up at this time is weird o.o but daddy gave me $100 :) 
USERNAME problem was i didn't know before the test #overmyhead #toomuch 😲 🙅 
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seriously cannot believe what is all happening right now .. #wtf 
wish i had longer than a 3 day break #wtf 
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i see the weirdest people at the community college #wtf 
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is she keeps singing don't drop that thun thun thun i'm gonna kill her 😲 🔫 
when i walked out of my house there was lots of snow & when i drove into rochester there wasn't shit . #wtf #sadtweet 
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did all my homework already that's due on friday .... got a's on both of my papers ... 😯 who am i right now ? ? ! 
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this dude just had the stupidest pick up line #omg 
i feel like 😵 been up four hours and i'm taking a nap . 😷😴 
i forgot to tweet about the lakers last night #wtf love my lakers =) 
al frente de mi casa están filmando una propaganda . #omg #hollywoodhallegadoaqueens :d 
waking up to two 3 year olds about 6 inches away from your face just staring at you ... o.o 
when you see a couple and this whole time you thought they were brother and sister ... #awkward 😮 
why can't you just support me with my decisions ? afterall you should be happy for me .. #wow #truefriend #not 
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all these people on my tl i don't remember following .. ( o_o ) 
rt :o f course she likes the whole single party fun thing but sometimes she wouldn't mind the whole cuddling holding hands i'm his girl thing 
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for the first time* i've never watched the notebook before :o 
:o thats right ! lol thanks to obama its food stamp day . 
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kemia and dontravious needs to get back together #random ahha 
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walk this way and just give me a kiss . like this ... 😮 
i have so much shit to do today #wtf #ugh 
i'm such a crazy sleeper , my bed sheets are on the floor , i wake up with no socks or any of my 4 earrings , & opposite position i slept in o.o 
USERNAME o.o . . no ones feelings will get hurt over here beside yours hun 
i am actually really happy that it is monday . #weird 
just witnessed an old man playing the bagpipes in grand river ramp . #awesome #random #bagpipes 
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my allergies are off the wall because of this unseasonably warm weather 😵 
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when my facebook updates it's own status and is blank #wtf #creepy #weird 
also had a dream that my mom set me up for a murder she committed too ... explain that one o_o 
and i have no idea where it went ! ! ! 👎 😵 
teacher didn't show up for me to take my exam :-o grr 
i just got burned by at 14 year old . #wtf 
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USERNAME don't worry , my neighbors decided to break down a wooden fence right out side my window 0.o 
gonn be late to class cause the elevators take 10 years to get to the 10th floor #wtf 
the idiots sitting , next to me , behind , me and infront of me . -_- #wtf 
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sometimes i randomly laugh when im looking at my phone because i see the stupid shit people are tweeting . #wow #funnyforme 
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this guessing game is unsettling lol but i suppose i asked for it o_o 
s/o to USERNAME what's up man have seen you in a while 😐 😵 🔫 
we are all fat cause its to expensive to eat and be healthy . #wtf 
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going to try and go back to sleep 😲 💤👍✅ 
USERNAME dude i miss you ! guess what :o ! text me ill tell you 
USERNAME what time is practice . today i for got o.o ? 
double pneumonia ... 102 fever ... bed rest ... really ? ! ? are tou kidding me ? ! ? this is not what i had planned for my week at all ! 😧 😢 😯 
i wonder what my friends do when they by they self and fart ? ( 0_o ) .... do they laugh , walk away , smell it ? #eww 
i was supposed to think of games to play in this class in social day . and i have nothing ..... 😲 
going to the photos your tagged in on facebook and finding a new one every time #wow 
USERNAME lmao ! xd but you bigger than me right ? o.o lol idk 
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look at that . awake at 8 :3 0 again #wtf 
the love sosa video has over 9 million views :o 
in a room full of pregnant ppl 0_o , weird vibe . 
mom: me: (~_~) (-_-) (°_-) ( -_°) ( >_< ) ( o_o ) ( o_o ) 
now i look more like a frizzy kardashian than a mermaid ... #notmyplanatall #wtf #tonedownthefrizz 
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i can't get a shower because my sisters fake baby is ' trying to pee' #wtf 
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USERNAME likes ta play with fire when she's high :o 
it feels so weird not being in school because we never get days off #weird #respiratorystudentprobs 
watching the kids play in the very spot i smoked my first bowl drunk on whiskey on the playground behind the school #weird 
there are so many people touring brevard today . #wow 
i'm guessing they will be talking instead of working all morning o_o 
USERNAME this relationship is a longg ass story ! ima tell yu who yu gone be like :o 
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he hungry i feed him , he need head i give it to em , #random ! 
USERNAME just called me a d . i . l . f ......... #wtf 
ohh do i have a story for USERNAME & USERNAME #juicy 😏 😮 😋 
so much drama today 😲 thank god i'm not involved #winning 
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omg .... rebecca minkoff sampke sale , but looking at the line o_o i don't think so ! 
doing a singalong in my spanish 232 class . cause that's what upper level language is good for . #wtf URL 
hope cheer live is going be ready for the thousands of people watching spirit celebration this weekend ! USERNAME #crazy 
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ive lost my mind ! all day ive going into a room and just stand there like duh until i remember what the hell im there for ! #wtf 
oohh , that made it sound like it was towards gantry :o it's not lolol 
i am not focusing on this essay at all right now 😵 🔫 
#mentiontofriend who hates peanut butter and jelly ! ! 0_o USERNAME 
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big people in little people clothes < 😵 *fish voice from spongebob* my eyes ! ! ! 
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mom said were not having a christmas tree .. #heartbroken #wtf #sad 😧 💔 🎄👎 
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USERNAME trees die painful deaths o_o i hear they get cut in half 
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my mo is already taking out the christmas decorations ! ! umm its only november 12 ! ! o.o 
would not have gone to sage today if i knew we was talkin about love and relationships #wtf #thatsthatshitidontlike #old 
some girls are just completely and utterly oblivious , crazy & stupid . you think you know but trust me you have no idea . #crazy 
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he said im the rudest person he's ever seen . #wtf #gtfo 
im actually kinda glad my brother coming back for break o_o 
bambi is checkn out traffic coming off rt 24 onto rte 128 just b4 randolph exit o_o 
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USERNAME USERNAME friend has an event said i can bring two friends it's a free facial makeover and gift 😯 
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sex em gud .. cook his meals , rub his head til he go to slp .. wake em up .. sex em gud , buy em a outfit n let em go make our muney :o ur routine 
just sneezed for a solid minute nonstop . o_o maaybe i'mma stay home . 
USERNAME lmao ! wtf how he know what sour smell like ? :o 
USERNAME you don't even know what it say 😩 😢 😵 😭 
USERNAME do you know who runs this account ? is it anyone from the crew ? #omg 💯 😲 URL 
glad the weather finally got its shit together except for skipping fall and going straight to winter #txweather #wtf 
these hoes don't got respectt for they self ;( 0.o 
this diet is for the birds , already chewed through a pack of gum & it's not even noon 🐦 😵 
i would love to be home in my own bed snuggling with my pups ... unfortunately i'm not o_o #somethingsnotrighthere 
#musicmonday #random my taste in music is so varied ... #nameless #livewhilewereyoung #everydaybirth @ my bed URL 
it's been so long since i been here o.o (@ hcc d building) URL 
three day weekends suck especially on monday got nothing to do :o 
i miss the summer . i could easily do a 3 mile run no problem , now i'm struggling with 2 😯 #iblameib #thestruggle 
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i'm like mad flexible . like yeah i'm totally badass #thisguyrightnow #omg haha shut up 
my treat afterr i finish singing ..... i swear i'm going to pig out ! ! o.o @ the robert b . miller college URL 
so i just learned my mommy works on black friday . so devin and i have to go shopping together . i'm scared one of us won't come out alive . 😵 
USERNAME um , since when were american so-called conservatives not hypocrites ? but it's a genuinely awful idea > :-o USERNAME 
. omg ijuhh sneezedd so hard nd my butt startedd painin df o_o 
the shit my prof says . <<< #weird #notfunny #awkward 
niks dilated to 8 ... and jake has entered the kitty canal ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😯 
i think i need meds ... i just saw a girl casually rollerblade through the library #otstudent #wtf ... k i'm not crazy she just went by again 
my ankle is completely purple prob won't be able to walk for another week and i'm supposed to start work tomorrow 😲 
8 in the morning doing math ! ! ! lol USERNAME #crazy 
i order my norm . iced coffee two equals and i get a iced coffee with two expresso shots🙈 😲 #heartattack 
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soo much for kobe going out wit a 'ship ... but d'antoni thou ? ? ? o_o ? ? ? 
USERNAME erm ... what be with the wink ? o.o 
went up one boob size and down in pants size .... 0.o i guess i don't hate it 
... started by dressing up for school ..... on a monday 😯 . (that never happens) 
it's 12 already ! o.o ima go around 1. lt 
USERNAME he came out of the closet so since you two have been spending so much time of time together and all , i put the pieces together 😲 
the text USERNAME sent me sure as hell woke me up 😯 😂 🐥 
started by dressing up ... on a monday 😯 . (that never happens) 
USERNAME how do you clean his cage ? don't you have to take him out 😮 
i have butterflies & i don't know why o_o . i don't like this feeling it's weird . 
she just told me she got suspended from high school bc her & a boy w/ down syndrome got caught cheating off each other USERNAME 😳 😂 😂 😵 
i wonder if she still coming to see breaking dawn with me o.o 
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i haven't seen USERNAME or alyssa since august . #weird . 
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cleaning my house then working on this 3 page biography yup what a fun way to spend my long weekend o.o #studentproblems #neatfreak 
USERNAME c lunch ...... dont you come to my lunch today ? o.o 
dayum . i'm throwing grenades and not getting anything . #wtf 
i had a dream miranda had a baby . #lolol #weird #freaky #baby #bff #dream #awake 
why is it when i try and take a crap my daughter feels it play time in the bathroom with me #wtf ! 
wtf ? , i thought it was the 18, o_o 
USERNAME next will be the story of the boy who didn't believe the girl who cried wolf .. 😵 
USERNAME i tried that , but they have this big warning that u shouldn't put free kittens on there becuz they will b abused and killed ! :-o 
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me: 😲 thats why your wife left you little dick ass 
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USERNAME it's 65 degrees in mass . it snowed last week . #wtf #newengland 
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i made anthonys grandma repeat it because i didn't believe it o_o 
the dream i had last night i will remember forever . holy shit get out of my head . #nightmare #disgusting #wtf . 
really , really surprised on who was the focus of my dream last night . 😆 😵 😶 😏 
only in #nola can a hs student make a weapon from simple school supplies #wtf 
sometimes i just wanna trip ppl when they walking by lol #random 
USERNAME i just spit out my tea reading your hash tag #omg ! 
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there really are no black people in massachusetts . o_o 
USERNAME this saturday ! :o where at ? i wanna go \*.*/ 
g . o.o . d monday . @ morehouse college URL 
USERNAME :o ahh i'm so jealous ! that's a dream job ! haha 
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my new follower USERNAME looks like my best friend USERNAME :o #omg 
if you have to swear that you are not #crazy , you are most definitely ... but maybe in a good way , lol ! 
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it seem like when you gotta job you hate wrkn , but when you aint got one you be willing to wrk anywhere smh #crazy . 
USERNAME so :o & the armory in clinton lol (: 
faith as little as a mustard seed can move mountains ... imagine faith as big as an avacado seed o.o 
and we wonder why we have an #obesityproblem or a #diabetesepidemic o.o 
i had a dream about shorty low ( o.o ) 
it was nice knowing everyone #abouttodie ! #mirandadriving #raining 😲 USERNAME 
i woke up and my mouth was actually open . 😯 lmbo . 
USERNAME its just that she always got me :o lol aww ! yay :) ) are you having a party ? 
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whoa ! rt USERNAME the report claims that #google ad revenue now exceeds all print publications combine d: URL #wow 
my co worker said he will take me out for lunch anywhere i want .. but make sure its cheap 0_o 
i realized that i don't really talk to the people i was friends with in middleschool #wow #sad 
so apparently ashton kutcher and mila kunis were in the same cafe as us .. #wtf 
USERNAME i'll be in here for a minute ! ! she's yappin ! 😲 👄 
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USERNAME i mean .... yeah 👊💢 😲 you're dead 😜 where are u gettin a 2nd job ? ? 
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USERNAME im at rutgers , homie . :o lol . 
i've been having this reoccurring dream that i forget a towel after showering . 😯 
it's crazy to look back a year and realize how different of a person you are now #wow #changing 
with or without a blunt i'm gonna go smoke ! ! ! lol i just want to get high i'm starting to get depress for no reason :o there's seriously 
so how come you say 'text me' and i text you and then days later you respond #wtf 
didnt have a sweet16 , so im thinking about having a sweet17 :o 
USERNAME haha well i'm following him , idk what the hell is going out :o lol 
USERNAME ctfu , this is too funny , my stomach is growling for you :o rawr . 
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2 chainz is el garbo . why do folks like him ? ? ? ? ? o_o #illbethathater #fuckit 
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USERNAME duh she needs to fall in love with doug . idk though after who he hooked up with i was disappointed #omg #weneedlives 
welp bye bye twitter see u wen i wake up imma miss you :o 
wish i could have seen my new sisters get initiated tonight . four years ago i made that amazing step . #crazy #asa #sanctuary #love #sisters 
USERNAME damn :o im guessing things didnt end so well 
this season of vampire diaries is getting tense o.o omg lol 
USERNAME well now i have to delete the tweet cuz i feel like an asshole :o 
i'm so filling feel like my dress is going to rip off 😂 😉 😮 
i was weak af how when we was at lunch , the topic of the day was cootchie o.o 
such a wise man he was ! ! ! #lt #random #grandfather 
today i started laughing while i was dreaming and i kept going on like that through out the day #leme #random 
USERNAME or you could message me :o shocking i know 
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celebrating my 100th tweet by making my profile public ! no more protected tweets , i'm an open book . now bring on more followers ... o.o 
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bradley james spotted with girlfriend , georgia king in la today ! i'm literally spazing out thinking he's like meeting with ryan murphy . o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME to drive engagement up on voting ? cause who wants vino to win ? #weird 
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USERNAME watching ocean of fear: worst shark attack ever 😨 😵 USERNAME would be proud ! #sharkgirl 
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USERNAME who do you have ? :o i love my teachers ... lol . 
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USERNAME just a littlee :o last time she created a small puddle on a persons table .. lmao 
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forever hearing #munday ko bach keh rahi in clubs #wtf 
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USERNAME strawberry kitkats ? ! :o when did those get invented ? 
USERNAME brought into big e market in eckert , co ... toilet seat around neck . hunter was a plumber #trophyhunt #crazy URL 
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USERNAME safely in bed lol but idk i i can leave my dorm :o 
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ima start writing down each time my minds blown 0_o 
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USERNAME taco cabana ! they were like $6.40 :o that's college kid friendly 
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USERNAME happy birthday my brother now where's the party so we can get fucked up . :o 
when people tweet goodnight and then keep posting ... 😲 
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USERNAME are you going to the fundraiser tomorrow ? :o 
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my cat just staring at me while i exercise o.o 
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seriouslu almost pooped :o oh boy oh boy oh boy ! 
USERNAME wait dose that mean i'm talking to the past :o since i'm desmond ? 
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USERNAME 1401 ... 0.o but i did good on my quiz , so hopefully tomorrow goes well too ! 
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USERNAME my jackie chan goon gon have to come out the closet for alla that :o 
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ok im all confused o_o im heading to the future *opens a portal* see ya in a ssec *jumps through* 
people who post a status everyday about what their thankful for .. no one cares to be honest . 😮 
paper due at midnight- submitted at 11:40. #omg #slacker #done 😌 
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this guy USERNAME #merica #music #crazy @ alabama music box URL 
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older people text and use facebook more than me #wtf #nolife lol 
i managed to deep condition my hair , polish my nails , and surf the net . i some how didn't get around to studying or my paper . #weird 
i miss my brother , a lot ! #weird #notnormal 
i just called my boyfriend a bitch ... he just called me a bitch made nigga ... shit just got real ! o.o 
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USERNAME ill check . ! ! (: i need those tickets . ! ! ! 😮 
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lol girll i don't know how u do it ! that shit was cray :o 
when my sister woke up from her nap immediately she came and hugged me and kiss my cheek i was like whaat :o shocking ! 
lol that time they caught lupe jacking off to family guy lmao #wtf 
i have the cutest way to ask someone to #saides but no one to ask .. :o 
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doing things for other people and getting nothing in return . #wtf 
USERNAME i found that book in my desk yesterday ! ! ! ! #weird #coincidence 
o.o wahh ? how long were you guys with each other for ? :'o 
dylan gross feet seriously stank 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 
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USERNAME how do you go from leaves to a nut , a nut to wind ? 😮 
when someone calls me hot . 😳 😨 😱 😵 😲 😦 😧 😮 😯 😶 
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USERNAME well the people gave me a hot drink so ... o.o 
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USERNAME may i have a ride sunday 0.o sorry i didn't ask earlier :p 
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bored af ! ! ! ! ! 💀 😲 😵 😬 ....... 
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USERNAME for reals last time i stayed up i was hearin noises outside my window :o 
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USERNAME omg so they took your keys ? ! :o 
master chiefs face omg o.o . don't u dare take that suit off i want halo 5 
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#iwillneverunderstand how when guys cheat , the bitch is always nasty as fuck #exprobs #wtf 
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USERNAME then how are you gonna get there if you don't know where it is ? :o 
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USERNAME maria quit an nobody else was in the schedule . fuckk 😲 🔫 
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on another note , how am i going to narnia with no coat ? ! 😯 
she just said she would suck a dick from the back 😵 😲 
in the woods ... some serial killer shit fucking scary some weird musics playing softly ... #wtf #scared #fuckit 
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okay do you at least know where they're staying at ? :o 
introducing my sister ... & dis is exactly why i love this girl ! #crazy URL 
*scrolls on my tl* flowers . ! ? 0_o did ole boy mean 
g . o.o . d . music always cheers me up . even on the shortest days 👌 
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USERNAME if you say soo but you need to be sleep :o 
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USERNAME throws down with authority ... #wow & USERNAME wet from down town ! ! #rookies 
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USERNAME congealed mutton fat with raisins ? i'll pass . 😲 
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my monkey talks to his puppy as if he is going to respond 0.o 
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USERNAME lets go to thaa beaacchh . #now #screwsc #random 
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USERNAME dude lets get it iwas thinking of that ! ! ! you down ? ! ! ! ! :o 
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USERNAME gudd question . i was jus takin a chance ... o_o 
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( 0.o ) eew i didn't get no retweets ? ? smh all my follower is nasty lbs 
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USERNAME 😱 😱 😱 my life is complete *dies* 😲 
iiwan mo ako tapos babalik ka ? ano ako tourist spot ? #nganga ka nalang :o 
she's cute but don't let that fool ya , she's a destroyer :o cenone #hurricane #lily #the #des @ alameda , ca URL 
so i fell asleep at five yesterday .. and i just woke up .. #wtf 
why and just when your needing someone . the person you very least expect is there for you ? #weird 
huge reeses cups #candy #food #reeses #omg #stuff @ bp / ampm URL 
eyy USERNAME i remember when you had 10k followers just last year ! #crazy 
i was born with a heart 3 sizes to small that's why it's hard for me to love o_o 
dinner sucked tonight though . lasagna with no meat ? #wtf 
omg just saw pic of a girl w/genital warts ! if that doesn't scare the tar outta you , nothing will ! 😷 😵 the was literally unrecognizable . 
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signs he's sniffing brings home boy back to the house to weigh out powda o_0 
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rich has a big head i can barely see the laptop screen . #omg 
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-- 5 :o 6 bday tweet that i always miss lol 
dat awkward moment that you in the shower and the water turns icy cold .... o_o ! ! ! ! 
as soon as i get off work i'm takin a nap then gettin rdy to get my party on 😲 
i have gained a new habit of dozing off with my phone in my had . only when i not staying awake too long from insomnia ! ! ... lol .. #crazy 
wait wait kelso and jackie are dating irl ? #crazy 
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its starting to get light out and i'm still up .. like summer all over again #crazy 
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i can't believe it's about to be 5 am and my son is still awake #wtf 
when you dream about someone and your like close friends in your dream .. in reality your just acquaintances .. #wtf brain 
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um did my dryer just talk to me .... ? #wtf #trippin 
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this nigga said her clit look like a tiny ass dick 0_o wtf ? ? ? 
my twitter won't show who rted and favorited my tweets ... o_o 
i'm grounded because of my hair . seriously ? #wtf 
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ever get the hiccups while brushing your teeth ? just hapend to me ... #wtf #toearly 
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i can't find a single jacket .... i might be forced to wear the same one as yesterday #omg #outfitrepeating 😳 
when i wanna wear skinny jeans and uggs its gonna be 80 degrees .... #wtf 
mom :o h-yeah ken called last night me:where was i . her:upstairs me: why tf you anit wake me up . her:for what me:what you mean for what 
you peice of shit , u broke me down . thought u said you , would hold me , but i can see it in ur eyes ur blinded by them flashing lights 😲 
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USERNAME USERNAME have though skin bc they listen too miley cyrus in the morning 😶 😯 
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- i could picture myself calling angel dad ..... o.o 
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my bus driver is falling asleep at the wheel ! o.o #wakeup ! 
my momma is up cleaning my room . #crazy , but at least ion have to do it . 
woke up reached for my fone and i forgot i aint have it 0.o 
might've gotten it from uncooked meat ... o.o rtUSERNAME what if i have a tapeworm or something ? :o 
he has a girlfriend 😱 i had no ideaa 😯 
i feel awkward when my ig posts get a lot of likes really fast . o.o 
USERNAME what if it was and they sat next to me o_o 
i can't believe all the racist comments from the other night it's 2012 ! ! ! are you serious ! ! ! ! ! ! #ashamed #wow 
love watching the clouds pass by fast . its not even windy o.o 
that moment when you get to lab and realize you don't know what any of the stuff on the table is #lame #wtf 
*soo my daddy comes in the room all loud* get up ! time for breakfast ! .. *i walk in the kitchen* he sai d: i wasn't talking to you .. o_o wtf 
that moment when you poke yourself in the eye #wtf 
naw she's just stalking you for your booty lmao rt USERNAME that rude girl rides my bus o.o 
i love how my dad tells me he's going to london for business , and then two days later i see on facebook he's in rome . #ifeelloved #nice #wtf 
that feeling after you've finished packing that you forgot something <<<<<< #wtf #everytime #probdid 
thank god i only have two classes today . #hungover #wtf 😔 
te amo to everyone who has or have been there for me ! :o 
one minute u tlk shit about her but say u still love her #wtf 
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speeding and still getting passed by cars . #crazy #toofast #roadrage 
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so there's frost advisories here in the mountains , but at home (in a lower altitude) there's a freeze warning . #wtf 
never trust no one that's say i did get your text o_o 
i'm not permitted to register at this time ? ! ? ! #wtf 
"USERNAME “george bush accidentally votes for obama URL lol #wow #dubya #w #bushisms 
officially the happiest person in the world ! ! #omg #thisisntreallife #yesitiss 
u ain even gimme a chance to bathe ... o.o so wat u did last night ! 
🍻pour up 🍺drank 😳 🔫headshot 🍺drank 💺sit down 🍺drank 🚶stand up 🍺drank 😲 pass out 🍺drank 😳 wake up 🍺drank 😜 faded 🍺drank 😝 faded 
i'm so not sorry i was sleeping and it was an inconvenience to you , so u stop bye at 417 in the morning ! #wtf 
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my bus aid look like she suck dick ! #serioustweet . o_o 
and i have a meeting at 9 :3 0 fml idk if i'm gonna make it to by that time :o 
still wondering why im up so early ! ? #wtf #pissed #needsleep 
well i'm probably going to be kicked out of here bc i'm going to turn into a bitch #crazy 🌀 😡 #ijustwanttorun 
you deserve the best ...... don't let anyone tell you otherwise #random 
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my parents said i got the choice to stay home or go to school . 😵 they must be high or something . 
this will have to do for now 😲 😱 😷 😨 #bugundercup #wakeupdad URL 
this dude beside me smells like ass and cigarettes . 😲 
mrs izard is our sub in english ! ! ! ! #middleschoolsub #iloveher #favsub #sheremembersus #omg #hashtag #yay #okimdone 
i can never look at matt bomber the same ever again . #whitecollar #fiftyshades #omg 
so this is what it's like to be on time for an 8am class .. #weird #goodmorning 
i just noticed there's alot of slow kids in my neighborhood , but they fast running on that bus and running off ... but why they runnin tho o_o 
my brother sleeps with a fan on #wtf it's in this house ! ! ! ! 
my brother sleeps with a fan on #wtf it's freezing in this house ! ! #iwillneverunderstand 
ghaa ! :o just realized i get paid today & i get to see my chocolate man plus its friday today better be a good day ^_^ 
oomf attempted to smoke a mild without freaking it first lol 😲 i was weak .. she bout was bout to just light that bitch up 🔥 😚 💨 
i don't see how girls/couples be getting dudes or chicks names tatted on them 😶 😯 couldn't be me ! 
that little fat shit broke my sisters phone 👊💢 😵 🔫🔪 
before my head starts to really killing me , i took some extra strength tylenol . good/interesting night ... #omg #neveragain 
i got USERNAME her anniversary gift ! :p #omg shes going to fucking love it ! ! 
USERNAME just meet up at school :o i don't have a ride to school only hellie . 
get off ur ass cause its friday and its time to go all hyper on everyone at work . dance like a #monkey #crazy #happy 
who gives an 8:15 test ... on a friday #shouldntbeallowed #tired #wtf 
then to come home and welcome all those girls in for the weekend . 0.o 
walk out side & it smells like a fish market . . . #wtf #stankin 
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harry styles and taylor swift are back together ? ! ! when were they ever together ? ! ! ! #omg #iwilltalkaboutthis 
i just dropped #myphone ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! o.o 
USERNAME what 😲 ha but ill text you later today stop all that 
my sweet bj is having his senior night ! ! 😲 😱 
when i follow someone or follow someone back , the first thing i do is read their bio o.o 
what a bazaar experience - wake up at 4 :3 0, walk outside , see a car turned on its side with no ems or police in site . #weird 
thats all #middleclass can afford to do now #fiscalcliff coming #flashmob with #obamaphones #wtf 
thank you god for letting me survive last night #crazy #party #blackout #daf ! ! ! ! #worst #hangover 
fuk me ! my entertainments r getting too emotional damn ! ! o_o 
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everyones staring at me and im not sure why :o 
USERNAME i want to but gotta see what time we get off today cause they love hold us in so late ! ! ugh o_o 
went to bed wearing a shirt . woke up without one . #wtf 
what . they miscounted & mitt romney actually won ! wtf ? o_o . we fucked ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
#mbta just shut the doors in my face .... really ? it's cold out here ! guess my $212/month pass doesn't get me a ride to work #wtf 
lilmisspink is being real nice this a . m o_o she must kno her daddy is on his way . 
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USERNAME you know me , i am so a night person & hate it too ! but have too to take the train to my job o.o #soakingwettooday 
love that its friday , but hate that i have test all day today 😵 🔫 
so i was just told that sears is open sundays now till 7pm n its gonna be open thanksgiving night till 11pm . o_o fuck all that 
no better way to start a friday than getting drilled in the noggin with a volleyball #gymclass 😵 
i decided to be a good student and come to stats today .... sigh .... we are going over why 69 plus 22 is 91 #wtf 
USERNAME & i dropped my underwear & ugg on your driveway :o 
food that gives you munchies o_o mind = blown URL 
don´t have school and wake up at 8:15 ! #wtf 
the #crazy thing about #losingweight is , i have to buy new clothes ... 
people order our paddies ... aka p . o.o . p :d 
24w @ lafayette (cc ): :o akland 12 min sf dwntwn 22 min oak arpt 22 min 
880n @ industrial (ala ): :o ak arpt 12 min oakland 18 min castro vy 9 min 
tf is these mfs in my news feed 0_o i ddn follow y'all smh 
after not talking for a few days , i've come to realize how shitty of a person your are #crazy #relieved #phew 
USERNAME USERNAME on le way to work lol still tipsy :o #tgif 
we have power , heat and the internet ! time to get back to work . thanks to #sandy we are now 9 days behind . :o ( URL 
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that awkward moment when bands don't make tht btch' dance o_o 
ugly hoes be insecure about talking to me . o.o 
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another night of the wine putting some revenge on me #wtf 
dudes wack too ... slick beefin bout her and she beefin wit another b¡+©^ bout him ... i'm confused o.o 
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bloomberg has determined that you can't donate food to the homeless without bloomberg's food gestapo approving its nutritional content #wtf 
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hoping she doesn't rethink our friendship cuz it might get #weird after this . 
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3 weeks , 2 days till mid terms 😱 😲 
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skip fell out if my bed this morning and landed flat in his back ! this dude was so scared he shit him self ... #wtf my dog is to dramatic ! ! 
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ms d said that there's a species of bird that flys into a hippos mouth to clean its teeth #wtf #really ? #thingsmsdsays 
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this chick just said she dreamt about the test we took last class and she solved a question in her dream #wtf 
because i'm burning up in my house ! 🔥🔥🔥 😲 
went to sleep fuudd upp .. woke up , still very much fudd upp . yuck . why am i awake right now ? o.0 
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talking about mothers eating there placenta after birth in english class #wtf 
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every time i cough , she tries to cough louder . #wtf 
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tuned in to college basketball the next 6 months like this 😳 ☺ 😮 
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keondre just told me half of the class :c tfu ! ! me :o _______o so y'all think that's funny ! ? class: ctfu ! ! ! ! smmfh ...... 
jed , the male model , has bags underneath his eyes & the people here are seriously gonna make him do a laser shock treatment to remove it 😳 😵 
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i want to own a houseboat ! #crazy #places #to #live 
i dislike when people in dc call me moe , joe or son . #wtf #ihaveaname 
i used to have a beautiful singing voice ... but now i sound like a dying fucking whale .. #wtf .. 
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so my three older kids dnt want toy's or x-mas they want an ipad & the new wii-u & the new ipod 5 :o 
i've been going out in this 30-40 degrees weather in shorts , and a tee-shirt , and i haven't gotten sick or even cold .. #weird 
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i wish i was old enough to get a job :o 
pretty girls arent stuck up . theyre just tired of the same guys all wanting the same thing . #random 
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that awkward moment when your teacher uses a microphone for her classroom of 30 students . #privatecollege #tinyclass #weird 
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why do i get headaches in the morning when i only have one drink instead of when i'm totally fucked ... #weird #illtakeit 
did y'all wash them asses this morning ? ? o_o 
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when i come back to simpson tomorrow xc will be over ... #weird 
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what xcgm has in his freezer . #gummies and #mouthwash . #random #weirdo @ east carolina university URL 
that was the most realistic dream i have ever had o.o 
mad as hell i had to catch the train 2 wrk today :-p :o what's the point of a gas station if their not going to sell gas o_o 
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when she doesnt believe you ! << #wtf #youmyhallelujah ;) lol 
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this new guy working at the peets on campus ... #wow <3 
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that just put me in the best mood ever ! ! ! ! #omg 😱 
random lady saying hi to me when i wasn't even looking . #wtf 
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me :d o you like mcdonalds ? william: hell no everything just taste like pickles . me:then ask 4 no pickles ! william: shut up liz ! ! ! o.o 
when i was a kid i remember saying thomas edison created gravity and argued wit my bro ... #random 
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eagles signed kevin ogletree on madden :o and got a new offensive line , lol even they're hip . 
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hahaha i told the mexican homie tell me how to say o_o 
#omg i just had the craziest text convo with my teen one ! i'd post the whole thing if i could ! i'm #lmao thinking about it . 
lady gave me the o.0 face lmao and then smiled she probably was bout that life 
watching #realhousewives #beverlyhills with mom 😯 @ sandestin golf & beach resort URL 
my philosophy teacher just said white guys are jealous of the size of black peoples dicks #wtf USERNAME 
this random hawk almost flew right into me just now o.o 
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USERNAME is it ok ? can do rice with phones but not sure with laptops . :o 
lmao late night times . holyshit .. #thatshitcray ! 😳 😲 😜 😜 😜 
i always sick my tounge out in pictures . #weird 
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i wasnt even out of the surgery for a good 30mins& my mom already wanna start with me 😒 😫 #wtf #sofuckingannoying 
this nigga taking this bitch way to fucking serious #wtf ! 
i'd rather be in school failing a calc test than sitting through this . #bored #omg 
that feeling when you know you're about to get fucked & you're already wet . #omg 
i wonder how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ? o.o 
my daily love horoscope matches exactly what is going on #wtf 
USERNAME :o does this have to do with the paper ? 
the random favors people ask of me . #wtf #shealsotookmypen 
i don't understand why i do half the shit i do . #wow #terribleidea 
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USERNAME USERNAME but ... it's not on my mouth ..... 0_o 
wtf i just saw a guy holding a sign asking for $ in westland ! #wtf 
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only drinks in olive garden coke , pink lemonade , and water ! #wow 
USERNAME 0.o you cannot be serious ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
o.o it takes this long to go to wal-mart &' back ? ? oohh 
USERNAME and USERNAME are definitely madly in love . #wtf 
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bein in a great mood with only 3 hrs of sleep ? ? 😮 😯 😛 
job fair job fair job fair #wtf cut the damm check 
kayla knows she wants me lol 😁 😝 😜 😲 😋 
bitch you walking like you cute but your uggs are leaning ! ! ? ? ! o.o kk 
whatever i'm taking is making me lose weight :o o 
USERNAME yes that's how long it would last ... oh wait what you talking about ? lmfao #random 
in the piss . bad thing is the girl she talkn to while pissing had no tissue . so she shakes her ass n pulls her pants up 0_o 
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i just put on this amazing chapstick that tastes like berries ! #omg 
mrs muckerman graduated from here in 04 and i went to it for family ... i unknowingly watched my english teacher get her diploma . #weird 
bus driver talking on the phone saying he has a warrant out for his arrest #wtf #sketchyaf 
o.o soo i dont know you nigga get a clue 
soccer ain't my sport , baseball is ! damn my thumb is still hurting from playin goalie #wtf can't move it much 
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i had a dream i was texting USERNAME last night #random #missher 
two large vanilla caramel iced lattes for this girl ! 😁 😆 😲 
USERNAME ooh myy god , too much right now ... keywor d: when 😲 but yes i do agree with you . 
that feeling you get in your stomach when your hungry o.o #shitsucks 
it's noon , i can't get out of bed and i work in two hours 😵 
gonna try to make jello shots with gabby after school . :o 
girllfren , the lime green coat , the lime green bag , and the lime green crocs .... my eyes are burning 😲 😲 😲 
i keep seeing tweets from USERNAME and im thinking its me because i had the same username a few months back #weird 
so i'm guess people didn't check da weather b4 comiin ta school .. o_o #foh ! 
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USERNAME , jst came in tha bathroom & tried to kiss me . . whoaa "/ o_o 
3 tests next week .. kill me now 😵 📚 
i have an unimaginable urge to sing spanish lullabies today . #weird 
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now everyone knows my childhood nickname . 😲 😐 😰 
USERNAME someone was feeling to cool to get back to me last night :o 
okay . my savings are gone and i have $7.43 in my account .. #wtf now i need to put money in my savings . 
it feels weird not being at work right now o.o 
i let u see n all u do is bitch #wtf 
i'm watching #gangland .. and it's funny to me that people from valley city thing they are gangster ... these guys would eat you🍴 mac11🔫💣🔪 😵 
it's so dumb people are called as an insult . aren't genitals something people enjoy ... ? #sexual #wtf 
everytime i listen to thinkin bout you , i think about frank ocean with a dude . #haha #omg 
tired is a huge understatement ! last time i procrastinate on laundry and stay up till 3 am doing 5 loads 👚👗🎽👖👘👢👕👔 😲 
jake rubbed his imaginary key on his balls and threw it to hayden and he kissed it ! #omg #subssuck 
i have volunteered for saturday . what is wrong with me ? :o 
USERNAME hahaha . i bet her face was like o_o 
i cannot believe i been up since 7:00am on my off day this nvr happens #wtf on a good note i woke up to breakfast 😋 
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USERNAME did you say 154 new members ? ? ? #crazy 
a fly jus died my cuz gne say life was too short for that fly man o_o 
a ja dalej nie wierzę, że zobaczę justina na żywo . to jest nierealne o.o 
:o a way deg spell check ? ! ? ! bloodclaat 
USERNAME shh ! d; , well they been wanting for the longest to get some nice place & build our own house :o :d ! ! ! ! lmao ! ! ! ahh ! 
so many boys who can't drive stick ! smh . 😯 
omfg ! ! the pre-sale is on tuesday ! ! ! ! :o 
lga-->atl-->ind #wtf (@ laguardia airport (lga) w/ 16 others) URL 
as i was runnin trey songz cant help but wait came on && my eyes became watery o_o . ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
fun fact of the day: when a sea cucumber gets scared it squirts out it's intestines to scare predators . #weird 
so i got offered as lead vocals for my cousins band who sings like deftones but is heavy as pantera idk what to do :o 
i just rolled my eyes so hard , i saw my brain . 😱 😲 
i'm not hating on harry , but why are so many of his followers eggs ? o.o 
i went through most of my clothes and put them in a bag to donate . it feels good to know i dont have clothes i wont wear o_o 
its not even thanksgiving yet and there playing christmas movies already , o.o 
back at work , feeling a lot better but the power is out ... can i go home o.o (@ solutionreach) URL 
soo fedex messed up a $600 order . they were nice about redoing it but dang all they had to do was read the e-mail o_o URL 
USERNAME omg .. you were totally right about rutgers i feel like i'm the only little white girl ... o.o 
i geek like really good right now . really good mood for some reason o.o #grateful #hewokemeup #godislove 
i'm horrible at responding to texts or missed calls :o 
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this dude really just gave me a detention cause i picked up a friend who had car problems for school and was late ..... #wtf #youpeiceofshit 
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again , for the record , i am not pregnant . thanks office rumors #wow 
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i put redbull in my coffee this . morning now i can see sounds ... o.o 
juan let me us a iphone case that charges your phone :o #thuglyfe 
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jusy about pissed myself and puked at the same time . eating lunch as i read a notification from facebook #omg 
i was trying to think more global . so i decided to follow bcc . #omg # they never shut up 
i just peeped -.- i cleaned my room 4 nothing now ! ! #wow 
when a 30-year old couple stops to tell you how gorgeous you are and then asks if you #wtf #creeps 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME let make our last weekend together before break #weird i would like to start at one . 
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why do the smelly weird people sit next to me ? ! #wtf grr 
USERNAME :o that's not nice what did the color pink ever do to you ? lmfaoo 
USERNAME and i in our hotel room watching tv .... i'm so fucking glad i don't have tv at home #wtf #wasteoftime #netflixforlife 
job interview ! ! ! ! i'm a lil nervous . :o (@ westfield plaza bonita) URL 
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alert: there is hair in the mac n cheese today 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 
f . o.o . d . = fans of one direction 
USERNAME wha ? :o lol ! well not right now . i'm letting em grow out for i can get them reshaped ^.^ so they horrible . 
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© it is stupid that the doors open at 4 o.o sounds like they already picked the winners or something 
USERNAME our heads look giant ! in your background pic . #wtf #ew 
USERNAME USERNAME a person who is proud to be an american and voted against the romney shit . thats who ! #wow 
the pictures that are on my phone from last night>>>>>>>> #wow 
the shit this girl jus told me o_o ? ? ? 
the old me is soundin so good rit now o_o 
i'm gonna be shwasted when i go see my boyfriend ..... hope his parents aren't home o.o 
driving in queens is full on adventure ! #crazy #moveitjerky @ queens hall URL 
going into my old high school as a visitor #weird 
i smooth saw USERNAME today in yoga pants 😮 omg ! ! ! all i gotta say lol 
everyone who's pregnant or has had a baby recently have all had boys . i only know one who had a girl . #random 
after basically having a snow day it's 50 degrees at uconn #wtf 
when my parents say money doesnt grow on trees then what else is paper made out of ? ✌ 😜 🔫 😊 👌 😋 😵 
i seriously haye when the only 2 radio stations in oswego are playing the same song ... #wtf ! 
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im babysitting , and an 8 year old just cursed . #wtf 
got the whole weekend off , don't have to report till tuesday :o 
USERNAME wtf ! i saw you this morning ? tf o.o 
i literally cant tell the difference between half the girls at tech , they all look exactly the same #weird 
just registered for classes for my last semester of college #weird #upsetting 
i think brandon tweet watches me tweet watch him :o 
that creeped out feeling you get when your horoscope for the day is so ironically correct that you suspect you're being followed . #weird 
i clicked my heels 3 times .. and i'm still at school . #wtf dorothy ? 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME me too ! ! i was all ready and then this just got thrown on me :o . hopefully we don't stay long ! 
i really wish i had a talent or something singing ? dancing ? sport ? intelligence ? beauty ? height ? nothing goin for me 😯 
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didn't think it could get worse & just did . #wtf #comeon230 
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that moment when someone you barely know ends up in your dream . o_o 
thank god i have work tonight . i need that cash money 😯 💰 
going through old pics on the server at my internship and nick canon pops up ? haha what #random 
oh shit now dat i think of it i den forgot my first love :o lol 
USERNAME im pissed they pushed it from christmas to the summer #wtf 
USERNAME --- lol ; well im gone eat it 🍪👉 😮 
pretty sure whoevers on top of my apartment is rover dancing ........ o.o 
lets never bring up our pep rally again .. whaat happened ! ? :o 
USERNAME thought u hatred christmas ? ? ? ? ! ? :o 
whoevers on top of my apartment please stop river dancing ur making my puppy sad .... o.o 
i hope i did good on my test and quiz 😏 😮 😔 🙏 lol 
my mom never wants to tell me what she plans on cooking #wtf 
i have no energy today . i feel like i'm dead 😵 🔫 
legit feels like i ran a marathon last night but i don't believe i did #weird 
need me a wifey with a good job/benefits/pension .... what happend to the #classy girls in this world .... so much trashy girls out there #wtf 
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ide and cfs 367 .. classes that make me want to #killmyself 😵 🔫 
i just had like a 5 hour long dream about mallory and her family . at the end of it , i hate all of them . :o 
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someone explains how to do howard's project to me ? ! 😯 
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0_o ...... all this time i been thinking oomf was a boy ... but its a girl . #damn 
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good god . anesthesia makes you feel like shit .... ugh . 😵 
USERNAME not your fault ! and i know seriously i hope soo ! ! 😵 🔫 
what ya do behind closed doors your business but when mens underwear & a cup of coffee are in the ladies room ? 0_o URL 
samsung galaxy 3 beat the iphone five in sales 😯 
USERNAME oh you collect there lol ... i think you guys called me before haha :o but what is it if you don't collect you don't get paid lol 
thursday nights i get way too carried away its almost the weekend 😲 #hotmessprobs 
out trust is now broken , you think we can still be friends ? don't hold your breath 😲 
USERNAME hahahha you're the only one who thinks that :o 
if you're a stud ... i sure hope you like fems and not other studs .... o.o 
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the conversations i had last night <><><<<>>><><> one was amazing ^_^ the other ..... eye opening i suppose o_o <--- just like that too lol 
i sleep walked last night and brought a loaf of bread up to my room and woke up to it all in my bed ... #wtf #uhmm #weird #ohwell lol 
o_o ! oh rt USERNAME wow . rt USERNAME lakers coach mike brown has been fired , usa today sports has learned - URL 
#random . i wonder if rick ross get crumbs and shit in his beard when he eat . haha . i wouldn't even tell him . let him walk around wit it lol . 
USERNAME it sucked ! ! ! ! ! ! ! <<<< yall don't have school spirit anymore er whaat ! ? :o 
homeless man yaking and pissing behind my hair salon . really ? nasty man . #woof 😷 😵 
what's with everybody(girls) posting pics of them in a facial mask ? ? #weird 
i pulled a muscle last night playing darts ? #weird 
USERNAME for my mom to have a la mano like she would say :o , so please ? (: 
in my opinion #omg movie should get national award for best movie and all dumbass blind superstitious ppl shud learn from d movie 
so obama's admin aired commercials in mx on how they can get food stamps when they come to the u . s #wtf #smh #whatisthat #shameonthem 
and now the old guy is dead ? ! #wtf #feeny ! 
USERNAME i hooked up w/a o.o . not going 2 well . local work might go back to otr come new year . 
i don't think i have ever felt like a bigger douche . #wow #notgood 
u of t engineering society's solar car . :o 😱 #toronto #uoft #engi @ university of toronto engineering society URL 
75 degrees tomorrow and snow sunday ? yep were definately in iowa #wtf 
the cleaning lady threw away my nachos from last night ! 😲 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😒 😒 😒 #fml 
#oomf just now getting home from last night o_o lol tf 
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we really went all out for tbt . #wtf 😂 😂 USERNAME URL 
that awkward moment when you say bye to someone but you both end up walking in the same direction o.o 
USERNAME it woulda been better if i was in there with ya :o 
they all be mad proud of their gift and i'm here mad confused 0.o 
what ! ? mike brown is fired already ? #wow .... 
why is there not a taco emoji ? ! #wtf 👨 
this nigga in class keep saying he want to fuck some pussy o_o #thirsty 
such a beautiful day to be off .. and look channel 7 news .. wonder who got shot 😲 🔫 @ mid-city URL 
the #lakers fired coach mike brown . #wow and who shall now fill his shoes ? jeff van gundy would be my choice; doubt phil jackson wants job . 
:: :b reaking news:::: mike brow has just been fired as los angelos lakers heas coach ! ! ! #wow 
USERNAME haha you were crazy for going that early o_o hah 
USERNAME i got up , got in the shower , and got dressed ... all that's left is drying my hair :o 
lakers just seem to be increasing stupid fir getting ride of mike brown ... best luck mike the team that gets you will know better #wow 
fuck man ! ! i cant find my house key o.o 
it's me and USERNAME last day at north .. #crazy #southbound 
“USERNAME that took entirely too long URL son of a bitch , i'm out of work again 😠 #wtf 
everything was going fine before this all happened everything is ruined why i couldn't just get the answer i was looking for #wtf 
USERNAME 😖 i sowwy ! feelin' any better today ? 😲 
waking up to some pandora ... #np las tres llamadas :o 
i may eat the person in front of me if i don't get something in my stomach asap ! 😣 😖 😵 
i told my teacher he had a donk&he was like i was just like .... o.o .... ok .. good luck with that . 
USERNAME USERNAME don't tag me in that i think you're talking to me 😳 😏 #weird ha 
woah ... i hash tag my little pony and now i'm getting a ton of retweets from people idk o.o 
soo decided to stay in savannah until after thanksgiving . o_o what was i thinking ? 
USERNAME thats ridiculous 0_o .. she doesn't sound very nice but i'm sure cait can hold her own ! lol 
praying again that i'm going to b on time for work ! o_o 
ahh soo much shit gotta do today but ima get shit done tho ;) # determined #wtf #ilikecereal 
oh wait ! hobos have back packs too ! o_o 
i had a dream where i dropped my phone in the pool & than 5 iphone 5s fell on me 😊 😟 😲 #sweet 
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USERNAME USERNAME what does 2k have to do with college football ? ? o.o 
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everyone seems to have had a dream about me last night . #weird 
some folks have trouble taking a crap in public places ....... guess i'm not some folks ! ! 💩💩💩 #random 
mike brown just got fired 😱 #lakersgoingdownhill #ormaybenot #wow #lakers 
just because the suns out does not mean it is warm enough to walk around with your shirt off #crazy #its56degrees 
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laker couch mike brown fired after 5 games into the season :o 
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watching a movie all about fucking shit . this is nasty 💩 😲 😷 
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shakes flooded so now we're in here cleaning this bitch haha #wtf 😮 
emt's take a guy out of our apt this morning covered in blood with a beck wound .... umm ? ? ? ? ? #wtf . 
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justin bieber concert tomorrow . #omg #dying #isthisreal ? #ahh 
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but at least she still remembers me ! she said , it was just like in my dream #dejavu #crazy #love #proudaunty 
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i think the girl is a lil confused about this weather .. o_o lol 
that awkward moment when a random person walks up and asks to touch your baby . #wtf 
damn la , 5 games into the season and yall fire the man ? #wtf 
my professor wants us to compare songs with statistics #wtf 
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that boy mike the funniest male i know . #random 
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mike brown fired :o o good shitt take yo ass back to cleveland ! 
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every body waiting , everybodys watching ... my twitter lol #random 
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just found my bag hanging off a random door near george read 😁 😳 😋 😯 
i'm seeing finch play what it is to burn in its entirety . february can't come fast enough . #omg 
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USERNAME :o ! ! haha ! ! ! i look so fat ! ! #memories 
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i heard USERNAME speak of this am , . #wow #tragic URL 
i woke up n the world made sense . got some cut , n saw the lakers fired mike brown . o_o wtf 
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worked till 2 last night and at work at 9 this morning 0_o drained ! ! ! 
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USERNAME everyone studies at 2 in the morning . o.o 
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USERNAME i haven't seen you in oshkosh yet ... #weird 
#iwillneverunderstand why bitches be trippin ? ? ( 0_o ) 
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some kids getting high at school . cops everywhere today . #smh #wtf 
the freshman volleyballers comin in next . 😯 😍 👌 #ohlawd 
lol t those bitches out there havin a (or 3) babies with no job or house not knowin who the daddy is .. how is that even fair ? #wtf 
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i didn't watch glee last night . repeat: i did not watch glee last night . #crazy 
not gon lie , i love having a crazy fam tho ! life would be boring if things got normal around here :o hahaha 
okay , they seem to just be playing led zeppelin here at starbucks . i love this :o 
what to do on a friday night .. hmm o.o 💭 #thinking 
USERNAME 😳 how does she even know that position though 0.o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME bernie bickerstaff ! da guy fro wkend at bernie ? #staytuned #wow ! 
okay so now who's a better math teacher . yarboroughh or agut ? or should i risk the unassigned :o 
3 hour car ride with a boyfriend who broke his phone #wtf #needygfprobs 
USERNAME fuckk that ! lol i wouldnt survive ! 😳 😲 
USERNAME once again .. glad i'm not a people o_o 
just a fair warning , there are 2 moose's walking around campus #wtf #collegeproblems #bryantuniversity 
ive had a test in every class so far . im exhausted 😲 this 3 day weekend is much needed👌 
i hate when i get spam tweets and shit . #wtf 
my eye still freakin hurts from getting soap in it this morning ;( #wtf 
i don't want to see another pie til thanksgiving , but i told my friend i'll make her one next weekend o_o 
artist takes every drug known to man , draws self portraits after each use URL cannot even fathom this .... #crazy #amazing 
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yae , yae .. rollin' thru the hood got these niggas goin' #crazy 
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never knew medication without medicaid would be this expensive #wtf #screwed 😖 
USERNAME iwant a boy i can wear my pink carhart around and they won't be embarrassed ! #lovesittingonourowntableatlunch #wow #longhashtag 
ran a mile and a half . pulled 4 tires 50 yards and did two 50 yards squats with a tire on my back .. on my day off ? #wtf #thanksjake 
that awkward moment when the community college is nicer than your university ... #wow 
why do people care so much about followers ? i don't feel comfortable with complete strangers knowing what i'm doing all the time #weird 
there are at least 5 people on my fb and gmail who have their status posted as ! #wtf 
how are you gunna return uncooked chicken to #walmart ? #wtf 
USERNAME once i actually listened to it and understood the lyrics i have to say its one of the best songs on recovery :o 
like i swear to god sweet tea is the greatest invention on the face of the earth ! #random 
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USERNAME dude your name was a crossword answer for me today and then fucking USERNAME tweets out your handle for follows ... #crazy shit . 
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that awkward moment when its quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying walrus sound . o.o 
is this a joke ? ppl keep calling me saying congrats on my engagement . last time i checked , i was single . o_o 
my tv keeps changing channels by itself . << there has to be ghost in my room . o.o 
USERNAME he really annoys me .. i dunno why . like how the fuck does his bank shots go in o_o 
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it's crzy how a girl can fuk a nigga she use to mess wit friend but wen a nigga do it he all kind of names smdh #random 
USERNAME i never got no txt from you :o & i was going to txt you pero like i tough you didnt wanted to go :. c you suck ! 
you know the feds listening .. nigga what money ? o.o 
who is lil b ? from the pack ? 0.o 
soo i'm texting two guys and i realize they're at the same place right now and know each other :o 
this stanking sweaty fat white lady jux sprayed awhole bunch of hairspray in her hair 2 workout wtf o_o #ick #rollseyes #smaccsteeth #ugh 
the app store should have harry potter emojis #iddie #omg 
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im pissed the saints beat atl .. im pissed my giants got thrashed .. and im pissed the rams & 49ers ended in a tie yesterday o_0 
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was it just me or was everyone doing bad today 😵 
i think she like me on the lowkey (( o.o )) 
i shattered my screen 😥 😭 😭 😭 😭 😲 
that awkward ass moment when sienna use to call me mad af about something o.o 
its strange that they made 2 narnia movies when theres deff like nine books #wtf 
i gue my phone case to my phone ! oops , o_o 
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first maranda spills picke juice all over her & now dropping her phone on her face ? #lol #omg #cantstoplaughing 
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belly dancer by akon is stuck in my head ? ! #wtf . 
singing a song off key just to ruin the song for my mom xd i yelled rawr ad she's like o_o 
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. how do you not have a facebook ? 😮 
USERNAME just said if i get a puppy i can name him dale jr ........ #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME then how are you about to see your friends :o 
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i feel like starting a twitter war . i'm bored . lol . 0.o 
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whyy must i get sick before i have to drive back to gville ? ! 👎🙊 😟 😷 😵 😭 
studying for cell bio til my brain explodes #dying #cyanev ✌ 😖 😲 👋💥📖 
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USERNAME aww that sucks :( we haven't been putting the heater on yet :o 
mom what the hell are you smoking ... #canthandlehertonight #crazy 
my cousin is rejoining his band and is about to go on tour #wtf #sweet 
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i have all these numbers in my contacts . don't know 1/2 of them o.o 
USERNAME you're too pretty to be homeless <3 but seriously how did he manage that ? #coddyy #wtf 
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than i picture myself like a loner & i get scurredd 😲 
that had to be the most awkward convo w my mama . o.o lolol 
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why the hell did the angry mobs during the french revolution always put heads on poles #wtf #lol 
i seriously hate theodore long soo much ! ! why is he still employed ! ! #raw #wtf >_< 
when the person who looses the fight starts poppin off after they drag the other person out . o.o 
USERNAME damm we havent talked in the illest time :o 
USERNAME - ha ha ! you talked that talk , now you gotta walk the walk . hope you can throw dem paws . lol 😜 😲 😱 
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USERNAME those contradict each other o.o .. but it would be nice if i was getting money for it ! but im just trading with the other loser 
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damn i ain't talked to my cuzzin nyawal in a minute ! i miss that bxtch #random 
i was just thinking bout her and she texted me #weird 
so it cost $80 each just for the little people to be made ! smh ok no people :o 
my dads favorite words are protein fuck and shit #crazy 
lols idk but im thinking about all this awkward shit thats happened to me lately o.o 
USERNAME wow ! that is classic ! that coach was #firedup #crazy 
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keyarena is gonna host 2nd & 3rd round match-ups in the '15 ncaa tournament ... #wtf 
oh no , i have to go to toys r us for this video game 0_o #killmenow 
antique oddities is hilarious .. there are some creepy people in the world , some that collect stuff like mummified cats and gall stones #wtf 
no shave november just registered in my mind .... o.o #goodgrief USERNAME 
i remember when i used to date jon cabrera ...... lawlz first white boy i ever dated/kissed . #weird 
USERNAME how do you know what a human eyeball would feel like being bitten into ? .... o.o 
since when does this brochure have to have a back ? ! ? 😯 
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that awkward moment when somebody knows you but you don't know them . o.o 
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everything alan writes , klarissa either comments or likes lol #crazy 
i wonder where i'll go after high school .. it's coming so fast :o #nervous 
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USERNAME sees an cardboard sign in the union and asks me , #wow 
why is an italian restaurant playing 90's hip hop music ? ! #myjob #wtf #iloveit ? ! ? ! 
american horror story and walking dead >>> 😱 😨 😵 😈🙈🙊🙉 
finally work is over ... now on to homework 😲 
listening to bob radio on pandora and gangnam style comes on #wtf ? 
i'm a mess .. i don't even know what to feel anymore ... #wtf 
it's so true . when u first date someone it's all a honeymoon . when the honeymoon months are over the real person shows n u sir are #crazy 
USERNAME adam put it in ants head that he can get a grease cake :o not realizing how much it would cost because its specialized ! 
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there's a song about diving into a pool full of liquor and at first it sounds really cool but if you think about it that would fuckin burn 😯 
USERNAME oh wow c'x idid that to ms . mathui cuz on wed . she's like ' why aren't u doing ur work -.-' & i'm like i cant write :o ' 
when a hoe say i aint no hoe first off get yo grammar right and 2nd halfof your ass is hanging out and she repeats i aint no hoe ! ! ! #wow 
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i've had such a sweet tooth lately ! ! why . do . i . want . candy . so . much ? ! o.o 
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USERNAME o.o so now we do after you said we make an ugly couple . 
i love being here , but i don't wanna be here if she's here #wtf 
USERNAME my daughter said you look like a roman soldier tonight on #thevoice then said jack sparrow ! :o ) 
my little brother always texts me asking where i am or what i'm doing and when i reply , he doesn't text back ? ! #petpeeve #wtf 
but i could not stop loving her any more than i could stop breathing . #wow USERNAME 
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USERNAME USERNAME :o :o :o :o :o :o :o i miss him ! 
USERNAME s/o for being my bestfriend since 5th grade . sure it's not easy . #crazy #hard2love 
girl's with a ass but face be ugly ass hell , ! we got some people like that at our school , ! bitch yo ass attractive not yo face o.o 
idk why babel is so addicting to listen to 😯 
random photo but this stuff is great on anything ! #hunts #ketchup #yummy #random @ home sweet home URL 
this chick i'm pretty sure i went to middle school with keeps calling me ma'am . we're the same age sweetie . #weird #stopit 
omg . did you guys know that obama got re-elected president ? :o 😂 
i miss zakiyyah :( haven't talked to her in a long time o_o 
seeing thess guys go to a station at planet fitness for like 2 min cleans it and walks away to the next one #wtf 
USERNAME your at a jb concert ? jelly ! 😯 
comes back with feta cheese and salad dressing to drink . #butseriously #wtf #weirdo 
decided to listen to rap during my workout never listening to rap again 😵 🔫 #rock #country 
why does my phone randomly quote rt people #wtf #alwaysdoesit 
USERNAME <<<<<< so annoying some times hate her 😵 🔫 
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i spy with my little eyes something beyond weird .. kids playing laser tag on the podium #wtf 
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i think i might have a new favorite restaurant in #rva #wow USERNAME @ pasture URL 
USERNAME what are you doing ? are you busy ? :o 
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am only going to follow up to 5,000 people afther that i will stop following people . :o 
USERNAME this sucks . i get to do more essaya for my socio class than my english class . how gay is that ? :o 
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USERNAME angie your name thingy is your date of bf and you ? 0.o 
so if you do it to me , it must be fair for me to do it to you ... thats only fair right ? #pissed #wtf 
i still find john stamos sexy as hell #weird #dontcare 
um guise why dos niall have a boner ? o.o 
thank god the homie USERNAME recorder the walking dead 😯 
louisiana's coast line is disappearing at the rate of one football field per hour . #crazy 
the voice of #elmo has apparently approached under 18 boys for sex . #wtf . what is it lately with underage kids just damn #wrong 
USERNAME this has a multiplayer rivalry we actually care about :o 
omg ... why is my skin breaking out ! ? #wtf 
jk damn now i gotta burn it 🔥🔥🔥🔥 😮 😬 😉 
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i knew you were trouble by taylor swift equals story of my life #tookchances #fail #wtf #whatever 
we have school on saturday dec . 8 to make up for the school we missed during the hurricane and now i can't go to dayglow #pissed #wtf 
cry as hard and long as you want to , just don't do it for the same reason again . #goodadvice #random #quote 
big ben's been in the league for 9 years already ? #crazy time flies 
USERNAME i'm snatching them earrings o.0 thought i'd let u know #headsup 
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i walked all the way to the mailbox in this cold to find what #noeffingmail like #wtf 
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if #oomf keeps that's up , you will die . 😲 🚶🔫 
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it takes me like 3 days in the morning to wake up . o.o 
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اطـالع صـورتـك بـسكات واشـهق لعنبو المكياج شو بيجمل o_o ♥ 
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USERNAME 0.o did you used to date this girl named michisha ? 
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my twitter always follows people i don't want to follow and unfollows people i want to follow #weird 
this kid is leveling up on weirdness soo fast 😳 #wtf 
all i do is eat anymore . i'm always hungry . #wtf 
اخيه لو انقذ حياة بنت عميد الجامعه ويقولي خلاص هاك شهاده بدون دراسه ابوس راسه واتزوج بنته بعد حتى لو كانت تشبه ساجده عبيد o_o 
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the point were your so full you cant breath , ! o.o 
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awkward moment when an account on twitter is tweeting nonstop exactly how you feel #weird #notonlyme 
USERNAME no se haha .. ahh i'm full lol 😮 
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good thing the steelers are playing like total shut against the fricken chiefs #wtf 
*hits dutch* 😤 😮 💨 .... fuck that noise ! ! 
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the talk there having downstairs 0_o i can here everything ... 
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willie colon just was penalized for cursing a official ? #wtf were in the nfl here 
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#confessionnight ; i can't fall asleep if my hairs wet .. lmao #idky #weird #ohwell 
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s/o to my new follower USERNAME forewarning i tend to get #weird and often offend people 
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i let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because i don’t want the person to know i'm ignoring them . #lmao #immessedup ! :o 
professor goes today my eyes go o_o stop that ! ! ! ! i wish ! stop the torture ! ! ! lolol #mefunny #noreally #takeme 
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totally forgot that the electric bill was due .. 😮 
when someone you don't like calls you cute . o_o 
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USERNAME USERNAME awe shit ... thats gonna take a while #wtf 
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USERNAME hahahhah literally laughed out loud . er mer gerd 😯 
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my ballot came back . signature doesn't match my signature from 8 years ago . #wtf #duh #annoying #obama already won ! ! ! 
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USERNAME just don't forget i'll whip your ass no matter how old you are 😯 
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obama care denies treatment to people diagnosed with cancer after the age of 75. #wow #fyi 
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my daddy tld me my real daddy's name is mr . chow o_o 😔 
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USERNAME suck my big toe ! ! 😮 😮 😛 😄 
neither of my teachers have emailed me my work .... i think they believed my sister when she told them i was dead . 😳 😯 😧 
strippers dancing in unison to shadows of the night #wtf 
today at practice . >>>> i felt like away ! o_o 
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really the chiefs #wtf we need the d back ! ! ! ! 
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USERNAME okayy ... but dnt forget to wait for me after advisory ! ? :o 
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soo who wanna help me write dis paper .... o.o 
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USERNAME really ? :o i was 5 feet . i miss them days :( 
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USERNAME how you do that when they're closed ? o.o 
o.o "USERNAME i wonder what jj was staring at or thinking about when he gave this smile URL 
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if you don't give one fuck why are you even saying anything #hmm #weird 
mike wallace #wow caught the td with his knee #mnf 
i just gained 495 followers o_o wtf ? ! ? ! ? ! i'm still only following 55 people but have 1,705 followers . what's going on ? 
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USERNAME does that mean you went there too ? :o 
if your thats between you and god ... but i seriously don't want to hear about your makeout secession ! #pleasesavemywittleears o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME 😧 😵 😲 😵 . your this emoji 😵 
b . e . t keep playing barber shop 2 #wtf ? 
i went from the fields and cleats to the stage and crowns . #weird #goodchange 
i just want to curl up in a blanket on the couch and watch a movie .. i don't wanna study for atmospheric science .. 💉 😵 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME o.o wtfreak are you talking about we're on the phone ? ( #justinisga ¥) 
idk why everytime im sitting down & i get a call or make a call , i have to get up & walk around . even if its a 10 second call . #random #wtf 
like how do you not know you're pregnant ? #wtf #alienchild 
USERNAME omg no ! she's gonna hit me :o :o cut the b . s . lml 
my mind now: #ugh #why #fuck #fuck #imweak #yes #no #arg #fucckk #shouldi ? #willhe ? #wtf #ahh #shit #feelings #relax #no #yes #shh 
USERNAME o.o what's this nonsense about johny boy ? lol . i heard your song already :) . 
USERNAME i got chu . ayy were u att goals ! ? o_o 
the amount of homework i have to do before wednesday is insane . 😲 🔫 
5. it's not you it's me 😒 🙅👎 😲 🔫 
USERNAME your* seriously john wtf #wtf but yeah i noticed you were my thousandth tweet #whatashame 
spending all your money on dumb shit then wants to cry about not having gas money ! when will you learn ? that's right , never . #random #true 
it is hilarious when your ex's from like 4 years ago show up on your tl , and then you see how much they have changed ! #weird 
USERNAME lol ! ! if you can do this shit you can literally be anything you wanna be . ever heard of matrices ? o_o 
USERNAME dangg , 😮 did you actually do that ? 
USERNAME :o where do u live ? ? ? ? 
i've been cleaning my room since 3 and its still not clean #omg #imgoingtoshootsomeone 
whoops i meant to tag USERNAME in my last tweet :o #losvatos 
omgg i need the hot pink flights for my birthday #omg #need #them 
i guess ill just go to sleep then . #wow 
that part during my mother just tried to get up and do that .... oh god 😳 😲 🔫 
this show is weird , but sweet & cute at the same time . <3 #omg 
first and last time we get fortune cookie 😯 😷 USERNAME 
USERNAME just asked if i dyed my dog blue ..... #psycho #weird 
USERNAME k that's why i'm the last one to text in the conversation 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME o.o i'm scared ... #dirtymind 
o.o i'm calling ★→ no homo ! ! ←★ ... 
USERNAME so what do we do about that ? ! 😮 
USERNAME shanti , sebastian , bryant , erney , nd i forgot who else ! ? o_o 
i've been loosing interest in a lot of things lately /: :o -__- 
i swear USERNAME be stalking me ... ohmeegawd ... o.o 
#in6thgrade i had my first boyfriend lol ... talk about young :o 
this toy party hype as fuck ! making me horny af no lie :o 
USERNAME :o ? ? ? for real ? ! ? 
USERNAME maybe i'm just grumpy cause i gotta deal with you everyday :o 
its really quite hilarious tthat the vacuum sealing company followed me . #wow 
telling someone i think is cute that i meant couldn't but instead said 😵 🔫 
trying to catch m&ms in your mouth and having then hit your tooth <<<<<< #owie 😩 😥 😔 😵 
#in6thgrade i was the new kid an knew no one :o 
USERNAME ohh ain't theyy were all telling u to go nd u better go .. nd she ended upp lagging it on u thts fukked upp ! :o 
mad numbers that i didnt know were calling me -,- o.o 
USERNAME seriously snowing ? ? ha we just had to turn our a/c back on , even at night ! #wtf 
USERNAME ' lmfaoo i was gunna say fuck we look like that was random , tho o.o coming ottah no where like what in the world . 
shout out to the people who can actually spell my name out i don't think it's that hard ... o.o but w/e thanks anyways :* 
#omg ” lmao i reminded you of new years didnt i 😂 
#random some women don't know how to gracefully take a compliment 
pussy so tight it put a nigga in the vice grip ! 😲 😋 👌 
#in6thgrade i had a 9 months relationship . now i think back & i'm like #wtf d; 
they need a new policy that limits homework per night #wtf 
yes she did #rachet USERNAME am ah trip on did crissy just have on jordan's and a dress ? ! o.0 i know im n o t that high" 
USERNAME tru . 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 lol 
really wtf thanks to wentworth i have to have class on friday #wtf #ruinedmyplanning 
writing a paper on teen pregnancy and watching teen mom #wow #hahaha 
can't believe only like a week left until thanksgiving break #crazy #wheredidthetimego ? 
this kid has nearly polished off a 12 pack . started at 5. #wtf he is ridiculous 
i swear my parents were high last night they made so much food and it was 8 ? #wtf 
#in6thgrade i hung out with the same people i hang out with now #crazy 
USERNAME lol xd why is he asleep on your couch ? o.o 
USERNAME o.o can u grab me a pepsi icee plz and a sammich 
working out in your sperry's ? real cool , bro #wtf 
USERNAME lol why is he asleep on your couch ? o.o 
USERNAME :o what have you been doing ? *side eyes you* 
USERNAME true i'm making 184 for body fat testing friday i'm dead 😵 
okay thank u lmao lols ... now u knw lols .... to be continued lmao lols ........ soo lols .......... o_o lmao lols ......... its there lols ... 
it's funny how you have the ability to text my friend back , but not snapchat me back .. #weird 
USERNAME if that was true then pierce the veil will be in a box with holes in it under my christmas tree . :o 
just seen a shooting star at wal-mart ⭐ 🙊 😮 
my bed is so comfy right now i could die 😴 😵 
is it bad that i am super paranoid about everyone that talks to my girlfriend ? o_o 
#in6thgrade i was still in elementary school because my school was k-6 #awkward #weird #marshallhill #westmilford 
what a great way to end the day with USERNAME USERNAME 😍 😮 #trampolines #excitedaf @ sky high sports URL 
USERNAME USERNAME :o :o :o :o noo waayy ! ! ! 
USERNAME lol , go for it :) is he still mad at me about that thing from a long time ago ? :o 
this has USERNAME all over it “USERNAME never seen a blue one before . #weird #urinal #rocpotties URL 
i do think there's a squatch in these woods . :o #findingbigfoot 
at a zion i concert ... i really wanna go up to amp live and ask him where his real turntables are at #wtf #thatsnotdjing 
USERNAME shit you ain't damn lying on that one lol i'm 😵 
USERNAME most important of all why am i so cute ? :o URL 
#in6thgrade i was short and stubby ! ! 0.o lol 
t . i . and terrance howard in hawaii-5-o ! #wtf #beast 
hey mcsween ! ? sween that thang my way my g i miss ya big ahh head and its wedgie time wednesday #random 
USERNAME antonio ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 0.o ? ? what's wrong ! ? ! 
#omg my #mission is complete i got pics with all the #twilightcast even #robertpattinson #kstew n #taylorlautner :) 
#in6thgrade i had glasses , braces and i wore purple jeans 😯 
omg my brother almost dropped my mac , swear i had a heart attack and died 😵 
#in7thgrade & #6th i thought sex was scary & akward to learn or talk abt o_o 
most intense ending to an intramural season ever ... #wow 
a little girl complimented me on my layback . thank you so much but you must have had your eyes closed 😲 #skatingprobz 
i'm actually ready to got to bed at ten . #shocking 😱 😮 
found it lmao lols ........... up lmao lols ... story lmao lols ... and i ate it lols ..... o_o lmao lols .... meow lols ..... spiddeer lols .... 
USERNAME :o well i could say the same thing about you mister 
USERNAME stop calling outta work my nigga 😞 😡 😵 ✋ 
co worker wanna take me to applebees after work ! ok ! hope he dont think he gettin no coochie o_o 
think she will let me borrow her little hat ? #doverdowns #wtf URL 
#in6thgrade i was certain i was in love with USERNAME ... biggest crush ever . i wore his broken zipper as a bracelet ... #wtf 
they say its going to be colder tommorow . :o 
story time from USERNAME #wtf #brother #mustbedrunk @ home sweet home ❤ URL 
still puking ... dying slowly .. pray for mee 😩 😳 😵 
USERNAME lmao but ya mouth gonna look like 😮 cause my shit gon be on point 
USERNAME i would post a picture but i'm going to save everyone's eyes . #yourwelcome 😂 😲 😉 😍 
#behonest i'm actually a virgin in college . whoops i said it #noshame 😳 🙊 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME marc your an ass ive had every class with you since 7th grade #wow 
USERNAME :o wow i am offended . i thought i was like the first person you followed ! :( (((( 
my sister USERNAME wants to have a #twilight marathon at my house ! o_o #prayforme 
super sleepy . o.o i've been sleeping so much lately . 
lol jayda said USERNAME is a pillow dry humpin ass bitch . lmao she #crazy 
USERNAME is your daughter going to be a pig ? ! o.o 
#in6thgrade i was the most unattractive , annoying , ignorant little girl on the planet 😲 
lord me n dis dude wasn't even 2 getha whn dese flks was fuckin round o_o lord 
cause i want nachos .. o.o (@ el rio grande) URL 
my ear starts hurting out of nowhere , to the point where i can't touch it or lay down . but it's not surface pain , its inside pain #wtf #ouch 
#fastfive #popcorn #vindiesel #vibrator zz 😮 😋 😬 😅 😂 😆 jk on the vibration but he is sexy 😘 
USERNAME hahaha ! :o wake him up ! throw some water on him . 
i been telling youu ! ! ! #omg man wth . 
i just tried killing a spider , and now i can't find it . my tv just turned off too . i think he got mad at me and turned off my tv . #wtf 
USERNAME i think i work that day but i'm double check . ! i would love to see her ! i don't think my babies remember shorty 😲 😬 
o_o sometimes doing a global hyphen replacement can be a bad thing . i blame monday . he's such a jerk . 
i just heard a noise down stairs ! o_o but i'll be damned if i go check it out . 
USERNAME i think my best friend died . i havent talked to her since saturday . #weird 
USERNAME yes , and you go over board 😵 🙅 
just cuz its snowing doesnt mean its cold out ? #wtf USERNAME 
enjoy the best days in ur life cus ur never gonna get to live it twice ✈ 😲 
USERNAME is the #breakingdawnlive happening near your work ? :o ! 
i really don't understand online dating . it's soo weird . listening to my brother and friends talk about URL accts #weird 
at dans house by myself and there are so many noises downstairs #wtf 
why am i the only one that gets bitched at . #wtf #fuckyou 
at gamestop waiting for midnight release of bo2. another 2 hours standing . #crazy #blackops2 
my car is goin really fast ! understatement ! lol ..... o_0 
#in8thgrade me USERNAME & USERNAME would walk to USERNAME house like everyday after school ! #missthat #wtf 
cannot believe i saw USERNAME USERNAME and USERNAME all in one week ! 😮 😄 #freshmanreunion 
i beat babe up & i forgot he was pregnant :o his baby daddy is going to come fight me ! 
USERNAME what the hell happened to us :o o ? 
USERNAME USERNAME i did not fart ! :o our friendship is officially over ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #jumpinoffthebridge 
words can't express my emotion right now . # :( #imserious #wtf # 
why are my eyes burning ? 😩 😭 😲 🔥 
USERNAME USERNAME i just dyed thinking of that memory .... #omg 
how did oak ridge get on channel one news ? ? ! ? ! #wtf 
#in6thgrade i was attached to USERNAME hip . bestfriends for 3 years .. 8 now 😮 time flys ! 
USERNAME if you can still see when it's over 😵 
#in8thgrade some how USERNAME didnt make the baseball team #crazy 
22/an hour is not enough when people have a spider living on their desk . #wtf #scaredofspiders #dontknowwhattodo 
USERNAME that's what i was gonna do tonight ! ! ! #crazy 
USERNAME i'm down but she'll probably she doesn't want me too go ! ? :o 
22/an hour is not enough when people have a spider living on their desk . #wtf #scaredofspiders #dontknowwhattodo URL 
#in6thgrade i didn't know what sex was . now there's 3rd graders fingering each other . #wtf 
USERNAME oh yipee ! good news for you , huh ? congrats . :o ) 
thinking about retiring my twerkin shoes ! ! .. 😛 😝 😜 #random 
these silly motherfuckers out there doing the kid & play dance and they 1-7 o.o 
rusko looked wayy more attractive on his flyer o.o he's still a badass though xd 
USERNAME are you or are you not two different races ? hahahaha silly kevin ... 😮 😮 😮 
spideer lmao lols ... for facebook so mind it lmao lols ....... be nice now lols ..... o_o lmao lols .. rt it us lols .... 
USERNAME هههههههههههه والله طول الوقت قاعد أفكر في الموضوع كله من tiesto الله يهديه ولا قايله تراني مواعد أبو راجحي بس حلف علي o.o 
an old black guy just threw a basketball at me . #wtf do i look like a basketball player ? #hellno 
okay so i got the paper out the mail that said i had iss and my dumb ass left it on the table for my mom to see it o_o 
i'm the wrong person to bring to the hospital 😲 😷💉❌ 
i wish i could make u happy .. like i used to . #wtf 
USERNAME ask her if i can go ? ? :o 
bff :o mg cole kissed me ! ! me :o mg really bff:yes me:we made out last week what now bitch ! ! :) 
USERNAME lol it's ok (: & chillin i'm high i got the muncchieess :o 
the only words that stuck out to me in that tweet were o_o 
USERNAME i wanna know why you have so many groupies when you aren't even in a group . :o 
USERNAME lmfao i didn't know he was in thenpicture 😲 
#in7thgrade ai learned that USERNAME eyeball could possibly fall out o_o 
waass a bitch .. just .. talking about .... me ? ? o.o 
#in6thgrade i would apply eyeliner after my mom dropped me off and then while walking home remove it cause if my parents knew ... o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME when was the last time you posted a reaction video ? it seems forever ago ! :o 
i'm glad the gps on my phone works so well , how did it know i was in turpan , xinjian cn ? ! #wtf #alittleoff ... 
USERNAME i failed spanish class ! dumbass ! #wow #whitegirlproblems 
he know im at wrk and he gona send me those kinds of photos lol #omg ! ! 😏 
hmm ... guess i should start asking before i just start shouting for the wrong team ! ! 😳 😯 😜 
USERNAME :o o , ¿y cual de las 2 soy yo:$ ? 
USERNAME who are you ducking next weekend o.o and i'm not nuts ): just hopeful thinking 
howdy texas hippo statue . #wtf @ olenjack's grille URL 
#in6thgrade my first middle school gf wouldnt kiss me o.o so i started to wonder what i did wrong o.o 
#in6thgrade you had pe like 2 times a week o_o 
taking notes and i notice blood on my paper . my finger has a huge cut on it . i literally haven't moved in hours . #wtf #confused 
mm move next semester or stay in isla vista o.o 
#in6thgrade mrs siewell pretended her belt was a snake and jumped off a chair .... #weird 
wow , whatever happened to kassandra though ? ! i have not heard from her since 8th grade ! :o 
USERNAME she cried ? awwe :o sadface for cass :p 
emoji has taken over me 😯 😟 eekk 🍫 😍 
i lost a follower :o .. i think it's cause i said johnny depp isn't cute 
to you 12 people on my tl i see you o_o .. 
#wtf ! look at this phone bill dog . stop calling bitches hotline . #lmfao (; 
#in6thgrade me and USERNAME got accused of cheating on our first test #wtf #whyarewealwaysintrouble 
USERNAME i feel like i cant talk or joke with u without him tryin to approach me . :o 
USERNAME hahahahaha ! :d did my gf throw up ? :o 
since i dont live in concord anymore , i never talk to people i use too #weird 
watching jeepers creepers o.o wah someone save mee . #gonnadie 
naked hoes following u on twitter rr ! ! ! #wtf 
holy crap im right next to care package editions of black ops 2 ! ! ! :o @ best buy URL 
that was the first time someone asked me how my day was in a long time #wow #missedit 
USERNAME wtf ? what's the point in tweeting me if you're just gonna say bye the 2nd time ? #lol #crazy 
USERNAME whyy ? :o i wanna get my 4 yrs in college started 
USERNAME it was pretty scratchy that we were the only two in there ! we did good at not getting caught 🙊🙉🙈👍🙅 😲 
i usto bangg allot in elementary o.o outside of school , afterschool , lunch .. now im just chilling everyone loves michael 
this #catfish show that keeps previewing on my tv looks so fucking #dumb ! how do u fall in love w someone you've never met ! ? #crazy 
lately i have nursery rhymes stuck in my head and little kid songs . 😯 
USERNAME just like last year ! :o how did you do in football ? ? 
#doctor #humor #cardiology #werq #random #heart # @ new york-presbyterian/columbia university medical center URL 
my coworker is making me watch a porno where the girls pussy is soo loose the guy sticks his head inside of it o.o wtf i just threw up 
USERNAME remember that creepy and weird catfish movie we watched once ? there's a whole tv show for it on mtv now :o 
USERNAME already ? o.o .. did you guys atleast get the viderr games ? /: 
#in6thgrade i had my first real kiss :o #slut haha 
USERNAME i'll agree with you on that one lol & what's the catch ? ? :o lmao 
you wont leave lols .... d(n_n)b lols ........ o_o lmao lols ..... it has you's now i just post around urselves lols ... so it can play lols ... ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME hello :o i need to write a 3 page paper but yolo 
USERNAME omg i know ! i can't believe it ! :o hahaha 
why do i keep losing my pill ? ? ? ? #wtf 
does anyone know what sort of art classes they offer at psc ! ? o.o i need to know but every time i try to look it up on the website it won't 
so i noticed that the only time africans family let their daughter quit school is when she find a rich hubby o_0 . 
#meps tomorrow gettin the glove 😲 😨 woohoo #usmc @ doubletree by hilton sacramento - sales & catering URL 
lol i love USERNAME :) even though she trying to end us :o < 
USERNAME hell ya he better ! or else yeezy gonna be pissed ... he representing g . o.o . d . label now ! 
USERNAME me to . she's like taller then me :o 
USERNAME :o from now on im gonna reply to all of harrys tweets with a random photo . 
USERNAME well i don't know about the first part i'm not trying to become manly . that would be a mess . o_o 
raccoon gets all the way across the road before he sees me , then gets scared and runs back across the road in front of me . should be 😵 ✨😇 
#in6thgrade i was scared not to forward those chain texts because i thought i would be killed 😲 
heart humor #heart #humor #werq #cardiology #doctors #random @ columbia university medical center URL 
USERNAME USERNAME w t f did i miss :o ? 
USERNAME hahahahahahahaha not to mention hot ! ! #wow #nerds 
USERNAME :o what did you do without your slap partner ? ! 
my mommy always told me if that if have nothing good to say i should be quiet be quiet . is that why some people never talk ? :o #okbye 
USERNAME :o i was joking but true . iight bet . 
so she on the phone singing and humming which actually sounds like that sound when somebody car won't turn over ! o.o 
#in6thgrade i never thought you wouldn't be with me now . #wtf 
#in6thgrade i went to 4 different middle schools ! o.o 
my head is getting to the point where i feel like i need serious medication 😲 🔫 
USERNAME nah , my school was closer to taylor but you went there ? :o 
USERNAME oh thn thts creepy ... i guess im hearing things :o 
#in6thgrade the day before school started my hair caught on fire ........ so .... i ... had ... a ... bob 😵 🙈😷 😰 😔 
i was that one good little ugly smart girl in middle school . and then in high school everybody was like is that zara ! ? :o 
the kicker for the chiefs name is ryan succop (suck-up) o.o 
me:the plates extremely hot . customer :o uch ! the plants hot 
to get head wild you on the phonee o_o ... 
USERNAME me & her used to be close as hell i told her everything . idk wht happened to us but i miss her ! ! #random 
USERNAME haha ! yaa :d i'm like o.o wtf really ! never ? hahaha 
USERNAME have u met ur look alike , hes kinda hairy :o 
and this time guys , it wasnt bc of dylan :o shocking ? i know 
USERNAME it was fun having everyone together ! and girl i'm a trooper ! i recovered like 10 minutes after you guys left 😯 ✌ ❤ 😘 
USERNAME noo way ! oh gag ! running errands ? how fun ! ! :d lol . idk if a lot of people went o.o 
i should probably just die my hair blonde . yeah im that stupid . #nocommonsense #gullibleaf #wow #howamiabrunette #latenightthoughts 
USERNAME i've been waiting on you to text me back ! :o 
* iam sorry yah cucci smell lyk lake james 0.o 
#in6thgrade i almost got expelled from holt , well actually 5th grade . hahah . o.o 
why do big girls wear small clothes o.o there is a plus size section for a reason 
#in67thgrade i got my first right up & from there it continued :o lol 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME guys im sorry but i dont like sushi :o 
is this conversation seriously going on right now ? #omg 
#in7thgrade sum of the guys i never imagined me talking to actually talked to me :o 
o.o isn't that in 12th grade too ? ? ? ? 
why is my mind in the gutter . aisha said this taste like juicy juice i thought she said something totallyy different 0_o smh 
o.o why the fuck my back started to hurt again ! ? 
lol case and point why jenelle shouldn't work around any children including her own #wtf #teenmom2 
USERNAME lucky , im bad at math :o sometimes i would beg my friends to not scan their scantron so i wouldnt be alone in lunch detention aha 
why do i bother reading social media ? ! #wtf #depressing #upsetting 
USERNAME lol , yes . the all over the world are rejoicing 👼🙏 ... don't ask me how i even know that term o_o 
#inmiddleschool i always got in trouble with everyone of my teachers except history . :o 
and she comes home just to wash her kid and then leaves #wtf 
USERNAME austin's your brother ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! o.o 
#in9thgrade i dated a guy for almost a whole year . 😯 lol he broke my wittle heart haha . 💔 
USERNAME it's also the place to be exposed 😵 😲 
64 degrees in my room and 76 degrees in the rest of the house #wtf #freezing thank goodness for heated mattress pads ! ! 
USERNAME USERNAME i am so lost and so behind on this convo . i just got busy with .... well , just some stuff o.o #areyouwondering 
#in7thgrade i got in my first fight lol shit was ccrazyy :o 
#in5thgrade i had a smelly ass recess aid or brought an umbrella to school everywhere . did i mention she smelt ? #omg 
mirror pic of a girl with millions of hashtags like: #omg #brand #new #shirt #gonna #be #a #good #day 
in other news , the lakers turn down phil jackson to hire mike d'antoni ? ! ? 🙈🙉🙊 😟 😵 
when people stare at u through the car window o.o 
USERNAME gosh dang alishya ! ! ! ur freaking profile pic is drop dead gorgeous ! ! ! ! ! 😵 😍 👍👌 
she wants to talk to me .. o_o oohh .. i thought we were cousins ? ? oh hell naa ! we were to close when we were little ion think so ! 
cant stand a person who acts like they dnt care ... but oh well middle finger^ o_o 
idk how i eat so fucking much and i'm hungry 10 minutes later . #wtf 
USERNAME wait only takes you 30 mins to put up lights for the sub and you make $120 for that ? o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME oh ahaha and karina avila or mendoza ? o_o 
USERNAME ill be there ... but idk watt to wear ? ? :o 
idk why i have been getting sick all the time .. #wtf ? #needstostop 
carlice told me how to sell all the chocolate bars . . #lmao . . o.o idk about all that . 
i just read a whole damn novel on twitter 😳 #wtf 
#in8thgrade me and juan talked :o well the summer after 
all charts and tables: check . #now only five more pages to go #ohmylord #myhead 🙍👎💀 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME omg soo he inbox me saying why wass i sad yesterday for wahh i put in fb :o 
USERNAME mentor #themz will team up with his tag team champion partner #kane #weird #bizarre #raw #teamawesome 
USERNAME #random i don't talk to this fat black ugly man you needy for attention lol i embrace it but you spit facts 
i burnt my tounge drinking hot chocolate today 😲 ☕ 
#didyouknow you can lose inches from your waist from kissing ? ? o_o 
my brother takes me to the bar opens a tab and buys me cigs #wow #bff 
they really lost the weed 0_o ! ! ! ! ! ! 
just feel the same way as i do already . 😲 🔫 
wow theres alota crackheads and heroin addicts in this town now #wtf ! ! #ineedagun 
i've been so easily distracted today . 'thinking about this and that . i need a shower and rest . 😯 
when i has sex in the shower it was #omg . wouldn't mind doin it again .. 
USERNAME is looking gorgeous in her profile pic wow 😮 
USERNAME hahahaha , we were so stupid , we didn't even get in trouble tho ! hahahah and yeah we were o_0 hahaha 
#in9thgrade we all took that trip too the mountains USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #crazy 
hey USERNAME just tweeted something . you back ? :o 
it feels like its ten o'clock already but its only seven fourty #weird 
where did this thing come from , tho ? o.o someone hip me 
#in6thgrade me && USERNAME had virtual sex with random guys 😲 
it’s weird how much people change . especially for the worst #weird #timeflies 
didy i thought u were about that life tho ... 😮 😮 😮 😱 😱 
#in7thgrade is when i started to dance with boys at the school dances 😬 😯 
USERNAME yess saying why are u depressed :o damm he really cares 
USERNAME haha remember when we told mrs . williams we were twins :o 
#wow ! ! first #poker night w the new felt and cap gets a #royalflush ! ! #diamonds ! ! @ the 109 URL 
that awesome moment when you want to punch everyone in the face #iaintevenmadtho muhaha that's why im fucking #crazy 
#in6thegrade we would meet at a certain location at a specific time during class to give each other notes #wtf #losers 
USERNAME hahahahaha yeah it never did :o , and of course haha he's a childhood friend (: last time he was over was like 2 weems ago 
i didn't even see it until now . #omg #imsorry :'( 
okay moving along now lols ...... <3 lols ........... lols ................ o_o lols ..... are u still just that arent you not from the book written 
wow ... they're playing christmas music on the radio ... :o 
had a serious heat attack ! the iron fell into the washer while it was filling up 😲 
USERNAME my dog is both of your dogs combined #weird #youhavetomeethim 
USERNAME aww (': & ibroke up w . yiu ? really o.o oh yeaah aw rememeber when u came to yarexys house lol & they kept trnya get us bck . 
USERNAME lolol i don't know o.o do i know the person ! ? ! 
#in8thgrade i had the biggest crush on this kid . #omg #ridiculous 
#in7thgrade i skipped skool for the very first time 😵 #lmfao 
USERNAME USERNAME he may be thug but i think we all thought he was dead . 😲 
#in6thgrade we all looked a hot mess :o USERNAME , USERNAME , vanessa jane , USERNAME URL 
#in6thgrade my school picture consisted of me in pig tails , hoop earrings , and a bubblicious t-shirtt #wtf 
lmfaoo #oomf talking about when #oomf was #in6thgrade she thought she was popular o.o 
woah why do i hear wind outside my house right now this isn't supposed to happen 😮 
i love as soon as i get a boyfriend ... bamb all these guys hmu #notinterested #weird 
USERNAME look ! USERNAME reblogged something with color ! ! ! ! ! :o hahahahahaha 
USERNAME awhh i missed you too :( i missed everyone , it seems like i've been gone forever ! :o 
USERNAME :o you're not going to your first class then ? 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME no :o lol really ? just doesnt seem to appealing lmao ! 
if i find one more spider in my house , i'm out #wtf 
what is everyone's obsessions with zombies ! ? #freaky #annoying #weird 
what's happening here is a two girls with the same ideas who never talk . o.o 
my dads old favorite show was call of the wildman and now he's obsessed with duck dynasty he's weird as hell #angermanagement #crazy #mydad 
working out in a hoodie >>>> :o (@ planet fitness) URL 
#in7thgrade i used to like damian , .___. o.o e . e 
USERNAME damn that was long ago ... my brain doesn't go back that far o.0 was he a black ? hispanic ? or white ? i must know now ! loll 
USERNAME USERNAME come back to jersey and it's over 😮 😬😁 😏 #missu 
jerry the mouse #drawing #cool #bored #artist #artistic #random #dope #pencil @ nashville URL 
woaah , jonasia has a new twitter name . 😯 USERNAME 😏 
“USERNAME USERNAME 😁 URL omg 😯 😯 😯 this was the morning after our , 😉 ☺ 👅 lmfao 😂 😂 look how short my hair is ! 
one game and i feel that shit :o but we won 
#in9thgrade iwent to a party every weeknd o.o nd didnt get home till like the nxt day smh aha 
#breakingdawnlive breaking dawn part 2 will be in theaters on the 16th ! i want to see it ! :o 
USERNAME who is mrs williams i don't remember her o.o 
#in6thgrade i had those chola eyebrows with the big hoop earings :o the fuck was i thinking 
USERNAME shit i just noticed that my hair grew longer o.o 
i get get how people get high on pills ? i took 2 flintstone vitamins when the pack says only take one and nothing happened . #wtf 
#in6thgrade i had my first kiss :o he wasnt even cute . 
she gonna kick your ass , are you kidding me ? #omg 
so i heard my grandpa was pole dancing at a wedding last night ! ! ! #wtf ? ? ? 
why do people tell you not to do stuff but yet they do it all the time #ilookeduptoyou #wtf 
what other dog sleep like this . #wtf ? URL 
USERNAME i was just tweeting you i miss you ! ! :o #scary #greatmindsthinkalike #haha 
USERNAME haha okay good . your so quiet in class :o 
USERNAME do you repeat everything that USERNAME does ? ? #weird #obelife 
haitian day at the drive ! one word #crazy #middleschooldays 
the fact that im thinkn bout USERNAME boo baby nd my friend guy on what they did friday night 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 #random 
#in8thgrade boys was bringing guns to school o_o i had to get up outta there ! 
my mother w/ her martini: . me: o_o but .. 
ive been pretty much the same size since 6th grade :o like ill go up and down sometimes a little but ive basically been the same 
USERNAME i kno right like how out of every section we get same o_o 
o_o damn after seeing taken , i definitely don't want to go to europe 
just so everyone is aware the love of my life is mr . bill 😍 #omg #obvb 
#in6thgrade my brother threw a party when my left with his high school friends & locked me & kesa in the closet until it was over ! 😲 
#in7th grade i was gettin folded behind the school 0_o 
USERNAME you're still in the train since the morning ? 😮 
never thought i'd hear my neighbors fucking through my wall . #ew #wtf #help 
#in9thgrade ifucks wit so many girls o.o good thing ichanged (: 
now it's sending double texts and text from 3 months ago ! #wtf 
USERNAME just drive by the farm during the day lol he messages me on fb asking what's up then nvr replied lol #weird 
everyone told me i look pretty in this pic :o URL 
# #inmiddleschool & #inhighschool i still look the same 😮 😑 
#in7thgrade i was super shy . i didnt say a word :o crazy right ;d 
USERNAME no , what we saw while he was hitting needs to get outta my head ! ! 😵 🔫 
baby don't have no teeth in mouth ! ! ! 🙀 😯 😶 
the face that you care more about your computer and im in the room trying to talk to you and being ignored ? #wow #loveyouto 
wish i coulda watched teen mom when i got off work . o_o 
fuck , finally done working out and playin ball and now i got this fuckin homework to do when i get home 😣 😲 
USERNAME yeah i'm positive haha . it was way closer and flew up :o 
"USERNAME former anti-war protester john kerry to be secretary of defense ? URL #wtf how stupid is the ldrshp in gov 
#in6thgrade i was a fuckin stalker to the max 😵 
USERNAME this song is fabulous #like #omg #gahh :) URL 
USERNAME ah fuck that reminds me .. i lost my keys yesterday :o 
campus alert email followed by a campus wide power outage and all of the blue lights flashing ... creepy #wtf URL 
#in6thgrade i didn't even know USERNAME or USERNAME ... #weird 
nancy got the sweetest ass 0_o “USERNAME hahahaha USERNAME URL 
a crack in the wall is never just a crack 0.o #doctorwho #crack #acrackinspaceandtime #wheresthedoctor @ home URL 
USERNAME wahh ! so may hawak ka dating kutsilyo na balak mong patayin ako ? :o ohemgashh ! 
it's 9:57. and i'm ready for bed . #wow #lifeofanathlete 
this is the first time iv heard my dad talk to my mom in about a year #weird #awkward 
it's not just that you ignore my messages , it's that you don't click on them so i don't know that you ignore them but you still tweet #wow 
USERNAME & ! ! ! i forgot you had red hair 😯 
i think i've known USERNAME USERNAME & USERNAME the longest :o in school .. n shit 
#im6thgrade apparently i used to jump people's legs lls 0.o 😂 😂 
#in6thgrade ; i dated my first & only black boy o_o 
#in6thgrade oomf feet smell like 💩💩💩💩&&&🔥 it kilt a nigga 😲 🔫 r . i . p . lil nigga 
USERNAME im at home . i dont know where you are o.o 
#in6th7th8thgrade i had the buckiest teeth and thought i was so cute constantly showing them off #omg 
#in3rdgrade i thought i'd be married by 20 ..... i'm 19 #wtf #wheremyhubbyat 
USERNAME oh wait , do you mean that in a bad way ? ? o_o 
omfg ! :o i just realized that i've known USERNAME for years ! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ 👌 😊 
USERNAME omg ! 😮 😯 i 💜 💛 💙 uu ! ! #fanclub #groupie 
USERNAME lmao deal ! ! i forgot what i sent you o.o 
USERNAME just told me about lydia and they just came on my pandora #weird 
#in7thgrade for wacky tacky day , i showed my afro off and had braces .. 🙈 😲 i was so hideous . #regrettingthisalready URL 
ben and andy are watching teen mom .. i might go find a nice tall building to jump off of #omg 
the story i just heard from USERNAME and her bf from . #omg #lmao #crying #bwahaha 
the #stuff i find on the #internet #wow #funny as #fuck #cold ass #beer #weouthere @ paradice lounge URL 
#in7thgrade i met my bestfriend USERNAME #firstsleepover #crazy #bffs URL 
damn , i went from being one of the smallest kids in school to graduating almost the tallest . 4'11" as a freshman to 6' as a senior .. 😮 
#in4thgrade this guy always moved to the school i moved to ... creepy 0.o 
soon as i get happy ... #boom back to posses i'm a second #wtf ? ? 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME laura bommer , hmm 😯 😏 😎 
#in5thgrade USERNAME i would fight for the same guy :o 
she's honestly the weirdest person i know ... USERNAME 😂 😜 💜 #dumb #weird #conversation @ nigga island URL 
USERNAME yeahh we best be ready tomorrow . you got dan i got wally :o let's get these upsets #leggo 
USERNAME :o text me something in japanese . i wanna see if i remember it . ^^ 
wow just leave no tx no goodbye…iz all good whatever #wtf #pissedoff #irritated 
USERNAME 8:40 am :o imma call you after all drugged up too ;) #loveyouu #seeyoubrightandearly 
soon as i get happy .... not two seconds then i'm back to just back to pissed off #wtf 
healthy vs un healthy anji_marie 0.o #yingyang #food #foodie #broccoli #t @ international house of pancakes URL 
according too my fist ima punch monae i her lip tomorrow 👊 😲 😆 
USERNAME well the guy was hot ! but i was like o.o the whole time lmao 
#in6thgrade i was that #weird kid that nobody talked to . #in7thgrade i was the quarterback for the #football team and everyone loves me .-_- 
USERNAME thank you ! ! and g . o.o . d music is better 
veins are a almost black color tonight #weird #headscratcher URL 
this nigga tried to dunk on josh smith 0.o lol 
why do i watch suspenseful movies before bed ? ? ! ' 👀🔪 😲 
#inmiddleschool i didn't wear my hair down till sometime 8th grade year :o 
this new show on mtv seems pretty interesting , but why the hell is it called ? ? #wtf 
lol i just realized my aau team was the st . louis lakers and i was #24 #weird 
#in7thgrade i got drunk before a holyname ! ! ! ! ! #crazy #badass 
USERNAME i don't know , last time i saw him at the carnival .. he looked all thug :o 
USERNAME USERNAME haha ! ! speaking of skis .. do you ski ! ? #random 
thanks for the mag USERNAME #covergirl #teamcarmenmccarthy #random #rt #follow them💗💗👍👍💗💗 
#inmiddleschool i had a different best friend every year :o 
#insixthgrade i used to be close to selena cabrera :o 
i will pay someone to hospitalize me right now 👊💥💢 😵 🙏 😣 🔫 @ ezra lehman memorial library URL 
my room was spotless 2 days ago ... #wtf #lazy URL 
omg this #catfish show sounds so brutal . yea this in la can't find love in hollywood . he loves you , random girl in arkansas #wow 
i hate txting ppl 1st .. makes me seem like im annoying them .. #lol #crazy 
USERNAME not true :-o i care until you give me a reason not to care nomore . 
pizza & deviled eggs for dinner bahahaha yea i'm weird ! lol idc i like bein unique ! :) #yummy #weird #unique #me 
car through the house , ohh fuck ! ! ! :o 
#in6thgrade i wore the same light blue windbreaker every day #weird #awkwardyears #embarrassing 
USERNAME hahaha it just brings me back .. i don't want it anymore 😵 
8 :o 8 pm in california and im feelin like it 's midnight . wine & vampire diaries will fix this . 
i need to get an accordian folder for work #random 
#in8thgrade joel was the most annoying child ever , then i dated him o.0 
that was a very successful weekend ! 😃 tomorrow starts my last week at work . #weird 
dat was sum drawn ass shyt i jus saw o_o 
#in6thgrade my crazy spanish teacher cried under her desk in locked us in her classroom . #mrsjeffy #crazy #spanish #mississippi 
this is the coachella wristband i sold to my other best friend in april ... i love this dirtbag #mm #showjunkie #wtf URL 
no idea where i am right now . in some randomn mcdonald's in some randomn city ... county maybe ? ? 0_o ? lol 
#in3rdgrade i got braces and everyone asked to touch them #weird 
i think i found my reasons for why i'm so insecure :o 
#in6thgrade i had very long hair 😐 😑 😮 😦 😧 😵 😲 😶 URL 
i think i might actually know what i want for once :o 
half of the people that retweet my tweets don't even follow me :o 
my mom just said she would fuck angelina jolie ! ! ! ....... :o #awkward 
#in6thgrade i wore abercrombie like i owned the damn store ! 😵 😄 
USERNAME ahah oh no :p entonces ahora quin ? :o 
i just realized i constantly cover my mouth when i talk . #whydoidothat #weird 
i should of gotten a hoe fax before this happened #wtf 
fricken starving ..... #omg gonna go max like a f a t g i r l <3 3 
just woke up from a 3 hour nap . oh goody this should be good 🙈 😯 😏 😔 😴 
wondering why you have that emoji next to your name #wtf 
my sister got all my phone files on her her phone o.o 
i feel like i get happy , then something makes me mad yet again . #wtf 
USERNAME yeah lol ^.^ i rmb you dated my brother o.o 
USERNAME i don't think i can drink this saturday :o 
texting or talking to your ex is weird ! o.o 
violating my bed tryna feel around for phone until i find it o.o 
USERNAME ha ha that's too funny . i literally felt bad bc i was being mean to my nurse bc she said i can't eat for a few hours #wtf 
i swear i hear noises out the random 😳 😮 😐 
holy shit all these people waiting in line for black ops #crazy 
when i get a text saying , from USERNAME #wow 
#4thgrade i was so good in math i was in math club :o ik that shit don't sound like me lol 
#in6thgrade my current boyfriend was already graduating high school .. 😯 #ohgod #awkward 
i sure hope to drink a little with an old friend of mine this weekend 😲 🍻🍻USERNAME #beentolong ⏳ 
#in8thgrade i can't believe i gave everything to my first love .. i even tried taking my life for her . #wow 
USERNAME haha i reolied now ! ! i thought i did :o 
#in8thgrade i was 13 when i first met enrique ♡ o.o lol ! ! ! ! 
( 0.o ) USERNAME phahaha thatss #realtragic lmfaorotfumssth ! my crack thoo ? 
USERNAME if my bed is considered well then suppose so ;) #weird 
i swear this damn train is never ending ! #wtf 
USERNAME cause i'm a good girl i dont ditch :o 
there's nothing like desperately needing medicine that can't be shipped in for two days . 😑 😵 
#tnkodb ... my nigs is #turntup 👆 ! ! ! ! USERNAME thechampisback 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 #drunk #copas #life #mitch @ copabanana URL 
i wonder what if i'd be all gangster if i stayed at canyon ? 😮 
#in8thgrade the cheerleaders would say " femi femi he's our man , he can do what n o.o ne can .. goo femii ! ! >>>>>>>>>> 
USERNAME love you to ! back then i was like o_o about it now im like ^.^ 
i have the shortest attention span ever . #omg #shootme 
why does the internet at sju suck so bad #omg 
#7thgrade i found out who my real friends were , and i would were to much make up o.o 
#in9thgrade i had sex with my bestfriendd & i took his v-card :o 
#inmiddleschool i remember mr . whisnant screaming at kids o_o #scarredforlife #neverlookedatteachersthesame 
they lost ben roethlisberger for 3 games :o if that is true ? 
#inelementaryschool we had place mats we had to sit on during library time .... #wtf 
this whole time ive been reminiscnig i totally forgot about the report thing :o 
USERNAME i mean i might not look good but he sure as hell did #random 
#in8thgrade USERNAME pants me in the gym in front of everyone 😵 🔫 
USERNAME you can't get sick ! :o it's show week . 
#in5thgrade i got in trouble with the cops ! :o 
USERNAME here's a good ? do you know about the van , chloroform and duct tape ? o_o #vinoafterdark 
lmfaoo ! rt USERNAME o_0 ... uhh rt: USERNAME i'm hunching the fuck outta my palm tonight . 
girls at work said i was more of the mulan type and snow white . o.o 
reading a sex book from the mid 1920s where the vagina is described as a vestibule o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME nope , he's a redneck 😲 
#in5thgrade i wore basketball shorts and a t-shirt almost everyday 😮 
you read my messages but there is no reply #wtf 
#in8thgrade was the first time i asked a girl out in person :o 
#in6thgrade i went 2 skool , now am in high skool o.o 
i just hope bae aint going down my tl o.o 
my roommate got a picture with taylor lautner . #wtf #hateher #forreal 
forgot to post this earlier ! :o ) beer with dinner . — drinking a sweaty betty blonde @ finnegan's speakeasy — URL 
USERNAME so being bald is the shit now ? ! ? 0_o lmao 
#inmiddleschool i was written up for being a o.o #thuglife <-- jk but i really did tho 
, disel got taller or something he wasn't that tall when me && calissa saw him last time o_o <<<<<>>>>> 
how the hell it go from hott af' to cold ? o.o 
USERNAME 😮 i'll have to get him a gift ! ! 
i swear guys nowadays try to run game as if was like this past summer olympics 2012- they be on that usain bolt ish .... o_0 
just was told he was going to tame me and put me on a leash lmfao #wow 
USERNAME for real we gotta go with dev tho . lmfaoo one day mann soon before he old ass forgets us :o 
so instagram is basically a twiter for pictures ? ? ? #soblond #soconfused #wow 
USERNAME you still are so that's not in middle school 😒 #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :o lucky ! me and USERNAME got school tomorrow 
USERNAME i have a 7 :3 0 class monday wednesday friday next semester .. 😲 🔫 
USERNAME umm whats that ? o_o jk jk i love you too ! 
sometimes i wonder if there is anyone else with a busy schedule like mine #crazy 
#textgram #girl #drama #love #crazy @ in my world of butches .. URL 
catfish is crazy af , dude say he a model , but he really a freshmen at tuscaloosa high school bet ! ! #catfish #crazy 
USERNAME 😯 me too ! 😁 i just took the cover off of it and i ❤ it 
#in6thgrade me and USERNAME traded pens in science . and i always got better grades on journals even tho we wrote the same things o_o 
catish is a show now ! ? ! ? ! 😮 
i remember when me and #oomf were secretly friends during the summer goin into 8th grade lol talkin on fb and shit every night #wtf 
#in6thgrade i was obsessed with high school musical . #omg 
USERNAME USERNAME we should all hang out sometime ? ? ? :o o (; 
#in3rdgrade was the first time i ever sharded ..... 😯 
USERNAME a chacun son tour chez le coiffeur ... lets wait nd see ... o_0 
i've been wondering where jenelle's baby daddy was ... i can't believe she said she isn't sure who the father of jace is :o #teenmom2 
yoo look what time is it ! imma be tiredd ! ! ! ! o_o 
#in8thgrade i almost got kicked out of maxwell like 4 times for fighting & o.o 
i swear i just saw a shooting star ! 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME just be glad , you aint an ewok :o 
USERNAME don't fuck up in college ever because your done there 😯 
i miss USERNAME so much i could cry ! i need my friend back dublin ! stop holding her hostage ! 😫 😢 😲 🔫 💙 👭 
so instagram is basically a twiter for pictures ? ? ? #soblonde #soconfused #wow 
well good thing my roommates preordered black ops 2, now i have a something to do to tire me out #somanypeople #crazy 
texas wants to secede from the union ... big suprise ! ! 😮 😮 😮 😮 
about to murder USERNAME and USERNAME for this timeline mess they're causin . quotes ⬅&➡ 😵 🔫 
the conversation between USERNAME and USERNAME tonight ? ? ? #wtf ? 
#inmiddleschool :o ur group would have a day we wear certain clothes ! lmao 
watching catfish and i just wonder how someone can be like totally in love with someone they have never even met ! #crazy 
hmm mabye i could get to 1k tweets tonight :o 
everybody sleep . but me and i done took a million meds . o.o 
#in7thgrade when being in mr . zuniga's class was freakin' weird o.o 
USERNAME lol yeah but tomrw and thats so long ! ! -_- and whats your gt ? ? were abouta play some multiplaya tomorw ! prepare to lose :o 
mtv in tuscaloosa andd iguana grill ! ! ! #weird 
a lot of my friends i had #in6thgrade i am not friends with anymore #wow #timeschange 
USERNAME have you ever mixed any cookies with oreos ? :o 
USERNAME mrs clark told my class that in 3rd grade cause we made her cry #weird i wonder if that means anything . #naah 
aleema smokin them cigarettes gone be the death of me 😵 🔫 
just got kissed by a stripper 😭 😵 😷 #holyshit #fuckmylife 
in5thgrade when i dated this boy for 5 years ! ! :o sheesh #crazyshit #whatwasithinking ! lmao 
USERNAME USERNAME i was the nicest person ! ? :o me ! ? (; 
i feel like i haven't seen USERNAME in #years #wtf #existplease 
that's nice , you're mad so now you're gonna yell at me ... alrighty then . #wow 
USERNAME did justin and selena really break up ? :o o 
lady bugs are cute until them bitches start flying #random 
USERNAME i'm always right , wow aren't i special now via world wide twitter knows now to :o 
it's only been 12 days into #noshavenovember and i'm already getting scruffy . kinda scared to see how ill look at the end o.o 
USERNAME lol damn & he is still getting soiled 😮 that's the life 
hold up . . . is tomorow a b-day . ! :o #confused 
but to be real like i have never just been called out like that & most deff not in front of everyone #weknowwhyyousleptgood 😵 🔫 
USERNAME no :o i am flattered tho shes rill pretty 
i don't understand how people can do that its impossible to someone w/out meeting them . physicality def plays a role #crazy #catfish 
USERNAME damn 1st grade ? mine was in 3rd . :o 
#in6thgrade i didn't know 95% of my followers .......... #wow 
USERNAME o.o .... you see what had happened was ... that call never reached my phone ... lol . #myb 
USERNAME omg you kinda do o.o isaiah washington is tres handsome . you should be honored . 
fuck dis shit bitches i aint got no worries #random 
when someone in the memory doesn't remember the memory ! !<<<< #wow 
USERNAME i stil remember that day at lunch for some reason .... #weird we were at the front far left table . and you had on yo glasses 
USERNAME can you make me a couple oreo cookies before my upcoming bowl game ? :o .. 
USERNAME do you have a boyfriend ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ? ! ? ? o.o 
and #in4thgrade ciera ossege randomly showed up at my house and she rolled around during a weeble-wobbles commercial #weird 
USERNAME i didn't know you went to kirkpatrick ? :o lol . 
i got suspended for calling ms . salick a stupid ass ! :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME , is there food involved .. ? o.o 
#in6thgrade & in 7th ish i was a complete lesbo w/ USERNAME .. we had our lesbian momentss ♥ o.o ... 
USERNAME ight ! *hops up pops neck* 👌👊💢👊👊👊👊❕❕💢👊 😲 👊👊👊👊💀 
lol niggaboo asked what i wanted for christmas , i said nothing ... he got mad❗ #wtf 
USERNAME i donut even remember the beer thing , but i do sort of remember the gun part . o.o 
USERNAME i ate them bullets cause im already dead 😯 
USERNAME 😮 i don't like your sad faces ! ! ! 
i just seen a pic of a small child with a mans private part in her mouth . i wanna blow this mf'er head off ! wtf kind of bullshit is that 😵 💢🔫 
USERNAME #1dontodayshow omg i'm waking up early just for that ! ! ! :o :d xx 
bye bye blue hair . hola red or maybe purple o.o whatever it comes out to be .. 
#in8thgrade icut half of my hair wrong so i had to cut it extra short :o 
USERNAME no he did not ! he was the nicest person ever :o 
then edward said he wud only do the bite under one condition and bella's like what edward what and edwards like marry me and bella's like :o 
i got suspended for breaking a kids elbow ! :o 
i need to go home and go to sleep 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME oh shit we do huh ? ! :o 
USERNAME i didnt think that was a show that girls would watch :o but i can't say i'm surprised . i love that your diff <3 :) & their 
i'm tripping son , i be watching shit that i recorded , and a old ass commercial would come on and i'd be like 0_o then i think about it 😂 😊 
low key , i think the nurse read the notes . && i think some were about her .. o.o 
honestly .. my grades are starting to slip ... and sports are becoming more of a priority 😳 😐 😮 
USERNAME ohh now you love me , that's a surprise 😵 
USERNAME so my brother and i are driving through cincinnati ... oh exit 9 lady :o 
s/o to USERNAME for tweeting that picture and making me laugh my ass off #omg 
USERNAME USERNAME vcs axam q eh trank comprar ingresso pro show da mad (ny) em outros sites ? no ticketmaster soh tem por $200 o.o 
i used to part my hair down the middle #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfa o.o mg i remember and i had the balls to do everything you guys said -_- done . haha 
my myspace name was babygirl yaya <<<<< nobody called me yaya o_o 
i was bad a'f in high school 0.o fun times tho :-) 
all these states petitioning to withdraw from the usa should read the hunger games . dc is obviously the capital , the rest - districts 😮 
#in6thgrade i can't remember much of my 6th grade year ... o.o 
overtime for the chiefs ? ? ? ? ? o_o #thatsnew 
USERNAME :o damnn , fuck it i'm staying home . 
just when i thought i was doing better .. my throat starts feeling like i swallowed a fish hook again . #wtf 
when your supposed to do something with someone and you fall asleep and wake up at 10:20 .... 😒 #wow #mylifeinanutshell 
USERNAME did this really come out of your mouth ? :o i am appalled . :p 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i don't think i was in this :o 
found my dads mugshots on google 😯 lmfao i never thought i'd be able to see them ! ! ! 
i use to hate my ex stepmom . now i love her , and hate the new one ? haha #crazy 
grandma and grandpa check out daniel's project . it is an atom of carbon . he wrote a report with it too ! so proud ! :o ) 
justin bieber receives on average 3000 favorites on his tweets per minute #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME yeah like wtf id always be like i dont get whats so great about him lmfao oops USERNAME #crazy 
we geet crunk looking like sheet . #lol #random #bored #today #hamiltonbraves URL 
USERNAME fuck . you . i'm done 😲 🔫 #yourracist #meanie 
#steelers haven't lost a home game on mnf in over 20 yrs . that streak is in serious jeopardy . #ot #wtf 
USERNAME ughh whats the size before that ? :o n 7/16 ima be going to 5/8ths one of these days 
i think USERNAME found my sha sha girl tweet entertaining . 😮 #missionaccomplished 
did he really just spend his coins on her ? ! 😳 😐 😮 
how are the chiefs holdin up the steelers ? #wtf 
jenelle goes to jail of course . leah is pregnant again & engaged . chelsea & adam keep fighting & kaitlyn meets her new boo #uhoh 😯 #teenmom2 
he sure is but yu not gone bless em wit that breath 😖 😲 😣 😥 
her kids was on alcohol & drugs . just like her o.o 
i think i found you so were can write back and forth . let me know if you get this . :o ) 
she's a big girl ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #what ? ! 😳 😳 😳 😂 😮 #calledit 
lol ! ! its a girl ? ! #wtf #catfish 
my parents would be so pissed if they found out half the bad shit i did #in9thgrade lol 😲 
.. yeah , tell me about it lol smh .. #thingstheydontknow o.o 
hahahhaa wtf this show catfish rightnow . shes a girl not a guy bahahaha #weird 
guys i used to actually listen to this stuff religiously URL #omg 
USERNAME nice :o i'm soo jealous ! ! ! ! 
its a girl shes a girl omg :o pretended to be a guy holy crap i feel so baad 
USERNAME what if i cant i live farr :o o 
USERNAME aww .. but you're gonna get it either way ? :o 
like uhm .... #catfish ? #chelsea ? #jamison ? #wtf 
oh my gosh it was a girl ! stupid . why would someone do that ! #catfish #wow #dumbgirl #idiot 
lol arguing with my boyfriend over a football game #wow #gosteelers 
omg . jamieson isn't a hit model , he's a dykee ! ! ! ! 😳 😯 fuck you chelsea . 
#in6thgrade i wore baggy jeans and a low pony tail . every day . oh god ... o_o 
USERNAME i can't even handle this show ! ! ! 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME he's not that anymore ! (x he did what you asked him to do ! :o 
is this new show a joke ! ? ! #wtf #soweird 
don't judge me music video is kinda weird , o_0 
you must be a lesbian or something ... #catfish 😶 😵 😳 😁 
oh my gosh , i can't handle this right now ... #wtf ? ! #jamisonsagirl 
everything cool matt cassel just did in that last drive he killed with that first throw #wow #interception #boardthebuses kc 
USERNAME oh no , the rain got in your eye , lemme wipe it out for you . there *holds up mirror* o_o , all better now 
USERNAME omg im watching it too ! ! idk whose crazier the girl believing them or the girl pretending to be someone lol 😯 
nobody wants to believe i'm hood , little do they know 👊💢 😥 🔫 😵 
this girl looks like a total idiot on #catfish #wtf , but this dike looks ten times worse . 
that moment where your pulling the covers over your head and you accidentally punch yourself in the face . 😵 #yeah #totallyjustdidthat 
USERNAME oh my gosh , do we really have the same last name & share the same love for USERNAME ! ? 😲 
this show is crazy whatt omgg #catfish #mtv 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME ahahah oh so i'm rude now ? :o oh hell no lol :p 
#in6thgrade i thought is was hip to dress goth . #weird 
USERNAME yeaa latees u got grade cutt so idk wat ur tlkin about ! :o lol . 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha o.o we can just make sure kendall invites logan and carlos so all of our loves helps with 
#instillmiddleschool i thought mr . dutdut and miss nalons sexy self had a secret thing goin . 0.o 
#inmiddleschool u was balling out of control if u had a razor ... look at technology now o.o 
oh . my . god . #catfish #crazy ! ! ! 
when is it gonna click that i have to stop spending because i have no job ? haha #wtf i need to stop spending ! #brokebitch 
USERNAME aww no way lol (,: ? i didnt know that :o <3 
hahaha tht would frickin such ! #suckstosuck #crazy #notsuprised #f *ckedupworld 
she's not even pretty ! ! ! haha #wow #catfish 
watching #catfish on #mtv .... #omg ! this show is #awesome ! 
how you get my number && not text from a real number o_0 
#in3rdgrade bridget stuck her scissors in my eye . #wtf 
what happens if the other people talking to jamison just watched the show , and are like #wtf 
i really really really need a change #really 😵 🔫 
wtf just happened on this show ? #catfish #crazy #f 'dup 
i'm extremely delayed but how could USERNAME not save the only country artist left on the show ? ! #thevoice 😯 still love you blakey 😍 
this show is just as mind blowing as the movie . #wtf #catfish #mtv 
USERNAME holy shit same here but idk how id handle meeting all 5 at once :o 
this show is ridiculous .. who does that ? ! #catfish #wtf 
so when i was cleaning the popper i saw lip prints in the glass ... who the hell kissed the popper ? ! #wtf 
i'm never adding anymore people on social networks . could be a manly 18 yr old girl from tuscolusa . #catfish #wtf 
jus walked in the door n turned on catfish to see what the hype was all about ... #wtf ? 
so happy i have a real boyfriend , in person after watching #catfish #wtf 
lolololol , catfish is hilarious . these poor people 😮 #catfish 
USERNAME you started acting llike a dickhead by then :o i swear i didn't kknow youu had went to flournoy xd 
holy hell ! ! ! hahahaha what a dumbass ! dumbest show ever but probably my new weekly show lol #catfish #crazy #hilarious #dumbasses 😂 ✨💢👊✌👏 
i literally just got mind fucked by mtv's new show catfish . #omg #thisshitcray 
USERNAME lmao ! wake and bake girl hahaha 😯 munchies 😋 
USERNAME has had a twitter for 409 days and just now started following me ? ! ? #wtf #itsokayiguess #betterlatethannever 
so tomorrow i only go to first period ndd tss field trip it is :) ughh but then drill team practicee ! ! 0.o 
that shit was insane not only was it a girl she wasn't even a lesbian so she can't do nothin with that #wow #catfish 
:o that's all i can do right now .. #catfish #crazy #wtf 
seriously though ? ! i've been using the tanning room for 3 weeks straight and i'm still white as a ghost ! ! no burn ! no tan ! no nothing ! #wtf 
the real rj king has to be pissed this girl stole his identity ! #wtf #catfish 
#inhighschool i did track & field , cross country , was in advance choir , drama club , learned french , took mostly aps ... idk how i'm alive 😵 💜 
USERNAME all i remember was you , morgan cristian and jonathan in a party and i start talking and u go 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm like having an adrenaline attack . that just amazes me . and the fact that some people can care so little #wow 
the last time the eagles won a game was on september 7, the phillies last won was on september 30. #wtf #eagles #phillies 
USERNAME my gosh ! you are like me right now , i have never wanted to tweet more about anything in my life ! #catfish #crazy 
buutt #inmiddleschool my 7th grade science teacher was a goddess . mama had them cakes so thick and hot . o_o <-- me everyday in that class 
so i just got recruited for volleyball .... ? o_o #umm #confused 
USERNAME awe you do wel i miss you to we need to chill :o 
when i wanna sleep ... i can't . when i wanna stay up ... i fall asleep ! #wtf #imtired 
i wouldn't go to school if i didn't have basketball practice o_o 
i hate when people bring up your past just to make you mad ! o_o 
omg look a naked group picture of the boys ! :o URL 
USERNAME :o that's probably where the hicky came from ! ! 
why are we looking into this freak's psychological past ? #catfish #cyberstalker #wtf 
USERNAME was i messed up like i am now . o.o my mom says no my dad says yes . 
USERNAME it was 7th boo . i only had 1 bf in 8th lol . but you remember that ? 😮 lmao i didnt think you would . haha 
don't make excuses for leading a girl on and then when she finally meets her you don't even care :o #catfish 
wtf is catfish & why is everyone tweeting about but ? ? :o 
this dumb ass bitch on catfish really thinks that guy is real hahahahahah 😂 😂 #crazy 
USERNAME it ended up being a fat chick ..... #wtf 
“USERNAME studying on the bus for a test tomorrow with little to no light #thegrind USERNAME USERNAME 😲 🔫🔫🔫 
USERNAME haha thats real funny ! i didnt even know you left today , i was lookin for yo ass :o haha 
USERNAME sunday , cause i found it on the floor :o 
#inhighschool to be honest ... i discovered my love/obsession with one direction & USERNAME 😵 😍 💜 
everybody i went to skoo with has kids now . #crazy . 
USERNAME illegal ? ? where do you live ? :o 
USERNAME that's what i was thinking ! how about we make a #chao day ? :o 
USERNAME lol keke was my lil baby till she got distant o_o 
thank you very much i appreciate it , and maybe who knows but you shocked me i never though you would fall for me . o.o but why ? 
lol .. i'm sure it is “USERNAME o_o dis can't b d real tunde ednut ! "USERNAME squantum<- meaning ? “USERNAME 
USERNAME las vegas is cool . i mean im use to it so i'm not like it's amazing ! ! (x i wish i lived in england :o :p 
USERNAME omg did you die when the girl opened the door ? ! ? 😲 
USERNAME the guy she thought she was talking to , ended up being a fat girl ! ! ! :o 
#in3rdgrade i ran around USERNAME couches dancing & singing to my jam , fergalicious lmao #wtf 
#jelenasplit , trust issues is the end of all realationships :o i think they will still talk but not as boyfriend/ girlfriend 
#in7thgrade i dated USERNAME for the longest time .... o.o 
uh what ? ! 😵 😳 😱 😨 bye . 
i had my first kiss the summer before freshman year in my pool . #random 
USERNAME maybe you get a stalker too for your good looks ? :o 
USERNAME as i said i would to . like this crazy ass girls o.o 
my moms bitching cus i bought underwear at victorias secret hahah #wtf #fuckher #lol 
fuckk . i doonot wanna wake up in the morning #wtf #ihateschool #shootme 
i wonder how that guys feels ... someone else pretending to be him . #crazy 
i went downstairs to get advil ... and came back up with a drink and an icepop and no advil . #wtf 
USERNAME i heard different . small things come in big packages dawgg :o 
omg i swear im finns cough my intestines out #random 
USERNAME that girl was about to throw down ! #crazy 
USERNAME suck me up and i will leave you alone :o 
omg my stomach & shoulder hurt . is this what death feels like ? ! 😲 
gr8t ! im gonna have to stand all the bs tomorrow t o_o r 
USERNAME threw a bowl at USERNAME head and it hit me 😲 
my boyfriend is gettin the new call of duty game 😖 😵 😬 😥 😥 i'm not going to hear from him for a couple of days 
when someone you don't know likes you comments & then moments later they friend request you 0_o 
USERNAME USERNAME i won't lie ... my mind is completely blown that ye're both tweeting right now #wow #cohasbeenflagged 
i wish USERNAME was up i'm so bored 😵 🔫 
what does this girls friends think ? like if one of y'all did that , uhm bye #psycho ! #catfish #wtf 
lil mama's a bopper , a freak you cnt stop her ! ! ! ! #random 
dont text me talkin bout o.o bitch ? ! i aint jesus , but i know it all . #dontgetittwisted 
not only did this girl lie about being a man ... she doesn't even know their family ! ? #wtf #catfish #ilovethis #therealrjkingissocutethough 
USERNAME i'm going to hell for laughing so hard at this #omg #dead 
wheenn you start lickingg your ex ah fuck o.o #shitt #fuck 
i wonder what life would be with out twitter o_0 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME what poster ? o.o 
there are 6 teams from the sec in the top 10 ! o.o how the hell dust that happen 
my mom can tell im getting sick by the smell of my breathe ! #wtf #weird 
USERNAME haha this show is gonna eff up dating sites ratings . #wow 
USERNAME lmaoo awk . we've known each other for soo long :o 
she's been saying all show she's not lesbian but yet just admits it ! && she has such a manly voice for a girl ! #catfish #crazy 
don't tell me this bitch is gonna be friends with her ... #wtf 
USERNAME i havent tried it .. but my dad looves oriental noodles .. :d hahah ! we've got a crap ton of em ... :o 
omg the new t . v . show catfish is too funny lmao i will never ever date someone online #wtf #hilarous 
couldn't get the actual size of it , but it's a giant ass cat pillow #wtf URL 
USERNAME USERNAME 🙊>>> 😵 <<< my face when you told me . 
USERNAME omg i stared at my tv for an hour like 👉 😮 😧 
USERNAME honestly ? o.o lmao little and cute :o really cause i felt all fate and big xd (still do ;)) 
USERNAME ohh noo ! ! ! :o ! ! cause on sunday it's my anniversary and me and nikole are gunna do something . but on friday or saterday 
#in6thgrade was one of those kids that died their hair blonde which eventually turned brown . check this off the bucket list ✔ #sogay #omg 
USERNAME USERNAME leave isreal not far away no place else for u to g o.o bama just took over . romnryan sucked u in also . no nwo . lol 
USERNAME its those little 50 cent bags , im sorry . :o i don't have nothin else cause im at my homies house , there's a small fritos bag too 
USERNAME party your booty off today girl ! 🍻🍺🍻🍸🍻🍺 😲 😲 😲 💃💃 
#in5thgrade we put a condom on ms . kvale's door handle haha . #wtf USERNAME 
i wonder where my babyy USERNAME works at ? ! :o lol 
wtf is wrong with my cat i look over and he's licking the floor . #weirdasscat #wtf 
speaking of thighs , my thighs are huge ! :o 
USERNAME in a good way ! ? or a bad way ! ? :o lol 
"USERNAME omg ! i got accepted into harvard ! :o URL dead 
i get irritable this late at night .. :3 #sorry #dunnowhy #weird 
#in8thgrade joined the band wagon at my school where everyone grew out their hair and cut it like the last month or so of school #omg 
#in6thgrade i made the decision to go to military school 😲 🔫 
egbamii :o USERNAME famz .... rt USERNAME jst d 2 of us ! 
in the morning my eyes be like -.- ... at night my eyes be like o.o 
haven't smoked all day ! ! :o #proudofmyself tryin to cut back (: 
USERNAME ahahah como me conoses tanbien ? :o no i'm not sorry actually i was kidding lol :b 
i find it sad that we had to break up for you to realize all the things you should've appreciated #wow 
is this a dream or reality ! ? someone pinch me until i wake ! #wow #amazed # 💜 
when u r down , u find out who is really in your corner straight up ! ! ! #random thought 
i expect big ass hugs from everyone tomorrow because its my last day at scarborough high school 😳 😮 
USERNAME when i first read that i read it really wrong :o . but i dont know if that will work :c 
and she calls me #weird ! ! ! #loveher @ the retreat at lake tamaha URL 
USERNAME i'm not telling you to smile , but don't be down :o ) smillee ! be happyy ! 
hotter than the devils dick in my room right now . #wtf #itsnovember #getyourshittogethermothernature 
USERNAME i wish i just knew ... ha i'm too scared to try :o it's just all things say no . i'm not her type . not at all . she hasn't 
i cant watch scary stuff when im alone cus i get paranoid o.o 
you could barely actually run them so ... don't be talking . #wow 
did i really just finish a paper .... two nights before its actually due ? ? ? is this real life ? #weird 
please .... not again ..... omg no .... #omg #omg #omg #omg 
o_o yea i see lol , he will never be me 
i would literally stop drinking coffee if i had the chance to meet USERNAME 😲 
USERNAME hahahaha ! aww . :') come over babe . :d ♥ ♥ i don't know ... what if i die because the powder shit was outdated ? :o 
this is what i look like when i sneeze ... 😩 😮 lol 
USERNAME i cannot express my happiness felt for #ptxmas #omg #yay URL 
ugh , i need hair gel though ! ! o.o 
i long dick her like ! ! 😝 uhh , 😫 uhh , 😲 uhh ! 
USERNAME i did text him ? o.o why asap ? lol 
ima just be like ay sherratta ! then give her the o.o look and tell her to go somewhere and park it 
just downloaded ascend the hill's albums . free ? #wow #amazing 
huh ... (tires screeching) 😯 well they made a good thang out of something so surprising #catfish 
USERNAME to this day i still have no remembrance of it . 😯 
meanwhile , our country is some straight #illuminati shizz ! oh lawd 👇👎 😶 😲 😫 😭 
janelles mom from teen mom reminds me of my own ..... #forreal #crazy #bitch 
and she said she couldn't not talk to her , seriously i'd have to get a restraining order #wtf 
#inhighschool ... i was in a relationship for 4 years :o everybody was like it was great . then life happened . 
USERNAME damn your skin color changed and your hair :o lol ;) 
aw fuck me , i have to wake up in 7 hours 😴 😢 😦 😲 
about to call it a night .. about to write something stupid cuz im bored af 😲 😂 
USERNAME haha oy i'm debating :o if anything . ill see if she shows atleast a bit of interest like if i can tell or even get a feeling 
USERNAME are u going to the today show lauren ? 😲 
USERNAME i know ! ! ! ! 😲 🔫 it's like god wanted me to cash in on those 22 pts by hernandez being out but i got cute lol 
USERNAME i know what you are talking about :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o 
USERNAME still not anywhere near the sheer number of tweets you got #jawdropping #14 ,500 #wow 
the shows mtv airs now a days . #fail #disappointed #wtf 
watching #teenmom at jake and kasey's these are some retarted bitches . #wtf 
i love picking out new phone cases ! #random #weirdo 
did i delete my myspace ? ? :o kinda thinkin' i did ... 
i don't feel so good . this is not good . ugh 😲 
#in11thgrade i got drunk and found my soul mate .... #wtf #thatneverworksout #butitdidforme 
USERNAME i miss you too danielitts , do you still have those pics we took at susanna :o o ? <3 
USERNAME lol i'm straight up salvi lol you need to hear me talk spanish then you will be like 😮 
i wana see catfish already :o 45 minutes more /.\ #timeneedstohurry :c 
USERNAME & he told you to that when ? :o lol 
USERNAME they love me ! they call me pretty and tell me why all my little things make me perfect USERNAME right ? :o 
USERNAME omfg how do you get 5/5 :o im over here team 0/5 #jealous 
i'm the only guy not in line for black ops . why don't i play video games ? #wtf 
it is so nice to have my term paper finished . now i just need to proof read it… o.o maybe i will do that on wednesday . 
USERNAME i guess i didn't handel that so very well ! ! but i spoke my mind ! ! ! :o ) 
when i was little i always pretended to be on one sisters side when they fought and i told the other one what she said about her . 😮 
USERNAME i changed my mind on what i'm wearing :o 
accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME that's when you know the world is ending 😮 
USERNAME ooh shit ! that nigga serious about you then o_o 
had a great time drinking ... as usual liquor is my besty o_o #winehouseflow 
USERNAME dude member wen ms :o rtega talked to us cuz i guess you didnt like me and shit cause i was new >.< 
USERNAME mm , idunno . what do you call them ? o.o 
#in6thgrade i remember i wore brown sweatpants , brown shirt , and brown shoes . everyone called me a brownie . also i like army pants :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME me either ! ! ! the big handsome and edward cullen all in one night 😍 😍 😍 #omg 
i should just keep tweeting you so ur parents get mad ? :o i'm not a dick ! i won't ! but keep pissing me off ! yes i will ! 
:o the #btwball philly show sold out in 2 nanoseconds . this shit is gonna be cray . USERNAME 
#inmiddleschool i got caught writing a note calling mrs bennett a bitch .. she made me write her an apology letter ! #wtf #bitch 
oh our conversations .... #bffs #lovesher #crazy #onlyus USERNAME URL 
USERNAME i remember he said all he remember was he had a sausage biscuit for breakfast o_o 
some random chick from high school called me to sell insurance . wtf i didn't like you in school , why would i buy insurance from u ? #random 
when i close my eyes , i put myself under the illusion that i'm holding u . m but all i wake up to is great dream and a lonely reality #wtf 
#in6thgrade i was called ryan alot in math ... don't remember why tho #weird 
#in7thgrade i watched a girl get jumped and didn't stop it . not gonna lie , she deserved it tho . 😵 
season 3 finale of soa was like 😧 , 😮 , 😱 
2.6 million shots fired since black ops 2 release . o.o fuck yall lol 
you have it ? :o i wanna play it so bad ! >_< 
#in6thgrade i got my ipod stolen by some black guy & whenever i got it back all my music was gone & there was only rap music on there :o 
i remember when a lot of people used to walk around sucking on pacifiers o_o 
seriously ... for a video game #crazy #whyamihere oh and it keeps going URL 
cuddling with my teddy playing sad music . #wtf #whatswrongwithme 
so then i was like :o what adrian . ! ? ! ? ! and she said the one off the secret life of an american teenager . ! 
i was such a good kid and now some people tell me i look like a gangster #wtf 
rt USERNAME oh the conversations USERNAME and i have #crazy :p 
lmao ! okkay on blast ! ! :o hahaha . 
my birthday is tomorrow .... damn i'm bout to fucked for a few days 😳 😲 😈 
chlorine made my eyes burn like h e double hockey sticks ! o_o 
in high years when i walk in a classroom and see USERNAME he gets all 😯 and says lmfaoo 
USERNAME n girl i'm at the house i decided to do my own roller set ! ! i'm trying to hold out , but i'm bout to air dry the rest 0_o 
USERNAME good night best friend :) hope you have a good day too ! and i'll try to have a good one :o lol 
USERNAME am i spouse to be scured or wahh ? o.o 
i hate when my head and nose is like this .. 😷 😵 👃👎 
wtf it's 12:20 0.o i thought it was 10 -.- 
there's already a line for black ops 2 😶 😮 
miss elvira is going to have USERNAME and USERNAME in it next week :o ! ! 
when u text someone and they give u one word answers #wtf 
u know i geek out on twitter and forget #wtf i'm doing ! #serious don't get mad ... #justtweetme #rt 😂 😂 😂 😂 
in my eyes . orland people : twitter . hc people:facebook . chico people: instagram . #iswear #omg 
so the dude i met at the club last week , still feels the need to text me and show concern o_o oh okay 
USERNAME a workout so bomb your ass exploded ? ! o.o #damn 
USERNAME hi . :d how are you feeling ? :o your probably like who the funk is this kid haha i'm USERNAME boyfriend now how are you ? 
just realized my 11:11 wish on 11/11/11 came true #weird 
#in3rdgrade i got a kid suspended for saying he wanted to kiss and eww ! 😯 
oh the things me & my bestfriend do .. #crazy 
when random people write to you ... saying they know you o.o 
USERNAME lmfaoo & she would draw her eyebrows ! ! :o o 
my mom has already got party plans for new years eve #wtf #ineedtostepmygameup 
USERNAME i was flipping out . when they found out he was a she i was like 😯 😆 😑 👭 
so , windows7 pro has windows media center included , but win8 pro has it as a $10 add-on ? #wtf 
#inmiddleschool i use to scrunch my hair ..... #omg #likewhy hahahaha 
holy #catfish this show is wild ! ! ! ! 😳 #omg 
if the world was a jacket ... were would all the gangsters live ? ! ., in the hood ;) #random shit# 
i want some type of play station or xbox o_o 
"USERNAME #insixthgrade i rocked da eskimo sweaterz URL is that sarah luna ? :o 
random guy who knocks at my house at this time 0_o #scary 
this dude just offered to pay me to eat me out ... o_o 
USERNAME oh no ! ! ! ! 😮 😮 😮 did it hurt ! ? 
that awkward moment when USERNAME hasnt seen the movie joe dirt #weird 
oh wait never mind i just scrolled all the way down & read the side effects 😳 😱 😯 
today while USERNAME was walking away from practice my friends were making comments about his legs :o 
well first she told me she was going to have her grandma shoot me with a gun . dumb blonde . she was soo ratchet 😵 
USERNAME fuckin lucky ! ! i've bought all my games & i have like 30 :o 
sibo is talking in her sleep o_o , she mumbled something like 
#inmiddleschool it was all abt the baggy polo shirt and the tight ass jeans with sick sauconys #lmfao #wtf were we thinking 
dude ! ! ! ! aahh :o :d i don't even knooww ! ... #imexcitedcantyoutell 
gosh . i really miss working . just the money part o_o 
USERNAME lmfao foreal tho i'm just like wtf um ok bitch ? 0_o 
#in5thgrade i cried because my science teacher have floating kitten fetuses in a jar in her classroom . 😣 #mrsfluitt #crazy 
only at walmart will you find someone's old dirty shoes in a box #wtf #sosketch #notok @ walmart supercenter URL 
USERNAME eh , that's true ! but they should . go soon ! he wants me to join but i'm not sure . :o 
USERNAME ig :o nthe_grind i got you but i want a s/o too ... 
USERNAME it's really weird .. people falling in love with people they never met #weird 
USERNAME sorry babygurl ! you were tryna steal my maynee :o 
#in6thgrade my favorite song was save a horse , ride a cowboy . #wtf 
USERNAME lmao yeeaa i saw .... and it's by this nikka i went to hs with 0_o she got knocked up by a view nikka shame shame ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME i dunno :o she was scratching his back and they were all close and shit .-. 
my night so far ! ! <<< 5 and a half hours to go o_o 
#inhighschool i'm glad i was cool with mel , cuz when i seen that nigga hit a ko with one hit i was like damn o_o 
USERNAME i tried tweeting this idiot moron 51stpotus and he blew it off ! but i tor in to his a** :o ) 
USERNAME lmfaoo wtf . ? 0_o why did you buy 4 copies ? 
i'm in this long ass line and jamie at the crib sleeping still #wow 
i still haven't visited any of my friends at other colleges yet ..... #wtf 
#inmiddleschool all the liddokids look tinny o_o did we look like dat wen we were in middle school ? :o 
USERNAME 😵 ☺ ☺ ☺ 😁 the favor will be returned haha thank you 
i saw this boy down here the other day that looked just like USERNAME but not as tall . #crazy 
i'm the only girl in line at this gamestop :o 
USERNAME i had 2 out of those 3 ... sad to say ! #wtf were we thinking ? ! ! #gangsta 
there's a video with kevin zegers and miley cyrus is all over him . ehh she better go somewhere . she looks weird o_o kevin is way handsome 
some of USERNAME actions make me want to shoot him in the face 😵 🔫 #bangbang 
USERNAME ahh come onn ! that was soo soo long ago , like atleast 7 years .. its wayy too awkward to return it now ! o.o 
USERNAME why is cori's neopet named cate rogers ? 😮 
just got a notification on twitter from you USERNAME and it's from 10 days ago #weird URL 
i don't even know what to say ... like really ? ? #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME there all either 👬👭👫 or 😵 that means dead lol 
USERNAME wat a kawinkadink i love honey and cocaine lol :) lol s/o to ya for the pretty face :o 
#inelementaryschool USERNAME had a birthday sleepover and i woke up in the middle if the night screaming cuz i had a charliehorse ... #omg 
don't tell me how your friend steals shit & then bring her into the room .... #wtf . 
USERNAME try it again .. i dare you -.- lol jk .. white girl cant fight .. :o 
haha not even i remember when it was ! :o lol USERNAME 
USERNAME yeah same here ! & yeah , it did :o it swelled a lot . i got them out the 2nd , my swelling totally went away on like friday . 
USERNAME :o ooh . my phone didn't vibrate or show a notification or anything ! 
USERNAME lol , i know . well depends on who you follow . o.o 
usually when i find a bruise on me i keep poking the bruise #weird 
USERNAME do you really got to embarrass me like that #jeez 😰 😮 
not a giant fan of country music but , i will say that male country starts sure do know how to wear their pants ! #wow 
just ate an hour ago , and i'm already starving . #wtf 
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oh shit i didn't do that interview thingy for my senior project -_- : / :o 
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#inmiddleschool USERNAME prolly had long blonde hair and i probably walked by him 100 times in the halls .. :o 
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how long should you wait after a relationship to start another ? ? o.o 
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#inmiddleschooi i talked on the phone for 16 hours straight :o 
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spent three hours completely immersed in the words of isaiah , jeremiah , and ezekiel . all three sharing the message of god . #wow #godisgood 
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USERNAME thank you for that eye opening advice ! also i thought you had left twitter for good o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME she caught me writing a note about her calling her a #bitch & i had to write her an apology letter ! ! ! #wtf 😂 
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USERNAME pshh i aint , i was saying that will happen if you speed . 0.o 
i went to sleep at 7pm and am just now waking up 7 hours later o.o 
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USERNAME hell yea . i told people i would cook for them but that's a lot of food 😮 i mean i will if we can find a place 
is it weird ive only had 3 bfs ever ? ! :o 
it's like they know i'm working i'm my paper 0_o URL 
#inmiddleschool i remember a field trip bus ride when we'd say and would give cars the finger . #wtf #fueledbybusta 
USERNAME ibe been playing it its sick ! ! ! :o 
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#in3rdgrade i met USERNAME and had a big crush on him . 😮 oh , and we both loved harry potter . hahahaha 😊 
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when i put it on oomf i b damnn if he don't fall in lovee #random , but #rs 
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just dosed off but woke myself up when i heard myself snore #weird 
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USERNAME ? ? ? ? ? what's wrong wit that ? ? ? o.o 
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#in8thgrade girls thought mr jones was sexy o.o he looks like a fucking crakhead ! 
USERNAME you said you'd be in bed at 4 :o 
all the songs on trilogy i already had in my ipod o.o oh lol 
it's funny how girls try to take your boyfriend after they have had chances to get him before you even had him ... #wow #growup 
my throat feels like it is slowly closing .... #weird 
i don't be paying attention when ppl talk to me half the time o_o 
#inmiddleschool i thought kissing was a big deal , but middle school students now days are getting prego ... #wtf #differenttimes 
got all of the strategies down now just need to practice , practice , practice the gre will be the death of me 😵 💀 #gradschoolprobs #slp2be 
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USERNAME shopping ? 😳 isn't it your bed time ? 😲 😴 
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to that monster energy drink in my lunch bucket ... i'm sorry for what happens next # :o 
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USERNAME = omg . USERNAME just used your photo :o 
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. . that awkward moment when you overhear the end of a conversation & it ends with the words o.o i wonder who its about 
why the steelers look like a bumble bee . o.o 
i have a lil more than 17k tweets in only a few months 0.o 
USERNAME wth ? :o why are you bringing up ajax ? i'm . not complaining about the whole carina b . s that's her shit lol i'm talking shit 
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USERNAME why would u ask me thaat :o .. weeirdd lol 
this bitch just text me and said did you know i was bi . #wtf 
i have trouble taking a self photo without sticking my tongue out . #weird 
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USERNAME ohh how long are you in twitter jail if you do get it though ? :o 
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okay , errbody is bitchin bout exams ... we better not have exams tmrw . #wtf 
my mom really just asked me if i had sex this weekend , 0.o wtf . 
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where has the time gone ? / #didnohomework :o o 
today's been a weird day/: hope tomorrow's better .... #weird #lonely 
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USERNAME did you know that the director is married to the main actress and those two kids are their real kids ! ! #crazy 
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left my iphone5 charger in last suite & they won't let me in b/c its to someone else . #wtf USERNAME i need a #cocktail 
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USERNAME busyy :o , yess i've replied to you're texts but no respond ? miss youu ! 
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USERNAME wait , what the actual fuck is this thing .. your mad creative but sick in the head 😵 🐙 
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just went downstairs to notice that USERNAME left his soldering iron turned on for who knows how long o.o 
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there is a new show coming out called amish mafia . #wtf 
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USERNAME big word i know :) guy just kills himself on a kids movie ! ? #wtf 
USERNAME once itched her bum cheek .... then sniffed it 😵 
i remember when i was against smoking , now i'm like in my kanye voice o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME bahah forreal though i couldn't see something was wrong with my eyes 😵 
i think taylor swift is the only girl country singer i can listen .. #weird 
why wud i pay to have a lot of followers on twitter ahaha #crazy n people do it 
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- has enyone seen selena during the #amas yet ? o.o 
USERNAME i can't help but say that like stewie on family guy . hahahaha but oh ! :o 
corrupted system for over 2 hours ... #angryy #fucksony #omg 
what the fuck . my ipod fell a foot and a half and it cracked the screen . this happened to my last one too . what the fuck . #wow 
i think being mean is my best talent 😯 i think i might be going to hell<<😈 
ppl get too excited ova spades or it may jst b me bc ion play cards ! o_o 
hand to god just debated , straight up argued w/ USERNAME for an hour & a half about the merits & downfalls of zombie story telling . #wtf 
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USERNAME your identity has really been stolen ... your now a baltimore raven 😵 
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on all 6 of my walls , i have 16 things hanging up . #random 
everyday is your birthday now hit the floor #wtf #swizzbeatz #amas 
man , the fattest bitches , leaves the biggest mess to clean up . o_o 
wonder how it feel to get sucked up for an hour o.o 
that moment when ur ex said he is in love with you for the first time .. #weird . 
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USERNAME amish mafia ? #wtf #tlc #isthisreallife also jeremiah is 32 ? ? ? w/ 3 kids ? #thisshitcray #realitytv #breakingamish 
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USERNAME that sounds like torture tho ! ! ! ! ! i wouldn't be able to do it :o 
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so it went from a whitney houston remembrance to this ? ? #wtf 
... all cuz stupid brand new washer broke at home ! ! 😳 😩👎, now at laundry on sunday night ! 😟 😯 #ne @ lavando 😜 😳 😜 URL 
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0_o . USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME at cornel west + at tavis smiley just bitter+jellus . like they could have been potus .... 
#steelers you need to get it together & kick them #raven booties ! ! 👊 😲 🏈 
#random do public school still get a week out for #thanksgiving #turkeyday 
sounds like a dying dog howling outside my window .. #wtf ? 
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it turned on :o .. but i still locked :-( 
another side note , what on earth is happening on the stage right now o_o #amas 
USERNAME yes it is far , i like girls who can cook too :o 
USERNAME bitches are starting shit with you or what :o . ? 
so me n my #bestie were talking & shes like fuck him i'm like noo i'm not a slut :o shes like noo dummy like the other way lmao our moments 
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2 calls from a blocked number in the past few days ... lets grow up . sorry that you're an insecure person but this won't help :) #crazy 
ahh USERNAME and USERNAME from upon this dawning liked my photo :o ! <3 #uponthisda @ buffalo wild wings URL 
just cuz u n a female beefin n im cool with both if yall . im not gonna stop talking to ppl cuz yall got shit goin on #random 
sometimes i need romance , sometimes i need that pole dance .......... #random 
another lazy sunday . i'm such a bum . dreading monday morning ! 😁 😲 👎 
lol but why nicki talk like that tho o.o like she got down syndrome 
i jump in on a convo , i deeply apologize ! i didn't mean to piss you off ! ! ! :o ) 
USERNAME who cares , there not a rule against it ! 😯 
USERNAME i wonder how long we've been following each other , wish there was a way to find out who followed who first lol 😯 
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USERNAME yeah ! the first thing i said dude guess who went ! :o 
it should be illegal for me to drive when i'm hungry . #ruthless #crazy #watchout 
can you please stop retweeting your convos :o #annoyingbitch USERNAME lmao 😂 😁👌 jk 
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my lass relationship dont count cause we aint last & he was low down , other than that ive been sinqle for a while #random . 
USERNAME the hell ? you can die from that :o 
i feel bad that i drinked the last diet pepsi in my house . i guess someone was trying to hide it . and i found it 😯 
USERNAME ohh i thought you hated it . #weird #neverpayattentionanyways . #oops 
my parents can order off the 55&over menu at bob evans now . #crazy 
i remember when she was a 6lbs baby & now she's almost as big as me :o lol jk 
USERNAME and what shall that story be about ? :o 
USERNAME did you see nicki's ass ? ! 😮 #damn 
my egg is in the other side of the room #wtf 
how the hell does usc fall out the top 10 ? ! yeah it wasn't the best game but a w is a w . oregon and k state lost and only fell 5 spots . #wow 
i come home to an empty house , so i call my grandparents to see where they're at ... my grandma just tells & hangs up 🙈 #wtf 
USERNAME love i dnt have an iphone all i see is boxes :o lol 
USERNAME a word from whatever universe she lives on #weird #sitdown 
USERNAME o_0 fuck ! i really don't need bad luck right now :l 
that feeling you get when you feel like somebody has a low key crush on you , but no body knows about it . #wtf 
convo with my boo; her: do you think i'm beautiful ? me: the most ! (; <3 her :o h hush ! >.^ me :o kay ); her: im jp ! lol . keep going plz ! ^.~ 
about choked on cold medicine cuz it tasted so nasty ... #greenmedicine #death 😷 😵 🙊 
black friday :o nly in america , people trample others for sales exactly one day after for being thankful for what they already have . 
didnt realize how weird i was until i named a leaf , leafy .... #wow #iwasdrunk 
USERNAME i have a question to ask you . 0.o 
USERNAME just my phone :( well i have like a big fat ass camera it's decent i guess ! why :o 
i come home to an empty house and i call my grandparents to see where they're at & my grandma answers and yells #wtf 
can we all just say the #ama 's didn't happen ? nothing g . o.o . d . has come from it so far . 
omg ! i feel like i dont know these people anymore ? ! lol #breakingamish #wtf #omg #mindblown 
just ate dinner at 10 at night . only thing i have done all day . #wow 
USERNAME dayana >:o i thought i taught you better :o lol 
what was that circus that was entouraging with christina agulera ? ? #wtf 
kobe passing the ball :o my word the world will end next month for true 
USERNAME hahaha , see your welcome . just saw this . o.o 
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USERNAME at the russians apartment waiting to go to the bar .. 119 and black bob . #uglyjoeskindanite ur mouths not fixed yet ? #wtf 
lionel ritchie country album ? ? ! ! #wtf #ama 
#oomf tried to tell me he sends me good morning messages every morning .... somebody lied to that poor baby . 😯 
USERNAME #lookinass lmfao ! do you know for experience ? possible :o 
USERNAME USERNAME can i come ? ? i have no friends in norton o.o 
the nigga teaching me how to drive stick shift ! #wegonnadie ! 😵 🚙 
USERNAME depends which style you do . o.o lol . 
it was a mad house here at the club ! ! ! 😮 smh ppl these days .. #vipevent #samsclub #earlyblackfri @ sam's club URL 
my coach told me i'm playing on friday 😱 #omg #scared #helpme 
USERNAME i'm watching some cheesy movie on netflix with my momma 😲 
USERNAME lol i totally had to look those up . o_o 
lordd do it ! ! ! lol not yet tho o_o rt USERNAME USERNAME true ! ! ! im too girly for that ! lbvfs 
#wtf rt USERNAME a 16-year-old boy in brazil died from masturbating 42 times in one night without stopping . 
im guessing all they told me is true .. #wow 
USERNAME what did i tell you i was going to watch ! ! it was effing amazing ! there was a twist too i had almost cried ! :o but it was slow 
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*screams* rt USERNAME stevie wonder is here , y'all ! of course he is ! stevie would perform at harpo's juke joint . o_o 
these niggas scored 70 in the first half 0.o USERNAME 
#justablackscreen ctfu” made my fucking night , 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😮 
USERNAME good . i have that thing where im paranoid i ruin everything .. what's it called .. oh yeah #crazy : :p uts down gun , chuckles:: 
some dick at work just asked if i was eating for 2, i ordered a salad and didn't even eat half . #wtf ? jerk 
my son dad said only how davon jr will ever get his hair cut is if he dead o_o . lol 
USERNAME i thought that was my birthday weekend ? ! :o 
USERNAME timeouts are buy one get one right now ! #shopshopshop #wtf 
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USERNAME remember we took a prediction test that said add would be a boy and now she's one this week #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wait who have we all dated except jon i'm confused :o 
#random when females get in free before a certain time that just mean the niggas that come after a certain time gotta makeup 4 their charge 
USERNAME lmfaoo i don't know why i thought this tweet was funny af ! picture him being bald o_o 
we didn't go to sleep until 5 ..... kill me now 😲 
USERNAME means you know you need a driver now :o 
okay so USERNAME just retweeted phillip phillips & i just have one question ? how the hell does he has more followers than USERNAME #wtf 
mad people stoppin by my house on thanksgiving to get a plate 0_o 
USERNAME for real i told kari to get her away ! lol because you weren't there :( even luis and christian went ! :o 
lmaoo applebees sung birthday song to this laa girl for her birthday ! o.o 
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tarantula emergency rescue for distraught spiders - terds ! 😯 
shit i honestly can't believe i keefed the night before the sats :o 
god please help me deal with this situation , if not am going to go crazy . ! 💔 💓💬💆👊🙏 😵 😦 😣 😳 
USERNAME oh o: i forgot lol ! you remind me of brianna thats why o.o ;p 
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USERNAME is so mean . he wouldn't let USERNAME be his bby . :o 
sum ppl already camping out for black friday ! #what ! #crazy #tooearly 
another exciting night at home o.o @ mony's house URL 
😵 🔫 pistol to his face if he owe sumn 
why don't you have a picture on your instagram ! o.o 
welp ! i guess i'll go to bed now .. since there ain't no type of love from #oomf coming my way o_o #goodnight 
just seeing your picture stirs up so many different emotions inside of me . #ugh #crazy #stillthinkofyou #hateyou #loveyou 
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USERNAME i'm surprised what you guys said last night about hating 1 direction isn't swarming the internet . :o 
they say i drive better when im fucked up o_o 
USERNAME i dunno :o he has 14 pts in 20 min tho 
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USERNAME really :o but aye best birthday present ever would be notre dame taking the title ! (: 
USERNAME awhh i miss her . i thought she would forget about me . :o 
watching meyers leonard play against the bulls right now #weird 
tomorrow is gonna be so dragging "/ 14 hour bid tomorrow 😲 🔫 
the steelers' p . a . just played linkin park . #snf #wtf 
i wish my mac wouldn't freeze so often #makesmenervous #wtf 
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USERNAME right && theres few i let in my crib . but yo my bess fren gurr 😁 cant wait to get a little #crazy 
after a long day at work love me some bubbles :o ) @ press restaurant URL 
USERNAME is definitely the bestest . ever . #muchlove #crazy #favoritethings 
preciious just told me i got her wet o.o lol 
after all the b words and h words iv called you , your steel hear #wow 
i haven't been a smart mouth for a cool while now o.o she put up a good battle doh , i ain't going to lie . 
some little skankk is texting some dirtyy shit to my 14 yr old bro . #wtf #no 
:-o rt USERNAME give head to him as a surprise and get into it , treat others as you'd like to be treated ☺ 
USERNAME :o i'm sorry ! ! its not even a invitation only thing ! anybody can come ! 
USERNAME USERNAME he is the most patient guy i know :o 
did my bed eat my controller or am i blind ? ! #mia #wtf 
he is not gay ! ? ? ! o.o ! ? ! ? ! #facepalm #fml 
o_o i did not know it was 12am ! ! 
mariah still refuses to let me bathe her ... o_o 
some ppl will answer a tweet/mention b4 they answer a text message ( o_o ) lol 
and seriously david guetta got the award ? hahahahahaha #wow 
USERNAME :o where do you work ? ! how is that even possible ? 
pets are called pets because they liked to be pet .. #omg 
oh ma gad he's a cross dresser ! oh lawdy :o 
USERNAME we are the same person . jimmy was my favorite character until he hooked up with his mom . #weird 
i didn't even know my dad had a 40ft machete under his bed ? o.o 
that may have been my favorite USERNAME performance ever #wow 
USERNAME wayment…did you lose a card ? one with a certain letter on it ? o_o 
black ops 2 is taking my social life away o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME he is good , hence all of his nfl records ? #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME happy quaziggyziggyzan . we still celebrate our jo bro holiday . 0.o <3 emily & USERNAME 
i havent been on pinterest in 12 hours . #wtf 
USERNAME ya my knee is fucked up :o and wow your a nice girlfriend ... lol ;p 
i get emotional when i watch USERNAME 4letter word . o_o #lovethatvideo 
omg i'm dreaming . my brother finally cleaned his room or be stuck everything in the close as usual 😮 😮 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME that's why i don't like that fool no more . and yea bein helpful by helpin you into your death bed ! 😲 💀 
USERNAME here's that pic . of mckayla on the scooter ! ! :o ) URL 
at church this morning god told me to accept my blessing and thank him for it ! o_o 
USERNAME i'm never wrong , but when i am , i'm not . o_o 
USERNAME looked out the glass , saw him sprintin on the grass :o 
its like one thing after another tonight #wtf #annoyed #frustrated 
might make a visit to the lemars public library tomorrow . #weird #awkward #flashcards #mortuaryprobs 
#random tweet: that feeln u get when ur nose , throat , & ears r itchn @ the same time & u get a q-tip ! #eargasm #enoughsaid 
it's gone be the longest two days of my life this week 😵 
haven't talked to USERNAME in a long ass while ! :o 
USERNAME lop not me even tho i was up at 8 :3 0 a . m . & got back home at 10. :o 
USERNAME :o you've been to a homeless shelter ! ? lol 
did i just see a commercial to date a cougar ? o.o wtf lmfao 
he really doesn't wanna be with you he just doesn't know how to break up with you #wow 
USERNAME that mind fucked me more then the illuminati thing ! lmao . i thought you were a senior ! ? :o 
& for those of you who change your twitter names all the time .. 👊 😮 📵 
oh gawd . . . . #oomf looks super ugly with no make up on . eww o.o 
my burp just tasted like fritos , can't remember the last time i ate fritos . #weird 
what if those mind eraser thingys from men in black were real and somebody used those on us &that's why we have deja vu .... #thinking #crazy 
i wonder if the people on the phone are bad or good o.o #thewalkingdead 
i still can't believe he is gunna be gone ... #crazy 
USERNAME why do we never talk besides in the summer time . #weird #summerjob 
USERNAME USERNAME i guess michelle isnt . my friend ? yet were having a sleepover #weird 
found out a lot of things about my family i didn't know tonight ..... 😯 😧 😐 😶 
i put so much salt on my food that's all i taste . #malnutritionproblems #ednos #edproblems 😮 
i wish it was summer . i get to go to kansas for a couple weeks :o 
USERNAME 😭 😭 😭 💔 😦 😧 😲 😢 i can't believe i did that 
USERNAME i love how everyone thinks i'm crazy but i'm like beyond serious ... o.o 
just finished watching with denzel . was not expecting that ending ! #wow 
ok so idky i'm still up like i don't have to be up @ 5 :3 0 am o_o 
i finally get to get to get my nails did tomorrow .. thanks to my momo :o ) so stoked to have girl time with her . 
USERNAME better not be talking about who i think she's talking about . :o 
going home in two days for the first time in three months . #weird 
USERNAME that sucks like what the heck are the number signs used for wtf 0_o 
judge judy is gettin crazy tonight ! dude was late on his rent and got sentenced to lethal injection #wtf 
#wow USERNAME gets a #tripledouble tonight and then kobe comes around to match it with one himself ! #amazing #golakers 
rider is blowing up my tl with all these mindblowing facts .. USERNAME o_o .. 
USERNAME yeah okay ! so my 👩 can find me and 😵 🔫 
the walking dead<<< that show is corny as fuck 😲 👊 
off to the movies for the 3rd time this weekend :o 
i have a bad tendency of calling people nerds ? #wtf 
my view before bed . things to put in bag before class tomorrow . #random #chinese #government # @ rogers hall URL 
for once i actually know what i wanna do with my life #weird #deepshitnig 
USERNAME that's just why i'll have to kidnap you . #justkidding #orami o.o 
really wants to ride the motorcycle right now . #crazy #wtfamithinkingsomedays 
USERNAME ................. im ..... im scarred ........ im sleepin downstairs from now on o.o 
my phone won't let me send or receive texts right now ? #wtf 
going to ac this weekend but can't drink or gamble after the game . #wtf 
what the fuck doesn nikki wear o.o ima go do something productive *changes channel* okay productive activity done 
what is with all these fb messages tonight ? ! ? ? #weird 
omg chocolate & vanilla cream w peanut butter and bananas . :o 
lol , i just remembered the face expression me and ben had when we heard that mr . williams has a gf but went with her instead to hc>>>> o_o 
USERNAME whaat ? lolz no , believe it or not , i actually talk other people :o hahahaa 
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did i just hear USERNAME say mario andretti was the best us f-1 driver ? #wtf 
omg my tt is #4 on the usa trending board ? o_o 
USERNAME yes . but they put shit that isn't in the book o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME are you having separation anxiety yet ? :o 
bitches be halfass naked on here talkin bout o.o hoe please . 
this guy really needs to stop folding his laundry so loudly . #wtf USERNAME make him stop ! ! ! 
USERNAME lol i think its 4-4 im not sure :o but naa this year everyone nd their moms are hoppin on the grizzlies bandwagon 
these two ladies at my job keep saying they baby look like me 😵 
i wonder how would the worlld be if instead of girls having bbys we had thee bbys ? ? :o 
22 by tswift .. why am i listening to this and im alright with it ? o.0 
when someone who doesn't follow you retweets you from like three days ago ... damn i know you creepin . o_o <<<< 
USERNAME noo ! ! that's where you fuck up ! lol out of all the things to be publicly announced you choose that ! 👏💤🙈 😯 
so da gas man said he ain't no dope boi he sale weed o_o 
2 of the girls demonte so called talk to said i hate liars wooww wat coincidence 0_o 
i think i'm about to get a charlie horse ! ! :o 
USERNAME where did you goo ? ? ? ? ? ? :o 
USERNAME gasp ! :o i saw tonight's episode . here's what happened .... :d jk 
USERNAME ya that sounded so dirty .... bbu what are u think about o.o 
USERNAME grizzlies bout to kill lakers on the 23rd :o 
night bout to try sleep for this pain becomes to much 😢 😢 😵 😵 
USERNAME when tf did i ever say that ? o_o 
i hate it when USERNAME makes me guess and it take me seven tries before i get it . #wtf #toomany 
USERNAME how did you see the video ! ! :o 
when my iphone decides to be stupid and force close out of apps . #wtf 😒 
it's so weird to think that i'm 520 miles from home 😮 
, when darvell said ' at least i aint gay ' my eyes went from (-___-) , to ( o.o ) 
i just remember that graduation party and that fight omg USERNAME o_o 
desirae is snoring .. shoot me now . 😵 🔫 
USERNAME cathy ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? :o 
USERNAME :o i officially have a crush on you mmk ? mmk 
every time i hit load new stories on the discovery tab , it puts another naked picture of a girl up #wtf #ew 
USERNAME then who ! ? :o the one that came with you ? 
is it just me or has imessage been acting stupid lately ? 😯 
ughh ! wthell ! ! i'm mad 😮 😔 👊 
USERNAME o_o *whispers* well , at the end ... :d 
why am i still awake ? ! ? ! #wtf 
USERNAME oh you mean me ? ya know when you lifted me 3000 feet into the air outside . i was all like 😵 
USERNAME mm :l ohkaay i'll like you again if you let me scoop your boob jk jk :o im so kidding ceci lol really i am lol 
USERNAME -.- shut up ... :o i still owe you gummy worms >.< 
USERNAME thanks for watching ! have we met before ? your profile pic looks familiar :o 
USERNAME stfu haha really ? ? ! :o who did you think i was than ? smh -.- 
USERNAME it was ! well it started like that ;o lol she was talking shit to me && so was i && in the end she wanted to fuck o.o lol 
i knew it was gonna go down like this ... #wtf 
USERNAME pulling an all nighter to study for my exam that is later today ! :o wish me luck please ? 
knowing that twinkies are going away has got me craving a twinkie soo bad and i don't even think i've had one in like ten years #weird 
the girls bathroom smells fucking disgusting and has for the past week . #wtf 
USERNAME where were you ? ! o.o oh dang i looked a mess lmfao 
it's almost 1 am & willy is vacuming ... #wtf 
aw dude ! :o that's insane ! yeaah ! its a party ! oh ! 
drunk af with USERNAME on our way to the roxy theatre 😲 #shmerr 
so , this dude on cops just got caught with 241 pounds of marijuana . #wtf and he just pulled over like it was nothing . 
my room is really dark when the lights are off o.o 
:o she keeps sendinge me these things fw d: URL 
i feel like me & USERNAME are alike in soo many ways ! it's crazy how good we get along . o_o 
this nigga aubrey just got some head outside at the park and fucked her on the ground :o 
USERNAME i swear you tweet the words right outta my mouth lol its like we go thru the same things #weird 
USERNAME o.o ohh well that's not fair at all :c *crys in corner* but i love them both . 
who wanna make a song bout how awesome mermaids are o_o 
lol she probz thought i was with ger man or something ? :o but she got the wrong # .. 
hii to whoever keeps stalking my tweets and telling josh everything i'm posting . #bitchswerve #weird #stalkerish 
i was so tired & now that i showered i am wide awake ... 😮 
USERNAME do you guise do minecraft videos anymore :o ? just wondering :x i enjoyed those . 
USERNAME so awesome :o i miss having my hair pink for that reason :c 
when i go to sleep tonight 👉 😲 😲 😲 😲 
lowering the music when looking for a street address so i can see better o.o 
penguins cannot fly , i cannot fly . therefore i am a penguin . o.o 
it's weird people you were once best friends with become strangers . o_o #thatslife 
USERNAME wtf how the hell did he get here number :o 
watching the media's movies literally compares to your life as a serbian #jooj o_o USERNAME 
if you knew what i was eating , you'd swear i was pregnant ... USERNAME we may have a problem o.o #wheredobabiescomefrom 
just played a word on scrabble so inconsequential the teacher bot gave me the o_0 face instead of the > :( face . 
USERNAME lmao i was ugly till about 10th grade :o 
i really dont feel like sleeping ... at all .... this could be bad ... #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME oh god here we go ! ! ! ! 😑 😬 😲 😵 
USERNAME hell yeah ! ! :d haha ! jk . you'd probably only make it to level 5. :o aye ! jk 
USERNAME 😯 keep it together honey that disturbed me lol 
man iwonder about the world in 5 years o_o ... i sware i better be a damn balla -_-$$ 
first my imessage now my phone wont even make calls . #wtf 
i hate having huge mirrors in my room . i feel like one day there's going to be standing behind me getting ready to kill me . 😲 
i don’t want ur cuca so u have 3 rt USERNAME i want to have more male friends that don’t want my cuca . i have like…. two . o.o 
USERNAME ay yayy ! me isites skypee :o felizidad mia . ojala el 24 me tome una foto con ustd (: 
i wonder what today's society would look like without the hair products , make-up , contacts , braces , and other cosmetic procedures available 😵 
imagine dancing next to USERNAME 😮 😮 😮 😍 👌🎶🎶😁😁😁😁 
USERNAME no one of your boobs is ce && the ci :) im kitten :o again lol sorry 
#preview #omg #beautifulcouple #beautiful #pregnant #maternityshoot #mater @ laguna beach URL 
so when bad things happen to good people do good things happen to bad people ? ? 😮 😳 😳 
all i got is twitter and fb .. y'all lose me wit all this other shit o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME o_o you'll prolly be the first to pass out . lol you can't handle kato 
i like reading tweets in that persons voice haha #weird 
did i forget to mention a new pair of spy shades 😮 
USERNAME no ! :o save me some ? ^_^ besides you're on a diet ! x) 
USERNAME haha ! have you played on black ops 2 yet ? :o 
USERNAME wow ... your just now following your bf ? 👎 😲 lol glad u are now tho ! 😛 
when people complain bout my hair & their hair isn't any longer than mine ! have a seat _/ _/ with yo lil ass ponytail ( o_o ]` 
nicki , you changed your hair about 3 times tonight and none of them were cute . and neither was your performance . #wtf 
USERNAME sorry lol she just fights right ? no marriage :o 
USERNAME its not a rumor because its true :o but we're happy together so stay out of our relationship .. i will cut you ._____. 
USERNAME whaat ! ? ! ? ! ? ! :o 
i love that feeling when you're done cleaning .. its just like .. ah .. lol #weird #iknow #iloveit 
im going to sleep , confused thinking did i do . o_o 
now to go treat myself to a subway . i've earned it after all that video game victory . o_o 
i'm about two seconds from breaking my lap top ! 😯 
#omg guys did you know that since the only guy i have texted this last three days was USERNAME it makes me a #whore ? 
hahaha not gonna lie , my house is a straight up mess right now . #moving #crazy 
my mother is doing dishes at 1am ... #wtf #gotosleep #loverher #crazy 
why the hell am i writing these nasty ass tweets . i'm becoming a bad person . oh no ! 😲 😭 😖 
met a dude that isn't connected to some kind of social media site . #weird #firstworldproblems 
#tweetwhatshappeningonyourtl justin bieber :o o all over my tl ! ;o 
why tf my neighbor whose like 30 somethn poke me on fb o.o weirdo 
USERNAME i got this keyboard call go keyboard and i downloaded the emoji plugin so now i can use it :o 
out of nowhere , you wanna be cool with me ? #wow #youredumb 
we are kicked out from library .. everytime lol #study #anthropology #test #omg 
USERNAME lol you tell me how that taste o.o yuck 
sorry yoali :o im on like all social networks haha . 
sometimes i question why i ever decided going to school in oklahoma would be better than school in georgia . #crazy #ilovemyhomestate 
me :o mg he can body rock on my anyday ! ! ! ! mom:umm ... what ? ! #justinbieber #omg #bodyrock 
USERNAME haha ! i thought you were playing already . ? :o 
i couldn’t tie the right knot so i’m about to just shot myself 😲 🔫 
:o rt"USERNAME wait . why is this $15.99. it's not even a real nicki book . URL 
i couldn’t tie the right knot so i’m about to just shoot myself 😲 🔫 
i really needa stop thinking and go sleep . #wtf #ughh #fuckthis 
i want to see red dawn . #omg #joshpeck ❤ #joshhutcherson ❤ #chrishemsworth ❤ 
oh crap ! that girl nailed that spilt :o haha 
whoa ! to the girl that did the splits 😳 😮 
i slept for a long ass time ! :o hahaha ! 
someone come get this out of my room . ew . #wtf #getout URL 
tomorrow's going to be a long day if i can't get sleep tonight ... #whycantisleep #weird 
idk why but i feel like all of tyler's tweets are about me .. #wtf ... maybe i think about him more then he thinks about me .. #heiscutetho '-' 
minnie enjoys jumping stuffed cats ? #wtf #sofunny 😳 😂 🐶🐱🚼 
went to bed early to try and get a good nights sleep and be well rested for the chem test tomorrow at 8 ... im still awake #wtf #imscrewed 
USERNAME at what time are you guys going ? :o 
my twitter randomly favorites peoples tweets ... like sometimes its a person i'm not even following #awkward #weird 
i'm here , literally working my butt off , and every other person on the planet has 17 cookies for dinner and looks like adriana lima . #wtf 
USERNAME i know ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ but at the last minute 😯 😥 😔 
USERNAME has one of those faces that i for some reason want to draw . o.o last time i felt like that was with USERNAME 
the moment when i dont have the confidence to ask you out .... #wow #lost #noconfidence 
1 spawn is searching my room for a trench coat - i hope flashing isn't in his future o.o 
my little brothers friend is sleeping over :o he ate all my nachos ! ! ! ^.^ im in shock ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME i was originally supposed to go to roosevelt ! ! ! :o 
girls are the most confusing to ever step on planet earth ... #confused #wtf 
this niggas like plugs are bigger than 2 inches :o 
if somebody pull out a sack and its not #loud im like instantly irked . #wtf #brokeniggasmakemesick . 
next week's episode of the walking dead is going to be good ! :o 
dang i can't believe i'm already 8 and a 1/2months ! my pregnancy has went by pretty fast i remember telling my family in april ! ! #crazy #wow 
i hate the week in between #thewalkingdead episodes . 😲 🔫 
USERNAME so am i ! 😯 we can be forever alone bff's ! ! ! 😊 
our 1st kiss ( oct 27, 2o12, 12 :o o ) <3 
USERNAME me too and i tell her and now we into like she didn't know ! o.o ! 
USERNAME i just realized you said chicken friend steak ... o.o 
USERNAME i love that your laugh always makes me laugh harder than the situation/joke does . #yougottagreatlaugh #random #missyou 
what i want to know is , what side of the bed you sleep on ? haha o.o 
you got that new iphone 5 but yet your house dirty ! o.o 
i think i am bi-polar o.o idk though . i hope not . 
not only is it monday tomorrow , but i have to get up earlier for honor band . #fml #dontknowwhatimdoing 😵 🔫 
i dont wanna be hurt again - i think i realized im scared of relationships . daah . :o 
krystas likes hairy balls . she says its cozier :o 
why am i soo gasy right noww ? o.o #canthelpit 
USERNAME i triple dog dare you to . 😳 😳 :o 
it's not big to you , so it shouldn't hurt me ... o.o kay 
okay this is so weird that ill say this but some guys can actually pull off the whole i smoke weed look #kindahot #weird 
when girls complain & tell stories <<<<< USERNAME will be the death of me 😵 😵 😩😴 😝 
USERNAME lol it's a job ... i don't know about fun ! it was straight before but you know its holiday season #crazy 
carrie underwood is absolutely gorgeous ! ! ! # 😳 #wow 
USERNAME cunt face ? :o &lmao okaii then . d' dx 
USERNAME :o :o my faith is definitely restored ! :') lets just hope the good out weight the bad . thanks for that . 
USERNAME steve loves to watch porn with other guys #weird 
USERNAME llol yo there's this one chick on mine who keeps on tweeting about eating ass .. she's weird o.o llol 
my cousin told me to change my name on twitter to thatbitchlisa . :o 
USERNAME just don't stare at me like that ever again o_o 
told my bff USERNAME something nobody on earth doesnt even know ! :o :) 
people be talking to me and i be like .... 😑 😐 😮 😵 😑 😈👿 
i'm on that level u wish u were nigguh #crossfaded 😲 
USERNAME what is the point of two days this week ... #wtf 
USERNAME i would tell you but i might get in trouble :o 
USERNAME 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 go die . you are not human . 
USERNAME yeaa i did 😏 the lil spider went 😲 
USERNAME you look like a barbie tho 😑 so it ain't no lie ! ! ! 😮 😮 😮 
my boob itch o_o yay they growin . :'( fuck it was just a piece of hair on it . #fail 
wearing sweatpants for the first time in like 3 years #weird 
sleeping with an ugly orphan tonite i hope i dont get molested :o USERNAME , #gootnite #muthafuckass 
did they already stop making twinkies or their gonna stop :o 
i'm pretty sure #oomf is mad at me . :o 
sorry you are 5 at 130 am why are you around btw i still want to curse fucking little kids #inappropriate #wtf URL 
getting kicked off of club penguins for saying cunt . #wtf #pissed 
USERNAME so so true ! i really do hate when i just see people looking down ! you never know what could happen in a second ! :o 
guys that msg u over instagram&every sentence they type contains the work ... bro go to an english class & don't be a creep . #wtf #smh 
feels g . o.o . d having the whole week off 
i sometimes find myself having conversations with myself #wtf #loner #imweirdlikethat 
USERNAME USERNAME how did i ever like you ? ! #1monthwasted #omg #yourafucker 
USERNAME for sure , we gotta either 😯 🍃☁ 🌴or ⬛out 
there gonna take blood out /.\ and i just smoked weed :o 
savanna chen: laughing ! ! 😵 me: did u just fart while laughing ? ! haha ! savanna chen: *pause* ........ me: did u shit ? ! ? ! 
USERNAME no were in separate rooms ! that's probably why ! ! ! ! ! lol better keep it this way :o 
anybody can get murked for the right price . 😵 🔫💣🔪 
alright will do lol wait i don't have a calender o.0 USERNAME 
... onee word texts likee :o kayy . <<<that's that shit idont likee -____- 
the morning ; g . o.o . d music >> 
what the fuck is this thing that's been circling around in the sky for the last 45 minutes #notaplane #notahelicopter #ufo ? #scared #wtf ✈🚁🚀 
why am i eating so many sweets lately ? ? i don't even like sweets ! #wtf 
omg was planning to go to dland on tuesday and they changed the blockout days . i didn't know they did that . #wow #disneyland #notcool 
u sleep on a bed , sleep under cover , & sleep in underclothes or underwear #random 
USERNAME lies ! ! ! ? ! ! ! 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME nothing staring at the dark walls , *(whisper voice) i hear noises o.o lol jk but me either lol 
been trying to sleep since 11 but this shit ain't working #wtf 
USERNAME oh i forgot you don't have a laptop ! :o what're you aboutta do ? 
USERNAME .-. i aint that black tho~ :o we should kick it some day dude ! . like we usto . 
man after #troyu homecoming saturday ive found out its a lot of uncover females at #troyu lmao o_o 
twirly wirlys ... i'm sorry i just spit up the whole of mi juice . that's fuunnyy ! i never heard that b4 lol 😂 i'm dead 😵 
USERNAME aah :o scary but no im coming for you ! ! ! (: 
#iwannabewith someone who isn't scared to have deep conversations and has their mind wrapped together from the get g o.o h well , #badluckjalen 
well that deeff . killed my night , goodnight . #butwhy ? ! ! o.o wierd . 
itzel says talk to my self , whay are you on , i want some ! . #wtf 
everyone in my house is asleep but me .... how'd this happen ? i'm the one that worked 12 hours :o they got to sit around ! 
did anyone else notice how odd this math problem is ? ftw hight 😯 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
i just realized , my past ex's have something of my ! #wtf ? #angry 
what a beautiful game and final goal ... bar in to win the world cup of indoor .. #wow 
USERNAME nom nom nom ! ! ! :o <--- me 
can't decide wether i like this song or not . . ? o.o #lmao URL 
i really don't know what i'm still doing awake :o i have school tomorrow 
USERNAME omg i didn't think of that ! :o lol #nicoledoesntlikemexicans lol 
USERNAME my phone died .. :o ill text you right now 
USERNAME yes sir . o_0 boy you go to sleep shoot . 
damn . having a perfume that smells like piss tho - o.o 
USERNAME yeah you should've seen what we pulled out if the sink .... 😳 😵 😱 
soo this women just walked up to me and hugged me and was like hey you're so pretty my daughter said you was pretty too o_o 
single & done wid relationships ! cant deal wid being hurt no more . #random 
USERNAME that's exactly what my friend and i were thinking she's just #weird 
USERNAME well , you know i just figured you were so cool and what not , didnt wanna interfere with your coolness . 😯 
USERNAME dude ... you played that every time we got in your car 😲 🔫 lol but you so got me into it ! 
what if i did show up too prom with demi lovato ... :o #itshappenin 
USERNAME using my pictures against me ? ! :o URL 
i may be the only person dreading thanksgiving break cause that means i have to work black friday and that will be the death of me 😲 
#sisterwives : you're sleeping alone tonight ? it's because your husband is sleeping with his other wife . #wtf #whywouldyoudothis ? ! 
why should i care ... ? when you dnt even care #wtf #ohwell 
USERNAME yeah i know ! 😔 what happened ? ? ? :o :( 
icyhot around the eyes is not the best feeling #weird #eyesareburning 
"USERNAME i have friends with the weirdest habits . #wtf URL why ? ? ? i can't help that i like chewing on my straws :'( 
USERNAME #omg just leave theses 2 #young #idiots alone , #nothing even happened , #report to me when there's a #story worth telling . #annoying 
USERNAME oh good or bad ? ? hahaha oh i have class until 10 but i am going to be there at 9 😵 🔫 
USERNAME i do kno . i kno everythingg ! ! ! ! ! !🙊🙊 😵 
it amazes me how the best marriages come from those couples who just knew it was meant to be & got married within months of meeting #wow 
foodz ! ! ! ! ! rufjfjwjsjdjdjwksodkfjefj ..... and swedish metal . o_o (@ highline for terrible feelings (sweden + more) URL 
i think i'm done tweeting tonight :o im a just watch a movie and let the night do its job ( ^_^ ) buenas noches to all <3 
some people i know keep sending me invites for .... #wtf is zoosk ? ? ? ? ? i've never heard of it and i ain't joining it . foh 
USERNAME ugh i can't wait to watch it :o iz gon be talking to the screen lol 
o.o where that hoe at ? tell her mention me . lmao . 
USERNAME i would do the same , but my bed is more comfortable at this point 😲 
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gonna be up late ... because i gave myself a pedicure instead of writing for my class . #poop #ohwell #imnottired #weird #snapchatme :) 
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come to think of it .. how did i handle going to a new elementary , middle and high school mid-year ? o.0 how the hell-i was a new kid 3 times ! 
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music with no lyrics is like oreos without the middle ! :o 
thinking about you makes it impossible to sleep .. that christmas eve feeling 😯 
dammnn . i thought it was barely 10. o.o ... time flies lol 
she thinks im going blind because of the tv . o.o 
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don't ever just randomly call me at 1130 at night an ask to bang ..... wtf #creepy #wtf #iwasleeping #wokeaniggaup 
i so did not know that kid was gay :o 
USERNAME i really miss you , i tried calling but you don't have a voicemail or something . :o 
USERNAME USERNAME what's lies ? :o she's beautiful ! & i'm most def not . 
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o_o whoever done lied && told these fat bitches they we're needs to stop , now i'm in the club & they got rolls & backfat fallin out 
my tl lookin a lil dead , am i the only one up ? ? ? ( o_o ) 
USERNAME also it was fun to c u on USERNAME tonight ! 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME mariah , what did she do ? :o 
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seriously wore my shirt inside out all day long with no idea .. #wtf #oops 
wtf some weird as bitches be following me . stalkers 😮 
being attracted to people older than us 🙀 😱 😵 💜 
USERNAME i know right thats what i'm watching too :o 
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you are a child , having a child . #wtf 
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USERNAME komo ke kual putaa , el morrio ke te ignoraba ? :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME o_o you gettin smart with me ! ! ! ! make me whoop your ass ! ! ! ! 
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one time this girl told me she loved me more then food when we went out in middle school #weird 
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USERNAME no lie when we saw it was just a vision i was like this movie be playing with my head ! :o 
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USERNAME wow ! i’m going to bed as you start your day ! :-o how’s the future over there ? 
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oh dear god ... that can never be unseen . 😲 😟 
kid cusp and kendrick lamar makin a song together :o 
the internet really is no place for such an impressionable mind like my own o_o 
USERNAME hahahaha ! yeah ! :d neither could i ! :o inhuman . 
( 0.o ) i'm not even going to ask ... 
my little sister juss casually walks in my room and lays in my bed .... lol #crazy 
kid cudi and kendrick lamar makin a song together :o 
is it me or does all ciara songs sound the same ? #random 
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USERNAME :o you went overboard on this tweet -____- whatever ! ! ! lol 
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USERNAME thats all it's called ? o.o cause the soca is a branch of the k12 thing . 
yikess >.< hearts beating faster & faster til you get tht one message tht makes your heart stop o.o 
special if i fight my sleep to talk #random :) 
USERNAME wait i didn't say that o.o ignore my awkwardness heh >///< 
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USERNAME every time i pass a blunt , i swear they pass another one ! ! ! 😲 😲 😲 
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#late #halloween #old #random #pic lol me & USERNAME @ santa clara university URL 
the nintendo network id 'marios' is open too . :o i just have a soft spot for luigi~ 
everyone fucking went to sleep . but i am still wide awake o_o 
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seeing an attractive person in public and thinking ahh 😵 
there’s nothing a late night xanax can’t fix 😵 🙌 
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everyone making fun of that fat girl on USERNAME then she shows her boobs . #wtf 
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tell my boss that i've been attacked by a zombie :o 
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had no idea how much i missed my bed ...... #wow #heaven 
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USERNAME idk yu tell mee ? did yu pokee holes in it ? :o 
can someone please tell me #wtf am i still #awake ? ! ? ! ? 
are you serious ! ? been speeding around for 6yrs and now i get pulled over 3 times in 3 months . #wtf 
xd at first i thought he was a girl :o 
ever got your mind tongue tied ? o.o # ? 
is it weird that i like chubby men with long eye lashes and a huge set of ass ? #mytypeofmen #weird 
what if these r signs from the lord ? ! o.o 
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( o_o ) you're ticklish ? (-__-) yea , why ? (~°_°)~ (/°o°)/ noo 
pause-----dey really stopped makin twinkles ! ! ? ? ! #wtf 
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o ... lol o_o rt USERNAME i'm freaky so if your not keep it moving love ! ! ! ! ! 
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USERNAME you like it so much you saw it twice ? ? ? ? :o in one day ? 
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twitter is dead no one has tweeted in 8 mins :o 
it's 1 am but it feels like 1 pm .. o_o 
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USERNAME USERNAME 😯 😧 😵 💥💢👎 she could die . i'll have my dad come help .. lol 
i think i'm the only one without tattos & a baby :o 
why can't i fall asleep ? o.o wide awake ! 
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USERNAME my autocorrect .. auto incorrected it :o whatthe ... 
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passed out a little after 7 now i woke up and can't fall asleep . #fml it's gonna be a long day . 😒 😤 😲 🔫 
#youwascutetill you smiled . wtf is goin on w . yo grill o.o 
holy shit why am i still awake o.o time for sleep ! 
USERNAME oh i get it now , but i watched disney during the day too 😯 
maybe cus i'm sleeping on the wrong side of the bed o.o huum could it be that ? ? ? ? 
USERNAME hey bro you just retweeted the exact same tweet from 2 different people ... o.o 
weekends get home at 4, weekdays up at 4 #wtf 
:o i think i need a cold shower now haha 
k , follower - 7 haha --' semua directioner ni waa yang mengfollow aku ani :o 
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woke up && can't go back to sleep :o *yawns* 
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its not ! o_o .. rt USERNAME lmao , nigga said my ass is fat . i don't have a ass ! 
stephanie got me laughing an smiling and my dad is like ...... o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #big #highfive #wow 
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USERNAME ahah imagen all green at court o.0 sweet ! ahah 
USERNAME honestly i think i might be interesting to be a schitzo lol , then again i might be . #crazy 
#random i can't wait for y'all to see whose been keeping this smile on my face ☺ 
that's the most sleep i've gotten in weeks 😱 #wow #toomuchonmymind 
that's the most sleep i've gotten in weeks 😱 #wow #toomuchonmymind 
#weird when you got 2000 fb friends & your best friend has to but .... you only got 1 mutual :) #turefriendship 
well this time change is really messing with me . up and ready for the day at 5 :3 0am #weird 
USERNAME i know i know gotta be in work in 5 hours :o 
USERNAME whatever :p so your still not tired ? :o 
maybe tootie is right , i should go back too sleep o.o 
don't want to get out of my comfy bed .. 😩 😲 #wanttostayinbedforever 
USERNAME .... i have to admit i didn't make it up .... i stole it o_o 
purple line makes me wanna put purple highlights on my hair . o.o my favorite part there was yunho's rap . so awesome lol 
i just had a dream that a raccoon kept biting me o_o . 
USERNAME mann that dude had problems .. 😬😁 😯 😧 lmao 
i just realized that when i'm at the gym , its not even bar close yet in l . a ! #crazy 
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good night eveyone ! be good to each another ! and treat others like you would want to be treated ! :o ) 
people are trying to trade sex for twinkies ? ! ? o_o #itsnotthatserious 
first day back at work , haven't been up this early in a minute 😵 URL 
its soo early .... its morning o_o the fuck ... any way . think it's a quiet day :p 
i've been staring at the screen for 18 minutes now . #wtf #letmein 
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ready for this 10 hr day . not really :o ( (@ target) URL 
USERNAME 😘 ✅ 😳 😫🙏 😂 👌 😳 😍 🍆 you can't see my emojis 😉 😮 😂 
i wish there was a starbucks near my house 😲 
don't even remember going to bed last night . and now i awake to zoe seizuring . #wtf 
my dream last night o.o omg dennis was in it ........... 
USERNAME USERNAME no idea why that tagged your friend ? hahahaa #weird 
omg . i had 3 dreams last night & i remember each other perfectly ... #weird 😝 
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when you wake up and you feel like you've been hit by a truck 😞 🚛💥💥 😵 
noo . i woke up an hour before my alarm . 😵 😦 
when i opened my door i slammed dat bitch so quick 💃🙈🙀 😵 😱 
nigga married and shit hitting me up saying good morning o.o df ! ? 
finally decided to actually get ready today . #jeansandscarf #crazy #mondayprobs 
i wonder who my new years kiss is gonna be for 2013. ? o_o 
i'm so tired and trying to rest my eyes for a few mins . but i keep falling off da damn seat wtf . o.o 
wish i had a twin that nobody knew about o.o 
i physically cannot get out of bed ... #sotired #monday 😴 😵 
my fish died :o rest in peace homie ! :') 
my dream last night<<<<< i woke up sweating ! ! o.o 
awake all night , just jamming some hans zimmer counting sheep , mutton ! *insomnia_strucken* o.o 
USERNAME ctfu , i had to go potty and now i'm up ! ! o.o .. i can't fall back to sleep .. and i got class at 4 ma dude -_- 
USERNAME o.o hehe i kind fell asleep halfway through , so i'm rewatching it now ... 
i can't see shit on this road ! . o.o .. 
when i'm really tired driving home feels like hydro thunder 😲 
theres a grand total of 7 people on my . bus #wtf #okaythen 
$8000 for twinkies on ebay wow there not even gud #crazy #really 
some crazy ass people are selling twinkies on ebay ........ and they're still in the stores ..... #sillypeople one went for $649 #crazy 
wearing a scarf always make my left ear hurt 😮 
i wake up so congested every morning . sick of it . #wtf 
this means i might actually have time to eat breakfast ! :o #neverhappens #goodday 
my sister told me & shay lastnight to wake her up at 7. so we did & now she's rushing everyone . because she has to work in 10 minutes . #wtf ? 
USERNAME - golly , i hope this plan doesn't depend on the congress doing anything . if so , our vets are screwed ! :o 
can't believe we had a two hour convo about eating pussy last night #wow 
every time i pass a prostitute on jackson i always wonder if they have been busy and if the $ was worth being out in freezing temps . #weird 
that show was off the hook yesterday , somebody mased USERNAME o_o smh 
my eyelashes looked fake when i left the house . now they look normal length -.- #lashprobs #wtf 
USERNAME URL omg , i want this thing . :o it'll fix my nose ! 
these hickies on my neck <<<< just wait till my mom see em 0.o ? ? ? 
guilt tripping myself into going to class today because i didn't go last week 😩 😲 
the fact that i'm still sore from semi .... #wtf 
o_o ? ? ? this chick on the roses is a straight head case ! ! ! reasons why i don't understand women . 
i fucked up my sleep pattern at school now i'm on break back at home and i cant sleep #wtf #restless #cranky 
stomach hurts && my heart feels like its on fire o.o 
gonna be a #crazy #week of getting last minute #crap . 
i was so excited when i felt baby kalib move for the first time ! three more weeks and two days till your born 💘 💙 😘 #omg #perfect #brbcrying 
if you really think i give a fuck if you like me or not then you got it all wrong o.o 
off to the death dungeon (school) ._. we have a math test today . wish me luck . o_o 
that shit had me gone last night ! 😵 😲 . lol 
USERNAME i know 😷 😵 . can't wait to see ya tuesday buddy ! 😀 
i wonder if alee woke up on his toilet like i woke up standin :o 
fuck , i forgot the money for my senior shirt .. 😮 
honestly bus drills are the most pointless thing ever and i just wanna get off the bus #wtf 
i do not wanna be here right now . 😲 🔫 
missed my 1000th tweet 😢 so my 1003 goes to no more 6ams ... and those two perimeters this morning 😲 🔫 #knockedemout #whasup #ladycanes 
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never get to eat breakfast . trying to smash some captain crunch in before USERNAME gets hurr ! ! 😮 
7pm - 440 am shift , done . 😴 😵 yes lawd 
i don't think i've ever been this tired . #cannotgetoutofbed #exhausted 😲 💤 
the pretty studs you know they can be a pretty ass girl .. #random 
i hate mondays so much it's unreal . crying the whole way to work ... yes crying 0.o 
oh cleaning fairy , where r u ? ? ? :o / needing some serious energy (and strength in my back) today ! #messyhousehasgottogo 
listening to these 2 girls talk on the transit about how they believe you gay from being around girls too much ... o_o ... oh . 
USERNAME i have a leopard scooter too ! ! ! #weird 
uumm o_o *question mark* & are you okay boo ? 
this year will be my first thanksgiving away from home ! #weird #militarylife 
my sis up early this morning in my room , layin in my bed telling me about her dreams ! tf 0_o 
i find it very interesting my my chinese zodiac is the same as my moms and rene's is the same as my dads . 😯 
#america - dougie #korea - gangnam style #philippines - downy rubadabango haha #wtf 
USERNAME i thought it was illegal for minors to work over 8 but you're working 10 & me 9 #wtf 
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standing outside about to leave an i hear deer grunts . well hello 10 point buck in my back yard 😳 😮 😄 
USERNAME freaking out cause USERNAME left a mark on his shoe . #worldsgonnaend #omg 
why would anyone pay $68 for a condom ? #crazy 
laying in bed , don't feel like getting up :o 
USERNAME twitter wont add my tweet w/ this photo ! #weird . promise not 2 share anymore on here USERNAME ;) #uhaveabeautifulfamily 
just gotta get through today and then i can have a nice relaxing break ! 😊 😮 
why do i suck at studying 😵 😑 😡 🙈 😖 
omg marcia got moved away from me in global & now i'm lonely as hell . #wtf 
only reason i wasn't late today is because my alarm tone was screamo music :o 
ii really don't think ii am qoin back to sleep cause this lil qirl qone wanna play all day o.o 
why was the campus clock so loud way over on this side of campus just now ? ? o_o 
i guess it's time for me to get outta bed . #sixhourclasstoday #shootme 😵 🔫 
my baby <3 #dog #lovehim #cute #sleepy #mickey #bostonterrier #crazy #loveable @ my room URL 
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my mum left me her atm card . o.o #shouldnthavedonethat 
USERNAME noisier than me :o .... like everyone i know tells me how loud i am>>>>><< 
oh shit i got to school early :o round of applause for ms . raquel santos * takes a bow * 
congratulations to me , i've officially gone crazy ! ! ! o.o 
i might be going to chicago over christmas break 😵 😄 😁 
#babies #nyc #dumbo #brooklyn #weird @ the dumbo spot URL 
my teacher is singing for us to present our projects #wtf #sheiscrazy 
good morning ! woke up to 22 text msgs . #wow 
my room smells like USERNAME apartment right now . #weird #thatsagoodthing 
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880n @ industrial (ala ): :o ak arpt 12 min oakland 18 min castro vy 9 min 
worked 6pm-6am , came home put a roast in the crockpot and i'm #single #wtf 
USERNAME all songs on my pandora are depressed today . #wtf 
been up since 4 :3 0 .. i'm dead 😵 😑 💀 
i have a feeling today is not going to be a good day o.o 
g . o.o . d . morning target ! ! @ target URL 
USERNAME how did i get up for work 😲 😲 😲 
USERNAME :o ... why would you do such a thing ? smh 
lol you're crazy if you thought i was going to buy you a $500 jacket . #wtf 
modling companys/people keep asking me to be a modle for them o.o 
it's days like this i wanna 😵 🔫 myself .. not being there for my lil' man .. love you obi ! ! #missyou 
all done with today &+ it's only 8am #wtf #gonnabealongday 
so happy there's only 3 work days this week . however , i have a shit ton of stuff to do at work ! o.o 
i can't believe i'm going to #school on my week off from school #wtf #goodtimes #amazing 
to fckin early to b dealing with these ppl 😵 🔫 
ig i can go get the air freshner .. even tho i dnt want to o.o 
lets just say i'm not giving my mom my mid-term .... 😵 😬 😐 
alright bring on the next three days .. 9-9 😲 😲 😲 
USERNAME seeing w/ a bf yesterday proves we're dying next month 😲 🔫 
at school no one ever tries to . run up on me ! o.o thsts weird 
didn't mean to swear so much in that last tweet ! 😮 
last time i checked i didn't sign up to have 2 roommates .. let alone 2 who make out while i'm trying to sleep ... #wtf 
there's nothing like having someone borrow your pen to give you their number . #weird #nothanks #imuncomfortable #wereonthebus 
laughed the whole way to work USERNAME USERNAME i fuckin love u guys lol #oprahsfavoritethings #omg 
so i found my moms credit card in my purse uhh she is gonna be pissed when she goes to use it and it's not there 😲 
USERNAME 😵 maybe it needs a new belt of some sort . or a compressor . i hear people say that sometimes ... 
USERNAME -__- well my car was off lol didn't know how long i'd be there but now i'm in brush and it's hot sf in here :o 
the donut sitting on my counter looks a little suspicious . o.o 
idiot turned down salvador dahli prints for 6grand , immaculate condition but bought a piece of shit shot gun for 3grand . #pawnstars #wow 
USERNAME i left my headphones in your house ! 😮 🎧 
i still got love for her ... but it's all hate on her side ........ o_o 
i was just told that i have to spend 10 minutes today trying to people . um , can my job get any more retarded #wtf #iquit 
i wish i didn't eat that candy yesturday ... my tooth hurts 👎 😢 😲 
having to mentally prepare myself for these 2 days of school ... 😵 🔫 
i'm gonna actually be on time to school today ! lol #wow 
can we have another natural disaster so i can hibernate again ? #deadass 😵 
i've never felt thirstier that i did at 6 this morning #omg #deathly 
i got on the wrong attire for work .. jeans and boots knowing i should have on sweat pants and sneakers 0_o 
i have so much energy off of only 4 hours of sleep , not eating and practice this morning o.o 
youre sucha bitchy slut i dont even know you anymore #wtf #youchanged 
hour and a half of sleep and i got a briefing with a 2 star today 😵 🔫 
USERNAME not cool ! i haven't slept in awhile , therefore i get confused easily ... 😲 
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this girl was just like my hair's soo short; it was longer than mine #wtf 
professor just laughed as she told us we have class wednesday #crazy 
omg . jus round out some news . can't believe it . o.o 
just want to go to track and workout #wtf #goodpain 
boże święty , ale u mnie w szkole jest wysoki i strasznie chudy murzyn . omg . kosciorup normalnie :o 
USERNAME oh i want socks also . those fancy compression socks for running can be $60-80 a pair o.0 
when i come out of my room an my mom insist she takes a picture of me ? #uhmno #wtf #gtfo 
there's a mouse on the bus ! #goodmorning #muffins #omg #mice 
tf , you thinkk happend to it thenn ? o.o 
that big ass ronald on the new mcdonalds .... #wtf 
chill out dude , put your hand signs down ... #wtf 
waking up and remembering you are out of coffee 😭 😲 
excuse me sir , you seem to have forgotten your bumper #hilarity #wtf #random #fenderbend @ valentino's pizza URL 
i have a stress level of 575 .... i guess thats high o.o 
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my prof . told this girl to work with me on this essay so she asked me for my number she says o.o 
my phone died while i was there but this was my scene whilst enjoying a pipe last night . #wow URL 
USERNAME i dunno , i'm busy today . :o maybe mall tomorrow , i have to ask , & i'll try to bring lexi with me ! :) 
my heart just skipped skipped skipped skipped a beat o.o ohemgee 
as much as i love class being cancelled , walking up and walking there pisses me off beyond belief #needsleep 😲 
my professor trying to close a window . #wtf #notreallife #inabowtie URL 
i can still sleep for 2 more hours til i have to start getting ready for work& i feel like i've already slept too long ! #wtf #impossible 
? ? do all girls in bladenboro smoke that ganja ? ? ? ? 😮 
my lip is swollen and looks like i got friggen botox in it ... #wtf 
that awkward moment when you realize the are following you on twitter . o_o 
i hate fixing someone else's messes ! ! ! ! #wtf -____- 
this nigga puts ketchup on his sausage n biscuit from mcdonalds 😑 😳 😵 😶 
glad it's a warm day now i have something else to look forward to besides my coffee ! ☀☕ 😲 #starbucks #ihatemondays #retailsucks 
i cracked the back of my phone gotta go get that fix asap🙊 😵 😡 ! ! ! 
up since 545 and i'm more energetic then i have ever been on monday #wtf 
this kid is bumping music in class and the teacher looks at him ... thats it ! #wtf 
USERNAME so i woke up to school but i accidently fell back asleep o.o 
USERNAME oh joy . u ok ? :o #painfull #ouch 
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stuck in a ford dealership waiting room with maury on the tv .. 😵 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME explains why i am currently skipping bio ... woops 😯 😉 #alreadycheckedout 
why hadn't i noticed i registered into an 8am class for spring 🙈🙊 😲 
USERNAME welcome to the twitter world ! #omg #bouttime #poppedyacherry 
waking up early for class ... and it's cancelled #shouldbesleeping #wtf 
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tell me again why i thought drinking on a sunday was a good idea ? 😷 😲 
i see you new kids got your #emojis but i'm more of an old school cat :) ;) :o ] :-) :^) =) =d =] "/ (-__-) o__o =p =o 
so happy vick and cutler got concussions so USERNAME decided to play schaub #wtf 
is this a boy or girl ..... ? ? ? its freaking justin bieber . #omg #girlface URL 
USERNAME :o o i'm scared now ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
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really some bitch is walking around osu campus with a red dress and a jean jacket ! ? ! #wtf 😂 😂 😂 
i can't believe you retweeted something like that . #ashamed 😯 
turn on impractical jokers and a florida state and st . joe's game comes on . #wtf #confused 
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walking into west scranton hs again makes me feel like a student . #weird 
niggas that drive muranos o_o .. nah can't fuck with it 
USERNAME omg . hahahahhahaa , i tweeted about this too . before i even saw this :o 
anybody else's iphone been freezing/closing apps alot lately ? #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME aaww ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ^__^ hes adorable ! ! ! ! . . . wat happened ? ! ? ! ? ! o_0 
weekends are supposed to be for rest ... yet i always wake up on monday feeling as though i have been through a hurricane . #weird 
up early and don't have a reason to be up #wtf 
like raped ? 0_o rt USERNAME aye the porn i lik is wen them white bitches get abused lol 
USERNAME noo ! ! (how you were telling me last night o.o ) lol . i got you baby . how is there an app for it tho . 
umm what am i doing up at 6 am ? 😯 
i'm so excited to have 4 days off in a row that i'm having trouble falling asleep despite wanting to sleep all last night ! #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME true ... he may have a problem ... #rehab ? ? 😯 
all this is war is #crazy so sad to see whats happening in the middle east 
listen professor; i know you hate trees and all but 3 copies of a 7 page essay is a little much . #crazy #collegeprobs 
you awkwardly sit next to us .. an sit there an moan an gripe . umm , you alright er you just want one of us to care #ha #wow #awkward 
my mama bought me lactose intolerant milk o.o ion een like milk enough to even go there . #swerve 
ok mika had longer hair than me shaved his head now his bald #omg 
when you take a dump & then realize no toilet paper -_- :o 
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when you're home alone and you hear shit moving around <<<<<<<< #wtf ! 
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#gotmilk ... i always wondered how #weird it would look if 1 of these tipped over & overflowed @ i-95 south URL 
USERNAME lol ikr . did you finish the macbeth packet ? :o 
omg ! this service guy at chevrolet his eyes are gorgeous :o 
now that i've almost been raped . time to eat 😮 
everyone is at work and i'm just sitting here , alone . o.o 
USERNAME do . not . try . me . bc . you . do . not . want . this . right . here . boo ! 😳 😤 😱 😵 😟 😦 😧 😮 😬 😯 
lol . i overslept for school . oops . oh well ... o.o 
haha holy fuck so many funny things happened last night #wtf 
a suspense thriller song came on and i was like wow this is good who is this and i looked saw it was USERNAME and was like :o 
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#gotmilk .. ? i always wondered how #weird it would look if 1 of these 🚍tipped over & flowed the @ i-95 south URL 
9:21 - get out of bed 9:22 - make coffee 9:26 - put on grease soundtrack soon - get a life #wow #ummhello 
i had a dream i madeout with justin beiber at his concert and we were hiding away from selena gomez hahahahaa oh god :o i wish it was true 
USERNAME carbon is the devil element . 6 protons 6 neutrons and 6 electons . 666 :o 
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soo my uncle used to do white slavery waayy back then ! o.o 
our sub says we got hw that we don't got ? #wtf 
USERNAME add a trap to that mouse bait #snap 🐀 😵 
USERNAME the one where you take a picture and it comes out of the camera ? :o 
USERNAME :o noo way ! lmao i can't wait for next hour we have so much to talk about ! ! and we have to do our project -.- 
next year i'm taking off this entire week . this is silly . 😮 🔫 
USERNAME i mean (._. ) ayee is that food i see [ o.o ] yeahh i g2g hahah 
drank a coffee my momma made me before coming to class . i hope it really keeps me awake ! o.o 
english class canceled because a student tried to run the prof off the road and she quit . #wow 
USERNAME :o . must be right ? ? ? 😏 
o.o how do you sentence someone to go to church ? 
4th consecutive black friday working with the company first day as a manager .... #wtf USERNAME USERNAME 
2 more classes till i can take a nap 😲 😲 😲 
ahh that dude just killed himself ! ! ! o.o 
so are u bringing the girlfriend over for thanksgiving :o 
i tired to cut the heater in my mama gone say cut that off its hot #wtf 
why's it smell weird as hell in my hallway #wtf 
USERNAME so are u bringing the gf over for thanksgiving :o 
yeh so my old boarding school is currently burning down #wtf #shocked 
i haven't heard from USERNAME since last night ... #weird 
the fact that i dont remember texting my boyfriend , yet i did o.o 
my dad goes in on me on facebook for no reason .... mans a savage and i am truly scared of him 😵 😮 😔 
bouta take my a&p exam 3 ... 15 more min o.o 
it's really pissing me off that i'm never on first period .. #wtf ! 
there were only two zombies killed in the first 30 min of last nights walking dead .. only one of which was shown happening #wtf #moargore ! ! ! 
o.o rt USERNAME some people just get left behind whilst everyone else is growing up . 
i feel like the more i act like USERNAME the less success i have with women . #weird 
USERNAME if it was scary , wouldn't it be a nightmare ? :o 
my grandpa met one of my hb's moms .... lol wtf o.o 
my mom is posting flo-rida lyrics on her fb page o.0 
soo sleepy . i have such weird dreams ... 😵 
first time back to my other job in two weeks #footballisover #weird 
still got the love an hunger but cant write #wtf 
walk into history and my prof is playing the harmonica all instense hahahahhaaha #wtf deff just died laughing what a freak 
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USERNAME me to i'm . surrounded by male hormones 0.o 
is wondering how this monday morning can be running so smoothly . #nomorningprobs #weird 
go to my professors office to meet and talk about my paper ... hear a girl getting bitched at for plagiarism :o 
the fact that mark sanchez is still starting over tim tebow is driving me #crazy 
USERNAME i'm dead just thinking about it 😲 😁 😊 😄 😜 😍 
had the strangest dream last night .. like you don't understand o_o 
haha where the hell did that come from ? ! #random ? #dumb 
USERNAME :o you're crazy ! ! ! good luck ! 
USERNAME :o i bet it's dirty . oo you're writing a naughty novel aren't you ? 
im still fucked up from what happened yesterday ..... o.o smdh #ignorance #fuckery 
this teacher called me pretty when i'm looking a hot ass mess o.o lmao 
is it 7 yet ? ugh , work is not going to be nice today 😵 
i wish i could read minds ... itd make things a heck of a lot easier ... #confused #wtf #makeupyourmind 
USERNAME i was gunna ask you if you could do it :o 
i had a dream about kcc last night . the girls lived in k dome instead of the guys . #crazy #weirddreamer 
i've never met anyone like my mom . i try to help her&she tells me to go away ... then she complains no one helps her . #omg 
class started 10 minutes ago and burbank has not said one word to us . ya think she's mad ? 😯 
i decided to take USERNAME advice 0_o let's see where it takes me 
came to class fadded with ihop pancakes an bacon ! and my weird humantities teacher is making us watch this trippy movie 0_o 
wow my uncle wants to see me o.o idk how to feel about this 
i ask my mom if she needs help sweeping and she has me reorganizing here walk-in closet . #waitwhat ? i did not sign up for this o_o 
walked all the to school to find out class is canceled #fuck #wow 
USERNAME it was a girl teacher i don't even know o.o lol 
USERNAME lol you said and i mean everyone haha so i was like #wtf #knewit #jk 
party with some youngins last night . i'm talkin 19 & 20 year olds 😲 
20 years old , and my parents leave me a list of stuff to clean ... #wtf 
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USERNAME USERNAME who's coming to see USERNAME USERNAME in ac this weekend ? just got my ticket :-o #happythanksgiving 
i think i might have gotten in a fight in my sleep .. i have bruises all over me . #wtf 
o_o a lot of lucas's gifts has to do with #nfl 
so theres so mang accidents and murders occuring ! ! ! ! ! :o <<< 
whelp , to say i'm about to crash hardcore would be an understatement . #prayforme 😦 🙏 😵 
hmm what should i do now since i can't sleep :o 
i dreamed my mom came over to smoke with USERNAME & USERNAME without me ... #wtf 
i cuss like a sailor ... because i am one . o_o 
today's one of them days where i'm annoyed with many people .. for no reason #wtf . i hope this day gets better ! 
i'm back , woo ! 😯 i had to get that baby weight off me .💁 
so sleepy bout to fall asleep wish this class would end #iwantmybed #soreadyforabreak #lazy 💤👎 😲 
also , i shouldn't be able to see my professor's boxers . dress appropriately please ! 😲 
finding out you spent 4 hours on a lab report only to hear that it can be turned in any time this week . #wow 
soo i'm at the bank with my boss and its only my third day work here o_o . -_- ^_~ 
the radio is speaking to me this morning .... #crazy 
how is my body even able to sleep so long 😲 
he tawkn abt da bible 0_o wtf how we get on da during .... wat happen to learning abt planes ... ugh teachers 
i'm such a loner at mcallys right now 😯 #wherearemyfriends #o #notgood 
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USERNAME haha for sure . USERNAME lived there 2. all i remember is seeing her room & the giant desk that took ⬆the entire room . #wtf 
i just noticed ........ this lady is bald and only has hair down the middle of her head ! ! #wtf lmao ! 
USERNAME needs to dm me his number :o (@ solutionreach w/ USERNAME URL 
is it weird i love house hunting and can't wait to be a mommy and clean and cook in my own house ? #weird #futureme 
USERNAME have a sealed ps2 copy back home in india . don’t think there is a psn version of it yet ... or is there 😮 
"USERNAME did i mention i mad the south jersey chorus ? ! ? :o URL ashley :d 
leave it to me to have a relationship epiphany during a sexual dysfunction lecture . #wtf 
soo much news this morning ... found out a friend and her bf broke up ... and my exs best friend is having a baby by a psycho ! yeah #crazy 
ok now we tawkn abt religion .... 0_o humm did i mistake today as sunday .... dam engineer teachers 
this kid basically just said his friend and him fucked when they were drunk . #wow #fag #godie 
correction**** her whole album is ridiculous ! ! ! #wow 
USERNAME but im like giving birth to one o.o that fuck 
did someone really just take the elevator to the freaking second floor .... #wow 
USERNAME i bet the person looks at you like o_o 
USERNAME me estas jodiendo o.o ... llegando a mi casa lo veo ! 
my face was like 😯 😟 😑 when i woke 
picking a class schedule for next semester is probably the most stressful thing i've ever had to do in my life 😲 🔫 
i feel like i drank snake juice last night 😲 USERNAME 
this guys bowels sounded like christina aguileras performance on the voice the other night 😷 😲 
omgy mom has her baby in like 2 months o_o 
morning off to a bad start ! ugh mondays ! encouraging words are being accepted . lol 😡 👎 😲 😖 
omg USERNAME i had a positive follow count yesterday ! :o 
just heard a bunch of weird as engineers bitch about how apple is going downhill bc steve jobbs is dead . #wtf #o #speedschoolproblems 
USERNAME i'm barely leaving -___- go ahead and leave ! :o 
even though we're not together , we still fight like we're married . #wtf 
oomf say they lookn like a bag of money o_0 ? ? ? um bitch more like a bag of change bol 
sons of anarchy marathon in the a . m . i think soo 😯 
USERNAME yeaa i remember o.o goodmorning little piece of sunshine <3 3 
the official brisk account commented on my ig picture o.o 
i love you ! have you seen it ? :o 
USERNAME guurl you better watch it . you're gonna look just like those monkeys 😮 😬🙊 
she really thinks she's his girlfriend .................................... lol o.o just stop , he's had 2 kids during yaws 
i honestly think i function the best when i get the least amount of sleep . #weird 
listening to them talk about my #philadelphiaeagles on #espn right now .. 😭 😭 #wtf 
USERNAME but you already look extra good ! :o haha 
i'm not wearing make up today and some girl told me i looked like i just got hit by a bus #wow #thankssomuch #confidenceboost 
working 3rds is gonna suck tonight considering i can't sleep ! #wtf 
when your friend sends you a picture of his dick o_o eeww ! ! ! ! ! 
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having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool . #lmao #wow #lol #smoking #restaurent #twitter 
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this girl just demoed how to use vagisil in class #wtf 
so the university of maryland is moving to the big ten . #wtf #smh 
pretty sure someone was doing homework on their laptop in the handicapped stall in the bathroom ... #imscared #wtf 😐 
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USERNAME the next monday i'm free is december 10th . #wow #iknow 
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USERNAME whatt .. i'm so nice to you .. :o 
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i have 1,971 friends on facebook . but i don't fucks with more then four people ... 0.o 
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o_o there was a accident on the 405 south and a car was in flames . 
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why is this kid asking me ? when he got a girlfriend ? o_o 
just received an email , i'm lost for words , and i thought i had conversation ! #wow 
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love having the break room all to myself means i don't have to fight any1 for the microwave #fatty #prego 🙅 😮 😋 
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doc-in-the-box/death day . 😲 @ narrows health & wellness URL 
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why do my tweets always go too drafts ? ! #wtf 
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court ... actually gonna go to this one 😵 🔫 
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some guy is really smoking a joint on campus ... damn that's so bold #crazy 
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i get to work with my favorite pregnant person #twitterlessgabby . this makes me very happy :) we find out the gender tomorrow ! ! ! 😱 😮 
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my class had a weird conversation about how baby twins are made ! 😲 
bye bye jarvis bike lane ... #biketo #jarvisbikelane #wtf URL 
it's so #stupid , it's #funny ! #blizzard #harrypotter #lol #lmfao #ha #laughing #dq #wtf #love @ indian ocean URL 
seriously dude . stop playing the victim card . way to blow things way out ofmy proportion . #noyouremessingwiththewrongperson #wow 
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niccas really think we just suppose to give the pussy away ! o_o 
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idk if i should cut my hair and put it down :o 
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gonna be working most 60 in two weeks . o.o which meaans . my first pay check will be over $400. #hollaa 
it's only tuesday ? ! #wtf such a busy week ): 
gonna be working almost 60 hours in two weeks . o.o which meaans . my first pay check will be over $400. #hollaa 
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USERNAME they secretly love it . but who doesn't like getting gifts ? haha :o 
just witnessed a girl get ice water at starbucks ... #wtf 
my cat stole my nutella toast . literally bit it right out of my hands and hauled ass down the hall . #wtf #crazycat #nutella  
USERNAME no but i'm still praying for the g . o.o . d . tees ! 
how the fuck you fall up the stairs o.o ? #retardsnowadayz 
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my dumbass sister just pointed out that she found a black hair on her boob . #wtf 
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yesterday was a monday and i didn't tell USERNAME it was a monday ! o_o 
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USERNAME 😯 😬idk if we can hang out anymore #sunin ? 😏 
#inmiddleschool i had the best boyfriend ever he was my best friend . why did you move ! -_- #wtf #missyou USERNAME 
my brother got a job at element/billabong in timesquare ! ! ! #wtf #jealous 
me: i ain't gonna lie to you , 'ya man ugly af ... lol . her: hell yeah , i know ... ugly dudes that new wave 'tho . me: o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME lol . you wasnt drinking it ! you had starbucks ! o.o 
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i had a dream i switched my 4s white for a black iphone 4 😲 #whywouldievendreamthis 
why is it so o_0 hard for black ppl to be punctual ? ? ? ? #ugh 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ahh don't make that little break be a long one :o 
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#behonest all ladies have twerked in front of a mirror before” lol #random 
i feel like i don't know as many people on campus then i walk into the library and wonder what country i'm in . #whoarethesepeople #weird 
😬 😮 😲 😲 😴😴😴 when will class end ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME harry should i buy it twice ? :o i think so 
i wish i could nap without it always lasting 3 hours .. 😯 
i just woke up from a three hour nap o_o 
USERNAME call me ! i don't have yah number . i lost it ! ! o_o 
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how are there only 8 remaining spots in the only social psych class next semester ? ! #wtf 
coffee , tanning , work , and writing a paper while at work . 😯 #thatlife 
USERNAME yeahh alreadyy and do i got you up through here or what ? :o 
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thank you USERNAME and USERNAME for an amazing readers roundtable discussion of #skinny . book was called #wow 
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thanks a million doctor but i kind of wanted some meds , not a and lecture on choosing a major 😲 
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off again tomorrow ? ! o.o shiid i ain't boutta complain tho .. 
a cute white bunny rabbit in my grandparents yard #bunny #random #cute #hopping @ grandma & grandpa's house URL 
ugh ! they are playing here . make it stop ! ! :o (@ taco bell) URL 
this game feels like it could be a product from pixar or sony animation or something . o_o 
#backindugsi my teacher was my uncle ... lol i had no easy way out 0.o 
staring at my phone in accounting #hatethisclass #useless #dying #shit 😩 😵 👎🔫💣 
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USERNAME so i was walking out of the gym today and there was a girl who looked just like you and she was wearing maroon sweats too ! #weird 
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now at the poodle dog , with the next door to this place o.o 
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i think this means i need math help ... this is my math quiz :o URL 
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old man jacking off in his truck on grand .. creepp #onlyinpb #weird 
my roommate said i look so much different when i'm actually doing work . o_o 
i saw oomf look good but when j saw her at work & my face was like 😵 
tutu tuesday , or i am a child #rilakkuma #korilakkuma #omg URL 
i decide to watch fuse . me: this is awful . fuse:next is the new one direction video . me :o h god . no no change it . noo gahh noo . 
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i love how random freshman hit me with a bag . #wtf 
#random but i really hate my baby daddy tho ! ! ! 
this is really the slowest place ever 😵 🔫 omfg . 
it has already been a crazy week . and it's only starting . safe to say if i color another turkey ... 😵 🔫 lol ! ! ! 
just spent 20 mins on the phone with someone trying to sell me life insurance . i said no 10 times and he kept asking the same question . #wtf 
as i was cranking my car , i started singing whoaa o.o 
USERNAME lol well she's going brunette hahaha but maybe :o i'm just afraid to bleach my hair 
there is nothing to drink in my house except beer , wine and vodka #wtf 
i don't have any money for this shot to be happening to me now ! and with 27 hours last week isn't cutting it ! #wtf 
who comes to college to look for love tho o.o ! ! ! 
i don't have any money for this shit to be happening to me now ! and working 27 hours last week isn't cutting it ! #wtf 
USERNAME eat: styrofoam cup , always . burn: cheeseburger , always . throw away: plastic bottle 0.o #butwhatt 
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trying to cook a gumbo for the 1st time 0_o wish me luck ! ! ! 
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stupid back ops game my brother made me come with him to get o_o 
my mom told me the way a person gets dimples is from the parents having sex while the wife is still pregnant :o 
USERNAME i'm going to the parade for my first time too 😯 
i have the same problem . ask my wife . 😲 
foxconn workers making foxbots are literally building their replacements… #crazy URL 
i saw you liked my status ... dont fucking unlike it #wtf 
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jay just told me he got sanduskied at the gym #omg 
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good to know the only vocabulary you know is cussing ... #omg #youragenius 
i did not even realize thanksgiving was next week ... #omg #timeflysby 
she just got back in her car , changed her outfit & went back in the chinese place o.o weirdo 
this class will be the death of me . 😵 🔫 
i don't want my mom to come home .. she's gonna have my report card in her hands and her face isn't gonna be cute :o 
these people get paid after they're done grocery shopping like what ? ! ? ! ? ! 😮 
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USERNAME wait do we have an exam tomorrow ? ! ? ! ? ! 😲 
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wish i didn't have high metabolism ... like i'm always hungry .. i can eat eat eat but never gain one pound . smh . lol #crazy 
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gum fell out of my mouth and down my shirt .. i thought only big boobed girls had these problems . #weird 
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yaw girls dont understand these nigaas will fuck you & leave you . they dont gaf ! lol . #crazy . 
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ppl told me that i been a bitch lately . hmm wonder why ? ? ? :o 
i had an assistant today haha never would've thought i would have a teacher assistant 😌 #weird 
i got the take me home deluxe version ! it's amazing o.o 
may be taking a random trip to paris tonight .... #weird #random 
we don't do shit in my government class but i've learned a lot #weird 
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i thought sarah was absent then all of a sudden i see her . #wtf 
just seen #bathtimewithdistrict3 i can't believe USERNAME & USERNAME were in the same bathtub :o 
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writing my senior memory is the hardest thing i've ever done #omg 
. USERNAME o_o first sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox - it's a formula no one would ever get confused by , right ? 
USERNAME i'm watching a video of some guys killing zombies it's pretty fucking dope dude i need to get this game ! :o 
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anna telling bitch for no reason in the bus #wtf 
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.... rushing to the bank before closing ! -_- *s/n i want subway ! * lol #random 
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my iphone battery is dying so fast ! ! 😞 #wtf 
i didn't do all the , too many people retweeted it . :o 
you get a ticket in singapore for chewing gum in public ? ! #wtf 
watching viva la bam while writing an essay >>> #crazy #nevergetsold #bam #him 
its always funny how my mind works ... eating dolmas at sahara just triggered a memory of getting my first bj when i was in 8th grade . #wtf 
horrible moment when you first wake up and you forget you turned the tv on and a spanish man starts speaking o_o #omg 
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USERNAME o.o i didnt know how to spell it ! 
it kinda freaked me out a little bit . ecspecialy since she had a weird grin on her face .. :o 
your 14. you should not be having a child . #omg 
USERNAME #geordieshore your all gonna get mortal , your gonna poo in gaz's face bahahahaha sex and drinks 👍 😵 
#wtf i just bought a toothbrush and now i can't find it . now i have to buy another . #annoying ! -_- 
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USERNAME it's weird .. xd and i'm the one saying that ... what is this ? ! ? ! o_o 
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montclair has the dirtiest names for buildings .... bohn hall .. dickson hall morehead hall .. #wtf 
i couldnt do this one rate .. too ugly .... 😮 
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USERNAME i was outside in a tee-shirt and shorts ... no shoes or socks or a hoodie ... o.o 
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i think oomf has a wittle sugar in him tank o.o 
USERNAME lmfao xd did you get it yet ? :o 
bruh ... i used to talk a girl name mekhai but idk if its my follower or not . o.o 
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USERNAME that moment when you finish& you still smell the poop then realize its on your finger 🙊 😲 😷💩 
me and the girls first day of insanity ! ! ! ! it kicked our butts but we survived 💆✌ 😲 😁👟 @ valdosta high school URL 
never realized how out of shape i was . 🏃🏃🏃🏃🚶🚶🚶🐌 😵 
seriously ? my fitting is in 4 minutes and i'm stuck behind a train that's slowing down . #wow URL 
one directions new album is amazing ! ! ! <3 #repeat #inlove #omg #takemehome 
black hair . green eyes . no makeup 👽 😲 @ dg salon URL 
the last three guys i've had a serious relationship w/ a . were able to make me laugh a lot , b . athletic and c . had divorced parents . #weird 
gente pq a geisy posto foto de absorvente no twitter o.o 
i try not to judge ... but seriously , why are you talking about regurgitating hot chocolate ? ? #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME want . need . must have . o_o 
#watercooler #cloud ! #cloudy #tree #travel #smoke #driving #crazy #chicago #michigan @ puma watercooler URL 
the cute n smart guy sat behind me for the 3rd time & for the 3rd time he said something so profound & making my prof go o_o as i #swoon 
USERNAME :o mg girl imy and your hair got long how did you grow it that long did you take vitamins or something for it to grow 
USERNAME nah i don't need the d :o and this bitch is talking shit -.- 
s/o to the skitzo next to me on the bus who decided to open the roof air vent . yo douche bag it's pouring rain #wtf 
USERNAME oh shit . i forget sometimes o.o smart bitch . have you applied to scholarships ? 
USERNAME whaa ! ! ! what happens you 2 was like the best of buds ! ! ! :o 
from what i herd ya were bothh braginn bout ya ? o_o soo . 
my phone sucks ! ! ! ! ! ! like i hav i throw on the ground to get it to no have a blank screen ... #wtf #damn 
USERNAME holy cow ! ! watched last nights episode ! ! #wow #thevoice 
USERNAME then i was on the bypass and some lady was going towards the other exit and cut me off to keep driving , then was going 45 #wtf 
number 4 through 10 all sec schools . #secfootball #crazy 
this old man just tried tah take me home .... 0.o 
my hair looks so different in the sun ! :o @ lakewood high school URL 
wow i have to wait for may to apply for west la o.o 
USERNAME 😮 😮 😮 i wish his eyebrows would raise ... #yeathatstheoneyouthinkitis 
USERNAME lmfao ! she was like ' o_o nigga gtf' 
lt , this driving through charlotte , with its traffic & non driving fuckers . is gonna cause me to pull my hair out . o_o 
then me & cheli look at eachother like wtf ? ! o_0 
when i call USERNAME to go out to din din and he doesn't answer me :o 
whose at the basketball game already . ? im chillin in the parking lot til i notice someone o.o 
my boss was talking to me about boobs and piercing haha #wtf #shesdown 
when it comes to messaging people back .... imma bum o_o .... 
wen i sit on my bed i instantly get tired :o 
USERNAME ah , i know what you mean . maybe they are pedos looking at you . o.o 
so you tweeting but you said you were going to the grocery store for food ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? USERNAME o_o 
oh . my gee . why would he be this damn fine ? ? o_o 
lol interesting seeing a charging station for cars #science #future #weird 
used to make fun of my dad for being an lpn , but with overtime he can make 90 an hour ..... if he was an rn it would be more . #crazy 
she made at me cuz im #single and im talking to females #wtf but u can always change my #single status 
ima keep it real wit u , i'm l o_0 kn in ur eyes whnever i deal wit u #grr 
USERNAME well , leave the drugs alone , and they'll stop thinking that . o.o haha jk 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lmao ! where did johenly go o.o 
USERNAME did you watch the last grey's anatomy ? ? :o 
it's 5 && i've gotten nothing done ..... 😵 🔫 
who gave the #greenlight & let that little girl eat 3 popsicles at one time on USERNAME for a soar throat #nationaltv #wtf is wrong with people 
everytime it rains , my neighbor washes his driveway ... #wtf #yougoodhomie 
i got yo bank account in my wallet biitch ! ! ! ! ! #random 
USERNAME i open friday , then close the rest of the weekend , have an on call tuesday and close thursday #omg 
why are you so cute ? ! #omg 😍 😘 
those little things in life :) moms dumb hand motions #wtf 
how my dad got the iphone 5 for free and i'm stuck with the 4 ? i will never understand -.- #crazy 
4 new cases in one day tho ? 😵 💣🔪 URL 
uhh i thought she was atleast gon be puurrty o.o 
hearing things about your ex best friends and wondering what the hell they're thinking #wow #stupiddecisions 
when my belly gets full my whole body starts to shake & i get so cold .. #wtf ? 
waiting for my info to be sent to the a&f store manager . i just wanna start working already ! :o 
USERNAME i think it's like $45 for the first 3 months ? but idk they have a lot of different ways to get it like it depends 😯 
USERNAME i do brush them , its from whitening too much :o 
the tv series lie to me>>>>>> 👍 #dafuq #braindead #crazy 
sissy and i just made buffalo chicken dip ... lets see if there's any left by the end of the night 😮 
the last minutes at work ate always the longest 😲 
almost got ran over in washington ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
the last minutes at work are always the longest 😲 
what's the name if the chef on switched at birth . he is too sexy o.0 
anyways . just thought it was crazy that my little sisters talking about sex and shit made my mind go for a second . she's growing up . :o 
niggas dont got shit to pay for :o i think im spoil on the low .. i needa move out lol 
if you a girl and you fucking so many niggas in high school imagine college o.0 you gunna be a sex toy smh 
USERNAME you were my prodigy ! mine was so long it felt like a cat 0.o 
in a shuffle of all my 7,813 songs , loser like me by glee has come up twice ... #wtf #whatarethechances #slimtofuckingnone 
USERNAME i really wanted to play games that map srvs of dynamic buffers with n o_o verwrite , but now i can't . 
i can't wait to play black ops ii . 😵 🔫💣. 
so this girl wearing leggings w/o undies and someone commented on her ass ... she got mad and said niggas so disrespectful 0_o ... 
listening to neck beard and the midg have a conversation is actually rather entertaining . #weird #nonerdemoji 
lolol with USERNAME on deer route & pass susan ? #wtf she doing out here ? 😂 😂 
smelled my dogs face , smelled like #syrup . laying w/ him and he's breathing on me , smells like #doritos #wtf #kingsleyandme 
USERNAME USERNAME will probably never retweet us .. #wtf #ohhwell 😢 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME how were we supposed to know all this ? ! #wtf 
USERNAME the one in manchester o.o idk what it's called 
u cant b wit no one dat dnt smoke huh #wow lol #sad 
im mad asf rite now , i been on hold for like 10 mins now #wtf 
i enjoy myself more at school then i do at home #wtf #cheerup 
i retweeted her then five seconds later she retweets me 😮 
it totally doesn't feel like tuesday , but i can't quite put my finger on why . #weird 
i carry USERNAME phone around like it's mine . 😮 
they have an #angrybirds #starwars whaatt ? ! ? 😯 @ lagrange , ky URL 
USERNAME all you gotta do is wear your helmet when you drink some and/or out in public . o_o 
is someone trying to break in right now ? ? ? ? :o 
3 out of 4 were twins #wtf #itsasign #forwhat URL 
dad bought this , never opened it and it spoiled . i pored it out down the drain . it had chunks and smelt bad 😖 😵 #imdead URL 
she did not just say #powerofthepussy USERNAME #whatthefuck #wowjoann #wow haha 
USERNAME o.o nunca habia vistoo esto :l taan bella :$:$ 
USERNAME you don't need it hooked up to upgrade :) just need to have 2.4gb available 😵 do you have a lot of videos ? they take up a ton ... 
mom: me: (~_~) (-_-) (°_-) ( -_°) ( >_< ) ( o_o ) ( o_o ) 
my dad pays more attention to his ipad then he does to me #wtf 
this guy says he slept with over 2000 women and he can't get any girl and has 6-8 girls at a time and he's ugly ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME is in the other room just laughing away ... #kindascary #weird #funny 
one day it's hot .. one day it's cold . #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfao , omg ! stop ! ! both of you ! :o >.< 
this is what i sat next to . 🍺 #vabuilding #cup #freebeer #random #mademyday #it @ visual arts building #csuf URL 
i must be a magician because what i'm doing at work is magic👍✌ #beforeandafter #crazy #workinghard URL 
no comment for the shitt i juss heardd 😮 😑 
i need a prius ! i just did the math on roughly how much i've spent on gas in my car :-o 
someone just retweet one of my tweets from 25 days ago #weird 
omg i can't believe i saw my old classmate from elementary school lol and my cousin's ex bestfriend . :o ! 
eww the library smells like curry from a british airline . #wtf 
oh my god ! i saw this guy after school and he was perfect o.o 
someone from puerto rico has called me 3 times today ... 😯 
gahh ! ! court postpone till the 10th of december ! ! ... :o 
USERNAME why did you no tell mee you wa having company ova :o 
umm soo you don't believe in winter eh ? #awesome #wtf URL 
662 text between me and USERNAME im the past 3 weeks ! ahah #sistersatheart ❤ #wow #worthit 
language is mind blowing . like how can lines and symbols represent words , ideas , thoughts ? ! #random #mindblown 
or did the season already start ? o.o or is it pre-season ? ! 
the fact that i have school until tuesday next week . #omg . 
USERNAME u need co-pilot ? ... i got cinco 0.o 
the 3 of us will be in a food coma 😵 
USERNAME lol my wedding song is gonna be obssessed by mariah carey o_0 .. boy why you so obsessed with me ? ! 
i'm all for wheat bread , but wheat hot dog buns ? #weird . wheat hot dog buns with skyline chili ? #weirder 
that girl future in the 12th 0_o but you be with freshman ahahaha okay . :) 
my science teacher shaved off his beard and now he looks way older then he looked before o.o 
i sat and tried to make conversation for an hour and a half , and you just said yeah . #haha #wow #glengirls 
USERNAME black ops 2 gets to my house at 7 #wtf #fml #halo4hereicome 
someone bring me food since USERNAME hates me and puts vegetables in everything and there's no food in this house 😲 #dying 
USERNAME haha you could come over and play (: and why ? :o 
shooting in farmington ? :o just saw him getting arrested ! like who shoots someone at a fleamarket amd runs ? #dumbfuck 
idk why my sister is so interested in harry potter o_o 
someone was not ready to get out of bed this morning 😂 😴😴 😮 😆 #jordin #ilovemydog #ilovemyjac @ jordin's house URL 
this guy on the bus is jerking off and smiling at me #wtf omg 
why the fuck is every picture on instagram of a girl baking something .... o.o #inthekitchen #noyourplace 
according to USERNAME sneezes smell and taste like a cross between oranges and carrots . #weird #dinnertalkUSERNAME USERNAME 
how could someone have sex with two best friends ? #wtf 
#in10thgrade my brothers both snitched on me for getting them high #wtf 
kind of miss being in school 😳 #loser #weird #shitnoonesays 
the 1st thing a old person says when u talk i told him i sold weed #wtf 
just saw the new USERNAME xx11 grouppo in person . #wow #radness 200g lighter than xx URL URL 
seeing thirteen deer tonight and there all doe #wtf #wheresthebuckat USERNAME 
#in6thgrade i was afraid of the harry potter movies ... 😳 😯 #hardass 
i used to have a good personality .. that changed recently . #wtf 
the tweets your saying now , are the things i told you days ago #omg 
USERNAME you . didnt go to school today :o ? ? 
USERNAME ooh girll , don't be puttinn' my ass out thurr 😵 
#booty and #weird same sentence on the news - wonder when the pres gf is coming tiger fwd #makemyday 
holy hell ! ! :o thats a squishy carpet :o 
USERNAME i heard you guys get in at 8 :o ? 
accidentally went to work without makeup on . #weird at least i don't normally wear a ton 
how you standing up for yourself being naked umm that's just not appropriate courtney 😯 
ms clair is seriously holding me back from distinguished honors for one point #wtf 
USERNAME yeah that's a great idea ! damn you're smart dude :p me , you & jose should play blackops2 together see whose beast ! ill own yah :o 
moms new salon is absolutely gorgeous . 😳 #fancy #wow #topnotch #makesmewanttodohair 
when your power randomly goes off ! gotta love richmond . #wtf #ineedlight ! 
it's unreal that i just waited a half hour for a shuttle to west woods .. when it's less than a 5 min drive USERNAME #wtf 
#wow , #speechless ! #beautiful #sunrise for #my #birthday #november13 #scorpio #smile #happy #bless @ target URL 
this 1,000 word english paper just may be the death of me 😵 📝📄 #boring #dead 
a cool , minty experience . 😯 @ victoria gardens mall URL 
some girls in illing suck dick o.o thats their buisness though .. 
USERNAME lol but it's soo soft :o and squishy :o it's like walking on a cloud ! <3 3 :o 
USERNAME lmao i seen the video after you fuckin deebo'd her age hoped up and held her face like :o 
USERNAME i don't know it's just becoming so easy . took me a while to actually get started though 😮 😐 
how much can a twitter tweet if a twitter couldn't tweet ? o.o 
, lls ; everybody was like i looked like a stud with my hat on o.o 
ughh . cramping like shit right now 😷 😲 can't wait for this week to be over . going to be hell . 
wonder why my tweets say they were posted near indiana ? #weird #iminky #subtweet 
4 fucking am is what time i have to be at work on black friday .... #wtf is wrong with people ? ! sleep ... the deals aren't that great .... 
hate when cops sit behind you and run your plates ! #racialprofile #illegal #wtf #fo 
somebody named daddy long dick just followed me on instagram o_o 
the rain is not an excuse for you to drive like a fucking handicap . #wtf 
to all of my followers who follow me on instagram , please , no toilet picture . i don't wanna see that ! 😖 🙈 😵 
get home , 🏠 eat . 🍇 sit down , 💺 eat . 🍟 stand up ,🚶 eat . 🍔 pass out , 😲 eat .🍕 wake up , 😳 eat . 🍩 
vision been weird for like a week now .... hope i don't need specs :o 
USERNAME i heard you said yes .... sok why no ? o.o lol 
imagine i'm the only one who goes to softball conditioning ! :o lol fuhh . 
the sec has 6 teams in the top ten of the rankings .... #wow 
#illneverunderstand how i can't see the sky dimming as it get darker .... #weird #iknow 
😬 😲 😲 😲 😲 .. what da fuck ? 
i didn't know r . kelly said that in this song .... o.o 
hopefully i get my sweet new spy watch in the mail tomorrow :o 
to all of my followers who post on instagram , please , no toilet pictures ! i don't wanna see that ! 😖 🙈 😵 
and it made history lmao lols ...... spins lmao lols ......... whirl lmao lols ............... o_o lmao lols ....... its morning lols .... rt it us 
my mom just told me to go find a husband that im old enough to marry . #wtf 
it's 70 degrees in my house right now 😳 😳 #wtf #noheater #turnthatbitchup 
i was standin in the hall talkin to my friend and suddenly i feel my hoodie rise up , i turn around and ms . butler was liftin it up o.o 
well that was fucked up . wasn't the plan at all . #wow 
USERNAME what is it really with mitch mcconnell . why so personal w/ #obama ? i just shake my head #random 
USERNAME i've been watching it since 2 :3 0 ... 😯 
USERNAME r u trying out for dancing with stars ? #ignorance on #mnf #wow 
i dont even feel good i feel sick o_o t 
haha ive changed for the best not for you , but because of you #gtfo #crazy #youmakemelaugh #changed #watchout 
my dad said he would get me black ops 2 for xbox o.o 
i saw like 3 kids with onesies on . o.o they were like old kids . lmao . 
USERNAME bullshit ! if someone is stupid enough to call you that then they are snorting curry powder o.o 
whew ! home :d bought some awesome things at the a&p today :3 the bronxville one has interesting things o.o 
if people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done 😯 🎩 😝 @ .. in my own world 🌍 URL 
i hate when people say come outside when they in the whip then when i get outside they not even there o.o 
i want a barcelona jacket or hoodie so bad ! o.o 
bottle of ciroc next to me i'm about to get stupid drunk 😵 
holy shit ! i wasn't aware it was family night in brody caf . #wtf #waytoomanypeople 
not quite understanding why you don't wanna talk to me ... #wtf #awkward 
i got flipped off by some bitch infront of market basket :o 
i hate colored baby sonograms they freak me the fuck out #weird 
USERNAME wow that's soo cray to me ... yall have been there at least since i was there in 3rd grade o_o 
lmao . well fuck me raw . 😵 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
the shit you see on bus ! #et #phonehome #weird #swerve @ texas state bobcat tram URL 
USERNAME i'm going to kill you and take your black ops 😵 🔫 
USERNAME wait till you meet me ... wait till you meet my mom . o.o 
i think i need to go for a drive or something , these dogs keep farting &i think i'm gonna die . 🐶💩💢💨🙊😷 😖 😵 💀 
second time today i've saw this girl who looks just like paula off jersey shore . #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i use them :o ) the doctor prescribed them to relax my muscles and feed them nutrients my body lacks . 
my mood just went from happy to pissed in a matter of a minute #wow 
helping mia , with her math homework :o # ohlord . 
so angel broke up with USERNAME & is back with USERNAME :o 
, lls do i love my gf ? what gf ? o.o 
i came home to a dm from a girl asking if i wanted to fuck d; first of all no i dont want to fuck ! and 2nd im into guys o.o 
👄 are swollen as a result of practicing 😵 🎧🎼🎶 
apparently according to a couple people i'm having students teacher relations also ... don't believe everything u hear people #wow #reallystop 
lecture made no sense . he puts it in a chart and i understand in half a second . #wtf #visuallearner 
some girl was walking around the streets alone with an ipad o.o 
when you get home too late and your younger siblings have already eaten all the good snack foods <<<< #wtf 
USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
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USERNAME i tweeted you something else in response to another one of your tweets ! haha we were just tweeting each other at the same time #weird 
USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
USERNAME USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
USERNAME eehh ! ! ! ! ! mind = blown ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o <3 
USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
USERNAME hi :o ) we pray for the nations tomorrow at 5ampst with the tag #europaafricaus hope to pray with you ! 
i feels like it's 10 at night .. not 6 #wtf 
o_o rt USERNAME in other news on facebook ... URL 
i think it was national bring your 5yr old to chick-fil-a day at the arbo ... #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME can you imagine the power of a handshake and high five , one an artwork the other a computer program ! ? ! #wow 
USERNAME ... everyone i meet on twitter is 19 :o i am only 17~ ~__~ 
would USERNAME story = be ok if men's mag ran it about wife demise ? #wtf URL 
ups drivers are so stupid i swear i put signature there like how u going to come and not bother to look #wow 
USERNAME lol is everyone talking about that video x) from prosser all the way to yakima i've heard about her :o 
i just asked what today's date is .... that's kinda sad since its my birthday 😮 😯 😶 
this homeless dude is staring at us at our dinner table and he's rocking back and forth .... #wtf #laprobs 
the shit you see on the bus ! #et #phonehome #weird #swerve @ texas state bobcat tram URL 
went from hating coffee to slightly enjoying it to a near daily coffee run with USERNAME in ~2 weeks :-o 
i didn't know i had to be cool to talk to you :o 
USERNAME USERNAME lmfao interesting .... since when is america a city ? o_o 
just exempted one final . 3 days of college classes left #weird 
#love this color very #omg #lovebasketball #mikeygatal #fashionable #highcutshoes #b @ la fayette park place URL 
when i want to do something in between classes , class ends late but when i dont have nothing to do class ends early -.- #wtf 
no i wouldnt allow that lmao lols ....... so the storyed played lols ....... to this watch of the lols ...... o_o lmao lols ..... wow o_o .. ! ! ! ! 
it's so crazy how much less i hear from nikko now that black ops is out 😳 😵 
my grandma says i got taller , skinny and pretty . was i short , chubby and ugly before ? ! ? :o 
how could a 15 yr old shoot and kill a man #wtf #smh 
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USERNAME ohh aight . yeah thats what i said o_o 
they always start by talking to me in english , even tho they can't speak it , so then once i respond in spanish , they're like ..... :o 
can't believe USERNAME lost my bag ! ! over a grand worth of my stuff is gone . #annoyed #wtf 
-she has got to be soon on something ! . o.o 
getting of work at 7 ? ! ? is this real life 😳 😵 👍 ☺ ☺ #hellyeah 
i'm bout to be that girl who wears uggs and shorts because i'm too lazy to put on pants to walk to the market 😮 
i'm about to be that girl who wears uggs and shorts because i'm too lazy to put on pants to walk to the market 😮 
USERNAME someone thirsty for audience ? ? lol you know i count for 20,000 broo ! o.o 
can't wait to open at midnight on black friday ... #wtf #fml #notvalueadded 
a rat just ran under my legs . #omg #disgusting 
how do i work this thing ? ! #confused #twitter #wtf 
the new revolution isn't on demand ! ! ! ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME hahahahah :o ) i guess he should of thought before tweeting somethin dumb ! ! ! ! ! 
smhh the things you guys say ! my jesus :o 
USERNAME alone ? :o your gonna her rapped cx jk :p 
don't feel bad . i never text/chat anyone first . 😯 
USERNAME ok yeah i thought so ... somebody was tellin me that a lot of clubs are 21 & up on weekends . i was like 0.o lol 
i cannot feel my toes ... if i even have them anymore 😵 
amazed at the video i just watched on youtube ! look up 8 year old samantha gordon ! she's a beast at football ! #impressive #wow 
maybe i'll try to make some nachos when i get home ... if we got the stuffs to . o.o 
USERNAME what if its a metal stick ? .... 0_o 
- your so obnoxious . stfu ? #annoying #whocares 😲 
USERNAME :o ! i have never hahah jk ight then 
USERNAME no , :o both of y'all are evil . :( 
a blind person with no arms could paint there nails bettee than me . o_o 
USERNAME can't . stop . listening . to . album . haha , you guys did such a great job with it i forgot i had a math test to study for ! :o 
you full of shyt and i here to tell u #wtf wring wit these bitches 
we will get married before i die USERNAME o.o jaja you just need to said i do ! ! :d or you ask me ♥ 
when #oomf pulled out a #handbox out of her bag :o 
why are states trying to withdraw from the union ? ! and oklahoma is one of them ..... #crazy #overreaction 
it's pitch black and i'm going to practice . #weird 
when u get chills when u play a video game >> o.o #blackops 
USERNAME i think theres been a mistake .. did you say steak ? ! ! ? ? ? ? ? :o 
weird little gang out at the edge of the river 😜 #spiders #ladybug #weird #bug 🐞 #gorgeous # @ columbia river URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME a bad dream , hire rob ryan as hc . he then hires rex as dc ! #wtf 
i enjoyed that lols ........... swirl lmao lols .... and old lmao lols ...... o_o lmao lols .................... lols ............. a u lmao lols .. 
gonna dye my hair in a few minutes for the very first time :o #hairdye #stoked #firsttimer 
USERNAME yes . :( but idk what to tell her . she scares me . :o lol 
a chick ran over her husband because he forgot to vote and obama won .. #wtf #smh 
USERNAME best day ever . #omg #basedgod #rare #swag #trilla #mob #m4l 
it makes me miserable to know i can't get cuffed by who i want but this nigga who ain't attractive can #wtf 
there is no way in hell i could practice today o.o 
i've been out of my twitter game lately . :o 
my life could have went in so many directions , and somehow , someway , i end up in youngstown o_o 
people are asking to get t-boned and rear ended tonight . #wtf 
omg there's a street bike in the parking lot . #crazy #itsfreezing 
USERNAME lol are you in polisci right now ? :o 
damn those el sereno hills . 350 acres ! :o 
USERNAME and i have been know to sit on beds ... 😮 
whenever i spray to much perfume it smells like alcohol ... i think of vladdy & want to die 😲 😷 
lol christian said he wants to take me trival battles in chicago with the mexicans i was seeing them in youtube people in those are fione :o 
damn you look really good with facial hair #noshavenovember #wow #usuallyhateit 
morgan spurlock to direct the USERNAME 3d movie ? URL #random #supersizedboyband ? #onedirection 
just walked in on my dad completely naked . #wow 
damn home alone till like 11 :o .. okay . 
did i really just download gangnam style . mp3 ? #wow #newlow these are dark times .. 
USERNAME and now she can follow my location ! 😮 
i dont even remember coming home from the dentist . #crazy #goingundersucks 
USERNAME USERNAME mono what dan had last year #itsucks #dontgetit #evaa 😳 😁 😔 😣 😩😫 😭 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 😵 👎👎 
USERNAME there isn't , really . it's really .... odd . ( o_o ) 
“USERNAME no shave november <3 ❤ URL uhm no 😵 dead hahaha 
whaat ? ? ? ? ? 😳 😱 😮 😯 😶 😵 😲 
its weird to think the 'feeling' i use to get from seeing you is gone .. #wow 
, matter fact how did he get the hoodie ? o.o old crazy ass , imma have to ask his ass in class tomorrow >.< 
why do i have the fan on in my room ? o.o 
i think my neighbor grows and is holding out on me #wtf 
USERNAME lol mhm ok , when you see me on a dress down day you gone be like , d a m n :o lmfao 
going through all the sexual stages in class .. 😮 🙊 #awkward 
the last thing i want is to get jamason in trouble #wtf 
no i don't want to share your umbrella random dude but thanks anyway ? #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm so hungry i could eat a baby #wtf #youshouldbeashamed #vegetarian #dirty230 
young boys develop feelings for their mothers and want to kill their dads ? #wtf 
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this hoe said she'll lick my asshole . 0_o tf ? das when she got cut off . 
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love when a girl goes crazy just to wave at your boyfriend #wtf #goaway 😡 
the blue jays are gonna be nasty josh johnson jose reyes mark buehrle bonafacio and buck all from the marlins for prospects and washups #wow 
thanksgiving came quick . my lord time flies .... #omg 
this guy just called me and i thought it was a joke . so glad i didnt hang up . i think he wants to fix my car for free o.o wtf 
your new girlfriend is completely rachet sorry to break it to you :o 
:o yall need to chill .... i did not have sexual relations with that woman(bill clinton voice) lmao 
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really awkward photo booth pictures with my love . #awkward #notquiteright #weird #random #love #not @ movies URL 
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literally just watched a plane go straight upward in the sky #wtf 
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USERNAME how many gifts does a guy get . ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
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#nevertrustabitch that sucks/licks on a blow pop all the way down to the bubble gum ... o.o 
realizing i only have 10 nights left at #smcvt . #wow #graduating 
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canvases #art #canvas #vintage #random @ meat market vintage URL 
USERNAME dude he ripped everybody's papers to shreds ... 😲 🔫 
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USERNAME USERNAME .. i forgot you two hoes know eachother :o 
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USERNAME i already did my part d: and idunno how do i know if you wont take it o.o 
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my mama in cleaning these funky ass chitterlings 😵 😷, and they smell like pure 💩. 
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ud think it was winshum shalem shtate #wtf is that 
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jose reyes trade and josh johnson to toronto . #wtf 
so what was the point of going to the mall o.o ? 
in case anyone was wondering , USERNAME is a real thing #wtf ? 
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whoaa got on twitter to see that this cute ass guy USERNAME followed me ! god damn he cute as hell ! :o 
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this girl just said she wanna have seven kids .... #wtf 
3rd time being home this week and it's only tuesday 😯 
miami marlin fans should be happy about having a new stadium and then a shit year and now u trade everybody u just signed #wtf 
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USERNAME remember to take the money tomorrow , or else he'll never sell to us :o 
watching these spanish shows . . . makes me feel like i wish i spoke spanish so i can understand what they're talking about :o 
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i just noticed i have over 9,000 tweets ! :o lol 
turkeyfoot 7th grade boys just beat r . a . jones 78-7 and we stopped pressing up 20 and played our bottom 5 more than half the game . #wow 
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USERNAME your spanish with a redneck accent .. #wtf ? #gottem 
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this nigga just said i can see your tv o.o 
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jacob latimore is lookin good oh shit .. damn ;) :o 
every andrea calls herself drea ... i used to call myself andie ? o.o 
trying to teach tyler how to use snapchat #omg #hesdumb 
in my thoughts right now . hmm . but i dnt understand why im not upset o_o 
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o_o lols ...... as it is scribing but not of this world lols ................................... but the candles continued to fall in place andd 
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oh: "i am not retarded ! ! you just said that , but i am not retarded . #wow 
omg why would anyone ever get their guiche pierced . i shouldn't have googled that to see if it was real . #wtf 
my uncle should be a lawyer , going crayy proving his point 😯 #ohshit 
would you have sex with someone under legitimate rules . like be fuck buddies with real rules that you have to follow . o.o 
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next person text me asking me if i got black ops 2 gettin shot ! 😵 🔫 😡 
well USERNAME hasn't even touched her homework . yet she cries when she fails .. :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME what do you call a gay hebrew guy ? .... heblew . 😯 😳 
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i find myself sleeping with my hands in my pants sometimes o.o 
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laying in bed .. can't fall asleep ugh .. 😮 
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USERNAME oh my god hahahaha . you shoulda been like 💨 😵 and fell over . 
baby louie just asked me what ear sex is ... i don't even know what ear sex is ? ! ! #freshman #wtf #soweird 
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black ops 2 for awhile . can't sleep at all ! this damn adderall ! 😲 
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my tumblr followers putting somee somee freaky sht up tonight . o.o 
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juliya sits on her bathroom floor & eats ice cream .. 😏 #weird #loveherthough 
USERNAME pweasse i'm already in the bed .... u know what thhaat means hahah 😵 😵 😏 
that awkward moment when you here your brother have sex ._. #grossed out #in room #next door to mine #wtf #help 
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now a cray cray boy from the post is messaging me #wtf 
USERNAME or maybe you were actually high not drunk and you got the munchies so you wanted pizza from jc's and you saw us there :o 
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sitting in the back of my car while andy and jordan are in the front <<< #wtf #bitches 
man tim duncan be looking crazy when he's mad lol this is his look --> o_o 
foreal foreal i only talk to 1 dude & i damn near only want him ♥ o.o 
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me: dustin now u need an eye patch . dustin: does it come with a dog too ? #wtf ? #shitdustinsays #blindinoneeyenow 
all these random people are starting to follow me ... 0_o 
i need to know what it is about you ? :o 
excited yet nervous about performing tomorrow at recital hour ! o_o 
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8 am is going to come fast 😔 😲 🔫 
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i like how easy it is for you to tell me bye . #wow #hurts #cool 
how many of y'all heard of USERNAME and want me to participate ? #rt #random #justdiscovered 
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cheer at 5am ? please just kill me . 😲 🔫 
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i confess everything & all i get is are you joking ? #wow #donewithit 
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USERNAME does that mean i'm not gonna see you tomorrow ? ! :o on my birthday ! ? 
“when you slurping on her clit and her legs start shaking , she start moaning , and her legs wrap tight around your head like a snake" 😯 😏 
i really can't stand the smell of cigarettes .. 😲 🚬 
USERNAME what are u getting ur bf for christmas ? :o lol 
o.o at the person that kaka replied to and omg at her tweet , some are a bit crazy imo 
when i see a guy who has better eyebrows than me o_o 
i wonder what kind of glue they be sniffing :o lol 
for christmas i want a really nice pillow . #random 
tomorrow is going to be the longest day ever ......... 😵 🔨 
watching some weird irish show about a hugee killer bird . #syfy #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME and he will cheat on your ass and then have the audacity to loose a game . #wtf is that ? ! ? boo ! ! make better choices ! 
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my dad is drunk .. saying that he fought in vietnam ... #omg #whataretard 
been watching too much paranormal activity .. i'm actually scared my cat is possessed and will fly across the room and kill me #wtf #fuckedup 
USERNAME are you talking shit about my phone ? you wanna get a cap busted on you ? o.o hahah jk . 
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*bigturnoff when ppl scratch ther private parts ( 0.o ) 
USERNAME what happened to the original piercing by the way ? o.o 
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my thoughts make me smile when i think of you #random 
USERNAME i dont even understand this whole trend , its retarded honestly . 0_o 
the attack of the tongue ! 😰 😨 😲 😱 
that moment when you're really tired but when you go to lay down you're wide awake .. #wtf 
USERNAME i figured you forgot since you stopped texting me lol :o 
USERNAME wait . . . does that actually work ! ? o.o #seriousquestion 
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the guy that gave me my driving test was so cute . #random #tired 
USERNAME why do i never see you anymore . :o 
"USERNAME conrad's finest USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL i'm late but dam lol :o 
quintin looks like an older version of robert 0_o thats ironic , i guess 
goodnight moon , goodnight lexington , goodnight bbn .. 😲 😲 💤💤 
i always sleep with a big glass of water on the side of my bed #random 
room 138 is gonna need some wd-40 ! stat . #seriously #wtf 
wait who won ? 😱 the spurs ? 😯 😏 
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i cant sleep i wonder if u can ? o.o 
USERNAME soo shanice said she cumin to visit me friday ... 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 
USERNAME think song of the day is rock your body . just saw gayle's roommate in her underwear . 😮 
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since when has my iphone found it necessary to autocorrect yeah i use that all the time ... #wtf 
damn . how many games have the lakers won ? n/one ? o.o 
thanksgiving is next week ? ! ? ! ? ! 😵 😵 😵 
#thingsihate when people don't text me back . #wtf #annoyedaf 
USERNAME USERNAME cuzz iget bored n have to tweet o.o but we should make gingerbread houses ! 
lakers went from >> to << .. what's really going on ? o_o 
USERNAME okaay ill tell her (: omfg im excited but yet scared o.o lol 
not she ask me to play 21 questions #wtf is that 😐 
USERNAME why do i keep forgetting to get my blazer back from you lol , can i have it back tomorrow please :o 
feel like i only been home for 20 min and its already 1 #wtf 
oh gosh ... time for #soa ... idk if i'm ready for this ! ! 0_o 
USERNAME thursday ? :o and no no no it's not no worries :) haha you're too kind ! :) 
omg ! wat if USERNAME dyed his hair hot pink ? ? ? ! :o 
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i think i almost got robbed at gun point in a mcdonalds drive through #seriously #crazyscary #wtf 
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USERNAME USERNAME saw this on my tl and had to jump in . \( o.o )/ 
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i was going to tweet something mean , but then i stopped :-o 
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© just found out i work full time at a part time job o.o 
who tf is calling the house phone at this time o.o 
wtf up by three n lose #wtf #lakers ugh annoying 
allie is taking a poop and talking to me at the same time #weird 
i thought the lakers had a dream team ? o.o *crickets* 
so apparently my new name is big dawg ? haha whaa ? o.o 
i don't know what happened , but it feels like i've been put on the back-burner . #confused #wtf 
USERNAME what are the old kanye mixtapes called ? ! :o 
USERNAME did you cry when you got your nose ring ! ? o.o 
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readn des at prosser tweet alot of dem sound lik da ones i jst made . o.o 
hopefully i get to watch denzale play this friday :o 
i'm literally running off of tops 4 hours of sleep ..... and i still can't fall asleep #wtf 😭 
i'm sleepy now ! guess i'll stop , and catch some 💤💤💤💤 😲 😲 😲 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME my ass hurts from his pounding . now it's my turn . :o URL 
USERNAME very ; he talking about he gonna propose on thanksgiving in front of my family o.o ctfu 
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USERNAME oh , .... okay ! ! lol .... you i was like o_0 ! 
glob , when the person you used to like talks to you /.\ #wtf 
i swear . if i see one more couple having make out seshes in front of my class , i might just kill myself .... literally 😲 💥🔫 
i'm disconnected from #reality , where i can't see things #straight . #delusion #crazy #gay #fantas @ queendom URL 
i get so distracted watching tv someone could probably break in and i wouldn't even know :o 
bol rt USERNAME sweet dreams 😲 USERNAME sweet dreams 😴rt USERNAME goodnight twitter ✌🙏” 
okay its a tuesday night and im stuck babysitting because my moms at the bar .... #wtf 
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i told tyler we can get married , i'll cheat with one of his friends and take all of his money ; he said its cool as long as he can beat o.o 
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USERNAME deveras si fuistes a ablar con el recruiter ? :o 
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USERNAME i have never seen you look so fly . 😍 😂 #omg #imterrible #smh 
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if a girl default picture is of her and other girls , shes usually the ugly one #wtf #didyoujustsaythat #lol 
i wonder what its like getting or giving head while watching cartoons at the same time o_o 
so i smoke weed to free my mind \( o_o )/ 
i hate when i tell my mom something soo fuckin funny & she dont laugh ... o.o 
just has a dream i was being chased by an ostrich . now i'm scared to go back to sleep #wtf 
#dool #days #daysofourlives gabi is #prego who's the #daddy ? ! ? will #gay or nick #crazy 
if a girls default picture is of her and other girls , shes usually the ugly one #wtf #lol 
his :if you were a potato , you'd be a good potato;) #wtf 
just watched the homie tank lift 594lbs & leg press 900lbs ... ! 0_o 
USERNAME say walahi u got light blue lipstick on your pic ... 0_o 
one of my prescriptions makes me so dizzy and my ears ring . it's impossible to sleep like this 😔 😒 😲 
#thatawkwardmoment when you finally realize that one guy you used to date seriously resembles another guy you used to date . #scary #omg 😳 
dude she aint even pretty , it looks like she has cancer o.o 
fuck yes , it's only 12 something and i'm only finished with half of my homework . now for another 3/4 hours 😵 
USERNAME :o i think i know what this is about ! ! ! ! you must elaborate tomorrow . 
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USERNAME ohh shit u actually have hw i thot u was kidding just to leave lmao 😯 😂 
grand_tarantula 😍 😍 😲 😵 @ the slidebar rock-n-roll cafe URL 
its weird seeing people say good morning and there all getting ready for school and knowing i'm getting ready for bed and its night time :o 
i want to be on the emoji creators team . i believe i could create better stuff than 📕📗📘📙📓📔📒 i mean shit how many colors do you need ! ! ! 😲 🔫 
USERNAME :o i’ve never tried ! i’m trying to send it from my phone… does airdrop work with phones ? 
coming back to my room smelling like smoke<<<< #wtf #imgoingtosmell 
USERNAME not when i get put in a physic hospital .. 😲 
USERNAME imy too how are both class w/out me ? :o 
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USERNAME thats what i did the whole summer & now my hair is long asfuck :o 
the awkward moment when yo roommate run in the house only wearing boxers an a t-shirt when it's 30 degrees outside 0_o 
the movie the exorcist is soo scary :o my brother even made me walk him to the room lol :d 
i'm i the only person who bought black ops 2 and hasn't played it :o #ithinkyes 
apparently my roommate wants to be a walrus or a manatee . #wtf #why 
#girlsbelike ima lock my tweets so ppl can't rt my funny shit o_o 
one more time through these notecards & i'm done . lol jk i need to go through them at least 6 more times 😡 😲 
maybe this is why i rarely get mad , because when i get mad , i get mad 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😲 😲 😲 💪💪 #forreal #frustrated 
thankgod . i don't have psychotic exs #people #crazy #women #nuts 
USERNAME wearing cleats at steak n shake #wow #cuttin #spinning #hurdling URL 
i can hear the pulse from my head on my pillow o.o 
30000 pages of email ? ? ? ? ? ? #omg 
i think his mom's house is straight haunted ! o.o 
joe from teen mom is a rapper now ... lololololololololololol #omg 
he said a thick bitch can't take dick o.o huhh 
remember when tv remotes had sleep buttons ? #wtf #imtryingtosaveenergyherepeople 
why the hell would you change your name to ? #wtf 
lmfao this bitch put his balls in her mouth ( 0.o ) omg . 
fack ! keon sliced my hand w . his gigantic nail ! why the hell is it so sharp ? ! #wtf lol 
USERNAME o.o *eats a pb&j sandwich in front of you* lol 
USERNAME tina and bette have been loyal for seven years . dafuq . alice wanted guys now . dafuq ? ! shane wanted commitment ! ! :o o 
somebody is singing outside my window on the sidewalk #wtf #crazies 
so much sap on my tl ... and it's not even from girls this time #wtf 
USERNAME umm no se :o i ll let you know (: 
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is this really one of your boards on pinterest USERNAME #crazy URL 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm actually a mad god in disguise ? o.o 
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anxiety keeping me up all night as usual . i feel like i'm expecting something . #weird #fml 
USERNAME USERNAME waffles stack in waffles make a mountain inside softness , because he is me and i am him ? o.o 
i'd rather stay in and workout then go out drinking , wow . #thatsafirst #growingup 😮 
USERNAME we miss you too ! she asked about you the other day lol o.o 
stray cat just ran under the construction fence for the business building . i hope it falls in a hole and dies . #sorrynotsorry 😵 
bringing some yedibles to the 206 next weds 😲 🍰💨 😲 prayin that my reaction to it aint as my bad as my first , lol 😒 
... and suddenly i realize i own a lot of purple things .... 0.o 
bringing some yedibles to the 206 next weds 😲 🍰💨 😲 prayin that my reaction to it aint as bad as my first , lol 😒 
just once when i lay down in bed i wish i could fall asleep right away . been laying here for almost 2 hrs #wtf #cantsleep #fml 
i just got two texts from two different numbers o.o 
nsfw o_o rtUSERNAME USERNAME USERNAME my son voted for the first time ever . we were all so very proud . he's still cheezin ." 
my 11:11 wish actually came true the other day ! :o 
USERNAME USERNAME *smiles* no worries your soul will become one with the twilight soon enough ? o.o 
definitely just saw some asian dude dancing in the rec center studio two wearing heals .. #wtf 
USERNAME if this is about the baby in the blender ... i blame link o.o 
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to the window \( o.o \) to the wall (/ o.o )/ 
USERNAME noo their not ! ! ! then you'll sleep away the beautiful day ! :o 
this cough is ridiculous it hurts when i cough legit my throats burning #wtf 
okay i have half a drink left and a good 8 beers downstairs . #gunnabeag . o.o . dnight 
no lie it seems like every boy i went out with back in the day is dead o_o . 
😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 shut the fuck up ! 
been asleep not even 2 hours . and just woke up and started getting ready for the day .... not realizing its 10 til 2 #wtf #imanidiot 
USERNAME i'm leaving iphone for the first time since it came out . :o 
USERNAME you know what and then the wine would ferment , the longer we had the jug filled #omg 
#confessionhour i used to be really scared of the dark 0.o 
USERNAME really ? what grade do you have ? :o 
USERNAME how was it ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! :o 
why is USERNAME still awake ? don't you have class tomorrow ? 😮 
in a deep sleep .. then waking up because you feel someone looking at you .. <<< #weird 
✋pause .... that lie i just saw on my tl ... tf ? ! ? 😦 😲 😑 
USERNAME or what if its wendy's lying to us and that's where they hide all the spicy nuggets to keep for themselves o_o 
just because my phone unlock doesn't mean go thru it #random 
USERNAME wat do i do if i get a decimal :o 
did my sister really just call me at 2am to ? ! #wtf #yougottabekidding #gotosleep 
cuddling with my cat literally puts me to asleep right away . good night world back to reality tomorrow 😯 👎 
is 1 am really that late ? come on now . twitter is usually live right now and now i feel like i'm the only one tweeting . #wtf #boringg 
i've been doing hw for over twelve hours . 😵 
USERNAME okay boo :d do you have a mic ? :o 
i can't believe its 2a . m and my ass is not asleep yet #wtf 
USERNAME no you don't ! but idk o_o i need to find a time too tho 
and since they changed the email twitter so far says there is nothing they can do . she just has to create a new account . #wtf _twitter ? 
i plan to use an icecube when i kiss all over #oomf tomorrow :o #burr 
USERNAME i need get that as my ringtone ! ! no lie when are putting music to my phone ? ? ? ? ? :o tomorrow 
USERNAME okay then i'll hit you up , but don't you have practice ? ? :o 
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انا اذا مليت ادش اليوتيوب واقرا الكومنتات مالت اي فيديو واتحدى نفسي انه لازم في سعوديين متهاوشين على الهلال والنصر،الفيديو علمي عن القمر o_o 
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اذا خذيت الجنسيه الامريكيه يسموني طرثوث ولا في اسم احلى ؟ o_o 
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مسكوا استاد جابر وطلع غير صالح للاستخدام الحين بيمسكون جسر الله يستر من هالعايله الي يايبين الديره اكتاف o_o 
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idk why but i'm not sleepy knowing i should be sleeping by now o.0 
5 :o o in da morning , sun rising while she moaning . 
thanks , autocorrect , for pasting a word so weird that i've never even heard of it . now i know what petroglyph means . #random #lifeofjesse 
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it's official i've been up for 22 hours #wtf #cantsleep 
guys really do think of sex all the time .. did you know a mans penis has a mind of its own ? ! :o #morningwood 
chalo aik ka kaha maan ker apna sanam pehchaan ker .. kisi asay rung main rung jayen sab se juda nazar aayen ... #random 
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work is probably the death of me . 😵 #sick 
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USERNAME i just had a dream about a raccoon biting me and i got rabies .. #omg 
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sick again ! definitely not staying long for school , but still i have to be there at 7:45 #greatt #wtf 
i had this dream to become the biggest boxer in youngstown but the doctor fucked that for me can't box anymore my eyes are getting bad #wtf 
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i hate when people fuckim wake me up earlier than they suppose to o.o nce you wake me up i cant get to sleep . dumb fuck ! ! ! ! 
woke up in kansas city o.o hmm lol goodmorning (: 
that was the weirdest dream .... 0_o telling nobody .. 
jgh from school . :o card day tomorrow . :( 
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what us it with this administration and sex scandals ? #crazy #freeforall #obama 
woh kya gayee .. ke phir tau mustaqil khizaa'n ka mausam tha ... #random 
i post a picture at 1 in the morning . logically they all wake up at 6 to like it o_0 thats pretty umm .... yea . 
just learned corn flakes are actually made from corn . #weird 
walking out of the library at 6 :3 0 #wtf 
it is so weird that only my right side of my throat hurts & my other one feels fine ! ! o.o 
i got two hours of sleep ...... 😴😴😴😴😴 😵 😵 😵 😲 😲 😲 😲 
it could be like we never knew each other at all #chiodis #hardcore #mylife #random 
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just saw a grown woman walking down the street with a pacifier in her mouth #wow #cambridgeisweird 
- a relationship sinks when too any passengers are on board o.o 
waking up early to take craig to work , then he decides to drive ? ! shoot me ! 😲 🔫 
since when was daily campus 24 hour parking #wtf #lasttoknow #toogoodtobetrue 
eww this hoe just threw up on the bus 😯 
wait .... how do you have the iphone5 and wear uspa ? o.o 
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it's 5 fucking o'clock & i'm still awake ! :o omfg ! 
i feel like i got hit by a truck doe #omg #headaches 
i'm not quite sure why i chose to wake up at 6a to do my laundry , but it's surprising one of the best ideas i've had in a long time #crazy 
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why is grease playing in my head ? ? #random 
💤i so don't wanna b awake right now 💤 😲 
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woke up this early for nothing 0.o .... now i can't go back to sleep .... 
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21 degrees out ? i don't even wanna walk outside ! o.o 
i seriously got ready in like 25 minutes today #crazy #neverhappened 
#g _ o_o _d_m_o_r_n_i_n_g #happyhumpday time to make the donuts .  (@ detroit diesel corporation) URL 
brand new mini cooper and a 2012 ford truck sitting outside a mobile home #gypsies #wtf 
you know your sick and don't feel good but you don't wanna stay home bc your moms been a complete bitch to you lately . #wtf 
there's something buzzing in my house . #wtf #goaway #itstooearly 
mm ... survivors . tastes like chicken . @ i . o.o . f cemetery URL 
my mom starts flipping out at me because she doesn't have money to give me so i make my own lunch then she hands me $2 #wtf #annoyed #done 
if these weird dreams don't cease i'm going to have to stop sleeping ! 😴 😲 💤👀 
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asked my moms neighbor why they were decorating for christmas so early .. they said its going to take a month to finish .. #wtf 
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USERNAME do i know you o_0 ? i don't talk to strangers ! 
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the fact that my dog ruins my north face . #wtf 
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this buss is madd packed this morning ..... 😯 whyy ? ? 
give my one food reagan why starbucks is not open right now ... #needmycoffee #wtf 😡 
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when you and your friend discover that you both sprained a joint in some way a weak apart from each other . #weird #thatsfunny 
woke up before my alarm and i feel nauseous #wtf 
this bus stop is full of annoying ass kids . #wtf 
#its wednesday and i feel like it is monday 0_o #storyofmylife 
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day one of giving up coffee and here i have a med ice o_o woops 
no matter what time i leave my house i'm always stuck in traffic . #wtf 
#in6thgrade tyus told me he takes guinea pigs in his backyard and shoots them and then barries them in his pet cemetery #wtf 
i'm freezing up stairs and bout to burn up down stairs . #wtf 
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woke up late ! sorry coach boz ! :o lol 
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last yr , my stats prof was asian , but he spoke with a french accent o_o 
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weird dream o.o some two girls cursed me and had teletubie dolls all over my car ahah it was freaky 
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thought my life was over when i saw a cockroach in our floor's bathroom . turns out it's actually over now with a cockroach in my room . 😷 😲 
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don't exactly remember my dream but i know i was frantically looking for a lawyer . #wtf #badassinmydreams 
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soo sleepy . i just wanna go back to bed 😲 
oh yes , please put up pics on social media of the water bottles krop gave , i have never seen one :o 
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USERNAME and you guys can use phones in class :o 
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texas is tryna become its own independent union since president obama got re elected they have over 50,000 signatures #wow 
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hostess donettes are the shit on the run ... #random 
the first number they call is c400. the second is g800. i'm b201. #badluckzaq #wtf 
new girl in first period is a weirdo o.o .... 
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#black #blue #white #minidress #patterns #circles #diamonds #crazy #workflow #allsmiles #t @ morgan & morgan URL 
actually surprised at how much i knew on that exam #wow 
wow , just saw a police officer get a phone call from a student needing his help & just sit at the table for ten minutes before leaving #wtf 
some of these tweets are so me #weird #sorry #retweetingallofthem 
living behind a mexican elementary school 😵 🔫 silencio por favor 
wait , next week is only a 3 day week ? ! 😮 👍 
today will be great if my plan plays out perfectly . still pretty good if it doesn't :o 
had a dream i was chillin wit rihanna n went to vegas wit fat joe #random 
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can't believe i'm getting a 70 in religion . :o 
USERNAME awh :( what happened to all the other boys ? :o 
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there’s a 20 car line to get into the parking garage . o_o 
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just woke up from a dream featuring a bunch of people i do not know . #weird 
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this white girl walking in front of me has a fatty ! :o 
jesse's answer to the survey ... #wow #lol USERNAME URL 
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jedna dziewczyna powiedziala mi dzisiaj , ze wygladam jak dziewczyna z 'tumblra' :o 
the grinch and a nap before my boyfriend comes over :o ) 
no no es no es de dios lmfao con los de triball hora si el mundo se esta acabando o.0 #latingrammy #santamadrededios 
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USERNAME i thought you were in the shower ? why is there a girl in your shower ? >.> :o 
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USERNAME :c i lost mitchells poster;o what size is it ? :o 
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USERNAME yeahh . i heard you wore a short skirt :o 
the best feeling ever is taking my contacts out . i just hate being blind 😲 
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me and kelly told emily to buy us candy and emily said what do i look like mitt romney ? #loling #wtf #doesntmakesense 
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when i get home it will take about 5 mins then i'll be dead 😲 
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these blue people on #latingrammys looking bout' creepy af' o.o 
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how oomf sister brought a whole box of condoms like last week &' now she only got like 2 left ! :o 
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red heads love the color green , just like leprechauns . #weird 
all the music now a days are about men falling in love with strippers o_o 
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whos and why does everybody keep on talking about them or him .. ? ? o.o 
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as i was writing a smart ass tweet about him , he texts me ! lmao #weird 
a black guy with colored eyes asked for my number today :o 
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am i the only soccer player who didn't get a kiss today . ? :o 
my mother just told me that because i have lace tights on and a nose ring , i look like a slut . #wow #thanksmom #judgementalmuch 
bands won't make me dance .. unless i'm drunk .. maybe .. o_o 
i paid for angry birds star wars and i can't do the rest of the levels ? ! #wtf #angrybirdsstarwars 
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i was given the proposition that if i get a 4.0 this semester , i get whatever i want o.o edc first comes to mind . 
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just a second ago i became really anxious about something .. and now i have no idea what it was ... just that i was anxious #weird 
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my reg sci group just spent 7 mins discussing whether to say at the beginning of our presentation #wtf 
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i feel like these girls are about to go in at school tomorrow . 😮 
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will be spending thanksgiving in iowa the whole time #weird 
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so , i just got a twitter notification & i wish i never met you started playing ... o_o how'd that come about ? ? 
- i went too sleep watchin basketball && woke up 2 hockey 0_o ? ?// uhmm .... 
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totally figured out tonight that bill nye is not dead . #weird i thought he was for so long . 
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USERNAME likes kesha and wants to see the twilight o_0 who is this chick lol 
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USERNAME you was there 0.o she told me it was for old people lmao 
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this lady has some dancing issues ._. t'f she doing o.o 
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i think i did okay at auditions (: find out the scores tomorrow o.o 
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USERNAME do you even follow me ? just curious . o_o 
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then he said i gotta help her lose weight o_o 
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de cali para el mundo el ballet nacional de salsa de colombia ! #wow #latingrammy 
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skype and zombies ? ! nahh .. i cant multi task like that , someone would be ignored the whole time . o_o 
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what oomf told me today , about oomf o.o -_- ;o craazzyy . 
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regan's last tweet though ... #wtf USERNAME iphone army ? what 
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after i tweeted that , he texted back . o_o 
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updated my laptop to windows 8 pro . #confused #wtf 
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went off on my ex to the fullest on facebook . 😯 
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USERNAME oops i deleted my tweet o.o and ya ya i'll just watch it tomorrow 
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everyone that was shorter than me last year , is now taller than me by at least 5 inches . #wow #didntgrow #allisonprobs 
overheard at the gym 2nite , a guy to his friend . #wtf 
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ppl crazy these days dont wanna be friends cause they aint friends #crazy 
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hate when you're having an important conversation and your phone does #ruined #weird 
let's just hashtag #random words in my #tweet . fucking twitter noobs . 
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i think i hear someone fucking ? ( 0.o ) 
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bachelorette party tomorrow :o let's see where this ends up this weekend haha 
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letting the shower steam up before getting in 😵 💭 
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the weeknd will get you raped and me pregnant o_o so no you cant hear this 
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the kids in my french class sit there and talk about porn o.o 
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i shut the light off in the bathroom and the towel sensor went of #weird 
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lady next to me is working out with a winter coat on . #omg 
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i checked into gate d78 on 4square and it showed one other person here and he's sitting right behind me i recognized his profile pic #weird 
doing better in pre-med classes than polisci classes . #wtf #maybeitstimetoswitchmymajor . p . s . shabazz just walked by #unsuspendyourself 
USERNAME ehs , are you with mark ? .. o_o 
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USERNAME i've seen the battle scene that someone recorded but i got depressed watching it 0_o it was like soo reeal ... 
i need to clean it's place but i'm too sacred ... what if it bites me :o 
coming home to a 3 foot long iguana resting on my dads stomach while he's watching tv #wtf 
i'm glad that i have no idea who the hell you are but you feel it's appropriate to start petting me on the head #wtf #awkward #subtweet 
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niia said she want me to go to the club with her this weekend o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME ugh yes all 4 ! ! ! they hurt so bad already . im scared😷 😞 😲 
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now i'm wonderin what if he said he was sorry o_o 
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saw #nuns at a gas station ! ! #random #nun #weird #firsttime 
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go to clean a house and someone throws my shoes away . bye bye toms . 👟 😵 😥 
this kids mom is soo hot id be a step father ... #omg 
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this bitch on dr . phil lied about her parents abusing her #wtf 
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both my couch and some boots i have ordered online are lost in the mail ! two places , independent of each other , have lost my stuff . #wtf 
this lady just told her kid that she was gonna break her neck if she didn't stop crying , um .. who says something like that ? #wtf 
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so in arizona it's legal to ride in the bed of trucks .. 🚘 #wtf 
some chinese wanted to become more like americans and ended up obese .. #wow #americanssetshittyexamples 
#when 20% of your class leaves at the end of the semester #wtf 
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when fine azz men gay ... your facial expression -> o_o 
found cabinets empty & all the clothe piled up on the tv stand . dis is how my #daughter #reorganizes #omg 2 tired 4 dis URL 
i can read over the same post or tweet 10 times and still want see my grammar fuck up until after i've posted it . #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME suddenly i'm craving a whole f'n box of twinkies ! 😯 👅 
i think #oomf thinks i was talking about him on my other tweets .. o.o 
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i think my hair is about to turn out really red :o i'm scared 
dear USERNAME #sf for fuck's sake please consider skipping USERNAME love stations #wtf i go to climb my balls not fall in love 
o_o #blankstare @ this israel and gaza war .. this is bad #cnn 
it is 4 :o 3… where tf is kennedi ! 
i have a lot of hw for my winter break d:< #wtf man ! 
hostess is going out of business . how da fuck am i gonna eat my fried twinkies noww ? ! 😡 😲 😭 
the video of the fight i saw on facebook was crazy :o .. lol damnn that girl got stomped on and dragged down the stairs . 
love the spot my cat just laid on its warm and im cold #itwasmyblanket #omg #iloveyou #kitty 
i couldn't even think of a smart ass caption to go along with these lol .... they just them killas 😲 🔫 @ work URL 
i'm so bored that i'm considering going into work early . #wtf #loser #nofriends 
been hella self conscious these past couple days . #weird 
u can cook ? wow ! ! ! rt USERNAME i took some chicken legs out but i don't know what i want to cook with them o_o 
i haven't had sugar today and i'm hyper af ! 😳 😜 😝 😯 💂👮👹🙀 😸 👵 
all black squirrels ! ! ! :d #crazy ! ! i've never seen one of those before haha ! ! :p i feel like a little kid in a candy store right now ! ! :d 
can someone please kill me now ... learned my lesson , never sitting with two boys who are playing nba2k i can't like i can't do this ! #omg 
what's that ? he slapped you with his dick ? :o ooh . 
i guess that's what's hot on the streets . gomez and her friends are counting change #weird @ concrete jungle URL 
why does everybody want to hangout with me today ? o_o i mean gawd , i'm really not that cool to chill with 
USERNAME hoy si llegas a #maratontelehit verdad ? ? o.o 
my mom calls me the breakfast whore ha #wtf #itsjustsogood #yummy 
what's that ? she put your balls in her mouth ? :o she showin out . 
back home but off to shipp for a round 2 tonight . #toogood #epic #crazy #bacardi #ondeck 
USERNAME the playlist USERNAME made is dope as fack you should get it but its funny cus i made almost the exact same mix ha #crazy 
got off at 8 and have not been to sleep yet .. 😲 🔫 
words can't even begin to describe how happy i am to be home for the next 10 days :o ) 
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c . o.o interview for nolasounds . business mode: on 
USERNAME fuuck , that looks bomb . i just came :o lmao 😜 
USERNAME yellow apples ? lol :o idk which those ones are either haha . it was weird 0.o kinda scary lol -.- 
can't say that cause my ex is dating the ex before her #weird 
kent state playing bg tomorrow ? hometown playing my college .. #weird 
a fish is laying in the road in citrus hills . #random #nowaternearby 
the fact it don't even feel like friday << #wtf ? 
USERNAME son . whatt , ? lmao i'm confused . o.o 
this little girl who is probably 8 has a iphone #wow #youdontneedthat 
USERNAME how weird o_o you know , i ha great coverage for a minute after i boarded , then nada . *shaking fist* 
the lack of sleep is catching up to me 😲 😲 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME it's during my 21st :o can't wait ! miss you lady bug 
there's no way my phone battery is gonna last me the rest of my school day 😵 
i love when hospitals randomly tell me i owe them $400 wth is that shit ? seriously going to shoot myself 😵 🔫 URL 
minnetonka's leggings issue has made its way on a london news paper ! #wtf #ridiculous #toofar 
i saw a cigarette in a picture and now i want one . #addicted #wow #yolo 
USERNAME that's the same thing i said .. i'd probably offend somebody with my awkward ass , lookin like o_o at ppl , kmsl 
my wine is going way too easy ... 🍷 😮 
1st period been alil wack but of course thts to early in the morning o_o  
USERNAME haha yah you would have to not like know me at all to not have figured that out o_o 
USERNAME there's that #so /co commercial again ! ! ! #weird 
i wake up everyday feeling the same way .... i'm that muthafuckin nigga lol #random 
its #crazy first len bias then benji wilson two of the greatest talents we never got to see ... #thegooddieyoung prayers go to both families 
but gas is below three dollars ! ! ! ! 😮 
boo to whatever reason my power just went off for ! ! #weird #random 
( 0.o ) i fuck my room up last night . drinking is not for me ! 
hurry up i need a drink , the kids are waiting . #bartenderproblems #schoolbus #wtf @ park lane lounge URL 
USERNAME 😭 😮 i want to be a vampire ! why are we so lame ? 
USERNAME :o i thought we were bestfriends tho ! :( 
USERNAME ahahahaahah ! ! yeah he is don't get me wrong i like him too but um he should've waited this long to make more thoo ! ! o.o 
what am i boutta do since we not goin to the movies no more ? 0.o 
beejay in my 4 :o o @ hubbard-totton building - north carolina central university URL 
pray for me . my weekend starts now . #nannyonduty 😵 @ gull lake URL 
sense its black friday i asked my weed dealer could i get a black friday discount on 5grams ? the nigga gonna tell me no ! ! 0_o 
this chick just asked me if she could outside to smoke o_o 
walked in the house & it smelt like straight weed o.o 
yup this is the sign of the end of the world . 😲 
USERNAME it . was . so . good . :o 
some of the worst weaves i have seen had been in philadelphia . i mean , do you not have a mirror . #wtf 
cruces in about a hour ! i'm already getting thirsty ! 😵 🔫 
USERNAME hahaha o_o ight its going down lets make that fruit salad ! ! :p 
it doesn't make me feel as good donating to those people with the bells outside stores when they won't stop txting to thank you #wtf #really 
people seriously have twinkies for sale on ebay ... #wtf 
USERNAME noo i leave tomorrow morning :o i'm actually going to see if i can bring you back a burrito ... 
USERNAME :o why you little hussie ! *smacks backside with open hand* 
USERNAME | wth is yu smokin girl ? ? ? ? ? ? 😮 
the sub wanted me to escort her 😂 #wtf ? haha 
#wtf there's a fucken make up gun now , do girls really buy this stuff ? ? ? 
i swear it thought he was fucking white ! :o 
USERNAME :o ,, hahaha , in front of ppl no :d 
so many random people talk to me at stores .. #wtf 
g . o.o . d friday , i hope you have a nice weekend 
USERNAME :o o i missed a contest ! ! ! ughugughuhg 
when people don't know you're on the phone and their talking about you <<< #wtf 
billions of people in the world to choose from , but everyone seems to be going for their friends' exes instead #weird 
USERNAME bahahaha it's official my best friends are gonna be the death of me 😲 
omgoodness i jus seen a big booty gurl wit yellow boots on o_o 
USERNAME did mr . siervo say to dress up on monday :o ? 
USERNAME yes i hear that rob ! and meanwhile thousands are looting the bread aisles ... :-o 
:s :c :h :o :o :l you can't find happy faces . 
hair change . minor panic attack #omg #cantbreath 😵 😵 😵 
omg these girls just took took food from some random person on the bus :o #wtf #ithaspoision ! 
an explosion outside of the church ! #crazy @ ethiopian evangelical baptist church URL 
so at&t launched lte in mobile and we still don't have it in huntsville ? ! #wtf 
i would trip the dock out if all those toys came at me like that o.o 
wait wait wait . stop just a moment ! you mean to tell me that this is normal ? ! people really do this 😯 
i would trip the fuck out if toys came at me like that o.o 
when grandma gives me details of 50 shades of grey>>>>>>>> #wow 
a britney spears song is stuck in my head . #wtf 
the awkward moment when you leave your mans room to go to the bathroom and comeback only to find a big hairy pr man in your place 0_o #wtf 
i don't even remember following some of the people on my timeline o.o 
currently being followed by a sketchy black car .... #wtf 
USERNAME just packed your cake but i rolled it around in nuts first #happybirthday #hopeyougetanallergicreaction i'm also decorating it 😮 
i cannot believe my sister and her boyfriend have been together for 4 years today ... #crazy #timeflies 
i cannot believe my sister and her boyfriend have been together for 4 years . #crazy #timeflys 
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i can't believe i went out in public with ashy legs . :o 
i'm wonderin how tf i get on kinsman ? o_o . smh , oh well .. it ain't that far of a walk to 153rd .. i'm good . 
my co-workers are so funny and full of drama , they make my days lol i'm always like 😳 👂 😮 😄 
minerva: aw , jules , i heard your throat hurts . me: nods minerva: who were you kissing ? me: o.o shakes head minerva: lemme find out . me: -_- 
this song would come on at the rec . perfect timing tswift ..... 😯 
USERNAME drug dealing ? :o you crazy prima ! ! but yes i need help lol 
USERNAME USERNAME the beautiful people , the beautiful people ... o_o 
just had work done in the dentist room :o @ angel URL 
my face transitions from >>>(^__^)>>>(-__-)>>>( o.o )>>>( o.o ) as i scroll down my timeline ..... 
USERNAME o.o hi , i don't think we've met . 
thanksgiving time in a new york airport ! #crazy URL 
#crazy #hair #day #my #little #brother @ centereach , ny URL 
judy just casually mentioned that she was gonna go all the way to melbourne to get a type of drug store mascara not sold in batesvegas ? #wtf 
USERNAME lol .. xd yup happens to me all the time .. i just stand there .. like what the hells wrong with you ? .. o.o 
ugh working 6 days this week with only thanksgiving day off #wtf 
food always makes me smile ! 😱 😲 💓 😜 😝 😍 😘 #food #biryani #chicken #kababs #naan #yummy #pakista @ mount vernon , ny URL 
USERNAME no ! i love your hair ! so pretty don't cut it 😯 😯 lol 
i swear if somebody say the wrong thing ... 👊👊👊👊 😵 
just swallowed my gum for the first one in like 3 years o_0 
USERNAME USERNAME oh gosh …now i’m really scared…that’s the exact word she used too .. :-o 
good housekeeping doesn't practice what they preach #wtf #wadafakpotent #kcco @ skid's URL 
USERNAME someone was passing by listening to foster the people ... and my nipps got hard ... #weird #whatmakesmesmile #wildnoutback 
“USERNAME so , look what came in the mail guys ! ! :o URL i hate you now . 
on the plane and just got #word flight is #delayed ! ? ! ? #wtf i'm ready to go ! 
people on dr . phil are fucking crazy ana i thought i was .... #wow 
USERNAME so i have to buy another calculator for this class ? o.o 
this man at starbucks bedazzled his head set . #wow 
USERNAME i spelt my own last name wrong ... #omg 
only 776 pages , no big deal . #aplit #dgs 😮 📖 @ downers grove high south URL 
well i wanted to lose 6 lbs , but i guess i should be gaining 24 lbs ? #wtf URL 
im sittin here wonderin why USERNAME dont never post on her ig then i peeped im followin the wrong one 0_o 
USERNAME oh ! ! ! thats cool ! ! ! ! so uve seen them ? :o 
"USERNAME cuddling with my babe USERNAME (; lmfao URL my forehead o_o 
i asked victoria if she has ever kissed a boy and she said yes but it was in kindergarten and she was delusional .. #wtf 😂 😂 😂 
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USERNAME wtf :o that's weird af , attention seekers tho 
this lifetime movie got me on the edge of my seat 😳 😮 #lmn 
tahquitz game then breaking dawn , i hope so :o 
christina: look thats a big dog ! :o me: *looks behind and sees the littlest pup in the world* 
saw someone with their sprinkler on uhh #wtf only in the boardmoor area 
and jake and are still arguing over this money thing .... #wow 
only day 3 of tonsillectomy recovery ... dying , puking , miserable . only 10 more to go 😭 😖 😷 😵 #cantdothis 
USERNAME wat ? ! :o lol jk you shoulda went with her hoe bag ! 
i can see how these hoes can bring 2 diff guys on maury , but 3, 4, or even 5 ? #omg #youneedjesus 
USERNAME :o my friend did her nail just like that and her hands look like that ! ! :o ... who are you . 
bullshit ... something i said i've always wanted . and have them slip right out my hands .... bullshit #crazy 
this mom is wearing a twilight shirt ! 😂 #omg #stop 
the guy next to me has a sweater like #freddy 0.o 
i feel like i need to work out ... i feel like shit ... and just a total fat ass . #ugh #wtf 
i think about zombies way to much in my everyday life . 😵 
my nephew gone say you got a baby in your stomach ! #wtf 
i never had acne on my face ... but this shit gone stress me out enough to make pimples break out ! ! 😳 😰 😨 😭 😲 😷 
hahahaha cuca ... tuna ... USERNAME you funny ! 👩🐟 😲 
that awkward moment when nearly everyone has seen breaking dawn part 2 and you're just like "5 and a half more hours ! ! ! ! o_0 
aah ! must .. not ... miss season finale of #covertaffairs ! ! ! ! 😲 
390 i'm following 164 following back #wtf kinda math tht is #fb 
lmfao the shit i say when i get a lil liqs in my system ! ! ! ! ! ! im goin thru my text wt like 4 #omfs like o.o 
wasnt sure if i was on the right channel . i figured the umass game would be on a sports channel but they were showing auto racing . #weird 
all state concert in a half an hour . 😯 USERNAME 
USERNAME that awkward moment when nearly everyone has seen breaking dawn part 2 and you're just like o_0 
so apparently ima bout to see twilight and goin to a club .... o_o 
USERNAME you go girl ! just take deep breaths 😮 👍 
never get a break of a 5 or 6 hour shift but i get one for 4 o.o 
atl traffic is too crazy . it has literally taken me 30 min to go half a mile ! 😲 🔫🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚘🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙 
watching police women of cincinnati .. got a real good feeling about how this night is gonna end up #friday #wtf 
i hate it when people dont answer there phones #wtf 
hahahaha cuca ... tuna ... USERNAME you funny ! 👩🐟 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME i'll come over when i'm done with my paper ! ! ! 😆 😵 
feel like its 9:00. ready for bed . 😵 💤 
i hate when people call me o_o df . ? i have a fucking name ! 
no more twinkies . no more ho hos ... what is the world coming to ? ! ! ! 😣 😫 😭 #wtf 
if you're racist against any race , no matter what race you are ! fuck you ! ! ! 😵 😵 😵 🔫🔫🔫🔫 
USERNAME i dmed you ! ! ! ! :o ) 
the way he maneuvering in the streets USERNAME is gonna get assassinated during problem🎤🔫😬 😲 😇 lmao USERNAME #ssctheteam 
the fire by jupiter is pretty bad ! :o on channel 5 ! 
USERNAME well i don't get off til 7 :o . i was gonna see i you wanted to chill ? 
got me some chickens black ones names frisky . #wtf #didido 
who in the world would bring their weed pipe to the dmv ! ? 😯 😑 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME comentarios de um campeã o.o ssuu ... 
my music was on ever since like 3 and i didnt know :o no wonder the battery was going down fast lmaoo 
sorry that i'm not ready to be with anyone yet ? #wtf . 
people who lie and completely ruin your happiness < #wtf #idontknowthereasonstill 
some random guy just spanked me with a strap hanging off his bag . #weird #creeper 😣 
took me an hour to get to bethpage to do laundry #wtf 
how is it a reminder when its my first time hearing about it ? ! ? ! #wtf #growup 
who would have thought i would learn a whole new vocab playing mario kart with a 6 yr old ! #crazy 
lmfao i swear , my sister is crazy aff . :o 
USERNAME enserio ! well , idk can you :o ? 
USERNAME thanks for the follow ! ! ! :o ) 
USERNAME me ! ! ! but #lowkey what was wrong ? o.o dm me ? : ) 
i'm at work with a bunch of old white chicks and they're trying to hit on #killme :o 
i swear more females stare at me than men o.o 
wanting to have a #gogodanceparty and not even knowing what it is .. 0.o 
i take pride that my biggest problem most days is deciding what to wear so please don't text me about your dysfunctional relationship #crazy 
say i wasn't going to do pr o.o ptions for a while .. but gotta get this one in 
this nigga singing gospel music loud ass hell in citi bank ! ! ! ! only on stoney island . lol . o_o . 
i haven't talked to you in like 3 days .. #wtf 
USERNAME thanks to the wonders of google maps , i am happy to report that gurnee is a whopping 60 miles away #wow 
USERNAME i just got soo much air off that jump by the golf course ! ! ! ! ! lol #crazy 
hostess is going out of business ? ? no more twinkies or (more importantly) hohos- ever ? ! ? #wtf 
i find it funny when niggas be like and her face look like rick james 0_o yea . das cute fa u 
watching arthur . the one episode where he punches his sister ! ! 😱 😲 . 
every time i hear i'm like 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😱 😍 where they at . 
dam today i found out my mom is stronger then me :o 
so bettman canceled #nhl negotiations for 2 weeks because the talks got heated ? and this guy is running a professional sports league ? #wtf 
USERNAME yesterday ! ! you said , but i never i was sick o.o haha 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i been over it for a while , but you going through my tweets ? 0.o , it whatever tho . 
they're playing the #twilights on tv , getting me amp'd .... 😬 😮 😯 
does anyone have a favorite ginger bread kit they purchase ? looking to make one w/the kids this year . last yr . we did it from scratch #crazy 
that moment when you realise merle from the walking dead is in black ops 2. o.o 
in moonlite diner and some gothic woman was starring @ me pervertly . i just died a bit o_o 
i'm pretty sure that samsung galaxy commercial was dirty .... 😮 
tf its only 5:23 and its already this dark o.o 
just got told i look like miley cyrus again for the first time in so long #weird 
watching #catfish ... the two sisters are hawwt #omg #holla 
USERNAME im surprised you have your blues yet you still don't know i have no control over the student once you pick up the transfer :o ) 
USERNAME found one in my room once ! ! ! 😮 
going into the doctors for my back and coming out with my blood drawn #wtf URL 
our pf changs waitor just stopped at my table to ask where you were . USERNAME #weird 
USERNAME lmfaoo yu was wronq to touch her tho :o 
shot gunning a few beers and back to work o_0 
just saw some dad brutally spank his little girl #wow 
really wish i wasn't working tonight . 👎 😲 🔫 
damn . people be on some drama shit these days #wtf 
USERNAME have fun at the movie ! ! ! ! :o ) 
hijack remix cover of #nightofthehunter and l'oiseau rebelle URL … … USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :o 
USERNAME fyi juhi is asian :o #surprisesurprise #deadserious she is asian guys .. very asian .. 
wish i could see that fight ! lmfao ! #hilarious #tbt #loveit #really #wow 
so my boyfriend just basically told me he doesn't trust me : / #wtf 
a chemical facility in garland is on fire . :o #breakingnews 
omg i can't wait for chris smooves announcement ! :o if he doesn't pic me imma cry ! i'm serious ! :''( 
that's cause i'm always eatin that cornstarch &bby powder 0_o 
what the fuck do yo mean there not making twinkies anymore what is america . with . out . twinkles #twinkies #wtf 
even my dog bits his own nails ! ! ! #weird 
USERNAME is sounds like you and USERNAME have the samme relationship that me and you do #weird 
USERNAME o.0 what ? . you'recrazy . but yeah i think so , cat williams comes second 
USERNAME hahah omg i love it /: like it gets tiring but in the end you feel great :o 
USERNAME yes i am . and what's even better is i'm in ls right now #weird 
USERNAME you can actually see the floor of our room #weird 
flosstradamus just retweeted me . biiee 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 
USERNAME 😮 i know right ! ! ugh ... my wife did it ! 
everyone && they mutha is out today ! ! #wtf #traffic 
i don't feel too bad now this lady next to me brought food from home too lol & she white o_o 
i liked a picture on facebook on a page & i was the 1k person ! 😯 
i swear i done seen like ten fat ppl walk n this hospital o_o 
work till 10:00 kill me now ? 😩 😵 😲 🔪 
baking for my football player for the last time ever 😮 🎉 
so . twinkles went out of business today . #weird 
why is every picture i open on snapchat a black screen ? #annoying #weird 
“USERNAME the thirst has gone too far URL what the hell did i just read 😂 😂 😵 
going from a laptop to a computer after 5 months is the strangest thing ever o.o #freakingmeout 
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#90sbabyfollowtrain 1)retweet this :) 2)i follow you :p 3)you followback :o 4) were all happy :d -*no follow back i will unfollow you :) :) 
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USERNAME i'm hungry ! ! ! ! ! 😵 😲 
but why'd this boy on my fb put that he loves his leopard thong ? o.o um .. k ? #lmfao 
i wish i had a picture but that would've been like creeping level god :o 
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don't know if i should be sad .. or happy .. #wuurrdd 😏 😮 
USERNAME i feel bad for the next douche to pist you off 😯 
yea i didn't expect me to start catching feelings .... #weird ... thought i was his daughter ... lml 
one of my kids at work thinks his lego guys look like all the judges on the voice #omg #thecutest 
so is it bad that i'm already ready for senior supper ? ? :o 
USERNAME so yu sont want everybody to know that i'm bigdaddy :o 
USERNAME ill love you for a thousand more .. #wow #mindblown #twilight 
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my dad is asking the dogs if they want to watch under dog #wow #hesagem 
whenever my friend is drunk he tells me how much he is in love with me , but when he is sober he says he is 100% gay . #wtf 
yes you heard me i said in or around your mouth #crazy #neighbors 
i heard tickets were $12 for the eastern vs . ballard game #wtf #isthistrue ? 
what the fuck there ganna stop making twinkies ? ! :o #theworldisending 
USERNAME my word ... what is up with those lips ? ? ? o.o *jaw drops* wowzers *blink , blink* 
USERNAME vanilla cause them chocolate ones ain't finna do 😯 ☝ 
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USERNAME wth , really :o omg , it's like babymomma drama w/ finding out who the babydaddy is & stuff . 
USERNAME my phone keeps saying out of service o.o it wont let me text either ;-; 
USERNAME isn't there a way to restore your phone without plugging it in ? maybe try that and then on the comp ? 😯 
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if hostess filed bankruptcy ... does , does that mean ... dare i say it , no more powdered donuts ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😱 😵 
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the fact that right when i tweeted that she update her status saying the same o.o 
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getting off work i realized ... i was the only guy running the front of the restaurant .. o.o how did i not notice that before ? hah 
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USERNAME heyy do u have the adress of the church ? ? ? ? :o 
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the first guy i actually liked is almost gone cause bitches gotta lie ! #wtf 
gonna hang out with jeenn & other people :d & then maaybe hookah :o 
my sister is 9 years old ... and she has an instagram ... #wtf 
this is how much i spend on starbucks every year #wtf 🙀💁🔫 
i started my last two tweets with . #weird #tgif #couch #quinoa 
i swear if i ever get a simple itch , it sets off a chain reaction from hell to the point where i start itching all over my body #wtf 
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sitting in traffic ... woman on the corner just got her purse snatched 😯 
dear USERNAME i want to have your babies . o.o 
why is my groin in pain ! ? #wtf 😖 
crush a bit , little bit , roll it up , take a hit . 😮 💨 
why care o_0 ? ? ? ? same shit just another day 
i understand you're in high school but damn , you change what/who you are every day .. o.o 
high school reunion ... i mean athens this weekend #crazy 
USERNAME bence ulkeyi yoneten ap o.o turdugu yerden herseye o karar veriyor . bizimki de takiliyor saga sola bagiriyor . 
holy shit what happened to dark night fans almost happened to twilight fans 0_o 
why did i straighten my hair for austin's lol #weird 
#footsies #lolcumshot #bestroomiesever #ilovebirthdays #crazy #itsnotchristmas #shakennotstirred #mad #princessprobz USERNAME USERNAME 
ok mom you wanted me to come straight home , because you wanted to eat dinner as a family but you're not even home from work yet 😡 #wtf 
finna find me some to do for the weekend o.o 
that awkward moment when you start shaking uncontrollably for no reason ... #weird #helpme 
i am so sick of the bs with my mom what a bitch ! ! who treats their own kid like total shit and says they hate them #wtf 
USERNAME sadamyte wat u beggin ? ? why u nuh leave me fone alone 0_o 
i wanna pretend like i never saw that ..... but #wtf 
people camped out on howe ave already ! #blackfriday #crazy URL 
i'm actually in love with zach from the real world . #omg #gorgeous 
chuckdamnnorris :o nce had a bachelor party for chuck norris . he ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in itUSERNAME 
im sorry but not cuz i dont like nm but that track wit her and ciara is god awful .. o_o 
USERNAME i dont have yoyr number and you dont have mine 0.o 
i know i am out of hs but s/o to brittany fisher for meowing at alec geil taking a punch to the head then tackling him #onlyatkhs #haha #omg 
im losing followers , & #oomfs are mad at me . ! #wtf 
my dad toke my car , and hasn't left yet . #wtf 
well this is a first 😯 USERNAME 🍔 @ round rock food trailer park URL 
USERNAME :o no . he's a good boy , he'll wait <3 lmao 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm not getting mad . what gave you that idea ? i was joking when i say those things ... o.o 
USERNAME hahahha sabagay :o :p what time ba pasok mo ? 
american music at an african concert ... makes complete sense .... ! #wtf #idiot 
when USERNAME drives she yells at the other cars o_o 
myface o_o catty_grace :) the launch 2012. #thelaunch2012 @ crossroads community cathedral URL 
i use such a girly baby voice when i answer the phone to certain people , and i don't even try . #weird 
and i hear sirens again . why is it that we've had 6 fires within the last 2 weeks ? mhmm #really ? #wow #promblems 
nie wiem skąd ja mam takie tajniackie zdjęcia na telefonie :o URL 
awkward , he was across the street how could he hear o.o 
USERNAME lol you dont mean that do you ? 😯 
i had a wierd dream about #oomf lass nite o.o 
wna teach me how play p o_0 l #hmm always down for somethen new 
thank you for the reassurance that i'm worthless #wow i seriously have never hated life more than i hate it right now . 
USERNAME dayuum homegirl we gonna watch the movie @ 8:40 :o lol 
#omg i just might be getting on the #airplane soon #airport #san @ san francisco international airport (sfo) URL 
and then kentucky football fan calls in to talk trash to vandy/tennessee fans .... my god o_0 USERNAME USERNAME 
we are cute ... what chu talkin about ? o_o 
USERNAME haha yeah scary shit tho :o & no duhh lol we a cool fam , we get all crasy together;p &' haha macklins & espinozas' ! (; 
USERNAME do you know what im talking about ? ? :o 
finally got my phone now i have to wait for it to get activated -.- let the waiting begin :o 
breaking dawn tonight with USERNAME & USERNAME 😘 😘 😜 😄 😲 👍 ❤ 
gross , i just had a nightmare that i was infected with parasites . 😲 
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USERNAME you are right , what was i thinking ? 0_o haha 
USERNAME also family guy creator USERNAME had been scheduled to be on the flight 11 but arrived at the airport late . #crazy ! 
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.___. i don't get paid until next friday . :o lol 
#omg the fucking train just scared the hell out out of me outside my window 
bunch of rednecks doin jager bombs and watchin porn . #wtf #deercamp 
this game is pissin me off -_- no wonder why i stopped playing the othrr cods #wtf 
USERNAME yeep ! why ! ? i never told uu ? ? :o 
twilight #omg #teamedward for life #breakingdawn USERNAME can barely handle the excitement . URL 
the blue smurf 😯 got me feeling ☺ USERNAME USERNAME 
i'm hungry , lonely , tired , sleepy , aggravated , sad , hurting , bored , and clueless 😣 😔 😒 😪 😖 😢 😷👎 😲 
USERNAME ha hahahaha ! omg i had to do that like 2weeks ago cuz some guy followed me all the way home from work ! ! ! 😵 
isnt it double xp weekend ! gonna get on #blackops2 once i get home :o i haven't played enough this week 
USERNAME lol i heard .. what'd you do ? i thought you were a good girl 😯 
this little kid outside my work just called another kid a #wtf 
it's gonna be the first time i'm gonna see tbc live :o 
i need to find an outfit for evelyn's 15 tomorrow :o 
if i had a dollar for everytime i got called a -_____- #wtf 
bit into a potato and it was purple . #wtf #existentialcrisis 
don't bite the tip of my dick bitch ... i'll smack you for that shit . open wide 😯 👎 ... 😮 👍 
my 4 year old just tweeted a youtube link . i'm not sure i even know how to do that ... #wow 😧 
fuucckk mee ..... i seriously thought i was all done with the lit drops 0_o 
soo my lil sister is saying that her heart hurts 0.o &' my mom asks me *with a wtf face* 
filipino time for the wedding ceremony , (early) caucasian time for the reception ... o.o lol URL 
so i ask the waitress for 2 piña coladas . the 2nd one for my mother . the girl thought they where both for me . ( o_o ); 
whenever im cold the scar on my hand turns dark brown :o 
USERNAME oh ahahaha i was like 0.o (did i do it right USERNAME 
diiabloo me clabee el lapiseroo en la boocaa o.o wtf 
USERNAME where is your plan ? i am getting sick and damn tired that you won't do your legis job , but expect the exec to do it for you . #wtf 
i just love getting random ass messages from people ... #wtf 
whenever im cold the scar on my arm turns dark brown :o 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao so you don't know if you have a nana or a wiwi ? :o i'm sorry , but i sir have a nana ! lmao 
USERNAME what happened honey , yu are scaring me :o 
i just realized my birthday is bout two weeks away ... o.o 
lmfaoo diggy aggie ass just told me he want some cookies . but inever said anything about cookies . . . o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME +1 for organization and charging . i have half as many , and constantly forgetting to charge them ... when i can find them o.o 
howw duu yuu know she's a witch ? ;o)~ i'm in a great silly sort of mood today , perfect for watching python ! :o ) what are you doing ? 
wine , beer , vodka , margarita , patron .. anything ! ! :o agh ......... 
whoa .. o.o now i seriously think everyone has a different raced twin in the world . 
USERNAME :o whoa i'm listening to that right now on pandora lmao 
reading about how montauk temporarily became an island during hurricane sandy #crazy 
this movie on #syfy is actually fucked up .. 😲 🙀👹👺🙈💀👻🔫🔪💊 
rihanna's new album ...... 😍 😊 😀 😃 😁 😵 😮 #unapologeitc #amazing 
being around guys that strongly annoy you<<<< 🙉 😲 😲 
damn i didn't even know i passed my 4,000th tweet o.o 
USERNAME no for reading all them long ass books ._. where do you have the time . ? o_o 
all i know is i just heard a gun cock and my dad say to his friends o_o lmaoo 
USERNAME what really ? ! ? ! :o is there something wrong or what ? ! ? ! :'( 
all that work . to just drop it ? like nothing ... ? #wtf #cobraeffect 
omg i'm nervous and my stomach hurts ! ahh ! ! ! plz let it be me ! :o 
damn crazy ! #traffic #hwy #wow #crazy @ 15 fwy URL 
my brother can play the piano so well . #crazy 
don't let this bitch get to you USERNAME she obviously has nothing better to do , maybe she really wants his dick ... o.o #isaidit 
i an hungry but i'm trynna keep my appetite for cheesecake :o 
we won't get involved in syria's extermination of its' own people , but damn sure we'll stick our nose between israel and gaza and iran . #wtf 
when im in the house by myself i be hearing things o.o 
USERNAME well there's nothing to say 0_o bad date lol . 
USERNAME USERNAME smart ! now people who licks got your number :o 
just saw a guy getting a blowie from a girl in the mall parking lot .. #wtf USERNAME 
oomfs always poppn up in my dream ... o_0 wat do dat mean ? 
USERNAME yeah ! i was naked for 2 min until brittany told me i had no shirt ! i was like :o lmfao stupid USERNAME haha 
USERNAME has twitter now ! ! ? ? loll :o now we all have twitter 😊 lmaoo USERNAME USERNAME #missioncomplete 
who's bright fucking idea was it to close the cafeteria at 630 on fridays #wtf 
never listen to a stoner .. been standing in the square since 5 :3 0 cause he thought it started then . starts at 7 ! ! #freezing #omg 
USERNAME how in the world did you find me ? :o 
USERNAME i lost 20 pounds because of you ...... 😲 
people that stare at you like they wanna rape you o.o ... shits creepy af <<< 
uh oh ... nikki's hearing things again ... #weird #delusional 
my first weekend without emily << #omg #wtf #awkwardd ! ! 
USERNAME nah qurl . you were sleeping i said call back later . :o 
USERNAME i don't even know you . just things i hear . :o 
when ur best friend and ur own dad ditch you<<<<< #seriously #wtf 
my little sister is following my boyfriendd on twitter :o 
sit down n behave .... look how you big 0_o a so me know me brave \o/ 
#ijustfoundout that twinkies have a 25 year shelf life 😳 😯 
this paper is causing my blood pressure level to reach unhealthy level . #wtf 
felt like real life gurps in this ghost town today (0: #weird #strange #hashtagna @ gainesville outlet shops URL 
a zombie falling in love with some girl who is still alive o.o i shall see it (: 
#wtf did these kids eat crack the entire way ! ? #crackiswhack #hypermodeon 
feel asleep on the phonee w| that yellow personn yesterday : /, o.o 
if i open up to you , then you're probably special . that , or you hypnotized me and held me against my will o.o 
i would hate being related to #oomf , the way i think of her now & then imagining her family <<<< o.o woah ! ! 
that awkward moment when you're at a gas station and a 40 year old guy asks if you wanna hangout tonight ! ! #wtf #scared 
what ? ? ? USERNAME what ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? :o o 
USERNAME na , did i forget to text back :o 
so i just ran into a bush & scared tf out myself , damnear peed . i thought someone was attacking me ! :o lol 
damn my boss has a lot of confidence in me to guard a 6'5-6'6 in football and do not let him score a touchdown :o 
when your fat ass dog is acting weird , then you realize she ate the rest of your starburst 😲 😪 #damndog 
i want to play #wow but i don't have any money .. USERNAME 
lmfao my dog was chasing a mouse :o wtf , she's not a cat ? ! ? ! xd 
yesterday felt like friday . today feels like thursday . and we're now on break . o.0 
mom should be here by now yet she just crossed the bay bridge #wtf #typicallisa 
ready to go 😮 , shutting down for an hour 
i think i be to o_0 ready to get into stuff #smh 
literally freaking out that reunion is tomorrow #spaz #omg #tlc #reunited #tomorrow 
my new step brother has a confederate flag in his room ..... he was born in the north . #wtf 
even tho ill miss my friends like #crazy ... it's great to be home :) #kansascity ! ! ! ! ! :) 
the power went out in school today ! hahaha first time it happens in school though 0.o 
just don't kno what to think .. or believe any more ... o_o 
i don't even remember the last time i was on twitter 0.o 
but mm lmao who gets fucked up on a sunday ? :o 
USERNAME burning question ... did you win ? #weird #week4 #pleasegod 
so is it just me or is the rt thing at the top now instead of the bottom o_o when did this happen 
twilight's sold out o_o omg ! ! ! ! ! *screams , pulls hair* 
my stomach will be the death of me ... #wtf 
why does it even ask tf is my dog ganna be logging in my twitter or some shit o.o ? 
will mizz my ladies USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 😮 😮 💕💕 
omg and the keep showing black friday commercials 😬 😯 
i'm so over this paper i want to cry . o.o i feel like a little kid . i wanna go play ! 
USERNAME denied service today . marked on sale and told we can't buy them off the floor ? ? ? #wtf URL 
giving up won't nor ever will be an option . #suckonthatlife #ilovedubstep #random 
so happy that i'm pretty much allowed to do whatever the fuck i want this weekend 😁🍻 😲 😚 💨 #hyped 
knew i shoulda left earlier . o_o (@ horace wilkinson bridge) URL 
was taking tiffany to basketball and USERNAME says i was going to try out once but found out you had to run . lord help my child . #crazy 
really my dude .... #wtf @ chipotle mexican grill URL 
that was probably the scariest thing that has ever happened to me . #wow #wheredidyoucomefrom 
USERNAME are you coming here this weeknd ? o.o say yes ! ! ! 
i'm so hype all by myself right now , i'm so much fun i wish i could be my own friend . if that even made sense o.o 
i love teaching little kids how to tie they shoes ! #random 
why why why is it so cold in my house o.o 
i just noticed it was a pikachu jacket at the end o.o 
USERNAME ijuss left there & her sister said she was gone o.o 
when ever i babysit at night all i think of the entire time is the movie .... #wtf #someonehelpme #justsayin 😁👻 😱 👹👽 
USERNAME USERNAME i got one to wear and one to dress up my bag . :o )8 (the 8 is supposed to be a bowtie). 
when hot dads flirt with me at the daycare ... i'm like 😳 ☺ 😯 say what and my coworker like 😂 
literally dying because ' louis culosalvaje tomlinson ' is trending . #omg 
giant ass bull in someone's front yard in groton #weird URL 
even nate is whooping that ass .. #wow #youstank #stepup 
for some reason i wanna see the new twilight #weird 
the rednecks from home don't even compare to the class of people i just encountered at sonic in bruce #wow 
USERNAME you dont read the signs ? ? ! :o lol 
is it even fucking possible to get a pimple on your hip ? #wtf #confused 
how do girls deal with having acne on they boobs ? o.o i would die 
USERNAME i don't remember , lol . :o did you really ? 
people tell me if me and USERNAME are related ? o.o im cuter ^.^ 
this cookie was the bets cookie i ever tasted :o ever in 3 years since i never eat cookies like that . 
i've come the the conclusion my hand will never be the same again . #wtf #whydigetsurgery 
USERNAME ikr ! o_o *note so self don't piss my hubby off* 
just came within 6 inches of my life . that was the biggest buck i've ever seen and my family has a hunting camp 😵 😵 
awky moment your best guy friend starts to like you .. #no #stayback #weird #awkypants 👀🙈🙉👊✋ 
my hair feels extra soft today ! 😮 👍 😊 
USERNAME the whe time teondre was suspendid tyrese kept messin with me and he gave me a hug i was lime o.o 
this nigga trippin ... 4 of em o_o .... noo booyy ! ! ! lbs 
& people still can't find the #exit #wtf really ? haha ! ! just another d @ st . joseph hospital emergency room URL 
USERNAME but that's such a small scale . imagine all the differences in body shape/eye or hair color and all fat stuff we would have . o.o 
#onlyinmichigan #driving #chillin #wow #awsomeness #ipod #lol #whyamihastagingrandomstuff #ch @ trenton pier URL 
can't wait to see raggett later ... we always act like we haven't seen eachother in months lol #weird 
when guys are good with kids >>> #socute #iloveyou #omg 
#random #burger #poptart #parkbench USERNAME @ city of hurricane URL 
everyone loses friends because they realize who the real ones are but if u consistently lose friends then u might be the problem o.o 
someone stole an iphone at the mall yesterday or something cause police were everywhere & had guns :o 
kobe's talking about having another kid a few months after this one . 😵 heell no . i'm waiting at least 2 years . 
USERNAME what's weird about it ? :o what do you listen to ? :o 
my aunts and mom think they can cure my asthma cough with honey 😯 
holy cow , the video i just shared on facebook <<< #unlucky #crazy 
oh shit my arm done fell asleep .. wake up bitch o.o 
playing wit my family dat shit will getcha wacked 😲 🔫 
USERNAME o_0 that is so not going to happen lmao 
i want to goo back to the dorms already . me is soo bored . :o 
just took benadryl that melts in your mouth ? #weird 
hate when someone texts you but never reply after that . why you text me in the first place ? ? ? ? o_o 
well i'm sorry i'm happy without you too ;) xoxo #goodnight #tomorrowit 'smonday o.o 
my two year old is absolutely about to drive me insane ! ! ! #crazy #stressed #wrecked nerves 
USERNAME hopefully i see you tomorrow in school or if not i'll see you in practice 😵 😞 
USERNAME i thought it was supposed to snow wensday ? ! :o 
i didn't no the miami sideline can hear when we scream at the television ! ! 😲 😲 😂 😂 
when kids cry .. i ask myself if i'll be able to handle a kid when i have one :o lol 
somebody on this plane has some major bo . #wtf 
my mom wants me to go to mba next year :o o 
USERNAME haha im downn aslong as im free when it happens :o 
is colt mccoy leading the USERNAME to a victory over the USERNAME #wow 
the most complained of side effect to my new birth control are . two things i don't need more of . 😮 
eat everything in sight one day . can hardly choke down a small piece of chicken the next ? #wtf USERNAME 
the persons license plate infront of me is ... duck fetish ... #interesting #wtf 
browns have 6 turnovers and might still lose #wtf come on 
first sunday in a really long time i'm not going to oomfs house ... 😯 😑 kinda depressing but eh whatever . 
just saw the wierdest and freekiest episode of spongebob . #wtf 
😬 😲 rt "USERNAME being an nfl fan is exhausting .” 
i wonder if he got rid of the letter i made him ? :o 
everyone ate all my pretzels 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😭 😵 💀💀💀💀 
i usually got the free all the time till like 2 in the morning . why don't i ever invite people over o.0 
why do some girls wear adida sweats w/uggs ? o.o 
USERNAME 7 turnovers to a team the cowboys beat . #wow 
my flight to greenville is cancelled . awesome . 😲 🔫 
USERNAME dude omg guess what ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
wat did you look up to find that pic ? :o 
😯 rt USERNAME if you let another nigga suck your dick you gay fam no way around it 
i actually have no idea what i want for christmas 😯 🎄🎁 
my bottom retainer isn't even going on all the way o_o 
USERNAME omg you dont get it dork o_o and he said he loves you 
USERNAME you've been bigger than 10 lbs in your life ! ? 😯 
george just told me that our ghost has hidden his remote and a teddy bear from him the past two nights ! ? #wtf 
i have 2 more christmases left in high school and none of the family ever wants to come back because they are to busy #wow #isitthathard 
mcdonald's fucked up me & jacob's order , reversed the transaction , gave us back the money plus 9 dollars more & gave us the food o_o 
this is what our elevator in battiste hall reads as you take a ride . lol #boss #wtf @ battiste hall URL 
USERNAME USERNAME he's at your church ? ! 😀 😮 😁 😱 
about this white woman infront of me lookin like she escape from the hospital o_o .. 
USERNAME sounds good but no snake bites this time ! ! ! 😖 😲 
USERNAME uh pretty sure i am too ! ! ! #secretlytwins #crazy 
USERNAME hahaha ! noo ! i would've cried . :o ayye ! 
i left my big fleece blanket all the way back in richmond . 😵 i'm gonna freeze to death 
68% :o still a lot but just watch in 15 mins its gonna be 40/.\ 
our taxi driver just stopped to make a drug deal o_o 
\( o.o )/ my bed its just so comfyy ♥ #sleepallday 
some lady in penn just blew her nose on me and thought i wouldn't notice #eww #wtf 
USERNAME just think , in two weeks we'll be a quarter of the way done🔜 😮 📄 
the text i just got smdh lol ... #wow <<<>> 
do the bills know that they have to win today ? ? ? #wtf #buffalo #bufvsind 
the drinks was 👌 the pack was 👌 😲 the telly was livee as shit 😎 stay tuned for the next one 👌 😎 #gonegang 
when you see 12 year old girls with their lips pierced ... da fook ? ! o_o 
sea o is officially (& significantly) better than our d . at least 4 straight games . #wow when your d costs you games jus #wow 
day 1 run into him at the mall . day 2 run into him at the mall again . #weird 
a prima chata da annie de 90210 agora e amiga da dalia de suburgatory o.o 
mike white just ate dog shit for 5 bucks #wtf 
so i just figured out my sticker is following me :o ohh greaat 
dha prime is packk ! ! ! ! ! 😵 
USERNAME :o i'm going to study criminal justice to be a cop 
lol we in hillsboro too .. #awkardd 😳 😳 o.o USERNAME 
does straightening your hair not make it grow ? :o 
USERNAME yes . my parents are still over there :o 
USERNAME tell me how that fight was being there .. cause it was crazy just watching it on the tv #wtf 
all of a sudden i am in a completely foul mood . #wtf 
USERNAME haha watxhing somw games ? andd :o rudde much ? ! aha 
USERNAME i need to see you , i'm addicted to your presence o.o 
i have to listen to corridos on my way to tri or i won't be happy #weird 
can't believe i still haven't goten my check ! #wtf ! 
mommy feeling it 😯 ? @ new kingdom baptist church URL 
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USERNAME then i get in trouble for not wanting to participate ! ! ! #wtf 
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me and my mom always say things at the same exact time . i swear we're secretly sisters . #weird 
i wish i hid the nunchuck earlier lol or actually the whole wii system 0_o " 
almost forgot justin's oprah interview was tonight :o ! ! 
wish i could get over this stuff #sick 😞 😲 
does this location thing show my address ? ? ? o.o #iwonder lol 
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had a great thanksgiving break with my family and friends ! to bad works gonna make sure it my good days won't last 😵 🔫 
uhh im over feeling sick ! i want to be healthy and bubbily , i still have no voice 😯 
remembering what i was dreaming last night .. the fuck ? o.o that was one weird dream . 
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never seen #oomf talk like dis 0_o aite now nvm 
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my boyfriend mad cus i told him im finna eat ! o.o petty he gone be all-motherfuqkinq right shidd ! ! 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME here moochie #moochie . my moochie can fetch ! #weird 
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USERNAME nigga i cant even put that in my calculator & its high tech o_o 
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i like christmas music alot this year . #hmm #neverhaveieverlikedit #weird 
my familu seriously put up the tree while i was at work .. your kidding me right ? #wow #bf 
i don't even talk to females like that anymore t'f happened o.o 
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daddy said yes to the iphone 5 for christmas #omg #yes #xmashurryup 
USERNAME for USERNAME to get on her knees and :o ? 
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should i go to formal or not ? hmm ... decisions , decisions . 😮 
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soo when i turn up the music on my phone . a thing pop up in say loud music can harm your ears . im looking likee o_o 
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my brother has wasted 197 dollars this month just on legos #wow 
talking to the gold woman i work with about how she worked at the mouses ear ! 😲 😱 😂 eek 
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whoa another weird fact . i made twitter at this house on feb .5th last year ... o.o 
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forgot i have an assignment and 2 discussions to do ! ! ! o_o 
since jay sent us all the pictures i'm getting everybody's messages .. o_o 
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hearing/seeing a commercial too much wil have you quoting shit as a reflex like o.o . 
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USERNAME the whole entire mess ! ! ! :o ) 
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USERNAME seriously ? how do you do that ? 0_o 
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cause every time i walk in front of grandma , she smacks it -___- #wtf #smh 
like when some starbucks employee was on the news cuz they discovered he had a hidden camera in the restroom :o #psycho 
i eat when i'm bored but yet seize to gain weight #wtf 
fuck the religion shit is due tomorrow & my group didnt even do it ... o.o straight 0%. 
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but he blew me gon say come work at my house 0_o 
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when some lights on the christmas tree doesn't light up .. #wtf #fuckfaketrees 
#iwillneverunderstand why girls only want you when you move on . o.o 
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dalton and i literally snapchat each other at the same time ... all the time #weird #connected #sodope 
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got me shaking , sweating , and can't concentrate 0_o 
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she's so pretty ..... but takes horrible pictures = \( o.o )/ the fuck ! 
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totally forgot i was supposed to read like a whole book over break .. so cool . #wtf 
to windowss to the wallss till the sweat drop down my balls all you bitches fall awl skit skit motherfucker bol #random tweet 
oh , you can't live without (insert person or thing ? ! ) i wonder how you survived before that (person or thing) came into your life ? #weird 
i'm starving but i'm afraid to eat because i can't keep anything down . 😥 😵 
why are those carrots square ! ? ! ? o.o 
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mean girls and iu basketball is quite a combination to put together . #wtf 
only in philadelphia would there be an armed robber being chased down on the train tracks by the police and halting all trains #wtf 
totally forgot i was supposed to read like a whole book over break .. #wtf 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME smh at st . patricks day 😵 🔫 
eermagad i go to mcdonalds and there icecream machine is down ! ? #wtf #iwantaholidaymcflurry 
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just gotot home from work and i forgot if i clocked out or not :o 
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:o no i just remembered i have tons of hw to do d; 
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i wanna get a group of friends and try that arrow shit they do on grown ups #crazy #experimenting 
justin bieber has a new perfume out #omg #justdied . #gottahave 
discovered that i most certainly can fit my whole fist in my mouth , just like karen on mean girls ! 😮 👊 
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😯 am i the only one who sneezes when i pluck my eyebrows 
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our waitress at redline is literally screaming , she needs to stop i'm about to have an anxiety attach #omg 
haha mopped the kitchen n forgot to tell the boys ! poor chep busted his buns all hard n clinton almost did the splits ! 😯 😂 😂 
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6k a day for an escort ! ! ! a madam can make 7mil . wow ! no wonder they call it the oldest profession ! #crazy # 
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going back to btown feels like moving in during welcome week . #weird 
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is following me on twitter ..... because i always express my love for cigars in tweets ? #wtf 
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USERNAME idk what happened to your right eye tho o.o it went missing 
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USERNAME USERNAME i placed the location tweet on :o does it show the map ! haha 
el concierto de lady gaga es mañana , pero hace su soundcheck hoy . #weird 
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USERNAME USERNAME o.o uhh .. i remember doing that . d: but not how to ... 
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how does zayn maliks dog have more follower's than me o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lies again you wore a hat last time i came ! :o tsk tsk im done with your lies ! ! ! 
just because we talk , doesn't mean we're together . #chill #crazy 
how is it that christmas is in a month ? #crazy 
“USERNAME me talking to my friends: 😆 😎 😱 😝 😛 😜 😀 😃 😁😬 😮 😲 😱 😝 😜 😛 😊 😀 
on my way to church i heard canada geese . i don't think i've ever seen/heard canada geese at night before 😯 
those #random #funny ass txts you have with ur friends ... #besttimes 
really trying to stay up and watch #walkingdead tonight .. 😴😴😴💀💀💀 😵 😵 😵 
this the first time in my life i heard two rappers singin together o_o #drake &2chainz 
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brazilian chick tryna grind on me n the middle of the mall #wtf 
watching a movie w/ no sound ... USERNAME : i wonder if this is how blind people feel ... 0_o USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
what about me though ? :o my hair is blue lol 
@ this rich guys house 😌 😏 damn he has 88392973 acres .. o.o 
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seeing old disney stars in r-rated movies << #weird you were a #goodkid 
that is now 3 bad no calls . #wtf #saints 
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is it just me or is anyone else really confused about #amishmafia ? ? #wtf 
was thinking about this girl . and got a text from her seconds later . lol #wow 
oh shit i was going 70 in second gear :o 
but really just imagine usain bolt running down the football field 😮 
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even though were not dating anymore , he would buy me flowers ? wtf :o 
woop ! ! this nigha aint tweeted since november 2 .... hmm ... o_o 
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outside by myself putting up lights and i hear gun shots .... o.o 
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just realized that one decision changed my life .. :o 
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i cant wait for this lakers game in a couple weeks .. maybe ill meet kobe :o 
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i ordered corn as a side and my waiter replied with 👌 😲 🔫 
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i look outside n think its like 10 or 9 n its really 6:40 wtf 0.o 
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USERNAME whatt you guys are going out ? ? ? :o 
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USERNAME you an ice skate there o.o lol . have fun ☺ 
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USERNAME lhh umm 😯 😑 😑 no ! not at all 
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think ima go to sleep soon . . i'm beyond tired o.o 
rending out the new #guardians episode 1.3 it will be on #youtube december 7th . #scary #weird #asaqwerty13 
when you decided to ask your mom to do something tomorrow & she just wants to not anwser to your ass #wtf 
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i wonder if one of my exs is still playing around w/ niggas hearts to get back to another nigga o_o 
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apparently i think its cool to pass out drunk in the bar . #wow URL 
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USERNAME awe ! i like that . colin just picked scotty lol #random 
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USERNAME you're gonna be trained to be a princess and live in a bada** castle . hahahaha #random (; 
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outside putting lights up by myself , and i hear gun shots ... o.o 
i'm craving liquorice since like monday and i'm smelling it everywhere i go :o 
sitting in walmart . and all of a sudden you hear ..... gunnaarr ! 0.o 
i don't understand why couples sit next to each other on a date #weird 
the best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear . 😮 🎶🎄🎁🎅 
lmaoo , oomf be talkin to herself in the mirror o_o . where's the meds ? ? 
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well what the hell is suppose to be going on in school tomorrow ? o.o 
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put your dick back in your pants where it mf belongs .. not in pictures o.o 
didn't even do anything all day and i'm so damn tired 😲 💤 
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my step father still painting the one room he was painting yesterday since like 8am 0.o 
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taylor swift goes out with harry stiles from 1d ? ! ? ! :o oh , no . problem 
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i listen to one song but tweet lyrics to another ? #wtf 
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USERNAME o_o i'm glad . i thought you were at the house with them . ughh 
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wen boys play foot ball w/ them tight pants they be having on <<< o_o 
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why people retweet shit thats over 2 days old 0.o 
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USERNAME if you talking about me , you aint block o.o ? 
there is a home alone 5 ? #wtf #sincewhen 😳 
my brother decided he was a ravens fan today . hahah . ! jarrett converted him . #wtf 
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little caesars pizza and the exorcist with my baby USERNAME 🍕👻 😱 😯 
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all these bitches is my sons , but who's the daddy ? o.o 
and my dads just sitting there laughing cause she don't know wat the lyrics mean #omg #icantdeal #nomomjustno 
they took a picture where the guys were n on the very back of that picture there was an object n next to it was a person that look creapy :o 
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i ate in took auh shower now im lite way tired 0_o 
USERNAME nothing like a bunch of family fighting over a duck lamp and velvet picture of elvis . #crazy 
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neyo sexy wit his hat on but once he take his hat off 0_o lol .... 
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got my schedule taken care of ..... now where the fuck am i going to live o_o hah 
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just watched that video where that mother beats up an 8 month old baby . #wtf 
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sitting in a house with 3 old people and i'm the one that wants to fall asleep now . #omg 
was it me or did it sound like neyo lost someone recently that was close to him ? ? the singing was horrible ... this is shamefully a #first ! 😲 
they beat okc the other night and now they're going into ot with the magic ? #wtf #dontunderstand 
why would my fingers get two times skinnier if the rest of my body hasn't ? #weird 
when someone drops their phone on your face .. #wtf 
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when you send a snapchat to the wrong person .. and you meant to send the weirdass picture to USERNAME << 😵 
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boi u smile like your in pain lol .. #wtf #openyoureyes 
yet another sock has been stolen by the dryer . #wtf ? 
USERNAME and now i'm watching this too ! ! ! #crazy 
worst turnaround in college history USERNAME from 12-1 to boo boo ? #goldeneagles #universityofsouthernmississippi #wow 
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that was a twist i did not expect ! #tv #crazy 
football players are either skinny like tooth picks or so muscular they have no neck #crazy 
when people be knocked out then just wake up out of nowhere #creepyaf ! #weird 
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watching justin bieber at the halftime show of the #greycup . #weird 
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umm ... kenya said she started treating people differently ... o_o #ohokthen #rhoa 
glad to know i'm known as the creepy person ? #wtf 
this bus driver has no idea where he is going #wtf 
thinks to self ..... did we just have a subtweet ? .... #weird 
definitely not feeling school tomorrow after this break 👎 😲 
so you think you can dance live might be one of thee sweetest things ever #amazingseats #crazy #awesomedate 
carly rose sonenclar is the best and most talented singer that has ever been through the x factor . #wow #lookherup #amazing 
when i hear the bed squaking/hitting the wall on our hall<<<<<<<<<<<< theres no girls o_0 
justin biebers interview w oprah is on tonight too . 😮 looks like ill be flipping 
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subs be thanking they running shitt , bitch swerve who lied to you , ? o.o 
#rt , avi game: rate ? age ? single ? freak ? drinker ? smoker ? are you pretty / cute / o.0 ? should we have a nickname ? 
i hate when guys say i wanna see you o_o .... you really mean you wanna see this ass 
might have to go to san fran then colorado then phoenix then houston then tempe then nevada and then back to oregon . all in a week . #wtf 
can someone please tell me how my mom went from my side to my dads side ... #wow 
it's 7:40 and i can barely keep my eyes open .... i must be sick . #weird 
i promise i'm not just saying this because i dislike the packers but rodgers stache has got to go . #wtf 
when i text you i wanna see you i mean i want your money o_o 
is my bestfriend going to sit with me 😱 😲 😂 
USERNAME USERNAME :o <\3 damn . i lost my best friend . he got lost :'( 
had a talk with my ex last nite . she still the same #crazy . 
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how the heck do i have 104% in precalculus ? ? ? i've been showing him the same homework from like term 1 .. it's half way into 2nd term o_o #awk 
that moment when your nose starts pooling out blood #wtf USERNAME i blame your dancing ... 
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was just told i don't have the physique to strip , by a dude #wtf #handlebar #rude 
this outline will be the death of me . 😭 😲 #takingtoolong 
o_o rt USERNAME women are meant to be loved .. not understood ... 
i wonder what this experience is going to bring me 😮 
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USERNAME has won $1,015 in lottery money today #wow #scratchers 
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bri thought she was gonna blue skidoo into my mentions with a stranger 0_o tweet naw bro lmaoo 
4:16 into the game and it's already 7-7 😲 #dayum 
USERNAME tans will fade but the memories will stay forever #omg #summer #tan #friends #ripsummer2k12 
& #wtf she grab herself like a dude ? ? 
that awful moment when you get out of a hot shower and it's fuckin freezing 😲 
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dying because USERNAME retweeted me and followed me 😁 😵 
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you're pretty in pictures , but in person .... 😲 
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i turn around and saw my dad in just his underwear and shit o_0 
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thy moment when i'm on instagram & i see a pic of a woman half naked & i'm like ddaammnn ! ! 😵 i don't follow them , let me check ! 
you spend money on making a commercial for helping animals ... but you can't spend money on helping them yourself ? ? o.o 
i see a place called 404 in austin & go: . cs major doesn’t get it . #wtf #nerdjokes 
i'm so tired , yet can't fall asleep . #wtf 
come on dad why ya gata be such a dick o_o 
o.o i didn't know there was a big girl strip club ... i don't wanna see that shit . 
people can easily make me feel bad , its ridiculous .. i need to stop falling into guilt trip . :o 
was there any homework for man search ? ! 😵 
when guys take 50 photos of themselves . #embarrassing #weird #nothot 
USERNAME their performance today definitely didn't show any team that they're competition :o ( 
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i wanna go to the gym , but i'm too lazy to get there . #wtf 
it still shocks to this day those 2 are wit each other :o just yesterday they couldn't stand each otha or would go on each otha , lls 
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almost every boy i follow on this name has el ____ ... o.o 
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i feel like leading up to christmas i'm so happy and joyful 😊 😚 🎅🎄 then after christmas i just hate life 😞 😵 😩 #everytime 
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it's been hell of a yeaar for mee :o . 
USERNAME i have shit to tell you ! ! 😱 😲 
when a girl/guy gets in the way of a friendship < #wtf ? 
off to the library where ill be spending the rest of the week 😵 😵 🔫🔫 
and the purpose for ginuwine and tank to walk on stage with tyrese is .... 😯 
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i'm his jitta bug and he's my grizzly bear . :o 
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' morgan is awake right now ? .... :o shocker ! lol 
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i remember he dedicated the song to me . o.o .-. 
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USERNAME hopefully you don't find out o.o so are we considered friends now or 
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my mom looked at me like when i was singin that shit :o 
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im still noot donee freench & i din even start scieence . ughh french is gon kill meeh . wat did i do all my enitre weekend ? o.o 
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its barley 8 ? :o it feels later for some reason . 
wow ! ! he was so sweet in high school & now hes a father ? ! ? ! ? ! ? #wtf #neverwouldathought #shocked 
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i don't know if i'm single or not o.o let me ask deziah . 
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some chick just took out her contacts on my suitcase . #wtf #onlyinnyc 
#oomf is lookin damn hot right about now ! 👍 😮 
should i take a shower now or tomorrow morning ? hmm ... o.o 
why in the world am i awake right now ? :o 
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does your past dictate your future… maybe but a positive mindset is always nice #random 
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i gain followers on a daily basis , yet i've been stuck at 262 for like the past 2 months . #wtf #screwmyunfollowers 
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remember when you use to hate one of your followers when your were pregnant , now you like her . ? #wtf 
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... great now im convo about dating and how people wont date other people about political beliefs .. that should be last thing that counts #wtf 
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USERNAME o.o ... *slightly taps forehead* um ... i come in peace ? this statement is false ? 
USERNAME what does he look like ? does he speak english ? o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :o i would force my mum to drive me up there everytime some one comes .___. 
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i will not eat oranges but i love clementines .. #weird #whateva 🍊 
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cried while watching an episode of american horror story .. #wtf #dontjudge 
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moesha ? ? ? #wtf ? ? why ? ? ? 
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shit , i have so much to do tomorrow . 😲 #procrastinationprobs 
she has now idea how i'm starting to feel about her ! ! ! :o 
the moment when your ex tries to get back in the picture . . . o_o no bueno ! 
she has no idea how i'm starting to feel about her ! ! ! ! :o 
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USERNAME did she delete it ? :o it was already up ! 
USERNAME is that a saying ? d: did i sneeze ? because the only time i hear . o_o #confuzzlement #itsokay #derp 
&& i still can't remember how it got there o.o 
USERNAME remember when i was just like .... :o hahahahhaah . 
#101hispanicwaystodie running away from your parents when they're about to hit you ... can't run from that chancleta thoughh o.o 
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this girl is really just sittin there on the phone instead of bringing me my food lol #crazy only at #mcdonalds 
i wonder if me and emily are done being mad at eachother o.o 
twitter is so boring right now 0.o i'd seriously rather be at school . 
i hate that i procrastinate so much . it makes the simplest things so stressful . 😵 🔫 
USERNAME ayee arent u suppose to be going to sleep beautiful ? :o 
#whatif my mom decided to not have sex with my dad the night i was conceived ? ! :o 
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apparently being all doped up on perks all weekend makes me dream about my bf all decked out in his military gear , trying to kill me . #wtf 
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USERNAME USERNAME i mean it'd be hard to get some that early but i could probably steal some o_o 
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sex sex sex sex sex ! all kinds of sex its all i'm seeing :o hahaha i'm weak ! lmao 
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my doctor said not to take hot baths but ... i don't like warm baths o_o 
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i think we actually had more days off in november than we had school lol . that just hit me #crazy 
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what my dad just said regarding claiming the amount of money you have . don't show too much . #wow #true 
- awwhh .. ionlyy got 10 mins left >>> bummer o.o 
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feelin shitty .. don't even wanna go to classes tmrw #wtf 
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USERNAME the only other guy besides you that i've ever heard say was my dad . #coincidence ? #weird 
USERNAME sorry to be a pain but . uhm what website can i look at your tickets . o_o sorry no one knows that i know d: 
all the lame ass mugs in high school who nobody paid attention too .. why does your twitter make you seem .. different ? 🙈☝ 😑 😮 #humph 
the things that go on in our small town #crazy #notgood 
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i have to wake up in 5 1/2 hours and i'm not tired yet ... #wtf ! ? ! 
trying to come up with a cool gamertag for xbox live :o 
i look down my road && all i see is bikes bikes && more bikes #wtf ! ? 
i see yo ass everyday .. why i gotta wait to wife yu ? ? o.o 
i'm so tired of people trying to make my plans for me . #wtf #idowhatiwant 
i just know i'm going to wake up either in the middle of the night or in the morning with a charley horse .. #worstpainever #iwillscream 😫 😖 😭 😵 
USERNAME :o omgg its like that ? ! ? ! damnn jay </3 
a lot of my lower classmen look so similar o_o 
he thinks im playing . hehe im not . #crazy but heyy #loveislove 
i can sing the 12 days of backwards but not forwards o.o t'f 
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is the website for myspace even still up ? ? ? o.o 
USERNAME #random i like your 7 grade yearbook picture better than this one 
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USERNAME lmao ! i know i need to stop ! i'm trying to change :o 
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USERNAME what was the spanish h . w ? :o 
mom said come to the store wit her 2 hours ago ... still ain't went to da store ! #wow lol 
in bed at 4pm , wakes up at 12am #weird #nicetiming #freakingnightfox 
i wonder how many people watch the big bang theory :o 
if u gone do something do it and if u gone do it why tf u gone be sneaky bout it be real bout yo shit ! ! ! #random 
its cold af n dis hospital and colda outside ... i feel da air seepn thu da winda ... i wunda if dey got blankets nda warmer o_o 
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freak rt USERNAME they have a spanish playboy channel ? o_o .... do they moan in spanish , i wonder ..... o 
why are my suite mates so damn loud all the time ? ! #omg #stfu 
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USERNAME hi how are u ? ? i think ive never talked to u o_o 
but why is my sister sharing her nasty sick issues with me ! ? o.o #nasty 
USERNAME USERNAME wooaah woaah woaah im only 16 /.\ o.o lol . 
i am soo good at giving massages but i hate them because they tickle . #weird 
USERNAME by bulling me of my shortness ! ? ! :o #bitchplease #nolove 
USERNAME wait you was listening to it too o_o o 
bowie is just getting trashed on every which way tonight o.o 
USERNAME lmao for real huh im already 18 :o verga lol 
USERNAME we were all cute and shit :) eww remember those poems i had wrote :o 
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for once .. i'd rather text then sleep . #wow 
USERNAME :o why are you not here ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ? ! ? ! ? 
finally fixed my crazy haircut ! lol #haircut , #crazy , #funny , #followme , #followback , #foll @ mia casa URL 
my cats walking around like she's in the jungle .. o.o alright my rooms not #thatt dirty ! 
when your parents call you by your full name , you know shit's gonna happen o_o 
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snap chatting my 4 year old cousin she sends me a pic of her ass #wtf #badass 
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who you tryna convince baby ? me ? or yourself ? ( o_o ) 
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why am i such an emotional wreck right now #wtf i'm gonna scream 
jeff , it's been way longer that 5-10 minutes . #wtf 
i wonder if ...... hm i better not say :o 
finding random bruises all over my body . #wtf ? 
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laying in bed and i can't find my purple gloves; my hands are freezing . #omg 
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ill admit i've provoked alot of problems .. but lately every time i get into a problem .. it's someone else worried about what i'm doing . 😮 
i was heree ! ! ! ! i did , i've done 😲 🎶🎶🎶 😱 
twelve hour car ride then we get home and realize we don't have a house key .. locked out of my own house . #wow 
i'll just finish watching superjail then go to sleep . :o 
i have new neighbors & it looks like they have teenage boys . #omg . 
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#ausome ” #wtf someone needs to ask him no tell him #leave #juststopalready 
aspirin ? tay's hooked on that shit ? ! o.o 
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USERNAME forreal .. but why'd you leave ? so you go to rlhs now ? 0.o 
i only thing i've ate all day was a piece of beef jerky , orange juice , and mints . & i'm not even hungry . #wtf #notnormal 
i can't just put one exclamation mark ! ! ! gotta be two or more ! ! ! #random #habit #makesmeme 
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post a video of me #singing ! :o #youtube #adelecoverdrea 
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i asked my mom to buy me mascara . when she came home i asked if she got it , she , yet remembered to buy the dog 4 new toys . #wow 
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omg idk what to do tomorrow :o ! ! ekk #lifedecisions 
wait i didn't think i'd actually miss you . #weird 
i always have to recheck my text messages because i sometimes think i responded to messages when in reality i really haven't #weird 
just saw the video of the black friday brawl at the mall in sacramento , this is why we can't have nice things ! #crazy 
there's only rare occasions i can fall asleep in the pitch black , i have to fall asleep with the tv on #weird 
dude justin is seriously preaching my life right now .... #wtf 
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why did so many people like that picture of rice on instagram .... #weird #lol 
USERNAME wtf don't tell me what to do ? ! >.< .. but why .. what do you even do on that shit ? ? ! :o 
so it wasn't only me getting trolled by the internet ? o_o 
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USERNAME remember that serious heart to heart we had last year ? #random :) 
if you still have a flip phone then you need to re-evaluate your life .. my grandmother has a blackberry ! lol #random 
USERNAME have you not seen these bad babies 💪 ! i'll getchuu again on the weekend :o 
i can feel the melted brain swishing around in my skull , :o 
USERNAME USERNAME oh . o.o im blonde . ignore me .. q~q 
who decorates their toilet with rocks ? 😂 😬 😯 URL 
at the hotel in ireland i was at it's was a fucking whale ! i didn't know until i left and asked the lady o.o URL 
o.o what does that mean ? ? ? well . i'll just let it eat me alive . #bittersweet 
a family gets murdered in your backyard , and you still expect good things to happen ... ? #wtf 
USERNAME speaking of hulk hogan . what the hell man ? ! hahaha . #wow 
notorious need to hurry up off this long commercial 😯 
yelling at USERNAME for bringing her mutt over my house #wtf 
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so ... i have no idea how im feeling right now .... ? #weird #noemotion 
- :o k i'm sleepy so last 2 songs: i love the sax in ? ❤ ❤ ❤ URL 
<>i don't wanna kiss or cuddle<> is it okay for a girl to not want love or anything . books and my dog all the company i need . o_o 
jesus apparently there's alot of people who think there a bitch ... haa #wow atleast im not the only one 
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USERNAME USERNAME 5th year ... still can't get it right #delusional #wtf 
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"USERNAME USERNAME *waves frantically* hi ! URL lol x) you waved at me ? ! :o 
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i seriously took the longest nap when i got back to school today 😞 feeling like such blahh 😭 😷 😶 😵 😑 
USERNAME that's not what i text you about all the time .. but be a bitch about it .. okay .. #wtf #iwasjoking 
thank god i dont put my iphone on my night stand . itd be covered in soda right now ./: wheew ! ! 😅 😮 
and i just realized i'm getting back my anatomy exam tomorrow that i completely bombed #fuck 😲 
i feel like USERNAME is seriously reading my mind right now ... #weird 
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USERNAME why do you always blow up twitter ? ? ? you never could shut up lmao miss you though , no homo o_o 
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USERNAME this is why i love you lauryn . 😜 😂 😂 😂 😲 😱 👟👟👟👟 
... i forgot my name for a split second #haha #wtf 
& why did we let a stranger take us home ? ! USERNAME 😮 🔫 
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what happen to all the thanksgiving food we had a lot of left over :o 
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freaking out after the worst fucking nightmare ever o.o o.o 
USERNAME :o i forgot about that .. did you ? 
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USERNAME what was the first word for the sweepstakes :o 
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enough with boys for tonight & it's time for homework 😲 
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you broke my heart my bad for going a little #crazy 
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aj liked my picture of how i want my nails , lmfao . #wtf #fagg 
its almost the end of the worlds ! ! :o #yeahright .. 
i'm really sitting here crying & laughing at the same time . #wtf 
my mom asked me when she is gonn meet my gf o.o 
what is this weird feeling i have .... ? i'm actually sick ? o_o wtf ? ! ? ! ? ! 
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USERNAME lol . what are you talking about ? 😯 
“USERNAME painting from shadows .. ! ever heard of it .. ? ? URL this is the coolest thing i've ever seen 😮 
#oomf instagram pic look like he got down syndrome o.o 
a 21 year old is in love with a 53 year old ? umm okay ... yet the 53 is sneaking into the 21 room so they can have sex ? #wtf #imdone #dead 
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USERNAME cal poly just took down ucla in basketball . #wow 
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USERNAME is it just me , or do all of these twitters just make themselves sound like assholes ? #nofactualtweets #wtf 
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USERNAME i didn't know asking a question indicated a person didn't have a life o_o 
USERNAME (the picture is really blurry on my phone , i didn’t notice they were different :o ) 
USERNAME i still cant talk to you :( 😵 😬 
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why the fuck is tlc showing a wiccan wedding between a 21 mexican metal head and a 51 year old woman ... 0_o #cougarwives 
USERNAME oh shit . am i on thin ice ? :o 
that'll mean this summer =4 or 5 jobs ... #wtf 
time flys .. but not when ur i school ? #wtf 
worked it like no other tonight . n o.o ther . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i had a dream last night that that happened ! #wtf 
did i like grow or somethin cause my sheets won't cover my feet :o wtf is this 
USERNAME tf ? ? lol what did i do :o lol 
my dogs are dumb as fuck . they only bark at birds when its night . #wtf #dipshits 
when you people from your school at a store . #awk :o 
maia smells her dirty draws when shes bored smh where thry do that at ? o.o 
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i been wanting to make a video of how it's like to be a teen mom lol . but i don't think i should 😯 😳 
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o.o i seriously don't understand why i'm not attracted to you ! ! ! ! o.o 
USERNAME lol okay later :p & yes i did . & you wanna come do the ones at my house ? :o 
she said she was gonna steal my sweater :o . but she didn't :d 
i can never fall asleep on sundays but yet when i wake up for monday , im wide awake :o 
USERNAME seriously ? 😮 how long are you there for ? 
worst part about college: #1 thanksgiving break is just a mean tease until christmas . #2 waking up for 6 am registration . #stressing 😳 😬 😲 
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USERNAME wait it is :o ? fuck >;l now i really have to do it d; 
bobby retweeted me :o <3 33333333333 i love him #andonavian 
USERNAME haha oh yea , i forgot about em .. :o 
to prove even more the fact that my life is a joke , i couldn't find my razor to shave my face , this an a broken car is just amazing ! #wtf 
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just literally threw up 3 times ... this weekend is catching up with me 👎 😵 
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i feel like doing the cupid shuffle ..... :) ;p am i the only one ? o.o 
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tomorrow is going to be a busy day . o.o #alottodo 
i can't believe i have 13,038 tweets . i'm so glad my followers have put up with all my #random and #pointlesstweets . y'all are amazing ! 
i can't even make a christmas list . there like isn't anything i want . #weird 
*looks back to childhood* o.o ay dios mio , nadie tiene tiempo para eso 
i thought i was the only person who likes this song :o 
USERNAME USERNAME somebody retweeted one of his tweets and i clicked on it and i was like , that's jarrod :o 
juss irritated tf outta me & tears came dwn 0_o lol goodnight . 
USERNAME wait what ? i dont get it ? o.o 
has anyone gone outside ? ! it's fucken foggy as fuck ! 😯 ❄☁ 
i got a scratch on my back ... idk from where tho o.o 
USERNAME why the pony in the tree to begin with ? o_o 
going to bed 16 waking up 17. #crazy #senior #rratedmovies 
this song makes me wanna go to the beach , and play in the water in slow motion ! ! #random #rihanna ft future - lovee song ! ! 
#101hispanicwaystodie telling your mother you're pregnant or got someone pregnant 😑 😯 😵 
:o :o :o :o woah .. im digging this message though 
people who have their twitter on private 😠 whyy i wanna retweet you #wtf 
so does anyone else wish ed would see you for you and not alice ? :o 
feeling a sore throat coming on . not good ! 😲 😲 😲 
how is it even possible that i still feel drunk right ? #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yea your right ...... it's hilarious . 😮 
im sure my girlfriend would understand if i leave her for janelle monae . yup o_o 
- i know for a fact my future kids ain't gone need no dna test #js . #random . #bttruu . 
having been back home in maybe over a month ? or soo ? ? o.o 
USERNAME :o ! oo emm gee too damn funny lol it's to make a dimple illusion ! #duh ! 
you say you're a girl the only thing bad about you is your breath .👎 😱 😷 😵 
then we can sit down and you can tell me who dies #boardwalkempire was fucking badass tonight i was shaking 😯 
USERNAME haha yeah i remember seeing you ! walmart was #crazy 
my cousin giving me the best motherfucking massage , holyfuck i needed this :o 
whoa , i used to have a curly mane of hair atop my head . #weird 
did it ever occur to u that the dollar bill u may have for however long has been slapped on a strippers ass named ? lol #random 
babe 16 dating a 50+ white nigga 😳 😁 😱 😵 
USERNAME all i got is boxers on and a fan blowing in my face and yet im still hot ! #wtf 
i'm so comfortable but i can fall asleep #wtf #why 
my ex is jealous because his friend saved me from the mosh pit . #wtf 
damn only 15 more days of school + finals and i only have 1 semester of high school left :o 
headphones are the best therapeutic form to cure stress 😮 
taylor swift and i share the same birthday . #crazy 
and i have a meeting with the principal . 😵 
what if a chorus line comes to artpark this summer ? ? ? ? #omg 
one thing i hate about long breaks are i can never go to sleep before 2 ... #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME what is this you too know eachother ? :o 
why does my location say herberg north dakota ? i'm in bed . #wtf 
USERNAME man i texted yu earlier 😒 coming to ya house 😵 🔫🏡💣 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wait how does one and with the help of ones mullet place someone in jail o_0 
they look like they're indian too , like from india . not native americans . #random #twitterhomepage 
how did i fall off when i went to college and have multiple offers ? ? #weird 
USERNAME lol . yes i am . u slippin o_o 
is anyone watching tlc with the cougar wives ........ #speechless #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME haha i like how i wasn't even ganna tweet that but my neighbors keep on screaming its scary :o 
USERNAME my mom told me that my face would turn inside out #wtf ahaha 
i wish i didn't know some things about people #disappointed #weird 
sleeping seems like a waste of my time .... says the guy tweeting at 12 in the morning #tired #wtf #workflow #tomorrow 
ohh my lord this 85 year old lady just said i always have sex on the first date ! :o these are guys who arent older than 30 years old . 
if #oomf hate me then why are they still following me ? 0.o 
USERNAME i guess you're just a disturbed person then ... #weird 
USERNAME ; lol . your silly as hell i thought i was funny lol :o 
USERNAME i don't think so . :o that was due before we left . 
USERNAME USERNAME o.o swear ! ? well i guess i'm deleting mine now . no point in me having a twitter anymore . 
USERNAME USERNAME compare adrians sexy body to ur nice body ;] nd he callin u fat .... nigga u shud b callin me fat :o 
well i'm sorry :o , but i am why wouldn't i .... already told you . 
oh snap :o legend of korra came on . ill sleep later . sleeping is for them people ... o.0 #thelastairbenderwasbettertho 
damn , how was i just k'o on the phone & now i'm wide awake o.o ! 
😲 🔫“USERNAME breaking down all the key week 12 nfl injuries in USERNAME 
everytime i try to sleep , my dog moves all around my room making noises ,, makes me think it's ghosts ! ! :o << 
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USERNAME my sisters alarm just went off also ..... #why #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME the actress who plays shirley is on the walking dead after show . #wtf #loveher 
USERNAME :o which one should i take off for ? this saturday or next ? 
USERNAME i believe it too . i'm scared about the whole ipod thing :o 
“USERNAME shaved my cat , i wanted him to look like simba URL haha , thats so genius 😮 
i have to get some sleep or i'm going to be a zombie tomorrow 😲 
finally grew a fro i'm accomplished #omg #fuckyea #sexyasfuhh URL 
i'm decent off 4blunts && a cup of henny ... ! o.o 
no no no clearly this nyquil is kicking in goodnight :o 
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why in this date rate game all the fine girls getting low rating and thes ugly girl gettin high ratings o.o 
USERNAME and why is this ... what did you do :o lol 
i'm gonna need like 4 red bulls to drive to charlotte in the morning 😲 
i hate being in my apartment home alone like i look rediculous with my brass knucks & knife and all the lights on lol #crazy but #protected 
USERNAME uhyy haha okay iwont make any plans that day but u have to remind me :o 
USERNAME its called mask maker , its on channel 551 if you have directv ! :o 
falling asleep is nice because you can escape the world o_o 
my mom randomly texted me and asked what my appt number is ? #weird #sheshouldknowthis but the question is .. why ! ! ? 😏 
my heart is broken for one of my friends . #wow 
i have to be up in 5 hours . o.o 
the imu is closed now ? ! #wtf ! ! just got thrown out by some lady .. it says on the door woman ! 
USERNAME i believe so , she sent an email out :o 
when good friends turn into ratchet hood trash .. o.o #wtfhappenedtoyou #itsoktobeclassy #iswear 
my last days of school as a 16 year old guy . #wow 
the use of weed is getting insane ... soulja boy now got popcorn w weed in it . #wtf 
USERNAME noo the blue one and it's so strong ! ! ! 😵 🔪 
i just heard . where did it come from ? o.o #fuckyugangnam ! 
USERNAME your mini fridge sounds like it's making popcorn right now again .. #weird #creepy 
this zodiac thing was interesting . now it's scaring me that it's right about these things ... >.> o.o 
the scary moment when you think you lost your retainer . << 😲 
idk if oomfs a boy or a girl .... o.o 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces . 
i wonder what akanni would say im mixed with ? o_o 
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USERNAME how am i going to get my keys in the morning :o 
omg , my ex juss congratulated me on my bf meeting my fam #crazy #scray 
USERNAME haha are you gonna go to the next game ? :o 
when someone is kissing me my first thought isn't , . #weird 
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USERNAME o_0 idk about that .. i know i can drink it , 
mom just asked me if i'm more upset about the breakup or that i dated yet another loser -_- #wow #thanksmom 
omg ! my lips asleep ? ? ? ? ? :o 
hvent talked to USERNAME since those tng dayss :o how you been ? (: 
ryan leslie diamond girl just started playing in my head #random 
shit , i was so happy right now lol then i got up &nd i could barely walk . 😩 😵 😪 my back 😷 😣 😢 
USERNAME love you :o haha see you in the morning 
USERNAME :o ! ! since the day i was born ! 
USERNAME this is too much for twitter . what's your mobile number (no homo) lol #weird 
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. i swear baked potatoes put me to sleep , o_o #goodnight #sleepy 
we both treat each other like shit , then get mad at the other one for treating us like shit . #wtf 
USERNAME get a dream catcher o.0 lol idk (x & okaay but your dog better not take it away like the picture you showed me ! (x lol 
going strong on this planning and didn't even notice how late it is . can't be doing this and going to the gym at 6 in the morning too o_o 
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woke up in a sneezing fit , looked up my symptoms online to see if i was dying and am now on page 3 of a sneezing fetish forum . #wtf #5am 
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good morning ? *sees time* o.o it still dark , good night ! 
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think ima go lay down for a few hours once she's on the bus :o #exhausted 
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the feeling you get when you have a mini recap on your fun weekend and you realize it's monday ! 😱 💩 😲 😵 #fuckourlives 
realizing i have a huge review wednesday o_o #nervous #cantsleep 
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went to bed at 1 and now i'm working a 6 to 6 o_o 
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about to build a fire in my room so cold o_o 
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thank god i have a chill class this morning 😲 maybe i could just sleep and listen to music 👌 
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last week it was 75 in my house , this morning it's 68 ! #wtf dad #turnuptheheat 
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school…yipee ! on the brightside i'm actually not exhausted #weird 
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i was puking once , so i told my mom and she told me i better man tf up real fast cause i was going to school #wtf #nolove 
i hope this kids goddamn ipad gets stolen #wtf #uglyasskid 
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cant wait to drive to school , bus is crazyy . #scared :o 
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just woke up and mom is already bitching at me .. #wtf . 
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i was just attacked by a cave cricket .. i barely made it out alive ! ! ! #scaredtodeath #omg 
i swear it was just 7 :3 3 a min ago 0_o 
less people die atyou the age 10 then any other age . #wow 
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shoppers are expected to spend over a billion dollars today online #cybermonday #wow 
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i had a dream my horse was doing backflips & i couldnt get her to stop ! #weirddream #wtf 
here's to being thankful i'm not at an e-retailer on cyber monday . #crazy 
let the safety pining of the non preggo pants begin ! #crazy 
peyton wakes melissa up to kiss her before she goes to work and as soon as she walks out she asks if i'm watching bigfoot o.o 
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my eyes feel like all of the sand from every beach is in them . #tired 😲 
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apparently , the key to keeping roses alive is throwing them in the trash for a week & not putting them in water :o not a single petal died .. 
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day 1 of the craziest week of my life ... #leggo 😵 👎 
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where tf am i gonna put my phone & all this food ? ! #omg 
that's cool i'm on my death bead and my mom won't let me stay home 😵 😭 
this first hour has some interesting people in it . #weird 
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this black kid just crawled under the seat n grabbed my shoe . #omg #swerve 
i still have my sock tan line from the logan view track meet . #omg 
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finishing my fuel , nothing like a cup of that dark roast java ! o_o #collegestudent #examweek #papertodo #uiwdifficult #fun 
uhh so my nap turned into me sleeping for 14 hours #wtf ? that wasn't supposed to happen 
if my spotify was connected to facebook people would be like o_o i just went from one extreme to another . 
i don't even remember what all i have due today . 😯 crap 
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actually up and eating breakfast . #wtf is wrong with me ... #scared 
fmll . i forgot my debit card at home 😯 😣 my mom better lend a hand ! 
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o_o i'm gone get some sleep on that note ... 
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dad found sisters boyfriends weed plant he's pretty pissed off and telling my mom ! :o 
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woman embezzles 53 million , 51 - 20 years in prison . man runs legal medical marijuana dispensary , raided by feds - minimum 80 years . #wtf 
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takin a damn break .. time for another episode of american horror story ! :o 
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USERNAME damn that is too long :o i shall see you one of these days . you're welcome and thank you . 
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rawr :o i'm back after a long boring meeting <3 
this g-mal wearing here robe to the gas station #wow 
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setting my alarm for 3 am to wake up and study 😲 😵 tomorrow is going to be soo longg 😞 
just realized im watching espn ... o.o lol lets go clippers ! ! (i think) #nba #basketball 
coworker says pitbulls are viscous , then says i ruined my dogs and asks to borrow $4.00 ! #wtf 
😲 dead . bout to go on a couple runs tomorrow . #cuttingweight #wrestlerprblms #mylife 
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why is my 2yr old still up bein a pain in my ass ? o.o 
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feel sore o.o ooh well sleeping in my undies (/.\) 
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USERNAME ..... :o .. wait .. this is the one bout meek challenging him with 100k right .. ? 
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oh fuck shit just got real i heard broken glass :o 
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damn this so called new era terminator is bulky as shit i'm not going to fool anyone :o 
is it #weird that i #crave salad late at night ? it is just so good ! #obsessed with #salad 
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USERNAME we can watch that any day u fina be like :o well that's how i was when i seen it 
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my mom is sick and is throwing up ! ! ! 😵 
my late night thoughts consist of me singing body language by jesse mccartney ... #whoops #weird 
coughing up blood is a bad thing isn't it o.0 
tiana is such a bad influence #nofirstperiod 😨 😔 😰 😲 #weresobad 
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USERNAME *wakes up* what do i mean what ? o.o 
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question: umm .... did anyone get their obama prize o_o 
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USERNAME was he walking funny ? 0.o & was he yelling ? 
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leaving lecture early to cram for the next lecture > the beauty of #university :p #crazy #pushingit 
dude said there's nothing sexier then a girl licking fry salt of her fingers .. lmmfao . #wtf 
the teacher dismissed the class a half hour early today ! ! #omg #iloveit #peasfliesandpeople #favoriteclass 
boy: hey ! you got 25 cent ? me: uh , lemme check ! boy: i got a lot of money though .. when you see me ask me for your 25 cent back ! #weird 
in b&n marveling @ the anti-obama books w/titles like the amateur , leading from behind , no higher power , and fool me twice . #smh #wow 
my boss gives me the simplest job and i somehow manage to make copying papers into a difficult tax #i 'manidiot #wtf 
why are people taking other peoples fucking ipods ? #wtf just give it back .. 
USERNAME did you take me seriously when i said kick me out of the way when im sleepin ? :o cause i have three bruises , on that side .. lmao 
when i dance in a window and there are people on the other side watching me like o.o <<<<< #oops #yolo 
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he asked me out today o.o if you know i dont like you back .... 
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USERNAME o.o hell yea fight over . after a girl kick me in *speaks chinese*, im done lol 
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abe lincoln's mother died from drinking the milk of the family dairy cow after it has eaten poisonous mushrooms ! #random 
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USERNAME 500 bucks was cut from ur account ? 0.o 
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watching dead man on campus . love this movie . then i'm taking a nap because #oomf made me sleepy . o.o 
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chicken chili cheese fries #wow @ roscoe's house of chicken and waffles URL 
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USERNAME whaa :o wheree ? ? ? ? ? and you didn't say hi ? ? ? ! ! ! and today i looked a hot messed love 
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USERNAME i need my iphone charger back this shity one doesn't let me connect to my computer 😯 
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i'm terrified of spilling this coffee all over myself 😵 😵 
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shi'ann said she wanted to beat someone up and make them bleed :o haha 
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just had the most inappropriate moment of my life with my physics ta and i've made out with someone i'm related to by marriage . #wtf 
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the entire greek system at chico state was just 100% suspended by our president . no socials , no recruitment , etc #crazy 
oh god .. i feel myself drifting off ... its too late for me to take a nap :o 
opening on black thursday . be nice to me , people . 😲 💰 
just realized i've been watching a muted tv for about 10 minutes #wtf #weirdo 
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redoing my wall .. theirs 2 many blank spaces because i put alot of the stuff around my hamster cage o.o URL 
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breaking dawn is in less then 7 hours . #omg . 
oh yeah i need to buy eye lashes too :o 
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what the hell is wrong with my twitter ! :o 
just saw a pink beetle-__- #pissed #wtf ? #myidea #diva #bitch 
with kids like yours i would have hung myself long ago . 😵 #sorude . 
dudes that used to mess w/ your friend then try to mess with you o_o 
twilight in a couple of hours with #omg and meredith 😊 😙 💗 
well apparently i'm retarded bc i really can't get my scanner to work ! ! ! #onlyme #wtf #help 
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USERNAME said i look pretty today :) even if i think other wise :o 
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just realized i've been listening to npr for a half hour #wtf 
who is that little black boy grabbing me o_o #tbt #brca #6thbirtday URL 
pretty sure the guy that just came to fix my front door just told me i have nice tits o.o 
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i wish rent was accepted in cash #dumb #wtf #toolazytogetamoneyorder 
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yes , i bounce my leg . no , i don't drink coffee often squirrel ... don't gimme that look o_o #up URL 
why the hell is my room so cold ? o.o 
i've been applying for jobs for over 2 straight hours 😲 🔫 😑 😳 lord pleease work somethin out for me 
tatiana: where were you this morning enly: i was making out with davion o.o 
omfg , this guy was looking at me like he was undressing me with his eyes ! :o 
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bitches fight so hard at snider they boobs poppin out ! 😲 
thats funny ... jordan's been getting random phone calls from random people o.o 
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😵 😤 😣 i've had enough css , html , and javascript for today . i'm about to flip out . i need a blunt like whoa . #nerdalert 
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USERNAME weak ? o.o listen to a song at 153 and if that's weak get one at 200 bpm ! ! 
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listening to a show on #shade45 that would rival anything on npr's #spendidtable . a hiphop guide to fine wine . #wtf 
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USERNAME not you lol , you don't even take my bus o.o 
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this movie just turned from a teacher having sex with her student , to another teacher developing a lesbian crush on the other teacher . #wtf 
omg i swear to god if you are late one more time i'm gonna stab you in the eye 😤🔪 😲 
i dreamt that erika && ashley became friends again . #weird 
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ben and i might get married in a church that an episode of USERNAME was filmed in ... #omg #holycrap #areyoukiddingme #toocool 
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the cake my mama ordered for me was $60 damn dollars ! ! 0_o 
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USERNAME do i know who your talking about ? 😯 
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i didn't even know a black guy's hair can look the way andrew bynum has it o_o 
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lebron ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #random lol 
when eggs follow me<<< , when are you gonna hatch ? o_o 
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USERNAME <3 'en the ellen show . y'all where hilarious . so funny what that grl did . #wow #hilarious 
my brother got me looking at this scary movie ! .. o_o 
this little kid is taking all the stickers at the doctors office ! #wtf #greedy 
one of my exs a chick named brittany . another one is trying to get with a brittany . my name is brittany . say anything ? lol #wtf 
pretty sure i just passed a guy on 64 watching porn on his ipad while he drives #wtf 
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buy-1-get-1 holiday drinks this weekend . meanwhile ... #crazy #barista @ starbucks augusta mall URL 
USERNAME hell no im a hard worker;d lol youre a lazy ass big time :o 
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USERNAME just tell everyone i'm not washed up like you 😮 
someone got on their car digg fresh look at me know 0_o 
my ex is a complete and total psychopath , and at one point it used to bother me . now i just don't care (: lolol #youlookdumb #ohhnoo #crazy 
USERNAME omg se said i was a good girl ! ! ! o_o 
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one of my new phone cases already came 😯 😁😈🎀 
i'm trying so hard no to stare at this lady right now 😲 
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stephen harper passed a law the exempts the new #windsor bridge/parkway from be targeted in any new #environmental lawsuits . #wtf 
on the way home i saw a firetruck and 3 police cars near my house o_o 
inboxing me on facebook but u right next to me #wtf 
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some random old boy wondering round the car park , stopping and staring at the ground . #weird #iowa 
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they can stay with them tt tonight . imma need a shot or 2 for this o_o lol 
#youknowyourgirlfriendisakeeperwhen she lets you touch another woman's boobs . 😮 
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k , be back on later :( twitter is like my drug omg haha :o 
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my mom took off from work today to go to costco , are you kidding me ? #wow . 
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. USERNAME still has not given me the halo 4 bonus content for people who pre-ordered , nor have they responded to my help queries . #wtf 
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my bestfriend wants me to go with her n the funny thing is ive never seen any of the movies o_o 
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gone try to change the subject or get me off her case by telling me to go listen to future now it's okay for me to listen to him . #crazy 
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😲 almost to 10000 tweets wee ! ! ! ! ! ! 
my mom just told me , . . . who the hell taught her that o.0 
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this lady at work was talking about how she liked older guys . her reasoning was because they smell like death and they are wrinkly . #wtf 
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we r who we are just started playing on hit list and i thought about the dance me & courtnee' made up in 8th grade . #embarrassing #omg 
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everyones all like let's go see twilight while im like i wanna go to la h drink then get tanked at the edge #weird 
bitches can have sex with a nigga raw , but wear a bonnet to protect their hair tracks at night 0_o 
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lil wayne looked the same his whole life . 😯 
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that last battlefield 3 match though :o o .. too serious 
snap crackle pop , my rice crispy's can talk ! 😮 
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doing stuff for work and all of a sudden my tire is shredded . #wtf #justmyluck 
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gets home :o h cool we have bananas and water 😞 
expecting a package from ups today & a ups truck pulls up in front of my house , turns off the engine . waits for 5 mins then drives away #wow 
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shortly after the little girl gave me the death stare and the finger o_o 
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"USERNAME back in the day #wtf URL i remember this picture 
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just saw a man with a hook for a hand ! ! ! ! #weird 
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this woman starts every lecture with then goes on for about 30 min ! 😲 🔫 
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just saw the north carolina basketball players on campus :o 
just learned how to house sit for a lady who has 21 cats .. #gonnadie #omg 
attempted to work out after giving blood .. epic fail #shouldhavelistened 😮 
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facebook and twitter would update at the same time #wtf 
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really starting to believe in mercury in retrograde .... ppl from my past have been showing up and comm issues all over the place ! #weird 
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ted saw my panties and asked why they so bright o_o 😳 😳 😳 😳 
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standing in the light til it's over out of our minds o_o 
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on average a person eats about 60,000 pounds of food in a lifetime . 😯 
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and yeah i'm gonna be one of those douchebags that's going to the breaking dawn premiere tonight ... #wow 
wonder who will still talk to me after high school o.o 
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- yo son call you a dead beat ? ! :o #gucci 
USERNAME if that's a joke lol if not ... o.o awkward 
spray tan hope i'm not orange ! ! ! :o 
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going to the movies tomorrow to see the new twilight movie ... idec if i go by myself o_o 
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USERNAME what did i miss in english today ? :o 
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trevor feeling a little salty that they gave him cod for the wrong system ouch 😵 😂 
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USERNAME we have homework ? ! where have i been o.o fuck ! 
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some kid i don't know just told me i'm gorgeous .. #wow #soflattered :) #alsoslightlyweird 
USERNAME how can i respond to ur dm if you don't follow back ? lol #wtf 
ever since theres no fb , twitter is pretty much my lyfee :o 
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today feels like friday .. but it's only thursday mehh 😯 
where is my mom .... & my tacos ? 😲 
at the promenade , waiting for our movie to start :) there are soo many twihards out here o.0 
totally vented on the bus today . i just talked . and talked . to no one . practically to myself . i wonder if anyone heard any of it . o.o 
USERNAME oh oops o.o is that a bad thing i talked to much in a bad way or ? 
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there is really a page . . . lol . #wow #fb 
if adonis fucked up his ankle does he still have to go to try out 😮 
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at mickey's very merry christmas party ... still don't feel christmassy o_o 
work in a hour and a half . 😲 🔫 
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put on norts for today ... my mom sent me back to change . #wtf #dresstoimpress USERNAME 
why don't they have a turkey emoji . #wtf 🐔 #notaturkey 
USERNAME i couldnt sleep for shit last night and i think i have a urinary tract infection ... which sux 😲 
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my eyes go from brown to black real quick when i'm mad . #weird 
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you can always tell when somebody finally got a cell phone by the way they text . #wtf 
its funny how people can shout out to fake bros and sisters but not they real sibling ... o_o 
people of cracker barrel should be a new website . #crazy #thanksgiving #oldpeoplescareme 
i just want a girl i can buy shit for and spend hollidays with . #wtf 
me: im thankful for your mom for bringing me you ... stimac: o.o 
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USERNAME your mom came over to hang out with my mom last night :o 
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my ghoulia yelps(monster high) skull shores doll #random @ the location URL 
i need to hurry up and go my job went from wipin asses to doin hair today o_o 
up in the air .. happy thanksgiving ! ! :o ) 
bout to start stripin it's so hit in my grandma house .. 😲 
woke up with USERNAME keys in my purse and apparently he has USERNAME debit card ... ? ! #wtf #blackoutwednesday 
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i just remembered i have to play santa this christmas eve :o 
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i think when i walked in to church the holy water evaporated 😱 😇 😲 
bunt is making me help cook i just want to sleep 😵 😥 😴 
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the grocery stores are open up here . #weird (@ dominick's w/ 2 others) URL 
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#iamthankfulfor my mother making two pans of broccoli and cheese casserole . i'm going to die in a food coma tonight . 😲 
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birthday tweet , catch that shit ! 1 :o 6 👯🎉 
random smile inducing sightings . #brooklyn #bushwick #thanksgiving2012 #random @ bushwick , brooklyn URL 
USERNAME terrible ... but i guess it's better than tofurkey ... 0.o any how happy turkey less turkey day ! ! 
when most families are watching football , mine are watching swamp people haha #nocluewhatitis #weird #family 
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happy thanksgiving everyone . enjoy your food comas . 🍴 😵 💀 
USERNAME aha my bad 😮 i got a little shy 😶 
hungry af but i don't want to get yelled at o_o 
why is mcdonalds open ? #wtf i feel sad for whoever goes to mcdonalds on #thanksgiving #probablygoinglater 
my 10 year old cousin has an iphone 5 .. 😒 #wtf 
black gold ... i could stare at these guys all day #wow #texas 
chitlins should be banned in the u . s . 😨 😷 😲 
watching hollywood heights for the first time & so confused ... i kinda get it , tho . \(.__.)/ is the adam guy the same guy from superman ? o.o 
USERNAME maybee and what if she no remember us ? :o #sadthoughts 
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my little cousin has a serious girlfriend now ? ? #weird 
my only brother with his only child ,. julieann reppin the “cazares“ jk lol #random @ kelley's country cooking URL 
lord i'm letting my sister do my hair . 0_o my life's over . 
i am thankful for the great sex ive been having 👌 😵 ☺ 🙏 
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USERNAME their is nothing to say , thats the point of the tweet ... duhh o.0 
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what a great thanksgiving ! ! fighting is always a fun way to celebrate ! ! ! #omg 
my mom keeps starin at me , its creepin me out :o 
ive never had wine :o my aunts a g lol 
#imthankfulfor my two loving brothers i would do anything for them 😵 #siikkee 
wonder how zero iowa city city high kids made the iowa city press citizen all area football team ? #weird 
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one word down , 2499 to go ... #omg #fml 
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USERNAME sam i want to shoot myself of boredom 😲 🔫 
watching jurassic park 3 :d i haven't seen this movie in years :o lol 
omgg my moms buffalo chicken dip is so good but soo hot 😵 #sospicy #cantstopeatingitthough #omg 
finally o.o ihate twitter jail]: nvr got tht shit . i felt empty w . o teitter though . 
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i have no idea why my family is watching this dog show instead of football #itsthanksgiving #wtf 
USERNAME awkward when i thought a guy grabbed my ass at the bar turn around to punch him and it was a girl glad you could witness that #weird 
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bitch said hoe you better be worried you ugly af 0_o ! ! ! 
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favorite movie is on tv today too ? #omg #thegodfather 
i need to go get my eyebrows done o.0 asap 
commercials are so loud , the regular tv show is so quiet like << but as soon as the commercials come on its like >>>>> #wtf lol 
the whole fam watching everybody hates chris on thanksgiven #wow #greatbonding 
johnny said he is gunna take yhe credit card away :o d: #noo 
USERNAME our of all people ... look who it is .. :o o 
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USERNAME just sent me the aaron carter holiday album in the mail . #wtf 
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USERNAME i would get it on my back shoulder . :o but omg that's so cute . we should get that one :d with our initials underneath . 
amber: the pilgrims came to america to find gold . #educator #wow 
the starbucks here gives you free refills on drinks that are 😯 
my brother says i have a thick northern accent . #wtf #icamearound 
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grandma please , please for the love of god stop handing me food 😲 😷 
i wonder how many turkeys died this past week 🐔 😵 
smashed those plates of food . food coma ensues 😲 
my moms cousin sees me getting cranberry juice and asked me if i wanted vodka with it my face went o.o eek lol 
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people already ate ? isn't it a little to early ? o.o 
thanksgiving on the beach is nice , but it's not the same . #weird #turkeydayinfl 
can't get too #weird around the family tonight . its just not my style . 
always something to see at dexter walmart on thanksgiving day #wtf 
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my dad's favorite beer . #wtf #bluemarlin #beastlight @ casa de sleevuh URL 
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the tip of a q-tip just fell off deep in my ear . #wtf 
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( o_o ) ... since when did dying the ends of your hair become such a trend that a 'proper name' has to be used for it ? 
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im bored 0_o ima spam some random niggas cuz i have nothing better to do xc 
#rhskatie oh no teachers can see my twitter 😮 follow me 
don't think i'm gonna be getting any sleep for like 2 days o.o 
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waking up thinking why the hell are so many ethnicities in my house i'm black ... o_o 
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left the pair of heels and skirt i planned to wear today at school #wtf #thinkjess 
i can't wait to eat til i die tonight 😵 🍗🍷🍴🍺 
bob saget does the voice of older ted on #himym #crazy 
my dad said wanted to some trampling tn at black friday . he wants to use pepper spray #wtf 
they said oomf no longer my brother o.o its like that ? 
USERNAME watch your mouth or ill put that arrow through your lung when we get back to school 😠 🎯 😵 
my sister just sent me a picture of her packed bags for when she goes into labor :o #supernervous #futureaunt 
i wonder what am i to do today ? o.o 
my brothers knowledge of beer . #paleale #lagers #darklagers #wtf ? 
USERNAME ... o.o i'll just go hide over here *hides behind chair* #livingzombie 
off to go get turkey wasted ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
mitchell just squeezed the cat till it stated hissing and he said its like a squeaky toy #wow 
emmaus high school reunion last night at krocks . #wow #blastfromthepast #allgrownup 
omg all i see is puro hispanic en nc :o 
would it be wrong if i mention #oomf & thank them for the neck ? 😮 
everyone is like uh i eat like this every single night , and somehow i am still the same weight .. #weird 
west virginia is beating the fuck outta marist :o 81-36 ! 
USERNAME i would be ur family .. #crazy lmao >> #fat smh :p 
how come i come home to a hostile house when all i'm trying to do is eat some turkey #wow 
why is that child on a leash ? ! 😮 
finding out your 11year old cousin talks shit on instagram . #wtf 
USERNAME hahaha make him feel bad xd but what if he's buying your xmas gift :o 
it's warmer in chicago ! o.o lol @ laguardia airport (lga) URL 
the college player that scored 138 points .... i'm just like o.o ? 
that moment when you feel like the only reason people tweet they're thankful for you is b/c you're thankful for them .. lol #wtf #sadtweet 
having to listen to the police radio for an hour ! ! shoot me ! ! 😵 🔫🔫 #philstruck or as i like to call it- boring land ! 
i'd love to do individual shoutouts to everyone that i'm thankful for but there's just too many :o 
im too mutha fuckin hungry , got waitin till 6 ! ! ! i'm gon die 😵 
yall i can get a furless cat and not be allergic to it #omg 
rt if you went into a food coma 😨 😲 
USERNAME do you think i should wait until friday & i might find one cheaper ? :o 
i'm thankful for my beautiful girlfriend chingy . :-o #i #love #chingy USERNAME 
if i eat one more thing i will explode ! ! i still have another dinner to go to .. 😵 
i am so stuffed i can't even walk ! ! ! :o #tubby 
finally made it to our destination ! after getting lost twice ! :o 
touchdown and then let the lions have good return . #wtf 
my lil cousin stole my pants while i slept ... and them left the state with them ! ? o.o #waitineedthose 
just caught someone taking my picture at wal mart; might have something to do with having my sunglasses on swear im dressed normal ... #wtf 
i'm sitting in a dark hole and drinking myself stupid tonight . so annoying . 😲 
to do list: deal with this hot mess ! ! ! #crazy #hair #hot #mess _chowchie @ city of alvarado URL 
USERNAME oh hell no . the same thing happened to me ! i wasn't following you a few days ago . :o 
USERNAME we bought over 40 eggs ! ! :o #getinmybelly 
this is the most comfortable chair i've ever sat in . #random #justsaying 
#omg baby boo ! ! ! 1 ! 1 ! 
mom claims that ... #wtf .. thats how you know shes tipsy 
wow the things USERNAME tells me ! i wouldn't ever repeat ! ! 😷💩 😵 
saw mrs . heldenbrand at the casino today . #random 
seen on honey boo boo last night: sketi ( ? ) recipe : spaghetti + ketchup + margerine (that they called butter) #tlc #explotation #fail #wtf 
USERNAME omg ! ! ! ! ! ! good luck :o 
my family is always late ... my mama said thanksgiving dinner start at 3 buutt my brother just showed up 0_o shocked th outta me ! 
nothing ever can go right for me ever .... #wtf 
twitter won't let me tag anyone in my tweets . #wtf 
eww , ur tellin me you put the tamales back on the plate after you dropped them on the kitchen floor ;o #eww #fml #wtf #why 
#mentionsomeoneyourethankfulfor USERNAME USERNAME .. these nates . id be lost without u both o.o thanks 4 forgiving n loving me ! 
USERNAME i will tell you , forsure (: he hasn't told us anything yet either :o 
just got yelled at for trying to purchase something that wasn't on sale until 8pm tonight . #wtf fuck off #walmart put up a sign at least ... 
USERNAME really ? ? i was always told there was d o.o r do not . there is no try . #yodaquote 
USERNAME lol wtf i had like the same dream ! #weird 
USERNAME idk you just are ! lol 😲 😝 🍻 
the real question is . are my glasses in weakleys car ? if not , where are they ? o.o 
my mom is making me go shopping at midnight ... #wtf 
USERNAME you have really pretty eyes ! :o sorry to be creepin c: 
the first scene of this movie is a killer turkey that talks running through the woods after a pilgrim chick with her shirt off #wtf 
thanksgiving lunch with boyfriends family , then thanksgiving dinner with mine . #somuchfood #omg #fat 
nothing would make my day more than if my dad was pulled over for doing unlawful speeds . 😱 😵 👮🚨🚓🚔 
my uncle just ask me was my macbook real o.o 
USERNAME erik is my bf :o since when :0 ? lololol 
#2chainzthanksgivinglyrics o.o . o.o k . mashed potatoes , turkey , you chick she so hungry , i'm in that dining room tryna finish that big birdy 
lmaoo my lil cousins are over and im on twitter lol the face my lil cousin made when he saw USERNAME 's picture he was like o.o lmaoo 
this whole being home thing feels like a dream ... i'm ready to wake up in my bed in nyc and be all #wtf 
i'm thankful when any houston team is doing well , the teams not doing well look like a contender . #wtf 
omg i almost went to jail last year on thanksgiving o.o 
USERNAME xd kiss . the . air and :o no no mum don't cry 
i just found out my great grandma on my dads side was engaged to white bulger 😵 #mobwife #moblife #mafia 
my cuzzins trynna get me drunk before i go to work o_o 
dream guy: tall skinny white guy with long blonde hair , blue eyes , loves the same music as me , plays the uke/guitar , can sing and skates . :o 
couple touchdowns , and almost a concussion .... nice turkey bowl if u ask me . 😵 
we found a river too ! ! 😯 💦 #awesomeness URL 
it sucks that my step dad can't find his deer he killed ! ! i really wanted some deer jerky ! ! ! #wtf 
#imthankfulfor USERNAME if it wasn't for you i probably would've never started smoking weed :o 
the fact that my dad carries a gun around with him everywhere during hunting season >> #lmao #redneck #crazy 
break time from a very work-filled morning . tipped my barista extra :o -) #whew #h2o #bigtipper # @ starbucks URL 
USERNAME :o well gosh ! and oh um what ya doing today ? 
USERNAME i am sure he does <3 he will only care if you want to be in the team :o 
getting ready to try something with this eye shadow ,,, hope i come out alright o_o 
USERNAME what time do you think you can ? :o 
my mom made so many differemt desserts o.o im in heaven just waiting on this damn turkey 
why am i wearing boots and a levi's jacket , when the weather is so warm ? o.o 
USERNAME omg give that too me ! ! ! my phone is cracked to the max with no lock button 😲 😡 
how'd you do in the turkey trot ! ? :o (happy thanksgiving ! ) USERNAME 
bitch , it looks like you dont know how to smile haha your smile -> :[ }] #dontsmile o_o 
man we all trying to nap and my mom come wake me and my brother up to take pictures 0_o if she don't get out my face ! 
USERNAME :o really ! ? ! and yes i work at 10pm ! 
i had the strangest dream . i was at home and i got a call from my bf and we started argueing , then he hung up and i woke up o.0 
#wtf happened to looney tunes ? it is filled with bs dialog that no kids actually care about . where are the splats , gunfire , and explosions ? 
USERNAME :o ! ! ! lemme ask my parents lol , why are you selling it ! ? 
USERNAME louis is hiding something ? ! ? ! ? o.o :) ;) 
what's that big thing with a long freekin' neck ! ? ... uh a giraffe ? ? #wow #myfamily ... 
i should get payed for this ! ! ! :o o 
its alot of girls dat dun got fat dese days ... y'all need ta cutback , not turnup on thanksgiving . if yu eat more dan one plate ... o_o lls 
i'm so late to all this new hip lingo #random 
the fact that it's thanksgiving & we're busy as fuck ... o_o 
when i came home last night , i forgot my garage code & it took me 3 attempts , i've been away from home too long o_o 
#funtimes #love #random #moments #pinelake #beautiful #water #toocold #wish #summer #here #to #s @ pine lake URL 
look like ima be in tha house by myself all day .... cuhs i have no haircut :o 
USERNAME just informed me that he doesn't care for thanksgiving food . time to rethink this relationship ... #wtf 
USERNAME && it was at dave & busters oh && i fought somebody but i dont remember who o_o lol 
USERNAME die 500gr ga k wel ni op kunn krijgn zeg :o 
definitely hit the moment when someone should carry me to my bed #sofull 😲 
wtf is kid rock doing during this halftime show ? what the hell is this ? #weird 
ok , this kid rock performance/song is really creeping me out ... he's surrounded by dancing girls , all clearly under the age of 18. #weird 
or ... maybe is was his jacket ? #weird but i'm still a fan . 
#iwillneverunderstand why feet are a turn on for some boys . o.o 
ironing or drying your clothes before you put them on just to get that 5 extra seconds of warmth #loveit #weird #thanksgving #gobble 
i just watched the lions halftime show ...................... #wow #embarrassing #whatajoke #detroit 
lol my fingers hurt from fucken pressing the favorite button so much . 😂 😲 
just got done eating thanksgiving dinner with the family :o ) 
gtg . i don't wanna use all my ipod battery :o o 
USERNAME this reminds me of our 1a . m . conversations hahaha #crazy 
sitting down with the family at a table and eating #weird 
:o i should ask eyver to come over :d d 
rt USERNAME watching a movie in grandpa's 4d theater . URL - vett ! :o 
USERNAME ahah oh so what does that mean that you want to stop talking ? :o ahah 
it's warm in the city . but not that warm . #wtf @ downtown acura URL 
at my dads now , brought him a plate he says he haven't eaten in 3 days , it's believable he really don't eat a lot . o.0 
USERNAME i mean if thats how you roll go for it :o 
just saw a bruce lee commercial and for a second i thought it was USERNAME ! #weird 
USERNAME o.o he shouldn't have arms to shoot the ball in the fourth quarter ! ! 
so full of deliciousness i could throw up 😲 alright . time for cake . #fatkid #thanksgiving 
mommy jus cut her finger open cuttin open a bag of marshmellows :o 
this woman really . killed her man . over a number in his fone #wtf 
yay i get to be up until 6 in the morning o.o 
USERNAME nevermind im scared ... why would you say that o_0 that was mean lol 
when i smoke , it get foggy like the shower glass :o 
USERNAME she told me about it . haha . is it really that scary ? :o 
my me mah really needa sit down trynna dance o.o 
USERNAME hey im down with et ;d lol i could actually picture that o_o 
holy shit what is this white stuff fallin out of the sky ? :o o_o 
when your dad is so asian he hangs the wet laundry in the living room because of the wood stove ..... <<<< #wtf #dumby not a laundry room 
USERNAME yeah i wondered that to , zombie are made of lava and fire apparently . #wtf 
USERNAME yes :o like a little section i told her she should get 1d shaved in it next time she said ok lol ! ! ! 
so my mom decided to invite basically everyone & their momma to come over :o 
:( (((((((( tomorrow is the last episode of icarly ? ! #wtf 
why am i about to eat dinner now ... we've never eaten dinner so early in my life o.o 
thankful for my bed because i'm dying of pain right now .🌵🌵🌵🌵 😵 
USERNAME o.o umm .... lmaoo ! but happy thanksgiving & you can come over today 
bacon stuffed in turkey ? that actually sounds fucking amazing ... o.o 
oh mi gosh >>><<<that text i just got :o lmao 
niggahs that go , around lying whats good with you like do you have anything better to do then to sit there , & lie your ass off ? o.o 
i do not feel like working black friday in the morning 😔 14hr shift with crazy people all day 😵 🔫 
USERNAME yess o.o how do you know that o , o 
idk how people are eating already o_o lol i eat like at 7 or so 
i wish every member of one direction and justin bieber had a freaking snapchat . i would die . 🙏👌 ❤ 😯 😄 USERNAME USERNAME 
whoa it's a holiday whoa #whoa #wow #neat @ yankee haislip foxtrot URL 
my stomach feels like its gonna eat itself already 😵 
USERNAME i'm getting wasted ... with out you ...... #weird ... i miss you . 
i have to work #blackfriday and my nana asks if i want to get stoned before i go to work ? #wtf #nanarocks 
USERNAME youu already have a car ? ! :o i miss youu ! 
okay well i survived the family feast and it's almost time for the family pie challenge . #omg 
oh and head over cashiers yelled at me for leaving register when it was time for me to clock out ! ! because i didn't have a reliever :o :( 
USERNAME lmffaoo ! . vecino didn't come though ! . :o 
USERNAME probably a good 30-35lbs ... and it's deboned too to it's literally all meat . :o 
too many mexicans up in wincos ! every women looks like me mom o_0 
USERNAME you're beautiful ... :o followback , love ? :) xx 
i am soo ready for a nap . 😲 😴 
the family pie challenge is that we have to eat 1 piece of each pie and our family always has at least 12 pies . #omg #icandoit 
it's crazy how familiar you get with your own car , driving someone else's feels so weird 0.o 
USERNAME i feel weird for asking this but who are you ? :o 
i honestly cannot explain how excited i am for this food . #filipinoparty #thanksgiving #omg USERNAME 
my family would be the #weird ones that go to school on #thanksgiving to give my grandp @ butler high school URL 
lol USERNAME gettin drunk in the middle of the day #wow 
miami feels so quiet and peaceful today ! ! ! #weird 
USERNAME nah lol there was a shooting at my little brothers school & you were one of the dudes shooting :o lmao 
USERNAME have . taken to omar cuz he message me :o , so what's gonna go down .. 
i'm like tellin my sister about the tattoo i want , and of cource out of the whole bible we choose the same verse and symbol . #twins #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm so confused on why i'm in this tweet 0_o 
them them family mebas you barley know & they give you a hug every five minutes , o.o 
why would people call thanksgiving turkey day ? #wtf #dumbass 
it's thanksgiving and we have a dog show on tv #wtf turn on football ! ! ! 
surprised to see people still listinin to music from their psp #wow 
my nephew can use a touch phone pretty good i wasnt even that smart when i was 3 o.o 
alright USERNAME ... where can i find these girls you post ? #wow 
aye dios babe is gonna kill me when she see what i did :o 
i hate when my parents make thanksgiving dinner so early #wtf 
my family just told me they wouldn't release me from the hospital when i was born cause my head was too big and they were concerned #wtf 
is it my phone thats trippen or did you not get the message :o #stupidphones 
USERNAME happy turkey day .. i'm thankful , for friends & esp . my awesome family ! :o ) 
i must say ...... my sister in law looks pretty good today ;p college is good tio her ! ...... is that wrong ? ? ? ? :o 
don't answer my messages thats nice of you ... #pissedoff #wtf 
USERNAME :o oh mann , we should have a top marathon . and i mean nothing but pure top hngg 
these nfl rules are making my head spin . all tds reviewable ? this one not bc the whistle didnt blow ? coach penalized for challenging ? #wtf 
jesus what is the nfl coming to ! #wtf #bottlesabouttobethrownonthefield 
apparently when every part of your body and the ball touches the ground your not down and you score run for a touchdown . #wtf ? 
somebody fire that referee ! that man was down ! elbows and knee ! #wtf 
wow ! the #lions just got raped that's a horrible call ! how can they can not review that ? #nfl #wtf #badcall 
that was not a touch down . why was that not reviewed ? ! #wtf 
he was clearly down ... smh how can u call that a td ! ! ! ? #wow #texansgotsrewed #nfl #refsblewit 
the replacement officials couldn't of even fucked up that bag #wow 
oh hey houston , he was down ! #badcall #wtf 
tbh i dont even wanna fck all a nigga want is some head , who giving top ? 😮 😵 😂 
my stomach is really growling ! ! ! ! i'm about to croak ! ! ! ! 😲 
wtf 0.0 i love the texans .. but .. they were down :o #fuckit #touchdown 
are you kidding me ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! #wtf #horriblecall 
worst call i've seen in a long time clearly not a td #texanslions #wow 
guess they like both cats and cows ? crazy cow-cat lady perhaps ! #crazy #license #plates @ costco wholesale URL 
my 70 year old grandma is talking about sex with her boyfriend #omg #earmuffs 
i hate the #lions as much as the next guy but #wtf ? ! ? 
this is how i feel after that call 🙀 😵 😱 
lol that was the biggest joke of a call in the detroit game .. o.o can't even comprehend what happened . 
houston should be thanking the referees for that terrible call #wtf 
did the texans really just get away with that ? ? ? ? ? ? #wtf ? #replacementrefs 
omg i've never been so full 😳 😁 😋 😲 👌👍🍖🍗🍴🍷🍰🍧 
#replacentrefs where ya'll at ? oh that's right ... you officiating the texans/lions game ... #blowncall #wtf #hateitorloveitshow 
that touchdown was an even more worse call then the seahawks/packers call ! #wtf USERNAME 
my grandpa asks me if i go to a coed school and when i say yes he then tells me that i must carry around a stick #wtf 
never heard such a bullshit call .. #wtf . #everydamgame 
worst call i have ever seen ... hahaha ! and they got penalized ! ! #wtf 
i see people saying us latinos ain't having turkey ;o i'm having turkey :o 
USERNAME how does this happen . detroit finally looks like they aren't going to beat themselves and the refs steal one #wtf 
what was that call ? ? no clue how that worked out .... #wtf #nfl #happythanksgiving #houvsdet 
can i ask how that's not reviewable ? like you could even see on the big screen that his elbow and knee was down #wtf ? #cheated 
USERNAME :o we can both have iphones ! emoji party 
drove past fhs and they're already starting to build the new school 😯 
USERNAME you are welcome to come eat at my sisters . or we can drink at my house later . i'm gonna buy beer while the stores are open :o 
USERNAME 0_o nigga wtf he was down stevie wonder could have seen that shit 
the lions just got ripped off big time on that last call . #wow 
that awkward moment when my 18 yr old cousin walks in with his 28 yr old gf and her son ... #wow 
so many black ppl at the walmart on 29 o.o 
rt USERNAME i'd like to apologize to all the #nfl replacement officials for the horrible things i said about you . #wow 
oxtail sauce and mac n cheese 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 👅💦 my mouth just started watering 🙊 
being around the family while they say the prayer is very awkward . i'm atheist 0_o 
i'm not going to do anything today ! just sleep and txt cause this headache is killing me ! 😲 😔 
why cant the nfl get things right . these refs need to do their jobs and make a call not play dumb and depend on review to get it right . #wtf 
USERNAME yeah beers are going down too easy today #weird #imthankful #threepretzeldogs #reallyreallylongislandicedtee #reallylonghashtags 
why do i have so many middle easterners adding me to bbm . odd #random 
i have a feeling i'm not going to be unable to walk tomorrow lol haven't had a leg day in a long while o.o 
when my aunt dsent know how to scroll on an ipad hahaha #ohgod 📱 😯 
i just realized #oomf never even talks to me anymore #wtf 
im glad my whole tl disagrees with that call too . #wtf 
can't wait any longer to eat might die 😵 😵 😵 #feedme 
i go downstairs , and i am blinded by my house .___. my dad painted our walls yellow :o 
USERNAME o . m . g . :o umm were u droped on ur head when u younger ? lbvs jk ily still haha 
USERNAME why are you with jonsers in the first place ? o_o 
i feel like all i do is pee now . #crazy 
nece bout to suck this bottle inside out tho o_o 
i seen this bish with some arched ass eyebrows last night . she was walking around looking surprised as fuck the whole night . 😯 
when people respond to them and it still comes to you and you have no clue who that trick is <<<<<< 😲 🔫 
nigga u tryn to rape me hell naw we aint cool ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME uh-oh :o lol love you too sis ! <3 
so all the boys to start the day took a shot :o lol 
USERNAME i guess i'm thankful for your ratchet ass 😯 
that's why my kid is #crazy #crazynanny @ pam and allens beachouse URL 
took a trip on the bus to h-e-b . because my family didn't buy pumpkin pie o_o #desperate 
it's weirrd seeing the parking lots at school so empty ... o_o 
hey dad im want to get an iphone tomorrow . da d: ok get one and charge it to the bill . happy birthday o.0 #happythanksgiving 
& on the #dayofthanks my siblings are making their christmas lists . #wtf #wantwantwant 
USERNAME haha i never unfollowed you :o maybe my twitter idk (x you coulda told me ! 
USERNAME i guess i'm thankful for your ratchet ass 😯 
these people are dead effing serious ... haha #blackfriday #crazy what happened to #thanksgiving ? @ best buy URL 
my bro making vegan turkey o_o @ white marsh , maryland URL 
USERNAME i guess i'm thankful for your ratchet ass 😯 
USERNAME well , i don't wanna force you to do anything :o but i hope i can see you more often <3 if you go to conditioning or not (: 
lost my sweatshirt ..... how is what i'd like to know 0.o 
USERNAME is there anybundle , like psvite black + p4g or battle royale + 4gb memory card for only $199 :o 
USERNAME just remind me on saturday night so i won't eat them all ... :o ) 
there is something wrong with us ! ! ! ! toastymcfadden #boyfriend #crazy #cute #weird @ kat & rob's palace URL 
everyone is eating ..... andd were not eating til 4. #wtf #pissed 
USERNAME miss you too ! ! its been forever since i seen everyone ! ! #over5years #crazy 
to be honest the turkey gets the last laugh on thanksgiving ! it makes you so miserable ! 😲 😲 😲 
happy thanksgiving my friends ! #behappybesafe especially if you're going black friday shopping ! 😲 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME absolutely ! same to you guys , enjoy the holidays :o ) 
:o mom left me in charge of the turkey oh no 
USERNAME :-o how did i not know that ? i'm ashamed of myself 
USERNAME lol he looks like who did it && why . thats bad when you so big that you cant see your whole body in a picture :o 
USERNAME :o hes always lying he offers my sister free subway food ... he never offered us any -___________- 
i'm thankful for chris colfer , darren criss , the glee cast , glee , ryan murphy , wifi , and the internet ! .. i mean my family .... o_o 
this candle my mom bought changes colors . what . omg . :o 
i need to go tanning my dress literally blends in with my skin 😑 😶 😮 
o.o we've been up since 11 & have drank 3 bottles of wine fuck it #happythanksgiving 
USERNAME i think socks thinks my mom's dogs ate her kittens ! ;o) glad y'all are having a good time ! i miss going to tn ! :o ( 
and lilly steals the food off the counter 2k12 #omg #hahahahahaha 🐶 
it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits . o.o 
i'm at the gas station and this dudes vacuuming his car and his ass is like showing in the direction of everyone ! haha too much 😂 😲 
papa used to b an english proffessor , & typically he slaughters everyone n scrabble .. well i just won ! :o hehe :p #rare URL 
USERNAME dude i didn't even know i retweeted that :o 
phone 15% almost died , ipod 100% still fully charged #wtf 
everyones going to have that moment where they get full ... but as soon as dessert comes out :o you make mofo room ! ! (: #truefatass #wegottaeat 
“USERNAME my aunt carol gave me a makeover . nails , makeup , hair . she refuses to respond to anything besides hahahaha #omg #dying 
taller than me ... and about to turn 15 omg . #weird #imold USERNAME URL 
wouldn't have any other way ! ! #makeyouwannaslapyomomma 👵👋💢 😲 @ still slaving ova the stove URL 
USERNAME 😳 😦 😧 😮 🙉 you did not just tweet that . ✌ 
crouded car . im super close to him nd carol :o 
spiked apple cider . this shit is strong 😲 lol . @ fanelli cafe URL 
last flight & we will be home :o ) (@ charlotte douglas international airport (clt) w/ 29 others) URL 
your guess is as good as mine #wtf ? @ tomorrowland transit authority peoplemover URL 
letting my hair out today for the first time in years :o 
brunch mimosas were a hit ........... with grandma . 😯 😄 #danksgiving 
USERNAME #crazy can't believe people go on that show . no matter how bad your life is , things are rock bottom if you are on that show lol 
my brothers cologne smells so badly i'm dying . 😷 😖 😵 
USERNAME what stars number to u have ! ! ! ? 😵 
USERNAME woah ! ! it could be your twin :o 
demi lovato is literally sitting next to me at thanksgiving #wtf #omg 
this is the third time my brother ran into the garage door thinking he opened it #omg and he's gonna be the one driving #godhelpus 
oh my gosh , i might be moving out of lansing ! ! ! ! ! in 2months i might be in dallas texas o_0 
USERNAME just saw the scoring in that event ! #wow #rogues somebody had 95 swings ! 
i think i have plenty of room" in mii tummy _lets eat_ ....... ! :o 
USERNAME you got a job & are you a flag girl ... 0_o 
just ate all the mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes . 😵 
the squirrel jumped onto our screen door and just clung to it as we stared him down in awe . #wtf he's pretty ballzy now ! 
i'm thankful i attract ladies , not hoes #random #turkeyday 
when people rt my tweets and there not my followers i'm like this o_o .. 
this pumpkin cake with cream cheese icing >>>> #heaven #omg 
and round two aboutta start haha omg i'm gaining like gazillion pounds :o 
last holiday season w/ my mom in ohio . #crazy #thankful 
eating everything ... and you forgot there's dessert ... o.o 
im getting a hoody from chris browns clothing for christmass :) ;) :o :p oshekanksoens yess ! 
USERNAME oh o_0 i tho you was lol mb ... why were you in a rush when i seen you lol 
wow ! i just threw up so hard my nose started bleeding ! ! #wtf that's never happened before . #hungover 
i went there kinder , 1st , and like half of second grade :o 
did i really just deny some wine ? #whoami #weird 
my 11 year old cousins thankgiving feastconsists of black olives and potatoes #wtf 
really they're just going to give them the touchdown ? ? ? #wow 
😵 “USERNAME caught this nigga slipping wit the beats my macy's 😭 URL 
USERNAME a sweet poatoe ! ! ! ! :o ) 
USERNAME haha . is that your first full name ? because mary ellen is my frat full name :o ! haha i definitely will ! 
my mom is angry and was so clear to me :o 
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USERNAME i thought i was the only one ! :o 
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woke up from a dream this morning in which a phrase , was being repeated in song form… #wtf 
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just got real excited for dinner .. i can smell it from the basement 😯 
i wonder what my fam is going to say about my tongue piercing 😫 😰 😰 😵 
mom kept asking austin to get off his ps3 & start cleaning & he wouldn't . so ... she turned the power off . hahah 😂 #onlymyfamily #crazy ❤ 😍 
mom: me: then why'd you divorce him ? mom: oh hes not your real dad . #wtf ? haha not cool . 
USERNAME USERNAME our #crazy turkey chef ... #raging #yet #happythanksgiving #jetst @ k10 jets tailga URL 
so full part one of the meal is complete #thanksgiving USERNAME 😲 
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someone tried to hack my twitter . got a password reset email . #wtf 
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went to go get pumpkin pie and they were outta whipped cream #wtf how do you run outta whipped cream ? 
me and this dog are having a staring contest o.o 
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lady gaga came out with perfume that has blood and seman ? wtf 0_o 
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USERNAME passed out on the couch , im full but hungry at the same time o.o i dont think we're gonna make it ! lol 
USERNAME do you have to print out the ticket ? :o 
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USERNAME i had to clear that up , or you would've beat me up ! o_o 
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why am i still eating ? i am soo full 🙊 😵 #thanksgivingprobz 
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my brother spat in my eye while intentionally over articulating a word . #wow #gross 
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im more social than my girlfriend at her own family party ... #wtf 
USERNAME kill me before i hve to listen to this concert 😲 
USERNAME you are missing baby ellen's holiday music show 😮 🎤🎄 
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USERNAME we're gee like that c: eat tamales like every other mexican family lol you :o ? 
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USERNAME - again ? >_< what did i do this time ? :o lmfao 
the fact that i'm actually having thanksgiving with my family this year #weird #thankful 
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USERNAME <======== where has she been ? ? ? 0.o 
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all this hate im hearing about the lions .. #wtf 
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why are people eating already ... it's called thanksgiving dinner #wtf 
having ham on thanksgiving instead of turkey . #wtf ? #whateverr 
just left from my second family's house , home with paul my mom & brother , o.o 
ahh fuck you turkey + beer = energy kill ! ! 😮 💤 
aunt had me watch a video of my cousins first birthday . i was 4 yrs old ballin outside while evry1 was singing happy birthday to him #weird 
just kidding but seriously . i'm the type to take pictures not be in pictures :o 
my power has cut on and off 5 times in the past 15 mins #wtf 
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shit it's 4 and people finished eating already 0.o we've been cooking since 3am 
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all the pretty girls all seem to be going lesbian all of a sudden #justsayin #random 
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USERNAME me too ! i had it for the first time at laura's lol so it'll be the first time i make it :o 
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USERNAME lol damn i know huh :o maybe i should take it off for people wont think that ? :o 
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USERNAME you're gonna cause the plane to fall ! 😲 ✈💺 
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USERNAME cant believe i was never following you :o #schoolboyerror 
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going to my second and then later on my third 😵 
USERNAME funny , i never pictured you as a moose ... o_o 
my sister is playing songs from musicals on the pian o.o h god i love musicals 
im hungry .... but i have to wait tell 5 until i eat our thanksgiving lol o.o sigh . i think i should just go back to sleep :p 
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wreck close to my house and the whole damn johnston county is over there . #wtf 
USERNAME oh nah its cause i thought you did mean it like that :o but nah ill leave it there (: 
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USERNAME than he pretty much also said you're gonna have six good years 😮 
my uncle saved a horse testicle from his last surgery to serve to USERNAME as thanksgiving dinner today . #omg 
my outlet cousin just stuck her hand down her pants and told me to smell it ... #wtf #needtogetoutofhere #weirdfamily 
he jumped over that nigga ! ! ! ! 😯 
my parents ... they don't think the van will make it and i haven't eaten today o_o 
his big ass just jumped over him ! ! ! 😯 
ok so the lions are on some madden shit #wtf #shitcray 
where the heck is my best friend at . ! ! ! :o 
you've been with the guy for two weeks and you already love him ? #wtf #thatsstupid 
its funny how im smelling marijuana , pero i don't have any ..... o.o 
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USERNAME some lady and man came to our door and started yelling at us about our dogs saying there gunna get killed 😵 
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there is a kenyan priest at USERNAME for thanksgiving . #random #happythanksgiving 
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i hate when i'm driving and people that pass me wave real big , and i have no idea who they are .. #awkward ✋✌👋 😮 
going black friday shopping for the first time tonight at victorias secret . i'm a little bit scared :o 
tried chitlins for the first time 😷 😲 . it was iight 
USERNAME me neither lol i'm buying bottles for my parents ! :o 
it's weird how in the nfl they're allowed to wear earrings and i'm not allowed to wear them in my jv field hockey game 💎 #weird 
miss coffey met him on a plane . randomly . #random 
81 rt is this fame ? ? ? ! ? ! ? ! :o 
so glad my family doesn't have a traditional thanksgiving #crazy #lovethem 
niggas be outfront of target already #crazy #itsonly4 :3 0 
gettin paid double to hang up some decorations . 0_o nigga like me a be here all night . 
cmon kyle #wtf ! ! ! ! ! ! catch it 
my cousins are getting facial hair .. oh my goodness #gettingsoold 😮 
USERNAME hahaha ! ! ! glad i'm not alone :o ) 
amish mafia ? #wtf they're making shows out of anything nowadays . 
just got flashed by my nana ! ! #eggnogg #wild 😲 
we already ate and my aunt is still making food 0_o 
not even hungry for dinner yet ..... but pumpkin pie . 😮 
kylie , put your damn flute back in the car ! playing the same song horribly over and over isn't cute . 😲 🔫 
so my cousin is the newest member in slipknot #weird #random 
me: mum i have a boyfriend mum :o mg whats his name ? can i meet him ? ! me:his name's justin .. mum: stop , i'm not buying u concert tickets okay ? 
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yo i was in and out of winn dixie in 10 mins ........ how tf did i do that ? o.o 
arian foster was wide open on that play too . #wtf 
i came over here high af do know what to say ! lol 0_o 
ha when leaha's dad is like wtf is in your mouth o_o 
my mom just walked around the kitchen with a bowl of turnips saying #wtf 😳 😳 😳 USERNAME 
ive tapped out already , i'm not about this thanksgiving life 😔 🍛🍗🍖😷 😲 
'i'm not driving that far to eat turkey' my da d: 'i know by then you'd have 5 speeding tickets' #omg #lmfao #fml 
so fohi said no to me about transfering so its up to ab now if they say yeah im gonnah leave by next friday :o 
#imthankfulfor my phone that is still alive after i just dropped it in a sink full of water . 😵 #miniheartattack 
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USERNAME haha what nigga :o why you leaving clothes at his house mm;) 
i wanna dive in this sweet potatoe pie ... i wonder if i cut a slice would mom notice ? ! 0_o 
he missed it ? ! ? ! 😮 😮 😮 
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ha ha no one wants to win #lions #texans #wtf 
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i still havent eaten anything all day .. niggas still gotta wait a lil :o 
only my family has t-bones for thanksgiving #weird #delicious USERNAME 
i could be a field goal kicker in the league #wow 
these uggs are so big . haven't worn them in over a year #didmyfeetshrink #weird 
i don't understand how in the twilight saga , it said they can't be seen in mirrors , now they can be ? #wtf 
how tf does it hit the post ? #goddamn #fuckhouston #wtf 
seriously not gonna enjoy my thanksgiving dinner if the lions don't win this game ! ! #wtf #comeon #lionsnation 
USERNAME ohh my bad :o let me write it again 
i'm not eating for the next three days . 😵 
USERNAME i know , haha if lions loose my dad will flip the fkn turkeyy :o 
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andre johnson has so jordan 9 cleats on . 😮 
i hiccuped and then burped 0.o it kinda hurt . 
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coke flavored vodka ... what is the point . ? #weird #gross #hmm 
four different houses to eat at today ... and then juliet's aunts tomorrow . 😳 😳 😵 
this game is making me pee my pants . #omg 
hanson needs to get backk out there ! #lionsgame #tie #crazy #intence 
:o we should go to a tejano club ! ! 
my mom wants the lions to win #onlyoneinthehouse #wow #wheniwasacarrot 
USERNAME waah i know . i think we're about to leave ... maybe ^_^ what time you get off ? o.o 
USERNAME and put the ball in the endzone ? #weird 
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cold in the meowing & somewhat hot in the afternoon ! #wtf #mothernature 
texans win ! in ot wow what a game ! #crazy things happen USERNAME 
ow brandon just smacked the fuck out of the back of my head 😮 
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USERNAME wit ... my family uses plates o.o plastic ones . 
goldo ' put bugers on my face & sweater o.o ughh eww >.< discusting shit ever ! 
how every other race eats thanksgiving early & we eat around freaking 6-7pm -__- #wtf i'ma starve .. #needstochange 
walk into my aunts and my cousin pours me a shot of moonshine ... 😳 😝 😵 
USERNAME i bad you've only had 1 drink #lightweight 😵 
tonight/tomorrow morning is gonna be crazy #blackfriday #crazy #deals #ballinonabudget 
dad just said he's happy i'm his kid . he thinks i'm a cool kid . lol #random #hehasnochoice 
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spanish little cousin running around calling the dog a chupacabra .. wtf #didntknowihadthesecousins #random #thanksgiving 
USERNAME oh ! o.o okayy . are u going to the classic ? 
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USERNAME not lying ! you always tell me to get them :o #badinfluence 
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both teams did great today , it was just who came out stronger in the end #wow 
USERNAME what i i regret getting the other one :o ? ? 
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my dad just told me he knew kim zolciak's father . now i have stuck in my head . #wtf 
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- morgan freeman in this netflix movie right now #omg 
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my sister just tried to put her finger in my nose o_o 
USERNAME and i have pretty much been together for 2 years and we've never spent a holiday together . #wow 😒 
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people already lined up out front of sears .... #smh #blackfriday #crazy 
oh my gosh i just remembered that in my dream last night this lady's baby was in the oven . 😳 😱 #crazy #scary 
i cant believe i just watched that entire football game , they were so close to winning & they lost ? ! #wtf #sopissed 
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USERNAME we were almost crashing like 3 times :o but we good still sober 
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USERNAME my nephew is watching bubble guppies . lol ... this show is weirdly hypnotic ( o_o ) ... 
USERNAME never tried sinatra ! how is it different & better ? :o 
USERNAME i am in virginia with my family for the holiday .... not a good enough reason . i am dying 😵 🔫 
USERNAME lol isn't that sick ! where are you at ? i need to ask you something :o 
lady did u really just call today @ 4:53pm asking about ur turkey that u ordered late ? ? ? o_o 
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USERNAME really change my view of the dark knight franchise ... potential for joker and robin being family . #crazy 
USERNAME thanksgiving is way better than my family's lol ima bout to be drunk 😁 😜 😲 
USERNAME no problem :) are we friends still ? :o aahah 
USERNAME haha heell yeaahh . where do i drop off the lasagna ? o.o 
i want to go to one direction world :o d: 
we just finished watching breaking dawn pt . 2 and my cousin said i look like a brown version of renesme o.0 xd 
my aunt adds y's to everyone's names . i'm lissy , moms krissy , dads robby , megan's meggy , anthony is anthy . #likewtf #weird . 
i literally live in the middle of nowhere . #wtf . 
two first time turkey makers .. i'm in trouble .. USERNAME 😰 😷 😵 💦💩🔥🍗🏥🚑 @ imperial beach pier URL 
my head is bigger than my sister but her eyes are still bigger . #wtf 
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heart to heart conversations with my cousin #idontevenknow #wow #cryfest #suchgirls 
USERNAME lol ! how would you like me to elaborate o.o 
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USERNAME sounds more insecure and clingy 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 
pizza for thanksgiving .... where they do that at o_0 
i am so full and so ready for a nap 😲 😴 
my dog mysteriously got out of her cage , but her cage is still locked up ! #wtf #ghost #iamscared 
i am thankful that i finally got my period today #omg never been this happy about celebrating not being pregnant 
USERNAME i'll put a picture on instagram later lol & a lot ! ! ! :o 
why the actual fuck are people at marquee right now ? it's thanksgiving #crazy 
why do i eat more than my entire family combined 😵 #notmoving #ever 
USERNAME its okay , i miss me too ;) lol justkidding . iloveyoutoo :o 
seriously refuse to ever drive with my grandpa ever again ... #wtf 
wish i was high though i love eating high 😯 💨💨💨 #sorrynotsorry 
im so damn mad right nw; wow ! jus to find out where dat shit came from ! really ? o_o 
we haven't even eaten yet and my family is asleep #thanksgiving #wtf 
the state of modern society . #thanksgiving #fiubbc #turkey #dinner #omg #feas @ fiu - bbc bay vista housing URL 
they drive me insane but i love them . #parents #thanksgiving #love #family #crazy @ drolet compound URL 
what should i name my food baby ? 😷 😵 
my moms entire side of the family are cowgirl fans . #wtf #httr 
caught me on my sexy side ... #monsterface #wtf #selfies #whodat #movember #lips @ 1001 bay street URL 
i asked my sister who her favorite nfl team was and she replied with #wow 
its crazy for some reason i feel sick everytime i smoke ... maybe its a sign to stop .. lol #wtf 
omg .. buddy just brought out the moonshine .. 😵 
USERNAME oh so you have your stuff sent to your phone ? :o 
USERNAME ill shoot you if you dare too ! 😵 🔫💢. 😏 
omg ! ! why ? ! why my man got to be the one hurt first in the game ! 0_o 
my cousin has a gf and i didn't even know ! ! ! ! :o 
my 65 year old grandpa called me a fag .. :( #wtf #lmao 
i think i'm going to blow up .. 🐔🍗 😲 😵 
that moment when you think you're about to die cause u ate so much dang food ... 0_o 
USERNAME you have all my tweets go to your phone ? :o 
USERNAME her boyfriend was sick first and he's doing better . o_o hopefully she'll recover in a day or so . 
USERNAME :o ( no good food ? ? ? watch gymnastics videos on you-tube ! ! ! ! :o ) 
i never thought i'd be eating thanksgiving dinner in an arizona bar surrounded by mick malthouse , carlton and brisbane lions players #wtf 
there is no hope or happiness in my life right now . on my third piece of pie . goodbye world . 😵 
USERNAME haha you try getting a needle jabbed repeatedly into your ankle ! that shit hurts 😵 
USERNAME mines almost the exact same ... #weird lol (: URL 
dey say if u not wit cha boo on thanksgiving u ah sideline ! smh guess umma sideline now ! ! o.o 
how do i type on my picture like cody & nick did ? o.o 
my first thanksgiving dinner that cooked myself :o ) @ lagrange , ohio URL 
you just called me . you've never called me hun before . ever . #weird #stahp 
USERNAME according to torch everyone in canada owns a pet penguin o.o 
when a black receiver makes a catch his reaction after- 😝 😜 😎 😲 🎊🎉🎋🎉🎊🎉🎋🎋🎉🎆 
brazilians dont know how to spell brazil ! ! el oh el #weird 
gonna be weird having thanksgiving with just 4 people instead of 20. but they're the 4 people ireally couldn't live without . #blessed #crazy 
i honestly didn't see bryan's tweet before i said tamales tho .... #weird 
cowboys ... most boring football team to watch ? ! #wow 
the conversation with me amira & ismaila >> lol i know he was like o.0 -_- 
this is kind of beyond awkward ........... 🙈 😔 😲 🙀 
i couldn't stop shoving food in my mouth ...... #omg #full 
so . full . don't . wanna . move . 😳 😣 😵 
i ate a little bit of mac and cheese , and 1 piece of turkey and i'm full . o.o 
USERNAME your butts gunna be huge ! 😱 😲 😄 
these people are talking about running a 5k after thanksgiving ..... #crazy #cantmove 
mexican restaurants are closed but the chinese joints are open ! ! ? #wtf 
when you mess up one time & your parents hold it over your head & make you quit college #wtf 
55 person thanksgiving and 3 turkeys in the russo household right now #crazy 
USERNAME aquele dia tinha um povo fantasiado e um menino com as partes para fora , depois encontrei todos bebados as 8 da noite o.o 
more stupidity from USERNAME to travel from aberdeen-matawan to meadowlands to ny penn , u must buy round trip for all legs on kiosk #wtf 
i remember my first day on twitter . i was like o_o , ” wtf is this shit ? ! 
but seriously though , i'm pregnant with this food baby now . #stuffed 😵 😵 😵 
dayumm my mom has been cooking since like 10 this morning and my step dad just came home with a whole dinner from mimi's ... #youdead 😂 😳 😵 🔫 
well this has been the awkwardest thanksgiving lol ... my mom has been puking all morning & everyone is talking about divorce problems #wtf 
USERNAME i'm gonna smack you next time i see you 😮 👋 
looks like i'm going black friday shopping ! ! 😳 😳 😯 😯 
i gotta give santa a high five while runnin the turkey trot ! i didn't expect to see him today ! #wtf #notevendecemberyet ! 
went through my makeup drawer and found $65 o_o i guess i put money there knowing i would never look in there ... ha #thankful 
rid'n round da city w da c . o.o USERNAME talk'n bout da next move . #streetbossmafia #outlaw 
were having tamales , chicken , pineaple ham , pescado empapelado , spaghetti chicken tacos , rice , pasta , fruit salad & choco flan ! #random 
uncle john always takes on being the dj at the dinner table #gangnamstyle #wtf 
why am i following people i can't understand their tweets ? o_o 
since my mom can't go black friday shopping she's fighting as hard as she can to make us leave as late as possible to miss the deals ... #wow 
what happened to the good old days when my mom did my ironing for me ? o.o #notachildanymore URL 
if i hear my auny say 1 more time im walkn out 0_o 
#happythanksgiving #omg #blowwithakiss #mikeygatal #boynextdoor #boholster #redfriday #blackfr @ i love boba URL 
is what i just saw a joke ! ? 😂 😵 🔫 
i really want to go on an adventure with a group of friends .. :o 
vampires sure know how to get down and dirty in the bedroom ! :o 
about to take a nap to prepare for tonight ! #blackfriday #crazy 
dark girls that wear that bright pasty ass lipstick<<<<< o.o #tryagain . ! 
#cheese #wow @ beecher's handmade cheese & caffe vita URL 
the fact that they are selling furbys again ... and they're $54 #wtf #wasntevengoodoriginally 
USERNAME nehh , you cant say anythin' now ? :o 
been in valley stream almost 24 hours and still haven't seen USERNAME #wtf 
USERNAME i dont get it .-. so ur saying i always win ? :o lol 
*me and my brother randomly watching youtube trival dance battles* bro: o.o they call that dancing ? ?they're just jumping around ! me:ahahaha ! 
i am thankful to be in lancaster with my family for thanksgiving this year ! ! :o ) 
now my uncle ran across my yard with his pants down omg ... #crazy 😂 
USERNAME yes #thestruggle xd we should like text . :o 
my dinner date this day . #crazy #awesome #loveher @ the parent's URL 
my neighbor is cutting down a tree on thanksgiving #wtf 
USERNAME :o too bad you are so far away xd URL 
wow . #thanksgiving #food #omg #turkey @ ellen bee phd URL 
this red velvet cake though 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😍 😍 😍 😘 😘 
USERNAME whoa ! ! ! :o haha that's sweet ;) 
#funfact an average person eats 5,000 calories on thanksgiving ! #wow #crazy #showshowfatiget 🍗 😂 
wtf ? o_o dey sitting around a fire hahaha lol 
my grandpa won't stop talking about his stubby legs #family #wtf 
i can't believe it's fall & were playing corn-hole . #70degress #thanksgiving #crazy 
USERNAME we do get along , right ? \( o.o )/ 
watching tv with my parents & a sex scene just has to fucking come on .. #omg 
my family would be talking about growing weed .... #legalwa #wtf 
USERNAME there's something about that show that just sucks you into it 😮 
father-in-law prayed in a positive manner over thanksgiving . o_o lord , please do not give is what we deserve . 
this nigga just reached over my plate ...... o.0 nigga 
USERNAME i think that'll be a bad idea cause im watching the game :o 
wait what is happening why are the redskins doing so well ... this is all happening so fast 😯 
😰 can't eat anymore . please . no more . 😲 😷 😭 💔 👎 
#mentionsomeoneyourethankfulfor USERNAME i didn't know iw aqs following you o.0 
my tl dry cause everybody eating n i'm just sitting here like when will the food be ready ? o_o 
that thanksgiving pack who blowing like me 😮 🍃💨💨 URL 
garçon with an amazing catch then breaks off with lighting speed #wow ! 
13 very loud personalities in my house all at once . it's a surprise i'm still alive . :o 
this guy i play fantasy football with started romo over rgii . #wtf #dumbass 
USERNAME no no noo ! ! haha i'm papi ! ya ! end of this discussion >.< & whaat ! ? how ? :o 
USERNAME oh well i didnt mean it exactly like tht o_o 
USERNAME :o no wayy ! lmao uhm yeahh we still friends right ? 
shut it i gotta work 2am to 2pm ! 😲 
god damn beautiful havent been here in over a year 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME download them all via torrent ! lori wasn’t a -complete- loss ! :o 
USERNAME :o please come over i have a truckload for you . 
driving home , saw a whole family in turtlenecks .. #wow #akward #happyholidays 
USERNAME i know right ! ! ! 😳 😱 😶 😲 
this is probably a stupid question but whats pernil ? ? o.o rt 
lol i panic when my little cousin poops ! :o 
#happythanksgiving from #guam aka #maryland #redrice #chamorro #food #amazing #omg #died @ richfield station URL 
i'm pretty sure i just gained 5000 pounds after todaay :o 
4hour drive home then straight to work all through the night until 5am tomoro morning😪 😲 #kohl 's #blackfriday 
i see people posting up and i'm over here like my turkey's still in the oven o.o 
USERNAME i figured you was cause we posted them at the exact same time #weird ! ! ! 
USERNAME hell yea right after i get express open at 12 at the galleria ;) damn wtf is he gonna buy o_o 
USERNAME ya haha ! ! i kid i went to school with in mississippi , i also went to school with in south carolina ! ! ! :o 
4 out of my 5 siblings have asked about my dating life today . apparently life is over if i dont get a boyfriend before graduation ... 😯 
they were callin dibs on us before we even showed up to the party ? ! #wtf #douchebags 
i don't have to wake up at 8 in the morning for practice ? #weird #missitthough 
wow . you're actually being nice to me . #weird 
cause this game of wii baseball isn't competitive or anything .. 😯 
USERNAME 😮 😮 lol don't be mean sharing is caring 🍻 
brianas dad just called me thirsty 💦💦💦 😲 😭 😭 😭 
my dad just did the stanky leg . #wtf #getitstevo 
give me food or give me death ! #wherestheturkey 🙏🙌 😵 😖 
i had the option to go black friday shopping but dang , i'm too lazy for that . :o 
the girls these days go to bed with the men with big balloon looking pajamas no wonder guys don't want them #omg #iloveher 
USERNAME ctfu . lmfaoo .. hey one direction got some nice songs o.o i mean , ifw every genre tho . you can't love music & like 1 style . 
and we thought cam newton had a good rookie season #skins #rgii #wow 
how the hell do i have followers on instagram , i didn't tell anyone i made it and i don't follow anybody . #wtf 
USERNAME #rg3sus . #wow . #eagles looking at a lost decade coming up 
i really need to get a coffee maker tonight ... i'm waay more energized than i have ever been all because of the coffee . #omg 
USERNAME 😳 reaally ? i don't eat meat ....... 😯 
...... how my hubby sleeps ... #lol #weird #sleeping #husband #ok #pillow #suffocate #strange #hell @ bat cave URL 
uhh , its about 5 :o 5 & a nigga still aye ate ? tf goin on 
can't .. breath .. feeling that food coma coming on .. 😲 😴😴😴😴 
USERNAME hope u guys had a great day today :) im still waiting for dinner to be ready :o #hungry 
i couldn't even eat because i had to force food down my nieces throat and make them sit at the table . #wtf #hyper 
USERNAME so much fat / grease / disgustingness in such a small amount of space o_o 
okay so i just ate the bombest food & we are about to go to my grandmas house & eat more ? :o whaa #yololife 
it's funny how my dads a pastor but he was married to my mom & got someone else pregnant , witch in christianity he's curst ! #woah #crazy ! 
my family goes from talking about politics , to animals , to cars , to their past , to crazy in laws on the other side of the family . #random 
i'm getting more upset as the day goes . why the fuck are you talking to someone who you almost broke up with me for talking to ? #wtf 
that was a good nap ! gotta get mysel ready for tonight 😵 😁 😝 
i feel bad when i cut people off sometimes , lol :o 
another reason why ihate taking showers now; its like a bloodbath , red hair dye everywhere o.o 
USERNAME i've never even taken a bus before :o only a school bus/town shuttle ! 
USERNAME hahaha ! how did you guess tho ? :o lol 
USERNAME that's cause it is -_- i don't even wear pants anymore , only leggings o_0 
hot chocolate + 3 shots of bailey's = cup of alcoholic ferrero rocher :o URL 
oh ... and my boyfriend in a box on my front porch ... that sounded even creepier out loud than it did in my head . :o oops . 
amazing thanksgiving ! i love my family never a boring moment with us ! #family #crazy #lola #thanksgiving 
mountain view's _other_ search team lives in stall 43. how cooincidental . o.o URL 
USERNAME lmao can shrimps even get fat :o ! ? & i love you too lil dino ^.^ 
USERNAME you know me to well lol that's scuuryy :o lmao 
they got my granny up in here tweakin lmaoo o.o 
whyy am i so emotional lately ! ! ! ! #killingmyself #seriouslythough #wtf 
dinner isn't for 2 more hours .. i can't deal with this 😵 
never again wil i drink i went hard last night and i'm still suffering the consequences ughh 😲 🔫 
i wanted 2 wear my cool greys 2day but somebody i know wearing theirs :o 
this pumpkin cheesecake pie doe . #omg soo good . 
we look like thugs :o @ the gondala on my way to the top URL 
that guy just looked exactly like zac brown 😯 😯 😯 😯 
well time to watch savages and go to sleep considering i'll be at town center at 1 am 😵 
soo ready to start my shopping ! can't wait til 8pm ! #blackfriday #shopping #omg 
black friday shopping tomorrow . am i crazy ? yea ..... #crazy #sales lord be with me . 
9 hours and i will be headed out to go black friday shopping #stoked #crazy 
cheifen with my next next door neighbor for thanksgiving 😵 💨💨 
#awkwardmomentwhen u text your crush of 2 years and wish u didn't say what u did for example #relationships #omg 
USERNAME si se muere 😵 #my head hurts . jajajaja 
#happy #turkey #day #thanksgiving #omg #food ! #lol @ home URL 
as the clock ticks away , i get more and more nervous . o.o #notready 
USERNAME o_o fake ass . but hoeekaay . im done . 
i cleaned my room for USERNAME i even mopped ! :o 
USERNAME o.o move to the u . s with me ! ! ! thats messed up 
... i think i am going the 2013 visa national championships in hardford , ct . .... #wow 
wen my mom noes i drank nd she lets me drive :o #nobueno hahaha 
USERNAME eu vi uma noticia aqui na yahoo ... sei se é verdade o.o 
only one at the table ..... besides my dad . o.o #thanksgiving @ wayne manor . URL 
why does it takes us girls so long to get ready ? my grandpa said at the end we look the same 😯 😂 
#cowboys losing ? ? ? ? ? tf ? ? ! ! 😵 😶 🙀🙊 
USERNAME mom says legends of sleepy hollow . which for whatever reason , means nothing to me . i would die if you did . 😵 ❤ 👍 
oh . wat jus came outta my moms mouth <<<< o.o 
USERNAME o.o i went to your house & got played lol 
i wonder if psuedo-roommate is actually coming home now 0.o been a while ... 
“USERNAME sign sign sign i beg you: URL all you had to do was ask stephen , no begging necessary :o ) 
hey guys ! haven't been on ina few days ! :o 
officially in line ! only 50 people back lolol . #crazy 
USERNAME noo your my baby ! ! ! ! ! 😵 
who wants to get #weird and play slap the bag 
only my family would have deer for thanksgiving .. #wow #rednecks 
USERNAME a picture of him wanking was leaked and apparently there is a video too and a picture of him smoking what looked like weed :o 
if i ever relive last night , it would be too soon . 🍻🍻= 😲 #drunkenmess #died 
my aunt so drunk she piss up . ! #wtf ! ? ! ? 
my 7 year old cousin said she has a furby . i also had a furby when i was 7 years old . #weird 
papa has been singing from the k-mart commercial since last night . #omg 
USERNAME :o thank you so much mikey ! your a true inspiration on me ! you show that you can make it in this world . ill see you at nywc 
my cousin takes pills to try to gain weight ... he gained 1 lb in 3 months #wtf how did i miss those genes ? 
woke up to kenny chesney singing . it's a christmas miracle 😮 
#imthankful to have chamorro in laws to give me a full buffett line of food ! ! ! #foodheaven #omg 
USERNAME thanks you too & i seen your broo & elaantraa bro at church i think ? :o 
i don't know why . because i never cry ... but i cry about everything lately haha #wtf 
i wanna hit the kush tonight but im scared that shit had me gone last time 0.o 
brittany just talked about a penis pump and then said she was gonna pee on herself #weird 
USERNAME a broken car is like the last thing you need to deal with :o 
soo my uncle was finna leave & i asked why he left so early . he said his freak called him im like o_o . yu told old & he said blouse im 29 
who is sharing my netflix account with me ? because i definitely did not watch agent cody banks #weird 
that was the worst halftime show . country gives me a head ache 😵 
honestly i couldn't even post a picture of my food i was to overwhelmed to even take out my phone . lets just say i tore it up ! 😲 
that was delicious .... now looking fwd toyou tnext year <3 :o 
boy i swear i'm like soo full i can't eat anymore food right now .. 😲 🍗🍰 
that was delicious .... now waiting for next year <3 :o 
my 9 year old cousin just told me chris brown is the best rapper and that he prefers dubstep over anything . #wtf #yourfucking9 ! ! 
maan ... talk about #theitis ( o_o ) .. i could sleep my fatass into a coma right now lmao 
USERNAME *smiles* tell me *whispers and giggles* i wont tell o.o 
my mom found the love of her life online . #wtf #onlymyfamily 
thanksgiving dinner definitely put me over the freshman 15 #turkeyday #foodcoma 😲 🍗 
why can't love be like in the movies . :o 
USERNAME i trying but it's hard cause if we lose to them that's just horrible 😮 
i am soo stuffed and i still have desert to eat . o_o 
ommg what did USERNAME just ask me ! :o o 
daamnn ! o.o .. oh mr . morris , see you at the next parent-teacher interview ;d ;d 
haven't seen my actual family since june .. and 5 birthday parties have passed during that time . #wtf #missthemsomuch 
forgive your friends .. but cant forgive your blood ... o.o ugh . 
why do guys treat me like some idiot chick ? i take care of myself just fine . and i don't appreciate my decisions being disrespected #wtf 
someone is having way too much fun with a shotgun in my back yard #wtf #newportrichey #prayforme 
USERNAME ehh , wasn't planning on it but i might show up ☺ 😮 😍 😍 
we have been doing most of the cooking for tonight .. :o wow . shit better taste good . w/USERNAME 
i just saw a video of a 12 year old doing a 360 hardflip down a 6. #wtf 
woah he put the team on his back right there :o 
USERNAME :o #want ! ! ! i just ignored your call to tweet this ... #mybad URL 
just saw my 16 year old sister chug a glass of wine . what have i been missing ? #wtf #mindfucked 
mom made 10lbs of mashed potatoes for 10 people . o_0 
USERNAME what is going . on ? what is this about niall . smoking and some vidr o.o f masturbading ! how did this star ! ? 
lol jk that was USERNAME that actually was so freaky what the heck 😮 
i would kill to sound like alicia keys #omg #thisgirlisonfire 
this is akward , o.o sigh i guess ill watch the game and pretend i know whats going on .. 
peeve ! #cute #puppy #crazy #loveher #soadorable @ casa de bri URL 
watching my aunts stomach move bc her baby is moving #weird ! #love 
i've never felt so bad for people i don't like; besides this month . #weird 
ps3 polo boots ipod 5 ? :o ay dios . 
omg that accident with 100 cars ! ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME lol what you mean ? what you want to be called ? o_o haha 
USERNAME *gasps* i see you too :o *touches your face* 
#chocolatecake #omg #yummy #chocolate #foodporn #thanksgiving #allmine #backoff @ pine ridge at delray beach URL 
this sheetz done seen me 3 times today -_- #wtf 
happy turkey day ! ! ! ! the song definitely makes this a party o.o URL 
but i always took her side when others hated on her :o cause im a nice friend 
haha his face is killn me xd i love #pentatonix #ptxofficial his voice is so deep :o #avikaplan URL 
i'm so mean to people that are so nice to me #weird #neverunderstandit 
USERNAME is my only friend today ! have barely talked to anyone else o.o #loved #not 
the dallas symphony orchestra is gods band . #gavemechills #wow 🎺🎵🎺 😭 
this is the most awkward thanksgiving dinner ever . #wtf 
#thxgiving #crazy my family and cards ... lifelong absolutely psychotic tradition that always ends very badly . #goodluck URL 
grandma just snatched the chex mix she made because she made it for her sister and not me and nick ... lmao #wtf 
now . dat im full URL wanta g o.o ut n do . something 
:o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
it's a cloud ? #sky #weird #cloud #iunno @ little portugal URL 
i cant believe the church isn't open t have a mass for my tio . #wtf #dayofmourn #nowwecant 
o_o "USERNAME the fuck is this ? ? #thanksgivingstruggle URL 
i think my dog ate my ring 😣 she has issues today #eatingeverything #wtf 
aand three full ass plates later , i think i might go lay down and die for a lil bit . 😵 #untillater #thanksgiving 
USERNAME lol i love it :b and haha witch picture was it ? ? ? :o 
windows in bathrooms are weird . like i'm peking and i can wave to the neighbors . shouldn't work that way . #weird 
why does robert pattison have such a strong ascent with he's being interview but dosnt have one while making the movie ? o.o 
USERNAME shto ? ? ? what's going on/ ? ? ? :o 
the things that happen when i fall asleep with my phone unattended #wow 
jk plans cancelled i'm home for the night by myself 😲 
windows in bathrooms are weird . like i'm peeing and i can wave to the neighbors . shouldn't work that way . #weird 
i had so much food on my plate i couldn't handle it .... 😲 🍛🍰 #full ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME we will crack more then a few for you tonight o_o #notdrunk 
ughh i should've never fell asleep ..... idk how this happened ... #hungover #ifeellikeshit #wtf 
my whole family just compared coupons and then got into fights over them ... #crazy #shopaholics 
#naptime ! btw can i drink tonight ? anyone down ? :o 
USERNAME what r u doing this weekend ? :o #letsparty #imissyou 
USERNAME lol i know twitter is weird as hell ! ! ! ! :o 
i hate how on thanksgiving we won't eat till like night time . >…< #wtf 
USERNAME lol what the hell my twitter is hunted lol :o 
just drove by birch run and there's already people waiting in line ... #crazy 
full ! ! ☺ ☺ ☺ 😊 😊 😩😩 😵 
30 russians in one room trying to be american #omg #toomuchvodka 
the coach from eastern just called me and asked me too come attend there clinic and camp #dead #omg 
homemade thanksgiving lunch ... ravaged . cheesecake factory and white castle for dinner ... oh my oh my 😯 
let's all party with hot lifeguards tomorrow at hollister c o.o k . 
my mom is one determind black driday shopper ! already hitting the wal-mart sales ! #crazy #blackfriday USERNAME 
USERNAME aww ! i used to have a lab/golden retriever mix and he was 120lbs o_o 
came home , threw on yoga pants & put on the game , even tho i don't like either teams . 😮 👌 
the circle USERNAME misstech45 chiefren USERNAME girlgoneweed o_o valeriedanielle_ @ nana's casa URL 
but this bitch just said she smells like air from being outside all day -__- can i leave now ? 😲 🔫 
USERNAME cause i was thinking of that shit today and im like damn whats her name :o 
USERNAME 😮 you have a grandma too ? ! ? ! ? 
my family is looking at each others uvulas . #weird 
why my sister just turned up the radio when hand clap came on 0.o ? ! ? 
USERNAME i know they were all :o faces #awkward #emojiless 
i made a food baby todday . his name is kevin . #imsofatrn #atewaytoomuch 😣 😷 😲 
USERNAME hahaha the letter ? hahaha x) wait .. the one about getting wasted ? :o ahhahahah 
USERNAME lol omg it really is hunted :o nah idk that's weird as hell though ! ! 
USERNAME are u gonna be home this weekend ? :o 
why does everyone eat so early ? i'm just changing out of my pjs :o 
USERNAME , lol right back at you kid ! ! ! ! (: & like the inside of my phone where you stick the charger in is like .. incinerated o_o 
brownie , oreo , chocolate chip cookie all in one :o 
USERNAME yup totes in hitting up hot topic all the way .. and did you change ur twitter ? :o 
USERNAME so i should do it ? :o btw happy thanksgiving :) 
USERNAME hey you said you got those cute brown boots from a'gaci right ? :o 
omg i lalalalalalalove thanksgiving .... its a buffet of polish food and im stuffed o.o 
has to get those extra hours of sleep in for black friday shopping then working after 😲 
USERNAME holy crap ! is that a camera ? ? o.o 
hell all yall cowbitches at o_o USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lmfao 
i saw a #twilight house 😯 . looked better then the pic @ stone oak URL 
USERNAME , & lol i didn't even eat that much .. tbh :o 
my little brother is so chubby and his hair is long & curly & he looks just like my dad :o lol 
my auntie taught me how to make a vest out of a scarf o.o 
i love my family , but there is a reason i don't spend a lot of time with them . #dysfunctional #crazy #timetogohome 
just took a shot with my sister 😷 😲 👍🍋 USERNAME 
USERNAME lmao you seriously look high in that pic , my face was all like 😱 ... 😬 ... 😮 ... 😶 ... 😵 ... 😲 
thanksgiving #2 with my family ! the amount of food i just ate 😲 
happy thanksgiving everyone ! i'm thankful for all the blessings god has given me n my family n friends . i'm also #thankful for all :'( n :o 
thanksgiving #2 with my family ! the amount of food i just ate omg 😲 #dying 
i'm slowly dying ... from a food coma 😵 so much good food but such a tiny stomach ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME USERNAME hmm ... taylor .... you shouldn't do that kind of stuff ... it's bad :o 
USERNAME aha okay then fea & do you have my new number ? 😮 
don't yuu like to see your aunts fuss on special occasions or is it just me 0_o 
i just realized that the charity ball is next week ! 😮 
none of my parents want to go black friday shopping with me #wtf #showmethemoney 
it's pathetic how my family is arguing on thanksgiving #wtf #stupid 
i have 39 unread facebook messages from only guys .. #weird #creepy #pleasedontmessageme 😳 
that awkward moment when your guy friends talk about working out and youre just chilling with your starbucks .. o.o 
driving home from columbus and seeing lines of people already forming at stores #crazy 😮 
USERNAME why are you hanging you with church people o.o 
shawn has some of the most #random tweets lol . 
beauty and the beat by justin bieber is actually good . :o 
i'm dead 😵 omg ima sleep for a week😴 @ the bungalow alehouse URL 
what do deloaches talk about at dinner ? gangnam styling , texting and driving , and whether to get cremated or not ! #wtf 😳 
USERNAME yeah that's a strange situation . saying happy thanksgiving definitely wouldn't have been cool o_o . hope u n urs have a great 1. 
😲 hella full ready too hop on thss plane 😏 ✈☁☁🍁 
the thought of having to be at work in 6 hrs makes makes me wanna vomit , and i'll be there till 7 am 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME #whatthefuck #wtf #shit #calmyourtits #swag #stillpissed #cowboys #fucktheredskins 
:o omg ! ! "USERNAME icymi - spider-man and uncle sam got intimate before the macy's parade URL 
i ate way too many deviled eggs .. 😩 😯 💨🙊 ☺ 
my first year of black friday shopping . #rookie #gameon 😮 
USERNAME well she's probably the girl smoking in the bathtub or something o.o 
yo that dry azz turkey almost killed me tryna swallow it . 😲 
conche tu madre , se me perdio la presentacion :o 
USERNAME howd you get the words on there ? :o 
the g . o.o . d . e . life the mixtape comin soon ! ! ! ! ! 
there's all these asians and black people with like 100k followers on twitter . #wtf 
just realized i'm following amber cole o_o *unfollows the 14 worldstar penis sucker * 
lmaoo my sister is trynna get druunk ! & igave andy a sip lml hes acting up :o 
USERNAME ima a slut ? ? ? ? ? :o o URL 
uhh oh watch out fa grandma , she don't play .... wood she just checked someone o.o mama chill out ..... 
soo i just have this random urge to just bite your butt i mean like its just soo round & plump i love it ! ! - lesha #hhaha #freak #crazy 😜 
i'm seeing eoto in a week cuz they're coming to lafayette o.o 
just got a kinder surprise , i was excited to make whatever was in and it was already made for me #wtf #pissedoff 
i dye my hair and now people wanna text me ? #awk #weird 
g . o.o . d . >>>> tgod & ymcmb 
USERNAME i was so pissed in the morning b/c my dad wouldn't let me leave the concert & why ? o.o 
that scary moment when the tv turns off for no apparent reason #scared #wtf 
is my family the only ones that don't eat turkey on thanksgiving ? o.o 
surfer4lifensg & abygirl99 i love my #crazy #little #cousins @ rents house URL 
and southwest lost my bag . that's great , mike . #wtf @ baggage claim 8 URL 
eww ... forgot to salt these mashed potatoes ... o.o #roofamilyrecipes 
the michigan fans fighting with the ohio state fans in my family right now ... #wow 😂 
USERNAME he thinks the other team is his own . :o 
new adventure :o -) #happywhippet #hiking #whippetness @ lower clamshell URL 
USERNAME they are talkin about desert and i'm about to pass out 😲 
thanksgiving with my fave beauty pageant tweens kayla_ng o_0 428 natalyse_ngo_1234 @ whitney oaks golf club URL 
USERNAME ah noon ... ah boob .... lii c'est de la family zone :o ! 
USERNAME ppl r saying they saw niall do it ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME that's how i feel i work at toys r us tomorrow my first time working black friday :o eek ! ! 
i remember my first day on twitter . i was like o_o , ” wtf is this shit ? ! " 
USERNAME i was just about to tweet you ! haha #weird 
who tf told my mama & aunties we was having after party , tf o.o ? URL 
let the shopping begin ! #blackfriday #crazy #crowds #gobigorgohome #allnighter 
work 12am-7am later . i don't know how i'm gonna do this .. o.o 
waiting in line at walmart for tv that goes on sell at 10 been here since 6-_- #wtf #blackfriday 
USERNAME how'd you know it was about you ! ? :o 
i dreamed i got #oomf pregnant last nite in my lil brothers bed o.o shld i tell em ? 
spades is being taking too seriously in this house right now o_o 
the fact that have the song a black friday commercial ! ! ! #omg 
USERNAME they searched my purse when i went and i had to throw my bottle away #wtf 
no wtf , are u gnaa try it ? :o & i js got up & ma shirt , soaked on both sides -___ 
fams drinking beer from 1999 #wtf how'd it last that long ? #wasteful 
why do my parents ask who i am hanging with tonight ? i go away for school and they don't care what i am doing there on the weekends . #wtf 
USERNAME michelle ! ! ! ! ! ! you been lost :o 
sittin in the fromt of the target line #crazy #blackfriday 
i don't see why i just got out of the shower and i'm like super hot ? #weird . 
shopping ! with USERNAME and #twitterlessmommy ! #blackfriday #crazy #love ❤ 💜 ❤ 💜 ❤ 💵💵💵💵 
USERNAME my motherinlaw put a can of oysters in the stuffing #wtf 
my parents miss me so much when i'm at college but when i'm home they leave #wtf 
i haven't heard matt & kim in the longest :o 
USERNAME what show is that ? o.o oh my god ... xd 
USERNAME okay :d i had a dream he came to my house by surprise and have me a promise ring he bought on black friday o.o 
black friday tonight ... in new york . is it crazy that i'm like super scared right now ? lol 😲 
i want to hang out with my frannss . shit is about to get weird . #wtf 
that shit said i'm 5 foot six & dick sucking height 😱 😂 😂 😂 😂 #wtf 
#imthankfulfor USERNAME because he's amazing and puts up with me and my mood swings 0.o lol & makes smile :) i love you gordo <3 
daddy said i could use my american express tonight 😮 ❤ #silverfox #omg #blackfriday #creditcard #maxoutpossible 
i'm standing in line at walmart for paula deen pots 😮 🔫 
black friday shopping now . i might be a little crazy . #blackfriday #crazy 
USERNAME ahah gracias but i'm not a losser or i'm i ? :o lol 
my mother is about to punch someone over some paula deen cookware . #wtf . #herewego #blackthursday 
when USERNAME is so excited that he trashes USERNAME room #wtf #lmao 
it's not dinner time , why are we starting 😯 
going t o.o pry mills . and anywhere else . 
winn dixie closed at 4:00pm and i didn't buy chips . #wtf ? 
USERNAME yeah but it got disconected . yesterday :o wasup were u at ? 
spending thanks giving with mom & eris today 😄 😋 #food #yum #omg lol 
questioning my dads sexuality he's listening to 80s pop music #weird 
USERNAME lucky you ! i've been told that i don't look hispanic . o.o 
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USERNAME still waiting for that turkey to cook ! i'm dieing ! ! :o 
this is a story of a champion , story of a champion 😯 
#tbt USERNAME looks like her head is missing 😮 @ new york ! 😄 🗽🌉🌃🌆 URL 
i'm feeling the love from the family . #weird 😁 😳 
USERNAME omg i was just watching that ! #weird . chuck & rufus faggot asses lol 
first and only plate im stuffed ._. wtf o.o URL 
my little cousins asked for my gloves ... -_- #wow #toorave 
no call from my mom or dad today .. #wow #beyonddisappointed 
over cristmas break is gonna be a year when i met USERNAME ! feels longer o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME where you gonna be ? & we have to take pictures guys :o 
thanksgiving with sara , then parents house ... i'm so antsy for the partying after o_o (@ brickell key island) URL 
i forgot how much my mom uses the word ... o_o 
romo responds back to rg3 ! ! :o this ain't no game no more this is a competition ! ! ! haa lol come on we still in this #believe #cowboys nation 
just followed like 2 other chloe jacks' in the world . #weird ? #ithinknot 
USERNAME wat type of car did you get ? :o 
so you go cancel your plan with me and hangout with someone you were just talking bad about like 3 days ago . #wow #iwishiwasascoolasyou 
USERNAME i love them ! i still have to read the 3rd book tho ! 😯 
USERNAME why do you hate pickles ? 😮 omg there my fave ! 
oh shit she just told me to smoke a blunt with her :o idk if its a trick or not so ima pretend idk what a blunt is xd lmao 
USERNAME wahh :o ? so i should go visit :) 
of course wrigley let out one of his deadly farts right at the dinner table 🐶💨💩❌ 😲 
at walmart & there is still 30 more min until the 1st deals start .. #crazy URL 
now time to get ready for tonight . 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 #blackfriday 
craig :o h god i can buy a lot of cocaine with that ! 
USERNAME omg ... i can't eat until tomorrow . i'm still full . 😵 
psst , i have a secret .... there's actually another table with more food :o @ the aranilla dojo URL 
drunk animal making sounds this is so god damn entertaining hahahahahahahahahah #omg #onlymyfamily 
hyper ventilating ! ! ! !😬 😯 😬 😯 😬 😯 😱 😱 
walmart is crazy , some lady is already on the floor hurt #wtf 
USERNAME whats gonna happen when ur doggy wakes up and finds pics of it sleeping ? ! :o uh oh 
omg this my last thanksgiving while living at home o.o 
i can't eat anymore i think i might fall over 😲 
my dad wants us to stay home for this thanksgiving :o 
ndjbsjbsirbdhdiebrvsvshsisienndveheiehe . ah best thanksgiving ever <3 #omg #dying 😍 😘 😍 😍 😘 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 
thant guy had me starring at him like o.o .. he was beautiful 
USERNAME that's ur sister ? 😵 she was my tutor lol 
i wanna go to the movies this week . o.o 
my dad just randomly told my mom that she needs to go shopping and completely redo the living room .. #random #weird 
this white lady eatin this fried chicken ! ! ! lmfao ! i can't ! 😵 
not to e a downer to you all enjoying your thanksgiving . everything was cool . 1st thing i saw this am was that commercial idea of mine :o { 
i wonder how many turkeys have their lives today ... #random 
never knew a game of pictionary with my family n grand parents could be so violent ! #saveus #omg #someoneisgonnagethurt 
USERNAME okay bring 5 and is claudia doing it too :o ? 
already in lubbock for these early black friday sales #fun #crazy #longday /nightahead 
so they just made me dance ...... awkward 😳 😔 😲 #hispanicproblems 
finally i actually used the dre beats earphones i had that came w/ my phone & the sound is pretty good . plays real loud :o 
i have never went shopping on black friday , but tonight i am .. 😳 😮 
tim:that is thick me :o thank you *turns around stick outs butt* tim: not you bitch the ham ctfuu 
#hate when somebody hmu then when i reply . they dont reply back o.o 
i have a man voice when i scream .. #wtf 
USERNAME really 😮 maybe you're not as close as i thought you were lol 
i feel like my stomach is going to explode 😲 
why is my location on ? ? i guess you all know where i live now . o.o 
USERNAME you don't understand how disgusting that is though .. 3 kids , cone boobs and bad clothes . #wtf #pedophile 
USERNAME ohh .___. that's weird o.o but yaa'knoow , it's better to be absolutely weird &' ridiculous then be absolutely boring . ^-^ 
#hike #az #wedidntknow #oops 😮 🌵🐈🏃🌄 @ white tanks waterfall URL 
USERNAME you eat ass ? ? ? ? :o URL 
mad food ! #omg #thanksgiving #puertorico #comina #rice #pollo @ my pops house URL 
USERNAME idk what id do without music ! ! ! :o 
just heard lil's voice from #rugrats on a #pier1 commercial . #random #bringitback 
USERNAME hahah , this was not me ! :o lol . it was an imposter ! 
USERNAME 😱 well i assumed we were considering we are coming to your house ? 😯 
USERNAME hahaha damn ! i'm just about to get one in a while idk if ima make it through work lol :o 
my dad just said millie looks like a retarded baby reindeer #wtf 
USERNAME who do youu like in thaat class ? :o 
stuffed from all the food with the fam bam ! now to head to work and eat again 👌🍴 😲 
i remember my first day on twitter . i was like o_o , ” wtf is this shit ? ! 
seriously if you only knew my family . #crazy #love 
why tf i keep getting all these colds ? o_o 
am i the only person who doesnt celebrate thanksgiving :o ... i feel like the only one(/.\) 
niggas all over the world are gonna be taking some mean ass shits today ! ! ! 😵 💩💩💩💥🔥 
has finally found my art supplies after looking for 20 minutes in walmart #crazy #blackfriday #lovestodraw 
people at prime outlets go the hell home ! ! ! #crazy 
my picture from instagram keeps coming up on twitter #wtf 
i want to die , slowly slipping into a food a food and alch coma 😲 URL 
wondering how many people are waiting to get into the mall ! ? 😮 #blackfriday 
turkey , turkey , turkey , turkey , turkey , turkey , turkey ! ! :d im going to eat you ! \( o.o )/ 
my ma never called me back wit my plate o.o 
hmm why not shop for a few hoyts before i go to work from 11-930 #crazy 
why have i been so hot all day ? literally i've been burning up . #wtf 
i going to need a 5 hour energy USERNAME 😵 
i'm not thankful of this sob week migraine that i been having . someone shoot me right now . 😫 😢 😲 🔫 
why not shop for a few hours before i go to work 11-930 #crazy 
don't tell my mom but i put kitty on the island ! 😯 URL 
aw my dad surprised me by coming home early from work just to have dinner as a family 😯 😊 💕 
i am going to need a 5 hour energy USERNAME 😵 
USERNAME since monday ? wtf that's some crazy shit :o 
run to my car to get a dutchie and these damn kooks are pushin some hoe in a wheelchair screaming and singing jingle bells #wtf 
pe0pl3 thUSERNAME writ3 lik3 thi53 <<<<<<< 😵 🔫 kill yosef ! ! 
some nice girl gave us a blanket to use . #omg #iloveyou 
oh my goodness . today has been quite . . . calm . for once . o.o weeird . 
USERNAME i wish i had someone to blame for weird nights . 0_o the other night i was having a terrible dream . and then it got kinky ? 
USERNAME lmao really ? you listen to radiohead ? ? o.o 
USERNAME your welcome ^_^ & ooh :o ctfu then save me some chicken & some cake :d 
me and my mama was hitting each other with our purses #crazy 
i had a dream within a dream within a dream . #crazy 
t-minus 4 hours until all hell breaks loose . 😵 🔫 
black friday 😵 #ps i spy USERNAME @ walmart supercenter URL 
riding in the car with USERNAME listening to gary's music 😵 🔫 
omg i haven't seen my cousin . daniel for a long timmee :o 
USERNAME oh my god ... i don't know :o xd 
enjoying my dallas family ! ! ! ! ! 😍 😁 😜 😃 😎 😮 
on the way to thanksgiving #2 & i'm still full :o 
"USERNAME chocolate mousse & red velvet #bang URL damn o_o 
i can be sitting right next to my phone charger and i will let my phone go dead then decide to put it on the chargr o_o 
my sisters miss USERNAME i don't know why though ... #weird 
so full . can't move . owie . 😰 😲 
i wish i was fast asleep in dream world lol #ineedsleep #belkat12 #gooddeals #crazy 
mentally preparing myself for black friday . #fuuckk 😳 😲 
USERNAME mine too . 😁 😲 😲 😲 i'm being such a loser right now , you don't even know .. 
ha , his bf is talkin shit about my driving nigga pipe down cause your not trusted to drive and your his boyfriend . :o lmao 
USERNAME dude i am ! ! but dude were are we gonna work out ? ? :o 
i turn into a asshole when i'm hungry , i wonder why o.o 
USERNAME that's the nicest thing anyone's ever that to me :o thank you ! 
USERNAME we're watching it on dvd 😮 idkk if its on tv 
i don't get why one boob always has to be bigger then the other #wtf #asymetrical 😑 
mady playing with purple kryptonite ? ? ? ? o_o #mady #latepic #lifeofzumoariridoka13 @ warren park URL 
i seriously have the weirdest , funniest , most physco , strange , bestfriends ever . 😂 😮 😳 😁 😘 
the only thng i dnt like abt thnksgiving is washing the dishes after wards ! ! ! ! 😡 😡 😡 😡 😲 🔫 
people are already lining up at sears , target , & kmart in mt p ! #wtf ! #pplareinsane 
i am so thankful for ... the hunger games . catching fire comes out exactly a year from today . #omg 
clara's ruining my life . she won't let me leave or drink wine #wtf 
people be like fuck love yesterday , then the next day im like o_o ovaay ! 
me:mom can i drink tonight ? mom: get your ass fucking drunk idgaf . me :o k . 
wtf ? ? ? ? ..... o_o ... rt USERNAME 3rd cousins u can go raw 
USERNAME no were gonna leave in 15mins . are you home ? :o 
someone please save me some turkey cause nobody in my family likes turkey and we eating #ham instead #wtf 
that moment when your spouse catchs you checking out another guy , omg 0.o lmfao 
woww . hardly anyone here ... nowhere near as crowded as i thought it would be ... it just may be a smooth night ! :o d URL 
i'm literally like the only person on 11w in rogersville right now ... #weird 
never thought i'd be watchin the cowboys ... #weird #imustbedrunk 🏈 
cooking for 12 hours . 😵 😵 i'm ready for bed ! happy 🍗🍗🍗day everyone . 
#damn . #wtf shit . you gone tell me santa clause aint real next ? #stfu lol 
and the whip cream fight starts ! :o #itson URL 
my mom is using my make up ! ! :o -.- not kool lady ! 
the return to hampton roads for #blackfriday #crazy USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
im sick & i've been smelling all kinds of different perfumes o.o 
USERNAME i am really happy to know that you are baboo :o lol . ririca zzang zoa yo ! 
USERNAME USERNAME ugh - kick fl in the nads for me . #cubans #wtf 
deleting all the numbers made me have 58 girls numbers , and 9 guys . o.o and only 3 of the guys matter the rest are my brudders friends . smh . 
i'll never understand why alcohol doesn't freeze in the freezer #weird . 
USERNAME stepped in shit outside with her $600 nordstrom boots #omg 
USERNAME we not dope . :o we're fucking bosses ! (; 
thanksgiving #himym marathon with USERNAME lasagna in the oven :o ) 
USERNAME we found you ! u lil slime ball , tryin to hide from us ! ! ! ! ! ! :o USERNAME USERNAME :d lol 
who hits the person that carried you in their stomach for 9 months . cussing at your mom is wrong period . but hitting that just #crazy 
who's tryna get #weird in the royal oak area tonight ? 
USERNAME i was lookin to lost 0_o i was like tf ! 
this young man scored on a on side kick o.o 
i'm so pumped for black friday . i'm even putting on makeup . #wtf #13hourshift 
if USERNAME ever followed me i think i'd die 😲 
USERNAME i might go out in a bit & start on my shopping lol :o 
watchn #charliebrown #thanksgiving with my uncle :) #weird but sweet . gotta love charlie brown though ! > 😊 ❤ 😄 
its freakn cold frezzin :o wnt outside n me metie en chinga haha 
he told me i would of gotten high 😵 😭 
why did like 5 or 6 people say they didnt even recognize me last night ? 0_o dang it hasnt been that long smh lol 
my father really drug me out black friday shopping . 😵 
USERNAME that sounds about right . i haven't seen her in ages ! she's grown so much ! 😮 
amazing how your day can literally can get turned around so fast . #speechless #confused #wtf 
h# #hhj , n #s #bj #n #kUSERNAME #ljzutiu # #c pgy## #n # #b #hq #gos :o lay p #n n 2 
should i go tomorrow and buy those $230 cleats :o 
i ate enough for three human beings ... o.o 😳 @ da library URL 
USERNAME hahah same , and i've been hungover for more than half of the day .... 😵 😑 😷 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME what are you trying to say ? o.o 
who turned you into a drunkin whore ? ? 😟 #wow 
i am telling you it is freakin crazy where im at right now ... so many people omgshh 😳 😵 
justin bieber christmas song in kmart <3 3333333 #yourebeautiful #plzmarryme #iloveyou #omg ❤ USERNAME 😍 
"USERNAME its thanksgiving , footballs on , and my dads watching a documentary about the dust bowl on pbs #wtf USERNAME hahahahahaha 
i didn't know all of hostess is going out of business :o i thought it was just gross twinkies , i fucking love ding dongs and choco donuts ! 
line already . just saw two grown woman pull up and run to the line #omg #blackfriday #iworkretail #ahh 
#chairs #tables #family #strong #lolz #omg #lmao #rofl #itsalmostchristmas USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
USERNAME chigga chigga cheaa (; we bout that life (; ... o.o not (x lmaoo we losers d': but we're cool losers(x an really ? :d yaay (: 
the amount of food that's in my belly right now though ............. 😳 😲 
USERNAME ugh ! ! ! 😲 😵 👎👎 i jus threw up n my mouth ! ! that's jus nasty ! ! 
USERNAME yes dude ! ! were never gonna lose weight like this ! ! :o 
crazy thing is i cooked and skipped dinner #wtf ! ! ! 
shopping with USERNAME i'm such a good brother #blkfriday #wtf 
USERNAME wow ! and i mean wow ! i used to crush their hammond back in the day ! #wow 
open until 10 :3 0 friday night ? ! ? #crazy @ starbucks URL 
omg so full cant even breathe like probz gonna gain ab0ut 10 pndz lik3 literally lol omg i am s0 fat #fatgirlprobs #wow 🐖🍗👾🍴💗 
USERNAME :o wow lol im unfollowing you for that one 
today is a day to be thankful for everything , not get faded #wtf smh 
you're all i think about its insane . #wtf #wtf #wtf 
that really just confused the fuck out of me . 😵 
we can't even get a spot at walmart . #crazy 
i'm almost desperate enough to go see a movie with my brother 😵 what has this world come too ! ? 
ill be at work in less than 6 hours . #omg #fml 
whooa almost got my butt whooped by white people for saying somethin bout the raven 0.o these maryland ppl crazy bout football 
gavino forgot to log out his facebook from my phone . :o 
when he acts awkward im like wtf o.o like whts wrong ? /: but istay shut .. 
just dropped my phone in the sink 0_o , but it seems to be a warrior right now :) 
USERNAME ikr :o *smiles bigger and sticks my tongue out* 
USERNAME :o noo i love her she sings all my face songs 
me & my dad jamming to g . o.o . d music >>>> 
so turned on by spider man in the movie .... wait what ? ! o_o 
my 72yr old grandma just said she used to be the master of the flaming ba at seafair . #wtf #myfamilyneverfails 
#wtf ? why would you put that picture on instagram .. ? 
love how everyone in lines act like they thought they would be the only people at the stores . #wtf ? #itsblackfridayyo 
USERNAME alrite but i have to see when i dip out of my uncles house cuz i might spend the night idk yet :o 
my mama say adrien down here ? oh thas why your dressed like that 0_o . 
USERNAME heck yeah ! #familybonding #donttouchmeimfragile #crazy #grove #mickeydsafterward #happythanksgiving 
just watched a guy put on catchers leg guards before going in black friday #wow #stayingawayfromhim 
bout to head to jacksonville for a little madness #blackfriday shopping .. #crazy 
when i want something i stop && think to myself in say: do i want this ? or do i need this ? <<<<<< lol #random 
just would like everyone to know , julia is walking around the house beating her bare stomach like a drum ......... o_o #knockitoff 
this couch is the shit right now ... 😲 #beyondfull 
my brothers girlfriends family out in portland , all fuckin stoners i didn't know this #wtf ? 
its weird i didnt even eat and i still feel like absolute shit #wtf 
USERNAME last year someone got bit in walmart when i was their 0.o 
USERNAME i hope you and your family had a happy thanksgvivng ! ! ! :o ) 
school time 👓✏📚 #being #random #feels #good # schooltime #fun #lunchtime #random #pic #tb @ toronto , ontario URL 
outta no where my moms went on a tangent about bmore music lmao #random USERNAME 
totally entertained went to wal mart and saw people who should be in a straight jackets . crazy folks fighting over sheets and pillows #wow 
all of a sudden i hear my mom on the phone and then i hear USERNAME voice .... #wtf #soweird 
i swear there is a lady at wal mart shopping for toilet seats ! #wtf #amateur 
going for a run on thanksgiving day ? yes yes i am . #crazy 
USERNAME i will never forget loz :o c , ff7, dragonage , elderscrolls series , mass effect .... i love it all haha 
that awkward moment when your with the family talking after dinner and have no idea wht people are talking about ? ! o.o 
only time this shit happens is fa new jay's , black friday , && last min christmas shopping niggas n biches go nuts 😲 😵 😱 
i'm going to be tired than a bitchh ! ! o_o 
people who one or two years older than me and call me a baby <<< that shit be pissing me tf off wasn't you my age ? o.o 
USERNAME i'm glad we went damn with a fight , half time had me lookin like a sore loser o.o 
it's on #blackfriday #crazy #family khorton73 annelice67 @ target URL 
i ate too much today , my dress is not gonna close tomorrow ! :o 
USERNAME omg -_- did i just do dat :o noo ! ! dont laugh bro :( 
USERNAME oh true . i legit just moved from hagerstown in august :o 
never would've thought i'd be back at my old rehab to eat food for thanksgiving . #weird 
why my mom n dad texting each other ? ? ? ? 0.o 
USERNAME well i'm so glad we are your 2nd choice ass ! ! 😮 plus u know USERNAME can't do nothing ever ! ! ! ! 
outside in line with my aunty wrapped in blankets waiting for the x box and wii #crazy #blackfriday 
USERNAME ohh why dont you go ? i'm scared to go . o.o 
USERNAME yea , what USERNAME said lol my family came uo here & i won't be home till mid-dec :o 
USERNAME lol i asked for it you said not right now ? 0.o how about i just give you my # ? 
if you've never been in walmart when #blackfriday sales begin: 1)go 15 min . early , find biggest crowd & bring your video camera . #crazy 
#oomf on twitter but can't text a nigga back \[ o.o ]/ 
good music in this b now drop that mutha fucking beat :o 
yes or no ... maybe so and plz no chris brown , jokes @ new hair o.o URL 
USERNAME the walmart on story road ? :o and ughh maybe ill hit up best buy . 
is it weird that it's 5 :3 0 and i already want to go to bed ? ! ? ! #wtf # 
okay , yo girl is hellaa full . lol 😵 
USERNAME hmm a new boy toy we don't know about ! ? 😮 
i really wanna smoke tomorrow for some reason . o.o 
USERNAME im not just watching , it's about to get nasty ! :o 
thankful that there are some things are still low stress #family #somepeople #wow 
arin ray is fucking leaving ! ! ! oh , well i guess he can come back for me now . #omg #why 
omg i want 2 do run for your life & get chased by zombies ! #crazy 
cuddle buddy best get over here now , watchin elf and gotta work in t-minus 8 hrs . #plzz 😟 😲 
i'm freaking out and its only 8 o'clock . what is wrong with me #nervous #butreally #wtf 
im like the only car on this road right now o_o 
lol idk how that little blunt got there i just found that one in my car :o URL 
can't move cause i don't wanna wake alex up . 😐 hope i don't have to pee any time soon . 😯 
black friday is just like the hunger games .. may the odds be ever in your favor ! ! #blackfriday #shopping #crazy 
USERNAME lol i'm still eating too ! ! xd i'm like feed me more o.o 
o_o rt USERNAME not sure if oranges are called oranges because of the color orange , or the color URL 
USERNAME are you seriously trying to find the video of him wanking ? thats just ... creepy ... o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME wow .... your the one who watched it ! #weird 
i don't understand girls who can't stand to be single and then when they get a boyfriend he's never good enough . #wtf 
remind me again why we thought it was a good idea to come to walmart tonight ? #omg 
all these kansas people tweeting about x factor ... 😮 i don't have to watch it now ... #timedifference 
USERNAME you've never cooked a turkey ? wow . o_o 
omg somebody please follow me i have 666 followers right now ! :o 
USERNAME USERNAME it must be working ! what a great thanksgiving ! :o 
USERNAME i know ! online it says the 14th ! but the tv said 24th . #wtf 
shopping ! ! ! ! ! ! #crazy #blackfriday #earlybird 
USERNAME the line at my walmart was like 200 yds long ... just to get into the store . #crazy 
walmart is a madhouse already . #blackfriday #wtf #getalife i just want a video game . @ walmart URL 
USERNAME ugh thinking about it makes me not even wanna go o.0 
and the black friday shopping begins ! ! #walmart #crazy #hotwheels 
USERNAME what time are you going to the mall dude ? :o 
snapchat wasn't working so i deleted it and redownloaded and it works . #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME code for USERNAME is she still on the twitters ? she keeps trying to send me romantic twilight songs on USERNAME #weird 
and then i have to be back up there at 12 ! ! ! smh o_o 
USERNAME had a dream about you last night . #weird 
i am a new fan of cher lloyd #omg ... #xfactor 
cher lloyd & becky g are both so pretty :) <3 #wow 
USERNAME most def :) were gunna have like 30 ! lmao , sikee ! tf i look like with that many o.o 
the fact that my divorced parents eat thanksgiving dinner together <<<<< #notokay #weird 😳 😑 
why do some guys haft 2 b complete ass holes #wow 
drove ourselves to the top of a hill in the dark to get service :o 
i hate in tv shows when girls have two guys fighting over them and i can't even get one to like me #wtf 
can't stand folk who can't drive on the highway ! -_- the left lane is a passing lane . u do not cruise in the left lane o_o 
USERNAME omgosh o_o what are you going to buy/hunt down ? 
USERNAME i'm guessing you want me to twerk ? o.o 
why did me and USERNAME decide to come to walmart ? ? ? #crazy #itsnotevenblackfriday 
there is even a line at the bathroom .... #crazy #blackfriday 
i couldn’t even find khakis & a polo . #wow 
USERNAME u prego ? ? :o ! ! ! congrats ! ! ! 
USERNAME you can keep them at my place if you want , i'll keep a close eye on them for you o_o 
twitter is distracting me , i need to get ready still :o 
why are there seriously 1000 people in line outside target right now ? #wtf 
USERNAME i ate thanksgiving dinner with family , and i am stuffed . i think i ate too much :o 
“USERNAME ratchet pic of the day URL ha i hope evey one of my followers sees this picture #wtf #smh 😔 
USERNAME bro , this lady just asked some guy if he has a gun in the back 😯 😧 😱 😳 
people just grabbing irrelevant shit #mattress pads #sheets #movies on cable tv #wtf 
i might just be a little confused , scratch my head moment #wtf USERNAME 
hit 4k tweets . didn't notice until now . :o 
USERNAME the more the merrier 😀 👍 haha we'll be taking so many photos at her place 😮 
USERNAME #random .... man i hate when my sisters grow up so fast i tried playing hide n seek with em they weren't bout it ... ipods-_- 
da d: hey , what's your girlfriend's name ? tucker: cheyenne . da d: have you kissed her yet ? tucker: o.o uh .. did my mom tell you to ask me that ? 
i'm gone play with this thing inside my pants 😎 😯 😏 
why are we watching movies about death when it's a family day ? 0_o 
USERNAME USERNAME oh god :o atleast i have tattooed boobs and nice abs 
USERNAME i aint neva been to the one except the one on memorial :o 
yo ! USERNAME abt to be #crazy 2nite ! everybody #free till 11 #vipstatus going to be #crazy and its thanksgiving night URL 
USERNAME lmao if you and quan eva got married you initials wouldn't change lol #random 
my brother just bought two 42 inch tvs and i asked why he said shut up your to young #wtf ? 
i love my family so much . #loud #weird #showingourfoodbabies it's a beautiful thing god has blessed me with (: 
be sure to hit up pacsun tonight at midnight , see you there ! #teamcottonwood #blackfriday 💛 😮 ☀ URL 
i got a pocket knife for 5 bucks . :o 
USERNAME love you ! and hella miss you . come back to slc soon ! i'm taking you to cafe rio , better than chipotle ! :o 
currently standing in line with USERNAME at walmart . #blackfridayshopping #crazy 
i have to wait until 730 to eat , it's not even 6 yet :o 
stop 3. so full ... o_o (@ thablackguy's abode) URL 
just woke up from a nap ... at the table . #wtf 
standing in line at target while people take pictures of the line #weird 
yea so i like country music on the low #random 
and southwest lost my bag . that's great , mike . #wtf @ baggage claim 8 URL 
USERNAME sony ? 0.o lol , when i was a teen i had soo many stomach issues >.< 90% sorted out but i still get bad stomach aches now and again 
who got the wheels ? i'm tryn get a session poppin ? 💨🍁💨🍁💨🍁💨🍁💨 😲 
omg USERNAME followed me back :o feel like i've been sneezed on by jesus :) 
who wouldn't wanna go black friday shopping though ? ! #crazy 
sears came thru in the clutch with a couple dress shirts , an argyle sweater and a hoodie . #wow 
shoping latet with USERNAME chilen with the puppies now . <3 <3 <3 :o 
USERNAME but leftovers eat and make sleepy so sleep sleepy :o 
USERNAME wow , only say ily to the girls ? o.o , i see how it is brah 
seriously every person i've talked to today has pissed me off #wtf 
worked my ass off today , total of 756 people at the kittle today 😯 👌 
mrs . renee ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? nigga datz yo momma .... #random 
i swear cece has to be paying the judges .. #wtf #gohome #xfactor 
USERNAME at like four in the morning 😑 😑 😑 😯 😵 💂 
just got cut in line by some guy with a cart filled with diet mountaindews #wtf 
i hope i never have a relationship like my cousin and her boyfriend #crazy #omg 
yoo last year in the hospital the food they gave me was 😵 😲 😑 
standing in line for 2 hours at walmart for a tv #neveragain #crazy #bored 
pineapples soaked in vodka >>> 😲 😲 😲 👍👍👍 happy thanksgiving #outchea 
every character on winnie the poo has a disorder . #weird 
when someone's iphone rings and the whole isle in walmart pulls their phone out to see if its them #wtf 
USERNAME i know i'm starting to have those withdrawls again .. 😯 
i think my memory is going bad ... i almost forgot what thanksgiving was about o.o #mybad #happythanksgiving 
USERNAME lmfao i almost killed myself the other day with this one fart it was lethal 💨 😲 😭 😭 
so now my stupid ass phone wont let me download any more music #wtf 
USERNAME not even ! why you going away ? your family's going to miss you ! :o 
dad asks if there cough syrup for the day so you don't get sleepy ... ahh ya ... it called #dayquil #wow 
USERNAME :o i thought you wanted me to eat one for you ? ?lol 
my fam is crazy ... who puts money on lil kids fighting ( 0.o ) 
okay . cece is not even that good of a singer . #wow 😡 
USERNAME good . i was about to say :o :| hahahaha . 
what should i buy for black friday :( .-. o.o 
call me hugh hefner ! lol #manly looking at the stars in #savannah hopefully the coyote raccoon doesn't return 🚬 😵 ⭐⭐⭐⭐ URL 
wheres my bestfriend at ! ? 😱 😨 😥 😰 😵 😲 😟 😦 😧 😮 😯 😐 USERNAME 
USERNAME a little . but i dont know what to do for my birthday o.o ? 
good lordd i ate too much food , worthless 😲 
USERNAME wat r those ? puckles ? o.o thats a funny word puckles ! teehee 
it's warmer in ohio then north carolina .. ? ! #mindblown 😲 @ casa de satmare URL 
those moments you eat and you unbuckle your belt ! lol ! oh my ! o_o lol 
USERNAME USERNAME were famous ! ! ! ! :o now we gotta find away for him to retweet us lol 
USERNAME can i come see it ! ? ! ? #omg #omg 
here goes nothing working 10pm-6 am god damn black friday #deathofme 😲 
USERNAME booty on the #betawards had me lookin' like this ---> 0_o ! ! 
today has opened up my eyes to see that still on a day of giving thanks some people are still ungrateful 😔 ... #crazy #canthelpthemall 
"USERNAME URL still wanna lick that sweet pussy :-p till you glaze my face like a doughnut :-o 
too say you dont care , yet you still twatching o_o ... 
o.o this lady sprayed some other lady in the eyes with some perfume terribly #itgetsreal 
what's a g . o.o . d . movie on netflix ? 
USERNAME i thought i did follow USERNAME .... ? #weird 
thankful for this beautiful man ! ! ! #nofilter #bismallah #omg #love URL 
omg i love this pic of my sis :o URL 
i'm so sleepy and i'm ab to go black friday shopping all night 😲 
standing in line because the store is at capacity . #crazy (@ walmart) URL 
black friday shoppers are #crazy are the deals really that good ? ? ? 
no matter how much i eat i dont gain wait #wtf #ohwell #skinnyboyprobz 
ok just heard cheef keef #lovesosa um ... yu females like that song #omg ... i got some local niggas with mixtape songs smashin #lovesosa 
in the car w . fatass blankets lmaoo #coldaf cuz o.o 
trey songz is gay o_o yea tha world gone end now ! ! ! ! 
blows my mind how someone can just up and forget about their child after 4 years of being in their life -_- #fuckyou #wow 
black friday has started and it's not even friday #wtf 
USERNAME if you hate them why would you fuck them 0.o 
smh lol , oh well i get to get away from em for a lil while since all of em aint talking to me at the same damn time :o 
USERNAME i-am-stuffed xd i ate at like 2 nd i'm still pretty full :o lmao 
damn i just saw a big ass possem run across the street o.o 
im not sure if i look like a idiot all the time , or only when people decide to take pictures o.o haha 
so many ppl in gi . this is only the beginning of it . o.o 
i don't think were going to my grandmas house :o 
USERNAME awwnn ^_^ lol i told my momma bout my hoes nd strippers . she was like o_o 
pretty sure my heart just got ripped out and my life is over . #wow 
my neice finna driivee mee #crazy #talkin to death . 
i swear to god i saw someone sitting on the stairs then i turned on the light and no one was there . #wtf 
USERNAME then you get to hear me live in person ! ! ! ! ! 😮 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 
rest time . hopefully get a nap in ... work 11pm tonight to 2pm tomorrow ... #jordanlaunch #blackfriday #crazy #sneakerheads hahah 
noo , i didn't change because i got a boyfriend he been my boyfriend soo o.o & stuff have to change & your crowd when you get a boyfriend 
USERNAME i'm not grounded cos i dropped dirty ... i'm grounded cos i let olivia drive my car & had a botte in my trunk :o 
hahaha i played soccer today and loved it ! ! ! #omg #whatisgoingon ⚽ ❤ 👍👍 #superduperfun ! USERNAME 
when people tweet the wrong song lyrics <<<<<< lmfaoo . :o 
warm & full . glee ! ! (@ my nice fluffy big ol' bed ! ! ! :o )) URL 
well i guess ill spend my thanks giving with my room mate o.0 
but on another note , they're the first mexican girls i see here :o 
i can't have my phone next to me when i'm drunk . #messingup #omg #sorrynotsorry 
just had a dream USERNAME and USERNAME went missing down an old rickety , wooden elevator shaft at my dorm ? .. 0_o 
happy thanksgiving ! ! ! well not for the turkey . 0.o ....... unless itz a suicidal turkey . 
mf'ers are stealing games and shit from walmart ! ! #crazy ! ! lol 
trying to debate if i should sleep or not o.o 
damn lost another young teen in less than a week , #wtf ! #ripselenacruz 
stop number one palmyra walmart ! ! #blackfriday #bestnightoftheyear #omg 
this 11pm-6am shift is gonna be the longest thing of my life 😲 🔫 
#omg all these games look so amazing . next year is gonna be awesome --> URL 
USERNAME babe we gn have to loose weight ! #we gona exercise nxt week ! o.o 
why am i gonna hit someone up , they dnt talk to me ! o_o #thatshitidontlike 
USERNAME o.o ) that was heart warming sonice of you to say i love you too bestfriend 
one of those kind of nights huh ? umm ... o_0 #interventiontime 
why all these niggaz hype . to black friday shop at walmart ? o_o 
been playing diddy kong racing for the past hour and a half ... o_o what is my life .. 
when crazy girls and their crazy mothers like shit that i'm tagged in just to be cunts . sounds like you're a bunch of stalking bitches #crazy 
i'm scared ! ! ! ! ! 😫😫 😱 😦 😦 😶 😲 😵 😵 😵 
just had a class reunion at the local walmart #blackfriday #crazy 
oh gawd . someone needs to put me down it's literally painful to be this full right now 😵 
USERNAME i haven't seen you ever since i went to go visit you at your job :o o and that was like in the summer ! 
uhh , don't know how i feel about that .. o.o 
mom: who are u textin @ this hour me: jake ...... jake from state farm ,, o.o 
USERNAME lmmfaoo ! ! ! ! #stickyhotfeeling for her , whoeva tf you talm bout ! 😱 😱 😱 😶 😮 
bitch tellin me ima get u $100 of bud o.o << nhaa jit crazy af ! 
it's a thanksgiving miracle ! ! ! USERNAME just followed me ! ! ! ! ! #shocked #random #ermahgerd URL 
everyone wants turkey sandwiches after i go buy bread ? hmm ... #weird -_- 
looking thru my ipod and i let .. an old friend see it and i see all these pictures like o_o i didnt want to see that 
so it turns out my mom never believed in my art skills . gotta love thanksgiving dinner conversations . #wtf 
hahahahah ! ! ! ! ! yes ! USERNAME #wtf 
USERNAME i will be online ! are going out ? i did last year . #crazy 
opening on black friday 😭 😲 i'm going to od on coffee and energy drinks ! 
not sure why i'm hungry i ate so much this afternoon ! #wtf 
lmao . mark sanchez , you are hilarious #wtf #justhappened 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME can't wait to hang out with you guys :o ) mwahahahah 
when you tell your bff her xmas present starts with an h and w/ confidence she yells >>>> #dead #omg USERNAME 
fuck patriots .... em motherfuckers could suck my dick o.o 
USERNAME how you on twitter ? o.o ayye let's chill tomrw night . 
last 3 pat touchdown were 20yards from my face . #deargodmakeitstop 🙈 😵 
😂 hoes don't care rt USERNAME lmao #youahoe rt USERNAME oh ? 😮 don't sound right URL 
hey jets fans , it’s #tebowtime #fail #wtf . worst . scramble . ever . 
i think its funny when a guy has a girlfriend and flirts with other girls but when you tell them stayfaithful or staysingle they get mad #wow 
steven gregory single handedly just restores patriots fans in their secondary . #wow 
"USERNAME USERNAME URL everyone peep my beard though ! ! ! o.o 
USERNAME so i'm watching the local news . comparing it to american newscasters ... the americans really do yell all the time . 0_o 
USERNAME are you staying here or leaving somewhere else for college ? :o 
mark sanchez just fumbled by getting an ass to the face #wtf 
dudes are getting stronger on games these days .... #crazy 
#sledgehammer and #wtf glad that the wine store was open today . shitfaceded 
😵 😵 😵 😵 i got paid a day early and it's a big check 
when your parents don't let you spend money that you earned on something you really really want >>>>>> #wtf #pissed #depressed #smh 
- :o mg dat pic i just saw<<<<<<<<<<< #weak ! ! #lmfao ! ! 
this is how USERNAME and i spent our thanksgiving evening :o ) #theyaresocute #happy URL 
you have a baby book for your dog ? ... o.o that ... that is just swell . #inawe #what #wow 
USERNAME how was your thanksgiving ! i hope your turkey wasn't dry 😮 
USERNAME we lost touch :o let me get yea so we could catch up on things ? (: 
yes they open at midnight and we're already in line . #blackfriday #crazy buffiehan @ old navy URL 
USERNAME so .... sergei has the hots for one of these peeps 0_o URL 
“USERNAME USERNAME flew off a four wheeler into a ditch from not turning a corner fast enough . URL 😵 😟 😢 😱 😨 😰 no ! ! 
oh the smell of uti's ! ! yup ... +nitrates ! ! #lmfao #wtf #uti 
got a few things for the kids ... it was crazy out there ! ! ! #walmart #crazy #blackfriday @ walmart supercenter URL 
im glad that no matter how many beers i've had my family still let me drive the car down the driveway .... #footballson #wtf 
i hope USERNAME is okay ! ! ! ahh ! ! ! 😩😫 😱 😰 😢 😓 😵 😲 😦 😟 
ff really considering going to best buy when i get off :o 40" 1080p tv for $180 ? hmm 
lugging a christmas tree around target .... #blackfriday #omg #pathetic 
okay but for real , did this guys just come shopping to get a gallon of milk 😂 😐 😮 
my aunt and my USERNAME have pix of me in there phone/ipod o.o ! ! ! ^_^ i think its cuzz i look that's damn good hahah <3 love them both thou 
USERNAME im offended ! who is that ! ? :o 
USERNAME hahaha ! xd adik ka e :p di maka-get over hahahaha ! pati dito sa twitter #yunparin hahahaha #omg 
USERNAME yu got yo slippers nd i got my game 0_o 
black thursday ? these people are #crazy ! ! URL 
so fucking pissed right know #jets #wtf r u doing i got a bet on this game get ur shit together 
USERNAME soo why did u marry me o.o ? ? 
why does my snap chat keep telling me that USERNAME is taking screen shots of every picture ! i'm not even using it 😱 😱 😲 😲 
"USERNAME bored sl ugly sl bout to die 😵 🔫 URL fix ya face 
my brother just called me a noob . what the fuck is that ? :o 
USERNAME i mean .... blue in the pic 0_o (in real life it's green) 
i can't sign in to my hotmail or tumblr ! :o 
fuck #blackfriday ! hate when you get led on about getting something , && then it was all a lie #wtf . ! so bout to be feeling right #pothead 
why do we always get stuck in front of the annoying ass people in line #shootme 😵 🔫 
USERNAME i though you have a sister name olivia not a brother ! ! ! #mcnutterisshock #lol #omg 
USERNAME naw but i find it fun just to go out all night . #weird 
but needless to say .... here comes the boredom ! 😲 🔫 
USERNAME shopping with an inexperienced black friday shopper ..... seriously #dumdum #blackfriday #pepperspray #crazy 
USERNAME krystal ;) como te puse en bbm , tiempo sin hablarnos :o 
you throwin away a 💎 to pick a fuckin rock . you sick 😲 smfh ! 
USERNAME yesterday shelley forgot the turkey at the glassboro house so we had to go all the way back 😵 
i'm thankful that i don't support the cowboys or the jets . #wow #sobadrightnow 
#wtf ? ! ? ! ? “USERNAME 100-car pileup leaves at least 1 dead , dozens injured URL 
USERNAME you just favorited one of my tweets ... but didnt respond to my tweet at you .... #wtf 
i can't even find the end of this effing line . #wtf 
who wants to go black friday shopping with me ? 😮 
USERNAME everything i see . but i'm in line for tv's :o 
wouldn't that be crazy if you woke up with the cops next door cause your neighbor was a serial killer ? #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME just got the follow from my fav digiorno bros ! #omg . sorry USERNAME #iheartseamus 
holy shit the line for target is the whole length of the building .. and i'm at the south one #omg #toocrazy 
this patriots game is just a slaughter ... rex ryan just needs to walk off the field . #wow 
that did not just happen ! pats 34 jets 0 #wtf 
no dis bitchh didn't skipp the whole mutha fucking line cuz ha ratchet ahh cousin work her \( o.0 ) ? she must not knoee #shittfinnagetreal 
you know my sister is serious about black friday when she packs herself a lunch box ! ! #crazy #shegotthis 
black friday at target .... #crazy with USERNAME my twin ! 
this is fucking pitiful . get rid of rex get rid of sanchez and idk who the fuck wanted to get sparano here in the first place #wtf 
i gobbled til' i wobbled . 💙 🍴 😲 👍 happy thanksgiving ! @ just_in my stomach URL 
lol why am i just remembering when deonte told us a mosquito bit his dick ? o.o USERNAME 
USERNAME the shoes are 140 nigga who has money like that 😲 
layin on the floor cus this bed full of annoyin guys :o lmao 
USERNAME no but it tastes like what i'd imagine puke would taste like 😲 
disappointed to call myself a jet fan ... #wow #pathetic 
i'm highkey freakin out cuz i didn't realize my family had multiplied like this o_o 12 cousins under the age of 13 tho ? ! ? ! x__x 
jets nation 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😲 😲 😲 😲 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 
somehow i managed to pull a muscle in my neck today and it is about to put me over the deep end ! :o / 
movie ticket prices $7.75 for adults and $5.50 for children #cheaperprices #wow #corpuschristi 
going to check out bestbuy see how packed it is :o 
my mom asked if we wanted to go to a friends house . . . . . . she's getting thanksgiving sex ! ! ! ! o_o 
what the i don't remember texting u last night :o 
oh my god . mind = blown #breakingdawnpart2 #insane #crazy 
so andi is taking me to england in august 2013 o_o oohh shiet ! 
my mf gf laughin all loud in my ear #wtf 
yoo my father juss came out off no where saying all he want for his birthday is a big booty hoe lmaoaoao :o wow 
i want tebow ! ! ! ! at least it would be a little bit entertaining ,… o_o #bored 
- there's some crazy ppl who drive in the high way :o 
just saw cher lloyd perform on the x factor . #perfect #stunning #wow 
USERNAME oh snap , oh snap ! come to my macaroni party & take a nap ! :o 
USERNAME USERNAME paul finns a jets fan ? #wtf ... used to look up to you #momwasmybabysitter #cantbelievethis .-bd6 USERNAME 
i guess i took nude pics on USERNAME ipod touch last night .... #wtf 
why do you say you love being single to your friends , but then you turn to me and say you love me ? #confused #wtf 
i guess i should get up and get ready to work this 12 hour shift of hell on black friday . 12am-12pm . #killmenow 😵 🔫 
USERNAME d4mzs #2 :o aight ill post a chain letter so people will add yah 
i feel as tho n o.o ne seen my elroy tweet earlier lol 
omg my familymembers will not quit farting ! it's awful ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i can"t breathe :o 
USERNAME hah i think one of my games are going to be somewhere near there :o 
i wanna watch this trouncing of the jets but my parents choose glee ... #wtf #wewantfootball #andbeer 
alarm set for 5:20am , and no i'm not shopping ... i will be babysitting till 3 then i will be at wet seal from 6-11 😵 
USERNAME every week ! liam you cant do this to me right now im to full ! :o 
USERNAME USERNAME omgg your the best . the i went to wasn't much ... we had pork chops #wtf 
finally finding out the truth about the family #italianlife #crazy 
i jut saw a homeless guy with an apple . #seattle sure is a rich city ! #wtf 
USERNAME no way ! ! ! ? :o your practically greek 
alex just made it weird #crazy #weird #girlfriend #nuts #wacko #eww #gody #hashtag #ilikeplatapusses #shesweird USERNAME 
why the heck are my neighbors lighting off fireworks ? it's thanksgiving , not the 4th of july . #crazy 
need a bf to watch the patriots game with #wtf 
road trippin ready for some best friend fun ! ! ! #blackfriday #crazy #gulfport 
USERNAME i'm trying to figure out why your hash tag isn't hyperlinked . #weird URL 
my little cousin is like 10 and has an iphone .... i don't even have one . #crazy 
USERNAME my eyes don't ... 😵 . words couldn't describe #buffalo better . #whattheactualfuck 👎 URL 
i still haven't seen breaking dawn part 2 yet #wtf 
USERNAME hah wtf dora is in vegas i haven't seen her in forever bro :o 
USERNAME oh wait i think i do remember you ;0 😯 
my dad just tought selena gomez was adele singing . 😱 😲 🔫 #notachance #thatsaninsult 
this ghetto lady just asked me to watch her stuff while se goes to #blackfriday shop ... #wtf #no 
just had an old guy throw money in my face cuz i told him he didn't give me enough money an gave him his money back #wtf 
the bar louie downtown is just as expensive as the one in westlake . , #weird 
you are to cocky . not a good look boo . #wtf #sincewhen 
USERNAME so i'm at your work in line and it's starting to go up the hill on moorland #crazy #black friday #nuts 
black friday shopping = jail sentence lmfao #crazy #jail #tonsofppl 
USERNAME almost been stolen before :o andd yess they are ! im going shopping like at 4 :d 
in michigan #blackfridayshopping is more like #blackpeopleshopping ! ive seen one white person 😮 
nap time before more crazy black friday shopping ! #tired #crazy #blackfriday #iloveit 
#omg stephen hill had caught 2 passes this game ! ! ! two ! ! 
today has been about faith , food , family , football , movies , stretchy pants & a severe case of ethnic fatigue; it's the #thanksgiving way ! 😵 💤 
#tweetlikeagirl i hate my boyfriend so much he didn't buy me what i wanted for valentines day . #wow #ihatehim 
"USERNAME woah , weird . :o USERNAME URL great minds think alike :d 
USERNAME where should i find the floor ? o.o on the floor duhh 
how mad would you be if you spent 150-200 on a ticket , plus parking , and watched this ! #wow 
long line to target ! :o #toomanypeople #blackfriday #shopping #target @ atascosita URL 
USERNAME lol entertainment to say the least xd i was like damn 😮 haha 
you know it's black friday when there is a line to get into target ! #omg 
had so much food for thanksgiving dinner . i am so full right now , like literally .. 😲 
wine makes me into a deal-able person . #bipolar #crazy #ugh 
#pretzel #consolationprize #wow #puttebowin #imnotevenhungryanymore #wordaapp @ metlife stadium URL 
USERNAME #anthemoftheoutcast is an orgasm for your ears ! ! o_o ^.^ = 
simon sez : o_o @ house of brian . URL 
USERNAME :o omgomgomgomgomg you could've just changed your url . & how ? 0.0 
he said i never seen a girl bring her cover around and fold it up right o_o creep 
black friday shopping till 7 :3 0 and then wrestling practice at 9 ... #omg #teamnosleep 
thats the face you hand when you found out". :o 
black friday shopping has begun 😱 😮 @ target URL 
USERNAME opened early b4 designated time & already's out of stock for $9.99 slides #crazy #blackfriday URL 
USERNAME well ... i typed in your name in this magical thing called a search bar ! :o 
USERNAME actually u da dead one , ine mad bout dem not bein in charleston o_o 
black friday bitches better watch out 😑 😵 😏 😮 😧 😈 
i didn’t know that gillig bus corp . was in fremont , ca :o URL 
the blur of #aoki . #omg #idol #insomniac #rave #almostdied #turbulence #warp #birthd @ the shrine auditorium URL 
USERNAME uumm o.o ohh yeah i remember my ass was freezing d: lol 
laying in bed , thinking about how nice it was to see family , and how i just realized i asked for an iron and ironing board for xmas #wtf 
it's night time ... an it's 60 degrees ... 😮 can i just stay here ? lol 
just found out that my cousin is on a $1,000,000 bail for shooting at cops while on bath salts . 😵 
i only run into bars for 2 secs 4 my bestie <3 "USERNAME reunited & it feels so good #bestfriend #harpers #wtf URL 
im eating pumpkin pie infront of my gf and with a straight face she says #itsgreat #lol #omg 
what does ” #oomf ” mean ! ? ! ? i'm soo confused lmao o.o 
the line in front of #kirkwood target stretches across the entire outside of the building . #dedication or #crazy ? 
logan sometimes wants to throw carlos phone out the window cause he takes to many pictures :o lmao haha 
USERNAME im not creating a new line .. this line is already paying for unlimited data and will be for the next 2 years anyways :o 
did i just see USERNAME is giving a trip to dallas to see dal v phi ? ? what kind of contest is that for houstonians ? ! USERNAME #wtf 
when luke bryan turns his hat around >>>> #omg #cometomama 
went to target . found a bunch of stuff not on sale i wanted to buy . saw the line wrapped around the store . walked out . #peoplearecrazy #wow 
USERNAME wwf :o you better watch out they’ll sue you ! 
i got something better to do on black friday , sleep 😲 💤💤💤 
this documentary on mermaids though . :o after hearing about the spears , shit was intense ! ! ! ! 
omfg what kinda drinks did my cousin make me .. my body doe .. it's done .. 😭 😲 
i think a yawn defines how much i care about the subject #sorrynotsorry 😮 😮 😮 
just when i thought the #jets game couldn't get any worse ... they bring lenny kravitz out for the halftime show #wtf 
"USERNAME come meet our sexy host USERNAME tomorrow #blackoutonblackfriday this pic .. omg URL sex o.o 
sorry if that was tmi . i felt the need to share with everyone :o 
i'm on break and i'm still sleeping in a twin bed #wtf 👎 😡 
USERNAME i just had another plate of turkey and mashed potatoes 😮 😳 
omg this lady just said i don't care if that lady's old single dying an antique she ain't cutting in front of me #woah #crazy 😦 
USERNAME do u have a pimple on it ? o.o lol 
#target #greythursday #line #omg #gonnadie #bye #ily @ target URL 
why is the #nfl being so cheap & bringing these f list celebrities ? #wtf #lol #nowplayin #patriots #why 
what the hell , he's cause y'all think he's cute ? :o ... gaay ._. 
USERNAME lol , so hm nobody beats your meat ? lmfao o.o 
some parts of my hair are dead straight others are mighty curly and the rest is frizzy ass waves . #wtf 
chef ron seems a little too outwardly excited about the sword swallower than he should be . o.o 
trevor , you're only 5. you don't know how to play uno . #lolyougonlose #omg #imsuchabaduncle 
USERNAME now every time your going to kick your going to think of what i said and fail :o 
my mom has the heat on full blast and her window open because that makes so much sense . #wtf 
my mom and dad went out and i'm at home . #wtf 
USERNAME so ur currently naked ? ? :o lol jk :d 
USERNAME yea i saw that one :o ! was thinking about it , might be coming back at like 3am lol :0 
less than an hour before they tear this store to shreds 😳 😤 😵 
USERNAME heree big foot ! come out ! ! hahaha #wtf #wierdpeople 
USERNAME orr take a nap and then wake up and eat again o_o #fattyoverhere 
my brother is for real blasting berry white .... #saveme 😲 🔫 
going to bed .. waking up at like 3am or earlier for work .. 😲 😴 
already in line at target cause i'd do anything for this kid of mine that doesn't listen and is borderline disrespectful .. o_o #withinreason 
my phone started vibrating i was like \( o.o )/ \( ^_^ )/ \(°_°)/ the i seen who it was i was just like < < < < < < -_____- 
#omg #i 'm #stuffed . #thank #god it only comes once a #year . #hope everyone is having a #wonderful #thanksgiving . #love #peace 
when people can tweet but not text you back<< #wtf 
USERNAME well hotstuff that's not the first time you've done that lol . i was a little drunk 😲 
i think this one guy is so ccuuttee ! ! and he keeps liking my stuff and i get all excited :d #omg #beingdumb #mylilcrush 
glee is signing some nights #omg 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 
theres a huge line at target starting at the far door wrapping all the way around the store and to sally's . #screwthis #omg 
USERNAME truu :-o it was crazy in there me and my aunt just left 
USERNAME you're caps lock has convinced me that you are yelling :o 
you can't call it black friday when you open on thursday ! #wtf 
johnny carson special on pbs . shit's getting #weird lol 
your so ghetto and its the cutest thing ever . #omg 
#wtf new commercial . i know i'm #immature . keefe117 agrees . @ jameson & kellie's humble abode URL 
can i call oxymoron when you live in shelby township and you're camping out at the local super walmart in the rain #wow 
i think everyone in my house just left without telling me 0.o 
we've gone through 6 bottles of champagne 😮 😮 😮 
rt USERNAME i'll never be someone's second choice . ever .⬅ 😮 
USERNAME too bad you can't 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 
USERNAME me either hahahaha but i feel as i am o.o 
i didn't know nbc televised the patriots practice sessions these days #weird 
just sat down in the floor to wait in line for my ipad and the older lady in front of me coughed and farted in my face . 😑 😲 #blackfriday 
USERNAME there was only 7 of us with a 30+ bird and everything else :-o 
i'm watching scott pilgrim vs . the world . #done . #dead . #wtf ? . 
this jets and patriots game is a damn shame . the jets shoulda stayed at home playing like this ! #wtf 😳 
USERNAME let me know if you're for sure coming or not :o 
if one more girl pushes me i swear to god #blackfriday #crazy 
ate way too much . went to red lion for lunch then right to my parents house for dinner . 😋 😲 
do not get in my way when i am black friday shopping , i will shove you ! it's not a day to stand and chat in walmart ! ugh ! #crazy 
and the black friday pandemonium begins ! ! ! ! ! #blackfriday #crazy #people #everywhere 
five ppl down at round 1. idk how more of thanksgiving feast rounds i can take ... uhh i'm so full . 😵 #thanksgiving #fatties #round1 
does caitlyn realize she's tweeting off of the academy's page ? ? ? ? o.o ... 
pumpkin pie coma has started to kick in 👍👍 😵 😏 
gn gotta work to early in d a . m o_o 
- :o nly a few ppl can keep my daughter .... my family , drew family , & her daycare ! ! #slightlyover -protective 
USERNAME w/ the fam but the convos were ........ 😳 😯 
my mom just got an ipad for $300 instead of $700. she's such a copy cat . i have ipad and iphone and now she has an ipad and iphone ! ! #wtf 
my ex just hit my phone with some bs just now o.o .. wth bitch you irrelevant ! ! 
yesterday i weighed out at 159 today i weighed out 170 😯 
they are directing traffic at walmart in pennsylvania ... #crazy 
USERNAME can you check your car and see if my credit card is in there ... because its mia . :o 
USERNAME :o why ? :o you like seeing my ass freezing don't you xd 
you can't even saying happy thanksgiving to me #wow #seriously 
USERNAME i guess soo o.o even tho i dont really talk to anyone anymore lmao 
- my mom on tom brady's personal life . #omg #dying #momquotes 
my mophie doesn’t work 😵 gonna get new one 2morrow #mophie #blackfriday 
was tryna do it in my booty hole . o.o . jasmine was just looking like wtf . so i jump up real fast nd was like niqcua what you think this 
can't wait for USERNAME #dreamers cd to come out . ❤ 😵 😎 #teamdavidcorrey 
USERNAME USERNAME luz i'm broke too :l i'll go if you do . :o 
it was 60 degrees last night and now its 30 degrees ! #wtf 
USERNAME i still have to hide it from my mom and her side of the fam :o 
couldn't handle it . started buying episodes of #sonsofanarchy off itunes ! #season5 #omg #addicted trying to catch up ! 
2k13 went on sale at 8pm and has been sold out #crazy 
#thingsilltellmykids back in my day black friday actually took place on a friday ! 😵 😯 😮 😱 
ok time to go home ! :d finally ! :d i was bored af ! ! at this place ! :o 
your mom took your laptop , and grounded you so you're going to cut yourself ? #getreal #wow 
ouch .. that looked like a hard hit USERNAME 🏈 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME you better not do it egg 🐣 😲 👉👾 😔 
sometimes i suddenly remember i go to private school #weird USERNAME 
USERNAME aww , i'm down ! (: sleepover ? :o 
USERNAME USERNAME he raps good shit like a tru ass nigga and he's part of g . o.o . d music and he's got 2 chainz and braids . 
i love rubbing my boyfriends bald head mm feels good under my fingertips ha #random USERNAME 
everyone asking what i want for christmas and i have no answer . this is the 1st year there is nothing i actually want . #weird 
yes i do think i'll go i bed now ! sleepyy 😴 😮 #yawn 
USERNAME dog just jump on croch ! that must hurt o.o 
USERNAME u do nothing wrong o_o . you need to tweet more :p 
ok its so freaking cold ! ! :o apa apurrele let's goo ! ! ! ya me anda de la piipii ! ! 
g . o.o . d #goodmusic #kanye #kanyewest @ my own world URL 
excited because im going blackfriday shopping with mah gurrls at 11 😍 😱 😵 😜 🍦 😉 😬🔪 URL 
😳 😳 😳 😳 he brought thanksgiving to me ❤ #wow @ regency grand URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm watching a movie in my room . o.o 
when me & USERNAME talk in code>>>> we say tha oddest shxt #random 
USERNAME i thought you were kidding , :o tell her i said haai [: 
i wonder if i'm allergic to anything ? ? :o 
my lil cousin tryna get me to watch some porn with him yo o_o 
USERNAME smfh you wouldn't be laughing right now if you knew me 😲 💢🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lmaoo fuck maybe . i’m drunk already . o_o 
USERNAME thats not what you were saying last night .. 😯 
#blackfriday #walmart #crazy #thy #thursday #special # @ walmart URL 
some girls be dressing all slutty just for some thanksgiving dinner o.o 
black friday shopping with ryan in a couple of hours (: , hope we don't get attacked ! o.o 
oomf turned out to be everything he said he isnt . #wow 
ohh shit 😂 rt USERNAME 😮 😂 😂 😂 😂 “USERNAME love ? ? ? bitch , you can let this dick adorn you 
so USERNAME is an angry camper as to what my tl shows o.o 
mann , i make the baddest bitchs send me nudess ! 😯 
"USERNAME thanks nigga i love you rt USERNAME #random , but i love jazzmins smile USERNAME love you more , do you hear me 
is it hot or is it just me ? o.o 
my sister is already putting on her christmas table covers . #omg #christmaslove 
USERNAME i gotta say that's the best tweet i've ever seen #wow ;) 
0_o omg rt USERNAME i like dick so what leave me alone 
i think my dog is one something .. ( o.o ) 
o.o did they just front us ? ! ? ! 
parked at kenwood waiting to go to work i have seen no less than 4 people waiting to shop rage dancing outside their cars .... #wtf 
i hate that i've been randomly getting sad at night . like it happens once every night for the past week o.o its not normal . 
i'm just not in the mood to do anything but sleep , but i can't fall asleep . #wtf 
USERNAME what if the guy breaks into your house 😮 
oh damn i forgot to tell USERNAME happy thanksgiving i hope she doesn't shoot me 😵 🔫 *crosses fingers* lol 
i totally forgot about high school musical . :o i still know all the songs though . 
USERNAME hahaha i don't think that's fair ... :o it's whateves ill just take your jordans :) 
USERNAME USERNAME maybe #interesting cook .. or #crazy cook but good ? 
USERNAME hahahaha wait , what ! ? does nan want to be a cougar ! ? :o 
at #walmart taking pics of a mackelmore look alike #wow USERNAME 
USERNAME really ? :o are you that talk kid that thinks he's cool with that hats & tattoo ? ;o 
USERNAME really ? :o oh shit you right .. my bad :x 
the fact that you hit me up an got mad when i shut your shit down . lhfh tyler sorry , but your not that special #goodday df ! o_o 
marley and me is literally one of the saddest movies i've ever seen #wtf #how 
woah ! woah ! woah ! poppin' shit goes soo hard ! #rocketshipshawty #omg #daminkwentin 
if anyone could see my google search history on my iphone , i'd have to commit suicide 😲 
that is my first trip to walmart on thanksgiving and my last ... #crazy #notworthit 
why are all these people going to the mall so early :o 
dontt wanna brreakk her heartt ;( but whats really bestt ? ? :o 
USERNAME when they are worn out .. :o i think i deserve new ones since the first thing i ever said to you was 'i like your shoes'-- 
i think theatre is the spelling for olden time opera theatre . theater is an actual location . :o ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 
this is easily my favorite holiday . #peoplewatching #crazy #blackfriday #sirens 
my grandma aint give me her credit card so i can't order my shoes yet . #wtf 
USERNAME you like my name ? :o ha , thaanks (: 
bears . #pomeroy #megis #ohio #thanksgiving #2012 #bear #bears #weird #stuffed @ grandma's house URL 
💃 😯 i'm 18 with a bullet💕🔫 @ california 💕✨🌾 URL 
omfg :o this was like the first thursday , that instagram wasnt blown up with #tbt 's ! 
USERNAME me either bubba i'd end up in jail .. going all adamston on a bitch lmao #realtalk #youknowme #crazy 😤 
my brother just asked me why nutella was so popular .. #wtf 
USERNAME he's at his house ! im not with him anymore :o 
USERNAME you like amanda ? vanessa ? amy ? :o those are thu girls at my table :p 
i'm too wide awake to not be out & about o_o 
ugh i'm hung over and it's not even black friday yet 😲 🔫 
im kinda scared to go black friday shopping . 😲 😟 
i think it's sexy when guys are all mad & take off their shirt & are about to fight 😍 #weird 
i can't even look at food right now #full :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME if you wana drive to pittsburgh ill gladly come 😯 
would you guys believe me if i said i had maybe 3-4 chapters written of a fanfic i've been working on . :o 
walmart is crazy ! and it’s not even 8 pm #wtf #gohome 
now my grandpa is calling me debbie . #wtf #lol 
USERNAME tamales 😯 i hate u ! i want some ! 
USERNAME highheels and yogas is #weird . come on . 
waiting for katy , to kik me lol ! goshh ive been waiting too fucking long o.o 
well , now i know how you really feel ... #wow #nocomment 
have to wake up at 4. black friday - 1, chelsea - 0. well played black friday , well played . 😵 😟 😴 
nothin to start my night off with a lobg as wait on dounkin drive thourgh #wtf 
my mom has officially gone crazy ... she really wants that tv . #crazy 
USERNAME i'm visiting my parents this week ! what are you doin tomorrow ? ! 😯 
#wtf #neveragain #blackfriday #itsnotevenfridaytho #walmart #thanksgving @ walmart supercenter URL 
me and USERNAME stankin ass just ate g . o.o . d 
so i'm in sears , and all of a sudden people start running everywhere . turns out there was a guy with a gun 😵 🔫 #trippedout 
:o i know he ainn talking bout ...... lol i'm mad 
USERNAME no . i'm at my grannies and then i'm going to eat at my house :o 
USERNAME well shes leaving tommarrow at like 3 . so yaa 0.o :0 remembeer she lives im dallas 
i was supposed to get fat today but noo ! my mom decides to stay homr and not cook on this day ! #wtf #unhappy #unthankful #upset 
just realized i have school work to do before getting back from break #omg 
twilight just came out and my cousin somehow downloaded it . :o #geek 
USERNAME you think he's slumbered in this mixtape ! ? :o 
🙅😷😷 😲 😖 👎💩 pumpkin pie all day err day 
watching everyone cry during this michael jackson special on #abc is so incredibly touching .. for one person to have such an impact #wow 
USERNAME lmfaoo not even a awkward moments . it's just turtles o.o 
my cousin just called my boyfriend his pet goldfish #omg #sofunny 
the patriots scored 3 touchdowns in 53 seconds in the 2nd quarter #crazy 
USERNAME ooh :o lmao ! xd how am i going to give it to you ? :o & ooh okay ^_^ 
my sister and a few people went to fresno for black friday :o 
USERNAME very smart ! i just drove past a best buy in pa & the line wraps around the building ! #crazy 
walked out , going for hot chocolate and talking to people in front of the line at bestbuy . they got there at 7 p . m o.o 
oh my gosh , please no more food .... #sofull #omg #uhgg #maybeanotherpie #whatever #workingou @ the homestead URL 
seems like i ain't talk to USERNAME in forever but it only been like two days 😦 😵 
i need to decide if i wanna get into pediatrics or phlebotomy ! so i can start this weekend course o.0 
love my relatives to death but the problem there is no reason why u say dinner start at 7 and it's 10pm and we just now eating o_o 
nigga said he tried to suck his own dick o.o #done 
this dude in front of me shoved news paper in the front of his pants #wtf 
omg my sisters tits are definitely going to stretch my shirt out #lmfao #wtf 😮 
damn jus peeped that luchelle birthday around the corner 0.o 
USERNAME walked out , going for hot chocolate and talking to people in front of the line at bestbuy . they got there at 7 p . m o.o #blackfriday 
mom and aunts are making me go too the bar and get drunk with them ... #wtf 
teetee: since when is t yo bae ? ! 😳 😯 
got leggings . and hid stuff for brooke . #bestfriendstatus #crazy #blackfriday #girls 
black friday shoppin with jamie , dustin , and landon (: #fun #crazy #lovethem USERNAME USERNAME #twitterlesslandon 
i will never understand how my family eats chitlings 😲 
sierra acts like a mental patient when she doesn't take her medicine ... #crazy 
you couldn't pay me enough money to go shopping tonight or tomorrow ! #blackfriday #crazy 
USERNAME im gonna assume that because of the winky face , that was a good damn ? :o 
USERNAME she stopped crying o.o so i think everything's okay 
sven started a honking war in the parking lot ! ! #crazy 
u cant touch me , u cant touch me , and u cant touch me , but for this one time deal u may touch 😵 
why wait for black friday when you can do thursday night outlet mall ? ? 😲 🔫 
i feel like i shouldn't be mad right now , but i am .. #wtf #why 😏 😠 
USERNAME :o h you can come by & see her sometime .. 
weren't you at her house last night ? oh . 😮 . #iknowhowyouwork 
wtf i just saw a car crash into a store ! ! ! ! :o 
it's not worth it , gonna feel like shit now #wtf #stressin #thanksgiving 
you get so pissed at who i hang out with ? #whatswrongwithyou #wtf #smh 
USERNAME lol this was me .... sadly i still am in shock it was you 😯 
USERNAME i don't want to get trampled ! ! ! ! 😬 😵 👣 
michael finley is coming back ? ! ? #what #wow 
USERNAME aww i missed my chance ! ! :o next time ! ! ! ;) 
when da faq did broccoli become so good ? ! ? ! ? ? ! :o lol 
black friday at target , the checkout line is at least 400-500 people long 0_o 
i was so exhausted ... and then i got in bed and now i'm wide awake . #wtf 
USERNAME 😮 😊 😆 😂 yep ! that'd probably be about right ! 
for some reason , today . lucerito was all i thought about ... :o 
you can go screw yourself . lying ass dude ... #wow . #<|3 
noo :o how much of it are you getting cut off ? ! 
o b a m a ... has made more vacations then any other president in one term 😯 
when your uncles ask you if you have a bf o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME don't just let her burn , grab some damn water ! :o 
#blackfriday crazed at walmart . i have never experienced anything like this #wow 
USERNAME love you more ! ! #stillbackoff #hesmine #sohawt #weloveblackguys #omg #drooling #yum yupp 
black friday shopping is intense ! 😂 😂 😂 #crazy #funthough 
USERNAME dam bra ! im telling you im stuffed def not horny homie smh 😮 😂 
living in downtown west palm beach , florida #crazy #blessed 
walmart looking like a damn pep rally right now for them flat screens o_0 
justin bieber got hot . he was too little boy looking before . now he looks all mature & whatnot ^.^ omg .... am i getting #bieberfever :o ? 
grandparents from canada taking my room for a week ...... #wtf #done #annoyingaf #liveinamotel #sleeponthefloor #notinmybed #cooties 
watching the dream team documentary ! this shii is crazy 46-1 run #wow 
USERNAME 😮 how thoughtful of you for thinking so high of me . 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 you piece of 💩. 
paula house a strip club , first her but was now her momma dropping it low ! ! 0.o 
my dad was seriously just in the deepest sleep ever 😂 #wtf 
the feelings are when you pee and taking contacts out 👌😬 😵 
😵 that sucks ! ! wish you were here ... ❤ ❤ 
girl : gimme me a kiss under the mistletoe ( ? - ^_^ -)/ . ? ? boy : naww i aint goin kiss you hoee \( o.0 )/ df ! 
did you know that USERNAME designed the costumes for the USERNAME USERNAME in the '80's ? #didyouknow #wow #gay #christmas #nyc 
the best feeling is when you pee and take your contacts out 😮 😵 😬👌 
that creeper moment when you feel like you are stalking someone because you want their parking spot .. 😮 🚙🚗🚘 #blackfriday USERNAME 
i anticipate getting into a fight at work , because seem to forget im human too . i will curse you out o.o 
am i the only one that wonders how long #nfl players have to stand there & smile for those head shots they use on tv ? #weird 
that hand jack in the box . like what the fuck ! :o 
i didn't have to punch anyone tonight , and got home before 10 ... holla ! ! ! 👊👌 #blackfriday #crazy 
omgg .. what am i gonna wear my first day for school . ? :o ' 
USERNAME for real ? he must be crazy . i feel like i'm visiting a 3rd world country right now . 😵 🔫 
you see how many people there for black friday o.o 
if i get one more black friday email . #omg #idontdoblackfriday 💀 
on my way to work 😲 😵 😑 #fml #nofun 
i remembered watching the butterfly effect that movie crazy asf :o 
USERNAME well you can think i'm not in your mind , but i n reality i really am :o 
black friday shopping for the first time ever with USERNAME #blackfriday #crazy 
just found the perfect christmas present for someone #omg #soawesome #greatoutdoors 
USERNAME i saw that's crazy ! i guess he told people his # on youtube earlier .. :o 
USERNAME you and my dad have the same birthday :o 
USERNAME so true ... alas ... and oh by the way .... you're a racist ! :o ) 
¢; ♡ rt USERNAME i had a dream with USERNAME and she brought me drinks o.o lol soo random though ! 
USERNAME dude when i saw you eating the giraffe while you was fucking the elf in her nose and it came out her ear i was like 😮 
omg the casino has a new section #yay #goodbyemoney 😀 😮 👍📉 
how i'm watching the news and my ex ace is missing :o 
USERNAME *raised eyebrow * o_o ain't the first time some liquid was all over my lips 
holy cow , black friday lines ! ! ! #wow 
black friday madness with my brother and sisters .... #crazy #cray #people #price #thanksgiv @ brandsmart usa URL 
with this beef i turn my enemies into memories . 😵 🔫 
mr . telephone man theres something wrong with my line , when i call my baby i get a click every time o_o 
twitter says i'm off the west coast of africa o_0 
pretty blessed to have a huge family , love these family gatherings #itslikeamovie #crazy 
USERNAME i have :o i been waiting for a reply :o 
working black friday ! ! ! fun fun not ... USERNAME 😮 😝 💵 
USERNAME lmao ! that obvious huh o_o happy thanksgiving ! ! ^_^ 
has eminem ever said nigga in any of his songs ? :o 
$10,000 tv ! ! wt ..... #wth #crazy #money #swerve @ brandsmart usa URL 
omg walmart just got real ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! o.o 
arrived at nyc at the same day as USERNAME and USERNAME :o 
i kinda miss working in retail for black friday #weird 
USERNAME i'm not :o i just have the voice of a angel . (: 
i remember my first day on twitter . i was like o_o , ” wtf is this sh*t ? ! 
thas crazy how im her baby daddy , but i never fucked o_o 
my manager just cussed a mall security guard out . o.o #hilarious #intimidating 
wait . . . what ? ! *rubs eyes* no . way . 😵 
“USERNAME omg omg omg i got USERNAME to wear a dress :o URL omfg 😍 
USERNAME :o o are you sure you wanna say that , that just might be your ahh 
USERNAME but my twitter posts to my fcebok just like my instagram connects to my twitter and my pintrrst to fcebok #wtf #justsoundedstupid 
USERNAME aww soo im your undercover freak baby boo thang cuddle buddy ! o.o 
my uncle just came a sat on me and farted ! #wtf #eww #lmfao 
hate when he leaves but love the smell he leaves behind :) #weird #iknow #ohwell 
😢 😭 😥 😲 😵 😞 every other part of the game 
when stefan takes off to the smokie mountains with klaus in vampire diaries .. not like thats my favorite place or anytthing ! :o 
USERNAME what store , so i don't go there ? :o 
lmaoo , this morning i found out i hsve back dimples :o <3 
this shit just got real this damn line at best buy is long a'f :o 
ahh our nice bed 😊 👀 😲 😶 off we go goodnightt 💞✌😴 
there is seriously a line at aeropostal ? ! #wtf #dontwearthat 
USERNAME wuuts so funnaay ? *opens eyes all like super huge o.o lol 
this is the first thanksgiving that i didn't stuff my face ! ! ! 🍗🍴🍗🍴🍗 😵 
sometimes i get slightly sad that no one texts me . then i realize it's cause no one has my number . and i'm ok with that ! #random 
USERNAME .......... pet fox ........... omg i must see this ........ i love foxes o.o ........ teehehhe xd 
i've read almost 200 pages today 😯 this is a big deal to me . 
USERNAME 11 :3 0 to 4 :3 0 at azul but i'm trying to close shamu :o 
what would u do if niall walkd arounf ur neighborhood without a shirt/ ! o_o i would die of heart failure 
i think my sister just matched alicia keys in pitch . #wtf #thiskidcansing 😳 
the knicks let up less points at the half to the pacers then the jets did to the patriots #wow 
that awkward moment when your brother posts a pic of u on fb , and his friends calls you sexy ! :o 
USERNAME for real 😮 ... exactly like that one movie .. 
hope everyone has fun standing in line in the rain😁 i've never black friday shopped . and i never will . #crazy #nothanks 
im thirsty .. but as soon as i move , he'll complain because he is cold . 😏 😶 😯 
shout outs to all my niggas working in retail because they're probably clocking in as we speak , my prayers are 4 you peace n blessinqz 😲 🙏 
so my son told me he wants a for his birthday ! 😳 #wtf #2chainz #birthdaysong 
and i made 95% of the food ! 😡 😲 URL 
currently crying in walmart right now . i didnt even know this many people lived in brandon . o.o 
USERNAME yay i finally found you ! ! :o ) 
someone just throw red bull and it got in my hair ! ! #omg #really #blackfridayis cray 
and thank god i never got pregnant . that's why we have condoms . so men could where them , tis the only way young girls won't get pregnant o.o 
USERNAME not as fun . and we want it now ! o.o 
i wonder what those vegetarians had for thanksgiving ... 😯 
seriously considering a glass of wine right now before i physically combust 😂 😲 
this is yo granddaddyy ! ! ! this is yo granddaddyy ! ! ! *brown voice* lol . #random 
😲 😵 😵 😑 < this will be me knocked out tonight 
some guy camped out at a store since tuesday for black friday shopping ... #crazy 
USERNAME i just saw mom and dad kiss for like 20 seconds ... 😵 
when you’re tweeting at USERNAME and USERNAME thinks you’re texting each other… #hellabasic #dafuq #random 
USERNAME o.o i'm just getting the outlines done then next weekend i might come back to get them shaded but i might have to wait longer 
i was off for a few days , and theres drama at work . #abbevillepeople #wtf 
just drove by the target parking lot . i'd have to be paid to even think about stepping foot in there . #crazy 
USERNAME this is in houston . way more people :o 
here we go 😲 😳 😂 . 12am-8am . come visit me 👌 @ wright brothers pre k-8 school URL 
watching magic mike alone in bed .. so where is the nearest male strip club ? 😮 😏 
😯 😯 ohh she ain't got no nipples ! ! ! ! 
i swear i got some badd bitches on my tl . 😲 😲 
i cry about everything lately . #wtf #iswrongwithme #i 'mamess #needmybestfriend #ormysister #maybemybrothertoo ? #anyoneactually 
i think the hot tub makes you feel wayy more buzzed than you actually are . 😯 #intherefortoolong 
her teeth were straight af and she's never had braces :o 
i just took turns playing mikuflick with a 9 year old for 2 hours . o_o 
i like the smell of my baby powder on my boobs #random 
i told my mommy im getting all my older brothers a barbie doll for christmas . :d d <3 . . . . ...... she said thats mean . :o 
i literally feel so ghetto to be honest . #omg 
when an ex says they don't want nothing to do with you and follows you on every social network hahahaha #wow 
USERNAME aw no way ! ! where ? ! :o 
never again will i shop on black friday 😲 🔫🔫🔫🔫 
two shots of moon shine and i'm like ......... o_o whoo 
just found out m family is related to gabrielle union through marriage .... #wtf 
USERNAME 12 but my tweet only sent an hour away it went to my drafts and i didn't know ha and then it sent #weird 
there is seriously a line from belk all the way to tcby . #wtf 
how did i get talked into black friday shopping at midnight by USERNAME and dani handlogten #crazy 
my tongue just went numb #wtf 😳 😳 😳 😳 
i been getting hot flashes so much o_o .. not telling my mama tho' ! she be tryna take a nigga to the doctor ! 
USERNAME o.o wait ... what , we turning up . s/o to my boys cuz next week we bout go kendrick on these niggas at uofark 
i wish mee & #oomf could be as close as we use to be ... :o 
#withchristine &joe #bestbuy #killmenow ! 😁 😛 😳 😅 😵 URL 
- okay , this can't be kavion texting me . he been xtra sweet o.o 
tell me about it mine too ! ! they start giving me all this talks and i'm just like o.o my dad is over protective so i'm fine 
thanksgiving was great :) im still full from like 3hrs ago lol :o #ohwell :) 
USERNAME oh ... she most def is ... which is strange to me ... but i'm like whatever .... o.o ahahaha #horrible 
this girl can eat , shes been having the family and i wondering where she puts her food at o.o ;o i wish i was like that ! USERNAME 
mr . telephone man theres something wrong with my line , when i call my baby number i get a click every time o_o 
black friday shopping is #overrated 👎 i think i'll stay in my nice warm bed 😊 ❤ 💤💤 😵 #blackfriday 
USERNAME does that mean y'all are pulling an all-nighter and need caffeine ? #omg 
also these children are loud and getting on my nerves :-( :-( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( . tired 2 :o o ................ 
USERNAME USERNAME 0_o ... damn its like that bruh bruh ! lol 
i wonder what my life is gonna be like in 10 years .. :o 
this line is literally going in between every aisle to get to the front 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lol ! gots to get ready for work , lol . :o p 
thankful that im alive its just scary that im growing older 0_o 
this girl said i'm here for boyfriend because he's in jail . #intheblackfridayline :o 
people will do anything to save a quick buck #crazy 
USERNAME lol did u get played tonight too ? #wow text or call me lol 
USERNAME :o so good ! ! it's beautiful ! (((o ^_^ o))) 
i promise lord , although i want to go crazy and spend all my money tonite , i'm not , i'm gonna keep it to a low minimum 😲 
i'm seriously standing outside the mall in flip flops . what was i thinking ? ! #omg #freezing 😖 
i'm od bored and for some reason i want #oomf to be here to bother me so i can tell her to leave me alone i'm #weird lol 
USERNAME jay told you i said happy thanksgiving ? 😲 😱 
this is the zig zag line to get into target right now #wtf URL 
the guy next to me is taking about worshipping the devil .... #wtf #weirdoscomeout 
wal mart on black friday . hollyy shit . 😮 
i'm tired of acting all nice when you don't deserve shit :o 
o god i was off twitter to find out that keaton did a follow spree ! :o what ! 
pre-black friday shopping=success ! #crazy #madness #walmart #soomanypeople 😜 😬🔫🏆 
she left at 7 :3 0 to stand in line at walmart . #wow 
o god i was off twitter to find out that keaton did a follow spree ! :o what ! #keatonfollowspree 
way too g . o.o . d . #goodmusic #kanye #kanyewest #pushat #bigsean USERNAME @ my own world URL 
USERNAME oh i don't see the resemblance but alright :o 
USERNAME hahah lol i just figured that out ! ! ! i got my iphone 5 girl ! ! ! 😲 
shit ! my parents are thinking about moving to denver again :o 
USERNAME ahh i see :o good thing i live close to one :d 
i just power napped :o im ready for black friday 
i find it racist they use a black guy for the mcrib commercial #wtf #lol #notcool #thanksgiving #blackfriday #justsaying #justplaying 
just when i thought i could not eat another thing i shoved two deviled eggs in my mouth . #omg #thanksgiving 
a cyote just ran in front of our car while we were driving #wtf #gethefuckoutheway 
USERNAME again tomorrow night after i'm done with work ? #crazy #blackfriday 
oh my god they have new judges on american idol and one of em is nicki minaj o_o 
the videos people are posting of walmart right now are ridiculous ! #crazy 
black friday shopping in chicago with USERNAME USERNAME #crazy URL 
woodlands high school reunion at bakers:-x:-x xd :-x o_o ;-) 
tell me why my family is playing twerk music o.o 
USERNAME come to find out the cd was blank #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME no champagne , but too tired now . nite 😲 
im most thankful for the gronk spike . don't know what my touchdown celly would be while running routes in the backyard . #pats #weird #feel 
black friday shopping . waiting at american eagle . #blackfriday #americaneagle #crazy #b @ wausau center mall URL 
i wanna go to all these stores at five :o 
USERNAME it's cool more green for me 👍 😯 😶 
who am i i didnt eat on thanksgiving wtf goin on o.o 
ctfu i'm so real i mention and subtweet the same nigga ... but then again i'm only statin the obvious which is shame on me o.o 
my boyfriend just told me no to watching marley and me with him ! #wtf #sad 
i can see my breath :o its like i'm smoking 
i like going from 😀 😄 ☺ 😙 😁 😄 😂 😂 😂 😂 😊 😮 😮 😮 😶 😶 😶 😶 😶 😶 😶 . hahahahaha it's a blast . 
USERNAME idk gas is pretty expensive these days i bet it was allot cheaper then . o.o 
you know you shouldn't be in your hometown when your ex boyfriend texts you #wtf #learn2spell 
is h&m not having the scratch off deal thing here ? :o #que 
if you have to get a taxi to come to black friday sales then you don't need to buy anything ... #somepeople #crazy 
USERNAME yeah i had the last one and this random guy just comes to me and takes and runs . i agree , people are #crazy #totalpains 
singing along to a corny ass song and then mid chorus realizing and being like 😯 😐 
when i'm feeling low/sad i want to bake , when i'm upset i want to clean , when in happy i want to dance while i'm cooking lol wth #weird 
i'm full , my eye is irritating mee ughh . . . o_o 
change of planes disrobing going to watch a movie instead #random 
easily the funniest thing to ever be on television: vince wilfork eating a turkey leg in slow motion . #omg . 
im not gonna lie , im pretty nervous to work at vans tho :o 
i can't believe its already gonna be 10 soon :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME good stuff , good night 👋 😲 👍 
USERNAME okee imma follow you <3 it was suchh a weird feeling o.o 
waiting in line at american eagle with USERNAME <3 #americaneagle #blackfriday #crazy #blackfridaybitches 
USERNAME you can write the best songs but you can't even manage to write a bio ? ;) #weird 
USERNAME :o how horrible , how much do they cost ? 
i didn't know agreeing to go black friday shopping i wouldn't be home til tomorrow late in the afternoon #wtf #wanttosleep 
always putting on for my team #random @ my room URL 
pretty upset that my zipper is stuck right now . have never struggled this much with a zipper #wtf 
USERNAME o_o just irritated .. very very very irritated . 
USERNAME i wanna se cloud atlas soo bad ! ! 😮 
i remember my first day on twitter . i was like o_o , ” wtf is this shit ? ! 
i'm already tired of all these engagement commercials . 😲 🔫 
too many people probably strapped tonight lol black friday is somethin' serious ! i'm not tryna get killed over the new taylor swift cd ! 📀 😲 🔫🔪 
target and wal-mart parking lots are already overflowing in roswell . #wtf in roswell ? ! #anditsnotevenfriday 
USERNAME agg . omg ! ! ! ! me either o.o you're like the only person i've heard say that ! ! i feel all weird and sick if i smoke .. 
USERNAME yoo did we get a pic tho ? ? ? ? ? o_o 
my cousin keeps askin bout my ex lol then hes like ... can i date her o_o i was like nigga go for et :p 
y'all thought lynchburg was crazy ? williamsburg is insanee 😲 🔫 
so my mom will let me drive all the way to walmart to give her a drink , but not 5 blocks to destinys house . #wtf #nologic 
that game was way to close to comfort ! #omg 
my mom randomly flipped me off for the first time ... :o 
i'm thankful that i will soon be graced with the beautiful faces of USERNAME and USERNAME 😂 😵 😻 👍👍💏 
3 words . #black #friday #shopping :d 😳 #crazy #not #really #tho #boyfriend #lines #wai @ walmart supercenter URL 
USERNAME lmfaoo you already know whats going through my head right now , my dad thinks im crazy o.o 
USERNAME nuh uh ! bud light is nasty . not that i would know . but uhm yeah . modelo is the shit . :o 
i feel like my brothers and sisters' christmas is gonna be better than mine , because i have a job and they don't . 0.o 
i know he ain't went to sleep on me 0_o 
just got so emotional in breaking dawn pt 2 #wtf 
shopping for black friday with the fam at midnight ! #crazy 
greg buzzed off one corona light , and he drivin . o_o 
the people on sears are nuts ! ! #blackfridayshopping #crazy #crackinmeup 
the line for kohl's you gotta be crapping me ! #omg 
im freaking the fuck out oh my fuckity fuck . #imgonnadie #omg #fridaythe13th 
black friday madness . #blackfriday #crazy #walmart #scandal @ walmart URL 
omg i just used a ouija board .. 😮 #scary 
i've always been a romantic but i get even more so during the winter . #weird #true 
having to work tonight from 11-8 .. black friday is a bitch ... 😴😩 😵 👎 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME who says he's not already in it ? :o lol 
USERNAME oh god , i don't if you've wiped 😵 lmfao 
thank u to all the people who like my instagrams ! i know i go instagram crazy ! #instagramho #crazy #outofcontrol 
spongebob makes no sense mr . krab's is a crab and had a whale daughter ? also how is there a beach when there already in the ocean ? #wtf 
USERNAME if i get a customized braclet for you will you wear it ? o.o 
my dad is going 95 :o imma die lol jk 
i feel as if theres something new about me ,, idk wat it is though ! ! 0.o 
USERNAME 20-13 my friend hooked me up with tickets . and i might go to singapore . :o 
off to work black friday 1230-9 wish me luck #workflow #blackfriday #crazy #vs 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you just have your boyfriends body up for multiple women #weird 
USERNAME :o whatt ! no sir , i was lastyear 
ahh me & USERNAME only have a few hours to sleep . ! :o 
USERNAME nah you meet me here nigga and southwest my hood t o.o 
drink o.o “USERNAME i'm listening to bad 25 and having a good time guys . i'm in a dark room dancing around with my drink ...... " 
i wish i could put into words how bored i am 😲 🔫 
USERNAME is weird o_o shes always staring at me , she want me (; 
USERNAME but-but i want you to joke with me :o 
il going to need some starbucks , too keep me up tonight 😯 
the long lines at target ... an hour ago ! ! ! :o URL 
i'm going to be needing starbucks , to help me stay up tonight 😯 
with thinkin about all this #blackfriday shopping . it's my first christmas without a boyfriend #weird 😱 #moneysavin 💰 #spoilmyselfthisyear 😁 
i can't believe the things some people put on facebook ! o.o 
lemme get a few 💤 before 5 gets here 😵 
so much for sleep tonight . black friday shopping + working black friday = all nighter . 😵 
today has been a really good day ! now i have to go work midnight madness at #perfumania till 730 am :o #blackfridayshopping #blackfriday 
my dad snores like a damn nuclear war bomb going off . 💣 😲 🔫 
why does this 14 year old like me ? ? ? this is just too weird ! ! ! o_o 
gonna go get a christmas tree at home depot tomorrow at 5am 😵 😴 
spongebob makes no sense mr . krab's is a crab and had a whale daughter ? also how is there a beach when they're already in the ocean ? #wtf 
why is the skin on my fingers tips pealing ? 0.o 
USERNAME this entails a lot of teenage girls having sex in the middle of class o.o 
watching vampire diaries with ellie and emily 😂 lol how many mythical creatures are on here .. #soconfused 😵 
god please don't let me get trampled ! 😬 😲 
leaving my house at 430 a . m . to go shopping 😵 #killmenow 
USERNAME what ? o.o i feel awkward and like a bad person 
USERNAME you probably shouldn't think about me zipping my zipper and tweet about me zipping my zipper at the same time 😮 . watcha gotta say 
USERNAME don't they open later at like 10am or something ? :o 
cute ass fucken guy next to me . :o <3 im inlove . looks just like niall no lie . dresses kindof like him too . omfg . 
love what i see . rt USERNAME #friskyfriday is in full affect ! ! ! rt if you like what you see :o ) URL 
working black thursday/friday at wal mart is insane ! bout to be a crazy night ! 😮 👍 
heard something fall outside , so i came running into my room & hid under my bed . :o 
the line for target goes around the building ! #wtf 
victoria secret are throwing thong ? ? ? ! ! ! o_o 
some random ass number texted me and told me they loved me . #wtf 
why did i make that face though ? :o USERNAME #twitterlessdarius @ ellwood city , pa URL 
we got here 2 hours before and we are in the back of the building #blackfriday #crazy @ walmart URL 
i'm actually doing some black friday shopping for the first time tomorrow :o 
USERNAME negativr ! i already know my check is gonna suck i only worked 2 days this past week awhh is your voice sounding manly too :o 
family makes you realize there's no need to worry about who you think you may love , even though you want them as a part of your family #weird 
bout to join this black friday #riot 😁 😲 😵 😑 🔫💣 
happy birthday to my best friend USERNAME you are so old and it's beginning to show in this pic 😵 URL 
i hate those tweets . you the one that wanna talk o.o 
i'm gonna die tmw . USERNAME feels so weird without u here #wtf 
i really jus wanna go to a black friday spot to people watch lol o_o never knw who you gonna meet #cheeky #allbad #networking 
USERNAME :o that's #bullshit & it actually turns out that i am going 
this 12 year old boy ; have you ever needed a boyfriend ? i said ; no he said i need a girlfriendd ;i said okay why'd you come to me ? #weird 
i feel like going out for a run . #weird 
USERNAME waiit so you have checked out my ass before o.o 
no ride 😔 sucks 😦 😮 😪 😰 😭 😭 😭 
i am so bored . i really wish USERNAME would wake up #wtf 
when you used to be with someone and now pretty much anything they do annoys the shit out of you . #weird 
i'm going black friday shopping and i'm already tired #longnight #wtf 
a few parts scared me though . my eyes were like o.o 
i have 3 days to think of my philosophy of people . is this paper like a standard requirement in all m . ed programs #damn #omg 
if only she new her nigga be textin me ! o.0 
got stopped by a cop even though i wasnt even driving for letting a drunk person puke ... really ? #comeon #wow #firsttime 
people keep saying my gbaby look like me lol #weird . ! 
USERNAME you wana fuck your mom when she's asleep ? ? 😯 
so i'm just sitting here chillin in a bar when dude offers me a beer .... #wtf #ummokay 
how did dori ever get her license ? #omg #literallyshaking 
black friday eve madness 😓 😱 😲 #justwantmytv @ walmart supercenter URL 
moms asking to my aunty about the name of the whine she's drinking & i'm like oh its barefoot . all she does is give me these looks o.o > :( 
why should i treat someone good if they treat me like shit in return ? #wow 
how you don't fuck with someone but you just went to applebee's with then friday . 0.o #oh 
when someone tell you they love you , and your like 0.o .... 
lol my family literally just ate thanksgiving dinner ... o_o 
omg working until 4am don't know if i can make that ! i have never work over night before ! ! 😡 😲 💤🙏 
after doing black friday for a while , i swear i enjoy being in line more than the actual shopping . #crazy #linewaitinggame 
USERNAME :o ! oh my gosh ! i knoow . weird huh ? o.o 
when i'm in the shower i be sounding like beyonce 😯 🎵🎶 
the lines at target .. an hour and a half ago ! :o URL 
you say you like me and then you won't text me ... #wtf 
USERNAME you didnt follow me before ? ! ? :o 
i feel like in the next 10 hours something bad i gonna happen to me o.o 
when the fuck did belts get security #wtf #it 's a fucking mad house 
macy's #shopping #blackfriday #fun #crazy #packed #wow #money #ohshit #people #crowded #bitchesbecr @ macy's URL 
thousands were in front of best buy just getting in #wow 
thinking of callin out for work tomorrow like a thug lol but this thug got bills 😢 😲 
taking bout help me 0_o wtf ! ! ! ! nope 
USERNAME it's not even midnight here in houston and the line at best buy is wrapped around the building #blackfriday #crazy 
thanksgiving last year and thanksgiving this year are literally the two most opposite moments in my life so far ... #weird 
why am i at the mall right now ? #crazy 
USERNAME how you gone decide that if you don't understand it , due to the fact that you haven't seen the first one lol ? 0.o 
:o how could you say that to this beautiful kitten 
USERNAME why are you of all people not watching football today ? ! #weird 
in traffic wit big bro slappin this g . o.o . d . music 
i ate so much today it's not even funny . 😏 😮 🍗🍛🍴 
omg USERNAME 's rich .. why is he at black friday ? o.o 
you couldn't pay me to go back to walmart lol ! #crazy #blackfriday 
USERNAME ... that is a better idea . o_o #imdoingit 
omg i came home to harry potter being on #yes #omg #ily 
having to work on black friday #crazyasspeople #killmeknow 😵 🙏 
USERNAME oh my gawwd , haven't talked to you in forevaa :o 
waiting for the doors to open . doing a little black friday shopping with a few hundred of my closest friends #crazy URL 
USERNAME you were so excited what came up ? :o 
kohls , bealls , gamestop , walmart , mall .. #crazy #gotobed #blackfriday 
my brother just asked me where his brother in law is ? #wtf #whymyfamilytryingtomarrymeoff 
#mayhem #at #bestbuy #omg #long #line #blackfriday #thanksgiving @ best buy URL 
USERNAME oh yeah , i forgot you didn't go :o 
USERNAME ta fuk ? ! lol u wanted turkey but didnt even get a piece . o_o oh hell no . lol 
USERNAME you're as in you are ... lol how is that hard to comprehend ? o_o 
USERNAME every time i watch tpb , my sexual attraction for you grows . #wtf ? ? #diehard 
can't sleep too excited about niland tom , but totally not looking forward on waking up at 230 [ :o 
#oomf is flirting with her ex right now 😯 😏 
USERNAME o.o what about that time you went to pick her up from work ? where'd it go ? 
ryan m , what the hell is up with all this violence ? 0.o 
USERNAME because that's not a turkey that you're eating 0_o *dun dun dunn* 
be yourself , stay true to yourself .. dnt try and be like someone else . smh 😵 
just want a damn frappe , and mcdonalds is closed #wtf 
that awkward moment when i accidentally almost kissed oomf lmao and shes a girl o.o talk about #superawkward 
just weighed myself and i weigh 133 pounds :o wtf i used to weight like 120 lol 
USERNAME lol you act like i don't have that o.0 
i keep finding out shit from last night 😒 😆 😂 #blackout #wtf 
karen brown cuttin up singin: patti , if only you knew ! ! ! ! #omg ! 
thanksgivin wass good :) shud have stayd dwn on thaa blacktop thoo o_o 
pitbulls voice is really sexy when he's not rapping .. #omg 
watching the blind side and it's thanksgiving in the movie too ! ! #crazy #tooperfect #cantsleep 
USERNAME * gasp* ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! omgee u neva heard of takis . ? df ! \( o.0 )/ 
USERNAME that's cool n nice ! lmao what flavor :o ? 
k i dont know wtf im watching . but its messed up . #freakingout #weird 
guy in the mcdonalds guy in the drive up window just told me lmao #wow #mickeydproblems 
what is there to watch :o i should've went to fresno with my sister and i'm kinda bored >.< 
twilight go too hard ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😵 👍 😱 😁🎬 
USERNAME \( o.o )/ whoa man you want me to tell my bro to text you ? 
i'm drunk and in my feelings USERNAME just hung up on me 😯 😂 😝 
walked into my living heard and walked away to shoot myself o.o 
USERNAME :o h ok , well i guess you gotta wai t.t hat's just why i didn't go anywhere with anyone cause everything be on they time only 
this is one of those rare nights where i'm so comfortable i could fall asleep fully clothed . 😯 
USERNAME :o what . the . _____. reallyy ? ! how much ? ! like , what ? ! 
saudi arabian men will now receive texts if their wives attempt to travel without their permission :o 
USERNAME haha watch out for the police tho ! :o 
USERNAME apparently not with terri and nancy and your mom ! lmao i felt dumb :b and maggie looked like she had been crying :o 
USERNAME huh ? but yo one of the security from lincoln was dickeatting like crazy :o 
omg i ate like 5 hours ago and i'm still full :o 
umm what i just watched was cute but wtf ! #random yikes ... 👆☁ ha idek smfh lol at myself 
the line outside of gamestop is cray crayy ! o.o 
how many you at now ? o_o rt USERNAME once i reach 50 iphone cases i'm not buying anymore .. 
had funny with the family back homee with him n felt asleep just now wakn up to him n his friend playn the game o_o 
12.30 am - on our way to the outlet village ! #blackfriday #blackfridaysale #boston #crazy #afterhours 
my lip just did this weird quiver thing . #weird 
on my way to work . 0_o #people #scary #blackfriday 
USERNAME yeah .. cant believe i got door checked and attacked by a racoon o.o #wtf 
my baby sister don't listen to drake , every time i quote him she look at me like o_o and say 
USERNAME mine as well tweet while i'm in this nike line .... #crazy #whatamidoing 
USERNAME USERNAME meet me at the mall it's going down lol what sing that for again ? 0.o 
omg yall i ate so good its ridiculous ... ! imma do it again tmmw and all week . :o #teamfatty 
USERNAME you're welcome ! btw , what did he say ? :o 
this mall right now . <<<<<<<< #wtf is eveyone ? there's even 
best buy black friday deals . madness lol #blackfriday #bestbuy #tv #crazy @ best buy URL 
USERNAME bring a shit load of blankets it's freezing over here ! :o 
huuge shooting star ! :o shit's following me ! :) #goodluck 
i just easily spent over 300 $ in victoria secrets #crazy 
USERNAME haha even playing around it dont sound right coming from you :o 
how the hell do my family cheat in pitty pat ? ? ? o_o 
USERNAME really ? ? i didnt feel a thing ! ? ! ? ! ? ! 0.o 
the moment when a little kid says fuck you to there parents #wtf 
bitches ain't sayin shit and they can't tell me nothing 100 USERNAME 's can't tell me nothin 😉 😋 😮 💬💬 
#thanksgiving #food #crazy #fun #talking #laughter #cars #house #life #live @ the creativity factory URL 
i will spend almost 1500$ on formula in a year . #mommytweet #crazy #totallyworthit 
gettin up at 4 :o o to go to the sale 😒 
sometimes i go on twitter just to hear that sound when the page reloads . 😮 
roses are red , violets are bluee , ur so cute , wait ..... ur a jew :o 
i've never seen so many people fighting over shoes #crazy 
i can't drive without music though , heli i don't even have licenses 😮 
my mom driving to hoover for the first time and at night :o #ohlord 
this random chick just asked me can i buy her a soda o.o #no 
gonna knock out soon . the eyelids are dropping :o 
i wish i lived in a fun place like .. narnia , or bikini bottom , oh ! or wherever the heck it is that aang lives . i wanna be a bender ! :o 
well i think it's safe to say me and USERNAME would do pretty well in a zombie apocalypse 🔫 😲 #straightkillinzombiesluts #xbox 
USERNAME haha crazy is my middle name ! you don't even know ! :o 
one wor d: orgasmic 🍴 😲 #thankagivingdinner #allaboutthatprimerib #foodcoma @ house of prime rib URL 
USERNAME USERNAME yall left me , ian see yall ass no more that day ! o.o 
riverside mall , not the place i wanna be i want to be at orland mall #wtf 
so my phones the only one that changed time zones ! #weird 
i ate so much today , and i'm hungry right now . #wtf 
USERNAME hahahaa thankyuu ^_^ ... im having some troubles tho :o 
train ride to long island #picstitch #fun #friends #cute #love #lirr #crazy #thanksg @ penn station track 19 URL 
still at moms cause nobody was in need of my company ig but anyway bout to head out to this neon and blaze a black for a sex 😯 ☁☁ 
watching a show on animal planet about mermaids .... they're r e a l o_o 
when you smile at someone else native & say hi (to be nice) why do they always give you that 'fck you' look #random 
world's biggest dumbass award goes to me and USERNAME for sitting in the car for an hour and a half when the mall was open #wtf 
the movie black swan is just too fuckin weird #wtf 
i know im pretty buy stop looking at me ! ! ! #omg 
wish this medicine gne kick it ... tired and sleepy ... 😲 😲 😲 
victoria's secret on black friday= worst idea of my life 😵 🔫 
when some random lady ask to take a picture of you and says she's keeping it #wtf #creeper 
subtweets 😲 🔫 damn just tag them in it and stfu . 
o.o i should really be taking a nap i got work later .. 
imagine if weed was like 50% off on black fridays :o 
<--- i roll them slow burners ! ✔ 😎 ✌👌 😵 
i need an energy drink or whatever . i'm like falling asleep in line 😵 
my iphone battery be acting weird af it'll be like 70% then next thing ik i'm at 96% tf is that ? o.o 
my sisters side of the family said i look like i mixed with indian & asian in me 0.o this niggas were trippin ! 
USERNAME :o whoa i never thought of like that . you sure know how to make things sound deep and cool nick :d 
mhhmm working 2 :3 0 am to 12 :3 0 pm .... time to get mind fucked #blackfriday #zombie #needcoffee #wtf #help 
the line for abercrombie is wrapped around the whole store and out the door . #wtf #blackfriday 
kinda happy knowing i won't be on registers tonight , otherwise i'd fuck shit up 😲 lol well , bye guys ! 
s/o at all the melbourne thugs and ghetto beckies 0_o ha 
USERNAME young money cash money bitch , duh" #wtf #seriously 
USERNAME tell her cause i was born this way ... idk o.o cause it's already taken by you i'm just the better u .. u get me chik * 
i don't feel like talking on the phone or texting anyone :o 
texas chainsaw massacre , is fucking scary ! ! ! 😵 😥 😰 
USERNAME okay , so he pushed a girl face first into the crate and then jumped into it bc he didn't want her to get all sheets #crazy 
USERNAME lolol why would you want to ? ? #crazy 
USERNAME lol yess you did hear right . i was there ? ! #crazy ha 
USERNAME aha i'm a knock on your door & your mom's gonna be like , wtf ? o.o i'm a be like esta rigo en casa ? (: #mexicanlookinass xd 
USERNAME she won't take me to walmart ! i don't even wanna but anything , i just wanna see how crazy it is ! ! 😯 
my niece asked me wat my name was ! ! ! o_o i said u forgot about your uncle reggie :( lol 
just saw somebody on 1604 sitting on the top of the car in a convertible :o 
who is this celeste chick everybodys talking about ? :o 
someone just asked if they could cook my bunny ? lol #wtf URL 
USERNAME and then she brought you back for take it off ? :o . oh and i am intoxicated by you ! (: #teamdetox 
USERNAME & i thought you were a thugg ! :o 
USERNAME bitch . you better don't play with me . imma see you tomorrow , or else 😲 😈👿🙀 
i can't take the desperation . 😂 😂 😂 😂 #omg #solame 
people were literally running into and throughout the mall right when it opened . #crazy 
3 days to go back to my lovely peru <3 packing packing ........ packing o.o 
ok i'm bored o.o ... so i'm going to sleep xd good night and god bless <3 i hope everyone had a lovely thanksgiving (: 
when fat girls say they re thick 😝 😲 👎 
black friday shopping starts in t-minus two hours 😁😁 😮 🙊 ❤ #blackfridayshopping #familytime #bringthesaleson 
i accidentally ordered the same shoe 7 times 😵 fuck ! ! i hope that they don't process the last 6 orders ! ! ! ! 
i really spilled sauce all over some bitch #haha #wtf 😂 
what if our skin was like chalk , so whenever we rubbed up against something , our skin came off .... 😳 #wtf 
that kinda sex that you try to hold in moans but u cant 0_o 
USERNAME aww boo ! , ha i really will massage :o 
just saw a thousand police cars pass by my condo on quadra . #wtf USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao 0.o are you okay ? stop tweeting stupid shit 
USERNAME they are agressive ! i *think* i've un-joined several times & they just won't have it ! ! o_o :p 
i wanna be apart of joseph and nick's summer operation next summer :o 
my personality most of the time ! #blackfriday #crazy #fearthebeard @ mebane tanger outlets URL 
i'm running a 5k on saturday . #wtf did i get myself into . lmao 
USERNAME lol ! waiit , hold on . do you know what song this lyric is from ? :o ... if you do 
#wtf “USERNAME michael finley putting front-office career on hold to make one more run at playing . link: URL 
😲 😲 😲 #waystoaviodhavingkids #blackfriday #vegas @ the las vegas strip URL 
i need some serious alcohol in my life .... and i don't even drink o_o 
🙅no sex bitch i only want the kneck bitch 😮 🍆 
i'm so full after that meal , i ate too much lol 😵 
my mother and father ... snoring ... loudly ... someone save me o_o 
boobie just said this bitch need to go bath her feet o_o 
USERNAME :o lmfao aww that just broke my heart lmao . that boy needs to clean up his punjabi ! ! lmao 
USERNAME pretending that i work here haha ! haven't been here in 6months :o 
USERNAME that moment when justin kills the conversation <<<<< o.o lolol kidding baby :) 
USERNAME follow me if your from australia .... o.o #beausarmy #beahsarmy #beausarmy 
lottery machines close at 10 ? ! ? #wtf i want my free ticket 
i don't know why that song been stuck in my head o.o 
everyone is getting married , engaged , or happy with someone . i'm just over here forever alone with my animals . #crazy #animal #lady 
so thankful 4 my rainbow family ! teammix :o ) URL 
don't say you're going to kill someone . #scared 👀😬 😵 😱 
wth since when did USERNAME have a twitter ? ! . :o 
so you've been taking a shower for the past 4 days ? oh that's cool ... #wtf ? 
i've never been black friday shopping . and i have no urge to . #weird ? #probably 
why would you talk to me about your ex o.0 
#thatawkwardmomentwhen your watching frogs mate on animal planet and your 68 year old says #justno #notokay #wtf 
#omg . i can't wait for my mom to make her turkey pot pie from the left overs . #ohlawd . 
can't wait to be up in 6 hrs for work ! ! #hungover 😲 
she kick my ass about being home at a certain time .. o.o but she just ball out-.- .. i gotta stop caring bout that shit do what u want #fuckit 
2chains just said he might get an endorsement from baking soda o_o 
#bestbuy #blackfriday #firemarshall #full #store . #crazy . @ best buy URL 
my daddy gave me a lasso today for no reason whatsoever .. maybe that's his way of telling me he wants me to be a rodeo girl ? #weird 
up watching #mostshocking thinking about the old days . #random 
USERNAME have any baby pictures of you that u could post ? #random here's mine :) URL 
mcdonalds was absolutely clutch . 😮 😮 😮 😆 😆 
USERNAME damn ... that long ? #wtf ! but nah shawty , we will hang soon ! ! 
i have never been black friday shopping ... honestly i'm kind of scared ! ! 😱 😁 😵 
trying to teach my #twitterless cousins how to roll their r's ... #theycant #weird 
USERNAME she looks huge :o is she fat or just super fluffy haha 
every night at 1 am i keep getting acne on my foot #wtf 
doctors in the 60s used to diagnose autism as childhood schizophrenia .. #crazy 
i should be sleeping since i go in at 4 0_o 
i'm freezing my balls off out here in this damn line ! o_o 
USERNAME lol well i was with alot of ratchet chicks dudes pullin up in bucketts air was filled w/ loud and the comments made to me o_o 
USERNAME i believe you . you didnt let me eat that special double paddie . asswhole :o . 
USERNAME is trying to peer pressure me into drinking coffee :o lol :p 
telling you to comeback to her life :o realize that your sister was using your tweeter lmao ... USERNAME 
damn all these fucken asians be crazy ... dnt get mad cuz i dnt speak your asian-ese language #thisisamerica #blackfridaymadness #crazy 
you peeped .. funny thing is i don't even remember her 0_o 
USERNAME .. ehh feel asleep ^^ . what a weenie . :o 
i still can't believe #oomf went out with my cousin o.o but they would be cute together ! ! 
when your dad yells at your brother and says how he wasn't using the t in the storm traits ... #really #wow 
USERNAME what if i don't have my appendix anymore ? o_o 
taking a 3 hour power nap before the next round of shopping #crazy #blackfriday 
guys always look so much better with their hats on 😮 such an illusion 
saw USERNAME going ham trying to get into victoria secret bitch was about to knock some thurra out :o 
why am i so hyper all of a sudden o.o 
you replied when i said i missed you ? :o 
oglethorpe mall smells like feet , sweat , and cheap cologne with a hint of marijuana ... #blackfriday #wtf #georgiaprobz 
daamnn ! ! ! truee storyy :o hahaha idgaf kaayy :p .. dnt mess with us bitch xd 
someones locked outta there house nxt door and i can hear the thump everytime they knock for the last 20 minutes ! #wtf 
USERNAME no i like it , its just idk .. haha guys dont usually sing that song :o 
just saw a shooting star ! #omg #make a wish 
hot bath then bed .. im exhausted ! 🛁 😵 😴 ready to do a lil shopping in the morning ! ! ! 
USERNAME . almost died when i seen you was following me :o ♡ . # thank youu . 
omg the ae in the cherry hill mall needs some damage control . i'm really scared for when i have to close :o #ahh #worried 
i just couldn't post almost naked pics of myself for the world to see . maybe i'm just weird like that . o_o 
black friday ! hours until checkout ! ! #crazy #shopping #frenzy 
o.o if only they were this color they be cute URL 
i thought i was the only one 😮 😏 👏👏 
i found out today , turkey makes you sleepy ? #weird #doesntmakemetired 
whisky lullaby ay the pub #wow #lalalalala #enoughsaid .... USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
if i say i'm tired , that means i'm tired . it does not mean , lyes , i would love to drive home ." #wtf 
USERNAME oh man lol ... anything else ? :o would you like some pepto bismol for later on haa 
so my people just went on a tirade about why i can't bring a white woman home for holidays #random should i post the video lol ? 
bitch doin lunges while smoking a cig in the walmart parking lot at 115 in the morning .. #workitgirl #wow 
i've been listening to a #starwars & #wow loser for almost an hour . fuuck me . #thingsidoforlove 
who the hell are you ? ? ? ? o_o URL 
just got a break at 1 leave at 3:15 #wtf 
USERNAME if i say i'm tired , that means i'm tired . it does not mean , #wtf 
so i guess everyone trynna make me mad at the end of the day >_< #wtf ' 
that heart attack worthy moment when ur at syds barn and the guy who owes it comes out with a shotgun at u ... #haveingastroke 😲 
i'm laying on the floor of dicks sporting goods right now the line is so long 😲 🔫 
that awkward moment when you find out your cousin is a qsniper ..... #wtf 
high school reunion at the town center .. 😳 😮 
im not gna lie i am a liddo worried :o 
i like how everybody says , they love me how i am like wait huh o.o never knew something was wrong with me but fosho #iguessbutidontguess 
oh .... my ..... :o i'm speechless . all i can say is .......... 
USERNAME words of advice 1) please watch out how you expose how gay you are on twitter and 2) get a life #nuffsaid #wtf 
watching the movie with my cousin :) and this movie is creepy af o.o lol 
USERNAME me dancing ? ! omg ! ! ! lolol dancing what ? :o 
jared just scarred me for life . 😲 😱 😳 😂 
cuzz deep down in ure heart you kno you wanna chill tomorrow :o 
well tracy and i are down for the count till the morn #blackfriday 😵 😴😫 
it was like running with the bulls here at opry mills when they opened it up #blackfriday #whyamihere #crazy 
USERNAME yup we dint even get out of the car .. the line was #crazy .. any more stops for u or done ? 
when i see a tweet from somebody i never met in my life and i go to their profile & it says that i follow them ? #wtf uh , no . 
damn my cartilage ear piercings #2 hurts ! )': and i got it done on monday #wtf ! 
ay ay ay aver cuando regreso pa mexico ! ! ! i do fucking miss it ! ! :o hoepfully soon :d 
black friday shopping with my girlys at woodfield ! we crazy ! (: #crazy #woodfieldmall #shopping 
i got like 4 hours of sleep this morning , but i don't feel tired at all . #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME how do you guys know each other :o 
URL track 3 is where its at lmao lols .......... o_o lols ..... unemplyment lmao lols ......... stamped lols ... 
3 lines . 1 lane . #wtf #blackfriday #problems @ walmart supercenter URL 
how can a relationship work if you always get mad at me , and don't tell me what i did ? #dontunderstandit #wtf ? #ugghh ! ! 
i am still so full ... how is this possible ? 😵 
best buy its crazy & crowded , just came by to buy a few things o.o 
craziness and i just love it ! puts me in the christmas spirit #blackfriday #shopping #crazy #madness 
everybody else is going black friday shopping , and i'm just sitting here like .... o.o 
when you forget to take pics cuz your to into el chisme haha #family #crazy #thanksgiving dinner 
USERNAME i didn't say i was thankful for anyone ........ 😯 
which means lay in the dark and in the meantime hope i fall asleep . 😵 💤 
so glad im not at the mall right now #omg #badidea 
USERNAME lol ! ! i didnt even know it was past 12 :o 
hahahaha someone just told me me and this chick look like twins o.o i look like a girl ? ? ? eff yeww . 
damn ! ! ! ! .. i've never seen so much tamales , turkey , etc . food .. just on thanksgiving .. 0_o hahaha ah . 
black friday shopping will be the death of me tonight ! :o 
lemme find out ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
ha i’m reading a review on a hauppauge item and they are talking about a dell motherboard and black magic #wtf 
USERNAME fiancé ? ? ? ? ? ? 😳 😲 😯 
eyy let talk like da nite b young ma homies let it ride away #wtf 
USERNAME i got a mark on my sweater :o i think i did it with a marker :o o lmfao 
wooah the txt i just got .. who are youu ? ! ! :o 
you know you have a big family when you have three turkeys for thanksgiving o_o lol dam 
USERNAME eww look at her damn music video . lmao #wtf 
soo ready to call it a night ... people are #crazy . 
i just bought him a god damn flat bill .... #wtf 
#lt or i should drive instead . pero idk these streets roads ... idk nc :o 
according to the ghost radar my house is haunted . :o URL 
it's my nigga kacey aka kid kay birthday today . hope my nigga have fun . the big 2 0.o ut of the teen section lol USERNAME happy birthday 
why is chick-fil-a only serving lunch right now ? ! it's clearly breakfast time . this is not ok . #chickenminis #breakfast #wtf 
USERNAME yea right wea u ? nd how bout the cowboys 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 #redskinsnation 😲 😲 😲 👊👊👊👊👊👊 
USERNAME trying to find a video game took 3 hours #wtf ? 
how to get through a seventeen hour coach journey ... there is no answer to that question o_o 
USERNAME now you know how much characters i got left to write a tweet . is you worried or what ? o.o 
do they have black friday sales at the swapmeet ? ? ? o.o 
#omg the #outlets in #tulare are #crazy right now . #blackfriday @ tulare outlet mall URL 
every damn time i look at this picture of my bf&his brother .. his brother reminds me exactly of USERNAME ! .. drives me crazy #weird & #awk 
watched kevin hart standup for the first time tonight . so funny ! 😂 #netflix #random 
i hate it when you really want's to speak to a person but they ig ore you're mesaages and don't even bother checking their phones/apps :o 
USERNAME you're sicl ? :o what happen ? and surprised ? lol i'm too lazy :) 
been waiting for 12 am to come all day . now i can't go shopping ? ? ? ? #wtf 
i know where this is going ... im not gay bruh so dont say it rt USERNAME USERNAME why would you call yourself ? o.o 
"USERNAME taken with USERNAME URL :o that's me yo ! bratz status ! ! ' 
USERNAME USERNAME #swreve that first statement .... by whose standards the french or the mexican 0_o 
woahh noo i missed you way way way moree <3 3 :o & that's good happy thanksgiving boo USERNAME :* but i just got home laying down :p aha 
i wonder how many ppl snooki has done the do with o.o 
someone please tell me why my dad wants me home right now ? #wtf 
i thought you were a cool cat .. #guessnot #wow 
late night black friday shopping at the galleria mall #crazy #crowded #ihatebeingclaustraphobic URL 
USERNAME ermahgerd ! are you going to the stores for black friday too ? o.o 
USERNAME me too ! did u see that computer room in there ? :o 
anyone seeing this tim n eric show right now ? ? lmao #wtf is this shit ? 
USERNAME ese bunny . pensandolo bn paso a mejor vida . :-p . :-* :o . o :-) USERNAME 
old navy black friday shopping #standing in line #crazy people 
USERNAME best buy was full of them 0_o . i bet they had a portable tv in there and probably even cable . all they were missing was a fire ! 
black friday shopping .... never again ! ! #blackfriday #blackfridayshopping #sucks #crazy #people 
USERNAME lowkey i could do the same if anything 😮 . 
i'm really paranoid about sex trafficers and i don't know why . o_o 
if you dressed up to shopping tonight #killyourself 😵 😵 😵 it's not that serious ☝ 
USERNAME o.o damn lol good luck ! ! ! ! hopefully it dies down when you get there i got a 6-6 shift 
can't talk i'm so tired & we're two hours from home haha 😵 
USERNAME hahahhaa i wouldn't expect anything less from you 😯 
black friday shoppin' ! ! ! USERNAME 😯 look who we found ! USERNAME @ nike factory store URL 
black friday shoppin' ! ! ! USERNAME 😯 look who we found ! USERNAME @ nike factory store URL 
black friday shoppin' ! ! ! USERNAME 😯 look who we found ! USERNAME @ nike factory store URL 
good lord adtr 😍 😍 😍 😍 #love #omg #praisejesus 
weird how out of 5 of us i'm the only chick :o 
wtf happened at the mall ? o_o all i saw was ambulances 
USERNAME o_o . its small ? nvm . ill get the d from somebdy else lml 
my babe think them vivids are ugly o.o smh yall love em on mee 
some lady definitely just rubbed my back and felt my butt 😲 😲 
i can't believe that i'm #blackfridayshopping with my mom . i'm suppose to be in bed sleeping . #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME uhhmm since when did this happen ? :o 
omg just came home thank the non existing god ! ! ! :o . 
going through tones of pictures and remembering ever feeling i had at that very moment #weird #littlekids ☺ 👀🌊⛄🌴 
it's pretty sad how close we used to be and talk everyday and now we can go days without talking to eachother #wow . #unbelievable 
just seen a 8 year old girl walking around with a coach purse . #wtf ? 
am ready to go to sleep ! ! ! 😵 😴 #tired 
i don't think i remember how many i did before :o 
USERNAME maybe 😮 i wouldn't know . guys mature eventually :d i think ... 
with my luck ill choke on some chicken breast or just die right ? who gives a fuck anyway right ? #wtf 
USERNAME lmfaoo who ? janet ? :o and yeah baybe told me whatchu been doing :o 
#wtf is not even 11:00 yet and i was thinking it was like 2:00 a . m already -.- 
okay . i'm up now . wow . i slept too long . holy shit ! what's wrong with me ? ? ? ? ! 😲 😱 
lmao we were all scared as shit ! ! ! but i trust alejandro with my life <3 foreal . my adrenaline was over powering :o USERNAME USERNAME 
i'm eating pizza and spaghetti at 1am in the mall #weird 
shiit , just spent the rest of my paycheck on black friday ! #wtf hahaha 
USERNAME how did u make it ? :o o selling coke huh ! ! ! ! -____- 
USERNAME that sucks 😮 you need a better phone 🙌👍👏👌😬👍✊ 
my third #wal -mart ! #blackfriday #crazy #wwe13 #fightclub on blu ray @ walmart URL 
it's almost 1, & we're barley leaving the hospital ! :o 
my liddio chiwawa has bug eyes , they look like there gunna pop out of her head o.o 
after 300 dollars , crowd fights , & 3 hours later i'm done shopping 😲 
can't wait till i get a fake .. i need some beer to even me out o.0 
i didnt even realize when we fell asleep :o i should probably put my cuzzo on my bed lol sleepy head 
USERNAME o_o . happy thanksgiving fella ! miss ya and hope you had a great day . 
some drunk bitch just backed into our car . #wtf 
so happy to get out of freakin town center and get home ! ! ! ! #toocrowded #crazy 
didn't realize my boobs were all out while snap chatting oomf :o 
USERNAME lol no i mean shoot can i just make an album about you o.o ? 
USERNAME so true . but starbucks is closed 😦 😲 #dissappointed #sadday 
i just became master chef in my kitchen really quick . #wow 
that's why i never answer blocked calls .. #weird #trippy #lol 
people are camping in front of the stores to spend money & its cool , but it's wrong to stand in front of the store to make money . #crazy 
USERNAME your first tweet is about loving me .... #omg 
that picture better not have been a joke .. or i'm going to be severely pissed off . #omg #ahh 
mhmm ! lol i don't see how a dude like me got a girl like you ? 0_o 
this was a great thanksgiving as always , now that i'm home , it's soo cold like russia cold ..... wait how would i know that o_o 
line at kenwood to get into hollister #capitalism #blackfriday #deals #crazy @ kenwood towne centre URL 
after tonight ill prob never go back to a black friday lol #wtf #littlegirlstoppingfights #butreally 
happy 8th birthday , world of warcraft ! #wow #first 
don't know why i'm up going to amarillo for #blackfriday #crazy . 
i just wanna smoke and watch #dexter 😚 💨💉 😮 🔪 
i come in at 5: 30 in the morning hella quiet and my dad wakes up then today i come home at 1: 00 loud and he stays sound asleep #wtf 
USERNAME #wtf you just had a fest :o still hungry ? 
people are looking at me oddly while i'm holding USERNAME boots :o 
so my head is bleeding and i have no idea how ? #crazy #blackfridayshopping 
when i'm home i never have time to tweet . why am i so busy ? ! #toobusytotweet #weird 😒 
USERNAME you look so familiar , and i dont know why 0_o 
you know you're 25 when you can't even stay up until midnight to go to the mall . 😵 😟 💩 
USERNAME whats wrong ? ? ? :o why so bitter ? 
omg target is real ratchet right now :o its like walmart . 
shawty tweeting about the twerk team 2 o'clock in the morning . . she up practicing 😮 😂 
wassup ! with everyone hating on me today ! is it because ima gansta now ! :o 
so i'm working black friday at target .. and some chick asks me if she can take my picture to prove that shes black friday shopping ... #weird 
my aunt just won $500 at sports authority . definitely worth the wait in the cold #crazy 
chicago black friday shopping with nellie it's #crazy #black friday ! ! 
wtf is #oomf . im lost ? ? ? ? ? o_o 
ahh black friday ! ! USERNAME #blackfriday #crazy #sale #discount #walmart #awes @ walmart supercent URL 
going to sleep , since i'm waking up at 5 :3 0 oh yeah :) #shoppingmode #crazy #warriorstatus #goodnight 
USERNAME there's a possibility im going to washington or oregon next year :o 
o.o you're 2 years too late , aren't you ? o.o rt USERNAME omgg . why jaejoong not in tvxq anymore . d: 
when the line just to get into hollister goes out the door and wraps around three other stores ... #wtf #blackfriday #nothanks 
USERNAME that one sleepover though :o hahah . ohh myy /.\ 
black friday shopping ! #blackfriday #shopping #crazy #tired USERNAME @ hays , ks URL 
USERNAME which one of the guys are you talking to (; thought you were gay ? :o lol 
me n jt terrell went to the same camp when we was lil 😲 😲 😲 
if anyone wants a 51" samsung plasma tv , hit me up . had to buy two tonight bc of the online f*ck up . faail ! canceling 1st order in am . 😯 
USERNAME 😮 😮 😮 a short cut for what are you doing ... u know lazy people problems lol 
had so much fun tonight with everybody but i don't think ill be doing this again next year #crazy 
lawl . the one word that makes me automatically think of nikola o_o 
i just spent 120$ on a taxi .. #wtf #fml #nyc 
i have literally been playing with my hair all day . 😲 😍 💗 #heaven #sosoft #omg 
discovered my sirius radio still works 😀 😊 😍 😮 
black friday shopping at walmart and target was crazy :o 
this bitch tried to cut in front of me too i was like bbiittcchh ! ! ! ... ! ! ! get the fuck back llz #crazy #black #friday #freakingout 
idk why people think it's a compliment to call girls thick .. if a guy calls me thick i take it as being fat o.o 
#creepin #chicken squoshy13 tokindarky #crazy #wedding #stalker @ plano memorial park URL 
so happy to finally be in bed . good luck USERNAME #crazy 
now that i think about it ... there's no point in me participating in black friday cause i don't want anything ... #weird 
USERNAME oh yea ... i changed it .. lmao o_o 
so happy my million message text didnt wakeup my boyfriend cause then he wouldve been angryy :o 
told me to call him when i'm done and he don't even answer .. #wtf #alrightthen 
for some strange reason i feel like dancing really really bad .. o.o 
lol ugh fine but i haven't rolled in like forever :o 
omg bestbuy theirs a whole shit load of ppl 😲 cut 😉 
USERNAME one ? oh whatever do you mean paul ? :o 
damn it's 1:23 where did the time go ? :o 
and now there is a shooting at the mall ! ! ! #wtf 
“USERNAME im in friggin awe ... if you appreciate music ..... you will love this #wow ----> ... URL nice miss muir . 
im still up and im not even shopping .... #wtf 
USERNAME shit ! i watched that movie like what ? 8 times ! i swear ! ! :o 
real niggas dont wear condoms ? 0_o well , ill be damned ! 
this is why i don't drink :d smh #hellaknocked #smh #haha #wow @ spring garden URL 
USERNAME haha they think he has amnesia or something , but they're just worried they won't be prepared for the ap test o_o 
waiting in line for express #express #blackfriday #line #ridiculous #wow #disco @ westfield santa anita mall URL 
y do white ppl eat sloppy joes fa thanksgiving ? #wtf 
my dad gave me $100 randomly . #random but cute ( : 
USERNAME your finally getting a tv in your room :o 
this girl buyin groceries at walmart on black friday . #wtf 
no but are there seriously writing a story line where these chicks are making fucking facecream with semen #niptuck #wtf #seriously 
people are nuts ! ! ! jory is even going shopping in a few hrs . i'm gonna just stay home in my nice , warm bed . #blackfriday #crazy #ilovesleep 
your school & had her for a class hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha #wow 
thirty minutes ! ! ! ! ❄ 😨 😵 oh esu 
my mom just flipped off a lady that tryed to take our parking spot :o o #dead 
all of the scary black friday insanity happening makes me so glad to be canadian . could not imagine real stores today . 0_o 
macy's has a dj & people are seriously doing the wobble . #wow . 
black friday shopping sucked lines are too long . #omg #toocrowded 
to be quite honest i'm a little buzzed . can't believe i drank infront of my parents & they didn't trip o.o 
i really don't wanna be home ... its so boring , its making me think too much o_o 
this boy just called me his babymama o.o where is his antennas ? ? 
USERNAME you got lucky cuss i got bored & was about to go to sleep . :o 
USERNAME fuck and thats only the top rated hill's science diet adult there's a shit load you want me to name them all ? ? o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME you could actually read that babe ? :o o lolol & i'm no snitch -.- 
people are fucking crazy witnessed a hit and run today . :o 
just witnessed 2 people ahead of me in abercrombie spend $800 dollars each . #wtf 
me to mine are hella cute they have bunnies and yours ? :o 
watching this show about people murdering others is quite calming 😳 wtf is wrong with me ? #weird 
i swear USERNAME always has the best tweets . 😯 
USERNAME lmfaoo . bria is not an she's a human being derek . *gasps* :o 
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just saw a guy that looked like USERNAME ! i was like waahh :o 
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the managers paid for everyone's food for working the over night ... except mine . #wtf 
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victoria secret is packed but a toy store remains empty o_o ? cue the URL 
my cousins made me go into revolution with them o_o i don't belong . 
so many people were just posted at the mall .. o.o you're a waste of space during this time . 
thanksgiving food and alcohol making me pass out with no memory lol #wtf 
1:45 in the morning and i'm craving a bacon cheeseburger #weird #hungry #fatass 
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guys waiting outside of finish line till 8 in the morning for the new jordan's . 😳 #crazy 
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just saw a huge black bird that i have never seen before :o :o gonna try and take a pic 
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coach tweeted about waiting for us yo get picked up ? #wow 
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this gal get 126 likes in 3 mins for a useless status .. type fuckery o.o 
apparently ppl in toledo would rather be at kroger than watch the game #wtf #toledoproblems 
- omg my hair i look like sokmany :o . 
#youknowyoufat when u swallow food instead of chewing it 0_o 
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i think my oldest dog is trying to get my new dog to run away ... she basically pushed her to the hole in the fence 😯 
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when your mom $250 of you birthday money and hasn't paid you back after a month #pissed #wtf #givememymoney 
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the closest mall from my uncles house is 30 minutes away 😵 
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we having a celebration , love to stay high 😮 💨🍃 
waking up after a long night , and realizing your home alone , and everyone is out of town o.o #whattodo 
never heard of yankee doodle bridge until right now . o.o 
'dont you just hate it when the past comes vack alive ? ' #jeff #wtf #getout #shithitthefan #cantdothis #wheresbrian 
falling asleep while standing up wrapped in a cooler when it's 30 degrees not having shown yet when waking up at 5 <<<<< 😲 😩 😓 😔 💤 
two boys completely smashed into him , but didn't tackle him .. ! ? #wtf ! ! 
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kyle warrick of roosevelt got 5th at the state meet :o 
opened my front door with no clothes on thinking i had clothes on #wtf 
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*dhet sh . t had myhi eyes like o_o . she screaming at me ! ! 
USERNAME hm pretty sure ya guys havent beaten us since 2003 .. :o 
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USERNAME ; damn :o & cause hes a dumbass & doesnt know what to do -.- 
i've never been this sick and i get this sick a week before i have to get on a 17 hour flight #wtf 
me ? in here ? on a weekend ? in the height of the holiday season ? i must be sick o.o (@ marshalls) URL 
#omg ! ii can not find myy keys ... ugh .... 
thinking i wanna leave this house and go shopping #retailtherapy #wow #accidentshappen 
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#oomf had look stupid just now cus she used a non-real word o_o smh stay in school ; or go bck to school sweetie :) 
just watched a guy wearing a strainer on his head rap a cardboard box in tin foil . #seriously #wtf 
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my niece and my nephew here :o they somethin else together 
that awkward moment when someone tells a dead nun joke at a funeral ... #myfamily #wow #noshame 
if niggas aint notice most hoes be the main bitches screaming they aint hoes lol #backwards #random 
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12 domestic flights plus a 10 hour drive are waiting for me in december #crazy #travel #roadtrip 
good afternoon ! took a nice nap after practice ... time for the next practice :o 
USERNAME do u find it weird that our black president is living off the government just like all the other blacks in the country . #crazy 
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why black people think you'll remember a person if they say a name twice ? 0_o ! ! ! ashley ashley ? 
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emoji , circa 1200 bc . 😯 @ virginia museum of fine arts (vmfa) URL 
so there was this guy standing right behind me but all of a sudden the nigga vanished :o 
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USERNAME let's catch up and do something soon :o ) 
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USERNAME USERNAME dia baru cakap yang dia bukan perempuan ... o.o ? ? hahaha 
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it is so frustrating how i'll stretch and stretch and i still can't touch my toes #wtf 
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eating at this thai joint .. i'm not even hungry . o_o 
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2 different kids on hiram's team have dunked so far ... #wtf 
i think i ate like 4 plates of food :o #fatgirlprobs 
deneezu its ur kin #wtf #animals #museum #dc #giraffeface @ national museum of natural history URL 
i feel hungover and i didn't even really drink last night . #wtf 
finally made an appt to get my hair cut monday 0.o gunna go for something a little diff 
realizing people stole shit from me really pisses me off ... sorry you can't afford your own nice things #yourlow #wtf 
oh shit .. i think i might throw up . o.o .. 
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first meal since thanksgiving 😲 @ great american bagel URL 
love how we be group chattin & USERNAME be 2 days & 5 hours late ta resond on something , smh ... like , #wtf 
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law & order marathon is keeping me from starting my day .. 😮 🔫👮🚓 
USERNAME i can fight anyone :o i'm half black ! i'm relates to akon 
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USERNAME i thought i was just imaginary though ? :o 
listening to steve from blues clues stand up on the radio #weird #throwback awkward that i still recognize his voice 
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i have 4 essays due the 4th and i have absolutely no motivation to start them . and one is 20 pages . 😲 🔫 
big lou is coming out to lindy can we get #weirder than #weird tonight 
off to oil trough to watch my sister get married . #wow #thisisit 
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keeps saying i have messages & nothing new .. #wtf 
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#2 bryant for ohio state with the forced fumble , i can hit no lie 🏈 😲 
i think my mom needs to be checked to see if she is bipolar , baecause one minute she is pissed at me and then ask what i want for xmas #wtf 
#wtf .... we're suppose to be #busy this afternoon ! 
cant wate until the aggie game ! i got 5 tickets :o 
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USERNAME really ! ? :o thank you berry much ! i appreciate it .. i shouldn't be much longer tho . 
i just got the urge to clean my house . 😲 
get to spend my bedlam day at urgent care :( #wtf 
i just felt the urge to clean my house . 😲 
yah my doesnt even know how to spell my last name . #wow ): USERNAME 
so many good damn games on ! i am going to need some fresh batteries for the remote ! o_o 
i leave for four months and come back to see that mel's diner is changing its name #wtf #smh 
oh shit the whole time i was using the wrong hash tag :o USERNAME 
while everyone else is watching the game i'll be at work ! ! 😵 🔫 
my cat is creepin' under the bathroom door #creep #weird @ the porcelain throne URL 
some girls are cute without even tryin they got me like damn :o 
happened by an episode of flipping vegas . this scott guy is one of the biggest loser/douchebags i have ever seen ! #wow #a &e 
me:whats ya definition of a chickenhead mom:a hoe me :o h well i need to start calling a whole bunch of people that ! 
dreams about my ex one after another 😒 😏 #wtf 
at work bored out of my mind 😵 🔫 @ sam's club URL 
since when does r&r mean ridiculousness and ratchetness ? ? #wtf 
i'm debating whether i should cut my hair short again or not o.o 
this is the first time i have ever watched a whole football game . also why does ohio have pot leaves on their helmets ? so confused 😯 
how its almost jordan's birthday :o imma decorate his locker ;;) 
gt #damn ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #wtf #shameshameshame 
lmao . i just remembered my sis asked to feed her like 10 mins ago and i haven't fed her . lol ! ! ! ! 😵 😶 
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i met all my personal goals before the season #damn #crazy 
rt USERNAME brush your teeth or get out of my face 😵 
my ex hit me up on fb o.o . . . . that's weird bc he never hits me up . i didn't even know we still talked ever since the best friend thing ? 
how unusual , i am being borderline productive today ... #weird 
the ohio state vs michigan game is literally the biggest day of the year in this family #getmeouttahere #crazy 
i somehow cut my finger and don't know how 0_o 
walking into my parents house and seeing my least favorite teacher from high school #wtf #getout 
USERNAME nigga i was like 14 ! it was pretty funny to me . still is…her and her cousins have pointless animosity towards me o.o 
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lord mama bought a box out to the moving , truck lord jesus it was my pornos o_o #whoa 
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eww headless deer on the side of the road ! ! ! ! throwing up on myself ppl are sick 😱 😵 
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wtf ? where he come from ? o.o i aint seen him in some yearss ! 
spending the day with the fam in richmond .. lets see how this goes 😯 
but i woke up to him hogging the bed and pillows lol o_o 
lettuce wraps from barefoot bernie's #omg #yumm @ barefoot bernie's URL 
hulk size cow outside the new #heroburgers @ bayview & hwy 7 ! :o URL 
morning piss is the best than u go back to man i love tht shit =) #random 
didn't know that grandparents expected money when watching their grandkids o_o what kinda granny is that ? greedy bitch . 
USERNAME and then USERNAME is trying to justify seeing that crap by saying its one of the best live stories ever written .... 😲 🔫 
the thoughtful things we don't do for someone we love can hurt as much as the thoughless things we actually do . #wtf 
so i guess we gon stay n the bed all day until tonight 0_o 
USERNAME .. but wat about tht other chick in the band too ? haha isn't there another one ? o_o 
awkward moment when your mom and dad are in the same room and their divorced :o 
kaskade playing at 5th street ? ? ? #wtf #weird 
i swear i be hearing noices upstairs in my house . 0.o #creepyshit 
& on top of that ... i gotta go to the bathroom ! o_o 
lol ... naw i can't get a new man because word is i'm stuck on my sons father o.0 
decatur sucks butthole . im about to go kill all the reffs and players .  #omg 
auzhane just said is a real school ? ? 0.o wtf .. 
i know somebody . majoring in psychology want his . number o.o 
sometimes i get confused , who oomf talks bout , bc she's always talkin bout different boys everyday . o.o 
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maybe it is true some dreams do come true . or are true .. #wow . 
after having my car for 2 years just figured out i have xm #weird 
wait , is #oomf serious about this ? ? ? ? ? 😳 😳 😳 #noway #omg 
everyone that i was texting , stopped texting me at the same time . #weird 
i cut my bangs and kinda fucked em up o_o 
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i hope tyshon comes back i don't wanna do varsity hurdles im not even ready o_o 
genaya has never seen nutty professor ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! o.o haha 
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USERNAME because i do nigga lol , when ? :o & i know .-. 
awkward moment when i find a gun in my moms closet o.o 
i'm weird af around this kid i don't even know and he said i'm beautiful . lol that's sweet , i guess .. :o 
this guy comes into work today and noticed my hair is brown now , told me to have a good day , and now he just found me on facebook . #wtf 
last day of #thanksgiving #vacation ... spending it @ da #beach w/ my #crazy #fam ! what a @ grover state beach URL 
USERNAME staying at aunt and uncles tonight in fairport . halfway point back t o.o h from the adirondacks . it's a haul going straight thru 
omar called me & didnt say anything . huh ? o.o 
paul finebaum is like 10 feet from me ! #omg #gladtammysnot . 
USERNAME how you too lazy and you takin to me on twitter ? :o 
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USERNAME mane this woman in atlanta trying to charge me 75$ #wtf =0 
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listening to paradise when driving past the sunset . #wow 
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alien babies ! #weird @ desert gardens at huntington URL 
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USERNAME nope ! it's all current & up to date ! #weird 
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java update on windows wants to install the URL toolbar . was alta-vista not available ? o_o 
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wth los tigres del norte invited my sister to go out and eat with them ... #wtf 
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USERNAME .. the back part is weird .. o.o lol but if that's what makes you happy .. 
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hunters face gets more likes than me laughing as a baby .. #wow 
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new york sunset ! #ny #wow #photo @ ferry point park URL 
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two dude is a little white s10 were just blasting the thong song . #wow 
i'd these aren't the real ones idk what to expect for the actual contractions ! :o 
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parents left to go look for a new car . oh shiitt ! they better be buying a new one ! :o 
twitter full of lonely ass muh'fuggas giving relationship advice 0_o . #swerve and #haveaseat . 
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i love how some aurburn fans talk so much shit before the game ....... then we beat the shit out of them , oh its not an accomplishment #wtf 
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every guy whos texted you , had a little piece or two :o 
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no weigh-in this week ... well , actually there was . but it devolved into shrieking and a lot of derogatory remarks about potatoes . :-o 
so bae smokin textin and driving on da hwy smfh #safedriver o_o 
i sometimes forget that i have a new house and my window is faced towards the road . if you see me in a towel , sorry . 😲 #forgetful 
hagan los goles conchadetumadre :@ :@ 😵 🔫 #realmadrid #laliga #cr7 :$ 
she made it seem like she was doing something else :o 
what do you think if i told a girl how much i like her , through a song ? :o 
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woke up and got scared because it was so dark 0.o 
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USERNAME was it good ! ? :o well , okay 
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just had to report a drunk driver . almost hit my car . he was passing out while driving . so not safe . ah . 😵 
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now perla has her mini ipad o.o lucky her . 
my brother always puts a rubber band around the faucet so when i turn it on i get sprayed . haha #fallforiteverytime #crazy 
looked to my left and saw more dishes that needed to be washed ... #wtf ... 
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USERNAME this was a house i just passed on your street . #princessdrive #crazy URL 
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christians dad keeps calling me a tool bag and a tool shed 😮 
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another headache tho o_o seriously i've had a headache everyday since the thurs before last ughh help 
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indian food before the bar ... hmm not sure this is the smartest choice i've ever made 😯 
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why did my ex mom call me today ? o_o 
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sat at the adult table for thanksgiving with my moms side :o 
i don't see how my brother has been playing madden for 2 hours now and have yet to play a game ? :o 
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USERNAME lol o_0 then just chillin in house an watch netflix 
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died my apa keeps talking about it :o he was a boxer apparently 
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USERNAME hahaha you wishh , i'm out in lake orion :o 
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USERNAME missed you to and i'm very upset it's 30 degrees here #crazy #haterochester 
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9 people in a row just tweeted about being annoyed with someone #weird 
USERNAME : :o k:: lmao , i miss you ! 
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personal revelation: seeing how much i love and enjoy my kids and knowing my heavenly father loves and enjoys me so much more . #wow #fb 
i come all the way to lakin just to watch jarett play video games .. seriously #wtf just kidding 
now he's telling me he *liked* quantum of solace . o.o 
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my grandma picks up my little sis' jb doll and says wtf 0.o 
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we should only tweet things that are important .. not 0_o 
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just realised that i`m already 100 days in minnesota ! ! #wow #timegoessofast 
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USERNAME USERNAME someone is being a bitch today ! o_o 
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#retweet if u ever seen 1 of yoo followers naked before o_o 
“their prison is only in their own minds yet they are in that prison; and so afraid of being taken in that they cannot be taken out ." #wow 
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why is jesse from breaking bad in a ciroc commercial ? #wtf 
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USERNAME well sorry . i didn't know ! 😯 😞 
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i just saw a guy driving down main drinking a beer . #wtf 
whats the difference between a chola & a chonga ? o.o 
USERNAME i don't recall calling her that at all . o.o woah 
USERNAME she must have drugged me cause i remember nothing from last night :o 
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it feels like the heat isn't even on in this damn house o_o 
its thanksgiving weekend and its 86 degrees outside o.o #socal #heatintheholidays #california 
usc is a dry stadium ? ! #wtf #goirish #beatsc 
on our way to go see baby masen ! ! #fuckingdstoked #camposfamily #holyshit #crazy URL 
i hope i don't knockout on stage tmrw :o #madtired 
my mom talking about she having another baby o_0 yeahh she fooling ! i'm the youngest ! ! ! fuck she thought 
i wonder what my daughter dreams of when she's asleep and laughs 😯 😳 🚼 
why do people make there twitter private ? isn't this all about speaking your mind & what not how are ppl gna know why your sayin ? 😮 
USERNAME you left your hollister model scent on me 😯 
#2omf don't even go to southern but y'all bangin it hard o_o 
going to a public restroom and getting excited because of toilet seat covers lol #random 
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USERNAME i miss you ! ! ! when did you start working at ocharlies again ? ? 😮 
at the end of the black ops 2 campaign , there's an avenged sevenfold concert . #wtf 
USERNAME excuse me ... :o how do u live . 
i don't know how long i can take watching this little boy play star wars on the wii 😲 
no one told me glee covered fun . this week 😯 
chris hemsworth is so good looking ! ! #omg #reddawn 
i'm forever waking up hungry as'f ! anyone else ? :o 
"USERNAME USERNAME looking all cute ^.^ URL i look a mess .. o.o 
USERNAME i was there last night ! ! i didn't eat though ... #weird 
USERNAME hey is there alot of questions for english ? :o 
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USERNAME we got the same last name ! :o #thatswassup 
USERNAME noo 😵 😵 😵 😵 i'm waiting until tomorrow night 
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USERNAME one week from today :-) :-o ! ! ! 
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mom came home saying she found a picture of me where we had the bonfire , #wtf ? shits creepy a'f . 
sayin brought it upon yourself like he lost something 😮 good one 😂 😂 👏 
USERNAME i am too , find something to do . :o 
15 minute wait at the bally hotel when i can clearly see at least 4 tables open .. #wtf #pointless 
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6 hour rehearsal , shower , and then rehearsal for an audition . somewhere in between i need to find time to blend makeup on my elf nose ! :o 
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just ran into ms . bush at the store and she waved at me o.o 
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it's saturday night & i still have no set plans ... #wtf ! ? ! 
ive only eaten jalapeño cheetos all day & im not even hungry yet o_o 
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writing a long ass message and noticing it erased #wtf 
tomorrow my parents will be married for 25 years ! #wow #timeflies 
fukk i forgot what i wrote oh shit man :o 
just ate four pieces of pizza ! ! :o i'm gonna be so fat .. 
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a lesbian bar wtf ! ! ! ! 😬 😯 😑 😳 
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that awkward moment you can totally hear your roommates making babies in the other room .... o.o #babymakingroomates #awkward #killmeplease 
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thousand years by christina perri as their first dance #weird #buttotespresh 
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me ... possibly staying in on a saturday night ? #wtf 
leaving at 5 am o.o so i need to read this damn book then go to bed after i eat . 
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early we was sitting in the back now these white people trying to sit in the back o.o 
sabas a little whore today 😵 😂 😂 😂 . dated 2 guys during her break ! lmfao . 
when plans get changed last minute< when plans follow through . #wtf 
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#wouldyourather a drunk aggressive girl or a drunk aggressive man o_o 
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currently: standing in front of the mirror admiring my body . o.o 
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excited yet nervous about my real hair being out next week with it grown out of my cut o_o imma miss my cut again . 
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pretty sure a kid that goes to monmouth is at shokai , don't know him or his name , but i know his face #weird #smallcollegeprobs 
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*watching tv* me :o mg that guys name is harry da d: the guy who died me :o h that's awkward . da d: no its not 
when ebonys , says what if i get shot on the arm o.o #shessorandom 
the results are in , i launched 51 websites this year . that's almost 1 site a week . #wow 
i'm just gonna go kill myself now . 😲 #fuckina 
din know jj had a twitter but i follow him 0_o 
the grapefruit is amazing . is this what i've been missing out on ? ! 😵 
not a fan of dustin lynch's music video . talk about john deere but use case ih tractors & a pinup girl in heels #wtf 
those winebags have done me dirty i'm hungover as shit 😵 
the apples to apples commercials are awkward .. i mean , sexy abraham lincoln ? really 😣 #weird 
if somebody overheard me on the mic playing halo ..... things would get #weird USERNAME USERNAME 
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it's gonna be weird not going to the ranch tonight #weird 
this bitch jus said she's drinking on grandberry ciroc 😱 😐 😯 😂 😂 
i just realized i've only had pretty big crushes on girls who's name start with a k #weird 
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leaving home to go back to my new home tomorrow . #weird 
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my cousin taught her 1 year old how to do sign language . i've never been more amused in my life . 😯 
just found out i'm better with my left leg . o.o 
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:s :c :h :o :o :l <-- you can't find happy faces 
that awkward moment when you shout someone out & they get more likes than you . 0_o 
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and me and USERNAME are just here like ...... o.o 
i think oomf is gonna be too tall to get in my car o.o 
when USERNAME gives you the wrongg number ! #wow #smh <<<< 
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watching bbc and listening to bagpipe music . oh , and wine . #reasonswhyiamsingle #weird #22goingon50 #notevenmad 
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o_o USERNAME playin vergil now .. wow . i feel sorry for the ppl that has to play him . #cm5 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME manz be getting his nipple pierced #brave #courage #crazy 
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when kyles sleeping over and his xbox account logs in o.0 
the people i follow , tf i be seeing o.o 
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johnny just scared the crap out of me . 😵 
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i'm rather looking forward to this clemson/ south carolina game . not sure who to root for , though 😮 
there are a lot of asian people in old town #wtf 
why am i still here o.o (@ westfield valencia town center w/ 3 others) URL 
about to add website design to my roster o_o teaching myself just like i did doing flyers in photoshop 
taking a power nap when i get home 😴👉🌃👉🍸👉 😃 👉💃👉 😲 
attempting to text/snapchat while driving will be the death of me someday 😲 
needs to leave this house asap oh my lord 0_o 
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when you make a new friend the you realize all your friends know that person o.o 
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my hip needs to crack so bad . so . much . pain . 😲 
gabriel and i been neighbors for more than 3 years and ive seen him only 5 times :o 
now to figure out what i did with my id fcck ! #wtf 
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when your stick in the hot boys text group #wtf USERNAME 
well boss got in the trash and ate a turkey leg .. hope he doesn't die 😲 
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i think i just met my future husband . #omg 
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- finaally ! lmao i waited like a month now . 😮 👍 
weird moment when ur best friend hits u when she sleeping :o 
my niece looks more and more like my twin everyday ... #weird 
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i wanna go fishing 😯 i haven't gone in forever . 
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if your a guy never ever ever compare your girl to your mom .... #wtf #lost #your #mind 
i seriously hate how much hw i get when i'm on vacation . i'll never get a break ! #wtf 
your 13 , that nigga like 17 .. o.o tf ? 
i cant believe icarly is over 😿 😲 😵 😦 😭 😢 😡 😠 😣 
after getting hopped up on theater popcorn & pepsi .. my tummy likes to do impressions .. whales & volcanos o.o i need a volume knob 
daddy's new puppy #omg #socute #poodle #chichi #springer #mix #presh #instagood #missy #loveher URL 
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sixth row at the tso concert . tis the season for christmas heavy metal :o ) URL 
this guy should have carded me for this hot sauce , taste like straight up 151 ... #weird 
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they say you should marry your best friend .... so then , ... am i gay ? ! ? ! ? ! :o nah that's not right .. #notgay #iliketheladies ;) 
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bitches be mad when both niggas they fucking have other hoes #wtf 
at my mommy's house and she has like nothing in here to eat #omg 
when i was on my way home from chicago gas was 4.20 a gallon there ! ! #wtf 
yess . bitch dont kill my vibe finally came on pandora . i've been dying to hear it . 😮 😬 😎 👍🎧 
who put pickles in the toilet bowl ? #barbrapfistercasting #random #ihatepickles 
a$ap rocky sounds like he would be good at eating pussy #weird #sorrynotsorry 
barely being able to keep my eyes open o_o #sosleepy #zz 
what ? ? it is kind of cold here ! ! #wow 
no she didnt just ask me out ! ! ! ! ! ! o_o tf 
chemistry will be the death of me ... 😣 😖 😲 💀👎🔬 #dead 
that was the best bowl of cereal ever . #onlykindilike #weird 
USERNAME in clinton>> :o mi want to go . hopefully . *finger cross* 
when random people come set their food down at the table with you <<< 😳 #weird #youcantsitwithus 
- my moms thoughts on pre-marital sex 😑 😐 😮 
i actually love my teeth , their so straight . :o 
i don't wanna go work out , swim practice was enough . 😲 
getting away from parents is why i like college . 😵 
major headache right now . i can't think clearly 😲 
USERNAME cause we dont know how much money his offering :o 
i have to pee like a race horse ! #omg 
small chance i kill my self later . 😲 🔫 
stay focused & go . stay focused .... focus o_o 
normally i hate mondays but this monday i guess is going to be fun .... o_o 
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“USERNAME shadow the dallas cowboys cheerleaders on game day at USERNAME URL holy balls 😯 
this nigga deshawn got justin beiber on his phone o.o i knew he was gone ... 
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still getting messages from being spammed lastnight ! ! #wtf 
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now i know why i listen to justin bieber's music . :o 
apparently the popeis going to have a twitter account later this year . o.o 
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celebrated my birthday the entire weekend but on my actual birthday i have nothing to do :o its ok tho i already got my wish <3 
she came through and loved the whole crew ! 😲 
when my dad tells me to wash my hands because of smoking ? #okay ? #weird 
apparently the pope is going to have a twitter account later this year . o.o 
c'mon people lets be optimistic . thinking negative is not going to do anything for you . :o 
USERNAME but you went to mary time or however you spell it to hscs o.o ctfu 
😮 ow ! right i almost forgot 😏 good after noon y'all 
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crazy how i'm addicted to ginger ale now ... o.o 
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every nigga want them a down/loyal ass chick but be messing with straggs & cuffing hoes o_o 
two weeks ago we had a blizzard/hurricane and now it 63° #wtf 
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i havent seen USERNAME in days and we share a damn bathroom #wtf 
USERNAME that #longestdriveringolf would look good right in place of that #callawaydiablo driver i already use 😯 URL 
when someone posts a picture of food on instagram i'm instantly hungry o.o 
i only slept 4 hours yet i'm wide awake and not even tired #weird 
wow minute maid juice has 74g of sugar ! that's 450 ml of liquid candy . that's almost 1m conc . of sugar . no wonder my tummy hurts 😵 🍬🍭🍫 
ahh lighting the set , director asked for my opinion #omg 
i hate when you ask someone if they want something . and they say #wtf why would i ask #forreal 
distractions in the form of pretty girls with homemade cookies . o.o 
how did i know all of that ? ? #wtf 
why do i always want to do things when i am unavailable to , i wanna clean my room: i'm at school #weird 
my mom just got home with taco bell but what has me is wtf when did taco bell start serve hash browns ? lol 0.o 
saw people comment on the flo rida video 'i cry' saying #whatswrongwithpeople #wtf 
i love the smell of freshly printed paper . #weird 😋 😅 
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would somebody please explain me what sly-tweets mean ? o.o 
losing 3 lbs in 6 days .. ok ..... 😯 
USERNAME it's a great monday . phil wanted part of the team , travel restrictions and to sleep with jim buss ( 0_o ) 
lol eric is going to get me in trouble :o 
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😯 what ? lol rt USERNAME looking at porn in the library .. smh 
USERNAME no brinker was telling us how is daughter died last sunday and how his granddaughter found her #weird 
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think ii have ah virus my damn belly on sum crzy shit o_o 
#beachgirls talking bout hair can that hair help you fight ? 0.o and yall know it be a few tracks in the back 
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am gutted the south end buttery took the turkey cheddar wrap off the menu ! ! ! #wtf #oink 
these weights get the best of my body every week ... 💪 😲 
this guy just told our boss 😮 jokingly tho . maybe i should try that wen he decides to joke with me too . lol 
ahh my little cousins are at my house today o.o 
when did all the girls at uri stop being mountain climbers and start becoming equestrians ? #weird 
all american eagle jeans/pants are on sale ! ! 🙀 😱 😨 😯 
o.o rt USERNAME for a rho to tell the akas & zetas to learn they history im hella weak 
that youtube guy grew up and he actually turned out super attractive #wow 
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did i really hear someone say in my math21 class #really #wtf #agghh 
USERNAME ... btw i didn't know all time low was still around :o 
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i remember when she first told me she was pregnant i was like :o o ! ! 
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USERNAME so uh lets start one against all the hoes in new bedford :o 
that moment when you see toilet paper hanging out of a girls shirt . o.o lol 
at work ... been here a while but forgot to check in . :o (@ aids alabama) URL 
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i wish i knew what frat these guys were in so i never ever ever ever go there . #soannoying #omg 
i have court in about an hr and 1/2 . o_o 
walkedl half way to the gas station for cigs only to realize i dont have my id ... #wtf 
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woke up this morning laying pretty much upside down at the bottom of my little brothers bed ... dont remember how i got here #wtf #roughnight 
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people walking around here smelling like straight ass <<<gotdamn o_o 
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USERNAME oh ! :o well maybe your phone is being fucky like youu . 
being halfway done with an 8 page assignment & realizing i lost 2 pages . #luckyme #wtf 
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eating mcdonald's in the hall way cause i'm locked out my dorm and mcdonald's didn't give me my chicken wrap . #wtf #stupidme 
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seeing my physics professor ride a bicycle to class o_o 
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going to bed with leggings on , & waking up & realizing there off . #weird 
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saw someone driving on the highway with a foot hanging out of their closed trunk #wtf #mass #95 
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USERNAME *refrase* i wish my cuddiebuddy lived next door ,, ..... lol my neighbor is some liddo fat guy :o 
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bout to soak my shoulder in a hot bath . 😲 😣 
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😮 my face when ppl don't tell me there car is parked as far away as the place i'm going . let me walk then ! ! 
16 an engaged 😳 #wtf my mom would kill me if i even thought about getting married right now and i'm 17 #goodluck #girlonmybus 
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my vibrator just keeps randomly going off in my sex box under my bed . o_o 
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some people told me #oomf ain't cute and i just looked like o_o 
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when my professor says we are going to get out early today and i say thank god a little too loud #oops #sorrynotsorry 😯 
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the awkward moment when you are asked if you are in love at church in front of many strangers 0_o 
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destanee's bird was laughing and said fuck you to me ! ! ! :o 
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bitches really pay for followers ? ? ? o_o #killyoself 
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going to #oomf for advice lets see howw thiss goes o.o 
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trial production of the iphone 5s will launch in december . #wow 
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some dude at the gym just sprayed me with the machine cleaner #wtf you idiot 
my phone hasn't been this quiet in forever ... not even the annoying people i ignore are texting me #weird 
the sun is too warm and the shade is too cold ! #wtf #sf #weather 
learning how to knit to save a few bucks :o if youtube doesn't help i'll pay for help with these #brigadeiro URL 
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the only thing better than this class is ... everything o.o 
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i just now remembered martin wanted to hangout on my day off lol . too late now 😮 
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USERNAME so that makes me one of them ? o_o 
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everyone is being weird pretending to be indians of a tribe .... o.o 
so now #pigeons taking #trains now ? ! ( o_o ) .... now ain't that a bitch only in #brooklyn though @ d train URL 
can the ladies at my ortho stop quoting jersey shore #wtf 
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USERNAME USERNAME omg its a pups on my twitters :o 
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- for some strange reason all my friends on facebook are being deleted or blocked . wtf is happening to my computer ? o.o 
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o.o james .. how dare u not take a picture when u went surfing ... 
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guys that's so weird i was just driving and i made this face 😯 
b*tches who participate in no shave november……should get ready for no d*ck december o_0 #justsayin #noshamemondays 
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reactivated fb account for a minute . already sick of it . 😵 🔫 #deactivatedagain 
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that awkward moment when i really don't care . 😮 
it's hella lil high schools kids walking around banging fugs like it's just been legalized o.o 
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only slept 2 hours for the passed 2 days o.o and i feel great 
wow i miss my husband ! :o / i fear i'm not quite as independent as i once believed myself to be . ;o) 
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my #wtf response is strongly outweighing my #pacifism today . 
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when someone text you first and you text them back but they never answer . #wtf . 
when is the rove of lights and how much is it to get in ? :o 
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USERNAME i'm confused as to what you just said right there o.o ? 
sorry to anyone that is getting msgs from about stupid viruses , that's not even me . o.o 
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just walked by someone who was on the phone and said .... umm o_o 
i can't go to costco without trying every sample 😯 
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i can hear the conard soccer game from my house #weird 
allergies been acting a fool for some reason today #random 
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shout out to the people who we shooting outside my crib earlier .. my grandpa got me on super lock-down now . 0_o 
went from 145 to 138 now i weigh 135 lbs :o ! ! 
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if you gonna do sum .. do it right 0.o 
a man said to his little grandson in the store , how are you ever gonna be a cross country runner if you don't even want to walk around ? #wtf 
i have 5 diffrent doctors , & gained a heart doctor today .. #wow #6now 
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playing waitress at the ave w/ USERNAME tonight . reasons u should come down: i am wearing jeans & an apron ( #wtf ) & $1 burgers . #nuffsaid . 
csi ny episode murder based off of a game of clue #crazy 
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according to them i'm 38c ... i've been wearing the wrong size since like forever 🙀 😱 😵 💜 
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almost 5 years after breaking my nose and i am still suffering from it . #wtf 
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gio is refuses meat now 0_o ! ! ! ! 
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USERNAME whats that :o hahaa all i did dis weekend was sleep , eat watch christmas movies 
i totally just forgot to pick up my little cousins :o hope she's not worried ! 
watching a documentary on che guevera during our lecture on roman art ... #what #random 
rt USERNAME USERNAME that pussy so deep i couldda drowned twice 😲 < wohoo (8) 
i said i love you more than vodka ! #wow #bigstep 
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girls who 5/7 or up -___- don't talk to me lmfao we can be cool but other then that 😵 
i don't understand why people die for money , you can't take it with you to heaven o.o 
USERNAME see if we get anything matching .... o_o ? 
that girl loves lemon pepper wings ! she even said she wanted a lemon pepper wing cake o_o lol 
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why this girl just wrote me & said it look like you gotta big dick ... o_o 
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when work shorts me on money in my pay check<<<< and then tells me i have to wait till the following week to get it back . #wow 
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jae just asked how old is jameo little brother she like him 0_o 
my brother broke his arm and he still manages to play cod #omg #obsessed #getalife 
esse got a little too emotional , she told me she loved me in person :o 
#triceratops #dinosaur #skeleton 👌 😮 😆 😳 😀 @ american museum of natural history URL 
it is seriously way to quiet here . can't get anything done . #weird #cantfocus 
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- bitches quick to holla , you don't think your nigga be on the same shit when ya back turned o_o 
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why does the old woman that work at wal-mart wear a fake bird on her shoulder everyday ? #questionoftheday #batesvilleprobz #weird 
my brothers idea of a small snack is 4 hotdogs #wtf 
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i literally just walked in to the shower with my phone . #wtf #ihaveproblems 
wishes USERNAME wouldnt of taught the bossman the word ......... #wtf #niceone 
jeez my spelling today is something else smh idk if its the hunger , the lack of sleep , or the test that's making me so off today o.o 
why ppl dnt listen o_0 ? ? ? #smh seem like the more i talk the dumber i feel 
lol why is there a 15 year old playing with my 8 year old brother . #weird #kids 
USERNAME thats so awkward , like watch someone walk in on you . :o 
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so what's with people posting pics of guns and saying its their weapons ? is that a good idea ? #weird #strange #saywhat 
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her feet showing more cracks than the grand canyon o.o 
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you trying to lose wait but you're crying for a fucking cheesecake ? #wow .. 
this girl just honestly has no clue . #seriously #wtf 
how is a guy thts never shy ... is shy to talk to me ? ! ! #wtf 
today i couldn't get you off my mind #weird #sad 
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love that i am in a t-shirt in the middle of november when last week it was snowing .... #ct #crazy #weather 
if my brother would have tweeted niall i think my life would have been over o_o 
d'antoni has had 4 total playoff apprences jackson has 10 championships #wtf 
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the guy from san marcos called me :o now i do have to apply for there . 
ole hell . now she gone punch me in my throat o.o 
i'm such a nerd it's not even funny i feel so dorky when i explain things to people they look at me like 😯 what ? lol 
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USERNAME maybe ... or maybe this convo does not exists o.o 
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me USERNAME slaps my head aggressively to make me feel better . you're going to make a great mother someday #not #wtf 
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whats a birthday tweet ? ? o.o #explain the point ... 
so o_0 not feeling how my new phone displays my location #ugh 
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my mom wants to go to mexico in december , idk if i should go or not :o 
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they made a baby doll that sucks a little girls boob as if the girl were breast feeding . little shit makes a sucking noise & errthang #weird 
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#fmlandurs i walk nto train station ... its light out .... walk out and its fukkin midnite ! ! ! #wtf 
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homeless guy walks in and starts using the internet . #weird rt URL 
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USERNAME you can't do that on an ipad 😳 😲 
USERNAME weren't you telling me not to pick up USERNAME saturday .... ? #weird 
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i left the house for this shit ? ? ! ? ! ? ! #wtf 
yes , i do enjoy shoving her phone down my pants . the sad part is she didn't clean it . :o 
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so kimberly and kalaca said i have nice legs ! o.o 
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when someone says they don't like chocolate and your like 😱 😲 
USERNAME let me get my time machine out of my closet :o 
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i just realized that i have the same class with 2 of my ex's .. o.o 
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USERNAME you know all the characters .... and now the stupid jersey people won't let us pump gas . #wtf 
i haven't had a cigarette in almost 24 hours :o 
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who elses phones wont let them call out or get calls ? #wtf 
they say hs goes fast , college seems to go 10x faster ! #crazy #timeflies almost done with my first semester ! 
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#wtf i was supposed to be in cle at 610 but noo my driver decided to stop and pick up like 15 amish hitchhikers from the side if the road 
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wtf:just seen this old asian lady walking backwards . :o 
lmfao noo . her mom just invited me for thanksgiving :o 
i actually use most of the vocab we learned in cheatwoods class :o lol i think her vocab in the real world helped me incorporate it 
USERNAME can you please follow me ? &im sorry . it must be so stressful ' :o . 
you call my deddy more than you ever called me . #wow 
so my virtual school teacher called when i was about to pee o.o 
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like i just deleted a slew of emails from 2009 o.o 
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#thatawkwardmomentwhen a girl in my class call our female professor adorable . #weird 
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snapchatting USERNAME for at least 10 hours this weekend #wow 
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i was on broad st with bae a they stopped like 6 cars :o 
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people always wanna use college as an excuse . like #wtf #growup 
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:o USERNAME . wtf going on ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? hmm 
did my mom really just asked that question . #wow 
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so , i apparently work about six blocks from my elementary school . #truestory yet #weird . 
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#random thought: wonder how many times USERNAME burned his thumb with that lighter during the video shoot #restofmylife 😏 
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got a snapchat from and was scared to open but i opened it and it was just my mom .... #omg 
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tiger games :o ne hour before and throughout ,1/2 off apps ,$2.50 select bottled beersask your server or bartender for the basketball special ! ! 
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just watched a deer get fucked up by a car #wtf #fuckyea 
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i'm for some reason excited for work today ! :o #thatsafirst 
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my 7 yr old sis just said #lmao #random #cutie 
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USERNAME i got a message saying tickets are on sale now o.o idk 
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this crack head over here telling me he'll suck my dick for some change o.o 
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good rt USERNAME it's supposed to get down to 39 degrees o.o 
walked straight upstairs to my apartment after working out and poured a glass of wine 😯 😏 👍 
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grad school apps will be the death of me . 😵 
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lord ... this man just walked past me . and he had jerri curls . 🙈 😵 😂 😒 
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USERNAME hahaha good i thought i was the only one 0_o 
so ive been hacked . my apologies to everyone who got some message about rumors and working out or something . not impressed . #wtf . 
USERNAME 9 :3 0 club in dc on january 31st :o 
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USERNAME why ? what happens if i don't ? :o 
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( o_o ) you eat that fr ? or you just playing ? 
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raw cookie dough is so much better then cooked dough . USERNAME #yup #weird 
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my teacher wants me to be all creepy on leo and it looks like im gonna kiss him o.o 
alot of guys have dm me telling me that i am cute . o_o . thanks 
26 more tweets (after this one) until 2,000 lol damn o.o 
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butterfly spread using puts and calls .. #wtf #finance #makingmoney 
USERNAME we just retweeted the exact same thing and i didn't even know . #weird 😳 
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USERNAME tweeted during red flag in daytona 500 = #nascar said it was okay . he does it sunday at phoenix = $25,000 fine . #wtf ? 
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USERNAME rt'd a girl that has the same last name as me . #trippy o.o 
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USERNAME ugh my computer power adapter stopped working tonight too .. #soannoying #wtf 
if she has an adam's apple ... she has a d ... o_o 
just got home from babysitting ... i'm exhausted but now that i'm here i can't sleep . wtf ! #weird 
USERNAME omg , is he a professional photographer .. u guys are lucky tht he didnt charge u guys :o lolol 
so did he know mick jagger was gay ? o.o maybe he just thinks thats a cool name 
bed time don't text me or tweet at me i sleep now 😵 
USERNAME i have to go get it ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
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going to bed happy ... tonight was crazyy #faded #wtf #happyguy :-) 
ahh its 5 am and two of my follows are fighting . :o 
#calderone #dj #space #miami #party #onlyinmiami #crazy #housemusic #music #best #goodtimes #pa @ club space URL 
; alright , the 1st of december i will start fixing my sleeping schedule , i promise i promise . #sleep #insomnia #wtf 
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USERNAME saame im wide awake ! ! ! like diss 0.o 
the other side of town looks like it's day time :o URL 
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USERNAME are you sure ? :o i don't think you get my texts ;x 
in the old days , i woulda woke you up to hit this with me ... but you're nowhere around 😵 
just realized it's 2 in the morning :o time to go to sleep ! ☆ 
o.o how are you about being single ? what does that even mean ? 
when im at an airport i always think of call of duty when the dude shoots the joint up and imagine it happening where i'm at lol smh #weird 
USERNAME youre waking up and ive yet to sleep o.o 
#wtf does 'garden' mean in a washroom ? @ traveller's inn city center URL 
u say u gay and u dnt like dudes and good wit out a dude bt yet u use some wat a dude got o_o wat is going on 
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what ! ? i never get this kind of love :o 
dear mom , how can you hear me mumble under my breath , but you cant hear me yell when you scream my name ? sincerely , confused child :o 
i can hear my dads snoring from my room with the door shut and i'm on the opposite side of the house . 😲 
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was just awoken because its hotter then sin in my room ! ! #wtf #needsleep ! ! #nakedtweet 
USERNAME can get a goodnight please its 2 40 am here ! ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME everyone has that friend who's real laugh you don't even know cause they always fake their laugh :o 
petepunctilio> o_o -after drinking . :-d - w/ a stiff upperlip . :-q - w/ something on his mouth 
USERNAME omg everyone has got to go to disneyland at least once :o 
yeahh i should be sleeping .. oh well . #bored #crazy lol #nofilter @ 42 wallaby way , sydney URL 
had a dream that lady gaga was trying to kill jennifer lawrence , all while paparazzi was playing . #random #whatamion 
my grandma jus said she gon lay in bed wid her hand on her boyfriends ' stuff ' …… d'f ? 0.o 
just woke up from a nightmare :o wtf it was wierd ! 
still up rrico talkin bout takin a nap but just put theses porkchops in oven o_o 
well , i feel like a piece of shit . #wow 
i hate sleeping by myself 😔 i'm jus in my crib smoking on some dour💨💨 till i 💤💤 fuk it👎 😲 
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drove all the way 2 tampa to wake up 2hrs later for this shit kill me now ! 😲 🔫 #fuckwork 
i've got stretch marks so bad i look like a fucking tiger . #laughoftheday #wtf #tiger #personalproblems 
so this guy ( me ) left the damn window open again .... #freezing smh o.o 
lmao . she actually has me talking spanish ! :o 
USERNAME wtf are we up like we got school ? ? ? ? o_o 
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when USERNAME asks me for a blanket , while i'm sleeping and i respond with #wtf #imweird 
USERNAME i swear you are the only thing on my tl right now . #crazy 
your so weird jorgie go to sleep o.0 rt USERNAME i need my wiener licked 
my twitter is being weird it unfollowed like a hundred people . #wtf 😳 
USERNAME if you see my car along the road stop and check on me . i already had to stop and puke ... #wtf ? ? 
#confessionnight i think i'm always going to be that one person who is just always alone #sadtweet #wtf 
all i have to say is what a fuckin weekend dude 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME where's the pictures ? ! ? ! :o 
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no it was gross /.\ rt USERNAME that was scary :o 
my phone got all the love last night 0.o while i was sleep , nobody never hmu 
what's the other member of playaz circle doin with his life right now ? ? #random 
USERNAME :o me and him have the same nickname ..... i never knew 
i seriously can't believe kohl's has the nerve to have me work at 4am ..... four . a . m . #wtf #why #whatcouldpossiblybethatimportant 
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i've never been a person that could sleep in the car . i'm so exhausted i feel likes brain is on fire . 😴 😱 😲 
stop ! that apple spice drink at #starbucks is offered all year round ! o.o 
3 hours of sleep to have to work 15 hours today 😲 🔫 
USERNAME you're just getting up , i'm just getting to bed ! :o 
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USERNAME o.o that helmet goes well with the cataclysmic shoulders .... wow ..... damn nice mog 
USERNAME hannah setting up a booty call is not making money , that's prostituion which is illegal in case you didn't know 😮 
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blahh i wanna sleep in my bedd :o couching it isnt cool , lmao i didnt do anything wrong :o 
i need sleep :-) for my basketball ournament in a few hours ! :o 
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just checked the stats and score out for the a&m game .. USERNAME just won himself the heisman . hands down . #wow #gobills 
i didn't see any of them tonight 😵 😭 #sadbonders 
the questions that people asked me yesterday . it left me o.o what in the world . 
i kinda whant to get my labret piercing n . n but idk yet :o 
hmong new year again because mom doesn't wanna go by herself ! ! ! ! it's so cold ! #crazy 
USERNAME ahh i remember those days but what does that mean 0_o 
someone tell me how #glee is still on the air ! i was just forced to watch some bullshit superhero shit . #wtf #fuckglee #cancelthisshit 
i swear my son is in a race to see who can wake up earlier , him or the sun ! ! lets just say deuce won 😲 😬 😑 
where the hell is sleep at ? ? ? ? ? ? ? o_o 
wokee up ouh my sleep #5 :o o buhh now ihss #6 :27 . maine i'm sleepiee 
USERNAME where is this ? it isn't the mansion on michigan & it isn't tuscola or the aurora outlets o_o 
hahaha that waffle house touching your soul right now huh :o ) 
when you wake up at 4:20 in the morning and there's an extra person laying on the floor o.0 the farkk . 
#life is #weird .... thank goodness @ new york city URL 
work til 4 ... might sleep on one of the display beds today . this working thing is kicking my ass 😳 😫 😲 💀 
woke up this morning to a murder ! oscar killed squirt ! #wtf #turtle 
yo yo yo ..... g . o.o . d . morning 
told you USERNAME white girls were down to play #wigyboard 😧 😦 😟 😲 😵 😱 😏 @ pleasanton hilton URL 
so burnt my face is bubbling ... #omg #ew #ouch 
USERNAME owhee . o . you don't want to take a nap ? :o 
people who wear pajama to the airport .... i lol at you .... #literally #wtf 
this girls bragging about how she got her whole outfit at the goodwill . o_o #whatratchetgirlssayintherestroom 
i wake up at exactly 7:22 every morning and i don't know why . #weird 
USERNAME i'm lovely ! except i'm at a horse show in the cold 😮 
"USERNAME #booty #throwback #hawaii2012 #unexpectedpic #random #hormones  URL lawd 
has claimed to rawk off #2013 like no other . as a mater fact , we plan to make our #wow go #wow :) 
honestly , i dont understand why im meeting people i avnt seen in a long time today .. #weird 
ughh i am up wayy too early ! 😵 🔫 
parker's #thanksgiving feast at school . #wow that's how they do it at #atwood ! @ atwood elementary URL 
, :o thee snow look pretty asf outside but the feeling aint no joke 
we forgot to call USERNAME when we got home . oops o.o 
went to bed with socks on , woke up with only 1 on . #weird 
it's so cold my dog shit & her turds were smoking like when we breath into the cold air #crazy #neverseenthatbefore 
880n @ industrial (ala ): :o ak arpt 12 min oakland 18 min castro vy 9 min 
this is what i get for waiting to do laundry for three weeks 😵 🔫 
you'd think orange pulp would sink to the bottom of the juice due to its higher density , right ? #apparentlynot #dafuck #wtf #confused 
you don't care about anyone but yourself . #wow #youfooledme 
starting to get used to being up this early #weird 
"USERNAME never thought i would see tht response , 😯 URL lmmfao dey bout on tha same level mentally ... 
was told by oncoming mw that i am ready for parenthood since my answer to 'did you sleep last night ? ' was , 'yes . a solid 2 hours .' 😮 
my car is covered in snow , & it was 50 like 3 days ago #wow 
USERNAME in less then 10 minutes she's on her second plate aldy 😮 #damnn #fatkidproblems URL 
omg is it bad that i was another baby :o 😁👍 😊 🙊 😂 💩👏 
yhuu know what i think we both twatch each other o.o 
i feel like 😲 bout to utilize the puke bag on the ✈ 
USERNAME haha ! murag ana jud gurl ! patudlo jd ko ! aww azz en ? :o basin ang mcd pud ba :o 
threwup and started to cry .. so my dad and brother get mad at me for crying ? ! ? #wtf 
i finally talking to mommy denise ♥ i miss ha n the kids .... i hate that they moved o_o 
& that was only round 1 of my bday 😵 watch when it's really my bday 😵 
im finally talking to mommy denise ♥ i miss ha n the kids .... i hate that they moved o_o 
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soo maybe playing catch up with long islands wasnt my best choice last night 😲 #needmybedd 
had a great time yesterday at church with my sister . i'm so happy for her ! now its work time o_o 
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USERNAME in just 10 minutes she's on her second plate aldy ! 😮 #damnn #fatkidproblems URL 
i had a dream about meeting USERNAME :o it was cute :) 
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USERNAME nah , i just pay attention to pretty females like u . that and u be blowin up my tl at times . but glad i could help out ? o_o 
twisted ass dream last night , it seemed so real :o 
twitter i missed you ! ! ! ! ! adapter was in 2 pieces when it felled down . tho o.o 
i would kill to be anywhere but work right now ... 😲 🙉 #ihateworking #iwantmybed 
working this 12 hr shift off of 3 hrs of sleep . o_o 
USERNAME i had a dream about you 0.o lol <3 
USERNAME o_o . you're weird lol . i like it . ha 
so i had old lady tell me . to watch out now cuz she . might take me o_o 
i'm bored and travis act like he ain't see my text , lls and deandre ain't call be back yet . wtf *throws hands up* o_o 
-i missed chenell facetime call last night ugh 😲 😟 👿 
USERNAME USERNAME roop tu relationship main hai kya ? :o 
- had a dream i dated ian's brother ... o.o #weirddream 
USERNAME how the hell else do you make breakfast ? ! #wtf #dumbbitch 
so sick 😵 😩 gonna be a horrible drive back to ct 
a gun catalog came in the mail , addressed directly to me . o_o 
(~_~)going back to sleep till ,9 den waking my boo boo up like he asked :-) ( 0_o ) 
swea my client always wanna be naked . hot or cold she dont want no clothes on . o_o i gotta see her naked for 12 hrs ! 
o have no clue what shes talkin about . ? ? ? o.o 
it is sunday after black friday why still have commercials for black friday it's 363 days away #wtf #blackfriday #holidays #shopping 
my bottom lip just moved and i didn't do it . o_o 
okay so i just got on the plane and now they tell us that it is not flyable at this time and need to which planes . ! ! #fml #wtf #painintheass 
its bad when i kinda forget what everbody looks like #wow #13daysistolong 
USERNAME where u at no snow where im hunting #wtf 
holy moly . i can't stand this music , i am going crazy ! 😲 🔫 
i think that's the most drunk i've gotten all break 😯 time to kill this hangover and roll to work 👍 
#life is crazy . #love every minutebc you just never know what can happen at any moment . #wow #realtalk 
USERNAME :o when where i wanna see it ! ! ! ! ! ! 
reading mine and USERNAME 's conversation last night #holyshit #crazy 
USERNAME i'm taking your word . and if you don't ... i'm gonna be mad and tell everyone on twitter that you're a mcliarpants ! ! 😮 
i use the military as an excuse not to fall in love 9mth deployments lol #random 
damn , my sister turns eighteen today 😳 😲 👵 
USERNAME i'm jealous we had snow but it didn't stick :o 
oh god we only have 30 mins left to make it . and we better make it . :o 
😯 ooh ? ? ? mad ? ? nah ... just want me watch 
thats where i come in at male or female , idgaf 😠 👊💢 😲 ❕✌🚑🏨 
i need mcd's breakfast and a sweet tea right now 😲 
listening to my friends mom talk about how is her favorite song . 😂 #omg #dying #toofunny 
fuck you leaf ! ! ! don't fall on my car and make a sound in between songs . fuck ! 🍂🚗 😱 😵 
holy lord it's freezing outside #wtf is this it was soo nice these past few weeks .. what the hell happened ? ! 
USERNAME lmaoo ! ! ! ! ! ! #random ass question . ! ! 
i hate having a chronic disease . idk if i can handle and deal with living with this for the rest of my life 😵 😪 😭 😭 😨 😱 😰 
ima fuck around and go too twitter jail ! 0_o 
USERNAME were so mean 😂 👍 hahahahaha we pull his beard hahahahaha #omg #mybestfriend #loveyoubff #otherhalf #loves 
i'm at the point where i wish i worked so i wasn't stressed all the time about school 😣 😐 😲 
USERNAME did you guys get anything done ? ? :o 
me & my bitches got gages yesterday ! 0_o :) 
marsellus :o h , you feel better , motherf*cka ? 
this college football season made nice freaking sense . nd will play the winner of ala vs . uga for the bcs championship ! #crazy ! 
maa lil brother just hid in thaa hall an thruu aa cooked as egg at me 0_o lml 
i'm listening to an interview on npr where turkeys gobble loudly and circle this musician when he sings . o.0 
USERNAME : push it back up && how you tweetinq me but you in the showerr ? ! o.o 
for those who have a big sausage and need to cross the road ! #filth #la #random @ currywurst URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME hey USERNAME , you don't know how yo use a washer .. ? o.o ; 
she said her name china o.o i said can i visit 
first time i've ever called into work . sorry i'm dying 😐 😱 😵 😷 
i guess i think im really tight in front of my friends but thats expected of me right ? haha #wow 
USERNAME thanks ! ! why are you up so early ! ? #crazy 
that fml when you go to sleep at 3 :3 0am and your dad waked you up at 9am ... this nigga . i want my sleep . #wtf leave me in bed foreverr 
rt USERNAME omg ! as [USERNAME reporting live from davenport & lansdowne 2 cars crash . #biketo // o_o URL 
USERNAME well bby i did text you o.o ? ? 
goodmorning , blessed to see another day happy sunday 😱 😲 😑 
after a long time started followin cricket n thr r 4 test series going on at same time . #crazy #testcricket s dyin ;) 
oh my my my , i really need to change my career path to a professional hype man . USERNAME USERNAME what the hell do you think ! ? #crazy 
can't believe i'm saying this but i'm ready for work monday ! ! ! #crazy 
omg i have the biggest section of the store to myself ! o.o 
how am i at work right now ? ? 😵 
USERNAME lmaoo , word ... it was iight though other than the fighting part o.o 
i swear this hotel is weird . i wake up sick every day . it is supper dry in here . i wake up and i can't breath . i can hardly move . this sucks 😵 
by lb--->> USERNAME is clearly confused on who to cheer for ? he say he a ravens fan yet he all of a sudden a redskins fan o_o ? smh 
if you have a boyfriend , should he get mad that you're on the phone w . another boy ? o.o 
dreamt i was singing and best friends with USERNAME #wow #normal #surehesusedtoit #realistic 
but good morning to all of my people ^___^ ... now where the hell is the breakfast at 0_o ? 
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USERNAME 😮 no way , any for me ? ☺ 
omg am i still crushing ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
its cold af and he got the damn fan on o_o 
when i was in the ballroom i had no signal o_o 
USERNAME you are such a genius . what would i do without you ? 😮 
there's a dinosaur in my tummy o.o omfg stfu ! #dinosaur 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME of coursee . hahaha they would #wow 
let a dog roam now he wanna come home . 😮 oo 
USERNAME omgosh you seem so happy today o.o .... stopp lol 
USERNAME i wanna go to the beach like you said yesterday ! ! :o 
she's bi-sexual u buy her something she gets sexual 😲 yikess ! ! ! ! 
i obviously only want you , but you are making it clear you want other girls . #wtf 
USERNAME your house is freezing ! ! ! ! ! #goosebumps #wtf 
what's wrong with my twitter . it's deleting tweets right after tweet them ... #weird . 
why do i keep getting a reminder saying to call someone ! ! ! ! ! ! ugh #wtf 
gas rates: va 3.19, nc 3.55, sc 3.09 #wow id hate tou live in nc right now 
indo trabalhar e nem tem sol 🌞 😲 #ohsorte #buzzkill 
seeing fallon last night was awkward & some random kid asked me if i was otis from brooklyn o.o 
holy shit that really just scared me to death 😱 😵 
apparently my spirit animal is a bear . #wtf #idontthinkso 
USERNAME really ? o_o my bad . lol thank you for following my tweets ! xd 
up super early feeding julia . she's a hungry girl who's growing and growing , especially from her cheeks ! o.o 
wearing unmatching socks :o haha .. for the second time in my life . 
USERNAME if you're out here for next season i'll try my best tobget you to one . :o my dads gf gets season tickets . :) 
well i'm glad i feel like complete shit this morning . 😲 
so sad to find out that one of those apartments that got set on fire was my cousins 😦 😟 😮 
someone conveniently left this on the table at starbucks . #wtf #whydopeoplebelievetheshittheybel @ starbucks URL 
USERNAME his concert is coming up ! are you down 👿 😯 😛 
black girls like me like im try songz o.o lmao 
that bad thing about letting psycotic ppl in ur life is you can never get them out 0_o 
lmao at mexican immigrants trying to get mr z to show them how to get to milwaukee but the don't speak english #wtf #thisisamerica 
at this point four years ago i was going home to my very own apartment in greenville with my very own friends and my very own choices ! #wow 
like ppl see their picture right ? i don't get have ppl pick the ugliest picture in their gallery for an avi ? #wtf 
damn you have a laundry list of fuckisms and hoedasities . #wow 
a run and a quarter of laundry before 12 ( o_o ) that's über productivity in my book (@ 190 east 7th gym) URL 
i slept like a baby , but i feel like rubbish . if that makes any sense 0.o 
USERNAME - i'm talkinq too your nephew o.o ? wow ; jusst stfu 
woke up with one arm out of my shirt #wtf 😯 
nothing says happy holdiays like the song heartless bastards #wtf URL 
USERNAME USERNAME what if everyone wants to beat me up ? ! or hates me ! :o 
my little brothers friend just asked me if i wanted to play hide and seek #wtf 
it's crazy but when my brother gets upset , and it's not my fault , it makes me upset . #weird 
israeli air strikes will cost gaza 300 million #jtpgwu #wow 
USERNAME i love thatt :o he look good with whatever hairstyle :3 URL 
o.0 rt USERNAME ever since i started going natural , i feel more in control of me . 
woke up , && the bathroom floor full of water damn >>>>😬 😲 😤 
USERNAME i love thatt :o he looks good with whatever hairstyle :3 URL 
USERNAME i kno it dawg ... itz cuz we be in arkansas all the damn time .. dem dallas females be on dat top notch shit and i be like damn 😯 
rt USERNAME like dead people ! ? 😲 😈 😱 
USERNAME hi ! can you please follow me , i'll follow back :) & that's so cool that you got to meet the boys :o o ! 
wdf i guess my name is bill now :o woahh , when did that change ? over night ? like your name did ? but i liked my name as kennedee (: 
if my grandma found out i started drinking <<<<<< 😩 😵 😖 
why is every one tweeting the same thing o.o awk lol 
are you there god , it's me margaret ? USERNAME #random #buttruu 
why's everybody on my tl horny ? ? ? this early ? ? on a sunday ? ? ? 0.o y'all need jesus *sprinkles holy water down tl* 
needing a mental day . patients r very low and limited . o_o 
now that you mention it ..... harry hasnt done a twitcam in a while :o neither has louis .... or zayn ..... or niall ...... blahh 
opened a tab at the bar last night on my debit card & i feel like a train reck this morning .. i'm afraid to see how much i spent 🍷🍹🍸🍻🍺 😲 😨 
she talking bout grey blinds in her kitchen . o_o 
hate my mom right now . thankyou for walking into parker's room and being loud as you can . #omg #pissed 
USERNAME yeah truee truee hold up your a twin :o 
going #crazy in this house i'm losing my mind >_< @ two big ole bottoms & a top URL 
feeling good about myself . got a compliment from an anonymous woman on the train ! #random lol 
“USERNAME i imagine angel's breath smells like puppy breath :o ) USERNAME it does ... #puppymill #rescue URL 
these 12 year olds are huge :o they're bigger than me ... 
👍 😀 👌 #blogger #student #travel #tv #photo #word #life #hot #fashion #love #art #hipster #cute #random # @ hbot URL 
USERNAME -_________- being heather with you 0_o ( that is her name right 
how you gone say something negative then gone give me a compliment #wtf 
when the creepy guy messages you about hanging with him three times , then writes on your wall .. < #omg ✌👋 
i'm pretty sure i'm still drunk right now and i woke up 2 hours late for work i guess that's what free shots all night will do to you . 😲 🔫 
does anyone see the problem here ? #wow #couldhavehadmoresleep #lol @ starbucks URL 
the spongebob dance is sick af o_o epaa dat mwen besoin aprenn salamii saar (._.) 
i just realized there's at least $300 being spent on services known and unknown . time to research and clean that up #wtf 
that caller id and answering machine i need but dont have tho ! ! :o :( 
it's 2 :3 9 a . m in melbourne , and sydney #wow 
this time tomorrow ... i will be in the need of a fix . #wow 
i've been off all break and then they decide to call me in today ? #wtf #pissed 
i don't know how i managed to get such a good average when i didn't do shit this marking period #weird #notcomplaining 👌 
it's a difference between church heels & club heels o.o 
sunday: church , work . monday: work . tuesday: game . wednesday: work . thursday: choir concert . friday: game . saturday: parade . long week ! 😲 
USERNAME you just made me look out my window #wtf 
shit ! ! on the set right now ! ! ! USERNAME bitch help me :o o 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces ." 
oh cool . 😁 i like mw3 & mw2 the most but i also have blackops . not too good at it .. don't have # 2 either . lol 😲 
happy 21st birthday USERNAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 🎉🎊🎈🎋🎁🍺🍻🍸🍷🍹 😲 
i just realized how fast this school year has gone by ... #wow 
USERNAME every nigga o_o lol you know you bad af and demand everybodys attention 
USERNAME wtf is twitter jail o.o never heard of that 
USERNAME spongebob dance move ki sick konsaar uii apa o_o 
USERNAME ;) very good post btw (re :o pen letter) 
jack daniels kicked my ass times ten last night , along with the jäger bombs . worst hangover of my life ! 😵 
see i would mention but i got a crazy ass twatcher soo o.o 
USERNAME madison is almost 2 ! 😮 where is the time going ! 
USERNAME haha false starts at state :o why track god why ! ! ! 
why would you want to bowl every fucking morning ? #weird 
you can thank me now and oh my goodness your welcome 😯 
i think the mouse pad on my computer broke o.o uhh ohh 
‘gangnam style’ surpasses justin bieber’s ‘baby’ as most viewed youtube video #wow 
feeling this work thing just a lil today #laid back :o 
USERNAME omg i completely forgot :o uhh yess i am #shittinmypants 
USERNAME i don't wanna go to work 😔 and i can't stop thinking about what happened ! ! 😳 #wtf 
waking up to those cute good morning texts >>> but not from the person you want it from <<< 😭 😲 💔 💔 
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all i know is that i'm somewhere in la & its kind of creepy :o 
woke up this morning and searched my whole house looking for USERNAME #weird # bestfriendprobz 
lol she just said she don't know what an ovicado is .. #wow 
was outside when some lady approached me and asked me if i wanted to go to church with her ? ? #wtf 
my cat just sneezed like 10 times in a row o.o 
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i wanna snuggle c: snuggle with sparkle dogs , or a pixie yote *looks around* she asleep :o gonna play halo 4 instead *bounces* 
i've wasted half of my lighter using it just to look at the fire hahaha 😁 😮 🔥 
USERNAME omg i had a nightmare too where mom died to save u so u lived #weird 
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ky mother is so blunt o.o it's soo funny lmaoo 
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niggas be cheesin all hard in their pictures . o.o 
i feel like all i do is sleep , but i'm still always tired #wtf 
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i love my muva name cus nobody got it .. half da ppl dat know it dnt kno how tah pernounce it eitha #random 
i remember i went 4 months without sex :o shit been crae . don't see hw i did it . imma sex fein . that shit bn crae for myself .. .. .. . 
whoa , that was really close .... i almoat gave a fuck :o 
typical morning ! couldn't find my wrap cap so i was thuggin with the pantyhosee ! o_o URL 
he was really happy lasst night tlkn bout his son i'm like hold up o.o what just happened that i don't know about 
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no one really talks to me in my family , more of a yelling .. 😮 
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my phone only charged to 35% last night ? #wtf 
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reached 700 followers ! lmao wtf holy shit . who are you people o_0 
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scary in 5 miles i saw 5 people get pulled over #wtf 
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someone slightly further down the train keeps very suggestively eating a pot of ricotta whilst staring in my direction #wtf #goaway 
USERNAME USERNAME dover newsstand occasionally features maple bacon flavored coffee , for reals . o.o 
i don’t think we are going to church today 0.o 
you shouldn't try to get with him if hes talking to me .. #crazy 
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, why is everybody talking about relationships on my tl ? o.o 
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USERNAME i don’t think i’m going today 0.o it’s weird 
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when u try to find out what movie u watching .. so u change the channel then change it back and it say movie .. -___- #wtf what movie is it 
( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( o.o ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) when someone reminds the teacher about homework-,- 
i didn't shit on break for college 😖 😲 so much hw 
USERNAME there must be a thief ... because mines been gone for a month :o 
why is that when i always get drunk i start crying ? o.o 
#oomd dad is handsome but he blew tf out ? #tf o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #g _ o_o _d_m_o_r_n_i_n_g_ #bossfam #puffoholics 
so , sumbody gettn a pizza delivery early dis morning ! #wtf 
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everytime i look at USERNAME i get flashbacks of uncle fred . #random 
birthday tmo ! ! ! :d should i throw a party over the weekend .. ? mhm ! ! 😝 😯 
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terrell n tim early this morning o_o what a wake up ... 
some old man asked me if i knew what the devils triangle was ? #wtf 
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USERNAME umm i'm the only one who should be cooking for you o_o 
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so now i can't even get into my apartment #wtf 
. USERNAME you have anna karenina signage everywhere , movie opened last week but no showtimes . #wtf URL 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME does she have nerves ? :o :p 
can someone please tell me why i hate myself and won't let myself sleep ? #mindforeverfucked 😵 😩 😰 
got $20 and i can't even spend it on loud #wtf 
there 9years old and obbsessed with iphones and ipads ... #omg URL 
why did my mama get this for me . smh . :o . anybody wanna but this hoe . $50 URL 
what a great day for preparing for a giant spanish presentation ! 😲 
my dad just sang along to bands a make her dance #wtf 
you gotta be pretty damn special if you see me getting out the bed to walk into tho cold to see you o_o 
damn and niggas gotta walk to school tommorow o_0 - _____- 
you know it's hot in your room when you wake up in the middle of the night just to take off your clothes and open a window ... o.o 
trying to digest this whole thing give me a minute ..... 😯 ! 
i'm so broke i need to get money from my mom and dad to buy christmas presents 😯 😯 😯 😂 😂 😂 
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wow i don't want to do any of these readings 😲 🔫 
it's gonna be a long day at work ! eat at home ! 😯 
i get home and i hear stew say #omg #needtoleave #stopyelling 
i just realized i can vote next election 😮 😮 
if you like crushed ice , it's a deal breaker . sorry USERNAME .... #gross 👎 😵 
fell asleep in my bed , woke up in another room ? #wtf #sleepwalk ! ? #freakedout ! 
i seriously don't have any girl to talk to anymore :o 
wtfh ... covered in some type of animal hair bc some asshole before me sat in this fucking seat -___- i don't own any animals . #wtf #fml . 
wondering why USERNAME is too good to tweet #cousinproblems #yoyousuck #wtf 
USERNAME lmfao , i can imagine if he followed you and tweets you like o.o 
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last night i had a dream it was snowing .. 😲 
USERNAME hey isabel , got a chush on nathan ? :o 
i wanna go to a golfing range ! :) #random ⛳ 
tryin to keep ur mom from seein a big ass hickey o_o 
i had a dream i went to the mall n bought all the lip rings ....... i think i want a new lip ring .. o.o 
creepy ass singing machine at farm boy #creepy #mommy #ottawa #wow #wtf @ farm boy URL 
me and USERNAME are the only people at dickinson right now #doorslocked #wtf 
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mother of pearls :o 'barnacles' is my word ! ! ! 
my fam meet me & say im just my mama all over again ! #crazy 
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great fast #run in the equestrian park . my dog ran lead and was flying . #wow 
& im going back to sleep . im tiredd o.o 
not even passed middletown and we've already hit traffic .... 😲 🔫 this is gonna be a long ride back to school ... 
USERNAME are you watching that right now ? ! 😮 
sometimes i wonder what life would be like if i still lived in brandon . #weird 
woke up with a swollen eye , and a sore jaw . o.o 
:o epic meal time was at rye cause of the current speaker :o what ! ! ? 
#wtf is this at the end of the cod ii campaign 
1 more hourr . o.o gonna go by slow as hell . 
working out this early in the morning 😵 😲 then straight to the gym to tumble 😍 
USERNAME :o a tu lado ? (ceja arriba) q yo sepa . stoy a muchos . kms ): 
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i just realized i'm gonna be 15 in a week :o 
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just passed USERNAME on the highway , and we totally had a moment . #crazy 
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okay so we celebrate thanksgiving but not christmas #lol #wtf 
USERNAME pledge of allegiance ... at church ? ! o_o 
watching footloose makes me want to go line dancing . #weird 😳 😘 
my cousin that #oomf was supposed to stay at his house o_o 
:o ! ! :d the 9th volume of sakura hime just arrived in the mail ! #goodsunday ~ 
what my is ... great 😲 🔫 #procrastination #currentevents #ushistory #killmenow @ crim residence URL 
seriously why did i stay up till 530am .... #crazy 
oh cool let's just take a picture while my nose is bleeding #oh #wtf 
dear people sitting on the floor of the albany bus station #wtf are you doing 
goodbye black ops 2, goodbye assassin's creed 3: liberation . #weird 
new york - big apple / #new york #times square #wow #nice #usa #vacation URL 
i waas on fb , my cousin waas trynna hook me up witth a ex ! ! ahh ! ! :o 
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. i think like last week i told somebody i miss them && they just sai d: looked at me #wtf . fr fr ! ! ! 
everywhere i go everyone is sick ! ! ! ! school work home ahh stay away ! ! 😷 😲 ✋👎 
why is everyone getting married ? in confused #lonely #wtf 
rt USERNAME i've been seeing shit before it happend #weird 
USERNAME yea trust i had one of those nights with her o_0 
USERNAME ya -___- i wanna move to mays tho :o that school lame 
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USERNAME o.o um wtf kind of mexicant are you talking too ? 
having dreams with the same ending three nights in a row #weird 
/ that was my 1st time trying it now i'm addicted o_o lol 
i just got punched in the nose by my dogs foot #wtf 
when my is getting yelled at & i'm just like o.o *that's a nice wall* 
ahh shit i might have to go to the hospital . having serious problems breathing :o 
i am soo sick , i dont know what to do 😷 😲 😰 🚑 
when my friend is getting yelled at by they momma & i'm just like o.o *that's a nice wall* 
USERNAME considering the 13th episode is supposed to air dec 29th i'm not sure how a christmas special quite fits into that . o.o 
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something is seriously going on today ! ? #wtf #weirdedout 
0.o rt USERNAME kush . get it for $10 today only ! ! ! URL 
anyone else watching fox nfl sunday ! old phil off duck dynasty started over terry bradshaw at a tech college as a quarter back then quit #wow 
i eat 8 eggs for breakfast all the time ! #crazy 
it's something new so i hope you enjoy it ! i really did :d ” won't be able to see it in est till 11 ! :o 
#drove mama woke me up to run in the store for ! ! ! ! #wtf ! ! @ my bedd ! URL 
i miss jordan i haven't seen that niigga in forever :o wtf happend to him lol ! 
i don't know what's wrong with me i can't stay sleep and i'm not tired it's so #weird the bast two days i don't know what's going on ! 
suck your dick . o.o .... why would i do that ? ? lmaoo 
USERNAME wait . i don't even have a winter break ... it's just ... winter . #weird 
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USERNAME :o damn thats crazy ... well im glad your luck turned :) 
#starbucks #wtf 5000 variations available on request without hesitation . u ask for a venti pikes place luke warm w soy - everything stops 
USERNAME honestly , some of these people make jeff & lester look like geniuses ! o_o 
my iphone battery has gone from 100% to 53% in less than 3 hours with only the music app running #wtf ios6 ? ! you suck . 
this oprah show is blowing my mind ! ! ! ! 😳 😮 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀 
USERNAME umm , and what secret might that be ? ? ? o_o 
this guy asked me to buy him a beer yesterday #wtf 
USERNAME whaat ? :o what did you guys do ? 
when you type your name into facebook people search and there's a shit ton of people with the same exact name as you <<< #weird 
already ? ! #christmas #wtf #eastvillage @ east village URL 
my cat disappeared for 2 weeks ... and just came home lol #wtf #dope #animal URL 
i just notice that a lot of girls on my fb are having kids #wtf lol 
and to think , i have homework to do still today ! yes , homework . #wtf 
my phone has thee worst battery of all time . i had it fully charged and its already down to like 70 percent after 20 minutes . #wtf 
just saw a car that was decorated as rudolph ..... #wtf 
fuck “USERNAME damn ... makeup really do be changing people's faces o.o URL 
USERNAME just followed me ! :o errmmeerrggerrshh *falls on floor and dies* 
jus got tha news ....... my fbf is walking #omg im so happy #getbettersoonshaii 
my mom locked me in my room because i'm contagious o_o i feel so unloved right now . 
USERNAME aboout to watch the grinch ? :o interesting ☺ aha . 
USERNAME i only have 2 weeks and then finals ! :o #timeflies 
but how did i get this long ass scratch on my thy ? o.o 
some times i wonder ... does oomf thinks of me ? ? ? . 😮 
it is 12:17 and niggas still talkin about these morning mentions o.o 
that moment when we act like we don't even know each other . <<< #weird 
i really hope i didn't have homework over break . 😮 
USERNAME you wish i was a jersey girl ;d <3 and whaat ! :o come back i'm trapped in the closet ! 
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that moment when we see each other and we act like we don't know each other <<< #weird 
USERNAME oh god ! ! ! you know ! :o 
USERNAME hes alive ! :o & you can have her . lets trade moms lol 
USERNAME can't believe i'm saying this publicly ... i can't picture him in there . 😲 
abnormal 24-hour period for me ... slept 7 hours , had a healthy breakfast of granola and steamed soy , and am making mimosas at work ! #weird 
me :o nly my sister knows me like wut is this 
stopped for breakfast at mcdonalds .. this place is packed & we're the only black people . awkward .. o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME nigga i'm in colorado till wednesday ! :o 
new #starwars ? ! ? ! ? ? ok i'm in love with star wars but will this be any good ? ! ? 😮 
lost my left contact . i can only see with one eye . 😜 #weird #probablywillgetaheadache 
im hungry ! ! ! where the fuck is my mom ? :o 
o_o *logs tf out* . . . lol text me if u need me 
😲 🔫 when your mother says we are going to put the christmas decorations up 
USERNAME i was hungry too loser :p we need to chill , how come you didn't go yesterday :o 
all this time i was thinking the weeknd was a group 😯 
i cant believe supa hot fire lost ! ! ! ! ? ? :o 
i want a life proof case for my phone 😮 
driving thru nj and the damage from hurricane sandy is still evident ... downed trees everywhere . #wow 
USERNAME it wasn't me xd ! , i jst saw it in the morning :o 
well i will be back finna eat , shower , and get dressed 0_o ... uuhh 
part 2. only 5 hours on this bus ... 😵 🔫 
first lcsc practice tomorrow with my girls USERNAME and USERNAME 😮 😊 
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my three year old cousin knows how to work an ipad better than me , but can't tie her shoes . #crazy 
no , you jus in a desperate need of a bath period ! ! 😲 
oh really ? ? o.o @ scottsdale fashion square URL 
why is friday so close to monday , but monday so far away from friday ? #wtf 
i hate happy movies that have sad endings and i love sad movies that have happy endings . #wow 
i feel like i look so much younger than people who are my age .. #random 
welp , this will be interesting , same refs as yesterday #wtf #herewego 
during the renovation my poor car became the dumping ground for every single thing , so i guess it’s time to tackle that . o_o 
mom just asked if i was too old to be watching this ... #wtf #no #nevertoold 
so my sister came home from chicago ... to find out her bird died .. #awk whoops we never fed the birds .. 😵 
i dont even feel like going to school this whole week . o.o 
soo idrew from the cup , and igot my manager's assistant ashly , and idont know what to get her ! :o 
this lady has more facial hair than i do #omg ! ! ! 
yaayy ! my best friend is finally home ! ! ! ! ! USERNAME #longestweekevet #omg #happy #missedyou ❤ 😍 🐥😁 😊 
USERNAME hole uhp ... ialways get them mixed up -__- which one is which ? itried lookin em up but they look just alike like damn ! o.o 
not feeling too good -_-, need a hot ass shower nd a massage o.o 
my house is a freezer . #socold . #omg . 
i wouldn't really mind going back to school if i didn't have three weeks of hell in my way of winter break . 😵 🔫 
the next hundred tweets , i think i might tweet them in spanish ! ! :o #beprepared .. brace yourself , spanish tweets are coming ... 
every time i get a wardrobe that fits , my boobs grow a little more .. #wtf #makeitstop 
my back hurts from falling off the treadmill last night . lol . #wtf 
lol snowball .. rt USERNAME he was barking at 5 in the morning df o_0 . 
what a lazy lazy sunday ! #lazydays #iwannastayinbedallday #underthecovers 😴😴 😲 😁😁 
my nan just thought my pap said hardcore porn when he was talking about the show hardcore pawn #wtf 
i really just had to get a size 31 in blue jeans .. #wtf 😳 
USERNAME dude i was at his concert last sunday #crazy can't wait to see u ma dude 
USERNAME hahahahah ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ☝ 😲 💃 
this is the second night i fall asleep on my couch 😯 
i told my baby brother to pick up my shoe he said then he gaved it to me :o 
that awkward moment when you get to work and no one else is there .. ? #wtf 
USERNAME hussi ! ? ! ? ! ? ! :o 
USERNAME o.o they're every where , you know he's not a good guy if he saggs his pants and isn't chivalrous :p 
i wake up at 5 in the morning every day just to pee #weird 
my mom just came and legit jumped on me ... #wtf 
USERNAME oh yeah i forgot you were asian ! damn :o 
:o .. that moment when you realize you don't wanna party really ... growing up is weirdd ! back to scottsdale ... soo sunday funday ? ;) 
USERNAME haha that's a funny joke becuz i'm currently dying right now ! ! haha but maybe later 😁 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 
if icould replay friday iwouldd >> not dht fight tho o.o 
the weeknd is gonna have my ass depressed ready to make babies and fight o_o 
since when is hayden panetierre a country singer ? ? or a singer at all ? ? #wtf 
i know i didn't get into a fight last night ? ? 💢💥 😮 my 👃ans face are killing me tho 
my mom just made me apologize to my sister because i said she wasn't american because she doesnt like bacon . #wtf ? ! ? ! 
USERNAME it was supposed to be the same face you just put :o 
i just remembered i can't eat peanuts or any type of nut :o guess what i ate -_- 
got a fine for not signing out properly #wtf #reallywu ? 
USERNAME USERNAME :o i have the same ones in pink :o 
boo hoo im always up so early ! ! ! ! ! <<<< ive been awake for four hours already . o_o 
of course of course stranger , ya know i would say your name but idk it lol 0.o USERNAME 
baby you a song , you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruuise ! 😮 🙌🚙 ❤ 
USERNAME dm me your number it didn't transfer to my new phone :o 
man , i sure hope this engineering final takes itself tomorrow #dying 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME i haven't been on twitter for a few days so i feel so stupid not knowing what a larry storm is . o_o 
o_o ..... you're on these social networks by choice . 
#fyi i am declaring today as my #overshare day today , so i may say #wtf i want to say ... just because ! #opinions #mouthy #tmi #whatever #me 
i had a dream last night that i was on the swim team& i forgot to take off my insulin pump before diving in and it basically killedme #weird 
USERNAME hell naa lol i ended up soo outta there :o lol 
stan just hit my mommy car with his bike o_o 
USERNAME yes i know -.- aha and january nine :o 
jesus makes friends with ugly people<<<<what i learned at church today #wtf 
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if you wanna be private . why even try to known .. o_o ... 
get to go to mhy cuzos an drive the boat ... #neverdidthat o_o 
USERNAME you have th same bday as my sister :o but happy birthday :) 
he'll yea actin like yu owe um sum just tell em 😲 🔫 
for the first time in 5 days .. my house is completely quiet . #weird 
just found out my dad was never allergic to beets he just didn't want to eat them at dinner when i was a child #wow #igotduped #bigtime 
i do USERNAME you don't mean it o_o rt USERNAME really ? rt” 
wow i can't believe i'm gonna be 19 in exactly one month ! ! ! ! :o 
... and then his little brother barges into your room while you're masturbating #wtf #learntoknock 
breakup over text ? #wow should have been #face -to-face 
USERNAME are you saying me now , you're ignoring me ? :o #loveyou 
USERNAME like a monday gaming night where we just whoop USERNAME 's ass . im down . 😵 🏃🔫🎮👱(brian dead) 😆 🏃🔫🎮👩👸(me and you got him) 
our #communist , #socialist , #progressive members of #congress URL why would u vote 4 them ? #lnyhbt #nobama #omg #teaparty 
USERNAME oo , nieźle o.o nie masz za co mnie przepraszać ♥ 
oomf was tweeting all night to 4am &' i look down my tl &' oomf ain't get no sleep… she be on trippy shyte o.o 
USERNAME lol aww 😯 are we in denial now big heads are not sexy 😳 
an old lady just slapped my butt ... um ? 😯 
i was cuttings shirt and my knife slipped and i slit my chest it hurts really bad 😥 😵 
i wonder where my parents are gonna take me out to eat today o.o 
tequila tekillyaa , bed rest . all day . 😵 💤 
came home to a new laptop on my bed . #wtf #letsgetit 
the first time in eighteen years my dad decides to get a fake christmas tree , someone got soft ! #wtf 
an now this is the part of the hangover where i lay in the shower in the dark and question my life choices #worsthangovereveruntilnexttime 😲 😊 
back to da field for three and a half weeks of hell 😲 💣 
USERNAME as soon as i rtd you're life's a dance lyrics , it came up on shuffle o.o you must be magic 
my flight leaves in like 5 hours \( o.o )/ i'm gonna miss upper east side but i kinda miss my hoodlums back in good ol' manassas 
and not a pill or a liquid i wanna do something with a rush ! ! 😮 ✈ 
le pongo nieve al agua jajaja no es marihuana como piensan los jamaiquinos :o 
i have the most off the wall dreams at night .. i wonder if i did drugs then maybe my dreams would be fucking normal #wtf 
this is so freaking sexy ... #wow :) :) URL 
i picked up my phone and it shocked the shit outta me ! #wtf 
ugh . really mom . you reschedule my damn eye appointment when i need glasses . #wtf #forreal #pissed 
USERNAME maybe some one used a bot :o or your subs decided to get a twitter because most of them their picture is default 
i can't even say anything without my mother saying -___- #wtf 
damn just realize it's this week and next week and school is done :o 
i just got up . i'm in the shower . o.o 
USERNAME she even talks about you in her sleep 😲 
USERNAME some confetti at macy's nyc thanksgiving parade seems to have been made from sensitive police files - URL #omg 
my grandma says i better have a girlfriend the next time she visits me o.o 
it's funny how girls always push away the nice guys for the assholes ... #weird 
i don't understand people who have only favorited like 3 tweets ever #weird 
i had a dream little babies were walking down the west end staircase by the playground in bridal gowns . #wtf 
props to the guy who just told him he'll give him dollar if he stops talking .... hahah #wow #torontosubway #neveradullmoment 
i haven't had coffee since friday afternoon ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
had a rought past two nights . #wow #recover #study 
i just don't know how eric wright (not eazy-e the deceased rapper), & e . j . biggers are going to cover julio jones , & roddy white ! o.o 
USERNAME its just a beast that dwells inside of me . :o 
he just said he wasn't conceited . 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 
off tomorrow tf am i going to do with my self 😮 
me and USERNAME and USERNAME have gottenn waay too close :o & USERNAME on the weekends lmao 
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USERNAME do u hear wats going on ? ! :o 
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:o o i can see emojis . what is life . 
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that moment of heartburn when you eat something hot too fast . #slowdeath 😲 😁 
s/o to kanye west and the rest of g . o.o . d music for making chief keef well known 
just watched my grandpa pinch my grandmas butt . eww 😱 😟 😲 guess the viagra is still working . 
i can't get new indoor flats until the 7th and our first meet is the 3rd 😵 🔫 #thismightbebad 
my lab report is finished before 2 pm on a sunday afternoon - this never happens #weird 
these ratchet girls at the mall are walking around yelling out forever alone ! #wtf it's not that serious 
ran does all damn weekend but one run . #wtf 
i swear i just saw a shadow with no person attached 0_o #peterpan ? as long as there's no person with 2 shadows .... #vashtanerada 
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road trip with davis talking on the phone ... #wow #dick #notthoughtful #haha #longdrivehome 
two tvs that are side by side and are showing two different games , had the same commercial playing about 2 seconds apart . #weird 
2 turnovers , 2 interceptions & only 1 1st down ... #wtf i need alcohol lol 
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oh lord , i have a couson named jose :o i have uncles named like that too . 
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USERNAME your no one . :o ohh how you feel ? 
your talking to a girl five years younger then you ... #weird 
keenan from keenan and kel is staying at my work 😮 
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USERNAME awwh damn . i wanted to team to see it friday then we would go to the christmas parade thingy most the team hasn't yet 😯 
was blessed today , told by someone who knows nothing about me that i am i to play music , to play for god . nothing else will make it . #wow 
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twitter makes sounds when you refresh 😲 😱 😲 😱 
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stop liking girls pictures that go to my school , fucking seriously . #pissedoff #shesugly #wtf 
just reminiscing about last night with myself #crazy #ass #bitch 
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when i first started playing happy street there were 8 other people playing . now there are 43 #wow 
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spongebob passed his driving test but ms . puff was on house arrest and she went to far from her house so the test didn't count . 😵 #haha 
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my boyf is clearly still mad at me o.o . 
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that party last night had a 100+ people at one point . #crazy 
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lol drew just told me that when he dies i have to dress sexy at his funeral o.o 
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when your best friend hasn't talked to you in 3 days and continues not to text you back #wtf 
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adderall , coffee , and an anthropology quiz woo 0.o 
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my mother bi-polar . she stay going in ! then be like ain't no water back there sedasia ? o.o 
wokee up all alone , no one is home :o 
a sunday without a brunch invite ? maybe the end of the world is near .. #weird 
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what if they dont show him ? :o ill be so mad 
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#ratchetgirlanthem just came on , is that how the word made it to the south ? #sogood #wtf 
at 7-11, are you serious ? #wtf #christmas #bieber @ 7-eleven URL 
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picking out something to eat at the cheesecake factory is so difficult because their menu is like a novel . o.o 
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2 chainzz has a commercial of him now . wtf :o 
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i'm a goofy person i be laughing at stuff for a long time #random 
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my mom just asked me if im a virgin . o.o 
#random but no lie ill tell a girl in a heart beat that she's pretty , only if she really is in my eyes . think i'm gay ? ? who cares anyways 
hope the lions play the browns next year so we can whoop ass ! 👊💢 😲 
for some strange reason when i'm tired i get aroused easier o.o 
i wish i grabbed a coffee before work . 😭 😫 😲 
she really bitched about me coming home & he ain't even ready ? #wtf ? 
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when telling dad if i didn't get help with the tree i was gonna burn it , his answer was i prefer you did it outside ! #wtf ? #holidays 
when everyone comes back for winter break were all going to be in a coma 🍻🍸🍹🍷🎉 😙 💨 😲 
just had to reach in the toilet .. 😳 😁 😭 😵 👎🚽 
i luv traffic . does the world not want me to get back to savannah ? ? ? #letsallstopandstareatthecrash #wtf #driveppl ahh ! 
oomf tweeted that shee wanted bitch to eat her out ! o_o had to unfollow her . 
my parents are celebrating their 45 yr anniversary .... #wtf .... # how did that happen ..... #real love shh 
about to watch magic mike ... o_o and the funny part is im just watching because of matt mcconahay not channing tatum . #countrylovin . 
shoulda knwn he wont my type whn he cried at steel magnolias o_o 
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i have three tests tomorrow .. wtf im doing on twitter ? #wtf ? 
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pulling my first all nighter tonight for college homework/projects . o.o 
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erin's printer just sucked up all of her paper and we can't get it out 😯 #help 
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coach said he saw me at a party n he has pictures ... #awkward . o_o 
my whole timeline is people talking about rappers 😵 🔫 
already got christmas presents from my granny and my mom won't even let me open it #wtf 
ok my oil change on my car is taking entirely waay to long ! ! i'm also the only one here and have been the only one here #wtf #hurryup 
6m: USERNAME jesus o.o i need to move to newcastle ! " this should probably surprise me more . 
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all these things to type and im about to go into a diabetic coma . 😲 
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is it really all about taking balls , packing them together and shaking them around professor ? #dirtymind #fuckchemistry #wtf 
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i have never been this happy with anybody in my life #omg 
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just saw a picture of my leg , pre-tattoo ... #weird 
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eyes qet biq af o.o noo noo im not ready yet ... *kevin hart vc* 
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leave and come back and see my phone called USERNAME 20 times #literally #wtf #shittyphoneprobz 
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wants t o.o ne day work for the florida government . 
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USERNAME which means you won't remember my birthday like last year o.o 
omg the lottery is at $425 mil #wow i need to play ! 
lol my moms over protective with my brother , he had a mosquito bite on his face & she thought someone hit him . she was finna go off lol 😯 
when your taking a shower and the fire alarm goes off #wtf 
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my parents want to buy me things i will use when i move out for my birthdays and christmas fr the next two years #wow #illjustleavenow 
i'm really good at skiing but i don't think i'll be good at snowboarding :o 
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it must be her ass because its definitely not her face .. ! ! ! ! ! 0_o 
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#wtf is da wiiu ? sound like a nasty tay-tay 
USERNAME your going ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😮 😃 
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so facebook has archives , and iphones save deleted messages ... #wtf #whatisthis #ideleteditforareason 
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i've always been attracted too girls ijust kept it too myself frfr o.o 
i told my mom i was crazy ... she gave me a xanex and said welcome to america ... #wtf 
they said its snowing , i've been looking outside n i don't see shit o_o 
USERNAME : no bitch , no . cx that puto is mine o.o 
today i held a iphone in my hand for the first time in months o.o there was only one button , i fealt so out of place .. 
kinda weird but i just noticed im the only guy in this anatomy class ... #wtf 
when random pages on twitter like a comment in a convo to your friend << #wtf #howdidyouevenfindme #ididntevenhashtagthattime 😳 
like father like son . #omg #myfamily @ springmill crossing URL 
the things i discover with angie blow my freaking mind . #canttakeit #omg #dying 
it's funny how i was your a month ago . and now you're up someone else's ass . #figures #annoyedtothemax #wow 
my sister called me telling me my roommate rearranged my shit in my house ... some changes are in order #wtf 
and finding out its about that time for the wisdom teeth 😮 
USERNAME yea :o i will never be the same again ... 
put your hands down bitch , i ain't gon shoot you , i'm gonna pull you to this bullet and put it through you 😵 🔫 #youdontwannafuckwithshady 
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i can cook , i'm fuckin awesome at back massages , i don't complain bout gettin dirty , i have a good head on my shoulders , yet i'm single . #wtf 
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i gotta crush on this girl , but sumn tells me she leadin me on :o 
the pier 1 commercial with the penguin is lils voice from the rugrats 😯 😳 
he'll tell ppl to call n then give me the phone <<< o_o 
USERNAME just asked me if ball state was a state school or a private school . #wow 
USERNAME one day we win the grey cup everyone celebrates :') the next the mayor is removed from office :o shocking .. 
USERNAME if i don't get this job , i most likely will be . lol someone told me you weren't playing ! i was about to say 😮 😮 😮 
in watertown , less than an hour & 1/2 .. #omg #thankgod 
it's barely snowing come on fuckers get movin . 😡 😲 
omg naw sha cumin in the house doin the same thing >>> o_o 
#20thingsidontlike mathtest i literally stared at the blank pages for an hr & i couldn't remember anything .. who gives tests after break ? ! ? 😵 
the dark knight rises comes out on dvd & blu-ray next tuesday i pre-ordered the limited-edition trilogy box set :o ) 
six episodes later i might be a little bit obsessed with breaking amish ... #crazy 
peachy lmao lols ... @ at live lmao lols .. from us lmaoi lols ........ =) lols ....... o_o lols .......... =) lols .......... ^^ 
while people are seeing the last twilight yeah , im still watching the first one o.o #im #slow #ohwell 
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if a teacher assigns online homework i really wish they would actually post it . #wtf #college 
watching a christmas movie , decorating the tree , and making christmas cookies . omg this is the most family bonding time ive ever had . #weird 
USERNAME haha well that's really really short :o that would be okay i guess haha . :) 
why the fuck wuld u drink some random beer at a party #wtf 
USERNAME squad ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ... which boy thoo o.o ? 
my best friend-dude have you been flashing those dimples again ? me: why do u ask ? bf :o h i don't know could be the love bite . damn busted :-) 
boys are so hard to shop for . #omg #justgoshoppingwithme 😲 😳 😁 😨 
:o all i can do is smile n forget about the bad 
oh . my . god . is this class over yet .... USERNAME #wtf 
why do i have a bruise on my leg ? 0.o 
people i knew in middle school still look exactly the same #crazy 
:o bitch got my penis ! don't shove it in yo . pussy ! it no dildo 
my mom is leaving me for three weeks ... i'm going to starve 😵 
me: i have sore throat da d: yea i know tell me about it , we all knew your dumb me: i said i have a sore throat o.o 
as much as i dreaded practice i am now in a very good mood . and it's monday . and i had class today #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME that or just 💥 😵 🔫(android translation) blow his head off ... lmfao ... 😂 
i love waking up to an empty house and a text from my dad sayin we are at bdubs we will bring you mcdonald's or somethin -__- #wtf 
if its sent by a car its shipment , but when its sent by a ship its cargo . #weird 
USERNAME before or after you took a shit ? :o 
today i learned that monkey prostitution does exist ! :o 
just saw a old man wearing ugg boots @ walmart #wtf lol 
it's wrestling monday folks ......... sorry . no , no i'm not :o p 
USERNAME lol yea ? who was the one that saw me and walked away ? 😮 
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biryani for dinner ! so spicy ! ! ! 😵 🍴 #indianfood :] 
katie & i haven't moved out of this bed #omg #stillhungover #personalday #dontjudge 
when someone tells u that there getting u a present that is way better then luke bryan tickets who is ur favorite artist . i shit my pants🙀 😮 😎 
thank goodd i'm not wearing makeup today ! ! ! ! ! ! like foreal 😮 😆 haha 
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o_o rt USERNAME if dat nigga don't eat right dont swallow his sperm 
still tired from that workout ! ! #crazy #goingtosleep #early 
my mom just asked me if i've ever had girl/girl sex .. #weird #butsohot 
casey anthony needs to be in jail- new evidence of her searching how to sufocate your child .. #wtf 
i haven't had a drink since i went out to new haven with my ladies last month o_o ohh wow ... that night was real .... so i hear ! smhh 
whhy is girl meets world even happening ? ! #wtf 
fun times with kids today ... now get back to school #crazy 
USERNAME lol , making me sound like a creeper :o haha . but i can't drive at night ... remember lol 
school sucks but it gets my mind of things . :o 
-- allen ginsberg and the #random monday-ness of it all . 
some people just deserve a slap across the face 😯 👊👐 
dawned on me today that i have 3 weeks in nyc before i take a leave of several months #weird #bittersweet #holyshit 
when cupcake calls me a stranger :o #shocked lol USERNAME 
"USERNAME panic ! at the disco plan to finish recording new album in december URL :o USERNAME USERNAME 
wth ! ! ! am watching this kids channel and a condom commercial came up ...... :o o #mexico 
i still don't know who got me for secret santa #warrenband #secretsanta #suprises #omg 
sometimes i just wish i could have a magic mirror . mirror mirror on the wall tell these bitches i dont care at all ;* #poetic #random 
i hate that i have my mom's eyes . 😲 
USERNAME he's lucky it's not a fucking win because then he'd only have 3 #wtf 
i have so much free time and it freaks me out #wheredidseasongo 🏊 😯 
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waitt , how ladarren know im suspended ? o_o o 
“USERNAME 11 skinned puppies found in bag in pennsylvania URL #wtf is cruella deville real ? ? 
how did you turn out so screwed up ? #jerk #crazy #dontunderstand 
USERNAME lmaoo samee . shes prob reading our covo :o 
its days like today that make me wonder how some people made it this far in life #wow #maniacmonday 
in high school i never missed even one class ... in college i've probably skipped over 20 just this semester 😲 #rebelkid 
i'm pretty sure no matter how much i work out i will always have a black girls behind #babygotback 🔙🔚 😮 
weird when you listen to a song and suddenly you're back in the moment when you first heard it . the power of tunes ! #emotion #crazy 
finally just went pee after holding it all day since 2 :3 0pm . ! #omg #feelbetter 😌 
that awkward moment when your working out and a guy his singing his lungs out next to you #wtf 
o_o speechless at that text i just got ... ! ! ! 
ahh jus sippin on some hot chocalate after a very epic day o_o 
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USERNAME :o you did not just say ask your man about me ! lmfao , dania ! 
i wonder do oomf twatch her boyfriend like she twatches me o.o ? ? ? ? 
i'm pretty sure some of you would hate me if i tweeted half of the lyrics of the shit i listen to 😮 #sogross #makeitnasty 
USERNAME is that an elote or are you just happy to see me ? :o 
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USERNAME slapped me and i needed to get an ice bag :o 
left my keys at work ! ! ! ! #wtf 
i wanna tweet about the moments lmfao smh i think some them might be to much for twitter lmfao smh o_0 
USERNAME and now we shall be more then twitter buddies 0.o lol 
it'll be all g . o.o . d . ! 
idk if she just called her a duck or if she gonna go duck wild . ? . ? . #teamgas 😯 
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i've literally been in bed sleeping from 2-7. #wtf #sickagain 
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there's always one child in my class that just won't listen . 😑 😮 
me :o _o *ups the strap* are yours not ? ! 
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USERNAME & i will watch every minute .... o_o like always 
USERNAME 😮 👪👶👦👩there are no emojis that properly convey my happiness ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME 😟 😮 😵 USERNAME ❤ was born that day ! ! 
finals week= bringing up 4 months of bad grades in one week . 😵 😵 😵 im not ready ! 
just realized no work until five tomo an i'm sittin here ready for bed #wtf 
i just drank a glass of milk .... i never drink milk . #weird 
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she said 50beans (what ever that is) oh shit 😮 #teamgas 😶 
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the birds on campus are going crazy . they're just screaming in all the trees in all directions #wtf 
was just called a hoe shit over madden online #wtf #littlebitch 
ew get that off the internet , you just asking for it . 🙈 😵 😲 😬 
USERNAME my snap chat hates me . i made one then decided against it .. then wanted it back .. it stopped workin .. #itknowswhativedone 😮 
and i just realized that it is definitely still november so thank god it's christmas season #wow 
lls ole boy keep hanging up on ole girl ahhaa lmfao o_o 
USERNAME you never played video games ? o_o what did you do with your childhood ? 
USERNAME trying to do all my hw and test while listening to the 1d pandora🙀 😱 😵 😜 🆔🎶🎧 💜 
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why do i have so much going on😩 i can't handle all this hw #wtf 
i hate when a weird ass person follows me :o 
about to go to the store ... don't feel like putting on clothes tho o.o 
the things u hear about someone u thought didn't even know what sex was 😵 << lol 
saw this in instagram and had me rolling 😂 😂 😂 😱 😂 😂 😂 😱 #1d #wtf URL 
how i do go from listening to rick ross to taylor swift #weird 
USERNAME nice shoes in your photo :) really ? you'd go 3d ? :o 
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USERNAME omg justin if u followed me i would die 😵 
them few tweets i just tweeted #random but funny lmfao 
can u get suck from loss of snot ? ? my nose is going crazy 😨 😷 😲 😰 
hearing upbeat songs when im down just pisses me off even more #bedepressedwithme #yourenotallowedtobehappy #wtf ##### 
this is my first time doing homework in 2 years /.\ omg ! :o its ganna snow ! 
but seriously if jessie and zadie ever fought i would be so dead i'd be seated at the left hand of the father 😲 😇🙌 
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ooh shit i messed up on my previous previous tweet , didnt even notice o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME so you almost died , you're at werk , but that one time you could take a picture of teh fawg and nawt ur face ? :o 
USERNAME gingerbaby kissed me on the cheek ! ! ! ! #omg #didntgetcussedout :) :) #sweetginger lmao ! ! ! ! 
i'm sitting next to a movie producer in my tfm class 😮 .. 
my sister hear some lady today say her son wanted one direction dolls for christmas #wtf 
this kid was all happy when they first got on twitter now he like fuck you in every tweet #wtf 
USERNAME o.o i'm apologizing right now , because when i get stone i get so damn sexual .... i make my own cock hard ! just saying 
when my mom invites over my ex bfs <<< #wtf #gtfo 
USERNAME wish i could say the same i'd much rather be home and bored than be at work 😲 🔫 
USERNAME lol faill i read it in my head like it was a song💁 😮 but yea #single4lyf ✋ 
USERNAME so u trying to say i didn't use comas ? ? so i didn't no this was an essay for a dam class ? wtf o_o 
this girl yesterday don't even know me and talking bout ima hoe 0.o 
USERNAME one day can i come with you to help the homeless ? :o please ? :) 
the face you make when someone younger than you gets in the front ...... o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lmao it was definitely devon sams and k ... well nevermind :o 
maxed that quick af , lol . want more but don't wanna eat all the chicken :o 
USERNAME o_o oh no ! ! ! maybe it's just because i'm here so long ! ? ? hehe . 
there you go with tweetin about other stuff and not me .... guess you don't care bout me as much as i thought you did ... #wtf #ohwell 
sad attendance numbers here in detroit tonight #wow #latearriving ? URL 
USERNAME wait what ! ? ! i don't know what that means ! o.o 
USERNAME luckily we only drove 5 hours and not the whole nine :o 
USERNAME o_o call me he got a older brother lol 
USERNAME you are so hungry that you are hangry ? :o 
we still have 3 weeks til christmas break 😞 #wtf 
omg today in 7th period i was tripping , and in 8th period i fell asleep all class period :o 
USERNAME he was like , it's bed head , but its sexy ! & then he said hes gonna get a haircutt o_o 
someone call me im walking home & its dark .... :o 
my brother walkin round here wit a dam rollin bookbag ? ! ! ... o_o 
let's bring back the style of the 1940's and 50's ... alright , who's with me ? ! :o seriously though ... 
bahaha obvious how you know who someone tweets about ... #crazy 
sometimes i wonder if my physical appearance changed , but obviously not my face , would anyone be able to recognize me ? :o hmm .. 
he looked freaking cute today ! :o <3 . <3 
USERNAME of coursee ! ! ! :o o trolol . 
these kids fukked up my phone smh i'm happy i got insurance 0.o 
i don't have the urge to read this book right now . 😩 😲 
USERNAME yo ? ! :o noo .... para nada haha 
USERNAME u too mate ! ... g'day y'all ! :o ) 
my left leg is shorter than my right ! o.o #wtf 
you do that on purpose , don't you . #wow . 
sha making every body in the house talk on the phone fah her .. o_o 
USERNAME wow ... harsh .. sorry i didn't see you .. #wtf #jk 
in this part of the country they make gingerbread trailers . #holiday #wow @ shell URL 
dridri :o h oh ohh bitch bitch bitch ohh bitch ohh lexus bitch oh bitch ohh its a spider .... ohh bitch i killed it -__- USERNAME 
hanging christmas decorations with the worlds most un stickiest tape 😵 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha ! i wouldn't come into school tomorrow dude . she gonna kick yo ass . 😵 
USERNAME i'm not trying to excite you . o.o you're just a whore :) 
USERNAME o_o u in south carolina us or do u just have a dumb phone that's giving false location information 
USERNAME lmao the embarrassment .. why not ? ? o.o 
USERNAME lol i try to be brody :) haha ur waiting for karen to text u ? :o 
USERNAME lol i've been straight and you need to dm me your number i haven't talked to you in soo long :o 
USERNAME USERNAME david parke here and i totally hear ya . o_o 
USERNAME woah i litterally just listened to those exact lyrics ... :o #coincidental 
USERNAME :o o already ? ! are you & the boys excited ? i hope you have tons of fun , maybe you could record a bit for ur 1st youtubevid (: 
i ment to say screenshot in that last tweet o.o 
i usually don't eat hotdogs , kinda disgust me o.o 
oh u a real nigga o_o yeah ! and spongebob got his driving license .. 
USERNAME haha o de uma menina da sua classe ainda o.o 
they askin dumb ass questions .. n the same one's over n over ... o_o 
USERNAME we talked a lot about sex today o.0 xd 
#kappasig wins the award for newest fraternity ! woo ! #omg 
USERNAME whaat ? ! ? ! my mind ..... is destroyed . o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME you've done it now . never tempt her . it makes it worse . 😵 🔫 that's you jacob . 
so why does seriously everyone in colorado smells like weed ? #weird 
USERNAME i'm on the left (: but oh no your not on the right ? :o URL 
soo guess who texted me ! ? 😲 😱 👌 ☺ 😑 
i just told my cat i loved him . #weird #family lol 
omg i had ice cream at home all along #wtf no way 
every time i get a hit chocolate i never want it . #wtf 
uh my mom called sylvan to get me a tutor because i have a d+ in ap calc .. #wtf #areyouserious 
it's #cybermonday and i'm broke as fuck because i don't get paid until tomorrow #wtf #justmyluck 
USERNAME yea , the last girl i dated was deajana ! ! #crazy 
when you make a new friend and then you find out they already know all of your friends o.o 
￣︿￣ wtf did 6years old ask tht boy bout having s-e-x wth ? ! o_o 
gotta change twitcon shit look like i'm biting nipples in my freetime #wtf #kidsgotneeds 
USERNAME was that dick whote tweet mean ? o.o oops 
i hate musicians but i really want to see les miserables 😯 
USERNAME hope ya enjoy ! & btw you know they have a nandos there i think ? ? :o lol 
USERNAME did i really witness you twerking ? :o lmaoo 
did she try to jump on you ? :o jk 
i hate musicials but i really want to see les miserables 😯 
she pulled out a knife and fork .. and i zipped my pants up USERNAME USERNAME 😮 
my sister just fell asleep on top of me :o lol 
i'm not participating in this whole thing . but it's hilarious seeing real sluts tweet about sluts . #wtf #lookatyourself 
my phone hasn't been dry lately 👌 i like this . i actually have friends 😮 😬 
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all the teen moms getting back together on teen mom 2 >>> #omg #yay 
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USERNAME this paper will be the death of us #rip 😲 
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got interviewed today about my and an exhibition i will be featured in , i felt super awkward talking about myself and my work #weird 
when teachers assign you homework but dont go over the lesson in class #wtf . 
my asthma will literally be the death of me this week ✌ 😵 
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the gym sprung a leak 0_o @ campus recreation and wellness center URL 
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slick rick at halftime of nets vs knicks USERNAME um , what the f is going on with the sound system ? is it him ... or is it me ? #wtf 
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idiots at zumies take 10 mins to give me back my change of $3, don't give me a gift receipt , and leave the ink cartridge on it #wtf #pissed 😡 
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pretty sure i'm the only one who watches tv , but listens to music while doing it .. #weird 
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in a shady van with barely any brakes going to pick up a mexican from the airport #wtf 
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o_o i told you she would ... i mean #oomf would . 
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must stop day dreaming of cuddling and focus in class o.o 
my father cooked and washed the dishes .... the world is gonna end tonight o_o 
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awkward moment when a daily customer at your work asks how your (ex) girlfriends basketball team did in a bball tourney ... -__- #weird #wtf 
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i wan to eat everything in sight . 😵 #periodprobs 
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can't believe they are making a sequel series for boy meets world o.o #girlmeetsworld 
just saw a girl wearing niqab and hijab and wearing short sleeve t-shirt #wtf 
i hope i'm in this good of a mood tomorrow 😮 
someone who doesn't live in my house just walked in #wtf 
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😱 😯 rt USERNAME any thing too use while making love for example , whip cream , strawberries etc . i done did that 😉 
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you know i fucked them both . saw her pussy & saw her throat . 😮 
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i was gonna talk shit , bout botdf , but yet i go to their shows , o.o only becos , bands i like go with them ! !idunno , mayne . botdf is annoying . 
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the feeling you get when eating a holiday pie from mcdonald's >>>> #omg 
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everybody be on instagram posting pictures of there trees and shit .. i don't put mine up till the weekend before christmas .. #lazy #wow 
#cybermonday best thing that has ever happens to the internet 👌👍 😵 #beentoolong 
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if i drank 2 12oz beers and 4 mixed drinks , i'd blow a .15. #crazy 
my mom just goes in my room & sits here .. #wtf ? ! 
relationships ? ew gag me with a knife 😵 🔪 
USERNAME wtf is this about ? ! ? ! :o 
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ahahahaha at this age ? your mom is crazy lol :o 
i better pee first so i don't piss my pants if it's bad . :o 
i'm starting to wonder if over confidence will be my down fall o.o 
#thatawkwardmoment when you're singing a song in your head and you turn on the radio and it's playing o.o #pushrewindchriswallace 
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watching nicki minaj's show on e makes me appreciate country music and country artists 1097537 times more . #crazy #ohlord 
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my friend brought a taser back to school ... someone better keep that away from me when i get drunk 😮 
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day 1 of diet : i feel like i haven't eaten anything ..... #weird 
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it's funny how someone cab tell you that you can ask them for anything , and the moment you do , they make you feel like absoult shit #wtf 
drama practice: ✔, homework: ✔. now it must be time to sit back , relax , and listen to some christmas music ! 😃 #relaxing #wow #xmasmusic 
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this nigga just rolled on me asking for a condom #wtf do i look like walmart 
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-__- ok so oovoo is out i just can't work that shxt at all o_o 
you dumb freshman not givin me and hallie credit for our good tweets . #wtf 
USERNAME 😂 just like that . when you do that in the middle of the cheer , i stop , laugh , then i'm lost so i look like 😯 then goss is like 👿 
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USERNAME banking rhymes with thinking , and im always thinking about banking . 0_o 
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USERNAME tf you mean you dead ? how the hell you tweeted this ? ? ? ? ? ? 0_o 
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USERNAME i will ! ! ! 8==✊==d💦 😮 <---- that's you . 
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someone told me one of my employees looks like mila kunis ... now every time i see her i think that #weird 
i have snap chat , but i never use it . probably because no one i know uses it ! ! ! ! #wtf 
the guy that works at bp is with a hot white chick :o ! 
new #gossipgirl ... and the #cw doesn't have sound ? ! ? ! ? ! #omg #freakingout 
i cannot believe i'm the only girl here #wtf #delco #themont 
i don't know why , but you just really annoy me .. #weird 
i'm actually at the point where my bed on campus is now .. #weird 
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we go to dinner and my mom buys jj a pie ? #wtf #shehatesme 
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it's november what's up with all the christmas stuff #wtf 
little girls at dance like to sniff me cuz i smell like ... #weird 
the bobcats are down 75-25 in the 3rd qtr vs okc ... they are shooting 18% from the field ... #wow 
soo some crazy mf tried to commit suicide in the room next to me ... niggas is whilin 😲 😈 
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my boyfriend cut his hair after i told him not to ! 😵 👊👊👊👊👊👊 😒 
so while watching the nets vs knicks , i read a headline scores at the bottom and saw thunder 76 vs bobcats 25 oly crap ! #wtf ? ! 
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i been fw this girl over a year and i don't even know what her pussy look like o_o .. simpin ? ? ? 
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\( o.o )/ its ok everybody shes just ratchet like that ! 
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😳 😳 😳 😳 i think i have a chocolate addiction . im addicted to chocolate everything ; ice cream , candy , men , etc .... #weird 
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cybermonday summarize d: threads and magic supplies . <| :o ) party hat time 
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USERNAME USERNAME - oh , o.o i'll pray for you .. 
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i'm blessed , to be slaved to be payed 0_o ? 
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as much as u say u dgaf about something if u still talking thinking dwelling on it then you obviously do 😯 
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bobcats almost have scored 50 about midway through the 4th quarter #wow 
can someone please tell majority of these girls you aint #teamdance , you really #teamtwerkthatass o_0 
everyone's still working on it ... i wonder if i even got the same quiz . o.o 
someone come watch christmas movies with me . i may even snuggle .... 😯 
time to hit the books and some homework .. 😵 🔫 
did she just call somebody nasty when she has her vagina as her twitcon ... 0_o this cant be life 
USERNAME USERNAME flirt with one more celebrity ... 👊💢✋💥🔥💣🔫🔪🔨💉 😵 😲 💀😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 
when it's burning up in my house<<<< 😵 😵 😵 
when did i change the background on my phone ? i didn't think i did ... #weird 
so i just ate one pack of ramen . still hungry . #weird 
o_o geez i don't remember last year being this crazy damn these ladies #thenextgreatbaker 
lois :o mg something just poked me ! quagmire:it's okay it's just my penis . wtf ! ! 
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i dont want to go to school tomorrow but i wanna have basketball o.o 
she left me for her friend :o but i have the weed ^.^ 
my moms friend just brought over homemade ice cream and brought me my own because she knows i don't like chocolate #youdabest #omg 😍 
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USERNAME i thought it was the last one of the semester ! but i guess it's not . :o 
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but i'm tryna get a job .. what if they make me take a drug test o_o 
i love christmas movies but hate the music ... #weird 
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and i think she's gonna order my macbook pro <3 she just made me leave her room #omg 
c thats , that's shit i don't like ... smmh :o 
making the font on this paper size 10 so i can stay within the page limits . #wtf 
this boy shot heroin every two hours ! 😱 😯 😐 😦 
i find it ironic as ever how im driving a korean made car nd my boss is korean 0_o #thisisasign 
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#raven was robbed ... by an old dried up kween :o ( 
i'm so sore .. only issue .. judging off my weekend .. there could be numerous reasons for this 😯 🙊 
my cat is snoring ! can they do that ? #apparentlyso #wtf 
i think that's the reason why i scare everyone away lol . #crazy 
wtf , justin beaver is canadian . i knew something was wrong when u idolize vanilla ice . oh canada , vanilla ice is still hot there a . #wtf 
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lost my keys right before clock out time . o_o 
y'all still wearing the bright color weave though o_o . ain't it almost 2013 ? 
successfully trimmed my bangs without fucking up for the first time in about 2 years . #selfie #omg #hashtag URL 
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bitches fighting and arguing over dick that don't even belong to them o_o 
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this bitch had 4 to go boxes chillin on her dash . o_o why ? 
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USERNAME was that supposed to be tweeted to me ? o.0 
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USERNAME #wtf ! if i were that stupid to i'd be dead by now . or have injuries . 
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when you think the world cant get any more studid ... , he answers idk . #wow #thankyou #whatineeded #byebye 
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she calls .... i looks o_o ... ignored ! ! ! 
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just thinking about it and i can't believe we got fucking kicked out of the gym today ... my bad the whole week -__- #theyreonagoodone #wtf 
i have scratches all over my back because of jai . #wtf 
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USERNAME no i don't feel what your feeling ? . what feeling are we talking about :o ? 
i got to spend a whole three days in jail starting tomorrow ! o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME was nominated for USERNAME #poy #wtf ! ! ! 
#20thingsidontlike bipolar ass people ! ... like ... #wtf ! ? -.- #agree ? 
USERNAME :o tell me where you get it so i can get one ! ! ! 
how can you talk to someone for 10 years without ever meeting them in person ? ? #crazy #toolong 
was told today that walmart said that on black friday the were selling 500k items a sec . nation wide . #wow #givetomissions 
i hate when i go to text melinda and realize its 3 minutes passed 11. #wtf 
how the hell are people swimming at sierra right now ! ! ! #wtf 
i don't know how , i don't know why , but all my homework is done . and it's only 9 o'clock . i don't even know what to do with myself . o.0 
USERNAME the three pix are in my profile o.o go look at them , so i can delete them . xd 
uhm this bitch has had an online relationship for ten years ? #neversawhim ? #wtf #nosex ? mtv is cray tonight 😳 #catfish 
USERNAME :o they aren't . watch ill take you and ill buy you one to . see if you like it and if you doo ill buy you more ! 
yea .. it would be nice if you could tell me what i did #yourebipolar #wtf 👊 
wait now giver her a break she had feathers put in her hair esp for that concert #wtf #janelle #dumbbitch 
USERNAME :o that sounds pretty kool actually haha (: thank you 
all new 🐱🐠 😯 i'm out . peace y'all ✌ 
10 years , y'all still haven't met , and you think this is a relationship ? ! #wtf 
kasey and aj are gay ... sleping right obove me wow really ? lol ask steven abought it lmao :o 
turns out when i'm bored and studying i start re-writing jay-z songs to reflect what i'm reading/writing about ... #whoknew #random 
USERNAME is that what i remind you of ? no wonder you always want to cuddle with me 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME oh shit its paco , stop talking shit about him :o 
tuttle chose me to go play tomorrow at fohi :o #beyondscared 
this girl has been dating to a guy for 10 years over the internet and never met him b4 ! she's finally meeting him #crazy #catfish 
that moment when you see a friend who use to be ugly as fuck transform into something so sexy >>>> :o 
where the fuck did i get a splinter from… 😖 #uhm #ouch #wtf 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME chad will you really o.o .... i want some nao . 
USERNAME bbq , honey mustard , even chipotle 😂 😂 😂 #omg #toogreat 
in 2013 i think i'm gonna buy the kids a new book each month- they get overwhelmed at christmas & book-drought the rest of the year #crazy ? ? 
the pyro might come out in me tonight . #burnshitdown #people #are #crazy #shutup 
#kubball ❤ 🏀 💙 rt USERNAME 16 12 and 12. #crazy 
you've talked this guy for 10 years without meeting him ? #wtf 
and she has a boyfriend ? but she wants too find this other dude ? #wtf 
my head is about to explode ... i need c's ! ! ! #finals #twoweeks 😓 😩 😲 😑 🙏👆📝📚📖 
randall nichols sent out bomb threats to vu . #wtf why randall , why ? 
my doctor kept telling me about birth control & i was like o_o ? 
the only time i feel normal is when i'm in the shower .. #weird #timealone 
USERNAME he txtd me & i was like who's this ? :o haha 
so she is wanting to met this guy , but she has a boyfriend that she knows that is legit & real ! #weird #catfish 
why am i even thinking about this right now . ? ? o_o 
girl if he says y'all will meet before you're 40, move on . #wtf #catfish #sketch 
just saw my husband ... i wonder if he know i filed for a divorce 0_o 
well , i sure just got a reality check #wow #slapintheface 
what if la salle just burned down ? :o lol #whatithinkabout 
USERNAME hahaha look at that karma shit ! #wow URL 
man that was a messed up video and right before bed 😵 
imma need weezy to come out some new shitt , by himself though . not no g . o.o . d music lmao 
i got bored so i drew myself a whale o_o :) URL 
USERNAME :o he's my second cousin twice removed from my mothers sisters moms aunts fathers dogs granny's owner ! ! ! 
USERNAME this is the first time i'm watching it ! i'm excited lol o.o is this what it's all about ? :o 
don't these people realize that facebook has a location feature where they can see where people live ? o_o 
now that i told USERNAME to not let the bed bugs bite a colony of spiders are going to come out and attack me tonight . sweet karma . 😩 😰 😵 
$&%* ? ! USERNAME :-o wow it's cold in chicago ! ! 
it's some ice left in my cup 😮 😑 😆 
crazy sausage sandwiches"USERNAME USERNAME it looks like he knows what he's doing #buthedoesnt 😯 URL 
rt USERNAME #wisdom rt USERNAME o_o rt USERNAME hm rt USERNAME USERNAME how a person precepts things defines their reality 
USERNAME catfish is on ! ! oh my gosh 😳 #crazy . can't wait to see what happens this week ! 
i know we ain't chillin by the dumpster but i smell trash .. angelina ! :o 
USERNAME i am sam . sam i am :d oh wait , thats not the same book o.o 
my 11:11 wishes have been coming true latley .. #weird #notcomplaining #ikindalikeit 
so irritated that i have to wait two days for dish network to ship out a remote . mine for some reason just won't work .. no tv ? 0.o .. 
omg how i really am going to taco bell right now ! ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME omfg i hav loottss to teell yoouu ! ! :o o 
USERNAME yeah , that's you and adelina's insider .. not including me in that #weird 
i wish i was getting a cute goodnight text to help me go to sleep .. lol jk . fuck y'all i'm out . ✌😴 😌 💤 😲 💤 
my mom said i laugh like a drunk pineapple . #wtf 
😲 💥🔫 my reaction when people post their personal probs on social networking sites . they're personal for a reason . #sorrynotsorry 
i'm with my math group & we are talking about daddy issues now 😒 #wtf #why 
he let me drive his truck all around the country tonight and i even wore his hat . #wow #socute :) 
my heart just stopped . that is so scary . #omg 
i want eminem 5s :o ! ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME omgg omgg ! ! ! ! ! when ? ? ? ? :o 
pew pew pewpewpew , ppeeww ! i'm so bored o.o 
USERNAME fuck your tweets are literally describing my life . #weird . 😨 👌👌 
#4wordsaftersex you guys have sex with live human beings and/or parrots + other things that may talk ? lol #weird 
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USERNAME junkie :o that's not nice -_- lol planet fitness . 
USERNAME it wasn't them this time :o it was two wanna be chunty girls ;b 
i sort of like it when all of my credit card transactions are still pending but it's really a fakeout because my balance is wayy higher 😳 😱 😵 
#20thingsidontlike the fact that i didnt eat any pecan pie on thanksgiving bc no one made any ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #wtf 
o.o his a cheating nd lying sucker ! ! #catfish 
USERNAME was it a lot to learn ? since i wasn't there 😮 & my dad doesn't want me to do comp . but i still am 😏 
USERNAME pictures pictures pictures ! ? is it the one you showed me already ? ? :o 
USERNAME so u aint gonna work tomorrow :o > ? con un toke de kush sete kita jk lol 
how are people honestly that stupid to think that's not strange . hahaha #wtf #catfish 
damn my dude went to churrch . he's talking about carpet monkeys . #lol #wtf 
USERNAME what if the made beds .... wait for it .... beds that walked .. so you could stay im bed at school or wherever else :o 
3 weeks till first semester is over :o time really fly fast lol 
so i ordered something online .. didn't realize my address was still my ex boyfriends house ! good thing it let me change it ! #crazy #mybad 
this episode of catfish is probably the most fucked up ! #weird 10 years & he refuses to meet you , yeah just a little fishy ! 
i never knew animals had periods .. ? ? ? ? ? 0_o 
USERNAME USERNAME 0_o aww yea u can get it too 
6pm me: omg so excited to sleep tn so tired 11pm me: where the fuck did all this energy come from #wtf #makesnosense #inneedofzz 
feels like i might die tonight . #omg #ouch #hurtingbad 
i feel a sore throat coming ... #wtf ..... i cant be sick again .... 
catfish is such a strange but good show . #crazy 
when all of your current tweets are deleted ? ? #wtf 
i laugh at myself sometimes by the stuff i be saying #weird 
USERNAME i don't know if i'm going to school tomorrow :o 
no way i'd go 10 years and not meet the guy i consider my ! #crazy #catfish 
loong day ! worked 8-430 and it never ceases to amaze me that people buy everything for dinner last minute . #crazy 
foreal bitches be trippen on 15% off shit lol #crazy 
i had never heard of #nixonwatches , my wife USERNAME wanted to get we one , i turned it down and no i researched , #wow #legit #luckyguy 
i'm not even sure why i'm in a good mood . #weird 
totally excited to go shopping during black friday . it's my first time ! :o excuse the messy shmessy hai . (: URL 
ohh hells no ! all the stores are packed && people are sleeping outside in the cold :o 
i'm that friend that you don't want your bf to met me #shame #wtf i'm nice 
i'm dead ... and i work @ 5 😲 😟 
some people really don't understand the idea of hashtags .. #just #saying #justsaying #omg #wtf #omgwtfbbqlol #omgiluvbbqhaha #lolololololol 
black friday = done up in 3 hrs for work #wtf 
neighbors partyin it up .. i think i might pop on by ! o.o 
did alex retweet me ? :o , im gassed ._. lol , USERNAME 
me and romo waiting on 6 a . m . #blackfriday #dog #yorkie #crazy @ ashley furniture homestore URL 
after working black friday , i am convinced that it is absolute #craziness . #cantbelievepeople #wow 
USERNAME no you're not :o why would you be shitty ! ? i really don't have friends either lol 
oomf was ite till he chipped hys whole tooth nw he jus umm o.o 
okay i get so confused when i go to random people's twitters and people that i know have favorited or retweeted their stuff . #weird 
soo everyone swears up nd dwn my babes looks like kirko bangs o.o ..... i think hes killin him .... i don't get it 
i just almost slap the dog shit out my cousin ! nigga gone ask me aye can i have yo iphone .. nigga fuck you 0_o 
USERNAME no cuz i'm making sure if it's for sure ? .. :o 
o.o lord ! this mall is full off people . 
it's 3 in the morning and i'm still at the mall . #wtf 
i actually didn't spend a ton of money #shocked #crazy #first 
USERNAME im drinkin , your not ! what are the odds of dat ? ? ! o.o 
youre not down to give me your password ! 😱 i probably would ! you tweet enough ! imagine if i’m in the mix ! 😲 rt USERNAME USERNAME yo 
USERNAME aww . ^.^ thank youu <3 lol no promises . :o 
sometimes i wish i had a crystal ball . how's it possible to be so excited , nervous& anxious all at once . #crazy #happy #coulditbetrue 
i always feel like spitting on the floor when in at work #weird 
nigges wildin fuck dat black friday shiit . its . mad . brick . nigges freazzin dey cul o.o ff . outside 
settle for gas station coffee ... drive 2 blocks and there is a starbucks open #wtf 😡 
USERNAME 😈ohh yeaa ? naww thaass justt maa facee bitch 😏 & yours wass likee ehh thiss 😵 👲 
why do parents bring new born babies to the mall right now . #wtf 
i alway's thought they were the same person .. o.o . 
lebanon's walmart no one here . can't believe it . #wow 
... left my keys in charleston , guess i'll be sleeping on the porch #wtf please don't forget them tomorrow USERNAME ! ! thanks love ya ! ! 
tomorrow on saturday i gotta go to los banos :o i'm nervous lol 
plaza is soo sus right now can't even move :o 
i swear on my life i heard a lady on the phone crying about her daughter either was in the fight or the gun was turned on her #wtf 
seriously want my tattoo , my dad needs to get the fuck with it ,,, his girl is¿ pull the sex card lis 👌👍 😮 😮 😮 😂 😂 😂 😂 
ohh my god shontaee gone hate me if i tell her who i thought that was in her avi from a distance . o_o 
god bless america .. this is not the titanic .... #blackfriday #crazy #uo #urbanoutfitters @ urban outfitters URL 
USERNAME hahahaha , i must have been drunk if i said i was excited about it . o_o 
glad i slept all day for #blackfriday madness USERNAME . #crazy #lovingit 
omg the outlets is super packed have to wait outside in most of the stores #crazy 
who's smart idea was it to go #blackfridayshopping , stay out until three and have to be up at seven for work ? ! o.o #mine ;) ahaha 
im gettin pissed . i wanna goo homee now . o.o lord ^_^ USERNAME 
USERNAME i'm still over here in the shower like 😵 
i'm one of the #crazy #idiots waiting in line for the #nike outlet in #citadel . #shoppi @ nike factory store URL 
black friday shopping with nellie kim in chicago is #crazy #insanity #black friday ! #loving it 
bitches be going crazy #blackfriday #hell #wtf #fact #fuuck #idontgetit 
USERNAME wait , i thought we were referring to me 0_o 
USERNAME USERNAME o.o y'all must be out of your damn minds lolol and 2 years sry typo ... 
woke up outta no where with a million & one textss , all from earlier o.o 
people people people people people everywhere i look . #crazy #blackfriday 
is purchasing an apple tv even worth it ? o_o 
we can't park here ? ! #wtf USERNAME USERNAME @ fuck this shit URL 
i hate people who blast all their personal business on twitter . go talk about it , not tweet about it . #weird 
i saw alot of people from butler tonight at the mall #weird 
i feel like every started bitching about #blackfriday at the exact same time . #weird 
line outside of #hollister #wtf @ hollister co . URL 
bout ready to call it quits and head hone ! :o 
first black friday that i am working and probably the last #crazy #blackfriday 
USERNAME i know right ! it'll rot before it's even shipped out ahaahaha , does frozen work for you ? o.o 
lol only the millers would move a bed at midnight . hah . #random . USERNAME lol ! 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME & i'm just here following along to this whole conversation like , 😯 
ermahgawd . hurry up USERNAME de jesus . :o o 
first and last black friday trip to the mall . #scary #anxiety #crazy 😨 😰 😱 😲 💀 
black friday . #crazy #crowded 😲 😬👎 USERNAME @ the johnson city mall URL 
my only went to target & khols & just got home an hour ago #crazy 
seeing all these pictures of people out for black friday is freaken ridiculous ! #crazy 
im already a tia to three babies & i have three more on the way :o 
USERNAME it's: niam* narry is niall and harry . lol , awks ... o.o 
mcdonald's doesn't even serve breakfast yet ! ! ! 😵 🔫 ... mcchicken it is . i hate you black friday 
& my mother fucking phone is about to die ... #wtf 
losing my voice .. i sounds like a 12 year old boy that just hit puberty #wtf 
i turned around at the mall too talk to USERNAME and she was gone #wtf 
3 away from 300 ... omg what if USERNAME was my 300th :o 
USERNAME nope i wanna kno how it has nuthin to do wit me when my names in it o.o df 
there were these three dudes posted in the same chairs for like an hour and then they just left and ain't buy nothing 0_o 
#kohls #midnight #job #blackfriday #crazy #girls #friends #love #holidays #exhausted USERNAME kri @ ko URL 
the shit he was saying .. o.o nigga i will karma that ass 
USERNAME duude , that person that retweeted my tweet from like ever ago ... doesn't even follow me . #wtf 
my only post of #food ! #lol island blue raspberry lemonade kool-aid pie ! ! #omg ! ! #foodg @ d . b . a . headquaters URL 
crazy people at walmart . #walmart #blackthursday #crazy #people #omg #help @ walmart supercenter URL 
soo i woke up '& the mf back door was wide open o_o 
black friday line at old navy . there is the same amount of people behind me . 😮 URL 
USERNAME lmao , my tia claudia won the polla . :o 
USERNAME <3 3333 :* oh i do too i don't think anybody likes mean arguing haha :o 
first day working at dicks sporting goods n it's on black friday #crazy 
boyfriend woke me up out my sleep just to be up w/ him & now his ass sleep o_o 
we had ppl all around us ! ! omg too many ppl :o 
lol learned something new tonight , they would tell me that o.o #why 
some parent's can't even control their own children . :o damn 
crowd management happening here :o (@ old navy w/ 2 others) URL 
#omg activate my cell phone oo^simple mobile^ please i have paid your money ! ! ! 
okay okay goot damn ! ! niggas feenin over jonks now though ? o.o 
steph is favoriting my tweets o.o i better be careful not to tweet any secrets .... 
it's 1 :3 1 am and i'm already hearing police sirens outside ... wonder what happened out there :o #blackfriday 
smfh , b . e . t got cartoons at night ? ! man , fuck all that ! where's uncut videos ? i wanna see some ass shaking . o_o #lmmfao 
USERNAME i thought luis said they were shooting ? ? :o 
ouch .. i never ever ever get a good nights sleep ! ! my leg is killing me #weird 
USERNAME lol but nobody asked for you opinion ^-^ & yes you are -.- :o your going in first then lol 
we don't let bitches run all over us 👀 😵 😲 #weain 'tplayin' #canthandleswag USERNAME 
ahh , that text blew my mind ! #random (: 
(cont .) … hosts thanksgiving for a buncha peeps , all in , like , two weeks ? USERNAME that’s who . #wow #superhuman 
o_o wide awake when i need to be sleep .. 
USERNAME ha ? what do you mean ? gagawa ka new acct ? :o 
finally home . got practice in like 5 hours . 😲 🔫 ... 💤 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm telling you those rats are gonna burn down the house :o 
USERNAME -___- he's not my brother ! haha . it's on january 27. <3 or 28 ? :o gasp i forgot . but we should save up and go see the slut muffin 
those little facial expressions are so not cute . o.o 
USERNAME and i have been thinking alike and bump in to that one person lol #weird 
those online booty calls commercials , r weak bruh ! o_o 
black friday shopping & free hot chocolate ! #crazy URL 
USERNAME :o damn why would someone wanna cheat on you 
USERNAME all about that 5:1 kill ratio 😏 i got it befoorree yeeww 😲 😇 😏 😬 
oh hell no , this dude messaged me and asked tf is wrong with people ! :o 
ugh this line 😡 😧 #outlets #la #toomanyppl #crazy #blackfridayshopping @ cerritos towne center URL 
USERNAME not every picture lol :o , i hate taking pictures 
i'm bouta take it down girls talkin bout batman and shit df o.o 
victoria secret shoppers at fox valley are cray . 😮 
USERNAME i ain't lieng tho :o frame that lil ebert just spoke 
USERNAME ahaha omg .. i remember that one time .. & USERNAME was sleeping on the table too 0.o 
i'm gonna be so tired at dads thanksgiving tomorrow 😲 
that was the most hectic experience i have ever had o.o #blackfriday #xbox360 #bestbuy 
lla sta pal desayuno . :) “USERNAME dios mio mira lo q encontre :o USERNAME URL 
it's weird how i got a text and a message through facebook from my friend o.o lol 
USERNAME lol do they ? how much cheaper can it get 25cents aha :o 
USERNAME pshh you aren't fat ! #crazy hahah more like #thanksgivingisamazing ! ! hahha :) 
i might have been a gangster in another life .. #wtf #haha #thuglife #jk @ bear river casino URL 
damn at the mall :o the line is soo bigg d; #blackfriday #hatewaiting 
USERNAME i was singing to you sir 💔 💔 😯 🔫🔫😬 
who sings the song then ? rt USERNAME USERNAME i was singing to you sir 💔 💔 😯 🔫🔫😬 
USERNAME well believe it ! 😱 😲 😂 😳 😁 
i miss my rachel -_- i havent seen her in forever :o USERNAME 
USERNAME then id be just in my under garments o.o 
just ordered myself the new ipod touch blue 64gb , with the money that i got when i returned my ipad mini ....... 41% off great deal :o ) 
forevers too fucken ' packed :o once you step in its so hot and you get all claustrophobic and what not >.< 
standing outside ? ! ! ok this is legitimately #crazy 
time to go to work #blackfriday #shoppers #show #crazy #instapic #instapi @ women's shoe department - macy's URL 
USERNAME there's gonna be a lot of awkward silences o.o lol 
it wasnt me lmao lols .. as i danced lmao lols .............. wowers lmao lols ..................... o_o lols ... srry lols ... 
#wtf #blackfriday #shopping #crazypeople #imcrazy #bestbuy #compton #sheriff #november #23 #2012 @ best buy URL 
actually just tried to cuddle with a pillow and i got way too into it #weird 
hope i wake up to go the movies later :o 
i wanna wake up to a cute text ... hahahah #wtf 
why cant i sleep right now i dont feel right at all #wtf #pain 
looney toons i tell you . looney toons . #crazy #fullmoon 
i really want some greasy ass pizza #4am & #weird 
im so out of it i cant remember the words to the songs im trying to sing along to ... lol USERNAME rare that this happens to me :o 
omg , just got home from shopping ! ill be back up in 4 hours to go with my mom haha ! #sleepy #blackfridayshopping #crazy 
finally time to go to sleep ! beyond tired right now :o #holidayweekends 
USERNAME lol naa i'm prolly gonna dashboard it though :p i'm getting bored of it :o 
USERNAME how of every state u pick texas :o #forgettingny 
USERNAME guess you gotta find out :o a lot of things are better than a snowman . 
USERNAME koo koo the same my uncle got me brewtilized :o so i was like fuck not on thanksgiving ... 
coffee stop then to the next mall 😁 😵 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME & #liz 😝 
where the fuck did this cough come from ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
almost killed us all and yet somehow my driving is still better than USERNAME 's o.o 
“USERNAME brothers be like mr steal yo gurl URL lmao 😲 🔫 
i dunno if its all 12 naps i took today .. or this energy gum i been chewin on ... but i'm wide awake ! ! ! o_o 
you know shit just got real when travis parks next to other cars and doesn't take up two spaces ! 😵 😜 USERNAME 
mr . sweeper man don't hit my car ! #ohmygosh 😲 URL 
ommgg :o one hour of waiting in the abercrombie line -_- 
USERNAME hahah exactly what i did ! ! ! :p i can't imagine how many reply videos he's gonna recieve :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME o zot une jom qu me qat mene se osht e shtune ... qetsh u qova o.o 
when people inbox me on fb it come to phone from oovoo o_o 
USERNAME lets make a plan o.o you get mila i get ashton ! 
i'm in shock at how sore my entire body is and how exhausted i am 😲 
what will happen if i would ever meet someone from the kk ? :o like will they burn me alive or .. 
my uncles gf bday is on dec 3 :o  
he asked me to move in with him :o omg ! ♥ ♡ ♥ 
#wow the cheerleaders from fired up are beyond sexyy #jesus #unreal 
bought the glove i wanted <3 im in love dude :o 
left work cuz of the flu 😵 👎 #fml #whyme 
USERNAME i saw it on gangland tho , that one show , they said they were :o 
in 3 hours i will have been awake for 24 hours . #wtf 
USERNAME hey ! what did i say about random pictures o.o 
USERNAME hahaha thanks bestio . :d & yeah people get crazy over here . ! ! :o 
ehh .. when i get called beautifull ♡ ♡ ♡ . :o 
USERNAME USERNAME 😯 i wonder .. lets find out . 
o and i wouldn't of herd of the weeknd o_o 
damn . imagine if i fell asleep in the mall sitting down . :o 
awkward moment when you favorite a weird tweet by accident :o 
aw wat a nice friend , thats why i like this nigga cxrt USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you liar :o you want me to make you laugh ? 
& haha well i better not get on your bad side then huh . ? :o 
USERNAME 2 say i dnt fuk wit r evn rlly knw u like dat 4 sum reason u was n a dream i hd lastnite . frfr . n10 sexual . but u were in it 0_o 
“USERNAME only people on twitter right now . USERNAME twittahh is dead 😲 
USERNAME you get it ? i finally got my order through 😵 😍 
USERNAME aha 😂 i'm too lazy to get up and wait in the long ass line aha . plus i have no idea where it is :o 
this shit is bananass ! 🍌🍌🍌 #nohomo #weird dannysnow lowkeedee @ paul's pussy poppin palace URL 
USERNAME so you would deny my photo request ? ! :o lol 
i seen soo many ugly/weird people tonight o.o #sorrynotsorry #beyondugly #weirdasspeople 
he was wearing sunglasses in the pitch dark ... i mean it was bright i guess ! lmao #drunk #family #crazy 
thanksgiving was fun :) #thanksgiving #blackfriday #crazy #me @ the country URL 
heading back to the west coast . already missing florida ... 😯 
#blackfriday #crazy #shopaholic #shopping #target #family #tradition #craycray @ target URL 
staying in a mansion on lake tuscaloosa ! this place is ridiculous ! 3 bathrooms in the basement alone ! #wow #rolltide #southhospitality 
still at it ! going strong with the best date , my daddy ! #blackfriday #shopping #bestdaddy #crazy 
dem things was like dr pepper lols ....... and u got someone helping u from a silent voice of the tedders lols ......... o_o ignore lols ... 
black friday shoppers bout killed me tonight 😲 #crazywomen #ratchett 
its been like half an hour since i left USERNAME 's house cause i was tired &now i cant sleep & i'm being stared at . o.o 
yes rt USERNAME 0_o really ? rt USERNAME parks mall dead .. 
line for the old navy register is from the door on :o 
i knew this was too good to be true . o.0 
USERNAME the hell ? ! 0.o in mexico ? ! you live in mexico o: *cough cough cheap* lol just kidding ^.^ 
been awake for over 24 hours , still not tired #weird #starbucks #blackfriday 
USERNAME o.o next time some . e asks me my name ima just stare at them until they walk away thanks :-) #lifelesson 
it definitely don't feel like it's almost 4 am ... o.o 
USERNAME cawwie go to sleep ! ! hehe your snapchats woke me up & now i can't go to sleep 😲 i stil love you tho hehe 
tired and broke .. that's wassup ? 0.o lol . happy thanksgiving ! time to go home and look at my re @ citadel outlet URL 
USERNAME yeah i is homegirl whats wrong with the picture though :o 
when kate talks to garret on the phone 😵 🔫 
black friday is not what i spected i rarer to pay regular price lol 😲 😲 😲 . 
USERNAME yeah they do . ! haha there's even some guys with signs saying god is gonna punish us . . :o 
listening to rockk .. algo esta mal with me o.o 
secretly we're all gay ? o.o not . i ma'am 
USERNAME what ! ! ! :o no i was just playing haha you don't have i get me anything :) 
finally done black friday shopping . #9hours #hella #crazy #people but i had a great time with USERNAME momma& USERNAME 😁👍🎉 
o.o my sister is 31 years old some guy thought she was 20 woaah ... lol not the first or second ... ill hear about this all night 
got to meet brian urlacher coming home from schaumburg . dude big a'f :o 
USERNAME idk why but i thought of you when i read that o.o 
USERNAME wait wait wait ... why are you in mexico ? when you really live in vegas correct ? 0.o 
texting this guy i just met on psn #awkward o.o 
walked past my dad 3 times and he still didn't wake up o.o 
oh gosh , now all my tweets are about my boyfriend 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 
USERNAME 😯 😯 can you do me a favor ? 
ugly trashy blonde beezy screaming accross the food court 👉 😲 🔫 
a coyote just walked across the freeway in front of USERNAME 's car ... #wtf 
alls i want is to fall asleep and its not happening 😵 
USERNAME haha , what they makes us do 😯 cute though having the love life around you know 😏 
wondering why eeyore always seemed so depressed ! ? #wtf 
just now getting to sleep from black friday shopping ... exhausted 😲 
going out on black friday with no mula ... 😵 
diego se la jala , mientras ve su poster de justin beiber whaat ? :o 
USERNAME ... but i dont have a bed time ! :o 
you ain't #thuggin if you ain't working at 5am on #blackfriday 😵 
still awake & it's 3:58 am ... insomnia took the night ! ahh damn you ! *determine2sleep* o.o 
USERNAME haha i know it isn't :o i always think of kenny from south park lol x) 
USERNAME ahaha i know what they do is put the cheap stuff up front and day they use to be ahaha doing what ? ! o_o 
USERNAME and i miss talking to you too . ! :o <3 
- i wanna no what store tez nem in o_o 
black friday happened . #dead #fish 😵 allysonhamilton meganharold @ fashion island URL 
USERNAME dontt watch itt . itll traumatize you :o orr watch it iff youu wantt 
fun night shopping :) USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #connor #crazy 
if anybody finds that folder hidden in my computer , they’d be like… 😶 😮 😦 😧 😬 😲 😵 😏 
he knows my weak spot > getting tickle 😯 😏 😂 ☝ 
i just got excited to see a customer ! #wtf #slowasfuck #2morehours 
niggas lyin on the dick about gettin pussy .. last time i checked , vaseline & tissue wasn't pussy o_o .. or am i trippin ! ? 
i'm just now getting home i am fuckin beat😴 😵 
o_o lmao lols .... black blood implanted then lmao lols ........ why im i lmao lols .... o_o lmao lols ... i dont knw lmao lols ... oh well 
USERNAME oly shit ! lol . i never knew that ! o.o 
people are buying shitload of blenders at bestbuy ! why ? :o 
o ... ? forgot to wake my mom up for work o_o 
finally ... home in bed and ready to sleep in tomorrow ... or today .... #goodnight 😲 💤 😲 💤 
i can honestly say if i have one more night where i get no sleep because of this cough , i am going to kill myself #reallythough #wtf 
seriously i'm tired as fuck and i can't go to sleep for shit . #wtf #sleepingprobz 
USERNAME hahaha yeah i was suppose to go to la this weekend , imagine how crazy it'd be in there :o oh sorry my phone 
is it up to code to just not have a bathroom in a restaurant ? ! #wtf @ denny's URL 
USERNAME you will never know ;p and you heard it someday ? o.o 
USERNAME washington state ! they talk n bout how da navy knows there's more in da ocean but r hiding them ! it died in 2007 o_0 
i just called thomas , and he answers the phone , 'yo gobble , gobble .' #wtf 😂 
20 hour day yesterday , 22 hour day today . #tired #butnotfallingasleep #windy #wtf 
bout to get reall jittery with this mean cup of iced french vanilla coffee 😵 😊 
USERNAME hahahaha i bet somebody already has that identity . ? ! :o 
USERNAME free shirts so i can promote tho ? :o haha just kidding or am i ? 
fckk mann got to be at work at 8 instead of 12 ! ! ! o_o 
sometimes i feel like i'm trying really hard with you , but the next thing i know , you're calling me out for being careless . #wtf 
people don't play during black friday ... the h&m line at santa anita is still long ... and they opened at 12am o.o #imout #byee ! ! 
USERNAME o_o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
you shit gets real when you have mocha on your nose #seriously #wow #blackfriday #starbucks #tob @ starbucks URL 
why the shit did i just shop from 10 pm till 5:19 am ? loll #crazy 
USERNAME you know why and i don't have anger issues ! :o 
i walked into my job and ppl were clapping and shit . lol omg this shit is about to be crazy at my job o_o 
i really don't like when people stare #omg get over it i'm black .... 
USERNAME that's an awful lot of twerking ? ! 0.o 
lol you & your ex are like bestfriends ? how you do that ! ? :o 
USERNAME lol we're thugs staying up late lol :p & i know sorry i don't do it on purpose though :o 
took a nap at 9, ended up waking up now o.o 
ok you're pregnant , trying to get crazy with everyone saying you'll get down . ? o_o uhh really don't be an idiot girl . ! 
USERNAME i didn't want to pack too much stuff . i didn't even bring my spanish book . ! ! :o 
my agenda shopping work shopping sleep work all in one day #crazy 
guess i'm sleeping on the couch with my dog . #wtf 
USERNAME take me to te crazy home ! 😵 😲 just kidding lmfao ! 
dirty fucks stole the world cup , wc 2022 will never happen . "USERNAME stadium being built for qatar 2022 ! ! #wow URL 
who said black friday shopping would be cheaper ? #crazy 
USERNAME omg yes and i want to be a director so i can make this happen for him :o 
open 24 hours and closed ? #wtf thank you ihop @ ihop URL 
USERNAME USERNAME for reals ._. my little cousins be saying some shit i don't even know what it means ! o.o lmao 
betaa i choke you laa fred ! ! ! ! ! #lmfao #random USERNAME 
USERNAME dude i'm in lincoln ! ! hahah #debitcard and i have practice at 9 ! ! #crazy 
4:44 am and i'm wide the fuck awake ! #wtf 
i just realize i gotta wake up early manana ! :o fuckk i totally forgot ! :o oh well fuck it having fun tonight no worries;d 
on my way to work at christiana mall ! ! ! who coming to see me at work 😱 😲 
i didn't even think i was gonna see everyone 😯 
im so shocked , USERNAME text me asap ! :o 
ahaha , he said he was gonna buy me them red & black concord jorndans that come out next month #thraxx lml . i think i used that wrong o_o . 
4,000. tweets how the hell ? ! ? ! o.o lol 
i honestly would date a stud but when it comes time for sex uhmm ..... uha ...... soo how was your day ? o_o ? 
i blow off some girls , make up an excuse , mainly because i am picky af and will admit that 😲 👍👎 
black friday ! ! ! 😵 😱 😍 #lasvegaspremiumoutlet #izod #calvinklein #dg #rayban @ las vegas premium outlets - north URL 
eyes are getting heavy , marie's diner needs to open ! breakfast with USERNAME at 6 :3 0, than off shopping again hahaha #crazy #losingourminds 
USERNAME it's a rottweiler and a wolf mixed with a husky 😮 
thursday sales . #walmart #crazy #people #omg #help @ walmart supercenter URL 
harsh just asked me to hook him up with my mom . #omg 
excited to see who wants to buy makeup at 6 am on black friday ..... #crazy #sephora 
i'm seriously still in line at the same store cody's done shopping baha #wow 
thursday sales #walmart #crazy #people #omg #help @ walmart supercenter URL 
says; i wish i didn't have to leave my best friends bed .. seriously i think his bed is faar more comfy then mine . #wtf 
up early black friday shopping with svenja at the mall . 😯 
on my break oohh man i'm dying ! #blackfriday is the death of me ! i'm about to crash lol . o.o 
i'm . still . awake . i don't know how , but i am . #tired #feethurt #bedtime #shopping #omg 
really now some idiots car horn decides to start blaring when im about to finally go to sleep #wtf #shutitupp 
USERNAME not nice enough ? :o know what i mean ? :p 
2 more hours .... that's it . i'm dying . 😲 
tonight is gonna be a #curlyhair type of night:* , hopefully o.o 
lol i love USERNAME she is even more hilarious @ 5 in the morning #omg URL 
... this is partially true rt USERNAME USERNAME you don't have any abilities 😂 😲 😲 😂 😂 😒 except puffin an passin 
i just keep reading this msg over and over again like .... o.o 
i have to wake up in three hours . o.o 
hello huntington mall at 4am & shirtless man ! #crazy #blackfriday #shirtlessman #dancing # @ huntington mall URL 
my mom is buying me and leannah so many things . #happy #omg #spoiled #idc 
i'm up and hella hungry . this medication has my mind goin in 500 different directions . 0_o 
already at work surprised that there are no customers :o 
6am . i's tired . #blackfriday #crazy #sleepy @ shoe carnival URL 
what does that means lols ....... o_o lmao lols .. thats i when u do lmao lols .. and mhum lols .. to =) lmao lols ......... okay lols ... 
black friday crazy ! #handm #blackfriday #crazy #shopping #mall #night @ h&m URL 
what is this guy at big apple smoking on #wtf #crazies #bathsalter 
spending the next 10 hours here yay #target #blackfriday #crazy @ target URL 
hopefully that 16 tommorow night , but its too cold to do anythaang :o 
really regretting on deciding to go shopping this early ... #killme 😵 
#omg #swaggy #swag #suck #rocks #idiot #bitch #stupid #nigga #carlyreajepsen #justinbieber #mileycyrus #selenagomez #scooterbraun #soboered 
in like two hours i'm going to the mall for black friday :o 
this is going too fast . leaving in two days already . #wtf 
the universe is testing me: starbucks isn't even open yet ! #gonnadie 😱 😢 😰 😲 
so tired :o there was too much pple at the mall . 
i wonder who forest is talking about ? ! :o o 
can someone just carry me the rest of the night ? #dead #blackfriday 😲 
USERNAME me too ! can't believe i'm still awake at 5 :3 0am ! :o 
girl at the party stripping for no reason , the boyfriend supports her and tries to get niggas to tip her . o.o wtf ? 
damn ween been playing poker for already 4 hours ! 😱 😲 
finally on my way back to nyc . cant believe that i just spent 11 hours walking around woodbury . my legs are officially gone . 😵 #blackfriday 
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i really wish it wasn't so fucking cold ! ! ! #wtf 
black friday 😎 ✔ #blackfriday #ahh #sotired #models #hesbeautiful #omg @ hollister co . URL 
is it bad if my power steering came on as i'm going 60 mph ? #omg :s 
cant steer ! #wtf ? ! ? ! ? ! ? 
USERNAME g o o d m o r n i n g 😵 💤💤 
2yrs from now , if i'm lucky .. i'm gonna be one money hungry skippin happy mothafckaa lol #wtf #stupid people 
history in the making…cashiers on every aisle at walmart ! ! :-o @ walmart URL 
can someone die of a knee pain . ? 0.o bcuz damn i swear i want too cant take this nemore fuck shopping st the mall im done . ! 
oh what a shame that you came here with someone :o #ke $ha 
coming outside the mall to a sunrise 😮 #allnight #shopping @ smith haven mall URL 
USERNAME 👎 😭 😲 i was rushing so i was like ill just tweet you but i forgot . lol but what you getting me ? 
officially been up for a whole day 😯 😑 😴 😏 😫 #latenight #exhausted 
how i feel about working black friday 😩 😢 😖 😴 😲 👿 #5yearsinarow #hcosucks 
USERNAME the cowboys play every thanksgiving , we're stuck with them #tradition but the jets #wtf i'm with you there ! 
#awesome #amazing #rage #concert #fun #crazy #cool #ragetastic @ congress theater URL 
wtf it's almost 7 and i'm still not sleep 😵 😲 😦 😧 😮 😶 😴😴😴 
#kohls #job #midnight #blackfriday #cashier #crazy #pretty #smile #love @ kohl's URL 
10 and a half hour shift done finally ! god i feel like death right now 😲 #teamnosleep USERNAME 
had to make 100 people form a zig zag line #diditlikeaboss #crazy i love my job #nobutforreal . 
when you go to bed early and have 20 notifications from different places ! #crazy 
and she finds it ... three minutes before the store opens ... #wtf 
just took the sickest picture , when people see this they will be like 🙀🙀 😵 😆 
tae yan ! mamatay na ako sa kilig . #wow 
USERNAME i'm hella late on this . how was your thanksgiving ? i'm at work right now till 8am 😲 
been out all night and i'm still out ! hahahaha i'm getting to old for this ! 0.o 
i wake up at 6:46am by myself on a day i'm off and i can't get to fall asleep again #wtf 
they got so much damn space and only 4 places to pee #wtf @ walmart supercenter URL 
so happy USERNAME and USERNAME came to visit me at workk :) only one more hour then i can sleepp 😴 😲 
i get to sleeo for less than 3 hours before i go to work . yay me . :o 
USERNAME ahahaa the day you'd expect to be at its worse o.o 
neutral color too ^.^ or red o.o ? idk d; 
lizard thicket down .. 40 more stores to go ! shop till we drop ! #blackfriday #crazy 
i really don't understand how USERNAME and i are still awake o.o lol 
super intense stare down with this creepy black cat . ive never seen an animal dead stare for so long . its intimidating , and he knows it . o.o 
darn toots should have brought my headphones ! 😩 😵 😮 😔 
haha a gate in my backyard is broken and keeps slinging to & fuckin fro . 1 gate slam= me jumping 😵 😬👀🏃🏃🏃 
working 36 out of the next 48 hrs . 😤💸💰💰💰 😵 🔫 
slowest black friday ever . i'm being sent home early . #wtf #dyingholiday :( ( 
#blackfriday shopping when you're sick is not a good idea . ready for bed 😷😴😫👎 😲 
USERNAME na i brush my teeth roll up pour some o . j and then jump on black ops o_o lol 
¡pero ese no es el user de omar ! ¡mi omar ! o.o … USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
“USERNAME sunny's purple hair :o URL gorgeous ! ! ! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 
i just saw a non-chinese person talk #chinese #wtf ? #thatswassocool 
i'm getting home as the garbage trucks are starting out #wow 
still out shopping . im beat ! ! ! o_o 
in my last line of the night .... ahh :o 
USERNAME has the prettiest avi on twitter , i love my bff so much ! lol #random but goodmorning (: 
USERNAME pata nahi yaar loogo ki gandi nazar lag gaye un par :o 
heading home from gurnee mills good day #gonna sleep all day time 0.o 
USERNAME maknae sehun ! o.o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
cussing these people ouut that keep running over my fucking feet lls :d like da fuck , back up ! #talkinshit ; they got the right one :o ! 
texas lost to the horned frogs ... in austin ! cannot believe it 😯 
i can not explain how badly i do not want to work today 😲 
spent thanksgiving in a hotel in lubbock…finally i can cross that off my bucket list o_o 
USERNAME aww .... i had them young .... my girls & i are right at 20 yrs apart .... you're soo sweet to say that ! ... happy holidays :o ) 
bus is an hour late .... sorry work looks like i won't be there on time today #wtf #megabusproblems 
why am i up already ....... #wtf i can't ever sleep in .. 
USERNAME i dont know how your watching that movie , i never finished watching it :o 
oh my we forgot we placed cookies in the oven ! ! :o 
i have to get my tattoo in less than 12 hours .. omg ! :o 
#followme1d as of right now i only have USERNAME and USERNAME songs on my phone <3 o.o 
so i'm up early watching soul train with my uncle and grandma they have some weird ways of dancing #wtf 
USERNAME how was your thanksgiving ? i'm sorry , i passed out so early ! it's not normal that i'm like wide awake right now o_o 
i didn't notice what time it was until light started to peek through my window :o 
guys with accents singing and flirting with girls .. #wtf #lmao 
i just got sleepy after my lunch . 3 more hours of work o.o 
i hatee when females say they something they not . o_o 
after almost 8 hours of shopping .... i think we're pretty tired . 😲 URL 
i only slept two hours because of more shopping #wtf #crying 😭 i just wanna sleep 
so ..... i think i got child mollested ? lol , but seriously omg #wtf 
black friday was a somewhat success , almost been awake for 24 hours haha time for a 😴 😲 
josi's going too fast on the freeway . pray for us :o 
my mom just told me that i should try and conform more because i come across as to other people . #wtf 
USERNAME : anlaking tanga ni areeyah . ! :o o 
these #blackfriday shoppers need a drivers ed refresher course . #crazy 
mom keeps talking about how lonely she's going to be when i leave . she's so sad . #omg #stopmakingmesad 
the ride home is somehow longer than the ride there ... #weird #hmm 
a long long long day at target for me 😵 
almost 5am and the outlets are still packed ! #crazy #blackfriday 
all the bitches at work were all , at 4:00 am . i'm like o_o i'm always up this late . 
wondering if USERNAME can even comprehend how much sleep she hasn't had lol 😵 
hopefully i don't fall asleep in the train and get robbed o.o 
umm just bought 9 pairs of shoes and only 2 were for me o_0 #blackfriday #paralleluniverse #lovemyfamnfriends 
in bed at home and done shopping 😵 😊 💕 #goodnight 
USERNAME what do you regret so bad ? your freakishly freakish out sara :o 
USERNAME lmao your slow ^-^ .. i wanna see it . post a picture of it (: & why are you saying okay got ... weirdo o.o lol :b 
another crazy black friday picture ! ! annacaitlyn #crazy #sister #blackfriday #tired #chr @ belk #297 lufkin URL 
i wish i was , i'm barely getting out of my house :o shit . 
the only thing i'm chasing is my vodka , not no boy o.o 
can't wait to see 3x more the amount of people at the gym today . o_0 
USERNAME have you seen cades new video ? like #omg amazinglyy perfect . 
880n @ industrial (ala ): :o ak arpt 12 min oakland 18 min castro vy 9 min 
as much as i try i can never sleep in #wtf 
... the hell was a bird hopping around in this station ? o.o 
i went shopping at 9 last night , got home @ 11, got no sleep , n now i'm goin shopping again -_- #wtf 
texting me in da middle of night whr i'm at o_0 ! dude we are on break right now don't have time for it ! 
tired . teman diyana shopping for 5-6 hours straight tengah tengah malam till pagi buta . 0.o i gots them panda eyes . good night ! 
wtfcis ! ! ok trying to sleep ..... right ....... right ....... now #6 :17am #wtf 
USERNAME saw ur mom last night at walmart she wanted me to tell you that you r a brat ! #random 
good news a 14k gold sideways cross necklace is a mere $600 ..... 😢 ⛪🙏 😵 💔 👎 #need #sosad #depressed #heartbroken 
the fact that USERNAME can and visited me at work made my morning ! so glad to see my bff ! she got taller #wow 
in 2 hours i've been up for 24 hours .. and i'm not even tired #wideawake 😳 😲 
i finally know what i want for christmas :o ! ☃ 
friggin foggy this morning ! 😱 🌁☁☁ #fog #omg #goin #to #work #blackfriday #geez #lol #awesom @ city of cypress URL 
i'm gonna do a long overdue ff when i wake up ... too tired to boot up my netbook right now to do it o_o . 
11pm-7am black friday hours . not the business . and i work 12-cl at olivegarden ! o_o 18 hours today ? so not normal 
good morning kpop addicts ! here is a picture of ray ! from c-clown hehe dont he look gorgeous ? ? o.o @ seoul URL 
lmfao i was so qone last saturday that my friend told me i peed infront of a church :o 
maybe i'm lost . but i don't understand the whole black friday thing . why get in the middle of that mess . saw wal marts parking lot #wow 
ok some women just retweeted a tigers tweet i did 43 days ago ... #wtf #womenprobs 
had a dream i was assembling subway sandwich platters in china… #weird 
USERNAME :o mean ! lol ! :p hey at least you cooked haha 
#thatawkwardmoment when your dog licks your eyeball . makes me gag . every time . 😲 
i think my mom and pops are getting down 😵 
typical jessica move , me falling on the buss and knocked a bunch of people over :$ #omg 
... she gotta whole bth rm in her room , but yet she wanna be in the bthrm next door to my rm , all loud nd shit ! #wtf 
idk if i can even drive home ... i am beyond tired 😵 💤 
i want to try on some fake eyelashes .. they look nice on some girls #random 
USERNAME why would i give it to yall for free when yall dont own a ps3 ? ? ? o_o what time yall coming sat ? 
finally going to bed ! black friday shopping has got the best of me ! #exhausted 😴 😲 💤💤 
9-hour shift today at toys r us 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME ha i looked you up && didnt find you :o pinkbubblez 1$ f4k3 
ok , i reallyy need to do some work today ! i barely accomplished anything yesterday o_o 
pretty sure i saw everyone and their mother from eastern in clarksville last night/this morning #weird 
just heard the song by rihanna ... the message is good but i find the beat a lil bit gloomy .... o.o 
didnt sleep all day and im not even tired #wtf is wrong with me and later im going shopping again😬 
'fuck bitches , get money' - omg if you say this i'm praying for you . #lol #wow # :d 
why the hell did i have a dream that coach bruno was tryin to kill me with a bow and arrow ? #wtf 
my bestie USERNAME thinks im gay o_o ... i think she's right :d 
USERNAME missed the sale :o do need some cross earrings in my life tho :-) 
just threw up for the first time in years . #weird 
why is my stinking profile pic sideways ? ? ? :o every single time i change it , it goes back ! ! #cutestorybro 
always have to pee every fivee minutes . think i mitee have a bladder infection . o_o 
yeahhy buddy got them breds gonna sleep then got work later today :o 
i never thought sneezing could hurt so bad ! ! #omg #nopainnogain #toughitout #nopainmeds 
nba 2k13 is only 25 dollars 😯 😏 bouta get it 
my dad talks to himself so much and it's so irritating 😲 
not looking forward to this 11 hour day today ! ! ! 😭 😩 😨 😵 
that line in walmart around 11 pm o.o i was freezing for a hour in the longg line thank you we got what we needed . 
when my baby seen the video of me mixin she said my ass was caken in my pants o_o 
USERNAME i'm at work now til 5. #foreverworking but dude you'll never guess how much is in my account now :o i almost shit myself bahah 
USERNAME hahaha ! that is amazing .. i only started to be able to tell the two of you apart like 2 years ago ! #wow 
USERNAME o.o doesnt sound good .. im great , hella tired though considering i only had 2 hours sleep . :) ) but im wide awake . 
i'm about to sleep soo good #tiredtweet 😁 😵 💤 
when you went to bed at 6and woke up at 8 :3 0 #wtf #iwannasleep 
USERNAME i loovvee that picture of him :o <3 <3 <3 
longest night of my freaking life ! 😲 💤 #crashing #zombiestatus #getalife 
so i let the windows down last nite cos i was cold & it ended up feelin like a sauna in here . p just said he was sweatin like a slave ! o.o 
i think it's wild that i could see myself with the same person .. for the rest of my life . 😯 😮 😬 😍 😘 😊 ☺ 
black friday shopped for twelve hours straight . #wtf #toold 
it's my birrffday weekend , so i'll get high if i want too ! . 👌 😵 😏 
i feel like i've been ran over by a truck . #dead 😲 
who the hell would wake up and go shopping at 4 am ? #crazy 
what did i do last night ? ? ? o.o #thanksgivinghangover but i think i'm going #blackfriday shopping ! ! ! ! #hype #soamazing 
no joke ! this potato has not been altered in any way ! what would you call it ? #thanksgiving #potato #wtf URL 
i have so many jeans that look alike just realized that o.o 
my mom has a second life .... a parole officer and works for the state . lol this two ladies had seen her their . #crazy 
daamn . people don't ask for spare change anymore . they really be asking for a whole $1.00 or $2.00 :o times are hard . lol 
turns out were going shopping .... black friday shopping o_o 
what's with all these females with guts .... when was that sexy ? ? ! ! o_o 
im hungry and tired ... can't believe i've been awake for more than 24hours :o 
i got 111 followers in 2 days .... #wtf ? ? 
i swear i'm not drinking no more ..... fuck alcohol ! ! ! ! ! 👎😷 😖 😵 
USERNAME yeah it was a transfer at jamaica that's why it i would've ended up in babylon 😵 
i really need to stop sleeping with my contacts in #ouchcharlie 😲 
had a dream that my roommate did the dishes then i woke up to be highly disappointed lol #random #thesimplethings 
there were far fewer people at the gym than usual this morning . they must be shopping instead . #blackfriday #crazy 
how in the hell do ppl fall asleep on the train ! ? seriously , how can you feel safe ! ? o.o 
i drank my coffee too fast , i have a belly ache 😲 
time to workout ! gotta get back in the grove , it's been a week ! 😦 😯 
good morning , i swear i had the weirdest dream o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME its a deal bruvv :* haha mien ne order nahi kiya tha wu cake :o aur upar se wu loog ju harkatien karrahay thay :p 
first black friday that i have off , and i rather sleep then go shopping 0_o ! something must be wrong with me ? ! ! 
#kohls #midnight #job #blackfriday #crazy #lovemyjob #pretty #smile #happy #girl #me :) @ kohl's URL 
ion know why but i like saying snappy nappy o_o lol #randomthought 
prave jsem udelala uplne libovy cupcaky je to orgac :o o 
i took a picture with a hollister model ... he touched my ass #inlove #omg #happy #woah #mylifeismade 
bring it on 13 hour work day . ugh fuck my lifee 😲 🔫🔫🔫🔫 
USERNAME yeah yeah you:** oh i just noticed my 4000th tweet was for you :o <3 3 
you guys , i'm still layin in bed sick .. #whatislife 😲 😰 
0_o rt USERNAME if USERNAME would wake up we would be #skyzone bound . right USERNAME 
ugh fuck this time around for work ! i just wanna sleep 😭 😲 
come one come all , school 9am+9pm today , after you shop , you'll need a pedi . :o ) 
and 10 hours later , my black friday shift is complete . o_o 
why must USERNAME always tweet my about pills that can make me lose weight ? #wtf bro 
when i'm mentioning somebody then y'all bitches on my tl be like killing me slowly mann ✋ 😲 🔫😫 😒 
i bye a t . v . for my room last night . i wake up this morning to my sister whineing because she wants one now . #wow i should have known 
i hate it when i put my toast down b4 i even have my tea started . :o / #oldgirlproblems 
went up to a gal wearing a gd shirt , said i loved them , asked what her fave song was . she said #wtf 
eww black friday . i'm dreading just meeting my family for lunch ! ! ! #hermit #crowdsmakemeanxious 😱 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME ahahaa its funny cuz so is sam :o 
i'm not really sure how i should respond when i see some llamas in someone's front yard . #arizona #is #kindof #weird 
my son just asked if someone will if he takes his #money out for #blackfriday . #becarefuloutthere #shopping #wow #thatsmyboy 
jesus christ why are my legs so sore ? ! ? ! #wtf #ouch 
the last thing i want to do is shop on #blackfriday . i'd rather pay full price than deal with the crowds , lines , and parking . #crazy 
so i was like 8 and this 18 nigga ask to use my phone so i let him use and he was like i'm looking like --> 0.o nigga what ? 
USERNAME in ny . city , bloomberg banned giving food to homeless . guess that's govts . job . can't give hungry ppl unhealthy meal . #wtf ? 
USERNAME wait . whaat ? o_o *rushes to the internet gaming sites .* 
USERNAME wow , matt . you got really wrinkly . 0.o 
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so . tired . and i have to babysit now after black friday shopping . fml . 😵 🔫 
what if there was a ridiculous sale on food on black friday ? ! 😮 i'm talking full course meals; you get hungry after shopping ! #heaven 😇 
USERNAME hehe i know ^_^ i had a dream about you :o 
apparently when they told me to wear a sweatshirt and jeans for shopping they lied . #wtf why do my sisters always have to dress nice . 😠 
go to sleep at 3 am . wake up at 6. on my way back to fresno ! #sleepy 0_o 
gotta get some starbucks or i'll be deadd . 😲 
they thought jordan wieber was kidnapped but she was sleeping #omg #lol 
i really don't wanna get outta bed ....... besides who wants to go to town on #blackfriday ! ? ? o_o 
my grandmas uses her dishwasher for more storage .. can you say hoarder ? #weird #crazygrandma 
people been callin my phone since 5 :o o this morning ! 
USERNAME :o he dropped it ? i shall download it 
i don't ever play music out loud , but somehow i manage to blow my speaker on my iphone . #wtf 
USERNAME is it wise to . tweet the email ? 0_o 
rabies shot on living social ... what a deal ! lol #blackfriday #weird URL 
i can't believe i didn't spend a dime on black friday . 😲 👍 
this holiday has me all messed up . thought it was sunday when i woke up .... now i have to make friday night plans . 😮 
willows 6th grade field trip is a sleepover seaworld how unfair #wtf 
fuck a black friday id rather drink 😁 😵 😏 
someone save me ! my dad's making watch a chinese history film .... 😵 🔫 #seriously #saveme #teacherskidprobs 
seriously . i ask for one thing for christmas and you say no but you've spent over $200 on my seriously . i asked for an $80 thing #wtf 
doing all i can for somebody and they don't give me shit in return . #wow #fuckit #itsyourturn 
in the mists of all black friday commotion , my family decides to go to the movies ... at 10 ... early bird special ? #crazy #loserfam 
cant believe im still up n shopping . #wow #delusional 
its almost 20 am and my followers still horny 0_o 
two more weeks and then i'm temporarily free from school 😵 
if i didn't have coffee i would've been dead 😲 😴 
it's so cold at town & country . #omg #gunnadie 
got 3 hours of sleep . and i'm going back out to shop later #crazy 
o.o so wat USERNAME my stomach lowkey hurt soo ... lol” 
i had a scary ass dream & weird af . i woke up and was just like wuut o.o 
uhm why was USERNAME in my dream ? ? ? #weird #funny 
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didn't go to sleep til almost 4 and my body wouldn't let me sleep in past 9 #wtf 
let me get this straight: israel didn't wanna negotiate until ppl were killed in tel aviv . then: . now theyre like lol jk ... #wtf 
so they now sell legit sex toys at spencer's ? #wtf 
USERNAME there's no sale in your area ? :o order online on monday ! sale xd 
i'm bored at my moms house everyone is asleep ! ! including sean that over at the house he would be awake o.0 
wish my baby was here i'd be down for a trip to the chi 😮 
my dog really needs to get back from her walk because i'm bored and lonely #wtf #howdareshe #selfish 
why i wake up with lacy standing on my neck tho ? o_o 
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USERNAME yeah and he took all my skittles tuesday ! #merp #wheretheydothatat ? ! o.o 
USERNAME eww dolls . your truly obsessed with them :o 
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did i really just get a good morning text from someone 😯 
USERNAME we just tweeted eachother at the same time #weird you were in one of my dreams too lol 
USERNAME i left my heater on i'm dying ! ! ! ! ! ! 😲 
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USERNAME i had a dream i got a private chat inv from o_o USERNAME 
ready to finish xmas shopping so i can relax #random 
might goo too ruee , don't know yet ! or rainbow ? o_o 
good morning , USERNAME ! no , i work for cricket wireless , near macy's & they just have me a lot of them :o 
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and i'm laughing bc this guy got punished and is raking leaves ... and another guy was supervising #omg URL 
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i don't wanna go back to diola ! ! ! ! 😬 😵 😬 
mama shopping n ask me did i want dat iphone .... o_o dat bullshit ! ! ! ! 
my mom and sister went everywhere shopping without me , and i guess i wouldnt wake up #wtf 
the girls in victoria secret were complete mad men today #crazy #barelydeals 
USERNAME of course . but you look ..... younger in your new pic .. 0_o 
USERNAME did we really just shop from 6 lastnight until 9 this morning 😲 
today is the friendaversary of sam and i , we been friends for six years . #crazy 
went to bed at 6 :3 0 but yet im awake o.0 
should visit USERNAME while i’m at the avenue…but she works at hollister 😲 😷 
so ... just because i cant roll a blunt , im not the wifey type ? 0_o tf ? 
waited in line for 3 hours last night to get what i wanted , probably never doing that again ! #blackfriday #crazy now it's gym time 😄 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces . 
of course the 1 airline not flying where i wanna go has black friday deals #wtf #notfair 
i wonder if cars go on sale on black friday o.o 
i'm not suppose to be having feelings for females #wtf 
haha why am i even awake right now 😲 🔫 
... remind me again why i'm here at york an hour early :o ... #wth 
i'm going fucking crazy i can't find this shit ughh 😵 😲 😬👊💢🔫💣🚬 
USERNAME what all did you buy for $850 ? ? unless it can't even fit in a tweet :p #wow #moneybags 
went to bed at 6 last night . just waking up now . 😯 
#random from yesterday ! ! ! @ presidential debate URL 
USERNAME how youu gone curl it ? i'll just tell my auntiee too curl it o_o 
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came to my car last night and found a note that said text me maybe and a number #wtf 
you can overdose on water if you drink more than 15 liters in one day #wow #justreadthat #crazyshit 
USERNAME then on 5 golden rings we about crash ! ! ! ! wow that was scary 🚑👎 😵 
* looks outside * it was raining ? ? ? o_o 
my ex downgraded to a fat ugly chick & then got really fat 😳 😳 😳 #omg #whywasiinlovewithyou #wtfwasithinking #brb #gonnagokms 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 
i don't feel special at all ... not once did i receive any goodmorning texts 😔 😁😬 😲 awwe shit #suckstosuck 
did i just see a commercial with tom brady advertising men's uggs ? ? ? ? #wow 
wahh i don't want to go to work signing up for 40 hrs this break was not my brightest idea 😯 🔫 
that moment when u parent(s) know alot more than you tell them :o ! 
my lip has been swollen for 2 days now #wtf ? 
why am i working on #blackfriday o.o at chuck e . cheese -_- 
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USERNAME are you some descendant of ahalyabai holkar or something ? jibhela haad naslyasarkha boltes . downright and brusque . scary :-o 
my mom why shopping for black friday w/out me for the first time :o 
#instacollage arrogant a$$ pic 😲 😆 😁 @ da crib ! ☑ URL 
#random ppl only say shii to you on the internet cuz they know black ppl haven't found a way to jump thru the screen 
my dad just asked me what i want for christmas o.o .... soo he better get me it ! . 
the sister in law broke her knee :o ohmygawdd in high heels hella drunk smh ! ! 
black friday shopping , 0_o (@ franklin mills mall) URL 
USERNAME in the middle of no where . 😯 😲 🔫 URL 
just now getting home 4rm last night 😴 😲 😑 😦 
USERNAME when did my mouth get so big ! 😐 😵 😏 😶 😇😇😇😇😇ha 
my niece said o.o obama i like obama girl u 4 what u talkin bout lol 
USERNAME woohoo but doesn't that mean id still have to get out from the covers to come & get it ? lol well ok you'd be worth it ! :o ) 
$6.50 to go through a toll out of the city ? that's robbery #wtf 
& they sitting behind me talking in chinese :o <3 
my mom has to enroll me back into glasgow since i missed to many days , wtf . when did i ever get kicked out ? 😮 😳 
USERNAME :o :o :o :o :o :o youre terrible . 
USERNAME shawarma ! but you already tweeted that anti shout out :o punk . lol . 
juz got up had a long nite in walmart frfr so many people fat folks fight ova stuff lil childer n kickin u in the leg 4 toys #crazy 
just woke up and my parents are still up drinking ! #wtf #drunkasses 😡 💢👊 
whenever i wake up dora's always on& i always fall asleep to disney channel ... #wtf #creepybitch 
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USERNAME 0_o re read my tweet and if you still don't know then ill tell you 
seen #oomf mom , aunts and basically her family today at macy's . #weird 
USERNAME but danger to be running on like no sleep at all :o 
i'm so in awe of everything black friday related #crazy 
i've received more texts and calls from my ex boyfriends in the past 2 days than i did when we were actually dating 😯 whaddafuck 
twitterlands ! .... no black friday for me . woke up sickest yet . mom keeps looking at me like i'm dying . o_o 
im still type tired . fuck , wrong w . my eyes tho < o_o 
wow ! whitney houstons daughther is engaged to her adopted brother #wtf USERNAME 
inana bilmirem ki , bundan bir ay evvel deye ağlamışam . o.o no homesick anymore :] 
nigga you posted a pic of the breds not the foams o.0 tf rt USERNAME USERNAME told yo black ass i was getting the pink foams 
while in saks USERNAME spoke of tj max #shocked 😲 
USERNAME o.o that's so horrible ! i woulda killed someone hahaha 
i should not be awake ! ! #wtf #readytogo #notcool 
got me some riding boots , but ion got nothing to ride 0_o 
USERNAME #nf ! ,, what about a follow back ? (8 :-o ) 
first black friday off ever ! and i am staying in y'all can have fun #fashionista #notworththefight #crazy 
so we just paid $3.00 to leave florida . #lmao #wtf 😂 
flight booked from seattle to vegas . guess i'm officially moving now . #weird 
USERNAME what's that app you used for your pictures in your avi ? 😮 
USERNAME no boo boo that's all you haha 8===d~~ 😮 
my dad can drink and still wake up at 8 a . m ___ o.o 
black friday is dead at the montebello mall . 😵 if my work wasn't taking forever on getting my paycheck to me id do work here 💳 
been up for over 24 hours ...... 😳 😵 😴 
i don't know how i managed to shop when i've been working since 6 :3 0 ... 9 :3 0 hurry up ! ! ! 😲 
i forgot the sales are od on black friday 0_o 
a racist ugly stupid virginian cop just pulled me over . he smelled like 💩💩💩. 😵 😭 
digging in the backyar d; what if we find treasure :o lolz #beingsilly 
USERNAME some dreams can be strips of the future ... o.o 
USERNAME duude i saw the abercrombie one at the mall i went to 😍 he said hi to me 😵 #shirtlesshottie 
USERNAME no you like dick in ya mouth 8===d~ 😮 
quick nap then shopping with gerilynne and USERNAME againn . #blackfridayshopping #crazy 
USERNAME he's playing games with israel .. would i believe that he's with israel , hell n o.o bama talks to morsi sometimes 3 times a day .. 
i think i'm still full from all that food from yesterday 0_o 
i hate when u wake up n feel like crap when ya didn't even go out last night . #wtf my back feels like i got hit by a bus n my throat hurts 😔 
my dad won 3000$ on a lottery ticket :o . omg lol 
just got free red bull from a red bull car in the parking lot #umwhat ? #crazy @ best buy URL 
USERNAME mutherfucka you called me a bitch ! ! ! ! #wtf ? 
USERNAME lol i might be a freak but i don't eat no blue waffle lmfao o_o 
i don't know what the hell i'm doing with my arm o.o shower flow though ~ URL 
my poor boyfriend is working at walmart through all this #blackfriday madness ! #crazy #mrtom #blackfridayprobz 
your minee ! not hers ! your my baee ! not herss ! i lovee youu ! not her ! im in the bed with you everynight ! not her ! #random 
if youu got a boy/girlfriend thatt youu soo call love why tf youu soo worriedd boutt otha niggahss or niggahs youu use too fuckk w/ ? o.o 
changed my avii , might change it back ! idk yet . . o_o 
USERNAME lol yeah i got a booty now aha . no im not ! :o 
didn't know things could get that crazy at a mall #blackfriday #crazy #shoppers #legit 
today feels more like a monday rather than a friday ..... 😯 
boot shopping with mum on this lovely black friday .. 😵 shoot me , it's going to be hectic .. 
i want some turkey , but for some reason .. we didn't fucking bring any home ? ! #wtf 
USERNAME right ! and its even weirder if they dont even follow you o.o 
babe hate the voices of kellin quinn , jonny craig and tyler carter’s . says they have girl voices . 0_o 
carly rae jepsen is 27. adele is 24. wuutt . 😳 😯 😐 
omg the harbor beach boys are lookinn good on tv rn ;) #omg #athleteturnon 
and the weed purple like a black girls pussy 😲 😟 
crazy that im a few miles away from mexico :o 
they should have a brown friday or white friday . #random thought #notfair 
USERNAME o.o well tell ure job they need to get there site back up asap ! lol why is the sale only lasting till noon ? 
how is you dykin but yet you had a baby o.o females confuse the shit out of me 
nothing more giddy than the cute white boy ringing up my blk panties at the register .... hehehe o_0 
disgusting ! 😵 #shambles #doa video: black friday 2012: fight in walmart over bargain smartphones via USERNAME URL 
its not even as busy as i tought it would be today o.o ! ! USERNAME 
oh yeah and to make it all better i didn't even find the boots i wanted . 😮 😮 😮 😮 
how come i never have my headphones on me whenever i'm in the car with my parents .. ? #wtf 
my mom weighed 103 lbs the day she married my dad . i weighed 103 lbs in the 6th grade . #wtf 
black friday might be the death of me ... 😲 😣 😵 😬 
a lady just offered me her daughter's phone number to place said lady closer to the front of the line for a galaxy s3. #wtf 
if i had a shift to 6pm -4am .. i would diee 😬 😲 
two days hungover ➕ black friday shopping . #ifeeldead 😳 😵 😑 
havent talked to USERNAME in like 4 dayss #omg #missher 
( 0.o you moving like swiper in dora ! lol 
mentally preparing myself for this 12hr shift & these crazy fucks that are shopping . gotta get through today & tomorrow . #blackfriday #crazy 
USERNAME yeah when trapped in the closet comes back on the 24th ! :o 
oh my gosh . online sale till midnight ? ! ? ! ? :o dad wheres your card ? 
my sister picks her nose then wipes boogers on the back of the couch . #wtf this is why we can't have nice things . #killme 
only slept 4 hrs and woke up now i can't go back to sleep . 0_o 
craziest dream with the craziest people in it #overthinking #random 
seriously ... i was up until 5am talking to that guy i met at the plaza ... and i woke up at 8 :3 0. #wtf ? 
so idk about going out tonight anymore my sleep is fucked up 😴 😵 
i saw way to many people in the mall than i wanted to 😲 
USERNAME i thought pretty girls like you would be at every mall today shopping o.o 
i was shopping til 7 a . m . o_0 
my ex has razor bumps on tha bk of his neck he was almost cute until i seen that shit 😳 😲 😣 
i gotta rest up for 2marrow lawd ima fucking die & drown 😵 💀 
waking up to 10 missed calls from your ex o.o 
i always double the day after thanksgiving #why #wtf #stupid -___- 
i don't wanna go back to work ! ! ! ! 😵 
USERNAME we don't have a trunk .___. && nah 0.o 
#early #morning #practice . #basketball #grind #work #wakeup #sky #nofilter #wow # @ wylie groves high school URL 
i couldn't find no size 7s 😭 😞 😔 😓 😥 😰 😲 😱 
finally home and to sleep i go 😲 💤✌ #dumbtiredsmh 
black friday has truely gotten the best of us USERNAME 😐 🔫 😲 
i know my eye type :d facial guy was like :o girl yo' eyes are so big .. they are doe-eyed :d #bigeyesunite 
the awkward fuckiing moment when you see your ex at the mall o.o ! 
we need to change our numbers so dbs can stop calling #wtf 
ohh lord my client has to go to the hospital for tests , & her husband is driving us ! ! lets just say im shiting bricks ! ! ! hes 85 yrs old o.o 
is it weird that gladys and i woke up at the exact time to go tinkle this morning ? :o 
freshman year of high school i saw twilight in theaters .. and now , freshman year in college , it's all coming to an end . #weird #ending 
former pot shop owner arrested on drug charges ? no way ! o_o 
i wonder how my life would be if i was famous ? :o 
seriously had the cutest dream ever last night #omg #cometrue 
USERNAME :o wtf ... where alans ass at ? ? 
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soo , this worrisome , weirdo got my number off of facebook & called me talking about i look 22 & he wanted me . 0_o 
i seriously question as if to where i will be at in a year . :o 
USERNAME umm .. i hope not ? o.o lol its that i havent seen you for a min ! cool ass ! 
woke up to my cousin singing in the breathing machine o.o 
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eating at pizza l'oven and USERNAME isn't even working .... #wtf 
k wtf where is my family ? ! lol like nobody is here .... 😯 
USERNAME me and measha call ourselves goin out last night for the doorbusters 0.o that lasted about 30 min 
just saw a barking cow . no but really ... #scared #weird #burnsville 
my cousin is blasting the heat in the car right now 😲 
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so ppl dwn in nap are becoming reckless , smebdy stole my mommas damn liscense plate smh , my 2nd damn incident since i bn home #wtf 
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leg day massacre + my nephew forcing me to go in and out of play tents = 😲 😵 😂 😓 
my parents went black friday shopping w/o me ? ! o.o 
shop till you drop is now in effect ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME omgeez ! ! ! ! :o even hardcovers ? ! ! ! lol 
i don't want to go to work today , i just want to hang out with my family . #wtf 
i haven't slept and i'm not even sleepy . #wow 
#random i hate when ppl be so called fuckd up & don't no how to act ..... 
we have to go back , kate . we have to go back ! URL #lost #wtf 
i work retail on black friday :o come visit me ! ! ! 
sometimes your own joke will got you "laughing too hard ! 0.o i'm crazy ... lol 
how you gonna hmu for the first time ever then ask me that ? tf ? o.o 
just fell backwards out of a chair .. oh the joys of being clumsy . #justkidding #clumsyprobs #wtf 
bez jaj , ale wolę zrobić sobie matmę na przyszły tydzień, niż czytać te wasze kłótnie na tt o.o 
USERNAME that's if buhach accepts lol >.< i wear gochie and victoria secret thongs at the same damn time :o 
where customer get the habit of spitting on people at customer service ! 0.o smh lol 
when you meet a group of new people and two hours later they all find you on facebook ... 0.o 
it feels nice outside and ill be inside slaving around a concession stand for a paycheck . :o 
USERNAME & i are 4 months pregnant today . #crazy #preptime 
fuck why can't i fall back asleep zombie mode 😑 😵 😈💀😴😴😴 
how is it that the va hospital is way better than a regular hospital o.o 
, do uggs look ugly on big feet ? o.o 
people are still coming to menards consistently . #wtf #gohome 
oh my gosh . i just realized i slept with my socks on last night . :o haha 
USERNAME yeah ! we have to go on a mission to find it first :o 
been awake for 26 hours now i don't even feel tired .. #weird 
i seriously had the most messed up dream last night . #omg #scary 
USERNAME that's what airboxs said :o and well go fast ~.~ 
is the wanted an one direction actually have twitter fights #omg #ridiculous 
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USERNAME , i forgot what size you said jr wears 0.o 
:o today is gunna be poppin no matter wht ! * ❤ 
crazy how she tweeting bout the same thing im watchin tho #weird #scary lol 
someone save me today ughh 😬 😵 😑 😑 😑 😁 
prior to total drunkness #family #lovethem #familyovereverything #crazy #thanksgiving USERNAME @ surprise , az URL 
its friday o.o ❤ and ima be in passaic :o you know my ass is gunna have a goodd night ;] 
USERNAME just go buy a wig ! on put it on 0.o dwl 
my cuz and i were up untill 5am not shopping just hanging out while our parents are attepting to shop lol :) #blackfriday #crazy 
i don't wanna get out of bed .... #lazyprobs 😲 😴 
just a little rusty on driving . no big deal or anything ... 😲 #omg 
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USERNAME i did , but your lipss aree soo smaall . o_o 
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USERNAME course .. i told my fans not to do that ... great .. :o 
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workin retail #blackfriday was fun as hell ! ! #crazy #customers ... back at it again soon hate to see what the store looks like now 😳 😉 😃 💰💸 
USERNAME lol . was it that bad ? well at least you didnt get so trashed ya didnt remember what happend . i still dont . it was 15yrs ago . :o 
USERNAME lol yumm i wanna be all over you o.o 
why is my tummy growling and i just ate o.o 
this colouring book has a beached whale for some reason . #weird #prod URL 
he really called me his 'white ghetto lady' o.o um 
#theunwanted is trending ! are you kidding me ! calm down fellow directioners o.o 
a bunch of hentai blogs started following me on tumblr o.o 
#oomf look like magic johnson in da face . not cute ! ! ion wanna start thinkin dat nigga got hiv too 0_o 
i bought heels last night . what is wrong with me . i'm beginning to care . :o 
USERNAME well i'm up and going lord have mercy on my soul and a full day ahead 😳 😵 
working on all my earth science for swiss . i needa quit slacking it or else i ain't gunna pass . :o 
i knew i should've payed attention to mrs murray last year .. idfk how to do a resume and cover letter 😲 
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so u guess my hobos a hobby . #wtf #sweet 
i think you guys shouldn't say all this shit threw tweets just dm it or whenever you see eachother say all daat shit face to face o.o 
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i would think since its black friday , everything was less expensive . but it wasn't . 😮 
that two hour nap doesn't seem to be enough . i feel hungover . 😵 
my food and wine-over is killing me ... 7 more hours at work 😲 🔫 
hating everything about being back at reebok ! #blackfriday #retail #crazy @ reebok outlet URL 
she popped a molly 💊 now she acting a fool ⚠😬 😲 
wtff my dog is sleeping and barking mm i dont think thats normal o.o 
i've been at this for 12 hours already . what's another 10 yet ? o_o #blackfriday 
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i went to bed at 4 am and i am still tired but my internal clock won't let me sleep passed 8 :3 0 😵 😩🕢 
is USERNAME really at the cheeryvale mall in rockford , illinois . ? ! :o 
so there was an earthquake in camden county last night o_o 
the fact that USERNAME won't text me but us texting the person right by me ! #wow 
USERNAME no , we'll i don't think we do 0.o we have a truck .__. 
showering with now having no hair is so strange #weird 
trukfit 🚚was like 27 or 28 normal price is 32 that ain't no damn sale 😮 
it's jacked up when people describe their perfect girl and your like i dont look like that so i guess your out of my league . ? #wtf 
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USERNAME girl suppose to be doing this essay lost focus . o_o 
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lady told me she needed to fill up 3 tubes full of blood . #wtf #hellno 
... why do i want to buy a big tv with my paycheck ... o.o 
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the wanted ...... woow ! they're not even all that . o.o what's there to argue about . 
haha you've definitely said that to me before . #weird 
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if i see my brother on my tl again o.o lol 
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USERNAME what in the sam damn hill are you talking about ? #crazy 
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i have like 3 songs stick in my head at once 😮 
i went to sleep at 8 am and woke up now . #wtf #onlyfourshours ? 
USERNAME 2007 pats scored 411 points through week 11, 2012 pats scored 407 points through week 11 #wow 
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3 thanksgivings yesterday and thanksgiving at work today . my stomachs gonna explode . 😩 😲 
😯 i'm in florida ! i got you next time ! 😄 
wait .. the last episode of icarly comes on tonight :o ? ! :'( lol #dontjudge 
so i had to fix my uncles truck instead of going to the beach and it ain't fixed #wtf 
just drive by a house with a dead deer hanging from a tree in the front yard #omg #wtf 
my grandma just told me lipstick usually has fish scales in it #wtf #grossedout i wear that stuff everyday =| 
لا يُثار من المحارم إلا المجنون المريض النفسي، أجل تبغون امي واخواتي يلبسون عباية وهم جالسين معانا o_o 
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USERNAME i used to despise it ... now it's delicious :o 
black friday goodies all day long . woot woot . #omg #blackfriday 
USERNAME you let your cat drink out of a germy pool ? ! ? ! :o 
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just said to my roommate , the next song was higher love . #mindblown #wtf 
how would i dance to my favorite song if music did not exist ? o_0 
i really do not want to get out of bed and go to practice today #nomotivation #wtf 
bae come out the bathroom talking bout , o.o lol 
pretty sure my ass is what gained my two dinners yesterday ... o_o 
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i did not wake up this morning feeling like pdiddy .. 😵 
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USERNAME it .. but .. i .. it .. whaa . :o 
this allergic reaction was not how i wanted my day to go . #wtf #swelledup 
i cannot believe no one can help bring our couch downstairs , not even our management and the delivery guys #wtf 
mustang sally is one of my favorite cover songs to play #random 
USERNAME remember when you had twitter before all of your friends because you came to my college and everyone made you get one #random 
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i gotta scrimmage tomorrow & i'm trying to fit some shopping time in . #crazy 
whoever invented black friday is a fucking moron ! ! 😵 💥🔫 okay , i'm done now . 
i think black hippy better than g . o.o . d music tho , just my opinion 
oh shit good to know my neighbors have had a full view of the goods for about 9 years now .... #treesdidnotcomethrough #wow 
picking up sticks ... only my mom thinks of this shit #wtf #really 
i got a lot of work due next week , to bad i haven't started it yet 😲 #thiswillsuck 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME im gettin #whiteboywasted today . lets get #weird 
USERNAME how many weeks until it comes ? :o get her an ipod the new one or the old & engrave it with something special to her & you :) 
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i wonder what the girls bathroom look like o_o nbs 
ish gets real when it cums to the last rice crispy treat o.o ... 
USERNAME lol cuz , we never talked ! maybe im bad girlfriend . o.o 
let's turn phone off because its too dry today ! ! 😁😬 😲 👌👌 
when i find my first love haha i feel like the feeling of loving someone is weird or crazy 0.o 
brighton park aight no joke; i fight for my life daily :o haa #hoodsofchicago 
:-o i put on a pound ! isn't that always the result after thanksgiving ? ;) have a great black friday friends . 
this so messed up smh ! ! ! :o URL 
if only you could go to the club in sweats , the twerking one would see 😮 😮 
USERNAME ailyn said the same thing , isn't it far :o 
in the state of texas after 6 months of dating you are considerd married o.o 
my head hurts badd . what if i got brain cancer or something ? o.o ;/ 
idk why everyone has an obsession over cats all of a sudden #weird 
my mom is making my ex's lasagna recipe . -__- lol #wtf fuck my ex 
took a risk today . used apple maps to get around the houses we were looking at . was impressed . :o 
USERNAME you were so in my dream last night ! #weird bahah 
its noon and it feels like 8 .. #tired #weird 
just saw the price for a galaxy s3. i'm going to got have a heart attack now . :o 
apple phillies are the blunts for today ! 🔥💨 😵 
wait idk u just saw a man walking through a hospital parking lot swinging a katana like a lightsaber ! o.o 
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USERNAME also considering i bawled my eyes out at the cailin scene in da :o , not sure i could handle a game lol 
wake &bake session w the familia USERNAME USERNAME &brittney💭 😲 
1. some girl tried to take my deer stand . 2. i was in one of my high school classes & we were shooting each other with bb guns ... #weird 
note to self-never go shopping in new york on black friday . 😵 🔫 
USERNAME yup :o alwayzz afraid id get stuck again .. okie 
mom it's november we are not driving top down #butreally #crazy 
USERNAME :o o so do u only get presents 4 ur birthday ? ? ? 
USERNAME USERNAME ohh myy that was lil too far ctfu what if they get married bro we'll be related& ill see yr holidays n shit #weird 
in legit tears ... i cant beleive blain went back to dalton #wtf #glee 
:d dinner is done before 2 :o i'm so good 
USERNAME ohyeah ? ! you look like a rat o.o lmfaoo . 
USERNAME since i’ve moved to the states my voice consumption has grown about 600% ! o_o 
kianas sneaky plan was to go to walgreens & steal nailpolish .. o.o 
#followme1d i'm f . o.o . d . fan of one direction 
you have to be fuckin' kiddin' me ! #letsberealnow #wow 
i even bought make up . cosmetics . #wtf #feelingfemme 
i had a dream i killed a patient ... with an axe ! ? ! ? #nurselife #wtf #wtfbrain 
USERNAME o.o im finna report yo whole twitter account lhh thats nasty 
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i only came to buy converse and i'm probably gonna end up spending all my money :o 
USERNAME no ! but they look devine & both are my fav to eat ! just bring them to me please ? ? ? u tease .. #omg ! ! 
watching USERNAME ohio bobcat football team take on kent state in minnesota #random . 
that was the 2nd dead coyote on the side of the highway . #weird . 
when my dad gets an unjust ticket , he just calls the sheriff . o_o #wellconnected #fb 
USERNAME o_0 you don't . ? well then , moneyy &" pussy ( i guess ) 
just fell down two flights of stairs and somehow it fixed my neck problem #wtf #imokaywiththat 
there's a lady at #target and she is dressed like a #cow #blackfriday #crazy #people @ target URL 
USERNAME lhh i can't read sorry lhh im drove asf . o.o welp ctfu 
USERNAME oh goodness , mom was in the shower 😮 
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USERNAME like , if someone said they'll kill someone and actually do it . :o 
i'm still pissed i didn't get black ops at walmart last night because they decided to open everything at 7:15 instead of 8. #wtf #blackfriday 
in dc a tall thin black guy walks by , my dad says .. oh o.o 
USERNAME i know and they always complain about him ! ! #wtf 
it's the year 2012 and were still wiping our bums with paper #wtf #someonesgottachangethat 
i'm starting to think the refs lost their flags .. where are the calls ? ! ? ! ? ! #wtf #nebvsia 
0_o really ? you think so ? i dont be feeling that way , all this attention makes me feel ugly sometimes , shrugs . #dontknowwhy 
waxx on , waxx off ... today gonna be a g . o.o . d day . t . g . i . g . f (@ 95th street car wash) URL 
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my dad just asked me if booty meant ass #wtf 
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my little cousin took me to the bathroom and stood outside the door until i was done o.o 
black friday shopping with USERNAME USERNAME and USERNAME was so much fun ! #crazy 😃 
he's been in my dreams every single night since wednesday . #wtf #why #annoyed 
i'm about to get all emojinal 😶 😯 😐 😬 😄 😂 
i wish i got paid this week ! 😁 #ineedclothes #brokebitchprobz #wtf 
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its not that easy i cant just pick one . but you say i have to pick one :o well in that case idk . what do i do . ? ? 
USERNAME i'm trying not to ! it's just happening 😲 
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my nanny said she was going too sell me for $10 0_o 
shows dad new camera; he seems disappointed in me . #wtf 
not hollister tried to get me to model infront of there store when they seen i got them birds on me #crazy 
my little brother listens to childish gambino ! :o swag ! 
i have to go to canada instead of turkey for winter break cause my sister took to long to order the tickets #fu #wtf 
miki has only had one contact in one eye for months now #wtf hahahaha 
USERNAME that's not bueno and say what why so far ? ? ? :o 
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USERNAME i'm stuck in florida with her & it's a 9 hour drive tomorrow 😵 🔫 
i feel tipsy o.o maybe i just need to lay down for a bit .. #dentist 
14.5 hours done out of a 22 hour shift #dead 😲 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME so i want to send you something that i think you can appreciate but i don't want you to take me the wrong way o_o 
so i wake up ........ no one is home ...... i call them ..... their shopping ...... im like wtf :o 
why is this youngin tryin to get with me ? ? #confused o_o 
bitches be throwin it back too hard and i be like 😯 
USERNAME what in the world are you talking about o.o ? 
my grandma just called me a bitter single girl . #wtf #sadlife 
i feel tipsy o.o mabye i just need to lay down for a bit .. #dentist 
i toll him i love u nd . he didnt say it . back . :o 
soo tired ! ! ! going back to bed ! 😵 
USERNAME i can't believe ma nigga buck fuckin bottles is a young fuckin millionaire smh #wow 
if i was to tell someone about my night they'd think i was nuts 😵 
watching w/ USERNAME thankful that i have never been in such an extreme situation . #crazy #truestory 
gotta love people who only think about themselves ... #wow 
you would think i didn't hear about the shit you do ... #crazy 
it's weird to think that we talked to three and a half months and now i feel like it meant nothing to you ... #weird . 
when you are on a break , time goes by so fast , it's already friday #wtf #slowthefuckdown 
how can you give someone something and their not big on celebrations ? ? ? i'm confused . o_o 
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watching w/ USERNAME thankful that i have never been in such an extreme situation . #crazy #truestory 
my ex drew just let himself go man i wonder if we would've stay together would he look like dat #random 
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wake up to do some important stuff online and of course my fios isn’t working o.o now they can’t come till after 12… 
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this baby kick me one more time ima throw her out the window o_o 
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lmao you're so dumb ! i can't take it 😂 😄 😊 #dying . #stupid #wow #seriously ? 
#akwardmomentofheday : when your managers diet plan makes her feel like shes on cocaine . o.o lol #notthatshesbeenonit 
and theres no more leftover who the hell even ate them #wtf #pissed 
when they give up yhu want them back but they don't want yo ass .. now yhu looking dumb o.o 
why are all these people i never talk to texting me today ? ! #weird 
if nothing lasts forever can i be your nothing ? (: #omg #bahahahah 
i mean if doomsday happens why the hell would you even wanna live ? #stupid #crazy 
i'm sorry but i gotta move on . feel me ? you've been slacking i don't wait for people . o.o 
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an last week every day i had off i got called in .. o.o 
USERNAME :o ! if it really is , he should mention this in the next elxn ;) the answer is in french bc the show is french . he apologized . 
nd once again , what the fuck did i just watch ? o.o 
i wish i could keep sleeping forever .... but you know -with dreams . i don't wanna die o_0 
USERNAME ليه اللي راح ذا كله تمثيل o_o ! ! 
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since my brothers got their own xbox and their own games they don't show me attention anymore 😓 😢 😲 😑 
black friday and no drive thru line o.o (@ burger king) URL 
the moment when your brother gets in a fight at meijers parking lot :o 
niggas so lame ... how the fuk yu protect ur tweets but dnt protect ur dik ? 4+ baby mommas o_o oh okay ... 
just woke up from a dream about #oomf on my current tl ... o_o 
lol at my last retweet o_o they told me goodmorning tho x) 
i completely forgot i have a ipod nano :o time to put some music in it . 
omg ! my friend's mom is on masterchef philippines ! :o hope she gets in ! she made me a bday cake before :) ) 
how cn u be a nice person bt do evil shit to the one u claim to love ? hmm o_o 
living on the wild side…. going to the mall on black friday with two middle schoolers ! #stumin #crazy 
USERNAME :o they told me i was 4'11 like a month agoo . like yur ! 
time at home flies by even faster than time at school #crazy 
working at 11pm on thanksgiving is bad enough but shoplifters , gang fights , and threats of mall shooters make me a little edgy ! #crazy 
USERNAME 😯 i have watched every episode so many times haha it's my show ! been following through ever since it came out :) ) 
my ila professor tells me i have a very good thesis before i write my paper , then he gives me a bad grade because it wasn't strong ? ! #wtf 
he said your to young its 18 and up ... umm what about me going with your son ? did u just look past that ? o_0 
USERNAME from now on .. i'm staying out of it . lmao . #wow 
never thought i could buy this much clothes :o <3 
my waitress at this restaurant just ordered my food on a tab(ipad thing) .. what has this world come to ? ! #crazy 
when family tries to follow me on twitter and i'm like 😵 😰 😶 ❌ 
did i mention i got a projector in my room now :) #crazy 
second day in a row i've chosen starbucks over dunkin #weird 
lolwut i just my grandpa walk in the door . where the heck did he come from o.o 
USERNAME awe you ate and you didn't invite me :o 
اقووول فى تويته اللى هيعملى فيفورت هعمله بلوك لقيت الفيفوريت بتزيد >> ده العيب منى ولا غباء من الاخرين ! ! o.o 
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USERNAME has said she's signing every calendar & also they ship worldwide , yet people continue to ask her ? #wow 
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watching this with a 6 year old hahaha #wtf #thisisveryinappropriate 
my momma just came in my room . took a seat on my bed , grabbed my remote & turnd my tv ........ alright then ! o.o 
4 hours down .. at least a solid 9 to go .. wow someone shoot me .. 😵 🔫 
christmas shopping for deavin is tough , what do you get a kid who already has every thing ? #spoiledkidprobz 😯 😬 
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had a great day but its only 2 0_o #theboys #team #family 
clairton has won 60 in a row #wow #beast #wpialchamps 
6 :o o need to hurry up cause i miss tamera ! 
USERNAME omg drank a whole bottle of wine and more girl i didnt wake up marilyn went though ... lmao ! ! ! opps o_o 
it just wasnt mean for me to have a baby yet .. :o 
just got pelted in the eye with a snow flake 😲 ❄ 
what the hell am i gonna get my boyfriend for christmas ? ! ? ! .... 0.o .. 
like what is this bitch talking about ! 0_o lol 
soo since USERNAME became its own app you can't close out of it to hear the song .. ? #wtf USERNAME major fail . 
why is one direction such a big deal now ? i feel like their faces are everywhere #wtf #howdidweletthishappen 
i really wanna listen to USERNAME music right now ! #random 
loaded 51 coal trucks today in less than 7 hours . #crazy 
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i tried to be chill but you're so hot that i melted 😍 😲 
last nights game tho ... lmfao sorry jets 0.o ... back to back touch downs lol #gopats 
is the apple store having a black friday sale ? o_o 
my mom came out of her room and said #wtf 
i'm dying to see luke bryan in concert ! ! ! #omg 
my mom has a twitter . shit just got real #wtf 
it's hella awkward when 2 chicks walk by while i'm skateboardin .. :o 
in the living room with my tio watching tv o.o 
this lady spent $70,000 on 5 dresses ! she even had her daughters dresses specially designed ! #crazy 
washed & cleaned my car now eating leftovers til it's time for work 😜 😲 😄 
austin powers is a movie series making fun of james bond movies .. 😯 💡it all makes sense now ! 
USERNAME wyd in arden ? ? lol . #random . 
even though its november .. i still find myself wanting ice cream #weird #icecreamlove 
why did hyfr just come on .... ? i'm listen to carrie underwood o.o lmao . #werid . 
USERNAME lol awe , i feel like twerking now o.o 
try not to think negatively :o you will look older (: 
USERNAME lol ok . we gotta go to somewhere together anyway .. but last night i was like o_o *mindblown* 
i have drink big red bull , cups of coffe and i still can open my eyes 😖 😖 😩😩 😵 😵 😵 💤💤💤 😔 😔 ⛅ 
in reality i'm part of this hood gang . #crazy #mess #gang #ghetto #holidays #family #stepdad #sister #g @ lc URL 
he comes out , and goes i peed already :d it was like clearish ... 0_o like tf . ! 
how come every where i go now .. its either harry or justin -.- USERNAME USERNAME like this means ur following me :o ... 
driving by amish people and staring into their eyes is weird o_0 #minnesota # amishfolks #interesting 
USERNAME umm o.o hehe n tell her hola ! ! ! n i got sumthn to tell her wen i get back 
in this moment need a bathdroom :$ :o die ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
17 hours later i am going home ! 😖 😵 #teamnosleep #blackfriday @ dolphin mall URL 
all that cake i ate last night fuxked my stomach up 😷 😲 😨 
dis lady married n havin wet dreams bout me o_o 
USERNAME noo lmao tell me . text mee 7863757999 😯 😊 
& i just had a 10 minute conversation on the phone before i realized my phone died . #lmao #wow 
yo im hungry at soon as im done eating ! ! ! that ish #crazy 
i guess theres nothing to do , so im gonna go to mall :o #lonerlife 
i know that did not just happen . #wtf USERNAME 
first and last time driving during black friday ... #wtf 
idk , if i want the iphone , s3 or the galaxy note 2 o.o 
they said they're supposed to be a cold front this weekend :o 
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i don't understand why's aren't obsessed with the stretch studio dance instructors . i'm a girl and i'm in love . #weird 
USERNAME chill ? hahahha your ass was sad ! lololol idk but you looked sad :o 
i need to go to fox valley mall soon :o 
the things ill do too #oomf 😯 😶 😱 😨 papa dio ! 
#np higher - g . o.o . d . music 
would do just about anything for a foot rub #wow 👣 
damnn . this is making me feel some type of way o.o 
bambi almost put us in a bad situation last night #almostdied 😲 USERNAME 
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just found out that my parents opened up a mexican restaurant years back . #wtf #whoami 
just turned on the iowa game .. #wtf is going on ? #fillmein 
this sex & the city episode is giving me goosebumps . too ironic . #weird 
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studying the medical terms of human bones by pointing to each bone as i say the term . #wow i look like an idiot trying to find the fibula 😅 
im gonna staay in bed until like 6 :o o todaay . 
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i be sayin stuff & ppl at my school be lookin at me like o.o lmao 
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i swear i'm on a short fuse today :o that's strange . 
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USERNAME no :3 i don't wanna use her for her car o.o 
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going to the mall with money and not buying anything for myself #weird #thatsafirst 
ayee look at this there's a cat drinkinq milk out of a god damn bowl o_o 
mom just told me that if i come back from college that she can keep her audi . #wtf #okmom #latereducation ✌ 
USERNAME holy hell :o why are you so sexy ? unf . 
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the term is often used for a white female who enjoys fucking black guys . #wow 
i asked evelyn what she was doing & she said staring at a peanut butter spill :o #shecraycray ^_^ 
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thinking about ombreing my hair tonight . 😮 #cosmetology #ombrehair #somethingnew #somethingdifferent 
USERNAME coz i did sometimes , and i dnt know what im doing ... also when im with my friends #crazy =) ) 
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if fucked up friday is ruined by rain-.- #wow #annoying #drinkdrankdrunk 
- bitches went from duck duck goose , to fuck fuck loose . & from ring around the rosie , to fucking all the homies . o.o 
call down this is just a volleyball game . it's not the end of the world . have fun . #omg 
when single , no guys are trying to talk to you . but when your in a relationship , every guy wants to chill ! ? ! #wtf 
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you know what's worse than turning 25 ? turning 25 the day after thanksgiving and having to work ! #wtf 
its like the roles were reversed today .. dads home and cooking and moms at work .. #weird 
- i still haven't seen the episode where moredcai asks out margaret -____- #slacking 👎 😲 😑 
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URL what we found on put car #wtf #ghetto #ew 
bitch do i look like a fuggin latoya ? ! ? ! 😵 😂 
damn o.o girl , everyone thinks you look better with your ponytail and basketball dyke attire . lol . stick to that and you're straight .. 
wtf would make him want to follow me ? o.o URL 
i will seriously get no sleep until like monday night . #wtf #thissucks 
i will never work black friday again ! ! especially a 12 hour shift 😵 #dead 
god damn ! the paragon outlets are crazy right now . people everywhere ! hella fucking packed . 😲 #holyshit 
USERNAME oh these people 0_o i can just flick something :o 
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you'll never see callin a female a bitch . #random 
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my cousins 9 and she still sits in a booster seat ! #wtf over protective mom ? #why ? 
drinking a drink that has strawberries lemon soda and orange juice :o its good :p 
lol , nobody has met my parents . not even my closest friend since the 7th grade . o.o 
crazy , stupid , love is such an awesome movie ! ! ! ! #crazy , stupid , love #loveit 
omg ! this lady's wedding is $900 per person ! ! :o 
i just got both jordans but i hink i wanna take the pink ones backk i dont really like them like that nomore o.o 
if i die on this long run just know i love you all 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i have been waiting 4 years too :o #twinning 
there ain't no damn sea salt on the dry ass fries . #wtf #wendysprobz 
leaves half and hour early so i'm not held up by #blackfriday traffic .... no traffic #wtf #carsitting #oldnavy 
its weird how at first you don't notice some one and then every where you go you see them or see something that reminds you of them #crazy 
why the fuck is ohio state not ranks they are undefended #wtf 
when i come out of the shower in my towel and my brothers girlfriend is here . #wtf #leave 
have seen more fans wearing roughrider green & white downtown than any others . #weird #greycup 
the awkward moment when you are stuck with ur boss and waiting for an answer to do something ! ! ! ! #awkward o.o 
interesting day golfing to say the least ... 😮 ⛳ #iplayedhorribly 
i be wanting to slap tf outta people and then apologize and hug them o_o *kanye shrug* 
my phone just randomly started playing some josh turner and scared the shit out of me ! #wtf 
USERNAME what are you talking about ? are you playing a game o.o #lol 
sharing a chicken sandwich at one of my favorite stops with ma :o -) i just @ the loose teas - cafe and gifts URL 
my sistahh talkin taa daa tv , 0.o dtfll ! 
guess we are bout to head t o.o klahoma , but i'm broke -_- 
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but if you wanna beef nigga .. we can go to war 😲 💢🔫💂 
most of the time , i come home to relax , eat good food and be in a peaceful quiet environment . not fucking today . #wtf #annoyed 
going to surprise my aunt tabi at the hospital with presents :) ) 😮 🎁🚙 
jammin $auce with my dad in the stang hahaha it's undeniable that he's going thru a midlife crisis right now 😯 
USERNAME :o . did he go out with winter ? ? & i can't stand stuck up lol so i'm cool . 
if hugo had a taco bell >>>>> o.o #loyalcustomer ! 
i wonder how candy feel because she's away from chris o.o 
me & sussy are all investigation of our family roots ! :o 
danielle lunsford is now is a love/hate relationship with the iowa hawkeyes . #wtf #blackandgoldprobs #bringbackstanzi 🙏 
i'm starting to have bad trips when i smoke lol :o like if im tripping out too much 0_0 it's horrible lol 
totally decorated the whole porch by myself #christmas #weird @ my big fat greek house a . k . a the tschetter's URL 
my cousin put me in my place yesterday , he told me . o.o oh shit 
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but really ... …… why is eloise's mom always mia ? #weird 
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USERNAME every beer you drink you stack on top of each other and tape it till you have a stack of beers as tall as you then i blackout 🍻 😜 😵 🍻 
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i'm craving one of those coffee thingies from mcdonalds o.o 
out shopping with the family and my acc about to hit $0 😱 😵 😧 😩 😔 😥 
i wonder if thrift stores had a black friday o.0 ? 
my USERNAME just told me he's even though he's halfway across the city o_o URL 
😯 😧 rt USERNAME she wanted to have my kids n shit . she got no call back . crazy bitch . 
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those aren't stars in the sky ... those were birds o_o @ lake mead URL 
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adrenaline is runnin right now for no reason 😯 😏 
going for a run out in this windy , cold mess ? probably not the best idea . 😲 😷❄ 
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USERNAME :o o i need a one pound box of bobby pins . 
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USERNAME what if yu went to langham ? ? :o can i stand up ! ? 
jean skirts coming back in style ? 😲 😶 👎 
a super weird number called me so i hung up . thinking back , it was probably my cousin :o 
camerons and his little brother are damn close to twins o.o 
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having that person that you want to talk to . #cantdoit #weird 
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stupid old ass bitch neighbor is done with her techno phase and has moved onto rock . 😵 🔫 
jive just got sleepy out of nowhere o_o ? ? ? 
rt USERNAME i want to throw a all black party lol :p #random // isn't that called a funeral ? 
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my dad gets home from a week long trip an first thing he makes me do is clean the kitchen #wtf 
USERNAME :o are you serious ! ? ! that's so wrong ? 
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USERNAME USERNAME apparently rob ... i guess we all are o.o #weirdedout #confusedtoo 
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that akward moment when scilla nd her mom are arguing nd you're jst like o.o 
i wonder if my first love know he is , o.o #random . 
1-2 inches of snow expected for tonight ... and we leave tomorrow morning :o 
just now waking up . toda desvelada from black friday . :o 
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somebody bout too get that ass beat ! 😯 😶 
getting ready for my 9hr closing shift .. i'm soo excited to clean up the mess of black friday 🎉😫 😲 🔫 
2 hour naps ! ! ! >>>>> 😴😴 😮 😮 😊 😊 😊 ☺ ☺ 
dumb bitch . did you seriously ask me if i needed a dressing room . #wtf #debs 
why didn't you just book a room in the hotel with my team ? i thought we were leaving in the morning #wtf 
that mini heart attack you get when your foot slips on the step and you almost fall down the stairs :o 
damn my stomach still hurts food is bad guys .... food .... is ..... bad ...... 😞 😩😷 😵 
USERNAME you tea bagged me last night you little poop head . 👊💢 😵 
black friday :o nly in america do people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have . 
USERNAME i don't have time ! ill do it sunday ... :o cause i'm cooler than you . 
why , is one of my eyelashes longer than the other one ! 🙀 😯 😮 😱 
brown celebs are getting popular all of a sudden .... #weird 
so my brothers girl is pregnant smoking a cigarette 0_o fuck type she doing , that's my hijo or hija in there ! 
the fact that USERNAME snapchatted me the real mike eruzione last night>>> #omg #miracleonice #isthisreallife ? ! 
o.o wtff i have a zombie living in this house lol 
just got home after playing 4 straight hours of soccer 😲 my legs are dine 
USERNAME what paragraph are you on ? :o and where you at ? 
justin bieber can tweet and get a million retweets . i tweet some shit like that & get unfollowed t-.- #wtf #dumbaf 
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i feel a vibe between me n dera n it's not a good one o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME what kind of person do you think i am ? #crazy 
can't wait to see what babe got me for xmas ! ! :o 
why tf does satan keep retweeting me #wtf #getalife #nothappening 
USERNAME yes maybe o.o ... ohh well let"s wait for tomorrow then 
just seen a car from mid-continent university .. baha #weird #memories USERNAME 
being a redhead was fun , until everyone and their mother decided to go red right after i did . #waited5monthsjusttobecopiedafter #wtf 
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lady in the fitting room just wished me uhh ....... #weird #thanks ? 
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USERNAME skyfall: simply too much emotion for one movie ! :o ! 
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USERNAME i have been unable to dl with either p2p or direct :o 
yup , i'm one of the ones doing a wods today ! ! i already feel like barfing ! 😲 #crossfit 
i should stop buying clothes :o i have soo much i bearly noticed . 
some guy saw my bracelet with my uncles name on it and death date and told me he knew him and was in his fraternity at uf #omg 
USERNAME what ever happen to following me , you've followed me ever seen i've made your 5k background when no one did . :o 
try to be santa and reindeer but it turned out to be an exorcism .... #wtf #wecute #fuckwithusdoe ;) . USERNAME URL 
going from driving an suv for days to my small car <<<<<< #weird #timetoupgrade 
i'm fucking exhausted like whoever invented black friday shopping should be shot 😲 😭 😩👎 
watching dooms day prepares . getting ready for dec .21 ! #crazy 
i don't even recognize myself in the mirror right now . #brownhair #crazy 
why did my first grade crush add me to fb ? manye i got good memory and i cant believe i use to love white guys ... #wow 
i wonder where all these people find me on here .... no mutual friends or nothing like .... o.o 
my little sister calls everyone a big vagina , and shawna said its better than her cussing . #whatiswrongwithmyfamily #omg #seriously ? 😒 
hype this up cause why would i wanna go down ? 0_o 
whats with these dudes making videos of themselves singing o.o 
words cannot describe how pissed i am that there are no open bbq places in cleveland . #wtf 
supernatural: the show where your two favorite characters die in the same episode . #omg #fthis 
if i hear one more word about baseball this thanksgiving i'm gonna flip out ! 😲 🔫 
black friday round 2 ! ! i am tired though ! 😵 😵 😵 😵 
USERNAME you didn't see me did you ? 😮 just my sister rigt ? (: hahaha cause it was kinda embarrassing ! 
goin to differents states n seein hw ppl dress wuld u like wtf o_o 
USERNAME it was at 12 am and there was like 3 fights :o 
lol my bestfriend believes he's a laddies man ! 😮 USERNAME 
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USERNAME oh shit , so it wasn't only me on yo dick ? :o there's someone else d: 
USERNAME i'm so excited . but i still have no idea what to get you or sadie ! 😲 😳 
i don't know how , but i cut my hand with a #wtf 
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USERNAME i did text you back lol . damn i'm barely waking up :o 
❄⛄ finaly . #winter #countrygirlprobs #north #snow #cold #love #happy #weather #yes #omg @ algoma university URL 
USERNAME thanks dear but i'm just a ms . no mrs . 4 me love ! :o ) it is an absolute pleasure to have u on my tl as a friend i'm truly blessed 
oh yea definitely mom i want an itunes card for my bday .. #lol #wow #mad 
USERNAME such a sassmasta lately louis . where has this suddenly come from ? :o 
when USERNAME swears west new york is in new york o.o 
anybody wanna give lauren a ride home from the ml later ? ? ? :o 
nd everybody with blonde dye in their hair is not marilyn monroe , some of yall look like freddy jackson in a blonde wig tho 0_o 
USERNAME haha what in da world are you talking abt ? ... oh that you want another one ? :o ok (: 
#in7thgrade i had my first fight :o i beat that ass (; haha lmao 
oh my god this trending topic of #tweetlikeasyracusegirl is ridiculous 😲 😵 😆 😆 😆 😂 😂 😂 
why does it say i am in birmingham on my last tweets .. i am definately in fayetteville ! #weird 
man all my emotions fucked up ion even think i can ever express my feelings again #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME taybrim ! ! are we still on for hookah ? :o 
#in9thgrade i met USERNAME he complimented my purple pants ! #omg #skinnies 
USERNAME umm about cooking .... idk how to 0.o lol 
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USERNAME tweets are making me want to vomit 😷 😵 
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USERNAME has finally let me down , first time in nearly 4 years of knowing her… how you ask ? she doesn’t remember can’t hardly wait . 0_o 
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ppl that cover they phne up is hiding sumn frm you o_o 
couple days if nice weather . now it's gonna be cold again #wtf 
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USERNAME well at least mine actually looks good . :o 
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USERNAME keep reminding her ! you should totally bring me one :o 
bro said he do it cause he have good dreams o.o 
is today's twitter topic about middle school ot what ? :o lol 
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#in10thgrade i met matt && we dated #in11thgrade i was pregnant && #in12thgrade i got married :o lol 
USERNAME omg thats a lot of working :o ! ! 
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USERNAME safe to say that is the first time i've ever heard that song .... and the video will stay with me forever: #wow 
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so ma dukes called me astro today and i was like o_o ? ? 
half a billion people right now are getting cod black ops 2 :o 
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and so this us what happens when i work the night shift .... wide awake o.o 
hate working this shift but i love the money . #graveyard -shift . 😲 🚛🔫💵💵💰💰 
doug never heard iono what to say to him i almost got up and left lol o_o 
fukk i forgot to text mark my book and study for the test :o 
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USERNAME they want me to permanently take them off :o 
have yet to start my math homework .. 😲 🔫 
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USERNAME lmfao omg i should do that but i dont like milk :o lol 
USERNAME my parents will kill me and rip them out :o 
#wow today just needs to stop messing with my damn head . this 8am will be a bitch #dramallama 
possible kidnapping in el sereno :o the fuck ! ? 
USERNAME wow martin , tell me why i'm not surprised . o_o i just need to do that and i'm done for the semester . so :p i your face ! 
talking about getting the black ops 2 on right now :o ! 
i was too lazy to change the channel after bug's life ended now idk wtf i'm watching on disney channel o_o 
#inmiddleschool i remember USERNAME giving people awkward hugs in the middle of our circle . lol #random #dontkillmeforthatone lol 
i'm just really sad and i have absolutely no idea why #moodswings #wtf 
... #random but i couldn't get my nipples pierced . it already hurt if u bite or pinch em 
i'm wide awake and bored outa my damn mind 😵 
USERNAME are you guys gonna do hookah ? or no ? :o haha ! 
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the fact we had to put ac because this room was too hot 😲 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lmao wuht , since when ? o.o im not hip lol 
#inthirdgrade i literally thought was eating someone's tongue .... #wtf 
USERNAME i don't . i gotta go in for training with lgl . 👎 😵 🔫 
my teeth are killing me; i really should wear my retainer .. it's been at least six months since i have 😮 
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okay this just got always i'm just gonna act like i didn't get that message o.o 
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my windows are about to shatter because of this wind 😮 😟 
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#inmiddleschool i was introduced to big sean . life will never be this g . o.o . d . 
mom: me: (~_~) (-_-) (°_-) ( -_°) ( >_< ) ( o_o ) ( o_o )” 
i just noticed mariah said at the end of for the record :o 
i find it ironic that we are studying insomnia and sleep when we are pulling an all nighter . #wtf cc: USERNAME 
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ithink am good the size iam but its tempting to stretch it more' :o 
just realized its 11/12/13 won't happen for like another million years 😲 
USERNAME lmfao you needa hear the story its funny :o 
but i do love people who keep me on my toes and have a positive effect on my life #random 
#in6thgrade girls got in fights , picked sides , and has dance offs haha #ridiculous #inmiddleschool #crazy #memories #waybackwhen 
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damn my nigga i woke up this mornin wit 311 followers now im goin to sleep wit 291, what up wit that ? ? ? o.o 
when i was lil i use to think soda was beer for kids 😲 
the fact that my stereo just turned on and opened and started playing a cd <<< #haunted #wtf #imscared . 😰 
so me and b_rone23 worked out a xbox deal . he has to buy live and i have to buy black ops , and he gets it during the week ! #igotjipped #wtf 
USERNAME i just want to know who did it , if you didn't #wtf 
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USERNAME los tengo abiertos o_o lmao well i'm not even sad about it . it was just too funny .. 
this guy at the hostel got naked and stuck a bottle up his ass . #wtf 
USERNAME .... my first subtweet about me ! :o popped the tweet cherry ? 
my phone said if i force stop an app it might misbehave o_o 
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USERNAME now you should know his lil butt is sleep . lol 😂 😂 😲 
omg i feel sick ! my tummy hurts and i just throw up o.0 
#in7thgrade i was on the step team lol . #wow #lame 
o_o but he just told me to fight for this ..... hmm ? ? i'm confused now .... 
:x mom is drunk :o ... so he hanged up /: 
USERNAME USERNAME she tryn to play it like a wanksta son 😯 
is there a way to make xcode's any less typographically eyeball-assaulting ? — URL #xcode #typography #wtf 
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USERNAME USERNAME okay how do you remember my exact change .... o.o 
USERNAME hhahah i genuinely laughed at that ! okay , hmm .. i feel honored to give fashion advice :o 
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i cant even do the whistle in for the record with my lips on pitch half the time and never for the whole duration o_o 
what's wrong with somebody that they would lead someone else on for 8 months , and not say oh yeah i'm a girl by the way . #wtf 
so just found out that my crush from freshman year is 4 months pregnant o_o 
i now know why i have only four girl friends and the rest are guys #crazy #chillout 
i love having those * i love you more* fights . then she say *prove it* ... like wtf i been here all this time whats to prove want a ring 0_o 
i love having those * i love you more* fights . then she say *prove it* ... like wtf i been here all this time whats to prove want a ring 0_o 
USERNAME yes ! he knew me soo well it wasn't easy faking something cause hell notice right away :o i wish he was my dad 😭 
falling asleep and haven't received an answer from USERNAME :o 
love my baby sister to death but sleeping next to her #crazy i should gain a karate belt everytime i block a kick to the groin or face #brutal 
USERNAME can you uh , pick me up ? :o haha . 
i have lived my whole life thinking he was gay :o 
is it possible to smile in your sleep ? 😊 #wow 
USERNAME didn't think u wana talk to me :o lol 
USERNAME USERNAME o.o ... tinkle ? dare i ask ? though you never know , could suit her ^_^ what'cha think cats ? think it'd work ? ^_^ 
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and it's just like honey , when your love comes over me .... o_o wait a minute ... 
USERNAME glows , or sparkles ? i like sparkles better .. #twilight oops , geeds aren't allowed to like glitter 😮 #boyfriend #stillcute 
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alexis told me training makes people awkward , did it make me even more awkward than i already was ? ? o.o 
USERNAME just told a gay guy to blow him 😂 😂 😂 #wtf 
USERNAME #in8thgrade i tried to push bob into the pool 😲 #impossible #notfun #whenhecoughtme 
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why am i up ? ! ? ! ? 😵 
friday night lights season 2 has started off with a bang #omg 
sometime this week will be the first time i ask a girl out on a date without knowing them from school , or having a friend introducing me :o 
#wtf a nigga getting head from a fish really ... 
i'd give an arm and a leg to have some 45° weather right about now .. :o 
USERNAME ur using an iphone then ur gonna switch to another iphone ? o.o 
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#in8thgrade i move to las vegas 😵 🔫 but then i met USERNAME on my first day of school and had the fattest crush on him 😘 
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USERNAME ithinkiloveyou_20_21 or maybe schmidtysgurl_20_21 .... that's all i'm sayin' haha #wtf #soinlove 
USERNAME dude tbh i dont know her name;o lol & what do you mean i finally talk to you ? ! 0.o 
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with that said , carry on with your other bestfriends .. 😮 😘 
mom asked me to set my alarm for 6 to make sure she was up 😲 🔫🔊⏰ 
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USERNAME really ? she's not at davis anymore huh :o 
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this tweet goes out to USERNAME thanks for the follow and don't work so hard boy :p #friendlygreetings #random 
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#inmiddleschool my worst fear was getting an erection while doing a presentation #omg 
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it was my first time watching it too . i was likee :o the whole time she was talkin bout the dead and shit ! #newfavortieshow USERNAME 
holy shit i just surprised myself with a high level of self restraint 😮 #passedthetest #step1 
, idk why i gotta hoe that hate me as my twitter background tf wrong whidd me o_o 
i wouldn't do anything to just fall asleep wtf 😲 
oh so you mad ? cuss i take 5 mins to text back ? hell na you is a physco :o 
called me a dry puss o_o lol whaat im weak af 
if it was my choice i wouldn't give my dog water cause i can't stand the god damn noise it makes when she drinks 😲 👊 
the asu backup qb just tweeted at me ! #omg USERNAME 
i have alot of missing hw .. in each class ! :o 
USERNAME i didn't know there was a movie ! ! i'm watching it tomorrow ! ! haha i can not believe that was a girl ! ! ! #crazy 
USERNAME *gasp* :o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
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USERNAME it doesn't even feel like it was that long ago :o it's crazyy , haha . and you were chubzz , lmao . 
time . to take a nap until my . alarm goes off o_o 
USERNAME *twirling hair* :o hahhaa get back to your hw butch ! 
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i like how my gf asked what i wanted to talk about and falls asleep #wtf 
i guess i could stop being lazy and sleep up in my bed for the first time in like four days as opposed just crashing on my futon ? ? #weird 
idk if im gonna fall asleep lol i slept all day today o.o 
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USERNAME me to :o she said it didn't hurt :d 
they fell inlove over the internet and the guy turned out to be a girl :o 
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USERNAME :o don't talk about that right now meanie ! -.- 
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that's a record ! eight tweets in one day ! #wow 
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fuck i'm busy tomorrow , school , checking wtf is wrong with my card , and gym 😵 
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USERNAME what sort of black magic is this ? i can resist the call for war ! :o 
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USERNAME a week from tomorrow if i survive the next 7 days 😲 
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someone is doing their laundry right now ... and i'm actually trying to sleep .. #wtf #youresoloud #shutup 
#inhighschool whenever i had ms cox's class she would always be like 10 min late to class . what was she doing ? o.o 
#rememberwhen USERNAME confessed to us she was really a man . 😯 
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USERNAME yeah i'm terribly blind :o but ohh sure , you just didn't wanna talk to me : ( lol 
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USERNAME when is the next single released ? :o i'm curious 
changed my aspiration from heart breaker , got married , had a baby , and you cheat on me at our daughters birthday party ! ? #simsproblems #wtf 
so i just read and apparently its about having an abortion ? o.o 
actually in a lot of pain . 😩 😮 😳 😤 
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USERNAME a u seen dat fuck sosa shidd lol #random but i was jus wondering 
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yo haciendo la tarea un dia antes ? #wow #cantbelieveit #hurrayforme 
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needs a good tv show to watch on netflix ... don't say weeds because i watch all 7 seasons in 2 weeks ... 😲 
just realized chelsea moyer and brad brown got married a few weekends ago #ihadnoidea #random 
#random ; i wanna lay up .... just for bout 3 maybe 4 hrs then u got to go ... ion do that overnight sleepover , unless .......... 
USERNAME i see past it & i've forgotten who you are :o #acceptit :( 
that girl on catfish is #crazy ! she just pretended to be a man lol #wtf #catfish 
that man was a girl ! ! ! ! ! ! :o o 
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USERNAME i didmt say all women juat most :o : 
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insomnia only effects me when i would really like to be asleep #wtf 
#bum with his #balls showing ! i love #hollywood ! ! #homeless #wtf #lmao #lol #funny #lo @ grecos pizza parlor URL 
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USERNAME hey , any idea why my uianimations became laggy after uninstalling accelerate ? o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME more keep coming ! how many times are we going to die ? o.o 
wrong you cunt i'm awake i have my eye on yoo o_o 
i wanna get up and smoke a cigarette , but the garage is so cold 😲 
i have been going around all night telling people and inanimate objects to #bridesmaids #crazy 
laying in bed with one leg outside the covers because it's to hot . #weird 
ding , fries are done , ding , fries are done , would you like an apple pie with thhaatt , would you like an apple pie with thhatt ? #random 
why am i still up right now 💀 😵 😱 😜 
i just realized i hav a instagram , tumblr , pinterest , twitter , facebook and snapchat to take care of ! ! #wow #nevergoonfb #insane #technology 
... #true #girls #broken #teacup #random #text #notime #tough #feelings @ far far away in a salty salty sea URL 
do i care about you . ? wtf . ? o.o bxtch ion even know yo last name #gtfoh 
do y'all know what g . o.o . d music sound like ? 
i guess i will be pulling an all nighter o.o 
am i the only one that thinks hey arnold is stewies #real daddy #familyguy lol #random 
lol she flicked me off after the date too lmfaoo i wonder if that's her way of saying bye ( 0_o ) 
USERNAME oh ok ! we went to walmart right a 12 and there was a loong line outside game stop . outside ! o_o 
USERNAME i suppose o: since you like it i don't .. i'm just going to drink it to stay awake o_o and then look like this o_o 
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#wtf it's 12 i have work in 5 hours .. ugh stupid math homework :( 
you shaking your head at me . ! ? 0_o 
USERNAME i didn't buy it , i'm not a big fan of halo actually . :o 
i know him since we were 6 lol :o we aren't related tho lol 
USERNAME lol i can't if i was just complimented it insulted o_o 
i thought after i became a business major i would never have to do another lab report again , but they lied #wtf #sotried #dejavu 
i really just told him my true feelings omg ( 0.o ) 
USERNAME your roommate is literally going ham on his girlfriend in the kitchen as i'm sitting at the table . #ew #wtf get a fucking room 
USERNAME USERNAME oh wait , so you're saying if they did get the gibberish was was originally sent was pictures :o ? 
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#oomf should dm me .. i'm too bored right now o_o 
USERNAME my dad used to pretend to play a round of imaginary golf #weird #iknow but he said he'd fall asleep by the 3rd hole ! 
#in6th7than d8 thgrade i had a severe anxiety problem no one had ever knew about o.o 
i can honestly count the hours of sleep i get per week on two hands #wtf 
#random . i don't trust anyone who can sleep with socks on .... #freaksmeout #goaway 
before u assume i'm ignorin u , maybe consider my fone was dead ... smfh #wow 
diced pineapples playlist on pandora is making me shleepy . 😲 😴💨💤 
that awkward moment when your ex bff wants to . #no #never #weird 
seeing someone's tweets and knowing there all lies ... o_o 
just watched teemo get a penta on USERNAME USERNAME - global taunt engaged ! #omg USERNAME 
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glad tomorrow is my day off nd i have a hot date wit my robin thicke station nd psyh paper 😲 💔 
& i'm still up 😮 >>>>>>>who's up with me tho ? #rt 
gotta be up at 7 & in work for 8 & it's almost 4 now 😮 
i work 7 :3 0-3 :3 0 on black friday 😵 
it's barely 12:40 ? i thought it was like 2 a . m already o.o 
so bored that i'm actually going to go study for a test 😲 
did he die & live again or somethin ? o.o lol 
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getting in that thinking before bed mood , which definitely means i need to go to bed 😯 #now 
wow im gonna confess that not every girls the same :o #mindblown 
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, m going too sleep tonight i aint pulling what i did yesterday o_o 
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black ops 2 shits on everything :o see mee USERNAME notez bro #blackops2 
almost gabbed my freaking eye out w/ my nail ! 😲 
it takes courage to stand when the world is crumbling . it takes even more courage to be accountable for your aid in the destruction . #random 
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. #skyfall has shown me i’ve been #programming wrong . scripts are in fact animated 3d wireframes that spin around on your screen #wtf 
just woke up out of my sleep for no reason ..... #nomfbueno . i'm too pissed right now o_o 
up feeding my son tired as ever 😮 😮 😮 
sharing a room makes me want to fucking blow my brains out 😲 🔫 #onemonth 
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omg i thought it was barely going to be 1 am o.o 
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what's the sense of having the time/temp in the banner , if its wrong ? o_o 
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snapping pics all over the casino lol . #me #eyes #self #vampire #witch #random @ eldorado hotel & casino URL 
early in the morning and i'm watching a movie #wtf #430am oh yea i got wrk tomo fml 
so i dropped my english class but i still get emails from my teacher . #weird 
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waking up to snow on my car was a surprise . #wtf #wintershere 
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i'm soo ready to just curl up in bed and die ! 😲 😴 
i just saw on the news that elmo is being charged with rape ! well the voice of elmo , can't even trust a damn puppet these days ? ? #crazy 
i don't drink coffee but i need this morning 😲 
#technology #cellularphones #nuts #crazy #kooky #quirky #checkitout @ california science center URL 
wow a woman ran over her husband cuz he didnt vote #wtf #crazy 
USERNAME we never had camo day .. #wtf #bullshit #iwantcamoday 
when i hear spanish music , i have a sudden urge to wanna dance ......... o_o 
only some can rock there head shaved on the side o_0 
taking a #random #picture of #indianapolis turned into wall #art for my room @ the clary- mcintyre residence URL 
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ive been playong soccer since i was 3 and td could potentially be my last game ever ... #weird 
i was a young stupid shopaholic , then for years it stopped , and now i am back o.o 
my sleep schedule is so messed up .. i'm wide awake and exhausted at the same time :( #collegeprobs 😩😴 😲 
the backstreet boys have a christmas song ? # :o 
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USERNAME u serious o.o ? . lol zenajah that was .6 years ago 
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waking ip and seeing it raining outside just makes me wana turn over and go back to sleep 😯 💤 
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USERNAME is that for tomorrow :o :o :o ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! 
that's my word this bitch just turned her whole head to say & she ain't move her body or neck ! df o.o 
waking up at 5 to read ap euro 😲 🔫 #whyditakeanapclass #itssenioryear 
my grandma said she cnt take me to and i can't hold the car #wtf ! 
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another hard day at work ... day just started and im already tired ! #hate12hours 👎 😲 
skyfall by adele . idk but i like it . o.o 
it is too fucking cold to be riding a bike -_- need a car . and a license o_o #brr 
i'm going to be dead at the football game friday 😲 i will be needing a whole lot of five hour energy 
listening about school bus crashes ... while im on a bus #wow 
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i was in skype for nearly 3 hours .. i miss isaac :o 
blahh shitty ass school o.o with only 4 hours of sleep paha this should be fun 
i got outta bed for a terrible bus ride and 28 degree weather #wtf 
it just rained out for 10 seconds ... then stopped . #wtf ☔❓ 
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basically my whole class is suspended idk wtf happened on friday o.o today gonna be ass 
USERNAME USERNAME erin and i are getting it too :o lol 
is it weird if her mom likes me more than she does ? o_o 
i didn't know men could have breast cancer :o i found out like a month ago .... 
did my boss realy just ask me ... have you been drinking today #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME ahh ! shoulda put it up and took the peanut butter to it the night o.o 
fuckk i've finally realized how whipped i am :o #ahh 
USERNAME do you know when the comeback is out ? :o 
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my babe said i got the right lips to wake a nigga up .... 😮 😬 😏 
but really ... this protein shake i'm drinking tastes like complete ass 😲 
just took me 15 min to get in my car because my locked were frozen #wtf #suppercold 😖 ☁ 
USERNAME i've never seen ur hair in a bun 😯 
its 7:01 and i still didnt change my shirt / :o 
a dead person be more live than me when im sleep ! #crazy 
but i'm running on like 4 hours of sleep o.o fml 
tomorrow is my first game of the season .... i'm already freaking out . #omg #nervous #worried #imgonnachoke 
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the good morning text i just got >>>>> #random ! ! ! 
actually trying to look half decent today . #wow that's unusual 
woke up this morning with my tl filled with crazy ish that oomf put up .... #wtf 
theses are the darkest clouds i've ever seen in my entire life o_o 
got like two hours of sleep last night and i have a clas presentaton today . o_o 
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gotta love new england .... we've had snow rain freezing temps and 65 degree sunny weather in a week . 65 at 7am ... #weird 
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sarfa texts me at 7am , not even a little bit upset about it ... if it'd been anyone else , gonzo 😲 🔫 
somebody needs a bigger bed ! i keep getting elbowed to the face o_o 
the awkward moment wen u sit next to a stranger on the bus o.o 
USERNAME wait . . . why tf did you hang up ? o_o 
ugh school .... i went to bed so early last night tho :o 
she left the lights on o_o .. it's going down 
was also samara (the creepy long- haired girl) from the ring :o 
had a dream i was at the doctor and USERNAME and USERNAME was there and the doctors found a 3rd nipple on me #weird #ramdom lol 
USERNAME the one direction or you part ? ! lol i'm in a good mood ... idk why ... o_o 
i didn't know megan & domnick knew each other :o 
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i just offered this crackhead ass nigga a beer and he gonna tell me , oh god no . i dont drink . o_o but you smoke crack ? ? i feel you dawg . 
one day it's 60 degrees and today there's snow #wtf 
if corn oil is made from corn , and vegetable oil is made of vegetables ... what is baby oil ? ! :o 
randomly woke up literally one minute before my alarm . #weird 
USERNAME i dont know what your question is but the answer is aliens :o 
woke up more tired then i went to sleep #wtf 
USERNAME where do ya wanna meet to go find the boys ? :o 
i told my mom last night i want us to move far far away and she said ok :o she'll start looking around ! 
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USERNAME yes ! they were fucking attacking me in your car ! fuck you spiders ! o_o 
i hate how i get a good ass sleep & in the morning i'm tired aas shit . but if i get little to no sleep , i'm wide awake ... o.o 
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it's 430 am i can't believe i'm still awake . but i did finish the end of the first season of gossip girl . and i started it friday . #wow 
o_o .. pastor have on a hoodie over a dress shirt ! lmbo ! ! ! ! ! 
are we even supposed to feel older on our birthday ? cause i still feel like i'm 16 years old .. #weird 
takin the bestie to wrk this morning i'm sleepy o_o 
USERNAME fuckingg dropping -30 degrees am what not ... #wtf 
USERNAME omg i know him o_o wtf happen ? ? 
fiscal cliff :o ne overlooked possibility is an agreement to extend everything for one more year , analysts say . URL ya right 
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i walked into class and the first thing he said was 😑 😵 
#notetoself . pull #winter coat from closet out . o.0 
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alex clare strangely resembles someone i used to know #weird 
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it's freezing outside ! made sure ashton had on two shirts and a jacket ! guess i'm like the mom from the christmas story 0_o 
tell me how you can smell so bad and you didn't even do pt ;; take a fucking shower ! ! #nastybitch 😲 
i stay home and wake up this early .. #wtf 
i had rate my professors open in safari and it ended up using 10gb of system memory (ram). had 25mb free and computer was crawling #wtf 
taste of snow today ! ? ? o_o crazy michigan 
internet down . thanks goodness for 3g . how did we survive without it ? o.o #fb 
it will be more than 20 degrees colder by tonight o_o 
or maybe i should just save myself from all that yelling :o 
when i stepped out , my organs froze #wtf #wheretheydothatat ? 
i feel like i'm the only one on the road .. 😳 😐 😯 
i seriously hate my life right now ... sorry for complaining guys .. 😵 🔫 
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USERNAME just called me and said she saw my mom driving , but yet my mom is still sleeping in her bed ? #wtf . 
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USERNAME :o omg , if you need i can be you the days you miss ! 
USERNAME haha iknow ^•^ lol but i wana go to sleep early from now on , soo im trying go get up early , looks at my eyes o.o lmfao 
USERNAME oohh no 😲 i'm takin 2 online classes and 2 tuesday thurs classes from 930-1 
the wait for my replacement iphone is killing me 😲 🔫 
this girl just asked this question loud af to this professor so if she thought she was whispering #epicfail o_0 
my north face sweatshirt , phone , and pencil are all the same shade of purple . #weird 
s/o to the person i dk who asked me if it was my timeofthemonth because i look so exhausted . #wtf #imustlooklikeshiit #sofunny 
happy birthday USERNAME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😎 😁 😀 😈 😵 👨🙊🎈🎉🎊🎁💊💉💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 
and it all ironically went down in the chamber of secrets ... #wtf 
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my brother skipped school for black ops 2. now i have to ride the bus . #wtf 
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some girl just mentioned one of my instagram pictures to rhianna #random 
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this girl just said she loves sushi but she hates raw fish #wtf 
she said that she be thinking bout for ever ' :o don't know bout all that 
ok then 0_o ..... would like the same treatment tho 
i have my pretty days ... and today might be one ? :o URL 
#g _ o_o _d_m_o_r_n_i_n_g 💘2 ⬆💘u↗💘u⬇💘u ⬅💘u↙💘u↖💘u↘💘 💘& most definitely💘 💘u➡ ツ USERNAME 
this power point says the us has spent more money in the past month in the middle east , than to rebuild what hurricane sandy has done . #wtf 
“hmm u realli want 🍍USERNAME tru but all the below wud affect me USERNAME “tru but we don't need u 😵 
so the bus in jersey that got into a crash injured lil kids failed inspection but they let the bus on the road anyway #wtf 
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boyz ii men radio is one of the only things that gets me through my hour drive to work ! 🎤 😮 💬 
USERNAME :o ohh but my bf has no ass ? 
can barley keep my eyes open ! ! #wtf #nobueno #sleepy 
#wow is down pulling out my hair what to do what to do ! i know , can tweet about it on twitter ... 
on the bus and some kid pulls out his flip phone and starts singing dubstep ? hahaa #wtf 
i wonder if the line at gamestop is still going o.o 
2 hrs in to my drive to dc and find no wallet . #fml #wow #kickmyassomemoreplease #relax #ouch 
i need sleep . i don't think i have ever been so tired 😲 
USERNAME jim , you really gotta stop passing gas on the train ! 😈💨 😲 
can u spot the pentagram ? #hidden #pentagram #creepy #random . the first thing i saw @ ranchview high school URL 
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i swear i have a sixth sense , even when my phones on silent and i get a text i always look or check it ... #weird 
lazer tag field trip for intro to business ... #weird #notcomplaining 
hey don't be a bitchy ! ! ! it's to early for that shit ! ! ! ! ! o_o 
a mimir rico 😵 😲 good morning people .. ! ! 
huh ... that sounds like how it is now . o.o 
when i read shit up close it starts to blur . o.o 
#winteriscoming i can feel it in my nipples ... o.o 😳 😁❄ @ the greenview dynasty URL 
hahahaha ! rt USERNAME nagkatext lang kayo ng isang araw mahal na agad ? o.o tigang sa pag-ibig teh ? :p 
wireless broken today but plantation inn1 is available o_o (@ dunkin' donuts) URL 
someone told me yesterday that cancers and scorpios usually go well with each other ... the majority of the people i've dated are scorpios 😮 
someone hit a snuck right at the north entrance at csm .... #nogood #stinky 😲 🙊 
so they're considering a spinoff series of twilight for the jacob black character . 0_o what's he go do werewolf stalk bella's daughter 
past so dark you'll have satan jump out of his seat #wow 
don't get think harder , think smarter o_0 #hmm morning ! ! ! 
crazy hair day for anti-bullying week ! #crazyhairday #nobullies #crazy #hair #kidsofinsta @ the ward house URL 
do you ever get the urge to get out of your seat and just sing on the bus cause your listening to a song that you love ! #temptations 😮 🎤🎧 
glamorous by fergie will forever remind me of gossip girl and freshman year #random 
work , work , work , work , work o_0 more work .......... 
so your 17 and your dating a 35 ... #illegal #pervert #wtf #idiot 
now i have to wrench around my plans o_0 #damn $$$ 
it's so damn hot in this school ! ! #wtf 
i love being as little as i am :) #random 
so i got too sit in iss 2nd period ! for eating a doughnut in class #wtf 
4 more minn till my buss picks me up :o 
USERNAME i'm at the bus stop :o missing the today show :o isn't that wonderful URL 
this is what you call #teenage #madness #boyband #onedirection #crazy #english #1dtoday @ rockefeller center URL 
bein to tweetered to fall back asleep >.< bahaha #random #funny :d 
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USERNAME went shooting yesterday and my buddy was shooting and that trying snapped on his ass and cut the shiznit out of him hahaha 👏 😮 😬 😆 
dam i have not started to get ready and its already 7;40 :o 
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i'm still up from last night and just finished my paper #crazy 
too many all nighters in one week . 😞 😵 
i haven't heard from my sexy man in minute . #wtf #comeon #sexyman 
ya look retarded when u wear su glasses on ur head , in the building . #wtf 
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cannot sleep pass 8am wtf ? ! ? ! o.o am i getting use to waking up early or am i just getting old ? ! :( 
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ugh ... im number 26 & i just heard them call six ! ! ! o_o .... imma be here all days . -__- 
not sure how i feel about actually getting to an 8am class on time , much less getting here 15 min early #empty #weird 
śnieg spadł. wyglada jak szron ale zawsze coś ! moj kolega ( pochodzi z egiptu ) nigdy nie widział śniegu i to jego 1 raz gdy widzi śnieg :o 
hearse in the parking lot at school ... interesting #college #schoolkillsstudents #wtf 
the awkward moment when you give your change to a person that's not homeless . #nyc #fail #wow 
did gov ny just say ? in 2012 in usa we can't get pwr ? #wow ! USERNAME 
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either a powdered donut jizzed for the first time in my bathroom or someone got a little crazy with the arm n hammer . #wtf 😳 
i'm a light sleeper .. and i somehow slept through my alarm and 9 phone calls this morning 😯 💤⌚ 
i havent watched tv this early in the morning in forever #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME funniest yet scariest experience of my life . lol we woulda had some problems though if he did 😲 💥🔫 
why would someone crawl on the floor of the gym locker room . #wtf #peoplearefuckedup 
USERNAME t-bell after school ? me: i have no money . hannah: i have money in the bank shorty what you think . hahahaha #wtf #sheblack 
25th birthday is in a month and 2 days ..... #wow #ifeelold #timesflownby ! 
woke up this morning thinking i was late ... got dressed & ran out the door ... i'm an hour and a half early to work #wow #alarmclockfail 😞 
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#inmiddleschool USERNAME and i thought we were in love hahaha #omg 
USERNAME hahaha lool am not even close ! ! some ppl be having 50k tweets . i be like wtf do they tweet about ! ! o.o 
waking up at 5 really takes a toll on your body ! 😲 #needthatbreak 
so on the today show i just found out that elmo's gay ! ! ! ! ha ! i always wondered why his mouth was so big o_o 
hoping i don't have any weird dreams . had a dream i was grocery shopping , got some candy , & than there was a mannequin laying in my car . #wtf 
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coffee deliveries all around today .. anyone need some ? #crazy 
when the whole right side of my body goes numb for a few minutes #wtf #stop 
that moment when you get to class early , and no one is here so you don't know whether or not you have class ... sitting here like an idiot o_o 
oh , didn't cha know ? it does get cold in texas ! whuut ? 😮 
USERNAME just said if he was a girl he would be me .... o.o 
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seriously you can't only get 2 hours of sleep and work for like 10 hours everyday just so you can spend time with me lol #crazy 
USERNAME 😮 . let me twatch myself really quick ! lol 
USERNAME it's my only class for today , and it's already killing my vibe 😲 😲 
that awkward moment when you wave at someone who wasn't waving at you . #shame #weird #awkward 
if u think that i'm wack o_0 ha ! then don't call back . ur be$t bet is to fall back #grr 
“USERNAME lost power this morning . #wtf #gohomeelectricity #youredrunk USERNAME lmao you would lose power on a regular day 
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just saw a girl walking around outside with shirts on . like #wtf 
i don't understand how my ribs went from feeling almost all better to how they felt the minute it happened . #wtf 
i said that like i woke up late or something o.o 
this accounting shit is killing me 😢 😲 😔 🔫 
i much rather be in bed this morning . 😲 😖 😣 
i swear my fucking luck sucks . every computer works but mine in class . #wtf #seriously #collegeproblems 
USERNAME i dont think mrs . yu is here :o when i went there there was nobody there 
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USERNAME youre still in school kenya ? ? ? :o 
it snowed last night and the lawn outside my apartment is being mowed #imtryingtosleep #wtf 
professor got us listening to rock and roll o_o its too early for this 
lil kid at these apartments always asking me for food , ima start giving her some cus she got poisoned by eating a pile of leaves . #crazy 
anyone else paranoid when they tweet in the hallways ? #weird 
USERNAME it happened again . had a dream i was a zombie and the only way i infected people was to give them a rock bottom . #rockbottom #wtf 
i think my teacher just said class thursday and tuesday was cancelled but i can't understand him so i'm not sure ? #pleasebetrue 😮 😬 
these girls in the english hallway are wayy to loud for this early in the morning to be talking about how to draw spongebob ... #weird #stop 
i love facial hair . if i was a guy i'd totally have a beard #random 
if i fall asleep now ill never wake up o_o 
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just saw a car whose hood was not attached by sitting flipped on windshield . #odd #wtf 
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so the temperature is decreasing all day instead of increasing #crazy 
rt USERNAME woman runs over her husband for not voting URL #p2 // omg . :-o 
damn i can't believe thanksgiving and christmas are just around the corner #wow 
USERNAME oh how i will never understand your obsession with snow lol #crazy 
how is this thing changing on its on ? o.o 
USERNAME have you seen my beard ? it's like i'm the true st . nick or something 😯 🎅 
i woke up thinking today was thursday 😳 😔 to only find out it's ... tuesday #wtf 
i need starbucks hot chocolate and a nap after this appointment 😵 
USERNAME yes , bc the republican economic policy is boiling over with fiscal brilliance . o.o ... #fail 
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swedish house mafia just announced that there final show ever will be at ultra music festival 😵 😍 😳 😱 
no freaking joke , the kid sitting next to me in my acting class is listening to a song with the lyrics in it #wtf 
USERNAME if its in a dm ... its spam do not open it ! :o 
i can't sit still .. this latte is getting to me o_o 
had this dream about this dude in my class lastnight . . mercy ! i woke up like o.o 
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USERNAME idk maybe at 12 when the new girl comes in o_o 
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USERNAME & USERNAME have secret accounts ? asdfghjkl; what if they're following me ? :o . 
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USERNAME which weekends will it be ! ? ! ? can't believe it o_o 
the early bird gets the worm rt USERNAME we have a guest speaker and she said her mom had her at 15 o_o #tragic 
got fitted for the new uniforms ! :d #yesterday #omg #yay @ mhs band hall URL 
drove up to school 2 hours early to work on a group project . no one else shows up #fml #wtf 
i can honestly say that i'm so tired i can't think straight 😲 
omg if my bf wears his sweater & cargos were gunna look like twinss o.o 
view from work ... #crazy skies .. this weather is nuts ;) @ motel 6 URL 
USERNAME hahaha . maybs which pencil skirt is she wearing ? ! 😯 
USERNAME lmao im bored at work i found a cookie in my locker o_o 
i'm not even gonna lie , i'm kinda scared . and i ain't ever scared . 😲 lets go to the 🏥 
these kids presenting make me wonder if uts acceptance rate is 100% #wtf 
turned out be an relaxing morning o_0 #yae the quiet before the storm ha ! 
me and my roommate talked in our sleep with each other ... #weird 
it was 60 degrees yesterday and now there's snow on the ground ... #wtf 
the awkward moment when you 65 male bio professor dyes his hair a noticeable shade dark #weird 
did not wanna get up this morning ! i may be a couple of minutes late to work this morning 😯 
how i feel about children today: 😣 😖 😩 😐 😵 
the drama from mansfield has finally caught up to me in erie . i'm 4 hours away people ! #crazy #mansfield #people 
so sore . can barely walk 😲 🔫 yay . 
wtf ? o.o i can't find my state id ! 
did this girl really just say any girl over 100 pounds is fat .... #wow #idiot bones are for dogs , hoe 
just passed the deer i hit last week .... o_o poor bambi . 
USERNAME ... o.o go the fuck to sleep already kidd , k bye 
USERNAME she was just on cmt .. lol . she has a song called telescope .. #weird 
“USERNAME homemade iced lemon cake 😄 🌟 😄 URL :o <3 
my horoscope is spot on every single day . #weird 
USERNAME i literally just walked out of the shower thinking , 'i wonder if adam is going to reply to my tweet from last night ... ' #crazy 
did someone actually just say coloured guys on the bus ? ! #overheardatbrock #wtf 
my pic jus got 10 likes in 10 secs #crazy 
my biceps started twitching when i got out the shower ... ? #wtf 
-- denisha wyy yhu uploading all dem pictures o_o ? ? ! ! 
when your prof tells you class is cancelled for today ... and then says he has no clue where you got that idea from . #collegelife #wtf 
USERNAME o_o i never really though of that .... haha 
leaving the union 2012 #wtf didn't this already happen 150 years ago ? #ohmygod 
this is soo strange and she doesn't even care ! #omg #wow #craycray 
ion understand why it matters o_o ain't like your black ass fwm ! 
had a nightmare i colored my hair black and chopped it off #wtf #emodream 
USERNAME lmao yeah you right i felt all the emotion in that 😳 😯 
so you hate someone who has never done anything but been nice to you ? #wow #sad #slut 
wow its so cold that some grass has ice on it o.o 
they put three pieces of cheese on my bagel at romos #wtf 
i can't believe ima say this but i'm looking forward to go to school ! #wtf #whatswrongwithme #imiok 
USERNAME lol oh ! cuss i was like :o lol 
USERNAME wakes up &says she hopes it starts to rain so it adds to the flood at school , then she goes back to sleep & it starts to rain . :o 
USERNAME i hope not , i just dont be knowing what butraang be sayin ! o.o 
worst headache is the history of headaches . 😲 🔫💣 
mr prince just said if a cat was on the beach it would look at the sand and be like biggest litter box ever #random 
me: get a room ! nobody wanna see that shht ! 😵 🔫🔫✌ 
how can a simple dream about books leave someone drenched in tears , clutching a pillow in fetal position again ? o.o 
soo we riding down 285 and this dude in a buisness suit was randomly siting on the side of the highway reading a book o_0 . tf goin on ? 
so we ended up have 6 fire alarms last night . and we have had 13 total for the 53 days we have been here ! #wtf #hateimmaturepeople 
it's funny to see the most confident people get up in front of class & then get shy :o 
hanna cut her hair 😯 <<<<< it's pretty tho 😊 
i wonder if my dad knows i stayed home . o.o 
& have just learned that i've gained 6lbs in the last 2 months ! :o 
#random life is short .... so ppl should stop being concerned about what others think or say about them ! ! ! #carryon 
bitch boy , dick skin , shawty hoe ... just a few names my girlfriend calls me 😯 
USERNAME well :o umm ... do jumping jacks . that always works . 
i swear to god if USERNAME doesn't get our project done :o 
#random ....... make your yesterday ...... jealous of ur today ..... lol ! ! ! ! ! ;))) 
#wtf google . release the nexus products already so i can buy . ugh . 
how the hell did jeff daniels of all people get picked to play harry in dumb and dumber #crazy 
professor's an hour late . 😁 she texted everyone saying she was going to be twenty to thirty minutes late too . #wtf 
oomf just said i'm fake --- & he's serious o_o kmsl 
deadd 😵 😵 😵 😵 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 #ordzhonikidze #russia URL 
USERNAME lmfao . i . can't . i think i just died . whatever is clever i guess . o_o 
wow , that was actually some nice sleep for once ! time to get through this day now 😮 
i didn't know it was that hard to brush your teeth and use mouthwash in the morning .. nasty af . 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME haha when do you not drive like an asshole i can't wait to be in the passenger seat again next week ... 😯 
USERNAME who's ready for spin class ! ? 😓 🙊💁 😵 
your in high school and have a back pack with wheels ... slap self . #wow how old are you ? can i kick that shit ? 
you get suspended for tardies in school now 😲 what ! ! ! 
? ! USERNAME says he tried starting a #digitaloutreachteam for #russia but his idea was shot down (by the embassy ? ). o_o #ipdgc 
paper planes rolled up , i call them trippy sticks o.o 
prayers going up for the wreck i just saw . the car is on fire . 😱 😵 🙏 
hey she had that outfit on last week i remember it of a instagram pic 0_o 
ohh ... not feeling good about that muscle test at all 👊👎 😲 😫 😒 
tryna fix her hair before class 😲 @ blinnhall URL 
USERNAME well anyways i might be back later , so i'll have english :o 
gave USERNAME a cupcake just cause i havnt seen her in a long time :o 
really want that chicken caesar salad and a sweet tea 😮 
after a black ops 2 all nighter im in literally zombie mode ! ! ! o.o 
omg there is alot of people from rockerfeller plaza to 52st :o 
why is this girl creepily staring at me ? i'm just trying to do my math homework but i can't focus with you staring at me like that ... #wtf ? 
USERNAME o.o ? there's another (new) commercial for it now ? 
i should be watching a basketball game right now . too bad my dad forgot to take me with . #unloved #wow #notevencool 
i hate traffic o_o need to invest in a private plane , ugh ;( 
why are we learning in fucking forensic science .. this isn't health class #wtf 
i have the weirdest dreams . like last night for example . #weird 
just googled something i shouldn't have , finding out that taking calcium supplements every day increases heart attack risk by 27% #wow #stop 
well i know who's getting my vote for sloot of the year award #wow 
mfs be ugly on facebook , twitter , but not on instagram ! ? ? ? 0_o #fucklogic ! 
woke up with lipstick , glitter , cuts , and blood all over my hands this morning #wtf #drunklife 
the real version :o ne more time in my bed 
seeing my advisor about enrolling in my second semester of college ! #unreal #weird 
i laugh at things when i don't really care , pretty sure im not the only one #random 
my dreams have been so realistic these past couple days #weird 
this dude is wearing bright pink sweat pants 😲 😲 is this real life ? ? 
USERNAME o.o .... hun .... they say if it lasts more than 4 hrs you are to contact a doctor ! ! ! 
complimenting myself out loud on my writing . #wow #embarrassedmyselfalreadytoday 
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i'm physically and mentally exhausted and its only tuesday #wtf 
that lab quiz did not happen for me 😵 🔫 
she got a big booty so i call ha big booty #random 
i think i just saw wiz khalifa walkin in chico ! #wtf 
USERNAME is using all these sharp instruments on me . i'm a little worried . she is the clumsy one . 😯 
USERNAME i made your day ? ! :o cute . sucks tho i thought we were getting closer but i guess not /: 
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i'm on the wrong side of twitter right now ... ` o.o ` 
USERNAME tect me back ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! o.o 
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i honestly couldn't tell you what that dream was about ... #lost #wtf 
ballin #sunday #afternoon #driving #bored #car #auto #carporn #carlook #crazy #saywhat #damn # @ groove city URL 
USERNAME i can pick you up at 7 or 9 i have practice today so ? .. what's the plan ? :o 
i wanna kill myself every single day in 2nd hour . #shutup 🔫 😭 😡 👊 #annoyingpeople #omg 
i'm to lazy to go to school ): good thing fridays the last day & then we have all next week off . i think ? o.o 
if my husband told me he loved me 80% ... 20% of his crap would be on the porch when he got home ! ! USERNAME USERNAME #wow #80 /20 
i just noticed i had a creepy ass dream ... #wtf 
#ord flights to #boston apparently leave from the same concourse as flights to tokyo . #weird 
oh'l boy in class is quiet af now he's talking a lot all of a sudden o.o lol #dead 
supposedly theres a like community of freckled muhfukas like me in newport news . o_o 
USERNAME 0_o u hve a button nose lik me lol 
USERNAME or should i say 😵 i went there ! ! ! 
USERNAME when your pet bunny has babies with your cat ... what ? #wtf #cabbits #howdoesthathappen #gingerprobz 
niggas know damn well dem tweets avi's and instagram pics is not there real life im 0_o . haa child i livee 
i want a gf i can go to house parties with & dance some weekends & other weekends just spend time together on romantic dates 😲 
USERNAME 😦 😬 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 lol 
USERNAME is dead beside me in computer apps . 😵 
about to pay off my car in a month & trade it in ..... then i hit a fucking horse on a back road in wv ? ? ? ? #wtf 
i hate falling asleep next to the car window:l feels like everyones looking at me 0.o 
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when i call USERNAME , luis on accident ! o.0 
made eye contact with #buscrush , almost had heart attack #wtf 
( o_o ) #dahayal ? ? people ... just stop it .. #mayhem & #foolishness URL 
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so i saw my bro walk in at 6 in the morning he got the game he wanted black ops 2 :o 
USERNAME two hours ? :o woman u needa get a car thts 20 mins tops from scarbz to markham 
USERNAME i thought it's obvious who that person is ? 0.o 
getting squirted with the oil gun after it falls out of your vehicle while getting an oil change <<<< 😲 #justmyluck 
someone layed a wildcat in the library bathroom ! ! holy cow ! ! 😲 💩 
mfs got some new pussy & wanna act fye w . me o.o 
it's almost 10 and i still haven't gotten out of bed . 😮 today's gonna be an #offday . 
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USERNAME i leave all my clothes to you if it takes me rube 😵 
it just got so hot in figgs room #omg #brbdying 
morning ! ! ! ! ! i have an hour to type a 2 page paper :o peace of cake ! 
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dehh don’t take a shower in that nasty smelling perfume or whatever it is #wtf 
USERNAME dude . i hade the craziest dream about you . 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME no more birthday celebrations during the week lol 😵 🔫 
sitting in a seat that's still warm from someone else #omg #iwannadie 
USERNAME maybe she sees ghosts . my friends kid whispers to the same corner on the ceiling everyday . weird o_o 
when your mom wants to take you to get tested for adhd & bipolar 💔 #wtf 
#blackout #cod #happytwentyfirst #missioncomplete #unc #wtf #burr # #friendswithbenefits #huhh #youregross what's trending ... 
looking dumb at school because i don't match ... at all #wtf guess i was still asleep when i woke up . #effit 
there are such weird people in this school . #goaway #weird #stoptalking 
i don't understand why these weird people even open their mouths ! ! ! #wtf 
my cashier just thought quarters were worth 50 cents each ... #wtf 
after watching this birth video i now respect my mom greatly for pushing me and my brothers out with no medicine #wow good thing im a guy 
you need to stop singing because you're awful and no one cares . #goaway #weird #college #awkward 
did anyone else just fear for their lives because it sounded as if three airplanes were landing on the roof of their house ? ✈ 😳 😵 😣 #wakeupcall 
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been at work 3 hours ... seen no one 😭 😲 🔫 
she don't want a nigga if he don't have money #wtf 
this morning woke myself up giggling because someone was tickling me .. .. problem is my husband's out of town- o_o 
USERNAME o_o lmaoo , you got it .. chill chill chill 
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USERNAME 😯 maybe we can talk USERNAME into staying there with us ! ! #bestiesforever 
what if im sexy and i dont know it o_o 
feeling soo much better today , except i actually have an appetite , which means i'm starvingg ! ugh lol 😮 👅🍉🍗🍔🍟🍕🍷 
ladies , if the foundation looks orange in the bottle it will look orange on you ... what are you thinking ? ! #fake #cheetos #wtf 
that time of the day when i have to sit through bio 😲 🔫🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME hahaha ! i know oh andrew ... #shitshow 😆 😂 😲 
so tired i'm going to throw up . #wtf ? ! ? 
good morning world thankyou god for another wonderful day of living ohh really me ? ? :o why me ? 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME thursday is kileys birfdayy ! #wild #crazy #weird URL 
so the quiz wasn't bad ! i think o.o #socl1241 
USERNAME i see him today .... 😂 👊 😵 i'm gonna hide in a corner 
i know 2 guys with the name aiden and they have dimples o.o 
your so weird .. you ask me out after you talk about me having boyfriend .. ? #wowgenius .. #wtf #creep 
oh god i need to start saving money for christmas ! ! ! :o 
i thought i had a weird dream the other night ... last night topped it easily . #wtf 
im definitely dying soon .. two car accidents in a month span (both me not driving) and now waking up to carbon monoxide invading my throat 😲 😣 
why do the bo'rounds from bojangles taste like the hush puppies from captain d's ? #bojangles #weird 
a package had attempted delivery yesterday whilst out .. so now five are scheduled for today ? o_o .. & all from 1 person . #birthdaylove . ❤ ♥ ♥ 
oh oh some bitch is getting whooped by her man next door :o 
a girl in my lab is drinking coffee out of a salsa jar . #weird 
i got yelled at by 2 teachers today #wtf #nobueno 👎 
i wonder what goes through people's minds sometimes .... #crazy 
words can't explain how tacky you are if you wear a nice blouse with spandex shorts #wtf 
it's acceptable to have one wedding board on pinterest when you aren't engaged but more than 3 ? #crazy 
woke up to a awkward phone call from my ex wanting me back after all these years 😯 
good morning ! time to head to school & then go get some blood drawn :-o 
USERNAME : o_o go to the emergency room . but , than it might be gas , poot & let it out . j/k lol 
pop that purp 😊 , i fuck your bitch🚼 , got you blowing her phone📲 , while she sucking dick 😮 🍆💨👍 
dad got a car ... ? ! ? ! #knowhatthatmeans #happytweet #omg 👍👌 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 
damn she said her daddy got 15 kids ( o_o ) 
USERNAME how you know where my seat is ? :o 
that was a surprising phone call ! ! 😳 😯 
alex hard at work copying my answers 😮 USERNAME URL 
i wonder how would it be if i start being nice to girls ? o_o 
blanton is officially haunted apparently i'm not the only one that goes to sleep feeling like someone's watching them & making noises 😱 😭 😵 
USERNAME my dream involved some crazy chick trying to break into my dorm room o_o 
iphone slid across pavement after being dropped out of pocket on bike 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 phew it's fine . it was losing your wallet at a strip club 
#oomf was (and possibly still is) in love with my boyfriend when tried to help us get back together . #weird 
USERNAME we walked back outside & you was gone ! we was like :o lol 
USERNAME whuu whyy next time , just say it'll make us all feel better o_o 
haven't seen USERNAME bitch ass for bout 3-4 wks maybe o.o 
death of somthing beautiful . #beautyindeath #nature #random #godsgift @ american care n . w URL 
i need more snapchat friends ! ! ! mine need to step it up ! 😵 
singing math songs equals me wanting to kill myself 😲 🔪✊ 
i done hit every type of bitch except a fat one , retarted one , and a burnin one o.o lmao 
girls talking about piercing their boobs . o.o wtf ! 
USERNAME yoo ive been holding out for physics but i dont think i can resist much longer ! ! 😵 
the amount of homework i have to do today and tomorrow >>>> 😲 
this is the most depressing class of my life , this kid makes me wanna kill myself #depressingpresentation #wtf 
every time i tweet or text USERNAME she texts or tweets me back #omg 
the amount of homework i have to do today and tomorrow<<<<< 😲 
USERNAME get off your computer and come out here :o 
it was a moment of weakness and i said yes #shouldvesaidno 😲 
people be bringing stuff on theyself ... & b wondering why things don't go right #random 
we then drove to the miami beach but got so lost . told them bring me back to tampa and they wouldn't unless we 😮 💨. 
i don't think any song makes as much sense as #crazy by #simpleplan if u never heard it listen to it , u need to 
why is my battery already pwned ? it's not even 10am #wtf 
that uncomfortable moment when i'm wearing yoga pants and there's group of five guys walking behind me o_o uhgg 
got my black friday schedule ! 2 am to 10:00am 😲 
#confessiontime : people ima 'hoe', for whatevr reason . i dont carry my self ina hoeish manner . o_o 
hello psych .... how i have not missed you👎 😥 😫 😖 😒 😵 😑 
i woke up heart beating , feeling sea sick 0_o 
as i walked through the door of my college success class the teacher got a video about cocaine and heroin playin o.o 
USERNAME lmao i totally thought that said mail & i was like what the fuck o.o lol 
chemistry , physics , calculus , mapping russia , stats #nextsemesterclasses 😲 🔫 
USERNAME i think through facebook :o because of the contact sync . 
USERNAME #wow .... magic mike ... yup ... i'll take it ! 
higher by g . o.o . d . will forever remind me of sophomore year 
found out why my dorm smells like burning flesh , my roommate kept her iron plugged in to heat up the room because i left the window open #wtf 
star wars car ? looks like a storm trooper or some shit . #wtf URL 
USERNAME just talked to sarah b . on the phone at work . #random #oldschool 
USERNAME your an idiot u think u will get a truck for christmas ? ? ? u would be better off asking for a maid to clean ur room lol 🙈 😯 😏 
in other news , the home town homie dus is on the front page of URL #wtf ? ! ? ! ? URL 
USERNAME i've seen her before , but i've never met her lol sounds like he could be following her :o 
unless i want to meet my spiritual soulmate and make babies with her ... #wtf 
my teacher gave me a c for doing all of my work in one day instead of four ... #wtf 
finally home ,9 hours at school ? fuck it ! :o 
they blocked the school website at school #wtf @ fannin middle school URL 
just woke up at USERNAME house all by myself o_o 
day 2 of the no candy diet ! i'm having withdrawals systems ! o_o 
i miss you all ❤ 😊 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i think that's everybody i have from middle school :o 
is it weird that my birthday is exactly 9 months from valentines day ? o.o 
he doesn't even use those words with his friends .. #weird but i love him :) #foreverandalways 
this little boy is like 5 yrs old & he's already saying . tf o.o 
last period someone told me my boobs look bigger ? o.o wtf lmao 
it's official , i'm dead . parking fine balance: $1,075.00. nice knowing all of you ! 😲 
#oldpeople #dontknow #howtopark #smh #lmfao #lol #onthesidewalk #crazy #handicap @ grecian table URL 
i done witness someone getting shot and got shot at #crazy 
choking the shit out of someone expresses what words just cant seem to say ... o.o 
USERNAME lol i just saw merrick bird and perez walking , in that order and with a purpose , through the cafeteria away from the office . :o 
i definitely think i have a fever . 😤 😵 
but y'all claim yall future fans doe .. oh okay o.o 
my dream was so weird .. went from a music fest into a maze where this bus was going 230 mph then into a museum where i broke my foot ! ! #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME it is rumored aaron rodgers is engaged . :o 
omg :o they've been gone for a hour ! ? ! ? ! ? 
an army of 10 students yielding nerf guns just passed me on the sidewalk #wtf 
USERNAME that looks so good lol chocolate & blueberries :o 
USERNAME me too . an inch off her jugular :o 
excuse me . i didnt know pregnant woman werent aloud to openly talk about thier sex life on thier own twitter o_0 
USERNAME i hope ! o.o if they follow thru . lol 
so a guy told me that his best orgasm came from gettin his butthole licked . #wtf #travisrinerquotes 
forgot my glasses lets see how im going to see today in class lol 🔫 😜 😋 👎👎 😵 😂 
he sed niggas is dirty for playin with handsinitizer . lmaoo #wtf 
i woke up today in a grumpy ass mood but when i came to school it all changed . #weird 
<---------------- necromantic mortician , giving the dead very special attention o.o 
- wen my nigga kemo knowz i'm in school and asks me for a dutch ? #wtf nigha lmaoo 
there are so many weird an annoying kids in this class #wow 
the fact that both of their lastnames are sanchez ...... weird o_o 
USERNAME xtau lah nk ckp .. sbb kiteorg sendiri pun xtau sebenarnya :o 
i cut my hair and it's almost back to the same length 😮 😮 #hairgrowsfast 
USERNAME omgg haha i'm sorry i tagged the wrong gabbi :p i ment ruland #wow 
USERNAME :o a whole chapter ! i gotta see send it again ! and probably i dropped it without the case seven times-__- #iphone 
boy besides me is snoring loud af o.o i guess he dont know & is having good dreams lmao ! #fail #dead 
USERNAME blehh ,. i don't think it's that fun .. and i hate zombies ! ! o.o they freak me outt , . 
the things dalton sends me in study hall . #wtf URL 
USERNAME i watched this saturday night . i got too drunk to leave the house . #cantbelieveijustadmittedtothat 😮 
these next 2 weeks at school<<< 😵 #tests #projects #stress 
my professor keeps telling us we need to get pregnant now ! #wtf ain't nobody got time for that ! ! 
USERNAME i am so loving your scenes w/jessica collins ! loving nick & avery ! :o ) 
rocking a hoodie and shorts in the snowy weather and im actually enjoying it #weird 
25mg adderall + energy drink = speeding like crazy #omg 
himtoday: why ain't nobody grab that call of duty yet ... me:. o_o man you said you aint want i could've got that shit lastnight for free .99 
i have the side of my hair pink and blue and i want to take the pink out and put blue over it what if it turns purple o.o ? 
USERNAME must be nice ... nicki just got a 70% :o 
gill was just in such a rush to leave and now he's sitting here watching fight videos on wshh #wtf #imhungry 😠 
USERNAME jajajajajaja no mams , no he visto eso pero suena mas q enferno o.o 
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seriously you can't even stand up for your self you have to get a friend to do it #wow 
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somebody said she couldn't sing when they saw her in concert o.o 
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just saw pictures of the human barbie and anime girl #wtf 
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today is tuesday , so does that mean our #freetyler wishes have been answered ? ! #omg #bouttime 
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USERNAME a witty comment on a tweet every now and then wouldn’t hurt :o ) 
USERNAME and me talked all last night until she fell asleep :o ) 
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i'm so not looking forward to working black friday #random #butsotrue 
USERNAME is that a yes for both of my questions ? ? ? 0.o 
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woke up with my glasses under my bed ... #umm #wtf 
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that moment when a #random group of older #men wearing #c @ 7th st/metro center (julian dixon) metro station URL 
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wat did my eyes just see ! ! ! ! 😯 
damn just saw the biggest bike crash by the bookstore , everyone walking in front of me turned around and stared 🚲🚲 😲 
ladies wouldn't leave me . that'd be like putting down a bottle of patron and picking up a glass of mexican tap water #random 
USERNAME o.o i imagine it ended painfully bad lol i have tile flooring and my dad waxes it ... i live in a death trap with my clumsiness 
mom was being a sneaky bitch , & found out all the shit that went down in that house . #crazy 
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USERNAME i think it's been like 3 years since i've seen you #weird 
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big deal big deal .. eng prof just swore :o 
es nigga told me i was dressed like webbie today ! 0_o how i do that ? 
aint a mu fucka dumb enuff 2 say i cant rap bout guns-had dozens $-had a 6 figures bitches- 0_o life struggles-cmon man . jus b u . 
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USERNAME but i was really hoping i would win one of those creepy dolls like the one you have o.o 
had like 4 consecutive bad dreams last night #wtf #exhausted 
i'm just so frustrated today ! ! ! ! ! 😔 😒 😩 😠 😡 😲 
my teacher didn't show up and put another student in charge of the class #wtf #whycantweleave 
selling my bike isn't as hard as i thought it would be o.o will probably be sad when i sell it </3 
laundry in car never made it to the laundry mat o_0 #busy body 
sears is selling a 50 inch led flat screen for 300 bucks on black friday :o . gunna have to swoop on that 
why don't teachers have to make work cited pages when they handout notes the copy and pasted ? o_o 
USERNAME sorry taking long ! in us history and taking long notes :o lol ! are you gonna go drop emily off with your mom ? 
so you can like my pictures but not text me .. #makessense #fml #wtf 
USERNAME i hit 20 k like a month ago :o 
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just showed carly pictures from home on how we navajo's butcher sheep ! :d #wow #sheep #navajo 
soy una mala conductora o_o creo q necesito mas practica para manejar aqui . pero en panamá seria toda una michael schumacher ... 
dude you’re in shorts ! and they are cargo shorts #wtf 
ariana ask mhe what class iim n like we dnt got the same shedule o.o 
USERNAME no chinese is for christmas day , the waitresses can sing "tis the season to be jahry fa ra ra ra ra ! o.o #christmasstory 
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he was only supposed to go and meet her and be a few minutes late ... he's about an hour late . good mood = gone -.- #wtf 
USERNAME hahaha wat , why ? ? ? did i do something wrong , is it cause im illuminati :o 
i just used a hashtag in a text . #wow 
#thatawkwardmoment when it feels like te person behind you in line is watching you on twitter #weird 
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USERNAME USERNAME anybody else irked about the 13 dollar ticketmaster fee ! #wtf 
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#thatawkwardmomentwhen a gay nigga come sits in gazebo with you continuously staring as he smokes his cigarette 0_o 
USERNAME wait but arent you gonna be a freshman til next year ? :o 
when i listen to a mike tomlin press conference i notice myself turning my head to the side like a puppy , curious and confused . #wtf 
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“USERNAME daily morning awesomeness . omg ! i wish this was my refrigerator :o URL oh . my . god . 
got everything done for the week and it's monday ! ! #wtf #superfast #getshitdone 
to many people from my past keep popping up into my life lol #weird 
3 #women at the #busstop we all have #cheetahprintbags .... #crazy (vally girl voice) 
my dog still pees like a girl #wtf #your11 /2 ? 🐾👎 
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USERNAME it depends if they're happy or not . :o 
“USERNAME the end of the white man era ? URL i rea d: end of the white haired man #revenge #weird USERNAME 
standing on a line between giving up and seeing how much more i can take 😲 
this girl said she wish she was me o.o ... no you don't girl lmfao ! 
oklahoma is trying to emancipate themselves from the us ? ? ? wth ? #scary #crazy ! 
joke of the day: states are trying to secede because of the last election . #wow 
USERNAME yup i've been wanting to try that expensive cream all the stars use 😯 😬 
why is everyone i know getting married or having kids ? ! like seriously you're 18-23 you have awhile to do that man . #crazy 
USERNAME .... i can feel stuff working on my insides ... #weird .... 😳 😳 😳 
i'm soo good at holding my tounge sometimes . #wow 
i was just #remembering the #old look of the #dragonladylounge . #wow URL 
your seriously the craziest person iv ever met . he is running around on u and dont give two cents about uand u stay .. #wow 
this one guy showed me his prince albert at rusko last night o.o 
USERNAME i havent talked to you in forevaa . #wtf #ineedsomealextalk 
just another day at valley , the choir people walking around singing all loud . cool . 😮 🎼🎶 @ greek theatre URL 
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my voice is more high pitched in spanish ... #weird 
when you stomach growls super loud in class and everyone is quiet o.o 
thinking and writing is going to kill me 😵 #imgonnafail #ohbreakwhereareyou 
USERNAME is it true you like tinker bell ? ! o.o 
USERNAME what ! ! ! ! ian using twitter ! :o oh my ! ! ! 
i'm almost to my 13k tweet ! :o haha i would be further but ya knoo i have a life outta the webb >.< haha 
sitting at the doctor watching a women get a sheep placenta facial . #wtf 
USERNAME aye you going to that feild trip tmrw ? o.o 
jealous ! did u run you're hands thru his hair quilter her did it ? 0.o i mean ew 
darrk circles as a result of sleeping for 4 hours 👎🙈 😵 😎 
i have had multiple heart attacks before turning 21 but many more will come :o 
i cant believe i got searched for going . too get my gym clothes out of my car #wtf 
i spend many nights in my bedroom , my body submersed in a pool of frantic sweat . screaming at your damn acronyms ! #wtf 
wait , not one mentioned that jessica tata has been setting fire to shit since she was 14. she set her high school bathroom on fire ... 0_o ? 
my mom just threatened my dad with a divorce .. #wtf #wth #gtfo 
its too early for naraya to be smacking me with nutterbutters o_0 
about to lead a mock counseling session in front of my whole class . #flippingout #skillsdemonstration 😱 👎🙅 😵 
blaine just tried walking down the hall with his arm around me . #wtf ? ! no . 
horoscopes are fucking weird . i told myself yesterday that i'm going to try new things and today my horoscope said to try new things #wtf 
USERNAME #wtf are u talking about , melo never checks kobe 
i hate waking up in a bad mood ... i thot i wished for a good week not a bad one . #wtf 
that's not a cop ... then he puts a light on top of his car and suddenly i'm screwed . 😮 😳 
for some odd reason i always wake up with just one sock on o_o 
so my phone screen is definitely starting on its way out . it keeps turning either all shades of red or blue instead of dimming o.0 
government health regs are bad enough on their own . listening to updates from a monotone speaker who can't make eye contact makes it worse . 😲 
just heard christmas song play on the radio ... #wtf #notecited 
a girl in all my sign classes got engaged over the weekend ! ! after she said yes they kissed for the first time ! #romantic #crazy #aaww 
i got chili on my shirt and i tried to wipe it off . i can still smell chili on my shirt . o_o 
i look so whacked out in all my pics :o 
not sure why USERNAME thinks i need to know all this personal information ... #weird 
USERNAME 😯 good point ... it doesn't fit me either so it's pointless haha 
oh so its that damn billy ... that got my #victoria in trouble ...... go figure #yr ......... o_o 
the lights are on at our field right now i repeat the lights are on at the field 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 
i made a twitter so could bitch about stupid shit so i wasn't doing it on fb but then ppl started following me . o.o 
USERNAME :o i was wondering if you were still alive ! 
what's this ? ? #weird #wow #white #or #black @ blanche ely high school URL 
i feel bran new after i wash my hair #random 
i feel brand new after i was my hair #random 
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"USERNAME dude , my accidental fall in my splits stretched me out a lot ! o.o URL USERNAME 
i cant believe im saying this but im craving a cig so bad right now . #omg 
USERNAME you've really got a hold on me from last night was absolutely outstanding . those growls ! ! #omg #killmenowhaley 
that akward moment when u hang pictures .. then half of them fall off the wall #wtf #ineedhelp 
USERNAME :o what didn't happen ! i'm so bored entertain me d: 
omg my teacher is giving the class a lecture on monkeys right now ... i'm supposed to be in economics . #weird 
dunkin' donuts has a red velvet drizzle donut . this thing looks filthy . 👀 😵 👅👍 @ dunkin' donuts URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i apologize for being an absolute creature 0_o 
USERNAME lmao i pictured that lady saying that , lol aight bet , im getting a rape whistle and imma blow it when i see u :o 
USERNAME no my strep test was positive and i got the rash before any antibiotics #weird 
the navy is calling me :o but i'm in class <<<< fuck 
getting out of valencia parking lot is taking longer than my class . #wtf #learnhowtodrive 
USERNAME thank you ! ugh now i want to go in so i don't miss it 😯 
USERNAME :o ya lo escondi hahaha he's too busy with bo2 he'll forget that shitty game haha 
maybe working full time while going to school full time for 2 semesters in a row was a bad idea ? 👎 😵 
gonna find out the news in less then 2 hours :o 
thank you father for the backyard being cleared ! hallelujah ! :o ) phew ! #1000gifts 
i'm the only one that did the classwork in mrs . nurella's class . o.o 
wait i thought it was only suspended for one weekend not forever ! i love my blue law #wtf #nothappy #bluelawlover #jerseygirlproblems 
remembering little parts of dreams days later <> #random #noideawhatiwasdreingabout 
she eyeing me like a nigga dont exist . o_o bitch you know you want this dick . 
USERNAME at least i got the game .. and aren't at school #random 
once again everybody putting all the pressure on dero #dcu #wow 
#fun #cool #batman #crazy #comicbooks #comics #popart #art #artist #photo #photography #instagram @ eleven80 URL 
biology lecture and lab for the next 3 1/2 hours 😲 🔫 
for some odd reason i dreamed about meeting anna nicole smith last night .. i swear i should have a tv show about my dreams . #wtf #losingit 
the fact i won't be snowboarding this year .. #sadtweet 😲 
either my roommates are taking my stuff or i have a ghost in my room because my mascara disappeared last week and now my body wash #wtf 
facebook get your shit together and stop putting certain people next to each other in my chat bar it's creeping me out . #jeez #weird 
yesterday i didn't even need a jacket , today i'm freezing in a coat and scarf #wtf #typicalbing 
USERNAME i have absolutely no idea where it came from . o_o 
USERNAME vinch we get a free month of tanning with the lease 😯 
the state of texas now has over 74 thousand signatures on their petition on URL ... #wow #wethepeople 
USERNAME bitch don't be givin' me that o.o look u know what i mean 
anybody that knows me knoowwss i dont do tears 0_o ... this old lady broke into tears at the bank i backed into a corner 0_o 
#inmiddleschool it was all about potato shoes and crocs . hahah #wtf 
i wana go out & explore college station ! :o :) 
USERNAME ahh shit for how much :o i need that game dude ! 
USERNAME i'm in fw at bridge way right now but if i'm back by then we can hangout don't really know where'd wed go though o.o 
so vinny is getting a show now too . #wow 
USERNAME did you change your number again ? o_o cuz i texted you .. 
i sure did have a pokemon dream last night . what the fuck brain ? #nerdforlife #wtf 
at work ! and it's fucking cold ! ! ! ! :o 
such a crazy morning and its only 10 .. 😵 
i wonder if i decided not to go to practice this week if coach would get mad being that we technically don't have any more games o_0 
need to stop at my moms and grab my backpack i forgot it damn 🌀 😯 
USERNAME yo o_0 where u at ? ? ? ? ? 
USERNAME chinese food anytime of the year is great ! o.o general tso chicken , crab ragoon #hungryasfuck 
not even gone wonder how big my son gone be 0_o 
this couple are having a full blown conversation to their dog as if it is going to talk back #crazy #dogpeople 
USERNAME USERNAME he has a warrant out for his arrest 😮 
i told someone today i go to new mexico state university , instead of saying lamar . #wtf #tired #dying 
USERNAME i am so excited about sunday ! it's so much fun . i have a feeling you may turn 50 shades of red ! haha 😯 
candy kills me 😰 just one piece makes me vomit uncontrollably and i'm really regretting eating that sucker . fml i'm stupid 😵 
USERNAME 😯 i want em ! haha how much are they ! ? where can i get em from ! ? gail ! answer me ! now ! haha 
i had a dream i fought some girl , and killed her then she came back as a butterfly ? #wtf 
i just saw a tweet of somebody asking when is black friday .. o.o same day every year , the day after thanksgiving ! 
on a brighter note , i get high and wanna clean #wtf 
i'm not a temptress , i'm just trouble . #morefun #crazy 
my braids are out . i look like the weekend right now o.o 
USERNAME .... or a hot dog ! ! ! ! i am ruined lmao o.o 
of course , the hangover would kick in when i'm driving home :o 
USERNAME :o hmgee ! austin still gottm in his car . i washed them & everything . so you can just put them on lol 
about to get my blood drawn nervous because i've never been sick like this :-o 
USERNAME what kind of beer ? lite ? :o ) 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME thank you fat finger typist texas is not zyecas #wtf 
holy shit . just watched my neighbor's body being hauled out of his apt in a body bag . what . the . fuck . 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 #wtf #wtf #wtf 
ur broke all the time but u have new car & new cell phone & new clothes .. hmm #weird where did u learn how to save money ? from the media lol 
thinking back to 10 minutes ago , it doesn't feel like it was 10 minutes ago . #wtf 
just honked at two mormon missionaries . i hope i didnt offend them . :o #cuties #couldntresist 
USERNAME the bitch in back of me probably on her rag o.o 
b . o.o . s . i . e . b . a . d . a . z . z . that's me ! 
aww i love u too ! ! ! rt USERNAME mi luv mi sus USERNAME #random but i dont tell her too often 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces . 
USERNAME how do i go from seeing you everyday in the summer , to never seeing you at all . #wtf ? lol 
this guy is next to me reading his bible and he occasionally tells out 😦 😮 😐 
made it ! even their airport has disney resort 😱 😲 @ orlando international airport (mco) URL 
crazy whute women started attacking a dog with an umbrella #random 
my moms dog keeps looking at me and liking her lips , i think she wants me o.o ! 
i feel like he hates me :o whatever i did in sorry :( 
USERNAME how you get that emoji in your name 😯 
hmm i think i may have come in contact with a few narcissists o.o #psychology #abnormalpsych #igottapoop 
we don't gotta go out and kick it all the time ... we can stay inside watch movies play games and cuddle and still have a good time #random 
love how u like some1 and then they don't like u back but then some1 that u don't like likes u #weird #butmakessince 
did i really just feel my phone vibrate when it really didnt ... #omg #goingcrazy 😔 
phones going to die and i have 45 min left in stats class . 😵 🔫 
i'm competing this weekend at the same place i showed horses this summer ... #weird 
why do we need a cop patrolling the library ... did i miss something ? o_o 
story of my life  "USERNAME lmao kierra_polly #random #mcc #green #white post lol . URL 
so ... much ... caffeine ... i blame USERNAME #venti #omg #sugarcoma 
#facebook #picture #kissyface #socute #brunette #omg #nickasaur #beauty #hazeleyes #beautiful @ royalton , pa URL 
omg .. what if i died my hair red o.o 
i wanna get some butt shots ! ! ! #random 
it's amazing ... you learn something new everyday ! #wow 
my dad just called me corny ... #wtf . #thatsashame . #imnotcorny #reallifee 
i got an offer in hawaii & switzerland ..... didnt expect feedback so soon wow 0_o 
alright bbs kittens & vixens this show has reached the end , sleep b4 work love & blessings to you all ! :o ) 
USERNAME USERNAME and USERNAME all coming to st louis within 15 days ! :o when did #stl become an awesome city ? ! 
incredible how my knee is messed up but i'm not feeling pain , the doc tells me :o (at dr . arthur ting) — URL 
USERNAME how do you get -1% in a poll ? ! ? #crazy 
if i can't take my ☕, my ☕, my ☕. if i can't take my ☕, something within me 😵 . lies ⬇ and something within me 😵 . 
can't believe i'll be 24 one month from today :o #grandpastat 
i always wander why birds stay in the same place when they can fly any where on earth then i ask myself the same question :o 
7 months till i turn 18 😲 🔫. i don't know if i can wait that long . 😳 😰 😭 
USERNAME it was really starting to mess with my stomach . either i’m getting older or my body has had it . #weird 
damn i was sucked into that dream soo hard . #crazy 
on the boardwalk rapidly walking away from the cursing bag lady . #wtf 
idk why my mom wants to get my report card all of a sudden . she hasn't went to report card pick up since 8th grade o.0 
i had a dream about USERNAME after watching season 2 of #glee again o.o and let me tell you ..... it was amazing xd ! ! ! 
fort cares more about kids skipping prti then there normal classes . #weird 
damn i been asleep too long .. & tht dream i had ! #wow 
i haven't been to a doctors in 5 years ! ! 😷 😲 @ healthcare partners medical group URL 
my hands are still shaking from 3rd period , o.0 why won't you stop already ! ? ! 
happy birthday to the big slut on campus USERNAME go do some hoodrat adult things :o ) luv u bb 
yea that sounds more like a mom than a wifey type o_o #oomf #lrt 
girl walks into the satellite looking like batman :) #college #wow @ university center satellite URL 
saw some tibetan buddhist monks walk into the postal office o.0 
officially don't fit in any of my jeans anymore o.o 
what the fuck ntelos ! ! ! ! you stupid assholes . why do i have no fuckin service again #wtf ! 
i'm too hungover for this timed mile today 😲 #thestruggle 
.. 2k to millions .. a little , really ? o_o 
br . john just asked me if i was born in 9004 ? #wtf br . john 😂 
these weirdos are really over here talking about #wtf #weirdos 
USERNAME lol in middle school ? :o i didn’t even have a phone -.- lol 
humm why are there people with cameras outside bhs #weird 
i will never understand boston ... #weird #boston #barbie @ boston , ma URL 
got my copy USERNAME USERNAME callofduty #blackopsii 😲 🔫 @ best buy URL 
i bought 1k followers what time and they all end up leaving lol #wtf 
USERNAME i know i saw it on USERNAME s facebook 😍 😮 
why is taunton high school deca following me .... ? #wtf #random 
anyone else havin a prob with facebook ? #wtf #cmv URL 
really dreading going to my english class at 3 :3 0 .... 😲 🔫 
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unhappy voters in 33 states sign petitions to secede from u . s . after election #crazy 
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the girl that looks like she has down syndrome sits here now :o 
wish the bus driver . could learn to drive #crazy 
when grown women reference their boyfriend/husband as ... out to dinner with the boy ! uh , is he your kid ? #weird 
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USERNAME read some poetry then ! i can't even remember how to write a memoir piece o.o 
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asian pulling a container of hissing liquid nitrogen thats taller than he is >>> #wtf #chemistryhall 
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operation cram as much info in my brain , in an hour .. go . 😮 
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so tired , i still need to study for midterm #2 today ! :o 
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USERNAME was that all we had to do :o ? nothing else ? 
guy in my class is so afraid of the government that he refuses to have his photo taken and has zero social networks . #crazy or #genius ? 
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seeing that someone got 215 likes on the facebook picture ... #wow 
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this kid is talking about ut being his back up :o .. uhh that's cool ya know no big college accepting you or anything . 
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hubby i playing cod .. that means i wont be able to have a conversation with him today bc his ass will be to distracted ! :o / 
whoa whoa is all i can say oh my oh my i gets paid all day .... lol #very #random that's my lil rap for today 
wishing my paychecks were just as big as they were in the summer :( 30$ isnt getting me anywhere #wtf 
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them girls that try to fight a man . #wtf ? 
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#twitterjailrealson i been in jail for over 2 long; dreary; painful #tweetwatching hours; wtf did i do to deserve that sh-t ! o_o 
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everyones getting their student loans notices today . i don't have any . 😮 #hateme #sorryy 
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is it possible to go a shoe size down cause my heels seem to be huge on me now . o_0 
why do guys like to watch porn with their girlfriends o.o ? 
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when someone you thought you blocked ages ago pops up on your newsfeed #ew #wtf 
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didn't go to fremont today . was feeling terrible . 💔 😲 😷 
i've reailze that the cute boy has same last name . #omg 
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haters gonna hate , potatoes gonna potate #wtf #dontgetit lol 
um i hope shes not trynn say i copied her tattoo o.o cos im sure hers isnt like mine . 
got the job at the nursing home ! #omg #happy #yay 😃 👍 
i love my kitty cat , but i'm very allergic , had to take a few puffs of my inhaler after cleaning her litter box and mopping the floor . #wtf 
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i seriously don't talk to a lot of guys , idk why my guy friends think that o.o i'm not that pretty . 
some random person retweeted one of my tweets from october o_o i tweet hella lot so i know they was all on my shidd ! URL 
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did this nigga on the radio just say the end of the world sale 0_o 
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#thatawkwardmoment when the food in the point park cafeteria actually tastes really good . #weird 
this dude had a kid at 15 :0 and been working here forever :o crazy 
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meme knows the unlock pattern on my phone o_o now if she wasnt nosey as hell this wouldnt be a problem , but she is . time4change ! ! ! 
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i didn't get the job in eastpointe but i got an interview for a promotion position at my current job o_o 
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its 4:20 and i aint got any weed ! ? #wtf 
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one thing i noticed during this ny trip: fox isn't the only news network in existence . out in public and seeing cnn , bloomberg , rt #weird 
potentially my last weekend on campus till next semester . :o what ! ? #timeflies 
i don't find anything attractive about guys from georgia ..... o_o 
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long greasy hair with a cowboy hat on and flip flops #wow 
well i guess it's time to roll out of bed 😲 
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tryouts was the best ❤ you know the coach gives you that varsity look i got that look ! ! :o 
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i really shoulda brought my headphones today ... ( o_o ) .... i reached for em this morning & than thought ”nahh” .... 
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so i was told i made varsity ? is it true ? :o 
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birthday extravaganza with friends ! it's a surprise ! :o *shh* xd can't wait ! :d 
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listening to some car dealer lady tell us about when a guy took her to dinner then drove around drinking ... #weird 
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i'm a left handed driver , when i drive with my right hand it feels so awkward #weird 
the wrestle offs today blew my mind 😮 😧 😱 
if there was a ghost in front of me , of course i will get scared , but my reflexes would be to punch the ghost :o 
some random black guy just ask me if i ever had sex with an asian o.o 
you did care but you don't know and u will again ? #wtf 
time to move back to dallas for good ... #wow 
lmaoo , they kept saying oomf was kissing my hat .. ! ! (( o.o )) crazy right .. ? 
need to head to brickell tomorrow . to cop a bag of dope . o_o . man i luv florida . o_o . 
nts: don't bring women home to mom often . for a short asian lady , she knows how to intimidate the mess out of a woman . she will break u #wow 
USERNAME wait what did it remind you off ? ? ? :o 
they're remaking the sound of music with carrie underwood as maria 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME wtf is #ff ya bangin on me or what's going on here ? o.o 
#memoriesiwontforget when my friend today said she could eat herself out with a spoon ! o.o lmaoo #weirdo 
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rt USERNAME i’m home…pants are off , and all is right in the world .⬅ 😮 
my stepdad is in his shop singing gwen stefani .. #wow 
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woe ! something is wrong . i did not type my last 2 tweets . they just randomly appeared on my tl ..... #weird #hackersarehaters 
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USERNAME does your concert mean that i'm going to meet you ? :o 
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girl cutting my hair: i couldn't tell if you were gay or not . me: sorry , i left my pink tutu at home tonight . #wtf #whydoesitmatter2u 
just watched a video of a mother spray washing her 3 year old child at the car wash .... #wtf #psycho 
mom :o h wait no you can't do that . esjshxbfksj what 
i cant find my blue skinny jeans .... i think i'm losing my mind #crazy #no pantd 
i let USERNAME shack in ny bed last night and she didn't even put out #wtf #worstshacker 
fighting someone smaller then you .. bet you felt super tough ! #wow -_- 
i can't find my blue skinny jeans ... i'm losing my mind ! #crazy #nopants 
i want to know what she was talking about . #random #confused 
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USERNAME do you think you could give me a ride ? :o 
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rule 526: make sure she take a bath with a cap fulla bleach before you decide to eat her ass . #random #outtaline 
USERNAME USERNAME that's disgusting .. i don't smoke flavored cigs tho ! ! 😯 
USERNAME eatin a little food then yup gonna actually look like a girl tonight lol #weird 
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i want it to be tomorrow ! ! ! o.o 
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bahahahhaha that was soo funny ! is your car ok ? o.o 
#random : i want another freddie vs . jason movie ...... sequel . i thought we would've had one by now . 
the way xavier was talking ... i know this girl gonna try touch me at these movies o.o 
omg guys ! look how hawt i izz wiff mehh cup o noodles #omg #cool #hot #rando @ englewood elementary school URL 
on my tl all i see is a bunch of people bitching o.o 
why is it that every single time i go to #workout , when i leave , and see that i'm sandwiched between 2 big trucks/suvs ? #wtf #seriouslynow 
the USERNAME fans are the sweetest people ! ! ! ! #awesome #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME best tweet ever ! thanks for making my day girls ! 😮 😊 
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my cousin gets everything freely handed to him , and does nothing .. yet this brat has the courage to tell his parents he hates them #wtf 
i saw the girl version of edu today at work though :o lol 
and i cant believe my dads first time playing xbox and he knocked me out on ufc #wtf . 
people talk . . . its wat they do but funny when they're talkin bout themselves o_o 
this guys a fool #goodtimes #crazy #truefriends #24 #mylife #sagittarius #laughs #homies # @ sips espresso URL 
USERNAME :o it's alright pretty sure you guys will win the rest 
who the fuck is natasha . ? ! ? ! ? o_0 
mom , just because my brothers were bad when they were in highschool doesn't mean i am . #trustissuesmuch ? #omg 
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hate the sound of munching ice or hard candy 😣 😲 
this is his idea of spending the day together . #typeshit #wtf . 
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guyz ... theres a #cow in the #grocery store ... #shopping #weird #funny #scared the @ haggen northwest fresh URL 
you ever see #oomf in person and be like 😨 😲 😱 
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dang son ! ! got 78 retweets on dat mansion elan tweet 0.o 
you ever see #ooyf in person and be like 😨 😲 😱 
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the stories monica be telling me 😯 😳 😯 😑 😂 
USERNAME you go to school with tony hawk ! ? ! :o 
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randomly feel like im gonna be sick << #wtf # 
USERNAME ¡no manches ! , si adelgacé bien cañón o_o jajaja . 
soo .... gd was blonde at the beginning and red at the end ... did he really dye it or is it just spray ? o.o #kpopthoughts 
actually really enjoying ridiculousness right now . #weird #neverhappens 😆 
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USERNAME hahahaha i am too 😳 great were all about to die 😲 
you girls want to see what my apartment looks like ? #whynot #random 
would you rather get shot in the face with a flame thrower or talk to a girl ? USERNAME #pq 's o.o 
#real right by house . god is amazing ! #crazy @ my house URL 
USERNAME USERNAME still can't get anyone to confirm when my order will be delivered . really disappointed in the custservice re :o nline orders 
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did you have a 🍟fight in my car ? 😯 USERNAME USERNAME 
i'm 18 & can't do jack shit ... #wtf #cantwaittobe21 
i just missed my ride in town to get some shoes #wtf 
jersey friends this just in ! ... i may be coming home for a few days before christmas 😍 😮 
we need to go grocery shopping tonight . but i'm just so sleepy 😴 😲 
moms say she gone beat my ass .. stash been found 😲 😱 😲 😱 😲 😱 
the more i try to understand the more confused i get ..... 😐 😑 😵 😖 😣 
forgot to mention my cuz is also one of the only freshman i like :o USERNAME 
hate when u know somebody is lying and they know you know but continue to do so ! #wtf #fake 
never thought i'd cry over a pair a shoes ... trolol . i'm a shoeaholic ! :o o 
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but he sounds like a dying cat . 😲 🐱 
my hair is so hard it froze on me cause i had swimming and my hair was wet :o 
i might not be paying too much attention to this movie tho o.o 
my house is so quiet right now ! #weird #scary 😳 
some girls be throwin around the love word like they talkin about the weather . you really love every guy like that ? #okaythen o_0 
USERNAME i will later my phones about to die :o 
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oww i dropped a weight on my head . i think i'm gonna be brain dead now . 0.o 
ive learned/figured USERNAME is creeping on me :p USERNAME told me so ! #weird 
first time at college where i can go out without setting my alarm for 6am to go to work ... fuggyaa #baileys #getting #weird 
listening to justin bieber while i clean my room . #his #music #omg #jb 💜 USERNAME 
who just screamed at me at the quick trip in hays 😯 ? 
the nba commissioner fined the spurs 250,000 dollars ! #wtf 
nigga , i told you i was gonna be out virginia tonight 😲 USERNAME 
my luck i would step in cat shit #omg #ew #gunnapuke 
out of no where my mom goes , umm , mom that's weird and a little bit creepy . #creepy #weird #stalker #awkward 
USERNAME i was going to but i was in a rush , and dude your still short . :o 
this boy told me if i go w . him he'll buy me the dr dre . headphones & give me $100.00 #omg #thethirstisreal ! 
whoever the guy downstairs is , needs to leave cause i'm hungry and a mess and need to go down there now . #whoareyou #wtf 
i'm always in wv when there is a famous person in the dirty myrtle #wtf 
smoking it while driving #wtf ” uhh that was me #hookahparty 
"USERNAME the things i find on the internet ... #wtf #seriously ? URL is this real ? i just seriously read that ? ! 
on another note i wanna go on a date for my bday #random 
shit i mite wait up for her ima smacked anyways 😲 
aye who is that ? o_o it's the straw hat luffy . 
when my professor answer 1 email within 15 minutes , but still hasn't answered my other email from 2 days ago ! ! #wtf #frustrated 
i'm so high i feel like i can walk in space ! 😲 💨🍁💨🍁💨💨🍁🍁🍁💨💨💨💨 😲 😲 
i am addicted to hiit spin at #zenspin i had my first workout-gasm #omg 
USERNAME o_o i didn't bug you but you just said what money lol 
sum guys really are #scumbags . dont holla at me if yu got a girlfriend .... #wtf #asshole i'm not even interested . 
USERNAME good one i feel like i'm debating with a 10 year old .. #wow 
it should be a law that papers can't be due at midnight on fridays #wtf #cantfocus #collegeproblems 
standing outside dancemakers like a loner 😮 😮 😮 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME hopefully its 2 hours ! depends how many girls go :o 
my phone was dead all day o.o i was sad 
i'm begging my sister to come see this scary movie with me 😣 😞 😲 😫😤 
every time i'm at burgerfi , i see a dog o_o 
having to watch the soliloquy of is making me ask myself that very same question . 😵 🔫 
USERNAME well thanks for the encouragement lol i'm gonna need it when i take the final in a week and a half 😲 
USERNAME lmaoo im not normal o.0 .. i feel bad for you #gottadealwithafriendlikeme 
the little girls name on this episode of #svu is tessa . so #weird hearing my name cuz i don't hear it that often ! 
i feel like shit 👎 😲 😷 😣 #hangover #hungry #headache 
let me find out someones stalking me on twitter ! ! :o 
USERNAME blobcat is good , and the cupcake is vanilla . :o 
what friend is he talking about ... ? o.o he has a friend 
a pair of undies were stuck inside my hoodie i just changed into .... just discovered this . woww . #omg 
USERNAME lmao ! you don't even know me anymore .. smh o.o 
fake christmas tree just completely penetrated my eyeball #ruinedretinas #deathbybalsamfir 👀💀 😲 
just packed a huge duffel bag to go to towson for one night #wtf #girliegirlproz 
USERNAME you faked on me yesterday moe 😮 😮 😮 
USERNAME thank you ! ^_^ good memories were made last night ! lol , well the ones we can remember ? o.o 
lisa jut said she wants to have sex with me #wtf 
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i have never seen such a big as pitt like USERNAME dog lmao i was scared at first sight #random thought 
just packed a huge duffel bag to go to towson for one night #wtf #girliegirlprobz 
alot of #subtweeting goin tonight #wtf hahahahahaha they are actually pretty funny once u know what they are about :d even mine i laughe d: ) 
USERNAME oh bieber i just saw you tweet and you no follow me :o k ~ 
melinda straight called me out infront of everybody ! 😲 
yea uumm why ya wife beater on the outside of ur long john shirt o_o smh this @ south side (paradise park) URL 
i'm not who i was two days ago . that's soo weird o.o 
date night ! :o ) (@ la tolteca) [pic]: URL 
USERNAME oh i see you only retweet people who you follow :o fine bieberr ~ 
i jut ate the best food in the world :o :d 
USERNAME 6 months ? 😯 might as well be eternity ! 
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USERNAME so in basketball , your team gets a fine if you don't play your stars ? ! #wtf #spurs 
USERNAME 😆 😮 🎉🎊🎇🎆📢📣🎤🎧🎺🎷. they are the only noise makers i could find . but lalalalalalalakalala i can't be quiet . 
so now you want to talk to me .. hmm .... #weird #thatsafirst #usuallyihavetotalktoyoufirst 
ok so my stepmom brings outback home for dinner and there's something missing and i don't say anything and it's my fault it's missing #wtf 
#pony #tail #swag #long #hair #wow #hair #cut #notre #dame #sweatshirt #sexy #mofo @ grandma's house URL 
you know what would suck ? if you fell on your face and died . 😲 #sorrynotsorry 
cup of noodles 😲 😍 😊 💚 💚 💚 💚 
woah . woah . 25 days of christmas starts tomorrow 😮 
tonight i'm just trying to get really wasted #oneofthosenights 😜 😝 😷 😎 😲 🍺🍻🍸🍹🍷 
- i went upstairs to get my retainer and came back downstairs without it ... #wtf 
spurs are fine for resting players contrary to the best interest of the nba . #wtf how is that rule ? 
ceramics ! USERNAME #bestfriends #ceramics #crazy @ monte vista christian school URL 
a deer suddenly sprints across the road in kokomo and dad said , #wtf hahaha 
its crazzy how in just a year ill be calling daiizelle my husband o.o 
#bigrichtexas poor shay=( i'm sad 4her ! #crazy #meangirls children don't need to hide things if the parents are open honest &understanding 
USERNAME i thought your parents weren't gonna let you go to dixie state ? :o 
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USERNAME i still have it :d i just take it off when i charge my phone sometimes :o 
#random switched my car insurance over the other day & will be saving $80 monthly 
USERNAME it’s like the people who have 20 tabs open in a world with people who have 200 tabs open #wow #whoa 
USERNAME :o lol sorry ! ! :( next time i go . 
#bowling warning . think twice before pressing the red button . #isbowlingthatdangerous :-o URL 
USERNAME you can tweet me but not walk outside your house ? #wtf 
i'm extremely polite to people i don't know . #weird 
eating at frishes with USERNAME and USERNAME and i sit by myself . #wtf 
why am i always so tired esspically on friday's .. ? #wtf 
#random #ff out of no where USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME yeah that just happened . 
USERNAME oh true shit . why'd you have 5 hrs of sleep ? o_o 
USERNAME didn't get the notification , mi telefono es gey . :o 
city targets are so small ... o.o (@ citytarget) URL 
this picture ! ! ! ! ! :o #ohmygod URL 
this picture > ! ! ! ! ! :o #ohmygod USERNAME URL 
"USERNAME i never know what to say like i don't control it just pure luck :o URL i like how her correction is wrong ... 
customer just asked if there was a store in the mall that sells concert tickets . they have real life places like that ? #wtf #getwiththetimes 
USERNAME who is she ? o.o ugh ! like its desturbing wat she did -.- 
laura was all like \( o.o )/ lmfao . USERNAME 
teacher :o k so no one has any questions . #myteacherhatesme 
there was some girls screaming my name at walmart . 😳 😮 
oh god no ... the photo challenges are back ...... 😲 
just saw USERNAME on tv for a walmart commercial . #weird 
USERNAME yes hehe ^_^ i didn't want to leave the body pavilion lol . it was that interesting :o (: 
lot of people are getting sick ! work sucks :o 
new ninja , USERNAME ! ! :o who will be next ? (.___.)" @ earl warren high school URL 
gotta love the extra $80 charge on top of the $250 ticket itself because nys is so greedy #wow #thankyouforthat 
USERNAME send me a picture of it let me see it :o 
i know it ! #crazy rt"USERNAME it's already december ! ! ! ! time is flying” 
the amount of shit that comes out of this women's mouth is #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you know déjà ? ! ? ? :o 
o_o o_o o_o o_o jenifer did not just compare me to that hamester looking lady .. :o 
i eat it , beat it , then tongue wash clean it . 😮 👊👅 
hope my mommy bring me a carmel sundae && mcdouble with n o.o nions :) ) 
15 min to get in ! o.o (@ apple store w/ 16 others) URL 
me in class : wait 😐 what happened 😧 what do we do 😟 what do we write 😮 when's the test 😨 what is this 😥 how do you do this 😰 what 😱 
me in class : wait 😐 what happened 😧 what do we do 😟 what do we write 😮 when's the test 😨 what is this 😥 how do you do this 😰 what 😱 
my christmas tree is taller then me and my mom ! :o it's 6ft tall 
USERNAME no :o i barely started watching it today at work i'm on episode 3 :p 
USERNAME i think i already know what you're talking about 😏 😯 😯 
today was an irritating day for me ! 😲 ☝ 
my wife is craving taco cabana ? ? ? #weird 
my dad says put your phone away when he has his out #wtf 
USERNAME anything for u :o will u buy me a pink escalade hunnie 
spending a very christmasy evening in shell's decked out apartment with 3/4 of the g-way :o ) @ brighton , ma URL 
too . much . food . leave me to die in peace . 😲 
USERNAME lol where you looking for it at ? o.o 
my son needs his ass beat he just looked at me and said .... wait 😮 😂 😂 😂 😂 . 
rap music pretty makes me want to stab my self in the eye ... 🔪 😲 
USERNAME awh ! i wish you were here too , #norainbow ... but kinda . 😯 👭🌲🎁🎄🌈 
i saw two twins babies . one had a shirt that said 'copy' the other 'paste'. that made my day ! :o ) 
USERNAME lmao some nigga ? what happened to her &+ hawk o.o ? 
when chris and christina finally reproduce , kyle and i will share a niece or nephew . #weird 
[psa]USERNAME doesn’t think this is a secure passwor d: o_o 
a little bit of snow and everyone freaks out on the road o.o ;; 
i totally need some drinks tonight ! after a long week of homework ! ! ! someone save me :o ! 
the shit my girlfriend says to me . #weird #crazy #butiloveher #girlfriend @ kapn kody's pirate ship URL 
spending a very christmasy evening in shell's decked out apartment with 3/4 of the g-way :o ) @ brighton , ma URL 
when i'm having one of the worst days of my life , don't you think you could be there for me and not be mean ? #wtf ? #illrememberthat 
USERNAME hope everything was ok . i stayed busy until the end so idk wtf happened :o i just saw you leaving . love you ! 
USERNAME will kick me so i have a period ! #wtf 
USERNAME needs to drop his freakin mixtape im ready to hear it o_0 
if USERNAME has a 1 month period it doesn't mean that i have one too ! #wtf #awkward #noshame 
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ahh ! ! ! omg ! ! ! ! no ! ! he died ! ! :o 
#crazy #sky #today #sick #landscape #clouds #blueskies @ corner of 112 & 83 URL 
what if everytime you yawn , a ghost puts his d in your mouth #lol #random 
patricio dies ? ? ? ? ? 😲 😲 😲 😲 😱 😱 😱 
christmas night at thelivingroom ;) @ the living room 🙏👌 ❤ 👑 😵 😄 URL 
my face when i saw she had a gf 😔 😪 my face when i saw wat her gf looked like 😵 😡 
o.o i want this ! ! ! ! ! ! :d @ costco URL 
#mexican & black #jokes are pretty much the same , once you heard juan you've heard jamal . #weird #funny #oldjokes URL 
slammed my finger in the closet door deserves a big fuucckk 😵 
i'm definitely the only white dude in foot locker . funny enough i'm the only one buying anything . #weird #freshjs 
USERNAME what happened with allison when i left .. ? o.o 
my mom called me & she's like o.o she swears i called her tho . 
he was hard o.o why was you looking at it anyway -_- fuck out of here tay now how was that suppose to make me feel ? funny smfh . 
USERNAME USERNAME we bout to get fucked up tonight #weeuu #weird 
i'm glad when we are in a japanese restaurant my dads jokes around and says #soloud #omg 
soo tupac and biggie get shot , but soulja boy lives ? #wtf 
lil brodie slapped my ass today o.o lol him and my two other younger friends( not really younger tho) said i have a big ass ! i'm done 
on my way back from subway , i randomly see a guy with a cowboy hat , leather jacket , no shirt , carpenter jeans and combat boots . #wow #weird 
USERNAME yes ! i remember i had a cabbage patch doll , and it looked like their eyes followed you everywhere in the room ! ( o.o ) 
great now they r calling me selfish cuz i'm upset about this #omg 
just hanging out with my hat on :o -) #pinkhat #poof #smile #happyhatwearer #whip @ URL URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i assumed you guys would have caught on ....... i lovvee destiel ! 0_o 
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USERNAME how have you been paying for shit for the past week then ? ? ? :o 
wow the worst half of basketball i have ever seen . no fgs for the last 10 and a half mins #wtf 
USERNAME lmfao are yyou talking about the fagget USERNAME ? and i would but i'm at a friends ! :o 
what my friend just called and told me o_o i knew it ! ! ! hahahahahahaha 
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the security at amazon is worst than the airport , i pray every time i go through that i don't have to be pulled aside and wanded down #crazy 
USERNAME they're coming ! ! ! ? ? ! 😮 🙆 
USERNAME is the slowest person known to man kind lol ugh o_o 
that scary moment then your home alone and your dog starts growling and barking at the air . o_o 
#blondemoment touched a pot on the stove and burnt my finer #blister 😲 URL 
i hurt myself and i'm not even drunk ... #wtf . 
my 28 year old brother just came through the door & screamed hahaha . #wtf . 
this woman gone say do you work here o_o ... no , i just have on a sears i . d big chillin behind the register checking ppl out ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME *gasp* :o excuse the fuck outta me . geez . 
my days incomplete because i haven't read any of USERNAME tweets today 😮 
its funny how me and USERNAME been knowing eachother for years but she dont even come by to see a nigga 0.o 
USERNAME lol , watch next time you have it .. that's gonna be on my head :o :') . lol , lets face it .. i looked adorable :} 
USERNAME :l 😮 don't give me that face i love youu ^__^ 
i think i want a platter from the chinos :o . 
#lebron “USERNAME USERNAME rt USERNAME bout to ride in this critical mass in miami #bikelife #crazy URL 
USERNAME USERNAME same thing at the same time :o #twins #lovethem URL 
USERNAME textt me ? i dont want it on twittaa :o and thats good ! :d 
i find it funny that the abbeville people are always going to anderson and the anderson people are always got to abbeville #weird 
USERNAME at work ! last late friday night for this kid ! #crazy 
oh dear god you'll kill phuongie w that ... be careful ! :o “USERNAME USERNAME URL 
2nd period today i felt as if my head was going to explode & my eye kept twitching o.o , 
my mom: you've been drinking ! ! :o no shit lool i got off work hours ago ! 
talking about getting caught having sex by your mom , with the whole family ! 😵 
the fact that everyone raves up here 😒 #wtf #notwhatsup 
USERNAME least u don't have to go to work and be miserable outside of the house . 😲 🔫u don't know me , but just sayin . 
USERNAME roldy ? o.o why is obama your twitcon ? -_- lmao im not buying anything , its weird here lol 
you can spin around in circles on my middle finger 😵 
sketch ass elevator bringing me to the 11th floor for no reason o_o 
most people think that humans are smarter but really we are very stupid , whats weird is that i just called myself stupid o_o 
half way through my shift , and i'm half way dead 😲 
i love getting emails from my stats professor . her emails are genuinely friendly . love it . #random ! 😄 📊📙✏ 
USERNAME found one of your long puma socks .. you must miss it 😵 
USERNAME yea ... he said he was gonna be back to seet wedding ring lmfao :o 
USERNAME USERNAME # #omg i enjoyed watchn her and will continue to follow her . 
so , the pizza guy was a creep . and i feel like i'm gunna get rape 😫 😲 👿 
it's so hard to not fall asleep on my big red couch . me and USERNAME can't keep out eyes open . 😲 💤💤💤 
this is bacon ! omg ! its bacon ! #delicious #fatkidtweet #omg #eatingeverythang ! 
USERNAME lmfao ya ! ya ! ya ! ! ! :o hahaa 
#whatturnslisaon her own cousin . :o hahahah i forgot bout this one . ;) 
USERNAME seems more interesting then at sibley lmaoo i thought you went to harding tho ? o.o 
those anti weed commercials are weird . especially that one where the girl is melted on her couch . what kind of weed was that ? #weird . 
people say i look gay ? like how wtf o_o 
i just had dinner about two hours ago .. and i'm still hungry #wtf 
USERNAME outchea in orlando right now i fucks wit dat nigga see you in tampa sunday ✊🌲 😲 
my dad wants a fat piggy bank for christmas ! ! ! o.o ? 
i love that we have a two hour drive ahead of us and this asshole likes to drive with his window down .. #wtf #imcold 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 
i'll be shoveling snow at the chesterfield mall for 15$ an hour this winter . :o #burr 
but i was confused on why she did what she did ...... o.o 
training day is on , omg how i love this movie .. i seen it for the first time in mexico o.o 
USERNAME really ? ! omg i'm about to try that ! cause i wanna see how i'd look with black hair :o 
USERNAME haha when i heard you i was like :o 
USERNAME who is maria ? why are they gonna go to your house ? o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME do you when will here the words amanda tanner again ? #random #allthingscharlie 
USERNAME ahh :c and did you see what gala has ! :o and awwh :'c 
USERNAME USERNAME #neighbors #treegames #lemonadestands #rutgers #boogersinlexsrootbeer #pokemoncards #cookiepizza #talk ! o_o 
boulder obovoid oak aged oatmeal stout . #beer #craftbeer #omg @ alewife queens URL 
USERNAME absolutely nothing i am just weird ;) and ya series the children of ankh coming out in the spring . #weird #books 
when i see people on phones speaking enthusiastically with their hands , i wanna yell , #random 
i wonder if i met the person i'm gonna marry yet 😮 ☺ 
USERNAME sent me a picture today that has literally been haunting my brain all day ! 😵 🐱🔫 
USERNAME i put thus on instagram :o wierdd ! lol 
no trust .. fake people .. eyes watching you every where ... nike just do it #wtf 
all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe 🎶🎤 😮 
my lil girl told me i'm for a and she boots , i say how , she say bcuz yall don't have eyebrows .... #wtf 
USERNAME “USERNAME bout to ride in this critical mass in miami #bikelife #crazy URL 
this play 3 days in a row . :o #shootmenow 
USERNAME he's doing his spanish homework mr . roberts hahaha . #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME dudes , i just found mini fucking tacos in my freezer :o told you i was having tacos , sofia . 
i havent made myself a nutella sandwich since thanksgiving break :o 
USERNAME USERNAME :o . its all on word of honor here 
it's so fluffy ! ! 😜 #theresnolionemoji #wtf @ stevenson ranch , ca URL 
nw what's eating gilbert grape :o is it sad ? so i've heard . 
USERNAME nah , i feel too lazy already ! :o what're you doing ? 
soo USERNAME told me not to read her tweets so i did & omg o.o ..... i regret doing that . 
no amount of sleep makes this migraine go away . #wtf 
when you know your mom's email address password better than she does #weird 
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my bestfriend asked my sister what too get me for christmas knowing that ima hood girl o_o 
takes picture *delete* takes picture *delete* takes picture *yes finally* anybody else do this ? o.o 
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twitter right now 😯 . hitting below the belt . it's just football . 
soo tired and extremely busy day: swim practice , a birthday , reschersal then performance , and then another birthday party… :o i do too much 
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ordered a shit ton of pizza hut and home alone . #wtf 
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cheer practice in the morning . :o going to bed . #zz 's . 
how many rinks resurface the ice in the middle of public skating ? ? ? ? #wtf ! ! ! 
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my best freind forgot to bring me coffee . #wtf 
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i was promised orange juice and all i got was tampico #wtf ! 
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lost $40 in my house somewhere . what a way to piss on my parade #frustrated #annoyed #wtf 
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turning right on a green turn signal , and two girls are walking in the middle of the road to the train station . #wtf 
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this bong is death ... 😵 i'm high as fuck .. 
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USERNAME :o why ? you forced it -.- & yeah i am 
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that awkward moment when your ex-bf is even hotter than he used to be o.o " 
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i noticed havent eaten all day && im still not hungry o_o 
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westbrook couldn't make half his layups and now kd can't make a free throw #wtf #okcvsuta 
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this nigga posted the 2 girls 1 cup video on facebook :o o and ppl actually watched it smh 
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. USERNAME has been listening to this song all day long . URL like , literally nothing else at all . just that one . o.o 
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i tweet sayin wayne fell off now this bitchUSERNAME tweets me to be in his video ahah #random 
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when you feel like you are the only one tweeting #weird 
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did i really just wake up . don't even remember falling asleep . #wtf 
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some little girl just liked 32 of my pictures on instagram . #wtf #stalkmuch ? #gotlikesthough 
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someone drew eyebrows n a soul patch on my face 😱 😵 34 💚 @ chili's grill & bar URL 
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my cat smells like pet shampoo , toilet water and liter . 😯 
watching and #disappointed the bride has no idea what she wants as bridesmaid dresses ? ! ? ! #omg 
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..... and then he pulls out this big ass bong 😲 
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USERNAME dec 18th .... haha if you can wait that long 😲 
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awkward moment when you are singing then you realize that someone else is in the room o.o lol continue .. 
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when a customers comes to mcdonalds and ask for rice and chicken #iwannaquitlife #wtf #wasteyuuttes 
and she dances :o . ohh my god ! <3 
the weirdest shit just happen updated itunes 11 and all the songs i use to bump back in 6th and 7th grade are in my music library 0_o 
i am so insanely high right now . i want to dance but i can't because my body is numb . :o 
i need a #delta to pullover my way #botdjs 0_o .... imma chill 
pretty sure everyone always ends up crying on their birthday no matter how old they are . #wow 
unga bunga ... i have to read about 100 pages for faith & critical reason ... 😵 🔫 
my baby sister ate my whole chicken alfredo pasta :o omg she can eat ! 
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midnight showing of hitchcock's classic , 'psycho' ! :-o (@ landmark sunshine cinema w/ 8 others) URL 
USERNAME naw their is something else helping this pair out #dynamicduo #wtf 
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like forreals ... i always have to have a redbull everyday , :o 
USERNAME if drugs can do that i want some lol #wtf 
she pregnant but on twitter talkin bout she bouta get wasted tonight .. 😯 😨 #confused 
i can't believe i really bought a house . #wtf 
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1 de diciembre ? le quedan 31 dias al año :o 
did you know if you scream bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 3am your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed . #mindfucked o.o 
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if USERNAME picked up my phone and personally took selfies on it i would literally lose my mind . #omg 
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people whose horny all the time <<< lmfao . o.o 
my nigga dwight got smackedd in the eye 😂 😂 😵 💢✋ 
#adamlambert i don't mind your high heels , but they make your feet look small :o / killer performance on #mama2012 tho 
just realized the home button is a bird house #wow #imdumb 
i broke up with my ex , cause if he in somebody else inbox then i wasnt the only one , but i cant be a hypocrite #shithappens *shrugs o_o 
#wow #pac12championship throw the rock on 3rd down ? #bruins had no timeouts ? #allgood #bruins to cover this 8 
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how on the 21st we have no class's & we have an early dismissal & it's the day after i go to the dance umm ... should i even go ? ! o.o 
no snapchat tonight cause oomf pissed me off t o.o hh well that's your luck 
USERNAME babe yes you do :o you always slap me ;/ 
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USERNAME they have strict standards :o i bought a case for my ipad . he pre ordered the new imac . thr new ipods look great ! *gasp* 
lawl . my header is barely . (is readable a word ? o.o ) 
USERNAME is making rice a roni in her coffee pot . #weird #crazy 
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i am sleepy but i have a chem lab waiting for me ... 😮 
can't wait to to be off work :o #smoke and #drink ok maybe nnot ddrink but that song is in my head . shh shh 
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going to visit my #exboss tomorrow .. yes i'm #weird ... ;) 
o.o is dis nigga dj tweetin while he takin a shit ? 
did y'all know they mmake female condoms :o i didnt ttill i saw youtube lmao ! they big . ! ! 
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USERNAME oh noo ! i forgot to give them back :o 
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the car next to us today ... #wow #nice @ olga's kitchen URL 
4 1/2 hours of studying ... 😲 🔫 #mybrainismush #killmenow 
you can tell you have extensions in , you have an extremely short layer and then an extremely long layer #wtf 
beto and eddie are kinda like my cousins ... kinda .... o_o 
USERNAME lol don't blame you shit is blinding 😲 😱 
im so tired ! ! i dont feel like eating ! ! that is how tired i am from zumba class ! :o 
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did USERNAME just say i listen to all this bby making music o_0 
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there's a show coming out called amish mafia ... #wtf 
she 17 ? ! she fucking looks like 23 o.o ! ? ! 
tomorrow: practice for two hours then sat for four hours then work for five hours #pleasekillmenow 😵 🔫 
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i have the remote to my dvd player but i can't find the remote to change the channel so i can watch the movie ... #why #wtf 
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having a convo via text with someone who got the wrong numer #lmao #wtf #funnyy 
jd called me in the middle of me crying o_o 
USERNAME that just made me wanna gag ! ! lol 😵 😳 😂 😂 and you mean being ditzy ? haha 😁 
USERNAME i was gonna go to chavas also ! :o 
haven't taken this walk in years ... #crazy #oldbrother USERNAME 
the fact that i can sleep in tomorrow , plus i'm getting a christmas tree #omg #myheartiswarmed #happygirl #lifeisgood #happymfholidays 
doin lights for a mariachi concert . it's somethin else ! almost midnight and the party still goes on ! #crazy . URL 
USERNAME right though ? ! ? ! like ..... o.o #speechless 
this just made an appearance in the #paradeoflights in #denver #wtf #threewheelie @ parade of lights URL 
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USERNAME aha forreals ! :o its like on crack . lol nd its funny cuz we have the same phones >.< lmao 
USERNAME it's totally poring dude ! ! ! ! :o 
found this on my moneyz ... #funnymoney #wtf @ my house URL 
working a double tomorrow ...... 8 to 3 then 3 to 10 o.o 
halo was getting fun af till everyone slowly got off man #wtf 
#wtf #imtheman #pov #straightedge @ my favorite sushi spot in sd URL 
USERNAME i didn't know , you never texted me back :o you should of told me :,/ 
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USERNAME pretty sure you left without my goodbye fiancé rape #wtf #not cool 
why am i sad wtf 0.o ahh someone talk to me and get my mind straight 
yall just like cane's cause they call their shitty chicken strips , chicken fingers :o haha gtfo . #first #and #last #time 
dose no one do that anymore ? just hang out no alcohol or sex involved ? :o 
she always looking for a fight we arnt together what does it matter what i do :o 
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USERNAME lol i know man :o that's why i stick with them for like a month then i look for their sexual company until two months later 
its blows my mind how big of a blowout there can be one night and the next night everything is completely fine .. #wtf 
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i wonder when i'm older , how is my life going to be like 😯 😏 
i have to have an even number of tweets . always . #weird 
i dont feel comfortable turnin up around people i dont kno #random 
USERNAME :o you should follow her back ! ! ! 
maybe i need to learn to love again .. maybe i should start to date o.o i never do this shit though i forgot how /.\ 
#random : my car ain't never been more than 3/4 .. i refuse to have to put 40 in the tank . 
USERNAME don't do that babe . but he bs me . talking bout his people trippin . -___-. now i guess i gotta okay with myself . o_o 
USERNAME lmao how did you wannet me to know ? ? ? :o 
yes let me please continue to hit every single light #wtf #takingforever 
it's not fair that my older sisters are twins . they're not even identical , and yet people think they look alike o.0 blind ass people >.> 
im at that point where my eyeballs feel like theyre about to shrivel up and fall out o_o 
con ganas de comer en los monkeys . #munchiesencendios 🎤 😮 ☝ 
well it's officially my last year as a teen 😮 😮 #birthday ! ! 
this is like all me and USERNAME want for christmas ... 😯 URL 
any takers ? ? ? 😉 sarah_kerns bryce_tw o_o _five @ westside pizza URL 
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"USERNAME mfs tryna say thts keisha cole ! ! wat y'all think ? ? URL :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME me too ! ! it's a rays jersey ... bought it in january . rays signed luke scott literally a few days later o_o 
lol aaron just tried to run up and kiss me and smacked his head on the car :o 
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and it's almost the end of the year . #wow 
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fixing to watch the human centipede to see what all the talk is about . 😯 
nate archabald in gossip girl 😍 😍 😍 #omg #yum #dreamguy #bemine 
USERNAME i thought it was the day after :o ? that's why i'm white .-. lol 
as much as i don't give a fuck i have learned to try to give a fuck when someone gives a fuck about me #random 
omfg bayside on z100 #wtf #why i remember the old days when no one knew them 💔 #ugh 
when you're at a party and they don't know how to tap the keg ! #wtf 
current playlist: 2chainz , britney spears , biggie , taylor swift , luke bryan , skrillex . #random #goodstuff 
USERNAME you're too pretty for everything you're going through , not gonna lie . 😮 
#omg USERNAME new choreo is so beautiful . so glad i got to takke class #soundbox #dancelife #workshop 
just thinking bout christmas without the family ... #weird #sad 
i feel bad for ryan leslie ! ordered to pay the million dollar reward he promised for his laptop when the music was even not there #crazy 
watching food network when you're starving your face off o_o 
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true friends kyle_santiago ernieest o_o f_modesto USERNAME @ st . vincent ferrer catholic school URL 
if i just walk up to this stranger and tell him cause his pants are unzipped would that be ok ... or what 😮 
looks like il be very tired to wake up at 5 😵 
woah ! ! ! just woke up from a nap since 7:00 :-o ! ! ! ! i guess i was really tired 
USERNAME lol i kinda figured it was around that time :o but i don't remember omg lol . i wish i did cos that's hella funny . 
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USERNAME haha every once in a while i get it too 😯 
my mom boyfriend posted sum on my fb page ........... o_o 
everything that's right in the world good was baked in this cookie . #omg 
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them lights , them lights o_0 ima find my light i #bet ya i do ha ! 
USERNAME yeah it gets here early like at 12 :o 
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USERNAME i know o: oh n he used to live in covina o.o 
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omg am i lucky or what ? the first time the mom asked me to get the mail is the same day they sent the grades 😅 😂 😆 😋 😮 
my mother gna be so o_0 proud like #really she wld be ha 
o my god , breaking dawn was so amazing , i can't even describe it ....... :o 
got a call from my friend's mom because they were worried about them ... how did they get my number #weird 
USERNAME where have you been hunn :o i haven't seen or heard from you in awhile . ! <<< 
this is what my boyfriend is eating right now . #ewwcole #wtf URL 
USERNAME what ? ? there's a trailer ? what's the link ? ? :o 
bynum said he was suffering a setback in recovery ? #wtf 
off for the next 4 ! ! ! ! ! ! 😏 😮 😏 
USERNAME o.o you thought it was to you tho . 
all i wanna say is that they dont really care about us o_o #mj 
USERNAME finally someone who hates pb and yes nutella is life lol what else don't you like o.0 
the paperboy is in mings right now ! ! #crazy #wtfhashebeen 
im finishing this necklace today -___- i have to >.< i need to ! ! ! ! o.o 
lord please forgive me for i am about to sin o_0 ............ 
they are selling christmas trees already . #wtf (@ sam's club) URL 
USERNAME ill call you a child of god cause idk if you a boy or girl so ion wanna say son o_o 
a middle eastern couple walks in holding an envelope & she helps them right when they walk . i'm still here waiting my fukn turn #wtf ! 
#10thingsihateaboutmyself i can't think of anything else o.o i love myself lol 
every single member of my family is out right now except me like even my 10 and 11 yr old sisters are at some party #wtf #boredaf 
this nigga right here . #wtf you must be hungry and horny . 
USERNAME aw 😮 USERNAME got a cute ass child y'all to ugly ass ppl made a cute baby lol i guess if obama can win anything is possible 
my socks with removable toes USERNAME #wtf #nashtag @ dr . phillips high school URL 
USERNAME i know ): nunca me dejiste who you like mi amor :o 
it's when i say ! ! ! yeahyeah 😮 😮 😮 😜 😜 😜 😜 😝 😝 
if i don't take a nap or something i'm gonna go crazy ! #tired #crazy #weird 
first time i'm able to sit on my ass & my new couch with nothing to do for twelve hours #omg <3 
parfois j'ai de ces attitudes when on the fone c'est à se poser des questions ... had my socks on a moment ago now they gone o_0 smh 😇😷🙈🙊 
pingree is freaking scary at night . #omg #omg USERNAME 
mom: your not dating me :o kay then what do you want to call it friends with benefits ? ! 
USERNAME the kid who sits in front of you in first hour , everyday he shoves his hand down his pants and vigorously jacks off . o.o 
USERNAME yay , hopefully i just wont b out this week :o btw not to sound awesome but i havent been up yet lol . am i good or am i good ;) 
hostess went out of business , no more twinkies yall :o people are pissed about that shit 
i've been told i have a fucked up attitude but after all the shit i been through how can u possibly blame me ... 0_o 
the weirdest songs pop into my head #unbreaakmyheart #sayyoulovemeagaain #wtf 
USERNAME haha you say that now ! but once the needle strikes you you're thinking wtf am i doing 😵 
lord this girl is cracking up at this house she aint right in the head for real 😯 😳 #oshit 
going with USERNAME to the tattoo shop just motivated me to get a invisible ink tat ! :o 
USERNAME omg me too ! #weird . hey jessi , go chest bump yourself . 
6:25 and i'm still not at my dads ... kill 😲 me 😲 now ! 😲 
um .. my best friend david jasper is going to be with his girlfriend for 3 years on the28th .... #wtf 
soo i only wore my retainer once and my teeth didn't move o.o 
i have been having sleeping disorder lately , the doctor advised me to go watch jab tak hai jaan ! ! #weird #jthj 
USERNAME yeah yeah 😌 i'm the boss at work tonight 😲 🔫 
how can anyone walk in these shoes ! ? #wtf URL 
my kids have too call shorty their not dad -.- it sound ma ' weird o.o but they'll ask questions someday . 
the difference between me & you is that my hair dye didnt kill my brain cells like yours did , bitch ! ! ! o_o t 
it's a cold weather to 50 degrees & getting ready to remix studio on my bedroom office also like out of no where ? #wtf right ? 
umm . clarinets . #band #kids #clarinets #family #wtf @ dr . phillips high school URL 
you don't want me but you're jealous because a different guy does ? ! are you serious ? #wtf #guyssuck 
i really dislike the fact that almost every party this weekend has a theme . 😒 #nothingtowear #itsraining #wtf 
d . a his game about to live tomorrow o.o 
i love subway so much but the workers take forever to make a sandwich ! 😲 
USERNAME you don't know what that is ok look at 8 :o o go on syfy on your t . v and watch it because i got kamilah in to it so u can . 
hope i'm not the only white dude at a$ap 😯 
did i just got stood up ! ? ! ? ! #wtf 
the camera scans the box , then builds the set virtually on top of it . #crazy @ the lego store URL 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME not if we were in it ..... o.o 
USERNAME damn :o i have an f for chemistry :-( 
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just ordered 5 new action figure ! ! ! :o 
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my gramps is wearing a cute orange sweater too . #omg #hessocute 
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i bought my boyfriend alienware computer for christmas 3,000 down the drain o_0 
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just ate not to long ago but not sure if i still wanna eat o_o 
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i just found out twinkies will exist no more ! ! ! noo ! ! ! why ! ! ! ! #wtf #whyamijusthearingthisnow 
its crazy how you can be dead tired but one song can come on the radio and it'll make you wanna jump up and go out untill its over #weird 
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do you need a permit for that also :o ? 
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he tryd to get big for a second o_o . i know not . 
gossip mag fridays ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! oh em gee lol o_o (@ barnes & noble) URL 
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laina said she buying me vicky s . underwear for christmas cause i need to get my freak on . o_o #noboaa . 
is USERNAME 2010 esprit de beaucastel the most perfectly balanced wine ever ? i think so . #wow 
nigga asked me if he could grab my booty o_o 
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never putting off orgo again . omg . #neveragain #wtf 
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that guy singing to his girlfriend :o too fucking cute ! 
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- #oomf must be new to twitter , cause she dm'd me saying . o_o 
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oomf this , oomf that , thats all i talk about o.0 <3 ;* 
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dear oklahoma city airport you stranded an airman coming home after months away for 11+ hours and didn't offer him a hotel room ? #wtf 
god bless me im going to teach my sister how to drive for the first time ever :o 
ehh 10 min break xp #eww #dirty #bathroom #instawerid #random #worklife #cutie #pizzahutsucks ! ! @ pizza hut URL 
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when my dad is dancing better than everyone at the wedding . at least i know where i got my moves from #wtf 
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i have never seen so many hockey fights in one game ! 😮 #oakland #adrian 
my cousin asked me if i ever had that feeling when you feel bad but comes to find out it was gas , ahahah 💨💨💨🙊🙊🙊🙊😤 😵 
my phone dry and my twitter dry , what up with that ? ? ? o.o 
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some guy is benching 4 plates and a 25 #wtf 
48 sprinkle cupcakes per box . 6 boxes . 288 cupcakes=144,000 calories . 😲 🎂 😋 @ coggan family aquatic complex URL 
just hot home from work and in 12 hours ill be there again #crazy 
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USERNAME if i had hair like that , would you be speaking to me now o.o 
everybody should be watching #ghostadventures tonight . #seriously #spiritbox #wow #nailbiting #itsawesome 
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my boyfriend left me at outback on our last night together to see another girl #wtf 
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this chopper is always hovering over my house around this time ! i wonder why ? 0_o 
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USERNAME the beauty and the beast ... duh . o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME they have over 20 grams of fat in just one pie ! ! o_o but oh so good ! ! 
home alone and i'm really spending my night like this . #wtf .. 
USERNAME did you know they sell life size cardboard cutouts of harry . #omg #hyperventilation 
i was sleep for 5 4 hours o.o .... damn ! ! school be fucking me up 
and my heart skipped a beat ! ! ! ! ! :) ) #wow 
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i feel like its soo late but its only 7 #wtf 
sleeping completely alone for the first time in months , no roommate , no boyfriend , no one . #weird #quiet 
i find it pretty odd that twitter still doesn’t have a post /tweet endpoint o_0 
damn i'm tired and i only had a 7 hour shift 😏 the fucks up with that 😮 
starbucks giftcard , but no one to share with ! :-o ... 
taylor's dog just attacked me and started humping me 😰 😂 😱 😲 
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USERNAME ... tha day whn u called && i said id bee out at 3:00 , u had stop texting me i'm likee o.0 lol okayy i felt likee a #goofy ! 
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USERNAME well u did just use the f word :o 
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USERNAME you're blowing up my twitter with tweets about the game ! ! ! ! 😵 😂 
USERNAME i'm writing a script with a homeless man breaking into a home only taking the grapes ., #weird 
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USERNAME do you eat in the shower ! ! ! ! ? ? ? o.o love you niall ! ! ! ! ! ! 
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bebo just tried hugging me and he's only got underwear on #wtf #creep #gtfo 
i never realized how perfect all the clothes are in the store windsor ! :o 
damn old people trying to set my apartment on fire . #wtf 
oh , i got a text 😲 .. i hope it's from 😍 ....................... oh my god , leave me alone ! 
why the hell did you just text me ... #random #exexexexex ! ! ! ! 
why does my skin look lighter at night ? ! #weird 
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jennifer got a male backup singer with her singing i'm every woman ? o_o 
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USERNAME o_0 omg ! i just looked at your avi ! why the freak did you cut your hair ? ... am i late ? 
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"USERNAME black ops 2 wit<---- them motha fuckas ain't playing no games 0.o 
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:o what if everyone is the same race but our minds are wired by the government to keep conflict and competition alive . 
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USERNAME when can i pick up the drawing ? :o 
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oh , i got a text 😲 .. i hope it's from 😍 ....................... oh my god , leave me alone ! 
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USERNAME i thought of you right when i heard ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
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USERNAME then we would only have 8 fingers :o instead of 10 :o #duh lol . 
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my handwriting suck but everyone like is o.o tf lol 
wow . we have been blessed enough to play in the championhip game tomorrow . #crazy 
still feel crazy af to be sayin rip dan .. o.o 
that moment when there's nothing on the radio .. so you decide to listen to tejano :o 
haylor is trending :o like wtf . no . just no .__. 
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USERNAME oh damn dude talking bout pulling , some black dude likes me :o 
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it feels so late and i'm so tired and its barely 7 :3 0 ! ! :o 
boyfriend looking through your phone ? #wtf . a guy that's not even your boyfriend that does that ? #getthefuckout 
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you talk to a different girl every week o.o .... 
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USERNAME USERNAME #why #separate #words #with #hashtags #this #is #weird 
- my youngest sistaa kenteriaa birthdaee twnitee at 12 :o o ( 11|17|12 ] , she wil be 11 .. she growingg up so fast , ii lovee her bad ass : ) 
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this guy is watching them have sex .. o_o #dexter 
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how pathetic is it that i am scared to sleep because i'm scared my fucking #psycho ex-landlord is going to do something to my new house #wtf 
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USERNAME chistoso ! #haha omg .. you're soo behind in #facs :o 
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USERNAME why are you tweeting about yourself ..... ? #weird 
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these just some freaking plaid pants and they $330 o_o # crazy 
USERNAME congratulations alyssa ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! we are so #crazy #proud of you ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! soon the whole world will recognize your gifts ! ! 
isn't there supposed to be a meteor shower today . :o 
ok that's two dudes that have gotten knocked out dead . 😲 😲 
how would you drain a full bathtub if you had a spoon , cup , or bucket ? o.o 
i missed #adamlevine on #ellen this week ? ! #wtf #unfair 
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USERNAME was it that good o.o btw did u hear about #haylor yet ? 
one of the weirdest feelings is when you can't remember what you just did a few seconds ago . :o 
i really hope my moms down to let me go to spain next summer :o 
females tweet about everything and anything possible i've noticed #addictedtotwitter #weird 
twinkies on strike no wonder when i pass there , there was a shit load of people affront :o 
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actually enjoyed a school event . what has my life come too ? #weird 
awkward moment when USERNAME buys popcorn an hour before the movie starts o.o lmao 
leaving at 7 a . m . to go see my dad . did i mention 7 in the fucking morning ! ? #omg #stillhungover #horriblesaturday 
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USERNAME said all she what for her birthday is a big booty guhl o_o 
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#random tweet: i hate it whn its cold , it dnt matter if its cold outside or inside i hate it 
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had a decent time till about what . ? 7 :o 'clock . 
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last time i tweeted was nov . 10th #wtf right ! ? ! 
when old people randomly pick up all the trash at the bus stop you're standing at and walk away like nothing . #wtf 
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drew , at least our colors look better . i mean , at least they go together . wth is up with green & yellow ? ! :o 
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inner 12 year-old girl can't sleep tonight after the intensity that was ... yes , breaking dawn . #omg 
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animal planet have some pretty fucked up shows . lol #weird . 
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USERNAME what ? he has one o_o mm mm why am i not surprised . 
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USERNAME i was referring to the song cause it's stuck in my head ! #weird #twins #chyeah 
there are too many obese and fat girls claiming they're .... i don't think they know .... what that word means o_o 
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when someone invites me to a party my first thought is , will there be cake o_o 
USERNAME dudee , you should totally drive to my house like now ! ! haha . #random #bestfriendtweet 
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some teens r fucking in our parking lot ! ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME don't expect too much from klaroline . it's just the writers baiting shippers . and forwood will remind you of chair . o.o 
ok this is a prob still cant find my shoes #wtf 
just found out that a kid i used to babysit is in the hospital cause his appendix burst :o 
never knew calling someone la'bebby would turn someone on so bad ! ! o.o 
-took a nap at the bf house ., woke up drooling ! !., #haahaa #wow 
damn ... who does that to us right now ? ! o_o 
USERNAME tell me why i read that in your voice o_o 
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me: ahahhah steph: are u drunk ? ! o.o lool , 
USERNAME ~ i just caught myself singing 1d'd lwwy ... i don't even like them ! ! o.o #wtf 
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the txt i just got 😮 😳 😳 😳 😳 
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there was a girl vs guy fight at og ? #wtf #theguywon ? 
laser tag with USERNAME & USERNAME #goodtimes #random .... @ bowie , maryland URL 
she calls and i return her awnser ? ! o_o prob butt dailed ? 
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i want someone to hold right now . it's cold as hell . lbs i needa get me a girlfriend . :o 
this the first weekend i have off since july :o 
why did i get a boner during tht scene 0_o 
baby-sitting for an hour , sick , and sleepy ! jml :o 
this 14 year old kid talking about he wanted a baby with his 37 year old lover . #wtf #lifetime #asswhoppinrightthere 
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#wtf is that ? can think of soo many better ways to spend my friday night .. 
drunk after two beers = how did this even happen .. #drunk #wtf #flaggedmyself 
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i found out that my friend sister's boyfriend is cousins with kendrick lamar . :o 
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digiplex selinsgrove had midnight opening for a stupid vampire movie , but can't show #reddawn after 9:45pm . i'll be at work . #wtf 
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this guy sounds like hes dieing outside my house .. 😵 
i just followed two people on ig and i was both their 34th follower .. ? #howironic #weird #ormaybeitsprettycool #whateva 
USERNAME i can only imagine i'm picturing first of the month in the middle of the month 😵 
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i can't believe it's my last year in high school #omg #timeflies 
me & my girls . #random xd ! #ratchet ! #fuckschool ! USERNAME & USERNAME :) URL 
if one more boo ask me for black ops ..... o_o 
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my dog always sleeps in my room , my brother wants her to sleep in his room . and she won't , so i get yelled at ? #wtf 
living vicariously through bella .. meanwhile getting mind fucked by this whole fighting scene #twilight #wtf 
would u take pau gasol over dennis rodman ? #random #debates 
he's my errthang <3 est . july 17, 2011 ^-^ & we have never broken up or tooken a break :o USERNAME 
he knew me so well without actually knowing me . o.o tf ? ? ? ? ! 
me and USERNAME have to do math hw tomorrow 😵 #eww 
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USERNAME no i'm not trying to get you in trouble :o 
the lonely cupcake #random #whoputthatthere #cupcake #nyc #sweets #lonely #cute #funsized @ new yorker hotel URL 
USERNAME he'll no . fuck school , imma thug . jk i didn't turn in my work . :o 
this text i just got totally just threw me off guard o_o 
USERNAME babe you know i love you i would never get you introuble :o ;))) lol 
every time i fall asleep this baby wakes me up . #wtf #annoyed 
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i'm about ready to faint and i have to make freakin 70 vegan cake pops and half regular this is not the bees knees 👎👎🙊 😲 
USERNAME same ... did he say you are at risk of failing ? o_o or something like that ... my parents got no time for you .. 
USERNAME yea im not rich , fist ! ? :o 
USERNAME tazyy ! i miss you so much ! today i met a girl who looks and acts alot like you ! :o 
my eyes are burning :o i need sleep <3 good night ;* 
i think my mom is getting addicted to gambling ! :o 
and you can't tell me that my kiddos aren't awesome ? #bestest #crazy #fun #lau @ brandywine community church URL 
wtf i just seen in my tl <<<<<< i'm sick ... 😖 😪 😲 
is it weird that i don't tell people happy birthday on fb anymore ? 😯 
USERNAME o.o this is a joke , right ? lol ... you couldn't be further from the truth with that tweet . 
erm , in the end , we had billy :o 
let the #roadtrip begin ! #random #spontaneous @ highway 43 URL 
only 39 contacts & about half well 37 of them are family numbers :o i need to get out there more . . . 
i have a feeling this is going to be a good fourth qtr ... who woulda thought the USERNAME would ever be the best team in the league ! ? #wow 
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USERNAME my friend made me watch the human centipede :o 
went to american eagle tonight to buy jeans and i am officially a size 2 ... where is all this weight going ? ! ? ! #weird #notcomplaining 
USERNAME at least they'll pay for themselves then . 😮 
#trueaboutme i can't sleep until my room is clean . #weird 
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being pissed for no reason <<<<< i need out . 😲 🔫 
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USERNAME omg , i'm so confused by this magic spell fic where they wake up married . o.o 
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rob morrow just replied to my tweet . i love him 😊 ❤ #robmorrow #omg 
USERNAME haha you're welcome & trust me , i am ! :') i didn't wanna go to bed & not say happy birthday ! i would've felt horrible :o 
my twitter game has been so bad today 😯 👎 
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twilight just brought tears and then instant happiness to me . #wtf 
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i'm soo exhausted that i actually just want to crash the faack out and not watch tv wow ! ! ! 😮 💤😷🙏 soo goodnight ! ! ! 
i think this is the only time me an my sister have been in the same room without fighting :o 
it concerns me when the mom next to me at the bar has facebook open on her phone and has more notifications then me #wtf #killme 
it's almost 9pm and my dad is outside riding his quad . #crazy #weird #fun 
USERNAME why don't you ever tweet me back ? #wow 
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USERNAME thanks so much for the follow ! ! ! :o ) 
watching sex scenes w/ parents is weird af ... o.o 
my ac is on high cool and my fan is on high #weird #cold #loveit 
good lord get your drunk ass out of my face #wtf 
USERNAME yeah it was an offensive highlight reel . i caught 4 tds , i broke a record , sykora broke a record . we had 727 yards total . #crazy 
USERNAME did i just get fucking kd ? ! omg i'm so sorry #wtf 
damn my friday night is summed up . #wow URL 
USERNAME you are super duper lucky to have worked with bb :o im jelly >< kk just kidding 
i'm so pissed ! i just burnt bacon ! ! ! #wtf is wrong with me ! ? i should be put in prison . #damnit 😠 😤😷 
jealousy is actually a turn on in a guy #weird #turnons 
USERNAME got her butt all in my face tryna twerk #crazy 
#random #nyc #party #brooklyn #art #gallery @ bubble house laundromat URL 
basically just had a heart attack because my headphones where all the way turned up and i didn't know it 😵 
umh ... a live stream of cats ... ? URL #wtf 
also , this is what i get myself into when he's gone ... mariah carey ? #wtf #no 💔 URL 
USERNAME o.o eww . no if i'ma be an apple theres no worms in it ! >,< 
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USERNAME same ... you make my nights interesting . and my tummy gets dragonflies . i want to cuddle . o.o 
but yuh being extra friendly these girls on #twitter boo nd i miss yuh nd shit #wtf but its a problem wen i say sum smh>rt USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :o ive been sober for like 3 weeks jajajaa 
just dropped my phone from 3 floors up , on the cement , and it's not even broke #wtf #okok 
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dallas is sexy . omg . i would def go to his basement at 2 a . m . as a booty call . #omg 
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omgg the best player everr followed me on instagram :o i'm gonna cry ! USERNAME hahahahahaha 😂 
wish i'd been apart of the crew at the broke but was tied down for so many years ... #wtf #lovemyteammates #nohomo #whoamikindden 
omfg just saw breaking dawn part 2, amazing o.o #mindblown #goingagain 
USERNAME wait does that mean you might come over tomorrow ? ? :o 
im mad i didnt get up on #commons album the shit is so hot #omg ! 
USERNAME goodnight bri , enjoying some new poetry here . :o ) #kindlelove 
my lil bro makes a balloon animal ! and he says if i was able to make this .... then im ment to be a clown ! :o me: omg no boy ! lol 
once again .. no emoji can explain my feelings right na ... 😥 😥 😢 😢 😭 😭 😪 😲 .. yet i tried to .. close but no cookie 
awh shoot olivia fell asleep and i hear noises #omg 
my nana is wearing yoga pants . yes . that says yoga pants . #wtf 
when and inocent face lady is a big ass slut :o .. yaa the place i work at -_____- ;o 
temple rb montel harris had 351 yds and 7td vs army today 😮 #areyoukiddingme 
out & about in #atl with lashawnna (USERNAME #random @ hillstone URL 
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#omg bacon jerky is the best bad for you snack ever ! 
really just got a michael kors watch #omg #inlove #timesten 
whoa i lost my phone and i am tweeting from my grandmas computer #weird 
angry birds star wars followed me and just favorited my last tweet . o.o #ohyeah ;) 
USERNAME :o u commentd on ma pic on instaagram like 2 mnths ago & askd mee weirdo , lmao bt yees 
animal sex abuse is on the rise in germany , with bestiality brothels being set up across the country . wow #wtf 
just saw a guy wearing uggs .... no . that's just wrong . real men don't do that . #gross #awk #wtf #notokay 
importantly ... i didn't do it ! 0_o hellurr lol fucking idiot lol . you get my little guy involved though , and ill kill ya ... 
if u put a finger in ur ear and scratch it it sounds like pacman ! ! 😯 
when my mom won't fucking get me a new car #wtf 
ughh i hate these 7 to 6 shifts on a saturday ! ! 😡 😲 
im sorry to notice it but i dont think she realizes that i see camel toe o.o 
USERNAME why didn't you tell me earlier cause now i can't go ): ): #wtf 
boll i showed my mom the pic of me & joseline and she said she looks like a drag queen o.o 
my skin sparkles in the sun :d everyone* looks at me stupid then laugh all crazy * me: no really it does :o ! 
USERNAME how do u check how many u have o.o 
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if you put a finger in ur ear , and scratch , it sounds like pacman ! ☝ 😯 
just found out an additional guest is coming to thanksgiving o_o #bringonthewine USERNAME 
so its 3 :3 0 and were still watching glee o_0 
i've been out of it for a while now o_0 
theres a movement here in tucson that im part of o.o 
well headache it's been an awful 3 1/2 hours but you really must be going now ! ! ! #please ✌👎😁 😣 😫 😭 😵 💆 
love how this day keeps falling apart little by little . #exceptnotreally #wtf 
nothing's worse than putting all that time in and then having the sex n not meeting expectations ." o_o 
double xp weekend :o gonna game all night long ! yess 
now im gunna work 3-10 -.- && ive been at work all day o.o , nicee 
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USERNAME cool ass :) what about soccer ? no soccer ? :o 
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maddy cday (pictures i can't remember taking) 😲 @ brooklyn , ny URL 
in 1000 years they're going to be talking about our generations in history class explaining and other sports #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME we both tweeted similarly formatted tweets at the same time ... o_o 
USERNAME did the ppl look like ---> :-o with 1 hair on top of their heads or just > :-o ? 
someone was at the mall trying to sell us a dentist chair . #wtf . 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i thought it was tacky sweaters this year . 😯 
whea #tf is this lady at doe o_o ? ? 
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breaking dawn 2 was seriously the best movie . #omg #sogood #almostcried 
USERNAME there's like two 13 year old girls on the american . :o 
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"USERNAME why selena broke up with justin - nigahiga xd seems legit . URL nigahiga subscribed my youtube ! :o 
USERNAME no i think we're going to work out 😶 😯 
dude the girls from the uk look like there 25 when there only 17 o.o 
:o ! ! ! ! ! ! ! no . 
i dont think i've ever used the words in a text before today ... 0.o 
USERNAME jose started cracking up and i was like woe there o.o 
this mf is on a motorized wheelchair in the middle of pershing o.o 
USERNAME must have been real thin stuff o.o i'm running about 150, which is right in the good zone . it's about 3/16ths i think 
i'm very talkative o_0 yes i can be quiet , just don't ask me whts wrong whn i do #fools 
my brother just threw up on me #omg #getthefuckawayfromme #aboutgocray 
it's at the point where i'm joining the bored boyfriends and husbands because i can only stand so much shopping 👗👜💄= 😲 
dreaming about an ex while sleeping with your bf in the morning ? ? wtf ! o_o not cool man 
never got stuck in a car warsh before .. #crazy ! 
USERNAME i could get on again ! ! ! ! o_0 xd 
these clouds don't look very nice :o @ palm springs URL 
USERNAME :o oh no he didn't . its not being if it involves you -_- 
why are there so many senior citizens at this movie ? #weird 
wow i took a 2 hour nap i didn't even feel sleepy ? o.o lol 
this woman named mary just wrote a check that had kitties all over it . and her sweatshirt said cats rule , dogs drool . #wow #twins 
USERNAME #omg ! d: wow , fuck this day , dood o.o how's your buggy .. ? 
your a asshole . rt USERNAME so a paper with colorful lines is suppose to make my wall look nice ? o.o lol 
USERNAME damn it ima not gna have no o_0 kids ha ! 
you're thirsty .. no . horny , yes .. o.o the things he says c; 
USERNAME do you have a brother that works at shop rite ? ! cause i saw this guy that looks exactly like you and chris :o #random 
excuse me as i fall into a food coma and don't get up 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME sorry , i can't hear you guys over our 42-17 victory today #goblue 😵 
omg funfetti and whoopie pie put together ! #omg #awesome @ walmart supercenter URL 
that moment when you see you and your bestfriend's ex-boyfriends <<<< #weird #awkward 
USERNAME actually , we are eating at olive garden 😮 
:o ....... please tell me your joking . half the bitches in manteca is better looking then her 
i wonder if shinee will ever have a concert in cali :o 
USERNAME i'm crushin on this guy big time 😱 😍 😲 😵 😱 😍 uh oh ... URL 
sucks that jamison king is a lesbian ... #awk #catfish #wtf who does that shit ? 
USERNAME why not ? ? ? :o but okay no curl it though ! ! ! lol 
USERNAME ohh butt butt said that shit to me and i was like o.o 
like serious , he told he'll shoot me and then showed me his gun o.o life of a thug lmao 
my dog just winked at me ...... i winked back just in case it's some sort of code ... o_o 
home sweet home ... o_o (@ spruce run apartments) URL 
o_o ops i forgot i was at work let me stop the tweet$ ....... 
tthe new side at #yorkdale mall is opened . wonder what they have ! :o 
woken up to a rainy day in melbourne . :o 
hmm kinda miss home now o.o good thing im going back soon @ neptune aquatics URL 
USERNAME o , i knew that ( o_o ) lol 
dudee my sister watches the weirdest shit on the planet 0_o 
eric casually blowing up the bathroom at rehab #freeairmasksforeveryone 😵 
i'm so pissed that hostess got shut down ! #wtf #iwantatwinky 
also seeing #twilight right now #omg ready to laugh my ass off ! ! ! 
my dad bought a gas station #wtf . #tgo URL 
so im doing laundry & accidently hit wifi search i see this #wtf #fbi URL 
my head feels like it's going to explode . #headache #killme 😲 🔫 
health and wellness meeting aka eat churros and pizza and bagels til you can't move 🍕🍕🍕 😲 URL 
confused to what's wrong with my stomach .. hurts like a bitch right now . #ow #omg 
library til i diee📚📚📖 😲 lol jk i can only stay until 5 before it closes #woostateprobz 
this nigga said he was from off 93rd & garden valley o.o -_________- 
USERNAME hahaa i don't know how ppl can sleep without socks ! :o i have to or else i won't sleep lol 
hate it when your in the nail salon and the chinese lady's start talking to eachother in chinese ..... and yhur just like . 0_o 
i juss noticed my tweet said he while he .... o.o wtf 
USERNAME awh , hope we can actually hang out for once :o 
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was that dream good or bad ? i don't even know . 0_o 
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USERNAME bahahah ! ! who lost to three teams .. ? ? who aren't #ranked ? ! ? ! :o not #nd ! ! annd who isn't ranked ? ! #westvirginofnonblood 
madison got all mad at me and said she's not getting me anything for my birthday 😯 
seeing something that shouldn't bother you , but it does <<<<< #wtf 
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had breakfast with my coaches to sign today ... it even almost got emotional . #10yearswiththem #weird 
USERNAME i must admit that i'm a bit jealous of you and your dad's relationship . o.o 
holy crap you follow me o.o half of the things i put on here are about you aha ! 
i wanna do some freak shit . o_o i need to log off before i say too much . 
been a long time since i told (anyone) i love them .... #random 
ima go to the cherry farm .... wo hoo o.o 
at least 15 times a year people get maliciously raped by dolphins . wow . o.o 
USERNAME wow i start drinking and they score in two damn plays ? ! #wtf 
mann hella bad day >_< . i fell a lil diffrent idk why #wtf #happened 
i've been traveling for 2 hrs ! ! ! ! ! #crazy 
i didnt know i came over here for a life lesson . #wtf 
one simple question here ... when the hell did i finish roll 3 ? #crazy #insane #nikon #nikonf @ tenley circle URL 
so , this is real . and yes , that price says $20,000. turns out giving up on your dream of grandkids is expensive . #wow URL 
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USERNAME ima jump outta the car and run away ! ! ! :o jkjk :) 
the #portlandstatevikings game is supposedly a big rivalry game and there's about possibly 200 people at the game .. ? haha xd #wow 
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USERNAME oh o.o i started walking at like 4:20 so maybe you saw me lol . 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces .” 
i'm so embarrassed , i went to talk to dylan and i started out saying brady , josh and so on . why did i just call him all my exes names ? #wtf 
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nigahs is trippin' .. busting out people's windows& shit #crazy 
omg omg omg :o ! he followed me /.\ , i'm gonna have a heart attack USERNAME 
just found out i'm gunna have another niece or nephew ! ! ! :o 👶 
saying goodbye to my brown hair in 2 hours :o 
i ... follow ... too many inactive users ... some back to when i joined twitter which was 2 years ago ... o.o 
-_- soo you can't use your phone for a few pics to send me o_o 
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USERNAME aren't they meant to be listened to by little girls ? like justin bieber and the jonas brothers ? 😮 
this lady ask me to watch her buggy and push it in line so she won't lose her spot ! #wtf 
emotions is no o_0 longer involved . watch out now #mean 
one of the robots have a mechanum drive and we are all like 0.o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME she almost fuckin killed us . i pooped 0.o 
USERNAME in fact already have the answer without even guessing , so for challenge purposes i must decline your requests . 😮 😂 
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reall talk ima have nightmares after watching all this illuminati crap .. o.o 
i'm not happy , but i'm not sad ... what am i ? ... sappy ? .. had ? .. o_o 
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USERNAME your mom or dad is gonna make u turn it off o.o 
sitting at the stop light an bitchs are getting out their cars an yellin #wtf 
USERNAME yeah but that's like 2 more hours . i got on the train at 8 :3 0 in philly 😲 
being crazy at the wedding ♡ :) he's to me infront of god :o rodriguez @ st peter claver church URL 
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who won that lakewood and neptune game ? ? o.o 
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megan about to make a sala d: omg theres a hair in this plate what do i do ? me:get a new plate . megan :o h haha yeah . (gotta luv my #coworkers ) 
my x-box is making some weird noise , i hope its not dying :o 
sorry for that last tweet but i feel like my dogs want to yell that when i touch their pads #weird 
updated my phone , everything's a little weird ! ! ! :o 
matt bought me a early christmas present and wrapped it & he's keeping it in our room right infront of me ! #wtf #notfair #iwannaknow 
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all of #oomf followers wants her to give her dad some ass or that good lmfao 😯 😹 🙈🙊 
USERNAME your parents make you go with them if you're home ? :o 
i stink . well , the pits do ! :o 
i'll be able to braid my beard pretty soon :o any takers ? lol 
damn jobs taking hair samples instead of pee for drug samples now ? ! it's supposedly traces drugs up to a year from testing date . #crazy 
if my creepy neighbor is outside there is no way in hell i'm going out there ! 😱 😵 😑 #scared #strange #sosketchy 
still gives me the same chills when i pass by that house lol (: good times , good times . where's my babe ? :o 
he's getting beat up for defending her . #omg #ilovehim 
USERNAME USERNAME g . o.o . d music >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one direction 
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omg i haven't cleaned my room USERNAME is gonna kill mee :o 
i dont know how all of my music was deleted from my phone #wtf #paranormalactivity lol 
#marley #bobmarley #reggae #music #rasta #random #icon #irie #bbq #bob #bored #art #artist #pai @ lemon park URL 
USERNAME o.o well i didnt know .. i dont normally remember my tweets like that .. 
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USERNAME ouch , i'm sorry . i was wanting to get it . :o 
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USERNAME fuck that gay shit get high get on some girls and find a house party😬 😲 
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pre game song of the day 'scary monsters and nice sprites' USERNAME #omg 
fucking crazy going through my fb and seeing kids i went with in middle school with babies already o.o 
guess it$ time to wrk #ugh i ws c o_0 ln tho lol peace out ! ! ! 
USERNAME yaa ..... it's pretty bad now .. oops ! ! ! :o 
baby theres a move coming out called zero dark ! :o USERNAME 
i dont know how all of my music was deleted from phone ? ? ? ? ? ? #wtf #paranormalactivity 
cheif keef: me: noo .. i didn't understand a word you said throughout the whole song . o_o 
he retweeted me . 😮 😁 😊 😍 💕💕 URL 
aw this lady is slapping her dog and its crying :o 
that ackward moment when someone hands yuu somethin bout smokin nd you're hiqh o.o 
USERNAME they're checking the #scarecrow to see if he has a brain ? ! ! :o lmao 
umm ... thanks . random nail experience . USERNAME #random she's nice . 
this place be cray . :o tip your baristas , people ! (@ starbucks w/ 2 others) URL 
the fact that this is only half of our christmas decorations :o URL 
it's kinda weird how much you like your brother #wow 
USERNAME now that one is pretty badass .. i gotta say this ones my fave too :o ) 
bringing it back ! ! #wow #wow1999 #wow2000 @ credo house URL 
let me turn it down , my baby daddy twatchin , shh ! 0_o 
so , apparently te'o lost his grandma and girlfriend right before the game against michigan ? #wow #morerespect 
these cab drivers outside my job be looking thirsty as hell to drive niggas around . taxi ? ! o.o 
my guy is the sweetest n does the sweetest things #random 
that moment when you're alone & you hear noises . < #wtf 
going thru loganns moms closet . the usual . #hotties #random #robe #boxers #hailey URL 
USERNAME so you mean you'll be here around 4 o.o lol or you'll leave around 4 
why do this man keep talking spanish to me . lol he thought i was hispanic . im just like ... whaa o.o 
USERNAME o.o ; i thought it was gonna be small . wow 
glad it wasn't my bed . because i would've stopped just to fix it . o_o 
USERNAME i know right ! oh my gosh what happened :o 
USERNAME :o ! ! ! i kinda want to see it 
"USERNAME USERNAME 😯 😯 😯 😯 URL damn you caught me .. lol jk 
someone just ordered a tall hot water at starbucks . and they haven't claimed it yet . #wtf 
don't even play volleyball but the mitty volleyball tweets are keeping me at the edge of my seat 😯 #gomonarchs #undefeated 
my mom just found my long lost swishers in the car and she's like , lmao ... she better givem back :o 
saw this women with 3 boobs #totalrecall #wtf #sexy :o 
what a dilemma , the people who i support w/ #ows are against israel & the far right schmucks who i dislike who hate obama support israel #omg 
having to take the ripta to work<<<<<<<< #wtf ! ! ! ! ! 
why this same dude keep sendin me the same message on kik ? ? ! o_o 
my fucking phone is about to die ! ! ! #wtf 
"USERNAME 18 ppl on stage only one mic ! ! #really #wtf USERNAME one mic *nas tone* 
just took a half hour power nap and drifted in and out of sleep and had the most random mini dreams ever . #weird 
USERNAME nope be the last one bcuz of the torture of the first 7 & having to wear thee same clothes 7 of them did b4 ! :o p 
we gone b in dis damn shop all day ... o_o 
USERNAME lol better be off before 12 ! we gots shit to do ! 😵 <--- me tonight 
there is honestly something wrong with me . #outofcontrol #crazy #psycho #howdoihavefriends 
this laundry room smells like ass from the bags waiting to be done . if you wait that long to do your laundry , you're doing it wrong 😫 😵 😷 
USERNAME what happened ? ! did they stuff you with too muchh #straw ? ! :o 
USERNAME you don't know what you're getting yourself in to o.o 
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nigger :o hh i got some shirts from forever 21 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm down (: i'm bringing catalina okay ? :o 
USERNAME that's when i started greys ! and i finally got to season 9 the other day 😮 
why are u closed off ? o.o (@ costco w/ 5 others) [pic]: URL 
when your ex is dating someone with the same name as you 0.o 
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once again , hate losing to a bunch of kinezi . #dubious #classy #umm #wow #unreal 
the tower of terror in disneyland cost 100 million dollars to build . #wow #disneyland made that back in only days ... 
this guy gave me an extended hug at work last night . everyone just stood & stare . o_o one lady like , 
yeaah , the worlds gonna end in 34 days 😮 
so i'm at chuck e cheeses an my nephew a lil girl in here eye .... because she was lookin at him # #wtf 
my aunt cut all her hair off ! ! 😱 😂 😲 
my days been feeling extremely long and it's only 3:45 😮 
USERNAME is that a show ? :o sounds like a reality drama show ! can u watch ! (: 
when people get pissed off over nothing . <<< #wtf #really 
only got one hour of sleep last night ....... & i'm still going 0_o 
USERNAME d: it's like freaking 56 here and djsjhsdj -__- wanna come cuddle :o 
when i'm home alone , i feel like there's thousands of eyes looking at me o.o 
my dad said he wants to sparkle like edward o.o 
this headache is so bad i can't fall asleep 😲 
USERNAME damn that's cray . what part of ohio ? you know i'm up here 0_o ! ! 
did y'all no that i didn't eat lunch yet ? o_o 
it's kinda weird how our fingers are all diff lengths #weird #random 
i still have spider webs from my last pedicure .. it's almost thanksgiving . #timeflies #wtf 
do only girls make #ootd posts on instagram ? 😯 
USERNAME sorry .. o.o i guess i had the wrong number 
i swear i thought those words were never gonna come out my grandmas mouth #wtf 
so my baby's mother is getting completely naked for this photo shoot , i'm about to snap 😵 
half the time i can't believe me and USERNAME are sisters . everyone sees it but me . #wtf 
USERNAME found his boat ! swept away by #sandy #hurricane #storm #boat #woah #instagood #wow #am @ the docks URL 
when people are lying to you and you know the truth >>> 😁 😏 #wow 
my neighbors are already putting shit up for chrismas tf is not even thanx giving wtf is wrong wich you ... o.o 
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wait .... i wear short shorts , short skirts and band tees . where does that put me ? o.o 
i remember the first time i drove .. #wtf #fredericksburg #baddrivers 
what the fuck :o i've been a fan of justin bieber for so long i didn't know he had a music video for that should be with rascal flatts #smh 
you can't live a positive life with a negative mind o.o 
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i miss USERNAME i'm not used to not seeing her everyday 🙈 😵 😳 
uiw . imagine what will happen when a school like a&m will schedule uiw as a game next year in d1 ? 0.o 
what a long and uneventful day . #wow USERNAME USERNAME 
shout out to the girl who keeps saying i'm the princess of india on instagram . #weird #much 
let's pretend i didn't just drop a bowl at panera and shatter it into a million pieces . 😳 😲 
"USERNAME USERNAME now who win nigga ? URL that don't show up on mine o.o 
i've done too many walmart runs this week ! ! #wtf 
like 5 weed people followed me randomly . lmaoo . #whatthe 🌳🍃🌳💥🔥🚬 😮 💨💨🎂🍪🍫🍪🍦🍨🍮🍩😁 😄 😴💤 
USERNAME haha that would be badass ! ! ! :o 
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USERNAME i haven't seen/chilled with oomf's in a while .. 😯 
walked back to the laundry room to find all my clothes folded ! :o ! ! ! ! #surprised #goodpeople 
odds are tonight's goin to get a little #weird USERNAME @ nicky t's underground bachelor pad URL 
just seen a 5 point with a boad tin that was growing down ... not sure how i feel about that #weird 
just realized all i had last night were wings and alcohol . #omg #goodnightcomeback ! ! #teamgerald #mrpi2012 
roadtrips with my mother in law; vent sesh city . were so alike; #weird 
wow…. there’s people ‘camping’ at beat buy… 6 days left for black friday n they already camping ? ? i’m confused :o 
USERNAME pulp fiction , its some samuell . jackson rapping about you better not say what i was confused and then he said and i was like :o 
snap chatting on the airplane .... everyone thinks i'm cray cray :o 
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outside the movie theatre #crazy #thisisusa @ amc loews village 7 URL 
i just notices that one of my eyes is bigger than the other o.0 
killing cardio workout ! ! im dying 🏃💪 😰 😵 
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yellin at me for knockin a leaf off bitch please i will knock your head off bitch swerve ! #saitan #annoyed #crazy #die 
went into denny's and we sat by our neighbors . lol #wow 
i want to punch the person straight in the face whoever stole my ipod #wtf 
ican't believe USERNAME doesn't know who frank sinatra is ! #crazy #unfuckingbelieveable 
got a bigger cage and panchito doesnt like it :o 
look who i found in lethbridge #xzibit #pimpmyride #random @ lethbridge lodge URL 
uhmm wanted to go out with my girl tonight , but she ain't ever give a nigga details :o 
u cnt get wht i'm into cuz u f o_0 ls so worried bout how ppl will view u ha ! 
USERNAME i seem to recall you telling everyone thursday that you don't dip ! 😏 😮 
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my mom made some food i got a text from my sister saying she has food for me :o i don't know what to eat 
USERNAME idk what middle school you went to ... o_o lol 
... mm i hate the bottle room . #safeway #onlytwomachines #wtf #gross 
USERNAME really , dang ! haha she always talks to me , that's what i get for being nice to the new kid 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 
USERNAME doesn't know who corey smith is .... #shame #wow 
why is lana del rey on a university of phoenix commercial ? o.o 
just witnessed a fight and cops being called at walmart ... #crazy 
not feeling quite right; it wasn't a very hard workout but i'm feeling drained . #weird 
USERNAME omg how can i forget about something like that :o 
had 2 go get them 2 eat ... yall been running around at park for 2 hrs o_o @ gilcrease park URL 
USERNAME do you still not eat folded chips ? #random 
i have a bag over my hair and my dog didnt recognize me he started barking at me like an intruder and bearing his teeth :o 
USERNAME you didn't even know you were getting dry humped 0.o 
USERNAME but it don't doesn't show up on my app , only on the web . o.o 
you see and hear the most interesting people at theme parks . i just heard a lady talking about wanting to be a cougar , well ok then ... o_o 
cray part whn my bro's come to me like whts up wit ur frd ______ ? ? ? ? o_0 cuz niggas sayn #wow 
ha your funny no why would you think that . ? :o 
i be having hella candy on the weekends but weekdays idk what be happening . ? o.o 
ugh . only one waiting for haircut and its all women already getting theirs done ... will wait foreverr #wtf #women 
oh my god , no way ! ! ! rest in peace wall street . :o o new reign ! ! ! @ wall street URL 
deon was like i should dye my hair orange , wtf o_o 
georgia southern is playing florida next year . #dead 😵 😵 😵 
the awkward moment when an ex boyfriend from ligh 4th grade hit chu up o.o 
work .... then time to rage my titts off with USERNAME wah o_0 
USERNAME lool dkkm ! ! but how come i dont remember ? ! :o 
i like how usc was suppose to go defeated this year , but they're about to get there fourth loss . #wow 
USERNAME i think thats her name i was asleep half the time o.o 
wait ... that homeless guy had a ds ... #wtf #confused 
twinkie's are selling for over $250 for 10 boxes on ebay ! ! ! ! #wow #hostess 
i hate automatic toilets they flush 8 thousand times before i am done #wtf 
and then , i just spotted this-in austin . #wtf . URL 
holy shit i fucked up my bangs ! ! to short to fix :o 
when i get a $50 parking ticket for parking in the visitors parking lot <<< #wtf i am a fucking visitor ? ? ? 
USERNAME indeed lol 😲 what time do u get off ? 
when i get a $50 parking ticket for parking in the visitors parking lot at sdsu <<< #wtf i am a fucking visitor ? ? ? 
that moment wen u fin out yo girlfriend bestfriend finer dan her o_o 
i don't know if my body is capable for what is in store for this break ... o_o USERNAME 
i was just mind blown by that #breakingdawn movie . 😮 😮 😮 
USERNAME where were you when they scored 20 unanswered points ? 😮 
USERNAME how long til you get a new one ? :o 
the internet is 2.3 times more expensive at ord than at 35,000 ft . #wtf ? 
im getting notifications off bae twitter .... but whyy ? ? o_o 
#muahz #kiss #xoxo #me #lol #random #leggo #love #confidence #myself #li @ paul mitchell the school delaware URL 
passed obama's house . secret service everywhere . :o #badass #president #hugehouse 
USERNAME lol not even ! ! :p ha you know what , they left & i didn't even notice :o ha 
#ugh fml when i had a blast last night in a cute of but snyder take any pics ? ! ? #wtf #drunkprobz 
i actually like once upon a time . its red's story this time :o 
why is he~ the psycho lady skinner ? ! o.o 
literally noone knows how to drive in huntington right now . #wtf . 
i hope it's not to late for me , could u just wait for me awhile :o 
i wonder who would come if i have a small gathering at my crib ? o.o 
how did i get a blister in these shoes ? o.o shit hurts man .-. 
USERNAME well you for sure . idk about your guest :o 
happy birthday USERNAME --you guys are getting so old ! #weird ! ! 
i saw 4 of my elementary school teachers working at different placesi today . #weird 
uh oh is USERNAME 21 ? ! ? ! ? 😮 
i'm hard to please & act mean when i don't get my way ...... u sure u want me as your woman ? ? ? o_o #spoiled 
rumors swirling that the big10 is looking to add rutgers and maryland and gain that new york media market very soon . 😮 USERNAME 
-and just looked at my ticket and he cited me for my fucking window tint . #wtf #asswipe #doesntgetlaid #obviously 
#wow #dumb #shit #people do #trendsetter #ahahaha #sike @ starbucks URL 
USERNAME do you need someone , to buy from :o 
its almost christmas time again :o @ galleria dallas URL 
headed into the city with USERNAME to see a movie ! so excited . haven't gone to see a movie since i moved :o 
in the past 2 weeks i've had 2 girls tell me to fight them . lmao #crazy #idontreallyhitgirls #justajoke 
passed by here . had a big line . o.o (@ pinkberry) URL 
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USERNAME thank you - working at #ds 5pm-1 :3 0am whee … omg so many big & tiny ppl on the train & downtown ! :o 
i haven't had horchata for more than a week ! :o wtf lol 
USERNAME i show you a fresh tweet you dirty hippie grr ! ! ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME i did . the deed is done . :o 
dam i just found out that USERNAME goes to my school #crazy ... im still the best rapper here tho 
USERNAME whoah 😮 #need2catchup i'm jealous of the fabulous morning you had ! ! #bff 👯 
USERNAME USERNAME i did . the deed is done . :o 
ayy , the visiting volleyball team had more cute girls than guys -.- #wtf 
my parents act like i'm such a bad kid . #wtf #whencanimoveout 
meetme = probably the most terrible site ever created ! #omg 
wtf instagam won't show my profile picture 😑 😑 😑 😑 #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME also this was just on my dash . o_o URL 
umm i bought jeans today . it does not feel right . #wtf #iloveleggings 
why is thier alot of people at my house :o 
your perff . i don't even know if shes still having her party :o 
my roots look like they're growing in blackk . :o 
yawn 😯 damn drunk last nite was effin loud woke up the whole apt 
omfg you guys fernando didn't break up with me o.o 
i love it when i hear today from my grandma that she fell on tuesday and the whole family knew except me till today . #wtf 
i told ana to upload the pictures on instagram , but i don't even know if we follow each other o_o 
i go from watching bus stop to boyz n the hood hahaha #random 
USERNAME ill take a huge hit for you :) lol & you never told me why your grounded ? :o 
josh peck's gonna be in red dawn :o . #sick #gonnabebadass 
holiday traffic in altoona reminds me of akron traffic .. & i love it #weird 
USERNAME no option i still have to drive 5 more hours ! :o :( 
thought i had plans for tonight .. oh never mind you took her instead . #wtf #lairs 
how does ucla give up 5 sacks and still have the lead ? o.o 
USERNAME hahahaha good thing you hash tagged that because if someone wasn't reading the combo and just saw that they'd be like #wtf ha 
i see all this garbage going through twitter and it's quite upsetting . not only do i see garbage tweets , but i see garbage rts too . #wtf ? 
USERNAME my pikachu o.o i won it with one of those basketball shooting games cx 
USERNAME more like where have you been ? :o lol 
holy fack i just ripped my new earring out by accident 😲 😭 #motherfackerr 
USERNAME haha why you upset about it ! ? you don't have to shave o.o ! 
my pops told me he had some donuts and a strawberry shake for breakfast o_o lmbo 
i seriously can not wait for my sister to have her babyy ! ! ! ! #omg ! 
don't miss the big news tomorrow ! and it's big . i mean , massive . :o USERNAME URL 
wonder why if a girl goes to porn shop its cool but if a guys in a porn shop he's a pervert . #wtf #jist wondering 
i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate x 183639292929 this feeling 😲 😔 #getoutofmyhead 
so apparently 45 billion americans use smartphones to shop ! ! 0.o #holycrap #smartphones #shopaholics 
i dl'd a police scanner app . i wonder if it works . :o 
yay ! 😃 a drunk bitch is following me ! ! ! ! ! USERNAME #weird 
sad moment when your 13year old brother has straight a's :o and you don't lol ... 
oh my gosh im bored o.o kik me @ hi_imheather or text me . ! 
im coming home just came on and i just got home ... :o #creepy 
these a reason why the heat are my favor team 🏀 😲 🔫 
why in gods name are we watching hobo with a shotgun ? #wtf USERNAME USERNAME 
don't return something to me if it has god damn stains all over it . #wtf 
i seriously got like five phone calls from different people asking me what i'm doing tonight #wtf 
that very awkward moment when my dad & uncle are talking about sex right in front of me 😯 😧 😫 
so . many . scene . kids . at . the . mall . o.o 
what if hostess isn't going out of business and this was just a ploy to get you to buy their snacks o.o 
almost getting barbecue sauce on my fave white v neck <<<< #omg #almostcried 
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look dark as hell out :o yet it's only 6 -.- 
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christians cats name is ... sunshine meadowfield . #shocked #wow 
asked my dad for advice .. his response ... ? #wtf 
today is my last day off until next week sometime . thanksgiving and black friday are gonna kill me . 😲 
pss no se ustedes pero yo el jueves #thanksgivingday me voa chingar 2, quizas tres #guajolotes 0.o aka wilos jeje #tragon 
it was once again this time last year . 0_o ... 
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woke up this morning with a strange urge to watch zoolander 0.o 
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my ma popping tags & washing all my son's clothes o_o 
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USERNAME :o u gone miss a test we taking 2morrow ! 
USERNAME what is that ? are those twinkies and ding dongs ? :o 
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just say i'll be 24 what ima do with these babies o_o 
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i start singing when i think of something akward . #weird but makes me feel better 
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i'm gonna walk to the corner store and get a loosey . i wonder if they'll give it to me . o.o . 
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this lady is really starting class with 15 minutes left ! #wtf 
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the amount of work i have to do tonight .......... ahh 😖 ✂📝 😲 👎📖 
had a dream that i had the most amazing assist in a soccer game #random #butcool 
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i never tought i actually talk to those people that i completely thought ever have a chance to talk too :o 
i had a dream i went to a guys prison for weed . o.o fuck that . lmao 
i had a crazy dream that i survived a plane crash last night ... o_o 
just got into town and straight to work ! o.o oh well priorities first ! (@ binder & binder) [pic]: URL 
oh and it was one of her good friends ? ! #wtf #subtweet 
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its 10 :3 5 and my mom is sweeping the house ? o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME this mutha fuka cant be serious and her gf is ugly . o_o 
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#niggasbelike that being there: mom , auntie , cousins , sisters o.o 
this kid just saluted me . :o my life is made . 
i really haven't seen USERNAME since the night everyone played pool at his house . that was like september .. #omg 
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got my winter 3rd quarter schedule👌after the 4th i'll have a year under my belt already ! ! #crazy #timeflies 
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that moment when you realize the famous people you've been in love with forever aren't so inaccessible after all ... 😳 😲 😁 😍 
USERNAME USERNAME dude . that's weird . we tweeted at the same time . :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME in her avi she pose to be a stud and a fem ? ? ! ! ! o_o i mean she ugly eitha way ijs tf ? ? ! foh ! ! 
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USERNAME maryland ? ! ? ! really ? ! ? ! #wtf 
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i've been able to feel sydney moving around for awhile now .. but now i can see my stomach move when she does .. #crazy 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME and now he won't let me throw it out . o_o " 
USERNAME o_o ... omg ! ! ! is that what i wrote ? ? ? ? ? =o 
had a dream last night i was a lesbian with a cat named chester #wtf 
bunch of old people dancing to gangnamstyle at a retirement home ? #wtf 
USERNAME - how long have you had yours o.o ? 
when you wake up & your shirt is inside out ....... :o ....... :) ........ lol 
i hate when i forget to charge my during the night :o 
USERNAME not even close :o i know the truth . truth is you ain't ugly ! 
i was making grilled cheese and i burned my boob . #omg 
i feel bad when i go to a restaurant and see someone eating alone . i want to just go say hi , but they might do some crazy to me o_o 
just saw an ad in pg for cheerleaders strip club having free thanksgiving buffet on wednesday lmao eat turkey see boobies #weird 
carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga ? ! ? ! ? what the fuck ? #truefact #wtf 
that nap was love , except for that dream . 0.o 
hungry but nothing to eat ! ! ! & i don't wanna eat fast food breakfast .... > :-o 
USERNAME yoo i just checked my emojis and they got no black man or black woman on my keyboard #wtf 
10 year old just walked past me with an iphone 5 in a life proof case . when i was 10 i had freaking markers ! #wtf 
jus remembered what i dreamt lastnight ___ 😲 😲 😲 😲 that was a nightmare tho 👹💀👽💨 
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USERNAME im hungry too . :o he gets out at 2:40 but he told me that he goes in to work at 3 :3 0pm . 
i swear i just heard a cat in the hallway o.o #meow 
i'm getting blown away by this wind and my big baggy sweatshirt is acting like a kite 🌀💨 😮 
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USERNAME must have been going 85 miles an hour on 95 lol 👍 😯 
“USERNAME USERNAME oh i know i have a smelly vagina . i never wash it anyway ." o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME true ! it will have to wait . :o ) 
she had a low cut temp fade last week no she got hair like a indian down her back #wtf why cut it if you goin to do dat 
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i still have two hours of german left 😲 🔫 #sad 
USERNAME owes me sour gummy worms ! ! ! :o 
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you text me everyday but then text a girl sayin the same stuff you tell me .. 0.o wthh 
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USERNAME 74% of republicans support israel ." since when do they care about other people . where's this compassion for people here ? #ironic #wtf 
eggs , fruit , and oatmeal is a 750 calorie breakfast . #wtf #lostcause 
there was just a football commercial while i was watching rupaul's drag race . does logo really think i want to watch football ? #wtf #logo 
USERNAME im gonna be completly honest , what does that mean ? :o 
if you knew better , you would do better #random 
omg i just said swag in one of my tweets and i wasn't bashing it . :o 
aketta wilson .. she's in the system :o lol they finna lock her ass up ! 
the first thing i notice about someone is the jeans their wearing . #weird 
USERNAME are you following him or is he following you ? :o ;) 
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“USERNAME USERNAME my vagina is one gaping black abyss . kinda like the bermuda triangle on land ." o.o 
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mann i almost got bit by this pit walkin home it was weird cuz he walked up beside me n wen i turned around he stopped ... o_o 
freaking out about all these black friday deals 😮 😮 😮 😮 
the music in this dentist office is so random . old country , ragtime , reggae , jazz , 60s classics , new country , christmas #getagrip #wtf 
refill still just started playing itslef on my phone .... wtf ! ! ! ! ! o_o #sweerve #hyfrtheycallmesqeegee 
so my aunt , her husband , and her boyfriend are coming to thankgiving dinner ? 😯 does anybody else see something wrong with this picture ? 
that awkward moment when a creep sits next to you on the bus <<<<<<<< o.o 
going through your whole day and then waking up in bed realizing it was only a dream . #wtf 
who the fuck puts deodorant on in the middle of the fucking hallway ? #barff 😲 😖 
falling in reverse is artist of the year ? ? #wtf URL 
why did i not like grilled cheese when i was a kid but now that i'm much older , i love it ? ? ? #weird #switchedaround 
i just swallowed a fly . ughh nasty . 😫💀💩 😵 
feeling like a have an alien kicking in my uterus ! ! :o 
honestly ... everything i tweet is bs . so am i telling the truth ? o_o 
i really just called her that over twitter 😱 😲 😏 
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USERNAME :o what the hell ? ! 5 years ? no club ! ! ! ! where they do that at ? 
roughly 154$ magically gone from my card . #pissed #wtf 
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my dad literally wants to shoot my sisters bf and my sister doesn't like my dads gf tonight's dinner is going to be fun ☺ 👌 😳 😵 
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USERNAME what do you have a degree in :o ? 
disneyland with the family today ! o.o (@ mickey & friends parking structure) URL 
at school , still very early for class :o 12-1:15pm 
USERNAME :o and im over here complaining over a 5 pg research paper haha 
what do you do in class all day :o @ asu tower center URL 
that awkward moment when a teacher trys to skype u but there mic doesnt work #wtf 
i want some buger king or cookout ! either or 😮 
so ... imma get in cursive on my right ass cheek (; lmao i just thought of this . #random #lol 
that awkward moment when your old teacher wants to hook you up with her brother >>>> #wtf 
this little boy just came up to me and touched my butt ☺ lol #wtf his mom called him a perv 
studying my bioethics and looking at USERNAME practically crying at these puppies .... can i please have one #wahh #omg #socute 
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had dream where everyone got a virus and turned into zombies . passed christian while he was on the ground ... too late . o.o 
the thing is ... i've been freezing since friday . am i dying ? ! 😵 
#callacutieout this is trending and not one of you mention me #wtf 
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USERNAME who the hell did he fight ? ? :o 
#random ion like picking up babies when there under one ... they feel so fragile 
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this this dude next to me . is really a chick o.o 
amanda: either were stupid or our car got stolen . mom- ..... i think we're stupid #wow 
some kid that goes to csi apparently plays for cosmos o.o 
USERNAME hey i want ed to no if i could lick parts of u ? ? o.0 
i think i forgot to put on deoterant today 😯 #whoops 
i always think your looking at me . o_o i hate feeling awkward ! 
omg i'm talking to myself while i'm watching twilight omg i'm crazy ahh 😳 😏 😮 😁 
when my parents make 69 jokes ... #fuckinghell 😖 😲 
just made it home nobody in there .. dear family where are you ! ! ! ! #wtf #family 
this guy would burp out loud in class o.o >.< 
USERNAME omg o.o id google it . also yay for paying bills off 
this girl jus told me she had a sex dream bout me :o 
black friday is black friday . the sales should start on friday , not thursday . #random my #1cent 
USERNAME it's not ok ! my mother would never in a million years think of having a male stopper for me . he is 16 not 26 . #wow 
omg today is going by soo slow . ackk . maybe this is a sign that it would have gone faster , if i went to class . o.o 
-he said we looked like milly and pilly whoever they are ? ? o.o 
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about to head out to utahh . so tired . zz o.0 
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when liz calls herself a flaming cunt ... #wtf #okay #badbitchproblemz USERNAME 
USERNAME USERNAME oh well idk what your talking about o.o 
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trying to catch up on watching the vampire diaries & i'm so lost o.o i think i missed too many episodes >.< 
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USERNAME its as if your staring into my sou o.o 
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bahahaha 😵 😲 😮 😂 rt USERNAME females 5'10 and over shouldnt wear heels . what you tryna do ? whisper to god ? ? ? 
USERNAME she's more chill then the other emos (: & she's not scary like that girl across the room with blue in her hair :o 
chinese guy told me he wanted my reproductive organs :o wtf haha 
USERNAME yes i am ! ! ! glad i'm off today bc i worked 12 hours yesterday ... :o are you glad its monday ? 
older woman in angel’s just walked over to a young girl she didn’t know and told her that she needed to sit up straight . #wow 
people keep staring at me while i'm licking my ice cream . o.o like . uhmm , do you want me to lick you or something ? (; haha . 
ate too much food at lunch . so full ! 😳 😲 
put on young jeezy radio a bih listening to robin thicke n shit 0.o 
USERNAME yeah idk i didn't think about that part :o 
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USERNAME didn't you just spend 20$ on food ? 😮 
i'm so fuckn mad i still haven't left this place ! #wtf 
USERNAME answers to USERNAME questions .... i'm in some serious #shock # 😮 
came to class for the first time after almost 2 weeks ... i have no idea what's going on ... 😯 😐 😑 
finely have my voice back to normal , now i can sing as loud as i want too 😯 🎶 
sometimes i just wonder; how the fuck am i good friends with the principle , the police && the security guards ? o.o 
put on 2chainz a bih listening to ruben studdard 0.o wth lol im done with these gansta stations imma just stick to kirkfranlin n slow jamz 
i love coming home and nobody being here including my dog #wtf #loner #welcomehomejess 
i just got paid last friday ... how the hell did i manage to waste $400 in a week ? #wtf 
my mom said she would only pay to see r . kelly if he gave her a lap dance dolo .... o_o rally mom ? ? 
the old lady with blue hair on campus creeps me out a bit #creepersgonnacreep #weird 
uh oh ! i have a feeling my baby is taking a real hard test right now :o 
USERNAME of course ! not really surprised . and you had to change your name ? #weird 
#random can you take a sims card out of a htc phone ? ? ? 
nossa to aqui cantando fresno parecendo louca , quem passar na rua vai ficar assim o.o 
there's only 30 people in my class but i swear i've never seen these two girls that are presenting ... #weird 
230 and the suns already like 3/4 of the way down #wtf #needsummer #byemass 
i don't like making eye contact with people ... #weird #awkward 
i would love for my foot to stop hurting so i can 1. run tonight and 2. west heels to work . #wtf 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces . 
why are all these paranormal acconts following me when i'm not following them ? .. #weird 
but then i find out she doing other niggas projects too… 0.o 
holy crap .. this music ben wants on his phone ... 🙉 😵 USERNAME 
i still can't believe some one stole my lunch from my backpack today #wtf 
super pissed . now i have to go to court too . it was just a speeding ticket . #wtf 
just saw a guy get excited because he closed his trunk #wtf 
gone suck a nigga dick ., quit all that fake shit . ! 😮 😏 
am i the only one in the world that thinks it is totally fucked up that the hospital charges $$ to park when your best friend is dying ? #wtf 
my professor cancelled class then took it back .. not sure if its worth canceling my mani/pedi appointment #wtf #whodoesthat 
so shayla is kickn my ass through tweets ii c .... o_o <<<<. 
so me and my granny just added it up and she has 15 cats she feeds everyday ! ! #crazy 
USERNAME i was had cruise on in the car and my mom made me turn it off because it was too twangy ... awk o_o 
da d: leslie never worry i gotchu shortie . me :o kay i love you dad . da d: i love you more ill never need no mans love as long as i have my father 
its illegal to pump your own gas in jersey ? 0.o 
since when do i have allergies in the winter ? #wtf 
just saw walter in the road and had a full on conversation lol #weird heyy 👋 
when people try and copy your work . < #wtf #goaway 😁 
USERNAME is hating on my christmas music while dancing with my puppy :o 
just saw walter on the road and had a full on conversation lol #weird heyy 👋 
feelings that i thought i would never have >>>><<<< 😐 😮 💏 
stop complaining about our weather and pray for the oregon coast ... #crazy #godsprotection 
not as busy as i thought it would be . o.o that sacres me . 
i don't even remember half of the day ? #wtf 
had a dream last night that my mom made me leave quabbin & transfer back to north o.o #nowayjose 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME someone mention #coffee ? o_o c]__[ 
i didn't know speaking the truth was talking shit :o 
i wish i could just turn my brain off for a few days 😲 
no one woke me up for school this morning ... o.o 
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still voting for USERNAME haha i hope they really count my thousands of votes . :o 
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my baby tells me he misses me 5,635 a day . #weird lol #stop 
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they said i can have 5 more minutes with my phone b4 they take it . o.o hoo rah ! ! ! everybody 
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my pandora almost turned into a twitter , it now follows people o.0 
my 7th grade brother got a 98 gpa .. brainiac #pride wow ... 👌 😯 
i'm scared to eat after last night . o.o * shivers* 
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rt USERNAME :s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces . 
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USERNAME if i was 2 i would be a billionaire o.o 
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the honey nut cheerios bee has a different voice now ... don't know how i feel about that . o_o 
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why would they make shows we love so much and they're going to end #wtf 
last night i ko at 3 :3 0 in the morning :o 
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you black ? ? ( 0_o ) confused face .. 
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USERNAME my loser being rude ? :o wahh ? lol 
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going home tomorrow bitchess ! ! whoop whoop ! p . s . i think i have a crush on my ch teacher o.o 
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only i would watch a girl who tells me she has an imaginary friend named hunter #wtf #whyme 
meep i got these fresh flowers nd a new and improved mouf o_o 
sometimes i feel like ..... somebody's watching mee ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 0_o 
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alejandra said she remembered stuff about saturday so the people who said she wasn't going to remember owe her 5 dollars :o 
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just got an email from the party planning committee at work . i thought that only existed in the office . #weird #ihateangela 
what time are you going to go pay your phone 😯 
this girl idk just added me on fb . her status said needless to say shes no longer friends with me on fb . -___- #wtf . 
that moment when you look at ppls pix from hs and u think #weird lol 
rt USERNAME when she first get off her period pussy be the best .......... ? ? #wtf lmao 
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just witnessed a whole lotta boobage in USERNAME new video o.o 
#oomf is only a freshman , but looks way older ! o_o 
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:o someone got tased in school bus parking lot . 
when i think about uw madison i feel like i'm cheating on the u #crazy 
USERNAME howd the tournament go ? 😯 .... probably bad since it was jys 😏 
seriously i'm gonna be coughing in people's faces while taking their orders tonight 😮 😮 😷 
the fact that USERNAME isnt in my life anymore < #weird 
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every time i tweet some xrated shit my mom pops up on my twitter :o 
anyone else thinks it's stupid that twitter only allows 140 characters per tweet ... #wtf 
about to go crazy ! where's my ames at ? ! ! ! :o 
why are there always so many people by the ally near my apartment taking pictures ? #weird #shady . 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces .” 
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some girls are so skanky it ridiculous #ifeelsorryforthem #notreallytho 😯 
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ooh big ass fight just now . they got pepper sprayed . everyone had to get outside o.o crazy 
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USERNAME i wish i was around sounds nice . good luck at urban , black friday as a first day wow o.o 
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and for the very first time , arab quiet #shocking 😮 .... lets hope this last til closing 
USERNAME wow . you're new avi o.o you look so different . 
mac and devin go to high school . #wtf #dumbestmovieever 
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this nogga at my school is so dark he looks blue thats a fuckin shame . #teamlightskin lol jk :o 
finally decided on my field of psychology only to find out i need a ph . d in it to basically do anything ! #omg 
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how the hell am i supposed to call in sick 2 hrs before i work if i work at 3:45 and don't get out of school till 2:40. #wtf 
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when your heart hurts and you have a emotional vomit session in your truck . #wtf 
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i'm defiantly learning the hard way and can't control it . #crazy 
my little brother just told me to stop talking over him and that he will tell me when i have the floor . #wtf 
i don't understand how these chump ass messes that call themselves guys get all these classy , gorgeous bombshell girls #contradictory #wtf 
1/4 mile of road . school bus stops 7 times . #wtf 
my spanish teacher decided he no longer will speaking answering teaching anything in english anymore 👊💢 😡 #wtf #doushebag #hatehim 
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😮 😳 just saw something i did not want to see . 
USERNAME why not (: she are you free ? are you single or still with what's his face :o dude , iam glad i didn't stay . i would be depressed 
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need to get out of the house tonight i'm dyinn 😲 
USERNAME how do you work stewie's time machine when you never really payed attention to how to start it ? o.o 
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true life ? fetish for feet ? #omg #eww #ihatefeet 
USERNAME oh but of course ! but yeah you definitely cannot fuck with g . o.o . d . music and get away clean 
why did no scrubs jus come on .. mind u i didnt change that shit -_- #wtf #grownassman 
i don't know why but usher's song climax can put me to sleep ... #weird 
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cnn poll :o nly 40% of democrats says israeli attacks on gaza are justified vs 74% of republicans and 59% of independents 
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so if in this generation , girls are getting pregnant @ 15 does that mean the next generation are @ 10 ? o.o 
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i agree ! 😮 but it was bound to happen . we just have to have faith“USERNAME USERNAME i'm kinda nervous for kaepernick's first start ! ! ! 
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i listen to more country music in houston than i did ever did in con . #weird 
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i get yelled at for not giving the remote to my brother .. i never watch tv , and the one time i want to .. i get yelled at . #wtf 
ms . guy look like she spazzin on this class . :o lucky i'm not in tht shit 
i heard i was suppost to fight today 😵 ..... tf ? 
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on my way to trussville looking like a thrown away child o.o 
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bus driver hits a stop sign ? #wtf #canyoudrive ? 
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( o.o ) don't know what's wrong w . me ? ! 
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USERNAME tde bringing some competition to g . o.o . d . music 
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hostess said they might bring their company back :o ! 
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because of the hurricane and holidays , this is going to be the first time going to driver's ed in a month #weird 
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USERNAME i wonder what'll happen if you click on my follow button o.o 
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it sounds like cats are screaming in my room ... is someone being raped outside ? or is this s&m #wtf #wwcprobz 
USERNAME i'm going to kill her . ohmygod . she thinks it funny . she's not even trying to stop them ! ! #crazy 
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twitter i'm more nervous than i've ever been before 😯 
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i want to go black friday shopping this year , i've never gone 😯 #newbie 
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why am i still following this girl if she not following me o.0 *unfollows* 
mhmm 😳 guys ! ! i think i have a crush on my bestfriend 😵 
i'm pretty sure i have typos in every tweet ... #wtf 
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USERNAME cuz you never followed me back :o lls . 
USERNAME i dont even remember taking that picture o.o i like tomas shirt though ! 
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oh no . she's coming back -.- , meaning no more staying afterschool and hanging out with friends #omg #whatabitch 
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wait ! o_o who is dis lady drinking my orange juice tho 
USERNAME i'm laos , i'm not even pretty :'( all these viet girls are like perfect . what are you ? :o 
on the phone with bell .. just saw in my e-bill under a landline service with no . and all , when i don't have landline . #wtf 
20 pg signature assignment ! ! ? ! o_o lord help me ! 
why some white nigga walking just tried to sell me a tazer o_o 
my mom is asking me about sex . . um o.o 
today has definitely been i interesting . so ready for thanksgiving break it isn't funny ! 😮 
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USERNAME not if i never would have put that tweet ! :o 
i just realized what USERNAME was trying to tell me today ! #omg #whatthefuck 
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i hate when i miss spell on my tweets 😮 😐 
este buffet es una mamadaa ! ! ! :o #soyuncerdo 
USERNAME liked my pic on instagram but ain't text me back 0.o 
things you never want to hear your professor say ... :o 
USERNAME we are just talking about smoking ... 👀 😯 💨👀 
how you going love somebody else but you dont even love your self #crazy 
i can't believe my grandma burns is gonna be 80 in like a week ! #crazy 
USERNAME bitch , you didn't even tag the right person . -_- #wow 
and ferry retweeted me ! :o life is almost complete lol 
wearing worse than a fat lady at church ..... on christmas 0_o #ew 
i don't understand why the makers of kia commercials thought it would be cool to have giant dancing hamsters .. #wtf 
you have 200 tweets and at least 150 are to me and my friends . #wow #youdonthavealife 
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USERNAME no and no christy said we going today instead :o 
when your principal shows everybody in your p . e . class up in horse ... #wow #wesuck 
the day i don't wear a hoodie to class it's freezing outside . #wow 
suspending ed reed ? ! ? ! really guys #wow 
so my bf wnts me 2 go hme with him 2 monroe for thanksgiving . we have only been datin 2 1/2mths . not feelin it . is tht wrong of me ? ! ? ! 😳 😮 😦 
i should start working on my psychology tho , #examtomorrow ... o.o 
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i was dead supposed to work today o_o uh oh 
USERNAME USERNAME thomas ... i called you to ask to go to i've cream wtf :o 
USERNAME whend u see me ? ... but ya i got a haircut :o 
my mommy says i need more sleep because in always tired and ornery , i say i'll sleep when i'm dead ! which might be soon 😵 😑 😴😴😴😴😴 
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ed reed got suspended for doing his job .... #wtf 
USERNAME :o ur the 3rd person i kno now that dnt like chocolate or milk 
USERNAME did you get the little paper from mr . ibarra ? :o 
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USERNAME me . #devilsspawn :o new username ? i think it shall be ! this is how i come up with names . 
“if you search 'askew' in google search , the page will tilt slightly clockwise ." didn't believe it but look #crazy URL 
USERNAME its been a whilee dude ! :o lol like you died or something . 
drivin with no brakes is scary af ! #omg #mustgetfixed 
my mom is a bad influence on me . not skipping mother . c'mon you're worse than me #crazy 
yesyesyesyes . a live coldplay album came out today . 😍 😍 😍 #omg 
36 texts in the last hour and one was from a human #wow #cool 
why do you try to look all sexy and seductive 0.o #weird 
USERNAME that was the night ! cus i remember wearing them leggings & i hadda throw em away cus they smelled like straight puke o.o 
watching the history channel and is about john gotti'em . 😍 🔫 😲 🔫 
my band teacher told me that he saw a mans leg get amputated because he got ran over . o.o 
merp . this is gonna be interesting . hope i can do it . 😮 
i have typing issues in my past 3 tweets #wtf 😣 
i think #oomf is catching on to the whole situation ... if so im screwed o.o 
when you're distracted by the cute guy at the gym so you trip and fall on your fucking face #seriously ? ! ? ! #wtf #crawlinginaholenow 
asked the asian in my group if he knew what the price is right is ... he had no clue #thisisamerica #wow 
i need a nap more than anything in the world right now o_o 
it's either talking to much or talking to less ... like #wtf you want ... 
i have my school friends , then my regular friends , then i got my friends that are my sisters ❤ 💜 💚 💙 #bestfriends #sisters #crazy #wild 
USERNAME that and maybe there is a very small margin that they think we're beautiful and want to text us ... :o *positive thoughts* 
this guy on jerry springer gotta girlfriend & a boyfriend o_0 smh 
word of the day :o gle-to look at amorously , flirtatiously , or impertinently . 
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USERNAME it wasnt ? o_o lol im sorry ^.^ i was to drunk ! 
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yy she call my mom rappinn bout nuffon imma smack her toma :o 
i still can't believe i tried to get with him . #weird 
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the most important quality to me a woman is confidence , cause without it she can't be strong #random 
USERNAME you don't like cheesecake ? ! 😯 and duh i make cupcakes 😊 
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i only have one true bestfriend , and we haven't known each other for a year .. #wtf 
USERNAME 0_o my apologies ...... <-- on front it says go ham ... #useit pplease 
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i wish that when i have an exam to study for that someone would secretly block youtube , twitter and facebook . they just seem to suck me in 😮 
USERNAME i was but i ate for the two weeks off and i was out bc if my shoulder which meant no practice at all . so no workout plus eating 😮 
if something is not sore everyday then im not satisfied with the previous workout . #fitness #crazy 
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then come to find out he wore a collar shirt on the show to cover up a hickey her ex's nephew have her 🙊 😦 😧 😲 😬 😯 🙀 😶 ☝ not cool 😑 
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figures i thought i had this week off from the kids , i should of figured , nannies never have days off #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME :-o grr . i got ya . it will be after thanksgiving . when is preordering over ? 
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USERNAME can you tell me what assignments it has ? pleasee :o 
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my mom don't believe me that i have a dentist appointment tomorrow .. #wtf 
USERNAME lol what ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! :o 
that embarrassing moment when you're singing your heart out and the music cuts off . #wtf 
USERNAME then come to find out he wore a collar shirt on the show to cover up a hickey her ex's nephew gave her 🙊 😦 😧 😲 😬 😯 🙀 😶 ☝ not cool 😑 
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b*tches be posting sh*t on fb like .. b*tch didn't you just suck d*ck yesterday o_0 ? ? *confused* #noshamemondays 
then come to find out he wore a collar shirt on the show to cover up a hickey her ex's nephew have her 🙊 😦 😧 😲 😬 😯 🙀 😶 ☝ not cool 😑 
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USERNAME the thing is i don't feel like taking them out 😲 
that moment two hours of sleep finally kicks in o_o 
then come to find out he wore a collar shirt on the show to cover up a hickey her ex's nephew gave her 🙊 😦 😧 😲 😬 😯 🙀 😶 ☝ not cool 😑 
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how the fuck does dave mustaine play this fucking solo its so amazing o.0 
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gesha & cherelle take a nap every chance they get and wonder why they got insomnia o_o 
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holy shit i ate way too much at lunch ... #foodbaby 0_o 
but not looking foward to thanksgiving , black friday , & when they turn on the christmas lights . its gona be #crazy . 
that awful moment when your calculus professor sits right behind you in lsm . #omg 
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my dad just said he didn't like me ! o.o i fucking hate you i wish you didn't have me ! asshole 
cuddleuppets are the creepiest thing in the world ... #weird 
knowing that people die everyday: and those who die tomorrow , are living and breathing right now #mostrandomthought #weird 
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good god almighty please put away the yoga pants 😲 #couldhavewentwithoutseeingthat 
creeper just told me that he wants to sit down & talk one night .. where he can say whatever .. not in my work environment .. #wtf no thanks ! 
watching a news report that shows a bunch of crazy people camping out in tents for black friday . craziness ! ! ! #blackfriday #crazy 
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they suspended ed reed for his hit but ratliff pile drives mike vicks head into the ground , concusses him but it's all good ? lol #crazy 
she also told me she had 2 tattoos and i was like o_o really ? ! she doesnt seem like the kind of person who would 
this white dude said " i pee sittin down so my wife doesn't complain about the toilet seat bein up . #wtf # uabitch #man card gone ! ! 
is that good or bad ? my boi tells me that all the time ! :o 
USERNAME you think you got fired ? :o i don't go in till 5 
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flattering 2 have inquiries into my availability 2 take another job . where were all of these people b4 i found a great job ? #confused o_o 
no text ? damn what happened too our talk ..... o.o 
that awkward moment when my tio is talking to me about 😯 😧 😳 
😂 😂 😂 lmao @ these niqqas acting like basketball wives ! ... stop all that damn gossipin smh crying like wet 😹 👈 😲 #dead 
how am i suppose to study when this day jus gets more&+ more annoying #liekreally #wtf 
fish just died on the side of the road 😢 😵 thanks boyfriend 😭 
coughing my brains out .. thought i was getting better not worse #wtf 
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gotta love dozing off for like 10 minutes and still dreaming about you . #wtf 
USERNAME is lonely in the bus i wonder why o.o 
#wtf leftwich has broken ribs , will not start against the browns . 
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*listening to some english music* all of the sudden my dad starts dancing like if it was a spanish song :o 
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when my mom is mad for no reason <<<<<<<<< #wtf 
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ok this unknown caller is getting out of hand , 3 times in the last 2 hours ? ? #wtf 
#ninerfam does anyone know if #jimharbaugh will be coaching tonight ? 😯 
hahahaha she said her face :o her friends face :o her friends friends face :o lol 
i'm finna get cussed out in 2.2 seconds , oh shit .. o.o lol 
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USERNAME are to still gonna go to vegas ? :o 
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they ain't about that life , they ain't about that life . 😲 🔫 
man this weather is hellish today . going to be an interesting drive home . o.o 
i just saw 6 monks in the international mall #wtf 
it's barely 4, and everybody already left work already o.o 
my mom is now asking me about guys . why now . ? why all of the sudden . ? what do you want . ? :o 
what's wrong with people . telling oomf i do things with oomf .. #wtf 
a person was hit :o and shes still on the ground :0 @ pitfire pizza URL 
all i'm askin is to let me b there for my daughter #wtf nd u saying for me to grow up u grow up bc last time i check i was there i ain't 
i just read a tweet from #oomf saying and i quote #wtf #smh 
this bitch really don't know how to park ... you had to back up 10 feet behind the spot next to the spot you wanted to pull in ? ? ? #wow 
thinking the deadlines to my college applications are december 1st but finding out they're really april 1st >>>>>> #wow 
this chick on my fb said her pregnancy craving was laundry detergent ... um ... what ? ? o.o 
stuff like that is the worst o.o you just crave it more lol 
the amount of things i have to do between now and christmas < 😭 😲 
nuketown 2025 is gone ? ? ? #wtf #ipreordered #bringbacknuketown2025 
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this old lady in the pharmacy just took her phone out while it's ringing . looked at it & put it back w/o silencing it . #wtf #pushthebutton 
hurt my wrist again and can't find my brace #wtf #tiremanproblems 
USERNAME why not ? are you not a girl ? ? :o hahahaha love you ! 
bitches gonna hate , potatoes gonna potate . end of story . #wtf hahah . 
strangely attracted to tony reali from espn's around the horn #weird 
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USERNAME yeah . it's still at zero for me and its almost 530 #wtf 
my bestie never told me he asked nae out :o 
put it in the record books: i'm glad i work tonight #wtf 
i swear when shit dont make sense nobody makez much of an effort make it make sense o_0 
i wonder what your doing at this moment ? :o 
my christmas trees are on their way ! ! ! yes , i said tree(s) :o ). it's the celebration of the love of my life ! ! #thatsjesus 
-people who fuck my mom:1% whoever she chooses to ? 99%: raging guys on ps3. #omg #ha 
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the dude's testing a strand of my hair ... o_o i feel like an experiment ... 
bynum's hair though :o i be on the floor everytime i see it ctfu 
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USERNAME omg just how i kept hearing this at practice d: weiird ! :o ohemgee ! 
......... i can see when you read my messages .... lol , obviously you're ignoring me . #wtf 
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work 7~5 then a mandatory training 6~8 then choir rehearsal o_o 
love the obnoxious yelling through my door from USERNAME #thanks #crazy 
so the answer for the quiz i just took looks nothing like the solution on the board . #wow #fail #hardmode #college 
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your best friend told u that she hated you . and yet u still try to be friends with her ? ! ? ? ? #weird #despratemuch 
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the gymnastics fab 5 is staying in our hotel . oh and we are about to meet them #nbd #omg 
fucks w my twitter but can't hit me back up 👌 #wtf 
claire just told me to get on her level ... #wow 
men: sweatpants and flip flops at the mall: not a good idea . especially not in november . #omg 
for some reason , i just got highly stressed out 0.o 
it will never make since to me why girls say they hate someone , and they always end up beinng close as fuck . then go talk shit on them #wtf 
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smoke detectors keep going off every 10 min #wtf 😫 
akwar when a guy thought i liked him this whole time o.o 
USERNAME lol ! ! haa , did you finish the hw ? ! o.o 
i hate movies with self inflicted pain lol i be trippin . especially if they takin teeth out or somethin 😵 
who wants to visit me and watch some netflix :o ? 
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when i type heey spell check wants it to say hery . but when i type hery then it wants to be heey . #wtf 
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lmao the rangers are coming to la salle tomorrow :o whaa ? 
theirs a phone called the big easy lol .. #wtf 
and you was the one trying to chilli with me o.o 
the internet has failed me today: the wikipedia page for fails to mention lyly lanley or even the simpons episode itself . #wtf 
USERNAME dude the last two episodes of #boardwalkempire are going to be insane o.o 
dad just asked me if i need someone to come pick me up at 8. uhm yeah ? how else do you think i'm gonna get home ? #wow #okdude 
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the weird conversations and bets andrew and i make when no one is around . #crazy 
USERNAME i'm just confused by your hostility . i thought we were cool w/ each other o.o sorry if i overstepped a boundary >__> 
USERNAME you do ..... ? ? ? what ? 0.o 
never thought i would love someone yelling at me ! #weird (@ huntington fit body bootcamp) URL 
omg i havent listened tew music in like 2 days #wow 
i wish i had a mocha frappe right now :o 
making appetizers for my moms thanksgiving get together . her only requirement is #wtf #hatecrime 
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USERNAME USERNAME have fun , i work tonight but i think they'res a rental tonight :o 
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annd i scratched my brothers car . #omg #imdead . 
i was literally on this guys profile 10 minutes ago and he just texted me . what the fuck , it's like he knows ....... :o #creepy 
( o_o ) you're ticklish ? (-__-) yea , why ? (~°_°)~ (/°o°)/ noo ! ! 
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i am so mad at myself ... seriously , emily ? #wtf 
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my home girl told me she was in the restroom and some girl said i looked like a fish :o 
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i haven't drink in two weeks .. i think i'm addicted to money 😲 💵 
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someone , anyone please feel free to shoot me 😵 🔫 
being myself ....... comes off a bit awkward somtimes o_0 
30 mins to get some damn bbq chicken , some fast food place this is :o 
i've cried three times in the past day #wtf is wrong with me #stupidhormones 😭 😭 😭 
USERNAME you know what pages we had to read in the book ? :o 
lol . i like , got involved in an argument/fight ( ? ) while i was at work away from my phone o.o *confused* 
USERNAME jaylynn .. he is naked ! ! ! ! :o 
tnt just went black screened ! i was in the middle of the mentalist #wtf 
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sumtimes i wonder wht if i was born another race #random 
i need to go shopping for two birthday presents :o #needmoremoney 
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why do i feel like i've been stdying for 2 days straight and literally don't no a thing . #wtf 
had to clean a ladies fridge for work , she says #wtf #gag 
cool reall fucking cooll .. not like im use to it or anything . #whatjusthappen #omg #really #sad #overit 
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how bad is it that i'm not excited for thanksgiving food & all i want is a taco burger from taco villa ? #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME 1. nice** 2. what jacob are we talking about here ? ... i know too many 0_o 
butler hitting a buzzer beater to beat marquette was #crazy #clutch 
USERNAME literally about tweeted this cuz it's on the radio .. lol #weird 
butlers guard clarke just made the sportscenter #1 at the maui invitational right now . missed 5 wide open 3 pointers and makes this b . s . #wow 
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you know we fucking global when we have st . lucians living in china . o.o 
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i can't believe i'll be 20 in less than a week ! #crazy #doubledecades 
USERNAME is gonna be interviewed on espn tonight you heard it here first #jealous #wow 
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hmm , i wonder if i'm on the naughty list o.o ? 
im wierd . i want cooking stuff for gifts ! o.o 
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USERNAME dude kind of forgot about how fantastic they are :o 
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taking the cousin to work . lol this is a long ride .. :o 
okayy to much caffeine coffee feel like i can seriously run 5miles non stop .. woo lol o.o 
USERNAME then what was the point of going today ? ! :o 
the sound of oli licking his paws is driving me insane 🐶 😲 
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USERNAME lol what did they do . to . you that you're so mad ? :o 
my pandora is so random: ed sheeran , matt nathanson , alanis morrisette , then , wait for it , james . brown . #wtf 
i feel bad bc i was eating a bag of chips ! :o 
i just accidentally hit my dog and now she's scared of me #omg #crying 
anna and jacob , then emma and bryan are the most adorable couples ever . then they're best friends ! #crazy 
damn this hoe always run to twitter , to talk some shit ! like damn hoe o_o 
you must be doing evil stuff :o rt USERNAME i swear the number 6 stalks me 
condoms only break when the pussy is dry . ! #random 
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i tako ja nju okrenem iako se nismo culi dve godine ... :) zasto mi je ovo trebalo ? aj da sam pijan pa i da razumem sebe , al ovako trezan . #wtf 
the text ima send him tonight o.o <<<< i have to do it though , cus im tired of crying . 
USERNAME i got there at 8 :3 0 ans saw the one at 11 ! ! lol and you did ? :o 
so apparently they only sell sudafed behind the counter now because of meth labs o_0 
i'm really glad two brothers were stabbing each other down my road the other day .. #kidding #wtf 
wow it took me an hour and a half to clean my closet #wtf 
USERNAME hey bro this a serious question and random you play any video games ? ? o.o 
why are you dancing in the side of the interstate ? maybe evaluate your life 0.o 
lil mama want her hair pulled , legs pushed back :o 
#wtf ... everyhouse has mad furniture outside ... i've never seen anything like this in my life ... i'm stunned #sandy #longbeach 
action movies got me like 😵 😯 😱 😳 😮 🙀💢💥 #actionpacked 
this turkey burger i was eating was like everything 🙌 too bad it wasn't mine lol 😯 
USERNAME lmao i'm not sure how to take that .... 😮 😲 
nothing like texting your ex bf because you have a fish together #wtf 
we have never been this packed on a monday . #wtf 
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driving home my dad says he points to a cvs pharmacy ... pharmacies ruin everything #wow 
ugh it smelled like an aquarium at kipling station and now it smells like a barrel of gasoline on the bus . i hope i can hold my puke ! 😲 
according to my dream , i killed a white man , and i put acid in his casket and burried him in a ship #crazy ass dream 
it only takes 3 hrs to get home when USERNAME drives #supposetobe2 .5 #wtf 
hey , USERNAME what was you gonna say after math :o ? 
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im right near bakers i wonder if hes working o.o 
USERNAME the zombies brought along a ghost stereo 0_o URL 
one of the weirdest weekends ever only ended at like 2 last night . #wtf #why #strange 
wtff you guys are going out now ? o_o i gotta say i saw it coming . lololol . 
grandma : how are u ? me :good i am sick :( grandma: oo lucky lucky lucky what ? ¿ o_o 
some kid yelled out the the window to me that i am beautiful .... ok thanks .... #weird 
my brother - when does target have their black friday ? me - black friday ... 😯 
USERNAME omg ! shorty ! i'm gonna kill you ! ! ! 😲 😫 
i honestly hate country music ! ! ! #wtf #sostupid 
#mustseebreakingdawn2 #mindblown at the end i swear aha 😲 . coming from a guy who didn't even see the first one USERNAME 
driving by bug ass trucks o_o ! (stares at truck until we pass it ! ! ) <<<<<<<< 
people's face expression is priceless when they hear my bass knock 😧 😦 😯 😮 😱 🙀 
my mother is listening to harry potter audio tape in her car #weird 
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exactly why i don't get my eyebrows done . pencil thin eyebrows . #wtf #fml #hairgrowsback 
dude .... some fucking child molester just followed me ! .... #wtf ... #scaredasshit #takinglocationoffmytwitternow ! lol .. 
USERNAME omg ! :o girl u have like a whole store ! lol 
coworker is talmbout genetically altered cats that don't carry the traits that make humans allergic to me . #getyourlife #. com #weird 
driving pass big ass trucks o.o ! ! ! ( stares until we past the truck) <<<<<<<<< 
they got religious music playing at the movies o.o lol 
yeah okay mrs . bender , i for sure didn't turn in my lab report . mhmm bringing my a- to a b . #wow #imdone #withthistri 
there's a smoke alarm going off in my house but the thing is i took out all the batteries last night to replace :o what the fuck is going on 
soo where was USERNAME at practice though o_o ? ? 
jersey: you know that book i was reading ? me: yea , jersey: his daddy kilt him , me: hol'up you read a book ? ? ? ? :o omg highschool for him . >> 
my dad has the iphone 5 before me ... #wtf 
practice got canceled this whole week :o o .. (; 
i'm off a molly 😵 😵 😳 😜 😝 💊 
#wheniwasacarrot wait .. what if im still a carrot ? ! o.0 
waiting at school for an hour for your moms boyfriend to pick you up . #wtf 
USERNAME grr lol /.\ btw , have you tried out for your school soccer team yet ? :o 
the sticker hunter put on me earlier lol #crazy USERNAME URL 
i have a cut on my finger but i can't find it , :o 
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so i called && of course they didnt answer the damn phone the usual #wtf 
USERNAME what concert ? ? :o i wanna come over ! 
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umm check your missed calls o_o rt USERNAME USERNAME it's different now though we gotta talk tonight if you have some time 
USERNAME i did shave some of it though ... 😳 😵 
did my dad really just say he was getting me a counselor to bump up my confidence because i have bad grades ? ! ? ! #wtf 
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alright .. that def just felt senseimark-ish #weird #as #hell 
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looking through all of your dvds in your room and you find two teeth ..... #omg #whatislife 
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my dad just asked me if i had a threesome after school . o.o 
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dam i need to get my eyes checked like i really do o.o 
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a female callinq herself a bitch is worser then a guy callinq her one , or is it ? ! o.o idk 
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just chillin at the gym watching people make out right in front me ... #wtf #gohome 
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someone obviously likes to see me fuck up because it seems to always happen #wtf 
#omg i get to see my man in 3 days ! ! ! ! 
when people can't effing spell and use proper grammar <<<<<<<< 😵 🔫 
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fixed my notebook and shit . but look like she accidentally didnt put in my grade for a log paper :o 
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only got $950 in my pocket && still feel broke o_o 
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i can't believe how much food i've consumed throughout today . :o #fattiemctitties 
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best believe when my boyfriend goes to work i'm gonna go hard on some zombies on blackops2. #hellyeaah 😵 
its finals next week .. but before it , its the last weekend #crazy 
i listen to one artist at a time .... not random songs ... i dont know why ? 😳 😳 #weird #habbit #justme ? 
:o ! ! ! disregard dat last tweet ... dats wat happens when u let negros touch yo phone 
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#youknowyouinthehood when you got shopping carts all down the street o_o 
#oomf just told me she smoke crack .. oh lawd o_o 
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some old lady is on the treadmill next to me doing some kung fu shit while walking… #wtf 
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the fact that a 6 year old knows all the words to throwed off :o 
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she said i'm not going to heaven because i listen to metal .. and i responded you're not going for being a whore #metalheadproblems #wtf #gtfo 
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hope she doesn't post those pics on twitter , facebook , or instagram ... i might lose followers , friends and family members lol :o 
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opened my sunroof to enjoy the morning , left it open when i got to class . no forecast of rain for the day ... and a storm blows through #wtf 
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seeing pretty girls makes me wana wear make up everyday #weird #random 
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what does a guy have to do around here to get a motherfuckin laker game on tv ! ? ! ? ? ! ? #wtf 
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standing in my kitchen for a good hour ... idk what to eat #salopekeepsdistractingme #wtf #i #am #hungry 
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هل من الطبيعي اني للحين قاعد افكر شلون طاح السقف وانبط بايب التمديد الصحي في فندق المؤتمر ؟ o_o #nuks2012 
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just did all muscle relaxation #naturemusic #bedtime #wow 😊 😴🌿🎵 #yesweareweird 
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if i tell you i used to be afraid of you , don't be flatterd . i used to be scared of everyone freshmen year . #awkward #weird 
#thoughtsduringschool how many more minutes till lunch . ? :o 
idt i could fall in love on tha internet . like really o.o people are dumb . #catfish 
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now i see why i dnt wear make up cuz y'all hoes be lookin dead when y'all dnt have it on 💀🙈 😵 😖 
i know sometimes i retweet stupid thing but retweeting haha is not funny :o o 
so tomorrow is the senior panoramic pic right ? :o 
there are two people i've never deleted any of our conversations since started talking . #weird 
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USERNAME USERNAME hahaa #wtf i'm a the best dolphin ever ! ! ! #suckit 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME didnt know you liked to leave doors open ... #weird 
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USERNAME and you never text me ? ! ? :o 
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coach guerrero said he wants me to do the splits my march .... #wtf #yeahright 
someone named their baby hashtag ... that kid is fucked . #wtf #wholetthemprocreate ? 
#thoughtsduringschool yes and how will this help me be a chef ? o_o 
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they're making a girl meets world instead on boy meets world :o & its going to be about cory & tapenga's daughter 
USERNAME what did u tag me on ? :o lol&well , haha you would jerk ! ! ! :-) 
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somebody done snagged a pair of my headphones . ! #wtf 😁 😒 😡 
USERNAME rt mine if you dmed my name ? :o 
hash tags are like your mood on myspace . #thoughtful 😮 
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USERNAME contain your rage ! requesting back up ! ahahahahahahahahahaha ! i love this . is this the first time it's been on ? :o 
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my dad just walked in and started petting my face #wtf #whodoesthat #imnotadog 🐶 😝 
the amazing feeling from fighting to stay awake with these muscle relaxers .. 😈 😳 😁 😜 😍 😯 😴 
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USERNAME people still gangbang o.o when they got a twitter . ? lmao 
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USERNAME i wanna have a funny night too ! :o 
#thoughtsduringschool i wonder who's a virgin in this class . . . o.o 
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the lakers have 38 oints in the 3rd quarter .. #wtf 
USERNAME hmm . dont know :o i smell a challenge . lol 
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this must be what dying actually feels like 😲 😭 😷 😓 
i wanna rolex #random the big face joint too not the one erebody got 
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i'm hungry ! who wants to bring me a pizza ? ? o.o 
i swear my hand just went total excorsist on me .. o.o 
whatever you say ... sign ... #okay #weird #what #weirdsign #sign @ cranston memorial ice rink URL 
USERNAME you called me an akata .... :o *makes mental note to slap chido when i land* 
USERNAME in school today out of the no where . me: o.o ? her: would a cookie make your happy ? ? 
i love how i ask USERNAME what she wants for her birthday and he response is . $1,000,000,000,000. haha i'm not even worth that .... 0_o 
that depressing moment when you realize your out of the best thing ever: #chocolatemilk #omg 
should i just yell something random ? does the teacher like me ? :o #toughtsduringschool 
whoa what a night is right carson . soo damn excited USERNAME made it to the #thevoicetop4 i was starting to freak out :o 
i actually got a goodnight text tonight . from someone that's not related to me . #wow #howsweet 😊 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME she sent me the same pic over the summer o_o 
y da ugliest bxtch's think dey models ? ?🙀 😮 😳 😫 
is it weird that i like going to school ? o_o lmao #nerd 
when people like my instagram pictures from weeks ago . o_o what are you doing . 
USERNAME USERNAME 😮 don't speak about my presh audrey like that ! #bitchismine 
talking to someone 10 years online & falling in love o.o 
USERNAME thanks booski , any time , and your awesomer 😲 
so yo ! that shits been up there all this time w/o me knowing ! ! ! 0_o oh , you're done . yo ... you had the nerve to ... yo you're done lol . #dun 
all i see is tweets bout dicks - how bout going to get some - y'all gotta chill 😲 😐 
everytime nyla wake up she have the biggest smile on her face tho . #random 
#thoughtsduringschool the serving us this nasty ass fish faithfully with smiles on there face bitch we not happy ! we don't want this ! o.o tf 
USERNAME oh ! our soccer team lost ! nasty 😮 
emma stone actually looks hot in the amazing spiderman ! :o 
USERNAME 😯 i might need to go on hiatus until friday . it sucks me in and i just spent the last 3 hours watching it instead of working . 
you say you miss me and want to talk more , but yet you don't talk to me ? ! #wtf 
USERNAME ok so i was trolling #fb & realized that i haven't seen u post in forever so i went to look u up & ... u closed ur fb ? #wtf ? 
i have no one except my exboyfriend #bestfriends #nmw #weird #butnot 
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so sleepy , gotta stay up and practice tho #wtf 
so the some dude on USERNAME show just put his balls on a table and shot them #wtf 
i seriously just fell off my bed trying to pick something up #wow 
i swear text messages don't come to my phone 😵 
online shopping will be the death of me 😲 and my bank account 
-she say because everyone going to hurt me ., && she will turn crazy on them ., o.o 
holy fuck i really just heard that shit ! ! ! 😵 
#thoughtsduringschool it's nothing better than these fries ... 2007 comes along #wtf is up wit these fries #whothef *ck changed recipe 
hahahahaha just got on facebook and saw that cody brill is in a relationship ! lol #wtf 
hot water helps to loose calories &&& cleanse your intestine o.o 
how do people have thousands of tweets ? ? ? #crazy but more power to you 
i haven't been to 5$ movie night in dayss ... #wtf 
USERNAME oh wait i meant to say that you were the 1st one they followed ? :o 
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USERNAME dang lexi is gonna smack someone ! ! ! ! :o 
i hate not being tire with work extra early in the morn o_o -_- 
USERNAME we did its my brand new cable was the issue . #weird 
i'm soo tired but i can't sleep because its too bright outside . #snow #moon #sandingtrucks #wtf ⛄❄🌝⭐🚚🚨👊 
all over the world , people speak different languages yet do the same thing as everyone else ! o.o 
i just got really sleepy . running around dallas is exhausting 😵 💤💤💤 
my doctor said i should be a model the other day , he said i have a nice body , 50 yr old guy checking me out 0.o uhh ? ? 
USERNAME o.o how will they manage when you move away or go somewhere for a month ? ! 
USERNAME look on the bright side , we have a box to deliver the cookies in ! 😮 🍪🍪 #madeoutofpaper 
hey USERNAME did you know their are two zachary clines in grafton .. ? o_o 
USERNAME are you ok rob ? ? 😮 😮 😮 ❓❓❓ 
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USERNAME 0_o kmsl i remember when you got beat up in the p . js ova a snicker 
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USERNAME hahah he told USERNAME the saame thing ! #wtf 
this is probably the first time i've had nothing but good feelings about . #weird #notcomplaining 
remembering a conversation but not remembering who it was with <<<< #wow #cantremember 
this girl always talking shit about somebody but in person she friendly o_o 
i think she thinks im talking about her&her man when im really not o.o 
102.3 fever i feel freakin awesome ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ugh ... 😵 🔫 
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USERNAME lol i have so many boots its not even funny . we wear uggs w shorts here . #crazy 
USERNAME #cool #me #omg #hands #fingers #i #am #awesome #swag #swerve .... the fuck outta here ! ! 
#thoughtsduringschool i wonder which one of these bitches are still virgins o.o 
USERNAME for real ? :o from who ? what time dude ? 
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USERNAME and you stay thinking what just happened ? 😯 😦 
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sometimes i really wonder what my purpose is . like why was i born and developed the personality i have and what i'm supposed to do #random 
wrong tube , wrong tube ! ! ! 😲 USERNAME 
otters & seals are the most cutest things ever <3 :o 
dangg . i've been single for 3 years . doesn't seem like that long . o.o i'm kinda scared to start now . i'd polly mess something up . :p 
wish project x was real life haha i'd be drunk at one of those parties every damn night ! #toofuckinlegit 👍👍 😵 😵 
theres a dude walkin around with nothing on but some boxers and a backpack ? ? o_o 
this girl at my school looks exactly like bobbie . o.o 
#4wordsaftasex the fuck was that ! ? ! ? ! ? ( 0_o ) hahahahahahaa 
USERNAME yeah , iguess so . i've never had 2girlfriends , that would get hecktic , 2peroids , 2smart mouths hmm uh no ✌ 😮 
USERNAME i know but i'm saying who that nigga be ? i meant you ! 😆 💥 😮 
my horoscope tells me i don't get along with cancers but i have a crush on one o.0 but had a lot of arguments with one can't lie bout that 
i think my friend fell asleep on the phone o.o 
USERNAME haha yea 5 mins im pissed i got to wear this splint for 3 weeks at least thn i see a hand doc nd he determines whats nxt :o 
#thoughtsduringschool *walks town the hallway* when did those kids start coming here ? :o . i find someone new everyday . 
USERNAME USERNAME agreed . but who am i agreeing with ... ? o_o 
so you went on it in a car ? how was it ? ! 😲 
today was the last day of school for my old class :o #coldbemineifiwasnthere #jealousymaybe #imissthatclass 
what was i thinking when i said eff iphones , i want a android . o_o 
o.o y'all better last ... rt USERNAME and i loove my baby ! (my voice) URL 
night #2 of camping in the library , leaving when laptop juice runs out ... in half an hour :o 
siri likes eavesdropping mayamerrell ematisek #wtf @ yampolinskinowskipinski's cupskag URL 
gonna be the first to see how kiras hair comes out :o #feelingspecial 
it took me 15 minutes to almost get the ass and somebody gone come knock at the door #wtf 
#random me and brittany’s song is one love by trey songz USERNAME 
USERNAME hahahaha awhh poor john ! ! ! take ... mt he's emotional like a girl lol(sometimes lol) ... but they may think your gay ? ? 0_o haha 
USERNAME then u must not no me i am the fun :o 
just got back from prescott az two days ago . today i had to drive to flagstaff and tomorrow i have to drive to farmington . #driven #wtf 
like , you saw aloot of pictures in between those two and that's the only one you think you liked ? 0_o #lurkers #instaweirdos 
when i make spelling and grammatical errors <<< #grr #wtf 
i'm so sick i can't even smell my loud 😵 😷 
i was watching drugsinc earlier ;; & this guy was talking about how he spends $600 on weed a week . #wtf ? ? ? that's ridiculous . #smh 
USERNAME you ? grounded ? you're so innocent ! o: well at least in aerobics o.o 
USERNAME 😮 oh really ? that's a bummer it's not as good on the mobile version 
USERNAME exaactly ! o_o but haha , that sounds depressing :p 
another round x chris brown but whn it opens back diamonds x rhianna comes on o_o 
USERNAME 😯 nahh i dont even think i wanna see it 😐 
i've been going for a loong time , and lately it's been popular 0.o i thought people liked tams lol 
un man me acaba de manda un dm diske nigga seriously ? si mi profile pic no sale mi cara wtf o_o 
this is gonna be a long ass night ! #sleepless 😲 
USERNAME 😵 🚗 👈that sounds alittle harsh don't ya think ? l 😂 😂 
this coughing makes me feel like i'm dying 😳 😲 😵 
i don't get how guys could fall for me yet i don't do anything sweet ? o.o 
someone keep me busy for these next 3 hours .. 😵 🔫 
my roommate just said she was sure that she was gonna die by michael myers murdering her ... #shescrazy #wtf USERNAME 
USERNAME lol the same :o lol just haven't been around chris that much lately :c 
USERNAME i laughed a little at that .. then thought ..... 0_o 
#picstitch #crazy #nerdy #cheesy #friends #lol #goodnight #bar #beer #drinks #good #food #yum @ leo's lodge URL 
mirarte a los ojos .. frente a frentee .. tocarte o.o .. serialomaslindo ... aparte de otras cosas:$ 
i have the weirdest friends ever . sometimes they are weirder than me . #weird #kindaascary 
some people want the power want respect , some people want the fame i want the check #nsg #omg 
when im not doing shit ppl dont hmu but when im busy workin etc ppl jus blow it up smh whats wrong with this picture o_o 
i wise man once told me . fuck bitches make money ... o.o and i've never done either xd 
wow . nw catfish . and i am just like :o daamn 
everytime i read my daily tarot cards they perfectly match up to my emotions and day #weird 
USERNAME ive got a really slow charger you could try :o 
that hour that just vanishes between 11 :3 0 and 12 :3 0 #wtf 
it's okay jenny ... you still got ... 😲 😶 😬🙊🙈🙉 
i'm jealous of everyone that actually gets to see my nieces and nephews . #random #depressingtweet 
the talks were having right now>>>> USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #omg hahaha 
so sleepy . but need this personal statement finish . 😲 😴 
#thoughtsduringschool pointless , gayy , da fuck o_o , when's lunch ? ? 
#thoughtsduringschool i wonder how i look like right now o.o #uglyprobzz 
takes picture *delete* takes picture *delete* takes picture *yes finally* anybody else do this ? o.o " 
USERNAME o_o god damnit . they better not find me . they will think ima bad kid lol . umm i think u just have to block them ? or make ur ig 
USERNAME that's so truee thoo stay starring at the ceiling thinking about things o.o 
i was in the middle of my sleep nd my friend called me .. i'm like halfway asleep talkin on tue phonee like ... o.o #iwasknockedthefuckout ! ! 
what's happening ? every time i eat lately i feel like there's a large amount of helium in my food . cuz i'm all blown up ! #wtf 
USERNAME yay ! :) lol . so if i wanna buy you a shark , would you take it ? :o 
only two more days of class left and half my freshman year is over #crazy #slowdownlife 
gotta get up at 6. i should not be awake right now 😲 
good thing i didn't tweet the rest . 0_o . ugh . technology is so not reliable as a primary communicator lol 
lately , these days i've been having weird and unbelievable dreams . 😴 😲 🙎🙎 
welcome to fond du lac where people come up to a bar and say you look like their son . your son is #white ! #weird life URL 
USERNAME i haven't seen him since summer o_o i'm tryna come down to mlk 
USERNAME have a ball or suck some balls ! ? 😵 😂 😂 😂 😂 i'm str8 tripping ! 
watching extreme coupons my after jamming to alvin and the chipmunks christmas carols ... #wtf #whatamiturninginto 😂 
i was suppose to b back on this phone an hr ago .. 0_o .. i'm n trouble .. 
USERNAME i seriously didn't even know you dyed your hair .... :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME did someone say multiple roofs ? 😱 😲 
my profile picture is #weird but i like it because my eyes look kinda #blue and this is what i look #like most of the time on #twitter 
that moment the dog licks the sheets and you touch the wet spot .. o.o #isthatpiss #itssocold #why 
it's so awkward to hear someone sleep talking . my husband was just saying he didn't have any more room for pudding . #wtf 
b . i . t . e . #nsg #omg the world going feel me ! 
USERNAME no sir .. i may have gotten them from someone that illegally downloaded them . o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME awkwardly didn't mean to leave that elf part in there . 0_o 
oomf yes yes i knoww . can't be done ... now :o 
turned the channel and the move cast away is just starting ... super excited 😆 😬 😮 👍🏊🚣✈ 
i wonder if he knows he's getting a new phone too . o.o all i got was a phone -.- 
USERNAME watching brickleberry and she steeped on a kittens head ... USERNAME than told me your little kitten stomping story ! ! :o 
when my loving prego cousin would lose her job for me;) #truelove #family #cousin #crazy 
oh yeah so tomorrow if i wake my lazy ass up early in the morning i'm coloring my hair ... basically a blonde color . :o 
#worstmomentsofmylife dr . saying drop em and cough ..... 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😮 😮 😮 😮 
pretty sure i'm sick or my appetite is out of wack . starving at bedtime #wtf #fml 
USERNAME *shrugs* i dont know i thought you might have known . :o 
feels so weird not talking to you for 4 hours .. 😲 
sup sup super mcnasty why u mclovin when the trick call me daddy #favpart o_o 
watching extreme couponing after jamming to alvin and the chipmunks christmas carols ... #wtf #whatamiturninginto 😂 
USERNAME USERNAME this is pretty good :o it actually looks like he's there . 
the scene after cedric dies , hogwarts is happy again #wtf #harrypotterprobz 
if i win , better hope your on my good side , oh and i'm probably going to cry for a day straight or be in shock 😂 😮 
one more test and then finals week officially starts .... that's a scary notion ..... o.o 
USERNAME you did fine melissa ;) i didn't think you messed up an no one in my class noticed 0.o 
dude that freakin permanent marker gave me a damn headache #wtf 
USERNAME ahah what kind of homework is it ? 😯 
helluhh homework to be done ! fml . 😲 🔫 
we are in the 4th quarter and kobe is out scoring the rest of his team with a flu #wow 
i feel like if i tweeted all the shot i was thinking about i would have like no friends #weird #sexual #ohwell #whatevs 
wow mr kent really gave me a 30 on the map cause i put my name on the wrong side #wow #smh 
i heard , you cant be sexually frustrated unless youve had sex before o.o 
is it seriously 1 in the morning o.o #holly #timefliesby 
sometimes i see subtweets , and i can't tell if they're to me or not ... #weird 
💆omg ! i'm going back to my regular work tomorrow . 💊💊💊💊💊💊💊 i'm tired doing this everyday . i rather do🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬 good nite 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 
my bro has his college ring ceremony this sunday ! #wow 
USERNAME but knock on wood there has not been one fight this year :o 
USERNAME figured out a word rhyme with orange #crazy #neverthoughtidseetheday 
USERNAME i was seriously just thinking about that video five minutes ago . #weird #grape 
can't fall asleep o_o & i want my sleep :3 
christmas trees on campus #wtf #notreal @ attallah piazza URL 
USERNAME happy early birthday cause imma forget in twenty minutes o.o 
i just got a pretty good response from the professor at purdue that i emailed . this means the purdue application is a go 0.o #indianaorbust ? 
i get so sleepy , and then i lay down and i'm wide awake . #gofigure o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME o_o isaiah what you been up to ? ? 
my eyes are heavy af ? sympton of high , or im just really tired ? :o 
USERNAME i know why she blocked you now . 😵 
bryan , armando , adam & i went to wal-mart to buy little goldfishes to feed to his bigger fish . :o 
the doctor used the word 😳 😱 😵 noo ! 
some guys are good looking then there are the ones who leave you speechless at first glance o_o 
yes dude .. and its a 100 pages long :o 
someone tell me why netflix doesn't have she's the man ? ! #wtf #classic #favoritemovie USERNAME 
USERNAME so is mrs . wolfe cross eyed ? o.o 
remember when words with friends used to be called scrabulous which used to be called scrabble ? #wtf 
zombies . homework . zombies . homework . zombies . zombies . zombies . 😵 
hopefully i get new soccer sweats for my bday :o 
realizing you need pawt at quarter to 1 in the morning ! ! bleehh 😯 #ohshit 
i've seriously had like maybe , 9 hours of sleep the last 3 days . 😣 😴😩 😵 
just chilling , i should be sleeping right now 0_o 
okay my tl is dead 😵 so porn it is ! ! 
ihaven't been on my tumblr in almost a month ! :o longest i've been away from it . 
this conversation between USERNAME and USERNAME is too much . 😳 😳 😳 😮 😮 😮 
USERNAME it's so trippy , i just watched it for the first time today 😲 
USERNAME with the stoops hire did uk just become more relevant than ut in football ? 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME with some milk tho :) ya know u wanna c; or are we to swaggy for u o.o 
USERNAME i didnt know ._. lol you play tomorrow too ? :o 
i just heard an ad on spotify for montclair state university 😯 
whew its gettin a lil hawtt on my tl lol might have to log out for a few :o 
😵 rt USERNAME i been single for 7 years o.o 
USERNAME kmsl cus future them say they pay bills in 0_o i'm allergic to light bills in rent that ain't mine lol 
dayumm dha browines don't got no nuts in it o_o 
the human eye expands 45% more when it looks at something pretty #random 
when i speak french . some americans asks me if i speak chinese #wtf #soundsdifferent haha 
i know i'm not ready for a relationship do i neither want one . 😯 
oo my moms lettinq me drive home ckus she's crashing out , this is scary :o 
USERNAME USERNAME lol on a side note this is the closest game we've had :o 
i havent gone to sleep before 12 in a loong time . :o it wont happen . 
USERNAME aw u don't look like a person who would fight :o ! if u kick ass don't let them ruing that cute face of yours ^_^ 
USERNAME video games ? 😯 your awesome ! ! ! 😱 
USERNAME USERNAME omg , can you imagine him wearing cheetah rights ........ :o lmao 
i forgot to eat dinner 0_o haven't eaten since 11 am smh 
after that snap chat i think i might get rid of mine #myeyes #wtf #fml 
USERNAME c :o me out come out wherever u are ! 
USERNAME what are you talking about ! i replied to that like the same time you sent it ! :o 
*i have a fetish with my boyfriends hands . they are precious . #weird ... 
#oomf (i wont say which) said they gon get me charged taking 5 shots of patron before i skydive outta plane for my 21st . o_o #tf #fade lol 
rolling w/ USERNAME tomorrow so if i come up missing check that nigga first 😳 😮 👆 
i have class in the a . m . semester is almost almost over :o thank you jesus :-) 
today was the worst . i didn't realize how mean people can be ! :o i seriously thought that thaat level of meanness only existed in movies :0 
#thoughtsduringschool what if an earthquake happened and we all died ? :o 
USERNAME yeah go look on his website lol . that's what it say :o & he's suppose to be coming to the rave lol 
USERNAME because i'm a busy bee and i dont have time for twitter :o 
alec was smart enough to get the coffee and he didn't tell me though :o 
end of my night .. 😵 @ uc 162 URL 
:o if wanya do this i'll love her like no other lol .. 
USERNAME wait how do you pass on living there when you live there ? ? :o 
USERNAME somehow the tree lacks in beauty next to you . :o ) 
amdromeda was being cool yesterday and today wats wrong with her o.o #why #creeoy #wierd #creepy 
USERNAME dude , tell ashley to hurry up ! i'm ready & your making it 10xx harder >.< makes me want to🔫💨myself 😲 
i have a feeling i know who brenda is talking about . o.o 
is it cool in america to reply to a teachers email when you thought you ended the convo .. #questions #nothingdodgy #weird 
USERNAME we did it to julia ! she didnt cry ! why :o its a joke ! 
USERNAME yesterday or today ? you stay falling ! hahahah & but when ? :o 
USERNAME lol i know finally ill be able to go see his ass haha ; pero no dice bout the 30th . are you sure bout that date ? :o 
[ o_0 ]' i'm watching future perform with kelly rowland on jimmy kimmel ... ? 
USERNAME yess no ones gonna call her a milf no more (x & okay she just found out yesterday & she had been drinking & smoking o.o 
USERNAME yee i gota card but i wonda who sen it cos is unsiigned :o o 
i really never got a boner watching a movie o.o but her orgasms > 
USERNAME well look .. and idk where i got mine d; p . s . my butt is falling asleep o.0 
the book i just finished reading described my senior year down to a t . #crazy #wishicouldreduealot 
me to drunk person: yeah . uh huh . that's crazy . i know . it happens . really ? wow . i agree . you are better off . damn . shit . fuck . #omg 
s/o to USERNAME he tall asf ! o_o lls but he seem like a chill dude so do me a favor & follow him & he should follow me (: 
thought i was gone or sleep hell naw , just waiting on the boss to logg off .... lol o_o 
USERNAME i miss you too girl ! i was weirdly preparing to tweet you #weird #greatmindsthinkalike 
i have two temperatures ... chillin at the gates of hell in a parka or board shorts in antarctica #wtf 
i just found two fat nuggs in my guitar case ? wth o_o 
i'm so thirsty it's like the sahara desert in here 😲 
she say im doing the most when them other nighas aint doin nun at all 😮 😮 
my sister is a fucking weirdo ! ._. wtf is she doin ? ! o.o URL 
g . o.o . d . n . i . t . e . t . l . ! ! ! 
oh ya know , just reading some semi-erotic material ... by the same woman who wrote my childhood . o.o #thecasualvacancy 
USERNAME i left out that i didn't show up till ten :o so don't worry you're not the only one 
i live with a bitch ! #gonnakillher USERNAME 😵 💥•••••🔫 #sorrynotsorry 
we still believe by stick to your guns won't get out of my head 🎶 😯 
i learned so much from tonight . o_o and also got trolled on by USERNAME -_- 
i was waiting for my 8000th tweet so badly & forgot :o now im over 8000 tweets-,- 
hope none of them are on my twitter 😯 might be in trouble lol 
wow ! 6 days off and still not ready to go back to work . o.o 
seriously , legitimately happy . #weird ? just kidding i figured it'd happen ! 
california love should've been the soundtrack for gta: san andreas .. 😁 😲 
i'm still up , speaking to #oomf in scripted spanish . lol . #random . 
USERNAME i think it was you . it was in normandie . ? :o 
USERNAME tight ? ! lol and its only been exactly 10 days :p :o 
sometimes i love sleeping in my living room because i get tired of looking in my room #random but #peaceful 
exploring the getto side of philly .. ehh .. o.o 
i wonder if aaron knows i took my nicki cd back o.o 
still can't sleep .. guess ill start doing my hair .. #random 
#thoughtsduringschool la la la la la what if blue pandas really do exist ? :o 
thank god for nyquil . otherwise i don't think i would be able to sleep with all of my coughing and sniffling 😱 😷 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME oh damn is it this ? :o URL 
i hate slow people that text hours later 😵 🔫 
love hanging with the roomie USERNAME #bestfriends #crazy #funny #loveher 
USERNAME i wanna meet this kid and see this 1.75 inched penis :o 
USERNAME uhmm i just said lol and he right away said it was you :o 
facebook #deactivated :o ! i'm tryna go a week without it (: 
lil monkey ! #jaxbravo #crazy #badassbabyboy #disney #disneyland @ goofy's kitchen URL 
USERNAME our USERNAME needs to get it together ! next game ! i hope o.o 
USERNAME it was only 65 cents a wing tonight ! :o 
if i knew there would be this much prospective green in my future i wouldn't have had half that jay :o 
wow , it's been a while since i watched death note . i forgot how in depth it went around episode 15ish . o.o 
tuition goes up and the uc chancellor gets a $50,000 raise . #wtf where are our priorities ? 
finding safari pages open that i do not remember ever opening <<< o.o 😳 👀 
i'm so happy i might be done for the semester by thursday ! ! ! :o ... and i got no final test/quizzes only final presentations and they're easy 
USERNAME xd d keep an eye on my tweets the next few days :o 
my knee cap fell asleep , i wish i could too . #weird 
seeing people's vacation pictures and knowing you have been right there too .. #weird 
i would really like some head . o.o " #creamy 
USERNAME are ya pissed ? that blows . i feel like that always happens at the meridian #wtf come sleep at cedarbrook i'm home lol 
ladies .... are still in ? ? ? i've seen like 5 tonight and really lost ! hahaha #confused #crazy 😝 👎👗 
my parents don't do anything to my sisters when they mouth off to them . when i was little they'd smack me by just saying . #wtf 
wtf is up with random ass niggas following me on twitter nd shit ? o.o like do i kno you ? whered u find me ? 
maybe i'll go out there for a little . :o 
#hanson20th watching ! ! on vhs . yes this is happening #oldskool USERNAME #random URL 
the united states was gunna blow the moon up during the cold war to impress the russians . #wtf 
USERNAME i know the people you are talking about . #scandalous #sandalless :o 
USERNAME you should still :o i still haven't had that . lol 
a min ago i felt so tired nd now when i lay down to sleep all of a sudden im wide awake o.o ahh wtf ? 
USERNAME haha than maybe you should ask him if you can use it xd and then you can buy his kids ! :o 
fuck tht lizaard . & im tryin byt you keeo subtweeting me ..... :o 
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tsa: please empty your pockets . man: ok . tsa: is that all ? man: yes . tsa: really ? man pulls sandwich out of front pocket . :-o 
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for a #scorpio i'm not very mysterious , i don't think o.o i'm quite predictable really . xd 
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i used to have this biggest crush on one of my follower tho , :o 
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i slept from 8-11 :o shxt felt nice a'f :d goodnight . 
really should get some sleep right now :o got school tmrw x_x 
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. USERNAME i guess you make enough money to spell champagne wrong ... unless u meant champaign as in an open tract of land .. o_o 
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USERNAME my love means nothing ! :o you bastard ! hahaha 
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wondering what im finna buy tysean , o.o humm . 
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USERNAME what was that ? it's hard to hear you all the way at the top of the division 😮 
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this episode of #catfish is crazy ..... 10 years and not meeting the guy ? 😯 
what if i did transfer back to washington :o ? 
thinking about the music that kids in the future going to be listening to .. o.o 
37 days until i'm 19 ... hell yea ! still can't drink though o_o 
really should enforce a no phone or tv rule during dinner and bed time #wtf #tired 
o.o its like he is asleep but he isnt ? will i be able to do that when im old ? 
i think i have an eating disorder ... i eat way too much at every meal 😵 
hilarious . #thelastbookstore #dtla #wtf @ the last bookstore URL 
so you ex threatens to kill himself if you hang up and you hang up 0_o no wonder you feel guilty 
its too damn cold on my room ! my nipples are fucking hard ! o_o 
oh snap o.o i didn't mean to do that lml . 
when did i become so uncool in my kids eyes ? #wtf 
but really i think my ged school is more educational then the high school and i go for 3 hours a day #wtf 
is it bad that my mom is bitching about me not playing more than i am ? #wow #calmdown 
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USERNAME agrees to prison over probation . kesha can change her mind but not her kid hahahah #wtf 
it's about to get cold :o i turned on my fan . ^__^ 
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:o i need to talk to USERNAME ....... but ill wait till tomorrow . 
what if this guy is the guy than killed himself . 😯 
funny how people try to hangout with someone but they still hangout with their ex #weird 
what if this guy is the guy who killed himself ? 😯 
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:o is there something you're not telling me ! ? ? ? ! ! ? ! 
i'm tired at 7 pm when i'm at the gym but as soon as i lay down i'm wide awake ? #wtf 
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fuck my stupid body #wtf is wrong with me ...... 
that face you have when you about to bust off 😲 
USERNAME #random but i never received my signed poster .. #sad 
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USERNAME my moms being a butt suck and not letting me go cuz i'm not 'ready' to go away yet . #crazy 
, my tooth feel like it's about to come out o.o 
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i wo ser if he us who he says he is ? ? o.o 
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it's #weird when random ppl tweet me that i dont follow ! ! smh 
i gained 10 pounds in the past 3 weeks 0_o 
just caught the ending of that movie called the mist . have no idea what it was about but that ending mind fucked the shit out of me ! #wow 
can't wait to turn this into a home #crazy @ new house URL 
USERNAME wtf is that green stuff in thee middle . ? ! :o d: 
having time to think you went there instead of coming here #wow 
when my boy whispers in my ear>>> #thatstheshitilike #chills somebody's getting freaky on twitter ! #woahder :o 
i think ms . crenshaw giving us more work cause she away than what we were getting while she was here o_o 
this #catfish show on m mtv is crayy ! #pplarestupid #weird #internet 
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i hate going to walgreens just spent 40 dollars on bullshit things i don't need 😲 
USERNAME would number 1 and 4 be estoy ? :o URL 
they said something bad's gonna happen to all of us this december o.o 
jesus , they just said the phillies have won a game since the eagles last w . time for bed on that note . #omg 
i heard the mouse trap go off . i'm seriously going to die . 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME he's been doing the dirty .. with his mother :o 
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nothing is more demoralizing then lifting at the gym next to the guy puttin up 400 .. 😮 
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tell me why my ex wanted a kiss from me today at school -__- cause i don't quite understand what's going on . you broke up with me o.o 
awhh they finally met after ten years ... #nothatsnotokay #weird #catfish 
lil man just texted me talm bout walk to the store with him o_o #fse 
USERNAME what ? ! you ? ! no way ! :o 
when my brother reads my message but doesn't text me back ... #wow #feelinthelove 
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USERNAME USERNAME o.o shouldn't you take us on a date ? 
how to introduce your ex to your dad ? o.o 
my mom told me she wants my phone cause i don't deserve it at night o_o . 
USERNAME #wtf #blown #refs all the above with the nugs 
>>>>> ppl who stare ... like w t f are u lookin at mf ? ! o_o 
the question is: will the flyers win a game before the eagles ? #eaglestalk hahahah #wow 
i wake up from a nap with him demanding me to get him some ugg boots o.o 
oh damn ! USERNAME singing #whitney #love #love #love ! such a powerful voice ! #wow 
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everytime i watch any type of surgery on tv . my knees weaken 😵 😶 
i actually just watched an entire football game of my own free will . #wtf 
someone's birthday is in 19 minutes :o ) (wish it was me ! hehe) 
keepin secrets when we all bros around here in 1124. #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME o_o the hell i need to lose weight for 
guess what guys , i still havent went too not one pep assembly this year :o lol . 
i feel like iv met you before ? :o USERNAME 
USERNAME this show is rediculas but i still watch it like an #addict #wtf 
#wow reading some of these tweets about #catfish just show how ignorant and rude some people can be ... 
USERNAME it took that long to grow that much hair ? o_o 
i ran into my #bizzaro self right before the USERNAME #openmic ! #crazy ! #weird ! #austin #comedy #doppelg änger URL 
okay , the next person that asks me if i'm gonna get my tongue pierced ... i will personally shove a cactus into you're eyeball . o.o sheesh ! 
i 😵 ⬅💊 and i'm 😓 😪 wooh ! lmao 
after all the shit his been through he still keeps his head held high and continues with life . #wow #whataman so much respect . 😍 
why did i try and google ghanaian twists and some doo-doo looking twists came out instead along with some ugly looking males ? o.o 
USERNAME yeah , i would be spazzing every five seconds . lol time to blow the candles out 😮 💨🔥 #sadtweet #lolol 
some girl named kat from westwood college keeps texting me . :o 
how you gonna be jealous of football ? 0_o USERNAME 
soo tired . got catfish is on . must watch . o.o 
so the truck alarm went off &my mom had the key , so i had to drive to don chente just to turn off the alarm at home :o #pointless right ? 
watching the incredibles cuz niggas ain't got no cable ✂📺 😲 
USERNAME facial transplants are next 😵 didn't even know that was possible lol 
i'm ready to go home ! ! 0_o #don 'tfeelgoodhuhh 
it's nights like this when i seriously want to 😲 🔫 
half my rich family is like that . but that lifes scary . ide be a bit scared .... :o 
i attribute my success on this chemistry test tomorrow to #khanacademy ... learned more in the past 30 min than all sem . in lecture o.o 
what is this ? ! ! online dating has turned into a tv show ? #wtf #catfish ? #dumb 
tall t's came from jail :o i just realized that ! 
12 weeks of pain ! ! ! legs ( o_o ) (@ gold's gym) URL 
this boy on this show killed his parents cuz dey took his halo game o.o 
think it's time for a trip ... colder weather and good times : ) sounds like i need to go shopping hehehe : )))))) #crazy #fun 
oomf really attracts me for some reason .. idk what it is tho o.o 
i've been worrking on this essay for an 1 and 1/2 ... i'm not even on page 2. #wtf 
USERNAME lolol . i havent heard it yet ! :o 
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USERNAME man i can only read that on my i phone #wtf 
USERNAME wlleeppeerrss i see noëlle is trying to make you fuck and pleasure yourself and by a dildo o.o she was all shocked youre a 
USERNAME :o is that braids in your avi ! ? 
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wait a minute , didnt she date your brother 11 weeks ago & now you're dating her ? #weird 
sometimes she just wants to lay naked after sex o.o 
USERNAME are you ready for this .. ? 🐍 😵 
USERNAME hey did you finish world history ? what was #5 ? :o 
a girlfriend that's offers to do your homework 😮 👌👌👌>>>> 
what is he talking about right now , killing himself and hiding his own body 😲 
- i just made me a kik , & im one confused soul right now o.o 
o.o rt USERNAME im wanna try girls one day lol #serious 
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when a girl take all her make up , lashes & weave out . they be lookin like who tf did it & why 0_o ... 
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i have a right to want to protect my body #wow respect my cleanliness 
its like a midget and a giant walking up and down my block #crazy 
USERNAME i am on the same ! ! ! #weird #lunch 
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#thatawkwardmoment when you realize a bunch of people got instagram just to see drama #wow 
my body died at some point today ... someone bathe me #wahh #😴 😵 
if only i could ditch my 3rd period i swear i would , it's the most boring class everr 😵 🔫 
USERNAME so you favorite my tweet and don't explain what catfish is ? #wtf 
dyeing my hair right now ... crap the dye is really purple ... this is bad ... fingers crossed that it isn't super purple 🙀 😱 😵 💜 🙏 
hahahahaha my new nickname add it to the list ! #marcystar #doesntsoundlikeamovieactor hahaha #wtf URL 
o.o <-----this is how i look right now . soccer conditioning was good .. although i'm terrible .. hahah . .-. 
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USERNAME you were jay walking and a car came and hit you & elisa came running to you crying o; & i was crying to but idk why o.o ? 
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i don't ever want to drive ever again after today 😵 
USERNAME yea i think about squeezing ur ass and omg i wanna see you twerk :o 
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is it called makeup cuz ur making up for what u lack or is it makeup cuz u r making up and pretending ? #thingsmybffsays #makeup #wow 
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USERNAME lol oh yes ! ! n i just got offa work :o n u ? ? 
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why read the message if you wont text back #thestruggle #smh #wtf #juststop 
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what the fuck ! i see a negra on my tl ! o.o 
:o i haven't ate anything since school got out cuz i just woke up ! #starving 
“USERNAME that 13 year old girl is amazing 😯 " 
seeing girls cry or sad make me feel sad o.o idk it just do 
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went to carlos o'kelleys tonight and didn't see USERNAME #weird 
shes still stuck on her bf that passed #catfish #wow 
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catfish is so sad right now . #omg #depressing . 😥 😞 😔 
mom: i wann watch a scary movie me:ugh fine mom:*gets up and puts on saw* me: o.0 ugghh 
USERNAME i know :o i never would of thought ... how sad 
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boy meets world sequel coming to a tv near you . so excited doesn't even begin to describe my feelings right now . #omg 
yo look at the moon ! there's a big . circle around it ! #wtf #trippy 
i think i'm gonna crash early . :o goodnight beautifuls . ✌ 
my uncle told my aunt she's snoopy , and she said , oh shit ! 😮 #unfaithfulniggas #cheatingniggas #awkward ! 
i love watching old videos about stuff that happened in the 60's 😮 
with the internets , why do we still need phone books ? recieved 2 on my doorstep in the past 5 days . #wtf 
watching an anorexic program while i'm eating taco bell makes me feel #fat .... #wtf #fatass 
when i like you , you don't like me . when you like me , i don't like you #wtf 
USERNAME yupp lol & yeahh that's just awkward lol o.o 
on this day 18 years ago , i was brought into this earth . two months earlier than planned , i popped out at 4 pounds . a lot has changed ... 😲 
USERNAME o.o (yanks mom's sleeve) mommy , what are those ? 
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doing my research on dermal piercings 😯 😯 😯 😧 😧 😧 😬😬😬 
trying to flirt with you is like trying to flirt with a lamp . #wtf 
i literately have to sit alone in my room and read my essay out loud to make sure it sounds good . #weird 
i weighed myself and realized i should loose some wait #wow 
umm ... it was a long day , didn't take a nap ... so why i can't go to sleep ! ! ! #weird #ohwell 
USERNAME oh hell no :o lol there is this sushi restaurant you have to try . 
theses still exist :o , #apager #whatifoundatwork #sothismeansdinousoursstillexistthan @ pappasito's cantina URL 
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2 pair of vans for 30. dollars not bad o.o not bad lol 
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writing down this journal entry i recorded and dang ! #italkfast when i'm #passionate ! lol .. maybe i jst do anyway .. idk ... haha . #random 
it's 9pm already ? aww 😯 time to go to bed then ... good night monday ! 😗 hope my rt knee feels better tomorrow 🙏 💋 💤🌚🌠 
fucking rooney why'd you miss ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? :o 
i want a chihuahua that could dance beaner music with me :o 
& the show catfish ..... #reallypeople ? ! ? ! ? #wtf 
USERNAME nu oh yu took it from my car ! ! :o 
its way too cold in this damn house . #wtf #myhouseisnotwarmandcozy #itsfreezing #turnuptheheatmom 
black girls at western on the bus with pictures of themselves as the background on their phone . #wtf #concieded #awkward 
tf i haven't seen disney channel play kim possible in long ass time 0.o 
less arguments that way . my dumb ass was like ..... 0_o whaa ? ? ? 
lmfao whoever fucks with g . o.o . d music might as well retire , your fucking with common , kanye , cudi , john legend , just to name a few 
i'm honestly confused why its so hard to get females over here to cook naked for us . #veryconfused #wtf 
USERNAME i can't , i'm nice , not mean :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i listen to this err time ! ✌ 😲 💨👌 
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who decides to run in this cold weather haha summer does . #wtf 
:o this is too good to be true ! thanks for filling my slow self in . 
story of my life ! buy me one too :d rt USERNAME iphone case shopping ... so many too choice from :o ... #cybermonday #freeshipping 
USERNAME i know ! she is crazy ! ! ! ! #wtf 
wow gemini ... i think we know there's 1 blanket inside .. #wow #really USERNAME USERNAME URL 
let it snow because i'm so unprepared for school it's unreal ❄ 😯 
USERNAME give me your apple id and password and shit ? :o 
USERNAME wow gemini ... i think we know there's 1 blanket inside .. #wow #really USERNAME URL 
i need a man who is confident in himself and who is smart enough to know when he's got a good thing .. #random 
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USERNAME you forgot to say *about me & katie . lol what if sam is lying tho :o 
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wow gemini ... i think we know there's 1 blanket inside: that will never leave the case .. #wow #really USERNAME URL 
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USERNAME ohh blahh dx i haven't learned about that yet :o 
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USERNAME shoo you crazy 😮 i use a eyebrow razor like every few days . no pain involved whatsoever .. 
eww , watchin this show & this girls sister stole her boyfriend of 5years . #gross #wtf #wheretheydothatat 
at 10:00 i was born :o so my birthday isn't official yet till ten >,< lol 
my phone feels so skinny without its case ! 😮 
USERNAME i know 😏 i 'm still in indy , with an 8am college class tomorrow ! 😵 💀 
USERNAME how do you deal with being away from jesse for a hole nine days ? :o 
so this girl has a real boyfriend and an online boyfriend she's never seen and its be 10yrs .. and i'm single #wtf #catfish USERNAME 
traffic completely stopped 3/4 mi before the 805 junction on the 94 west o_o URL 
that odd moment when you're sitting in bed and realize you're rocking back and forth ... o.o 
i know someone who is addicted to granny porn .... o_o ain't calling no names tho lmao 
my foul language gets worse before i go to bed haha #weird 
USERNAME he'll use a needle too . that's how you get tattoos silly . 💉 😵 😷 
you went ten years without seeing him and you still thought it was legit ? #wtf #catfish 
USERNAME ahahaha it's soo funny though ! i still have my old 6th grade planner cause it's memories :') ahhaha & what email messages ? :o 
that awkward moment when you accidentally send someone the wrong text ! ! :o <<< 
i haven't slept in this bed in approx 8 days #weird 
wow ... i feel like i never took a god look at her . o.o 
my snap chat just said that i received a picture on january 13th at 11:17 pm 😳 #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME oh gosh ? from where ? ! 0.o lol 
even in small amounts of sleeps i have dreams . #weird #cute :) 
it's raining ? ? ? ? what the hell ... 😯 
USERNAME did you ever turn your phone back on ? :o 
ben asked me out on a date .... should i say yes ? :o 
USERNAME always wakes up sayin the most random stuff and falling back to sleep ... the cat dunk k ... zz ... 0_o whaa ? 
USERNAME the last text i got from you was this morning , o.o 
#tweetaboutyourboyfriend oh yeah that's right i don't have one :o 
i forget to get sprinkles out of my car ! ! #pillowpetwithdrawels #wahh 😮 💔 😭 
my man comes home in 3weeks what am i getting him for christmas ? ? ? #omg #idk 
being doing nothing but work and reading :o it's cool though :3 
USERNAME lmfao ! ! ! i .. omg , dead 😲 😂 
matthew is she implying that she wants me ? o.o 
USERNAME i like punching my steering wheel when i'm pissed haha #random 
baby sheet sets is like $150 #wtf though ! bout to call that his christmas gift ! 
i think i over use emojis . but then i'm all like fuck it - that's what iphones are for . 👍👏 😯 
i didn't even get in twitter as much today . #wtf 
USERNAME bahahahha i'm weak hahaha 😲 😲 gotta laugh so i won't cry lol 
i'm watching the weirdest shit , but i love it 😯 
why am i just watching the second #catfish episode ? 😱 😧 😯 
oh god ... i just got my facebook back ....... o_o 
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only if USERNAME will pick up her phone and stop ignoring my call everything will be perfectly fine :-o 
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is it me yep it is but USERNAME is one handsome dude #ijs #random 
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playing temple run n noticing the guy grunts when he jumps ... #wtf 
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i see the wierdest things on twitter .... for example i just found out that if you eat nuts and seeds you will be better in bed . o_o 
this gal said my tongue is platinum 0.o #dead af but also #tru #yourewelcome lol #ffk 
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courtney v . s ivy ...... who will be victorious ? o.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 4 hombree-una cama arrsantoo :o lml 
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USERNAME i want my 18 kisses oh nahh i said it :o 
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i've been up since 3am and i don't feel tired ? #whatiswrong #withme o_o 
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its one of #oomf birthday tommorow and they putting depressing stuff on twitter :o 
USERNAME u see dat titty on ya forehead o_o ( >_< ) 
i am in love with rain . 💦 i am going to sleep soo good . fixing to be passed out cold 😲 💤 
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everytime USERNAME texts me , my fone vibrates like crazyy 0.o just with her txts thoee :o ! lol 
ahh fuck my best friend gave me an std . o.o shit 
just reread an email i sent to my professor & idt i could have made anymore typos . some words are actually undicipherable . #wtf 
damn , i miss alfredo . almost 10 months man . #wtf #omgwhy 
just a short little while until the world ends . 12/21/12 🌍⚡💣 😵 🚫 
i always take a bath then a shower after o.o 
USERNAME did you jut see the most recent one .... #omg #stop 😳 
hope your dreamin bout me .. #cantsleep 😔 #wtf #insomia 
USERNAME o_o what got into u causing u stop ? ...... sense (wild guess) 
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USERNAME why would you do such a thing ! ? :o 
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USERNAME #wow i didnt know your ass was dating rodney ! 
why is my room hot as shit ? ! #wtf 
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USERNAME you took a nap after school too ? ! ? ! :o 
now another bitch just walked in ... it's been dead for 2 hours and now they decide to come in #wtf 
i've only gained like 10 lbs since last year tho #crazy 
USERNAME it'll take a few hours but i'm on my way . :o 
USERNAME thanks .. but you gotta stop :o smokin ain't good :o 
one day i'll have to tell me just how much i remember ! ! ! 😮 
omg what goes through janelles mind ! ! ! i can't even believe some of the things she says #teenmom 😑 😵 
girls always say it aint true a boy being 100% straight its always somebody closet is dirty . :o 
i may or may not be embarking on a new life #omg :3 
i tried to like all of sedrick's pictures on instagram only to realize i had already done that o.o 
i was like let me take advantage and go to sleep early now that matt is asleep . as soon as i close my eyes he starts crying ! :o 
really ? i didn't see one deer in the boonies , and now i see one ? #wtf URL 
just ..... wow ! ariana is soo hot ! ! ! 😍 😲 URL 
USERNAME someone stole my card ! :o so i had to cancel it . i'm waiting on my new one to arrive -.- i'm hoping by wednesday it'll work 
USERNAME mine doesn't , i've had since i was born though :o 
i wish 13 year old , would get out my mentions 1. your too young 2. can u even get on hard o.o & 3. i like my niggas older :) 
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USERNAME u feel me ! i be like wtf ! ? o.o 
haha i like the face when it passes over 10 message :-o haha 
USERNAME USERNAME extremely :p but probably healthier anyway . once i found long hair in my sweet tea .. i don't have long hair o.o 
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"USERNAME do you feel old yet ? URL i do feel old :o 
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USERNAME i wish :o i might be going down there soon :d 
but more importantly my #birthday dec 11th #soon that weekend will be #crazy #insane #awesome #mohegan #casino #nyc #partying never stopping 
when you phone rings in the middle of class everyone be £ooking like 0_o 
in school we sit for like 7 hours a day :o 
i'm craving like a big ol burger . ! :o 
this woman just told me <<< about her cheating bf #wtf #cray #norespect 
almost to 4,000 tweets ... what am i doing with my life besides tweetin ? #weird #ihavenolife 
USERNAME what do you mean in a way ? :o 
is it weird that i have birthday song as my alarm 0.o 
waanna finish that dream i had lastnight about my gdad . o_o 
janelle on teen mom 2 is just plain stupid ! #crazy 
where the heck did this rain come from . #random 
USERNAME hahhaa hey arent you that super cool basketball senior ? :o 
USERNAME i never even filled my 7th grade one up -.- haha but everybody & they mommas signed my 6th grade one ! ahahha & ohh shnap :o ha 
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USERNAME USERNAME why would you tell me about this website its going to be the death of me . 😲 😲 😲 😲 
told USERNAME i miss her w/ her thick ass head & this heffa gone say leave head out , you miss my thick ass i went from :) to :o lol . 
womp .. womp .. womp .. sounds like a charlie brown movie .. stfu .. sit down somewhere n ..... (pops bubble gum) :o 
im attracted to crazy females #weird .. nd i mean crazy like try to shoot yo ass type shit 
USERNAME all hail mr . nightingale ! that rhyme d; ) oh but mrs . kemp said it today ? ! 0_o daa fuck 
ms lisa anns' can of hairspray spelt all over her luggage .. :o #smh haha 
USERNAME lmao i'm such a dumbass 😯 i miss the chica🙍 
i'm tryna be somebodys panty wetter tonight . o_o #litaboo USERNAME 
sitting in my room and my mom texts me o_o #heartattack #thoughtihadtofightsomebody 
i can't believe i don't have a stocking at the weil house #wtf #imbringingmyown #ormakingmyown 😋 😛 😮 
laila eating a cesar salad ... whaa ? ? ! ! o_o ? prettygirlloeung deedz84 kweenfreakinboo @ black bear diner URL 
USERNAME have you tried it ? ? :o it's soo delicious 😍 
please don't under estimate me ! i'll blow your mind when you least expect it . 💣💥 😵 
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#realtalk when can one audition for USERNAME 's #heritageshow ? 😯 i wanna be in it ! 
USERNAME youre behind or beyond* happy right now ? o_o 
now i know why they say go with your gut ..... #wtf 
is consuelo recking or is it someone else recking tomorrow :o 
USERNAME whatt lol it always feels like someone's watching me . :o your wierd but its okk . 
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USERNAME dat maple whisky :o ... no , i'm not stealing ur boozes . just thinkin how yummy it was ! ! 
you used to say you wanted nothing to do with me . so i let go of you ... now you're adding me and following ? #wtf #confused #whatever 
USERNAME i have an idea ! how about go to sleep ! :o 
USERNAME i hope our kids are nothing like us , ... o.o well i hope book smart like you , :) but other than that i'll be scared . lolol 
USERNAME USERNAME nah that's not cheating that's a kill 😵 
superjail is the most fucked up show ive ever seen . #wtf 
:o i needa move out of ontario >.< they found 3 dead bodies couple blocks away from my house #scaryshit ! 
the state of nj called us out to plow ! ? ! #wtf #itsnotevensnowing 
just watched a guy get into his car and drive away while drinking a four loko #crazy #onlyinmontana #montana 
shits getting reaall on gossip girl 😮 😮 #poorchuck #shitsfallingapart 
i wanna see a stripper hold a vodka bottle with ha ass n pour a drink bahabahaha ,,,,,,, ! ! ? is that even possible ! ! #random thought ! 
USERNAME wooaashhiitt . what happened ? ? ? ? o_o 
and you never d o.o ne single thing about it , you . never give a fuck 
USERNAME هههههه بلكن .. والله ساعتها أهج من البيت o_o 
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:o o "USERNAME lmao yes she can ! USERNAME URL 
USERNAME he be trying me with that creep shit ! o_o 
o.o rt USERNAME #lrt : welp , you guys (and you know who you are) are officially faggots . bahaha . 
every time i see a song on twitter it comes on my tv right afterwards . #crazy 
USERNAME i stopped here before i stopped the car right into a guard rail on the side of the highway that i caught myself flirtin with o_o 
#jenelle - #teenmom2 tells lawyer she cant go to jail because she has a ke$ha concert to go to , asks to call her po bc it is her idol ! #wtf ? 
USERNAME miss you more . i wanna a tattoo ..... o_o 
USERNAME i'm not gonna starve myself my nigga :o besides , i'm prettier then any model out there . especially jlo . lol 
wasting energy with my window open . these fools i room with have the heat set at 77 ! what is wrong with them ! ? ! 😩 😲 😵 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 
USERNAME you are braver than you believe , stronger than you seem , and smarter than you think #omg #soproudofyou 
how do people find so much shit to tweet about #wtf 
-_- that was stupid of taking a nap ! now i'm wide awake :o 
this joke has esculated . o.o lmfao . what am i doing with life right now . 
i just took all my posters off my wall . it looks so damn weird o_o 
my price charming got hit by a truck that's why he's not with me duh ! ! ! :o 
USERNAME is incredible ! ! ! ! amazing , breath taking . #thevoice #wow #winnerfurdayzz 
USERNAME i googled cat lady sweater and there's only about a million and two different sweaters . o.o 
if hitting the button was a dollar each time , imagine :o 
monday nights :) #newday #suburbia #crazy (@ chillaxin' in san diego) URL 
i drink alot of orange juice .. i wonder if that's bad for me considering all the citric acid in it ? :o 
lol thats oc if you're choosing your dates food right off the menu for the night o_o 
had dinner tonight with all my best girlfriends , all got to talkin and realized i'm the only one that is single .... 😧 😮 😐 🙎 
USERNAME dude i saw one of those today ! ! 😯 
USERNAME so i ask these girls if you were a guy for a day what would you want to do ? the answer was to piss everywhere #really #wtf 
USERNAME you wanna play this game ? like really ? ! :o i have plenty of pictures and i am not afraid to use them -_- 
how can someone be a high school cheerleader for 4 years and not even have a cartwheel ? :o 
oh no ! i had algebra homework . i didn't even start on it ! :o 
so it's official . now what to wear :o haha 
just put water in the filter , aaron takes it immediately , doesn't refill . #wtf 
i just watched the same gif of regular show for an entire #wokaflocka song #wtf #overtired 
beauty and a beat is playing in the radio now ! ! ! ahh ! ! ! 😃 😱 😆 😯 😇 😻 
picture o_o rt USERNAME USERNAME the guy on the voice looks just like you ! 
USERNAME you're going to have an eyefull of snapchats to wake up to 😲 😱 😳 😚 😁🌙👙👠💝🎁🎉📷 
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USERNAME lawlz did you read it ? #needledick #wtf ? ? ? ? ? 
retweet if your still up ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 0_o #lih 
USERNAME ill be passed out in the corner 😵 come thruu 
ohmygod d; my medicine was suppost to make me go to sleep . and it didnt ! :o ohmygod ! ! jk , im bored .__. 
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USERNAME lol i can't tell the way u be on a brother o_o 
i just notice that i always brush my teeth twice every time i brush ! #random #imweird #whiteteeththough 
weirdest m 😮 😮 d right n 😮 w can't st 😮 p laughing 
USERNAME go get your nails done tomorrow with me ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
ohh i forgot it was cyber monday today :o that explains a lot ! 
my eop form for sfsu is due in jan :o 
maybe ill get her the the mexico 3/4 sweats she's been wanting all year 😮 😊 😃 
he talking like i'm dead 0_o i know he miss me but it's just not that serious dude .. :: 
USERNAME why you hating ? :o your bf ended up there haha :p 
wait i just realized how fucking sexy ryan gosling is 😲 
how do you talk to someone for 10 years without meeting them #crazy #catfish 
USERNAME tell him i said & no i didn't know that o.o lmao 
USERNAME this is my second time taking it o.o remember mr . walker ... hahaha 
if workers wages rose at the same pace as ceo wages since 1990, minimum wage today would be $23/hr . #crazy 
it's been a while since i been on 4square .. #random 
USERNAME damn i couldve swore it was 15 a week ot two ago ? 0.o 
i seriously thought i was going to shoot garret tonight . #nolie 😵 🔫🔫🔫🔫 
USERNAME what about school tomorrow . you'll be dead ! :o 
USERNAME uh i did ! ? lol . btw the kid is deff spending the night ! o_o they are already sitting in each others arms ! 
i think my son , just broke my rib . 😵 
USERNAME dip my dick in coolwhip o.o ca ... can i suck it then ? 
USERNAME lol seriously ! that workout got me tired 😣 😵 lol 
USERNAME i love you too :o where have you been ? lol 
that akward moment when your roommates cries of love are louder then the tv o_o at least someone has sex in this house lol 
the shit i'm puffing on got my mind going blank 😲 
when i fart under the blanket & i realize i'm slowly suffocating 😖 😲 😷 😂 
why is everyone freakin out about good night texts ? omg it's the end of the world 😵 #jk #thatsme #sometimes 
i could use a big agnes unicorn right about now .. 😮 #itssofluffy #grownupagnes 
so i have this habit of not answering text or calls if i'm in a bad mood #random 
it's 1 :o 9 i should be sleeping now and only have 3 hours left of sleep ! #killmenow 
USERNAME o.o that's how you begin to know a person . 
those are some deep thoughts your letting out in your tweets :o USERNAME 
the phillie's have won a game more recently than the eagles #wow 
USERNAME ha ! i was jus goin say samething . lil do they know ! lol that's weird , i blocked them how can they see me o.o 
USERNAME who said this ? ! ? ! ? ! ? :o 
USERNAME most females do that :o . lml .. its a shame . 
my eyes are heavy as shit but i know once i lie down i'll be wide awake o.o 
happy birthday USERNAME if i'm pouring the shots we may all die . #bye 😵 USERNAME URL 
loved the monday night bar sesh with the classmates . good times #crazy #loud 
as soon as i get all comfortable in my bed , people start messaging me . 😲 💤 
USERNAME the real question is ... what don't i know for sure o.o 
ليش الاماراتيين والقطريين اذا كشخوا لازم lv ولازم يكون على كل مكان باللبس الي لابسينه o_o #سؤال_يراوودني 
i be tired all day night come i'm wide awake 0.o 
USERNAME sadly i had boots with the yesterday . hahaha . left cheek right cheek . 😮 
o fuck i needa call my girl ? ! ! ! ! :o ...... o wait -.- wth whaa girl . back to netflix . sorry yall small spasm . 
this music industry is o.o . c man it's all about competition & ppl take love 4 a joke i'm tired of ppl ranting on about this shit let it go ! ! 
USERNAME i love the look you have me when i stuck the candy inside . you were like o.0 
USERNAME she looked like she wanted to beat your ass 😲 💢👊🔫 
let it snow :) you see screen cuz its much to cold to g o.o ut for a picture ! lol @ home :) URL 
3 people today told me my hair smelled good . #random 
USERNAME i'm glad your not the only one that saw that and felt the same way #wtf 
my late night date night by myself lol #albertos #carnitas #lonely 😲 🙌🚶💃 @ alberto's mexican food URL 
hate nites like this . #stress &my back is kiilliinngg me ? ): #wtf ;; wanna lay downn but too much to do . #ehh 
life is a gamble ? 😵 then i'm screw i've never gamble before 😩 
USERNAME my mom's mole is soo bomb i've only had the chance to eat it only 4 imes in my life so far ! :o lol 
USERNAME you're drop dead gorgeous <3 how can you have insecurities at time ? :o 
USERNAME did i give you permission to laugh o_o ? ion think i did , i said go to sleep ! 
it would be just fantastic if i could fall asleep considering i have to be up in 5 hours 😲 
its november 27 ! lol i totally forgot what happen on novemeber 27 of last year :o 
USERNAME i was seriously just gonna tweet something about that ! haha that's what i just did #crazy 
ahh he's cute :o but does he like me #doubtit 
USERNAME :o omg i'd hate to have you in my room .... alone . o.o #igotthepeachesyougotthecream 
it's weird reading USERNAME when they talk about #nhs or #pcc i think about my schools . to them those have different meanings . #random 
USERNAME 3.5 more weeks . stop tryna rush my boy ! i'm not ready . 😲 
&&&&& my phones dead in 3 .. 2 .. 1 😵 
USERNAME even the double windmill behind the back ally oop ? ? 😵 😵 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 
USERNAME (: awesome :o i would of hung out with you c: 
USERNAME ? ? ? ? o.o whyy ? ? are you gonna move ? no you can't ): -.- hjsedfhnrdm just don't go ... please .. 
USERNAME vhs is happening i think i have a chip implanted in my spin :o 
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my dad showing USERNAME and i pictures of transsexuals having sex . 😂 😲 
USERNAME well , i dont even know if they're going to accept me yet ! :o in other news there was this really cute guy passed out on a couch . :p 
USERNAME yo im serious , i got my happy ass out of tha bed , and hit door with nuthin on but #basketballshorts lol #crazy 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME haha i know but there's not one twin there's two :o double the crazy xd 
USERNAME yes it's def going to take some time to get use to this :o ) 
please tell me how someone is being a bitch ? #wtf 
that awkward moment when you're trying to sneak out of your house and your brother's trying to sneak in ... o.o 
why do i always do this to myself . #procrastinatorforlife 😵 🔫 
USERNAME 😯 your right , you should probably ask hkm first for good measure . 
after all the shit that bitch did you still sucking wit her smh o_o 
hello , hobo on a train what are doing there ? #wtf #gohobogo 
USERNAME omg creeper ! ! ! freakin stalker ! ! omg our stalker ! ! ! o.o 
after all the shit that bitch did you still fuckin wit her o_o smh 
someone please tell me they watched teen mom ? ? ? ? #wtf 
well since USERNAME won't let me go to bed , im going to eat some avocado . lol #random 
USERNAME 0.o this nigga is clearly on some shit ! 
USERNAME welcome to my life ... till march ! 😵 🔫 🏀 
USERNAME o.o are you sure you're typing it right ! ? 
me: :o why would you say that too me ? ! like it's okay ? 
me and germ never battled together , made a video , or did a tag team . #weird . 
insomnia is gonna be the death of mee 😲 😐 
USERNAME oh my .. the infamous pic is urs ? :o 
my emotions really are an up and down roller coaster ... i need to just learn how to enjoy the ride . #random #truth 
USERNAME i don't know any details about it yet :o 
USERNAME how can you see my eyes ? o.o your on meth ! ! 😂 
why have we not done dinner/lunch ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? #wtf USERNAME USERNAME #missingmybaumanns 
whoa ! ! i seen a white girl on my tl ! o.o ! ! ! i only follow 4 white girls . 
damn this week is gonna fuckin suck 😳 😲 😳 😲 😳 😲 😳 😲 
USERNAME :o what are they if you don't mind me asking lol 
o_0 ......... go die if you don't like nutella ! ! ! 
USERNAME lmao i'm in the same boat as you now :o (you know what i mean , deleting this tweet in 10 min 
i think is time for me to overdose my self in nyquil again 😵 💊💊💊💊 
i am super excited to see the boy meets world sequel , ! ! #random #childhoodmemories #ilovethe90s #youknowyourea90skidwhen 
why didnt anybody tell me this like the day after i left hays ? ! #wtf 
now watching bet ima let dat entertain me for tonight and the person i'm fuckin s o_o to my twitter fam ... >>>night haters fu lu &stfu #bye 
USERNAME xd heehee i fucked a boy an hour ago . i got his cum all over my face o.o 
hard to believe i only have a little over three months till basic .. #crazy 
i see 2 wanna be #badbitches on my tl and shit , calling me out on my tweets #wow 
soo tired but i don't want to go to sleep #weird 
work on a project for a hour or so , looked up and it had been 6 hours . o_o should be done within the month #webdesign #photography 
it is 1 :3 0 and i am just now getting in bed from this stupid project that i left my apt at 8 :3 0 to go spend an hour working on .... #wtf 
😳 😷 😲 #dead rt“USERNAME how i get down 😏 URL 
USERNAME i know ! haha ive been working out have you o.o 
when you get friend request from ogden high at 12 :3 0 #wtf #sketchy 
#2 . does jb think its 1989 and he is on bet ? #wtf ? 
i officially have a sexual friendship with USERNAME . no not fwb you prevs ! all tthhoo .. humm no uh what no bad cc :o we prevy buds 
USERNAME a bug accidentally landed in my hands too , one time when i was washing dishes a spider was crawling in my hand ! ! #omg 
“USERNAME USERNAME my badassness URL ermehgerdd ! ! ! :o is this some of that pintrest stuff i hear so much about ? 
#wow USERNAME we were just saying this about someone .. 😳 
USERNAME eh hyper ke ? i was talking about yg kecik tu lah .. zarif eh namanya ? macam baik2 je kite tengok 0.o 
oh well idk if thats to me now ? o.o 
USERNAME lol i don't mind it but it felt like she was in love with me o.o 
#confessions ; i've actually been single my whole life . :o 
USERNAME yup . esp these hoes out there who protect their tweets unlike their coochie ? o.o 
i don't even know how i got into my bed though 0_o 
why the hell am i crying right now ? goodbye and goodnight . #wtf 
USERNAME what kind of work out u hadd ? ? o.o lol jk jk 
USERNAME it ain't suppose to be white 😮 it's out if blood ! ! 
school and work are hongrayy monsters devouring all of my time and sleep . 👿👹 😵 😴 
they want me in a movie :o with kat williams 
how did you end up on the popular page USERNAME #bananasinpyjamas #wtf URL 
i always wonder where do all those boats & airplanes go when they went through the bermuda triangle :o 
i just dropped jessica for the first time ! ! 😵 😧 
USERNAME 😮 are you kidding me ? ! ? there's so many ppl out there too ! i need to come visit so we can go recruiting together lol 
this bitch said kesha is her idol o_o and she staying on probation to see her . #done 
this girl got me to watch teen mom and catfish .... #wtf i let my guard down ... but change is good though ... right ? 
USERNAME a poco se puede caminar a otra hora ? o.o 
haven't gotten to look forward to my birthday much this year because i can't look past finals week . heads hurting on the first night ? #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME food date ! ! ! :o i love food , lets #fatgirlproblems 
my break is from dec . 14-jan 7 .... others leave before me and come back later . #wtf 
USERNAME ohh at least daddys good :) hahahaahaha ! aiyoo ... :o 
i just remembered lmao , wonder if he's alive :o 
then i hear a noise outside and i'm like o.o d: 
USERNAME i was thinking about doing something that didn't consist of self decapitation o.o ... 
speech due , i'm stressing 😲 💢 @ neptune central URL 
i tweet more at night than during the day o.o 
USERNAME whaa o_o fefe , ia no wonder he's mia 
this nigga said let him hold a condom til friday #wtf 
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last time i ever have USERNAME to go get my bags ! told me they wernt there o.o scared tf outta me ! 
um . why is my psychology teacher making is re read chapters ? #wtf 
i seriously can't put my phone down ... no sleep for me 😵 
that awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow :o 
USERNAME no what :o im starting to use mine :'d 
i really need to pick up a hobby ... i think i am going to try guitar #sothisisfreetime #weird 
i lied .. this heartburn it getting pretty rough 🔥🔥😩 😲 
USERNAME huaatt ? ! i thought we talked about this already :o o 
one day someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked with anyone else #truestory #cantsleepagain #wtf 
might not be sleeping alone tonight but you kno how that goes 😯 
USERNAME are you cheating on me with USERNAME :o . 
USERNAME if your reading this then you know that i would never say such things and you should always know that USERNAME is a bitch 😯 ! 
USERNAME night have a good night sleep 😑 💤💤💤👏 😳 👊👊👊💢💥💫 😭 💫 😲 🔫👋💥👿 
USERNAME dude idk ? i didn't even know that was her ! lol 😛 😂 😮 
finally finished , now i can sleep 😲 😴 #goodnight 
lol stephanie told me she didn't like cussing last week and she just cussed :o 
i don't like ipads . i don't see the hype with them . #random 
my floor will now be as clean as the dishes ! #wtf URL 
USERNAME don't be sleezy ! was that the lesson ? 😵 
USERNAME sadly i know that ur telling the truth bcuz i know u don't lie #wtf is wrong w/u i feel like i don't know u but at the same time i do 
how in the heckles is my nose and elf ears gonna stay glued on if my shoes can't even handle the amount of energy i put into this show ? ! :o 
i wanna be #teamgalaxys3 but ... then i want to be #teamiphone for the emojis on twitter ? is it worth it ? :o 
wow i was just at 10.7k tweets like an hour ago . now it's 10.8k tweets o.o wow i freakin talk a lot . 
i hate when i brush my teeth and put in my retainer and then realize that i want to eat something . #wtf #fatgirlproblems 
USERNAME i love you , omg girl yu the bomb lmao #wifetweet , why am i tlkn to myself o.o ? 
this is not real life .. im really hanging out with chris johnson of the titans right now ! ! ! ! ! #omg 
ban a guy for using adderall what's the #nfl going to do next ? #wow USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
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:o at least we have detention together . :d USERNAME 
USERNAME lol he hated me last year in calc it was all bad but he loves his stats class ... it's #weird lol 
USERNAME d: of this year . ? ! ? ! :o 
sub tweets all over my tl lol oh shit :o 
embraces your obsession for me rt USERNAME everything reminds me of you .... #wtf ” 
USERNAME omg ok i'm done . plz delete that 😵 😢 
niggah i need sleep .. ! ! ! 😵 💤 
way too many .. i had to take n outside break 😮 
i wonder if people can graduate high school , online o.o 
its a monday nite ... cold outside .. warm inside ... nobody here but me .... damn this the perfect time for sex lol #random 
i think #oomf knows i'm talking about her :o .. but then again #oomf can be anyone ;d 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME iam talking about me and eric being friends c: hey , we've all been friends for the longest :o <3 
i wonder if i played now .. would i lose ? or win ? :o 
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its like the same routine every time i shower , i get out get dry , hang my towel & go lay on my bed and get on twitter for like 2 hours o.0 
USERNAME oh my phone :o fuck . i guess (: 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME the worlds ending tho , :o chango is going to hell for sure lol 
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wtf why am i still up ! ! ! 😤😤 😡 😡 😲 😲 😲 
tengo los ojito resecos , pero a la vez me lagrimean ! #wtf 
i feel like i haven't seen USERNAME in months o.o . lol 
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paychecks>> needa go christmas shopping before i spend this all on me . :o 
great i can't sleep and my british conscience won't leave me alone . #crazy 
what alan just sent me , okay nigga . o_o jaja 
my hooded air max 95's just appeared out of nowhere :o 
USERNAME all that proves is that i follow you #crazy 
when u get news from your friend and your like #wtf 
you know that makes it look like you think you are better than everyone else right ? #wtf #bitchswerve 
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i've just never felt this way before & i don't know what to do about it #crazy #weird #weak #happy 
USERNAME yep , scaring the shit out of unsuspecting people so we can put it on tv and laugh at them is so fucking hilarious . o_o 
USERNAME my dad was saying will go car shopping butt we don't know we're some cars are :o 
i'm so ocd about my closet being perfect its #weird 
USERNAME ahahah yeah . i mean i don't like her . i just remember how i felt ? is that weird ? 0.o 
she just told me she like qdogs n eating asz is something she like that they do . ? wow . ! 0.o 
USERNAME nah it's my fault cause i never replayed back to the massage you sent me :o 
#random .... nights like this i miss cuddling up with otis and going to sleep ... 
USERNAME (^__^) lol give me until friday i have no school ^__^ how you holding it baby girl :o ? 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME she announced it the friday before break :o 
got school tomorrow might have to take the bus 😲 
god i'm so fucking sick of you #deuces #wtf was i thinking ? #fuck ✌ 
when big bang fans find out about hyunseung and are like :o bb was 6 ? ! i'm just like wae so late 
when i care about someone , i really fucking care . #senseless #random 
USERNAME did i do that ? lol i don't even remeber :o 
USERNAME well she might like u a lot but why be loyal when its just a bootycall ? ? is there a such thing as a loyal bf ? ? o.o ha 
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USERNAME wait it doesn't get foggy there ? o.o i love it too ! just not when it blinds me from the road haha& omg yes please ! aamaziing 
USERNAME ikr ! haha it feels like forever ! :o ! lol u said u weren't gonna use it on food anymore ! cx ! and yess ^-^ i hope u like it ! 
credit USERNAME for telling me: the #philadelphiaphillies have a more recent win than the #philadelphiaeagles #crazy 
the person below this tweet sucks major penis . 😵 😵 
USERNAME threw a water bottle and it hit the shit out of a girls face 😲 
USERNAME i feel the sudden urge to go to ft . lauterdale ! ! :o 
USERNAME :o havent you seen the devil wears prada or 101 dalmatians (unanimated) 
USERNAME i feel the sudden urge to go to ft . lauderdale ! ! :o 
just caught up on my weekly dexter . omg , is he in love ? ? ? ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ! ! ! #wtf #never #cray 
USERNAME :o . omgoodness that's mean . cassie's gonna cry lol 
USERNAME me either :d d lol i think o haven't seen you in exactly a year :o .-. 
USERNAME :o dirty ! , why do u get my hopes up like that ? :( 
USERNAME USERNAME lol i was like whaa o_o lol * all dramatized lol 
lol why this twerkn video showed these folks fuckin o_o 
USERNAME i don't curr who we play . we made it , that's all that matters to me . nobody believed me that they would o.o ... 
USERNAME those shoes love them :) )) hey kat ... i'm also kat :o love ya xoxoxox 
i can't keep going to bed so late man bad skool days ! ! :o 
USERNAME :o i am right sometimes ! ! sometimes lol 
USERNAME what ghost friend are you talking about ? o.o #foreveralone 
throw up in my mouth ✋ 😲 😲 😲 😲 
bitches got a whole ass baby . mfs worry about me more than they kid o_0 
this nigguh calls me a nugguh but yet still hits on me would that be considered gay lol ... um okay 0.o 
actually only three days till im home , 4 days till i become a loper and two weeks till im done at unl #crazy 
USERNAME straight fucked it up there -.- i didnt know anything about it , at the end im just wtf just happened ! :o 
USERNAME what time do you wake up in the morning ? :o 
USERNAME did i see your retweet ? which one ? o.o lol ! and what time you at school ? so i can find you and give you a rice crispy :3 
USERNAME what i look like in a pool and all the girls git shirts on o.0 fuck outta here lok 
who does USERNAME think she is calling me in the middle of my slumber ? #turtlelovingfreak #wtf 
looking forward to the USERNAME game tmrw ... first one as a fan in 4 yrs #weird #goodluck #bleedgreen USERNAME USERNAME 
i never really use an emoji before my sentence 😮 
im up then im dwn ... thn im up again ... o.0 
husband my come over since he's doing the late night shift 😮 
USERNAME right ! i find it funny ^__^ && lets hope :o 
USERNAME i know my glasses make me look like a nerd but i have no idea what you just said o.o 
USERNAME duh ! ! what you getting me for my birthday ! ! ! 😮 🎁 
uggh ! literally everything is reminding me of you tonight .. #wow #goodnight #upset #kbye 
aye yal remember tre & deshonna o_o couple of the year . whoop ! ! ! ! ! 
how many times does a girl have to say no to a nigga asking for your # if isaid no 3 times what makes you think i'm a say yes on the next o.o 
had to do that tweet had the wrong person tagged 😲 🔫 
USERNAME haven't even been to sleep & yeah i'm tired too #wtf 
USERNAME smh that's too much info for twitter to take in ! ! 😏 😵 
USERNAME i cant even read a . word without using what o_o n calm yo shit .. it is not that huge ! lol 
submittin those college apps made me start thinkin bout my future ... :o bittersweet feelin . 
go to be at 11, wake up now bright eyed and bushy tailed ready for work . look at my phone and its only 1 :3 0 #wtf 
ohh .. what are my friends going to think when they find my twitter ? o.o 
so USERNAME decides to faint while i was trying to sleep scared the shit out of me 😵 
USERNAME lmfao imma desplumarlo mañana xd & lmfao u will or else put a bucket in your dorm xd or an adult diaper :o 
USERNAME o.0 whaatt ? no tiramisu ? no cheesecake ? ! no wonder you're a skinny minny ! :) chocolate ? can't go wrong with chocolate ! 
tomorrow i’m gonna be tired , but it’s gonna be a good day ! only if she said yes 😳 😮 
i raped a condom lmfao #rapist #thistho #july #cancersrock #postyourbday 🙈🙉🙊👀💥 😹 😲 😈 @ phoenix's never land URL 
me and USERNAME had the same dream on the same night o_0 that's crazyy 
twist you out inside of my head .... 😯 😯 😯 😏 😏 😏 @ narnia URL 
i hate when girls ask me for shit and know damn well i don't fuck with them . #random 
i hate that i have a two hour break cuz i dont need to take any classes #wtf 
USERNAME dang dude be careful ! ! don't hurt yourself ! :o 
ended up on that weird part of youtube again . i just watched earwax removal . #wtf #dontknowhowigotthere 
i need to figure out what all there is to do in san diego . :o 
i honestly always wonder if you still think of me ...... 💭💬💭 😯 
if i didnt have to go to work in the a . m ... o_0 ! 
USERNAME that shit goes in . but i feel ya 😵 
aye tre if im telling the truth dont tweet for about ten mins ? ? ? o_o (tick tock tick tock) 
well the trunk of my car was just in flames . #freakedout #wtf 
i genuinely love ferrari and their cars . that italia 458 could make me wet in my panties . #ew #weird 
USERNAME there called flamas; i would get them myself but there too hot for me to handle lol #whiteproblems 😀 😂 😁 😵 
can't wait to go look at christmas lights ! ! ! #omg 
what would really be funny is if #oomf was twatching for him i would die 😂 😂 😵 😵 
USERNAME ahh why do you need to go ? :o 
it's so much harder to sleep when i'm not with my him . #weird 
the grinch witnesses the who's having a key party . #wtf #swingers 
it's amazing the things one can learn when the textbook is actually read . #wow #examtip 
USERNAME i work at a hat store you'll see guys that look good then they take off their hat & you're just like :o o wtf ! #deceiving 
boy meets world sequal ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? o_o 
USERNAME rt USERNAME shooting guns without arms #wtf ? ! URL 
weird shit be happening tho . i'll leave the tv on and go to the store , come back and everything's off o_o 
:o . te pasas ! lol ! ! freak ! “USERNAME lmaoo mejor ven lambamelos ha jkjk rt USERNAME too late for you huh . smh . limpiate los dedos ! 
every time i wash my car it rains ! ! #wtf 
why do people still subscribe on fb , i got 4new subscribers in less than 1hours o.o they waillingg for respect ! 
USERNAME right ? ? i cant look away for 2 seconds ! soo much drama ! :o 
y are the graphics on this 👹 od on point o_o 
lol . still waiting on my phone records . #crazy 
USERNAME i did not hear from you today ! ! #wtf ? get ur shit together ! ! 
USERNAME why was you popping bottles ! you don't even drink o_0 lol save some 4 me #goody2shoes :-p #loveya hahaha 
USERNAME eww lmfao than people r gonna think u don't wipe that booty xd :o 
i actually started and finished a client video within 5 and a half hours :o (yes , that's actually good) 
and girls like when i tell corny jokes 😮 ... that's kool as well . 
you guys put me to bed , like feeding a baby warm bottle of milk #wtf #idc #finnablitzz 
christmas needs to hurry up so i can get what i really need and want the best present i can get him 😍 😵 ! #otherhalf 
killing myself with all this studying ... anyone else ? ? 👎 😲 💣🔫🔪📚📘📗📙📖📓🔫🔪🙉 
christmas needs to hurry up so i can get what i really need and want the best present i can get him 😍 😵 ! #otherhalf 
i'm surprised that this thunderstorm is keeping me up instead of helping me fall asleep #wtf #normallyworks 
how did cumbia got into my pandora o.o ! ? ! ? 
omg i want to dance . #thismusic #edm #omg #ayy 
USERNAME haha true . but nobody was yet :o i was just like oh fuck your not eddie and walked away hahah ! idk who he was :o 
being mellow tonight cuz i got too drunk last week . i left my car in downtown , came back for it in the morning and got a ticket . 😵 
hell yeaa my city is trending 🙀 😱 😵 😜 👍 💜 
USERNAME and u wud only give me a peck :) but like during passing period it was :o 
its past my bedtime :o fuck it ! yolo ! ;) 
hey USERNAME ! did the coach yesterday say anything about practice for the rest of the week ! ? 😮 
why tf am i wide awake its almost 3 am ! o.o 
ohh noo :o , someone ate all my oreos ! ! 
USERNAME omg is this for real ? 2 tickets ? ! ? ? omfg i will become your best friend ill do anything can i have 1 ticket pls omg pleasse🙀 😱 😵 
USERNAME hahah eh eh dont sad ah , go ask them or something ! :o 
USERNAME no ones tryna look cool theyre trying to get high . who gives a fuck what ppl think ! like you o_o 
all girls say they can squirt but all girls can't squirt .... o_0 
USERNAME i feel like whooping you for no reason at all o.o make sense ? 
medal of honor was on sale for six dollaz o_o ^wide awake^ 
i'm sure this wont work but anyone down to txt o_o ? 
just had the scariest fucking dream ever ! #omg :( #cantsleep 
super dark in my room and my mom scream all scary :o #wtf 
why are these random non-kpop people fallowing me ? don't you check peoples tweets before fallowing ? ? ? o.o 
i've always wondered what i would look like if i was black ... #random 
USERNAME cool , ha yeah i got too . (: ive been wanting to see styg since forever :o 
out of no where i got thee urge to throw up :o :'c 
am i the only one that makes choreo late at night ? 0.o .. probably won't sleep for another hr ! 
today a blue car with bright green rims , and a license plate from north carolina that read cocky , cut me off . #car #strange #odd #weird 
my mum is in a bit of a mood tonight . #whopeedinyourweenies :o 
i hate spiders . :( i always feel like they are all trying to get me and bite me . 😳 😣 😢 😱 😲 
damn ! sunday's episode of the walking dead was like 😱 😧 😮 
#imiss the fan in my room in murfreesboro ! excited to be back in it tomorrow night =) #random #goodnight 
give me brain .. & i ain't talking about ya head ! 😮 
waiting on pumpfrank's mom . we havin a slumber party ha ! #bestie #fun #random @ thrifty URL 
speechless 😵 😲 #prettysweet #keenanforever #skateboarding #girl #chocolate #fuckedup #sog @ home , sweet home ! URL 
i wished i'd dormed when i had the chance . #random 
USERNAME i honestly don't think i've ever been this bored with twitter . #wtf 
USERNAME i wouldn't want you to feel alone :o no problem . thats what friends are for <3 girl you should know that . 
stay away from steroids to o.o h and by the way , pick up my bestseller defeating colemans temptation and satinship sep . 2013 
come on me , please fall asleep . #wtf #nottired 
awoke to scratching at my window . freaked the eff out then realized it was a badger ? a badger in the middle of royal oak . #wtf 
i give victoria props , i don't think i could give up mcdonalds completely :o 
USERNAME USERNAME haha i saw you lookin at him 😯 
i was super tired , falling asleep while trying to finish my presentation .. now that i'm done , trying to go to bed i'm wide awake ! #wtf 
i'm a #vols fan , and i still think #johnnyfootball should be the next #heisman winner . i think i'm a new fan of this guy . #tamu #wow 
but y'all , seriously ... savages made me quite trippy . 😶 😯 😶 😳 
shocker , can't sleep again . every night . #getoutofmyhead #crazy #insomnia 
how you strike someone with a dick , though ? o_o you know what ... never-the fuck-mind 
i need to go get a dog or something . to keep me happy . #wow #i 'mpathetic #totallykidding i need a damn hamster . 
it does not feel like its 12 😲 what is this 
ive never met USERNAME but , we are equally lazy . it just shows on me . #justbitchin #haha #random 
i banged that workout out tonight ! have such a caffeine headache tho :o ( 
this nigga said he fucked mrs gerry :o ! ! ! 
if you're drunk you get suspended on twitter . lmao . sober enough to use the correct form of you're ! ! ! ! #wtf bitches ! don't hate . 
i was hell tired then when i got into bed i all of a sudden was wide the fuck awake . #wtf #thisisbs 
lol deseana repeat after u damn near everything u say da shit b funny until she repeat da wrong shit o_o 
soo one hing i have notice is this highschoolers thing they are adult like #wtf is wrong ur dumbass #highschoolproblems #lilkids #pathetic 
can't believe i'm still awake doing this project . #killmenow 😵 
i just deleted possibly 200 screenshots , and i feel sorry for USERNAME because i'm fairly certain she got every single one of them #crazy 
cam would have a breakout game of the season to come back and beat me in fantasy ... #wow #speechless 
this is what having to stay up working on a project , 2 essays , and a quiz looks like ... 😣 😲 @ jackson's estate URL 
i felt perfectly fine until about 11. now i feel like i have the flu . #wtf 
these cops in sevz are takin pictures of each other on their phones ... #wtf 
USERNAME i was that height in 8th grade . o.o 
3 in the morning: wide awake .. 3 in the afternoon: tired as hell #wtf 
this fool has been starring at me for the past 4 hours ! o_o ! URL 
USERNAME so true tho . iphones dont gave these kinda issues . o.o 
USERNAME also realized this must mean i have a lot more friends than i thought i did ... #weird 
USERNAME i think u mentioned that ! ! yea can i plz get it from u ? ! :o 
USERNAME lmao , hahaha i thought it was just me too ! ! >.< weird :o 
apush until 1:00am . not my cup of tea . 😵 
i feel like crap ! ! ! 😖 😲 😷 
pop some pills and go to sleep or something 😵 
i hate you USERNAME for buying these mikes . i'm drunk 0_o -___- 
watching sinister with USERNAME well , i'm not sleeping tonight . 😲 😣 
didn't mean to just watch an hours worth of USERNAME youtube videos . :o 
USERNAME USERNAME i thought you didn't believe in jesus .... o.o 
seriously ? i lost my voice again ? how am i supposed to sing ? #wow 
but my ass wide tf awake . 😒 😁 😲 
omg . USERNAME i tried on the same shirt as mercedes on glee ! :o (as a joke , i have taste) hahaha URL 
saludos a mi nueva follower USERNAME ke parece ke anda igual de enamorada ke yo .. o deprimida o.o aha 
ahh it's so late :o gonna just wake up early and finish the rest tomorrow 
i cant believe i'm up this late o_o ... i just hope i wake up on time cause i have an early doctor's appointment in the morning ! 
night need to invest in a can't keep this up .. 💊= 😲 💤💤💤👍 
i hate to work at 6 :3 0am 0.o 2mara shall be fun lol #ffk #collegelife 
sometimes i feel like one day someone other than santa will come down my chimney o.o lol . 
holy shit . i haven't fucked since august . it's gonna be fucking december ! 😮 
USERNAME you said you would dick slap me so i would pussy wipe you :o ha 
where did i place my fathers pictures say ? o.o 
USERNAME i knoww my dad tells me quit often :o ha and isn't that your last name idiot ? 
سبحان الله كل م افتح الوال بتعتك عشان اقرأ يور توييتس البتاع يهنج مش يمكن ديه رسالة من ربنا عشان انت و الاكونت بتوعك خطر عليا ؟؟ ! ! o.o 
no matter how you try to sustains in these real world . there'z someone always trying to push you back . #crappy #random 
#ifwedated i would want you to take me to build a bear :o <3 33333 
that prank video that kevin share . >> o.o omg ! 
USERNAME no you did not ! 😮 (crazy veteran charmed fan) now i want it from after seeing it lol 
me and USERNAME got told we were the exact same at kissing #hmm #weird 
psh , android isn’t a teenage girl on the internet rt USERNAME USERNAME sounds like it ..... committed suicide o_o 
this kid is making want to kick him in the face ! 0.o 
all fun & games til a bitch on her back in the splits 😮 😂 😂 USERNAME USERNAME 
a little young to be watching breaking bad , maybe ? :o p URL 
#ifwedated i would make you dinner when you came over :o <3 
USERNAME what ? ! you are saying i look like kirby ? ! the fuck 😵 
i just realized that it's what would have been my ex & my 3 year anniversary . #weird #lol #goodriddance 
USERNAME you actually have nice things to say ? ! 😯 🙊 wow the world really is gonna end ! 
ohh :o rt USERNAME : USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME kgk ngape 
do u really ! ? or ... umm feel wat exactly ... o.o lmao jkjk 
wow sia does not look the way she sounds lol i googled her :o 
it's going to be weird not spending christmas in salt lake this year ... #chicago #newhome #weird 
god designed you . think about those three words and let them blow your mind . 😯 💭 
who the fuck paid my phone bill ? :o #trippin 
is it possible for one to be soo money , one does not know it ? o_o 
it's 3:10 and i have class at 9 :3 0 o_o damn i'm trippin hard lol 
either you gone keep up or fall by the wayside . you got to stand on your own two feet to keep shit together . #random 
كلمه تستخدم لايهام القارئ انك تعرف اكثر عن الموضوع وانت ما عندك ما عند (يدتي-جدتي-نانا-يديده-ماما عوده ) o_o #way3aa 
i can't believe i'm still up studying for my math test 😵 
USERNAME :o watchu doing up buh marlin ? its like 4am , i just wake up olol its 2pm over here . 
two more weeks left of school , then the quarter ends :o 
i might just flippin start my day in 2 hrs 😬 😯 #mornin #risenshine ☀ 
he's dead and shea live but they love each other 😱 😨 😮 
he's dead and she's alive but they love each other 😨 😮 😱 
في الندوه السياسيه : تتكلم عن المال العام وتاخذ اراضي الشويخ ب١٠٠ فلس للمتر وتتحجج انه قانوني #بو_علي شلونك ؟ o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME who would i be mad at ? ? ? 😮 
i should start washing my face at night again . my face is getting off the hook😫 😵 👹 
USERNAME USERNAME i heard yelling its cool headphones are in 😲 
can't sleep . 😵 just one of them lonely nights . 
USERNAME :o you're my music mate ! i loove the weeknd ! but ok . dm your # 
holy shit , its about to be 1 :3 0 am :o 
i have so many photos to edit . 😲 😲 😲 😲 
i wonder if oomf is talking about me ? :o 
denny's at 1 o'clock in the morning :o juss cause the boyfriends hungry ! 
USERNAME ha . ha . ha . hilarious ! kidding , i seriously had no idea i was in tennessee just now . so i'm as cluless as you are . #wtf 
USERNAME no but i texted the girl and she said i sent her pics of my hair . so i'm going wed or thurs :o 
USERNAME i know it's gonna be like 100$ or so o.o 
they should have hot pockets in king size ... do i look anorexic .... ? #wtf 
only good thing about tuesdays is that i feel like the week is about to start going fast lol 😯 
USERNAME your crazy to go to work . i took off ill wednesday . i and idk if im even going back to school till wednesday . #crazy 
well i think im out every one left me :o 
wow i thought it was 10 pm not 1:40 am . #wtf 
i hate when someone's page is protected , how am i supposed to creep . #wtf 
USERNAME lmfao . you tryna make me choke on food n shit :o #thatwaskinky #freak 
i'm glad i had my step dad in my life though 😯 
everyone in the labor & delivery room is sleeping but me 0_o #wideawake 
after all he played the role model of him being my dad , even when he knows he isn't 😵 
#imnotafanof when ppl correct my spelling #wtf wen did u become my #englishteacher 
USERNAME saludos , hoy desde amarillo , tx a una temperatura de 27º. :o 
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my love is like . . . . . . . . wo ! 😮 😏 
how u feel when u sit and comment and discuss on how u feel about anotha nigga shit ? ! o_o 
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my touch is like . . . . . . wo ! 😮 😏 
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my ass is like . . . . . . wo ! 😮 😏 
my body's like . . . . . wo ! 😮 😏 
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USERNAME i go in at like 11 usually & leave at 12 :o 
sweet . gotta be up in an hour n a half . never ever ever liftin at night again 😲 🔫 
as i'm falling asleep i hear some people getting up and ready for the day . #weird 
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i have school in 7 hours for no reason i randomly woke up #wtf 
USERNAME scared to think what else people might do to them :o haha 
my cyst grew back ovary and the one on my wrist did too o_o 
#من_سوالف_الكويتييه تسوي تان وتحط حمره فسفوريه وتقول انا برازيليه انتي موزنبيقيه o_o 
like it or not as technology advances we will live longer . so age of eligibility should be higher to 68 at max but tax cuts needs to expire 😯 
الشيئين الوحيدين الي احسهم يطورن بالديره بكل رده لي من امريكا المطبات والمطاعم o_o 
<< yes o_o look @ it as i'm a scout 
#من_سوالف_الكويتيين انه كيم كارديشيان كانت ميته عليه بس ما عطاها ويه فتازمت وقامت تحب الخوال o_o 
omg :o lets hope this upcoming check is bomb ! 
my cat likes the weirdest things .. he just are a bit of my toast . #cats #weird 
#من_سوالف_الكويتيين يصرفون نص معاشهم على الاكل والنص الثاني على الرجيم o_o 
oh wow , just realized i didn't talk to my mom all day yesterday . :o 
i'm soo sad . cinnamon coffee cakes - milk = 🌵🌾 😵 😿 
it's 5 :3 0 and i just got back from the library only to wake up at 8am tomorrow to finish my paper . #wtf #collegeprobz 
one of my last calls say six hours ago o.o i'm not getting a lot of sleep i can't stay at this school much longer ! . 
USERNAME eww .. oh hell no ! i would have died if that shit was on my face ! ! :o 
no where near tired . 😲 who has imessages ? 
out & about ... damn mondays .. smh #wtf #cray #playhard #whatsup 
USERNAME yikes . o_o i hope it passes , but now i'm wondering what could cause it . 
USERNAME it's so weird , they're aware of everything going on but sleep o_o 
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what the fuck did i just see this really or am i dreaming o.o 
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same song was playing on the same station when i got out of the car last night . #weird #t @ northfield , ohio URL 
a warm shower feels way too good when you're tired 😯 
if only it could be 3 degrees colder so i don't have to go to class ⛄where's the snow #wtf 
so i was flipping through the channels and i come across zoey 101 o_o so are they in college or high school ? 
i'm a #chrisbrown fan but i'm not threating to kill someone for his crazyass lol #wtf 
tired isn't even the word . more like dead . 😲 
USERNAME *-* wtf thats half a day o.o 12hours lolol 
oh now your talking to me ? ? #ha #wow 
USERNAME i truly have faith in yu that yu gone make it #random ;') 
so i just got hit on by a female nurse at lrmc ! ! ! o_o 
i swear they made my schedule thisway so i can't go in late leave early #wtf #sosick #dying #tired #killme #schoolsucks #fml #hatemornings 
thinking about my hubby who's been on a bus 2 fort mac (from edmonton) all night . :o / starts a 14 day/12hr shift in -20 c weather . #prayers 
raining and it's cold 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 💦💦💦💦💨💨 😭 😭 😭 
my cat snores just like his dad ... #ridiculous #cute ? #weird 
early morning fieldtrip from #scarbs to #northyork #sleepy 😓 🙈 😵 😴 USERNAME @ bathurst bus URL 
that one depressing song mixed in with more upbeat songs ..... um where did you come from ? o.o 
my eyes feel like someone is stabbing me in them right now . omg 😲 
con razon o_o USERNAME el sexo es una cura perfecta para la depresión . 
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USERNAME ;))) have fun with driving you know who to school #weird #psycho #whatareyoudoing 
if i don't get my phone back by today .. 😡 😤 😲 
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USERNAME o.o idk that bitch name the spanish teacher brhaa 
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hope we don't gotta wait long ! ! o_o (@ blue lot shuttle) URL 
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i called her yesterday and she was at work o_o what is her shift now ? 
USERNAME lmao i can only imagine what they do to you 0.o 
while yall on yall way to school im bouta take it back down 💤 😲 
waking up at 530 to do my hair and get all my stuff ready for this game . #wow #somuchtodo 
USERNAME it very well could be that both houses are haunted . o.o 
my friend has a crush on my crush ! :o 
if i fall asleep at midnight its a guarantee ill be wide awake by 5 am #wtf #whyamiup 
the fact that i have to get up and get ready for school makes me mad considering its senior skip day . ! #sleepy #crazy mom problems 
i have no idea how i'm gonna take this test .. o.o 
up ... up ... and still laying in my comfy bed *yawn* 😲 well not so much . all of my alarms are *singing* 
almost every time i sneeze i can taste mushrooms . #wtf 
i feel like ima miss out on something in school o.o 
i just wanna stay in my bed and sleep all day 😴 😖 😵 
USERNAME USERNAME does that mean the guys that used to change all those lightbulbs at #empirestatebuilding are now #unemployed ? o_o 
today is going to be the longest day ever 😲 
something has gone terribly wrong . i didn't buy anything from cyber monday yesterday 😭 😵 😱 
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if i didn't have a otter box on my phone 24/7 my phone would be 😵 😵 
i will follow you into the dark just came on .. #omg #yespandora 
i thought #oomf was in the picture with a barbie doll but it was a real person o.o 
pretty sure i only slept for like 5minutes last night 😵 💤 #todayshouldbeinteresting 
9 hours of sleep and i'm still tired #wtf #damnit 
i'm so tired , still gotta do my hair 0_o 
the most awkward/scary thing about being in a cab is being on my phone for a while then looking up and not knowing where i am . o_o 
i always have to pee in 4th period it his hits me when i walk in . #wow #mylife 
just realized that i haven't spent my last check . wtf is wrong with me o.o 
i want to go back to bed ! i feel like i've been hit by a bus 😵 🚌 
USERNAME 😮 oh damn i just re-read that .... you just come to mind cuz we went to mon jin lau that night and i liked the song and you ! 
mhmm i love having a busted lip . #wtf #lololol 
sn: #random ... i wonder if our tweets are admissible in the court of law ... 
the mcelroys are sitting on the bus singing #omg . #dying . #lovethem 
i cut my hand on something yesterday and i can't remember doing it and the weird thing is that it's a huge cut #weird 
i'm late to work ! ! ! 😲 .. fuck the thug life lol 
it's me & my hubby's 2 yr anniversary today & he's up in maine ! :o ( 9 yrs 2gether & 2 yrs married ! i'd say we bi-passed the 5 & 7 yr 
i feel like complete shit and i'm tired 😲 😴 
there's like 4 cars in the senior lot ..... i shouldn't be here . #wtf 
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i must have done something right at the gym bc my arms are looking like chicken wings (so sore right now) & my abs hurt when i cough ! ! ! o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME they would be tears of joy tho :o 
last night i let the party get the best of me .. 😲 
my girlfriends nickname for me is koala or koalabear . i don't think i gave her one o.o 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces . 
it's so hard to keep my eyes open 😣 😲 
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so many people i don't know followed me yesterday . 15+ people ? #weird 
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goodmorning punk <3 tehe see you at school if yuu goo o.o love you baby . USERNAME 
this crappy weather makes me want to stay in bed longer . 😲 (at the edge at avenue north) — URL 
i'm like very tired , :o so tired i could sleep right now .-. 
i just thought about something i don't wanna stay home by myself ! 0_o 
i haven't had so many strangers speak to me in spanish in a long time . #weird 
when does anyone ever feel like going to school ? 0_o 
remembering you have 4 o'clocks the rest of the week #succks 😲 
why the fuck am i awake right now ? ? ? #tooearly #noclasstill930 #wtf 
i can now confirm that there are students who slept outside at assembly hall for the game tonight at 9 :3 0 ! #wow 
i ask for a bacon , egg & cheese and they give me a corn muffin .. 😑 #wtf 
so there's 100% chance of rain/snow ..... 0_o wtf does that mean 
USERNAME yoo what the fuck ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? you got cut ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? :o 
i hope it doesn't snow o.o i gotta walk home 
so my mom just told me about a voice saying , waking her up this morning . 😳 #um #wtf 
so i fell asleep on my laptop ... woke up cause i didn't feel good , went to the bathroom , and my nose started bleeding o.o tf ? ! 
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a couple hours with my baby today ? count me in ! ! :) my big girl is gonna drive us home :o <3 USERNAME 
o_o that sex dream i had about USERNAME had to wake up & bust one early this morning . 
sitting next to someone who smells like old cigarettes 😵 😵 #killme 
USERNAME saw ur videos , i like the way u talk . #random 
i haven't opened my backpack since last time i had class like a week and a half ago , i open it today and half my stuff is missing #wtf 
what happens if i get to school late ? :o will i still get to be in class ? 
ehem rt USERNAME : hal terindah dalam hidup ku adalah mencintai diri mu :o 
the thing is .. i don't wanna go to class 😲 🔫 
df my 1st period teacher knows how i walk :o fucking stalker ! 
hair won't stay curly , but won't stay straight . #wtf 
math 8 - 8:50. the snow is slowly starting to cover the grass o.o ... (@ wcc technology building) URL 
USERNAME omg 😯 😯 😯 i have it before work all the time and it makes me think of christmas bc it only comes out at christmas time 😋 😋 😋 
um . is knitting allowed on a plane ? #wtf i'm kinda freaked out with these long sharp objects 
USERNAME omg , i do the same thing ! :o #coolkids . 
USERNAME i still have to get to school and shower 😵 🛀 
i better make sure my phone on silent , leah might try calling me like i did to her last time i stayed home :o 
senior year made me hate school 😲 😤 😠 especially being at davies -,- 
supposedly someone from work is creeping on me via twitter #weird lol my life 
#last night i was getting #tu on a #monday 😵 👍👌 
my study hall teacher wont let me go to the library #wtf 
not even 8 yet & im crying lol i seriously wish i was dead #wtf 
lol just got woken up to the birthday song ! thank you , USERNAME 🎂 😮 😊 😁 URL 
USERNAME jazz should be pretty fun to learn ! but all of it ! ? :o 
10 minutes early to my 8am instead of 10 minutes late #thisisweird #wow #gome 😯 👍 
the fact that i'm sore from conditioning yesterday says a lot about by physical capabilities right now #yikes #outofshape 😯 
literally in class for 5 seconds and got kicked out #wtf 
help help . basically had a heart attack . #wow 
USERNAME you in a dress with tights on ? ? ! ohh lizziee :o 
being up early makes me a furious princess . especially because i woke up on my own . #wtf #princessproblems #seriously 
i was determined to have a better day , but these ppl are already fucking it up ..... #wtf 
USERNAME yeah , you just fall off your couch randomly . unless you just like falling o.0 haha 
cuz it automatically made me a failure in life o.0 i'm not sure how that works ... but yup 
phone dry ' tl dry ' everything dry . fml 😵 🔫 
why did i just wait outside of USERNAME class so we could walk to spanish together .... #omg #wahh 
it's almost december and my brother is wearing khaki shorts to school #crazy 
pissed though . i could have been sleeping ! :o 
im not going to school & im still up this early 😒 #wtf 
hate waking up at 630 and not feeling tired at all , but then i go to sleep for another hour and a half and wake up feeling dead tired #wtf 
wow omg ! i just got a text ! :o lol that shit was crazy , hehe i put my phone down after the last tweets and bam ! i got a text ! im happy =p 
the later i go to sleep the more awake i am #weird #why 
oh my gosh these math papers are horrible . mental breakdown . #teacheraideprobs #crazy 
babbyy all i wanntt for christmass iss youu USERNAME #inlove #6monthsthursday #crazy #loveherr #1inamillion 
kristen stewart and rob pattinson are having a baby ? ? ? ! ! ? ! #wtf 
i think i'm in the hood of san antonio ... 😵 
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females kill me . screaming #teamproudmommy #teamilovemykids & all this non sense , but u jus uploaded a pic of u half naked . 😧 😦 😲 
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USERNAME lmao ! i was tipsy there , i went gone at the after party . o.o lol 
i don't have school and i'm awake .. #wtf #ineedsleep #helpme 
880n @ industrial (ala ): :o ak arpt 12 min oakland 18 min castro vy 9 min 
i just seen a brown and white deer #random bt i swear ! it had horns n everything bro 
USERNAME working most likely :| i haven't even seen creo's face lately :o 
either ill be too cold or i can't get comfortable .___. or i gotta pee or i'm thirsty or hungry .. o.o 
listening to some of the people in this class and how ridiculously stupid they are , literally makes me want to kill myself . 😵 🔫 #canttakeit 
i guess you guys didn't understand the difference between a in elementary school o.0 
i had some of the strangest dreams last night . i swear i could write a beatles song with some of the crap i dream about . #weird #dreams 
when i have to sneeze but i can't <<< 😯 
cleaning agents - the forbidden zone . who do these eliminate ? 💀 😵 😬💀 @ reading area community college URL 
as soon as my head hits that pillow , ill be out until work tonight . i'm literally exhausted . 😴 😵 #night 
makapagmura , wagas ... makatawa wagas ... lahat wagas ahh , sign na ba yan ng end of the world ? o.o 
USERNAME and the other boys aka the wanted . #crazy 
partially strained achilles tendon , live show still happening tonight at 7pm-8pm #wtf #update 
can't remember the last time my face broke out this bad .. 😬 😯 #stress 
every day second peiord it feels like i'm legit giving birth #worstpainever #weird #imdying 
wow . wateva . fuck you to then . #wtf #fucku 
good morning ! ! ! 😵 @ huntington hall URL 
i wonder when they're going to make this - o_o - emoji . i use big eye , little eye more than i use emoji's . 
#random : every time i read books , papers , stories , etc ., i narrate with a british accent . unintentionally . #goodmorning 
why is the drive thru to starbucks all the way out to 77 ? #crazy 
i noticed i do most of my tweeting in the morning .. #weird 
USERNAME omg . yes . the things she says and the way she says it ... woah . o.0 
USERNAME do you think it'll have gc support ? :o 
about to spend over $400 in car repairs o_o i can hear my pockets screaming lol . gotta be done sooner or later , might aswell get it done now 
my teacher could easily be mistaken for a serial killer . o.o ! 
id rather die than be in algebra right now 😲 🔫 
i hate guys who lie about having gfs #wtf 😡 
😂 i just finished rt USERNAME holy shit lights almost when out while im takken a shit ! 😳 😵 😲 
all my friends have babys or are having babys .... i kinda want in ... o_o 
& it was canes ! he couldn't even get the box combo 😮 
wonder what this important meeting at work is gonna be about :o 
you do the same thing to every girl ..... #fake #flirt #player #wtf . 
that moment when u give sumbdy the wrong number nd they call while u still standin there 0_o 
dammit i forgot my headphones at home ! ! ! ! 😣 😭 😖 😲 now what am i supposed to do during class ..... 😢 
so tired i think i'd rather bee in bed with my eyes closed on a comfy pillow 😵 🔫 
ughh this whole time diff thing is trowing me off 😵 😬 
bite the pillow i'm going in dry o.0 @ northeast high school URL 
i'm awake before 9 in the first times in weeks , a month even . #wtf 
up early feeln like shit . craving . for ice creaam o.o 
wow this guy really upset after dating a hoe for 3 months #wtf #pullittogether 
not having a good morning . so tired ! ! ! ! i need to sleep . o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME you guys remember this fun stuff ! ? #backinschool 😲 🔫 URL 
USERNAME use the web mail app ? haha . that’s what i do . :o 
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fuucckk i forgot to do my avid homework 😲 😫 
this shit i have to remember for work is ridiculous #omg 
USERNAME USERNAME lmao ! i need a nappy :( been up since 6 ! o_o 
i had the wierdest dream ever omg whats wrong with me ? :o 
the pool is supposed to smell like chlorine not cake batter . it's too early for this odd nonsense . #confused #weird 
someone in my class could not understand the difference of nationality and religion when it came to judaism ... #what #whoareyou #wow 
hello . 😯 @ usa laidlaw performing arts center URL 
shelby wont shut up about wanting to go to jamaica #wtf #random 
i honestly don't think i've got a 100% on any tests or quizes this year #wtf 
USERNAME oh dang , where do you work ? ? :o i sometimes work mornings but usually swing shift ... 
saw the coolest soda machine ever least night . #wow USERNAME USERNAME 
never thought the mayo clinic was this big until you actually see it in person . #wow 
i see the coach at oakridge is fuvking with the jits ! o.o woah 
soo the systems down at work & i'm falling asleep at my desk ! ! ! o_o o_o 
yes , i tweet watch my bestfrand sll the tone . o.o 
yeah so my steps were iced over this morning and i fell so my knee is killing me 😲 
had a dream my earring was hurting me . woke up and i was holding the darn thing in my hand all night .. don't remember taking it out . #weird 
it's going to be in the high 70s this whole week in texas ! 🌵☀⛅ #wtf 
steroids beg closed and we have school i'm fucking done 👊 😵 😪 😭 
USERNAME jajaja , no , no , acabo de llegar hace una hora :o , me faltan 2 materias pase ya todas menos matemáticas :c 
i seriously overslept ! and almost missed my speech ! 😵 
apparently when you sing tiny dancer at a restaurant people look at you funny . #weird thanks USERNAME 
feels like 5 degrees ? ? ? #wtf #socold URL 
braxton miller is going to ny for the heisman but is 2nd team big ten #wow 
USERNAME oh dear god ill have to learn something like that around 1230, i'm with you 😵 🔫 
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girl it is 15 degrees out .. i'm freezing in jeans and a fur jacket and somehow your struttin it in a skirt . #crazy URL 
being told you have swag o.o .-. by people you don't even know o.o .. thank you granger x) #uhmotay 
why did zay wake up this early ? blehh o_o 
steve got me hooked on coffee .... o_o (@ nyc love street coffee) URL 
i stop playi' guitar for final week . yet , after seeing ur video with raisa , i grab it & play :o USERNAME gosh , it's so hard 2 concentrate 
USERNAME right ? ! i was already sick , and now im sick again ! :o 
i end up with more doodles than notes on my papers ... 😮 
this girl in front of me was wearing flip flops #wtf #creepin URL 
#random miracle whip is the on my kind of mayonnaise i can eat 
USERNAME boobo o.o n the real . those cat pictures had me in tears . my wifey got dis ! ! if we're asu sluts then imma proud ass slut #justsayin 
this girl stretched and u cud see the top of her pubes , get that shit under control 😵 
just registered for a winter online class . getting so close to graduating ! 2 more semesters ! 😮 😳 ☺ 
just realized i paid for our dinner and that sucks . i don't have a penis . #wtf #nobudsforme 
USERNAME tej , nie wiem :o nie mam weny :x 
why do some people stretch when they explain something ? #weird 
i'm think i'm the only guy in texas city that doesn't like taq breakfast burritos lol . that shits nasty . o.o 
USERNAME jayykayy babee , you=hater ? ! pshh neverr ! :o 
USERNAME i do too . i don't know most of my followers . :o 
how the hell are you going to recall a hip implant ? #wtf 
when this kid says hi to me and starts talking to me but i've never talked to him in my life ... or when he asks me if he smells #wtf 
USERNAME would a guy stroll into holmes with rollerblades on #wtf 
oh shit i just remembered that i had a project to start today in 2 of classes . o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #g _ o_o _d_m_o_r_n_i_n_g to the #boss and #bossfam #muchlove 
my perfectly tan ass needs to get some sleep o_o .. 
USERNAME fuck that ! ! who had ppl do that ? #wtf 
sometimes i get emotional when i listen to boy band music .. #random but #truee 
this hidden part at the end of #101 tho ! ! ! o_o 'hallelujah ! ! ! ' siing gorl ! ! ! USERNAME #girlonfire 
mike gave me a triple shot in my coffee this morning . . i think i'm gonna have a heart attack . 😵 #shaking 
USERNAME you ready for today ? i get outta class at 11. 😮 💨 
woah ... i slept through the night and i wasn't listening to my atl playlist ... o_o maybe it's a holiday thing ... 
why is this room freezing ! ? 😱 😯 😬❄ #burr 
when kiki makes you seven layer dream bars . #omg #yes #heaven 
omg ... i wouldn't explain the feeling as fear ... i really don't have a word that can fully capture this feeling right here ! ! ! #weird maybe¿¿ 
dat negro i was hiding from the whole time .. i ran into him 0.o good thing i was with my brother , he assumed it was my man & keep it moving 
USERNAME oh yea i forgot you switched lol it was the o_o face lol 
this wait is long ugh ! :o (@ nsu: horvitz administration building) URL 
USERNAME somebody mentioned it yesterday and i was like o_o 
USERNAME i got carried away , i liked them all :o lol 
USERNAME this shit is making me sick 😵 😵 😵 
if you only work 10hours a week dont call out becuase it might snow . now i have work on my day off . #wtf #idontlikesloots #fuckit 
where the heck is benton , in . apparently that is where my location is ... i am downtown on campus . #weird 
yesterday felt like early summer hot sunny n dry; today is cold , dark n rainy ! ? #crazyweather o.o 
i don't feel like i got any sleep .... fuck ! :o 
woke up and my face looks like this .... i'm #ruined #wtf @ hood hall URL 
i'm afraid to ask this , but do you wanna venture to the gym too USERNAME i know you said you wanted to get back after vacay lol :o 
USERNAME USERNAME şeyma hssdfjhsdhf bi tane daha berilzge vakası mı :o 
never in my life will i help take care of kindergartners 😡 😵 🔫 
it's the last week before the last month of 2012 #crazy 
badweather ☁☔❄ #rain #sucks #crazy #mothernature #why #nobueno #school @ bergen community college URL 
#ihatethatfeelingwhen you sleep through all of your classes . 😮 
USERNAME i think los angeles needs a top shop :o like foreals though that will be my favorite store fuck forever 21 
dear USERNAME i am just fine . i hope you are okay ! #jerseys #thatsmygirl #missouri #wtf #whereami ? 
how are girls wearing flip flops it's 30 outside and on and off again snow #crazy 
don't fall sleep till almost 4am . wakes up at 9. goes to bed at 11pm , cant wake up till 12pm .... what ? my body is freaking weird . #weird 
day 3 of donut craving and we've still yet to get some . #wtf #iowacity #teamrobthomas 
i dont know if i should still do the bonfire on saturday ? o_o 
you know those people that are like and then you punch through their skin and take their heart . 😃 ❤ 😵 
people are really blasting music at this hour .. #crazy 
five degrees outside -5 in my car had to use my ice shaver on the inside of my car #wtf 
it smells like vomit on one side of the school and feces on the other . #wtf USERNAME 
USERNAME we always miss school on the same days #weird 
"USERNAME chiefs' jamaal charles asked for peyton manning's autograph after loss to broncos: URL #wtf #comonman 
my brothers bm said she she was pregnant about a month ago .. but the ultrasound last week said 34 1/2 weeks o.o . #gotcha ! 
USERNAME i actually don't remember even having a dream o.o 
nothing better than watching a lady give birth . 😲 
note to self ... white fudge covered oreo's bad ! heartburn like a mofo ! :o 
here we go xmas songs all day everyday at the salon 😩 😵 🔫 
o_o lol cootie queen ---> rt USERNAME i'm no lesbian , but i do appreciate a nice ass . i really do . 
field trip to the children's museum with pre-k ! they are fascinated by the bus ride #goodstart 😳 😮 
USERNAME :o d; imma cry ! if you didn't get them , im sure i didn't get them :( 
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called in to work . skipping my classes . not leaving this bed all day . #sickkitty #dying 😷😫 😲 
looks like my twitter finally posted all my pictures from last week ? #wtf #droidproblems 
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apologize if i say anything i don't mean . :o 
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USERNAME both . i fell off a 4300 foot waterfall on a mattress i had on a hot tub in the ocean . #wtf 
feeling particularly sociable today . something very , very rare for me . #weird 
i never thought that i would lose my best friend of 12 years to some asshole who doesn't care about her one bit . #wtf #movealong 💔 
165 years after discovery that docs washing hands prevents infection over half of health pros don't ! ? ! #wow #health URL 
USERNAME USERNAME yea ... isnt bill johnson the pr guy ... o.0 
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why do straight boys always hit each other to say hello ? it's so violent . #wtf #gay 
USERNAME had a dream that i did the sun drop soda dance at your post wedding bridal shower . #weird lol 
when under stress next move is #workout i don't need 🚬🍹 😮 
i .. i think ... i think i just bought ezoo tickets for 2013. #omg #paymentplanz 
why have a library when the books u need aren't even in it #wtf 
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USERNAME you might hurt your self if you think that much :o 
this kid just said bless you to me in french #wtf 
feels weird not having a backpack at school . o.o 
USERNAME o.o puts my 3d transform efforts to shame ! shame i say ! 
... this fucka said whhaat ? ! 😯 oh really ? 
gained 10lbs since i started college #truth #fatty 😁 😔 😮 
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so on my way to skool right now a there's a little boy talking to a tree 0_o 
why does my gatorade taste like gummy bears ? o.o 
jamarr asked me can i be his girlfriend 0_o ctfu 
that terrible feeling that i won't get to see my brother chago till next summer #shootme 😵 🔫 
found out adidas means all day i dream about sex #criminaljustice ohh 😮 
weird feeling this morning in which i remember part of the cast of characters in my dreams but not what happened . #weird 
coach jones is watching breaking dawn part 2 :o on her computer 
that means your tongue will stick out and you can't get it in , and your eyes won't shut . #wtf 
i had my first sex dream last night .. #weird 
she being shady forreal ! i'm just shakim friend now ? oh iight lol 😯 
there are grown men @ the gynocologist with their wives sucking on lolipops from the childrens basket .... #weird 
this is a frustrating day/week/end of the semester . two weeks left till the end of the semester , car doesn't work , a lot to do . #crazy #life 
nope , i didn't see the air jordan sign tatted on the right side of this chicks face ? ? nope i didn't see that at all 😮 
that guy in class who wears batting gloves when it's cold out ..... o.o 
people on twitter are wild #random #true but i like the diversity 😏 😏 😏 
ok . s o.o omf tryin to stunt on me in my dm . swerve 
just as many snake girls then there is guys #wow #smh 
somethings i don't understand about girls , even though i am a girl o.o 
omg ! ! my eye esta poquito inchado 😲 ughh 
moms in surgery to her boobs redone and another tummy tuck . #wow 
at least there were snacks ? o.o allo , gorgeous people . xo x} 
USERNAME those alarms this morning had to be apart of our dreams .. i literally had 10 set . 😮 
but fuck how do i take an exam on 3 hours of sleep ? 😬 😲 😖 😩 
el habito no hace el monjo .... wtf ? o.o 
they don't call it dead week for nothing 😲 #imdead #tired 
USERNAME i didn't know how to do a single thing on that quiz 😲 
this dude just sat down on the floor across from me , and i'm pretty sure he just took a picture of me . #creepedout 😯 📷 
pitt state and washburn on the sm north stadium scoreboard ? ? #wtf 
USERNAME 😮 we definitely arent in the hatch anymore . seems so long ago already . 
USERNAME you go to school out there ? ! that's far o.o #dammn 
when a teacher calls my name and the girl in front me has the same name and she thinks i'm making fun of her 0_o #awkward 
USERNAME if it was a lady then yes ! ! :o 
i tweet the weirdest stuff when i drink hahaha #wtf 
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i havent seen babe in 10 days :o #holycrap #imissmyboyfriend 
why this girl look like dani o.o i almost died ! 
bitch who is u ? ? ? ? ? (long pause) o.o my mufuckin point ! ! ! ! ! ! 
i've spent $20 on eyeliner in the past week , but i have no eyeliner #wtf #lost 
USERNAME :o you know i don't like the truth ! 
this teacher plays with the light switches every time he comes into class , wouldn't you have figured out what they do by now . #omg 
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this debate will be the death of me 😲 #killmenow #shouldhavestudied 
USERNAME awhh :( did they give you medicine ? :o 
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this chick needs to hurry and eat her peanut butter crackers ! #yuck 😷 😵 
dated my cousin for 2 days break up then ask me out #wtf #nothanks #illpass 
not having anymore skips on pandora , then chief keef comes on #killmenow #stationchange #wtf ! ! ! 
my mom just pointed out virginville and laughed hahah #wtf 
i don't even remember taking the pictures i am getting tagged in 😮 
in newark & it's snowing 😑 😮 😦 😧 😨 😰 😰 😥 
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is it raining , & the sun coming out ? #random 
thinking about it . i forgot where i parked #wtf 
umm i guess he cute too ? o.o lol ni mergas ! 
what time does zaxby's open ? 11 :o o right ? 
did keke say that she was going to turn her phone off on me ? ? ? 😮 
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قطفت ورده وقصدي بس لها لقيت الورد يخجل منها :o ! ! 
my brain is mush after having to watch 2 hr training videos the past 3 1/2 hrs . o.o 
USERNAME naw ... i just sleep wild af o_o lmao 
USERNAME wasn't part of your trip pure agony and insecurity ? ? ? :o 
omgosh ! ! i just found a piece of gray hair in my head ! o.o 
back to the gym after almost 2 weeks , feels #weird . 
i got my bae to stay outta school sinc im suspended ;) 11.1.12 :o 
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😰 just had the worst nightmare ever #omg 😭 😱 😨 
i may not be where i wanna be but i'll be there , and i pimp hard like that i don't need a broke nigga on my arm like that ., 😲 
i can feel myself getting sick ... #great 😲 😷 
when USERNAME ruins eating a taco cause he bites from the other end .. #wtf . #donthavegerms 
that awkward moment when you accidentally take a picture with instagram in class and it makes noise #wow 
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so much to do this week art , sewing , 2 papers and a powerpoint speech 😵 😿 #waytomuch #saveme #cantwaitforwinterbreak ! 
my face , my boobs , my head , my back , my legs , my arms hurt . everything hurts . #wtf 
USERNAME you're bored in a city like dubai ? ! :o 
USERNAME lol they were going inn . it was so tense i was like yesyesyes the teacher was sitting there like o_o ! 
definitely had the sudden fear of realizing that i woke up in a bed that is not mine . i guess several shots of bourbon will do that . #wow 
when i'm in the work truck people look at me like -____- but when i'm driving my car people look at me like o.o #idontgetit 
oh yeah .. i forgot , my boy never hooked up with you ! butt ... :o 
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i've been up for like an hour already , idk why ? o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME i'm ready to cry over this lol i'm still sitting here reading the powerpoint review notes ! 😲 
whoa , dreads girl took her dreads out :o she's got an afro thing going on . 
thank god for this coffee right now i think i'm dying 😵 
it's ok i'll just tell people i have a cat #wtf #weirdo USERNAME USERNAME 
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apworld history will be the death of me . 😵 #apwh #dbqessays 
i need to be to class in 4 minutes ... nd i'm still in bed . ( o_o ) 
USERNAME rebel ! ! i usually go to class . not that i don't wanna play video games though :o 
as soon as one of justin's song's started playing it started to snow #omg 
when you don't kno your baby daddy ii be lookun like this ----> o_o 
it's weird when i have dreams of people i've never even met 😮 
USERNAME this sounds like an adderall tweet to me .. lol this thought along with you tweeting a heck of a lot this morning 💊 😮 👉 😝 😝 😝 
it's weird when i have dreams of people i've never even met 😮 
i wonder how many tardies and absents i have :o 
USERNAME ohh noes ! ! that's no bueno :o hopefully it'll go away soon and you can go back to song covers ^.^ hahaaha 
USERNAME really ? that’s interesting . i actually find it easier to type on the iphone vs ipad . 0.o 
huh ... it's been a pretty good morning . #weird #illtakeit 
gottah go home then come all the way back to turn in my permission slip after school . gottah turn it in by 3:15 :o 
people are so #weird ... just listen to half the shit that is said when your just sitting around . 
that awkward moment when your guest lecturer is a flamboyant version of one of your ex boyfriends #weird 
😶 😶 😶 😯 😯 😟 😟 😲 😲 😮 😷😤 so cold ! 
it was about i went 9 months and i didn't know i was prego . then i woke up and my mom was in here watching that show #wtf #thatshitcraycray 
so manu can retweet my shit but can't text me back 0_o fuck type of shit is that ? 
when you feel like a conductors hair is going to fly off his head because he's moving so much .. #bored #random tweet 
USERNAME i pretty much died when jenelle said that . can she get anymore ridiculous ? #crazy 
i swear to god i never heard dont like before g . o.o . d music jumped on the track *shrugs* 
i wonder wat my boyfriend is doiin right about nw . o_o 
my environmental teacher is giving a kid extra credit for smoking a cig in front if class . #wtf 
... okay maybe i exaggerated just a little bit 😮 
the best part about break is that you get to go home and then you'll be in england for 4 months like #wow 
that awkward moment when you're walking and then you start thinking about how you're walking , and you feel like you're walking weird o_o 
o_o “USERNAME california beach tragedy blamed on 'sneaker waves' (+video) URL 
had three dreams last night and i was brutally murdered in all three #wtf #somthingsup #buyingagun 
so u chose to be a for halloween but what don't make sence is to dress up as something u already are 24_7 365 #random #ijs 
seriously , why did i dream about dragon ball z last night 0_o 
had no idea this beach looked like this #wow @ red reef park URL 
i'm always so nosey when the sheriff is at the elementary school . 😶 😮 👃👃👃 
i'm already tired . is my iron low ? 😲 😏 
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i just had cereal with water and it actually didn't taste that bad #crazy 
USERNAME the best part about break is that you get to go home and then you'll be in england for 4 months like #wow 
shine bright like a 💎 ... songs that make me want to kill myself ? 😵 🔫 
skip 2nd hour cause i didn't do the homework & she doesn't even check it ... #onlyme #wow 
these people are cuddling on a couch in the library . like legit spooning . #wtf 
#random USERNAME was my favorite basketball player back in high school 
i just got sir'd by a student teacher ... getting old #wtf 
78 today , honestly i wouldnt mind fall now ..... #toowarm #wtf 
log onto fb instantly see two girls having a photo shoot in their bathroom . #wtf 
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this bitch wants us to get up and do jumping jacks #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME i just saw a guy with an imlay city fire rescue jacket on ! ! #omg 
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class is supposed to be over and domingo picks another presenter #wtf 
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i made a mistake , so you get to suffer because of it #teacherlogic #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME why you telling him . to shut up ? :o 
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it's gonna be so weird seeing the people i've been making memories with for the past four years move on with their lives #crazy #timeflies 
when the ice cream machine queefs on you . #omg #sonicgirlprobz 
oh my god this sub , fuckin shot me now 😲 🔫 
is it sad that i got a job just so i could save up enough money to go to a 1d concert o.o 
oh my god this sub , fuckin shoot me now 😲 🔫 
that moment when the person in the car next to me stares at me while i'm singing #idgaf 😮 🎶🎶 
USERNAME it might take everybody texting him . lol how you get his number ? ? o_o 
i'm regretting my decision to take online classes right about now . #nomotivation #someonekillme 😲 
30mins late .. ? i thought caucasians were always peculiarly early for things . you mean to tell me i made it here first ? ! ? ! o_o 
seriously ? my roommate is sleeping , again ! bitch , i need to study and i can't when the room is so dark ! #wtf #killme #stopsleeping 
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apparently , the infographics class at usc required everyone's final project to be about tarheel basketball ... #random 
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just pierced my friends lip durin study hall #omg hahaha 
USERNAME boots , and hair parts ... they were like identical ! ! ! they even looked up at the same time :o 
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buttons off a fat bitch blazer ! ! ! ! 😲 
had the 3most werideat . dreams ! :o from killing snakes joseph being home me dancing to me being mad at my sister ... lol wtf ! 
hopefully i don't slip , fall , and bust my ass with all this snow on the ground . o_0 
finding out yur little cousin goes to your school :o ! ? 
USERNAME i hate when that happens ! ! :o it happens to me when i wake up early and just lay in bed 
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the crankiest ppl haven't had any in a while . make life easier and get some . #random 
i hate how you follow and add all my friends #notjealous #weird 
USERNAME hahahaha i'm gonna shit myself if you do 😆 😂 😵 
assistant manager said fuck this im going to the back and smoke a blunt you want to hit it lmao :o 
i feel hella old when kids tell me their birth year . 1992-1994 like y'all are 18+ already :o 
man i was cutting something out vibin n shit then my headphones got n the way n i cut em 😲 😒 wdf 
USERNAME really ? should be a crime to read walking disaster plus write a review on it , when its not due out until 4ever ! 😉 😮 . #jealous 
i just like cats okay ! ? #somean #whydontyouloveme ? #wow USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME URL 
USERNAME is that you in your icon ? ! :o 
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i hate having to go over to the school now o_o 
just heard a solider call his wife a dumb ass #wtf #needstolearnrespect 
USERNAME told me he was ok o_o .. he's not .. cheer up day day .. i can't talk trash if you down :( 
USERNAME shit myself ... again ! literally 😐 😐 😯 😯 
captain crunch is fire but it always scratch the roof of my mouth .. lol .. #random #breakfast #feedme #hungry #whocookin 
in #konagrill and this guy asks another guy who walks in .. hmm ... #random 
who are you ? why do you keep following all my close friends on ig after you like all my pictures . #stalker #weird 
but why he tryna get drunk on a tuesday tho ? o.o lol 
USERNAME :o what is it . is it food ? cause im hungry . 
USERNAME it's freezing outside and your wearing shorts ? ! smh .. 😒 #crazy 
da fuq twitter ? ! ? ! send me my damn notifications ! ! ! 😵 😡 #annoying 
wow one month ago today i turned 20. #crazy #feelslikeyesterday 
i'm soo tired o_o . today should be a snow day . perfect day for staying in bed and cuddling (and maybe doing work -_-) 
and you can't even fit the clothes in the store o_o 
USERNAME atleast you had that an good as mileage haha i get 9 mpg 😲 
my mom doesn't know i moved out of the house 😂 #omg 
melanie just took a weird selfie and i was stareing at her like diz o_o 
think i'm bout to get sick from eating all this cake😩 😥 😮 
USERNAME omg stephanie they said you gave them my number . i'm so confused ! ! 😳 😯 
my history professor just told us to bathe once a day or at least spray fabreeze on ourselves . #lolol #wtf 
the guy next to ne is driving with sunglasses ... is the snow too bright for you sir ? #weird 
not sure what came over me , but i feel like i want another tattoo . #weird 
i legitimately do not understand anything in this calc clas ... #wtf #fml #bawling 
gave my mama my debit card to get one thing . i had a dream she was splurgin ! o_0 
i still have notes from last year , the year before , and this year ... o.o i should really clean out my dresser ... reading them breaks me . 
*walks into kitchen , looks out the window* oh shit ! .. i really just noticed this snow o.o 
USERNAME must be period time cause you're too sensitive 😮 😬 
whelp i know where my tax returns are going this spring #fuckcheapjewelry #fuckinflation :o ( URL 
it's weird how i had that dream and today is two months ! :o he is definitely talking to me ! 
i just go braid my hair a lil bit .. even tho the braids aint gonna stay in . o_o 
not hearing a word from you in two days #weird #hopeyourokay #missyou 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME you all are missing an enthralling rossi lecture on multiculturalism . 😁 😵 
USERNAME i thought it was someone i knew haha then when i looked back over i was like ohp it's lily 😮 😆 
1 hw assignment due , 1 lab case study due , 1 exam , 1 presentation , and 2 teacher interviews due all in one day ! 😵 🔫 #busyday #helpme 
*answers phone* me: hello person: ........ *bing* .... goodbye . me: o_o . im gonna die  
USERNAME <----- talks about me because i'm scared of love o.o bruh i'm kicking you on friday ! 
USERNAME one of these days you're actually gonna do it .... #illjoinyou 😳 😜 😲 
kaed called my mom to tell her happy birthday and then said #omg 
USERNAME yeah a while ago . we gotta talk about that project due thursday ! i need to know what the assignment is 😵 🔫 
my click be turnt up to the maax ...... i got them g . o.o . n . s they bout dat a . c . t . i . o . n .... 
USERNAME holy fuck my mom dod that too ... why ? ? #wtf 
ppl pronouncing my name wrong even while reading it off my license ... #wtf 
i just had to write a poem for my fsus class . #wtf 
feeling #refreshed #revived & #recharged ... 2012 was #great but 2013 will be #crazy ! ! #god #family #hustle 
today: rain/snow: 'wintry mix' ? .. oh , you mean 'dirty slush' day .. let's skip the .. must have been a typographical error , obviously . o_o >;) 
if smoking weed slows down time , .. why does it feel like everything is moving 50000000 miles a second and im constantly going back in time :o 
USERNAME put events on my calendar . now they are also on my work calendar as well ...... 😯 😯 😯 
wow that guy said you should lose 60 70 pounds and said he never loved her #wow #jerryspringer 
USERNAME he's 27 and has 4 kids o.o hahaha boo ! ! ! ! it's okay he can still buy me starbucks though ! 
why were all the kardashians in my dream last night #weird 
USERNAME damn my nigga , i gotta turn you in 😯 
i just pulled on a wish-bone with my sister , and tied ! #wtf 
USERNAME they both matt huffman ! ? ! ? :o 
this weird girl is on the computer for blind dates , it must mean literally blind :o 
damn why do you have to be so good looking #wow 
cincinnati scares me , i've been in the hood , i saw a fight about to happen at night and they had guns so i've been scared ever since :o 
had a dream someone threw my slaughter house cd away . o_o 
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just sprain my fucking knee once again ! ! ! ! its bad when ur body is ahcustom to the pain #wtf 
but i think my cute little professor is speaking a different language in our lecture today 😲 🔫 #shootmenow #zooprobs 
it's almost noon here , need to sleep o_o good mornight tl , i'll catch up later tonight ^_^ 
USERNAME tonight should be a goodnight ! 😚 💨 😲 😲 😎 
random kid says i look like lindsay lohan and yells step away from linsday lohan to everyone that passes . hahaha #wtf USERNAME 
it's 11:55 and USERNAME aint call me yet ! ! ! 0_o #shocking . 
what if 11:11 wishes actually come true but there is one person in the world wishing for everyone else's wishes not to come true ? " #wtf 
can't wait for the drive home from columbia ! 😮 
wtf ! ! did my last post just say that i was in nevada ? ? ? ? o_o 
boys should love winter ... every girl is running around wearing spandex o.o 
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guy in the green shirt just won another car in the show case ! ! ! ! #omg #lucky 
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sucks for all you guys barely going to school , ha ! i would be in 3rd period already :o 
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this dude left his woman for some blowup dolls cause he said they dont talk back o_o 
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whenever i'm watching a movie , i always fall asleep . :o 
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fell asleep across 2 bean bags and woke up with my phone on my face .. #wtf #sober 
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whitney houston dies and allofasudden her family on tv o.o #fyl #gyl 
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sharing deep secrets to each other and realizing yall been through the exact same stuff ... o.o USERNAME 
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damn , i didn't know halloween was coming again .... o_o 
raise your hand if you wish you were balls deep in a bad bitch ( o.o )/ 
#random . yeah . i tweet like that a lot . what ? problem ? guilty ? shamed ? think i give a fuck ? ? #awee u shud b disappointed cuz i dont 
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USERNAME lol aye youngin did uu dm me back o.o ? 
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in off for the weekend and there's nothing to do and no one to talk to #wtf 
8 hours into a relationship is not the time to declare your undying love . #wtf 
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i have to sleep with my fan on , bevause i have to have some kind of sound in the background or i can't sleep .... #weird 
encouraging people to grow facial hair while plotting to buy as many slim jims as possible from 7-11 #random #thebeststarttothanksgivingever 
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sister: why you don't talk to monica no more ? me: who tf is monica ? o_o 
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i never dated a girl that wasnt latina . #weird . 
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USERNAME what am i supposed to use to clean it ? i use something from sally's cos some girl told me too :o 
USERNAME ijust hitch hiked over here idecied to get drunk in vegas &; get married with omar :'d jk idk why it says that ? &; really :o 
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girls <3 . gods creation for man . you see otherwise . i don't understand 0_o 
watched project x for the very first time . #wow 
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USERNAME what's on ur shirt ? ? ? ? :o 
USERNAME just told me #justinbeiber 's mom is 38 years old . #omg 
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the things i’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya . lol #random as fuck 
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USERNAME not whole family . i'm not there ! ! ! #choppedliver #wtf 
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so wait ? my kind of cookies or their kind of cookies 0.o 
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lotta retweets , by a lot of random people ? how do you even seen my tweets lol #weird 
she said she suck dick for pennies o.o ? dafuqq 
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USERNAME i have an astigmatism so they havent been prescripted yet o_o 
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o.o my hubbie just rolled over in bed and kicked me in the butt ! ! ! ! thanks babe . love you too . now to go back to sleep . #goodnight 
i love mama dukes volunteering me to help my cousin do bio law medical hw #wtf 
i wanna txt but soon as my phone go off he gone wake up looking like 0_o 
USERNAME i'm pretty much on my own for thanksgiving o_o 
sometimes when you love someone you throw all reason out the window to believe them .. but it's time to wake the fuck up 😲 
manee hate a hoe . my head hurts from the rocks .. lol 😅 😵 
listening too music just makes me think ... #yep #im #weird 
fake friends are so stupid . i hope that never happens to me :o 
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geeze lindsay ... #wtf @ university village 2000 building URL 
USERNAME its halo :o the live thingy so ...... you only have like 3 mins to play it 
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i've never heard my mom talk about weed ! the things alcohol does to you .. haa #random 
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looking at my tv guide and there is a show on called 1 girl 4 gays . #wtf lol 
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USERNAME jossh , i never hear or see youu cuss .. :o 
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USERNAME partying up in this niggas room 😲 🍺🍻 .... #imtrippy 
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waitin in the car ... in lafayette .... by myself . #weird 
i just realized that i have a dog allergic to gluten #wtf 
been working on photos since i've been home , only had 3 left to finish one client but i just couldn't anymore , i'm so pooped ! 😲 
eww i saw a pic of robles & eww ! he looks fat ! well just chunky . i think it's the picture . 😱 😱 😱 😵 😯 😑 😑 
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met debby ryan (: #debbyryan #omg #disney #disneyland #lol breannaasummerr #ew #my #hair #she #l @ oswald's URL 
its so quiet outside . until i hear an owl ! and a horse #wtf #ialmostwetmyself 
s/o to quinton 😵 💨🍃 he a real nigga ... 
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USERNAME lol na guys can have that . if a girl has that , then that's a problem o.o lol 
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USERNAME does ms . anderson want it in mla or apa style ? o.o 
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that heart attack moment when your ex texts you outta nowhere o.o 
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USERNAME yes mam ! o.o that is a very attractive face ! haha . 
me n my fam >>>>>USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME on a trippy ass mission ! 🍁🍃🚀 😲 😱 
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seriously to this day that was one of the funnest events USERNAME >.< my first experience with ayo for yayo :o 'why is my tongue numb' o_o 
when you literally forgot your mom didnt sell her condo ... #wtf #condoparty #bestthanksgivingbreak #ever 
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lorddyy ! i just wanna finish washing .. that's all .. 😮 😮 😲 😵 😴😴 
i find it weird when my hands and feet r warm ! o.o kos there always cold 
seriously to this day that was one of the funnest events USERNAME >.< my first experience with yay :o 'why is my tongue numb' o_o 
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hunter literally shit himself in front of hank and hilary making out . and they just moved and started again .... #wtf 
this girl sed she dont like me cause i got back dimples o.o * shrugs * 
ok , this is taking forever . kinda stupid . #wtf 
i dont even feel right sleepin here in my momma house o_o 
i need i force myself to like country #incahoots #omg 
got new pairs of shoe's & a bag , and some cute socks ☺ 😮 😄 
..... how the hell does my dad know everybody ? #wtf #kindofcreepy xd little ass mexican gets around ! ! 
#thatawkwardmoment when you take a nap and turns to a 5 hour nap in which you wake up hella late ! i feel like #whatyearisit hhaa #weird 
on traffic on the free way and i see fire :o 
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did USERNAME sing the old gummy bears cartoon theme song on late night w USERNAME ? #random #ilovedthatshow #gummybears 
did i really just double text ? 😱 #omg #iwentthere #bye 
i got on white socks o.o shit feels & look weird < 
lightts just went on and off upstairs in my gmas room #weird 
i finally got my salad . of all the things to crave for o_o 
USERNAME don't laugh too hard ppl might stare o_o lol happy t-day ! 
laying in bed thinking about how much my life has changed #crazy #notbad 
just have fun , i wanna play u like a game boy :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME wtf ? ! when was this :o o omg 😳 
im walking home and someone in a car screams my face is like o.0 
USERNAME that squirrel needs to be in all white ! o_o 
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USERNAME :o til 4 ? wow ... lol that sums it all up . but mine is good too . just lots of eating 
what's black friday ? i have black sunday , monday , tuesday , wednesday , thursday , friday , and saturday every week since they day i was born 😮 
elaborate escape plan to fight off the clown takeover ? complete . #random #loveus 
because i don't like it when people call me fat .... because i'm fluffy o.o 
what's black friday ? i've had black sunday , monday , tuesday , wednesday , thursday , friday , and saturday every week since the day i was born 😮 
that moment when your step dad ask how many girls you've been with after leaving the gym 0.o 
USERNAME duuddee i might be to old ! ! ! ! ! ! ! imm ** years old o.0 
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buddy the horrifying skate dog ! #toys #wtf #bulldog #fog @ h-e-b plus ! URL 
some ppl are always online .. karte kya hain ? o.o 
USERNAME hah you are ? ! i would've never guessed :o 
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just got done watching the expendables 2 ...... what a bad ass movie :o ) 
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so he wanted to come see me but i wasn't on that .. n other words i was ... 0_o 
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USERNAME i'm thankful for my big crybaby #nolie #love #hate #crazy 
these niggas fussing about nothing in the cold . #wtf . 
my cousin making some weird ass moans in ha sleep . like wtf you dreaming bitch 0.o 
irefuse 2 let a girl give me head ... ! ! ! #random bt jus sayin 
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i look #weird but USERNAME in macy's . ;p i wish i could really meet him , he's so amazing and talented . URL 
cop just followed me from gilman to crescent then did an illegal uturn and went back towards gilman ..... #wtf 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces . 
what you know about that ready for tomorrow lol #random #beer #liquor #tequila #youknow #happyhour @ home :) URL 
i'm not ready to see a million pic stitch pictures of turkeys tomorrow 0_o 
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#wtf USERNAME just looked in the mirror and freaked out , then he remembered he shaved . #mybestfriend 
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falling asleep in my chair , then i lay down .. and i've never been more awake o_o 
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USERNAME especially when they blow their horns including during the night ...... o.o 
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USERNAME what the hello is black pyramids ? ! 0.o 
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i don't even know what to think about that ... its not even the same book . o_o 
back home , so i'm pigging out on all this junk food .😁 😳 😶 😧 😵 
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stl has officially gotten too small in my book ... people i know datin my ex 0_o 
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there's a gazillion trillion people texting me .. shouldn't y'all be sleeping ? ! o_o 
already 01:45 ? ? o.o oouchh ~ time to sleep now , good night ! 
i don't get it , super tired but can't sleep #wtf 
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soo i recently found out me and my crush bdays are a day apart 😯 😳 
but you the next day you kicking it w/ the nigga u used to like o.o ? ? where they do that at ? ? 
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i haven't been on a computer in who knows how long ! :o 
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just figured out how i got a 10/40 on my last paper b4 break . i turned in the wrong one ! 😖 😭 #wtf #sostupid #nolie #bestbelieve 
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aw fuck i messed up on that last tweet . was supposed to say twice . :o 
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USERNAME do you go to each one and delete it ? :o 
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my boyfriend is insanely crazy about duck hunting ... some ppl are going to sleep right now & he's waking up . #weird USERNAME 
soo tell me why i was on facebook for like 7 houurs bored asf & forgot abouut twitter ? o.o * scratches head * .. 
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USERNAME i was just listening to it , hahah . das random ! :o 
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USERNAME you didn't pay it o.o lol and how that tummy of yours ? 
:o thats soo not true , if i about you i wouldnt be talking to you right now . 
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USERNAME happy thanksgiving ! ! ! ! :o ) i'm sorry ! ! ! :o ) 
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#uglyfemalenames gloria , vicky , danielle , summer , lola ..... idk why but i just dont like those names . o.o 
USERNAME mm wat if my parents calk me 30 minutes before we leave just so i get ready fast ? ? :o 
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USERNAME why ! ? ? ? ? ? ? :o o 
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USERNAME is this anger speaking ! ? :o me think so 
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sleepover with jess . missin him like crazy . #mybb #butlikenot #cuzhes21 #wtf 
USERNAME of course you would feel it ;) you do have a crush right ? :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME wat happened to the rest ! ! :o 
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i'm seriously about to burst into flames . #wtf #neverhappens 
i tell my gf and myself that i'm in love with her but my heart is with someone else . :( so confused o_o 
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USERNAME 0_o that doesn't sound rite ,, especially at this late hour lol . 
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USERNAME as in my real name or my twatter name ? :o 
USERNAME ima go to sleep in a lil bit niall :( i cant stay up late today to see u tweet :o 
when your done wiping after taking a shit , and you look at the toilet paper for some odd reason . o.o #weirdpeopleproblems 
USERNAME :o u dont mm i dont think so lol 
USERNAME wait when we went to mc . donalds ? o.o noo you did the coblin face ! lol wait i think o.o i'm confused lmao 
USERNAME okayy well i have to go to sleep since its 2 am already :o so wen i wake up and i please see 
USERNAME ohh alright . lol yes , they eat a lot , some don't though :o 
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does anyone have even have actual bunny slippers ? ? 😯 🐰 
i was out by 11 last night now tonight i'm a lost deer looking like . o_o o.o 
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i've been up for 24 hours .... o_o it's a wrap ... my body betrayed me 
USERNAME thanks for answering me ... i could've been dying but nothing ! 😵 haha 
can't sleep . soo , i'm curling my hair .. #wtf lol 
anyone ever just wake up with crazy pain in their shoulder ? #wtf 
if everyone keeps telling you something maybe it's true 😯 
me and my daddy have like 10 songs (: and me and my mom have 1 o.o uhh ? 
look i'm procrasinating when i jus say i had to wake up early . twitter jus be havin my attention :o lol 
wow just found my old iphone 3 and it still works ! #random 
#205 in line ... crowd on the verge of riot #blackthursday #wtf (@ kmart) URL 
USERNAME your night was 18 min ago ? i am waking up . #wtf 
why do i end up in some strange sleep position , then wake up ? lol . #random 
just getting home . i was soo tired . now i'm soo not . #wtf #beat #sleepplease 
just playin .(; i forgot i know someone with a big mouth on here that actually knows who i'm talking about . :o 
gonna be running off 5 hours of sleep on thanksgiving 😣 😵 
serriously have been standing in line since two thirty and we didn't get shit . #wtf #somad . 
USERNAME 😮 😯 😧 phew ! bahaha lol boutta say let him stay laying with his bitch with nfl nba mlb and shit 
USERNAME USERNAME why is gilbert sad ? ? ? :o 
i'm all over the tl thoo .. twitter jail finna get me :o 
USERNAME because god is supposed to be more omnipresent , and spelt with capital g . #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME what did juice do to you ? ? :o 
who else thinks memory foam mattresses make them feel fat ? ! 0.o 
why can't there be any food shows on for those people who's mind decided to wake them up at 4 :3 0 and not let them go back to sleep . 😵 🔫🕟 #why 
why can't there be any good shows on for those people who's mind decided to wake them up at 4 :3 0 and won't let them go back to sleep ? 😵 #why 
wtf selina & i just heard a car crash into my neighbors car :o 
hahah , hospital bound ! that's what we'd be . 🏥😷 😲 🍻 
this lady in line behind me looks and sounds just like USERNAME #weird 
woke up to take a piss and realized my brother is already awake #wtf 
woke up to cousin talking in her sleep . #omg #pleaseshush 
USERNAME umm i dont beleave thats a good thing o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME goin deer hunting with 0 hours of sleep . #wtf #crazynight 
i have a cuzn who is a stripper(rachet 1) who just walked in & asked me what i think about her modeling career ? ? 0_o lawwdd not today 
oh no i see the sun coming out :o .... back to bed i go . 
USERNAME haha you'll thank me later on in life :d lol why that face ? ? :o 
at starbuck's , wide awake , abt to go in on micro hw .. 0.o #awake #dedicated #micro ☕ @ starbucks URL 
why am i up this early on thanksgiving .. when i'm not even cooking ? ? #wtf #gobblegobble 
when your tights rip ! ! ! ! ! #wtf 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😖 😖 😖 😖 😖 
USERNAME eh .. was that meant for me o.o ? 
anyway , mom just told me where i went ! but i can't make eye contact with her ! ! i'm a mess ! 😲 
i had enough of my cuzn she just said she wants to get on the cover of a few magazines .... bish 4 wat ? are u promoting poles ? 0_o lawwd 
why do i love the freshman this year so much ? #weird 
wahh gombalan beyna :o rt USERNAME ah sama aja ah :p udah jangan cemberut ka gantengnya ilang siah *preet* :p rt USERNAME pede 
guys i'm using hashtags ! o_o i'm becoming one of those people 
USERNAME cmon cmon tweet already baby yahh its 3 in the morning ! ! ! ! ! :( almost4 :o 
USERNAME USERNAME do u do u ? ? ? ? o.o 
#whathappens #whenyou 'vehad #alittlebit #toomuchtodrink #drunk #tired about to be 6am #crazy @ babbygirls URL 
well time to prepare for this long ass day 😵 😲 😖 😂 😩 #fuckme 
i'm off for a week and i am up at 0500 and can't get back to sleep .. #wtf 
yup , carry-on cost me $10 less than air fare ! #wtf #firstworldproblem #fb 
i was bored ... so i came to use the toilet .... didn't know i was holdin in alluh this pee o_o 
washed my face now i'm hella sleepy .. #weird , off to bed #nighht ♥ 
this is how i feel👉 😎 😆 😋 when i should feel like this 👉 😲 😴 😑 
my moms talking about getting tats with me . :o 
USERNAME do u realize that justin beiber will be on ottawa tomorrow 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 
it's 5 am and i am craving pho #wtf 🍜😩 
gearing up for the turkey stampede in elkhart this morning should be a good run #running #crazy 
pulled an all nighter for no fuckin' reason ! ! #wtf 
g . o.o . d music we fresh , we fresh . anything else we detest , detest . 
yeah i know damn well i didnt mean to say that shit o.o 
4am road trip after a couple allnighters so i can see my family on thanksgiving . yea , ill give my thanks to havin a nice sound system ! 🔊 😵 🙉😁 😳 
USERNAME baggage service at jfk says they have lost a container . no tracking . no eta on bags arrival . 40+ passengers waiting #wtf 
i was tryna hit the gym but its thanks giving . #wow 
only my mom would want to go on an 11 mile hike the morning of thanksgiving/her 50th birthday . 😲 😲 🔫 
USERNAME USERNAME me 2 my eyes are like burning :o 
looks like everyone in the world did a jamaican bake outside o_o 
eileen wake upp ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ' :o ' 
USERNAME i think better a 7am than i thought o.o 
ugh . personal training at 8 an after a long night of drinking ? clearly didn't think that one through 😵 🔫 
well i'm about to beat my dick and go to sleep . lol i'm lying .......... already done it o_o say something ! 
if u cheat with 1, 2 or 5 people its all the same so what difference does it make . do what makes u happy #random 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm at florida :o 
USERNAME i would but didn't give her a plastic bowel :o 
#omg #iamfantastic #hottie #fantasoda #notosoda #bff #notoalcohol #healthwatch #wei @ haus dessert boutique URL 
USERNAME well ! i finally met justin willman on november 17th . it was amazing and he knew who i was :o 
USERNAME so you can't resist me ? 😃 😜 😲 👍👍👍👏👏👏 
i always wake up at the same time without an alarm #mybiologicalclock #weird 
hen people say there heart hurt they wernt playing ! i actually felt my heart breaking 😳 #wow 
i know who i am and what i've been through , what i can handle and how strong i am , before you say anything do you know who you are ? 😯 ✌ 
USERNAME :o shit once my money is right i'm getting me one 
actually felt my heart break in the middle if the night #wtf #wow 
just passed up a spike and the neighbor shoots it #wtf 
work till 3 :3 0 .. and haven't been asleep yet ! 😁 😲 
i been on tumblr for almost 2 hours :o o 
off to a football game at crosley field with a gallon of bloody mary's ! haha #wtf #mymom #happythanksgiving USERNAME 
thanksgiving at work , yay . o_o (@ buckley air force base) URL 
this nigga alejandro just put jelly in his fuckin coffee ! ! #wtf 
when you wake up and your phone is on 15% because your charger wasn't in the outlet . :o 
8 days left in america . how fast has the time gone ! #crazy 
USERNAME lmfao that's sad . and if the btch fwu she just as sad . why you like girls with boyfriends though ? o.o 
what me and USERNAME just witnessed hahahahhah #omg 😂 😨 😜 😁 😂 
8k turkey trot at 7am . #crazy #gobblegobble in jackson , miss . @ ridgeland multi-use trail (at jackson st .) URL 
so my mommy and dad are putting cameras all over the house o.o 
it's 8am on thanksgiving break , why the fuck am i awake 😞 😲 
one if those days where you wake up and say #wtf #happened 
am i the only person at work today . ! ! ! o_o lol 
USERNAME o_o not necessarily , but ok ! lols . happy thanksgiving tho . to you && ur fam . ( (: 
gun shots outside .. someone must be shooting their turkey . 😳 😵 
might as well get into the spirit ! everyone else is . o_o 
race for grace ... see ya in 6.4 miles ... 😮 😮 😮 😮 👍🏁 
USERNAME i tweeted that before i even saw your tweet .......... ,.,,,., ... , 😮 
10 am kickoff at chelsea high . last football game ever . #crazy . lets get 'em boys ! #warriornation 
watch roun about 10 or so , hoes gone be scrambling round at citi trends , && metro tryna get they tacky ass outfits ready . o_o 
warped tour tickets are getting ready to go on sale already #wow 
heyy you :) #me #bored #curlyhair #funny #random #juana #heyy ! @ woodlake URL 
kelsey said we needed to stay up late last night so se can get ready for black friday ... we fell asleep at 10 ... 😲 💤 
my first train ride to the city #weird #funtime #i #like #this #moment #goodday #friends #happ @ river house URL 
o_o meghan bout to have niggas hittin me up an shit . i don't like dick . 
up way too early for a spinning class at the gym with the bro #killmenow 😵 🚴👊 
the things i would do for a waterbottle or 8 right now o_o 
do other countries celebrate thanksgiving ? :o lol i suck at history and shit 
ipod os about to die and my phone o.o #nobueno 
up this early watching my little brother for my mom >>> 0_o 
the fact i turn 20 years old tomorrow is really starting to hit me #crazy #timetobeanadult 
😲 😲 😲 😲 “USERNAME lmaoo what the hell is that rt" USERNAME mi red velvet cake :;) URL 
i just had a dream that i went to see nirvana live in concert in 2012. and kurt cobain didn't smell like decay . o.o 
i really dont understand how i've only been up an hour and my phone is already almost dead . #wtf 
this is the first year ever i'm spending thanksgiving w/ my moms side of the family . i don't typically go bc they don't make turkey #wtf 
#happythanksgiving ya'll ! on another note ..... i finally know what #honeybooboo is .... 0.o 
i forgot to set my alarm for 8:15, but i randomly woke up at 8:15. #weird 
i have like a 3 hour ride ... #omg #solong 
working at lowes on thanksgiving #wtf this year the turkey is not what made me tired ... 
omg a bird just flew into my window and bounced off it #ctfu #omg #dying 
USERNAME pool ? i love that game ! i'm terrible ... who's the best and who's the worst ? o_o i would loose terribly . 
at granny's bout to lay it down and get some rest ✌💤💤 😵 😵 
USERNAME who goes to school on thanksgiving ? or work ! o_o 
was feeling better .. now i'm like ( 0_o ) ! ! confused 
having philly steak&cheese at my parents thanksgiving tonight #wtf #nottraditional #imokaywithit (: 
mom: me: (~_~) (-_-) (°_-) ( -_°) ( >_< ) ( o_o ) ( o_o )” 
#wow & #wowie for the #atl ! can we say 70 degrees gorgeous weather today in the #atl on thanksgiving ! #yesmaam ;) 
why do all the mexicans get the am stations ? #wtf 
fuck later on , i'm pasting out right now ... 😑 😲 😵 💤💤💤 
that moment when you have a really good pre-thanksgiving you almost feel like you won't be after bed until late evening ... #thisgirl 😲 👏🍹 
watching the philly parade on tv and not in person #weird 
USERNAME | i'm lost ... wat you talking bout ? o_0 
q eu tava no brasil ainda e eles comecaram a tomar conta :o 
shii dr lamb delivered me .. now he gone be lookin at my va jay jay .. ? #weird 
i'm really spending my thanksgiving sitting at home by myself all day because everyone in my family has to work . #wow 
wait . charlene is only 13 :o damn , i thought she was 15 . 
happy thanksgiving to everyone who retweets this :o lol . 
my internal alarm clock sucks ! up at 7am ! 👊 😲 💤 #deadtired #sleepdeprived #seriously 
me and USERNAME at church right now ... 😂 😵 
christmas ale & budweiser 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 😵 👹👹👹👺👺👺 
USERNAME so not only do you get to live in hawaii ... you get cute army guys too :o ... ive got chipmunks :p 
it really just hit me that im doing 16hr shifts today , tomorrow and saturday o_o what was i thinking .. #nocomplaintsthough 
USERNAME i couldn't sleep for shit last night idk how i'm even awake 😵 
my aunt and unk refer to the turney as o.o 
i actually want the food that'll make my ass bigger . o.o 
USERNAME those are fine but you are in yur 30s & you never herd of convoy as a kid ? i'm sure USERNAME has herd of it b4. realy ? :o 
USERNAME USERNAME poor bastard . did sumun call my name . :o 
i've had really bad chest pains lately , and trouble breathing . #wtf #goaway 
USERNAME haha happy thanksgiving you may never see me again with how much i'm going to eat today . i may blow up 😵 
we talked like the whole day but after we woke up from our naps we talked 7 hours straight :o 
USERNAME ihop and 2 meals ? wow great metabolism ? ‘course i still don’t think 2 wish bones will give your team a prayer :o ) 
all these random numbers texting me o.o thanks , i guess ? lol 
i am like really tripping , my legs are shaking an my nerves are going crazy o.o 
USERNAME :o tell him to get his butt back to my house ! ! ! 
... i'd much rather be sleeping right now . 😲 
i had a dream about zombies ! ! ! ! ! :o 
hold on , wait , why would she follow me ? o_o 
USERNAME i remember seeing clouds like that once , ahead of a tornado 😯 
#mentionsomeoneyourthankfulfor my mom . mom you have been there for me through everything . when n o.o ne believes in me you do . i love you . 
twitter and facebook are so slow on my phone since like last night #wtf #annoyed 
doing my second work out of day . feel like i'm in a nightmare on elm street . can't sleep or freddy will get me :o 
this buddy the elf looks like he ate santa before the performance #wtf #notbuddy 
if ya mom didnt cook or somebody in your family kill ya self✨ 😲 💢 🔫 
no place in town had newspapers ? ? ? #wtf ! ! 
thats my outer appearance yall lols ........ asap lmao lols ........... o_o USERNAME lols ... dont listen lols ... 
my mom has been up since like 6 a . m cooking soo much food :o 
USERNAME but then i go straight to another . food coma 😲 
0.o why did i wear a white tank top to sleep😩 
USERNAME haha . you mean cpr ? :p lmao . and why's that ? you might get sick . :o 
omg i just realized that the jets are playing the patriots today #hehdieizndnfksns #omg 😁 
USERNAME omg . your tiny . i'm 125 .... :o that's bad lmao . 
USERNAME ... how do i know you're telling me the truth ? ... o_o 
my birthday is on thanksgiving next year #random , (: 
USERNAME eww dont lie to these people o.o but thanks (: 
..... 😮 about to pop popcorn & watch movies 😁 
people are seriously ordering food through a drive thru on thanksgiving #wow #wheresyourturkey 
omg . it's a thanksgiving miracle my dad is coming to work out with me 😮 
USERNAME you might . :o then i would feel bad . 
whoohoo for crowds o.o (@ chicago thanksgiving day parade w/ 41 others) URL 
USERNAME its game day baby , get the anti-anxiety pills ready 4 these #crazypatriotsgirls ! :o 
wake up 😞 eat 🍗 sit down 💺 eat 🍛 stand up 🚶 eat 🍖 pass out 😲 eat 🍴wake up 😣 eat 🍰 full 😥 eat 😫 full 😷 eat ! 
USERNAME lmao . hell nah . who am i supposed to get crunk with ? ! :o 
got paid a day early :o tis be joyous . 
its almost time to go socialize , ugh im too tired . still drunk #wtf 
me && shymyia have so many good memories (; #random 
oomf just said thanksgiving church service . i think she might be getting food from there o_0 
i look just like my mama in my avi #random 
late night parties on the beach ! ! #beach #drunk #with #momma #water #crazy #waves #girls #t @ flagler beach URL 
#hair #short #cut #obsessed #fuckeht #amazing #omg #fuckinghappy #new #look #hoes URL 
USERNAME that's so disturbing . :o why ? haha . why ? 
first thanksgiving in 4 fours it's just me my mom brother and dad .. #weird 
first thanksgiving in 4 years it's just me my mom brother and dad .. #weird 
USERNAME how i make you mad ? cause you can't cook ? oo lord i hope you not cooking nothing for thanksgiving .... o.o ... 
that shit would kinda hurt when he gripped my sides o_0 
even on my day off , when i'm incredibly sick , and can barely move my body i don't sleep past 8. #wtf 
USERNAME come on over ! ! ! there's plenty 👍 ☺ ☕🍳🍺 😵 
wtf , did i go to sleep at 2 :3 0 a . m and wake up at 6:28 a . m . ? ? ? o_o 
USERNAME different things my ass . :o different people like different or opposite things . hahaha . so gross ! 
omg ! :o rt USERNAME beaujolais nouveau macaron has arrived at nadege ! ! #macaron #beaujolais #wine 
in my dream last night , i almost cut my finger off with a saw ... i woke up to a throbbing finger . #weird #dreams #ouch #happytoholdafork 
i need sleep been up since 4am and at work at 7am not cool man .... not cool 😲 😴 
soo i'm sitting here thinking i'm watching the new york parade but really it was the chicago parade 0_o 
USERNAME :o ... what ? why ? thought we were suppose to b there like 11 :3 0- 12 ? ? 
USERNAME good now go study the bible . and what are you trying to say . :o 
no lie , someone is gonna die because of this :o 
thanksgiving with my family is always an interesting experience lol #crazy #lovethem 
first big holiday i've been single for in two years .. #weird 
"USERNAME priceless . :o ) URL kendalls grandma lol ! 
USERNAME listen to my gf and stuff your face :o lol 
i would wake up early as fuck on my day off -___- #lame #wtf #needmoresleep 
so much weird , i'm still drunk and in so much pain #slopsgiving #weird #hometimez #tavtimez mission complete 
USERNAME , listen to my gf & stuff your face :o lol 
alas , poor lucille . i knew her well . #happythanksgiving #weird URL 
#wtf bring it on the musical ! ! ! ! 
happy thanksgiving everyone ! enjoy food coma ! 😴 😲 😴💤 
USERNAME of course you doo ! it's completely gross . :o 
kudos to the cowboy carrying his wife's louis vuitton . or maybe it was his ? this is why i love airports . #random #seatac 
when i was dreaming i was like awake but i kept my eyes closed so id keep dreaming , it was weird 0_o 
s/o to this wonderful person USERNAME her y'all she very very very very pretty ! ! :o ) 
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USERNAME lol whoo posted it up ? ? :o . you a creep tho calling him fine ass hell cx 
very thankful for friends and family today . can't wait to stuff my face . :) #blessed #thankful 🍛🍷🍗 😋 😲 😴 
USERNAME i know right ! ? some things should not be made into musicals #crazy #smh 
USERNAME USERNAME i swear my heart was going to explode ... #crazy 
USERNAME :o .... wow .. u just like them orbs whiggas 
all these youngen dont . know where anythings at ? ? not even extascy ? ! ? ! :o _o 
i don't kiss ? ? hahaha ? #wtf ? ? ? USERNAME 
gloomy day #nyc #timessquare #cold #shopping #fun #random @ times square URL 
automatically on mint's rules lmao lols ..... no girls allowed lmao lols ........... o_o lmao lols ... and mhum lols .... and its a bart 
USERNAME :o i miss youu ... happy thanksgiving :) ) <3 
why does my entire family insist on waking up so early #hungover 😲 
today , my mom is letting me drive all the way to my grandmothers house .. highway and all . 😳 😁 😱 😲 🚙🚘🚗🚕 
yankee candle has a candle called #wtf i'll pass . #justno 
i only got 410 followers 😯 i never noticed that lol this is maybe my second time looking at my number of followers 
when i'm sick , my right eye randomly cries . #wtf 
like why is my brother blasting dub step at 956am #omg 
-&& only my big brother would text me merry christmas o.o confuse the half sleep pregnant girl why don't ya ! lol USERNAME 
the car in front of me has 5 people in the back seat and they're all dancing . #wtf 
these girls dance is so weird ... #wgn #wtf #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME i just ... i can't . i can't support this . 😲 🔫💀 
can't believe we waited i'm line for an hour and a half to get into iron bar last night . #morristown #thanksgivingeve #crazy 
USERNAME ê cô gái họ hoàng kia có ugly đâu :o 
me& USERNAME have never even legit been to a real party ... we went to one for 15 minute then decided mcdonalds was better . #wow 
my parents don't believe i'm sick during school because they think i wanna skip ... & they don't believe i'm sick during break #wtf -____- 
not having thanksgiving at my house on thanksgiving this year . #weird #dontlikeit 
is he supposed to be elvis or something ? o.o 
at #mdw on #edge speed ! o.o 😁 @ midway international airport (mdw) URL 
waking up and not remembering texting someone back last night , but you did . #weird 
i had a dream i was smoking weed , getting on that level . o_o 
"i have a feeling that my first date w my next boyfriend will be at snow flex# USERNAME #wow #special 
oh my ! is that miss usa chick married ? wonder if she wants to date ? :o haha 
woke up this morning to my dad watching youtube vids on the tablet . i can hear him playing by akon #wtf #happythanksgiving 
USERNAME you going to neil side o.o ? & im going too , who you going with ? 
USERNAME haha yeah same .... 😳 😣 🏃🙅 😲 💀 
USERNAME to sandys ? ! ? ! ? ! 😳 😱 😮 
you blocked me because you won't talk to my brother ! wow ! that is just pathetic ! i think you need grow up and be more mature ! #wow #pathetic 
it'd be pretty awesome to ask someone what they do and them saying 😮 
just saw a lady wearing a windbreaker suit 👀👀👀 o_o 
happy thanksgiving followers ! remember what you're thankful for and eat up 🍴🍗🍖🍛🍲🍨🍡🍢🍞🍮🍰 😮 👍👌 
USERNAME well only thing i can think of is texting :o 
if my house keeps losing electric , this turkey will not cook and i'll be pissed ! #wtf 
i guess macy's is cutting back on their thanksgiving day parade budget since they have carly rae jepsen performing #wtf 
USERNAME ohhman , i had a threesome with my bed and covers , i was in the middle . they sandwich me :o krazy ! 
#wow . i'm thankful everyday-today we just verbalize it . 
i do not look like abraham lincoln . why do people keep saying that ? #wtf 
f . r . e . e .. b . o.o . s . i . e >> :) we still here >> :) 
when packing , remember a regular bra .... ugh . sportin a sports bra with nice cloths . 0.o 
2 months early .. but thanks bro o_o .. ! “USERNAME happy bday bruh USERNAME 
as thankful as i am for my whole family , you'll probably see me complaining about them a lot today . #wedontgetalong #crazy 
USERNAME ready to crazy shop ! ? ! 😵 👜👝👛🎀💄 
pernils out the oven ❤ now cooking the rest of this food ._. im surprised im not dead o.o hvnt ate in two days ... 
watching a show about marijuana w- my dad is so awkward cos i got caught with it . o.o 
i hate putting my contacts in . 😭 😲 😣 
scandal of the #macysparade : #elmo was there and singing 😮 
just woke up . #thinking of going back to sleep :o ! 
USERNAME cripple says you're not grounded from me ! ! ! #omg #score 😘 😍 💕💗 
USERNAME has the weirdest obsession with my hair . even in his sleep . o.o #weirdo #creepingmeout 
watch out boys , elmo is in the macy's day parade ! o_o 
i'm making four pies from scratch today . better get started . 😉 😄 😯 
was going to goto the parade and then i turned in the tv and saw the crowd ... 😮 #chicagoparade #happythanksgiving 
woke up with a pocket full of receipts , $23.78, & 2 envelopes ! o.o 
house is too clean . i dnt wanna touch nun o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME we gon make moves fam ! ! i got 3 spots ..... yo bith of y'all ... wee got to talk o_o 
is anyones else like data usage limit like about to be out ? #weird 
USERNAME i had a nightmare i was a 30 in miss me's :o bahahahaha ! ! ! ! 
let the busy day begin . have to eat three dinners 😳 😵 😷 
am history is scarring me for life .. just had a dream that colony got hit w/ a mini pearl harbor attack and my sister died in my arms . #wow 
USERNAME USERNAME wir dachten morgen :o anna will morgen extra zu mir kommen , weil sie samstag keine zeit hat :( 
USERNAME you lucky fucker ! let me get some 😮 
USERNAME sneaky sneaky haha why are they coming for you :o 
USERNAME really :o you learn about how we celebrate christmas ? 
if i wanted to see flappers and mathew broderick i would go see his show ! not turn on the t day parade ! #wtf 
#random what time can you start eating thanksgiving food , cuz i'm hungry now 
it's so fucking cold in this school #wtf #dowehaverheairon ? 
maoo ijust asked him $ome $hit like he my boyfriend . . . o.o 
you notice don't nobody cook breakfast on thanksgiving morning o.o 
why do they talk ? i thought he had a girlfriend 😮 
man , i slept hard ! woke up next to a puddle of drool ? #eww #wtf #refreshed 
USERNAME pat him in the back ! ! ! ! :o 
no more triple digit number of followers ? ! what ! 😯 #needonefollower 
USERNAME o_o but u not following me neither . btw where u from ? 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME :o i love u shelb ! ! :) 
didnt sleep today :o got stuck watching almost a whole season of an anime all night sheesh .... 
i got a main bitch but i don't need her 😲 😏 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME oh o_o dafuq is that supposed to mean ? tryna call me fat ? lol & happy thanksgiving to you too , hun ! 
#wtf i will cut your tongue out and so it to your freakin forhead ! 
USERNAME ... they talked the whole time .. just finish speaking spanish .. o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #omg i lovee you all ! ! ! ! 
i didn't know it was cool to talk about drinkin that much on facebook #getalife #omg #idrinkalcohol 
i stayed up till 5 cooking , & now i'm wide awake o_0 
#wtf i will cut your tongue out and sew it to your freakin forhead ! 
why does my location say washington ? uh im not even in that state .. ? #wtf 
USERNAME i didn't know it was cool to talk about drinkin that much on twitter #getalife #omg #idrinkalcohol 
grandma: howie give me the obituaries section i wanna see if i'm in there . grandpa: check for me too . #what #notfunny #crazy 👴👵USERNAME 
this is unheard of i do not work out on thanksgiving ever .... #weird #neveragain #dead #hungry 
i woke up with my covers and pillows on the floor . o.o ? lol .. 
USERNAME im thankful for you too .... and cheese :o 
i swear sometimes im psychic .. #creepy #how 'diknowthat #wtf 
are you really gonna run 5 miles in a skirt ? #crazy #turkeytrot 
my momma said we aint eating until 12 .... wtf . ? o.o . im bout too go to somebody esle house too eat . 
i think my mom might plan to give me tickets to a vikings game o.o 
why do i play with the fire that i know will burn me ... ? #wtf 
absolutely ! gosh ! you do get me ! ! ! o.o … rt 
USERNAME is there even anything left in your stomach ? 😲 
i has a dream i flooded my house and was so excited that i was swimming in it like it was a pool from room to room w/ USERNAME #wtf 😂 
that awkward moment when your mom says the first lady looks like a monkey o.o 
USERNAME :o wow way to kill the moment ! mala ! so what if USERNAME and i cry we just to emotional ha ! 
o_o “USERNAME finnish police seize 9-year old's winnie the pooh laptop for using the pirate bay URL by USERNAME 
:o o is this real ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? URL 
USERNAME i swear she is mentally ill to some point . but hey . i love her and my friends seem to too . hahaha . #crazy 
niggas say dey swagged out wit a safelink phone ! o.o 
“USERNAME :o o is this real ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? URL most likely . 
oomf getting sweet txt messages in the middle of the night o_o but i still dnt have a phone yet ... oh ! ! ! *shrugs* 
first thanksgiving i'm not spending with my fam . #crazy 
USERNAME ill try ! <3 haha i mean i think in gonna be out there this weekend ! :o 
i thought i would wake up to that sweet good morning text & for someeone to atleats say . was i wrong :o 
chicago today ? ? ? o_o what a surprise #yayy ! ! ! 
power problems at res so my smoke alarm has been going off throughout the night and all morning . #reslife #omg 
USERNAME USERNAME ( o_o ) oop .. not that joke lmao 
USERNAME well that's not good :o happy thanks giving (: 
i just rubbed my eyes , i forgot i have on makeup 😲 
i can handle the lady at gourmet telling me i look too hungover to step outside but my own father ... shits rough 😲 
did she just say she's happy she can #finally be a fat bitch today ? ? ? weren't you #already one ? o.o #happythanksgiving 
USERNAME niggaa , fourth grade 😮 😐 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 lmfao . & kk ! 
attempting to cook my grandmothers macaroni with homemade cheese sauce . eek ! 😯 🙏 
USERNAME your ass is prolly the size of my turkey nicca o.o 
here's to being up 36 straight hours .. thanksgiving , black friday shopping and off to work at 7 am for 11 hour shift #gonnadie #crazy 
well i think USERNAME went through and exorcism or something last night while dancing .. #wtf #thisisscary URL 
my dad thinks that you can make any flavor of soda with those personalized soda makers ... including pork ? #wtf 
grandma woke me up at 3 in the morning ! #crazy ! 
USERNAME do u know how to get from fallowfield to cb ? :o 
all these people lip syncing in the thanksgiving parade <<<<< #wtf 
this dude just offered me a piece of sweet potato pie o_o so they done upgraded from that piece of candy routine lhh 
when . tara rice text your phone saying happy thanksgiving #ohmy ! #plee #gointothemoe # ? ? ? #wtf #lol 
USERNAME USERNAME damn u right i need a new picture face :o 
the one day everyone spends with family . just to remind them why we don't spend everyday with them . #crazy #family 
i'm so mad that USERNAME isn't home today ! #wtf how are we suppose to talk about the wedding ? ! #smh #comehome #plz 
been watching the macy's parade for 30 mins . saw a float in the background for a second . all celeb interviews and broadway shows . #wtf 
you're being nice cause you miss my vagina ... now your #thankfulfor angel . o_o 
i think this is the first year i'm not going to be with my sister and niece on thanksgiving ... #weird #notthesame 
USERNAME i agree ! ..... minus the sails i've been seeing o.o 
gonna wear a scarf to hide my food baby today o_o 
USERNAME you guys havnt seen anything compared to what's in savannah #crazy #coaches 
i had a dream i was in the notebook . the last think i remember is some guy saying #whatthefuck #weird . 
"USERNAME lmao only USERNAME would say this ... #crazy #retard 😂 😳 URL retard .. 
i can not wait to have my grandmothers sweet potato biscuits ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #thebest #sogood #bejealous #omg 
he's not the father ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :o 
& even tho we argue every other day :o .. i cant see myself without you . 
stressing out because im not sure what to tbt #wtf #whyamistressingout 
hahaha #lmfao #dead 😵 #happythanksgiving #turkey #rooster #tumadre @ cali-for-nia 💋 URL 
USERNAME the only picture of us from last night .... #wtf #whatarewedoing 😂 😂 😂 URL 
thankful for my gorgeous babygirl today . my first and last best friend i love you USERNAME #weird URL 
USERNAME like 1 :3 0 or 2:00 am :o it's a 2 hr drive but everything is gonna be cheap . squats=one firm set of buttocks ;) 
yum ! ! ! ! daddy let me have a bowl of risotto before everyone else :) drinking vino , eating risotto , and putting on faux lashes . 😮 
USERNAME unfriended me on facebook . lool . i'm crying . #cool #wow #alreadyabadday #justkidding #nawt 
USERNAME .. and it takes alot for me to say a boy is fine in any kind of way :o . now you know he some seriouse (: go for it tho . 
“USERNAME 😮 "USERNAME “USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME the daddy is USERNAME 😲 😲 😲 umm i am a lesbian 
#mentionsomeoneyourthankfulfor one of my best friends ! USERNAME she's a great friend and without her i would die ! 😵 🔫 love you ! ❤ 
woa woa woa hold up ! ! did they say the mcdonald's parade ? ! wtf i thought it was macy's thanksgiving day parade ? ! i can't deal lol #wtf 
USERNAME at 3:04 ? o.o what happened for him to talk about you like that ? o: /; 
what do mexicans eat for thanksgiving .... chips & dip ? ? ? o_o USERNAME 
don't everyone put on there i'm thankful face on all at the same time just for one day #wow 
got out the bed and was looking like o_o #swolleneye #allergies 
USERNAME lmao boon's ? wtheck o.o &yeah i deff was cold fuck that , lol 
lal went down last night to the sac kings #wtf 
bout to make these deviled eggs ! ! ! #omg #yayyayyay #imexcited 
650 something girls and 1 guy outta that dance group . #wow 
the fact tha i gotta do my sisters hair <<<<<<<<< o.o 
where would men be today without women ? answer ... in the garden of eden ! just sayin ! :o ) 
does anyone else's phone unfollow people by itself ? #weird 
i also can't tell if USERNAME wants to hump USERNAME or USERNAME does he take it out on his own paulina ? :o 
just finished a huge cup of coffee with a ton of sugar ... i couldn't fall back asleep even i wanted to . lol . ☕ 😮 
the best part about this game is the bhs dance team #wamps #wow 
i saw the orlando magic's plane yesterday 😯 pretty cool 
i think everyone went to sleep late and woke up early 0.o fml going back to sleep 😴😴 
USERNAME he also has a justin bieber clan on ps3. o.o 
i can't help to favorite all the redus's tweets #crazy and #funny family USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
flo rida is incapable of making his own songs ..... remixes and collaborations only ..... #weird . 
i had a dream i was in the notebook . the last thing i remember is some guy saying #whatthefuck #weird . 
USERNAME 😮 😑 oohh i kne that 😇 shit if china did there'd be no room ! 
bank account was 496; got 25 in gas; my bank account goes up to 544 o_o 
wow ! right at half time sheehan scored again #wtf 
i just injected a turkey for the first time ! i ddnt wanna stop ! lmfao ! #weird #thanksgiving 
this random nigga ion know likes 35 of my facebook photos and then inboxed me #wtf 
some words like baby , bae , boo ... etc . are being over used for the wrong person these days #random 
USERNAME okay ... o.o but i feel you . just in a difference sense ... i mean , you with bieber & me with the boys on the stairs . :) 
willow smith is 11 has a tongue ring half her head shaved & is bisexual she needs to go live with her aunty and uncle in bel-air #weird 
getting ready in my old bedroom brings back so many memories USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ❤ 🍻🍸 😲 
happy thanksgiving . enjoy a picture of my cat being upset . #cat #thanksgiving #omg #soangry #lol URL 
it seems like my sisters ex misses me more than her . hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah #crazy #weirdos 
from bffs to strangers in a year #weird #awkward . encounter #semesterchanges 
i woke up and we have a new dog . #weird 
my mom wants to buy my 7 and 8 year old brothers a tablet #wtf #no 
my uncle racing my cousin on the highway >>>> #crazy #family 
i find it amazing how many people can't spell .. #firstworldproblems #wtf #cantyouread #secondgradestuff 
soo .. is it choco-bananas or choco-bananos .. ? o.o #confused 
all of the thanksgiving texts i woke up to this morning >>>>> #wow #beyondblessed #thankful 
#mentionsomebodyyourethankfulfor i didn't get any mentions 😲 😑 😞 😓 
USERNAME o_o the parade is one of the biggest event in thanksgiving history other than the annual thanksgiving football game lol 
we . are . having . thanksgiving . at . my . house . this . year ... do you know what that means ? everyone will eat all of my food :o 
USERNAME .. :o dont say that ! you dont mean it . 
so happy to be working 34 out of the next 72 hours 😵 🔫 #justkidding 
USERNAME i expect turkey on my doorstep qhen we get back :o 
USERNAME i know ! as soon as i woke up you mentioned me , ironic :o 
USERNAME ; yess bitch ! & when did i said that ? :o 
i don't feel good today but i bet i eat good & shop fym o_o 
o_o good thing we saw like 5 balloons .... shitty parade this year 
justin bieber doesn't celebrate thanksgiving today ! ! ! !. cause he's canadian ! !. :o 
i try to fix a problem all day . i get the evil eye ! one call from my hubbs boyfriend and he's all smiles ! #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME which one of us are you thankful for most o.o lol jk . love you 
i saw the cutest indian guy at walmart like 20 mins ago . :o :o :o 
hope ya'll have safe travels & a wonderful turkey day ! thank u , to the men & women who served , & those still serving our country ! :o } 
my mom said that my new name is ufemia ... o_o 
USERNAME hahha me too ! literally have been laying awake trying to force myself to go shower :o 
USERNAME who are you talking about ? :o does bleeding green equal to jaejoong's fandom ? 
USERNAME me & USERNAME since acca <3 33333 #whatifwestayedthere .. :o 
what happened last night ... o_o my face , forehead , legs hurt ... USERNAME USERNAME 
gonna wear those stretch jeans later on so i won't feel fat after i eat all that thanksgiving feast :o #smartcookieholla 
USERNAME anyayare sa tl ko , parang lost at clueless ding katulad ko ? o_o 
walmart on thanksgiving morning . #procrastinator and a touch of #crazy . 
i just realized i woke up without my rubber bands (braces) and i think i swallowed them . #omg #imscared 
i live 10min outside of ny and have never seen the thanksgiving day parade in person #wtf i need to change that next year #bestpartoftheday 
armadillos only give birth in sets of four and they are all the same sex- fun fact by molly grove USERNAME #random 🐢 
gaji menteri kewangan malaysia rm80k sebulan :o haiisshh nak jadi menteri kewangan lah macam ni . hahaha 
money money money money money money food ! ! ! ! o_o ^_^ lol 
USERNAME omg ... yess ! ! lmao where have you been ? o_0 i'm an auntie as of the last week of october 
ugh don't even wanna get out of bed 😒 😲 
ok , i can't take anymore of these deja vú moments . especially when it happens in a state i've never been to before u_u #uhh #wtf #seriously 
i'm the only one up everybody is still asleep o.o " everyday thing with me 
after last night im especially grateful for everything #crazy #thankyougod happy thanksgiving , 
juliann' left and said she aint coming backk :o whaat happened ? 
my grandma said you ain't that constipated get some gloves and vaseline 😳 😳 😳 😯 😷😷😷 wtf 
USERNAME who's the random ? and you couldn't bring me ? ! ! #wtf 
my family is the oldest family i know of ... #omg 
there's already like 9 babies in the family right now . 😯 
USERNAME story of my life aka look at my last tweet hahaha #weird 
i don't think bosco knows this is a game .... #wtf 
i left my black friday shopping money & my id in my jacket at home . i'm not at home . time to go home & get back before the parade ! 😮 
watching a show about a woman who thinks that she's a half-reptile shape shifter ... #wtf 
talked about thanksgiving food all week , and i won't be consuming any holiday food today ! ! o_o 
when your girlfriend tells you that her first thanksgiving with you is her worst ever . #wow #slapintheface 
this last essay is going to be the death of me . legit . #wtf 
USERNAME i'm not even a vegetarian ! ! only because i can't turn my head away from bacon 😮 but all others ! ill be one with you today tho ! ! 
😵 wakeup 🙏pray 🛀shower 🙏pray 💺sit down 🙏pray 🚶stand up 🙏pray 👟head out 🙏pray 📝do work 🙏pray 🙌thank him 🙏pray #thankfulfor god 
i've made too many cookies . i don't know what to do with them :o 
#whyimthankful i have the most amazing family & friends ! ! when i need them , they're there ! ! most important , i serve an awesome god ! ! :o ) 
my dad yells that breakfast is ready and i come downstairs where he hands me a bloody mary #wtf #alcohlicfamily 
can't believe my husband has never heard of macy's thanksgiving day parade . really ? #thanksgiving #wow 
USERNAME sure stinks 2 be mr . potato head today :o URL 
if i was a boy the first girl id date would be my best fwendd USERNAME #random 
im peruvian puertorican brazilian irish blck and a smidge of platano ❤ o.o 
today i will be performing a lil experiment , i found a pinky ring that i plan to wear all day just to goof off with family , #crazy 
at a turkey fry competition with my babe USERNAME . #crazy #awesome 
how are these three year olds tap dancing when i was three i could barely freaking walk #wtf 
USERNAME 😁 ☺ 😮 yayy ! i've been hearing random stuff like that all week so i just hope it's all right so we can bring ut back to the top ! ! 
USERNAME ima crzy mix . peruvian puertorican brazilian irish blck and platano o.o ❤ 
hmm .... #oomf girlfriend likes me o_o .. oop ! 
still texting andrea over and over again ... o.o USERNAME 
sheeps decided that hanging out by my house was cool . c: #awk #sheep #cute #weird URL 
USERNAME it's not coldd thoughh o.o it's nice outside (: 
USERNAME you want my moms number o.o ❤ chill wht i got to lie about ? ctfu deadass . 
USERNAME ohh ps i tot u using iphone ? :o 
USERNAME how can you catch your self talking in your sleep ? 0.o if your alseep ? 
#cbs is gonna show a spongebob christmas special this weekend ? o_o 
why tf did my momma ask me if ad was coming over ? o_o 
oh god we're passing the old school o.o (@ lifeworks) URL 
USERNAME whaat ! ! oh damn :o lol i better go warn these people lmao 
people fail to realize that 2 wrongs doesn't make a right . don't fight fire with fire . you do wrong , wrong will happen to you ! #random 
thanksgiving with the girls . we spiked the rum o_o (@ nerd central) URL 
just the appetizers 😍 🍤 #turkeyday #thanksgiving #omg #yummy #friends #family @ bowes residence🎀 URL 
USERNAME o.o so this whole time .... lol never mind lol thought u was cuz u never said anything 
my room is cold . so cold that penguins are shivering under my blanket with me . which begs the question , who let penguins in my room o.o ;; 
okay , i am ready to pig out . but i should probably put some clothes on first ... o_o 
being at a highschool game is so small compared to a clemson game #weird 
babe said be ready by 1 & i'm still in bed 😮 lol 
USERNAME there is one january 19th on greensboro , nc 😬 😮 😗 😉 ☺ 😊 😄 
USERNAME o.o kay that's wassup imma be back in the ville though 
USERNAME wtf o_o you don't know what you missing shawty 
USERNAME o.o i got like 1 and a 3rd lol 
sam:mom i think a spider bit me me :o h great you are truning intto a spider pig ! lmfao 
no pizza for thanksgiving :c we're eating chicken instead :o 
i'm o_o as hell ! ! somebody hmu &&' idnt recognize who it is , so iget tlkd about &&' cut off ? ! 
sister just tried to take 71 north trying to go to my dads ! ! we ain't going to michigan ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME cheers . ps . don't say my secret name here lol 😵 
when i don't pull my hair up and let it dry naturally and my dog freakin pulls my hair #wtf 
why is that elf in the fetal position ? ! 0_o 
i wish i could take a picture of my sight with and without contacts . #crazy 
my little sister is a yard stick o.o lmlbo ! #grubtime ! 
is the left picture of me and sam good :o please someone tell mee URL 
“USERNAME 'the average person would have to run for 4 hours to burn off the average thanksgiving meal' by USERNAME URL 😮 
yay , i get to ride in my dad's big truck clear to frostburg . 😲 🔫 
#2 . a mixer would be nice ... seriously ... u want me to mix sweet potatoes up in a blender ... #wtf #mymomistrippin 
and then i had another dream about a really random person o.0 
if your gonna take a picture in the bathroom , put the toilet seat down first o.o lmao . 
remember when your background on your phone was a picture of yourself ? #weird lol 
my phone shitty af in houston but great in brenham 😑 #wtf 
why is my dad going to canada before coming to pick me up ? ! #wtf i've been traveling all day take me home ! 
USERNAME USERNAME hahahaha . my brother said he's having fried fish for supper tonight . o.o 
USERNAME :o why is mum in such a good mood lol and if you do you must give me le picture of you kissing the air 
USERNAME is that you playing ? because it was really good :o 
USERNAME whaa ? are you gonna eat that harry ? :o i'll gladly take it off your hands if not . i'm hungry~ :d 
its like every day i refresh my newsfeed and i see another young girl preggoo ... o.o #wut 
USERNAME why didnt you do that for me last time i asked for 3 ounces of dro ? :o 
are people seriously already lined up for black friday ... #wtf 
its only 9 and my phones about to die #wtf 
what happened last night 😲 ... beach club was out of control #hadonetoomany 
watching USERNAME in the macy's parade . my grandma said that he was dancing like a white micheal jackson .... ok then o.o 
omg , no my uncle did not just say that o.o 
been up since 6 :o o this morning .. #familyintown gonna have a good daay >> 
USERNAME yeaa mayne (: i think brandy and steph are too ? 0.o 
since when can sam from icarly sing ? #what 😵 
why would my dad throw away a rolex ? #wtf 
when the little boy you babysit 4 days a week starts texting you ? #whatshappening #wtf 
there's a 2 hour line for the fast pass for cars land , not even for the ride itself 😲 
USERNAME is in suchh a good mood today ... #weird #praisegod 
i think thanksgiving is a sexy holiday ... ha #random 
i'm thankful for so much , i wouldn't even know where to start :o 
USERNAME USERNAME im tired and hungrry ! :o get me food ! lol 
USERNAME thanks again for saving me last night ! #ew #omg #aboutdied 
today is the day i catch a heart attack 😲 happy thanksgiving twitter ! 
wtf no more icarly ! ? ! ? ! :o 
get the fuck out of here with that shit . #wow 
dam , i can't believe i still have this note 😭 😮 #mybestfriend #gottaloveher #finallylistened URL 
can't believe i haven't heard from my dad ! nigga i didn't know we got down like that .. #dafuck 0_o 
USERNAME lol me neither but i'll try it lol (paranormal activity: :o ) 
someone better bring me to elf the musical .... #wtf #elf #the #musical 
USERNAME USERNAME well i tried . you two should get an understanding then honey . i just don't want u running my friends away ( o.o ) 
lil bro tucked me into his bed but opened the blinds 0.o #nosleep 
USERNAME :o mas pelo menos ele ta voltando pra casa e voce nao vai ter passar o thanksgiving na sala de espera .. 
i wonder do they know i was peeing while taking a picture 😳 😶 😯 
beesan takes longer than anyone i know to get ready #wtf 
i'm not a person that can put things aside for a certain situation or a event #random 
USERNAME the bag as a gift for someone , lol . i was wondering if yous sold the cream cheese frosting separately ? o.o 
USERNAME takeover on #fuse :o good morning to me <3 :d ! ! ! ! 
she's three years old and has never once gotten out of line that way ... all of a sudden she's been growling and snapping constantly . #wtf 
ctfuu mha momma ask mee the boy iwas otp w . 2 o 3 oclock ina morning is he the one iwanna fuck cause iwas tlkinq to haa bout sex ... o_o 
USERNAME i got longer hair than you now ! :o 
just woke up a bit ago 0.o .. & mm smelling the yummy breakfast my momma made <3 
my mom told me not to eat till dinner ... 4 hours from now 😮 
lol my crazy aunt in sarasota thinks i made the dean's list . yeah ok . i just made honor roll . chill . wth . o.o 
why are my palms sweating ? i'm not nervous ... #weird 
i hate bein talked about behind my bac .. but i love da fact dat i'm da topic of yu bitches convo #random 
if you makes these faces when looking at your smartphone >_< :o :d in that order , chances are you're an old ass cunt 
USERNAME me too , i don't like saying it :o 
tj max had to be close when i was bout to go ham #wow 
USERNAME me too ! only when i'm doing the inside part tho #weird 
me:*checks battery status*-53% me :o h no , dat ain't gon work ! *searches for charger* 
USERNAME ahh what's up go i know you though o.o 
USERNAME i'm thankful for u too . even though i got mentioned third lol 😮 
USERNAME . awe i will .. :o its just hard & i love youu more . 
USERNAME lmfao trust ik the feeling .. my sister in law is dominican and when she talk to her family i be like wtf o.o 
USERNAME you so stupid don't smoke you'll die ! ! 😷 😢 😵 
don't see why we had to work today anyways :-o 
i'm actually really hungry and i just want my mom to finish cooking 😲 
USERNAME df o.o wat is she talkin bout and why is she worried bout me ? 
just realized my twitter didnt tag USERNAME in my tweet last night #wtf twitter 
:o tierra hasnt mentioned me or pryncess . oh ok >.> 
USERNAME i'm not getting money for christmas o_o that phone was one of my gifts 
hopefully this chicken sandwich holds me over until i get to jackson 😲 
i catch up on my twitter account when i take a shit #random #shitisay 
love getting a mass text when i have nobodies phone # #wtf URL 
USERNAME happy holiday , i'm gonna plump us up tonight . o_o 
family means nothing to me #random it's just a word . 
almost drowned i'm her 😮 so i swam to her 😯 #motto 
🍻pour up drank 😳 🔫headshot drank 💺sit down drank 🚶stand up drank 😲 pass out drank 😳 wake up drank 😜 faded drank 🍺 
so danny told me to play with the weigi board :o 
USERNAME he said u know who got the screw-ins lol o_o but he said happy thanksgiving 
i just got a messagge on fb from a dude sayin #random 
this just in: kool-aid is introducing watermelon as a flavor next year . game . over . 😵 🙊👏🙏👋 
it ain't so cool being a jive turkey on thanksgiving is it ? ? o.o 
USERNAME i don't just admit it , i embrace it . 😉 #omg 
thanksgiving ...... like christmas only less giving of loot . more eating of turkey and i forgot to get beer . crap :o 
USERNAME i google'd it ... it means one of my followers .... o_o i didn't know either ... 
i made a lowl (leopard and owl) and a tranapus (tree and platypus) #weird #imagination #imcrazy #stup @ ihop URL 
i hope black friday dont be like it was last year o_o 
need to get ready 😤 😯 😔 dk what 2 wear #toomanychoices 
only white people ... #smh #wps #wtf #lol #memphis @ walgreens URL 
ctfu , my fucking eyelashes was bouta come off damnn o.o 
fried turkey , i've missed you so much ! #omg #yum 
who tries to do it in someone's butthole when they're sleep ? o.o 
my baby sister has a loss tooth :o ! shes growing up :') 
ugh .. ! the word ... shaking my head ! ! people just throw that around carelessly ... whatever happened to no strings attached ? ! o_o 
USERNAME is actually playing words with friends is like ... close to my score/beating me ... #scary #wtf #how #omg 
the great dane looked so majestic 😍 😮 💫 #iwant 
brandon's home ! brandon's home ! brandon's home ! 😮 😃 😍 <--excited faces 
my phone stay goin dead what type of shit is that ? ? o.o 
USERNAME #crazy but you ha vent baked yet . and we’re on our way to eat 😧 
bestfriend ! ! ! i was happy to see you too ! & the dance 😯 👌👌 😏 
USERNAME awwe ! ! :) <3 u said b7bk ? :o 
USERNAME welcome ! :) aww :o and that sounds good . :) 
18 bedrooms .... 8 bathrooms ... 4 floors . :o wow 
if you're in birmingham hide yo kids . 15 year old sister is at the wheel 😖 😲 
rt USERNAME running 13 miles makes eating so much more enjoyable ! //and makes you #crazy ... happy thanksgiving ! ! 
black friday is slowly going to take over thanksgiving . who starts it on eight pm on the date ? ! #wtf 
not to mention this thick ass woman's perfume is suffocating me slowly 😵 😵 😵 
when the nurse doesn't know what he's doing and takes your stitches out the day after surgery and you bleed everywhere . #wtf 
USERNAME we thought you moved out of states c; lol jk we missed u in 6th :o 
las ofertas por el black friday son una locura . con el periódico del día te dan más de cincuenta libretos de distintas stores . #crazy 
lolls ! my bro just bruned my dresser , just though about . how he put that shxt out . o.o 
the disturbing things i find on youtube .... o.o URL 
to these little girls are getting it on maury :o 
USERNAME alright bro :o we gotta get up this weekend 
awkward moment when you see you cars with ball sacks 0.o lmfaoo 
i feel closer to people on twitter than i do on facebook . and i haven't even met you guys . o.o 
USERNAME lol well betsy wants to go to target so idk what were gunna do ! ! o.o 
mama was right grandma be basically paying me to leave her house #wtf #oldpeople 
USERNAME just emptied out my cup from last night .... i mixed loko and beer together ... uhh 😲 
thanksgiving is here & the sun is out ? 🙀 o.o 
USERNAME so thankful for amazing music .. with out music no :o ne would have feelings or anything . we basicly wouldnt be alive ! 
continuing to explore ohio today ... akron , columbus , and cincinnati all in one day . #crazy 
i have no idea what to wear :o *searching closet* 
from the p . r . o.o . f . team: happy thanksgiving ! ! ! ! 🍁🍂🍗 very thankful for the support ! ! ! 
i've also never not had a christmas dinner until 8th grade :o #randomtweet 
USERNAME he told me you were dropping it off o.o 
USERNAME i lost two followers in one night :o this is scandalist . 
getting my mom a smart phone was such a bad idea 😳 😂 😲 😓 😂 
but who uses american cheese for anything besides sandwiches ? o.o 
USERNAME i'm thankful for you so i can be a creeper . muhahahaha . 😊 😯 😶 
wake n bake with the homie USERNAME 😵 😗 💨💨 
i was suppose to get sam something :o oh well 
just touched down in polk countyy . i miss livin here o.o 
you know i ate that pussy cause she lightskinn : ) o_o 
USERNAME it doesn't hurt to appreciate what you have . :o 
i come downstairs and my dad is watching 'ti & tiny: the family hustle' #wtf #thanksgiving hahaha USERNAME 
happy thanksgiving guys ! time to stuff face 😮 😏 #muddslides #allday 
great workout with coach mims today , we went for three hours o_0 . #w . eittakes #grind #faithisall 
first thanksgiving being single in two years #wow #timeflies #depressing 
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i think my grandfather is really stressing today ... there's a cigarette butt in the toilet & we have never once smoked in this house #weird 
on my way to meet my boyfriend's entire family ... o_o nbd 
just lost 3 followers . wtf o_0 only got 1,319 now ! 
i just saw the cashier at mcdonald's get tipped :o 
i bought some jeans frm forever21 & they a 31 o_o 
i bet it would be interesting working at a adult store #adultwork #random 
my mom is still on the phone . wtf :o 
USERNAME i havent got one babe .-. do you get mine :o 
how have i used half of my battery in an hour ? o.o i need to stop 
i just realized .... every relationship that's started w my sisters have been from facebook messages ... maybe i should fb more o_o 
USERNAME pff like i ever laughed at your face you dumbo ! it's not that short o.o 
USERNAME leave ? not once . i think it's because i've never even said the h word to him . so yeah o.o 
i'm already full and im not even close to start eating ! . :o 
USERNAME yeah in share price - except nintendo is up in total worth and sony is down: remember value+quantity . also 360 is 7yo o_o 
damn fuck me ? on thanksgiving ? cuz i ain't say that shit back when u wanted me to ? 0_o 
i should just not have my phone when i'm drinking #omg 
it doesnt even feel like thanksgiving , i think its because this year went by so fast :o 
quality time with the seester #wesingsogood #ilikemymusicrealloudrealloud #wee #shesdrivingnotme #weird #poorchester USERNAME 
thankful for anyone who wants to help me with my history report or my english synthesis 😵 
had a weird dream so many random weird stuff but the weirdest was that me and USERNAME found diamonds ! oh & USERNAME you died :o 
USERNAME i kinda had a thing with your mom :o 
USERNAME 😵 😵 i think my heart just broke a little 💔 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i'm drunk still #wtf 
texas play tcu instead of a&m today ... #weird #dontknowhowifeelaboutthis 
USERNAME :o i was raised in maryland lls , why wouldn't i be . 
my aunt and uncle are talking about my cousin goin to the club #wtf xd 
goodnight everybody ! i'm boutta go into a food coma 😲 
online shopping is fucking addicting . 😮 i'm starting to think i have a lil problem ... 
lmao the twitpics of people's plates though ..... 😂 😵 
thankful for my little furball :o ) happy thanksgiving ! #november #thanksgiving #puppy # @ republic , missouri URL 
doctors told me that allison wait 5 pounds :o my baby gonna be small she probably gonna wait what her sis jazmin waited 6pounds 11 ounces ! ! 
just gotta paper in the mail for jury duty #wtf 
damn that #clublove #nuthinbutafitted USERNAME USERNAME #aboutlastnight #wtf #ineedmoresleep lol 
you know you have nothing to do today when you're selling all your gaia shit #omg #amiin6thgradeagain 
USERNAME :o i didn't see that tweet . that is pilar . :d they are writing a song together for her new album . yay ! :d 
are the mccafe good ? i wanna try one :o 
if i were a smoker , i'd be chiefing like hell right about now ! then bout at 1 :3 0 or 2, #destruction ! gotta give it time ! ! #kmsl #random 
waking up to a shit ton of happy thanksgiving text and i lost all my contacts a few days ago<< i'm so confused right now o.o 
USERNAME :o you she my table its like half american and half ethiopian hahaha #africanprobz 
my grandma said i have o.o i'm pretty sure that's a sex complement 
making my mash potatoes and mac n cheese ! 😲 
i'm gonna pray for the people who work on black friday ... saw this piece on cnn and there are emergency drills for shootings etc . #wtf 
feel sorry for my family i'm about to torture them with a month filled with christmas cartoons and movies ! ! ! o.o 
found out my cousin is a marine now ... wow 0_o 
i've never spend thanksgiving w . a guy :o , ! 
the new rihanna cd is the best one yet . 😮 👌 
everyone appreciate the people you're surrounded with today ! happy turkey day :o ) 
my aunt is so fucking bitchy . sad thing is im just like her sometimes 0_o 
hopefully going to my ' in laws ' ain't bad at all . still not used to them :o 
i had a dream i punches my mom in the face like 5xs ..... #weird 
failing math because i just don't have enough time to finish the exams -_____- #assholeprofessor #wtf #notenoughtimebyfar 
people who sit right by me and eat apples in the library are assholes #ihateyou 😠 😲 🍎 
wtf . i forgot my glasses . since when do i forget my glasses o.o ? 
but when you see a full body shot you're like 0.o da fuq ? ! 
USERNAME there it is just started it rt n :o w 
USERNAME i will admit , you're mah favorite 😮 😏 
convo set up . now a test then back to meet with convo speaker . then my last required convo . #senioryear #floridasouthern #fb #crazy 
moms says she'll drive me , i say i wanna get there on time and tell her to set an alarm cuz my phones dying , she never set alarm . 😡 #wtf 
everyone in grand rapids everyone fucks with each other :o #ctfu #ballinn 
i think USERNAME has been waking up before m all this week #crazy 
future lawyer scared of going to court for a traffic ticket ... #weird #timetogotomedschool 
i really don't why people insist on trying to start shit with me lately but pretty soon someone's gonna pick the wrong day 👊👊👊👊💢💢💢💢 😵 
i feel like i am destined to be with USERNAME ... imagine our fucked up mac lovin wild children i would birth ... 0_o 
my rooms so nice and clean >>> not normal o.o 
oh that doctor was so right telling me i'm going to feel worse these next few days . literally feel like i got ran over by a bus 😲 😖 😥 
USERNAME i totally did . i was all omg that rhymes . 😮 
it's cold as hell in my room #wtf is going on ? ? 
USERNAME yes ! i have a good memory & you mentioned it way way way back in the beginning :) lol 2 months ago :o that's a long time ! lol 
USERNAME :o oo . that's pretty , but it doesn't look very ...... fucnctional . :p 
me :( randomly sings) im bout to hit the club brian :( white boy next to me) and dance like a stripper o.o lol 
curious as to why i can log into pomona’s portal o.o 
but my other sheet , comforter . and throw are all still on there ... #weird 
i can't eat or drink i'm honestly dying 😷😷😷 😞 i've had nothing for over 48 hours 😣 😵 
love how i can't breathe out of my nose #wtf #sicklife 
i havent listened to #lanadelrey in 2 days now ... #wtf #withdrawals 
got the whole crew keeping an eye out for USERNAME o_o (@ engine 39) URL 
:o please ? ! ? ! o.o #puppyface rt USERNAME USERNAME have a feeling i won't but who knows lol 
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honestly this class is so boring . i could teach myself this information ! #why i pay so much to go to college and learn easy info ! #wtf 
some people like not returning pencils for some reason 😯 
that moment when your up all by yourself and you start hearing things ... 😲 
USERNAME i miss you too dude ! ! i won't be down till xmas i know i told you lol that's 5 months away from home :o 
can't believe my birthday is already tomorrow :o i didn't want it to come so fast :c 
colbertreport18 someone has been sleeping in judicial process 😮 😊 @ canterbury school URL 
sometimes math makes my brain feel like it's going to blow up . 😲 
#daysinn has the worse channel line up ohh and orange juice that tastes like peppermint #wtf nastiness lol ahh oh well 
#gagatweetthesurprise what if she tell us she's engaged to taylor :o i'd die 
i'm bout to slap her yelling out my sun roof talking bout and , she will b loved lol tf o_o 
mrs . galliano was a model when she was younger , until her husband left her and she got depressed ! #noway #wtf 😂 😂 😂 💁 
USERNAME it's serious business . i wonder how USERNAME is holding up ... 😵 
:o #wouldntitbecool if your ipod can detect your mood & choose a song on your playlist for it ? 
USERNAME lol , thanks ! i just finished , i hope i did good ! ! ! :o 
can't wait for classes to be over for the day . and i'm only half way through my first 😲 🔫 me . 
USERNAME USERNAME to be honest i feel like these numbers are hitting me in the face . 📖📚✏👊💢 😲 
USERNAME she had to figure out i barely talk so why would i read ? o.o 
think obama's motor brigade just passed me omw to work .. they blocked all the streets too . cool . o_o URL 
just found out that guys can use a pregnancy test to see if they have testicular cancer . #wtf 
“USERNAME channing tatum named sexiest man alive ? #soundsaboutright 😍 URL #omg #heardthat 
wonder what the hell keisha was watching last night .. i'm not used to waking up watching cartoon network unless he stay over .. #weird 
some female told USERNAME that she was him for halloween ! o_o wtf ? 
i'd love to straighten my hair but that won't happen since i don't have fucking power .... #wtf #thisisbullshit 
at work n this nigga gne cum up behind me n say cnt i b ur daddy #wtf 🙉 only at lance smh 
4th pd english + poems = i'm dead 😲 🔫🔫🔫 
youre a fucking joke . 18 an a 13 year old or 14 #wtf #dumbass 
woke up late , now my car won't start . #wtf 
if i'm not dead i sure as hell feel like i am 😲 
it's crazy how much can change in a year . #crazy #life #time #change 
USERNAME i tried to tell you to stop plucking them bad boys ... then you shaved the one o_o 
is it going to be cold all day ? :o 
USERNAME ............ #%%$%&&:$ :o :p [ :p :$]<[ :p :) :s^}:$]:$:s] #6 '&%$(84'*8)6"7 ....... 
s was my favorite word last night #wtf #whatdoesthatmean #whoami 
USERNAME you let a dog fuck you ! ? o_o what . the . fuck . 
my phone just died so fast and idk how ? #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME *watches as luigi walks toward the bush* o_o 
i actually show up early for class today , feeling good about myself , and my professor doesn't even call my name for attendance . #wtf #fml 
i just woke up to a dream about bill nye , ants , and house parties in odessa ? and riding in USERNAME jeep #weird #random 
USERNAME ... jim amd karen date ! ? :o URL 
he did things i did expect he would do :o 
most expensive condoms i've ever seen , #lol . #condoms #damn #lmao #trojan #crazy #wow #igers #in @ walgreens URL 
i use to dream about my wedding now i dream about stopping his weddings . bt i wouldnt do dat . . . would i ? o_o 
USERNAME wait .... that's tonite ? ? ! ! o.o 
was dreaming i was eating cut-up hot dog pieces dipped in ketchup while trying to set an asian guy up at a volleyball tournament . #wtf 
is this back to the way it used to be .... #omg 
my bad i have a pooping problem 💩💩 😱 😲 😵 
wait a minute . i didn't know twitter was used for everyones confessions bc they're too afraid to say them out loud so they tweet them #weird 
that was one beautiful ass asian guy o.o . how i know it was a guy ? once you listen to enough k-pop , you will be able to distinguish genders 
i had a dream that it was my birthday . #random 🎋🎊🎈 
a teacher really asked me if i come to prince tech o.o 
thank you jake smith for giving me this poptart ¦ :o } i was hungry 
USERNAME i know rite -.- ; and it's chill just waiting to bored the plane to south carolina ; :o 
8 am anatomy lab ... always a pleasure o_o #medicalschool 
there's 200 open seats and this dude sits right by me . #wtf 
i spend more time in twitter and facebook than anything else ... #wtf 
i don't actually think i've ever met someone who has said to my face that they think i'm a bad influence on them . #wtf way to innocent 
USERNAME USERNAME no problem , channels a spell through the crystal and watches it spit out flames into the air* cool :o 
so fuck , shit , and ass aren't in my phone but jedi is #wow #jediismakingacomeback 
USERNAME are you failing pre cal :o who's your teacher ? 
i almost took off when i seen that big ass dog o.o 
USERNAME me & my dad seriously had this conversation word for word 😯 
i forgot to tell y'all , this man in my class , last night , asked me was i married . 0_o sir , must of wanted me to upper cut him . #noring 
my aunt just ordered 25000 dollars of recording studio equipment she says she wants to get serious with her singing ....... interesting o_o 
i'm not a killa but don't pinushh 😵 🔫🔪🚑🚑 #chainzz 
"USERNAME #scorpioscope 11.14.12 ♏️ ❤ ️✨ URL USERNAME -cl- ? :o 
i live in alabama and its a shame about this seceding mess ... i hope america invades all seceding states ... #wtf 
a test , a midterm , and a presentation ! 😵 
USERNAME love you too ! you know my bday sunday *cough cough what you getting me 0_o bol 
for the first time ever , i just actually purchased an image for cover art for one of my stories . o.o #achievementunlocked #selfpub #levelup 
is that you ? o_o “USERNAME #nofilter #gucci #diesel #lacoste #pink #swag #swerve URL 
started my morning off with seeing a squirrel the size of a small dog #wtf 
kenya tells me to text her but she got a new number o.o -_____- 
half of the lights in the cafeteria just went off . #wtf 
USERNAME what's the next concert on your radar ? one of the guys asked me this & i had the o_o look for a second 
i always cough whenever i chew really minty gum ! #almostdied 😵 
USERNAME lmao and have lil baby summer cats fucking everything up 🚶🚿🚿💣💥💥 😲 👼 
#whenidrink shit tends to go down . 😂 USERNAME #saturday #goodlord #crazy 
i woke up in thought today was thursday .. in damn its wednesday . o_o 
i'm fat , then you look at my ankles and they're awkwardly skinny . #weird 
USERNAME wth ? ! lol i wonder how it located me there , i soo would take you , i need a tough cookie like you , i heard its a rough town o_o 
USERNAME i've never even tried a pair on . o.o 
USERNAME is preaching wide open on right now .. ww . wpipbereanradi o.o rg 
my iphone 5 lock button is fucked up #wtf #pissed #annoying #how 
imagine seeing the 80 ft blue spruce christmas tree next to you on the highway traveling from nj to nyc :o 
USERNAME yeah she'll get mad & i though your name was rudy o.o lmao ! 
here at lga airport waiting to go to miami to wet willies #plane #airport #miami #omg #huh URL 
almost got pulled over :o , it would of killed my plans . 
i understand how 15 year olds are like like ... 0.o wth 
USERNAME the time is n :o w #neontourageofficialbarber these niggas cant hold u back ! ! ! ! 
when you snapchat people during class and they look at you like what the hell are you doing #weird #lol #funnyfacea 
the internet is down and i need to register in an hour #freakingout #wtf #shuproblems 
USERNAME well i do ! i think youre absolutely amazing and someone would be #crazy not to think so . 
this child said she lost 14 pounds by smoking and taking birth control . o_o alrighty then . 
USERNAME :o :o :o don't say that :( i must be there in your heart <3 
it's colder inside my house than it is outside #wtf 
USERNAME you were following me before so it was surprising when it said you started following me o.o i don't pay attention either lol 
those dreams where ur aggressively possessed & tossed around ur room like a rag doll ... & its so real ur not sure if it was a dream .. #wtf <<< 
mom made me go to urgent care right now with her for our sicknesses . ha . #wtf #idratherbesleeping 
USERNAME i wish i was home 😲 whass hanninn ? 
needle right by my eye ... #ohboy 😬 😵 😟 🙊 
USERNAME USERNAME *purrs* i guess you like cats ? o.o 
the fact that i have to take myself to the doctors <<<< #imtoold #weird 
i feel like the last shit king kong took ! ! #sick 😵 
just realized i'm wearing a hot pink bra under a white shirt with no cami 😲 
does this explain total absence of gop to press the integrity of election results ? URL see a . e) and f) #wtf ? 
like when i met this old indian guy with a badass mustang and randomly became bestfriends lol that nigga tool me to fancy ass partys o.o 
o.0 rt USERNAME smoking can cause your nipples to fall off . 
i don't like to stop and get directions . i always think about that movie o_o 
USERNAME i saw the commercial and was like :o ! ! ! ! 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME i hadn't seen it ! wait ... that happened in book 1 ? ? o.o 
i brake for birds . i rock a lot of polka dots and i have touched glitter in the past 24 hours . #weird 
ijs ! o_o good morning @ the house of black outs ! URL 
i had a dream ms brooks told me i was stupid and slapped me #wtf 
i'm really excited to see what sidny got me :o 
yeah ya know . i just love being ignored its like the best ? ? #sarcasm #wtf 
USERNAME vj :d ! ! ! .. lol anyways i know yo ! smh , it's already about to be december & shit o_o time flew ! 
may god be with my next boyfriend . :o lol #pobrecito 
USERNAME i can't wait for your grand opening ! :o ) 
USERNAME noticing you're losing more followers everyday on instagram ... #wtf is up with dat 
woke up this morning to find my broken hair straightener . and there is no customer service number to be found .. #wtf 
something ill never do is take care of a nigga ... u better be taking care of me n mines ... if you ain't jay or kassi u ain't getting shit 😮 
USERNAME i thought those classes were fun ? i'm in spreadsheets . i'm dying 😲 🔫 
USERNAME what kind of hashtag is fatty fatty no friends . #weird 
i really hope we are not at this court house all day :o 
USERNAME so while you in alc , #relaxed i'm getting yelled at by the sub ... #wtf #help 
USERNAME <3 at ur avi pic u and USERNAME lovelies ! o.o ;) 
oh snap its USERNAME birthday :o you know what that means ? ? ? ? 
my professor is stuck in traffic 😮 🚙🚗⚠ #nowwhat #ohwell 
bol courtney gave a nigga my number . he think i'm her and he just asked for a pic lol; tf o_0 
hate comin to mel bcc this week , not cuz school cuz the fuggin circus & knowing there are clowns everywhere 😭 😱 😧 😲 
woww kimbrel isn't even a finalist for the cy young . #wow 
well , #usa is losing to #russia ⚽ #wtf #usavsrussia 
USERNAME i can't see emojis-.- lol and what time tho 6:45 ? :o 
it's such a depressing thought to think that god doesn't exist 😖 why are ppl so set on trying to prove he's not real ? ! ? #wtf 😠 
there are ppl that don't go to school .. then they're surprised they dnt know shit come test time ! ! ! ! 0.o #really 
nikkah with earing that like has a big ass whole o.o wtf ? 
USERNAME speaking of your writer .. . she can speak lithuanian :o 
that awkward moment when you’re tying to put your legs on someone and your feet touch their crotch o.o #cynthia #lesbianmoment #oops 
USERNAME i had a dream last night that some celebrity (i can't remember who) wrote a song about you o_o i was like , 
#oomf just said she .. she blacker than michael blackson ( 0_o ) 
i need to take my mom to . starbucks . believe she's never been there 😯 
USERNAME omg omg omg ! no way no way ! ! ! ! ! :o damn ! 
USERNAME nossa miga , você está afim de ficar relaxada ? :o 
i really don't want to go home for thanksgiving #weird 
USERNAME omg whitney i never would of known :( :( o_o 
when your professor tells you not to cheat yet he lets us use our partner #wtf #makeupyourmind USERNAME 
i need a new desk o.o this ones 2 small 
this chick put this huge fuckin piece of chicken on my wrap o_o lmao . 
three hours of sleep , yet in a really good mood o.o 
just learned sohcahtoa=some old hippie caught another hippie tripping on acid #omg #dead #onlyatcolumbia 
i know what your thinkn .. she made it work ... and that ass o.o #ifellinlove 
i need some butter .. how ratchet would i be if i went to rh & just grabbed a handful of butter packs & went back to my dorm ? o_o 
i'm so ready for this semester to be over , i'm schooled out 😲 . i need a little break . 
he smell like gym sweat , piss && idk but it's making my stomach flip😩😁 😲 🙊 #tf 
taking down notes without knowing what they mean .. o.o (@ sandford fleming building) URL 
i'm getting sick . again . man i just got too feeling better . #wtf 
every door in my hallway has a turkey with their name on it but me USERNAME .. #wtf #theyhateus 
today i work for myself , tomorrow i pay the #government for the work i do today . i should work harder so i can pay them them more . #wtf 
USERNAME our officers USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME should come out and belt this beautiful music ! 😮 
USERNAME what about tomatoes ? :o i want them on my subway 
watching awake brain surgery in ap psychology ... absolutely fascinating . #socool :o xx 
USERNAME guess i just skipped the whole going to bed thing this time around . 😵 
dis child fell asleep 2 minutes before we go inside the docters office . o_o really ? 
USERNAME did u see that free kick ? ? #wtf 
USERNAME put that poop down and start shaving . o.o 
by the end of this semester , my bio professor and i are going to brawl 👊💢 😵 
USERNAME i mean yeah if it was only your eye .. holy shit that extra detail is o_o lmao . 
USERNAME omg my brother turns 8 today too ! ! ! #weird lol 
great my concert shirt smells like weed -_- #wtf #ihopepeopledontthink #imapothead 
USERNAME if u do i'm taking ur man card lol i don't even watch that vampire shit o_o 
USERNAME gracias ! ! ! and then next week i will have 2 jobs ! :o 
sidney payton ! i am not my mom 😮 😑 
the weird guy next to me eating nuts out of a can with a spoon ... #wtf #youcray 
like wtf . in my back pocket arguin with my shadow ... lol #canibreathe #random 
USERNAME haha sounds nice :) where do you work ? :o 
in the middle of making breakfast && bam -- the lights go out what da hell smdh o_o 
omg channing tatum was named the sexiest man alive by people magazine . :o 
lol when a #preppy girl starts talking a gets a little teary eyed #omg lol 
omg i just seen i have a papercut ! ! :o on my finger ! :o o 
why every black person in america tries to do some type of shuffle when ... i think it's in our dna lmao #random 
i got an 80 ! i thought i was going to fail o.o 
dec .1st be @ thesilverdome for the #bigsean concert afterparty (free bday parties) hosted by #teamou #retweet #turnthefuckup #bang #wow 
USERNAME but but but your mom beat me to it 😫✌ 😳 #lol #crazy 
:o all this shiit im buying for when i go back to school .... 
just walked by a kid on campus sitting in the grass petting a squirrel ... #wtf #soconfused 
i'm having major caffeine withdrawals & its only been 2 days . 😲 🔫 
the only thing i've been able to afford to eat this week is ncdonalds & 50cent donuts #wtf 
who still wears southpole now a days ? o.o #justsaying 
USERNAME mother copeland should be more like you . o_o 
my tv turned on randomly in the middle of the night . #weird 
ehnn ( o_o ) rt USERNAME woke up in pain . not cool 
i'm so glad that wasn't in front of a whole audience o_o it would have been over for me for the rest of the year 
USERNAME im sorry nadine ! how did he pass ? im hoping it wasnt in combat :o #sad 
USERNAME omg there were fireworks by my house too o.o 
good freaking morning ! 😬 😲 😇 😂 😍 😍 wow #foodheaven #the #original #pancake #house ! # @ the original pancake house URL 
i love how i ask you a fuckin ? thats actually important & you text back 14hours later tellin me to get an app & dont even answer the ? #wtf 
laughed at a dude cause he had a birthmark in his dome then i relized o_o . 
soo i guess i'm going on spring break with USERNAME #weird never thought this day would come ! 🙈👙🍻 😜 
USERNAME i'll take your word for it but i thought that only worked on buses 😮 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME lmaoo bruhh i be feelin the same way in this damn class givin my teacher the look lols 0.o 
& my day has started off bad already ! ! #wtf #igiveup 
this means that i can't leave for phoenix until 2 instead of noon 😡 😤 😖 😷 😵 
just saw the nastiest spider making it's way toward me .. if he knows what's good for him , he'll stay way o_o 
left my dragonite at daycare ... 0_o smh guess i'll drive . 
the weather in dayton is weird , yesterday at night was so fuckin cold but today its kind of warm #wtf 
i think i'm the only person who listen to 90's & older music on a consistent basis :o 
2 of tim tebow's teammates anonymously called him horrible #wtf #messedup 
talking about boyfriends and girlfriends buying each other gifts in class and i'm just sitting here like o_o 
USERNAME rt: USERNAME i love counting the bruises all over my body from the weekend . #wtf #covered #loyolagirlproblems 
USERNAME had a dream just like that ! :o sucked ! ! ! ! ! 
my bio professor just made thee weirdest noise ever . #wtf 
wow , its actually not cold outside :o walk around a smoke a square time :) URL 
USERNAME USERNAME okay ? o_o *opens a portal the hat room* so ya ... in this room there are about 1400 hats ... 
USERNAME lahh yeke ... why they no have ? :o most unis in us do have em ! ! ! hehehehhe ^.^ 
that was prolly the hottest girl i've ever saw in the sheriffs department , damn #wow 
my new follower is asking too many damn questions for his own good lol , but ima be nice since today is wednesday 😲 😲 lol 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME is that an invitation jules o_o 
have an exam in math today . & a test in english on a novel . fuck my life . 😲 🔫 
USERNAME i am now anxious for 2 :3 7 hahahahahaha #random 
USERNAME if he retweeded this omg i wuld cry lls :o 
come for an 11 am meeting to schedule classes with my advisor & he's on the phone #wtf #douche 
USERNAME has sex with her cats ! #whodoesthat #freak #weird 
had a dream last night where i was texting USERNAME then the teacher ran my phone lol #weird #random 
i'm seriously thinking about doing it friday , it's gonna happen ! #omg #hashtag #independent .. that's why i'm tweeting about it ! ! 👍 
najlepsze kawałki kw z bartmanem nie poszły w tv . why ? o.o 
o_o say what ! ? how you hook that up ? // 
am i the doctor here or is he ? #iknowmorethanhedoes #wtf 
that awkward moment when you see someone with some grey hair and think #omg is that gordon gee ! #osu #buckeyepride #gg 
i just found out the 2 of the boys from one direction are gay ... :o 
ha ! texas wants to be it's own country #wtf texas 
you ever think how weird it's going to be to be an angel , attending your own funeral , seeing everyone mourn , but they don't see you ? #weird 
why is my moma taking so long to move man you got yo key dont no work need to be done tf yu waiting foe lol o.o 
this girl just said i look like i smoke weed #wtf how do i look like i smoke weed 
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these hoes at the nail shop doing each others nails & got me waiting #wtf .. what happened to customers first ? ? ? 😒 
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woke up to my lips being swollen . 0_o kinda hurts . 
my body is sore and tired and malnourished ! 😵 
USERNAME does it feel like horrible menstrual cramps ? 0.o 
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on a bus with two grown ass men singing along to USERNAME #theateam . #wtf 
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"USERNAME should i call it wtf or wow o_o URL i actually can solve it ! ! ! haha 
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had a dream that i got into like 3 fights behind the sav .. #wtf i know where i won't be going this weekend 
hungry , but i really gotta stop eating 24/7 #wtf is my problemm 
omg can i get out of this class already ? ? i need starbucks .. o.o 
oh okay flo . you don't know how to cite apa .. but we are required to ? ! #wtf #csdprobs USERNAME 
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USERNAME :o i'm sorry . do you celebrate anything ? 
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crazy lady gives me a sticker and asks for the visible $5 in my wallet . #wtf #ryerson #ryersonu #weirdedout 
USERNAME i need it for a whole year 😵 😫 
songs seem so much longer then they really are o.o ; 
walking into class and seeing mr reyes playing skrillex #weird #whathappensinenglish 
stay offering someone food but secretly hoping they say no .. o.o lol 
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wow , my mom's english has really improved :o #surprised 
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it's crazy to think how much has changed in these past months and how much i've changed #weird 
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i want a guy to write me a song 😯 
just got mind fucked by durarara ... o.o totally did not see that coming . #durarara 
i don't understand why ppl get jobs they know aren't for them ! ? ! ? ! o_o 
u . s . a's soccer team is fucking horrible ! #wow 
lmfao rumors going around that the whole team has stds 😲 wtf 
i swear the girl sitting next to us is having a complete mental break with reality ! 😳 #wtf #hfcc 
i'm madder than a blind lesbian in a fish market . 😵 😵 😵 😱 😱 😱 😆 😂 😂 
i don't have times for games jump straight to point #wtf 
he said good morning my beautiful white girl . . . wtf o_0 
so general motors just tweeted me about what car im getting ? #random #coolshit 
watching #usmnt v russia - odd to see a live sporting event on tv in 2012 without any transitions . they just cut to and from replays #wtf ? ! 
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actually paided attention through my entire economics lecture #proudofmyself now time to study for chem before precal o_o 
USERNAME you ready for the test ? o.o i'm so not ready ! ! 
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USERNAME i gotta see which one of y'all gotta bigger ass 😲 🙀 
is amazed by everyone at the college who cannot parallel park . #wtf 
because they sure in the hell didn't for my next flight ... middle #wtf 
i can't do it all but i do the most o_o 
woah totally forgot to mention my white supremacist cab driver last night #crazy #onlyinnyc 
professor brings his wife to class and she thinks she can breast feed in class ? #wtf 
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almost died seeing USERNAME face while impersonating our professor in stats #omg #sofunny #crying 😂 
USERNAME were you folding your laundry at 3 am too ? :o 
no classes .. but still got plenty work to do . cnt get no break away from school . o_o 
it's days like today that i really think kids are too young to date ! ? ! ? 😖 #confused #crazy #nomoredating 
class start in 8 minutes and nobody is here o_o 
don't feel like going to class at all 😮 🔫 
#whenidrink i get fucked upp but never wake up wit hangovers o.o 😋 
the movie dark crystal still gives me nightmares ... #imababy 😟 😲 
where getting a new store manager . and hes here :o dom dom daa . 
females can go to sleep in some damn leggings but can't sleep with socks on ? o_0 
registering for classes today , hopefully i don't regret taking microbio and chem at the same time :o 
its weird seeing a guy wear yoga pants ... 😳 😲 
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USERNAME seahawks just went off 😬 😵 😲 😵 😲 😵 😲 
this random girl hugs me out of no where ... #awkward #wtf 😐 #uhh ? 
some of the stuff females put on her gives dudes the liberty to call them hoes ! but you mad ? 😶 😮 
oh , ulysses must have been cold someone have him a scarf #weird 
noo i just broke my backpack #wtf ! ! ! ! ! ! 
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USERNAME :o omg . smh . he prob still mad bout when he couldnt come over . -_- 
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USERNAME just a random ass place in the airport , pendleton . turns out it was like a yuppie county store o.o 
the fact i can't pick classes over a stupid fuckin form is blowing my fuckin mind right now . #wtf 
my phone gets no love . o_o smdh im not stressin ' tho people come & go .. 
yees ma'am rt USERNAME USERNAME your gunna be back friday ? 😲 
USERNAME sittin behind this kid and he doesnt even know it .. im gonna mess with him :o 
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USERNAME USERNAME what if she doesn't let you ? ? :o 
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USERNAME does your bio professor show a 70s hippie video to teach protein synthesis . #wtf 
when u figure it out please inform everyone ! ! ! rt USERNAME trying to figure out the purpose of bad breath ? ! ? #random 
USERNAME what color of style do you's have ? o.o 
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everybody on twitter is self made . am i the only person that realizes tht you have parents ? 0.o 
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USERNAME USERNAME i thought this was a joke account until i read it all . o.o 
USERNAME no wayy ! nick has a twitter ! ? #omg 
. goes in stall .. df ? yall got whxt churn in here . and nerdss dat look like drake o_o my ass be akn slow man . 
oh that feeling of relief when your class got cancelled , should've emailed instead of making me walk half way across campus 😮 🙏📓📝 😵 🔫 
o_o theyre cloning endangered species to protect them from becoming extinct . 
i dont blamee yuhh for your actionss i know i did wrong ! ! 0.o 
my car got towed ! ! ! ! 😵 #santamonicaprobs 
chest tizing ? ? o_o ... no we whoop ass 
i haven't had a single class canceled this semester . #wtf 
got two 12s🔉 sound like two 15s 🔊 😵 👂🎶 
USERNAME lmao go ahead ! i wanna see you do it :o 
broke the tea thing . #tea #omg #fail #tacobell @ taco bell URL 
everyone has that dumb friend that just makes you be like o.o 
"USERNAME #wow cc USERNAME rt USERNAME qui est capable de faire ça ! URL how is this possible ? ! 
according to USERNAME , philadelphia is a country . #wow 
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i eat pussy she suck dick at da same damn time :o 
stop worrying about what others want . think about what you want .. broo ! o.o 
many people assume by my complexion that i'm talented at mathematics . actually , they don't , and it's not true , but i wish they would :o 
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just saw a pic of ash ticklz and rebecca glstvybmuf #wtf #lesbehonest #fatasfuckkrebecca #asleysnewfatassbestfriend -hunt lol 
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when my mom calls me just to tell me she loves me . #youwokemeupbitch #wtf 
ive come to the conclusion its going to be a bird apocalypse , not a zombie apocalypse .. o.o 
forgot how fast i walked o.o ... who needs a car to get food pssh 
sorry everyone i guess i'll stop tweeting for the day .. USERNAME #wow 
kent state stark has their very own unique from #glee #weird 😳 
did this old really just take a picture of my tits while on the subway ? ! ? ! #wtf 
why would someone pretend to be someone that they're not behind a computer screen & mess with sometimes feelings . #wow . 
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USERNAME that still makes no sense lol 😯 😯 😯 
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lowkey i think noke be trying to fuck me lmaoo frfr though i don't like him at all #random 
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omg i never texted him back :o haha oops :p 
USERNAME but if you weren't sensitive would you be able to express yourself the way you do currently to god ? o.o 
you are no longer my favorite . #wow #shocked #hurt 
just ran over the biggest blood smear i have ever seen on the road near windber ... i gagged #ew #wtf #fuckedup 
so i'm guessing my teacher decided not to come to class and didn't tell anyone ..... #wtf 
i love when i'm doing decent in a class and everyone else is failing . 😮 oohh ! ! ballin ! ! 
what do you tell someone when they tell you they like you ? when i already like someone that's not them o.o oh jesus lol 
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USERNAME how do people get your tweets sent to their phone ? i've never seen that option o_o .. my tweets going to folks phone too -_- 
that moment when a girl bends down & has granny pantys on o.o 
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i have an interview in two hours . i'm super nervous . 😳 😷 😱 😶 😯 
my mother hasn't even gone thanksgiving food shopping yet , #wtf ? ? ? ? 
be kind , for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle :o ) 
guess it's about time for me to hop off that family plan . #wtf 
two guys try to board back of the bus without paying , driver nabs them then they have the nerve to ask an elderly man to pay their fare #wtf 
now idk when's the last time i drank goose #weird 
USERNAME naww but we should rendezvous over break and hit the city 🍻🗽 😵 
what happened to ace hood o_o i liked that guy .. 
i had the craziest dream ! ! ! ! 0.o ! ! 
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going to schedule my 40 hours of volunteering at the hospital 😵 🔫 
USERNAME i'm really tired ok that's what i get for having arguments w/my bf till 3 am #wtf 
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USERNAME i brought my chino food c: ... and :o o , im more hungry now /: . one qu . is ihop good ? .__. #neverbeenthere 
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my momma smashingh these grits o_o grits they soo nasty ! 
USERNAME mine too ! (20 percent battery remaining) dies ... or it says that then it has like 50 percent power ! ? #weird 
USERNAME i don't know if you realized this or not , but our son is one year old . #wtf #wheredidtimego 
no lie i came home from work and sat on the couch for 3 seconds , oki comes up all excited to see me and puke burps on my lap ... #wtf 
i thought stadium fields in bosnia were bad ... this #algerian field is a damn pool ! o.o lol horrible 
apparently the marlins were blown away by blue jay's offer . huh ? ? ? 😯 
sub teachers be putting people on blast at school about me and my best friend . #omg URL 
super cute guy looks at me and says , 😮 
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USERNAME 😮 is that what you want to be ? 
dudes now a days motto is h :o :e . hoes over everything ! 
just over heard a girl crying about a boy that hasn't talked to her since the 4th of july ... wow .. i hope i'm never like that #crazy 
this nigga tapping his head like it itch but he aint got no hair o.o 
keeping my old math notes because i know i'm going to need it when i take this college math course . o.o i hate math . 
gym timee ! ! ! finally been almost a week with out going to the gymm 😵 
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i really just got a 4 out of 160 #wtf 
i have nothing to do for the next hour and ten minutes until my next final 😲 😲 😲 😲 
is torii hunter worth 26m for two (2) 1,2 years ? #mlb #tigers #thatsalotofmoneys #2years #wow i think not ....... 
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5th floor cram sesh with USERNAME and USERNAME 😧 😲 😬 
USERNAME gahh ! i can't believe i sat through throse classes and didn't know #wow 
USERNAME courtney ... this is so weird i'm missing school too o_o 
soo happy i went to class today ! #wtf #lolz 
getting n the car making a nigga put the loud out #wtf 
this ore drill just scared the shit out of me . #omg 
my eyes will rob me blind . #wtf #eye $ 
ok i can not pay attention today in class 😲 ✌ 
umm fbi raid at union city's city hall ... #wtf is going on ? ! 
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:o slept in today and missed class ... d: two of them . 
USERNAME giselda says hii , she in autobodyy now :o , and its a good thing :) i promise 
wtf he laughing for o_o the only one laughing smh 
^ o.o v v o.o ^ ^ o.o v v o.o ^ #earexercises 
went from a 95 to a 74 in stats because of one exam . #wow #sucks #sosad 
shit , i might pass during my test . yikes o_o 
one minute you hate that nigga next minute you love him o.o 
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mr . vogt has a sub ! ! ! we can see the sun ! ! ! there was a window in his room ? #omg @ norris highschool URL 
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had a dream that hot chelle rae was at a sail meeting .... but miley cyrus was singing .... 22 by taylor swift . #attackofthepopartists #weird 
USERNAME you left me ... here :o turn around . 
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o.o . d . a -observe , orient , decide , act 
ahh ! ! ! waking up at bermuda with none of the guys around . this is a bit awkward o_o 
one thing i experienced today , i hate being sick at college ... 😷 😲 😰 
my nails really help me crack pistachios without hurting my fingers 👍 #random #buttrue 
that awkward moment when your real life stalker follows you on twitter . o_o 
why did i just wake up to the today show on my tv ? on the part where they're about to perform ..... 😲 
some kid just pulled out medication that is like a mild form of lsd ! ! ! #wtf ! ! ! 
mom comes in the car and who does she bring up o_o . . . imean damn its impossible to get over some one who ppl constantly talk about . shit 
i havent snapped a picture all day :o wow .. 
USERNAME teacher just called me out on never paying attention is why i do so bad on the tests . 😤😩 #whodoesthat #wtf 
when you go to start your car and the batter is dead <<< #wtf 
ha good and bad news keep coming at me .. my emotions are just up and down ! #wtf 
i have to pee really bad and this car in front of me won't go any faster #omg #letsmoveit 
why does it always smell like bo in tenhoor 😣 😲 😷 #sogross 
USERNAME i heard it's your birthday :o why didn't you tell us ? ! happy birthday ! ! ! ! ! 
me and somf went to carowinds .. this year i had a ball ... i screamed on the first ride den was g da rest of the rides lol .. #random 
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i think next wednesday on my birthday imma wear a dress to school :o 
this cough will be the death of me #ihatebeingsick 😵 🔫 
lady at the grocery store asked me if i was eligible for the senior citizens discount . #wtf ? 
USERNAME thank you ! he of course , went to work this morning #crazy 
missed work :o fuqk it ill just show up tomorrow . 
why is our lunch table getting smaller nd smaller ? ? o_o 
also i look so blazed right now . #wtf #eye $ 
my aunt did not just call me to get directions to my office for a client she met on the street . oh wait , yeah she did #wtf #icanteven 
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USERNAME so happy for your papa #zip for heading back to work . sure he was going #crazy staying home . #cancerloses 
im tatted 😂 😂 😂 😲 rt USERNAME niggas say they tatted wen they only got two or three tattoos . ! lmfao 
in my dream last night i was chewing gum & when i woke up this morning my jaw hurts ... #weird #confused 
i can't find nancy in the book :o im blind -___- 
someone kindly , shoot me in the fucking face 😲 🔫 
USERNAME :o omg girl you must be a pro by now ! ! ! ! 
i can't believe i used to think pritchard's class was hard ..... #wow 
stacking trash cans is apparently something cascade does now . #wow 
b . o.o . s . i . e b . a . d . a . z . z dat me wipe me down .... #boosie 
USERNAME you do ? :o or you just said that ? and lol hes soo duumb & its not but i still have homework -.- 
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USERNAME i've been in american eagle twice in the past week and you haven't been there both times . #wtf 
while i’m complaining , might as well bitch about USERNAME and how incredibly inconvenient it is to pay with a cc + costs $4. #wtf 
USERNAME is it just me or were we getting picked on in class today ? #wtf 
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USERNAME i did that once . i looked surprised for about a month ... 😯 
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USERNAME its okay if your black . we dont discriminate :o lol jk . 
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walking into a room with kids arguing about abortion .. like literally arguing . #walkingout #canthandlethis #wtf 
that one photo USERNAME took of me o.o … i actually like lls . -. 
my #purell looks pink instead of red . i wanted a red holder not a pink one 0_o URL 
damn thot bae was calling forgot i was playing music . o_o 
running on 3 and a half hours of sleep and i feel more awake than i did when i got 7 #weird #stilltakinganap 
USERNAME ur not that short lol i'm too tall :( and lmfaoo why they call u that ? o.o 
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gay sex scene on the soap opera in the nail salon #awkward #weird #why 
sitting beside a kid in class that smells like asshole << #unacceptable #stinks #takeabath ✋👎🙊💩 😵 🚿🛁 
ways of looking at it like water and h2o are the same but different ways of saying it . 😮 😯 😯 😯 
i mean ... since i work at an ortho office ... i wanna put braces or invisalign on her hahaha #weird 
admiring the view :) #park #random #instagood #love @ delta woods park URL 
#supreme #extremes #wtf USERNAME call my cell later we gotta talk #divadeets 
the chair in my cube makes ridiculous noises if i move the tiniest bit . i'm about to oil this bitch so i can move freely again in peace #wtf 
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i almost got hit by a car for them not stopping for me at the crosswalk . #wtf 🏃🚗 😳 
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USERNAME yes i am :o and we both know it ! 
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the amount of assignments and projects i have due is unreal #collegeprobs someone #helpme #illpayyou 😵 👎💰📝📄📑 
#random aint nothing like seeing a man in uniform . #workingman 
i want the galaxy s ll because it has a huge ass screen 😯 
don't think i've ever ate a cheesesteak that fast in my entire life . 😮 😷 
i have a thing for elbow patches and kordaroy blazers wheww #random 
is it weird to see crows fly .... in a circle ..... over a house ? o.o :o 
this boy in my class is in 10th grade & never had a girlfriend o_o 
USERNAME welcomee to my one direction lifee ! ! #directioners ! :o 
“USERNAME do you really need a camera with 4g connectivity ? #wow . URL 
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we all have a 50% chance of dying of heart disease 😵 #scarey 
USERNAME you remembered 😮 aw i love ya ☺ ❤ 
he told me goodmorning babe like we go out or sonething 0.o nah dont post that shit on my wall & ion know you ? 0.o tf you thought 
2 chainz is soo stupidd lmao if u really listen to his lyrics ur just like wtff ? o_o 
people are fucking psychotic 😂 flipping out over a 5 min line #omg #stupidbitch 
some history jokes are actually not as corny as i always thought them to be o.0 
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this girl in my astronomy class has a bun on top if her head and then two braids hanging down . #wtf ? #whodoesthat ? #bitchbehigh 
the mini heart attack i just had when i almost dropped my phone .. 😵 
gotta go up to this school at 11 ughh o.o 
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handed out my last USERNAME business card at the #callmekuchu film screening last night :o 
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tweefin . twitter beefing o_o fuck bitches who cant mind they damn budness . 
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USERNAME or you pouring whole bottles of cholula into your mouth .... #weird 
o_o «USERNAME teacher accused of turning teen student gay URL 
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USERNAME i'm so curious on how you got the opportunity to meet obama o.o 
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buy a #devils hat , and realize they left the security thing on it . #wtf #withalex @ brunswick square mall URL 
yess yess i always say my hearts taken and guys are like 0.o and im like by my liddo dest hehe ^.^ dont confusse it im singlee hehe :) 
this kid just said that he was woken up last night at 2 a . m . because his mom wanted him to take the garbage out #wtf 😂 😂 
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USERNAME got a share on USERNAME and it wasen't from one of us ? #wtf ? URL 
:o thanks babe for waking me up ! it's 10 :3 0am gotta get ready 
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did nawras just raise his voice at me over a tweet ? ? ? o.o 
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toro needs to take me on a data already :o 
my philosophy teacher just called himself a football slut #wtf 😳 
mum said she'll wake me up in an hour . it's 5 hours later . #wtf 
just tapped someone on the shoulder and said bro you almost done , and then she turned around ..... o_o #sorry 
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USERNAME shut up stoner i need my beauty sleep 😲 👸 
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me & kiana were like :o ! ! lmao she's trippin 
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soo some guy in my class said he googled me last night , and was telling me about myself , #wtf #creep 
isn't it a little fucked up that my dad had to buy his sons (33&40) their tickets home for christmas ? #wtf #pathetic 
policjantką, owszem , chciałabym być, ale nigdy z prewencji . o.o 
shoot me in the watch , i got time to kill ⌚🔫🕓 😲 
o.0 ... i spy a goth goddess . black on black on black #666 
i still have my screws in my leg ! ! ? o.o #wtf #shocked #damn #horriblememories 
why does #oomf have a naked dude as an avi ? o.o 
your shoes and feet stink , i suggest you get new shoes or get that checked out #dyingoverhere 😵 
some random ass dude just came up to me , grabbed my computer , and added himself on my facebook 😟 😲 
never push the red button while sitting on the toilet . #crazy #clea @ des moines international airport (dsm) URL 
my brain is actually on overload from all of the information i am processing for my two exams today 😵 
USERNAME :o i would go insane ! ! but clean slates are the best ! 
it's funny how on an iphone for testing other iphones it's blue but like the droid guy is green the texts are green #random 
wth i go in the house , and my sisters dog head was in dog food ! ! she ate the whole bag ! :o 
it's official #lifeisnotfair a scrub nfl player like jerramy stevens is going to marry hope solo #wtf 
in cabin 304 me and justin have the same favorite dessert ! :o it's meant to be ! ? we're soulmates 
if she was a dude she would get her ass beat b4 skool out . o_o fuckin wiff sumbody bm will get you bent #lgbm ! 
just want a passing grade on this test please ughh i need to do good and it sucks bc i have no idea what 3/4 of this crap means # 😟 😲 😫 😭 😰 
i love being called sweetheart or baby girl .. #random 
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tf she asking me all these questions for , idek babe o_o 
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apparently , i have a spanish test now ! o_o 
why are gay/bi guys trying talk to me ? do i look gay or something ? #wtf #no 
been craving deviled eggs for the longest time . #weird 
USERNAME makes me even more excited for tonight ! :o as for bloody face's identity , i'd have to go with dr . thredson . 
USERNAME 4 lol . i was being funny cause of your tweet 😂 😂 😂 😲 
just got toothpaste in my eye and let me tell ya ! that shirt hurts worse than burtbees in your eye 😵 
so i changed the channel to this show called #catfish and i'm surprised . instead of car fishing it's some blonde chick . #wtf 
i love banana peppers ! ! ! ! ! 😲 ❤ 
there's this really sexy milf in my class lol she doesn't even look like a mom :o haha and she's 23. she looks my age ;) 
when the lunchlady goes into the bathroom . and . doesnt close the stall door so you see everything <<<< #omg #awk #whatjusthappend 
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red light and green light at the same time ? #wtf URL 
mass amount of happy new year/sal mubarak texts . o_o 
i know everyone's name cause there all from my highschool 😮 
foo fighters , the word alive , and abr . i need to see all of those o.o 
USERNAME the smell of beef jerky will always remind me of the party bus and USERNAME 😲 😩 #throwingup 
3 more hours , not sure if i'm going to make it .... 😲 
why do some people mistake simple conversation as #smh #wtf #-.- 
USERNAME you may be the luckiest person 😮 #envy #you 
my stats teacher keeps telling us to and all i can think of is that high school musical song .... #wtf 
kevin hart katt williams pandora >>>> #dead #hilarious 😲 😆 😂 
never thought i would see the day were #facebook and #zynga are some of only stocks i own in the positives #neverthought #wow #badday 
the fact that undrafted isn't letting me type more than one word for a caption<< #wtf 
why couldn't there be a food fight in c lunch :o 
néed to get home i can't be here any longer 😲 🔫 
never thought i would see the day were #facebook , #rimm and #zynga are some of only stocks i own in the positives #neverthought #wow 
there is a gawddamn panda on campus today . #wtf 
no bitch next to me . i am not taking selfies in class . i mean i am but it's snap chat so it's #straa snap chat >>> psychology 😵 😡 😴 😖 👺 
USERNAME whata ! :o so its your imaginary gf ! ? 
omg what would the world be ... w/o headphones ? ! ? ! ? :o 
so not following anything my professor is talking about right now . #math #wtf 
did my dog seriously just jump over me to get on top of the couch ? ... #omg 
so this dude was in the bathroom takin a dump with no shoes on 0_o .... barefoot tho ? smh 
possessives advertisements are crazy all over the place . #excellentmarketingteam lol #random 
#makeup #kmart #random #like #likes #follow #followback #girl #ig #igaddict @ kmart URL 
this is not what i meant when i said #food #burger #wow @ bears den cafe URL 
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USERNAME count to 10 in russian before you hurt anybody . :o ) 
y mi clase se convirtio en un karaoke ! hello wednesday :o (@ sdsu college of professional studies and fine arts) URL 
USERNAME yes that's the exact way i see it too ! haha we are so much alike it's #weird lol but in a good way ! 
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my eyes have watered unbelievably all day long , & idk why👀💦 #wtf #annoying 
mtv got some weird ass shit on right now #wtf #crazyasshit 
seriously get me home to my couch statt 😵 😐 😐 😐 
is this usher that i'm hearing is true ! #wtf 
studying for my massive apush test tomorrow < getting punched in the faced with brass knuckles over and over .. 😲 😲 💣🔫 
USERNAME get off of twitter you brit ! :o p 
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me :o h shit i need to take that off fb wtf you:so is it ? 
everybody all out a wack today in class ! ! ! ! i seen boobs and belly :-o -_- eww 
can you imagine .. if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone ... o.o 
boże dzięki ci za to , że jestem ostatnim rocznikiem idącym starą podstawą programową. to , co się dzieje po mnie to jakiś cyrk o.o 
been wanting him to hand it for a minute ... 😲 😲 😲 #xrated 
that's yo boyfriend ! damn ... looks like yo brother o_o 
and yet a guy that just wants sex is going to a party with me where neither of us know anyone . really ? and you cant come see me . #wtf 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME they get you real messed up over there 💊💊💊💊💊💊 😲 
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USERNAME no i didn't see you walking weird :o i didn't really check you out lol . 
doode i just smoke now im getting chipotle . :o <3 
just smashed my hand in the vault door 👎 😲 
USERNAME lol i know that . but it must be true since your getting mad :o 
omg the zaps from the delta chi america swap keeps coming back to haunt me ! #soembarrassed 😦 😲 🙈 
just witnessed a chinese manager of a restaurant give $10 for a $6 box of doughnuts to this boy and said donate the rest to the church . #wow 
alright , i really had to piss an there's no gas station #wtf #goonnapeemyself 
USERNAME you ! lol . be my girlfriend ! o.o lol 
o_o wife ? rt USERNAME stalkin ma wife's tl ^_^ 
why #tf is hot outside in the middle of november o_o ? ? ? 
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so 'steve carrel's nose' just started following me on here . #wtf #weird .. all i know is that steve carrel must be really nosy ! haha #badjoke 
there's a lizard on the wall in my 1:00 class ! ! ! 😮 
oh i'm sorry was going to verizon and having you blocked not enough of a hint ? you still try to find ways to hit me up #wtf leave me alonee 
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i really dont know why females want guys to call them beautiful and pretty when there just gonna deny it . like #wtf 
last night i saw so many cops it was unbelievable , fuckin cockroaches are still out today ! #wtf #cops #hotouthere 
i have to pump out some serious studying today 😲 
i be wondering how them big booty hoes while they ass 😯 😂 
what if i go to the maury show and they call me on stage then bring miranda out from the back o_o . 
lol don't pay attention to what i say n do sometimes #weird 
the dog fucker was suspended . good work guys and girls . (USERNAME USERNAME ... dog fucker on twitter #wtf 
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that nigga said i kiss my girl after i cum in her mouth :o lmao USERNAME 
also shocked that other people are using the hashtag #impossibru 😯 
i love it when people go to the great extent of copying my life step by step in some f*cked up attempt to live as me . #weird #imustbethebest 
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just passed a plane landed on the 65. #random #sighttosee #airplanes 
why are we watching #soultrain in health ? i just don't know .. o.o 
loling at freshman drama over a volleyball game . nobody takes it seriously , chill children 😯 ✋ #mybrother #subtweet #dq 
USERNAME :o u finally went to tje clinic wut did they tell u . ? ? 
USERNAME USERNAME he has the same birthday as me :o your friend is super lucky 
so weird that today was the last day of my first clinical #wtf #sad 
USERNAME lmao she weird like that .. smdh talking about when he's sitting quite he's sick but when he's jumping up and down he's ok o.o 
once i finish a project or presentation i can't stand listening to others' ... it's like , ”ok teach , can i leave go now ? ” ... i'm impatient :-o 
just realized that thanksgiving is next week #wtf #wherehaveibeen 😳 
adam just told me the funniest story . 😂 😂 i'm dead 😲 😲 
i swear i've slept for like 13 hours ! ! :o 
but where am i getting all these new attractive followers from o.o 
this research project is gonna be the death of me . . 😵 
people that are always in someone else's business << #wtf #weirdos 
i need my ass beat for all the shit i got packed for #thanksgivingbreak o_o 
USERNAME :o your ruder then me ? i like it .. but follow mee 
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i found the chocolate cookies that my mom hid from me .. oh my :) o.o 
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i feel like my eyes are going to pop out of my head . #weird 
lost my numbers o_o fml . d/m me with your number . 
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where do wrestlers go after college ? like i don't think i've seen pro wrestling on tv before ? 😯 
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انا اعرف الناس .. بيلبسوا سلاسل عادي ,, مش جنااازير o.o ! ! 
yea * awkard laugh* 0_o rt USERNAME lastnight USERNAME and i solved a major mystery lol * evil laugh * 
two mile run , i'm dead 😵 🔫 #exhausted #yawn bedtime yet ? 
having an odd number of tweets bothers me . o_o 
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this is what i'm sitting next to in welte garage .... #wtf #forreal ? @ welte garage URL 
just scheduled a 7:45 am class for next semester 😵 😭 😭 😪😪 😔 #hadnochoice #gonnabelateeveryday 
i run my life like a business . each day has calendar events and only communicate important things via email . #weird 
starting to hunk this crap gone be he death of me 😵 😲 
kids in my school that meet up in the bathroom stalls and eat and talk together .... #wtf ? 
marshall county is turning into a big ass shit hole . #wtf 
o.o rt USERNAME i just got rejected by a darkskin nigga . little stupid bitch . 
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i feel like everyone staring at me ... yep they are . o.o why the fuck .. 
USERNAME who ? ? ? im confused ? ? :o 
aww she's good with kids tho o.o ... weird dog ihave smh 
my breath is repulsive from that salad with onions 😵 
that akward moment wen someone asks u was ur name in the dm and ur twitter name is ur name o_o 
USERNAME USERNAME what event do you wanna do ? :o 
ms . vedder is like my favorite teacher . #crazy 💁💗 💜 
USERNAME .... i'm good at writing essays :o wait what about ? 
“USERNAME remember when i was dying USERNAME yes , yes i do ! the most trippiest shit ever ! ! :o 
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thus is gona be the 4th day in a row me an him haven't seen each other .. #crazy . 
#omg who is fucking with me ? nike foamposite #penny1 "fighter @ john f . kennedy international airport (jfk) URL 
when women with huge boobs run for their train ! ! ! o_o 
how are people wearing shorts to school ? ... i freeze in sweatpants and a hoodie . #crazy 
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USERNAME i think i started watching it when i was like ... 12 o_o it's been so long i can't even remember , lol . 
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omg ! you sound like a monster ! USERNAME talks tob USERNAME like that ... o_o wtf . 
so to the girl sitting next to me eating hot potato salad and cold cucumber salad #wtf #weirdcombo #stop 
them playing don't tell me you love me as you're waking up o_o #subliminalmessagemuch x_x 
• have migraine/neck pain . i look up symptoms against my better judgement . i could be wrong but , i think i just died . #headneckeyepain o.o 
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i swear my mom be on games when it comes too money 0_o 
i have a job interview at free people today :o 
USERNAME ikr lol but some guy is retweeting all mah tweets o.o lol 
USERNAME USERNAME #wow . y'all should check out the USERNAME factory for a good time- ask for julian . xx 
i workout everyday , but still get tired walking up stairs . #wtf 
walmart is playing the graduation song right now .. #itsasign #omg 
USERNAME i'm wearing my uniform too :o well , kind of ! 
just realized my phone has been in the fridge at work for about 45 minutes ... 😮 
anyone on xbox live trying to invite me or anything sorry for not responding ... i have my notifications off :o 
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USERNAME omg , it is so sad . i love it though . it's the best chick flick ever . o.o 
deff did something to my knee 😲 😷😩 😖 #somuchpain 
not what i wanted to see when i checked my phone during lunch . #wtf #notahappyfan #footballfanprobs URL 
had a dream about an axe murderer . kinda creepy , not gonna lie . #weird #storytime ? 
i did fear factor ... again . 👍 #orlando #girl #bug #scorpion #funny #weird #what #ginger @ fear factor live ! URL 
i talk to USERNAME more than i talk to my girlfriend :o #beeffeffs 
USERNAME nope i aint gt nuthn bt 3 more weeks or less hopefully ( 0_o ) 
loving being put on hold for 43 mins just to realize they over charged me for a jacket ... 😵 🔫 
USERNAME get your head chopped off ... with out the weave 😵 
USERNAME =o -______- on rolltide ? tf ? your cousin coaches for woonsocket and the rolltide is their rival ... #wow #donttalktome 
when i think about it .... i've never been with an asain . o.o , been with every other nationality except asain . lol 
my fence climbing injury is looking way more gruesome than when i first got it 😲 😳 😬 
how you gone get mad when that aine even your girl ? o_o 
omg just found out i have to take intro and actual calculus for my uf zoology degree 😵 🔫🔪💉💊💣🔨 
how is it 2oclock and i haven't ate anything or even thought about it til now . i'm always hungry too . #weird . 
so supposedly my husband was supposed to leave tomorrow but they called him and told him he had to leave today #wtf 
#facebook down ? ! ? ? ! o_o ! ! 
do you not get the hint ... if everyone has said something to you about it ... then , why still have the need to talk about it .. #wow #taken 
… how is it that i'm only in my first semester here , and i already have 1047 emails , not including the many i've deleted ? o_o 
steady diet of #wtf today ... good times ! ! 
so i got my ears re-pierced my belly button re-pierced and getting my hair done tonight and gunn do my nails too . and actually feel good :o ) 
watch out ! i'm drivinn #im #a #crazy #driver . i'll run you over ! #movebithgetouttatheway . URL 
ugh ! my eyes ! ! ! o_o good bye ! 
i'll take a shower now while i'm still fangirling really hard because allison replied to my tweet . thank youu ! :o 
i think i might have found my niche 😮 #groovesequencing 
USERNAME so glad your out here before i turned into a 🐒 #crazy 
in the year 2012 we still have to drive between dmv and county clerk to deliver paperwork ? ! #wtf #dmv 
can't see breaking dawn tomorrow 😩😫 😭 . #wtf #eff 
damn why do spanish girls have to be so #crazy i just never learn lol 🙈 
who i was a month ago ... and who i am now .... #wow 
nothing's better than that one line that you overhear from a random conversation in public . #random 
USERNAME oh that is wonderful ! how exciting ! i haven't yet , but they are sitting right here ... just waiting to be read :o ) 
wtf my xbox controller is smoking ! ! ! ! 😮 🔥 
USERNAME heard small town , big town on the radio and had the urge to get wasted #weird lol #summer2012 #oc 
this class is boring ! ! ! omg ! :o 
why the fuck is my house cold but its warm outside #wtf 
USERNAME ..... o.o that's scary .... but awesome . :b 
USERNAME screaming at your vid ! ! ! ! ! that ass baby ! ! ! ! what is air .... o.o 
the way jenelle (off teen mom) treats her mothr is bullshit ! & she need her ass whooped . id kill to have my mama in my life ! ! o_o 
why am i so down this week ? #weird . #losing 
USERNAME eh , still , you can do it o.o 
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o.o at the people in class who just go on tumblr and facebook during an entire lecture period .. 
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having a sudden urge to go ride four wheelers .... #wtf 
surprisingly no one has texted my phone all day 😯 
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i don't even know what to do when i get back from class and my room mate is watching a pokemon movie #weird 
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getting a compliment on your boobs from a guy can be both flattering and uncomfortable for me . lol . #wtf #awkward 
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so they accepting g-flex to buy the latest jordan's now o_o 
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left: what i look like . right: what i feel like . #frustrated #tired #wtf there's that #red @ cherryvale mall URL 
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yes , i mind if you smoke weed during our tutoring session . #wtf #sorrybro 
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this is the longest my room has ever stayed clean ... #weird 
watching this drivers training movie 😲 < @ drive america URL 
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lil girl ran by me and tried to snatch my food ! now where the hell they do dat at ? ? ? ! o_o ? ! 
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why did this man just sit down next to me . when you ask if you can sit down and someone's face is like :o that doesn't mean yes . 
ok , we finally got the internet working again here a the church ... now it's #doubletime to everything done before tonight :-o 
i felt really confident finishing that test , this is not good o_o 
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i just realized that snap-backs and tattoos really sounds like snap chat witb fat dudes . lol #random 
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just realized i gotta work the next 6 days o_o 
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went to doctor for a well checkup , left & now i have a bad sore throat . #wtf 
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weird little white things keep appearing on my pixie pants today #weird 
just finishedd watchingg all the pretty little liars seasons . 😲 ❤ 
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i can't believe there are no jewels out west . #weird #unknown 
talking about cliques at akins ! ! ! non-stop 😮 
this girl not only sings in the shower but 24/7 .. without music .. help 😵 
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i wish i had an i phone my droids battery lasts about 3 hours .... and its a droid thought this thing was supposed to last days #wtf 
that feeling you get after you eat something delicious . #foodcoma 😳 😛 😁 😵 😲 😴💤💤💤💤💤 
anybody who knows me knows that i am jumping out of my pants with excitement for kris allen's new christmas cd ! ! ! ! #omg so excited ! 
how many times can we say in this class today . #wtf 
is it worth paying 200 for the olives tonight ? 😳 😮 😯 😧 
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guy putting in flooring in my room .. #wtf #userious ! ? 
patrick: my memory is so bad . spongebob: how bad is it ? patrick: how bad is what ? o_o 
USERNAME o_0 please don't shake his hand or even speak to him ... people like that with disgusting hygiene should not even be in college lol 
gassing up #random ❤ 💋 @ conoco (fast break) URL 
every female hates the shortend versions of 'i love you' ? #weird 
two people with the same last name just followed me #weird #hithere 😳 😀 
the last hour of work goes even slower when it's dark . 😯 
18% of all women in my work area are named or some form of it . #wtf #boredatwork 
USERNAME baahahahahahah man that's funny i think he is in ocilla .. he has a baby and stuff now idk what he's doing tho ! lmfbo #random 
bro , i walked all the way over here and you not gonna come say hey ....... #wtf #smh #thatssomebullshit 
really annoyed with stupid twitter , every time i look at a post of something that i've never seen before i've favorited somehow #wtf 
#wtf is a law firm doing following me on twitter ? ? #thefuck 
everytime i dream , i dream about some border line this might be real shit lmao and i wake up o_o 
so we really gonna sit here nd listen to this tho 😵 🔫 
my nephew seriously shaved his head all the way down to the skin ? fool you have no eye brows now no hair #omg #ifeelbadforyou ! ! 
i got a mini heart attack today when i got called to the principal's office o.o 
i don't even know what i'm doing in this class and i still have an a . #zimny #crazy #everyoneneedstoshutthefuckup 
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baby , can you be my motivation ! ? ! (USERNAME #random 
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england losing to sweden 4-2 4 goals by zlatan ibrahimovic #crazy 
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pretty sad tebow switched to the jets and is getting insulted by his own teammates…calling him terrible . #wow #horrible 
when you're sitting in class and you just do not know what the hell your professor is talking about <<< #wtf #ijustwannanap 
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USERNAME we only did one high five when i was home ! #wtf 
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USERNAME why would you do that to yourself ? :o 
we go to an autopsy in my law enforcement class next term 😱 😵 
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searching for aidee's sweater , is it in here ? ? ? l o.o lz ! (@ macy’s w/ 6 others) [pic]: URL 
o.o ... so hoes out here twerkin for ramen now ? koo ... -____- ... #wtghoe 
the lady that just activated my angel card for vs is in florida now and said she trade me places , we just had like a whole convo #crazy 
it's even crazier seeing these football players on ncaa 13 o.o 
day 1 of 30 day shred and i'm #dead . 😰 😵 
i woke up this morning with my right ear plugged . i've been listening to my own heart beat since 7:20 am . 😵 🔫 
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USERNAME what the heck :o i texted you back your dinosaur never got the message then . 
at my first interview ... wish me luck . 🙏🙌 😯 
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my parents get mad at me for things i don't even do . #wow 
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these people in the waiting room are driving me nuts . the worst of waterloo must be here . i'm getting dumber just sitting here #wow 
at pt . needa start an essay , make my friend her salsa & study for this chem test tomorrow . i just wanna sleep :o 
just opened my gym account . 😲 it was expensive . 
just woke up & my phone is on 2% 😩😫 😮 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 
i told one of my friends i got my license today then they made me this card . thanks ;) #omg URL 
omg did anyone else see zlatans bicycle kick from like 25 yrds out ? #crazy #pureclass 
i thought that 30 minute nap was a two hour nap . damn its only 1 :3 5 😵 
unn ka aanchan hai ke rukhsaar ke pairhan hai .. kuch tau hai jis se hui jaati hai chilman rangeen ! ! #random 
my boobs are always warm , even if i'm freezing cold . -_- #wtf #frozen 
umm just had a 16 yr old boy patient with black short hair & a blonde rat tail ! hahaha it's 2012 not 1990 #wtf 
gonna fail this accounting test with flying colors #inventory #fifo #lifo #wtf 
the past few times i got on the highway , the song life is a highway came on lol #weird 
USERNAME your house is like a fuckin sleep trap ! 😴😩 😲 
my sister just came out and said kayla , you really ain't bout that life huh ? #done #omg #littlesisterprobz 
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just realized the last time i ate was 26 hours ago 😲 . tis time to eat . 😰 💀 
this to month quit shit feel like a rehab o_o itching to do something 
USERNAME seriously get out of my mind , i just said that to . #weird 
i had a dream that i had a graveyard in my backyard of people that i've lost as friends throughout my life ... #weird 
sitting at the hospital waiting for my little sisters cat scan thing . #random 
stop giving your kid a name that has more than 8 letters and 3 vowels ! #wtf 
i finished all of the homework i brought an hour ago o_0 now what ? 
USERNAME o.o aint nun orange bout dat , it's supa yellow ! 
its days like this that makes me wanna kill brain cells o.o 
starbucks lady asks if i want whip cream b4 i respond she just says if ur guna b a bear b a grisly and puts on the whip #wtf #safe2drink ? 
my tl is nothing but call of duty black ops 2 #omg 
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is it me or is the twitter app going nuts and not working ? #weird 
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USERNAME is blowin up my timeline with all these nerd counting pics o_o 
this is the first time i have ever studied in the deer stand #wtf 
i haven't worked a wednesday in like 4 months #weird 
ssoo ....... soon as i set my heart on liking someone , someone else decides they like me .... #wtf 
wtf . i got 11 likes in one minute on my instagram picture 😳 #wtf #howthehellthathappen #bazarshit 
hopefully this is the last surgery ! 😵 💊💉🙏 URL 
dr who is retardis if u ask me follow for more edgy jokes o.o 
the fact that my aunty drives with no hands sometimes o_0 
i cleaned my side of the room yesterday ... it's already dirty . #wtf #itsnotmystuff #collegeprobz 
soo i nodded off mid lecture , but still got all my notes o_o 
ibrahimovic ! ! ! ! ! ! #respect #wtf #gooal 
fixing more od #sandys damage today ........... going 7 days a week ........ need to head to staten island ny soon ...... o_o ...... another mess 
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not looking forward to health and fitness this quarter 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME all i wanted to do was rap about food and now i can't sit with y'all and i need help ? #wtf #lordloveaduck 
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USERNAME toby the wonderpup if he's in a cape . tobias j . ruxpin if he has a tie . :o ) he says you can pet him for free on tuesdays . 
that moment when you see one of your books costs $334 ... and it's not available outside of the bookstore 😵 
fixing more of #sandys damage today ........... going 7 days a week ........ need to head to staten island ny soon ...... o_o ...... another mess 
this is taking forever . just wanna go home . #wtf 
my brother pitching ! 😄 ⚾ #baseball #brother #littlebrother #random #franjio #yankees # @ franjo baseball park URL 
how am i unfollowing ppl when im not online ? o.o 
saw my bud USERNAME today . we've known each other since k , however , today we stood beside each other in uniform . #crazy #fb 
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this girl asked me today if i would go to the xx store when i turn 18 for her o_o the fuck ! ! 
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i havent talked to rose on a phone in 6months :o 
the tree #wow #tree #awesome @ otis parking lot URL 
once we behind close doors its goin down lol more than 3 rounds o_o 
the #random shyt you think bout when its just you and laugh at the shyr you thinkin bout 
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USERNAME u corny now all u d o.o s tell ppl to follow others 
trivia tonight ? ? bike rides ? ? lets lets get get #weird 
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is it a problem that i have gone to stats in 3 weeks ? 😯 
USERNAME lmfao . where'd you get that from ? o_o 
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2 hours and 39 minutes until i register for classes .. o_o 
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me: dude what are you doing ? ! grace: what dude i'm messing with your dog" #wtf #onlygrace 
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zlatan ibrahimovic's goal could be the best goal of all time #wow 
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solo jam sess at 122 to get myself pumped for this 6-9. #weird 
- she talking about problems in the economy . we need to be talking about the problems i have with vocab words o.o 
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USERNAME i can't believe in the 2 months they were dating before their wedding they hadn't discussed where to live ! #wow #pathetic 
USERNAME how do you know what that smells like ? o_o 
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panicking over something i shouldn't even care about right now :o 
working on something c . o.o . l . today .... 🎤🎶🎸 #fcp #rockin @ starbucks URL 
i have my phone on me every waking minute of the day . the one time i don't have it is when i need it the most .. #wtf #thisisbs 
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USERNAME #lazy #crazy #bigil #paytopark #turnover #shredday #bigil #ken ! #nuffsaid 
i twisted my ankle like weeks ago maybe a month & it just started hurting like 2 days ago 😔 #inpain #weird 
USERNAME :o that looks like it hurt ! ! ! ! 
i came back to campus for a 27 minute practice #wtf 
my very first time at peet's . :o got a #peppermintmochaespresso and a card for a free @ peet's coffee & tea URL 
when i see these lil girls w/ ass & titties bigger than mines <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< tf they puttin in the food ? o_o 
would you even care if i died tonight ? :o 
when somebody at school today tells me that there taking a freshman with a boyfriend , on a date by walking all the way downtown . #wtf 
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USERNAME where were yoou today ? ! ? ! ? ! :o o i was soo lonely //; </3 
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when they say friends change in high school that's not a joke #crazy 
#ibrahimovic ha just produced the best goal i think i've ever seen ! only he could have the audacity to even try that from 35 yards ! #wow 
i'm off the wrestling because of my last year grade :o like wtf what about this year grade i got that 2.1 gpa 
is that a good thing or bad thing ? o_o 
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USERNAME very true , just killed a few o.o #highasfuck 
why do i have a discussion lab for my statistics class though ? #weird 
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USERNAME probably all the hippie drugs your doing you tree hugger ! o.o booyah ! #nothingbutnet ! 
USERNAME idk :o martha doesnt watch this so i have nobody to go with </3 
when mr . cleary asked me to give him the definition of hooking up .. omgiess wtf noo ! ! ! o.o 
seeing your old teachers even after you graduate ... o_o 
my just told me she ordered me bailey button ugg's . 😄 #omg #loveyoumom 
being at home for a month 😯 hopefully there will be stuff to do in idaho 
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*spanks the person above this with a paddle* o_o damn it sora has me going along with it . 
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why do people assume shit about each other ? .. like that's the reason people now and days are shallow as fuck ... #wow #cantevenbelieveit .. 
USERNAME it's cool lol i was just saying haha ... 😯 😮 
9 people . 2 blunts . 1 car . #crazy USERNAME USERNAME 
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USERNAME this is a douche tweet . #liftsohardarnoldwannasignme #gym #wowlookatme #noseriouslylookatme #protein #wow URL 
USERNAME how do you know i know o.o ? ? 
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when you get physicals and get old people i wonder if they take mental pictures of you and once you leave their creepers :o #pineapples 
:s :c :h :o :o :l - you can't find happy faces . 
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let's not mistake your popularity for you being a whore . you're easy . and that's why people like you , you put out . #congratulations 👏👌😬 😯 😎 😳 
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USERNAME tweeting & texting . . texting & tweeting . & o.o hell nah ! 
USERNAME did sweeney give u back chapter 9 reading guide ? :o 
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when he talks about a juking party to our friend's that got invited to and says he couldn't go and makes me feel like it's my fault ! ): #wtf ! 
seriously ready for the semester to be over with . 📚 😲 🙆 
one day were best friends the next we don't talk #wtf 
just popped a mixed cd from like '07 into my cd player . 😮 
can't wait for saturday , formal bani lejo party :o 
$3.52/gal 93 octane . 327.7 miles . 36.9 gas light . 28.2 mpg -- gonna roll over 80k tonight ! ! :-o (@ 7-eleven) URL 
yall just mad cuz they make more money in one show that your momma makes in her lifetime ! #omg ! 
i tell my sis get in the trunk and he face was like wtf are u serious o.o lol #classic 
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higher then a plane ✈ smoking kushie to the brain 😲 💨💨💨 😵 
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how can you sleep at night knowing you killed someone over a 10$ chain ? #crazy #ripmikelieto 🙏 
my dad is so random he keeps telling me im going to get kicked out of towson & be sent to a city school to get jumped by a gang of girls 0.o 
these pakistan men gettin mad and throwing acid on their wives destroying their faces ... 😳 #wtf id kill somebody 
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saw the colombian soccer team ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #omg #jamesrodriguez 
o.o this guy's stripped shirt is the same colour as barnaby's speedo . i can't stop giggling . 
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ok i have had mostly praise for the mta since sandy but i am now back to hating them . you our train ? ? ? #lirr #mta #wtf 
apparently this has 100k+ notes .. #weird #whodidthis #paparazzi #butreallywho ..... @ long beach island URL 
made chicken alfredo tonight yes USERNAME & USERNAME with my spanish chicken ! lmfaoo #wtf 
when a 13 year old corrects my spelling d; . akwardd ... :o 
#wow ! just ate the most delicious #chocolatechipcookie ! was like a #chocolateorgasm .... didn't even have time to get a picture in ! hahaha ;p 
i got on the scale today and it said i weighed 186 ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME happy birthday sis may god bless you wth many many more love you enjoy :o ) 
rt USERNAME running to the store and then coming back to heaven :) ⬅if you are in heaven why do you need grocery stores ? 😮 
#thatawkwardmoment wen the world doesn't end next month but you die anyway ....... o.o 
nike fuelband just counts the number of times you swing or move your arm . driving for 3 hours gives you 1600ish points . #wtf 
walking around target just scanning the crap out of everything . #shopkick #steve #crazy 
hahaha just got murdered by that anatomy test brb crying about my life 😲 
my baby just walk around this house , like she kno it's hers .. #random 
ain't nothing like having your own shit ! ! #random 
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• cedrick big head ahh slapped me in the face 😮 
USERNAME like if try she probably say the same thing :o 
USERNAME doesn't really sound like you suck at life then . :o 
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USERNAME :o what happened to the poor thing ! ? 
its 2012 & spongebob still hasn't gotten his license ! ! :o 
and this is why i shouldn't eat dairy 🍼= 😲 
i been having a lot of weed dreams lately i don't know why ? ! 😮 
i just tell everyone to get out of my life now cause i mean .. smd or your so annoying is getting old 😯 ✋ 
#inmiddleschool i was flat like fucking cardboard , no boobs no nothing 0_o 
USERNAME oo i thought you were referring to men in yoga pants; maybe i'm thee fleshy one :o haaha jk 
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USERNAME USERNAME maybe if you read the tweets above you would know ... o.o 
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USERNAME automatically signed me up for google+ when i migrated over my youtube account to my google account . #wtf 
my brother asked his health teacher if he could use balloons as condoms #omg #tard 
USERNAME so u go to da dr . naked o_o 
in the 4 mile drive from my house to my parents i saw 2 accidents .. #wtf 
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oh shit idk what karina & my fucker ass want for their birthday :o 
ugh why when i find somebody to take my mind off that old thang , he trying to talk to me again o_o 
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USERNAME i will , buut it has everyones names on the back :o 
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USERNAME i kind of want to keep it .. 😐 😮 
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yaa i'm a virgin , i'm not about to lie o_o da fuq 
from sitting around with seven ppl all day to being in a house with my mom and baby bro< #weird 
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oomf is eating some pussy tonight .... yeah you o_o 
i wish i could tell the whole story of what happened to me today on here ... but it would take up 100 tweets .. #crazy #faith #godisgood 
dear girl who came into my study area & has been talking loudly on the phone for 15 min while i'm trying to study: #wtf #annoying #goaway 
ew but why did someone texted me a picture of there shit :o << lmaoo 
USERNAME bite me . :o just kidding , you're my co author . 
USERNAME :o <-- you could put your pee in there . 
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my school is soo much cooler than yours ! kel mitchell from all that is on campus tonight . #wtf #butreallywhatthefuck #orangesoda 
i just realized wwi ended on the eleventh month , of the eleventh day , on the eleventh hour .... 11/11 11 am it's like they planned it ... 😵 
USERNAME :o o damn , that was the funnest house 
USERNAME i swear too god we were walking extra slow lol . i fell of the sidewalk ? i dont remember that o.o 
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my moms cooking :o o ? ! ! ! ! ! 
didnt know we was posed to go down there today o_o 
my parents are sick . #wtf your to old for that shit 
teacher said , . i'm like ... how dumb are you ? ? 0.o 
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i think i should have been paid got as long as i sat at terra . been here since 1045am and my ends at 1050 😲 
found a bra in our room and it's not ours . USERNAME #wtf #outthewindow 
you are such an awkward guy .... 😳 😂 #weird 
i've had a crush on oomf since whoaah can't even remember o.o but i won't tell him ^____^ 
#fact : laughing for 10 mins adds 1 day to your life . :o 
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i got accepted to the university of new haven :o 
this is my family #lovethem #cousins #crazy #weird 💘👯 😘 @ grandma's house URL 
this morning i found a dryer lint and cheese burrito on the ground with a bite taken out of it . nothing surprises me anymore . #wtf 
USERNAME i had a man ask me the other day if i was ben henry's daughter ? i said not quite ! ! but ! ! she is my cousin ! #random 
that awkward ass moment when you see someone in person and they look like a completely different species than in their pictures 0_o 
USERNAME im watching it now o_o gotta turn it off . lol so much hw to do ! ! ! ! 
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welp , took 20 minutes for 8 people to decide that most weren't interested in telling anyone . emoji shocked face 😮 
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my first day i can finally sleep in and i'm wide awake #wtf 
miiverse police shut down my profile for inappropriate content ! :o 
my bog sis is creeping me out she texted me saying she loved me so i ask why ? ? and she said she dreamt i died ? ? o_o 
i just went from reading 50 shades of grey to the fucking bible ? #wtf 
we were in chicago why did we have to go all the way to minneapolis o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o 
just got a house call from vanderbilt university at 10:15 in the morning ? ? ? #wow #goingsomewhere 
it's a great time to buy a car USERNAME come see me for a great deal ! #cars #mazda #wow 
after today im supposed to have 1wk ½ off from work ... waa ? ? ? o_o 
my little cousin getting mad cause she can't clean the bathroom <<<< o.o 
ohh lawdd this nurse just said i need a shoot :o /.\ 
USERNAME o_o got damn you finna be going at it ! ! ! xd 
woke up to my little brother sitting at the foot of my bed staring at me o_0 #fuckingweirdo 
USERNAME lol ! ! the shoes though . it's exactly want i wear and want to replace o_o 
so mariah reed went to her mother about last night o_o lmfaoo yeaa this bitch scary af ! 
anatomy makes me so tired . #yawn 😞 😴 😮 
like its so fast paced and leaves me hypnotized :o 
i been shopping all week and still aint get me nothing to wear for thanksgiving o_o 
USERNAME lol ... even if i did you'd chicken out , you ain't abt it 😯 
pairs hilton & lil wayne made a new song together called 'bang me' the world really is coming to an end . 😑 #wow #killmenow #jk 
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long drive champion jamie sadlowski destroys golf channel simulator URL via USERNAME #wow #impressed 
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USERNAME the weird part is you can remove either word and itll still make perfect sense 😵 
#wow made it to my #friday and it's #payday too ! have 3 day #weekend . hey gotta #enjoy simple #pleasures . #happy #thanksgiving . #love 
USERNAME ohh 😯 what time i gotta be ready ? 
.. and so the chocolate piece asked the marshmellow , - USERNAME #wtf 
seeing way too many of my babies driving #feelsoold #wtf 
fuck i have to work in 1hour ? #wtf ! ! 
she's gonna be so mad when she calls me for lunch and i'm passed out cuz i was up tweaking all night #wtf 
had a dream i got my #toungue #pierced ! i'm so #weird lol 
USERNAME wtf u doin on twitter ? ! o_o ? ! way to txt me back btw . -____- 
so my lil cousins dad brought a whole bunch of foams & selling them for like $400 o_o 
USERNAME awwie . :o they were all good faces , tho (: 
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when i look in the mirror i get a boner :o 
USERNAME lmfao omg can you stop being so smart ? ! or do i make it that obvious ? lmfao o.o 
i'm dressed up as audrey hepburn in breakfast at tiffany's , and no one is lighting my cigarette #wtf 
just took a test yo see which disney character i am most like . i got lilo . really out of all of yhem i got her ? #wtf 
USERNAME question i ask myself too , why am i not in yours ? o.o 
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waking up to your dog trying to eat your shin guards . #wtf #fatass 
i still listen to mac miller ! got a problem ? ! 😮 🔫 
so , supposedly mitt romney was here in disneyland yesterday . and everyone saw him . except us . i guess he didn't buy a park hopper ... o_o 
went to bed at 430 because i had to write a 12 page paper and the teacher isn't even here today 😭 😲 💤💀📓✏ 
i thank god for loving me and all those who hates him . #random #truestory 
USERNAME cause i know you are strong and can take it ! :o ) how are things ? 
it's amateur night at the bars tonight . 🍹🍷🍺biggest bar night of the year .. wish me luck i don't strangle someone tonight 😵 & make lots of 💰 
- it feels like were togeder , but were not ! ! o.o 
i can't swim , but i used to ski a lot #dick #wtf 
why is my brother walking around the house singing christmas songs ? o.o 
jevayah just popped up i guess mommy daughter bath so she can stare at me 0_o 
USERNAME that's good i hear :) & yes i'm here , how do you know o.o 
well what do you know mario and luigi are now following me .. #wtf 
there's a pizza on my kitchen counter . idk where it came from or who bought it but no one even ate a slice . maybe it's a bomb o_o 
i updated my #okcupid profile mon night dreading the pervy msg onslaught . i haven't gotten one . instead of being happy i feel slighted #wtf 
omg my hip it hurts .... i don't know what i did ... #aging #wtf not gonna happen ! 
actually just had a very positive and motivational meeting with my boss ..... what ? he's usually a fucking tool . #weird 
happy thanksgiving ! i'm sure all the turkeys are really pissed off , frightened and just not thankful we have this day o_o 
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*madi sees im awake* do i just automatically seem hungry all the time ? #wtf 
i actually thought it was thursday 😐 😶 😑 😲 
why is walking down stairs so much easier than walking up . ? ! #omg #igetlazy 
jack taylor didn't even hit 50% of his shots and he scored 138 points #wow 
wak3 up wak3 up the time is n :o w 
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now USERNAME made me nervous when i met him even more so than dahvie ... i feel like i just stare and he thinks im weird :o sorry jayy 
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i seen USERNAME this morning i was like ...... :o 
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amon got a bigger booty then me o.o , #jealousy . 
it sounds like there is a train outside of my classroom . #choochoo #wtf 
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holy shit .. a college basketball player dropped 138 points last night .. #omg 
i cannot handle my dad on road trips ... #killme 😵 🔫 
awkward moment when someone you don't know snap chats you .... #lolwhat #weird 
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i had 2 cough drops for breakfast ! i'm full 😵 
did this nigga just say he ain't got no car but he got a bus pass -___- #wow 
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i just gotta say there most have been no one playing defense in that game . how the heck do you get 138 pts ? ! #crazy 
USERNAME :o i freak out when i forget my wallet 
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just watch a women give birth . yeah i'm scarred for life . 😭 😲 
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ive always wanted to learn how to roll my stomach and ive finally figured it out #random #pieceofcake 
its nice outside , & its late november . #crazy #fuckedupweather . 
i remember my first day on twitter . i was like o_o , ” wtf is this shit ? ! 
headed to maryland ? ! how the hell did i get signed up for this shit 0_o 
not the way i wanted my morning to start .. #random 
comes on at 9 :o o idc if the kids wanna watch it or not i'm watchin it 
#lrt she did a lot of damage within 1minute . she is vicious .. ! ! 😯 😬 
omg ... did that scale really just say that o_0 
USERNAME so ... you like golden showers ? ? o_o 
should have known better than to get an artificial tree at walmart ... this thing smells terrible 😲 
USERNAME haha i seriously think i am , i wonder if it works ? :o 
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my step dad and his little sisters are watching pokemon .. 😳 #wow 
lol at some of the shit people post on twitter . hahahahaha #wow #why #gtfo #annoying 
u feel some type of way towards me ... o_o 
crying n my home and it gets me into trouble #wtf 
just saw a commercial on espn that basically told kids the truth about santa ... isn't this a disney owned channel #wtf 
i wooke up at 11:11 this morning . #weird ! 
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i woke up at 11:11 this mornig . ! #weird ! 
we have a show in a week and all i have is a wand and a cape . #wtf 
my belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops to hold up the belt , wtf is going on down there who really is the hero ! ? 0_o 
can't stop thinking about you man #wtf is wrong with me #lotsofthings #opaa #merica #gangnamstyle 
my sister: come with me to wash my car ? me: no . her: please , i don't want to be by myself with sweaty guys . me :o kay i'll go . 
there is no need for a good morning text when i wake up in yo arms #random 
USERNAME 😳 i fell asleep . i'm glad you're not dead ! 😲 
ineeda eat man ... btt iont likee eattn as soon as iwakee up ; itll fuck my stomach upp o.o 
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USERNAME o.o that's just stupid , but makes sense . lol how are you spending thanksgiving this year ? 
USERNAME oh shit what a surprise ! :o & real ms niggahs dont go to school ! lol . 
i get to have a red cast and my crutches are hobbit sized . :o 
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just took the dog for a walk wearing norts , a nothface , and boots hope none of the neighbors saw me 😯 #fashiondont 
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i can't believe everyhing that happened last night ! #crazy 😳 
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chase rice go ahead and put a ring on it ♥ #omg #sexy 
i went to sleep with clothes on .... but i woke up naked ... 😵 😳 
this guy just came up to my hammock while i was upside down , hit me with his metal detector , and walked away ... #crazy URL 
my computer is right infront of me with my school lesson up but i just can't bring myself to do it .... 📚✏💻 😲 🔫 
when the due date for something miraculously changed to two days later >>>>>>> #omg i have a chance now 😎 
when i was little , one year we didn't have milk & cookies for santa so we left him pizza & soda o_o 
USERNAME no , the one across from his haha . this house is twice mine , and mine is 5000 sq . feet :o ultimate hide and seek house . 
i accidentally stepped on one of our little friends :o USERNAME 
this guy in class goes , #random #dying 😂 😂 😂 
USERNAME oh no don't do that ! ! i replied to your text from last night and got nothing from you o_o 
why is it when you have to go there are not exits or rest stops ? 😮 #roadtrip 
who gives homework on thanksgiving break ? oh yeah .. my teacher . #wow 
i'll be back i got shit to do USERNAME 😯 
please stop retweeting everyone of my tweets ... #weird #creepy 
work;; post office;; grocery shopping && more shopping .. #omg 
i don't know why , but i feel like this jack taylor scoring 138 points in a basketball game is going to turn into a racial thing . #crazy 
so today i'm working 5:45 to 3:15 and 4 to 8 ..... you best believe i'm blacking out tonight 😵 😵 #cheerstothanksgivingbreak 
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woke up to find my shorts cut up ..... ..... like now it's just one long sheet of cloth .. with pockets . #wtf 
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my mom hasennt told me to get up & cleaann ? :o she just closed my door without sayinng shieet ? 
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USERNAME wait so u think ur gonna shower ? ? o_o lol 
apparently since the last time i've been home , my parents got several skylights installed around the house 0.o 
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jus woke n myy otha half callin me n den he jus . blew me at dat .. ! #wtf its to early 
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you were with a chubby girl not even a dude #hahaha #wtf #catfish 
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USERNAME urination isn't a good thing baby girl ! it's a sign of revolting disgust for someone ! 😲 
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i can have an even happier thanksgiving since i've caught a glimpse of the really handsome attorney . 😘 😘 😲 
when a guy says something to me in a different language at sheetz .. #um #wtf 
USERNAME u dnt wanna meet her . i regret letting my bf . o_o 
made it to my dentist appt on time #firsttimeever oo they are renovating too ! :o 
clouds coming in below the 52nd floor #weird &wonderful URL 
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USERNAME ask ceara about the time my bf saw my gma changing . o_o #awks 
USERNAME lmfao hahaha ohh ya i remember that lol but i don't remember the picture 0.o 
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last night i let the party get the best of me 😵 
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USERNAME pos nose ? :o & im not shieet cx & aww finally c': when did yall started going out again idiota ? 
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she called me lil , guhh im older then you o.o 
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i wake up at the same time everyday .. #weird 
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cool ... what 18 year old's hip pops out of place ... #mine #wtf 
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USERNAME damn it i read it too late :o noo curse this lil kristy . ! ! ! ahh 
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this little 9 year old girl is on the wheaties box . #crazy 
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USERNAME USERNAME i was knocked out , asleep ... like anesthesia #wow hahah 
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that awkward moment when your kid is making forest gump sounds ... #weird 
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officially on the road home for thanksgiving . should be hungry sooner or later . then i'm gonna have to pee o_o 
#omg there is a giant sheep in my parents' house . oh wait , it's just their dog . #parentsplac @ st . catharines URL 
but i love supernatural more ! ! ! ! :o 
why must i wake up feeling like absolute shit ? 😲 😫 
me and USERNAME preferred method of communication is direct messaging on twitter #weird 
how is it that the people are always bitches i hate ? lol #weird 
USERNAME did you last night ? because i didn't .... wait , weren't we out with #tbd ? ! #weird 
you got a iphone , but your pic turning out like that ? no way o.o 
i hope this knot in my stomach disappears before tomorrow . i got two mother fucking dinners to pig out at :o 
it's colder in here than it is outside #wtf #freezing 
wow , he just called his own daughter a whore . :o hahaha , she is one though . 
USERNAME :o whataya mean ? ? ? ? ! :o 
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brother went to wendys last night . apparently they dont sell spicy chicken nugs any more . #wtf USERNAME ! 
mom: URL a mess ! ! ! ! me: well n o.o ne URL 
also the songs i wake up with stuck in my head really concern me #wtf 
man im over here waiting to get my nails done and this place is packed :o 
i'm reallyy tired o_o just woke up , feeling like a zombie ! ! time for work 
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ughh gotta be on the road with my dad for 3 hours 0_o 
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i found where #christmas decorations go to die #omg #overboard #iloveit #italian #guido #jesu @ bob's garage URL 
on such a caffeine and sugar high 😬😬😬😬😬😬 😮 😁 😳 😁😁 😛 😝 😜 😝 😛 😜 😛 😛 😛 😜 😜 😝 😛 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 
#lyricsweallknow to the window \(0.0\)to the wall /( 0.o )/ 
how t'f he scored 138 pts ? ? #wow ... 
rich part of my family joining my ghetto , loud part o_o ! #interesting ! 
it's cold and i left my coat at my job , glad my job on campus lol 😵 😮 😑 😶 😎 
has a ton of stuff to do today , but i can't make myself get out of bed .. too comfy ! #lazyy 💙 😁👍 😲 
my horoscope is so on . point it freaks be out . #weird 
ew they just told me to try to get my wisdom tooth removed while i was still on my moms insurance #wtf #imstillachild #killingmyself 😡 
my horoscope iis so on point it freaks me out #weird 
i feel awkward when i'm not wearing skinny jeans ...... o.o 
people lying dead on the ground on campus ..... #wtf 
USERNAME did you take moms hate cuz she keep goin on an on about it yo o_o 
#random #hastags #yeah #teamfollowback #teamidgaf #followplz #follow #followfollowfollow #doesyourtwitterturnpink #thanksgiving #findacure 
in my neighborhood i only see one pretty house with christmas lights outside :o 
i still have to give my parents the news that i work 3-close tomorrow ! :o 
USERNAME how did you hack me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !😁 😮 
so instead of losing money on black friday ima be making money #work 8pm-10am #crazy 
this is weird watching the champions league in the morning o_0 
USERNAME :o no did they glue it back on ? (: 
selena made herself a twitter after she said it was stupid .. o.o ? USERNAME 
i'm dreading this 3 to close shift 😲 😲 😲 
USERNAME des messages d’insultes ? à toi ? o_o (homophobes ? ) 
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jus seen ms willams bitch ass at h . e . b ! ! o.o 
:o never seen that side of you ! ! ! :o 
this guy really scored 138 points in a basketball game ! #wow 
i'm so tired but i can't go to sleep #wtf 
chad johnson's mom looks no different then him #nohair #sameclothes #weird 
USERNAME ahw shit . :o okay i wont text me . 
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i think i'm gunna go lay on the street ._____. #random 
cory brewer from the nuggets lives down the street :o 
my stepmom been cooking for me alot lately .... i wonder if she trying to poision me 😮 
soo excited to sleep in today , woke up at 7. #wtf #waaygood 
i'll have 20 credit hours next semester o.o lawd jesus it's going to be stressful , but worth it nonetheless . 
USERNAME you dropped off your brother ? what did i tell you to do when you drop him off 😮 
USERNAME isn't that the group with that boy they dress like a girl almost with all that make-up ? o.o 
my sisters deadass singing the wonder pets theme song o.o lol 
just witnessed a guy shaving in wendy's parking lot ... my day is made . #wow 
way too much good food to choose from 0.o so i'm just gonna eat it all 
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did she really just post that ? #um #wow #attentionmuch ? 
what has the world come to ? im opening up to my dad about my personal life :o 
USERNAME is probably my favorite person on campus . #random #butreally 
what the hell happened last night lol .... mac miller came through an shouted me out performed on the same stage as mike einziger , very dope 😲 
she wanna buy my jacket for 20 n i paid 90 for it o_o nahh 
USERNAME we still doing second half of hof and toes on lfr tonight ? if so , what time ? #wow #alphabetsoup 
USERNAME no need to throw around the bad words 😮 
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heading to work then meeting USERNAME n driving to la for the night waking up at 3 in the morning then driving 8 hours to norcal 😵 😲 
high bp 191/104 o_0 at the urgent care for help 
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had a dream my sis was auditioning to be on the office & i threw a michael scott kind of a fit when they didn't let me audition :o #lame 
i don't understand guys . they talk about how they find you attractive and want to talk to you to your friends and then don't talkto you #wtf 
in need of a #blackfriday deal on brakes and tires ... like buy 1 tire , get 3 free or buy the brakes , the labor is free ! :o / 
USERNAME i see you crave cheesecake a lot and i totally suck because i had some in my fridge .. #sosorry #random 
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helping mom cook for thanksgiving . #omg #food 😘 😬👍 ☺ 🍴🍷🍪🍩🍮🍔🍟🍗🍖🍝🍲🍒 
okay . i'm an idiot i just broke one of my camel crushes #wtf 
kyle is getting his license 0.o (@ registry of motor vehicles) URL 
so on the news they talking about a 50' inch flat screen tv gone be $78 dollars at walmart ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 0.o i'm going ! ! ! 
just saw the creepiest thing ever ... this kid was walking down the street weirdly with a trench coat and a mask #wtf 
i didn't even drink last night , but i feel hungover #wtf 
swimming pool full of niggers & i dive in it , wait what .. o.o 
that awkward moment when the old person sitting next to you choses to start talking to you .... o.o 
craig morgan and memphis may fire cds .... what a combination .. o.o (@ best buy) URL 
i swear every time i go on facebook i find out someone else is pregnant 😲 #nothanks 
i can sleep every second of the day and be fine with it😴 😲 
the reason he keep a hair tie on his wrist . #wow 
i wake up & hear little kids & look outside & mr . twiggs kids are all in my yard being loud af . #omg #shutup #getoutmyyard 
my mom said my grandma was makin hella persian dishes today and my face went :o we out to her house 
i had a dream my family got me a fat stripper for my birthday ... #wtf 
park casket conundrum #nyc #street #downtown #instadaily #bizarre #death #weird # @ lower east side URL 
USERNAME . ctfu i'm outside yelling at my bby cousin & ya sis came out :o 
USERNAME ? ? ? 😯 who are you ? and its all about USERNAME 
USERNAME mmkkay . what time you finna be here at ? :o 
cheif keef is 15k to book ... i don't think we gone make the money back . 0_o 
when i was hired . i was told 20-30 hours a week . im only working 4. #wtf i keep getting fucked 
i seriously feel like i have a hangover . but i didnt drink last night ... #wtf 
my dad is trying to conversate with me .... o_o 
well that's ironic ... a aa service car being towed away by another towing company ... i guess everyone has car problems ! #weird 
omg he went to my house :o & am ova here fucking eating -.-ugh ! ! his surprises sometimes need to be announce lmfao 
get your stank food away from me . this is the library , not the cafeteria . 😵 
USERNAME what . o.o im in what bitch . ? lol 
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just saw a lady walking out of target who had quadruplets o_o 
omg . i've done so much work today in school :o o 
USERNAME i better be seeing you friday night 🍻🍻 or else ✂📌🔨🔫💣🔪💊💉👊💀🔥💩 😲 😵 😫 😱 
my lil cousin barely turned 9 & for xmas . my aunts got him a cell phone ? o.o what happened to board games ? ? or legos or a bike ! 
lord jesus ... i love my job ! ! 😲 👏🙋🍴 #fat @ georgia's own cu - at&t URL 
people are already camping out for black friday . thats craazy #crazy #walmart 
why you no tell me you have a boyfriend ? :o -.- 
check my last tweet . i clicked her page and this pops up :o tf ? ! URL 
og kush from the west coast .. o u tryna 👉👌 ? ? 😯 😯 😯 shorty lets go ! ! 😏 😏 
yo . little kids r nasty . little girl in 2nd grade just dug in her nose for 30 secs straight & went back to eating . like nothing happened 😳 😲 
lol me and my friend started lastnight o.o rt USERNAME my mom is already making desserts for tomorrow . this lady has issues . 
USERNAME what kind of salad ? a tossed one perhaps ? 0_o 
so ... i shaved with baby oil and it feels like heaven o_o .. what sorcery is this ? ? ? o_o 
that akward moment when your doing something stupid and somebodys watching . o_o 
there hasn't been one night where you weren't in my dream . go awayy ! 😤 😭 😱 😩 😵 🔫 
when it feels like chards of glass in my throat #complainttweet 😫😷 😵 
oh noo my phone has low battery already #wtf >_< 
USERNAME you gott it i will and i'm seeing the other fella tomorrow at my dads maybe :o 
USERNAME o.o it is , when they change the date , dont tell me its today . i just got in town 
it's gonna be boring tomorrow with USERNAME ! we always have thanksgiving dinner together ! #weird 
when you have to go underground to use a mcdonalds bathroom #weird 
USERNAME what are you going to name him again ? :o 
do my dance on yo dick oo u know u love this shit ... fuck it fuck it right boii #random 
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everything's expensive in #newyork , so i wonder how much #gas is ? o_o 
hey USERNAME what do me , USERNAME and USERNAME have in common ? we leave our houses . 😮 🙊 ❤ 
USERNAME whoa i am ... im never in gilman ... #weird 
45 cent apple pie and cinnamon ice cream at king's 😮 😻 👍👌 
true life: my best friend/ roommate emails me ... #weird USERNAME 
USERNAME there's a taller version of you at my school :o lol 
steal or dont keep it real .. choppin off your hands 😮 
just stalled my car for the first time since i got it #omg 
i'd rather not see old people bend over to show off their thongs #myeyes 😲 
i just cashed my check & now my mom is tryin to take all my money . #wtf 
this is a night at my house . mama and i sit in the car in the garage and watch tv with daddy so we can talk . #wow URL 
i think the most shocking part of breaking dawn was when sacajuwea showed up 0_o 
#omg i was just dicin' onions nd it looks like i came from funeral :**(( :) )) 
USERNAME why does this make me laugh so much ? ? o.o 
USERNAME its what opens the door to his personality :o 
infatuated to say the least , i lay it once you lay for a week 😯 
63° on november 21. in knoxville , tn . #wtf 
two girl walking down the street in pj's bright as hell and going into a restaurant to get food #wtf #getdressed 
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USERNAME :o i guess i won't give you a hook up -.- 
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this women ate 173 chicken wings in 12 minutes . #wow 
USERNAME a baby got hit by a train then got up and walked away in mine o.o 
USERNAME my mama just asked did your mom know o_o lol 
considering getting a 3rd job for the weekend . but highly doubt it ! that's suicide 😲 
haven't eaten anything all day .. still not hungry #weird 
USERNAME i had a cell phone in 4th grade . o.o 
i just remembered that i ran into a dude i met front row for big g and nectar back at camp bisco at the after party on sunday o_o 
im trying to get in the shower & he hanging on my legs cryingg o.o 
i feel weird being all dress up like proffesional :o 
i wanna instagram this niggahh feet that's sitting beside me , fuckin sick 🔥🙀 😲 😵 😵 😨 
i probably shouldn't drink two cups of coffee a day but , my pumpkin spice creamer is calling me :-o 
USERNAME lmfao he needs to go when ever :o smh at him 
started slide :o logy bookclub w/ friend in brazil-today , reviewed a diagram i sketched USERNAME URL 
guys im officially getting old . mikhail grigorenko (the sabres' top prospect) was born in 1994. i was born in '93. #omg #wtf 
what am i supposed eat . my mom isnt home ! :o #starving 
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jack taylor drops 138 points in d ii ! #crazy #nbabound 
just had a customer ask me to live on a boat with him .... uhh no . #random #creepy 
starting to think i'm the only one who got this letter from washington university ... o.o 
so many genius' so little time ! #fixmymacbookdammit #wtf #lovemymacbook 
USERNAME i heard we might be doing gangnam style :o 
so they said we can go home if we live 250 miles or less . #wtf 
just ate half a bag of sun chips .. by myself .. #fatty 😯 
it's a 2 out of 10 that i ever call or text somebody first #random 
found this in a store in defuniak springs . #wow URL 
i hate throwing up in the morning 😷 😲 😣 
i need to go talk to the tress 💨💨💨💨🍃🍃 😲 lol 
black friday always a nightmare , for the employees and customers getting ran over by other customers ! ! o.o 
andy made a fb account o.o i sent the request 
USERNAME yes ! you remember him ? ! when he said he knew me from bisco i was like o_o wuut idk you dude ... i did not recognize him haha 
literally thinks there is something wrong with my head . 😲 🔫 
i just saw a chicken chase away a cat ... shouldn't it be the other way around ? #weird ... 
my teacher just ask if we wanna play twister . #wtf #no #yourjokesarentfunny 
i feel like a damn zombie walking around . o_o #sotired #need #sleepp 
USERNAME i bought peri peri nandos sauce (in florida :o ) but i don't wanna try it yet ... should i ? 
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oh my gosh ! waiting for almost 2hrs . 😲 super hungry na ! :( 
USERNAME he is ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! :o 
USERNAME i'm not ! why you being stupid ? 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME o.o i thought i tagged you in it . my bad 
when football is life . an you can't play ball .. you feel dead to the world . 😲 🔫 
USERNAME i am slowly startin to lose my voice more and more .. we need a break or we're not goin to survive thanksgiving break ! 🍴🍗🍅🌽 😲 
USERNAME lmao yu finally cleaned ur room ? ? ! ! ? ? ? :o 
you are the biggest hypocrite i've ever seen . one minute your bitching about ugly girls then the next about how everyone has beauty . #wtf 
the inmates r out ! i picked the wrong day 2 wear my tight jeans ! 0_o 
isn't weird for your bestfriend to date your ex or your guy bestfriend :o 
mental breakdown number 57 #crazy christine_eberts @ chez eberts URL 
USERNAME im home . didn't go to work today because i'm beyond the normal amount of sick 😵 
i just realized most of my underware are see through :o 
USERNAME noo it gives you eternal bleeding in yo stomach :o 
my ipod consists of 422 songs but only 13 artists o.o 
going to get a haircut today ! ! ! :o 
i got clothes that i don't even remember buying o_o 
gentleman: please tell me your name first before you tell you want me to have your kid ... #wtf #poof 
USERNAME :o o ? ? ? ? ? ? x) the one i had told you about ? 
why tf is ppl still wearing roca wear , forces , coogi , baby phat , apple bottoms , and etc ? ? ? 😭 😲 😬🙈🙊👀 
USERNAME i missed you ! ! ! glad you came and got to see me with my yummy tonsils ... 😵 
i didn't even know justin bieber was coming in concert #wtf 
my bestfriends birthday is in 4days . i don't even know what i'm gunna get him :o 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME cuántas veces reiniciaste el juego ? o_o 
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USERNAME i'm serious ! if i say i'm dreaming of you in a creepy way it's because i'm stalking creeping on u :o lol i'm not that dude :p 
USERNAME there was a lot more pictures left but i didn't want to favorite all of them cause i was scared you were gonna yell at me :o 
USERNAME 18 hour shift ? o.o if i did the math right lol 
USERNAME dude i'm being serious ! because we've been saying were gonna hangout ! :o & were both criminal mind obsessed >>>> 
people camped out in front of the bestbuy #crazy USERNAME URL 
and i am running out of words to say to you , wondering why i've been wasting my time . #throwback #omg 
everyone else has this week off and well i still have to work , just like normal #reality #crazy 
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k maybe ill actually make it to the mall today and not pass out o_o USERNAME 
aiight . home , +back on the grind . gots to prepare for my first voice lesson as a . did i mention it was in french ? #mylife = #random 
USERNAME is it her time of the month :o ? ! jk but don't get mad stay happy bitcchh ;d 
almost at 400 #followers someone help me out #wtf #follow #follow #follow 
i just saw a dead owl on the side of the road 😲 
USERNAME i know what street you're talking about . :o 
sandovals coming to my house o.o hope he let's me go to school next week already ! #fingerscrossed 
i remember my first day on twitter . i was like o_o , ” wtf is this shit ? ! 
just had a weird . scary . happy . dream o.o 
why am i so sore ? did i get beat up last night ? ha #weird 
idk why but this movie makes me feel a little funny .. o.o #forrestgump 
my bad , didn't realize you were my vocab professor 😮 #duh #sillyme 
i might quit smokin cigs after that commercial . #wtf 
literally just witnessed some girl spit out her gum and an old man pick it up off the ground and chew it ! ! #wtf 
going to the ymca ... lets see how this goes ... 😏 😮 🏀 
my mom jus told me that she will take $1 out of my account every time i say nigga ! #wtf #screwed 
i look so different in some pictures , how does that even happen ? #weird URL 
😲 just rubbed germ x in my eye ! ! 
it hard for me to believe that a man can have many women and love only one o_0 
dude real life just went thru and retweeted all my tweets with pictures . who are you ? o_0 
USERNAME USERNAME 🍻🍸🍹🍷, it's all the same to me 😵 
so i'm eating this beef stew and my uncle comes and tells me its deer meat .... o_o 
wow , you have such good morals . #justkidding #wtf 
what's going on #228 #coast . i'm bored ,, like bouta go crazy ! ! o.o 
USERNAME :o ! ! ! ! ! ! so fucked up lol . 
that moment you want to say hello in an empty house because you hear noises ..... but are afraid to hear a response .... #wtf #creepedout 
USERNAME da hell ? ? i'll pass on the bird then and stick to the sides . o_o 
in in a #random mood , even annoying myself . #istodayoveryet 
noah is singing african songs to me . #wtf 😂 😂 😂 
i thought those texts last night were a dream ! :o but they weren't ! but that was only last night ... 
whyy df does myy fonee sayy it's 6 :3 2 o.o 
the best thing is looking at drunk pictures/texts the morning after a crazy party . thank you USERNAME 😵 😂 
telling me how i'm sucha fool , talking bout how ill neva find a man like you o.0 got me twisted ! 
USERNAME what's that suppose to mean ? ! o.o lol 
why ghetto girls always promoting their auntie , or older sister baby ! ? ? ? o_o #sittfdown 
my 5,100th tweet goes to USERNAME .. go follow her or die ! 😲 😈💂 
the fact that my cell bill was only supposed to be $160&it turns out i have to pay $400🔫🔫🔫 #seriously #wtf 
i see this picture every time my phone lights up and it makes me love my big <3 #wtf #crazygirlprobz #whatev #ilovee URL 
einsteins should never not have the type of bagel you want #wtf 
oh shitt , he just pulled the card ... idk whether to flip out like i usually do , or just not reply :o 
listening to two people sing two . completely different songs . #wtf #cantconcentrate 
i am now also a clerk-eligibility specialist at esi ! ! ! ! ! 😬 😮 😮 😮 👏👏👏 😝 😝 😝 😝 😃 😃 😃 
i really don't understand why girls wear leggings & oversized t-shirts in public . #weird #dressclassy 
i leave for mn in like a half hour and i'm not packed . :o 
omfg ! ! ! ! ! ..... con este guey o_o 
just 4 followers away from the big 400 ! ! ty USERNAME for the #so .. 4 ppl ? ! #wtf 
people talking about me in a town i don't even live in #crazy so glad i moved out of there while i could ! 
it's crazy how one song can completely apply to a relationship . #crazy #nostalgic 
what if the dreams you have are just you in a parallel universe 😮 
this is seriously going to be the most uncomfortable thanksgiving :o 
ontem o cd empezar desde cero completou 5 anos :o 
me on the left and my mom on the right . #twins #holycrap #wow URL 
not gone lie i love to eat pussy ! ! ! lol #random 
i was putting gas on the car . when these 2 guys were washing my car for free o.o tf ! lol and they go to the same college :) 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME ur mom still likes me ! 😯 
crowded ass hell 😲 😊 @ the honeybaked ham company URL 
lol . one direction's new album beats out t-swift's new album red , which sold 1 mil + in it's first week , for first in the top 200 album . o.o 
a malditona da tal qual mora na torquatro . o_o 
i can not get over how completely pissed i am ... its to the point where i just won't show up ... #wtf 
in slightly disturbed that i just saw some guy put ketchup on a cheese coney 😲 #skylinechili #nono ! ! 
life is like a game of chest you have to think long to stay away from check mate #random thought 
USERNAME thats what am fucking saying ! ! i was like :o o they were born in pomona but moved to upland 
did someone just say joselyn dumas' hips were ? :o 
i blew up jordyns phone last night .. i wonder if she saw it o_o lol USERNAME :b 
USERNAME USERNAME they have a thanksgiving eve event tonight supposedly one of the biggest events in philly , open bar 😵 
USERNAME lol but we are so fuck it .. you throw up again :o 
the biggest party night of the year ! ! ! #crazy USERNAME thanksgiving eve party at USERNAME @ p URL 
shout out to that girl in my class that drives a m3 ... 😍 🙏 😵 
parking is ridiculous ! o_o (@ the streets at southpoint w/ 2 others) URL 
USERNAME whoes talking to you ? 0.o oh yeaa no one lol hurry tje fuck up ! ! ! 
the fact that USERNAME and i tweeted lyrics from the same song at the same time #weird #wecool 
USERNAME you kill me when you be like #wtf ! ! ! lol 
USERNAME ahaha well your sister had my number you can get it from her :o 
USERNAME lol me too ! it reminds me of my childhood . o.o lmao 
#random college hill: vi was the best season ever #justsayin 
*cues music* back to life .... back to reality o_o (@ robert trent jones golf trail at oxmoor valley) URL 
feels weird i be the only one in my house :o guess its time to leave ! 
so my friend wants to camp out @ walmart 2mrw night o_o horrible idea ! 
USERNAME let's hang out . this is weird for me , but i actually miss you :o lmao 
rhys is hiding my gifts around the house hehe o.o 
bean & cheese tacos and some tea would be lovely right now . :o 
ibeen wondering what mac & cheese 3 was and ifinally know ... bt um why wld u name a mixtape or even album mac & cheese ? o.o 
USERNAME p . o.o . p . people order our patties . lmao . 
my parents have been together 31 years 😳 😍 #wow 
USERNAME 10 ! :o i swear ji eun is so friggin adorable ! (x 
s/o to USERNAME i dont know you .. but u seem cool . ayee follow himm o.o 
o_o rtUSERNAME i know i can't be the only person that cracks chicken bones and suck the marrow out 
14 hrs of sleep still not enough i am dying . 😳 😵 
is there anyone in ttown that has an extra mac charger or have one that i can borrow for a couple hours ? ? #projects #wtf 
soo .... i got accidentally drunk last night ... #omg woke up feelin like a champ thoo .. #yes 
USERNAME mee ! ! ! about 6 protein pancakes and 5 whole eggs ... wait , u talking bout food right ? 😯 
#omg ! ! ! i just realized we have only have one month to live ! ! 
USERNAME if you look at my prayers ... you will see i prayed that . i did know that :o ) i just like praying for israel most :o ) 
USERNAME really ! ? thank you idk if i saw you :o 
fckboy got upset for asking him to toss a taco bell cup at a mcdonald drive thur #wow 
#oddfact USERNAME while shooting the shootout scene i had #rihanna #diamonds stuck in my head lol #random #splintercell #funny 
we about to get ass raped tonight USERNAME 😮 😲 🙈👌🔨🍕🍌 
you just made me sick to my tummy :( 's o_o 
i gained 7 pounds in 3 months . #wtf USERNAME 
USERNAME according to y'all they're already deformed enough . i don't need that shit . :o 
USERNAME nah . i'm about to start class at 12 to 12:50 :o 
i follow a lot of west side and hv people o.o 
i wish people would have the guts to say stuff to my face #wow 
leaving in 15 minutes & still not packed . 0.o 
i just woke up and i had a dream about USERNAME wtf o_0 she on my mind >>> :) )))) 
the guy sitting next to me on the bus just farted ... #wtf 
USERNAME totally gross , too much chocolate , is a nasty chocolate :o 
i had a dream about , werewolves . and cabbage patch dolls . and they were trying to kill me lmao #weird #nightmares 
just found bruises on my body from last night #wtf 
wtff , i gained 500+ new followers after following USERNAME try it ! :o fucking lie 
eric keeps calling brad a dumbass and won't stop cussing #omg #stopfucker 
couldn't be more honored and ecstatic to reunite with the beautiful USERNAME #yay #omg #bff URL 
the winter lookbook is ahhmazing ! ! ! USERNAME #lf #lflasolas #lf4life #omg #ootd #inlove @ lf las olas URL 
some of these people driving on the road look link they're 12. o_o 
me with my babe's fave glasses pexilus #fashion #style #loveandfashion #crazy @ the house of exilus URL 
you saw carcich wear his leather tie every day . #wtf also , he calls guat busses . #ignorance #sonofabitch 
i'm obsessed with pajamas . that is all . #random #delirioustweet #pajamas #obsessed 
USERNAME i've never actually fallen while running :o at least i don't think so >·<and no ! i would probably end laughing at myself x} 
USERNAME USERNAME thought it'd be appropriate to tell you this now instead of when we were filming lol #oddfact #random 
USERNAME #unhwildcats just made USERNAME with the losing effort in the old dominion game with the qb throwing 700 yards ? ! #wow 
if i get all my checks on time the rest of the month , i will have $1159 in my bank account . #wtf #whereisallthismoneycomingfrom 
USERNAME right , i mean i know there job is to die .. but no need to kill them here , it was the other bitch that almost killed it #crazy 
im soo not ready for the algebra quiz next period 😲 
USERNAME USERNAME yess y'all need too ! speaking of which when is her next sleep over i haven't seen her in yearss :o 😱 
for once , i'm actually excited to see my mom . #weird #notusedtothis 
the amanda show is on ! ! ! 😱 😮 
there are twenty people in my geology class ... #wow 
lol who was that , that just mentioned me ? o_o 
currently at the post office .. haven't been here since my pre k field trip #wtf 
USERNAME claims these are his love faces 😑 😲 😷 😱 😳 @ bowie place URL 
just slept for about 12 hours straight ! #crazy #sick #gottapee 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME best movie ! lmao i was luke this :o 
i was crying an shit being like why an j in jail ! ! 😱 😱 😱 😲 😢 
girl you looking good , wont cho back that ass , jtfo i was inna car and this came on smh ! o.o 
great news from out of nowhere on the job front ! #wow 
people in tents camping in front of best buy… #wtf 
i hate it when people say they can't remember #wow 
i haven't often gotten in pintrest in quite a while . i'm becoming anit-social .. 😯 
just watched what makes you beautiful and i feel like one direction has changed so much since then . don't know how i feel about that . #hmm 😮 
this guy i like said he liked me but i'm not his type ... ? o.o i gould be crying but i'm laughing hahahahah 
the nail salon on thanksgiving eve looks more like a war zone #crazy #nails #thanksgiving #madness 
USERNAME can you let me know when you get yours :o i'm just really like ahh i want it already and i'm scared 
surprisingly she responded really well after i gave her a mini-telling-off . o.o 
why the fuck is everybody talking about the same thing on twitter right now it make no sense #wtf 
im walking by myself to the bagel shop to get a snack . #scared :o 
USERNAME flight from heathrow was 8 hrs , this next one will only be 3 ! phew ! then 6 hr drive to wa ! wtf ? ! ? ! 😲 
people are already lined up outside in tents . o.0 (@ best buy) URL 
my nephew said he only does #virgins because he doesn't wanna get an #std #wtf ? 
according to jairo i'm a fart rainbows . ! ? what . o_o 
the weeknd dosent even look like he can sing :o 
USERNAME USERNAME omg im so scared to have mine taken out :o 
USERNAME lol no way , if i was a dog i'd hate my life lol have to wait on my owner to feed me only 2 times a day and only water ? #wtf 
i wonder how the f i broke my hip playing soccer ? o.0 
i don't fucking believe this 😨 😨 😰 😲 😵 🙀🙈 URL 
use to be like omg tomorrow is thanksgiving/christmas 😃 😀 >>>>> na i'm like damn tomorrow thanksgiving/chistamas oh is jus another day 😐 😯 😑 
soo . how is everyone ? (; bored , on the way to palestine . just found out grandpa has a twitter . o.o wot ? 
lol i'm talking about non black boys for the first time omg :o 
omg delicious orchards is like pie-mageddon ! people have no less than 3 pies at a time #crazy #thanksgiving 
i feel dumb ._. me: aye dad is it black friday today :o ? da d: is it friday yet dumb ass ? me: .... no .___. 
lmao . you think i like mean girls ? :) ) lmao #random URL 
my mom recently told me that she had a dream about fish . either that's just some old country nonsense , or i'm gonna have a kid soon . o_o ? ? 
lmfao i tweet that ; and i tweet about random dm's everyday o.o 
my dad just bought another four wheeler >>>><<<<>>> 😯 👍👎 
so fck it , wake n bake ! 😲 💨👌 💚 
my mom is giving me the chance to get chipotle .... should i go for it ? 😯 
USERNAME why don't you ever want to go to school ? 😯 
USERNAME USERNAME i hear ya there the other day i had to actually paint my own right hand it was torture 😵 
dis nigga drop 138. points in a basketball game #wtf 
a white guy knockd on my neighbors door , yelled and ran . o.o lma 
USERNAME its embarssing to say that i actually cried about it ... but yeah she's my mom so i guess that's an acception . o.o 
had a dream that me and the graduating delts robbed a bank , got chased by all the house moms , then had a party after . #wtf ? 
my add phone conversations with USERNAME >>>> #loveher #random #family 
i can't get up , i can barely walk now . #wtf #dontknowwhy 😒 
and enderlin never fails to smell rancid 😷 😵 #sunflowerplant 
that moment when your dad brings you a burrito knowing you cant eat cus you have a soar troath > :( #asshole #wtf #torture #fuckyou 
overall , i love seeing 2012 back in town . feels like nothing's changed 💜 #random #weird #dontcare 
damn i took a fatass shit . it was like a foot long . o.o 
how did i manage to be following a natural light twitter account ? i don't even drink beer ! ! ! ! #weird 
about to be reunited with my brother USERNAME for the first time since august #crazy #familyreunion 
one thing that bothers me; tiny ass septum piercings . o_o like where you can only see the balls or barely even see them 
when the last time you seen me without a hat on o.o 
gente o ~psy~ caiu da #2s para a #5s no hot 100 da billboard . o_o 
as long as we in this store ion know her o.o URL 
i wonder why reese said he had to talk to me .. o_o 
i can't stop watching the vampire diaries ... help me 😲 
USERNAME lol oh yeaah , i haven't heard of that 😵 
and you wonder why i don't tell you anything #wow #ashamed 
#dailyfact babe ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his hat while playing baseball , and he used to change it every two innings ! #weird 
making lunch , but just really wanted a grilled #marshmallow lol #weird URL 
why cant school be like the one on zoey 101 #random 
USERNAME < comes with the job description #ohyoudidntreadthat 0_o ! 
so i'm in the kfc drive thru and the person in front of me has a fucking owl on their shoulder #wtf 
USERNAME lls read that tweet then looked to my left and saw it too like #wtf 
went to cub and ran into salah . went to lunds and ran into steve . who will i run into when i go to byerlys ? :o ] sam ? sven ? 
ok so in my dream last night , long story short , USERNAME ended up dying ^.^ #weird 
omg i was just having a good morning , now this m . fucker . gotta ruin it #wtf 
i keep thinking i'm home for christmas break not thanksgiving ! #weird #soonenoughiwillbe 
USERNAME i know , i was like oh shieett :o 
ahh ! the line is so long at honey baked ham ! 😵 URL 
wait ..... but i actually like my dads girlfriend .. #weird 
USERNAME me too but my phone breakdown and my mom is going to fix it , unfortunately and i hate nice for your new look lol o.o 
i just found a four loko in my top drawer o.o 
so now i have to use some steroid eye drops ... hhmm .. i'm wondering if my eye will turn into the hulk super eyeball ! ! 😵 😏 😆 
USERNAME me too but my phone breakdown and my mom is going to fix it unfortunately and nice for your new look lol o.o 
USERNAME done cut me off i love you kenken ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😁😁😁😁😁 😊 😃 😊 😃 ☺ ☺ 😄 😍 😍 😍 😘 😘 😘 😘 😮 😬😬😬😬😇 
USERNAME you guys have more than one flavor if eggnog ? #weird #americans 
USERNAME aw whuht o.o i have to conjure up some plans now lol 
USERNAME dude ! tell me about it ... that's one reason why i hate dating sometimes o_o 
idel this bitch and she just grabbing my shit ... tf o.o but ima be smoov ... i'm not ghetto ! 
USERNAME smh , ard i gotchu .. and i failed that test yesterday smh i didn't know shit ! o.o 
USERNAME haha well i don't see how that could be a negative comment :o 
i think drinking water while i'm starving was a bad idea . :o my tummy hurts even more . 
can't believe it's thanksgiving already ! ! ! fuuck ! :o 
pissed every 10 minutes since the break of dawn . #wtf 
mall of america is banning unaccompanied minors ? ? #wtf just because of one fight last yr .... 
squidwards suicide is seriously creepy as hell . #ahh #weird #crazy 
been hurt too many times . just happened again 0_o 
USERNAME wth and i do :o wht is this nonsense 
my bestfriend has not txted me yet ! 😲 😭 😩 😱 
ugh #wtf i think i'm gonna do that program over the summer for agmt majors cause this summer about to be just like the rest #dramafilled ! 
i hate when random people ask me where i work , why do you care ? i don't know you like that ! #wtf haha 
o.o o .- -.- , im in my thinking mode 
USERNAME if some guys aren't different then why's it take you so long to pick one ? :o 
apparently i’m running some sort of income club , according to these random mentions… ? o_o 
who made it ok for fat boys to not wear shirts o.o 
why would it bother you if that's ur ex :o 
fuck . thanksgiving is tomorrow :o already . lol . damn 
USERNAME bahahaha stop eating so much candy and cherry pepsi oh wait you aren't :o ) lol 
USERNAME go to ny next time they come ! if i buy bus tickets early enough , i can get them for $1 :o 
USERNAME dzabe ti , ovaj nas je ozenjen , a volimo kumu :o pp :o )))) 
my brother listeninq to some selena gomez sonq , wtf bro . you qay o.o 
hoping for another crazy repeat of black friday with USERNAME #wentinsane #nosleep #coffee #redbulls #5hourenergyshots 😝 😲 😴☕🍸 
wow that's really strange how everytime i tweet about paull he has my phone .. #weird 
USERNAME damn o.o fuck they've been doing all that time ? 
USERNAME by moi , i think he came out of soccer practice ? :o o 
well ..... never gonna be able to listen to the same again #magicmike #wow 
females don't fuck with chicks cause they gossip ... so the last thing a female wants , is a nigga that runs his mouth like a bitch o.o 
i just woke up from a crazy ass dream :o 
just spent $52 on lunch for myself .. #wow #sushi with USERNAME 
passed my 1k by 100 and didn't even know it . #wow 
police :o k , so what's the problem sir ? 
that 3 and a half hour practice definitely felt like 12 😵 🔫 
i wouldnt wanna be a tattoo artist cuz what if a 500 pound woman came in n said o.o 
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off work early ! what to do with the rest of my day ? :o 
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USERNAME 😱 😲 our friendship is over ! ? ! 
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sure ... you can leave your kid here while you go do stuff . #wow #pissedoff #imnotyournanny 
ran a cash register today for the first time in about 4 years ... #wow #memories 
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think i just saw USERNAME driving out of my development :o 
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wonder if my kush man will have black friday deals #random 
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to jsem jediná, kdo nebrečel u rozbřesku ? :o i haven't any feelings ! :d 
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so i have 3 thanksgivings so far :o one tonight 2 tomorrow 
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this is the second day someone tried insisting i listen to their terrible music #wtf #fuckoff 
USERNAME yeahh , i went for my bestfriends birthday . :o 
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lol . why martin got this stuffed dog doee ! ? ! ? #wtf 
#birthmom one of these chicks is drinking openly and is pregnant #wtf ? im obviously into choice but seriously ... 
am i the only one not home yet ? #wtf #ihateschool 
by brother talking bout i need to stop acting like dat o_o tf ! ! 
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USERNAME like what the hell was that noise ! ! ? o_o 
got up way too early and made gingerbread coffee that ended up tasting like shit . so , no coffee for me . i feel dead . 😫 😲 💤 
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USERNAME i was just watching that this morning ! see him fish out those groundhogs ? 😮 
tir na nog tonight ! USERNAME USERNAME #thanksgivingeve #family #crazy 
awkward moment when at a lesbian wedding and you get turned on when the girls kiss o.o 
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am i the only person who hates thanksgiving food ? o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME :o send me a picture when it's done ! 
my extent of movement for the day: my bed to the bathroom and back 😔 i can't believe how sick i am and its fuckin break #wtf #whyy 
i never even knew i had them in my phone ? o.o 
... random: are lego games for the ds any good ? o.o 
that awkward moment when your ex texts you and tells you that they miss you ! 0_o .. sorry boo you gets no love . 
either my phone sucks or people don't wanna talk to me .... i'm pretty sure it's my phone ? :o 
they think they are praying .... but they are talking to the devil 👹👺 #omg #godforgiveme #notmyfriends 
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#grinnellbasketball jack taylor with 138 pts . #crazy can't wait to see them play when they come to larwence 
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watching spongebob and there's a commercial with a baby doll that actually poops green stuff #wtf 
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USERNAME i hate boys . you tell them to text you when they wake up and they never do . #wtf #boys #foreveralone 
this girl at the mall i think got punched in the eye and tried to match the other eye . 👊 😲 
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omfg i think we are actually gonna eat turkey for thanksgiving this year :o 
thinking about how my life was this time last year ... #wow 
me & USERNAME have discovered that #oomf has mental issue and might need help o.o . 
every movie i've watched over the last couple days , i can relate to . #weird 😶 
my brother is such an athlete . he literally plays every sport except baseball . #crazy 
speaking of thankgiving ... how come turkey always make me tired ? #weird #hmm 
i will not have sex again for a long time . :o 
it would be something serious if im talking to a girl over the internet & we go to chill & she turns out to be a 300 pound lady o.o #catfish 
that moment when your to ''sexy'' for your shirt o.o 
went to the store . our change back was 666 :o 
just saw a deer dead on the side of the road . :o 
USERNAME and i just saw the best mustache/beard combo for movember ... on a woman #wow 
almost died :o garbage truck crashed into a huge truck right in front of me 🙏🙏 
telling my niece that her toys come to life at night ... her face was like o.o they come to life ? lmfao ! ! ! ! ! 
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dirty jobs cancelled ! #wtf ... i'm gonna miss that show :( 
USERNAME is that humanly possible ? ! ? ! ( o_o ) 
i had a dream i was aboutta die from my whole throat being swollen or some shit and i couldn't breathe ........ o_o 
when aydens sick i just wanna cuddle up in bed w/ him . but no .. he just wants to crawl around and cry . #omg 
USERNAME yes sir , depending on where you live . it varies . i know families of five who receive $1,00 0.o r more in food stamps and run out . 
i just mailed off a pkg @ the post office & told the lady i'm sendin it cheapest way possible & she started w/the highest cost o.o 
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i am running on exactly 2 hours of sleep #wow #death 
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my mom has a iphone 5 and i got a damn 4 ! something is wrong w this picture ! #wtf 
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:o o woah , not when i have hella tears running down my cheeks right now :x 
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it's a week till december and i'm outside playing horse with my little brother in a cut off and shorts ... #wtf 
i'm the #crazy #lady who feeds all the #homeless #neighborhood #cats . @ casa de garcia URL 
u read it & u dont respond . but u then tell me u didnt get it o_o 
i get more tips when my hairs straight o.o lol k 
USERNAME its more like afternoon (: lol :o have u seen the time ? 
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but i want to try out a strawberry blonde color :o 
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USERNAME what fone ? how what ? why ? ahh ! :o 
people walk on the bus and they know everyone #lol #weird #iknownoone #besdiesthebusdrivers #haha 
before i got here i almost lost my life and my shoes ! ! #omg i had a close call ! ! i could have died ! ! 
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USERNAME 's four home runs in one game ! ! #crazy #bestoffensiveperformance USERNAME 
just got that haircut ! fuck ! need to clean 😲 
visiting all my friends and their children ... #weird #goodmommies #proud 
i wonder what the person i'm going to marry is doing right now . 0.o #ifeltlikeimadenosensethere 
out of everyone in my house , i think i miss jesus more (: :o 
USERNAME umm about john and aj o_o ! ! did you expect it will happen something like that ? 
USERNAME can i go pick up my mota in a bit ? :o 
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how much more denzelly can denzel get ? ! ? ? o_0 (@ penn cinema & imax for flight w/ 3 others) URL 
i hate when people don't take me seriously but i hate being taken too seriously and offending someone by my dumb humor . #weird 
USERNAME :d i am too . i didnt even realize you put this . o.o lol but thankyouu . that means alot . ♥ 
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USERNAME USERNAME o.o what kind of question is that ! ! yes 
USERNAME what the hell is that real ? .. o.o 
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met her at the front but i hit it from the back ! #omg 
getting out our dreams . #g . o.o . d music 
i just got electrocuted by holding on to the handles of two different train carts . #wtf 
what did the red light say to the green light ? don't look i'm changing ! :o . 
my mom dancing to toxic by britney spears in the car>>> #omg 
USERNAME wait why am i not following you on twitter #weird 
USERNAME he stopped paying yur phone too , ? :o 
USERNAME mario and carissa r both trying to take a nap here #wtf 
this lady just said she is making a whole turkey for her and her cat #lmfao #weirdpeopleonthebus #crazy 
the fact that i can wear shorts and t-shirt in ohio ... in november and be comfortable is blowing my mind right now 😮 
😲 people that stink like b . o . << #relocate 
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wait so carly turned 27 today ? :o omg .... but she looks so much younger than 27 
#onlyintexas would it be 80 degrees outside in november 😂 😯 
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USERNAME it was also division 3 i think . a dude from opposing team got 70 pts . o.o 
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i'm sweating in my house with the a/c on ! #wtf too much #greentea i guess' 
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went to #microsoft #store today in #salem #mall #omg so #nice 
did this chick just say ? ... o_o da fuck 
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when im sitting in the car and it randomly starrd raining ? o.o hahahahahhaha um 
how many times do i have to walk in and out of my apt before i remember everything .... #wow 
is it national do sumone else a favor day ? o_o 
just saw some kids crawling around in the street . is that the new form of entertainment these days ? ? ? #wtf 
that awk moment when you go shopping wid ur mom . and u she dem looking at underwear and showing o.o ahh 😝 
#mymamaalwayssay you knoe all them words to the songs , but you knoe that school work , tf o.o 
USERNAME what song is that . it's bugging me o.o 
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USERNAME 😯 😂 you're so right ! it's tiny and ugly ! ! i barely even go to it . 
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#random #rants : i wonder if USERNAME wants the same thing for christmas that he wanted for his birthday ? ! ? 
just learned people used to die of diarrhea in 1900 ... 😯 
USERNAME lolol xd okay . did you see my drawing yesterday ? ! :o 
my #wtf moment of the year - how did my dog get outside my unit without me noticing ? ! ? did i sleep-let-her-out during my 1-hr nap ? 
i juat wanted some comfort but instead i just got an fu to the face . so much for me feelin sorry . #wtf #periodtime #workflow #worstdayever 
that girl got the s* hit out of her ! o.o 
USERNAME omg what is that ? :o lmao ! ! ! ! 
my mom just sneezed like 50 times in a row . #wtf 
just got fifty dollars for no reason ? but i won't complain . o.o 
but when i see her at school her boobs & butt disappears i don't understand ? o.o 
138 points in a basketball game by one person say what ? #jacktaylor #ballin #crazy 😱 
note to everyone .... don't ever send a text to me with hella exclamations points ...... unless its something serious 😲 URL 
i haven't known what to tweet for a whole day #wtf ? 
i just realized i haven't ate all day( o.0 ) 
ok so i'm at walmart and there is sum old dude dressed as a lady o.o weirdd 
so im here at work and a lady came up to me , gave me a jello shot and said it was the last of the everclear jello shots o.o #drinkinonthejob 
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USERNAME i know ! it got burned 🔥 😲 and the ice skating rink isn't here anymore . 
it's better to be pissed off than pissed on . #literally #wtf 
i just read on google if you smoke less than 5 bunts a week yhu get smarter but if you smoke more you get dummer o_o 
#thatawkwardmoment when someone tweets #lyricsweallknow and you never heard them before o_o 
took my moms target card to buy food for her and over half the stuff i bought were random things for me #sorrymom 😳 😮 
ready for a 5 day drinking binge #bringontheholidays 😲 😁 
: miss . leo said miss . king had our pizza her lying hip o.o 
damn the bus was so close to being in a car accident :o 
just got asked if USERNAME was my daughter .... #omg #killme #fuckme #cool 
USERNAME have any of you been in a near death experience ? if so what happened ? :o -adriana mata los angeles #ask1d 
should've been in manhattan by 3 ... it's now 4, we're not close and we've stopped at a gas station to switch drivers ... #wtf #megabus 
when you can't even go home to see your family for thanksgiving #wow #pathetic 
USERNAME isn't your birthday the 26 as well ? :o 
i clicked on instagram and a booty cheek came up o.o tf ? 
holiday music is playing ... tell me it isn't so . #grinch 😮 🔫 
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the phone i want is only $121 && i'm tryna convince matt to get it for me :o time to pull out the good cards haha 
i know the whole intro song of caso cerrado . i don't know if i should be proud or ashamed ? :o ? 
USERNAME oh god ! what are you doing ? ? ? :o 
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wow i just noticed that i have dimples . not a lot though but , just a little . :o o 
#machocamacho :o mg ! macho please dont die my love ! my prayers are with you right now ! :'c be strong macho ! 
the #nhl and #nhlpa frustrate me to no end ! each side says the other is unwilling to #wtf are you doing then ! #endthelockout 
they have sweet potatoe curly fries homai sweet baby jesus :o #foodporn #delicious #junkfood (@ burger king) [pic]: URL 
USERNAME omgah me too we were meant to be :o 
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though i hope they don't ... if USERNAME and USERNAME ever break up his next album should be called 'kk' . #random 
woow ! ! ! mexes just scored goal of the season hahaha :o #anderlechtmilan 
oh my days . check out phillipe mexes overhead kick for ac milan . #wow #playa 
i had to block tk . he's gonna do me dirty o.o 
USERNAME USERNAME oh man . thanks for telling me vicky . i wish i saw something :o 
this #drphil episode is so mind boggling right now ! 😯 
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mom :o o gotta go my song just came on ! 
looks like a whole other city around upper kirby . o_o URL 
it feels like a friday and not a wednesday ... o.o 
if someone with the first name kyle married me and we took my last name his name would be kyle kyle . #weird 
USERNAME hahaha was waiting for that . u must watch ln :o i just finished . 
i hope this coffee gives me the pick me up i need . #exhausted 😵 😴☕ 
my roommate , who has disappeared for 2 weeks just gave spenser & i a week & a halfs notice that he is moving out #asshole #wtf 
USERNAME no , headlights fixed themselves ... #weird .. turn signal/break light was the circuit board it plugs into 
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USERNAME even grocery stores have sales that day ? o.o #reallynow 
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people from school shouldn't really follow me on twitter .. like how do they find me :o 
#random but i want to be at the beach right now☀🌴🏄🌅 
man at work had a 6year old daughter . he just asked for advice: what should i do when she starts her period . #wtf #idk #birthcontrol ? 
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USERNAME it's okay cuz i don't know either . :o 
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USERNAME oh i'm srry am i disturbing your hunting :o 
has come to the conclusion not go near a mall or back on the interstates until january 1, 2013 #crazy 
some guy's iphone electric shocked him in class and he threw the phone accross the room & it completely shattered ! :o 
hanahs parents have heated floors in their bathroom ? #wtf 
he's kinda been going through my head alot .... :o 
ugh , screw this mythology paper right now . 😲 🔫 
i think i bought way to many earrings ! ! :o 
usually when i'm upset , or crying . i never call my mom . today i did . #weird 
#omg i forgot the most important thing my tapatio sauce these colombians don't like picante 
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:o my moms ex got her a 60 inch 3d tv . god bless his thirsty ass . 
USERNAME why did you say you feel it ? how do you know what that feels like 0.o 
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just passed a child no older than 13 driving a model t .. #wtf #icouldntmakethisup 
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how did i not know i was supposed to work today ? ? ? ? 😯 
i want one of my , mother-in-laws cheese cake . 🍰 #random 
USERNAME loll <3 . we where way off o.o .. 
sam is so lame . her background is her own tweet that she posted on november 19th at 9:02am . #wtf USERNAME 
first my burrito then my lemonade what else ! ! #wtf 
USERNAME haha it's okay ! me saying that wont change anything .. boys these dayyzz #crazy ... 👀👀 you though . 
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at work . it looks pretty busy o.o god i hope it'd not w repeat if last friday 
first time getting fast food in almost a week ... 😲 
last time i saw my family i was in 10th grade . #wow #timepasses 
this girl walked in with a skirt barely covering her ass cheeks . it's almost winter . #wtf 
excited to be omw home but already miss uofr 😯 
tried to lose weight before thanksgiving , didn't work . gonna try not to gain any in the next few days , bet that won't work either . o_o 
- lol , wth , i think i'm feeling him , o_o 
the fuckeryy && my damn phone fenna die o_o " ! ! 
just playing my pandora but my phone isn't plugged into the car #weird #helpme 😳 🎶🎼🎶 
omg i cant believe i just said that :o lol 
fact of the day :o n this day in 1620 pilgrims signed the mayflower compact for what they called . 
im not a whore tho . i havent been a whore for 2 years straight . just like i was single for 3 years straight o_o woow this shit is weird 
USERNAME whick emojis did you use for that tweet ? o.o 
i think it's a perfect time for a nap 😵 
so uh the car in front of me went on fire on the highway #wtf #soscared 
kendricks guna wait to release another hit til 2013 ! #wtf 
too bad i can't even touch these brownies til tomorrow 0_o 
why am i the most creepiest person ever ? #wow #yepineedalife #howdoihavefriends ? 
upset cause u stiff ? ? ? o_o yeaa gone head and dismiss yaself 
so y'all are telling me angry birds isn't when you're being chased by an upset ostrich o_0 ? ! ? ! 
its one thing having a beard but when your playing with it non stop as your walking threw the store #notok #weird 
no jim we don't know what you mean by gobble gobble turkey when talking about alex smith #wtf 
USERNAME it's possible i can but you know how crazy that shit is going to be 😲 
elfster sent me my secret santa 😮 😘 USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
USERNAME lol lazy :b it's already gonna be 2 :o 
playing this basketball 2k13 ..... o.o only if i kbee how too play video games .... ! 
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USERNAME and i'm sending that one i wasn't going to before 😱 😯 😁 😏 
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mistys family lives next to a prison .... 😲 😰 👎🙅💀 
i'm not sure i would know how to be a normal girlfriend o.o 
its 73 degrees here in seward , ne on november 21st . ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
i still feel like i am 16 or 17 .... 😳 #weird #amitheonlyone ? ? 
trading hats #werecool #hats #fun #friends #cute #nyc #crazy #classchillin #youngandreckless @ pearl studios URL 
USERNAME USERNAME o.o i thought twitter was better than that ? 
tonight , my mom is making one of my dreams come true ! i'm going to a comedy show .. more specifically , dl hughley ! ! 😲 
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the fact that me and USERNAME were both talking about cow tipping ... #weird 
always having her mouth open . 😳 😮 USERNAME URL 
USERNAME my dad's pissed lmao . not a good idea :o 
USERNAME overdo it and you may have to pass stones :o like i did once >.> omg 
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USERNAME lol you just gon steal my tweet tho ? o.o 
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#fashion #style i like this outfit ........ #justsayin .... boyz long legs help too :o ^_ URL … #skirts rock 
my daddy cookin all this food and all . i . want to eat is some noodles 0_o 
my left shoulder pops every time my arm goes back 😯 
bad bitches get flagged down just to get handed free bags tho 😲 🙊 #awkard moments in the ph .. 
this mall is hella crowded :o imagine on black friday . aha 
! & then leaves it wide open ! #wow ! 
american eagle has a 40% off sale , but they don't have anything good . #wtf #sucks 
USERNAME umm where you i send it to you o.o lol 
USERNAME just went to reno for the first time in idk how long #dying 😲 
just finished and 5 mile run and i want to go to the bar ! #wtf 
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ron puts up cameras at work ... aka hiding in the two spots he hasnt #weird 
USERNAME lmfao no i got over that . now i'm going thru some weird stage idk o.0 
#truestory old guy stops me n gym last night asked bout a superman shirt i wear .. said o_o thanks bro . lol 
wait ..... he attempted how many 3's ? ! 71 ? ! #wtf 
the fact that farmingtons varsity football coach knows about jackson .. #wow #fourth #grade 
USERNAME what ? ? ? :o you need to watch it 
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just saw a commercial for a new tv show called amish mafia #wtf #cannotbeunseen 
USERNAME hushshuduhshud aquele dia fiquei chocada migs ela sabe de tudo o.o 
USERNAME lol i don't even know what its over o.o 
wait aren't we suppose to die in like a month o.o 
i don't remember using a quarter tank of my #gas 😡 #wtf 
when you see cupples that one person is good lookin & the other looks ratchet ? ! ? ! lolololol #wtf 
o.o why do i see you everywhere i go ? quit following me 
:o #insect #bug #bugslife #macro #closeup #nature #tarantula #instanature #instagood #creature @ deer creek URL 
USERNAME o.o when ? i don't even eat taco bell so what are you talking about lmao 
USERNAME ill be over around 6 boo .. and i really really got to tell you sum in person .. 0_o 
damm inmature ppl still around :o crazyy ohh well ! 
USERNAME woah you never skype me :o aah freaking out of joy 
USERNAME bald👴 ! ! ! just an inch off but it's still long , rapunzel , rapunzel let down your haaiir ! ! 😮 🎶 
USERNAME & you mister , you are very rude :o . 
USERNAME why should i remember and you started it first .. o_o ? 
kind of scares of hights and my moms making climb all the way to the top of the ladder o.o ! ! 
my mixer cramped out on me ! #thanksgiving #baking #wtf @ at home URL 
138 points by one person in one game .... #wow 
i knew penn state was massive , but it's borderline terrifying to see how freaking huge it is in person o.o 
one of our dogs has gas today and its awful 😵 🙊👎 can't begin to use enough air freshener today 
USERNAME my sissy asked my (mum) what she would do if she were stuck in an airplane with 1d and she said she would rape them :o 
USERNAME so i should expect mine to arrive .... ? o.o 
fuck this sunset is so beautiful i'm gettin a boner lookin at it o.0 
first time in 4 years i have not rode fourwheelers the night before thanksgiving #weird 
lol the way he n here singin ! , o_o 
we see amish people by the mall & logan yells out look at those people in pilgrim costumes ! 😂 😂 😂 😂 #omg 
asked my grandma why he had a hole on his face , she responds #funny #weird URL 
clearly someone's been reading my diary ❤ #onedirection #omg @ 1d world URL 
i always come up with really cute outfits when i'm on break but never for school #weird #whattheheck 
USERNAME :o why thank you :) ) <3 hahaa joking loser you know it's the truth 
randomly finding a lighter in a old old bag ? #nice #random 
the hilarious moment when see local charging $150 for versus bc it's thanksgiving . #thanksgiving #wow 
USERNAME you ain finish yet :o , i gern toch the field :) , ine gone in a while . bbl in like a hour 
and the makeup counter is super overwhelming too ! ! 😯 
USERNAME that was like 3 days ago ! ! ! ! 😯 😇 
bored af ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ....... #omg 
is it me or something ? is seems like every serious relationship i have is like that . #wtf #whyme 
okay i really need to start eating more . im just never hungry . #wtf 
when the nurse called me papi :o #ihavepege lol jk 
#mj , #pose , #crazy @ mj's house o' crazy URL 
my room is actually impeccably clean for once .... yes , USERNAME you can see my floor and it was vacuumed ! ! 🙀 #crazy i know ! ! 
went into sally's to buy hair extensions and walk out with a spray tanning system #wtf #shoppingaddiction 
my niece literally just bitch slapped me ! :o o 
im suck i feel like like dying 😲 😲 😲 
o_o this nigga just hung up on me ! ! 
tminus 4 hours until i'm out ! its already hectic o_o (@ forever 21) URL 
that weird momment when me and my mom find the same guy attracktive o.o 
USERNAME 😻 i love you .& just wanted to let you know i appreciate all you do for me; & us . i know i drive you crazy at times . 😯 😬sorry ! 
my history class doesn't think i'm funny . #wtf ? #whatareyousmoking #areyouforreal ! ? ! USERNAME 
“USERNAME oh fuck no muhf ! this little girl just threw up right tf by me ... and then tried to wipe her hand on me 😖 help ! #wtf 
time to put down the book and email those pics for the slide show , then start my othello essay 😲 🔫 
USERNAME if you get bitchs and ima bitch . wouldn't that make you gay ? ? ? o_0 
spongebob squarepants movie 😱 ❤ . best part is when they get hammered off of ice cream 😵 
USERNAME i'm just pretty much ready to party . #omg this is so me right now ! USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME 
omgg , awkwardest moment of my life . meeting his mom &' her shakin' my hand ... uhh . #redface #triednottolaugh #omg ! 
USERNAME just wait till we go to the club #crazy 
today has been by far the worst day at work . i really had to work today . #wtf 
i still don't understand how i can eat this much & still be this skinny . 😯 
so this guy was gonna shoot up people at twilight then head to walmart to kill some more ? mfs is crazy o.o 
my sister just said she hates mcdonald's breakfast #wtf #saidnooneever 
really ? since when do bagmen take thanksgiving off ? #wtf #smokey 
wait , britney spears is still makin music ? ? o_o 
doing my nails . they have been naked for almost five months :o 
someone posted on fb they saw dennis quade at an heb in austin .... 😯 USERNAME USERNAME 
at the libary for the firsy time since like 5th grade :o holy shit :o 
USERNAME nonono trust me , it looks ssoo good on you , not just any girl can pull that off ! when i saw you today i was like 😮 😍 👌 
USERNAME you can blame it all on me 🎤 😮 
0.o my business english class is empty . where is everyone ? #confused 
that light show just melted my face off . 😶 💖 😲 💜 💙 @ quad URL 
if i could grow up to be someone , it would be claudia michalik . #favoriteperson #perfect #omg #obsessed 
shit i forgot i was playing chicago .. :o USERNAME USERNAME 
wtf thanksgiving's tomorrow :o it doesn't even feel like it #howweird 
was putting up the lights , i turn around and i see all my 3 sisters running in diffrent dirrections out the street ! o.o #random 
pecan pie shake ! #foodgasm #foodporn #omg @ cook-out URL 
you think blocking me on facebook makes everything better haha #wow #growup 
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so this guy on tv looks just like someone i went to school with , even has the same name .. who knows if it's him though :o 
USERNAME , ? is this tweet to me ? if so wtf happend while i was gone o.o 
when you need your clothes and the person you let wear them can't find them <<< #wow #annoyed #neveragain 
USERNAME did you and cody really date .. :o #jealous 
bro asked why i'm not coming to thanksgiving . told him i'm stuck michigan . he doesn't know i'll be there on friday #surprise 😮 
to get a pedicure or to not get a pedicure . #hmm #decisions 😬 😮 
USERNAME theres a video ? :o omigood where haha ? 
omg lil wayne no worries video looks fuckin retarded like #wtf 
sometimes i just be like wtf happened to all my txtn buddies ? o.o 
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USERNAME hahah omg imagine at 14 getting married 😯 i would just shoot my self 
USERNAME i didnt have him :o i had mr . catton 
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i'm sunburnt from being outside all day , our flowers are still blooming , and the ice cream truck is out and it's almost christmas . #wow 
i've eaten nothing today and surprisingly i'm not hungry #weird 
i'm an id i thought i was working at 5 for some reason :o 
shish kabobs for dinner #wow #amazing its been too long ! 
USERNAME i haven't gone in like a year now :o 
USERNAME same ! :d except i converted from hollywood undead and asking alexandria . :o 
got paid today 😯 sounds like it goin to be a good ass night ! 
USERNAME . i am thankful i still got my right mind . o_o 
USERNAME ima just use em for special occasions , they're just too awesome to smoke up real fast :o 
i wanna play apples to apples right now . #weird #🍏 
so apparently i have to pay a toll to get back into the south . #wtf #thelaststraw 
he already wants me to meet his mom :o ^.^ 
listening to the news for the last 30 minutes is depressing…all they talk about is everything bad that’s going on in the area n world #crazy 
just got the talk from my pops before the fam leaves for sc .... once they leave turrnn up ✌✌💯💯💯💯 😵 😵 😵 😵 
lord please let me make it to this nail shop o_o 
woke up and found out someone peed in my kitchen sink last night #weird 
USERNAME USERNAME hell yeah she is ! ! ! -_- that hoe #wtf 
fighting the crazy walmart crowds to get our thanksgiving groceries with brandon & my mom on one of the busiest shopping days of the year😁🔫 😲 
almost all of my pajamas have food stains on them o_o 
news you can use: thanksgiving dinner tomorrow -- costs 14% more than it did only two years ago . #wtf 
USERNAME you so lucky ! your dating colin ford right ? 😮 😮 😮 
parents just met . 1st time . what was the 1st thing they talked about ? how hard they partied in the 70s & what kind of drugs they did ! o_o 
some bitch ass fucker just honked his horn at me to get out of his way ... while i was at a crosswalk and the signal said to walk ... #wtf 
yo im sitting outside watching mii step-grandfather putting the x-mas lights on && im kinda cold . ! 0_o 
i wanna go on a walk but its dark o.o 
USERNAME i did but what am i suppose to see ? :o 
dam . . gotta make food tomorrow ! o.o ! 
i just realized its 545 and he's not home 0.o 
i remember my first day on twitter . i was like o_o , ” wtf is this shit ? ! " 
happy stuff your face day ! ( 😵 💨burp ! ) 
plus the last time i went , it was like the scene in mean girls when everyone went crazy o.o 
ahs tonight ... that doctor is totally going to make that lesbian into a lamp shade 😳 #omg 
it's like insta is taunting me with all these pics of pinkberry and yogurtland . #wow 
USERNAME please get this girl to shut up 😵 🔫 
my dad complains about me wanting to leave , yet as soon as he get's home from work , he leaves . #wtf 
my mom is gonna get me stuff from hottopic :o 
liam walsh played hooky today to play football with my brother #weird 
USERNAME mother knows best . i wouldn't trust you in the kitchen ! 😵 
omw to my friends sister house in the country o.0 womp . no service for me ! 
USERNAME ._. no i didn't . liar , and ha , i would of been embarrassed :o 
USERNAME snapchat me back or i will kill you ! !🔪 😲 ... 😵 🔫👣👣👣 
i hate the sound twitter makes when you scroll down to refresh your timeline on volume ... #wtf #swishpop ? 
natalie forgot to put the turkey in the refrigerator #hownatstolethanksgiving 😵 
all i've eaten today is a muffin .. #weird #notlikeme 
i feel like tweeting stuff to random ppl o_0 .... okayy im too bored now 
code name tina ? are you waiting to purchase something ? uh no dude i don't wanna buy your drugs in the meijer parking lot hahaha #random 
i'm so irritated . 😑 and i fucking hate my school , and the people in it ! 😡 😲 
USERNAME you stupid lol ugly girl with yo stupid lol ugly face o.o 
USERNAME :o , they are ! i absolutely love them ! 
he almost hit a fuckin deer ! ! ! ! 8 point #buck #wow #thatjustalmosthappened 
am i the only one who sometimes gleeks when they yawn ? 😵 💦 
lorenna always favorite my tweets when they bout tyrisha o_o lowkey weird lol 
definitely sweated out any alcohol that was left in my system during football , running , and crossfit 😲 
just saw a guy with a full ski mask , a trench coat , and two duffel bags packed with something walking down the street ... o.o i'm scared . 
just saw this girl sucking her thumb while driving .... #wtf 
o.o smh i never had a pair of ones . lol 
this is the first time that i've been broke since the summer time . #wow 
quack-i-net ! #oddities #taxidermy #curiosities #weird #woolly #chicago @ woolly mammoth URL 
USERNAME hahahahahah same and my moms side is like armenian conservative psychos so theyre always like 😬 😲 
"USERNAME the shit i see around town #wtf #disrespect URL hipp . i was like-_____- df ! smh . 
qualified for jr olympic nationals in xc without even racing ... o.o 
i've never gotten mad at anyone for responding late to a text 0_o if you want a quick response call them ! 
so on thanksgiving day eve , my parents decide to cook a chicken . #wtf #turkeytomorrow #ittastesthesame 
i find time zones crazy , it's gonna be 11pm where USERNAME is and it's only gonna 5pm where i am :o 
sponge bob the movie is on 😮 👏 💛 ! ! ! ! ! #goofygoober 
i feel like if i got a girl pregnant i'd be fascinated in myself . like damn , i put that there ? #crazy 
USERNAME why :o ! i like gaga + nicki + rihanna + justin +some other hoes ^^ 
i want to go back to columbia saturday so i can be there for au vs bc 😯 
woah , USERNAME gave the wii u system itself a 7.6, pretty lackluster they say 0_o . 
i've worked seven hours straight , going on more 😵 
i remember my first day on twitter . i was like o_o , ” wtf is this shit ? ! 
USERNAME wait niall r u guys still in london or no ! ! ! ! :o some please answer me ! ! ! ! ! 
i want an xbox ... should i get one ? o_o . ... well im gonna get one anyway 
so your callin me a lezzy ! ? #wow #what #fun #being #alefty 
USERNAME hey ! buck up ya lil camper ! 😁 it's thanksgiving break ! 😏 🍗=🍗 😮 = ☺ 😊 😁 
i just realized . . . the USERNAME game is next saturday ! :o 
i can't believe tomorrow is thanksgiving :o i have so much to be thankful for 😊 
that awkward moment when #random creepy guys talk to you .... 
my cousin is engaged , i could never see him settling down . #wow t 
felt like i was gonna die today 😞 😳 😮 😶 😵 
everytime i see you on my tl .... 👧🔫💣🔪 😲 🔥 
i came all the way to #ohio for #brooklyn #pizza ! #wtf ? ! @ ohio URL 
that was not what i wanted to see getting on there o.o 
USERNAME start jumping on people thinking they're mushrooms lmaao :o 
nothing like some spirits to get me through cooking this blessed thanksgiving dinner ! :o 
USERNAME i went back to my car behind the stage and steven tyler drove right by me and looked at me in his lincoln ! i was like :o 
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USERNAME and me 😮 😯 😏 @ las freaking vegas URL 
USERNAME not when you have to do all this shopping . 😲 
USERNAME neahh *--* melhor foi a gente na real com a mari e ela cantando parabéns pra beta e eu o.o 
its crazy how much ii talk to oomf more than my main oomf #crazy #dope #gotitmade 
just bought a new pair of ear rings . there not even a day old and i done lost them already . wtf o_o 
on my g . o.o . d music shit , my logo’s a lambo (damn) 
its literally like 4 black people on this plane , me included o_0 
USERNAME USERNAME chill jess🍇 you know i'm just teasing ya 😯 
USERNAME hey ! buck up ya lil camper ! 😁 it's thanksgiving break ! 😏 🍗=🍗 😮 = ☺ 😊 😁 
am i supposed to give you time remaining ? ” this one made me spit my drink out . #wow 
my weather app tells me it's going to snow literally like everyday . #wtf #stupidsmartphone 
and now i have to be here till friday . 😣 😵 
today was a weird day ... a lot of really bad things happened , and i should be bitter and angry , but i'm not . i'm happy and joyful . #wtf 
USERNAME :o ! ! ! ! that better not happen ! although i bet he'd taste delicious . 
didn't realize there was only 34 days till christmas #wow 
lot of kids in willy wonka said yes to wanting candy from a creepy stranger #weird 
#omg i love USERNAME from USERNAME i had to post this video . URL 
shout out to jack taylor ... the guy that put up 138 points in a ncaa basketball game beating the record for most points in a game . #crazy 
USERNAME hey ! u ! buck up ya lil camper ! 😁 it's thanksgiving break ! 😏 🍗=🍗 😮 = ☺ 😊 😁 
when someone you went to hs w/is everywhere #weird USERNAME 
bus is delayed 1 hour b/c the workers at greyhound decided to start some drama #busdriverproblems #wtf 
lol i go to a mexican restaurant and get chicken fingers .... #wow 
USERNAME is that the professor ? ? ? ? 😮 
USERNAME lol yeah ... i was like what is up w/ her cat ? o.o 
sitting too close to USERNAME makes you become a stalker .. #omg 
just woke up from a nap that started at 1. definitely just ruined a lot of plans i had today lol 😲 🔫 
and USERNAME just said krio and leoneses sounds alike and is defending her point to the death . #wow 
sitting next to the real chris brown in mcdonalds . #omg 
oh i cant wait to fall asleep so i can wake up , cook , and eat ! ! ! ! o.o #thanksgivings 
#wtf i #tweet USERNAME every day and my #mum tweets him once and she gets a reply . obviously the pendulum of luck was not mine today 
our friendship began with us calling each other a whore and bitch and ended with the same exact phrases . #weird USERNAME 
this lady is taking three chairs at the nail salon ! #wtf 
dudes ... wine tastes good .. ? ? ? #wtf ? 
USERNAME wcm ur not sure u just used one like reckon , gander , ect 0.o 
USERNAME au ! buck up ya lil camper ! tis thanksgiving ! 👆🍗 😮 ➡ 😃 😁 
we at a beauty shop an dis lady sitn down doing her wtf 0_o 
im 11 followers away until i have 100 followers on instagram ! so um like do anybody wanna help me out please ? name: ky_so_silly_ o_o (: 
r . i . p to alan guerrero ! 😔 😱 😩😴 😯 😶 😑 🙏🙌✌ 
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so there's a basketball game tomorrow at the high ? 🏀 😯 
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no haitian tweet from steven ? ! ? :o its a miracle ! 
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random tweet: i bet there are hostess dealers out there on the streets . 😮 
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til the romans considered two half proofs a full proof . qed , indeed . o_o 
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when USERNAME won't do psychology unless i help her . and then blames me when she gets an 88. #wtf #sorude 
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#thoughtsduringschool wow there is a table full of lesbians behind me #wtf 
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tried to watch 5 minutes of american horror story . couldn't . #wtf 
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that alley-oop was nuts ! ! ! ! cook to plumlee #crazy #sctop10 
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whoa i just made diner and baked a cake , by myself , i feel like a women o.o 
this psych exam will kill me ... adios all 😲 
i can’t wait till microwaves make tv dinners in 10 seconds 😮 😮 😮 
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demetris walking around my room looking for things to masturbate with #wtf 
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if i were to tell y'all all the things he be doing for my gma y'all would be like :o 
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went for a hella long run outside and just now realized when i got home that my yoga pants were on backwards . typical .... #wow 
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when your ex texts you & you dont know how to reply o.o #awkward 
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more people died in chi-town , than in afghanistan . #wow 
where are all of these followers coming from ? ? ? ? ? o.o 
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wonder why my #boo haven't txt me bak yet ... o_0 
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did anyone else just see that giant cardboard head in the stands ? ! #wtf 
he just said he loves me what the help do i say back :o ! ! ! ! 
what if 11:11 actually worked but some guy wished that no one else's wishes came true ? :o 
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USERNAME ew wtf . look like somebody put her titties in the oven and left them shits cooking over night :o 
why 6lack people think you'll remember a person if they say a name twice ? 0_o ! ! nigga trey trey ! ! ! lmfao ! 
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please excuse me while i shoot myself in the head . #wtf #did #i #do ? haha shitt :( 
now that i've cleaned , and all my clothes that was on the bed are now in the closet , i can't fit anything else in the closet ! #crazy 
did he just die out if nowhere ? ! ? ! ? ! 0_o 
..... #lt because i am an extremly awkward human being who wants to love herself before she thinks of loving some man lls you happy now o_o .. 
looking at your phone after lying in the dark is like looking into the sun . 😲 ☀ 
oomf worried bout who her nigga fuckin .. when she can be fuckin me o.o 
guys , i'm gonna be so fucking tired tomorrow . y'all don't even know . 😲 😴 
you just won't receive my love and care anymore :o 
USERNAME USERNAME 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 i don't want to die though lol 😵 
from g . o.o . d . to miley cyrus to of to beethoven . #everydayimshuffling 
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me and USERNAME make a cute couple ? really ? :o were hella good friends /.\ 
bitches b havin so much shit to say about u and what u tweet but still b following u tho .. #random .. 
i got like 909 pictures on instagram :o to much pictures o.o 
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girls: omg i hate him , he's a womanizing man slut . (five seconds later) omg hes so hot i want to fuck him . #waitwhat #wtf #confusing 
USERNAME i hate to have to tell you this but wendy's .... 😵 and i can't i have class 😘 
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just saw the dog picture ... and i regret looking at the o.o 
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USERNAME whatchu mean :o your fake .. our group was broken up d; #missit 
i just can't take #oomf seriously . some dickhead showed me a naked picture of this bitch lmao 😂 😲 😖 
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a year ago i applied for college & now i'm about to finish my first semester ! fuck time flies by 😯 
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i'm not the only one who has never seen duck dynasty . :o USERNAME 
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that life changing moment when USERNAME retweets one of your tweets and your like o.o 
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and i also dont wanna go to work tomorrow ! o_o 
i know i didnt smoke anything but i swear i saw a zebra tonight ... #wishfulthinking #crazy #notlieing #seeingshit 
for this strange reason , schools really difficult this year for me o.o 
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jordan just confirmed that blanda & joe are dating ............. :o 
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love #ash .... but now i can't sleep #toofreakedout 😬 😳 😮 
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met the girl twins from suite life who just got signed as a girl band #omg #celebs #every @ pantages theatre URL 
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i just feel like cussing someone out for no particular reason . #random 
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smokin by myself in my hometown ? ! #wtf #weak #idgaf 
all these people i know are getting engaged but the biggest commitment i make is to a phone wallpaper . #wtf 
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drug test ? o_o what drugs are we testing ? 
for like the past four days have had the worst anxiety for no reason #wtf #pain 😖 
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USERNAME how did you write a message on snapchat o.o 
wtf does a pansexual have to do with a stud ? o_o 
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if coach k and calipari were both on fire and you had one bucket of water who would you save ? USERNAME neither . #wow 
i believe #oomf gay on the low .. he suspect as fuck o.o 
why the is the neighbors dog barking like its getting fucked ? 😯 😱 
USERNAME well white girls really are horrible drivers tho .. :o 
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an 👀 for an 👀 will make the world blind 😵 
had a dream that i had a whole gas station to myself ... #wtf #onlyme 
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what kills me every time is when females claim , . ? o.o 
if black ops didn't exist ... 😸 😬 😮 😂 😆 😁 😃 😀 😄 🎉 #agirlcandream 💣🎮 
but it look like you got hit the face with a turbine o.o 
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gonna be a little bit of a bad ass and not set my alarm for tomorrow . i'll probably end up sleeping through my 2:00 class 😮 
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i just was thinking that and then bam it's in my time line #weird 
my mama just hung up the phone on me while in mid sentence 😵 
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USERNAME USERNAME pano please remind this wey to bring my comtacts tomorrw 😲 
every time i eat ice cream , i feel like i'm gonna die unless i get a glass of water after . #weird 
my phone keeps going off . why must people text me when i'm trying to do my hw . but when i don't have hw i'm like a loner ! #wtf 
lol , you have a 25% chance at winning an oscar than you do winning the lottery . #crazy 
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just won power ball o_o ...... im a millioniare ... 
we claim each other , but don't have the title #wtf 
how cool/crazy would it be if one of my parents won the power ball . #outofhere #forever #crazy 
my uncle left my hospital room to go watch spongebob in the waiting room . #wtf 
my twitter so sensitive .. i dont remember retweeting that ! ! #wtf 
yall talking shit but carolina lost last night o.o lol 
USERNAME or could unimagine it wit a black gay dude lool o_o lmaoo 
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USERNAME no ? i don't pay attention to her ! #weird 
head starting to hurt and i can't stop crying o_o </3 
most of our generation smoke weed just to fit in . but what's gonna happen when yo ass can't get a good paying job . :o 
3 hours , 48 min drive to wiu tomorrow :o #mission 
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i think i'm ready to die now . tonight was amazing . #wow #amazing 
i need a food priest cuz i just sinned :o 
nyquil makes me have craazy dreams ! 😳 😴 #weird 
i want to watch a good girl fight . 😵 💪👊 
probably not going to school tomorrow due to the fact im coughing up my lung right now 😵 😫😴 
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USERNAME again with this homework what is this sorcery you speak of :o 
so facebook turned into a porn site wth ! ! ! ! o.o 
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i hate how some girls can get all these guys and i can't get the one guy i like . #omg 
USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME #wtf about fucking mack 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 
the soldiers killed in afghanistan since the start of the war is approx . 2500. in chicago in the same time span has 2500 more murders . #crazy 
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USERNAME lmao my dumb ass didnt kno u said i was sleepin on the floor ... nigga whaat . ? o_o 
USERNAME really ? how are you tweeting then ? :o 
looked at my middle school yearbook . #terrible what the heck was i thinking ? o.o 
tiare is so damn scary .. it really makes no damn sense ta me o_o 
i bought a brand new charger and my phone still says it doesn't support it . #wtf #iphoneprobz 📱 
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USERNAME USERNAME i believe it and i bet it went a little something like 😮 💨 
i bought this backpack in the house like i was gone really do homework o.o 
ahh ahs ! ! ! ! ! 😵 😷 😳 😫🔪 
i now hate something that i've loved for so long . #weird 
lmao . eww i hate milk . came from a animal titty o.o 
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USERNAME 😯 .. you 👉👌'd up ! ☀ ❤ you still 😗 😗 😗 . 
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why black people think you'll remember a person if they say a name twice ? 0_o ! ! nigga trey trey ! ! ! lmfao ! 
USERNAME obviously your being sarcastic cuz i personal almost threw up 😲 
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USERNAME me ? ? ? ? ? ! :o no youre 
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american horror story tonight .. it was messed up :o lol time to go to bed all scared & shit ! 😱 😁 😂 
“USERNAME USERNAME USERNAME just so you know camm , bands a make her dance . 😯 ☺ 
wouldn't it be nice if some boy would come to whisk me off my feet and make me fall harder than i do down stairs :o 
duke has now beat #5 kentucky #2 louisville and #4 ohio state in the span of 2 weeks . #wow 
you know you're getting old when your knee aches when it rains #im21 #wtf 
this dude just said 360 degrees is a circle so 720 degrees is the globe . o_o i don't think i agree . never learned that in math or geometry . 
USERNAME i seen you today ., i only see you like once a month now :o 
when someone i've never heard of retweeted something from 52 days ago #wtf 
that was my dhit back in 08 , dam that was 4 yrs ago 😮 
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took down number two & four , back to back #omg 😍 
USERNAME i'm sure i've mentioned it at least once 📷 which is why it's so surprising this is our first 😮 
hoi now he wana take hella pics on my phone and record himself hmm ! ! #nephew #crazy 
jennelle on teen mom has to go to jail and she's crying &complaining because she wants to go to her ke$has concert . 😂 😂 😂 #omg #idiots 
tht horrible moment when youre creepin on someone and you like something from forever ago <<<<< #omg #unlike 
USERNAME holly shit lol i thought you guys were messing around 😮 
why do in chocolate commercials whenever a person bites into the chocolate they make an orgasm face ? #weird 
USERNAME that's so weird o_o i'm not gonna lie i did try lol but it didn't work 
#wow the #christmas tree is up ! so #pretty #happy #holidays #la #losangeles #lights #beautiful # @ the grove URL 
dnt know wat to think anymore my head is confused so much #mixed emotions o_o 
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found out that a girl i go to school with , went to school with my ex & is friends with his ex before me . haa uh #weird ew 
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debating if i should bring my bangs back or not o.o ? 
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someone turned off the lights while i was in the basement .... 😨 😫 😵 
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USERNAME you know i don't like it when you be like 👊💢 😲 
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black girls twerk , hispanic girls hip roll , indian girls belly dance and white girls watch o_o 
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USERNAME it moves are rugs in the bathroom . #wtf 
i dance kinda freaky , but i've never given a lap dance o.o i'm shy idk why o.o 
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have to wake up early to run because my coach is that cool of a guy #wtf #doinwaytoomuch #6am #fml 
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bitch not following me but she rt's me every chance she gets o_o then hml like i was gone really answer tho ? #strag 
this bitch gettin fukd while on the fne wit ha bf ! #wow 
this nigga on #catfish said we'll meet before we are 40 years old . o_o 
o_o who dat ! ? lol come get ya son acting crazy 
why those damn numbers ? ? oh well . now time to die .. 😲 😣 😓 
i finally fall asleep , and 15 minutes later the nurse wakes me up to give me a shot .. #wtf #pissed 
USERNAME haha i hate shots ... i literally still cry when i have to get them .... 😭 😵 😷👎💉 
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so u gonna randomly tweet me ! then ignore my retweet then get back on twitter and tweet 😲 🔪🔫🔫☝ 
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omg if it snowed this winter i'd be sho happy :o 
wow ! my retainer glows in the dark ! 😯 #coolshitrightthere 
threw a lot of gritos today ... i never do that tho ? :o 
they arent boots .... these are my cats ... lol #random 
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boy frm my class: u bad give me ya # me :d nt u have a gf o.o ? him: its slow ima dub her for u me: iwould never tty doing that (walks away) 
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limited brands is such an organized company :o i'm impressed ! 
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#thatonekidinclass who just stares at you from across the room #wtf #creeping 
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برامج الـyoutube بدأت تتردى بشكل مرعب ! يالا الهول ! ! o.o 
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people text me the most random and pointless shit . :o 
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when i'm frusterated , i'll start saying song lyrics in my head over and over . #weird #habbits 
where on the other hand , mexicans have a 30 second window to cross the border before they r shot in cold blood 😵 🔫 lol #mexicanproblems 
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USERNAME do mine without looking up the song ! ! o.o #challengeaccepted 
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when my dad comes in my room its weird o.o ... thats cuz he never does lmfao 
USERNAME text me or message me on fb i got stuff to talk to you about ._. :o 
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it's so cold in my room i have the goose bumps and i'm shaking .... #wtf #heellppme 
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getting caught doing something your not supposed to be doing… 😁 😳 😦 😮 
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1 :o o am and this hoe still haven't called back . mm 
#yomama so fat she had her ears pierced with a harpoon . 😮 
contemplating purchasing a go-pro mini camera to strap to my dome for the birthday weekend festivities .. its gonna get a lil #weird n #wild 
bunch of frickin retards on the floor . under 40% shooting in the second half ? ! ? #wtf 
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USERNAME walking ini the room while your grandma is watching a sex scene ... #even #more #awkward 😵 
i was gonna go to bed after spongebob ...... but avatar came on :o 
i hate when a scary trailer for a movie comes on tv when i'm alone & catches me off guard o_0 
he said my back is sexy and then proceedings to rub it o_o .... what does that even mean ? what's sexy about a back ? 
this nyquil aboutta put me too sleep for the whole night 😵 
i loove the smell of raw potatoes is that weird or what ? #random #lmao #forrealtho 
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USERNAME USERNAME but that would mess with the circle of life d; xd lmao ill feel weird cause its her seat :o lol but i guess i can try 
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estuve apunto de morir de un infarto gracias a mi roommate , no jk . :o 
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sleeping with my window open & fan on high . #crazy 
😲 😱 this pain in my stomach .. ow . 
what is there to hate on ? ? ? :o 
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where'd this 49ers hat come from tho ? o.o any of my 49er fan followers want it ? lmao . 
i need to go to sleep o_o can't seem to tho .. 
USERNAME damn o.0 how you get a nigga to do that lmfaoo 
that last tweet was out of character . #wtf i'm sorry 
havin to sleep in a hoodie is about ridiculous . it shouldn't be this cold in my house #wtf #winter 
wtf , it barley hit me that USERNAME has a twin :o 
:o no it is not 12:10 in the morning . i'm buggin when i'm i ever gonna start going to bed on time 😔 
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USERNAME i'm thinking the 5s should be out soon o_o 
if you know what's good -i was about to say 'for you', but nope , just in general - don't ever watch taxidermia . #vomiting #wow #aintworthit 
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USERNAME :o i've argued with you so many times about this ... i recall you saying :( 
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lmao . a man whore ? not at all . you'd only be that if you were actually havin sexual relations with them o_o . 
USERNAME 0_o good call . shame on me . i don't know why i thought that was okay . 
kids ? ! ! ? ? o_o naw those things are for responsible losers ... i'm an irresponsible awesome nigga 
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USERNAME yupp even though i have to wake up in like 5 hours 😲 
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USERNAME i don't know who you are , but i love you . o.o 
i took a test online and it said i got a 22% ... #wtf i answered all the questions and looked everything up ... 
just remembered that i got ice cream sandwiches in the freezer 😯 #winning 
when my little brother friends talk about me >< #wtf 
my whole back is in one giant knot . 😲 
my mom has a rice krispie edible in her drawer ... #wtf 
i eat ice like its food , i like to munch on it . #habit #weird #addiction 
i world really love to meet USERNAME 1 day she seems very cool to hang out with ^_^ #random 
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USERNAME USERNAME preach gurl . first i need butt implants 😮 
i jst drankd a shyt load of milk & water o_o 
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dead meat 😲 gonna try & hit the hay 😺 
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that moment when you throw a house party and your paranoid the whole time thinking your parents are going tomake come home<<<<< o.o 
just got called to the california san jose mission ! i report march 20th ! #sohappy #mission #omg #thisisactuallyhappening 
ahh first time watching #cougarwives and umm o.0 i have no words to describe this show °_° 
fam jus cause i #retweet yo tweet don't mean follow me n ask for a follow back , that's real gay my ninja . o_o 
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pretty sure i just pulled a muscle when i sneezed 😮 
USERNAME yeah i had to g o.o ff on a cutter 
USERNAME ahah wtf -.- i didnt hear it :o , i thought it was gonna rain like around 5 - 10 or something :p 
my self confidence comes and goes . but it's normally gone .. #wtf 
someone just knocked on my door and attempted to open it . safe to say i'm not falling back to sleep #wtf #definitelygonnadie #saveme 
just watched the pbs special on david geffen . #wow what an incredible man and story ! 
i love you just a little too much #omg #lanadelray :') 
USERNAME USERNAME omg don't tell me she's prego ? :o 
USERNAME its only 10:25 o_o the night is still young 
USERNAME you have to be invited to have one ? ! ? o_o xoxo 
USERNAME yeah lolol last time USERNAME went too dumb while driving we almost died ... 😲 lolol 
i've realized i have an extremely high physical pain tolerance , but an extremely low emotional pain tolerance . #wtf #bigheartprobs 
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USERNAME i was so confused when i saw that ! there were tents and everything .... #wtf 
i got wifi in my house this is not real o.o loving it to death tho 
USERNAME whatevz ! ! maybe i was just naturally high o.o 
only if i could go back in the future o.o 
USERNAME heard you were tryna get his number that day though o_o 
american horror story tonight is so intense . #americanhorrorstory #asylum #ahs #americanhorrorstoryasylum #show #intense #wow 
USERNAME t'f ? really ? o.o ima change it then . >.< 
USERNAME USERNAME what ! ? lol for reals out of all the things you could have said that's the last thing i would of imagined :o goo kim 
at first i was like 😮 then i realized who it was and 😂 
before pointe class tonight #pointe #dance #crazy #dancers #dancefriends #dancerpr @ claylee's dance academy URL 
every night i stay up late and every morning i hate myself for it 😵 
so ya dog her one min then love her the next ? lol #smartmove #weird 
USERNAME me too but your too cool to hmu so we can hang out :o 
i am watching #cougarwives on #tlc .... i am not trying to judge but seriously #wtf ! ! ! ! ! ! i guess love is blind ... saggy tits #yack 
i told this boy , and he said no . o_0 
s/o to USERNAME i haven't talked to her in a long time ! #crazy #middleschooldays #tbt haha 
my bf wants to give me a charm bracelet for my birthday :o <3 
so i found this in my schools library #wtf URL 
mom and cheryl USERNAME with our #redvelvet #cheesecake #holycow #wow #huge #yumm @ the cheesecake factory URL 
USERNAME i thought it was mexico .. but whatever lol #wtf 
USERNAME it's been a while since we've talked ! :o 
USERNAME but you'll become a scientific breakthrough ! :o o lol . 
USERNAME i swear i tried it 2 minutes ago and it didn't work ... and now it does #wtf 
i just had a wicked bad dream and wicked bad déjà vu ... #weird 
i'm starving shit to eat in the house and everything by me is closed #wtf 
what are you talking about ... that never happened ! ? 0.o . #serioulyshutit #lololololo 
USERNAME thats okay imma male ... its not okay for u tho o_o 
USERNAME hell yeah i was 12 years old :o holy damn ! #elderly 
USERNAME hell no it isn't i'd die if it were :o 
USERNAME , please go to bed lolo ♡ you got me over here like o_o ahaa 
to be honest , that's why i looked the other way the whole time . every time the wind blew on you , and towards me , i gagged . 😲 
i have a lot of shit to do by tomorrow 😲 😟 
USERNAME :o ! ! didn't they already do that to you tho ? ? 
USERNAME back off ! ! his all mine :o lol 
ahh and now there's a wiccan wedding ! #wtf #weirdshow 
USERNAME bahahaa i know we a little much to handle realtalk ! i kept talkin to logan n she was like o_o but i got u shawty ! ! 
USERNAME i haven't done one math page this year . 😮 i have a c+ tho #copy haha but no sorry .💕 
when a black girl has a gap she's ugly and ghetto . when a white girl has a gap she's cute , exotic , and unique . o_o its a fucked up world 
USERNAME well you have bad mom ! ! ! ! ! berney ! i hate you ! leave me alone ! ! ! hm .👊 😮 
its insane how fast things can change in just so little of time all because of one little thing . mind = blown #crazy 
just printed off my final research proposal to be handed in tomo . 41 pages long . 😵 
for some odd reason i wanna learn russian ... #random 
just saw a pop up ad that was actually a youtube video ! ! :o that's smart lmao 
me:that bitch was hot ! ! ! roomies:who ! ! ! ! me: the noodles :o 
straight lemon and hot water .... 😵 🍋 #thethingsidoforthearts #thisisgonnahurt 
kill idk who dis bitch on oovoo is that's following me but she stay calling me her body nd pussy look nasty nd look like it boof ! 😂 😂 💨💨💨💨 😲 😲 
USERNAME everyone loves big daddy martin soo ur not the only one ! :o 
USERNAME doesn't know what a birthday suit is 🙆🙆😪 😂 😯 prayer is needed y'all URL 
USERNAME where are you working at right now ? o.o 
USERNAME dey be hatin on my hipsta swag but i still be swaggin on like a bauss #omg #whatamievensaying 
i love when the bass it's so hard it massages your back 👌🎶 #weird #backpainprobz 
my back is having spasms right now . #wtf 😱 😫 
this dumb weather app is saying it rained today an it's gonna rain the next two days #wtf #nevertrustingagain 
USERNAME will find someone it cant be that hard :o 
okay so , i think my laptop just crashed , randomly , out of nowhere , never had a problem before ! #wtf #tobecontinued #justgreat #fb 
you got lay the fuck out . ! ! ! ! 😲 😵 😴😴😇😇 
so this is the person who made spag3ddy be spelled with a 3 .. #weird URL 
ur boyfriend fucked ur mom o.o oh shit this show is gőood 
it's 12:44 and i'm about to knock out . it's so early . 😮 
USERNAME :o seriously ! ? ahh ! when do we have to use it by ? ! 
i keep hearing my phone go off but i see mp messages .. o.o 
damn ! just woke up n checked the time . i slept 11 hrs straight ! :o 
she called someone else her bestfriend .. :o that was deep :( USERNAME 
USERNAME o_o .... ¡ay dios mio ! no bueno . 
USERNAME can we get to subway and back on time ? :o 
why these bitches tryna bring back dookey braids &d calling them ? ? ? ? ( 0_o ) 
my phones swype is literally making everything i type spanish and telling me all my words are spelt wrong #wtf 
i've been so perverted today o.o like i think today was a record . everything i said was dirty even in school lol ( /.- ) smh 
watchin ... bout to throw up ! this is fucking gross ! and i like cougars ! omg this is just so wrong in so many ways #wtf #eww 
is it weird that i find my brothers threats funny ? o.o 
USERNAME lmfaoo alright .. the lil nigga down the hall from me has been asking me to find him a girl 0.o 
USERNAME just got on season 3 of walking dead .... wicked . 😦 😮 
sleep without a shirt no matter the weather .. :o 
wow USERNAME is da bomb #wow #merrychrstimas #happynewyear #numnerone #duke #rachel 
i think i might cut my hair like USERNAME but a few inches longer :o #ivebeensayingthisforevs 
USERNAME is that a legit like website ? #omg #toofunny 
did i really just type that .. 😳 😯 😴😴😴💤💤💤🌀🌀 
s/o to my nigga USERNAME tho ! #straightgeek 'n 😁😬 😲 
there's no black guy emoji ..... 😮 😳 😳 😳 
USERNAME what the fucking fuck :o ? ! ? ! ? ? ? 
it would be cool , if we all could read minds o_o #lifewouldbeeasier 
i've fallen asleep and waken up like 12 times already and each time i've had terrifying nightmares . #wtf i don't want to sleep anymore . 
USERNAME how ? when ? why didn't you take me ? :o 
my stomach is fighting me ! tf is really going on ? o_o 
USERNAME what the fuck .. ? on that note , i'm going to bed . 😯 
انزين اهي تقول تسوي رتويت وتلوع جبودنا بالدلع الحيواني هذا لـــــــيــــــــــش ؟ ! ! ! ! اي انت انت o_o 
i was just on the phone for 2 hours talking about the randomest things :o 
. people must think i shit money or something .. o_o 
nice to be out with the brothers again USERNAME USERNAME #butterchicken #naanncurry #omg #thanku #cypress 
USERNAME aww did i break ur hea rt ? :o 
that was a nice two hour nap ... now what ? #nosleep #tired #wtf 
USERNAME that is not true about dexter :o ! ? ! ? 
USERNAME did you do the hw for bailey :o ? ! 
raping a wall in oak harbor , washington #tobeexact me(left) 0.o URL 
USERNAME hehe :) and watching freestyles of the boyz as always .. lol i always do this :d idk why if i cry after i watch them -,- #weird 
USERNAME 😂 😂 😂 😂 fuckyess . you made my night . no . i think that guy went to jail o.o . it's the guy next door on my right . 
USERNAME so al told niggas we gone have to start matching him o.o 
working 12 hr shifts for the next few weeks 😲 
i don't understand why we have so much energy at almost 2 in the morning ;p o.o USERNAME were still talkin on the phone like a boss 
like how can you owe $10k in taxes ? o.o 
i just seen the best food commercial on t . v and almost shitted on my self :o and we don't even have fuckn cable *slaps knee* 
me: am i imaginary ? USERNAME : don't question it . why do u hav 2 over analyze things ? me: o_o 
the weird dreams continue #wtf #someonehelp scared to go back to sleep :( 
what am i talking about ? here you go: URL #nocturne #leagueoflegends #omg 
i said something about food & hash tagged fat girl problems & some page called fat girl problems followed me ? o.o lmfao 
my trip to dallas cost me personally $700 ! 😲 
hear we go again .. 👈me when i see one of you're tweets .. 😁 😵 
damn it ! i just flung franks x-tea hot red hot sauce in my eye ! what a douche ! 🔥 😲 
i think i might be a sex addict ( o_o ) 
we both knew this type of life didn't come with instructions so i'm tryin to do my best to make something out of nothing #lifesways #crazy 
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first thing a man does after the movies , take a wiz khalifa .🚿🚽💦💧 😯 😏 
USERNAME but her a megan good aint no damn twins 0_o 
karaoke night with hamsatan USERNAME and nick and friends 😊 🍸🎤🎼🎶 😮 👏 #drinks #singin @ pandora karaoke & bar URL 
i always think about how we decided to have these furry animals run around our house #weird #pets 
#sneakyhue is go ! ! URL made possible by USERNAME #led #iphonedev (USERNAME check it out :o ) 
USERNAME haha one day  why dont you just get yours done ? :o 
USERNAME i tripped out on how many tonies work at academy with me ! :o 
wat else is goin2 get screwed up around here #wtf 
lookin through the pictures USERNAME and i sent USERNAME tonight ... #wow #werepretty #ineedsleep 
#random fact the darker the roast of coffee the less strong it is… kind of like onions… and how the more they’re cooked .. the less strong . 
my phone is blowing upp :o haa; thanks for all thee love . ! 
USERNAME wait ... peter phan cause thats me ? and im not trying to get at abby ... o_o 
#moon #jupitar #crazy #onlyhappensomanytimes #picstitch #iphone #instagram #instapic #nofil @ eastpointe , mi URL 
#lt i forgot to say please .... #wtf why am i so rude . 
soo like am i the only one to brush there teeth with #crest #white #3d ? :o 
USERNAME ew what the fuck is that ? ! ? ! i look like a hag , with short nasty hair . i was wearing taylor watkins sweatshirt too . #weird 
i've been watching proactive infomercials for the past 30 minutes ...... #wtf 
i woke up from my dream that i got accepted to syracuse o.o is that a sign ! ? 
just had a dream that USERNAME gave me 1 million dollars & i flipped it to make 63 mill ! 0.o hey bevs , wanna make a dream a reality ? 
never let a man spend the night , never apologize and never explain o_o 
this nigga just favorite'd all my tweets for weeks ago 0.o creep & he dont follow me 
my cat is goin wild right now on the bathroom door , i guess she really wants to see me naked . #wtf 
USERNAME made me laugh haha ! ! this is what no sleep causes #crazy 
USERNAME fuck ! i can't believe you just said that :o & not even , i called it , member i was like watch ima fall in there ! lmao xd 
عزيزتي الزوجه اذا ريلج صاير كريم وقالج عازمج على احلى مطعم بالافنيوز انتي وامج *الي ما يواطنها* ترا رايح يشوف كيم جليل الحيا #way3aa o_o 
fuck this pain hasn't gone away & it hurts :o 
i don't think anyone knows i have 5 scars on my stomach 😯 
watching tlc about cougars ... this 72 yr old lady did the position at the ymca for a 25yr old man ... she tapped dat young ass ! ! #wtf 
never been so excited for a thursday night , in my life . #omg 😊 
USERNAME you demon baby ! ahh :o jk but hey you look too good to be a demon anyways he he lol no problem . keep in touch ! #rattpack 
USERNAME better get one big ass blanky , lol . make sure no sand creeps up :o 
sounds like the people upstairs are dropping bowling balls #wtf 
USERNAME because i just did a shit load of crack , and i don't know what's real anymore . o.o 
USERNAME nah lowkey i wished yesterday for you and look your back on twitter :o looks like 11:11 might work :d lolz jk 
since humans feel butterflies .. do butterflies feel humans ? o.o 
so i'm singing in my room and my dad runs in here asking me why i was screaming ? ! hahahaha .. #wow #thanksdad #lol #ithoughtiwasgoodd 
my bff birthday is monday wtf do i get her ? :o #twodrunkpeopletalking 
انباء عن غزو من كيفان للافنيوز على امل كيم تاخذ واحد منهم #عقارب o_o #حمود الصلبوخ ان شفتك موطوط هناك يا ويلك انت الشحروره ما تاخذك #way3aa 
